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After the Grand Council were able to get a call for help from an otherwise isolated system caused so by UIS, albeit by sheer accsident because they managed to pick up the frequency while communicating with a faroff world about a trade deal issue, the Lodgers and Heroes Act are called into another UIS mission against a new-in-a-relitive-term race known as the Graggarockers, who are EVO-suit wearing elemental weapon-savvy lizard people who have run the isolated sectors of the Alpha Core Sector rampently thanks to UIS' isolating ways, but one of their most troublesome targets is Remena, which is essentially the RWBY world of the AUU with 4 kingdoms that harness their planet's 'soul core' energy to fight Grimm-like Grimaces with melee-gun hybrid weapons of Zyaūar Master origin. Recently, the greatest academy in training the main defenders, the Espers and Esperesses of a worldwide organization called the Radiance, has fallen and left it's conflicted and arguing student teams trying to find the best way to defeat who caused it. With the risks of this conflict making the world vulnerable to the Graggarockers, who currently are allined to an infamously powerful empire from another selection of isolated systems in thanks to another major isolation of UIS, the heroes must find this threat and help stop it before it compromises it's safety from the Graggarockers, especially when they learn that the scourge of this world and leader of all Grimace, an Empirid-turned-Grimsister named Grimmess Occultra, who has tie-ins with all crime on Remena, is allied to the Graggarockers, offering to give them the world and it's power in exchange for their aid. With her using magic to turn the teams against each other and weaken the hope of the world around them, how will the heroes deal with Occultra, espeically when UIS has the heroes under a VERY strict term of agreement to not compromise the isolated nature of this system and keep quiet about their origins?

Scenes

One Day in UIS Headquarters

  • The UIS Center in Skeptic Minor. It was shown that a court was taking hold.
  • Madam President was seen over-seeing a court against a captured Yurun who was a member of an Anti-UIS extremest group.
  • Madam President: "Read the charges."
  • Commadore Vrex: "Dir-Ty R. Atis. You stand before this UIS trail, accused, of trying to conduct a terrorest attack against a UIS protected Naaar facility in the Naaar's home system. With the aide..... Of an Astro Laser, stolen, from a Ugoldest facility."
  • The present councilers of the UIS races began to mutter quietly.
  • Madam President: "How do you plead, Dir?"
  • Dir: "So what if I was? The Naaar Busters were only doing what we need to do?! We wouldn't've need to go this far if you cuddlers didn't enabled them to build slaughter stations in your systems to turn Yuruns and fellow rodents into food for Naaars!? How can you people okay this?!"
  • Madam President: "The Naaars can't be treated poorly just because evolution made them defelupt a taste for rodents. Not only that, but you stolen something that belonged to Ugoldest, our respected allies, and aimed to attack one of our prime members. Thank goodness Vrex's forces (Vrex folded his arms proudly and embraced the phrase) were patrolling the system and saw the stolen property coming in and aiming at a Naaar Slaughter Station. If things had turned differently, it would've been chaos."
  • Dir: "Well that's why it wasn't my idea?! But you're getting nothin' from me! I ain't reveling where the guys went for anything?!"
  • Madam President: "Then you will have to take their punishment in their place."
  • Dir: "Worth it in the fight against the Naaars!"
  • Madam President: "..... Even if, that's exactly your punishment?"
  • Dir: "(Turns into a cowerd)..... A-wha?"
  • Madam President: "Since you almost caused the Naaars great alarm, it would only be fitting that they would get to punish you for these actions."
  • Some Naaar guards came moaning in hunger, holding silverware and wearing bibs with rodent skulls and cross-bones on them.
  • Naaar 1: "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaar."
  • Naaar 2: "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaar."
  • Naaar 3: "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar."
  • Dir: "NOT THE NAAARS, NOT THE NAAARS?! I'LL TALK?! I'LL TALK?! (The Naaars backed off)! They're hiding in Gregamoon, in an old deserted castle the natives don't use anymore?! Castle Gravekull!"
  • Madam President: "..... Was that so hard?"
  • Dir: "(Sighs in relief)......"
  • Madam President: "..... But you're still being non-discriminaly sentenced to one of the Naaar's slaughter stations, purely out of the principal that you're still guilty of a serious, unforgiveable crime!"
  • Dir was shocked, as the Naaars grabbed him and dragged him!
  • Dir: "NO?! NOOOOOOO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • The screaming indigniant cowerd was dragged off as the Naaars collectively moaned and repeatedly said "Naaar".
  • Madam President: "...... Vrex, now that we know the exact location of those Naaar Busters, I trust you can take this from here? (Walks off)."
  • Vrex: "One crushed USRA fanactic group, (Streches out) Coming up."
  • A Coraak assitent on a hover segway came up to Madam President along side an army of secrataries of each UIS race.
  • Madam President: "Ahh, Chairmen Flabbs. Brother of CEO Flabbs. So good you came back from vacation."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Alchourse, Madam President! And what a sight to come back to, seeing you send another USRA nut to their fitting fate! Yet another masterful conquest of another set of rouge USRAers! Just like last week, when it was the Skorner Slayers and their attempt to revive those Nova-Titans to build an army against them! You diffenently earned brownie points for the Skorners in letting them have exicution rights!"
  • Madam President: "The Slayers threaten them, so it was only fair to let the Skorners have their justice their way."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Oh, and those Aufones that tried to form a group dedicated to give both my people and the Sailecks trouble with their "QXYZ Accusition Party"? They went from dishastorious would've-been congurors, to GREAT slaves!"
  • Madam President: "Well, I would've splited the group to between the Northern QXYZ to the south, but the south clearly doesn't want any Aufones, so consider it my pleasure."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "And that pleasure was great for business."
  • Madam President: "(She began to look Flabbs with suspition)..... Okay, out with it. Your brother has told me that you tend to be a kissup when there's a great concern. So be honest. What happened?"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "What? (Scoffs), To assume bad news after a great productive UIS court session is like trying to imply that there's a serious problem in an otherwise good day?! (Madam President stared annoyed and angerly, making the sectrataries back away abit)..... That being said, (Gulp)..... There..... MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, be, a teeny winy tiny, fluke......"
  • Madam President: "...... (Grabs Flabs by his big rubbery cheeks), (Sternly) In, terms, of, what?"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "...... An Isolated System in the Alpha Universe, kinda, made contact to the grand council?"
  • Madam President: "(Eye twitches as she kept her scowl)..... You, better inform me, that it's a practical joke?!"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Well, I'm sorry Madam President, but last time I check, I'm a Coraak, not a Jokedon! Cause, well..... We Coraaks? Not really known for our sense of humor.... Oh, unless you count Prank Wedsnesday!"
  • Madam President turned to the sectrataries.
  • Sectrataries: "it's Friday, Madam President."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "(His cheeks were let go)...... Uh, thus, meaning, that it's very serious and legit."
  • Madam President: "....... Which, one?!"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Alpha Core Center, where the Vcrintex System Wall is!"
  • Madam President: "(Eye Twitches intensely)!...... Flabbs....... GO TO THE GRAND COUNCIL, AND SEE IF YOU CAN COHERSE THEM TO FORGET ABOUT THAT MESSAGE!?"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Well, I, I can't promise miricles, because they're too honest to accept bribes! Also, UIS money is currently not accepted currentcy in USRA dominated terratories, so-"
  • Madam President: "TELL THEM IT WAS ANOTHER FANACTICAL SET OF USRA RACE MEMBERS TRYING TO PULL ANOTHER ANTI-WALL ADVANCEMENT?! THAT ALWAYS DETERS THEM?! AS FOR ME, I NEED TO WARN GRANDMIND?! A MATTER SUCH AS THIS SHOULD ALWAYS CONCERN HIM?!"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "(As Madam President marches off) Again, I, I can't promise miricles! (Madam President leaves)...... Oh why do I keep making people angry when I tried to tell them something even after I complimented them? (Hovers off)"

A Grand Office.

  • Madam President cautiously enters into a regel room, filled with pictures of historic UIS triutpms and victories.
  • The Grandmind was seen flouting before a gigantic lavalamp as rainbowy lava slowly moved around as Grandmind was seen consintracting.....
  • Madam President: "..... Grandmind? May I..... Speak to you about something?"
  • Grandmind: "...... I, already know of the latest defeluptment, C'oldas."
  • Madam President got a nervious sweat and kneeled down!
  • Madam President: "I already sent Chairmen Flabbs to discourage USRA interest. Rest assure, it will not compromise the wall."
  • Grandmind: "...... Your faith in that fat idiot is a hinderence for this case, C'oldas. The Coraak can't even be trusted to tie his own dress shoes..... Do you earnestly believe he would keep the USRA races in the dark, since they are too sternfully lawful for bribes?"
  • Madam President: "The Chairmen is a master at convincing people, I ensure you....."
  • Grandmind: "...... Let's test your throey....."
  • Grandmind began to malmitulate the rainbow lava to open up a viewing portal.

Grand Council Room.

  • Chairmen Flabbs: "And with concludtion, the disorted message from when you were discussing an unrelated issue was purely the transmission intersecting with a tv program from one of our satalights, caused so by a few anti-wall fanactics. It's, no secret how much of a headache they've been to us."
  • The Councilers seem to mutter in agreement to this.
  • Warson: "..... Well, Chairmen, so far, your claim has seemed to checked out."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "And I was more then happy to correct this misunderstanding, so, if we're all done here, I'm just gonna be going back to Skep Minor and- (A Sciencetist barged in and caused the Chairmen to fall from his hover segway comically screaming!) D'OW?!"
  • Sciencetist: "SIR?! I HAVE DECODED THE MESSAGE?!"
  • Jling Sling: "Bah, you're too late. The Croaking Grutt pretty much said it was from a TV show from their UIS station. It only got to us because of a few anti-UIS nuts again. It's likely nothing more then typical UIS gibberish anyway."
  • Sciencetist: "Well that's the thing. I tested that throey with many typical UIS approved television programs, and...... It's none of them."
  • The Councilers got curious at this.
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Oh no! (Gets back up on the Hover Segway) Well, uh, you, could've witnessed a relitively new show, that, you science guys haven't heard about yet!"
  • Bayo: "Well how's about the see the undistorted message and judge for ourselves?"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Uh, it's, so new, it's exspearimental! Besides, it's just another UIS show anyway! I'm sure alot of USRA loving councilers are not interested in that!"
  • Galeno: "Well, judging on how nervious you are, let's remember the Aufones' most impourent advice: A nervious Coraak always means there's something afoot!"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, let's be reasonable! I..... Okay, I'll be frank here, my job is on the line, and, it would be MOST benifital for me if you guys don't- (The sciencetist turned on the message) TURN IT ON!?"
  • The message plays!
  • A fully armored being with a head covering helm: "(Female, nerdy voice) This is Team SMKE, I repeat, Team SMKE, reporting to the Mage Council. We need your help more then ever now. The Sharp Fang's planning something big, and this time, the Graggs are involved. I once thought we would never worry about our native problem ever co-insiding with the hostile alien threat, but they did. I don't know what the Sharp Fang really have to gain with teaming up with the Graggs, and vice versa, but, given that they have all of the season mages' power, I shudder about the possabilities. Best-ish case scenario, they just want to sell the power to the Graggs for money to continue funding their usual exploits. Worse case...... I, rather that is left unsaid, and, let's all hope it's the best-ish case scenario. Fortunately, we can safely deduce that they're not gonna try anything yet. It feels like they're bidding their time, trying to freak us out, (Quietly) As typical of them, (Openly) And seems as if they would cause a stir if we do anything going after their direction, maybe cause a few misdirection attacks to get a reaction from us. Again, for now, it looks like they're going dark, but you will be kept posted on further activity. Team SMKE out."
  • The Message ends.
  • The Councilers began to mutter at this as Chairmen Flabbs started to sweat greatly!
  • Warson: "..... (Stern but calm) Chairmen Flabbs....... (Flabbs whinces nerviously)........ That, was not a UIS TV show, new, or otherwise....."
  • Calixto: "..... Be honest with us, Coraak! That was from one of the systems you were isolating, wasn't it?"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Well, duh, I, Ya see..... OKAY FINE?! Ya caught me with my metathorical pants down! Yes, it's from an isolated system, but, but keep in mind, it's, obviously not for you guys! They were trying to contact a "Mage Council", not "Grand Council", so, you guys somehow getting it, it's PURELY an accsident! A fluke! You, you weren't meant to even know about it!"
  • Warson: ".... With all due relitive respect, Chairmen, accsident or otherwise, that was obviously a message of distress! Meant for us or not, a plea for help shalt not be ignored!"
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "And, and, that's fine and dandy and all, but, let's remember the boundery wall?! Huh?! We, we have to remember that the walls are designed to keep USRA advancement out!"
  • Naeem: "True, it wouldn't be very kosher to defy the boundery walls."
  • Inigo: "Yes, I too must stress that the wall is an issue."
  • Warson: "..... Very well then. You made your point, Chairmen....."
  • Chairmen Flabbs sighed in utter relief......
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "For a second there, I kinda thought you were gonna-"
  • Warson: "We will have to discuss this matter with Madam President herself."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Dahhhhhh, ba, duh............. And just like that, there goes my career. (Faints as he fell down)."
  • Warson: "..... D.O.R.I.S., take Chairmen Flabbs to a resting area and call for a ship to take him back to UIS HQ in Skep Minor. Then afterwords, shedgule a meeting with Madam President."
  • D.O.R.I.S. came in and picked the unconjustrus Chairmen up and effertlessly took him away.
  • Jarvis: ".... You know it's very unlikely UIS would agree to allow any venture into the isolated systems."
  • Warson: "I won't expect UIS to automaticly agree with us. But an entire world is in dire peril. Not even they would dare continue to be stubbern about their beliefs after that."

Grandmind's Grand Office.

  • The Portal closed.
  • Madam President was seen facepalming and moaning.
  • Grandmind: "...... I would advise mercy onto the Coraak. He could not halt this ineditablity."
  • Madam President: ".... Very well, Grandmind. BUT I WILL SEE TO IT THAT HE FURTHER IMPROVES HIMSELF IN LIGHT OF THIS- (Grandmind held up a tenticle that stopped Madam President)....."
  • Grandmind: "The matter is no longer onto Chairmen Flabbs. It is about the isolated system now..... I believe that we may have to consider dire options. Espeically if it involves the Graggs."
  • Madam President: ".... I will send a squad to silence the fool that dare managed to get a message into USRA terratory! And the device that contacted them will be destroyed?!"
  • Grandmind: "I'm afraid this will not be handled by conventional means. Gragg presence, and/or that of these, "Sharp Fang" natives, would compromise any aim to silence the contacter, let alone any allies to the contacter..... Besides, contact is made. Afterwords, even under an accsident or a glitch, I doubt this would mean we would still be able to secure that system's independence anymore."
  • Madam President: "Grandmind, you're, you're not seriously considering letting non-UIS approved outsiders into the isolated systems, heavens forbid if they are the lougers and the HA! Please remember that their "messiah" went under one of our trails, AND there was the failure to secure the Apologests! I don't know the full details, but those wall and blockade threateners did something to them that caused them to fail to capture them! Even Kept is being silent! And he usually tells me everything! Grandmind, please tell me you have not finally gone mad!"
  • Grandmind: "I have not befell to any dimentsia. And there is a way to make both parties satisfived without sacravicing the wall nor the isolated systems. Under strict conditions, we'll let the Grand Council laprogs do the hunting of the exposer for us while in the midst of quelling the problem that is behind it. Once the major problems like the Graggs and the native uprising are removed in the misfits' typical fastion, we would move in and arrest the causer, and have the device that did so, terminated."
  • Madam President: "...... Alchourse, oh wise Grandmind. You're a genius."
  • Grandmind: "Genius is an understatement to my spieces. Now, you may be dismissed. You have an impending meeting to attend to."
  • Madam President bowed and left.

Space.

  • The Dynasty Cruser was seen.
  • Inside, the HA and the Lougers we seen in the luxerorious dining room.
  • Icky: "(Whilses)...... Classy joint! No wonder this ship is their pride and joy!"
  • Syvar: "And abit why it took years to even get this hunk of metal off the ground."
  • Warson voice via Intercom: "Please help yourselves to the cruzine, Lougers and Heroes Act members. It would be awhile to reach Skeptic Minor."
  • Samantha: "It's still hard to believe that an isolated system managed to make contact, even more so by complete accsident."
  • Zorra: "Well, if I'm being honest here, it doesn't seem proper-like to intrude on something not meant for us. Esepically when the folks of UIS usually do a good job to keep contacts as limited or non-existent as possable."
  • Chase: "Well, dad once admited a particularly rough opinion on them and their ways."
  • Icky: "Gee, the councilmen that introdused a law that bans forcing someone out of their home for even vital, nessersary and/or very good reasons, doesn't like UIS for blocking out largely unknown systems even when they earnestly felt that the USRA can't be trusted for jackshit to not screw those worlds over with any more bad eggs in their midst? Surprising."
  • Chase: "Tee-hee. But hear me out. It's not nessersarly, solely, the isolating, though admitingly it's not his particularly faverite UIS practice. It's also because of how they would treat any person of the isolated systems with such mistreatment because of what could've been a well-intentioned soul seeking an answer to see if they're alone or not, or even a cry for help against a problem that UIS is inadvertingly helping by censoring the systems. Now, yes, so far the isolated systems are relitively fine and seem to strongly prove UIS' point about how great universeal independence is. But at the same time, father argues that at the same time, UIS seems quiet about it, as if that at least a select number of systems, small as it would be, seem to indicate that the independence either backfired or a threat they unintentionally helped, swallowed the system. Sure, again, they could be just like, a small select number, but dad argued that if UIS's ways of doing things continues, it may not always be the case in the longterm. He said that even a minor instence of failure will spread like wildfire if given the chance."
  • Syvar: "Well, trust me, Apola makes sure the wall she would go after or a blockade she's trying to dispere, isn't blocking out a problem child series of systems, or a system with the biggest problematic issue. Unlike UIS, who were quick to build the walls and blockades first and study a year after the fact, she takes the time to study how the systems work."
  • Icky: "Wow, for a UIS phraser, you're quick to draw a critque on them."
  • Syvar: "Hey, I never said UIS was by all intents and purposes, perfect, but they're still at least 90.9% better at governing the AUU then the USRA, LIKES, to think they do."
  • Xandy: "I still find it weird that it's UIS that runs our united universes and not the USRA races."
  • Syvar: "Oh relax sweetcheecks, the USRA races still run the show in terms of their terratory, but everything else is fair game to UIS outside of that."
  • Xandy: "Well yeah, but, how exactly is that so? UIS isn't as-"
  • Syvar: "Don't tell me, as "Mainstream" as the USRA?"
  • Xandy: "I was going for, well-liked."
  • Syvar: "Well, that depands. How many races have OFFICALLY joined the USRA before disbansion?"
  • Xandy: "Not including the Necktronians and the Thabes, of which both don't and/or no longer have offictal memberships, 12."
  • Syvar: "And how many races joined UIS since it's inception?"
  • Xandy: "With or without the support members and/or any future races?"
  • Syvar: "Just the Founders and the Primes."
  • Xandy: "Then 15. So, that only makes UIS stronger by a margin."
  • Syvar: "True, but then add-in the current support races."
  • Xandy 4-..... 43......"
  • Syvar: "Yeah..... And 15 plus 43, is 58. And that's only without the Fangpos that retreated to them for their aid to hide from discrimination now that Phends are not the basturd children of the universes anymore, and those demon-wanna-bes on how well we handled their leader's son, and our little icedactyl friends after how disgusted they were by our old friend Buttface discouraging them from having anything nice to say about your messiah USRA races. And that's not even counting the races in the allience partnerships with alliences that buddied-buddied with them. And I can only imagine what future addition may follow. Sure, the USRA do have plenty of takers to join their ranks, but by then, UIS would still be ahead of them, and even if they get to the point where they are even, they have a healthy level of Teadr 2 races, one near-Teadr 1 race with the Vyrans, and alcourse, the Brainiacaazks go without saying. And well, thanks to the USRA crippling themselves by having a vending system that slows down accepted membership, UIS is in no worry of problems of the USRA growing strong in member count right away. The only way they would have hope of being even close to proper equils is if you guys have a bunch of teadr 1s band togather. But I don't really see that happening anytime soon."
  • Zosimo: "Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine?"
  • Syvar: "Aw shucks guys, you always known me for my snark."
  • Clifton: "I just don't get why we need to get permission from a group that likely won't okay it."
  • Libby: "In all fairness, it would be improper to just fly torwords the wall and get over it. Besides, Madam President may no longer be in the position to try and deny entery now that we are well aware of the isolated system in question."
  • Aurlena: "Also, we're in enough of a bad scrape with UIS as it is. There is NO need to worsen it by just going through their nose like that."
  • Hudson: "Though, I'm really not sure Madam President would allow us entry anyway."
  • Gazelle: "Then I will confront her myself and make her understand that a situation may be too dire for her to play politics with us."
  • Syvar: "A brave but foolish statement, Uniterelle. But, trust me, it's not needed. Madam President has likely entered a position where she can't deny an isolated system in trouble now. Just a heads up, she will set some firm rules and/or conditions to make sure that system stays isolated one way or the other."
  • Shifu: "We'll worry about Madam President when it's time. For now, it's time to feast."

Later, at the Skep Minor Space port.

  • King Buuull and some UIS soldiers stood by at the space port as the Dynasty Cruser came in.
  • King Buuull: "(Snorts), I can't believe we're allowing USRA-loving scoundrels to come here."
  • A Skorner male showed up.
  • Skorner: "(Hisses), At least it's good to know that the reasons for them being here aren't hostile.... Thisssssssssss time around."
  • A Sailneck arrived and stuffed-in his beer-gut.
  • Sailneck: "Well, look at the pos-a-tives, gentlemen. At least this sort've e-vent would be like lightning striking in the same place. It may never happen a-gain."
  • King Buuull: "Must you be so cocky, Sheruff Beerbelli?"
  • Sheruff Beerbelli: "I'm just sayin'."
  • King Buuull: "..... Master Skor'nus, estimated time of landing?"
  • Master Skor'nus: "T-minusssssssss 40 secondssssss."
  • An aged Zeapent arrived.
  • Zeapent: "Buuull, must we welcome impourent guests with fire-arms and not open arms?"
  • King Buuull: "You are aware of what the Uniter did to the last Gladiozont of Mieber, right Peacekeeper Zyassmah?"
  • Zyassmah: "That holy beast was already doomed by tainted magic. Better it assend to the afterlife then for it to suffer any longer. Don't try to use my devotion of the great Gladios to make me overlook your over-preperations of a hostile act yet to be seen."
  • Sheruff Beerbelli: "Let's not forget what we're dealing with here, Peacer. Them USRA folks is trouble. My people almost lost control of our own system thanks to them!"
  • Zyassmah: "More like you didn't wanted to share a system you barely properly expanded to. And you know well enough the conflict would've ended more peacefully had it not been for the Fogg assassination."
  • Sheruff Beerbelli: "Hey don't speak of that in vain, Peacer! Uncle Fogg was a good Sailneck! He did nothing wrong, and those USRA basturds mur-dered him!"
  • Zyassmah: "More accreately, he fell victim to rogues. Keep in mind that the Aufone ambassitor was just as much harmed by them as well. They were madmen that wanted to continute the war in meant to avenge the planets in the system they had believed to be "Congured"."
  • Master Skor'nus: "These USRAers did not allowed my people to redeem our universe through the destruction of those abominations, the Tiiken! Our universe is forever shamed with every Tiiken borned and allowed to live."
  • Zyassmah: "Well pardon them if they have a slightly better opinion of Tiikens then the Skorner race do, Skor'nus. And please, your people were asked to ease up on that Tiiken hate."
  • Master Skor'nus: "Believe me, my people are trying their hardest, but, some of our virtious could not contain their hatred and proceed to try and attack the Tiikens. It pains me to see them get punished, by either the USRA or even by UIS, just because they only desired to redeem the universe."
  • Zyassmah: "Well it's so that UIS doesn't get threaten with disbansion if they came to think that we were encouraging that behavior. It's also so we can best protect your world from an exile sheild. Oh, and speaking of such things..... I must admit that I do find that behavior distasteful. But still, that doesn't mean we shouldn't attempt to at least be inviting to them. Discourage any notions of us always being hostile. Besides, Madam President wouldn't've agreed otherwise if there was another opition at hand."
  • King Buuull: "(Sighs)..... Ease up on the guns..... The Peacekeeper demands it."
  • The Soldiers eased up alittle.
  • Zyassmah: "Thank you, Buuull. Glad to see his highness desided to follow my advice."
  • Master Skor'nus: "T-minussss 10 seconds."
  • The Dynasty Cruser landed in that amount of time.
  • Zyassmah came closer as the forces kept a firm eye on him and the cruser as it opened up.
  • The Grand Council, escourted by some Grand Council Soldiers, arrived with the Lougers and the HA in tow.
  • Lotus: "(Looks at the forces).... Well, at least we know when to give proper welcomes to uncertainty riddled guests."
  • Zyassmah: "Esteamed Leaders of the Grand Council, and their hero team compatrients..... Welcome to Skeptic Minor. The moon of Skepis Major. And to our humble Second Primery Base of Operations, behind the embessity stationed in a space station over Planet Brainiac, the home world of the first of the founding races of UIS. I am Zyassmah. I am standing in for my good friend Ket'chup while he's attending to a UIS goodwill mission in Darbotta, where I understand he and Queen Juvina have been getting along famously for some time."
  • Jling Sling: "(Quietly) That's something to look out for. (Gets bonked by Warson) (Openly) D'OOWWWW, THAT HURT?!"
  • Warson: "Greetings, Zyassmah. Glad your willing to welcome us in a proper way, compaired to his majusty's, flexing of milatorieral musles."
  • Zyassmah: "Try not to worry about them. They're like caged rogs. All bark and no bite. Now, come with me, and I'll take you to the center..... Oh, and uh, try to stay togather, especially in Naaar heavy areas. Trust me, it's for the sake of any rodents among us."
  • Syvar: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder why."
  • Zyassmah: "Humorious. Now, let us march on."
  • The Group walked on as the Soldiers stared on.
  • Gazelle walked up to Zyassmah....
  • Gazelle: "Look, if, you're very sensitive about what happened in Mieber, I-"
  • Zyassmah: "Don't worry. I'm not like my brother, the Head Chieftain. I don't randomly charged into every death of a sacred Gladiozont for anything without reasonable context. The Gladiozont of Mieber was, clearly suffering. You did what was best for it and the planet."
  • Icky: "Well, you have to be the most chilled UIS guy we met since Ketchup boy."
  • Zyassmah: "I am my people's peacekeeper, after all. It is only naterol for me to be like this."
  • Warson: "And it is indeed a welcoming thing, even dispite of UIS's dilemma."
  • Zyaasmah: "Oh believe me, you're diffently gonna need my guidence, espeically on how hecktic it got in the center. It is the first time an isolated system made contact. Now, accsident or not, it was odd on how it was able to get through dispite the surpressing nature of UIS's finest anti-contact systems. Let alone, just make it enough to come distorted during trade talks in your council."
  • Icky: "Oh I'm sure it's not that big of a deal!"

Inside UIS center.

  • UIS representivies began to run into a political panic as the bedlem reigned!
  • All screens had a map of the Alpha Universe pinpointing the location of the isolated world that made contact!
  • The Lougers and the HA stared bewildered at this.
  • Zyassmah: "I had fairly warned you. I must apologise in advance for this chaos. It is earnestly the first time UIS has failed to prevent contact of this caliber."
  • Warson: "..... Well, yes. We do have to keep in mind that it is the first "Successful" contact to the rest of the universes. Before this day, such a prospect would be unheard of to them."
  • Gazelle: "Why are they so afraid of this?"
  • Warson: "Because then it would mean that UIS's powers would be challnaged by the USRA races. Anti-Wall/Anti-Blockade Exremeists will be so much more embolden then ever to burden UIS' defences and surely do so in the idealogical name of USRA expandsion."
  • Xandy: "Isn't that, tecnecally a good thing? I mean, don't those systems have the right to be known by us?"
  • Bayo: "It's not so clearcut and simple. To UIS, the USRA Races can't be trusted to govern beyond what they already control."
  • Xandy: "But, the USRA races are just and fair folk."
  • Warson: "Surely you haven't forgotten instences when you dealt with members of such races, of which had proven to be the oppisite of what you said? Croker, Glutus, Gormac, to name a few...... They and several others have proven that not every member of the USRA races has always been just and fair. All UIS desires out of these isolation attempts, is to try and keep those isolated systems from blindly trusting the legacy of the USRA."
  • Xandy: "And they do that by isolating them?"
  • Jarvis: "Well, it's because the USRA has this hapit of being curious about the universes to a fault and spread far beyond what is known. In order to quell it, UIS had to adopt these extremes. I know from an outsider's perspective, it's ludicrist and unfair, hence why the extremeists exist as they do, but if you take time to understand, it's kinda their only choice to protect these systems from the enfluence from a far from truely perfect group."
  • Inigo: "By all means, I don't nessersary find myself being a fan of this behavior, but, I deemed it to be good diplomatic behavior to leave them be on it. For what it's worth, for the grandest part of these methods, alot of this isolated systems seemed to be doing well without intervention. There was only very select few instences where the indepencence backfired or some unsavery force was allowed to go unchallnaged..... Or both. Those such systems are purely in the minority."
  • Zosimo: "Well the fact that these "Minority" Systems are in trouble at all is saying alot. So what things went right fer the most part? Maybe the fact that some of them are in trouble seems to indicate that isolating them was the last thing they needed!"
  • Syvar: "Look, for what it's worth, it's not like UIS meant for the rise of power of whatever caused those systems to collapse. It was bad happenstance at best, poor timing at worse."
  • Zosimo: "Well ain't that just like a UIS defender to say that?"
  • Syvar: "(Quietly to Zosimo) Well excuse me if Apola was a great first impression of UIS as a whole, while those assholes from these scouts I wanted to join, who were USRA fanboys, gave me the sourest impression ever! Let's not forget that because of USRA fanboys that I lead down to a crappy life to begin with!"
  • Zosimo: "Fair point. But it wouldn't hurt ya to acknowledge that maybe UIS isn't as infailable then they calm they are compaired to the USRA. The first successful contact comes to mind!"
  • Syvar: "And people say I'm the team smartass."
  • Aurlena: "The Team Smartmouth more like it, in my opinion."
  • Zyaasmah: "Now now everyone, we should be on our way. Just follow me, and, try not to touch anything. And remember to not stray from the group, espeically if you're of the rodent family. We're still working on giving the Naaars a sense of self-control to not eat the first rodent they see."
  • Clifton: "THEN WHY, are you allowing them to keep Rodent Slaughter Stations up in UIS terratories?"
  • Zyassmah: "Well we don't want to FORCE it on them like how the USRA tried to do it! We want to do it, in a gentler way, to encourage them to try to resist their insticts on their own terms and not forcing surrpression, because doing it in the way the USRA would've done it, is deemed oppressive."
  • Magnum: "Well, granted, the way that the USRA tends to give the most troublesome races exile sheilds, is often, most un-ideal. But, how is walling out systems or making giant blocking blockades any different then using an exile sheild?"
  • Zyassmah: "Exile Sheilds are pretty much the USRA's way of saying "We don't want to deal with your nonsense nor do we have the paihence and time to try and understand it, so we're gonna entrapped you in a stagnation indusing exile sheild that would actselly only serve to worsen you so we don't have to deal with it". When we build the walls and the blockades, they weren't meant to entrap the systems nor doomed to an unforseen fate..... They're meant to keep them independent, free from such carelessness. Besides, exile sheilds tend to eventually fail like all tec, and they're not always absolute to keep something out. You would have to deal with that problem eventually anyway, of which is a lesson that has been ineditably learned, many times, as you all came to be be aware."
  • Icky: "Look, if it helps, we are doing a damn good job to make sure the Grand Council and the USRA Races don't do that half-ass short-cut out-of-a-serious-problem solution like that again! Espeically on how we proved that the Weavoids were trying to escape an overpopulation problem and exiling them with that thing south park sytile just made it stupidly worse."
  • Zyassmah: "Oh, I ensure you fondly, the Zhaerthis people loved you for this. (Gazelle was seen signing some authgraths from some Zhaerthis digitaries and staff). As deminstraighted here. That method for the USRA to deal with such cocerns is rightfully considered the cowerds' way out. I too am glad you're making the USRA races less willing to ever do such things again."
  • Gazelle: "(Finished off one last autograth as a Zhaerthis happly chirped) And believe me, we're glad to help them see the light. I enjoy nothing more then to champion against discrimination, espeically when there are those that dare try to justify it's existence."
  • Zyassmah: "Such wise and noble heroes. (Sighs), It's ashame UIS is falsefully cautious of you."
  • Spyro: "But, I wouldn't call it, (Looks at one side to see the Sucubans hissing angerly, another side to see the Fangpos cowerdly stepping back because of Cynmona)..... Reasonless caution....."
  • Zyassmah: "Oh don't worry about them. The Grand Mind will cleanse their ills in time. Besides, not all latest additions either hate or fear you. (The Icexdactyls were holding signs that phrased the lougers and the HA)....."
  • Samantha: "Well, that's just because the Icexdactyls are just very disfonded of what Minister Butt was gonna do to them."
  • Zyassmah: "(Laughs softly), I'm amused his parents would name him like that!"
  • Icky: "How did ya think we felt? (Laughs), It's still hilarious just thinking about it!"
  • Zyassmah: "Ahem. Well alas, the time of fun must be kept short, in times of great and serious concerns. Madam President will be in her office. She'll be, expecting you."
  • The Group entered the elevader as the disorganised choas continued!

Madam President's office.

  • A very large greecken sytile room filled with statues of Skeps in poses of famous greek arts.
  • The Heroes and the Council entered with Zyassmah.
  • Syvar: "Ahhh. I see the Skeps are still fond of anichent culture."
  • Marty: "The foundtain's a nice touch. Very classy!"
  • Phil: ".... Kinda feels like I entered a freaky alternate dimention.... Within a freaky alternate dimention."
  • Gazelle: "I must admit, I do like the arcitecture of this place."
  • Devon: "Charming place. I must get the name of her decorator."
  • Warson: "Do try to remember that we're here on business matters, lougers."
  • Madam President was seen louging on a caesar chair as the secretrataries hold various food and drinks, some feeding her and giving her reshreshment, as Chairmen Flabbs was seen being made to use a giant leaf to fan her.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, nice to see she wasn't AS stressed out about all this as we figured."
  • Chairmen Flabbs: "Oh, trust me, she is! This is just how she eases it!"
  • Madam President: "And now, it's time for business. (Gets up and sat on it as the Sacretaries and the more then reliefed Chairmen Flabbs move aside!)..... I, trust your here about the isolated system that made.... Successful, contact."
  • Lotus: "Indeed! And don't think you can try and play games with us, Madam President! That world is in potentional trouble, and as it's isolater, you have an obligation to see to it's safety."
  • Madam President: ".... Under, normal circumstances, I wouldn't've even agreed to this meeting if I still can potaintionally keep the planet and/or the overall system censored. (Gets up and walks off with her arms folded behind her back) But, a talk with the magnifisent Grand Mind and my stress relieveing exsirsizes allowed me the chance to, shall we say, conjure up the next best thing. Hence why, I'm willing to let USRA supporters set foot in that isolated system for the first time since..... Well, it really IS, the first time, after all."
  • Jling Sling: "..... Huh. That was easy. Okay everyone, back to the shi- (Exit is blocked off by two Bullabull gaurds who growled at him) (Cowerdly yelps and hides behind Warson!)"
  • Madam President: "I have, (Walks torwords the group), a catch, however. Just because you have gotten contact, doesn't mean you get to enfluence the system away from it's independent life into wanting to be controled by the USRA races."
  • Gazelle: "Madam President, I have already assured you that I would never allow myself to be used for political gain like that."
  • Madam President: "I may not have that fear from you, but it's the HA I can't trust."
  • Hudson: "Oh come on, where have we ever advertised for the USRA races like that? I mean-"
  • Madam President presses a button on a randomly appearing remote and activates a TV that plays videos of the HA heroes talking about the USRA and what it was capable of.
  • Hudson: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there."
  • Madam President: "I believe that it's ability to maintain independence would be compromised if any of you, Louger or Heroes Act Member, even minorly talked about the USRA races, in a passing glance. That's why, I have a term of agreement you must accept if you wish to enter the isolated system."
  • Squidward: "...... Let me guess: Don't talk about the outside universes, systems and planets. Is that right?"
  • Warson: "Why am I not surprised you would pull this, C'oldas?"
  • Madam President: "Just because an isolated system came to be known to you, doesn't mean we'll surrender it's independence. The terms of the agreement is simple: Make nary a reference to neither the USRA or ANYTHING related to the outside universes!"
  • Inigo: "But, what if the natives don't trust them? Can't we negosiate for some exceptions?"
  • Madam President: "I'm only willing to pardon referencing your names, or limited context of your exploits."
  • Jling Sling: "I think that's the best we're getting from her."
  • Skipper: "Well what if something goes wrong and we have to explain more about the universes more?"
  • Madam President: "There are, no greater exceptions, to this deal, beyond what I had said. Any violation of it, will label you, wanted criminals of UIS that will be prosicuted, immeditaely. And I will see to it that even the Grand Council can't defend you in our court of law, for they shalt not be expected to bust you out."
  • Icky: "Well no problem, we'll still have Ketchup boy and Zyass."
  • Madam President: "Keep in that it depends on whether or not Ket'chup or even Zyassmah will even be allowed by either me or even the Grandmind if he must be bothered to attend. And if UIS, REALLY, wants to make exsamples out of you, there will be VERY little for the both of them do anything other then apologising!"
  • Zyassmah: "(Sighs), It's true. Ket'chup and I cannot be consistently relieable defenders." 
  • Bayo: "President Steele, be reasonable, politics is hardly a good time when a world is in earnest trouble. What if this world's in serious danger?"
  • Madam President: "Listen good on my words, everyone. I have representives and staff on edge about this, exposure, enough as it is. It is a political impourence that the jeoperised isolated system, IS to stay isolated! You either accept this deal, or you way as well be on your way, and forget this whole fiasco, has ever occured."
  • Jling Sling: "Welp, we tried. Can't save them all. Let's just get out of-"
  • Gazelle: "We accept the terms, Madam President."
  • Po: "WHAT?!"
  • Five: "WHAT?!"
  • Shifu: "WHAT?!"
  • Kaa: "WHAT!?"
  • Squidward/Shenzi: "SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Icky: "(This video)!"
Nostalgia Critic - "No" Scene - (Shortened Version)

Nostalgia Critic - "No" Scene - (Shortened Version)

  • Warson: "Miss Gazelle, with all due respect, DO YOU EVEN REALISE WHAT YOU'RE AGREEING TO?! AT LEAST LET US TRY TO FIND A COMPROMISE HERE-"
  • Gazelle: "She has made it perfectly clear that it's either her way or the highway. She won't accept a compromise that would risk UIS' ideal independence for the system. Besides, Bayo said so herself. A planet in trouble is hardly the time for politics. We may as well agree to the terms."
  • Icky: "YOU'RE ASSENTUALLY AGREEING THAT WE CRIPPLE OUR ABILITY TO EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE ABOUT WHAT WE REALLY ARE?! WITHOUT REFERENCES WITH UNABIDLED UNRESTRICTED CONTEXTSES, PEOPLE ARE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME LOOKING PAST THE FACT THAT WE'RE JUST A RANDOM COLLECTION OF WEIRDOS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Well this isn't like we're going to a world UIS has no control of."
  • Madam President: "We don't actselly directly control the isolated planets nor the systems, the point of isolating them is to have them be the masters of their own desteny!"
  • Gazelle: "Okay, rephrase: This isn't like we're going to a planet not within UIS terratorial reach. Those systems and worlds were made isolated cause of them. It is only fair we agree to their terms. Besides, we do owe them for not being able to, "contain", the Apologists."
  • The Heroes begrudgingly agreed.
  • Madam President: "..... That's, more like it. (Snaps her fingers and a UIS drone appears). This is a UIS survelence drone. It will monitor your groups and make sure you comply with our agreement, to, the, letter. And remember. One mistake, and your legacies as heroes, will disappear like any Anti-UIS Extremeist that dare try to expose the isolated systems to the outsider universes."
  • Patrick: "Like, who exactly?"
  • Madam President: "Precisely, what I mean."
  • Spongebob: "(Gulps). I think she means business on that, Patrick."
  • Patrick: "Oh...... (Gets scared) Meep."
  • Warson: ".... (Quietly) Miss Gazelle, a word, back on the Dynasty?"

Dynasty Ship

  • Warson: "WHY, DID YOU AGREED TO ADHERE TO MADAM PRESIDENT'S TERMS OF AGREEMENT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Look, she made it painfully clear that she won't accept a compromise."
  • Warson: "But you assentually agreed to make things difficult for yourselves to have these people take you seriously as honest heroes without having them understand your exploits!"
  • Gazelle: "Well in her mind, she would think that it would assentually be us trying to advertise for the USRA and getting them to want to be dependent on them!"
  • Warson: "..... Look, I get that you don't want to give UIS the impression that you're out to be the USRA's weapon against them, and that's fine, but you should've allowed me and Calixto to try and negosiate a compromise with her! I mean, yes, direct references to the USRA would still be taboo, but you misfits could've still had been allowed to talk about your exploits without need of referencing the USRA! Those explouts would've made it easier to have the natives trust you! Without that, they can't look past your, random behaviors and tendingcies to be odd, for the life of them!"
  • Gazelle: "She said she wouldn't agree to a compromise!"
  • Warson: "That's political jargon for that she's a tough customer! It means that she would only accept a deal that still benifits her but doesn't outragiously cripple the Lougers and the HA! The terms of agreement you accepted to all willy-nilly, WAS OBVIOUSLY THE RAW DOUGH OF THE AGREEMENT?! You assentally agreed to eat raw dough, before it ever had the chance to become bread! What drove you to accept that?!"
  • Gazelle: "Because I had sensed that the world was in too much termoil for you and Madam President to engage in bureocratic war of words! We should focus more on helping the world then to try to win in a political arms race."
  • Warson: "....... Miss Gazelle, I understand this well, but, Madam President basicly has you, the Lougers AND the Heroes Act in her vice grip now?! You know that once you make one serious mistake, we litterally can't afford to protect you! You do realise this, right?"

Meanwhile, Somewhere Unknown

  • Acrillisape: (An Acrillisape dressed like RWBY Roman Torchwick came out from an alley with a Neo-style Paradisoid and four red machete-wielding goons)...... (They walked down until an AUU Smooth Criminal-style song played) WHAT THE?! Who's playing that song?!
  • Goon #1: I thought it'd fit the mood, Mister Ronam.
  • Acrillisape (Ronam): We're walking toward a tense shop in the middle of the night wielding a cane gun and a metric f***-ton of red machetes! Do you REALLY have to spell it out for people?!
  • Goon #1: Alright, geez! (The Paradisoid held a sign that said 'Catchy song, though.')
  • Ronam: Don't encourage him, Sherby! (They went in) Hello, good sir, you have any-
  • Shopkeeper: I HAVE A FAMILY!!!
  • Ronam:....... I didn't even finish my requst yet, what the cluster?! Larco, you inbred son of a Glown, you just HAD to play the song?!
  • Shopkeeper: For the record, sir, it wasn't him. You WERE walking in wielding a cane gun and a metric f***-ton of red machetes!
  • Ronam:... Oh.
  • Goon #1: How's that irony taste?
  • Ronam: Like alcohol and regret... Ya know, just thought I tried to be nice about it, but, fuck it! Just grab the tense. (They start robbing tense) Hurry up, I have other things to do you know, we need to leave before the authorities respond to the silent alarm!! (Sherby held a sign that said 'Wouldn't want to miss those Golden Guys reruns, would you?') Sherby, you're not funny!
  • ???: Strange coincidence I'd meet you, Ronam. (Ominously maniacal cackles)
  • Ronam:... Oh no! I know that laugh! AMSCRAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! (The group grabbed what they can and ran off?!)
  • Suddenly, Freaky Clown Monsters with blade hands of various types fromed from the ground like shadows as they laughed and cackled, intersecting the group!
  • Ronam and his possie comedicly slidded, as Sherby held a sign that read "Yipe".
  • Suddenly, a being with a scorpian tail similar to RWBY Tyrian came from behind the creatures.
  • Being: ".... Ronam, fancy running into you."
  • Ronam: ".... Ya don't scare us, Tirade."
  • Tirade: Then why were you amscraying, ya' fgaken? (Chuckles)
  • Ronam: "Compared to others, we're the roughest gang in the neigherhood!"
  • Tirade: "Really? You and what army? (Ronam and Sherby saw that the goons were gone as they were seen running away like pansies, having dropped their loot)...... (Chortled)"
  • Ronam: "..... YOU CLOWNS ARE SO FIRED?!"
  • Tirade: "Hey now, Ro-Badname, I'm here to fill in for my now-mute sister on how you need to be reminded on how much you, owe mother for the cowinidental escape you made during what occured in Dell Academy."
  • Ronam: "After one of her Terrordactyls wrecked my suit?! I'd rather distence myself from your little escapades, personally."
  • Tirade: "Ya sure you want that, Roro Yer Boat? (The Freaky Clowns close in) Cause believe me.... (Darkly) Mother doesn't like debt dodgers."
  • Ronam wimpfully coiled up as Sherby held a sign that read "I just laid dud eggs now, that's how scared I am".
  • Ronam: "...... I mean, does your mother, REALLY want me? I'm just a freelancing providitor for troubled grims NOT part of a coup de gra."
  • Tirade: "(Cackles wildly) Oh don't get me wrong, dips***! I would've prefered it if she DOESN'T DRAG YOUR MAMMELY ASS INTO THIS?! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PARASITE ACTSELLY BENEFITING FROM REMENA'S PROBLEMS, THE FACT YOUR WAYS GIVE BRIEF RELIEF TO GRIMS IS ONLY SO THEY BLINDLY TRUST YOU?! Mother, doesn't really fancy your advantage taking."
  • Ronam: "Well, someone has to, I mean, a lot of other business entrepenors aren't gonna do it given how much the Mage Council forbids- (Tirade grabbed his neck with the tail) YAAAHHKKK!!!"
  • Tirade: "SPARE ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW, RO-RARA-OH-LALA?! Are you gonna live up to what you owe, OR WHAT?! (The Freaky Clowns Chuckled excitedly)...... I like these guys."
  • Ronam: "..... (Wimpfully) Okay....."
  • Tirade: Besides, it's not just the authorities coming. It's, 'Little Red', on one of her Dell excursions. Imagine if she found out you were alive. (Chuckles) Just let me take care of it.... That is unless I should give you to her myself.
  • Ronam: Uhuhuhuh, sure, deal, just lemme go- CAAHHKKK!!!
  • Tirade: Good boy. (Chuckles), Alright, boys. You may as well tend to Ronam's, now FORMER, friends. (He hops away with a gulping Ronam and Sherby, as not too far, another set of the clown grimaces, refered to as Glowns, surrounded and attack Ronam's goons and turned them into more Glowns)
  • ???: YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERHUGGER!!!! (This played as a semi-quadruped deer being similar to Ruby Rose came in with a dramatic entrance and superhero landing while this song played)
This Will Be The Day (feat

This Will Be The Day (feat. Casey Lee Williams) by Jeff Williams with Lyrics

  • The Glowns chocked there heads curiously while chuckling.
  • Deer: "..... Ya know, I think the report makers have their info wrong again. These aren't criminals, they're Glowns."
  • The Glowns laughed as they entered battle stances.
  • Deer: "..... Still, I feel like I should take these guys down before they cause anymore trouble. (She took out a Crescent Rose-style scythe and took them out and freed the amnesiac goons)... Oh, THERE'S the criminals. Looks some leftovers of Ronam's old gang too. They really are nothing without him. (They vomit black goo) Eww. (More cackles were heard as more Glowns came in riding raptor-bike hybrid Grimaces and giant Grimace pterodactyls flew in and the Deer threw her scythe like a boomerang cleaving one pterodactyl Grimace's wing off before catching it)... (She fought like this)"
RWBY Volume 4 Character Short - Premieres Oct 22 Rooster Teeth

RWBY Volume 4 Character Short - Premieres Oct 22 Rooster Teeth

  • Deer: (Ends by sniping the last of the Glowns down)... WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?! (Something from behind punched her through several walls) GOSHDARNED CHEAP-SHOTTING GRIMACELICK- OOF!!!! (The fist came from a giant Caveman-Gorilla Six-Armed Ankylosaur-Tailed Grimace that roared wildly) Ugh! Rotten Forcedraggers!!! (Tried to cleave the Forcedragger Grimace but it grabbed her, rammed her comically throughout the area and tail-clobbered her into more walls)... MOMMY, IT KICKED MY ASS, CAN I KEEP IT?!? (Got out) Ugh! Swear jar! (Put a coin in a jar before continuing and finally taking it down after a long grueling fight)... (Answers her mobile device similar to the scrolls of RWBY)
  • (Barnity): Rewbeny, we saw the Grimace smoke!
  • (Sauran): We're on our way.
  • (Jokedon): Don't start without us!
  • Deer (Rewbeny): Oh, I haven't even BEGUN getting started. (More Grimaces arrived) Cause trust me, these Grimaces were not among the leftovers from Tephra's big attack.
  • (Jokedon): "SWEET, NEW FREAKY CREATURES?! Don't end up taking them all down before we show up, M'kay? I don't wanna miss out on the fun!"
  • Rewbeny: "Oh, trust me, even if I want to, (10 Forcedraggers showed up) There's honestly so much I can do before they finally get me eventually."
  • (Jokedon): "Ohhhh, sounds like Occultra's pulling out the stops for you! Greatseeyasoon BYE?! (Communications hung-up!)"
  • Rewbeny: "...... And people say I'm the excitable one. (A Glown nodded his head in agreement to that comedicly till a more serious-ish one smacked him upside the head to keep focus)."

Later...

  • Tirade: (A Spider-like Being was seen in a black cloak, and had a disfigured face while Tirade came back with Ronam and Sherby)... Hey there hi there ho there, sis! (The figure glares angrily at him with fiery eyes)... Do these two set of alley trash look familier to you?
  • Ronam: OH DEAR GODS!!! WHAT FAILED GRIMACE EXSPEARIMENT HAPPENED THAT HAD CAUSED THIS?!
  • Tirade: Why'd you think she sent me? And no, it has nothing to do with a Grimace exspeariment. Poor Tephra can't talk since Little Red pulled googly Celestial Eyes on her.
  • Ronam: "...... Rewbeny did this? You're crazy...... Er, then usual!? That cutsy little Jeer wouldn't even hurt vermin!"
  • Tirade: "Oh, believe me...... Even the cute ones can get REAL triggered if you press their buttons hard enough. And let me tell ya, sis, REALLY pressed her buttons."
  • Ronam: Well, irregaurdless, we have some grivences to work out. Sherby? (Sherby held a sign that said "Oh hell no, I am not fighting her!")...... Sherby, don't joke with me, you're my right-hand girl and my mute bodyguard, you need to represent me, so PLEASE DO NOT EMBARRIS ME OVER HERE?!
  • Tirade: "(Giggles), Oh, I'm sorry. I thought Sherby was a Parasoid, not a Fgaken! (Sherby got triggered by the insult as Tephra face-palmed)....."
  • Sherby punched Tirade right into a garbage can!
  • Tirade: "(As he crashed into Garbage) D'OW SON OF A BIT- (Tirade gets covered in trash as Tephra looked bemused by this)....... Ya know...... You two are lucky mother WANTS you two dipshits for her plans, else, I wouldn't be so forgiving to this slap to my pride!"
  • Ronam: Well don't expect to get away to insult Sherby's avian nature, you laughing yuts! Now, before we get to brass tax, would you guys mind telling us WHY YOU HAD US WHISKED AWAY BY A GRIMDACTYL?!
  • Tirade: Oh, you mean when you were like "SO LOOOONG SUCKAAAAAAS!!!", and then the Grimdactyl swoops in and grabs ya, as you were all "GAAAHHH!!! HELP ME SUCKAAAAAASSS!!!!" (Cackles wildly) Still classic! I can still remember the smell of your soiled trousers when you two street-vrats were introdused to mother! It took the Janitor a WEEK to clean the pee away!
  • Ronam: "OKAY THAT TEARS IT?! SHERBY I ORDER YOU TO- (Sherby lifted a sign that read "Still no on actselly fighting Tephra, you wacko".)......"
  • Tirade: "..... Tch, to be fair, at least your henchwoman has the commen sense to realise that fighting Tephra, would be a waste of time...... And a life."
  • Ronam: "...... Okay, screw it, screw it?! How's about we make it between gentlemen, you laugh-happy sentient Glown!? (Weilds his staff like a fencing sword) Have at ye, you lowsome codpiece! (Tirade grabs the staff with his tail and tosses it away)..... Jokes on you, I'm a master of fisticuffs! (Raised his arms in a boxer stance) Put up your dukes, you mentally unbalenced laugh box! (Ronam threw a punch, but Tirade grabs it quickly and squeesed Ronam's hand as Ronam starts yelping like a phathic bitch) Ay, ay, ay, ay, AY?!"
  • Tirade: "Hehehehehehehe, I wonder if I can convince mother that you two are better off being practice dummies instead of what she really wants! (Squeeses Ronam's hand even harder as Ronam started to scream like a girl, of which Tephra gave an annoyed stare, gesturing Tirade to knock it off).... Ugh, fine, sis. (Lets go of Ronam's hand as it was cartoonishly squished)......."
  • Ronam: "..... On second thought, Sherby, maybe you were onto something about not fighting these two."
  • Sherby lifts up a sign that reads "Because NOW you agree with me".
  • Tirade: "So, are you gonna take this seriously now, or does the other hand have to be squeesed like a ripe zomato too?"

The Mage Council of Remena

  • The Lougers and the HA followed Rewbeny to meet a series of elder mages sitting in a u-shaped circle where each elder represented a particular magic shorce.
  • Rewbeny: "Hi, Mom! These are the outsiders that team SMKE inadvertingly summoned when they were trying to contact you!"
  • Necromancer Mage: "(Sarcastic) Oh, great, more aliens. (Deadpan) As if those Graggs weren't bothersome enough."
  • Time Mage: "Okay aliens, be honest with us. Are you by any means friends of the Graggs, or even representives of the Aggressor Empire? Or are you your own trouble makers?"
  • Non-Equarian Magical Winged Unicorn Horse Mage Leader: "All of you stop it! If they had hostile intent, did you think Rewbeny would be entrusted to lead them alone?"
  • Elemental Mage: "Let's be honest, Celestius, your daughter isn't exactly known for thinking straight. For all we can safely guess, she could've been tricked." (The HA and Lougers were confused by that as they look at Celestius and Rewbeny back-to-back)
  • Technomage: "Now now, let's not be hasty. Give Rewbeny credit, maybe not while the most stable girl, she isn't by all intents and purposes an idiot. Maybe for once we're dealing with friendly aliens."
  • Elemental Mage: "That's what you said about the Graggs, (Turns into a firebeast in rage) (Deeper voice) AND LOOK HOW WELL THAT TURNED OUT?!"
  • Celestius: "Elliot Mental, what did I say about having a litterally fiery temper in this court?! (The Elemental Mage calmed down in obedience)....... And above all else, if my daughter has faith in something, I have faith in it. Besides, they don't look anything like the Graggs or anything the Aggressor Empire would conjure up. Why, in fact, a certain group of them don't even look native to these UUniverses."
  • Nature Mage: "(Meditating and in a relaxed tone) Then that begs the question..... Where, are you from?"
  • Gazelle: "...... I'm sorry, but...... We can't bring ourselves to say. All you need to know is that we heard about your call, and wish to fix whatever problem was related to it."
  • Mentality Mage: "(Quietly) Very SUSSSSPITIOUUUUUUUUUUUS!"
  • Celestius: "Mentos, please! Please pardon the Council's rudeness and disagreements, outsiders. We're not used to.... Actual friendly visitors. The Graggs have left us in, a sour disposition. If you do not wish to explain where your from, then, it shalt not matter. What's important is that we have rescuers in our midst."
  • Anti-Magic Mage: "Or maybe they are conguroers that just so happen to not want the Graggs to claim us."
  • Celestius: "HUSH! Ahem! Allow me to introduse ourselves. My daughter already introduced you to me, and because of a magical ascension process, I am now a Celeste, or a Celestial Zorse. An immortal. But believe it or not, I have actually been around since the founding of this planet. As my daughter here would've put it, it's a long touchy story. And these, are my immortal colleagues. Elliot Mental, (The Elemental Mage), Mentos Myrtis, (The Mentality Mage), Magedoc Ellibus Cyants, (The Technomage), T'imes'tream Tickter, (The Time Mage), Naterius Bloomberg, (The Nature Mage), Necromandos Tartamon, (The Necromancer Mage), and our countermagic/anti-magic defense adviser, Mage Master Ura'nus Azzhole."
  • Silence...
  • Most of the Lougers broke into loud laughter to the Council's surprise and the HA's embarrisment.
  • Shenzi: "MAN, WE HEARD OF STUPID NAMES BEFORE, BUT YOURS TAKE THE CAKE FOR THIS YEAR?! HAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Master Azzhole: "Stupid!? STUPID? WHA, WHA, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS MOCKERY?!"
  • Icky: "(Laughs), Dude, your name is "Asshole", but with Zs instead of the s'es! IT'S F*****G HILARIOUS?!"
  • Rewbeny: Swear jar. (Brings that out.)
  • Icky:..... She's gonna be one these characters, isn't she? (Brings out a dollar and drops it in).... Worth it though. 
  • Master Azzhole: "HOW, DARE YOU! THE NAME AZZHOLE IS THE NAME OF A LONG LINE OF NOBLE GRIMM SLAYERS, WHO-"
  • The Less Respectful Lougers laughed out of control!
  • Rewbeny giggled in joining, realising what the laughter was about!
  • Rewbeny: "I totally just got it now! (Giggles abit like Pinkie Pie)! I will never look at Master Azzhole (Breaks into Laughter), the same way again!"
  • Rewbeny began to join in the loud laughter!
  • Azzhole growled annoyed!
  • Celestius: ".... (Sighs calmly).... Okay, okay, everyone stop! (The Laughter died down)...... While I admit that his name, (Gives a small chuckle), Does inspire some, delightfully, immature humor, (Azzhole stared annoyed at her), Let's all please behave like adults here. We are here to discuss about our issue at hand."
  • Icky: "Well yeah. Something about your defence organisation assentually, going kaput."
  • Azzhole: "I don't see how that should concern you after how you despected a member of this council-"
  • ???: "Let them be involved."
  • An Oggway liked AUU Tortuse filled with Magilo engery arrived.
  • Rewbeny: "Hi Grandpa!"
  • Lougers/HA: "GRANDPA?!"
  • Icky: "But he's an AUU Oogway! And your mom's a magical winged Non-Equestrian Unicorn!? How-"
  • Tortoise: Like her, I existed for a long time. I just ascended differently. What we used to be is what she descended from.
  • Icky:.... Eh, makes sense.
  • Azzhole: "... But, Grandmaster Magilon, be reasonable for once! They are outsiders that only came here because of a call for help that wasn't even MEANT for them!! THEY, ARE HERE, BY ACCSIDENT?!"
  • Grandmaster Magilon: "..... There are, no accsidents. Only the decisions of fate. And sometimes, not everyone will prefer the outcome. It is only the matter of what you make of it. Now, let our problem be known, Ura'nus."
  • Azzhole folded his arms in anger and grumbled.
  • Magilon: "..... You may explain our situation, My dear Celestius....."
  • Celestius: Thank you, father. You have surely already been told that this used to be a Zyaūar Master colony. Well, it's not just that. This is the world which holds the greatest population of the Masters' home race, the Empirids.
  • Spyro: You mean those animal-humaniod hybrids we see everywhere?
  • Celestius: Yes. The Zyaūar Masters originated from their homeworld of Empyrean. Since the Zyaūar Ages ended, the race became extremely rare. Some can still be found on other Zyaūar colonies, but this world? It's the best place where you can find a viable population of them. Unfortunately, because this world belonged to enemies of theirs before the Zyaūar Masters did war with them... Well, I'm sure you noticed the results.
  • Spyro: Does it have to do with the discrimination? We rescued one of them from being victimized that way.
  • Celestius: Well, as time passed, the inhabitants themselves forget the reason for segregating them, and just hated them because of their race. They let the fact that their race were what the Zyaūar Masters were composed of, cloud their judgment and now even today, the Empirids have a bad time putting up with it. But this is not about them. At least, not yet. This is all about the Zyaūar Masters and Remena in general.
  • Icky: "Well why are you people still allowing that to reached today? If anything, maybe it was why your defence force went bust!"
  • Azzhole: "YOU KNOW NOTHING OF OUR POLITICS, YOU-"
  • Celestius: "AHEM! What he means is, it's, complicated. By all means, none of us are fond of this way of life, it's just...... It ended up being too late to correct. These endless discriminations already gave rise to one of it's, most powerful and, most unpleasent creations.... And, the causer of why your all even here to begin with, albeit, accsidently."
  • Kaa: And that would be?
  • Celestius: The Sharp Fang. They used to be an organization of peace before a new leader made others treat them equally out of fear, by doing violent things. Setting fire to stores who refused service, decimating trade routes operated by Empirid labor, among others, some more, intense then the last.... And it sadly worked. Empirids were able to finally walk around Remena in fear-based respect. But it wasn't enough for the new leader. They wanted all of us annihilated. They continue to be one of our biggest concerns. It's quelled only by the Radiance. A group of warriors called Espers and Esperesses protect Remena from threats like the Sharp Fang. They mainly protect against the Grimaces. The dark creatures that represent anonymity and heartlessness. But simply fighting them takes more than knowing good and evil. You have to be as pure of heart, mind, and soul, and thus be incorruptible. Radiance Espers and Esperesses use this purity to wield magic, but can only do so with tense, the energy of Remena's soul within it's magic core. As for us mages? We do it without tense. We're so pure, we ascend. That's what happened to me to become a Celeste. I sadly wasn't there to raise both my daughters, and so I let my misfortunate brother and husband do it while I did my duties. But... There is a bigger danger out there that I have been looking for since I ascended.
  • Rewbeny: And me and the other teams had to take notice when our school was destroyed. Many people died... Including my boyfriend. (Sighs)... A rogue student turned out to be evil and infested the town with Grimace through clever manipulation. Her two minions died in that fight, though I still have trouble considering it a really good thing besides the fact that they won't cause trouble anymore. But when I found out Tephra kill my boyfriend where he stood... I did something even I didn't expect.
  • Celestius: She has what we call Celestial Eyes. It's a legend said to scare off Grimaces or kill them with a single stare. People with Celestial Eyes are said to have the potential to ascend quicker than normal. With her unleashing this ability in response to the murder of her boyfriend... Tephra lost her left eye, her left face was horribly disfigured, and could never speak again.
  • Clifton: Damn! Talk about an eye for an eye.
  • Rewbeny sighed sadly.
  • Rewbeny: "(Quietly) Why say that as if that's a good thing?"
  • Celestius: Exactly my reaction when I heard what happened. Celestial Eyes can allow anyone to do more than what she reaped on Tephra. It's said to be the eyes of the gods, allowing them to see things beyond their wildest dreams. Celeste have that ability and so do I. But Rewbeny has yet to unlock her true potential. I wanted Rewbeny here to be tutored in the best of her ability, because she had the potential to save us against.... Her.
  • Marcilene: Her?
  • Celestius:... Tell me, what do you know about Grimsisters?
  • Icky: "Ya mean, AUU witches? (Gilda smacks him) OW?! Aw come on, they can clearly see we're not like them!?"
  • Gilda: "That doesn't mean you can go around and make them ask questions WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER?!"
  • Xandy: "..... Ignor that, he's considered to be non-representive to us. Well for the majority of it, they're just a symbol of a popular holiday that, I can't legally discribe in full at risk of upsetting an agreement."
  • Samantha: "I may supply a better answer without risking too much, since it's clear you already know of Grims. Let's just say, I knew someone of a very impourent council that encountered such instences. Grimsisters, and the lesser known Grimbrothers, are a netourious grey area group of magic users. Their magic does lean dark, but the existence of heroic Grims discouraged the defunct belief that Grim magic is pure evil. At least, when compaired to earnestly pure dark magic like that of demons, Elderich horror, extreme Arcane horror, and Lovecraftian."
  • Celestius looks confused....
  • Celestius: ".... Interesting.... Perhaps the Grim Magic you knew of is, radically different from what we know it as?"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Oh boy, it's one of THESE stories."
  • Azzhole: "Tch. Maybe Grim Magic of, wherever you aliens came, is so relitively petty and tamed...... But this world's grim magic, is an infestation that needs quelling?! Ever since the Empiriads embraced it, along side sympathisers, there has been so much unrest!"
  • Icky: "So wait, you were treating those Empirids like garbage because they basicly started to dig Witchcraft? That's like doing the same thing, to those that wanted to be in a minority religen! Well if that case, no wonder they lashed out like they did! You're all abunch of discriminitive f***s that had what's coming to you! (The Councilers were surprised by the brazen opinion!)"
  • Spyro: ".... (Sighs)....... Rude as Icky is being right now, I can't exactly say he's wrong. The grims here are only being this bad because you keep treating them like they were borned into the roles that you BASHED onto them! You made them feel like they're unwelcomed. Did you honestly think that a world where discrimination rules won't have things like this running rampent?"
  • Elliot: "Now listen here?! (Turns firy again) THIS DISCRIMINATION HAS BEEN AROUND LONGER THEN WHEN WE BECAME IMMORTALS AND/OR CHOOSEN FOR COUNCIL IF THE IMMORTAL STATUS IS ALREADY HAD! DON'T GO AND TRY TO PIN THIS ON US?! WE, DID NOT, CREATED THIS DISCRIMINATION?!"
  • Shifu: "True, but like neglectful gardeners, you allowed it's weeds to spread! Do you think the Sharp Fang and it's leader would be such a threat to you all now if you had actively tried to quell this discrimination?!"
  • Icky: "In otherwords, it don't mean shit if it wasn't your faults! You're just as guilty, of not doing a damn thing about it?! SO YEAH, THE DISCRIMINATED ARE GONNA TURN TO GUYS LIKE THE SHARP FANG TO GET PAYBACK?!"
  • Azzhole: "OH, SO MURDER AND PLANS FOR GENISIDE IS A REASONABLE CONCLUDION, BECAUSE OF A FEW SLURS?!"
  • Gazelle: ".... Based on what I saw from one insistence, it's WORSE, then "A few slurs". There were people actively attacking and harming those who practice something you allowed to be considered taboo! Your side, has insited violence. So, it's not hard to see why, they would try to fight fire with fire."
  • Zosimo: "Now, by all means, the grims here ain't making a good call here...... But is it really fair to call THEM the monsters, when calling them such and treating them poorly LEAD to this in the beginning? In tecnecall aspect, your neglect, was the one that killed the people! Yer just trying to scapegoaht the Grims, cause it just so happens that they did so, because that's easier and less risky for your status in power to do so, then own up to the fact that you're LOUSY rulers?!"
  • Necromandos: "(Studders), WELL?! I think I would've actselly liked you people better if you WERE assusiated with the Graggs and/or the Aggressors!"
  • Clifton: "But to give proof that we're not COMPLETE jerks: We're willing to deal with your Grim Problem. We just want to make clear however, that we are not ignorent to why this was an issue. We're saying that it's not like they just desided to be dicks out of the blue for no good reason because, "Lols, evil", but that their actions, are the consinquence of allowing a hidious flaw, go uncheck. And, honestly, apart from Azzy McGee, (Azzhole scoffed offended), who I have ALOT of questions about his worldview, the rest of you, even the Necromancer, look like swell guys. We'll be generious enough to believe that you only neglected to resolve the problem because you all were basicly like "PFFFT! Nothing bad is gonna happen if we leave an ugly blemish of our socity go uncheck because it's been around for all of history, and nothing bad ever happened with it being around for so long, come on", and not YET accused any of you of illegit conspiracty to push a personal agenda!"
  • Mentos: "OKAY, TIME OUT! WHAT KIND OF RESCUERS CRITICISED THE PEOPLE THEY RESCUE?!"
  • Icky: "Well, like Clifton said! The Grims aren't doing this for shits and giggles! They're doing this because they were being treated like garbage, and all you assclowns did was triddle your thumbs about the issue... The those of you who have thumbs, anyway. More being, it's more like we're saving this place from a hole itself has dug into while we facepalm how stupid it was to do it to begin with!"
  • The Councilers but Celestius and Magilon began to complain about this disrespect to them!
  • Celestius: "ALL OF YOU, CALM DOWN?! (The Councilers did such)....... As much as our pride is hurt by their words, they're not wrong to do so. Yes. It's true that the Grims are not just doing this because, they just randomly felt like it because, well, reasons. Our people, provoked their worse nature, and it bit back at us.... Hard."
  • Azzhole: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEIR DISRESPECT LESS INDIGENT!? I VOTE WE EXILE THESE BASTURDS AND-"
  • T'imes'tream: "No, I hate to admit it, but, maybe in some bizzare way, we should've at least TRIED to discourage this discrimination. Just because something's been around since the day a planet's been colonised, per exsample in our case, doesn't mean it shouldn't be changed. If my pre-coginition worked properly and wasn't cryptic as fuck, I would've been the first to warn all of us ahead of time. We could've created laws and rules to discourage, even punish if we need to, any form of discrimination. Now, would we lose the respect of die-hard haters of Grims or the uneducated? Well yeah, but, history has shown, the greatest of people can't always be crowdpleasers. Sometimes, the best for all, may mean you have to get alittle bad press. And give the outsiders credit. At the risk of being exiled or worse, they spoke their honest opinions about us. If that ain't bravery, I don't know what is."
  • Celestius: Well said T'imes. But, we have to insist, in a non-discriminatory way NOR intended to be such, that these grims, as far as we currently know, are not easily won over with tolerence and acceptence.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) "As far as we currently know", she said."
  • Celestius: I know alot of you are sceptic, but, at least, humor us before you deem us to be completely neglectent idiots. You see, just like the Grims of Wraemontir, the Grims here are born out of pure hate, fear, anger, and grief. Not, saying they're nothing but such, mind you, it's more like..... It's added with lack of purpose and uselessness, err, not to say that the individuals are useless as a whole, I mean, they, don't have a proper fit in socity, in a mean that-
  • Icky: "Lady, ya don't have to avoid sounding discrimitive around us about the Grims, we get it, they're not popular here."
  • Celestius: (Sighs reliefed), Thank you for understanding. What I was trying to say that, Grims are used to being negitive about things, and, I guess because of unchecked discrimination that's been around forever, well..... Those classic grim traits finally took hold. And, that lead, to the Grimaces as an extreme result.
  • Icky: "..... The purple goofy McDonalds Monster?"
  • Iago: "Not, what she meant, doofus. Also, (Smacks Icky) DON'T TALK ABOUT THINGS UNRELATED TO THE PLANET!"
  • Celestius: Oh, right, your, not native here. I'm, happish, to explain about the dark tale of the Grimaces. Grimaces are born from the darkness as a malevolent force. But no being has ever been a Grimace before her. Beings that are Grimace, because of their similarities to the Grims of Wraemontir, are named the same thing. The first of them and the most powerful, is named Grimmess Occultra. The leader of all Grimace and Grims on Remena.
  • Thunderclap: "Okay, what kind of parents would name their kid that? That's just asking them to turn out to be bad eggs!"
  • Celestius: "That's, not nessersarly her true name. It's actselly a Grimsister name. Part of the naming convention, really."
  • Thunderclap: "............ Oh. Sorry."
  • Celestius: "It's allright. Grim names tend to be a bit of a confusing clishe these days."
  • Trixie: "So, is she the new Sharp Fang leader and behind why they're so crude?"
  • Celestius: "Not, nessersarly. She enfluenced them through getting not just the new leading Empirid Adiom Taurkus to join on the fight, but a public spokesperson in the form of a crime boss named Ronam Tensewick, or at least, once apawn a time they had him until a recent battle supposedly resulted in his demise. Ronam himself would've been leader had be been born an Empirid, so spokesperson s what he can really gain out of all that, but he gained their alliance by saying they had the same enemy and used his criminal power to make them stronger, as he's someone who sympathizes with the Grims, but not for the right reasons. He is a very radical criminal profiteer and actselly benifits from the discrimination. The lust for revenge leads to sales of things Grims want to enact that revenge. And with him in control thanks to Occultra, well, things would get more unpleasent. Occultra is, after something bigger then just small scale revenge."
  • Icky: "(Opening a soda) Here it comes."
  • Celestius: She seeks to destroy the world and remake it in her dark image.
  • Icky: "And that was Villain End-Goal Cliché #3, ladies and gentlemen! (Drinks the soda as the Councilers stared confused, Azzhole being annoyed)....."
  • Skipper: "..... We're used to villains that pretty much are always after the same goals with minimal varitions.... World domination, Destroying things, Maintaining Control, Wanting power or something they don't have, ya know, every villain clishe in the book. Also, just mind Icky, he tends to be more vocal about criticising villain end-goals. Go on."
  • Celestius:.... Well, at least it's encouraging to know that you're exspearienced heroes. Anyway, Occultra aims to do so by trying to find and steal something we protected for eons. You see, our council was founded by five individuals: An Elder with Celestial Eyes and 4 mages.
  • Pervis: "But, there's 9 of ya'll now."
  • Celestius: "You misunderstood. We are not THE elders. We are the council in representation of the types of magic. Even then, well, numbers can change from time to time."
  • Bubbha: "Mind Pervis, he's dumber then a sack of stone-hard potaters."
  • Celestius: Reguardless, the number wasn't the point. The Head Elder held the power of 4 relics representing the best and worse of sentience, all bonded to these four mage, the Spring Mage, the Summer Mage, the Fall Mage, and the Winter Mage.
  • Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, a group of great messiah leaders based on the forces of the world.... That's never been done before ever."
  • Azzhole: "WILL YOU STOP INTERUPTING AND LET HER FINISH?!"
  • Kaa: "Our apologies.... Please continue."
  • Celestius: It's okay. I understand that you're used to hearing so many simular cases before, exploring worlds loses it's edge. But anyway.... All four of the elders, held the power from these four relics that kept the soul core of Remena healthy and pure. It's this power that Occultra wants in order to make her plan a reality. So... All 4 of them split their power into minor Seasonal Mages to protect it from her. But Occultra managed to find them easily through finding the worst of these fragments to find the others. Now she has all of them and found the relics since the Fall of Dell Academy, and is almost ready to make her move.
  • Rewbeny: That school, our school, held the biggest Minor Fall Mage who was attacked and robbed of half her power by Tephra. She found her in our school hidden and in stasis. The Radiance Headmaster, Aranasia, was trying to pass the last of the power to another before Tephra could find it. They chose Pyrite's sister. Unfortunately the attempt failed and Tephra used her manipulation to finally get to it. Now the school has been destroyed and all our teams are spread out to stop this greater threat before it gets started.
  • Cynder: And how has that been going?
  • Rewbeny: ".... Well.... We, wouldn't've even needed to call our council, and, inadvertingly you guys, if, things were going fine. The teams were, kinda demoralised."
  • Squidward: "Let me guess..... They're a bunch of disorganised morons, are they?"
  • Rewbeny: "Hey, they're not.... ALL dumb!"
  • Icky: "He means that, if they're abunch of conflicting egos and intellects that work as well as cats and dogs working on the same project?"
  • Rewbeny: "..... Oh. Oh yeah, they're, DEFFENTLY, like that."
  • Hudson: "..... My old drill sargent from the Thunder Chasers would rant like a madman at this."
  • Zosimo: "..... That, was suppose to be yer best defence against this sort've thing? Well frankly, I'm surprised this planet's not already a wasteland by now!"
  • Azzhole: "(Sighs annoyed), Don't, remind me. In the old days of the Grim Hunters, we replace the incompident with REAL fighters!"
  • Necromandos: "Well we're NOT Grim Hunters, now are we, you pitiful old nostaglia hound? Don't forget that your constint lusting for those old times lead you to be exiled from your old homeworld because the planet was becoming more Grim friendly and you weren't! You were LUCKY we even accepted you in this planet at all, never mind allowed you to join our council when we coinsidently needed an anti-magic/countermagic user on the council!"
  • Clifton: "Oh, is that right? Azzy here is nostaglic to the dead profession of Grim Hunters, and, there happens to be a Grim epidemic? Geeee, it's almost starting to look like the council has a rotten piece of the pie here!"
  • T'imes'tream: "Now, hold up! Just because this mess cowinsidently happened around the time several years after Azzhole was accepted into the council and that alot of his suggestions about keeping the Grimace attacks in line are rather extreme, doesn't mean it's all his fault. I'm sure it's purely just the long established discrimination just reaching a boiling point, independent of that we just so happened to accepted someone who was from a family of Grim Killers-............ Actselly, what I just said sounds completely retarded when I think about it."
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Zosimo: "..... WELL NO DANG WONDER WHY THEY'RE ACTING OUT NOW?! AND NO SHIT WHY YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE DISCRIMINATION?! THAT VARMENT IS HOLDING YOU BACK FROM ANY MEANINGFUL REFORMS TO RESOLVE THE DISCRIMINATIONS?!"
  • Celestius: "Now outsiders, please, don't be quick to accuse Ura'nus because of his, linage. All this could be just very ugly cowinidence. For all we know, Master Ura'nus just so happened to be accepted in a time where tensions run high. I mean, sure, his methods may've, intensifived things to this point, but, you have to remember that this discrimination has been around even before Ura'nus came."
  • Samantha: "Be that as it may be, you cannot deny that it is too cowinsidental that the Grims NOW desided to cause trouble as suppose to earlier in the time. And you can say that they never did anything when he came into the council, but there are throeies to why is it a problem NOW as suppose to before his joining happen, and that of it happening quickly after. 1: Grims don't like to be predictable to show when they're upset. They tend to put people in a false sense of security, and after waiting for even years, they strike. 2: Grimmess originally wasn't able to convince Grims to do a needless revolt when they can just, ignor socity and form their own. Grims rarely believe in causing needless trouble over things petty to them, which includes reputation. They view wants and needs to be very corrupting, so basicly, Grims traditionally don't care what socity thinks of them anyway. Would they be annoyed by the disrespect? Sure, but the worse they would do, is curse the particularly disrespectful inviduals at worse, turn them into Grims at best so they would know what it's like. This behavior you dsicribed here, is extreme, even for the Grims of Wraemontir, even the particularly extreme ones would be against world destruction, even with plans of rebuilding aside, because they view it as a waste of a perfectly already established world or worlds. It is likely she has creditably now, BECAUSE of including Azzhole, his actions, for now, not withstanding, mind you. Nothing wants to make Grims go beyond their ways of just leaving socities to their devices, then putting a Grim Hunter into a position of power. And the 3rd....... It's possable that, either directly or indirectly, Grimmness was actselly created by the discrimination that, because the council was in the position to do little to nothing to fix, would eventually become what she is and start all this mess."
  • Azzhole: "(Getting pissed) All, of those possabilities, seem to suggest, THAT GRIMMESSS WAS MY FAULT, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?!"
  • Gazelle: "Not nessersarly. She could just as easily of being a byproduct of discrimination being unchallnaged..... What we mean is, that you could be respondsable for not doing anything to prevent that creation."
  • Azzhole: "..... Well it's NOT to say that Grims would be cuddlier without Grimmess?! Even if she never existed in some shape or form, what makes you sure some other rogue wouldn't show up and coherse grims to go against us, and bring the exact same problem here, or at least something simular?!"
  • Cynder: "Well, because of this rampent discrimination that you all are not actively halting, it wouldn't be hard for this rogue to do that, now would it? Look, we get that Grim magic itself isn't popular with you people, but don't let that turn into treating the people who believed in it poorly. That, is only gonna lead to situations like what we're talking about now. Now, by all means, we're all willing to believe that maybe you're a victim of some VERY bad luck and happenstance, but that does not mean you're completely off the hook. Don't take it personally. We just see alot of cases where there's a world with a large problem and it's main contributer, or one of them, is often an unfit leader or member of a position of power, that did or is doing something that is upseting and oppressing a certain group, and ignorently refuses to tend to their needs because of something they can't always, or would never help with."
  • Icky: "We seen it so many times, that we have to carry a giant book, (Brings out a giant book about all of the Lougers encounters of bad enfluences), JUST TO KEEP TRACK OF IT ALL! (The book falls on him with a cartoonistic splat, as Icky was helped out by Gilda to takes the book off of him) Just, keep in mind that we can't explain the details because, that agreement we have."
  • Mentos: "Yeeesh, that IS a giant book!"
  • Azzhole: "..... I, HAVE NEVER, BEEN SO INSULTED, FOR ALL MY LIFE?!"
  • Aurlena: "Hey, don't blame us for seeing a pattern here, blame villains at large that don't try anything new, or at least, have not tried to be more subtile. I mean, seriously, "Azzhole"? That has surprise twist villain written all over it?!"
  • Azzhole was raging uncontrolably!
  • Celestius used soothing magic to calm Azzhole down.....
  • Celestius: "..... Outsiders, maybe, it's best you get right onto helping us with our problem before Azzhole does something we're ALL gonna regret."
  • Cynder: Well, we'll see what we can do about your teams' differences so they can focus on the task at hand.
  • Rewbeny: Good. Let's start with Team JACP. Joman is, kinda in a bad stump.
  • Icky: " So is the entire planet. But sure, let's hear J-boy out, huh?"
  • The Group walk off.
  • Azzhole: "...... I, can't believe, you all still want their help, even after disrespecting us like that?! ME, ESPEICALLY?!"
  • T'imes'tream: "Hey come on, it's not like it was disrespect for the hell of it. It kinda has a method to the madness."
  • Necromandos: "Let's be real here, Ura'nus. It may not be the same as, say, we were ASKING the Grims to behaive like they are now, but, we also didn't told any mistreater of Grims that, "Hey, maybe discriminating grims, unpleasent as they tend to be, may end up coming back to haunt us in world threatening ways", neither. We were too afraid of having bad tidings with the unenlighten masses to really make any serious changes. We may have to admit that reputation should've been a worthwhile thing to sacrivice if it meant preventing this from being a thing."
  • Azzhole: ".... The people would NEVER COPE WITH ANY ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM CUDDLE GRIMS!?"
  • Mentos: "Weeelll, sure, we may lose the respect of die-hard haters and/or those that don't know any better, but, short of forming a hate group and WAY short of a serious rebelion, what would they really do about it? By all means, they have no real enfluence over all. Kinda the plus of our system not exactly being, demockracy friendly."
  • Azzhole: "..... (Sighs)..... Magilon, you had better not have just made our problems worse?! What if these aliens inspire the people to go against commen sense?! They have no respect for athority?!"
  • Magilon: "It is obviously more like they don't respect what we have done, and done not, with our power. I promise you, they only wish to have us not neglect a serious issue, reguardless of it's history."
  • Azzhole: "..... WELL IT IS NOT LIKE DISCRIMINATION JUST, GOES AWAY, BECAUSE THE POWERS TO BE SAID SO?!"
  • Magilon: "True. There will always be those unenlighten few that stay to their old ways. But the problem is that the council was allowing those unenlighten few to have a presence in the world.... And it in turn, made the oppressed, deside to fight back in an unpleasent way. Ura'nus..... You may have to accept that the days of Grim Hunters, and mistrust to Grims in general, can no longer survive in the modern age."
  • Azzhole: "(Sighs)..... I'll go vent my frustraightions in my chambers. (Leaves)......"
  • Celestius: "(Sighs), What am I gonna do with Ura'nus? He is only someone sadden by the loss of a historic profession."
  • Necromandos: "Well how does he think I feel about how other universes treat Necromancy? I am lucky to even have a place in this council, let alone Necromancy being appreisted here for what it can potaintionally do if perfected well enough and not over react to it's many prototypes and/or misuseaged!"
  • Elliot: "Oh don't get us started on that, Necromandos?! Because of the fact we accepted Necromancy, graveyards turned into scrapyards for organics! They're selling corpsy body parts like they were spare parts! Funerals are not sacred anymore! They turn into bidding auctions after the service is done!"
  • Necromandos: "Well ya don't hear robots complaining about us doing the same to them, so what's the issue of us doing it to ourselves? Hospitals are known to transplant organs from one to another all the time! Heck, alot of worlds are exspearimenting with scienctific reserections! What is your problem with Necromancy if done correctly?!"
  • Mentos: "Well, I guess the basic problem is.... It involves dead bodies, and, abit of, messing with the naterol order of things."
  • Necromandos: "NOW SEE HERE, MENTOS YOU RETARDED GOOFBALL?!"
  • The Councilers but Magilon and a facepalming Celestius began to argue!
  • Magilon: "...... This is why I don't attend these meetings too much."
  • Celestius: "I envy you sometimes, father."

Meeting The Teams

  • The Lougers and the HA follow Rewbeny to a heavly damaged jasper colored dorm.
  • Rewbeny: "This is Team Jasper's place. Or as abridged, Team JASSCUP!"
  • Icky: "Wait, but you said it right before in the council room, and-"
  • Rewbeny: "Ehh, I say the names wrong once in a while. I honestly don't know WHY we make our names that, heck, even mom think's it's kinda stupid to squish the names like that, but, they are eye-catching, and it's not hurting anyone, so, ehhhh."
  • Icky: "..... I feel like that's like a jab at some of the elements of RWBY....."
  • Rewbeny: "So, let me introduse you to JACP."
  • Icky: "Oh now she said it right, now she said it right!"
  • Rewbeny opens the door to see a mess.
  • Thief: ("Yeesh. No one lives like this except collage kids-..... Wait..... This kinda is a college...")
  • Iago: "..... Yeeesh. The attack was desistating to this place."
  • Rewbeny: "N'awwwwwww, the attack only caused the OUTSIDE damage. Dorms are always this messy on their own."
  • Shen: "..... Then they really ARE a disorganised mess."
  • ???: "Please pardon the current leaving arrangements."
  • A chinese looking reptilian humanoid was seen ballencing on the staff, upside down on the cealing......
  • Rewbeny: "Hi Mr. Chi!"
  • Chi Chen: "It's Chi Chen, but, hello to you too, Daughter of Celestius. Anyway, I usually tend to the cleaning, but, I would rather wait for Young Joman and Pyrite to quell their.... Unsettled emotions."
  • Crying was heard.
  • Rewbeny: "..... Wow, Pyrite is still taking this hard."
  • Chi: "That was actselly Joman's."
  • Icky: "..... Wow. Not, really a guy with self confidence, is he?"
  • Chi: "Yes, he is, of an imbalenced nature, (Gets off the stick, but is upside down the cealing, then jumps off of the cealing itself to be upright), Joman's life is.... Complicated, to say the least. He is still on his journey, to accquire inner peace."
  • Shifu: "Well, it is nice to meet such a refine- (A snap wa sheard) YOOOOOOOOOOW?! (Lifts his foot to see that an AUU mousetrap snapped onto his toes)."
  • A Jokedon appeared from the clothes pile and laughs!
  • Chi: "..... ANNORA?! WHAT DID I SAY, ABOUT PRANKING GUESTS?!"
  • Jokedon (Annora): "Aw come on, Chi-Chi! Ya know it's Jokedon tradition to introduse new friends with pranks!"
  • Chi: "WELL WHAT IF THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT AND FIND THAT A DISHONORABLE OFFENCE TO THEIR PRIDE?!"
  • Xandy: "Oh don't worry sir, we're all too familier with Jokedon antics."
  • Chi: "(Sighs), Still, you must pardon her behaivor. She's at least more tamed then compaired to that bad enfluence friend of hers from those disorganised fools of Team CDMU! And that's ashame I said that, because I otherwise respect Jojo, I just have issues with his lack of athuritive control on his teammates! Sometimes, I question the legitamancy of the acceptence rates of becoming members of these teams."
  • Rewbeny: "So, is it, possable to meet with Joman and Pyrite?"
  • Chi: "You do not need my permission to do so. But be made aware that Joman is, not at his most graceful in his emotional spiral."
  • Icky: "Sounds like he's a utter wreck."
  • Chi: "Well how else is he suppose to react after losing his lover to the attack?"
  • Icky: "....... (Smacks himself) OW?! Wow..... I actselly smacked myself for being stupid. I, am getting too used to being smacked for saying the wrong thing."
  • Chi: "Don't take it as me taking offence. Your obviously outsiders and your knowledge of our world is new. Even it's tragities. That being said, your words, albeit harsh, are sadly, not inaccreate. Joman owes his presence here to her, and, he is barely able to cope."
  • Annora: "Yeah. Not even my pranks could cheer him up."
  • Chi: "(Deadpan) That because practical jokes are not much of a cure for periment loss."
  • Annora: "But laughter is the best medicine."
  • Chi: "Not for everything, Annora. Not, for, everything."
  • Rewbeny: "Well, we're, going to see Joman now, okay? Okay!"
  • The Heroes walked on upstairs.
  • Chi: "Just be warned of more of Annora's pranks in the dorm. She sometimes forgets where she puts them-" (Crazy noises were heard as Annora was seen laughing)
  • Annora: "At least they found my lost pranks for me! (Laughs!)"
  • Chi... Hi-yaaaaaa.

Upstairs Room

  • Joman: (He appeared in the same attire as RNJR Jaune Arc, but was a Barnity with blonde hair, and distinct attire differences, with a face that looked dried of tears, as it was clear he moved from crying and now he was trying to get inner peace pathetically in the same fashion to Po and the mast, using the leaky roof and gets so hopped up he screams and punches the wall frantically as multiple drops soaked him and he looked at the camera angrily as another drop fell on his head)... (As the heroes came in) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Bumps his head) INNER PEACE, INNER PEACE, INNERPEACE, INNERPEACE, INNERPEACE, INNERPEACE (Blabbers frantically)
  • Pyrite: (She came in as the heroes looked at her confusingly)... Eh, that's Joman for you. He starts off crying his eyes out, then he tries to practice what Chi gave him to find inner peace..... With..... Always mixed results..... (Sees Rewbeny) Oh, hey Rew.
  • Rewbeny: Hey Pyrite.
  • Joman: DYAH! WHO ARE THESE GUYS?! AND HOW ARE THEY NOT OVERFLOWING THE ROOM?!
  • Icky: "For that question, ask TV tropes! Or what quilifives as that in the AUU!"
  • Clifton: "It was ScreenClishes, and WE'RE TO SUPPOSE TO KEEP THAT TO OURSELVES?!"
  • Rewbeny: They call themselves the Shell Lodge Squad and the Heroes Act.
  • Joman: "..... They, don't like they're from around here. Also, some of them don't even look like they're even from the same universes period!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) And yet that freaking madam president of UIS expects us to not draw attention to the outside universes? We stick out like freaking sore thumbs!"
  • Rewbeny: Come and say hi, Joman!
  • Joman: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD?!?
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, cause you banging your head onto that thing like Tuilo when he's brainstorming a way out of a bad jam, wasn't an indication that you're in a crap mood right now."
  • Joman: CAN YOU BASICLY NOT GET SMART WITH ME?! I'm..... I'm not even in a good mood for Annora's shenanigans, you think I can handle sass right now?! (Sighs)... 3 weeks since the Academy fell, and I still can't get over Persia. She... She was the only one for me even though I just couldn't see it. I was too interested in Aiess, who dispite clearly being a sassy bitch more interested in Jojo yet denies it because, "Playing Hard to get", to see that my very special someone was the one guiding me this whole time. It... It took our one and only kiss to realize it before she went to a fight she knew she couldn't win.
  • Rewbeny: (Sighs) I'm sorry I couldn't save her from Tephra, Joman. But, you weren't the only one who lost a love interest. I... I lost Roswell. He was a great classmate back in Uncle Felox's classes. He was a great charming fighter, and, and.... (Sobs briefly)... Sometimes I can still hear him telling me to keep moving forward. Like he's not dead, but not exactly here either.
  • Joman: Same for me with Persia. She was a cute and sympathetic girl. I didn't even recognize we were meant for each other.
  • Tigress:... I'm terribly sorry for your losses, but inner peace is not easily achievable, espeically not in the way you're trying. The wall or ceiling, however, are not worthy opponents.
  • Joman: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST TAKE MY FRUSTRAIGHTIONS ON TEPHRA OR THE OTHER GRIMS AND NOT, WELL, DIE, CAUSE OF ENTERING GRIM TERRATORY?! I might not even make it to Tephra if I set foot there, even with the team behind me?! I don't understand why I'm the leader and not Chi?! He's pretty much a martical artist and the modern desendent success story of an old war hero from his spieces' original planet?! Me?.... I'm just some loser."
  • Trixie: "Eh, in terms of losers, I seen worse."
  • Joman stared confused....
  • Gilda: "..... Hey, from Trixie, THAT, was actselly her way of saying that you're not a loser."
  • Icky: "Bud, what we're trying to say here, is that, the only worse critic you're having right now, is yourself. Sure, there's always gonna be wiseasses that make shrewed remarks here and there, but the biggest enemy, is always gonna be your own self doubt. Buddy, I don't think your girlfriend would've want you to basicly beat yourself up over something ya couldn't help. The impourent thing, is to move on."
  • Joman: "...... I heard better advice from feel-good drones. Just, leave me alone. (Left)......"
  • Pyrtie: "..... Look, sorry about the attatude he has, he even gets upset with me. And Persia was my sister."
  • Patrick: "Well have you tried to get him to date?"
  • Pyrite: "Nope. He litterally thinks that no one else can replace Persia. He won't even go back to that smug bitch Aiess."
  • Patrick: "Well at least he has you."
  • Pyrite: "Whooooa, whoa whoa! First off, I already have a boyfriend, who by the way is nowhere near the teams here, so don't bother try asking around. And hypertheticly speaking, even if I was still single, it is NOT good girlcode to move in after the lover of your recently deceased sibling. It would disrespect Persia's memory if I started to go out with him!"
  • Banzai: "Well why are you watching over him if you two ain't hitting it off?"
  • Pyrtie: "(Sighs)...... Because it's what Persia would've wanted me to do. Besides, like I said, even if I or another dare try, he would refuse almost refluxfully as if Persia was still alive."
  • Icky: "Wow, I'll give him this, for a total yuts, he's at least a paragonical yuts."
  • Pyrite: "Yeah, Persia was really lucky to have him. Most guys would've been very quick to go back dating the following day. The most respectful of boys would wait at least two weeks at best. It really shows dedication to just flat out refuse to date again."
  • Viper: "Yes, but.... (Looks to see Joman still miserable)..... It's clearly not without a price for that dedication."
  • Pyrtie: "..... Look, it's fine, I'm at least here to keep him from going.... Overboard with this.... Rew, maybe, take them to the other teams, Joman clearly needs to be alone. Maybe Team JVCY can be a good start."
  • Sparx: Team what?
  • Pyrite: It's the name for a color derived from the iconic Jovacy Tree.
  • Sam: Because THAT makes sense to people like us.
  • Rewbeny: "Okie dookie, buds, let's head out! (Leads the group out.)"

Another Dorm.

  • A Ciminian was seen training hard with an army of training bots charging in to fight him!
  • Two Empirids and a Seodoh were seen watching him from the audience seats.
  • Raccox  Empirid: "Yeeesh, Jojo's overworking himself again. He keeps acting like the accadamy was recently wrecked."
  • Gerimer Empirid: ".... It kinda was, dummy."
  • Raccox Empirid: "Well to me, 3 weeks is a long time ago."
  • Seodoh: "Well in Joe's eyes, it could have been 600 years since the attack and he would still train like mad.... Ya know, if he hasn't died of old age or other means at this point, I mean. We have to remember that Joe came from a family of Mage Council loyalists that are willing to die in their name. These teams are the direct enforcers of the council. Basicly, the council's private security, if ya will. Teams like Team JVCY, are pretty much like glorifived cops. We exist purely to push the council's personal agenda."
  • Gerimer Empirid: "Aw come on, Yosh, I know your abit of a critic to the council, but you know Jojo doesn't appresiate that kind of talk."
  • Yosh (Seodoh): "I'm just saying that this whole shitstorm is only because the Council desided to okay Azzhole's stupid segrogation plans. I mean, come on, seperate bathrooms for Grims, Grims not being allowed to open a business in anywhere not the Grim Terratories, Grims being made to go to poor schools, and any grim that does make it to a normal school, is instintly treated like crap because there's nary an anti-discrimination law in place serious enough to discourage people from doing otherwise. Grims may not typically care for how socity views them, but that doesn't mean they like to be treated like shit. Honestly, the Council's the one that screwed the school over, not the grims."
  • Jojo, the Ciminian, stopped......
  • Jojo: "...... Yosh, I better not have heard you disrespecting the council's decidions."
  • Yosh: "Aw come on, Joe. Ya know me. My uncle was a heavy influence on me politically. It's just my honest opinion that tecnecally, at the very least, had we left the Grims alone, treated them like people and not steriotypes, maybe Occultra would've not existed as she is and maybe the school wouldn't've gone to shit."
  • Jojo: "The council are trying to protect us from the anarchy grims bring!"
  • Yosh: "Tch, (Sarcastly) Yeeeeaaaaaah, and they did a GOOD JOB with doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THE SCHOOL BEING DESTROYED! (Seriously) Joe, why can't ya just grow up and admit that our goverment system sucks?"
  • Jojo: "No! To admit that is to not show loyalty to the council! They are the bedrock of our planet!"
  • Yosh: "Oh for gods sake, Joe, why don't ya just admit that the councilers, minus Celestius and Magilon, are either immature bickering idiots at best, true full-on xenophobes at worse, which is ESPEICALLY TRUE FOR AZZHOLE?! (Jojo pointed his weapon at Yosh) YIPE?!"
  • Jojo: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK?! MASTER URA'NUS WAS THE ONE WHO GOT ME ACCEPTED INTO THIS SHCOOL?! I, OWE HIM, MY LOYALTY!?"
  • Yosh: "Dude, seriously, he seriously could've only helped ya out, just so he can buy-out your loyalty! All burocrats do that! He otherwise wouldn't give two fucks about ya if he can't use ya later down the line!"
  • Jojo: "..... THAT TEARS IT?! YOU?! ME?! IN THE TRAINING ARENA?! WE ARE SETTLING THIS LIKE MEN?!"
  • Yosh: "Oh yeah, you blind loyalist? Well bring it on, you govermental c***-s****r!!"
  • Rewbeny: Uhhhhh..... (She and the others arrived)... Is this a bad time?
  • Jojo:... Oh, Rew!... Oh, oh no, it's, not a bad time..... (Quielty) Although a lucky break for Yosh.... (Openly) Are these the "Outsider Heroes" SMKE accidentally summoned?
  • Rewbeny: Yup, this is them. Called themselves the Shell Lodge Squad and the Heroes Act.
  • Gerimer Empirid: (Chuckles) 'Shell Lodge Squad'? I have so many questions about that name. What are you, a Lodge or a Squad? And for that matter, where'd the 'Shell' part come from?
  • Lucky Jack: (His jaw dropped)
  • Spongebob: "Well, earlier in the series, me and Patrick used to have this magic conch shell, and-"
  • Lucky Jack: (Interupts Spongebob and zipping him up)... Whose the cute rabbit girl?
  • Gerimer Empirid (VaVa): (Blushes at the cute remark)... What's a rabbit?
  • Yosh: That's VaVa Maines. She's a... Very special girl whose very skilled but so misunderstood.
  • Lucky Jack: I'd be happy to show you, babe!
  • Tito: RAPIST-RAPIST-RAPIST-RAPI- (Rita kicked him away)
  • Rita: Shut up, Tito!
  • Raccox Empirid: Well, the circus certainly picked an interesting time to let their freakshow out.
  • Dodger: Oh real funny, wiseguy. We're not even native to this universe. Now don't go expecting broader details. We've been asked to keep that on the down-low.
  • Raccox Empirid: Eh, I'll just take your word for it. I'm Coxswain. AND IF YOU LAUGH AT THE FIRST PART OF MY NAME, I'LL KILL YOU!
  • Icky: "YEESH, MAN, IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY?!"
  • Coxswain: "..... BAH, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YA! (Laughs!) The worse I would ever do is make you my prank bitch."
  • Shifu: "Ah, so you would be the "Bad Enfluence" Chi has referenced."
  • Coxswain: "(Deadpaned) Oh. Ya met Chine Whinie, huh? (Sternly) That Zoian reject's been on my case because I was teaching her Jokedon traditions! I mean, I may as well since her parents aren't gonna do it because..... Unpleasent reasons."
  • Icky: "Well he wasn't exactly happy about it."
  • Coxswain: "Hey, not my fault he's such a spoilsport killjoy."
  • Joe: And are you the guy Miss Aiess was obcessed with?
  • Jojo: Alchourse. Jojo Cever. This bastard hairball is Yösh Towne. He's not the agreeable type.
  • Yosh: "Well excuse me for not being blind to the truth! I am calling it out as I see it! The Majority of the Council, Minus Rewbeny's relitives, are a bunch of racist idiots?!"
  • Icky: "Well actselly, we think it's mostly just Azzhole who's the racist idiot. The other guys are pretty much normal idiots at best."
  • Yosh: "Well it still proves my point!"
  • Jojo: "Oh why did you encourage him?! Look, guys, you may've known this earlier, but, the discrimination's been a problem even before Azzhole's arrival here."
  • Zosimo: "Well that depands..... How many times have Grims acted badly, Pre-Azzhole's assendion?"
  • Jojo: "That's easy, I-..... (Makes a surprised face)...... Pretty much, not at all, actselly."
  • Yosh: "Well that just seems to confirm that everything was the council's doing!"
  • Jojo: "Now hold up! Let's not forget that, as previously stated, this discrimination has been around for a long time, before even Azzhole came to the planet at all!"
  • Coxswain: "Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllll, it, IS possable that his presence here, since he was a former Grim Hunter, may've pushed them too far, and, him being allowed into the council because they felt sorry about the fact he was exiled from his old home world, may've worsen it?"
  • Yosh: "Don't forget the incrised segrogation that followed."
  • Coxswain: "Oh yeah, and totally that!"
  • VaVa: "Look, guys, as much as I agree that our current system is a mess, we should worry about the fact that the Grims are obviously enfluenced by a gang of extreme rogues."
  • Yosh: "Well how did you think those rogues came to be, huh? They are likely a byproduct of rampent discrimination being unchallnaged?!"
  • Jojo: "Now look Yosh, no one is ignoring the greater problem here, but please be assured that the Council has no love for the discrimination?!"
  • Yosh: "Then why, is Azzhole not letting them do a damn thing about it then?"
  • Jojo: "Contuary to popular belief, it DOESN'T have anything to do with Azzhole's linage to being a Grim Hunter! It's because he believes the council is not in the position to challnage something that has been around since the dawn of the planet's founding!"
  • Yosh: "Oh, so because they're alittle afraid of bad press, loss of public opinion and wanting to keep haters happy, that people like VaVa are not entitled to be protected? Ya know, Empirids make up the majority of grims in Remena, Jojo. It's very stupidly easy of people, espeically Grim Haters, to assume that, because she's an Empirid, that means she's a grim. Not helping, that she had some family members going with the Sharp Fang, which also fights for Grim Rights as much as Empirid rights!"
  • Jojo: "Aw come on, people are not THAT stupid around her."
  • VaVa: "...... I have photo collections of people who proved otherwise. LARGE, collections."
  • Jojo: "Aw come on, Maines, I'm sure it's not that large!"
  • VaVa pulled out a small bagpack, opened it, and waves of holophotos explouded out and flooded the entire rooms as automated voices shouting Grim slurs and insults were were!
  • Merlin: "JEHOSIFATE?!"
  • The Lougers, HA, and Rewbeny got out of the way as the photos flooded in!
  • VaVa: "(Jojo looks shocked at her as VaVa maintained a blank face)..... (Deadpan) And that's only last week."
  • Yosh: "........ Still wanna suck the Council's cock after this?"
  • Jojo: "........ I'm gonna go train in private. (Walks off)......"
  • Thunderclap: "...... Okay, why is he so zealotical to those Mage Council guys? What did they ever do to him that made him such a freaking cheerleader to them?"
  • Coxswain: "Because Azzhole played faverite with him and got him into the school even when he came from a piss poor poverty-stricten family. Azzy also placed his family to middle class status afterwords."
  • Gazelle: ".... I see..... Azzhole saved his dreams and helped his family."
  • Yosh: "Well don't over-analise it. It's a typical burocrate trick to maintain a loyal supporter base. All poloticians care about is their personal agenda. Doing nice things is only gonna make us vote for them."
  • Coxswain: "But the council isn't a true demockry. Members are accepted for how powerful they are."
  • Yosh: "I meant as an exsample. All Azzhole is doing is to make himself look cuddly to the media, so that good press masks away the fact that he was making the other councilers approved of his segrogation plans. Otherwise, no one would want him to be in power. They would've held an impeachment assembly for him long ago.... I mean.... WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT AZZ IS?! Is he like, what? Some kind of... 4-armed, tenticled, salamander thing?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well if you're not one for the current affairs of your world's politics, then WHY serve in something they have direct control in!?"
  • Yosh: "Drafted into it by me folks. Dad espeically. He didn't want uncle to make me more like him.... So...... Yeah."
  • Icky: "Yeesh. Parent issues much?"
  • Yosh: "Hey now, I love me mum and dad, it's just, dad was a respected general from where I'm from, and he's VERY sensitive about his image and linage. Annnnnd..... He didn't like that I wanted to be more like Uncle and work for the fishing industry."
  • Gazelle: "Oh my..... Your father doesn't deem you, an embarrisment, does he?"
  • Yosh: "More like he's trying to prevent that from being so. He figures that by turning me into the Council's puppet would I be "Cured" of uncle's "Pipedream" opinions..... But lot good that did..... If anything, having me joined, only served to prove uncle right. Everything uncle said, was at least 98% right. These teams are used to quill peaceful grim protests because, well, they're grims, overpunish one poor sod in the wrong place at the wrong time, and used to enforce an idealogity."
  • Icky: "But what about that whole "Fighting Grimaces" stuff?"
  • Yosh: "Usually, Grimace attacks are actselly uncommen. They're typically escaped failed exspeariments or some poor beast that accsidently gotten to a piece of Grim food and/or beverage."
  • Zosimo: "But has that ever seen a noticable rise? You did say, usually, after all?"
  • Yosh: "Well alot of that is because of Occultra, who is more then likely to be just another product of discrimination. Now, I agree that what she plans to do is, unsavory, but, in the best case scenrio, it could be just nothing more then typical Grimsister scare tactics. Grims are infamous with messing with our minds like that. For all we know, Occultra and her ilk could only be trying to scare us to stop the discrimination practices."
  • Samantha: "Well if all this was just them doing typical Grim trickery, then I think they missed their mark when people started to die."
  • Yosh: "Grims rarely believe in actselly using death unless it's self defence, and even then, the worse that would happen is either a curse or the Penence Realm."
  • Magnum: "Well, yes. It may be rare for Grims to just go straight to killing you off. But.... What if Occultra IS that rarity? What if Occultra is beyond even the standerds established by the ansisterial Grimsisters of Wraemontir? What if she's beyond just messing with people's persceptions?"
  • Yosh: "..... (Sighs), I would consider that worse case scenario. But it would still ultamately prove, that the ultamate downfall of any socity, is needness hatred. Now, I don't consider myself a friend to Grim Magic, but that doesn't mean I consider myself an enemy to Grims neither. Being hateful to something, just because it's not ideal or pleasent, unless if it's for a VERY good reason beyond historic instences, then all you're doing is repeating said historic instences, because, all discriminators are really afraid of, is being wrong, then the thing they hate or fear. Because to admit being wrong, is to admit that you are not an ideal person.... But another exsample of being another flawwed living creature."
  • Clifton: "Well, yeah..... Being wrong about something is the WORSE feeling ever..... It would mean that no one would will take you seriously again. You'll end up an outcast, an exile, a pariah, because of how wrong about something you are."
  • Yosh: "And that right there is what Jojo's afraid of..... Looking like a fool because he foolishly trusts the words of an obviously flawed Buroracicy."
  • VaVa: That's why he wants to be the one to single-handedly take down whatever is the true evil. He feels he'll be a disgrace if he turns out wrong.
  • Duke: Well, that's sad. I... I just hope he nuts up one of these days.
  • Rewbeny: Oh, he will. He has more than enough friends to stand up for him. Now, let's go see Team CNES. I must warn you that the leader is... Quite unorthodox.
  • Cynder: And what would you mean by unorthodox?

Team CNES Dorm

  • Po: (The dorm was seen heavily guarded and armored from Grimace attacks)... Holy crap! What's with the defenses?
  • Rewbeny: Crunk, kinda made a boo boo with all of Remena recently..... It's, bad enough that it's getting the attention of Grimaces. They are drawn to feelings of negativity after all. Since the events he's been through... There's nothing BUT negativity coming off of him.
  • Spyro: Why? What did he do?
  • Rewbeny: He doesn't like to be talked about. People tend to take it the wrong way, and understandably so, and that ends up getting mean old mercenaries and bounty hunters involved to try and find him. You'll have to take it up with him.
  • An Augean flew in and landed down.
  • Augean: Hold it, ya pinheads! If you're here for something, take yer business elsewhere, cause- (Sees Rewbeny)....... Rewbeny? Who are these guys? They're not bounty hunters and/or mercs, are they?
  • Rewbeny: Do they LOOK like bounty hunters and mercenaries?
  • Augean:... Eh, more like freakshow attractions, really. Circus in town?
  • Iago: Hmmph! Hello to you, too!
  • Augean: "Well excuse me for seeing that you guys are obviously not from around here. That is unless people are really starting to dress like you people."
  • Icky: "Toushe, dipshit."
  • Rewbeny: AHEM! Don't mind the bird, the outsiders say he doesn't speak for them. This is the leader's friend/former best friend, Nusso Thrash. After what he did, he left him and is now just his friend and guide to make sure he doesn't get out of line. How's Crunk?
  • Augean (Nusso): Eh, been better. He is likely gonna over-react to you bunch, so-
  • ???: ARBASUS O. KRAAN, EVEN MORE BOUNTY-HUNTERS AND/OR MERCS HAVE CAME TO PUT A HIT IN ME!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME DEAD OR ALIVE, GOLD-NOSERS!!
  • Trade: HEY, NO NEED TO BE OFFENSIVE, JACKASS!!
  • ???: I KNEW IT!!! YOU REACTED NEGATIVELY TO THAT, SO YOU ARE BOUNTY HUNTERS!!!! NUSSO, READY THE DEFENSES!!!
  • Xandy: (To the Lodgers) 'Gold-Noser' is a bounty hunter slur, BTW.
  • Lucky Jack: Noted.
  • Traden: HEY, I USED TO BE ONE, BUT I KINDA SEMI-RETIRED!!
  • ???: "SEMI-RETIRED DOESN'T COUNT!! YOU'RE EITHER A BOUNTY HUNTER OR NOT, THERE'S NO GREY AREA!!"
  • Traden:.... Okay, obviously that doesn't help..... LOOK, POINT IS, THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE!!
  • Rewbeny: CRUNK!!! THESE GUYS AREN'T- (Crazy cartoonish defenses popped out and aimed at the heroes pointing lasers at them) DYAAAHHH!!!
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY-WOLLY!!!!
  • ???: GET OFF MY LAWN, GOLD-NOSERS, BEFORE I SPLATTER YOUR GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
  • Sparx: MOMMY!!!
  • Nusso: CRUNK, I THINK THESE ARE THE OUTSIDERS THAT TEAM SMKE LURED HERE! THEY MIGHT HAVE BUSINESS ABOUT OUR SITUATION!
  • ???: I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES BY EXPOSING THE WHITES OF MY EYES TO BE SHOT!!
  • Nusso: Ugh! Excuse me for a second. (He went inside and comical noises were heard as Nusso brought out another Augean similar to RWBY Cardin Winchester with legs connected by cybernetics as he panicked)
  • Crunk: (Dubbed as Ice Age Sid) NO-NO-NO, WAIT, WAIT- (Nusso threw him in front of the heroes as he screamed) DO-HON'T SHOOT MEEEE!!!! (He realized who was in his sights)... Huh? Heeey! You're not bounty hunters! You all look like you came from a freakshow.
  • Iago: And YOU look like a paraplegic who has a lot to lose- (Crunk grabbed him by the neck) GYAAH!!!
  • Rewbeny: Is it a bad time to mention he's sensitive about his cybernetic legs?
  • Skipper: Just a feeling, really.
  • Crunk: LOOK HERE, DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF DUDE TO GO AROUND FEEDING SENTIENT GRARROTS CRACKERS WHEREVER I GO AND SAY "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER"?!
  • Iago: ('Cracker' echoes in his mind as he got a comically-angry expression)...
  • Po: Oh, now you've done it.
  • Crunk: I've done what- (Iago bit his hand and many other body parts as he screamed and went in comical situations and fell beat)
  • Iago: AND I GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!!
  • Crunk: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
  • Nusso: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!! (Everyone stopped)... Let's not make a scene and see why these guys are here.
  • Crunk: "FUCK THAT?! THEY'RE ABUNCH OF PSYCOS?! (Runs back in as a Cirion and Morpoid came out and saw him run)......"
  • Cirion: "...... Okay, I'll bite..... Who did Crunk upset this time?"
  • Morphoid: "(French-accent) I would laugh if it was the little red bird."
  • Icky: "...... Iago kicked his butt because he said his triggerword....."
  • Morphoid: "...... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Quickly regains composure)..... How embarrising for him."
  • Nusso: "Oh good. Eowell and Skyber. Can you guys help, "Arrange", putting Crunk in a listening mood? All these guys are here for to is learn about...... That day?"
  • Cirion (Eowell): "Duhhh, what day?"
  • Morphoid (Skyber): "He meant the, big insodent, you big baffoon."
  • Eowell: ".... Ohhhhh yeah! I'll go get the chair!"
  • Skyber: "I'll go accure the rope."
  • The duo walk back in.
  • Nusso: ".... This may take awhile."

French Narrator: Later....

  • Crunk was held down in a chair.
  • Crunk: "YA KNOW, GUYS, THIS IS VERY UNCOOL OF YOU?!"
  • Skyber: "(Holding a bottle of wine) Oh don't be such a baby and man up. (Drinks from it, then spat it back out) BLACH?! (Looks on the label that reads "Finest Uslabothian Wine of the Queen's County").... Oy! I hate, Uslabothian wine. (Tosses it away)."
  • Nusso leads the group in.
  • Icky: "Wow..... How ya caught him?"
  • Skyber: "I ambushed him and give him the passifyer push-hold, Eowel tied him up."
  • Eowell: "I made pretty bows....."
  • Lord Shen: "....... How the bloodly hell did he get avaluated for this-"
  • Skyber: "EXTREMELY wealthy parents that grabbed our council's positions as councilers by the balls as their direct fiancers."
  • Eowell: "They saids I was speical. (Gets abit derpy as he laughs)....."
  • Icky: ".... (Quietly) Bet ya the poor doofus was homeschooled."
  • Crunk: "Aw come on, Nuss, are you seriously gonna be a 'Nuss-ance' and let these psychos get near me?!"
  • Nusso: "First off, Crunk, cool it! Second, don't call me 'Nuss-ance'! Third, all they want, is answers! They're curious about..... That day......"
  • Crunk: ".... Ohhhh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! The last time people came to learn about that shit, I got mercs and bounty hunters coming after my ass?!"
  • Squidward: "OKAY! SPILL IT! What, did you possabily had done, that would warrent people to have such guys after you?!"
  • Crunk: "....... I...... Well...... To make it sound fancy..... I played devil's advocate with something that caused the school to become more broken up then an old Zyaūar castle......"
  • Gazelle: "...... You mean, you had a hand with the attack?"
  • Crunk: "Well first off, context report, I want to clarify that it wasn't directly so! I didn't even help break a window! And it wasn't even suppose to be an attack, persay..... It was suppose to be an aim to get payback on that crybaby Joman! That bitch Tephra promised that no one was gonna- (Lord Shen brought out a blade and pointed to Crunk's face) DAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Lord Shen: "...... The only reason you're still alive, is that I want to hear the full context of your..... Stupidity......"
  • Crunk: "..... OKAY, YA SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY LIFE STORY WITH PEOPLE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T INSULTED A GRIEVING LOVER, I WOULDN'T BE GIVEN THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE AN UNREDEEMABLE COWERD?!"
  • Crunk: "Oh, he's still crying about that, isn't he? Good grief, it's not like Persa or whatever her name was the only Barnity left! In fact, didn't she had a hot sister-"
  • Rewbeny: "Pyrite's already seeing another, and even then, Joman doesn't want another woman..... Persia can't be replaced to him."
  • Crunk: "I'm just saying there's plenty of fish in the sea- (Shen's blade gets closer) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
  • Mantis: Okay, Shen, put, the blade, down!
  • Lord Shen: Not until he stops being a disrespectful idiot and gets to that "Context" you want to bring up so much! How about it, hmmm?
  • Crunk: "Okay, okay, OKAY! NOW PLEASE MOVE THE KNIFE AWAY! I kinda work better without being intices away from death, thank you very much?!"
  • Lord Shen moves the blade away.
  • Crunk: ".... Look, again, it was meant, to be some harmless, UNFATAL, payback?! Tephra convinced me that she would beat up Joman to a pulp and perimently wrecked whatever shread of "Confidence" he had! Ya know, harmless bully stuff!"
  • Brandy: "(Pouting unamused) Define, "Harmless"."
  • Crunk: "Well compaired to what she was really after, it may as well be like that! Anyway, it went like this."

Flashback

  • Joman was tossed to a wall by a familier young and beautiful elegent Spider Empirid as a result of a force-push.
  • Crunk was laughing!
  • Crunk: "NOT SO SMUG NOW, ARE YA, JO-MAMA?! (Laughs)! You're losing to a girl?! THE ULTAMATE, IN DEMASCULINITY!!"
  • Joman: "...... And all of this, because you got expelled? I didn't asked the headmistress to do so?!"
  • Crunk: "(Immaturely mimics Joman) I didn't asked the headmistress, mimimi, wowowo! (Seriously) That doesn't make it any less of an insult to my dignity all the same?! You have, any idea, how much I wanted to get into this gig? CHILDHOOD!! I, wanted to be a someone!! I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE MY FAMILY!! I, WANTED TO GET ALL THE BITCHES!! GET THE HOES, YO?! I WAS GONNA LOOK FORWORD TO PUT FREAKS LIKE EMPIRIDS AND GRIMS IN THEIR PLACE!! (Tephra stared angrily).... Uh, no intentional offence to present company...... Entirely..... Look, point is, I was gonna be a somebody!"
  • Joman: "Well, I can't help it that I couldn't cope with the fact that you were abusing me to achieve your status quo and then threatened something VERY personal to me to be exposed!"
  • Crunk: "I DIDN'T, EVEN, ASKED TOO MUCH! All I wanted, was a few snacks delivered in my place, backrubs, and maybe for you to direct me to any near-by Empirid/Grim for me and the boys to mess up!! How, was that, too much?!"
  • Joman: "YOU WANTED, TO KNOW THE LOCATION, OF A DUO OF LOCAL GRIM CHILDREN LIVING IN THE PROJECTS!! I mean, adults, were one thing, BUT CHILDREN?!"
  • Tephra looked espeically offended.
  • Crunk: "Well how else were they gonna learn that the side they're on sucks then, Jo-mama?! They gotta learn somehow!"
  • Joman: "They're, barely even 10 yet! They're around that area between 5 and 6! They're too young for anyone's crud, let alone yours!"
  • Crunk: "Aw come on, they're not kids, they're the undead who suck blood!"
  • Joman: "THAT'S VAMPIRES, AND I HAD SEEN THOSE TWO IN THE DAY!!!"
  • Crunk: "..... Eat, brains?"
  • Joman: "Zombies......"
  • Crunk: ".... When the full moon strikes-"
  • Joman: "Werezolves!"
  • Crunk: "...... Okay, Tephra, you're a Grimsister, what did your kind do again?"
  • Tephra grimly smiled....
  • Tephra: "..... And now I get to do this. (Starts levitating Crunk up to his surprise and Joman's)"
  • Crunk: "HEY HEY HEY, WHAT THE F***?! I ASKED YOU TO MESS HIM, NOT, NOT ME?!"
  • Tephra: "Okay, I know you're stupid, but even you have to realise that this is suppose to be the part I betray your retarded ass and get some Grimaces to f*** this s*** up!?"
  • Crunk: "WHAT?! Hey, we didn't agree to have you wreck the school?! You, were suppose to kick his ass to a pulp?!"
  • Tephra: "Look, if it helps, I was gonna betray you, AFTER I did that to a fatal degree, but then..... Wow! My mother told me you are a real piece of work before, but HOLY F***! SERIOUSLY DUDE?! CHILDREN?! F*****G CHILDREN?! Tch. No wonder this loser snitched your sorry ass. As much as all you stupid Espers are just pawns to Azzhole and those f*****g retards in the council, at least the worse the other ones are, is being too obedient to the hands that feed you, or apathetic to my people's blight at best! At least the lot of Espers I've met, actselly wanted to make a difference.... You? You're just a fame whore! You just want to have the power to treat people like crap without the retaliation that comes with it because you wanna feel like the big man on campus, when really, you're just a sniveling piece of s*** that your parents mistook as a real living thing?! AND YA WANNA KNOW THE REAL KICKER TO ALL THIS?! I wanted to be a contridiction to my mother?! I wanted to believe that there's actselly goodness in the surface?! But long before even your stupid ass, I was gonna end up giving up on it... And before this, I was already considering just giving up hope and do what my mother wants me to do for once! And frankly?...... Ya just pushed me into the direction of listening to my mother completely, asswipe!"
  • Crunk: "(Realises his mistake)..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... (Nervously laughs)...... Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay, uh, Tephra, Joman, how's about we call this a night and never speak to each other again, okay? (Nerviously and fearfully laughs)...."
  • Tephra: "AND THEN THERE'S THIS S***!! YOU, INSTANTLY COWER AWAY THE MINUTE THINGS TURNED BAD FOR YOU?! AND IT'S WORSE HERE, BECAUSE, YOU EXPECTED ME TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID?! You discriminators are both hatemongers, AND cowards!! You ALWAYS hide behind magic and anichent tech and think you're better than my people because the Zywawa or whatever the f*** they're called never had a bad name! YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT PAIN, LOSS AND SUFFERING IS LIKE!! AND I MEAN REAL, LONG-TERM ONES, NOT SOMETHING LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER OR STUPID PET DYING!! I MEAN, SUFFERING, THAT NEVER ENDS!! LIKE WHAT MY MOTHER WENT THROUGH!!"
  • Crunk: "HEY NOW, DON'T BLAME US?! WE'RE JUST-"
  • Tephra: "FOLLOWING ORDERS FROM THOSE BASTARDS IN THE COUNCIL?! OH SURE, YOU ALWAYS EXCUSE YOUR OWN ACTIONS BY SAYING BECAUSE IT IS WHAT A COUPLE OF IGNORANT TYRANTS WANTED YOU TO DO!! LET'S AVOID RESPONSIBILITY OF OUR OWN ACTIONS BY SAYING WE WERE JUST F*****G FOLLOWING THE LAW!! BECAUSE WE HAVE NO AUTONOMY AND FREE WILL OF OUR F*****G OWN!! HATEMONGERING COWARDS WERE BAD ENOUGH, BUT YOU'RE INCAPABLE TO ACCEPT YOUR OWN SINS AS WELL?!"
  • Crunk: "AW, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?! Azzhole especially isn't exactly kind to those that don't follow orders! Insubordination is taboo with them!"
  • Tephra: "...... No freaking wonder why my mother is the one trying to make real change..... You all are too pathetic.... ESPECIALLY, GLORY PARASITES, LIKE YOU!!"
  • Crunk: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF THIS KIND OF WORK IS COOL TO EVERYONE AND- (He yelled in pain as his legs started to painfully twist and he starts screaming like a bitch)"
  • Joman looked in horror as his tormentor, became the tormented!
  • Crunk was unconscious thanks to the shock of his pain as his body thudded on the floor.
  • Tephra: "(Breaths in).... (Exhales)... Man, that was f*****g theraputic....... And now there's you, dips***."
  • Joman: "No, please! Please remember that I had him expelled!"
  • Tephra: "Oh, but that doesn't make you better, ya half-assed excuse of an Esper.... If it's even appropriate to call you that, given your little sob story. Before the children showed up, you didn't exactly did anything to prevent him from hurting those others, who had families, and likely children of their own, themselves! But oh, I guess as long as they're not directly harmed, what's the big diff?! The age, of the victim, does not lessen the unspeakableness, that society approves of their abuse, just because some long dead or long too old bad examples decided to wreck some s***  awhile back! I had my beliefs challenged enough as it is already!! But your friend there?! This, this is literally the moment where I say, "f*** it, I'm gonna do what my mom wants me to do, and not what I would've wanted!"!"
  • Joman: "P-p-p-please! I.... I didn't have a choice! Crunk could've taken away my dreams if I didn't do what he wanted!! And they're not like Crunk's! I wanted to be an Esper, to not be a coward anymore! To stand up for myself..... For others..... To the defend the innocent."
  • Tephra: "..... (Scoffs)..... Well a lot of good that did ya. All ya got from this, was momentary slavery to a retarded doofus, several innocent Grims injured and even hospitalized, everyone discovering what you really are anyway since your headmistress is a Telepulan, and now, cornered to the wall by a pissed off Grimsister! Asses like Crunk or Azzhole are one thing, but you? You're just pathetic in the sense that is sad...."
  • Joman: "Please, I, I never wanted to see those people get hurt! I..... I didn't have a choice!"
  • Tephra: "... Ya wanna know the ultimate mark of the coward? Not owning up that you f****d up royally! Unless that idiot was brainwashing you or possessing you, which, let's be real here, is extremely unlikely, it didn't matter if he had your balls in a vice, you're still the reason people got hurt, regardless of what they were or what they believed in! You, instituted their suffering, because you didn't want an idiot destroying your selfish, childish desires of not being a coward! Well ironically, you're still a coward, even AS AN ESPER!! Being such, doesn't change what you really are, like how being a Grim or an Empirid, doesn't make me less of a sentient person just because we're marginalized in your nations! Well ya know what? F*** YOU, F*** THIS SCHOOL, AND F*** EVERYTHING YOUR PEOPLE STAND FOR!! I came here to do what my mother wanted!! To wreck this school's s*** for good, and get the stupid power of your seasonal grandpas and grandmas all f*****g ready!! And frankly... (Brings out the completedly absorbed power)... That much is already done.... I just got side-tracked because the retard wanted me to return my end of the bargain and basically trounce your ass. Oh well, I betrayed him earlier than planned, I got all the seasonal mage power, and the Grimaces are already on their way..... May as well finish your sorry ass before the real fun begins."
  • Joman: "NO, PLEASE!! (He braces himself in fear) HAVE MERCY!!"
  • Tephra backed off abit in being shocked by Joman's fearful fetal position, reminding her of what her mother went through...
  • Tephra: "..... Ya know what? Of the two evils here, you were actselly the lesser, hands down.... The worse you are, is cowardly and pathetic..... But I'm not necessarily being merciful, persay...... I just decided, that you're too phthetic for death! Besides, the Grimaces will wreck everything for me anyway, so, I don't need to waste power on s***! My only advice?..... Ya may wanna skip school today..... Trust me. (Leaves)....."
  • Joman was still in a fetal position as distent roars and ghostly laughter and sirens are being heard.

Present

  • Crunk:... And the rest's history....
  • Gazelle: (Cold, but calm stare)... And here I was, actually feeling sorry for you.
  • Icky:... Tch. Congratulations on making Tephra decide to fight for her mother..... Idiot.
  • Iago: AND THE FACT THAT YOU CAUSED SEVERAL PEOPLE TO GET KILLED!!
  • Lord Shen: If it was not important to be on the good graces on this world's leaderships, I'D ALREADY FINISH UP WHAT TEPHRA STARTED!!
  • Crunk: Tch'yah, typical! People always f*****g hate me in the end. Look, for what it's worth, I want to make things right again, okay? Joman, even despite what crap I pushed him into, decided to pull a Persa and bailed me out! He decided to be the bigger man and not let me get what's coming. Even at the face of some people being assholes about it, he stuck by his guns, because... He said it's what his gal would've wanted. I felt that was... Weird of him. Most guys I screwed around with in the past... Would've let me have it right then and there and be done with me for good. But he didn't.... I never understood him since.
  • Shifu:... That because despite his lack of bravery and self-confidence, his heart beats pure. Your arrogant eyes just could not see past his pale ways. You refused to see past appearences, and this... (Taps the prosthetics with Oogway's staff)... Was your punishment.
  • Crunk: Ugggh... Don't remind me. I don't even get why the Grims get so worked up. I thought they don't give a f*** what about what society thinks of them!
  • Samantha: That doesn't mean acts of disrespect and threats go by them un-noticed. Even if a Grim is far unlike their ancestry in Wraemontir, no Grim, ever, has the patience to deal with greater disrespect and any aim for their life. Grims had an infamous reputation for a reason, you unenlightened idiot!! Even nice Grims leave their aggressors worse off for wear, for even so much as saying that they don't like their feloot! A FELOOT!! DID, YOU SERIOUSLY, THINK A GRIM WOULD TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR TRASH-TALKING OF THEM AND YOUR MORALLY REPUGNANT WAYS?!
  • Crunk: Duh, I-I-I figured that she's used to that kind of talk at this point!!
  • Samantha: BEING USED TO SOMETHING, DOESN'T NECESSSARILY GRANT THEM IMMUNITY OF STILL FINDING SUCH DISRESPECT ENRAGING!! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!
  • Crunk: GEES LOUISE, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM LADY?!?
  • Clifton:... People, used to treated her like trash for being into Magelio, because they deemed that to be a waste of an effort given how usually strict Magelio users are, given their pedigree as the magic users to shame and humble all others. Yeah, she is, NOT a big fan of you, buddy!
  • Crunk:... AW, COME ON, ARBASUS KRAAN, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE?!?
  • Soothsayer: Are you certain this was something Kraan would wish upon you, and not something you only brought to yourself? Your problem is that you forcefully tried to fill a cup with no bottom, and paid heavily for it. And had the nerve to expect sympathy without earning it.
  • Crunk: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! (Starts crying) I GREW UP IN A WORLD THAT OKAYS TREATING GRIMS AND EMPIRIDS LIKE S***!! WHAT DID YOU THINK ANYONE'S GONNA BE LIKE HERE?!
  • Sandy: Being a product of your environment doesn't always cut it as an excuse. It may mean that you couldn't help but to follow the bad example, but the problem isn't that! It's that you were also selfish and self-serving about it!
  • Icky: Also...... YOU WANTED TO BEAT UP, CHILDREN!! And you hurt and hospitalized several unlucky saps along the way!! You really are a piece of s*** that got confused to be a person!
  • Crunk: (Cries) YA KNOW, I ACTUALLY WISH YOU WERE BOUNTY HUNTERS!! AT LEAST THEY WOULD'VE GOT TO THE POINT!!
  • Gazelle: AHEM!! (Crunk stopped crying)... This being said... That doesn't mean we don't appreciate that you are trying at all. It's just that, it takes more than just saying you're sorry or didn't know any better to earn forgiveness. And you certainly aren't gonna have that if you keep hiding like a coward.
  • Skipper: The United Singer of Universes is right, you nancy cat! You really wanna prove you're sorry you were a mistake of nature? THEN MAN UP, SOLDIER!!
  • Crunk:... (Sighs) Fine! But by reminding me of the hell I went through that made me a paraplegic, I'm not going to trust or look at you well. Now let me out of these damn straps!!
  • Nusso: Eh, you tend to take frustration and pain out on anything you see. So we're just going to let you cool down.
  • Mr. Whiskers:... Gotta ask, what got you so upset with Joman?
  • Crunk: Ugh! I went through a lot of bulls*** to make me a jerk. I come from a family of warriors. I wanted to be just like them. There was only one problem:... I was selfish and overconfident. I believed I didn't need to know much to be an Esper. But F*** ME, was I proven wrong. I didn't pay attention in class, and arrogantly assumed I knew everything. But, I was kicked out of the other three Radiance Academies before the one in Aranasia. I remember the first time too well...

Flashback

  • Teacher: If there was a rogue Sharp Fang colony at night-
  • Crunk: Just kick their butts in the dark of night. Duh!
  • Teacher:... I wasn't finished.
  • Crunk: I don't need to know any of that stuff to be an Esper.
  • Teacher:... That 'stuff' would've informed you that Empirids are renowned for their accurate senses of hearing, sight, and smell, and most importantly, night-vision. They can hear and detect anything in the dark. So a full frontal assault of any kind, even if it's "Stealthy", would never work, it would expose the troops to their superior fighting skills and abilities, the mission would fall flat, and the leader would be the one to blame for overconfidence, and of course, we can't allow that to destroy the confidence of Radiance members. One commander did the same long ago during the Empirid War and paid the price. Maybe if he paid attention in class, he wouldn't have been remembered as such a failure. Therefore, I cannot recommend that you remain a student at this Academy. I shall call the Headmaster and tell him to contact your parents.
  • Crunk: Wait, what? But I'm a Princivan.
  • Teacher: Well, then, I'm sure your family will be VERY disappointed. The door is that way!
  • Crunk: (He was shocked as everyone laughed at his mistake and he stormed off angrily)

Present

  • Crunk:... And the same thing happened the next two times. Three strikes meant I had to be revoked as a tutor for the Radiance. It was unacceptable to me. So... I had no choice. I fabricated a fake ID transcript to get into the final Academy. Then... That's when I met Joman. He and Peesee discussed how he had no experience to get the permission to join the Radiance. So he snuck in by using fake transcripts to be admitted to the Academy.
  • Spyro:... So you blackmailed him?
  • Crunk: No, I sat him down and drank some pop drinks with him- No shit I blackmailed him!
  • Banzai: Ya didn't had to be a wiseass about it, bastard!
  • Crunk: Well, after that, I... Well, you clearly know what I did that got him to draw the line. We fought, we caused one or two injuries to innocent strangers and Grims, and our hatred drew a fricking bigass Grimace monster the size of a hill to the Academy. It was almost destroyed if it wasn't for Joman. We beat it... But Aranasia and Gwendya called us into their office.

Flashback

  • Gwendya: Alright, what in Gods' names were you two doing out there? You could've destroyed the entire school!
  • Joman: Blame HIM!
  • Crunk: WELL, SORRY IF OUR FIGHT CAUSED THAT THING TO COME AND NOTICE US!!! OH, AND THERE'S ONE THING I NEED TO SAY-
  • Joman: You know what, jackass? I'LL tell them! I'm DONE being blackmailed by a smug selfish asshole like you!... You two... I have a confession to make.
  • Aranasia: Actually, I already knew about your fake transcripts since you first came. I am a telepath after all. Just know that the reason you're still here is that you're so much stronger than you think. The fact that you took the time and the acknowledgement of your actions is too much for me to simply expel you. But Crunk on the other hand, has more of a malevolent story than yours. Crunk, is it true you blackmailed Mister Arcter?
  • Crunk: Screw you, you're a telepath, so guilty as charged! But so what? That's what he gets for keeping secrets.
  • Aranasia: And is blackmail any better? If I read your mind correctly, you tried to force him to expose the direct location of two Grim children for you to harm. Blackmail is dishonorable and a punishable offense for a reason. As a Princivan, you should know that.
  • Joman:... You know? I actually thought the name was familiar. You're the Princivan that got his Esper privileges revoked because you were a selfish egotistical jerk. In fact, I bet you didn't want to face the fact that you weren't allowed to be an Esper, so YOU snuck in with fake transcripts.
  • Gwendya:... Is this true?
  • Crunk: This bastard is just trying to make me look bad!
  • Aranasia: It's not wise to lie to a telepath. All of that is actually too true. (He takes out his fake transcripts) Your ID transcript doesn't match the one in front of me.
  • Crunk: THIS ISN'T FAIR!! I DESERVE TO BE AN ESPER, NOT THIS LOSER!! YOU TWO ARE F*****G IDIOTS FOR DOING THIS TO ME!! I-
  • Gwendya: (She slapped her teacher whip in anger getting his attention) DO NOT INSULT THE HEADMISTRESS OF THE RADIANCE!!... (She took a deep breath)... Pack your things. I expect you off campus by tomorrow!
  • Crunk: I was just-
  • Gwendya: YOU'RE EXPELLED!! (Crunk was distraught and looking angrily at Joman who looked nervous as he stormed out angrily)... He is a disgrace to us Espers... And his family name.
  • Crunk: (He smashed things) SHUT UP! SHUT, UP!! You don't know me! I hope you die and go to hell! (He leaves as Gwendya magically repaired the shattered props rapidly)
  • Gwendya:... Pitiful!...

Present

  • Crunk: So, yeah, it was my last chance destroyed. So my family disowned me, my girlfriend left me, and I got a job as a stupid f*****g janitor. I was PISSED! I wanted Joman to just pay for everything. But then I ran into Tephra, and... Well... The rest is history.
  • Clifton:..... HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
  • Tigress: You're despicable. Dishonorable. MONSTROUS!!
  • Crunk: OH, DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP AGAIN, HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?! I SAID I WANTED TO MAKE EVERYTHING RIGHT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO IT IF YOU SCOLD ME LIKE A MORBIDLY SHAMING AND DISAPPROVING PARENT?!
  • Bagheera: Why should we? You just proved to have no reason to even be trusted.
  • Ralth: Why would ANYONE forgive you after all that?
  • Nusso: I asked Joman already. He said he sympathized with him aim to want to be as special as his family. And, wanting something so badly can make you something you're not. That's what lead to both of them making these rash choices. I for one agree that you should cut him some slack. It's talk like that which resulted in... Well, THIS! (He pointed at the heavily-secured dorm) He can't make things right if he has to put up with constant scolding and hate. Last thing we want is for him to become a friend to the Grims. Or even become one, should that be possible.
  • Gazelle:... Like we said... If he wants even the slightest sympathy from us, let alone at all... He has to earn it... Because the issue is not the matter that he wants redemption... That's great he does... But the most important matter of it is to not pretend that you were completely innocent in what you did!
  • Crunk: Oh come ON! Everyone and their grandmother treats Grims and Empirids like trash!
  • Gazelle:... Like Tephra has said... Being the result of a negative environment can only excuse you for so long until you made a fatal mistake. And your problem is, even in your desire for repentence, you still act like the world owes you, rather you owing it.
  • Skyber: The petit chou-fleur's not exactly wrong. (Drinks AUU French Wine, then spits it out comically) HOT SAUCE?! GYAAAHHH, SUCRE BLOU!!!! (He chugged water)... DAMMIT, ANNORA!!!
  • (Annora): WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!!!
  • Skyber:..... But regardless, zhey have a point.
  • Crunk: Aw, don't agree with them!!
  • Icky: Buddy, our problem with you is not just solely because you played Devil's Advocate and that you lack proper remorse other than being afraid of your little newfound entourage ditching you. It's because you scared away someone who knew better, into, NOT knowing better! She ended up deciding that mommy dearest knew best, thanks to your big mouth! She could've lead the Grims away from this path and onto something better, because otherwise... WELL, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!! (Points to the School ruins)...
  • Shifu:... You were so determined to try and avoid being an embarrassment to your family, that the road you had taken, only ensured it. Now look at yourself. You cower away in these ruins, fearful of mercenaires and bounty hunters, and expecting redemption to be just handed over to you on a silver platter, because you deem yourself a victim of cruel fates. But really... You, are your own victim.... You allowed arrogance to be your master, you took the road to try to avoid this destiny, only to meet it anyway!
  • Crunk: WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?! I SAID SORRY!!
  • Shifu: That, is your ultimate problem! You are expecting redemption, to be magically opened to you, just because, you said sorry!
  • Rewbeny: But, isn't sorry good to show you didn't mean it?
  • Shifu:... (Sighs)... Let me explain it, to the both of you. Saying sorry may be a good jesture of remorse... But, it is a meager stepping stone to the FAR, FAR, larger path to redemption. There's some things, that saying sorry, will never fix. Crunk... You can say, that you did not plan for Tephra to take great offense to your stupidity, you can blame how tainted by discrimination society is and how it badly influenced you, you can bring up your family lineage, your childish and selfish desires, and you can call yourself a victim of cruel fate all you want...... But not one of them can guarantee an easy path to redemption. Blaming someone or something else, hinders any true remorse from you, and therefore it hinders any true sympathy, from us, and your peers.
  • Crunk: But, but, but-
  • Shrek: Look, we get it! You were born in a society that approves hate on witches, and you desperately wanted to join that fad and look awesome while doing it! You're also from a family with high expectations! We, get that! But there's a line between wanting to not be a disappointment, and borderline selfishness. And here, ya crossed it too quickly. What you need, is to be humbled of what shattered remains of your self-desires remain.
  • Crunk: AND HOW EXACTLY DO YOU INTEND THAT, ASSHOLES?!
  • Shifu:... Through the thing that started it all. That instance of the overzealous commander and his embarrassingly-failed assult on that colony.
  • Crunk: Annnnnd... How, are you gonna do that?
  • Gazelle:... Allow me. (Spins the Uniter Blade around and summons forth Strife the Draconequus as he screamed and crashed into everything)
  • Strife: OH, SON OF A- (Crashes into a table) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
  • Crunk: (This video)
Animation - What The Hell Is That! (Ft

Animation - What The Hell Is That! (Ft. Markiplier)

  • Strife: Uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Why did I ever get myself into this?
  • Gazelle: Hello to you too, Strife.
  • Nusso: Okay, what is with the Invervitraxian, thing?
  • Icky: Say hello to Gazelle's second summon buddy and the first of the summonables not originally attached to other Uniters. He kinda accidentally became so when he said that he owes his life to Gazelle and the summoner attachment pretty much sucked him in. He's pretty much the guy we called for to smack some sense into morons.
  • Strife: Oh, right... I said one speech of gratitude, and that fancy sword turns me into a slave! Some savior you are, you trickster slave-driver!
  • Gazelle: Strife, calm down, we were able to make it that you can return home after your service is done, so don't worry about being stuck in the Uniter anymore... And show some respect next time!
  • Strife: Well it doesn't make these kind of obligations less inconveninent! Okay, just point me to what you want done and make it quick, an important anniversary of Draconequui Wonderland is coming up! And as fellow owner, I can't miss that!
  • Icky: See dips*** here? (Points to Crunk as he yelped)... Humble his ass.
  • Strife:... Oh. I get it. (Sniffs) One of these kind of guys, eh? (Big sniffs) Ohhh. And I already know the perfect one to use! (Inflates his trunk-nose)
  • Crunk: Uh, is that thing infected? Because you should really get that looked at- (Strife trumpets as he shot out a magic beam from the trunk as everything flashed)

Crunk's vision

  • Crunk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!
  • Voice: GENERAL!!! (Crunk stopped screaming and saw that he was surrounded by soldiers that look entirely like his team)...
  • Crunk: Huh?
  • Soldier #1: Great General Crunk the Badassery Awesome? What is your plan of attack against the Sharp Fang Camp in Majoo Forest?
  • Crunk:... General?... (Realizes something)... Ahhhhhhh... (Quietly) If this is supposed to humble me, then color me unimpressed! I'll show them I can do better! (Openly) Okay, boys! And ladies, just in case. I, your generalisimo, know of the perfect strategy. We wait until night, and attack them while they sleep! (A good number of soldiers blindly cheer to this except a soldier that almost perfectly resembles Joman)
  • Logical Soldier: But, General? Is it not a known fact that Empirids have increased senses? Won't an assault end with the soldiers humiliated, or worse if since these are Sharp Fang members?
  • Crunk: (Quietly) Oh, you made a guy that looks like Jo-Mama! I see what you did there!
  • Logical Soldier: Uh, sir?
  • Crunk: AHEM! Look, I know for a fact that the whole 'heightened senses' thing is junk science! Just because they have 'animal' features doesn't mean they're less like us! It's a known fact that once you're sentient, anything you have as an animal, becomes kinda useless because you're domesticated. And Empirids? They're sentient, aren't they?
  • Logical Soldier: Well, yes, but-
  • Crunk: Well, if you're such a doubting nancy, then you can stand by me and watch my awesome attack unfold!
  • Blind Loyalist Soldier #2: But you're gonna miss out on the fun!
  • Blind Loyalist Soldier #3: LOSER!!!
  • Logical Soldier: (Sighs)... Okay, sir, I'll take that bet. If you end up right... Then I won't question your decisions again. But if it fails, and good soldiers end up hurt or worse... Then I will get you court-martialed for reckless endangerment!
  • Crunk: Oh, that's your game, huh? Well, let's make it edgier! I'll bet ya that if... Make that, when... Everyone on our side makes it out alive, you have to resign! If even so much as one guy dies, let alone, at all, or at the least, even so much as a wound, I have to resign, but not before I have to make you a new general!
  • Logical Soldier: General, with all due respect, you're betting your career on a strategy with more risk than reward?! Are you that confidant in your plan?
  • Crunk: What can I say? That's why I'm Great General Crunk the Badassery Awesome!
  • Logical Soldier: (The Blind Loyalists were egging him on)... Okay, sir, I'll take the bet. But be warned that it will be added to the court martial as an unauthorized, needless, and dishonorable gamble.
  • Crunk: What makes ya sure you won't get in trouble for agreeing to it?
  • Logical Soldier: I'll be pardoned by grounds of peer pressure.
  • Crunk: Well, guess what? Come night, you're gonna see awesome success and walk out of this military crying home to mommy.
  • ???: You sure about that? (A Bat-Like Empirid appeared behind them)... Cause consider that gamble, wasted. (He unleashes a loud call that alerts all the Sharp Fang members into action as the forces couldn't see in the dark and thus were vulnerable to the Sharp Fang attacks as Crunk survived)...
  • Crunk:... Well... At least one thing came out of being the only survivor... No one else will ever know.
  • ???: Oh, no? (The Logical Soldier came out with a missing arm)... Well, think again! (He fires a pulse blast that knocks him out as he wakes up in court martial)...
  • Crunk: What the-
  • Magistrate: Good. You're awake. And you have a deal to make good on. And it starts with demoting yourself for Lieutenant Joman here before retiring.
  • Crunk: LIEUTENANT JOMAN?! I thought he was an average guy who happens to look like him!! I- (As guns were pointed at him)... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Reality

  • Crunk: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Realizes he woke up as Gazelle congratulated Strife as he disappears back to Equestria via the Uniter Blade) HOLY REWBENY'S MOM, THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE!!
  • Gazelle: You see?
  • Nusso: Yeah, I agree with Miss Gazelle. That's what happened to that commander when he made that mistake. And that's what you get when you're too overconfident and selfish in yourself. It gives you an inferiority complex. That commander had one and was just like you. Thus he was forced to give up everything, and to this day, during his elderly years, he looks upon those days as foolish. Those teachers did you a favor expelling you. They didn't want history to repeat itself. There were plenty of eligible siblings that surely wanted to honor you by doing better.
  • Crunk: (Sighs) Okay, I get it! Overconfidence is bad! As if I didn't have that lesson pounded into me over the past few weeks. Though I guess I needed that one extra push to the right direction.... But that commander's fate is NOTHING compared to mine. I got far worse than what he got. But Jo-Mama- Duh, Joman, expects me to actually keep my promise to set things right. But how can I in a world that's against me? Like you guys said, trust has to be earned. But I'm not the only one who needs to earn it. You all have to earn MY trust- (Lord Shen pulled out his blade) AHHH!! Hear me out, hear me out! What I mean is... Ya didn't exactly gave a good impression to me yourselves. Ya did pretty much beat me up, strap me down to a chair, and had that Invervitraxian Polyzoon thing give me one of the worst fever dreams ever after all! Even if I am humbled about this, that still wasn't cool, man!
  • Gazelle:... Okay, perhaps we did get off on the wrong side of our feet here. How's about we start over? Pretend that we never learned about what occured with your past? (Extends a hand) Let's shake on it....
  • Crunk:... Uh, ya see, I'm totally with ya on it, but... I'm kinda strapped in between a chair and a shred of my dignity if ya catch my drift... I meant that I'm still tied to the chair.
  • Eowell: Uh, does that mean we can untie him now?
  • Skyber: What do you think?
  • Eowell: Well-
  • Skyber: That was a rhetorical question, idiot.
  • Eowell: Oh, right.
  • Rewbeny: (They untie him) Well... I hope we can be trustworthy to you, and the other way around. I have just as hard a time running the sanctuary without my teammates. If only they were here.
  • Crunk: I'm sure they'll be here if they get the guts. They always have. Well... Except Bella. I mean, didn't she run away since the Sharp Fang had your sister's arm severed?
  • Rewbeny: She's just sensitive of her position as a former member of the Sharp Fang. It made her scared to have friends caught in the field of battle. But, I'm sure she can pull through.
  • Crunk: And the loudmouth?
  • Nusso: From what I heard, she's not the heiress to her family company anymore. She did say that since the company was stolen from her mother, she tried to keep her father from ruining it... And clearly she failed. Now she's missing. But I'm sure she'll turn up.
  • Icky: Guess she was disappointed that she failed her mother in trying to protect the company from her father.
  • Skyber: Oh, definitely. Her imbeclic father only married for her name and company. The resulting divorce was to ensure she'd legally take back everything, if it wasn't for the fact that he already bought most of her legal power, and reversed the divorce law regulations. He was already ruining the company with it's controversial choices, and... Well, the idiot just destroyed the company at last. And people wonder why the youth are turning their backs on capitalisum and torwords socialist idealogies?
  • Gilda: Well, sounds like he had karma bit his ass hard. Why would she stick around after her father betrays her just like that?
  • Rewbeny: Well, at least I know my sis is safely at home. I hope you get the redemption you need from us, Crunk. C'mon, guys! Let's see Team SMTN. (They left)
  • Eowell:... Who were those guys again?
  • Skyber: "Oy....... (Slaps Eowell)!"
  • Eowell: "OW?! I was just asking?!"
  • Crunk: "..... Nusso, why are we stuck with these guys?"
  • Nusso: "No one else wanted them."
  • Crunk: "Fair point."

Team SMTN Dorm

  • A female Ciminian weilded a fiencing sword blade!
  • Female Ciminian: "Okay then, young chap! Time to show you that bigger isn't always better and what-not."
  • A Rezlian with a rediculious large sword was seen!
  • Rezlian: "Oh now your making fun of me, ya Usabothian-accented cunt?! Oh now your gonna get it! Ho-ha! (Moves around the sword) Thrust, whack, duck, perry, spin, (Hits himself with the blade comically) DAH?!"
  • Female Ciminian: "....... You alright, love?"
  • Rezlian: "...... Thank, goodness, the safety was on. (Falls down with the blade still smacked into him). DOWWWW?!"
  • A Gradan and a Korbiquat were seen, with the latter laughing his ass off!
  • Korbiquat: "Aw man, Teviten, you never stop to make me laugh?!"
  • Graden: "Nepiton, can you not?"
  • Korbiquat (Nepiton): Hey, I can't help if he gets clumsy with that giant sword of his. He may wield it ridiculously well, but his skill should've make Mouren's look amateur if he wasn't such a yuts with it!
  • Ciminian (Mouren): Oy! I resent that remark, ya wanker!
  • Nepiton: Hey, I said "Should've", didn't I? At least be glad his hilariously yutsy ways kept him from making you look phathic at the least! Also, just an honest opinion, gotta laugh at yourself once in a while.
  • Mouren: .... Oh would you look at that, it looks as if it may rain..
  • Nepiton: WHERE?! (He went under a shade) WATER BAD!! WATER KILLS!!!!
  • Mouren: (Laughs) Gets him every time!
  • Gradan: (Sighs) I don't understand how you're named after a sea god if you're afraid of the water. For Gods' sakes, you're a Korbiquat. You and water go together like bread and butter. Where'd you come from to be that way?
  • Nepiton: I don't have to tell you that, Sobo! You may be the leader, but to me, you're just a friend.
  • Gradan (Sobo): "Well your gonna have to come clean with that one of these days, or else, that ironic fear of water of yours would become insultingly easy for Grims to use that against you."
  • Nepiton: "Oh you would know since you have a crush on one."
  • Sobo: "Dude, we discussed this! Bella's not a grim!"
  • Nepiton: "But aren't Empirids commenly grims?"
  • Sobo: "That's just unfortunate happenstance! There's been Non-Empirid Grims as well in Remena."
  • Nepiton: "Yeah, but non-Empirid Grims are kinda the minority. They're largely Empirids. Ergo, you, have a crush, on a grim. And, I'm not against it personally, but I'm just saying that being in loved with a grim may lead to a bit of a bad reputation with people and the Council, Azzhole espeically. Just saying!"
  • Sobo: SHE'S NOT A GODDAMN GRIM!!! SHE WAS JUST A MEMBER OF A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION MEANT TO BE A RIGHTS ORGANIZATION UNTIL ADIOM RUINED IT!!!
  • Nepiton: "An organisation that fought for Empirid, AND Grim Rights! Ergo, Bella's, a, Grim! End, of, story!"
  • Sobo: UGGGGGGH?! IT'S ONE THING TO DEAL WITH THAT KIND OF CRAP FROM EVEN AZZHOLE, LET ALONE PRETTY HALF THE WORLD, BUT MY OWN BEST FRIEND?! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL?!
  • Nepiton: Hey, no need to shout!
  • Sobo: Well don't give me a reason to and don't act like an insensitive douche. Bella ran away because her past put us all in danger and cost one of her teammates her arm! The least you can do is show her some respect.
  • Nepiton: "Well excuse me if I have doubts of her being a regular old Empirid and yet she just HAPPENS to be apart of the Sharp Fang AND came from a family that pratices Grim magic!"
  • Sobo: "Did it EVER accured to you that maybe she didn't got to really be a part of that?!"
  • Nepiton: "I'm only saying that, by proxy at least, she's a grim! Grim family, was apart of a Grims Rights group turned fanatical, ergo, Bella's a grim! I mean, even her NAME sounds very Grimmy! Bella Blames? That is SO, a grim name!"
  • Sobo: "Well I don't accuse you of being an aquaphile with you being named after a sea god, do I?!"
  • The two started arguing abit!
  • Teviten: Ugh, you two call yourselves good junior detective partners when all you do is yell at each other?
  • Sobo: Aw don't start, Tev! He started it!
  • Nepiton: He's just upset that Bella ran out like a coward and not own up to her fears. Or the way I see it, doesn't really wanna betray her kind too greatly. If anything, she may've only left the Sharp Fang because Adiom got alittle too intense for her weak-will! I bet ya, if a more laxxed leader took over the Fang, she would ditch us and come crawling back!
  • Sobo: This coming from the guy who doesn't even try to dip his feet in his race's comfortable aquatic setting, as if the cetacean and webbed features on him aren't there. Bring-bring! Hello, this is Pot! Hi, it's me, Kettle! Oh, hi, Kettle, how's it hanging? I just like to say that you're black. Well I like to say that I've been f*****g your wife.
  • Nepiton: Oh, yeah? Well you still have time owning up to the pain you felt when everyone confused you for an Empirid.
  • Sobo: Hey, my race is essentially what humans would've been if they evolved more closely to monkeys. And I do mean REALLY close! It can't be helped that Monkey Empirids happen to look like Gradens with shrunken craniums. Our feet still have thumbs and we still have tails. These are meant for an arboreal lifestyle. Monkey Empirids don't have arboreal feet. I'm one of the few beings who happen to resemble an Empirid and thus experience their pain. So I understand Bella more than any of you. I posed as an undercover Empirid during my junior detective business to help quell Sharp Fang attacks. Nepiton just became the first one to learn about it and became my friend and partner.
  • Nepiton: "Look, I don't wanna sound like Azzhole, but how are you sure she ain't just playing Grim Mind games with you? Let's be frank, man. Grims are known for their mindfucks. She could be just pretending to be this sweet and innosent misunderstood wittle princess to fuck with your sense of sympathy until she gets what she wants. Then she'll just dump ya like a used chew-toy."
  • Sobo: "..... Nep, you're, you're unbelieveable...... Why, why are you not giving Bella a chance?"
  • Nepiton: "Hey, Azzhole's the one who said we need to be cautious of Grims at every turn, not me. I'm just saying that she's an ineditable betrayal waiting to happen hands down. I'm just trying to protect you from ending up like Joman and crying your eyes out on how your heart was stomped into the dust by someone only using you to push an ulterior motive!"
  • Sobo: I have been impersonating an Empirid for investigative purposes, and have even been adopted by Empirids in Bestiaria! I practically speak for them. And I'll say it one more time, and if you can't understand it, it's your own damn problem: Empirids and Grims, have the same problem: Xenophobia and discrimination. It's attitudes like that which crippled Crunk. Grims may be traditionally dark folk, but compaired to things like demons, and lovecraftian, extreme arcane and eldrich horrors, the worse grim magic is, is just kinda spooky. There has been heroic grims in the past. The Grims here are only becoming so bad, IS BECAUSE OUR SOCITY'S GIVING THEM THE IMPRESSION THAT IT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE TO BE TO SURVIVE?! Also, you have to remember that Bella saved Obower's life in where she only had to worry about losing an arm! She may've not directly fought her kind, but she saved us from otherwise being their victims.... IS ALL THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! Because if that's the case, then maybe we can't be friends anymore.
  • Nepiton: "..... Sure, I'm game. At least I don't have to waste money on giving you birthday and Kraanmas presents anymore."
  • Sobo was surprised by that......
  • Nepiton: "I mean, ya win some and ya lose some, am I right?"
  • Sobo: "....... You knew that was a bluff, wasn't it?"
  • Nepiton: "Come on, Sobo, ya know ya don't have the heart to break off a childhood friendship over a girl! Look, if you're that touchy about Bella, then, I'll at least shut up about it until I'm either proven right or wrong. Sounds good?"
  • Sobo: Now THAT'S a deal! So... Do you think those SMKE geeks will pull through with getting help?
  • ???: Well, they did..... (Rewbeny and the heroes arrived)... But as suppose to the Council, we have outsiders.
  • Teviten: "(Sarcasticly) Oh greeeeeaaaaaaaaat, just what we needed after the shit we always get from the Graggs! MORE aliens!"
  • Sobo: "Oh relax, Tevs. They're obviously good aliens if Rewbeny's buddies with them."
  • Nepiton: "Yeah, dude, let's remember that Rewbeny isn't exactly a fucking intellectual progogy, she could've been tricked."
  • Sobo: "Ahhh, but at the same time, ya think they would've already caused trouble by now. Besides, they don't look like anything the Graggs or the Aggressors would cough off. They look legit."
  • Alex: So..... We heard you guys needed some help with your relations.
  • Sobo:... (He and Nepiton donned fake mustaches) What's it to you?
  • Patrick: DAAAH!! THEY TURNED INTO MEN!!! NOW THEY'RE INVINCIBLE!!
  • Nepiton: (A comical tuba sound was heard)... Really? We got idiots to help us?.... I would've liked it better if they actselly WERE from the Graggs or the Aggressors! They at least are compident at being shit-wreckers!
  • Sobo: As if Eowell wasn't bad enough. You bozos aren't worth junior detectiveness.
  • Icky: "Uh, try not to take Patrick too seriously, he's the resident pink retard. And don't make any mistakes, buckos. We're still serious news even without being from the Graggs or these Aggressors ya people keep referencing."
  • Nepiton: "Okay, enlighten us. How so?"
  • Sandy: We're an unusual band of zany vigilanties made up of heroes and/or reformed villains who first came here by mistake and took down a villain dystopia.
  • Xandy: They helped me avenge my parents before that.
  • Magnum: And they helped me fulfill an ancient alien prophecy to do so.
  • Cynder: And in the process I discovered the secret of what happened to my mother.
  • Icky: "We'd explain more, but we've been obligated to keep our yaps shut because, political reasons."
  • Teviten:... Wow, that sounds like a bunch of fairy tales merged together.
  • Icky: Yeah yeah, we get it, alot of that sounds wack without proper context of which we're not currently allowed to explain apawn without violating a political obligation. Just roll with it. Point is, we're the Shell Lodge Squad and this is the Heroes Act.
  • Mouren:... To be honest, mates, your name's a very unusal name-asortment indeed. Why name yourselves like that?
  • Spongebob: "Well, for the Lougers, we used to have this magic conch shell in our founding days, and we just rolled with it."
  • Squidward: "It's actselly a plastic toy, not a conch shell."
  • Patrick: "Hey, you're lucky the Conch wasn't here to hear that, Squidward. You're in enough bad tidings with it as it is."
  • Aurlena: "And for us? Well basicly, the dystopia we were fighting had the same name idea, but with villains, so, we're called the Heroes act as a counter-name."
  • Syvar: "But enough about us, let's talk about you guys. How do I reckon do you name yerselfs?"
  • Sobo: Sobo Grade. And this is Nepiton Qochins. Uh, don't let the name and spieces fool you, he's actselly an aquaphobe, just to clarafy.
  • Trixie: "(Quietly) Ohhh, I might recimend him to a certain mermaid friend of Taiku's."
  • Mouren: Mouren Moraquine. Pleasure to meet you, lads. Pip pip, cheerio.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Oh good freaking gods, AUU brits said it here, too?"
  • Teviten: Teviten Scorebleck. I slice asses in two with my mighty giant sword! (He shows them them his sword)
  • Tether: HYBRIDIZED ARBASUS!!!!!
  • Byron: HOLY DOOLIE!!!
  • Gilda: BOCCE BALLS!!!!
  • Batty:... Yikes, and I thought Raish's sword was large. *BZZZZAT*
  • Teviten: "Yes, good impression- (Starts to lose balence) Duh-whoaaaaaaa (Crashed down due to the weight of the sword)!...... AW, NUTS?!"
  • The Lougers and the HA laughed!
  • Rewbeny: (Scoffs to herself) Oh you made an "Impression" all right! With the ground! (She laughed hysterically) HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEE-I'M NOT FUNYYY-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!!
  • Teviten: Just doesn't get old for you, does it, Rewb?
  • Rewbeny: No it does not.
  • Clifton: "(Laughs abit), No offence buddy, but any Grim would sooner die from laughter then from that oversized waste of steel!"
  • Teviten: "(Sarcasticly) Hardy, har-har!"
  • Shrek: "Oh don't get us wrong lad, it's an impressive blade! It just gives us the impression that it's combinsating for something!"
  • Icky: "I'm calling it, it's because his penis is hilariously small!"
  • Teviten: "(Highpitched voice) NO IT ISN'T! (Blushes)....."
  • Icky: "..... (Songalong) That's not denying anything!"
  • Sobo: "Hey take it easy on Tevs, he has insecurities bigger then his sword."
  • Trixie: "Obviously."
  • Icky: "Okay, okay, we'll cool it."
  • Sobo: "Good. At least you guys have abit more restraint then Crunk. That hot-headed doofus is why everything went wrong!"
  • Icky: "Oh, we've met'im. We were generious enough to smack some further sense into him."
  • Sobo: "I-..... Wow really? Huh.... Maybe you guys are what we needed."
  • Nepiton: "Tch, okay, so, they're not, amaturs at the least, but I'm still largely unimpressed with them."
  • Icky: "Well ain't you just a ray of sunshine?"
  • Sobo: "Don't, mind Nep too much. That guy has NO fear of speaking his honest opinion.... Even if it's wrong."
  • Nepiton: "On are you still on about how Bella's a possable traitor and how you're in denial of it?"
  • Sobo: "Oh don't start this again, man! Not in front of visitors!"
  • Rewbeny: "Uh, we'll, just be on our way now, we, don't want to intrude on your, usual debates. We'll just go check on Team MUVE, okay? Okay! (Rewbeny is seen leading the heroes away!)"
  • Sobo: "......Nice one dude."
  • Nepiton: "Hey, you're the one who brought it up?"
  • Sobo: "Well it wasn't meant for you to respond! Look, just, remember the deal, okay?"
  • Nepiton: "Okay okay, sheesh. But you still started it."
  • Mouren: "(Sighs)..... Boys."

Team MUVE's Dorm.

  • A Mephean: "Okay guys, like we practiced."
  • A female Anthribian: "Awww yeah, we're about to practice our shit wrecker up-in-here!"
  • A Cheathan: "(Sofisicated voice) Oh yes, I, am ready to make, a masterpiece."
  • A Gouxum: "(Scottish accent) Enough with the fancy talk and just start!"
  • Mephean: "Okay then! (Unknown to them, Rewbeny and the heroes arrived.) 1..... 2..... 3..... 4...... 5..... 6....... 7...... 8...... 9...... 10?!"
  • All 4: "SEISURE PROCEEDURE?!"
  • They fired their respective weapons into the sky as it created a spiraling flashing portal as music played!
Seizure Procedure

Seizure Procedure

  • Rewbeny: "Wha-oh! We visited during their exspearimental sessions! Don't look directly at it! Guys?"
  • Icky, Iago, and Thunderclap all started to foam at the mouth.....
  • Mantis: "..... Well now they know how Abridged Krillin felt."
  • Mephean: (Sees the Lougers and HA, and gets the session to stop) Whoa whoa whoa, who are those guys?
  • Rewbeny: Hi, guys! These are the unintended guests that'll help us save Remena.
  • Cheathan: Well now...... They look like something from out of a freakshow.
  • Alex: HAH! You think so? If my girlfriend Gia saw you, this would be an easy love-triangle, friend! If she doesn't get alittle green with envy with that lightshow you have!
  • Cheathan: We Cheathan evolved in a tech-jungle society, good sir. We don these colorations for camouflage in the savannas.
  • Patrick: How can you camouflage in something not matching your color?
  • Sandy:... Do you even know anything about a cat's coloration, Patrick?
  • Squidward: Don't ask stupid questions to stupid people. They have nothing in regards to science.
  • Mephean: I take it many of you are not the sharpest knives in the counter. Anyway, I'm Mervyna McMuave. These are my teammates, Vikie Rushmore (The Anthribian), Evensen Cheatham (The Cheathan), and Uincent Vayce. (The Gouxum)
  • Vikie: Radical to meet you, dudes! You look too cool even for me. You'd beat me in a hoverboard race in 10 seconds flat.
  • White Rabbit: I feel that's quite an overestimation. Even WE aren't this ridiculously unbeatable.

Cutaway

  • Every Single Foe the Lougers face: "COULD'VE FOOLED US?!"

Present.

  • Evensen: "What in the devil was tha-"
  • Icky: "Try not to mind that, just a cutaway."
  • Mervyna: Okay, you clearly have delusions.
  • Brandy: "And you're clearly an egotistical bitch, how about those apples?"
  • Mervyna: Hey now, chill! I see where this is going! Okay, how's about I give ya'll the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe what you're trying to sell is remotely true. I don't wanna end up on everyone's hate list. Espeically not at this time. We're among the few teams that still have good relations with the other teams. Even that idiot Crunk's team, but mainly because of Nusso.
  • Vikie: Yeah. We're also breaking our backs trying to help them out. I swear, since the Radiance headmasters and Aranasia went missing, they've been having a hard time being looked after by the jeer girl. She had enough grief on her plate when her team left and her losing Roswell.
  • Rewbeny: I'm doing the best I can, okay? It's never been a good 3 weeks for any of us. (Sighs)... Roswell and Persia would want us to move on and make things right.
  • Brandy: Yeah, so just get over it. (Rewbeny was shocked by the blunt remark and shed a tear)
  • Evensen:... Really, miss? I'm afraid that you handled it, rather poorly.
  • Brandy: What? I'm just saying.
  • Lola: Brandy, you NEED to work on your social skills.
  • Rewbeny:... Are you SURE you did what you said?
  • Shifu: If all that we said was just a bluff, then we wouldn't be here. But again, on the grounds of a higher power's authority, we cannot say much.
  • Rewbeny: Either that, or you're embarrassed of past mistakes.
  • Melman: Oh we are not embarrised of that! Entirely. It's just that, we're legitly not allowed to speak too much of what's beyond this system. You're just gonna have to trust our word on it. Look, we're not perfect, we're not sugarcoating that, but we're the heroes people need, and not what they want.
  • Uincent: Well you know what? By hurtin' poor Rew's feelings, we may have a hard time believing that.
  • Skipper: Good job, Brandy! Your bitchiness made more critics for us.
  • Brandy: I'M JUST NICE IN MY OWN WAY, GET OVER IT!!!
  • Lord Shen: "MISS BRANDY?! NOW I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WERE ANNOYED BY THEIR DOUBT, BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU ANY RIGHT TO LASH OUT LIKE THAT?!"
  • Brandy: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN GIVE THEM THE CONTEXT THEY WANT WITHOUT BREAKING A SERIOUS PROMISE THAT WOULD PROTECT US FROM BEING PROSICUTED AND JAILED?!"
  • Lord Shen: "THE PROBLEM IS BEYOND THAT! YOU BIT THE HAND THAT WAS WILLING TO BE KIND TO US?! THAT ONLY FURTHER COMPLICATES OUR RELATIONS HERE?!"
  • Brandy: "OH DON'T START THIS WITH ME, YOU OVERGLORIFIVED ALBINO TURKEY?!"
  • Lord Shen: "TURKEY?! WHY YOU INSOBORDENANT MUTT?! NO WONDER YOU FLUNKED OBEDIENCE SCHOOL!?"
  • Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa, Shen, let's not let this turn into a public flame war!"
  • Boss Wolf: "HEY STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU ONE-TIME LAND BEFORE TIME ANTAGONIST?!"
  • Icky: "WELL AIN'T THAT JUST LIKE SHEN'S LOYAL MUTT?!"
  • The Lougers began arguing with eachother and being at eachother's throats, to the awkword surprise of Rewbeny's and Team MUVE! The HA face-palm in embarrisment.
  • Syvar: "(Quietly) So, many, bad guys..... Lost, to them?"
  • Zosimo: "..... Sorry about that, folks. Sometimes the Lougers' eccentric ways tend to get, abit disarrayed at times."
  • Vikie: "..... Wow, and I thought Jojo's team was dysfuntional."
  • Evensen: "Please, I thought all the teams were overall disorganised, but, this..... Well, that changes perspectives...."
  • Rewbeny:... You know? I think I just started to understand what you guys are. (The Lodgers stopped arguing and were surprised)... You're just a bunch of misfits who don't blend well with each other but just inspire unity in different ways... Guys, I think they're not as bad as you think.
  • Evensen: I can clearly see the raw incompatibility in their eyes. They aren't anymore perfect than us.... We apologize.
  • Uincent: "Well, I still question their legitamentcy to an extent, but, I ain't afraid to let these guys show their worth and try to prove me wrong. Besides, anything to have some help against the Grims."
  • Rewbeny: Well, we won't waste your time anymore. Come on. Let's see Team HOTP.
  • The group moved on.
  • Vikie: "..... Ten bucks say the Grims end up not trying too hard to wreck them in the first round."
  • Evensen: "Is that a wager I smell?"
  • Uincent: "Oh you're on, lassie!"
  • Mervyna: "Seriously, guys?"
  • Evensen: "Oh calm down, Merv, there's no harm in alittle wagering."
  • Mervyna: "(Sighs annoyed).... Can't we just go back to practice?"

Team HOTP's Dorm.

  • A Haelic was seen balencing a crossbow-eqsed weapon at a practice dummy.
  • Haelic: "Steady..... Steady......"
  • Another Haelic: "(Regel voice) (Appears before the first Haelic in the crossfire) Hotsa, sweetie-"
  • Hotsa: "DAH?! (PREMATURELY FIRES AND BLASTED THE OTHER HAELIC COMICALLY AS HE SURVIVED, BUT WAS HUMORIOUSLY BURNED!)..... DAMN IT, OCTOVION?! I SAID, NOT TO BUG ME WHEN I AM CONSINTRAIGTING?!"
  • Octovion: "(Coughs smoke).... Sorry hunny buns. I thought figured I spend some of my permitted money from my well wealthy parental units to give you a nice gift. (Brings out an AUU teddy bear that survived the blast, barely)..... Trust me, it looked nicer then this....."
  • Hotsa: "Awwww, Octo-babe, that's sweet of you. I'm sorry I ruined your gift."
  • Octovion: "Oh don't worry darling. I'll have the help restore the thing good as new."
  • A Vellen and an Acetoid were seen laughing!
  • Vellen: "(Brooklyn Accent) Nice shot, Hotsa. You litterally bagged yourself a man! And an expendsive gift!"
  • Octovion: "..... Oh, WHY ARE WE STUCKED WITH YOU UNCULTURED RUFFIANS?!"
  • Hotsa: "Hey, Octy, relax, they're just doing some harmless hazing."
  • Octovion: "HAZING?! THAT VELLEN HAS IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS MORE WORTHY OF PROMOTION IN THE WEAPONS INDUSTRY THEN ONE OF HER TWO MOTHERS?! And she's been a very bad enfluence to the new recruit?!"
  • Hotsa: "Look, I'll talk to them about it, okay sweetie? Just, go back to the room and play with your bottled ships."
  • Octovion: "I don't "Play" with bottled ships! I construct them in the bottles to make perfect tiny replicas! There's a difference!"
  • Hotsa: "Yeah, yeah, do that, I got this. (Sends Octovion to his room and looks annoyed at the laughing duo)...... FOR CRUD'S SAKE, PRAXA, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM SHIT FOR WHAT HIS DAD DID?!"
  • Praxa: "Because his daddy's a racist prick to Vellens? Because his dad said that my spieces ain't naterol? That he compaired my kind to the Grims/Empirids?"
  • Hotsa: "Look, ya can't deny that being a one-gendered race is..... Kinda odd in the grand sceme of things. Like, how are you a thing since you have two moms?"
  • Praxa: I HAVE ONLY ONE, HOTS!!! THE OTHER IS ADOPTED!!!! WE VELLANS ARE ANTHROPOGENIC!!! ASEXUAL!!! WE ONLY HAVE ONE GENDER!!!! WHAT, WAS OCTOVION HERE TOO BUSY M**********G TO ME IN THE SHOWER THROUGH A PEEPHOLE TO NOTICE?!
  • Octovion's voice: AHHGH, GROSS, YOU SEXIST!!! Hotsa is my girlfriend. I would never so something so uncultured! Also, I really have to complain about these paper thin walls! Can't the Council have approved that stronger wall restructing bill for the shcool already?
  • Praxa: Is she just as sexually appealing as me?
  • Octovion's voice:... You Vellens pretty much shame many females of other spieces, so it's not really a fair comapirison-
  • Praxa: Well there you go!
  • Octovion's voice: (Hotsa looks at his room, uncertain of Octovion's serious devotation to their relationship)... Get out!
  • Praxa: What?
  • Octovion's voice: GET OUT OF OUR DORM, NOW!!
  • Praxa: Well, sorry for bringing up a personal opi-
  • Octovion: (Charges out, displaying familiar powers) I SAID, GET, OUT, NOOOWW!!! (He accidentally blasted Praxa out and into debris with a purple flash as the Aectoid and Hotsa looked in horror and the flash was noted by the arriving heroes)
  • Rewbeny: OH NO!! THEY'RE UNDER ATTACK!!! (She donned her weapon and they ran in to see the Aectoid helping Praxa up)
  • Praxa:... Wha... That wasn't tense! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
  • Octovion: (Realises he fucked up and powered down).... Praxa, I-I can explain!
  • Praxa: YOU HAD BETTER!!! Hotsa should dump you for keeping such a destructive se-
  • Octovion: (Displayed the same power through burning purple fiery eyes) SHUT UP!!! YOU ARE A BAD INFLUENCE TO BOTH THE MUTE RECRUIT AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!! YOU WILL DESTROY TEAM HOTP, METATHORICLY SPEAKING!!! I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM?! I WOULD'VE LONG HAD YOU KICKED OUT HAD GWENDYA NOT FORCED ME TO KEEP YOU ALONG!!! YOU ARE A WHORE WHO DESERVES TO BE A SEX SLAVE FOR RONAM FOR ALL I CARE!!! (Praxa was taken back by that comment)
  • Hotsa: Octo, honey, please go back to your room! I'll take it from here!
  • Octavion: WHY?! SHE HATES MY FAMILY AND THREATENED OUR RELATIONSHIP!!
  • Hotsa: (Displaying the same power, shocking Praxa) BECAUSE I AM THE LEADER AND I SAY SO!!! NOW GO!!! (He powered down with a wimpy yelp and left abruptly)... (She noticed the heroes)... Rewbeny?... How much of that did you see?
  • Rewbeny: Enough to know that.... You have a dirty little secret.
  • Syvar: "Well holy shit, you two, and assuming the little one as well, are Censens, am I correct?"
  • Hotsa: "(Gasps), You, you know what Censens are?!"
  • Skipper: "Know them? We even befriended a particular censen from a Boarder-Lands Like System what would LOVE to meet you-"
  • Private: "(Quietly and grabbing Skipper) SKIPPER?! REMEMBER?! (Points to the UIS Probe that quickly hid away)!"
  • Skipper: "..... That is to say, I explain more, but, we're under a goverment obligation to keep quiet until further notice."
  • Hotsa: "You mean, you know other Censens? Please, tell me, what're they like?! I would really like to learn from them!"
  • Skipper: Let's not waste time answering classified questions and tell us why you kept these powers a secret?
  • Hotsa: "..... Well, this is litterally the same world that discriminate grims for being different!? You have any idea how bad Azzhole and the other councilers, minus Rewbeny's mom and Magilon, alchourse, would be to Censens?! The power of Censens, isn't magic, but.... I guess.... Alien, Super powers, or some shit like that? Look, point it, it's not like magic! Me, Octo, and Telexa would be discriminated worse then how grims are treated! We would be viewed no less differently then the Grimaces!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh honey, you shouldn't be afraid of what people will think. Being different is not a bad thing."
  • Hotsa: Here, it is! This school only accepts magic users... Traditionally, since Aranasia wanted equality in the schools. If anyone has known that Myself, Octy and Ter have these sort've things, we'll get expelled and become rejects to socity!
  • Lord Shen:... And how did you and your boyfriend obtain these powers?
  • Icky: "Espeically since this isn't even in the same universe as when we first encountered Censens."
  • Hotsa:... Planets get Uridium when an asteroid originating from it's home dimension crashes on it. That's kinda part of the physical laws of said dimension. There, Newon's laws are increased a thousand fold. Thus an asteroid the size of an island can destroy a planet.
  • Iago: Jesus!
  • Hotsa: Many of these asteroids are rarely seen in space, or so I heard from crazy alien voices in my head. This world had one crash in Meda. Octy's business father and my parents found this as an opportunity to craft new kinds of weapons. Both of us were born with Cerwan's Mutation, so... Well, you get the idea. We felt like freaks when we couldn't control these powers. That's how we fell in love... And became partners who swore to use these gifts as they should be used. Thus we went to Gale Radiance Academy. And... Wait... Telexa?... How did you become a Censen?
  • Telexa: (She gives an unknowing nudge)...
  • Hotsa:... (Sighs) I wish you could speak sometimes.
  • Icky: "Maybe she got it from being exposed to you?"
  • Praxa: "Well how the hell am I still normal after being around them?!"
  • Hotsa: "It's likely your negitive engery makes it diffcult for the Censen powers to survive in you. It's obviously good Censen energy."
  • Praxa: "WHAT?! NO FAIR?! I DON'T GET THE POWERS BECAUSE I TREAT THAT VELLEN HATER'S SHIT SON LIKE THE TURD STAIN HE IS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Wait, what is this about?"
  • Octovion's voice: "DON'T MIND THE VELLEN, SHE'S JUST JEALIOUS THAT MY FATHER IS MORE PREFERED THEN ONE OF HER TWO MOTHERS?!"
  • Praxa: "SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE?!"
  • Hotsa: "Prax, don't start?!"
  • Gazelle: "Okay, everyone calm down! Now, can we get an explanation on what the problem is here?"
  • Hotsa:... (Sighs) Before the exhibition to the Uridium asteroid, there were two Vellans that were gofers of Octo's father. But he just wanted them to look like he had a good luxury. He didn't like Vellans because they were anthropogenic, and were thus all females. Plus... They ruined the whole point... By being lesbians.
  • Fidget: D'oooooooh, what a train wreck.
  • Hotsa: So he just got them better jobs by order of the CEO. They became supervisors. But... They thought that, with their great ideas, they could be the best in the business. Unfortunately... Because of the hesitance on lesbianism and for the fact that Vellans could hardly be taken seriously without males, you know, getting a huge boner, they chose Octo's father instead. As you can imagine, the two and their child didn't take that well and accused him of hating Vellans, and... SOMEONE leaked it and he faced serious controversy and was almost fired had it not been for... My mom, exposing the manipulation. The two were fired that day. Thus... Well, the rest you know.
  • Praxa: IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME THAT GOT THOSE POWERS!! MY PARENTS COULD'VE BEEN GREAT AND MADE GREAT CHANGES!!! THEN OLD MAN PORTCE HAD TO MANIPULATE THE POPULACE TO VOTE FOR HIM!!!
  • Hotsa: Well, by incriminating him just to steal his job may've technically proved him right.
  • Praxa: RACISM IS WORSE THAN WHAT THEY DID!!! THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MY MOMS MAKING THOSE URINIUM GUNS! (Telexa softly snickered) TELEXA, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!! I SHOULD BE THE CENSEN!!! THEN YOUR STUPID MOM HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!
  • Hotsa: What they did was still wrong. It was business fraud, and she did the right thing.
  • Praxa: WELL, YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A RIGHT MIND TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SECRET, AND HAVE YOU OUSTED BEFORE-
  • Hotsa: (She froze her in place with her powers)... You say one word and ruin us out of petty ravenge, and like Crunk, it will not play well, because being frozen out of physical movement will be nothing COMPARED TO BEING SENT TO THE URIDIUM DIMENSION, WHICH IS EXTREMELY POISONOUS TO NON-NATIVE BEINGS!!!!
  • Praxa:... How... Can a universe be poisonous to non-natives?
  • Hotsa: Different physical laws, different spatial element composure, quantum instability, rampant black holes, hostile wildlife, TAKE YOUR PICK!!!
  • Telexa: (She used her psychokinetic powers to immobilize Hotsa and give her a disappointing glare)...
  • Hotsa: Okay, maybe I got a little carried away.
  • Praxa: A LITTLE?! YOU TRIED TO BANISH ME TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!
  • Rewbeny: Yeah, you weren't being very nice to someone whose just having a hard time.
  • Hotsa: SHE THREATENED TO EXPOSE OUR SECRET IN REVENGE!!!
  • (Octovion): AND SHE ALMOST BROKE US APART!!!
  • Hotsa: STAY OUT OF THIS, HONEY!!
  • Octovion's voice: "AGAIN, PAPER, THIN, WALLS?!"
  • Xandy: Well, banishment to a poisonous dimension is murder, you know.
  • Hotsa: "WELL SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S HOLDING A GRUDGE IN A BAD TIME?! I'M SURPRISED A GRIMACE HASN'T PICKED UP ON HER YET?!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL THE MORE YOU ARGUE, THE MORE LIKELY IT'LL BE FOR EVEN A SMALL ARMY OF THEM WILL COME HERE?! AND I FAIRLY BELIEVE THAT MORE GRIMACE ATTACKS IS THE LAST THING THIS PLACE NEEDS?!"
  • Rewbeny: "Yeah, Praxy. You need to learn to be nice. Or else your bad attatude will attract near-by Grimaces."
  • Praxa: "..... Ya know, I don't fucking get what your mom, the Mighty Celestius of all people, sees in you?! Why, isn't Obower the leader, and you are instead?! You're a complete textbook definition of dipshit! You're opening all the gates at the zoo levels of stupid?! It's a damn wonder Tephra actselly lost to you like she did!? Fuck you, fuck this current council, fuck this team, fuck this shcool, fuck the Grimaces, fuck, EVERYTHING?! (Growls angerly)..... I'm going out to smoke a big one. (Stomps on out)......."
  • Icky: "..... Wow. Octo's dad must be a REAL fucking piece of work for her to have THAT attatude!"
  • Octovion's voice: "I HEARD THAT?!"
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) No wonder Attractess was so upset about how her race works."
  • Hotsa: "..... Rew, I'm sorry about Praxa, she usually knows better then that, she's just upset."
  • Duke: "Well ya did kinda attacked her then threaten to basicly kill her. And being exposed as a Censen? That likely made things worse."
  • Rewbeny: "(Sighs)....... Maybe, it's best, we get right into Team IFRD now. We came at a bad time."
  • Hotsa: "Oh don't feel sad. (Brings out a jar of cookies) Here sweetie, have a cookie."
  • Rewbeny happly squees and grabs a cookie and nibbles on it!
  • Syvar: "..... That, feels so cute, it can gave you a heartattack."
  • Icky: "HRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG (Plops to the ground!)"
  • Syvar: "AW COME ON, I WAS JOKING?!"
  • Fu Xi: "..... CAN SOMEONE GET THE IDIOT A DEBILAFIER?!"

Team IFRD's dorm.

  • Two figures in each seperate arena were seen training.
  • Avatan: "Okay Roy. Point is to focus on your resolve, and never relent."
  • Gryphoid: "Pffft! Easier done then said, Ava-tons-of-fun?! LET'S DO THIS?! (The Two started fighting!)"
  • A Roenton with a Jetpack was seen dodging the firing of a Chromodyte!
  • Chromodyte: " (Austrilian Accent) HOLD STILL, YA PRANCING SHOW LONIE?!"
  • Roenton: "(Joyfully laughs)! (Playfully) You can't make me?!"
  • Rewbeny: (The heroes arrived as she giggled) You four having fun?
  • Avatan: (The four were spooked by the group and fell comically)... Aw, damn it, Ravwen! We, were training! Way to make us look like doofueses! Wait.... Doofusi? Doofusen? Doof- BAH?! You know what I mean?!
  • Rewbeny: I brought some new visitors. Seems SMKE accidentally lured them here.
  • Chromodyte: So your the bloodly aliens the nerds brought in, eh? Bah! I don't trust the lot of ya! How do we know they ain't just the Graggs in disguise, or even friends of the Aggressor Empire the Graggs allied with?!
  • Roenton: Or maybe they're their own brand of bulls****ers! Well why don't ya piss off the planet, a-holes?! We don't need anymore alien BS from you as it is!
  • Icky: "Well so much for you dips***s being likable."
  • Avatan: (Begrudgingly rolling his eyes) Look, Frye, even if it is Rewbeny, just be respectful for once. That attitude is how you lost your wings, after all.
  • Roenton (Frye): Says the one who is scared of the world around him.
  • Chromodyte: AW BLOODY 'ELL, FRYE! INFRIN DOESN'T LIKE YA TALKING LIKE THAT, YA BLOODY PRANCER!!
  • Frye: It's not my fault he can't get a life outside this, DILLICE!! He just burns anything he finds a threat even without trying.
  • Gryphoid: It's pathetic. Finds some good in life, for Gods' sake!
  • Frye:... It must be great in that glass house of yours, Roy-Roy! Seriously, I did not know that hypocrisy runs in the family genes!
  • Gryphoid: WHAT?!
  • Frye: "(Starts dodging the Gryphoid) WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP! (KEEPS WOOPING AS HE DODGES WITH THE JETPACK!)"
  • Infrin: "(Quietly) Ahhhh, mother of Celestius. (Openly) Look, Team Rainbow Captain, we have no time to entertain these rabblehousers, we have more impourent things to do! (Turns his back) Royin, stop being a dumb twit, Frye, start acting your own age, and Dillice, act more professional than that alien hate boner you have right now!! We are heading back to training, now?!"
  • Rewbeny: "Aw come on, Infrin, please-"
  • Infrin: "NO, YOU INSUFFERABLE EMBARRISMENT TO CELESTIUS HERSELF!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ELEGANT GODDESS GAVE BIRTH TO AN INSULTING DEFECT LIKE YOU, LET ALONE EVEN MAKE YOU A MEMBER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS AND SACRED TEAM RABO, THE MOST IMPOURENT OF THE REMENA TEAMS, THAT WAS ORIGINALLY MY DREAM UNTIL YOU TOOK THAT!! I SHOULD'VE WON THAT FIGHTING COMPETITION, NOT YOU!! THE COUNCIL HAS CLEARLY PLAYED FAVERITES WITH YOUR POSITION IN POWER!! NOW, GO, BOTHER THE F****G NERDS OR SOMETHING!! I DON'T CARE!! JUST LEAVE!! (Infrin stomps off with flaming eyes)!!
  • Icky: "...... Well f*** you too, buddy!"
  • Team IFRD began to resume their training......
  • Viper: "..... Well, that was, pleasent....."
  • Gazelle: "...... Rewbeny, does, Infrin, resent you?"
  • Rewbeny: "..... Let's just say, he's still very sad about what happened in the contest. I don't wanna talk about it, and Infrin doesn't like to talk about it."
  • (Infrin): "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!"
  • Rewbeny: "(Sighs)..... Let's go to Team SMKE. They would've left for a trip, but Smokelin desided not to answer it. She considers her work more impourent then even anything related to Maya's dad."
  • The group walked off.

Team SMKE's dorm.

  • The same armored up being was seen doing alot of extentive reshurch along with two other collegdes, A Battus Empirid and a Monkey Empirid. A Bipedial Mantis Android was seen pouting.
  • Android: "This unit would like to profess it's displeasure about how you neglected Patriarchal Parental Unit's wishes to see him back home."
  • Armored Being: (Nerdy voice) Ugh, Maya, you STILL haven't fixed that bug of talking like a robot since the tournament?
  • Maya: This unit's positronic brain has yet to get the required repairs. Now please answer.
  • Armored Being: "(Sighs) Look, Maya, I'm sorry, but, my reshearch of what went wrong with the transmission, alongside the fact that these left over Grimace parts offer an extensive chance to study them, are kinda more impourent for the world at a moment then a familial reunion!"
  • Android (Maya): "This unit feels like Smokelin doesn't care for this unit's feelings. Smokelin is not being a Promenan of her word."
  • Smokelin: "Look, Maya, this research is vastly impourent to me! Besides, it's just your dad's typical boring business stuff anyway. He just needs more aid in the relief effort since the Academy headmasters and Aranasia disappeared and Aiess's father is being an ass blaming him for his daughter running away. Peh, it's his fault for betraying his wife by renouncing Aiess's position as heiress to her awful stepbrother. Bad enough the jerk cheated his own wife for her company. Besides, it's not like he needs you for anything impourent."
  • Maya: "..... This unit begrudgingly agrees to this being 100% correct. Patriarchal Parental Unit does not lead an exciting lifespan."
  • Smokelin: "Look, just go with me on this, okay? I know he means the world to you, but..... Right now, the world needs all the info it can get on how to accreately fight against the Grimaces since the fall of Dell Academy right now. I'm sure your dad will understand...."
  • Maya: "..... You won over this unit's forgiveness. Would you like some assistence?"
  • Smokelin: Forgive me Maya, but... Working with you when talking like that... Is, kinda, weirding me out. Just... Just do something with the others.
  • Maya:... Understood. Commencing reunion with other teams. (She left, but then came back in abruptly scaring Smokelin into smashing her head into the computer and the other two into a wastebasket and a keg) Miss Smokelin. The accidental misfired distress transmission has caught up with us. This unit recommends greeting our new guests.
  • Smokelin: "AW, DAMN IT, MAYA?! (Sighs)..... The reshurch's compromised anyway, so, why the hell not?"

Later...

  • Monkey Empirid:... Wow! Is the circus in town?
  • Icky: Okay, this bit is quickly getting annoying AND old!
  • Rewbeny: Guys, I'll just take it from here. These guys are from another dimension, well, a certain some anyway, and stopped some villain dystopia here or something, they can't say much because some space probe is watching them.
  • Maya: This unit has already sensed it nearby and got the details of it's programming. The secret is safe with me. We can help each other.
  • Rewbeny:... Oh... She still talks like a robot.... (Sighs) I miss the old Maya.
  • Smoklin: Look, I appresiate that aliens NOT the Graggs have desided to take time off their busy alien sheudgules to help us out, but, and, try, not to take offence to this, but... We didn't call for some otherworldly misfits. The call, was purely meant for the Mage Council. It just ended up appearing to you aliens by dumb accsident. Again, I'm not against you people helping us, but, it feels for the best you just continue back into space. We're capable to handle our native problems just fine.
  • Battus Empirid: Uh, Smoklin, babe-
  • Smoklin: Oh what did I say about babeing me, Kevon? I've got a lot of time to make our favor to Torchwood and Almana pay off, and I don't need anymore delays. We need to be more proactive and make sure things like this destruction don't happen again. People hardly trust Almanians since Tephra turned the whole world against us, ignoring that she was a mere indvidual and the cloest she represented was herself and her illegitimised mother Occultra. And even then, she would've saw the light had Crunk not been the stupid ass that he was and kept her on it! If I wasn't a polite sort, her already damaged face would be at risk of further damage to the point that it won't be rekindiseable as a face. But then again, I am a polite sort, so..... Well it's why I'm more of a studier then a fighter.
  • Icky: "Then why the fuck are you inside a team that's among a series of teams that's dedicated to fight witches and nightmarish abominations?"
  • Smokelin: "Well, I didn't wanted to be a cowerd hiding behind a desk, that's why. I mean, I still don't do too great a deal of actual violence, but, I provide smoke aide for my friends, so, that counts for something?"
  • Shenzi: Okay, freaky robot thing-
  • Smoklin: Not a robot, actselly.
  • Shenzi:... Then what's with the getup?
  • Smoklin: Do you know anything about Promenans? We have weak immune systems and need life-support. If you have so indeed saved our dimension, the least you can do is get an education.
  • Boss Wolf: Give us a break, kiddo, learning about countless alien races is like trying to keep up with the many years of past comic book continuity. It ends up feeling like homework!
  • Maya: Or like trying to count all the grains of sand at the beach. The difficulty is added with includsion of the sand in the water.
  • Boss Wolf: See? The robot mantis, thing, gets it.
  • Maya: This unit is designated as Maya Blunt-Grant.
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah sure.
  • Smoklin: Ugh, what do you guys want from me? I'm kinda in a bad mood since my experiment was ruined. And would you believe, it dampened what would otherwise be an exciting event to meet aliens, and actual friendly ones, also not the Graggs, for once!
  • Batty: Well, what's this about you guys having country trust issues?
  • Maya:... This unit is-
  • Squidward: Okay, no offense, but we need to hear from the leader.
  • Smokelin: ".... Did you just interupted Maya and acted like her opinion doesn't matter to you?"
  • Sandy: "(Smacks Squidward)! Dang it Squidward, sometimes I wish you were zapped to be like Spongebob again?!"
  • Spongebob: "Oh trust me, you'll regret that later when he ends up overwealming your life."
  • Smokelin: "..... Ya know what? I actselly wish it was the Graggs again?! At least they would have respect for Maya! Albeit, not for the right reasons and more like only for their own nefarious purposes. I'm sorry, but, I refuse to co-operate, with anyone, that doesn't respect my friends?! Cause it may as well be like, ya don't respect me?!"
  • Squidward: "Aw come on, I said "No Offence", what more did you wa- (Smokelin started to spray smoke onto the Lougers and the HA) (COUGHS)!"
  • Smokelin: "Off with you, shoo, shoo, shoo!"
  • The Lougers and the HA were forced out of the dorm!
  • Smokelin: ".... Come back, only when you value the opinions and words of my friends..... If, if that's okay with you. (Leaves)......."
  • Rewbeny calmly walked out.
  • Rewbeny: "If it helps Lougers, Smokelin doesn't believe in holding onto grudges. But all the same.... It wasn't very nice to snub off Maya like that. Espeically since she's the daughter of a powerful and enfluencel general of the planet."
  • Lord Shen: "SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF A POWERFUL GENERAL?!"
  • Rewbeny: "Of this planet."
  • Zosimo: "..... Oh dagnabbit Lougers, why do ya'll have a habit of making sour first impressions?!"
  • Gazelle: "Squidward, why did you have to disrespect Miss Maya like that?!"
  • Squidward: "Oh come on, the Pompomaminian or whatever was the one who over-reacted here?! I can see why they need help getting back in line. They're a bunch of drama queens and weenies."
  • Rewbeny: Hey, she had pain of her own in the past, so if don't know her, you can't judge her.
  • Squidward: Well, we're not going anywhere with getting you guys to focus on the mission by not explaining anything. You and that hothead is enough delay as it is. So before we meet this last team, you'd better stop being a pansy and explain. What is with you and Iffy-whatever, and what's the deal with Smokey and that robot?
  • Rewbeny:... (Sighs)... Fine. I'll tell you about me and Infrin. But I'll save the other story until after we've met Team UMBR. Simple as that. See... Me and Infrin... Were part of the same classes as me and Roswell when we were being taught by Uncle Felox....

Flashback

  • (Rewbeny): (She was seen sitting romantically with Roswell, who was a Tamma-Jeerien hybrid) He was a traveler and exchange student from Meda who had... Anger issues.
  • Blue-Eye: (Appeared like RWBY Qrow and yet was a dark brooding Celeste with dark masquerade on his face)... So... You guys ready to learn?
  • Tamma: GET ON WITH IT, DRINKY!!!
  • Rewbeny: HEY, LEAVE MY UNCLE ALONE!!!
  • Tamma: Hey, it's not my fault he's a drunk who thinks the universes' are against him!
  • Opigoid: The class would go a lot faster if you shut up!!!
  • Wellan: Well, being an ass isn't going to help.
  • Jeoqon: Neither is stalling just to get out of class, ya schmuck!
  • Reefean: Well, I-
  • Infrin: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!! ARBASUS' BLESSED SACRIFICE, WILL YOU ALL JUST LET THE POOR GUY SPEAK AND NOT WASTE HIS TIME?!
  • Cuthan: Hey, now, don't be such a hothead.
  • Murthan: (Chuckles) Yeah, you'll burn down the place.
  • Infrin: I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, YOU SON OF A-
  • Blue-Eye: (He scracthed the chalkboard as everyone got comically agitated)... Don't need any of that today. The headache of my last hangover's bad enough already. Anyway, now, as you all recall, the official placement of new leader of Team Rainbow is still up for grabs since, well, no one seems to want to pitch in voluntarily.
  • Opigoid: "Probably because it sounds gay!"
  • The Students laughed, but Rewbeny, Roswell, and Infrin!
  • Infrin: "HEY SHUT IT?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BEING ON TEAM RAINBOW IS A PREGITIOUS HONOR TO HAVE REQUIRED TO ANY ONE INDIVIDUAL WORTHY OF IT'S LIGHT?! TO HAVE IT WOULD UPBRING THE GREATEST HONOR TO ALL LANDS?!"
  • Blue-Eye: "Uh, yeah, what the hot-head said. (Some snickers were heard). Well, guess what? Celestius and the council decided to treat that honor like it was a trophy for this upcoming fighting contest to pretty much have a shortcut to finally get Team Rainbow a leader already. Anyone can enter and try to win. You'll have to fight through opponents' in a tournament, in the style of this chart that looks like a freaking tree, (Points that chart out), and the one who reaches the top of it, gets the job. So that means you snobs need to start paying attention, capishio?"
  • All Stdents: "Yes, Blue Eyes."
  • Blue-Eye: "(Hiccups). Yeah that's more like it. Now open up your grimace textbooks to chapter, whatever. Just get to the required page on the chalkboard, okay?"
  • (Rewbeny): "Out of the students, Infrin was the most determined to become captain of the team. He really, really, really, REALLY wanted it badly! It's because he came from a family that barely acknowledge his existence, growing up in a family of a lot of brothers and sisters."
  • Infrin looks at a picture of his ridiculously extended family.....
  • (Rewbeny): "He, was so very determined, that come the day of the fighting contest, he took quick advantaged that the other students didn't took this very seriously and just plowed them through!"
  • Infrin was seen pretty much kicking ass of the other students, at one point he literally kicked someone IN THE ASS!
  • (Rewbeny): "He made it up to that we was fighting against me."
  • (Squidward): "And let me guess: He lost to you, didn't he?"
  • (Rewbeny): "Actually, he won, almost anti-climatically."
  • Rewbeny was cartoonishly screaming as her tail was lit on fire and landed her tush into a bucket of water!
  • Infrin: "..... (LAUGHS OUT LOUD?!)....... THAT'S, THE DAUGHTER OF THE GREAT AND WONDERFUL CELESTIUS!? WOW, YOU ARE, A FUCKING EMBARRISMENT?! I, AM A SHOO-IN FOR THE POSITION AS CAPTAIN OF TEAM RAINBOW?!"
  • The Councilers in the royal seats were over-seeing this.
  • Necromandos: "...... Wow, Celestius, Young Infrin made a complete joke out of your daughter."
  • Elliot: "Completely without preferable bias for a fellow elemental if I do say so myself, I believe Infrin is fit for the job."
  • Mentos: "Oh yeah, he has AWESOME leader and fighter material. Though he could use an extra dose of humility. (Infrin was seen doing a victory dance as he was doing the worm while still laughing like a jackass)."
  • T'imes'ream: "Unquestionable. He's the new Team Rainbow hotshot."
  • Naterius: "He feels natural for it, man."
  • Cyants: "The position fits him like a glove!"
  • Azzhole: "I'll settle for almost anything at this point just to get the positions filled already. He'll do, the hot-tempered mess."
  • Celestius:... No!
  • Infrin:... No?
  • Other Councilers: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!"
  • Celestius: You may've been the victor, Mr. Reddle, but you were completely reckless. Many of those competitors were hurt badly by you. That's the last thing Team RABO needs from their leader. Sorry, but that display calls for disqualification.
  • Infrin:... You can't be serious! I won fair and square!
  • Celestius: Do not talk back to the leader of the Mage Council. We're not going to allow Team RABO to have a leader as reckless and mean to students for a simple act of bullying. That display calls for elimination. Therefore, my daughter is the winner.
  • Rewbeny:... YAAAY!
  • Infrin: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! I SHOULD BE THE LEADER OF THE TEAM, NOT THAT DUMB IDIOT!!!
  • Blue-Eye: Mr. Reddle, life isn't fair. My sister has spoken. I suggest you respect her choice.
  • Infrin:... (He looked angrily at Rewbeny who looked innocently at him)... THEN I'LL PROVE THAT CHOICE WRONG!!
  • Celestius: WHAT? (Infrin attacked Rewbeny)
  • Elliot: Annnnnnd just like that, Elementals will have a bad name out of this event.
  • Necromandos: "It'll never reach the level Necromancers are still trying to crawl out from."
  • Azzhole: "Oh congradulations, Celestius...... You just slammed the Council's name into the mud! And for that embarrisment of a daughter?! What do you even SEE in her?!"
  • Celestius:..... SECURITY!!!
  • Infrin: (Fighting Rewbeny brutally and roughly) I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOUR MOTHER WAS TOO SOFT TO USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO MAKE YOU LEADER!!!
  • Rewbeny: THAT WASN'T LIKE HER!!! JUST, JUST TAKE IT EASY, INFRIN!!!!
  • Infrin: NEVER!!! I'LL PROVE TO THEM JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT AND WEAK YOU ARE!!! I AM THE RIGHTFUL LEADER WHO EARNED THAT TITLE!!! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! (Roswell appeared with security)
  • Roswell: You will not lay a finger on her! You are under arrest for high treason to the Council.
  • Infrin: Oh look! The brave knight comes to save his girl. Well, he can watch you burn!
  • Roswell: I SAID YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING HER!!
  • Infrin:... Watch me! (He was shot unconscious before he can incinerate Rewbeny)...
  • Roswell:... Are you okay, babe?
  • Rewbeny:... Thanks to you. (Roswell helped her up) I... I can't believe this happened. I knew he had anger issues, but... I never thought he'd do something like that.
  • Roswell: Well, he's going to explain it to Headmistress Vellumshare. This was a dishonorable act.

Present

  • Rewbeny: He would've been expelled after that if it wasn't for the fact that Opinaphona was so easily forgiving. She instead made him the leader of Team IFRD. He's hated me ever since.
  • Icky: "Well no shit he acted out like that?! The guy worked up his whole life to get to that point, and the rug was pulled out under him?! He honestly felt cheated?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well yes. It was like he was promised Shangra La but got the slums of Beijing instead! Of course he would be upset! The world literally owed him that prize, but because he pushed too hard, the world, just refuses?!"
  • Rewbeny: Well, Mom didn't want the team to be as reckless and merciless as he as at the time. Sure, he wasn't, happy with team IFRD, because he considers that team to be the most disorganized joke of all the teams, considering, Frye's immaturity, Dill being a bit of a social paradox, and Royin being..... Royin.
  • Shifu: "Well in all fairness, he felt like that you were given the position because of unfair favorism, regardless that you had earnestly lost and were proven to be unfit for leadership."
  • Rewbeny: Well, mom told me that the loss didn't really count, and it wasn't because of her playing favorites. And keep in mind, this was before, the Celestial Eyes, like, way before. She said I had many great quilities, like, how I'm against hurting others even when they were REALLY being mean, because hurting them would just worsen things. But.... Trust me, the council were still very unhappy with her because of what she did, even Naterius, and he's usually very relaxed and chill about a lot of things. She was suspended from her position for weeks because of what happened. Grandpa kept her decision from being undone though. I was still a member of Team Rainbow ever since.
  • Gazelle: "Well, what did your mother saw in you that she would be willing to take such a public relation nose-dive like that?"
  • Rewbeny: Well, like I said. I have many great quilities.
  • Duke: "Per exsample, besides the being a real sweetheart?"
  • Rewbeny: Well.... She said I was much stronger than people say I am. Wasn't sure how, until I ended up disfiguring Tephra with my Celestial Eyes when she murdered Roswell. Keep in mind that I kinda lost it when it happened, and would never go that far knowingly. I mean, I know that I really didn't like what she did, and I mean, REALLY didn't like it, cause, Roswell wasn't even a Grim hater NOR an Empirid hater and he was robbed from his life because the school he was security for was brought forth by the council, and, I know it wasn't very nice of her for any reason, but..... I would never hurt someone that fiercely knowingly. I figured she would've teleported or protected herself. I don't want Tephra to hate me more then already established for that.
  • Shifu: "You mean you didn't wanted to make it personal?"
  • Duke: "Look, kid, she took someone you cared about. It's only fair in love and war. But, it's great that your not remorseless about it. Certainly makes you more approachable then half of the numbnuts of this joint."
  • Rewbeny: "Still, I don't want anyone to hate me for any reason?! That's why I'm prone to give in to peer pressure and always agree with the majority. I don't want people like Infrin to think poorly of me."
  • Icky: Well, that's the problem! That guy clearly hated your guts because your mom decided you were better because, reasons. He went all that way for nothing. He was disqualified because he played a bit to rough, which is what fighting can be like when you think about it, while not in a tournament, but fighting nonetheless. He won, and didn't get the prize he sought. How would you feel if you won yet lost at the same time? You wouldn't take it well, now, would you?
  • Rewbeny: Well, to be fair, we know that violence is not morally acceptable and Opinaphona knew he was reckless in his goals. He would break any legs to reach them, and he didn't know it was going to backfire until it did. So he is still given bad glares to this day for his actions and for almost killing me out of jealousy.
  • Icky: "Well that's not gonna stop him from still feeling betrayed and cheated by the system. He earnestly felt that he should've been the boss of your team. That's like winning a hot dog eating contest but the other guy still beat you because he didn't had the table manners of Po!"
  • Po: "Hey!"
  • Icky: "Well it's still a good example and a hard truth, live with it! In Hothead's eyes, Rew. He thinks you're an entitled dumbass spoiled brat that got into this position undeservingly because your mom decided to screw the rules and place you there, while he got stuck with a three set of jackasses."
  • Rewbeny: "..... I.... I never, looked at it that way......"
  • Shifu: So I can see why you didn't wish to talk about it. It would've made your family and the Council look bad.
  • Rewbeny: You think? Mom has made many mistakes for the greater good, but this one gave me a frenemy. He almost killed me. Everyone would easily blame mom for making him a huge jerk who was cheated out of something he worked so hard to get, even if it was for good intentions. She had enough of a bad reputation as it is when she had her own team here before she and Uncle Felox were Celeste. We didn't need such info leaked outside our homeworld. It would shatter me if I let that happen.
  • Icky: "Then it would probuly be bad to remind you that we're monitored by the big alien goverment that made us promise to not talk too much about where we came from. Cause now they know about that too!"
  • The UIS Probe was seen as Rewbeny looked as it quickly hid!
  • Rewbeny: "Eeek?! Oh no?! They're not gonna tell, are they?!"
  • Gilda: "Don't worry, they pretty much want the entire planet to remain a secret. Blabbing that info out would hurt their already shattered secret about this place more then already. In fact, they were litterally freaking out when that message reached the HA's bosses."
  • SpongeBob: Also, it would piss them off even more if we talked about them, so that's all you'll get about them.
  • Rewbeny:... Okay, I won't worry about it. Now come on. Let's go meet Team UMBR and get the story of the Academy's destruction over with.

Team UMBR Dorm

  • Japanese Mahogany-Red-Haired Umber Augean: (He was seen training with a black Ferran, as a female bright-eyed Macorlean and a strong Vocerkan with scratch marks and scars on his body were at the sidelines watching, as their abilities sparked the arena)... UGGGH! I still feel this strength is not good enough to beat Occultra.
  • Ferran: (Brooding Russian Voice) Look, Master Ue, we've done this the entire day. We need food, water, and rest, and so do you.
  • Macorlean: (Smartassy voice) Same. You can't keep doing this anymore.
  • Vocerkan: (TFS Krillin voice) Yeesh man, I mean, good grief, how in San Monickous are you not passed out already!?
  • Augean (Ue): (As the heroes came) I almost lost everything no matter how much I fought. This is not enough to stop what else is out there. They're not going to be less merciless just because we asked. We need to be ready.
  • Ferran: Well, working yourself to death is not going to fix it either. This is obviously as good as you're gonna get.
  • Ue: We still got defeated with no effort even today. We have to be fully prepared if we're going to stop things from getting worse.
  • Vocerkan: Yeesh. And I thought Annora was cartoonishly unrelenting. He can't possibly still be standing. What kind of steroids is he on? Do uh.... Do I have to report it to the Council since all the Teachers are incognito right now, orrrrrrrrrr.....?"
  • Ue: "NO YOU COWERDLY IRONY TO THE NAME OF THE VOCERKANS?! I AM NOT UNDER DRUG ABUSE?! I, AM TRYING TO IMPROVE MYSELF?! SOMETHING THAT YOU AND THE MACORLEAN SHOULD BE DOING NOW?!"
  • Vocerkan: "Hey, I'm just here because my parents wanted a son to brag about. I'm basicly bragging rights incarnate. I didn't asked to be here!"
  • Ue: "..... (To the Macorlean) And you?!"
  • Macorlean: "Drafted against my will because of my brother's stupid prank gone wrong to worse."
  • Vocerkan: "Wow, he sounds like a dick."
  • Macorlean: "Ugh, like you won't believe."
  • Ue: "UGGHHH!? FINE?! (The two stopped fighting)...... This training was going no where anyway. (Angerly leaves back into his room)...."
  • Vocerkan: "Yeesh. He looks as if everyone pissed in his crunch berries today."
  • Ue's voice: SAYS THE ONE WHO THINKS EVERYONE HATES HIM!!!
  • Vocerkan: BECAUSE I FEEL UNIMPORTANT, JUST LIKE YOU!!!!...... Oh god damn it, why did I encourage him? Also, man these paper-thin walls, we NEED some sound-proofing here!
  • Ue:...... (He came out)... Given what I've been through... Maybe we ALL are! Being the butt of all jokes is NOTHING compared to everything you treasure being destroyed around you. We never could protect the Academy no matter how much or how hard we fought. If we don't be at our best, then we'll fail miserably.
  • Ferran: The only way to fail is to give up.
  • Ue: Oh-ho! I don't think that's true at all. Defeats are failures in battle.
  • Ferran: Well, there's more to the saying than that. If defeats occur, giving up because of that defeat is true failure. This is no better solution.
  • Macorlean: Mury hit the nail on the head. You treat this like it's the end of the world. You let what you saw get to you, and that's what they want. Refusing to give up entirely even to near-death is much worse than giving up. Why are you taking this so seriously? You survived, and that's all that matters. Why are you so determined to do this to them and us?
  • Ue:... (Sighs)... The major theme of Grim horror, is that it ties to the occult. The unknown. The concern about the future. And the occult dives down to Grimcraftian horror, or Verse levels. Outer God levels. Their main instinct is... Hopelessness. Insignificance. How tiny and unimportant we are in the grand scheme of things, and how inevitably, we will be destroyed, consumed, or turned into mindless slaves, by beings... That we can't even begin to comprehend. 
  • Vocerkan: "Actselly, they're all about assentually being magical emos."
  • Ue: I believe in hope. I believe there's always a solution. Always a way to win over evil. Then these Outer Gods, or just witches and warlocks that think like them, exist to tell us, that no, there is no solution. There's no way to pull through in the end, AND I REFUSE TO ABIDE TO THAT!!!
  • Vocerkan: "Well that kinda depends on the context of the situation-"
  • Ue: All the people we love, everything we do, everything that makes life worth living... INSIGNIFICANT?! WHAT KIND OF SICK, HEARTLESS, SOULLESS, AND DEFEATIST FOOL COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT?!
  • Vocerkan: "People with depression problems? Cursed spirits? Stereotypical 50's cartoon villains?"
  • Ue: WE ARE ALL IMPORTANT. EVERYTHING WE WORKED HARD FOR, IS IMPORTANT. If, if things turn out different, and if Occultra is allowed to get the Seasonal Mages' power and the relics-
  • Vocerkan: "Doesn't she already have all of that at this point?"
  • Ue:... Okay, I'll rephrase that...... If she is able to finally put all that power and the relics to use... Then we're doomed! Because there's nothing else we can do. Outer Gods have the power of a single universe, and they tell us what we can or can't be or do, and if we don't agree to it, they have us destroyed, and there isn't a goddamn thing we can do about it. I train us to more than the best of our ability because if we couldn't beat Tephra before it was too late, and I couldn't save my entire way of living no matter what, then how can you expect us to go with the flow like that?
  • Vocerkan: "Well, the way I see it, she could've just as easily stolen those powers just to be a bitch to us and not letting us having them back until we apologize about mistreating grims, and/or at the very least fire Azzhole."
  • Ue: LET ME FINISH, IDIOT?! We need to be ready for anything these false Outer Gods have to throw at us, whether a fabrication or not. I want more than anyone else here, to stab Occultra in her heart, SO I CAN SCREAM IN HER FACE, THAT WE MATTER, AND WE ARE IMPORTANT!!!!
  • Vocerkan: "Assuming she doesn't instintly die from the heart stabbing. Heart-stabs are generally insta-kill."
  • Ue: I DIDN'T MEAN ACTSELLY DOING THAT, IDIOT!! I meant overwealm the grim to prove that we are impourent! Every single one of us is important. It's deplorable to believe that we are nothing, and it's more so when that's a motivation for evil.
  • Vocerkan: "I'm pretty sure she and the other Grims are like this because Azzhole's kinda being the one who's doing the whole "Your not Impourent" Mumbo Jumbo to them and that they're only acting out because no one seems to question that a tenticled salamander thing always seems to get away with it-"
  • Ue: RUDEN, YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT, YOU IDIOT!! That's what Grims are. They are agents of insignificance.
  • Ruden: "I, don't see how they can serve an abstract concept-"
  • Ue: OH, SHUT UP ALREADY!! STOP RUINING THE GODDAMN POINT!!!! Don't you see?... We don't know what they're trying to do, whether it's to make us feel sorry, to have equality, to have the Council punished, to have Azzhole punished... Or if they're nihilists.
  • Ruden: "Well frankly I don't see alot of evidence of nilisum, so, maybe they are trying to get equility, in an, albeit over the top way?"
  • Ue: Uggghh, still you miss the point, idiot?! Either way... We can't wait. We can't wait to find out. Whatever sick plan they have... It's wrong and I can't stand by seeing those vindictive mindf***ing bullies watching us squirm.
  • Ruden: "Tecnecally, to the Grims, the surface people are being the vindictive mindfucking bullies watching THEM squirm, Azzhole being the worse one, obvs, and-"
  • Ue: AT LEAST LET ME FINISH, STUPID!? I want nothing more, than to watch them die for what they did to us.
  • Ruden: "Well if they are just doing this to get rights, it kinda makes you the monster here, now does it?"
  • Ue: I am not doing this to be ironic?! I do this, because it's the right thing, and I will not rest, or stop at anything, to save us all.
  • Ruden: "Good grief, and people say Azzhole's pretentious."
  • Mury:... You... You're scared of losing everything, aren't you?
  • Ue: "Duh, no, I, I fear nothing-"
  • Ruden: "Oh for Pete's sake, dude, it's written all over your-"
  • Ue: YOUR IDIOTIC WORDS TIRE ME?! (He smacks Ruden right into a wall as he screams)
  • Ruden: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... (The Krillin Counter appears and was about to add a point)
  • Krillin Counter: "(Sounding like Abridged Krillin) Hey wait a second, that's not Krillin! (Poofs away)."
  • Mury: "...... What was that?"
  • Icky's voice: "Oh sorry, that came from us. Random gags tend to appear when we are around."
  • Ue looks to see Rewbeny as does Mury and the Macorlean.
  • Ue: "..... (Sarcasticly) Alchourse. Celestius' idiot progigy. How honored are we to be graced by you."
  • Thunderclap: "Aw, great, he hates you too?"
  • Ue: "Hate, is a negitive word..... I just believe that Celestius should've not comtaminated Team Rainbow's historic honor by letting her be the leader reguardless of how Infrin had won fairly. I don't say I have a problem with Rewbeny and Celestius, persay, I only felt that Team Rainbow's honor is tainted by the political stunt she pulled."
  • Lord Shen: "So, you merely don't liked that Celestius did this?"
  • Ue: "Alchourse not. The tourniment was a sacred Remenaian tradtion, dating back to the world's founding, and she soiled it, because she desided to pick a faverite. Worse enough that she was of blood. It ended up making Infrin feel like that he didn't matter, that he was insigifigant."
  • Icky: "Okay, Sean Keanan, dial down the zealotic seal of approveal, there. All you said just proves that your pretty much Azzhole's perfect bitch!"
  • Ue: "...... Excuse me?"
  • Icky: "Well yeah, I mean, good GRIEF?! What, did Azzhole himself feed you that garbage about Grims being agents of the idea of insignifigance or something?"
  • Ruden: "(Was surprised of what he heard)..... I'm, gonna go order take out. (Cowerdly ran off)!"
  • Mury: "..... I'm, staying out of this. (Marches off!)"
  • Macorlean: "Oh, I'm gonna stay around and watch the show. (Gets some AUU Popcorn). Finally something interesting around here."
  • Ue: "(Fighting off anger)...... Master Ura'nus, has no influence in my beliefs! My beliefs, stem back to my family for generations?!"
  • Icky: "..... So, did your family came from Grim Hunters too, or, or what?"
  • Ue: "I bare no linage to the extinct profession! Though my family in our bloodline fought grims, we sought after all agents of insignifgance! My family has hunted down any and all who would rob the people of their hope and impourence."
  • Icky: "Ya-huh, so basicly, you're nothing more then a useful idiot for Azzhole to use then?"
  • Ue: "IDIOT?! HOW, DARE YOU?! I, AM PERHAPS THE ONLY SERIOUS ADVERSARY TO OCCULTRA HERE?! I, AM NO FOOL?!"
  • Icky: "Buddy, your family worships a clearly crackpot religen that can be used by a-holes like Azzhole into being their puppets used to torment a misunderstood minority. Azzhole may've not invented your family's beliefs, but he's clearly taking advanage on how crazy your family is."
  • Ue: "CRAZY?! Are you trying to suggest, THAT I'M INSANE?! (Wildly twiches!)"
  • Fu-Xi: "Hey you said it, not him."
  • Ue: "(GROWLS MADLY?!) I SHALL FIGHT FOR MY HONOR?! (CHARAGES AT THE LOUGERS, WEAPON DRAWN?!)"
  • Gazelle was able to pull out the Uniter blade and instintly defeat Ue before he can react!
  • Ue was sent flying into the building and crashed in!
Goofy Yell!

Goofy Yell!

  • Ruden's voice: "Oh, hey Ue, you just came in right on time for me to list the Take-Out orders! I'm ordering Zoianese! Want any?"
  • Ue's voice: "..... Make mine, fried eggs and trice."
  • Ruden's voice: "You got it, Ue. Huh. Sounds weird when I say that."
  • Macorlean was laughing uncontrolably!
  • Macorlean: "I totally wasn't expecting it, but it was awesome all the same! That Zealot, needs to be taken down a peg every once in awhile! (She laughed until stopping when Ue was heard crying)... Wha... (Everyone goes inside to see Ue crying)..... Oh my God, you're actually crying?"
  • Ue: I'M NOT CRYING!! I'M NOT!!
  • Macorlean:.... Holy shit! You really are scared about losing everything. Not surprising given your family-
  • Ue: SHUT UP!!! (Everyone was surprised)... You all don't get it! I HATED my family!...
  • Ruden: "Could've fooled us with that speech you were making."
  • Ue:..... They all had a religion, and when I smashed it into reality because it made them look dumb, they were just wrecks who couldn't possibly conceive importance without faith. They were STILL dumb to think like that. Therefore I wanted nothing to do with it anymore. So I left. Then their infamous insignificant semi-atheist cult sought to do to everyone what I did to them. I ended that cult and kept them from harming people. I sent my parents to prison because they were too dumb to be free. That's why I became afraid of thinking like them when my life almost got destroyed and Occultra gained the last Seasonal Mage's power AND the relic. I hated them for giving me no respect for my dignity and couldn't accept reality even if it stabbed them in the hearts. I don't want to think like them because it's that way of thinking that turns those poor Empirids into Grims.
  • Ruden: "Ignoring that some Empirids could already be grims because of linage or that other facters could've contributed into something, or just for because it sounds hip to be different and spooky to them. Oh, and we do have to consider the existence of Non-Empirid Grims. They're a minority, within a minority."
  • Ue: Ruden, please, just, let me finish!
  • Ruden: "Okay, okay, Ruden commentary is off. Ya see? Ya could've just politely asked to start with."
  • Ue..... Beryl? You should be ashamed for laughing at that. What if you had horrible upbringing and I laughed at you for it? Would that be funny?
  • Macrolean (Beryl):... I don't have to answer that.
  • Ue: Then no wonder your life almost fell apart. You are just so broken up by your relationship with an Empirid AND your brother's joke that you exhaust it on us. You're clearly no better than him.
  • Beryl: OH YOU GONNA DO THAT CRACK, HUH?! APOLOGIZE?! NOW!!
  • Ue: NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR BEING AN AN UNCULTRED WRENCH?!!!!
  • Gazelle: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!!
  • Ue: NO, YOU CLEARLY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!! I HAD AN EMBARRASSING UPBRINGING FROM RELIGIOUS NUTCASES WHO WERE BLIND TO REALITY, AND COULDN'T SEE IT WITHOUT ACTING RATIONALLY. THEY ARE IN AN ASYLUM WHERE THEY BELONG AND I STAND ALONE, SCARED THAT I'LL BE JUST LIKE THEM!! IF YOU WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG, THEN BY ALL MEANS, PROVE YOU'RE WORTH MY TIME!! WHY SHOULDN'T I BE CONCERNED ABOUT A THREAT I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND?!
  • Gazelle: "...... Because your already turning into the very thing you don't want to become. You still held on to the religen you claim to reject. You said your done with it, yet like a bad addiction you cling to it."
  • Ue: "I-....... I.......... I........ What........ What am I even doing anymore?"
  • Mury came back in....
  • Mury: "..... Rewbeny, perhaps it's best for comrades to leave. Ue is clearly in existenceal crisis."
  • Ruden: "Oh thanks for the head-up, Comrade Obvious."
  • Mury grabs Ruden.
  • Mury: "Don't, force me, to hurt you...."
  • Ruden: "...... (Scared Reflex) QUACK?!"
  • Mantis: "..... What up, with the random duck sound?"
  • Mury: "Scared Reflex. Happens every once in a while. Now, seriously, Rewbeny, please give us space."
  • Rewbeny: "(Sighs), Yes Mr. Mury. I'm sorry about how they behaived."
  • Mury: "Don't apologise for that. Not first time outsiders question Ue's life choices. (Mury, after letting Ruden proceeded to escourt everyone out)."
  • Ruden: "..... IIIIIIIIII think I may need to change my pants."
  • Beryl laughed!
  • Ruden: "OH HA-HA, YOURSELF?! MURY SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME?! LIKELY LITTERALLY, SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME?!"

Outside.

  • Rewbeny: "..... Everyone, I'm sorry if this tour wasn't very fun. Please don't hate me for it."
  • Gazelle: "Oh don't worry sweetie, it helped us saw what was the matter with the teams."
  • Icky: "Eeeeeeyup! Team J-Cap is lead by a hopeless loser, Team CD-MOO is lead by a blind loyalist who's arguing with someone who REALLY thinks otherwise, Team CNES is lead by a still learning asshole, Team Smitin has a leader who sometimes argues with his ironic waterphobe friend, and were kinda doubty at us, (Quietly) No freaking thanks to UIS, (Openly), The MOVE IT seisured us, Team HOT-P has a dirty Censen secret and a litterall hot-ass bitch of a problem, Team Inford are assholes, Team Smoke Pitched us backed, and Team Dumbars has an existentical crisis Not/zealot problem. WOOOOOOW, I seen REAL messes in my day, but these clowns? WOW?! How are the Grims not already calling the shots by now?!"
  • Rewbeny: "I'd, be offended, if it wasn't right. It's still mean, but, it's accreate meanness. I'm sorry they gave a bad impression."
  • Bubbha: "Ahhh, don't worry. At least some of them were neightberly."

The Story of Dell Academy's Fall/Grimace Trouble

Flashback

  • (Rewbeny):... Well, in the days following up to the destruction... We were having an annul tournament to test the skill and knowledge given by the four academies in the four kingdoms. Aranasia herself was there as always, and so were the four Academy headmasters and representatives of each kingdom. All the teams here competed. We had one or two problems, but the biggest one was three exchange students named Tephra, Berilia, and Kickstart. We didn't know until it was too late that they were secretly evil and working for Occultra. We met Maya when she actually could talk normally and was meant to test synthetic soldiers in the tournament. But what caught our eye of an evil under our noses... Was how we got disqualified from the tournament.
  • Obower: (She saw what appeared to be Kickstart attacking her as she punched his leg off, then got surrounded by security as she discovered she actually punched his leg off out of nowhere)... Wha... What happened?!
  • (Rewbeny): Obower punched Kickstart's leg off thinking he attacked her first. Thus... Torchwood and Roswell had a conversation with us in our dorm.
  • Obower: IT'S THE TRUTH, WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!? I SAW HIM ATTACK ME FIRST!!!
  • Torchwood: "Look, I am not suggesting that we don't believe you. It is no secret that Kickstart is, kinda an asshole. He is known for.... Unprevoked acts of aggression. It's not about the matter of who attacked first, it's how well you handled it. And young miss? Ya gone needlessly nuclear on him! Look, we get that Kickstart's a known trouble maker, and honestly, isn't neesersarly a likeable student. But this is suppose to be a shcool about taking the high road! And that, was your mistake. Ya didn't, took, the high road. Look, I know Celestius is gonna strangle me for this, since you and Rewbeny are her daughters and all, but..... Team Rainbow has to be out of the compition."
  • Obower: "Wha........ ARE YOU OFF YOUR BUG ROCKER?!"
  • Torchwood: "Look, I am not doing it for a known asshole! By all means, he's a dipshit that deserves what he deserves! It's just the prinicipal of the matter! It wouldn't be fair to other disquilifived students who did stupid things that Team Rainbow is pardoned from this because, they're team rainbow! Do you seriously want this to be a repeat of how Rewbeny became leader and have even MORE students blindly hate you because of faverisum?"
  • Obower: "...... No sir."
  • Torchwood: "....... Look, if it helps, Celestius, is likely, gonna give me HELL, for this! You and Rewbeny are her daughters and she wants to see you two succeed! My job is on the line because of how I have to follow the protocals here! She can litterally have me fired if it were not for the other councilers putting her on a tighter leash! At least know that I am just as unhappy to do it as you are for having to deal with it! The last thing I want for Maya's speical day, and/or the millatery's plans for cyber-soldiers, is to deal with your mother's scorn for only following the rules the shcool implamented?! Okay? I'm, I'm not happy about this either! And Celestius will never let me hear the end of it?! Look, if you want, come tomorrow, I'll suspend Kickstart for being ass, indiffently! So you'll be even at the least! Okay?"
  • Obower:... (Sighs) Yes, sir.
  • Torchwood: Good. Glad we agree on this. (He left)
  • Roswell:... O... Are you sure you saw him attack first?
  • Obower: HONEST!!! I don't know what happened. He attacked me, and I end up discovering I actually attacked him out of nowhere.
  • Roswell: "Well, your lucky that since Kickstart was known for unprovoked attacks, you weren't accused of lying, so it wouldn't be like you were uncreditable in that front. Too bad Torchwood had to follow protocals because, millatery guys are all about the rules."
  • Obower: I don't know if it was a hallucination brought on by excitement or whatever, but you have to believe me, not just for me, but for my sister.
  • Roswell: Well lucky for you that I believe you already. Alchourse, it's not to say Torchwood doesn't believe you, it's that, well reguardless of Kickstart being an ass, ya did went rough on him. Torchwood was about rules, so, even if he did believe you, he sitll has to follow them. I've seen this trick before. Some tense users can create mental illusions. But... Here's what makes it hard to believe: Security disables tense abilities temporarily to prevent any audience members from using them to cheat. But again, since Kickstart's an asshole who attacks for shit and giggles, it wouldn't be like it's, unbelieveable.
  • Obower: "But why did Torchwood still punished me and Team RABO for it?"
  • Roswell: Because he wanted to avoid the repeat of the controversey on how Rewbeny still got to be leader dispite losing to Infrin. It was mainly to show that Team RABO are not above the rules. And besides, he fairly said that Celestius will give him shit for it, so it's not like he did it to spite you or cause he liked Kickstart. Anyway, back to the security protocals. Well, usually..... They are UNBELIEVABLY thorough. Someone sneaking in with their tense ability is nearly impossible. So it's unlikely such an audience member can sneak in while keeping an ability to create mental illusions.
  • Obower: "Then explain how Kickstart was able to fake me in attacking him first?"
  • Roswell: "Admitingly..... I never said the security was foolproof. Just hard to get pass. Someone like Kickstart, well, being Kickstart, could've found a way cheat security and be able to get a tense in anyway."
  • Obower: "Well, other then assumingly just because he wants to be an ass to everyone, what does he have to gain from that seriously?"
  • Roswell: "Well, best case snerario, ish, he plans to pick a faverite fighter to win the tourniment cup..... Worse case..... Well, let's hope he's not being THAT extreme."
  • (Rewbeny): I was sure that hope would come for us since Roswell promised to keep security watchful of a tense user who can create mental illusions. But he never answered. I went to see what was going on... Only to learn... That it was all part of a bigger game. (She arrived into a hall in the arena to meet Kickstart)...
  • Rewbeny:... Oh, Hi Kickstart.
  • Kickstart: "Sup, sweetcheeks? I heard that Maya and Persia are going up..... Then I became abit concerned... I mean.... Polarity and metal? Just a heads up, things may go to shit, real fast."
  • Rewbeny: "..... Kickstart, what're you up to?"
  • Kickstart: "Well, how's about a hint? It's not to do any fighter a favor and it's not for a prank. For you see.... Teppy's got one hell of a Half-Time event in store..... Staring, The Grimaces."
  • Rewbeny: "Wait, but won't the Grimaces end up going after everyone- D'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Kickstart: "Congradulations! You're not a complete idiot?!"

Arena

RWBY Volume 3, Chapter 9 PvP Rooster Teeth

RWBY Volume 3, Chapter 9 PvP Rooster Teeth

  • Announcer: "Okay, the C-D-R Tourniment is already WELL into the Semi-Finals, which may as well be the finales since Team Rainbow got disquilifived thanks to Kickstart being an asshole."
  • Crowds: "Awwwwwwwwww."
  • Celestius: "WHAT!?"
  • Torchwood hid behind his seat.
  • Torchwood: "(Quietly) Maybe I should've just let her off with a warning."
  • Announcer: "And now, our final match, between Team Smoke's Maya, Vs. Persia Nikki of Team JACP."
  • Maya: "...... It's a pleasure fighting you. (Robotic squee)."
  • Persia: "...... (Quietly) That is suppose to be the future of our millatery?"
  • Announcer: "Fighters ready? 3, 2, 1........ FIGHT!?"
  • Maya and Persia began to fight in alou of the video!
  • The rest of team SMKE were cheering on for Maya!
  • The rest of Team JACP were cheering as well!
  • Berilla was eating some AUU popcorn.
  • Berilla: "This is gonna be some show, Miss Tep. Espeically after when your done."
  • (Tephra): "Will you focus?! You need to start the illusion!"
  • Berilla: "Aw come on, this is an earnestly good fight! I wanna see where this goes first!"
  • (Tephra): "(Groans)! Why am I assusiated with such an idiot?!"

Rewbeny's location.

  • She and Kickstart were having an intense stand off.
  • Rewbeny: "..... Kickstart, you need to say you're sorry for messing with my sister like that! And, pretty much for trying to plan a Grimace attack!"
  • Kickstart: "..... Make me, cutie-patootie!"
  • Rewbeny: "..... Say, you're, sorry!"
  • Kickstart: "And I already said, MAKE ME!"
  • Rewbeny: ".... Only because you asked for it! (Charges, but Kickstart gave a roundhouse kick!) DOW?! (CRASHES INTO THE WALL!)..... Okay, that's it, I'm telling Roswell! (Brings out her phone, but Kickstart's foot turns into a ray gun and blasts the phone) HEY?!"
  • Kickstart: "..... Hey, listen, uhhhh..... Sweetcheeks? How's about we keep this a private fight, eh?"
  • Rewbeny: "..... Then how's about tag instead?"
  • Kickstart: "Well then bring it on- Wait what?!"
  • Rewbeny speeds passed Kickstart and smacked him aside the face!
  • Rewbeny: "TAG, YOUR IT?!"
  • Kickstart: "AWWWW, MY FACE!! AAAAAAAHHHH, SON OF A GRIMSISTER!!! (Sees Rewbeny making a run for it) Tep, ya better come through with this, or the whole thing's a bust!! (Starts running after her)"

Arena

  • (Tephra): Enough tomfoolery, Berilla?! Make that illusion count! Kickstart is struggling and Persia is not going to get her magnetic powers increased unless she gets a... Push, in the right direction.
  • Berilia: Oh would you relax?! Yeesh! Just trying to enjoy a good fight while I work, Tep! (Maya and Persia were still battling until Berilia has entered that point where her tense is being met)... ("Oh there we go!") (Maya was about to unveil a super-powerful rocket attack, but in thanks to Berilia's manipulation, it ended up looking as if, to Persia, she over blew it and fired more then the nessersary rockets)
  • Persia paniced and used a powerful magnetic deflecter sheild, but in so canceled out the illution and showed only the actual amount of rockets heading to Maya!
  • Maya: ".... Not goo- (A rocket hits her as an epic exploudtion was seen!)"
  • The Audience gasped!
  • The Councilers and Headmasters gasped!
  • Torchwood overdramaticly gasped!
  • Torchwood's superior stares disappointed at this.
  • The Exploudsion subseeded and reveiled a barely stable Maya.....
  • Maya: "..... Note to self..... Don't, use rockets, on Persia. (Falls apart almost comedically!)"
  • Torchwood: ".... MAYA?! (Zooms off)!"
  • Torchwood made it to Maya and held her head!
  • Torchwood: "Maya, Maya! It's, it's okay! Daddy's here?!"
  • Torchwood's superior arrived.....
  • Torchwood's superior: "...... I told you it was a rediculious idea to make the first cyber soldier into a tweenage girl, Torchwood?! Thanks to you, the project's gonna be canceled?! Your stupid ideas destroyed the future of millaterrised robots forever?!"
  • Torchwood: "(Angerly) Well good, you remorseless jackass?! I never really gave a shit for something Celestius would never approved of anyway?! She hates the idea of subugating robots into our conflicts?! You're the real idiot to think she was gonna listen to that?!"
  • Torchwood's superior: "...... I will have the brass HEAR ABOUT THIS?!"

Elsewhere.

  • The Grimaces, which had a legion of zombifyed clowns with weapons in relacement of hands, Raptors that can pop-out wheels and be raptor-bikes, Preying Mantises with Anaconda heads for arms, Frog heads witt tenticles and centpedes for tongues, Three-Headed Monkeys with random asortment of cultural hats, Giant Spiders with Tenticles protruding from it's thorax, a series of Grimaced Pterasaurs, Dragons, and Giant Wasps, as well as giant lumbering saurapods with Ankysaur heads, as the creatures sense the sorrow and began to charge torwords the arena!

Arena

  • Torchwood: "YA KNOW WHAT?! GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT YOU WANT?! I DON'T CARE FOR THIS JOB ANYMORE?! (CRIES), I, I ONLY CARE FOR MY DAUGHTER?!"
  • Rewbeny arrived and saw what happened!
  • Rewbeny: "(Gasps and covers her mouth)..... Maya......"
  • Torchwood's superior: "(Growls angerly!?) TORCHWOOD?! YOU INCOMPIDENT ANNOYING JOKE?! (A Shadowy figure began to form behind Torchwood's superior) I AM GONNA HAVE YOU COURT-MARCHICALED FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE?! YOU- (Scary Laughter was heard as the People began to gasp) You...... You....... (Looks behind him to see a Grimace Clown)....... Glown, Glown, Gg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g, GLOWN?!"
  • The Glown began laugh crazily as he showed his sythe hands!
  • Torchwood's superior screamed as the Glown attacked him off-screen as the audience stared horrifived!
  • Torchwood: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEH?! He's gonna feel that in the morning!.... If he survies. (A bloody thud was heard)..... And, that, doesn't look like he did!"
  • The Council stared shocked, the Team stared shock, but Berilia just sat back and watched.
  • Berilia: "Best, half-time, evah!"
  • (Tephra): About time, you half-wit. Now it's my turn.
  • More Glowns and the other Grimaces charged in from the entry ways of the ground arena, as some Glowns have managed to get into the audience seats!
  • Announcer: "GRIMACES?! GRIMACES ARE ATTACKING!? PLEASE ESCAPE THE ARENA DOME IN AN ORDERLY- (Laughter was heard) NO, OH GODS NO?! GET AWAY FROM ME?! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO- (Slice and splatter as Laugther was heard throughout, causing the Audience to panic and run as they tried to escape the Glowns, but they came getting in from all enterences and exists and as some of the Grimace Beasts began to climb the audience seats and some arial grimaces flew into them, as the heads of the Giant Grimaces loomed over the stadium roof and began to open their mouths filled with black magic smoke.)"
  • The Present Teams began to mobleised and began to fight back against the creatures, except Ruden who cowerdly hid away and started to Quack complusively, causing a Glown with sisscer hands to notice him and charge after him, as Ruden screamed like Krillin and started running!
  • Aranasia: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! 
  • The Councilers began to moblise to fight this as well, The Headmasters simply going to evacuate what they can!
  • Torchwood was at a emotional distress and held onto Maya as Glowns and a Bike-Raptor began to close in!
  • Torchwood: "At least, we'll die togather, Maya!"
  • Persia charged in and smacked away the Grimaces, turning them into more black smoke that goes to the mouth of the giant Saurapod beasts, which starts a process of regeneration.
  • Persia: "General, get Maya out here! Get to safety! (He did so)"
  • Aranasia: (On a phone in a safe location) WHY ARE WE STILL RECORDING?! BROADCAST, YOU NEED TO KILL THE FEED, WE DON'T NEED THIS CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA!!!
  • (Broadcast Operator): Something's wrong! We lost control of the cameras! We can't stop the broadcast!
  • Aranasia: WHAT?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! (Suddenly the transmissions turned red and showed an ominous figure)
  • (Tephra): (She spoke as everyone fighting or otherwise watched and listened in horror) This is not a tragedy. This was not an accident. But this is not being done for the hell of it, neither. This is what happens when you hand over your trust, your safety, your children, to those who claim to be our guardians, but are, in reality, no less mortal then you all. Our academies' headmasters wield more power than most armies, and one's brother was audacious enough to control both. They cling to this power in the name of peace, and yet, what do we have here? One nation's attempt at a synthetic army mercilessly blown up by another's star pupil. What need would Almana have for a soldier disguised as a tween almost entering her teens? I don't think the Grimaces can tell the difference. And what, I ask you, is Gwendya teaching her students? Espers and Esperesses should carry themselves with honor and mercy, yet I have witnessed neither. Perhaps Gwendya, or Aranasia, even Celestius for that matter, felt as though this tournament in particular would help people forget their controversial choices to betray Infrin his reward out of parental love, and distract from the Council's fatal choice of trusting Azzhole. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue as to who is right and who is wrong, but I know that the existence of peace is fragile, and the leaders of our kingdoms conduct their business with iron gloves. (Berilia left as Roswell noticed and followed) As someone who hails from the underground kingdom of Meda, I can assure you the situation there is... Equally undesirable. Our kingdoms are at the brink of war, yet we, the citizens, are left in the dark. But not with eachother. But with the very populace you mindlessly discriminate without care or much reason other then a past not even relivent to Remena.... The Grims. We, quite frankly, have grown tired of your dispicable mistreatment, and now, this shall be our time to finally rise! So, I ask you, when the first shots are fired... Who do you think you can trust? Here's a final hint: It can't be your goverment, because they failed, MISERABLY!! (The broadcast ended)
  • Aranasia: "..... This is a dishastor?! (Makes a run for it!)"
  • Kickstart: (He met back up with Berilia as she was shocked by a face-palm print)... Yeah, I know, it's a mess.
  • Berilia:... (Turns to Rewbeny) What, did, you, DO?
  • Rewbeny: Sorry, he was kinda trying to prevent me from- ..... Hey, wait a goshdarn minute! YOU SENT HIM TO STALL ME!!!
  • Berilia: And the idiot finally gets it. That was not cool of you doing that to him! That's why we're not letting you go any further!
  • Rewbeny: Uh, is it not too late to say sorry?
  • Kickstart: "Depends: TAG, (Leg turns into Pulse Gun) NOW YOUR FUCKING IT?!"
  • Kickstart knocked Rewbeny out with a pulse kick!
  • Kickstart: "..... DAMN THAT'S SATISFYING?!"
  • Berilia:... Teppy's going to love this.
  • Roswell: (He fired from behind with his rifle/scythe/naginata)... Get away from her, you BITCH!!!
  • (Icky): Oh, nice movie reference- Oh right, you're suppose to not know what that is.
  • Berilia: Hey wise up, rosy! I can really mess ya up if I wanted to!
  • Roswell: YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH! (The firing continued as Berilia wasn't able to focus on another illution as the duo made a run for it) STOP! (Roswell went after them) (On radio) All units, I found out the guilty party members who helped cause the Grimace attack!! Block out any exits not already crawling with Grimaces!

Meanwhile...

  • Torchwood: (Was seen back and having recovered from his loss) ALL UNITS!! TAKE ACTION!!! NOW!!! (One of them didn't respond as everyone was knocked out by Sherby as she freed Ronam)
  • Ronam:... Took you long enough, ya Polygamy whore?! (Sherby angerly closed the bars)..... OKAY, OKAY, I TAKE IT BACK?! (Sherby opens them again) Ya really shouldn't be so easily triggered, ya know? Now get me out of here?! I don't want to be an accsidental causalty to Occultra's freak brigade! (Sherby takes Ronam out and ran off holding him) SO LONG, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAARS!! (The two get grabbed by A Grimdactyl on the way out heading torwords a dark mountain) GAAAAH?! HELP ME, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!!!!

Roswell's Location

  • It looked as if he finally cornered Kickstart and Berilla.
  • Roswell: "I finally got you two, right where I want you! Pranks and cheating were one thing, but, ORGANISING A GRIMACE ATTACK?! WHAT DROVE YOU TWO TO THIS?!"
  • Kickstart: "Well gee, Rosy! Why don't ya turn around and find out?!"
  • Roswell turned to see Tephra riding in on a raptor bike! She stopped it, and got off of it.
  • Tephra: "..... If ya know what's good for you, Roswell..... Ya let the idiots go. You should be more concerned about failing to keep the ignorent populace safe from the Grimaces."
  • Roswell: "... TEPHRA, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR INSTIGATING A GRIMACE ATTACK!!"
  • Tephra: "... Big mistake, dips***! (Force-pulls Rosewell quickly to her, and impaling him into her claws).... After all this is done, handsome..... You'll realise that you were in the wrong end of this fight. (Magicly zaps Roswell into nothing)... Okay morons, let's get out of here. Half-Time will end eventually."
  • Berilla: "Aw, but can't we stay to enjoy the show?"
  • Kickstart: "I barely even got to see it!"
  • Tephra: "I MEAN IT, YOU MORONS!! By the time the Red Prodigy wakes up... It'll be too late. NOW GET ON THE GRIMACE RAPTOR BIKE?!"
  • (Rewbeny): After that and before I finally awoke is a little unclear since I wasn't there, but... The rest of my team tried to find me, Persia tried to stop Tephra from stealing the last Mage power and relic, and the teams were trying to quell the Grimace invasion. But... That wasn't the only concern. (Sharp Fang members came in on dropships with Adiom)
  • Adiom:... All right boys..... Let's make things even more inconvinent then already! (The Sharp Fang jumped off of the dropships and began to attack the arena!)
  • Torchwood: "AW COME ON?! THE SHARP FANG?! NOW?! IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRIMACE ATTACK?! AND THE GRIMACES AREN'T EVEN ATTACKING THEM?!"
  • Soldier 1: "I think it's possable they're in cahoots, sir?!"
  • Azzhole: "(Arriving) ALCHOURSE THE GRIMACES WON'T ATTACK THE SHARP FANG?! THEY'RE GRIMS?! I ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE OF OCCULTRA'S PEONS?!"
  • Torchwood: "Sir, we aren't in any position to fight back?! We have to focus our engery getting the people out of here?!"
  • Azzhole: "And give those creatures the satisfaction that we're cowerds?!"
  • Torchwood: "WHAT'S MORE IMPOURENT?! THE LIVES OF THESE PEOPLE, OR WINNING A GRUDGE MATCH?!"
  • Celestius arrived!
  • Celestius: "Torchwood's right, Ura'nus. We must retreat! Protecting the people is more impourent now!"
  • Azzhole growled?!
  • Azzhole: "...... (Quietly and angerly) You win this round, Occultra. (Openly) Begin the evacuation protocals! Abandon the arena and get any lucky souls out of here now?!"
  • Torchwood: "Thank Celestius, litterally! You're making sense for once! Begin the evac boys! This battle's long lost?!"

Tephra's location.

  • The trio arrived to a well decorated room within the arena grounds as Tephra magicly opened up the case to a relic and the Season Mage power within.
  • Kickstart: "Okay, great, we got the stupid relic with the overglorifived magic juice. Can we go back to the Half-Time show already? I heard the Sharp Fang is joining in and I would hate it if I miss out on Azzhole being forced to turn tail and ran!"
  • Tephra: "Focus?! We need, this power. (Grabs the relic and the power within it). Besides, Mom isn't much for delays! We may as well-"
  • The Raptor Bike was tossed across the room screeching and crashed, as it turned into dark smoke and flew away across the room, assumingly back to the Giants to regenerate....
  • Persia was seen.
  • Tephra: "....... Hey, bitch! Ya owe me a new Raptorbike!"
  • Kickstart: "Aw man, and I REALLY wanna see that half-time!"
  • Persia: "You three, aren't going anywhere! Occultra is about to end up causing all this trouble for nothing!"
  • Tephra: "Not if I play this right, it won't! How's about a little one-on-one, a private fight between you and me! Winner gets the relic, the powers, and, basicly not dying. I kinda don't need to explain the lose condictions since it's self-explanatory."
  • Persia: "It doesn't have to end like this, Tephra. I know you grims are not really like this. I know all this is part of an extreme way to teach us all a life lesson. I know what Occultra really wants to do under that Nilist Gaise. I know her real plans. And if you don't surrender the relic and the Mage Power unconditionally, I will tell the world about it. I know for that once a Grim's true intentions are made known, their power starts to weaken. That would mean that the Grimaces will go back to being the spirits of creatures and persons long since passed, the world does get fixed and be free from Azzhole's stupidity, but without this. I, am litteraly the key, to halting Occultra's plans of doing it her way."
  • Tephra: "..... Then I hope you realise it means I'm gonna have to make you disappear, right? I can't afford mom's plan being cut short like that. This, is litterally the only way Azzhole can be stopped?!"
  • Persia: "...... Then prove it."
  • Tephra: "..... Your funeral, Barnity. (She absorbed the Fall Mage's energy from her stasis pod)...  But soon after this..... You'll be thanking us!"
  • Joman: (Charging!) PERSIA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
  • Tephra: "AND JUST LIKE THAT, I'M BACK INTO CHARACTER?! (Fires a blast!)"
  • Persia: Joman!! GET BACK- (She gets him out before Tephra incinerates her and hides)
  • Tephra:... Search the grounds. (Kickstart and Berilia left)... You can run, but you can't hide. (Persia summoned her mobile locker)
  • Persia: Joman, you need to go! Go to Dell and call for help! I need to keep Tephra from escaping. If she leaves with that power... There's no stopping her.
  • Joman: You can't! You saw how she almost killed us! I won't let you do- (Persia kissed him for a brief time as she placed him in the locker)... PERSIA, DON'T!!!
  • Persia: I don't have a choice! Just go! (She blasted him away and she began fighting Tephra as this music played)
Batman v Superman - Soundtrack - Is She with You? (Doomsday Battle)

Batman v Superman - Soundtrack - Is She with You? (Doomsday Battle)

  • Tephra: (Sees Kickstart and Berilia) I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!! GO FIND THIS CUNT'S LITTLE FUCKMATE! GO!!! (They left as Tephra and Persia continue fighting)
  • Persia: "It won't matter what you have your minions do, Tephra. it won't be your desteny to succeed in this."
  • Tephra: "Funny thing about desteny: It's an inconsistent, fickle, bitch?! (They continued fighting for the entire track until Tephra used an arrow which came apart and reformed to finally strike Persia in the throat as Tephra turned her to ash)... Pity. I was honestly expecting a real fight."

(Adiom's Fight Against Bella and Obower)

  • Adiom was seen sitting in the stands and watching his forces and the grims chase after the retreating forces!
  • Adiom: ".... Well this is so insultingly easy it just makes the Sharp Fang's presence here redundent. I can only seldom guess what Occultra needed my aide for..... Wouldn't you fine ladies agree? (Obower and Bella were seen not too far from him.)......"
  • Obower: ".... So you're Adiom........ Honestly, from your name, I figured you'd be a bovine Empirid."
  • Adiom: "Apologies about the name, love. Adopted name in cause of being from an adopted family. No thanks to Azzhole having my birth Grim home demolished and destroyed, with my family still in it! So it's not gonna be too hard to guess why this organisation is chummy with Occultra all of the sudden."
  • Bella: "All this, just to get rights to Empirids and Grims?!"
  • Adiom: "Well, see Belly dear, Occultra enlightened me on this. Getting rights in this garbage of a world can only go so far! She told me that these rotters can't be trusted to not turn on our kind the moment they get it! So, for a more absolute way to secure ANY liberties here..... Remena will have to become the new homeworld for Empirids! A new Empirid world, where Grim Magic's the accepted magic, while your fancy parlor tricks and what the Mage Council idles all googly-eyes at, are the new minority! A world, where you're the ones that are made to live in decrepted slums and we get all the nice things?! A world, where WE get to treat you family murdering basturds like s*** as much as we want, the only difference that with the Grimaces on our side, ya can't exactly just revolt, now can ya?! They'll smell that unsavery behavior and WHAM?! A rebellion crushed before it was even a thing! I call that a fitting punishment for the lies the Council said about Remena being where magic was all accepted?! And you Bella? Ya could've been apart of this..... Ya know..... I'm in a good enough a mood to accept you back into the Fang. Your parents would love it if you do and accept what your kind's true desteny is about to become. Ya may deny it, but deep down, you're a real Grim at heart, young lady. So stop pretending that you're like the surface rotters and come back to your REAL family, eh love?"
  • Bella was losing her nerve.......
  • Adiom: "..... (Comes down).... That's right.... Don't fight it.... Now..... (Opens up his arms)....... Come to Uncle Adiom......"
  • Obower: "....... OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T?! (Charges with her weapon drawn and began fighting Adiom who quickly defended himself as he drew his red sword) YOU ARE NOT GONNA MALMITULATE HER BACK TO YOUR SIDE?!"
  • Adiom: "OY, YOU STUPID WRENCH?! THIS, IS, A PRIVATE, CONVERSATION?! (He kicked her into a daze)"
  • Bella: ADIOM, THIS IS INSANE!! I DIDN'T WANT THIS!! I WANTED EQUALITY!! I WANTED PEACE!!
  • Adiom: Well don't get me wrong, love, so do I! I just desided to be realistic about it and NOT stick to the impossable route!
  • Bella: NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!! (She attacked as Adiom overwhelmed her and pinned her)
  • Adiom: Oh, you're bringing out that Zoian Fortune Cookie shit on me, eh love? Well given how much we struggled to follow these hopeless passive quests for peace, I don't think that crap got us anyway, now did it, love? Nothing we did EVER worked before I showed up. This, may not be pretty and cutsy or approbeate for a children's cartoon where muscials slove everything, but I assure you, Bella dear, by the gods, this is the true, if not only, path, and you? Ya following a path with no bloody end. These stupid people would rather accept a cold discriminitve world where blowing up homes with innosent grim and empiryd families is normalised then question the ethics behind this shitty planet! So why not be ironic and deliver poetic justice where THEY have to be the ones constinelty looking over their shoulders in fearing of rampent discriminaters with no serious fear of consinquences because of being in a socity that treats Grims and Empirids like animals and sub-races? And don't think crashing this party is gonna change anyone's damn mind about you and other misguided Grims and Empiryds that dare fight on the wrong side of history! You and certain others are already accused of being double agents as it is! They'll just say that this mess was just as much your fault and those others and overlook whatever nice thing you did like it was a myth! Ya may as well give up on the xenophobic basturds and go back to what makes sense!
  • Bella: I'M NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ALL THIS!!
  • Adiom: Oh, I think you will, if you care so much about them. If you accept, we can bring a world with a better future, one with no Azzhole and Assholes! But if you don't... Well, you'll come around after all's said and done. And as I set out upon this world and deliver the justice we have craved for so long and give the punishment Non-Empirids and Non-Grims greatly deserves... I'll make it my mission to destroy everything my enemies have ever loved! Now, rather extreme, I know, but hey, our said bloody enemies did the same thing to us, so, why not adopt the 'eye-for-an-eye" philosophy? And I think I have to give a firm exsample in why this side SUCKS! Starting with..... (Obower recovered and attacked) HER!
  • Bella: OBOWER, WAIT! (Adiom struck with his sword) NO! (Obower fell slowly as her arm was severed) NOOOO- (Adiom smacks her down)!...
  • Adiom:... So choose! It's them, or me! (She sobbed softly)... Suit yourself! I hate to do this to a fellow Empirytd, but don't worry.... You'll understand when you get there! (He sliced her in half on the center, only to find she was a shadow clone while the real Bella retreated with Obower)... AWWWW, PISS! YOU ARE MAKING THIS STUPIDLY MORE COMPLICATED THEN IT SHOULD BE?! (He threw red throwing stars at them as Bella struggled to avoid them) BOYS?! HELP ME OUT WITH THE PISSERS?!"
  • The Sharp Fang Troopers began to charge after the retreating duo!

(Rewbeny's Celestial Eyes, Later...)

  • Rewbeny: (She and Tephra were at the top of the tower as she woke up)... Wha... What happened?
  • Tephra: Oh, the progital retard rejoins us! Everything has just been done. The Grimace and Sharp Fang Half-Time Show, was a smash hit. The Fall Mage's power and the relic are mine. (She teleported the relic away)... Your teammates are gone, your friends are gone, your school is gone. Even your boyfriend was stupid enough to talk down to me, and he paid for his life. (Rewbeny was shocked). Aw don't be too shocked, he was pretty much a security guard in a world that discriminates against a group of magic capable people that can create freaky creatures out of thin air with the souls of the long dead and some Grim Magic. What did you THINK, was gonna happen? That he was gonna come out on top? I mean, isn't that why they have Esper and Espesses for? To go after my kind? And another thing! Did you honestly think you had a chance against Occultra? Well you were wro- (Rewbeny softly sobbed) (Quietly) Oh sweet Grim Night, is she seriously crying? I know she has the mentality of a 5 year old, but damn girl?! (Openly) Hey cut that crying out, act your age and let me egg you on about how this world sucks?! This is what happens when you treat people in different ways however you want without considering the consequences. Your mother was WAAAAAAAAAAAY stupid to choose you. What did she possibly saw in a moronic bimbo like you, to- (A scream and a flash occurred which started scaring the Grimaces)..... Ohhhhh shit. Maybe this is what mom meant about running my mouth off.
  • Rewbeny: (She displayed eyes with colorful flaming quantum flares) YOU KILLED ROSWELL?!? (Her eyes caused quantum damage that defeated and black smokeifyed most of the running Grimaces)
  • Tephra: Okay, can we talk about this?! You're usually a nice girl, right? Look, Grim Magic is basicly an advanced form of Necromancy, I'll bring back your boyfriend like nothing happen! I'll even bring back Persia as a bonus to- (Stops as she saw the further shock and uncontroled anger on Rewbeny's face).... Oh great Grim Night, why did I have to bring that up- (Rewbeny gets intense) Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT?! (She was consumed by the flare) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (As she came out screaming graphically with the inflictions on her face) (She was in too much pain to concentrate as Rewbeny stared at her with her Celestial Eyes as Tephra looked with her remaining eye, and slightly distorted face)... (Tries to speak, but only speaks in gross gibberish!)
  • Rewbeny: GET OUT OF OUR SCHOOL!!! NOOOOWWWW!!! (She scarred Tephra more as she screamed and vanished and Rewbeny caused a quantum implosion that brought everything to white)
  • The flash faded, as the confused Councilers arrived as the left over grimaces really began to ran off!
  • Azzhole: "..... What in the bloody devils of Wraemontir was that?!"
  • Naterius: "Something that harshed out the Grimaces' bad karma, clearly."
  • Necromandos: "That power was even too much for Re-Giants! And they can handle anything! This, this force, basicly blasted the negitive grim engery back into Occultra's couldron?!"
  • Mentos: "I knew Persia can do it?!"
  • Elliot: "Assuming she even CAN do this!"
  • Magilon: "..... I'm afraid, Persia's no longer among us."
  • Azzhole: "OH DON'T TELL ME THE PHATHIC WHELP DESERTED US?!"
  • Magilon: "By desert, you mean gotten slained, then yes."
  • Azzhole made a surprised face as a quack was heard......
  • Azzhole: "...... Well...... I felt like my, unfortunate naming's well justifyed now."
  • Necromandos: "Oh most indeed, you enturnally angry, whatever you are?!"
  • Cyants: "Wait a minute everyone! Before we get off topic! If it wasn't Persia...... Then who the hell is behind this?"
  • Celestius: "..... Rewbeny! (Flew up into the roof of the building and found Rewbeny lying down, crying.)..... Rewbeny! Why are you crying? You saved the city, and, erm. (Saw that the school was in utter ruin)..... What is, left of the shcool......."
  • Rewbeny: "(Sorrowful) What good is that, if I can't even enjoy it with Roswell no more?"
  • Celestius was about to ask, but then realised what she meant....
  • Celestius: ".... Oh baby..... (Hugs her to comfert her) It's, going to be okay......"
  • The Rest of the Council arrived, and saw what is occuring......
  • Azzhole: "..... Our savior..... IS THAT WHELP OF A CRYBABY?! OF ALL THE INDIGENT THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME TODAY?! I-"
  • Magilon: "AHEM!? (The Councilers, even Azzhole, flinched)..... Perhaps, it is best if you leave me and my family to deal with this, alone."
  • The Councilers teleported away.
  • Magilon turned to sorrowfully looked at Rewbeny and Celestius, and walked up to comfert them as well.
  • Blue Eyes arrived himself, but couldn't bring himself to comfert Rewbeny, not out of indifference, but because he has his own method of coping with loss: Drinking.......
  • Blue Eyes: "(Sighs)...... And just when things were looking up, too......"

(Later...) Praxa's location.

  • Praxa arrived angerly and leaned onto the walls.
  • Praxa: "It is just not FREAKING fair?! That discriminative piece of garbage gets away with everything! (Brings out some cigerettes) Stupid Octo, turning my BFF against me like that?! (Picks out a cig) What does she ever seen in him? (A Large Monkey hand held out a lighter for her) Hey thanks mack. (Uses the Lighter to light her Cigerette with it and proceeds to smoke) I mean, how am I suppose to play nice with the son of a discriminator, am I righ- (Makes a surprised realisation face as she turned to see a Noevil ape with three heads, the middle head with a top hat, the right head with a sombero, and the left head with an asian straw hat, a Preyer Grimace Mantis as it's anaconda head arms hissed, and a Tentatoad as it brought out it's centapede tongue in full display.)....... Oh please tell me this is just Annora, Coxwain, and Infirin's dumb bug friend playing a prank on me. (The Grimaces nodded their heads no.)...... Aw fuck me. (Runs as the three Grimaces charged after her snarling!) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?!"
  • The other Teams and the Lougers and friends heard the scream!
  • Rewbeny: "Oh no! Straggler Grims! Left overs from Tephra's attack!"
  • Hotsa: "PRAXA!"
  • Praxa was cornered into a wall by the three Grims as they closed in!
  • Praxa: "Just my luck I got cornered by a Noevil, a Preyer, and a Tentatoad! This could not get worse!"
  • Motorcycle sounds are heard are some Clownz are seen riding the Raptor Bikes coming this way!
  • Praxa: "CLOWNZ AND RAPTOR-CYCLES?! AW GIVE ME A BREAK?! (The Anaconda arms of the Preyer Grimace grabbed Praxa) No no no! I didn't meant litterally! HELP?!"

(Aftermath of the Straggler Grimace encounter)

RWBY Volume 4 Fan Soundtrack Track 02 - "Salem"

RWBY Volume 4 Fan Soundtrack Track 02 - "Salem"

  • The Battle-Damaged Noevil Ape was seen retreating to a dark and desolate place as various creature cries and insane laughter were heard!
  • The Noevil Grimace pushed into the door almost phathicly, as it got inside.

Inside.

  • The Noevil made it inside and ran down the hallway, as other grimaces barely paid it any mind other then to snap it for getting to close to their personal space, as it reached a large dark door.
  • The Noevil opened it, wimpering in fear as it was a throne room as a dark silluetted figure sat in a throne virtually alone.
  • The Noevil cautiously entered in, reached a certain point, and kneeled.......
  • ???: "(The figure opened it's blacken red eyes that pierce light across the figures area, as the Grimace wimpered in fear)....... Your beaten physicage and cowerdage torwords me suggest that you were the last of the stragglers."
  • The Noevil wimpered, as the three heads nerviously nodded yes.
  • ???: "Well you most certainly smell like you've been into a battle. But, some of these smells, are new....... Amists the smells of the usual Team Remena, (The figure gets up and approuches the cowering Noevil), I smell that of outsiders. Some of them, aren't even of these universes, let alone the system in general. Judging from that, it smells like my plans are about to get..... Complicated. (The Noevil covered it's three heads, bracing for the worse)....... I'm used to complicated at this point..... Perhaps it was good that you and your two partners got left behind. I never would've figured out otherwise. I guess it means it's time for the hiatus to stop being on hold. (The Noevil looked at the figure abit, still cautiously bracing from a retailiation)...... Now, I noticed that your partners are missing..... Is it to be assumed that they are defeated and already in process of being regenerated in the Re-Gaints?"
  • The Noevil nerviously nodded yes, ease up abit.....
  • ???: "Well then..... Let's reuntie you with them. (The Figure held it's hand over the shocked Noevil)."

The castle from outside.

  • A Light was seen from the castle windows and a monkey screech heard as another retreating cloud of dark smoke goes to find a Re-Giant.

Back inside.

  • The figure stood over a cratering hole where the Noevil was.
  • ???: "...... Hertsberg?"
  • Another figure was seen.
  • ???: "....... Go to those Fangers. Tell them that the break is gonna be over now."
  • ??? 2: "Oh, my dear, those thuggish meatheads are gonna be THRILLED to hear that! What better excuse to get back to business, then to meet a new challnage! I shall honor ze wishes, mi'lady!"

Team RABO Back Together 

(Meeting Obower)

  • Icky: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SHE AIN'T HERE?!?
  • Taliwan: I mean she ain't here! She left to go find Blue-Eye.
  • B.O.B. "Why would she want Blue Eyes?"
  • Taliwan: Blue-EYE, and he's the best chance of getting back in action.
  • Boss Wolf: "So what, is he suppose to be some kinda big-shot?
  • Rewbeny: He's my uncle, so, yes. He taught me before I even came here you know.
  • Taliwan: And I-
  • Icky: "Bud, we didn't come here for your life's story, just tell us where Rew's sister is."
  • Taliwan:.... Well, from what I can gather, she went off with Blue-Eye to find Yale. It's possible Obower wanted to join. And I can tell that, given Blue-Eye was going insane about it, he must know what's going on and it's very important.
  • Rewbeny:... Yale? As in Yale Flaxen in that team you, mom, and Uncle Blue-Eye were in?
  • Taliwan: "Well, I'd say yes, but your friends had stated that they ain't interested in my life story and want to get to the point of things, so I won't bore them with that and just tell you where ya need to go."
  • Rewbeny: "..... Awwww, guys, can we let him talk about the old days please? (Gives cute puppy-dog eyes)."
  • Tuilo: "Oh not the face!"
  • Icky: "Aw come on, kid, can we please rmember we're here on business? World building's fine and dandy, but we have to focus!"
  • Rewbeny: "Pretty please with ice cream and fuzzy Narshmellans on top?"
  • Iago: "Kid, we are NOT gonna argue with you about this! We-"
  • Taliwan: Guys, I'm just going to tell it anyway. If you want to find Obower, then the story might have information you need.
  • Gazelle: "Also, come on guys, she's very invested to what her father has to say, I mean, at least let her have this. It is impourent to build trust after all."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Fine, but ONLY talk about the things relivent to what we're interested in?"
  • Taliwan: "Fair enough, fair enough, I take it you lot are here to do serious work, so I won't waste too much of your time."

(Saving Obower)

  • Obower: (She was laying in an unfinished town sick)... Sis! You need to get back! It's a trap! Occultra considers Team RABO a threat, she doesn't want us to get back together. One of her followers is waiting!
  • Rewbeny: We came to find Yale. He has info we need to beat Occultra.
  • Puss: She must've found his location and fell into the trap.
  • Ralth: Where is Yale?
  • Obower: They captured him before I could get here.
  • Iago: Then where in this universes' Gods did they take him?!
  • Obower: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE THEY TOOK THE TIME TO BRAG ABOUT IT LIKE A STERIOTYPICAL CARTOON VILLAIN, BECAUSE THEY WERE SMART ENOUGH TO NOT EXPLAIN IN FULL DETAIL ABOUT IT?! (Coughs)... Also.... He just poisoned me.
  • Rewbeny: POISONED YOU?!
  • Blue-Eye: (He analyzes the poisoned wound)... An Empirid did this. A Skorgon Empirid.
  • ???: AND HE MAKES THE PITCH!!! (Tirade attacked as everyone dodged)... Ohhhh, that was strike one! But don't worry folks, (He removed his robe and revealed his Skorgon Empirid physiology), The champ is ready for another shot!
  • Blue-Eye: Tirade!
  • Tirade: Oh no, you must be mistaken oldster. I'm not Tirade. I'm his brother, Shitsherlock, First name Yeah'no."
  • B.O.B.: "Oh yeah, you were WAAAAAAAAAAAY off about that. (Quietly) I think he's drunk again."
  • Missing Link: "..... B.O.B., the guy was being a wiseass."
  • B.O.B.: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh..... So, his name's, Tirade Shitsherlock?"
  • Tirade: "..... (Laughs abit)...... THESE are the freaking aliens out to cause some trouble to ma's grand plans? Honestly, I think that Grimace may've been exaggerating the situation, because, I came here expecting a bunch of harden warriors, not a lost circus briage!"
  • Icky: "AGAIN WITH THE CIRCUS CRAP?!"
  • Tirade: "I mean, look, what even brings you guys here? The circus isn't for until another few months!"
  • Icky: "AANNNNNNNND he's gonna be that guy to push the circus insult into the ground!"
  • Patrick: "Oh, we came here because we picked up Smokelin's distress beacon by complete accsident."
  • Tirade: "Oh, well, if it's an accsident, then, how's about you guys best get on your way? This playground's too rough for Circ De Alieniae, so I'm gonna be generious and ask you guys to leave. You obviously have no business here, what-so-ever, I mean, aren't there any anti-meddling laws in your freaky alien socities?"
  • Banzai: "Well, typically in the united universes we the Shell Lougers came from, but, they've been more or less revoked after-"
  • Shenzi: "(Covers Banzai's mouth) An event we're not allowed to elaberate on."
  • Tirade: "(Laughs abit more harder), Oh, don't tell me! You've been asked to keep your yaps shut because a larger more powerful alien allience wants you to, because otherwise your socities don't even acknowledge our existence here! (The Heroes were surrpised)..... And I hit that out of the ball park. Trust me, we grims are more aware of goes on out of the planet then you would've liked. But don't worry, your secrets are safe with me.... Mainly because I don't give two fucks about that kind of political garbage. I merely want to realise my mother's dreams of getting rid of Azzhole. And frankly, I couldn't give two fucks if you guys were diciples of the Seasonal Mages! You ain't, going to, do shit, to our plans."
  • Sandy: "Okay, look, we admit that Azzhole hasn't exactly been neighterly with ya'll grims and empirids, but-"
  • Tirade laughs much more harshly!
  • Tirade: ""Not Neightberly" she saids! (Laughs!)....... Lady....... That's, not, even, close, to how rough this side of the neighterhood's been. It, is worse, then not neightberly! Grims and Empirids alike are being mindlessly treated like garbage because some people are too butt-hurt about what happened in the past and what a few assholes on our side did! So, what did they do? They elect someone who doesn't even have a reckindisable spieces, was from somewhere else that was likely banished from there for a likely good reason, and what did he do with his position? He conducts bullshit murderious raids that spills the blood of Grims and Empirids because a Grim Home housed this one dipshit who was exspearimenting with Grimaces cause one of his freakshow got out and caused a bit of a stir!"
  • Zosimo: "And by all means, Azzhole ain't winning any best ruler awards from us because of that!"
  • Tirade: "Oh, then tell me....... Why ya helping putting his slaves back togather after mom worked so hard to keep them apart so Azzhole has no defence?"
  • Po: "Well, I mean, we aren't really doing this for him-"
  • Tirade: "Oh don't tell me. You're more doing it for the planet then the dipshit enchaged? Well bad news, dum-dums. That doesn't exactly help make your cases better. You can say that you're not doing this to help Azzhole intentionally all you want, but it is STILL helping to secure his tyranntical genosideal reign onto grims and encouraging discrimination against Empirids! Look, I get the whole not liking to see planets in termoil shtick ya got there, but trust me. This is a planet that deserves what it's getting. Because this is a planet where Discrimination and Xenophobia are kings! And we just want those crowns to be dethrowned. We can't help it if it means getting abit intense with these stupid fuckers. After all..... They started THEIR war first. Not our fault we play rough and to win."
  • Blue-Eye: "Now look here, boy! I don't fancy myself as a friend to Azzhole or his stupidity neither! In fact, I think my sister's being a darn fool trusting him like that! I like nothing more then to see him be sent back on his way myself, but.... Say you do succeed with getting rid of Azzhole, it can't garrentie that discrimination dies with him gone! If anything, after all's said and done, and, even if Azzhole's never trusted with power again, or dies if you Grims have your way, Remena will not be any less of a bitter mess then it is now!"
  • Tirade: "Hey, don't go accusing us of having unreal exceptations here. Our aims are not to make friends or win popularity contests. We just want Azzhole O-U-T, out! You can still be butt-hurt crybabies all you want afterwords! We just want to make sure you don't EVER, let a grim hunter into a position of power again!"
  • Blue-Eye: ".... Look, Tirade, I'm smart enough to see that you grims never get like this without a deeper meaning. You're all about teaching harsh lessons through harsh means. Because all of those attacks? They are not consistent. I have never sensed a soul actselly departing, even when the "Deaths" are seen. That appears to be as if you weren't really killing anyone. (Tirade got very nervious by that) If I didn't know better, and don't let my drunkerd reputation fool you, I say that Occultra's reign of terror is but an illution designed to prove how useless this goverment is with Azzhole, and also a simulation of what he has been doing to grims and some Empirids on a larger scale!"
  • Tirade: "Duh, I, duh, oh what do you know, ya drunk fart?! Ya drink more then a de-hydrated ass who found an oasis!"
  • Blue-Eye: "Tch, ain't that just like a girm to act when they know someone is onto their little tricks and-"
  • Tirade: "HAVE THIS ON THE HOUSE?! (Stings Blue-Eye with a tail wack!)"
  • Rewbeny: "UNCLE?!"
  • Blue-Eye: "(Gags as he fell down)....."
  • Tirade: "(Quietly) Ya knew too much of what mom's really after."
  • The Lougers and the HA poundered about Blue-Eyes' words, and with Tirade's reactions in mind, it all but confirmed the truth.
  • Tirade: ".... But seriously, you guys should get fuck off of this planet now and-"
  • Rewbeny: (She lashed out and blinded him with her Celestial Eyes before the other heroes could stop her and severed his stinger as he screamed)
  • Tirade: OH GOOD GODS THAT HURTS?! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU BITCH!! THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF SHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT ABOUT?! UEEERRRGGGHHHH!!!!! YOU ARE DEAD!!! (The two fought for a while, but then he side kicks her down, which knocks her out of the Celestial eyes in the process, and makes her instintly vulerable and regretful of what she realsied happened)
  • Rewbeny: "Tirade, I'm sorry, I, I just didn't liked what you did to my uncle?! I promise I'll heal your tail back if you agree to provide an anti-venom?!"
  • Tirade: OH LOOK WHO THINKS SHE'S IN A POSITION TO BARGAIN AFTER MAIMING SOMEONE'S WHO THE BROTHER OF A GIRL YOU DISFIGURED, ADOPTION ASIDE!! (Rewbeny was demoralised by this) Oh yeah, I brought that up! She has gone mute thanks to that s*** you pulled on an otherwise great half-time event! She hasn't recovered since?! And it's all because of those FUCKING eyes of yours!
  • Rewbeny: "Please don't be mad at me, er, well, more then already, I, I wasn't in control! I would never knowingly hurt anyone!"
  • Tirade: DOES NOT EXCUSED WHAT YOU DID TO MY FUCKING STINGER, BITICH?! WELL, I'M GOING TO HELP YOU PUT THAT SHIT UNDER CONTROL, MY WAY?! (Grabs her head and gets prepared to gouge her eyes out) HOW'S ABOUT EYES FOR A TAIL, YA FUCKING OVERGLORIFIVED PROPHETISED WHORE?! (The heroes attacked as he avoided them insanely fast, forcing him to drop Rewbeny in the process!) AW, COME ON, I AM JUST NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY?! DO YOU HAVE A BETTER MISSION THAN THIS?!? HOW DOES THIS CONCERN YOUR ALIEN MATTERS?!
  • Xandy: "I-..... Well, okay, admitingly, not as of yet do we have a reason to be here other then out of being good samaritans, so-"
  • Tirade: "So basicly, you have NOTHING to gain from helping this planet, right?!"
  • Icky: "Well this planet WAS discovered by freak happenstance, so, other then out of the principal of it, no, we are not getting much from helping this place. Our superiors are kinda against asking for rewards in helping. They want us to be heroes, not freelance."
  • Tirade: "..... Tch. So much for intelligent life then. Doc Hertz is not gonna be thrilled to know about this. And I think mother would be espeically disappointed that aliens are just as stupid as Remena. Ya know what? Fine! Go ahead and fuck everything up for Grim and Empirid kind! But expect people like my friends here, (Grimace Clownz showed up), to give you people shit for it! SIC'IM?! (The Grimace Clownz charged enmass as Tirade vanished in a puff of smoke)"
  • Icky: "HOLY ATTACK OF THE KILLER CLOWNS?!"
  • Tigress: "THERE'S TOO MANY, WE HAVE TO RETREAT?!"

(Meeting Aiess)

  • Icky: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN SHE AIN'T HERE?!?
  • Wintry: I mean she isn't here!
  • Iago: "WELL CAN'T YOU CALL HER ON HER PHONE OR SOMETHING?!"
  • Wintry: I deleted all her public contact numbers.
  • Icky:... WHYYY?!?
  • Wintry: Because she asked me to. Didn't want her father to find her.
  • Icky: WHY THE F*** WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
  • Wintry: Because she renounced him.
  • Icky: WH-
  • Wintry: Because she did what I did long ago. You can't see father. You almost gave him help.
  • Icky:... Do I even need to ask?
  • Wintry: Do you need to be so loud to ask?
  • Icky: Okay, why?
  • Wintry: Because father is a bad person. He betrayed the Schee Company. Here. This is Aiess's last note to him. (She gave them a note)
  • Sandy: (Reading the note) "Dear Father, I'm done. You fully betrayed the Schee Company when you... Renounced me as the heiress. So I no longer have a purpose in your life again. I'm now following Wintry's path when you made the same mistake you did her. You want the company so bad? It's all yours. I hope you're happy. Signed, Aiess Schee."
  • Wintry: We both renounced father. He only married mother for the company. He legally stole it by using his legal control to switch courtesy law. I was heiress before Aiess until father took it. I wanted to save the company like she did, but by doing the same to her days after the fall of Dell Academy. See... Aiess joined the Academy and became an Esperess to try and save the company from father, but she clearly failed. I was watching in secret when he renounced her position....

Flashback

  • The Father: (As Wintry watched in secret) (Sighs)...... Look, young lady, I understand you're going through a lot of pain, but that stunt? Unbelievable! Do you have ANY idea what that could've done to my company?
  • Aiess: They thought the fall of Dell Academy was no big deal, and they had no idea how much was lost! I couldn't help it! And it's NOT your company. Mother left me the heiress upon her will.... I... I want to leave!
  • The Father: (Got surprised apawn hearing that and became concerned)... Uh, can we please, repeat that?
  • Aiess: I said I want to leave. I'm sick of doing things your way.
  • The Father: Young miss, please, sometimes life is about doing things we don't want to do! It doesn't care about what we want! I certainly didn't wanted to be a father of an embittered chld, but I try to make zemonaide out of zemons! But this isn't about doing or having what we want! This is about the Company and you're trying to plow it into the mud!
  • Aiess: I WENT TO DELL TO FIGHT FOR OUR FAMILY NAME! A NAME YOU MARRIED INTO!
  • The Father: "And that's fine and all, but I would appresiate it if you done it in a way that doesn't make me look bad, NOR acted disrespectul to Azzhole, controverseal as he may be!"
  • Aiess:... I'm starting to think Wintry was right about you. (The Father was triggered by the mention and lost his passive composure) I thought things could play out, then you- (He slapped her to her shock)...
  • The Father:... Oh goodness sorry, I couldn't help it! This, this why I had asked you not to speak about her again! But try to undnerstand, I don't have a very good standing with her now! And she's obviously trying to devide us because she misunderstood the situation!
  • Aiess: I'm not siding with anyone! Not even you! The Schee Company is not yours to lead. It's mine. And I'm doing it as an Esperess.
  • The Father: Now, look! I'm afraid to say that I can't allow this anymore. Effective immediately, you will not go anywhere without an escort from now on, and stay where I can keep an eye on you, away from your sister, until we come to an agreement upon your future.
  • Aiess: You think you can tell me what to do after all you did? That's going to get you in a lot of trouble. Why should I do any of that?
  • The Father: Now see here, young lady! I own this company! And as the owner, for questioning my authority and for your presupposition that you can get what you want, you leave me no choice. I'm sorry about this, but..... You are relieved as heiress to the Schee Company.
  • Aiess:... Excuse me?
  • The Father: Look, it's, how it's suppose to work I'm afraid. You disobey your parents, you get punished. The stress your sister and the Academy left on you has left an impact. You have just revoked your claim to the company and it's earnings, and passed them to me.
  • Aiess: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU SLEASY BASTURD?!"
  • The Father: Aiess, try not to take this the wrong way, but-
  • Aiess: No! You're out of your mind! You're naming yourself your own heir?! You KNOW that's illegal!
  • The Father: I have more than enough lawyers to keep it that way until we come to an agreement.
  • Aiess: So that's it? You're betraying the family and my mother! She said the company is supposed to be handed to me!
  • The Father: Well she never planned for you to be such spoiled brat, NOR you growing up so, poorly, now did she? I'm sure she would be just as stern with you about this as I am!
  • Aiess: NO!... My mother not being here doesn't matter. You disrespected her grave by violating your promise. Either you take that back or you WILL be sorry. Why in the hell are you so against this?
  • The Father: "Please, hear me out! This may be hard to understand, but.... This company once belonged to my grandfather before it was cheated from him in a rigged game of Kah-Kong by your grandfather. The Tense Corporation once belonged to the Tense Family. It.... It wasn't meant to be any ill torwords you, I, I am only trying to restore my family's legacy, I swear."
  • Aiess:... What?
  • The Father (Mr. Tense): Wait-wait-wait, I know that sounds bad-
  • Aiess: IT IS BAD!!! You married my mother for the company?!
  • Mr. Tense: "O-Okay, that didn't came out right! I mean that in order to be legally allowed to have the company back that it have to be through marriage! That way, legally that would make me CEO of the company again and remove corruptive Schee influence. The Schees were giving unreasonable extortion prices and doing unethical practices like offering "Loot Crates", "Season Passes", and other unsavery things, on an impourent gift like Tense! I meant no ill torwords you, but your mother is a crazed mad woman and a malmitulative sociopath! She wanted to destroy other competitors and make this company the only Tense shorce! I, I simply couldn't allow it!"
  • Aiess: "YOU DARE ACCUSE MY MOTHER OF BEING NUTS AFTER HOW MUCH I KNEW HER?!?"
  • Mr. Tense: "S***, that didn't came out right either, but I meant what I said! I only removed you as an Heiress to make sure she NEVER has any power over this corporation again! I, I am only protecting the Tense company from her corruption! It's unwise to ignor what your father asks and do nothing but throw unproductive tandrums, so you mind your father's decisions."
  • Aiess: I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU PLANNED THIS!!! YOU WANTED ME TO SNAP LIKE THAT JUST AS AN EXCUSE TO ELIMINATE THIS THREAT TO YOUR BUSINESS!!! WINTRY REALLY WAS-
  • Mr. Tense: (Lost his composure) I SAID THAT NAME IS FORBIDDEN!! (He tries to slap her but she caught the hand, snapping him out of his rage and back to his wimpy self)..... Again, we talked about how we can't talk about the name- (She pushed him away) OOOFFF!..... YOU DO NOT PUSH YOUR ELDERS, YOUNG MISSY?!
  • Aiess:... I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT! You think you can run the company responsibly? Then fine! I don't ever want to speak to you again!!! (Runs away crying)
  • Mr. Tense: "Young Aiess, wait! Wait! (Aiess ran off).... (Sighs sadly)... I only wanted to save this company.
  • Aiess: (She fell in bed crying)
  • Wintry: (She arrived)... I told you he was a bad person. (Aiess notices her)... But there's some things you just have to learn for yourself. Come with me. We can make him pay. If we stop Occultra, then we can win back the company and fire him!...
  • Aiess:... I'm in!

Present

  • Wintry: "And that's what happened....."
  • Lord Shen: "..... I, don't wish to offend you, young one, but..... I think Aiess is just being a total twat and her mother is actselly the rotten parent!"
  • Wintry: "Wha, wha, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!"
  • Po: "Look, don't get us wrong, this Mr. Tense guy picked a stupid way to resolve it, but, if the Schee Company were being corrupt extortionists and if Aiess' mom is a closet greedy sociopath, then what else was he suppose to do? Let her turn Tense into a Monopoly?"
  • Winty: "YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF MOM BEING THE BAD ONE?!"
  • Icky: "WHAT PROOF DID YOU WANT, HE LITTERALLY SAID THAT HIS GRANDFATHER LOST IT IN A RIGGED GAME?!"
  • Winty: "I-....... I........ Well I did mentioned that, but-"
  • Gazelle: "Has it ever occured to you that Mr. Tense could be the lesser of two evils here? And that your mother really was a scam artist? And that it's possable she has made it that Mr. Tense would be a loser no matter what happens!"
  • Wintry: Well what if she WASN'T like those who took the company? What if she brought it to a better place? Not all family members are the same, you know. I knew mother more as the eldest sister. You're saying that she's evil because her family was evil? (The heroes pondered this)... Yes. I deserve an apology or you aren't ever finding my sister.
  • Tigress: "...... But that's the thing...... What really is your mother's idea of a perfect company?"
  • Winty was caught off guard by that.......
  • Tigress: "..... Well, if you don't know, then how do you know she was actselly an exception to the rule?....."
  • Winty: "I.... I...... (Gets a panic attack and remembers images of the mother using magic to malmitulate her) AGGGGHHHH?! NO MOTHER, STOP IT, STOP IT?! (The Heroes were surprised by this!) STOP TURNING ME INTO YOUR DIRTY WORK WHORE?!"
  • Pang Bing: "..... There's your answer! (Casts a cleanse spell that snaps Winty out of it and, in Winty's mind, makes the ghostly image vanish with a scream, freeing Winty from the control)!...... So..... Tell us about your mother, Winty?"
  • Wintry: "UGH! I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT THAT WHORE?! SHE'S A GREEDY EXTORTIONIST AND MALMITULATER AND ONLY SAW ME AND AIESS AS ASSERORIES TO PUSH HER GOAL TO HAVE THE COMPANY BECOME A MONOPLY- (Realises who she's talking too)..... Uh, who are you guys, and, WHAT are you guys?"
  • Soothsayer:... I think we accidentally destroyed her memories of us.
  • Lord Shen: I think it's clear what's going on here. While being an idiot about it, Mr. Tense was indeed a misunderstood imbacile that was only trying to take the Tense company back from a crazed sadist and a family of hacks!
  • Shifu: "(Sighs), A very unfortunate liniage indeed."
  • Wintry: "Well, yeah..... She wanted to use me to push Aiess away from Mr. Tense because he would made the Schees better people with Aiess."
  • Icky: "So, can ya take us to Aiess?"
  • Wintry: "Yes, I need to warn her of mother's plans! (Tries to call her)....... I can't find her number!"
  • Icky: "..... Aw crap! It's not just meeting us she forgotten now."
  • Syvar: "Oh great. That means she forgot about Aiess' hiding place too!"
  • Icky: Oh, way to go, us! We just busted our own chance of finding her by asking too many questions.
  • Tigress: Look, we didn't know!
  • Rewbeny: Must've been a failsafe made by her mother to keep her from being stopped.
  • Trixie: Trixie has a feeling that this mother may be in league with Occultra.
  • Rewbeny: Doubt it. Mrs. Schee has no Grim magic record. In fact..... There's no way she could do magic like this.
  • Patrick: But weren't you doing magic?
  • Rewbeny: That's tense! It's the manifestation of our souls. It's not technical magic. Aiess's mother could've been serving her out of payback for this legal dispute.
  • Wintry: But... Isn't she dead?
  • Obower:... I don't think she is.
  • Wintry: "..... Are you trying to imply she faked it?"
  • Lord Shen: "Wouldn't be surprising from the fact her Grandfather cheated an a game of alternate Mahjong. Safe bet they're con artists."
  • Wintry: "But, we saw her body in the casket and everything."
  • Icky: "Well we established that she has magic. No doubt she made a dead clone of her self to make a dumbass out of Mr. Dense."
  • Wintry: "..... All things considered, good point."
  • Rewbeny: (Was on the scroll while everyone was talking) Huh? Get this, according to the genealogical app on my scroll, Wintry and Aiess have ancestors that were most of the Winter Mages.... You think Mrs. Schee was the Winter Mage once?
  • Wintry: Only one way to find out. We need to talk to father.
  • Icky: "Ya sure? The poor doofus gets triggered from the mere mention of your name. I doubt he would stomich seeing you."
  • Wintry: "What?! Why?"
  • Icky: "You forgotten why too- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I hate it when these c**t bad guys cheat like this?!"
  • Wintry:... I'm sorry, who was mom again?
  • Icky:... WHAT THE F-
  • Soothsayer: Everyone calm down. She doesn't just have amnesia now. She now has short-term memory loss. She won't remember anything forever. Apparently her mother's failsafe is more elaborate than we believed.
  • Icky: Oh, fantastic! Now she's about as useful as Dory in Finding Nemo.
  • Tigress: Look, just find Mr. Tense and find out how to fix this.

Later...

  • Mr. Tense: Elzabeth was controlling her?! No wonder she turned against me and tried to do the same to Aiess. I thought her death was too coincidental to be true.
  • Rewbeny: So, Mr. Tense, is there anything you can do to help us, starting with telling us what you know about Mrs. Schee?
  • Mr. Tense: Aside from what you already might know, she was indeed a part of the same family of Winter Mages.... Albeit, not offictally, all things considered, her family branch was not like those others. They're not even reckitnesed as minor winter mages. They broke away long ago to pursue a criminal path. Elizabeth's family represented the worst fragments of the Major Winter Mage's power. There's one dark part of each Seasonal Mages' power and... Perhaps Occultra might've sought them to get their power. Not sure why, because disgraces like that are NEVER trusted to have these sorts of power. There's no sense to leave any fragment of power to a bitch like her, even if it compliments her.
  • Obower:... So you're saying she stole the power from the original Mage?
  • Mr. Tense: "Not, nessersarly. She could just as easily forged a weaker imitation of the powers. I mean, come on, the Seasonal Mages are wise enough to reckindise undesirables when they see them, and the real thing would never work for anyone who they didn't choose, and/or, in Occultra's case, don't know of work-arounds."
  • Icky: "So, in other words, the bitch isn't even related to Occultra at all, nor a TRUE winter mage?"
  • Mr. Tense: "I believe so. Otherwise ya would've think any of her forces would've gone after the Schee family by now."
  • Obower: But I don't think it means she can't get Occultra to think otherwise, wickedly smart as her grimness tends to be, You did say she was a con artist.
  • Mr. Tense: I wouldn't put it past her, frankly. Though she would have to be so good of a conswoman, she would give Simans an inferiority complex. Some of the best con artists use mind games to get what they want. That's the thing about them. They don't seem visibly honest or dishonest and the best of them THRIVE off of it. Elizabeth said she became a con artist because she was too mistrusted due to her family career that she had nowhere else to turn. But as sympathic as it is, there is still her sociopathic nature, so it is not like this failure of being trusted was truely nessersarly tragic as because, well, sociopaths only want sympathy so they can malmitulate you into being a peon. So, it's perhaps better not to risk believing it, cause, she could just be making it up, or even if it is abit true, she is intentionally left out context of the reason behind people mistrusting her. That's why you should try not over-analising her reasonings. They could either be falsed or gravely inaccreate.
  • Gazelle: Her backstory doesn't matter. If she's as dangerous as you say, then she COULD have Aiess.
  • Mr. Tense: "And as much as I doubt Occultra would ever bother assusiating with someone of a clearly dishonest nature, if the otherwise is true for any reason, then Elizabeth having Aiess would be an even bigger misfortune to us then already."

(Saving Aiess)

  • Wintry: MOTHER! COME OUT IMMEDIATELY, SURRENDER MY SISTER, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!......
  • ???: Aiess is mine now. And so are you.
  • Obower: What?
  • ???: We won the Schee Company fair and square. It was Jacqson's great grandfather's fault for betting the company's contract and lost. He made a choice and he paid the price. Then Jacqson betrayed me. He said he loved me and he lied. So I took something from him in return. His family continued to be sore losers and cheated us.
  • Wintry: You cheated them first! You stole from him. I can't exactly blame Mr. Tense for desiding to give you a taste of your own medicine.
  • Icky: "And it's your own fault you happened to not like being scammed!"
  • ???: If taking something in a bet is some sort of crime, then I'm guilty. But it's not. He should've thought of the consequences when he bet the contract.
  • Wintry: And how do we know you didn't cheat?
  • ???: HOW DARE YOU?!? I DID NO SUCH THING!! EACH CASINO CAN DETECT A CHEAT, SO HOW COULD I-
  • Wintry: YOU HAVE MAGIC, SO HOW DO WE KNOW YOU DIDN'T RIG IT?!
  • ???: HOW STUPID DID I MAKE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT INFORMATION IN A WORLD THAT USES MAGIC AND THEREFORE KEEPS IT IN CONTROL. EACH BUSINESS HAS AN ANTIMAGIC AGENT THAT IS VERY THOROUGH!!
  • Wintry: AND HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF HIM?!
  • ???: WHO COULD DO THAT TO A GUY AS POWERFUL AS THAT?! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!
  • Wintry:  Oh I don't know, Berilia snuck into the tournament. It's totally possible. People always find a way.
  • ???: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY ARE YOU SO DETERMINED TO DEFEND YOUR TRAITOROUS FATHER?! I KNOW WHAT I SAW!!
  • Wintry: And how do I know-
  • ???: STOP ASKING THAT!!! WHY WON'T YOU TRUST ME?!
  • Gazelle: Why should she? Everything you ever told her and your family was a lie. Your family are infamous con artists.
  • ???: OH?!? SO JUST BECAUSE MY FAMILY WERE CON ARTISTS, YOU ASSUME I AM?! THAT'S ROTTEN PROFILING!! Has it ever occurred to you that the kid of a family like that is never trusted? How would you like it if nobody around you trusted you? I didn't want to be like them, but nobody saw me like that.
  • Duke:... So you just went Wilde on yourself and just became one because the world just saw you that way?
  • ???: And why not? How would you feel if you were never trusted no matter where you go? Everybody only accused me of being a con, and thus I had no friends, no social life, no... NO NOTHING!!! My family was all I got, so who am I to say I should or shouldn't be a con artist? So go ahead and call me a liar. You are all the same. Unless you have some kind of lie detector, then go away!
  • Icky: "It doesn't change the fact that you're still a fucking bitch, lady! You can cry to us on how nobody trusted you with DAMN GOOD reason all you like, and dope and/or frustraight us with that you could be honest when we think your lying and vice versea, but there's also the matter of you being a sociopath! Alot of that is just emotional malmitulation, and you only wanted us to feel bad for standing up to you! It's how you Socios always work! You malmitulate people in the name of self gain and want attention for their sick sense of being loved! Lady, the only attention you deserved is asylum attention!"
  • Gazelle: "Icky is right. It doesn't change the fact that you are still otherwsie a foul woman and that Mr. Tense has given you a taste of your own medicine. He can't help it if you just so happened to not like it."
  • Shifu: "And even then, we have ways to prove that you are indeed a lier soon enough?! But we would be more then glad to ignore you if you just give Aiess up and admit that your not fit for her! Or else we may as well deal with you while we're here!"
  • ???: F*** THAT!! Jacqson Tense can have the company and the money, but HE CAN'T HAVE THE KIDS! AND IF I CAN'T HAVE THEM, NO ONE CAN!!! I LIKE BEING A CON ARTIST NOW, AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!
  • The Lights flashed onto a large bird-caged arena as Aiess was seen held down and tied to a pole as caged Terrordactyls were seen.
  • Icky: "Aw great, more of those Pteradon Grimaces!"
  • Rewbeny: "HOW DID YOU GET GRIMACES?!"
  • ???: "Now, contrary to what you assumed, I am NOT assusiated with that Occultra! I am however, smart enough to be able to capture some stragglers from that event in the Dell disaster. It's all a button press away, and those Grimaces will be freed from their cages and consume Aiess as any Grimace would."
  • Gazelle: ".... You witch! You would kill your own daughter just because a scam didn't went ideal?"
  • ???: "DON'T SHAME ME!! I'M THE VICTIM HERE!! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE VICTIM!!"
  • Zosimo: "Lady, you are not exhibiting victim behavior right now."
  • Aiess: Guys, that's how victims are if they're victimized enough! You're just as clueless as Rewbeny right now!
  • Rewbeny: Hi Aiess.
  • Aiess: ".... Case in point....."
  • Iago: "Oh, you call us the clueless ones- DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT?! SHE'S GOING TO FEED YOU TO GRIMACES?!"
  • Aiess: "It's all only a scare tactic, she would NEVER endanger me like this otherwise!"
  • Lucky Jack: Well, unless your mother shows herself and proves it, then we can't see it that way. You know what they say, seeing is believing.
  • Aiess: Guys, I don't want her to get harmed, nor do I want her to take the company. She told me the history of her family branch. The one who left had an unstable tense ability to make illusions and make them real, and she was even known for uncontrollable jinx powers, so she left the Winter Mage family and founded the con artist stuff to drown her sorrows. Mom isn't lying this time. She really was never trusted as a child and just gave up on everything. Mom may know the traditional family jinxes, but she sounded too hurt to lie. Just save me, but let her go and be dealt with later. She doesn't deserve this much scorn.
  • Gilda: First off, SCARE TACTIC OR NOT, IT'S NOT COOL TO RISK YOUR KID BEING MAULED BY GHOSTLY TERADAUCTYL MONSTERS JUST TO PROVE A POINT?! Secondly.... Sorry, but unless there's proof, we won't know if she just brainwashed you like she did to your sister.
  • ???: That's the problem here! If you can't trust me, why should I trust you? This is also why Occultra is doing what she's doing. Grims and Empirids share similar mistreatment. You really are as bad as they say you are. You thought my choices were controversial? So were Jacqson's. He made labor forces out of Empirids.
  • Wintry: "Empirids were suffering a jobless crisis and he wanted to resolve it!"
  • Zosimo: "Ya know, I bet it was only controverseal because SOME people don't like the idea of Empirids being people and needing jobs to survive too! Espeically one of those "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS?" kind of crybabies! I hate people like that!"
  • Gazelle: "If anything, Mr. Tense was actselly being generally kind, and because of Azzhole, people just couldn't process the idea of kindness to a minority because they were encouraged the wrong kind of feelings!"
  • ??? HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUBBERN ABOUT THA-..... FUCK IT, FUCK IT?! Aiess is not going anywhere?!
  • Aiess began to realise that her mother really is an insane cunt and how she mis-read Mr. Tense's intentions.
  • Aiess: Guys, I don't wanna be with her. She's holding me against my will!
  • ???: Aiess, adults are talking!! Anyway, you don't get to see me because I learned from Jacqson that you shouldn't depend on anyone but your own peers. Anyone who's just like the others I've had to put up with is not welcome here. Anyone who judges before knowing is not welcome here. You'll never find me. I am merely a victim even if you can't see it. You should know that you can't believe what you see given your experience with Grims.
  • Icky: "Doesn't matter. What matters is that you're taking your problems out on everyone around you and holding your daughter against her will. So we ain't budging for an instant! So either give up now or get wrecked!"
  • ???: "FINE?! (A buzz was heard)!"
  • Voice: "Containment protocal beginning in t-minus 10 minutes."
  • Wintry: AIESS!!
  • ???: And just to make sure you don't get any ideas... I'd like Rewbeny to meet some familiar faces. (A door opened as three figures were seen)
  • ???: Hello, sun-eyes!
  • Rewbeny: Wha... No! It can't be!
  • ???: I Knew ya'd be surprised to see ol' me again! (Ronam came out with Sherby and Tephra)... Ronam Tensewick is back! Did you think that Terrordactyl Grimace was going to eat us when it whisked us away? (Sherby shoved him)..... Okay, I admit it, I thought I was done for too! Give me a break, Sherb! (Sherby rolled her eyes at him) Anyway, point is, that assumtion was INACCREATE! Occultra took pity on us. So we became Tephra's new assistants since Red-Eye here killed her old partners in rage.
  • Rewbeny: "I still want to clarify that it was unintentional! I lost control of myself!"
  • Ronam: "Oh, so you getting triggered is suppose to excuse killing those two grims that only want justice? Tsk tsk tsk. If your motha wasn't such a dumbass, she would NEVER forgiven you for that! I bet she secretly hates your sorry ass for being a murderor! (Tephra and Sherby facepalmed at Ronam's brashness)"
  • Rewbeny: "(Starts crying) Don't say that?! She loves me!"
  • Ronam: "Oh that's not what I heard when she and Azzhole were having a conversation in secret. Azzhole said he wanted to use you as a weapon to destroy Occultra, but Celestius said no! Then he began pushing it to the point that she straight up admited to hate you?! (Brings out a taperecorder and plays it)!"
  • Tape Recorder: "(Celestius' voice) (Sounding almost perfect) I HATE- MY DAUGHTER?! SHE IS A- MONSTER?! IF I EVER SEE- HER- AGAIN, I WILL REMOVE- HER- POSITION AND THROW- HER- AWAY IN PRISON?! IS THAT CLEAR, AZZHOLE?!"
  • Rewbeny was heart-broken!
  • Icky: "Aw come on, that was clearly edited, there's no way anyone would- (Rewbeny broke into cry and fell down defeated!)...... Oh..... Right..... She ain't too bright a broad."
  • Ronam: "(Tucks the tape recorder away) Ya may as well call it quits, brat. Surrender the Celestial Eyes through this (Brings out a gem) Niffy Enegry Sucker Grim-Gem, give up the powers and give up getting the teams back togather. Occultra only wants the world to be rid of Azzhole. So stop trying to deny her of that! (Quietly) And me of my crime uptopia."
  • Sherby and Tephra espeically rolled their eyes.
  • Aiess: "Rewbeny, no?! I know you tend to be really stupid, but, REALLY?! Ya do realised that is both out of context and potaintionally doctored?! USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE, YA CELESTIAL RETARD?!"
  • ???: "YOU WILL BE SILENT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT?!"
  • Aiess: "Don't you go and tell me what to do! You lost your damn right to be a mom with that trying to kill me shit and teaming up with Tephra and.... Appearently Ronam and one of his stooges! And ya know what?! I DENOUNCE YOU AS A MOM, ELISIBETH?!"
  • ???: "DON'T YOU DENOUNCE ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT?!"
  • Aiess: "..... MAKE ME, C**T?!"
  • Ronam: Ohhhhh, sounds like someone needs a spanking! (Sherby takes out a sign that says "Some part of me wishes he meant himself.")
  • Aiess: REWBENY, FOR ONCE, ACT YOUR AGE AND DON'T BE STUPID!!! (Rewbeny continued crying)... UGGGH, SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE YOU!!!!
  • Obower: Hold it! She'd never be that level of stupid.... Oh who I am kidding, she can be that stupid sometimes, but.... SHE WOULD KNOW BETTER THEN EVEN BELIEVE SOMETHING AS OBVIOUSLY FAKE AS THAT AND KNOWS MOTHER WOULD NEVER BE LIKE THAT, EVEN IF AZZHOLE PUSHED HER TO THAT LEVEL OF ANGER?! YOU'RE JINXING HER, AREN'T YOU?! YOU'RE MAKING THAT FAKE MESSAGE SOUND REAL IN HER HEAD!!
  • ???: Oh, I'm not doing it manually. Do you know what this place is? It's my playground. Cursed by a jinx long ago, so you never know if something is real or an illusion. I'm sure you know how much that can bite you, Obower. Maybe that's not the real Aiess. Maybe that's not the real Ronam and crew. Maybe this isn't even a room. You just never know... Just like you never know if I'm being honest or a big fat liar. And all of you. How many of you have been accused of lying and nobody believed you? Does it feel good? Well, let's see how you like it when I jinx you into suffering my fate. Even with lie detectors, you'll never beat me or save Aiess.
  • Gazelle: Really? Then answer this... Do you even believe we're real?
  • ???:... Huh?
  • Gazelle: I mean, you said this wasn't your jinx field, so how do we know it doesn't impact you? You could clearly think we're not the real heroes and be trying to get the jump on you.
  • ???:...
  • Gazelle: How do you know that the original owner is using you as a pawn? How do you know you're even good at this? It'd be like existence here is an inconsistent uncanny valley even for those who use it.
  • ???:...
  • Gazelle:... There isn't a jinx field at all, is it? You were trying to distract us by confusing us until the Grimace cages open and eat Aiess because you knew you couldn't take us in a fight, aren't you?
  • ???:... Well, I uh.... You see... I don't know, are you?
  • Gazelle: You're so full of lies even if you don't like it.
  • ???: AAAAHHHGH, HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT SO QUICKLY?!?
  • Gazelle: "You're not our first scammer, miss. We're used to using scammers' own scams against them. Ergo, it proves that Aiess is real, you are a liar, and those three are real, and the message IS fake!"
  • Sparx: Yeah, even the Zigerions of Rick and Morty would call that a cheap tactic.
  • Samantha: And even the best Siman con artists out there would call that lame.
  • Aiess: "HA!! EPIC FAIL, ELIZABETH!!"
  • ???: DRAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! NO FAIR, NO FAIR, NO FAIR!! GET THEM!!! (Sherby took out a sign that said "Told ya that wouldn't work!" as they fought)
  • Rewbeny finally snapped out of her crying tirade and rushed torwords the bird cage and broke in!
  • ???: "NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Rewbeny reached Aiess and freed her and got out!
  • ???: "NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO?! RONAM, YOU INCOMPIDENT JOKE?!"
  • Ronam: "(Getting Wedged by Shrek) AW WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM ME, LADY, I HAVE MY HANDS TIED?!"
  • ???: "WELL JUST FOR THAT, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT HAVING THE 12TH RELIC PIECE?!"
  • Ronam: RELIC PIECE-.... HOW DENSE ARE YOU?! I SAID POWER FRAGMENTS, NOT RELIC FRAGMENTS!!! THE FRAGMENTS POWER THE RELIC!!!
  • Icky: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE SHE ACTUALLY HAD IT!! THE MAJOR WINTER MAGE WOULD NEVER TRUST AN ASS LIKE HER WITH IT!! HELL, SHE'S NOT EVEN A TRUE WINTER MAGE, MINOR OR NOT?!"
  • Ronam, Sherby and Tephra heard this and gotten mad.....
  • ???: "Uhhhhhhh..... (Nervously laughs)...... Okay, so, maybe my winter powers were, ill-legit, but...... I, at least still helped kept Team RABO from forming back togather?"
  • Ronam: "..... Ya know what? F*** this!! You're not even worth my time anymore, Elizabeth!? (To the heroes) You can have that lying bitch, wise guys! We're done with her! Tephra, get us the fuck out of here?! (Tephra teleported herself and the duo away)
  • ???: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? NONONONONONONONONONONONO?! IT'S NOT FAIR?! IT'S NOT FAIR?!"
  • Gazelle: "Ya may as well come out now, Elizabeth."
  • ???: "NEVER?! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER- (Buzzes were heard).... Huh?"
  • Voice: Containment releasement complete.
  • The cages were opened up as the Terrordactyls flew out as a re-appearing Tephra commanded them to attack Elizabeth as they went into the direction of the announcer stands.
  • ???: "No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOO?! AIESS, PLEASE SAVE MOMMY?!"
  • Aiess:..... Fuck you, you had this coming! (She leaves bitterly)
  • ???: "AIESS, PLEASE?! ANY OF YOU, PLEASE!! HELP ME!!"
  • Squdiward:..... You know what? You're not even worth the trouble. (The Lougers, the HA, and Rewbeny and Obower left)
  • ???: "NO?! NOOOOOOOO?! (CRIES LIKE A CRYBABY) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! PLEASE HELP ME?! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE?! (Sounds of crashing and breaking were heard as Dactyl Screeches were heard) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Suddenly the intercom was cut off apawn a shadowy blast!)"

Occultra's Lair

  • A figure suddenly popped in. It was Aiess's mother!
  • Elizabeth: "What, wha, wha?! What's going on?! Where am I?!"
  • ???: "So.... You lied about being a fragment barer? And that you were not even a REAL Winter Mage? Not even a minor one?"
  • Elizabeth wimpered phathicly as she looked to see Occultra, Tirade, Hertzberg, and the arriving Tephra after she had left Ronam and Sherby with the Sharp Fangs......
  • Occultra: "...... I, don't, appresiate, scammers."
  • Elizabeth wimpered even more phathicly.
  • Hertzberg: "..... Boys? (Two Tent-A-Toad Grimaces showed up behind Elizabeth)...... Take her to, (Reveils a button on his staff), The rest. (Presses it)."
  • Elizabeth was shocked to see a bright light forming before her as she gasped in amazement.......
  • Elizabeth: "...... Everything your doing...... It was all a front, wasn't it? A front to get Remena out of Azzhole's reach?!"
  • Occultra: "All the more reason for you to be locked up."
  • The Tent-a-toads grabbed her!
  • Elizabeth: "WAIT, WAIT, LET ME MAKE THIS UP FOR YOU?! AT LEAST LET ME WARN YOU ABOUT-"
  • Occultra: "Bore me not with things I already know about, idiot. Get her out of my sights."
  • The Tent-a-Toads flew off with a begging Elizabeth.....
  • Occultra: "..... Hertz?"
  • Hertzberg: "Yes Occultra?"
  • Occultra: "...... You're going to have to get, the big guy, involved."
  • Hertzberg: "........ Oh don't worry..... I already went to him ahead of time. He's already on his way to mess up some annoying pests! He'll succeed in where that lying bitch failed in!"

(Meeting Bella) Bestiaria

  • Icky: AW COME ON, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND THESE THREE?!
  • Ellia: Hey, don't take it out on us!
  • Icky: "BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!"
  • Ellia: Buster, I AM telling you what to do because you're being an ass.
  • Icky: "DON'T YOU CALL ME AN ASS, YOU SLUT!!"
  • Ellia: DON'T YOU CALL ME A SLUT, YOU ASS!!
  • Icky: "OH YA KNOW WHAT?! SCREW THIS?! WE'LL FIND BELLA ON OUR OWN?! (Stomps out)"
  • Ellia: "Well fine?! See if I care?! (Walks off!)"
  • Icky: Yeesh, what a bitch. What got shoved up her ass?
  • Empirid #1: (He was a Raccox Empirid with a Chutie Empirid) I see you met Ellia Laetus. She was part of the Sharp Fang until she quit and had a hard time fitting in. She was also Bella's best friend.
  • Skipper: And who are you?
  • Empirid #1: I am Raccoxeus and this is my partner Chutney. We are...... Former representatives of the Sharp Fang. Ellia was somewhat of a sister to us.
  • Aiess: "So what exactly the junk happened?"
  • Chutney: "They ended up disagreeing about the Sharp Fang's new direction. Ellia was abit more..... Supportive, of what Adiom is doing, very unlike Bella who wasn't so into the new direction."
  • Iago: "Ya mean she LIKES what that maniac's been doing?!"
  • Raccoxeus: "Well, it's not like she's...... Alone on this. Truth be told..... Empirids actselly adore Adiom for what he's doing."
  • Lord Shen: "But he's being a genicidal madman, how can anyone approve of such behavior?!"
  • Chutney: "Well, if the alternate is being happy with discriminative bulls***, mistreatment, and govermental incompitdance, well...... You can, kinda see where the appeal comes from."
  • Syvar: ".... Wow, those councilers must REALLY suck at their jobs if guys like Adiom are hailed as messiahs and not being deemed pariahs."
  • Raccoxeus: "It, didn't helped that the more peaceful ways..... Only ended with enforcer brutality and unfair arrests."
  • Gilda: "...... WELL NO F*****G WONDER THESE PEOPLE BEGAN HURRAYING THIS GUY!? Him being an extreme dips*** at least gets attention?!"
  • Chutney: "Exactly! Adiom got Empirids to believe that the original goals were unrealisitic and unatthiveable, so it was better to have the roles competely reversed in that Grims and Empirids are the dominante force while everyone else is the "butt-scrubs" as he would said."
  • Icky: "Look, to be fair, you live in an a socity that was made by a group of Kung-Fu-Eqsed people that had rough tidings with the Empirids before, I mean, alchourse they're gonna treat you guys like crap, ya went to war with them at some points."
  • Raccoxeus: "Oh like it's suppose to pardon Adiom taking away lifes from left to right just because he was a victim of another rogue raid from Azzhole."
  • Clifton: "But at the same time, it doesn't exactly mean he's doing this for lols. In his mind, the fact Azzhole is basicly allowed to do whatever he wants and no one compidently punishes him for it, well, that's a terrorable way of life! No freaking s*** he wants to wreck current socity and turn this into an Empirid homeworld and turn everyone else into a minority, the way this world works SUCKS! Azzhole is the one basicly getting away with un-nessersary deaths in the name of, whatever he's trying to get here, and the council are either ignorent to this, or worse case, don't give a flying f*** about it! To Adiom, playing nice is gonna to get anything done!"
  • Raccoxeus: "Well, uhhhhh, not doing this for soley sick kicks aside, it doesn't pardon what Adiom's doing!"
  • Gazelle: "So you would rather live in a world where an obvious irrepondsable fool is allowed to take away the lives of those you care about without serious punishment and watch families being desimated and destroyed because he was going on a whim to prevent like, ONE Grimace maker?"
  • Raccoxeus: "I, uh..... I......"
  • Chutney: "Oh just admit it, Raccoxeus, your ways of doing things peacefully were never going to work! The Non-Empirids and Non-Grims are NEVER going to accept us, so why pretend, that they will?!"
  • Raccoxeus: "Well Bella managed, relitively, fine, in that she gained at least SOME friends!"
  • Chutney: "Oh that doesn't mean she wasn't being given flack for being a pottaintional grim and/or spy, never mind that her parents who are grims never gotten to make her a grim offictally because she ran away from home! They never came to apprisate her efferts of fighting Adiom's Sharp Fang and deemed everything to be an overcomplicated front for an ineditable betrayal!"
  • Raccoxeus: "Well what else was she suppose to do, support terrorisum? Be deemed as a maniac?!"
  • Chutney: "Oh it's not like that before Adiom, things were all hunky dory and peachy keen! People treated us like garbage reguardless of who did what! Intense as Adiom is with his "Fearful Respect" stuff, at least discriminators are less BOLD to be, discrimitive?!"
  • Raccoxeus: "But what kind of life is that?! Making people respect you through fear?! Why would Adiom want to throw Remena into that position?"
  • Soothsayer: ".... Is it not what Remena already has?"
  • Raccoxeus: "..... Excuse me?"
  • Shrek: "Well, hate to break it to ya, Mr. Fancy Pants, but before that Adiom guy showed up, Empirids were living in fear of Azzhole's next violent and un-nessersarly brutal raid of whatever dips*** desides to try and make those nasty beasts people complain about! That forced them to be at Azzhole's mercy! Never mind other problems like these Jim Crow sytile segregation practices! And what did the Sharp Fang do before Adiom? The political equilent of puppy dog eyes."
  • Raccoxeus: "(Offended scoff), Are you saying it would've been better if the Sharp Fang were violent from the start?! I mean, I have no love for Azzhole, by no means, but, the other councilers are fairly benvolent, and-"
  • Soothsayer: "True, but who's fault do you think it is that Azzhole was in charge to begin with?"
  • Raccoxeus: "..... Now, look, the Sharp Fang had existed before Azzhole came to the planet, and once apawn the time, the peaceful ways were appresiated!"
  • Icky: "And that's fine, but because Azzhole became a thing, the Goverment now takes one look at your protests and go- (British Accent) Oh poppycock, they're no threat to us! Just have the enforcers beat them senseless and call it a day. (Normally) Now, Celestius and the other councilers are cool, but the fact they let Azzhole become a member and never challnage him or seriously call him out on it? I'm afraid this planet's goverment is at a state where civil rights sytile protesting ain't gonna cut it anymore! We're not saying we condone the s*** Adiom's doing, but he and others clearly felt like the Goverment has basicly ditched the Empirid people like yesterday's news. So, you have nobody to blame but yourselves that Adiom is a thing, because you're afraid that growing a spine and turn a right groups into a rebelion group wasn't worth it."
  • Chutney: "Exactly! These guys get it, Raccoxeus! You shouldn't've been afraid of the opinion of a goverment that doesn't really seem to be actively caring for us anyway and fight back, because look what happened?! Adiom proved he was more then willing to fight back and now HE'S encharged!"
  • Raccoxeus: "..... And here I thought you people were civilised! Well you can forget about ME helping you find Bella?! (Turns and leaves) Come Chutney!"
  • Chutney: ".... Actselly, you go and do what you want. I'm staying and helping these guys find Bella."
  • Raccoxeus: Hah! The world knows us both too much. How do you know they can trust us forever?
  • Gazelle:... Are you two... Con artists?
  • Chutney: USED to be, when we were in the Sharp Fang. Let's just say Grim magic... Had a huge use in that. But since we left, me and Raccoxeus have had disagreements on what to do with our lives.
  • Icky: "As clearly deminstraighted."
  • Chutney: "But don't worry, I'm alot more creditable then you would assume."
  • Raccoxeus: "(Scoffs), Oh bother I'm leaving! I will not assusiate myself with those that dare sympathse with that reckless maniac?!"
  • Icky: "Look, once again buddy, at least he's a maniac for a reason and not just because, just because. That black and white viewing is only gonna make you miserable."
  • Raccoxeus pointed his nose up and left all snooty and pernicity.
  • Squidward: ".... Barnicale Head."
  • Chutney: "Ya have to mind Rac. His family were known pacifistic nuts. Trust me, he would just as much understand Adiom's deal if it wasn't for that pacifist thing."
  • Mantis: "Tch, no wonder he's such a priss about everything."
  • Chutney: Yes, it is disappointing. But what made it worse is that he had to stoop to hypocritical levels by learning how to fight since we and our entire family were almost assassinated. See, our tense abilities made us good con artists. We could manipulate lies and truths. We were planning to leave the Sharp Fang until the assassination changed our minds. Since then we have been debating if this choice was right. We don't even know who's good or bad in this battle.
  • Merlin: Not surprising. Given the Grims, lies and truths, as well as good and evil, are both a blank. Grims specialize in mind tricks and false scenarios to change the world. But these guys can't see if that's true because it may not be that way and are scared to know what they all saw isn't an illusion. The one most scared of this is Joman. Rewbeny isn't any different since that fear was born from the same day she discovered her Celestial Eyes.
  • Chutney: Well fair warning, fear can destroy even the best of people. It can-
  • Squidward: Spare us the Yoda wisdom, we told them the same, but the fear of the possibility is leading them in an unclear path of trying to find the truth from the source. Now Blue-Eye is poisoned in a different way than Obower was, and we need to find Bella so we can give them an easier chance. Blue-Eye might not be able to lead the assault on Occultra's Stronghold and thus we need to bring RABO back together.
  • Chutney: "Blue-Eye is out? How did that happen?"
  • Samantha: "He made the classic mistake of being onto grim trickery. Grims are known to disable and silence any that would dare try to expose their trickery, else it would risk the people not taking them seriously anymore, there for, whatever their mission is, is rendered moot."
  • Chutney: "But they still have great power, and-"
  • Merlin: "Well that's the thing. Say if these grims weren't really killing people and that everything was but an illution. If these people were given an impression that they weren't a threat, well, Occultra could be as powerful as a god, and if she were to be afraid of even spilling the blood of soldiers, well, who would be intimidated by a paper tiger that can't fight back?"
  • Chutney: "Good throey, but, so far, those deaths seem.... Realistic enough. And obviously we never really seen those victims again sense."
  • Samantha: "Depends, what's the method of their "killings"?"
  • Chutney: "The Grimaces often kill them, or if the Grims themselves are around, they typically set them ablaze, vaberised them, or blow them up to pieces."
  • Samantha: "Well like we said, the Grims could've magicly disguised that to look like they died, but in actuality, they were teleporting the victims to a place where they can be held off, so they are prevented from exposing the Grims true intentions."
  • Chutney: ".... Well yes, I would imagine grims being THAT sneaky about it. Have you tried telling that to the council?"
  • Icky: "If we did, Azzhole would be an asshole about it, while the other councils to be like typical bickering burocrated dips***s about it and debate on whether we're right or not, and Celestius will just shrug being helpless to regain control of the situation."
  • Chutney: "Oh come now, I'm sure they're not THAT bad!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... When we were leaving, we overheard the councilers began arguing about the planet's polotics like children!"
  • Chutney: "...... Fair point. But, at least Celestius would be considerate."
  • Xandy: "We don't doubt that, but that Azzhole character might keep her from taking us too seriously because he's clearly an outdated minded Grim Hunter who's too firmly against grims to look beyond the profession's past."
  • Clifton: "I'm telling ya, that tentacaled salamander, thing, is acting like he has a LOT to lose here!"
  • Obower: "Okay, look, while I don't consider myself a fan of Azzhole, I must ask, why are you people quick to question Azzhole's place here?"
  • Icky: "..... Do you even know the guy's race?"
  • Obower: "Well, he, kinda doesn't really know himself. Though he claims to be a creation of the heavens."
  • Icky: "But on a serious level?"
  • Obower: "..... Okay, fine. I have little clue to what he is, but, we do know he was from a grim hunter family."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well we hear talk he was exiled at some point. Likely, it involved him doing something stupid with grims."
  • Obower: "Okay, look. You have my word that if Celestius, the councilers, and even Magilon trust Azzhole, then he has nothing suspitious in him."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Then what makes you so sure they weren't brainwashed to trust him?"
  • Chutney: What makes you so sure they WERE brainwashed to trust him?
  • Aiess: (Sighs) NO WONDER JOMAN AND REWBENY ARE SCARED!!! WILL YOU QUIT WITH THESE RIDDLES?! WHAT SIDE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE ON?! SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER THAT CLEARLY!!!!
  • Archimedes: Well you won't get it from us because even we are only guessing what these Grims' end game is. Last we dealt with Grims, we were in your shoes. But now we know them to not make mistakes you have made and will make. So you don't need to believe us. You just need to trust us.
  • Obower: "..... Aiess, I know what they're trying to say makes little sense, but, we may as well. If it can help us stop Occultra, or, at least have a better understanding of a deeper meaning behind her actions, then, we have to."
  • Aiess: ".... Fine, but NO funny business!"
  • Icky: "Well this is mostly a comedy, so-"
  • Aiess: "I mean things like-..... Ugh, fine, whatever, I take what I can get, can we just get to looking for Bella?"
  • Chutney: Well, I'm afraid I don't know where she is. And Rac is too angry to help you since he's all hoity-toity about his beliefs, so, he's no help. You might need to talk to her parents, or Ellia if she's in a listening mood.
  • Icky: "AWWWWW, CRAP!?"

Bella's Family Home

  • Bella's Father: (Sighs).... Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. Not because I don't want to help find my own daughter, it's more like.... I know she wants to be left alone, and I want to be respectful of it. I have been worrisome about my daughter since the Fall of Dell Academy. That incident almost got me to quit being a Grim. But, I dare not forsake my heratage, even if it would ease any dealings with the likes of Azzhole's ilk! I personally still believe that Occultra has a deeper meaning behind all this, but.... I feel, conflicted, in that my beliefs are challnaged. I still want to do grim magic, but, I also don't want to be accused of supporting this extremeisum, but, I also don't want to start asiding with Azzhole, but..... You see what I'm getting at? I'm caught between a rock and a hardplace?! I don't want to be a traitor to fellow grims, but, I also don't want people to think I'm a monster!
  • Syvar: "Oh yeah, the penultamate lose-lose situation. You would be in a shitstorm no matter what ya do."
  • Gazelle: "Can you elaborate more on why you wish to keep quiet about Bella?"
  • Bella's Father: Nothing beyond this..... I want to keep her safe. Not just from the brainwashed masses believing Azzhole's nonsense, but, from the fang. Adiom is still on the loose and ruining the Sharp Fang. Not, saying I prefer that weakling Raccoxious' methods because nothing was being done or changed, but, I don't wanna sound like a fanactic and compliment Adiom on anything, but, I don't wanna sound like I support Azzhole's nonsense, I, GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I CAN'T DESIDE ANYTHING?!
  • Bella's Mother: Let me continue for you, dear. With all the commotion in the world, and the fact that Tephra's broadcast was worldwide and caused global Grimace invasions, we had to leave because not only were we scared what these illusions were doing to people, but we were distraught there was nothing left to fight for. With Adiom now in charge of the Sharp Fang, we were unable to do a thing to restore what Raccox made it out to be, thus, it lost sight of fighting for Empirid and Grim rights. And Adiom? Well, he was different, in more ways than the obvious....
  • Icky: "Define, "Different", cause as far as we can see, he could just be an average guy that just got WAAAAAAAAAAAAY tired of the goverment's shit."
  • Bella's Mother: "Well, you're not wrong, he is still THAT much, but, Adiom has more personal reasons beyond typical fatique about what the goverment is doing to Grims and Empirids. He was, a victim of another mindless raid of Azzhole that..... Took his entire family from him."
  • Iago: "...... What happened?"
  • Bella's Mother: "His parents and other family members were Sharp Fang members and were protesting in front of another Grim House set to be destroyed..... The general was one of Azzhole's faverties, General Dess Troyer."
  • Icky: "(Sarcastic) Subtile."

Flashback.

  • Raccox was seen leading a group of Empirids and Grims to do a peaceful protest in front of a Grim House set for eradication, as Azzhole's soldiers and a malicious look general were seen.
  • Raccoxious: "Good millaterry forces of Remena, please hear us. We only wish for peace. Please spare this grim house and-"
  • Dess Troyer: "Shoot the protesters down, men. (The Soldiers armed themselves)."
  • Raccoxious: "(Cowerdly yelps)!? General, be reasonable- (The Soldiers opened fire as Raccoxious ran like a cowerd, as innosent protesters were mindlessly gunned down as Dess was laughing like a gleeful maniac)!"
  • Bodies laid everywhere as a young boy Adiom was seen crying over his slain family.
  • Young Adiom: "MOMZY?! DADDY?! SIS?! UNCLE COKAMONGA?! ME FAMILY?! (Cries)!"
  • Dess Troyer: "(Mockingly) Oh isn't that precious?! A grim filth crying for their family as if they actselly have empathy! (Laughs sadisticly!)"
  • (Po): ".....  I, do NOT, like that guy?!"
  • Dess Troyer approched young Adiom and held a gun to his face, firing it but actselly missed and only damaged Young Adiom's face as he screamed blood curddlingly, as Dess and the remorseless soldiers laughed heartlessly!
  • Dess Troyer: "Oops! I only succeeded in breaking his face! (Aims the gun again) Next shot won't miss."
  • ???: "(This video but female)"
You Ruthless Heartless Bastard

You Ruthless Heartless Bastard

  • Dess was shocked as he was smacked down by the appearing silluetted figure.
  • Figure: "YOUR DAMNING ACTIONS SHALL BE MET WITH EQUILLY COLD PUNISHMENT, YOU MONSTERS?! (Makes the Grimaces appear and charge at the quickly cowerding soldiers as the Grimace began to kill and/or even turn into more Grimaces as the remorseless cowerds screamed phathicly!)"
  • Dess Troyer looked in shock of the massicure!
  • Dess: "..... NO?! NO?! I, I MUST ESCAPE?! (Tries to run, but Adiom had took Dess' weapon and pointed it to his face)......"
  • Young Adiom: "..... Not so confident now, are you, ya worthless piece of shit?!"
  • Dess: "...... Okay, okay, kid, I'm sorry! I was, I was only following Azzhole's orders! He was the one who wanted me to destroy this Grim House! You stupid sharp fangers were just in the way! He gave me orders to get rid of intervention as I had seen fit?! So, I just desided I was gonna dispose of the problem perimently?!"
  • Young Adiom: "..... YOU KILLED, MY, FAMILY?!"
  • Dess: "..... (Coldly) And if I'm being honest here...... I enjoyed every second of it, of seeing their phathic faces lose their lifeforce. It was decilous to destroy another filthy set of grims."
  • Young Adiom: "EVEN WHEN ONE OF THEM WAS A LITTLE GIRL?!"
  • Dess: "Hey, better to start early I always say- (Young Adiom cocked the gun angerly as a deep beep was heard)........ And, and now I realised that what I said were entirely the wrong things to say- (Young Adiom screamed as he began to fire the gun as Dess' head blew up into nothing as Adiom began to destroy Dess Troyer's body entire there's nothing left with the gun to the last ammonition until the gun started clicking)......"
  • Young Adiom angerly tossed the gun away, as he kneeled and felt brokenly as he broke into histerical crying, as the figure came to Adiom, reveiling Occultra as she appeared, starting to give an empathic stare and gave Adiom due comfert.

Flashback ends.....

  • Bella's Mother: "..... So from that day forth..... Adiom came to the logical conclusions he came to......"
  • Icky: "....... WELL NO FUCKING WONDER HE WANTS TO DO WHAT HE'S DOING?! AZZHOLE, REALLY IS AN ASSHOLE?! HE ENCOURAGES SOLDIERS TO SHOOT DOWN PROTESTERS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "And indeed, Raccox was a phathic imbacile to leave the people he was leading to their deaths and save his own skin!? Adiom may not be a tecnecally better choice, but it was clear that Azzhole does not tolerate desenting opinions?! He's a tyrant?!"

(Saving Bella)

  • Scorian:... (Groans at Bella).
  • Bella: (Muffled while chained up and covered by the mouth)
  • Scorian: (Groans at Bella trying to explain a plan, but Bella couldn't undertstand him).....
  • Scorian realises that Bella can't understand him and faceplams, wishing that Hertzberg gave him an ability to speech.
  • Scorian was forced to pull out a chalkboard and write down his plans with his claws.
  • Bella: (Realizing what he was doing, she convinced Scorian to free her mouth) Ugh! So, you blame Aranasia and Celestius for letting Azzhole kill your wife?... I'm sorry about what happen to you all the same, but.... Well, it's not their fault! It was nobody's fault but Azzhole's!... There's no need to drag the entire Radiance and the Council into this. The only one responsible for the loss of your family is Azzhole. He's independently harming Grim families! He's the one you want! Scorian, please, let us help you- (Her mouth was covered again as Scorian growled monstrously)
  • Scorian wrote down a counter-arguement that Celestius and Aranasia should've stopped the raids nor shouldn't've awarded Azzhole for conducting them.
  • Bella: (She shook the mouth restraint off) Look, they both didn't know his true nature and treachery. Okay, they knew what he was doing wasn't morally acceptable, but maybe they weren't in a serious enough position to really challnage him on it, and- (Scorian roared loudly in her face and aggressively clawed that he didn't deserve to be in the Council and should've been kicked out)... (Sighs) There's no sugarcoating that. I'll give you that much. But given Aranasia's telepathy, she didn't know whether or not she was being jinxed or not. And Celestius is just.... Too trusting to see past Azzhole's backstory to really understand her mistake. I don't even think he knows what he's doing. Maybe Occultra wants to make him evil, or- (Scorian roared again and punched her in the chest) UHHHGH!!! Okay, maybe implying that Occultra was doing something to him was too offensive. That's fair. Maybe it is just Azzhole being unfit for rule and Occultra really is just as much a victim, as all grims, not just you, are. But it's not like what she's doing is really any better! (He clawed that Azzhole was using that and the two could've been too stupid to realize that).... There's a difference between unsure and stupid. If it was what he intended, she still couldn't do anything about it. Even telepaths can't see everything. You're not going to defend yourself with that. It doesn't matter what you do, my friends will save me. (Scorian paused and growled as he took out tense crystals and left when he hears the heroes' arrival) It's only fair to warn you that my friends have fought Grimaces bigger then you and often are worse then what you've become! You might not stand much of a chance! (Scorian brooded and injected the tense crystals into his arms as it granted him supercharged power with a loud roar)... Okay, that sounds like a good enough match for them.
  • Rewbeny: BELLA! (The heroes arrived)...
  • SpongeBob: Holy cow, is that a Chitauri?
  • Iago: "Except Grimacedafived!"
  • Rewbeny: That's... Scorian. And his history seems to be clawed all over the place.
  • Shifu: (After reading the descriptions)... So he blames your mother and Aranasia for the loss of his wife?
  • Rewbeny: Yep, and it doesn't matter if it was Azzhole, he holds the two of them responsible for letting him get away with it regardless of defenses.
  • Obower: Well this guy's not going to take it easy on me and my sister.
  • Merlin: "Oh please, we barely have anymore time for these distractions. (Teleports Scorian away). There, problem sloved."
  • Scorian charged back in forcefully!
  • Icky: "..... THE F***, MERLIN, DID YOU LITTERALLY TELEPORTED THE GUY NEXT TO US?!"
  • Merlin: "No! I litterally teleported him 200 thoundson miles from here!"
  • Zosimo: "I'm guessing he must be soaped up enough that he can run rediculiously fast for his girth."
  • Lord Shen: "Then let me handle this! (Brings out his cannon and fires it at Scorian as the cannon ball sends Scorian flying and crashed into a wall, explouding!)...... VICTORY- (Scorian charged in and grabbed the cannon) (Shen Peacock screeched)"
  • Scorian tossed the cannon right into a tree, with Shen still on it!
  • CRASH!
  • Lord Shen: "...... I really, need to make my cannons much more heavier and durable!"
  • Rewbeny: "Uh, maybe let us fight Scorian?"
  • Aurlena: "Hey at least let me have a wack! (Charges, but Scorian smacks her right into a wall!) D'OOOF?!..... Okay, your turn. (Slides down comedically)"
  • Scorian groan laughs.
  • Aiess, Rewbeny and Obower all charged and began fighting Scorian as a team as suddenly a figure picked Bella up and ran off!
  • Boss Wolf: "THAT GUY TOOK BELLA?!"
  • Obower: "WE'LL KEEP SCORIAN OFF?! GO?!"
  • The Misfits charged off!

A Sharp Fang Ship's Parked Location

  • Bella was placed down by the reveiled stranger, Adiom.
  • Adiom: "..... I always hoped I had you back in my arms in some form of matter."
  • Bella: "..... Adiom....."
  • Sharp Fang soldiers showed up.
  • Adiom: "Now, earlier before your new alien misfit friends gave me alot of s*** coming here and forced a tactical retreat from me. Not bad for a gang of circus freaks, and they even have found your old team-mates too..... Too bad they're gonna have to settle for only three. Because, (Unties Bella) It's about time you stop playing for our people's enemy and start fighting for us. For a chance for change. And this time, (A processer grimace in the shape of a jellyfish appeared), I'm done taking a no for an answer. Occultra was so generious in suppling me with a Noibrainer Grimace. It has the power to help folks like you re-establish your true loyalty."
  • Bella: "Your gonna brainwash me into this?!"
  • Adiom: "Ehhhh, brainwash is too hard a word for it. More like, it will remind you of how miserable this society is and make you WANT to come back to your REAL friends! All of Empirid and Grim Kind! And the best part.... It works! (Grabs the Noibrainer and smacks it right onto Bella's head as she is only reminded of the Remenians being ungrateful and cruel to her)...... Like a charm."
  • Bella started to become more and more hateful of the socity that does nothing but berate her and doubt her loyalty to them!
  • Adiom: "Yes, yes love. Use that hate to motivate you to punish the blighters on how they treat our kind! Forget being an Esperess Pisser! Come back to the winning side, and be both a Sharp Fanger..... AND A GRIM?!"
  • Bella:...... Yes!...... They must pay!
  • Thundera: FANCHION, MUCHACHO, I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, (The Lougers and HA were seen) I DO NOT ALLOW THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR TO GO UNPUNISHED.
  • Adiom: I think this time around, there's going to be an exception, folks. (Whistles as a Wasp-Based Empirid and a Bat-Based Empirid came in)... Say hello to my new partners since Bella and her sister left. Trifie and VesBan.
  • Trifie: (Breezie accent) IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD TO HAVE ANOTHER TEAMMATE WITH US!!
  • VesBan: (Dark German-like accent) THE EMPIRIDS WILL BE RESPECTED, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!
  • Gazelle: "Buddy, we have no time for your little erranders, (Smacks the two out effertlessly, knocking them out)..... Our beef, is with you."
  • Adiom: "..... Ya sure you want that, love? When ol'Adiom gets rough, he plays for keeps."
  • Trifie: (The two recovered) Lady, we've been knocked out so many times, we can fake it. You will not get rid of us so easily. (Displays stinger claws, which Gazelle only responded with an annoyed rolling of eyes)..... DID YOU JUST ROLLED YOUR EYES AT ME?!
  • Gazelle: "Oh, it's nothing against you two personally. I just don't tend to be paient when those lesser then my level don't get the hint that I'm just too much for them."
  • VesBan: Oh, you think we're not worthy threats, alien?! (He spread his wings wide and displayed claws) We wouldn't be Adiom's personal followers if we weren't worthy threats!
  • Gazelle: "I don't question that, but, considering that I was able to just smack you guys away like nothing..... Well, your obviously not a threat to me. Again, nothing personal, it's just, villain sidekicks that don't accept their limitations are kinda like buzzing flies that won't leave your picnic. It gets annoying after awhile."
  • VesBan: "IMPURDENCE?! YOU WILL NOT DISGRACE ADIOM'S LIGHT?!"
  • Trifie: "I LIKE TO SEE YOU ACT SO HOITY TOITY ABOUT US NOT BEING A THREAT WHEN I REDUCED YOU TO A MESS EVEN A GLOWN WON'T TOUCH?!"
  • Icky: "Tch, what's the matter, Adiom? Scared of us so you would rather hide behind those morons?"
  • VesBan: "DON'T, EVER, think Adiom would be so stupid in a million years as to-"
  • Adiom: "Actselly, VesBan...... What kind of leader would rather hide behind clearly defeatable underlings then prove why he's leader to begin with? A cowerdly one, is that! So, the misfits have a point."
  • VesBan/Trifie: WHAT?!
  • Adiom: "Losing battle aside, I will not allow myself in any fashion as the leader of the Sharp Fang to be made a cowardly sort. What kind of leader would I be if I let remarks like that slide and hide behind those that had OBVIOUSLY been easily overwealm and leave me to deal with this anyway? You two ungrateful dolts may think it ain't smart, but, it's not about whether it's smart or not.... This audience clearly demands for the star of the show..... So why bore them with the small acts? And why disappoint them? After all, they clearly came to see me, not you two!"
  • Trifle: "But, but boss-"
  • Gazelle knocks the duo out again into a tree, truly knocked out!
  • Skipper: WHEN HE SAID HE WANTS TO DEAL WITH IT HIMSELF LIKE THE LEADER HE IS, YA LET HIM DEAL WITH IT?!
  • Adiom: "..... Ya know, I could've given them a "Do as I command" speech to scare the idiots to back off, ya didn't need to knock them out."
  • Gazelle: "We know, but their insistence became too much for even ME to bare. They were starting to be a nousence."
  • Adiom: "..... I respect that. You want a real challnage and won't settle for anything less. Unprofesisonally insistent and disobedient as they were, can't say they were ENTIRELY wrong... I know I can't likely beat you myself. Now, it's not really me being tricked as more like, I am accepting your invitation for a personal confrontation, and that I'm acknowledging that your not impressed with VesBan and Trifie. As a showman, I know what the audience wants, and you came here, for the star of the show, not some two-bits! Who am I to disappoint, really? Also, you have some fair points yourselves. It is my fight and mine alone. And what kind of showman would I be to not have the limelight for an epic solo act and waste it sharing with my co-stars if they were not by popular demand? You were obviously beyond their level. Besides... (Readies his weapon).... YA DID CHALLENGE MY HONOR BY CALLING ME A COWARD, SO I MAY AS WELL CORRECT THAT STATEMENT?!"
  • Lord Shen:... A terroest leader with a sense of honor AND showmenship and respect for popular demand? Now I seen everything. GET HIM!! (They attacked)

Team Remena's Location

  • Scorian: (Roars loudly as the Rewbeny, Obower and Aiess were fighting against him)...
  • Obower: THIS GUY IS SHEER WILLPOWER!!!
  • Rewbeny: He can block out pain and manipulate tense with his own. It's how he's able to handle injecting so much tense into his body and recharge it faster than any other. But it can't completely protect his Grimace nature. Even so, we're clearly not enough. We just need to stall him. (Scorian roars)
  • Aiess: "EASIER SAID THEN DONE?!"

(Preparing For The Final Battle...)

  • Joman: (Sighs) Everyone, I have something to say. With Blue-Eye poisoned, and answers being too unclear and after how we almost lost Aiess twice... I can't take this anymore.
  • Pyrite: Joman, please-
  • Joman: You see, with all our enemies confusing us with unclear truths and unclear lies, I decided I need the answers! I'm tired of being scared of the possibility that all we saw is true.
  • Chi: Joman... I don't know if I should be impressed by this sudden burst of confidence possibly because you discovered your tense ability to heal Aiess's fatal wounds, of upset you're becoming desperately ambitious to find the answers because of it. This devides my feelings greatly on this.
  • Joman: Mine too. But these guys have gone too far as it is. Now Yale, our only hope of stopping Occultra, is dead! They're about ready to destroy all of us!
  • Pyrite: "Well, based on what the Lougers had been implying, saying they'll destroy us is now, a debatable streach."
  • Joman: "I know about the throey about the Grims faking us out, but..... Whether it's true or not, we can't risk guessing games either way! Stopping Occultra is what matters at the moment then questioning Azzhole's existence!"
  • Annora: Well looks like someone's getting pretty dramatic.
  • Joman: ANNORA, I'M SERIOUS, WHEN WILL YOU JUST GROW UP ANY GET WISE?! EVEN YOUR RACE HAS TO DO THAT AT SOME POINT!!! (Everyone was shocked at his outburst, with Annora wimpering)... Was that too intense?
  • Pyrtie: "You think?"
  • Chi: ".... I would appresiate if you don't yell at Annora like that."
  • Joman: (Sighs).... Anoora, I'm sorry! I don't know what's coming over me. But that's the problem here. We don't know. We've never known. Even with the help of these aliens, there's been no clear goal and understanding of what's been going on. What're these guys after? Azzhole? Equality for Empirids and/or Grims? Just being evil for the sake of being evil? WHAT ARE WE EVEN FIGHTING FOR AT THIS POINT?! For once, I'm agreeing with Ue to an extent. Just note that it doesn't mean that I'm adopting his crazier opinions about Grims being outer gods or fake ones or whatever he's been saying.
  • Chi: "Tecnecally, he doesn't really believed in that either, so he just as much doesn't know what to make of himself as you do, Joman."
  • Joman: It's besides the point, Chi! My point is.... These Grimcraftian horrors are starting to scare me.
  • Annora: "That, REALLY sounds like something Ue would say."
  • Chi: "(Rolling his eyes) So he is taking him abit more seriously then he said."
  • Joman: It's bad enough if they are or aren't amoral in their standards... But scaring us with secrets and unclear answers? What if we don't like the answers we get? What if I get scared enough to give up? What if this is what they want? Well I won't have it! If these, as Ue tends to discripe him, his words, not mine, "cruel occultists", are so determined to keep the truth from us... Then we need to take drastic measures.
  • Pyrite:... Is that why Ue was the only one you looked up to since the Lodgers arrived?
  • Chi: "Again, as I said before, he's not exactly sure of himself at the moment, espeically not with his family's crazed religen. Maybe it would be better if-"
  • Joman: I never said I took him too seriously. I did say, to an extent. But besides the point. Crazy religen or not, he was right about this. The Grims are up to something big, and we still don't know if the Lougers' throeies on them are acctreate or not. All they said proved his point. If we can't find the truth behind this, we might never do so. We'll keep running in circles until we pave it into the ground until we reach hell. Well we need to be proactive this time. I'm tired of being scared! I'm tired of watching death and craziness all over me! I'm tired of being treated like a pushover. Now that our biggest hope of salvation is dead, or not dead but held up somewhere in the Grim Terratory or whatever and kept from being such either way... It's time we stopped sitting on the sidelines. We're beating the answers we need out of them. No more holding back. No more setbacks! No more being scared! It's time we got ready. And let me tell you, I am! (He sang this to a concerned Team JACP, along with Team RABO leading the assault for a poisoned Blue-Eye, and Celestius as they prepared their evacuation and defenses)
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Tirade and Tephra Butt In

Occultra's Castle Stronghold, Grim Territory

  • Tephra and Tirade were present and seen.
  • Tirade: Well, well, well... So the band's all back together. Team RABO back to "save the day". Good grief, ya just HAD to get these fools back into the game, outsiders? Seriously? Why won't you get it through your heads? You can't stop mother. She's pretty unstoppable. Besides, you dips***s got it all backwards. You're the villains and we're the ones doing what's right.
  • Obower: You murdered and destroyed so much we worked for and loved, so you wouldn't know right if it GAVE YOU A SCAR LIKE ON YOUR SISTER'S FACE!
  • Tirade: "So said Azzhole's obedient puppet."
  • Ue: "We have no time for your nonsense, Tirade! Stand aside or suffer the consequences."
  • Tirade: "(Laughs intensely) You dopes are hardly even a threat to Clownz! You're no threat to us. Besides.... You, ain't, gonna, do, s***."
  • Brandy: Watch us- (Tephra pinned her to a tree with a new Grimaced arm)
  • Tirade: ".... Told ya you ain't doing s***! (Chuckles insanely) Now, how's about you guys f*** off before it gets worse?"
  • Ruden: "Welp, we tried! Come on, let's go back home and have some hot coco-"
  • Tulio: No! (Ruden whines phathicly)..... First off... WHAT IS THAT?!?
  • Tirade: Let's just say... Tephy's gotten a little more embracing since last we met. You pushed her to the breaking point and now she's an inch closer to being like Ma. Did you think you had a chance? (Laughs smuggly with a hint of insanity) Well, are YOU gonna be disappointed in yourselves?!
  • Ruden: "And that's MORE then enough for me to just go home and try some coco! Who's with me?! (Silence)..... AW COME ON, AT LEAST HUMOR ME GUYS?!"
  • Tirade: Yeah, guys. Listen to the weakling for once-
  • Ruden: OH, YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A WEAKLING!!! (He fired his gauntlets at him, of which Tirade started to deflect) I'LL SHOW YOU TRUE WEAKNESS, BECAUSE IT'S RUDELESS TIME- (Tephra blasted him to a wall)... On second thought, llsten to good ol' Ruden the Weakling. Let's blow this stand...... Azzhole sucks anyway.
  • Tirade: See, (Cackles wildly), See?! Glove boy gets it!
  • Ue: He, doesn't speak for us.
  • Merlin: And we know how you Grims roll. Whatever you're actselly trying to atthive, it won't hide under your charade forever! We won't stop until we find out what it is and do what we came to do to keep you from making it worse.
  • Tirade:... (Sighs annoyed) Fine, but it's on you. (He arms his two scorpion pincer-like blade-guns) HIT US WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!!! (Cackles)
  • Iago: Jesus, guy, do you HAVE to laugh at every moment? Even Joker wasn't that cackley-
  • Tirade got up to Iago scaringly quick!
  • Tirade: "(Sternly and angerly) Ha, ha, ha."
  • Iago: "..... On second thought, you're clearly a guy who enjoys to laugh! It IS the best medicine after all! (Nerviously laughs)."
  • Tirade: "..... Tch. I honestly don't get why Mom's taking you jokes for aliens so seriously. You look more like a freaking circus then a serious threat. I mean, I thought those Graggs look rediculious, but you clowns take the cake!"
  • Icky: "WOULD PEOPLE STOP IT WITH THE CIRCUS CONPAIRISON?!"
  • Tirade: "Oh, you think this is bad now? (Makes the Scorpian Claws snip as suddenly the Lougers and the HA are in circus attire) NOW it's a real circus!"
  • Rewbeny: Okay, before we can start, where'd you get that ability?
  • Tirade: Grim trade secret. It's amusing to laugh at my enemies as I cream them to obilivion. Oh, (Chuckles for abit), by the by, Celestius' cute daughter? Ya owe me for slicing off my stinger.
  • Rewbeny: You poisoned Obower and Uncle Blue-Eye and almost killed them!
  • Tirade: Oh don't give that "I never did anything to you" kind of mentality as if we're living in your false fantasy land where your socity did NOTHING wrong and our bad mood is pointless! You non-grims pulled shit like that to our loved ones enmass like you have a murder boner! What I did, couldn't satisfy the bloodlust YOU ASSWIPES HAD?! (Rewbeny was ashamed that she didn't consider this and the truth behind Tirade's actions) Also, stop being a big baby about it! I mean, what, did you think your old uncle would live forever otherwise sweetie? I mean, he's not getting any younger. And that alcahol useage isn't gonna do him any favors. Nevertheless... You're not getting past us. Not THIS time! Time to cut off that murder boner for grims, but good!
  • Ruden: "It doesn't involve actual penis dismemberment, does it?"
  • Tirade: "Oh don't worry, it's a metathor....... (Darkly) But we can make it litteral if you want!"
  • Ruden: "NO THANK YOU! (Covers up his crotch!)"
  • Obower: STAY OFF OF- (Suddenly the heroes were trapped by an electric bubble as the Graggs appeared).....
  • General Flameguard: "..... Remember me?"
  • Zosimo: "..... Son of a gun, the Graggs are working with Occultra!?"
  • General Flameguard: "Oh, don't look too much into this. This is mostly a contemporary arrangement. She promises us half of the planet where we can do what we want where she can have a half of her choosing. Win-win for us, either way."
  • Tirade: "Ha! That trap worked perfectly!"
  • General Flameguard: "(Sternfully) Don't think you're off he hook for that crack about us looking rediculious, kid. You're lucky that your Not-Mom gets touchy about violence being done onto ya Grim types or I would've given you seven across the ass!"
  • Tirade: "OHHHHHHHHHHH, you heard that, did ya? Well, it's nothing personal really, I- (Adiom appeared and smacked Tirade away) PLAIGAH?!"
  • Adiom: "THAT IS FOR DISRESPECTING OUR GRAGG VISITORS, YOU WANKER?!"
  • Tirade: "GOD DAMN, THAT STAFF HURTS?!"
  • Belle: "ADIOM?!"
  • Adiom: "Ello, love, just figure I check up on you one last time, because Flameguard is going to take you lot to the big lady herself. Occultra. And I just have to say..... You could've been on the winning side, Belle. You would've avoided being trapped in a bubble. We could've been togather forever, in an Empirid/Grim majority planet.... Give or take what part of the planet has been promised to the Graggs. Now, much as I personally want to make you reconsider again.... I think that Occulra might finally make you realise your mistake for herself. So, I'll see you again after she's done, Belle. Now then, cheerio. (Leaves as the Graggs proceeded to get closer to the bubble) I'm off to give a victory speech to the rest of the fang. Finally, things are going right for the discriminated. (Leaves off as the Graggs proceeded to strap the heroes into restraints.)"
  • Tirade got up as Tephra got next to him.
  • Tirade: "Well, this was not exacly the victory I envisioned of me NOT getting hurt, but, still a victory nontheless. (The heroes get dragged off by the Graggs) Have fun with Occultra, dipshit misfits! (Laughs super crazly in victory as Tephra just gave a continued serious stare, as the door closes in.)"

Occultra Takes QUITE A Turn For The Worse

Occultra's Tallest Tower.

  • Occultra's pet goblin-eqsed bat-winged feloot grimace creature arrived with the final piece of the completed Season Mage Relic to a waiting Occultra.
  • Occultra: "....... You done well, Zprinkles. (Brings in a normal AUU Mouse as Zprinkles quickly ate it)....... Finally..... I have all that I needed to finally make my dreams come true..... It's time to give the Sharp Fang and those two petty criminals a, proper send-off."
  • Occultra's eyes glew.

Sharp Fang's location in the stronghold mess hall.

  • Adiom stood before his followers as VesBan and Trifie were standing on the right of him while Ronam and Sherby by the left.
  • Adiom: "-And once Occultra finally gets that last bit of blooming Seasonal Mage power, the path of the new world, can finally begin! Our new Empirid homeworld, will be reborned from the ashes of this hateful discrimitive world!"
  • Ronam: "(Quietly) And my new crime utopia as well."
  • Ronam snickered as Sherby rolled her eyes at this.
  • Adiom: "Soon, we will say farewell to Remena! And hello, TO NEW EMPYREAN?!"
  • The Followers cheered and rejoiced to this!
  • ???: "Oh, you clowns will be saying farewell, allright."
  • Everyone looked to see Hertzberg......
  • Hertzberg: "Because Occultra IS gonna make a new world. Only, just not solely a one for Empirids, NOR making a new crime utopia like it's still the age of stagnation!"
  • The Sharp Fang members stared confused as some began to mutter, Ronam looked the most shock while Sherby held up a sign that read "I predicted this from act 1".
  • Adiom: "...... (Laughs out loud!)..... Good one, Hertzy! Occultra never said you were the one for jokes! Did that stinker Tirade put you up to it?"
  • Hertzberg: ".... Adiom, Adiom, Adiom. You of all people should know that when it comes to what Occultra wants, (Red Eyes formed around the enterence behind Hertzberg)........ I never kid around....."
  • Adiom lost his trademark smile in surprise.
  • Adiom: "..... I..... I don't understand! I thought, I thought we've been serving Occultra pretty well!"
  • Hertzberg: "Now, see, ya did. By all means, you were among the best guys she had. This backpeddle has nothing to do about any failure to deliver since you have proven effective in what you do. It's not you, it's her. Occultra simply desided that now that she has the rebuildt and repowered relic, having the Sharp Fang would seem redundent now. Cause you see..... She wants Remena to be given the HARD reset treatment! That means everything previously established in this world, has to go. And well...... Sad to say it had to include Empirid socity. Because, she wants this world to become an entirely knew place. It's going to be beyond "New Empyrean", way beyond Ronam's redicuious crimetopia dream, and it's CERTAINLY NOT GONNA BE AZZHOLE'S BITCH ANYMORE?! She's going to turn this planet into a planetary Grimace! Grimacia, I would dub it."
  • Adiom: "But, but why?"
  • Hertzberg: "Oh don't get us wrong, Occultra still wants to end Empirid discrimination..... She just felt she needs to go a step beyond just stopping the Empirid's problems. See, you guys aren't the only ones butthurt about discrimination. Remena's discrimination, is but a byproduct of something that existed in our universes, since the dawn of everything! Empirid hate is but one small spetrum of a larger barrage of moronic discrimination! You guys think you had it bad? Try talking to the Weevoids, the Phends, Sherby's people, Jokedons, or generally any hybrid ever, and they would tell you that they had it MUCH worse! Why, we grims, had it argueably worse then you Empirids had for like, what, getting into a war with the Zyauars? There's races that are given worse shit for often not even wanting problems but gotten into a misunderstanding or were forced into it! That's why Grimacia will instead, become a Grim Homeworld! Where we would punish any discrimitive world, by Grimaceifying their worlds too! And the kingpin double-goal leaves us the winners either way! People let go of discrimination out of fear of Grimaceication, or everything becames a big grim family!"
  • Adiom: "....... Now, lad, maybe Occultra is getting abit ahead of herself. How's about I talk to her and see if we can do something that offers compromise for both groups?"
  • Hertzberg: "Tch. This is why she's dumping you, Adiom. (The Grimaces began to get closer). Extreme as you are, you have a limit after all. Occultra likes to deal in absolutes. Only real grims are this dedicated. But then again, some of you aren't even real or full grims. Some of you, are just Empirids tired of being treated like crap and you read on the broshure that the Fang was perfect to get some respect around here. You're only dedicated to your own desires. Espeically Ronam, (Ronam was trying jesture Hertzberg to stop talking while sweating heavily), who actselly BENEFITED from Grim and Empirid misfortunes because it allowed his criminal ass to get rich from you being stupid enough to buy weapons and Grimace ingredients from him! He's not dedicated to a New Empirid homeworld at all! He just wants a crime utopia out of all this! He's ultamately, just another parasite from the gutters! (Ronam was sweating like a bitch now to the point that he's starting to make a small puddle of sweat, as Sherby held out a sign that reads "You can water a garden with this guy.") All of you were not truely dedicated to Occultra's wishes. Ya just wanted something out of her like the beggers and parasites you are! And you Adiom, only proved it by how you said you wanted a compromise! Well, thing is, with Grimacefying a planet, it can only go all the way, or nothing at all! There's NEVER a grey area!"
  • Adiom: "Now, Hertzberg, let's be gentlemen about this! Please call Occultra and open up a negosiation table! We'll discuss a new deal, we-"
  • Hertzberg: "What part of Occultra doing things in absolutes did you NOT understand? (The Grimaces have fully arrived now) It means that she has no more use for you lowlifes..... Nothing personal, folks. (Raised his hand up and formed a snapping finger motion).... Just business..... GRIM, business. (Snaps his fingers, and the Grimace Mob charged enmass, over-wealmed the Sharp Fangers)."
  • Ronam: "OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP?! SHERBY, SHERBY, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE, AND OUT OF THIS PLANET?! Sherby, SHERBY?! (Sees that Sherby was already flying away on her umbrella, holding a sign that reads "Everyone for themselves", only to get pounced into by a Grimace Creature Resemblent to the Leviathon Reapers with Sythe-Mandables as the sign and umbrella fell down)..... Well fuck my life. (Gets chomped on by a Dragon Grimace that roared then after)."
  • Adiom: "(Shocked to see his followers starting fall bit by bit.)....... VesBan, Trifia, we need to get out of here- (Looks in shock to see that two Glown Grimaces are already torturing VesBan and Trifia) GAHHHH?!"
  • VesBan: "SAVE YOURSELF, ADIOM?!"
  • Trifia: "We're done for either way!"
  • Adiom was shocked and was moving back, but suddenly, A Re-Gaint was seen behind him as it's head broke into the walls.
  • Adiom: "....... Awwwwww, bollicks."
  • The Re-Giant opened it's maw as the Grim-Jellyfish flew in and all began to grabbed Adiom, pulling the struggling leader screaming into the Re-Giant's mouth.
  • Hertzberg: "(Satisfived, he leaves to the Grimaces to finish stragglers and vanishes into the darkness.)"

Occultra's tower.

  • Occultra sensed that the deed was done, as the Graggs arrived with the captured heroes.
  • General Flameguard: "Good news, Grimness. Your kids' distaction worked. We were finally able to capture them! So, we're finally good with you, Ma'am?"
  • Occultra: "..... Ahhh, Flameguard. You came just in time for me to say..... LEAVE?!"
  • General Flameguard: "....... I'm sorry, wha......?"
  • Occultra: "I'm afraid to say that our desires for Remena, conflict. You just want the planet, just for the sake of trivial conquest, while I..... I want something more."
  • General Flameguard: "Hey don't think you can make the great General Flameguard leave easily- (Scorian appeared behind them)......"
  • Scorian growled.......
  • Occultra: "...... That's, what he's for."
  • General Flameguard: "........ Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
  • Scorian grabbed Flameguard and his entire group, coiled them up into a ball, and tossed them up into the sky, sending them cartoonishly flying back into their home planet in the next system over, as they crashed into it with a comical puff of smoke.
  • Occultra: "..... That'll be all, Scorian."
  • Scorian happly moan and left.
  • Icky: "..... Let me guess, the clished "Now that I got everything I want I don't need my henchmen anymore" rotine? Is it safe to assume that those Sharp Fang guys got the boot from you as well?"
  • Occultra: "...... Tch. So assumtious, are we? Well, mock me all you want. (Holds up the relics) I finally have what I want..... And now.... To make them mine, indiffently. (She jabs the relics right into her chest, surprising the group, as her body, though bleeding in the process, began to absorb the relics perimently into her body, finally becoming one with their power)...... Finally.... (Her scars from the prior action began to heal)..... NOW, EXSPEARIENCE, REAL POWER?! (JUMPED RIGHT INTO THE AIR AND POINTED AT WHERE THE THRONEROOM RESIDED, AS UNDER THE EXACT CENTER, BELAID AN ANICHENT BURIAL TOMB THAT WAS BLOCKING OUT SOMETHING, FOR WHEN IT OPENED, WHAT LOOKS TO BE PURE DUSTY SHADOWS ROSE FROM THE BURIAL PLACE AND FLEW OUT TO WHERE OCCULTRA IS, AS SHE LANDED BACK, THE SHADOWS FOLLOWING!)...... Behold...... The tools, of change! (She had the Shadows to fly beyond the stronghold and beyond the lands as the cities began to get swallowed up by these dusty shadows!)"

The Evacuation Ships' arriving destination.

  • The entire Council and the citizens arrived.
  • Celestius: "..... There..... We made it to safety."
  • Necromandos: "Now all that leaves is waiting for the misfits to resolve the situation and- (Things began to get darker)...... And....... (Sees the dusty shadows being accompined by Wasp Grimaces)..... AND FAIL MISERABLY?!"
  • The People began to run and panic as the Grimace Wasps pounce onto the People and held down down as both get engulfed by the dusty shadows!
  • Celestius: "RETREAT?!"
  • The People and the Councilers ran away!
  • Naterius: "COME ON, MENTOS, WORK THAT CARDIO?!"
  • Mentos: "IS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE A FAT JOKE, AT THIS TIME?!"
  • T'ime: "JUST SHUT UP AND RUN, YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • Elliot: "THOSE ALIENS HAVE FAILED US?! THOSE INCOMPIDENT TEAMS HAVE FAILED US?!"
  • Cyants: "ALOT OF FAILURE THAT WE SHOULD BE USED TO AT THIS POINT?!"
  • Necromandos: "OH YOU IDIOTS ALWAYS ARGUE AT EVEN THE WORSE OF TIMES?!"
  • The Running Councilers began arguing, as Celestius and Azzhole were already at the door, letting civilians in!
  • Celestius: "THIS WAY, COME ON, WE ALL CAN MAKE IT?!"
  • Suddenly, Grimace T-Rexs came from the dusty shadows and charged forth!
  • Azzhole: "(Saw the arriving new Grimaces)..... IT'S TOO LATE FOR THEM?! (Pushes Celestius in and closes the doors as the bickering councilers and other escaping citizens are left out!
  • Necromandos: "CONFOUND THY, AZZHOLE?! (Starts banging the door) WHY DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO- (Timon Screams as the Grimace Rexes close in!)"

Otherside.

  • Roars, buzzing and screams are heard!
  • Taliwan: "THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, URA'NUS?! THERE'S STILL PEOPLE OUT THERE?!"
  • Azzhole: "Then THEY will slow down the Grimaces and those shadows! Allowing us a chance to go further down in the Zyauar safety zone and wait until this blows over, then, we can build ships to escape this place and find a new world?!"
  • Mr. Tense: "YOU'RE JUST, SACRIVICING THEM?!"
  • Taliwan: "AND WHAT NEW WORLD, YOU CRAZY ASSHAT?! THE GRAGGS TAKEN OVER THE OTHER SYSTEMS IN THESE PARTS?!"
  • Azzhole: "I AM YOUR COUNCILER OF ANTI-MAGIC/COUNTERMAGIC, AND YOU WILL ACCEPT MY DECIDTIONS WITHOUT QUESTION?!"
  • Chutney: "DON'T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED?! THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE OF YOU?!"
  • Azzhole gets angier.....
  • Azzhole: "..... Excuse ME?!"
  • Chutney: "YOU HEARD ME, AZZHOLE?! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU CONSTINTLLY CAUSING GRIM RAIDS BEHIND CELESTIUS BACK, (Celestius looked surprised), AND KILLING GRIM FAMILIES WHILE CAUSING SEGROGATION PRACTICES AND ENCOURAGED DISCRIMINATION, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED?!"
  • Azzhole: "UNGRATEFUL LOUTS?! I DIDN'T CAUSED THIS TO HAPPEN?!"
  • Taliwan: "..... But you're why we have to deal with this now. Occultra was likely a victim of one of those raids, was she?!"
  • Azzhole: "....... INGRETE?! (Smacks Taliwan down, surprising everyone) DOES IT MATTER ANYMORE?! SURVIVEAL IS AT STAKE?! WE SHOULDN'T WASTE IT PLAYING BLAME GAMES?!"
  • Celestius: "...... Ura'nus....... What have you done?....."
  • Azzhole: "..... Et tu, you ungrateful winged whore?!"
  • Celestius: "I'm sorry Azzhole, but, I'm afraid our only hope to stop this now, is to give Occultra what she wants! As of now, you are NOT A MEMBER OF THE COUNCIL ANYMORE?! You are to be exiled from Remena, for good?! It...... It breaks my heart having to do that to you..... I'm..... (Sheds some tears) I'm sorry..... (Taliwan comferts her)......"
  • Azzhole: "...... Well..... I'm sorry too........ That I have to do, THIS?! (BLASTED THE DOOR, DESTROYING IT AS THE GRIMACE WASPS FLY ENMASS AND SWARM AROUND THE ROOM AS THE SHADOWS COMPLETELY BLOCKED OUT THE ONLY EVER EXIT) I WILL ATTEND TO THIS OCCULTRA NONSENSE, ALL BY MY SELF?! (Teleports away)"
  • Taliwan: "EVERYONE?! RUN?!"
  • The people panic as Grimace Wasps were grabbing people and taking them right into the shadows!
  • Celestius lead Taliwan, Mr. Tense and Chutney to escape, as Raccoxeus was seen hiding under a table cowering!
  • Raccoxeus: "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING?! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING?!"
  • A Grimace Wasp smacked the table over!
  • Raccoxeus: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)?!"
  • Chutney turned around!
  • Chutney: "RACC?! (Runs to try and save him, but then the Raptor-Bikes started to come in, as one of the Raptor-Bikes turned into raptor mode and pounced onto him) AHHHHHHH?! (Gets pulled into the shadows) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (Disappears into the shadows)"
  • Raccoxeus: "NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOO?! I JUST WANTED EQUILITY THROUGH PEACEFUL MEANS?! (CRYS LIKE A BIG BABY AS HE GETS DRAGGED BY THE GRIMACE WASP INTO THE SHADOWS!)"
  • Mr. Tense: "WE LOST CHUTNEY?!"
  • Taliwan: "THERE'S LITTLE WE CAN DO NOW?! COME ON?! (Leads him and Celestius down the hallway, as the Clownz started to run in)"
  • Mr. Tense: "OH, JOY?! THE GLOWNS HAVE ARRIVED?! OR IT IS CLOWNZ?! WHY DO THESE GRIMACES HAVE TWO NAMES FOR THEM?! OH, IT'S SUCH A BAD TIME TO QUESTION THE NAMING CONVENTION RIGHT NOW?!"
  • Some of the Clownz began to phased into the walls to try and intersect them!
  • Celestius: "TALIWAN, TENSE?! LOOK OUT?!"
  • A Glown swiped at Celestius, but she dodged barely in the nick of time with a sumersult, as Taliwan dodged quickly, while Tense comedicly dodged with cartoonish grace!
  • Celestius grabbed the two and flew up, out of the reach of the Clownz!
  • Celestius placed Taliwan and Tense down!
  • Celestius: "You two, you must escape and find Rewbeny and the others! I'll hold them off!"
  • Taliwan: "BUT, CELESTIUS?!"
  • Celestius: "Now is not the time, Taliwan! All this happen because of me?! I let Azzhole go too far, and now, we could lose Remena! She needs you more then ever now! Besides..... The Grimaces consider me the greater threat to Occultra. They won't deem you two as much without me. Good luck. (She leaped backwords and reversed arial sumerulted, then spun around to do a fast quadtruple flip as she pulled out her weapons and began fighting off the Grimaces, but in doing so, the shadow began to creep closer!?)"
  • Taliwan: "..... I'M NOT LEAVING YOU, NOT AGAIN?! (Charges off as well!)"
  • Mr. Tense stared shock as the two fought off the Grimaces but eventually both were swallowed by the shadows!
  • Mr. Tense: "GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE?! (TRIES TO RUN, BUT RAN INTO A FAT GLOWN GRIMACE INSTEAD)..... Ohhhh... Pooo. (The Fat Glown Grimaced with club hands laughed. He then bellyflopped Mr. Tense right into the shadows as he screamed like a bitch!)"

Outside.

  • The entire safe zone was seen being engulfed by shadow....
  • Azzhole was seen from afar.....
  • Azzhole: "....... Get ready to have this score settled, Occultra. I have yet to begun to fight. (Leaves Angerly)."

Torchwood's location.

  • At the Millaterry base, Torchwood was building a great speech.
  • Torchwood: "And I am compident that as long as we have the teams and the Alien helpers, we can stop this, we can defeat Occultra, we- (Things get darker as the Dust Shadows were seen closing in, surrounded the base like water)......... We pretty much lost, did we? (The Shadows splashed into the forces and Torchwood like nothing)"

Occultra's stronghold.

  • Occultra looked on, seeing the shadows engulf virtually everything, as things get seemingly more destrutive.
  • Occultra: "...... How does it, feel, Teams of Remena, Lougers, Heroes Act, that you went through all this trouble.... For nothing?"
  • Gazelle broke free of the Graggs' restraint and frees everyone else!
  • Gazelle: "You haven't won yet, Occultra! We can reverse this!"
  • Occultra: "..... Then try."
  • The Heroes charged, but Occultra just gave them all one mere force push by just pointing her hand at them, and all of them, even Gazelle, are defeated in one swoop!
  • All the heroes fell down in defeat, and all fell at the mercy of Occultra.
  • Occultra: ".... Oh hum. All that hype about how you were giving my forces trouble, all for nothing. Becuase now, I have nothing to fear, in making a brave new grimace-ifived world, through removing the old one in it's place! Your cowerdly masters may run and hide all they like, but the shadows will find them. And don't think the calvery will arrive soon! Nothing gets away from the shadows! For as long as I will it, it will NEVER, be the case! So sit back, relax, and enjoy, the crumbling of your kingdoms of hate?! (Held her hands up high as it was shown that the shadows are englufing the kingdoms to the heroes defeated dismay)..... (Occultra finally broke in to a long, victorious laugh, as if the justice she hungered for, was finally dilievered in full display)."

To be continued...

Transcript

Let's Just Live (feat

Let's Just Live (feat. Casey Lee Williams) by Jeff Williams with Lyrics

Intro Song (RWBY Volume 4- Let's Just Live)

Chapter 1: UIS's Greatest Problem

Chapter 2: Planet Remena

Chapter 3: Meeting Rewbeny and Team Remena

Chapter 4: Grimmess Occultra/The Story of Dell's Downfall

Chapter 5: Saving Dell/Team RABO Returns

Chapter 6: Facing Tephra

Chapter 7: Fight Against Occultra

Epilogue

To be Continued....

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