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Hank Jr returns from his last defeat and has been hiding on the world of Amphibia, or rather a fairly new merged Bondlink world where Amphibia has merged with another Earth and 8 other worlds: Mammalia, Reptilia, Aves, Arthropoda, Cambria, Plantae, Fungi, and Protozoa, where he has learned about it's history as a series of worlds wanting to leave the Bestiary Dimension that spawned the monsters of Mewni. He has managed to enslave the world with his hybrid monsters, and the Lodgers and Star Butterfly's group are called in by a newcomer named Trista Hylander, the granddaughter of the famed UUniversal Crusader Cpt. Hylander, and her crew of world jumpers. They care about this merged world because of her friend Nickson, a former toad warrior, and they have safely rescued the land's primary heroes: the carefree and happy-go-lucky Anne Boonchuy, her formerly manipulative and socially adept human friend Sasha Waybright, and her intelligent fantasy-driven and clumsy human friend Marcy Wu, alongside her frog friend Sprig Plantar, a rambunctious young polliwog named Polly Plantar, and their grandfather Hopadiah 'Hop Pop' Plantar, as well as Sasha’s friend Grime, Marcy’s newt boyfriend Otto Brack, and many more. They end up finding through a salamander named Bracket, the creator of an artificial Resurrectorate named Helixis, that Hank Jr wants to unleash his abandoned attempt in order to create a biological Resurrectorate monster so he can take over the UUniverses after having lost his original power to his father. But with mutants and monsters crawling everywhere, our heroes must stop Hank Jr from ruining this world, especially when someone worse is using him: a caecilian dark arts lord of Amphibia and Bracket's traitorous partner Wormtongue, who seeks to steal all the magic from the world and rule it all.

Scenes[]

Prologue: Star Talking to the All-Mother[]

The All-Mother's Innerverse

  • All-Mother: (Her avatar was seen resting in a meditated pose whilst newborn next-generation would-be Outer Gods were playing around with cosmic toys. Star and Marco entered and were bombarded by them instinctually wanting to greet them) Oh, hello.
  • Marco: HOLY LOVECRAFTIAN DAYCARE, BATMAN!!
  • Star: Just relax, Marco, they're only saying hi. (A baby squid Outer God grabbed Marco in the face and turned his head into a moon)... Sometimes in their own ways.
  • Marco: (A baby T-Rex Outer God pounced on Marco and licked him like a dog) DUDE, UGH, GROSS, BABY COSMIC FORCE GERMS!!
  • All-Mother: (While still meditating) Children, please go to the playroom, they're here for adult business. (The baby Outers teleported away as she got up and approached them) You'll have to pardon the children, Mr. Diaz. (She turns his head back to normal with a snap of her fingers) New things excite them so easily.
  • Marco: I... Noticed.
  • Star: So, you needed to see us for something, All-Mommy?
  • Marco: Yeah, is something wrong?
  • All-Mother: Oh, why must something be wrong for me to want to see the 0-Brave and her confidant?
  • Marco:... So, nothing's wrong then?
  • All-Mother: I didn't necessarily say that. I have been detecting a, concerning pattern. First, there was the incident of your first venture to Outer Town on your quest to have Grommet/Lekmet restored to life, and being momentarily and RUDELY interrupted by a Corruptioner that suddenly appeared to be interested in you. Then there's that Finalfinite appearance in Equestria that just so happened to keep referring to Ocellus as Star, up until you came and pacified that poor thing, and then Hardus of all Outers willfully coinciding with Xenosites, then Laughoutloudgoth's hand in causing a major Hibernation Realm breakout, then how Nigel Pede tracked Roller quicker than even possible for Outer Gods, INCLUDING Deviants, and then, the X-Infinity Neckbrace, appearing on a hybrid child in the same world affected by a Finalfinite, and caused, QUITE the hassle for all involved. I don't wish to alarm you, Star, but.... I fear a cosmic conspiracy against you is at play by a force, that succeeded obscurity to even me.
  • Star: Aw jeez, is it another hater like Xorbin? 'Cuz I'll have their cosmic butts Hiber'd faster than you can say-
  • All-Mother: Not at all. Rather, the opposite is true. This dark force actually wants you for themselves, so as to live out chaotic fantasies. All those situations were to either corrupt you, and/or test you, Star Butterfly.
  • Marco:... Sooo, what you mean is, this unknown jerkwad wants to take Star and turn her unstoppable?
  • All-Mother: An unfortunate consequence of being a 0-Brave, I'm afraid. When my children and grandchildren are not like Xorbin and fear what you can do, they would also see you as a chance to get a leg-up in the Multiversal Hierarchy and even put me in a position where I must recognize their self-righteous hubris.
  • Marco: Well that's not being very grateful to the fact you're why they even exist. Children of the year, multiverse!
  • All-Mother: They can't always help with that line of logic, I'm afraid. As always, the neverending life of Outer Gods can be, unfulfilling. There'll always be those that desire more out of their existence. Sad, but true nevertheless. This is why the Hibernation Realm and the Realm of Rejects before it had to be things. It was precisely why I required a 0-Brave. Not just to ease the ongoing conflicts between them and Inrealmers, but to give them the impression that their existence is fulfilling. If I end up losing you to this conspirator, well.... Even I'm afraid to say what would be the result then afterward.
  • Marco: Yeesh. Not good, right?
  • All-Mother: Which is why I have a new task for you, Star Butterfly: Get yourself some friends.
  • Star: WAAAAY ahead of you on that, I already have a lot of friends in New Mewni and-
  • All-Mother: Hear me out, child. What I meant is, new friends. You need to assemble disciples that will aid you in keeping peace within the Multiverse, alongside having defense against the conspirator.
  • Star:... But, only a 0-Brave can even handle Outer Gods, right?
  • All-Mother: Well, that doesn't mean other bravery tiers can't have equal mastery of such if trained correctly. Luckily for you, there are already disciples out there I have in mind for you. Firstly, look for the human maiden, Trista Hylander. She's a realm-jumper that has caught my eye as well as you did, Star. In fact, because of her dimensional knowledge and ability to comprehend even the worse of Outer Gods, I at first had prospects of making her the First 0-Brave... Then of course Glossiary inadvertently had you usurp that title from her.
  • Star: He's still very sorry, by the by.
  • All-Mother: Worry not. There's no shame in being the second 0-Brave. Besides, I believe she might be your best ally in finding any worthy others. I must warn that you may have to expect the unexpected. Do not expect to find such allies in while they are in peaceful times. The conspirator, whoever it may be, is always watching.
  • Star: Tch, dirty peeping tom!
  • All-Mother: Just remember, do not be hesitant to ask for help if you get caught in a cosmically-difficult situation. Whether it's myself if need be or any more intermediate Outer God, know that as the 0-Brave, an ally is never beyond reach.
  • Star: Okay, so here's my first question...... Where is this Trista girl?
  • All-Mother: Well, here's the complicated part: Remember the dimension the monsters of Mewni hailed from?
  • Marco: Well yeah, and then we heard talk it was brought back but made way unlike what Mewni Monsters were like.
  • All-Mother: Well, she's currently monitoring a world you might be interested in. A world called Animalia.
  • Star: What's that?
  • All-Mother: It's... A world inhabited by, more Bestiarans. But, it has an entire series' worth of lore and history to it. They evolved to be more peaceful, but... It's a merged world just like New Mewni. A product of the Bondlinks.
  • Star: Sounds interesting already. But... Who're the 0-Braver saviors?
  • All-Mother: They called them the 0-Calamities. You may find them as three humans. The one that has the biggest impact is a girl named Anne Boonchuy. And, she has grown well since she was stranded there. But... Let's just say, she's gone through eliminating a grimmer alternate timeline involving rogue otherdimensional gods, so to this day, Trista is currently monitoring her. If you want to learn more about this world, Razeena is always available.
  • Marco: Just, out of curiosity, what is this world like?
  • All-Mother: It's a fusion of another Earth, and nine different life-themed worlds native to the Bestiary Dimension. As of the change of timeline, it's not as... Balanced in modern and primitive civilization as it was BEFORE the timeline was changed.
  • Marco:... Is this 'Anne Boonchuy'... Going well on a world like that, then? It can't be sanitary.
  • All-Mother: She isn't alone. She has the other two 0-Calamities helping her, but both are...... Touchy about their time regarding making the 0-Calamity Prophecy come true. Anne managed to accommodate quite well on the frog world of Amphibia before it was merged, especially to their diet due to her Thai heritage.
  • Marco: Oh, yeah. Humans have different kinds of diets in different countries. Food is food after all.
  • Star: We're part bug, Marco.
  • Marco: Oh, hehehe, yeah, but still, food is food. Humans sometimes have to cannibalize if it means they have to survive. It's sick and above all else gross at times, but it's the law of nature.
  • All-Mother: Though it probably isn't much wonder why the cosmic forces often have less than desirable opinions on Inrealmers.
  • Marco:... Fair point.
  • All-Mother: So, keep in mind that Animalia is from the far outer reaches of the revived Bestiary Dimension, free from the impact of it's birth realm's... Current ruined state. It's likely a very isolated world now in the spot once of another Earth, and Razeena rests in the center of the Bestiary Dimension's cosmos, watching over it. As such, Ressors have rarely interacted with that world, with the exception of one of it's prior former seperate forms as a burial of the husks of their former Preserver bodies that, according to some sources, has been tampered with. The Preservers didn't technically 'die' for lack of a better word. Rather, they converted their energy into what became Razeena and her Ressors. The Preservers that lived in that dimension simply became empty husks, and even a dried out husk of an Outer God that for as long as the energy is unharmed can't be hibernated, is always in danger of being misused in some fashion by Inrealmers. Their unchecked curiosity and interest, can be costly. Worse case scenario, Outer Gods' husk bodies can even be used to empower Inrealmers in many fashions.
  • Marco: Like, what?
  • All-Mother: Well, at most, either being used as a source of energy or an inspiration for a misguided religion, something not meant for Outers. That's what the Inrealm Gods are for.
  • Marco: Theeeeeeen, where were THEY when that happened?
  • All-Mother: Gone. They were... Complacent creations, and ones born from a creation gone wrong. They went rogue, and tried to take revenge against the Xzars that destroyed the Bestiary Dimension, or worse. That's what Anne and her two human companions were for... Despite... One of the inrealm gods momentarly complicating matters until a powerful Bondlink item was used to correct it.
  • Star: Soooo, that left these empty husks to be taken by greedy weirdos?
  • All-Mother: Afraid so. But, best case scenario is that they ended up freakshow displays where their legitimacy was made... Impractical, as freakshows might not always be honest sorts. Another best case scenario, it's held off in a secret government spot, preferably of direct Outer Force influence for the best protection that can be afforded until the converted Outer God reclaims the husks. However, the unlucky ex-Preserver husks.... Got the rawest deal. They were used to try and make an Outer God made by mortal hands. And to the cosmic forces, that isn't considered..... Desirable. Benevolent as I am, even I must find disgust in such mistreatment. They gave up their cosmic energy to create Razeena, so they deserve better than that.
  • Star: "No kidding. That's kinda like a cosmic equalentcy to necromancy...... Cosmonancy!"
  • All-Mother: "I'd say more like what you inrealmers call, making a cosmic "Frankenstein's Monster"."
  • Marco: "Ah, smart not just saying Frankenstein."
  • All-Mother: "I'm not unfamailier with the misconception, I've been aware of many things in the multiverse."
  • Star: "As outers should."
  • All-Mother: "Alcourse, with the apostate outer in question, by all accounts it isn't dangerous. Litterally the husks were just being used to make another Ressor. And Ressors being a counter to Xzars are inately peaceful and benvolent. They're incapable to act malevolently or for self-gain. But it would still be proper to turn over this apostate to Razeena so it can be afforded a better life then be at risk of those that try to go after the poor thing reguardless, much less be a risk to why it was sealed up to begin with and risk trouble from the Xzar who originally destroyed the Bestarian Dimension. And, far warning, Star.... Let's just say you're not exactly high on this Xzar's opinion chart. If it comes to it, you'll see why."
  • Star: "Got ya. Don't worry, I think I got the gist. Go to the new merged realm, find the I can't believe it's not an outer god, Outer God, and take it to Razeena before bad/stupid people mess with her, got ya!"
  • All-Mother: "Good, espeically because one of the Lodgers rogue's gallery aims to cause issues there. Expect them to be of help for THAT espeically."
  • Marco: "Thanks, cause last thing we need while dealing with a fake-o Outer is an outside problem. Not that we wouldn't handle that ourselves on our own, but hey, extra help is always appresiated."

Welcome to Animalia[]

  • SpongeBob: (The group saw the ruins of Earth cities, and a variety of animal and human inhabitants)... So... Nice world Hank Jr. decided to choose.
  • Marco: Yeeeah, I thought this was just a frog world. All-Mom really should've let us in on THAT tidbit.
  • Star: Yeah, especially since this world WAS from another dimension.
  • Icky: To be fair, that scene was up back before Season 3 of Amphibia became a thing.... (Quietly) Give or take SAF canon soft-retconing it.
  • Lord Shen: People, focus. The more time we spend wondering about how this world works, the more time we give HJ.
  • Spyro: (They were already walking away) We're FOCUSING as best as we can.
  • Lord Shen: (Ooowop)... Okay, good for you.... I guess.
  • Icky: Buuut, we WILL be hearing the alternate timeline story behind it, sooooo, brace yourself. There's ALWAYS things left out of the beginning details.
  • Lord Shen: What's important is that we avoid doing something that'll make us look like idiots or cretins, so everyone, be on your best behavior-
  • ???: MARAUDEEEEERS!!
  • Lord Shen: WHO DID WHAT?!
  • Cynder: I don't think it's us! (She points to Barry and his Marauders coming in on giant mantises)
  • Barry: BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SO GLAD TO PUT THE NICE GUY ACT BEHIND ME IN THE NEW WORLD!! Okay people, ya know the drill, cough up the money so we can skedaddle outta here before the 0-Calm-Mittens come here and spoil the fun, again!! AND DON'T INTENTIONALLY TRY TO STALL ME!! (The denizens began giving up money) HEEHEEHEE, THAT'S more like it.
  • Brian: This is WAY better than being an accountant!!
  • Johan: Look, I'm grateful ya freed me from Croaker's little spider beast, but ya really have to make me just rob people and not let me do what I wanted to do against her?
  • Barry: Hey, who died and made YOU leader here, buster?! Don't make me curse you into vomiting spiders again!!
  • Johan: No, please!! I think I still got 300 of them inside me- (Pukes spiders) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
  • Brian: Make that 200.
  • Barry: And you'll get another surplus if ya don't play ball, oldster!
  • Johan: Y-Y-Yes sir!!
  • Ma Hassleback: Honestly, it ain't that different from how we did things before, but I can work with it.
  • Renee: A little more outward in criminal arts than I like, but it's a new world, so, it means new careers, I suppose.
  • Barry: (He lifted up a full sack of the stolen money) Okay gang, I think that's enough for us to-
  • ???: HEY, CLOWNFACE!!! (He looks to see the Shell Lodgers and Star and Marco not too far from him)
  • Barry: Gawhaaa? Who the FROG're you guys?
  • Po: Buddy... (He poses) We're your worse nightmare.
  • Brian: (Gasps) METALLIC CRANES WITH LASER-BEAM EYES?!
  • Po: (Rimshot) Uhhhhh, nooo? I mean, we're the Shell Lodge Squad!! (They posed too and after a pause, they laughed)
  • Skipper: Aaaand there it is.
  • Johan: Ahahah, ahhhh. First of all, y'all are more of an army than a squad.
  • Ma Hassleback: Second of all, where the flimflam are your shells?
  • Renee: And why "Lodge" in the middle of that name? It makes no thematic purpose.
  • Bagheera:... Wow, all three criticisms to our name under one roof. A new record.
  • Lord Shen: That is BESIDE the point! We have you petty criminals surrounded.
  • Barry: Oh DO YA NOW?! HAHAHAH! (He claps hands and suddenly, Barry's dark arts magic created magic skeletons outta nowhere with weapons) Compared to the Zero-Calm-Mittens, you guys are nothing!! So, why don't you guys do us ALL a favor and go back to the zoo? No? Okay! SIC'IM, BONES!!!
  • Skeleton Leader: YA HEARD THE FROG!!! (They did this with leftover robot arm cannons)
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Rattle em boys

  • Skeleton #1: Slice!!
  • Skeleton #2: Dice!!
  • Skeleton #3: Slaughter!!
  • Skeleton #4: BONE PUN!!!
  • Skeletons: (Record scratch)... DAMMIT FRANK!! (The Skeletons charged)
  • Po: Oh, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SKELETONS?!
  • Shifu: Still not over your Dragon Knight escapades, I see.
  • Po: CAN YOU NOT REMIND ME OF HOW I ENDED UP BEING HATED IN ALL OF CHINA?!
  • Lord Shen: WHO CARES?! JUST ATTACK!!! (They fought their usual style and just about had them until suddenly, blue, pink, and green beams of light bounced into the area)
  • ???: (Brenda Song voice) YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (The blue light bounced across the skeletons holding the townspeople hostage)
  • ???: (Anna Akana voice) HEY, CLOWNFACE!!! (The pink light hit with such intense force, it knocked Barry's gang unconscious)
  • ???: (Haley Tju voice) WOOOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOO!!! (A large green glowing D20 dice was thrown right in front of them)
  • Kowalski: Is that... A D20 Dice?
  • ??? #3: CRITICAL SUCCESS, FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW! (It exploded in green energy knocking everyone including the Lodgers back, and knocking Barry down)
  • Barry: GAAAAHHH!! I HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT!!!! (The three lights landed in line in front of him, burning like fire, and soon revealing three human teenage girls) SWEET FROG JESUS, WHOEVER THAT GUY IS, DON'T YOU COSPLAYING PIECES OF CRAP HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?!
  • Human #2: Yep. But this beats, ALL OF EM!!!
  • Johan: Yeah, ya really kinda walked into that, sir- (Barry cursed him to have extra more spiders) AW MAN, I WAS JUST 200 DOWN- (Pukes spiders again) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
  • Icky: Okay, that kinda thing REALLY looks like the fastest way to get arachnophobia!
  • Barry: Thank you! I made it myself! I DON'T MIND SHARING!!
  • Icky: OH, HELL NO THANK YOU, YOU DEMENTED KNOCK OFF OF WILLY WONKA!!
  • Barry: Whoy Whata?
  • Renee: I really do not understand these earth ape references.
  • Human #3: THEN TRY GOING TO EARTH APE SCHOOL!
  • Human #2: FUUSRODAAAAHH!!! (She spin-kicked Barry and his gang straight off into the distance as he let out a Wilhelm scream) DON'T FORGET TO WRIIIIITE!!! NOT THAT I'LL ANSWEEER!!!
  • Boss Wolf:... Is it too soon to say those girls just stole our win?
  • Po: To be fair, those guys were more in their jurisdiction, so, they were their's from the start.
  • Boss Wolf: Heh, fair enough. Saves us trouble and time.
  • Human #1: WHAT THE- (They powered down to peak human form)
  • Human #3:... NO... WAY! IS THAT SPONGEBOB FREAKING SQUAREPANTS?!?
  • Human #2: I used to like that show.... TILL it turned God-awful and began suffering from bad episodes and an extended lifespan!
  • Patrick: AND THERE IT IS! Another SAF trope: LOOKING DOWN AT THE STATE OF AFFAIRS FOR CANON THINGS!
  • Icky: That's the consequence of self-aware comedy to be fair, it don't discriminate on what it mocks.
  • Human #1:... Oh, right. Razzy DID say that cartoons are real too. Soooooo... Hey.
  • Jumba:... You've seen a LOT, haven't you?
  • Human #1: Oh, sometimes, TOO much. (She has crazy flashbacks of seeing the true form of an ancient deity)...
  • SpongeBob:... And, you three must be Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, and Marcy Wu.
  • Anne:... You know who we are?
  • Marcy: EEEEEEHHHHH! A childhood icon of mine said my naame! EEEEH!!
  • Sasha: Ohhh, geeeee, I'm SOOOO honored. Don't you guys have anything better to do than just, uh, flipping burgers and serving fast food that's bad for you in MORE WAYS THAN ONE?!
  • Icky: Ya think it's bad now, wait until this series addresses the SAF version of the Krabby Patty recipe! (A flash was seen)…
  • Marcy:… What just happened?
  • Sasha:… Okay, assuming you said something post-modern, I haven't exactly touched the Land Before Time Sequals in a long while, but I don't recall you being this meta.
  • Icky: Let's just say I'm a long set-sailed departure from my portrayal in my debute film and leave it at that. My name doesn’t even have an H anymore.
  • Sasha: Is that true to the other characters that are suppose to be villains, like the hyenas, Kaa, Prince John's fictional snake lackey, AND THE MURDEROUS PEACOCK?!
  • Lord Shen: And that's another tired self-aware self-critque of the series addressed in one episode.
  • Sasha:… Ohhhh God! You’re one of those old YouTube things where people insert random cartoon characters into a movie or cartoon, aren’t you?
  • Skipper: Not anymore… At least, mostly.
  • Icky: And again, a lot of us are clear departures of canonverse us. Just as you three and your Amphibia friends are.
  • Sasha:… I’m starting to get a little scared how much you know about us. Buuut, given you're so meta, I’m not surprised and I'll take your word for it. But I got my eye on them. (At Shen) You espeically, endangered species killer!
  • Lord Shen: IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS INFLUENCED BY AN EVIL MUTATED COBRA WHO IN TURN WAS INFLUENCED BY DARKSPAWN CORRUPTION!! (Stunned silence)…
  • Marcy:… Mmm. Looks like the YouTuber who made you took… Creative liberties. You don’t see that often.
  • Icky: Ugh, again, we're more nuanced than what our films shown. Really, we’re more our own timeline now.
  • Sasha: Still eying you though. I know a big rock golem toad who'd be happy to have new 'training buddies'.
  • Icky: Nice callback to your D-Art series adventures-
  • Iago: Can you not, Ick? You’ve gone meta enough.
  • Spyro: If you three know us, you should know we’re not really all that harmful. If we were, we wouldn't've tried to go after those Bandits that were troubling people.
  • Marcy: Oh, the Marauders? Pfft, it's okay, compared to Extinctus or even Collectitus, they're mainly just a collection of bad guys that mostly have it out for Anne.
  • Anne: Don't ask, by the way, I, got into a lot of shenanigans in Amphibia.
  • Icky: Your canon show spoke for you on that.
  • Anne: WAIT, I GOTTA SHOW?!? I mean, I knew this was a fictional realm, fiction being a questionable term really, but really? Do… Does it go into everything we did?
  • Sparx: In the Canon UUniverses, yes. Here, your stories are told ENTIRELY on Deviantart.
  • Anne:… Oh GOD, we’re fanfiction?
  • Marcy: OH WOW, WE’RE FANFICTION?!
  • Sasha: WHY THE F*** DO YOU LOVE THAT?!?
  • Baloo: We’re here because the All-Mother wanted to give Star and Marco backup.
  • Bagheera: AND to find Hank Jr!
  • Baloo: Yeah, that too.
  • Anne: Star and Marco?… Wait, you mean Star Butterfly, right? I’ve heard about her being a 0-Brave who destroyed magic. And you’re saying she’s here?!
  • Shifu: That’s correct. Have you seen them by any chance?
  • Icky: Wait a minute, they're not with us?!
  • Po: Yeah we did kinda charge off without them and they must've assumed we got this and went somewhere else.
  • Icky: Heh, inconsistency, thy name is this story!
  • Anne: Nah. They’re probably lost- (Her new phone rang) Oh, what’s up, Sprig? You are NEVER gonna guess who’re standing right in front of us! I swear, you are gonna LAAUGH!!
  • (Sprig): I’m sure, but… Two kids just showed up in New Wartwood. One’s a blonde magic girl and another’s a boy with a red hoodie. The girl… Where’ve I heard her name before?
  • Anne: Star Butterfly?
  • (Sprig): Yeah that’s it!
  • Banzai: Well isn’t that convenient?
  • Anne: Yeheah. TOO convenient. We’ll be right there, Sprig! And we have new friends.
  • (Sprig): New friends- (She hung up)
  • Anne: AW DAGGIT!! He wasn’t finished.
  • Sasha: Ah, he’ll see it for himself. Let’s skedaddle. I just hope our parents aren’t having a hard time moving in.

New Wartwood

  • Oum: (New Wartwood was not too different from the original Wartwood, as the Plantar farm had belongings from the Boonchuy household and was slightly modernized with whatever human modern technology was left, as Anne’s parents were doing renovations and were sweating wildly) WHEW! HONEY?! You got the back finished, yet?
  • Bee: UGH! It’s so HOT and HUMID out here!
  • Oum: It IS amphibian lands.
  • Bee: Yeah, but this is too much. And I thought Bangkok and LA were rough neighborhoods.
  • Oum: I’m just glad we scrounged up most of our belongings. Though the Waybrights and Wus… COULD have been luckier. (Sasha and Marcy’s parents were seen building their own houses with massive boxes being unloaded from a massive Uhaul on carriage wheels and being driven by large insects)
  • Will Waybright: UAH! (He stared at the face of one of the bugs)… Still not used to being in a world with giant bugs and giant small birds. Not many people say they had an unexpected encounter with a giant duck blocking the road!
  • Robert Wu: At least ducks are suprisingly more docile than the likes of herons or even giant versons of songbirds! I was surprised that even a robin can have the ferocity of a predatory animal!
  • Julie Wu: Well, it's good humanity has managed to make the most of it, helped with creative alternatives to modern human tech.
  • Rosalind Waybright: Having to be without cars and other conveniences like the Internet WAS a hard sell though, but ya gotta admit what they did with this "Calamity Network" was a surprisingly good substitute and surprisingly compatable with phones. It's almost like the Internet's still a thing, but Wi-Fi's never bad.
  • Will: Though I feel like the new problem is that it's TOO good now. Hard to order pizza without it teleporting your exact desired pizza onto your face.
  • Robert: It WAS fairly warned the network will have kinks to work out. This IS something normally based on chaos, and it was said Calamity energy is normally something that "makes it's own rules", not an easy thing to balance.
  • Julie: I honestly don’t mind. It’s nice.
  • Will: I… Don’t really see how this is better than when the President prepped humanity for the Wild Ages. Just cuz' Collectitus cheated the prophecy, we gotta be held back 10 years and deal with no preparation, got briefly usurped by that Malcolm jackass, AND our daughters are mentally 10 years older. They’re adults, in teenage bodies. WE only remember it because of the Watch of 0-Bravery.
  • Robert: (Shivering) I am STILL recovering from the memory that I ACTUALLY DIED!!!
  • Oum: WE ALL ARE, MR. WU! (Sprig hopped in)
  • Sprig: HEY, MR AND MRS. ANNE’S PARENTS! WE GOT SOME NEW VISITORS! Also, hey, Misters and Misseses Sasha and Marcy’s Parents, how’s moving been?
  • Will: Oh, just SPLENDID! I TOTALLY love living in a land that’s hot as HELL. But hey, at least it’s not built atop a SWAMP like the last Wartwood!
  • ???: So, are you six… Anne, Sasha and Marcy’s parents? (Star and Marco arrived)
  • Marco: WHEWIE! It’s HOT out here! I’m sweating up a STORM out here! How humid is it in these lands?!
  • Sprig: Humid enough for us frogs to live in.
  • Marco: Yeah, but feels very much for humans to handle. I think my skin is ACTUALLY melting.
  • Sprig: Try to imagine pre-merge Amphibia. Give the Bondlinks credit, it's normally way hotter than this.
  • Marco: Well, I think a few notches were spared from making this completely human-friendly.
  • Star: Oh Marco.
  • Robert: Um, to answer what you were saying before, yes, we're them. We answer that question alot post-merge.
  • Will: Though if you're looking for them, they went to deal with those Marauder idiots again.
  • Star: Dang it!! And we were briefly there too, but I just HAD to feel like the Lodgers got it and poofed off here!
  • Sprig: You're not very good with hindsight, are ya? That's fine, I'm not that great with it either sometimes.
  • Star: Let's just say I'm rather infamous for bad hindsight. (Quietly) Borking magic one of them.
  • ???: YAAAAAAAAH!!! (Polly jumped onto Marco’s face)
  • Polly: WHO DA F*** ARE YOU TWO?!
  • Marco: AHH, AAAAHH, STAAAAAR, RABID LEGGED TADPOLE!!!
  • Star: (She levitated Polly off) Awwwww she is just so CUUUUTE!
  • Polly: WHO YOU CALLING CUTE?! SPRIG, ARE THESE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE HUMAN POACHERS?!
  • Sprig: No, Polly, this is apparently the Star Butterfly 0-Brave we heard a lot about.
  • Polly:… Hhmmmmmmmm. (She took a long stern stare at a happy waving Star)… Checks out. You two are too young to be poachers. But I got my EYE ON YOU!!
  • Marco: YA HAD IT ON MINE!!!
  • ???: NOW WHAT IN EVERLOVING TARNATION’S GOIN ON HERE?! (Hop Pop appeared on Bessie with groceries and props)… Oh. New visitors. Given how they’re… I can’t believe I’m sayin’ this… Animated… I can assume they ain’t from this world.
  • Star: Star Butterfly, mister.
  • Hop Pop:… Huh… Where’ve I heard that name before?
  • Star: 0-Brave who destroyed magic and created New Mewni?
  • Hop Pop: Ohhhh, THAT one. The one we talked about that one Christmas…. You’re much more cartoonish than I thought.
  • Star: I get that a lot. Now when’s the three girl heroes gonna come in? I mean, given how powerful I heard they were, they SHOULD be zippzapping themselves here right about- (Blue, pink, and green bolts of energy bounced right into New Wartwood as everyone cheered, and arriving was Anne, Sasha, and Marcy, at the same time the Lodgers teleported in)
  • Robert: JESUS CHRIST, YOUNG LADY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO JUST JUMP IN LIKE THAT!!!
  • Marcy: Sorry, Dad! Also, I’m technically STILL an adult. That doesn’t change just because I’m back in my teenage body.
  • Robert: Technicalities schmechnicalities!!
  • Icky: The thing ya just said after technicalities is not a real word.
  • Robert: WHOA, THE HELL DID YOU ALL COME FROM?!… Um… Well… What you said, is BESIDE THE POINT!! Your old man is NOT as young as he used to be, so PLEASE don’t do that again, or you could end up giving me a heart attack! God knows you’ve hurt your family ENOUGH!
  • Marcy: Personal much?
  • Robert:… I'm sorry, you're right, too far.
  • Icky: Oh yeah, that cut deeper than if ya used a 1000 degree burning knife on butter.
  • Hop Pop: That does NOT sound safe to use.
  • Icky: Not if ya know what you’re doing.
  • Robert: Seriously, where’d you guys come from?!
  • Bee: That’s kinda what I WANNA KNOW!!
  • Marcy: C’mon, Dad, you don’t recognize some of these cartoon characters?
  • Robert: Of course I do! I just wish they weren’t as memorable as my favorite episode of The Talk. But what are a bunch of random cartoon characters doing here? Is this some kind of Cartoon All-Stars thing, except you’re teaching something else other than to say no to drugs?
  • Pain: Then by that logic, there should be an allegory antagonist trying to be a bad influence.
  • Panic: But we checked, there isn't one.
  • Tigress: Though even then I am not gonna sing any undignified song of the sort.
  • Will: Thankfully that means no.
  • Oum: Then why ARE you here?
  • Bee: Yeah, I mean, your presence here alone is raising WAY too many questions I hesitate to know the answer to.
  • SpongeBob: To put it simply, we’re here for two things: 1, there’s a bad guy from another world on the loose here and wants to… Do SOMETHING. And 2, All-Mother sent us here to discuss something with your daughters.
  • Anne: And what’s that? (Everyone in New Wartwood saw)
  • Star: I’ve been through a LOTTA crap since I became a 0-Brave. But honestly, that’s what happens when you commit such an extremist cosmic crime like destroying magic itself. Though this time… It’s for a different reason.
  • Marco: All-Mother tells us that there’s some conspirator of some kind who wants Star all to himself. Though being a 0-Brave makes you scary, it also makes you irresistible… VERY, irresistible.
  • Star: Ahahahw, Marco. (She kissed him)
  • Lavender: UGH, COOTIES!
  • Star/Marco: OH GROW UP!!!
  • Marco: So All-Mother requested that Star get some… Friends to help her out. She directed us here to meet some woman named… Trista.
  • Anne:… You mean Trista Hylander?
  • Star: Yeah, I think so. All-Mommy didn’t specify the last name. But, since we already found the 0-Calamities… Well…
  • Robert: OHHHH NO!! NO WAY NO HOW!!!
  • Marcy: And here he goes again.
  • Robert: These three children do NOT need to go doing any daring-do in these so-called 'United Universes'. They’ve already been through enough with Extinctus, Collectitus, and SO MANY OTHERS!
  • Rosalind: Yeah, not to agree with the father whose inconsideration drove his own daughter away…
  • Robert: F*** you!
  • Will: HEY, ONLY I CAN SAY THAT TO HER!!
  • Rosalind: But, I don’t think OUR daughter would be safe going around the cosmos doing whatever random thing there is against things BIGGER than gods.
  • Icky: She was LITERALLY THE LEADER FOR A RESISTANCE, AND A LIEUTENANT FOR AN ARMY!!!
  • Rosalind: Well technically they erased that part away because everything was being screwed up by Collectius and his maniacial daughter.
  • Icky: (Quietly) Oh right, the soft-retcon.
  • Anne: We STILL remember doing it, though! AND we DID build an army to take back Earth from Collectitus and Malcolm!!
  • Rosalind: And even then, Sasha got MORE injuries than I can count! I still get disturbed by that gaping scar on her back she got before the timeline was changed. And that’s not even mentioning the internal injuries she sustained.
  • Will: It’s a miracle she survived ALL of that.
  • Bee: At least SHE did something for you two: she got you two remarried.
  • Robert: Yeah, and they found a ridiculous way to love each other.
  • Rosalind: Hey, don’t judge us. We’re like Hawaiian pizza. We often hate each other, but DAMN do we still dig each other.
  • Will: Really, she’s the bigger bitch here.
  • Rosalind: NO YOU!!!
  • Will: F*** you!
  • Rosalind: F*** YOU!!!
  • Will: F*** YOU!!!
  • Rosalind: F***, YOOOU!!!
  • Icky: 3, 2, 1… (The two began making out on the ground)
  • Marty:… Love has no boundaries.
  • Sasha: That’s my parents.
  • Oum: Well, as much as I hate to say it, I hesitate to send my daughter off into the cosmos too. It’s such a big step from saving us all from mad gods.
  • Icky: Okay, this is the stupidest point of contention of you people being so overprotective: You people ACKNOWLEDGED, that your kids can take out INREALM GODS, and ya know they're a special brand of 0-Brave, something that's specialised to handle OUTERS?! Yet ya STILL act like the way you do with them?
  • Robert: (Rolls eyes) Oy, you sound like Slither-Leggs and his Bondlinker pals in the palace. That Bestiaran always lectures that kinda talk to us.
  • Shifu: Perhaps that is because you're trying to restrain them from their true potential. Surely all of you figured that defeating mad gods was just a stepping point of a grander purpose.
  • Will: Well excuse US if we thought that after the prophecy we were gonna get, RELATIVELY normal lives! There wasn't any fineprint I was aware of our kids getting involve with the cosmos like that!
  • Sasha: Well maybe that's 'cuz he thought after Extinctus and Collectitus, you bunch wouldn't treat us like babies anymore!
  • Robert: Well that's on HIM for not expecting parental instinct!
  • Star:... Try to look at it like this: There's a cosmicy conspirator that's after me. Chances are, he might already be familiar with Anne, Sash and Mars too, and he might not give much of a flying feather whether or not ya want them to really experience the 0-Brave life, nor would pretty much any bad Outer in the multiverse. You can steelwall them from it all ya like, but one way or another, their lives will have to deal with cosmic shenanigans. Like I'm sure alone this world has been preparing to deal with the Xzar that originally borked the Bestiary Dimension, so I would imagine he's not wild about outer rim worlds from that dimension merging with an Earth here! (The parents thought about that)...
  • Will:... Ya know, the latter part of that sentence, Slither-Leggs said that a lot too, but, yet hearing it from you, it, actually made me think.
  • Robert: That's because HIS lectures we're used to. Slither-Leggs was a guy that always sounds so "What-If" and theoretical, it makes him sound like he's only estimating what would happen, but this girl? She sounds like she's CONFIRMING it.
  • Star: 'Cuz it can and will. And because, I used to have a period where I wanted to escape from Outers too. Even, brief periods of pointlessly hating them that I'm not proud of. But I had to learn twice that they're not gonna suddenly not exist just 'cuz ya ignored them. In fact, I'm sure eventually this merged world will have to deal with the Bestiaran Dimension’s Xzar.
  • Robert: I mean, in our defense, we never really HAD any problems from that Xzar-
  • Spyro: Then that could mean this Outer isn't stupid. He knows this world isn't ignorant of him and ergo he has no element of surprise.
  • Lord Shen: NOR a legal justification to do so. Outers of the Intended variety are very abiding to rules of the grand design. What he's doing is waiting for a reasonable EXCUSE to even appear at all.
  • Will:... Okay, I'll bite. I take you bunch are here to prevent that justification?
  • Lord Shen: Yes. I’m glad you caught on straight away.... I take it any of you are famailier with an entity called Helixis?
  • Marcy: (Raises hand) OH, OH! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
  • Lord Shen: You don't have to raise your hand like you're in a classroom, Miss Wu.
  • Marcy: But still! Yes we're familiar with Helixis! She was an artifical Outer made by Bracket and Wormtongue meant to reintroduce stronger magic in the Bestiaran Dimension!
  • Anne: But it's cool, because we're no longer in a cursed dimension, this place has stronger magic without all that anyway, and Worm's actually, 90% more chill about it. He still wants Helixis back, but now it's just 'cuz he misses her.
  • Shifu:... Tell me, how sealed away is Helixis?
  • Sasha: Weeeeeeell, originally she was strongly reinforced with the power of the Gem of Heart that Anne’s currently using, and that made Worm incapable of getting her out with even his stongest dark arts magic, but... Looking back, that's, no longer a thing 'cuz, for the first reset to prevent Worm from getting in the way to begin with to get an earlier start on Extinctus. And the second reset for when Deceptia showed up and became the Salamander, well..... It was, never reattempted.
  • Lord Shen:... So you're saying that any time he wanted, if this Wormtongue wanted Helixis back, he can just GO IN AND DO SO?!
  • Anne: Buuuuuuut, he doesn't know WHERE Bracket hid Helixis anymore since the second reset prevented the events that would make that happen, AND his ability to read minds was taken away AND he wasn't restored of his memories unlike most of everyone else.
  • Gazelle: Good to note, but you say he still sorely misses Helixis?
  • Hop Pop: Well, comes from an understandable place. To us, Helixis’s an apostate Outer, but, to Wormtongue, well, that's kinda his baby. Bracket didn't exactly do a good job breaking the bad news about Helixis to him 'cuz a vision from Razeena warned him it was a bad idea, and Wortongue still disavows that as a bad dream.
  • Lord Shen: As I feared, that old imbecile and his constant state of denial is risking him becoming a useful fool to Hank Jr. The All-Mother forewarned that Hank Jr may be seeking out Helixis, and that sad imbecile may be a use to him.
  • Anne: Hey I said Worm's cool now, 90%, there's no way Worm's gonna-...
  • Sasha:... Yeah, Anne, let's be honest, Bracket brought up before that Worm's still struggling with depression about Helixis still being sealed away and not findable, and Bracket still didn't find an alternate use for the poor creature. It's not gonna be a stretch to believe that if Wormtongue was given an opportunity to have Helixis back, even if he's not the ugly, scarred and hairy Extinctus timeline self he used to be, EEEHEHEHE, which STILL freaks me the f*** out, he's not gonna say no! As we said before, he STILL doesn't believe Bracket about what would happen if Helixis is unsealed!
  • Marcy: Well honestly, how could he? He’s been mocked and mistreated because of being related to the Olms' less successful cousins. Even though he’s not doing this for the magic anymore, he’s STILL doing it for the benefit of the caecilians. And we all know how THOSE guys live. If he has a chance to get Helixis back, the poor guy’s gonna say yes in a PINCH!
  • Anne:... Excuse me for a moment. (Goes into the plantar house).... (She was heard screaming for miles)
  • Duke: Yeesh, nice lungs on that kid.
  • Sasha:... Yeah, ya know what, it's good ya bunch showed up, 'cuz honestly, it's time to put the Helixis thing to bed. We put that off, for too long.
  • Shifu: Hence why we must seek out Helixis and hand her over to Razeena so she can contend with her.
  • ???: I heard every word. (Bracket was seen leaning on a tree)
  • Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-
  • Bracket: The presence of an outsider 0-Brave and formidable cross-universal heroes have not escaped my senses. And frankly… I’m not mad.
  • Marcy:… You’re not? Even though we just said we were gonna take your 'daughter' away?
  • Bracket: You all STILL granted me a solution for Helixis at last.... And hopefully my redemption for my part in all that. Knowing Razeena, she won't destroy Helixis, but, rather convert her into being a Ressor proper, via infusing her with every remaining Preserver husk to properly make sure neither fall to such risks. I too want to finally resolve this and amend things with Wormtongue at last, before this bad influence relapses him back to bad habits.
  • Icky: Well, knowing how these episodes work, no probises Hanky Panky Jr. didn't already get to Wormy.
  • Bracket: Then there's NARY time to lose.
  • Marcy: You’re gonna need help. OHHH, OTSY!!
  • ???: (Michael Welch voice) *GASP* BACK ALREADY?! I THOUGHT SHE’D BE GONE LONGER!!! (To everyone’s surprise, a green newt jumped in and hugged Marcy as the two laughed, and were also joined by a mandrill, gecko, scarlet macaw, sweat bee, sarcastic fringehead in a biomechanical water suit, gloriosa flower woman, mushroom woman, and copepod)
  • Gecko: About TIME! Marcy, the camp is a NIGHTMARE to run without you!
  • Iago: Camp?
  • Marcy: Yeah, the three of us had jobs before Collectitus forced us to change the timeline. I… Just couldn’t let go of mine.
  • Newt: Nope. The camp was so successful, and helped the animals of the nine worlds unite with humans. So, in this timeline, everything went to primal hell, so it had just as much success here. Isn’t that right, babe?
  • Marcy: You bet your bottom dollar it was. (The two kissed)
  • Trixie:… Well, THAT’S something I never thought I’d see.
  • Saa: I have, SOOOOOO MANY concerns.
  • Julie: Don’t question it. They’re perfect for each other. This is Otto. He’s been helping our daughter at her lowest points. And these are her otherworldly friends Eshe, Jako, Rebelle, Gogo, Clench, Gloriana, Amara, and Snap.
  • Snap the Copepod: Um…… Hello?
  • Mr. Krabs:… Okay, I’m not used to looking at a plankton THIS size at all. Makes me wonder-
  • Robert: Yeah yeah, your rival is a microscopic creature, they aren’t all the same, cheapskate.
  • Marcy: Oh so you HAVE been paying attention. OH… PFFFT!! (She laughed)
  • Amara the Mushroom: Yeheah, hilarious, can you, help us out with the camp? The kids are DRIVING US CRAZY!!!
  • Marcy: Well, I was about to get into finally putting the Helixis thing to rest, but sure, I'll help out the camp quick enough. it shouldn't be a complete problem.
  • Jako the Gecko: Yeah, just wait ‘til ya ACTULLY see it, Mars. And by the by, good on ya for going to deal with the Helixis thing cause that loose-end’s a LONG time coming.
  • Gogo the Sweat Bee: TOTALLY!
  • Gloriana the Gloriosa: You SAID IT!
  • Eshe the Mandrill:… Are… Some of those guys from those cartoons we were watching on TV? (Little did everyone know that they were watched by two figures at the same time: Hank Jr and another figure. They both went back in the bushes)

Helixis defies Hank Jr.[]

The Helixis Chamber.

  • Held back by mutanted monsters, the heroes were helpless as Hank Jr. had destroyed the seal that held back a now freed entity, a once normal large snake having metal arms made of Preserver Husks having been crudely melded into it's body as it was noticed to still be unconjustus....
  • Wormtongue: "Exactly as promised, Hank Jr. An Outer God, made from mortal hands..... Ehhh, okay, a very rough draft of such, but I like to think that if Bracket just stayed on course, it would've been perfected on!"
  • Hank Jr.: "Ohhh, then I hope ya don't mind if I take that this rough draft into a different direction when I turn this bad boy-"
  • Wormtongue: "It's a female."
  • Hank Jr.: "Bad GIRL, into my perfect instrament of conguring the United Universes?!"
  • Wormtongue: "Wait, you were serious about that?"
  • Hank Jr: "Dude, when have I ever indicated that I was just joshing you about that, man?"
  • Wormtongue: ".... Bloodly glories, you were serious about this, weren't you?! You wanted to try to make Helixis, an attempt to artifically recreate a Ressor, into a creature of CONQUEST?! RESSORS DON'T DO CONQUESTS?! I TOLD YOU THIS A MILLION TIMES?!"
  • Hank Jr.: "Ehhh, maybe not your actual ones, but you said this bitch's basicly a bootleg of one, right?"
  • Wormtongue: "Well just because Helixis isn't exactly the true Ressor of the Bestiary Dimension half of this merged realm came from doesn't mean she's easily swayed by such things?! She will not approve of what you want of her, you impudent brat?! I thought I could sway you to want more then just this mindless ambition! Helixis is suppose to restore our realm's ability to have stronger magic again, albeit back when it was in the Bestiary Dimension, new purpose pending, NOT TO BASICLY BE A WEAPON?!"
  • Hank Jr.: "Tch, and yet you gave Bracket shit for wussing out?"
  • Wormtongue: "THIS IS DIFFERENT?! HE FORSAKEN THIS MISSION BECAUSE HE WAS A COWERD AND ALLOWED A NIGHTMARE TO SCARE HIM FROM OUR DREAM?! I AM ONLY TELLING YOU THAT HELIXIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A RESTORER LIKE THE TRUE RESSOR, NOT BE A WEAPON?!"
  • Hank Jr.: "Tch, honestly dude, you're just easing me into being abit more cool about betraying you anyway to keep this thing for myself even after how much you were otherwise a cool dude prior."
  • Wormtongue: "WHAT?! (The Mutants grabbed him)! HANK JR, PLEASE?! LISTEN TO REASON?!"
  • Hank Jr.: "Guys, be cool and drag his ass back to camp so he can get the treatment and be a mutant too!"
  • Wormtongue: "NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Gets dragged off)!"
  • Sasha: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED, YA STUPID JACKASS?!"
  • Hop Pop: "LANGUISE, YOUNG MISSY?!"
  • Helixis started to moan and got up, towering above the entire present group.
  • Hank Jr.: "Hell yeah! You're awake, babe! Do I have a kickass load of ideas for you, snakey-poo, you and I are gonna go places! We-"
  • Helixis: "(Dazed and tired) Five more minutes, dad, and tell uncle Wormy to hold off his lectures about how I'm gonna restore the Bestiary Dimension's golden age of stronger magic, they get BORRRRRRRING after awhile!"
  • Hank Jr.: "(Was abit surprised at that respondse)......"
  • Bracket: ".... I take it Wormtongue also forgot to mention that Helixis has the rutamentry intelligence of your average tween girl?"
  • Star: ".... Huh, suddenly I can relate to Helixis alot more."
  • Hank Jr.: "...... HEY, GET THE FREAKING SAND OUT OF YOUR EYES AND PAY ATTENTION, WILL YA?!"
  • Helixis yawned as Hank Jr.'s rant is muffled out in her perspective as her vision is only starting to return, as apawn so, she sees the mutants holding the heroes, and Bracket, hostage as she gasped in shocked!
  • Hank Jr.: "-AND ANOTHER THING, WE-"
  • Helixis: "DADDY?! LET MY FATHER GO, YOU FOULLY MUTANTED FREAKS?!"
  • The Mutants fearfully let the heroes go, only resulting in the group capitalising it and beating the mutants up!
  • Hank Jr.: "WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOO?! YOU STUPID BITCH?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HELP ME, NOT THEM?! NOT COOL LADY, NOT-"
  • Helixis smacked her metal palm onto Hank Jr., which cartoonishly flattens and defeated him......
  • Hank Jr.: "(Dazed) I think I'm seeing what Wormtongue was bitching and moaning about."
  • The Mutants were beaten and overwealmed.
  • Helixis picked up Bracket.
  • Helixis: "Daddy, did the freaks hurt you?"
  • Bracket: "Oh don't worry. I may had passed my prime, but, I can still take a hit."

Slightly later.

  • Hank Jr. was trapped in a Louger granted containment device as the Mutants were being transformed back to normal as Bracket and Helixis stared on...
  • Bracket: "...... Helixis, I was wrong to having tried to hide you."
  • Helixis: "Hide me? Why would you-..... Wait, was that, was that what you and Uncle Wormtongue were arguing about?"
  • Wormtongue was seen having been restrained by rope and watched over by Nickson clearly having heard that.
  • Wormtongue: "GO AHEAD, BRACKET, GO AHEAD AND BREAK OUR LITTLE CREATION'S HEART, YOU MINDLESS- (Nickson smacked him) OW?!"
  • Nickson: "QUIET YOU?! Outer Force will contend with your stupid ass soon enough!"
  • Bracket: "...... Helixis, please don't get upset, but..... Creating you, was a mistake."
  • Helixis was shocked.....
  • Helixis: "..... But..... But.... (Gets teary-eyed) You said I was your pride and joy."
  • Bracket: "You are, you are, it's just..... Do you know how we made you, and what for?"
  • Helixis: "You said, (sniffles), you found some weird bug bots, melted them into my arms and said I was gonna become a Ressor and make the dimension magicly stronger again."
  • Bracket: "Well..... Turns out, our dimension being made weaker had a purpose to it.... This dimension was, originally destroyed for abusing the gift of magic and was about to start becoming an interdimentional empire.... The Cosmic Forces had a Xzar, destroy it for such. We owe a Ressor's kindness, brought forth by the once life-filled Preservers, that converted their energy into becoming a Ressor, brought life back into this dimension..... But it had to be made weaker on a condition of this revival. I once had the blind ambition to have you bring stronger magic back since the actual ressor lives in he center of this dimension's universe, far from the reaches as this world we're in, is in the far backdrop outr rim of the galaxy, assentually being the galactic backwoods, where tecknowagey to have space ships is, scarce. So it wasn't like we could've sought out the True Ressor.... So.... That was what, you were meant to be.... A, Plan B."
  • Helixis: "A Plan B?!"
  • Bracket: "Well, more like, you were meant to be in absince of a proper ressor to bring stronger magic back, cause, I wanted to bring stronger magic back and to avoid a repeat of misuse cause, I believed magic could make life better for everyone, so we don't have to be at the menu of the many predators here! I felt that magic would allow better lifes for all! But then that awful preminition of the same Xzar that destroyed this dimension coming back to do the same once more because of your existence causing the same problem to repeat again."
  • Wormtongue: "OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN BRINGING A SILLY BAD DREAM INTO THIS AND- (Nickson smacked him again) OW?!"
  • Bracket: "Ahem.... On top of that, using the Preserver Husks was also desicrating remains of an outer god not exactly truely gone cause of their cosmic force being converted into a different force, ergo it doesn't trigger having them be sent to the Hybernaton realm, was pretty much an act of desicration and.... Well cosmicly speaking, you're assentually a cosmic affront to the cosmic forces, erm, their words, not mine! So I had to turn my back on the project dispite Wormtongue's protests, and, had you sealed away..... And ergo, preventing you from fulfillin such purpose. And then added to this, Amphibia and neightbering outer rim realms in the Bestariary Dimension ended up merging with the earth of three 0-Braves, ergo in a dimension with a stronger magic presence, so, now that you're awake, you're now redundent to a purpose self-fulfilled by a merge. But, I promise to make it up to you and find you a new purpose. I'm, sorry for having inflicted this pain onto you."
  • Helixis: "...... Why, why didn't you tell me?"
  • Bracket: "I, I was still in the middle of that panic attack from that awful nightmare, I, I was only trying to prevent dishastor?!"
  • Helixis: "WELL, IF I WAS A BAD IDEA FROM THE START, WHY DID YOU BOTHER HAVING ME AT ALL?!"
  • Sprig: "Awwww man, I knew this was too easy."
  • Bracket: "Helixis, please, I-"
  • ???: "Enough of this nonsense."
  • Black smoke formed around the area as an Xexaxez formed it and loomed over the group to kaiju size......
  • Bracket had a panic attack again!
  • Bracket: "NO, NO, IT'S, IT'S THE XZAR FROM MY DREAMS?!"
  • Wormtongue: "Bebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebe WHAT?!"
  • Xexaxez: "...... I, am Xestroyus, the destroyer proper of the Bestiary Dimension. And for many a universeal cycle, my legacy had been usurped by the accursed Ressor that revived this realm, as I watched in disgust of a double-set of sins by this wrongfully revived realm.... On top of having attempted to bring back this realm's stronger magic presence, you also desicrated remains of Outer Gods on the tecnecality that cause their energy was with the Ressor, they were not given a proper Hybernation Realm rest, AND YOU CREATED THIS, THIS, ABOMINATION, (Helixis gets frighten by his anger), MEANT TO UNDERMIND THE VERY RESSOR'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE SURE THE REVIVE WAS FOR NOUGHT AND AVOID THIS DIMENTION'S PATH TO INTER-DIMENTIONAL IMPERIALISUM?! And having her be a BLASTED Ressor of all things?! I typically have no love for the Ressors, but, I, AM ACTSELLY OFFENDED FOR THEM, THAT YOU WOULD TRY TO MIMIC AN OUTER GOD'S PERFECT IMAGE, Even if a Ressor, WITH SUCH A BEASTLY MISCARRAGE OF EXISTENCE?! Just for that, I will have to destroy the creature, AND both creators in the process?! (Wormtongue became very afraid, finally having realised what Bracket was all about) Then, I will appeal to the Pureton assigned to me, to re-approve this realm's destruction, FOR GOOD?! Then, I will get to the cosmic citidel, AND APPEAL TO THEM TO MAKE RESSORS, INTO DEVIENTS, WHERE THEIR WORD MEANS NOTHING TO US?! THEN EVERY REVIVED REALM WILL BE OBLITERATED ONCE MORE, AND TRUE ORDER, RETURNS, AS RESSORS ARE MADE TO RETREAT TO THE OUTER RIMS AS THEY SHOULD'VE, AGES AGO?!"
  • Star: "Well as the Zero Brave, I am so, not cool with it?!"
  • Xestroyus: "..... (Espeically angry) As if I should obey the word of the foul mortal witch, that took my son from me?!"
  • Star: "Your son? But this is the first time I met you-"
  • Xestroyus: "DOES XORBIN RING ANY BELLS INSIDE YOUR DENSE HEAD?!"
  • Silence......
  • Star: "...... Ooooooh."
  • Marco: "Crap."
  • Janna: "Baskits."
  • Moon: "Uh, look, Mr. Xestroyus, as a mother, I sympathiese with you losing your child, but, you have to understand that Xorbin went too far on certain things."
  • Xestroyus: "YOU THINK I NEVER TRIED TO PUT THAT BOY IN HIS PLACE?! (Angry whale moans as everyone was hit by that and were made afraid of him except for the cosmicly enlighten heroes like Merlin and Pang Bing) I TRIED MY BEST TO DISAPLEANE HIM AWAY FROM BEING TOO LOYAL TO THE GRAND DESIGN?! I HAD CARED FOR HIM EVER SINCE HE STARTED LIFE AS MY FAVERITE XIRD?! I, I HAD REMEMBERED THE JOY OF HIS EYE WHEN I HAD ASKED THE ELDER XZARS TO APPROVE HIS ASSENDSION AS AN XEXAXEZ?! HE WAS MORE THEN JUST ANOTHER XIRD?! HE WAS MY SON?! AND YOU, WRETCHED MORTALS, TOOK HIM FROM ME?!"
  • Star: "Hey, keep in mind, the All-Mother said I'm above Outer God Scrutanity, so-"
  • Xestroyus levitated Star up to his level!
  • Xestroyus: "With, as much due respect as possable to the All-Mother..... THAT MISGUIDED WRENCH, CAN GO, THROW HERSELF INTO THE HYBERNATION REALM?! EVEN AT RISK OF HER IRE, I, WILL, DESTROY YOU, STAR BUTTERFLY, ALONG WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS, ON TOP OF WHAT I AM ALREADY SET OUT TO DO?! (Eye Starts to charge up a green beam) THIS, IS FOR XORBIN, YOU SPOILED LITTLE-"
  • Helixis punched Xestroyus in the eye, freeing Star!
  • Helixis was soaked in tears.....
  • Helixis: "....... As much, as I pity you about your son, I, will not stand here, and be threatened by you?!"
  • Xestroyus: "(Bemused laughter as he shruged off the punch)..... And what're you gonna do about it, you false Ressor? (His Xirds and Xoldiers began to appear) You, are powerless before me."
  • Bracket: "Helxiis, please, you're no match for him, he'll- (Helixis places him aside next to Wormtongue).... Helixis, no?!"
  • Helixis: "...... Just, because, I'm not a real Ressor, doesn't mean I don't see why the true Ressor brought this Dimension back?! The Cosmic Forces, have a false idea of peace?! There is a need of re-avaluating?!"
  • Xestroyus: "Why, you, IMPUDENT, LITTLE?!"
  • Xestroyus and Helixis began to fight, and even when slightly outsized and out-numbered, Helixis did well to be far from an easy oppendent.
  • Wormtongue: "..... Uh, Bracket, it has occured to me that, maybe you were onto something about that Nightmare."
  • Bracket: "OH NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE MONSTER HIMSELF SHOWS UP?!"
  • Star: "..... Guys, we need to get the True Ressor here?!"
  • Xirds and Xoldiers surrounded them!
  • Smarter Xird: "Don't think you can get the Ressor of this realm invovled so easily?!"

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