Helertia Porsche

Helertia Elemna Porsche

Helertia E. Porsche is an Alternate UUniversal Lanker from Planet Uridia. She is the flightless giraffe-like pterosaur administrator of the Beofynzeny Town of New Haven, a bitter trader, dealer, and employer of mercenaries, and was the adopted daughter of the system's former president, President Porsche, who was slain following the beginning reign of Awesome Jaxtom, and in response to his death, she lost her left arm and got part of her face slightly-disfigured while trying to get revenge. Targeted and wanted, Helertia grew up with an adopted family of Phaseforce officers in Old Haven and later became the leader of New Haven in one of the most isolated areas of the Beofynzeny System. She even had her prosthetic arm stolen by a Vrat Bandit until being retrieved by the Vault Seekers when Laricia Tannock was framed for the crime. She has run New Haven for a long time and is committed to protecting it's people as it's founder and former leader at any and all costs. Though she supports the Huncus Rebellion, she is not happy with their actions of abandoning Old Haven because of their policy of not getting involved in Phaseforce matters due to their propaganda against them, and unintentionally causing circumstances that caused the Armatage Corporation to release all of the convict labor on it's remaining citizens. She is apparently opposed to the corrupted Phaseforce's goal to convert the town into one of their own, and does not get along with Commandant Steelea, nor her freedom-fighting sister Aotho. Her approach is that people are to be held accountable for the mess they make, as evidenced by the numerous missions that have the Vault Seekers cleaning up their own messes. It's later revealed that she had a well-meaning but illegitimate campaign to bring herself into power through manipulating Jaxtom's reign, and regaining her 'rightful' place as Presidentress once Jaxtom had been taken down, and she got it with unintentional help from the Shell Lodge Squad when they arrived. She had no true loyalty to Jaxtom, Steelea and Wolholm, and several of the other high-ranking members of the Phaseforce to secretly follow her commands. But she soon find that it was part of a bigger ploy by the Huncus and Armtamage leaders and a mysterious sage to expose the corruption with a never refunded Phaseforce to later turn against Helertia. Fortunately, since her extreme conspiracy mostly lead to the end of an overzealous ethic group, her plans for presidential uprising are only delayed. Little did she even realize that this sage was someone greater than Helertia figured. She is the AUU parallel to Borderlands Helena Pierce, and has a similar personality and approach in life.


Helertia was born in Old Haven, a Uridian city which used to be one of the most populous besides the big ones: Rectitude, Uridian City, Armatage City, and Huncus City. But because of her parents dying via rings made fron skrag pearls, which released pheromones that induced hunger in other skrags, she was adopted by President Porsche as a baby. She grew up as an enthusiastic child even when she was smart enough to know she was adopted, and even learned quickly how her real parents died, and that Porsche had a pregnant wife who died of Osteowaste, getting him to adopt Helertia. She grew up aiming to take her father's place since he got crippled by Osteowaste.

But later on, when Jaxtom took over, Helertia went with Porsche as he commandeered a mag-train to lead a group of people out of Old Haven when the Phaseforce was taking it over after Jaxtom seemingly annexed it. The train was intercepted by Jaxtom and Wolholm, whom had been notified of the 'stolen' train. The former then interrogated him briefly, seeming particularly interested in why his legs looked like 'they were replaced with a mummy's legs', being told that he got Osteowaste from his wife. Jaxtom shot him after he said she was dead, saying that he had something in common with her now before commanding Wolholm to kill the rest of the passengers on the train. Helertia was the only survivor though his attempt to get back at Jaxtom resulted in the loss of her left arm and the right side of her head being disfigured. She escaped back to Old Haven, and found that Jaxtom lied about annexing the Phaseforce. Using this to her advantage, she convinced their leader, Steelea, to find a way to take down Jaxtom for good by faking giving Jaxtom what he wants, and thus showing loyalty to him after he explains why he does what he does, so that she can reclaim her rightful place as President of the Beofynzeny System.

This ruse meant that a New Haven had to be built, all with help from the Huncus Rebellion. Until then, a Phaseforce husband and wife raised Helertia until she was earned New Haven under her leadership at the exact moment she became old enough to be a presidentress. Old Haven remained in custody of the Phaseforce to keep the ruse of Jaxtom's control over them. Though Steelea and Helertia both had differences, they tried to work hard to get back on Jaxtom in the end. Helertia was no longer the enthusiastic child and teenager she used to be as her experience had changed her too much to go back and become super-serious and that people are to be held responsible for the mess they make. But she realized from Steelea that doing this all to reclaim her position could come across to many as an unethical and dangerous conspiracy guaranteed to kill people. It was something she was willing to risk since the system itself was already messed up before Jaxtom. Helertia helped out hundreds of people, however, and used any advantage she had to not only show no loyalty to Jaxtom, but also unintentionally work with him and take him down. She continues this to this day while also working well with what good there was available in the system.


  • "Happenings outside of New Haven are not my concern. I don't know who sent Tannock to my doorstep or why she is here but it strikes me as strange."
  • "Dr. Tannock has always been very interested in isolating herself. She makes it very difficult for me to trust her."
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