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Hypnotrounced
Season 1, Episode S1E8
Hypnotrounced
Release date July 19, 2012
Written by Scroopfan, MSM, and some bits from Tman.
Directed by Scroopfan.
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Hypnotrounced is the 8th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, A new non-recruited villain named Hypnorattle, a rattlesnake that can hypnotise anyone by just rattling, defeats every hero who stands up to him, including the Shell Lodgers (but the Snake Lougers). However, this rattlesnake has a terrifying secret that will change the Shell Lodgers' lives forever. a secret that would explain his actions, and even a revelment of yet another comlacated family tree to the snake lougers.

Fan-made Transcript

Chapter 1- Robbed!

  • Mr. Whitmore places down a valuable diamond on a standing point.
  • Mr. Whitmore: "The Diamond of a millian riches, said to the most valuale in the united Universes. and it is in my prossion. Whitmore, you are one lucky old coat."
  • Mr. Whitmore walks away. but not befoe he turns a new security system.
  • Mr. Whitmore: "Just a safety messure. You never know who would want their theifing hands or other appendises on that diamond." (Secures security button with access code)
  • Mr. Whitmore was about to leave, when.... he suddenly was interseted by a masked Rattlesnake.
  • Mr. Whitmore: "Uh oh! either i'm being robbed, or halloween's two months early!" (Rattlesnake rattles, and puts Mr. Whitmore in a trance, making him access the security button, and shut off the security system, allowing the Rattlesnake to steal the diamond)
  • Rattlesnake- Thanks a bunch, Mr. Whitmore! You are too hypnotizingly kind! (Cackles as he leaves the museum)
  • Mr. Whitmore- (Snaps out of trance) (Gasps) THE DIAMOND! HE'S STOLEN THE DIAMOND! SOUND THE ALARM! (Alarm wails)
  • The rattlesnake already exited through the sewers.

London.

  • Buckingham Palace.
  • Basal: "The queen has invited all of london to see her newest crown Dawson."
  • Dawson: "Aw yes, i heard it is made of the most expensive jewels london's tax dollars has bought. i hope it's beauty is wroth everyone's tax money."
  • the Queen appears, and the crown is beautiful!
  • Basal: "I do believe it is. But be careful Dawson. we may not be the only ones who would think so. Even though Ratigan left london to hang out with the leagers, london still has plenty of crooks."
  • a masked Rattlesnake appears!
  • Basal: "SWEET BEANS IN A BASKIT!"
  • Dawson: "The Rattlesnake is new."
  • the queen screams!
  • Rattlesnake: "Do i have a tune for you all!"
  • Dawson: "Oh, no problem everyone! he's a musicion!"
  • Rattlesnake- I sure am! (Chuckles)

Later

  • Rattlesnake- (Uses rattle to hypnotize everyone in Buckingham, and steal the Queen's crown) HAH! So much for detective work! Those two mice are phonies! (Slithers away with crown)
  • Basil- (Snaps out of trance) What the heck? What happened?
  • Dawson- Uh, Basil? Something tells me that musician was a hypnotizing crook.
  • Basil- What makes you say that, Dawson?
  • Dawson- Look! (Queen's crown is gone)
  • Queen- (Notices crown gone) OOOOHHHH! MY CROWN'S BEEN STOLEN!
  • the Rattlesnake crawls into the sewer drain.

Canterlot.

  • Celestia: "My little Ponies, we must renew the sealing spell on the statue of discord, and there's only one way to do it, we must used the elements of harmony on it!"
  • Twilight: "Understood, Princess. we can't have Discord coming back."
  • Celestia stuck her horn into the magical lock, and it opened the hidden wall. Celestia holds a chest.
  • Celestia: "Now, girls, may i present, the elements of harmony. (opens chest, the elements are there and present.)"
  • Applejack: "Well, let's put them on and get on with it."
  • The masked Rattlesnake appeared!
  • Rattlesnake: "WHAT'S UP?!"
  • Celestia and Mane 6: "WHAT THE?"
  • Rattlesnake: "I like to start the show with a little tune, it goes something, like this!" (Shakes rattle, hypnotizing all the ponies, allowing the Rattlesnake to steal the Elements of Harmony) So long, ponies! (Slithers away, and the ponies snap out of the trance)
  • Rainbow Dash- What was that?
  • Celestia- It would seem we have a crook on our hands, because...(Noticed the Elements of Harmony being stolen)
  • Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! HE'S STOLEN THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!
  • Rarity- Oh, dear! Now how are we supposed to repair Discord's statue? He's gonna come back and screw everything up again!
  • Pinkie: "On the plus-side, Cottin candy clouds that rain chocolate milk! YAY!"
  • Applejack: "Your not too bright, are you Pinkie?"
  • Celestia- I think we know some heroes who are willing to get those Elements back, and save Equestria before Discord breaks free!
  • the Rattlesnake slithers down a hole.

in an underground lair.

  • the Rattlesnake places down the elements of harmony next to the queen's crown and Mr. Whitmore's diamond.
  • the Rattlesnake takes off his mask.
  • Rattlesnake: "That was really fun. Now, a brief rest before i make my visit to Agrabah and the Sultan's royal ring, then King Richard's crown in Nottingham, then King Trident's Trident in the ocean, and then some, then some, then some! BOOYAH!"

Chapter 2- The Baffling News

Dragon Temple

  • Milo and the Atlantian team head torwords the temple, as well as Basil and Dawson, and eventally, the mane 6 and Princess Celestia.
  • Dawson: "Say, basil, i'm starting to wonder if we're the only ones who were struck by that Rattlesnake."
  • Basil- Not quite, Dawson. I heard he also struck Atlantis, and Equestria. We're all here so we can inform the Shell Lodgers about all these robberies.
  • SpongeBob- (Opens door) Oh, boy. Hey, everyone! Some of our old and new friends are here.
  • Skipper- (Notices crowd) What in the name of Starsky and Hutch is going on here?
  • Milo- Guys, I think we all had a little problem.
  • Basil- It would seem there has been an unusual amount of robberies occuring across the UUniverses. It seems that they all had to do with a rattlesnake that hypnotizes people.
  • Kaa- Hypnotizes?...Well, what exactly did he steal?
  • Basil- He stole the Diamond of 1000 Riches, the Queen's new crown, and the Elements of Harmony.
  • Private- He stole that much stuff? For what?
  • Tigress- I think it's just a plain old riches plan.
  • Patrick- Man! We have to deal with another one of those plans? We've already beaten about 1000 crooks with the same plan.
  • Celestia: The Elements of Harmony are more then "mere riches", they are talisments of power, and it's impourent they return safely to equestia.
  • Skipper: "Why? It's not like Discord's gonna escape and reek revenge on you or anything."
  • Applejack: "Why do you think we need the Elements, smart-mouth?"
  • Po: "You mean if those things don't come back to you, that guy's gonna..... (stutters for a few minutes), We gotta firgure out where this guy is!"
  • Shifu: "And figure out where he's gonna strike next."
  • Basil: "Based on what i dedused, i suspected he's only targeting worlds with riches, and not just regular riches, oh no, he is after something of greater sentimental value, things of such nature tend to be worth quite much in the black market, or, dare i say it, to the villain team that's willing to pay more for it!"
  • Twilight: "YOUR SAYING HE COULD SELL THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY TO THE BLACK MARKET OR A VILLAIN TEAM?!"
  • Basil: "Which ever offers the most money. Anyway, i suspect he is going to strike again these locations: Agrabah, Notingham, and even Atlantica. Now, question is, what are the most valuable items that exsit there?"
  • Kowalski- The Sultan's ring, King Richard's crown, and King Triton's trident, i suppose.
  • Skipper- Wow! Nice thinking there, Kowalski!
  • Kowalski- Takes a smart, tactical brain to figure something like that out.
  • Lord Shen- We'd better get to Agrabah ASAP! C'mon, everyone! We gotta' catch this guy and get those valuables back before something bad happens in their worlds. Princess Celestia? How long do you think we have to get your Elements of Harmony back before that Discord guy breaks free?
  • Celestia- If I recall from the statue's integrity, I'd say about...2 days.
  • Marty- Well, let's stop yappin', and start trappin'!

Chapter 3- Hypnorattle

Agrabah

  • The sultan was humming to himself, as he placed his prized ring on a standing post.
  • Sultan: "There! nice and safe."
  • The Sultan was about to leave, when-
  • The masked rattlesnake appears!
  • Rattlesnake: "WHAT'S UP?!"
  • Sultan screams!
  • Genie- (Poofs up) What is it? I heard a noise! (Sees the rattlesnake.) Who's that guy?
  • Rattlesnake- Just call me 'Hypnorattle'. And who are YOU supposed to be? A genie? Well, if you're a genie, where's your lamp?
  • Genie- Well, let's just say, I'm a free genie, now. But enough of this! I'm gonna go snake catcher on you like it's animal planet!
  • Hypnorattle- Say, where's your 'Aladdn' friend? I'm sure he's lurkin' round here to try and scare me or something.
  • Aladdin- (Appears behind him) As a matter of fact, I am!
  • Hypnorattle- WHAT THE?!?
  • Abu- Bring it on! (Chimps)
  • Hypnorattle- Okay, monkey boy, if you insist! (Rattles, and Aladdin, Genie, the Sultan, and Abu are all hypnotized) Hahahahah! It's so nice to outwit even the most cunning of heroes. Now, Mr. Sultan? I won't hurt anyone you know around here, so everything will be fine!
  • Sultan- (Hypnotized) Everything will be...fine!
  • Hypnorattle- The ring?
  • Sultan- (Hypnotized) Here, Hypnorattle! Whatever you need will be...fine. (Hypnorattle snatches ring)
  • Hypnorattle- You are most gracious, my leige! (Cackles) Now, run along, and play with your little toys!
  • ???- NOT SO FAST, RATTLESNAKE!
  • Hypnorattle- What the? (Turns around to see the Shell Lodgers, the Atlantian team (not russleluke atlantian allience, the origenal movie bunch), The Ponies, and Basil and Dawson standing in front of him. Hypnorattle notices Sandy is in the Lodge) (Gasps) Ah, Sandy! (Dubbed as Hanz) All these years, and you haven't missed a step!
  • Sandy- STEPHEN! (Jumps in for an attack) What're you doin' here?
  • Hypnorattle- I came to get some wild riches, of course!
  • Tulio- Uh, Sandy? Who's the snake chump?
  • Sandy- Everyone, meet Stephen Rattleback! (Continues fighting Hypnorattle) The deadliest rattlesnake in all of Texas! Rattlesnakes are deadly creatures! Venomous! Treacherous! They can't be trusted!
  • Icky: "Actselly, Grandpa Skales was a rattlesnake i met in pastoon and he didn't seem so bad."
  • Sandy: ".....Uh, ok, maybe not all Rattlesnakes........ Dang it, Icky, you ruined the Hans episode of the Penguins of Madagascar parody!"
  • Icky: "Don't blame me, blame the episode Icky and Iago: Birdbrains of the West."
  • Hypnorattle- I should've known I'd cross paths with you again, Swift Cheeks! Especially after you went to get yourself drowned!
  • Sandy- FYI, Stringbutt, I didn't drown! I got a job!
  • Hypnorattle- With these bums?
  • Sandy- Well, yes and no! the fellers not Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs came afterwords!
  • Hypnorattle- But now, I finally get to finish what we started! I finally get to do the one thing I never got the chance to do back in Texas! And that's your destruction!
  • Skipper- What's he saying, Sandy?
  • Sandy- We've both been rivals in high-school for 2 years! He even tried to kill me once if it weren't for his unmatured venom glands!
  • Hypnorattle- Yes, I was weak! But now that you and me are mature, I'll finally get to exact my revenge! (Wraps coils around Sandy) Hahahahahahah!
  • Kaa- STEPHEN!
  • Hypnorattle- (Sees Kaa in the Lodge)(Gasps) Father! We meet once again!
  • Kaa- I don't understand! I thought I cut your rattle off so you wouldn't hypnotize anyone again!
  • Lola- 'Father'?
  • Savio- Now this is getting weird! We now have yet ANOTHER secret never told?
  • Hypnorattle- Well, you and your puny group can't stop me, Father! Thanks to the Fang Empire before Emperor Fang got betreyed by the Dark Dragon and thus became the Dark Dragon Scourge, I'm back to being a dirty criminal again! And YOU won't stop me this time! (Wraps around Kaa, and throws him toward the Shell Lodge) Alright, you misfited morons! Prepare to hear the soothing sound that makes me so terrible!
  • Icky: "Oh, like you could do anything to-"
  • Hypnorattle rattles, and everyone but the snake lougers are hypnotised!
  • Hypnorattle: "Ha! almost too easy!"
  • Savio smacks Hypnorattle across the room!
  • Hypnorattle: "DARN IT! Forgot i can't affect fellow snakes! Good thing i was the fastest rattlesnake alive! (ZOOMED AWAY!)"
  • Lola: "Quick, after that Bandito!"
  • Viper: "But the others-"
  • Sir Hiss: "They'll be fine, Viper, if they are left unattended by that Stephen fellow long enough, they'll snap out it!"
  • Savio: "Well, let's get going!"

outside.

  • Hypnorattle was slithering fast!
  • Hypnorattle: "The sultan's ring is mine! Ha-ha! Now to my speical cloacking ship i hid underground!" (Quickly slithers down sewer hatch, and locks sewer hole)
  • Savio- (Tries pulling open sewer hole, but can't) It's locked tight!
  • Sir Hiss- Darn it! This guy really IS the fastest rattlesnake ever.

Palace.

  • Celestia- (All snap out of trance) Wha-What the? What happened? I felt like I was...in a wonderous land filled with beautiful scenery.
  • Twilight- So did I.
  • Basil- Me, too!
  • Icky- I did too!
  • Miguel- What the hell happened?
  • Kaa- He used his hypnotic rattles to put us all in a trance. But luckily, it doesn't work on us snakes. Sir Hiss and Savio should be here any minute with Hypnorattle in no time!
  • Savio and Sir Hiss came back.
  • Savio- We lost him, Father.
  • Kaa- WHAT?!?
  • Savio: "I think he mentioned he was the fastest Rattlesnake alive."
  • Sir Hiss: "In other words, his speed was too swift for a capture."
  • Icky: "Ok, now it is the time for round two: in nottingham!"
  • Sandy: "Now he's gonna try and get King Richard's crown!"

Nottingham.

  • King Richard's crwon rests on a grand stander, then he leaves.
  • two guards were present, a Goat and a pig.
  • Pig: "Dude, as great as Richard is, this job of guarding his crown is boring!"
  • Goat: "I know! Other guards get to chase petty outlaws, and we're stuck guarding a crown. Like who in their rigfht mind would try to steal the crown of England's most benvolent ruler?"
  • hypnorattle appeared: "WHAT'S UP?!
  • Goat and pig screamed like girls!
  • Pig: "IT'S A TALKING RATTLESNAKE!"
  • Hypnorattle: "Well, your a talking Pig, and your buddy here's a talking goat, and i ain't screaming like a little girl about it!"
  • Goat: "Ok, wise guy, your under arrest for tress-"
  • Hypnorattle begins to rattle! guards hypnotised.
  • Goat: "Duh....."
  • Pig: "Peeeeee....."
  • Hypnorattle: Bow-chicka-bow-wow! No idea why i said that though, but it's cool.
  • Hypnorattle snags the crown.
  • Hypnorattle: "You think Richard would have someone better then these clowns."
  • ???: "Ah, as a matter of fact, he does."
  • an arrow snags away the crown! the arrow hits the wall.
  • Hypnorattle: "What the-"
  • Robin Hood and little john appeared.
  • Robin Hood: "Merlin gave us an early warning about you, ya thief"
  • Little John: "Now Rob may had been stealing the rich, but at least for the good cause to help others, and not for himself."
  • Hypnorattle: "I don't have time for this!"
  • Hypnorattle rattles, but something is preventing Little John and Robin Hood from becoming mind boggled idiots.
  • Robin Hood: "Nice try, but he also gave us a little anti-hypnotisisum spell!"
  • Little John: "So your out of luck, you skaley, bugged eyed, flaky creep!"
  • Hypnorattle: "Drat! Oh well, i already have other successful jobs! i mean, can't win them all! I can always skip this hat wear and just settle for what i already took, and just get Trident's Trident! see ya, suckers!"
  • Hypnorattle throws a smoke bomb!
  • while the smoke was going on, Hypno escaped, and exited through a small hole in the ground!
  • Crane landed.
  • Crane: "We almost had him!"
  • Merlin: "But at least a valuable has been safe guarded."
  • Icky: "Ain't gonna stop him from trying to snag the trident instead! Merlin, hit us with the water-breathing spell, ASAP!"

Chapter 4- Another Failed Attempt

  • Atlantica was heavly guarded by merguards.
  • Hypnorattle slithered through un-noticed.
  • the Trident laid unguarded in the throwne room.
  • Hypnorattle appeared.
  • Hypnorattle: "Ha-ha, your more grander then i thought, for a golden pitchfork."
  • Hypnorattle snags the Trident.
  • Hypnorattle: "Wait a minute.... This is almost TOO easy...."
  • prolonged silent.
  • Hypnorattle: "It's quiet.... Too, cliche'd quiet....(Slowly removes trident)...Well, that was easy! Ya' think someone would add some kind of security or something. (Suddenly, a bunch of hidden archers pop up out of nowhere) And they did. But, hell, that ain't a problem for me! (Rattles, and hypnotizes all the archers, allowing him to escape)"

outside.

  • SpongeBob- Thanks for helping us out, guys.
  • Ariel- No problem.
  • Melody- (In mermaid form) Yes, it's nice to help out allies every now and again.
  • Twilight- Oh, you know it!
  • Sparx- (To Spyro) I'm beginning to notice that Twilight and Melody have the same voice.
  • Spyro- Well, Sparx, they're both played by the same voice actor.
  • Sparx- OHH, that makes much more sense.
  • Hypnorattle appears from a cloud of bubbles, holding the trident.
  • Hypnorattle- We meet once again, Lodgers! And I must say, I'm impressed at how many friends you've made. Wherever I go, you seem to know some people who live there.
  • Icky: "Oh thanks, we been around."
  • Phil: "Alcourse we know these people. Don't you ever watch the original spongebob and friends crossover series?"
  • Hypnorattle: "Well, love to stay and chat, and to be post modern, but, i gotta jet!"
  • suddenly, the trident glowed, flew out of Hypno's grip and flied across the field to land in Trident's hands.
  • Hypnorattle: "Aw fish sticks!"
  • King Trident: "WHO DARES TOUCH THE TRIDENT?!"
  • Hypnorattle: "He-he-he, I uh.... TOOTLES!"
  • Hypnorattle vanished into a field of bubbles!
  • Po: "GET HIM!" (Group chases after Hypnorattle)
  • Hypnorattle- (Jets around underwater environment, causing obstacles to get in the group's way, but they manage to avoid the obstacles. Hypnorattle hides in a cave)
  • King Triton- Where'd he go?
  • ???- (Heard inside Hypnorattle's hiding cave) HEY, WHAT THE? What're you doing here?
  • Hypnorattle- WHOA! I had no idea this was your home, you two! I was just--
  • ???- Oh, uh, this isn't our home, M-M-Mr. Sea Snake. W-W-We were just passing through.
  • ???- HEY, snake! Nobody picks on my friend on MY watch!
  • Hypnorattle: "I wasn't picking on anyone! I just needed a place to hide for awhile!"
  • ???- Tip, are you CRAZY?!? That's a sea snake! It's one of the most poisonous species of snake in the world...Yet I don't recall seeing one like that before.
  • ???- Hey, pal, you can't let this limbless bozzo push you around! Just leave it to me, alright?
  • Hypnorattle: "What, do i sound like i say "Blah Blah Blah" to you people? I said, I WASN'T PICKING ON ANYBODY?!"
  • Icky- Is it just me, or are those voices familiar?
  • Sparx- I think I know who they are... They're Booster and Daxter!
  • Icky- Okay, seriously, Sparx, since when can Booster and Daxter breathe underwater?
  • Sparx- Hey, Booster does get provided with aquatic suits from Star Command, and Daxter is...well...half-otter half-weasel, so he's sure to be semi-aquatic.
  • ???- MY GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DASH! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (Tip and Dash swim out of the cave)
  • Hypnorattle: "Oh great, i'm tattled taled by idiots."
  • Sparx- Those two? Well, I was close.
  • Sam- We need to help those guys.
  • Max- Yeah! They sure gets theirselves in a lot of trouble these days! (Sam puts helmet on Max's head, and throws him) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Max slams into Hypnorattle)
  • Hypnorattle- You stupid rabbit! (Grabs Max's ear, spins him around, and throws him into group, and a bowling strike sound is heard)(STRIKE!)(Hypnorattle escapes)
  • Max- Whew golly! I haven't been struck in the head like that since Sam used me as a bowling ball to knock over those rats.
  • Sam- But the good news is that Tip and Dash are saved.
  • Hypnorattle's voice from afar: "I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING TO THEM, YA HALF WITS?!"
  • Melman- And yet the BAD news is that HYPNORATTLE ESCAPED AGAIN!
  • Cynder- Well, we may not have caught him, but I did get some useful info about where he resides.
  • Spyro- You did?
  • Cynder- Yeah.
  • Kaa- Well, I sure hope we catch him soon and get all those things he stole back before something bad happens.
  • Sir Hiss- Well, when me and Savio were chasing him back in Agrabah, he mentioned he had a cloaking ship underground.

Chapter 5- The Truth Revealed

Hypnorattle's hideout.

  • Hypnorattle: "Well that sucked! Oh well, i have enough stuff for my big auction. I wonder which one will be the big hitter."
  • Hypnorattle sets everything up for the auction.
  • Hypnorattle: "THERE! Hypno's big auction is open for business! Petey!"
  • a little fly appeared!
  • Hypnorattle: "Sent out these invatations to the most known villains in the united universes, and tell them to bring lots of money, and what is on sell."
  • Petey: "Sure thing, boss!"
  • Petey grabs invitations and flew off!

Dragon Temple

  • Basil- Well, Hypnorattle's stolen the Sultan's prized ring, but at least he hadn't stolen King Richards crown or King Triton's trident.
  • Audrey- I agree. If he had succeeded in stealing that trident, we would never have been able to stop him.
  • Dawson- What're we gonna do about that crook, everybody? He could strike again anywhere.
  • Celestia- Yes. We have only 1 day left before Discord breaks free from his statue.
  • Lord Shen- Relax, everyone! We'll catch this guy soon enough! But first we need to settle something. Kaa?
  • Kaa- Yes, Lord Shen?
  • Lord Shen- Back in Agrabah, I believe you said you knew this crook before, and I believe he called you 'Father'.
  • Savio- That's a good point, Lord Shen. Father, how do you know that Hypnorattle guy?
  • Kaa- (Sighs) Well, I guess it's time you all knew about my past with him. It all began 3 days after the monsoon that separated Lola and Savio from me...

Flashback

  • (Kaa)- Since the loss of my children, I never been more sad in my life. I lost everything I had. Then I came across something that was able to cheer me up. I went on a vacation in Texas where I came across an orphanage. It wasn't too long when I discovered that there was a rattlesnake in the orphanage. I decided to adopt him, and raise him as my new son. The rattlesnake's name was Stephen Rattleback. He never told me what happened to his real parents, but i guess it had to be bad if he's in an orphanage. I was glad to finally be a parent again. But one day, the day after his 18th birthday, he went out for a walk, well, cause we don't have legs, slither, yet he never came back until 2 days later. I couldn't figure out why we was gone for so long because he never explained it.
  • (Sandy)- I think I know what he was doing at that time. I think he was looking for me so he could fulfill his vow on killing me. Yet, he realized I left Texas to go living underwater.
  • (Kaa)- That could be possible. Anyway, he then wanted to become a hypnotist, and learn it all from me. So, I taught him how to hypnotize with his rattle. He used this ability at a good use in his hypnotist job, but he suddenly became greedy with it. He used this ability to control everyone around him. But I took care of that. I cut off his rattle to stop him from controlling anyone else, and he was sent to prison.

Present

  • Kaa- And now he said that the Fang Empire brought him his rattle back. I don't know how they managed to do that.
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, you mean, back when they can actselly be called the Fang Empire, before he was captured by Trixie, Gilda, Masters Ox and Croc, and Mickey, and betrayed by that Dark Dragon. But still, I believe we must ask my brother ourselfs in where he and Othello resides now: Chorh-Gom Prison."
  • Shifu: "The arrangements are already made in the prison. we must go there now."

Chorh-Gom Prison

  • Fang: "This jail is a nightmare, Othello! and damn that Dark Dragon who left me to suffer! i cannot believe even the Makata forsakened me! After all i did for him!"
  • Othello: "Indeed sir, the nerve of that Machine! What's worse, i think that Cynder dragon made Nivawk her pet!"
  • Fang: "I was once an emperor of greatness! How could everything go so wrong from here!?"
  • Guard: "Yo, freaks!"
  • Fang and Othello looked over.
  • Guard: "Ya got visiters."
  • Othello: "Who the devil would visit us?"
  • Guard- Eh, a couple of misfits along with Master Shifu and his pupils.
  • Fang- (Gasps) The Shell Lodgers! Tell them... Tell them I'm using the can.
  • Mushu- We can hear you, Fangface!
  • Fang- YIKES! Othello, take this gun, you shoot me, I'll shoot you!
  • Guard- (Snatches gun from Fang) Gimme that!
  • Skipper- At ease, Fang! We'd like to have a word with you in the Interrogation Room.
  • Othello- Oh, wouldn't you like that? They just wanna have a talk with us!
  • Fang- Well, as long as they don't beat the crap out of me, I'm in.

Chorh-Gom Prison Interrogation Room

  • Shifu- (In room with Emperor Fang and Po, along with others.) We'd like to have a talk with you about a little someone you happen to be familiar with.
  • Fang- And who exactly would you like to speak to me about, Shifu?
  • Shifu- We believe you have some info about a rattlesnake named Hypnorattle. Does that sound familiar to you?
  • Fang- Well, as I recall correctly, I believe I witnessed Kaa cut off that guy's rattle, and I offered him to join me after I reattached his rattle.
  • Po- Reattach a rattle? Is that even possible?
  • Fang- Of course, Panda! It's as easy as going potty. But anyway, he didn't want to join my Empire, so he just slithered off without a trace.
  • Shifu- Is that so? Are you also aware that he's been stealing valuable and important items from all over the UUniverses?
  • Fang- No way! I haven't heard from that guy ever since, nor do I have any idea what he intends to do with those valuable thingamabobs.
  • Guard- Invitation for Emperor Fang!
  • Fang- What? For me? You shouldn't have!
  • Guard- Don't push it, you Ruber copycat! (Othello brings Fang the invitation)
  • Fang- Hmm, it's from...Hypnorattle?
  • Po- What?
  • Furious Five- What?
  • Shifu- What?
  • Alex- What? WHOOOOAAH! (Melman swallows party horn)
  • Shifu- Gimme that! (Snatches letter from Fang)
  • Fang- Hey! That wasn't very nice!
  • Po- You wouldn't know nice if it hit you in the brainstem!
  • Shifu- "To Whom It May Concern, I am a very important business man who's willing to sell fine items for a great price. These precious and valuable items may make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Just visit me in an underground tunnel on Pastoon. You can find this tunnel in Dodge City on St. Prickles St. in the house under a couch. But hurry, because this is a limited time offer, and will be then become my property and my profit. So come on down, and have a gander at the richest item sale in the UUniverses. Signed, Hypnorattle. PS, Under NO circumstances is one of these letters allowed to go to a group of misfits that's on my tail." Well, I guess we got all the info we need, everyone.
  • Po- Well, that was easy!
  • SpongeBob- Oh, thank goodness we found it!
  • Twilight- We gotta hurry! If Hypnorattle sells the elements, we'll never be able to fix Discord's statue.
  • SpongeBob- Well then let's roll, everyone! This ends now! (everyone runs off!)
  • Fang: "Great! i'm alone again!"
  • Sir Hiss: "Don't be too upset brother, i hear the Galactic Federation is working on a secret project that removes darkness. sadly, i don't really much from it."
  • Fang: "They are what?!"
  • Guard: "Ok, Hairboy, you and your parrot friend back in your cell!"
  • Othello: "Couldn't we at least get recess ol' boy?"
  • Guard grabs them both and leaves.

Chapter 6- Hypnorattle's Plan

underground lair.

  • Lord Cobra: "I can't believe he managed to steal THE elements of harmony!"
  • Jafar: "And the Sultan's ring! Have you any idea how helpful that thing will be for keeping an eye on the lougers?"
  • Maleficent: "Let's focus more on the elements, they could be the key to ensure Discord returns to rejoin our villain leage ranks."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Pfft! As if! I intend to use those "Heliments of armory" to use as the metathroical keys to the Generator of the bounderies!"
  • Oogie Boogie: "That's why we're gonna buy it before you do, ya tin can!"
  • Dark Dragon: "I have more interest then both you lessers combine!"
  • Be're Fox: "That's telling them boss!"
  • Dr. Faclier: "Stay out of this, fox boy!"
  • Captain Hook: "YEAH!"
  • Nidhiki: "That goes double for you too, leagers!"
  • Doofinshirts: "At least we don't turncoat our leaders because some whiny jerk didn't wanna be a second banana to some snake in a cape!"
  • Hypnorattle: "Ok, dudes and dudettes, just chill! Save your engry to buy the worthwhile stuff!"
  • Lord Cobra: "I have no intention to compete with those collection of turncoats and imbaciles, give the elements of harmony to the leage, and you'll be handsomely rewarded!"
  • Dark Dragon: "NO! Surrender the elements to the Dragon Scourge, and i'll make you even greater then what Emperor Fang did!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "No! Give ME the Elements, and you will basked in the liberay, and equility, of my benvolent, iron-fisted rule!"
  • Mirage: "Don't listen to Uncle Nefarious, he's a twat!"
  • King Dedede: "AT least he ain't partly anti catisum!"
  • Mirage: "At least i am actselly a threat!"
  • Morgana: "You couldn't hit a broad side of a barn!"
  • Ursula: "Stay out of this, little sister! This does not concern you!"
  • Zigzag: "Couldn't we just be civilised for a few minutes? There is a more wrothwhile prize afoot!"
  • Hypnorattle: "Yeah, listen to the blue guy!"
  • Petey: "Yeah, the blue guy!"
  • Jafar: "Fine, let's get this deboggle over with!"
  • Abis Mal- (Seeing Diamond of 1000000 Riches) OOOOHH, I always wanted one of those!
  • Hypnorattle- That'll be $20000
  • Abis Mal- Darn it! Well, what the heck, SOLD! (Gives Hypnorattle bagful of diamonds)
  • But before Hypnorattle can make his first business transation, the lougers barged in!
  • SpongeBob- NOT SO FAST, HYPNORATTLE!
  • Hypnorattle- What the hell? How did you find my cloaking ship? It's camouflaged greatly from your sight!
  • Lord Shen- Actually, your ship was painted black to match the darkness in the tunnel.
  • Hypnorattle- D'OH, curse cloaking devices for bein' so damn expensive! (Rattles, and non snake lougers gets hypnotized)
  • Savio: "Surprise smack!"
  • Savio smacks away Hypnorattle!
  • Lord Cobra makes a grab for the elements of harmony, and makes a run for it!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "HEY! THAT'S MY HELEMENTS!"
  • Dr. Nefarious chases Cobra!
  • Dark Dragon: "YOU MEAN MINE! AND IT'S ELEMENTS, YOU DOPE!"
  • Dark Dragon follows presuit!
  • Doofinshirts: "Well, at least Parry the Platipus isn't in this."
  • Viper: "Guys, we'll keep Hypnorattle and the rest of the villains at bay, go after cobra!"
  • Po: "ON IT! WE GOT A SNAKE-FREAK TO CATCH!"
  • Shifu- The rest of you, get the rest of the stuff! (Lodgers chase after Lord Cobra)

Dodge City Overground

  • Lord Cobra- (Runs out of Hypnorattle's house with the Elements, while Nefarious, Dark Dragon, and The Lodgers chase after him) THESE ELEMENTS ARE MINE!
  • Dr. Nefarious- GET BACK HERE, YOU PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A COBRA! (Throws purple energy shockwave bomb at Lord Cobra, and Lord Cobra dodges it)
  • Dark Dragon- STOP AT ONCE, YOU INFERNAL MUTANT IDIOT! (Breathes fire at Lord Cobra, but he dodges it)
  • Savio- (Tail whips Lord Cobra down, and he drops the Elements of Harmony)
  • Lord Cobra- THE ELEMENTS!
  • Dr. Nefarious- THE HELEMENTS!
  • Dark Dragon- THE ELEMENTS!
  • SpongeBob- (Grabs all 6 elements) We did it, everyone! We got the Eleme--(Gets blasted by Dr. Nefarious, and Dr. Nefarious grabs the elements)
  • Dr. Nefarious- No! I'VE gots the Helements! (Dark Dragon breathes fire on Nefarious' butt) YAAAOOOW! (Dark Dragon grabs the Elements)
  • Dark Dragon- No! They're MINE! (Breathes fire at anyone who tries to get close to him)
  • Lord Cobra- (Uses telekinesis to get the Elements) Not so fast! They're mine! (Dr.Nefarious, Lord Cobra and Dark Dragon get into a fight cloud beating each other up)
  • Rainbow Dash- (Sighs) This is very annoying! I'll handle this! (Uses super-speed to grab the elements quickly)
  • Lord Cobra- WHAT THE HELL?!?
  • Rainbow Dash- You guys handle these guys while I find someplace safe for these Elements! (Zooms off)
  • SpongeBob- Don't let the villains go after Ranbow Dash! (Lodgers fight Lord Cobra, Nefarious and Dark Dragon)

2 1/2 Minutes Later...

  • Lord Cobra- (Lord Cobra, Nefarious and Dark Dragon are tied up in a rope) Beaten to the punch AGAIN! I don't get why we lose every time!
  • Icky- Because, Cobraface, Good ALWAYS wins, so just get use to it!

the sky!

  • Rainbow Dash: "The van shouldn't be too far!"
  • ???: "And where do you think your going, pretty little pony?"
  • Rainbow Dash looks to see Fagin speeding after her!
  • Fagin: "Just where do you think your going with that jewerly?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "AWAY FROM YOU, BEAKFREAK!"
  • Rainbow Dash zoomed away, but with Fagin hardly far behind!
  • Rainbow Dash holds up a comminitcater
  • Rainbow Dash: "I have a problem guys! A certain mean black vulture/hawk/falcon thing is after me! Could use some help over here!"
  • Alex- (On communique) Copy that, RD! We're on our way!
  • Rainbow Dash- I still have no idea how such a bird can fly that fast!
  • Skipper- (Mr. Dodo drives the van after Fagin) FIRE LASER CANNONS! (Rico fires laser cannons at Fagin, zapping him to a crisp. Then Fagin falls to the ground)
  • Fagin- Ouch!

Chapter 7- The Hoedown

  • Rainbow Dash- (Lodgers open van door, and Rainbow Dash flies in) Thanks for getting that bad birdy off my back, you guys!
  • Squidward- Well, at least we've got the Elements back, along with everything else that Hypnorattle stole, and chased off those villains.
  • Twilight- Now, we'd better get back to Equestria before--(Something bites her) OUCH! (Hypnorattle had bitten her in the leg) Oh no!
  • Celestia: "TWILIGHT!"
  • Petey appears
  • Petey: "Yeah! You showed them, boss!"
  • Skipper- YOUR STAR CRAVING MAD! (Kowalski stares at Skipper) Not you, Kowalski, him! (points at Hypnorattle)
  • Twilight- He bit me! And that means...(Gets weak, and falls to the ground)
  • Hypnorattle- Yes! The venom is coursing through your blood and will surely kill you soon! (Cackles)
  • Kaa- Stephen, please, don't do this! Look at what you've become!
  • Hypnorattle- Shut it, Father! I'm not Stephen anymore! IT'S HYPNORATTLE!!! (Rattles, and controls everyone except the Snake Lodgers and Twilight, who is still being poisoned)
  • Petey: "That showed them, eh boss?"
  • Savio- GET HIM! (Hypnorattle quickly knocks out all the Snake Lodgers, and gains control of the van)
  • Hypnorattle: "I can't believe those other villains just ran off the minute Cobra, the Dark Dragon, and that Nefarious dude ran out! Because of you bums, i have to sedugale another audtion, once I get rid of you misfity jerks!"
  • Petey: "Yeah, i'm gonna do a fly dance on your graves, suckers!"
  • Sir Hiss: "You sir, have no sense of moral standerds."
  • Hypnorattle: "Said the guy that once help a tyrant cause poverty."
  • Sir Hiss gasped!
  • Petey: "BURNED!"
  • Hypnorattle: "But hey, at least you don't eat little mammals or little boys like Kaa and Savio."
  • Savio: "Can i help it i grew up alone in a savage dog-eat-dog jungle of south amarica?!"
  • Hypnorattle: "But hey, at least Viper and Lola are upstanding snake citisens, they just have bad realitves!"
  • Petey: "The boss scores!"
  • Sir Hiss: "How the devil did you know about us, Stephen?"
  • Hyponrattle: I read your wiki pages as a study on you guys. Seriously, villains these days can learn a whole lot about you guys with that site.
  • Sir Hiss: "I knew that site is being too informive."
  • Viper and Hypnorattle began to fight over the wheel, as the van crash lands!
  • Hypnorattle: "Ok, no more mr. nice rattle! We're about to get rough here!"
  • (Suddenly Hypnorattle is hit by a flash of light braking his rattle causing him to lose all his hypnotising powers, snapping all of the hypnotized Lodgers out of their trances)
  • Hypnorattle: "No! My rattle! It's ok at least, but, i can't hypnotise! My powers have been spell bound!"
  • Sir Hiss: Sora, Donald, Goofy! How in blazes did you Find us?
  • Donald: "You guys have Ignitus and Merlin informing us to thank."
  • Viper:" Guys! Hypnorattle and that fly friend of his are getting away!"
  • Sora:"After them!"
  • Kaa: "Celestia, you stay with your student, we'll do the rest!"
  • Celestia: "Be careful evreyone!"

Outside.

  • Lola: We cant let Stephen get away!
  • Sir Hiss: He will NOT get away
  • Savio: "Rainbow Dash you and Fluttershy go after them, We're right behind you!
  • Rainbow Dash:(Grapping Fluttershy) On It! (Flies after Hypnorattle who got out of the van with the others close behind him.)
  • Hypnorattle: You misfit idiots will never catch me!
  • Goofy: That Hypnorattle feller and his little fly friend can run but they can't hide!
  • Donald: You said it, Goofy!
  • Petey pulls out a SMG (small machine gun)!
  • Petey: "Hey Losers, Say hello to my little friend!"
  • Icky: "HE'S GOT A GUN!"
  • Petey: "(Laughs) Any last words before I fill your all of your bodies with lead?"
  • Palamon: Yeah, I'm about to teach you and your awful snake boss some manners! (prepareing to digivolve) Palamon Digivolve to Togamon!
  • Petey: (looking at the Size of Togamon) Ah Nuts!
  • Togamon smacks away Petey, who makes a tiny Goofy yell
  • (Suddenly they hear a fimiliar screach)
  • Fluttershy: Birdramon!
  • Hypnorattle- Hahahahah! I don't need my hypnosis as long as I have a more powerful weapon! My venom has killed things BIGGER than Digimon like you. You can thank Emperor Fang for secretly upgrading my venom as a second means of making me join him.
  • Togemon- WHAT?!?
  • Hypnorattle- That's right! I guess Emperor Fang never told you that when you went to investigate him, did you? So go ahead, heroes! Make your move!
  • Skipper- As you wish, snake boy! (Attacks, but Hypnorattle dodges the attack and quickly bites him)
  • Private- NOOOOOOOO! (Skipper weakens and falls to the ground)
  • Hypnorattle- Hahahahahahah! You foolish Lodgers are no match for me!
  • Skipper- Ugggh...Rico?
  • Rico- I'm on it! (Hacks out chainsaw, and leaps for Hypnorattle, but Hypnorattle tail whips him to the ground, and quickly tries to bite him, but Rico holds him by the jaws)
  • Sandy- We gotta' help him! (Grabs tail, but Hypnorattle smacks her to the ground with his tail, and he bites her) OWCH! (Weakens)
  • Hypnorattle- WHO'S NEXT?
  • Rico- You are! (Hacks up a net, and Hypnorattle gets caught in it)
  • Banzai- HAHAH! Who's venomous now, huh?
  • Hypnorattle- You think you've won, Shell Losers? Your lil' friends are still poisoned, and there ain't no way yer' gonna--(Kowalski grabs Hypnorattle by the neck, and makes him bite into a jar with a plastic seal, causing Hypnorattle to release some venom into the jar)
  • Kowalski- There! Now we can use this venom sample to make some antivenom to cure Twilight, Skipper and Sandy. But we must hurry!
  • Alex- Hold on, you two, we'll help you. (He and his main friends help Sandy and Skipper up and into the van while Po holds onto Hypnorattle in the net)
  • Petey: "Hey! I ain't done with you losers! Put my friend down, or do i have to-"
  • Lord Shen puts Petey in a jar with a lid with air holes.
  • Lord Shen: "Thank you for making your presences known. We almost forgot you. if you haven't yapped your bug mouth, you would've been a service to him in the future by helping him escape. And i assumed your the same fool who sent that invitation to the prison where Fang resides right where we were interviewing him, yes?"
  • Petey: "Really? Aw man, i am off my game today, homey!"

Van

  • Kowalski- (Working on antivenom medicine) There! She's all finished.
  • Monkey- Then we'd better get crackin'! (Kowalski uses needle to inject antivenom into Skipper, Sandy, and Twilight)
  • Kowalski- There we go. You're all cured.
  • Skipper- Splendid work, Kowalski! I'm SO glad I didn't have to have Rico suck the venom out of me this time.
  • Twilight- I'm glad to be okay too.
  • Hypnorattle: "You dorks didn't win! Soon as my rattle heals and i can hypnotise people again, i am gonna teach you jerks a lesson you'll never forgot!"
  • Kaa: "That's quite enough from you!"
  • Hypnorattle whimpers.
  • Kaa: "There is just one thing i must do in front of everyone..."
  • Icky: "Oh, looks like Rattle-jerk is gonna get it now."
  • Kaa: "Son....."
  • Hypnorattle coils in fear.
  • Petey looks away.
  • Kaa coils around Hypnorattle in a not at all threatening hug.
  • Icky: "What the....?"
  • Squidward: "Your kidding....."
  • Sandy: "For cry...... What in the...... (Something in gibberish)"
  • Celestia (to herself): "Love and forgiveness triupths."
  • Petey actselly looks when hearing what the others say, and felt his heart warm up.
  • Petey: "That's a loving sight man. Loving sight."
  • Kaa: "Son, even though you commited the biggest mistakes in your lifetime, you are still my son, and, i love as a son, and i don't care of what your doing to your life or what your choice in life is....."
  • Lord Shen: "ARE YOUR SICK IN THE-"
  • Kaa: "But....."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh there's more then?"
  • Kaa: "I must ask you choose to change your life around, and turn yourself in..."
  • Hypnorattle: "Wait.... Your, acting kind to me...... after all the crap i put everyone through?"
  • Icky: "We're just as flabbergased as you are, bub."
  • Kaa: "It's not the first time i had a son who was, uh, mislead to the wrong direction."
  • Skipper: "Savio?"
  • Savio blushed.
  • Kaa: "I wasn't exsactly mister stright and narrow myself once."
  • Sir Hiss: "As much as i hate to confess, liek you had referenced before, i wasn't entirely such a noble gentlemen myself..."
  • Sandy was too flabbergasted to say anything.
  • Hypnorattle: "But.... i did..... totally jerk off things, i, if i wasn't so, cocky, i would've escaped and, well, your palies would've you know.... the big sleep? i practicly could've scarred you guys."
  • Kaa: "Well Son, newsflash, scars heal."
  • Hypnorattle: "Uh, last time i check, wounds heal."
  • Kaa: "Oh right, scars fade i guess?"
  • Hypnorattle: "Like it should matter what scars do. I mean, who cares?"
  • Po: "You should care, Stephen. You gotta let go that stuff in the past cause it just doesn't matter. the only thing that matters, is what you choose to be now."
  • Hypnorattle: "Oh, suddenly we forgot what we went through the last few hours, maybe? And there's the fact dear loving dad, almost robbed me of my rattle! Next to Petey, it's the only true friend i have in this world!"
  • Soothsayer: "He loves you, Stephen. he loved you so much, having to do what he did broke his heart, and thus, may be a link why he was such a preditor back in his jungle life."
  • Hypnorattle: "Wait..... It did? You did care? But, I, then you, gee, gla, blah, soup, soap, sheep! (head goes down, begins to tear.....) What have i done?"
  • Lord Shen: "Would you like the long list or the short one?"
  • Boss Wolf: "All due repect sir, that question was retourical."
  • Hypnorattle: "What am i doing with my live Petey?"
  • Petey: "Well, from what i can understand, you stole stuff, and tried to kill people. Oh, and then there was the auction and trying to sale that stuff to villains."
  • Hypnorattle begin to cry softly.
  • Sandy: "YOUR ALL INSANE!"
  • Spongebob: "(GASP!) Sandy!"
  • Lord Shen: "What is the meaning of this, Squirl?"
  • Sandy: "You don't actselly think a monster like Hypnorattle would actselly want to change, do ya?"
  • Soothsayer: "Are you certain it is Stephen who is the monster?"
  • Sandy: "What are you trying to say?"
  • Soothsayer: "Must of i remind you of Xerxes, and how his failure to forgive lead him to the path of self destruction?"
  • Sandy: "But, but, but-"
  • Lord Shen: "And my blinded determination to congure china and destroy the panda almost had me destroyed!"
  • Icky: "Look, we get you hate that guy's guts like you hate that Hank guy, but Stephen here, is clearly unlike Hank, in other ways then the fact he isn't a mutant, or a frog. the Guy has a bad history and didn't know any better."
  • Sandy: "It's not like he has anything of note, why-"
  • Soothsayer: "He does have something of note... for you see, his parents, his real parents.... were murdered."
  • Sandy: "Huh?"
  • Soothsayer- Well, let's just say it all started with one unfortunate coyote named Jason...

Flashback

  • (Soothsayer)- Young Jason Chomper lived a poor life with his parents. They had no home, no food, and no water. Yet they were lucky to have a son like Jason. He was an expert at finding food and water. He found water by digging, he found food by using a specially advanced sense of smell that he inherited from his father in his younger years. Jason cared for his parents more than anyone else. Then one day, they saw a rattlesnake. Jason's parents never knew that rattlesnakes were venomous creatures, and wanted it for food, only to get theirselves killed by the rattlesnake's poison. Jason was in grief despair in the loss of his parents, and since then, wanted to kill that snake and any other rattlesnake he saw. He killed the snake by stomping on it's neck, choking it to death. Since then, Jason vowed he would avenge his parents by killing every rattlesnake in Texas. He became a gunslinger called the Extinctioner. Life for a rattlesnake in Texas has been harsh. No rattlesnake was safe from this deadly coyote even with venom because, since he had been bitten by many rattlesnakes, and had been treated, he eventually developed an immunity to rattlesnake venom. Then came the day he crossed pahs with Stephen's parents. He killed them by biting them, shaking them in his mouth, and tearing them in half. Of course, Stephen was too young to defend himself because his venom glands weren't mature, and even if they were, it would have absolutely no effect. Stephen was doomed to die until the local sheriff shot him in the head, ending his life forever. Since then, Stephen went to an orphanage where Kaa eventually found him.

Present

  • Soothsayer- And that's that.
  • Sandy- (Bursting to tears) Why, that's...that's...THAT'S HORRIBLE! (Starts crying)
  • Hypnorattle- Hahahahah! Look at the lil' crybaby! (Kaa slaps him) OWCH!
  • Kaa- Stephen, behave!
  • Hypnorattle- Sorry!...You know, Father?...I have a confession to make...I stole all that stuff so I can use the money to...REDEEM MYSELF OF MY ACTIONS!
  • Everyone- WHAT?
  • Hypnorattle- Yes, it's true, I'm not really evil! I'm just misunderstood. Father?...I'm sorry you had to hear this, but you need to know my truth. You see...

Flashback

  • (Hypnorattle)-...After I left the Fang Empire's fortress, I realized how alone I was. (Past Hypnorattle starts crying). I never felt this lonely in my whole life. My real parents were gone, I lost my new father, and I even made a horrible error that soon led me to being feared and hated. Nobody around me wanted to talk to me. All they did was go...(Citizen: AAAH, HELP! IT'S THAT HYPNOTIZING RATTLESNAKE THAT TRIED TO TAKE OVER CHINA!). There was nothing left for me to believe in. I had to thank the Fang Empire for bringing back my rattle, but what's the point of arising to evil again when it only leads to MORE hatred? I decided to move to Pastoon where no one could fear me, and I rented myself a house. I got a new hypnotist job, but since I was feeling so lonely and sad, I couldn't get my job done without revealing my tragic past. Strangely, eveyone in pastoon, even the sheruff, weren't terrifived of me. Perhaps it's because they're very trusting and forgiving people, maybe it was that I was a good hypnotest, maybe they might've had someone in their life who was bad, or were bad themselfs, i don't know, but i don't bother to question the very few nice things life DID gave me. I even eventally met Petey, he had a bad life too, he volunteered to be a test subject for an experiment that could make bugs live longer than a few days or weeks until a gang of spiders working for a greedy industry owner attempted to steal this experiment and killed his girlfriend while he was escaping. He came to Pastoon because he just couldn't handle it. But, i am getting off topic, let's just say he and i became friends. I needed money so I could find a way to prove to my father that I could change my ways, and make things go back to the way they were when my life was perfect. Then I felt a spark. A spark that I never wanted to feel again, but I couldn't resist. I had to get money so I could get my life back. I tried harder on my hypnotist job, but I never made enough money within many years. So, exactly 10 months ago, I decided to do something I never could regret: steal precious and valuable items to sell at a high price. No one in the UUniverses could have enough money to satisfy me, and I couldn't just ask for money from someone very rich. That's when I got the brilliant idea...to start an auction with Villains around the UUniverses.

Present

  • Hypnorattle- I only acted evil because I didn't want this tragic secret to humiliate me. My vow to kill Sandy even topped it off. But now that you know, I hope this doesn't upset any of you.
  • Petey: "Man, why didn't you just told me?"
  • Hypnorattle: "I'll tell you why, because if those villains knew my past, they'll think i'm just some cry baby and a joke. They wouldn't even bother coming to the auction, and even if they did, it's only to hurt me emotionly, and physically, and steal the items for free. They're the real crooks. At least i was kind enough to just make you guys look like idiots, up until a few moments ago, I didn't attempt to actselly kill somebody."
  • Icky: "Gee, and i thought my life was crap."
  • Spongebob: "So, you wanted to do the right thing, by being someone your not?"
  • Lord Shen: "Pardon my freshness, dear boy, but hasn't anyone told you 2 wrongs don't make a right?"
  • Hypnorattle: "That actselly never crossed my mind until now. What did you want? I was alone, frighen, confused, maybe alittle desperate for money, and kinda was abit of a jerk! Can ya blame me? An insane coyote killed my parents!"
  • Lucky Jack: "I symipes ya, Rattlesnake, i truely can."
  • Viper: "Yeah, some of us has been there before."
  • Icky: "Yeah, not all of us started out good guys."
  • Fidget: "Ain't that the truth."
  • Hypnorattle: "Look, I won't blame ya if you guys placed me jail because how i acted or did. Because of those stunts, i doubt the people of dodge city would welcome me again, let alone put up with me."
  • Soothsayer: "Are you certain that is so?"
  • Hypnorattle: "Well it's not like they heard everyword i said! it's not like they're outside this van, and somehow heard everything i said, and would still like me or stuff! Even if they do, they would still want me inprisoned, because, well, isn't the law, by the book and stuff?"
  • Chi-Fu: "The law, yes.... But don't be so quick to assume this townsfolk would just turn on you."
  • Icky: "Yeah, if they didn't give a damn about your history before, why would start now?"
  • Hypnorattle- I don't know, but now I realize that I should just turn myself in now that things are just too complicated now.
  • Kaa- You know, Stephen? That's very generous of you. I'm gonna miss you, too. (Both Kaa and Hypnorattle hug)
  • Hypnorattle- So which prison should I be going to exactly?
  • Shifu- I believe we should prefer Prison 42.
  • Hypnorattle- Good choice, I--wait, what?

Prison 42.

  • Hypnorattle: "Isn't this atad too exthreme?"
  • Petey: "Yeah! I was just an accomplese!"
  • Kaa: "Sorry, but your crimes were to extreme for normal prison."
  • Icky: "Yeah, you broke some international and inter-world laws when you stole that stuff dude. the Galactic Feds take that stuff seriously."
  • Hypnorattle: "Oh.... again, i don't blame ya."
  • Petey: "But why am i here?"
  • Shifu- You must stay with Stephen so he doesn't get into anymore trouble. That, and your here cause of assusiation with someone who voliated inter-universeal laws and there for, just as guilty in breaking them.
  • Petey- Hmm, sounds easy enough.
  • Hypnorattle- Well, I'm gonna miss you guys. You helped me a lot today.
  • Kaa- Don't mention it. Please, take care of yourself. (Kaa and Hypnorattle hug) Well, let's go, everyone.

Outer Space

  • Hypnorattle- (Waves goodbye to the Lodgers outside the window of Prison 42)
  • Kaa- Well, I must say, that's the first time I've ever seen a villain turn himself in before.
  • Icky- You said it.
  • Sandy- I just can't believe he had a rough past. If I'd known in the first place, I would never have been down right mean to the poor fella'.
  • Soothsayer- Actually, Hypnorattle's parents' deaths happened after that incident.
  • Sandy- Really? Well, that's a start.
  • SpongeBob- Well, what's more important now is that we triumphed once again!
  • Celestia- Any of you forgetting something?
  • SpongeBob- What? OH MY GOD! DISCORD!
  • Mushu- DODO, PUNCH IT!
  • Mr. Dodo- Yes, SIR! (Sends van into hyperspeed)

Epilogue

Equestria

  • Twilight- (Discord's statue is nearly seconds before being broken) Thank goodness we still have some time! Alright, girls! Let's do it! (All 6 ponies activate the Elements of Harmony, and repair Discord's statue)
  • Discord- (Muffled in statue) Darn it! So close!
  • Icky: "Well, Dissy here is stopped, but it's a shame we forgot Cobra, Ne-dork-ious, and the Dork Dragon, and Old Faggy. The other villains must of recovered them by now."
  • Shifu: "Yes, but we at least prevented them containing the elements and the other valuables."
  • Fidget: "Uh, guys? I can't find the Sultan's ring!"
  • Icky: "Then where..... Oh fudge! Jafar must of took it while we were distracted somehow!"
  • Po: "OH NO-HOHOHO!"

Villain Leage castle.

  • Jafar walks torwords his room, with the Salton's ring.
  • Jafar: "Too bad we didn't get the elements, but, at least, my newest advancing project that'll grant us a supurb advantage over the lougers, shall begin."
  • Jafar laughs manically!
  • suddenly, poof!
  • Jafar: "Huh? Wha- the ring! Where is it? No.......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Dragon Temple.

  • the ring suddenly appears on the table.
  • Icky: "Nice going, Merly boy!"
  • Merlin: 'Wasn't easy. but i got it!"
  • Iago: "Now we have all the stolen stuff."
  • the louge picked up the valuables and went torwords the van to return everything to their rightful owners.

THE END!

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