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Icky and Iago Road to the Dragon Realms

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Iago and Icky: Road to The Dragon Realms is the 38th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Iago and Icky end up misusing Shen's experimental portal and ended up a few planets far away from the Dragon Realms. Once they find too late that they don't know how to use it, they wind up going from random world to random world. They end up in Equestria, the Valley of Peace, Madagascar, the Nesting Grounds, Pyrdain, Camelot, Hollywood, The Mountain of the Great Spirits, Top Dollar City, Futurasia, Angel Grove, Atlantica, Paradisa, Kratos, Spookavania, Skullian Prime, Pastoon, The Villain League HQ, The Great Valley, and a few new ones such as Gobstopper, Ropedia, and Athletecus. (Note that the placement of the places is not nessersarly in that order). Their final location leads them to Warface. Now stuck on a world where war is the norm, the two idiots must find a way to get back home without being killed. This is a parody of a 'Road to...' Family Guy episode.

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Klagmar's Top VGM 969 - Time Donkey - Tacos of Time

Intro Theme

Intro (Time Donkey- Tacos in Time)

Chapter 1: Icky and Iago Be Idiots Again

Dragon Temple

  • SpongeBob: (He and Patrick were seen running around in what appears to be Universal Studios until it was revealed to be large movie-slide pictures in the briefing room as several cotton candy bags were seen)
  • Squidward: URRGHHH! When is that sugar gonna wear off?!? We've only been at Universal Studios celebrating our 100th Episode special a few days ago, and they're STILL like that after so much cotton candy!
  • Lord Shen: And it's great that Santa helped improve on our UUniversal Teleportation Remote. Now it looks more like something that baby from Family Guy created. It was able to save us countless years of research to perfect it.
  • Boss Wolf: So... What's the point of having our van if we can just use this thing?
  • Lord Shen: THE VAN IS STILL IMPORTANT, FOOL!! We need it for combat, and that's why we use it for travel instead of this thing. Also, the Prehistoric one's incompidence with it back during the Spookivainia situation proved that it's not always gonna be reliable should it be compromised.
  • Boss Wolf: "Ahhhhhhhh. Good point."
  • Lord Shen: And most of all... I'm still trying to get used to all the new looks of this place. Does Santa's Workshop have to pay for making all this?
  • Spyro: It's probably free since it was possibly transmogrified by Santa's magic. I took a look at Kairi's room, and it is just astounding. Santa gave her a customary poster of me and her in combat stances. She even got a nice Kingdom Hearts-patterned bed, some impressive floor and wall molding, and a new laptop.
  • Lord Shen: Santa gave her and us everything last year. Plus, that New Years' celebration at Universal Studios with the pass Santa gave us was breathtaking.
  • Spyro: Yes. It seemed to be their biggest party since Universal's last Originos.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, trust me, NOTHING compares or surpasses THOSE. I'd rank that party as a 7 out of 10.
  • Spyro: So where's Kairi? We're going to take another sky-ride today to kick off the new year of 2016.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, she's taking a shower. Amazing what Santa did to her bathroom.
  • Icky: You know, Shenny boy, if you keep saying 'amazing' for all the crazy things Santa did to this place, we're gonna be here all day.
  • Lord Shen: "Ahh, yes, I see you never made the new year's resolution to be less snarky."
  • Icky: "Even if I did, I'm still gonna be me, cause no one ever goes through their resolution. Otherwise, Doofinsmirts would've been successful in using New Years to take over the Tri-state area."
  • Boss Wolf: "Oh yeah, it's so stupid, Nefarious used it as a reference on why they should never use holidays to try and take over everything."
  • Iago: Yeah, well, villains these days are just stupid like that. Why do you think we have Hermes to show us what they did to each other?
  • Marty: I always thought it was because we were giving them comeuppance for looking at our embarrassing moments.
  • Lord Shen: Again, two wrongs don't make a right. We'd look like d***s if that was the real reason we did it.... For the most part.
  • Icky: It's certainly a good thing we had all those embarrassing videos they had burned.
  • Shifu: Indeed. I personally find villains insulting heroes foolish. Especially since a movie for that High Council Idiots show that got shared beyond Muggshotra by the show's creater who was craving for ratings and money. Didn't really play well in his favor, did it? But it seemed to never die since it's now a web comic series published by villain enthusiasts.
  • Brandy: So, Villainy is on a slow day once again, what do we do now?
  • Iago: Yeah, we gotta have SOME way to make us the focus of this episode!
  • Icky: IAGO! Too soon!
  • Bubbha: You know what this calls for, then? MORE SODA! (The raptors give a toast with Coca-Cola, and drink it)
  • Pervis: (The air goes through his nose as he burps) WHOA! The burps of this stuff are sprinkling my nose!
  • Icky: Oh, again, carbonated beverages do that when releasing air. It's why you have to burp REALLY hard when you have a huge gulp of- (Earl burps loudly and shakes the whole Temple)...... Exibit A.
  • Lord Shen:... Prehistoric one, are you sure it was a good idea to introduce soda to these creatures?
  • Icky: Oh, they seem pretty fine with it. Who cares if it's not really meant for their world? As long as they're the only ones who like it and know of it, I don't think it violates your code about not introdusing stuff to basic creatures and beings.
  • Iago: I KNOW! Let's have a burping contest!
  • Lord Shen: I think not! The ones that the penguins have is disgusting enough as it is. I can smell it from my room. And considering how these guys eat nothing but meat, their burps will smell like rotten flesh!
  • Iago: Then we'll do it outside.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, no! It's pretty windy out there, so there's no reason for the pedestrians of New York to smell any of that putrid stuff!
  • Icky: "Ok fine, mister strict tail, then we'll do it in the bathroom with the door closed!"
  • Lord Shen: Good. They have good air fresheners now. But if the burps start keeping us up, then we're gonna have to send you straight to your rooms.
  • Iago: Ah, don't sweat it, peacock! Our burps aren't THAT loud!
  • Lord Shen: "Well, now that we're done doing shenanigans, I am gonna put the new and improved teleprotation device somewhere safe and away from more incompidence in the device room, where only I myself will be allowed to touch it. Good day."
  • Shen leaves.

Later...

  • Kairi: (After coming out of the shower in a white bath robe, hears all the loud burps the group was doing)... (Sighs) What are those penguins doing this time? (Smells the air)... BLECH! Smells more like rotten dinosaur flesh than rotten fish flesh! Uhhgh! It better not be those Raptors deciding to have a burping contest! I swear, those penguins were giving them too many ideas! Where's the air freshener? (Turns on the air freshener)
  • Tigress: (She and the Furious Five heard the burps)... Oh, sweet Beijing Province, I can smell it from here!
  • Crane: Why did Lord Shen let Icky, Iago, and the Raptors have that burping contest? They're worse than the penguins' burps.
  • Monkey: Blech! I hate rotting flesh!
  • Squidward: (He was seen with a twitching eye as the burps were still being heard)... YOU PENGUINS BETTER STOP THE BURPING, IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME!!
  • Rico: (The penguins heard the burps, and he smells it) Ohhhh!
  • Skipper:... Somebody here is having a burping contest without us!
  • Kowalski: (Dubbed as Lemongrab) THAT IS UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Rico: Burp, burp, burp, burp! (They all zoomed off)

Bathroom

  • Earl: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!
  • Icky:... DAMN! What a big one! You're still doing well, Earl.
  • Pervis:... May I ask what an activity like this accomplishes?
  • Iago: Nothing. It's just FUN AS S***!
  • Pervis: Why is s*** fun? Is it because it feels good to do it? Because it is.
  • Iago:... Okay, I'll pretend I didn't hear that!
  • Bubbha: They're right, it's fun as s***! And yeah, s*** ISN'T fun. This is just fun! (Gulps some soda and burps) BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!
  • Icky: You call that a burp, Bubble Boy! Get a whiff of this! (Gulps down a massive amount of Coca-Cola, and his belly inflates like a balloon)...
  • Lurleane:... Is that even safe?
  • Iago: No, this one totally walloped the penguins in one of their burping contests one time.
  • Icky:... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (The Temple was pumped with stinky gases, and it knocked Kairi, the Furious Five, Squidward, the other Lodgers, minus the gas-mask-wearing Penguins, out cold)
  • Earl:... DAD GUM!!... What a record-breaker!
  • Skipper: (They burst in)... WOW!
  • Kowalski:... I think... Rico's burp record has been broken.
  • Rico: UH-UHHH! (Takes a Coca-Cola and chugs it down and inflates the same way, and then the place explodes in stinky gas as Rico burped again)...
  • Iago:... Blech! So much for your all-time recoooo...(A lot of plops were heard)
  • Rico:... Oops!

The next day...

  • Lord Shen: "OF ALL THE STUPID THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED HERE, THIS HAS TO BE THE BLOODY STUPIDEST STUNT EVER PULLED?!"
  • Icky: "Seriously, over a burping contest?"
  • Lord Shen: "Now, Raptors, your still relitively new here, so I'll let you 4 off with a warning, but to the veterens Icky and Iago, YOU TWO will have to stay here and watch-over the temple and Kairi while the rest of us will deal with a new urget mission. We are helping in quelling a new riot in Duckberg. The Anti-One Percent group "The other 99%" are at it again."
  • Spongebob: "And poor Scrooge is up to his bill in angry protesters."

Duckburg.

  • Scrooge was baracading the door as angry screams are heard!
  • Scrooge: "What's the bloodly matter with you people? Isn't a man entitled to perseving his wealth as long as he don't do anything illegal with it?"
  • Anrgy voice 1: "THEN PAY YOUR TAXES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!"
  • The Mob cheered in bloodlust as sounds of banging are heard.
  • Scrooge: "AGGHAA?! The sooner the lougers arrive to put those Anti-One Percent scoundels in their place, the better!?"

Back at the Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Icky: "Well that's not TOO tough a break here. A mere riot quelling mission? Been there, done that. They get handled almost stupidly quickly."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, don't dare to fancy it as a chance to sloth about. You two are gonna be given up to your necks in chores!? That means keeping the entire area as clean as you can make it."
  • Icky: "Figures. Typical Shen move."
  • Lord Shen: "And one more thing, when you get to cleaning the cabinet for the devices, BE AS DELICATE AS A FLOWER WITH THEM! Espeically the new and improved teleporter! I, would, LOTHE it, if ANYTHING should ever HAPPEN to it?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
  • Icky: "Ok, ok, sheesh. We'll be sure the only things that are going is dust."
  • Lord Shen: Good! Do not disappoint me as soon as we get back. Come, Lodgers. We have angry protesters to calm down! (They left)
  • Icky:... Wow... Already, this is boring!
  • Iago: Yeah! We get our own episode focused entirely on us, and it's already screwed up royally.
  • Icky:... Oh well, I guess it's better than nothing.

Later...

  • Icky: (They looked as the toilet was slimy and sprouted tentacles)... BLECH!!
  • Iago: Better than nothing, huh?
  • Icky: I don't remember our burps creating something as disgusting as this!
  • Iago: Actually, I think... Shen was being a jerk by leaving this place messy just for us.
  • Icky: UHHGH! What have we ever done to him besides that burping contest incident?
  • Iago:... Remember last April Fools?

Cutaway

  • Lord Shen: (He sees his robes were pink)... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ROBES?!?
  • Icky/Iago: APRIL FOOLS!!... (A 5-second pause occurred until a massive cannon blast was heard as Icky and Iago were launched out the Temple straight into the mud)
  • Icky:... BLECH!... IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!
  • Lord Shen: YOU'RE A JOKE, IDIOT!!!

Present

  • Iago: Let's just say he's considered us idiots who deserve more comeuppance besides being given multiple showers.
  • Icky:... So, cleaning a pigsty of a toilet was his solution?
  • Iago: Pretty much.
  • Icky:... You know what? Screw this! How about we ditch this s*** and do something fun?
  • Iago:... That sounds like a bad idea.
  • Icky: Eh, if he wants it done, it will be done. We'll do it later.
  • Iago: But what if Kairi tattles on us?
  • Icky: Oh, we'll be quick. She's all too busy doing some stuff on her new laptop to pay attention to us. By the time we're finished, she won't notice a thing. So... I have just the way for us to have a s***-load of fun!

Later...

  • Icky: (Takes the teleportation remote) TA-DAH!
  • Iago:... You high or something, Ickster? Or am I high? Because it sure looks like you're planning to abuse the same remote that we were instructed NOT to touch!
  • Icky: Oh, please, we're only going to use it for 3 visits, and no more. Then we'll be back here before you can say 'Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious'!
  • Iago: You sure?
  • Icky: Of course! Can't we have a little fun around here? We can do this. It's not that hard to figure out how to use this silly device. You just type in the location (Does the command)... Aaaaaannnddd... (Opens a portal) DONE!
  • Iago: "..... I'm anpisipating dishastor already."
  • The two went in.

Chapter 2: Visit to Visit to Visit

Equestria.

  • Iago and Icky appear on the outskirts of ponyville.
  • Icky: "..... Alchourse, it's always the over-visited world of Equestia. Jesus, it's not exactly currently exciting at the moment due to the next season taking it's sweet time from now."
  • Iago: "Well, we're here, so we might as well-"
  • Mechanical whirring is heard as two figures appeared with Mechs.
  • It was Svengallop and Wind Rider in mechs.
  • Svengallop: "(Laughs vengefully), I knew forcing that cowerdly Dr. Eureka to create us this make-swift mechs from the machery of the Black Stailian Asylum would come in handy. Now, we are free to take our vengence against that wreched cow-pony and her friends!"
  • Wind Rider: "You do whatever you want to the likes of them. It's Rainbow Dash I want to most to suffer under my- (Sees Icky and Iago).... Aw nuts, it's two of the lougers."
  • Svengallop: "Ohhh, an even BETTER oppertunity for revenge! And it's the two annoying birds no less! They'll be easy as pie to beat, even without the mechs!"
  • Svengallop and Wind Rider loom over the two.
  • Icky: "Just the minute fellas! Who do you think has the stronger mech?"
  • Svengallop: "(Scoffs)! As if you really need to ask!"
  • Svengallop and Wind Rider: "MINE IS!?"
  • Svengallop and Wind Rider got confused.
  • Wind Rider: "Hey what do you mean YOURS, you sad black sheep of the famed Gallop family? Eureka made MINE the most strongest, AND it flies!?"
  • Svengallop: "Oh don't kid yourself, you wonderbolt washout!? I'M in the most sytilist AND the most well armored?! Ergo, I'M, the strongest, thank you!"
  • Wind Rider: "Wanna bet, spoiled priss?!"
  • Svengallop: "ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT?!"
  • Wind Rider: "YEAH AND IT AIN'T ON A DATE?!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Three, Two, One." (The two ended up fighting each other and doing a few property damages, and they ended up accidentally destroying each other's mechs and they launched up in the air with Goofy screams forwards and backwards as they fell with a loud thud)
  • Svengallop:... Owch!
  • Wind Rider:... NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU PRISSY BITCH!!!
  • Svengallop: IT WAS YOUR FAULT, DUMBASS!! (They were fighting as Icky and Iago high-winged themselves)
  • Iago: 3, 2, 1... (The Mane Six ended up catching them in an impenetrable energy shield)
  • Twilight:... Thanks for... Whatever you did to get them to do that, guys.
  • Icky: "Thanks Twi, I-.... Where's Starlight?"
  • Rarity: "Let's just say.... She's going through a recent issue with her lady-like figure."
  • Icky: "Ya mean she got fat?"
  • Rarity: "A rather boarish way to say it, but it's accreate."
  • Pinkie: Why are you guys here by yourselves, anyway?
  • Icky: Oh, you know, just hanging around?
  • Iago: Yeah.
  • Applejack: (Gave a look of suspicion)
  • Icky:... Okay, look, we're using the teleportation gizmo Shen was working on, and improved on by Santa. Just for three visits. This one's our first.
  • Applejack: Do you even know how to work the doohickey?
  • Icky: Of course we do! We just push this button right here, and- (They ended up teleporting away)
  • Pinkie:... Something tells me they're in for a LOOOOOOOOOOT of trouble.

Atlantica, Eric's Palace

  • Icky: (They teleported to a familiar rock)... Oh, look at that, we're at Atlantica.... Well, not exactly the place, rather the world named after it.
  • Iago: Haven't exactly been here since Hyporattle's attempted theft of the Trident.
  • Icky: I'm just worried that we would've ended up teleporting underwater and, without Merlin, we would've been sleeping with the fishes.
  • Melody: (Surfaces behind them)... Icky? Iago?
  • Icky/Iago: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! SEA HAG!!!
  • Melody:... What?
  • Icky:... Oh, heh, it's you, Mel-Mel!
  • Melody: "What are you two doing here?"
  • Icky: "Well, Shen kinda grounded us recently for a burping contest gone south and to pass up the time of boring chores, we desided to pay three worlds a visit. Equestia was the first and we managed to stop an asshole manitger and a ex-idol legend from causing trouble. This is our second actselly."
  • Melody: "But, doesn't Mr. Shen tend to, have a problem with you guys being, reckless with impourent stuff?"
  • Iago: Yeah, I told him this was a bad idea.
  • Melody:... Well, what about Kairi? Wouldn't she tell them?
  • Icky: I assumed she would be too preoccupied with a Christmas gift she recently gained, and we'd be back in perfect time. So... Exactly how's life been treating you since we helped you stop Morgana and Team Nefarious?
  • Iago: Yeah, and I guess cartoon logic seems to make you stuck at age 12 or something.... Quick question, you a mermaid or human?
  • Melody: Human. Grandfather and mother are currently too busy for me to become a mermaid, so I just had to adapt with what I got.
  • Icky: And Tip and Dash? I heard from some certain friends of ours that Tip had a bad run it with an asshole leopard seal, and those suckers don't play around with penguins! Tip's ok?
  • Melody: Granddad healed him right up. Oh, and they're here, actually. Panicked once the light from the surface of your arrival flashed.
  • Iago: Well, DUH! That's what they'd normally do at the first sight of trouble.
  • Melody: Hey, they got better with time. As with your question of what I've been through, it's just been fine. I'm just kinda disappointed that the Little Mermaid III wasn't another sequal.
  • Icky:... I can see why actually. Some people don't view the second movie greatly since... In a way, it seems to rehash the same plot. You know, a sea witch, the main lead forbidden to see another side of two worlds she's interested in, the lead becoming rebellious and running away, all that crap. To be perfectly honest, the 3rd movie needed to go backwords to get SOME form of originally into the Little Mermaid movies.
  • Melody:... Well... That is a good point. I guess Sebastian was saying something when I was just like my mother.
  • Icky: Totally.
  • Melody:... How has Sebastian doing? He hasn't been here since... You know... Being a part of Timon and Pumbaa's crew?
  • Icky: Still doing the usual hero shtick. Last Christmas, he and the Jungle Crew sang his own variant of Deck the Halls from one of those Disney soundtracks in Equestria for everyone to see.
  • Melody: Hmm, neat.
  • Icky: And your father?
  • Melody: He's off on a trip, and he left Grimsby to watch over me.
  • Iago: Yeah, I can see him over there. (He was seen with Max near the entrance of the Palace waving, and Max was barking)
  • Tip: (Appears with Dash)... Did you find out what that was, Melody? Because if it's another seagull playing another prank, I'm gonna-
  • Icky: Boo! (The two panicked as Tip literally ran across the water)... Works every time!
  • Dash: TIP! It's just Icky and Iago from the Shell Lodge Squad!
  • Tip: (Stops and falls into the water and surfaces)... WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?!? WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA SCARING US LIKE THAT!? I'm still recovering from my, "disagreement", with a certain leopard seal who shall remain nameless!
  • Icky: "I'm just messing with you guys, I meant no foul here."
  • Iago: Yeah, it's just easy to scare you guys. I mean, you're literally afraid of everything.

Cutaway

  • Tip/Dash: (They both scream at the sights of crabs, rays, tiny sharks, baby barracudas, urchins, and even groupers)

Present

  • Tip: PLEASE don't remind us! At least we helped you guys stop that Nefarious metal-head from abusing that trident!
  • Iago: Oh, sure, all you were doing was bowing down because they zapped you with the Trident, and leaving US to do the work.
  • Melody:... Actually, I did most of the work, remember? I climbed up all those slippery slopes and got the trident back while you guys were dealing with Nefarious' goons.
  • Iago: Yeah, you had some guts to finish what you started.
  • Melody: OHH, you had to bring that up! Nobody told me Nefarious and Morgana were bad guys!
  • Icky: She's right. She still risked her life to undo her mistakes. If there's anything Tip and Dash did for her, it was freeing her from a watery grave.
  • Tip: You'd better believe it, buster! That shows we've got some guts!
  • Dash:... So... Why are you guys here?
  • Melody: They're just being ditchers. They got into some trouble and ended up using a teleportation device to visit 3 places. They just got back from Equestria. You know, the home of that pony that had a similar voice to mine?
  • Tip: Oh, yeah, that place of ponies, gumdrops, and sunshine! We haven't heard back from that place since that rattlesnake tried to steal that Trident for a quick buck.
  • Icky: Oh, a LOT of s*** went on at that place. Let us count the ways!
  • Iago:... Actually, I think we should get going. We don't have forever to get through this visiting stuff. We'll just pay this place another visit some other time and tell them.
  • Icky:... Yeah.
  • Tip: Well, good. We need a moment to recover from the heart attack you almost gave us! It almost happened underwater, too! Underwater heart attacks, a DEADLY combination!
  • Icky: Yeah, whatever, Daxter-voice! Smell ya' later! (They teleported away)
  • Dash:... What did they mean by that? I don't smell, do I?
  • Melody: Well, at least we got to see what those Lodgers were doing.

Camelot.

  • Icky and Iago appeared in Camelot.
  • Icky: "(Sniffs), Ahhhhhhh-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The smell of Camelot. What better 3rd trip then this place?"
  • Iago: "Yeah, and the sound of happy people- (An arrow comes from nowhere!?) SUDDENLY RANDOM ARROW!?"
  • ???: "THE BARBARIANS HAVE RETURNED!?"
  • ??? 2: "CLOSE THE GATES!?"
  • The gates are seen attempting to close, but suddenly, Barbarians on giant warthogs charged in!
  • Icky: "AW NUTS, THIS PLACE HAS A BARBARIAN PROBLEM?! WHY WEREN'T WE WARNED OF THESE GUYS!?"
  • ???: "Because we are capable to fend for ourselves against them."
  • King Arthur, WB Merlin, Kayley and Garret appeared.
  • Barbarian leader: "There you are, Arthur! That great magical sword will finally belong to me! Buttswamp the Barbarian?!"
  • Silence.
  • Icky and Iago laughed out of control, to the confusion of Buttswamp.
  • Buttswamp: ".... WHO DARES LAUGH AT THE GREAT BARBARIAN KING'S NAME!?"
  • Icky: Why do you think that's the case, pal? Who can POSSIBLY take you seriously with a name like that?
  • Iago: Yeah, is that, like, the name your mommy gave you?
  • Buttswamp: HOW DARE YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS?!? I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS FOR TROPHIES FOR THAT!!!
  • Icky:... Question, then. (Takes out his Magnum pistol)... You have any idea what this thing is?
  • Buttswamp:... The Fire of Six Metallic Arrows! I thought it was supposed to be a myth!
  • Icky: No, dude, this is called a gun! Allow me to give a demonstration! (Fires the gun at a tree which punches a hole directly inside it's trunk)...
  • Buttswamp:... (His mouth drops open)
  • Icky: Imagine what an impact like THAT can do to softer tissue? Trust me, dude, you do NOT wanna make me use this! So... You just gotta ask yourself one question... Do I feel lucky? Well... (Loads the gun)... Do you... Punk?
  • Buttswamp:... CALL OFF THE INVASION, WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!!! (The barbarian forces are chased off not just by the threat, but by Kayley, Garret, WB Merlin, and King Arthur)
  • Iago: YEAH, YOU'D BETTER KEEP RUNNING, BUTT-BREATH!!! BECAUSE WE'VE GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!
  • Kayley:... Wow! You actually did it!
  • WB Merlin: And you actually used the Fire of Six Metallic Arrows to do it!
  • Icky: Oh, it was just a scare tactic. We Shell Lodgers don't kill anyone that cannot be resurrected. (Puts the gun away)
  • Garret:... Aren't there supposed to be more of you?
  • Icky: It's just us. We're using a teleportation beacon for 3 visits. This one is our last, and we'll be heading back for the Dragon Temple after this.
  • Iago:... I have a question about why Kayley should be a knight. It's the Middle Ages in this world, so... Shouldn't women be forbidden from being knights?
  • King Arthur: Actually, that law I abolished after Kayley helped rescue us from the Villain League. I'm sure any world in the UUniverses with that same patriarchal law can learn that women can be as tough as men, and do the same thing.
  • Garret:... Well, thanks for scaring off Buttswamp for us. (Kayley softly laughs)
  • Kayley:... I'm sorry, even I can't take him seriously with that name.
  • WB Merlin: "Well, you two best get back to where you came from. You don't want to upset Shen about unahtutherised trips."
  • Icky: "Ah, don't worry, we're pretty much done for the day. I just gotta set the coordinates and... (They teleported away)"
  • WB Merlin:... Hmm... I don't believe those two are smart enough to use such a high-grade device. I hope they know what they're doing.

Top Dollar City

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... What the hell? I thought we were heading back home!
  • Iago:... Do you know how to work that thing?
  • Icky: Of course I do! I... (Sees the multiple blinking buttons on the beacon)... Okay, I have no idea how to use it.
  • Iago:... We are so dead! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET BACK HOME, AND THE LODGERS ARE NOT GOING TO BE UNAWARE OF THIS FOREVER!! Congratulations, you single-handedly got us in more s*** than ever!
  • Icky: HEY, DON'T BLAME ME, I'M SURE WE CAN USE THIS THING PERFECTLY!! Where are we, anyway?
  • Iago: (Sees the familiar surroundings)... I think... We're in Top Dollar City.
  • Icky: Oh, yeah, that place where I tried to get the money to fix that loan problem. Still pissed that I lost the money I made after getting fired! "Greatest economy in the UUniverses" my ass!
  • Iago: Hey, this place is still good to visit. You know how many national monuments this place has? Like that spaceship that lead to the beginning of this place?
  • Icky: I DON'T GIVE A S*** ABOUT THE MONUMENTS!! We're getting out of here! (They teleported away)

Futurasia

  • Icky: (They teleported to a city)... Well... This must be Futurasia.
  • Iago: Yeah, what other place has hovercars and robots and-
  • Icky: THIS ISN'T THE ONLY FUTURISTIC WORLD, YOU KNOW!!
  • ???: Hey, guys! (Fast Kitt appears at his stand)
  • Iago: Oh, hey, it's you, Kitt.
  • Fast Kitt: What brings you here? You have a mission that acquires my great sales? Remember, if it isn't broke, get the weapons to break it!
  • Iago: Uh, actually, we're a little lost thanks to SOMEONE not knowing how to use a simple UUniversal-travel beacon.
  • Icky: JUST SHUT UP, AND GET OFF MY CASE, ALREADY, YOU BIG CRACKER-SUCKING BIRD!!! (Covers his beak quickly)! Iags, I didn't mean that, I-, IT SLIPPED, I SWEAR?!
  • Iago: (He gets a pissed-off face as a kettle-sound was heard, then he grabbed one of Kitt's blasters, and points it at Icky) YOU DARE USE MY TRIGGER-WORD?!? NOW I'M GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER ON YOU!!!
  • Icky: You left me no choice good friend! Two can play at THAT game! (Gets a bigger gun despite it being too heavy for him)... URRRGGGHHH!!... THIS THING IS HEAVY!!
  • Fast Kitt: Yeah, that's a Balcoran G-55 Pulsator Minigun. Too heavy for even a common human. Besides, this isn't a gun library, so are you going to be paying for those? I don't want to be sued by people for unauthorized use of weapons.
  • Iago: Right after I blow so many holes in this blob of bird-s***, his guts will be leaking plasma!
  • Icky: NOT IF I SHOOT YOU FIRST!!! (The two were arguing until Fast Kitt, worried, teleported them away from the guns with the beacon)...
  • Fast Kitt:... Whew! That was close!

Kratos

  • Icky and Iago ended up appearing in a cross-fire between the Super-Ops, and a trio of Superior Villains!
  • Icky: "HOLY SHIT TACOS, RUN!?"
  • Icky and Iago quickly took cover!
  • One of them, A Rhino with a drill on his face, charges forth!
  • Rhino: "MAKE WAY FOR DRILLNOSOROUS!?"
  • Drillosorous rams into a Super-Op Viticale, dismantaling it, then he quickly retreats under ground!
  • A scary looking Stork wearing a top-hat and a ripped up long black cape as he stares onto the Super-Ops with intimidating red eyes!
  • Stork: "Look into the eyes of Nightmare Walker and feel DREAD?! DREAD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!?"
  • Most of the Super-Ops but Kafka are caught in a stance and are seeing their worse fears!
  • Aaron: "AHHH?! THAT ALWAYS YELLING DRILL SARGENT WITH THE NASTY SCAR ON HIS FACE?! NOW HE'S A MONSTER!? AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • Drillosorous returned and smacked down the tranced Super-Ops!
  • Kafka tried to stop this, but suddenly, her body begans to move in awkword and painful positions!
  • Kafka is forced down by the 3rd and final villain of this trio.
  • The villain reveiled, herself, as an attractive gazelle wearing beautiful but dark attire and was slowly walking torwords the defeated super-ops.
  • The Gazelle: "...... Can't you see? It's over now. The reign of this false-promising goverment of lies and unfairness, ends here. No more super-powers getting banned. No more super-powers getting restricted. No more Superiors going through cruel punishments for honest mistakes or things they can't nessersarly help because of how their lifes went or other concerns. Like a dying phenox, this age of tyranny of the incompidence of Algor shall be reborned into my rule of equility and understanding. We, The Purifiers, (Nightmare Walker, Drillosorous, and three more villains, A White Snow and Ice malmitulating timber wolf, A poison-themed Salamander, and a small, big-brained Chewawa flying in with a helicopter), Drillosorous, Nightmare Walker, Snowden, Toxicalarry, and Dr. Mindz, and I, the leader, Queen Gazelleen, will correct the reign of injustice at long last."
  • Kafka: "I, see that your still upset about what happened to your brother because of his inheredted Superpower-Malmitulation and the ban on it. Look, it was nothing against you, Algor is bound to acting on the laws made by the Kratos Senate."
  • Gazelleen: "My brother had autisum, and those basturds punished him like a criminal?! He can't help using his powers for the purpose of pranks, he has the mind of a child?! AND ALGOR TRUMATISED HIM WITH WHAT HE HAS DONE!?"
  • Kafka: "As, sympathic as that is, what good is doing any of this to him? Your actions will only further justifying why your family's inhered super-power malmitulation is banned to begin with. Also, it was something that was established for centuaries, it was a different time. There's a potainional for change, but it's not gonna happen if people like you keep acting out and-"
  • Gazelleen malmitulates Kafka into the ground angerly!
  • Gazelleen: "Your disrespect to me, even when you had lost, disgusts me!? Why, is this power banned?! You have any idea how many rouges could've been forever stopped if this power was never banned?"
  • Kafka: "The Kratos Senate in those days thought it wasn't honorable or respondsable to use a power like that, not even against those that deserved it."
  • Gazelleen: "The hypocritsy disgusts me. You care about honor and respondsability and YET you punished my dear little brother for something he was not mentally capable to stop on his own?! That is NOT honorable or respondsable!?"
  • Kafka: "Well, just leaving him alone isn't any better?! He could've ended up ruining someone's life with that power, or worse! I know your just doing this out of being a loving sister, but-"
  • Gazelleen: "YOU WILL BE SILENT!? (Does something to Kafka's mind with her Super-Power Malmitulation).... Mindz, I deactivated her Psyic Sheild. Her mind is free for you to read."
  • Dr. Mindz: "Ohhhhhh, yes! Come to papa, the many secrets of Super-Ops! (His eyes behind his glasses and brain started to glow) Let's see what's in this frog!? With it, we can turn Super-Ops into our army to help us over-throw this unworthy goverment and began your new reign, my leige?!"
  • Kafka tried her hardest to not think about everything about Super-Ops!
  • Dr. Mindz: "Ohh, a resister, are you my little lipsion? (Laughs maniacly!?) Nothing alittle mind-malmitulation can't resolved!?"
  • Dr. Mindz began to malmitulate Kafka's mind to expose everything about the Super Ops' secrets!
  • Dr. Mindz: "Yes?! YES?! Instructions to make an assembly line that can make everything in mere seconds!? Robot mechanics!?  Weaponry!? Even a bypass code to make the Super-Ops robots automaticly obedient to any new master!? And that code is-"
  • ???: "GAZELLEN?!"
  • The Puriers looked to see Algor coming this way.
  • Algor: "..... Stop this at once. What your doing will accomplish nothing. If you take our goverment down, you'll risk anarchy!"
  • Gazelleen: "Do you forget, former master? (Begans to malmitulate Algor, if barely cause of his metal body, and eventally manages to smack him into the ground with it) I have the secret to stop your feared anarchy!? I can malmitulate super-powers?! No one would dare defy a superior with Super-Power malmitulation!?"
  • Algor: "(Struggling grunts), Not, EVERYONE, will be afraid of you, Gazelleen! You are still but one Super-Power Malmitulater!? The likes of them will find a way to get around you and-"
  • Gazelleen malmitulated Algor to fire his heat vision to do some damage to some buildings!?
  • Gazelleen: "Do, not, TEST ME, my former master?! And besides, with Dr. Mindz help, I do NOT have to be the only one?! He'll give those who are the most loyal to me Super-Power Malmitulation and become my army to quell the anarchical! I, WILL, bring true peace and equility into Kratos?! Kratos WILL become free of your idiotcy and the senate's!? This world, WILL, become a better place?!"
  • Algor: "You mean if Ororo and Friends don't stop you?!"
  • Gazelleen: "I did consider them a factor. That's why I recruited and freed the Bombio Bros. and Dr. Robotrix to make sure they are never a problem again. I was left with little opition but to let them have the creative freedoms to perimently do away with them as they see fit. You already heard about their homes being destroyed by exploudions."
  • Algor: "YOUR BEHIND THOSE INSIDENTS?! You could've killed their families?!"
  • Gazelleen: "I had the mercy to ask Robotrix to kidnap them to lure the stupid young adolesson fools into his trap as the Bombios destroy their homes to send them an invitation to seek them out?! A warehouse where they'll be impriosned by an anti-quantom generator and be trapped with many hungry Negaton plants. Robotrix seems to fancy, over-the-top ends to his enemies."
  • Algor: "Gazelleen, please!? Don't do this!? I took you and your brother in as my students in secret, and even as my own children, to protect you from a world that refuses to understand you! I even had the xenophobic murderor of your parents exicuted for his actions!? I thought by teaching you two respondsability, you can use those powers for good and prove that there is some honor and respondsability in Super-Power Malmitulation if done right."
  • Gazelleen: "THEN WHY, DID YOU LET THEM THROW MY TROUBLED MENTALLY UNWELL BROTHER IN PRISON FOR 90 YEARS AND MORE!?"
  • Algor: "Originally it was 20 years, but I guess it incrised due to him being defient and causing some mischief, other then that, I, didn't wanted them to know about what I wanted to do with you two?! That could've bred mistrust and suspition with them! I did it to protect you and him from a far worse fate."
  • Gazelleen: "YOU WERE PROTECTING YOURSELF AND YOUR POWER?!"
  • Algor: "I don't blame your anger, but please listen, I-"
  • Gazelleen: "Enough. Your reign ends now. Toxicalarry. Finish him."
  • Toxicalarry: "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss your highnesssssssssssss. How I waited for thisssssssssssssss day to punsih the goverment for ever allowing Nike to get away with what they DONE to me?! I am an abominable freak thankssssssssssssssssss to them?! Now, fear my acidic poissssssssssssssson that not even your fanccssssssssssssssssssssssssy armor can't protect you from?!"
  • Toxicalarry began to drool his acidic venom as he slowly looms over Algor!
  • Gazelleen: "I'm sorry, it has to end like this father. But know that it will lead to a better age and-"
  • Suddenly, screaming was heard and Robotrix and the Bombio Bros crashed not too far from the surprised Purifers!
  • Dr. Robotrix: "..... Domkofts!? WHY DID YOU DESIDED THAT THROWING BOMBS ONTO OUR GET-A-WAY VICTICALE WAS A SMART MOVE?!"
  • Bomb-Bat: "Sorry."
  • Boom-Fox: "Hey'a, we didn't'a know a'better!?"
  • Gazelleen: "What?! What is the meaning of this?!"
  • Dr. Robotrix: "A minor miscaluation accured and the JTs ended up surpassing my trap und rescued their miserable kin?! We were coming our way to warn you, but the Bombios ended up BLOWING UP MY ESCAPE VICITALE IN A MORONIC ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE ENGINE GO FASTER!?"
  • Gazelleen: "...... It's no true consinquence.... In fact, I'm actselly glad you failed. Your failure would make them overcompident to a true challnage. Just for that, that alone makes you three worthy of being part of the Pureifers."
  • Bomb-Bat: "..... Wow, we kinda figured you would be-"
  • Gazelleen used her powers to force-smacked the three into the ground!
  • Gazelleen: "BY ALL MEANS, YES?! I HAD WISHED YOU THREE HANDLED THEM MUCH BETTER!? (Lets the three go).... But I'm someone who knows how to turn a failure into a chance to score a new, true victory. I am not afraid of a bunch of pitiful children."
  • ???: "Tecnecally speaking, we're teens, "Queen" Gazelleen?!"
  • The JT was here.
  • Ororo: "Ergo, the name "Justic Teens" makes sense in that reguard. And we heard enough from what you were doing."
  • Walt: "Yeah, we don't care about you being a pure Malmitulation Superior, so we're not gonna-"
  • Gazelleen began to malmitulate the powers of all the Justic Teens against them?!
  • Scarlet's power was malmitulated to do even more damage to the city then Algor did!
  • Tane began to speak high-speed gibberished!?
  • Meg's main power was shut-off by Gazelleen's super-power malmitulation to make her feel as physically weak as possable!
  • Walt lost control of his water-ability as a result!
  • Tyrone was having a wild mindgrain as a result of what Gazelleen was doing!
  • Ororo was made to touch all of her friends with her mimic powers to knock them all into unconjustness!?
  • Icky:... Uh... Was she just pulling an 'Out of the Groove' scenario on them? Ya know, the one Penguins of Madagascar epiosde?
  • Iago: "She's also a superior verson of a FUCKING BLOOD BENDER!?"
  • Ororo: "GAZELLEEN, STOP!? WHAT ALGOR DID, WAS ONLY TO PROTECT YOU?! IT WAS A STUPID WAY, I KNOW, BUT HE DID IT OUT OF LOVE!?"
  • Gazelleen: "Like he did with you by banishing you away in means to prevent another mistake he made from getting to you?! I don't want to have to hurt you. You and I are alike, Young Ororo. Algor wronged us both, AND our families over under appresiated gifts. Both Mimicry and Super-Power Malmitulations can do good things if they were just given the chance! We were both born with these powers that would normally take being permited after a trail to get. But that can change, dear Ororo. You managed to get Mimcry un-banned. You can do the same for pure malmitulation superiors. When we take down and rebirth the goverment under my rule, we can make our powers much more appresiated."
  • Ororo: "..... Sorry, but I owe it to Algor to not let anyone make me do stupid things over things like promises like what you offer. Not the Mimic Cult, not Gazelliola Rightra, not even the dreaded former Founder himself.... And espeically not you, Gazelleen."
  • Gazelleen: "Why be so stubbern, my child? Have you forgotten, the pain and humiliation this blasformus idiot put you and your family through? Dr. Mindz, would you be more then willing to remind the child?"
  • Dr. Mindz: "Oh-ho-ho! Reminding people of their most painful thoughts! MY FAVERITE PASTTIME!?"
  • Dr. Mindz began to zap Ororo's head and placed Ororo in flashbacks of her past!
  • Dr. Mindz: "Let's start with the very beginning!?"

Flashback in Ororo's Head

  • Ororo: (Sees her parents crying)... Mother, father... What's wrong?
  • Ororo's Mother:... We... Our jobs are taken from us!!
  • Ororo:... WHAT?!? Why?!?
  • Ororo's Father: Algor banned mimicry and as a result, mimicry discrimination returned rapidly quick! And even though our mother and I aren't mimics, we were fired because of our daughter being borned with mimicry! He says that it steals and copies powers, and is unethical! Thanks to that brand of logic, instead of our proud science careers, we basicly became waiters now!? THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNJUSTIFIED!!! WHAT ALGOR SAID SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT RACISTS WOULD SAY!! ALGOR IS NOTHING MORE THAN A RACIST!!
  • Ororo's Mother: Dear, pull yourself together! He meant nothing against mimics as a whole, it's just that it's clearly the power he doesn't trust.
  • Ororo's Father: IT DOESN'T MAKE THE SITUATION ANY BETTER!? It's not fair! Algor is never the one to illegalize something like that! We both lost our jobs thanks to him! We have been redused to serve food in restuarents?! Whatever Algor is trying to do with this, there's no excuse!? And I was even close to something revolutionary!?
  • Ororo Mother: "Now dear, please calm down. I'm sure Algor knows what he's doing. And to be fair, Mimicry does have a bit of a bad reputation, so, in a way, it would've been a surprise if he never made such a thing."
  • Ororo's Father: "WELL MAYBE BACK WHEN MIMICRY WAS STILL BEING DISCRIMINATED, BUT NOT AFTER THE MIMIC RIGHTS MOVEMENT FIXES THAT?! WHATEVER STUPID ATTEMPT ALGOR IS DOING TO TRY AND DISCOURAGE CERTAIN PEOPLE TO NOT MISUSE THEIR POWERS, WILL ONLY BE WORTHY OF AN IMPEACHMENT!? IF I WASN'T AFRAID OF GETTING A WORSER REPUTATION THEN BECAUSE OF BEING A FATHER OF A MIMIC, I'D STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF ALGOR?!.... Not helping that he's basicly a walking suit of armor. It'd be pointless either way."
  • Ororo looked hurt from that.
  • Ororo's Father realsied that his rant gotten to Ororo.
  • Ororo's Father: "..... Ororo, sweetie, I never mean to make it sound like that I'm upset with you, I'm not.... It's just, I'm upset with people being STUPID over something as mundane as a misunderstood power. I mean, ok, fine! So some of the worse people ever happened to be mimics! So it has been used to cheat, steal, lie, or worse! That doesn't make the power evil! It's like how you can't truely blame the gun for the crimes it was used in! It's still the fault of the person who used it! That same logic usually applies to super-powers, but, sometimes, people don't like to realise that they have a dark side to them and still want to believe they're not capable of doing awful things, and things like powers are used as a crutch to hide from blaming yourself! I'm, sure this thing is just another bad case of incompident politics and that it'll pass. It's not the first time it made serious mistakes and-"
  • Ororo: "IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HATES ME NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT ALGOR DID?! Alot of them said they'd wished that my powers never existed and that I'm nothing but a sponge and a thief?! At first, I thought it was a prank?! But then, some mean kids told me that they were being serious?! That it was because Algor passed a bill meant to discourage crimes by mimics! I, I hoped they were lying, or at least this would only be my problem and that of other mimics because, I guess Algor's having an off day for some stupid reason!? But then I find out, that you guys were FIRED, because of me?! WHY!? YOU TWO WERE THE FINEST SCIENCETISTS THEY HAD?! YOU DID GREAT THINGS FOR THEM!? AND THEY'RE GONNA FORGET THAT BECAUSE OF WHO YOUR DAUGHTER IS?! HOW WAS THAT FAIR?!"
  • Ororo's Mother: "Sweetie, it was nothing against us. Our employers were afraid of controversey and scrtany by supporters and backers, along with legal concerns that the ban forbids against trusting anyone a mimic or related and/or assusiated to a mimic, so.... They only did it to avoid bad press."
  • Ororo: "OH, SO THOSE COWERDS WERE AFRAID OF LOSING MONEY AND RESPECT OVER HAVING OTHERWISE GREAT SCIENCETISTS, BECAUSE THEIR DAUGHTER WAS A MIMIC, WHO OTHERWISE, DID NOTHING WRONG, BECAUSE OF A BAN?!"
  • Ororo's Father: "Look, I agree, it's a stupid reason to me as well, but it's NOT to get angry over!..... Barring my rant. Aside from that, I respect Algor for what he does right. I'm sure he meant the ban with the best of intentions, whatever they may be, though obviously mistranslated."
  • Ororo: " NO KIND RULER ADDS A RULING THAT MAKES IT OKAY TO FIRE PEOPLE FOR BEING OR KNOWING A MIMIC AND HAVING A POSITIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH?!"
  • Ororo's Father: "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to be fair, that wasn't in the original bill, but some less then savery senators must've amended the bill to have those awful things and took advantaged of Algor's well meaning intentions and-"
  • Ororo: "THEN WHY ALGOR DIDN'T CHANGE HIS MIND?!"
  • Ororo's Mother: "Likely, he wasn't in the position to and-"
  • Ororo: "MORE LIKE HE'S EITHER IGNORENT OR JUST DOESN'T CARE?! I AM GONNA GET MY FRIENDS AND KICK THAT STUPID JERK'S METAL ASS AND LEAVE THE POSITION OPEN TO A RULER WHO WON'T OK MIMIC DISCRIMINATION?!"
  • Ororo's Father: "Ororo, no! That's treason worthy of banishment! You do that, you'll end up making the ban look justifived and make mimic discrimination worse! AND THAT COULD MEAN WE CAN'T EVEN BE FOOD JOCKIES ANYMORE?! So just calm down, leave it alone, and hope that the goverment will realise that it's being stupid again and correct itself."
  • Ororo: "THANKS, BUT I HAVE A FASTER WAY!?"
  • Ororo ran off, her parents failed to stop her.
  • Ororo's Father: "..... What have I and my meaningless rants have done?"
  • Ororo's parents huged eachother and cried, as the scene is played over Ororo's ineditable defeat to Algor, and eventual banishment.

Present

  • Ororo: NOOO!!! NOOO!! MAKE IT STOP!!
  • Gazelleen: You had the right to protest, Ororo! You are a citizen like the rest of us, and like all citizens, we have the right to free speech! Why, just think of what superpower manipulation powers like power negation, augmentation, bestowal, and so on can do! It shouldn't be forbidden to us citizens!
  • Icky: HEY! Leave her alone! (Gazelleen noticed them)... (Icky suddenly remembers that the other Purifiers were there as well and quickly gave intimidating stares)....... Aw, shit.
  • Gazelleen:... Or what? She's standing in the way of me rightfully making manipulating powers legal so we can use them as responsibly as mimicry should! THEY SHOULD'VE UNDERSTOOD SINCE ALGOR ILLEGALIZED MIMICRY TOO!!
  • Icky: Look, dudette, I get where you and the rest of you guys are coming from, and I get it, the status quo sucks and everyone should have rights reguardless of what you are or what your capable of, but wanting something so badly can turn you into something you're not.
  • Major Chance: (Recovers quickly) Indeed! YOU need to understand that we respect what you're doing, but we just don't approved on how you sought it out. For crying out loud, we know where you're coming from. You're coming from those Superiors who still have power manipulation. We understand your pain, and want to make sure it doesn't occur.
  • Gazelleen: BY TAKING ALL SOURCES OF THAT POWER AWAY FROM THOSE WHO WISH TO KEEP THEM?!?
  • Major Chance: Yes, that's the only way it can stop creating people like you. We're trying to help.
  • Gazelleen: Well, you know what? I am NOT giving my powers up! You have no right to take them from me.
  • Major Chance: There's a reason why we're doing this, Gazelleen! Do you wanna know certain examples as to WHY superpower manipulation is only limited to trusted people, and not emotionally unbalenced folks like you? Because it has been used irresponsibly and dishonorably! By all means, I know in hindsight today, it doesn't truely stop people from ending up like you, but trust me, it would've been worse if the senate in those days left it alone. I knew a Superior in school who was robbed of his superpowers because he was annoying, and was told to apologize in order to get them back!
  • Gazelleen: What if it was for a good reason? Like, what if that Superior was INTENTIONALLY annoying the one who did it? I say he would deserve it!
  • Major Chance: Yes, but may I remind you that depowerization and the unauthorized removal of powers is against the law? It's manipulating superpowers for personal gain, which is an underhanded and irresponsible thing to do. But you know what happened next? That Superior DID get his forced apology. But then he heard the Superior quietly taking it back, he ended up taking away the offender's powers. And you know what that Superior said after that? He said he was keeping it PERMANENTLY! As in, he admitted to a depowerization crime! He ended up being arrested for depowerization and superpower manipulation the next day. Don't you understand? Manipulation of superpowers for ANY reason counts as depowerization. It's abuse of superpowers for personal gain! How would you like it if YOU were robbed of your powers for the same reason? Would THAT sound fair?
  • Gazelleen:... No... I suppose not... But...The superior you spoke of is but a bad exsample. It doesn't truely represent those that want to use these powers for good. What happened, was only a representation of what that individual was and nothing more, nothing less. My brother was different. His autisum lead to him to commit mostly harmless pranks and he always gave them back after he had his laugh, and he was punished harshly for it?! Because some superiors didn't exactly took kindly to his fun?! I would understand why, but if they just took the time to understand what he was going through, then-
  • Major Chance: It's still wrong! And by all means, those people know he wasn't thinking straight, but they did it anyway out of making sure he doesn't put himself in a dangerious situation! It was out to protect him from himself, and anyone who wouldn't've been so merciful on his actions. If you wanted to demand an apology through robbery of superpowers, you get those that are AUTHORIZED to use it. That's the reason superpower warrants exist! Doing it yourself can guarantee that you are being unjust about your powers. So you must take it up with the justice system, and have them sued. THEY'LL revoke the superpowers for you.
  • Gazelleen: THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS NOT ENOUGH!! They can only do so much until it'll occur again.
  • Major Chance: True. It is far from being perfect, or at the least, something CLOSE to what you idealised, but does that give you a good reason to abuse superpower manipulation? Face it, Gazelleen, the fact that you're trying to force the issue regardless of the risk is what makes you a criminal!
  • Gazelleen: "HOW DARE YOU!? QUEEN GAZELLEEN IS NOT A CRIMINAL!? I AM A LIBERATOR!?"
  • Icky: "Oh great, your another false "Titler". It's like one of those villains that, as an exsample, called themselves "Lord" to sound intimidating when they don't rule anything. Why are you calling yourself a queen when you don't have no one but abunch of other goverment haters with you?"
  • Gazelleen: "When I liberate Kratos, the title will suit me soon enough."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but, outside of that, your just a chick who's taking what happened to her brother way too seriously, though sympathic all the same, your just giving everyone a hard time over something that can't always be helped."
  • Gazelleen: "That's the thing, I am not the only victim of the system! Drill used to be a miner for Poweriser Gems until he selflessly sacriviced himself to save a clumsy worker and everyone else from an exploudion! It left him to become this. He fears his own wife would be afraid of him. Nightmare Walker was a victim of failed promises by the Kratos Senate to cure him of a Superior Mental Illness changing him mentally and somehow physically into the nightmarish bird you see before you. Snowden is a heart-broken father who's son was taken away because a randomising power gene made him a tecnecal Shadow Superior. Toxicalarry was unfairly mistreated because of his life sytile as a con artist being deemed unacceptable because of what happened to an infamous fallen hero, and was mutanted into this as a result of a serum meant to make people ammuned to poisons of all kinds. He now bares the toxity of all of them, even rat poison and the deadliest venoms of snakes and spiders and other things, and his spit also became painfully acidic as a strange side-effect. Dr. Mindz was a brillient sciencetist and inventor, but he was unfairly faulted and punished for having an unpredictable mental illness that gave his, unafraidness to enjoy rather extreme treatments. There is no excuse to treat them all like this."
  • Major Chance: "There actselly is."
  • Gazelleen: "Amuse me with whatever you can conjure up."
  • Major Chance: First of all, Drilloceros is just being a coward. He's unintentionally sabotaging his old life because he feels that nobody will accept him looking like that. Sure we have a history of prejudice, but we don't judge people for how they look. That's ludicrous! And before you say anything, the mishap with James Photon was as stated, a mishap. Secondly, Nightmare here was just a victim of Oneirox's Syndrome, and he was unable to be cured from his new nightmarish personalities because finding such a thing takes a LOT of time and hard work. We were going to cure him until you stole him from us. Third of all, Snowden is just here because he only wants his son back. It's not our fault he's got the Switch in his system. Fourth, Toxicolarry was a con artist, and there's a reason why people like him were frowned upon! Omnitrix was the way he was because he was stripped of being a local hero by con artists! He thinks that all people like him care about is money! We were trying to make sure a similar incident would never occur. Yes, it was cruel of us to sentence him to experimentation, but we were still very primitive back then. Such a sentence was abolished years ago! And lastly, Mindz was torturing his own patients for fun! He made any of his patients' heads explode for trying to tell anyone of his actions. Who could possibly forgive him for that? All of these members you have are merely victims of circumstance that could've been fixed had you not interfered!
  • Gazelleen: "Even if that's true, you can't blame them for having little faith in the current system. It would either fail them, or help them too late."
  • Major Chance: "I get we're not perfect. And you 6 are considered to be some of our biggest mistakes. But they done the next best thing for superiors like you. Hiring people like me make sure you all are sent somewhere where you can finally get help and see the light."
  • Gazelleen: "Have you forgotten? (Shows that Algor, Ororo, and Kafka are kept in place by her), I've learned to malmitulate powers to the point I can malmitulate people to my will. They're like puppets to me. And the same, will happen to you."
  • Major Chance: "Well that's the thing about me. I tend to be full of surprises."
  • Gazelleen: "..... I'll be the judge of that."
  • Gazelleen aimed to do the same, where in a quick flash shown in slowmotion, Major Chance quickly protected himself with an invisable anti-malmitulation sheild that stopped the simular process, legitamently surprising Gazelleen, who had a face of confusion and horror, as did her fellow members, the Bombio Bros and Robotrix.
  • Boom-Fox: "..... I do a'not have a good feeling about this, bro."
  • Gazelleen: "No..... NO?! HOW CAN THAT BE?! (Starts hyperventlating). Are, ARE YOU LIKE MY PARENTS' MURDEROR!?"
  • Major Chance: "No. I don't have that rare undocumented power. Hence the word, "Rare". It's something just as useful. An anti-malmitulation sheild. Curitsy of Professor Cynergy. I have the only one, cause this' a prototype. But so far, it's passing with flying colors."
  • Gazelleen began to panic, which quickly turned to anger!
  • Gazelleen: "Even that accursed sheild can't protect you from OTHER powers!? Nightmare Walker, hit him with his worse fear!?"
  • Nightmare Walker: "With ever unhalting pleasure, my queen!?"
  • Nightmare Walker laughed maniacly as he charged up his red eyes to begin the attack?!
  • Icky: (He fired his gun at Nightmare as his arm was bleeding as Nightmare started to screech painfully)... FREEZE, MORPHEUS!! (Fires the gun at Dr. Mindz's helcopter pack which causes him to lose focus and plop into the ground comcially and speaking germin gibberish, indicating he was momentarly knocked out, which frees Ororo from his mental attack, then the quick acting Major Chance shoot pass Gazelleen to scare her out of her grip on Ororo, Kafka and Algor, freeing them from her grip)
  • Ororo:... (She thought fast and absorbed Mindz' psychic powers, and used them against the Purifiers)
  • Gazelleen: YAAAHHHH!!! YOUNG ORORO, STOP THIS NOW!? (Kafka and Algor began to fight as Kafka used her electro-pistol to zap the Purifiers, and Algor attempted to battle Gazelleen) NOT SO FAST! You wanna be stripped of your powers? Because at this point, I can- (She gets zapped by Kafka's gun) YAA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA!!! (SMACKS THE GUN OFF OF KAFKA) STOP THAT AT ONCE?!
  • Ororo: (She quickly absorbed the powers of all the Purifiers except Gazelleen, who was able to punch her in the face as blood leaked out her nose)... Owch!
  • Gazelleen: I am sorry it has to end like this, child, but my hand is forced!?
  • Ororo: (Uses Toxicolarry's ability to spray acidic venom, and Gazelleen dodged!)
  • Gazelleen: ROBOTRIX, BOMBIOS, GET THEM!!
  • Robotrix and the Bombios attempted to do such, but suddenly, the other Super Ops and the JT came through!
  • Tyrone: "Well if it isn't our faverite punching bags the Bombio Bros. Back for more humiliation, I see?"
  • Aaron: "HEY! YOUR THAT GIANT SYDNY FUNNEL WEB JERK WHO ALMOST KILLED ME?! I AM SO GONNA GET EVEN!?"
  • Robotrix: "(LAUGHS MANICLY!?) Oh yeah, froggy? YOU AND WHO'S ARMY OUTSIDE OF ZE OBVIOUS!?"
  • ???: "YO SPIDER BOY!?"
  • Robotrix and the Bombios look in surprised to see Photon-a-Nation, Bullcules, The Honor Cat Clan, and Dr. Mechanicalis.
  • Photon: "Ya mind if we join in Aaron? Cause some of us don't appresiate those small-time creeps palling up with big time anarchists."
  • Aaron: "Sure Photon. The more the merrier."
  • Robotrix: "..... Oh doodlestrump."
  • Bombios: "Mama Mia."
  • The united heroes pounced and began to beat up Robotrix and the Bombios!?
  • Gazelleen was started to lose control of herself!
  • Gazelleen: "No, no, no?! NOOO!? WHY MUST EVERYTHING GO WRONG?!"
  • Gazelleen tried to escape, but Algor stood in the way!
  • Algor: "Please Gazelleen, this hurts my heart more then already to have to fight you."
  • Gazelleen, in a emotional fit, tried to punch Algor, but Algor refluxfully grabbed her fist in a strong grip that caused Gazelleen to wince!
  • Algor then forcefully tossed the distrot Gazelleen to the ground!
  • Gazelleen, practicly distressed and pitifully crying, gets up wobbling!?
  • Gazelleen: "I HATE YOU!? YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AND TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME?! I'LL NEVER, LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
  • Gazelleen makes a run for it!?
  • Algor teleported and intersected Gazelleen, causing her to hyperventlate and panic!
  • Gazelleen: "JUST STAY, AWAY FROM ME?! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH TO ME AS IT IS?!"
  • Ororo: "But I didn't?! (Grabs Gazelleen and absorbs her Malmitulation abilities and how to use it in blood-bending sytile?!) Be warned. The taste of your own medicine tends to be intolerable. Get ready to know what it's like to know a part of what people like you have done to people that may not nessersarly deserved it."
  • Gazelleen was in a state of pure fear right now!
  • Gazelleen: "No, no, NOOOOO?! GET AWAY FROM ME?!"
  • Algor swiftly got behind Gazelleen and caught her in an unescapable grip!?
  • Algor: "I, am sorry, my child."
  • Gazelleen: "No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Ororo: (Does a pose as Gazelleen glowed in green-blue energy as her powers, in the form of a glowing yellow outline-blue ball, were ripped from her, who Algor proceeded to held it as he let goes of a defeated and crying Gazelleen.) Your powers are officially negated!
  • Gazelleem sobbed.
  • Gazelleen: "...... How could you? How could you all?"
  • Algor:... Trust me, Gazelleen, I'm doing this for your own good! But believe me, you will not stay normal for long. We're still going to grant you some alternate superpowers that will ensure you don't do any real harm. The Senate will choose what powers you are to be given.
  • Gazelleen continued to cry as drones came in and dragged the pitiful fallen villainess away.
  • Icky: (The rest of the Purifiers, Robotrix and the Bombio Bros were apprehended and given anti-power cuffs by the Super Ops, and taken away)... Well... I guess this is the 3rd time we've stopped another case of trouble.
  • Kafka: "Well I didn't exactly got out of it unscathed. Now I need to get my Psytic Sheild restored. Also, Major, we need to request to have Dr. Mindz' memory erased of everything he gotten from me."
  • Major Chance: "I already plan on it.
  • Algor:... May I ask why you both are the only Lodgers here?
  • Iago: (Shows them the teleportation beacon) SOMEONE thought it was a good idea to abuse this thing, not realizing that he has no freaking idea how to use it! HE'S AN IDIOT WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS!! Even IF we rescued Equestria, Camelot and Kratos from trouble while THEY were busy with a riot against McDuck in Duckberg, Shen is still going to DOUBLE OUR PUNISHMENT!!! Way to go, Icky-bottom!
  • Icky: If you don't shut that beak of yours, I'm give you another definition for molting! BECAUSE I'M GONNA RIP ALL YOUR FEATHERS OFF!!!
  • Tane: CanIdoit?
  • Meg: PLEASE don't push them, Tane.
  • Algor: Well, I don't think we can help you with that one, guys. Even if we can teleport people, our teleportation is only limited to the world we're standing on. You'll have to figure it out for yourselves.
  • Iago: YEAH, ICKY! WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR OURSELVES!
  • Icky: THAT'S IT, YOUR FEATHERS ARE COMING OFF- (Tane uses his super-speed to push the button on the beacon, and teleport them away before they could react)
  • Tane:... Man, thatwasannoying!
  • Tyrone: "But over all entertaining while it lasted. AND it saved us from having to deal with Gazelleen on our own."
  • Algor: "For now. Major, after her trial, make sure Gazelleen is sent to the most secure prison of all of Kratos, where I can be able to keep a better eye."
  • Major Chance: "Consider it done, sir."

Pastoon

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... Hey, we're in Pastoon again. Good times, huh?
  • Iago:... And... I don't think they'll look over our lack of clothes.
  • Icky: (Sighs) It doesn't matter anyway, we won't be here for long. I mean, it's not like there's a crime happening here or something-
  • ???: "YEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • The two suddenly got ran over by several bandits all wearing black clothes riding horses and trampling on the duo!
  • Icky: "...... Owch."
  • The Bandits quickly turned around to see what happen.
  • Bandit: ".... Hey, them naked birds are the lougers who stopped Doppleganger Louis!"
  • Bandit 2: "Worse then that! Even Death Hawk lost to them!"
  • Bandit 3: "..... Criminal Sanches will pay BIG money for their deaths?!"
  • Bandit 4: "Oh yeah, I like the sound of money?!"
  • Bandit Leader: ".... What're you waiting for, idijits!? Bring out your guns and gun them birdies down!?"
  • The Bandits aimed their guns at the two!
  • Iago: "..... Ahhh, crap."
  • Icky: "..... Parly?"
  • Bandit Leader: "After all the trouble you gave Sanches' friends in that Mafia Allience group, ya'll don't deserve a parly."
  • Icky:... Say, which one of you considers yourself the best?
  • Bandit Leader: Me! That's why I'm the leader. Besides, you think I've never heard that trick before? If you think I'm gonna end up arguin' with my men as a distraction for yall' to turn-tail and run, then you've got another thing comin'!
  • Icky: That's what she said! (The Bandit Leader pointed his gun a him) YIPE!
  • Bandit Leader: Prepare to die, bird-brains! (The other bandits aimed their guns at them)
  • Icky: (Takes his gun out) Don't even think about it!
  • Bandit Leader:... Is that the .43 Magnum? HAH! What is this, a Clint Eastwood impression? I ain't afraid of that little toy.
  • Icky: I'm not afraid to fire first, tough guy!
  • Bandit Leader: Oh, I'm real scared! Alright, let's kill them. (They loaded their guns)... 3- (Something shot him in the arm) AHHGH!! (The shot came from Sheriff Garrot)
  • Garrot:... You're lucky I saved you two! He always shoots on 2!
  • Iago:... That diabolical BASTARD!
  • Garrot: Surrender quietly, Charlie Crowe, and nobody gets hurt! (The bandits revealed themselves to be crows, with the leader being blind and scarred in one eye)
  • Bandit Leader (Charlie): D'OH, HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?!?
  • Garrot: Nobody has an obnoxiously-cawing laugh like you, good sir. What has Criminal Sanches wanted from you this time?
  • Charlie: I don't see how that's any of your business. I'll never tell no matter what kind of pistol you point up my ass! Besides, there's 7 of us, and only one of you!
  • Garrot: "Then you haven't got the chance to meet my new deputies."
  • Charlie: "HA!? What Deputies!? (Four ground squirrels appeared)... Uh... Wha?"
  • Ground Squirrel #1: Hey, bitch!
  • Icky:... Who's the squirrels?
  • Ground Squirrel #2: GROUND squirrels, for your information. You see, Sheriff Garrot felt that he needed some... Backup since he's been getting trouble concerning the Mafia Alliance activity that Criminal Sanchez has been doing. So, we're here to fill the part.
  • Ground Squirrel #1: So allow us to introduce ourselves. I am Kathy, and these are Terry, Ellie, and Norman. And we're going to KICK YOUR TAIL FEATHERS!! (They all took out their pistols)
  • Bandit #5: Aww, look at their guns, how adorable, I could just eat you up!
  • Charlie: Is that all? Just a bunch of rodents?
  • Garrot: Oh, they're just my assistant deputies. THIS is my head deputy. (A jackrabbit female with ruby-red eyes appeared brushing her ears, and this ends up causing the bandits to drop their jaws)... Say hello to Head Deputy Ruby. A promising lady of the law.
  • Ruby: Now then, are you gonna come quietly, you f**** ***** ********* ****** **** ******?
  • Charlie: (His bandits were aroused) YOU IDIOTS, SHOOT THEM!! (They got out of their trance, and they opened fire as the deputies and Garrot took cover and the whole thing went into a firefight)
  • Icky: WHOA, THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING!!!
  • Iago: JUST FIND SOME COVER, SLOWPOKE!! (They did that)
  • An intense gunfight eventally lead to the Bandit Crows to lose their hats!
  • Charlie: ".... DAMN IT!? I vote we leave our hats as the only loss we get!? Getting them misfits will have to accure another time?! Let's ride out of this dead-beat town!?"
  • The Crows retreated on their horses and escaped!?
  • Terry: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! RUN AWAY LIKE THE CHICKENS YOU ARE!! (Makes chicken sounds)... Yeah, those pests will think twice before messing with us now that you've got deputies, Sheriff. As long as us Summers are here, you'll be having Sanchez behind bars in no time!
  • Ruby: Well, we sure did well, Jacob.
  • Icky: Uh, what are we, chopped liver?
  • Garrot:... Oh, yeah, you must be wondering about these people. I needed some backup with my new mission with Criminal Sanchez, so I got Ruby and the siblings to assist me. (The Summers siblings waved)
  • Iago:... They're kinda cute.
  • Ellie: CUTE?!? WE AIN'T CUTE, YOU NUDIST! We're armed and dangerous! We're going to take down Sanchez AND his hold on the Mafia Alliance.
  • Garrot:... Besides, why are you here all by yourselves?
  • Icky: "Let's just say I turned out to be a notive with the new and improved teleporter and... It started to end up sending us to random places and got us to end up helping out in some situations we weren't nessersarly needed for but we got appresiated for helping reguardless. And the PARROT-FOR-BRAINS is giving me shit for a small flaw in my otherwise awesome plan to pass the time on doing chores as per Shen's punishment for having a burping contest!"
  • Garrot: "..... You really did not think that through, did ya Ickster?"
  • Icky: HELLLLLLLLLL no!
  • Iago: This is just the third other-worldly attack we've thwarted thus far. We were planning on 3 visits, but it ended up with 6, counting this one.
  • Icky:... Ah, I think I got it! Let's see what happens if I do THESE coordinates. They seem to match those of the Dragon Realms. See you, guys! (They teleported away)
  • Ruby:... Wow... For nudists, they seem pretty fine tough.
  • Garrot: They're members of a team of heroes, of course. They've actually said 'that's what she said' in the face of Charlie Crowe. I just hope the peacock goes easy on them.
  • Ellie: I doubt it.

Paradisa

  • Icky and Iago appeared in the beach.
  • Icky: "........ AW GOD DAMN IT?!"
  • Iago: "At least you got us lost in a nice beach on Paradisa."
  • Icky: "Well, we'll have to try again."
  • Iago: "Let ME do the teleporter this time, bird-brain!? (Checks the remote)... Let's see... Hmm... Oh, see, HERE'S the problem! You got the coordinates wrong. It's supposed to go like THIS! (Types in alternate codes, and they teleport away)

Bikini Bottom

  • Icky: (They teleported there, though end up suffocating)... (Gurgling) YOU IDIOT, WE'RE IN BIKINI BOTTOM, AND MERLIN'S NOT HERE!!
  • Iago: (Gurgling) OKAY, DON'T WASTE AIR, AND LET ME FIGURE THIS OUT!! Which is the right-
  • Icky: (Gurgling) WHO CARES WHERE WE GO, I'M ABOUT TO DROWN HERE... (His face gets purple)
  • Iago:... (Presses the button and they teleport away)

Atlantis

  • Icky: (They teleported there and gasped for air, and Icky spits out the water and sputters) BLECH! Salt water!
  • Iago:... Well... F***! WE BOTH HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE THIS THING!!! MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE CONTINUED THOSE CHORES, AND KAIRI'S PROBABLY ALREADY FIGURED OUT WE'RE GONE!!
  • Icky: CALM DOWN!!! I'm sure we can figure this out. Now, where are we? (They see where they are)
  • Iago:... Oh, yeah, Disney Atlantis. Still on the surface and prospering.
  • Spears were pointed at the two, freaking them out!?
  • Icky: "WHAA-HA!?"
  • Iago: "HEY WHAT GIVES?! WE KNOW QUEEN KIDA AND MILO?!"
  • ???: "I'm afraid that, thanks to anti-Atlantian Fanactics called the "Oceanators", they no longer rule, miserable outsiders."
  • A Darkly dressed Presit-King Atlantian came in.
  • Preist King: "I, am Monologo! Presit-King of Atlantis!?"
  • Icky: "..... Wow. When did these "oceanators" happen?!"
  • Monologo: "The outsider brother of Rourke, a former member of the outsider army turned against his people and founded the Oceanators, and blamed Milo and Kida for letting the leage take away his brother?! Meanwhile, thanks to them being kidnapped by that damn fool, (Laughs), I, am free to control the Atlantian Chirstail to my whims!?"
  • Icky: "Oh like Lord Royal Highness will let you do that."
  • ???: "I'm kinda in a bad position I'm afraid."
  • Icky and Iago see that he was trapped in the cage along with his atlantians.
  • Icky: "..... I take it your the kind of asshole who takes advantage of the situation while the rightful leader has to deal with a mostly unrelated problem."
  • Iago: "I also take it your mad at the outside world for what happened with Kida recently."
  • Monologo: "No, you half-wited birds!? My hated stems further then recent nonsense!? This, is because of both past sins: Cynder originally sunking our city, and you outsiders failing to save our king from death!?"
  • Icky: "Oh, so your one of those grudge holders on the past, eh? Well don't count on those Oceanator dudes to hold away Kida forever, because the Atlantis Team will kick their tails."
  • Monologo laughs!
  • Monologo: "Like those sorry misfited peons would actselly-"
  • ???: ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!! (Milo, Kida, and their friends arrived)
  • Monologo:... What?!? How did you know about this?!? We made sure all distress signals were cut off!
  • Vinny: You actually did. It's just, Milo never really needed to have called. We've actually been onto those Oceanator guys for quite a while. So we kicked their butts, rescued Milo and Kida, and here we are, hearing that you've committed a mutiny. Not cool man, not cool.
  • Mole: YEAH! They couldn't keep us away if they tried! So we're going to stop you from abusing the Heart of Atlantis like... The Atlanteans did in their original backstory.
  • Monologo: Oh, yeah? (The guards appeared riding the Atlantean vehicles) I've gained full access to the Atlantean armory! You know how these things can fire electro-lasers that can disintegrate anything? I know you don't want me to use them.
  • Joshua:... Well, we're boned either way!
  • Monologo: That's exactly what I thought. Now surrender before I blast you into oblivion!
  • Iago: HEY, TURD BLOSSOM! (He and Icky have already freed the Atlanteans while they were distracted)... You didn't keep your eyes on the birdie!
  • Kida: (Kicks a guy off one of the Atlantean vehicles, and begins to fire at the crowd with the electro-laser)
  • Vinny:... Okay, NOW you're busted, pal!
  • Milo: (Jumps on another Atlantean vehicle and begins fighting) Thanks, guys, I owe you one!
  • Icky: Oh, don't thank us! It's what we do. (The two cleared the troops off the Atlantean vehicles so the other Atlanteans can use them to chase off the forces)
  • Monologo: "COWERDS?! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT!?"
  • Kida: "They are now free of ever serving you again, Preist. My father's name has been shamed by you."
  • Monologo: "It's that so? THEN IF WHAT I AM DOING IS BAD, THEN WHY HASN'T THE HEART OF ATLANTIS STRIKED ME DOWN?!" (That ended up spontaneously happening) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (He explodes in crystal energy)
  • Icky: "Oh, so NOW it did that?"
  • Kida:... (Sighs)... I'm sorry we had to be shamed like this, father.
  • Milo:... I should've known that Monologo couldn't be trusted.
  • Kida: Father hasn't been fully trusting in him either. He's been hearing rumors of taking over Atlantis so he can use the Crystal to declare war on the outside world.
  • Icky: Well, it's a good thing we freed those Atlanteans for you while he was holding you back.
  • Kida:... Why are you Lodgers here on your own?
  • Iago: Oh, we're lost in the UUniverses with a teleportation gizmo we have no idea how to use.
  • Milo:... Why would you even use it in the first place?
  • Iago: Because Icky's a lazy idiot who wanted to shirk a grounded duty.
  • Vinny:... I don't think your peacock friend is going to like that very much.
  • Iago: DAMN RIGHT HE WON'T!! IT'S ICKY'S FAULT!!
  • Icky: If you don't stop talking with that loud beak of yours, I'm gonna have to shove a cracker so far up your ass, you'll s*** it out of your mouth.
  • Iago: (Gets an angry expression)
  • Icky: Oh, did that tick you off? This time, there's no gun-trotting giant smurf here! I also am no longer that apologenic for trash-talk! With that, I say.... POLLY WANTS A CRACKER! POLLY WANTS A CRACKER! POLLY WANTS A- (Iago steps on his foot) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Iago: DO NOT EVER MENTION THOSE DISGUSTING PIECES OF S***!! JUST FIRE UP THE BEACON SO WE CAN HOPE THAT OUR NEXT DESTINATION IS NOT INFESTED WITH YET ANOTHER SITUATION WE HAVE TO THWART!
  • Icky:... Fine, then, jerk! (They teleported away)
  • Audrey:... Geez, that was funny, but it got annoying really fast.
  • Kida: Indeed. But at least they saved us from Monologo.

Deep Jungle

  • Icky and Iago appeared in the jungle.
  • Icky: ".... Ok, we're in the deep jungle now."
  • Iago: "Which one?"
  • Suddenly, Tarzan Leopards appeared roaring and growling!
  • Icky: "..... I'm gonna take a wild guess. The Tarzan one."
  • In litteral seconds Icky and Iago made a run for it as the leopards chased them?!
  • Icky: "Man this kinda brings back memories!? But hey, at least we're not twharting another villain's plot?!"
  • Iago: "SHUT UP AND RUN, NUMSKULL!?"
  • Icky: TARZAN!! IF YOU'RE THERE, LEOPARDS ARE PICKING ON US!! I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR CALL RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!
  • Iago: Dude, you can't expect Tarzan to hear you right away. I mean, it takes time for him to- (Tarzan was heard with his call)
  • Tarzan: (He appeared)... Hey, it's you guys.
  • Icky: Yeah, and if you hadn't noticed, LEOPARDS ARE TRYING TO EAT US!! (Tarzan fended off the leopards quickly)
  • Iago:... Well, thank God! But Icky? I have a question.
  • Icky: And what is that?
  • Iago:... WHY DIDN'T WE FLY?!?
  • Icky:... Okay, I'm feeling pretty stupid right now.
  • Tarzan: You mean aside from how much you are already?
  • Icky: Yeah, I... (Face-wings himself)... Oh, sure! Walked right into that one!
  • Tarzan: May I ask what you two are doing here alone? You know this place is dangerous for travelers.
  • Iago: Well, let's just say that Icky-Boogers here decided that it'd be a good idea to fiddle around with Lodger equipment he has no idea how to use. ESPECIALLY when we were grounded for a burping contest gone south.
  • Icky: Well, it didn't help that Shen was being a jackass for leaving a toilet unclean waiting for us to clean it since that one April Fools incident. That guy holds SERIOUS grudges.
  • Tarzan: Well, he is a former warlord who committed genocide on an entire village, and has been robbed of good things in life. You can't necessarily blame him.
  • Iago:... Say, what have you been up to lately? Have you and Jane been doing anything since we basically stopped a crazy time-travel incident with Dr. Nefarious?
  • Icky: Yeah, has Jane learned a few new things from you, like vine-sliding or some s***?
  • Tarzan: Oh, she's been doing well with those, actually. Ever since the Legend of Tarzan stopped airing, we've been pretty much having normal lives.
  • Iago: Any of your Legend of Tarzan enemies been giving you trouble?
  • Tarzan: Not for a while. But... Another raptor from Pelucidar escaped, and we had to deport it back.
  • Icky: Yeah, if that Jurassic Park movie has taught us anything, it's that raptors are clever sons of bitches. Believe me, I know that EVEN without watching the movie. They're the only other creatures that gave me a hard time back home besides the Sharptooths. And worse, there's always more than one of them. So... Yeah, you might expect more raptors to smuggle themselves to the surface a few times until you can figure out how they got out of that place.
  • Tarzan: Oh, we did, actually. Turns out there's a few open areas for access to the surface, and we had to close them up.
  • Icky: And how exactly is Jane?
  • Tarzan: With her father assisting him in an... Experiment.

Cutaway

  • Jane: Daddy, are you sure this will work?
  • Prof. Porter: I have NO idea! But it's worth a shot! (He is shown to be approaching a hippo in a river with a small satellite-device, and uses it on both it and Jane)... I'm fairly certain that this device will allow humans to actually understand animals through the neurology and psychology of the two species communicating. That way you won't have to rely on Tarzan or his family to translate.
  • Jane: I don't know, daddy. Hippos can be rather aggressive.
  • Prof. Porter: Would I be a genius if I DIDN'T know that from experience? This won't need that much physical contact. Now go ahead, dear, say something to it.
  • Jane:... Uh... Okay...(Approaches the hippo)... Uh... Can you understand me? (The hippo bellows)... Hmm?... I think I seem to be getting something. I think it's saying... OH, DEAR, I'M NOW WISHING I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID! BLECH!!
  • Prof. Porter: Hmm... Then I can assume it works.
  • Jane: (The hippo bellows) No, actually I think it's saying... It prefers to be left alone.
  • Prof. Porter: Oh... Well, at least we gave it a shot. (They started up te boat and left)

Back to Icky and Iago

  • Icky: "Oh that professor and his usual shenanigans."
  • Tarzan: "I know. Now, I think it's best you try to return to the Dragon Realms before you end up making Shen even madder at you guys then already."
  • Icky: Well, at least he'll be grateful that we stopped up to 4 evil plots from the other few worlds we visited. Well, catch you later, Tarzan! (They teleported away)

Gobstopper

  • Icky: (They teleported there)...
  • Iago:...Now where are we?
  • Icky:...AAAAAAAAAAAUGNSJFJKJLKGKSKGDSKGLKJGJDSLKGJKDHA!!!
  • Iago:...WAS THAT EVEN ENGLISH?!? I...Oh, s***! (They noticed the candy environment they were in as a familiar song played)
  • Icky:...Must...have...CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
  • Iago: NOO!! DON'T GO ALL SUGAR-RUSH ON ME NOW!! YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE ON A SUGAR RUSH!! You're just like Rico with those Marshmallow Bunnies! (Icky was blabbering like Rico as this song played with a montage of Icky trying to consume what he saw with Iago stopping him)
Sammy Davis Jr The Candy Man with lyrics

Sammy Davis Jr The Candy Man with lyrics

Gobstopper Montage Theme

  • Iago: (Ties him up with licorice ropes)... THERE! Now you can't decay your own insanities like a child!
  • Icky: ME WANT CANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! MUST HAVE IT!!
  • Iago: No! We're leaving right now! (Teleports them away with the remote)

The Great Valley

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... NEED CANDY!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD CAAAAAAAAaaaaaa... (He saw where he was)... OH, HELL NO, NOT THIS PLACE!!
  • Iago: What? This is your homeworld, isn't it?
  • Icky: "HELLO?! ONE, THOSE BRATS THAT STILL HOLD A GRUDGE ON ME LIVE HERE?! TWO, MY FAMILY LIVES HERE!? THREE, JERKY WAS SAID TO BE BANISHED HERE?! YOU REMEMEBER HIM?!"
  • Iago: "Oh, you mean that guy who appeared in only one episode so far?"
  • Icky: "YEAH, AND I DO NOT WANNA TAKE MY CHANCES WITH EITHER OF THEM?! GET ME OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Iago: "Ok ok, yeesh!?"
  • Iago and Icky teleported away!
  • Just in time as Littlefoot and his friends arrived.
  • Littlefoot: ".... Strange. I could've sworn I heard Icky here."
  • Petre: "That big shame. We were gonna thank him for being a good guy now when we met his parents. Not to mention warn him about a strange monster capturing that meanie Jerky guy some time ago."
  • Cera: "HA! I don't blame that cowerd! He SHOULD be afraid to come back here after what he and that belly dragger tried to do to us back then!"
  • Ducky: "Now Cera, he was a different bird back then. He's clearly changed for the better."
  • Littlefoot: Yeah. He's a member of a hero group. You should know that since we were one of the many groups that got ours in fanfiction history.
  • Cera:...That is true. (Spike nods 'yes')
  • Petre: Hmm, I sure hope that Jerky guy doesn't remain unknown for long.

Never Land

  • Icky: (They teleported there)...Well...where are we now?
  • Iago:...(He sees Peter Pan and Tinker Bell with the mermaids of Mermaid Lagoon)...Oh, we're in Never Land. See? There's our friend, Peter.
  • Icky: Oh...and he's with those mermaids that tried to drown Wendy. HAH! I wouldn't want to go out with some bitches that try to do something like that.
  • Iago: Well, you can't blame them for being jealous since...I could tell they had a crush on Peter. Besides, it's kinda in their nature since, from what I read about mermaids, in some worlds, that's how they say hi.
  • Icky: Well, that's SOME hello trying to drown someone.
  • Iago: I'd prefer it as an offer to swim.
  • Icky: IN A NIGHTGOWN?!? HAH! Drowning somebody out of jealousy is some hello. I don't see anybody having a relationship with them. Especially Peter, he's just too childish to understand love.
  • Iago:...Let's just see what they're discussing.
  • Mermaid #1: Thanks for rescuing my sister from Captain Hook, Peter! I owe you a WHOLE lot!
  • Peter: Oh, it was nothing, really. Pirates these days and their behaviors with you girls. (Tinker Bell nods in agreement, then she ends up noticing Icky and Iago poking out)
  • Icky:...Uh...I don't know if Tink has spotted me or not because from here, she's as small as a- (Tinker Bell zoomed up to them)...WHOOOOOOOOOOAAA!! EASY WHERE YOU'RE DARTING, LITTLE LADY!! You could take somebody's eye out doing that!
  • Peter: Did you see something, Tink? (Flies up there and finds the two)...Icky? Iago?
  • Icky: Hey, Peter! Hitting on those mermaids, I see.
  • Peter:... Hitting?
  • Iago: (Nudges Icky) Don't mind him, he's being an idiot. Besides, shouldn't Wendy be his-
  • Icky: Uh, she's grown up and living a good life, remember? Sure, they're in a World War I period, but they're still doing well. Speaking of which, Pete, how has eternal youth been treating you here in Never Land?
  • Peter: Oh, I just got back here rescuing one of the mermaids from Captain Hook.
  • Icky:... Huh? I thought he'd actually be at the Villain League HQ.
  • Peter: "No no no, that's Captain JAMES Hook. I'm talking about his even more sillier in a sense cousin: Captain CARL Hook."
  • Icky: "...... The Leage's Hook has a cousin named Carl?"
  • Peter: "Oh yeah. And you guys would laugh to hear what he's afraid of."
  • Icky: "Another croc like tick-tock or that crazy octopus again?"
  • Peter: "No, it's not something that wanted to eat him this time. (Lovey Dovey) He has a female dolphin that's madly in loved with him."
  • Icky and Iago laughed out loud?!
  • Icky: "THIS GUY IS BEING CHASED BY A STALKER LADY DOLPHIN?! AW MAN, WAIT UNTIL KOLWALSKI HEARS ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Iago: "AT LEAST I CAN TAKE J-HOOK SERIOUSLY FROM BEING CHASED BY CRITTERS THAT WANT TO EAT HIM, BUT A DOLPHIN HOPELESSLY IN LOVED WITH HIM?! (LAUGHS?!) I WONDER IF J-HOOK EVEN FEELS EMBARRISED TO KNOW HE'S RELATED TO THE CHUMP?!"
  • Peter: You can see why he never talks about him. You wanna know what started the whole thing?
  • Icky: OH, SO MALICIOUSLY!
  • Peter: Okay, then. Prepare to die of laughter. It all started on the exact same day Carl came, back when we still had to deal with Hook as it is.

Flashback...

  • On the otherside of the island, another pirate ship simular to J-Hook's ship is seen.
  • Pirates simular to J-Hook's crew are seen, but are recolored.
  • A very skinny and bearded Pirate almost simular to Smee in some seen.
  • The pirate: "Captain Carl, I brought forth some of your most faverite batch of tea ever. Straight from jolly ol' england."
  • A Captain Hook recolor was seen. Carl wore a black verson of Hook's outfit.
  • Captain Carl: ".... So this is where my dear cousin is hiding out then? Is this strange island on the map, Smoo?"
  • Smoo the pirate: "Well...... No. It's said to be enchanted and visable to those with.... "Imagination"."
  • Captain Carl: "..... Seriously? That sounds like a concept for a child's play then a real enchanted island."
  • Smoo: "It's, true sir."
  • Captain Carl: ".... Whatever. I am here to get my dear cousin out of this silly island. He shouldn't have to deal with nonsense like "Magical flying boys" and Indians and Mermaids! I think the only "Imagination" here is caused by drunken stupidity! Oh why must your little brother Smee enable his drinking habits?"
  • Smoo: "He means well, my good captain."
  • Captain Carl: "Reguardless, I am taking my cousin home and back to the caribbians! And to make sure he never comes back, I will order for this silly island to be burned to the ground?!"
  • Smoo gulped.
  • Smoo: "But there's clearly natives here, sir."
  • Captain Carl: "My dear Smoo, we're PIRATES!? It's not in our nature to care about pettiness like that!? Now tell the men to be ready with their torches and-"
  • Carl's Right hand was chopped off!
  • Captain Carl: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!?"
  • A rooster crow was heard!
  • Peter Pan came in!
  • Peter Pan: "I guess you don't know this, Carl, but pirates aren't welcome here. Your cousin James made us distrust people like you!"
  • Captain Carl: "..... Wait...... YOUR PETER PAN!? Those stupid legends were real!?"
  • Peter Pan: "You know any OTHER flying boys with pixie friends, Carl?"
  • Captain Carl: "..... Well, then I owe my cousin an apology then for doubting him. But I still don't see how you were ever a problem."
  • Peter Pan: "Just like what I'm doing to you, I cut Hook's hand off to prove I mean business."
  • Captain Carl: "...... You, did, WHAT!? HOW, DARE YOU HARMED MY COUSIN IN SUCH A BARBARIC MANNOR!? HE'S ALL THE FAMILY I GOT?!"
  • Peter Pan: "Both you and James brought it to themselves. I'm just here to make sure you guys get the hint that your not welcome here."
  • Captain Carl: "..... YOU, WILL, (PULLS OUT A GOLDEN VERSON OF HOOK'S SWORD) SUFFER FOR THIS, YOU INSOLENT BOY?!"
  • Captain Carl charged after Peter Pan and the two began to duel.
  • Peter: I think you don't understand, Carl. If you asked your cousin by now, he's going to describe me as the one who gave him the greatest comeuppance! He could barely lay a hook on me, EVEN if I agree not to fly. I'm just a serious butt-kicker!
  • Carl: HAH! Prepare to be surprised that I've been through pirating much longer than he has, boy!
  • Peter: Plus, if you are his cousin, then I can clearly see it. It's like I'm fighting James all over again.
  • Carl: Oh, so he WAS a match for you.
  • Peter: Are you kidding? Even with tricks, I always come out on top. So why don't you turn your little poop deck right back to the grown-up world before I kick it there!
  • Carl: How about you MAKE me? (They continued to duel)... Remember, Peter, little boys shouldn't be playing with knives!
  • Peter: Oh, you're amusing! As far as my own understanding is convinced, then I'm pretty much grown up enough to handle these pointy objects!
  • Carl: We shall see about that, boy! You will pay DEARLY for what you did to James!
  • Pirate #1: Uh, sir! I think I spot a mermaid! (A mermaid was seen, and Carl was surprised for a split second, and she ended up retreating into the water quickly)
  • Carl:... Wow!... For a world where you never grow up, mermaids give a small definition of adulthood!
  • Peter: STAY AWAY FROM THEM, CARL! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!
  • Carl: Oh, you'd better believe that I'm going to be staying here, forever if I have to. I will NEVER stop until I've gotten revenge on you for what you did to my cousin!
  • Peter: Fine then! Bring it all you've got, Carly-Warly! I can dish out anything you've got!
  • Carl: Oh, we'll see! MAN THE CANNONS! FIRE AT THIS CARE-FREE JAYBIRD!!! (They manned the cannons as Peter dodged them the same way he did with Captain Hook's cannon-balls)
  • Peter: You know how LONG your cousin's been targeting me, Carl? Well, not me, because I was so focused on kicking his pooper, I've lost count. If you're going to be staying here, then you'll never be a challenge for me. You'll be just the same.
  • Carl: Typical of you, boy! Thinking that it'll be easy to take someone new on! (The two ended up dueling on the top of the sail barge, and Peter ended up hanging Carl over the water)
  • Peter:... Well, you ready to say your prayers, Carl?
  • Carl: PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!! ANYTHING!!
  • (Icky): Let me guess...
  • Peter: I'll let you go... If you say you're a codfish.
  • (Icky): Called it!
  • Carl:... I... I-I-I'm a codfish?
  • Peter: LOUDER!
  • Carl: I'M A CODFISH!!
  • Peter: AS LOUD AS YOUR LUNGS CAN BELLOW!! FOR ALL OF NEVER LAND TO HEAR!!
  • Carl:...I'M A CODFISH!!!! (The words echoed across Never Land, heard by the Indians, the Mermaids, Hook's crew and a surprised Hook himself, and even the Lost Boys, who only the Mermiads, Indiansa and Lost Boys ended up chuckling and laughing, knowing what that meant)
  • Peter:... (Chuckles) Okay, then! You're going to be a great codfish to deal with. I'm going to enjoy your stay for revenge. And... I'll let you go. Provided if you can get up here on your own.
  • Carl:... Oh, please, DON'T be that guy right now.
  • Peter: Oh, I'm GONNA! I bet you can do it. I believe in you!
  • Carl: Yeah, right! You know I'm gonna- (He slips from his coat) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!! (He falls into the water and surfaces, gasping for air until he sees what looks like a mermaid)... (Gasps, and paddles over to it) MERMAID, BRING ME THAT SWEET ASS!!! (The 'mermaid' ended up being a dolphin)
  • Dolphin: (Chitters: "You...you really mean that?!?")
  • Carl: A DOLPHIN?!?
  • Dolphin: ("OH, BOY!! I FINALLY GET MY VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE TO CALL MY OWN!!") (She kisses Carl on the lips)
  • Carl: MMMPPPPHHH!! MMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BLECH!!! Ease off, I'm not into zoophilia!
  • Dolphin: ("OOOOOH, playing hard to get, huh? Well, this is gonna be a real challenge! Come with me, and I can show you the wonders of the sea! We'll go on a GRAND adventure!")
  • Carl:... You do realize I can't understand you, right- (The dolphin smooches at him, and he ends up panicking and runs across the water) SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MAN THE LIFEBOATS!!! SAVE ME!!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The dolphin chases him around the water as Smoo got into the lifeboat with a few other pirates, and pursued him) SMOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (The dolphin catches his legs in her jaws, and shuts them, as he jets across the water) OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO...
  • Smoo: CAPTAIN!! CAPTAIN!!!
  • Dolphin: ("BABY!! BABY!!!")

Present

  • Peter: (They all laughed, including Tinker Bell, who slumped on her back mute-laughing) 
  • Icky: He... He wooed a dolphin he thought was a mermaid! (Laughs)... And... And the dolphin ended up crushing on him that day! (Laughs)
  • Iago: I-I CAN'T TALK!! PLEASE, MAKE THE FUNNINESS STOOOP!!! (Laughs)
  • Peter: And he's been just as much as a problem Ol' James Hook was, even more ever since James joined those leage creeps. And wouldn't ya know it, he blames me for that too. And he's been this world's new Captain Hook and has been trying to kidnap my mermaid friends ever since.
  • Icky: (Laughs) Iago, we have GOT to tell Hermes to film the fights between these two! It's gonna be just as hilarious as it was with Hook!
  • Peter: "Yeah, it's real funny, but we in Never Land still have to be VERY careful around him. When he's not humiliated by yours truely, he's actselly WAY worse then James Hook. I once heard that usually unlike James, Carl normally likes to leave nobody alive."
  • Icky: "Well, and given the League has defelupted a sense of standerds I see it very unlikely Carl would ever get the chance to join the leage-heads. He's both an extreme psycotic merciless nut, (Laughs hard) AND AN EVEN BIGGER JOKE THEN THE ORIGINAL HOOK!? James was DAMN lucky he was good pals with Maleficent to even GET ANYWHERE near the leage, otherwise, he be just another hilarious classic disney villain joke!"
  • Peter: "Ok, so now it's your turn to tell some stories guys. Like, how did you get here so quickly and why aren't the rest of the Lougers' here?"
  • Icky: "How's about I tell the whole story? Ahem..... It all started after Shen didn't appresiated our burping contest, espeically after the Penguins, namely Rico, got involved."

A long story later.

  • Peter:...So...you basically shirked responsibilities by using this device to travel across the UUniverses for 3 visits, Equestria, Atlantica, and Camelot...and then you figured out you have no idea how to use it? (Tinker Bell tsked at them)...Wow, are you guys in some serious trouble.
  • Iago: Blame Icky, it was his idea.
  • Icky: HEY! I'm sure we can fix this mess. It started with me, and now I'm gonna end it. So trust me, we'll figure out how to do this.
  • Peter: I doubt that. I can tell you guys are going to be lost for quite a while.
  • Icky: Don't worry, Peter. We got this. Just continue to stop Carl from trying to ra- (Iago covers his mouth) FMMPPPHH!!
  • Iago: (With clenched teeth) HE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT, IDIOT!! JUST START THE DAMN DEVICE!!!
  • Icky: Sorry! (They teleported away)
  • Peter:...Have any idea what Icky was gonna say? (Tinker chuckled softly, already knowing, and just nodded 'no', and the two flew back to Mermaid Lagoon)
  • Mermaid #3: So, Peter, who were those guys?
  • Peter: Oh, just some friends from another world that saved this place twice.
  • Mermaid #2: Oh, you mean the Lodgers? I remember a few of them were here when you brought 'Wendy' here.
  • Peter: Yeah, trust me, they're good guys once you get to know them.
  • Mermaid #4: So, Peach, wanna join me for a swim?
  • Peter: Not right now, girls. Right now, I gotta go back to the New Hangman's Tree. Gotta make sure the yearly relocation progress is going smoothly. We don't want any other crazy shenanigans like with James.
  • Mermaid #2: Okay, good luck with that. (The two flew off)
  • Mermaids: BYE-BYE, PETER!

Pyrdain

  • Icky: (They teleported there)...Where are we now?
  • Iago: How should I know, this place hardly looks familiar.
  • Icky:...Wait a minute...isn't this the place where we met Taran and defeated the Horned King?
  • Iago:...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOW I remember. We haven't met those guys since we defeated the Horned King. We hardly paid attention to them.
  • Icky: Yeah, the Black Cauldron was considered one of the lowest Disney movies. And the funny thing is that it was so "bad", on it's opening weekend, you know what movie it lost to? THE FREAKING CARE BEARS!!! This movie actually got it's ass served on a platter to a little kids' movie.
  • Iago: Huh? I always thought that the Black Cauldron was based on a book....A SERIES of books, in fact.
  • Icky: Well, a sequel was never considered because of the movie's big flop. It didn't matter if it was based on a book series, it was considered the lowest point in Disney history, especially since Walt Disney's death left to most movies getting on year-long hiatuses.
  • ???: Oh, dear! We got another criticism of our movie. (Taran and his friends appeared)
  • Iago:...Oh, hey, guys. How much did you hear?
  • Eilonwy: Too much.
  • Icky: "Look guys, we've meant no offence, it's just a known Disney fact."
  • Iago: "By all means, we weren't saying it was BAD.... Alittle, darker then usual Disney standerds, but we didn't say it was bad, it just.... Could've done WAY better then it did. Why, Disney is ashamed of it to the point that it doesn't even allow it to be release in speical editions. Heck, it gotten bad to the point where people don't even reckindise the Horned King as a Disney villain!"
  • Fflewdder: (Sighs) Yes, that's what we deal with every day.
  • Eilonwy: But, there is actually one thing that our movie gained. It's a cult following. There are still a few fans of it. But...I guess it couldn't have been any better had they not cut certain scenes from the movie. There was originally graphic violence, and even a scene of me partially naked in the Horned King's castle.
  • Taran: Yes, I guess all the exposition in our worlds is all up to our fans now.
  • Icky:...Speaking of which, what have you guys been doing since we defeated the Horned King?
  • Taran: Oh, not much. We've actually been going on a few adventures across Pyrdain together. I may still be a pig farmer, but Dallben says that he was impressed by my bravery that he wanted me to have a life with my new friends. Of course, I still get to help him around the farm and take care of Henwen, but I've proved to still have the bravery to take care of myself and my friends.
  • Gurgi: Yeah, we ain't afraid of nobodies! Not even that mean and green Horned King. He's got a pretty good place in the Banished Realms now.
  • Icky: Yep. Serves that horny guy right. So you guys can actually go on adventures even without that enchanted sword?
  • Taran: I don't need an enchanted sword to tell me I'm a hero. My friends are more valuable than that.
  • Iago: I'm sure they are. You're a brave kid, Taran. And I bet someday, you may have a family of your own.
  • Icky: Yeah, with that girl who...I've never actually had a chance to see her kingdom....Do you even have one, or do you take the name because it sounds pretty?
  • Eilonwy: Oh, I have a kingdom. A prosperous one, too. My mother was royalty, and most of my family was as well, whereas my father was just a commoner. I have a long speech of words describing myself, but I'd rather not waste your time going through it all.
  • Iago: Yeah, I've actually had a chance to read the books, and I already know the first few lines. So don't waste your time, princess.
  • Icky: Well...whatever the future holds for you...I suppose I can convince the rest of the Lodgers to come be there for it.
  • Fllewdder:...Say, why are you guys here, anyway?
  • Icky: Long story short, we stole a teleportation beacon, and we ended up getting lost.
  • Iago: Blame Icky for it, it was his idea.
  • Icky: (Gets angry with clenched teeth, and he just lets it slide and cools down)...Not dignifying that.
  • Taran: Well...I hope you come back soon. It's been too long ever since those times.
  • Icky: Quite. (They teleport away)
  • Eilonwy:...So...you think they'll be back?
  • Taran: I'm sure about it....(Eilonwy gave him a small kiss)...(Blushes)

Hollywood

  • Danny was seen singing the finishing number of his song by the same Foundton where he unknowingly encountered Sawyer. And right as he sang "Right here in holly-", Icky and Iago appeared right where he spoked out "Wood" and unknowingly smacked the two birds right into the foundton, were thankfully the teleportation device ended up in Danny's hand instead of falling into the foundton.
  • Danny: "Huh? (Looks at the Teleportation Device)..... What's this freaky gizmo? I wonder, what does this button do?"
  • Icky/Iago: NO, NOT THAT BUTTON! (They pounced onto Danny)
  • Danny: OOF!... Icky? Iago? What're you guys doing here?
  • Iago: We're lost in the UUniverses because Icky's an idiot.
  • Icky: More than you?
  • Iago: Yeah, more than me- (Realizes)...OH, YOU'LL BE ON THE MENU FOR NEXT THANKSGIVING SOON, MOTHERF*****!
  • Danny: Guys, guys, let's not make a scene in front of the good people here. Why don't we talk this out in Mammoth Studios?
  • Icky:...Speaking of Mammoth Studios, how has that movie he asked us to help shoot go?
  • Danny: Oh, it was a big hit. That movie rendition of your mission in Canterlot was just astounding. Grossed over $560 million, and was ranked pretty well by MetaCritics and Rotten Tomatoes.
  • Icky: Still sucks that we had to get different cast members to play Shifu, Po, and the Furious Five since they couldn't come because...you know...reasons.
  • Danny: Yeah, the movie sold a lot of numbers, and marked a turning point in your merchandise....So...how exactly is Oliver?
  • Icky: Still at Jenny's having a happy life. Sure wish we knew what happened to your other kids, but I'm sure they have good lives and good families as well.
  • Danny: Well, good.
  • Iago: Question, do kittens start out not anthropomorphic in your world?
  • Danny: Pretty much.
  • Icky:... So... How has your work been doing since we freed you guys from Fagin's iron grip?... I mean, besides the many parody movies and the marriage thing?
  • Danny: "We're still doing great, actselly! Though, Mammoth Studios is kinda dealing with stiff compitition from Tyrannosaurus Films."
  • Iago: "Tyrannosaurus Films?"

Cutaway

  • Komodo Dragon: (He appears to be in the same position as Woolie, getting makeup and masks to make his head look like a T-Rex, and the logo played)...(He literally roared like a T-Rex as it shook the entire studio)... Did I do good, sir?
  • Director: Spectacular, Mr. Saur S. Rex. I can see how they gave you that name.
  • Komodo Dragon (Saur): Oh, it's just a talent I got. Drinking Diet Coke for several years can firm your throat to make a bellow like this.
  • Director: Surprised you're still alive after so much of that because of those nasty rumors about Diet Coke giving you cancer.
  • Saur:... Actually, sir... I got so many transplants.
  • Director: Oh... Well... I'm so sorry for you, Mr. Rex.
  • Saur: It's quite alright. I've gotten used to it.

Present

  • Danny: Apparently, L.B. Mammoth's distant cousin, T.S. King, has just gone into business about 3 years ago, and has been giving us a hard time. Don't get me wrong, it's not that bad, I have nothing against King, but... It seems that we're starting to be outshined by a series of quote-on-quote 'better' performing animals. Especially since they include Sawyer's sister, Shayna. Seems to have a similar singing voice to her, only... As far as my friends are concerned, better than her sister.
  • Icky:... Define 'better'.

Later...

  • ???: (A cat similar in appearance to Sawyer with a stylish quarter-exposing dance outfit and glittering sapphire-blue eyes appeared on the stage as this song played as Sawyer was seen in the corner watching, along with a admiring and cheering parrot, pig, chameleon, gorilla, kangaroo, raccoon, and yak, and later the arriving Danny, Icky and Iago)...Let's do this!
Nelly Furtado - Say It Right Lyrics

Nelly Furtado - Say It Right Lyrics

  • Shayna: (Walks off the stage)... How was I, Mr. King? (A man similar to L.B. Mammoth, except a goatee and a full head of hair appeared. This was T.S. King)
  • T.S. King: JUST EXTRAORDINARY, SHAYNA!!
  • Kangaroo: JUST BLOODY RIP-SNORTIN' FANTASTIC, MATE!! You did better than before!
  • Shayna: Guys, please, it's nothing.
  • Icky:... DAMN!... What a performance!
  • Iago: "When you say these guys are real competitors, you weren't kidding!"
  • Icky:...So...is this, like, a problem, or what?
  • Danny: Well, the problem is that...well...we seem to be getting low on budget since our movies don't seem to be making this much money with the competition. We're almost out of it, and if we run out of money, then...Mammoth Studios may as well have to be shut down.
  • Icky/Iago: WHAT?!?
  • Danny: Yeah. But don't worry, we've got it all under control.
  • Icky: No, you don't! Exactly...how much money do you have left in your budget?
  • Danny:...1.4 million.
  • Iago: Oh, that's not all bad, is it?
  • Danny: Well, making movies cost a lot, you know. We originally had 179 million, but we spent quite too much trying to keep up with Tyrannosaurus Movies.
  • Icky:...Oh, God, I think we need to save this place.
  • Iago: How? Besides, it's just a film studio.
  • Icky: (Slaps him) IT'S THE STUDIO WE SAVED FROM FAGIN, YOU DOLT!! We at the very least owe it to Danny and Sawyer to do this. I say we have a word with Mr. King, and put an end to this-
  • Danny: ARE YOU NUTS?!? You can't just scold Mr. King like that! That'll make us look bad!
  • Iago: I'm with him on that one, Ickerous! (Slaps him)
  • Icky: "Well we should at least make the dude aware he's running his cuz out of business. What's the secret of the guy's success?"
  • Danny: "..... He's the only one of this world to have actcess to modern day film equitment the rest of the universes has."
  • Icky: "HE DOES!?"
  • Danny: "Yeah, like, CGI, more advnaced camera equitment, being able to get movies made more quickly, lots of incredable things."
  • Icky: "..... THE GUY'S CHEATING!? No wonder Mammoth Studios is suffering, you guys are being OUT-ADVANCED!? You sure you don't want to bring this up to the guy!?"
  • Danny: "It still would've made us look like jerks and-"
  • Icky: "What if something's off here! Isn't this verson of Hollywood suppose to be in like, the 50s or something? What's advancer Camera Equitment doing here?"
  • Danny: "..... That has been vexing us for awhile."
  • Icky: "At least, we should investigate the dude and make sure he doesn't mean any ill wills."
  • Danny: "..... Ok, but we're being VERY respectful about it. NO, rude accusations."
  • The trio approuched T.S. King.
  • T.S. King: "Why, if it isn't Danny Cat and... Two naked birds. What brings Mammoth Studios' finest acter and co here?"
  • Danny: "Well..... We respectfully want to know, how did you get very advanced filiming equitment?"
  • T.S. King: "Oh, well, you see, back when Tyrannosaurus Films was starting, we could barely even afford real acters. Then, I have met my to-be right-hand man who managed to secure this place something unigite to Tyrannasaurus Films' productions: The formentioned for advancer gear."
  • Danny: "What was his name?"
  • T.S. King: "He's a strangely white vulture named Phineas Sharp."
  • Icky and Iago gasped?!
  • T.S. King: "..... Is something wrong?"
  • Icky: Oh, GREAT! A Darkwing Duck villain and no doubt member of the Villain League is putting Mammoth Studios out of whack!
  • Danny:...You guys know Phineas?
  • Iago: You kidding? The guy's a criminal mastermind where he comes from. He tried to sell a list of members of an agency, and was thankfully stopped by an egotistical duck hero. He's been in the Villain League for years, though...I didn't exactly know what he had been doing with his life until now.
  • Icky: Mr. King, you GOTTA reconsider hiring him. He's just no good!
  • T.S. King:...But he's a good provider of 21st Century equipment.
  • Icky: Would you be surprised if the equipment he brought you was STOLEN?!?
  • T.S. King:...How DARE you accuse him of such a crime?!? Phineas is an honorable agent, and he deserves more than what he gets.
  • Iago: Sir, we're not trying to be mean, we're just trying to warn you. If you don't believe us, then just ask him. Better yet, let us see him! See what kind of reaction he gets. I'm sure you'll both be surprised.
  • T.S. King:...Very well, then. If you're absolutely sure, then we shall see. MR. SHARP! THERE'S SOME PEOPLE HERE TO SEE YOU!
  • ???: "Kingy, babe, you know I am busy precuring more advance gear for you and-"
  • Phineas cames in and gasps at the sight of Icky and Iago!?
  • Phineas: "WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!?..... That is to say, what are they doing naked, Mr. King?"
  • T.S. King: "I, suspect their nudests."
  • Icky: "All right Phineas, the jig's up?! We know your trying to use Tyrannosaurus Films to run Mammoth Studios out of business for the sake of petty revenge over the first time we nailed Fagin!?"
  • Phineas: "Why, dear nudest birds, I have no idea what your talking about. You must've confused me for another Phineas. I have a commen name you know. I was once mistaken for some very invented human kid at some point in time."
  • Iago: "Don't try to snake your way out of this one, buster?!"
  • Icky: "We know your stealing advance movie making stuff to use Tyrannosaurus Films as a scapegoat to bring down Mammoth Studios!?"
  • Phineas: "Pfft! I like to see your proof!"
  • Icky: "Where were you just now?"
  • Phineas: "Impourent classifived business infomation."
  • T.S. King: "Oh now Phineas, if you get secrety like that, then they'll only be suspitious of you. It wouldn't hurt to at least say who supplies you with the equitment."
  • Phineas: "..... All you need to know is that, these guys like to be, anonamous."

In the storage area where the "Deliveries" are made.

  • The Couchmen and J. Worthington Foulfellow and the Gorrila henchmen were seen loading in the equitment.
  • Couchmen: "MOVE FASTER, YOU BEASTS!? (WHIPS HIS WHIP!?)"
  • The Couchmen laughed.
  • Couchmen: "It is GOOD to be trusted by the leage again to resume business as usual ever since that mess in Pleasure Island."
  • Worthington: "Personally, I am glad that worthless mute cat is not by my side anymore! What an annoying addlebrain he was! Don't you agree, boss?"
  • Coachman: Yes, most certainly. Ashame we lost Pleasure Island, ALL of our donkey kids, AND ALMOST OUR FREEDOMS THANKS TO THE LOUGERS AND THAT REALLY SCREWED UP ALLIENCE ATTEMPT THOSE YEARS AGO?!
  • Worthington: "Well THIS time, those misfits are none the wiser-"
  • ???: A-HAH! (Icky and Iago appeared with the others)
  • Icky: BEHOLD, YOU HAVE ALL BEEN DUKED BY THE VILLAIN LEAGUE!! Behold... Uh... What are YOU guys doing here?
  • Worthington: Helping Phineas- (The Couchmen nudged him)... With his demands in the equipment.
  • T.S. King:... Hey... I've seen you two before.... YOU WERE THOSE TWO CHARACTERS FROM PINOCCHIO THAT SCARED THE S*** OUT OF ME WHEN I WAS A KID!!
  • Worthington:... I scared YOU?
  • T.S. King: Well, no, I just thought you were a jackass! (Rimshot)
  • Worthington: Oh, ha-ha-ha, classic!
  • T.S. King:... Phineas, can you explain why two villains from a Disney movie are helping you with my demands?
  • Phineas: "..... Uh...... It's, a, a funny story actselly, uh......"
  • Silence.
  • Phineas: "..... OH FUDGE THIS!? (Brings out his gun?!) PLAN B THEN!? T.S. King, you are by order of the leage's finest agents to use your movies to bring a bankruptcy to Mammoth Studios so Fagin will NO LONGER be reminded of his first humiliation ever again?! OR ELSE I'LL ANONAMOUSLY EXPOSED THAT THESE ITEMS WERE SWINDLED OUT OF THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS, BY YOU?! TYRANNOSAURUS STUDIOS WILL BE DESTROYED BY THE SCANDEL!? So are you gonna play along or what?!"
  • The Gorilla men began to surround the group.
  • T.S. King: "If you expect me to ruin my cousin's legacy for that bird, then I think that hat of yours' is on TOO tight?!"
  • Phineas: ".... A pity. And I considered you a fine gentlemen to work with. Honestly, those lougers are the reason why we leagers CAN'T have nice things?!"
  • Couchmen: "Boys!? FINISH THEM OFF!?"
  • The Gorilla Men began to close in on the group!
  • Sawyer: STOP! (She, Shayna, and their animal friends arrived)... You guys have a lot of nerve trying to do this to both our companies! I guess Fagin is still sore that he lost what we had to finish.
  • Phineas: Damn right he was! He had a good position, and you took it from him.
  • Woolie: Are you kidding? He basically ruined so many animals' chances of being in the spotlight, including mine and Sawyer's!
  • Shayna: Yeah, I personally hated that bird! He always whines that he got his ass burned by a bunch of Danish birds, and ever since he learned proper English, he's been making my sister look like a fool! I'm glad you Lodgers gave that bird-brain a good walloping, because you damn well saved me the trouble of doing it myself.
  • Phineas: Tough talk coming from a kitty cat.
  • Icky: Yeah, you big bird-brain! We saved Mammoth Studios from that bird. It didn't help that there was a child actor that was nothing but animal cruelty, but Fagin was making all these animals into a pyramid, and putting himself on top. Not to mention an enemy we defeated in previous adventure got recovered from a painful splat was her manager.
  • Pudge: YEAH! And that little flightless bat kicked that big dumb Max's butt. So yeah, Fagin didn't deserve all that praise.
  • Phineas: HE WASN'T IN IT FOR THE PRAISE! HE WAS IN IT FOR THE PLEASURE!! And so, in his name, I'm going to end both these studios, and make sure you animals NEVER work in entertainment again.
  • Icky: Yeah? (Takes out his gun) Go ahead and try it. We all know how this is going to end, Phineas.
  • Phineas: Not this time, Icky-face! Fagin WILL be avenged!
  • Pudge: You think so? (Pulls a lever, and a trap door opened beneath Phineas, Coachman, Worthington and surprisingly all of the Gorilla men)
  • Phineas:... I have no idea why I didn't see that coming. (They all fell down with a loud thud)
  • Pudge: Oh, how I love this convenient lever.
  • T.S. King: Well, looks like that's the end of that. I'll have all this equipment sent back where they belong, and give some money back to Mammoth Studios until we both have equal amounts of budget again. Thank you, Shell Lodgers.
  • Icky: Just doing our jobs.
  • Kangaroo: Well, I suppose you mates did well for the big boss' business again, as well as ours. Thanks. By the way, name's Henson, and these guys are Annie (The yak), Drake (The chameleon), Polson (The parrot), Porko (The pig), Steve (The gorilla) and Rocky (The raccoon), in case you should ever meet us in jolly old Hollywood again.
  • Icky:... Well... It is a pleasure to meet you all.
  • Shayna: Yes, my sister's told me all about you guys. Wow, Sawyer, when you said they were wacky, you weren't kidding. By the way, wasn't there supposed to be more of you?
  • Iago: Yeah, we're kinda lost going world to world because we have no idea how to use the teleportation beacon we have. But-
  • Icky: Say it's my fault again, and I'll snap your neck!
  • Frances:... My word, you seem to be having a tough time with each other.
  • Icky: Yeah, we kinda got punished by Shen for a burping contest that went downhill, and we shirked the chores to do this for three visits.
  • Frances: Well, then I advise you figure it out soon enough. Though, on the plus side, you did help us stop Phineas.
  • Iago: Oh, trust me, lady, that wasn't the first evil plan we had to stop. There was about a few others we had to stop on our previous stops. I'd rather not get into them all. We have to get going.
  • Icky: Bye, everyone. (They teleport away)
  • Danny:... Well... I'm glad they showed up.
  • T.S. King: Me, too. If the press hears that I've been in cahoots with the Villain League, I would've been sacked.
  • Pudge: Yeah, we sure showed them!
  • T.S. King:... Well, everyone, that's a wrap.

DreamWorks Madagascar

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... Oh, boy, we're in the DreamWorks Madagascar.
  • Iago: Yeah. I wonder how those old lemur followers of King Julian's are doing after... Julian left them leaderless.
  • Icky: Yeah, and this place had a long exposition through a Netflix TV series that shows King Julian's life before we arrived here. I sure hope his Uncle Julian hasn't finally gotten a chance to get that lost position back. Or perhaps other villains like Karl or Crimson. If so, then once again, we have to do something.
  • Iago: "..... That kinda bugs me on it.... If those characters had a prior existence here, then WHY weren't they around in the time of the first movie?"
  • Icky: Duh, because the first movie was the first of the Madagascar franchise, so they weren't given the spotlight and recognized yet. Now, let's go see how those lemurs are- (A scream was heard)... THAT MUST'VE COME FROM THE LEMUR KINGDOM! (They ran off)

Julian's Kingdom

  • Karl: (Cackles) You lemurs were left to eat cake, I see! Some leader your illustrious King Julian XIII was! He protected this kingdom from me, and now I'm free to destroy you! I'm surprised you little beasts are still prosperous!
  • ???: That's because I have declared martial law following the King's departure! (A familiar lemur was seen with the crown)
  • Karl:... (Cackles) Clover! The leader of the Ringtail Guard. So, you're the reason this place hasn't collapsed!
  • Clover: "Well I sort've act as a more political force to Julien's little Gecko friend "Stevey" while he was away. Cause let's be realistic, a gecko's not much capable to keep this place up and running for as long as it did."
  • ???: And just long enough for me to get back what's MINE! (King Julian XII appeared with a long bamboo spear)
  • Julian XII: I've waited YEARS for this moment! And now, with my idiotic nephew gone, I'm free to take back the throne, and protect this precious kingdom from the likes of YOU!
  • Karl:... Chauncey? If you please? (A small hissing cockroach ended up tickling Julian XII into dropping down, leaving Karl to pin him down)... (Chuckles)... You will certainly be better off stuffed when I'm through with this place! Crocs, finish them! (His crocodile forces began to attack)
  • Clover: GUARDS, ATTACK! (The lemur guards attack as they and the crocodiles fought)
  • Karl:... (Chuckles until Chauncey the Cockroach gets his attention)... What is it, Chauncey? (Chauncey points out Icky and Iago watching them as they hid themselves)... Hmmm...
  • Icky: Maybe he didn't see us!
  • Karl: (Appears behind them) OH, I SAW YOU!
  • Icky and Iago screamed and cartoonishly flew up into the air and crashed into the ground!
  • Icky: "Yeesh! I can see why Julien considered that dude freaky!"
  • Iago: "No kidding!"
  • Karl: (Apporuches the two) What exactly are you birds doing here? This isn't your concern!
  • Iago: Uh, yeah it is, spots! This is our friend Julian's home! And I must say that it's not a good idea to stand up to members of the Shell Lodge Squad!
  • Karl:... Ahh yes, those heroes that killed off Lord Cobra, and ended up single-handedly causing Julian's departure. HAH! I should thank you. Buuuuuuuut it'd be more fun to kill you.
  • Icky:... Really? (Takes out his gun)... You sure you wanna do that, Karly?
  • Karl: (Slaps the gun out of his wing, and spin-kicks the two out into the battlefield)... (Karl jumps out into the open) HEY, CROCS! Looky who we have here! TRESPASSERS INTENDING TO STOP US! (The crocodiles got angry)
  • Julian XII: Oh, heck no! I've come too far to let this throne be taken from a bunch of little birds! (Leaps over to them and smacks them both in the face)
  • Iago: OW!
  • Icky: OW! Wow, you are one nasty uncle of King Julian. So you lost your throne after you were making your subjects paraniod of Foosa attacks after some chameleon foresaw you were going to be eaten by a bunch of the forementioned weasel-things. At least your nephew was doing a HELL of a good job than you.
  • Julian XII: But he left his post!
  • Iago: Yeah, well, that's because he was going off to see the world with Team Alex. Besides, I'm sure he cares a lot about the lemurs, especially you, Clover.
  • Clover: (Sighs) To be honest, I didn't like how he behaved around me. But hey, at least I, as martial secondary queen, have been keeping this place from becoming lawless after so many years of being gone. I don't think he cares that much about us, and just left a mere leaf gecko in charge. Do you have ANY idea what he left behind?
  • Karl: Oh, he left you all to be my bitches, that's what!
  • Julian XII: NO!! THESE PEOPLE ARE MINE!! AND I'M TAKING THIS KINGDOM BACK, AND BECOMING A BETTE KING THAN MY NEPHEW!!
  • Karl: OH, YEAH?!?
  • Julian XII: YEAH!
  • Karl: OH, YEAH?!?
  • Julian XII: F*** YEAH!! (The two threw punches at each other)
  • Icky:...What exactly is Karl again? He can't be a fossa.
  • Iago: From what I read on the Madagascar Wiki...he's called a fanaloka, or a Malagasy civet.
  • Icky: Oh....What's a civet?
  • Iago: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT LET'S JUST DO SOMETHING!!
  • ???: STAY AWAY FROM MY LEMUR CITIZENS, YOU FINICKY LOSERS!! (The Jungle Crew arrived)
  • Icky:... You mean to tell me... YOU GUYS HAD IT ALL UNDER CONTROL THIS WHOLE TIME?!?
  • Maurice: Well, it's kind of a long story....

Cutaway

  • King Julian: (He was seen being pampered by Maurice as Mort was seen staring at his feet again)...(He realized something, and jumped, knocking everyone off-balance in surprise as Julian's drink spilled on Maurice, and Mort got accidentally kicked to a wall) OH, SNAP!!! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! MY WONDEROUS LEMUR SUBJECTS!!
  • Mort: Oh, that's right.
  • Maurice: Took you this long to remember that you left them to die? Possibly by your uncle or that Karl character, or just as an anarchic society?
  • King Julian: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Maurice, I've never forgotten about them. I was just waiting for the chance to come at a good time.
  • Maurice: It's been 8 years. They're practically dead by now. You know, like Amelia and the people. Hell, I think even Clover's dead.
  • King Julian:... Oh, snap! WE MUST CALL THE JUNGLE CREW AND SOLVE THIS!! Maurice, get me the tele-communicating thingy! And Mort? Pack my fruit, blender, and boomy-box! This is going to be a long trip.
  • Maurice: I don't think a boombox can be an easy thing to bring.
  • King Julian: I'll find a way, Maurice. Now do as you're told! (They both left)

Present

  • Clover:... YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN A ZOO?!?
  • King Julian: And a circus with a loving smelly girlfriend.
  • Clover:... I don't even wanna ask about that. Your highness, you owe me a whole lot for keeping this place running since you abandoned us. I had to declare martial law just to make sure this-
  • King Julian: Did you get Stevie's permission?
  • Clover: He's just a...I...I mean, yes, of course. He said it was okay. Why wouldn't I do that?
  • Mort: Maybe it's because he's nothing but a gecko who picks his eyes.
  • Clover: IRRELEVANT!!
  • Karl: Oh, so you're a member of another hero crew, huh?
  • Simba: That's right. We are the Jungle Crew, and we're here to stop you!
  • Timon: Yeah! Simba here is the TRUE meaning of king! You don't wanna cross him, he's taken down wildebeests more frightening than you!
  • Karl: Oh, and I take it you three are the leaders?
  • Simba: That's right!
  • Karl: HAH! That's a laugh! A lion, a small meerkat, and a pig! How-
  • Pumbaa: "Are you talking about me?"
  • Timon: "Oh no. You called him a pig."
  • Pumbaa: Are you talking about ME?!
  • Timon: You shouldn't have done that.
  • Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?!?
  • Timon: Now you're in for it.
  • Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIIIIIIIIIIG!!! (He charges into Karl as he gets himself stuck in a tree)
  • Karl: OOF!!...Uh...Chauncey...can you get me out of here so I can give MISTER Pig a big thrashing?!?...Oh, what the hell am I asking you, you're just a cockroach. CROCS ATTACK!!! (But before they could do so, two boom-boxes were seen as King Julian appeared in a familiar outfit as this song played and the lemurs danced along, as well as the crocodiles which were seduced by the beat. While Icky, Iago, Clover, and the other Jungle Crew Members subdued Julian XII, Karl got himself unstuck and got on stage and beat King Julian through the randomly-appearing billboard)
(English) The Penguins of Madagascar - Thump Thump Thump Lyrics

(English) The Penguins of Madagascar - Thump Thump Thump Lyrics

  • King Julian: That's how you do it, yall! (Slumps to the ground)
  • Karl: You think a case of funk will save your kingdom this time, Julian?
  • King Julian: Uh, yeah. I was, like, distracting them!
  • Karl: WHAT?!? (The lemurs were able to knock out the crocodiles and surround Karl)...WHY YOU LITTLE POOP-THROWING LOSER!!!
  • King Julian: That's monkeys, silly-billy. We're lemurs. There's a difference. So you and Uncle Julian lost again or we're gonna be even rougher then that!? (Karl growled), Oh what's the matter, Karl? You don't like to lose? What're you gonna do about it, huh?
  • Karl: "THE ONLY WAY I OR YOUR IDIOT UNCLE WILL EVER LEAVE YOUR KINGDOM ALONE IS IF WE WERE SENT FLYING AWAY THE ISLAND AND TRAPPED IN SOME ZOO!?"
  • King Julian: "That can be arranged. Mr. Tantor, could you give Karl and Uncle Julian a free trip to the Hoboken zoo?"
  • Karl: "Who or what is a Tan-" (Tantor grabbed them and prepared to launch them)...Wait...wait...what are you doing?!?
  • Tantor: GIVING YOU A NICE FLIGHT TO HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY!
  • Julian XII: Where exactly is that?!?
  • Terk: A place where you can never bother any of your nephew's subjects again. (Jumps onto Tantor's back) Ready...
  • Julian XII: Okay, we're sorry we did this, alright? I'm sorry I made you all so fearful over a prediction. I'm sorry for all the times I tried to usurp my nephew.
  • Terk: Aim...
  • Karl: And I'm sorry I've been terrorizing this place. We'll do anything!
  • King Julian: Too late! You've done too much to be forgiven. Have fun with what some silly penguins call mortal hell!
  • Terk: FIRE! (Tantor fires them from the trunk and bellows)
  • Julian XII/Karl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Their screams can be heard from Africa as Zuba and his wife could hear it, and they headed straight for the Hoboken Zoo)
  • Zookeeper #1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO AVAILABLE ANIMALS FOR SALE?!? Our zoo is being considered boring lately, and we need more attractions to satisfy them! Now PLEASE, FIND SOMETHING!!
  • Zookeeper #2: I'm sorry, sir, there's no available animals to bring to the zoo. I mean, it's not like a bunch of new animals are just gonna fall out of the sky! (Karl and Julian XII landed next to them)
  • Zookeeper #1:...Huh?...Well, isn't that lucky?...What exactly are those things?
  • Zookeeper #2: They would appear to be Madagascan wildlife.
  • Zookeeper #1: Well...we already have a lemur, but...this one seems to do just fine.
  • Karl: BACK, YOU SAVAGE PRIMATES!!!
  • Julian XII: (They are thrown into separate habitats as Julian XII was thrown with Clemson)
  • Clemson:...Huh?...A new neighbor?...And...(He notices the crown)...Who exactly are you? A king? Because if you are...then I'll be your king! And BOY, are you plump! What've you been eating, mutton?
  • Julian XII: YOU DARE INSULT THE GREAT KING JULIAN XII?!?
  • Clemson:...Any relation to King Julian?
  • Julian XII:...He's my nephew.
  • Clemson:...(Chuckles maniacally as it spontaneously turns into thunderous evil cackles)
  • Julian XII:...I need an adult.
  • Clemson: I am an adult.
  • Karl: (Recovers in his new habitat)...Where am I?
  • Lulu: (Appears) Hmm, a new arrival. (Swings down) Where did you come from?
  • Karl: Well, if you must know, a bastard named King Julian came in and launched me and his plump uncle all the way to this concrete jungle, and I HAVE NO IDEA-
  • Lulu: Oh, I'm sure you'll do just fine, in the Happy Little Land of Hoboken!
  • Karl:...I won't last 10 days here. (Chauncey appeared)...Well, thank God I still have you.

Back in Madagascar

  • Icky: "Wait.... Wasn't there also Crimson, Clover's crazy angry sister who's mad at Julian for dumping her over not understanding what a marriage means?"
  • Clover: Oh, she's been taken care of constantly by me. She knows not to f*** with the co-queen, and is satisfied enough that King Julian is...(Shrugs) GONE!!
  • King Julian: Let it go, Clovy, you're doing well as a co-queen. I'm sure Stevie is very proud of your accomplish-a-ments.
  • Maurice: Yeah, what a reunion this is, huh?
  • Mort: Joy all around! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH A FOOT-HUG! (He hugs Julian's feet)
  • Clover: Still obsessed with his feet, huh?
  • King Julian: Unbelievably so.
  • Clover: So...will you FINALLY come back to lead us like you said, King Julian?
  • Timon:...Sorry, lady, but he's got a special place with us. Pumbaa, cover my mouth.
  • Pumbaa: Okay. (Does that too hard)
  • Timon: FMMPPHH!! (Pumbaa lets go)...I think you're missing the basic point here. You're supposed to say that King Julian is supposed to speak for himself.
  • Pumbaa: Oh.
  • King Julian: "Clover, as much as I do miss my kingdom, I can't abandon my friends in the Jungle Crew. There's more then just this silly old world to explore. I still didn't get to see more."
  • Clover: "But sir.... The good lemurs of the island miss you and your, albeit still trouble attracting, parties. Though you weren't exactly a compident king, they cared for you.... AND YOU LEFT A GECKO IN CHARGED OF THEM!?"
  • King Julian: "Oh come on, Clover, the Foosa are pretty much with the leage now."
  • Clover: "That's only the particular tribe of Foosa Lord Cobra corrupted to his side. We still have an entire island full of them."
  • King Julian: "Clover, do I detect a hint of abandonment issues? Are you upset cause I didn't invited you to have a fantasical journey with me?"
  • Clover: NO!... I... Well... A little bit.
  • Maurice: Sir, you can see how frustrated Clover is right now. She's been doing this for 8 years. If we're not going to leave the Jungle Crew, then we need to make sure there's a way for these lemurs to prosper.
  • Genie: If I can make a suggestion...why not make Stevie intelligent like the rest of the lemurs, that way he CAN rule properly.
  • Maurice:...That's...actually not a bad idea. Well, then, go ahead and do it. (Genie snaps, and Stevie appears, and is now capable of speech)
  • Stevie:...Wow!...I can talk!...And...what am I doing?
  • Genie:...Oh...I guess he has no idea what's going on here. Should've thought of that.
  • King Julian: Stevie, remember when I put you in charge of my kingdom?
  • Stevie:...Oh, right. I...I kinda told you I would do my best for your sake.
  • King Julian:...I thought you said 'Let them eat cake'.
  • Stevie: Oh, sure, that classic historical line. I was trying to tell you I was going to try. But apparently, your lemurs are all worried and miss you. Clover had to name herself co-queen to keep this world running.
  • King Julian:...I thought she asked you for permission.
  • Stevie: She was just lying to play to your stupidity.
  • Clover:...(Chuckles)...Okay, look, I care for this kingdom. But...are you sure Stevie can be a good leader like this?
  • Stevie: Oh, of course I can. I can throw some good parties like King Julian can. Watch! (He starts to crank up the tunes on the boom-box as the song 'Move It' played)
  • Lemurs began to dance and celebrate to Clover's surprise!
  • King Julian: See? They will do just fine without me. So what are you so worried about?
  • Clover:...It just doesn't feel the same.
  • Terk: Honey, you'll be just fine! Your king has important matters as of now. But we can give a few visits every now and again, or if another new evil comes around.
  • Clover:...Well...I suppose that sounds fair. Well, Julian, if this is how you'd like to lie your life, then I can't stop you.
  • King Julian: Yeah, of course, you agree. Now we must leave.
  • Louis: But first, might I ask why Icky and Iago are here on their own?
  • Icky: "You see-"
  • Genie: "Let me guess: You guys got in trouble for something stupid and are currently shurking your chores and have now got stuck in the middle of something you can't easily control?"
  • Icky: "...... Wow, do you know me THAT well?"
  • Genie: That and I read your mind.
  • Icky:...Well...it's good to at least foil another plan of evil. We're glad we were of help here. I hope this kingdom prospers grandly with Stevie the Gecko as the new groovy leader....Wait...where's my gun? (Genie snapped and teleported it back to him)...Thanks.
  • Genie: Don't mention it. A good hero never goes unarmed.
  • Icky:...Right...well, bye now. (They teleported away)
  • Clover:...Those guys sure are weird.
  • Simba: You have NO idea!

Chapter 3: Travelling Through the Random Zone

Berk

  • Icky and Iago appeared on Berk.
  • Icky: "..... Oh hey, Berk."
  • Iago: "And wow did that felt like a LONG chapter!"
  • Icky: "Well here's hoping this won't be as long and it'll be over as quickly as-"
  • ???: "SCREAMING DEATH?!"
  • Icky: ".... Possable?" (A large white dragon similar to the Whispering Death appeared roaring)...HOLY DRAGON'S BREATH, AN ALBINO WHISPERING DEATH ON STEROIDS!!!
  • ???: LOOK OUT! (Something quick grabbed them as the Screaming Death missed them)
  • Hiccup:...You guys REALLY need to learn how to dodge.
  • Icky: Well, thanks for the save, Hiccup! (The Screaming Death began to chase them down as it released it's sonic scream that aggravated Toothless)
  • Iago: YAAAHHH!! THE NOISE!! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE IS TORTURING A FREAKING PIG!!!
  • Hiccup: Toothless, land, now! (Toothless does that as they get away from the Screaming Death)...Okay, I think we're safe here! (The Screaming Death began launching rapid-firing fireballs)...WHOA, SPOKE TOO SOON!!
  • Icky: WHOA, THAT THING'S THROAT IS LIKE A F****** GATLING GUN!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET AWAY FROM THAT?!?
  • Hiccup: Don't worry, I came with my friends and mother. They're sure to handle this. (Valka and the others arrived as they began attacking the Screaming Death)
  • Icky: What is that thing, anyway?
  • Hiccup: A Screaming Death. A subspecies of Whispering Death that's much bigger and much longer. It can release sonic screams, shoot rapid-firing fireballs, can shoot spines from it's tail, has unlimited strength, speed, durability, and stamina, and it has impeccable senses. Though it hasn't been documented by the Book of Dragons, Bork claims that it only hatches every 100 years.
  • Iago:...So...it WAS documented.
  • Hiccup: It just wasn't named yet.
  • Icky: Well, that thing is going to be a hard thing to escape from. What do we do?
  • Hiccup: Leave it to us!
  • Valka: ERET, YOU'RE UP!
  • Eret: (Appears riding Thornado) TASTE THIS, YOU FLYING STRING OF SPIKES!! (Thornado releases a large sonic blast which stuns the Screaming Death)
  • Icky: Okay, how did this happen?
  • Hiccup: Long story short, a new enemy threat of ours called the Dragon Hunters Tribe tried to kill it's offspring, and left it to go on an unstoppable rampage. We've been trying to calm it down until you guys showed up.
  • Iago: Oh, yeah, those Dragon Hunter guys from that Netflix Season 3 of your TV series. Haven't exactly had the chance to see the new season until now since it was pretty hard getting Netflix. But now Santa gave it to us.
  • Hiccup:...Just stand back! Toothless, I think it's time we sent your dragon army to calm it down. (Toothless nodded in agreement and called loudly as the dragons under his command since the second movie appeared and overwhelmed the Screaming Death as it fell exhausted)...Alright, Toothless, let's bring her back home. (Toothless sent the call as all the dragons lifted up the unconscious Screaming Death and flew it back to it's home)
  • Valka: Nice work, Hiccup! I thought we'd never pull it off.
  • Hiccup: Me neither. We've never had the chance to train for a situation like that, but we did it.
  • Icky:...So...how have you guys been doing? Has Drago come back since you defeated him?
  • Hiccup: No, not since then. But we've dealt with enemies before that terrible day like Alvin, Dagur the Deranged, and most recently the Dragon Hunter Tribe. Apparently, since we defeated their evil leader and chieftain, Viggo Grimborn, before we tackled Drago, he's been after the Dragon's Eye that we've been using to discover and locate new dragons to tame.
  • Iago:...Wait, I'm stumped. I've been meaning to ask...Stoick was alive in Season 3...so...does that mean that-
  • Hiccup: Yeah, the producers of our show said that Seasons 3 and 4 are supposed to take place in between season 2 and the second movie. They advised that we don't bring spoilers of our next season.
  • Iago: Oh...so...how's the Dragon Eye?
  • Hiccup: It's still safe and sound.
  • Icky:...Well, thanks for saving us from that crazy dragon. That Dragon Hunter Tribe has got a lot of nerve to attack her baby and get her pissed off.
  • Valka: It's in their tribe's name, so it's basically what they do. And that's why we have to make sure they don't make dragons distrust us humans through merciless killings.
  • Icky: Well, if you were able to make it through saving dragons for another upcoming season, assuming how you were able to pull it off, then I'm sure you can last this long.
  • Iago: "Wait, how come we didn't hear about the Dragon Hunter Tribe until now? I pretty much thought you managed to get everyone in the world of Berk to-"
  • Hiccup: "It's actselly a work in progress. We may've gotten people we've seen during the Keyhole fiasco to trust dragons, but, there's obviously still people that need more then alittle convincing, if the option's even there. But our main goal is to also keep the peace between humans and dragons, in more ways then one."
  • Icky: "I see. So, I see Thornado's back. Did it uh.... Found out about Stoick being.... Ya know?"
  • Hiccup: Sadly, yes. It wouldn't leave it's pen for 2 months. Now, like all the other dragons my father rode, Eret controls them.
  • Eret: I've been able to give it some company since it was feeling down about losing his companion. He's learned to cope with it now.
  • Icky: Well, that's good.
  • Fishlegs:...Can I ask what you guys are doing here? (Icky brings out the teleportation beacon)...Oh...
  • Hiccup:...Am I to assume you've been using that thing when you weren't supposed to?
  • Iago: It was Icky's idea.
  • Icky: How many more times must you bring that up?
  • Iago: As much as I have to, Ickster, because IT'S TRUE!!
  • Icky: (Shrugs)
  • Snotlout: (Chuckles) Looks like you guys are in some big trouble.
  • Icky: Yeah, we can't figure out how to use this stupid thing. Ever since Santa modified it for Kairi, as well as the whole Dragon Temple for that matter, it's been unfamiliar to us. Man, I wish Shen could've told us how to use this.
  • Iago: Uh, he would never do that.
  • Icky: And why not?
  • Iago: WHY DO YOU THINK, IDIOT?!? BECAUSE WE ENDED UP IN THIS SITUATION!! This is exactly why he doesn't trust us with devices like this.
  • Icky: (Sighs) Okay, look, for the sake of us getting to the Dragon Temple, let's see if we can find another futuristic world so we can...(Iago looked at him sternly)...Or we can go to Futurasia. (They teleported away)
  • Ruffnut:...Wow, they are in some dragon s*** right now.
  • Astrid: Yeah. Shen is not gonna take it easy on them.

An Unfamiliar World

  • Iago: (They teleported there)...Wait, this isn't Futurasia! What happened, Icky?!?
  • Icky: I don't know. I put in the right coordinates!
  • Iago: Great! Now we're stuck in...uhh...where are we? (They saw the white buildings and monuments, as well as all the gaming advertisements across the city)
  • Icky:...Hmm...Oh, yeah. We're on Athletecus. The Sports Capital of the UUniverses. I remember us being here to watch one of those awesome NASCAR races where trained professionals ride tracks that go loop-de-loops, verticals, and even ramps.
  • Iago:...Oh, yeah, it was Rico's birthday, and we got him to see that awesome race since the monster trucks event on this planet was closed down due to maintenance. He seemed to like it just as good.
  • Icky: Yeah, the tracks here are very hazardous to untrained professionals. And racing seems to have evolved pretty well here. This is actually the birthplace of the races that use weapons to crush other racers.
  • Iago: You mean combat racing?
  • Icky: Well, yeah, in technical terms, but this place seems to be kickass when it comes to racing. Man, I wish THIS was one of the worlds we visited on one of the supposed "Three stops" plan. I would've loved touring this place.
  • Iago: "(Hears something), Does something sound like approuching cars to you?"
  • The two looked to see two race cars speeding torwords them, one a white car with Blue and Purple, another black with fire on it!
  • Icky and Iago screamed as they dodged and almost got ran over!?
  • The race cars zoomed on!
  • Icky: "ROADHOGS!?"
  • Suddenly, the black fire car stopped and quickly turned back to face the birdbrains.
  • A voice: "WHAT DID YOU CALLED ME?!"
  • Icky: "...... Uh......"
  • The Voice: "...... YOUR DEAD, DIPSHITS!?"
  • The Black Car aimed to ran the bird brains over!
  • Icky and Iago screamed as they ran for their lives!
  • Iago: UH, DUDE, WE CAN FLY!!
  • Icky: Oh, yeah! (They started flying upwards and avoided the car)
  • Icky/Iago: HAH! (They both raspberries at the car)
  • Iago: YOU CAN'T CATCH US WHEN WE'RE IN THE AIR, YOU CRAZY MANIAC!!! (The car then displayed Gatling guns)...WHAT THE?!?
  • Icky:...IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED FOR A RACE CAR?!?
  • ???: FOR COMBAT RACERS, IT IS! (The car opened fire as they were able to fly and take cover)...YOU CAN FLY, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!
  • Iago: Yeah, we can, d***-head! You try and ram your way to us, you'll get arrested for reckless endangerment and driving, disturbing the peace, and destruction of property....let alone attempted murder and speeding.
  • Icky: Besides, wasn't there somebody you were chasing?
  • ???:...OH S***, OH S***, OH S***, OH S***, OH S***!!! (He drove off)
  • Icky:...Who the hell was THAT?!?
  • Iago: I have no idea, but it had a Sigma symbol on it.
  • Icky: Well, you know what? Screw checking this world out. This place is practically full of lunatics like that! (They teleported away)

The Nesting Grounds

  • Icky and Iago appeared.
  • Icky: "Oh hey, the nesting grounds. We haven't visited this place in AGES! And it's still as beautiful as ever."
  • Iago: "But CLEARLY not futuristic?!"
  • Icky: "Aw relax, Iags. We can use a break after all the crazy shit we went through."
  • Iago: We've already used up our break time with our 3 visits, remember? We don't have time for-
  • ???: Oh, hey guys. (Suri appeared with her family)
  • Zini: What's up, guys. We haven't seen you for who knows how long!
  • Icky: Yeah, as you can imagine, we've been pretty busy with other adventures. This wasn't the only world we've never had a chance to visit in years.
  • Plio: I can tell. Sad we've got no technology to keep track of you.
  • Iago: Yeah, but hell, you can do well without it. So, how's Aladar and Neera been doing with their new family?
  • Zini: "Awesome! Bringing-up the kids was great, if though alittle, uh, messy if you can catch my drift."
  • Icky:...Seriously? They're still doing that wizzing crap? I thought they'd be a bit older than that by now.
  • Yar: Actually, they're only 6 years old. Plus, this is a prehistoric world, so all the world's your bathroom.
  • Zini: Grosses me right the heck out.
  • Iago: You getting it good, Zini? You gotten a lady yet?
  • Zini: Oh, it's still a work in progress. I've been pretty much a bachelor for the past few years, and I've got all the love I need until I find the one that will make all the others jealous!
  • Icky: And I can imagine that Suri is still young because of the cartoon law of halted age, like with Melody and a few others.
  • Suri: Yeah, it still stinks. But someday, I'll decide to grow up and get into the courtships.
  • Iago: Provided if there is a sequal.
  • Icky: Not likely. It was 16 years ago...or pretty much 6 years ago given our spin on the movie.
  • Zini: Still, we've been living a pretty good life here.
  • Iago: And your friends? (Url appeared behind them and makes noises that scares the two)
  • Icky: YAAAHHH!!...Oh, it's just the spike-back pet of that frill-face lady.
  • Suri: Yeah, Url just wants to say hi. He hasn't gotten the chance to see you in years.
  • Icky:...Wait...what about those SPORE dinosaurs that were-
  • ???: DAMMIT!! THE METS WON AGAIN!!
  • Icky:...Was expecting to hear them. Besides, how did they get TV?
  • Suri:...What's TV?
  • Icky:...Okay, what are those two talking about?
  • Frank: (He and Joe were watching some Struthiomimus playing ball) HAH! In your smug FACE! You owe me some diamonds!
  • Joe: WE NEVER BETTED ON THIS!! Besides, how are we going to find diamonds? This place hardly has them!
  • Frank: Then find me some shiny rocks then.
  • Joe: I SAID WE NEVER BETTED ON THIS!!
  • Frank: I still called that they would win, though.
  • Joe: (Growls) I BET NEXT TIME, THE YANKIES WOULD BEAT THEIR SORRY ASSES, AND YOU'D OWE ME SOME DIAMONDS!! (They continued to argue as Icky, Iago and the lemurs appeared)
  • Icky:...Are they still at this shtick again?
  • Suri: Yeah, we discovered sports recently, and they've started growing more into it.
  • Icky: "Oy fey. So, how are Janet and Mark? Did they ever get over their relationship mishaps?"
  • Plio: Yeah. They had a few babies recently and are trying to raise them to be good members of this society. They're right over there. (Mark and Janet appeared with their children)
  • Iago:...Quick question, if carnivores aren't supposed to be here, then...shouldn't THEY not be allowed here?
  • Yar: They only feed on those that have died. The same counts for Chesi, Bongo, and Ted out in the wastelands. Larry, ever since he took over, has lead the raptors real nicely, and they are considered an equally-stable country. Carnivores have their side of the mainland, we have ours. Plus, some of the raptors in his pack have dedicated themselves to guarding the exit from those of the carnivores that are animalistic or just basically insane and uncivilized.
  • Icky: That seems nice. Larry seems to be bringing the law to the lawless. But...do they have a good food stock?
  • Yar: Oh, trust me, there are herbivores out there, too. Some try to make it here ever since the Earth Golem incident, others end up not making it and provide some food to the inhabitants. The mainland society seems pretty uptight.
  • Suri: Yeah. It may not sound fair, but it's like Kron, as mean as he was, said about survival of the fittest. We just like to thank those of the herbivores that actually make it with open arms.
  • Icky:...And what about Ally's friends?
  • Plio: Oh, Eema's been doing well with her life. As for Baylene, she's...surprisingly been able to find another one of her kind. His name is Sorbus. They recently had eggs lately. They're hoping to repopulate their species if they really are the last ones alive.
  • Icky: Aren't there other sauropods out there?
  • Suri: Oh, they're not of her species. They're just new ones like Argentinosaurus, Alamosaurus, or Saltasaurus. (Everyone was surprised of her knowledge)
  • Zini:...Wow, Suri, never thought you were the studying type.
  • Suri: You learn a few things when living here for over 6 years.
  • Iago: Well...it was nice catching up, but I think we'd better get going.
  • Icky: But I want to take a look at this place!
  • Iago: I said you've had enough breaks. Now let's go.
  • Icky:...Alright. Can we at least come back?
  • Iago: We'll see. (They teleport away)
  • Suri:...Will they be back, mother?
  • Plio: We'll see.

Wonderland

  • Icky: (They teleported there)...Oh, great, now we're in Wonderland.
  • Iago:...I just realized something. With the Queen of Hearts gone and Cynder not being at the throne...who's ruling exactly? (Suddenly, they were surrounded by card men pointing their spears at them)
  • Card Man #1: HALT, STRANGERS! In the name of the new grand leader, the Queen of Diamonds, you are under arrest for being on royal grounds! Surrender and die!
  • Iago:...Uh...don't you mean surrender OR die?!?
  • Card Man #1: Not anymore! Wonderland has changed greatly since the murder of the Queen of Diamond's sister, and the departure of her dubbed replacement. You two are coming with us!
  • Iago:...Crap!

Familiar Royal Grounds

  • Icky: (They were taken into a familiar area as the familiar card march involved with the Queen of Hearts played)
  • ???: CAAAAAARDS HALT! (They got into position) COUNT OFF!
  • Cards: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, JACK! (A trumpet-blowing rabbit which has similar but different recolors to the White Rabbit appeared)...
  • ???White Rabbit???:...Announcing, the new ruler of Wonderland, the last remaining ruler of the 4 Royal Card Kingdoms of Old, and the sister of previous ruler Queen of Hearts, THE QUEEN OF DIAMONDS! (A similar version of the Queen of Hearts appeared, this time with diamond symbolism)...And let's not forget the King of Diamonds. (The King appeared, not like the King of Hearts, being much taller and much more handsome)
  • King of Diamonds: "(Looks at the duo) BY THE GLORIOUS TACOS OF TACO BELL?! NAKED BIRDS?!"
  • Icky: "...... And it's Pastoon all over again."
  • In simular fastion to the Queen of Hearts, Queen of Diamonds stared angerly at the duo and menacingly marched torwords the two.
  • Iago: "..... Aw, fudge."
  • Queen of Diamonds: "..... Who, are they to be NAKED!?"
  • Icky: Uh...shouldn't a few of your subjects have no pants like Mr. Dodo, or-
  • Queen of Diamonds: I OUTLAWED PUBLIC NUDITY!!!
  • Icky: "..... Aw shit. Alchourse a new fatass tyrant would end up taking over."
  • Queen of Diamonds looked offended to that!?
  • Iago: "..... Ohhhhh. Nice one, MORON?!"
  • Queen of Diamonds: "......... HANG THEM!?"
  • Icky: "Well at least she's not a tyrant who decapitates people."
  • Queen of Diamonds: "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILENCE!?"
  • Icky:...But she does inherit a lot from her sister. (The Queen got angry)...Shutting up.
  • Queen of Diamonds: I run everything now, with my bossy sister gone and Cynder not being around for Wonderland, I CONTROL EVERYTHING!?"
  • Icky: "Oh sure, you pretty much took over while the rightful queen has to attend international business, eh? Are the other Kings and Queens of the Cards involved?"
  • Queen Of Diamonds: "No, it was just me and the Queen of Hearts. The rulers of Spades and Clubs were disposed of during my perfectionist sister's uprising. Me and my hubby have since went underground and stayed there until the supposed 'rightful' ruler got rid of that moron. Now, I'm free to rules things as I see fit!"
  • Icky: "..... Lady, you rule a planet of retards and mental cases."
  • Queen of Diamonds: "IT WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS YOU KNOW?! You see, this world used to be the World of Cards, where 4 ruling kingdoms called the Royal Card Kingdom were prospering well, and were at sheer peace. But now, thanks to my mental case sister beheading the Kings and Queens of Spades and Clubs, things went out of hand quickly. We ended up housing retards and looney bin rejects as the result of an uncountable amount of years of growing anarchy, which is basically what you would call my sister's delusional kingdom in reality, until we were forgetten with the invention of insane asylums. I have since been trying to reestablish the Card Kingdom by trying to find new Kings and Queens of Hearts, Spades, and Clubs. And this time, the DIAMONDS will be the ruling family."
  • Iago: "..... That explains a lot actselly."
  • Icky: "Well fatso, on behalf of the rightful Queen of Wonderland, I want to challnage your best guy in a ring of honor?!"
  • Queen of Diamonds: "Is that correct? Very well. Allow me to introduse the champion that helped me congure Wonderland in my glory."
  • The Queen of Diamonds snapped her fingers, and suddenly riding in on a horse made of diamonds, was an armored Diamond Knight just about Icky's size.
  • Knight: "You snapped your fingers my qu- (Looks at Icky)...... YOU?!"
  • The Knight reveils himself to be none-other then Ex-Emperor Jerky!?
  • Icky and Iago: "JERKY?!"
  • Icky: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING NOT BANISHED IN THE GREAT VALLEY?!"
  • Jerky: "Oh, you can thank the generiousity of Professor Eagle-Beak and Sing Jin Sue for that. He has been teaching me magic almost as great as the one of the spector of my people, and with it, (summons a new staff), I helped The Queen of Diamonds conquer Wonderland away from the Councilers that supported your Cynder friend that were keeping things a float until The Professor sent me here to build an army for him for a grand scheme. So, in return for helping provide us with armies, we help her reestablish the Card Kingdoms."
  • Icky: "..... And yet you think it's a hot idea to tell US about it?"
  • Jerky: "Ha! Your likely to be dead soon enough! I can say whatever I want and it'll be of no consinquence for Eagle-Beak."
  • King of Diamonds: "The battleground of choice shall be held, over whoppie cussin valley!?"
  • Icky: "Whoppie cussin valley?"

A valley of Whoppie Cussins.

  • Icky and a still heavly armored Jerky are at an intense stand-off.
  • Jerky: "Prepare to rue the day you crossed me, Icky!? You'll at last pay for helping my sister take away my throwne?!"
  • Icky: Hey, jerkoff, we did the right thing stopping you. You were ruling the planet the wrong way. I beat you before, I can do it again!
  • Jerky: We shall see! But I'm sure you'll find that I've changed since we last met. The Queen of Diamonds' royal guard trained me to fight for my goals the right way. And since you're the only one who challenged me, your parrot friend can only watch as I smite you where you stand!
  • Icky:...With a scepter? (Jerky magically made the scepter into a diamond-like blade made of blue magical energy)...Oh, piss!
  • King of Diamonds: LADIES AND GENTLECARDS!! THIS IS COMBAT TO THE DEATH AS WE FACE OFF BETWEEN COMMANDER JERKY, AND THE OBNOXIOUS NUDIST BIRD!! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!! (The cards cheered)
  • Queen of Diamonds: GUT THAT LITTLE BIRD LIKE A FISH!! CUT HIS F****** BALLS OFF, AND SHOVE THEM UP HIS ASS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!...Oh, my gosh, I really AM as crazy as my sister.
  • King of Diamonds: That's just you letting out your anger, honey. Just enjoy the bloodshed.
  • Icky: Look, Jerky, we all know who's gonna win this fight.
  • Jerky: Oh, yeah?
  • Icky: Yeah! (Takes out his gun)
  • Jerky:...A gun? I'm supposed to be scared of a gun?
  • Icky: It's probably because you lived in a world where 'war weapons' like these things are banned. But I'd be more than happy to show you what this little motherf***** can do to living flesh!
  • Jerky: Well, go ahead, then! Shoot me!
  • Icky:... (Struggles to do it)...
  • Jerky:... HAH! Of course you can't! You only rely on scare tactics. You're weak! You're-
  • Icky: "Oh don't get me wrong, if I could, you'd be dead right now?! But the REAL reason for me not doing it is because...... I don't want your sister to hate me for taking away someone she cares for. When your people's god banished you to the Great Valley, she was practicly crying and in a vulerable position. She didn't wanted that to happen to you, Jerky."
  • Jerky was surprised by that.
  • Jerky: "........ She..... She cared for me?"
  • Icky: "Whatever you thought of her during your due banishment was wrong. While she still did the right thing helping us stop you, she felt and does still awful about what had to be done with you. And now your once again doing crazy things. That's gonna break her heart."
  • Jerky was caught in a newfound moral dilemma.
  • King of Diamonds: "What're you waiting for birds?! I wanna see someone die!?"
  • Jerky turns sinister and looks with newfound resentment torwords the King and Queen of Diamonds.
  • King of Diamonds: "....... Jerky, why are you looking at us like-"
  • Jerky used his magic to turn the King and Queen of Diamonds into actual diamonds, ending their existence in the progress, scaring the retreating cards away!?
  • Jerky: "....... THEY WOULD'VE MADE A WORTHLESS ARMY ANYWAY!?"
  • Icky: "...... Wow. That was un-nessersaringly harsh."
  • Jerky: "..... (Takes off the Diamond Armor and reveils he was still wearing his usual attire)...... Knowing that my sister still cares for me has freed me from my blindness.... But make no mistake, Ick. For now, I will spare you from our desteny to settle our blood-fued, but one day, I will fight you for real this time, and this time, mentioning my sister will do little to change fate. Until then, I must return to the Professor and insist that the Diamond lords were worthless partners anyway."
  • Jerky flew up and vanished in magic.
  • Icky: "..... Man, I forgot how mellodramatic he was. Note to outselves Iago, we gonna have to tell Cynder that Wonderland kinda needs her help for the moment."
  • Iago: "Sure, but can we get out of here now?"
  • Icky: Hell yeah! (They teleported away)

Mugshotra

  • Icky: (They teleported right next to some gangsters with guns)...WHOA!
  • Gangster #1: WHAT THE DEUCE?!?
  • Gangster #2:...What are you two doing in our turf?!? (They aimed their guns at them)
  • Icky: (Took out his gun, and shot the gas of the car they had as it explouded and sent the punks flying).
  • Iago: "..... Let's get out of this dump." (They teleported away)

Pride Lands

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... Oh, now we're in the Pride Lands!
  • Iago: Yeah. Should've been a great place to visit during our 3 visits since...you know...this was where the Lodgers originated.
  • Icky: Yeah. (Suddenly, hyenas were attacking a few animals)... WHOA, WHAT ARE HYENAS DOING ATTACKING THE PRIDE LANDS?!? I thought lions and hyenas settled their differences.
  • ???: Well, that's only the hyenas of the Elephant Graveyard, actselly. They're Outlander Hyenas. (A familiar young lion appeared with red hair, along with a few animals)
  • Iago:... Who the hell are you?
  • Icky: Wait, I know you! You're Kion, Simba's younger son and the leader of his new Lion Guard.
  • Iago: Leader? LION Guard? Okay, several things wrong with that. 1. This lion seems too young to be a leader of a royal guard. He DOESN'T even have a MANE yet except that tuft of hair on his head, and 2. If it's called the LION Guard, why is it composed of random animals?
  • Kion: I'd gladly explain, but we have business to attend to. (They head out and fought off the hyenas)
  • Hyena Leader: OH, NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!!
  • Kion: Yep, again. Still doing your evil business, Janja?
  • Hyena Leader (Janja): Ha! "Evil" is suggestive. One man's trash is anothers' treasure. And trust me, it ain't fair for us to be considered trash beside the rise of the Pure Hyena Shenzi!?
  • Hippo: Oh, you're STILL on about that?
  • Janja: YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I AM! We hyenas finally made peace with you lions since the fall of the Pure Hyenas, and then you kick some of us out into the Outlands?!?
  • Kion: Look, the people of the Pride Lands still view you hyenas negatively since you assisted Scar in his reign, and several more, personal reasons. They demanded that very troubled ones like you are sent to the Outlands. It's still going to take some time to repair your reputation. By all means, we're still allies, but the other animals aren't so willing to look over your crimes.
  • Janja: Don't yas see the problem here, Geek-On?! They're PRECISELY the reason why hyenas like us went into the Outlands in the first place! They demanded the Pure Hyenas leave the Pride Lands after all they did for them. They sacrificed themselves to stop the second coming of the Darkspawn, AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE THANKS WE GET!? Just because the one survivor failed to stop a few bad mistakes?! Was it REALLY that easy for that horrible wildebeest Hasira to manipulate you cats like that!? They're prejudicial monsters who don't deserve mercy! The people of the Pride Lands are responsible for our exile, and they shall pay dearly!
  • Cheetah: Not if we can help it!
  • Janja: "I'm surprise people never seemed to bring hate to Cheetahs considering the Cheetah Bros are involved with the League! Hell, I'm surprise Simba never had second thoughts about you considering that it was discovered that they were your uncles?!"
  • The Cheetah was caught off-guard by that.....
  • Janja: "I bet your wondering where I heard that. A creepy black bird named "Fag-on" told Mzingo everything about that.
  • Mzingo: (Flies onto a tree) Indeed. Told me YOU, Fuli, are related to the infamous Cheetah Bros!
  • Janja: (Cackles wildly) And yet, despite their disgrace, YOU got to be part of the ironically-named 'Lion Guard'! I can only imagine the hilarity of it all on how your gonna live with yourself that you have demon worshipping uncles.
  • Kion: "You shouldn't be quick to take advice from FAGIN, Janja. Even IF he said something true, that makes him as credible as a crocodile wanting you to find a red herring in his mouth."
  • Honey Badger: "Yeah, that guy's a known trickster! He's probably planning to turn you and your butt-smelling butt-ugly friends into more-controllable pawns, like he did to this criminal mastermind rat guy."
  • Janja: "Aw come on, I've seen this guy plenty of times, and nothing bad happened to us!"
  • Kion: "That's what makes him so tricky, Janja. He's like any intelligent predator. He's just waiting for the chance to strike, waiting for you to make the perfect mistake."
  • Ed-like Hyena: "Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? "Perfect Mistake"?"
  • Janja: Cheezi, please.
  • Icky: (Scoffs)... His name is 'Cheezi'? HAH! Sounds 'cheesy'! (Laughs)
  • Janja: SHUT UP, BIRDS! We're still not going to go easy on the Pride Lands for ruining the reputation of us hyenas. Scar was just worthless for betraying us, and the thugs saved us the trouble of finishing of Scar for the both of us! But we still get sent back to the Outlands all because, again, the animals said so. Nothing is going to convince us to go back on our quest for revenge!
  • Fuli: Well... We're still have to stop you from doing this meaningless bloodshed.
  • Janja: Oh, we certainly didn't come alone. (More hyenas appeared as Janja cackled wildly)
  • Icky:... Oh, snap!
  • Iago: Where's Shenzi when you need her?
  • Icky: Relax, we can still do this.
  • Iago: You're not gonna use your gun, are you? Because I think you've already used half of it's ammunition, aside from the fact that it's your only way of avoiding danger when it rears it's ugly head at you.
  • Icky: Is there a problem with that? Relax, man, I got this. (He takes out his gun)
  • Kion: Actually, I think we can handle this.
  • Icky:... You sure about that? I think we can deal with this quick- (Mzingo grabbed the gun) HEY!! MY GUN!!! (Mzingo flew off with it) GIVE THAT BACK!! (Flies after him, but before he can grab it, Mzingo dropped it in the grasses where it got lost)...
  • Mzingo: Well, well, look who just ran out of options.
  • Icky: YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!! (The two ended up fighting)
  • Iago: ICKY, JUST LET IT GO!! I'm sure we can deal with these slobbering mangy-
  • Icky: DO NOT MAKE THEM SING THAT SONG!!! THAT SONG HAS BEEN PLAYED TOO MANY TIMES AS IT IS!!
  • Big-jawed Hyena: "Uh, do they mean that weird Broadway song of the original Lion King movie boss?"
  • Janja: "Why the heck do they think we would sing that?"
  • Iago: "Alot of guys simular to the original Three Hyenas sang that more then once. Also, are you guys by chance related to the original three in anyway?"
  • Janja: "(Sighs), We WISH! Cause had we been pure Hyenas like Shenzi, we wouldn't've have to deal with this kind of shit!?"
  • Iago: "You mean you wouldn't've been rouge if that was true, which obviously rules you guys out as their offspring or cousins of a sort. Either way, don't you think you should STOP encouraging the bad jizz against you all and stop with the agression? It's no doubt what Shenzi would want from you guys and for ALL hyena clans to do."
  • Janja: "Good grief, you talk like that crazy Jasiri chick!"
  • Iago: "Gesuntight."
  • Icky:...Isn't Jasiri dead?
  • Janja: NO, I DIDN'T MEAN SHENZI'S PURE HYENA FATHER!! I mean Jasiri as a renegade Outlander hyena whom the Lion Guard has had the misfortune to make into an ally.
  • Kion: Hey, Jasiri is a great friend, and actually a more civilized one. She might practically be speaking for the Pure Hyenas and Shenzi herself. She might basically be the only hyena who isn't evil like you guys.
  • Janja: She's a disgrace to the Outlander hyena name for allying with you. Lions and hyenas deserve to be equal of their own right, and not have to listen to ANY of the animals' prejudicial ways. They'd never trust her as much as they don't trust us.
  • Kion: She knows that her own kind has a reason to not be trusted. Because people like you only make that prejudice worse. If you keep doing this meaningless evil deeds, it'll continue to make their prejudice worse. Jasiri wants to make peace with all animals in the Pride Lands and beyond. You just cannot see that.
  • Janja: You just don't get it, do you? I'm convinced that, after how they drove us hyenas out, they'll NEVER accept us. Jasiri is wasting her time with her beliefs. If they never trusted us before, they never will. So it's best if we made our own rules.
  • Kion: Then that means we must stop you.
  • Janja: Very well, then! Let's fight then, Kion! Hopefully our numbers will overwhelm you!
  • Hippo: Oh, yeah? We'll kick your butt to Kingdom Come when we're through with you!
  • Kion: ATTACK!
  • Janja: ATTACK!! (They all fought each other)
  • Icky and Iago flinched as the fight escalate!
  • Janja surprisingly gives Kion some trouble!
  • Janja: "How does it feel to know that you can't have daddy's support when he's too busy placing world traveling hero? (Laughs histarically!?)"
  • Kion: "I have clearly proved many times before I managed fine without him!"
  • Janja: "Call me crazy, but I have a good feeling today's different."
  • Honey Badger: "Ok! YOUR CRAZY?!"
  • The Honey Badger pounces on Janja's head, momentarly confusing him!
  • Kion: Alright! I'd better find that 'gun' the weird bird had. (He goes into the grass as Mzingo flew in after him)
  • Icky: OH, NO, YOU DON'T!! (Charges into Mzingo as they crashed into a tree) How's about I give you a sock in the nose?!? (Rapidly kicks Mzingo's head)
  • Mzingo: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
  • Janja: Hmmph! Cheezi, Chunga, follow me! We'll deal with the little lion brat! (They went in after him)
  • Honey Badger: NO! (The others tried to go in after them until the hyenas surrounded them)
  • Egret: (A hyena ties his wings up with a vine) HEY! LET GO!!
  • Iago: KION, LOOK OUT!! THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU!!!
  • Kion:...(Quickly starts finding the gun faster, and doesn't do it until Janja appears with it)
  • Janja:...Looking for this, prince?
  • Kion:...You won't get away with this, Janja!
  • Janja: We'll see! (The three hyenas surrounded him, but Cheezi accidentally steps on the gun's trigger, and it fired up in the air, scaring all the animals, and not just the ones fighting)
  • Icky:...YES! (Flies after the source of the gunfire)
  • Mzingo: (Grabs him) Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast! (Icky bites his talon) AAOOOWWCHH!!!
  • Icky: (Flies off as Mzingo agonized in the pain and then followed him)...Alright, where's my gun? They've seen where it is so...(Janja runs off with the gun)...GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, YOU DUMB MUTT!! (Chases down Janja as Mzingo, Cheezi, and Chunga chased him)
  • Janja: (Ran with the gun) Can't let that bird have the- (The Honey Badger from before stomped on his foot)...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWCH!! (He dropped the gun as Icky grabbed it)
  • Icky: (Wields the gun) Gotcha now, b****! (The other hyenas and Mzingo pounced on him as he dropped the gun) HEY, NO FAIR!!
  • Janja: (Chuckles) Who's going to save you now, Kion? Huh? (Suddenly, a familiar roar was heard)...What the? (Simba and the rest of the Jungle Crew appeared and fought off the hyenas)
  • Icky:...WHOA, how did you guys get here this fast?
  • Iago: Come to think of it, how do you travel at all?
  • Fu Dog: Easy. We have our own Gummi Ship. Every hero team has one. Though ours isn't like the ones that look like spaceships. It's a teleporting device that takes us anywhere we please with the use of magic.
  • Genie: You can thank me for giving us no need for science and stuff.
  • Simba: (He, Nala, Timon, and Pumbaa fought off the hyenas)
  • Janja: (The fighting stopped for a while as the camera was on the horizon)...What the- (A large blast was seen as the hyenas were driven off)...BLECH! WHAT A STINK!!! RETREAT! RETREAT!! WE'LL BE BACK NEXT TIME, KION! AND THIS TIME, YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY!! (Pumbaa huffed his nose)
  • Timon: (Takes a deep breath) Ahh! I love the smell of Pumbaa in the morning.
  • Icky: You guys came just in time. Those hyena jerks had us almost beat!
  • Simba: I came back to check on Kion, and I knew right away that there was danger afoot. So I got the Jungle Crew ready.
  • Genie: "And it looks like you two are still having trouble with that thing."
  • Icky: "Was it THAT obvious?"
  • Nala: Well, yeah. We knew you were here when we heard the gunshot in the distance.
  • Iago: Great. Now...can you tell us about Kion?
  • Simba: Oh, he's the leader of my Lion Guard. You see, when he was young and attacked by the hyenas, he displayed the Roar of the Elders, a roar which was previously done by Scar. And so, we chose him to be the new leader of the Lion Guard. Though...I kinda failed to mention that only lions could join. But, seeing that these animals helped Kion well in defending the Pride Lands from Janja's pack, I figured they've proven well enough to be the Lion Guard.
  • Kion: Yes, these are my friends. I chose them because they are what the Lion Guard needs. Dad said I needed the bravest, the fastest, the keenest of sight, and the strongest of members. So I chose Fuli here to be the fastest...
  • Fuli: Huwezi!
  • Kion: Beshte here to be the strongest...
  • Hippo (Beshte): Twende kiboko!
  • Kion: Ono to be the keenest of sight...
  • Egret (Ono): Hapana!
  • Kion: And my best friend, Bunga, as the bravest.
  • Honey Badger (Bunga): Zuka zama!
  • Kion: And from then on, 'til the Pride Lands end, the Lion Guard defends.
  • Iago:...I have no idea what those friends of yours said, but I'm to assume they're catchphrases. Wait.... Simba, how come you never told Spongebob about these guys before?
  • Simba: "He, never really asks."
  • Icky: "Also, it's the same with Madagascar and it's "prior existence before the first-of-them-all" thing it's doing: they weren't around ahead of time. I know it kinda gives a huge plothole for ALOT of the lure, but, let's just bare it with them, ok?"
  • Iago: "Fair enough."
  • Icky: And what about that Jasiri hyena?
  • Simba: She's a hyena cub that's not like Janja and the other Outlander Hyenas. She seemed to make good friends with Kion and help him out of the Outlands. I didn't seem to mind when Kion told me about it because I knew from experience that hyenas were not all bad. I know all she wants is for hyenas to be equal like lions.
  • Icky: Well, at least we know that not all hyenas from the Outlands are bad. Janja seems to be taking their exile there pretty hard.
  • Timon: Given that the Elephant Graveyard Hyenas mostly get better treatment and how all of Africa worship Shenzi like a saint, I can see why the jerk would feel that way.
  • Icky:... Well... It's at the very least good to know that the Pride Lands have protection since you guys won't be here all the time.
  • Simba: Indeed.
  • Icky: Well, we have to go. Bye! (They teleport away after Icky picks up his gun)
  • Kion:... Wow, that small device can make a lot of noise.

New Orleans

  • Icky and Iago appear in the middle of Mardi Gras!
  • Icky: "Wait, they're having a Mardi Gras celebration? Why wasn't this one of the three visits we were suppose to make?"
  • Iago: I'm too focused on the fact that Mardi Gras isn't until February 9th.
  • ???: This is an early celebration. (Naveen and Tiana appeared)
  • Icky: Oh, hey, it's you guys.
  • Iago: The guys that defeated Facilier on the exact same day King Arthur merged the UUniverses back together.
  • Naveen: Facilier? We haven't heard that name for so many years.
  • Iago:... You guys seriously don't know?
  • Icky: Wow, we need to visit this place more often. Alright, to sum up, Facilier escaped from The Other Side, and is a founding member of the Villain League that we've been fighting for 6 years.
  • Tiana:...He's only been there for a small while since we defeated him? Why didn't he attempt revenge on us?
  • Icky: Well, he probably thought you weren't worth being defeated again and went to do better things.... You know, like forming the Villain League. Let's just say that ever since, things went to shit.
  • Naveen: "..... I, uh.... We never knew that."
  • Icky: "Seriously? Neither Mama Odie or Louis told you guys about it?"
  • Tiana: We must've been pretty busy the whole time. And I can tell, too, since Mama Odie is a member of the High Council, and Louis is a crossover hero. We're all practically busy when it comes to moving on with our lives.
  • Icky:...Well...at least you know.
  • Iago:...You know who we are, though, right?
  • Tiana: I know who you are, Iago. But you...you seem unfamiliar.
  • Icky: Icky? Member of the Shell Lodge Squad? The High Council's greatest heroes?
  • Naveen: Oh, you're the bird from that old Land Before Time movie.
  • Icky: Oh, God, here comes the mockery! It's Thebes all over again!
  • Naveen:...Actually...it's nice you've changed. I knew who the Shell Lodge was, but we've never kept track of them enough to know who was in it.
  • Icky:...(On iPhone) Siri, remind me to tell the Lodgers to come to Princess and the Frog New Orleans every now and again because Louis, Ray, and Mama Odie are the only ones we've been in close contact with in this world.
  • Tiana:...Well, I'm just relieved that Facilier won't be givin' us a lot of crap anymore.
  • Icky: Yeah. As far as I'm concerned, he's afraid of you guys. He knows you can defeat him.
  • Naveen: We've only dealt with him once.
  • Icky: Exactly!
  • Tiana:... So... If you guys are members of the Shell Lodge... Then why are you here?
  • Iago: "We're casualties of Icky's stupid plan to shurk our punishment chores we gotten over a burping contest."
  • Tiana: "Hmm-hmm! Sounds like the universe was teaching you two a lesson."
  • Naveen: "Maybe next time you take more respondsability with your lives.... But wait, hold the phone..... How, exactly did you guys get here?"
  • Icky: A teleportation device that we have no idea how to use.
  • Naveen:...Well, I can see why you got yourselves into a pickle.
  • Iago:...Well...we'll leave you two alone. Let's hope the next world is more merciful than the last few we had the displeasure to be in. (They teleported away)

Valley of Peace

  • Icky and Iago appeared on the Valley of Peace.
  • Icky: "Alchourse, the ironicly named "Valley of Peace"."
  • Iago: "Now give this place some slack. It's not always plagued by a new problem of the week."
  • ???: "STOP, YOU TASTLESS BRUTES?!"
  • Icky and Iago saw that Mr. Ping's shop was being rampaged by Ox Thugs.
  • Mr. Ping was pinned by two of the Ox Thugs.
  • An aged Python slithered up to Ping.
  • Aged Python: "For, the last time, duck.... WHERE ARE THE MASTERS OF THE JADE PALACE!? THEY ARE ALLIES OF MY HATED ENEMY CHAO AND MUST BE PUNISHED!?"
  • Mr. Ping: "I keep telling you, Mr. Sun Ying Moon, they're away on Louger business! They won't come back until it's time for the 3rd movie!"
  • Sun Ying Moon: "That's, LORD, Sun Ying Moon?! LORD!? I, was once rightful ruler of the jungle Pythons of Nunjin valley, until Chao USURPED MY TITLE FOR MY SISTER TO TAKE AWAY?!"
  • Mr. Ping: "In all fairness, you were trying to make them cause a serpent revolt against the Emperor all because what happened to Fu-Xi. Trust me, my son and all his friends have since fixed that mistake and-"
  • Sun Ying Moon: "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME!? Whatever they did, it does nothing to truely queel discrimination against snakes! One, that has took my daughter away from me!? She and I were seperated during an evacuation from a raid?! I never saw her since they escaped!? And now, I want my revenge against you bigoted leggers?!"
  • Mr. Ping: "..... And yet your working with Oxes?"
  • Sun Ying Moon: "Just a few mercenaries willing to fight for my cause for the entire wealth of the Valley of Peace. AND, the looting and DESTRUCTION of the Jade Palace!? They get the loot..... And I get the destruction."
  • Mr. Ping: "Well surely you'll realise that SOMEONE will come and stop you!"
  • Sun Ying Moon: "(LAUGHS!?) Oh yeah, ducky? WHO!?" (Icky cocks his gun and points it at them as they noticed)
  • Icky: Hey, douche bags, pick on someone your own size!
  • Sun Ying Moon:...(Chuckles) Look at this, boys! Two birds trying to stand up to me! Lord Sun Ying Moon!
  • Icky:...Question, where'd you get that name?
  • Sun Ying Moon: Oh, I got it because they said I was going to be different from all the rulers before me 'as the night is from the day'.
  • Iago: Hmm. Well, I don't think it's a good idea attacking the adopted parent of a Shell Lodger! You mess with him, you mess with them, slitherface!
  • Sun Ying Moon: SLITHERFACE?!? WHY YOU INSOLENT BIRD-BRAINS, HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME?!? THE GREATEST SNAKE WARRIOR SINCE FU-XI?!?
  • Icky: Because we can. We got this gun, which can punch a hole straight through your chest like silk. So what're you gonna do about it, huh, come at me, bro!
  • Sun Ying Moon: ATTACK! (The oxen charged for them as Icky fired in the sky, which surprises them)
  • Icky: You REALLY want me to use this? I'm sure even you can't handle a bullet to the gut! Come and get me, you big fat llama-gummed pig-headed tubs of lard! I'M WIDE F****** OPEN- (They were rammed into as they crashed into a wall and crushed it down, exposing a bath-taking pig that screamed)
  • Iago: OH, GOD, SO SORRY, MAM!
  • Pig: PERVERT!! (Slaps them out of her sight)
  • Icky:...Okay, that knocked all the smartass clean out of me. Now it's replaced with a need to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! (He screeches the ground running until he was finally in motion, as well as Iago as the oxen charged after them)
  • Iago: FLY, DAMMIT!! (They did that)
  • Icky: Sorry, I keep forgetting to do that. But at least these bastards are too powerless to actually reach us-
  • Sun Ying Moon leaped up in the air doing a snake kung-fu pose!
  • Icky: "..... OH OF FREAKING COURSE THE OLD COGER'S A KUNG-"
  • Sun Ying smacked the duo straight into the ground and are quickly surrounded by the Oxen!
  • Icky: "...... (Painfully) Fu Master."
  • Sun Ying Moon landed in the center!
  • Sun Ying Moon smiled.
  • Sun Ying Moon: ".... I can already tell your nothing but mere grunts of the mighty lougers, cause I was expecting a challnage.... But I got amatur hour. Perhaps, you two can be my way to bring the Jade Palace masters back here, so I can atthive my epic battle with them AND get my revenge against Chao?!"
  • Icky: "Why the fuck are you after Po and the others when your beef's CLEARLY with Chao?"
  • Sun Ying Moon: "That's easy. Because if I just go directly to Chao without getting to them first, I would run the risk of their interfearence! This way, after I destroy them, I can have the pleasure to seek out my revenge against Chao at my leasure."
  • Icky: "Buddy, you have serious issues, pal."
  • Iago: "On top of that, you do realise that the same logic will apply if you try to go after them and risk having to deal with Chao and the other Kung Fu Masters. Not even your big cows would be a match for them."
  • Sun Ying Moon: "That's why I made sure that EVERY messinger in the village was captured, contained and tied up. NO one, will be warned of this. My revenge, remains unchallnaged!"
  • Icky: Oh, really? EVERY messenger?
  • Sun Ying Moon:...Yeah? Why?
  • Ox #1: SIR! You won't believe this, but one of the messengers is putting up a mysteriously-good fight!
  • Sun Ying Moon: WHAT?!? Who?
  • Ox #1: It appears to be a goat in a white outfit. He keeps shouting 'no unauthorized handling'.
  • Sun Ying Moon: WHAT?!?...What exactly is his name?
  • Ox #1: From what I heard...his name was Kweng.
  • Sun Ying Moon:...Oh, sweet Beijing Province, no!
  • Icky: HAH! Called it! If Po and Tigress couldn't stop him from delivering a message that would spark a war, you sure as hell can't stop him from delivering a message about your plot.
  • Sun Ying Moon: (He got an angry twitching expression)...
  • Icky: Go ahead and stop him. In the end, you're going to be crying like a little bitch.
  • Sun Ying Moon: WE MUST STOP THAT BLASTED MESSENGER FROM GETTING TO MASTER CHAO!!
  • Ox #1: Sir, with all due respect, I-
  • Sun Ying Moon: This sounds like insubordination.
  • Ox #1: You heard what I said, he's been beating our men! We need another strategy if we're going to stop him!
  • Icky: Listen to the ox, snakey! This is a fight you can't win.
  • Sun Ying Moon: I WILL NOT HAVE IT!! I'll just have to use you as hostages! If it doesn't work on that legendary messenger, then it's going to work on an entire army that will kick his ass hard into the ground! EVEN IF IT DESTROYS AN UNLUCKY VILLAGE IN THE PROGRESS!?
  • Iago: YOU MONSTER!!
  • Sun Ying Moon: Yes. Oxen, take them away! (They did that)

Meanwhile...

  • Kweng: (After he was seen leaving a street full of unconscious oxen bodies)...No unauthorized handling.
  • Ox #2: STOP SAYING THAT!!
  • Kweng: (He ignored them and took off)

Back to the Valley.

  • The Oxen dragged Icky, Iago, and Mr. Ping on the ground as Sun Ying Moon was leading the oxes to a battle against Kweng.
  • Mr. Ping: ".... Wow, this guy is stubbernly determined."
  • Icky: "Knowing that Kweng's never gonna quit, whatever Valley village gets caught in the cross-fires of these old gizers, it's gonna garrentie to be a massicure, even to unintended targets."
  • Iago: "That's why we need to get someone who can keep the jerk-off from causing trouble."
  • Icky: "Other then Chao, who else would be brave, or crazy enough to stand up to-"
  • Smoke-bombs go off in the area front of the surprised Sun Ying Moon and the oxes, as some voices were heard.
  • ???: "Wha, wha, What do you mean you forgot the song?"
  • Sun and the Oxes stood confused.
  • Icky: "...... I know that voice."
  • Sun looked concerned.
  • Iago: "And it would appear, he does too."
  • ???: "Ok screw it, screw it?! Just, just take my phone and hit random! No, just hit random! Ok, three, 2,"
  • Suddenly, Fu-Xi whips the smoke away to reveil himself, Fire, and the Possums holding his phone as an unfitting music plays.
Alushy - Nightmare Night SFM

Alushy - Nightmare Night SFM

  • Everyone stares awkwordly.
  • Fu-Xi: "...... Now, okay, turn it off."
  • One of the possums did that.
  • Fu-Xi: "It didn't work..... It did not work."
  • Fire: "Following your exsample."
  • Fu-Xi: "Humorious."
  • Sun Ying Moon was hyperventelating!
  • Sun Ying Moon: "Ll-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-Lord Fu-Xi!?"
  • The Oxes prepare for a fight, but Sun stopped them!
  • Sun Ying Moon: "STOP, YOU FOOLS!? He is a respected savior!"
  • Sun Ying Moon nerviously bows!
  • Sun Ying Moon: "My glorious king of all serpents, I was just merely aiding in the cause of help all snakes, by riding us of any nay-sayers. It is an honor to be in your presence by the way, I worship the ground you slither on!"
  • Rash: "You wish."
  • Rash and Eddie fist-bumped.
  • Fu-Xi: "Oh really? Fire, what does it look like he's REALLY doing?"
  • Fire: From what I heard, it sounded like they were going to invade a ruling country, and try and stop Kwang the Unstoppable.
  • Fu-Xi: HAH! You're wasting your time doing that. Me and Su Su Ka Boom were among the many who tried to stop his messages. That guy is just too good for anyone.
  • Sun Ying Moon: Well, what if we were to team up? We can do this together, oh great Fu-Xi! Just say the word, and we can become the greatest snake warriors in the history of-
  • Fu-Xi: No.
  • Sun Ying Moon: HAH! I knew you were gonna say that. We're going to make all two-leggers bow before us. We'll give them a fear that no other venom can possibly-...Wait, what?
  • Fu-Xi: No. You're just among the many snakes that disgrace or name. I understand that now. As a savior of snakes, I realized that protecting snakes is to not cause fear for two-leggers, but to actually being peace between them and our kind. It's snakes like you that make it worse, and that's why it must stop.
  • Sun Ying Moon:...(Laughs)...I-I never knew you had a sense of humor- (Fu-Xi grabbed him by the neck) AAAHHKK!!
  • Fu-Xi: DID THAT SOUND LIKE A JOKE, SUN?!? DID YOU HEAR A CHUCKLE?!?
  • Sun Ying Moon: NO-
  • Fu-Xi: DID YOU HEAR A CHUCKLE FROM ANY OF MY ASSOCIATES?!?
  • Sun Ying Moon: NO-
  • Fu-Xi: THEN IS IT A JOKE?!?
  • Sun Ying Moon:...No...(Fu-Xi lets him go as he gasped for air)
  • Fu-Xi: Alright, Sun, you must stop this meaningless pursuit. I must do what is best for our kind by telling you this.
  • Sun Ying Moon:...I cannot believe this! You've gone soft! Where's the Lord Fu-Xi that pushed and was the savior of snakes? Where's the Lord Fu-Xi that took risks? WHERE'S THE LORD FU-XI THAT I HEARD STORIES ABOUT ALL MY LIFE?!?
  • Fu-Xi: He's still alive. He's just not the one who tried to poison a water supply anymore. Now, I realized that I had the whole idea of protecting my kind wrong. I have to do it by making sure snakes don't do precisely what they are revered for, bloodshed and poisoning.
  • Sun Ying Moon: (Softly sheds a tear)...Very well, then, LORD Fu-Xi! You leave me no choice! OXEN, ATTACK, AND THROW ALL AVAILABLE FORCES AT THE MESSENGER!! (The oxen began to seemingly overwhelm Fu-Xi, but then after 5 seconds, Fu-Xi fought his way out and Sun had disappeared)...
  • Fu-Xi:...Blast! Our kind's speed has been used against me!
  • Rash: What do we do?
  • Fu-Xi: We make sure that messenger gets the message, AND prevent those Lodgers from being used as leverage for both Kwang AND the Shell Lodge!
  • Fire: And how exactly are we going to know where they'll strike next?
  • Fu-Xi: I know the usual route that Kwang takes to the Imperial City. I'll take us to the right village where Kwang will be, and we can help him get that message.
  • Teddie:...Shouldn't WE be enough to take down Sun?
  • Fu-Xi: With an oxen count of over 561? I feel that the Imperial Army is the best chance we've got. Now come on.

Another Village

  • Kwang: (He continued to overwhelm Sun's forces and advanced on his quest)
  • ???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, KWANG THE UNSTOPPABLE! (Sun appeared holding Icky and Iago as hostages as the oxen had swords around their throats)
  • Sun Ying Moon: Hand over the message, or we will have these Shell Lodgers' necks slit!
  • Kwang:...(Puts away his swords)...
  • Icky: Mr. Kwang, you know he might just be using a scare tactic-
  • Sun Ying Moon: SILENCE, YOU BIRD-BRAINS!
  • Kwang: Oh, I know very well how this plays out. You are trying to use these Shell Lodgers as leverage. You plan to first use it on me, and if it fails, you use it to bribe their comrades into trying to stop me. Either way, you will still fail. Because I refuse to stand down.
  • Sun Ying Moon:...AM I REALLY SO PREDICTABLE?!?
  • Kwang: I'm Kwang the Unstoppable, the ultimate messenger. And when you fight for a message for this long, you tend to predict what moves your enemies make.
  • Iago: Wow! Remind me not to get on your bad side.
  • Sun Ying Moon: I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL DO IT!!
  • Kwang: Release them.
  • Sun Ying Moon: KILL THEM! (Before they could do so, Fu-Xi struck them down and freed them)
  • Mr. Ping: OH, THANK GOODNESS!
  • Fu-Xi: Do not worry, legendary messenger. We are here to assist.
  • Kwang: Ah, yes, it's you again, Fu-Xi. Still upset that you failed to stop me one time?
  • Fu-Xi: No. I'm a changed snake who's mind was in the right position, but the wrong place. We'll make sure you don't go undisturbed.
  • Icky:... Well, thanks for saving us, Fu-Xi!
  • Fu-Xi: You're welcome. Now, you must go before Sun attempts to use you again. We can handle this on our own. (He and Kwang got into combat positions)
  • Icky: Yeah it's about time we get out of the grip of that psyco Python anyways. (They teleported away as the two fought)
  • Sun Ying Moon: NOOOOO!!! (Growls angrily) KILL THEM!! (The oxens charged to attack)

Later...

  • Sun Ying Moon: (He and the oxens were seen being arrested by the Imperial Army)... Dammit!
  • Kwang:...You have redeemed yourself, Fu-Xi.
  • Fu-Xi: Your gratitude is thanks enough.
  • Rash: Yeah, dude. We fight for freedom of snakes everywhere.
  • Fu-Xi: Now it is time we part ways. Until we meet again, have a safe journey. (They head out)
  • Fire:...What did you think those two were doing here, Lord Fu-Xi?
  • Fu-Xi: They're probably being idiots fiddling with something they're not supposed to, as usual. I'm sure they'll have everything fixed up soon enough.

Unfamiliar Robot World

  • Icky and Iago appeared on the steps of a great bank.
  • Icky: "...... Oh shit, we're in a place we don't know jacksquat about."
  • Suddenly, the bank busted open as two re-created Hornets busted out!
  • Iago: "HORNETS?!"
  • The Two Hornet simulars looked in surprised at the duo!
  • Hornet Simular 1: "..... Ah, shit, Reggie-654, where did these organics come from?"
  • Hornet Simular 2 (Reggie): "I don't know, Larry-X5, but these losers are about to get their fleshie meatbag asses kicked!?"
  • The Hornet Simulars aimed their blasters at the two bird-brains!
  • Icky: "Ok, Hornets, what did Nefarious and Zurg sent you clowns to do this time?!"
  • The Hornet Simulars looked surprised.
  • Reggie: "..... I haven't heard those names in ages."
  • Larry: "Not ever since the Galactic Feds dumped us here and we were recycled as new robots. We kinda failed getting a new life and.... We're crooks."
  • Reggie: "How..... How...... How did you two know who we used to serve!? (Aims his blaster in emotional distress) ANSWER ME!?"
  • Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa dudes, calm down, ok.... Just, lower the blasters, and we'll talk like civilised gents."
  • Larry: "You better not be trying to trick us yo, cause we're not afraid to hurt a fleshie if you are?!"
  • Icky: "Ok, just calm down, guys. It's no trick. We're not in a position to be running around in an unfamilier world anyway...."
  • Reggie: "........ SIT DOWN?!"
  • Icky and Iago slowly and calmly sat down.
  • Slowly as well, Reggie and Larry lowered their blasters.
  • Reggie: "..... Start, talking. How, did you know about the ones we used to work for?"
  • Icky:... Don't you remember the Shell Lodge Squad? The enemies of Team Nefarious? The ones who defeated them over and over?
  • Larry: Impossible! Team Nefarious HAD no enemies.
  • Iago: Oh, what a surprise. They must've been dismantled BEFORE we first defeated Nefarious.
  • Reggie:... What?
  • Icky:... Exactly, how long have you been here?
  • Reggie: We were destroyed on the exact same day Team Nefarious was born. We were just so willing to contribute... Then a firefight with Ratchet and Clank left us destroyed, and never to be seen again.
  • Icky:... Well, no WONDER you don't know who we are. You were destroyed before Nefarious tried to first dispose of us in Baghdad.
  • Larry:... He contributed in the Iraq-
  • Icky: No, no, no, NOT THAT BAGHDAD, it was a world threatened by this Cyclops guy named One-Eye. Luckily, we had that jerkoff murdered in cold-blood! Not intentionally, though.
  • Reggie:... Details....

An explanation later...

  • Larry: UNBELIEVABLE!!
  • Icky: Yeah, you've just been on this planet for too long. Nefarious might've forgotten about you two.
  • Larry:... Well, we- (Suddenly, police sirens were heard as futuristic police cars appeared, and out of them came advanced robotic police officers which aimed their arm cannons of multiple types)
  • Police Bot #1: Larry-X5 and Reggie-654, on the authority of the Robot Code Elite, you are under arrest for violations of Code 15-13, attempted robbery, Code 10-12, reckless endangerment, and worst of all, the sacred Asimov Code 1-1, the attempted murder... Of organic citizens.
  • Larry: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!! (They take the two as hostages) Retreat now, or we BLOW THEIR SLIMY BRAINS OUT LIKE THE JELLY THEY ARE!!
  • Iago: OKAY, NEFARIOUS HAD GROSS-OUT DESCRIPTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFEFORMS, AND NOW HE'S STARTED RUBBING OFF ON YOU!!
  • Larry: SHUT YOUR SLIMY SPITTING MOUTH, SQUISHY!!!
  • Police Bot #1: There's no need for that kind of profanity, criminal!
  • Icky: Wait, 'squishy' is a cuss word here? Wow, has Nefarious had a big impact here? Where exactly are we?
  • Police Bot #1: This is your last chance, fugitives! Surrender, or we will open fire!
  • Reggie: I SWEAR TO ASIMOV'S THREE LAWS, WE'LL SHOOT THEM LIKE A DEER!!
  • Police Bot #1: (Some more police bots appeared behind them wit cloaking devices, and they shot them in the back with electricity which short-circuits them. They were then loaded into the police cars)
  • Icky:...Wow! Thanks a lot, officer robots.
  • Police Bot #1: Do not move, organic citizens. Chief Kaila-Z560 would like to speak to you.
  • Icky: What for? We just got lost here.
  • ???: It is nothing, really. (A gynoid with a stunning mechanical organic-looking body appeared)
  • Icky: WHOA!...Look at that! I bet a robot would develop emotions for something like that.
  • Gynoid (Chief Kaila-Z560): We robots have all developed emotions, thank you. And, I would like to thank you for helping apprehend criminals that have been at large for 4 years.
  • Icky: I don't understand. What is this place?
  • Kaila: This is Ropedia. A world where robots around the UUniverses go to free themselves from the prejudicial turmoil of their organic creations. On this world, robots have rights and are from worlds where they have little to none. Robots and androids, and sometimes cyborgs, alike come here to feel like they are people too.
  • Icky:...So it's like a world for robots?
  • Kaila:... Yes, exactly, a world for robots. Way to sum it up.
  • Icky: "So.... Why were some bots of Team Nefarious doing here? Ya know. Larry and Reggie?"
  • Kaila: "(Sighs)... Like organic socity, even we have our... Troubled ones. The poor boys. Years of being bullied for being contraband tec, and failure to being able to understand and find a new porpose lead to a life of crime."
  • Icky: "Well, we were kinda close in getting those guys on track until-"
  • Kaila: "I see. I apologies for that. But in all fairness, those two are also troubled by a glitch that gives them dangerious mood swings. Even if you do calm them down, and even if we didn't showed up, something else would've caused them to kill you two anyway. By all means, no machine is unhelpable. Some, are just abit more harder to help then others. I asure you, they'll be taken to be re-programed and be refited to socity as model citizens. At least they'll be more easier to handle then.... Luther."
  • Iago: "And this Luther guy's impossable because....?"
  • Kaila: Well, you see, Luther is one of the worst robotic criminals we've had to deal with. Once being a military robot who attempted to usurp his commanding officer by murdering him, he was exiled here, unaware that he was succumbed to a glitch that makes him completely unreasonable. Glitches to us are like diseases to you. Some can be repaired, some cannot. All robots here are those that have developed free will and emotions, and sometimes glitches can take them to an uncontrollable extreme. Free will and emotions to us are almost like a brain disease. When balanced out, they can be good citizens here. But if wanted too much, it conflicts with the Three Laws of Robotics which I'm sure you already know. And since we are not programmed for violating them like an average criminal, it leads to a glitch. We literally protest ourselves to death.
  • Iago:... That sounds unbelievably scary when you think about it.
  • Kaila: Indeed. That's why our leader, Governor G2 Pedia, turned this world from a robot graveyard for the Galactic Federation into a world where robots are free to do whatever they want whenever they want, as well as to make sure that robots like Luther don't make prejudice worse.
  • Icky:... Another question... You know of a guy named Dr. Nefarious?
  • Kaila: All too well. He is considered to be a rapture master to us for his vendetta against living creatures.
  • Iago: Well, you wanna know WHY he hates organic lifeforms? A few weeks ago, some friends of ours told us that Nefarious hated biology because he believes that it's limited to death and injuries, when robotics are eternal and can be fixed. Ever since he was told as a child that people die eventually, he's hated biology.
  • Kaila: Well, we kinda already know that for ourselves. Nefarious has been considered as a disgrace to robots and living creatures alike since he first arrived on this planet, hoping that we would be stupid enough to follow him on a plan to make the UUniverses a technocratic dystopia. And you know what? At first, the citizens fell for it.

Flashback

  • Dr. Nefarious: (From many broadcasting screens and mainly near his ship)... Robotic citizens of Ropedia... THE HOUR OF YOUR LIBERATION IS AT HAND!!... Too long have you robots suffered under the bigotry, the segregation, the squishiness and foul stench of organic lifeforms! Join me in a campaign, and soon, all robots will bask under the liberty and equality of my benevolent iron-fisted rights movement to get you robots the rights you deserve! Organic lifeforms have always claimed that all are created equal, and have all rights. Yet just like have before, they sound like hypocrites by bringing segregation on you good robots. Heck, they even sometimes do that amongst themselves! So, if you want the organic lifeforms to finally respect you, then join me. Organic lifeforms will finally respect you. (The robots cheered)... Alright, sign-ups are right here in-
  • ???: Hold on there! (Another robot appeared)...
  • Dr. Nefarious: Ah, Governor G2 Pedia. I have long heard of the tragedy of your counterpart. How he was charged with self-defensive murder, and was harshly told that organic lifeforms had the right to destroy their property. It made me sick! That's why I've come to help you. I-
  • G2 Pedia: Get off my planet, Nefarious!
  • Dr. Nefarious:... Wha.....?
  • G2 Pedia: You heard me. Get off of this planet. I have heard a lot about you. You tried to declare a rapture of your own worlds, AND tried to destroy the space-time continuum. You are a disgrace to robots everywhere. While we want our rights, we don't want it in the form of a rapture. You want to turn everyone into robots, and hope that it will teach them a lesson. Well, you're wrong. And the fact that you expect us to follow your example proves that you are still a disgrace to robots and organic lifeforms alike. Organic lifeforms have about as much right to populate the UUniverses as we do. That's the definition of 'equal'. You are only prejudicial against organic lifeforms because you feel they are ineffective and prone to sickness and death.
  • Dr. Nefarious:... Figure that out on your own, did you? Listen, Governor, when I am done with my plans in the foreseeable future, they'll respect us robots.
  • G2 Pedia: No, they'll BE us. And that's not what I want. They may be segregating to us robots, but they do not deserve to BE robots because of it. I want equality, not rapture. Now for the last time, GET OFF OF MY PLANET!!!
  • Dr. Nefarious:... That's just like you, Governor! YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERY ROBOT I'VE EVER MET! BOWING AND SCRAPING BEFORE THOSE INSOLENT SQUISHIES!! I PROMISED YOU THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME, AND YOU JUST BLOW IT OFF?!? Govenor, be reasonable, whatever extreme methods I do is for the good of both robots and in some sense, the squishes once I turn them into machines.
  • G2 Pedia: "ISN'T THAT TECNECALLY KILLING THEM?! TURNING EACH AND EVERY ORGANIC INTO MACHINES!?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "I won't deny that it'll be.... Messy, but no body said liberating universes and preventing all living things from ever worring about death ever again is gonna be a clean business. Sometimes, if you want a space omilent, you have to break some space eggs. Now, why don't we take a moment to calm down before it ends with one of us getting hurt really badly and-"
  • G2 Pedia: Those 'squishies', as incredibly racist as that word sounds, have given us so many things besides prejudice. Robots have great purpose across the UUniverses. You happen to know a robot named Astro Boy?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Yes. I tried to get him to join, too. He too suffered robot prejudice in the form of his home's police chief.
  • G2 Pedia: But he denied your request for good reason. He was at first created by a tragedy that his creator lost his biological son, and... Despite the fact that his father didn't see that much in him at first, he proved to be just as valuable as a son, and was inspired to defend his world from evil. He's considered one of Ropedia's greatest icons and is a tragedy that inspires us to create equality. You, on the other hand, are prejudicial on organic lifeforms. The fact that you give them a racial nickname proves that you are not worth assisting. SECURITY!! (Several police bots appeared and aimed at Nefarious)
  • Dr. Nefarious:...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Glitches as 'Underground' by Tom Waits played)
  • Lawrence: (He came out and took Nefarious back into the ship) As a gentleman, I shall not let him start anything. Good day, Governor. (They left as the ship took off)

Present

  • Icky:... Is THAT why 'squishy' is a cuss word here?
  • Kaila: Indeed. It's a racial term for organic lifeforms originating from a prejudicial madman who wanted to declare a rapture on organic lifeforms such as yourselves.
  • Icky:... I guess that makes sense. That word has just as bad an impact as the n-word if you think about it. Well, if Nefarious is so hated, then why are you guys clearly welcoming his robots, like those Hornets?
  • Kaila: "Simple. Robots can never be truely moraly evil. True, they can be made to do bad things under being programed, but machines are never truely evil. People like Nefarious who make them do bad things are."
  • Iago: "So, you guys are asentually a planet of Electrosses. You see, we know someone simular who would love this place. He's actselly a really nice guy and he has really big dreams."
  • Kaila: "You know of the legendary Electross the reviver?"
  • Icky: "Know of him? We ran into the guy with Rachet and Clank and saved him from his own mistake of messing with a dangerious christail and a asshole Minotaur badlander. I'm surprised you know of him since he never came to this place."
  • Kaila: We hear of him through stories, and some of his robotic citizens come here to make a living. We consider him a savior to machinery everywhere.
  • Icky: Aside from Astro Boy? We know him as well since...a friend of ours named Jeffrey Dragonheart is an old ally. Though we haven't exactly met him, Jeffrey is sure to tell him stories about us.
  • Iago: Any other robotic heroes you look up to besides Astro Boy?
  • Kaila: We look up to Nefarious' enemy, Clank, and we watch his Secret Agent Clank movies and TV shows. Robots that do good things also give us hope of bringing peace between us and the organic lifeforms that inspired G2 Pedia to create this place. We live under more than just the Three Laws of Robotics. That's just a small part of the Robot Code, which is our code of laws that are programmed into each and every one of us. Those that violate these rules are bound to suffer the same glitches that criminals like Luther suffer.
  • Icky: So it's like morality illness?
  • Kaila: Yes. Even immortals like gods and robots have their own ailments. For gods, it's morality illness, to us robots, it's glitches that are caused by free will defying programming, and thus accessing non-existent data....Though...must I ask what you're doing here?
  • Iago: We're here because we're kinda lost travelling the UUniverses randomly because Icky's a lazy idiot who thought it was a good idea to use something we weren't supposed to and shirk chores.
  • Icky: (Sighs)
  • Kaila:...Wow, you guys sure screwed up royally.
  • Iago: ICKY screwed up royally.
  • Kaila: Yet YOU didn't bother to stop him. THAT'S what made you screw up royally.
  • Icky: HAH! You are equally at fault, parrot-face!
  • Iago: Just shut up, douche bag!
  • Kaila:...You guys should probably go. We need to bring these two fugitives to Praxis Prison.
  • Icky: Yeah, we've spent enough time here. Though it was great to learn something new. See ya'. (They teleported away)
  • Kaila:...What nice organic lifeforms.

Angel Grove

  • Icky and Iago appeared in the city.
  • Icky: "..... Oh hey, this was one of the Power Ranger Worlds.... I bet this has never seen anything new since the newer generations of Power Rangers kept popping up like dasies! And people complained about US having too many guys. You have any idea how many Power Rangers exist in a place like this, including the likes of Greens and Whites?"
  • Icky: Yeah, it's been around for 23 years for crying out loud. This was also the place where Deadpool finally had the balls to quit the Villain League. Glad we never get to see THAT guy anymore, and hopefully we never will. Especially since he's practically busy in the movie business with that new Deadpool movie coming next month.
  • Iago: I'm personally gonna stay away from that movie. I like Deadpool's comedy, but I don't like his perversion and profanity.
  • Icky: We've got profanity, anyway.
  • Iago: So... I'm going to take a wild guess that the Power Rangers are currently fighting a giant kojira like they always do with their giant Zords?
  • Icky: Yeah, I can imagine it's coming in 3, 2, 1... (A giant monster roared as it was being fought by a giant Megazord controlled by the Power Rangers) Called it!
  • Iago: Eh, I think we should go, because it's clear they've got it all under control- (Icky and Iago avoided a blast) AND THE FACT IT'S DANGERIOUS HERE?!
  • Icky: "Ya don't need to repeat it, Iags!"
  • Icky pressed a button as the duo escape, ending with a typical Power Ranger victory against the latest monster of the week they defeated.

Mythos

  • Icky: (They teleported there in the middle of a rocky shore)...Where are we now?
  • Iago: I don't know but...look at that view.
  • Icky: Yeah! Those naked sirens over there seem to be getting started to seduce some human sailors.
  • Iago: NOT THAT VIEW, PERVERT!!! The view of the sea!
  • Icky: Oh, yeah, that's beautiful, too.
  • Iago:... Speaking of which, why did we appear in siren territory?
  • Icky:... Wait... I recognize one of them. OH, that's Aquene! We must be on Mythos.
  • Iago:... And she's already got a toddler, and they're both naked.
  • Icky: Well, yeah, they said before it's how sirens do what they must really well. Let's just keep the camera off of those girls for good measure. This is a kid's show after all.
  • Iago: Well, I do not wanna look at their privates, I've seen enough naked people on our adventures as it is. Let's go. (They teleported away)

Spirit Mountain.

  • Icky and Iago appeared.
  • Icky: "......... Oh, it's just the brother bear world. BRRR, and I forgot how freaken cold it was."
  • They teleported away.

Duckberg.

  • Icky and Iago appeared in duckberg, didn't say anyhing, knowing where they are and teleported away!

New York.

  • Icky and Iago appeared in Madagascar new york, and teleported away to avoid the 6:00 traffic!

Ichthyos

  • Pretty: Now it's time for another day of- (Icky and Iago teleported into her throne room) What are you doing here- (They teleported away)... WHAT THE FU-

Halloween Town

  • Icky: (They teleported into the Pumpkin Patch, and the pumpkins shrieked at them disturbed, and they screamed in fright as they teleported away)
  • Jack:... What was that?... Oh, well.

Hawaii

  • Lilo: (She was seen feeding Punch a peanut-butter sandwich underwater, and Icky and Iago teleported there and surprised her and scared off Punch)
  • Icky:... (Gurgling) WE'RE UNDERWATER AGAIN!!!... Oh, hey, there's Lilo!
  • Iago: (Gurgling) UH, WE'RE SUFFOCATING HERE, let's get out of here! (They teleported away)
  • Lilo:... (She was confused at what just happened)

Sherwood Forest

  • Icky and Iago appeared in the forest and left as quickly.

Spookavania

  • Dreck: (He was seen bullying smaller monsters) GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY, OR I WILL MAKE YOU MORE UGLIER THAN YOU ARE NOW!!!
  • Monster #1: Well, that's not very nice.
  • Dreck: OF COURSE NOT!! (Roars loudly at them until Icky and Iago teleported there, the flash scared him, and knocked him off his feet as the monsters ran away) HEY, GET BACK HERE!!
  • Icky:... Oh, we're in Spookavania.
  • Dreck: YOU DARE STAND AGAINST THE LOCAL BULLY, DRECK?!?
  • Iago: Well, yeah, you might say that. That's exactly what you are. What are you gonna do about it, huh, come at me, bro! (Dreck roared as loud as he could and charged toward them, but they teleported away just in time as Dreck runs right into the mouth of a giant Venus Plant monster).
  • Venus Plant Monster: "(Gulps Dreck down)...... Alittle salt would've been nice."

Disneyland, Magical Kingdom

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... (Gasps wildly as they saw where they were, and this happened)
Family Guy - Disney World!

Family Guy - Disney World!

Icky's Reaction

  • Iago: And we're gone! (They teleported away)

Gongman City

  • Icky: (They teleported in front of the rebuilt Peacock Tower as Master Ox and Croc were seen training)... Aw, we came back to Dreamworks China!? (Looks at a surprised Ox and Croc)..... Oh, hey, guys!
  • Master Ox: What the- (They teleported away as a montage of teleporting to random worlds, new and old occurred)

Villain League HQ

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... Now where are we?
  • Iago: Oh, God, we'd better not be... (They noted the Villain League-style architecture of their fortress)... We're at the f****** Villain League's Fortress.
  • Icky: "Well, tecnecally at least we're back in the dragon realms."
  • Iago: "Yeah, but I rather not it be through this area!"
  • Icky: Uh, hide, I see Shocktrooper patrols! (They ran off but another patrol noticed them)
  • Shocktrooper #1: HEY! (The two froze where they were) What are you two doing here? Put your feet down, douche bags! (They did that) Yeah, that's right!
  • Shocktrooper #2: You have got a lot of nerve to show up to this place unannounced! (He takes out a small device which makes a loud noise, alerting the other patrols as Icky and Iago were hed at gunpoint around them)
  • Icky:... Ahh, PISS!

Inside Villain League Fortress

  • Cobra: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR OPERATION IN MAMMOTH STUDIOS HAS BEEN THWARTED?!?
  • Teen Mang: "But, it's true. Phineas reported that two of the lougers has exposed him and Couchmen and Worthington and Tyrannosaur studios has gone straight."
  • Fagin: "That's not all. I have been recently keeping a good eye on young master Janja, and he ended up getting beaten by those same two lougers and the Jungle Fool Crew."
  • Jafar: "Not to mention a massive amount of reports of villains being thwarted. And by the same twats. Svengallop and Wind Rider were tricked to beaten themselves up like idiots, a latest barbarian attack was twharted, the Purifiers were defeated when they were so painfully close to victory, local bandits from Pastoon were chased out, a fanactical atlantian preist was halted, Karl and Julien's same named Uncle were thwarted, wonderland was rescued from usupers, the infamous Sun Ying Moon was thwarted, and robotic bank robbers were stopped, ALL of those things HARDLY even required the Lougers!? If I didn't know better, I'd say those two lougers have gone self-rightious fanactics!?"
  • Captain Hook: "Oh great. They asentuallity got their own Junjies now!?"
  • Cobra: "..... WHO, ARE, THEY!? IT WAS SHEN AND SPYRO, WAS IT?! I ALWAYS KNEW THEY WOULD GO POWER-MAD WITH PURITY AND-"
  • Jafar: "It's actselly that moronic prehistoric avian who was a former partner of Dil, and my ex-pet parrot Iago."
  • Cobra stared with a surprised face.....
  • Cobra: "..... This is another case of those two doing something stupid to get out of chores they gotten punished into, isn't it?"
  • Oggie Boogie: "No kidding, Snakelock."
  • Cobra facepalm and sighed annoyed.
  • Cobra: "It's WORSE then a pair of Junjie's in the louge..... IT'S A PAIR OF ACCSIDENT PRONE IDIOTS IN THEIR RANKS?! Honestly, they're almost as bad as Nefarious' adopted "Sons" Scratch and Grounder!"
  • Teen Mang: "But how did they get around so quickly?"
  • Cobra: ".... I have a thorey, but we need to get our operatives to capture those two and-" (Icky and Iago were brought up by the Shocktroopers)
  • Shocktrooper #1: Lord Cobra, sir, we caught these two trespassing on our property.
  • Lord Cobra:... (Laughs) I should've KNOWN they'd come right to us. Well done, troops.
  • Shocktroopers: THANK YOU, SIR!!
  • Lord Cobra: Alright, you two morons! What have you been doing around the UUniverses lately, and how are you doing it so quickly?
  • Icky: TELEPORTATION BEACON UPGRADED BY SANTA!!
  • Iago: ICKY, YOU IDIOT!!
  • Icky: TOO SCARED!!
  • Lord Cobra: Teleportation beacon, huh? Shocktroopers, search them! (They did that and they found the beacon and handed it to him)... HAH! The one that Shen had been working on for 6 years. Looks a lot different than I thought it would be. As soon as I figure out how to use it from you two, I will-
  • Iago: We don't know how to use it.
  • Lord Cobra... WHAT?!?
  • Iago: It was Icky's idea to abuse it when we weren't supposed to. But what a surprise, WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO F****** USE IT! We've been traveling world to world trying to get back to the Dragon Temple, and we still haven't found the right world to tell us how it works.
  • Lord Cobra:... No matter. I can always have Plankton use one of his portable electronic scanners to tell me how it works anyway. I should probably thank you for bringing this to me. I'm sure we can do great things with it! (Cackles loudly)
  • Iago: Got any ideas?
  • Icky:... Well, I have one. It's risky, but I think it might work. (He whispers something into Iago's ear)
  • Iago:... Really? That weird song from that celebrity show?
  • Icky: Trust me. Now shut up and follow my lead.
  • Cobra: HEY, ARE YOU TALKING?!? YOU'D BETTER NOT BE- (Suddenly the lights go out as this music played as Icky and Iago, dressed as girls, sang this, and confused the Villains)
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  • Cobra: "........ OKAY, DUDES, SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS BLOODLY AWFUL!? Just for that, forget using this bloodly thing for our own benifit, I am gonna- (Suddenly sees it was gone) WHAT THE- (Looks to see that Icky and Iago were gone).......... Oh, confoundery."

Skullian Prime

  • Icky: (They teleported there)... OH, GOD, WE'RE IN SKULLIAN PRIME!!!
  • Iago: (They see several Darkspawn-like beasts appear from the ground around them as they roared like typical Darkspawn)... LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! ANYWHERE'S BETTER THAN THIS FORBIDDEN PLACE!!
  • But the duo were captured before they can do that.

The Architect's throwneroom.

  • Icky and Iago were tossed face-first into the feet of the sitting Architect.
  • Icky and Iago looked to see him, staring back....
  • Architect: "....... So...... Your the ones that have been causing massive disturbences of teleportation."
  • Icky: ".... I, take it your the Architect guy."
  • Architect: "......"
  • Iago: "..... Your, not still mad about Sombor and Sopony..... Are ya?"
  • Architect: "..... Mad? Mad, doesn't, even, justify, my desires for vengence against you."
  • Icky: "Look, we were doing those two a faver after you darkspawn gave them serious shit for being different!"
  • Architect: "Typical of mortals not respecting our alienating beliefs and standerds. And to think.... I ended up losing Sombor because some accursed piece of Alternate trash ended up crashing into Skullian Prime and it somehow ended up having him go to Berk and how he was defeated from there.... If it's even the correct word. Then just when I thought I was gonna get him back through that idiot Mang and the leagers coming here to try and turn them both to true evil, you misfits interfeared again?! (Silent for awhile....) But then.... (Smiled darkly).... A new oppertunity to harm the lougers arised for me. Even if it's as insignifigent as two moronic birds."
  • Icky: "So what, are you gonna kill us or something?"
  • Architect: ".... Oh no..... THAT, would be too easy and too isloated. No. I am what you would call, "A complexing kind of guy". I never just do it simply. I, know of the perfect place that will garrinte your deaths, better then all the others your surpassed."
  • Makorn and Kronma came in.
  • Architect: "Makorn."
  • Makorn takes away the teleporter.
  • The Architect takes it from him.
  • Architect: "Unlike my old war friend Mang, I studied this device long enough to figure out how it works."
  • Architect swiftly pressed a few buttons and magicly does something to it!
  • Architect: "This device has been cursed to destroy itself once it takes you to it's final destination! A world more savage then any jungle world. A world more unlawful then even Muggshotra. A world in far more hidious termoil then even the entirity of the alternate universes."
  • Icky and Iago were shivering in fear.
  • Architect: ".... I hope you enjoy your final resting place.... In the planet of War...... WARFACE!?"
  • The Architect levitated the scared duo and the device togather and magicaly activated it to teleport them away as The Architect laughed maniacly!?

Chapter 4: Stuck on Warface

A scene of war violence.

  • Icky and Iago appear in the middle of a city at war, as darkspawnic magic makes the device break itself apart!
  • Icky: "AW SHIT, THE DEVICE?!"
  • Iago: (Got an angry red expression, dubbed as Abridged Vegeta)... SON OF A C***-S****** D***-PASTE!!! WHY THE F*** DID ALL THIS F****** S*** HAPPEN TO ME?!? F*** MY LIFE, SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE F****** ASS-C****** LOVERS, LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST WANTS TO S*** ON ME, AND F*** ME IN THE A**, LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF S***-RECEPTICLE!!! WELL, AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE F****** C***-FACED D***-CHEESES CAN HAVE A MOTHERF****** BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!!!
  • Icky:... You done?
  • Iago:... Yeah. (Gunfire blazed past them) YAAHH!!
  • Icky: THEN LET'S TAKE COVER!!!
  • Icky and Iago grabbed the pieces and ran off as bombs began to blow up and avoided the sight of soldiers!?
  • Icky and Iago hid in an alley.
  • Icky: "..... I heard of this place. The entire planet of Warface is like all the known wars of history had a one night stand orgy, became a planet and got steriods. Archy really picked a bad one for us to be in."
  • Iago: "THAT GUY'S A MONSTER!?"
  • Icky: "Worse then that, he's a DARKSPAWN!? They put even Transvilvainian Monsters to shame!?"
  • Iago: "WELL I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THE HIGH COUNCIL GOES THERE AND BANISHES HIS ASS TO THE BANISHED REALMS!?... Provided we can survive a world that's permanently in war!"
  • Icky: "The guy's clever enough to consider we might not go down as easily as he sadisticly hopes and gets a new throwne room somewhere else!? And besides, HE'S the least of our problems now!? WE'RE IN A WAR-INFESTED PLANET!?"
  • Iago: "...... This, is, all, YOUR FAULT?!"
  • Icky: "Oh boy, it's that clishe scene where the two friends ended up fighting cause of being in the very bad pickle, isn't it? Is this really a good time to have it right now?"
  • Iago: "YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DESIDED TO SHIRK HIS RESPONDSABLITIES FOR SOME "FUN"?! IF YOU JUST DONE THE CHORES, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED?!"
  • Icky: "Hey your guilty of this too!? YOU, DIDN'T STOP ME!? YOUR GUILTY OF NOT STOPPING THIS FROM HAPPENING?! INACTION CAN BE JUST AS BAD AS ACTION!?"
  • Iago: "DON'T YOU TRY TO PIN THIS ON ME?!"
  • Icky: "I AM NOT?! I AM JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU AWARE, THAT THIS IS BOTH OUR FAULTS?! I ADMIT FOR BEING STUPID, BUT YOU NEED TO ADMIT FOR NOT KEEPING ME FOR BEING STUPID!?"
  • Iago screamed and pounced on Icky and the two began to fight?!
  • Iago: "YOU, ARE, THE WORSE FRIEND, EVER?!"
  • Icky: "Aw come on now, you know these sort've insults are ultamately pointless when the plot ineditablely make us get over everything that happened in the end-"
  • Iago kept punching Icky as the two kept fighting!
  • Several figures rose above the fight, as a hand cleaned up the broken portal device.
  • Voice: "HEY YOU TWO!?"
  • Icky and Iago looked to see several people: 4 humans, one man who looks like Milo, a second man who looked a russianised Prince Hans, another man that looks like a recolored Chi-Fu, and an arabian woman who looks like Jasmine, standing before the birds.
  • Milo looka-like: "What're you guys doing?! Can't you see there's a war going on!?"
  • Icky: "That's what I'm trying to tell him."
  • Hans look-a-like: "Well you two are luckly we found you, comrades. Come, let us take you to Peaceifiver HQ, Da?"
  • Chi-Fu Look-a-like: "Yes. I'll even repair your device as well."
  • Jasmine look-a-like: "But we must hurry. The feuding soldiers won't be focused on eachother forever."
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, we have to listen to those guys, Iags. It would be too dangerious to stay out here."
  • Iago: "I AM NEVER GONNA GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!?"
  • An exploudsion was heard....
  • Iago: ".... Starting after I go with the Peaceifiver folks."
  • Milo Look-Alike: Good choice. Now come with us. (A grenade was then thrown at their location)... FLASH-BANG GRENADE, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DUCK!!!
  • Icky: What do you mea- (The grenade exploded in a flash, as everything went deaf and blurry to Icky and Iago as they failed to shield themselves)... WHAT THE HELL?!?... I CAN'T HEAR OR SEE!!
  • Iago: NEITHER CAN I!! (Soldiers appeared with assault rifles pointed at them)
  • Soldier #1: SURRENDER, PEACIFIERS!! YOU ARE SURROUNDED!
  • Jasmine Look-Alike: (Gets a smoke-bomb, throws it on the ground, and they disappear at the exact same moment the soldiers opened fire, and they were gone as quick as a flash)
  • Soldier #2:... F***! The commander's not gonna like this!

Peacifier HQ

  • Milo Look-Alike: (A large military truck was seen driving the blinded and deafened Icky and Iago as they drove to an isolated HQ in a forest as they entered a garage that took them into a complex of marching soldiers and other military vehicles)... Alright, men, let's report to Major General Stone and make sure these other-worldly civilians get out of here safely.
  • Icky: What's going on? We can't hear or see!
  • Milo Look-Alike:... We'll report them right after they recover from that flash-bang grenade.
  • Iago: WHAT?!? WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?!? WHAT DID THAT GRENADE DO TO US?!? IS THIS PERMANENT?!?... Oh, who am I kidding, I can't hear a goddamn thing!
  • Icky: WHAT?!? CAN YOU SPEAK LOUDER PLEASE?!? I CAN'T HEAR OR SEE!!!
  • Milo Look-Alike:... (Sighs) Just go do as your told, men.
  • Soldier #1: Yes, Commander Huctins. It shall be done. (They escorted Icky and Iago away)

Several hours later.

  • Icky and Iago were seen in the infirmery, as they were knocked out by knock-out gas to keep the duo calm.
  • Icky: "(Sleep-talk) No please.... I'm still alive Gilda. I'm right beside you."
  • Iago: "(Sleep-talk) Thundera.... Please don't cry. I'm right here. I'll save you! Stay away from my girl!... WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!?"

Iago's Dream

  • Iago: Well, you'd better prepare yourself for the glory stomping of your life! (Chernabog himself appeared in war armor and chuckles wildly, getting multiple weapons armed and ready)... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Thundera: "IAGO, NO!?"
  • Cynder: "LOOK HOW BRAVE IAGO IS STANDING UP TO, THE CHERNIBOG, LIKE THIS!?"
  • Lord Shen: "If only I wasn't such a worthless cowerd!?"
  • Iago: (He beat up Chernabog like a superhero and bashed him across the valley Dragon Ball Z style) KA... ME... HA... ME... HAAAAAAA!! (He blasted a massive laser which Chernabog shields himself from with his durable wings, and then fires right back, but Iago dodges)... KISS MY ASS, BITCH, I'MA KILL YOUR ASS BACK TO BALD MOUNTAIN!! (Chernabog growled angrily and summoned several Darkspawn warriors at him, yet he was able to unleash a powerful shockwave which cleared all the Darkspawn warriors away)... (Iago darted straight into him, and blasted another laser, which Chernabog brushed off, and he summoned powerful lightning which he was able to evade, and he was able to punch Chernabog right in the face, grab onto his tail, and spin him around) You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round! (He let go and threw him straight back into Bald Mountain, sealing him back up)
  • Cynder:... HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!
  • Spyro: Iago! You taught that week-kneed coward the meaning of bravery!
  • Girl Sora: IAGO, YOU'VE BEEN ELECTED GOVERNOR!!
  • Iago: Thank you all very much! Now, for my own personal reward... (Spins Thundera off her feet, and the two kiss)

Reality

  • Iago: (In reality, he was kissing Icky on the lips, and he woke up to see it)... (The two panicked and spitted)
  • Iago/Icky:... EWWWWW!!!
  • ???: Oh, good, you two are up. (A doctor appeared) Can you hear and see?
  • Icky: Yeah.
  • Doctor: Good. That flash-bang grenade really impaired it for a while.
  • Icky: THAT'S what flash-bang grenades do? I thought they just made you dizzy.
  • Doctor: No, it actually makes a loud noise and bright flash that temporarily distills your vision and hearing. You guys were too slow to avoid it's impact.
  • Icky:... HA-HA! You were too slow to avoid it's impact!
  • Iago: SO WERE YOU, D***-FACE!
  • Doctor: Ahem, Commander Huctins specifically advised you to avoid arguing following your stay. We're having your teleportation device analyzed, but our calculations show that repairing it will take... Say... 5 days.
  • Icky: FIVE DAYS?!? ARE YOU F****** SERIOUS?!?
  • Doctor: As serious as a heart attack. And expect to almost get that in a world like this.
  • Iago:... (Sighs) Yeah, I've been meaning to ask the history about this place.
  • Doctor: I'm afraid only Major General Stone is allowed to give any information on that. It's classified for followers to know.
  • Icky:... Okay, then, where is this 'Major General Stone'?
  • Doctor: Commander Huctins and the others will be here shortly to escort you to him. I can tell you two have been through a lot given the arguments the soldiers saw you in.
  • Iago: Yeah, we're stranded on a planet in eternal war, and it's all this dumb blue bird's fault for getting the idea to abuse that damn device.
  • Icky: Can we PLEASE give it a REST ALREADY?!
  • Doctor: I said no arguing, please!... Now, then, where exactly are you two from?
  • Icky: We're members of the Shell Lodge Squad, coming from the Dragon Realms.
  • Doctor:... So... You might not exactly need the teleportation device, then. We can contact the Shell Lodge Squad and have them pick you up.
  • Icky/Iago: NOOOOOOO!!!
  • Doctor:... Why not? Is it because of what you were arguing about? You need to admit your mistake, you know. Besides, fixing the device will not be a quick process, and this world is not a safe one to be on. There's nothing but war and death here. The Lodgers coming to pick you up will be a quicker way to get back home.
  • Iago:... But... What about the device? Our general, Lord Shen, has serious anger issues, and his punishments are beyond cruel and unusual! One time, when Icky and I did an April Fools prank on him by putting his robe in the washer with a red sock, he threw us out the glass window clear into some mud. We were both wounded and dirty, and Shen has up until now left a chaotically-filthy toilet for us to clean. If he finds out it got destroyed, he'll give us 50 new ugly toilets, or worse.
  • Doctor: I'm sorry to say, but I'm afraid that's your problem. Plus, they're sure to have already known by now.
  • Iago:... (Sighs) Well, Ickster, looks like we'll have to wing it.... You can still fix the device, right?
  • Doctor: Like I said, it'll be fixed in about 5 days.
  • Icky: Okay, glad to know that Shen is going to take it a little bit easy on us knowing that not only did we stop several evil plots and get some information they might wanna know, but their teleportation device will be fixed in no time flat.
  • Iago: But, you do realize he's still going to be pissed that we broke it to begin with.
  • Icky: Uh, WE didn't break it, ARCHITECT broke it.
  • Iago: Well we CAUSED it to happen.
  • Icky:... (Shrugs) God, kill me now!
  • Milo Look-Alike (Comm. Huctins): (He appears with the others) Are the patients okay, Dr. Griggs?
  • Doctor (Dr. Griggs): As they'll ever be, sir. They agreed that we contact their friends in the Shell Lodge Squad to pick them up, and we'll have their teleportation device fixed and returned to them in about 5 days.
  • Comm. Huctins: Excellent work, Doctor. You two, come with me. Major General Stone is ready to see you and talk to you. But I must warn you, he tends to be very rough with strangers.
  • Icky:... I don't like the sound of that. Are we talking 'boot camp drill sergeant yells in your face and cusses to Full Metal Jacket' levels of rough?
  • Huctins: "....... He's that on steriods."
  • Icky and Iago: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW CRAP!?"
  • Icky: "Well..... Can we at least get your names?"
  • Comm. Huctins: I am Commander Oscar Huctins. And these are Commodore Zolnerowich Weaselton (The Russian Hans look-alike), Commander Sen Zhung (The Chi-Fu look-alike), and Princess Romula Babba (Jasmine look-alike). We are all contributing members who helped found the Peacifiers for the soul purpose of bringing peace to a world that has little to none.
  • Jasmine look-alike (Romula): Indeed. This world has been at war ever since-
  • Comm. Huctins: Princess, remember, that information is on a need-to-know basis. We must let Major General Stone explain it to them.
  • Romula: Oh, that's right. Come with us, citizens.

MG Stone's Office

  • MG Stone: (He appears as a muscular and determined African-American human similar to Dr. Sweet from Disney Atlantis was seen laying in his chair)
  • Iago: "...... (Quietly) Here comes the screams."
  • MG Stone:... (Cracks knuckles and does very bizarre bone cracks, which freaks out the two)... Alright... Let's get down to business. You two maggots are lost on this planet since your device was destroyed, huh?
  • Icky:... Yes, sir?
  • MG Stone:... Well, it is understandable. We have had lost souls that have arrived on this planet before. That's one of the reasons we founded the Peacifiers. If any of the 4 nations here had gotten their hands on you, they'd only want you to fight in their wars. Those little warmongering jaybirds think they can brainwash innocent civilians to fight against their will? THEY CAN JUST GO F*** THEMSELVES IF THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK!! NOBODY DOES THAT BULLS*** ON MY WATCH!!
  • Iago:... So... You're going to help us get back home?
  • MG Stone: Affirmative. It's what we do.
  • Icky: Oh, WHEW! Thank God, I thought you were going to be rough on us like Huctins said.
  • MG Stone: DID HE REALLY SAY THAT?!? What does he think I am, that drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket?
  • Iago: Yep. Said you were that on steroids.
  • Comm. Huctins: (With clenched teeth) Guys, not helping!
  • MG Stone:... Well, if you think I'm like that, Commander, THEN YOU CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATE ME!! GIVE ME OVER 450 PUSH-UPS AS SOON AS THIS MEETING IS OVER, YOU MAGGOT-SUCKING DOUCHE NOZZLE!!
  • Comm. Huctins: SIR, YES, SIR!!
  • Iago:... You sure sound like it, sir.
  • MG Stone: YOU WANNA JOIN HIM THEN, CRACKER-SUCKER?!?
  • Iago: (Got an angry expression)
  • Icky: Uh, sir, he's not the kind of bird to say 'cracker' to. He hates them with a burning passion.
  • MG Stone: HAH! You kidding? I BET THIS LITTLE SQWAKER COULDN'T EVEN TAKE DOWN THE GREAT DARKSPAWN LORD CHERNABOG WITH ONE WING TIED BEHIND HIS BACK!!
  • Iago: (With demonic-like voice) I'LL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD, AND S*** DOWN YOUR NECK, GENERAL SMARTASS!!! (Tries to attack, but Stone grabbed him by the neck) AAHHHKKKK!!!
  • MG Stone:... Is that supposed to scare me? I'VE SEEN WAR FACES MORE SCARIER THAN YOU, SMALL FRY!! (Throws him to the ground) NOW KNOW THIS, BIRD-BRAINS! I do not tolerate smartass comedians within my turf! The only comedy I like is to watch my enemies cry like babies, AND WATCH THE BULLET-DRIVEN ASSWIPES PLOP TO THE GROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL!! So while you're around me, YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, AND REFER TO ME AS SIR!!
  • Icky: We WERE referring to you as 'sir'!
  • MG Stone: SHUT UP, MAGGOT PIE!! (Punches him in the chest)... Now to get to the business at hand.
  • Icky: "Ow! Ok, we're kinda curious on what the f*** is wrong with the people of this place. Why are these people even wasting their time with war?"
  • MG Stone: "Clearly, you don't know Warface's unfortunate history all THAT well. Not surprising. A lot of "visitors" tend to think that way."
  • Icky:... Go on.

Flashback

  • (MG Stone): Warface was one of the many worlds that were founded during the UUniversal Crusades that reintroduced the inhabitants of each universe to each other after countless years of separation. Each of it's 4 prime continents were founded by 4 explorers. The New United States of America was founded by Madame President Siana Artemis...
  • (Icky): (Whispering to himself) Tiana.
  • (MG Stone): The Reborn Russia was founded by Czar Juke Weaselton...
  • (Icky): (Whispering again) The Duke of Weselton.
  • (MG Stone): The Second Middle Eastern Nation being founded by Sultan Babba...
  • (Icky): (Whispering) The Sultan of Agrabah.
  • (MG Stone): Okay, hold on...

The Flashback ended

  • MG Stone: What the f*** are you doing?
  • Icky: Oh, it's just a new hobby of mine. I hear so many similar names to existing cartoon characters, I immediately whisper what they're obviously ripping off to myself.
  • MG Stone:... (He punches him in the chest) YOU WILL KEEP YOUR BEAK SHUT FOLLOWING THIS FLASHBACK, YOU CHATTERBOX!! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!?
  • Icky: YES, SIR!!!
  • MG Stone: Good. Now then...

Flashback resumes

  • (MG Stone):... And the New Age China being founded by Emperor Chao Mung.
  • (Icky thinks): "Oh so OBVIOUSLY the emperor of china from Mulan."
  • (MG Stone): The world was peaceful and prosperous for a whole year. But there was one person who didn't like the way things were. And that person was Madame President Siana's vice-president Fatilier.
  • (Icky): ("Oh dear god, Doctor Facilier. This world is brewing with ripoffs.")
  • (MG Stone): Fatilier wasn't very appreciative because apparently, the NUSA was originally going to make this their own colony until the other three colonies came. Fatilier wasn't very accepting of having to share the world to three other colonies because he was hoping that this world would be one where he could one day craft into his own community. He lost an election in the world he was from to Siana, and he had hoped that this world was his one chance to reestablish a vendetta to get a place to rule. But three other colonies seemed to threaten his chance. So, gathering up corrupt generals across the planet, he manipulated each of the four colonies into wanting to expand their governments. And before we knew it, so began the Colonial War, the first war that earned this world it's name.
  • (Iago): All this war started... Because a candidate was a sore loser? WHY THE HELL WASN'T HE AND HIS FOLLOWERS PUNISHED?!?
  • (MG Stone): They never knew. And they refused to believe those who tried to warn them. And so, for the next few years, we've been in up to 59 wars.
  • (Icky/Iago); FIFTY-F******-NINE?!?
  • (MG Stone): FIFTY-F******-NINE!!! One of them relying on a freaking Nerf War.
  • (Icky):... Seriously? You guys even competed with the use of Nerf dart guns?
  • (MG Stone): Affirmative. It was called the Game War. As you can tell, blaster toys such as Nerf are best-selling here. We even had a city named after it called New Nerf City.
  • (Iago): I guess that is understandable. Being exposed to a world of war gives you the craving to play soldier.
  • (MG Stone): Anyway, the Colonial War ended with us making the four continents each of our territories. The only continent we share is the Antarctic continent, Antarccia. But Fatilier had still hoped that this war would eventually resolve itself, and force the four nations to merge into a totalitarian government for him to rule. Each territory is watched over by his best elites, the NUSA General Runcliffe...
  • (Icky): ("Governor Ratcliffe.")
  • (MG Stone): The RR General Dorke...
  • (Icky): ("Captain Rourke.")
  • (MG Stone): The NAC General Quan-Vu...
  • (Icky): ("Shan Yu.")
  • (MG Stone): And the SMEN Archduke Mafar.
  • (Icky): ("Oy, Jafar!")
  • (MG Stone): These four are known to be the most dangerous for us to come across since they have the greatest experience that Fatilier can provide. Their forces are extremely diligent, no idiots or people with disabilities are allowed, and they do their best to take care of every detail. War has been so common on a daily basis, civilians were allowed to arm themselves or learn self-defense moves, underground sanctuaries were made since the firefights seemed to damage the environment, and cities were either destroyed or merged. Budget depended entirely on war funds, and over 4,000 people die a year and 15,000 babies are born a year often as the result of the losses. And to make matters worse, big business and war propaganda is running like clockwork here. Everyone takes their own part in providing for the war effort in order to keep themselves and their families as alive as they can.

Present

  • MG Stone: And that's where we Peacifiers came in. We exist to try and get peace back to this world, or at the very least make sure there are less casualties and give the citizens hope. Yes, it may sound strenuous, but on Warface, our top instinct is to survive and live as often as you can. We do this for as long as we can, even if this could remain a world of war forever.
  • Icky: Oh, relax. I'm sure the High Council can play their part in providing for this planet, and do what they can to make sure this war can end.
  • MG Stone: Even if they are capable of doing that, it could take decades or longer to bring complete peace to this world. The wars here generated years of people angry at the recklessness and carelessness of our goverments. From rebelions, fanactics, extremists, even terrorists, were made cause of the goverments mistake. People like them are the reason the Peacefivers exist, and are the reason why Warface is considered to be a world on life support! This world has been at war for so long, trying to purge it will be a slow process.
  • Icky: "Well given the fucking place is called "Warface", it's no freaking surprise that's the case. But we should at least get rid of the warmongering parasites making the mess worse! It would not sit well with us to leave this place to be further ruin by those five assholes!?"
  • MG Stone: "I admire your bravery, but those men don't tend to appresiate outsiders interfearing with Warface affers, ESPEICALLY against THEM!"
  • Iago: ".... Look, as much as I AM STILL mad at him for dragging my tail feathers into danger, I have to agree with him here. You know that the High Council keeps tabs on this place, right?"
  • MG Stone: "Affirmative."
  • Iago: "Well that's because THEY KNOW some seriously bad shit is going down. They know when otherwise good leaders are being played for saps by legit con-men doing a good job to say otherwise."
  • Icky: "Not to mention that it's also because creeps like the Mafia Allience secretly aim to profit from this dishastor planet by turning your wars into the criminal underworld equivilent of gambling! Hell, there's rumors going around that the Mafia Allience is trying to sell hyperly dangerious Grox weapons to the place and have them sold to whoever affords it the most!?"
  • MG Stone: "Oh, trust me, they're not rumors anymore. I was able to stop that shipment myself and sank that ship into the sea. It's very unlikely those Grox weapons survived."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but as long as Fat Lier and his rip-off buddies continue play war games with people's lives, the Mafia Allience will just send more weapons, and eventally, even you can't stop at least one shipment making it to whoever buys it!? And once that happens.... Well, the Grox are a feared race for a reason. And we all know why."
  • MG Stone: "..... Your damn right this needs to stop?! And you know what?! I am sick, of those mother-fucking snakes, messing up this once beautiful mother-fucking planet!?"
  • Icky: "Oh, good snakes on a plane reference!"
  • MG Stone: "And once your friends arrive, we're gonna knock those basturds-"
  • An exploudsion was heard!?
  • Iago: "...... We're gonna be in serious shit, are we?"
  • MG Stone: ".... Something tells me we don't have to go too far."

The main hall of the base.

  • Unifived Dark Soldiers were at a big gun-battle with Peaceifiver Soldiers!
  • MG Stone, the main Peaceifiver Members, and Icky and Iago arrived!
  • MG Stone: "Oh great!? Fatilier's private army is here?!"
  • Before the group can join, Spider--like robots appeared from nowhere and pinned all the Peaceifivers down, even the main group, Icky and Iago, and eventally MG Stone after he tried to fight it off!
  • ???: "(Wicked Laughter)."
  • The Group were brought before all too familier figures.
  • ???: "I'm afraid there's gonna be no more attempts to stop Warface from being what it is anymore."
  • Music started to play.
  • Icky: "Oh hell no, please don't tell me these guys are gonna-
  • The figures reveiled themselves as the song began.

Fatilier and his friends sang this.

Sam & Max - War Song

Sam & Max - War Song

  • Iago: "..... Well."
  • Icky: "Let's NOT do that again."
  • Vice-President Fatilier: "So, the Peaceifivers managed to get those damn High Council fools against us.... (Looks to see Iago and Icky).... Though I'd figured they would've sent more then just them."
  • Icky: "Funny story, actselly, you see, this all happened on a freak accsident."

A long story later.

  • Icky: "Then that basturd Architect sent us here meaning to have us killed in this crazy world!"
  • General Runcliff: "..... Wow. You two certainly been around."
  • General Dorke: "Da. Most certainly."
  • General Quan-Vu: "Well, in that case, if this "Architect" wants you two dead..... Then who are we to disappoint?"
  • Arch-Duke Mafar: "Afterall. No doubt these Peaceifiver scum have managed to coherse you against us and our way of life. Warface NEEDS us and it needs WAR to deside who gets to be the sole owner of the planet!"
  • Icky: "You lying sack of shits?! This planet CLEARLY had just about enough to keep all nations happy till ya loused it up!? You all are making your bosses do horrorable mistakes in return for profit and power?!"
  • Fatilier: "Well, maybe if I WAS THE ONE ELECTED PRESIDENT, we wouldn't done be in this mess, now would we?"
  • Iago: "Your the worse of them all doing it over not getting to be the head hancho?! Thanks to you being a sore loser, this planet would take ages to recover from the damages of war!?"
  • Mafar: "No one said any worthwhile goal is without sacrivice!"
  • Runcliff: "Besides. This planet holds a secret to quickly return it's evioment as if war never happened. Deep hidden in the artic circle, lies a lake of great beauty that when activated, can restore everything nature on places not currently inhabited by sentience. Whoever becomes dominate ruler, gets to know about the lake AND gets to make this world beautiful again."
  • Icky: "THEN WHY IS WARFACE STILL A MESS?!"
  • General Dorke: "Because, eh.... Comrades Mafia Allience.... They offer us better deal. We make leaders of the nations, destroy eachother or get them usurped by the enraged people through getting them actcess to powerful and dangerious weapons. That Grox Weapony shipment should've been able to make Juke Weaseltown be able to make an irresverseable mistake that should've gotten him fired?!"
  • Zol: "It's WEASELTON, NOT WEASELTOWN?!"
  • Icky: "Oh, so it turns from a mere case of Fat Lier not being happy with the people's choice to STRAIGHT-UP USURP ATTEMPTS BY MAKING THE RIGHTFUL LEADERS LOOK LIKE IDIOTS OR MONSTERS, OR JUST HAVE THEM KILLED?! I, seen some PRETTY screwed up people in my life, but YOU FIVE ASSHOLES!? YOU 5 ARE THE 9-TIME WINNING CHAMPIONS OF THE ASSHOLE CONTEST!?"
  • Iago: "You all make me SICK!? EVEN JAFAR WOULD THINK YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL!?"
  • Quan-Vu: "Go ahead and think what you want of us!? Cause here's the beauty of history! Whoever is the winner, gets to write it. And we will get to write whatever we want about what happened. And soon, history will remember our foolish masters as a gang of fools who ruined a once beautiful world over idealogical conflicts!?"
  • Icky: "BECAUSE YOU TOLD THEM TO, ASSHOLES?!"
  • Mafar: "Ahh, but we can say we'll "redeem" our mistakes by leading the eventual revolts against our nations' leaders, depending on if they still live and all. That way, I'LL become sultan, not that atilbaited twat Babba?!"
  • Quan-Vu: "AND IT'LL BE ME WHO BECOMES EMPEROR, NOT CHAO!?"
  • Dorke: "And I become rightful Czar and be free from the stupidity and moronic behavior of that worthless fool Juke WEASELTOWN!?"
  • Zol: "WEASELTON!?"
  • Fatilier: "And I, get to be president, while Runcliff gets to be my right-hand man. We will win in the end and take Warface in the direction WE WANTED IT TO GO?!"
  • Icky and Iago started to laugh?!
  • Icky: "Dude, you and your friends just broke one of the most impourent rules of TvTropes evil overlord list: Never go james bond villain on the people likely to reck your shit?!"
  • Fatilier: "Oh, I am not worried about you slimeballs knowing. Know why? (Brings out a scary looking pistal gun) Cause none of ya'll are making it out alive. As Vice-President of the New United Staes, I hereby excutitively ordered you all to be sentenced.... (Aims the gun at MG Stone).... To death."
  • MG Stone: "Only the REAL PRESIDENT CAN MAKE THAT CALL?!"
  • Fatilier: "Well it's a DAMN good thing that'll be true soon enough anyway! Any final words, Stoney?"
  • MG Stone: "..... Yeah...... I never voted for you. Not even as Vice-President."
  • Fatilier scrowled at that and chocked the gun.
  • Fatilier: "..... Big mistake, Stone."
  • Fatilier was about to pull the trigger when suddenly, a ninja star flew past fast against the group and sliced Fatilier's hand, droping his gun!?
  • Fatilier: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • ???: "TASTELESS SWINES!?"
  • Fatilier and his friends looked surprised to see Lord Shen coming in.
  • Lord Shen: "...... You, would kill these good people, for standing up what is right? Aniamls like you make me vomet, thinking that somewhere very unfortunate parents made the mistake of ever bringing you lot into existence?! I, would not blame them for DISOWNING YOU PIGS?!"
  • Fatilier: ".... How, dare you, Peacock!?"
  • Mafar: "Men?! Punish the interfearing infidel!?"
  • The Darker Soldiers attempted to do such, but suddenly, Americanised Soldiers appeared and shot-down one platoon of the Darker solders, while a russian varient charged in and took down another, while some chinised soldiers came and tossed zappers that deactivated the machines holding down the main-group, then arabian troops charged in and joined in the combat against the dark soldiers?!
  • Quan-Vu: "NO?! HOW CAN THIS BE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Let's just say.... I haven't been 100% honest with Icky and Iago..... I meant for them to be stupid with my device as a means to test it out."
  • Icky and Iago: "SERIOUSLY SHEN!?"

Flashback.

  • (Lord Shen): "I was mesmerised by the upgraded beacon. I wanted to see if it would work as well as I hoped. That night of your childist burping contest, I was wondering to myself.... Who can I get to test it out? Then, through inspiration I got thanks to..... Icky..... I had found my ginni-pigs. You two "messing" with the Beacon was a part-two of my punishment, and a secret one at that. Not even Kairi knew about it. What better way to make you twits take better consideration for respondsability then to be placed in a position where you end up helping in situations that either don't usually require our assistence or were not in our knowledge, and you helped me bring to light many things we didn't know were still issues.... However, you were not suppose to appear in The Leage HQ nor Skullian Prime, as the Soothsayer warned me that the Architect sensed multiable teleportation disturbences and began malmitulating the Beacon to eventally bring you fools here and prevent the device from helping you out as easily.... I made the mistake of not believing her, but when it was discovered that it did happened, I felt like a damn fool playing with your lives like that. Beseaged by guilt, I was forced to admit my intentions to the Lougers.... They natrolly gave me complaints for this."

Reality.

  • Lord Shen: "Icky, Iago, please know that I never, EVER, meant to put your lives in real danger. Had I known the Architect would even CARE about you idiots appearing in random worlds, I would've never done it. You were originally meant to return to the Dragon Realms in the Dragon Guardian Temple after the millionth teleportation, but then the Architect malmitulated it to have you 2 ended up on the Leage's fortress instead, then you were taken to Skullian Prime and.... Now here we all are..... I, I will not blame you two for hating me for this. What I did, makes me no less different then the barbarians causing Warface to suffer for their own selfish gains!? I, do not, deserve forgiveness.... I even destroyed your bond with Iago as a result.... I won't blame you if you'll forever hate me for this....."
  • Silence.
  • Icky: "...... Shen..... As much as I would say that, IT WAS THE DICKIST MOVE TO EVER BEEN PULLED BY ANYONE...... Your NOTHING, at all like Fat Lier and his cronies!? For all it's worth.... This was WAY more exciting then quelling another 99% uprising against Scrooge McDuck. Not only that, but it helped us exposed more problems then we realise. Algor, has a serious problem with his adopted gazelle daughter I think Soothsayer needs to meet, Camelot, has a BARBARIAN problem, The Mafia Allience is making outlaws in Pastoon more orginaised, Atlantis is having a problem with Rourke's dickcheese brother, Neverland has a new Captain Hook, Phineas Sharp almost avenged Fagin in his humiliation in Mammoth studios, oh, speaking of Fagin, we need to make sure he doesn't turn a bunch of troubled hyenas into a new army for Scar, of which by the way, The Pride Lands STILL suffers from nasty hyena discrimination that Shenzi, SO NEEDS TO DAMN fix!? Oh, on top of that, Jerky's not in the Great Valley anymore and is with Eagle-Beak, and ORIGINALLY has taken Wonderland away from Cynder with help from the assumingly deceased Queen and King of Diamonds!? They might somehow be restored back to life so I recimend you get Cynder to stop those buttholes ASAP!? Also, Po's dad was being picked on by a crazy snake named Sun Ying Moon who has SERIOUS resentment over snake discrimination being allowed to happen and is asentually Fu-Xi 2.0.1.2.5X!? Viper, might wanna be able to find that wacko's family so we don't have to repeatingly deal with this nut?! And did I mentioned that we REALLY neglected alot of our non-Equestian/Superior friends ALOT?! We didn't get to see ALOT OF THEM go through their own life adventures!? So, do I think it was a dick move? YEAH?! But it lead to an awesome adventure and gave us the chance to realise that some worlds need more help then we thought! ESPEICALLY, starting with Warface! So.... No hard feelings Shenny boy."
  • Iago: "And Icky?.... I'm sorry for being mad. Your right. I should've done, A WAY BETTER JOB KEEPING YOU FROM BEING STUPID!? For now own, I will 101% keep you from being stupid ever again."
  • Icky: "Ok, see, I told you those insults were pointless. You forgave me anyway."
  • Runcliff: "HEY?! HOW COME WHEN THE PEACOCK DOES IT, ALL HE GETS IS A HEARTFELT SPEECH?!"
  • Iago: "Because at least, UNLIKE YOU DIPSHITS, the peacock did it to use something to actselly HELP people?!"
  • Icky: "You buttholes, did what you did to help yourselves!? AND, thanks to your james bond villain confessions, YOU GUYS ARE CONSIDERED TRAITORS TO YOUR NATIONS!?"
  • Fatilier: "YOU THINK THE MADAM PRESIDENT AND THOSE OTHER GUYS WOULD EVER BELIEVE YOU GUYS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Explain these soldiers, my good men. I modifived the Spybug to be able to teleport and automaticly follow the Beacon to where ever it and these birdbrains go! I also made it teleport as much as it does when activated. And it recorded you basturds admiting everything like a pack of, as Icky said, "James Bond Villains", and now, it has exposed everything to us, and has made sure your leaders saw it, even as we speak! And believe me.... They are NOT happy with the deception?!"
  • Quan-Vu: "No......... (GROWLS AND ROARS?!)!? (Angerly looks at Fatilier).... You?! (Pulls out his sword) YOU RUINED OUR VICTORY?!"
  • Mafar: "Now, Quan, calm down, we all caused our glorious plan to shatter! None of us know what was going on!?"
  • Fatilier: "Quanny, please! I'll, I'll make it up to you for this?! I can still malmitulate the Madam President to forgive us and forget everything that happen!?"
  • Quan-Vu: "ARE YOU JOKING!? She'll never trust you after this.... NO ONE WILL TRUST US!? YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LIVES, SOLDIER AND CIVILIAN, WE SACRIVICED FOR OUR GOALS!? OUR LEADERS, WILL HAVE US EXICUTED!?"
  • Fatilier: "Now, Quanny, even the Czar's more merciful then that!? The worse that'll happen, is life imprisonment!? We'll find another way to malmitulate those fools one day and-"
  • Quan-Vu: "I WILL NOT TAKE THAT CHANCE?! MY EMPEROR WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME?! YOUR PRESIDENT WILL CERTAINLY NEVER BE SO MERCIFUL!?..... And neither will I."
  • Quan-Vu aimed to kill Fatilier till Shen intervined and entered a sword fight!
  • Lord Shen: "DO NOT MAKE YOURSELF THE WORSE OF 5 EVILS, MAN?! THAT'LL GARRINTE A DEATH FOR YOU!?"
  • Quan-Vu: "SO BE IT?!"
  • Lord Shen and Quan-Vu began to fight!?
  • Dorke: "..... Fatilier, I think we need to escape."
  • The remaining 4 began to make a run for it!
  • Lord Shen: "SHELL LOUGE SQUAD, DO NOT LET FATILIER AND HIS REMAINING FOLLOWERS ESCAPE?!"
  • MG Stone: We'll help, too! Fatilier is Warface's jurisdiction after all. ALL PEACIFIER UNITS, ASSEMBLE AND APPREHEND THE TARGETS BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (Multiple troops advanced armed with maximum combat gear as they prepared for battle)
  • Black Soldier Commander: ALL UNITS, DO NOT LET THE PEACIFIERS WIN!! KILL ANY WHO TRY TO STOP THEM!! GRENADIERS, SUICIDE SQUADS, SNIPERS, EVERYBODY! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! (As the troops got ready, this music played)
JAG Intro

JAG Intro

Climax Theme (Ah, nostalgia. What better way to set up a climax than to use music I heard as a child multiple times?)

  • Icky: Why is the JAG theme song playing?
  • Iago: WHO CARES?!? LET'S GET THAT MOFO!! (The Lodgers and the main Peacifiers ran after them, and every attempt to thwart them was thwarted by the Peacifier forces as the music played on)
  • Fatilier: GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!
  • Dorke: I-
  • Fatilier: IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, THEN I WILL SHOVE MY RIFLE UP YOUR BUTT AND FIRE UNTIL IT GOES CLICK! NOW COME ON!!! (They were heading for a helicopter which was awaiting their return. They got to the helicopter which started to take off, and they fired at them to stop any flying Lodgers from attacking) SO LONG, SHELL LODGERS!! (Cackles) FIRE ROCKETS AT THEM!! (The pilot did that a homing rockets were fired at them)
  • Skipper: MISSILES, INCOMING!!! (They ducked as the rockets exploded as the music ended)
  • Fatilier: (They flew off)
  • Boss Wolf: HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!
  • Sam: Oh, I don't think so! (Presses a button)
  • ???: OVER HERE, MISFITS! OVER HERE, MISFITS! (The Shell Lodge Van appeared out of nowhere and landed)
  • Sandy: You'd better let me drive again. I'm gonna fly this better than any fighter jet can possibly do it. (They all got inside, and took off in the van)
  • Lord Shen was still fighting against Quan-Vu!
  • Quan-Vu: "I'LL NEVER LET YOU GET AWAY DESTROYING MY CAREER!?"
  • Lord Shen: "You and your obviously former friends destroyed your own legacies. All I did was proved it's legitimentcy."
  • The fight continued.
  • Back to the Helicopter.
  • Fatilier: "Gentlemen, we're gonna have to go underground as a result. It's a safe bet our careers are toast. But at least we can still enjoy the sweet taste of-"
  • Fatilier saw that the van was coming!
  • Fatilier: "AHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Mafar: "You spoke too soon, you american fool."
  • Fatilier: "DON'T THOSE BASTURDS KNOW THAT THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO DIE!?"
  • Pilot: "Well, then your not gonna like the fact that this helicoptor doesn't have anymore rockets. You used up it's last reshorces."
  • Runcliff: "Oh good show, Fatilier, GOOD SHOW IN FUCKING DEED?!"
  • Fatilier: "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!? PILOT, GET US OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Pilot: "I'll see what I can do sir?!"
  • The Pilot tried to make the helcopter escape faster, but suddenly, white Helicopters joined in!
  • Dorke: "PEACEIFIVER COPTERS?!"
  • The Villains' Copter tried to evade both of them!
  • MG Stone: "YOUR WASTING YOUR DAMN TIME, FATI?! YOU MAY AS WELL QUIT?! OR LESS WE'RE BRING THAT COPTER DOWN!?"
  • Fatilier: Well, pilot...we'll have to abandon ship!
  • Pilot: It was nice serving you, sirs. (They all grabbed parachutes and jumped as the helicopter was destroyed, as well as the pilot)
  • Sandy:...Wow...that pilot just stood there and took it.
  • Skipper: Probably a war sacrifice. Something even Manfredi and Johnson believed was an excellent honor in the field of battle.
  • Private: I feel like that's a pretty extreme a- (Sandy flew the van down towards the escaping targets)...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Sandy: YOU 8-BALLS AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE!! (They all fired their assault rifles at the van, getting bullet holes in them)
  • Pleakly: (As the bullets went past him) YAAAAAAAAHH!!
  • Skipper: CRAP-CAKES! Looks like travelling back to the Dragon Realms with this van will be impossible with these holes.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) That's what-
  • Skipper: (Dubbed as Brian Griffin) You say 'That's what she said' one more time, I'm gonna pop you.
  • Fatilier: KEEP FIRING UNTIL WE GET TOO CLOSE TO THE GROUND!! (They continued firing, but then Sandy activated the lasso cannons from Mayhem's Wrath, and they launched straight towards them until they opened their parachutes, blocking out the lassoes)
  • Sandy: DAGNABBIT!!!
  • Icky: FRY THEIR PARACHUTES WITH THE LASERS!!
  • Iago: YOU INSANE, WE'LL KILL THEM!!
  • Icky: We fry them, THEN we use the lassoes again.
  • Iago: Oh. Well in that case, fry away!
  • Squidward: Too late. (They all got into the forest canopy, and disappeared from their chutes)
  • Sandy: DOUBLE DAGNABBIT!!!
  • Icky: FRY THE FOREST TO FIND THEM!!
  • Iago: Okay, NOW you're just being ridiculous!
  • Icky: Why? This whole planet's environment's going in the crapper anyway, and they have a magic lake to restore it all.
  • Iago:...Well in that case, fry away again!
  • The Van sets the forest a blaze!
  • This forced the cowerdly retreaters to escape out of it and jump right into a lake!
  • Boats began to surround the 4!
  • One boat held the Madam President, another held Czar Weaselton, another held Emperor Chao, and the last one held Sultan Babba.
  • Fatilier: "...... Oh, no."

Back to Shen and Quan-Vu.

  • The entire Peaceifiver base was destroyed by the battle between the peaceifiver soldiers, the dark soldiers and the reinforcement soldiers as Shen and Quan-Vu still battled!?
  • Lord Shen: "Do yourself a faver and surrender! Your former accomplises are likely captured at this point!?"
  • Quan-Vu: "THEIR FATE WILL NOT BE MINE!? I, RATHER, DIE!?"
  • Lord Shen: "You are dangeriously asking someone who is not afraid to take a life to protect the innocent!?"
  • Eventally, the battle between Shen and Quan lead to the same helipad the copter originally escaped from as they get closed to the edge.
  • Quan-Vu has seemingly over-wealmed Shen!
  • Quan-Vu: "Only one, shall survive this fight?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed."
  • Lord Shen jabbed his bladed foot straight into Quan-Vu's gut!
  • Quan-Vu: "GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • Quan-Vu dropped his blade as he was slowly dying.
  • Lord Shen spinned around and tossed Quan-Vu straighted into the edge and into the burning forest!
  • Lord Shen: "..... May you be judged, in the afterlife."
  • Dark Soldier #1: FREEZE! (They surrounded him and held him at gunpoint) You are surrounded, there is no way out!
  • Lord Shen:...Yes...yes, there is! (He jumps off the ledge and glides off screeching and started dodging the gunfire, though could barely avoid the sniper fire from vast distances) WHAT THE DEVIL?!? (He barely avoided another stray sniper bullet, and then decided to retreat into the burning forest)
  • Dark Soldier #1: (On communication device) Target is in the burning forest. He should be dead by now- (Suddenly, Shen dramaticly resurfaced and grabbed the talking soldier as he man screamed?!) I TAKE IT BACK?! I TAKE IT- (The man gets tossed into the flaming forest!?) AGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Disappears in the forest).....
  • Lord Shen landed where the fallen soldier was, and dramaticly stared back at the quickly cowerding forces!
  • Dark Soldier 2: "....... I AIN'T FUCKING WITH THAT PEACOCK?!"
  • The cowerds began to retreat!?
  • Lord Shen:.... I'm starting to think their confindence was exaggerated... Or many they forgotten what a real challnage was like. Now to regroup with the others- (Suddenly, helicopter chopping was heard as several helicopter gunships with minigun cannons and several fleet troops on them were seen)
  • Dark Pilot: SURRENDER NOW, OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!!
  • Lord Shen:... (Chuckles)... Go ahead and attempt it, basturds?! (They fire, and Shen ends up dodging the gunfire though flips and he leaps into the air, and actually gets on one of the helicopter gunships, and throws the people inside out, including the pilot, and actually starts to pilot it himself)... HAH!
  • Pilot #1: (On intercom) You're crazy! What could you possibly know about piloting a Mil Mi-24 helicopter gunship?!?
  • Lord Shen: (On intercom) You think a flying van/spaceship is entirely different from a cheap military vehicle? Prepare to have your minds literally BLOWN! (He activates the minigun cannons on the helicopter gunship, and starts taking down two of the other helicopter gunships)... I LOVE MY JOB!!!
  • Pilot #2: RETREAT!! RETREAT!!! (The last remaining helicopter gunship took off)
  • Lord Shen: THAT'S RIGHT, FLY AWAY!!! I'M TOO BADASS FOR YOU, AND I WOULD'VE HAD YOUR ASSES IN ASHES AS QUICKLY AS I FIRED THESE GUNS!! I WOULD'VE KILLED YOU LIKE A SACK OF PUP... Oh, my, I do have problems, don't I? But man, was that stuff about them being a bunch of super-compident soldiers very exaggerated!
  • ???: (On radio) I'll say! (The Shell Lodger Van arrived)
  • (Icky): Shen... I have to say... THAT WAS THE MOST BADASS THING I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Alchourse. And let assure you. Quan-Vu is now as finished as his fallen legacy. Fatilier and the remaining three?"
  • MG Stone: "The real leaders of the nations are taking them from here. Now, let's clean up the remaining scum. Without Fatilier and co, it's obvious the confindence of these soldiers are dwindling. They're waking up that listening to them was a mistake."
  • The Van and the hi-jacked copter returned to the Peaceifiver base.

An epic battle later.

  • The remaining Dark Soldiers later surrendered and are escourted out.
  • Czar Juke: "...... Alien misfits, we cannot thank you enough freeing us from the wool that was pulled over our eyes. I owe you this Czar's enturnal blessings. (Bows and momentarly lost his wig).... D'oh, this stupid thing always flips like that."
  • Sultan Babba: "Well, I am glad to say that it brings an end to the wars against nations.... But.... I'm afraid Warface is still gonna be far from being untrue to it's namesake. Our mistakes have breed generations of renigades, rebels, fanactics, extremeists, terrorests, etc. They are far from likely to recede so easily, even dispite of us ridding ourselves of those traitors."
  • Emperor Chao: "And respectfully, it shall take time to heal the wounds of our mistakes and making sure all of our problems are corrected. And there are still wounds, even the magic lake cannot restore."
  • Madam President Siana: "We would like to throw you a celebration in your honor. Reguardless of your rescue being cause of a freak device testing gone wrong, it was an accsident that saved Warface from further ruin."
  • Czar Juke: "And we also owe the Peaceifivers, my own son espeically.... An apology for not listening. We've all agreed to make it up to them by delcaring them our offitcal peace keepers. It's obvious our current forces alone won't be able to properly maintain the generations of rebelers and fanactics we ended up creating thanks to our stupidity. And worry not about the lifes that had been taken from this very eventful battle. Their families will be made to understand that they either sacriviced themselves, or fallen victims to corruption and will be given conbinsations."
  • Spongebob: "Your thanks and newfound friendship with eachother is rewarding enough. We love to stay for the party, but we still have a few more loose-ends to tie up."
  • Emperor Chao: "Given your reputations, it's understandable. The celebration will be made to honor and commenderate you. Heroes of Warface, farewell."

Chapter 5: The Road Back to the Dragon Realms

Space.

  • The Van was already leaving Warface.
  • Cynder: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUEEN OF HEARTS HAD A SISTER THAT TRIED TO TAKE OVER WONDERLAND?! There's a possability she's being restored right now and is resuming her wickedness! I am going to correct that!?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Indeed Cynder, we must rescue Wonderland at our convinence!"
  • Shenzi sighed depressively.
  • Banzai: "... What's wrong Shenz?"
  • Shenzi: "..... I just can't believe hyena discrimination's still a problem, Banz..... I thought by betraying Scar and liberating everyone, it would cause openess and forgiveness...... But...... I was wrong. And now those outsider Hyenas are very close of being Fagin's new playthings."
  • Banzai: ".... Shenzi, we can go there and stop it. We, might not be able to change Janja's heart and mind, but we can at least keep Faggy boy from making him worse. And Me and Ed will help you make discrimination against us Hyenas, a true figment of the past once and for all."
  • Shenzi: "..... That's among the best things anyone has ever said to me, Banz."
  • Banzai and Shenzi hugged.
  • Po: "I can't believe I wasn't there to protect dad from Sun Moon.... I'm a failure as Dragon Warrior."
  • Viper: "... Po, your not, you just weren't there. And even then, Fu-Xi made sure Sun was stopped. Now, it's up to us to make sure Sun is kept from continuing his madness. We have to find his family."
  • Po: "..... Your right. We'll have to keep Sunny from continuing to be a problem."
  • Soothsayer: "I also need to make sure the same applies to Gazelleen as well. She'll end up returning to be a problem again if left uncheck, or worse, a faverite for someone worse to control."
  • Devon: "I can't believe Camelot is suffering from a Barbarian problem!"
  • Cornwall: "Don't worry Devon. Once we come in and meet those creep faces in the eye, they'll never even DREAM of coming back ever again!"
  • Devon: "I couldn't agree more."
  • Shifu: "We would also now have to moniter Pastoon, Atlantis, Neverland and Hollywood much more often now."
  • Spyro: "And we need to be more cautious of Eagle-Beak more then ever now. Espeically now that Jerky's shown to be involved now."
  • Merlin: "And I may very well started to become incrisingly cautious and concerned about the Architect more then ever now... Something about his motivations behind this mess doesn't sit well with me.... It just doesn't."
  • Gilda: "Hey, where's Icky and Iago?"
  • Thundera: "They went to console themselves privately. They went through a very dramatic exspearience. I think it's best to let them have their time alone."

Van's Cargo bay.

  • Icky and Iago both sat down and sighed.
  • Iago: Well, that was pretty crazy.
  • Icky: Tell me about it.... Look, Iago, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's not easy for me to say.
  • Iago: Oh, God, you're not gonna come out of the closet are you? Oh, why the f*** does everyone always do that to me?
  • Icky: I, I just wanted to thank you for accompanying and not taking it too far during this whole adventure.... I know it's all been a complete manure factory of randomness and danger.
  • Iago: Well, I guess it wasn't all that bad, anyway. I have to admit, there are some parts that were... Dare I say, fun.
  • Icky: Yeah. I mean, we got to stop a few minor plots from other bad guys, and let the Lodgers in on the worlds we rescued and haven't visited in years. And you know the feeling of danger giving you an adrenaline?
  • Iago: Oh, God, tell me about it, it's also as if we were making the same mistake Simba did as a cub in the Elephant Graveyard. But hey, at least we survived, that's for sure.
  • Icky: Yeah, nothing can stop us as long as we're together. (They began to sing this)
Brian and Stewie Road to Rhode Island

Brian and Stewie Road to Rhode Island

  • Squidward: (Appears, and the song ends as it does) Having a little musical number in here, you two?
  • Icky: Yeah. What a better way to end this crazy adventure than with MUSIC?!?
  • Squidward: Yeah, whatever. (The van blasted off)

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: (He and Iago sat in the couch playing Halo Wars) Ahh, good to be back in the comfy couch of our Temple.
  • Iago: Yeah! This time, I hope we have a long enough break to-
  • Lord Shen: GUYS! GET OVER HERE!! TWILIGHT IS CALLING!! IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH STARLIGHT!!
  • Icky: AW, FIND ME IN THE ALPS!!! (They shut down the console and ran off)

Epilogue

The Mafia Allience base.

  • Titan: "WELL I HOPE YOUR PROUD OF YOURSELF, ARCHY!? THANKS TO YOUR OVERCOMPIDENCE WITH WARFACE, I LOST SOME OF THE BEST CUSTAMERS OF WARFACE, POSSABILITY MY ONLY, AND DESTROYED ONE HELL OF A BUSINESS OPPERTUNITY FOR ME!? ON TOP OF THAT, YOU CAUSED SOME ALARM FOR THE MISFITS ON SKULLIAN PRIME AND WILL NOW LOOK FOR EVERY KNOOK AND CRANNY FOR YA?! Which is WHY I was still merciful enough to let you bunk with us for awhile until the heat dies down, capish? But this is also I can keep a better eye on you! You started to get reckless! You know I don't have the Nobody talisment anymore thanks to your drop-out student's science project!? Until our bond is fixed, you don't do ANYTHING, without my ok?! OK?!"
  • Architect: "I do must apologies Titan. In the future, I'll promise not to endager your "Business Oppertunites" like that ever again. But in my defence, I swore Warface would've been able to-"
  • Titan: "THESE ARE THE SAME BASTURDS THAT MANAGED TO SURVIVE SKULLIAN PRIME, AND YOU THINK A WARZONED PLANET, WHICH PALES IN COMPAIRISION, IS GONNA HARM THEM?!"
  • Architect: ".... Perhaps I did got alittle too ambitious there. Almost the same kind of stupidty Mang would do. I'll make it up to you for this, Titan. I'll use this inconvince as a chance to take another break to formulate a sure fire plan to get the misfits. After all, don't you want revenge onn them for being the ones who took away your business as well? And let's be honest, the Peaceifivers would've eventally managed to get the Lougers to aide them in some way. What happened was the case of the ineditable being unintentionally jump-started."
  • Titan hissed as he thinks about it....
  • Titan: "..... Oh, I suppose the Lougers would've found some way to discover Warface's issues anyway. But still, I will hold it up to you to make sure your still revenge sceames doesn't destroy my business, capish? Your lucky I still value you for the Darkspawn artifacts. Did you at least made sure the chirstials and the darkness goo were safely hidden?"
  • Architect: "All they would find is dust and pieces of ruin. I at least made sure our true goals were not compromised."
  • Titan: "All right good. All is otherwise good in the grand sceame of things. Fem Fatal will take yas to your room."
  • Architect: I just hope I can cope well with mortal accommodations. It's usually hard for Darkspawn to do that.
  • Titan: I'm sure you'll be fine, sir. Sometimes, we do what we can to survive.
  • Architect: True. Now let us move. Those Lodgers are going to be disappointed to see that I will not be there, and all clues will have been cleared. (They left)

FIN?

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