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Junjie's Revenge Part 2

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Junjie's Revenge Part 2 is the 2nd Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. As Saldaron predicted, the paradox change didn't ENTIRELY halted the threat, it only momentarly crippled it, then made it unexpectingly worse. In events we didn't seen coming, Junjie figured Tirek would try to double-cross him after using him as a 'means to an end', so he counter-crossed him by using an exspearimental meddailian made by Mang, the meddailian of dark-fusing, and fused with Tirek and dragged Tai-Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar with him, and became Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek, an all powerful monstrosity! However, Junjie didn't counted on Tirek having a much stronger will then him, and thanked him for saving him the magic on sucking his talents and made him stronger. Nice one, you damn extremest, now he's harder to stop!? Now, it's truely up to the Shell Louge Squad, the Main 6, Discord who has a personal score to settle, The Sinster 7 who want to save their father Junjie, Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Nightus and Heavenslight to defeat this unexpected monstrosity, send Tirek back to where he belongs, and most of all, see to it that Junjie is given the most painful commupence ever!

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Prologue: Recap[]

Previously on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...

  • Junjie: GUYS! I HAVE IT!!! IT'S THE BEST IDEA SINCE UNDERWEAR!!! I just remembered that earlier in the year, there was this darkspawn by the name "Tirek", a powerful creation of Chernibog! He has SERIOUS leager material! He would do ANYTHING to crush Equestia under his hoof, and has no time for WEAKNESS! My kind of guy! So, we need something JUST as distracting as that! That's, where you seven come in.
  • Sloth: "Impourent dates are lame."
  • Twilight: "..... Wow..... Aren't you just a ray of sunshine."
  • Fluttershy: NOOOO!! DON'T EAT THEM!!!
  • Glutton: Hey! It's very rude to interrupt somepony's lunch, you know.
  • Merlin: GREAT KING GEOGRE!? I got it now! These ponies are personications of the Seven Deadly Sins!?"
  • Discord: Key words: Galaxhar's machine, Kung-fu?"
  • Everyone: Junjie!
  • Discord: DUUU-UUUHH!!!
  • Junjie: There's no sign of any others watching us, so breaking Tirek out will be easier than I thought!
  • Vulture: INTRUDERS!!
  • Makunga: HOLY F***!!
  • Tirek: There's a small Unicorn town not too far from here. I would like to, stop there for, a light snack."
  • Junjie: Alchourse, my ticket to finally make Mang crumble before my feet! This is the start of a new era, gentlemen!?"
  • Tirek smiled evily.
  • Celestia: One of the guardians of Tartarus called me and said that intruders had come and released Tirek! You're our only hope of keeping these powers safe. You must do this for the safety of the Elements themselves.
  • Trixie: (Sighs) Fine! If that's what you want, then I'll do it! (Dizzy, losing balance, and her horn is sparking in magical electricity) But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today!
  • Saldaron: I must give you one fair warning. Making THAT Paradox happen won't nessersarly make things less complincated.
  • Luna: "A Tirek more interested to balence out forgen power then to harm innosent ponies is better then history somewhat repeating itself."
  • Saldaron: "Very well.... It's your metathorical funerals."
  • Junjie: YOU WANT PROVE I AM WORTHY TO REPRESENT THE DARKSPAWN?! (BRINGS OUT THE FUSE MEDAILIAN) HERE'S YOUR PROOF?!" (The tentacles grab the 5 people and combine them)
  • Lord Cobra: WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!!! (They teleport away)
  • JGTMR: (Cackles in multiple voices)
  • Celestia: "I fear Equestia is in for another tyrade of Tirek once more...."

Chapter 1: Tirek's Semi-Expected Take-over of The "Chimera of Evil"![]

The fields of Equestia.

  • The silluette of the monster is seen stomping around.
  • ???: "Are we here yet, Junjie? QUIET, I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING!? Do you even KNOW where you are going fox? Obviously, you don't. NOT ANOTHER WORD, TIREK?! Aw come one, did you really took my true opinion on you THAT seriously? Hey in his defence, he doesn't react well to that kind of shit from people. Makunga, it's worse then that! He doesn't like being called inferior! You know how- SHUT UP!? ALL OF YOU!? Ok, ok, gees! Tirek, I, Galaxhar, and those cats-for-brains shall quiet down! GOOD!? CAUSE I, JUN-GALAX-TAI-MA-REK, NEEDS TO CONSINTRACT!?"
  • The Silluette finally reveils itself as a horrendus mix-mash of Tirek, with Junjie's head and face, Tirek's horns and lower body and torso, Galaxhar's arm, Tai Lung's arm, and Makunga's mane. An outfit simular to Junjie's robe is seen.
  • JGTMR: "Never have I been so, magnifisent! I might actselly consider keeping this form perimentally! You mean, AFTER YOU GET ME, TAI LUNG AND MAKUNGA OUT OF THIS, RIGHT?! Oh, alchourse Galaxhar, I am mainly interested in Tirek anyway! You three are collacteral damage! Good, cause MY MANE, does not look good on you Junjie! Not to mention Galaxhar's arm doesn't complinment mine very well. Oh shut up Tai Lung! YOUR SERIOUSLY PLANNING IMPRISONING ME AND ONLY FREE YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS!? TREASONIOUS?! Well, ain't that the pot calling the fox kettle black! Junjie, that's me, has showed you the IRONY of turning on me too quickly! Maybe THAT should teach you some social skills! Or just make him even more mad. QUIET GALAXHAR!? GRRR!? TARTARUS WAS ALREADY A BAD ENOUGH PRISON!? NOW I AM IN A NEW ONE, MERELY AN ALTERNATE PERSONALLY FOR THIS, ABOMINABLE FORM!? Hey, it's not exactly a fancy day at kenya for the rest of us either! Speak for thyselfs, Makunga! Uggh! AT least you 4 aren't as annoying as those tartarus vultures and Grimmer. If I had to deal with anything more annoying them both you and them conbined, I would lose it?! You mean like those Shell Lodgers? Yes! We're heading to the Crystal Empire right now to take care of them. Besides, Tirek, you should be thanking me. I'll destroy your most recent enemies, and we'll both have the satisfaction of ruling this place. I don't see how ruling Equestria while fused with you makes me feel any better. Oh, just shut up and let's get this over with. First, we'll have to absorb those powers from the alicorns and the Mane 6! Their powers may prove useful.
  • ???: You're not touching any of those ponies, you scum! (The Lodgers appeared)
  • JGTMR: Those are those you refer to as the Shell Lodgers? A bunch of animals and humans? This is what you've been battling all these years? YES! Look at how many of these guys there are. Even at their beginnings, they kicked our asses. You must be joking. If I could control my body, I would have them eradicated within a millisecond. Oh, really? Well, then if you're so powerful, then show me how you'd do it! NEVER! No matter what, I don't take orders from useless mortals.
  • Iago: Can you tell who's speaking, and who's not?
  • Kowalski: Not even remotely unless they refer to their names.
  • Private: Well, it is understandable, there's only one mouth.
  • Icky: "Why couldn't Scroopfan designed this thing with multiable heads of Tirek, Makunga, Galaxhar and Tai Lung? Just the one freaking head of Jerk-jie makes no sense! It's more like he's freaking arguing with himself!"
  • Shifu: "It's clear that meddailian is more exspearimental then what is expected of it."
  • JGTMR: I refuse to say anything unless you release me from this acursed confinement! Well, fine! If you're gonna be that way, I'll figure it out myself! Well, go ahead! Good luck getting it right before those creatures attack. (Chuckles) Uh...(Blasts an energy blast from his hand, and it explodes, but the lougers were protacted by Merlin's magical shield!) AW COME ON, CURSE THAT STUPID WIZARD!? HAH! That's an amateur spell. See? You didn't even harmed them thanks to the human wizard! If it were ME, I'd be sure to disable the fool!? I learned that when me and Scorpan were babies. Surely you can do better than that! Okay, I will! (Uses the magical orb between the horns, he blasts a yellow focus beam which the Lodgers dodge) Okay, I think I should stop encouraging him like that. You THINK?!? Everybody shut up and let me concentrate! (Uses his powers to attack the Lodgers, but misses everytime! The Lodgers try to attack, but their attacks don't do any harm) Out of the way, pipsqueaks! I've got some magic to absorb at the castle! (Chuckles as he runs towards the Crystal Empire)
  • Private: HE'S HEADING FOR THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE!!!
  • Merlin: I'll stop him! (Magically ties the 4 legs together, causing him to fall to the ground)
  • JGTMR: Worthless mortal! As before, I would've disabled the wizard so this wouldn't- Shut up, just shut up! (The Lodgers tie them up)
  • Icky: "HA!? Let's see ya get out of that, you piece of-"
  • JGTMR: (Uses his powers to push the Lodgers away and free himself) You Lodgers will not stop me from reaching the castle! Even your puny magic tricks won't do anything to me!
  • Merlin: Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? (Magically turns himself into a dragon) Try THIS on for size!
  • JGTMR: Do you really think that will do any good? I am the most powerful- (Merlin punches JGTMR to the ground) OOF!! OW, OWCH, OW, OW, OWCH!! Okay, you want it that way, blue-ball? Let's go! (The two begin wrestling)
  • Missing Link: WE DO HAVE INSECTASAURUS YOU KNOW!! (Insectasaurus roars)
  • JGTMR: WHAT THE?!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF TARTARUS IS THAT CREATURE?!? Don't ask! PLEASE! Oh, don't worry, that giant behemoth will not be a problem!...Uh, can you shrink things? Yes, but don't expect ME to tell you how I can do that! You know, we can all feel the pain we are given. Do you wanna be squashed into a Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek pancake, cartoonish or not?...Just snap! (Snaps and shrinks Insectasaurus to the size of a human as it squeals) Now, where were we? (They continue wrestling with Merlin)
  • Dr. Cockroach: INSECTASAURUS!! Are you okay?!? (Insectasaurus squeals)
  • Susan: Okay, no more Ms. Nice Girl! (Turns into her gigantic form, and tries attacking JGTMR)
  • JGTMR: The lady can grow giant?!? (Turns Ginormica into a whale)
  • Susan: WHAT THE--?!?
  • JGTMR:...Really? Any spell you think of comes to life when you snap? Well, yeah! That's the easiest thing an Equestrian sorcerer can do without a horn. You know, these spells of yours are getting easier every min- (Merlin punches him to the ground) OOF!!
  • Ginormica: This is just embarrassing.
  • Skipper: Alright, Junjie! We're not gonna allow you to cause anymore mischief. Especially since how you let your sin ponies cause hysteria for the crystal ponies.
  • JGTMR: Wait, I thought you said you hated ponies! That's not impourent!? That's only a small part of my plan that I really don't care much about! Wait, but I thought you loved those sin ponies like they were your chi- SILENCE!! NOT IN FRONT OF TIREK!? Aw come on, it's not like the guy actselly likes you or anything! Look Tirek, by all means, alcourse we still think ponies are a worthless waste of space! But we insist that the sin ponies of I, Galaxhar's creation, are very exceptional to that degree and- GALAXHAR YOU TWAT, SHUT UP!? You, lied to me about your allience to PONIES!? Now, now, now, Tirek! Like what Galaxhar STUPIDLY said, these ponies aren't even PART of Equestia!? Galaxhar created them from DNA of several random ponies to represent the sins of christianity, I assure you they're nothing like the nitwits of- SILENCE?! Sinful or not, PONIES ARE PONIES?! No matter how evil you make them, there will always be some hidden purity in them to make them see the light and turn on the darkness!? Thanks to Celestia, ponies can never be TRUELY evil, not even the current desendents of the maniacal Judu Des clan?! You overestiating them and underestimating their evil nature! They are rotten to the core! IT'S YOU WHO IS OVERESTIMATING SOMETHING?! YOUR TOO FOOLISHLY TRUSTING TO SUPPOSEDLY EVIL PONIES THAT HAVE HIDDEN PURITY?! Like how you foolishly trusted me!? YOU ARE EVEN MORE UNWORTHY TO REPRESENT THE DARKSPAWN THEN I THOUGHT?! YOU MAKE ME SO FURIOUS?! YOU MAKE WANT ME WANT TO- (Punches himself to the face!) OW?! What? Was I..... Able to control an arm? No?! No!? NOOO!? YOU LOUGER NIMCOMPOOPS?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! I bet another flaw of Mang's meddailion! Like I, Galaxhar, told you before, Junjie, Tirek's rage made him the dominate personally and enabled him to control the body! HE'S THE DOMINATE PERSONALLY NOW!? HIS HATRED OF PONIES USURPED YOU!? NO!? THEN I'LL COUNTER-USURPED HIM WITH MY HATRED OF MANG?! I ALWAYS HATED CLEANING UP CHRYSALIS'S CHANGELING SLIME?! ..... Gross. SHUT UP, I AM NOT FINISHED- SILENCE!? THIS ARGUING WITH MYSELF IS GETTING CHILDISH AND FOOLISH?! Since My will is proven superior in MY BODY, I WILL NOW, SUPPRESS YOU FOOLS INSIDE ME FOREVER AS LONG AS THIS BODY STANDS?! Wait, Tirek, don't?! Can't we talk this through? Oh, NOW when he threatens to mentally surpress us, you want to negosiate? SILENCE FOOLS!? TIME TO SAY OUR FAREWELLS!? FOREVER!? (Tirek roars has his hands lay on his head as he suppresses Junjie, Galaxhar, Makunga, and Tai Lung!) NOOO?! TIREK STOPPED?! NOOOO?! I ONLY WANTED TO MAKE MANG SEE MY BRILLENCE!? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss- (Voice fades.) (Tirek's voice) Much better. But obviously I am still stuck in this UGLY appearence! Perhaps if I absorbed enough engery of more otherworldly beings, maybe I can be able to change to more preferable appearences.... (Looks to the lougers and smiles evily) and I already know, where to find such...."
  • Icky: "Ok, we made Tirek's will more dominate then Junjie's.... Now what?"
  • Po: "Ok, now he wants to focus on us entirely, I vote we......"

Litterally a second later!

  • Po: "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!?"
  • The Van flew away as quickly as it can as JGTMR chases it!
  • JHTMR: "COME BACK HERE, MISFITS!? I NEED TO BALENCE OUT THE CURRENT OTHERWORLDLY ENGRY SO I CAN FIX OUT THIS DISGUSTING APPEARENCE?!"
  • Private: "He's after us Skipper?! What can we do?!"
  • Skipper: "Keep him as busy as we can?!"
  • Shifu: "And be sure he stays clear from civilisation until....."
  • Po: "Until what?!"
  • Shifu: ".... Either main 6 and the princesses come to our aide in time..... Or if HE, captures us."

Christail empire castle.

  • The ponies see this.
  • Pinkie: "Well, the kinda good news is, they got Tirek to become the main personally of that thing?!"
  • Twilight: "And now Tirek will make getting their engery priority number one! But now they're in trouble!"
  • Celestia: "Well, there's little we can do. We gave all our power to Trixie now, and it would already be too late by the time we get them back."
  • Luna: "We need even more help then already. Saldaron's paradox was benifital to some extent, but like he warn us, what happens next is still up to us."
  • ???: "Then look no more further for assistence, my daughters."
  • Nightus and Heavenslight appeared.
  • Nightus: While we could bring your powers back, it could risk Tirek sensing it and coming for you. The best thing we can do is to send you to the hiding place of Discord and Trixie so we can make sure that he stays away from you until further notice.
  • Heavenslight: But I'm afraid now that we've arrived, Tirek might sense our auras, and will be sure to follow the source. We'll have to teleport you to Draconequua and hold the creature off as long as we can.
  • Applejack: What? Stall them?...You ain't seriously suggestin' that you're--
  • Celestia: You're gonna sacrifice YOUR magic powers?!?
  • Heavenslight: We are regretful of this decision, but we don't have much time, so we have no choice. We have to get you somewhere safe because he'll sense us here at any moment.
  • Luna: Mother, Father, don't! You know how powerful he gets when he's absorbed Alicorn magic!
  • Nightus: We have to. Now get ready.
  • Celestia: But--
  • Heavenslight: Now, young lady!
  • Celestia:...(Sighs) We must leave. (Nightus and Heavenslight teleported the Mane 6 and the Alicorns away)

Outside

  • JGTMR: (Senses something while chasing the van)...Strange! There's Alicorn magic nearby! Stronger than even Celestia and Luna!...THERE'S MORE?!? AFTER THE CHAOS WAR?!?...I must see this! (Jumps off into the distance towards the Crystal Empire Castle)
  • Gilda: What's going on over there?
  • Sandy: Only one way to find out! (They follow JGTMR to the castle)

Castle Throne Room

  • JGTMR: (Breaks inside) ALRIGHT! I KNOW THERE'S MORE ALICORNS HERE!!! I--(Surprised at what he saw)...King Nightus? Queen Heavenslight?!?...I thought you two were lost! Foolish fox, how is this possible?...(Sighs) Well, no help talking with them since they're out of the picture. Besides, I've got some business to take care of! (Walks straight up to Nightus and Heavenslight as they back off to the wall, then JGTMR starts absorbing their energy, and becoming stronger)...UNBELIEVABLE!! I had no idea the power of such older Alicorns was so great! Now, where are your daughters?!?
  • Heavenslight: No matter what you say, we will never speak!
  • JGTMR: Hmmph! I always heard you were persistent and fearless!
  • Nightus: We've sent our daughters and those 6 ponies some place where you'll never find them! You will never win this time, Tirek!
  • JGTMR: Oh, I'll make you crack! But that will keep until after I've gotten out of this disgusting form! (Magically levitates the Lodgers' vans towards him, and the van smashes through the wall and JGTMR tears the door off and tries grabbing some of the Lodgers)
  • Lord Shen: HOLY ******* S***!!!
  • Po: YAAAAAA-AAA-HAA-HO-HOO!!! (Avoids JGTMR's arm)
  • Icky: Find a happy place, find a happy place!
  • JGTMR: GET OUT OF THERE, OR I'LL TEAR YOU APART!!!
  • Private: If we come out of here, then you WILL tear us apart!
  • JGTMR:...Well, can't argue with that! Fine, then I'll have to take drastic measures! (Rips the entire van open like bark on a tree, and levitates the Lodgers in front of him) NO MORE GAMES, YOU MORTAL FOOLS!!!
  • Tigress: And how exactly are you going to accomplish what you want us for?
  • Kowalski: Yeah! We don't have any magical properties within us!
  • JGTMR: Oh, but you do! I sense that there is a LOT of magical energy inside some of you! There's a strong signal inside that panda!
  • Po:...What is he talking about?
  • Crane: Oh, no! I think he's referring to your Hero's Chi!
  • Po: WHAT?!? OH, GOD, NO!!!
  • JGTMR: I can also sense some energy in that young penguin right there!
  • Private:...Please tell me you're not referring to my harnessed adorability!
  • JGTMR: THAT'S what it is? You have harnessed that kind of stuff?
  • Skipper: Don't ask him to show you, he said he swore not to use it again.
  • Private: Well...BOOSH!
  • JGTMR: WHAT THE--?!? YAA--(Faints, releasing the Lodgers)
  • Private:...I had no idea that would work!
  • Nightus: Strange, Tirek is not the one to find anything adorable.
  • Skipper: Oh, trust me, it affects a lot of people.
  • Kowalski: Except for Marlene when she was a scaredy cat when we were dealing with that Little-Foot fiasco.
  • White Rabbit:...Marlene was with you on a trip to the Great Valley?
  • Kowalski: No, no, no, not THAT Little Foot! it was a nickname for a--Never mind! What do we do?!? He's sure to wake up at any moment!
  • Merlin: Teleportus! (They teleport themselves and the van away, and JGTMR wakes up)
  • JGTMR:...WHAT?!? NOOOOOO!! (Smashes the floor in anger and leaves a crack) I WILL FIND YOU, LODGERS!! I WILL FIND YOU!!! (His voice echoes throughout Equestria)

Eris Caves, Draconequua

  • Discord: I have to admit, this place has gotten old after these past thousand years.
  • Celestia: Yes, and perhaps your kind did so much to preserve the paintings we drew on these cave walls.
  • Twilight: It looks much different than the last time I saw it...but then, that was from an alternate reality, so I can't judge that.
  • Applejack: Well, when yall' said this was a beautiful spot, you sure weren't bluffin'. Just look at that view! (They see the sunlit seaside through a side of the cave)
  • Rainbow Dash: Amazing!
  • Rarity: Gorgeous!
  • Fluttershy: Beautiful!
  • Trixie: Eh, it looks more like a clichéd piece of art to me! I've seen sunsets more beautiful than that! (Her horn jolts in magical electricity) Uhhgh!...The camera's purty!
  • Discord: (Chuckles sitting in a movie theatre chair with popcorn) This magic-drunk Trixie is hilarious! (Eats some popcorn) I could just watch her all day.
  • Luna: Discord, there's no time to sit down and laugh. We need to figure out a plan and fast!
  • Rarity: "And soon! That brute Tirek might forced the lougers to make a forced retreat! Likely with a now de-powered Heavenslight and Nightus! And I hope those chrsital ponies are ok!"
  • Candence: "Don't worry, Tirek will more interested in getting out of his, current look, before laying a finger on anypony!"
  • ???: "And exactly why are you fools talking about Tirek only and not our master Junjie?"
  • Rarity: "..... Did that voice sounded like that sin pony brute, Wrath or something?"
  • Discord: "Oops! Both me and the story almost forgot they had a presence here! (Rolls out his tongue like a carpet and out came from the end are the still in the magic balls sin ponies!)"
  • Sloth: "Being inside that freaky whatever it is, is lame."
  • Twilght: "YOU KEPT THEM IN YOUR GUT!?"
  • Discord: "Relax, I turned off my stomich for the occation, and I still kept them in the balls. Besides, I didn't "ate" them persay, it was more of a, stored them inside me like a bag."
  • Wrath: "WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, MASTER JUNJIE IS GONNA MAKE YOU FOOLS SORRY?! HE'LL HAVE TIREK-"
  • Rarity: "I hate to be the harbringer of bad news, "sin" ponies, but that brute Tirek betrayed that good for nothing canine of a charlatin!"
  • Greed: "Oh like THAT's gonna be a problem. Dadsy Junjie has a meddailian that can-"
  • Rainbow Dash: We know! We had a friend of ours create a paradox to make sure things would be different, prevoking that very likely to happen betrayal happen sooner! Afterwords to keep Tirek from hurting more ponies, the Lodgers had Tirek take over their fused body, and now we're here because we needed to go someplace safe.
  • Glutton:...Aw, man!
  • Envy: Crap!
  • Wrath:.... Father......
  • Lust: P****-n*****s!
  • Discord: OH, THAT WAS JUST INAPPROPRIATE!!!
  • Lust: You think THAT'S inappropriate?!? WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS!!--(The words 'Warning' is seen)
  • Announcer: Warning: Due to the inappropriate nature of Lust's actions, we'll just watch the Happy Love Clowns until she's done!
  • HLC #1: (In Brandy and Mr. Whiskers gag)...Sharing makes smiles!
  • HLC #2: You're special!
  • Announcer: And...we're back! (It cuts back to Eris Caves where everyone has dropped jaws)
  • Lust: Was it good enough for you, huh?!?
  • Discord:...And that was supposed to accomplish WHAT exactly?
  • Lust:...I have no idea. But I'm available Saturday night.
  • Discord: Don't count on it, I have a girlfriend.
  • Lust: Crap!...And there's no other males here except for my brothers.
  • Wrath: Well, you guys had better save our father, or I'll rip your spines out with my bare hooves! GOT IT?!?
  • Trixie: Oh, don't bet on it, you psychopath! You seven need to get laid BIG time! (Horn jolts in magic energy) YAAaahh! You know what's the trouble with you, Discord? You're kinda lazy! You sit around enjoying other people misery with no concern whatsoever! You'll have to get laid with that Kat chick BIG, BIG, BIIIIGGG TIME!!!...(Chuckles) Why are you all pink?
  • Discord: Okay, Trixster! That was more disturbing than Lust's foul behavior earlier.
  • Cadance: We need to focus on the task at hand. How are we going to ensure that this problem is resolved now that Tirek has absorbed Alicorn magic?
  • Twilight: I don't know. But if we're gonna do it, we need the other Lodgers. I just hope they're okay out there.
  • Discord: Oh, they're okay. I sensed that they teleported somewhere near this cave. The spell had to find a perfectly-isolated area for them to hide their torn-apart van until it gets fixed. Judging by how they don't remember the altered-reality mess, they might not know where to find this place. And until they get here, since I'm the only one that can use perfect magic, I'll be in charge. (Magically turns into a military general) SO DROP AND GIVE ME 90, YOU BIG FILLIES!!!
  • Trixie: Ooh, are we gonna play military games?!? (Chuckles wildly) That apple pony's freckles look like...like...like a fungal infection! (Chuckles)
  • Applejack: UHHGH! Discord, you're telling me you find Trixie's overwhelmed brain behavior funny?
  • Discord: Not anymore after how she made perverted comments about me and Kat!
  • Celestia: Relax, she can't help it that the magic stored in her is overwhelming her brain. Father tells me it happened to a lot of ponies who had to go through the same thing. Twilight could handle it since it wasn't that much magic capacity to store. But imagine that capacity times 3! It's not a very satisfying thing to go through.
  • Trixie: You THINK?!? (Magic energy jolts on her horn) YAAA-AA-AAAHH!! Price check on 7! Beep-beep! (Farts)
  • Rainbow:...You're kidding me, right?
  • ???: Guys! (The Lodgers appear near the entrance)
  • Marty: We came as fast as we could. We had a major situation that tore up our van.
  • Melman: It could take us a while to fix it...unless we have magic.
  • Discord: Well, why wait? (Snaps, and the van is repaired) There, your van is good as new!
  • Icky: HAH! Well thank God we have magic with us.
  • Celestia: But not for a while longer. We need to formulate a plan to stop Tirek and save Equestria.
  • Pride: And save our daddy!
  • Glutton: AND GET ME SOME LUNCH!! (Everyone looks at him weird)...What?
  • Icky: "Well so far, that guy knows jackshit about these caves and the Draconquuslands. I mean, as long as nothing stupid happens that inadvertingly exposes us, like the leage pulling an all out assult on Tirek cause Mang became stubbernly determined to get the stupid meddailian back!"
  • Silence.
  • Luna: "Icky...... You, had better not have just jinxed us."
  • Icky: "Oh, like it's actselly gonna happen! In fact, I am gonna check up their twitter account (opens up his ipod to actess Twitter account) and show you that-............. Aw, shit! Don't tell me Mang's THAT stupid?!"
  • Lougers: "WHAT!?"
  • Ponies: "WHAT!?"
  • Icky: "..... HE REMOVED HIS RECIPE FOR CUSTURD CREAM PIE WITH CHOCOLATE FILLING!?"
  • Awkword funny sound.
  • Everyone: "Ugghhhhhh."
  • Icky: "Oh, also, he's declaring a full on assult on Tirek came tomorrow at dawn."
  • Everyone gasps!
  • Shifu: "Mang, that fool! He'll end up only feeding Tirek's desire to get more otherworlder engery! We need to force Mang and the leage to stay out of this!?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "The van has a buildt in communicator! I'll contact Ignitus and tell him to get Mang to stay clear of the situation!"
  • Icky: ".... Karma, your a bitch."
  • A random anvil slams into Icky!
  • Icky: "OW?!"
  • Voice: "Oops! My bad!"
  • Voice 2: "DERPY!?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "What's Derpy and her boss doing all the way out here?"
  • Rarity: "A random delivery to a Draconquus custamer, I assume?"

Leage fortress.

  • All of the forces of the leage are preparing for their big fight.
  • Mirage, Mang, Teen Mang, and Chrysalis are over seeing this.
  • Chrysalis: "Mang, are you sure going after that Tirek monter is a brillient idea? And over that darn meddailiain?"
  • Teen Mang: "I, have to agree with her highness, master. That Tirek can suck engery, and thanks to Junjie, he now has a taste for otherworlder engery!"
  • Mang: "I need that exspearimental fuse meddailian for a long hiatus plan about me using it to fuse with Cynder, so she can never leave me again!"
  • Mirage: "You mean THAT was your plan with that thing?"
  • Mang: "And also to use newfound dragon powers to snag Kairi, waste Spongebob and capture Spyro for Xehanort, happy?"
  • Mirage: "Better. If your gonna make plans to make that turn-coat Cynder return to us, at least make them that they benifit US and our plans as well!"
  • Mang: "And worry not, everyone! The villain leage is the powerhouse of the villain teams! We'll go after that overly chernibog loyalist Tirek, undo the spell on them, get my meddailian back and finally add the finishing touches! And nothing is gonna stop me! Not even-" (Ringing is heard)...The communicator is on? (Answers it, and Ignitus and the Dragon Guardians appear)...YOU?!? What are you doing on our transmission?!?
  • Ignitus: We know what you're intending to do with that situation involving Tirek and Junjie.
  • Lord Cobra: WHA--?!? How did you know?!?
  • Terrador: The Lodgers aren't powerless to call in on allies, you know.
  • Ignitus: We're not going to allow you to launch an assault on Equestria to get a certain medallion back. They've got it taken care of. You're going to stay out of this.
  • Cyril: If we see you on this mission, you will pay the ultimate price! Is that understood?
  • Lord Cobra:...D'OH, DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!! I CAN'T TRUST YOU GUYS WITH MY MEDALLION!!! IT WAS AN EXPERIMENTAL ONE, AND YOU MIGHT TAKE IT TO YOUR LOUSY FORBIDDEN BASEMENT WHERE EVEN I CAN'T REACH IT!! THAT MEDALLION BELONGS TO ME!!
  • Volteer: SILENCE! You will do as we say, Cobra! If you had kept a closer eye on that medallion, we wouldn't have to put it in the Forbidden Basement! I don't care what you have to say, that medallion is going into the basement, and I don't want another word about it!
  • Terrador: "Besides, it wasn't like returning it to you wouldn't have equilly malevolent effects. You probuly had planned to use it to force Cynder to return to you by fusing to her with it and to please Mirage over it by harming Spongebob and capture Spyro and Kairi."
  • Lord Cobra: "....... Am I THAT predictable?"
  • Volteer: "We'd be lying if we said no."
  • Ignitus: Good day! (Cuts transmission)
  • Lord Cobra:...(Looks angrily at the other villains) Who was in charge of watching the medallion?!?
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Just two generic Shocktroopers named Geogre and Greg."
  • Lord Cobra: ".... And HOW was Junjie able to get through THEM!?"

Flashback.

  • Junjie: "Geogre, Greg! I'm glad I found you! Audrey 2's gone mad and he's eating all of the donuts!?"
  • Shocktrooper Greg: "That singing son of a-"
  • The Shocktroopers load up their guns and run off!
  • Junjie: "..... Nitwits."

Now.

  • Lord Cobra: "..... That explains their spontanious attack on Audrey. Well NOW I feel rotten making them clean the gallows for the rest of their un-natrol lifes."
  • Mirage: "Well, in a misguided attempt to try and impress us again that would SOMEHOW end up turn into a usurp attempt on you Mang, you both lost your meddailian that you spent nearly ages on and a chance to get Cynder back, AND we lost an oppertunity to statisfy our goals! And to worse it off, Tirek has been perimentally detered to ever get involved with us again after Junjie granted a bad taste in his mouth!"
  • Chrysalis: "But well, at least he'll never get involved with the Scougre Empire and Team Ne-Dork-Ious. There's always that."
  • Lord Cobra: "But what good is THAT, when a long hiatus plan will be perimently hiatused thanks to Junjie?! As soon as those misfits are done, I'll STRANGLE him up?! I'll conjure up the most PAINFUL PUNISHMENT EVER!?"
  • Teen Mang: "Well, we still have to wait for those Lougers to finish up THEIR part of giving Junjie painful commupence first."
  • Chrysalis: "Well we may've as well stay out of this anyway. We probuly would've ended up making Tirek worse anyway. He CAN suck engry out of us you know."
  • Lord Cobra: "(Sighs angerly), Junjie, I am looking for a future FOX PELT ON MY MANCAVE SOON!? OVER MY FIREPLACE?!"
  • Chrysalis: "And we need to cool you down enough so at least you'll only punish Junjie with something death-free."
  • Lord Cobra: "I KNOW BUT STILL?!"

Chapter 2: Dawn of THE NEW Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek, the Chimera of evil[]

Plains of the frozen north.

  • JGTMR: "(Growls), Curse this winter realm! Curse those misfits! If I ever get the chance to grab them again, I'll be DECIDISVE WITH MY ENCOUNTER!? Surely, they have to be SOMEWHERE!? You can run, misfits, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE?!"
  • Echo: "Hide, Hide, Joe Barbara, Hide."
  • JGTMR: "..... How did my echo do that?...Oh, who cares! I have to worry on finding those lousy misfits so I can be myself again and I can move forward with CRUSHING MY ENEMIES!! But how? They've gotta still be on this planet, or outside of Equestria in the lands beyond! They've gotta be in a place where even I can't bother to look....Okay, there's no place I know that can be a perfect hiding place. They could be anywhere!...Perhaps the Castle of the Two Mares might give me some clues! If I don't get out of this body soon, I'm gonna be more of a freak of nature than Discord!" (Teleports away)

Castle of Two Mares, Everfree Forest

  • JGTMR: (Teleports there, and finds that the Castle is old)...HOLY EQUESTRIA!!...The place looks much different than I remember it!...(Jumps over the cliff to the front entrance, and finds the inside contrary to the outside)...But the inside looks...surprisingly less-dilapidated! Geez, maybe those two sisters missed this place so much they decided to make it a historical monument for tourists. How pathetic! Who would wanna come into a forest filled with monsters? (Looks around the castle for clues, and finds the journel's room, and magically scans it to find visions of Twilight and her friends writing in their diary) Well, well! It seems that this is where the new princess and her friends stayed before I came around. (Sees them writing in the diary, and magically creates audio)
  • (Rainbow Dash): Oh, I can't deny it. I love to win! But if I ever have to choose between winning and my friends, I'm always gonna choose my friends. 'Cause as much as I love winning, I love them waaaaay more.
  • JGTMR: Boring! What else is there?
  • (Pinkie): Dear Diary, it's good to be proud of what you do. Like, I'm really proud of making everypony smile and laugh and planning the best parties ever! But when my pride got in the way of hearing Rainbow Dash laugh at her own birth-aversary, I knew it was time to retire the old party cannon--
  • JGTMR: Garbage!
  • (Rarity): Organizing the Ponyville Days Celebration was one of the hardest things I've ever done. But--
  • JGTMR: Junk!
  • (Fluttershy): My experiences with the Breezies--
  • JGTMR: Crap!
  • (Applejack): Bein' honest sure gets hard when--
  • JGTMR: Altogether trash! IS THERE ANYTHING USEFUL HERE THAT CAN ALLOW ME TO FIND THOSE LODGERS?!? ALL I'M GETTING THROUGH THIS IS FRIENDSHIP TRASH!!!...Wait a minute...(Sees Discord in a vision reading the diary)...What's HE doing there?
  • (Discord): (Magically in Fluttershy's voice) "...Pushing them away may seem cruel, but it's sometimes the kindest thing you can do." Ha-HAH! That's what I call a good friend. Way to go, Fluttershy! (Looks at the flower Sea Breeze gave to her and sees it's rainbow shine)...I'm sensing a trend here, quite frankly. All these objects give off an eerie rainbow glow. They must mean something!...Eh, whatever it is, I'm sure they'll figure out along with some help. (Magically makes the book-marks in the diary on the pages that explain the Mane 5's events that unlock the box) It bores me to find out by myself, anyway! (Suddenly, Celestia and Luna teleport there)
  • JGTMR: WHOA!!
  • (Celestia): Discord.... It's time.
  • (Luna): "Get your parents and Black Kat ready for the christail empire."
  • (Discord): ".... Aw nuts, already you guys need me for something? Fine."
  • JGTMR:...Hmm... I'd better check this out! (Teleports to Christal Empire)

Christail empire.

  • JGTME appeared in the meeting room.
  • JGTMR: "This must be a speical room. A meeting room. It smells like Alicorns and.... An extra foul stence of Draconquuus! Alchourse, the left behinds of my master's last attempt with that over-compident failure that was Tyranny. I have never once seen any of them nor of Wacky and Pranks. I wonder...(Magically creates visions of the time where Celestia, Luna, Discord, Kat, Wacky, and Pranks created the Tirek plan)
  • (The Duke (Wacky)): "Is this room, silent?"
  • (Luna): "It's perfectly sound-proof. No one is able to hear you, King Wacky...

Later...

  • (Celestia): Oh, believe me, Queen Pranks, it's what's best. I mean, not only for all of Equestria, but for the rest of the UUniverses in general. Now, I guess this concludes our meeting.
  • (King Wacky): Definitely! (He and Pranks change back into their Duke and Duchess forms) Good day, my dear princess!
  • JGTMR:...(Laughs) So Discord betrayed his friends BECAUSE IT WAS PART OF A SILLY PLAN TO STOP ME?!? (Laughs for abit but realises something)..... Aw shit, and it tecnecally worked. Well, now I'm wishing I didn't really know that. But what I AM glad to know is that Wacky and Pranks are still around. Which means that they still have their little kingdom where they can do whatever they want with their ill-gotten powers. Well, my best guess is that THAT is where those Lodgers are hiding. And if I'm lucky...it's where those ponies and the princesses are hiding! FINALLY! I'm getting somewhere for once. I guess I'm off to Draconequua! (Teleports away)

Draconequua

  • JGTMR: (Teleports there as all the Draconequui notice him and panic) AH! SO THEY ARE STILL AROUND!
  • Draconequus #1: ATTACK!! (The Draconequui begin attacking JGTMR with their magic, and it manages to overwhelm him, and they even be-dunk his magic shields, and he is eventually forced to retreat)...VICTORY!! (The Draconequui cheer)

Frozen North

  • JGTMR: (Appears there with bruises and marks, and breathing heavily)...MY GOD!!...IS IT ME, OR HAS THAT PLACE JUST BECOME A FUNHOUSE OF DEATH?!?...(Sighs) It's clear what I must do. I must find a way to isolate them from those guys before I can assure it's safe to search there without getting pummeled.  But how does one lure out a group of misfit heroes and ponies away from an only sorce of protaction....... Ugh...... I hate talking to myself. But I am certainly not gonna un-suppress those fools so I can get some help! Now what am I gonna do?
  • JGTMR thought around for abit.
  • JGTMR: "Gahh! How am I suppose to congure Equestia as this disgusting form!? I can't even resume to suck an engry out of an earth pony without them screaming at my face I- (makes a realisation.).... Wait........ Wait..... What if right now, THEY'RE expecting me to be too focus to them before I go after ponies! I bet if I do something unexpected, they'll be forced to come after me! But it's gonna have to be something other then just charging after the ponies! It has to be something that WILL prevoked them! Something, close to them.... I wonder.... (Chuckles), Surely, ponies like Sparkle are not just there. They had to have come from.... A family. And with my talents, capturing these, families, will be easy...."

Canterlot castle.

  • Shining Armor is seen preparing the guard.
  • Shining Armor: "Alright gentlecolts. As you know, Tirek once again is causing trouble, only much worse now, thanks to leage's little extremist problem they have and an exspearimental meddailian. For now, the princesses and the heroes are hiding out to devise a plan to take him down. Tirek might not be what he normally is in due to said meddailian. He might be even harder to look at now thanks to it. So look out for something that looks like-"
  • A guard: "A hidious mix-mash of Tirek with Junjie and three other leagers?"
  • Shining Armor: "Correct- Wait. How did you know that quickly?"
  • A Guard: "Cause he's already among us, sir."
  • JGTMR punches through the palace wall!
  • JGTMR: "Who is, goes by the name of, "Shining Armor"?"
  • The Guards point to Shining!
  • Shining Armor: "...... Really? This is why the bronies are bad mouthing you guys as incompident! You give up too easil-"
  • JGTMR grabs Shining by the neck!
  • JGTMR: "I actselly have a use for you.... And many others I am looking for."
  • JGTMR leaves with Shining!

Sugercube Corner!

  • Mr. and Ms. Cake are seen catering to the baby cakes!
  • Suddenly, JGTMR punches through the door!
  • Mr. and Ms. Cake scream!
  • Mr. Cake: "GAH!? A MONSTER!? HONEY, GET THE SHOTGUN!?"
  • Mr. Cake grabs the babies and makes a run for it upstairs screaming like a girl!
  • JGTMR: "..... And you choose that guy to be your soulmate, why?"
  • Ms. Cake aimed a shotgun at JGTMR!
  • Ms. Cake: "SORRY, BUT THIS STORE PRACTICES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO HIDIOUS EVERFREE MONSTERS LIKE YOURSELF, YOU, FREAKY CHIMERA THING!?"
  • Shining (Trapped in a bubble): "Missus Cake! He's no everfree monster! But he's ALOT worse!
  • Ms. Cake: "And what are you dong to Twilight's brother you-"
  • JGTMR grabs and strangle holds Ms. Cake!
  • JGTMR: "The same I wish to do with YOU, (magicly teleports back and traps Mr. Cake and the baby cakes) and your girly husband and your inferior offspring."
  • JGTMR walks off with the cakes.

Sweet Apple Acres.

  • Big Mac was seen with Cheerilee having a picnic.
  • Cheerlee: "Big mac? I am so glad that ever since that nasty vam-pony fiasco that, we finally gotten togather now."
  • Big Mac: "Yeeee-yup."
  • Cheerilee: "Mac, I just wanna say something, oh so personal to you."
  • Cheerilee walks away abit from Big Mac.
  • Cheerliee: "Macy, we, we've been dating for a long time now, and, I, I wish to say something most, beyong impourent to you, and, it'll be a great milestone in our relationship, (A Galaxhar like hand grabs Big Mac and picks him up) and, may I add, a giant one.... Big Mac, would you... (Eyes start to sparkle)..... Make me, A missus Cheerilee Apple, through marring me, I- (Turns to see JGTMR) AAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH?!"
  • JGTMR: "Aw, how cute. A pony trying to earn a soul mate.... I suppose I can count YOU as a family member by tecnecally."
  • JGTMR grabs Cheerilee!
  • A shotgun shot was heard and it barely almost hit JGTMR!
  • Granny Smith was seen!
  • Granny Smith: "YOU PUT THEM LOVE BIRDS DOWN, YA UGLY CHIMERA VARMENT!? THIS NEXT SHOT AIN'T GONNA MISS!?"
  • JGTMR snaps his fingers, and the shotgun turns into a demonised snake and coils around a helpless Granny Smith!
  • Granny Smith: "EEEEKKKK!? THIS THING'S BAD FOR MAH HIP?!"
  • JGTMR laughs as he reaches for Granny Smith!

Crusader Clubhouse.

  • Scootaloo: "I'm telling you girls, we can totally get cutie marks in becoming Dragon born!"
  • Applebloom: "For the 7th time, Scoots, it ain't a REAL title! No one is able to beat dragons by screaming "FUS RO DAH" that them! It just doesn't work!"
  • Scootlaoo: "I'm sure if we just find anichent Nord text, we could-"
  • Sweetie Belle: "MONSTER?!"
  • Scootaloo and Applebloom: "Monster?!"
  •  The Crusaders felt the culbhouse being lifted off the tree! It was JTGMR, laughing maniacly as the Crusaders scream!

Fluttershy's Cottage.

  • JGTMR rounded up all of Fluttershy's pets, even managed to snag Angel, Jerry, the seals, Stefano the winged Boa, Claddor in gardenor attire, Louisianna and Andre from A Shell Lodge Vacation Cruise Gone Wrong 2 Parter.
  • Andre: "This getting kidnap thing is giving me muy indegestion. HUMMP!?"
  • Andre pukes out Le Rat!
  • Le Rat: ".... I'm le free..... I'm le free..... THANK THE LE HEAVENS I'M LE-"
  • Andre ate him up!
  • Le Rat's voice: "..... LE RATS?!"
  • Jerry: "THIS IS A VIOLATION OF RIGHTS?! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER!?"
  • Stefano: "Shut it'a man! I don't'a think'a this guy'sa playinga!"

Manehatten.

  • Ms. Harshwinny is seen with Gallax.
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "Now Gallax, I have a very impourent business meeting with a head of my profession in the games. I must ask you behave yourself, is it understood."
  • Gallax: "Yes ma'am."
  • Ms. Harshwinny smiled.
  • Ms. Harshwinny: ".... You don't have to call me "ma'am" all the time....."
  • Harshwinny hugged Gallax.
  • Stomps are heard, as a stampede of screaming ponies runs past them!
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "Wha- what in the who- Uh what?!"
  • JGTMR appeared before them.
  • Ms. Harshwinny grabbed Gallax and run, but was grabbed by JGTMR!

Appolosa.

  • Baeburn was screaming before he was grabbed by an orange aura by JGTMR!
  • Baeburn: "HAVE MERCY!? I'M JUST A HUMBLE COW-PONY!?"
  • JGTMR: "Oh, don't worry, I have no interest to end your life.... At least not while it isn't required."
  • JGTMR laughed sadisticly.

Hoofville.

  • Lightning Dust was seen tossed to the ground with the rest of her defeated friend!
  • Midnight struggled to get up!
  • Midnight: "Foulest of beasts! What, do you hoped to accomplish here?"
  • JGTMR: "...... He-he-he-he..... For a deal I plan to make...."
  • JGTMR uses his magic to grab them all.

Canterlot Palace.

  • Blueblood was cornered into a corner by JGTMR!
  • Blueblood: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stay back! I, I, I warn you!"
  • Magic grabs Blueblood!
  • Blueblood: "No, no! HELP, HELP!?"

Draconquus castle.

  • King Wacky and Queen Pranks plobbed to the floor, drained of magic.
  • JGTMR: "Nothing personal, your highnesses, but it's to make sure you don't get in the way."
  • ???: "You leave them alone?!"
  • Black Kat pounced on JGTMR and held him down!
  • Black Kat: "Don't you think I couldn't sense what you were doing, ugly!? I am not gonna let you cheat against the lougers and the ponies!"
  • JGTMR grabbed Black Kat by the neck and sucked her of her magic!
  • JGTMR: "You have disappointedly failed."
  • JGTMR dragged all three powerless bodies.

The Acadamy.

  • JGTMR was seen walking away with Maud Pie.
  • Maud Pie: "Pinkie will stop you ya know."
  • JGTMR: "Two words, more, emotion!"

The Old Castle.

  • All of the Main 6's friends and family and a few others are captured.
  • JGTMR: "Exsellent. My capture of you all has succeeded. Now, like before, I'll bribe the the misfits and the ponies to surrender their powers to me! I'll be victorious for sure! I know that they'll never sacrivice you for the sake of their powers. Now, I just need to contact them somehow....."
  • JGTMR sees a passing by harpy resting and grabs it!
  • JGTMR: "YOU!? If you value your life, you'll momentarly serve me for your life and freedom!"
  • Harpy: "OK OK OK OK?! JUST DON'T HURT ME?!"
  • JGTMR: "Tell a group of misfits and several ponies with alicorns that'll be waiting in Celestia's old kingdom and they better show up, if they value the hostages I keep. Failure to do so..... Well, I advise you accept it."
  • The Harpy gulped.
  • JGTMR lets go as the harpy squeaks and screeches away in fear.
  • JGTMR laughs quietly as his plan unfolds.
  • JGTMR: This is how a REAL villain takes care of business, you little fox! It takes brains and power. Something that you obviously don't have. And once I get out of this horrible body, I'll make you and your friends' heads my trophies! (Cackles)
  • Granny Smith: You ain't thinkin' about killing us when they don't show up, do you?
  • JGTMR: Worse! Much worse! I'll keep your souls in my possession and sacrifice them to Chernabog!
  • Applebloom: Uh...ain't that technically killing us?
  • JGTMR: Oh, whatever! Just shut up and pray for your souls that your friends make the choice to give away their powers to me. (Cackles)

Draconequua

  • Discord: Guys, I just got word from the Draconequua News. They say that Tirek had just arrived, but was fended off by the royal guard.
  • Celestia: Really?...Tirek was fended off by the royal guard?
  • Pinkie: Wow, looks like we picked the right spot to hide after all. Maybe things won't be so--(Suddenly the harpy appears through the sea view)
  • Gilda: Whoa! A harpy!
  • Harpy: (Panting heavily)...Tirek...kidnapped...(Pants)...Tirek...
  • Iago: SPEAK UP, GODDAMN IT!!
  • Harpy: Tirek sent me to...tell you that he's kidnapped a few people and demands that you give up your...powers...if you value their lives.
  • Twilight: What kind of hostages are we talking about?
  • Harpy: I couldn't make out all of them. All I saw was an old green pony, a few animals, some fillies and babies, and two dashing looking colts.
  • Applejack: WHAT?!?
  • Fluttershy: WHAT?!?
  • Twilight: WHAT?!?
  • Trixie: WHAAAAAAAAA-AAAATTT!!! (Everyone looks at her weird)...What smells like harpy poop? (Chuckles) Poop!
  • Applejack: Sweet Apple Pie! Tirek must've kidnapped our friends and families!
  • Fluttershy: And my pets!
  • Cadance: No doubt he's trying to lure us out after how the Draconequui drove him out of their homeland.
  • Melman: Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what're we gonna do?
  • Shifu: I don't know, but I don't think we have a choice at the moment. If we don't show up with Trixie, who knows what he'll do to them?
  • Viper: But we can't just go there and just be willing to give up the magical energy. We need a plan.
  • Harpy: Well, if you guys already get the point, I'll be going now! (Flies away)
  • Mantis: Well, the problem with coming up with a plan is that it might take some time. And that's something we don't have much of at the moment.
  • Trixie: "OH YOU KNOW WHAT?! Fuck Tirek's shit!? I'm gonna give him a REAL SHIT FIT FOR THIS?! (HIC), I'M GONNA GO ATTACK ON TITAN ON HIS ASS!?"
  • The theme plays as Trixie magically farted into the sky and launghed like a rocket!
  • Icky: "........ I can never...... Unsee that."

Chapter 3: A Brutal Battle[]

Old Castle.

  • JGTMR was pacing about, clearly getting impathent.
  • JGTMR: "They should be here by now. Surely, capturing hostages should have an urgent effect on th-"
  • A theme grows louder as a voice repeatingly saying "Mine".
  • JGTMR: "The fuck? (Looks at the far distence, and see a fast speeding Trixie charging for him!) What the hell- WHO IS THAT!?"
  • The Theme loudens as Trixie rams too JGTMR'S gut and both spiral across the globe, finally crashing in the badlands, to the surprise of fleeing Landscape Crabs!

(This plays as the two started to fight)

Linked_Horizon_-_Guren_no_Yumiya_Attack_on_titan(Shingeki_no_Kyojin)_Opening_Theme

Linked Horizon - Guren no Yumiya Attack on titan(Shingeki no Kyojin) Opening Theme


  • JGTMR: "WHY AM I FIGHTING A STRANGELY STRONG UNICORN!? WHAT IS THIS STUPID THEME!? AND WHY IS SHE SO POWER-.... Wait! She has the-"
  • Trixie: "FALCON PUNCH?!"
  • Trixie Falcon punches JGTMR hard enough that he careens straight into a rock formation!
  • JGTMR: "GAAHHHOW?! Less talking, more fighting?!"
  • Trixie summoned an over the top and giantic sword looking like something out of final fanitsy, and fires engery rays from it!
  • JGTMR: "OH SHIT?!"
  • JGTMR sheilds himself as the rays damage everything in the badlands except JGTMR, barely!
  • Trixie: "OH FUCK, I SHOULD JUST SLICE HIM IN HALF?!"
  • Trixie charged!
  • JGTMR casted a protactove shield around himself that shatters the sword, and the two started to have a magical fist fight!
  • Trixie grabs JGTMR by the neck and launghes up to the air!?
  • Trixie reached space with JGTMR!
  • JGTMR: "GAHH!? HOW ARE WE EVEN BREATHING IN SPACE?!"
  • Trixie began to spin around and tossed JGTMR straight back to Equestia!? She charged lands on him to force him to go after!

Chrsital Empire.

  • In the fileds away from the Chrsital empire, JGTMR and Trixie crashed into the ground!?
  • Chrsital ponies are screaming and panicing!
  • A huge crater is seen in the fields.
  • Trixie leaped up and landed after a neat trick!
  • Trixie: "THANK YOU MY ADORING FANS?! I, TRIXIE, HAVE DEFEATED A CHIMERA OF EVIL?!"
  • But Suddenly, JGTMR bursted through the rubble, surprisingly unharmed!
  • JGTMR: "Impressive. All that power is CLEARLY not your own. A gift from those princesses and their lap-dogs elements of harmony no doubt. You and I are clearly unharmable equils."
  • Trixie: "Pfft! I was pretty much kicking your butt."
  • JGTMR: "I heal quite quickly thanks to my power collecting. Anyway, we have reached an impass. It's obvious your weird random sayings are the result of litteral power-drunkness. I also assumed that you may be apart of those misfits, considering the use of things I know are not normal to Equestians. How's about a deal? (Snaps his fingers, and all his captured hostages appeared in bubbles) Their lifes, for the power! Surely, you'll rekindise their life's more impourent then keeping me from becoming powerful."
  • Trixie: "That's the problem! I only have home-grown engry, (hic)! Even if you get THESE babies, you'll still be stuck with Junjie's face!?"
  • JGTMR: ".... Hmm, an exsellent inquary. Perhaps, (grabs Trixie), I should hold on to you for safe keeping until-"
  • A horn was heard, and JGTMR sees the van!
  • JGTMR: "Wow..... They must be very efficent. But to ensure I can actselly beat them, I'll have to-"
  • JGTMR suddenly sees he's holding a giant banana instead of Trixie!
  • JGTMR: "WHAT?!"
  • Discord's laugh was heard!
  • Discord's voice: "Daylight come man we wanna go home!?"
  • Discord was seen laughing as he was holding Trixie!
  • JGTMR: "Typical. Luckly, I still have these!? (Shows the Lougers the hostages!?)"
  • Discord sees the hostages and saw that his parents and Black are there!
  • Discord: "A GASPS?! MY parents and girlfriend?!"
  • JGTMR: NEED I REMIND YOU ALL THAT I STILL HAVE THESE GUYS?!? Unless you surrender that power to me, I'm gonna suck out their souls and sacrifice them to the fires of Chernabog!
  • Mr. Dodo: (On microphone) So you're basically saying you intend to kill them?
  • JGTMR: (Shrugs) If that's what you mortals like to call it, yes! So go ahead and choose. Either hand me that magic energy, or watch the elderly, infirm, and little children plunge into the pits of Bald Mountain! And make it quick, my time is short!
  • Discord: Thanks a LOT, Trixie! You got us in more trouble, and we didn't even come up with a plan!
  • Trixie: Oh, shut up!
  • Discord: Trixie, you--
  • Trixie: Shut up, shut up! SHUT UP!! (Chuckles) The meanie looks like you...except bigger, and uglier, and...and...Dooby-dooby-doo, nice hot rod flames on that van!...(Chuckles)
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Just give up the powers, we should've kept a closer eye on Trixie so she wouldn't blow our cover.
  • Gilda: No wonder she became so unpopular long ago.
  • Trixie: (Offended by that)...Why don't you come over here and say that to my face, bird-brain! I'll show ya' who's unpopular, ya' stupid, stupid, VERY stupid griffin!
  • JGTMR: (Annoyed by Trixie's comments) Dear God, is this what you Lodgers consider normal?
  • Lord Shen: You have NO idea! We have to deal with craziness like this all the time. It what our audience calls 'comedy'.
  • Trixie: Hey! You know what else is called 'comedy'? I--
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
  • JGTMR: JUST GIVE ME THAT LITTLE PONY ALREADY BEFORE SHE SNAPS AND TRIES TO KILL ME AGAIN!!
  • Trixie: Oh, you want me to kill you again? WELL, IF YOU INSIST!! KA...ME...HA...ME...HAAAAA!! (Blasts a large magic laser, and JGTMR uses an energy shield to block it)
  • JGTMR: Oh, screw choosing, I'll take it myself! (Sucks up Trixie's stored magic)
  • Everyone: NOOOO!!!
  • JGTMR: (Once he has finished sucking the magic, he becomes much stronger, and much bigger than his Mega Form) GEEZ! MORTALS THESE DAYS ARE RETARDED COMPARED TO US GODLY BEINGS!! BUT NOW THAT I WIELD THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, I HAVE MY FULL POTENTIAL! I HAVE THE POWER OF 5 ALICORNS! AND JUST TO POOR MORE SALT IN THE WOUND...(Sucks the magic energy out of his hostages, and grows a bit stronger) YES! AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO! GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS LOUSY FORM!!
  • Trixie: (Her brain is no longer overwhelmed)...Uhhhghh! What happened? It felt like I was drunk or something--(Sees how large JGTMR is)...(Screams like a man, and faints)
  • Dodger: Okay, let's make something clear, Tirek!...How exactly ARE you going to use us to get yourself out of that form again? Is it really worth sucking our energy when you had just gotten access to stronger magic?
  • JGTMR: Well, I--...Huh?...Why didn't I think of that sooner?...Well, in that case! (Magically casts a spell on himself that finally frees him from his form, spitting Junjie, Makunga, Galaxhar, and Tai Lung out as they fall from a distant height, and Discord saves them with a snap that teleports them into the van)
  • Junjie:...Ohhh, dear Beijing Province, what just happened? (The villains look at the stern faces of the Lodgers and ponies)...(Chuckles nervously) Okay, maybe I went a bit out of hand with releasing someone that would turn against me, but--
  • Lord Shen: (Points his spear at Junjie)...The only reason we saved your lives is that we're heroes, which also implies that you take it up with Cobra and the others. Look at what your actions have done! (They see that Tirek is back to normal, and at the same size and a much stronger form)
  • Junjie:...(Screams like a girl, and faints)
  • Makunga: MY GOD, THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF DARKSPAWN!!
  • Tirek: NOW THAT I AM BACK AT LAST, YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR HUMILIATING ME!! AND SINCE I WIELD THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, I CAN FINALLY SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE YOUR OWN WEAPONS USED AGAINST YOU!!! (Cackles, and tries to use his newfound elemental powers, but discovers that nothing is happening)...What? Why isn't it working?!?
  • Discord: Well, while Trixie was busy distracting you, I saw to it that I transferred the Elemental powers into myself so you wouldn't get the pleasure of cheating your way to victory!
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, why transfer them into yourself--
  • Discord: UP-UP-UP! I have the kindness to help Fluttershy around with her animal friends, I have the loyalty of my friends, I have the generosity to offer you ponies the clues to opening that box in the Tree of Harmony, I have the honesty to admit a few things that I never did but you accused me of, though it's not really accurate, but I can feel it's presence, so it doesn't matter, and the laughter to...well...just amuse myself 24-7. And since I have magic, that means I CAN WIELD THE POWER THAT I PERSONALLY DESPISED FOR EONS!!!
  • Tirek:...Oh, s***!...Can we talk about this?
  • Discord: No! Because now that I am temporarily controlling these powers, I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU, BITCH!!! (Magically turns himself into a rainbow-like aura being similar to the rainbow variants of Twilight and her friends, and magically takes out a punching glove that glows in a rainbow aura as this plays:)
  • Tirek: Okay, maybe we have some little differences, but I'm sure we can work things through!
  • Discord: Hasta la vista, baby!
  • Tirek: NooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(Discord punches him all the way into his weak form and back into his cage in Tartarus as the music continues to play)
  • Reaper and the other Vulture demons appear with Grimmer and Cerberus appeared.
  • Reaper: "Welcome back home, amigo! (Laughs)!"
  • Chuckly: "So, Tiry, what was it like to lose to ponies, misfits, AND a Draconquus?!"
  • The Demon Vultures laughed!
  • Tirek growled.
  • Chuckly: "Oh boy! This is great, it's wonderful to have a captive audience again!"
  • The camera pans out as Tirek screams with Chuckly's constent jokes being made.

Chapter 4: Junjie's Comeuppance[]

Chrsital Empire.

  • Trixie hid in shame of screwing up.
  • Trixie: "I don't even remember what happened. I couldn't remember a thing. I always get blamed for things I don't remember doing. I hate being punished for not realising something."
  • Viper was over-hearing it.
  • Viper: "(Sighs)."
  • Viper slithered off.
  • Icky: "Ok, so now we got Tirek out of the way through extremely dumb luck, let's vote on how we can punish Trixie for almost screwing up. I vote for doing chores for 10 months."
  • Viper: "Guys, wait. It turns out.... Trixie, may've not been aware of what she was doing. She was under a power overload enfluence, remember? It isn't fair to punish her for not remembering something."
  • Spongebob: ".... Well, Viper's right guys. And even then, at least she tecnecally had a good cause of trying to save Tirek's hostages."
  • Tai: "Plus she did gave Tirek an epic butt-whooping! I can't be mad at that!"
  • Celestia: "You speak the truth Viper. Power-overload enfluence is often not something you can control. We can't really punish Trixie for something WE put her through to begin with."
  • Icky: "But, but, but! We were almost screwed!?"
  • Luna: "The only ones at fault was Tirek desiding to cheat his way to power! Trusting Trixie with the power could've otherwise worked and we'd be able to safely devise a plan had he played fair. Though granted, Demons never play fair, so, I suppose this incident was in some way ineditable. Trixie should be hailed for at least trying to correct that act of cheating."
  • Cadence: "In fact, I'll see to it that the chrsital ponies make a statue tribute to her, along with Discord, for attempted bravery and inadvertingly aiding Discord in stopping Tirek."
  • Icky: "..... Seriously? How come when Trixie screws up, she gets a free pass, but when I do it, I do chores for a week?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's simple.... We don't get out of YOUR crew-ups so easily. At least Trixie has an excuse, if not several, for her own error in judgement, in due to impaired judgement. You are just nothing more then a twat."
  • Twilight: "Well, in that case, I guess Trixie was a great inadvertient help to us, even if mostly through Discord."
  • Pinkie: "LET'S THROW A "HURRAY FOR TRIXIE THE ACCSIDENTAL HERO" PARTY FOR HER?!"
  • Rarity: "Well, it feels bittersweet, but, oh why not! I ain't a grudgeful pony."
  • Trixie was over hearing this and was surprised. She started to cry small tears of joy for abit.
  • Trixie: "Viper..... Thank you....."
  • Icky: "Uggggh. Can we at least wail on Junjie and his clowns?"
  • Junjie, Tai Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar were sneaking away.
  • Tigress: "No need. A certain someone already has THAT covered."
  • Wrath pounced and hugged Junjie! This causes Junjie to drop the fuse meddailian, and for it to fall into Trixie's procession! 
  • Wrath: "FATHER?! YOUR OK?!"
  • The Other sin ponies grabbed and hug Junjie!
  • Junjie: "SIN PONIES, PLEASE GET OFF OF ME?! I NEED TO BE ABLE ESCAPE BEFORE I AM NOTICED, OR WORSE MANG COMES AND-"
  • Cobra's voice: JUNJIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
  • Junjie: Oh, f***!!! (Cobra, Chrysalis, and Mirage appeared)...(Chuckles nervously) I-uh...I...don't you just hate flirters?
  • Cobra: "Those are not hugs of romance. They're hugs of children!?"
  • Junjie:...I can explain!
  • Cobra: SILENCE! We are very disappointed in you for all this! Not only have you gotten me in trouble with the High Council AND caused me to lose a medallion I had been working for years on end, but YOU EVEN DISOBEYED MY ORDERS AND CREATED...THESE ABOMINATIONS!!!
  • Glutton: ".... Hurtful!"
  • Chrysalis: And you know what the punishment is for disobeying us!
  • Junjie: (Gulps)
  • Greed: "Well, aren't we the pot calling the kettle black? Your not exactly what nature had intended yourself you-"
  • Cobra hissed violently at Greed, scaring him into submission!
  • Greed: "EEEK?!"
  • Envy: "YOU MANAGED TO SCARE GREED?! I WANNA SCARE-"
  • Wrath: "NOT, A GOOD, TIME, ENVY?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Uh..... In my defence, I mainly helped him create these things as per being a good friend, I-"
  • Mirage made a jaugar roar at Galaxhar who flinched and coilin in fear, wimpering like a wimp!
  • Cobra: "Ohh, Junjie, your friends are at least lucky they'll be doing POTATO DUTY FOR THE FOLLOWING DAYS AHEAD?! You, have something FAR, more grim in mind!? Starting with your little freaks!?"
  • Junjie: "..... (Gulp), again."
  • Shifu: Leagers, we agreed that you would go easy on him. AND you promised that we would decide the fate of these sin ponies in good time. But until then, you are not going to do anything without my permission as a member of the High Council!
  • Mirage: Foolish mortal! You DARE cross me?
  • Shifu: Lord Shen, would you mind calling the High Council? They might need to know that we're not off to a good start.
  • Lord Shen: It would be a PLEASURE!
  • Mirage: VERY WELL!! For the sake of not getting annoyed by Phasir's pitiful teachings, we will uphold our end of the deal.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, that's what I thought!
  • Gluttony: Are they gonna kill us, father?
  • Envy: I don't wanna die!
  • Junjie: "Well, uh, I-"
  • Cobra: "WELL AS MUCH AS I WOULD!?........ I've had the misfortune of being oblingated to, do something different. Ordenarly, any un-autherised creation of the leage, reguardless of what they are and/or who their creator was, normally end up, well, (mimics a knife slicing across a throat)!"
  • Most of the sin ponies were scared, except of Wrath who only stared angerly at him, and Sloth who isn't even giving a fuck.
  • Sloth: "Death threats are lame."
  • Cobra: "..... What is wrong with that pony?"
  • Junjie: "Well, since she represents the sin of sloth, she is too lazy to even express emotions."
  • Cobra: "Wait, you made these things based on the christain sins?"
  • Junjie: "Well, yes, I originally intended them to be used against the lougers back when that aninesiastic spongebob thing happened, but you tecnecally rejected them because you didn't wanted to be harrassed by the High Council while having the sniffles!"
  • Cobra: "..... They were your plan? Not that it isn't ironicly impressive, but, how are you gonna used ponies based on the christain sins, to defeat the lougers?"
  • Tai Lung: "Oh, that plan was brillent had you allowed it to be inetsiated, deception of the lougers through their trust in ponies! It's foolproof! Lust could've pervertly harassed the lougers, Greed could've corrupted Mr. Krabs to sell out Kairi, Spyro and the square one, Sloth would've made EVERYONE lazy, Wrath is the most destructive, Envy is just, well, envious, Glutton..... I am not really sure, maybe something about eating all of the lougers food, and Pride, oh, Pirde's amazing?! She's alot like master Fenghuang and knows all of the 12 impossable moves! Did I mentioned they all know kung fu?"
  • Makunga: "But you tecnecally rejected it cause you allowed a little cold snuff out their previous potainional."
  • Cobra: "...... Well, I'm not afraid to admit that was my bad, that does asentually sounded like a plan from you I would've approved on. Almost, I am actselly sorry I unknowingly rejected them! But tecnecally or not, they're not autherised VA creations and therefore, are not fit for includtion! Again, normally, we'd destroy un-autherised creatures of the VA, but to avoid the High Council incrising their ineditable punishment no doubt apawn me, I deside to let these brillent but flawed creatures have an exception: mere banishment from the leage."
  • Junjie: "WHAT!? You can't banished my babies!?"
  • Icky: "Pfft!? Babies!?"
  • Cobra: "Oh come on, at least I'm actselly letting them live under High Council demand! Besides, as brillent as they were meant to be, let's remember what Tirek said about them!"
  • Junjie: "He was lying and trying to psyice me out?! I know they're evil to the core!"
  • Cobra: "Oh come on man! As much as an untameable Chernibog Loyalist Tirek was, he had a point! Ponies can NEVER be truely evil! Sure, they can be like that psyco Pred Judu Des or assholes like that Black Tie doughe, but they can NEVER be evil! Thanks to Celestia and a religen questionably based on a petname for allience, they can always have a hidden purity for them! Something that prevents them from ever being truely evil!"
  • Junjie: "YOUR JUST SAYING THAT CAUSE YOUR AFRAID TO GET A FEW EXTRA ZAPS, YOU COWERD!?"
  • Cobra: "Ok, OBVIOUSLY, your not gonna take the truth from me OR Tirek, so how's about you take it from the sun horse's mouth!? Celestia, could you tell Junjie that Tirek was right on this ONE thing?"
  • Celestia:... Junjie, he's right. We Alicorn Gods didn't create earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi to be truly evil. We created them because they needed creatures that had so much heart inside of them, they would keep order in our precious home. Why else do you think we treat friendship as a religion? Why else do we constantly try to protect it from the evils that formed through either Chernabog or Malefor's hand? All the things of Equestria that are truly evil are not created by us. They are created by darker forces like the Darkspawn. Tirek and Cobra are correct with this statement. No matter how tainted, greedy, preachy, or mean a pony can be, there's always something inside of them that could win them over. Pred Judu Des is evil because he's a hero that isn't needed anymore since ponies have made peace with other Equestrian creatures. Black Tie was only a victim of a horrible tragedy, and it left him crippled for life. If a pony were to TRULY be evil, it wouldn't be a pony at all.
  • Cobra: HAH! See? These 7 personality-deprived ponies are sure to be cured of their bad behaviors because THEY'RE EQUESTRIAN PONIES! One of the most pure beings of the UUniverses! Chernabog has been targeting this world because HE KNEW IT'S PURITY THREATENED HIS RULE!!! The Draconequui, Tirek and Scorpan were created specifically to change them. Sure Scorpan was a failed creation, but Tirek always said during his reign that Scorpan WAS THE FIRST ONE BORN!!! The first of a creation tends to be a failure. Tyranny was the first of the Draconequui and wasn't in a serpentine-like form because of it, but he was lucky to not only have been the first, but the worst! PONIES WILL NEVER BE TRULY EVIL!! GET OVER IT!!!
  • Junjie:...(Cries, surprising everyone, including the villains)
  • Wrath: SHAME ON YOU, COBRA!! HOW DARE YOU HURT OUR FATHER'S FEELINGS?!? I SHOULD CUT YOUR HEAD OFF FOR THAT!!
  • Twilight: THAT'S ENOUGH, ALL OF YOU!!! This conversation has gone too south already! Junjie, I'm sorry if we ponies are not a perfect source of treachery. But you didn't know, so there's nothing to be ashamed of. Cobra, I know you're pissed at Junjie for nearly causing our doom, but you have NO right to take your anger out on him like you just did! And you seven? You need to learn proper manners if you all want to live. Nopony here likes ponies like you in society unless you learn to behave better. Especially YOU, Wrath!
  • Wrath: What do you know? You're just an artificial Alicorn! A MORTAL Alicorn! You don't know anything like the Alicorn Gods of old do! You don't know squat--(Twilight makes his mouth disappear) MMPPPHH!!!
  • Twilight: There will be none of that in this conversation! In fact, I don't want any nonsense from ANY of you seven until we are sure you've changed! (Makes all of their mouths disappear)
  • Junjie: YOU JUST MADE THEIR MOUTHS VANISH!!
  • Twilight: I'm only doing this until we can assure they won't say anything obvious to stall the important stuff like this conversation about ALL OF OUR WELL-BEING!!
  • Celestia:...Wow! Twilight, I've never seen you stand up to a situation like that before.
  • Discord: Yeah, you gave Fluttershy's Stare a run for it's money just now!
  • Cobra: Okay, what are we agreeing on?
  • Celestia: Cobra, we're working things through. What we're asking from you is that you don't punish Junjie as much as you usually do, or even far worse than it for that matter. Just enough to make sure he doesn't do something like this again. Am I clear?
  • Cobra: Very well, I am a reasonable snake. We will give him a proper and fair punishment.
  • Celestia: And as for the sin ponies, we will ensure that they be given ordinary lives. But not now. Just until we believe they are ready.
  • Junjie: So you'll be keeping their mouths gone until then?
  • Twilight: Well, not exactly, but we'll just make sure they don't make obvious comments about their namesakes. (Magically makes their mouths appear, and they find that they can't speak) Because I'm sure they need to eat somehow!...Except not as much as Gluttony does.
  • Mirage: Very well, then! As long as this horrible incident is put behind us and it doesn't happen again. I am loyal to my father only, and not to Chernabog. I knew before hand that Chernabog only considers my father a pawn and a disappointment in the name of Darkspawn since our Black Cauldron incident.
  • Celestia: Then you understand that we can't EVER let him escape?
  • Mirage: Indeed. He would only double-cross my father and take everything for himself. But nevertheless, our decision is final.
  • Junjie: Will I ever see my creations again?
  • Cobra: "Sorry, the idea of them reforming means the corrupter by High Council law is forbidden to see them again. Believe me, I LONG learn THAT painful law. In fact, it's likely among the things my fuse plan is now a bust before given a chance to defend itself. I might not have the chance to give an over-the-top punishment Tman would make that the producer didn't bother invite cause of the fanfic thing coming back with a vengence, but I know of plently just as, equilly satisfying."
  • Cobra grabs Junjie, and the villains vanished.

Chapter 5: The Sinister Seven's Fate[]

  • Icky: "So, we're stuck with these guys now, huh? So, how can we make sin ponies meant to be very disfuntional useful and benifital to socity anyway?"
  • Celestia: "That is a concerning challnage. The sins they were created to represent are, natrolly disbenifital."
  • Trixie came to the lougers holding the fuse meddailian.
  • Trixie: "Viper, I, I just wanna say, thanks, for standing up to me. You really didn't had to and-"
  • Viper: "You didn't know what you were doing Trixie. It was the least I can do."
  • Icky: "Well, I'll confess, I shouldn't've been TOO quick to turn on ya like that Trix. I should've known better then that."
  • Iago: "Plus, it was indeed impressive on how you beaten Tirek like that. He certainly didn't see it coming!"
  • Squidward: "But back to Junjie's little science projects. What to do with them?"
  • Rarity: "Well, half of them have pretty predictable alternatives. Greed can obviously do well in the banking community, Glutton might be handy in dealing with leftovers if no pony wants them.... Though we DO need to alter out his carniviorious tendingies. I believe Lust would fancy being part of one those late-night saucy clubs in Manhatten I once seen, but, Pride, Envy Slouth, and Wrath?... Well, being wrathful, envious, overly zealious and, just lazy is hardly changable to be benifital to socity."
  • Luna: "Well, we could just as easily awaken their true pure selfs by turning them into oppistes of their current selfs."
  • Rarity: How will that turn out?
  • Luna: Well, Wrath will be nicer, and he might be a perfect addition to the Equestian Military Force, especially for those at Hayfield 64. Envy will not be whiny, but she'll just accept people 'being better than her', and hope that she just be as good as them, and we'll determine her new career later. Sloth will no longer be lazy, but she could do well with video games since... Well, it's obviously the only thing she gives genuene bucks about. And as for Pride...well, she won't be an egotistical jerk anymore, and she's another pony who's career we'll decide with some more thinking. We probuly have to also change their names to make their former personas less rekindiseable.
  • Dr. Cockroach: Are you sure these seven will accept never seeing their 'father' again?
  • Shifu: Sorry, the law simply cannot be ignored. Even iPads or face-screening is forbidden. The best thing we can do to fix that is to wipe their memories clean of Junjie. It may seem like a cruel thing to do since I consider it not ethically sound, but it's the only way we can ensure that these seven can live better lives.
  • Icky: "And knowing the leage, they might have ways to make sure Junjie follows that law to the letters! I bet Mang has some, espeically darker ways to make him follow it espeically."
  • Dr. Cockroach: Still, wouldn't it feel much better to just give them something greater than just doing something like this so we don't feel...well...bad that we erased their memories of the creator they cared so much about?
  • Shifu: As much as I want to say yes, I don't think I can because there might not be anything greater for us to do.
  • B.O.B: Well, I think we might have to, because I noticed that they're not exactly taking not seeing their 'father' again very well.
  • Kowalski: I agree. What if the seven were to remember their creator? That would certainly bring the risk of them turning evil and targeting the High Council.
  • Shifu:...That's a good point.
  • Tigress: Then that's something we might have to inform the High Council about.
  • ???: Don't worry, we already noticed the problem. (Ignitus and the Dragon Guardians arrive)
  • Cyril: The High Council is already aware of the risks our decree is bringing, and are discussing what to do about it even as we speak.
  • Spyro: Have you come up with something?
  • Volteer: Not quite. But judging by how reforming them will take time, I think we'll have some time to decide what to do. Either way, the rules are the rules, even if they're considered unethical sometimes.
  • Shenzi: I don't think we truly have time to settle something like this. Some of us are loosing our heads trying to figure this out.
  • Sparx: Can't we just make magical clones of the seven for Junjie to see?
  • Ignitus: That's technically violating the law. Magic is not an exception for things like this. I'm afraid it's not that easy for the High Council to go through ethical problems. We've dealt with them before, and it took us weeks, months, or even years to decide what to do.
  • Patrick: I have no idea what's going on here!
  • Celestia:...I think I have an idea...
  • Everyone: "You do?"

Later...

  • Sin Ponies: FATHER!! (They all hug Master Chao, who is disturbed)
  • Spyro:...You let Master Chao adopt them?
  • Celestia: Yes. Sure Junjie can't serve as a fatherly figure, so I altered their minds a bit and made them forget that Junjie created them, and won't even recognize him when they see him. But since they needed a family figure, I decided that one of the High Council members serve as a fatherly figure.
  • Shifu: You think Chao is willing to accept that?
  • Master Chao: Of course I am! I personally always wanted children to look after. I assure you that I'll treat them as well as Junjie did.
  • Celestia: See? Why let them wallow in misery of a lost father than by allowing them to be watched over by a member of the High Council, the ones who had a hard time with what to do with them?
  • Sandy:...Well, it is a good choice.
  • Icky: "Oh good, all's well that ended well."
  • Marty: "And now, WHO'S UP FOR A PARTY!?"
  • Pinkie: "In TRIXIE'S honor for inadvertingly helping us stoping Tirek by being a drunken silly goose!"
  • Trixie: "Alcourse. Afterwords, let's make sure, THIS ugly thing (holds the fuse meddailian) never sees the light of day again."
  • Shifu grabs it.
  • Shifu: "I'll deal with it myself personally with Ignitus' supervision."

The Chrsital Empire castle.

  • All of Equestia has been invited to attend a new party for the unvailing of new statue tributes for Discord and Trixie for their part in defeating Tirek!

This plays.

Let_the_Rainbow_Remind_You_With_Lyrics_-_My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_Song

Let the Rainbow Remind You With Lyrics - My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Song

  • As the song went on, the Christal Ponies unvailed a new statue next to Spike's, of Trixie and Discord standing on top of a defeated Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek.
  • Discord: "I just LOVE the details of the statue!"
  • Trixie: ".... I, actselly FOUGHT THAT?!"
  • Discord: "Actselly yes, why?"
  • Trixie fainted!
  • Discord: "........ Now THAT'S our Trixie! (Laughs)!
  • Wrath was seen in millaterry uniform, Glutton is seen less fat, but still tubby enough for him to be still rekindiseable, Lust is seen decently dressed and well behaved, Pride is now a fastion model, Envy is now looking much happier, and Sloth is now seen dressed as a video game designer, and Greed is now dressed like Fancy pants.
  • Chao came in and all seven pounced and hugged him!
  • Discord gives Celestia some flowers and a wink, with Shen suddenly appearing growling!
  • Discord: "They are friendship flowers, Shenny. They're friendship flowers."
  • Shen: "Just making sure."

The song finishes up.

Meanwhile, the Leage fortress.

  • Junjie, Tai Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar are seen being made to hard labor.
  • Junjie: ".... At least, the 7 are where they can be happy."
  • Galaxhar: "Even if they won't remember you anymore?"
  • Tai Lung: "And that Chao will be made new father?"
  • Makunga: "And that in weeks time they'll be turned into wusses like every other equestian?"
  • Junjie screams and cries!?
  • G, T, M: "Aw, fudge....."
  • Mang was secretly watching this, surprisingly remorseful.
  • Lord Cobra: "As much as I would still find you bothersome Junjie.... (Opens up a locket with a picture of him and Dark Cynder in it), I actselly know what that is like.... (Sighs sadly, and walks away.)"

Epilogue[]

Chrsital Empire.

  • The party was still going on. Unknown to them, a pony-shaped figure was watching with wings and horn.
  • ???: "Impressive.... Even the "Mighty" Tirek, fused with a bunch of extremeist fools, couldn't surprass them.... Just like how the once infamous Zuthron failed and..... Father..... You were befallen to them too.... I..... I wasn't able to save you...."
  • The Figure mindgrains as the visions of Sombor's fate in To Let Go, Or To Be Sad Forever were seen quickly and fast-motion
  • ???: "NO!? GAHHH?! Father! No....... Why..... Why did they do this to you? You were misunderstood, you only wanted to help, and they.... They.... They petrifived you! I.... I.... I won't let this stand! I'll bring you back father, and we'll punish the mortals who wronged you! But the defeats of Zuthron and Tirek are proof that I can't do this alone. You knew that. That's why you recruited that idiot viking Grimoors. But I need servents more obedient then THAT idiot. I need people that know how to break in even the most secure of places, even that, of the darkspawn museum.... I need..... A crime boss..... Yes..... And I had visions, of one particularly, famous one."
  • The figure laughed as it flew off.

Fin?

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