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Keucan Revolution is the 49th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In the Alternate UUniverses, Keuca is a tropical island planet populated mostly by sentient birds that is like Cuba in almost many ways, though not culturally, as it almost caused a claimed planet-destroying period during the Interuniversal War during an illegal astro-laser smuggling operation which almost ended it's known feud against two nations: the Democratic Flightless Keucanics and the Republican Flight-Capable Keubrics, each of which have different cultures and understanding of worlds that actually conflict with each other, and have been fighting for control over the world itself until the Interuniversal War left them to separate into two territories that have both sides of the planet. However, these two nations still hate each other because it's basically like an alternate version on democrats and republicans getting along in the USA today, only at an extreme level. At one point, they did live together until typical conflicting and counter-views soured their friendships. The Keucans are against weapons and have banned them completely, they support atheism and have no serious religious restrictions, they support LGBT rights and abortions, respect private and public matters, only minorly patriotic but include other cultures to show "Symbols of Universealness", and they despise violence, preferring diplomatic means of settling conflict, among others. But the Keubrics are the exact opposite, as they have an increased right to bare arms, abide to 'religious freedoms' which means LGBT rights and abortions are banned (though certain exceptions are apparent), have restrictions on immigration which involves personal space-ruining procedures, favor needlessly-strict and unnecessary security procedures for 'the protection of the public' even if it violates certain rights of even pure loyalists, they take patriotism far too seriously as they end up looking like self-caring jerks when they're really just proud of their zeal and would react negatively when such zeal is challenged by even the nicest reality check ever, and they are infamous for being easily prone to declaring war on any race, even when they were only minimally inconvinenced by one mere rogue. Though despite these contradicting customs, they do symbolically protect each other as the Keubrics' militant action protects Keuca from hostile forces looking for easy pickings, and the Keucans' diplomacy prevents other races from despising Keuca's shortcomings. But the Lodgers and Heroes Act have been called here to investigate major concerns of a deadly weapon being made. Being done so by an infamous communist group known as The Equalists, consisting ofincredibly ruthless rogue militant Keubrics and Keucans that are actually the cause of the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis during the Interuniversal War, well, at least the part where a "Defective Astro-Laser" attacked a crime-ridden world and caused a giant hole in it, the rest wasn't even in their control as it was because of bad politics, bad hindsight, and because of rouge millaterry and civil unrest, have resurfaced after decades absence, to repeat their astro-laser smuggling operation, this time without fear of rebuttle from the Legion with full support from the Humans for obvious reasons. The Equalists plan to do this by framing the Keubrics for disasterous planetary strikes attacks and cause an uproar so bad that it eventually breaks the stubborn pride of the leaders, making them force the Keubrics to forsake their separation and re-unite with the Keucans, espeically in light of the fact that the Keubrics living seperately from the Keucans that it lead the Keubrics to have a very nasty reputation, which mostly seemed to help keep the Equalists obscured, as even the Legion of Dominant Races simply thought that the astro-lasers were there mostly because of the Keubrics being at their worse. It helped little that the Keubrics intended to do such a thing from the beginning. The Equalists, while extreme, only aim to unify their divided world to make it a better place by getting rid of everything and everyone that conflicts with them and 'equalize' Keuca for good, even if it means worlds have to be harmed by their astro-laser stockpile, though have toned them down to only create giant non-nuclear blasts in remote areas of the planet that create craters the size of those on moons, enough to cause panic to the rest of the targeted world but not enough to make the Keubrics look bad enough to cause a needless war, as the aim is to only bring outcry to make the Keubrics re-unite with the Keucans. As such, the misfits and the HA, with Gazelle's help, must halt this. But there's still the matter of stopping the Equalists overall, which includes their super-mutant/cyborg/necromorphic/near-god Xulture leader, Master Equinox, who was a former Keubric soldier who lived during the united days of Keuca until the dividing left him to subjugate himself with many controversial experiments to make him live long enough and become powerful enough to forever 'shape Keuca back the way it should be', even if it means becoming a communist through siding with the planet's infamous communist splinter cell and transforming it into what is known as the Equalists of today. What is to be Keuca's ultimate fate?

Transcript

The Great Gatsby - Filter - Happy Together HD

The Great Gatsby - Filter - Happy Together HD

Intro (The Great Gatsby- Filter- Happy Together)

Chapter 1: Planet Keuca

Hero Hive, During the Mid-End of the Last Episode

  • Xandy and Hudson were seen surrounded by the alot of villains.
  • Hundson: "...... You sure the new tecnec is gonna work?"
  • Xandy: "..... It's better then nothing."
  • Hudson then gets Xandy onto his shoulders, then flew up into the air with the villains looking on and aiming their weaponry at them!
  • Xandy: ".... 3...... 2...... 1?!"
  • Hudson spinned Xandy off of his shoulders!
  • Xandy spinned around areodimaticly, then fast flipped as she brought out her guns then proceed to fire and disarmed every villain!
  • Then Hudson began to flew quickly enough to trap the entire villain mob with a whirlwind, disorianting the disarmed villains!
  • Suddenly, A villain with a whip used it to snagged Hudson in the leg, stoping the process as Hudson yelped with a squack!
  • Xandy was surprised by the yelp and was smacked by a flying bug villain!
  • The two crashed into eachother as the Villains regained their weaponry and aimed at the group.
  • Hudson: "..... Your tecnec failed again."
  • Xandy: "Ugh.... It needs more practice.... OK ZOSIMO?! END THE SIMULATION!?"
  • Suddenly, the villains turned into holligrams and vanished as the wasteland they were in becomes a virtual room.
  • Hudson: "Ok, Zos, why did you had the Whip Master stop me from disorianting the villains and WHY did you had Mega-Bug harm Xandy when she wasn't looking?"
  • Zosimo: Well, they weren't nessersarly controled by me, but rather just following by their programming. These simulated villains are supposed to be like the real thing, ergo, they HAVE to be challenging... Depending upon the training level. Otherwise, they would've been inaccreate to the real thing.
  • Hudson:...Well, this is the hard level, you can't really blame him for that.
  • Xandy: (Sighs) Yeah, that's right. I think it's about time we gave this a break.
  • Zosimo: Very well. Just turn in your virtual training attire and virt-guns and you can go relax in the lounge. Plus, I've got some new video games for you to try out on the console...AND some new movies.
  • Xandy: Well, that's wonderful! What do you say, Huddy? Should we do movies or video games?
  • Hudson: Well, I'm starting to get the hang of using a video game controller with my wings, but I prefer the movies.
  • Xandy: Okay, then. But you might wanna wait for me because I gotta feed Nytrox.
  • Hudson: Take your time, honey. (The two kissed and they got changed and went out)

Lounge

  • Both Magnum and Samantha are seen meditating while Aurlena was seen arm wreasling with Telthona.
  • Telthona: "Your handicaps are no match for REAL cyberconnectics, suger."
  • Aurlena: "Ohh, do WE like to talk rough!? Well get ready to be surprised what a "Handicap" can do!"
  • Telthona: (They ended up evenly matched as they kept on getting closer until they were pulled up again)...
  • Samantha: Uh, girls, you're both apparently evenly-matched in terms of strength. Just give it up.
  • Aurlena: No way, stalik! This battle isn't over until we have a winner! (Tries her hardest, making a funny face while doing so)
  • Telthona: HAD ENOUGH YET, YEERKAT?!?
  • Magnum: Girls, I think Samantha may be right. You've literally been at this for half an hour.
  • Aurlena: WE CAN...DO THIS...ALL DAY!
  • Magnum: Okay, enough of this! (Casts a spell that makes the both of them tired quicker as they fell to the ground sweating)
  • Aurlena:...Magnum, did you-
  • Magnum: Don't ask questions you know the answer to. It had to stop either way. Now, do something other than arm wrestling, because Grafatus knows that neither of you can win that game.
  • Telthona:...Wanna watch Zirago XV again?
  • Aurlena: Balls yeah, that movie is what I consider the best in that 50-movie series.
  • Samantha: I never thought that a movie franchise could be popular enough to guarantee over 50 movies.
  • Telthona: What can I say? A story about a space voyager who is 50% hated or 50% praised by the rest of the universe he lives in seems to be an interesting premise and can inspire a lot of good ideas.
  • Magnum: And as for watching it, I'm afraid you'll have to wait. We did buy some new movies and video games, so we need to give some people a chance to try them out.
  • Aurlena:...Crap, that's right. I've been dying to try out that new sequal to Pirates of Sigma Cross, the new God Zone game, these three new Xalcrom Wars games, and Magobah Outcry.
  • Samantha: Easy there, girls, just because we have new forms of entertainment, it doesn't mean we shouldn't try them out willy-nilly.
  • Hudson: (Flew in and landed) Hey, guys!
  • Aurlena:...We're all girls.
  • Hudson: Does it really matter? Anyway, is the TV available for those new movies?
  • Magnum: Well, these two wanted to try the video games.
  • Hudson: Aw, dammit!
  • Aurlena:... Where's Xandy?
  • Hudson: Feeding Nytrox.
  • Telthona: Well good to know she acknowledge's that cute troggle's existence. Anyway, we were starting to look forward to playing these new games.
  • Hudson:... Well, I was looking forward to watching that new Pixxart Unleashed movie.
  • Zosimo: (Comes in) I'd settle for that new Honnus Paw's Adventures series, or the other ones I bought like Game Wars, Warduty, and a few recent Mimzy films like that remake of Pixollo and The Girl and the Harbin. Those are all cult classics.
  • Cloakblade: (Arrives) Arbasus, guys, how many movies and video games did you pick up?
  • Zosimo: 30 movies and 20 video games.
  • Cloakblade:... And how much did all those cost?
  • Telthona: Calm down, Cloakblade, it didn't cost that much. Well, that is to say, we didn't bought them all on the same day. Heck, some of them were delivered here.
  • Cloakblade: Well, it's comferting to know that at least we aren't being, RECKLESSLY flamboient with our budget. Remember that it's Grand Council funding, which in term is often taxpayer money, which is meant to keep us well supplied with true essentials and maintaining maintanence of the building.
  • Zosimo: "Aw, relax, Cloak, the Grand Council did say we're free to use the budget to our liking."
  • Cloakblade: "That doesn't mean they're not expecting us to still use it respondsability. And keep in mind, one day we may get some very eccrentric, flamboient, and very expendsive to maintain members, thus the Grand Council will become politically motivated to be more strict about our budget and more stern on how we use it."
  • Zosimo: "Oh don't you worry much. I can do all the sterness for them as tecnecal leader until we get a real one in place to handle any newbie eccentricness, let alone any member getting out of hand. They have nothing to worry about the money being wasted."
  • Cloakblade: "For all our sakes, I hope this will be a consistent promise."
  • Samantha: "Now let's steer this back onto who is getting the TV for the time permitting."
  • Xandy: (She comes in with Nytrox, who jumped onto Hudson and starting licking him) Hey, guys! Is the TV available?
  • Samantha: "We're caught in a debate on what to use the TV with."
  • Xandy: "Figures."
  • Zosimo: "Well ya'll can continue that without me. I'm going to check up on Clifton and Vance, and make sure neither of them do something stupid. Also, that talk about me being temporary leader reminded me of a noticable absince of two small-fry love-birds. I'm off to make sure BOTH of those duos stay out of trouble. For themselves and us. (Leaves)."

Elsewhere, in the armory.

  • Clifton was seen exsamining a big blaster.
  • Clifton: "Ohh, yeah. I can wreck some serious villain s*** with this baby! I love being a Class III Hero!"
  • Vancer: "I would recimend being careful with that, Cliff. From what the computer said, that's a Mark 10 Classification Huncus BNG-886 Plasmablast Gun."
  • Clifton: Yeah, it's part of the Teel Gosa Huncus' weapon series, what's not to like about this f*****?
  • Vancer: Well, as if you don't already know, it uses concentrated concussive bolts of superheated green plasma that, upon impact, could blast through titanium like it was Styrofoam. The blast is devastating to anyone within a 10ft radius. One minor misfire with that baby, and it goes off like fireworks in a Warbothian Celebration.
  • Clifton: "Pfft! I know what I'm doing. Right Peepers and Jeepers?"
  • The two bots were seen nerviously hiding behind an engry sheild, as the both of them nerviously gave a thumbs up.
  • Vancer: "..... Repair bots hiding behind sheilds..... Not a good sign."
  • Clifton: "Aw come on guys, have alittle more faith in me then that!"
  • Vancer: "I'm just saying that even for a Class III, it's not generally a good idea to mess with a Mark 10 Classified Weapon. Your way better off leaving the thing alone!"
  • Clifton: "Well what's it doing here waiting to be used in the armory if it wasn't meant to be used?"
  • Vancer: "It's sort've like, an emergency weapon. Like, in the case we would need it against a super-weapon or something. I mean, isn't that why a lot of police forces and rebellions around the UUniverses carry them just in case?"
  • Clifton: "Up, that's the thing with life! Who's to say we can and can't use it when we never know WHEN a super-weapon problem shows up?"
  • Vancer: "You contradicted yourself! We indeed CAN'T! That means it'll just as likely NOT happen as it would happen!"
  • Clifton: "Oh, why are you such a stick in the Gravenousian mud?"
  • Vancer: "I'm just advising you to not mess with the damn thing."
  • Zosimo: "(Comes in and clears his throat). And you would be wise to take Vancer's word into consideration, Cliff. (Takes out a card with the same gun on it) The trading cards of that thing are VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY specific about it's power, so... (Takes the gun) This gun ain't beginner friendly! It's best to leave the damn thing alone unless a situation calls for it!"
  • Clifton: "Ok, ok, Zossy, don't get your gears into a twist!"
  • Zosimo: "Good.... Now, do y'all mind telling me where Nano and Miami are?"
  • Vancer: "Uh, beats, me, Zosimo."
  • Clifton: "Uh, nope! Haven't seen them! (Chuckles nerviously)......."
  • Zosimo: "........ They've gone dating again, have they?"
  • Vancer: "At Le Shuckers."
  • Clifton: "VANCE?!"
  • Vancer: "He pretty much found out anyway, so what point is there to lying?!"
  • Zosimo: "DAG NABBIT!? Those two spend more time giving each-other googly eyes then they do waiting for missions!?"
  • Clifton: "Look, in all fairness, the Grand Council made NO rules about us having social lives."
  • Zosimo: "True, but that doesn't give Nano and Miami an excuse to lollygag around and run the risk of missing out on a mission!"
  • Clifton: "Oh nice one, Vance. I doubt Nano would trust us with anything again after that!"
  • Vancer: "Well we are required in the HA to be honest, so, I'm just following the expectations."
  • Zosimo: "Ugh.... I'll deal with you two later. I'm sending a G5 Surveillance Drone to find them!" (Presses a button on his wrist, then a green, blue, and yellow drone flew off)

A fancy restuarent.

  • Nanobyte and Miami in fancy clothing are seen enjoying a classy meal.
  • Miami: "Oh, Nan..... This is a lovely dinner."
  • Nanobyte: "Only the best for my best gal.... Plus, we can send the bill to the Grand Council, so the dinner is pre-paid-for."
  • Miami: "Oh Nano, you and your little sceames."
  • Nanobyte: "But that's besides the point...... Mi..... There's uh, something I want to ask you for awhile now since we became an item. (Brings up a black box). (Struggles with it), Miami, would, (Struggles with opening it), would you, (Struggles still), you, (Opens it finally) YEAH! There we go! Ahem! Miami, would you, marry me- (Plops down cause of the box's waight with the diamond ring)! DOW?! WOW, THIS RARIUM CUT RING IS FREAKING HEAVY!? Ow!?"
  • Miami gasped in amazement.
  • Miami: "You.... Got me a Rarium Ring? But they're unbelieveably expensive! How did you get such a thing?"
  • Miami takes the jewelry off of him.
  • Nanobyte: "Well, it pays to have an uncle who's a jeweler that was cowinidently also a former rarium miner on Occolo who is more than happy to give this sort've thing for free. Like I said. Only the best for my best gal."
  • Miami: ".....Occolo? Literally the richest source of rarium in the UUniverses?!? EVEN THE CORE IS 89% RARIUM!! Oh, Nano, this all so sudden."
  • Nanobyte: "We've, only been dating eachother since the Pharagu insodent..... Late last year?"
  • Miami: "Well, I meant, I never expected you to propose to me so soon, I.... I kinda figured you would take your time...."
  • Nanobyte: "Ugh..... Let me guess..... No? Look, if you want to wait until you feel ready, that's fine and-"
  • Miami grabs Nanobyte.
  • Miami: "..... That wasn't a no, my lovable goof-ball. Of chourse I'll marry you..... But, I would rather it be on a further date from now. It still feels too sudden."
  • Nanobyte: "(Laughs), Sounds like a plan for me!"
  • The two were about to kiss until a waiter bot came in.
  • Waiter Bot: "Par-don me, mesures, but an HA probe came in asking for you two by name. It said it has a message from Zosimo. Appearing to be related to having a complaint about coming to Le Shuckers without prior permission."
  • Nanobyte: "And alchourse Zosimo the Buzzkill strikes again! Knew I can't trust Vance and Clift without this happening! Can it NOT get worse!"
  • Waiter Bot: "Oh. By the way. Here's your bill."
  • Nanobyte: "Oh, eh, I already told your friend that the Grand Council will cover that."
  • Waiter Bot: "Error: New Restuarent Policy forbids the useage of tabs to discourage freeloading."
  • Nanobyte: "WHAT!? Since when?!"
  • Waiter Bot: "Rather recently after your initial request was made. I am not programmed to make the rules, I only follow them."
  • Nanobyte: "BUT HOW ELSE AM I GONNA PAY FOR YOUR OUTRAGIOUS PRICES FOR EVEN JUST SOME SOUP IF I CAN'T HAVE THE GRAND COUNCIL COVER FOR ME!?"
  • Waiter Bot: "(Beeps for a bit). Management response: We have some few suggestions based on your current size."

Inisde the dark crevages of the restuarent.

  • Hidious squirrel-like rat creatures are seen eating a left-over of a dropped piece of food.
  • Nanobyte was seen sneaking about with a rat poison-like substence-loaded gun.
  • Nanobyte: "(Quietly) I can't believe I'm being made to go Gorgonmano Vrat hunting just to pay off a bill! And on a rental suit too?! (Looks at the Vrats)..... GEEZ, I hate this species. They sometimes hurt little guys like me. (Sighs) I guess that's the price I pay for relying on a government to pay my checks. (Writing on wrist) Note to self, next time, be sure to actselly bring exact money next time! Lesson learned, I guess."
  • Nanobyte jumped out and aimed the gun at the creatures!
  • Nanobyte: "ALL RIGHT, UGLIES, BY THE ORDER OF THE HA, YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO LEAVE THE LE SHUCKERS RESTUARENT OR FACE POISIONIOUS DEATH!?"
  • The creatures only blankly stared at Nano, unimtimidated by him.
  • Nanobyte:... Don't make me use this damn thing!
  • Vrat #1: (Laughs) Hey fellas, looky here! A small fry who thinks itself a human!
  • Nanobyte: (Sighs) Oh great Krann, It JUST had to be semi-sentient Vrats! Now they're capable of VERBAL assults along side PHYSICAL assults! As if these pests aren't already bad enough?!
  • Vrat #2: HEY, WHO'RE YOU CALLING 'PEST'? YOU'RE more of a pest than us!
  • Vrat #1: Whaddiya say, boys? Should we teach him a lesson on respecting privacy? (The vrats squealed in agreement)
  • Nanobyte: OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT! (They take the gun, take off the poison container, smash the gun, and dispose of the container by throwing it down a trash receptacle)... (Nerviously laughs)..... So.... Did you guys..... See the latest game on Hover-Hockey? A shame about the Red Trox losing, am I right? (Nerviously laughs as the Vrats loom over him angerly)......

Later...

  • Nanobyte was seen screaming like a girl as the creatures snarled and growled chasing him!
  • Nanobyte: "I DON'T WANNA BE GORGONMANO CHOW?!"
  • Vrat #1: YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER, TINY!!
  • Nanobyte: AND I JUST GOT REMINDED OF MY SIZE ALWAYS INVITING BULLIES TO MOCK ME!!
  • Vrat #4: OH, YEAH?!? WELL, BULLYING WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS WHEN WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU!! (A vrat appears in front of him as he flicks him to the others)
  • Vrat #1: Aww, isn't he cute, boys? Let's say we introduce him to our stomachs!
  • Vrat #5: YEAH! His is named Gorline, his is named Chuck, his is named Orm, hers is named Lili, and MINE is named Zoop. (The other Vrats stared confused at him).... Wait, what did you meant by that really?
  • Vrat #1:... Let's just eat him. I bet this little gimp is gonna supply enough calories to last us 2 days. (They all cheered until the vrats were poisoned by Miami, as they suffocated and fell dead)
  • Miami:... Honey, are you okay?
  • Nanobyte:... Yeah, thanks to you!
  • Miami: Well, I guess this means the labor is done, and we've paid enough of a price. And at least we didn't have to worry about these rentals being too messed up. Let's head back to the Hero Hive, and... (Sighs) Face the scorn of the others.
  • Nanobyte: Oh, I'm sure they won't take it THAT hard!

Later...

  • Zosimo: (They were in an empty room) Alright, you two lovers! What you did is a serious breach of Heroes Act protocol! You left the Hero Hive without consent and you tried to charge the Grand Council money!
  • Nanobyte: Zosimo, we-
  • Zosimo: I don't want ANY of your excuses! Nanobyte, I'd normally have you taken down a hero class, but until we actually GET a leading hero into our ranks, Calixto is the one who does that. I'm just serving as a partial leader because of my intelligence. But you're lucky that incidents like this aren't enough to bring you down a class. As for Miami, you won't be that charged since Nanobyte was the one who did a lot of the offense. I've already called Calixto, and he's already going to decide what to do with you momentarily.
  • Nanobyte:... I... (Miami looked unamusingly at him)... At least... The punishment might not be that bad.

Later...

  • Nanobyte: WE ARE OFF-DUTY FOR THE WEEK?!?
  • Calixto: Not just that, but you are going to be doing a lot of chores until further notice. While I am pleased that you two are now engaged, it doesn't excuse your actions. Say, Xandy? You think you've trained your troggle to keep an eye on them while they work?
  • Xandy: Oh, Nytrox is pretty funny when it comes to that sort of stuff. He's bigger than both of them.
  • Nanobyte: Oh, ha-ha, you're hilarious.
  • Calixto: Then I guess it's settled. You two are off-duty and on chore duty for the week, and I'm counting on Nytrox to keep an eye on you.
  • Nanobyte: BUT HE'S JUST A TROGGLE!
  • Xandy: (Laughs) Don't underestimate a troggle's intelligence. They are among the most intelligent pets in the UUniverses. They can handle a job perfectly. In police forces, their intelligence is on full display, and they rootin-tootin don't show no mercy.
  • Nanobyte:... And how are we supposed to do these chores when we're too small to do them?
  • Calixto: I'm sure you can get the hang of it. Calixto out. (He cuts transmission)
  • Xandy:... Well, you two, it's decided. Here comes your first wedding favor. (Takes a small mop) Now swab the deck!
  • Nanobyte:... (Grunts gibberish as the two took it and left)
  • Xandy:... Nytrox, you know what to do!
  • Nytrox: (Barks and follows them)

Cafeteria.

  • Miami: "(Cleaning the room with Nano)..... For what it was worth Nano, that was still a great dinner.... A shame it ended, kinda painfully."
  • Nanobyte: "Lession learned then. We don't do anymore stupid stuff like that."
  • Miami: "Agreed. It would be inconvinent if we were still doing these chores and yet a mission pops up and-"
  • Nanobyte: "Careful! Karma is a tricky little sneak! What you just said might actselly happen!"
  • Miami: "Oh what are even the odds of that even-"
  • Nanobyte: HIGH! WAY HIGH! I mean, karma is a serious b**** when it comes to this being a cartoon, or at least according to the Lougers and their weird post-modern philosify, and... Huh... Why didn't it happen?... Eh, I guess it was a close ca-
  • (Zosimo): (On communications) All Heroes Act members, minus Nanobyte and Miami, please report to briefing. The Grand Council has detected concerns about rumors of an astro-laser being created.
  • Nanobyte:... AN ASTRO-LASER?!? AS IN, A NUCLEAR LASER DESIGNED TO DESTROY PLANETS?!? AW, F*** S*** F*** F*** GODDAMN F*** SON OF A S*** VRAT!!! A WEAPON LIKE THAT IS WORTHY OF MY SABOTAGING CAPABILITIES!!! THIS PUNISHMENT HAD TO OCCUR IN A GREAT MISSION LIKE THAT?!? (Nytrox growls at them) Whoa, easy there, boy. (Tries to pet him until he snaps at him) YIPE!? HEY CAREFUL, YA COULD'VE ENDED UP EASILY BITING OFF MY HAND?! (Nytrox stared intensely at Nanobyte) Yeeesh! Easy, it was just frustration talk! I'm working, okay? I mean, for God's sake, you feel bad when Xandy leaves on missions without you.
  • Nytrox: (Mimics 'work!')
  • Miami: Easy there, Nytrox! (Pets him) Nanobyte is just a little huffy. Honey, you're at least lucky that last comment didn't upset him like it did last time. He's only doing what his master told him to do. (Scratches Nytrox) Besides, I'm sure those heroes will do well even without you.
  • Nanobyte: Oh, phhhhhbbbbbbt! I bet they're going to regret leaving us behind. I'm the best saboteur they got, bar none!
  • Miami: They don't regret ANYTHING, honey. They had managed without you before, Nano. Surely you would know that. Now stop wasting time. We need to get to the toilets.
  • Nanobyte: I still say they'll regret it. I'll BET they will.
  • Miami:... Okay, then! A bet it is! (Nytrox growls) Easy, boy, this'll only take a second. When you win, we get married immediately. (Nanobyte squees in joy)... And if you lose, we have to postpone the wedding... FOR A LONG TIME!... Oh, and you need to help Xandy give Nytrox his next bath. (Nytrox mimics a laugh)
  • Nanobyte:... I don't know if I should... But...a quick wedding sounds awesome! Uh... Alright, then. Deal!
  • Miami: (Giggles, and nudges Nytrox) This is going to be amusing, huh? (Nytrox nods yes) Alright, it's back to chores for us. We don't want Nytrox to stand here all day.
  • Nanobyte: Provided the toilets aren't that-

Later...

  • Nanobyte: (The toilets were the ultimate filthy)... OH, GOD! WHOEVER DID THAT IS EITHER A SICKO OR IN DESPERATE NEED TO CHANGE THEIR DIET?! (Nytrox mimics laughter) Yeah, laugh while you can, poochie, but as soon as I win this bet, I'm going to be making some SERIOUS love by the end of the week.
  • Miami: (Scoffs) ("More like the biggest mistake you've ever made, hon.")

Briefing Room

  • Zosimo: Alright, everyone. Though Nanobyte and Miami will be absent, which means we'll need alternate sources of sabotage, it still won't stop us from the mission at hand. Calixto will be calling at any moment, and we need to be as prepared as possible. Has everyone got the necessary equipment?
  • Clifton: We have.
  • Zosimo: Good. (Does key-commands on a control panel on the wall that starts up the front screen and the holo-table)
  • Clifton:... To be honest, Samantha, I never thought that Nanobyte and Miami would get engaged right away.
  • Samantha: Oh, it's nothing new obviously. I mean, they had been dateing for a year and a half since the Pharagu insodent, so it's likely to be expected. Love doesn't believe in taking it's sweet time when it comes to it. Nor does it respect bounderies. (Giggles), Remember when Xandy had a crush on you?
  • Xandy: OHHH, you HAD to bring that up! I mean, I don't see how it's not possible for other females of my species to fall for you. What exactly MAKES you so attracted to him other than his looks?
  • Samantha: His charisma, his determination, his wisdom, and his warrior spirit. That's what makes US a couple. YOU just loved him for his looks, just like every other female of your species.
  • Xandy: Momentary confusion is all. Yeesh, I HATED that time. It made me feel as stupid as the other females. I even ended up making us looked bad in front of the VA villains. Heck, they pretty much had to be the ones to snap me out of it! As much as I appresiated that, that Screeched Death guy kinda went extreme about it.
  • Samantha: "Alot of Dark Magilo users go about things rather extremely."
  • Hudson: On the positive note, Xandy. At least you didn't get out of that situation single.
  • Xandy: Oh, of course not. You seem to be like me in so many ways. Thrill-seeking and full of joy. Wishing to be great heroes. We both even kicked the asses of the Villains Act before we even met.
  • Hudson: I guess... Heroism and bravery are contagious in these UUniverses. (The two hugged)
  • Calixto: (He was seen on the board-screen)... Heroes Act heroes, this mission is something quite difficult. It's another mission that you won't be able to accomplish alone, so I'm suggesting that we call the Lodgers when this is over.
  • Xandy: Already got them on speed-dial.
  • Calixto: Good. Now then, our mission will take you to the Planet Keuca. (A hologram of said planet appears on the holo-table and the planet itself appears on screen as it's status and other information appears)... This planet, mainly because of certain kinds of inhapients, is quite known for it's history in the Interuniversal War, particularly the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis of 1957. We have reason to suspect that there is a weapon being built there. No doubt it might be an astro-laser.
  • Vancer: (Chuckles) An astro-laser? I bet if Nanobyte were here now, he'd be jealous.
  • Magnum: Quiet, Vance.
  • Calixto: So in case this IS an astro-laser, there's no doubt that it can't be good. We need to go there and find out what's up. I'll fill in more details when the Lougers come in.
  • Xandy: "I'll make the call, sir."

Now, when after the events of the last episode are completed AND when Gazelle had the vision.

  • The communicator begins ringing!
  • Spongebob picks it up.
  • Spongebob: "Yello, Shell Louge Squad, Spongebob speaking..... Oh Hey Xandy...... What's that? You need us to investigate rumors surrounding a controverseal fuedulent demockiry island planet of birds with a known history of messing with something they shouldn't've? The Grand Council said it was urgent? Well, ok, we'll be on our way. We just need to drop Kairi off first."
  • Icky: "..... Ok, NOW they did."
  • Shifu: "Miss Gazelle, it appears you have been giving your first mission as a Uniter to protect a universe from a massive threat."
  • Gazelle: "Really? This, thing about Garble didn't count?"
  • Icky: "You were kinda underused in this episode, so yeah, this adventure didn't count cause you didn't get to do jacksqaut."
  • Gazelle: "..... In that case, I'll do whatever I can to stop what's happening."

AUU Space.

  • The Louger Van arrives from the portal and enters AUU space.
  • Icky: "So, Sponge, did Xandy give any details about what's going on?"
  • Spongebob: "I think we're mostly gonna be involved with a controverseal planet known for an infamous super-weapon issue."
  • Skipper: "Ahh, a simple put-a-rouge-state-planet-in-line mission, eh? Good enough for me."

Hero Hive.

  • The Lougers arrived.
  • Calixto: "Thanks for coming Lougers. Here's what you need to know about the situation. (Holograms pop up). Keuca is a known demockcracy policy feudulent planet with a bit of a controverseal rap sheet.... Mainly from it's republican side. Or "The Keubrics" if you need to name them. They earned that when they were attempting to create an Astro-laser weapon, seemingly and most likely to use it to intimidate some of Keuca's several foes into paying "due" tribute to the Keubric side, though some harsher critics claimed the Keubrics wanted to flat out destroy their enemies, no questions asked, over the atrosities individual terror groups or criminal synicates of those planets did to them back when they used to be unionised with their more peaceful and democratic neightbers, the Democratic Keucanics, or, Keucans if you prefer. The Astro-Laser the Keubrics used was.... Thankfully defective. It had no nuclear capabilities and wasn't powerful enough when it was used to attack a remote part of the planet Bengren, a planet that housed alot of criminal synicates that plauged Keuca and caused their unionship with the Keucans to end. They also had abit of a proxy feud against each-other over the control of the planet, which lead to the legion to beleive that the Keubrics were gonna destroy their own world just to be rid of the Keucans! Though the Keubrics had insisted that they wouldn't've done that to their own planet, the legion wasn't gonna take the chance as we had the faulty Astro-Laser destroyed, along with their attempts to make slightly better ones and taken away their skematics for future events. The controversey was bad enough that it semi-ended their feud with the Keubrics and the Keucans, though it doesn't really change their feelings torwords eachother for basic repubilcan and democrate reasons. Bengren was very lucky it only gotten a crater worthy of being part of an inhapitable moon from that Astro Laser. Those things normally tend to be the worse."
  • Gazelle: "...... Are they by chance, birds?"
  • Calixto: "Oh, well miss, as a matter of fact, Keuca is a bird planet, so yes, it is a very easy assumed that they're avian in origin and- Wait, are you even suppose to be here miss?"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, while Gazelle's not a member, she's kinda our universe's local space messiah. She's here cause she predicted that it's possable some of those bird-brains are trying to re-do their death star-wanna-be projects again."
  • Calixto: ".... Well, if she's ok with you, then I guess I won't mind much. Anyway. We have reason to believe that the Keubrics are being motivated to make a new astro-laser because, ONCE AGAIN, they took the terrorists of the planet Iallog too seriously.... Again. Honestly, thanks to the nations of Iallog being continuiously at war with each-other, it's generating a massive terrorist problem for the rest of us. Such certain terror groups from Iallog are bothering stronger worlds like the Keubric side of Keuca because they want interuniverseal interfearence to force outsider forces to rid the world of each of their incompident feuding leaders and re-introduse true peace into the planet. Those guys meant well in contextual throey, but they're doing it in a way that doesn't speak well for the society as a whole. Iallog seems to like the war because, though it seems understandably wrong in one's eyes, it doesn't seem fit to end it for a long time since it's practically their norm. Nevertheless, the Grand Council is still debating whether or not we should fix that mess of a planet. But I diegressed. For whatever reason, you need to put those birds in their place again. And, try to mind the Keubrics denial of otherwise. It could easily be because they don't want to be scrutinised again for the actions."
  • Clifton: "We'll keep strict and firm about it, sir."
  • Calixto: "Good. Calixto out."
  • The hologram ended.
  • Gazelle: "...... Ya know, he has a really BIG moustache."
  • Icky: I know, right? Also... What other planets was he talking about?
  • Xandy: Well, Keuca has been at conflict with many planets in the past, especially during the Interuniversal War. Bengren is a world where piracy, raiding, and survival are the norm and people do whatever they can to survive. They've done this for so long, they profit from it. The worse that place has ever suffered in the wings of the Keubrics is an astro-laser crater that, though not destroying the planet because of limits, nearly caused the planet's mass to get imbalanced. Iallog, however, is a world where WAR is the norm. That war has lasted a LOOONG time, and, depending on your personal opinion, has done good and bad things. Good things including inspiring heroism for the rest of our UUniverses, especially during the Villains Act.
  • Vancer: Not to mention the adrenaline rushes.
  • Lord Shen:... Never thought war could be such a great sport in these UUniverses.
  • Iago: Yeah, well, they've had a different villainy scale than us, what did you expect?
  • Zosimo: "Granted, those benifits have been deemed VERY miniscule compaired to the NOT so good things about it. Espeically if yer the type that doesn't like the idea of war in general, not that I would nessersarly blame them."
  • Xandy: And that's VERY true with Iallog. The benifits REALLY are microscofic compaired to what we have to put up with as a result. The bad stuff about the war is that it created terrorists that plan to do interplanetary attacks to emphasize that they need their world to change to true peace. Now, they're not entirely without logical reason as the goverments of Iallog ARE a legit problem that does need to be addressed. All the leaders of each of those nations are legitamently either corrupt or blinded by their own idealogical beliefs that they don't see making endless war as truely awful. Those incompident political clowns DO legitamently need to be out of office! Problem is, even then, terrorests are not the only thing the wars there created. It also spawned conquest groups and millitas there! Even IF we were to get rid of one major problem, more will take their place! This reason, of course, is why this set the Grand Council into conflict about what to do about the situation, and still do to this very day. These two planets have groups that do whatever they want with Keuca if it means they reach their goals, and the Keubric side of the world have become strongly motivated to basicly punish Bengren and Iallog and forcefully change these worlds with whatever's nessersary!
  • Private: "That's awful!"
  • Telthona: It is troubling, yes, but would you REALLY want to change a world's norm just because you view it a different way? Some worlds in the past have proven that they can't change their norm THAT easily.
  • Icky: We DEFINITELY know the feeling. We have this world in our UUniverses called Warface. Though we took out the source of the war, it has proven that it will take some years, decades, or maybe even centuries, to change their ways. I mean, yeah, the nations of that world no longer fight eachother, which is a big plus, but the years of creating their own terrorists, millitas, rebelions and the like, means that Warface won't stop justifying it's namesake any time soon, unfortunately. And it's likely the same with that Iallog place. Even if we get rid the major shorce, it's other problems aren't gonna die out, just because the shorce got removed. If anything, the other problems will be given the torch to continue what is wrong with that world.
  • Soothsayer: Indeed. It wouldn't be wise, or in a sense, right, to change what worlds are most comfortable with because of our opposing views.
  • Xandy: Yeah. But that's what these three worlds themselves can't see, justified or not. What we CAN do is end this astro-laser crisis before it escalates.
  • SpongeBob: That's what you called us here for, anyway, so let's get to it.
  • Zosimo: "Now, even though the Keubrics have a history of being serious risk takers and the fact that they ARE guilty of this sort've thing before, it wouldn't hurt to give them the benifit of the doubt. It's possable this new astro-laser issue could be because of it's millaterry rebeling against the goverment, or someone in the govermental system has went rouge and went behind his superiors back in a well-meaning but dangerious mission to protect Keuca from the criminal synicates of Bengren and the terrorists of Iallog."
  • Lord Shen: "Agreed. No need to needlessly make enemies out of certain people for something that could purely be the fault of individual rouges. Let's have ourselves get the full story first before we start something we might not be able to finish."
  • Magnum: "Then I guess it's off to the Delta universe."
  • Icky: "Ya know, we seem to kinda visit that place alot, have you noticed? The majority of the problems we face seem to be in that universe. What, is that universe like the problem child universe?"
  • Spyro: It's nothing but a coincidence. I mean, we went to Xenaros in a clearly different system.
  • Cloakblade: Actselly, Spyro-San, your prehistoric friend is not entirely inaccreate to suggest this. The Delta Universe is abit known to have a good sum of troubles, but it is still relitively better off when compaired to Zeta. Now THAT universe earned the name of problem child. But even then, such names are ultamately irrelivent because problems can exist even in where order commonly preveils. There's over a hundred conflicts in these UUniverses, made during a distant war, conflict, even by the Villains Act, or something that pretty much has been around even without any of the three previous reasons. Either way, these are issues that must be solved. After all, that's why we exist, correct?
  • Xandy: Yeah. And I guess downsides include making more enemies, it also means we can bring in new heroes. Though heroes were partially non-existent during the Villains Act, that doesn't mean heroism itself can be purged.
  • Cloakblade: Indeed. Villains have no purpose without heroes opposing them, whether certain villains would like to admit this or not. Even the Villains Act knew that. They just needed to control it, in alou to the same way we control villainy currently. The Villains Act knew the concept of evil far more than any other villain within our history. For we-
  • Tito: WE GET IT, MAN! A YIN NEEDS A DAMN YANG, NOW LET'S GO!!
  • Cloakblade:... My apologies, though you did not need to be so fussy about it.
  • Francis: Indeed, I'm with her, pipsqueak!
  • Tito: WHO'RE YOU CALLING PIPSQUEAK, FRANKY?!?
  • Francis: Francis, Francis... (In his face) FRANCIS!!!!!
  • Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! We must move immediately. (Tito raspberries at Francis until Lord Shen looks angrily at him)
  • Zosimo: Great! Thankfully, this will be a perfect chance for us to test out our new vehicles.
  • Skipper: You mean like ones outside the ship you used before?
  • Zosimo: Yeah. We've been planning to create vehicles since the Villains Act fell. We're currently working on a space cruiser to carry whatever feels useful. It's still in schematic work, unfortunately, but we WERE able to create a mobile command center called the Globetrotter that can easily be carried by our dropship.
  • Shenzi: Well, damn, honey, you guys have been busy. But our van kinda serves as a mobile command center as well.
  • Zosimo: Let's be honest, we needed one of our own since you're not always around. We only call you guys when a threat is too big to be handled alone. We've already handled a lot of invasions on countless planets, and always come out on top.
  • Clifton: Yeah, the invasions and fighting space vikings, pirates, and bandits are always fun. We've done them so many times, we've become masters at it. Helps that our virtual training course can simulate an infinite variety of environments and enemies.
  • Baloo: Good for you, let's get going. (They took off in their respective space transportation)

Back at the Hero Hive...

  • Nanobyte: (He was vomiting into a toilet)
  • Miami: That's right, let it all out. (Nanobyte finished, but he ended up slipping into the toilet as he gurgle-groaned in disgust)... (Sighs) This is going to be a LOOONG night.

Later...

  • Nanobyte: (Was in a sink taking a bath, gurgling, then surfaced while scrubbing himself) BLECH! Vomit water! Smelled even MORE vile than poo water! (He dunked his head in and gurgled)
  • Miami: Honey, can you stop doing that? It's creepy!
  • Nanobyte: (Surfaces) Not until the vomit-y grossness is out of my mouth! (Nytrox mimics small chuckles) OH, SHUT UP, YOU SMARTY MUTT!!
  • Miami: Honey, be nice!
  • Nanobyte: (Sighs) And Calixto STILL thinks I can handle chores that are beyond my size! Even with your help, I'm not as much good with chores as I am with sabotaging. I've been accidentally flushed down toilets 19 times, and almost got eaten by vrats and alganors! IF YOU ASK ME, CHORES IS FATAL TO A CREATURE LIKE ME!!!...(Sighs) But I guess it won't be all bad as soon as that bet is won. I'll get out of this with a happy wife and a happy life! Speaking of which, did you get that Surveillance Drone activated so we can watch my bet progress?
  • Miami: Don't know if we can. Even if we could figure out how to operate it without a genius mind like Zosimo, I don't think Nytrox would allow it.
  • Nanobyte: Then how are we gonna know about the mission?
  • Miami: "We wait for them to come back after such. They might not even have to DEAL with an Astro laser, they might just stop it's production dead in it's tracks."
  • Nanobyte: "Ughh...... Fine, have it your way. Those darn drones are always so darn difficult anyway! It just sucks that the one mission where I could've been a great use, I miss out because, reasons! (Sighs as he resumed)."

Chapter 2: The Keucans and Keubrics/A Tale of Conflicting Philosophies

Space.

  • The Lougers' van and a HA ship are seen traveling in space.
  • Eventally, they arrived to  a sector with three planets. On such planet was seen with a hole as big as a moon crater.
  • Mr. Dodo: "By jove! They were not jesting about the kind of damage these Astro-Laser thingies can do!"
  • Zosimo's voice: "And THAT'S from a defective one! A much more compidently buildt Astro-Laser would've turned Bengren into a new astroid belt!"
  • Spongebob: "(Gulp)."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, more reason to prevent these people from going Star Wars Empire on us and re-attempt their Death Star dreams then."
  • Hudson's voice: "Well said, louger, even though I mostly don't understood the reference."
  • Icky: "Again, you guys, got ALOT, to catch up. I mean, you already were when that elevader had one of our songs in it, so don't stop now!"
  • Samantha's voice: "I must recimend that we land onto the keucanic side of the planet. Keucans are more, friendly then the terratoral Keubrics."
  • Iago: "Well when your part of a nation being plauged by criminal synicates and terrorists, ya can't help but to be hostile to new things."
  • The ships travel closer to the planet Keuca.

In the planet's asmosphire.

  • Music was heard as the two ships enter the planet.
Tropical Island Music - Island Paradise

Tropical Island Music - Island Paradise

  • Icky: "Oh yeah, you know you're in an island planet when you hear steriotypical island music."
  • Clifton's voice: ".... What are you talking about? I don't hear anything."
  • Icky: "And this is why I am trying to avoid making 4th wall jokes."
  • The ships approuched the biggest island, devided into two sections by a huge wall with barbed wires.
  • Gilda: "Please don't tell me that Trump found this planet and became president of it."
  • Icky: "POLITICAL BURN?!"
  • The ships land.
  • As the heroes came out, they were quickly met with dancing hula-girl flamingo-eqsed creatures.
  • Iago: "Ladies."
  • The Lougers and HA Heroes were given Haweiian-like necklaces.
  • Private: "Wow. The Keucans really are nice. They welcomed us like honored guests."
  • Hudson: "Well yeah. The Keucans believed in welcoming people like they're people. They're all about being accepting to others, even if they're incredability different to them."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah. These folks are indeed neightberly for a planet with a huge warmonger controversey."
  • Gilda: "We ARE on the friendly side, dinkus."
  • ???: "Hello and welcome to Keuca."
  • A female Ostrich-like creature arrived in fine attire and approuched the group.
  • The female: "I am Stephenie Nicemile and I'll be the one who gives you all the tour of our lovely planet."
  • Trixie: "Wait, your name is "Nicemile"?"
  • Stephenie: "Indeed it is."
  • Trixie: "..... Uh, pardon my brashness, but, why are you named like that?"
  • Stephenie: "Oh, well, when your like the daughter of the president of the Keucanic side of Keuca, you tend to get the Nicemile name."
  • Icky: "HOLD UP! You're the daughter of one of the hotshots of this planet? You sure it's a good idea to give tours while your the daughter of a rich and politically powerful leader of a nation?"
  • Stephenie: "(Quietly) Ugh, words spoken like a certain Keubric I know. (Openly) I do understand the concern, but trust me, this is actselly a pretty safe career for someone of my status."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's just that, given this planet is normally troubled by criminals and fanactics from outside worlds, one would figure that someone of your status would play it safe. I'm surprised your father even allows this sort'of folly."
  • Stephenie: "Trust me, my father is completely ok with me doing this. He even assigned me to this job. Though, why are you people concerned for a complete stranger you just met?"
  • Xandy: "Trust me when I say, that we're not here to be tourests and enjoy the sights and food here. We're here on offitcal hero business ma'am."
  • Stephenie lost her smile.
  • Stephenie: "(Deadpan) Let me guess. It concerns the Keubrics again, does it?"
  • Xandy: "Well, in throey it might, but we're giving them the benifit of the doubt and just assume that the rumors of a dangerious weapon are because of a few disobeyers. We're just here to keep the peace."
  • Stephenie: "(Groans)! Those darn idiotic anarchists are at it again!? I hate it when people only come here because of the Keubrics doing something stupid or to cause trouble! Ya know, little known fact, Keuca used to be a lovely island resort and one of the best vacation spots in the universes a long time ago, but then polotics started to get out of control when crime and terrorisum started to become a problem and- (Halts herself and regains her composure)..... Ahem! Sorry about that. I wasn't suppose to be angry. I'll be more then happy to explain our history during the tour."
  • Zosimo: "I wouldn't mind a tour. Might give those of us who are not native to these universes some insight of Keuca's past."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, I suppose going about this mission via a scenic route will give us a chance to better understand our situation."
  • Stephenie: "Thank you. Oh and uh..... If you hear or seen some things blowing up, uh, try not to worry too much about that. Pay it no mind. It's just the Keubrics' own "Air Force" being needlessly rough on some "bad visitors" again."
  • Icky: "Wait, run that by us again?"
  • A small exploudion was seen from the center of the city and Stephenie eventally lose her composure again and groaned.
  • Stephenie: "..... Hawkens......"
  • Zosimo: "Sounds like we came in while this world is being bothered by Iallog extremeists again! Everyone, let's see if we can help out in anyway!"
  • The group runs off as Stephenie was trying to stop them!
  • Stephenie: "Wait wait wait! You can't risk being seen by the Keubrics just yet! They're touchy about visitors?! (The heroes went on).... And you're not even paying attention to me..... Darn....."

In the center.

  • A trio of fanactics, A camel-like creature, a monkey like creature, and an athro centoric spider being simuler to Scroop were seen having a stand off with a silluetted group.
  • Iallog Spider being: "WHO dares interfear with the messagers of our planet's salvation from war?!"
  • ???: "Ya'll didn't need to ask that, terrorist. You already know the answer."
  • The silluettes dramaticly reveiled themselves as flight capable birds with air force attire. They were two hawk-eagle-eqsed creatures, a male and female. A Crane-like creature, a pterosaur with a savage and animalistic attatude wearing a spiked collar, a big fat but strong owl-like creature, and a bird simular to Icky.
  • Male Hawk-Eagle: "Radcliff Hawkens, badass leader of the Keubric Air Force! And you Iallogian extremists are under arrest for threatening to kidnap the daughter of the Keucan president."
  • Iallog Spider Being: "(Laughs)..... This wouldn't be because the son of the Keubric president is in love with President Nicemile's daughter, is it? Because I failed to see any other reason then that."
  • Hawkens: "HEY! My reason is STRICTLY to keep everyone safe from terrorisum, even if they're stuck-up politically correct morons like the Keucans!"
  • Iallog Spider Being: "Don't try to lie to me, boy. I, Sporok, know a lier when I see one. You are clearly protecting a city not in your force's juristition, and over the daughter of someone who's practicly your father's enemy."
  • Hawkens: "All of the planet Keuca IS my juristicion, you nasty little Spidklon!? Besides, WHY are you terrorist scum picking on these enemy cuddlers anyway? if you're trying to inspire reality checks, then you offitcally failed as extremeists. They'll write you and your possie off as the minority with no true influence or great exsample of your problem-planet as a whole."
  • Sporok: "This has NOTHING to do with inspiring fear..... Well, not at a mass level. We intend to kidnap the girl and use her as blackmail to force her father out of inviting the goverment leaders respondsable for ruining our planet for a feast! He insults the pain my people and I go through by treating those monsters with civil respect! Kidnapping his daughter and threaten to exicute her to post on a social media site will make her father reconsider, for it is a test of who he loves more, his daughter, or impressing the monsters my people dispised!?"
  • Hawkens looks offended and angered by Sporok's threat onto Stepehenie.
  • Sporok saw this and laughed.
  • Sporok: "Your face alone proves the truth. Ca-Mal! Summon your Bettle Borgs."
  • The Camel-Like creature (Ca-Mal): "Yes Sporok."
  • Ca-Mal brings out a remote control and presses some buttons, as their decloaking ship appeared in the sky, dropping down squadrens of Giant Erected robotic Beetle Creatures armed with lazer guns and lazer blades!
  • Sporok: "..... You bare no chance of surviveal against Ca-Mal's creations, Hawkens. You will die by their might, and hopefully, if your father the president of the Keubrics does care about you, it will then finally inspire the cowerd to stop bowing to The Grand Council and finally enact a war against Iallog to get rid of our goverment and bring true peace!"
  • Hawkens: "MORE LIKELY TO COME AFTER YOU ANIMALS!?"
  • Sporok: "That much is true.... But he'll blame our goverment for our creation through their wars. If my death were to bring true peace to Iallog, then I shall welcome it's embrace. Until then, prepare to welcome the embrace of death yourselves."
  • The Bettle Borgs surrounded the Air Force group.
  • Sporok: "Any final words of typical Keubric nonsense before we send you to the doors of the afterlife?"
  • Hawkens: "..... Just one....... AIR FORCE, GO?!"
  • The Air Force flew up in an incredable might and sent some Beetle Borgs flying and crashing!
  • Sporok: "..... Those words will be forever recorded as an overly ambitious fool's final words before death.... Ca-Mal."
  • Ca-Mal had the Beetle Borgs to fly up and persue the Air Force!
  • Hawkens: "Ok team! Here's the plan! Cowl, Lucky, you two lead one group of these robo-bugs away, Shou Lin, you and Gore-Nado take another group, me and my sister Tracy will take the center group of these bugs! Once we devided these f*****s, we'll wreck them! GO!? THAT'S AN ORDER?!" (They saluted as they split up, leading the robotic insects in seperate directions)

Meanwhile...

  • Lord Shen: (The Lodgers drove their van and the HA drove their Globetrotter close to the battle behind secluded bushes)... Well, I must say, this planet seems to share island charactoristics of the western land Cuba.
  • Kowalski: Indeed. The fact that they had their own alternate version of the Cuban Missile Crisis, their sovereign history, the island-like setting.
  • Zosimo: (On communications) We don't know what this 'Cuba' is, but it sounds almost like a literal square island.
  • Cloakblade: Don't exactly see how an island can be square given tectonic sciences. They are usually circular and-
  • Skipper: Guys, that's not how it got it's name.
  • Kowalski: Yes. It's actually believed to mean 'where fertile land is abundant' in an ancient language.
  • Xandy:... Well, this world DOES have a lot of fertile land, too. A lot of plants can grow in nearly every corner.
  • Icky: "But admitingly, this place is CLEARLY not TOO cuban in culture! These people behave more like they're in the united states if they lived in islands!"
  • Xandy: So, how's it looking over there?
  • Telthona: It seems that Radcliff Berous Hawkens and his squad are taking on the Iallogian war criminal Sporok and his platoon.
  • Savio: Who's that?
  • Telthona: The commander of the Keubrican Air Force. Son of Keubric's president Zybmus Hawkens.
  • Aurlena: And strangely enough, he's been rumored to have feelings for Stephanie.
  • Icky: Oh, great! Are we going to come across a Romeo and Juliet story here?
  • Aurlena: A what story?
  • Icky: A story where two people from feuding families fall in love and end up dying in the end.
  • Aurlena: Oh, God, no! Hopefully nothing like that. Their parents are more than aware of their relationship, but want to make sure it doesn't set people off. The Keubrics and Keucans haven't truely forgotten what it was like to fall in love with eachother, they just think that these days, it no longer works like that anymore.
  • Zosimo: "That wild child of a Keubric is making a big leap going after someone like Sporok! He's one of the most infamous and best warriors the group, Web of Warriors, has... As well as being a former elite in the Iallogian Special Forces since his father was a legend in the war until his war crimes earned him a life of terrorism. He's also with Ca-Mal, the Akbin robotics terrorist from the group, Gears of Peace, and the notorious Chusammga sword master and extremeist warrior Kong Fajiji King, of the group, Swords of Iallog! Even the finest soldiers of each of the Iallogian goverments have fallen victim to those three and their Beetle Borgs!"
  • Private: Then we need to do something!
  • Skipper: Let's see how this plays out first. It looks like those birds have it in the bag.
  • As such, the air force members are still seen fighting off or being chased by the Beetle-Borgs.
  • Pterosaur (Gore-Nado): (Shrieks at the Beetle Borgs and uses massive strength to crush them, making unintelligible muttering noises)
  • Crane-like Creature (Shou Lin): Gore, your primitive humor has both lost it's charm and it is in an inopportune time! (She brings out a purple katana-like laser blade and uses it to slice a good number of Beetle Borgs down)
  • A Stronger Beetle Borg was about to sneak attack Shou Lin!
  • But Shou Lin quickly sliced off the stronger borg's head!
  • Shou Lin: "(Talking to a radio) Lucky, Cowl, what is your position and status? Have you beaten the borgs? (Stabs an oncoming Beetle Borg)."

Elsewhere.

  • The Icky bird (Lucky): "More or less a work in progress?!"
  • Lucky and the big owl creature, Cowl, are still being persued by the Beetle Borgs!
  • Cowl: "How do we beat the big bugs, Lucky?"
  • Lucky: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
  • Lucky sees a water fall.
  • Lucky: ".... Cowl, my big dumb very unwised Sowl, we have an answer to our problems! To that there waterfall!"
  • Cowl: "But where IS it the water falling?"
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Rimshot

  • Lucky groaned at that.
  • Lucky: "Just follow me, you lunkhead for brains!?"
  • Lucky and Cowl head for the water fall as the Beetle Borgs follow suit!
  • Lucky: "Let's hope meta-vermin aren't water proof!"
  • Cowl: "Proof of water? But we already know it exists!?"
  • Lucky: "That's not what I meant, you dum-dum! I'm saying that I hope these things aren't water resistent?!"
  • Cowl: So what, is the water supposed to be their master?
  • Lucky:... Just get behind the f****** waterfall!
  • Cowl: Okay! (They flew through it as the Beetle Borgs ended up getting short-circuited by the water)... Ohhhh.
  • Lucky: Geez, we've been fighting those guys for 15 years, you'd think they'd already have the kinks fixed.
  • Cowl: (Chuckles) Morons!
  • Lucky:... (Sighs) Let's just regroup with Hawkens!

Hawkens' Location

  • Tracy: (She and her brother dart across the sky and strike several Beetle Borgs as they dodged their laser fire until she was able to sneak in front of a stronger model) That's enough lasering around! (Takes a blaster and scorches it's circuits, taking it down)...
  • Ca-Mal: "Sporok, it doesn't look like the machines will hold."
  • Sporok: "Then I ahutherised a tactical retreat. GO!"
  • Hawkens: (They finished the last of them as they saw Sporok and the others trying to run away until they landed in front of them) Hey now, where ya going, Sporok? The party's getting started!
  • Tracy: Yeah, you really wanna miss out on the free butt-whooping, boys?
  • Sporok: (Chuckles) Well, well, Hawkens! I see you still want to face me for your little sweetie. You Hummeros always stunned me with your warrior spirit.
  • Hawkens: Sporok, you and your accomplices better surrender now, or we will use lethal force!
  • Sporok: Not until we get what we want! And we want FREEDOM FROM OUR WORTHLESS GOVERNMENTS!!!
  • Tracy: Uh, yeah, how about you just surrender, because threatening the daughter of a president is only going to make you an even BIGGER fugitive than you have during your various war crimes on your home planet. Especially how you disgraced the name of your father- (She is grabbed by the beak with Sporok's pincer arm) HMMMPPPHHHH!!!
  • Hawkens: "You just HAD to press the daddy button on the big bug, did you Trace?!"
  • Sporok: How DARE you bring my father into this, you Keubric whore?!? I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO BE AVENGED! THAT WAR KILLED HIM, AND HE WAS ABOUT TO GO INTO RETIREMENT AS A WAR HERO AFTER 76 YEARS OF LEGEND AND SERVICE!! MY FATHER DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE BROUGHT UP IN MY PRESENCE!!! I WILL CUT YOUR BEAK CLEAN OFF FOR THAT!
  • Hawkens: Yeah, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE A SECOND OPINION ON THAT, YOU BUGAPHOBE'S NIGHTMARE COME TRUE?! (Scratches him in the eye)
  • Sporok: DYAAAHHH!!! (Hisses)
  • Hawkens: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, SPOROK!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, SURRENDER!!
  • Sporok: And THIS is my last retort, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! IF YOU WANT ME, YOU'LL HAVE TO- (Their other comrades appeared)... (Takes out two guns as the other two armed themselves, Ca-Mal displaying hidden transforming minigun arms and Kong taking out two energy swords)
  • Gore: (Shrieks)!
  • Lucky:... Did you know Ca-Mal could do that?
  • Shou: His arms did seem to look artificial, so to a certain extent, yes.
  • Sporok: Now, as I was gonna say before I was interupted, you'll have to CATCH us! Better yet, you need to SURVIVE FIRST?!
  • Hawkens: EVASIVE ACTION! (They attacked as the heroes dodged with guns rapidly firing. Sporok and Ca were accurately following Hawkens, Tracy, Gore, and Shou no matter the angle)
  • Tracy: DAMN, THEIR AIMS ARE GOOD!!!
  • Hawkens: FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE SERVED THE IALLOGIAN SPECIAL FORCES FOR DECADES, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT!!! PLUS, SPOROK'S RACE SEEMS TO BE SERIOUS HOT-HEADS AND LEGENDARY LEARNERS!!!
  • Shou: AS FOR CA-MAL, HE SEEMS TO HAVE ENHANCEMENTS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JUST AS ACCURATE!
  • Tracy: (They continued evading the gunfire until she is eventually shot and falls to the ground)... Ow!... He broke my wing!
  • Sporok: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR IMPUDENT SISTER, HAWKENS! (Charges up his blasters, but then Hawkens dove down and darted into him, breaking his focus as they wrestled)
  • Lucky: WE'RE COMING, SIR- (Ca-Mal fired his gun arms around the area blinding it with dust clouds) DAAHH!!! DUST IN MY EYES!!!
  • Hawkens: YOU'RE NOT LAYING A CLAW ON HER ANYMORE! THIS BATTLE IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME, SO YOU'D BETTER LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!!!
  • Sporok:.. Fair enough! You kept getting in the way anyway, so I MAY AS WELL?! (Grabs him by the throat, and pins him to a wall)... Any last words, boy?
  • Hawkens:... Yeah... You've easily distracted yourself.
  • Sporok: Wait, wha- (He is blasted down by Tracy with one of his own blasters) GOOOW?! (Falls unconjustus).....
  • Tracy:... Next time, keep your eyes on the birdie! (Rimshot)
  • Hawkens:... (Sighs until he notices Ca-Mal aiming his minigun arms at her) TRACY, LOOK OUT- (Suddenly, he was shot unconscious by all the armed Heroes Act members)
  • Tracy:... What the heck?
  • Hawkens: The Heroes Act?
  • Xandy: Consider yourselves lucky, you two. With those other teammates of yours blinded and occupied, you would've had more holes in you than Qitzz cheese.
  • Hawkens: Okay, who authorized your presence? We would've handled him ourselves!
  • Vancer: Sure didn't look like it. Also, we didn't come alone. (The Lodgers appeared)
  • Tracy:... Are those the interdimensional heroes that ended the Villains Act?
  • Hawkens:... (Sighs) I swear, the Grand Council has GOT to notify us before they send visitors. Do they have ANY idea that we Keubrics view that as rude and dishonorable?!?
  • Clifton: With due respect, would your father and commander-in-chief have listened and allowed it after your long sour relations with the rest of the universes in light a certain time in your people's history?
  • Hawkens: "..... Damn, that's, actselly kinda a good point, all things considered..... STILL RUDE, CONCARN IT?!"
  • Clifton But at least it was HELPFUL rudeness! We did you a favor.
  • Hawkens: Aw come on, it's not like Ca-Mal was actselly a real threat to us! (Kong was sneaking up behind him about to slice him!) I beaten at least a good number of terrorests before these dern chuckleheads showed up, so I got a good head on my shoulders!
  • Kong: "THEN IT'S ABOUT TO BE CHOPPED?!"
  • Kong was about to slice off Hawken's head until Boss Wolf charged in and smacked Kong in the face with his hammer!
  • Kong fell down, unconjustus and with a stupid funny face and broken teeth.
  • Boss Wolf: "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BANANAS, ABU!?"
  • Hawkens: "HEY!? I would've been able to dodge him and beat him down!?"
  • Gilda: "I take it being thankful is an alien conspect to you, right?"
  • Trixie: "Ya know, it wouldn't really hurt you to be grateful that we saved your life!?"
  • Hawkens: "Are you, ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I COULDN'T'VE HANDLED THOSE GUYS?!"
  • Aurlena: "At least TWO of them were close to killing you off! Not counting the 3rd one! At least be glad you got some help in that!"
  • Hawkens: "Are you implying that I'm just a helpless weakling to you Legion lapdogs?!"
  • Icky: "I take it your not gonna be a likeable character in this episode, are ya?"
  • Hawkens: "..... WHAT IN THE SAM HILL DOES THAT MEAN?!"
  • Xandy: "Ignor that, the Lougers tend to speak in ways we don't always understand, so onto business. We're here to have a chat with your father about some rumors the Grand Council has concerns over."
  • Hawkens: My father talks to no strangers. You want to know something, you talk to me!
  • Mantis: "Yeah, I doubt some smartass hotshot in an air force demands more athority then ONE OF THE PRESIDENTS OF THIS PLANET?!"
  • Hawkens: "Why you disrespectful alien trash!? First you rob me of my chance to bring the smack down on these fanactics, now yer making fun of me!? I am not gonna stand around and take your insults lying down?! I am gonna issue you aliens to get off of this planet A.S.A.P-"
  • Shrek punches Hawkens in the face!
  • Hawkens: "GAHOOW?! YOU DAMN DIRTY, WHATEVER YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE!? YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE- (GETS PUNCHED AGAIN?!) DOY?! OW!? OW, YOU DID IT AGAIN!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN BEA- (GETS PUNCHED AGAIN) GAH?! STOP IT, STOP IT- (GETS PUNCHED AGAIN!?) DOW?! F*************K!? ("OH, GOD, WHAT DID COMMANDER GOASHCON TELL ME TO DO IN THIS SITUATION?!?")

Cutaway

  • ???: (Silhouetted gyrfalcon/condor-like bird with pterosaur-like wings) Hawkens, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to-

Present

  • Hawkens: (He is punched again) DAAOOOWW, OHH, YOU CUT OFF THE COMMANDER!!!
  • Donkey: Dude, are you gonna dodge any of these?
  • Hawkens: Ohhhhh, THAT'S what the Commander- (He is punched again) DAAAHHHH!!!!
  • Shrek: "The next punch will turn ya into a Daffy Duck reference!"
  • Hawkens: "I, DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?!"
  • Shrek: "Oh right, Alternate UUniverses! Point is, you have NO real authority to tell us what to do! You people are running a DEMOCRACY after all! That means, your not a prince just because your dad runs the place as a president! YOU, are not the boss of us!"
  • Hawkens: "I-...... Oh s***, they're right. The awesomeness of democracy has backfired on me."
  • Zosimo: "Now listen good, kid. We only wish to discuss impourent matters with your dad about rumors involving a certain weapon that gotten us to have sour relations to begin with. We're just here to make sure your not going to make another "Project: Keucanian Justice" again, that's all."
  • Hawkens: "..... Is THAT what it's about? Well you could've just said THAT and not had your green freak repeatingly- (Shrek punches him again) GAH!? DOING THAT TO ME?! Seriously, I think that one dented my beak?!"
  • Magnum: "Good sir, the faster you let us see your father and get a few things clear, the sooner we'll leave you all be. The Legion just wants to make sure your not up to anything questionable for the sake of stroking your zeals again."
  • Hawkens: ".... Ahem. Fair enough. But here's a spoiler to seeing my dad: WE HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED A NEW PROJECT: KEUCANIAN JUSTICE!? But since my word means NOTHING to you disrespectful- (Shrek readies his fist) Yee! I mean, insistent aliens, I reckon father might have more meaning to you! Just, give us time to send the extremeist scum to Kulamoonmo Bay to imprison them but good, and I'll might arrange something with you and dad!"
  • Lord Shen: "Better. But we have ways to know if you don't live up to your word! And if you fail to live up to your word, then we'll assume that you people really are up to something!"
  • Hawkens: "Now I know I didn't acted approbeately to you lot earlier, but that doesn't mean you can't trust me! If we WERE trying a new Project: Keucanian Justice, don't ya think my father's speical forces would've stopped you by now?"
  • Zosimo: ".... Admitingly, that's true. We never encountered a Keubrician attempt to stop us from knowing what's going on. However, that could just as easily be because your trying to play innosent. And the only thing that could convince us otherwise is meeting your father. No ifs and/or buts about it."
  • Hawkens: "Fair enough. But be made aware though. Your gonna be in for a LOOOOOONG wait! My father has ALOT of his plate and won't be free until next week! So you might wanna make your masters in the Grand Council aware that your gonna be away for awhile! Just hope the VA don't get wise on your absince?!"
  • Hawkens laughs his ass off as he flew off with his friends holding the captured extremeist trio.
  • Stephenie came in.
  • Stephenie: "(Quietly) He didn't even attempted to look for me to see if I was ok. That's so typical of him?! (Openly) Ahem. I'm so sorry you had to be exposed to the uh, "colorful" nature of the Keubrics. Now you kinda see why we're at such a disagreement here."
  • Icky: "Yeah, I can totally see why this place has such a bad rap with the rest of the universes. Somehow, I don't think we can afford waiting a week for that jerk-off to actselly attempt to convince his dad to see us. He either might "forgot" or basicly just NOT do it just to spite us! I bet he's not even gonna do such!"
  • Stephenie: "(Quietly) He's more relieable then you think, buster."
  • Shifu: "I can hear your muttering breaths, and we had been informed of your "romance" with him, you do NOT need to keep quiet about your true feelings."
  • Stephenie: "..... Oh, kroosbars! Ok, fine.... At some point, I did see the good inside of that typical Keubric nonsense of that exterior.... But..... He became afraid of showing his sensitive side again and pushed me away with his shell of "patriot badassry" zeal. I thought we were making a connection."
  • Icky: "Look, the guy is clearly afraid of putting you into a Romeo and Juliet fiasco and be kept apart, so he's protecting you by acting like an ass so you'll be discouraged from disappointing your family and pissing off your peers."
  • Stephenie: "..... I...... I never looked at it that way. I thought he was being a jerk for the sake of, being a Keubric."
  • Po: "Well, yeah. I mean, the reason he didn't check on you because he already knew you were okay because those guys who were after you were already stopped."
  • Stephenie: "You mean those 4 Iallogian visitors? GOH?! Again they turned out to be terrorists?! No wonder this mess happened and-"
  • Icky: "Hold up, hold up! 4? We only saw three of those guys."
  • Stephenie: "Three? Who were they?"
  • Zosimo: "Sporok, Ca-Mal, and Kong King."
  • Stephenie: "Those are three of the visitors. There was also this huge female Skorgon with the scar in shape of a star on her left eye. How do we know she is apart of this or not and- (Notices the Heroes have shocked faces)..... Why are you guys making those faces?"
  • Icky: "...... We found the other extremeist....... Behind you."
  • Stephenie looked to see a HUGE blue star-scarred bizarre scorpion-like creature.
  • Icky:... I was going to ask what the f*** a Skorgon was... But I guess that answers it.
  • HUGE Scorpian: "...... Hello, president's little wrench daughter! Call me, Scarla Sa-Star!?"
  • Scarla grabbed Stephenie and covered her beak to keep her silence!
  • Lord Shen: "UNHAND THAT GIRL THIS MINUTE!?"
  • Scarla: "Not one step, fools?! One false mis-step and the girl will feel my sting?! I'll only spare her if you force the Keucanic President to forsake his mission of befriending the tyrant monsters that doomed my people to endless war that KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!? My group, The Scarred Stars of Iallog, along with Sporok's, Ca-Mal's, and Kong's groups, that my group allied with, FROWN at this?! The President's tomfoolery will not be ignored, NOR tolerated!?"
  • Icky: "Look, lady, what happened to you and your family really sucks balls, but your not exactly rising above your planet's sucky goverment, lady!"
  • Zosimo: "Besides, even if you get rid of those unreliable rulers, Iallog will still be far from a truely peaceful place with all the conquesters and milita borned from those wars!"
  • Scarla: "You don't know that! Maybe we are only like this because we lost our peace because of our rulers starving for power or to advance their ideals over the people!? True Peace would end the existence of those who are gone into fighting and restore Iallog to it's true glory!?"
  • Gilda: "Yeah, wishful thinking lady. We once helped a simular world in our universes that was being ruined by a few rotten warmongers, and it's still a mess! Sure, the nations aren't fighting eachother anymore, but it's not gonna stop the years of rebelions and terror groups it created over the years still causing trouble over what happened! So you are threatening that poor girl for nothing, lady, and your only gonna make yourself look bad!"
  • Scarla: "YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THIS!? Last chance?! Make the Keucanic President forsake his feast with those monsters, OR ELSE SHE'LL BE PARALISED FOREVER BY MY VENOM AS IT EATS HER INSIDES INTO MUSH?!"
  • Icky: "So basicly, you'll kill her?"
  • Scarla: "Yeah, but the way I say it, it's more subtle and less direct."
  • Hudson: "I don't know miss, you might just end up starting a fight you can't win."
  • Scarla: "You mean with the foolish Hawkens boy? HA?! If that worthless fool DOES love her, he would not dare stand in the way of bring true peace to the planet Iallog?!"
  • Samantha: "His idea of love may not comply to what you think he would do."
  • Scarla: "I'm saying that if that fool cares for her life, he would not dare come over here and-" (She is shot in the back) DAH!...
  • Hawkens: (He was seen carrying the gun)... Get your filthy claws off of her!
  • Scarla: Oh? And what exactly will you do if I don't?
  • Hawkens: I'll make you regret it!
  • Scarla: Oh, you won't move a muscle, OR fire that fancy death toy of yours, because your little girlfriend is going to be in pain worse than a sunburn!
  • Samantha: We can't have that! (Teleports Stephanie away from Scarla)
  • Scarla: HEY! THAT WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSE TO- (They all fired at her)... I... F******... HATE... Magic! (Faints unconscious)...
  • Po:... So... You grateful now?
  • Hawkens: Oh, please, I still could've handled her.
  • Monkey: HOW?!? She had Stephanie in her claws and looked like she meant her threat! There was nothing you or your friends could do.
  • Gore: (Mutters unintelligibly)
  • Hawkens: We've dealt with hostage situations before. No matter what you do, I still don't think I can trust you.
  • Stephanie: Rad, please, they just wanna help!
  • Hawkens: Stephanie, stay out of this!
  • Stephenie: "Don't you, DARE, TRY TO BUTT ME OUT?!"
  • Hawkens: "(Quietly) Can we NOT talk like this in public?"
  • Stephenie: "Oh it's not like it's the best kept secret in the world anymore, Hawkens, EVERYONE, KNOWS ABOUT IT?! Your only avoiding me because your afraid of having fellow Keubrics hate you for having the hots for a Keucan!"
  • Hawkens: "Uh, Miss Nicemile, I don't ever recall ever having a thing with you and-"
  • Stephenie: "DON'T YOU DARE BE IN DENIAL WITH ME, HAWKENS!? EVEN YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR SISTER KNOW ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN US AND THEY AREN'T BOTHERED IN THE SLIGHTIST!?"
  • Cowl: "HAWKY'S DATING A KEUCAN?!"
  • Lucky: "..... Don't mind Cowl, he's an idiot."
  • Hawkens: "THEM, I can trust with this sort've thing! I'm lucky dad isn't even TRUELY bothered that I seem to have feelings for a liberal, a daughter of someone he REALLY hates out of every Keucan in the world no freaking less!?"
  • Stephenie: "YOU SEEM TO HAVE SUCH A PROBEM, HOWEVER!? This is BEYOND DENIAL NOW?! YOUR AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A LOVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN KEUCANS AND KEUBRICS!?"
  • Hawkens: "I, DO NOT, LIKE PEOPLE CALLING ME AFRAID!? KEUBRICS ARE NOT COWERDS!?"
  • Stephenie: "Oh, MAYBE when it comes to fighting against terrorists or organised crime, BUT A RELATIONSHIP?! ADMITING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?! NOT BEING AFRAID OF THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS?! WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT!?"
  • Hawkens: "EVERYTHING?! OK?! EVER SINCE THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD FOUND OUT ABOUT US, THIS ASSHOLE FROM THE BASE, SCAR SCOOP POOPER- (Icky and Iago laughed uncontrolably!?)..... Or just Scar for the sake of him being taken seriously, HAS NON-STOP, PICKED ON ME FOR LOVING A LIBERAL!? HE HAS CALLED ME WEAK!? HE HAS CALLED MY FATHER WEAK FOR NOT DOING A DAMN THING ABOUT IT OTHER THEN TELLING ME TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT HOW OFTEN I EXPRESSED LOVE FOR YOU, AND, AND, HE CALLED ME, A MODERATE?!"
  • Silence instead any reaction sounds of what was suppose to be a drumatic shock.....
  • Icky: "...... And, why is that bad?"
  • Aurlena: "Keuca is a world of absolotes. Being a moderate here is considered a disgrace and an insult to the faction you are allined to."
  • Icky: "But what does it have to do about a Republican loving a Democrate?"
  • Stephenie: "(Sighs), In Keucan socity, it doesn't mean a thing other then everyone wanting their curosities answered, but.... To the ever prideful Keubrics, being considered a moderate is an ultamate disgrace. There's no such things as grey areas in Keuca. Your either Keucanic, or Keubric."
  • Hawkens: "AND DON'T YOU ALL KNOW WHAT BECOMES OF MODERATES IN KEUCA, AT LEAST FOR THE KEUBRIC SIDE?! SHUNNED AND HATED FOR LIFE?! I COULD LOSE MY JOB FOR BEING A MODERATE!?"
  • Icky: "But you're clearly still an air force guy!?"
  • Stephenie: "He's right you know. Everyone knows about us and yet you still have your job!"
  • Hawkens: "THAT'S BECAUSE OF NOT HAVING TOO MUCH TO DO WITH YOU!? BY AVOIDING YOU, I WON'T LOSE MY JOB DUE TO BEING A PARIAH TO MY OWN KIND?!"
  • Stephenie: "You know that's not true! I have been informed that you are only truthfully doing this cause you don't want me to be hurt in anyway cause of me being in loved with a conservitive! Scar being a jerk to you is just a cover to justify your prabavio?!"
  • Hawkens: "UGHHHHH! Don't you now see WHY Keucans and Keubrics can NEVER GET ALONG!?"
  • Stephenie: "THIS IS MORE LIKE A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE THEN ANYTHING ELSE?!"
  • Hawkens: "I'M NOT A FAILURE!?"
  • Stephenie: "THEN STOP LETTING SCAR TREAT YOU LIKE ONE!?"
  • Hawkens screeched in frustraction and flew off!
  • Tracy: "..... I'm sorry about my brother Ms. Nicemile, you have to understand where he's coming from..... Cowl, pick up the Scorgon and let's go."
  • Cowl did just that as the group leave.
  • Stephenie got to her knees and cried.
  • Icky: "..... Ok, so...... It's not just because of fearing controversey, but, it's also because the romeo of this story is being given serious shit by an asshole?"
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed. It's clear young master Hawkens suffers dearly from the dread that is, peer pressure."
  • A hovering limo arrived.
  • The Keucan president came out of it, who he is the same spieces as Stephenie.
  • President Nicemile: "Stephenie! Are you allright!?"
  • Squidward: "Does (Points to Stephenie still crying) THIS look all right to you?"
  • Spongebob: "Squidward, don't be disrespectful!"
  • President Nicemile walked up and hugged her....
  • President Nicemile: "..... She didn't got too hurt, did she?"
  • B.O.B.: "Oh don't worry, three of them didn't even got to see her and the forth one was pretty much stopped and-"
  • President Nicemile: "I was talking about emotionally! The Hawkens kid didn't got too hurtful, didn't he?"
  • Icky: "Oh he didn't say anything TOO nasty, it's just that he's afraid to commit to romance because of an asshole from the right side of the island saying that if he loves her, he'll become a moderate which may as well be their term for social pariah and lose everything he professionally values."
  • President Nicemile: "Oh.... Once again, Keubric pride has prevented love to blossom. (To Stephenie) Sweetie, it'll be ok. Maybe one day Hawkens' will overcome his doubts. Until then.... It's, best not to think about him...."
  • Shifu: "..... Your, surprisingly accepting to the fact that your daughter is-"
  • President Nicemile: "Dating a conservitive? As a father, it is not my place to force my political views onto those I care about it. Even President Hawkens knows better then that. My daughter's desteny is her own, and I have no right to try and control it."
  • Sir Hiss: "I see your someone who prefers to be the kind of father who let's his offspring choose their own paths. Good on you good sir."
  • Zosimo: "I, hate to ask on a bad time, but, we're kinda here because there was rumors about the Keubrics revising to their old shenanigans again, and-"
  • President Nicemile: "Allow me to speak on the Keubrics behalf that they're not up to anything extreme like in those days when Crotson Vixor was Keubric president. If you were to go to President Hawkens, he'll say the same thing."
  • Shifu: "Would you like to confirm this as proof to make sure?"
  • President Nicemile: "Come. Let me take you to the national history museum. Your answers lie there."

Museum.

  • President Nicemile was seen leading the Lougers, HA, and Gazelle around the museum.
  • President Nicemile: "Let us start with the birth of Keuca of what it once was...."

Flashback.

  • (Pres. Nicemile): "Back in the days before the USRA was even beginning, birds of several different planets have come to Keuca to take advantage of the beauty and tranquility of the planet, and the paradise it offered. When we established the colony, we started out being under a monarchy. Sadly, staying under an ever lasting ruler through same-named generations proved, uncomfertable to some, espeically since often or not, each generation of a king would end up being worse then the last. Then, by the time of King Pox the 9th, the air of revolution was being made when Pox wanted to tear down many of the islands' beautiful reshorces in faver for factories to make robot armies to satisfy his dark dreams to congure the Delta universes to rename it as, the "Pox Universe"."
  • (Icky): "Egoist much?"
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "Indeed. And that ego is not only hard to cope with, but it was potainionally an eviomental hazard, even a threat to universe soveronty! So, the first ever Keubrics and Keucans were borned and allied togather, to rebel against the King and save the planet. And after a long but glorious revolutionairy war, we won and captured Pox, and had him sentenced to never die."
  • (Gilda): "..... You made one of the worse people in your planet's history, immortal?"
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "By having him incased him in silver."
  • (Gilda): "Ok, to be fair, abit more like it."
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "Our colony benifited from the rise of demockracy ever since. It was the golden age of the Keubric and Keucan kinship."
  • A prospering town of Keubrics and Keucans getting along is seen.
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "It was paradise. And it lasted for a very long time, as it evolved along with tec, and saw the birth and growth of the fabled USRA. Tragicly, like the USRA which eventally disbaned thanks to many hardships that damaged it's ability to funtion, it was not meant to last, for what happened to the USRA may've been a dark prediction of what would become of Keuca without the USRA being able to better regulate the troubles and ills of the universes. During the USRA's loss, our Keubric bretheren became determined to make Keuca more protected from would-be threats that are bound to have greater leeway without the USRA to pester them. With tec comes power, and thanks to the Keubrics love for battle, they were known to be the finest weapon makers of any planet. This has earned many of universes' attention.... And sadly, even from those that would only, offer trouble."
  • Dark forces loomed over the Keuca islands.
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "The greater ones, included the many criminal synicates of Benrgen, and the terror groups of Iallog, both recent and long existing. The criminal synicates began to plauged us first. Starting drug rings and drug wars, causing a rise in crime, hurting our people, even harming our evioment and animals. It broke our people's hearts, and got us into a conflicting termoil on how each Keubric and Keucan wanted the matter resolved. Now, criminal uprisings alone wouldn't harm our stronger kinship, dispite the strain, but, it was a fateful day before the start of the interuniverseal war, that this forementioned fateful day will be forever known as 4/10 when an Iallogian ship, crashed into the founding shrine of our ansisters."
  • A horrendus and trumatic exploudsion from a ship was seen!
  • (Icky): Oh, great! Not only do they have their own version of the Cuban Missile Crisis, but they also have their own version of 9/11?
  • (Pre. Nicemile):... What was that?
  • (Icky): One of the greatest terrorist acts ever committed by our own humans. I'd rather we avoid the details. Oh, and sorry for ruining the dramatic emersion of the totally serious flashback.
  • (Pre. Nicemile): "..... Anyway, afterwards, we were introdused to something worse then criminals..... Terrorisum. That, was the last straw. The Keubrics wanted to destroy the terror groups and reshape Iallog AND Bengren, because of the criminal synicates profiting from people's depression of what happened through selling drugs or even guns that would be used as sueiside weapons, into the image of the Keubrics! We Keucans tried to keep our hardy bretheren calm, but it only ended our kinship, further added by our growing conflicted beliefs on how we should live our lives. We ended up declaring a proxy war to see who will finacilly and politcally can rule the entire planet, given that we Keucans have long lost our ansisterial fighting spirit. Then, by the start of the Interuniversal War, Kecua became the target of more attackers and dishonest folk. That made the Keubrics much angrier and bitter torwords outsiders! And it was when the infamous Keubric president, Crotson, was in power! He proposed something that would forever become infamous in all of Keuca's history....."
  • Silluetted Keubric President: "I GIVE YOU, PROJECT: KEUCANIAN JUSTICE?! (POINTS TO AN IMAGE OF A SUPER WEAPON) THE ASTRO LASER!?"
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "He has declaired that the Keubrics shall make a weaponised world destroyer to punish our enemies! Now... Contuaray to popular old war belief, the Keubrics didn't wanted to destroy Bengren and Iallog, or any of the worlds that have given us issues and trouble. They wanted to give the weapons enough twicks that it would have a reduced power only great enough to destroy a certain location: The bases of Keuca's enemies! The true porpose for the Astro-Lasers is to scare would be congureors or even destroyers that the Keubrics have something that will punish them as greatly as a god's fury! It would've earned, "Universeal respect to Keuca", in the Keubric's minds! In their throey, It would've made Keuca a respected name! They planned for everything..... Except...... The Mysterious "Defective" Astro Laser that was more powerful then what the Keubric's had in mind, but still far from it's monsterious potaional, came along to the remote side of Bengren and..... Well.... History is self explanatory."
  • The mysterious Astro-Laser fired a red beam at the Bengren planet and, though not destroying it miraculiously, created a moon crater-like hole on it!
  • (Pres. Nicemile): "Though the insodent was FAR from fatal.... Well, in terms of the planet not being flat-out destroyed, at the very least. It didn't stopped universeal beings from freaking out and panicing! Mass hysteria erupted, accidental or purposeful deaths occurred, everyone was afraid for their own safety. The same thing occurred when word spread to other worlds, including our own. Even the fool Crotson was in an uproar!?"
  • President Crotson: "OK YOU MORONS?! I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW, WHO'S THE JACKASS WHO PREMATURELY RELEASED AN ASTRO-LASER ONTO BENGREN AND ONTO A COMPLETELY REMOTE LOCATION NOWHERE NEAR A CRIMINAL SYNICATE LOCATION!? THAT DAMN THING WAS STILL STRONG ENOUGH TO GAVE THAT LAWLESS PLANET IT'S OWN MOON CRATER?! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN MENTIONING ON HOW OUR STUDIES SHOWED THAT THE BLAST NEARLY DISRUPTED THE PLANET'S MASS!! IT ALMOST HIT THE MANTLE, AND CAUSED SEVERE CHAOS AND IMBALANCE!!! THE IDEA FOR PROJECT: KEUCANIAN JUSTICE IS TO DESTROY THE EVILS THAT TORMENTED US, NOT TO, EVEN ONLY NEARLY, CAUSE JUDGEMENT DAY?!"
  • General 1: "You, you have to believe us sir, none of us know what happened! We, we never seen that Astro-Laser before! The ones we have are still in storage, still being worked on!"
  • President Crotson: "THEN WHY, THE F***, DOES IT HAVE OUR SYMBOLS ON IT?!"
  • General 2: "Maybe it was the Iallogian extremists trying to frame us!"
  • President Crotson: "..... It's possable, those Iallogians have pulled some seriously messed up shit before. But we still can't risk ANYONE knowing about this! I want that thing captured at once and kept away from the public eye! We are to keep quiet about that laser until we can PROVE that we were being framed by terrorists! We must NEVER let those Legion jokes to their USRA glory, find out about this!?"
  • General 3: "Good plan sir!"
  • President Crotson: "Ya damn right it is! Now, for as long as the Legion's too distracted by their own political uproars, we can be able to-"
  • A Keubric sectratary: "(Bursts into the room) SIR?! MR. PRESIDENT?! ALPHA FEDERATION SHIPS ARE HEADING TOWARDS KEUCA AND THEY SAW THE RENIGADE ASTRO-LASER!! THEY MISTOOK IT FOR OUR DOING!?"
  • President Crotson: "....... Ohhhhhhh Crap...... How, bad is it?"
  • Sectratary: "It's Pharagu bad, sir. It can potaionally get you exicuted by them."
  • President Crotson: "........ THEN GET ME THE F*** OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Secretary: Yes, sir! They won't find us if we use the secret escape route- (Suddenly, gun cocks were heard as humans and Cunones appeared armed with loads of weaponry)........ Of course... Their ships allow for quick teleportation. Forgot about that.
  • President Crotson:... S***!
  • Human General: President Crotson Vixor, you are under arrest for terrorism and mass endangerment!
  • Crotson: AW, F***, COME ON!!! Everyone, I swear on my life, it wasn't me! I was framed by Iallogian terrorists!
  • Cunone General: Then explain what we were told about something called PROJECT: KEUCANIAN JUSTICE?!?
  • Crotson: (Was surprised)... WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?
  • Human General: Someone from Bengren reported that it was the explanation of this terrorist attack. You were intending to use astro-laser technology to scare people into respecting you. That is an offense in so many ways. Not only is astro-laser technology INCREDIBLY illegal, but that attack had nearly disrupted Bengren's mass and did unspeakable things. Plus, mass hysteria and murders occurred! All this chaos has alerted us into your treachery, Crotson! Do you deny being involved with Project: Keucanian Justice?
  • Crotson:... (Sighs) No! BUT I SWEAR, THE MESS WITH BENGREN WAS NOT MY DOING! We don't even know where this astro-laser came from nor WHY does it have our colors! Our astro-lasers' weren't even suppose to be THAT strong! We promised they were gonna be designed to be more precise and only destroy the bases of the terrorists of Iallog and the criminal lairs of the synicates!
  • Cunone General: Cut the lies, Mister President, you're getting punished for this reckless act. You're coming with us. (They cuffed him with energy cuffs and took off with him)
  • (Nicemile): Somehow, Iallog had discovered Porject Keucanian Justice and leaked the information to Bengren, and used THAT as a means to successfully trick the Legion into having reason to suspect it was Crotson. Crotson and everyone involved in Project: Keucan Justice was arrested. It lead to all of the astro-lasers the Keubric people made, including the defective one, to be destroyed to prevent all of them to fall into dangerous hands. As for Crotson, his sentence was severe. He was executed for good. But that wasn't the worst of it. Next came the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis. Some time later into the Interuniversal War, astro-laser technology came back, this time in numbers. Nobody knows the direct cause of it, but it was said that people who supported Project: Keucanian Justice, solely the Keubrics, were to blame. They were going to destroy as many planets as possible for framing their president for the crime, Iallog and Bengren most aimingly.
  • (Squidward): To be fair, it wasn't like the whole Project: Keucanian Justice thing wouldn't have the same effect had this obvious Richard Nixon parody been able to pull off the mess anyway.
  • (Nicemile): That's not what those people thought. Most of them supported the uprising because of their friends and families being either killed or arrested for being a part of the project, even if it was so much as only a minor influence. They were so hurt that the Legion would be so, seemingly unfair to them about what they thought was nessersary to protect against crime and terrorisum. Even to the next president, Gyving Verolox, couldn't really tell why people were so blinded to the fact that even if the mysterious defective astro-laser never showed up, an intentional attack on Bengren or Iallog by Crotson's design would potainionaly still have the same effects. Those people who were involved would've been lost either way. Sadly, to the keubirc people, they didn't see a reckless fool who didn't had any idea what he was doing, no, they saw him as a messiah and a hero, and they demonised the Legion from taking him away, along with those that played only minor roles. Which to be fair, is legitamently the legion trying too hard to make sure Astro-Laser production never happens in Keuca again. Just arresting Crotson would've been enough, but, a few overly cautious legion members wanted to over-kill it by going after those who contributed in it, major or minor. It was not viewed as very forgiveable to the Keubrics at the time, as they compaired it to the crimes of King Pox himself.... And the Legion realised this error too late when they heard the claims of an a would-be anti-legion uprising against them, with Iallog and Bengren considered to be the first targets of their would-be rampage. Surveillance drones caught possible shipments, thus crushing the hopes of stopping an Astro-Laser uprising and making the legion officals who made the order look like damn fools, who were, not surprisingly, forcefully removed from their position for making things worse, and so from there, the current presidents of the 4 Alpha Federation races were debating about what they should do. They were even afraid our own planet was in danger of the Keubrics new astro-lasers being used against US because of our known proxy feud, even though it is long debunked by the fact that the Keubrics would not dare sacrifice their own planet and themselves just for being able to shut out our voices in the matter. But that never stopped controversy-fed fear. The Cunones wanted to do a raid on the planet and remove all astro-laser technology, and the Yuruns agreed to help for their small size. The Naroudans wanted to talk to Gyving diplomatically about it, regardless of the risk that the people will become suspicious that the Feds were onto them and push up attack plans. As for the humans-
  • (Icky): Let me guess, was it like the Cuban Missile Crisis where Cuba was accepting nuclear missiles from Russia due to the Bay of Pigs invasion a year before to defend themselves, and the United States mistook that as an act of nuclear war, and Kennedy nearly declared a strike on Cuba until- (Gilda nudges him)... Oh, right, Alternate UUniverses.
  • (Nicemile): Don't know what you mean, but not quite. The human president at the time, President Orrol Von Brewster, had a much better solution. He placed the planet under Alpha Federation quarantine to forbid anymore astro-laser supplies from being shipped there until they were sure that the threat would end. Brewster confronted Gyving about the threat. Gyving insisted the astro-lasers are not the goverment's direct doing, nor of that of milita. Rather, the fault of the millaterry under the leadership of those with reckless Pro-Crotson regimes were on vegence sprees. Also, keep in mind that due to controversey, we have no accreate deminstraigtions of any Astro-Lasers of those times, not even the mysterious defect that started it all because, ya know, the Legion was, overtly cautious about this thanks to rushed politics. But once again, rushed politics automaticly declaired that the renigading millaterry factions to be "Astro-Terrorists", in which apawn so, and trust me about this, that did NOT helped them in the long run. Naturally, Certain Keubrics were infuriated that they were accused of astro-terrorism. They threatened to call off disarming the astro-lasers and declare an immediate attack on multiple planets, mostly because of the controversial, ruthless, and completely unreasonable Keubrican general at the time, General Gyelics. The Legion feared that they would make good on their promise until, thankfully, the Keubrics didn't followed through on the threat as no reports of a world that plauged Keuca was destroyed. That was because the Astro-Lasers were never laungthed as an act of newfound defience, cause of an un-likely hero, had the public and the factions to turned on the general, seeing him as an unpatriotic monster, showing a quick, if though small, change of heart.
  • General Gyelics: "WHAT'RE YOU PEOPLE DOING?! THOSE ALIENS ACCUSED US OF UNPROVEN RUMORS THAT WE'RE TRYING ANOTHER PROJECT: KEUCANIAN JUSTICE?! THEY MURDERED OUR LOVED ONES AND THE GREAT PRESIDENT CROTSON, TO AVENGE A LAWLESS PLANET?! THEY DARED CALLED US TERRORISTS?! WE WERE VICTIMS OF THAT?! THOSE SCUM SUCKING ALIENS NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THEIR PLACE NOW?! WHO'S EVEN RESPONDSABLE FOR THIS?!"
  • A lone soldier stood up to the enraged but surprised Gyelics.
  • General Gyelics: "...... YOU?!"
  • The Soldier: "..... With all due respect, general..... Crotson wouldn't've wanted us to be like this. To be no better than the ones we wanted to punish. You also have to look at the facts. Even if that damn defective Astro-Laser never showed up and Crotson got to do exactly what he wanted, who's to say this mess wouldn't've happened anyway!? For all we know, they still would've taken Crotson away and had him exicuted while taking many of those who were involved, majorly or minorly! If anything, all the defective laser did was prematurely started this mess! It's not like it would've never happened reguardless!? WHO'S TO F****** SAY THE UUNIVERSES WOULD RESPECT US FOR USING THOSE THINGS?!"
  • General Gyelics: "Grr, YOU DON'T F****** KNOW THAT, PRIVATE HAWKENS!? PEOPLE RESPECT WHAT THEY FEARED!? IF THEY FEARED KEUCA, THEY'LL RESPECT IT!? AND WE NEED TO EARN THAT FEAR BY DESTROYING THE LEGION, ALONG WITH OUR TERRORIST AND CRIMINAL PROBLEMS?!"
  • Private Hawkens: "THERE'S A SERIOUS MALFUCTION WITH YOUR "FEAR EQUILS RESPECT" LOGIC SIR!? Though that Astro-Laser didn't destroyed Bengren, it caused panic!? That doesn't inspire respect! That only inspired hatred and revulsion?! AND THAT WAS FROM ONLY CAUSING A GIANT HOLE IN THE PLANET!? CAN YOU ONLY EVEN IMAGINE WHAT DESTROYING THEM WOULD BE LIKE!?"
  • General Gyelics: "HA!? TELL THAT TO THE BULLIARNS?! THEY DESTROYED WHO KNOWS HOW MANY DAMN WORLDS WITH THE SAME DAMN TECHNOLOGY, AND NOBODY TRIED TO DESTROY THEM?! THAT, IS PROOF, THAT FEAR EQUILS RESPECT!? PEOPLE FEAR THE BULLIARNS, ERGO, THEY RESPECTED THEM!?"
  • Private Hawkens: "COUNTER-ARGUEMENT: THERE ARE RACES ACTSELLY ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY THE BULLIARNS, THE GREATEST OF THEM BEING THE EVENLY-MATCHED TULCANS!! AND HERE'S ANOTHER THING!? The Bullarns have the excuse of being a netourious warrior race that did things WORSE then just flat out destroying worlds! WHAT'S OUR EXCUSE!?"
  • General Gyelics: "IT'S NOT A F****** MATTER OF HAVING AN EXCUSE, PRIVATE?! IT'S A MATTER OF PROVING TO THE UUNIVERSES THAT KEUCA IS NOT THEIR PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG?!"
  • Private Hawkens: "SO YOU'RE SAYING IT'S BETTER TO BE A PLANET OF ASTRO-TERRORISTS IF IT MEANT THAT WE AREN'T CONSIDERED EASY PREY?! All due respect, I rather take my chances with everyone in the universes think we're pushover panises then monsters if it means not risking a sevre punishment worse then losing Crotson and those unfortunate souls?! ESPEICALLY NOT BEING ASSUSIATED WITH AN UNPATRIOITC MADMAN, THAT EVEN CROTSON WOULD FROWN APAWN?!"
  • General Gyelics growled angerly and punched Private Hawkens down!
  • General Gyelics: "WE'RE, NOT, TERRORISTS?! WE'RE PATRIOTS OUT TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF THOSE THAT DISRESPECT US LIKE WE DON'T MEAN ANYTHING IN THE LONG RUN?!"
  • Private Hawkens: ".... If people like you dare believe that being fearmongers and warmongers is the only way to get peace, THEN MAYBE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS SHOULD'VE LEFT OUR ANSISTERS TO STILL OBEY KING POX?! THEN MAYBE AT LEAST WE COULD'VE EVENTALLY GOTTEN A MORE REASONABLE KING AT THIS POINT IN TIME?!"
  • General Gyelics went berserked and beaten the crud out of Private Hawkens.
  • General Gyelics: "..... Any, last, disrespectful words, MODERATE?!"
  • Private Hawkens: "..... You can destroy my body...... BUT YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY THE TRUE WAY OF KEUCA?! NO ONE WILL SUPPORT YOU FOR ATTACKING AN UNDER-TRAINED PRIVATE!?"
  • General Gyelics: "(LAUGHS EVILY)!? YOU WASTED YOUR BREATH!? I'LL HAVE THE SUPPORT OF ALL KEUBRICS FOR ALL TIME?! RIGHT?!"
  • Silence.....
  • General Gyelics: "...... WHEN I SAY, "RIGHT", YOU AGREE WITH ME?! THAT'S AN ORDER?!"
  • Silence.
  • General Gyelics: "...... I COMMAND YOU ALL TO AGREE WITH ME?!... I SAID THAT'S AN ORDER!! (The birds aimed their weapons at him)... What the? (They pinned him down even after he fights them and is given energy cuffs) THIS IS INSUBORDINATION!! MUTINY!! LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!!!"
  • Pvt. Hawkens: (Helped up by some fellow soldiers) You're not general anymore! When push comes to shove, we will NEVER take orders from a monster like you! So as the NEW general, I am sending you to court martial for attempted astro-terrorism on planets, whether they're innosent or otherwise.
  • Gyelics: LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!!! I SWEAR, I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, HAWKENS!!! YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS!!
  • General Hawkens: Oh, I'M going to "regret" rightfully arresting a general who outright threatened to DESTROY planets in an attempt to force respect? That makes you just as bad as the Bulliarns, maybe even being worse then them! You disgust me! People like you should be locked away on Oranos! Take him away!
  • Gyelics: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, HAWKENS, THIS I SWEAR!!!
  • (Nicemile): Luckly, Gyelics never made good on that promise. He was locked up tightly on Planet Oranos. He did eventually escaped though, into the snowy climate, but his body was found dead. And not even by being frozen dispite evidents of ice. At the time, it was considered a mystery on what happened, but in light of recent events, it's possable that he fell victim to the Oranoians deeming his evil too toxic for their great plant to handle, but that's a vastly unrelated story. The Alpha Federation confiscated and destroyed all astro-lasers and their schematics once again to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands, though while it only further tainted their views on Keuca, they were reliefed that the Keubrics DO have their limits on being blindly lead by their zeal, if though not tremendusly great as some would argue that it was because logic caught onto the Keubrics that their misfortune would've happened reguardless of wether or not the defective Astro Laser happened at all. But, the Legion did desided to correct their forced act of unfocused politics by releasing the firends and loved ones back into Kecua, whether alive to be pardoned on counts of being victimised by poor govermenting, or to be given a home burial for those that ended up not avoiding the bad politics in time. It, if only slightly, improved relations, but there is an air that the Keubric side of Keuca still have rather harsh views on otherworlders. Later, The Hawkens who saved his people would be the first of his family to reign position as general, as later generations would continue throughout the rest of the 1900s, and later on nearly around the mid-end, a Hawkens of a later generation become President, and sometime later, his son, Radcliff, became leader of the airforce. 

Present

  • Nicemile: Our proxy feud even eventally stopped after a while. The goverments felt it was starting to become a waste of money. That, doesn't stop our sour feelings though. It was still present enough that we've split the islands, this big one included, hell, even the entire planet, into sides that belong to each side of the world. We hope that by the fact that the Keubrics have shown some, through relucently, attempts to visit our side of the world once or twice, even, as you just seen, defending this side of the world from the same criminal synicates and terror groups that caused this mess to begin with, it was a sign that Keubrics and Keucans can become sharers of the world again. Though, we're not holding our breaths of it being declaired as of this time unless something unexpected happens. But ultamately, the astro-lasers became something the Keubrics never wished to have attempted ever again. Not even in the way the overly ambitious fool Crotson would've done it. Unfortunately, with the rumors that just came to your Grand Council, I'm afraid that this time, history might once again repeat itself.
  • Xandy: Well, not if we can help it. We're going to have this problem taken care of, even if it kills us.
  • President Nicemile: "Well, be warned that because the defective Astro-Laser wasn't spared because of face-value assumtions, whatever's left is most likely long buried, or recycled in some recycling plant, so there's no hope in trying to get further clues on what really happened. As far as the Legion would like to care, the Keubrics simply took terrorisum and crime abit too seriously and were considered of going onto the path of the Bulliarns! But only the people of Keuca felt that it doesn't add up! None of the Astro-Lasers under Crotson's wings were reported missing, and all of their skemetics were kept safe.... Well, the originals anyway, they made like a THOUNDSON copies for each arctitect to memberise the machines better, but the arctiects were only allowed to hold them during work, the copies were NEVER allowed to leave the bases holding each Astro-Laser."
  • Zosimo: "..... Maybe it was possable that there was someone who didn't wanted to play by the rules. Did Crotson had enemies? I mean, outside of the Keucans, the Iallog Extremeists and the synicates?"
  • President Nicemile: "You mean, like a Keubric that, HATED Crotson? I'm afraid that as far as I'm aware, there hasn't been a Keubric that actselly hated Crotson Vixor, at least in those times. I'm afraid the one who would better answer that is the current Keubric President himself."
  • Icky: "Ya mean we're back to relying on that dips*** to make good on his promise on actselly arranging a meeting with him?"
  • President Nicemile: "I take it your in understandable doubt on the boy's abilities in light of seeing his.... Least better quilities."
  • Mr. Krabs: "He wouldn't even commit to admiting that he loves your daughter more then his reputation! How are you sure he can garrintie a meeting with his dad?!"
  • President Nicemile: "Hawnkens may be, unfocused, but he's a bird of his word. Give him time to mend his pride and troubles and he'll be in a better mood to "play ball" as one would say."
  • Po: "No offence, but when your dealing with a potaintional dangerious weapon problem, ya can't afford to waste time!"
  • President Nicemile: "..... I, suppose in light of certain situations, it might be better to fast track this meeting. Very well.... I'll, see if I can negosiate a meeting with him in his office. I hold no promises though, keep in mind that we don't agree on alot of things, in fact, he might be abit cross at me for my feast plans with the Iallog leaders to bring out their better nature to see if doing so would bring them to reason to stop going to war with each other."
  • Icky: "No s***, because you pissed off the enemies those leader guys made throughout their family bloodlines! He'll probably call you out for endangering your own daughter for something your not even sure is gonna truely work!"
  • President Nicemile: "For what it's worth, I did managed to see some progress with them! They shown sides of themselves each have never seen before and have begun to think about what they're doing more!"
  • Shifu: "But how are you sure this progress won't end up being undone when their advisers on their home planet would either lead them back to their original feelings or remind them of Iallog being too damaged for peace now?"
  • President Nicemile: "A common Keubric argument. But, in some cases, yes, I can't predict whether or not the leaders would take the experiences to heart or if the advisers would allow it, but it never hurts to try! And that's what caused the Keubrics to give Keuca a hated reputation, even if it's only on their side! They always fail to make attempts to communicate and reason! Crotson choose to answer violence with violence and not through more peaceful means, and look where that has brought him, mysterious defected astro-laser or not! His mistakes ended up speaking false volumes about Keucanian society, and a harsher viewing on the Keubrics AT THEIR WORSE! That they're nothing but angry zealous psychopaths who took their tragedy too seriously! Every single world in the universe fears Keuca because of that mess! All because the Keubrics decided to answer violence with violence?! You have any idea how many conflicts and violence could be resolved if we treated offenders like people and not monsters?"
  • Icky: "It, kinda tends to vary, Mac. You have to consider their mental health, their moral sense, their backstory, their desires, and the over all kind of person they are. Sometimes, even if you're being the nicest person ever, they'll still f*** you over after words."
  • President Nicemile: "True, but even then, it would STILL be greater then what the Keubrics would think! Treating people with compassion, love, and dignity would guarantee a better life!"
  • Shifu: "And in a sense, such a world, or even universe, is possible.... The trouble is, there are no absolutes with mortals. There is rarely such a thing as pure good and pure evil, even to gods and demons. Sometimes, even the kindest act, would be viewed as an act of harshness to some, while the cruelest act, could really be for a greater good VERY few, would understand. It is part of the nature, of the Yin and Yang. Both of these, conflict with each other with differing view points, but they cannot exist without each other."
  • Po: And trust me, even the Villains Act of all people knew that.
  • Shifu: The point is that sometimes, a better life must be fought for, even if you never wish to make it inconvenient to the obstacle that stands in your way. The ancestral Keucans understood this when they know King Pox could not be reasoned with.
  • President Nicemile: ".... Those times were different. Throughout our history, both the Keubrics and the Keucans become different. The Keubrics stayed in touch with their warrior side, but we Keucans, saw no reason to. We began to pursue more peaceful motivations. We want to see the best in everyone! We don't believe in the absolute worse!"
  • Merlin: "But your just as guilty in believing another extreme: The Absolute Best. Unlike the absolute worse, there's no problem in believing the absolute best, but there has to be a limit on that. You need to know that there are times, when there's those that would never show their better nature, likely from either never having one, or commonly forever losing their best side."
  • Shifu: "Being kind is a great virtue, but it can never be an absolute trait. And in a way, the Keubrics understood this. But the problem is, they never had your people's guidance to avoid the extreme that ruined them to begin with. Without understanding, the Keubrics ended up following extremes like Crotson or Gyelics almost blindingly and have ultimately ended up ruining themselves."
  • President Nicemile looked surprised and moderately amazed by this advice....
  • President Nicemile: ".... I never looked at it like that..... But the problem is, we did try that, but, they never listened."
  • Po: "That because in their eyes, you want them to basically wimp out on stopping terrorists and the criminal syndicates from treating your world like their plaything! You guys were too absolute on being nice that it conflicted with their interest on getting justice!"
  • President Nicemile: ".... I see... By all means, we Keucans understood the desire to avenge what happened to the founder shrine, but, we just wanted to reserve that justice on the ones actually guilty! They wanted to punish entire worlds over it!"
  • Icky: "Then you should've told them in a way that even they would get! That you're by all means about punishing the terrorists for f****** with you guys and the criminals for causing crime in your islands, but, your about doing it in a way that only punishes THEM and NOT the worlds they're from! They would've gotten that and perhaps the Astro Laser s*** would've been avoided!"
  • President Nicemile: "..... I see it now..... We pushed each other away in being too absolute! It wasn't solely the Keubrics' fault! It was both our faults! It was.... Our absolution that ruined everything and gotten this mess started..... The astro-laser was just an unfortunate includtion that would've been avoided had both Keubrics and Keucans have been..... Moderates....... I think I know exactly what I need to say to President Hawkens to get him to consider meeting with you people! I still can't necessarily guarantee he'll consider it, but in theory it might peaked his interest."

Communication room.

  • President Nicemile was with an aged Hawk-Eagle bird in a suit staring a bit bitterly at Nicemile. This was likely President Hawkens.
  • President Hawkens: "My son already told me enough about the Grand Council laprogs. I'm sure they're already packing by now when you confirmed it for me that these rumors have nothing to do with us."
  • President Nicemile: "In a way, President Hawkens, yes, but, they now want answers to a possable alternative: That Crotson was a victim of an enemy of his that was a Keubric, or something of a far worse scale."
  • President Hawkens: "A KEUBRIC THAT HATED A KEUBRIC PRESIDENT?! THAT HASN'T BEEN POSSABLE SINCE.... No, no, I am not disclosing that information to neither YOU nor those aliens! Nothing you'll say will-"
  • President Nicemile: "They convinced me that the disasters that followed since the fall of our union wasn't the Keubrics fault....."
  • President Hawkens was surprised by that.....
  • President Hawkens: "..... They..... Actually believed that?"
  • President Nicemile: "Yes..... We Keucans didn't do a very good job trying to guide you away from violence without discouraging your sense of justice. We both were stuck in absolutes."
  • President Hawkens: "......... Ok, if they can manage to make an enemy coddler like you see things differently, then I'm officially peaked with curiosity. I would like to see these aliens for myself. BUT, keep in mind that they have to re-earn my trust! I heard about how they gave my son a bit of hard time, even though I do understand that he was trying to control something he has no authority on! I wanna be able to see them MORE then just aliens that gave my son s*** for albeit understandable reasons!"
  • President Nicemile: "An understandable compromise.... I'm, amazed we actually came into some sort've agreement for once! Well, at least a beneficial one."
  • President Hawkens: "Don't push it, this is only because I wanted to see them aliens myself. I still have a LOT to say about your standards, especially since your kid was almost taken by extremists over your fancy dinner party with the people they hated and-"
  • President Nicemile: "Let's not ruin the moment that we agreed on something! Let's, just saver it."
  • President Hawkens: "..... Fair enough. Be sure to send those aliens to the Keubric house at 0800 hours! And be sure to warn them about our security procedures."
  • President Nicemile: "I'll be sure to inform them."

Later.

  • President Nicemile came up to the waiting heroes.
  • Mantis: "So, how did it go?"
  • President Nicemile: "...... Miraculously, though out of wanting to satisfy curiosity, he has agreed to meet you all! Though, keep in mind of several things. He is legitimately touchy about your encounters with Radcliff, so you'll need to re-earned his trust. Also, you'll have to go through their rather infamous security procedures designed to make sure your in no way a threat, so.... Don't expect to enter the Keubric side with your dignity intact. And finally..... You might not feel comfortable about their way of life...."
  • Icky: "It's like a typical republican state, isn't it?"
  • President Nicemile: "Times a trillion!"
  • Crane: "Oh dear."
  • Po: "Oh please, their security standards can't be THAT bad, right?"

Chapter 3: The Truth Behind the Attack/The Equalists

Inside a Keubric security measure building inside the Keubric dividing wall.

  • The Heroes gasped in utter shock as Keucans and Keubrics alike are being continuously searched over repeatedly, even through painful measures like the infamous "anal procedures".
  • Icky: "..... You got to be s******* me."
  • Stephenie came in, looking as if she's on a personal mission.
  • Shifu: "Miss Stephanie? What are you doing here?"
  • Stephenie: "I'm going along to talk Radcliff out of being such a coward to Scar! I can't let him let a bully destroy our future because Hawkens had to be an insecure twat?!"
  • Iago: "Ya sure ya wanna go through THAT!? It looks painful and violating!"
  • Stephenie: "You'll be fine as long as you surrender anything that would label you a threat. So, if you had weapons on you, don't expect to hold on to them until to leave their side of the island, or most considerably the world itself. Weaponry IS illegal on this side of the planet after all if you don't have a planet-only license."
  • The Penguins made shocked faces.
  • Rico: "Uh-oh."
  • Sam: "Ohhh boy. Then those of us with weapons are gonna be in a bit of pickle here."
  • SpongeBob: We used weapons here! (Patrick gasps) WE CAN'T KEEP THEM ON STANDBY!!! (Patrick gasps again) WE'RE GOING TO BE MARKED CRIMIALS!!! (Patrick moaned crazily) WE HAVE TO CONFESS!
  • Patrick: Confess?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A FUTURISTIC PLACE LIKE THIS WOULD DO TO US?!? WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME DUMB MAIL-FRONT SCHEME, OR HIJACKING HERE! WE-
  • Lord Shen: (Grabs his mouth with his foot and stopped him before his stupidity became their downfall)... We don't need any of THAT ruining us, thank you very much! We've already looked like incompetent fools enough as it is! Magnum, you think you can perform your mind tricks on security?
  • Magnum: I feel a little iffy about mind controlling public security.
  • Icky: "Said the same chick who jedi-mind-tricked those guards from Urex out of booting us out over not adhearing to a freaking dress code. Don't go hypocrite on us now!"
  • Magnum: Let me spefify then! If it were a bad guy or a dirty cop or unreasonable enforcers, then I'd have no problem, but legitimate security? I think that would make me look deceitful and manipulative.
  • Iago: "THEN WHY DID YOU DO THAT IN UREX!?"
  • Magnum: "Because those guards would've been distruptive to the mission at the time! THESE people would only be an issue because of issues that are a legit concern, and not over being immproperly dressed!"
  • Samantha: And I'm out of the picture because my magic mini-scepter is subject to specific Magelio Council rules. One of those rules is to never use it for personal gain, such as worming through legitimate public security.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Oh, screw going through this place, let's just take the van.
  • Stephanie: I wouldn't recommend it. Security is very specific about vehicles flying in and out. If they see you trying to fly through without following security protocol, they WILL deem you a threat and shoot you down.
  • Lord Shen: Fine, then! Magnum, time for you to be out of your hyporitical shell, it's time for that mind trick.
  • Magnum: I said I find it unethical!
  • Lord Shen: What choice do you have? Besides, Urex was proof you had no issues with messing with enforcer minds! These guys are clearly gonna be an issue for our ability to help this world and are an obvious problem for our mission to figure out a super weapon problem! Even if they're just doing their job, it would inadvertingly be a problem for this planet! Do you understand? We need these things to be able to protect ourselves or others from potaintional threats!
  • Magnum: Are you saying that making myself look malicious is supposed to be our only way of getting through without being busted?
  • Lord Shen: Look, bug-brain, we have no other means of getting through without being accused as criminals and/or threats. Now do your stupid mind tricks!
  • Magnum:... (Sighs) Well, I hope the Diamond forgives me for what I am about to do.
  • The Lodgers and Ha, with Gazelle and Stephanie, proceed to advance into the area and approached a guard on a desk looking unenthusiastic.
  • Security Guard: "Names?"
  • SpongeBob: We're the Shell Lodge Squad and the Heroes Act. We-
  • Security Guard: SPECIFICALLY, please!
  • Icky: Oh HELL no! You don't need to know ALL our names, mister! If we do another one of our introduction sketches, we're literally going to be here all day. Besides, we need to get to President Hawkens. It's urgent.
  • Security Guard: You must undergo a full-body cavity search before you are permitted to enter. We must make sure no weapons were present on this side of the planet.
  • Icky: "Ok, wait, isn't the side of the island we're heading to supposed to be a PRO-GUN place, or at least pro-keep-yer-weapons kind of deal? Ya know, the whole Republican side of the island sthick?"
  • Security Guard: "It's different with NON-NATIVES! LIke you guys. Obviously. Heck, I would be surprised you still had weapons since your coming from the anti-gun side of the island! Then again, would I truely since they're such liberals that they stupidly trust outsiders like it's NOT gonna bite them in the ass later?"
  • Magnum sighed and was just about to commence with her trick when suddenly, she, Samantha, and most of the other magic users were eschourted away from the main group by two pteradautyl-like female guards.
  • Female guard 1: "All magic users have to be processed and taken to the magic disablers for safety reasons...."
  • Samantha: "Are you saying you want us to be without our magic?"
  • Female guard 2: "Well yeah! We dealt with magical trouble makers before. We rather not take chances. You have NO idea how often magic users tried to cheat their way out of being insected like everyone else with their fancy hocus pocus. It's deceitful and dishonest."
  • Magnum bitterly stared at Lord Shen.
  • Spongebob: "..... Wow, these people consider everything."
  • Trixie: "Ha! Jokes on them! They didn't get Trixie, a magical unicorn who-"
  • Female Guard 1: "Oh, thanks for making us aware. (Yoinks Trixie away from the group!)"
  • Trixie: ".... Me and my big and powerful mouth."
  • The Magic Users are all taken through a gateway like device where through an electrical bubble, the magic users felt their magic disabled.
  • Female Guard 1: "It'll only be for as long as your in Keuca."
  • Icky: "(Looks at Shen with a judging look...)..... You honestly didn't consider the possability that they dealt with magic users giving them problems before, did you?"
  • Lord Shen: "Ohh, bothersome!"
  • Security Guard: "Ok, everyone line up against the wall and wait to be inspected."
  • The Heroes were forced to comply with this.
  • An inspector little Rhamphorhynchus-like creature came out putting gloves.
  • Inspector: "Hello everyone, I am inspection doctor, Dr. Rhampus Rump. (Icky and Iago snickered).... And I'll be your thorough inspector. I'll start by inspecting the surface, then, if I feel like I need to, I'll inspect the insides, through any cravious. Not even your pooper is taboo to me. So, let the inspection begin."
  • Rhampus first came up to Spongebob and started patting him all over the place.
  • Rhampus: "Hmmm.... Hmm-hmmm. Mmm. Myesss? So far so good, yellow thing, but now, I must inspect your inside. And.... (Sees alot of holes)..... It appears I have my work cut out for me."
  • Rhampus streached his wings as small cracks are heard.
  • Rhampus begins to stick his fingers into every hole, as he pulls out various wacky things, like an old fastioned diving suit, tennis rackets, various pictures of his friends and family from Bikini Bottom, some spare boxed underwear, various items seen from the Spongebob TV Show, even mountains of krabby patties!
  • Rhampus: "Well, that covers virtually every hole in the body... Exception for the one of the anal varity."
  • Rhampus pulls down Spongebob's pants and initional underwear.
  • Spongebob: "...... Oh, darn."

Outside the wall.

  • Spongebob's voice: "(HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING!?)"

Back inside.

  • Rhampus: "Ok, your clean."
  • Spongebob was in a fetal position wimpering.

Scroop Corp productions.

  • Scroopfan: "...... I really need to stop destroying Spongebob's innosence. I'm being no better then Nickalouden right now."
Sitcom - Laugh Tracks, Laughter, Laugh Track, Lacher

Sitcom - Laugh Tracks, Laughter, Laugh Track, Lacher

At the very end.

  • Scroopfan: "Thank you, thank you, it's funny, and sad, but true."

Back in the episode.

  • Rhampus: "All right, the fat pink guy's next."
  • Rhampus approuches a nervious Patrick.
  • Rhampus: "Ahhh..... You really are quite a fat guy, I see. They tend to be a challnage to work with cause of the rolls they carry.... HA! Good thing I long CONGURED that challnage."
  • Rhampus patted Patrck around, then proceed to look into his fatrolls, and pull out many forms of various foods, even his gumball wad Gummy, to Rhampus' personal disgust.
  • Rhampus: "BY THE DEVINES MAN!? WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING THING?!"
  • Patrick: "Hey, be nice to him, Gummy's very sensitvie!"
  • A piece of underwear crawls out of the gumwad and got onto Rhampus!
  • Rhampus: "DAH!?"
  • Underwear: "(Scary Voice) Your, not, Patrick."
  • Rhampus smacks the underwear away screaming!
  • Rhampus regains his composure.
  • Rhampus: "Gross, but fascinating, odd piece of, some form of alien primeorial goo!"
  • Icky: "That's litterally a giant ball of very gross gum!"
  • Rhampus: "Still, after nearly being assulted by sentient undergarments, the sciencetific potaintional exists! It shall be kept for further sciencetific study to see if it is a threat.... Or if we can even use it at our leasure. (Tosses Gummy straight into the pile). Now, prepare thy an-nus!"
  • Patrick nerviously closed his eyes as he felt his pants pulled down!
  • Rhampus reacted with brief disturbed shocked at the sight of Patrick's gross vile disgusting crap ridden pus bleeding hairy ass! (Animater's note: I AM NOT ANIMATING THIS?!) But Rhampus quickly gotten over it.
  • Rhampus: ".... I'm gonna need the GOOD gloves."
  • Rhampus brought heavy duty gloves and even then proceeded to put on a radaion suit.
  • Rhampus: "Not even a severely neglected glutious maximus can deter me."
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) For future reference, get Patrick's ass checked at and cleaned and mended admititly!"

Outside again.

  • Patrick's voice: "(SCREAMS AS LOUD AS HE CAN!?)"

Suddenly, the episode was interupted as the ever lovable Deadpool shows up!

  • Deadpool: "HEY DUDES AND DUDETTES!? GUESS WHO MANAGED TO GET A CAMEO IN THIS SERIES!? ME! Now, I've been instructed to inform you guys that we're gonna skip the rest of this scene and get to where after they gotten all the stuff and weapons out of them because, this scene will get BORRRRRING, very fast! So, here's the aftermath."

Back to the episode abit later into it.

  • A huge pile of the Lougers' and HA's personal items and weapons is seen in a huge pile, including some personal items of Gazelle's and Stephenie's, as Rhampus stood all before the group.
  • Rhampus: "After inspecting the entire group, it is my duty to inform you all.... (Pausing for dramatic tension)....... Your all clear."
  • Silence........
  • Skipper: "HOLD ON, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!? YOU FOUND WEAPONS ON US AND YOUR LETTING US PASS?!"
  • Rhampus: "Well, you see, for one thing, your not on our terrorist list and/or our "no/fly" list, secondly, come on, you honestly think we can't reckindise the Shell Louge Squad and the Heroes Act? We HAVE actcess to Universeal TV you know! And the most impourent reason, you didn't tried anything to indicate your trouble, like, for exsample, trying to use magic to cheat your way out of a legitamate progress, that would've been a red flag that you were up to no good."
  • The Lougers, Heroes Act Members, and even Gazelle alittle bit, all looked blankly at Shen......
  • Lord Shen: "....... Seriously?"
  • Rhampus: "Your free to go. You'll reclaim your various items and weaponry once you either leave the planet, or at the least our side of the island..... Have a nice visit."

On the other side of the Wall.

  • The Group came out of the otherside.
  • Shrek: "Ohhhhhh! I think that little dinosaur gotten me right were my old arrow wound was! Ohhh! That brings back memories!"
  • Donkey: "That guy's hands was cold and rubbery!?"
  • Icky: "Ohhh! At least the guy was nice enough to always changed gloves after every ass probing! Ow! Ohhhh! Why do they bother with that stuff anyway!? What terrorist would think to shove a weapon or a gun up his ass!?"
  • Stephenie: "Then you guys never met this one Iallog terrorist named Hoggor Hugeass, who shoved many weapons up his butt to sneak pass security, and failed thanks to Rhampus."
  • Icky: "..... Forget I asked."
  • Patrick: "I hope gummy will be okay."
  • Squidward: "OUR VIRGINY IS HALF VIOLATED AND YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT WAD OF ABC GUM?!"
  • B.O.B.: "Pfft! I don't know what you guys are complaining about! I didn't even felt him!"
  • Icky: "You're a blob genius! When he did ass probed ya, all he got was blue goob and a quick relisation that you didn't tecnecally have an ass! You're minus an ASS?!"
  • Shenzi: "And now I know what cows feel like when the same thing happens to them!"
  • Trixie: "I'll never live this down!"
  • Lord Shen: "We're all with our pride shattered and our personal space violated?! But it has the added injury of our weaponry confinscated, our personal items taken, why, they didn't even let us KEEP our communicaters, AND our magic users are magicless?! We're no threat to the potainional problem at hand?!"
  • Magnum: "Perhaps it is karma punishing you trying to risk our credability by asking me into trying to cheat those people from only doing their jobs of making sure nothing gets by armed and dangerious!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO NOT HAVE US BE LATE TO SEE THE KEUBRIC PRESIDENT?! WE MAY'VE WELL ENDED UP GIVING HIM ANOTHER REASON TO MISTRUST US?!"
  • ???: "Ya need to have alittle more faith in my father then that."
  • Tracy and the rest of the Keubrican air force arrived.
  • Tracy: "I bet you misfits didn't hear about dad's last minute change to 1200 hours instead of 0800 hours cause he remembered that security inspection takes forever."
  • Spongebob: "We, kinda rushed out before we would assume President Nicemile gotten another call from him."
  • Icky: "See Shen? Karma showed alittle mercy there after it felt you suffered enough."
  • Lord Shen growled.
  • Lucky: "Yo, what up with your friend?"
  • Boss Wolf: "He's pissed because we're left unable to battle even the lamest villain ever because security took all our stuff!?"
  • Tracy and the gang looked at eachother mischefiously.
  • Tracy: "..... Ya know, we know how to get your stuff back. We know a guy who can get ANYTHING out of the wall for a price. He's like, a shadow. He's nowhere and everywhere. He calls himself,..... Mr. Nothing. Because no one knows his real name or his speices! He's always in the shadows!"
  • Lucky: In fact, the guy has a commercial for his secret business right here. (Shows it to them on a datapad)

(It went like this...)

Ratchet and Clank Past 051 Slim's Commercial

Ratchet and Clank Past 051 Slim's Commercial

Mr. Nothing's Commercial Style

  • (Mr. Nothing): Psst. Got some stuff that was... Uh... Appropriated? Worried that you can't use your confiscated weapons to defend yourself and/or others? With Mr. Nothing, your 'contraband' will be safe with you in no time. Whether it's weapons, gadgets, or anything embarrassing, I'll hook you up, quickly, cheaply, and most importantly, quietly. So next time you wanna go through the wall and you end up meeting the... Disturbing cavity search methods that make you feel violated in more ways than one... Remember the name... Mr. Nothing. The only inspections we pass are yours. (The commercial ends)
  • Lucky: He's located in a secluded place in Fytherstone.
  • Shou: Yeah, and even though the President can give you temporary planet-only licenses for your weapons, they do NOT come cheap OR without a lot of procedures of responsibility that take months.
  • Icky: "Look, we appresiate the help, but we're NOT gonna asked a smuggler to steal back our stuff just to not feel defenseless or unarmed. We rather take our chances being neutered as an effective hero force then looking like a problem."
  • Tracy: "Fair enough, but that would mean that if there's another problem, you'll have to place your trust solely on us, AND Radcliff! That means, you DO have to do EVERYTHING he says and follow his orders to the letter!"
  • Xandy: "Ugh.... If it'll get us to President Hawkens, fine."
  • Lucky: "Ya see? Trusting us isn't so hard."
  • Stephenie: "Tracy, have you seen your brother?"
  • Tracy: "He's still on his "alone time". Trust me, he is NOT in a happy mood during his alone time."
  • Stephenie: "I need to talk to him about standing up to Scar!"
  • Cowl: "Who's gotta scar?"
  • Stephanie: I mean his bully.
  • Cowl: Ohh... THAT guy.
  • Gore: (Sighs and mutters to himself)
  • Tracy:... Well, we'd be delighted to bring you to him, but... Steph, have you spoken to your mother about even coming through here? Ya know the First Lady of the Keucanics is abit over-protective about you entering our neightberhood.
  • Stephanie: I have, trust me. I'm tired of Radcliff pushing me away, and I want him to admit that he's not being a good person to me, and he should start being more assertive. He's the leader of the entire air force, so he needs to start ACTING like one!
  • Cowl: But I think he is already.
  • Stephanie:... Does that guy EVER say anything NOT stupid?
  • Lucky: Don't blame him, he's got a mental condition where he is unable to think before he speaks, or even keep things to himself for that matter. He's in this force because he is still a good fighter overall.
  • Icky: "What about the Thunderclap-Look-A-Like?"
  • Lucky: "Oh, Gore-Nado? He's a Zidactyl native to an uncontrolled island we befriended. We're, still working on making him talk like a person."
  • Patrick: Wait, I thought he was a pterosaur.
  • Lucky:... (Sighs) That's the name of his SPECIES, you complete half-wit!
  • Gore: (Mutters unintelligibly)
  • Icky: "..... Is it safe to say that this place was a semi-dinosaur island planet before you people showed up?"
  • Lucky: "Ehh, more or less. It has a mixed co-dominance with other prehistoric critters too."
  • Tracy: Now come with us. We will take ya to the president. Steph, after we're done with the misfits, we'll take you to Radcliff. Again, keep in mind, bro does NOT tend to like visitors during his moods. Not even if it's people he trusts!
  • Lucky: "Cowl and I learned that the hard way when his grabbed our asses with his talons and squeesed the ever living f***s out of them!"
  • Aurlena: "Yikes! Is the punk THAT bad to him that he ends up going into tirades that hurts even his own friends? Why would the leader of the air force take that from some scrub like this Scar guy?"
  • Tracy: "Scar is the son of one of the brass generals that can litterally deside wether or not Hawkens is worthy of the position anymore. If bro stood up to Scar, and over Stephenie, a Keucan, that would easily be the end of his career."
  • Stephenie: "Oh, so unprofessional misconduct and straight up BLACKMAIL is involved!? Ugh!? Ya know, if the Keucans and the Keubrics were still unionised, Keucan members of the brass would not take that sort of nonsense kindly!"
  • Tracy: "Well Steph, we aren't still togather, so Scar is basicly allowed to do whatever he wants because his dad doesn't really realise the kind of dips*** he is. And he is NOT very good at accepting the facts, which he'll instead see it as an insult to his son without proof!"
  • Stephanie:... Okay, Scar and his family SERIOUSLY need to be kicked out. They don't deserve to be in the air force if they're going to treat Hawkens with such disrespect. Does Scar and his father realize that by kicking out the air force's best leader, they run the risk of pissing off his father?
  • Tracy: It's not that easy. Like any democracy or republic, the president only has limited power. In our society, the air force is a part of the judicial branch, so the only two people who control them are both the Commander-in-Chief of the Air Force, Commander Cygmund Goashcon, AND the Air Force supreme judge, Magistrate Lector Turybdis. Plus, Scar's family has been in the air force for years, and it would be a sheer disgrace to kick them out for even having the president's son fired.
  • Stephanie: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?!? IF THERE'S ANYTHING I KNOW ABOUT YOUR CULTURE, THEN I KNOW THAT BLACKMAILING IS AN ACT OF DISGRACE!!! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCAR IS GETTING AWAY WITH HIS THREATS BECAUSE HIS FATHER IS TOO CRUEL AND TOO BLIND TO CALL HIM OUT FOR IT?!? THE SCOOP POOPER FAMILY IS ATROCIOUS!! HOW HAS THEIR CRIME EVER GOTTEN PAST COMMANDER GOASHCON?!? AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!!!
  • Lucky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Stephanie, easy! We know it makes no sense, but that's the way it is!
  • Stephanie: THEN I AM CERTAINLY GOING TO HAVE A WORD WITH RADCLIFF'S FATHER AND HAVE HIM CALL OUT SCAR'S RETARDED BLIND FATHER!!! I CAN'T PUT UP WITH RADCLIFF'S COWARDICE ANY LONGER!! I'M SEEING THIS THROUGH, OR GET PUNISHED TRYING!!
  • Tracy: Okay, STEPHANIE! YOU'D BETTER LOWER YOUR DAMN TONE BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO SOUND LIKE A KEUBRIC, WHICH I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU DO NOT WANT! Yes, it may sound stupid for Scar to get away with treating Hawkens like this, but if President Hawkens calls out other bodies of authority as if he has total authority over them just because you told him too, you are going to face SERIOUS charges that even diplomacy will not fix. You are unintentionally going to sabotage yourself with your own desperate desire to help Radcliff.
  • Stephanie: Well, what the hell am I supposed to do, genius? Should I let him be treated this way? Should I let this injustice remain uncorrected? Should I not do something? Either way, it is not fair for Radcliff to be treated this way. He is an elite, and he'd better start nutting up!
  • Lord Shen: Stephanie, we get it, what they're doing is wrong! But doing something crazy without thinking things through is going to get you into some serious trouble. Now GET A GRIP before you do something you will INTENSLY regret!
  • Stephenie: "If you expect me to give up on Radcliff like that, then you people have your priorities mixed up?! If President Hawkens can't do it, then I am going to complain to Goashcon myself!"
  • Tracy: "Steph, (Stephenie leaves) wait! Ugh..... And people say we Keubrics are the stubbern ones."
  • Lord Shen groaned in anger!
  • Lord Shen: "It's ALWAYS something that hinders our mission!?"

Keubric air force grounds.

  • Stephenie was seen approuching the area, and looked at the amazing display of Keubirc birds training and honing their skills in the area.
  • Stephenie then saw Hawkens taking is anger out of a training dummy, which Stephenie saw that it was best to let him have the chance to cope with his anger.
  • Stephenie then saw the same gyrfalcon/condor-like pterosaur-winged creature leader from before being followed by the brass. This was the Commander Goashcon.
  • Stephenie commence to walk in.
  • Commander Goashcon: "Good members of the brass, I think you'll be impressed to know that our air force has proven to be a vastly superior force. With the capture of 4 of the strongest of the 4 dominaent terror groups from Iallog, it has once again proven that Keuca's millaterry power has remain strong and true even dispite the unexplainable failure of Project: Keucanian Justice. One day, we'll realise our dream to commence going to war with Iallog and ridding it of both the extremeists AND the vastly unreliable leaders and reshape Iallog into our- (Sees Stephenie coming torwords him)..... Ah. Good Morning to you Miss Nicemile. Came to see Young Master Radcliff again? He's at the training grounds if your looking for him and-"
  • Stephenie: "CUT THE CRAP, SIR!! I'm hear to talk to you about your shotty leadership!"
  • Commander Goashcon was confused by the comment.
  • Commander Goashcon: "..... Well, I had heard you tend to be a bit spicy when upset, but goodness. Seeing is believing. I never known a Keucan to actselly be aggressive. Now, what is this about my leadership being shotty?"
  • Stephenie: "DON'T PLAY DUMB, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW?! Brass General Scoop Pooper's son has been treating Hawkens like crap and is reducing him to be a cowerd torwords me?! HE EVEN CALLED HIM A MODERATE FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH ME!?"
  • Commander Goashcon was legitamently shocked and surprised by this, not because of Stephenie being disrespectful, but because the news of what was happening between Hawkens and Scar.
  • Commander Goashcon: "..... Oh my gosh. It's, it's that what's been going on? No wonder Hawkens spended more time in training. Ms. Nicemile, I am really apologenic about this, I-"
  • A large eared falcon-like brown eagle creature Brass General shoved Goashcon aside looking angry at Stephenie. This was Brass General Scoop Pooper.
  • Brass General Pooper: "HOW, DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY SON LIKE THAT, YOU KEUCAN WHORE?! YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE SUPPORTING THE LIE?!"
  • Commander Goashcon: "Brass General, I will NOT tolerate disrespect torwords any offspring of respected offictal, even if they're Keucans! This young lady has a right to explain her concerns and I will not make our air force look bad by making it look as if we approve of unprofessional misconduct. Is that clear?"
  • Brass General Pooper: "But-"
  • Commander Goashcon: "IS, THAT, CLEAR?!"
  • The Brass General backed away slowly, ears down.
  • Commander Goashcon: "..... Now, tell me exactly what Scar was doing."
  • Stephenie: "Oh where do I BEGIN!? Scar has picked on Radcliff Hawkens, THE SON OF THE KEUBRIC PRESIDENT, for loving a Keucan, AND threatened to have his social standing and career DESTROYED for ever standing up to him by complaining everything to Brass General Scoop Pooper like the whiney spoiled bad egg of a brat he is, AND THOSE YUTS HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL FOR NOT REALISING IT SOONER?! JUST WHAT KIND OF SHIP DO YOU THINK YOUR RUNNING?! YOUR UNWITTINGLY LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH UNPROFESSIONALISUM AND BLACKMAIL BECAUSE THE SCOOP POOPER NAME HAS BEEN LIKE A NAMESAKE FOR YOUR MILLATERRY!? THAT SHOULD NOT BE AN EXCUSE TO LET THEM GET WAY WITH THIS!?"
  • Commander Goashcon: "And it damn well does not! I'll promise to report this to Lector and he'll have this sorted out. In the meantime, Brass General Scoop Pooper, tell your son to go pack his things cause both you and your son are NO longer apart of MY airforces!?"
  • Brass General Scoop Pooper: "But sir!? Jacoor Scoop Pooper was the greatest war hero of Keuca! Kicking us out would dishonor his name and the sacrivices he made?!"
  • Commander Goachcon: "His name was already dishonored. BY YOU AND YOUR UNFIT FOR SERVICE BASTURD OF A CHILD?! I, DO NOT, TOLERATE BULLYING AND BLACKMAIL IN MY AIR FORCE?! YOU, AND YOUR SON, GET OUT!? YOUR BOTH DISCHARGED!? (Rips the general badges from the now FORMER Brass General Scoop Pooper?!) You'll surrender the suit to the dry cleaners and leave in your civilian clothes!?"
  • Ex-Brass Scoop Pooper solumly leaves and gives a bitter look to Stephenie.
  • Ex-Brass Scoop Pooper: "....... You ruined a legacy and neutered this air force's ability to powerful. I hope you'll sleep well tonight."
  • Ex-Brass Scoop Pooper left.
  • Commander Goashcon: "Miss Nicemile, you'll have my word that Scar Scoop Pooper and his father will be court-martialed and trailed for their actions. Thank you for bringing this up. Good day, Madam."
  • The Commander and the remaining Brass left.
  • Stephenie: "...... Heh. And they said this was gonna end badly."
  • Hawkens walked in and shocked beyond belief.
  • Hawkens: "Did you..... Just...... CONVINCE THE COMMANDER TO DISCHARGED ONE OF THE BRASS GENERALS AND SCAR?!"
  • Stephenie: "I originally just wanted to talk you out of being afraid of being only in love. Then I have discovered the kind of awful things Scar was doing to you and-"
  • Hawkens grabbed her in a hug.
  • Hawkens: "....... Thank you."
  • Hawkens and Stephenie gave eachother a romantic kiss.
  • ???: "YOU SLUT!!"
  • The two stopped and gasped at a bulky eared bird similar to Scoop Pooper but younger and with a scar on his face, appearing to be Scar Scoop Pooper.
  • Scar S.P.: "I SHOULD'VE FIGURED THAT DIRTY SLUT WOULD'VE TATTLED ON ME AND DAD, MODERATE!? I WAS SO DAMN CLOSE ON GETTING THROUGH TO YA TOO!? YOU COULD'VE BEEN USEFUL FOR THE CAUSE?!"
  • Hawkens: "DON'T YOU DARE- Wait..... The Hell are you talking about?"
  • Scar S.P.: "THE PLANS FOR UNIFACATION WOULD'VE BEEN GLORIOUS WITH YOU BY OUR SIDE?!"
  • Hawkens: "No seriously, what the hell are you talking about!?"
  • Scar S.P.: "OUR GLORIOUS RETURN TO THE UNION AGE OF KEUBRICS AND KEUCANS WOULD'VE BEEN THE MOST GRANDEST THINGS EVAR!?"
  • Hawkens: "SERIOSULY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ONE MOMENT AGO, YOU WERE TALKING SMACK ABOUT THE KEUCANS, AND NOW YOU GONE NUT ON ME?! Who are you and what did ya do with the real Scar?!"
  • Scar. S.P.: "THAT SCAR NEVER EXISTED!? (ROARS AN ABOMINABLE BATTLE CRY AS HE TURNED INTO A MUTANTED, CYBERCONNECTIC, NECROMORTHIC, ABOMINABLE MONSTROSITY?!) (MONSTERIOUS VOICE) THERE WERE NEVER A SCAR SCOOP POOPER?! Brass General Mantecor Scoop Pooper never had a son?! I, AM AN AGENT OF FORCES AIMING TO CREATE THE REUNION AGE!? AN AGE THAT WOULD'VE MADE YOUR BUDDING ROMANCE POSSABLE?! UNFORTUNATELY, WE ONLY NEEDED TO RUIN IT BRIEFLY SO YOU COULD RECRUITED YOU INTO OUR RANKS, HAWKENS?! YOUR GREATER GRANDFATHER UNKNOWINGLY HAS DONE US A LEGENDARY SERVICE WHEN HE TURNED ON GENERAL GYELICS!? HE STOPPED THAT FOOL FROM RUNNING THE RISK OF THE USRA-SPAWNED LEGION FROM EVENTALLY DISCOVERING MORE ABOUT THE TRUTH BEHIND THE BENGREN ATTACK?! THERE WAS TALK IN THE LEGION ON INVESTIGATING MORE ABOUT THE ASTRO-LASER THAT ATTACKED BENGREN IN DESIRES TO PREVENT DISHASTOR IN HOPES TO STOP A DISHASTORIOUS EVENT?! WE HOPED TO HAVE YOUR GREATER GRANDFATHER TO JOIN US, BUT THAT SAME HONOR HE USED AGAINST GYELICS WOULD WORK AGAINST US!? SO WE AIMED TO SETTLE FOR WHATEVER WAS THE BEST OF HIS BLOODLINE!? AND THAT BECAME YOU!? YOU ALSO SHOWED KIDNESS TO A KEUCAN, SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER DONE IN AGES, AND YOU MADE YOURSELF A PERFECT CANIDATE FOR OUR CAUSE!?"
  • Hawkens: "Uh, yeah, if membership means I have to become a freaky monster, then NO thanks Scar! I'll pass!?"
  • "Scar": "I, AM NOT SCAR!? I, AM, JACOOR!? AND WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THIS?! ONLY THE BEST MEMBERS?!"
  • Hawkens: "Wait... Jacoor? AS IN THE JACOOR OF THE KEUCANIAN COMMUNIST WARS?! But what're you doing alive and as a freak and not, ya know, dead?!"
  • Jacoor: "I WILL SHOW YOU AND YOUR PERSISTENT LADY FRIEND!? HER WILLINGNESS TO RISK HER LIFE FOR YOU IS MORE THEN ENOUGH TO BE INCLUDED!?"
  • Hawkens: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on THAT too!?"
  • Jacoor: "IT IS NOT A REFUSEABLE OFFER?!"
  • Jacoor grabs Hawkens with his talons and pins him down, then looks at the bewildered Stephenie!
  • Jacoor: "AND NOW FOR YOU MY DEAR!?"
  • Stephenie: "...... I, am, NOT, playing the damsel in distress agan!? (Enters a martical art pose!)"
  • Jacoor was briefly surprised by this, then laughs!
  • Jacoor: "You dare think I'm gonna be intimidated by tha-"
  • Stephenie leaped up and repeatingly Chun-Li Spinned-kicked Jacoor in the face, doing tremendus damage! This freed Hawkens in the progress.
  • Stephenie then kick-flipped Jacoor face first into the ground, knocking him out!
  • Hawkens stared amazed at this!
  • Stephenie: "(Breaths heavily), THAT, WAS FOR MESSING WITH MY MAN, ASSWIPE!?"
  • Hawkens: ".... Well, I see training with Shou Lin really paid off!"
  • Commander Goashcon and the surprised brass and Mantecor came in and saw this!
  • Commander Goashcon: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
  • Hawkens: "I'm just as confused as you are sir."
  • Mantecor gotten really nervious as if something was just exposed and tried to escape!
  • Hawkens: "MANTECOR'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT!?"
  • Goashcon: "HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?! SOMEONE STOP HIM!?"
  • Suddenly, Mantecor was sniped by a deadly laser in the head?!
  • Everyone was surprised!?
  • Mantecor fell down dead!
  • A dark silluetted force was seen.
  • ???: "You were a valueable ally, Jacoor..... But you blowing your own cover like a complete incompetent idiot CANNOT be forgiven."
  • The figure began to press a few buttons seemingly on his own body.
  • Suddenly, Jacoor began to scream as he woke up and shocked everyone!
  • Jacoor screamed as it began to get garbled as Jacoor started to melt into a hidious ugly pile of melted flesh, staticy machinery and pus as even the skeleton was reduced to nothing.
  • The silluetted force rereated into the shadows.
  • Hawkens: "...... Note to self, I'M SO NEVER FORGETTING YOUR BIRTHDAY!?"
  • Stephenie: "I DIDN'T DO THAT, HAWKENS?!"
  • Goashcon: "Then the real question is..... Who is behind this?"
  • Hawkens: "..... We got to get to my dad, Steph. NOW!"

Meanwhile...

  • ???: (The unknown figure appeared in a secluded military underground fortress with a symbol with a circle and central equal sign on it was seen)... (Shrugs) Jacoor's overcompidence has just made everything difficult!
  • Harrathor: (She appeared) Sir, I'd like to point out that you just left Hawkens and the rest of the air force to tell everyone about our plan. Aren't we supposed to be undercover?
  • ???: "If I attempted to go after them after what just happened, then we would be in a worser situation, Lt. Clawla. Be glad that I at least delayed it..... For now...... For what it's worth, Jacoor did not gone into complete details, so we're NOT in admidiate danger. But this still means however that production on our lastest device must be made to move quicker, post-haste!"
  • Lt. Clawla: "You sure sir? The Lougers and the HA have been both disarmed and left unable to be a true threat."
  • ???: "Well thanks to Jacoor, that might no longer be the case?! President Hawkens won't abide to his laws forever! Espeically if it's an emergeny!? We must speed up the production of the new weapon quickly! While your at it, increase our security defenses Clawla!? Is that clear?"
  • Lt. Clawla: "Yes sir."

Hawkens' office.

  • President Hawkens was silently staring at the window, then turned back to his son, Nicemile, the Lougers and Gazelle, The HA and Radcliff's group, along side Commander Goashcon.
  • President Hawkens: "So, let me get this straight....... Scar wasn't Scar, but Jacoor, only, he didn't look like the respected war hero, but, some kind of abominable monster that's a mixed of, mutantion, cybernectics, undead, and who knows what else, and that ONE OF THE DAMN BRASS was in on it with him for trying to drag my son into some kind of unknown group with connections to where the Bengren attack Astro Laser came from, then suddenly, Mantecor was killed by a laser shot from nowhere and Jacoor melted into a disgusting mess?!..... SON, ARE YOU DAMN SURE YOUR NOT ON DRUGS AGAIN!?"
  • Hawkens: "It's the truth!?"
  • President Hawkens: "THEN SHOW ME THE BODIES!? Er, well.... Body and the gross puddle!"
  • Commander Goashcon: "They're being taken to the exsamination labs as we speak. The colonybird doctors are waiting for us."
  • Magnum: I sure hope this 'puddle' isn't THAT vile.
  • Shenzi: Hon, we've seen melted flesh before in many of our adventures. Don't ask us about it, it was just very disgusting. (They left)

Labs.

  • Mantecor was on an exsamination table with the robin-like birds examining it.
  • Doctor 1: "... Well, obviously enough, this guy died from a shot to a head. I don't even know why we need to even investigate this guy."
  • Doctor 2: "It so we can figure out the weapon that did it, duh! It's the puddle that troubles me!"
  • A bucket of the gross remains of Jacoor was seen.
  • Doctor 2: "I can't believe that used to be a living creature.... Or, whatever it was."
  • Doctor 1: "And our computer is still decoding what is inside that stuff."
  • Head Doctor comes in.
  • Head Doctor: "The Board informs us that the Keubric president himslf and several others have wishes to see our guests."
  • Doctor 2: "Well tell them not to expect too many answers for this time, we're still figuring out what the deuce happen!"
  • Head Doctor: "I think you'll have to do that because they do not know the meaning of waiting!"
  • Pres. Hawkens: (They came in and saw all the small birds spread around and doing their work)...
  • Puss:... That's a lot of birds.
  • Pres. Hawkens: That's why they're called colonybirds. They're normally eusocial. All these are in the weaver caste, and live in different areas in Fytherstone. With their combined effort, they can do anything quick. They're some the finest geniueses tax payer money can buy and-
  • Shrek: PUSS!
  • Puss: (He was stalking a doctor until he was stopped)... Sorry, instinct.
  • Donkey: Yeah, you wish, that bird is a little too big for you to swallow. Size may not matter in these worlds, but come on, show some self-control anyway!
  • Pres. Hawkens: Yeah, THAT, was among the reasons why we're so tough on visitors, outside of just because of terrorisum and crime.... SOME critters can't seem to ignor their instints! (Puss nerviously laughs.).... I'll make this quick before we're a doctor short. DR. SEBTS?!? (A colonybird scientist flew down and greeted him)
  • Colonybird Scientist (Dr. Sebts): Hello, Mister President. I can imagine what you heard about Mantecor and "Jacoor" was unbelievable.
  • Pres. Hawkens: Where's Mantecor's body? (Colonybirds flew over with the body on the table.)
  • Doctor #3: Well, sir..... The laser wound in his head, DOESN'T match any form of weaponry used in sniper assassinations.... We, don't even think a sniper gun even did THIS! (Points to the burned wound in Mantecor's head).... It's vastly too violent for a sniper gun. 
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) EEEEH!!
  • Pres. Hawkens: Any clues on what kind of weapon did this?
  • Doctor #4: As the son of a scientist with doctorates in both weapons technology and physics...... I'm afraid I don't have a clue! It's, as if Mantecor was victimised by an entirely new and unknown weapon!
  • President Hawkens: "..... What about what happened to.... "Jacoor"?"
  • Dr. Sebts: Very well. The... Protoplasm... Is over there. (Shows the bucket on the other table) Just be careful around the rest of the staff, they can be a little pushy.
  • Batty: For swarming birds, I don't blame them.
  • Alex: I for one do NOT wanna get my ass kicked by a flock of birds. Let's go. (They approach as they see the bucket of melted organic matter)
  • Spyro: Ick.
  • Kowalski: Egad! What kind of thing could do this?
  • Dr. Sebts: Well, we had it analyzed....... And..... Believe it or not, this was done by tecknowagey we have no reckinition in. The best ever throey I could offer is, that these two were both killed in surprisingly accurate and Teadr 1-like ways. It's possable that we're dealing with some kind of Yatoran or a Keubric that got his wings on Teadr 1 technology.
  • Boss Wolf: Eh, don't remember what a 'Yatoran' is, but I prefer to agree we're dealing with a totally crazy Keubric who is pissy about Crotson's execution, the shutting down of this project of his, and is angry about Iallog and Bengren wronging him, or whatever.
  • Hawkens: He said it had something to do with the separation of the Keucans and Keubrics, remember? If anything, whoever did this was from that group that unforturnately, Jacoor, Or Scar, or whoever or WHATEVER he was, has never called them by name, it's to be assumed Jacoor was punished for failing and that the Brass General was killed to prevent him from being made to expose everything.
  • Dr. Sebts: But what is wrong about our seperation? We separated because we had conflicting beliefs and customs, which was irrrelivent to the terrorist problems and the crimewaves. If we HAD stayed together, who knows what would've happened?
  • President Hawkens: "Sebts, you know damn well that even if we had defelupt those differing opinions and standerds and WITHOUT our problems to begin with, we would've been able to make our unionship work reguardless."
  • Dr. Sebts: "Your kidding, right Mr. President? With the kind of direction we are going and oppisite to the Keucans, it would be a political nightmare to co-exist now."
  • President Hawkens: "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT OTHER THEN YOUR CRACK-POT THEROIES, PIPSQUEAK!? Now I didn't came here to listen to you about doubt of a new unionship, reguardless of debatable possability, I CAME TO ASK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DECEASED!? And frankly, YA'LL FAILED TO FIGURE IT OUT!?"
  • Dr. Sebts: "We are trying to the best of our ability, but this is legitamently something we don't very well understand! All we have is guesswork! We may be geniuses, but we're NOT miricle workers?! These are the best answers I can give to you, I'm sorry!"
  • President Hawkens: "(GROANS), DAMN!? The public is NEVER gonna settle down over this?! (Thinks long and hard about this for awhile)..... (Sighs)..... I'll give you all more time to figure things out. I'll be back later to see if you make even slight improvement on figuring this out. Until then..... I have a meeting that's been delayed long enough....."
  • The group left.

Office.

  • President Hawkens was seen sitting by his desk with the Lougers, Heroes Act, Hawkens and friends, and Gazelle on standby.
  • President Hawkens: "(Sighs)....... As, much as this mess is the most stressful of my career, I guess I should answer your question about what Keubric would hate President Crotson...... Now, I, have my doubts that he would have anything to do with this, but..... I guess you need to know some additional history Nicemile didn't cover cause it wasn't relivent to the main issue at hand....."

Flashback.

  • (Pres Hawkens): "During the twilight hours of our unionship sometime WAY before the troubles that started anything, we had a different problem we worried about...... An island that was once part of the united islands of Keuca, fell onto control of the rising dictatorship of Communlar...... An anti-capitalist who believes communisum shall become the next evolution of Keuca and that it should be rid of demockacy, because it has failed him in the past because of the system's failure to satisfy his needs.... It became the start of the Communist War.... And it was mostly something we Keubrics had to deal with since our Keucan friends have lost their fighting spirit, but they did well enough to prevent us from going into extremes, but not enough where it feels like they're hindering our interests in stopping a legit problem. Some of the best Keubrics were sent to fight for our rights against the threat of Communlor and the Keummunist Union. Among the best of the best, outside of Jacoor, was Carnamarch G. Equinox.... He was the best soldier our nations ever seen. He was brave. He was tactical. He can take a hit. He stood for our patriotisum beliefs.... But he had the ability to not over-sell it. Next to Jacoor's eventual sacrivice where he was THOUGHT to had been lost, it was Carnamarch that won the war for us.... He captured Communlar and talked him out of continuing this and to accept the consinsquences of his actions and to agree to let demockacy be restored back into the island, as such, disloving the Keummunist Union, scattering it into small splinter cells that since then at the time were still trying to restore what they lost. We mostly disbaned a large majority of these smaller cells but a particularly crafty group that always evaded our grasp.... Carnamarch was always working to absolve the last of splinter cells, but unfortunately...... Time, never allowed him that chance..... When 4/10 happened, the soldiers were ordered to leave that island and to, for now, forget about the one fledgeling splinter cell and to worry about terrorisum. Carnamarch, while still being concerned about the remaining splinter cell, understood that a bigger challnage had to be answered.... However..... He was not happy to what he came back to...... The Unionship between Keubrics and Keucans had died because of our issues on how to handle something we had never handled before, as Carnamarch was horrifived of what has become of Keuca.... The Building of The Wall, the birth of many new forms of standerds for each-side to take, and most of all..... His beloved, a female Keucan, would never be allowed to see him again because of this deviding..... Carnamarch was further enraged that Crotson has never attempted to mend this problem, caring for his own interests.... Carnamarch, called Crotson out on it."
  • Carn: "WHY, DID YOU ALLOW OUR UNIONSHIP TO DIE, CROTSON!? FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE SEPERATED?!"
  • Crotson: "Look, Equinox, there was little I could've done! The Keucans and Keubrics have changed from the days of when we fought against Monarchy! The Keucans lost their warrior spirit! They don't want us to punish the Iallog extremeists for what they had done?!"
  • Carn: "They CLEARLY just want us to avoid taking a tragity too seriously?! That runs the risk of doing things that'll make you less justifiable then the harm causers of this! In fact, I HEARD RUMORS THAT YOU PLAN TO MESS WITH ASTRO-LASERS?! Please tell me that's not true sir?! You know the USRA races don't appresiate that sort've thing because they have outlawed it throughout the UUniverses!.... Baring the worlds ruled by those tecnophiles of the Ugoldest system anyway."
  • Crotson: "Trust me, this is NOT a case of us becoming the second coming of the Bulliarns, AND WE ARE FAR, from becoming like those Ugoldest tec lovers! Our reasons for the Astro Lasers are purely for desires of patriotic justice! We are making less powerful versons designed to only destroy the bases of our enemies, but would otherwise leave the planets that look as if nothing happen! It'll be quick, painless, and the major races would have no idea it went down!"
  • Carn: "HOW CAN YOU PREDICT THAT!? What if there was an astro-laser that didn't do what you wanted and ended up damaging more then just your enemies, even IF it still didn't DESTROYED the planet?! It wouldn't matter in the long run to the main races because you still messed with something that shouldn't've been messed with!"
  • Crotson: "BY ALL DAMN MEANS, I AM NOT PROUD OF THIS?! I know this will likely cost me my life and the planet's credability, but if we done it right, swiftly, and quietly, we'll destroy our enemies without destroying the worlds, AND no one would be the wiser! Besides, it'll be on terror groups and criminal synicates! No one's gonna bat an eye about using a powerful weapon against them. They had legitamently caused harm and pain to even the major races as well. If anything, we're doing the major races some justice by puting those animals out of their misery and the UUniverses' as well! You don't have to like it, but at least HUMOR me in this!"
  • Carn: "...... You know something sir?..... I refuse to serve a devided country desten for failure...... You want to make Keuca look bad....? GO AHEAD?! Then you'll see on what history will brand you as later down the road."
  • Carnamarch angerly leaves.
  • Crotson: "No, Equinox! Wait! We need you more then ever to help us with this! What can our country, nay, our planet would do without it's savior from the Keummunists!?"
  • Carn: "........ Who's to say that this world still doesn't need one..... FROM YOU?!"
  • Carn slamed the door angerly and caused items to shatter.
  • (Pres Hawkens): "With that, Crotson wanted the millaterry to find Carn and to reason with him that sacrivices must be made.... Sadly, he already resigned from the millaterry before the order was made and he vanished without a trace.... Crotson relucently was forced to make do without a famed war hero's support...."

Present...

  • President Hawkens: "..... And we already know what became of Crotson ever since.... Crotson's final words before his day of exiction was: "I never got to say, I was sorry to Carnamarch"..... Crotson felt stupid to not heed Carnamarch's warning about the astro-lasers..... As for Carnamarch, both he and the Keucan he loved had since vanished and been missing since the entirety of the Interuniverseal Wars..... It, was likely the two went to live in a better place and had since lived full lifes.... And I know what your thinking, but trust me on this, Carnamarch is TOO honorable for such a thing! On top of that, he has no actcess to such things like another Astro Laser NOT even made by Crotson's arctitects.... And most impourently, HE'S LIKELY DEAD BY NOW?! So there's NO way he would be at fault in anyway!"
  • Hawkens: I'm not so sure about it not being Carn, dad. What about those life-extension serums that are on the market? You think he could've gotten his wings on those?
  • President Hawkens: Son, those things tend to be expensive, and someone like Carn in his financle position, being from a struggling family on the brink of being poor, disavolves that. Like I said, it rules him out. Although, in some twisted way, it might be a family descendant.
  • Stephanie: Not sure about that, either. From what I could make out with the details, he looked to be like an ordinary Xulture. His girlfriend was a different species, so... That would mean a modern desendent would be abit unlikely.
  • Hudson: "..... But, what about the last Splinter Cell of the Communistic Keucanians?"
  • President Hawkens: "We ruled them out since we never heard of the splinter cell's leader, Jalboon, who likely has died of old age at this point and with no heir, the splinter cell has likely disbaned on that count."
  • Shifu: Listen here everyone, we won't know if Carn or anyone else was responsible for the deaths for the time being. For as far as we can tell, it could easily be an entirely different adversary. All we know is that we need to stop whoever is behind this before they complete this weapon.
  • Icky: "Well even then, even IF we found the jackasses behind the mess, what can we really do? Thanks to the privacy invading standerds of Keubric security, we'll be easily overwealmed by tecnologically armed baddies vs. the phsyical skill we have left. And trust me, guns vs. phsyical confrontation? Kinda an unfair one-sided fight there."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Mr. President, is there anyway for you to quickly give us the lizences to bare our convinsated items so it is NOT to risk against a dangerious force having an even more dangerious weapon?"
  • President Hawkens: "Believe me, I want to, but even a more quicker proseeder would still take some time, and likely, thanks to Jacoor, whoever he was working for most likely gotten the idea to just make the thing as quickly as possable. By the time you legelly get your weapons back, the group behind this problem will already have a funtional Astro-Laser, and only the devines know what will be the first agenda of it's useage. I can't believe I'm recimending this..... But your gonna have to get your items back illegitamently. It's, kinda the only way your gonna get them back quicker then the group getting their astro-laser done."
  • Lord Shen: "I'm afraid we're in trouble then, cause I can't on good consense commit a crime against a legitiment establishment."
  • Gazelle was seen meditating on the floor.
  • President Hawkens: "And I appresiate the law-abidingness, but, for the safety of the world, I'll pardon you all from having to rob from the wall for the sake of the planet's national security!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well UNLESS the Wall was up to illegitament activities other then the things PARDONED by job requirements, we can't be able to dodge stealing back our own items and violate laws that meant to protect your people!"
  • President Hawkens: "I had said that-"
  • The Ongoing conversation in Gazelle's point of view already gotten muffled out as she was mentally channeling the Uniter Blade, which was in the procession along with the other items, which due to the security forces not being able were able to touch it without being burned cause the Uniter Blade understood it was required by law to be away from Gazelle, but by being made aware of Gazelle being in need of it, the blade glew and hovered above the air, then it surrounded everything the lougers and HA owned, whether weapons or personal items, even the Atlanitan Token, as it magicly lifted them all off the ground.
  • A Security gaurd holdinga clipboard walked in and saw what is going on......
  • Security Guard: "What the..... (He saw that the door was opened....) OH SHI- (He ran as fast as he could to close it, but he was already out-run by the Uniter Blade and the processed items as they flew out and escaped the room)..... Oh shit..... (Brings out walkie talkie)..... Sir..... You are NOT gonna beleive this....."
  • The Items escaped from the Wall area and head torwords the office building to the bewilderment and amazement of passers-by!
  • Lord Shen and President Hawkens were about to enter a heated arguement until the two saw the items heading torwords the building.
  • President Hawkens: "..... Would, someone, like to open a window for that if I am to presume it's not a threat?"
  • Gazelle: I'd summoned our equipment back to us through the Uniter Blade.
  • Sandy:... Wait, you can do that?
  • Gazelle: To be honest, I only did this to see if it would work, and, wouldn't you know it? It did.
  • The glow of the Uniter Blade opens the windows as the Lougers' things get into the building.
  • Patrick gasped happly as gummy returned to him!
  • Patrick: "GUMMY!? (Hugs the gross giant ball of gum)."
  • Squidward: "Did it HAD to bring Patrick's gum back as well?"
  • Gazelle: "I did sort've asked to bring back all of our items, so, it didn't discriminate."
  • Pres. Hawkens:... That's... Strangely crazy.
  • Hawkens:... You do realize that by doing this, security is going to report this.
  • Mushu: Oh, pfffffffffft, it's not like they're going to take it all THAT seriously-
  • TV: "BREAKING NEWS?! MYSTERIOUS GLOWING ITEMS WERE SEEN HEADING TORWORDS THE KEUBRIC HOUSE?! KEUBRIC SPEICAL OPS ALREADY ON WAY TO COTAIN THE POTAINIONALLY DANGERIOUS WEAPONS!?"
  • Everyone looks at Gazelle blankly....
  • Gazelle: "...... In my defence, stopping a super-weapon kinda placed us in a time-crunch and Shen wouldn't agree to accepting President Hawkens idea. I, just sort've acted on a hunch."
  • Zosimo: "WELL CONCARN IT?! That hunch might very well get us arrested?!"
  • Gazelle: "Unless...... I think I have an idea that'll put whoever's behind the weapon a falser sense of security."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Ohhhhh no! Your not suggesting we fake threatening the President, are you?"
  • Gazelle: "Of chourse not!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh thank heavens, I-"
  • Gazelle: "We fake accusing the Keubrics of the weapon situation to make it look like to the mysterious force that we think everything that happened turned out to be a front!"
  • Lord Shen: "....... Please tell me that's just a sense of dark humor you have?"
  • Zosimo: "..... Sounds like she's serious to me..... And actselly.... That could really help us! But to prevent the Grand Council from being an issue, Mr. President, your gonna have to pretend that your actselly gonna attempt on going after our lives."
  • President Hawkens: "..... Ahhh, I get ya. We play the old fake-out on the universes to trick are would-be foes that they're not gonna be the center of attention. I get ya. I'll even make my own stories for the Speical Ops to keep them off yer trails. Though, I'm worried that if I did call the Grand Council on that, that might end up giving Keuca new trouble again."
  • Xandy: "Well for the sake of tricking the enemy, your gonna have to risk that until we can be able to have the enemy exposed. But at least it'll get reinforcements on the way."
  • President Hawkens: "Ok, Son, Miss Nicemile, you two and the rest of the team are gonna have to go with them, they're gonna need native support in this."
  • Tracy: "But dad, how are we gonna do that without making OURSELFS look bad as well?"
  • Gazelle: ".... I, might have an idea."

Outside the office.

  • An army of Speical Ops troops in the form of armed and armored SWAT-like blue-eyed crow-like birds surrounded the building.
  • Suddenly, the Van bursts out of the building, being chased by Hawkens and his team!
  • The van and the Hawkens team went beyond the sight of the surprised Special Ops!
  • Eagle-Like Woodpecker Special Ops Leader: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
  • President Hawkens was hiding behind the main door and snickered abit. Then he cleared his throat, indicating he'll be serious now.
  • President Hawkens came out!
  • President Hawkens: "Bad news, boys! The weapon was being made by a new rogue military faction, and the heroes were tricked into believing that I had something to do with this!"
  • Speical Ops Leader: "WHAT!? That sounds..... A bit out of character.... Is, that why their stuff went into your office?"
  • President Hawkens: "Yeah!? The Lougers mistook me as a threat as a result and taken Miss Nicemile into the van!"
  • Speical Ops Leader: "Goodness gracious sir! They're obviously being doped here?! We need to catch them and-"
  • President Hawkens: "No need, Chief Steele. My son will take them on personally. Afterwards, they'll return here and will proceed to have a nice long chat with us. Until then, return to your base, fellers."
  • Speical Ops Leader (Chief Steele): "Yes, sir, Mr. President."
  • The Speical Ops leave.
  • President Hawkens: "(Sigh)..... And now, for my debute preformice on the Grand Council."
  • President Hawkens goes back in.

Chapter 4: Seeking Out The Equalists

Over the Keucanian seas.

  • Warson: "(On the communicater) Based on what the president of the Keubrics have reveiled, it turns out he is leading a rouge faction to create a super weapon and has staged a coup to nearly trick you lot into thinking that a rouge group was doing this all this time. Good job on not falling for it and for getting the Keucan president's daughter out of there, AND, for the capture of his son and daughter, plus some friends. I, "Congratulate" your efforts. You can expect us to send some infentry to deal with this matter soon enough. Grand Council out."
  • The Communications end.
  • Icky: "..... I'm getting the Grand Council knows what's really going on here."
  • Aurlena: "Yeah, they have grown to expect "Surprises" from you guys and know that whenever something unexpected happens, it's really because you guys are being onto something."
  • Zosimo: "That, and that it would've been stupid for Hawkens' dad to actselly admit he's up to something like that to one of two of the most ahortitive forces in the UUniverses."
  • Duke: "I gotta say, Gazelle, I never knew you had quite of conniving side in ya."
  • Gazelle: "Well, I did learned how to make a convincing front from you."
  • Duke: "That I did, that I did!"
  • Lord Shen: "Ugh..... THIS IS COMPLETELY UNCONVENTIONAL!?"
  • Icky: "Shen, throughout the entireity of the SAF series, we had NEVER, been conventional."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Admitingly a fair point, but STILL!? Are we even to be sure this group will buy into that!?"
  • Gazelle gotten another migraine as a new vision accures!

Vision.

  • A silluetted force: "Good news, my followers?! Dispite Jacoor's mistakes, we haven't been expected at all!? While for safety reasons we must still keep our security measures, I think we can freely slow down production of the Astro-Laser and return to our original construction plans."

Vision ends.

  • Gazelle returned to normal....
  • Gazeles: "(Breaths in and out)...... More or less, for better or for worse, they did bought it. They're going back to make the thing slowly..... It has not effected their heavy security measures though."
  • Icky: ".... Wow..... They bought it like saps, but they're still arming themsevles to the teeth in case of something going south. I like them. Not complete idiots, but their sense of hindsight needs work."
  • Hudson: "Now all we need to do is find the group."
  • Xandy: "Let's start with the island birth place of the Communist War."
  • Stephenie: "We call that Xanzabar Island. It's not far from here."
  • Zosimo: "Though that just leaves the question: Who do we ask now that we have to maintain a false image?"
  • Hawkens: "..... I know an old penpal who lives here who's a netourious conspiracty nut. Lives alone in an old bait shop and practices island magic."
  • Icky: "He do Voodoo?"
  • Hawkens: "Who-doo?"
  • Icky: "Voodoo. So, he do Voodoo?"
  • Hawkens: "Who-doo? Who do who-doo?"
  • Icky: VOODOO!!! DOES HE DO VOODOO?!?
  • Hawkens:... What's voodoo?
  • Icky: A kind of magic that we're FAR too familiar with. Does he practice voodoo?
  • Hawkens:... I still don't follow.
  • Icky: Okay, I'll just have to accept this as an AUU version of voodoo.
  • Banzai: Geez, this running gag is starting to get really old.
  • Shenzi: To be honest, I feel it was never supposed to be one.
  • Hawkens:... Well, let's go. (They flew off)

Xanzabar Island

  • Spyro: (They see the island) So that's Xanzabar Island?
  • Hawkens: Yup. Hard to beleive that this good sized island with like, two or three cities and surprisingly good music festivals and DELICIOUS cuisine, was the place of an infamous war in our planet. Also the home island of my faverite nutty conspiracty theorist. And he's always there finding ways to get into trouble with his rants on conspiracy. He's recently been going on about what he calls 'Equalists', though his claims were quickly proven to be a hoax. He may not be taken seriously, but he's the best chance we've got at getting clues. Maybe that 'Equalists' stuff might have something to do with what's going on.
  • Donkey: And how the hell are we supposed to find a crackpot theorist on this island?
  • Hawkens: Like I said, he lives alone in an old bait shop shack, and practices island magic, WHICH is debatable on it being like your universes verson of island magic!
  • Mr. Dodo: Alright, where should we land?
  • Hawkens: "Park by where the local lake is."
  • The Van heads there.

Lake clearing.

  • A middle-aged white, red, and blue seagull-like creature was seen practicing a Voodoo like ritual where a little dinosaur creature was hung upside down, bottom facing where the middle-ager was.
  • Middle-Aged Seagull creature: "Ohhh, great sleeping gods of Keuca..... Embrace this sacrivice and protect us from the Equilists! Awake from your slumber and stop the philanders of your sacred blood fountain they used to defy mortal laws and turned several of those who lost faith in socity, into monstrosities! The news has showned and reveiled them in a way! Embrace the sacrivice of the local Jalamora and awake from your slumber, and smite the wicked though the powers of island magic!? (Holds knife over the dino's butt) First, I shall give to thy, it's virginity!"
  • ???: "Somebody better call the ASPCA for dinosaurs on this guy."
  • ???: Oh, hell no, not with THEIR sad-as-s*** commercials! I can't look at ANY of them without crying-
  • The Middle-Aged Seagull freaked out and tumbled about, seeing Hawkens, his team, Stephenie and the Lougers, Gazelle and the HA.
  • Middle-Aged Seagull: "..... CONFOUNDERY, FOLKS?! I was in the middle of a sacrifice!?"
  • Hawkens: "Hey to you too, Noobus."
  • Icky and Iago laughed!
  • Noobus: "..... Hawkens? You really grown!"
  • Hawkens: "And...... Your, abit older since I last saw you."
  • Noobus: "Oh, this? The end result of a faulty age reverseal spell. I'm planning on fixing that once the sacrifice is completed."
  • Gazelle gasped!
  • Gazelle: "Oh, (Approuches the Jalamora dino). You poor thing."
  • Noobus: "M-m-m-miss! Ya might not want to get close to that Jalamora! It's a relative of the Toxysaur, and are serious acid-spitters! It'll melt your sexy face off to the bones! It'll-"
  • The Jalamora takes one look at Gazelle and coos lovingly and purrs as Gazelle was allowed to pet it.
  • Noobus: "...... Act like a pet?"
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, uniters are typically automatic beast masters. Even if they're wild as all hell, they turn into putty, real easy."
  • Gazelle proceeds to free the Jalamora and instead of running away, it curls up into Gazelle's legs.....
  • Hawkens: "..... Not that I question what you said, but, a wild Jalamora or a wild anything, even if it does know Gazelle's a space messiah, would've just sped off into the wild!"
  • Noobus laughs nerviously....
  • Lucky: "...... Dude, please don't tell me that thing was someone's pet."
  • Noobus: "...... Uh, hypothetically, if that were to be true, then, it, might be the pet of the wife of this douche who's trying to buy up my lake for a summer camp site and trying to take me away from my shack! Then theroreticly, I desided to get even by sacrivcing their pet Jalamora to the sleeping gods of Keuca! Uh, of which I am TOTALLY not! (Nerviously laughs)......"
  • Hawkens and everyone else looks unconvinced.
  • Noobus: "...... You didn't buy that, huh? Aw come on guys! I needed something for the sleeping gods of Keuca!"
  • Lord Shen: "And just WHY would gods in slumber be interested in you stabbing an innosent creature in it's posterior?"
  • Noobus: "It's an old tribal Keucanian tradition, before we birds came and made them forget their gods. It's how they woke up their sleeping gods."

Flashback via tribeal paintings.

  • (Noobus): "Long ago, before birds came and changed the face of the planet, Keuca was solely a dino and prehistoric planet. It's main sentience, were the pterasaur tribes, and even then, they were merely a Teadr 7 people. They lived under the powerful gods's rule, who must maintain their powers, through two things: 1. Almost uninterrupted amounts of sleep every one year, two on a leap year, only to be awakened by the sacrivice of a creature through stabbing it in it's virginity hole, and basicly let it bleed to death. It will then, summon the great gods of Keuca: Queztel, Keasmoeal, and Jahla. The elegent gods of unfathomable beauty and grace would then drink the spilled virgin purity of the creature, where it becomes one with them. They will leave and return to their sacred cave, and shed their collected blood, to the sacred Fountain of Blood, the source of Ddivine purity, the sacred symbol of the Pterosaur tribes, AND the holder of the secrets, TO TRUE IMMORTALITY?!"
  • (Lord Shen): "True Immortality?"
  • (Noobus): "What, are you bad of hearing, Keucan Fan-Tailer? I said, TRUE IMMORTALITY?! Little do people know, there's two kinds of immortality. Flawed Immortality, which, is otherwise basicly unstoppable except for the unknown limitation that prevents you from bonding with mortals, the second is-"
  • (Icky): "You mean Morality Illness?"
  • (Noobus): "Wait wha....?"
  • (Icky): Yeah, Gods in our worlds aren't meant to interact or care for mortals, and as such it affects their mental and physical health as it conflicts with their true roles. It negates immortality and kills them.
  • (Noobus):... I never thought Gods could HAVE fatal illnesses. Kinda defeats the purpose of being gods if you think about it, ignoring the previously referenced statement about flawed and true immortality. Aren't they supposed to be-
  • (Max): Unfortunately, Gods in our worlds and what you might view them as actually have a different perspective in terms of immortality. Gods in our world may be immortal, but they're not invincible. Which thank god because otherwise alot of the rouge immortals and dark gods we face would be MORE beyond difficult to maintain then already! They have a specific set of rules to abide by, one of them being to follow their path. Choosing not to do that, and, if it were to go wrong, facing unjust prejudice for this decision that will drive you to mental breakdowns are seriously fatal to our gods.
  • (Noobus):... Well..... You learn something new every day. Perhaps that could be the secret limitation of Flawed Immortality.... Or maybe just something simular.
  • (Hawkens): Can we please get back to explaining the deal about this unnecessary sacrifice of an innocent pet?
  • (Noobus): "Oh right..... Where was I though.... Let's see......"
  • (Icky): "You were just about to talk about the MLG verson of Immortality."
  • (Noobus): "Oh right. The second is, TRUE IMMORTALITY!? A truely limitless and invinable immortality, with NO limitations from even the likes of flawed immortality, with buildt in enturnal youth, provided if progressed right, or else, well, you'll just be immortal and end up growing an epic beard over the years.... If your a guy..... And a mammel. Or the several odd instentses when you are able to grow hair reguardless of being either a bird or a reptile as some of the best exsamples. Diegressing, that's the kind of immortality you want to be caught with!"
  • (Lord Shen): "So, basicly, true immortality is basicly the steriotypical hype for immortality in general of mortal socity personifived as a real shorce of avoiding the ineditable fate? And this comes from a foundton of blood created from stabbing innosent creatures in their rumps that these gods drink, it somehow becomes part of them, and then the gods proceed to bloodlet themselves into it, and that creates this breed of immortality?"
  • (Noobus): "Pretty much. The sacred blood foundton is a beloved relijustus treasure of Keuca and it's a dear powershorce for the Gods of Keuca's magic."
  • (Lord Shen): "...... Well sorry if I sound offenceive, but this Blood Foundton is a major violation to High Council law: No taking virgin sacrivices and using it to embetter yourself! That is why the Mayen Gods were since imprisoned in the Mayen Underworld for these actions."
  • (Noobus): "Ha! Well good luck making the sleeping gods of Keuca obey your outsider laws because-"
  • (Samantha): "Actselly, I think our UUniverses' gods share the exact same law."
  • (Noobus): "..... Ohhh right, you got me. The Sleeping Gods of Keuca weren't always the sleepers they became. They originally lived in these 'God Zones' in the unreachable and unbelievably-powerful centers of each of our universes, until, well, because the other gods got abit touchy about the Keuca Gods' ideas that if they started to accept virgin and animal sacrivices, they'll be truely without limits and get TRUE IMMORTALITY, they unfortunately got unpopular for it, as deminstaighted by as followed, they pretty much got exsiled from the zone and into Keuca into the sacred cave where they're placed under slumber..... In some tecnecal account, it wasn't really a god-perfect move since the tribes began awaking them every once or twice a year through the sacrivices where their great power and the foundton was maintained by it. Unfortunately, thanks to civilised life coming into the world, the tribes were becoming domisicated and lost their belief in the gods, leaving them to stay in an enturnal sleep where they must regulate and maintain their power so the Blood Foundton will never stop running."
  • (Icky): "Yeah, but, does it serve a purpose outside of just being a perfect immortality powershorce? Like, does it prevent the end of the world in a way?"
  • (Noobus): "No it doesn't. Why?"
  • (Lord Shen): "Because it might be wiser to send that blasted thing straight into one of these 'God Zones' so no threat would abuse it's too tempting powers while it's likely only guardians are trapped in a never-ending sleep fest."
  • (Noobus): "WHAT!? But, it's a sacred holy artifact!? Keuca would not be the same without the only shorce of it's original history?!"
  • (Magnum): "Well, apologies about that sir, but, it might be wiser to send the thing away to avoid it's misuse."
  • (Noobus): ".... Well, about that..... I, kinda think it's tecnecally a little too late for that.... You see, the very sacred cave on this very island, Xanzabar Island, which in native tongue was 'Island of the Gods', ended up becoming the secret hideout of.... THE EQUALISTS?!"
  • (Hawkens): "You mean you were trying to sacrivice someone's pet to awake some sleeping gods to punish these "Equalists" guys over the Blood Foundton?"
  • (Noobus): "Oh it's not just that. That's only for their own justice. I also want them to do it for Keuca, for the crimes the formerish Communist splinter cell did to make our planet look bad! They're respondsable for the "Defective" Astro Laser, when in reality, it was just their own astro laser being slightly beefier than the Crotson astro-lasers, but still weak compaired to an astro-laser truely realised, and they were the ones who attacked Bengren! Which, inadvertingly, lead to the following freak-outs and upsets and that Astro-Laser mess from then on! That much they didn't plan, just people being stupid, but, it does aid them in their ultamate goal: To reunite the Keucans and Keubrics into a reunion age! By all accounts, it's argueability a noble goal, but, THEY DIDN'T HAD TO DO IT WHILE DEFILING A SACRED RELIC, CORRUPTING FAMOUS WAR HEROES FROM THE COMMUNIST WAR, EVEN THE ORIGINALLY DEAD JACOOR, WITH HIDIOUS SCIENCE EXSPEARIMENTS FROM THE FORMENTIONED WAR, UNHOLYINGLY MIXED WITH THE SACRED FOUNDTON BLOOD, AND ULTAMATELY FRAME CROTSON OF..... Something he was gonna kinda do anyway, AND THEN INADVERTINGLY CASE AN INFAMOUS INTERUNIVERSEAL WAR FIASCO, JUST TO PROVE THE POINT THAT THE KEUBRICS ARE MINDLESSLY HOPELESS WITHOUT THE KEUCANS' GUIDENECE?! No offence to present company."

Story ends.

  • Noobus: "For in concludion, the latest problems of what you Heroes Act and Louger folks are here for, is because of the Equalists! They're already planning to revive their exact same plan like last time, only without fear of the Legion to inadvertingly causing a new problem cause of them being without the hu-mans now! This time, they want to cause an outcry bad enough that by law, the Grand Council will FORCE the Keubrics and the Keucans to reform a union again! And afterwords, the Equalists will secretly work to make sure the new union will never fall apart again, by taking control of elections and only let pro-union canidates in the position of power and control everything the way Keubrics and Keucans, mostly the Keubrics, think and feel about everything."
  • Icky: "Jesus Christ, these guys are like something out of Metal Gear if they're going to THOSE extremes just to make the world a better place in some way!"
  • Noobus: "Not sure what that is, but exactly! So that's why, I need that Jalamora to-"
  • Gazelle protected the creature, which was turned it's attention to Noobus and growled.
  • Noobus: "...... You guys aren't gonna let me have this sacrivice, are you?"
  • Trixie: "To qoute Applejack's silent type brother: Eee-Nope."
  • Noobus: ".... Well s***. Well how else am I suppose to save Keuca from the Equalists then?"
  • Hawkens: "..... There is a small but still great enough something you can do.... Is it possable for you to use your island magic to remove the anti-magic engry placed on them by the wall? We need all the help we need here."
  • Noobus: "Really? Why not just leave the planet and re-enter it?"
  • Icky: "We thought of that, but entry and re-entery of planets tends to be a bitch!"
  • Noobus: "..... Removing anti-magic stuff..... I must admit, I'm abit rusty..... Ok, (Pulls out a staff with beaver creature skull on it and some giant feathers), I'll do it. But please, no complaints if you end up getting more then one head. Again, I'm abit rusty. Ok, who's the magic users here?"
  • Donkey: Are you sure this is a good idea? I for one don't wanna trust this AUU version of voodoo. Dr. Facilier's voodoo and those demon faces of his were bad enough!
  • Shrek: Look, if Hawkens trusts him, that's good enough for me.
  • Shifu: Also, we're very short on options here.
  • Hawkens: Yeah, so for Kraan's sake, PLEASE give him a chance.
  • Noobus: Uh, may I suggest you NOT take a messiah's name in vain during this spell? It upsets the balance of the Sleeper Gods.
  • Merlin: Well, I guess we should get started. (The magical members of the group stood up)
  • Magnum: How familiar are you with the Diamond of the Ancients?
  • Noobus: Are you kidding? I've studied Anacondoran culture since I was a chick. I know how powerful that gem is, especially since the news that it's Chosen One has claimed it. Ever since I read the riddle, I knew it was gonna be of your species. Especially since Anacondorans and Hymenovespulas used to have a brief alliance in pre-USRA times.
  • Magnum:... I never knew that.
  • Noobus: Clearly, you either flunked history class, or the information of that is rare in the educational system.
  • Magnum: Yeah, schools don't have that much info on something like that, so I'd go for the latter.
  • Noobus: "Ok, any questions before we proceed with this? Come on now, there's no such things as stupid questions."
  • Cowl: "Is Coronnase an instrament?"
  • Noobus: "..... Except for that. And no, it is not an instrament..... (Cowl raised his wing) And neither is Galamarky Sauce!"
  • Lucky: "(Facepalms) Ugh......."
  • Noobus: "Any actselly NOTEWORTHY questions then?"
  • Donkey: "Yeah uh.... Your not assusiated with freaky flouting masks and shadow demons, are ya? And you never tried to mess with a royal prince and a sassy but hard working waitress in an attempt to assassinate a millionaire your envious about?!"
  • Noobus: "....... Uh, pardon me?"
  • Shrek: "He means if you ever caused trouble.... Well, outside of attempting to stab a little critter in the ass."
  • Noobus: "Ohhh don't worry! I am NOT assusiated with what troubled you! Now, allow me to channel the spirts of past tribal sacrivices to get your magic back. (Starts doing dramatic poses)! Whooo! (Starts speaking gibberish! while making comical poses!) (Like this)"
Hotel Transylvania 2 - Murray Sandstorm

Hotel Transylvania 2 - Murray Sandstorm

  • Noobus: "(Suddenly breaks his spine) OW?! My back!"
  • Noobus falls down as his staff loses the beaver-like skull!
  • Icky: "Aw great. He went the way of the Mummy from the Hotel Transvilveina movies on us."
  • Noobus: "No no no! It's part of the spell! The shaman always ends up breaking his back to summon the sacriviced spirits of mass healing. It always cleanses more then just me. Trust me on this."
  • Suddenly, the Beaver skull began flouting up as it's skeletal body formed from nowhere, as it began to sing in a native languise, as eventally, it's joined by the skelitail remains of alternate raptors.
Minions Hair Song

Minions Hair Song

  • As the song climaxes, the Magic Users felt their magic restored as Noobus has his spinal injury healed.
  • Magnum: "...... I was not expecting that."
  • Samantha: At least our magic powers are back.
  • Lord Shen:... Out of curiosity, what else do you know about these 'Equalists'? Do you know who's leading them?
  • Noobus: Sadly, no. But I do know that their leader has allowed himself to be subjected with very questionable Communist experiments, including those involving the sacred fountain. Now he's practically under true immortality, and cannot be killed or imprisoned, not even Oranos can hold him. That's why I wanted to awaken the sleeper gods to send him to hell, a place in the center of the UUniverses itself where it is impossible for even him to escape.
  • Shifu: Fine enough strategy, but are you sure he can be stopped with all that power?
  • Noobus: With the ritual to exile him to hell, yes. The mourags themselves are said to claim that it is not possible to escape their afterlife world.
  • Banzai: The hell is a mourag?
  • Noobus: The beings that run the Boundary Cluster, it's generator, and the two realms merged inside of it.
  • Banzai:... So they're like the angels and demons of these worlds?
  • Noobus: You could say that in a sense. But yes, hell is practically the only prison in these UUniverses that can hold the leader of the Equalists. The sleeper gods have a great connection to them, and CAN send anyone that commits deadly sins there to never return.
  • Pleakley: And... Is sacrificing someone's pet the ONLY way to awaken them?
  • Noobus: "Well, in a way, yes...."
  • Gazelle: "Well I rather it be not this poor creature. Isn't ther another way to awake them?
  • Noobus: It's not so simple, sadly. That's why hardly few people ever practice this kind of magic. It's considered dangerous, primitive, and unethical.
  • Icky: Well, no wonder people don't like you.
  • Hawkens: Wow, really? You had to be insensitive like that?
  • Lord Shen: Don't mind him, he's just being an idiot.
  • Noobus: Oh, it's alright, I don't blame him. If I had a nickel for every time I was questioned about my choice in magic practice, I'd be living in one of the cities on this island.
  • SpongeBob:... So... I guess we have the info on the leader and how we can defeat him. We just have no idea HOW to pull it off, nor can we confirm that what he says is true.
  • Noobus: Have you ever SEEN what their leader can do? My visions make that clear. He is part-cyborg, part-magician, part-god, and part-necromorph. His powers are nothing that any kind of weapon in the AUU weapons stockpile can match. Nothing can kill or hold him, and our UUniverses' hell is the only chance you've got at ending his reign of terror.
  • Hawkens:... Well, I for one believe him already. I've seen what this guy can do.
  • Lucky: I'm just curious as to why that bastard didn't target us. He would've known that we would try and tell everyone about what we had just witnessed, and we did.
  • Noobus: I had a vision about that recently. He claims that he didn't target you because it would've risked making the situation worse. He's got far more important things to worry about. And thanks to your little trick, you at least slowed his weapon progress again. But the weapon is still going to get built pretty fast, so you might have to hurry. But the urgent matter I have is, if I can't awake the Sleeping Gods with the Jalamora, what can I use?
  • Zosimo: "..... How's about you sacrivice an animal that's gonna die anyway? Like, an animal made and breed to be eaten, or, an animal dying of sickness?"
  • Gazelle: "That's argueability not any better."
  • Icky: "Well it's either an animal that'll die anyway in some fastion or the poor clone of those spitting lizards from Jurrassic Park?"
  • Gazelle feels conflicted.
  • Duke: "..... Giselle, keep in mind on what will become of the critter reguardless. He has said there's no other way. Look, if we find at least an animal dying from a sickness so bad that he has to be mercy-killed out of it's misery, it'll at least be spared from it's current predicterment. Otherwise, we'll have to give the dinosaur back and let the freaky witch doctor go back to doing his weird voodoo! And that thing being someone's pet, I know that would be desistating to it's poor owners...."
  • Gazelle sighed......
  • Gazelle: "..... Ok..... We'll find the doctor a replacement. But we HAVE TO MAKE SURE it would already be dying on it's own reguardless."
  • Noobus: "Great! Also, you have to make sure it was also a virgin throughout it's life. The sacrvice won't work if it had mated, even only once! After having sex, it's blood's not pure anymore as it's purity has moved on into the next generation."
  • Icky: "Well that's the problem, animals are rarely ever virgins in the wild! Where are we suppose to finding a dying animal virgin?"
  • Noobus: "..... Well..... There's these plains that housed a herd of Monacosaurs."
  • Icky: Oh, you mean those golden-frilled alternate dinos whose meat tastes like pizza?
  • Noobus:... What?
  • Brandy: It's a long story.
  • Mr. Whiskers: It is? Is the fact that it was the first creature we encountered in these worlds and we killed and ate it's meat after angering it such a long story?
  • Gazelle:... YOU GUYS DID WHAT?!?
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) And for once, I'm not angry at the prehistoric one. Miss Gazelle, it was back when we had a rather awkword start to this series.
  • Noobus: Okay, look, point is, they're good enough to sacrifice besides a pet. Plus, the individuals in those plains are of the semi-sentient category, so they pretty much have a good idea of virginity.
  • Mr. Whiskers: ALSO like that one we killed.
  • Gazelle: IT WAS SENTIENT?!?
  • Lord Shen: (Growls) WILL YOU STOP THAT?!? AND AGAIN, MISS GAZELLE, IT WAS BACK IN OUR AWKWORD DAYS!? We're no longer proud of that stupid stunt.
  • Iago: "Espeically because you were the one who tried to shoot the damn thing dow-"
  • Lord Shen smacks Iago staight into a tree!
  • Iago: "OHH, THAT HURT!?"
  • Gazelle: "Ok, I'm sorry, but, we can't go after something capable of it's own thoughts, it has to be completely unsentient. I refuse to murder one that is technically, in a broad definition of, a person."
  • Lord Shen: "Ugh, I knew our awkword season 1 roots would come back to bite us in the ass."
  • Noobus: "Ok, then the next best thing is the Carnage-Horned Heliorons of the same plains. A prehistoric subspecies of the heliorons one of the AUU would normally associate with, but are much bigger and more brutal. How's that?"
  • Gazelle:... As long as they're non-sentient, then it's fine.
  • Cowl: Sheesh, I don't know what SHE'S so touchy about. I think semi-sentient animals are-
  • Squidward: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S SPONGEBOB IN DEMOLITION DOOFUS LEVELS OF STUPID!!!
  • Noobus: "ANYWAY... They shares the same niche as the Monacosaurs, and their herds are ruled by an alpha male who's violently protective of his herd, espeically to rival younger males. It doesn't normally end well for losers of those kind of fights. There's a arguebly good chance that rival young males have yet to mate with a female, and could potaintionly be on the verge of dying anyway. But you have to be quick to snag a would-be defeated male, because Venzysaurs would already go to work on the males before they even have laid down for 5 seconds. Also, you have to be careful when beng around a wounded animal for, ya know, OBVIOUS reasons."
  • Gazelle: "And your sure it's un-sentient?"
  • Noobus: "Trust me, I tried talking to one, and it just snorted at me."
  • Private:... Just so we don't get surprised, what is a helioron?
  • Kowalski: I'd give you the information, but even if our iPhones are capable of changing signals when in different parallel dimensions, what amazes me is how much data there is in these worlds. Our iPhones can't possibly compensate!
  • Zosimo: Welcome to the Omninet, buddy. Unlike your popular data network, the Omninet has control over literally EVERYTHING, so that's why those devices of yours can't work. My advice, you should get an oPhone Datapad.
  • Noobus: You know, you could just ASK someone instead of relying on a silly device.
  • Kowalski: We would, but it's easier this way because... Well... You're FAR too unfamiliar with the animals we have in our worlds. So it's naturally easier for us to compare them to animals of OUR world.
  • Noobus:... Eh, fair enough.
  • Zosimo: (Gets on his oPhone and looks it up)... Here you are, guys. (Shows them the picture, as they see a deer-like creature with antlers that form a sun-like shape)
  • Tigress:... So it's like a deer.
  • Cowl: The hell's a deer?
  • Tigress: (Sighs) NEVER MIND!
  • Icky: "But what is up with the antlers though?"
  • Po: "Are those horns..... Forming a sun-like shape?"
  • Noobus: You can see why this species is subject to so many heraldry legends. It's said that their horns confuse enemies that they're looking at the sun itself, and for those that are smart enough to not be fooled, it can blind them with a sun-like glare from it's eyes.
  • Kowalski:... So it can do that?
  • Noobus: No, that's just a mythical ability. But it's what ancient humans saw in them back before they met their first USRA race. As for this subspecies, it's been wiped out in many worlds due to extinction events, but thankfully this is one of the many worlds where they remain preserved and protected.
  • Gazelle:... So they're supposed to be critically-endangered?
  • Noobus: Oh, don't worry, their populations grow rapidly. You don't even have to worry about being in any trouble here. Let's just say, it's almost like a reserve for the prehistoric wildlife, except without penalties.
  • Gazelle: Oh, good. I would NOT want to harm a species suffering near-extinction.
  • Cowl: OH MY GOD, AS IF YOU COULDN'T BE THIS TOUCHY, YOU ALMOST DECLARED US TO BE A DOOMED BAND OF HEROES, TREE-HUGGER! (Everyone was shocked)... What?
  • Lucky face-palmed.
  • Lucky: "...... Good gods, Cowl! Even when you're aware of something, you make yourself look like a jackass!?"
  • Hawkens:... Cowl, after all this is over, you and I need to have a nice long chat about insensitive or offensive comments.
  • Lola: Indeed. The gazelle can't help being sorry for animals. She lives in a world where animals can be highly offended by animal stereotypes. Ay carumba!
  • Cowl:... So she's from a world where racism is combined with animal stereotypes? Oh seriously? It's not enough that she's a tree hugger, now she's a politically correct pain in the ass?
  • Hawkens: COWL!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHOW SOME SELF-CONTROL WITH YOUR MENTAL CONDITION!!!
  • Noobus: Can we PLEASE not worry about this alien animal's choices on the fates of animals? We NEED to give a non-sentient animal a mercy killing! It's the only way we can ensure that the Equalist's leader can be imprisoned forever. Let's not waste time!
  • Lord Shen: Seagull-thing's right. Where do we find these plains?
  • Noobus: "Just 10 miles south of this lake."
  • Icky: "..... Well that's convinent."
  • Noobus: "On, just one small warning. The Venzysaurs, with their serrated sickle-shaped claws and coordinated hunting strategies, are only the least of your concerns. Look out for the local Rex that makes those plains it's hunting grounds..... He has a eating disorder, and is ADDICTED to sentient beings like a fat guy on cake!"
  • Icky: "YOU HAVE A T-REX HERE?!"
  • Noobus: "Worse then whatever that is! A, C-REX!?"
  • Squidward: "..... Come again?"
  • Noobus:... Carnosaurus Rex. Nasty creature that can rip away tons of flesh with a single bite. Especially considering their ancestors' small arms getting bigger for nice grips and for it's teeth literally being made of bone.
  • Icky: SWEET JESUS!!! TEETH MADE OF BONE?!?...Well, aren't teeth technically bones?
  • Kowalski: Actually, teeth are just calcified structures. They mostly consist of a calcified tissue called dentine.
  • Skipper: NE-
  • Zosimo: Don't even think about it, the guy is just proving a point.
  • Noobus: Yeah, only with the motherf****** C-Rex, the teeth are made of pure bone. They don't regrow like a common dinosaur because evolution of the jaw changed in favor of bite force and pressure. It's ancestors could only produce a small amount of it's full biting potential because of pressure within the gums. But when it's teeth are made of bone and no gums, then you can bite to your full potential, and deliver just as much force to CRUSH armor plating and bone.
  • Kowalski:... Charles Darwin be damned!
  • Noobus: Charles who now?
  • Skipper: CONTINUE, PLEASE!
  • Noobus: Right. The local people of this island call him Hannibal after the famous pterosaur tribesman who actually tamed the beast, Hannibal Zayzex, though only briefly. Ended up with his head getting chomped off.
  • Boss Wolf: Wow! Definitely wanna stay away from THAT guy.
  • Noobus: "There's even a legend that's said if anyone manages to tame Hannibal longer then the original brief master, Pterasaur Hannibal will come and gain control of that rouge beast and disappear into the deepest parts of the Xanzabar jungles, to never be seen again."
  • Lord Shen: "Well we have no interest to make an unrelated legend come true. Maybe we'll use that should that creature ever become a far more serious problem in a would-be future event, but that's about it. Right now, we're interested in a male deer."

The Plains of Xanzabar

  • The Very Sun-antlered deer are seen consuming some grass.
  • A large buck was seen strolling along, minding it's own business.
  • A Young Buck was walking out of the foliage and into the clearing, stareing intently at the big male's direction.
  • The Big Male saw the young buck and snortedly angerly and displayed it's antlers over the sun.
  • The Young Buck wasn't at all imtimidated and continued on, deminstraigting a challnaging posture.
  • Both males began to deminstraight a waving of their heads motion to show that they're about to fight. An event witnessed by the female herd, and it's secretly spectating Venzysaur raptor pack audience, waiting for a latest meal.
  • Xandy: (They arrived in the cloaked van as they witnessed what was about to occur)...Oh, boy. It appears we're about to witness a rival male challenging the alpha for females.
  • Icky: I sure hope it's not as brutal as that fight against Bambi and Ronno.
  • Xandy: You mean the two that you told us about in one of your adventure stories? Oh, trust me, based upon how you described that fight to be, Carnage-Horned Helioron fights are much more brutal. The spikes on their antlers make it more likely for one individual to jab the other's eye out.
  • Cynder: Looks like we may already have a mercy killing on our hands or other dexterities.
  • Bubbha:...Wait a second...(Sniffs)...Something smells off. It smells like...we're not alone.
  • Tai: Uh, guys? Is it just me, or do I see raptors watching the fight? (They notice the Venzysaur pack)
  • Mimi:...Oh, boy! That's not the only one. (They notice another Venzysaur pack in another hidden area)
  • Dodger: The smell of them seems to be all over the place. I think we may be dealing with a Venzysaur gang war.
  • Clifton: Well, let's be sure to watch out for Hannibal. C-Rexes can feel battles through their feet, and any battle like a Venzysaur gang war can attract them. Even if all the packs teamed up, they would be no match for a C-Rex. I think we'd better make sure this competition goes undisturbed.
  • Zosimo: Actually, I don't think they're going to strike right away. All they care about is whoever loses the competition. The loser will be too weak to defend himself, and thus be an easy meal for the predators. So I say our priority is to protect the loser.
  • Francis: Heir-heir!
  • Crane: I say we split up into several formations to make sure we get the loser safe for our sacrifice.
  • Gazelle: As much as it pains me to sacrifice a poor defenseless creature, I can agree with that.
  • Hudson: "Ya know outside of it being ironic to only protect the would-be loser for the sake of killing it anyway, I'm kinda been thinking. What's gonna happen to the body after we're done with it? And, I heard that Venzysaurs are notoriously stubborn when it comes to food, so, we both have the problem of having a carcass we don't have a great use for other then collecting blood and likely very ticked off predatory animals that will want to follow and raid us just to get it, so, what?"
  • Icky: "Oh that's easy. After Noobus gets enough blood to wake up the sleeper gods, we simply let those hungry suckers have the poor buck's body, as a sort've, no hard feelings for taking your lunch sort've thing. But we do still to need to amscray as quickly as possable because predatory animals have a netouriously fickle sense of gratatude, given that these are still wild animals and would just as easily either see us as lunch or compition they must destroy for the sake of one less competitor. The Animal Kingdom is not known for it's sense of diplomicy."
  • Alex: Definitely. But... The battle between those bucks will surely attract the C-Rex in some fastion, then if we don't get past the raptor packs in time, it'll attract the Rex's attention even more, so... How do we make sure that motherf***** doesn't interfere?
  • Agumon:... I think I may have an idea. (He points out a nearby Monacosaur herd)...
  • Lord Shen:... You know... I think I know where you're getting at. Okay, then. We'll have the Monacosaurs over there distract the big predator while we deal with the body.
  • Boss Wolf: Allow ME to do it. I don't want you to do it your own way by blasting at them.
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs)
  • Sandy: Actually, I don't think you'll be any better, BW. You have just as much recklessness as Shen.
  • Bubbha:...Hmm...leave the Monacosaurs to me and my pack. I'm sure we can ruffle them up-
  • Sandy: Oh, for God's sake, they're semi-sentient! We can convince them to help us distract Hannibal.
  • Icky: "Ya sure they aren't somehow aware of one of them being wasted by us? I wager at least once these things encountered like a newspaper about us and-"
  • Samantha: "Oh don't worry. Monas are not easily bothered by any that has cased one of their members to fall, espeically if they had no bonds or are even aware of that Mona's existence. They're semi-Darwinistic. They'll still view us with cautious neutrolality as if they never heard of us before."
  • Icky: ".... Fair enough."
  • Xandy: Well, given that, they'll probably want something in return.
  • Sandy:... What if... We offered to get the Venzysaurs out of their area? We can't promise that they won't be smart enough to find their way back, but it'll at least keep them away for a long time.
  • Xandy:... How do we do that?
  • Sandy: Simple. We use the body.
  • Xandy:... Oh... That's actually a good idea. Way to go, alternate me. (They both high-five with their tails)
  • SpongeBob: Then it's settled. We'll split up, keep the fight running, hold off the Venzys, ask the Monacosaurs to distract Hanny, collect the losing body, and if necessary, we'll lure the Venzys away from the plains.
  • Telthona: Sounds like a plan to me.
  • Aurlena: Ohhhhhh, yeah.
  • Thunderclap: "Say, guys, are you sure that fight's gonna start? Cause it looks like those critters are gonna do nothing but wave their heads around. Are you sure these guys are ever gonna-" (They immediately headbutted each other) And there we go!
  • Magnum: Alright, it's about time we got started with this plan. The Venzys are sure to do the same thing right now. (The Venzysaurs began to move as they sprinted across the foliage getting into the right positions, communicating with raptor screeches, as each of the packs are commanded by a patterned alpha)...
  • Lord Shen: Well, then that obviously means we need to split up to. We don't have time to choose who will be in what location.
  • SpongeBob: Alright, then! BREAK! (The Lodgers split up, as the Venzysaurs were seen getting into position, watching the fight between the two Heliorons, softly growling and hissing)

Monacosaur Herd

  • Monacosaur #1: (As small unsentient Xultusaurs flew off)... INTRUDER!
  • Monacosaur #2: Oh, goddamn it, is it Hannibal again? I'm pretty sure we've driven that son of a bitch off of our grounds.
  • SpongeBob: Hello!
  • Monacosaur #2: DYAH!!
  • SpongeBob:...Uh...hello. We've come to-
  • ???: (A larger alpha male Monacosaur came out with a larger horn and roared loudly until he coughed)
  • Female Monacosaur: Don't strain yourself.
  • Alpha Monacosaur: WHO IS DISTURBING US?!? I'LL RIP THE FLESH STRAIGHT OFF OF HIS BONES!
  • SpongeBob:...I don't even have bones!
  • Patrick: Wait, didn't I see you with some before?
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, please, don't!
  • Alpha Monacosaur: You have 10 seconds to explain what you want before I gut you like a fish. 1, 2, skip a few, 10-
  • SpongeBob: DAAAAH, WE JUST WANNA MAKE A DEAL!!!
  • Alpha Monacosaur:...A deal? Alpha Bruger makes deals with NOBODY!
  • Xandy: Not even if we promised we would get rid of a few mangy Venzysaurs?
  • Bruger: "Depends, temporarly or perimently?"
  • Xandy: "At best, a few weeks, depending on circumstances."
  • Bruger: "Ugh... Of course it's never perimently. Damn raptors don't have a sense of leaving us the f*** alone."
  • Mona 1: "To be fair sir, we are considerably delicious to any meat-eater. It's why next to Poulkeys, we're a commenly hunted spieces. Why else are things like "Mona Burgers" so dang popular, sir?"
  • Bruger: "I DIDN'T RECALL ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION, DAMN IT?! As for you non-monas, the hell do ya want?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, you see, we're helping this guy awake these sleeping gods through-"
  • Bruger: "Hold up! You mean to tell me there's still sentients who do that freaky butt-stab ritual that summons those blood suckers? Well unfortunately for you, my herd does not have a virgin here."
  • Spongebob: "Actselly a friend of us discouraged using you guys, so we're after one of those deer."
  • Bruger: "Ya mean one of those over-glorifived horn heads? Ha! Good luck with that! Those annoying Venzys are already on top of it! And their inter-spieces squabbling drives Hannibal into a feeding frenzy!"
  • Spongebob: "Well that's what we want to talk about. We kinda consider the would-be loser impourent to have the sleeping gods help us with a major problem I'm sure you're not interested to know the full story of, and we're capable of handling off the raptors, but we felt that Hannibal may be a bit of an issue for us and-"
  • Bruger: "So your asking us to keep Hannibal out of the plains, huh? Well that kinda goes without anyone asking. We kinda do that a lot anyway because herbivores see us as their anti-big-pred security system. Now, Hannibal may be slightly bigger then us, but he knows better then to f*** with us, even almost at his hungirest. Ok, if you can at least make sure those annoying Venzys are taken to a brief vacation away from the plains, we'll make sure Hannibal doesn't bother you guys whenever you claim that sad sun-headed fool. And spoiler warning, he is NOT likely to survive that big guy! The large male is still in his prime, and is NOT afraid to maim! Some advice, sentients. If your gonna collect that younger guy, ya need to make sure the big guy doesn't see ya. Won't matter if you're just gonna collect the would-be dead, he'll ram you guys down with extreme predjudice, no questions ask. And not just because they can't talk. Not very good conversationalists, but damn good listeners if in a good mood. And well, today, that big male ain't in a good mood once his hormons get pumping."
  • Xandy: Great!
  • Female Monacosaur: So we'll help keep Hannibal out, and in exchange, you'll use the sacrificed body to lure the Venzys to a far-away spot.
  • SpongeBob: In a nutshell.
  • Bruger: Very well, then. One of those Venzys nearly killed one of our children. It would be comforting for the kids to grow up away from them.
  • Xandy: Another question. How many Venzy packs are present on this plain?
  • Bruger: Five. And they all hate each other with a burning passion. And they're even smart enough to compete with each other in some kind of 'competition' in order to get their yummy rewards.
  • Xandy: Great. We'll do the sacrifice quickly, because those Venzys will surely follow the trail. We'll just have them travel into unfamiliar territory until they finally find the carcass.
  • Bruger: Then it's a done deal.
  • Patrick: Has anyone ever told you that your meat tastes like pizza?
  • Bruger: WHAT?!?
  • Patrick: Yeah, we-
  • SpongeBob/Xandy: PATRICK!!! (They beat him up)
  • Patrick: (While being choked by Xandy) TRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEDD...
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!
  • Bruger:...What was that all about?
  • Xandy: Just ignore him, it's something you'd regret wanting to know. Let's just get started. You get your herd ready while we deal with the rest.
  • Bruger: Very well.
  • Monacosaur #3: What did he mean by our meat tasting like...whatever 'pizza' is?
  • Bruger: GET IN POSITION!!! (The Monacosaurs spread out)
  • Female Monacosaur: You sure they'll keep true to their word, honey?
  • Bruger: I saw no lie in their voices, Pyolly. They look like the kinds of bastards that will keep true to their word. It will at least be nice that those pesky Venzys will not be a problem for a couple of weeks.
  • Female Monacosaur (Pyolly): Well...if you trust them, I trust them.

Helioron Herd

  • Mr. Krabs: (They were watching the battle between the alpha and the rival male continue as they beat each other up)... I'll admit, I prefer the battle with Bambi and Ronno better than- (The alpha scratched the rival male's eye out with a spike on it's antler)... This!
  • Squidward: Don't we all?
  • Missing Link: (Walkie-talkie acts up) Yello?
  • Xandy: The Monacosaurs have agreed to distract Hannibal in exchange for driving off the Venzys. Our plan is coming together.
  • Missing Link: Well, good! As for our side, the alpha just scratched out an eye. (A crack and deer moan was heard)... And I think it broke a rib.
  • Gazelle: Oh, I can't look!
  • Duke: I can't look away. I've never seen animals fight so fiercely... In fact, I've never seen non-sentient animals fight at all.
  • Skipper: Are the Venzy raptors still waiting?
  • Kowalski: As they'll ever be.
  • Skipper: "Keep your eye on them. Even the most organised pack has their little rebel that would prematurely jump at an early oppertunity."
  • Kolwalski: "On it Skipper. Better then watching a bloody uncaged match of deers."
  • Gazelle couldn't bare watching this.
  • Duke: "Ah, don't worry kid, I'm sure it can't get any more-" (The alpha impaled the rival male with his antler spikes)...Violent. (The Venzys were getting antsy, the ineditable nears.)
  • Private: Should we move now?
  • Kowalski: No. We need to wait for the Venzys to attack. Then we must rush in at the second and stop it.
  • Rico: (Blabbers and hacks out a bazooka)
  • Skipper: Rico, wait until it's time! We need to do this without attracting too much attention.
  • Melman: Don't see how easy that will be. How can we possibly go in and go out with the body AND handle the raptors WITHOUT letting the alpha know?
  • A large JP T-Rex like roar was heard in the distence.
  • The Alpha's herd began to panic.
  • The fighting bucks stopped their fight, the Alpha ditching the wounded male apawn realising that it had a much bigger priority to finish off what he started, figuring lingering predators, even the owner of the roar, would do that for him. The Buck Alpha began leading the herd away from the area.
  • Icky: Aw, come on! They had one job!
  • Po: Hey, at least it got the herd away, right?
  • Shifu: Yes, but the Venzys are not going to just give up a meal. (The Venzys charged in swift sprints)
  • Private: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Rico: (Blabbers, and hacks out a flare gun, firing it into the sky as the Venzys stopped at the sight of it, backing off as the heroes charged, primarily the Raptor gang)
  • Bubbha: That's OUR kill, boys! (The Venzys didn't back down until they noticed each other's packs. They communicated brashly at each other and ended up fighting, as some of one individual pack surrounded the Raptors) Oh, so it's a hoe-down you un-talkers want? We're happy to oblige?!
  • The Raptors charged and snarled and fought against the Venzies, joined in by most of the group.
  • Lurleane: "(She pile-drives a Venzy into the dirt) AND THIS IS HOW YA WRASSLE?!"
  • Pervis: YEAH, LET'S TEAR THESE MOTHERF****** APART LIKE ANIMALS!
  • Bubbha: Geez, Pervis! You sound like we'e gonna eat these guys.
  • Pervis: Wait, we're not?
  • Bubbha:... Wow, really, Pervis? We're only driving them off.
  • Pervis: Well, what if we accidentally killed one of them? THEN can we eat them? We are predators after all.
  • Earl:... Actually, that does seem to fit for us.
  • Bubbha: CONFOUND IT ALL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LOLLYGAGGING! THE C-REX COULD BE HERE ANY GODDURN SECOND, AND THEN WE'RE- (The Venzy bites him in the tail) EEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Predators! (The Raptors and Venzys fought dinosaur style biting and scratching each other)
  • Crane: (Flies) GUYS! Brace yourself! Hanny's almost here, and he looks hungry.
  • Xandy: What about the Bruger's herd?
  • Crane: They're barricading his way into the valley. Though, I feel that they won't stop his bloodthirsty bone teeth forever.
  • Lord Shen: "Then we must complete what we need to do quickly!"
  • Earl: Well, we would if THESE VARMINTS WOULD JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
  • Bubbha: If they could understand us, I'd tell them f*** you! In fact, they don't HAVE to understand it, F*** YO- (The Venzys snarled viciously!)
  • Baloo: Hey, space dinos! The Bare Necessities would like you to be more acquainted with the ground! (He punches the Venzys and roars at them)
  • Thunderclap: (The Dactyls attack from the sky, scarring the eye of one of the alpha Venzys, then another bites Coldfront in the leg)
  • Coldfront: YOW?! HEY, SPIT ME OUT, ALIEN RAPTOR!? (Smacks the Venzy in the face with his wing)!
  • Frostbite and Windgust stuffed that same Venzy and two others into a log!
  • Frostbite: "THAT'S FOR BITING MY BRO, LIZARD ASS!?"
  • Windgust: "I would've liked you guys better, IF YOU NEVER EXISTED!?"
  • Windgust and Frostbite kicked the trapped Venzys into other Venzys! Though it disorianted them, it didn't stopped the ongoing pack and the battle still continued.
  • Gazelle: We must help them!
  • Cowl: Way ahead of you (Takes out a bazooka laser cannon) Let's roast these lizard poulkeys.
  • Gazelle: WHOA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL THEM, ARE YOU?
  • Cowl: What's the problem? They're trying to kill us just to get what they want.
  • Gazelle: You're asking a predator not to hunt. It's in their nature! Of COURSE they're not going to listen to reason, besides the fact that they can't understand you. I will not allow you to kill these creatures no matter what they do.
  • Cowl: ENOUGH WITH THE ANIMAL SYMPATHY! It's getting really annoying! Is all that animal crap more important than the well-being of TWO planets, tree hugger?
  • Gazelle:... I can't tell if that statement was hypocritical, stupid, or both. Either way, you're a moron in every sense of the word.
  • Hawkens: Cowl, just let it go! If she doesn't want animals to die, then just let her be that way, and let's just get them out of here before- (The C-Rex's footsteps were heard)... Before exactly that happened!
  • Cowl: Nice going, tree hugger!
  • Gazelle:... Permission to slap him?
  • Hawkens: Knock yourself out. (She slaps him)
  • Cowl: "OW?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
  • Lucky: "Hey, Cowl, it's more your fault being a provokeable idiot and wasting our time when we should've helped chased out those Venzy Raptors!? You wasted our time going into a needless debate with a universeal messiah! For now on, it doesn't matter HOW liberal she is, if she said something isn't gonna happen, IT AIN'T, GONNA, HAPPEN?!"
  • Cowl: "...... Sorry Tree-Hug- Ugh, I mean.... What was your name again?"
  • Gazelle: "My normal name is Giselle, but my stage name is Gazelle."
  • Cowl: "Thanks.... Sorry Miss Gazelle.... It was, just me being stupid..... Again..... Many years of being used to not being around liberals can-"
  • Gazelle: "Make you uncaring to the well ebing of those no a fellow republican? I have noticed for awhile now...."
  • Cowl: "....... Wow, no wonder those Equilist Guys wanted to make our contries unite again. We Keubrics are assholes without a better half."
  • Lucky: "OH NOW HE GETS IT!? ARBERIUS KRAAN, COWL!? GOOD KRAAN!?"
  • Kowalski: AHEM! I apologies if we interupted this conversation, but it came at a imoppertune time! Thanks to Cowl wasting our time going into a needless debate with Gazelle, we'll never get this body out of here.
  • (Bruger): BACK, YOU SAVAGE! (A bone-snap and another JP T-Rex-like roar of pain was heard, and the Venzys had no choice but to retreat)
  • Pervis: Yeah, you'd BETTER run, you pussies! This is OUR kill!
  • Mr. Krabs: But it won't be ours forever! We need to get this body to Noobus before that beast gets here!
  • Lord Shen: "Quick, someone strong lift the thing up!"
  • Magnum: I'll do it. I can lift your van very easily, so- (A dinosaur foot stomped behind them as they saw Hannibal as a T-Rex-like dinosaur with Dunkleosteus-like jaws, larger arms, one of them being broken, a spiny alligator-like back, one blind eye, and several wounds)... Oh, come on, that was barely even 9 seconds!! (Hannibal let out a blend between a JP T-Rex roar and a 2014 Godzilla roar, everyone covering their ears due to the blast of sound)
  • Fidget: (With bleeding ears) MY EARS!!!
  • Icky: AHHHH, F******** ***** ********** ********* ***** ********* ******* ******* **************!!!! THAT DAMN ROAR SOUNDED A LOT DIFFERENT THAN AT A DISTANCE!!!!
  • Hawkens: BECAUSE THE ROAR IS SO LOUD, IT CAN NEARLY REACH INAUDIBLE LEVELS AND BECOME A VARIATON OF A SQUEAK, AND IT IS MUCH EASIER TO HEAR EITHER THROUGH YOUR SENSITIVE EARS, OR BECAUSE OF BEING THE F****** CLOSEST TO THE SOURCE!!
  • Skipper: NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!
  • Hawkens: OH, SHUT UP!!!
  • Duke: "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-Gazelle, now would be a nice time to make this thing aware of your messiah status!"
  • Gazelle: "I don't think this thing is capable of that! It looks too hungry to even realise it's in the presience of A Uniter!"
  • Cowl: "So now does that mean I-"
  • Gazelle: "NO IT STLL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HURT IT?!"
  • Cowl: "Worth a shot."
  • Icky: "..... I got such a solution to this! (Brings out his iPhone and started to do something with it?!)"
  • Lord Shen: "PREHISTORIC ONE, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME TO DO A BLOODLY STATUS UPDATE!? BESIDES, IPHONES DON'T WORK IN THESE UUNIVERSES, REMEMBER?!?"
  • Icky: "Trust me on this?!"
  • Hannibal roared until Icky stood up to it and held up his iPhone, where in the screen, it's an app of Fluttershy facing the camera and giving "The Stare"! This surprises and confuses Hannibal!
  • Lord Shen: "..... Prehistoric One?.... What is-"
  • Icky: "The New Fluttershy Stare App. Latest of Eureka Corp from Equestia. The perfect defence against wild animal attacks. Even dinosaurs."
  • Lord Shen: "........ WHY IN THE BLOODLY HELL DIDN'T YA USED IT ON THE VENZY RAPTORS?!"
  • Icky: "Cause I wanna let MSM have the satisfaction of having conflict in this episode."
  • Lord Shen: "Ah, I, Are you even sure if that app even works on Dinosaurs?!"
  • Icky: "Remember what happened in the Planet of Icks?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, right."
  • Icky: "Besides, I think we're find as long as-"
  • Voice from the Iphone: "Warning, Your battery is low."
  • Icky: "........... GUYS, GET THAT F****** DEER INTO THE VAN, NOW?!"
  • Cowl: "Hey that's not very nice to talk to your messiah like that."
  • Lucky: "HE MEANS THE SUN-HORN YOU FATASS!?"
  • Cowl: The Sun doesn't have horns, silly! They-...Oh, THAT'S what you meant.
  • Lucky:... Remind me why he's with us again?
  • Hawkens: JUST GO, YOU COMPLETE IDIOTS!! (Hannibal roars loudly)
  • Icky: BACK, BONE-LIPS!!! (Uses the Stare app as her eyes were seen, but the C-Rex was unphased)...I said BACK! (The C-Rex roared and chomped the iPhone) YAH! What the actual hell?!? (The C-Rex bites at him, he screams, and chases him away)
  • Boss Wolf:... Why didn't it work?
  • Monkey: To be fair, it didn't work on A robot T-Rex, so I don't see how it would work now.
  • Magnum: Rogue C-Rexes are known to be like that.
  • Gazelle: "But why did it momentarly stopped it before?"
  • Monkey: "It was mainly because it was confused by what's happening, but it snapped back to reality after a few minutes or less. Same thing happened to that Robo Rex. It's kinda safe to assume that Fluttershy has yet to master taming Dinosaurs."
  • Zosimo: But Icky's distracting the beast. Now's our chance!
  • Gazelle: "But shouldn't we help Icky?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh worry not, it's not the first time Icky has been made to evade a Rex, he'll be fine."
  • Gazelle: "I kinda don't feel comfertable of leaving Icky to be chased around by that creature that could potainionally lead to his death."
  • Lord Shen: "Look, we'll worry about Ickerious at a moment's notice AFTER we secure the buck, for now, we can't risk compromising the distraction."
  • Magnum: Right! Let's get out of here! (Lifts the dying buck and flies it off to safety)
  • Hawkens: Glad we have a creature like her around.
  • Fidget: How can she do that, anyway?
  • Tracy: Her species, or at least as their prehistoric evolutionary ancestors, had a mutation that allowed them to gain the ability to lift objects 10 times their size. So when they expanded in size as the result of their respiratory systems being much different than the common insect, so did their strength. I mean, they used to be wingless eusocial insects after all-
  • Lord Shen: "CAN WE PLEASE NOT WASTE ANYMORE TIME AND GET OUT OF HERE!?"
  • Tracy: "Ya didn't had to shout, alien."
  • Icky: YOU DON'T WANNA EAT ME!! I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SHOWER YET, SO IT WILL SEND A BAD MESSAGE!
  • Xandy: It's non-sentient AND rogue! I don't think it will give a shuck about sanitation.
  • Icky: THANKS FOR THE TIP! (Hannibal sees the food is missing, looks at the group, and roars at them)
  • Po: And now it's gonna eat us as a replacement!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, I don't think so. (Aims his cannon at the beast)
  • Hawkens: Wait, where the pluck did you get that?!?
  • Tracy: Must be storing it in an ISD-300.
  • Marty: A what?
  • Lord Shen: Don't care what it is, let's not waste time, boo-
  • Gazelle kicks the canon, causing it to miss-fire and miss the surprised Hannibal!
  • Gazelle: "DON'T, YOU, EVEN, DARE!?"
  • Lord Shen: "OH BLOODLY HELL, GAZELLE!?"
  • Gazelle: "IT'S BAD ENOUGH WHAT BECAME OF THAT ONE MORNA-... CORNA-... SORNA-... THAT ONE DINOSAUR THING THAT SOME OTHER PLANET CAUSE OF YOU USING THAT NASTY THING, I AM NOT, GONNA LET YOU HURT ANOTHER?!"
  • Lord Shen: "THEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DEFEND OURSELVES WITHOUT GRANTING PHYSICAL PAIN, DARE I ASK?!"
  • Hannibal gotten over his surprise and advanaced torwords the group!
  • Gazelle: "(Gazelle quickly gotten an idea and ran torwords a tree and climbed onto it)! Ahem! (Holds a note beautifully)."
  • Hannibal suddenly stopped and looked entrached and caught by beauty of Gazelle's voice.
  • Hawkens: "..... Well I'll be."
  • Shou: "The poetatic art of beauty soothing the savage beast."
  • Hannibal was approuching where Gazelle was as her beautiful singing, entranched by the beauty of it all.
  • Lord Shen: "By the gods, that crazy deer better know what she's doing!?"
  • Hannibal finally reaches Gazelle as she finished her singing.
  • Hannibal was soothed enough that he was manageable at best....
  • Gazelle: "Ok, big guy..... I'm gonna see if I can make you understand that we need that particular buck."
  • Gazelle cautiously placed her hand onto the snout of the soothed Hannibal, where apawn so, the two began to exchange eachother's memories.

Hannibal's memories.

  • There appeared to be alot of memories of an aged Pterasaur being around and bonding with Hannibal, throughout the ages, yet no sign of this elder being harmed by Hannibal in anyway.
  • (Gazelle): "Wait.... Is this vast-living being, your master? That's Hannibal?.... But, we were told you....."
  • Suddenly, then came visions on one single campfire....
  • Hannibal Zayzex: "..... Good news at long last, old friend..... The Communist War has ended. And it appears that wicked hands have never found the sacred caves..... But we can't afford to boast too much.... We must make sure that the sacred cave forever remains hidden. Come..... The scattering Keummunists Union will form Splinter Cells and will seek selter in many parts of Xanzibar. We need to make sure the cave isn't one of them...."
  • Then cam another vision of Elder Hannibal and the first-person rex arriving to a holy-marking covered cave/
  • Elder Hannibal: "..... Old Friend..... You must cause this cave to shatter and break to make sure it's holy secrets are forever protected. Those of dark intent must remain unaware of the sacred blood foundton."
  • ???: "Allitle too late for that, old man."
  • Legions of masked birds, flightless and flight-capable, appeared, armed to the teeth with weaponry and guns, pointed at the duo.
  • A silluetted fat handicaped bird leader was seen at the center.
  • ???: "..... I must thank you for unknowingly leading us to this historic Keucanian cave, elder...... It shall be the perfect hide-away from the Keubric forces. And you shall lead us right into this Blood Foundton. I heard legends of what it promises.... It could be useful to us in the future."
  • Elder Hannibal: "NO!? I refuse to aide wickedness!?"
  • ???: "..... Gentlemen?"
  • Some soldiers shot down the first-person Hannibal and brought him down in absolute pain via lazer nets!
  • Elder Hannibal: "NO!?? PLEASE!? NOT HANNIBAL!? HE'S ALL I HAVE?!"
  • ???: "Oh, I'm sorry, not a fan of your pet being hurt? Then co-operate with us to find the foundton and we'll live the stupid animal alone."
  • Elder Hannibal shed a small tear, as he slowly turned to Hannibal... And Slowly approuched the first person perspective.....
  • Elder Hannibal: "........ Old Friend...... Our paths must birefly part until it is time for it to meet again..... I cast an anichent Keucanian People spell where you will not remember anything about me or the cave until the song of a chosen hero of any kind frees you from the spell, only then, you must work with this hero to save Keuca from the dark age it will soon enter."
  • ???: "Are you done with that drival yet already?"
  • Elder Hannibal sighed....
  • Elder Hannibal: "..... Good bye until then.... My old friend...."
  • Elder Hannibal casted his spell as masked soldiers approuch.
  • Elder Hannibal: "To any who read the mind of this great animal.... Heed the warnings of the dark future that unfolds for all of Keuca.... Please, save us, from a dark becoming."
  • Suddenly, the vision turned dark as the Astro-Laser was seen attacking Bengren, the same group building a new one, and the vulture-shaped silluette, where it dramaticly turned and reveiled a horrorfiving metal skull with a beastly squack!

Reality.

  • Gazelle gasped as the memory exchange was done.....
  • Gazelle: "...... I....... I never knew......."
  • Rex Hannibal helped Gazelle down from the tree to the amazement of everyone......
  • Icky: "..... WELL SO FUCKING MUCH FOR YOU NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL THAT DAMN THING, GAZELLE?!"
  • Gazelle: "It was not the mindless eating machine we all thought it was! There was more to it! I think Noobus was abit off on how this majustic creature lost his master!"
  • Shou: "You mean Elder Hannibal wasn't killed by Hannibal Rex?"
  • Gazelle: No. He was taken from him, and was wiped of his memories.
  • Icky:... Yeesh, why does there always have to be some dark tragic explanation for things like this? Why can't these things just be legit and straight-forword?
  • Iago: WILL YOU QUIT BEING SO META?!? LET'S JUST STOP QUESTIONING LIFE AND JUST ACCEPT IT HOW IT GODDAMN IS?!? Geez, it's like some dirty critic's using you as a mouthpiece.
  • Icky: Well, excuuuuuuse me! I'd just like SOME-... Oh, God, it really DOES sound like someone's using me like that.
  • Gazelle: Well, whatever the hell that means, It wasn't just the mercy feeling. I sensed something was off with Hannibal. You should really think ahead like I do, and read minds of even the most feral of beasts. They might not be as bad as they seem.
  • Lord Shen: "....... (Sighs).... Fair enough, Miss Gazelle. That is why you were chosen to be the Uniter. (Angerly) Though that means that idiotic shaman owes a bloodly damn good explamation!"
  • Hawkens: "Easy fan-tail! There's a good chance Noob didn't get the full story! Or, at the least, maybe he was, testing us in some weird way? I did warn he was weird after all."
  • Lord Shen: "Oddity or not, he may've potainionally lied to us about this! If he wasn't honest about the Hannibal beast, then-"
  • Gazelle: "Oh trust me, everything else is still true. It's only what happned to his master that seemed inaccreate...."
  • Lord Shen: "..... He still owes us a damn good explamation."

Noobus' Hut.

  • The Buck was prepared for sacrivice as Noobus was about to enter his position.
  • Zosimo: "Now, Noobus, before ya start, be honest with us. The Lougers' messiah friend discovered that Hannibal Rex didn't really killed his master."
  • Noobus sighed....
  • Noobus: "...... It's true...... The Great Elder Hannibal didn't die..... Heck, I don't think he was able to even if he wanted to.... The magic of the Blood Foundton saw to that.... Even though the foundton wasn't really self-aware or sentient, but... You get what I mean..... Truth is.... Elder Hannibal was the one who originally discovered the Sleeping Gods in the extremely early age of Keuca. Hold on, I'll explain more once, business is done."
  • Magnum: Well, we'd better hurry with the sacrifice. We promised those Monacosaurs we'd chase the Venzys off of their plains for 2 weeks, give or take a month, depending upon how smart they are. I left a blood trail for them to sniff out, and it was a PAIN to try not to get any of that scent into this hut. We need to complete it before they get here.
  • Noobus: Oh, we'll get right on that.
  • Icky: "Your sure the sacrivice is gonna rid us of the Equilist Leader?"
  • Noobus: "Well..... Not, right away, to be honest. You see, it's not enough to just butt-stab an animal and BOOM, the gods appear from nowhere! You have to be able to take the blood to the Foundton!"
  • Icky: "OF FUCKING CHOURSE, IT'S NEVER THAT EASY?!"
  • Mantis: "You mean to tell me we need to be able to take a bucket of blood to that holy blood foundton into a well armed futuristic communist lair, lead by an assumingly unstoppable leader, JUST TO WAKE UP OUR ONLY TRUMP CARD?! Wha, wha, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT WHOLE SACRIVICE WAKES THE GODS' UP THING!?"
  • Noobus: "Well that's what happens when an entire world stops doing sacrivices! Any new attempts won't be strong enough to just flat-out make them aware of the blood!"
  • Lord Shen: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TOLD US THAT BEFORE, YOU UNRELIABLE LOUT!?"
  • Noobus: "I was gonna save it after we cross the current bridge!"
  • Gazelle: ".... To be fair, guys, it's clear that since these greater beings felt that their worshippers have moved out of their tribal ways, they felt that they had no more need to appear when ever, things like what Noobus is about to do, happens."
  • Crane: "And I can understand that, but now, we're at risk of having to having to face an unbeatable enemy, and our only hope to stop him, IS LITTERALLY AT HIS PLACE?! THAT'S LIKE BOWSER HAVING AN AX NEXT TO A BRIDGE OVER LAVA!? I mean, yes in practical hindsight is not wise to be next to the only thing that harm you, THAT IS ONLY UNLESS YOUR SO BADASSINGLY UNSTOPPABLE THAT ANY BAD IDEA OR OBVIOUS WEAKNESS THEY HAVE IS JUST THERE TO TAUNT YOU AND TO STRUT ON HOW TRUELY PATHIC ANY WOULD BE OPPENENT WOULD BE TO DESPERATELY USE THAT AGAINST THEM AN-"
  • Gazelle smacks Crane across the face!
  • Crane: "..... Firstly, ow, secondly, thank you, I kinda needed that..."
  • Gazelle: "What I am trying to say is, it was obviously something we should've figured out ourselves. Think about it. How often would Greater Beings show up to a world they would felt no longer needs them, or if ever?"
  • Icky: "Well, when you put it that way.... Almost rediculiously rare."
  • Hawkens: "Then in that case, we need to make the gods aware that we have such a case here! But question is.... Where is the blood foundton usually located?"
  • Noobus: "...... Inside a cavern under the spot where they buildt their base ontop of."
  • Hawkens: "..... Wow, those guys REALLY wanted to make sure they don't get easily smacked down!"
  • Noobus: "Why did you think I was never successful at awaking the gods by now...? Well, outside the fact that I'm a miserable excuse of a hunter that I can't even capture a little Chompy for the life of me?! Why else did I resorted in going after someone's pet?! (Cries) I'M A FAILURE AS A WILD BIRD?! (CRIES?!)"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Could someone remind this sham of a voodoo man that he has work to do?"
  • Icky: Good thing I also recorded a little something. (Turns on his iPhone, and Pinkie's voice was heard)
  • Pinkie: DOI!
  • Noobus: (Scoffs and laughs)... WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS?!? IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH AT THAT WELL-DELIVERED WORD!
  • Lord Shen: "Wait, didn't Hannibal ate that Iphone of yours?"
  • Icky: "Luckly, it just got caught inbetween it's teeth."
  • Lord Shen: "Ahh. I see."
  • Icky: That's the power of Pinkie Pie. (Suddenly, the iPhone shuts down due to dead battery)... Crap, forgot I was low on power. You happen to have an outlet?
  • Noobus:... Not that I know of. This is just an unwired hut after all.
  • Spyro: Well, everyone, it seems we need to confront this leader ourselves.
  • Lucky: No kidding. I don't see how we can stand up to his power. We've seen the guy blast someone's brains out and melt someone into a big puddle of yuck. Any reasonable bastard would probably stay the f*** away from his bad side.
  • Cynder: Let's remember that we also need to take out the astro-laser he's building before it is used. Slowing the production of the device won't protect us forever.
  • Xandy:... Noobus, do you happen to remember where this Blood Fountain is?
  • Noobus: You mean, like where the base itself is? Well, the cave is abit of a huge laberyth and..... Well,  the Blood Fountain's location is beyond my knowledge because, like the Equalists' hideout, it is well-hidden. You'll have to carry on yourselves.
  • Icky: "Seriously? You want us to carry a bucket of damn blood, to a place where not only is it under the enemy base, BUT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHERE IT IS AND YET YOUR TRYING TO STOP THESE PEOPLE WITHOUT CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE?! GOOD GOD, GOING TO YOU WAS COMPLETELY POINTLESS OTHER THEN LEARNING ABOUT WHO WE'RE AFTER?!"
  • Noobus: "Well sorry you got just an average guy living in the wilderness instead of an all-knowing shaman! If I knew where that place was, I'd already stoped it myself by now!"
  • Icky: "Wow, your the most ineffectual conspiracty nut I ever met! Do, do you AT LEAST, have a map of some sort?!"
  • Noobus: "Wait.... Map? Ya mean like, my table clouth?"
  • A table in a hut was seen that was covered by a highly detailed map of the holy cave, even where the Blood Foundton, and tecnecal extention, the Equilists' base, is.....
  • Sandy: "..... You mean you had a way to realise where the Blood Foundton was all the long and you didn't even used it?"
  • Noobus: "......... I know what your thinking, and yes..... I screwed up epicly."
  • Sandy: "Yup, your an idiot."
  • Icky: "Just get the sacrivice over with already so we can get this stupid shit going."
  • Noobus: Okay, okay! Sheesh!
  • Gazelle: (The Helioron groans)... Sorry, little fella. You tried your best. Sorry it had to come to this.
  • Patrick: But hey, at least you get to help us in a way. We're gonna shove a knife up your butt.
  • Sandy:... Wow, really, Patrick?
  • Patrick: Hey, I'm trying to boost it's morale- (The Helioron starts to kick around, knocking Patrick into a wall) OOF!... Hot wings!
  • Spyro: Well, thanks to Patrick, the sacrifice is going to be harder than we thought.
  • Gazelle: (Sighs, and sooths the Helioron with soft harmonies)...
  • Noobus: Great. Now, make sure it doesn't move. Here comes the knife. (Takes it out)
  • Iago: Yeesh, this is going to be pretty sick.
  • Noobus: (Does a chant similar to the one from before, and when it nears the end, the camera goes outside the hut and a stab and deer-like groan was heard)... (Chuckles as he drops the knife) The bloody deed is done. Now the rest is up to you guys.
  • Private:...That's all we needed to see. Now if you'll excuse me, I... Gotta get some relief. (Goes outside and freaks out crazily)
  • Noobus:... Is he okay?
  • Skipper: Yeah, that's just one of his willies moments. It'll pass.
  • Icky: "And hopefully this will be the only time we have to watch a deer getting stabed in the ass."
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. After we ensure the deer's carcuss is used to lore those raptor packs far enough from the fields to the point that even with their intelligence that it would take nearly weeks to ever truely return, I say we're going to need a plan before we go there all willy-nilly. Odds are  this leader is gonna have defenses that're gonna turn us into slag. With this map, we're sure to get the knowledge on how to do that.
  • Sparx: Well, I for one say that if ONE of us has our faces melted, I'm running away like a p****!
  • Skipper: Of course YOU'D say that. You're one of the many cowards in this team. All you've ever done is punch a parrot in the face, and fry a bunch of Facilier's shadow demons. If it was something that eats dragonflies for breakfast, you'd run like hell!
  • Sparx: OH, A WISE PENGUIN, HUH?!? YOU AND ME, LET'S TANGO! (Makes crazy karate poses)
  • Spyro: Knock it off, Sparx, I'm sure we'll figure something out. We're gonna go in, disable that astro-laser, get rid of security, dump the blood in the fountain, and banish the leader to the AUU hell before he even knows we were there.
  • Zosimo: I just hope I can sabotage the astro-laser like Nanobyte probably would.
  • Xandy: We won't need that little squirt, anyway. We'll show him that we can do well without him. Let's just hope Nytrox is keeping them from causing trouble.

Meanwhile, Back at the Hero Hive...

  • Nytrox was doing exactly that and dutifully stared at Nanobyte and Miami still doing chores.
  • Nanobyte: "...... They're not gonna really call for me, are they?"
  • Miami: "..... Nope. Most likely, they have been able to savatosh things before your includion, so, if anything, the lack of your involvement is at best a handicap trip to nostaglia...."
  • Nanobyte: "...... To be fair, I'm actselly minorly kinda glad, cause..... I have been thinking, and..... Maybe I was being too fast on the marrage, cause look where it got us."
  • Miami: "Like I said, maybe it's for the best we wait for abit."
  • Nanobyte: "I'm still sorry for dragging you into this. One perfect date turned into a quick recipe for dishastor. Not only do we miss out on an exciting and, likely very crazy adventure, but I dragged the best girl in the world into something I should've never dragged you into. I feel like a waste of time."
  • Miami gave Nanobyte a hug.
  • Miami: ".... Nan, your not a waste of time. A bad planner with a mostly bad sense of hindsight, perhaps. Sure, we may be missing out on what could easily be one of our more awesomest adventures, but we're missing out on it togather. And I couldn't've asked anymore then that. Not even not getting to be one of the heroes that stop an astro-laser threat would change that."
  • Nanobyte sighed happly and returned the hug.
  • Nytrox made a sound sort've like going "N'awwww".

Back in Keuca.

  • The Enterence of the exact same holy cave is seen, only guarded by several heavily armed masked birds with a symbol of a Vulture Skull over the Keucaian world was seen.
  • LT. Clawla arrived.
  • LT. Clawla: "New orders from our leader. There has never been any news about what became of those misfits and the HA. It's uncertain if this was a trick or they're just taking their sweet time to conclude anything. Either way, be on the watch for anything that could be of concern. The Equilist Agenda must not be trampled on. Is that understood?"
  • Guards: "YES MA'AM!"
  • LT. Clawla: "Good. Carry on."
  • LT. Clawla returned in.

Further inside the cave.

  • Clawla arrived to an anichent imprisonment chambers and arrived to the chained Elder Hannibal.
  • Clawla was joined with a Pterasaur General who seemed to have face-paint and paint-markings on him.
  • Clawla: "Ahh, General Krunbus, glad to see your joining me today."
  • General Krunbus: "Save the pleasentries on better times, Lt. Is the elder still defient?"
  • Clawla: "He didn't even commented on my arrival."
  • Krunbus: "Hmm, perhaps he'll respond to me.... (Approuches the elder)..... Elder Hannibal..... Our leader still desires for you to join the Equilist Cause. You are already respondsable of introdusing our fore-fathers to the Blood Foundton back in the days of Jal'Maroan, why ignor helping us restore what Keuca has lost?"
  • Elder Hannibal slowly raised his head angerly at Krunbus.
  • Elder Hannibal: "..... You shamed your anichent tribe helping cause this dark age, Krunbus. Your ansistery would be ashamed of this!"
  • Krunbus: "(Angerly screeches)! Listen here, you disrespectful old man?! The days of the primal Keucanians are done! A new sacrivice will never bring the Sleeping Gods back! And what we're doing is to restore union age into a reunion age! The Keucans and the Keubrics were at their strongest togather! The fall of King Pox was proof of it! The Reunion Age will redeem any damage caused by the seperation age!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "It is not that which upsets me. I understand what you and several others are trying to do, and for you two, I sense no true ill-intent. It's your methods of bring a better age that upsets me. You created a dark age through using an object the otherworlders fear with good reason."
  • Krunbus: "With due respect, elder, it wasn't like the dark age WOULDN'T'VE COME ANYWAY IF WE HAD NOT UNLEASHED THAT VERY FEARED OBJECT!? Crotson was gonna send us to that dark age anyway! The dark age was ineditable, elder?!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "But how was it any better to premature it's ineditability then to allow nature to take it's chourse?"
  • Krunbus: "Because our master was afraid Crotson would've made things worse then what our astro-laser has done?! If it wasn't for us, and had we allowed Crotson to do what he wanted, Keuca would've been a darker place?! The Hawkens soldier would have no reason to stand up to his war-mongering leader!? And even if he did, he would never truely stopped the basturd general and his fearful grip on the soldiers had it not been for our interventions of causing that object to strike before Crotson's weapons! For all we know, the Astro-Laser Crisis could've been ALOT more dishastorious, had it not been for us?!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "That much is true. We cannot predict the alternative of our actions, nor that of others. But that means that you have no power to predict what really could've happened. For all you could know, the Hawkens Soldier would've followed what his heart wanted reguardless of circumstances. He would've still understood that Crotson was still in the wrong reguardless of what happened."
  • Krunbus couldn't have brought himself to counter-argue the elder, seeing that he was right....
  • Krunbus: "..... Reguardless, the past is in the past, and we must proceed to the future. Mock and dispise our choices all you want, Elder. The Equilist Agenda will bring the Keucans and the Keubrics back to unity! With our unity back, we'll be strong enough to be rid of the forces that caused our seperation to begin with!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "Ohh, Krunbus. Your warrior ansistery who take high reguards to the motto, "A solider follows orders. A warrior, follows his heart", would be sadden by your departure of their beliefs. You became a soldier."
  • Krunbus: "I, AM STILL, A WARRIOR, YOU DELUDED OLD SQUACK?! MY HEART, WANTS ME TO REUNITE THE KEUBRIC NATIONS WITH THE KEUCANS AGAIN?!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "Is it really what you actselly desire, or is it something you only think you want?"
  • Krunbus: "..... What is wrong with you, old man? Has your times being a wildmen with that V-Rex blinded you and your judgement of the wrongs commited by Crotson and the Iallog terrorists?"
  • Elder Hannibal: "I should ask the same thing in a way. Has your desire to correct such wrongs blinded you and YOUR judgement about the wrongs being commited against a sacred object? Do you at least still understand how punishing the Sleeping Gods would be to your master for this?"
  • Krunbus: "THE GODS, ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR SLUMBER CAUSE OF SOCITY MAKING OUR TRIBES NEGLECTING THEM BY HALTING OUR PRACTICES IN ISLAND MAGIC, AND TURNING US INTO CIVILISED BEINGS, ELDER?! As I said before, any new sacrivice would be meaningless, the gods will never be able to feel it."
  • Elder Hannibal: "True, but not an absolute truth. If the blood of a new sacrivce were to reach the foundton-"
  • Krunbus laughed!
  • Krunbus: "I already know that, elder! I did assended from the Warrior Tribe of Ja-maul, after all! And trust me! The Equilst base is IMPENTRITABLE?! No one, will EVER be able to awake the gods! We are with, an indestructable, high-tec, bioly stronger and altered, and immortal leader, thanks to science, dark island necro magic, and espeically the TRUE IMMORTALITY of the Blood Fountain! Even if we find ourselves dealing with our hero problem, they will bow to the might of our great leader! We are indestructable with him!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "Being indestructable is but an illusion you must not afford being blinded by. True, his vastly altered, un-natrol state makes him very strong, espeically with true immortality, but no one is truely unstoppable. Not even gods enjoy such luxeries. One day, it will be someone's desteny to finally end your leader's self-corrupted rampage."
  • Krunbus: "..... Then it shall be my desteny, to prevent this someone. And I won't care who they are. They could even be a powerful space messiah from another plain of existence, and he, she, it, will be among the many foes my ansisters legacy has defeated before!? I asended, from a warrior, that managed to slay a volcano demon!? I think I can hand abunch of misfited fools and a hardly powerful group of vigilantes meant to stop something they themselves didn't get to stop!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "Do not be blinded by pride. It will lead you to a spirit-crushing defeat you will never recover from."
  • Krunbus: "(Growls with a bird-like snarl....)..... Your lucky my respect for the tamer of Hannibal and the original founder of the sleeping gods and the blood foundton, prevents me from harming you! Our leader will still hope you will change your mind. But keep in mind, we have no intentions to wait for you. The birthing of the new age, waits for no one. Either way, you will wise up to your arrigance, and see the light at last."
  • Elder Hannibal: "(Laughs abit), I was gonna say something simular to that."
  • Krunbus relented on doing anything nasty, and simply left with Clawla.
  • Krunbus: "..... It's a good think the master won't expect the elder to change his mind anytime soon. He knows the elder's refuseal is no true consinquence."
  • Clawla: ".... (Sighs), I'm, concerned with something, Krunbus.... I have been studing these particular heroes for some time, and, they're indeed something we should worry about. The Lougers have even managed to defeat a powerful cursed pirate lord and humiliated the infamous VA genius Glowrod more then once! Not even mentioning their disbansion of the VA itself.... They even beaten, humiliated, and reformed the nefarious Darkness Qui! How does that not make you afraid?"
  • Krunbus: "Warriors show no fear. If anything, (laughs), their accomplishments only make them an interesting challnage! Not only that, but even if they defeated a member of a very famous and powerful warrior tribe, they are no concern to our master. He will make quick work of those Grand Council Lapdogs."
  • Clawla: "Are, you sure?"
  • Krunbus: "... We speak, of the same bird that ended the Communist War and caused a netourious leader to surrender peacefully and disbanned all but our forefathers! I believe, the Equilsts are in good wings, Lt. Now you are being instructed to stop worrying. That's an order."
  • Clawla: ".... Yes sir."

Outside.

  • The Guards are seen, being extra cautious then ever.
  • ???: WHAT'S THE WORRY, MAGGOTS?!? (The guards scramble and enter guarding position as the leader was in their presence)
  • Guard #1: Uh, nothing, sir! We were just... Well... Uh... Being cautious, sir.
  • ???: Being cautious is fine, but don't let that turn into being worried about the oppisition! (The figure reveals himself to be a vulture-like creature with cybernetic wings with solid-light feathers, glowing laser-guided eyes, finely-built talons, muscular build, a metalic skull-General Grevious-like-face and metalised beak, a red cape, a necromorphic-like chest and legs, and cybernetic implants on the pecks). Because that is what I have seen in you lot. Clawla may've ordered caution, but I am sure she did not order worry! I see worrying as weakness! I should know since some people of that rightfully disbaned Villains Act getting embarrassingly defeated by the Heroes Act on the news for, quote on quote, losing their edge. ARE YOU ABOUT TO LOSE YOUR EDGE?!?
  • Guards: NO, SIR, MR. EQUINOX, SIR!!!
  • Vulture-like Leader (Equinox): Then that's what I expect out of you! I do not have to remind you of what happened to the last people who showed weakness? One of them has a hole in his head, and the other is pure protoplasmic slag! Now, even though I can only melt those given the same treatments I went through, I can still snipe your heads off with my eyes! Or worse..... DO I DARE GIVE AN EXSAMPLE?!
  • Guards: NO, SIR!!!
  • Equinox: Then be brave at the face of the oppisition in it's any forms!
  • Guards: YES, SIR!!!
  • Equinox:... Good. Carry on. (Flies off and enters deep into the cave, and arrives to the Equilist Base, where he enters and is dramaticly saluted by more masked soldiers, as when he reached the center, it is where a giant laser the size of a space station was seen, all being worked on by both flight-capable and flightless birds)... (He uses his tech-eyes to scan the laser, and gets all of it's information)... 64.34% completion. This new astro-laser is indeed shaping up to be a worthy successer of the last one.
  • ???: Oh, Master Equinox! (A colonybird appears) So glad you could join us. As you can see, our progress on the astro-laser is going smoothly. Our estimates show that it will be complete by tomorrow morning.
  • Equinox: Excellent, Doctor Zpogg. That means we shall start the planetary assault first thing in the morning.
  • Dr. Zpogg: "I'm curious though. Since the forefathers already did Bengren, and an Astro Laser Attack on Iallog would be too predictably suspicious in light of circumstances, how, else are we gonna make another successful, appearence of the Keubrics acting out?"
  • Equinox: "I did consider just attacking Iallog or even giving Bengren another hole too predictable. That's why, we are going to unleash the station onto a planet that never even bothered Keuca at all. And the very harmless planet of Limid seems like a perfect canidate."
  • Dr. Zpogg: "You mean that neighboring camping planet with plants with nervious systems and lots of waterlogged land? It's, not considered that much of a very sentence dominated planet sir."
  • Equinox: "True, but remember that the goal isn't to actselly claim lives unless it was nessorsary. It was to cause a bad enough stir that it'll force the Keubrics to reunite with the Keucans. Also, many millaterry personal wanted to use Limid as a testing ground for the Crotson Astro-Lasers back in the day, and it has PLENTLY of remote areas free of serious collateral damage that is sentient, with camping grounds thankfully far away from such remoteness. Only, thanks to us, the claim was never proven, so nobody would think that a harmless planet like Limid would be targeted."
  • Dr. Zpogg: "Ah, I see. But the thing is, the Keubrics have legitimently done more then enough to prove that they forsakened Project Keucanian Justice."
  • Equinox: "Trust me.... The promise of not using astro-lasers anymore, is not the same as a promise to relent on ambitions to punish Keuca's enemies. And history has proven, that there will always be those that would aim to defile a promise. And I found such a canidate. A Keubric Space Marine Commander named Lazphon J. Ackasser. A very extremest fool who was always silently caught messing with even the remains of destroyed astro-lasers in hopes to recycle them into a new one in his aid to make a Crotson sytile Astro-Laser to use it to destroy the Iallog Terror Groups for what became of his father during that fateful attack last year. As of now, he has eased up, but he's still perfect because he was infamous for lying about his misdeeds. They'll never believe what he would say otherwise."
  • Dr. Zpogg: "Oh indeed, I heard of that smug imbacile! Getting him arrested will relieve the Keubrics of having to put up with his idiotcy! A very good framing canidate, indeed."
  • Equinox: Appresiate the comment. Soon, the Keubrics and Keucans will be reunited once again, and life will resume the way it was supposed to be by tomorrow morning.
  • Dr. Zpogg: Very good, sir.
  • Equinox: "One more thing, Zpogg. If there's any concerning drawbacks or weaknesses I should be warned of, inform me now."
  • Dr. Zpogg: "Nothing we haven't already fixed and addressed by now, sir. But if there was any new issue, I'll be quick to warn you of it."
  • Equinox: Good. Don't want us to end up like those jokes of the Villains Act. That's the last thing we need when the same heroes who took them down are on our trail. Good day. (Leaves)
  • Another Bird:... So... What about Iallog?
  • Dr. Zpogg: I feel like we're not gonna pay any mind to that planet for the moment. Like the boss said, it would be too predictable to attack that place, so Limid is going to be the target for us to get this plan underway.
  • Other Bird: But it's just a camping planet with a lot of water and zooplantae.
  • Dr. Zpogg: Oh, what the hell would YOU suggest instead? Tikini?
  • Other Bird:... No, not that planet! Too many innocent chicks. I was only saying, that planet never did anything to us. What would we have to gain from even just giving it a giant ugly crater in it's surface?
  • Dr. Zpogg: This isn't a matter of whether or not Limid did something to Keuca! It's a matter of avoiding predictability and suspition because Limid was once considered to be a testing planet for the Crotson astro-lasers and we are trying to frame a controveral general known to consider such things to make the agenda work and.... (Sighs) Look, obviously, Iallog is out of the question. Doing it to Bengren back when only worked because of Crotson and his own desires to do such things to those planets, but if we make the mistake of attacking Iallog or devines forbid Bengren again, and with the current President of the Keubrics keeping a good legit effort to never mess with Astro Lasers ever again, and if we are unable to properly frame Pazphon, another Astro-Laser attack on Keuca's obvious threats would risk the legion becoming curious, and such a prospect could potaintionally be deadly to our agenda!
  • Other Bird: "..... Well, when you put it that way, I guess I can see why we can't go after Iallog yet, or, seemingly, at all."
  • Dr. Zpogg: Who's to say Iallog will never meet justice? I am just saying it won't be by Astro-Laser. No. Cleaning up the scum-ridden socities of that planet and the criminal infested cultures of Bengren will be scrubbed clean by a reunion age Keuca. Our concern is to make that age happen at any cost. Now back to work.
  • Other Bird: (Sighs) Yes, sir! (Flies off)

The Cave Enterence.

  • The Guards were still keeping a reasonably cautious stance....
  • Guard 1: "...... Ok, so far so good. We don't seem to see any trace of them."
  • Guard Leader: "Don't drop your guard reguardless. People like these vigilanties are known to strike when their oppisition least expects it. That's what helped them waste the VA, even when it was BEFORE the deline of their sense of confidence. Thanks to Xerxes getting too cocky, he got defeated and was never able to warn the VA of such. Left them unprepared for an attack when they were expecting a glamorious victory."
  • Guard 2: "Good obsirvation, sir."
  • Guard 3: "..... Uh, sir, I need to answer nature's call if ya catch my drift. I had a bing drink awhile back and I really need to go!"
  • Guard 4: "Wait wait wait hold up! Can birds take a piss?"
  • Guard #2: Well, depends, sentience and anthropomorphism has complex levels.
  • Guard Leader: (Sighs) All birds on this planet are uromorphic, stupid! We cartoonishly HAVE bladders. OF COURSE WE CAN TAKE A PISS!
  • Guard #3: CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER!!! (Runs off screaming)...
  • Guard Leader:... (Sighs) I'm surrounded by simpletons!
  • Guard #1: Well, that's rather hurtful.
  • Guard Leader:... If you think THAT'S hurtful, how do you think it's gonna feel when I kick you in the d*** like I did 5 times in a row?
  • Guard #1:... Meep!
  • Guard Leader: Now let's just make sure we stay on our guard. We don't want anything happening.

Meanwhile...

  • Guard #3: (Sighs crazily as he urinates in a bush, and when he finishes, he exits, and is immediately shot down by a stray laser blast) SMEYHT!!! (He plops into the peed-in bush with a splat)...
  • Brandy: (As it was revealed that the shot was done by Xandy)... Ew!
  • Sandy: Yeesh, when that guy wakes up, he's gonna have to boil his face for hours.
  • Sparx: (Scoffs) Face-first in a puddle of piss.
  • Spyro: Sparx, will you please?

Back to the enterence.

  • Guard Leader: "Ok, tell me, I was the only one who heard the distent sound of a laser being shot?"
  • Guard 5: "I'm sure it's probuly just another hunter sir. It is Kalmeen Hunting Season after all."
  • Guard Leader: "..... That didn't sounded like a hunting laser."
  • Guard 1: "Well yeah, cause, a hunting laser is more like "Posow! Posow!" That was clearly more a "WHAHOW?!". It could be that our guy saw another Hazsore Spider and open fire."
  • Guard Leader: "Just to be safe, you and you (Points to 5 and 2) I want you to investigate. Make sure things are in the up and up."
  • The two selected guards went off.

The area.

  • Guard 2 and 5 arrived and found 3 unconjustus and lying in the bush he used.
  • Guard 2 laughs!
  • Guard 2: "Aw man! He must've freaked out so badly that he must'ved knocked the gun into his face when he was firing at that spider! I so wish we can share this on the web if we weren't part of an obscured organisation."
  • Guard 5: "Well we are so we can't! (Exsamines Guard 3)..... Yuck. Other then traces of his own piss, it looks like he was hit by a very speical weapon. Like, the kind capable to shoot a lazer, but, not kill anybody."
  • Guard 2: "Wait, but I thought guns kill."
  • Guard 5: "Not all of them, man. Sometimes there's guns just designed to knock you out. Heck, I hear there's a race trying to design guns that can actselly heal you, maybe even treat cancer."
  • Guard 2: "But won't that freak patients out when the doctor points a gun to their face?"
  • Guard #5: Details, details, didilee-doo! I'm sure they'll figure something out about that. Now, just keep on your guard. (Cloakblade turned on her cloaking device and sneaked up on the guards)...
  • Guard #2:...I can't shake this feeling that someone's close to me.
  • Guard #5: It's probably just the wind.
  • Guard #2: There isn't any wind.
  • Guard #5:...What? (Suddenly, they were knocked out by Cloakblade)
  • Cloakblade:...There! Now, I think we can deal with the rest from here. Just be careful, some security have a technique of yelling if trouble is spotted, and instantly sounds an alarm.
  • Icky: (Sighs) I HATE it when they do that!
  • Tracy: You and I both.
  • Shifu: Then we might have to take them all out at the same time.
  • Cowl: Then I'll pop 'em off at the same time! (Takes out a gun)
  • Hawkens: COWL! Put, the gun, down! Do I have to remind you of what happened the last time you did something like that? It nearly killed me.
  • Cowl:...Sorry.
  • Lucky:...Again, why do we still have him? One of these days, he's gonna get us all killed!
  • Hawkens: Best not to ask questions at a time like this!
  • Icky: "Though t kinda sucks these guys are otherwise still smart enough to not gab out about who the leader is. That means he might stay a complete surprise here.
  • SpongeBob: Well perhaps it would be nice if things are kept surprising for us in-universe. Besides, we can always relie on goofballs talking about impourent stuff like that in different scenairos. We do however have to learn to not always relie on henchmen/minion/follower incompidence to have a better understanding of a villain's plot! I mean seriously. Disclosing important stuff like a complete idiot? Who does that?!?
  • Mr. Krabs/Squidward: ("Don't comment, don't comment, don't comment, don't comment, don't comment, don't comment!")

Enterence again.

  • Guard 4: "(Starts to worry).... Sir..... They..... They haven't came back at all!"
  • Guard Leader: "Hey, remember what the leader said! No showing signs of worring! That would lead you to expose impourent certain details that for safety reasons I won't reference by name!"
  • Guard 1: "But we haven't even heard a gun shot this time. Who know's what's going on?!"
  • Guard Leader: "Ugh!? Ok, fine?! I'll make the master aware that we might have an unpresidented situation! We're send a screach and destroy team and a rescue party for the missing and-"
  • Music was suddenly heard as the surprised guards saw what appears to be a gasmasked Donkey playing a piano with Shrek in a fancy suit, behind them, an orcricstra of wolfs playing the instraments that go with the following song.
  • Guard Leader: "..... What, the, fuck, is this?"
Let it Go - FART PARODY

Let it Go - FART PARODY

  • The final few guards were smacked out by Shrek's gas attacks.
  • Guard Leader: "..... That..... Was..... Disgusting..... Also, can't, help, but, to feel like, that song's been done to death...... (Faints)"
  • Shrek: (Sniffs the air) Ahhh! Sweet as snail eyeballs!
  • Icky: (Barfing in a bush, dubbed as Nostalgia Critic) I beg to differ! (Barfs again)
  • Po: Well, let's get inside. we're going to get through this before they even know we were- (Suddenly, the alarm is raised).... (Fearfully) Here?
  • Voice: Warning! Warning! A bioscan reveals unidentified lifeforms, Heroes Act, Stephenie Nicemile, and Keubrican Air Force members in Entrance Sector D. Mobilizing all units.
  • Icky: "..... OF COURSE THE BAD GUYS HERE WERE SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE SOMETHING OTHER THEN GUARDS FOR SECURITY!?"
  • Xandy: D'OH, BLASTED BIOSCANS!! Looks like stealth is out of the equation!
  • Hawkens: What did you expect? Those things are a popular part of security.
  • Mr. Whiskers: CURSE YOU, INTERDIMENSIONAL TECHNOLOGY!!!
  • Lord Shen: MOVE, NOW!!! (The heroes head out as several flightless armed bird guards with masks were seen marching down the hall)
  • Max: (They see the forces running around on all sides)... THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
  • Icky: Hold on! I've got an idea! Split up to as few as we can! We can send them running around in circles and confuse them until one of us gets to where we need to go.
  • Squidward:... That idea... May just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!!!
  • Melman: I don't know, it just might work!
  • Shenzi: Oh, what the hell, we don't have any better options! EVERYONE, BREAK! (They all scattered around in different areas)...
  • Marty: (A group of soldiers walked through a hall) HEY!!! (They saw him and Alex)...Come and get us, you overgrown chickens! Unless you just so happen to have the attention spans of pigeons!
  • Guard #1:... What the hell's a chicken?
  • Guard #2: What the hell's a pigeon?
  • Guard Leader: I don't know, but it sounds racist! Let's blow his brains out!
  • Marty: (They open fire at him) YIKES!!
  • Alex: EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!! SQUGGILY SQUID, SQUIGILY SQUID!!! (They did strange movements avoiding the gunfire)
  • Marty: ZAG, ZIG-ZAG, ZIG-ZAG, ZIG-ZAG!!
  • Alex: No, no, no! Squiggly-Squid!!
  • Marty: Etch-a-Sketch, Etch-a-Sketch!
  • Alex: TOO COMPLEX, OCTOPUS, OCTOPUS!! (They continued running away from the guards)
  • Po: (He rolls down another hall away from more guards) HERE, BIRDY-BIRDY-BIRDIES!!
  • Bill: NOOOO, DON'T PECK OUT MY EYES!!! (He runs from guards while Dodo and White Rabbit hold his tail)
  • Patrick: OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M A CUTE LITTLE BIRDIE, LISTEN TO ME WHISTLE AND SING WITH A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PRINCESS!!! (Does off-key harmonizing)
  • SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, I think that's enough with the bird stereotypes.
  • Patrick: Why? Do you think those old slowpoke birdbrains are gonna- (He is shocked to see that they have gained large dinosaurs to ride on)
  • Guard #2: CALVARY FORWAAAAAAARD!!! (They took off)
  • Guard #3: WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID ABOUT BIRDS AND PRINCESSES?!? (He took out a gun with a blade on it)
  • Patrick: *AOOGAH* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!
  • SpongeBob: RUN FASTER, PATRICK!! (They scream as they run off through another hall as the dinosaur-riding guards dashed after them)
  • Sparx: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! (He flies down another hall while guards were chasing him down)
  • Guard #4: EXTERMINATE THE PEST!! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!

(This song played as the Lodgers scattered everywhere leading the guards in wild goose-chases)

Benny Hill Theme-0

Benny Hill Theme-0

  • Clawla and Krunbus arrive and see the display before them.
  • Krunbus: ".... Are..... Are the heroes having..... Some sort of comedic chase? IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE AMUSING!?"
  • Clawla: "..... My, reshearch has also shown that the Lougers also have tendingcies to be..... Kinda humorious."
  • Krunbus: "..... Wow...... And the VA and several other pass threats, lost to them? THESE are the same group that beaten Lamistan? THESE are the same people that stopped a Pharaguian uprising? THESE are suppose to be the same people that discovered an anti-climatic truth to Xenaros' problem? Darkness Qui herself, repeatingly lost and humiliated, and then reformed, BY THESE PACK OF CIRCUS CLOWNS!?"
  • Clawla: "When I was studing these people.... I was just as surprised as you are. But, don't underestimate them, cause-"
  • Krunbus: "Oh don't get me wrong. Anyone capable to take down the VA is still a commendable challnage..... I was merely expressing disappointment that I am facing a bunch of circus rejects and not full class warriors. I mean, the HA are more promising and I have heard of the accomplishments of the Hawkens boy and his squarden, but those odd beings being comedicly chased around and going through shenanigans are SUPPOSE to be the same heroes to did so many wonderious things for our universes!? No wonder the VA is losing their confidence! I would too if I lost to these people!"
  • Clawla: "Well you still shouldn't-"
  • Krunbus: "I know, I shouldn't, AND WON'T, let appearences dechive me. Such thing is dangerious for warriors. Clawla, I need you to take the Elder away from the area and into a non-discrite location until we resolve this matter. I'll stay here and commence my greatest warrior hunt ever."
  • Clawla: "You sure you don't want me to help?"
  • Krunbus: "Remember what the master always said. Don't send all your best people to fight an abiguious fight. Some will have to go and make procautions to make sure an organisation has a chance to be reborn."
  • Clawla: "..... Understood sir."
  • Clawla left.
  • Krunbus stared at the ongoing chases as it appears that the soldiers and guards are losing their steam.
  • Krunbus: "...... Let the hunt begin."
  • A silluette of a red-eyed creature appeared behind Krunbus.
  • The Gang were able to tire out the guards, soldiers, and their mounts to the point that they all collapsed into a pile of exhasuted forces.
  • The heroes were seen abit exhasuted themselves, but relieved of their accomplishments.
  • Gazelle: "..... Well..... That just about covers our exersize."
  • Icky: "Wooo! Yeah.... Let's beat it before-"
  • ???: "Well played, Heroes Act and company."
  • Icky: "Shit-Tacos?!"
  • Krunbus arrived to the Heroes area ontop of a huge armored giant croc with red eyes.
  • Krunbus: "..... Though I wasn't expecting a three-ring circus, I'm impressed on how quickly you surprised the finest of the Equilists."
  • Hawkens: "..... Wait..... I know you! Your that Krunbus guy of the famed Warrior Clan of Xanzabar! What are you doing with the Equilists!? Your clan was reguarded by Keucanian Natives as heroes!"
  • Krunbus: "Because members of my tribe sacriviced their all to protect the settler people when the Communist War happened. My people were more then willing to aide, and we happly sacriviced ourselves to protect both Keucans and Keubrics! But their sacrivices, ended up being MEANINGLESS, THANKS TO CROTSON ALLOWING THE UNION AGE TO END?! My tribe were dishonored that some of our brothers and sisters, were killed, made broken by truma, or seen unspeakable horrors of war, for nothing. I, am the only one doing something about it?! I joined the Equilists because they managed to punish Crotson for his neglect! By launghing that Astro-Laser to attack Bengren, it exosed what Crotson was trying to do and had him removed from life."
  • Stephenie: "But at the cost of causing an infamous crisis!"
  • Krunbus: "THAT, was never the intention. It was never meant for some of the Keubric millaterry to be more then a little sore of being scolded for playing with a deadly object."
  • Icky: "They were also pissed about the rest of the universes turning on them and taking away some of their loved ones for even only a minor influence in Crotson's plans."
  • Krunbus: "It was not like letting Crotson ruin his own name and sending the planet into this dark age wouldn't have the same effects. Our master's only mistake was not making sure fools like Gyelics was removed from the equation before we made our move. Believe me, this time, we'll make sure any controverseal millaterry members will be the ones framed by our next Astro-Laser move."
  • Icky: "Really? Litterally the exact same stunt? Oh, but since the criminal planet already HAS a giant ugly hole, I bet the terrorist factory planet is next, right?"
  • Krunbus laughs!
  • Krunbus: "That's exactly WHY we're not gonna do that! Doing so would be TOO predictable! Let's just say, it'll be a planet that did nothing to Keuca! It will not be seen coming. It will FORCE the Outworlders to force the Keubrics to reunite with the Keucans and restore the lost age as a new. That way, it will be able to defeat all enemies from there. The reunion age will become good for the universes!"
  • Gazelle: "But your doing it in a way that hurts others! How does that make you any better then the people respondsable for deviding this world?"
  • Krunbus: "This, is not about being better then the terrorists of Iallog and the Crime synicates of Bengren. We are aware we are not an improvement to what Keuca would want, and will hold no regrets on the days of our judgement. But we are what Keuca NEEDS! We may not be your ideal of heroes like you goverment controled lap-rogs, but we are still doing a great good! We are repairing a broken planet of it's unity ruined by tragity?! Don't any of you, understood what that was like!? Being part, of a world, of a crumbling unity over tragity!?"
  • Gazelle remembers when she had to defend the Predators names in Zootopia when Bellwether was causing them to go savage.
  • Gazelle: ".... My world, Zootopia, almost very much did ended up like Keuca.... Predators and Prey were being devided by fear and hatred, because of someone misusing Night Howlers to atthive a political agenda."
  • Krunbus: "(Laughs).... See? Keuca is not that much different from your world, miss. Keubrics and Keucans began to hate eachother because of fear of terrorisum and hatred for crime! The Equilists would only wish to reunite them togather, to never bow to the same forces that devided us! We, are being the heroes of this story..."
  • Gazelle: "..... That's where I have to correct you on that..... Here's where the simularites bewteen Zootopia and Keuca ends. Zootopia was saved from being devided, not by greater extremes, but by a bunny with big dreams and a fox who originally was cynical to life in Zootopia! They exposed a corrupt politon being behind what was happening, proving that predators going savage was the fault of a toxic flowers, not biological regression, and that, inspired true change..... Greater extremes doesn't fix the damage of extremes.... Hate, doesn't defeat hate..... It's love and kindness that fixes a broken world. By all means, you people meant well, but what you all are doing is not gonna make Keuca a better place.... At least, not to the eyes of those that were hurt by what they think is their actions. You'll only end up make Keuca look more unredeemable to the eyes of many!"
  • Krunbus: "(Sighs), Just like Elder Hannibal. Abit too critical for your own good. Maybe what you said is mostly true, but in this case, our extremes are bringing in change! What the Equilists did in the Crotson presidentcy DID inspire changes! It got rid fo an unreliable leader, has it not?"
  • Hawkens: Yeah, but at what cost? So many people were hurt by this act.
  • Krunbus: Oh, so now you're saying that letting Crotson get away with his crime was better than this?
  • Hawkens: To be fair, it wasn't like it would've made much of a difference! At least when Crotson would've pulled it off, there wouldn't be a giant hole big enough to see on a planet!
  • Stephanie: Radcliff! You don't even know what you're saying! How is letting Crotson get away with terrorizing Bengren or Iallog or who knows what better than-
  • Hawkens: I KNOW WHAT I SAID! And you're making it sound like there's a no-win situation with what had occurred back then!
  • Stephanie: IT IS A NO-WIN SITUATION AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED! REGUARDLESS TO WHATEVER HAPPENED, PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!
  • Hawkens: "..... Ok, admitingly, maybe I'm not the best at meshing words togather. But still-"
  • Krunbus: ENOUGH! The past is in the past, and what's important is the future. We've made it this far in making sure the Keucans and Keubrics reunite, and we will not let you strange bunch take it away from us!
  • Cloakblade: You know, there are other ways of doing what you desire! Letting innocent people from other planets suffer is not the way to go!
  • Krunbus: Not that I don't agree, but trying to reunite the Keubrics and the Keucans any other way would not be effective before it was too late! And we've gone too far to change course now! We're going through with this, and you are NOT stopping us! Kallamaul, kill them! (The giant red-eyed crocodile snarled at them and charged as everyone dodged)
  • Lord Shen: WHOA, EASY ON THE DAMN TAIL FEATHERS, YOU BIG BRUTE!!!
  • Vancer: Oh, pfft, it's just a Megagator, we can deal with those easily- (Kallamaul suddenly breathes fire, scorching his tail) YEEEEEEOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! A fire-breathing Megagator might be a bloodly different story!?
  • Skipper: LOOK OUT! (The entire area got scorched by the fire)
  • Xandy: HOW IN TARNATION?!?
  • Magnum: I'm not sensing anything normal about that Megagator. It's biology doesn't seem to be average.
  • Krunbus: That's right! Kallamaul here was genetically engineered in our mutant animal husbandries to be the perfect biological weapon. Tamed him myself when he was still young.
  • Gazelle: YOU MONSTER!!! HOW DARE YOU SUBUGATE AN ANIMAL LIKE THAT?!
  • Krunbus: "To be fair, when you live in a universe where science of such a high calibar is king, pretty much everyone wants the piece of that pie! We were simply no different."
  • Duke: "Your the sentient beast exbert, get that damn thing to calm down!"
  • Gazelle: "This time I know I can't, because that poor deluded creature looks to be too royal to that ptersaur to ever listen to reason!"
  • Spyro: Then it's my turn to save the day! (Puts out the fires with his ice breath) Enough messing around, Krunbus! We're stopping this right now!
  • Krunbus: So are they. (Suddenly, they were surrounded by the recovered guards)
  • Guard: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE, OR WE'LL BE-
  • Icky: STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY, THAT JOKE'S GETTING OLD!!!
  • Guard:... I WAS GOING TO SAY SHOOTING YOU DOWN!
  • Icky: No you weren't!
  • Sir Hiss: (Sighs) We really shouldn't leave a pile of guards lie in a single spot to recover.
  • Krunbus: I would like to say that you offered some decent challnage.... But it looks as if I predictably congured you in the end.... How do you plan to get out of this one?
  • Po:... WE SURRENDER!!! (Tigress face-palms herself)
  • Krunbus: "(Laughs uncontrolably)! Please tell me it is not THAT easy!?"
  • Magnum: Well your in sort've luck. It's not. (Magically emits a magic shockwave that immobilizes all the guards, then traps them all in a magic ball that is flying torwords the enterence where it would proceed to pick up the enterence guards as well.)
  • Krunbus: (Shields himself with his magic)... An admirable attempt, Chosen One. But I've cast a spell on both myself and Kallamaul that makes us immune to magical attacks.
  • Icky: "Wait a minute, how are you a magic guy?! Aren't you part of some warrior tribe?! I thought warriors were all weapons and brute strentgh!?"
  • Krunbus: "My tribe was more akin to early battlemages."
  • Icky: "........ Fair enough."
  • Magnum: Oh, I knew that! We just wanted these guards out of the way.
  • Krunbus: Ahh, I see. You don't wish for my glory to be shared by amaturs. Kallamaul, if you will. (Kallamaul roars and prepares to breathe fire again until Spyro fires a ball of fire into it's throat, causing it to fall unconscious) KALLAMAUL!!!..... This was merely a simple hunt between predator and prey..... NOW YOU TURNED THIS INTO A HUNT FOR VENGENCE!?
  • Iago: "So basicly it's personal now, huh?"
  • Hawkens: Stand down, Krunbus! Your boss is not going to succeed!
  • Krunbus: I still believe that it is NOT your desteny to stop the Equilist agenda?! IT IS NO ONE'S DESTENY!? (He starts to emit massive amounts of magical power and fires a concussive blast of energy that surrounds the area with blue fire)
  • Spyro: Not again! (Tries to put out the fire, but it has no effect)..... Odd.... That usually works.
  • Krunbus: (In augmented voice) THAT IS MAGIC FIRE! RESISTANT TO EVERYTHING!! NOW PREPARE TO FEEL MY TRUE POWER!!! (He prepares to unleash a powerful blast until Samantha, Gazelle, Magnum, and Merlin use a combined shield to protect them from a powerful electrical energy blast that scorches the entire area except for the floor which the shield protected)
  • Gore: (Mutters gibberish that sounds like "HOLY S***!")
  • Sparx: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT ALMOST KILLED US!!!
  • Hawkens: Yes, the Warrior Clan of Xanzabar knew a thing or two about magic spells, especially magical attacks. I just never knew it'd be of THAT degree!
  • Krunbus: Surprised? With this power, I can easily dispatch of you! IT IS MY DESTENY TO BRING THE END OF YOUR LEGACIES!?
  • Shifu: "Desteny is never something one can truely make for themselves. It follows it's own path.... And it will leave you disappointed on what it has desided."
  • Merlin: And not just that, you madman, we have magic too. Our combined powers WILL protect us from attacks like that.
  • Krunbus: But not, forever! (Charges another attack and they put up the shield again as the attack continued and pushed them across the area and near the magic fire)
  • Magnum: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!! WE CAN'T STAND THIS FOREVER!!!
  • Trixie:... KAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!! (She fires a blast of magical energy that Krunbus blocks with another beam)... KAIO-KEN... TIMES... FIIIIIVVE!!! (The beam overpowers Krunbus')
  • Krunbus: Kaio-wha- (He is blasted and scorched by the energy and falls to the ground weakened and coughing blood)... (Growls and tries to use another attack, but is too weakened to do so)... Noo!! NOOO!!! NO- (They magically restrain him) GAAHHH!!!
  • Hawkens: That's enough nonsense, Krunbus! It seems like you're underestimating our power.
  • Icky: Yeah, we may be bitches, but we're bitches that bitch other bitches!
  • Krunbus:... What?
  • Icky: In simpleton's terms, we're wacky, but dangerous!
  • Gilda: "Hey Trix, congradulations for saving our tails, you walking Dragon Ball Z reference."
  • Trixie: "Thanks. And Trixie was doing it before Twilight Sparkle tecnecally made it canon with that Tirek fight...."
  • Krunbus: "...... How..... Can this be? The Hunter, became the hunted? GAH!? I am so lucky I am not like Jacoor or those failed exspeariments or the master will punish me severely!? Wait, he can still end me with a prosition shot!? But reguardless, it does nothing to the Equilist Agenda!? On top of that, an assusiate of mine is already proceeding to take the elder away from here, so she's long gone by then!"
  • Gazelle: "I wouldn't be so sure. Let's just say, you aren't the only one with friends in high places."

Elsewhere.

  • Clawla was seen taking a tied Elder Hannibal with some soldiers with her to a secluded ship.
  • Elder Hannibal: ".... It should be fair to warn you..... Desteny has not been kind to Krunbus. I sensed that he was defeated....."
  • Clawla: ".... Damn it.... At least he made one right call on telling me to get you out of here. Though it might be ultamately pointless since the Master is basicly the Equilsts' only hope."
  • Elder Hannibal: "Then I'm afraid, that hope will soon be tragicly misplaced. They have something that will bring the sleeping gods back. And they will not be kind on your master for his willful misuse of the Blood Foundton."
  • Clawla: "..... Ok, now that time, your clearly trying to scare us! Well it's not gonna work! The Equilists are even too much for your pet V-Rex! I doubt a bunch of goverment controled misfits would be something we're afraid of!?"
  • ???: "Perhaps you'll find US abit more intimidating?"
  • Suddenly, the Keubric speical forces surrounded the area!
  • Clawla: "WHAT THE?!"
  • Eventally, they were joined by the Keubric Air Force!
  • Commander Goashcon landed first, looking disapprovingly at Clawla, who tried to avoided eye-contact.
  • Soldier 1: "..... Uh, Lt? Why, is the Air Force Commander staring you angerly like that?"
  • Clawla: "...... He's my step-father."
  • The two Equilist Soldiers gasped!
  • Soldier 2: "...... Awk-word!"
  • Goashcon: "...... So this is where you had been all this time? Working with a formerly secret terror group, holding a famed tribal shaman hostage, AND all the while leaving your mother broken hearted and confused on why you never come back, young lady?!"
  • Clawla: "STOP TALKING DOWN ONTO ME LIKE YOUR MY FATHER WHEN YOUR CLEARLY NOT?!"
  • Goashcon: "I know I'll never replace the father you lost.... But I care enough for you that, I want to understand why your like this. Why is a good upstanding young lady like you getting involved with such bulgery?"
  • Clawla: "I'M DOING THIS FOR MOM?! She was a Keubric that was raised from an adopted Keucan family here in Xanzibar, but the Keubric boarder patrol seperated her from them?! Breaking their hearts and respect for their own people! She lived a live of being called a moderate?! I joined the Equilists to stop that?! Mother should not be tortured for where she came from over such, idiotic and backwords beliefs?!"
  • Goashcon: "I understand that, but, based on what the Grand Council has came to belieVE, your being involved with a group that framed Crotson for a crime he didn't commit!"
  • Clawla: "OH IT WASN'T LIKE HE WASN'T GONNA DO THAT CRIME ANYWAY!? IT WAS LIKE FRAMING A RAPIST OR A MURDEROR OF A CRIME HE WAS GONNA DO ANYWAY!?"
  • Goashcon: But there's a difference. If he DID get away with such a crime, less of OUR people would be harmed. What you did HARMED more of our people. I consider harming our own people a BIGGER offense than harming those of other worlds. By all means, the people of Bengren and Iallog are worth giving concern if we want to make a good impression after what had just occurred between us. But harming people of OUR world in the process? It saddens me that anyone would consider such things.
  • Clawla: I wouldn't expect YOU to understand! The Keucans and Keubrics have been separated for too long, and ruining my mother's keucan family because of her being a Keubric bird like me is sheer proof that that kind of lifestyle IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! I REFUSE TO ALLOW ANYONE LIKE MOM TO EVER SUFFER LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! EQUALITY MUST PREVAIL!!!
  • Goashcon: And you're REALLY willing to risk other lives to suffer just to get that point across?
  • Clawla: It's worth it for all I care! Go ahead and arrest me! It will not matter for the ultamate run!? The Equilist Agenda will live on!
  • Goashcon: No it won't! We're destroying that astro-laser, and bringing your leader to justice, whether you like it or not!
  • Clawla: (Scoffs) Good luck with that! You've seen what our master can do. He can kill simply by seeing you in physical contact. You will be annihilated in an instant. I suggest you stand down before you make him mad.
  • Goashcon: If the misfits, the HA, and Hawkens isn't intimidated by him, neither will the rest of us.

Meanwhile...

  • Kowalski: (The heroes dispatched of more guards and arrived at the entrance to the astro-laser lab)... Here it is! Let's get moving! (They arrive, but then they trigger a DNA-recognition field)
  • Voice: Warning! You are not authorized to enter this sector! Leave or you will be shot down! (Multiple turrets come out and aim at them with laser-guided scopes) You have 5 seconds. 5...
  • Xandy: Grenade!
  • Gun Voice: Grenade mode activated! (She fires at all the turrets and they explode)... Yeah, that's right! Don't mess with Carbungia!
  • Sam: Good. Now to get through that door. (They approach it)
  • Skipper: Rico? If you will! (Rico hacks out a C4 explosive and detonates it, but it fails)...
  • Kowalski:... I recommend we use up to 20 ounces of C4.
  • Skipper: What did I say about not speaking American, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: Sorry, sir. Let's see... (Takes out his abacus) Carry the seven, and...
  • Rico: Eh, let's use all of it! (He unloads a ton of C4 explosives, and blows them up, yet it still has no effect)...
  • Alex:... Okay, what gives?
  • Telthona: (Analyzes the metal on the door)... Hmm... Well, I guess their ingenuity is starting to pay off. This is a neutronium alloy. Extremely dense and tough to even the greatest of force.
  • Po: Yeesh, these guys just don't want this thing destroyed.
  • Kowalski: It seems to be open-able only from this keypad.
  • Zosimo: Step aside, I think I can hack this thing. (He takes out a small device and inserts a cord into the port)... Hmm... Let's see... Echo-class 5000 encryption? That seems a bit easy. Just give me a moment. (Does a few commands as they all waited aggravatingly for it). OH, BLAST IT! It wiped out everything! It's using Tau-class 60 security wipeouts. Any hacking will be invalidated. It's gonna take a higher level of this hacking device if we're gonna- (Gazelle used the keybalde to stab the metal door which it's powers melt the door into a worthless pile of nothing)...... Or just do that!
  • Icky: Jesus, that was FAR too easy.
  • Skipper: Move out! (They entered the lab)
  • Hawkens: (They went into the center of the lab as the laser was still being worked on by the scientists) ALIGHT, EVERYONE, YOU KNOW THE DRILL, STAND DOWN AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
  • A sciencetist panic and was about to set off the alarm, but was pounced by Thunderclap!
  • Thunderclap: "YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON AND I'M GONNA HAVE ALIEN BIRD FOR LUNCH?! YOU GOT THAT?!"
  • The Sciencetist wimpered like a cowerd!
  • Dr. Zpogg: "(Comes out of his office) WHAT IS GOING ON- (Sees the heroes)........ OH SHAZBOT!? (Flies straight to the control moduale)! It may not be 100% percent ready, but I have no choice! The Equilist Agenda must survive!?"
  • Dr. Zpogg pressed a few buttons!
  • Voice: "Astro-Laser Laungh inimate. Warning. Astro-Laser interior still not addiquite enough to survive against attacks. Are you sure you want to leave it as it is?"
  • Dr. Zpogg: "IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE NOT IN THE POSITION TO WORK ON IT MORE?! YES I AM SURE!? (Presses numbers) SET ASTRO-LASER TO ATTACK LIMID IN A COMPETELY UNINHAPITED VALLEY!?"
  • Voice: "Command accepted. Command shall be exicuted."
  • The Astro-Laser then begins to be launghed into the sky as it slowly rises up.
  • Dr. Zpogg: ".... You played well, Grand Council pets, but the Equilist Agenda survives reguardless of your-"
  • Icky punches Zpogg in the face, knocking him out!
  • Icky: ".... Egotisical asswipe."
  • Clifton: "It's not over yet, guys! One shot with (brings out the super gun from the start of the episode) this baby and it's a done deal!"
  • Suddenly, a random lazer fires into Clifton's hand as he screams lost his grip of the gun now being fling aside.
  • Clifton: "GAH, MY FREAKING HAND?!"
  • ???: "(Laughs gently)....... I am impressed on your progress and determination to surpass the Equilists..... It's admirable..... I just wish it was on our side instead."

Chapter 5: Confronting Master Equinox/Destroying the Astro-Laser

  • Clangs were heard, along side slow scrapings.
  • ???: "If only it was easy to make you all understand the impourence of the Equilist Agenda. If not even the over-zealiousness of Krunbus could convince you..... Then what hope could my more subtile way can do? It appears I have to waste such great potainional.... Just like with Jacoor and his ascendent."
  • Patrick: "Well bring it on! (Walks onto the center of the area) The Shell Louge Squad can handle any-"
  • A Silluetted figure pounced and flatted Patrick like a pancake!
  • Spongebob: "PATRICK!?"
  • As the dust settles, it reveiled Master Equinox standing on a cartoonishly flaten Patrick.
  • Patrick: "..... (Stupidly dazed) Your welcome."
  • Hawkens: "..... Who..... Who are you!?"
  • Master Equinox: "...... Perhaps an explanation is in order."
  • Master Equinox began to shape-swift into his original appearence....
  • Hawkens and his team gasped!
  • Hawkens: "..... No way..... Carnamarch? The hero of the Communist Wars!? Your..... Your alive...... AND BEHIND ALL OF THIS!?"
  • Skipper: "HOLY M.NIGHT SHAMULAN PLOTTWIST?!"
  • Equinox: "(Normal Voice) It's disappointing seeing a great hero like this, I know..... But hear me out."

Flashback.

  • (Equinox): "I was once the happiest bird ever with a Keucan. Her name was Jaleel. Our love was worthy for a cheesy historicly in-accreate movie. But then the communist war came, and as a millaterry member, I had to serve my contrey to protect her. I had promised that once I halted the communist uprising, I would return to her, and we would have a happier life afterwords. That thought alone, motivated me to be the one who personally ended the communist war, and cohersed their leader to ceased his actions. I then proceeded to hunt down every single Communist splinter cell I was able to get up until the 4/10 tragity. I was requested to ignor the one remaining cell group in faver to combat a new enemy.... One not native to this world. I was hoping for at least a brief reunion with my beloved before being made to once again fight another war.... But then..... I saw the horrors..... Of the land I loved being gone."
  • Keubrics and Keucans were agruing and hating eachother.
  • (Equinox): "Their unity, gone. Their trust for eachother..... Shattered into nothing..... Their co-operation..... Tarnish..... And Crotson..... (ANGERLY) CROTSON!?"
  • Crotson was seen proudly over-looking the preperations for The Wall building.
  • (Equinox): ".... Did, NOTHING, to stop it?! He, turned our beautiful city, into a devided, disjointed dystopia! But that was not the worse of it all!"
  • Equinox stared shocked at the building of an Astro-Laser.....
  • (Equinox): "He, was tampering with these illegal monstrosities known to all of the universes as the Astro-Lasers! I cared not of his desires to weaken their dangerious power to only destroy the bases of our enemies, this act, was deplorable?! Natrolly, after a conversation that never went anywhere, I left the service and vanished without a trace.... I then returned to Xanzabar Island and found the location of the sacred cave the last Splinter Cell was hiding.... They were, understandingly cautious of seeing me."
  • Equinox was confronted by the silluetted fat handicaped bird leader, who finally reveils himself to be an aged general.
  • Equinox: "..... Jal'Maroan..... I know I am the last ever guy you wanted to see..... But please, hear me out..... The Keuca I grew up with, the Keuca you grew up with, the Keuca we all grew up with..... Is ruined by a careless idiot and threats worse then what the Communist War, or even the war against King Pox could've offered. The age of Unity, has died. Replaced by a horrend age of devision and hate! Worse off, Crotson is planning to violate a USRA law against the Astro-laser! He foolishly intents to use those monsterious weapons, for the purpose of ridding our people of those that harmed us, over taking a tragity too seriously!? I would not ask for your aide if this was not a serious matter! Please! I need aide in stopping Crotson.... He took the love of my life from me..... He ruined my happy life..... I, have nothing to return to...... He ruined our paradise and home...... I.... I am not the same war hero who caused your leader to lose his luster..... I..... I have no guidence..... I.... I am lost......"
  • Jal'Maroan: "......... Your story speaks to me, and touched me..... You earned my sympathy, and some trust. But keep in mind that cause of the loss of the other Splinter Cells, let alone our original leader, it's obvious that the Keummunists are not strong enough. Kemmunisum is done as a philosify. We're done as a legit threat to anyone."
  • Equinox: "...... Then I will help you evolve into a new one. One stronger then what Communlar wished to have atthived."
  • Jal'Maroan: "..... (Smiled).... Consider the rest of my trust.... Earned."
  • Equinox and Jal shoke wings.
  • (Equinox): "I have then agreed to embrace Jal'Maroan's powerful project for the ultamate being. I embraced many exspeariments..... One of biological nature......"
  • Equinox was injected by a mutantive serum.
  • (Equinox): "Another of machine."
  • Equinox was being covered by nanobot machines.
  • (Equinox): "Another, of the power of dark island magic of the dead."
  • Equinox was subjugated into a necromorthic ritual.
  • (Equinox): "Finally.... After my will proved stronger then the worse of these exspeariments..... I, drank the magic blood of the Sleeping Gods' foundton."
  • Equinox was given a sacred cup of the sacred blood and drank from it, completeing the form he has now.
  • (Equinox): "The bird who I was, became someone stronger..... Master Equinox...... Eventally, Jal-Maroan desided that I was a worthy heir to take over the splinter cell that will become the Equilists, feeling that the time he came from is done, and wished to fade away with it. His peaceful end, marked the birth of the Equilists. And started our mission to bring forth, the Equilist Agenda."

Flashback ends with a littler bang from the Astro Laser!

  • Equinox: "I, became a science created immortal being, made from the natures of biology, machery, necromancy, and finally, the power of gods themselves."
  • Hawkens: "But weren't you afraid of outliving Miss Jaleel?"
  • Equinox: "(Chuckles)..... I took care of that problem. (Presses some buttons on himself to activate a wall going up to reveil a cryogenicly frozen Jaleel)...... I had the Equilists to "select" her to be place in cryo-statis until the Equilist Agenda is met. I didn't wanted to outlive her. So she is kept from being taken away by time until she can be released and be made immortal by the Blood Foundton. We will live togather forever, in a reunited Keuca world. My tragic story of woe, (flies up to the cryo chamber and sadfully touches the tank, viewing his sleeping lover)...... Ends happly ever after."
  • Hawkens: "...... Carm, I feel where your coming from. You were unfairly robbed from your girl because of things you couldn't control.... It wasn't right of Crotson to neglect our unity for anything, even if it's to punish the enemies of Keuca..... Your life is indeed a walking tragity..... But...... Not being able to be with your girl, isn't the biggest part of it..... IT'S YOU FALLING FROM GRACE AS A RESPECTED HERO!?"
  • Equinox: "Who said I ever fell from grace? Perhaps I'm not being the kind of hero people prefer and market the hell out of, but be glad I am not something like those over-zealious clowns of the VA! They were the ones who lost sight of what they truely wanted! They turned from just wanting some justice for a few unfairities of life, whether reacting negitively to not becoming the one who is beloved by all or whatever mundane reason, to becoming congurors, fanactics, or just pitifully psycotic! The Equilists, stayed true to our one and only goal through and through! After we reunite Keuca, we have no plans to congure the universe or any other stupid nonsense like that! No! Our real goal is the one we after! After the Equilist Agenda is complete, we will silently fade away as if we never happen! Reuniting the world is our sole ultermaum. If you heroes were afraid we were more then that, then be relieved that we're not after some typical villain goal of conquest or just being anarchial."
  • Hawkens: "Your real goal is besides the point, Equinox?! Fact of the matter is: You hurt people!? You caused mass hysteria!? You cased the Astro Laser crisis to happen!? You made everyone hate and fear Keuca! No one would never look kindly to us ever since?!"
  • Equinox: "Oh don't act like that wouldn't've happen anyway if we left Crotson to his devices. Those unfortunate consinquences were ineditable had Crotson been the one to laungh an astro-laser. All I'm guilty of is just jump-starting it. It would've happened anyway. It was never our intention for that Gyelics idiot to cause a bit of a stir over Crotson! Everything that happened was an ineditability! Crotson's Astro Lasers, would've inspired the same negitive feelings we got today! All I have commited, was proving a point. You can judge our intentions all you want, but you can't deny what we did, did indeed changed everything! We had rid Keuca of Crotson, and even now, your father and miss Nicemile's father are showing signs of reconsidering continuing the devided age.... They just needed to be given a forceful push.... And nothing would garrentie that better, then by framing Lazphon of unleasing a secret Astro Lazer project onto the planet Limid as a test to prove it's worth against Iallog and Bengren."
  • Hawkens: "NO, FREAKING, WAY!?"
  • Equinox: "Oh indeed! With Lazphon's infamous lier status, the fact that he hates the Legion for their actions against Keuca, and the fact he has threaten to make an Astro Laser before, makes him a prime canadate for framing! He'll have NO crediability what's so ever! He'll be arrested and exicuted just like Crotson! Then the Legion will force the Keubrics by law to reunite with the Keucans to make sure these events never happen again! That is how the Equilist Agenda will be completed!"
  • Hawkens: "BUT LIMID IS A HARMLESS CAMPING PLANET THAT NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO KEUCA?!"
  • Equinox: "That didn't stopped Crotson from originally considering it as a practice dummy on how to single out Keuca's enemies! And it's likely Lazphon considered the same thing! Trust me, the Astro Laser will only attacked a remote location away from any major and minor camp-sites! All that will accure is Limid becoming the next planet to have an unattractive hole on it! And we modiived the Astro-Laser enough to only be strong enough to cause a giant hole, but not to the point it risks the stability of the planet again. See, we DID learned our lesson from last time. We're not COMPLETE monsters."
  • Hawkens: WE WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS!!! (He tries to reach for the Plasmagun, but Equinox, turning back to his ultamate form, uses optic blasts to destroy it, and then pounces onto Hawkens and starts strangling him!)
  • Lucky: "HAWKS!?"
  • Stephenie: "HAWKENS!"
  • The Group tries to intervine, but Equinox blasted a line of fire that blocks out the heroes!
  • Equinox: You're not laying a feather on that Astro-Laser, Hawkens! I've come too far to let it all be ruined by a bunch of dumb animals!
  • Skipper: DUMB ANIMALS?!? WHY I OUGHTTA- (He is zapped Equinox's eye shooting electrisity) HOT-CHA-CHA-CHA?!
  • Equinox: Say hi to your ansistery for me, boy! (He prepares for the attack)
  • Stephanie: NOOO!!! (Suddenly, a laser was shot in his eye)
  • Equinox: DAAHHHHH!! (The eye malfunctioned) AAA-AAA-AAAAOOOOWWCCCCCHHH!!! WHO DARES INTERFERE?!?
  • Goashcon: (He and his squad arrived with a freed Elder Hannibal and a restrained Krunbus and Clawla) That's enough, Equinox! Surrender now!
  • Equinox: Oh, well if it isn't the commander of the air force.... You have any idea how expendsive it is to repair lazer eyes? Espeically when it's a unigte commodity I process?!
  • Goashcon: I said stand down! Don't make us shoot you!
  • Equinox: (Chuckles)..... I possess true immortality, commander. All you'll end up doing is wasting ammo.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, we can still beat you!
  • Cowl: Yeah! I mean, we got this bucket of sacrificed blood that we're gonna use to banish you to hell for good!
  • Tracy: COWL!!! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEING DISCREET?!?
  • Cowl:... Oopsy.
  • Hawkens: COWL, YOU MIGHT'VE COST US THE VICTORY!!!
  • Equinox: Oh, I knew all along. The scent of virgin animal blood is unmistakeable.... All your idiot friend did was confirm what I already knew. But all the more reason to declare this.... You all are not going to get out of this room alive! (Flies over and presses the button the scientist tried to push before)
  • Voice: WARNING! WARNING! UNAUTHORIZED BREACH IN THE ASTRO-LASER LAB! INITIALIZNG LOCKDOWN PROTOCOL! (All the openings are breached by metal barricades covered with energy fields, though at the price of freeing the heroes from the sheild that trapped them, and turrets surround the area) NOW NEUTRALIZING THE THREAT! (Xandy tried to fire, but the turrets reacted faster and she dodged quickly as the turrets opened fire on the heroes as they scattered)
  • Clifton: Okay, this is getting out of hand! (Took out his Wolbfe blaster rifle) Ricochet!
  • Gun Voice: Ricochet mode activated! (He fires several ricocheting blasts that knocks out the turrets, but not before one of them manages to take a direct hit to Goashcon)
  • Goashcon: DAAAHH!!! (He fell to the ground with a large bleeding wound in his chest)...
  • Hawkens: GOASHCON!! NO!! (Flies over to him) Sir! Are you okay?
  • Goashcon: I have a hole in my chest! That's a strong indicater that my well being is compromised, Hawkens!
  • Hawkens: "You're right, stupid question to ask."
  • Goashcon: Urrrgh! I won't last long without support! You have a medical unit?
  • Hawkens: I can lend you one of my STIMS, sir.
  • Goashcon: Do it! (He injects the STIM into Goashcon)...
  • Hawkens: There! That should stop the pain until the wound heals up.
  • Goashcon: Great! Now I can- (He tries to get up, but his back breaks, causing him to fall down again) Gurgghh! I feel that... The wounds might've... Done a huge toll to my already-weakening spine.
  • Hawkens:... Sir!... You can still fight, right?
  • Goashcon: I don't think I can! Just leave me here while my squad tends to me! (Coughs blood)...
  • Hawkens:... (Looks angrily at Equinox)... I'm going to make you pay for that!
  • Equinox: Oh, please, the bastard had it coming for taking my eye! An eye for an eye, as they say. Ok, tecnecally, it was his chest and now his spinal cords, but I think it conpinsates for my expensive eye repair.
  • Hawkens: YOU CALL HARMING A MILITARY GENERAL HEROIC?!?
  • Equinox: "Heroisum" and "Villainy" are really only suggestive. That applies espeically to millaterry life, kid. There's no true heroes or villains. It's only the matter of who's side your on. He's just on the less-benifictal side. And ultamately, when it comes to the uniting of the Keucans and Keubrics, and the happily ever after I've always wanted, no enemy is ammuned to my brand of punishment. Jaleel would've, and always did, understood the sacrivices the millaterry make every day. She'll forgive every harsh action, every questionable misdeed I made. She trusts me. I trust her. That is what the unity is about.
  • Hawkens: Are you kidding me? Do you REALLY think she's going to want to stay with you after all you've done? You killed innocent people, and tampered with illegal technology, which makes you hypocritical since you said it was the shorce of your damn problems to begin with! Nobody in their right mind would like you after all that! Not even your girlfriend- (Equinox pinned him down) DAHHH!!!... Ok, may've pushed a major button there.
  • Equinox: HOW DARE YOU?!? I AM DOING THIS ALL FOR HER!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK OF HER LIKE THAT!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU OR ANYONE ELSE UNDO ALL MY HARD WORK!!
  • Hawkens: Well, too bad! You've already ruined yourself, and ruined any chance of having your 'happily ever after'. If you blow a hole on Limid, do you think that she's going to let that slide? (Equinox growled)..... Oh god, why do I keep dragging his girlfriend into this?
  • Equinox: Enjoy your words, Hawkens! Because they WILL be your last! (Charges up his remaining eye for an optic blast until Hawkens bit his foot) OWCH!! HOW CAN THAT EVEN BE POSSABLE, IT'S COVERED IN METAL?!
  • Hawkens: I practiced with biting onto metal! My beak musles can even dent the strongest Starbot in the VA's arsenal! THIS ENDS HERE AND NOW!!! I'LL DESTROY THAT ASTRO-LASER, OR DIE TRYING!!
  • Equinox: Then I'll enjoy watching you die trying! You gave me the opition after all.

(This music plays as the two began to fight)

SONG Hikari no Willpower - (Fauxchestral Battle Mix) TRUNKS VS CELL DBZA

SONG Hikari no Willpower - (Fauxchestral Battle Mix) TRUNKS VS CELL DBZA

  • Equinox: "(While fighting Hawkens) Be honest, boy! Even with the slow rate it's going, the Astro Laser has already entered the sky! Soon enough, it'll reach space by the time this fight ends!"
  • Hawkens: "WE HAVE SHIPS YOU KNOW, DINKUS?! WE'LL BLAST THE THING OUT OF THE SKY!?"
  • Equinox: "It's got some antimatter shielding and neutronium coating that makes it immune to ship fire! Even the parts where it's not shielded nor where indestructible armor wasn't able to be implanted is incapable of be destroyed thanks to self-repairing nanobots! The Astro-Laser is basicly an indestructible force! (Grabs Hawkens by the wing) JUST, LIKE, ME!?"
  • Equinox tossed Hawkens straight into a wall!
  • Equinox: "Aw come on now, lad! Please don't tell me this is how the new generation fights now! Honestly, even your girlfriend fights better then yo-"
  • Hawkens: LEAVE STEPHANIE OUT OF THIS! HYAH! (He attacks, but Equinox catches his punch, and punches him in the chest) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!... (Equinox then spins him, then grapples him to the ground) DOOF!!
  • Equinox: You are pathetic! I expected more of a challenge from you, boy! And yet you're from the same family that had the one that stood up to Gyelics?
  • Hawkens: GRRRGH!!!! DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY FAMILY IN VAIN!!! (Takes out a blaster and every single one of them ricocheted away)...
  • Equinox: (Scoffs) Well, so much for your family name! Seriously, what part of 'true immortality' don't you understand?
  • Hawkens: I WAS AIMING FOR THE OTHER EYE, YOU PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A WAR HERO!! (Reloads the gun until Equinox smacks it out of his wing)
  • Equinox: Ok, it was personal enough as it is when you dragged Jaleel into this, now your just being a disrespectful punk! (He grabs him by the throat and smacks him into a wall, sliding him across it until Hawkens kicked him in the stomach, with no real effect...)..... And just what did that hoped to accomplish boy? I'm made of metal, durable semi-dead flesh and god power. All you did was made yourself look like a damn- (Hawkens got out of close contact and continued to fight, managing to overwhelm Equinox to a degree, knocking Equinox into yellow explosive barrels that explode, yet do no damage to the immortal Equinox)....... Ok, admitingly, my own fault for yapping my gums of.
  • Hawkens:... That might not have done a lot of damage, nor any damage at all, but DAMN, did it feel good!
  • Equinox: Oh, please, boy, all you did was give the Astro-Laser time.
  • Hawkens: "Why do you act like you still have a chance at this?! You basicly lost?!"
  • Equinox: "Did I? Or was I really just playing you so I can have a better understanding of your true cababilities?"
  • Hawkens: "Wha-, what? No, your, your lying! Your just trying to scare me!?"
  • Equinox: "Young Hawkens, if you had an actual chance against me, those barrols would done legit damage. But instead, you just caused needless property damage and ruined Zpogg's lab. You never really had a chance."
  • Hawkens: "THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THE LAST COUPLE OF MINUTES?!"
  • Equinox: "Giving you a sporting chance..... And pity."
  • Hawkens rages out and charged at Equinox, but then Equinox grabbed him, pinned him down, and held him by the wings!
  • Equinox: "...... Do you know the pain your average insect goes through when it's wings are torn off?"
  • Equinox pulls violently on Hawkens' wings as Hawkens gives a blood-cuddleing scream!
  • Stephenie: "RADCLIFF!?"
  • Cracks and rips are heard as the shadow of Equinox was seen yanking Hawkens' wings off!
  • Donkey fainted, as did Private!
  • Tracy looked away, unable to afford watching her brother's torment!
  • Icky: "JESUS?!"
  • RIP?! CRACK?!
  • Equinox was dropped the fallen wings of a hero.
  • Equinox: "...... May that remind you to respect powers greater then you, boy."
  • Equinox leaves the de-winged Hawkens.
  • Hawkens: "...... WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING!?"
  • Equinox: "..... You don't deserve a soldier's death, boy. You desrespected me, brought in someone that has nothing to do with anything, embarrised my entire forces, and almost ruined Keuca's hope for unity..... You barely even deserve death. You could've been a fine addition to the Equilists.... Now, your just another congured obsicle. Your lack of respect lead to this fall, boy. You should've just sticked to fighting extremeists from a warring dessert planet, kid."
  • Equinox presses the buttons on himself to undo all the concelments in the building, pretty much making the entire room open.
  • Stephenie: "Wha, wha, what are you doing now?! Didn't you say that you were gonna kill us off?!"
  • Equinox: "I would, but I felt the damage is done. No army would dare stand up to a force as great as this. I can already detect traces of fear in some of you."
  • Spongebob and Patrick were shaking nerviously!
  • Equinox: "At this point, it be like fighting a bunch of weak, scared, little herd animals.... Like, (Points to Gazelle) her."
  • Gazelle looked offended.
  • Gazelle: "..... Excuse me?"
  • Equinox: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you hard of hearing? I said fighting you bunch would be like fighting a bunch of weak, scared, little herd animals like you, Horn-Head......"
  • Gazelle got incredably offended!
  • Missing Link: "Ohhhhh shit."
  • Duke: "BIG MISTAKE, YA BUZZARD!? HORN-HEAD'S A RACIAL SLUR WHERE SHE COMES FROM?! I DARE YOU TO SAY IT TO HER FACE?!"
  • Equinox quickly confronted Gazelle, un-fazing to the bird's great size.
  • Equinox: "..... Horn-Head."
  • Gazelle: "......... Ya know something? I wanted to sympathes with you, and argueably still do. You are only out to bring back the Keuca you loved, and repair the damage an irrespondsable idiot caused. (Begins walking torwords the contained duo) Krunbus felt his tribe was dishonered. This one, (Touches Clawla for a bit and understands the full story)..... Clawla, felt she was robbed of her mother and family. And I can only guess what was Jacoor's motivations.... Perhaps just another Crotson hater? Or maybe he wanted to bring back the Keuca he loved as well? And what of the other war heroes said to be involved?"
  • Equinox: "Unsuccessful exspeariments. They either end up as mutants, deranged bio-bots, the undead, or a hidious cross of these. In fact, Jacoor and I were the only successful ultamate beings."
  • Gazelle: "I meant in terms of what they wanted out of all this."
  • Equinox: "Oh like what any equilist wanted! To bring unity back into Keuca!"
  • Gazelle: "And you do this through what you are going to commit? Using a desistating weapon from space against a planet that can't fight back? Ultamately, what good is having a unity back when the universe reacts in fear and hatred to the word Keuca?"
  • Equinox: "The reunion age will be a time to heal those wounds! The Keucans know how to win ANYONE over!"
  • Gazelle: "That does not imply the kind of damage you did is easily repaired. Getting people over pain like this is not something that can be quickly fixed, even with a better age. Time may heal all wounds, but it is not a quick healer. Keuca would end up living in infamy for a long time, before even many generations of ambassitors can finally be able to fix what was done."
  • Equinox: "I never said it was a quick progress. Only that any of this hatred on this planet is not absolute. It might last a long time, but it'll never be periment. Everything I did for this planet, was for two things..... The planet that I loved, and the woman I loved. After I complete my goals, I'll gladly hang up my mantel to live alone with Jaleel with solice in a reunited age. As said before. Conquest and power is beneath me. I don't plan world domination or even something as small as ruling a tri-island area! I am just a good soldier trying to fix what a worthless polotision has done!? I, was following my heart?!"
  • Elder Hannibal: "...... Here's where your statement becomes confusing.... Soldiers, follows orders. Warriors, follow thier hearts. And you? Your not a warrior. You are a soldier..... A soldier following the orders of your misguided mindset, deluded to the truths in front of you. You have hurt others for misguided intentions through ill-gotten ways. You even allowed yourself to become something un-natrol."
  • Equinox: "NOBODY SAID BECOMING THE ULTAMATE BEING WAS SOMETHING NATURE HAD PLANNED?!"
  • Gazelle: "Nature? Let me tell you something about nature. Nature, is not about becoming the most powerful being in the universes or to have the most control...... It's about living your life to it's fullest potainional, to inspire others to care about life and to make real efferts to make it better. You? You failed to live up to the kind of person you can truely be. Instead..... You desided to become a beastly, artifictal shell of your former glory."
  • Equinox: "..... Ok, I think I have JUST ENOUGH OF YOUR IMPUDENT FACE?!"
  • Equinox charged and was about to smack he down, but to his surprise, she grabbed his wings with a surprisingly strong and damaging grip!
  • Gazelle smacked Equinox into the wall, showing true damage!
  • Equinox: "..... Wha..... Wha..... What is this?!...... REAL, ACTUAL DAMAGE!? AND A FROM A BARNITY-EQSE THING?! (Looks at Gazelle)..... WHAT, ARE YOU?!"
  • Gazelle: "...... I'm Gazelle, of Zootopia..... Pop Star, Rights Fighter, and the Uniter of the universes."
  • Equinox: "....... I don't know what secret millaterry drug you are on, but I will not be surpassed by a freaking alien!?"
  • Equinox charged again, but this time, Gazelle brought out her keyblade, and began to do fight him off almost over-poweringly, doing serious and real damage to him!
  • Hawkens saw this as his friends, sister, and Stephenie got to him!
  • Hawkens: "..... Are, you, kidding me? That super-model got to kick ass and I end up getting my wings yanked off? I got jipped by life! Agh!?"
  • Stephenie: "Shhh! It's ok, Radcliff..... You fought your hardest, and that's all that matters."
  • Equinox was smacked straight into the center of the Astro Laser's empty laungh pad!
  • Equinox was greatly damaged, even the skull suffered a beating.....
  • Equinox: "...... I'll, be, damned...... I, am actselly given someone actselly greater then me..... (Laughs)...... That REALLY makes me wish I can be able to win you over to my side..... But though you can damage my body, even your power can't ultamately destroy me. True Immortality, is not something even a powerful space messiah from another universe can harm.... I commend the effort though....."
  • Gazelle places the keyblade away.
  • Gazelle: "The intention wasn't to destroy you..... It was only to weaken you enough to keep you from being able to avoid justice....."
  • Equinox: "What are you talking abou-..... (Realises that the Lougers and the Ha are missing....) Where, ARE THEY!?"
  • Gazelle: "The Lougers went to take the blood to the Blood Foundton in the caverns undereath your base, while the HA will seek out your weapon. We basicly outclassed you in your own sytile."
  • Equinox: "..... (Laughs)..... Admirably clever lot..... But even the pits of hell, can never held me back!? There's another power greater then being immortal?! MY LOVE FO JALEEL!? THAT LOVE WILL MOTIVATE ME TO ESCAPE FROM HELL ITSELF!? DISBANING THE EQUILIST CAUSE WILL NEVER BE PERIMENT?!"
  • Stephenie was seen by the cryo device.
  • Stephenie: ".... Well, in that case, let's see if your lady friend feels the same way!? THIS IS FOR MESSING WITH MY LOVE LIFE MORE THEN ONCE, YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH?!"
  • Stephenie began to pressed the buttons that would awake Jaleel from her sleep.
  • Equinox: "NO?! (Equinox quickly attempts to change into his normal form, but Elder Hannibal casted a spell that stops this) GAAAH?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME, YOU DISPICABLE ELDER!?"
  • Elder Hannibal: "I cursed you to be stuck in that monsterious form your in. You will not be allowed to snake your way out of this."
  • Equinox:... YOU SON OF A BITCH! (Grabs Hannibal) I DEMAND YOU REVERSE IT, OR I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK!!
  • Elder Hannibal: Too late! She's already waking up. (Jaleel was seen waking up)
  • Equinox: "...... NO?! NO!? (Equinox tries to escape)!"
  • Shou-Lin intersected and smacked him back to the ground!
  • Jaleel:... Wha... Where... Where am I?
  • Stephanie: Ms. Jaleel, I think SOMEBODY would like to talk to you.
  • Equinox: DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING TO HER!!
  • Jaleel:... C... Carn? Is that you? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!? And what's this she said about you wanting to talk to me?
  • Equinox: SHE KNOWS NOTHING!!
  • Jaleel: Oh, I don't think so! Judging by how you look, I think you DO want to talk to me!
  • Stephanie: I suggest you tell her, Equinox!
  • Equinox: I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!?
  • Elder Hannibal: (Sighs) He's trying to use an Astro-Laser on Limid to try and reunite the Keucan and Keubrics-
  • Equinox: SILENCE, YOU OLD FOOL!? I AM JUST TRYING TO-
  • Jaleel: (Grabs him by the beak) Alright, Carn, that's enough lying! Is all that they said true or not?
  • Equinox:... Please don't get mad!
  • Jaleel: Why shouldn't I? Illegal technology? Doing harm to a planet that did nothing to us? Is there anything ELSE I should know?
  • Stephanie: YES! He framed President Crotson for an Astro-Laser attack on Bengren-
  • Equinox: SILENCE!!
  • Stephanie:... And got him executed, had most of the staff working on his own astro-laser killed or taken from their homes-
  • Equinox: DON'T YOU F****** IGNORE ME! (He tries to fire his eye rays, but Jaleel stood in the way, scaring him into backing off!)
  • Hawkens:... Then he turned that last splinter cell into the Equalists.
  • Equinox:... Honey... Please, I can explain!
  • Jaleel: No you can't!
  • Equinox: YES I CAN! THIS WAS ALL FOR THE GOOD OF OUR WORLD! THIS WAS ALL TO END THE SEPARATION AND ENSURING IT WOULD NEVER LAWFULLY SEPARATE US AGAIN!!! I DID ALL THIS BECAUSE I LOVED YOU!! (Starts to show signs of crying) I did all this because... Because... Because you were the only thing that meant something to me! I lost you once... I would be CRUSHED if I lost you again!
  • Jaleel:... You know what? You just did! After all that you have done to this world and others, you can FORGET about our relationship!
  • Equinox: But I-
  • Jaleel: Don't ever speak to me again! We're through!
  • Equinox:......
  • Equinox turned away from the group and looked at the Astro-Laser.......
  • Equinox: "........ Then, everything I did..... Has become meaningless. The Equilist Agenda..... Has lost all meaning....."
  • Equinox pressed a few buttons on him, and once so, in where the Astro-Laser was, already near Limid, it stopped before it could hover on top of it.
  • Lucky: "What ddi ya do this time?"
  • Equinox: "...... I stopped the Astro-Laser from proceeding with it's mission....... It has no use to me now that the only one I would do this for, forsakened me. The Equilists failed their mission before it had the chance to reach it's climax....... And I'll be sent to hell, knowing that the only woman that loved me, hates me now, and I sacriviced even a great legacy of ending a war..... For nothing..... The Seperation Age will never end......."
  • Jaleel felt like she wounded him too badly.
  • Lucky: ".... WHEW! That's a relief. I thought he was gonna go insane and flip-out!"
  • Cowl: "..... Now look who's the offencive one."
  • Clawla and Krunbus, and every single Equilist Sciencetist, even Zpogg, were surprised by the end result of what happened.
  • Zpogg: "..... Master, what, what are you doing? Your just, giving up on the cause?"
  • Equinox: "The cause failed before it can happen, Zpogg. The Equilist Agenda has failed......"
  • Zpogg: "...... I..... I gave up a promising career in science for this day! You..... You said we just do what was nessersary, and then, then everything were revert to as if the seperation never happened...... You..... You said you were gonna champion unity!"
  • Equinox: "I was nothing but a fool who allowed himself to become too much of a hot-headed Keubric with rediculious dreams.... The Reunion age will never happen.... It was your own mistake to take me seriosuly."
  • Zpogg: "...... You...... You......... YOU, IGNORMAIMUS FRAUD!? (Brings out a remote control) I, AM GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU?! MY FAMILY WILL DISOWNED ME?! MY NAME IN SCIENCE A SHAM!? A LEGACY OF ATTHIVEMENTS?! GONE?! I HELPED CREATED A SUPER WEAPON, FOR NOTHING?! NOTHING?!"
  • Zpogg pressed the button that caused Equinox to get electrafived out of control, as Equinox screamed in pain!
  • Equinox started to fall into pieces until he is rendered to be a powerless head.
  • Gazelle: "..... WHAT, DID YOU DO TO HIM!?"
  • Zpogg: "The Emergeny fell apart system! Designed to "disable" Equinox when in case THIS happens! I never wanted to have to do this to him, but this group went TOO far for it! I, DO NOT, WANT TO BE PART OF A PLANET THAT HATES ME!? (Gets to the Control Panal and presses a few buttons)!"
  • Computer: "New commands initsiated! Operation: Planet Suicide Commence. Having Astro Laser fire straight at the planet causing an unstoppable explosion! Laser will be fired in 30 minutes and counting."
  • Zpogg: Ugh, I wish that counter could be much shorter if it wasn't for those evacuation terms.
  • Tracy: "YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY OUR OWN HOME!?"
  • Zpogg: "IF KEUCA WOULD RATHER STAY DEVIDED AND INTO HATING ME?! (BRINGS OUT A GUN AND BROUGHT IT TO HIS HEAD) I WILL NOT BE APART OF IT?!"
  • Hawkens: "DON'T!? ZPOGG, I'LL PROMISE I'LL HAVE MY DAD PARDON YOU FROM ALL THIS!? JUST STOP THE COMMAND!?"
  • Zpogg: "EVEN IF I WANTED TO, I CAN'T?! THIS OPERATION CAN'T BE REVERSED!? KEUCA IS GONNA DIE IN FLAMES!? AND YOU HEROES ARE BETTER OFF LEAVING THEN SUFFERING THE END!? I RATHER DIE OBSCURED THEN TO BE KNOWN A DISGRACE?! FAIR THY WELL, CRUEL-"
  • Lucky punches Zpogg out cold!
  • Lucky: "..... That Icky guy was right, what an egotisical asswipe."
  • Jaleel was holding Equinox's disembodied head.....
  • Jaleel: "...... Carn....... I'm sorry it had to end this way...."
  • Equinox: "(Malfuntions) I-i-i-i-i-i-I'm, 6251412932626443, ehehehehehehehehhehehehe, sorry, too......" (He shuts down completely)
  • Jaleel:...No!...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Cries) This is all my fault! If I had just-
  • Hawkens: Jaleel, it's not your fault!
  • Cowl: Yeah, I mean, who WOULDN'T wanna leave him after all he did?
  • Jaleel: (Cries harder)
  • Lucky:...NOW whose the-
  • Cowl: SHUT UP!
  • Hawkens: Uh, could somebody help me out? I can't get up without my wings!
  • Tracy: Don't worry, they can be reattached. We'll just put you in a healing tank afterwards.
  • Hawkens:...Can you do that to Goashcon?
  • Tracy: Racliff, you know that's a risky move. If he is to suffer the same affliction again, it will kill him. He's getting pretty old, you know.
  • Hawkens:...So...he won't be able to fight again?
  • Tracy: I'm sorry, but that might be the case.
  • Jaleel: But...but what about me? Will...will I ever see Carn again? I still can't help but blame myself for causing his death! I want him back! I wanna live happily ever after with him!
  • Elder Hannibal: I'm afraid he may be long gone by now. There doesn't seem to be anything we can do.
  • Jaleel: (Gets teary-eyes)... (Takes Zpogg's gun) I'm coming with you, Carn! (Puts the gun in her mouth)
  • Cowl: EW, DON'T PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH, YOU BIG BABY!!!
  • Gore: (Shrieks)
  • Stephanie: JALEEL, NO! (Smacks the gun out of her hands) I think there actually MAY be a chance.
  • Jaleel: *Sniff*...What?
  • Stephanie: Look! (He sees that the head of Equinox has organic material on it)...
  • Jaleel:...What?
  • Stephanie: See the organic material on it?
  • Jaleel: Yeah, why-...Wait...you mean...(Strangle-hugs Stephanie) OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! I WOULD NEVER HAVE NOTICED THAT!!! (Takes the head and runs out)
  • Elder Hannibal:... Care to explain her excitement?
  • Stephanie: The organic material on the head means that Carn can be cloned into a normal Xulture again. (Zpogg woke up and noticed the gun right near him)
  • Elder Hannibal: Cloning, huh?
  • Lucky: Uh, guys, if you hadn't noticed, A LASER IS ABOUT TO STRIKE THE PLANET BECAUSE OF SOME DUMBASS SUICIDAL EGOTIST!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING NOW!!!
  • Gazelle: Don't worry! I'll be sure to end that thing before- (Suddenly, she quickly used her keyblade to defend against a laser shot from Zpogg!)..... Ok, interupting people is RUDE! Trying to shoot people is worse!
  • Zpogg: "GAHHHH, WHAT IS WITH YOU!? FIRST YOU OVER-WEALMED AND RUINED THE ULTAMATE BEING, NOW THIS!?"
  • Gazelle: "Hey your the one who killed him! Wait, speaking of which, how did you do that, wasn't he suppose to be immortal?"
  • Zpogg: "HE'S NOT DEAD, YOU IDIOTS!? HE'S ONLY SHUT DOWN UNTIL HE CAN BE RE-PROGRAMED!?"
  • Jaleel's voice: "I HEARD THAT AND IT MAKES ME FEEL ALITTLE MORE BETTER!?"
  • Gazelle: "Oh..... But still, your kinda in major trouble for doing that, sir."
  • Zpogg: "I WON'T LET YOU HAVE THAT!? (POINTS THE GUN TO HIS HEAD, BUT SUDDENLY, THE GUN WAS DESTROYED BY EQUESTIAN MAGIC!?) NOOOO!? MY SWEET RELEASE!?"
  • Most of the Lougers were seen.
  • Icky: "HA! That sounded sexual!"
  • Zpogg: "THE LOUGERS!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUSY WITH THOSE SLEEPING GODS!?"
  • Icky: "Well we splited up into groups. One team does exactly that, while the rest see how Gazelle's fight with Equinox went. And WOW did the producer feel like a plot-twist master today."
  • Zpogg: "BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU INTERFEAR BEFORE!?"
  • Iago: "Well SOMEONE has to keep the other team and the Heroes Act in space aware of the situation! We're still gonna wake the Sleeping Gods to take care of this Equinox, and create a normal clone for Jaleel AND to make sure that foundton never gets involve in messes again!"
  • Zpogg: "IT'LL ALL BE POINTLESS?! THE ASTRO-LASER IS GONNA CRASH ON THE PLANET AND DESTROY ALL LIFE?!"
  • Gilda: "That would be like a toy crashing into a blouder, I mean, Keuca is CLEARLY bigger then the astro-laser!"
  • Zpogg: "NOT LIKE THAT, YOU DOOFS?! IT WILL CRASH THROUGH AND BORROW INTO THE PLANET AND BLOW UP INTO THE CORE?!"
  • Po: "...... That's actselly abit more intimidating."
  • Cowl: I don't get it. How is that thing going to even BURROW into the core and explode? What, can it transform into a burrowing device and explode?
  • Zpogg: OH, I-JU-GA-MA, OH, FORGET HOW IT'S DONE, IT WILL JUST WORK LIKE THAT!!!
  • Lucky: Dude, for once, that's kind of a vital question, how WILL it do that?
  • Zpogg: JUST SHUT UP!!! I'M DESTROYING THIS PLANET, AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!!
  • Icky: "Mac, you realised they exicute guys for that sort've shit, right?"
  • Zpogg: "WHY DID YOU ALL THINK I WAS TRYING TO KILL MYSELF!?"
  • Trixie: "Your welcome, you egoist!"
  • Gilda: "Glass Houses, Trix. Glass Houses."
  • Stephenie: "Zpogg, I'll promise you'll be spare of any serious reporcautions, but I can't garrentie you'll be left out of paying a dept to socity. At least redeem this and many other mistakes by telling us how to stop this."
  • Zpogg: "IN CASE NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION, ONCE THE SUEISIDE OPERATION STARTS, IT CAN'T BE REVERSED!? YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO EITHER EVACUATE THE PLANET OR SOMEHOW DESTROY THE ASTRO-LASER BEFORE IT CAN COLLIDE WITH THIS PLACE!?"
  • Shifu: "Then consider yourself VERY fortunate the Heroes Act are more then willing to redeem your mistake FOR you!"

Space.

  • The Heroes Act Ship is seen chasing the Astro-Laser from Limid and admititly torwords Keuca!
  • Vancer: How are we gonna destroy it? If we just blow it up, the debris will rain down as fireballs and cause fiery havoc.
  • Clifton: "Not only are we without that sweet gun-"
  • Zosimo: "WHICH IS ALSO EXPENDSIVE!?"
  • Clifton: "But we're under equited to be able to keep a falling space station from hitting that planet!?"
  • Magnum: "And I fear the Grand Council's forces and the Legion won't make it in time to help stop this!"
  • Xandy: "...... I got an idea! Magnum, I need you to fire me directly at the Astro-Laser!"
  • Magnum: "WHAT!? Dare I ask for the reason?!"
  • Xandy: I think I may find a way to guide the Astro-Laser to a safe enough area where it can crash with no effects... As soon as I figure out how the HELL it's gonna just burrow into the core!
  • Hudson: XANDY, ARE YOU NUTS?!?
  • Xandy: Well, I'm a sea squirrel, so sometimes I am, and you might know that.
  • Hudson: It's too risky! How are you going to survive the crash?
  • Xandy: Oh, I'll land it right where my species can naturally thrive in and get used to.
  • Aurlena: You mean the sea?
  • Xandy: Pretty much. When I was young, I used to jump off a tall waterfall, so as soon as I can find a way to deprogram whatever makes it borrow, ease off the heat of it's atmospheric reentry, and guide it over an ocean, I'll make my coming escape.
  • Hudson: You really ARE nuts! How the hell are you supposed to navigate yourself across an ocean you're not even familiar with?
  • Xandy: Easy! Zosi, where's the astro-laser's impact coordinates?
  • Zosimo: Just on the southeast sector of the small continent of Nucktlia. Coordinates being near the Grand Barrier Reef, which is a mile off the shoreline.
  • Hudson: I still say it's crazy. If you're going to do this, I'm coming with you.
  • Xandy: I don't think that's a good idea. With the intensity and entry velocity, as well as your limited experience, I don't think you'll be able to fly properly. Looks like this is something I'll have to do alone.
  • Clifton: Well, you'll still need someone who's good with sabotage. So I'll have to join you.
  • Xandy: Are you sure?
  • Clifton: I've taken death-defying stunts like this before in my times fighting the Villains Act on Chimerum. Plus, I'm the only saboteur in this team that's just as acrobatic as you are. You'll DEFINITELY need my help if you're going to pull this off.
  • Xandy: Alright, alright, if you guys are gonna be worry worts about it, then fine.
  • Zosimo: I could agree with Hudson that this act is pretty risky. If I recall what Stephanie told us over the comlink, this astro-laser uses antimatter shields, is coated with neutronium, and the unprotected parts have nanobots to repair it.
  • Xandy: But it IS a space station that was incomplete, right? We'll find a way inside through the openings.
  • Hudson:...Uh, honey, you're starting to scare me a little bit.
  • Xandy: We'll be fine! Just meet us on the beach and we'll be there quicker than a barefoot gabnit crossin' a 10-lane highway.
  • Hudson:... Well... Okay, then.
  • Xandy: Alright! Wish us luck! (The Obrah opens it's back entrance)...
  • Clifton:...You sure you wanna go through with this despite the risk?
  • Xandy: Risk is my middle name! Okay, on my mark! 3, 2, 1, MARK! FIRE US MAGNUM!? (Magnum relucently fired the duo in a fast pace torwords the Astro-Laser.)...
  • Clifton: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A PLAN TO NAVIGATE US THROUGH THAT FLAMING BALL OF DEATH!!!
  • Xandy: JUST GRAB MY BACK!
  • Clifton: OH FOR THE LOVE OF KRAAN'S BLESSINGS, YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN, ARE YOU-
  • Xandy: JUST DO IT!! (He did that as Xandy quickly and gracefully navigated through the falling debris like she was flying) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Clifton: WHOA!!! WHAT THE HECK?!? I GUESS FREEFALLING WITH HUDSON IS STARTING TO PAY OFF!
  • Xandy: YEAH, IT HELPS A LITTLE BIT! NOW HANG TIGHT, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING IN HOT! (They continue to fly straight through the astro-laser debris field until they finally located an opening)...THERE'S AN OPENING! (Takes out her blaster) EXPLOSIVE!
  • Gun Voice: Explosive activated! (She fires it, and kicks it because of the falling towards the airlock, and it doesn't do that much damage)
  • Clifton:... I think I can handle this. Fusion Grenade!
  • Urion Gun Voice: Fusion Grenade activated! (He fires a yellow grenade, Xandy kicks it, and it creates a much bigger explosion that melts the airlock)
  • Xandy:...You know, I used to love you...now I'm starting to feel a tad bit jealous of you.
  • Clifton: Given your weaknesses, I'd expect you to say that. Now let's move! (They entered the airlock, and accessed the Astro-Laser)
  • Xandy:...Whew! See? That wasn't so hard.
  • Clifton: Well, not as hard as it's gonna be to reprogram this thing and get it to water.
  • Xandy: Let's go find that control panel!

(This music plays as they advanced)

The Lego Movie Videogame - The Final Showdown Mission Theme (Lord Business Battle)

The Lego Movie Videogame - The Final Showdown Mission Theme (Lord Business Battle)

  • Clifton:... XANDY, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND IT?!?
  • Xandy: We'll find it! (They both did gymnastic maneuvers across the vertically-inclined interior, and made it to the halls, and began running through going door to door)

Oprah Dropship

  • Hudson:...(Gulps)...I still think this is absolutely nuts!
  • Magnum: You haven't known her for as long as I have. Sure she can be a little... Well... She does have a few flaws to her. But when the going gets tough, she's always stepped up.
  • Hudson: SHE'S DARTING FACE-FIRST INTO A FLAMING ASTRO-LASER ABOUT TO CRASH INTO A PLANET AND CAUSE IT'S DESTRUCTION... Somehow! USUALLY ANY NORMAL HYDROCABIAIS WOULD BE TURNED INTO MUSH!
  • Magnum: If she can fight a genocidal dictator for THIS long, and give up eternal peace despite the past, she's proven that she's a strong girl. As a girl you've idolized and fell in love with, can you at least put your faith in her?
  • Hudson: I'm trying! I just can't stop fearing that something's gonna happen to her.
  • Samantha: You think you're the only one who is worried? I would be as worried about Clifton as you are of Xandy if I wasn't FULLY aware of his capabilities. I've watched them fight in the virtual training room. The two are evenly-matched in both gymnastics, martial arts, marksmanship, melee combat, versatility, ingenuity, and wits. The only differences are that Clifton has much more sophisticated equipment than Xandy.
  • Zosimo: It's true. Their record in battling simulated war machines are almost matched. Xandy's combat record is 6.5 out of 10 while Clifton's is 7 out of 10. Their skill seems to be pretty solid in terms of this situation.
  • Hudson: That still doesn't make me feel any better.
  • Magnum: "Hudson, if I wasn't sure of their abilities, would I have used my magic to fire them directly at the flaming death trap myself?"
  • Hudson: ".... No, you would not?"
  • Magnum: Then trust me! They're going to get through this.
  • Hudson:...Well...I'll try and give them faith.

Astro-Laser

  • Xandy: (They continued to flip across the halls until they found a door)...Well, this is the last door, so it's gotta be it! (They blasted the door open)...Oh, blast it! So many buttons! How are we supposed to figure this out in time!
  • Clifton: Hmm, I recognize this control matrix. It looks the same as those astro-lasers preserved in museums back on my home planet. I've visited that place so much, I've already learned what ALL the buttons do. (Does key-commands and a screen appears)...Let's see...uh, explain Operation: Planet Suicide details!
  • Computer: Access restricted! Voice not recognized.
  • Clifton: DAMN! I HATE it when they install voice recognition! (Shrugs)... Perhaps we SHOULD'VE brought Nanobyte after all.
  • Xandy: Oh, don't say that! If you've seen these things at museums, then you can hack them. Prove to that little squirt that we can do this kind of crap even without him!
  • Clifton:...Well...I'll try. (Opens the inner machinery)...Okay...let's see...I don't know, all these wires look the same! The AI that explained the history of disabling the displayed astro-laser said that security measures INCLUDING voice recognition are controlled by a green wire. The problem is, THERE'S FIVE GREEN F****** WIRES!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I CUT THE WRONG ONE?!? WE NEED THAT INFORMATION IF WE'RE GONNA DISABLE THE WHATCHAMACALLIT THAT ALLOWS THIS STUPID THING TO BURROW TO THE CORE!!! I KNOW ASTRO-LASERS USE NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY THAT GOES UP TO 900 QUADRILLION MEGATONS SINCE IT COMMONLY TAKES THAT MUCH ENERGY TO DESTROY EVEN A SUPER-PLANET,..... Even though it's possable this Astro-Laser has no nuclear abilities since the idea for this thing was just to freak people out, and using uranium would defeat that purpose, assently making this an over-gloriffived crater maker, BUT IF THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK JUST TO BURROW TO THE CORE AS IF IT WAS STYROFOAM, WE WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO-
  • Xandy: Wait... I think you may've just gave us the answers.
  • Clifton:... (Gets out) Yeah, maybe I had. I mean, this astro-laser seems to be shaped kinda like a drill. And I seemed to notice the glowing energy emitted by the laser's base. Now, since the Equilists didn't wanted people being INTENTIONALLY killed, whatever that engry is it's not nuclear.
  • Xandy: Yeah, we get the whole picture. I suggest the best way to prevent that is to turn the astro-laser around 180 degrees.
  • Clifton: Luckily, that's easy since every astro-laser space station comes with auxiliary thrusters like a space shuttle. (Does key-commands and rear thrusters are able to spin the astro-laser in the opposite direction)
  • Xandy: YEEEEE-HAH! Way to go, Cliff! (The two high-fived with their tails)
  • Clifton: Next step is to find a way to cool this baby during it's reentry. It's gotta have some kind of emergency plan in case this WASN'T supposed to happen.
  • Xandy: Uh, genius, the auxiliary thrusters are facing the surface! All we gotta do is take the bullath by the horns.
  • Clifton: (Laughs) Of course! As much as I hate female sea squirrels for being so goddamn generic, you at least make me feel a lot smarter! (Xandy kinda stares at him blankly)... Oh, come on, at least your still smarter than the generic ones! (He activates the auxiliary thrusters again, and the astro-laser stops in mid-fall and starts falling less-steeply)
  • Xandy:... Alright! Now we gotta get this behemoth above water! Then you and me are gonna high-dive to safety.
  • Clifton: No problemo! (Uses the auxiliary thrusters to slightly change the direction of the fall straight to an ocean)... Alright, our altitude is approximately 5 miles. We need to calculate a safe enough altitude to jump out. One little slip-up, and the impact is gonna hurt!
  • Xandy: Luckily, the highest I've ever jumped from was 350 meters.
  • Clifton:... Ok, admittedly, THAT REALLY MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM THE GENERIC ONES! I MEAN, DAMN, 350 METERS?!? NORMALLY THAT WOULD KILL A YOUNG HYDROCABIAIS! 
  • Xandy: Not if you're using the proper Hydrocabiais high-diving position. I'll give you the low-down in the hoedown as soon as we reach the proper altitude. Now let's get to an airlock. (They head out)

Obrah Dropship

  • Zosimo:... Their altitude is 600 meters!
  • Vancer: D'OH, I HATE the metric system! How much in Marbonian?
  • Zosimo:... 1968-in-a-half feet.
  • Hudson: How are they gonna know what's a great altitude to dive from?
  • Magnum: Well, from what I read on the OmniNet, Hydrocabiais have a solid record of high-diving championships, and have developed a hundred techniques to survive such a dangerous sport. It's kinda in their instincts.
  • Samantha: Well, given Xandy said that she jumped from a waterfall, I think she might know a thing or two about that, too. I'd estimate that given that knowledge, they'll survive.
  • Hudson: I hope so.

Astro-Laser

  • Clifton: (They opened the airlock and look down)... WELL... YOU THINK THIS IS A SAFE-ENOUGH ALTITUDE?
  • Xandy: JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE LONGER! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! (They wait)
  • Clifton:... SO, WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEFORE YOUR FAMILY WAS KILLED?!?
  • Xandy: OH, IT WAS KINDA FUN! HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS. I COULDN'T EVEN FORGET CHASE! THAT GUY WAS A REAL SWINGER WHEN IT COMES TO HAVING FUN!
  • Clifton: YOU MEAN COUNCILMAN OSWIN'S SON? YOU TWO KNEW EACH OTHER?
  • Xandy: YEAH, HE HAD TO MOVE WHEN HIS FATHER JOINED THE COUNCIL! WE'VE KEPT IN TOUCH WITH HOLOFACE UNTIL HE ACCIDENTALLY BROKE HIS DATAPAD! NEVER HEARD FROM HIM EVER SINCE!
  • Clifton: WELL, GIVEN THAT YOU'RE PART OF THE HEROES ACT, YOU'D THINK YOU'D HAVE A CLOSE CONNECTION WITH HIM!
  • Xandy: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING, BUT OSWIN HARDLY EVER TALKS TO ME! HE CONSIDERED ME A NICE AND TALENTED GIRL, AND HE ONCE THOUGHT WE WERE DATING GIVEN HOW WE INTERACTED WITH EACH OTHER!
  • Clifton: AND HOW EXACTLY DID YOU INTERACT?
  • Xandy: WE ALWAYS SAID WE HAD THE SAME INTERESTS, HE ONCE CAUGHT US SWIMMING ALMOST LIKE A COUPLE AND HAD A TEMPER-TANTRUM, AND HE SAW US ENJOYING FOOD AT MCGRYLLS TOGETHER AND HAD ANOTHER TEMPER-TANTRUM!
  • Clifton: (Laughs) REALLY?
  • Xandy: YEAH! I... OH, WAIT, I THINK IT'S ALMOST TIME TO DIVE! WE'RE AT THE RIGHT ANGLE AND WE'RE CLOSE TO THE OPTIMUM ALTITUDE!
  • Clifton: GOOD! NOW, I NEED A MOMENT TO PREPARE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY DONE A HIGH DIVE-
  • Xandy: ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME!
  • Clifton: WHA-
  • Xandy: CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!! (She and Clifton jump as Clifton screams) YIP-YIP-YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Does crazy falling stunts while Clifton was panicking)
  • Clifton: XANDY, I WASN'T EVEN READY!!!
  • Xandy: COME ON, TWINKLE-TOES, WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF EXCITEMENT?
  • Clifton: ABOUT A FEW FEET UP!
  • Xandy: JUST RELAX! NOW, FOLLOW MY LEAD! EYES FACING THE WATER, BACK STRAIGHT, POINT YOURSELF DOWNWARD, LEGS AND STRAIGHT, ARMS DOWN, HANDS AND FEET DOWNWARD, TAIL DOWN, NECK STRAIGHT, EARS DOWN, AND BE SURE YOU KEEP IT LIKE THAT! IT'LL BE LIKE AN ARROW GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH WATER!
  • Clifton: AND YOU'RE SURE THIS'LL WORK?
  • Xandy: POSITIVE! NOW KEEP YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT, OR THE IMPACT WILL BREAK YOUR NECK!
  • Clifton: THIS BETTER WORK!!!
  • Xandy: OH, YALL HAVE LITTLE FAITH! (They continue falling as the rest of the Heroes Act watch)
  • Cloakblade: Look, there they are!
  • Xandy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (They plunged directly into the water and the astro-laser crashed straight into the water with a big splash)... (She and Clifton surfaced)... What did I tell ya? A leap of faith!
  • Clifton:... You know, for a female of my species... You're not that bad.
  • Xandy: (Chuckles) Well, when you get to interact with them a little more instead of just being all cootie-whining, you'd pick up a thing or two.
  • Clifton: "BUT KEEP IN MIND-"
  • Xandy: Whoa, easy, man, I know you're still into Samantha! I've been over you since I felt stupid finding out how generic females of our species were to you. You're at least lucky to know that I already got a guy myself, kinda thanks to you. Now let's head out to shore! (They swam off)

Grand Barrier Reef Shore

  • The Ruined Astro-Laser was seen barely visable from afar.
  • Clifton and Xandy made it to the shore as they were seen looking at the astro-laser.
  • Clifton: "So.... Do, you think that thing is truely destroyed enough that we can leave it alone to become an artifictail reef and become a new landmark for Keuca, or do you think this hot mess is still somehow salvagable enough for the Dark Radicals?"
  • Xandy: "It's hard to tell since I'm no exbert on Astro-Lasers, but I rather we have the Legion take this bad boy off of Keuca's hands, just to play it safe."
  • Clifton: "Good call."
  • The HA Ship appears and lands.
  • Hudson quickly became the first one out!
  • Hudson: XANDY! (He jumped onto Xandy and hugged her) AW MAN, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY!
  • Xandy: "Aw shucks, Hud. Your almost as clingy as Nytrox."
  • Aurlena: "Hey, I hate to interupt this reunion, but we need to meet up with the Lodgers back on Xanzabar Island."
  • Clifton: Of course. Just give me a moment to get all this saltwater out of my suit! (He takes off his shoes and pours out the water)
  • Urion Pistol: This is Urion, reminding you that your suit has a draining function.
  • Clifton:... Oh, bleachy corals, how could I forget? (Activates it and all the water drains from his suit)
  • Xandy: Yeah, I'll need to change, too. Yecch! I really need to consider getting an aquasuit to wear underneath my clothes in case a job requires swimming.
  • Magnum: That would be appropriate. Luckily, I think ahead, so I got you spare clothes.
  • Xandy:... Wow, thanks, Mag.
  • Magnum: You're welcome. Now let's go meet up with the others.

Xanzabar Island

  • Jaleel was still holding onto Equinox's head.
  • Jaleel she watched as Keucaian forces booked every single equilist soldier and sciencetist as Legion Ships are seen desending into the planet, along side the Dynasty Cruser.
  • Zpogg was seen crying his eyes out as he was dragged by enforcers, and placed with a defeated Krunbus and other soldiers.....
  • A slightly more remorseful Clawla was by the side of Goashcon.
  • Clawla: "...... Goash..... I'm...... I'm so sorry....... I only wanted to make a difference."
  • Goashcon: "....... Oh, I am not mad at you.... Personally, I'd be more concerned about what would your adopted family would think, let alone your adopted mother, but...... I'll vouch for you by saying, I should've tried harder to be not the father to replace the one you lost, but to be the father that heals that hole."
  • Clawla sighed sadly and hugged Goashcon sobbing softly....
  • Clawla: "..... I..... I am sorry, about your career, I-"
  • Goashcon: "Oh nonsense, old girl! You can't really take credit on the damage done by time itself. I may be permanently crippled from fighting and a simple healing in a healing tank would be too risky of an untimely demise, but the kind of run in I had was, I suppose an ineditability.... Along with the board planning my retirement anyway. All this mess will do is kickstart their plans. Nothing was meant to last forever anyway.... Well..... Almost, nothing......"
  • Clawla: "..... Wha....."
  • Goashcon: "Miss Nicemile was nice enough to speak on your behalf, along with that poor crazy egotist doctor, that you, he, and everyone else was but modern-day relics of Crotson's bad calls. Argueably, had Crotson been more caring for the unity our people had, well, you certainly would've not gotten involved."
  • Clawla: "....... She...... Did this for me?"
  • Goashcon: "Oh, you know the Keucans. They're quite saintly with their sense of forgiveness. Granted, Keubrics have usually seen this as, misguided at best, and that's just putting it nicely. But, I am not one to criticised such beliefs."
  • Clawla had nothing to say from this.....
  • President Nicemile and President Hawkens arrived to meet Jaleel.....
  • President Hawkens: ".... Good gods...... Is that thing suppose to be......?"
  • President Nicemile: "Well, I can safely say that there is truth on what happened to Carnamarch Equinox after he vanished....."
  • President Hawkens: "..... Is he-"
  • Jaleel: "He's not, Mr. Presidents. He's, only shut down."
  • President Nicemile: "Well, thanks for informing us, Miss Jaleel..... Not meaning to ask a personal question, but, how are you not extremely elder? You were missing since the Crotson presidency, which was indeed a long time ago! By all logical accounts-"
  • Jalleel: "I was placed in a cryo chamber."
  • President Nicemile: Oh...
  • Presient Hawkens: What about my son? I heard he had both his wings yanked off! Is he gonna get prosthetics?
  • Jaleel: Actually, his wings are being reattached in the healing tanks. He'll be okay within an hour or two. As for Equinox, he's changed as well.
  • President Hawkens:... So... You're going to awaken him again?
  • Jaleel: Actually, given what had just occurred, I figured he wouldn't need that wicked killer body anymore. So I asked Dr. Sebts to do me a favor.
  • President Hawkens: What?
  • ???: JALEEL? (Equinox appeared in the normal body he appeared in before)... JALEEL!
  • Jaleel: (Gasps) CARN! (The two hugged) It worked!
  • Dr. Sebts: (Flies in) Well, Jaleel, we got it done. It wasn't easy given the fact that we had to do a LOT of memory-transfer AND had to sedate the cloned body into accelerating into the right age. But your restored boyfriend is back and ready to live a happily ever after.
  • Jaleel:... Thank you, Doc! I owe you SO much!
  • Dr. Sebts: Eh, I'm cool, I've got enough dignity as it is.
  • President Hawkens:... So... You cloned him?
  • Jaleel: Yep. I have to admit, he looks MUCH better when he's not a cyber-godly-necro-mutant.
  • President Hawkens:... And one thing I need to ask. Given that Goashcon has been crippled permanently by that turret and is retiring...who's going to take his place?
  • Jaleel: Why don't you give that position to your son?
  • President Hawkens: I'm afraid he doesn't have enough experience as of now. It needs to be someone whose tough, unrelenting, and determined.
  • Carn:...I think...I can take the position.
  • President Nicemile: Well, that's nice of you, but no intentional offence, but, I'm afraid your kinda, political poison I'm afraid. And that's coming from someone with no influence in the Keubric Air Force.
  • President Hawkens: "Worse then political poison! Your an impeach threat waiting to happen! No offence Equinox, but I'm afraid your better off relieved from duty."
  • Carn: "Figures."
  • President Nicemile: "Besides, Goachcon has gave some, recimendations for miss Clawla."
  • President Hawkens: "Well, she does have political exspearience, but, isn't she kinda political poison as well?"
  • President Nicemile: "Well, since she wasn't a DIRECT influence on the Astro Laser's production, I think expunging her unfortunate record with this fiasco and giving her this position is prefect course of community service I believe."
  • President Hawkens: ".... Well, if your sure my congress isn't gonna squack their heads off over it, then, I'll make an attempt to give it a shot."
  • President Nicemile: Great.
  • Carn:...So, what am I supposed to do?
  • President Hawkens: Well, you can be with Jaleel.
  • Carn: Well, see, here's the thing. If word reaches that I was responsible for this, I feel like I'm gonna be shunned. And what about the separation? Is it still going to be that way?
  • President Nicemile: Look, the only reason we separated is because of both our conflicting interests and Crotson's solution to said problem. Trust me, you weren't the only one who was upset by the foundation of the wall. Many others were in mixed couples that had to be separated by regulations. They occasionally had to rely on smugglers in order to keep in touch and for other reasons. Crotson unfortunately wiped that out, and it lead to much more serious consequences. A lot of people loathed Crotson for his separation and his determination to follow through with it. With exception to die-hard loyalists like Gyelics, Crotson execution was widely celebrated. Though they acknowledged that Crotson did show the redeeming factor of remorse for his actions, everyone was glad that at the least, they weren't alone of thinking Crotson's misdeeds aren't excuseable.
  • Carn:... Then... Then why didn't the separation end?
  • President Hawkens: Kinda Gyelics' fault on that. Because of, given what had occurred beforehand, the next president wanted it to stay out of that in fear that things would get worse and an eventual war would break out between our two nations, and that it was best to keep us separate. Basicly, it was the fault of troubled politics on both sides. Beleive it or not, your first Astro-Laser plan could've worked otherwise if it wasn't for Gyelics throwing a damn hissy fit about Crotson being taken to his fate. But the president at the time got rid of all the negative effects such as passing regulations and terms of entry in opposite territory to prevent anything nasty. But the smuggling community had been restored and they continue that stuff to this very day. We don't really support it that much, but we're thinking about revitalizing that and changing the contraband laws.
  • Carn:... So... You're saying that it's better this way?
  • President Hawkens: Well, not nessersarly. Kinda thanks to you, you caused our senates and congresses to believe that maybe staying seperated wasn't exactly a better opition either. Now that everyone will know you existed, our officals are afraid that Equilist-inspired groups will rise from this. That is why, we'll need to set up a summit in order to decide on whether to keep the two nations separate or reunite them again. So, I guess this is sort've a tie between us and you equilists. Your group disbaned and your astro-laser CLEARLY trashed, but..... You are proof that staying seperated is no longer the wisest thing in the UUniverses. Though, I do that worries that uniting togather again will upset our die-heard extremes and inspire THEM to become seperatists! Basicly, the oppiste of an equilist.
  • President Nicemile: "In laymen's terms, potainionally, your Equilist Agenda was accomplished.... You, only gotten too recklessly ambitious and didn't let things happen natroly. Which, given current political evioments, I can't inheredly blame you."
  • Carn: "..... At least I was given some good news, before the Sleeping Gods come in and punsh me for messing with that Blood Foundton."
  • President Hawkens: "I wouldn't worry about that, Carn. You are a completely clean clone. Our best science guys pain-stakingly made sure your free of that sacrifical virgin animal stuff. All they're gonna take is... Well, (points to the Equinox Head) That you, and what was left of Jacoor."
  • Carn: "Who's to say they still won't punish ME for defiling a sacred relic? It's a known fact that gods are amoraly wrathful to things like that!"
  • President Hawkens: "Well, I ain't gonna lie. I recon they would be PRETTY PISSED about that."
  • President Nicemile: "But the good misfits insisted that they'll reasoned out of any such devine anger and only agree to take away, well, (points to the Equinox head) this."
  • Carn: "But I know of their location of the Blood Foundton. Dishonest souls or worse would seek me out for it's location and-"
  • President Hawkens: Look, the 'Gazelle' girl said that everything will be fine. The parts of your old body are just going to be sent to hell where it won't be used for evil. And even then, the Sleeper Gods are gonna take the foundton someplace where crazy shit like this doesn't happen anymore. She's going to make sure of that.
  • Carn: And what if she can't?
  • President Hawkens: Look, don't worry. You'll be fine. The Sleeper Gods will understand.
  • Carn:... Well... Okay, I suppose I can believe you.
  • Jaleel: "Wait, speaking of those heroes, why aren't they here?"
  • President Hawkens: Oh, they're getting ready to leave after they make sure that my son is okay in the infirmary.

Infirmary

  • Hawkens: (He is seen in a bubbling tank with his two wings healing back onto his body)...
  • Stephanie:... Don't worry, Hawkens, it won't be any longer.
  • SpongeBob:... So... I guess this is farewell?
  • Stephanie: Oh, I'm sure we'll meet again someday.
  • Xandy: Actually, I think something might be arranged with you two.
  • Stephanie: Hmm?
  • Hawkens: (Still in the tank) Hmm?
  • Magnum: Councilman Calixto called. He says he's been impressed when he heard that Radcliff had taken on the nearly-unstoppable Equinox, though got his wings torn off in the process.
  • Aurlena: For some reason, he says that took guts.
  • Stephanie:... What're you saying?
  • Xandy:... He's considering having you and Radcliff join the Heroes Act.
  • Hawkens:... (Gurgling) Really?
  • Stephanie: Really? Him, me, join your interuniversal hero team?
  • Xandy: Well, we didn't know if it was a good option to consider seeing as how you two probably got a lot of things to do on this planet.
  • Stephanie:... I don't... I don't know. It sounds like a hassle. (The healing tank glows green and drains)...
  • Hawkens:... Actually... I'm honored! I mean, I actually thought taking on Equinox was just a way to get my anger of Goashcon being crippled out. I didn't even actselly won that fight.
  • Icky: "Well, the fact of the matter is, you stood up to him, even if ya didn't won the fight."
  • Stephenie: "But why does he want me? I never contributed in that mission."
  • Hawkens: "Actselly Steph, it might be because on how you kicked Jacoor's ass."
  • Stephenie blushed......
  • Stephenie: "Oh no, that, that little episode? I'm, I'm not really quilifived."
  • Hawkens: "Ahhh, come on, Steph, no need to bring that old Keucan modesty stuff into this! You stood up to a freaky mutant/cyborg/necromorthic immortal fallen war hero, AND kicked his ass!"
  • Zosimo: "Well that, and Calixto felt she would serve as your better half given that your, kinda hot-blooded."
  • Hawkens: "HEY, WHAT DO YOU-...... Oh.... Oh..... Ohhhh. I see where your going with this right there. That is kidna a good call to be honest."
  • Stephenie: "Well, I, I may have some good training tips from Shou-Lin, but, I'm, still merely an amature. I'm hardly a real concern to vastly more exspearienced VA villains or independent threats."
  • Aurlena grabs Stephenie with a friend shoulder lean.
  • Aurlena: "Then you came to the right heroes for that kind of training, miss! We'll tap into the fighting side of that old historical Keucan fighting spirit and make a warrior out of you!"
  • Stephenie: "(Gets Aurlena off) There IS the matter of my father's own feelings! I mean, granted, me staying here isn't politically impourent in due to being in a non-monarchy system, but, I'm sure my father is touchy about me being involved!"
  • Hudson: "Well, if he has no problems with you being a tour guide, then I don't see how a hero is any different. And even if he doesn't entirely approve of it, he knows when not to disregaurd the Grand Council's interests. Having a hero from your planet joining the HA is considered a high honor, and since he does want Keuca to gain a more postive reputation, then well..... You can see where I'm going with this."
  • Stephenie: "....... I, still don't feel comfertable. I am not even properly dressed for such a lifesytile."
  • Zosimo: "You'll be given some standerd HA attire to accomdate lack of proper hero gear, miss. Stick with us, and both you and Hawkens will go around and give Keuca a better name."
  • Hawkens: "Well I like it! Though..... Since your only asking for me and Steph, does, that mean my sister and friends can't come?"
  • Lucky: "It's because of Cowl's big beak, isn't it?"
  • Clifton: "Actselly, it's because President Hawkens insisted that Tracy stays to be the new leader of your team since Radcliff is going to do bigger things."
  • Lucky: "..... Makes sense for Trace, but why can't the rest of us come?"
  • Zosimo: "Oh it's not that the Grand Council doesn't recinnise your heroics. You did valiently well.... It's just that, Hawkens and Stephenie beating up and/or fighting mutanted cyborged necromorthic immortals of fallen war heroes, kinda catched their attention better. Also, his years of standing up the worse of Iallog and Bengren speaks for itself."
  • Shou: "In other words, it is simply not our desteny. And we respect that."
  • Lucky: "It doesn't make it less sucky though."
  • Tracy: "Relax, Lucky. We got the next best thing. We have HA connections. Whenever there's a problem even we can't handle on our own, we have HA back-up on stand-by."
  • Magnum: "I suppose that means occational visits to Keuca every now and again."
  • Hawkens: "Well thanks, HA. I appresiate this. And Lougers.... Sorry for not showing proper-like gratatude about backing me up against those extremeists. I am not used to anyone's intervention's other then my team's. You have to understand that I was used to relying on my own wits, and others thinking they can just walk in and rob me of a chance to bring pain to a trouble maker, makes me kinda feel insignifigent. And getting pwn'ed by Equinox made me realised that, I am not really an unstoppable badass. I'm more humbler then ever, in a sense of the word, and I'm also now alittle worried of what those extremeists would've done to me had you guys no intervened."
  • Icky: "Flat out murder your ass like a terrorist would?"
  • Hawkens: "Oh, I heard horror stories that they do worse then just kill you!"
  • Icky: "Same here! But they're unrelated to the matter at hand! Point is, you realised that your not an MLG god-mode super hero, your just an average son of a president in the millaterry! But in all fairness, perhaps we should've been alittle more respectful, even though ya didn't exactly made it easy to do so, about the fact that you had those guys, reguardless of them about to potshot you or not."
  • Hawkens: "Well I appresiate the interventions reguardless. To be honest, it did sort've looked as if they were about to really hurt us badly, or worse. I mean, don't get me wrong, we escaped close-calls before, but..... Now, having your wings yanked off by a crazy Xulture monster made me recollect that, there was times my ego and trash talk could've gotten me killed, and gotten my team in more danger then what the job normally warns about. I was in serious need of a reality check that I'm just another creature of the Devines' design. And I'm glad of getting it because of getting involve with ya'll."
  • Vancer: "Aw, shucks mate. Your making me blush."
  • Clockblade: "And t'was an honor to fight along your side on that journey, and it's an honor to continue fighting along your side."
  • The Astro Laser was seen being picked up by legions of Legion Ships.
  • Xandy: "And trust me on this. There will be more oppertunities to top even stopping an Astro-Laser attack. That, is just the beginning."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Well. I do believe that we done enough for this place. Time to move on out."

Chapter 6: Nations Unite Once Again/Astro-Laser Skematics Smuggled

Weeks later.

  • Xandy and Hudson are seen surrounded by the same holograms of the same villains again. This time, along side Hawkens and Stephenie in more HA hero attire.
  • Hudson: "Ya sure this will still work, Xandy? Remember last time."
  • Xandy: "I have a good feeling that it will work this time."
  • Hawkens and Hudson grabbed Stephenie and Xandy, flew up, and tossed them into the air!
  • Then Xandy proceeds to jump off of Stephenie's shoulders, commit some actrobatic stunts and pulled her guns and muilti-stuned some villains!
  • Stephenie did a few fast-flips then gotting into her helicopter kicks that knock out alot of air-born villains!
  • Hawkens and Hudson worked togather to create a stronger whilrwind that sends alot of villains flying!
  • The Whip Master tried to repeat what he did to stop an earlier stunt, but this time, Stephenie helicopter kicks knocks him out!
  • Xandy was still doing her incredable stunt as it was seen that Mega-Bug was going to knock her out again, but Stephenie quickly saw that, stopped her helicopter kick, quickly backflips torwords the location of the would-be assult, leaps up and reverseal flips 19 times before she backwords kick Mega-Bug in the face, cartoonishly flattening it like a pancake!
  • Xandy placed her guns back in and grabbed Stephenie as the two began to spin eachother and smack down more villains!
  • Eventally, the stunt was a complete success with the villains pwn'ed and defeated, as the dust settled to reveil slowly disappearing holograms.
  • The Heroes looked exhasuted by their work out, but were proud by the accomplishment.
  • Hawkens: "..... WOO DAMN!? Hey Zos! Next time, ya might wanna make those holograms offer a real challnage!"
  • Zosimo came in.
  • Zosimo: "They actselly were in the highest difficulty possable. You just surpassed it with flying colors. But oh yeah! I am diffently considering granting a stronger level. Cause the most impourent thing to remember about villains, is that they never fight in the same way. Always remember that."
  • Clifton charged in!
  • Clifton: "HEY GUYS! THE NEWS HAS BROUGHT UP A MAJOR BULLINTON ABOUT KEUCA?!"
  • Hawkens: "If it's another terrorist attack halted by my sister and friends, then that's just another day in Keuca's community."
  • Clifton: "It's WAY more then that!"

News.

  • News Anchor: "In a truely historic event in the formerly controverseal feudulent polocy paradise planet Keuca, where weeks of debate ever since the Equilist fiasco have concluded with the Keucans and the Keubrics have desided to do the unexpected. After many years of seperation since the days of Crotson, the Keucans and the Keubrics, are once again united. This occation is not only to prevent Equilist-Inspired groups from sprouting, but because both presidents of the planet, Nicemile and Hawkens, both felt that it was not what the original founders wanted Keuca to act. We now go into a live confirence with the two presidents who lead the coralition to this historic moment."
  • Presidents Hawkens and Nicemile are seen in front of crowds.
  • President Hawkens: "This happened because thanks to the wistom of misfited aliens, we both remembered on what our founding fathers would've wanted us to act. They would've wanted us to handle our crime and terror problems united. They would've wanted us to be decidive, but compassonate at the same time. Please keep in mind, we are still gonna be tough on crooks and terrorists...."
  • President Nicemile: "But we won't just treat them poorly because of their though still vastly unfortunate choices in life. Folks, like Crotson and Gyelics, merely forgotten that. And they'll serve as exsamples on my we shouldn't let our personal politcal beliefs overwealm us. Yes.... While the Keubrics are guilty of being the ones who went overboard, and that we Keucans could've done a better job at stopping those emotions, but, it was really the fault of absolutes. We Keucans were too absolute of treating serious problems with kids gloves. That, contridicted with the Keubric desires for justice for that fateful event of 4/10. And the forementioned Keubrics' absolutes.... Goes without saying. It wasn't nessersarly Crotson, nor conflicting beliefs, nor terrorisum and crime that devided us, though these are contributing factors. It was being absolute. Life, is never, truely absolute. Demockarcy, should never be an absolute."
  • President Hawkens: "Ya know what was an absolute? Monarchy. Now, for those that are from worlds that prefer that kind of system, that's fine for you, but our reasons for not following it anymore was because Pox was too absolute on everything. And that's why we have demockracy and other govermental systems. To not be absolute.... Tragity, just made us forget a teeny tiny bit.... Ok, alot..... MORE then we should..... Infinitly more then what should've happened, and that's as far as I like to go. Now, there's still nothing wrong with accepting a tragity, but a tragity becomes worse if you allow it to bring out your worse. And that's kinda way the VA was such a damn problem."
  • President Nicemile: "Now, I know there's those of us who will not be happy with the decidion. And I am not just talking about the extremes of the Keubircs, but, those that have gotten used to the benifits that the seperation caused.... Worry not. The Keubircs promised to let us have our laws, while agreeing to change some of their laws so they aren't contridictering our own."
  • President Hawkens: "But those are only small steps in the bigger picture. Keuca is still in need of fixing the problems of Bengren, Iallog, and who knows how many worlds still unsure of us or those that still fear us. Our unity will help us balence out our beliefs. We'll still fight our enemies, but treat others with respect. One day, Keuca will become famous for bring peace to Iallog and Law and Order to Bengren. Heck, even right this damn moment, we're working on a machine that'll fill up that hole in Bengren with soil again and make it less of an eyesore. And those atthivements alone will ease fears, to an extent. But worry not. We won't stop there. We're reforming our troubled Space Marines to dedicate their lives to help planets of the Delta System, maybe even someday beyond, from whatever troubles them. With the new reunion age, we'll bring back the age we lost to a Crotson presidentcy! Not only that, but WE'RE MAKING IT A THOUNDSON TIMES BETTER?!"
  • The Crowds cheered!
  • News Anchur: "This new chapter in Keuca's life has become the talk of the universe. Even the Grand Council has found themselves unable to have an unrelated meeting without even referencing Keuca's new plocromation. It opens the eyes of some of even the harshest Keuca critics to this declemartion. One such critic was blabbering like an idiot when he heard the news. He also fainted in disbelief. That's how powerful that event is. A less harsh critic has even congradulated Keuca for this."
  • The very critic: "...... It has indeed prove that Keuca has come far from the days of Crotson Vixor being president, and espeicaly far from the Gyelics mess. I can expect more positive things soon."
  • News Anchur: "Alchourse, this new change is not without some caution. Even supporters of the change had warned that it will drive away and make extreme Keubrics angry. One such, Senator Goashcon, retired millaterry air force commander who has taken up politics, a supporter of the change, did gave this statement."
  • Goashcon: "I am not afraid to point out that some of the more extreme Keubrics will find the returning union, well, to put it nicely, unacceptable. Not helping that this was the goal of the Equilists, which in a sense, were tecnecally terrorests. And they think this is us submitting to terrorests, worse even that it was a disbaned group."
  • Reporter: "Do you agree to that claim?"
  • Goashcon: "I more so understand why people think that, as in their minds, it would put our ability to handle Iallog properly in question, but in truth, the Equilists weren't like the ones in Iallog. The groups of Iallog meant to kill. The Equilists only wanted to use an extremely neutered Astro-Laser to make holes in the planets to scare people into forcing us. Heck, they even learned to had one to not make holes as bad as Bengren anymore. Why, their astro-lasers aren't even nuclear capable. They're assentally overly extreme drills."
  • Reporter: "Any comment about your adopted daughter Clawla being apart of that group but now has taken your original place as Air Force Commander?"
  • Goashcon: "As I said many times before, she never had a major contribution in building the thing, she never even helped in getting parts for it, all she did was just over-see it and barked some orders here and there. Trust me, she's different from that girl now."
  • Reporter: "And Zpogg, the troubled Equilist Sciencetist who tried to somehow destroy our planet with the neutered astro-laser through trying to crash it into the planet?"
  • Goashcon: "He has recovered from his mental episodes and admited to lying about the Astro-Laser being able to do what he said in trying to.... Well, end his own life in disgrace, and get us all worked up for nothing. He apologiesed for it, embraced his sentence, and soughts to redeem those mistakes by aiming to rebuild his career in science."
  • Reporter: "And of General Krunbus?"
  • Goachcon: "A member of his tribe bailed him out to take him to a spiritual journey to redeem his sins to the Sleeper gods. He even went into a vow of silence until his journey's complete, so, your out of luck wanting to ask him."
  • Reporter: "Onto the talk about the extreme Keubrics. Are you afraid of them forming seperatist groups?"
  • Goachcon: "Concerned is one thing. Fear is another story. I am only concerned, not afraid. I can trust Clawla being able to handle those broken souls as swiftly as to any terrorist as an exsample. Though we won't compaire seperatists to such things, we'll not be non-discriminaly on them or give them prreferinal treatment. They would've still proven themselves to be problems we need to address, reguardless of origin, and will be handled as such."
  • Reporter: "Your comments on the still missing Equilists Astro-Laser Skematics since that fateful day?"
  • Goashcon: "All the Equilist members insisted that the last ones who had it were masked new recruits that vanished into nothing the minute things began to fall a part.... It was later proven that the "New Recruits" were not nessersarly here to help the Equilists, but to claim the Skematics.... Fortunately, a note with these cute little hearts has insisted that they don't want to make an astro-laser with the Skematics, implying that they just want a base for something else."
  • Reporter: "Any traces of who was behind it?"
  • Goashcon: "These people were unfortunately smart enough to not even write intionals on it. But there is this mysterious logo of a snake constricting a planet. It's obviously not native to our universes, so, it appears to be that, the Lougers seem to have a few trouble makers of their own, following them like shadows."
  • News Anchur: "Reguardless of the missing Skematics, it is still considered a universeal relief that these mysterious thieves have no extremeist intentions with making an astro laser of their own. But we're all universeally concerned with this question:.... What is, their intention?"

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Lord Shen: "...... Indeed..... What did the Mafia Allience want with Skematics of a super-weapon, if not for the weapon itself?"
  • Cynder: "It could be possable that they want the skematics to make a base for something, entirely different."
  • Lord Shen: "A good throey, but what? I am once again concerned about the Mafia Allience's motivations. This means we must be a hundred percent more cautious of Mafia Allience intentions."
  • Cynder: "Indeed. Even I'm concerned. I'm even worried about why the Mafia Allience would even care about the AUU or even managed to get into the AUU.... I'm starting to think that they're not alone, and their mysterious procession of darkspawn artifacts is proof of it."
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed! Is it possable that the darkspawn being after the Mythos Christails, and/or the strangers that talked Death Coffin into giving them darkenss ooze are behind this? Our dileema continues to be unfortunately mysterious."
  • Boss Wolf: "But still. I'm glad for the Keucanains finally getting along and bringing their unity back."
  • Icky: "Yeah! I liked the one where the nastist critic had a spazz attack of disbelief to the point he fainted! HA! I love it when critics do that when proven wrong!"
  • Lord Shen: "Keuca's Unity and a Critic having a hilarious reaction are all well and good, but our concern is on the Mafia Allience. For whatever they're up to, we must remain as vigilent as ever. We need to further investigate this and-"
  • Spongebob's: "Hey guys! Twilight's calling us cause they need help with something."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Ok, correction, starting after we help Equestia out of another fiasco, THEN we'll further investigate the Mafia Allience's intentions."

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • Architect watches this.....
  • Architect: "Titan, it appears Fem Fatal's humor has ended up stired some issues."
  • Titan on the TV screen: "Oh don't worry, she didn't meant for that. She ended up using an offitcal Mafia Allience paper with our logo on it. That can't be help."
  • Architect: "But still! We need to make the Lougers too exhasuted to prevent them from entertaining their curiousities!"
  • Titan: "And I got a list of guys my shorces made up to help with that! Both from Equestia and the AUU! Both of them will keep the lougers so damn busy, they'll evently get numb about the skematic thieft!"
  • Architect: "At least until they're curiousity eventally returns in some way. It's not a periment solution, but it's better then nothing."
  • Titan: "And luckly for us, they're heading to the first of the list in the Equestian side. And let me tell ya something, Arch. Them Wonder-Dolts better watch their backs, because their old foes are gonna make a personal comeback! And it'll be bad enough that the Lougers HAVE to deal with it! Oh, and then afterwords, there's this planet in the AUU that is a litterally physical deminstraightion of Freedom Vs. Safety, then we go back to Equestia to make use of a bitchy food critic, and then we go back to the AUU for this REALLY badass human hater overlord wanting to go nuclear with a taboo and anichent super bombs! These things will run the misfits to the floor!"
  • Architect: "..... Acceptable. Let's proceed to make the Lougers' work day, complicated."
  • The Architect and Titan laughed evily!

Fin?

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