Kowalski, in the hopes that his already-perfect relationship with Doris will not be put in jeopardy after a visit from Eva (whom she asked to kiss her at the end of their movie), decides to create a serum that can boost pheromone effects, making it a kind of love serum. However, Kowalski keeps this love serum in a juice bottle. This causes SpongeBob and Sandy to drink the love serum thinking it was juice while SpongeBob was finally getting the guts to ask Sandy out. As a result, instead of going out, they fall in love with each other. The Lodgers are confused the next morning when SpongeBob and Sandy were seen sleeping together, and they also kiss more often than they rarely do. This causes Kowalski to figure out they drunk the serum, and immediately plans to find an antidote. In the meantime, the Lodgers have to keep the two focused on missions, and keep their spontaneous bond a secret. But unfortunately, Hank Jr. discovers this despite their best efforts, and plans to use it to his advantage. Things get crazier when, in a matter of 2 days, SpongeBob proposes to Sandy out of nowhere, and they agree to get married (Despite the fact that they technically were married because of that play in Truth or Square). With Hank Jr. preparing his army of armored zombies and his last remaining mutant guardian, Payne, how will our heroes handle this?
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Kowalski's Love Triangle Situation
Living Room
(After ambient scene)
- Kowalski: (He screamed in the same fashion as with InvExpo)
- Skipper: Aw, dammit, Kowalski's freaking out again!
- Kowalski: GUYS! I NEED HELP!!! EVA AND DORIS ARE COMING!!!
- Private:... You mean your two girlfriends?
- Kowalski: Yeah! They don't know about each other! Doris somehow gained a scooter like Blowhole's built from non-contraband means, and Eva has the day off from North Wind!
- Icky:... You seriously never cleared this love triangle thing up? Haven't you been seeing each other on Valentine's?
- Kowalski: Yeah, but those few times, I was able to keep them from seeing each other as much as I could. It was... Stressful!
Cutaway
- (This music played as Eva and Doris were steered away from each other comically by Kowalski throughout the years)
Present
- Skipper: And you can't confront the both of them yourselves, because why?
- Kowalski: Well, for Doris, since she's had loads of boyfriends and I've been dumped for a long time, if she hears I've been with a pretty owl, then it'd shatter her as much as it likely would me.
Cutaway
- Doris: (She was acting in a similar fashion to Kowalski)
Present
- Sparx: (Laughs) That's ridiculous! She clearly knows you, and not just through your comical attempts to get her back.
- Kowalski: Oh, does she? Do you even KNOW how we broke up?
- Fidget:... You never talked about that... Like, at all!
- Pirvate: "I don't think our canon show even addressed this, like..... At all."
SpongeBob's Attempt At A Date
Kitchen
- Icky: (He and the others were making dinner until SpongeBob came in)
- SpongeBob: Hey, guys. Have you seen Sandy around?
- Iago: Nope. Why?
- Icky: Wait... (Sniffs)... Are my beak nostrels decehving me, or, are you wearing cologne?
- SpongeBob: It's just my natural musk.
- Iago: (The two looked at each other and smiled)... OOOOOOOOOHHHH, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!
- Icky: YOU'RE ASKING HER OUT!!!
- SpongeBob: (Scoffs) What gave you THAT idea?
- Icky: Crush? Kisses? Spandy fanfiction? You smelling like you just came out of a purfume store and you DON'T look miserable about it like in the episode where you and Squidward and Patrick were held up by the Flying Dutchmen? It's too damn obvious.
- Fidget: Wow, SpongeBob! I never thought you'd do it. What got you to finally perk up?
- SpongeBob:... Well... When Kowalski was dealing with Eva and Doris, I thought... It'd be now or never.
- Sparx: (Laughs) I'm proud of you, SpongeBob! You're finally following your heart, or, whatever it is sponges actselly have.
- Gilda: Surprised, admittedly. You two have held back for a long time. And now you're socializing your relationship?
- SpongeBob: Well... I tried many times before, but I cowered away before I could ask her out.
- Fidget: Because you were shy of taking your relationship to the next level?
- SpongeBob: You COULD say that.
- Icky:... Personal question: Why do you love her? (Before he spoke) ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS! I mean more deeper reasons then just because she's one hot nut-eating nasa intellected martical artist rodent to you!
- SpongeBob:... Well... Dear Neptune, where do I start? I didn't exactly fall in love with her when I saved her from that clam. It was... Shall we say... Seeing her grow into a life underwater. You see, since that homesickness incident in 2000, we had a talk that made me come to appreciate her and land creatures more. And when she first got out of her pressurized suit in August 2000 in Goo Lagoon, I started to like her as a person who fully-embraced her new home. She said she got out of that suit to get more comfortable as she said the suit got a little sweaty at times, and it seemed to do well. She got out of it more often. Back then, puberty hadn't hit yet as I was late in that department. But as time went on, puberty kicked me in the balls, and I started falling in love.
- Trixie:... That's... Actually very sweet. You loved her because you came to appreciate her as a land creature who found that the water can be just as inviting as the South?
- Gilda: As in, how much relationships usually start out?
- SpongeBob: I wouldn't say that, but yeah.
- Icky: Another question. How were you able to interact with her in the swimsuit attire all those times?
- SpongeBob:... Blame how I fell in love with her. In air, she seems okay to interact with. But in water, well...
- Icky: Oh, God, you've got an aquaphilic attraction to her!
- Iago: Well, yeah, water does seem to help in regards to attraction. Why do you think people like girls wet?
- Icky: Too much info, Iag. And going too far with into is usually MY SHTICHK!
- SpongeBob: So... Yeah... I wanna ask her out. It's been a long time coming.
- ???: SHEEEE-YOO! Been a while since I skin-showered.
- Icky:... (They comically made their dinner quickly) Good luck, lover-boy! (They left, and passed right by Sandy)
- Sandy: DAD GUM! What's their rush? (He went into the kitchen)... Oh... Hey, SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob:... (He noted how wet she was, and shook off the attraction after 2.5 seconds)... Sandy... There's something I need to ask.
- Sandy: "Did you do something stupid with one of my exspeariments again? Like the many times in the canon show, classic AND modern and now want my help in fixing it?"
Love Being An Annoyance
Dragon Temple Living Room
- Icky: (He came out disturbed)... (He felt like hurling)...
- Fidget: Ickster, what's up?
- Icky:... I was going to check up on SpongeBob and Sandy... But... I found out they're not only not there, but... In the swamps.
- Sparx: Wha?
- Icky: And trust me, you do NOT wanna know what I just witnessed. Let's just say that... What I seen cannot be unseen. Kudos for SpongeBob finally getting laid, but... NOT kudos for... For... For learning all the sick things he loved about her! It, was... Was... OH, GOD!!!
- Iago:... Okay, I do not wanna know, yes.
- Icky: You know, I thought that this mysterious love bloom was adorable and cute, but now... It's just gotten sick and unmentionable. I don't know what happened at that date of theirs, but whatever happened, we need to confront the two, NOW!
- Boss Wolf: Are you sure?
- Icky: Yeah! If they keep this up, it runs the risk of our enemies taking advantage of it. Yeah, it's known by a handful of our enemies, but not all of them, and those who DON'T can use their superior power to affect them. We need to talk to them.
- Gilda: Well, someone's gotta. Given what you said, it's like they've gotten down to lustful action.
- Icky: Let's go.
Sandy's Room
- SpongeBob: (He and a wet Sandy came in sighing in bliss)... WOW! I never thought I could FINALLY get this far!
- Sandy: (Giggles extensively) Lucky you! After all, given how swimmingly our date went, well, I felt I owed it to you. Now get in the bed so I can sud you up, if you know what I mean. (The two laughed as they got into bed and kissed)
- ???: Guys? (They faced Icky and the others)
- Icky:... Care to explain what all that stuff in the swamp was about?
- Sandy:... Um... I dunno.
- Sparx: Oh, don't play dumb, lovebirds! I know blind love when I see it. You two are ENAMORED and LOST in each other's eyes, to where you do silly things. Sleeping together in bed, literally of course, was cute, but after this... I feel something's wrong with-
- (Kowalski): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHO'S BEEN IN THE LOVE SERUM?!?
- Fidget:... Love serum?
- Mr. Whiskers: Why not 'love potion'?
- Gilda: That's mainly a term for those of magical origin. We use 'serum' for that in scientific origin. It's kinda silly when it's the other way around.
- Trixie:... Guys... What did you do before you went out on that date?
- SpongeBob:... Had a drink of juice?
- Sandy: Yeah, it had a pretty wrangling-good taste, too. It's like many Kool-Aid flavors were combined in the same container.
- Gilda:... Oh, goddamn it, if Kowalski kept that serum in that juice bottle, I am gonna-
- Kowalski: (Came in with the juice bottle) CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHO DRUNK THE SERUM?!?
- Icky: I don't know! Ask the happy couple here!
- Kowalski:... Oh, God! You've gone full Spandy on yourselves! Do you have ANY idea what you've done?
- Sandy: Oh, Kowalski, we should be thanking you. We've kinda held back for a while. SpongeBob shared a LOT of nice and kind things to me, so I've started liking him more. I learned a WHOLE LOT!
- Icky: Yeah. Like how SpongeBob has wanted you to do a LOT of things. I mean, JESUS CHRIST!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAW THAT!! You guys need to snap out of it!
- SpongeBob:... You know, you're right. We can't do this all the time. I'm sure this will pass. Right, Sandy?
- Sandy: AND HOW!
- Kowalski: Well I gotta find a reverse serum to fix the effects. Until then, keep your romantic feelings to yourself.
- Gilda: "Well then, that's cool. I mean, as long as it doesn't end up hindering our work as heroes."
The Half-Breakup
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