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Madam Xoxo

Madam Xoxo Milly Fizzury

Madam Xoxo M. Fizzury is an Alternate UUniversal Vellan from Planet Hoole. She is a parthenogenic reptomammalian alien being whose race is the most attractive in the AUU, and is a former porn star and arena owner in a large city in the Beofynzeny System called Juncture Rove, and had over 10 ex-husbands, and is now a manager of a bar and the Vault Seekers' Coliseum in Fyregem, and later another one in Sanctuaria, which also serves as a tavern, pangza place, and a casino. She could be summed up with the words sadistic, lustful, alluring, and dangerous. She enjoys violence and combat, having been a skilled fighter in her earlier years. Modesty has little to do with Xoxo, especially when it comes to sex. Her affairs are innumerable, and she is renowned as a pansexual. She is also surprisingly refined in her tastes and mannerisms, always speaking with a seductive tone and an innuendo soon following. Despite her violent tastes, she is friendly and rather compassionate when fighting is not involved. She cares about the hybrid children she ended up giving birth to through her bachelorette life in her own way, and can be protective of her children and others close. Despite all this, she is quite a nice person to the Vault Seekers, and aids them when they're upset. She is an AUU parallel to Borderlands Mad Moxxi, and thus is similar, yet toned down in R-rated qualities. Unlike Moxxi, however, she is not the mother of Scoot and Ellyra.

History

Xoxo was born with the real name of Reliqua Volupis on Planet Hoole, an ecumenopolis planet known for having a rebuilt Uridian ecumenopolis after it was destroyed by an asteroid. Xoxo was an orphaned girl who was taken in and raised by rapists who killed her parents via STDs. Feeling bad, they retired as criminals and raised Xoxo as their own. But because they didn't know her real name, they instead gave her the top brothers' last name and the first name 'Xoxo' as a pun for the race's infamy as the hottest beings in the AUU. But she realized her true origins when she was forced to marry the son of her foster parents' former boss. Though she had the heart to rescue her foster family, and later killed the son and his father, crushing the entire syndicate. They relocated to Uridia afterward.

While the family would move on as a new bandit clan, Xoxo left to pursue her own path. Though she was constantly plagued with comments on how hot she was, and people who wanted to rape her, she ended up finally drawing the line when she got to work as a Booter's waitress, as the sex appeal and pornographic activity there earned the waitresses there a lot of money, which was the only option available to her for a quick method of making hundreds. Though she was widely popular and became the Beofynzeny System's Booter's mascot and porn star for their advertisements, she soon tendered her resignation by beating up everyone who were actually attempting to rape her, as she was the hottest in the bar. But she left all the money she earned to the manager to at least help them pay for repairs, while also giving herself another laugh by having all the people who crossed her cover the rest, as her image made quick forgiveness for the hostility. Now she would always brutalize and drive away any who would go too far on her, and she ended up becoming a mercenary who, despite not killing, would only penalize in grueling ways.

This lifestyle, as well as giving into the trading all over the Beofynzeny System, allowed her to get rich faster than Booter's could have. But she went further. She couldn't fight well because she wasn't adequately trained, but she was good at self-defense and careful manipulation. As a Vellan, she could change her body appearance to any sexual appeal, and this allowed her to manipulate herself into a big baroness that inevitably grew in wealth, became a celebrity on Uridia, and inevitably gained a giant casino/pangzaria/gambling arena in a city called Juncture Rove, which was a gambling city for people in the road-littered wastes surrounding the vehicular capital of Pepper-Steak Junction. She even gained enough money to turn the place into a flying AFT (artificial flying terrain).

From there she would relocate her business every week even to other planets in the system. But she would come to find her ideal location in the town of Fyregem, where her week there allowed the Vault Seekers there to hone their skills and dominate the local bandits, and even make her the most money she had ever had. Finally convinced she belonged here, Xoxo brought the arena into Chanceltown, a small city nearby, so that she could continue to benefit from this as Vault Seekers all around could use the training to earn her the cash to improve her business.

Quotes

  • "And pop goes the gleasel. I love it when things pop!"
  • "It's raining body parts! Who do you love!?"
  • "WOW! Look at how they plop, exclaim, and die! HILARIOUS!!!"
  • "Did I promise you a show or didn't I!? Who loves you and who do you love!"
  • "Let me hear you roar! ROAR FOR ME BEOFYNZENY!!"
  • "EVERYBODY STAND BACK! THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY!! (In reaction: YES, WE'RE INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!)"
  • "What can I do you for? Wait... I'm not that kind of girl... Wait... Yes I am..."
  • "You look like you could use a drink."
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