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New M'onstrarus was reported to have been attacked by soldiers that have managed to use something "Worse than Magic", as the kingdom got usurped by an AUUian dragon reminiscent of Velkhana of Monster Hunter World: Iceborne recognition, calling herself Queen Widowus, the widowed queen of Manatera and widowed wife of the late King Agamemnon. She had cohersed remnant loyalists of the dead tyrant to serve her inside, cause while she didn't truly loved Agamemnon as the marriage was forced and against her will, her beef is that Artificial Magic was destroyed as a consequence of the tyrant's hindsightly STUPID decision to literally put the impourent Nanomana Well underneath the kingdom accessed only by a specific teleporter and becoming a greedy fatass about it as she earnestly believed in the Mana Lords intended wishes of being an intended force of good, albeit rephrased to have a far greater impact than just correcting wrongs. As suppose to Agamemnon mindlessly want to destroy magic, though she does see the issue of it being vulnerable to "Another Entitled Fool's" aim to get rid of it, she instead, wants to change magic into artificial magic, this time with a portable Nanomana Well that is indestructible "Just in case a certain misguided witch pulls the same stunt again", and intents on attaching it to the biggest source of all magic, bigger then the "Easily frail Realm of Magic", Thaumorpheus himself, figuring that an immortal neverending Outer God and an indestructible Nanomana Well would ensure for every rebirth of the Multiverse, Artificial Magic will be here to stay. Though Widowus' baffling reason for taking over New M'onstrarus is because she wants to bribe Star and her family help lure Thaumorpheus to her, so she can jab the Nanomana Well into him, so to perimentally bring artificial magic back! However, just as it looked like Star was gonna be forced to heed Widowus' command, Samantha suddenly barged in and surprised Widowus and did some considerable harm to her. Widowus was flabbergasted by Samantha's uncharacteristically violent attack to her, only for Samantha to reveal that "She's Manaventi" and explained a complicated story of an alternate Identity, triggering Widowus' fear of another attempt to prevent "A Misunderstood Venture" from having a chance to shine! Thus, Widowus escaped into the Realm of Magic with her stagnant followers useless. Now with the arriving Lodgers and HA in tow, Star and friends must save Thaumorpheus from being made a permanent source of Artificial Magic, AND Save Widowus from her own misguided thoughts before she only worsens an already cosmically great sin.

Scenes.

Prologue: Origins.

Many years ago on a magical world.

  • A lone female bird-lizard was seen resting on the tallest tree, noticeably wielding a large stick staff as a crutch. It's suggested that she is suffering from something even the greatest magic of this world can never let her escape from. She has a sickness, a cancer powered from magic. Something made painful when otherwise thanks to what this world is, Manatera, cancer would be a non-issue. But thanks to this cancer being magic-based, it's by proxy magic proof. The Bird Lizard was destined to be another casualty to a fickle grand design.
  • She however turned her attention to the sound of a struggle and looked to see where it comes from, in the distant vine-covered forests.
  • Bird Lizard: ".... (Gets up and climbs down, and does it well for her condition, and goes forth into the forests to investigate the noise, and hears the sound of men arguing)."
  • She gets cautious, worried of marauders or bandits, which arguably are the same thing, or even a band of highwaymen, which she kept hidden. She kept hidden in the foliage and look to see the sight of several UIS-Beings, a Vyran, A Bulla, and a very tied up Skepticen, the Vyran and Bulla having a major argument. It was a curious sight. She was sure the Manatera Titan already sent the beings of UIS away. In fact, she reckitnesed the specific trio as three of the 4 founders of this group. Why were these three back when the Manatera Titan made clear it wouldn't serve their interests?
  • Bulla: "Ugh?! Scalemyer, ya just HAD to get caught in these ridiculous vines?! You ARE the genius of this group, right?!"
  • Scalemyer the Skep: "ALCHOURSE I AM?! It is just a matter of getting off of these vines!"
  • Vyran: "You said that many times already, yet you are still stuck!"
  • Scalemyer: "Komodore, Snoortos, I would be more than delighted to get this inconvenience corrected, IF YOU TWO OVER-SIZED LIZARDS AIDED IN THIS AFFAIR?!"
  • Snoortos: "And get stuck like you? Noooooo thanks!"
  • Komodore: "Just because you talked us into encouraging this planet to try and see things in UIS' way doesn't mean we are like your personal stooges, Skep."
  • Scalemyer: "We talked about this, It's "Skepticen"! It's our preferred full name! Just calling us "Skeps" feels like you don't respect the name!"
  • Snoortos: "Well it feels like the full name can be hard to pronounce in some tongues. Calling ya Skeps sounds easier and less waste of breath."
  • Scalemyer: "Ugh, I hope Grandmind corrects that kind of thinking soon."
  • Komodore: "Ugh, you Skeps and your demands for full-name usage."
  • Scalemyer: "WELL PARDON US IF JUST CALLING US SKEPS FEELS, SLANG-LIKE?! It sounds, unsophisticated!"
  • Snoortos: "Picky picky picky! That's what you SKEPS are! Good grief, if it wasn't for that the Grandmind liked how much you Skeps are good with "political appearance upbringing" and that you guys are good negotiators, I feel like we wouldn't even have to put up with you passive skinny lizards!"
  • Scalemyer: "Hey now, my people FOUGHT in a war with the Rabodans!"
  • Komodore: "At most your people were a passive spear-head while they convinced other delta races to fight for them in an alliance cause it happened that Rabodans used to be rather unsavory, and they were lucky the other races hated the Rabodans' nonsense more than they dislike having to put up with you fangless wimps."
  • Scalemyer: "But we DID provided the brains to the other races' brawn!"
  • Snoortos: "Okay, so you're SMART wimps, big whoop."
  • Scalemyer: "Such intelligence is of which the Grandmind and the entire Brainiacaazk race clearly acknowledged!"
  • Komodore: "Well, your people didn't exactly WON against the Rabodans."
  • Scalemyer: "Ahh, but we didn't lose neither. It was an even fight that both sides decided to call for a peace truce with."
  • Snoortos: "(LAUGHS OUTLOUD)?! IT WAS A DRAW?!"
  • Komodore: "So it's more like the Rabodans got too exhausted of a war that never went anywhere and just stopped going after the Skeps? I'll admit, lucking out DOES have its benefits. Though likely at most the Rabodans felt going after the Skeps never went anywhere, so they decided to cut their losses."
  • Scalemyer: "Well, at least Skep Major and Minor avoided the nonsense the Rabodans were doing at the time."
  • Snoortos: "Ugh, dare I ask, outside what the Brains saw in your people, why get with UIS? Weren't you skeps all chummy-chummy with the USRA scum?"
  • Scalemyer: "WELL AS IT WAS MADE AWARE IN THE MEETING.... (Sadly) Pharagu's tragedy happened."
  • Komodore: "The acidic lake planet?"
  • Snoortos: "Stomach World?"
  • Scalemyer: "Ugh, in case you two forgot: Pharagu was next to my people's planet and moon systemary-wise! It can be seen from our system. And before it's untimely garbage dump FATE, it was a place of beauty! Pharagu was a planet of cultural significance! We centered beliefs and legends around Pharagu! We even dreamed of a colony on that planet! And then, it was taken from us in the name of a cheap short-cut solution FOR A TRASH PROBLEM?!"
  • Snoortos: "..... (Sighs)..... I kinda feel for ya man. Lyrma Solo meant everything for us Bullas as well. We even tried to take it back form the Hoo-Mons just recently. But their friends interfered when it wasn't expected. They didn't won that war honorably. If Hoo-Mons have to rely on "Friends" to help them out, they're not worthy of the universes' attention?!"
  • Komodore: ".... I may not share planet-related woes, but, I do relate to war-loss pain. Because a previous commodore lost control of himself to war madness, what should've been another truce with the Yaterons ended in their victory because of the idiot's actions dragging bad attention! We lost cause of War Madness dragging us into it. That victory was a fluke! They Yaterons should've already been taken back to the stone ages to learn their own tec naturally instead of sponging off from the Ehswans' legacy!"
  • Scalemyer: "Well that's just it, gentlemen! We may have different or vaguely similar woes, but we share a common adversary!"
  • Komodore: "Illegitament ascension?"
  • Snoortos: "Hoo-Mons?"
  • Scalemyer: "..... THE USRA, YOU NINNIES?!"
  • Komodore: "You didn't had to insult us, but, fair point."
  • Snoortos: "Well, can't it be Hoo-Mons as well? They are apart of the group after all, and-"
  • Scalemyer: "It's pronounced "Humans", and please focus on the point! The USRA, is a threat to worlds having their own legacies and livelihoods! Like, how they prevented my people's plans for Pharagu!"
  • Snoortos: ".... Or the Bullas' return to Lyrma Solo!"
  • Komodore: "And intervening for an illegitament Teadr 1 race!"
  • Scalemyer: "EXACTLY?! And this planet, can HELP US WITH CORRECTING THAT! But none of that would happen, IF I REMAIN STUCK IN THESE VINES?!"
  • Snoortos: "I mean, ya got our attention, but there's still the matter of that we don't know how the dang things work!"
  • Komodore: "And that if we tamper with them, we'll get stuck to."
  • Scalemyer: ".... (Sighs frustrated), At least I got you into on board at all. AT THE LEAST, MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL AND FIND A NATIVE WHO CAN-"
  • Bird-Lizard: "Excuse me, Lords of UIS?"
  • The trio got surprised and looked at her.....
  • Snoortos: "..... How long were you standing there, kid?"
  • Bird-Lizard: "I heard enough."
  • Scaelmyer: "Oh good, then we're good on introductions and the summary of the situation here? Think you can, undo my problem with the vines and-"
  • Bird-Lizard: "Just pull on a loose one and it all comes off."
  • Stunned silence......
  • Bird-Lizard: ".... Well what did you expect? That's how Tug'n'pull vines work around here."
  • Snoortos sees a weaker vine, grabs it, tugs on it, and suddenly the vines all retreat in random directions as Scalemyer was freed but cartoonishly suspended in mid-air....
  • Scalemyer: "..... Wait, why am I still several feet off the ground? I should've already- (Smacks back into the ground painfully)?! D'OH?!"
  • Komodore: ".... Did, gravity just not work for a few moments for the sake of comedic effect? HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!"
  • Snoortos: "We ARE in a world of magic, so-"
  • Komodore: "GRAVITY AND MAGIC ARE NOT THE SAME PRINCIPALS?!"
  • Bird-Lizard: "Well, in Manatera, it kinda is... Not always, but, magic can influence gravity at times."
  • Komodore: "..... So, many, logic-pains from just knowing that!"
  • The Bird-Lizard picks up Scalemyer.
  • Scalemyer: "(Starts dusting off suit).... Thank you, Madam. We owe you this, miss....."
  • Bird-Lizard: "Widowus. My name's Widowus."
  • Snoortos: "Ohhh boy. Does that name have a cultural meaning that you have terrible luck in keeping living husbands? (Komodore smacked him) OWCH!?"
  • Scalemyer: "Duh, sorry, sorry, sorry about my Bulla friend, he uh, hasn't gone through SENSITIVITY TRAINING YET?!"
  • Widowus: "Actually, I haven't really married yet, nor, at all. I came from a nomadic clan. (Sighs).... I never got to secure a legacy, and never will, thanks to the Mana Cancer. A strain immune to magic and is powered by it..... I'm, doomed to this dark fate of loneliness and death. This sickness makes it difficult for me to walk, hench why I kept this old stick, even when I'm so young."
  • The trio were shocked to hear that and felt pity.... But then they remembered that they know exactly the kind of guy that would be of help to her!
  • Scalemyer: ".... My dear, fate has finally smiled apawn you this very day!"
  • Widowus: ".... What, do you mean?"
  • Snoortos: "Well, we're not beating around the bush, we know a Brain that is creating something that'll allow us access to magic without having to do that enlightenment gobbly gook that Titan want us to do!"
  • Komodore: "And he asked us to seek out a volunteer to test out his prototype strain after he made himself a being powered by this new creation."
  • Scalemyer: "And you, my dear, are perfect. You are a poor girl drastically down on her luck, her last legs, at the end of her rope,-"
  • Snoortos: "(Quietly) And thankfully a drifter so no legal shit will- (Komodore punched him) (Loudly) OW?!"
  • Scalemyer: "AHEM?! And with no one else to turn to! Well, no need to see a doctor nor healer, not even Gyspy with access to healing implements! Heck, no need to call a witch doctor even! My dear, the kind of glorious invention you are going to need, is one nothing like any of the healing and recovery business has never seen before."
  • Widowus: "Wait, are you advocating for like, magic with no limits?"
  • Scalemyer: "Well, the name is still a work in progress, but Fortunoos is suggesting something among the lines of, well, Nano Mana."
  • Snoortos: "But really it's easier to just call it "Artificial Magic", cause that's basically what it is- (Komodore smacked him again)! OWWWWW?! YA ARE AWARE YOU'RE SMACKING A KING, CORRECT?!"
  • Komodore: "Thank the gods my people practice democracy then."
  • Snoortos: "Tch, it's amazing that all this time our people existed and we never went to war with eachother! WE SHARED THE SAME UNIVERSE?!"
  • Komodore: "Perhaps that was because we respected your dynasty, for as long as you had it!"
  • Snoortos: "OH HO HO HO?! YOU GOT BALLSY THERE, VYRAN, BRINGING THE DYNASTY INTO THIS?!..... I respect that. I respect people that get ballsy!"
  • Komodore: "Big talk from- Oh, you didn't insult me in response to an anger-inducing call-out."
  • Snoortos: "Well what can I say? I think we're going somewhere with what Forty's doing and we got a volunteer to be the first try! My mood is eased, cause it's only a matter of time before Lyrma Solo is a Bullabull planet again!"
  • Komodore: ".... (Chuckles), Alchourse. And my people's rematch with the Yaterons is a matter of time as well."
  • Scalemyer: "AHEM?! All that and Pharagu's promised restoration project in good timing, gentlemen. So, My lady. (Extends hand) What do you say?"
  • Widowus: "...... Some part of me wants to be against this.... But, this is litterally an opportunity that'll never come to me again if my sickness were to have its way. (Takes Scalemyer's hand) What choice do I have anymore?"
  • Scalemyer: "My dear, you will NOT be disappointed, not a single bit."
  • Snoortos: "It honestly depends how well Fort's prototype works- (Gets smacked by Komodore again) OOF?!..... Okay, yeah, I earned that this time."
  • The trio started to lead Widowus off.

Fortunoos' lab in the UIS ship.

  • A Brainiacaazk, basically a jellyfish alien being, was seen experimenting with a contained mana well and using a specialized nanobot tec of this time period to mix with it, using a specialized power unlike magic or even science.... This, was artificial magic.
  • Snoortos unsubtly kicks open the self-opening doors.
  • Snoortos: "FORTY, WE'RE HOOOOME?!"
  • Fortunoos: "(Sighs, kept to his work) Snoortos, the doors are automatic, you did not need to break them out."
  • Snoortos: "Yeah, but it's more dynamic to do it anyway."
  • Fortunoos: "More like a waste of money, espeically since we unfortunately have yet to secure wealth independent of having to ironically utilize USRA-based currency. I would love the date of whenever we get our own currency."
  • Komodore: "Don't worry, when you get your artificial magic experiment up and running, we won't even have to spend money on it."
  • Fortunoos: "(Still focused on the experiment) Ugh, unless you three found a volunteer, I would rather be left in privacy, with no intentional disrespect to UIS' founders by all means."
  • Scalemyer: "Well, good news, Grandmind's favorite prodigy..... We found a 'her'!"
  • Fortunoos: "(Takes a break) Oh good. Here I thought I was gonna end up having to look for you three and find you all trapped in native flora or some other shenanigan you three might find yourselves in- (Turns to see Widowus, and was awe-struck..... She was beautiful, to the standards of her species alchourse.)..... Uh, duh, I, duh, I, I, duh, I, Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye, d'oooooooooooh, (Stutters like a fool)....."
  • Snoortos: "..... Uhhhh.... Fort?"
  • Komodore: "Are you, alright, Fortunoos?"
  • Scalemyer: "Ahem, is, is everything alright, Master Fortunoos?"
  • Fortunoos: "Duh,  duh'yaaaaaa, everything's all pretty- I MEAN BEAUTIFUL, D'OH, I MEAN GOOD?! EVERYTHING'S GOOD?!"
  • Awkward silence.....
  • Fortunoos: "...... Excuse me for a moment. (Zooms off to personal room)....."
  • Widowus: ".... Well, he's, eccentric."
  • Scalemyer: "(Laughs embarrassed), He uh, never got to interact with people much. Not even with his own race. Well, he does interact with his sister, BARELY, mind you, but don't worry, he's very good at what he's doing, it's just.... He's a, reclusive boy. He just uh, needs to get to know you."

Fortunoos' room.

  • Fortunoos: "(Stares at a mirror)...... Remember what Wetsi said, Fortunoos..... Self-control, and restraint. Okay? (Abit of silence)..... Okay. It's agreed."

Back in the lab.

  • Fortunoos came back out.
  • Fortunoos: "Ahem. I'm ever so sorry about the first impression, I.... I wasn't prepared for those three to come back with someone as, very good genetics as yourselves."
  • Widowus: ".... It's, fine, I guess? Listen, I'm sorry if you were startled in any way, sir, it's just that, your friends told me about you and-"
  • Fortunoos: "Well, "friends", is a very assumtuous word, for me at least. They're more like friends of my mentor in Headbrainer Jak'nozzis Vivianec Lalacorrion, or the Grandmind for more simplistic terminology. So in a grey-area sort've way they're my superiors, but they also listen to what I want because my race are leading founders of UIS, a, relatively new force meant to curb USRA expansion."
  • Widowus: "Sorry, USR-What?"
  • Fortunoos: "Let's just say that's a group where we hope that kind of question will become very commonly asked."
  • Komodore: "Basically the aim here is that we keep the soon to be isolated systems ignorant as possible of USRA existence."
  • Snoortos: "Or at least ensure they have as bad a rap as possible in these untouched systems so they can't grow like a bad rash here. Ya know, incase there's an issue of automatic knowledge. We try to be careful of unrealistic expectations of all untouched systems not having the damnest idea what the USRA is."
  • Widowus: ".... Well honestly, if they do things like turn planets into garbage dumps, take away planets significant to dynasties and/or protect races that prematurely ascended to the highest level, then, I would not want them anywhere near Manatera."
  • Snoortos: "EXACTLY! Their starry-eyed idealist idiots who's group is destined for failure! It may not be today nor even in the next year, but that's the thing! I bet'ya that soon, because of all the cushy crud they're offering, it's gonna breed entitlement and corruption like a plague! Alot of the USRA races are Young Races, they've yet to truly understand that reality does not bow to well-intentions and ideals! All they're gonna end up doing is give out false hype while unsavory characters are the ones reaping the benefits, then one day there's gonna be the one guy that's gonna get screwed over by the corrupt standards and does something that'll make the standard LOOK bad, then next thing ya know, CHAOS AND COLLAPSE?! There might even be universe-wide wars from this!"
  • Scalemyer: "Don't you think you're being too worst-case scenario?"
  • Snoortos: "Not saying it's a garrentie to happen, but, we Bullas always trust this universal truth: The Path of Good Intentions, is ALWAYS GONNA LEAD TO HELL?! And that's the USRA's issue! They deemed themselves messiahs and think that things that work perfectly for them as it is, is universally gonna work for others! Other races won't always work the same way! In fact, other races and worlds, should be allowed to make their own legacies, even if not always an ideal one, not be turned into a, rubber-stamped brand-name! And I don't even want to know on how they would deal with races that don't ever fit with their idealism!"
  • Komodore: "Well, I pray it's not another repeat of the Vexxomite fiasco. Though rumors of the development of "Exile Sheilds", doesn't sound any better. Either those things doom a race to stagnation or worse, or end up failing and leave people still having to deal with the offending race at the least!"
  • Scalemyer: "Exactly my sentiments! If there's something problematic with a way a certain race does things, it should be actively and patiently worked with to earn their trust and bring concern to them in a way that doesn't offend them nor come off as too demanding. Just exiling them to their own planet with a crude planetary system-cutting space shield feels like, a quitter's method! Another short-cut to a long term problem! If anything, treating beings like prisoners of their own planet JUST MAKES THEM WORSE! I am worried those shields WILL become a continuous point of contention well into the future of UIS!"
  • Snoortos: "Tch, it's one thing for them to be wary of Astro Lasers. I mean fine, I get it, those things are glorified astro-drills with the ability to bust something bigger than an asteroid! But then they pull a double-standard and start making those Exile Sheilds? How is cutting off a planet from being able to be in the grander community ANY BETTER THEN JUST BLOWING IT THE FUCK UP?! I mean, give Astro Lasers this, at least when they destroy a planet, it's quick and, relatively painless. It's over in a relative instance! And at least in some cases you can evacuation from a doomed planet if a warning was given out! Exile Sheilds? Ugh, it sounds equivocal, to suffocation! Any race that does something to the remind the USRA races that reality doesn't bow to idealism, is doomed to a stagnated, slow death!? Prolonged extinction events even! What if those things are used on a planet with a personal crisis like over-population or something was wrong with the planet?"
  • Komodore: "Well if you ask me, it feels like those things would be used to scare races that otherwise wouldn't give two flying FUCKS about their existence or their ideals into backing off from only doing what they had evolved to do. It's another method of trying to rubber-stamp-brand-name a race into THEIR standards. It's deplorable! It's-"
  • Fortunoos: "AHEM?! Can you gentlemen kindly talk about your politics outside? I need to work with miss Widowus."
  • Scalemyer: "..... Oh, so sorry. Our mistake. (The trio left)."
  • Fortunoos turned it's attention back to the mana well and resume with his prototype, getting ready within reasonable pace for Widowus....
  • Widowus: "So, how, exactly is this going to work?"
  • Fortunoos: "Ohh? Well, I'm simply going to make this prototype strain from a sample of the normal mana liquid and, well, just have it inside of you."
  • Widowus: "Wow, that easy? So, do I have to uh, drink it, are you going to inject it into me, or-"
  • Fortunoos: "No consumption or injection required. (Finished his prototype, and shows her a purple and kinda gooey magic liquid)... Simply, touch it, and the nanos in the liquid'll be absorbed right into you."
  • Widowus: ".... Oh.... This, (Hesitantly touches the goop) Won't hurt me, right- (The goop starts flashing) Wait, what's happening-"

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH?!

  • Widowus: "(Was very confused)...... Was that, suppose to happen?"
  • Fortunoos: "I suspect it's apart of the process. It is the prototype after all."
  • Widowus: "Well, I don't exactly feel different. Maybe except healthier, but- (Realises something)..... Healthier? (Drops the stick)..... (Walks).... I can walk without being exhausted! (Leaps up and triple flipped and landed on a perfect handstand, surprising Fortunoos) I CAN REALLY MOVE WITHOUT QUICK EXSIRSON?!"
  • Fortunoos: "You're surprisingly flexible, my dear."
  • Widowus: "(Starts doing fighting poses) I am able to fight again! No more hiding from goons for me! (Does a reverse somersault and jumps into a reverse flip and lands on a gymnastic pose)! FORTUNOOS, YOU ARE AMAZING?!"
  • Fortunoos blushed in even his brain top at that....
  • Fortunoos: "Duh, uh, well, it's, no trouble really, I-"
  • Widowus: "Fortunoos...... I want to help spread the word about this."
  • Fortunoos was surprised......
  • Widowus: "..... I want to help share this gift to the world, the universe if fates allow."
  • Fortunoos: ".... Alchourse, you, you are welcome to help us. (The two held hands.)"

Slight Timelapse.

  • Widowus was seen testing out her nearly granted Nanomana wings, where artificial magic produced the wings from long and strong robotic arm-bits of the wings, making her like an AUU dragon, as she excitedly shouted as she flew with them, Fortunoos meditating on a Brainiacazzk-specific alter, able to mind the noise disturbance, if not that it also eased him, as if the joy Widowus has for life is enough for him.
  • Widowus: "FORT, THESE WINGS ARE AMAZING?!"
  • Fortunoos: "(Still meditating) Well my dear, you said you always dreamed you can fly and be like a dragthon, so, who am I to not utilized my intelligence to grant this such dream?"
  • Widowus: "YOU ARE THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME?! (Zooms with a speed-inducing swoop and grabs Fortunoos, smacking him out of his meditation)...... And I mean that."
  • Fortunoos: "..... Alchourse my dear, I- (Saw that the trio were all standing by and staring at him and Widowus)..... Uh, Widowus, maybe uh.... Save anything intimate for a more private affair?"
  • Widowus: "Oh how it's this not- (Was turned to see the trio)..... Duh, ooh! Oh! (Gets off) My, my apologies, Mana Lords Komodore, Snoortos, and Scalemyer. Didn't see ya there."
  • Fortunoos: "What can I do for my dear brothers in artificial magic?"
  • Scalemyer: "Fortunoos, Widowus, we bare grand news.... Artificial Magic has become a widely accepted commodity thanks to Widowus' story!"
  • Fortunoos: "As I predicted."
  • Widowus: "Honey, I'm so proud of you, of us."
  • Scalemyer: "It gets better. They-"
  • Snoortos: "They're making ya a queen."
  • Komodore: "Hey now, (Smacks Snoortos), We agreed to let Scale tell them that."
  • Widowus: "(Surprised)...... I'm..... I'm a queen now?"
  • Scalemyer: "You my dear, have been made such an inspiring story of triumph over adversity, that you had been set to become new Queen of Manatera."
  • Widowus: "Oh my gosh! (Grabs Fortunoos) Honey, did you hear that?! I'm a queen! And you, my dear Fortunoos, will make for a great king-"
  • Snoortos: "Uh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that's the thing. There's, abit of a catch. Forty is only being designated as a guardian of Artificial Magic, like how our titan friend is that for organic magic? I mean, by all means you'll be allowed to be in love with him, but, uhhh..... Guardians are not allowed to be in politics."
  • Widowus: ".... Oh..... Why, is it like that?"
  • Komodore: "Well it's been said that getting involved in mortal affairs distracts them from their duty of guarding the sources of magic, whether artificial or organic. Now, they won't protest to established romance, but, they want to condition your becoming of queen, by being paired with a king. Now, worry not, they did say you don't have to marry him or anything, it can be strictly a professional affair."
  • Scalemyer: "Which is oddly progressive for a mostly medieval world."
  • Widowus: "Well, okay. Being queen still sounds like a great thing otherwise. And hey, if my stand-in King turns out to be a jerkwad, glad to know he'll be more like a co-worker then anything serious."
  • ???: "(Stereotypical Brooklyn Accent) Still would've been SWEET to nail that reptilian ass though!"
  • A fat Knightan in a barely well-fitted medieval noblemen attire, with a pot-belly-exposed was seen, as he has 5'o'Clock shadow, a smug grin with litterally THE worse dental disaster of anyone even of his time, and fingers filled of fancy jewels that may or not be fak-o.
  • Knightan: "Hiya, how ya doing, the name's Theodore Bi'yackstabba Agamemnon, pleasure to meet THE creator of Fake Magic himself, Fortaclese."
  • Fortunoos: ".... (Deadpan and annoyed) Fortunoos."
  • Theodore: "Fortunoos, Fortaclese, whateva! They both start with fort, so I ain't wrong off the starting gate! Pleasure to meet the most famous UIS Jelly Dad on this side of the cosmos, eh?"
  • Fortunoos: "(Deadpan) Do we really have to resort with crude names of UIS' critics, Theodore?"
  • Theodore: "Hey, just catching up to the inedibly, ya know? I don't expect this isolation stuff being popular with people, I'm just saying here."
  • Fortunoos: ".... (Stern) Look, charming as this little encounter is, we are VERY busy people, we need to meet up with the Mana Lords' selected pupil to be stand-in king to rule Artificial Magic in balance as per request of the people of the planet."
  • Scalemyer, Snoortos, and Komodore winced at that....
  • Snoortos: "..... Uhhhh, Fort?..... This is the Stand-In Guy."
  • Fortunoos and Widowus got shocked.....
  • Fortunoos: "(Got angry as head-top turns red) HE'S, WHAAAAAAAAAT!?"
  • Scalemyer: "Now now, Fort, I, admit there is, an issue with manners, appearance, and- (Theodore farted and burped at the same time, disgusting all present)....."
  • Theodore: ".... What? Better out then in, I always say. (Laughs crudely)."
  • Scalemyer: "...... (Deadpan) And personal hygiene. (Normally) But all this can be amended with proper training and-"
  • Fortunoos: "TRAINING?! YOU GRANTED THIS CHARLATAN ARTIFICAL MAGIC WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!"
  • Snoortos: "Awww, crap, Scales, I told ya he wasn't gonna like the fat weirdo!"
  • Theodore: "Oh what, am I suddenly invisible all the sudden?"
  • Fortunoos: "..... My brothers, a word in private?"
  • Fortunoos dragged the trio off telepathic!
  • Theodore: ".... Uhhhh, (To Widowus) Soooo, one fellow Fake Magic Use'a to anoth'a. What's it like to- (Widowus turned her head at him with a huff, and flew off) AWWW, DON'T YA BE LIKE THAT?!"

Fortunoos' lab.

  • Fortunoos: "ARE YOU THREE INSANE?! You can't just randomly adopt some random person and give them Artificial Magic, there's a delicate process to it! You need to be able to judge a person's soul and ultimately see if there's a good reason why they should possess power unlike anything the Outers are willing to permit us! Widowus was given her's cause she NEEDED IT! She was dying of sickness and so I saved her! In fact I recently finished the operation of giving her the wings! Artificial Magic is suppose to be for those that are willing to honor its lessons to attend with a personal woe, NOT OUT OF RANDOM WHIM?!"
  • Scalemyer: "Hear us out, Fortunoos. Theodore did had something justifiable of being with us now."
  • Fortunoos: "And this being?"
  • Scalemyer: ".... Well okay, it's not exactly of the same caliber as Widowus' reasons, but, it is unfortunate. Theodore is pretty much an outcast to his people."
  • Fortunoos: "(Sarcastically) Ya don't say?"
  • Snoortos: "..... Alright, ya got us there, it's not like the Knightans were reasonless in this."
  • Fortunoos: "Being an outcast is not always of tragic nature if there was a reason for it. And I believe Theodore's status is too well earned for this position."
  • Komodore: "Fortunoos, before you make us reverse these actions, hear us out. What if Artificial Magic can change this Knightan? Make him a VASTLY better person then currently?"
  • Scalemyer: "Exactly. If we can change Mr. Agamemnon's behavior from the boorish ruffian he is, to, well, I'll curb my expectations to say, at least a SLIGHTLY less boorish ruffian, and/or at least have his personality be tolerable for Widowus to feel, neutral towards, that much at least, ya know."
  • Fortunoos: "It is not the crude personality that worries me.... Though nary it helps."
  • Snoortos: "Look, if it's about how he made a comment about Widowus-"
  • Fortunoos: "NOT EVEN ENTIRELY THAT?! Though I can't say I feel comfortable letting my beloved around that, "being", if it's appropriate to consider him that. Though it also would be disrespectful to animals to consider HIM as such."
  • Scalemyer: "Then dare I ask, what is the issue?"
  • Fortunoos: "..... There is something in Theodore's soul that worries me, that him ascending to Artificial Magic usage, would be deemed the gravest mistake ever to be committed by any beings. A mistake, WORSE then any past and future mistakes the USRA would do-"
  • Snoortos: "HOLD UP?! Are you trying to say that we're making a boneheaded move with Theo like how any USRA chump would?!"
  • Komodore: ".... Fortunoos, how could you?"
  • Scalemyer: "..... Master Fortunoos, I can get behind you don't want Theodore as he currently is to be anywhere near Widowus, believe me, I won't deny that Theodore is drastically crass and crude...... But to compare the prospect of recruiting Theodore into Artificial Magic, to Pharagu's Blight?!"
  • Fortunoos: "(Realises he pushed a sensitive button with them).... My brothers, I, I meant nothing by that, it's purely a theory-"
  • Scalemyer: "AS A FRIEND OF YOUR MENTOR, YOU ARE TO HUSH UP, YOUNG MAN?!"
  • Fortunoos: "I'm actually half of a millennia older than you guys-"
  • Scalemyer: "AGAIN, AS A FRIEND OF YOUR MENTOR?! BRAINIACAAZKS MAY BE LEADING FORCES IN UIS, BUT SINCE YOU ARE AN APPRENTICE OF GRANDMIND, YOU LISTEN TO US BY A ROUGH PROXY?! (Fortunoos eases down, reckitneses that the trio are beyond pissed off!) Look, I get that Theodore, is QUITE the renovation project?! I won't pretend that he's some misunderstood soul?! And I won't be ignorant to any discontent Widowus may have with him! I can get behind that he wasn't what you would've chosen, and I get you didn't liked we acted without your knowledge! But, to compare, enlisting someone you didn't happen to like, to the woes the USRA inflicted apawn Pharagu?! And robbing the Bullas of their Dynasty-Significant planet?! And giving the Vyrans their first ever defeat by a rough technicality that a previous leader lost his mind?! Again, I get you don't LIKE Theodore, and we won't aim to force a more positive opinion, BUT THIS?!"
  • Fortunoos: "..... My brothers, I'm, I'm sorry. It's just, being connected to even a simulation to real magic, has awaken me into the inner spirits of people. And, I simply saw something that worried me about Theodore. I was only trying to protect you three from something that could damage you forever, cost all of us everything."
  • Snoortos: "Then fine. Theo's gonna get a stricter training regiment."
  • Komodore: "We'll restrict his access to the full potaintional in case there's any reason your concerns are accurate."
  • Scalemyer: "Again, I know Theodore is.... Oh I can't mince word around this, so I'm just gonna say it! He's a fixer-upper. But Fortunoos..... We trust Artificial Magic enough to bring out, even if only like, his small better nature, so at the least Widowus would, tolerate, being around him. We wouldn't've even brought him to this gift if we had no reason to believe he was gonna do good. If it helps, the Knightans have no knowledge of the USRA, nevermind even aspirations for membership status, they're perfectly safe from flawed and corruptable concepts, ergo, safe to introduce Artificial Magic to, even if, on a less then ideal individual...."
  • Fortunoos sighed worriedly....
  • Scalemyer: ".... (Comforts Fortunoos) Fortunoos, I promise you, if our training with Theodore never goes anywhere, and he stays the boorish cretin he is, or gets worse in a worst-case scenario, we will conclude any further associations with Theodore and cut off his training. We'll even negotiate with the Manatera council about another better-suited king for Widowus to work with. We promise we won't make you feel like you have no control of the situation whatsoever. We will always prioritize your needs before our own.... Even if they involve Pharagu."
  • Snoortos: "Ehhh, kinda a hard call to pick you over a guaranteed Lyrma Solo take-back- (Komodore smacks him) OW?!.... (Sighs), This said, if it means you stay working with us, I would afford letting the Bullabull Dynasty to go inactive for 100 years, to ensure your trust."
  • Komodore: "As would I to allow Yaterons to be ill-fit to keep Teadr 1 if it means ensuring that I value and respect your existence. We intent on honoring your wishes the best we can."
  • Scalemyer: "Just, at least allow us to TRY and see if we can fix the hot-mess Theodore currently is. If we can't make him at the least a less boorish charlatan, then no questions ask, he's gone. But if we can even only activate a minimal change, then we promise he'll be made to respect Widowus' boundaries as much as possible so there is no fear of romantic usurps. We'll make sure he fearfully respects our word or he'll lose everything handed to him. He'll be nothing more than a side-dish to Widowus' rule. He's mostly just gonna be there to satisfy the Manatera Council on that they have a queen with a king. (Deadpan) Because rights and privileges to females being trusted without male presence in this planet is still an experimental concept here."
  • Komodore: "It IS a medieval world after all. Such nonsense is to be expected."
  • Snoortos: "Hey, we're still lucky they even welcomed the idea of Widowus being a queen in charged of things at all and that they let her stay with Forty. This planet is not THAT backwords."
  • Scalemyer: "Yes, but, I would like to believe they could use, further improvement. The Eras of BK, AK, and the earliest periods of BBCE, dare I even include the earliest eras of the Transitional Period, are bygone eras now. Females being allowed equal opportunity as males may still be an infant concept, but I won't question that it'll catch on into the coming years."
  • Snoortos: "Well don't expect this planet to be crazy for the idea overnight."
  • Komodore: "Yes. Change is slow, but it does come."
  • The trio leaves to go into their usual political chats.
  • Fortunoos sighed..... He wanted to trust his Brothers in Artificial Magic that they'll keep true to their word, and he KNOWS they mean it if they said they'll hold off on personal goals if it meant ensuring that he can trust them... It's just Theodore he can't trust. He fears, for the worse with him.

Another Brief Timelapse.

  • Fortunoos was seen meditating n his private palace, this being that he's trying to ease current stress..... He was not comforted that Theodore's training, went very, VERY poorly. Every attempt to introduce heavy doses of Artificial Magic only confirmed Fortunoos' concerns, that Theodore was not mentally capable of this power without addiction and power madness. Though thankfully it was reversed every time. But what bothered Fortunoos the most is that the trio proved hesitant to really get rid of Theodore... Well, not yet, anyway. Scalemyer did warned that it's a difficult political process that removing Theodore is NOT as easy as that. There is a matter of finding another protosay. Fortunoos respects this, but, it doesn't ease his worry. Theodore showed signs of unhealthy addiction to his craft. Fortunoos needs to cure that addiction before-
  • ???: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?!"
  • Fortunoos was snapped out of his meditative state, as he looked to see his private personal Scribe, Joffrey, dead and murdered. To his horror, it was done by Theodore..... But he wasn't alone. The once-respected Moebian Guard, had been corrupted by Theodore's addiction.....
  • Fortunoos' head top turned purple, signifying fear......
  • Theodore: "..... How ya doing, Jelly?"
  • Fortunoos: "...... Theodore, what, what have you done? Joffrey had a family to return to! And why are the moebians behind you?!"
  • Theodore: "Forty, forty, forty. Isn't it obvious? I'm doing what the business people would call, an insurrection. I feel like you're not doing enough to REALLY play with what Fake Magic can do!"
  • Fortunoos: "Theodore, you are not well! This is exactly what I was telling my brothers about! When I cure you of your last trace of Artificial Magic, I will discuss this with my brothers in artificial magic, and this will finally motivate them to-"
  • Theodore: "Oh let me guess: GET RID OF ME?! This shit ain't no secret to me?! I knew from that time, when you and Widowus didn't really liked me, that this may be a temporary arrangement! I knew that eventually, you would've convinced your reptile friends to dump my ass?! Admit it?!"
  • Fortunoos: "..... I meant no malice in rejecting you, Theodore. Apart from some, distasteful first impressions, I only meant to keep you from being a danger to yourself and others. You had, a darkness that I only meant to prevent from becoming worse. I was worried that Artificial Magic would be too much for you..... And what you did to Joffrey, and having tainted my respected guard..... Confirms this fear. Now, I only feel pity for you. I came to know that you suffer from many insecurities, that even your family were abhorred by you, simply because of your behavior, because you were borned a gender they did not desire. And I pity you for this. I would otherwise wish you happiness..... But it cannot be in Manatera anymore."
  • Theodore: "Ya see, this is why I'm aiming to get rid of ya, jelly-head?! Ya introduced something that can change the course of history, empower the people MORE then what boring old organic magic had done, and you waste it's potaintional by still letting old school organic magic call all the shots here?!"
  • Fortunoos: "Because I am trying to respect the wills of forces greater than even UIS or that of my people, Theodore! Even the Mana Lords reckitnese this, albeit begrudgingly in some cases. I want them to earn their trust, to show that Artificial Magic, though not of their direct influence, can be ruled with balance."
  • Theodore: "Oh, and what about what Manatera's Dear Uncles wanted from this, Jelly-Dad?! Scalehead wants to take back a Garbage Dump Planet from these USRA clowns, Snoorty's after some planet called Lierma Solo or what-the-fuck-ever, and Komodo has MAJOR issues with these Yat-O-Ron guys! Be honest, ya meant for Artificial Magic to wipe these USRA guys off the map!"
  • Fortunoos: "Be ensured that is only something THEY want. And to be fair, the USRA bare a risk of inadvertently disrespecting balance by wanting to spread to all universes, parading themselves as a force of good, when in truth, they are at risk of being corruption and entitlement's playground, and that the alliance is doomed to collapse, or at worse they hurt more then they claim want to help. Yes, I won't denounce the sad truth that Artificial Magic exists for a purpose the Manatera Titan refused for organic magic to do, to quell those deemed a threat to this balance. The USRA races are too young in cosmic terms to understand that the universes will not always bow to idealism."
  • Theodore: "(Breaks into laughter)! THEN THAT MAKES SCALEY AND THE DUO VERY IRONIC HYPOCRITES, DON'T IT?! (Laughs)?! I MEAN, UIS BASICLY EXISTS, BECAUSE THREE OF THE FOUNDING RACES, ARE BUTT-HURT BY WHAT A BUNCH OF SCHMOES DID?! I mean, what? They lose two planets and wars to abunch of mammals? BOO-FUCKING-HOO?! And no one even knows what you brains wanted out of all this?!"
  • Fortunoos: "...... Long ago, before even this point in time, my mentor's mentor was forced to use cosmic powers to banish our people's friends into the isolated systems to prevent a misguided lust for revenge after what the Yaterons had committed against the Ehswans. He feared for ensured destruction for attacking an iconic race to misguided beings..... That is why apawn my mentor's ascension, Headbrainer Jak'nozzis, The Grandmind, he wanted to introduce balance into a growingly misguided universe, blinded by misunderstood hype. To protect them from worshipping flawed idols endangered of being self-corruptive and self-ruining."
  • Theodore: "(Arrogant chuckle) AND YA DO THIS BY CUTTING SYSTEMS OFF FROM USRA TERRITORIES?! ALL THAT'S GONNA DO IS MAKE THOSE SAME MORONS HATE YOU?!"
  • Fortunoos: "Doing a greater good does not always have to be appreciated or loved. My master understood this well. The best he can do is shield other systems from the inevitable disasters the USRA races will face from their misguided zeals, transforming into greed and corruption. Because relying on one regime as suppose to establish your own rule and legacy, is dangerious."
  • Theodore: "Oh what, you're afraid that if anything happens to those USRA-Yuts, everything's gonna break into a war?!"
  • Fortunoos: "IN A WAY, YES?! (Headtop turns to red anger) THE PRICE FOR THE VICE OF BEING DEPENDENT ON THOSE LIKE THE USRA CAN BARE A DANGERIOUS PRICE?! As before, the USRA races are young, and have yet to realize that their misguided belief in this "Manifest" destiny to have all systems under their roof will risk a crowded, unmanageable house that will collapse and will hurt many! It may be too late for reachable territories within USRA races' grasps, but the soon to be Isolated Systems will be spared from such horrors, and avoid such a cruel fate."
  • Theodore: ".... (Laughs like a drunken dumbass)!..... Seriously?! UIS never thought that instead of, ya know, cutting off systems, which, ironically, is just as effective to THOSE worlds' destinies as suppose to letting the USRA have their mits on them, sometimes in ways you couldn't imagine, (Fortunoos was shocked and in realization of his own master's flawed design in an otherwise still good plan) was a better course of action, AS SUPPOSE, (Breaks into more laughter), to just sitting those yuts down and coherse them to not fall into their own hype?! I mean, the planets were aligned for UIS to come in and turned the USRA into MUCH more "Balance-Respecting" bitches like YOU ARE CLEARLY, but instead, NOPE?! JUST MAKE GIANT SPACE WALLS OR PLANT EXPENSIVE ARMIES THERE, AND CUT EVERYONE OFF?! GREAAAAAAAAAAT CHOICE?! (Breaks into Laughter with his corrupted goons)!"
  • Fortunoos: "..... (Stern) Though I will be sure to bring this flaw to my mentor's attention, the first thing I aim to do, is correct the miscarriage of existence that is YOU, Theodore. I'm sorry, but you will have to be put down like a rabid animal, for I will take away your Artificial Magic in a way that'll trigger the bio-degradation system in the nanos! That is meant to quicken the decaying process while Nanomana isn't wasted on a corpse and would be allowed a new master..... Thing is, if done on a living being.... Well, I must warn that the bioslime in the aftermath no longer bares sentience.... Or signs of life. As I had made it that Artificial Magic was always meant to be in people, so to prevent removal done by critics and those of traditional values from just undoing people's baring of it by inducing a risk of murdering barers of Artificial Magic."
  • Theodore: "Oh, then we understand that only ONE of us is leaving the room alive, then?"
  • Fortunoos: ".... It aches my heart it had to end like this, Theodore. My brothers pour their heart and souls into wanting to make you better than this. I know their hearts are breaking at the sight of you being a failure...."
  • Theodore: ".... (Darkly) Then those hearts, (Conjures an Artificial Magic sword), Are about to break like freaking glass!"
  • Fortunoos: "..... THEN SO BE IT?!"
  • Theodore and Fortunoos lunged at eachother!
  • After an intense clash, it looked as if Fortunoos had it in the bag, but then, suddenly, Theodore swiped at him with the sword, making Fortunoos felt a sharp pain!
  • Theodore: ".... Jellyfish Kabobs..... MY NEW SPECIALLY?!"
  • Theodore kicks Fortunoos off as he fell into the ground, next to Joffrey's body.....
  • Theodore started to laugh maniacally as he was noticed to slowly mutant.....
  • Fortunoos, even in an injured state, slowly touched the fallen body of Joffrey.....
  • Fortunoos: ".... (Weakly) Forgive me, Joffrey....."
  • Theodore, ignorant to what Fortunoos is actually doing and paying Fortunoos' glowing body no mind, leveled the sword about Fortunoos, and quickly lowers the blade as things fade off to black!

Many Years down the line...

  • A Borish Yak-goat in an Executioner's mask walks down the dungeon, and opens a door to a room filled with beautiful females dressed in outfits kinda like Princess Jasmine's outfit, with Widowus, held in a specialized cage designed to hold her.... Alot of the Maidens got frightened, but Widowus doesn't even look like she acknowledged the brute's presence. In truth, she does, she just doesn't have the kindest opinion of him that to her, likely so much that to her, he's not even WORTHY of her attention.....
  • Yak-Goat: ".... Okay, Harem Dunguin Master here?! I got news! In thanks to some WITCH with a difficult to pronounced name, despite the Moebians' best efforts, King Agamemnon has been assassinated?! (The Harem got surprised)..... ARTIFICIAL MAGIC IS DEAD?! (This caused Widowus to open her eyes, this much finally warranted her attention)..... But don't count this to be the end of it. Poopsnoot won't enjoy his victory forever. Moebius claims he knows friends that can help correct this! Cause truth be told..... Well let's just say Agamemnon was meant to be finished in a different way. We could've enjoyed the era of Moebius by now if it wasn't for-.... Ugh, what's the blasted name again..... Masooza Venven Yun. Oh well. Either way, it still leaves the harem dungeon, all for good ol' Claudious P. Erverson. You ladies are all mine now. (Turns attention to the cage as the Harem slaves became fearful of now having to adhere to Claudious' desires now).... Especially you, you naughty sexy fake Dracthon......"
Soul Rail - myuu

Soul Rail - myuu

  • Widowus: "..... (Soft dark chuckle)....."
  • Claudious: "....... Oy?! What's so funny, queenie!?"
  • Widowus: "...... Ever so dear, Harem Dungiun Master..... I want to partially thank you for sharing this, glorious news of Agamemnon's demise. (Gets up)."
  • Claudious: ".... Tch, given the gross shit you were made to do to certain parts of the old croaker, no shit you are happy about this. Well don't get too damn excited, cause now, it's time for the Harem Dungeon Master to get his GROOVE ON?!"
  • Widowus: "(Near-maniacal cackle!?) (This scares the harem, even Claudious abit)..... You poor, simple, fool.... You have no idea, how doomed you truly are. (Suddenly, the door was heard slamming shut, Claudious turning to see a scribe not too dis-simular to Joffrey).... Punctual as ever, Lazon."
  • Lazon: "(Chuckles)...... I aim to please, my beloved Queen."
  • Claudious: "..... WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YOU STUPID SCRIBE?!"
  • Lazon: "I believe the intention here..... (Darkly) Is justice."
  • Claudious got scared, heard technological destruction and turned his attention to the now destroyed cage.... Widowus was freed and nowhere to be seen.....
  • Claudious: "......  This, this isn't funny?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A QUEEN, NOT A MEAN-SPIRITED JACKASS OF A JESTER?! ALSO, AREN'T YOU NORMALLY TOO DOCILE FOR THIS?!"
  • Widowus' voice: "Many years of torment, humiliation and degradation, and whilst rotting in this whore motel, BROKEN THAT POOR WIDOWUS AGES AGO?! AGAMEMNON IS TO BLAME?!"
  • Claudious: "(Gets really scared)..... Okay, okay, okay, how's about, I, I just let you go free?! My Nanomana's kaput anywa-..... Yet, you were able to break out of your cell.... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! YOU SHOULD BE RENDERED USELESS AS WELL?!"
  • Widowus' voice: "You underestimated Fortunoos' genius. Atypical to a brute like you. My Artificial Magic operates independently of the well as a prototype version of Artificial Magic as it was. I was among the first few to embrace it first, after all."
  • Claudious: ".... SCRIBE, GET OUT OF THE FREAKING WAY, WIDOWUS HAS LOST HER SHIT?!"
  • Lazon: "Oh don't worry..... She won't harm me nor any of your other hostages.... It's you she wants. (Chuckles bemusedly)..... Consider this, the universe granting your final judgment, Claudious..... May the Final Takers, growl in disgust at your heart."
  • Widowus' shadow loomed over Claudious, as he slowly looked behind him in fear....
  • Claudious: "(Screams like the phatic coward he truly was)!"

At a barred window of the basement dungeon, a flash was noticed as the scream faded, followed by a sploosh!

  • Elsewhere, the Moebians were seen freeing Moebius from his entombment.
  • Mustached Mobeian: "..... Well, what did I just told you, Moebius?"
  • Moebius: "OH SHUT UP, MOUS STACHE?! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT I LOST A MAJOR SCORE OF THE UUF BACK HOME, NOW THIS ETHICIST WITCH SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND TAKES AWAY MY GLORY?! IT WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECTLY IRONIC TO USE UIS' OWN MISTAKE AGAINST THEM?! ARTIFICIAL MAGIC COULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT ASSET?!"
  • Mous Stache: "Well, we may as well do this planet a favor, resign from the Moebians and leave?! The Commander will NOT be pleased in that not only did we failed to re-established a base in the same isolated systems as the mad traitor that ruined it, BUT WE DISOBEYED PROTOCOL ON TOP OF IT AND GOT INVOLVED IN A CONFLICT THAT, LET'S BE CLEAR HERE, WASN'T NESSERSARLY OF UUF INTERESTS?! YOU ONLY THOUGHT THE UUF WOULD DESIRE THIS PLANET, BUT YOU ALSO NEGLECTED TO INFORM OUR SUPERIORS OF IT?!"
  • Moebius: "BECAUSE I WANTED TO SURPRISE THEM?! IF I CALLED AHEAD OF TIME AND SAY "HEY, I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT ME TO REBUILD ON WHAT THAT CRAZY SCIENCE GUY RUINED, BUT HOW'S ABOUT WE BENUFACT AND THEN BETRAY A TYRANT MAD KING ADDICTED TO FAKE MAGIC SO WE CAN USE SAID FAKE MAGIC AGAINST UIS, WHICH IRONICALLY ENOUGH, THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR"?! THAT PROPOSAL WOULD'VE BEEN REFUSED BECAUSE THE COMMANDER CAME TO BE AFRAID OF RISKS, MOUS?!"
  • Mous: "NOT WITHOUT GOOD REASON?! Espeically after the Atomsmash fiasco, the commander tries to be cautious of SUCH mistakes?!"
  • Moebius: ".... OKAY FINE?! IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG BABY ABOUT THIS, THEN FINE, WE RESIGN FROM THE MOEBIANS?! WE'LL GO BACK TO USURPIA TO HAVE OUR HEADS RIPPED OFF?!"
  • Lazon's voice: "Is that correct?"
  • Lazon arrived, as it was seen that the harem girls were boarding hover bandwagons and fleeing the castle.....
  • Lazon: "..... I want to inform you gentlemen, and/or any possible ladies in the group, just out of respect, that Queen Widowus, (Lifts a goo-covered mask of Claudious)..... Has returned."
  • Moebian 1: "..... (Then grabs Moebius) Then all hail the Queen."
  • Moebians: "ALL HAIL THE QUEEN?!"
  • Moebius: "OH YOU ASSHOLES WERE AWFULLY QUICK TO DITCH AGAMEMNON?!"
  • Moebian 1: "You admitted the exact same thing, "Sir". Don't you DARE get high and mighty with us."
  • Lazon: "Take him to the castle. When Widowus addresses the issue with Manaventi with UIS.... She'll see you next afterwords, Moebius. And be forewarned...... Your punishment, is going to be, well earned for your part in Agamemnon's horror."
  • Moebius: "Oh I'm sure it can't be worse when what my superiors would do to me!"
You'll Be SORRY

You'll Be SORRY

  • Moebius: "OKAY, WHO'S THE WISEGUY, (Gets dragged off by Moebians) I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR THAT?! LET ME GO, YOU HYPOCRITICAL DOUBLE-STANDERDERS?!"
  • Moebian 2: "We know what you are, but what are we?"
  • Lazon began to softly chuckle as he walked off, were as he did, a murky reflection of Fortunoos' true form was seen.....
  • Lazon: "(With Fortunoos' voice) All according to plan. (Chuckles)......"
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