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Craig Vesling and Sirith have been together for a while since they defeated the KOAM. But now, on Valentine's Day, or Zing Day (As 'Zing' is 'connected love' in ancient monster dialect and language which is why it's a common word in several monster-occupied areas), Sirith is considering proposing to Craig. However, there is something in her way: the vampire named Diana who was Craig's ex-girlfriend in high school as they broke up when she sold his favorite stuffed companion, though in meaning to get him a better one because the old bear has long passed it's prime and looked as if it was falling from the seams, but Craig proved to have too much sentimental value to the old junky bear and dumped Diana is resurfaced childhood rage and, admitingly in hindsight didn't exactly handled it alot better then he did, breaking Diana's heart, and earned him a negitive reputation in the vampire community at the time until being a hero who protected the planet made that all under the bridge, and as such, is intent to get him back, but discovered she was too late as she finds him with Sirith before she could finally get it back. Utterly jealous, she proves to be a clever trickster as she manages to manipulate Craig and Sirith's minds enough for them to consider breaking up, but because of their newfound love and strong clear connection, it was all but impossible, even through mind-control, blackmail, trickery, and anything else, as Zing-based love was all too powerful to die. Diana, broken beyond belief, has now resorted to the unspeakable. She frees a lost spirit of a monster hunter named Kill'o Beastmen, a much more successful and mentally balenced monster hunter threat to Spookivainia then Mons Star and has a LEGIT tragic backstory to boot, was asked to kill Sirith so she can have Craig again to herself. However, Kill'o proved too true of his former life and instead nearly killed Diana as a "Foul Vampiric Tempress", especially since he recognizes her as the daughter of one of his worst targets when he was still alive, then proceeds to haunt Spookivainia and attack monsters who are lucky to escape with their lifes and limps intact. The Horror Oak, in being alarmed by this, gets Vlad to summon the Lougers to go in Spookivainia and put the ghost of Kill'o back to rest and find the culpret of this crime. With Diana hiding in the shadows out of fear as she knows that this was bound to be similar to the Zing-based tragedy of the same person whom Valentine's Day is named after, named such as a reminder of the disastrous consequences of messing with Zing-crossed lovers. Can our heroes save Spookivainia and it's Zing before a litteral Killjoy spoils the mood?

Scenes

Prologue

Hotel Transylvania 3 (2018) - Vanquishing Van Helsing Scene (1 10) Movieclips

Hotel Transylvania 3 (2018) - Vanquishing Van Helsing Scene (1 10) Movieclips

Earth C-785, Budapest Train, 1899-ish

  • Ticket Collector: Budapest. We are leaving Budapest. Tickets please.
  • ???: Here you are.
  • ??? 2: Here's mine.
  • ??? 3: And mine.
  • ??? 4: Here you are.
  • ??? 5: Me too. (The five were revealed to be Vladula, Hiver, Jack Skellington, and two other monsters, a gray Frankenstein monster and a ghoul)
  • Vladula: (Girlish) Thank you young man.
  • Ghoul: Ugh, I hate wearing disguises.
  • Frankenstein Monster: Yeah, these heels are killing me. (He was wearing cartoonishly tight girl heels)
  • Vladula: Zore, Stoneham, quiet. We don't want to alarm the humans. (They saw a young scared child)
  • Child: I am und freaking out!
  • Vladula: Ugh. You're a nice kitty.
  • Child: (Hypnotized)... I'm und kitty cat dat can speak in English with Romanian accent for some reason. Meow. Meow.
  • Stoneham: Well that's a little funny. Not that anybody would believe him.
  • Vladula: Not as long as we stay out of the blue.
  • Hiver: Sure. But what're the odds of that happening- (An African-American human in a fancy high-tech suit and powerful retro railgun came out)
  • Vladula: Oh no, not this clown again.
  • Jack: I REALLY hate that guy.
  • Human: Greetings travelers. I am Sir Killian O'Beasley, one of THE O'Beasleys. For generations, my family has protected humanity from the evils of monsters. And you can believe me when I say there are monsters hiding on this train. Don't believe me? Then I will show you. For I know how to snuff them out and bring them into the light! (Lights a match and puts it in front of Stoneham)
Wormy Up Close

Wormy Up Close

  • Stoneham: FIRE BAD!!!! (The five ran as the passengers panic and Killian chased after them firing his railgun)
  • Eventually, they reach halfway on the top of the train.
  • Vladula:... Sorry, guys. (Pushes the other monsters out, except for Jack, who follows him)
  • Killian: Finally! First, I kill Count Vladula, then Jack Skellington, and then the rest of the monsters!
  • Jack: You know, killing a spirit of Halloween is a punishable holiday offense.
  • Vladula: Yeah, and besides, why do you keep doing this? Your Pops, your grand-mumsy, your great-great-gramps, I defeated them all. When will you O'Beasleys ever learn to let go of the hate?
  • Killian: Never! It is my life's mission, as well as family tradition, to eliminate monsters at every oppertunity.
  • Hiver: "Well the problem here is that we're not bad monsters! What you want is monsters that actselly WANT to cause trouble! In fact, we're actselly trying to leave this Earth for greener pastures! We can't really explain the full details, but, soon enough, we'll be off this planet and you won't have to worry about us ever again!"
  • Killian: ".... (Chuckles wickedly)..... So, the rumors of Spookavania are real then?"
  • Hiver: "OH S***, HOW DID HE FIGURE THAT OUT?!"
  • Killian: "Oh what? You never think that all monster hunters know of the infamous world of refugee monsters going there and being protected by the great Horror Oak?"
  • Jack: "Well, tecnecally, it's just them, see, I am trying to go back to Halloween Town and these guys said that the Horror Oak can take me back and-"
  • Killian: "DETAILS DETAILS?! Point is, when I am able to be the first ever monster hunter to reach Spookavania, I'll be able to eliminate the uneliminated monsters, cleanse that infamous world of it's occupants, and turn it into the new grounds for a monster hunter planet!"
  • Hiver: "Uh, in all honesty, I speak for this group when I say, NO ONE is onboard with that plan!"
  • Killian: "Tch, alchourse YOU guys wouldn't be. Your the monsters I'm going to kill! (Brings out twin blades) And kill soon enough."
  • Jack: Well go ahead, Kill'o Beastmen.
  • Killian: I told you NEVER to call me that. These quantum blades were meant to kill ghosts... Again.
  • Vladula: And by that you mean send them forcefully to the afterlife?
  • Killian: Of course, stupid! Now you monsters, are- (Vladula turns into a mouse)
  • Vladula: Squeak squeak.
  • Killian: A mouse? (He got hit by a tunnel wall while Jack ducked and slid out of the way)

Later...

  • Killer: (On a gun-packed biplane chasing a bat Vladula) YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, KING OF SPOOKAVANIA!!! I WILL CHASE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY- (Vladula steered him into a cliff destroying the plane)

Later...

  • Killian: (In a gun-packed car chasing a wolf Vladula) I SWEAR TO ALL THAT'S HOLY THAT I WON'T REST UNTIL I DESTROY YOU- (He was steered into a wall again destroying the car)

Later...

  • Killian: (Holding Vladula at gunpoint on a rock arch)... AND- (The arch crumbled as he fell and Vladula just floated)

Later...

  • Killian: (In a cave with his quantum blades pointed at Vladula)... EVERY- (He was bonked by a stalactite)

Later...

  • Killian: (With two retro miniguns)... OTHER- (He fell off an unstable bridge)

Later...

  • Killian: (Pointing his railgun)... MONSTER- (Was smashed by a rock)

Later...

  • Killian: (With a chaingun)... IF IT'S THE LAST- (Was crushed by an apple cart)

Later...

  • Killian:... THING- (Was smushed in the head by a piece of wood)

Later...

  • Killian:... THAT I- (Fell into a sinkhole)

Later...

  • Killian:... EVER- (Got smacked down by a swing)

Later...

  • Killian: (Fell off a cliff into the water in front of Vladula) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *SPLASH* MBUBUMBUMBMEMBLE!!!
  • Vladula:... By Vlad of Wallachia's moustache, that guy is annoying. I need to do something to make it that he is halted for good. I need to see Tentagus about this. (Leaves).
  • Killian is seen underwater, looking angry, then screams in frustration.

Later...

  • Killian: FIRED?!? YOU CAN'T FIRE YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!!!
  • Killian's Mother: I'm not doing this as a mother. I am doing this as clan leader. You always failed to finish off Vladula.
  • Killian: I DEFEATED A WORSE VAMPIRE!!!! DANTE MADE THE INFAMOUS DRACULA LOOK LIKE A POSER!!!!
  • Killian's Mother: That achievement has clearly lost it's luster. You are a disgrace to the family. Turn in your equipment and emblem! You're not worthy of being one of us.... Or even my son.
  • Killian: But mom-
  • Killian's Mother: NOW!
  • Killian:...... (He did that)...
  • Killian's Mother:... All of them. I mean the swords.
  • Killian: I'm nothing without the swords.
  • Killian's Mother: They are O'Beasley property, and if you're nothing without them, you shouldn't have them at all.
  • Killian: Mother!
  • Killian's Mother: GUARDS!!! (The guards reached for the swords but Killian stopped them and broke their arms)...... Killian, you're just making this more difficult then it needs to be.
  • Killian: WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?!? AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU?!?
  • Killian's Mother: "Look, it's nothing personal against you, it's just, the suprime command is getting tired of your recent string of failures. They were given reason to believe that you lost your touch. They won't want people to be given false impressions that we're inadiquite to fight monsters."
  • Killian: Oh, so those useless hacks are afraid of looking bad?! WELL IT'S ABIT TOO LATE FOR THAT, CAUSE THEY MADE FLESH AND BLOOD TURN ON EACHOTHER?!
  • Killain's Mother: "They are under the impression that you lost your worth! Killian, I know you're just having a bad streak, I tried to tell them that maybe Vlad's just too much for even us, I mean, even every single verson of  Van Helsing couldn't nail this vampire! But, the suprime command wants what they want. It's out of my hands."
  • Killian:...... Fine. You want me to show some worth? I'm going to do what I should've done from the beginning. I'm doing... Operation Monstrocaust!
  • Killian's Mother: (Everyone gasped) You wouldn't DARE!
  • Killian: Try me! If this will redeem my name and kill Vladula and every other monster out there, then it's going down.
  • Killian's Mother: KILLIAN, THAT RELIC IS DARKSPAWN IN ORIGIN!!! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!!!
  • Killian: You don't tell me what to do. You're not my mother, remember? The Suprime Command WANTED that way! (Brutalized his way out)
  • Killian's Mother:..... (On an old centuary intercom) RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RENEGADE O'BEASLEY IS HEADED FOR KAMOBLIVION'S RUNESTONE!!! STOP HIM!!! (Killian fought his way to a rune-covered tablet and spoke ancient dialect, as he teleported away)........ What..... Have I done?

Spookavania

  • Vladula: (Killian summoned untold Darkspawnic monsters that were ransacking the lands while being enhanced by the demonic magic)...... Okay, Killian, this is getting out of hand now?! Don't you think bringing Darkspawn into this is abit too far?!
  • Killian: It already went too far after you disgraced me in my family name!
  • Vladula: "More like you were a victim of a self-rightious suprime command that has too much control of your family. Why would your family subugate yourselves to such a thing anyway?!"
  • Killian: I lost everything because of you, and I had to use this runestone to prove my worth!
  • Valdula: "Annnnnnd you're not even goning to respond what I said before."
  • Killian: I gave up everything to do this. So, how about you lie back... (Expands his quantum blades into a demonic fashion) AND THINK OF HELL?!? (Attacks him as Vladula's tactics were useless)
  • Vladula: You don't deserve to live.
  • Killian: Neither do you! No more tricks this time! The monsters end here! (Got stronger)
  • Vladula: Ya know, you humans always complain about our existence just because a few bad eggs done you wrong. You wanna know something, O'Beastmen? The Word "Monster", is actselly just a title. A title meant for something that is beyond something universely preferable and inspires automatic revilement. Thing is, that title's only earned through actions worthy of the title. And frankly, the only monster around here, is YOU! (Attacks and tears out his heart as the camera was on the shadows as Killian died and Vladula destroyed the runestone and rebanished the Darkspawnic monsters)... (Sighs)..... It didn't had to end like this, Killian. Your misfortune could've been a chance for you to reflect..... Instead...... You just made me further question Humanity's ability to ever mature out of these sort've things..... Is it really any wonder why the Horror Oak is so, SOUR, with humans? (Leaves Bitterly).....
  • ???: How about you try monsters' inability to mature out of doing what they do to humans like me? (Killian came back as a deathly wraith with black and blue eyes and a black candlelight-like ghost tail)...
  • Vladula: "..... AW COME ON, EVEN IN DEATH YOU ANNOYINGLY COME BACK?! HAVE YOU SENSE OF REALISING THAT MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CALL IT QUITS?!"
  • Killian: You know why that runestone was in our possession? One of us was convinced that a human could never defeat a monster, and aimed to use the runestone to fight monster WITH monster. Obviously, the hypocrisy was nothing we O'Beasleys could tolerate! The Runestone was a forbidden relic for use and 'Operation Monstrocaust' was decommissioned. But now I see why it was a good idea. You monsters are nothing more than creations of Darkspawn that obviously wanted nothing to do with them-
  • Vladula: "Hey, THAT'S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION?! Darkspawn did NOT created monster kind! We existed before they even became a thing!"
  • Killian: -And thus Kamoblivion created the runestone to send you back to their home the most effective way possible: death.
  • Vladula: "And alchourse, you just ignor me...... Again."
  • Killian: Now, because of you... I AM ONE OF YOU!!!!!
  • Vladula: "Tecnecally, Ghosts aren't really monsters as they're more like spirits that were unable to assend in the spirit realm for whatever reason. Also, you're a wrath, a particularly unigue breed of spirit..... And, surprisingly different then Horrorshow. I was kinda expecting another Reaper-Eqsed form with Beetlegeist Quilites, but-"
  • Killian: (Gets out quantum blades) AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT!!!!
  • Vladula: "AND AGAIN I'M IGNORED?! Ya know, at least other monster hunters were nice enough to actselly hear me out, but you? You're just being an entitled prick now!"
  • Killian: THAT'S BECAUSE A GOOD HUNTER DOESN'T STOP FOR ANYTHING!!! I SAID BEFORE THAT I WON'T REST UNTIL I COMPLETE MY UNFINISHED BUSINESS!! AND SINCE I'M A GHOST, IT'S NOT ONLY FITTING, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET OFF EASY THIS TIM- (Tentagus appeared and used a Lovecraftian incantation to entrap Killian as he screamed in surprise) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Voice Fades).......
  • Tentagus: "..... I now see why you hated this human..... He indeed was a pest worse then a parasite on Cthulhu's bowels."
  • Vladula: "Annnnnnnd thank you for that LOVELY image of the big C himself having parasite problems in an uncomfertable place."
  • Tentagus: "I had his spirit trapped in a spirit imprisonment temple only I would know about. Kill'o Beastmen, even with his stubberness, has no chance to be freed without a force equil to my powers."
  • Vladula: "Then make sure that it stays that way. We're keeping quiet about this mess for the rest of eturnity."

Valentine's Day Past: Monster Version

Flashback

  • (Vladula): Most humans and normals know Saint Valentine as a martyr who was beaten and beheaded for marrying young people against an imperial edict. But in the pasts of our homeworlds, his story is far different. Saint Valentine was secretly a vampire who felt a Zing with Asterius, who was also a vampire on her mother's side. His human father killed his own wife for being a vampire and passing it onto her daughter, and failed to hide this biology by her 5th birthday when she sprouted fangs and developed vampire powers. The two fell in love and became meant for each other. Valentine's other wives weren't as special as Asterius. However... As everyone would expect... Things didn't go very well. He was leading vampires and humans into their own Zings in secret because of the forbidden love regulations being taken more seriously back then. He had a lot of wives, yet they all divorced with him later, until he met Asterius. (The two had Zing energy in their eyes when they met)... From that point on, they were meant for each other. Two star-crossed vampires in a world of forbidden love. It was... Very beautiful. But it was impossible for Asterius' father, who was a soldier under heavy loyalty of the Roman Emperor, to discover this. Thus, reporting it to the Emperor, who ordered to have him jailed for his 'crime', especially when he learned the two shared blood since he healed her in his imprisonment. Believing they were being highly treasonous, Asterius' father reported the offense again, and Valentine was beheaded, and Asterius was forbidden by her father to heal him under threat of prosecution from the Emperor. Afterward, seeing the greeting card that said 'Your Valentine', Asterius became utterly depressed by her father's hate crime, she was later discovered that she committed suicide. This hate crime brought a large uproar as her father blamed vampire kind for taking his daughter and turning her against him, and had all the other Zings in the army executed. Thus, the resulting uproar resulted in a war against humans and vampires during the Dark Ages of the Roman Empire. The war was bloody and bitter, and tons of innocent blood was spilled over the gallon of the Emperor's own. While many worlds had the war end with the Emperor himself being punished by being turned into what he hated most: vampires, resulting in him having an agonizing hunger for blood and a violent edge, forever immortal, the damage done was too much to ignore.

Present

  • Vladula:... So ever since, while we convinced humans subtly to name February 14th after him as they should for their sins, mainly through our vampire ability of hypnosis, we named the holiday Zing Day. We dubbed the act of dubbing Zing as a forbidden love a punishable offense of prejudice and hate, and the punishment ranges on the damage such act did. We consider love to any creature, human or monster, very pure as love is something that should never, EVER, be controlled and told never to happen, as it results in suffering, pain, and evil. Heck, it creates villains as well.

Diana's Story

  • (Craig): Well, Diana had a lot of attractive quirks to her. Good singer. Amazing charm. Plus an independent woman because her father was infamous vampire serial killer Dante the Infernal, a vampire who would give Alucard a run for his money. Some say he fought him. Anyway, Diana had a lot to what I presumed was my Zing. (Sighs) I'll never forget the day I did this INSANE lip sync dance with her in prom and lit the night red with flame. (Craig had monster friends rig the place as the place was lit red and a spotlight shown on Diana and Craig came dressed like a vampire and lip-synced to this song and danced amazingly with Diana)
The Night (Fan Animated)

The Night (Fan Animated)

  • Diana:...... THAT WAS AMAZING, CRAIG!!!! You were amazing... You know, for a human.
  • Craig: You weren't so bad yourself... For the daughter of a serial killer. (The two chuckled and kissed as all the monsters oohed and cheered)

Visiting Diana

Diana's House

  • Private: (They approach a lovely dark mansion with blood rose gardens, and a monstrous growl and monstrous barks were heard) YAAAAH!!!!
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY-WOLLY, WHAT IS THAT?!?
  • ???: Ugh, GODDAMN IT! BLEEDER, CALM DOWN!!!! (As the monster noises her heard) LAY DOWN!!! I SAID LAY DOWN!!!! GET YOUR- URRGH, DON'T MAKE ME USE THE SHOCK COLLAR AGAIN, BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL WILL!!! LAY, THE F***, DOWN!!!!! (The noises stopped as a beautiful young female vampire in citizen attire came out)...... Uhhhh...... Can I help you? If this is about Bleeder's recent incident, I assure you he did NOT bite anyone! And even if he did, good luck trying to put down that pooch. He's not your kind of pet.
  • Lord Shen: No... Though that is pretty concerning. Are you Diana Lana Fairgate Sângefernus?
  • Diana:... Yes? What's it to you?
  • Icky: "(Suddenly dones an FBI black suit and weilds a badge that reads "S.L.S. Lizenced Heroes") (Speaking in a steriotypicly athoritive mannor) Ma'am, we are the shell louge squad and we have some questions for you."
  • Diana: "Whoa whoa whoa, what's with the Spookivainia's SPOOK BEURO OF INVESTIGATIONS get'up and why did you talked like that?"
  • Skipper: "Mind Icky, he's a wise guy."
  • Gazelle: "We apologise if this is too personal, but, we understand that you were a signifigent other to Craig Vesling?"
  • Diana: "....... Duh, uh, no, uhhhh. That was my twin sister, DIE-Anna. She's..... Dead. So bye! (Slaps the door on them!)......"
  • Patrick: "..... Oh there we go guys. It was DIE-Anna, not Diana."
  • Tigress: (She kicked the door down and dragged her back by the ear)
  • Diana: OWOWOWOWOWOW- (She shrieks monstrously in her face as she was unfazed and just kept pulling her in) OWOWOW!!! (She throws her in front of them) UGH, ALRIGHT, GODDAMN IT, IT WAS ME!! (The monstrous noises were heard again) SHUT UP, BLEEDER!!! ADULTS ARE TALKING!!!
  • Private: Okay, whatever that 'Bleeder' pet of yours is, it's really scaring us.
  • Diana: Kinda the point. But that's hardly important right now. Look, me and Craig were- (Bleeders barking was heard) OH FOR VLAD'S SAKE!!!! (She ran in as the heroes followed into the yard to see a giant armored kennel as inside was an unseen monster) BLEEDER, STOP IT!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!! (Slaps him in the nose) STOP!!!... (Bleeder punched her with it's paw as it left a burn mark) OW!!! Ugh, wise Hellhound!
  • Boss Wolf: YOUR MONSTER PET IS A HELLHOUND?!? (Bleeder barked aggressively scaring off the heroes as flames were seen)
  • Diana: UGH! (She douses the cage in water and shocks Bleeder).... Can you guys NOT approach the beast?! Bleeder will attack anyone that's not me!
  • Icky: WHY THE F*** DO YOU EVEN KEEP THAT MONSTER AROUND?!?
  • Diana: IT WASN'T EVEN MINE, OKAY?!? IT WAS MY DAD'S!!!!
  • Bagheera:... Your dad's? As in, Dante the Infernal? He had a pet hellhound?
  • Diana: YEAH! He trained him to be a killer since he was a puppy. I took him in since Dad was entombed. I've been trying to make him a model pet, but, (Shivers) HE'S INSANE!!!! What was my dad even thinking with him?!?
  • Icky: "Well given that he was top punk in this place, he meant for that mutt to be so messed up."
  • Diana: But I know there's a good dog in him..... Well, as good as creatures of hell can be since in tecnecally with hellhounds, they're natorally evil, so, maybe, good-evil dog?
  • Icky: "Don't worry, we get that your trying to say he's not Darkspawn levels of hellish."
  • Diana: Exactly! He used to like playing with me when he was little. He was very cute.
  • Fidget: For a Hellhound, you mean.
  • Diana: Yeah. (Sighs) I just don't know what to do with the poor thing. He was a very good pet, until Dad ruined him. I... I don't want him to have a horrible fate. He proved too vicious to euthanize, and he has attacked more people than I can count. You have NO idea how many close calls I had in lawsuits! I'm just SO mad that Dad turned him from such a passive playful dog, INTO GOLIATH FROM SANDLOT 2, WITH A DASH OF CUJO AND, PRETTY MUCH EVERY PSYCO DOG MOVIE YOU CAN THINK UP?!!! So glad dad's not on the prowl anymore. Every Father's Day, I just desecrate his tomb. He deserves it for all the horrible things he did including messing up my favorite puppy.... (Sobs softly)...
  • Squidward:.... We're getting off topic though.
  • Diana: (Wipes her tears) Tch, sort've figured you'd be alittle more gentler then that.
  • Spongebob: "Well it's that, we weren't here to hear about your pet problems, in no offence to you, we are hear abou Craig."
  • Diana: Okay fine, I'll talk..... Craig and me... Were a good couple. He pulled off the best lip sync to my favorite Voltaire song during prom night. It was astronomical how much rehearsal and work he put into it, just for me. It was the greatest gift I ever got. He was a DAMN good dancer....... (Sighs)... Too bad our romance was wasted all because of some stupid stuffed companion! What a ridiculous reason to end a relationship!
  • Icky: "(Quietly to Iago) I'm smelling an Adventure Time Marceline's Boyfriend mistake scenario."
  • Squidward: "Care to give more context on that?"
  • Diana: "Oh, well, see, he had this stuffy old teddy bear that he said was from his days of being among other humans before he ended up in Spookivainia, and trust me, it was the empitfmy of old! It was covered in patches, an arm felt loose, a button eye was falling off, an ear was ripped, it had stiches that needed stitches, it, it was just an ugly and grody old thing! I seen Banshes, that were better off, then that old bear! So, I tried to pawned it off to this old gyspy witch, for a way better looking stuffed bear! AND HE FLIPPED OUT ON ME?! HE ACCUSED ME OF TAKING AWAY HIS ONLY TRUE FRIEND IN SPOOKIVAINIA?! HE WAS MAD AT ME FOR GIVING AWAY "TEDRICK VAN BEARSING" AND DUMPED ME OVER IT?! So, I was forced to give the awesome bear back to that same Gypsy Witch with this retarded policy that if I gave something I traded with her back, she won't do business with me ever again because something of worth failed to impression me, ergo, I would be deemed unimpressable! So I got the stupid old bear back and went to find Craig, ONLY FOR THE CREEP TO ALREADY BEING WITH ANOTHER GIRL?! So, I ended up losing a cool looking bear, and the ability to barter with the best Gyspy Witch of Spookivainia, FOR NOTHING?! And on top of that, (Brings out Tedrick), I'm stuck with this stupid old bear that ruined my life?! But I kept it in hoping that he would come back to me should that nasty changeling desided to go with someone else! Can you believe that?!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Called it."
  • Iago: Figured that out on your own, did you?
  • Icky: Someone was going to say it.
  • Viper: ".... Well Diana..... That's your problem. That bear, was obviously of emotional value to him. It could've been the only assusiated item involving his human parents, and that of his original homeworld before Horrorshow redused it to ruin."
  • Diana: "(Shocked).... (Facepalms) UGHHHH?! NO WONDER HE GOT SO HISSY ABOUT THAT STUPID BEAR?! IT JUST HAD TO TURN OUT TO BE OF HISTORIC SIGNIFIGANCE?! I MEAN, HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?! I JUST THOUGHT THE BEAR WAS A FIGMENT OF HIM FAILING TO GROW UP?!"
  • Iago: "Lady, you basicly made the same mistake Marceline's Boyfriend from Adventure Time did. Ya gave away something that meant alot to your lover, in favor of a stupid trinkit."
  • Diana: "Hey, at least it was to replace an old bear with a better one, vs. something stupid like what THAT jackass did!"
  • Bubbha: "Sure, Craig looked a gift-critter in the mouth and not see things practicaly like you saw. And sure, that bear looked like it did seen better days..... But ya'll could've just as easily had the old thing fixed up instead trying to replace somethin' of GREAT SENTIMENTAL value for something Craig OBVIOUSLY don't done care for! To him, not being fond of his only memory of his past, felt like you didn't really cared for him at all."
  • Diana: ".... But, I did cared for him, it's just.... I DIDN'T KNOW THE OLD PIECE OF CLOUTH AND STUFFINGS IS LIKE THE TREASURE OF ATLANTIS TO HIM, OKAY?! I just, thought he needed to grew up from it."
  • Tigress: "(Grabs her ear and gets stern with her) A mere toy is one thing.... But you can NEVER, Outgrew caring for family!"
  • Diana: "(Strained) Well given that my father was an absolute dick, and that my mom's dead, I DON'T HAVE THE LUXERY OF THINKING SO FONDLY OF FAMILY THAT I KEEP AN OLD STUFFED BEAR, NOW DO I?!"
  • Shifu: "(Tigress let's go) That is why your bond has shattered, vampiress. You didn't share the same values. That bear was the closest he had to his original family, and you obsconed with it and tried to trade it away.... In favor of a mere, replacement."
  • Diana: "(Holds Tedrick up) BUT I GOT HIS BEAR BACK?!"
  • Gazelle takes it from her.
  • Gazelle: "But you failed to truely returned it to him because you didn't liked that he found another. You also admited that you were holding on to it on hopes that Craig and Sirith would fail to continue their love."
  • Diana: "Ugh, you guys don't understand the complete context?! When we were in high school, the other teens LAUGHED at us for the fact he kept that stupid old bear?! I was a faverite punchline to these three mean but popular gorgon girls! I was being treated like a JOKE!"
  • Crane: "So you gave away a poor guy's only proof that he had human parents, just so some mean kids won't laugh at you? And what made you think the nicer looking bear would make mean girls any less willing to be cunts to you? Craig would still be commiting the act of bringing a teddy bear to high school! Even if it LOOKS nicer, it would still provide them plenty of riffing material!"
  • Diana: "How would you know that?!"
  • Gazelle: "You're talking about trying to impress girls that would rip someone apart for HAVING BIG THIGHS?! THIGHS?! I LEARNED THE HARD WAY, THERE IS NO WAY TO IMPRESS MEAN SPIRITED SPITFUL PRIMADONNAS, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE YOURSELF?! AND EVEN THAT YOU WOULD STILL BE ON THIN-ICE, BECAUSE POPULAR GIRLS WOULD BETRAY YOU THE MINUTE YOU DO ONE THING UNLIKE OF THEM?!"
  • Diana: "...... Annnnnd, WHY, are you being extra touchy about this?"
  • Gazelle: "..... Like I said..... I had, my own exspeariences with popular girls..... I was once considered a canadate to be among some such girls in a high school I used to go to, on the basis that I was attractive like them.... But I refused to contribute into adding misery to the life of a nerdy little alpaca, because I had learned prior that she was struggling with sueiside due to having discovered that her family inhered a cancer gene, and that bullying was the last thing she needed in fearing that she was the generation to have the gene. Thus..... I stopped being favorable in their eyes because I didn't had the nerve to mess with someone who was better off left alone. Believe me, that you were better off not trying to impress them."
  • Diana: "..... Look, I.... I was young and stupid at the time, I, I just didn't wanted to be treated like a loser, espeically since everyone knew who my dad was!"
  • Icky: "Oh, and how did screwing over Craig with his bear has been treating you?"
  • Diana: "...... Please, leave. I'm done talking. You have Craig's bear, you can, just give it back to him. You'll never understand what it was like to be so stupid at such a young age!"
  • Gazelle: We do... And that's why we know you're nothing but pity.
  • Bagheera: Plus, we didn't come here just to hear your little sob story.
  • Diana: SOB STORY?!? YOU PITIFUL EXCUSE OF A BLACK CAT, I LOST A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE I MADE A STUPID MISTAKE OF NOT RESPECTING CRAIG'S HERITAGE, JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN TEEN ANGST!!! WE WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!! THEN I BASICALLY RUINED OUR FUTURE, AND I FAILED TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM!!!! I WAS JUST A TREND TO HIM AND I FELT LIKE I WASN'T IMPORTANT TO THE ONLY HUMAN RESIDENT ON A WORLD OF MONSTERS!!! I WAS NOTHING!!!! I WAS ALONE!!!!! I WAS NOBODY BUT THE POOR DAUGHTER OF A SERIAL KILLER TAKING PITIFUL CARE OF HIS MURDEROUS DOG, IN HER DECEASED MOM'S BEAUTIFUL MANSION, ASKING HERSELF EVERY DAY "WHY WAS I SO FOOLISH?!?" THAT'S A SOB STORY TO YOU?!? Well, if that's how you feel, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
  • Haroud: We're not finished here- (Diana shrieks in his face as he just pulled out garlic in her face)
  • Diana: GYAAA- HUEEEGH!!! OH, YOU D***HOLE!!!!
  • Haroud: Like I said, we're not done here. Craig and Sirith broke up, and when we detected something suspicious, our evidence puts it in your involvement. Clearly this is all because of your angst turning into jealousy and revenge.
  • Diana: "(Scoffs annoyed), Oh SURE!? ALWAYS ASSUMED THE EX-GIRLFRIEND IS BEHIND THE CRUMBLING OF HER EX'S CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP?! I mean, are you hacks sure it's not just some of your weirdo enemies trying to demoralised Spookivainia's top protector for easy conquest?"
  • Icky: "Lady, Spookivainia's space storms makes it hard for even friends like US to visit the planet all willy nilly by ship! Enemies aren't having it easy! We have to teleport here to come here!"
  • Diana: "And what makes you sure they can't do the same, wiseguys?"
  • Iago: "Trust me, if they did, they would be chased out by this planet's magical tree guardian and an army of zombies and wayword spirits, and then WE would know about it when Vlad tells us about it. THAT'S how we know that our usual rogue's gallery, have ZILTH involvement!"
  • Diana: ".... Well how do you know it wasn't done by some Changeling hater? Changelings aren't exactly treated well here. Ya know, the whole kidnap and replace babies thing! They could've tried to frame me as the real romance ruiner because, doi, it's too obvious!"
  • Icky: "Fair point. Except Vlad already went and had interigated every known Changeling hateing fucktiod from across the planet, and under a Lovecraftian Truth Ray, though they were amused by what happened to Craig, they all say innosence to this because they have well checked out alibis. So don't count on THAT to get us off your case."
  • Diana: ".... All three of us, are all victims of pranks? Prankish monsters ARE a problem here."
  • Icky/Iago: "Same thing as the haters, same result."
  • Diana: "..... Maybe, Horrorshow, relapsed?"
  • Monkey: "HE WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST GUY WE ASKED, AND THE TRUTH RAY PROVED HIS INNOSENCE?! He was busy tending to his ghost goose."
  • Tigress: The truth now, or we're taking you in. You have nothing to hide? Then prove it!
  • Diana: I-I-I swear, I- (Tigress pounds the ground to everyone's shock)
  • Tigress:... TRUTH NOW, OR YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!
  • Diana: "..... OKAY, F*** THIS!! (Turns into a bat and flies off)"
  • Downpour: "AW NO YA DON'T, YA PEST?! (FLEW OFF AFTER AND GRABBED BAT DIANA WITH HER TALONS!)"
  • Diana: "I DIDN'T WANTED TO DO THIS, JUST SO YA KNOW, BUT..... BLEEDER HELP?!"
  • A roar and violent crashing was heard!
  • Icky: "And alchourse she calls out for the Hellhound as a last resort! These things are never open and shut!"
  • Lord Shen: "Everyone..... We may have to interigate Diana, on safer grounds, for I call, TACTICAL RETREAT?! (The Lougers made a run for it with the captured Diana as the crashing and roars get louder)"
  • Diana: HELP, HELP, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY DUMB MISFITS WHO CALL ME A PITIFUL LOSER!!!
  • Tigress: YOU WILL BE SILENT!!
  • Diana: (Bites her as it only makes her angry as she punched her in the chest) OW, HEY, YOU MESS WITH A VAMPIRE, YOU GET THE FANGS!!! ALSO, NOW YOUR GONNA BE MY VAMPIRE BITCH AND-
  • Merlin: "Magic Vampirisum Immunity I granted a good long time ago. (Diana was surprised) Oh what, did you seriously think we have no exbertise against Vampires? We wouldn't've been very good heroes if we don't have things like this immunity against Vampirisum."
  • Diana:.... YOU DAMN DIRTY DEU EX MACHINA FREAKS?! HELP ME!!! (Bleeder finally burst out as a monstrous flaming Doberman-like hellhound that actually frightened the heroes as he got angry when seeing Diana and barked monstrously running after them as they heroes started to run faster)
  • Sparx: (He did this as Bleeder went out on them)
SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

SMG4 SOUND EFFECTS - OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

  • Sandy: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!!!! (They ran from Bleeder as his smell and hearing had him locate them cartoonishly)...
  • Lord Shen:... We lost him-
  • Diana: HEEEEEEELPPP!!!! HELP ME- (Shen points her blade at her as it was too late and Bleeder found them and they ran)
  • Tigress: Don't make us have Mantis paralyze your vocal chords, young lady!!
  • Diana: I AM 126!!!!
  • Tigress: THAT'S ACTSELLY CONSIDERABLY IN YOUR MONSTER AGING TERMS WHEN COMPAIRED TO VAMPIRES THAT CAN BE AS OLD AS A MILLENDIA?! NOW BE SILENT!!!
  • Diana: (Screeches in their faces as they held their ears in the loud noise, then Diana's eyes began to have Kaa hyptise-eyes) You will forget my involvement! You will forget the mission and investigation and-
  • Merlin: Can't be hypnotized. I made sure of that prior to this encounter. Again, we would not be good heroes if they don't plan ahead against vampires and/or other forms of mental malmitulators.
  • Diana:.... F***! HOW DO VILLAINS NOT RETIRE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU EXISTING?!? IN FACT, WHO WOULD MAKE A SERIES ABOUT HEROES WHO WIN TOO EASILY?!?
  • Icky: "HEY CAREFUL WITH THE CRITICISUMS, LADY! WHEN VI-TOR DID IT, WE ENDED UP OWEING HIM A PROPER FIGHT IN A FUTURE EPISODE SINCE?! AND IF IT HELPS, YOUR DEMONIC MUTT IS GIVING US PLEANTY OF TROUBLE?!" (Bleeder stops them in place attacking as Willie punched him with a painful yip, making him angry as he got more powerful and almost bit many of the heroes)
  • Tigress: Seek your guard dog on us all you want, you're not going to leave our sight!
  • Diana:... Alright then. You leave me no choice but to stoop to dad's level! BLEEDER!! (Bleeder got a poised trained stance)... KILL!!! (Bleeder flamed up in hellfire and leaked with lava as he charged!)
  • Spyro: OKAY, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?! (He fought back against Bleeder and used an Ice Fury on him just as Bleeder was about to pounce, freezing him solid)...
  • Mushu: "AH-HA, YEAAAAH, MAN?! THAT'S SHOWING THAT SATANIC FIDO WHY YA DON'T FUCKED WITH THE PURPLE DRAGON?! SCORE ONE FOR THE DRAGON RACE, MAN?! WOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "NOW LET'S WASTE THE BEAST?!"
  • Gazelle: "Fu-Xi, please, the poor creature is immobleised, (A Giant Venus Flytrap Monster rose from the ground with a fastfood cup of soda), There is no need for-"
  • Giant Venus Flytrap Monster: "Oh, nice, some ice. (Pulls out a random hammer from nowhere and crushed the frozen body of Bleeder with it, then collects the ice and started to put them into his soda, then drinks it and had a wild hellfire burp!)..... Could've used alot less hell-taste, to be frank."
  • Icky: ".... That's, litterally the same giant plant monster that ate that Dreck dude."
  • Iago: "Oh what is he, the convience device for the plot?"
  • Diana: (After having saw Bleeder's demise) NOOOOOOO- (Mantis paralyzed her vocal chords)...
  • Mantis: Like we were saying, you're under arrest!
  • Diana looked like she was complaing, but nothing came out....
  • Shifu: "..... That, sounded like she wanted to say her piece."
  • Mantis: ".... Yeah, maybe that was too soon. (Undid it)
  • Diana: "..... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YOU KILLED AN INNOSENT HELLHOUND?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well tecnecally Spyro only froze that demon mutt. The convinently showing up plant monster was the one to finish the job because he wanted ice! If anything, Gazelle was advocating we didn't bother to do so till Karma proved to be a merciless bitch."
  • Diana: "...... WHY COULDN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST HAD LEFT ME ALONE?!"
  • Icky: "WELL JUST FESS UP ALREADY AND WE'LL.... At the very least ask Vlad to be gentle about this."
  • Diana: "YA KNOW WHAT?! FINE?! FINE?! I, HAD TRIED TO BREAK THOSE TWO UP BEFORE?! BUT THE THING IS, NOTHING I HAD DID PRIOR WORKED?! Mind-control, blackmail, trickery, getting changeling haters involved, trying to get Horrorshow to do it, I even tried to pile BUGS ONTO THEIR BED AT TIME TIME TO GROSS OUT CRAIG INTO THINKING THAT THEY WERE HIS BITCH GIRLFRIEND'S DOING CAUSE SHE WAS KNOWN TO LIKE BUGS?! NOTHING WORKED?! I GAVE UP AT THIS POINT IN TIME?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, if you called it quits, then explain why Craig and Sirith's bond had fallen apart?!"
  • Diana: "YOUR ASKING ME THAT WHEN I STOPPED CARING AT THIS POINT?!"
  • Boss Wolf: ".... Actselly, when ya think about it, given that she was so incompident at it, it couldn't've been her."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Perhaps not directly, but I have an itching feeling that this still involves her in some way. Explain the details of why you gavce up?!"
  • Diana: "I ALREADY GAVE YOU FREAKS WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW, OK!? NOW LEAVE ME ALONE?!"
  • Gazelle: "Guys, guys, let me handle this..... Diana, please..... I know you are upset about everything right now, but you need to come clean. Do you remember the post-giving up attempt at Craig and Sirth's relationship....."
  • Diana: "..... I want you people to agree to keep quiet about this detail to Vlad if I fess up?!"
  • Skipper: "No promises. This could be too impourent to keep quiet about."
  • Diana: "WHY NOT?! YOU PEOPLE, OWE ME, FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BLEEDER?!"
  • Icky: "But Vlad would want info on what happened to Craig's relationship status and all details about it! It ain't, lougery, to keep secrets."
  • Diana: "DO YOU WANT CRAIG TO GO BACK TO THE FUGLY BITCH OR NOT?!"
  • Skipper: "That's a negatory on that command. We-"
  • Gazelle stopped them.....
  • Gazelle: "..... How's about this? If it's something harmless and easily reverseable, we'll keep quiet. But if it's gravely serious, we can't promise any secret holding. Deal?"
  • Diana growled angerly and pouted.
  • Gazelle: "Was that a "no" angry growl or a "yes" angry growl...."
  • Diana: "(Moans frustraightedly)..... Ugh?! I TRIED TO BRING BACK THE SPIRIT OF ONE OF MY DAD'S OLD ENEMIES TO FUCK UP CRAIG'S BITCH, OKAY?!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, depends, which one, exactly?"
  • Diana: "Some asshat who calls himself "Kill'o Beastmen", but I don't see how-"
  • Merlin: "KILL'O BEASTEMEN?! A LEGENDARY MONSTER SLAYER WHO'S NAME IS KNOWN THROUGH-OUT THE UNITED UNIVERSES?!"
  • Diana: "Uhhhh..... Yeah? He was basicly like Monz Star, but actselly knew what he was doing, and I think he might have a more legit backstory then how Monz went the path of a FNAF kid. I wanted to have that doughebag kill Craig's bitch so he HAD to come back to me, but he ended up judging me based on my dad and tried to killed me?! I barely escaped with an ugly scar on my back that's still healing?!"
  • Shifu: "WELL ALCHOURSE HE WOULD ATTACK YOU, RECKLESS GIRL?! YOU HAD ADMITTED THAT YOUR FATHER, WAS AN ENEMY OF HIS?! SO IT MAKES SENSE, THAT HE WOULD OFFER NO KINDNESS, TO HIS KIN?!"
  • Diana: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF I THOUGHT HE DIDN'T HAD AN INATE RECKINDITION THAT VAMPIRES CAN HAD KIDS?! I FIGURED THAT HE BELIEVED THE STERIOTYPES THAT VAMPIRES WERE LIKE ZOMBIES AND THAT WE CAN'T REPRODUSE BECAUSE WE'RE UNDEAD?! NEVER MINDING THAT ZOMBIES BELONG INTO AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CATHE OF UNDEAD?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE FIGURED IT OUT?!"
  • Pleakly: ".... Did you had something that he would assusiated with your dad?"
  • Diana: "Well, to get him out to begin with, I used my dad's magical cerimonal family heirloom staff to wake that psyco up, but I don't see how- (Realises what she said)...... He, knew who I was because of my dad having used that staff against him before, did he?"
  • Jumbaa: "Ehhhh, it's a good possability."
  • Diana: "...... DAMN IT DAD?! YOUR STUPID STATUS AS ONE OF THE MEANEST VAMPIRES HAD TO BITE ME IN THE ASS AGAIN?!"
  • Shifu: "And now thanks to you, the vengeful spirit of an outdated hunter of monsters, is on the loose in Spookivainia, A PLANET, OF MONSTERS?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "So bad news, brat! This ended up being TOO serious to spare the details from! Vlad, HAS to know!"
  • Diana: "SERIOUSLY?! BUT KILL'O NEVER DID ANYTHING SERIOUS BEYOND, "BREAKING A RELATIONSHIP"?! I MEAN, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT, SHOULD HE BE INVOLVED?!"
  • Shifu: "CAUSE HE LIKELY KNOW THAT CRAIG WOULD STAND IN HIS WAY AND WANTED TO KILL SIRITH WHILE SHE'S VULERABLE?!"
  • Diana: "Wait..... That psyco wraith IS following my orders?"
  • Shifu: "Not nessersarly for your sake.... Perhaps it's because harming Sirith would lead him to the path of making Craig vulerable, and in a position to bargain.... Kill'o would likely promise to use his enemy's staff to bring Sirth back as a spirit, if Craig allowed Kill'o to pocess him, and gain a new body."
  • Diana: ".... He..... HE WANTS TO POCESS CRAIG?! WHY?!"
  • Shifu: "He figured that his old body was long gone, and no longer useful. Along with things that he is shaped of being a spirit, and that the Spirit Flytraps would devour him before he gets too far. So he desired a newer, younger body. And thanks to your arrgance, you inadvertingly aided him to the perfect body, in Craig."
  • Diana: "....... (Quietly) What have I done?"
  • Gazelle: "..... Still want this to be kept quiet...."
  • Diana: ".... I..... I want to help! BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU GUYS AT LEAST PUT A GOOD WORD FOR ME TO VLAD?! HE WAS WHY KILL'O DIED TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Gazelle: "Actselly, because you wanted to help Craig after all your unhealthy emotions for him, your already in the step in the right direction."
  • Diana: "I KNOW YOU GUYS DIDN'T TRUSTED ME CAUSE OF BLEEDER, BUT-..... Wait, what?"
  • Shifu: "Look, mistake-prone as you are, while you process an, unfortunate heritage, the greatest difference between you and your father, is that he would let Kill'o carry out his dark intentions."
  • Diana: "..... Erm, thanks. Well, that, and, I was gonna say that the staff only responds best to the blood of my family, of which that psyco absorbed so the staff works for him, so, it's either me or risk getting dad involved."
  • Icky: "Well given that daddy dearist's a freaking dipshit, we'll gamble with you instead."
  • Gazelle: "And to prove no hard feelings, we'll see about reviving Bleeder."
  • Diana: "Well, Bleeder's not dead, persay. You just destroyed his physical form. His Hellhound soul will just end up being back to the Spookivainia underworld, the only place that CAN harm Hellhound Souls! And if the Hellhound catcher gets him, they'll, give him a bath!"
  • Duke: ".... Tch, look, I know dogs aren't much for baths, but-"
  • Diana: "I mean like, they'll take that soul, and donk it, into holy water, basicly like how mortals put their dogs "to sleep" with gas, Hellhounds, have their sin-riddled souls donked in holy water to perimently destroy the soul to prevent it from escaping the under world and re-generating a new body!"
  • Duke: "..... Okay, that, admitingly sounds more serious. But, I'm sure bleeder's too tough for dog catchers from hell!"
  • Diana: "That's the thing about hellhound souls! Without a physical body, they take the form of cute and helpless glowing ghost puppies! And have you even SEEN what a Hellhound Catcher looks like?"
  • Patrick: "Uh, they're like, Dogcatchers, but with pitchforks?"
  • Diana: Trident, and they're demons with the same powers as hellhounds, and their tridents use demonic energy to catch a hellhound's aura or soul. They are as merciless as Bleeder too. But... If we're all being honest, Bleeder dying is a blessing. Hellhounds get reincarnated as puppies once they've been caught and cleansed. Bleeder will be the puppy I loved as a kid again, and the horrible monster my dad turned him into will be gone forever. But we do still need to get the soul out, because sometimes if a Hellhound's soul was from a physical form with an overtly infamous name, the soul will be soaked beyond the cleansing and be completely cleansed out.
  • Icky: "So, you want us to see that your dog how gets the perfect balence of bleedy fixed of being THAT monster, but also not wiped from existence, with holy hater? Well given that holy water is suppose to be lidquid kryptonite to demons, finding that balence will be hard."
  • Gazelle: "But you have our word it'll be done none the less. But the best people who would have athority over the hellhound catchers would be Vladula, and Tentagus since he's a Lovecraftian Creature and has likely worked with Spookivainia's underworld before, or at the least knows someone with more athority."
  • Shifu: "And the best way to get them to agree to this is-"
  • Diana: "I know, I know, I got the message, I have to help put Kill'o back to rest, I'm not exactly a vision seeing vampire, but I saw that coming a mile away. The first thing to do is find Sirith and warned her, cause let's be honest, Kill'o is going to be after her in no thanks to me being an idiot.... AGAIN!"
  • Icky: "Well first we need to learn more about Killy first, and since you said Vladdy was the one to finish that dude off, Vladula might be the best shorce of info about Kill'o."
  • Diana: "Just promise he's not gonna be too mad! He was the same guy that had my dad perma-imprisoned."
  • Tigress: "Keep in mind that we can only promise that we can suggest that he practices mercy on you. He is likely to make his own decidtions, espeically about something as serious as this."
  • Diana: "Well, again, I didn't exactly planned on Kill'o being THAT doghey to monsters! Let alone him knew prior to bringing back that he was one of my dad's enemies! I don't exactly have a good relationship with dad, if you hadn't noticed! So it's NOT like we TALK alot?!"

Diana's Apology

  • Diana: (Sobbing)... Craig... I'm sorry I did this. I... I just missed you. I was a fool. I wasted such a valuable romance, by not taking your personal life into account. All the good times, all the balls, all the dates, everything. We... We were meant for each other... Or was. I obviously don't deserve you because of this. I did this because I felt guilty of myself and wanted another chance. So... Just leave. I have no excuse for these actions. (Runs to a rock and sobs to herself)
  • Sirith:... Should we?
  • Craig: No. This is my mess to clean up. (Walks up to her) Dian... While I admit what you did was not very considerate... It was still for me. I'm just as disappointed as you are that such a cherished relationship had to end... But that doesn't mean I don't care about you anymore. We can still be friends. The fact that you want to change and move on is all I need from you. But the problem is that you don't know how to begin.
  • Diana: "Well, I don't exactly have any ideas neither."
  • ???: "Ahem".
  • Count Vladula arrived.
  • Count Vladula: "Well, you can start by surrendering that heirloom staff so this mess never happens again."
  • Diana: "... Oh.... Right. (Pulls the staff out) This stupid thing got me nothing but trouble. (Gives it up)."
  • Icky: "Well, you can also admited that you wanted to give, (Brings out Craig's old bear) This back."
  • Craig: "(Exaggerated gasp!) TEDRICK?! (Grabs the old bear and hugs it) EEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Sirith: "(Giggles), You look cute with that old thing."
  • Craig realises that he was in front of Sirith and toughen up!
  • Craig: "I mean..... Thanks Diana."
  • Diana: It's nothing. Now... It's time for me to leave.
  • Craig: Leave?
  • Diana: Yes. I've caused too much trouble unleashing the ghost of a monster killer. I... I have to go find myself.
  • Patrick: But you're right there.
  • Stoneham: She means do some soul-searching.
  • Patrick:... Why would she want souls?
  • Diana:... Oy! I'll just see myself out.... Take care of yourself, Craig. Come on, Bleeder. (A puppy Bleeder followed her as they flew off together)
  • Sirith: It's okay, Craig, honey. You're better off without her, even if she DID give that cute bear back to you.
  • Boss Wolf: "...... So, who's up for Pizza?"
  • Icky: "..... Well THAT lessoned a serious moment."

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