My Town is a song sung by Mayhem in the episode Mayhem's Wrath. It is sung when Mayhem reduces Twilight and her friends into being seemingly irreverseably worthless in stopping him, and allowing him to wreak chaos all throughout Equestria, thinking he has done what Discord was incapable of doing. It is a parody of Hades' song from the Hercules TV Series.
Old Chaos-face is homing
A plan, for his owning
And taking his show on the road
Just look at him gloating
While magically floating
That ego must be quite a load
C'mon, harem, Sing Along with Mayhem!
Let me show you girls around in, my town
Sure beats living in shadows in, my town
Whoa, whoa, whoa
I got a penthouse on Loki Avenue
I'd like you to see!
Museums and parks, and works of art, all, HEY, dedicated to me!
We'll shop and Doom and Gloomingsdale's in, my town!
We'll dine tonight in Mane and Tails in, yeah, my town!
I'm the host, who loves to toast, another job well done!
In my town
In his town
I'm Number One!
Not in my book, you ain't!
Hey! I'm honored, I'm mayor, I'm chief of police, in...
The hottest spot in all of Equestria, is my town!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The Town Square, that crowning jewel, could use my flair for urban renewal
I'm just kidding, I wouldn't change a thing. I'm serious. NOT!
In MY town!
Hey, ya' gotta love it, don'tcha? Keys are with the valet, thank you very much.