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Nerdball
Season 1, Episode S1E10
Nerdball
Release date July 23, 2012‎
Written by MSM and Scroopfan
Directed by MSM
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Nerdball is the 10th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodgers hang out with Bill's gecko nerd friend, Wain the Gecko. But they soon discover that Team Nefarious had been injecting the gecko with a drug that makes his intellect spike, but the drug also has a fatal side effect. Will the Shell Lodge save him before it's too late?

PTE Redux Conditions: Wain, renamed Wayne, will be portrayed as a more sympathetic character than he was in this, but he will also receive a different ending.

Fan-made Transcript

Chapter 1- Invitation to Chicago

the temple.

  • Lord Shen: (Bill's scream was heard from the hallways) The blimey was that?!?
  • Boss Wolf: Oh no! Don't tell me Anima's back! Or worse, another evil super shadow demon of Dr. Facilier!
  • Mr. Dodo: Don't worry, it's just Bill. He probably saw another rat.
  • Icky: Probably from that basement of powerful artifacts again. The rats in the basement sometimes like to venture out, and they pick on Bill for some reason. Okay, we'd better get the broom.
  • Bill: (Bursts into room) GUYS! GUESS WHAT?
  • Po: You found another rat?
  • Bill: No! WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO CHICAGO!
  • Shifu: What? Who's inviting us?
  • Bill: My old high school friend, Wain! He's the greatest gecko I've ever known! He was a good friend! We did many science experiments together. Of course, I still wanted to be a chimney sweeper.
  • Skipper: Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, hold on! 'Science experiments'? He's a genius?
  • Bill: Well, yeah! He's very smart, yet he's pretty dumb!
  • Kowalski: So you're saying that he's a...nerd?
  • Bill: Sort of.
  • Kowalski: Well, that's pretty interesting.
  • Bill: Yeah. He's pretty nerdy, alright. I remember the time he told me how Superman's powers work. He said that his ability to fly was an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings powered by exposure to Earth's Sun. But when I ask him how he flies at night, he tells me that he does that with the combination of the Moon's solar reflexion, and the energy storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells. He even says that his heat vision is powered by his photoreceptors being amplified to emit light through the pupils at a frequency so high, it fries it's target instantly. Crazy, isn't it?
  • Kowalski: (Scoffs and laughs) That's a good theory about Superman!
  • Lord Shen: Really? Well, I always thought Superman was just a mutant alien with freak powers.
  • Icky: But it won't explain why the other Kryptonians are pretty normal on Krypton, and yet Superman got powers when he's not on Krypton.
  • Lord Shen: Well it does not justify a few things like, if our sun can grant HIM powers, why is everyone on earth pretty normal and average? if the sun has the ability to turn you into a mutant with freak powers, then why are some of us still normal and average by normal animal/human standards? let's see if this 'Genius Gecko' can explain that.
  • Bill: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
  • Skipper: I sure hope this Wain guy is not as nerdy as Kowalski.

Chicago

  • Skipper: Ahh, Chicago, Illinois! The Chi-town, the Windy City, the City of Big Shoulders!
  • Kowalski: It's also a known fact that Chicago has other nicknames like 'The Second City', and 'Hog Butcher for the World'! (Skipper grins at him) What? It's true!
  • Mr. Dodo: Bill, are you sure you know where you're going?
  • Bill: (Driving) Of course I do!
  • Icky: Couldn't tell that you ran over 10 dogs, three old ladies, an entire girl scout group, a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume, and one of our camera guys.
  • Bill: I did? Crap! Look, when we get to Wain's house, I'll pay for their hospital bills!
  • Squidward: Well, are we close by any chance?
  • Bill: We're about 27 miles away.
  • Squidward: Crud!
  • Patrick: Can't we just use hyperspeed to get us there?
  • Kowalski: (Slaps Patrick) Nieved nonsense, Patrick! Using hyperspeed inside a planetary atmosphere could cause a time dilation.
  • Patrick:... All I heard was "Blah blah blah Dilation!
  • Kowalski: (Sighs) If we do it, we'll be thrown across time!
  • Patrick: Ohhhhh!...So we'll be turned into a clock?
  • Icky: No, Patrick, we'll go backwards in time and end up in pre-history instead of a nerd's house.
  • Patrick: That makes sense.
  • Iago: Let's just hope none of our enemies are up to anything while we're out.
  • Lord Shen: Trust me, the League is inactive, the Dark Dragon Scourge is dormant, and we haven't heard anything from that maniacal dork, Nefarious. So I assume we are gonna have a normal day for once.

Chapter 2- Wain the Nerdy Gecko

Outside an Apartment

  • Missing Link: Your friend lives in an apartment?
  • Bill: Yeah, he's not really a good guy when it comes to nerdiness.
  • Skipper: (Spits coffee out while laughing) 'Nerdiness'! That sounds FUNNY! (Laughs)
  • SpongeBob: Look, let's just get to his apartment!
  • Lord Shen: Yes, and if this guy really is nerdy, then this will be as funny as hell!

Hall

  • Bill: 302, 303, 304, and 305! Here we are, folks! Wain's apartment.
  • Lord Shen: (Scoffs trying to hold in laughter)
  • Bill: Hello? Wain? Are you here?
  • ???: The door is unlocked, Bill, you don't have to call me from the hall.
  • Bill:...Are you going to annoy us with another Tokay call again? The people I brought are often mad.
  • ???: AW, DARN, YOU ALWAYS SPOIL THE FUN! I can tell your friends are not going to be very fun. Which would make sense since some are from that Wonderland place they claimed you were sent to after that mysterious disappearance. All the comics I read about that place since it was considered mythical is actually disturbing. It rivals even All-Star Batman and Robin in tone and darkness...except it wasn't as asinine.
  • Lord Shen:...
  • Bill: Yeah, expect him to be like that. (They came in, and a Tokay Gecko ended up scaring them with annoying Tokay Gecko call) AAARRRRGGGGH! (Runs around the apartment while Dodo and the White Rabbit hold onto his tail)
  • Wain: (Laughing) You didn't see THAT coming! Oh, wait, you did, BUT I STILL DISTRACTED YOU WITH MY WORDS! The Internet DOES say that tokay gecko calls are intolerable to other lizards-
  • Skipper/Lord Shen: NEEEEEEEEEEERD!
  • Kowalski:...Hmm...he doesn't seem to be the nerd I was expecting.
  • Wain: I am not a full-blown nerd with the geekiness, the pimple face, the stupid shorts, the broken glasses, the lonely despair, the fanfiction writing of great Marvel and DC heroes, bad memories of mean spirited jocks, and all-time champian of Dungeons and Dragons, Glahin and other crap, thank you! You can't judge me by how I act!"
  • Gilda: (Stared unimpressed)...Yeah, you're still a nerd for over-explaining that."
  • Wain:...Well, thank you for coming by, get out of my apartment-
  • Bill: WAIN!
  • Wain:...(Sighs) Fine, you're right! I am the nerd you think I am! But unlike the stereotype that nerds end up famous, I didn't get anywhere near that! Or at least, I blew up my opportunity like I blew so many chances with the ladies.
  • Lord Shen: You 'blew' your chance? Care to explain why?
  • Wain: I lost to that game show Answer Very Difficult Questions Only Brainiacs Know. It was awful!
  • Private: (Scoffs and laughs) That's a funny name for a game show.
  • Skipper: (Slaps Private) Yes, Private, it's funny, but DON'T PUSH WAIN ABOUT IT!
  • Icky: Actually, I've heard of that show. It's a legitimate one which only invites the most intelligent of geniuses across the UUniverses to earn cash prizes. It's like a combination of Jeopardy and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and was created by fans of the show.
  • Iago: OH, so what? People lose to shows like that ALL the time! What is so different between losing in those shows and this one?
  • Wain: That show is for the greatest of geniuses. Those who fail even once are considered inferior, and when you fail on a show like that, you get panned for life!
  • Bill:... Is THAT why you got obscured?... Why didn't you tell me?
  • Wain: I wouldn't expect you to understand what it was like to consider yourself a great genius, yet not know everything. I was socially incompatible beforehand, and I wanted to be recognized! I was bullied all my life, I was considered a 'dork' and a 'kook' to every girl I knew.

Cutaway

  • Bully Duck: (Giving Wain a wedgie) NEEEERRRD!!!
  • Female Lizard: DORK!
  • Bully Raccoon: (Giving Wain a bigger wedgie) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!
  • Female Iguana: KOOK!
  • Bully Lizard: (Pours motor oil in his underwear and hangs him on a flagpole) NEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
  • Female Anole: DORKBRAIN!
  • Bully Dog: (Burns his underpants off) NEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
  • Female Gecko: DWEEBIE!!!
  • Bully Tiger: (Wain was wrapped up by his own underwear) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!

Present

  • Wain: When you rant too much about Linkara reviews, pull pranks for payback or revenge with experimental means, AND never shut up, you become socially awkward. When I thankfully got enough experience to become a good enough genius to compete, I hoped it would make people respect me.
  • Sandy: Well, what durn question did ya blow?
  • Wain: "(Snorts), well...."

Flashback

  • (Wain):... It was the most difficult question in the history of the UUniverses! Only real scientists could answer it!
  • Host: Here's the last question! If you answer it correctly, you win!
  • Wain: Alright, what's the question? Hit me like a million Doomsdays!
  • Host: What is the super ultra-mega sure-fire Kamehameha number one metaphorical key to the Generator of the Boundaries, so super great, that the high council made sure not even Albert Einstein knows what it is?
  • Wain: (Surprised)

Present

  • Lord Shen: That's it? (Laughs), why, everyone knows it's-
  • Skipper: CLASSIFIED!! Shen, you of all people should know better than that! We can't go showing sensitive information to just anyone.
  • Wain: AW, COME ON, YOU THINK I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET?!?
  • Skipper: No! Rules are rules, and the rules say that we are FORBIDDEN to reveal that information. And given how nerdy and strange you are, you're not qualified to know.
  • Wain: Please? (Skipper gives him a serious grin)...Please?...Please?...Please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-
  • Skipper: (Slaps Wain) WHEN I SAY NO, I MEAN NO!! NO EXCEPTIONS, END OF STORY!!
  • Wain: Fine, then you can just get out of my apartment! Goodbye!
  • Bill: Wain, is there a reason why you called us here, or did you just call us here so you can cheat.
  • Wain: No! Well... It was one of the reasons, that obviously failed.
  • Icky: Good, because we don't wanna end up making listening to a whiny nerd's life stories an everyday thing.
  • Wain: Well, I just wanted to spend time with Bill. He never comes a lot since I heard you were sent to a place that comics say is a fictional famous place for the mentally insane based on something that was only proven by scientists to be just a mere piece of fiction. Of course, I didn't believe it until just recently saw you on the news fighting crime.
  • Bill: Look, Wain, it wasn't my fault.
  • Wain: Why didn't you ever contact me and said you were in that place?
  • Bill: Look, I just got... Well... Cuckoo in the head when I accidentally fell into that furnace of ether thinking it was a chimney. So the High Council had to relocate me to Wonderland with the rest of the retards that live there.
  • March Hare: Who're you calling a retard, lizard? That's very inappropriate language right there!
  • Mad Hatter: I'll say it's inappropriate! It's very, very, very inappropriate indeed!
  • Dormouse: Very, very, very inappropriate indeed!
  • Puss in Boots: (Sighs) I swear, a calm mouse like him shouldn't even BE in Wonderland anyway.
  • Mad Hatter: Wouldn't expect YOU to understand what he went through.
  • Puss in Boots: I'm a cat, what did you expe-
  • Dormouse: CAT?!?
  • March Hare: OH, BALLS, NOT AGAIN!!! (They all chased him across the room)
  • Wain:... Speaking of retards!
  • March Hare: SOMEONE GET THE JAM!
  • Icky: WE DON'T HAVE ANY!
  • March Hare: WHAT?!?
  • Icky: I WAS MAKING A PEANUT-BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH, GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK!!!
  • Wain: Don't worry, I've got some in the fridge!
  • March Hare: Well, what're you waiting for, GO GET IT BEFORE OUR FRIENDS' HEAD EXPLODES!
  • Wain: (Quickly grabs jam) GOT IT!
  • March Hare: RUB IT ON HIS NOSE, QUICK! (Wain rubs Dorm Mouse's nose with jam, and Dorm Mouse cools down)
  • Wain:... What was THAT all about?
  • Mr. Dodo: You just witnessed why he was sent to Wonderland. When he hears that very word, he goes on a crazy property-damaging rampage that can only be cured by jam on the nose.
  • Mad Hatter: And let's just say we were in the process of curing the Dormouse of his insensitive fear of, uh, C.A.T's.
  • March Hare: Via the request of the producer in exchange for the Dormouse to be allowed to appear here, and you almost got him discontinued, Pussy-Boots.
  • Puss: Sorry, I'm still a little new here.
  • Wain:... Well, the Dormouse in the comics seemed to be criminally insane when he hears that word, too, so I can't complain. So, Bill, you said you're nutty now. I bet squirrels fell in love with you.
  • Sandy: Don't push it with the puns please, I've had enough of that already.
  • Bill: Yep. Also, I am insanely afraid of anything scary, even for scaredy c- Uh, I mean, coward standards.
  • Wain: Exactly what kind of coward standards? Are we talking Luigi cowardice, Koopa cowardice, what?
  • Bill: Well, some friends of mine tried to make me famous by doing something DANGEROUS like hauling a monster out of a house! Even though it was pretty stuck tight, and was the size of a whale.
  • Mr. Dodo: Bill, I believe the Lodgers told us that 'monster' was a Princess of Heart they were trying to guard, remember?
  • Bill: I know that, but still, you did end up causing me to fly straight into the land of the Chess War. I was BARELY able to make it out of that board of DEATH!
  • White Rabbit: Bill, we said we were sorry!
  • Bill: If I didn't have a natural healing factor that healed those scars I received, I'd be as pissed as Brandy would be.
  • Brandy: Oh, you're SO clever!
  • Bill: Besides, I don't blame you for being stupid. You guys must even feel stupid after trying to hang the Shell Lodgers for saving your butts!
  • Dodo: Momentary confusion, that's all!
  • Wain: Really? What was that all about?
  • Cynder: Let's just say that their leader was a mad tyrant who beheaded people for random things.
  • Wain:...Was expecting that, the Queen of Hearts in the comics was a sadistic barbaric tyrant who had people's heads cut off, stuffed, and put on sticks...then put them in a field for her to see outside her castle.
  • White Rabbit: MY WORD! WHO WROTE SUCH GOTHIC COMICS?!?
  • Wain: Well, imagine a guy who's like Frank Miller on steroids was inspired by American McGee's Alice video games. Even I can't explain the gothic craziness of the Wonderland comics, so you may have to read them for yourselves. Luckily, I have the entire series in my room. Little did I know that the real thing, as it turns out, is more awkward than how wasps have the ability to control the gender of their offspring.
  • Gilda: Yeah, I think a giant wasp friend of mine from an Alternate UUniverses told me something like that... We were silent for like, hours after that.
  • Wain: So, you guys wanna hang out for a while? I've got video games.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what'cha got?
  • Wain: I have Gears of War, The Amazing Spider-Man, the entire Halo series, the Ratchet and Clank series, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 1 and 2. I even have a lot of Lego games since I collected multiple sets.
  • Lord Shen: Hmm, I was wondering if we'd get to see Ratchet and Clank's merchandise.
  • Tai: I'll say. Those two are awesome! When we first met him in Baghdad, they seemed pretty awesome. They at least introduced us to Nefarious and helped us deal with-
  • Wain: Ratchet and Clank are real?
  • SpongeBob: They sure are. They helped us on certain occasions like when Team Nefarious tried to alter Tarzan's timeline. If Nefarious succeeded, LionKingRulezAgain, or now called by his real name 'Jonathan Oosterhof', would never have made the Jungle Crew, and he would've just had been another Lion King fan.
  • Wain: Well, blow me down! That's amazing! I bet I could make my own comic series on you, and it would give Marvel and DC inferiority complexes. Hell, I bet it would put fanfiction writers to shame.
  • Marty: Eh, well I'm not one to brag, but we have enough merchandise as it is. The people love us too much, that comics might've ALREADY been created. Hell, Mammoth Studios makes movies about our adventures.
  • Wain:...Oh...well, I guess there goes another chance to get back at those people who said 'you couldn't make a single original story even if you wanted to'. I'll just go back to watching BattleBots.
  • Kowalski:...I believe that was canceled 9 years ago.
  • Wain:...I MISS THE ROBOT FAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAIIIIGHTS!! (Cries)
  • Kowalski: ME, TOOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!! (Cries and beats his head on the wall)
  • Dr. Cockroach: What about Robot Wars?
  • Wain: IT WASN'T NOSTALGIC ENOOUU-HOU-HOU-HOUGH!! (Beats his head on the wall, then mysteriously recovers) Anyway, what do you guys say? Should we blow this space station?
  • Bill: Sure. Let's just hope karma isn't being the nasty bitch it was before.
  • Wain: Great! I could really use some friends to play war games with. But first, I have to go honor these coupons for 'Dr. Suoirafen's Cleansing Spa and Drugstore' that appeared on my doorstep before you guys came. There's this new spa place that also sells drugs, which the coupon said is FDA-approved, so nothing illegal going on, owned by this celebrity genius doctor named...well...as the coupon said, Dr. Suoirafen. He offers spa treatments and a cleansing experience. Thing is, the coupon is good for one only, so you guys can feel free to hangover in my place while I'm gone. I've already set up many post-its that indicate what you can and can't touch. (They notice them)
  • Lord Shen:...Quite picky, I see.
  • Iago: Dr. Suoirafen? Does anyone know a Suoirafen?
  • Patrick: 'Suoirafen'? Wait a minute!... Usually, names are hard to pronounce.
  • SpongeBob: I know.
  • Lord Shen: Now just hold on a second! There's something odd about that name... Suoirafen sounds like a Japanese name. He must be from Japan.
  • Iago: That sounds perfectly reasonable.
  • Wain: Well, I'm off! Enjoy yourselves! I'll even think about getting us some pizza with stuffed pretzel crust. My specialty.
  • Icky: (Saliva gushes from his jaw as he gurgle-speaks) STUFFED PRETZEL CRUST! THAT'S DELICIOUS!!!
  • Wain:...Eh, nothing that bad to fix, I had the same reaction when they announced that at the Pizzeria. Bye-bye! (Leaves)...
  • Sandy: There's something rotten in the Alamo about this 'Suoirafen' guy. Shouldn't we go with him to see if he's on the up-and-up?
  • Iago: Sadly, the coupon only said one person, which means, only he gets to go without paying an outrageous bill.
  • Icky: Besides, it's just a spa that also sells drugs for some odd reason, where is the danger in that?
  • Sandy: Somehow, I hope you guys are right.

Chapter 3- The Nefarious Scheme

  • Dr. Nefarious: (Cackles) My plan is coming to fruition, Lawrence! And it's all thanks to you for helping me make up that name for my disguise.
  • Lawrence: Actually, sir, I didn't make it up. Emperor Zurg told it to me as a joke. It's your name spelled backwards.
  • Nefarious: Oh...well...I must say, it COULD be a little silly. BUT HAH, NOBODY WILL SUSPECT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! (Laughs) Plus, I've never heard a joke from Zurg in a long time. So, anyway, my plan is coming to fruition! Thanks to the lab boys, we've acquired a drug that is just as nefarious as I am! Because I AM Nefarious! (Laughs)
  • Lawrence: Very nice catchphrase, sir.
  • Nefarious: Well, here it is! I call it Smartysporin.
  • Lawrence:... Catchy name, sir, but I think you should change it because...(Scoffs)... It could make anyone laugh. You know how you hate being embarrassed. Especially since Captain Qwark humiliated you in high school.
  • Nefarious: DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT, LAWRENCE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT NO GOOD FAT GREEN- (Freezes up, and "Cruella DeVil" plays)
  • Lawrence:...You really should have that looked at...(Chuckles) One of these days. (Slaps him)
  • Nefarious: -IMBECILE!!! But I have to hand it to you, you at least brought up a good point. Smartysporin sounds a little made up and childish. I even knew it was stupid, yet nobody told me.
  • Lawrence: Probably because I'm the first on you brought it up to.
  • Nefarious: Nevertheless! So, Lawrence, what names did you have in mind?
  • Lawrence: I don't know, sir. Perhaps Intellectuum, Psychomacrus, Brain Booster, Cranium 239, Intelligencium, that's all I got.
  • Nefarious: Hmm... All of those names are good, so I think I'll use them all. From now on, this drug will be called 'Intellectuapsychomacrobrainoboostacranialintelligentium'. How's that? (Lawrence scoffs) Alright, fine! We'll just go with IBPD, or "Intellect Boosting Psycho Drug"!
  • Lawrence: Better.
  • Nefarious: And hopefully not as ridiculous. Now, let's get to work. Our test subject should be here any minute now. You got the holo-guise ready?
  • Lawrence: It's attached to your underwear, sir.
  • Nefarious: Okay, weird, but conveniently well-played. (Turns on hologuise and becomes a Japanese doctor) How do I look?
  • Lawrence: Like the girls would rip you apart, sir.
  • Nefarious: Oh, Lawrence, you're embarrassing me already.
  • (Wain): (Knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello?
  • Nefarious: Ooh, he's here! Get your hologuise on. (Lawrence disguises self as human butler)
  • Wain: (Continues knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello? (Knocking) Hello-
  • Nefarious: (He appears in his disguise) HELLO, MR. WAIN RICCARDO! Doctor... Roboshi... Suoirafen... Is here for your service.
  • Wain: So kind of you to notice, my good friend. I'm here for that spa treatment. Also, do you scream like that all the time?
  • Nefarious: That's just my natural tone! It's a vocal condition I've had since I was a child.
  • Wain: Is your speech hypernasal? Because I've seen people with that kind of speech impediment before. You should get either speech therapy or a surgery for that.
  • Nefarious:... Fascinating! Now then, you got the card to receive my GLORIOUS treatments?
  • Wain: Why, yes I do. It's as fresh as a November chrysanthemum.
  • Nefarious:... ("Whoa! This guy's a freakin' nerd. This is gonna be a slam dunk!") Alright, Wain my boy, have a seat. (Wain sits on a recliner)
  • Wain: You know, this is a snazzy place you got here. Décor seems a little like a combination of Hachiman shrines, and Bangkok, Buddhist, and Shinto architectures....Speaking of which, are you any of those religions?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Atheist, actually. Though still like Christmas like any other guy. (Chuckles)...Now, are you ready to test out our, latest soothing drug?
  • Wain: FDA approved right? I don't wanna be involved with anything illegal. That tends to get you in trouble.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Nonsense! This drug is totally FDA approved.

Cutaway, FDA Base

  • Nefarious: (Pointing ridiculously-crazy blaster gun at FDA agent's head while King Dedede, Escargoon, Doofenshmirtz, Zurg, and Mr. Smarty Smarts do the same thing as he was cackling wildly) This drug is not lethal, so get off our asses before we shove our blasters up yours, fire, and watch your brains splatter all over the floor! (Cackles wildly)

Present

  • Dr. Nefarious: In fact, this drug is one of the safest. It's called IBPD.
  • Wain: IBPD?
  • Nefarious: Or "Intelligence Booster Psycho Drug".
  • Wain: So what you're basically saying is that this drug is designed to make me smarter?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Precisely! And it increases over time, too. Before you know it, you'll be able to skip even college knowing every flow of the UUniverses. Including the METAPHORICAL KEY TO THE BOUNDARY GENERATOR!
  • Wain:...Pardon?
  • Dr. Nefarious:...It increases over time-
  • Wain: No, that's not what I mean, simpleton! I mean, the METAPHORICAL KEY TO THE BOUNDARY GENERATOR?!? REALLY?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious:...Yes.
  • Wain: Well, that's conveniently wonderful. I can use it to get back on the game show, and win a grand prize!
  • Lawrence:...Isn't that technically cheating? (Nefarious bumped his elbow at Lawerence)...On second thought, go nuts on that.
  • Wain: AWESOME! I'm gonna be RICH! All I need to do is get this drug in my system, and Bob's your uncle, I'll be richer than Scrooge McDuck!

Cutaway

  • Wain: (Prepares to dive into a huge roomful of money on a diving board. He jumps, but gets injured when he hits the hard floor) (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) AAAAHHHH! IT'S NOT A LIQUID! IT'S A GREAT MANY PIECES OF SOLID MATTER THAT FORM A HARD FLOOR LIKE SURFACE! AAAAAHHHH!...I still don't get how that duck gets through this okay but I don't! I can't understand cartoon logic- (Coughs blood)

Present

  • Nefarious: EXACTLY! ("And once I get this guy to spill the beans on the Key to the Boundaries Generator, the UUniverses will FINALLY BE UNDER MY CONTROL!")
  • Wain: Well, I say, LET'S GET SMARTY, BABY!
  • Nefarious: Alright! Let's get started!
  • Wain: You know something, Mr. Suoirafen? (Eyes get covered by spa recliner)
  • Nefarious: Yes, Wain?
  • Wain: You sound a bit like a familiar character on one of my video games!
  • Nefarious: Everybody says I sound like Dr. Nefarious on those Ratchet and Clank video games.
  • Wain:...How did you know specifically, it's not like everybody recognizes a voice like that. If I didn't know any better, I'd say-
  • Nefarious: Pal, it's cool! I'm just a misunderstood genius who has a lot of controversies to him, aside from what you might be thinking. If I WAS said mad scientist, I would've been using you for some nefarious purpose. But...I'm not!
  • Wain: ............Yeah, because that would be totally ridiculous. It's almost as if Nefarious is here and trying to use some sort of drug to control me in an attempt to gain something. (Nefarious and Lawrence laugh it off nervously) But, phbbt, like he would actually choose a nobody like me to do such a thing. It's like choosing two simpletons to be dog catchers.
  • Nefarious: Yeah, (Chuckles)...a simpleton choice. ("Smartassy much?")...The important thing is that you're on the road to riches!
  • Wain: YEAH! (Nefarious injects IBPD into Wain)
  • Wain:...So when do I know it works? Does the information of all the UUniverses flash before my eyes like a fortuneteller in a bazaar?
  • Nefarious: I neglect to inform you that the effects are a tad slow, the smartness doesn't happen until the very next day.
  • Wain:...Well, that is disappointing.
  • Nefarious: Progress always is... but the results, I assure you, will always be worth it. You are free to go.
  • Wain: Yippee! Now, it's about time I used my easily-hatching intellect to its full potential. I'll eventually become as smart as Sherlock Holmes or Batman. Or hell, even GOD! Goodbye, Doc! I will send my regards! (Leaves)
  • Dr. Nefarious: ("Now, it begins.")

Chapter 4- Super Intelligence

  • Icky and Iago play Xbox 360, they are playing Lego Star wars: the clone wars.
  • Icky: "I bet I can get more small lego bits then you!"
  • Iago: "You're on!"
  • Po was at the kitchen, holding pancakes and pizza
  • Po: "Who's up for round ten?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Panda, (burp). We're full of pancakes and pizza right now. I think it's time not to eat away our host's food."
  • B.O.B.: "OH! OH! ME! ME! ME! I COULD A WHOLE HOUSE!"
  • Missing Link: "I think you did that once."
  • B.O.B.: "Well I can!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "B.O.B., have you forgotten the time when you ate all that candy from the first time we battled that alien pumpkin monster?"
  • B.O.B.: "Oh, yeah."
  • Kowalski was on the computer.
  • Skipper: "What your doing, Kowalski."
  • Kowalski: "Frankly, I am failing finding any results on that Suoirafen any site! Wiki: no results! Google: No results! Popperrazzi.com, a site dedicated on getting dirt on every single celebrity in existence: no results!"
  • Skipper: "Maybe Suoirafen one of those, new guys. You know, no one knows him yet."
  • Kowalski: "Well, here's what concerns me.... Have you noticed that Suoirafen isn't even a word, let alone a name. I typed it up in dicsinary.com and no results, it doesn't recognize it as a word. There is, also another problem. I did a mirror test, and.... It's better I show you. (Points to a mirror with a paper with "Souirafen" writing on it, facing the mirror, reviling the word "Nefarious.")"
  • Skipper: "Hold on, wait, whoa, whoa! You're saying Suoirafen is "Nefarious" spelled backwords? You're saying Dr. Suoirafen is a fraud?"
  • Kowalski: "Worse than any mere fraud. There is only one person, or should I say, semi bio-machine with the name Nefarious."
  • Skipper- OH MY, GOD, DR. NEFARIOUS IS FINALLY STRIKING AFTER A FEW MONTHS!!!
  • Kowalski- Well, we can't know for sure, Skipper. We can't assure this guy is a fraud until we have proof. I mean, remember the time when Twilight and her friends accused that poetic zebra of cursing them?
  • Skipper- (Laughs) Yeah, what a knockout. I even heard from Spike that Fluttershy had a man voice!
  • Kowalski- Well, the point is that we need to get to that spa and find out as much as we can if Mr. 'Suoirafen' is Nefarious or is just a regular guy.
  • Private- Well, how do we do that?
  • Kowalski- Well, it's quite simple really. We just have to give this 'Suoirafen' a lie detector test.
  • Rico- A what now?
  • Private- A lie detector?
  • Kowalski- Or a polygraph. A device that detects lies by measuring and recording several physiological indices like blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity. That will be of perfect use to us.
  • Skipper- A lie detection test? You may be more right than you think, Kowalski. I think we have a lie detector somewhere in the van.
  • Kowalski- You mean the broken one?
  • Skipper- Oh, crap, you're right! Now how are we supposed to figure out about Suoirafen?
  • Kowalski- Easy, Skipper, it can be repaired. But it may take... 6 to 9 days.
  • Skipper- 69 DAYS?!?
  • Kowalski- No, 6 TO 9 days.
  • Skipper- Oh, that's not so bad.
  • Private- Should we tell Wain when he gets back?
  • Kowalski- I think that would be appropriate, yes.
  • Wain- Hey, guys, I'm back! Boy, the scenery there was real scientific, but it was so hot. How many saunas does one guy have?
  • SpongeBob- Wain? I think we need to talk.
  • Wain- About what?
  • Kowalski- Well, we fear you may've been in a sort of trap. Are you aware that Suoirafen's name is backwards for 'Nefarious'?
  • Wain- Is it? (Thinks for a while) Oh my, gosh, it is! But I really don't see the point.
  • Kowalski- Well, I'm pretty sure you know about Dr. Nefarious seeing as you have the entire Ratchet and Clank trilogy, but we think he may be posing as Suoirafen to try and do some horrendous experiment on you.
  • Wain- Are you serious? Suoirafen sounded pretty harmless to me. Seriously, I can tell a deranged maniac from the looks in his eyes, and he didn't have it. Even though he may've had his exact same voice, he still might not be Nefarious.
  • Kowalski- Well, can you at least tell us what 'Suoirafen' was doing to you?
  • Wain- Well, turns out he wanted to help me. He treated me with this new drug he made called IBPD. He says it stands for "Intelligence Booster Psycho Drug".
  • Kowalski- An intelligence drug?
  • Donkey: "Well so much for "Drugs are for fools"."
  • Icky: "Aren't drugs suppose to, you know, make you stupider?"
  • Wain- Well, yeah, most drugs do. But Suoirafen said it takes a day for the drug to take effect. That means that tomorrow, I'll become smarter, and who knows? I'll even know the 'classified' key to the UUniversal Boundary Generator.
  • Skipper- We'll see about that. We'll wake you up at 8:00 tomorrow, and see if the drug works. But if the drug scrambles your brains, then we'll be sure it's Nefarious.
  • Wain- Seriously, somebody's being a little dramatic all because this guy's name is Nefarious spelled backwards. How are you guys gonna get proof that Suoirafen is a bad guy?
  • Kowalski- Through lie detection. We're gonna repair our old broken lie detector and use it on Mr. Suoirafen. If he speaks the truth, he's not Nefarious. But if he lies, he's Nefarious.
  • Wain- How long does it take to fix it?
  • Kowalski- 6 to 9 days.
  • Wain- 69 days?
  • Kowalski- No, 6 TO 9 days. God, why does everybody misinterperate that?
  • Wain- Well, you guys do what you want. I'm gettin' some shut-eye. Once the drug takes effect, I'm going back on that game show. (Leaves into his room) WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHERE'S MY PET LAB RAT?
  • Rico- (Everyone looks at him) Hey, don't look at me!
  • Banzai- That rat was alive? I thought it was dead! Oh, shit, it must've been sleeping! (Hacks and then, dubbed as Brian, barfs for a full 30 seconds)
  • Lab Rat- (A small bright blue rat covered with acid speaks) YUCK! What the hell happened?!? I was taking a nap, then I wake up inside the stomach of A FUCKIN HYENA?!? YOU'RE A PERVERT! (Shoots lasers from eyes at Banzai)
  • Banzai- YAAAHHHGH! THAT THING CAN SHOOT FUCKIN LASERS?!?
  • Lab Rat- (Scurries away)
  • Wain- Raindrop! There you are! I thought I lost you! Thank God, my science project and hopeful budget bringer is saved.
  • Lord Shen and Boss Wolf laughed insanely!
  • Banzai: "Yeah, yeah, very funny."

The Next Day

  • Bill- (Wakes up along with the rest of the Lodgers all over the living room in sleeping bags, and they all continue sleeping)
  • Wain- HOLY HELL!
  • Everyone- (Popping out of sleeping bags) AAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!
  • Wain- (Comes downstairs doing handsprings after doing a short calculation) You guys won't BELIEVE what just happened to me last night!
  • Kowalski- Lemme guess...
  • Wain- That's right!... Raindrop is pregnant!
  • Mad Hatter- Wha?
  • March Hare- I believe it means she's about to have babies.
  • Wain- Yeah! Superpowered ones! It turns out my pheromone experiment worked, and she and Destiny mated! Can you believe it?!?
  • Lord Shen-... (To Skipper) Total nerdiness!
  • Skipper- Totally!
  • Wain- But that's not all! I know the key to the Boundary Generator!
  • Rico- Wha?
  • Wain- The IBPD worked! I'm smarter than Albert Einstien now! Watch! (Does quadratic equation in less than 2 seconds)
  • Kowalski- Whoa! (Checks data)... Yes... Yeah... Of course... Newton's Nipples! This quadratic equation is correct! And he did it in only 2 seconds.
  • Wain: "I am off to that gameshow I lost! This time, I will have every question correct! not even the toughest Question is a match now!"
  • Wain suddenly flouts mid-air.
  • Kowalski: "ESTAIN'S HAIRSYTILE!"
  • Patrick: "HE'S FLOATING IN MIDAIR!"
  • Wain: "Yeah, I have telekaneses now! See ya!"
  • Wain flashed away!
  • Boss Wolf: "This is bad, right? He knows what the super-secret sure-fire metaphorical key to the boundary generator and is about to revel it on tv! I mean, that's really bad, right?"
  • Lord Shen- Actually, I believe we taken care of that. Since half of the UUniverses know the key, and had been broadcasting it before Nefarious, we've had to program and sneak a special childblocks TV system to prevent Nefarious from hearing it on TV.
  • Private- Wait, don't you think Nefarious would notice that?
  • Lord Shen- Nope. It's got a cloaking device. There's no way Nefarious will find it..... Unless there's an off chance one of these childblocks is defective and the cloaking device isn't working. But fortunately, the High Council has other methods to keep the key's knowledge safe.

Nefarious' Chicago Hideout

  • Nefarious- (Finds childblocks device) What the hell is this thing?
  • Lawrence- (Scans device) It's a childblocks device, sir. I believe the Shell Lodge Squad had recently installed it without your knowledge so that you would be unable to hear about the key to the Boundary Generator.
  • Dr. Nefarious- (Scoffs, and laughs) So those fools thought they could outsmart me? YOU FAIL! (Laughs) Well, I guess it's time to find out the Boundary Generator Key.
  • Host- Alright, Wain, now that you're back after being made a fool of, let's see what you know. Question 1: Who is considered the most evil villain in the UUniverses?
  • Nefarious- (Scoffs) Everybody knows it's Malefor! Oh, how I hate that bastard!
  • Wain- Chernabog.
  • Host- CORRECT!
  • Nefarious- WHAT?!?
  • Lawrence- Well, sir, I believe Malefor was made the ultimate evil after Chernabog got locked up at Bald Mountain where he still haunts the inhabitants of it. I mean, have you ever seen Fantasia?
  • Nefarious- You mean that Disney Universal musical? Huh, I guess I hadn't thought of that.
  • Host- Question 2: What keeps the UUniverses together, how does it do it, and what was it meant for?
  • Wain- Oh, that's a piece of cake! The lock that keeps the UUniverses together is concealed by the Stone of WB Camelot. It is said that the Stone and it's key component, the sword Excaliber, contains billions upon billions of Universal matter. Without the powerful magic of Excalibur to keep the Stone's power to keep the Universes separated from each other, the universal matter inside it would be unstable and the Universes would have coalesced with each other. These powerful elements were created by the UUniversal gods after the First Cartoonian War to keep the Universes apart so that no evil could be spread around them again.
  • Host- Correct!
  • Nefarious- Hmm, seems like a whole lot of trouble for the gods to make something like that, but who am I to argue with the rules of Scroopfan?

Later...

  • Host- Last question! What is the super ultra-mega sure-fire kamaykamayaha number one metaphorical key to the Generator of the Boundaries, so super great, that the high council made sure not even Albert Enstaint knows what it is?
  • Wain- (Breaths in)
  • Nefarious- Yes?
  • Wain- (Breaths in)
  • Nefarious- Yes?!?
  • Wain- (Breaths in)
  • Nefarious- YES?!?
  • Wain- H--(Censored beep blocks it out)
  • Host- Congratulations! You win $100,000 dollars! (Audience cheers)
  • Nefarious- (Mouth hangs open)
  • Lawrence- I'll just leave you alone for a while, sir. (Leaves)
  • Nefarious- (Camera on Spa Building) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Malfunctions, and 'Family Guy Theme Song' plays with the word 'sex' being censored, "He's...a...Fam...ily...Gu--", Lawrence smacks Nefarious in the head again)--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Pauses)

Later...

  • Nefarious: "Ok, I called in Doofenshirts, King Dedede, Escargoon, Mr. Smarty Pants and Octo-cat, Morgana and her small shark and those mantas, Zigzag, and finally, my main man Zurg, to hold a meeting to tell me, WHY WAS THE NUMBER ONE KEY CENSORED?!?
  • Undertow- Well, didn't you hear the host of the show, sir? He said that the High Council made sure not even Albert Einstien knew about it. So this was one of their tricks!
  • Nefarious- SON OF A BITCH! Why does everything have to stop me from EVERYTHING?!? Oh, I'm so fuckin' sick of this... (Clears throat) No matter. It was all part of the plan, everyone. You see, due to a situation like this, I programmed the IBPD in a special way. You see, The nerd's metabolism can't allow the IBPD to boost his intelligence without extreme fuelage
  • Doofenshmirtz- So, what you're basically saying is that...
  • Nefarious- That's right! Getting enough fuel to increase his intelligence would be fatal, and would kill him.
     
  • Zigzag: 'Wouldn't that technically be bad to us, you know, for him to die of brain explosion, if he holds the very thing we all desire for universal domination?"
  • Nefarious: "I thought about that, that's why we're gonna give him another coupon to come back, for, more 'Spaness'."
  • Escargoon: "Aren't you worried those louger pinheads might be on to us by now because of your alias just being your real name backwords?"
  • Nefarious- Well, I've been eyeballing them. They found out the riddle, but they are wondering if my alias is just a mistake. So it could take them days to figure it out. By then, we'll have the key.
  • Morgana- But how will you get the key after the minor setback?
  • Nefarious- Didn't I tell you? I added a fatal side effect to the IBPD drug. So you know what that means.
  • King Dedede- It means... What?
  • Nefarious- (Sighs) It means that once the IBPD gets on his nerve, we can use that to BRIBE him to tell us the key.
  • Escargoon- Ohhhh, that makes much more sense.
  • Nefarious- Fellas, this is the beginning of Team Nefarious' Very First Triumph! (Everybody cheers)
  • Lawerence: "There is one small matter: Before that effect can come in, there are, paramilitaries to the drug. First, he becomes more arrogant and self-impourent, then, his head becomes bigger, finally, he will seek to conquer whatever location he's in and becomes overlord master of everything."
  • Nefarious: "Ok, there's that. but again, it's not gonna be right away
  • Mr. Smarty Smarts- I wouldn't be so sure of that, Dr. Nefarious. Our sources say that the Shell Lodge intends to give you a lie detector test. What should we do about THAT?
  • Nefarious- Oh, I think I can handle that myself. (Cackles)

later.

  • Kowalski: "Dr. Souirafen, you have failed the lie detecter test!"
  • Skipper: "Or should we say, DR. NEFARIOUS!"
  • Nefarious: "DARN IT! I FORGOT HOW RIGGED THIS STUPID LIE DETECTOR TESTS ARE!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh don't be such a bloody spoil-sport. Now tell us what became of Wain, or else."
  • Nefarious: 'Ok, fine! I injected a drug that'll make him smarter and if not treated, can be fatal."
  • Lawerence: "There is also the matter of him becoming selfimpourent and arrogant, his head becoming bigger, and the insane desire to congure anything near the host."
  • Nefarious: "But relax, the effects of the drug aren't possibly THAT quick!"
  • Escargoon: "But didn't you sold a ton of those things at the local drugstore a few blocks from here, and then gave that lizard money to buy every single one to increase his intelligence?"
  • Nefarious: "Uh..... Why did I do that?"
  • Zurg: "Because those lougers were coming and you didn't wanted him to find out, so you sent him out back and gave him a map and directions to the drugstore."
  • Nefarious: "Oh... This just isn't my day, is it?"
  • Icky: "Hey, this ain't happy hour to us either, Ne-dork-ious."
  • Lord Shen: "We demand the name of the drug store you sold your mad drug to."
  • Nefarious: "Why should I? Wain probably already bought them all! And he's already injecting them like a honey bee to.... What, honey bees, like!"
  • Cynder: "Flowers?"
  • Nefarious: "YEAH! FLOWERS!"
  • SpongeBob- Guys, we gotta stop him!
  • Dr. Nefarious- Uh-uh-uh! (All the Shell Lodgers are captured in a large electrical net by Zurg's Hornets)
  • Zurg- Well, it's about time my minions made an appearance in this series.
  • Dr. Nefarious-Take them to the cellar! And make sure they stay there! (Hornets take Shell Lodgers away)
  • Lawrence- Uh, sir, I don't want to burst your circuitry, but isn't restraining the entire Shell Lodge an act of cheating?
  • Nefarious- NO! There's no such thing as cheating in injustice, Lawrence, you should know that!
  • Lawrence- I'm just saying that Scroopfan might not like you cheating on his heroes. He's the producer, and who knows what he might do to strike back?
  • Nefarious- WHAT'S THE MATTER, LAWRENCE? Chicken? (Makes chicken clucking sounds until Doofenshmirtz appears behind him)
  • Doofenshmirtz- Dr. Nefarious? (Nefarious squeals, and jumps in the air)
  • Nefarious- DOOFENSCHMIRTZ, YOU IDIOT! You frightened me to my gizzards!
  • Doofenshmirtz- Well, fine, if you're gonna have that attitude, I suggest you shouldn't know what I'm gonna say about Wain. So, daspidanya!
  • Nefarious- WAIT! Ahem, I'm sorry, Dr., you were saying?
  • Doofenshmirtz- Take a look. (On computer screen, Wain is getting major headaches while his head is growing a tiny bit bigger)
  • Nefarious- HAHAHAHAHAH! SPLENDID! The IBPD is taking effect. And as part of the plan, he'll be on his way here to ask about the effects. I'll just disguise into my alias as Dr. Suoirafen, and reveal myself just as I tell him, and force him to tell me the key to the Boundary Generator. And the getting's good. Everyone, get your gears ready.
  • BOOM!
  • Team Nefarious looked over to see the lougers free, and the hornets destroyed.
  • Lord Shen: "We advise you to not do that again!"
  • Nefarious: "Uh oh. Team Nefarious.... RETREAT!"

Chapter 5- A Gecko in Trouble

  • Wain is now flouting.
  • Wain: "The power! The absolute power! To prove my dominance, I will summon giant monsters to aid me!"
  • Summons (and/or stolen from the villain league), the Hydra, The Red Death, Stone Jaguar, The Komodo Dragon and Giant Cobra.
  • Wain (uses psychic brain energy to gain control of the monsters!): PRIMITIVE BEASTS! YOU ARE UNDER MY COMMAND! DESTROY THIS CITY FOR MY CONQUEST! I shall be the most intelligent being in the UUniverses! Thanks to Suoirafen, I have unlimited POWER! Today Chicago, Tomorrow THE UUNIVERSES! (Cackles) Monsters, DESTROY! (Monsters go on a rampage)"
Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Brand New Day

Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Brand New Day

(Music plays. and it's a Dr. Horrible's sing-along song, a brand new day)
  • SpongeBob- (Sees whole thing on screen) Oh no! He's got monsters now? HOW DID HE GET MONSTERS?!?
  • Merlin: 'I suspect he stolen them from the league."
  • Lord Shen- (Sighs) Why does it always have to be so freakin' hard?!?
  • Icky: "For the sake of having a climactic battle?"
  • Sandy: "We're gonna have to be smart about this! We're gonna have to lore those monsters out of the city!"
  • Iago: "One problem: Ol' big brain here is too unpredictable now! He might see us coming before we could do a thing!"
  • Trixie: "Well, we're gonna have to be sneaky about this, so sneaky, not even a nerd like him sees it coming."
  • Mantis: "But how can anyone outsmart someone who has infinite knowledge?!"
  • Trixie- Oh, I think we can handle that.
  • Bill- I also think we need to find a way to cure Wain.
  • SpongeBob- But how? He might know our every move right now.
  • Bill- Maybe so, but if we can somehow prove to Wain that he's being used by Nefarious, he might let us give him the antidote.
  • Nutzy- What antidote? I don't think we know how to make one.
  • Kowalski- Actually, there may be one chance to make one. If we can perform an experiment on someone smarter than Wain, we could pinpoint the differential, and create an antidote.
  • Skipper- Hey, that's good thinking, Kowalski. But there's just one small tiny flaw.
  • Kowalski- Yeah?
  • Skipper- WHO THE HELL IS SMARTER THAN WAIN THE BIGHEADED NERD?!?
  • Icky- Hmm, he has a point there, Kowalski. I don't think there's anyone we know around here that's smarter than Wain as he is now.
  • Kowalski- I knew that. Which is why there's only one solution.
  • Skipper- (All penguins gasp) Oh no, Kowalski, you don't mean...
  • Kowalski- Yes! I must super charge my brain again!
  • Private- You've gone simply mad, Kowalski!
  • Sandy- Yeah! Don't you know what happened the last time you did that?
  • Squidward- You were dumber than Patrick!
  • Kowalski- I know, but if it means getting the antidote, then I say we have to do it!
  • SpongeBob- (Sighs) Alright! If you know what you're doing.

Later

  • Kowalski- (Does same technique to boost his brainpower again) I did it! I've super-charged my BRAIN! (Brain glows in energy)
  • Skipper- Alright. Now that Mr. Soon-to-be-a-Dummy Kowalski is back, we need to get the antidote! And if we have time left, Kowalski's temporary super-brain could probably hold Wain off long enough for us to inject him with the antidote.
  • Kowalski- Already on it, Skipper! (Gets sample of brain cells through a very complicated piece of machinery he invented) Here you are, Skipper! 1 ounce of super-charged brain cells.
  • Private- Kowalski, I think it would've been better to just get some by just sucking it up from your brain with the needle.
  • Kowalski- Private, you poor naive half-wit! The brain has tough protection thanks to the rock-hard covering of the skull. Not even a needle can puncture through that.
  • Private- Oh, silly me, I knew that.
  • Kowalski- Now let's get crackin'!

2 minutes later...

  • Kowalski- Well, Skipper, here's your antidote. I just needed to reverse the beta-synthetical theoraticals in the formula. Reverse, Beta, Gamma. Alright, let's get crackin'!
  • Skipper- Kowalski, you said that.
  • Kowalski- Oh, of course. Let's just go! (Lodgers leave)
  • Nefarious- (After overhearing Lodgers' talking)
  • Nefarious- Reverse, Beta, Gamma! (Cackles) Guys, I think we've got a sabotage plan!
  • Zurg- (Laughs) I LOVE sabotage!
  • Nefarious- Now, let's go over the plan, shall we? We just sabotage the fight, knockout the Shell Lodgers, steal the antidote, wait for the effects of the IBPD to take effect in Wain's body, and then bribe him to tell us the key to the Boundary Generator.
  • Doofenshmirtz- How do we do that? Wain's pretty much a God compared to us!
  • Nefarious- Not to worry! I've engineered the IBPD to take away his powers once the fatal effects take place, so he can't use them against us. Let;s go kick some Lodger ass!
  • Zurg- That won't be necessary, Nefarious! I've created some special hornet saboteurs for such an occasion. SABOHORNETS? (Saboteur Hornets come out) I have a job for you. I need you to sabotage the Lodger's fight against Wain, and knock them out once Wain weakens, take the antidote, and bring it to us! Then bring Wain to us so we can take care of the rest. Now GO! (Saboteur Hornets fly away)
  • Mr. Smarty Smarts- What do we do now, Nefarious?
  • Octocat- Meow?
  • Nefarious- Now, we just sit back, and enjoy the fight! (Turns on Holovision, and Wain's destruction can be seen on it)
  • Escargoon- Well, this should be good for a few laughs, right?
  • King Dedede- You bet!
  • Racthet was overhearing this, undercover.
  • Ratchet: "Wanna rig a fight huh? not if I have anything to say about it. Better call for backup."

city.

  • Hyrda, Red Death, Stone Jaguar, Komodo Dragon and Giant Cobra rampage the city!
  • Wain: "(LAUGHS MANIACLY!) I RULE THIS TOWN!"
  • A female gecko is seen in the background.
  • Female Gecko: "Wain?"
  • Wain: "Ah, Patrica, the girl of my dreams from high school. Monsters, bring her to me!"
  • Hydra, Red Death, Stone Jaguar, Komodo Dragon and Giant Cobra turned their attention to Patrica.
  • Patricia- What the--? (Cobra grabs Patricia) HEY! LET ME GO!
  • Wain- HOLD IT! (Monsters look at him) I just remembered that I have telekinesis. (Picks up Patricia with telekinetic powers)
  • Patricia- What in the world is going on here, Wain? What happened to your head?
  • Wain- It's a long story! So, anyway, with my genius intellect, what say you and I go out Saturday night? Oh, wait, it IS Saturday.
  • Patricia- Wain, you're MAD!
  • Wain- Maybe so! (In ominous voice) BUT I'M RULER OF CHICAGO NOW, BABY! (In normal voice) So, what do you say?
  • Patricia- I say 'no way', dude!
  • Wain- Well, too bad, you're coming. (Wain takes Patricia away while monsters follow)
  • Patrick: "(Ahem), could I have everybody's attention?"
  • Monsters, Wain and Patrica looked at Patrick.
  • Patrick-......I have to use the bathroom.
  • Wain- (Sighs, and levitates him from his pants)
  • Patrick- No! Please! HAVE MERCY! (Wain does a telekinetic push on him) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRGGH! (CRASH!) (From distance) OW! NOW I JUST SOILED MYSELF!
  • Wain: What was the point of that? (Notices Bill trying to inject the antidote into Wain, but Wain pushes him away with his telekinesis) Stay back, Shell Lodgers! I warn you!
  • Kowalski- (Still having a super-charged brain) Wain, you must stop this madness! Nefarious is using you to get his hands on the Boundary Generator.
  • Wain- SILENCE! You have dared to challenge me! Prepare for oblivion! (Pushes all Lodgers away with Telekinetic push) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--(Coughs)
  • Melman- Wh-wh-wh-what're we gonna do?
  • Gloria- We're gonna fight back, that's what we're gonna do!
  • Melman- Oh, Ph-shyah, like we can take a guy that powerful.
  • Gloria- C'mon, we are Shell Lodgers, right? We're tough! We're gritty!
  • Marty- Yeah!
  • Gloria- We're adaptable!
  • Alex- YEAH!
  • Gloria- And we are NOT gonna lay down like a bunch of Melman's!
  • Melman- No we're not!--HEY!
  • Gloria- Now let's go give him a can of whoopdonkey! (Lodgers begin to fight Wain)
  • Ratchet- (Watching fight, and sees the Saboteur Hornets closing in) Alright, Clank, are you ready for this?
  • Clank- I'm ready for anything, Ratchet!
  • Ratchet- As am I! (Throws wrench at Saboteur Hornet, destroying it) BOO-YAH, a direct hit! (Copter packs down to ground to confront the Saboteur Hornets) Not so fast, metalheads!
  • Nefarious- (Watching from Holovision screen, and gasps) IMPOSSIBLE! WHEN DID HE GET IN THERE?!?
  • Wain- FOOLS! You can't stop me! Not as long as I have the power! (Levitates many objects into a swirling vortex surrounding him)
  • Lord Shen- Okay, now it's officially getting harder!
  • Wain- (Springs all the objects spinning around him into the air above the Shell Lodgers)
  • Max- INCOMING RAINING RANDOM OBJECTS!
  • Skipper- RETREAT! (Lodgers dodge raining objects)
  • Wain- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE POWER! (Echo: Power power power gravity power) What the--?
  • Doofenshmirtz- (Watching on screen, and starts laughing) His echo is broken!
  • Wain: "THAT'S IT! MONSTERS, ATTACK!"
  • Monsters charge!
  • SpongeBob- Guys, do you think we can take these monsters?
  • Alex- I don't know, but we gotta try!
  • Lord Shen- ATTACK! (Shell Lodgers charge towards monsters, but Hydra whips them to a wall with it's tail)
  • Hydra- Heheheheheh!
  • Alex- Okay, we're gonna need some kind of assistance.
  • Ratchet- WAY AHEAD OF YOU! (Lodgers see Ratchet with RYNO gun)
  • SpongeBob- Ratchet and Clank! We haven't seen you guys in months!
  • Ratchet- LOCK AND LOAD! (Blasts Hydra's head to pieces with RYNO)
  • Clank- One down, 4 to go.
  • Lord Shen- Uh, Lombax? I don't think that worked.
  • Ratchet- What do you mean? (Suddenly, Hydra grows 2 extra heads) AW C'MON, NOW!
  • Clank- This is not good! (Red Death prepares to blast fire on Ratchet and Clank)
  • Sandy- (Gasps, and lassoes Ratchet and Clank, pulling them out of the way of the Red Death's fire breath)
  • Ratchet- (Pants in surprise) That...was...close!
  • Clank- Too close if you ask me.
  • Sandy- So, how long have yall' been eyein' Dr. Nefarious on his new scheme?
  • Clank- We've been watching him ever since he started the situation.
  • Ratchet- But we've got to warn you that Dr. Nefarious is using Wain to get close to the Boundary Generator Key. He planned to get it on his Holovision, but it was bleeped out.
  • Skipper- Yes, thank the High Council for that.
  • Kowalski- Well, we've got to...(Super-charged brain shrinks, and he turns dumb again) We've got to smash and mash this dummy head like a...like a...I got nothin'.
  • Skipper- Great! Someone got any fish?
  • Rico- Yeah! (Hacks up a bunch of fish) Ta-dah!
  • Clank- Sometimes, I find that kind of disturbing.
  • Skipper- Well, it may be full of bacteria, but it's the best we got! (Feeds Kowalski fish)
  • Kowalski- Yummy yummy fish! I like fish! They taste nummy, and they have googley eyes! And they travel in schools! (Brain grows) Schools? That's cause they're...so smart! (Brain grows) No! That's not right! Fish are stupid, but...(Brain grows) EUREKA!
  • SpongeBob- Did...did he just call us stupid?
  • Ratchet- Guys, if you don't mind, we've got MONSTERS ON US!
  • Hydra- (Roars)
  • Red Death- (Roars)
  • Cobra- (Hisses loudly)
  • Spyro- What're we gonna do?
  • Cynder- I'll handle this! (Turns into Avatar Cynder, and gains control of monsters) Alright, beasts! I command you to go back to your masters and leave us alone until next time!
  • Wain- FOOL! Your Avatar self won't save you now! They only obey me!
  • Stone Jaguar- (Pounces on Avatar Cynder)
  • Avatar Cynder- Uhhgh! Let me go, you stone kitty cat! Uhhgh! (Stone Jaguar prepares to attack, but Ratchet blasts at Stone Jaguar with RYNO gun, destroying it)
  • Ratchet- There! Hopefully, once the Villain League finds out their pawn beasts are missing, they'll resurrect that stone cat.
  • Cynder- Thanks for saving me, Ratchet!
  • Wain- (Creates tremor with telekinetic powers) I heard that!
  • Ratchet- We didn't say anything!
  • Wain- I heard your thoughts! I heard how you called me a crazy big-headed psycho!
  • Skipper- Great, so he has telepathy now! Wonderful!
  • Ratchet- (Blasts Ryno at Wain, but Wain uses telekinetic powers to reflect blasts like Darth Vader)
  • Wain- Hahahahahah! Is that all you got, Lombax?
  • Ratchet- Clank, plasma grenade me! (Clank gives Ratchet grenade, Ratchet throws it, and grenade explodes over Wain, but it has no effect as Wain had created a force field over him)
  • Skipper- AW, C'MON! NOW HE HAS FORCE FIELDS?!? Seriously, It's like watching a bunch of 6-year-olds play superheroes and make up new powers just to win the game! Next thing you know, Wain's gonna be flying around breathing fire, shooting lasers out of his eyes moving at the speed of light while FARTING NUKES! (Sighs) This is like the time I watched Mega-Piranha on Sci-Fi!

Past

  • Skipper- (He and the other penguins watch Mega-Piranha) YES! KILL THOSE CRAZY CHOMPER FISH! NUKE THEM INTO OBLIVION! (Explosion is heard on TV) YES! The entire world is saved at last! (Jaw drops) AW, C'MON, GODDAMN IT! They're surviving nukes now?!? This is a total ripoff!

Present

  • Wain- It'd be cool if I DID have those powers! Anyway, YOUR FATES ARE SEALED! Monsters, GET THEM!
  • Insectasaurus- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRK! (Tail lashes at building, collapsing it over the Hydra)
  • Missing Link- Nice going, Insectasaurus!
  • Ginormica- I'll take care of the Komodo! (Attacks Komodo, but Komodo bites Ginormica in the leg) OUCH!
  • Shenzi- GOT HIM! (Bites the end of the Giant Komodo's tail, and the Komodo lets go of Ginormica's leg, and roars in pain, and whips Shenzi with tail) Ouch!
  • Ginormica- Owch! My leg! My leg is infected! (Turns into a duplicate Giant Komodo)
  • Komodo- (Roars at Ginormica Komodo)
  • Ginormica- (Roars at Komodo)
  • Banzai- What're they saying?
  • Shenzi- I have no idea!
  • Komodo- (Translated into English) Ooh, you're sexy-looking, babe! How's about you and I go out Saturday night? Oh wait, it IS Saturday!
  • Ginormica- (Translated into English) UHHHGH! That's disgusting! Like I'd go out with a monster like you! I mean, sure my friends are monsters, but you get my point!
  • Komodo- Too bad, you're my mate now! Now let's get behind that building and do it!
  • Ginormica- NO WAY, HOZEE! (Komodo bites Ginormica's tail) OUCH!
  • Komodo- C'mon, sexy girl, it'll only take a minute...(Ginormica turns back to normal) Aw, rats! (Translated into Komodo) ROOOOAAAAARRRR!
  • Red Death prepares to fire again!
  • Ratchet: "Oh not again!"
  • Insectasaurus- ROOOOOOAAAAAAR! (Rams into Red Death, affecting its aim, and the Red Death blasts fire at airplane above, and it crashes, and explodes)
  • Wain- DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS, KILL THEM!
  • Insectasaurus- ROOOOOAAAAAARR! (Kicks Komodo into the air)
  • Komodo- RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRK! (Crashes in the distance)
  • Dr. Cockroach- Good show, Insectasaurus. How'd you even learn to do that?
  • Insectasaurus- ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRR!
  • Dr. Cockroach- Oh, you've been working out? That's nice.
  • B.O.B- It is rather nice to have a giant in the Shell Lodge in case of these kind of situations.
  • Red Death- ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR! (Insectasaurus flies away, and Red Death chases after him)
  • Clank- What's he doing?
  • Shenzi- I have no idea! (Insectasaurus and Red Death fight, and Insectasaurus defeats Red Death, and Red Death falls to ground in a huge explosion)
  • Nutzy- Wow, I think we handled all the monsters perfectly.
  • Trigger- Uh, Nutzy, I don't think that's all of the monsters! (Giant Cobra appears)
  • Squidward- (Screams, and hair grows out of his head, and jiggles around)
  • SpongeBob- (Screams, and eyelashes grow, and jiggle around)
  • Ratchet- (Blasts at Cobra with RYNO gun, but Cobra's hide is too thick) BLAST! His hide is too thick!
  • Lord Shen- I have a better idea! (Gets out cannon, and fires at Cobra, killing it) Ah, yes! No creature can handle the strength of this baby!
  • Mushu- Well, wasn't there that Monacosaur from the Alternate UUniverses that had a golden frill that reflected your cannonball?
  • Lord Shen- Oh, yeah!
  • Wain- FOOLS! You may have defeated the monsters, but you still haven't defeated the nastiest one of them all!"
  • summons forth the Earth Golem!
  • Wain: "Now, great earth golem, obey my-
  • Earth Golem smacks away Wain and Patrica into a car!
  • the Sabator hornets surround, but the earth golem destroys the hornets with a targeted fire blast! the Earth Golem looks at the lougers.
  • Boss Wolf: "Uh oh." (Earth Golem attacks Lodgers)
  • Sparx- Yeesh, we haven't seen this monster since our adventures with Aladar.
  • SpongeBob- Uh, guys? Can any of you explain why the Earth Golem smacked away Wain like that?
  • Spyro- Because the Earth Golem obeys no one but Malefor. So Malefor must've allowed Wain to free the Earth Golem so it could destroy us!
  • Cynder- Well, let's give this beast a piece of our minds! (Spyro and Cynder battle the Earth Golem)
  • Patrica gets up.
  • Patrica: "Wain, oh god! are you ok?"
  • Wain: "Oh..... my aching head..... Ow, I know getting hit by a monster of that size would hurt, but, this headage, god, it's even worse."
  • Patrica: "Can you be able to send that monster away?"
  • Wain raises his hand, but nothing happens.
  • Wain: "My powers...... what's, what's going on? first this headage, now this? this can't get worse, can it?" (Saboteur robot, holodisguised as maid walks up to him)
  • Saboteur Hornet- Are you Wain Riccardo?
  • Wain- Yeah! I've got a big head, is it that obvious?
  • Saboteur Hornet- Well, I came to tell you that Dr. Suoirafen wants to see you right away. Something about your IBPD.
  • Wain- Well, what a coincidence! I've had problems right now.
  • Saboteur Hornet- Are you experiencing major aches around your body along with loss of obvious powers?
  • Wain- Yes.
  • Saboteur Hornet- Then you must see Dr. Suoirafen immediately! He'll help you with your condition. I shall walk you there.
  • Wain- Uh...okay.
  • Bill- (Seeing whole thing) NO, WAIN, DON'T!--(Saboteur hornets grab him and the other heroes and restrain them whereas one of them takes the antidote, but just as it was about to destroy it)
  • Zurg- YOU IDIOTS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO DESTROY THE ANTIDOTE! WE NEED IT SO WAIN WILL BE CONVINCED TO TELL US THE BOUNDARY KEY! (Saboteur Hornet ceases what it does)
  • Saboteur Hornet- Very well, Evil Emperor Zurg. What are your orders concerning the Shell Lodge Squad?
  • Zurg- Make sure they're never found! I don't care how, just do it! Zurg out! (Ends message, and the saboteur hornets take the Shell Lodgers away)
  • Wain- Urrrrgh! I don't know what happened to the Shell Lodge, but I hope they're dead! (Walks away with holodisguised saboteur hornet)
  • Spyro and Cynder are still battling the Earth Golem.
  • Spyro: "Let's finish this thing and be done with it!"
  • Cynder: "Right, Merlin, we need your- (GASPS)!"
  • Cynder sees other lougers dragged away by the hornets!
  • Spyro: "Now what do we do?!"
  • ???: "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!"
  • Cynder and Spyro: "Buzz lightyear!"
  • Rachet: "Oh finally! they made it!" (Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster fly down toward Earth Golem dodging its fire breath attack) Alright, Spyro? You and your dragon friend there have obviously taken this thing before, so how do we stop it?
  • Clank- He's right. Buzz and his friends will need a weak spot to fire at.
  • Spyro- Just aim for the crystals placed on certain parts on the Golem. That's the best way to beat him.
  • Ratchet- Roger that! (Calling Buzz) Buzz! Spyro says to aim for the crystals placed on certain parts of the Golem.
  • Buzz- Copy that, Ratchet! Alright, rangers, aim for the crystals!
  • Booster- Way ahead of you, Buzz! (Aims laser at crystal on jaw, breaking it)
  • Golem- ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRK!
  • Mira- Hmm, nice shot, Booster.
  • XR- Oh, please! I could've done better! Watch! (Pops multiple blaster guns out of his chest, and aims at many of the other crystals on the Earth Golem, and it shrieks in pain)
  • Mira- Showoff!
  • Buzz- Rangers, now's not the time for dilly-dally! At least you're firing! Now let's find the last crystal and take this sucker down!
  • Booster- But where is it? I don't see it!
  • XR- Neither do I! It seems pretty hidden to me--
  • Mira- It's on his head! (Pinpoints the crystal on the Golem's head)
  • Buzz- Excellent eyes, Princess!
  • Mira- (Sighs) For the last time, call me Mira, okay? (Golem lashes tail at Mira, but Mira dodges) WHOA!
  • Buzz- EVASIVE! (4 rangers spin around Golem, agitating it, and it grabs Booster and XR)
  • Booster- HEY!
  • XR- Let us go, you overgrown hunk of rock!
  • Buzz- (Calling Ratchet) Ratchet, Clank? We're gonna need more firepower! The last crystal is tough to blast, and it looks like it needs to be busted by a ton of force.
  • Ratchet- Copy that, Buzz! (To Spyro and Cynder) Guys, Buzz and the gang need your help! They say the crystal on the Golem's head is tough to smash!
  • Spyro- We're on it!
  • Sparx- Wait a minute, 'we'? No, no, no, no, I'm staying here with Ratchet and Clank where it's much safer!
  • Cynder- What's the matter, Sparx? Too cowardly to see a big awesome hunk of action?
  • Sparx- NO!...Yes!
  • Spyro- Well, fine! But you're missing out on all the action! (Spyro and Cynder fly off)
  • Ratchet- Sparx? Are you always this stubborn?
  • Sparx- HEY! I ain't stubborn! I'm just misunderstood, that's all!
  • Clank- You mean like that? (Chuckles)
  • Spyro- Hey, Buzz! I hear you need assistance!
  • Buzz- Well, as long as you can fly, I'm happy!
  • Booster/XR- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!
  • Spyro- C'mon, Cynder, let's unearth this Holy Grail! (Spyro and Cynder fly towards Earth Golem)
  • FINISH HIM!
  • Spyro- (Spyro and Cynder finish off Earth Golem) YAHOO! (Earth Golem falls to its death)
  • Booster- (He and XR are free from Earth Golem's grasp) Whew! I haven't seen that much action since Buzz and Zurg battled with giant robots. (Buzz, Mira, Spyro, And Cynder land)
  • Mira- Hey, where's the rest of the Lodge?
  • Spyro- They got captured by Zurg's sabotage hornets. They're probably on their way to death by now!
  • Buzz- I don't think so!

bottomless cliff.

  • Icky: "Seriously, Chicago has a bottomless cliff?!"
  • Spongebob: "What a way to go!"
  • Saboteur hornet: "Any last requests?"
  • Patrick: "I'll have a Krabby Patty please. With Cheese."
  • Banzai bonks Patrick!
  • Patrick: "You're welcome."
  • Saboteur Hornet: "How annoying. the sooner we dispose of this fools, the better."
  • Suddenly a good number of Sabator hornets are blasted away!
  • Lord Shen: "THE DEVIL?!"
  • Icky: "Well, about time the calvery showed up!"
  • Bill- Yes, but I never expected Buzz and his buddies to show up.
  • Mr. Dodo- Yes, indeed! How did you 4 find out about this?
  • XR- Ratchet and Clank phoned us before you fought Wain and his monsters.
  • Patrick- Well, that's pretty convenient, isn't it?
  • Shifu- Well, what's important is that we gotta save Wain before he reveals the Key to Dr. Nefarious!
  • Po- Yeah! Who knows what Nefarious will do with that Boundary Generator!
  • Tigress- If by that, you mean Nefarious uses it to blackmail the Villain League into forsaking Malefor?
  • Po- Yeah, that!
  • Spyro- Well, what're we waiting for? Let's kick some butt!
  • Icky: "Wait! what about the Earth Golem?"
  • Buzz: "Taken care off. As soon as we send Zurg and Nefarious packing, we'll have to remember to clean up the mess."

Chapter 6- The Big Battle

Nefarious' Spa Building

  • Wain- Urrrgh! What gives, Doc? I'm aching from my superior capitis to my gluteus maximus! Uhhhrrrgh!
  • Nefarious- (In holodisguise) Yes! I can't believe I missed this earlier! Your gecko metabolism simply cannot boost a brain like yours without extreme strength.
  • Wain- How extreme? Is it good?
  • Nefarious- I'm afraid not. Because at this rate, the strength would be ahead of a complete system collapse.
  • Wain- System collapse?... But that means...that means fatal! DAMN IT, SUOIRAFEN, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME BEFORE INJECTING THIS DRUG?!?
  • Nefarious- Calm down, Wain! I have an antidote. But I hate to say this, but it'll cost you.
  • Wain- COST ME?!? AW COME ON, SUOIRAFEN! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SYSTEM COLLAPSE, AND YOU'RE SAYING I HAVE TO PAY FOR AN ANTIDOTE INJECTION?!? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT FROM ME, YOU CRAZY BASTARD?!? (Gets major headache) YAAAHHHHGGH!
  • Nefarious- Well, I don't know, perhaps...(Reveals true self)...THE KEY TO THE UUNIVERSAL BOUNDARY GENERATOR! (Cackles)
  • Wain- Oh my, God! It WAS Dr. Nefarious! It was you the whole time! (Shrugs) I should've listened to the Shell Lodge when I had the chance!
  • Dr. Nefarious- Well, too bad, buddy boy, you didn't! Now, back to business! I have an antidote that I'm willing to give to you. But first, you must tell me the Key to the Boundary Generator!
  • Wain- Why do you wanna know that? It's against High Council laws to reveal that to evil!
  • Dr. Nefarious- Because I have acquired the Boundary Generator with my team of villains here! (Other members of Team Nefarious show up) And we have to find a way to activate it so we can use it to blackmail the Villain League into forsaking Malefor, and serving US! And with Malefor having no support, Team Nefarious will be the ultimate ruling villain team in the UUniverses!
  • Wain- That's pure EVIL!
  • Dr. Nefarious- Well, DOI, were EVIL! But we need the key to activate it! So if you don't tell us the key within the last 20 minutes of the IBPD's killing effect, you shall die without antidote injection! So TALK!
  • Wain- (Does annoying Tokay Gecko mating call)
  • Nefarious- AAAHHHGH! That's highly irritating, even for me!
  • Lawrence- I believe that's the Tokay Gecko's mating call, sir! Highly annoying to man!
  • Nefarious- I knew that, Lawrence, you don't have to be a stickler for details! So what's it gonna be, gecko? Are you gonna tell us the Key to the Boundary Generator, or do you prefer to die a horrible agonizing death in the hands of Team Nefarious?
  • Wain: "I rather die! I don't care for my life."
  • Zigzag: "Perhaps this should motivate you."
  • Zigzag holds a tied up Patrica.
  • Wain: "PATRICA!"
  • Morgana: "Now, you wouldn't want anything to happen to your little girlfriend, would you?"
  • Wain- Well, that's just cheating!
  • Nefarious- So go ahead, Wain! Cough up the secrets of that Key or else we'll peel the squishy flesh off her bones! (BOOM!) What the--?
  • Ratchet- That's far enough, Nefarious! Step away from the victims!
  • Nefarious- YOU?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? YOU ALL SHOULD BE DEAD!
  • Clank- Well, it's too bad for you, Nefarious, because it was a good thing we brought some backup! (Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster appear)
  • Zurg- LIGHTYEAR!
  • Buzz- ZURG!
  • Spongebob: "SPONGEBOB!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "SPONGEBOB!"
  • Donkey: "DONKEY!"
  • Everyone looks at Donkey.
  • Donkey: "What?"
  • Nefarious- You're too late, Lodgers! Wain here will be dying within 20 minutes, and I have the precious antidote! And the only way you'll get it back is if you pry it from my cold dead feelers!
  • Sandy- Yeah? Well, feel this! (Karate kicks Nefarious to a wall, and obtains the antidote) Got it!
  • Morgana- (Grabs antidote with tentacle) Oh no, you don't!
  • Shenzi- Got him! (Bites Morgana's tentacle)
  • Morgana- YAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOW! (Antidote flies in the air)
  • Po- Crane!
  • Crane- I'm on it! (Grabs antidote, but gets attacked by hornets) YIPES! (Drops antidote)
  • Mr. Smarty Smarts- (Grabs antidote) Ha-HAH! We got it again! (Ratchet blasts Mr. Smarty Smarts with Shock Cannon)
  • Ratchet- (Grabs antidote, and blows smoke off of Shock Cannon)
  • Zurg- Your puny Shock Cannon is pathetic! Lemme show you a REAL weapon! (Blasts at Ratchet, and obtains the antidote)
  • Doofenshmirtz- Huh, nice shot!
  • Zurg- The key is to the pull trigger! Just squeeze it! (Gets blasted by Buzz) YIKES!
  • Mira- (Grabs antidote) I got it, Buzz! (Heads for a wall)
  • Nefarious- YES! (Mira ghosts through wall) Aww!
  • Doofenshmirtz- (Uses mechanical crane to smack Mira to wall, and Doofy gets the antidote) HA-HAH! I knew this worthless Smackinator would pay off soon!
  • Shifu- (Kicks Doofenshmirtz to a wall, and obtains the antidote)
  • Doofenshmirtz- Ow! At least that was less painful than Perry the Platypus' kicks!
  • Shifu- Guys, I have the antidote! (King Dedede smacks him with a mallet, and obtains the antidote)
  • King Dedede- Hah! I LOVE this mallet!
  • Po- (Grabs mallet) Oh you do, do ya'? Well, here's some coffee to go with your laugh!
  • King Dedede- Oh, thank you!
  • Po- Oh, and how many lumps do you want?
  • King Dedede- Oh, I think 2 might be okay--(Covers mouth, and Po smacks him twice with the mallet)
  • Icky- Wow! EVERYBODY falls for that Bugs Bunny gag all the time!
  • Escargoon: "LOOK OUT! IT'S TAI LUNG!"
  • Po (holding the Anthedote): "WHAT?! WHERE?!"
  • Escargoon grabs the antidote.
  • Escargoon: "HA! TOO EASY!"
  • Melman- (Whaps Escargoon away with head) I'M PSYCHOTIC!
  • Skipper- (Grabs antidote) Got it! (Undertow bites him in the butt) AIIIYYEEEEE!
  • Mr. Smarty Smarts- (Grabs antidote) (Points laser gun) Okay, everybody stay back! I've got a loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it! (XR stretches arm and snatches the antidote from Mr. Smarty Smarts) HEY!
  • XR- Hahahahah! I got the antidote, guys!
  • Zurg- (Finger powers up with energy, and touches XR, zapping him, and getting the antidote) HAHAHAHAH! This is fun already!
  • Booster- CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAALLLL! (Jumps towards Zurg)
  • Zurg- Oh, poopie! (Gets crushed by Booster's weight, and the antidote rolls to Buzz)
  • Buzz- Good work, Booster!
  • Zurg- UUHHHGH! GET OFF ME, HUMPTY DUMPTY!
  • Buzz- So, who else wants some?
  • Nefarious- (Blasts Buzz with orange laser from hand, and grabs antidote) Hahahahah! I'll take all of it!
  • Buzz- Okay, then! (All Lodgers beat up Nefarious and his teammates)
  • Nefarious- OW, OOH, AYE, YOW, OOF, OUCH, OWIE, OOF, UH, OUCHIE, AYE, OOF! (Disorientated after the beatings)
  • Ratchet- (With antidote) Now, where were we?
  • Wain- Help! URRRRRGH! HELP!...Help...uhhh...help...(Faints)
  • Bill- WAIN!
  • Ratchet- Don't worry! We have the antidote! (Injects Wain with it)
  • Bill-...C'mon, c'mon, work, Oh God, please, work!
  • First, there was silence. then, Wain farted.
  • Patricia: "EW!"
  • Donkey: "Aw man, apparently, side-effects include gassy after-taste!"
  • Bill- (Holding nose in a squeaky voice) Yeah! Gross! But look, his head is shrinking! (Large head shrinks, and returns to its normal size, and Wain wakes up)
  • Wain- Uhhhgh...where am I?
  • Bill- Don't worry, Wain! We're all here for you! We saved you.
  • Wain- Uhhhgh! I felt like I'm already dead!
  • Iago- (Sighs) That was a near-death experience, you nitwit!
  • Wain- Okay, okay! God!
  • Patrica: "You mean, you don't remember summoning those monsters or being tricked by Dr. Nefarious?"
  • Wain: 'Wait, what?"
  • Patricia- You know, as in that Stone Cat, Hydra, Giant Dragon, Giant Komodo Dragon, Giant Cobra, and that Earth Creature?
  • Wain- I have no idea what you're talking about, Patricia! No such thing happened. Not that I remember of.
  • Skipper- (To Kowalski) Kowalski? Analysis!
  • Kowalski- (Examines Wain) Skipper, if my calculations are correct, then Wain has amnesia. It seems that Wain's brain had shrunk down back to its normal size, which erased every memory he had since his injection with the IBPD. Therefore, he has forgotten that he was ever injected with the drug in the first place.
  • Wain- Drug? What drug? Oh, God, did I smuggle cocaine in my sleep again?
  • Bill- You smuggled drugs in your sleep?
  • Wain- Yeah! I woke up in jail for it.
  • Bill- Well...that's awkward. Anyway, you have amnesia, and you don't remember that you were injected with an intelligence enhancer drug by an evil mastermind so he could get the Key to the UUniversal Boundary Generator.
  • Wain- Why would someone do that?
  • Mr. Dodo- It appears we'll have to explain everything to him.
  • Kowalski- Yes. And even if he's told about it, he still won't remember because his brain was too big to remember it.
  • Wain- Hmm...Is this a joke? It's a joke isn't it?

Wain's Apartment

  • Bill- Wain? I don't exactly know how to tell you this, but...the High Council has informed us that you must relocate to Wonderland.
  • Wain- What? First you, now me? Why? I don't even remember doing anything.
  • Bill- Yes, but Merlin had informed us that the powers you had during your IBPD injection are still there somehow. You might not remember how to use them, but it's incredibly weak since your brain is back to normal. But once you get the hang of it, you might probably go crazy. That's why you must move to Wonderland.
  • Wain- Well...that's tough for me. I am gonna miss my apartment. Do you think the High Council has picked a house for me?
  • Bill- Yeah, you'll be living in my old house. I had to sell it so I could live with my friends at the Dragon Temple. So, I guess this is goodbye...
  • Wain- For now. (Both shake hands) Well, I guess I'll be going now.
  • Icky: "Well, this sucks. couldn't we just have Merlin or Ignightus take away those powers, or cleanse them out of him?"
  • Merlin: "Those powers of his were created by science. and sadly, science seems to be greater than magic, for some sad and odd reason."
  • Icky: "Why the junk is that?"
  • Merlin- Listen, pal! The Big Bang was created by PURE SCIENCE which brought us these UUniverses! So do you think I could reverse that?!? There are strict rules about magic, you know. No killing, no making people fall in love, no bringing back the dead, no destroying true love, no cheating, no torture, no making someone pregnant, no inappropriate stuff, no--
  • Icky- ALRIGHT, I GET IT ALREADY!!!!!!! (Pants in exhaustion)
  • Wain- Yeesh, what got in his soup, huh? He's just a puny volcano with a superplume waiting to be pooped out of the Earth.
  • Bill- Well, I guess you should get packing, Wain. You'll be leaving in 3 days.
  • Wain- I'll miss you, Bill, my man! (Both Wain and Bill hug)
  • Bill- And once you get to Wonderland, don't let the twins get to you, they just want attention. this is goodbye."

Epilogue

Van driving away from Chicago

  • Icky: "Hey guys, the news is covering the city attack."
  • News reporter: "Hours ago, giant monsters and an unknown super-intelligent Gecko attacked Chicago this morning, but the shell louger squad quickly handled the situation. There is no word what became of the Super Gecko. In other news, Dr. Suoirafen's spa and drug's store is shut down by the FDA because the said doctor is revealed to be Dr. Nefarious, though there was no trace of him, assuming he vanished, who was using a dangerious drug now officially banned by said FDA. there is talk that Nefarious and the brain gecko might be linked, but authorities are still deciding on that. in a more lighter story, Wain gecko gave back the money he won from the game show where you ask very hard questions under mysterious reasons he refuses to release. He only commented: "I don't deserve this." he was last seen, taking a sad look at this morning's paper covering the other recent events that were covered. in another story-"
  • Lord Shen (turns off the Tv.): "I believe Wain found out what we were talking about."
  • Sandy: "And it sounds like he isn't taking it well."
  • Icky: "Here's what worries me: how long will it be until the cops start to put two and two together?"
  • Lord Shen: "Hopefully, not before Wain gets to wonderland and safely away from unavoidable trouble."
  • Boss Wolf- Well, I can at least say we won another great battle! You know what this calls for?
  • SpongeBob- VICTORY SCREECH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!
  • Boss Wolf- Well, great answer, but that's not what I meant. I meant this calls for A PIZZA NIGHT!
  • SpongeBob- Better!
  • Sandy- Plus, I got us a new DVD for us to watch. I got us a DVD of Rango!
  • SpongeBob- Ooh, sounds nice.
  • Mr. Dodo- Yes, indeed! (All Lodgers cheer as the van flies away)

THE END

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