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Night of the Night Furies is the 32nd Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Grimoors, after a scent confusion, is dead convinced that Toothless is responsible for the death of his parents, and now, has siced a deadly breed of a currently unreciniseable breed of dragon he named Malice. However, Hiccup is determined to stop this and prove Grimoors wrong. The Dragon Gang proceeded to find this temple, and learned what the Spieces Malice is from. Turns out, they are like Night Furies. but only in powers and abilites. They are, physically different. They are called Blackhorrors, which were imfamous of being aggresive, even to giant dragons like Red Deaths and Bewilder-beasts. But they have a new problem. Sightings of a scarred, ravionious Night Fury has reportingly burned down a non-Viking village, and has been doing such things for awhile, and it's next target, is berk. With the Lougers help, they must capture the rouge Night Fury that has been dubbed "Heartless" by victims, clear Toothless' name, and also, stop Grimoor murdering the wrong dragon when he blames Toothless on the freak insodents. However, what if there's Darker Forces at work that could litteraly be the threat of all of the world of berk, concerning the keyhole of the world of berk?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Toothless' Accusation

Berk.

  • A Viking ran to the main hall!!
  • The Viking burst it open!
  • The Viking: "CHIEF HICCUP!? I RECHIVED AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE VILLAGE OF UGOMA ON NORSE ISLAND!?"
  • Hiccup: "What is it, Mor-Ma the Messinger?"
  • Mor-Ma: "Ugoma was.... Burned into the ground.... By a Night Fury."
  • Hiccup: "...... What?"
  • Toothless sterred up surprised!
  • Hiccup: "Are there survivers? Do any of them know who the Night Fury was?"
  • Mor-Ma: "Only a handful..... And they say it was..... Heartless......"
  • Hiccup: "..... They seriously think a creature driven on instint is heartless?"
  • Mor-Ma: "No! Heartless! The Night Fury by that name! It is believed to be a super violent rouge!"
  • Hiccup: "Oh no.... Not that absurd legend about a Night Fury tainted by the dark engry of a leaking keyhole again! I can believe a rouge dragon, but NOT that old campfire story told by a couple of drunken sailors! Look, just tell my friends to get ready to head to Ugoma to investigate this."
  • Mor-Ma: "SIR!?"
  • Mor-Ma runs off!
  • Hiccup: "(Sighs)..... Another small island village attacked boy. Whoever or WHATEVER this rouge is, we seriously need to stop that thing. Small Island Villages have like Ugoma had better things to do then to be attacked!"

Later...

  • (Hiccup): Yes, as you can see, things have gone downhill for Berk after a month of running the place after stopping Sombor. I was still seeing how I could protect my home from Drago, and I had still been wondering about Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed. Grimoors, as I've known him before, has been a real blood-thirsty menace to the Vikings of Berk. He tried to kill my father, frame Gobber for it, take my father's place as chief, and wipe out an entire island of dragons and risk what would happen to the entire clan. If I hadn't witnessed his attempt to kill my father and warned everyone, he would've gotten away with it. Last month, he claimed that a Night Fury killed his parents long ago, and I can imagine that even now, he still blames Toothless for it. He also claims to have captured an unknown species of dragon that is rumored to be the reason why Night Furies are rare. I still haven't thought about the adventure of searching for the info on what kind of dragon 'Malice' is until what happened when I discovered that a Night Fury destroyed an entire village, all in one night. (Hiccup and his friends are seen jumping on their dragons, and taking off)

Ugoma Village

  • Hiccup: (The group flies above the village, which has been partially incinerated, and skeletons are seen all over the place)...Yep, this is definitely the work of a Night Fury. The same kind of damage Toothless does.
  • Fishlegs: But how could a Night Fury do something like this in one night?
  • Astrid: Let's just look for any survivors. (They land, and they search the village)
  • Crying was heard.
  • Snotlout: "Do I hear.... Crying?"
  • Hiccup: "Look!"
  • A little girl is seen over a charred corpse.
  • Hiccup and Friends then see a group of 20 people at what was city hall.
  • Hiccup: "Astrid, watch over the girl. The rest of you, watch the dragons. I have to talk to the Mayor about this."
  • The teens split.
  • Hiccup walks up to the group, as he heard the 20 people complaining to the Mayor!
  • The Mayor: "People, people, please, please, PLEASE! I know of the situation! But I had already sended out a request to my good friend's son Hiccup! (Sees him) Hey, there he is!"
  • Hiccup: "It's great to see you too, John Mcgriver. But, I wished it wasn't while your village is.... This...."
  • John: "I wish it was on a better time too. We need you to help us STOP Heartless!"
  • Hiccup: "Look..... I don't nessersarly think it was a mythical legend that attacked you. Maybe it was a rouge night fury that happened to be simular to the legend."
  • John: "Please, we were already doubted by the Spanish armada! We need you and your Night Fury to-"
  • Hiccup: "Look, I am working on it! This Night Fury is going on speratic nomadic movements! I am not able to pinpoint it quick enough!
  • An Elderly man: "Well do it faster! That beast, killed my grandson while he was fishing! I might be afraid of Night Furies and dragons in general as a result!"
  • A Man: "My wife was burned to a chrisp! My daughter is over there, crying at her body! I am not very good at commiting as a single parent! I work as a logger, I take forever to come home, and even longer to repair the village back togather!?"
  • A Woman: "That beast destroyed my bakery and pies!"
  • A Man with an injury on his butt: "Do I need to say what he did to me?"
  • A Village Guard: "The Village Guard didn't stood a chance! We were slaughtered?!"
  • Another Old Man: "It burned the retirement home!"
  • Another man: "It burned the shcool!?"
  • A teen: "It burned my shake!"
  • A Skinny man: "He burned my sandwich so badly that it now taste like a fried boot."
  • A Fat Man: "He turned my sandwich, INTO a fried boot!"
  • The 20 people began to overwealm Hiccup!
  • Hiccup: "People, people, please! One at a time, one at a time, I-"
  • ???: "ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN!?"
  • Valka riding on Cloudjumper appeared.
  • Valka: "Give Hiccup some breathing room."
  • A Paster Preist came in.
  • Preist: "Young master Hiccup, please forgive the people of Ugoma, it's a, stressful time now."
  • Hiccup: "It's ok, Father Mcgreg. Being attacked by an unprovoked rouge dragon that everyone's confusing it for a legend tends to happen alot... I should know, alot of the small island villages say the same thing!"
  • Father Mcgreg: "I understood your troubles, my son. Your father's passing and that previous issue with a confused demon only worsen it."
  • John: "Hiccup, please know that we would NEVER hold a grugde against Toothless, but.... We, might not be ready yet to even LOOK at a Night Fury for awhile. Some of us are, on egde..... Do you understand?"
  • Hiccup: "I understand. I'll send builders to fix up your homes. I'll promise I'll bring this rouge dragon to justice soon enough."
  • ???: "You mean, assuming you even realise WHO the Rouge dragon is, Hicy me boy?"
  • Hiccup: "Oh no.... Not you again."
  • Grimoors appeared.
  • Grimoors: "Oh what? Your not still sore about me slip-ups with that Sombor guy, are ya?"
  • Hiccup: Oh no you, I know you're here to accuse Toothless as the one who killed your parents again. You might even try accusing him for all this. Well, forget it, because I know that Toothless was sound asleep when the attacks took place.
  • Grimoors: HAH! I refuse to believe it. Where WAS he sleeping, in the shadows?
  • Hiccup:... Well, yeah.
  • Grimoors: Well, you have to know that looks can be deceiving. That beast might've went out, faked you out, and attacked this place.
  • Hiccup: And how could he do it so fast? Even a Night Fury couldn't do this so fast.
  • Grimoors: HAH! When I arrived here, this place REEKED with your dragon's smell, and it still does. There's no doubt about it, you've made friends with a destructive beast. I warned you that dragons were dangerous, and here you are being fooled by him.
  • Hiccup: HE DIDN'T DO IT!!
  • Grimoors: WATCH YOUR TONE, BOY!
  • John: Alright, both of you, quit it!
  • Grimoors: Okay, everyone think about it. Have you ever thought that this 'Heartless' Night Fury could possibly be another dragon? I've only seen one, and that's just HICCUP'S DRAGON! "Heartless", is the dragon you're seeing over there. I can tell a dragon from how it smells, and the cinder and ash here... (Sniffs the soil after brushing it with his finger)... Matches the smell completely!
  • Hiccup: You're being absurd, Grimoors, Toothless has never harmed ANYONE in his life.
  • Grimoors: Didn't he, Hiccup? Didn't he?
  • Hiccup:... Okay, I know what you're saying, but he was being controlled by Drago, so that doesn't count.
  • Grimoors: Oh, come off it, Hiccup, you know Toothless is a menace!
  • Hiccup: HE IS NOT, GODDAMN IT!!!
  • John:... Whoa, Hiccup, that's the first time I've heard you say bad language.
  • Valka: Grimoors, do not tempt Hiccup anymore. You'll never win anything by throwing accusations around pretending they can hurt people.
  • Grimoors: Are you calling me a liar? I saw that thing with my own eyes the day it killed my parents. It looked EXACTLY like Toothless. And you could say that I'm the first Viking who saw a Night Fury up close. Hiccup was probably the second.
  • Father McGreg: Grimoors, if you're going to keep throwing this conversation forward like you're trying to accomplish something, then you'll be disappointed that your past sins make you uncreditable. No dishastor will be horrorable enough that a man like you would actselly be creditable. Now, you need to leave.
  • Grimoors: Fine, I will! But don't say I didn't warn you when that beast comes back for another bite of fish, and uses a man's rib as a toothpick. If that thing should come here, I'll be ready to unleash my secret weapon. Chao! (Leaves)
  • John:... Man, I hate that guy.
  • Hiccup: We all do, John. We all do. Well, I guess I should get home and get some help on getting this place fixed.

Berk.

  • The Teens landed back on berk.
  • Hiccup: "These attacks keep building up! We need to investigate this more! We got to capture that rouge Night Fury."
  • Fishlegs: "But what if it IS Heartless? He could rip us apart!?"
  • Hiccup: "Guys, it's just an old legend of horror! Heartless doesn't exist! Our world does not have, a bleeding keyhole of some kind!"
  • ???: "You shouldn't be quick to doubt legends, young man."
  • An Old Shaman Woman is seen.
  • Old Shaman Woman: "Everyone used to think Bone Nappers were myths... But you proved it wrong. What makes you think Heartless is any different?"
  • Hiccup: "I just don't think people should be quick to point fingers at old stories cause of something that LOOKS like what was in the story! I know we're not an advance world, but come on, we shouldn't be superdisous too!"
  • Old Shaman Woman: "Listen to the words of Jima the Healer! Do not doubt the creature behind the legend! It is more dangerious then even just normal rouges! Dark forces are at work?! The Keyhole is leaking!"
  • Hiccup: "Look, miss Jima, where-ever your from, you obviously didn't get enough sleep. Maybe you should-"
  • Jima: "SEE ME AT THE OLD TEMPLE TO HEAR THE TRUTH OF HEARTLESS!? HEED MY WARNING?! IF HE IS NOT STOPPED, NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST DRAGON WILL BE SAFE?! NO ONE WILL SEE SALVATION AS LONG AS HEARTLESS LIVES!?"
  • Jima disappears in a puff of Smoke!
  • Snotlout: "...... Crazy old lady."
  • Hiccup: Well, I think we might have to look into what she said, Snotlout. What if she's right? What if, and it is a pretty BIG if, there IS a leaking keyhole? If there is, then we need to stop it. Also, we need to think about when we're going to go on that adventure to find the info on the Night Fury's natural rivals. Judging by how Grimoors said they're similar to Night Furies, then I don't know how his 'Malice' dragon will get along with us.
  • Astrid: Not to mention seeing what this 'Heartless' Night Fury is. If we're even dealing with him to begin with.
  • Fishlegs: Yeah, that can EASILY be confused for the Kingdom Hearts Heartless, can it?
  • Valka: My knowledge on the Heartless the Night Fury is a bit low, but I know that it is a rogue Night Fury that has even cannibalized other dragons in it's time. And yeah, I think it did smell a bit like Toothless.
  • Hiccup: I am still not quick to think IT IS HEARTLESS, but I do believe in rouge dragons. Also, is it possible that both might be related? (Toothless makes an 'I don't know' gesture)
  • Ruffnut: Well, I guess we should get going on that adventure now.
  • Hiccup: No, we have to fix the Ugoma Village before we do anything else. They need it.
  • Snotlout: "Ok, ok, but let's make it quick! That rouge Night Fury, Heartless himself or not, will already be on it's way to trash another village!"
  • Astrid: Well, in that case, we need to contact the Shell Lodgers.

Later...

  • Astrid: (Pain the Terrible Terror Dragon runs through a mini hamster wheel and powers up the communications computer) Good thing we have a way to provide power to this thing since there's no outlets. (Hands Pain a fish that it eats) There you go, little fella.
  • Snotlout: What if the Lodgers are busy with another mission?
  • Hiccup: They won't. Since I heard that they saved Celestia from a controversial outbreak when Qui released that information of a conspiracy she made, they haven't been having a lot of activity since then.
  • Tuffnut: I still have a hard time believing what I had just heard about that time.
  • Ruffnut: Yeah, I had no idea that lady was capable of doing such a thing. But I heard that there was a YouTube video showing Qui looking like a weenie while the Lodgers were trying to heal Celestia from her... Morality illness.
  • Tuffnut: I was surprised at that fact too.
  • Hiccup: Well, we'll have plenty of questions to ask those guys once they get here. The power Pain gave us with the hamster wheel will only give us 10 minutes of power to this thing. We'll have to call them quickly and shortly. We have yet to provide a better power source, or possibly if Kowalski or Sandy are willing to give it an upgrade.
  • Astrid: Let's just call them. They're probably bored of having no adventure for over a week.

Dragon Temple

  • (Darkness Qui): (On YouTube video that the Lodgers are watching) PUSSING OUT?!? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!? YOU BASTARDS THINK I'M A PUSSY?!? I AM NOT!
  • (Donkey): Well, you sure are actin' like one. (The Lodgers laugh hysterically)
  • Icky: HAH! That part never gets old.
  • Fidget: It does not.
  • Shenzi: Do it again! (The bit is played again, and the Lodgers laugh harder) HA-HAH! Maybe that'll teach Qui a lesson for sneaking into someone's secrets like...like...
  • Brandy: Like Mr. Whiskers?
  • Shenzi: Yeah!
  • Mr. Whiskers: WHAT?!? When have I EVER done something like that?
  • Ed Otter: Well, Mr. Whiskers, you remember when you were sticking your nose in Miss Brandy's diary when you weren't supposed to?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I see your point. I still have cramps after that giant tarantula's venom ruptured part of my body--OWCH, NOT AGAIN!!! OOH!!! (Brandy snickers) Hey, cut me some slack guys, I've never even had a diary in my life considering how I've been in a petting zoo for part of my life before meeting Brandy. My family never even told me about them or how they work.
  • Banzai: Well, now you know how painful secrets can be, and what they can do to those you tell them to.
  • Brandy: Damn right. I've made sure that that giant tarantula gave me some of her venom so I can inject it in him in the case he hasn't learned his lesson. It's hidden somewhere not even Whiskers can find it. And no, it's NOT between the coushins of the couch. I'm not stupid like he is. I--(Suddenly, the communications computer comes on)
  • CC Voice: You've got a call from... (Hiccup: The Riders of Berk)
  • Kowalski: Huh, those guys have a problem again? It's only been a month since we stopped Sombor.
  • Skipper: Let's just hope it's not Drago, because I'm not sure we're prepared for whatever he might throw at us or them.

Communications Room

  • Kowalski: (The computer statics and Hiccup is seen on the display screen) Hey, Hiccup, what's going on?
  • Hiccup: Well, we might have another problem that might acquire your assistance. It might not be big at the moment, but it might be a matter of time before it gets bigger.
  • Gilda: Fill us in, Hic.
  • Astrid: Well, we've been hearing the last few days that there is a rogue Night Fury being considered, and most likely confused as, a local legend named 'Heartless' going around burning down a couple of villages and leaving few survivors. Just now, the nearby Ugoma Village was attacked.
  • Fishlegs: And somehow incinerated all in one night.
  • Tuffnut: I'm surprised that part of it is still standing.
  • Patrick: You're being attacked by Heartless? Wow, those creatures seem to sprout up anywhere like flowers.
  • Squidward: (Sighs) That's the name of the rogue Night Fury, you moron.
  • Patrick: Oh... Why do they call it that? Does it have a heart? Has it had surgery? Because I'm pretty sure it's not done with it yet.
  • Squidward: (Shrugs) You know what, I'm ignoring you now.
  • Skipper: By the way, we never had the chance to ask you, how is that Grimoors guy been doing? Is he still causing trouble?
  • Ruffnut: Yeah, that dumb bastard came to the Village and accused Toothless as the Night Fury that burned down the Ugoma Village. It's bad enough he thinks that Toothless killed his parents, now he thinks that Toothless is the rogue Night Fury. GOD, what kind of jerk does he think he is?
  • Hiccup: But other than that, he hasn't been a problem for a while, but after seeing him at that village, it's only a matter of time before he DOES become a problem. We're asking for you guys to come and help us clear this up. Capture this rouge night fury, and prove to Grimoors that Toothless is NOT his parents' murderor!
  • Lord Shen: "Don't worry, we going to capture this "Heartless" dragon."
  • Hiccup: "Please don't refer it as THAT! Heartless is but an old sailor's story told when drunk."
  • Sandy: "Ya know, you shouldn't be quick to doubt legends, Hiccup."
  • Hiccup: "I'm not, it's just, I would just like to be convinced before I believe in something that seems.... Unrealistic."
  • Lord Shen: "I respect that your a young man of facts, Hiccup. You bring logical reasoning in an otherwise supertitious world. But considering that you live in a world of Dragons, with includion of the likes of Giants, scepticisum has very little power there."
  • Icky: "Care to explain the stuff about this, "Heartless" stuff?"
  • Hiccup: "Well, it's popularlity believed that an unlucky Night Fury egg was tainted by a bleeding keyhole that tainted it with "Dark Engry" that mutanted it and turned it rouge."
  • Lougers: "A KEYHOLE!?"
  • Viper: "Keyholes can exist in non-disney worlds?"
  • Shifu: "Actselly yes. Keyholes to the heart of the world exist to ALL worlds. Those keyholes are just better protacted from darkness obcessed fanactics. That implies to the ones for Disney, but they were momentarly exposed in the events of the "Kingdom Hearts" series."
  • Trixie: "Does, Equestia have one of those things, and, are they dangerious?"
  • Shifu: "Well, it varies. Even Oogway's knowledge on those things are, not too vast. As for Equestia having one, yes, but again, the knowledge of it's location is strongly protacted and restricted."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, what about that stuff about that "they bleed"?"
  • Shifu: "I'll admit, this is the first time I am hearing this as well. I didn't know Keyholes even do that."
  • Icky: "Maybe the keyhole of Berk is having it's time of the month."
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeah, I think if there's something strange and wrong with something that prevents a darkness based armagetton to a world, it's more serious then a period."
  • Spongebob: "We'll join up soon enough, Hiccup."
  • Hiccup: Great. We'll be waiting.

Chapter 2: The Adventure Begins, and Trouble Is On The Move

Grimoors' house.

  • Grimoors came in muttering.
  • A roar was heard!
  • Grimoors: "Yeah, yeah, Malice, I hear ya, you skaley old bitch! I brought ya yer faverite.... A rabbit."
  • A scared rabbit struggles to break free of a trap Grimoors made.
  • A growl was heard.
  • Grimoors: "Ya want it, ya skaley bitch? Well, good!? Cause this little sucker will be your reward for killing Hiccup's Night Fury! I know for a fact it was him to killed my parents, and the majority of unlucky saps in those villages! It's about damn time we get him good!? I invited my big brother and his mercenaires to join the fun as well!"
  • A roar was heard as an electronic flame blast was seen!
  • Grimoors: Oy! I told you not to breath fire, you bitch!? Log cabins are flamable! Wood ain't fire retardent ya know. Plus, that electricity will fry it even more. It's bad enough you blew a hole on Grygoor's house.

Cutaway

  • Grimoors: EASY, MALICE! (The silhouetted dragon blasts an electronic fire blast similar to a Night Fury's blast as the blast blasts the front wall of Grygoor's house off as Grygoor was taking a bath)
  • Grygoor: (Dubbed as Cleveland) WHAT THE HELL?!? (The bathtub slips down the tilted floor) No, no, no, no, NO, NOOO!!! (The bathtub shatters on the ground as Grygoor lays naked on the ground (With his middle area being covered)) OY, GRIMOORS, KEEP THAT DAMN CREATURE UNDER CONTROL, WILL YA'?!?

Present

  • Grimoors: Wow, and I thought a Night Fury's blast was devastating. Now, come on, it's about time we get that Night Fury good!?
  • Angry red eyes are seen in the shadows with flashing teeth and rattling noises and a hiss were heard.

Berk

  • Hiccup and the teens wait for the lougers.
  • Astrid: "They should be here by now, right?"
  • Fishlegs: Isn't that them up there? (The van is seen swiveling back and forth in the sky)...Why do they do that?
  • Valka: It's probably because they have to avoid burning up while entering our atmosphere. Going straight would cause the whole thing to blow up.
  • Tuffnut/Ruffnut: Eeeeh!
  • Hiccup: Well, it seems like they're landing here, so let's make some room. (They clear the Vikings out of the landing site for the Lodgers to land, and the door opens as the Lodgers exit with the Vikings praising them)
  • Shenzi: Oh, please, that ain't necessary.
  • Max: It is for us! It makes us feel like we're needed everywhere we go.
  • Sam: I can't imagine how many places get excited when we arrive.

Cutaway

  • Max: (Everyone in WB Camelot, Kratos, Paradisa, The Pride Lands, Disney Camelot, Greece, The Nesting Grounds, and China cheer upon the arrival of the Shell Lodgers)...Oh, yeah!

Present

  • Hiccup: Well, are you guys ready to get this show on the road?
  • Icky: You bet. That Night Fury is going down like the stinky brown!...
  • Gobber: Okay, that was just nasty, man!
  • Snotlout: Totally uncalled for.
  • Shenzi: I'm with them on that one. (Smacks Icky)
  • Astrid: Well, let's not worry about that, and get this over with. We'll bring you to the Ugoma Village and show you the damage that the Night Fury did.
  • Lola Boa: Wow, I never knew those dragons could even be so rogue.
  • Valka: Neither did I. Rogue Night Furies are so rare, it's almost impossible. They're known for having brains 93.25% similar to a human's brain, so while they have similar intelligence, they rarely suffer the same animal brutality that other animals go through.
  • Lord Shen: Well, you heard them, guys, let's drive on over to that village.
  • Icky: But we just landed!
  • Lord Shen: GET IN THERE! (Icky does that angrily)
  • Mr. Dodo: And we're off! (The van starts flying, and the Dragon Trainers take off on their dragons)

Ugoma Village

  • Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers! What the hell did this Night Fury DO to this place? (They see the burnt village through the window)
  • Spyro: Wow, I never knew a Night Fury to do this kind of damage, even in one night. You'd have to be THIS powerful to do something as devastating as this. (The heroes land, and get off to see the place closer)
  • Sparx: Damn, this Night Fury would have to have a mutation in order to do this.
  • Cynder: For once, I agree. Even for Toothless, it would take a powerful upgrade to burn this place down all in one night. Perhaps we really ARE dealing with a keyhole. I knew they were rarely found and only superior people knew of the ones that are presently found, but I was never told as Dark Cynder that they could actually 'bleed', whatever that means.
  • Astrid: Well, we were told that there was one by this charwoman named...uh...what was the name again?
  • Hiccup: Jima the Healer?
  • Astrid: Yeah, her.
  • Soothsayer: Hmm, I have heard of her during a business trip here. She is said in legend to be a charwoman who has become capable of anything such as fortune-telling, communicating with the dead, as well as certain spirits, and even knows how to speak dragon. Tenana even hears the legend from the Great Spirits, who have been in contact with her for a while. Jima has been acquainted by several other charwoman before, but I've never met her before. It took me a while to learn that she lived here. I say we go see her after we look into this problem more.
  • Lord Shen: Agreed.
  • Hiccup: "She told us to meet in a temple. She could mean the same temple where we can learn was kind of Dragon "Mailice" is."
  • Trixie: "Well we have our work cut out for us."
  • Sam: "Yep. A dangerious super-mutant rouge Night Fury, a violent idiot with a vendetta on the wrong dragon, an unknown speices of super dragons, and a keyhole that bleeds. We got our work cut out for us."
  • Shifu: "Not the first time we dealt with complincated tasks, and all are congured all the same."
  • Hiccup: Yeah, I suppose it's time we get this adventure over with. But first, we need to make sure what Grimoors is up to just in case he's getting any ideas, especially with that dragon of his.
  • Valka: I'll do it. Me and Cloudjumper are great at sneaking up on people, even with how big Cloudjumper is. Plus, if in the case we're caught, we'll just scare the people there long enough for us to keep our cover until Grimoors finds out we're onto him.
  • Merlin: Then you'll need a way to communicate with us. Take this. (Throws her a walkie-talkie) It's a walkie-talkie. It'll allow you to communicate with us while we're gone. Just hold down the button right there when you want to speak. Once you have anything we need to know, tell us.
  • Valka: Okay. (Presses button) Can you hear me?
  • Kowalski: Well, we can surely hear your words in the walkie-talkie we keep in the van. We'll definitely need your information so we can be careful. We have no idea what kind of power this dragon is capable of, but it will definitely not be pretty.
  • Skipper: Certainly not. But, uh, who's going to help clean this place while we're on this mission?
  • Hiccup: I'll have Gobber and the rest of the tribe help them out. We'll even need some help from a few dragons, too, just in case that 'Heartless' Night Fury shows up.
  • Valka: Well, Toothless is the leader of all the dragons in the Dragon Sanctuary, so you'll need to have him help you with that.
  • Hiccup: Right. Sure do miss that Bewilderbeast that Drago killed.
  • Valka: As do I.
  • SpongeBob: Well, let's get started. (They split up as dark red scarred eyes are seen watching them in the mountains near the village as a familiar growl is heard)

Berk

  • Hiccup: (Sees that some Viking ships and dragons are travelling to the Ugoma Village to protect and repair it)...Well, that only took 28 minutes. I definitely hope Gobber can take care of himself out there.
  • Astrid: Sure he can. He's got his own dragon that has his back...as well as his 'undies'.
  • Sandy: Well, now that we've got the Ugoma Village under protection, are we ready to get this journey started?
  • Hiccup: Definitely. Alright, Vikings, grab your shields and saddle up.
  • Dragon Group: YES!
  • Snotlout: ADVENTURE, HO!!!

Meanwhile.

  • In the Shores of Berk, Mercenary ships have landed.
  • Grygoor: "Ok little bro. We're here and itching to hunt down a Night Fury. But, are you really sure it was Hiccup's dragon that attacked Ugoma and all those other villages? Not even Hiccup's Night Fury is THAT fast! The place was wasted in one night! The only Night Fury fast enough to do it even in seconds is-"
  • ???: "Heartless!?"
  • An Old, shaking long bearded skinny to the bone mercenary is seen.
  • Grimoors: "Oh no. Crazy old Soozooboo the Boney. Why bring him here?"
  • Grygoor: "..... The guy's a mess, I mean, today is his last day before he retires, we should at least give one last job for him."
  • Soozooboo: "You people are insane! Your up against the legendary killer!? A king of slaughters?! A dragon even Bewilderbeasts fear!? That Night Fury's a demon!?"
  • Grimoors: "Soozoo, Heartless the Night Fury and that stuff about a bleeding keyhole are nothing but drunk stories from sailors! Your a Viking Mercenairy! You should know better then to believe that! Like all these fine-"
  • The Mercenaries are seen shaking.
  • Grimoors: "OH HELL NO! Don't tell me you chickens are afraid of that old myth too!?"
  • Grygoor: Of...of course not.
  • Grimoors: Well, if you guys are too scared to put on big boy pants, then I guess I won't have ANY of you on this trip.
  • Soozooboo: You can't! That's total suicide! I know a friend of mine who suffered a fatality of that beast. You do this, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
  • Grimoors: Oh, go suck a popsicle, old man, I don't have time for your lousy stories. Now, are you all going to stay here and suck your thumbs, or are you going to come with me and prove to me that you still have what it takes to be men?!?
  • Mercenary: "Aw crap, he played the manhood card!?"
  • Grygoor: "Darn it! Having your manhood questioned is worse then death! Fine!"
  • Grimoors: That's what I thought! Now help me load Malice into the ship!
  • Soozooboo: You are a fool, Grimoors! You don't know what this thing is capable of.
  • Grimoors: Oh, shut up!
  • Mercenary #2: Hey, show some respect for the elderly, will you?
  • Grimoors: JUST HELP GET MALICE IN THE BOAT! Hey, speaking of that, is Melvin around? (Melvin, the buff mercenary from To Let Go, Or To Be Sad Forever appears groaning crazily) NOW we're talking! THAT'S what I call a man! Unlike SOME of you.
  • Grygoor: HEY, we said we were coming with you, you don't have to be a dick about it.
  • Melvin: (Starts pushing the large wooden crate with Malice inside and pushes it into the boat)...Melvin is awesome!
  • Grimoors: Great, now let's go kick some Night Fury ass! (They jump into the boat, and they are unaware they were being watched by Valka and Cloudjumper)
  • Valka: (On walkie-talkie) Guys, you were right. Grimoors is on your tails. He's got his mercenaries and has loaded the dragon onto the boat, and is ready to go after you.

Elsewhere...

  • Kowalski: HAH! A ship? Grimoors seriously doesn't know how to fly a dragon that's possibly faster than a Night Fury? Well, (Chuckles) FAIL!
  • Icky: What are the chances of that poor bastard catching up to things as fast as us? This'll be easier than we thought.
  • Hiccup: Well, that's good. Ships don't normally go that fast, so I guess we have a greater advantage.
  • Valka: Wait! Something's happening to the ship!...Oh my, God! What did they--...How did they--?!?
  • Hiccup: Mother, what's going on?!?
  • Valka: Guys, I think we may have a problem. Maybe that ship is much faster than we thought.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Iago: HOW IN THE HE--?!? I-bu-ju-WHAT?!?
  • Icky: "Define, faster."
  • Valka: "Depends.... How fast do you say boats with alien looking machines on them are?"
  • Hiccup: THEY HAD WHAT?!?
  • Monkey:...Okay, where in the name of Donkey Kong's invisible trousers would Grimoors get that kind of technology?
  • Hiccup: Well, we're not gonna stick around to find out, WE'VE GOT TO MOVE FAST!
  • Valka: Actually, I think with a dragon, they might be able to sense where you guys are once the dragon senses a Night Fury nearby. They might be tracking you down.
  • Lord Shen: THEN WE NEED TO BOOK IT! WE NEED TO GET YOU GUYS INTO THE VAN!!!
  • Snotlout: And HOW are our dragons gonna fit through the doors of your van--
  • Fishlegs: GUYS!!! (They see Grimoors' ship, apparently being fitted with sci-fi jet thrusters on the sides)
  • Icky:...(His jaw drops) WHERE DID HE GET THOSE THINGS?!?
  • Phil:...Wait a second, why do those thrusters look familiar?...

Flashback

  • Phil: (While they were breaking into Galaxhar's ship in the Berk story in The Tallest Talltales EVAH!) Let's get those sons of bitches! (The Lodgers rushed forward, and Phil got an eye on Junjie's ship that he tried to use to escape)...Whoa, is that thing big!
  • Merlin: (Grabs Phil) Come on! (Drags him away)

Present

  • Phil:...Ohhh, snap! Grimoors must've been at Galaxhar's abandoned ship that from the day we saved the giant's home and the dragons of berk. He got those thrusters from Junjie's old ship.
  • Snotlout: OKAY, THAT IS JUST CHEATING!!!
  • Hiccup: (Toothless starts growling at the scent of Malice) Whoa, easy there, Toothless!
  • Grimoors: HAH! His dragon is starting to get angry at the scent of this old girl I've got in store for him. (Chuckles) I guess I'll give the big black brute what it deserves! RELEASE THE DRAGON!!!... Guys, release the dragon!
  • Grygoor: Grimoors, the code on the lock of the dragon's cage has been changed! We can't let the dragon go!
  • Mercenary: Good thing, too, I didn't want that beast eating me for lunch.
  • Grimoors: What're you talking about?!?

Inside the Ship

  • Grimoors: Oh, what the crap?!? (Tries letting the dragon go, but the code still doesn't work) WHO THE HELL DID THIS?!? (He suddenly sees through a window that Valka and Cloudjumper are there, and all the mercenaries panic in the sight of Cloudjumper) ODIN'S BEARD!!! THAT BITCH SABOTAGED MY LOCK!!! (They both fly away) Okay, that's it! Take that Stormcutter out of the sky! NOW!
  • Grygoor: We're on it! (They run to the cannons, and begin firing nets at Valka and Cloudjumper, and they both keep dodging the nets)
  • Valka: WHOA! (On walkie-talkie) Guys, I was able to sabotage the cage so the dragon can't get out, but I'm gonna need your help!
  • Lord Shen: We're already on it! (Presses a button, and initiates a cannon on the van similar to one of his firework cannons) Time to test out the van's new cannons!
  • Po: You made one of your cannons into some cannons for the van?
  • Kowalski: You can thank me for that.
  • Lord Shen: FIRE! (Boss Wolf lights the cannon, and fires a firework ball at the ship, damaging it)
  • Mercenary #2: AARRGGHH!!! WE'RE HIT!!!
  • Grygoor: I don't think our ship will take another one of those hits, Grimoors! We're gonna have to retreat.
  • Grimoors: Very well! RETREAT! RETREAT!!! (The ship turns around, and blasts off)

Back in the van.

  • Melman:...Whew, that was close!
  • Icky: "But we SO, can't risk anymore shit from those dudes! We have to move it quick!?"
  • Shifu: "Grimoors has tampered with Leage tecknowagey. That makes him a threat to the united universes! He needs to be captured and arrested!"
  • Hiccup: "And I would be more then happy to make that fat idiot meet High Council justice, but I think we need to make a rouge Night Fury see justice first, then we'll kick Grimoors' butt!"
  • Skipper: "I told you guys we should've destroyed Junjie's ship!?"
  • Sir Hiss: "How was anyone suppose to know it would fall into the hands of people like Grimoors?"
  • Savio: "Yeah! I thought vikings are suppose to be retards when it comes to tecknowagey!"
  • Snotlout: "HEY! I resent that albeit kinda true remark!?
  • Private: Savio did made a good point, Snotlout, as mean spirited as it was. Vikings aren't exactly good at technology, so how could they be able to fit their ship with the thrusters of that rocket? (Everyone wondered)
  • Dr. Cockroach: Yeah, that really IS a good point. How could they do it?
  • Hiccup: I'd rather find that out later. What's important is that we get moving with this journey if we're ever going to find out what dragon he has. And we have to do it quickly. Jima might be waiting for us there. (The dragons and van flew off)

A mercenary base.

  • Grimoors: BLAST THOSE BLASTED SHELL LODGERS!!! I should've known they would be onto us!
  • Melvin: MELVIN ANGRY!!! (Bites into a banjo, and eats the wood) MELVIN RIP THEIR HEADS OFF LIKE A DOLL!
  • Grygoor: Grimoors, I don't think we'll be able to handle those Lodgers. They're just too tough for us.
  • Grimoors: THAT'S NOT WHAT A MAN WOULD SAY, YOU WEENIE!!!
  • Grygoor: WILL YOU STOP INSULTING ME LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE THIS MISSION ANY EASIER!!!
  • Soozooboo: Will you stop with the arguing, please?
  • Grimoors: STAY OUT OF THIS, OLD MAN!!!
  • Mercenary: For God's sake, show some respect for the elderly!!!
  • Grimoors: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!!...(Takes deep breath) It's obvious we need to step up our game. Maybe those thrusters aren't the only thing we need. Being fast is not just what we needed to get those guys. Perhaps what we need is more of that rocket's parts on the ship. I'm lucky to have paid an engineer from one of those "modern-day" alien worlds to upgrade our ship. MR. BRONX?!?
  • Mr. Bronx: (An engineer rooster appears) I'm way ahead of you, Grimoors!
  • Grimoors: Do it quickly, and I'll give you your bonus.
  • Mr. Bronx: Ooh, I like what I hear!
  • Grymoor: "How were you able to get an alien chicken to help us?"
  • Grimoors: It wasn't that hard. All I had to do was sneak into Berk and get access to their communications computer so I could hire this guy.
  • Mr. Bronx: I'm just your average engineer for hire.
  • Soozooboo: Isn't that computer locked with a password?
  • Grimoors: I spy on them to see their password. It was 'secret'.
  • Grygoor:... That's the stupidest password I've ever heard in my life! It's like making a luggage combination '12345'!
  • Melvin: Way to ripoff Spaceballs, pal.
  • Grimoors: Well, that's how I got Bronx here to help me put these thrusters on our ship. Thanks to him, slowness will be a thing of the past. This time, we will put the rocket's armor on our ship so that cannon of theirs won't do any damage again.
  • Grymoor: "Look, brother, I am still not comfertable using villain leage tec. That stuff is HUGELY illegal! That kind of shit gets you thrown in this space jail called "Prison 42"."
  • Grimoors: "Bah! No one is really gonna care!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "Actselly, the "The Anti-Useage of Villain Team Tec" law, or, AUVTT, is a highly strong policy and violating it is a serious offence and-"
  • Grimoors: "I AM NOT PAYING YOU TO HAVE AN OPITION?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "I know, I just thought about making you aware of the consinquences."
  • Grimoors: "If you want to be able to feed your dirt poor family and keep your farm, then you should SHUT UP, AND DO WHAT I SAY?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "Ok, ok! Sorry..... I'm Sorry. I was merely giving friendly advice and saying your brother had a point!"
  • Grimoors: "JUST GET TO BLOODY WORK?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "BAWK!? OK, OK!?"
  • The situation was watched by the same three eyes, as mischefious laughs were heard with a growl.

Back to the Lougers.

  • The Van was ready for lift-off.
  • Icky: "Let's get moving! Grimoors might come back with stronger protaction against us this time!"
  • SpongeBob: What a crazy and risky move he made. Everyone knows that using Villain League technology is illegal, and is punishable by 2 years in Prison 42. He must REALLY be determined to get Toothless.
  • Gloria: Well, one thing's for sure, we need to avoid him during this entire mission. We have to get to that Temple.
  • Alex: Right! Who knows what that dragon he has is capable of?
  • Marty: Well, obviously, Jima the Healer does.
  • Alex: It was rhetorical.
  • Hiccup: Well, Grimoors said the journey is only 100 miles away. That shouldn't be a tough distance, right?
  • Astrid: Well, probably so because there are still other dragons or other creatures out there that are hostile. We need to be careful.
  • Valka: Well, there aren't that many hostile dragons out there, but other creatures tend to be hostile. I have seen the Temple before, but I never actually been there, I was just flying right past it, and Cloudjumper was able to feel the presence of spiritual energy there.
  • Private: Dragons in your world could do that?
  • Valka: Some can. Only those that are as intelligence as a Night Fury or a Stormcutter can sense them. Usually, untrained dragons tend to interpret it as danger and panic. Trained dragons like Cloudjumper interpret it as harmless and don't bother to check it out unless the master says so.
  • Skipper: Well, I guess we should get moving. Grimoors could come at any time. We might need to prepare for his next attack. (They move forward)

Chapter 3: 100 Miles From Berk

Nearby Island

  • The Van flies to it and lands.
  • Mr. Dodo: "Everyone, we're gonna need to refuel this van quickly! Grimoors could already be apawn us now."
  • Hiccup: "What do you use to power this thing?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well, we recently went green and had started to use an alternative fuel: Komonicrum. A pretty commen but harmless, rarely used fuel shorse. The World of Berk is LOADED with the stuff."
  • Snotlout: "So, where do you get it from?"
  • Icky: "..... It's stuff you can find in........ Gnome mining factilies."
  • Hiccup: "Gnomes? Well, luckly, a group of friendly gnomes live here. Their chief was a friend of my dad. Let me talk to him, and we'll get on our way."
  • Hiccup leaves.
  • The Red Eyes are seen watching the group.....
  • ???: "Now, our pet.... Make sure a depleted fuel isn't their, only problem."
  • A growl was heard.

Gnome Mining Facility.

  • Some Miner Gnomes are seen.
  • Hiccup came in.
  • A Leader Gnome appeared.
  • Leader Gnome: "Hiccup, me boy! I haven't seen ya in AGES! I was deistated to hear about Stoick.... What a great human he was. I am sorry I wasn't able to attend the services, we gnomes here are seriously busy. Our work clings to us like a desperate housewife."
  • Hiccup: "It's all understandable, Fnome... Look, I'm with my firends on a quest to stop a rouge dragon from burning down villages, and I need to borrow some, uh,Koman, Kmoa, Ko-"
  • Fnome the Gnome: "Komonicrum?"
  • Hiccup: "That!"
  • Fnome: "Anything for Stoick's kid! We're lousy with that stuff! We don't even know what to do with it! Tell your friends they're free to pick up as much as they please with it!"
  • A familier growl is heard.
  • A Siluette of a Night Fury is seen.
  • Fnome: "Is that your dragon Toothless?"
  • The Silluette raised it's wings, reveiling many holes.
  • Hiccup: "...... Toothless's wings aren't damaged like that..... Or.... At all!"
  • Fnome gulped.
  • Fnome: "...... Men, you better get your weapons ready.... I think we have the bad kind of company."
  • Red eyes are reveiled, with one of the irisies white!
  • Gnomes paniced!
  • Hiccup: "Everyone, we need to go...."
  • The Silluette donned deadly looking teeth, and roared an ear-raping roar!?
  • Hiccup: "NOW?!"
  • Hiccup and the Gnomes made a run for it, as the Silluette reveils to be a Night Fury with alot of scars and battle wounds! It charged after them! Suddenly, the Lougers and The Teens arrive when the heard the noise and see the rising problem!
  • Astrid: IT'S THE ROGUE NIGHT FURY!!! (Toothless is shocked to see the Night Fury)
  • Toothless flies off!
  • Snotlout: Okay, what's up with him?
  • Valka: No idea. But I think it's best we find him once we try and get as much of the stuff you need to fuel your van as possible. (Heartless roars, and Cloudjumper lashes at him with his tail)
  • Fishlegs: Should we get our dragons to hold it off while we do it?
  • Astird: Probably. We need to hurry, too, because we need to save Hiccup and Fnome!
  • Heartless is able to notice them, and fires a plasma blast blocking their path through debris!
  •  Shen: MY GOD, THE CAVE IS BLOCKED!
  • Melman: Wha-wha-wha-wha-what're we gonna do?!?
  • Gloria: Alright, everybody, stand back! I got this one! (Runs towards the debris pile, and manages to punch a hole in it, crumbling down the entire wall)...Huh, it worked!
  • Heartless: (Roars, and flies into the sky while the other dragons give chase. Heartless starts firing blasts at the Lodgers, scattering them around)
  • Gloria: AAH!!
  • Alex: AHHH!!!
  • Marty: AAHH!!
  • Melman: AAHHH!!!
  • Patrick: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!...What? (They get knocked back by a plasma blast) WHOA!!!
  • Lord Shen: This thing just won't quit.
  • Icky: Look! There's a whole mine cart full of Komonicrum. (They see a mine cart filled with green crystals)
  • Banzai: And how are we supposed to get the whole thing into the van without it getting blasted by that rogue dragon?
  • Merlin: Why push it? (Teleports all the Komonicrum into the van, and one of them into the socket and replaces the depowered Komonicrum crystal, charging up the van to full power)
  • Dr. Cockroach: Brilliant move!
  • Lord Shen: But just in case...(He takes one of his cannons, aims it at Heartless as it tries to blast the van, and before he can fire, Shen's cannon fires it to the ground) DIRECT HIT! (Heartless gets up and none of the group is able to capture it due to Heartless retreating quickly with a loud roar)
  • Shifu: I'm afraid we might have to wait before we capture this thing. We need to get moving before Grimoors arrives again.
  • SpongeBob: He's right. Let's get out of here! (The Lodgers and Hiccup enter the van while the rest hop onto their dragons and leave)
  • Hiccup: THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, FNOME!!!
  • Fnome: ANYTIME, HICCUP! (The group flies off)...God, is it going to take a LONG time to fix this place up. (Some of the gnomes are dizzy or knocked out from the attack)

Another Nearby Island

  • Toothless: (Hides inside a cave)
  • Valka: (The Lodgers and dragon group go to the island) Good thing Cloudjumper knows the scent of Toothless anywhere, otherwise we never would've found him.
  • Hiccup: (Jumps out of the van, and comes up to Toothless) Toothless, why did you fly away? (Toothless shivers)...Alright, what's going on here, Toothless?
  • Spyro: Well, maybe I can figure it out. I've been learning how to understand Berk dragons for a while, but I am a bit rusty. Toothless, why did you run away? (Toothless groans)...I think he's saying 'That was my brother'.
  • Hiccup:...Toothless, is that true? (Toothless shakes a 'yes')
  • Valka: Brother? Well, no wonder the two smelled similar to Grimoors.
  • Icky: "Who knew Toothless had siblings, let alone rouge ones. He never told us of...... Nevermind."
  • Lord Shen: "We deffently need to learn more about this creature before engaging it again. We were lucky the Gnome Facility was as DISHASTORIOUS as Ugoma."
  • Po: "Or those other villages for that matter."
  • Astrid: "That was TOO conventient for that thing to happen to be here when we landed!"
  • Lord Shen: "Are you implying someone is controling that thing?"
  • Astrid: "I don't know, but these patterns don't match any of a normal rouge. They're all over the place! A rouge dragon doesn't normally seek out villages that did NOTHING to it to begin with!"
  • Icky: "Maybe that thing is just a calulating asshole of a dragon and is intentionaly attacking villages to be a real piece of shit." (Toothless growls) Okay, okay, I take it back!
  • Shifu: I don't think so. Things aren't adding up with the Night Fury. It attacks villages without rhyme or reason, and does them mysteriously in one night, and now we know it looks like it was either corrupted or mutated.
  • Hiccup: Then there really IS a leaking keyhole here.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, you all know what we must do.
  • Monkey: Yeah, we need to find that keyhole and fix it.
  • Hiccup: But first, we need to find that Temple and meet up with Jima. We might need the information she'll tell us.(Hops onto Toothless) Let's fly, Toothless. (The group continues their quest)

Later...

  • An Anichent dragon themed temple is seen.
  • Mr. Dodo: "There it is. According to the UU Guide, it is the anichent temple of dragon history. It's districbted as an all knowing temple of Dragon history, including that of history before humans came into existence."
  • Trixie: "So, is this place.... Magic?"
  • Hiccup: "Dad told me stories about High Council Gods of old being originally respondsable for building it, so, it could be possable."
  • Sparx: Glad we made it here in less than half an hour, and not once has Grimoors attacked us. I wonder what was holding him?

Cutaway

  • Grimoors: (The thrusters of the ship fell off the ship) DR. BRONX, WHAT HAPPENED?!?
  • Dr. Bronx: I don't know, sir! Maybe they fell off because the speed was too much for this wooden ship to handle, even when it has metal armor.
  • Grimoors: Just fix it please! We need to get that Night Fury before he reaches the Temple!
  • Grygoor: I don't think he'll be able to repair it in time, Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: Oh, we will! I'm sure this will all be done within the second--(The thrusters fall off the ship again and land in the water floating)...(Sighs) I hate having limited technology!

Present

  • Brandy: So what're we all waiting for? Jima's probably getting impatient. (They all land at the Temple, and go inside)

Chapter 4: The Blackhorror Dragon, Heartless the Night Fury, and The Leaking Keyhole.

Temple

  • The Heroes are in awe of the endless hall of paintings depicing dragon history.
  • Icky: "Nice place they got here. This is a dragon enfusiest's paradise."
  • Trixie: "Hey, there's one where two giant dragons speices are fighting eachother."
  • They see a wall depicing a battle between Bewilderbeasts and Red Deaths.
  • Snotlout: "Whoa.... I only heard legends about the Red Death/Bewilderbeast war. Does that mean.... That REALLY happened?"
  • Valka: "Well, it's likely. Bewilderbeasts are the naterol enemy of Red Deaths."
  • Ruff: "Narly."
  • Tuff: "Whoa! There's a painting where Hiccup brought down the first red death!"
  • A Wall depiction of Hiccup bring downing the First Red Death with Toothless is seen.
  • Hiccup: "Wait.... But, that's a recent event. What is THAT doing here?"
  • Fishlegs: "Hey all of our adventures in our TV series are here!"
  • Many walls hold depictions of the many adventures of Hiccup and Friends adventures in the TV series.
  • Icky: "Hey, isn't that the time we stopped Junjie from stealing the dragons and causing trouble to the Giants?"
  • The Depiction on the wall of Junjie's defeat was seen.
  • Snotlout: "And that's was when we stopped Drago!"
  • The Exact depiction of the events of HTTYD2 was seen on the wall.
  • Sandy: "Look! Here's one where we stopped Sombor!"
  • The Depiction of the Elements of Harmony turning Sombor to stone is here.
  • Lord Shen: "How can that be? All those events are, argueably recent. How did they-"
  • Fishlegs: "Uh guys? I found a just finished wall of when the rouge Night Fury attacked the Gnome facility."
  • Everyone: "WHAT!?"
  • The Depiction of what Fishlegs talked about is here.
  • Icky: "How in the hell is that-"
  • Astird: "Look...."
  • Small Historian sprites are seen magicly painting what is happening now on the walls.
  • Po: "Are those.... Sprites?"
  • Trixie: "I know them. They're History Sprites. The Croniclers of the time of worlds. They recorded all of Equestia's events."
  • Hiccup: "What are THEY doing in Berk?"
  • Shifu: "I think they are not exclusive to Equestia, like most creatures. Perhaps they are driven to be wide-spread in many worlds, and record many a history."
  • Snotlout: "So, they record history by painting on the wall? That's stupid!"
  • Shifu: "You should consider yourself lucky History Sprites are above reacting to criticisum.... As long as they are distracted by their work. They are more intune to their work."
  • Snotlout: "What work? They painting on walls like a disobedient kid with finger paint!? How does that count as cronicleing history?"
  • Po: "Hey man, some cultures like to record history through art. Maybe these seemingly endless halls are how they record stuff."
  • Snotlout: "Well why don't they put all this stuff in books so everyone will know about it?"
  • Shifu: "Because there's some knowledge too dangerious to place in a book. Esepically if what they are including into the walls, concerns a bleeding keyhole."
  • Astrid: "Yeah, they wouldn't want that knowledge to be used against us by any of lougers' enemies, right?"
  • Icky: Well, let's see if we can get their attention. HEY, HISTORY SPRITES?!? (The History Sprites ignore him)... HELLO?!?... What are they, deaf?
  • Merlin: They don't like to be disturbed in their work, Icky. Doing that has been known to have people either cursed or killed. Just let them finish this, and they'll be more than happy to help.
  • Icky: Fine! But they better not take long.

5 minutes later...

  • Icky:... OKAY, THIS IS GETTING CRAZY! How long do these little midgets take to make their art?!?
  • Shifu: They're finished, Icky. (They see that the sprites have finished their art)
  • Icky: Thank God, I don't think I could handle this place being attacked by Grimoors. HEY, HISTORY SPRITES?!? (The history sprites notice them, and fly down to them)... Wow, you girls are pretty up close.
  • History Sprite #1: (Similar in appearance to Crysta) Oh, you are a charmer.
  • History Sprite #2: (Similar to Tinker Bell) You sure are.
  • Icky: Gee, thank- (HS#2 grabs him by the beak)
  • History Sprite #2: But don't think that will clear up your guilt of being disrespectful to us. Just because a vengeful bastard is after you it doesn't mean you should yell at us like a howler monkey.
  • Icky: (Muffled with his beak still being held) Okay, okay, I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!
  • History Sprite #2: Hmmph! You're lucky I'm in a good mood. (Lets his beak go) Now, if there's no more nonsense out of this douche's beak, I suspect you guys are here about the info on what this 'Grimoors' guy is keeping?
  • Icky: Yeah, we-
  • History Sprite #2: (Smacks him in the groin and then the beak) I DIDN'T ASK YOU, HONKER!!!
  • Icky: SORRY!! But please... Would you give me a break?!? Oh!...
  • Shenzi: Alright, go easy on the bird, he's our comic relief, which I am sure you know.
  • History Sprite #1: Oh, of course we do, Shenzi. We know all of you.
  • History Sprite #2: But what we also know is that this bird seems to be a trouble-maker sometimes. I especially despised how he lead those nasty gremlins at your house. He's just so dumb!
  • Icky: THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS, BITCH!!!
  • History Sprite #2: You wanna piece of me? You couldn't even kick a silly dinosaur in the butt!
  • Skipper: TONE DOWN THE SHENANIGANS, HUH!!! We're not here to start anything. We just want to know not just about that 'Malice' dragon, we also want to know: is Jima the Healer here?
  • History Sprite #1: Well, of course she is. She's lived here for over 50 years. But I guess we can show you about what kind of dragon Malice is.
  • Alex: Great.
  • History Sprite #2: It's right here in this book. (Magically summons a book similar to the Book of Dragons) This was made a century ago, and it has all the answers you need. (Hiccup grabs the book, flips through it)
  • Hiccup:... Here's something about the Night Furies.... Wow, it's even got all the information about it. It's speed, it's size, it's appearance, and it's... Evolutionary history? But how could any Viking get this information quickly?
  • History Sprite #1: That book was made by descendants of the Gods of old that fought in the actual First Cartoonian War. The ones who wrote this book know EVERYTHING about dragons.
  • Fishlegs: AWESOME!! CAN WE KEEP IT?!?
  • History Sprite #2: No! That belongs with us. Look up all the info you want, but remember the most important reason. Go to page 304, and all will be revealed.
  • Hiccup: (He does that, and finds the info about a dragon)... Whoa. Check this out. It's a new kind of dragon. It's called a... 'Blackhorror'?
  • Astrid:... Valka, does that sound familiar?
  • Valka: Not at all. Never even heard of such a name.
  • History Sprite #2: And for a certain reason: They're one of the most lesser-known and most rare dragons in this world.
  • Hiccup: Well, let's see what this says. (Reading) "Blackhorror Dragon, Class: Mystery, Speed: 197 mph, Size: 7 meters long. This deadly harbinger of death is little known to Vikings. Some believe it is extinct, others believe it is a myth. But they are currently one of the endangered species of dragon. These creatures share a convergent evolution with the Skrill and the Night Fury, in which all 3 share the same niche, and evolutionary chain. One extinct ancestor of all 3 of these dragons had split into 2 separate evolutionary paths, leading to the creation of the Skrill and the Night Fury. But as times got tough and Night Furies started adapting well to their environment, the Skrill had started getting threatened with competition. While certain Skrills preferred to avoid Night Furies by being in the shadows of clouds or caves, others adapted to another way of life, and within 4 million years time, they evolved into the Blackhorrors. While Skrill are still alive today, the Blackhorrors have decided to compete with Night Furies for the same food, the same shelter, and the same lifestyle. They were both evenly-matched rivals, and either fought or fled on sight depending upon the situation. This lead to both species becoming endangered and becoming some of the rarest dragon species of all time. They still continue this competition even to this day."
  • Astrid: So... The Blackhorrors are descendants of the Skrills?
  • Hiccup: Yeah. That would mean they share similar characteristics to both them and Night Furies. I guess Grimoors knows about this information too, and wanted to use it to kill Toothless.
  • Lord Shen: Anything in that book about what they can do?
  • Hiccup: I'll check. (Reading) "These creatures have a midnight ash and indigo coloration that allows them to blend into the shadows just like a Night Fury. They have retractable teeth like a Night Fury, their hides are among the most tough and well-developed inherited features of any other dragon, able to resist many forms of damage. They have spines like their Skrill ancestors that they can rattle to scare off hostiles, and can regenerate when broken off, and their signature ability is their electric flame breath. Their blasts are similar to a Night Fury's blast, but infused with static electricity that adds to the power, and strikes with the force of a 3-ton warhead, sending burns and jolting pain to their targets, and even death."
  • Fishlegs: Amazing!
  • Sandy: Ohh, boy, that can't sound good. With abilities like that, Toothless won't last even 60 seconds against a monster like that.
  • Hiccup: Well, if Night Furies and Blackhorrors are natural and evenly-matched rivals, then I suppose that means a 50% chance that Toothless could survive a tussle with Malice.
  • Icky: "Well, maybe this one's different. I mean, the dragons here, are like dogs. No one dragon's alike."
  • Hiccup: "It's a nice thought, but sadly, in Grimoors' hands, he'll force it to follow it's inheredted instincts."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but, if they're like Night Furies, then maybe they also have a sense of being grateful if you were to save it's life. I mean, it worked for Toothless, didn't it?"
  • Hiccup: "Sadly, the chances of it being caught in trouble it can't get out of on it's own, are abit slim."
  • Icky: "Hey just thought I make the situation postitive."
  • Tigress: "We should probuly go find this healer now."
  • Icky: "Yeah, thanks for the aide, la-"
  • The History Sprites are already painting on a new wall.
  • Icky: "Seriously?"
  • Fishlegs: "Should we, place the book here for them to take it back when they're done?"
  • Hiccup: That seems like a great idea. We wouldn't want them riled up like they were with Icky.
  • Icky: Uh, ladies, would you mind telling us where Jima is? (They don't respond)... (Sighs) They have the attention spans of flies! (History Sprite #2 splatters him with paint) AHHKK!!! (Spits out paint) Blech, oh, plech!
  • Merlin: (Grabs Icky) Come on, Icky, let's not waste their time. (Pulls him off)

Elsewhere in the Temple

  • Icky: (They enter another room) HOLY MONGASAURUS!!! (They see hundreds of History Sprites flying around the room doing certain things like arranging books, painting walls, constructing low-level machines, writing books, and doing math) Whoa, there must be a hundred of these fairies here. (All the History Sprites look at him)... Uh... Why are they looking at me like that?
  • Merlin: Well, I forgot to tell you that they get highly offended when being called 'fairies'. That's one of the reasons some are cursed or killed by them.
  • Icky:... Uh... I... Sorry about that, girls. Carry on with your work. (They all stare angrily at him, and after he shivers, they resume their work)
  • Lord Shen: Icky, when exactly did you become this stupid?
  • Icky: Hey, I've never heard of these kinds of creatures. I know there's a lot of sprites out there of different kinds, but I never knew THESE sprites.
  • Merlin: Well, just be careful, and don't do anything to anger them.
  • Icky: Hey, I'm sure that'll be a bit easy. They have the manners of an English Guard. You know, those red suited dudes with black furry hats that don't do anything like react? In fact, I wonder if they act the same way. (Flies up to one of the sprites and makes funny faces, and the sprite doesn't seem to respond) HAH! I knew it. These sprites are funny.
  • Hiccup: Alright, Icky, that's enough, you're making us uncomfortable.
  • Icky: Hey, they're the size of pencils, they can't hurt me one bit. (The sprite looks at him angrily, and he screams like a girl and jumps onto Shen) MOMMY!!!
  • Lord Shen: Get off me! (Throws Icky to the ground)
  • Icky:... Okay, I stand corrected. (Chuckles)
  • Lord Shen: Look, it's best if we just leave them alone and continue searching for Jima because with them being busy, they won't give us any answers.
  • Merlin: Don't worry, there's a sign over there. (A sign that says 'Living Quarters of Jima the Healer' is seen)
  • Iago: Well, that's convenient. Let's go. (They walk through the room as the sprites look angrily at Icky as he shivers nervously)
  • Icky: (Gulps) Has anyone told you guys you looked beautiful? Because... (Chuckles)... You are. No, I'm dead serious, fair- I mean, sprites tend to be beautiful with their nice wings, and their half-naked bodies, and their... OKAY, I'M OUT OF HERE! (Runs off with the others into the room)

Jima's Living Quarters

  • A room is seen tribal-like.
  • Lord Shen: "Hmm. Abit of a, tribal-eqse theme here."
  • Icky: "She's a charwoman, isn't she? It's obvious she has this, freaky, witch doctory, stuff here."
  • Smoke POOFED out of nowhere, reveiling Jima the Healer.
  • Jima: "So, Hiccup. You finally came."
  • Jima looks to see others.
  • Jima: "Plus guests."
  • Soothsayer: "It's an honor to meet a Charwoman like yourself. An old friend in an ice age world has told me alot about tribal healers and-"
  • Jima: "I am aware of you. Of all of you. I bring you all here for impourent business, not chit-chat."
  • Icky: "It's about that keyhole that bleeds thing, right?"
  • Jima: "AND, the rouge Night Fury."
  • Icky: "Yeah, him too."
  • Jima: "Come with Jima to the hall of Berk history."
  • Icky: "Ok, but I am NOT looking at Sprites again!"

The History Hall.

  • Jima takes them to a depiction of two Night Fury Parents.
  • Jima: "It started back when the dragons of Hellheim's Gate, lived under the rule of a Bewilderbeast, before a terrorable man took the creature away, leaving the Hellheim dragons to be enslaved by a Red Death."
  • Hiccup: "You mean..... Those two are....."
  • Valka: "Toothless's parents...."

Flashback, in the sytile of the wall paintings.

  • (Jima): "Toothless, was born into a loving family of a cluth of 4 eggs. 2, are Toothless.... And your rouge Night Fury, Heartless."
  • (Hiccup): "Heartless is.... Real?"
  • (Jima): "No longer doubtful anymore, huh boy? Toothless and his young siblings got along like any other couple of young dragons. The dragons of Hellheim were safe.... Happy..... Free....... But then, an evil man and his army, claimed and captured, the original protactor of Hellheim."
  • familier shape is seen with an army that captured the Bewilderbeast of Helhime.
  • (Jima): "The evil man, paid no attention, or remorse, to casualties..... Only Toothless and Heartless survived the desistation. Their parents were lost in the battle, and their sisters were slained by the merciless soldiers. They left with the captured protactor, doomed to be broken, and corrupted by the evil man..... The Helhime dragons eventally recovered their numbers, and Toothless and Heartless, grew up to become replacement protactors of the dragons of Helhime. But that didn't last long, when the Red Death came."
  • A Red Death roar was heard!
  • (Jima): "The beast, beaten the two Night Fury brothers into submission.... Luckly, it didn't ate them, cause the beast wanted to use their power to feed itself of endless food of lifestock and local wildlife. It's gluttonious hunger, made the world pay for his gluttony."
  • Dragons are seen forced to steal from Vikings and other people, either getting killed, or killing them.
  • (Jima): "Heartless was furious of what the dragons of Helhime are made to do and one, fateful day, Heartless and Toothless, were persuing, a strange man in a coat."
  • Heartless and Toothless are seen chasing another familier shape
  • (Jima): "The man lead them into deep, deep into the nest of the Red Death, which was away on a migration at the time. The man, exposed them, to the Keyhole of this world. The man, provoked Heartless to attacked him, but he tricked Heartless, to end up damaging the Keyhole with it's claws!?"
  • The Damaged Keyhole started to bleed.
  • (Jima): "A terrorable dark preasene in a slimly substence, was sprayed out of the keyhole, and it consumed Heartless! The evil man disappeared, laughing into the shadows."
  • An evil laugh was heard.
  • (Jima): "Toothless escaped and survived against the dark slime.... But his brother was lost. Toothless spended the rest of his life, alone, suffering from the tyranny of the Red Death."

Reality.

  • The final depiction of Toothless being alone is seen.
  • Hiccup: "..... I can't believe this..... Toothless.... I.... I didn't know about, any of this." (Toothless looks down sadly)
  • Jima: But luckily, that's when you came along. You knew during the exact moment you found Toothless after catching him in a stroke of luck that dragons weren't at all harmful, and found out about the whole problem the dragons faced. Your tribe is the second tribe in history to train dragons behind the evil Drago. In fact, it was in your blood all along. Valka is the perfect proof of that. Now that you've defeated most of the enemies that lead to that painful moment, you have the perfect potential to help repair that leaking keyhole, and stop anymore darkness from spreading. In fact, there is a greater evil that erupted from that incident with Heartless. The first victims he had killed following his rogue corruption were none other than the parents of the one you are fleeing from.
  • Snotlout: Grimoors' parents were Heartless' first victims?
  • Jima: Yes. And following their deaths, their souls were tainted with the corruption of Heartless, and they became Heartless monsters named Jing Du and Ding Ju! Sightings on these two were as common as sightings of a Yeti. They were rarely seen, but were mostly seen during the presence of Heartless himself. They controlled Heartless into killing people to taint their souls and transform them into Heartless minions like them. You may not have noticed it, but the rogue Night Fury's victims are by now one of them. Their bodies are forever trapped in darkness, and sadly, even if you defeat them, there's no way to bring them back to normal. The two leaders are currently doing this today, and the leaking keyhole is getting worse. Now, all of Hellheim's Gate has been turned into their kingdom. Ding Ju and Jing Du have locked the place up tighter than a money vault. Hundreds of guards, dozens of booby traps, and Heartless being the master guardian. Plus, it's a fortress, and getting to the keyhole will be extremely difficult.
  • Shifu: Then we must fix that keyhole, and fast.
  • Icky: "But shouldn't we try to warn Grimoors about this, as much of a jerk he is? This actselly concerns him too."
  • Jima: "Sadly, the stupid man thinks that Heartless is a myth, as he believes the same to Jing and Ding. He'll think your trying to punk him out of revenge."
  • Viper: "But, who was the man respondsable of leaking the keyhole?"
  • Snotlout: "And before that, was the butthole who aducted the Bewilderbeast who I think it is?"
  • Jima: I'd say if I could, but I sense that you must leave immediately. Grimoors is on his way here, and if you don't leave soon, this whole Temple will be destroyed. And I have promised the King and Queen History Sprites that I would keep this place safe.
  • Po: How far are they?
  • Jima: 2-in-a-half minutes away.
  • Icky: Oh, s***!
  • Hiccup: Holy crap, we gotta get out of here!
  • Jima: Fare thee well, heroes. I'm sure the Sprites will bid you luck on the way to victory.
  • Iago: Yeah, yeah, yeah, now let's go! (They race out of the Temple, and Icky moves slower due to the sprites watching him angrily)
  • Icky: Uh... Would you girls stop looking at me like that? Your home is about to be attacked, and we're your only hope. (Gulps)... GUYS, HELP ME PLEASE!!! (Merlin levitates him away, and the sprites resume their work)

Temple Front Yard

  • Hiccup: (They arrive outside to see that Grimoors' ship is coming)
  • Kowalski: Grimoors seems to be coming in hot and fast. No doubt they'll be able to release Malice now.
  • Skipper: Diabolical!
  • Viper: Quickly, to the van! (The heroes get to their transportation, and take off before the ship can reach them)
  • Grygoor: DAMMIT! They've escaped.
  • Grimoors:... THEN FOLLOW THEM! (They push the ship after them, and they catch up to them)
  • Hiccup: Toothless, let's see if we can take that armor out. (They turn around and launch a plasma blast at the ship, but it does a small amount of damage, and they dodge a net that is launched at them and they fly away) That armor is tough to bust! We wouldn't be able to make enough blasts to take it down. (Toothless gets aggressive at the scent of Malice)... Whoa, Toothless! Don't let Malice tempt you. We have to move now! (They continue flying off)
  • Fidget: OH NO, OH NO, OH NO!!! HOW WILL WE LOSE THESE GUYS?!?
  • Kowalski: Not to worry. This van is semi-aquatic. But... I don't think the dragons are.
  • Hiccup: I don't think so. Even though dragons once adapted to aquatic environments, I don't think WE would survive down there long enough.
  • Valka: Not to worry, I have a plan, but it isn't going to be easy.
  • Snotlout: What is it?
  • Valka: Well, it might require we... Go down.
  • Fishlegs:... Are you serious?
  • Valka: Well, it's the best we have. Just trust me on it.
  • Lord Shen: What are you guys planning?
  • Valka: You'll see!...LET'S GO! (The dragons plunge into the water)
  • Mr. Krabs: NEPTUNE PRESERVER!!!
  • SpongeBob: What the heck are they doing?!?
  • Grimoors: Did I see that right? Did they just... HAH! They must be stupid, there's no way they'll survive down there.(Under the ship, the dragons and their riders maneuver and face the bottom of the ship. Valka signals Hiccup to get Toothless to launch at the bottom of the ship, and Hiccup positions Toothless, and he fires a plasma blast on the bottom of the ship)

Inside the Ship

  • Mercenary: WHAT THE HELL?!?
  • Grygoor: Sir, the bottom of our ship has been breached! (The Dragons and their riders breach out of the water and get back into flight)
  • Grimoors: DR. BRONX, DID YOU PUT ARMOR ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIP?!?
  • Dr. Bronx: No, I can't swim, so I can barely do such a thing. (Sighs) Does this mean I don't get the money?
  • Grimoors: Nope. I am a Viking of my word. Let's keep firing!
  • Hiccup: Well, I have to admit, that plan worked better than I expected it to. Good thinking, Mom.
  • Valka: Well, to be honest, I do that trick all the time while avoiding Drago's attacks. I didn't expect it to work the first time I did it, but I got better at doing it as time went on. Cloudjumper may not have plasma fire, but the chemical reaction of the chemically-produced fire packs a punch just as damaging.
  • Ruffnut: Nice.
  • Private: THAT WAS INCREDIBLE, GUYS! I had no idea that could work. But how does that work? Isn't fire unable to work underwater?
  • Valka: Well, it's because a Night Fury's breath is part-plasma, making it affective underwater.
  • Kowalski: Oh, yeah, the fourth state of matter. Never knew that.
  • Hiccup: Probably forgot to read that in the Sprites' Dragon Book. Do you think that'll do enough damage to get Grimoors off our tail?
  • Valka: Of course. It'll sink slowly, and they'll have to retreat again.

Ship

  • Grimoors: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT?!?
  • Grygoor: They're too far for our nets to reach, sir. Plus, the damage done to the bottom of the ship is slowly sinking our ship. We're gonna have to retreat and repair the damages.
  • Grimoors:... FUCK! (The word echoes) YOU WIN THIS ROUND, DRAGON BOY, BUT I'LL BE BACK! AND THIS TIME, MY PET WILL SHOW NO MERCY!!! (They blast off)
  • Valka:... Well, at least the Temple is safe.
  • Bill: Now all we have to do is make a plan of attack for those Heartless' leaders' fortress.
  • Hiccup: Well, the best place to do that is the Temple.
  • Icky: Oh, HELL NO, I AIN'T SHOWING MY FACE TO THOSE FAIR--
  • Merlin: (Covers his mouth) Careful, Icky! They have REALLY good hearing.
  • Icky:... (Sighs)... I AIN'T SHOWING MY FACE TO THOSE SPRITES AGAIN!!! They're gonna do God knows what with me if I show up. There is NO way I am going in there with those crazy midgets!
  • Merlin: Fine, then you can stay in the van. All by yourself. Vulnerable to those crazy mercenaries. The mercenaries that want to rip your insides out.
  • Icky: OKAY, I'LL GO!!!
  • Sam: Plus, we're gonna need you to be part of this plan we're having, and we won't have time to go over it with you when you're sitting here by yourself. Now come on, that Heartless dragon needs our help. (They go inside the Temple as Heartless and 2 Heartless eyes are seen)
  • ???: "Persisent little dears, are they?"
  • ???: "It's quite admireable. They could be a fun challnage to congure for our great plan."

Chapter 5: Rogue Night Fury On The Loose

Meanwhile, at another local village.

  • Farmers are seen gathering a harvest.
  • Farmer 1: "These crops look like they'll last us a good week."
  • Farmer 2: "You bet. I can already feel my stomich growling."
  • A growl was heard.
  • Farmer 2: ".... Wait.... That, wasn't my stomich......"
  • A shadow loomed over them!
  • The Farmers see Heartless!
  • Farmer 1: "IT'S HEARTLESS?! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE?!"
  • The Farmers run as Heartless blazed the crops into a ablaze, trapping all farmers!
  • Farmer 3: "That monster trapped us?! What is he gonna do?!"
  • ???: "Join us."
  • Coming through the flames, are an army of recolored Heartlesses.
  • Heartlesses: "Join us..... Join Us....... JOIN US!?"
  • Farmers scream!
  • Farmer 1: "BACK YOU MONSTERS, BACK?! STAY AWAY!?" (Their screaming is heard as everything goes black)

Meanwhile...

  • Jima: (Gasps after sensing the attack) Dear God! The darkness is getting worse! I hope those heroes make it through this mission in time.
  • ???: Well, we don't know if we will without any help. (The Lodgers appear, as well as Icky after being scared of the sprites)
  • Icky: GOD, why won't they stop looking at me like that? They're making this place look haunted!
  • Lord Shen: Well, maybe next time, think before you piss off an entire swarm of sprites that can curse you probably forever.
  • Icky: Oh, sure, like they can't get over that one little offense. (Sticks his head out the door) I SAID I WAS SORRY, DIDN'T I?!? (A splat is heard, and his face is covered in paint again)...What I wouldn't do for a can of bug spray right now! (Shivers)
  • Jima: Whoa, easy there, bird! You won't earn their trust that way. You don't exactly leave a good taste in people's mouths. You've caused trouble for a lot of people.
  • Icky: I did NOT have to be reminded, lady. Let's just get this plan underway so I can get the crap out of this hellhole!
  • Jima: If it will make you happy, I will talk to the King and Queen about you and ask the History Sprites to go easy on you.
  • Icky: (Sighs) Thank you very much, I need it.
  • Jima: But first, I can see that you've mentioned you want to make a plan on how to enter Ding and Jing's fortress at the Gate. But, I'm afraid I have dire news. I just sensed that they've attacked an entire village of farmers at a nearby village. People are starting to go into mass hysteria more than usual. Unless we do something, the leaking keyhole will keep spreading fear and darkness all over the land until it consumes everything. People are starting to hide in their homes, and even other dragons are being threatened. You have to stop them.
  • Savio: Do not worry, that's what we intend to do.
  • Kaa: Yes. No Heartless will take over a world when we're around. All we need to do is concoct a plan of attack.
  • Shenzi: Well, honey, it's gonna take a while for us to do it. But we have to do it quick before Grimoors returns.
  • Banzai: Well, why don't we just put our heads together? (All 3 hyenas bump their heads in, and laugh)
  • Icky: You know, your crazy antics won't be helping.
  • Shenzi: Wait! I got an idea! (A giant lightbulb pops over her head, and shatters on Banzai and Ed's heads) We'll get into a large Trojan Horse like we did with those Skeeterazoids, and infiltrate the fortress, Merlin will make us invisible, and we'll get to the keyhole and shut it.
  • Banzai: That's a stupid idea! Oh, man, I have a better solution! We could establish a natural preserve complete with representatives of each primate order, creating a comfortable habitat for all members of the anthropoid ape or Pan troglodytes species known as Chimpanzee!
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Nostalgia Critic) That's your solution to EVERYTHING!
  • Banzai: Well, it wouldn't hurt if you gave it a try!
  • Shenzi: Oh, shut up! (Smacks Banzai with a mallet, which also hits Ed)
  • Jima: "How's about you focus on helping what is left of the farmer village community of Ulmara before those heartlesses remember how to open doors and windows?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's for the best. Plus, it could enable us to disable thier vanguard if we are able to do so! We must act quickly!"

The Burning Village of Ulmara.

  • People are seen running as The Heartless keep saying "Join Us".
  • Suddenly, Heartless interspected them and roared!
  • Stomping is heard, as a Black Guard Armor came forth.
  • Black Guard Armor: "Good job, Heartless. These people will do fine in the pool! Minions! Take these farmers into the vats, and begin the change!?"
  • The Heartlesses began to force people against their wills torwords vats of dark engry ooze.
  • One Farmer is over a vat.
  • Farmer: "No, no, NOOOOO-"
  • A heartless shoves the Farmer's head in!
  • Black Guard Armor: "Yes..... The Black Vanguard and Heartless scored another stupid village! What with your brute force and MY intellect! This is WAY better then being one of Alvin the Treacherious Goons! I always HATED that guy! I am done being Erikson the Murderious! I, am the Black Vanguard! People now tremble at MY FEET?! NOT ALVIN'S MY FEET?! NO ONE STANDS UP TO, THE BLACK VA-"
  • ???: "AHHHHHHHHHH, SHUT UP!?"
  • The Black Vanguard looks to see an object in the sky!
  • Black Vanguard: "Am I seeing things or, is that a flying bus-like van with cool hot-rod flam-" (They blast him to pieces with their laser cannons, and his head is seen plopping on the ground) OH, BLAST THOSE LODGERS!! DESTROY THEM!!! (The Heartless jump over to the van and starts gnawing on it)
  • Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE, they're damaging the van like hell!
  • Sandy: Let me handle this! (She takes the pilot seat, and does an aileron roll that flings the Heartless off of it, but then more Heartless jump on the van and continue doing the same thing)
  • Mr. Krabs: There's too many of them!!! (The Monstrous Nightmare burns all the Heartless off of the van with fire)
  • Sparx: Whoa, what a dragon!
  • Black Vanguard: (The Heartless reassembles him) Thank you! NOW ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS PIECE OF JUNK!!! (Stretches his arms to start puncturing the van, and tearing chunks of it off, including the wheels, the wings, and the thrusters) BYE-BYE, BIRDIE!
  • Rita: WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! (Suddenly, the dragon riders lift them up, and help them before they hit the water onto the land)
  • Tito: Woowee, that was a close save!
  • Black Vanguard: COME ON OUT AND FIGHT ME, YOU BASTARDS!!!
  • Hiccup: (He lands Toothless)
  • Black Vanguard: Well, well, if it isn't Hiccup! How have you been doing with the passing of your father?
  • Hiccup: (Recognizing the voice) Oh my, God! Erikson the Murderous? You've been corrupted, too?
  • Black Vanguard: It's the BLACK VANGUARD to you, boy! I don't wanna go to that stinky position Alvin put me in! Always making me do all the work and never giving me any credit. Well, no more! It's time we do things MY way! (Stretches his arms and grabs Hiccup) Starting with you! (Chuckles until Shen blasts him to pieces again with his cannon)
  • Lord Shen: Don't you touch him, you big piece of scrap!
  • Black Vanguard: Oh, you think this is over? Well, it's just begun! (Rearranges himself into a Black Opposite Armor) Let's see you douches fight your way through THIS!
  • Icky: Wow! This is going to be a really long fight. (Black Vanguard smacks Icky to a burnt building as it collapses on top of him)...I hate it when that happens!
  • Black Vanguard: YOU ALL WILL NOT WIN THIS TIME! I HAVE BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER! (Smacks the ground, causing a massive tremor that knocks the Lodgers to the ground)
  • Snotlout: "Am I hearing things, or, is that thing talking like Erikson the Murderious?"
  • Hiccup: "Because IT WAS Erikson the Murderious! Heartless corrupted him too!"
  • Shifu: "And turned him into a Guard Armor!"
  • Tigress: "Those things are tough high level heartless!"
  • Icky: "Yeah but it was the first high ranker Sora ever beaten! If he can do it, then we ain't gonna have a problem with this!"
  • Lord Shen: "The fact that this thing can THINK grants it a strong difficulty spike!?"
  • Icky: ".... Touche."
  • Black Vanguard: "Gah! Those twits ain't worth getting me hands and feet dirty! Heartless the Night Fury, finish them off?!" (Heartless moved from his original position, and roars at them, making Toothless back off in fear again)
  • Hiccup: Easy, Toothless, you don't have to hurt him. We'll take it from here. (Heartless prepares to fire his plasma blast, but Shen fires his cannon at the same time, causing a huge explosion to erupt once the two blasts collide)
  • Lord Shen: We won't be having THAT, thank you very much.
  • Boss Wolf: Definitely! But how do we take that beast down?
  • Mushu: Don't know if we can do that. He's controlled by dark beings, so it might be hard to capture him.
  • Iago: THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!?
  • Puss: (Sneaks under Heartless, and stomps it's right front leg as it roars in pain) That oughtta do the trick! (Heartless roars as he leans with his injured leg, and it flies off) So, where's your silly pet now, huh?
  • Black Vanguard: You guys can't possibly stop me! I've got this whole village under siege! My Heartless are sure to have corrupted all--(Finds the village deserted)...WHERE THE HELL DID THEY ALL GO?!? (He suddenly sees the remaining villagers riding on the dragons in safety)... GODDAMN IT!!!
  • Shifu: You've failed, Erikson! Give up.
  • Black Vanguard: Neva, neva, NEVA'!!! (Blasts an energetic orb at them through his chest, and the Lodgers dodge it. He keeps doing that and winds up knocking SpongeBob, Hiccup, and Skipper into the water)
  • Lord Shen: Okay, enough is enough, time for you to meet your maker! (Blasts him down with his cannon, and the pieces are destroyed)
  • SpongeBob: (He, Hiccup, and Skipper crawl out from the water) THAT WAS NOT COOL, PAL!!!
  • Skipper: Definitely not!
  • Hiccup: Well, I guess we should be sorry for Erikson.
  • Lord Shen: Why? He tried to kill us! Besides, we have a job to do, remember? Grimoors will be back soon, so we need to get back to the Temple and resume concocting a plan of attack on the fortress. I sure hope to heck that this battle didn't waste time, because if Grimoors returns to interrupt us, I will rip all my feathers off!
  • Soothsayer: Don't worry, he's still having trouble. His thrusters just fell off again, and some of the armor fell off as well. It might take him half an hour to get it all fixed, even with that engineer he paid.
  • Phil: He hired an engineer to do all that stuff?
  • Soothsayer: Yes, did you not see him?
  • Donkey: Yes, actually. Some of us did.
  • Phil: Okay, three words: Not fair.
  • Trixie: "That's two."
  • Icky: Let's just get back to the Temple. And let's hope for the love of God that those sprites will show some slack for once.

Temple

  • Icky: OH, COME ON!!! (The sprites still look at him angrily) CUT ME SOME SLACK, YOU WINGED HOTTY-FACES!!! (They don't respond, and he sighs) Okay, we're not in good terms right now, guys! At first you were creeping me out, but now, YOU'RE JUST PISSING ME OFF!!!

Jima's Room

  • Icky: (Storms inside) God, what the hell is their problem?!? I'm starting to get used to it. If I have to go out there and watch them look at me with those ominous...yet pretty attractive...eyes again, then I will also have to rip all my feathers off!
  • Lord Shen: "But at least we took down those heartlesses."
  • Jima: "Only momentarly. They are not like normal Heartless. As long as the pool remains unharmed, the Keyholle leaking, and Heartless undestroyed, they will be reborned and regenerated."
  • Icky: "....... Well, fuck!"
  • Hiccup: "I guess for now, we haven't seen the last of Erikson, or, "The Black Vanguard" he is now."
  • Snotlout: "Great, now there's TWO giant jerks after us, and one of them's FLYING GIANT PIECES OF KNIGHT ARMOR?!"
  • Shifu: "Then now is a good time to devise our plan."
  • Devon: I couldn't agree more! But I think we need to do it fast just in case Grimoors fixes his dumb illegalized ship faster.
  • ???: Perhaps we can help you with that. (The two History Sprites similar to Crysta and Tinker Bell appear)
  • History Sprite #1: The King and Queen told us to be of some assistance to you after you saved our home. They have others doing our jobs until then.
  • Icky: Hey, as long as you girls don't kick me in the balls again, I'm cool!
  • History Sprite #1: Besides, I don't think we were able to introduce ourselves. I am Chrygen, and this is my friend Gemmy.
  • History Sprite #2 (Gemmy): I don't think they should care what our names are, Chrygen!
  • Private: We do, actually.
  • Icky: Okay, why would your leaders send you two to help us?
  • Chrygen: Because we actually have experience in writing our own literature. I like drama and tragedy, and Gemmy likes...well...horror and psychological thriller. In fact, she likes it so much, she read Stephen King's banned book Rage.
  • Kowalski: You mean that book that depicted a school shooting and was banned because of it's possible inspiration for kids to do the same?
  • Gemmy: Yeah. That really got me on edge. I also like other kinds of genres like dystopia, sci-fi, post-apocalyptic, and drama. I read a lot of books such as The Maze Runner, you know, the book that is currently getting a film adaptation? I've also read other Stephen King books like It, The Dreamcatcher, Misery, and Carrie, they are all awesome. But our point is that with that kind of talent, we technically have experience in strategy.
  • Icky: Oh, really? Reading books gives you clever thinking?
  • Chrygen: Yeah. Have you tried it?
  • Icky: No.
  • Gemmy: Well, just trust us on this. We'll give you a full-on plan on how to break into that fortress in Hellheim's Gate, lock up the keyhole, and save Berk. It was hard for our surveillance sprites to get a clear map on the place, but we just finished it yesterday. (They magically summon a blueprint of the entire Hellheim's Gate area) You should know that many History Sprites died to bring us this information.
  • Icky: Gee, why does THAT sound familiar?
  • Baloo: Sta-
  • Icky: IT WAS RHETORICAL!
  • Gemmy: Listen, birdbrain, this is serious stuff. No more crap from you, or I'll have to bring the entire Sprite faculty in here. Understand?
  • Icky:... Sure thing.
  • Gemmy: Now then. (She points at the map of the cave) Here's where the Keyhole is located, and this tunnel is just where the goo gets leaked into the cave's empty cliffs. That's where we go. I should say that the Keyhole will be deep underground, and the whole place has little to no light in it.
  • Chrygen: And THAT'S Jing and Ding's throne room. HERE is the pen where they keep Heartless the Night Fury. We should also say that there will be hundreds of guards patrolling all night long in the outside, the tunnels, and most importantly the Keyhole. The walls are encrusted with dark magic crystals that act as warning signals for good people that enter it. Plus, the black goo in the pits are highly reactive and will often sprout out like geysers, so watch out for that.
  • Gemmy: But there is also booby traps consisting of more dark magic crystals, radioactive black magic field-generating crystals, and there are also goo sinkholes that are camouflaged so well, one unexpected step could mean your doom. Only those with grand light training can sense them. Their appearances range from lines to circles or squares.
  • Spyro: Is that it?
  • Gemmy: No. Your REAL problem is the cave itself. Since the walls are lined with black goo, the whole place is literally alive. It may not be completely alive, ya know, like, self-aware sentient kind of alive, but it has a mind of it's own. It will only come alive if you are caught. It will trap you inside crystalline structures, encompass you in black gooey tentacles, or even shoot expanding globs of goo at you that will make it too strong for you to move. That means once you're caught, you're done. It's game over.
  • Squidward: You're kidding!
  • Gemmy: Do I LOOK like I'm kidding? If you get caught, you might never make it out alive or uncorrupted. You have only one shot at this!
  • Hiccup: (Sighs) I hate it when odds are against us.
  • Lord Shen: Yeah. I can't imagine how Sora, Donald, and Goofy would save the day in a place like that.
  • Gemmy: Yeah! Nobody's ever survived in there. You'll be lucky to get this job done without a stain of goo on you.
  • Icky: "Well, rats. No wonder keyholes are seriously High Council confindentals! Damaging those things seriously wreck shit!"
  • Astrid: "So litterally, the entire Helhime's Gate area is against us.... Nice."
  • Hiccup: "I can safely guess that goo coming out the keyhole is NOT very eviomentally friendly."
  • Gemmy: You have NO idea. By the time you touch that stuff, you'll be consumed by darkness. Avoid it at all costs.
  • Ruffnut: So you're saying that we must stay unspotted the WHOLE ENTIRE MISSION?
  • Chrygen: Yes, it's the only way. Once you get caught, it will be impossible to escape that place. The goo will trap you there until your fate is given.
  • Puss: Nothing is impossible, even for us! We've had odds stacked poorly with us before, but that didn't matter, amigo. We're basically unstoppable. We've fought Heartless before, so we can handle it.
  • Gemmy: Just be careful. Jing and Ding are dangerous. Anyone who tried to investigate their existence had been killed. If you even SEE them, you're dead. This will not be an easy mission for you guys. You have to do it as quietly and as quickly as possible. You can sneak past guards, sense the goo traps, but the thing you need to protect yourself from is the detection of those dark crystals on the walls. Once you go right past them, BAM, you're caught. And let me tell you, there is a LOT of those crystals. 596 of them, to be exact. The whole place is set to capture it's own intruders in the blink of an eye. Even people as skilled as you are won't be able to avoid capture.
  • Icky: OKAY, WE GET IT, GODDAMN IT!!! WE GET CAUGHT, WE GET BONED!!! Stop repeating that same thing over and over, PLEASE!
  • Gemmy: I'm being deadly serious, birdbrain! And FYI, I was only warning you so you could be aware of it. And personally, I hope YOU'RE the first one to get caught considering how you are such a screw-up.
  • Icky: I AM NOT A SCREW-UP!!! When have I ever screwed something up besides the gremlin incident?
  • Gemmy: "We have a LONG list. Care for us to educate you? There is that time you made a loan to those fire ants, you put Kairi on a rocket propeled bed in a misguided and flawwed attempt get her away from a evil spirit, DURING A STORM, and you also crashed the van twice, and you briefly got Axle fired, and you made Count Vladamer want to kill Spongebob, and you got the entire Lodge sick with your own candied cookies, and made Hercules look bad by beating up someone who criticsized you, and you also made a few other screw-ups around the series. Like when you hospitalized Merlin last Halloween..."

Cutaway

  • Icky: (Merlin, wearing a zombie costume, scares Icky) OH MY, GOD, ZOMBIE! (Kicks Merlin down the stairs)...
  • Merlin: (A crash is heard)... OWCH!
  • Icky:... Whoops.

Present

  • Gemmy: And when you got tricked by that lunatic salesman...

Cutaway

  • Icky: HEY, GUYS! Look what I got! (Shows them a plant that looks very familiar)
  • Brandy: Oh, s***! ICKY, GET RID OF THAT- (The plant suddenly sprays gas in the room that makes everyone in it sick)... Icky, you... Idiot! (Falls to the ground)

Present

  • Lord Shen: Plus, I will NOT forget that time where you embarrassed Kairi last April Fools Day!

Cutaway

  • Icky: (The Lodgers are having pizza and Icky slips a whoopee cushion under one of the pillows, and scoffs) Lord Shen will totally get Icked! (Snickers, and watches near a wall eating his pizza, but he soon notices that Kairi is about to sit there) Wait, what's she doing? Oh no... WAIT- (Kairi sits, and the whoopee cushion blows out, and when some of the Lodgers start laughing, Kairi runs out and cries)
  • Lord Shen:... ICKYYYYY!!!
  • Icky: (Winds up getting a black eye and holds a steak over it)... I HATE it when that happens.

Present

  • Icky: "..... Touche. But seriously, THAT time, was an accsident."
  • Lord Shen: That's no excuse Icky, you left her crying for 30 minutes!
  • Icky: It was just a prank that backfired, it's not that big of a deal.
  • Lord Shen: IT WAS TO ME!!!
  • Spyro: Shen, will you stop being so whiny about that incident? So what if he embarrassed her? It was all an accident. Icky meant no intentional harm to Kairi. You have to learn to get over that. Just because you're her adopted uncle doesn't mean you have to be over-protective. Now let's not waste anymore time, and get started on the plan. We keep this up, Grimoors will be attacking us again. We have to move as soon as possible. So, girls? You said you're good strategists, you have a plan for us?
  • Chrysen: Well, you're the experts and know what each of you can do, so you'll have to come up with it by yourselves.
  • Spyro: Alright, then. I think I have one....

Later...

  • Spyro: "Ok, so are we ready with our gameplan?"
  • Lougers: "Yeah!?"
  • Snotlout: "YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA?!"
  • Spyro: "Now, now it's time for our quest to stop this!"

In the Sky.

  • The Van is up in the air and flying fast!
  • Spongebob: "HURRAY FOR US!? NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW?!"
  • Patrick looks out a window.
  • Patrick: "Unidentifived object off the hindqourters."
  • Spongebob: "It looks like....."
  • A Giant Metalitised rocket propeled Viking Ship is seen!
  • Hiccup: "GRIMOORS?!"
  • Grimoors (On P.A.): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? HOW YA LIKE ME NEW SHIP!? MY ENGINEER DESIDED TO MAKE USE OF THE REST OF THAT LEAGE SHIP!? NOW, YOU LOT ARE DONE FOR!?"
  • Spyro turns on a communicater to contact the ship!
  • Spyro: "Grimoors, you don't understand! Something more dangerious then you is in the works! Heartless the Night Fury is turning victims into heartless with Jing Du and Ding Ju! They're a threat to the united universes if we waste time dealing with you again!?"
  • Grimoors (PA): "What do you take me for, an idiot? Don't answer that. I know better then to believe in myths! Your using them to protact that murderious Night Fury! Surrender him, or I will use every new weapon I have in this ship!?"
  • Spyro: "We dealt with the likes of the villain leage tec! We know ALL it's weak points! You don't stand a chance, Grimoors!?"
  • Grimoors (PA): "OH YEAH!? PROVE IT!?"
  • The Van blows up the thrusters?!
  • Grimoors (PA): "..... Not bad, misfited freaks...... BUT THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!?"
  • Back-up, least destroyable thrusters came forth.
  • Kolwalski: "Emergency ultra protactive thrusters.... Touche."
  • Spyro: "We don't have time to deal with you yet, Grimoors?! We have a world to save!?"
  • The Van flies off!?
  • Grimoors: "THEN MAKE TIME, DAMN IT?!"
  • The Ship follows suit!
  • Boss Wolf: "Aw man, I'm starting to think that 3rd time's the charm for Grimoors."
  • Lord Shen: "Out manuver him, Dodo!?"
  • The Van goes through a series of twist and turns to seemingly had lost Grimoors!
  • The Lougers and heroes cheered!
  • Fishlegs: "WE LOST HIM!?"
  • The Ship reappears!
  • Fishlegs: "WE UNLOST HIM!?"
  • Grimoors (PA): "You can thank whoever originally own that ship for having teleporting abilites."
  • Shifu: "Damn you Junjie and your tricks?!"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, we can still outmanuver the stupid thing till it outs out of fuel. It's not like Grimoors had the chicken instailled a giant grabing hand like the one Bowser had in one of the newer mario games."
  • Suddenly, a giant robotic hand came out of the ship and grabbed the Van!
  • Lord Shen: "And now those history sprites have another reason to hate you."
  • Hiccup: "Nice one...."
  • Icky: "AW COME ON, IT'S KARMA'S FAULT!?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "BUT YOU PREVOKED IT!?"
  • Icky: ".... Ok, ok, that's fair."
  • Grimoors (PA): "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"

Chapter 6: Surprise in the arena, Grimoors Defeated

The Ship's Arena.

  • The Lougers and the Rider team are seen dangling from cages, Hiccup's friends dragons chained to a wall, as Mercenairies dragged Toothless to the arena, as alot of Mercenaries are seen cheering at the stands! Grimoors sat on a thrown with Grygoor and Mr. Bronx by his side, neither of the two happy about the situation, but Grimoors was smiling wickedly.
  • The Mercenaries dragged Toothless comepletely into the arena!
  • Grimoors: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? Bloodly ell, this is simply magnificent!! I am finally gonna get due, sweet revenge on the murderor of our parents Grygoor.... Even though you weren't really there at the time."
  • Grymoor: "...... I don't know about this Grimoors. I looked into that creatures eyes and, I am just not sure if Toothless IS the one who killed mother and father. He didn't look the type that kills unprevoked."
  • Mr. Bronx: "In risking my payment, I second that notion. I mean, look at him!"
  • Toothless looks sad and miserable.
  • Mr. Bronx: "He looks like an innosent creature rudely accused of something he did not! My wife wouldn't approve of me being involved with someone who kills innosent creatures because it happened to be in the same speices of some rouge actselly respondsable!"'
  • Grimoors: "SHUT UP?! BOTH OF YOU?! I KNOW WHAT I SAW AS A CHILD, AND WHAT I SMELLED?!"
  • Grimoors brought out his giant sword!
  • Grimoors: "If I heard anymore weakness from the BOTH OF YOU, that night fury is not gonna be the only one who dies tonight?!"
  • Grygoor and Bronx mainly got silent out of fear of Grimoors' threat then obedience.
  • Grimoors puts his sword back down.
  • Grimoors: "Much more like it. Now, onto business! RELEASE MALICE?!"
  • Some Mercenaries are seen with a giant box!
  • Squidward: "That's a big box!?"
  • A loud roar is heard!?
  • Toothless got on the defencive quickly!?
  • Patrick: "An ANGRY big box!?"
  • Grimoors: "Bring up the force sheild!?"
  • An Invisable force-sheild was up!
  • The box began to zap around as the Mercenaries retreat to safety!
  • Grimoors: "NOW, MERCENAIRES, LOUGERS, LITTLE HICCUP!? I GIVE YOU-"
  • The Box explouded!?
  • Icky: "Don't worry guys, that thing would turn out to be a tiny little itty bitty-"
  • A huge creature flew out of the exploudion in an epic display!
  • Icky: "GIANT DRAGON!?"
  • Grimoors: "MALICE!?"
  • Mercenaires cheer!?
  • Malice, a wyvern like hybreed of Night Fury and Skrill, began to spin around in the air, then stop at the top, proceeded to charged down, and began to preform 21 quick flips before landing on it's front legs with an earthquake like shake felt!
  • Po: "Wow...... Nice Enterence."
  • Chi Fu: "I didn't know a dragon of that size can do that."
  • Grimoors, Bronx, and Grygoor stared blankly at what they saw.
  • Grimoors: "I didn't teach her that. I didn't do squat!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "I could've sworn I seen that before."
  • Grymoor: "I didn't know dragons can do gymastics."
  • Toothless was confused as well!
  • Grimoors: "I didn't read ANY of them from the book..... Oh well. All right Malice, rip that Night Fury apart!?"
  • Malice posed to fight, as did Toothless who quickly got over it!
  • Viper: "Guys.... I think there's something, off about that dragon."
  • Hiccup: "I know. The book didn't say ANYTHING about Blackhorrors being ahtletic!"
  • Icky: "..... That, gives me a stupid but crazy enough to work idea! Hatter, bring out some bowling pins!"
  • Mad Hatter: "Sure! (Brings out Bowlling pins for his hat) But I am not 101% sure this is a good time for bowling."
  • Icky: "Just trust me?! (Sees control panal, and takes a huge hack, and spat at the panal, causing it malfuntion!) Patooie! Now throw them at the stage!"
  • Mad Hatter tosses the pins!
  • The Pins land directly at Malice's feet!
  • Malice suddenly forgot about Toothless and sees the pins!
  • Toothless suddenly got confused.
  • Mercenaires: "Huh?"
  • Grimoors: "What the-"
  • Icky: "Now, do you have a boombox and a soundtrack of generic circus music?"
  • Mad Hatter brought those exact things out!
  • Icky: "Now play it!"
  • Mad Hatter puts the disk in and plays it as Circus music plays!
  • Malice gets entranced by the music, and suddenly began to use it's front wing/legs to juggle pins!
  • Toothless tilts it's head in confusion!
  • Mercenaires stared surprised!
  • Valka started to giggle.
  • Lord Shen: ".... What in the name of my parents?"
  • Hiccup: ".... That, was deffently not in the book."
  • Grimoors: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID DRAGON!?"
  • Mr. Bronx: ".... That's also vaguely familier."
  • Grymoor: "Ya don't suppose this one's a dud, do you Grimoors?"
  • Icky: "Hatter, quick, A giant bouncy ball!"
  • Hatter did just that and threw it to the stage, as Malice jumped on the ball and began to juggle as she moves the ball around the arena, as the Mercenaires began to laugh and cheer for this!
  • Mr. Bronx: "It's like long lost chickhood memories are coming back!"
  • Grygoor laughs!
  • Grymoor: "Atta girl, "Malice", (laughs)!"
  • Grimoors is twitching in rage!
  • Trixie laughed!
  • Trixie: "OH MY CELESTIA!? THAT'S SUPPOSE TO BE FERIOUS!? HAHAHAHAHA!? WE HAVE PARASPRITES MORE MEANER THEN THAT!?"
  • Gilda: "That's sad. Seriously."
  • Icky: "And now, a spotlight!"
  • Hatter broughts it out and lights the spotlight on Malice, who has really started to ham out!
  • Mercenaires started to cheer loudly!
  • Mr. Bronx: "It's all coming back to me now! That's not a wild, "Blackhorror", was it. That's Precious! The escaped trained circus dragon from that traveling Equestian Circus "The Ring-A-Ding Bros Uuniverseal Circus"!? I loved their shows as a chick! I always wondered what happened to her when she escaped during the Berk fire of 1991!"
  • Grymoor: "Whew! I guess my brother's real revenge was treating Toothless to a free circus! For a second or two, I thought he was trying to get Toothless murdered for something he didn't do!"
  • Grimoors screams frustractedly?!
  • Grimoors: "I WAS GONNA KILL HIM YOU FOOLS?!"
  • Grymoor: "Now how were you planning on killing Toothless with a circus animal?"
  • Grimoors: "I SWEAR, I FOUND HER IN THE WILD, SHE LOOKED AND ACTED WILD, I, I EVEN FED HER RABBITS?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "How can that be? She's been trained and genecticly and magicly modifived to be a vegitarian!"
  • Grimoors: "BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BROKEN CAGES I HAD OF THOSE RABBITS?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "I have a throey. She must've broken them, befriended the cute critters, and helped them escape, and used red paint to make it look like she did kill them. She's a known trickster!"
  • Grimoors: "BUT SHE ALWAYS GROWLS AT ME WHEN I COME HOME?! EXPLAIN THAT!?"
  • Grymoor: "Maybe, she just doesn't like you."
  • Grimoors: "THEN WHY FOR A FEW SECONDS, WAS SHE MAD AT THE NIGHT FURY?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "Maybe she was gonna PRETEND to battle the dragon to the death, only to pretend to lose embarrisingly so you would be forced to let the Night Fury go."
  • Grimoors: "GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! THAT TEARS IT?!"
  • Grimoors leap from the thrown and landed on the stage, giant sword beared!
  • Grimoors: "I AM GONNA KILL ME TWO DRAGONS!? STARTING WITH YOU, YOU USELESS SKALEY BITCH!?"
  • Malice/Precious sqealed, and wimpered like a scared dog!
  • Grimoors cornered Malice in a corner of the arena!
  • Grimoors: "I'LL TEACH YOU TO RUIN MY REVENGE?!"
  • Toothless couldn't stand for it, and pounced on Grimoors, and bite down on his sword!
  • Malice was actselly surprised Toothless, a Night Fury, saved her life, the life of a supposed naterol enemy... Something changed in Malice. She now bares different feelings for Toothless.
  • Grimoors grabs Toothless by the neck and removes him from the sword!
  • Grimoors: "NOW, DIE?! MURDEROR?!"
  • Suddenly, Malice grabbed Grimoors' sword, and destroyed it with her fire/lightning breath!
  • Grimoors: "EEK?! MY FATHER'S SWORD?!"
  • Toothless gave Grimoors an angry face.
  • Grimoors is now nervious and looks at a growling Night Fury.
  • Grimoors placed Toothless down, nerviously laughs.
  • Grimoors: "No hard feelings, right? Toothless? Good dragon?"
  • Grymoor and Bronx: "3, 2, 1...(Toothless began beating him up)"
  • Grimoors: (Gets knocked into a wall) I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! WHY WOULD A CIRCUS EXIST IN THESE WORLDS?!? WE'RE NOT VERY TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED!!!
  • Mr. Bronx: It's probably because the circus is from ANOTHER WORLD! DUH! Weren't you paying attention man? I litterally said "EQUESTIAN CIRCUS", DUMMY?!
  • Hiccup: But... But I don't understand! I know that Blackhorrors are similar to Night Furies, and Night Furies are difficult to train. I was able to do it because of Toothless' broken wing, so he wasn't able to fly away like some other Night Furies tend to do. So... Won't 'Precious' do the same thing?
  • Valka: "Hiccup, sometimes, good luck doesn't need to be explained."
  • Hiccup: "But Malice, or, "Precious" now, is CLEARLY capable to fly, so how did these, "Ring-A-Ding" brothers able to-"
  • Trixie: "They're master dragon tamers. Even the most untameable or difficult bows to them."
  • Hiccup: "...... I am getting the feeling that dragon taming isn't really that new of a concept."
  • Icky: "Yeah, it's been going on for awhile."
  • Grimoors: "......... I can't believe it.... My revenge failed!?"
  • Mr. Bronx: "Well that's what you get when you picked on the wrong person."
  • Grimoors: "OH SHUT IT, BIRD?! YOUR NOT GETTING PAID WITH THAT VILLAIN LEAGE MONEY I FOUND WITH THE SHIP?!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "WAIT! You were gonna pay with with the Leage's money?"
  • Grimoors: "Yeah, so?"
  • Mr. Bronx:... OH MY, GOD, YOU WERE GOING TO PAY ME CONTRABAND MONEY!!!
  • Shifu: Grimoors, stealing Villain League money is TWICE as worse as stealing their technology. It gets you sent to Prison 42 for a much LONGER time!
  • Grimoors: Well, what else did you expect me to pay him? Our money is no good in his world!
  • Icky: Clearly, you haven't heard of 'MONEY CONVERSION'!!!
  • Grimoors: What does that mean?
  • Iago: IT MEANS YOU CAN GET LEGAL TENDER FROM THAT MONEY, YOU IDIOT!!!
  • Grimoors: WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF?!?
  • Hiccup: You know, Grimoors, arguing won't get you anywhere. Why don't you just forget about it?
  • Grimoors: NEVAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Snotlout: "Then get ready for a butt-whooping, Grim-Dork?!"
  • Grimoors: "Uh-oh! Now, now, let's all be reasonable here!"
  • Everyone pounces and beats him up!
  • Grimoors is sent flying to another wall!
  • Grimoors: "That, wasn't sencerly reasonable."
  • Grymoor: "Sorry bro, you lost fair and square. Now how's about you stop being a jerk and-"

Chapter 7: Heartless Attacks

  • A Loud Roar is heard
  • Fishlegs: "Oh no! It's him!?"
  • Grimoors: "Him who?"
  • Heartless breaks through the roof with a flouting Black Vanguard with him!
  • Grimoors: "ANOTHER NIGHT FURY?!"
  • Grymoor: "A flying magical armor golum?"
  • The Black Vanguard: "Which one of you mortals is Grimoors?"
  • A Stupid Mercenary: "He's the fat muslely guy with the skunk beard and bear cape."
  • Black Vanguard and Heartless look at Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: "OH THANKS ALOT, GROON GOON THE NITWIT?!"
  • Groon: You're welcome, Grimoors!
  • The Black Vanguard grabs Grimoors!
  • Black Vanguard: "Look at this, Heartless. The same fat little boy grow up to be a fat little man. It's hard to believe he blamed your albeit simuler brother Toothless for your murder of this idiot's parents?!"
  • Grimoors: ".... Wha..... What? It.... It was.... The other Night Fury? But..... I smelled Toothless's scent! How could it be-"
  • Black Vanguard: "Then take a GOOD sniff around Heartless, then back to the pet of Hiccup?!"
  • Grimoors: (Does that)... I don't smell that much of a difference.
  • Black Vanguard: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED!!! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF IDIOT?!?
  • Grimoors: Well...I-
  • Black Vanguard: Look at that, guys! This idiot thinks these two smell the same! (They all laugh) Oh, I can't wait to see how Jing and Ding will react to this. YOU'LL BE A LAUGHING STOCK FOREVER!!! (They take Grimoors and fly away)
  • Grygoor: GRIMOORS, NO!!! Why did that Golum took Grimoors away, and who was that and the other Night Fury anyway?
  • Icky: "Uh..... Promise us you won't freak out when we tell you all those words exactly."
  • Soozooboo: "It's bad, isn't it?"
  • Icky: Yeah, to make it short... That was Heartless and the others were Heartless from that leaking keyhole.
  • Hiccup: Plus, I think they just kidnapped him just so they could tease him about his accusations, or even something, worse.
  • Shifu: Yes, Heartless are very... Well... Heartless... That way.
  • Grygoor:... (Sighs) To be honest, I was expecting THAT to happen.... Well, in terms of Grimoors get harsh karma anyway. I guess I should've believed it from the start. Okay, we'll help you guys as long as we save my brother. I know he's a real piece of work, but he's actselly just a trumatised child on the inside.... That also has a nasty opinioned venomious view of the world.
  • Mr. Bronx: Plus, afterwords, we'll have to send Precious back to where she belongs.
  • Private: I actually don't get how Grimoors could confuse a circus dragon for a killer, it's just so-
  • Skipper: Private, we don't have time for unnecessary questions. I do agree it was stupid to Grimoors thinking a circus animal was gonna kill Toothless, but that is not our concern! We've got a job to do.
  • Private: Sorry.
  • Icky: Well, I guess since we won't have to worry about Grimoors trying to kill Toothless anymore, I guess we have time to go over our plan of attack on Jing and Ding's hideout with others without any interruption.
  • Valka: "And we best save the mercenaires as our emergeny escape just in case."

Chapter 8: Jing Du and Ding Ju, And Things Look Bad

Helhimes Gate.

  • The Black Vanguard takes Grimoors through the area where the Red Death originally rested, only now a giant pool of dark engry goo.
  • Grimoors: "Ugh, what a mess! Please tell me that's not where you all use the bathroom!"
  • Black Vanguard: "That's the best part of being a heartless! We can't pee or shit! We don't eat, sleep, or do things mortals do! All we do, is spread darkness around like the common cold!"
  • ???: "PLEASE HELP ME!?"
  • A Vagabond is been dragged by two Pirate Heartless recolors.
  • Vagabond: "No! Please let me go! I promise I wasn't stealing anything! I am just a homeless man! I don't even have underwear! No, no, NOOOO!?"
  • The Two Heartless toss him into the goo screaming!
  • SPLAT!?
  • Grimoors: "..... I don't think, I like where this is going."
  • The Former Vagabond reserviced as a Soldier Heartless recolor.
  • Heartless Vagabond: "Darkness is love. Darkness is life."
  • Grimoors: "...... Yep. I hate this now."
  • Black Vanguard: "You think THAT's bad? Here comes the welcome band."
  • Music begins to play as a red eyed Neoshadow with a Bowler hat appeared as a band of various heartless bosses began to jam!
Corpse Bride OST - 5 Remains of the Day-0

Corpse Bride OST - 5 Remains of the Day-0

  • Grimoors: "........ Seriously? Didn't the series already do that song with-"
  • Black Vanguard: "SHUT IT?!"
  • Black Vanguard takes him to the Thrown room of none other then Jing Du and Ding Ju, two Nightwalker recolors.
  • Ding Ju (Green Nightwalker): "Hello..... Son....."
  • Grimoors: "Wha....... Dad? How did you.... Became THAT?!"
  • Jing Du: "Isn't it obvious? Remember when Heartless killed us? We were reborned from that pool over there as Heartlesses and well, it seemed like a good idea to include everyone in this!"
  • Grimoors: "But, why?! You two were never like this!?"
  • Ding Ju: "We never told you this, but..... Your mother and and I..... Kinda got involved with a Questionable person. As you know, we were herbists. We, were geniuses son. Geniuses that could've revolusionised the world! But those simple Odin worshiping nitwits, refused to see it our way!?"

Flashback.

  • (Ding Ju): "They always mocked us for playing around with plants. Not even Stoick's father could see our potaionial! We were unappresiated!? They always push us around and boss us around but how who's the boss? Who's the boss? Your mother and I. You see, the Man in the black treanch coat, offer us, this beauiful slime that he needed to be created, a series of speical warriors he needed for some grand involvement to a villain group he never mentioned, and he wanted us to perfected it to be used as means to turn people into heartlessifived personas of the host. You see, the goo as it's purist form, can turn people into sentient recolored heartlesses. But modifying it, can make powerful beings, he called to be part of, The Hearts of Darkness union. Now, I don't know, the full extent of his reasoning, but I admire that he offered us to be apart of a grand plan of his. He can turn us, into his speical warriors. However, that was when, Heartless, back when he was uncontroled, ended up prematuring us into what we are now. He gained control thanks to our knowledge of the goo, and we included Erikson, a former outcast, into the black guard armor you see now, when he wanted no more part of some donkus named Alivn. Eventally, the Trenchcoat man came back, and he offered us a test to make us worthy for his includion of speical plans of his. If we can take berk, into a world of darkness, we'll be part of his own grand scemes!"

Reality.

  • Ding Ju: "It taken us, years to perfect our obedient armies even with Vanguard and Heartless, but we're near completion!? Now, our next attack, will be on the painful start of our origin: Berk, where we will turn the unapresiative fools into heartlesses, then, we're gonna COMPLETELY unlock the leaking keyhole, and send the world of Berk, into darkness! Then, the Trench coat man will bring us back, and togather, WE, CAN TAKE ALL THE UNIVERSES INTO DARKNESS?!"
  • Jing and Ding laughed in unison!
  • Grimoors: "That can't be true! My parents would never say that!"
  • Ding Ju: "Sorry kiddo! I'm the heartless who's on top of the world now?!"

(He sings this)

  • Jing Du: "And now son, as a speical treat, we will hold a ceramoany before our berk attack by turning you into a heartless!"
  • Ding Ju: "I bet you'll become a Big Body! Or a Fat Bandit! Or even one of those, Volcanic and Blizzard Lords."
  • Grimoors: "No! Please! I don't wanna be turned into a freak!?"
  • Ding Ju: "Oh, you'll learn to love it soon! Vanguard, kindly take him to the mountain top suite, and uh, make sure he's, comfertable there."
  • The Black Vanguard takes Grimoors to such.
  • Jing Du: "Heartless? Be a good boy and inform the generals that we're ready for a new attack after Grimoors' speical day."
  • Heartless growled obediently and left.

Outside Hellheim's Gate

  • The Grimoors ship hovers above the area.
  • SpongeBob: (They see that the place has been turned into a bit of a fortress)... Wow, what a dark and brooding place. Okay, so do we all remember the plan?
  • Icky: Of course. Let's just hope this will give me proper respect from those... Ominous sprites. I'd hate for those little ladies to be more angry with me than they already are. If they are, I'll be too scared to return to that Temple!
  • Sparx: Hey, look on the bright side. At least you were the one who came up with the circus thing that twharted Grimoors the fat.
  • Icky: Yeah, but I think to truely impress them I have to be able to go through THIS entire mission without ANOTHER screw-up!
  • Astrid: Well, since me, Hiccup, and Toothless are the only ones who have been INSIDE the Red Death's nest. I don't know how many other dragons know what the inside of this place looks like. Trust me, that place is scary with that lava and the Red Death coming up like a shark and chomping up whatever it needs. I suppose since Toothless has been around the place enough times to know what's inside, I think he can guide us.
  • Miguel: I guess the rest of us know what else is in that place since Gemmy and Chrygen showed us the map of the caves.
  • Tulio: At least we know where the Keyhole is, and at least we know how dangerous and how secure the tunnels are. They said that once you're caught, you'll never get out.
  • Grygoor: Well, damn, that's gonna make things more difficult. I hope this plan of yours works, because I'd hate to be one of those ugly monsters.
  • Lord Shen: "But we must also prepare for unexpected surprises. There may be things the History Sprites weren't able to discover that can be used against us by those abominations!"
  • Po: "I thought they were pretty through."
  • Lord Shen: "But true geniuses always keep their worst an upmost secret from even the finest of spies! These, Jing and Ding heartlesses wouldn't've became this powerful if all their tricks are easily learned."
  • Spyro: Well, I sure hope we can handle this. I don't think even Sora and his friends could get through this that easily. In fact, I don't know a time where he EVER went through a fortress like this.
  • Cynder: Let's get started, though. The sooner we get this over with, the better.
  • SpongeBob: Then, in that case, let's go over the plan one more time so we can get started. Do we still have the map Gemmy and Chrygen loaned us?
  • Sam: Do we ever. (Takes it out, and they see the interior of the place)
  • SpongeBob: Let's be reminded of the security. We know of the dark alarm crystals, we know of the crystals that have radioactive magic powers, we know of the black goo traps, and we know of the black goo walls that will overwhelm us if we get caught. If we're going to do this discreetly, we'll have to have a way to avoid detection of those alarm crystals. Merlin, is there a spell that can do that?
  • Merlin: Well, that might require the assistance of an Equinox master, and I'm not much of an expert on that. But Black Kat has given me a spell that will allow us to be immune to black magic detection. Not even Heartlesses can sense us with the spell. But I should say that it isn't a permanent spell, it only lasts an hour.
  • SpongeBob: Great. And with the goo traps, I'm sure you can sense that, but since you can't be in two places at once...you know, even with magic... We'll have to find a way for each of our teams to sense them. You got anything with that?
  • Merlin: I'm not exactly sure. My magic is limited, but I have been working on a spell that can allow people to see darkness sources including those goo traps. The only problem is that it's also temporary, and also lasts an hour.
  • SpongeBob: And last, but not least, we'll have to avoid those radioactive black crystals, because I don't know what that stuff will do to us. It might fry us, but it might also get us caught like a motion-detection system. We'll have to avoid them at all costs....But...how will we know what each of these obstacles look like?
  • Max: Actually, I think Gemmy and Chrygen gave us some photos of those hazards. (Shows them pictures of the alarm crystals, which are black in appearance, the radioactive crystals, which are dark-purple, and the goo pits which are just bubbling partially-invisible pits of black goo that are shaped like square pits, lines, or sinkholes) Wow, these sprites have a lot of details about this place.
  • SpongeBob: Great. So now, all we have to do is go through the strategies we've made. We'll split into 5 teams. The main one will have me, Toothless, Hiccup, and Astrid with us. The others will need superior members with them so no one will make mistakes. Remember that our main target is the Keyhole, and the places we must avoid are the pen of Heartless, and the throne room of Jing and Ding. Also, we'll need to watch out for that Black Vanguard guy. Each of us will be put under Merlin's 2 spells, and we need to get this complete in less than an hour before the spell wears off, and we're more likely to get caught.
  • Kowalski: And disabling the alarm crystals will not be useful to us since removing them could trigger the walls into catching us. In fact, any crystal we remove could get us caught. We'll have to leave them alone if we're going to do this right.
  • SpongeBob: Then we'll do that. Now, let's go through the role of each team. My team will go to the Keyhole, another team will go and watch over Jing and Ding, another will go try and rescue Grimoors, another will watch over Heartless the Night Fury, and the last one will have to try and find the possible source of the security and disable it, that way we'll have an easier advantage.
  • Icky: Well, the map says that there is a source of the security. There is a heart in one of the chambers which is a large gooey mass that looks like the brain of the security system. I can imagine it won't be easy destroying it without setting off the alarm.
  • SpongeBob: And last, but not least, we'll need to go over what we will do once we're in the clear. Once my team reaches the Keyhole and gives the signal, the people watching over Jing and Ding, and Heartless, and incapacitate them, all without being caught because if we just physically attack them, there's a high possibility the walls will reach out and trap us. And again, we must do this all in less than 1 hour before our cloaking spells wear out, or until we successfully disable the heart of the security. If we can do all this right, we can show ourselves, and nothing will be able to stop us. So, are we ready to get started? (Everyone mumbles in agreement) Alright. Let's start with choosing who will be in who's team. Me, Hiccup, Astrid, and Toothless will be in the main group. Spyro, you lead the team spying on Jing and Ding. Cynder, you lead the team to spy on Heartless. Valka, you and Grimoors will lead the team to rescue Grimoors, and Lord Shen, you, Merlin and Shifu will lead the team to disable the security system. Any questions? (No one raises their hand, wing, tail, or tentacle) Great! Let's do this!
  • Icky: "Wait, I just realise something...... What if they have automatic anti-air defences?"
  • Lord Shen: "Fortunately, heartless are byproducts of old world darkspawn. And these heartless were made from people still in the medievil ages. They have little knowledge of such devices."
  • Icky: "Just thought I ask."
  • ???: "WEEEEE!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
  • Patrick: "GAAAAH?! FLYING MONKEYS!?"
  • Spongebob: "Don't be silly patrick, they're FLYING HEARTLESSES!?"
  • An Army of Air Soldier recolors, Screah Ghosts recolors, Gargoyle Heartless recolors, Air Pirate recolors, Battleship Heartless Recolors, all lead by a Wizard Heartless Recolor!
  • Wizard Heartless: "YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
  • Icky: "..... Or, they could also have the flying guys to serve as protaction."
  • Wizard Heartless: "Those who tresspass on sacred grounds, prepare to be boarded by....... Dramatic effect...... Karl the Amazing?!"
  • Icky: ".... Carl?"
  • Karl: "Only with a K."
  • Snotlout: "Wait..... I heard of you! You were that crappy amatur magdition from Hhemmend! One of the previously attacked villages WAY before Ugoma!"
  • Karl: "That's FORMERLY CRAPPY Magditon to you, Snothog?!"
  • Snotlout: "SNOTLOUT!?"
  • Karl: "Thanks to Jing and Ding, I have been made better by the powers of dark magic! I have become their most fateful wizard! And I had LONG predicted your silly attempt on us?! I have gathered all of our air forces to intersept you and your friends, and take you all to the pool to be Heartlessifived!?"
  • Hiccup: "Karl, listen to us! That goo is dangerious! It malmitulated Jing, Ding, Erikson, and Toothless's brother into being what they are not! We need to stop that keyhole before that goo is misused for something that'll be bad to pretty much everyone! We'll promise we'll have the High Council to find a way to cure you guys somehow! Jima told us that fixing the keyhole would seal your fates, but, I think there may be a way to help you!"
  • Karl: "Help me? You call turning me back into a dollar store magditon helping!? I do seriously legit magic now! I'm a wizard! I even got a cool hat from it!"
  • Astrid: "Karl, that darkness is messing with your head! You are only being a slave to a pile of goob! Even Jing and Ding, plus Heartless, are slaves to that stuff!"
  • Karl: "Pfft! You think the pool is the boss of us? ACCK!? WRONG!? I am pretty sure my little trickers got the jump on you with my FREE mind!?"
  • Chrygen and Gemmy appeared.
  • Skipper: "(Gasps)! Savatoshed!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Traitors?!"
  • Gemmy: "Silly, silly lougers! Didn't you figured it out? We were AMONG THE DEAD SPIES!?"
  • Chrygen and Gemmy turned into their true forms! Chrygen is a recolor Screwdiver Heartless, and Gemmy is a Bouncywild Heartless
  • ?Gemmy?: "And allow us to reveil who we REALLY are! I am Wildflower. This is my BHFF, Best Heartless Friend Forever, Cold Deep Sea. But I tots like to call her CDS."
  • CDS (Formerly Chrygen): "We got you stupid heroes good."
  • Lord Shen: "But why did you exposed your security measures?!"
  • Wildflower: "HA!? YOU ACTSELLY BELIEVED KARL'S LITTLE MAGICAL PICTURE EDITING!? The only security we ever needed, was the million heartlesses patroling the area!"
  • CDS: "Seriously? You believed in "Alarm Christails"? Dudes, (Chuckles), you guys are totally dumb! And yet your the same guys who humiliated Black Vanguard?"
  • Spyro: "So all of those were lies!?"
  • Wildflower: "That's the trouble with you heroes. Your too trusting to random people that appeared from nowhere!"
  • CDS: "Seriously, Jing and Ding wouldn't really be successful for so long, if chumps like you can surprise us so easily!"
  • Karl: "And making you guys look paraniod about our "Security system" was just for a laugh! YOU ACTSELLY, ORGINISED A PLAN, FOR A MADE-UP SECURITY SYSTEM!?"
  • The Heartlesses laughed!
  • Hiccup: "You don't understand! This darkness is clouding your judgement!"
  • Karl: "Oh, lighten up, Hiccup. The Pool will lighten you up.... Seriously though, who names their kid that? That's not a cool name, and I'm embarrised to say it. I mean seriously, Hiccup. "Ohh, watch out for (HIC)"!"
  • The Heartlesses laughed
  • Icky: "Oh you guys are asses!?"
  • Karl: I know! Take them away! (The Heartless army does that)

Jima's Temple

  • Jima: (Senses this) Oh, dear! I should've known those two were with them.... Come to think of it, why were they working with us for several years?
  • ???: I don't know, but I think may have to consider a new plan. (The King and Queen History Sprite came in)
  • King Sprite: We knew they were trouble, anyway. So, what do we do, Jima? Should we help those guys?
  • Queen Sprite: Yeah, should we? I think we owe that Ichthyornis bird an apology for how rough our workers have been on them.
  • Jima: You guys knew about that?
  • Queen Sprite: Yeah, one of our workers told us what he did to them. I think we should make up for them scaring him by giving them some aid. We may prefer to be less-coordinated, but we do have the courage to curse or kill someone, so that gives us a good advantage. We should probably get the survivors of the villages the Heartless attacked to help them out.
  • King Sprite: Considering how many dragons that Hiccup character has gotten into contact with since Valka and Drago, I think we'd have a greater advantage over the Heartless. I'm sure there's a whole army of dragons to help save the day. Should we contact the boy's village friends to start the rescue?
  • Jima:... Yes, I believe that should be appropriate. It'll be very tough for those guys to get out on their own, so I guess they'll need some help.
  • King Sprite: Then let's get started....

Ugoma.

  • Repairs are nearly finished.
  • Gobber: "Good news John. I think we're just about done with this. Ugoma will be good as new pretty soon."
  • John: Excellent! I hope your friends will be able to get this mission done by now.
  • Father McGreg: Maybe. Perhaps this legend is as real as I believe it might be.
  • ???: And you're right. (The King and Queen Sprite appear with Jima)
  • Jima: The legend is indeed real. And we should tell you that the heroes aren't doing very well, and might need your help.
  • John: OUR help? You want US to help?
  • King Sprite: Of course. We'll get the help of the rest of the attacked villages, and together, we might be able to pull it off.
  • Gobber: Well, okay. I haven't felt like going into action since the Boneknapper. Let's go. Tell us what is going on along the way!

Helhimes Gate.

  • The Lougers and the other heroes have been bounded to the walls by dark magic, as new music plays.
  • Grimoors is seen wrapped in ceramonial looking rope.
  • Grimoors: "Now what?! Another song!?"
Welcome to the forty thieves - lyrics

Welcome to the forty thieves - lyrics

  • Icky: "Well, a heartless verson of "Welcome to the 40 theives". Now I seen everything."
  • Jing Du: "Now, Heartless, will you do us the honor, and drop Grimoors, into the pool?"
  • Heartless grined malisiously, as it grabbed Grimoors and reached a high enough area!
  • Karl: "EVERYONE, LET'S COUNT IT DOWN!?"
  • CDS: "SWEET!?"
  • Wildflower: "YAY!?"
  • Heartlesses: "10, 9, 8,"
  • Grimoors: "NO PLEASE, NO NO!? I DON'T WANNA BE A FREAK!? DON'T DO THIS TO ME!? I RATHER GO TO JAIL THEN THIS!?"
  • Heartless: "4, 3, 2, 1?!"
  • Grimoors: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO--"
  • Heartless Drops him!
  • Suddenly, an explosion is heard, and out came several other dragons, as well as the survivors of the attacked villages, Gobber, Jima, and the History Sprites
  • Gobber: (Riding his Boneknapper) LET'S SAVE THESE GUYS, AND FAST! (The History Sprites grabbed Grimmors, untied him, and carry him away from the black pool, and the dragons free the rest of the other imprisoned dragons, and the Vikings free the Lodgers and heroes)
  • Jing: NO!! THEY'RE FREEING THE PRISONERS!!! SOMEBODY STOP THEM!
  • Wildflower: We'll take care of this, boss! (She and CDS fly in and begin using their powers to get the History Sprites away from Grimoors, causing him to fall straight towards the black pool, but Toothless and Hiccup grab him in time)
  • Hiccup: I don't think so! (They bring Grimoors to Grygoor and his mercenaries. They try to get him out of the place, but Heartless the Night Fury blocks their path and roars at them)
  • Ding: DON'T LET GRIMOORS GET AWAY!
  • Gobber: Hey! (Jing and Ding look behind them to see Gobber and his Boneknapper, which smacks them into a wall)
  • Jing: ANYONE, SOMEONE, MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET TO THE KEYHOLE!!!
  • CDS: We'll take care of it, boss! (They fly down the tunnel, and reach a leaking keyhole, and they surround it with a black gooey barrier)
  • Wildflower: That'll keep them from getting any ideas. HEARTLESS?!? (Heartless the Night Fury blocks the barrier, and the two dark Heartless fly away)
  • Ding: HEARTLESSES, ATTACK! (Hundreds of Heartless begin surrounding the heroes, and overwhelm them to the point of them being surrounded)
  • Ruffnut: We're surrounded!
  • Jing: Did you really think we weren't prepared for your friends? Did you? We've got hundreds of Heartless, even you are no match for them.
  • Ding: Face it, heroes, you've lost! Berk will soon be ours, and our benefactor will make us honorary additions to his plans.
  • Skipper: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!?
  • Karl: "Good luck with that! Besides, even IF you gotten to the keyhole, ONLY A KEYBLADE CAN FIX IT?! And, I can safely doubt, NONE OF YOU FOOLS HAVE ONE!?"
  • ???: Oh, really? (Sora, Donald, and Goofy arrive)
  • Jima: Well, it's about time you guys showed up.
  • Lord Shen: You called Sora and his friends to help us?
  • Jima: Well, how else were you going to stop that Keyhole without any Keyblades, magic? Only a Keyblade can fix a Keyhole. I knew the plan you thought was going to work was going to backfire in the end when you find out YOU HAVE NO KEYBLADES!
  • Icky: Oh, geez, now you sprites are going to hate ALL of us now.
  • Sora: Hey, we sensed darkness in Berk, anyway. We couldn't find it until Jima showed us where it was.
  • Donald: Seriously, how would these things wind up in Non-Disney worlds? Isn't Kingdom Hearts technically Disney?
  • Sora: I guess Keyholes are not disney exclusive and they can exist in many worlds.
  • Goofy: Yeah, Donald, you can't really argue with certain consistencies and plots.
  • Donald: Ahh, phooey!
  • Jing: GET THEM! (Sora and his friends are able to battle off the Heartless, and free the heroes from their grasp)
  • Sora: Show us where the Keyhole is, and we'll take care of it in a second!
  • Merlin: As you wish. (Teleports them to the Keyhole location, which they soon realize is blocked with a black gooey barrier as well as Heartless the Night Fury, who roars at them)
  • Donald: (Clucks like a chicken, and tries running, but Lord Shen grabs him)
  • Lord Shen: Don't you chicken out on us, duck!
  • Donald: Sorry.
  • Mushu: So how are we supposed to get past this?
  • Shifu: Well, we can't hurt or kill him, he's pretty important to Toothless. We'll have to- (Puss walks up to Heartless, and stomps on his leg again, causing him to roar in pain)
  • Donkey: Damn, Puss, don't you think that's getting old?
  • Puss: The classics never die senior, (laughs), (Heartless smacks Puss away as he cat screams, and smacks into Goofy)
  • Hiccup: (Heartless prepares to fire a plasma blast at them) WHOA, WATCH OUT!
  • Lord Shen: (Uses his cannon to stop the blast from killing them as the two collide and explode) Clearly, you forgot I had these things.
  • Jing: Face it, heroes, you'll never get to that Keyhole, it's too protected.
  • Merlin: You do realize we have magic, right? (Magically removes the black goo barrier, but it rapidly regenerates, and starts blasting black goo at them as they dodge)
  • Ding: There, you see? That barrier is made of the goo, so it's got a mind of it's own. It will be impossible to destroy it.
  • Kowalski: Sora, you're an expert in fighting Heartless stuff, you have any idea how to remove this barrier?
  • Sora: I would tell you if that Night Fury wasn't in our path. (Heartless roars at them, and starts to pounce towards the group, and Merlin magically freezes him in place)
  • Merlin: Freeze! (He teleports him away) My GOD, that was easy!
  • Sora: Great. Now I can- (Suddenly, Black Vanguard and Karl appear in their path) OH, COME ON!!!
  • Black Vanguard: You're not going near that Keyhole!
  • Karl: Not when we're around. We'll never let what we have become get taken away from us. (Merlin teleports them away, but they just come right back thanks to Jing and Ding)
  • Jing: Do you think we're not that powerful? BECAUSE WE ARE!
  • Black Vangaurd: "Hold still, you bloody twits!?"
  • Skipper: "TAKE COVER?!"
  • The Lougers dodge attacks from Karl and Black Vanguard!
  • CDS carries Wildflower up above.
  • Wildflower: "Place me somehwere where I can get a good shot!"
  • CDS: "Sure!" (She carries Wildflower to a secluded area where she prepares to fire some black goo)
  • Wildflower:... I have you now!... (Icky appears right behind her. Icky suddenly punches the two of them to the ground where the others noticed their knocked out bodies)
  • Icky: HAH! Didn't see THAT coming, did you? HAH! Now those sprites are sure to give me some respect.
  • A recolored Stealth Sneak appears before Icky!
  • The Stealh Sneak roared!
  • Icky: "SHIT!?"
  • Icky runs away as the Stealth Sneak attepts to snag Icky with it's tongue!
  • Iago: Mess with THAT bird, huh? (Flies down and strikes his eye, causing it to bleed in black goo, and it retreats)
  • Icky: Wow!... Thanks, Iaggy.
  • Iago:...'Iaggy'? What kind of nickname is that? It sounds like a Shakespearian porno!
  • Icky: Okay, sorry I ever said that.... (Scoffs) Iaggy! (Laughs)
  • Iago: If I wasn't the reformed parrot I was today, I'd smack you in your inside beak right now.
  • Icky: Whatever, I punched some Heartless traitors unconscious, that means I'm finally gonna have some respect from those sprites! (He and Iago fly down to help the others while they're still fighting Black Vanguard and Karl) Well, just in case these sprites don't impress easy, I could also prove it to them by kicking the black gooey shit out of these guys!
  • Iago:... That's twice as nasty as your 'down like brown' joke.
  • Icky: Okay, let's just kick his ass! (They join the fight against the two)
  • Icky and Iago fly around Black Vanguard to annoy him!
  • Black Vanguard: "HEY!? HOLD STILL, YOU BIRDS!?"
  • Karl: "Vanguard, don't bother with them, we have bigger concerns right n-" (The Lodgers punch Black Vanguard to pieces, and Karl is smacked to a wall and knocked out)
  • Hiccup: Thanks for the distraction, guys!
  • Jing: "Oh no! Ding dear, we need to do something!"
  • Ding: "...... I got an idea."
  • Ding casted a spell that blinded everyone in a foggy shadow!
  • Icky: "AW MAN!? THOSE CHEATERS?!"
  • Private: "This fog is so thick, you can cut it open."
  • Valka: "What the- Hey, unhand me?!"
  • Laughs are heard!
  • The Fog clears up, as Jing and Ding held Valka over the goo!
  • Hiccup: "MOTHER?!"
  • Spongebob: "VALKA!?"
  • Icky: "Oh, that's so super-cheating!"
  • Ding: "EVERYONE STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, OR THIS BABE'S GOING TO THE POOL!?"
  • Astrid: "You, wouldn't, dare!"
  • Jing: Oh, really? (They both drop her, but then she grabs onto Jing, and Jing tries to get her off) HEY! GET OFF OF ME!!!
  • Valka: (Punches Jing in the face, and jumps off from him onto a safe ledge) Dear God!
  • Ding: (They see her on the ledge, and she appears to have no way to get out) Oh, do you think that can save you? (Creates a black laser that destroys the platform, causing it to slowly collapse)
  • Jing: (Recovers from his attack) THAT DAMN BIMBO! I'll show her! (Blasts a laser and makes the collapsing faster)
  • SpongeBob: Guys, she needs our help!
  • Astrid: We're on it! (The Dragon Riders hop onto their dragons, and begin flying them into battling Jing and Ding)
  • Hiccup: (While Hiccup's friends hold off Jing and Ding, Hiccup and Toothless rush off to Valka's aid, but before they can reach her, Heartless smacks them into a wall as they crash onto the ground, and Heartless stands in front of them) Oh my GOD, that hurt! (Toothless backs off of Heartless) Toothless, don't! I know it's your brother, but are you gonna let him stop us? I'd say it's worth the risk to fight back. (Toothless nods 'no') Come on, Toothless, I'm your friend. Do it for me, and the rest of us! (Heartless prepares to fire a plasma blast, but after Toothless think through it for a while, he runs in front of Hiccup, and takes the blast for him, roaring in pain) TOOTHLESS, NO!!!
  • Sir Hiss: (The Lodgers gasp) GOOD HEAVENS!!!
  • Astrid: (She and the Dragon Riders see this) OH MY, GOD!!
  • Hiccup: Toothless! You didn't have to do that! (Toothless moans in injury, and Hiccup starts softly sobbing, but when Heartless sees this, things change for him. He starts seeing visions of his young days with Toothless, and this seems to leak the corruption out of him through his tears)
  • Squidward: Wait a minute, something's happening to Heartless!
  • Hiccup: What? (Sees that Heartless' strange mutations are disappearing. His large teeth are shrinking, and his battle wounds heal except for the wings. Heartless surprisingly roars in agony, and nudges Toothless as he starts weakening)... Heartless, you're... You've de-corrupted! (Heartless starts backing off in fear) Whoa, wait a minute, I don't blame you for this! (Heartless flies off) COME BACK!!...
  • Sparx:... Wow, things just took a mixed turn.
  • Spyro: Let's not worry about that, we have to save Valka! Some of us have to stay and tend for Toothless, I don't think he'll survive that long.
  • Trixie: Yeah, we can't let him wind up like Stoick! (The aerial Lodgers fly up to help Valka while the others tend for Toothless as Hiccup is seen watching over him)
  • Hiccup:... I can't believe he sacrificed his life for me. Just like my father did.
  • Icky: Wow, perhaps he hasn't gotten over his actions that caused Stoick's death after all.
  • Merlin: Not to worry, I have a spell that will heal him. (Magically casts a sprinkling green energy flurry that surrounds Toothless as his wounds and injuries are slowly healing)... Come on, magic, don't let us down! (When the spell finishes, Toothless doesn't seem to be moving)
  • Hiccup:... Toothless, speak to me!... TOOTHLESS!!... (A tear falls down his face, and as he slowly starts to sink in for 10 seconds, Toothless suddenly starts licking Hiccup) Whoa-what the--?!? (Toothless gets up alive, and mimics laughter) Oh, thank Odin, Toothless, you really had me there! But come on, you know that doesn't wash out!
  • Icky: Well, I saw THAT coming.
  • Hiccup: Well, I guess I can see why you faked us out like that. It was so you can beat Heartless by reminding him of your good times as hatchlings.
  • Fidget: Tired cliché, but apparently affective. (Toothless calls out for Heartless, but he doesn't respond. Toothless does this again, but there is no response again)
  • Hiccup: Let it go, Toothless. We'll deal with him later.
  • Valka: (The aerial Lodgers arrive with her)... Is he okay?
  • Kowalski: Yeah, apparently Toothless faked us and Heartless out with playing dead so he could dig deep into Heartless' good side, and drain the corruption straight out of him.
  • Crane: Pretty unexpected, huh?
  • Icky: Oh, I wouldn't bet on it, that's just such a common cliché for us, I'm starting to get used to it.
  • Karl, Black Vanguard, Wildflower and CDS stood in shock.
  • Karl: "That, did not, just happen!"
  • Black Vanguard: "Did, that, actselly happen? Heartless, HAS a heart?"
  • Wildflower: "...... But, he was the first ever to absorb the ooze, and had it for a long time.... How.... How can that be possable?"
  • CDS: "Dudes, awesome plot-twist."
  • The other look at her with annoyed stares.
  • Karl: "I take it your the dumb but hot type."
  • Black Vanguard: "Safe bet on that one."
  • Wildflower: "But seriously? The ooze is defeated by love?"
  • CDS: "Well, it has been said to be a very powerful emotion, like, alot, so.... Hey, there is the saying "Love congures all"."
  • Jing and Ding are equally shocked!
  • Jing Du: "....... Ding..... I.... I never knew, Heartless was, CAPABLE of that..."
  • Ding Ju: "THIS IS BAD!? IF THE BLACK TRENCH COAT MAN EVER DISCOVERS THIS, WE'RE DONE FOR?!"
  • Jing Du: "Now now, Ding, remember your blood pressure!"
  • Ding Ju: "I'M A FREAKING RECOLOR OF A NIGHT-WALKER HEARTLESS!? I DON'T HAVE BLOOD TO BE PRESSURED!? Maybe, maybe he doesn't have to know about this! Maybe, maybe we can hide this from him, and-"
  • ???: "I am not a very easy man to lie to."
  • Ding screams like a girl, as a silluetted figure stood in a shadowed side of the Dark Goo Pool.
  • Jing Du: "..... Oh dear...."
  • Ding Ju: "Black Trench Coat man!"
  • The Figure reveils himself to be Xehanort.
  • Lougers: "XEHANORT?!"
  • Hiccup: ".... It was you.... You were the one who turned Heartless into a monster?"
  • Boy Sora: "I'm almost not surprised, since this concerned Heartless and Keyholes!"
  • Ding Ju: "Sir, please, about that thing with Heartless, it, it was a fluke, my lord! I promise it will be corrected and-"
  • Xehanort: "I'm afraid, you are not destined to be a victor here."
  • Ding Ju: "Wha-wah-wah-wha?"
  • Xehanort: "You see.... You, and your little friends, were nothing, but prototypes, of true servents of darkness."
  • The Silluetted Hearts of Darkness Union is seen.
  • Xehanort: "Haven't you even wondered why I never came back after our last meeting?"
  • Ding Ju: "Well, being involved with the leage I understood, is excessive work, and uh-"
  • Xehanort: "MORE THEN THAT! It's because I sensed you would eventally fail! You two are reckless! Your too quick to share the glories of darkness that it got THEM to noticed! Yes, your stragigest and numbers are great, but you failed, because you didn't understood the problem, of the weakness of corruption. Had you understood, you would've been able to shield against such weaknesses! But instead, you thought the purest form of this engry would protact him alone. But it didn't. That's why I never told the leage about that abomination, or you twats for that matter! Your destin, for humiliating failure! I only needed you two for perfected dark engry intaintable to love. I never expected that stupid beast would end up become a tool for you two simple herbests!"
  • Ding Ju: "Sir, please! Give us another chance! We were able to make the goo like that for you! Maybe we just need to-"
  • Xehanort levitates them off the ground, and torwords him!
  • Xehanort: "You two are nothing but embarising, idiotic drones of darkness!"
  • Ding Ju: "But, you said-"
  • Xehanort: "ANY PROMISE, I HAD MADE WITH YOU, IS FORFIT, CAUSE OF HOW STUPID YOU TURN OUT?! Get ready, to forever rot, in a speical, darkest place of Kingdom Hearts, not even hearts as dark as Malefor himself, can never escape from!"
  • Jing Du: "No! No please!?"
  • Ding Ju: "We'll make it up for you! Give us another chance!"
  • Xehanort closed a violent grip, as Ding and Jing started to bleed in smokey darkness!
  • Grimoors: "MOTHER!? FATHER!?"
  • Fishlegs: "AGGGH?!"
  • Gilda: "DAMN!?"
  • Icky: "HOLY SHIT TACOS ON A ICE TEA?!"
  • Astrid: "He did not do what I think he did?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Aye..... He did."
  • Jing and Ding scream as the dark smoke completely consume them, and then vanished.
  • Xehanort said nothing as he and the silluetted Hearts of Darkness, vanished.
  • Grimoors: "....... Did.... That man.... Just....."
  • Grymoor: "Grimoors...... I am sorry about this."
  • Karl: "Masters...... No....."
  • Black Vanguard: "....... Yikes...... And we wanted to impress that guy?"
  • Wildflower: "Jing.... Ding...."
  • CDS: "....... Wow..... Major buzz kill, man."
  • Patrick: Do it again, I was confused!
  • Silence.
  • Patrick: "..... Sorry."
  • Boy Sora: If that's his way of asking what exactly happened, then I'll just explain. When a Heartless is deemed too much of a failure, he is given the worst punishment possible. It's true form is taken away permanently, leaving it with no true physical form, and therefore with no way to fight and the only place it can be useful is at the dreaded End of the World place where they are unable to leave, or go back to being their normal selves again.
  • Grimoors: You mean... My parents are...
  • Boy Sora: Permanently gone, and reduced to nothing but pure darkness, never to be normal again.
  • Grimoors:... No!... NOOO!! (Lays on the floor crying)
  • Grygoor: I'm so sorry, Grimoors. There's nothing you could've done. But at least you still have me.
  • Boy Sora: The best thing we can do is to fix the Keyhole.
  • Karl: Oh, I don't think so, pal! Even though our masters are gone, we STILL won't allow you to take away what we have.
  • Black Vanguard: Yeah! I'm NOT going back to working with Alvin again. He doesn't give me the respect and credibility I deserved, so THIS is my destiny now.
  • Donald: We all know who's gonna win this fight, buddy!
  • Karl: What was that? Do you have laryngitis or something? (He and Vanguard laugh out loud)
  • Donald: (Taking out his Keyblade) WHY YOU?!?
  • Goofy: Donald, no! (Donald runs in to attack, but Black Vanguard smacks him to the ground)
  • Donald: OOF!
  • Black Vanguard: From now on, I'M the leader of this place.
  • Karl: I'm sorry, YOU are the leader? Since when?
  • Black Vanguard: Since I declared it just now. You got a problem with that?
  • Karl: Uh, yeah, you're not really qualified for it, you're basically just a dumb ox that only wants respect. I'm smarter than that, so I should be leader.
  • Black Vanguard: You couldn't outsmart Daffy Duck, you pile of shit!
  • Karl: HEY, WHAT MAKES YOU MORE QUALIFIED TO BE LEADER?!?
  • Black Vanguard: Because not only did I call it first, but I was corrupted BEFORE you, so that counts as twice the potential.
  • Karl: You can't just be the leader because you called it first and came out first.
  • Black Vanguard: Yes I can! I came closer to beating these misfits than you did, so IN YOUR FACE!!
  • Karl: OH, REALLY?!? Well, why don't you prove it? (Black Vanguard smacks Karl into the pool, and since he is already corrupted, it has no effect. He climbs out of the pool, and back onto the surface) THAT HURT!
  • Black Vanguard: Yeah, that's right. If you were normal, I would've beaten you on the spot with that move, so again, IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!!
  • Karl: Yeah? Well, I say right back at you! (Punches his head off)
  • Icky: Something tells me they're gonna fight.
  • Black Vanguard: Oh, IT'S SO ON, YOU BIG TURD!! (Puts his head back on, and the two begin to fight)
  • Icky: Yep, I knew it!
  • Boy Sora: Quick, while they're distracted! (The heroes escape while the two were fighting)
  • Karl: I never liked you from the second I was paired up with you.
  • Black Vanguard: NEITHER DID I FROM THE SECOND YOU WERE CORRUPTED!! YOU SUCKED... ASS!!
  • Karl:... Wait a minute, where is the Lodgers? (They find them gone)...
  • Black Vanguard:... YOU IDIOT! (Smacks him) YOU LET US DISTRACT OURSELVES FROM THEM!!
  • Karl: Just shut up and follow them! (They do that)
  • Icky: "Surprise Banana peels!?"
  • Icky tossed some Banana peels, and caused Vanguard to slip up, and fell on top of Karl!
  • CLANG!?
  • Karl: "OWCH?!"
  • CDS: "Now what? Too many of the other heartlesses are like, dramatised from what that Trench Coat guy did, and Vanguard and Karl...."
  • Karl's muffled voice: "GET, OFF OF ME YOU TIN MENACE!?"
  • CDS: ".... Yeah, that."
  • Wildflower: "We can't turn back into History Sprites! I always HATED History! I sucked at painting, and books, BORE me! We need to do something!"
  • CDS: "Well, that like depends. What if getting rid of the pool AND fixing the keyblade, only gets rid of the goo, and not much else?"
  • Wildflower: ".....Uh.... Ya know, this IS the first time a Keyhole leaks, and, this IS the first time, sentient heartless exist, so... I am curious to this."
  • CDS: "So, if we're lucky, we won't spontaniously become lame little fairy people again."
  • Wildflower bonks CDS on the head!
  • Wiildflower: "LAME LITTLE SPRITE PEOPLE, YOU MEAN YOU DUNDERHEAD!?"
  • CDS: "Well, aren't Sprites and Fairies the same kind of mythical creatures? I mean, they're both tiny flying magical people. I never get why that's offenceive to a History Sprite, or, any Sprite for that matter. I never made sense of it, dude."
  • Wildflower: "Well we need to stop those guys or-"
  • ???: "Uh, actselly."
  • Wildflower and CDS look to see the Lougers and other heroes.
  • Spongebob: "Sora already got the keyhole fixed and.... Well, all it did was sucked the goo back in and...."
  • Icky: "Your still freaks."
  • Astrid: "Well, Jima did say that even if the Keyhole's fixed, it can't return the victims to normal."
  • CDS: "Oh hey, your in luck, Wildfower. We're not gonna be lame again. Hey Karl, your still Karl the Amazing!"
  • Karl barely lifts off Vanguard!
  • Karl: "Even when we lost?"
  • CDS: "Yeah, and Vanguard can still not work for Alvin."
  • Black Vanguard: "Oh well. You win some, ya lose some. Long as I don't have to deal with Alivn again, who cares about sending worlds to darkness anyway?"
  • Karl: "Ok, ok, whatever! NOW GET OFF OF ME!?"
  • CDS and Wildflower stuggle to lift Black Vanguard off of Karl!
  • Icky: ".... Ok, now what do we do with these guys?"
  • Hiccup: "Bigger questions is.... What do we do with all of them?"
  • Alot of recolored Heartlesses are seen.
  • Astrid: "I wish I could see these people go back to having lives again. It's no life to be, this, for the rest of your life."
  • Snotlout: "So, with obvious exception to those 4, what are we gonna do with these guys?"
  • Lord Shen: "Hmm....... Real Ansem studies darkness, correct? Perhaps he can know a thing or too about, these kind of matters."
  • Goofy: "Well, chances are, this might be pretty new to him."
  • ???: "I believe Heartless the Night Fury already gave an answer."
  • Ansem the Wise appeared.
  • Real Ansem: "It's obvious this corruption cures itself, through remembering who you are in reality."
  • Icky: "So, we remind these people who they once were, they demutante iback into normal people?"
  • Real Ansem: "It's mostly a throey, but if it works for a seemingly inchangeable creature like a rouge, it's virtually a garrentie."
  • Real Ansem vanished.
  • Hiccup: "So, all we have to do, is get people to remember. We're gonna need the History Sprites, and Grimoors ship for this."
  • Grimoors: "Go ahead and take the bloody thing! It was made from false anger!? I, I am gonna go back being a miserable bear hunter again!"
  • Grymoor: "Sorry brother, but, your still gonna have to come with us."
  • Grimoors: "What do you mean by that? I'm nothing but a parentless twat!?"
  • Mr. Bronx: "It's just that there's STILL the matter of your using leage contraband money and tec! Your coming with us to meet justice!"
  • Grimoors: "Oh what makes you twits think they won't arrest ya and jail you up!?"
  • Mr. Bronx: "We'll testify. It'll promise us as least a warning and community service."
  • Two Mercenaries grab Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: "Oh, boggers."
  • Wildflower and CDS finally got Karl out!
  • Black Vanguard: "Ok, first order of business, I propose a new name for our little group."
  • Karl: "YOUR LITTLE GROUP?!"
  • Black Vanguard and Karl agrued again!
  • CDS and Wildflower sighed.
  • Cynder: "..... What do we do to them since they don't want to turn back?"
  • Hiccup: ".... I'll, think of something."
  • Toothless moans.
  • Hiccup: "Don't worry Toothless.... We might encounter your brother again someday. He's obviously gonaa be, absint for awhile."
  • Black Vanguard and Karl argue!
  • Icky: "Hey, uh, ladies, when Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Jerk done arguing, tell them to come aboard Grimoors' ship's final maiden voyage to get these heartlesses want to be people again, and we're genious enough to disinclude you guys since you obviously HATED your normal lives."
  • CDS: "Sure dude."
  • Wildflower: "But they're pretty much gonna be like this for a few extended minutes, so no rush."

Hours later AFTER all the Heartlesses returned to normal except a certain 4.

  • Grimoors is seen in GFED Handcuffs as a series of ships have Grimoors' ship chained.
  • Mr. Bronx came up to the remaining Heartlessifived quidet.
  • Mr. Bronx: "So, since you guys have no plans to become human again, what're you guys gonna do now?"
  • Karl: "It's been undesided."
  • Black Vanguard: "Standstill."
  • CDS: "Well, while they did agree to retire from evil over all and junk thanks to that Trench Coat guy being.... Mello harshness, they haven't really desided what to do instead."
  • Wildflower: "Well, I ain't going back to the History Sprites, that's for sure. Betrayal isn't, tolerable to them."
  • CDS: "Yeah, and me and WF were sorta, outcasts anyway for not taking History Sprite culture to, heart and stuff. Karl doesn't wanna go back to be a lame flea market magdition again, and BV doesn't wanna crawl back to that Alivn lame-o."
  • Mr. Bronx: "Well, it's a shame you lost those two chinese heartless friends of yours. Grimoors is, not taking it well too."
  • Karl: ".... Why bother being nice to us, anyway? We're freaks! Afronts! Byproducts of evil! You should be shitting your pants!"
  • Mr. Bronx: "Well, ma didn't raise me to discriminate against anyone, not even people that sometimes don't know any better. No misdeed can ever be bad enough, or should be, to make people discriminate against someone. Shoot, if alot of people understood that more, there be alot less bad people in the universes."
  • Karl: "Well they don't! It's great I still have awesome magic, but at the price that I look like a processed muppet reject! It would be impossable to impress people with my awe inspiring magic if they all go "AGGH?! HELP, AHH!? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES?! IT'S A SCARY MONSTER?!"."
  • Black Vanguard: "Gah, people avoided me even when I was a human."
  • Karl: "That's because your name was "Erikson the Murderious". That makes even mental retards avoid you?!"
  • Black Vanguard: "Besides the point, shrimp!?"
  • Bronx: "Now now, y'all, we mustn't fight. It never solves anything, even if it's against extremely unreasonable people. It only leaves everyone hurt in the end."
  • Black Vanguard: "Oh great! We've been preached to by a freelance chicken engineer."
  • Bronx: "I'm a rooster."
  • Karl: "Which is asentually a male chicken."
  • Bronx: "..... Yeah, that is true."
  • Karl: "So, got any clues what those aliens are gonna do with ya, rooster?"
  • Bronx: "Well, they said my community service will be for me to become an engineer for this place called "The Equestian Reforming Monistairy" as a periment job in return to testify against Grimoors. Grygoor has been requested that he and all mercenaires retire from the mercenarisum and become village guards for all those still recovering villages."
  • Karl: "Great.... At least you get a happy ending."
  • Wildflower: "Yeah..... We don't have a home anymore..... We can't live in Helhimes Gate cause.... It's emtpy now. The History Sprites will never accept me, CDS, and these two into the temple. We can't go to any village or that outcast island without people screaming at us or donning pitch forks and torches!"
  • Bronx: "Well, ya can't stay lonely and wondering too. That's a depressing life. Not to mention if that scary human from before realises that you 4 are left, he might do the same to you 4 as he did to yer friends."
  • Karl: "Well we're not gonna be humans/Sprites again if that's what your trying to mingle on us!"
  • Bronx: "I wasn't trying that. I am just saying you guys need a home to be safe from people like the scary human, where other people who made bad desidions can relate to you reguardless of what you are, what you look like or even if you had a pretty violent history. It's safe to say it can't be berk cause it might be a purty long while before these people forget about the Heartless fiasco. Have you try living in a different world."
  • Karl: "I hardly know any other world that would be any different."
  • Black Vanguard: "Yeah, we're pretty much, universeally screwed."
  • CDS: "Yeah..... It was, cool talking to ya though, Rooster Man."
  • The Lougers see this conversation.
  • Shifu: "..... Kolwalski.... Call up Candence.... She might want to consider, more clients, and have requests for work visas at the ready."
  • Skipper: "Hey, I'm the one who gets to do that! Kolwalski.... Exactly what he said!"
  • Kolwalski saluted.
  • Grimoors was taken aboard the GFED ship.
  • Fishlegs: "(Sigh), I suddenly feel bad for, Grimoors of all people. He lost his parents for a second time, and now he's going to space jail."
  • Snotlout: "Yeah.... But the lougers said that these Gfed Aliens are seriously about rules! And those rules, don't look kindly to using illegal tec and contriband cash."
  • Gobber: "I must admit, it's a bigger shame that he's gonna be in Prison 42 for 5 years, give or take the possability they'll include or not the fact he did alot of other bad stuff as well."
  • Hiccup: "Trust me, they're about dealing with recent stuff, they don't tend to focus on, passed events."
  • Astrid: "..... I, kinda wonder, what's gonna become Karl?"
  • Snotlout: "And Erikson?"
  • Gobber: "And those ex-sprites Gemmy and Chrygen?"
  • Hiccup: "Well, it's for the lougers to deside since those 4 don't wanna be human/history sprites again. I'm sure they'll think of something."
  • Gobber: "Speaking of Sprites, you think Icky has gotten over his own dillemma with them yet?"
  • Giggling is heard.
  • Several Female History worship and treat Icky like a king.
  • Icky: "... This answers your question, Gobber?"
  • Gobber: Wow. I wonder what you did to get them to do that besides the stuff you did during this fight?
  • Sprite #1: Oh, it wasn't his actions in the fight that we adored, we adored it when he made our king and queen laugh. We take that as a sign of grand respect.
  • Icky: See, Gobber? I knew these fairies would look up to me. (The Sprites suddenly get angry)... Did I say fairies? Aw, f***! (The camera goes off of him as he is beaten up) AAHH!!! AARRGGHHH!!! OUCH, HEY, EASY WITH THE FEATHERS, I--OWIE!!! (Is knocked in front of Gobber and Hiccup)... Damn, do those ladies sting like bees! (The sprites drag him off and continue beating him up)
  • Gobber: Ouch!
  • Fishlegs: Oh, I can't look!
  • Iago: Well, I guess we have to deal with his injuries as soon as we get home. That is if those ladies go easy with him on the magic- (A magical flash is seen off-screen) WHOA!!
  • Icky: (Off-camera) AAHHHH, MY BEAK IS GONE!!!
  • Snotlout: Wow, Icky isn't having a very good day, is he?

Epilogue

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: (Icky is seen in a body-sized cast on his bed with medical machines and appliances)... This is embarrassing.
  • Patrick: What was embarrassing, the fact that you felt attracted to the sprites, or that you were beaten up by a group of tiny sprites?
  • Icky:... Now that you bring up the first one, I can say both were embarrassing.
  • Cynder: Well, I sure hope you'll heal up soon, because Ignitus just signed us up for a high-paid weekend cruise to Destiny Islands for Spyro and Kairi's next Brother-Sister Anniversary. It sucked that the last few were so crazy, we had to cancel them, not just with the pirate incident, but with last year's anniversary when Kairi was kidnapped by that cockroach we stopped from invading Paris years ago.

Cutaway

  • Coxae III: (From Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius, is seen in a wheelchair and life-support appliances and has had his minions strap Kairi to a chair) Alright, babe! Those Lodger friends of yours have stopped my invasion of Paris, but they won't stop me from making you into a cockroach like me. We shall get married, and we shall live happily ever after spreading pestilence all over the UUniverses. (Cackles)
  • Kairi: Since when did you know about me, and started getting a crush on me?
  • Coxae III: I was spying on you since your pirate adventure. Remember when you killed a few cockroaches in your room?
  • Kairi:.... Yes? Were, they from your kingdom?
  • Coxae III: YES! ONE OF THEM WAS ONE OF MY FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMATE'S FRIENDS!!! But because I would never harm a lady, or even a Princess, I've decided to make you my cockroach queen. (Cackles)

Present

  • Cynder: But then when he was able to do it...

Cutaway

  • Coxae III: (Sees Kairi after turning her into a cockroach) OH MY, GOD, YOU'RE NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS A COCKROACH!! YOU LOOK LIKE EVERY OTHER WHORE IN MY FATHER'S BACHELOR PAD!!! Okay, you know what, screw marrying you, you're free to go! (His minions change her back into human form)...OH, GOD, I JUST CAN'T RESIST YOU IN YOUR HUMAN FORM! (Shivers in delight, but Kairi just steps on him) OOF!

Present

  • Cynder: Too bad it took us a long time to find their hideout, and Kairi couldn't find us. It took so long, we couldn't make it to the anniversary location in time. Hopefully, this year it will be different.
  • Squidward screams!
  • Squidward: "NO?! ANYTHING BUT A CAMPING TRIP?!"
  • Icky: "..... And, here comes more surprises."

Kingdom Oblivian.

  • The Reformed Nobodies are seen.
  • Vexen: "Xehanort was awfully quick to silence those two idiot Heartless Sentients."
  • Luxord: "Why wouldn't he be? They hold a secret to the creation of those abominable replacements he made, and partly exposed it."
  • Larxene: "And that dumb luck moment with the beast formerly known as "Heartless". It turned into a whiney baby, (snaps her fingers) just like that."
  • Xaldin: "It's strange on how those misfits desided to believe those sentient heartless would ever get a place in the light."
  • Lexaeus: "Their kindess and forgiveness is, unigtely remarkable. Not many heroes, even reformed villains for that matter, are so capable to be so, forgiving."
  • Zexion: "Not to mention, how unexpectingly quick are the lougers capable to get over this obsicile. And how quickly they make up for mistakes."
  • Demyx: ".... I actselly like them."
  • Marluxia: "..... I must admit, Axel. Perhaps your faith in, this band of asorted dysfuntional twits, isn't so, completely misplaced."
  • Axel: "Told ya so...."
  • Marluxia: "But they are still, shy, of truely being a threat to Xehanort's real plan. Xehanort clearly gotten rid of Jing and Ding, because they're the only true shorse of Xehanort's true intentions, and he was sure to dispose of them. None of the other sentients knew or remember the details of this plan, and even if they were to return, they're less likely to remember ANY of what Xehanort has reveiled. Not even castle oblivian would restore those memories, them being heartless and all."
  • Axel: "No sweat. These misfits trumped the worse any villain tossed at them. The darn shit Xehanort plans, is no different."
  • Marluxia: "But what became of Jing and Ding, is a grave exsample of what would happen, if ANY of us attempt to warn them early, and if Saix and Xigbar became careless of the plan."
  • Axel: "Isa's a clever guy. He knows to pretend to be an asshole to make the leagers happy. Xigbar.... Only as long he doesn't get ticked off like when Audrey 2 posted nude photos all over the leage fortress."
  • Marluxia: "I prefer to have those memories lost to the void."
  • Vexen: "Alchourse, they are still in need of further exspearimentation. Now we shall see how only the Sponge, his dumb pink thing, those mongel mutts, and espeically the mediore cynical fool, Squidward, stand against a terrorable horror that has started to haunted the woods. A victim, of a loss of a child, and a hunter's stupidity."
  • A vision of a silluette of a deer beating up a forest ranger is seen.
  • Demyx: "Well.... They did well before alone several times before, so.... This, shouldn't be too bad, right?"
  • Vexen: "But this is to see if they are still capable to handle by themselves, when the forest, is in an anti-tec phomoninom refered to as a, "deadzone", greatly limiting their strengh with only the founders themsleves. That's where the true challnage lies."
  • Zexion: "This will be an interesting sight to see...."
  • Luxord: "In more ways then one, no doubt."
  • The Camera pans into the Silluette, which reveils, vengeful, red eyes.

Fin?

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