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The Heroes Act and the Lodgers are called into another AUU mission, this time involving a matter that so much of the heroes get aggravated to even know that it's even a problem that needs to be helped: a system of a homosexual-heterosexual war. Going to the Raintrix System, they discover that two sides are at war: The pro-homo and anti-hetero side known as The Queer Squad which are symbolized by a rainbow, and the pro-hetero and anti-homo terrorist side known as The Straighteners of Raintrix symbolized by a black-and-white rainbow. It all started with the obvious: A prejudice against the LGBT community caused a bisexual mage name Mage Magix came and not only liberated the world by inspiring a rebellion and dethroned the anti-gay leaders knowing that love shouldn't be limited, but yet she banned heterosexuality on Fabulon, founded the Queer Squad on Queerus, and left all heterosexuals left in the system on Fabulon's moon, Straightos. Thus, that's how everything went down, and now the heroes, despite being mixed in how crazy this is, agrees to help. They must first confront the leaders of both sides: Straightener Leader Bygotus Kleevus and Queer Lesbian Leader Gaya Qeerus, who is somewhat on par with Tank Girl. But it doesn't help much, especially since Bygotus attempted to bring the Villains Act into it, but the VA was both intimidated by the Queer Squad having the best AUU military-police force technology available, and that even the VA had poor opinions on the Straignteners for their methods and not wanting to look as if they support Homophobia. However, the Queer Squad was reported to have been captured by the Straighteners when they were investigating word of a latest project against Magix' homocracy called Project: Straight-Up. Thus, our heroes have to stop this, and have no choice but to talk with Magix herself and convince her out of her bans of heterosexuality, though get insight that she didn't even wanted to do so and that it was because of the public still being personally wounded by the actions of the old goverment, and that any attempts would be met with backlash because of the existence of the Straigteners, especially when they learn that a double-agent in the Queer Squad ratted the squad out and had them captured to protect Project: Straight-Up. By capturing the traitor, they learn that the project involves an astrolaser-based weapon that uses a plastofruit-based laser made to destroy the reproductive capabilities of the bisexual population and render it functionally extinct, and in time, the Straighteners will attack en masse and take back the system to their control. So it's time for our heroes to straighten out the Straighteners before it's too late.

Material

(Gag Skit That the Double-Agent of the Queer Squad Did When Betraying Them)

Family Guy - Gay Jacked

Family Guy - Gay Jacked

(Ending Song)

Tomboy - It's OK to be Gay (lyrics)

Tomboy - It's OK to be Gay (lyrics)

Transcript

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