OF Series 1

OF Series 1 (000-999) File List. Approved for viewing by Mr. Lifecraft and the OF-Council. The sharing of the files are for learning purposes to T-Class personal only. Outsider forces will be hit with programmed memetic amnesiac-agent.

OF List

0-99

OF-0/Cosma Man- Keter- (REDACTED INFORMATION!)
OF-1/Giant Floating Baby Head- Safe- Located in the Phineas and Ferb World. Captured and contained after canon show was finished. OF Scientists are baffled by the figure's over-all existence and why it kept appearing in random spots.
OF-2/Nintendo 64 Diskdrive- Euclid- A haunted unreleased prototype copy of the failed Nintendo 64 Diskdrive with an uncanny power to access games of alternate dimensions. It was donated to Outer Force when the system proved too powerful and covered its existence with a mere cancelation.
OF-3/Meme Shaggy- Keter- Also known as "Ultimate Shaggy". A super-sayian level'd overpowered Memeverse twin of Shaggy. Contained apawn being let loose into the Anime Universe by a Mischiever trying to use him to overthrow the Dragon Ball Fighters.
OF-4/Fake Crash- Euclid- A Sudo-Crash Bandicoot with over-sized chompers and loony eyebrows. It is actually a stranded dimensional twin of Crash sent there by a Scramblate mistaking him as the real deal from a yet known twin dimension. Sheltered in an OF base in the Game Universe apawn containment.
OF-5/Bootleg Bill- Euclid- A seemingly harmless old man that has unfathomable access to haunted games from the Creepypasta Sector of the Memeverse. He's a shapeshifter and has been responsible for the surplus of Creepypasta Stories based on haunted games. He's coincidently caught around the time Creepypasta Wikis began to become strict on such content.
OF-6/The Good Sonic 06- Euclid- The Actual Sonic 06 Game that is so brilliantly good that it was too good in that it would've ended up over-powering Sega beyond getting them out of Nintendo's bedfellow arrangement and back into making consoles and would've monopolized the video game industry. Confiscated and replaced with what the world came to view the game as, a buggy mess that prevented a gaming monopoly crisis.
OF-7/The Real Foodfight- Safe- Familier with the netouriously bad CGI film Foodfight? It's basically a movie with the Roger Rabbitian idea of having Food Mascots living in the super-market like a world, and that reportedly the original film was stolen and thus the studio had to make a rush-job of a mess. Well, THIS, is the original copy. As before, it's like The Good Sonic 06, it was too good for the safety of fair competition and would've risked a film industry monopoly.
OF-8/The Banned Episode Library- Euclid- A Library of banned episodes of certain shows. Includes things like Pokemons' banned episodes, including the Boobed James one and the one with the Seisuring Polygons, to even the infamous unaired Sesame Street episode of Scuffy's Parents divorcing.
OF-9/Sentient Tire- Keter- The Sentient Tire from Rubber, with the power to blow things up telepathically. Made this way as of a result of a Mischvier "Prank". Contained in restricted quarantine in OF bases. Interactions are restricted.
OF-10/Giant CGI Spider- Keter- The Giant Spider seen from this video. Captured and contained after the creature's rampage of 2009. Created Clones of reported victims are utilized to take over personal lives so as to ease suspicion. Proven Hostile, so interactions are beyond restricted. Addendum: The Substance responsible for the creature's abnormal growth, the "Insectasteroids", has also been contained on-site, side-named as "OF-10-Origin". Research with OF-10-Origin is utilized with restrictions and under many cautious procedures designed to assure no breaches occurs cause of what are named as "OF-10-Related Instances", also referred to as OF-10-RIs. Each RI, even if the OF-10-Origin has been used on herbivorous or known harmless insects and arachnids, apawn being infected, demonstrate immediate aggressive qualities. It's implied that the substance may pocess qualities that also increase aggression in infected insectiods and arachnids along with increasing their size.
OF-11/7ElevenPlus- Euclid- A sentient 7Eleven Store that is actually a dimension-traveling joy parasite that lures people into it with generously priced items and food with a false tongue resembling the most cheery 7Eleven Employee ever. Contained in an undisclosed OF Base. Interactions are allowed, but with caution.
OF-12/Pandacheese Panda- Euclid- An Anthro Panda Mascot of the Eygptian Cheese Product Panda Cheese, where it's been known to appear at the mere refusal of the cheese it represented and after an intense stare-off during the song "Just you know why", it starts doing damage. Technically harmless provided if it's cheese is not refused, but interactions are cautiously restricted.
OF-13/Original Movie Sonic- Euclid- The more-hyper-realistic original design for the Sonic Movie before he got replaced with a more game-accurate design. While harmless in terms of physical harm, it is actually a hate parasite that thrives in sucking on hatred, so interaction is restricted from those with a dedicated love for Sonic.
OF-14/Ring Monkey- Keter- A frightening Anthro Monkey in the same style as the Ring Girl. It bares an unnatural hatred for humans consuming Bananas, AKA "The Monkey's Food". Its power is unknown but assumed similar to the Ring Girl's, so interaction's restricted.
OF-15/Octogeddon- Keter- The easily enraged octopus of the same name as the game, where it was known to go on violent rampages over unkind things done to octopuses and/or insults to its feelings, and pocesses mutative powers. Contained after many a struggle. Sensitivity to it and all octopi required for interaction.
OF-16/Untitled Goose- Euclid- The Goose from "Untitled Goose Game", having demonstrated acute awareness and fascination for bells in that it had always harassed the town it was in, along with habits of tossing things into lakes. Contained along with bell collection for research purposes. Apart from shenanigans, it is harmless and interactions are laxed, though it is recommended to be kept contained at all times because it getting out will be trouble for all OF-operations.
OF-17/Space Octopus- Keter- The Mostly unseen Space Octopus from The Hole, known for grabbing victims with it's long expanding tentacles from a tiny squareish portal. The portal itself had been contained. Interactions not allowed with proven hostility apparent.
OF-18/Skittles Rainbows- Euclid- A Various set of rainbows that materialize Skittles from them. Their presence has caused those who eat their skittles to experience side-effects similar to what you see in modern skittles commercials. The actual consumption of those skittles is not recommended.
OF-19/Chungus- Euclid- An Over-Weight Bugs Bunny Associated with the word "Chungus" from that old cartoon to when Elmer Fudd was fat and went camping. Implied to exist as a species and even worships an entity known as "Grand Chungus". Harmless but prevokable, so careful interactions advised.
OF-20/GRANDDAD- Keter- A Chinese Bootleg Mario with the ability to turn things to Bootlegs. Interactions heavily restricted.
OF-21/Slitherio Snakes- Keter- The Snakes seen from Slither.IO come to life as if they are still being controlled by players as they've been known to slither everywhere. When active, both instances bare cases of colored balls that appear on-site, which apawn consumption, increases the length of the serpent that ate it. This also applies to glowing balls that appear apawn terminated instances, which are sometimes either ignored or rampantly cannibalized on, not dissimilar to the name of the Slither.io game or similar games. Sometimes persons within range would have a translucent avatar of one of the instances, though one document footage shows pocesses a certain item negates this. It's been advised though that as shown in the first documentation of a modern instance of OF-21, separation from the avatar will have the avatar turn into a solid instance, and it's noted to have turned on the person it was with, then proceeded to exceed the size standards of other instances. Fortunately, the instances still operate under the design of the game they emulate, and the mere touch of the face will instantly terminate an instance, thus possible to utilized proven instincts to avoid this to herd such instances to containment. 100% Full Containment in progress, though some OF-bases do hold captured examples for research. Added Note: There are two versions of OF-21. A proto-version of OF-21 of where it's realistic snakes of various unusual sizes. Triggered only by an online link. These Instances, Dubbed "Proto-OF-21", or P-OF-21s, are easily prevented from activation with the use of OF-Computer Viruses that disables this feature related to the game. Any activated instances of P-OF-21 instances are to be immediately herded to containment, which thankfully the instances physically obey the design of the game in that if the head is touched, it turns to glowing balls. The other version, however, "Modern-OF-21", or M-OF-21, are canon-accurate to the game design in appearance, though sometimes bare certain colors not noted in the actual game (Back before Slither.io Allowed you to Customized Avatars), and appear to manifest independently of actual relation to the game, vastly unlike P-OF-21's. These instances are why the Keter Class is granted to them, cause though these instances can be herded to containment like P-OF-21 instances, M-OF-21s are considerably less predictable. Any M-OF-21 instances exceeding uniform sizes, are to be terminated with the aide of capable teams like SCP Team. The first recording of M-OF-21 instances does suggest possible alien interference, done so via utilization of probe-like pods that appear to produce limitless quantities of the serpents. These pods are always to be contained and deactivated first during containment attempts of M-OF-21 instances. The purpose, intention, and motivation of this are unclear. Be cautious the second recording would suggest that the slabs found in the probes, that if it's placed on other objects, triggers the summon of the M-OF-21 instances, though it appears to be limited to the subject's connection to the slab as civilians didn't seem to react to the appearances of the M-OF-21, showing the slabs are only one part of the process of making these instances. Other parts are still being researched. The subject who had utilized the slab and summoned the creatures is assumed a departed victim. The M-OF-21 instance exceeding size was terminated, and the rest were herded to containment. (Document Collection of OF-21 Permitted for view by OF-Council.)
OF-22/Supernatural'd Drive-In Movie Lot- Keter- The Super-Natural Drive-In as seen in Haunting Hour's "Creature Feature". It has been quarantined and it's existence censored to the public.
OF-23/Sponge Monkeys- Safe- The annoying sounding and cringy mammalian creatures with ugly faces seen from a Quiznos Sub Commercial. Contained and obscured in the deepest possible depths of an undisclosed OF base.
OF-24/D.I.N.O.- Keter- A Complete Raptor Skeleton with a Cyberconnected Eye in it holding an A.I. unlike any of this universe has seen, enabling it to control the skeletal body. Intentions unknown, so interactions are heavily restricted.
OF-25/Jumanji- Keter- The Boardgame capable to summon hyper-strong animals and manic hunters on a whim of the dice. With very specific and strict game rules, the animals are only ever returned by completing the game. Contained after the events of the movie. Playing it is NOT recommended, and if people began to hear drums, they are quarantined until the game gives-up on them.
OF-26/Zathura- Keter- The Sci-Fi cousin of Jumanji, but with capabilities to change time and space to it's will, along with sending houses into space and enable its players to breathe in space. It manipulates cosmic reality depending on the cards the player is given. Contained in an extra secure space station in an un-named quadrant in restricted space. Like Jumanji, playing this game is extra prohibited.
OF-27/Vumaji- Keter- The Video Game Off-Shoot of Jumanji of the "Modern Jumanji Films", only it takes it's players into a minor dimension and morphs them into avatars. Progress of containment, pending.
OF-28/Missingno- Keter- (CORRUPTED DATA)
OF-29/Monika- Euclid- A berserk AI from the "Doki Doki literature club" known to mess with game coding for the purpose of being with the player. Implied to have been known to infect similar waifu programs.
OF-30/T-Pose Zombie Mushroom- Keter- A native infectious mushroom from the Memeverse that turns folks into T-Pose Zombies. Heavy containment required.
OF-31/The Stuff- Keter- The Stuff from the old horror movie of the same name, it is a tasty but deadly substance that uses its tastiness to infect folks and eat them from the inside out. Other possible sources are quarantined while samples are collected for-study. It is strictly forbidden to actually EAT the stuff.
OF-32/Flying Dunkleosteus- Keter- An Airborn Dunkleosteus capable of breathing in space and air and has been noted to prey on anything. Contained with EXTREMELY restricted interactions.
OF-33/Man-Eating Bed- Keter- Self-Explanatory name. It's a predatory creature of an unclear orginal dimension resemblant of an extremely luxurious bed. Contained. Sleeping on it NOT ADVISED.
OF-34/Giant Red Lips- Euclid- Commonly seen in Diary Queen Commercials and old Twissler commercials, the Giant Red Lips are harmless but very voracious for common snack foods and other treats. Interactions laxed, just be prepared to share.
OF-35/Cooties- Euclid- Feminate Insectoids that seem to prevent children from starting premature romances and make them feudulent brats. They have no power over adults or teens, so interactions are laxed.
OF-36/Golden Bee- Euclid- A Golden-Plated Bee worth an impossible amount of wealth, and a very dangerous cognitohazard. Contained and heavily protected behind a special vault and cared for.
OF-37/Cookie Face- Euclid- A Chocolate Chip Cookie with a face. Bares unexplained super-natural powers to changes its face with that of others, if only briefly for until it's out of its range. It's also very regenerative even down to a crumb, though eating it is still not advised even if it's not in the process of having someone else's face.
OF-38/Thunder Whale- Euclid- A specific breed of space whale that produces thunderstorms. Containment in process.
OF-39/Clean Reaper- Euclid- A specialized neat-freak grim reaper that cleans out the homes of departed hoarders. It's recommended to not bother sending cleaning crews to the Clean Reaper's cell, he cleans up after himself every-time.
OF-40/Time Fruitloop- Euclid- A Grape Fruitloop from a Fruitloops Cereal, whereas eating it causes a time-loop back into the point before it was gonna get eaten. It has been advised against eating it regardless of the fact it prevents the act itself because time loops give Time Butterflies stomach cramps.
OF-41/Meatball Man- Euclid- A Gigantic Ball of Meat with a Photo-realistic Human Face on it. (This thing) Potaintionally hostile. Heavy Containment and zero interactions required.
OF-42/Universeal Remote- Euclid- A Remote that can litterally control the universe like it would to a TV. Restrictive access implanted cause of the power of this device.
OF-43/Spadinner the Clown- Keter- A murderous clown similar to Pennywise that is cartoonish in nature, kills with demonstrated meme-powers which lives under Memeverse rules. Though he's from a different timeline of the Memeverse and is more unstable. Interactions not recommended, confined to heavy level security containment.
OF-44/Predator Chest- Keter- A predatory chest that eats people with an extradimensional stomach. Cautioned Interaction Required, high-security containment.
OF-45/Thorn-Man- Euclid- A human man who has internals made completely of vines, something like this. Behavior unknown, so interactions became heavily restricted.
OF-46/Predatory Jam- Keter- A jar of jam that contains a gelatinous mass that consumes people akin to the Blob remake (which is REALLY disturbing to watch). Interactions banned and place in security containment so high even Lifecraft is not allowed near it.
OF-47/Claude- Euclid- An invincible man in powerful Lovecraftium armor and cousin to SCP-076 'Able'. Contained with strict and zero interactions, even when it is less murderous than his cousin, though the Lovecraftium armor can make him prone to easily provoked moods.
OF-48/Blood Lake- Keter- A lake full of blood, the very essence of the soul, that is capable of turning anyone who enters into monsters or spawns monsters. Quarantined, transported to OF-Aquarium, and placed in an extra secure area that blocks out even high-rankers with triplet paperwork and repeated ID scans.
OF-49/Torturette- Euclid- A woman similar to the Girl of The Ring that is actually kindhearted but has no control over her unstable telekinesis which kills people in an instant. Restricted interactions under VERY preprocaution'd conditions.
OF-50/Animalia- Euclid- A human teenager who becomes hybridized with any animal she sees. Though harmless by nature, animals are restricted from interactions due sometimes that certain animals can make her inherently messier, I.E. when a dog is seen and it makes her roll in the mud.
OF-51/Raeaper- Keter- A monster similar to SCP-096, but is more lustful and will try to have sexual intercourse with whatever woman makes eye-contact with it. Female members of OF are forbidden from any interactions with 0F-51 for safety reasons.
OF-52/Earth-Eyes- Euclid- A man with two duplicate Earths for eyes. Behavior unknown, but interactions are laxed cause of Earth-Eyes' lack of hostile tendencies.
OF-53/Stature- Euclid- A living soldier statue. Implied hostile due to the presence of bullet holes on its containment when cameras are not watching. Heavy monitoring required.
OF-54/Phasing Phillip- Euclid- A man who has uncontrollable fifth-dimensional powers. While not intentionally hostile, interactions are extremely restricted, as in because of Phil struggling to control powers.
OF-55/All-Unlocking Key- Safe- A key that can unlock anything. Under restricted access because of potaintional abuse.
OF-56/Big Brain- Euclid- A disembodied brain that can't speak, but can do it telepathically and has unlimited telepathic powers. Harmless unless provoked and under moderately strict interactions.
OF-57/Garden of Flesh- Keter- A greenhouse that is filled with plants made of human flesh, is watered by blood, and even has vines that assimilate people into it. Restricted to require hazmat suits when interactions' necessary.
OF-58/Sirenia- Euclid- A nude girl who can shapeshift into different aged versions of herself to attract anybody of the opposite gender, is afraid of clothes, and dislikes other girls. Always around censoring hologram robots blocking out her "sensitive areas", and under heavy strict interactions in containment.
OF-59/Fuzzball- Euclid- A small undocumented species of furry organism that has no visible eyes and looks like a small ball of cute fuzz, but can rapidly multiply. While officially harmless, the Fuzzballs have to be given restrictive containment cause of tendencies to clogged drains, eat food reserves, and posing as toupes for shenanigans.
OF-60/Chicken-Beast- Euclid- A naked giant rooster that can lay eggs to copy itself rapidly, and it is also omnivorous. Contained and heavily restricted containment procedures required.
OF-61/Mister Freak- Euclid- An amalgamation of human body parts stitched together and given life, like Frankenstein. Behavior, docile but easily provoked, so gentle interactions required under strict protocols.
OF-62/All-Fruit Tree- Euclid- A tree that can make any fruit imaginable, also attached to vines, roots, and bushes that do the same thing. Though harmless, actually eating the fruit is heavily restrictive cause the fruits it grows can cause addiction.
OF-63/All-Seeing Glasses- Safe- Glasses that allow the wearer to see everything, even pandimensional primordials. Contained and covered up with cloth for safety reasons.
OF-64/Omnilaser- Euclid- A raygun that does anything programmed into it by a supercomputer. Heavily contained in an undisclosed location not even known by Lifecraft for the safety of the Multiverse.
OF-65/Reality-Bending Computer- Euclid- A supercomputer that warps reality. Same as Omnilaser.
OF-66/Killer Nerf- Euclid- A Nerf gun that turns darts into actual bullets. Restricted in weapons facility of the OF.
OF-67/VCR Realizer- Euclid- A VCR that makes any videotape played inside aware of the real world allowing characters to talk to the viewer(s). Under restricted access, because a member was stupid enough to put a VHS of his favorite horror movie in it and almost endangered the facility when the related horror icon managed to phase out of the TV screen before containment forces pushed it back onto the otherside and stopped the tape. Implied Connection to Fiction Reapers.
OF-68/Omnipotent Phone- Euclid- An iPhone that is capable of warping reality. Like Omnilasier and RBC.
OF-69/Human Robot- Safe- A man who is essentially a biological robot that uses oil instead of water, requires no food, and is able to do any task it is commanded, but also follows the Three Laws of Robotics, which are to never kill a human, do what a human says unless it's to kill another human and protect humans unless it requires a violation of the three rules. Under strict surveillance.
OF-70/Dimensional Television- Safe- A TV that can pick up transmissions all across the multiverse. Under restrictive access.
OF-71/Organic Car- Safe- A car with internals made of living flesh. Contained with Lax Interactions, except for the requirement of a strong stomach.
OF-72/Animal Ghostyard- Euclid- A parallel Earth that is accessible through pet cemeteries containing that has no humans and instead is populated by ghosts of dead animals. Qurrintined heavily.
OF-73/Space Witch- Keter- An elderly woman made of cosmic dust that haunts the moon or other celestial bodies, eating astronauts. Contained with zero interactions allowed, though Space Witch has been known to escape.
OF-74/Living Planet- Safe- A planet made entirely of flesh. Contained with laxed interactions, though strong stomachs are required.
OF-75/Assimilation Clockwork- Keter- A mass of complex machines that infect anything it comes in contact with. Contained with zero interactions permitted.
OF-76/Androgynous Man- Euclid- A man who can turn into a girl and back again at will. Contained with Laxed Interactions, though be cautioned that OF-76 is a sexual trickster with a crude sense of humor.
OF-77/Fixer Anomaly- Safe- An anomaly located in (REDACTED) that repairs the city of any damages. Contained and utilized to repair damages from other OFs and/or Outer Gods.
OF-78/Ghost Cars- Keter- A series of driverless ghost cars that act like gangsters and wreck anything in its desert domain. Contained, restricted of any and all interactions for proven hostility.
OF-79/Infinite Cookie Jar- Safe- A jar that contains an infinite amount of cookies of any kind. Contained and restricted due to risks of uncontrollable addiction.
OF-80/Bubble Wand of Chaos- Euclid- A bubble wand that makes magical sentient bubbles of chaos. Contained and restrictive of access cause of its power. Implied to be a baby toy for baby Pureblood Mischivers.
OF-81/Electric Outlet Eel- Keter- An electricity-eating electric eel that swims in power lines and electrical outlets, and can be seen on TVs, is heard in radios, and can cause power outages. Contained in a special anti-electric tank due to the fact a normal cell is useless on it and that it's been known to cause breakouts if not in a proper containment.
OF-82/Echidnacha- Euclid- A small echidna that lays eggs that hatch into any kind of monster depending on the environment or the owner. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-83/Infinite Vending Machine- Safe- A vending machine that will summon anything from across the multiverse for the right price. Contained and restricted of non-testing based access for risk of addiction and/or randomness factor.
OF-84/Orbital Globe- Euclid- A globe that has its own gravitational pull. Contained after the difficult process of agents spending literal years held in orbit.
OF-85/Imagining Mask- Euclid- An acting mask that makes the wearer be whoever he wants, but can lobotomize and mentally murder them if worn too long. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-86/Fortune Witch- Euclid- A middle-aged fortuneteller who foretells things that happen later. Harmless herself, but is restricted from interactions cause one may not always like what she would say.
OF-87/Cute Monster- Keter- A cognitohazardous creature that's so cute, it makes people do what it says. Contained with HEAVY restrictions under requirements to be resistant to cuteness, zero-interactions, and kept in solitary confinement due to its record of breaking out.
OF-88/Mermaid's Swimsuit- Euclid- A mermaid-and-fish-patterned swimsuit that makes people drown themselves and be reincarnated as 'human fish' acting like one but breathing underwater. Heavily contained and restricted of T-Class access.
OF-89/Living Lake- Keter- A predatory lake. Nuff said. Contained and quarantined in special OF Aquarium.
OF-90/Vacuum Vacuum Cleaner- Safe- A vacuum cleaner with a sack that is an endless dimension of reality. Heavily restricted from access.
OF-91/Cognitohazardous Artist- Euclid- A vandal and artist who paints paintings and makes graffiti that causes people to do many things upon looking at it. Contained, restricted of T-Class interactions, and not allowed art supply privileges.
OF-92/Godly Baby- Euclid- An unaging immortal baby that is all-powerful. Contained with surprisingly laxed but cautioned interactions when it gets hissy fits. Known playdater of Giant Floating Baby Head.
OF-93/Mindgame Controller- Euclid- A game controller branded by (REDACTED) that can mind-control people through a sample of DNA. Restricted of non-testing access.
OF-94/Superpower Virus- Euclid- A viral infection that gives people superpowers but they can have adverse side-effects. EXTREMELY contained in the OF's Viral Wing.
OF-95/Immortal Bomb- Euclid- A bomb that can explode and self-resurrect itself, allowing it to be used infinite times. Heavily contained and restricted to the point that even Lifecraft is not allowed to know about it.
OF-96/Robber Wallet- Euclid- A wallet that gives the owner whatever he wants, including money, social security, credit cards, gift cards, and so on, but does so by stealing it from others. Contained and restrictive under lock and many, many ID cards due to risk of abuse.
OF-97/Great Gargoyle- Keter- A giant gargoyle found in (REDACTED) that can come to life at night for the desire to hunt and kill people. Contained and under restricted surveillance.
OF-98/Dinosaur Caves- Euclid- A subterranean land of amber glaciers that is home to preserved dinosaurs. A heavily restricted site and forbidden high-level entry.
OF-99/Flesh Virus- Keter- A variant strain of SCP-610 found and quarantined in (REDACTED) that rearranges people's DNA and makes them into any kind of monster. Heavily quarantined and forbidden entry to everyone.

100-199

OF-100/Water Realm- Euclid- A large pool in (REDACTED) that acts as a portal to a twin parallel version of Earth, except everything is underwater and everyone can breathe underwater. Contained and restricted.
OF-101/Portal Dog- Safe- A Dalmatian with spots that can lead to other dimensions and even open portals for transport. Contained in an antimatter field and prohibited from unpermitted human interaction.
OF-102/Giant Virus- Euclid- A human-sized virus that is capable of intelligent speech, has an IQ of 700, is intelligent, and has an infection that makes people smart, and often too smart. Interaction heavily restricted as the virus is a cooperative anomaly.
OF-103/Trash Can Monster- Safe- A living trash can that eats trash and sends it to outerdimensional space. Contained and restricted.
OF-104/Infinite Treasure Map- Safe- A pirate treasure map that leads anyone to the treasure they cherish the most. Contained and restricted.
OF-105/Bestbook- Euclid- A book made by a defunct book company of the same name that is a cognitohazard. It entices the reader to keep reading via its infinitely-engaging story until the reader gets mentally lost in the story. Contained, in heavy lockdown, and heavily restricted.
OF-106/Magic VR- Euclid- A VR headset made by (REDACTED) that allows the player to immerse themselves in a realistic reality of their choosing, until being lobotomized. Contained, heavily locked down, and forbidden access to avoid obsession.
OF-107/Crazy Ball- Keter- A ball that never stops bouncing until it's stopped of its kinetic energy. Contained and forbidden access.
OF-108/Infinite Moneybank- Euclid- A giant vault with cognitohazardous dollars and money that can hypnotize people into giving others away free things. Contained and restricted from access.
OF-109/Ghost Kaiju- Euclid- A giant kaiju ghost from (REDACTED) Japan that wanders the nights of very populous cities but destroys nothing, only astral projections of the objects around it. The frequency of which it appears is inconsistent, and so much so that it can't be contained.
OF-110/Human Animal- Safe- A beautiful pre-adult girl who claims she used to be a blue jay, and shows signs of it. Though harmless, she is too awkward for society and is contained in a cell with other blue jays she understands. Interaction is allowed but within reasonable restrictions.
OF-111/Dr. Philmore Jarring- Safe- A German scientist from the WW2 Era of his earth that is a human torso with robotic limbs and a brain in a jar, having moved his mouth and nose mouth in the top part of his chest whereas the eyes remained connected to his brain. He came to be protected under the OF to evade recruitment under the Nazies for his work.
OF-112/Indestructa-Doe- Euclid- An abnormally indestructible female deer with a body so indestructible that even the fangs of a mountain lion broke off apawn bite and even a semi would be smooshed into an unrekitniseable wreck of its former self, along with that it's bulletproof (Granted, Does aren't allowed to be hunted realistically otherwise, but mishaps occur), therorecticly it was even able to be fine around any instance of nuclear waste. It effectively lost fear in predatory animals and even humans, hence that it has no fear in prancing across roads haphazardly. Contained and under laxxed interactions, cause it's otherwise still a doe in nature.
OF-113/Zimpzon- Keter- A creature in a similar vein to the Garfield Monster in the SCP Foundation, SCP-3166, but for the Simpsons. It is a Hydra Creature with the heads of the Simpsons family on it, with accurate details down to even Maggie's binkie, when the mouths are closed, that is. Opened mouths reveal rows of perfect-needle teeth like a Mako shark with tongues similar to that of the Graboids. It is a creature protective of the continued existence of the Simpsons show, in being known to pop up to prevent any attempts to allow the show to end, even having been implied to having scared its creator to still let it go on and is responsible to why Family Guy eased up on making fun of them and why there is only ONE crossover from the two. Containment of the creature is still underway due to its inconsistent appearance patterns based on events related to Simpson Production issues.
OF-114/Game of Death- Euclid- A Game of Life knockoff that happens IRL, making people who play it play in a contained reality of numerous outcomes. Contained and restricted.
OF-115/Jellyfish Swarm- Euclid- A pod of flying jellyfish found in (REDACTED) Oceania that can go onto land and sting people in it's spawning grounds. Contained and severely restricted.
OF-116/Meteor Hermit- Euclid- A large meteor containing a crab-octopus monster of unknown form with telepathic powers that eats energy. Contained and secured.
OF-117/Primordial Soup In a Can- Euclid- A Can of Primordial Soup with the power to radically alter evolutionary forms and DNA structure with even so much as a small taste. Contained and restricted.
OF-118/Transdimensional Outback- Euclid- An anomaly similar to SCP-3008, but on Outback Steakhouse. The Transdimensional Outback holds beings from across dimensions to eternally serve them Outback's food with Slendermen-Eqse Waiters and Waitresses of Various Sizes like the IKEA staff. Only they never turn-hostile cause of any specific time code, though they do seem to give endless supplies of food even when you are not hungry, as eventually, occupants in the restaurant end up too fat to leave, forever dependent on delicious foods, being fed until they die of over-feeding, then the Waiters take them to be buried in their Australian Garden. OF agents routinely have to do difficult rescue operations of these poor over-fed souls while having to be trained to resist Outback's food, while the restaurant is quarantined on spot, though it tends to change locations after a while, so true containment is still on-going.
OF-119/Ghosticane- Keter- A giant hurricane that rains ectoplasm and summons ghosts. Unable to be contained due to inconsistent appearance, but safety precaution and standard evacuation procedures are advised.
OF-120/Cell Cloud- Safe- A mass of living cells that can morph into any kind of creature. Contained and restricted.
OF-121/Minecraft Virus- Keter- A small 3D-pixel that assimilates things into a Minecraft setting. Contained and restricted.
OF-122/Flying Piranhas- Keter- A school of piranha that can breathe in air and swim in it as well, devouring anything they come in contact with. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-123/Unknown Man- Keter- An anomaly that infects a person into becoming non-existential, meaning that they have been erased from existence but still exists until insanity makes the affected person infect the next. Only perceivable via reality anchors. Contained and restricted.
OF-124/Living Building- Safe- A building made of human organic material and essentially a living thing. Quarantined in an OF site and disguised as an OF Building.
OF-125/Vampire Heart- Keter- A flying human heart that can grow vein limbs and feeds on human blood. Contained and restricted.
OF-126/Living Graffiti- Euclid- A series of Graffiti characters in the (REDACTED) sections of the Berlin Wall that are alive and live in the settings of the Berlin Wall, living primarily in their origin place, but are very uncooperative and tricky troublemakers. Implied creation of C. Artist. Quarantined and restricted from any interaction.
OF-127/Mirror Maze- Euclid- A mirror maze in an abandoned amusement park in (REDACTED) that allows anyone who enters to access their infinite selves. Quarantined and restricted.
OF-128/Infinity Box- Safe- A steel crate that stores an infinite amount of objects and can summon them back at will for the user. Contained and restricted.
OF-129/Schrodinger Man- Euclid- A Schrodinger avatar and a man who cannot recognize himself due to being one with his infinite-dimensional selves, but even Schrodinger therapy is ineffective as his mind is too complex. Contained and restricted.
OF-130/Giant Dog- Keter- Nicknamed 'Clifford' by its original owner, it's a giant dog infected with some kind of interdimensional rabies that has no determined cure. Contained and under heavy lockdown.
OF-131/Infinity Train- Euclid- The focusing anomaly of the series of the same name, it is an endless train with a sentient mind of its own containing extradimensional spaces and life in each of them and has a desire to help people in the multiverse through unresolved issues or trauma in an adventure of what's essentially a train of infinite dimensions. Not contained because of it's elusive and indeterminate nature.
OF-132/Circulator- Keter- A vampiric African-American man with a sentient circulatory system and a heart for a brain that feeds on others' blood via vein tendrils. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-133/Fiction Player- Euclid- A DVD player that, when inserted with a movie, allows the watcher to be transported into the movie-setting and experience the plot. Contained and restricted. Implied connection to Fiction Reapers.
OF-134/Industrial Blood Park- Euclid- An autonomous extradimensional industrial park that creates anything from organic material and blood. Restricted from access heavily by the OF.
OF-135/Giant Woman- Euclid- Self-explanatory, a woman of enormous size that is dangerous but intentionally harmless. Contained and allowed to wander a to-scale site of the OF as she is unfortunately lonely and thus cooperative with the OF, with a similar backstory to Ginormica.
OF-136/Cosmic Pills- Euclid- A pill container containing a limited number of pills of cosmicium, a form of liquid spacetime that allows someone to see everything with the eyes of an Outer God. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-137/Living Blood- Euclid- A near-humanoid mass of living blood that can control the blood of others but only eats non-human meat. Contained and surveyed heavily.
OF-138/Exposure Jumpsuit- Euclid- A racing jumpsuit that turns invisible and exposes people's nudity when worn. Contained and restricted.
OF-139/Fear Mimic- Euclid- A fear-based shape-swifter that is a feaster of fears. While it had never killed unless out of defensive reaction, the fear-mimic has been known to traumatize people, albeit not out of direct intention, in its process of feeding on the fear, based on a specific person. Regardless, apawn containment, it's cell has to be completely blocked out to restrict its powers, cause sometimes those same powers can inadvertently allow it to escape from containment because an unready staff member had a panic attack and caused an accident.
OF-140/Cosmic Fishing Lure- Euclid- A Giant Cosmic Fishing lure that attracts giant cosmic sea-life to it. Contained within a heavily cosmically-insensable wall and restricted of any and all interaction.
OF-141/Purple Mantis- Keter- A Purple Praying Mantis viewed as a harbinger of "The Color From Space", capable of causing abnormal effects, contaminating water, and potaintionally bring attention to the color, often the byproduct of an initial visit. Contained and restricted heavily.
OF-142/The Undertaker- Euclid- The Undertaker from The Backwater Gospel, a being that is an angel of death disguised as a meekly and frail old man, but shadows would reveal invisible wings and is noted to always be accompanied by crows. Contained, though it is noted to sometimes leave mysteriously to do it's daily tasks as if it was an actual Undertaker to collect the departed, then mysteriously return to containment until a new death occurs.
OF-143/Silent Hill- Euclid- The infamous Town of Silent Hill and it's netourious home of infamous unspeakable horrors. OF-143's quarantining process' still at work due to the power and danger level of even only being near the town can cause.
OF-144/The Chest of the 13 Ghosts- Euclid- The Chest of the 13 ghosts of Scooby-Doo from the briefly-lived series of the same name. Apawn all the ghosts' capture, Vincent Von Ghoul gave the chest to the OF at the time period to make sure the chest remains safe.
OF-145/The Orange Banana- Euclid- The ultimate irony to the infamous fruit-based knock-knock joke, along with being able to contaminate other fruits and even vegetables to have weird colors as well, even able to infect the farms that grow produce. Contained and restricted, and heavily forbidden of any consumption due to random and unknown effects on sentient beings.
OF-146/Disco Cube- Keter- A Cosmic Abnormality obsessed with the 70s era of things to the point that it simulates being a disco ball, albeit cube-shaped, thus aims to use its presence to re-start the 70s. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-147/Dimension Jumping Box- Euclid- The Dimension Jumping box as shown in This Collab that bares an unstoppable power and capable of dimension jumping along with doing abnormal things. Containment in process cause of its nature.
OF-148/Wayside- Euclid- The Name of the school known for both the Book Series and the TV show. The School is netourious for odd situations always occurring there. Lightly quarantined in a separate dimension.
OF-149/K9- Safe- A super-intelligent robotic greyhound-looking machine capable of solving in impossible equations, unquestionable hacking skills, and infinite knowledge of how to counter-act any strategy in existence, and whenever faced with something new, it adapts on the spot and learns and discovers any loopholes in the situation. Contained with interest.
OF-150/Beeline- Euclid- An extremely long bee that litterally looks like a bee-string. Hives are captured and contained each and every day.
OF-151/Giant Disembodied Foot- Keter- A giant disembodied foot seen from the really weird virtual reality game here. It's often known to be extremely dirty, covered in all matters of disgusting stuff and ludicrously unkempt toenails, typically appearing to random people to demand footcare under the threat of stomping on them. Contained with required interactions to keep the foot clean and satisfied so as to discourage any attempt to escape/rampage.
OF-152/Y2K Program- Euclid- A computer-virus like entity intent on being the avatar of destruction in the infamous would've been Y2K doomsday back in 1999 of unknown origin and of an unknown creator, though likely assumed to be a glitched creation of the Cybervoid that managed to escape there. Contained and trapped in a specialized computer disk and restricted from any interaction. The Anomaly Fixer was used to heal any worlds that were harmed by it.
OF-153/Queztelpocalyse- Keter- A Quetzalcoatlus-eqsed Quezalcoatil deity that was the avatar of the would've been 2012 Mayen Doomsday that behaves remarkably like Cinematic Movie Thanos and views itself as a necessary arbiter of balance and has no qualms in the societies it would've destroyed in the name of allowing new life to prosper. It was a creature that existed since the extinction of dinosaurs and is actually the inspirational shorce of Aztec culture. It was thankfully caught the day before the intended end-times date before it made good on its threat by Elite Outer Force soldiers with use of the Christal Skulls under the alliance with aliens with help from litterally Indiana Jones (As shown in the albeit netouriously bad movie) and thus imprisoned in its secret Aztec lair in (REDACTED). That site is HEAVILY quarantined ever since, though Queztelpocalyse is still responsible for still managing to forever change an unlucky Earth (I.E. The 2012 Movie) and implied responsibility for the events of "The Day After Tomorrow" and other Natural Disaster Movies before or during the year of 2012.
OF-154/Periment Marker of Death- Euclid- They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, in the case of the Periment Marker of Death, this would the Omni-weapon of writing tools. It is basically like deathnote but without the specific book, as the pen itself, when used to write the names of any person in a specific full name, and the desired style of death, that death will be ensured to happen as given it's a periment marker, it can't be reverse ever. Heavily contained, restricted, and Flatout forbidden of use cause of this.
OF-155/Stubbs the Zombie- Euclid- The semi-self-aware almost intelligent zombie of a traveling salesman from a retrofuturistic-50s world that ended up causing it's societal downfall mostly unpurposely while only trying to reunite with a lover. Though succeeded in the end, inadvertent or not, Stubbs does have the capability to be dangerious if someone of ill-intent would contain him, thus Outer Force had to contain both him and his lover and held in special containment, undisclosed to even Lifecraft for the safety of all involved, even for Stubbs.
OF-156/Highway Snake- Keter- A Giant Garter Snake with a Pattern similar to a road. It pretends to be a normal road until it detects prey in the form of unweary drivers, then it proceeds to rise up to eat that prey. Captured and restrained.
OF-157/Reverse Exterminator- Keter- A Smoke-emitting Okinman-looking exterminator that instead revives pest animals, specifically to every pest creature a person has ever killed are revived as smoke zombies that attack on-sight of their killer. The Reverse Exterminator is actually the ghost of a relucent exterminator prodigy that was made to live the life he didn't wanted by an abusive father, and took his own life by burning himself alive, becoming a revenge spirit against all pest exterminators because his father's abuse made him hate the profession mindlessly. Containment in process.
OF-158/Ghost Stranger- Keter- An anomalous man that appears in a ghostly ice cream truck/van and kidnaps children. Not contained but it's most frequent areas are under quarantine.
OF-159/Morpheus Pillow- Euclid- A pillow that, when used for sleep, causes the user to enter a lifelong state of dreaming until they wake up the next day, giving them expansive memories. Contained and secured.
OF-160/K-Fee Screamer- Euclid- A shapeshifting zombie that loves to jumpscare people and is found in the K-Fee German commercials. Contained and restricted.
OF-161/LB Ice Cream Man- Keter- A being made entirely of ice cream known infamously from the Little Baby's Ice Cream commercials. He assimilates other people into ice cream people, and are not capable of melting. Contained and restricted.
OF-162/Autoway Ghost- Keter- A female girl who died from being run over in the cold of winter and thus haunts drivers, including the infamous Autoway commercial. Contained and restricted.
OF-163/Buried Alive- Keter- The monster of the Pokemon creepypasta that consumes Pokemon trainers of any child age that appeared to have escaped from the Memeverse's Creepypasta Sector. Contained and restricted.
OF-164/Moon Alien- Keter- A brutish and territorial alien monster seen from this commercial for beans of all things and singlehandedly responsible for why the original moon landing footage had to be doctored. (REDACTED) in the meantime quietly contacted Outer Force to capture the aggressive creature. The creature is contained after a long struggle and heavily restricted in an OF-owned Intergalactic Wildlife Reserve.
OF-165/Mayhem Man- Euclid- A well-suited man that changes ages and his voice to mimic various things that are associated with various damages expensive for most insurances to cover. You might be familiar with him in the various Allstate commercials, known for giving ironic advice to protect yourself from "Mayhem like (Him)". Containment in process.
OF-166/Old Spice Creatures- Keter- A Duo of Yeti and Anthroised Dragon, Yetifrost and Dragonblast, seen from This Old Spice Commercial. Contained after a commercial went array via using a teleportation device when they were about to clash again.
OF-167/Tobacco Monster- Keter- The cigarette monster of the Real Cost PSAs that induce the effects of smoking quickly on its victims, and lives inside a box of cigarettes. Contained and restricted.
OF-168/Camerubus- Euclid- A lizard-bird-bodied female monster with a camera head that takes a picture of a would-be mate, where they would be manipulated to only love it. It is a heterosexual creature, so it doesn't affect female members of the OF, so men are kept as far away from Camerubus as possible.
OF-169/Huggo- Euclid- A Statue of a Large friendly-looking teddy bear statue in a gesture that is inviting a hug. Be cautious though. Though a friendlier sub-variant of the infamous neck-breaking statue, SCP-173, the thing about actually giving it a hug is that the moment you close your eyes, you get compressed and suffocated. Granted, Huggo doesn't mean to actually cause harm as often it's frozen happy face turns into a wimpery one apawn causing a death, cause it is astronomically strong enough to insta-kill a human in a hug before they realize what happened. It also operates differently in that you actually have to hug the thing for it to inadvertently kill you, but it still does move closer to you from eye-blinks or when it is out of sight, but it stops just feet of you waiting to be hugged, and moves closer every-time you're not looking at it. Though Huggo isn't trying to be dangerious, interactions are heavily restricted and caution apawn containment.
OF-170/Bacon Worm- Keter- A Mutanted Tapeworm resemblant to strips of Bacon that is able to move on its own with centipede-like legs and crawls down into hosts' gullets to reproduce more Bacon Worms. Contained and astronomically restricted.
OF-171/Carn-E-Vil Graveyard- Keter- The Location of the Carn-E-Vil Arcade Game where all of its horrors reside. Quarantined and restricted.
OF-172/Dimension Windows- Euclid- A Windows computer capable of viewing into the Internet of Dimensions (If an Internet presence or something similar exists) and allows access to sites not normally known to the United Universes. Contained and only allowed to OF superiors and higher-ups.
OF-173/Interactive Painting- Safe- Another implied creation of C. Artist that is noted to be like something out of Harry Potter's world in that it changes from portraits to scenery, even of famous paintings. By all means harmless most of the time, but it's been noted to be very testy sometimes, and if aggravated enough, it vomits paint onto you. Granted, nothing harmful happens, you just end up wearing a rainbow of paint colors. Handled with care and as much respect as possible.
OF-174/Polybius Arcade- Euclid- An Arcade of Polybius that well-demonstrates it's implied addictive effects on would-be players and then some. This particular arcade machine is even able to turn players into Polygon Zombies. Heavily contained and restricted, with its cell surrounded by signs that warn "DO NOT PLAY EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!".
OF-175/The Ink Machine- Keter- The Iconic Ink Machine from the "Bendy and the Ink Machine Game", where contained within it are the doomed souls of the failed Joey Drew Studios along with the inky monsters it was responsible for. Heavily restricted from access upon containment.
OF-176/Fire Witch- Keter- A fiery vengeful ghost of a witch that was burned in the times of Salem and a very heavy source of fire outbreaks in forests and cities alike. Even being implied to cause the bush fire in Australia recently. Containment in process.
OF-177/Luckerchan- Euclid- A Leprechaun looking being that is emitting waves and waves of good luck energy. Whenever he's around, he causes lottery and other gambling sites to suddenly be winnable and leave people extremely rich, along with people getting really lucky of having avoided otherwise fatal situations. Though by all means not a hostile or dangerious entity, the Luckerchan is in danger of falling into unsavory hands if he's ever discovered. Containment in-process because that luck energy also works for the Luckerchan as well, ergo his own good luck makes him difficult to catch.
OF-178/Continuity Anomaly- Euclid- A mysterious anomaly that is the cause of discontinuity in any and all forms of fiction. Implied connections to the Bygone Universe as a hyper-evolved Worxian from The Bygoning Guardian. Currently not contained.
OF-179/Era Condor- Euclid- An Implied Offspring between a rogue Buzzeon and a normal condor. It spanned itself throughout many eras and knows many secrets about the objects and people that had gone missing throughout the years. Commonly sought after by archaeologists and those of dishonest intentions alike, the Era Condor is also able to time travel at will or malmitulate time to erase a would-be enemy's bloodline out of existence in self-defense. Containment in process, though Outer Force members are advised to not look like a threat to the defensive and easily provoked Era Condor.
OF-180/Life-Predicting Comic Book- Euclid- A stylized comic book that can reveal to the reader of their past, present, and future. Contained and restricted with many discouragements to not read the comic book, with the warning "You may not like what you see in it".
OF-181/Fruit Punchbowl- Euclid- A Bowl of Fruit Punch that litterally punches you in the face if you try to drink from it. Contained and restricted.
OF-182/Gnomes- Euclid- A race of gnomes who can work themselves into many forms and disguises, or even bigger gnomes, but are also weak to leaf blowers. Contained and restricted in the Gravity Falls Site.
OF-183/Jaded Prince- Euclid- A jade statue of an unknown bygone era prince that's been known to turn people into statues upon direct touch. Contained, isolated, and restricted.
OF-184/God Bone- Euclid- A godly giant bone from Courage the Cowardly Dog's world, noted to taste so good to even deity level canines that they never stop licking unless something else gets their attention, known for being jealously guarded by bones of departed dogs. Contained and restricted, from dogs especially.
OF-185/In-Jester- Keter- A sickly jester-looking clown that upon contact turns others into jester clowns as well. Contained, isolated, and restricted under heavy quarantine procedures.
OF-186/Swanconda- Euclid- A swan with an abnormally long neck to the length of a standard Anaconda, capable to constrict people when provoked. Though it is not harmful enough to be considered dangerous, it is also as dangerous to be around as an average anaconda. Contained.
OF-187/Chicken of the Sea- Safe- A creature with the head of a chicken with a tuna fish's body. Contained and placed into an OF-owned Aquarium Facility.
OF-188/Octogon Dimension- Euclid- A fear-powered pocket dimension seen from "Crypt TV" that often uses aberrations of fear based on 8, most commonly either giant spiders or giant pool table balls with 8 on them. Contained with a special pocket-dimension-catching device and restrained from further incidents.
OF-189/Ice Age 4 Sirens- Euclid- The Sirens of Ice Age 4. As clearly demonstrated that they're not based on a prehistoric creature, they're actually glitch-powered masters of disguise that prey on those stranded in the waters. Contained after the events of the movie.
OF-190/The French Revolutionary- Keter- Implied Nyarlathotepian figure and demi-Outer God. This being is believed to be responsible for causing the downfall of monarchies in the Revolutionary Period, starting with causing the USA to rebel as a British colony to causing the french revolution by exposing the off-color comment of the Queen of France. It has done so because it felt like Monarchies and the systems around them are useless and outdated, along common attributers to Inter-Dimensional Empires, viewing itself as a revolutionary, and figured democracy is the way to go for sentient beings. However, in the times since WW1 and WW2 occurring and the rise of conflict of political beliefs, the Revolutionary has turned against democracy as well, deeming it "A Mistake", now aiming to backpeddle all worlds back to Monarchies. While a well-intentioned entity, it has demonstrated an easily provoke tendency to turn on things not desire to it, so of all of the OF-Occupants, the Revolutionary is one of the most impourent ones to capture, as the process of doing so is still ongoing.
OF-191/Handcuff Claws Cop- Euclid- A mutated policemen with Handcuff claws. Capable of catching any who violated the laws. It's a well intentional lawful entity known to capture any violator of the law and take them to their secluded pocket jail dimension to imprison them, where it is also a warden. Trouble is, it considers every law in the book, not just serious ones, but it is known to tackle misdemeanor laws like littering, jaywalking, or even so much as not cleaning up after your dog. It's handcuff claws only let go to its will as if they're actual claws. It's also the litteral embodiment of the "Long Arm of the Law", as it can flick it's chain-arm handcuff claws to snag violators to any distance. It is also a tireless and persistent creature, that even if you do escape, it will never leave you alone until you're captured. It would even still arrest a departed criminal, not wishing to allow death to stonewall it's misguided views of justice, as it'll take the corpse to the dimension where it's physical laws revive the violator and make them immortal so they can't commit suicide, condemning them to an immortal life of "Paying back Multiverseal Society". OF-191's motivations for doing this are unclear, but some OF-Experts suspect it is a tragic entity, likely originally a resident from the Outer Rims, most possibly the Criminal Dimension due to his obsession with law. As such, OF-191's containment process is ongoing.
OF-192/Umbrell-der- Keter- A spider-creature that pretends to be a normal umbrella, then upon popping off of the Umbrella stick, it crawls off and wrecks havoc until contained again. Contained and restricted.
OF-193/Infectious Cables- Keter- The infection-causing cables from "AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS" that is able to not just infect technology, but organic beings as well, putting them into torturous situations to assimilate them as part of its being. It's been known to put its victims into pseudo-quarantine situations, dispose of would-be threats, control the most deceptive, and ultimately pin people against each other. It was quarantined and captured by Outer Force after it had already brought ruin to a suburban neighborhood that Outer Force has preferred to have kept silent. The Cables are to be held in super-strict containment and kept from infecting tecknowagey, and NOT to be allowed any contact with any sentient.
OF-194/Hoofs- Safe- The name of an unusual creature seen from Deviantart as of recently, but it is actually a sub-holidayian of April Fools. It is repeatedly contained, but it always escapes just around the time of the next April Fools as if the holiday gives it actual power. It's otherwise harmless, but it is classified as a common example of the kind of anomaly that makes you want to say "WHAT THE FUCK"!?
OF-195/Road Ostrich- Euclid- A mutated ostrich mutated accidentally by a now-defunct genetic company called (REDACTED). While otherwise still an unsentient ostrich, it's mind-numbing speeds tends to have an adverse effect on the environment, along with litterally setting roads on fire, and implied unwitting contribute to climate change. Contained with lax interactions.
OF-196/Infinite Birdfeeder- Safe- An Infinite Birdfeeder that produces endless birdseed irresistible to any bird, which even manages to affect the likes of Road Ostrich. Contained and restricted from Bird Members of the Outer Force. Addendum: It's been advised to keep this away from Squirrels as well. Even though the Infinite Birdfeeder has a greater effect on birds, a Squirrel getting to the Birdfeeder can cause infinite seeds to spill out and cause problems when it attracted mass species of birds to flock like crazy, even those of predatory birds. The pluside that otherwise there wasn't a containment breach and that it was beneficial to research. Granted, there was a difficulty for clean-up duty for self-evident reasons, as it took some time to reclose the feeder. Regardless, effected birds were contained and treated of any memory of OF-196, and the Squirrel treated for the same treatment. All were released back into the wild as far away from the Birdfeeder's location as much as possible.
OF-197/Gregory House- Euclid- A Cursed Pandimensional Inn-like establishment filled with psychotic cube-shaped animals and abstract oddities demonstrated from the Gregory Horror Show. Owned and run by Gregory and his family, his easily angered witch mother that eats souls of those trapped in the building and that of Gregory's extremely bratty nephew. This building holds the usual occupants: A Psyco Blood-Fetistist Pink Lizard Nurse, A Candle Hat Chef that can't take criticism, A has-been Timelord whose powers are weakened in the house, and a sentient balance scale that calls itself "Judgement Boy", noted that the darn thing litterally has its own theme song. This building usually tries to keep any "guest" from leaving even inspite of the oddly humorous horrors, under the veil that "Reality is miserable", and though it can suffer from being burned down, in truth, Gregory House is indestructible, because it's power is litterally the misery of those unleased with reality, so it always comes back. True containment is a work in progress due to its nature, but known sites of its influence are always quarantined. Any recovered implied visitors are contained immediately to be given mass loads of therapy being meant to reduce Gregory House's influence.
OF-198/The Love Gas- Euclid- A highly potent gas that can cause people to mindlessly fall in love if any person, even regardless of gender or orientation. This gas has been known to cause mass orgies to happen. It is limited by age, so those of children and toddler range are immuned until they reach a certain age in their teens. Speaking of teens, it has a limited effect, but they are still able to control themselves. Contained and heavily restricted.
OF-199/Mother Reviver- Keter- An extremely compassionate and loving motherly mantid creature in a nun-like outfit of extravagant pinks and reds, dragonfly wings the shape of an angel's, continuous emitting of a heavenly aura, and possesses unwavering love and benevolence to any SCP and OF creature, even if they're Keters, as it will indiscriminately revive any destroyed/neutralized SCP and OF. This creature is considered a frustration to GBA because it always reverses any successful destruction of an OF no matter how badly the creature's damage level and Mother Reviver herself is indestructible because the heavenly light is more than just making her look like a divine force, as it is also a never-faltering force field that would protect her from even the power of Outer Gods. Though a benevolent and kind anomaly, and can be classified as harmless at first, it is classified as Keter because it's lack of an ability to discern which OF and SCP to revive or not does make the Outer Force deem problematic in the name of stability, and her need to revive any and all OFs make her too dangerous. Thus containment attempts are among high-tier priorities.

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OF-200/Mr. Booklyn- A hybrid between a human and a rogue Infinity Librarian that fell in love with his mother. The family got contained, apawn the whole thing having been made a media circus. Booklyn is pretty much an extremely intelligent and sophisticated man, thanks to Infinity Librarian heritage, and came to be working under Outer Force cause of his capability to keep encyclopedic info about every OF force in existence. He mostly resides in OF Libraries as with the nature of his Infinity Librarian Heritage. He is also wicked good at chess and checkers, where even Human-Robot is actually put on the ropes with him. He can even accurately guess any question before you can even think of it.
OF-201/Steampunk Computer- A particular PC made with Steampunk that was found in the ghost town of (REDACTED) that seemed to be implied to be the first created attempt of computers of modern times. Albeit, as was expected of a steampunk device, it operates on a VERY rotamentry system, only having a virtual slide-calculator, a crude early art program, extremely outdated personal documents, and oddly enough, a proto-internet system called "Yee-Haw.Com". It can be noted that this system no longer works as perhaps this computer is the only one of its time, and was also ahead of time. This device was saved from a Void Market attempt to cash in onto the Steampunkery PC.
OF-202/Butt-Roaches- A parasitic species of roach-like creatures that build hives in, the gluteus maximus of hosts. They resemble German Roaches with legs of a Goliath Beetle, the abdomen of a Bombardier Beetle, and a hornet's singer coming out of the end. Though about no bigger than a water bug, these creatures are capable of flight with a frightening and disgusting sounding buzz that can even scare members of the GBA. A Queen has been known to enter a host's buttocks via the (REDACTED) and thus results in the victim's said-buttocks to grow into the astronomical size of a Termite colony, the still leaving host made to be planted on the ground, yet with the mobility of a tortoise, being made to drag themselves to viable food sources. Contained and restricted with heavy prejudice.
OF-203/Infinite Doritos- An otherwise deceptively normal-looking party-bag sized Standard-Issue Dorito Nacho Chips, but when the bag is opened, it doesn't matter the amount taken from it, even if it looked like the entire bag was used, it would still have quantumly unlimited amounts of Doritos. The Catch is that the Doritos are highly addictive (Even more than the expected standard of quality chips), and eating directly from the bag will lead to endless eating until the person becomes astronomically fat from trying to eat all of the chips. The bag had to be confiscated and held in a super-restrictive place that even Lifecraft is not allowed anywhere near it.
OF-204/Everplay Toys- A misfit group of toys that, regardless of age and gender, would always have the present person play with them and love them unconditionally. These toys ranged from a shape-shifting teddy bear, a fantasy-powered raggedy-ann-eqsed doll, a toy car that changes size from that of a hot-wheels to that of a barbie car, a customizable action figure, a toy airplane with tiny model people in it, a rocket ship that turns into an actual functional rocket capable of interstellar travel, A Toy Robot with modern tech specs, an imagination powered board game, a shape-shifting pile of Bionicle Lego Pieces, a pirate ship with well-detailed toy pirates reminiscent of Fisher-price, A Toy Train with the length of an Anaconda and constricting strength of such, self-aware numbered toy blocks, YoYo Jump-Rope, An Ever-Changing Doll-House Mansion, sentient jumping jacks, a cheery clown-face rubber ball, a riddle-spewing jack-in-the-box, a hyper-artistic etcher-sketch, a magical coloring book, a populous Lego Earth, a pogo-stick/riding horse-head hybrid, and all apparently ring-leader'd by a show-accurate figurine of Twilight Sparkle, Pre-Alicorn. Though no physical harm is noted from interaction, these toys are noted to be joy-parasites and are to be treated with caution as these toys are tireless in wanting to be played in due to the nature of how they feed on joy. Contained and restricted in their own Toybox Lair, done so by a specialized lock and key Mr. Booklyn and Dr. Philmore had personally designed to only work for them and no one else. Update: The Everplays are now being utilized to pacify OF-205.
OF-205/Apocolyptic Tantrum-Throwing Brat- An otherwise normal-looking 1-Year Toddler that throws a violent tantrum in an apocalyptic means, as the angier he gets, the more he hulks out and turns into a raging flame-beast. Noted to be really into toys and horses, thus the Everplays were utilized to pacify the subject during a destructive firy event on its home city of (REDACTED). Both the child and related family are moved under OF care so to better control the firy tantrum, with prior evidence of the family's existence expunged for secrecy purposes, the Everplays are used to keep him calm due to demonstrated resistance to fire, which is surprising all things considered given they're either made of plastic or otherwise non-flame retardant materials, warranting further study of Everplay Toys of possible invulnerability, along with OF-Nanny Staff and even specialized child-friendly OFs are utilized to raised the child to control his tantrums, the everplays used as positive reinforcement of demonstrating good behavior, though the staff is advised to not be too harsh on OF-205 to avoid fires. OF-205 is allowed interactions with parents, under the advisement of OF Superiors that they avoid being too strict and forceful onto any possible cause of the child's disobedience issues. Soft but firm disciplinary measures will be allowed, but anything more aggressive then time-out could risk a trigger, especially if it involves taking away the Everlpays without authorization from OF-Staff, which will result in parents being reprimanded and restrictions on allowing them to interact with OF-205 will be implanted until things have settled down. Interviews of the origin of OF-205's powers are ongoing.
OF-206/All-Liquid Soda Fountain- A Soda-Fountain with buttons for every single possible choice of liquids on it. From editable liquids to not so much, the ALSF has a vast more infinite excess to liquids to even things outside of the current dimension and seems capable of making new liquids out of quantum nowhere. Held in the OF Lunchroom, but to prevent abuse and/or incidents, only OF-Staff of higher ranks are allowed to handle ALSF.
OF-207/Dr. Childhood's Omni-Pets- A perhaps possible rip-off or off-brand cousin of Wondertainment, Dr. Childhood appears to be offering similar but extremely vastly more superior products then Wondertainment. The Omni-Pets function in the same way, but were capable to survive in environments and conditions Wondertainment's pets couldn't survive in, indicating vastly perfected life-forms and seem capable to evolve on the fly of an alternate environment. Advertisement on egg-packets went as such: "Still tired of normal pets, and our old friendly rivals in WondertainmentTM couldn't offer the perfect alternative to any of you that live near volcanic areas or the rare astronaut family, along with being stuck with such a pet being stuck in a certain shape getting boring anyway? Look no further then Omni-PetsTM, courtesy of Dr. ChildhoodTM, as now you can own the perfect marvels of evolution as the truly perfect pets. Once they hatch, the possibilities will be endless as you control the power of evolution in the palm of your hands. Disclaimer: Omni-Pets may or may not get along with normal animals or any present Wondertainment PetsTM, if you have questions about Omni-PetTM, contact the number (REDACTED) or check out the Dr. Childhood Website at (REDACTED). Having more than one Omni-Pet may lead to uncontrolled reproduction of eggs, actual genders may vary. All Rights Reserved." Every single sighting of Omni-Pet Egg Packets are to be immediately claimed from any Pet Store, Super-Market, Mall, and even regional flea markets, and any reported Omni-Pet purchasers and owners are to be tracked down, confiscated of pets and wiped of memories of the creatures, the same actions repeated to any witnesses of this ownership.
OF-208/Multiverse Strip Club Deluxe- A Simular Anomanaly to SCP-1472, but is considered a deluxe version. On top of the usual entities seen from the usual site, it also has additional figures there, ranging from an acrobat bat anthro act, ninja pterosaurs, a shape-shifting female anomaly that takes the form of the looker's personal fantasy, Sexually Perversed Wasp Women, and the Deluxe's club top dancer, an avian siren who's litteral swansongs drags in whatever money is left by patrons, having sometimes been known to snag a particularly desired patron to keep for itself. This Deluxe club takes place in an abandoned Victorian mansion in (REDACTED), which has been quarantined and contained, being made heavily more restricted than its SCP-counter-part. When active, on top of 1472's typical "Owner", it also has raptormen bouncers, an octopus DJ, a Cthuluian Bartender, And Giant Floating Eyes as Bathroom Attendants. It even has a more restaurant-style setting, complete with flirty troodon waitresses and food not dissimilar to Hooters.
OF-209/Multiverseal Studios- An entire studio lot in (REDACTED) that while it looks abandoned and untouched, it is actually active Multiverseal Abnormalities that function as if it's some sort've Multiverseal Studio lot. Ranging from shows similar to the Game Show of Death and that of LAUGH IS FUN and most other registered SCP-TV Show Entities, it also has it's own things, from a Jeopardy-like Gameshow that is run by Dummy-Nappers that use it to capture the "Losers" of the game as "Proven Idiots", called "Are You An Idiot?", A Parasitic Joy Parasite-run show hosted by "Happy the Clown", a Krusty the Clown-eqsed Figure that airs cartoons from across the Multiverse and proned to crazy antics, A Cosmic Cooking Show hosted by a Squid being chef named "Chef Ala Squid" that cooks alot of multiversal dishes, along with various multiversal commercial studios, including those for Wondertainment and Dr. Childhood, an animation studio where cartoons come to life in litteral fashions, and a movie studio lot where an enteror is thrown into their most favorite movie and has to survive it. The area has been heavily contained and restricted and quarantined.
OF-210/Oceanberg- A Moble-Iceberg with ocean-life in it, ranging from prehistoric to modern-day, as the water in the iceberg has a viable ecosystem within its icy walls. Contained and quarantined in restricted OF-controlled oceans. Addendum: Relations to the SCP equivalent to OF-210 is still being researched.
OF-211/Chef Hat- A Traditional Chef Hat that wearing it turns its wearer into the perfect cook. It is actually a twin companion of Chef's Knife of SCP fame, where the two actually balance eachother out, whereas, without the hat, the knife just does murderous tendencies, whereas the hat often has to settle for what it's wearer can find. Cause of the Chef's Knife's particular danger levels while the hat is still only being understood of its true capabilities with its reunion with the knife, the Foundation has understandably kept cautious about OF's request to transfer the knife to their care, cautious of an unstoppable combination.
OF-212/Yule Father- A Clothed and older version of SCP's infamous "Yule Man", but thankfully a far more benevolent and far less gruesome equivalent. Yule Father is capable to turn snow and water into any desired toy of any child, of which like a more traditional Santa, only gives it to them when they are good, as also like a normal Santa, Yule Father gives naughty Children Coal, of which Yule Father makes from a departed animal mixed with his magical fecal matter. Yule Man potaintionally being considered his equivalent to Krampus but far worse than a traditional Krampus, if possibly that Yule Man has a relation to Yule Father, possibly as Yule Father is Yule Man's father or grandfather, possibly that Yule Man had gone rogue from what Yule Father does. True containment not required, though it is noted that Yule Father does come to hibernate in OF bases up until around the time period between Late December to Early January.
OF-213/The Adams Family- The ever infamously spooky and unusual Adams Family. Even their own mansion is an abnormality of its own right. Whether cartoon or live-action, the Adams are often as heavily monitored as possible, as often the spooktacular situations make true containment slightly impossible.
OF-214/Coral Creature- The Coral Creature as seen from "What's New, Scooby-Doo?". Its natural habitat came to be quarantined apawn the creature's discovery so as to be protected from further disturbances, as well as from any of OF's usual adversaries. Possibilities of related instances are being carefully considered, and sightings are to always be taken seriously.
OF-215/Where the Dragons Are Now- (Redacted Infomation for Safety of new Fantasy Realm Location.)
OF-216/Sweet 16 Fairy- A Fairy reminiscent of the good witch of Wizard of Oz that is responsible for female transitions into the age of 16 that turns girls to women. Containment not required cause of this fairy's lack of danger.
OF-217/Snapdragon- The little dragon seen from these commercials that had demonstrated incredible power for its size, along with incredible intelligence and surprising friendliness to sentients, being able to reside itself into phones. The little creature has proven very helpful in tracking missions for OFs.
OF-218/Dyrnwyn- An enchanted sword of interest monitored by the OF. Currently pocessed by the Witches of Morva.
OF-219/Weed Hippie- A Mutanted Hippie from the 60s that is now a walking Weed Plant creature. Being within-distance of the creature results in being made majorly high and under the influence. Thus true containment is impossible, though quarantines of its own hangouts are doable. Addendum: Requests to make it the new "OF-420" are to be denied, because it'd be TOO obvious, and that it has already been designated to an albeit similar anominalian.
OF-220/Parasitic Tophat- A magic parasite tophat capable to suck out mana from even beings not known for magic capabilities. Contained and heavily restrained.
OF-221/Vivarium Suburbs- The location of the modern movie Of the same name. It is a small pocket dimension of an unrealistically perfect and samey suburbia neighborhood that is actually being used by parasitic humanoid aliens that adopt tactics similar to Cookoo Birds where unsuspecting victims are made to rear young as the area slowly kills them whilst driving them broken and insane. These humanoids are noted to otherwise be unremarkably similar to humans, except that male humans are capable of extending throats to rather uncomfortable degrees, along with implied capabilities to malmitulate the reality of the suburbia. The suburbs are noted to be filled with identical houses, oddly perfect and samey clouds, self-aware and instant growth grass, and TVs that only seem to pocess Zebra-like patterns that only the strange creatures understand. The humanoids are noted to have extremely shorter lifespans, often where these beings have to replace eachother to repeat a vicious cycle. Moving the curve would reveal a smooshed up versions of other ongoing cases of people being made to raise these such beings. Containment in-process due to the deceptive nature of these beings.
OF-222/2-Dimensional- A rather unusual being that is litterally a living drawing represented on a piece of paper. The paper itself is implied to be a conduit portal to this being's presence wherever the paper is residing. Contained with laxxed interactions due to the "2-Dimensional" Being's docile nature, though it has demonstrated being testy to being interacted during "private moments".
OF-223/Sister Printer- The Female Equivalent to 1146, the aptly named "Psyco Printer". It has been revealed to be the sister of such SCP and is considered to be of stronger and well put together 3D printer model, where it's printed models are considered immortal until damaged or too far away from the Printer, then will end up like PP's models and turn into inanimate models. Apawn learning of what occurred with SCP equivalent, It claims that P.P. is only an easily confused child, that it's possible it made a false equivalency of cats being associated with pain due to a lewd assistant's attempt to "Grossingly Pleasure itself". With this revelation, OF has attempted to have SCP 1146 transferred to OF care. The approval process for such is still pending.
OF-224/Cheesedoodle Colony- A Sapient Colony of Grubworm-eqsed Cheesedoodles that are noted to be eusocial and live in a giant anthill of cheese powder that produces delicious editable cheese. The Colony is kept and contained for research and that of serving the cheese to staff and members on special occasions. Though cheese harvesters are cautioned, cause though the cheesedoodles are not hostile, they can be defensive of their cheesy quarry, and if not treated with respect and earned of trust, the provoked colony will dog-pile on the interloper in alue to bees doing so to Japanese Hornets, and produce a deadly heat to kill the interloper. Otherwise, the Cheesedoodle Colony is passive and friendly, but very protective of their cheese.
OF-225/Nanny McPhee- A magic capable nanny that is able to handle even the most unpleasant of children. Her appearance when first met makes her look extremely unpleasant to look at, resembling an immeasurably flawed woman with warts and other imperfections. But as the behavior of children improves, in leading to better family interactions, McPhee turns into a much more flawless woman. Being considered harmless and beneficial even as an anomalous being, no true containment is required, though McPhee has been welcomed in helping with problematic Outer-God Hybrid Children held in the OF bases over the years, even volunteering to help with some OFs and certain Child-Eqsed SCPs, even managing to inspire obedience to the infamous "Lost Children". She offered her services but has requested that OF-Nanny staff is to be as co-operative with her as possible, as well as OF-205's parents. She demonstrated calm even at the face of OF-205 about to have a fire-outburst, of which with a thump of her staff, her magic immediately placed OF-205 into a slumber. McPhee would prove beneficial in pacifying OF-205'S tantrums.
OF-226/Diving Team Giraffes- A group of otherwise unremarkable-looking giraffes that when shown into an OF-Owned Swimming pool and presented at a high-dive, the giraffes would suddenly develop incredible acrobatic and gymnastic diving abilities, and would continue this for a certain period of time, then would all proceed to drink from the pool water. Given the studies of Dr. (Name Redacted) and the beliefs that Giraffes originated from (REDACTED), it's implied that these giraffes are still connected to implied traits that Giraffes of that realm were capable of athletic feats and that perhaps these giraffes still pocess some connection to this realm in that way. Laxed Interactions allowed because otherwise, these are still pretty much normal giraffes, though they have been allowed a personal pool and high-dive to keep entertained. (Test Footage AKDash9 is permitted by the OF Council).
OF-227/90s Commercials Side-Effects- A series of anomaly-tainted products that have been noted to initially have things behave like a 90s commercial until things, get unpleasant. Contained Objects so far include an off-brand equivalent to Caprise Sun and has similar effects to its 90s commercials of allowing an amorphous journey, but it ends with turning the drinkers into a mutanted abomination that clearly demonstrates hostile behavior, and "Big Game Pizza Pigskins", a pizza rolls product of a self-explanatory name reminiscent of football promotional products, that seems to bring the infected beast back even after the creature was destroyed. Both the creature, side-named "OF-227-A", and the contaminated products are contained. All victims, living and deceased, had also been contained, and records of their existence have been removed under orders of secrecy. It's to be declared that any more reported tainted products and instances of OF-227-A are to be neutralized and remains contained to prevent revival attempts by OF-199. It is tragically reported that there's no reversing OF-227-As after they drink the off-brand Caprise Sun drinks, so it was deemed humane to have the contained instance euthanized, and it's body preserved in the OF-morgue designed to protect departed Ofs from being readily revived by Mother Reviver. The contained tainted products, in the meanwhile, are restricted as possible and kept in isolation chambers, and are advised to not ever be consumed, espeically not the pizza-byproducts given their reviving nature of OF-227-A instances. (Document Footage JKRDash9 Permitted under Council Approval, but Discretion Advised.)
OF-228/Google Guy- OF-228 is an unusually well equipped otherwise average-looking human being who referred to himself as "Google". He was discovered in an otherwise empty office building where it was noted that civilians have lined up to "Google Guy" to collect what they desire from him, of which is often specific answers no less different than an actual google search. Google Guy appears omniscient, granted more often to be based on information currently held by the Google Search Engine. Though the being is harmless, he has been noted to be RATHER sarcastic and impatient with some people's requests, as if he was a typical person being made to do a 9-to-5 job he came to be disillusioned of. He is also able to manifest pictures of desired requests to people, whether they be specific pictures, documents of desired information, the nature of these may vary. He has been noted to sometimes offer specific information, but in an instance of dealing with an Anti-Vaxxer, the civilian still insisted on desired knowledge that favors their worldview. Though he has been noted to give a disgruntled sigh, he will give the request regardless, albeit it's suspected he WILL judge you for that request. It has been noted that sometimes Civilians would speak illiterately as if they were spelling on a search bar, which adds to Google Guy's annoyance. He's been noted that if you ask for "Download (Redacted)", he would ask "Ever heard of (Dedicated Infomation)", implying he's an anomalous being in favor of anything related to his namesake, as well noted for his brief period of advertising for "Google Plus", of which the manifestation of it is represented with himself. In some instances, espeically involving (REDACTED), an agent of the (REDACTED) would (REDACTED). He was also noted to theme himself to specific birthdays and holidays and specific events, (See Recorded Conversations Tape made by OF-Spy Drone). It was noted that a similar anomaly who is named "Bing" also shares the building but is not as visited, likely reflecting actual usage to Bing. The being is shown to be inviting and friendly, but likely because it was never subjugated to the unusual nonsense of what Google Guy deals with. Google Guy has shown aggregation to delayed line ups and has been noted to yell angerly for such lines to move. This isn't to be seen as the figure being aggressive as more like extremely impatient with delays. Sometimes it was seen that Google Guy has a woman entity litterally named "Alexa", which seemed to have manifested around the appearance of the Alexa and likewise products. She's been noted to misunderstand certain things (See document footage for details). It was even discovered that Google Guy responded to a cat as if it was like it got on a keyboard and made a mess. Some Staff members in the monitoring team had found this humorous and relatable. When asked for the deep web, his office starts to have electric problems as Google Guy suddenly had a lantern and robed, whilst unenthusiastically saying "Follow Me". (Research of this represented manifestation is still ongoing). One person, when requested for "Sonic Pics" and asked for "Safe Search off", a stack of paper began to fly around and was noted to not be enjoyed by Google Guy. When asked to clear history, Google Guy manifests a flamethrower that's used to remove requested content. When asked for Facebook, he brings out keys and mutters "Lazy" under his breath. It's implied that Facebook has a represented anomaly as well. When asked for directions, though Google Guy complies, a sudden appearance of a yelling man demanding to "Get off the High Way" comes in, perhaps suggesting that the civilians themselves are actually avatars of actual internet usage, explaining why the civilians vanish after getting what they want. When appointments are finished, Google Guy manifests himself a blanket and goes to sleep, however it appears represented to Google being down as chaos occurs. There appears to be a reoccurring civilian that always asks for rather odd things (See Document Footage for clarity), of which Google Guy had demonstrated annoyance too. When asked for climate change not being real, he was quick to offer a manifesting box with plenty of papers saying it's NOT real but was refused the same way as with the Anti-Vaxxer. When asked for medical concerns, he does politely (As can be) recommend a doctor. When asked if the Internet's working, Google Guy asks for the asker to think for a second. When requested for "Do a Barrel Roll", Google Guy's office litterally turns around, though implications of reality-altering capabilities are well implied as-is from more subtle cases, however, this instance had confirmed it. After that, it was finally approved by the council to have the office building quarantined to prevent the risk of real persons from entering it. It's perhaps considered to be an infected link to the Cybervoid, as such, the building is to be quarantined to prevent real people from stumbling into it. Further Research onto Google Guy has been placed on hold, due to OF's Ethics Department being concerned about spying onto people's privacy in light of revelations of what Google Guy actually is. Thus the drone was recalled from its position and had since been reassigned. (Document Footage URLXYZDash40 as provided by Drone, Approved for viewing by Council.)
OF-229/Infinite Wish Jinn- A Jinn, or Genie, Reminiscent of Genie but of a rainbow of colors and of a rather flamboyant effeminate personally, is described as a genie that doesn't obey the traditional three rules and in fact, doesn't even obey the "Three Wishes" limit, and is also capable to grant wishes that never backfire in spectacular nor dangerious ways. Though the Jinn has made it clear that you always have to say "I Wish" when you want something from him, even when interviewed, though it does insist that there's no danger of wasting wishes, the name speaks for itself on this. Its lamp is the standard magical lamp affair, baring an itched writing that states "He who controls the Infinite Jinn, controls all factors of life", and implied indestructible nature. Because of the ruleless and consequence-free nature of this Jinn, the Jinn is to be heavily restricted and interactions are to be limited to interviews apawn its containment. Any, who used the Jinn to make self-serving wishes, or even well-intentioned wishes designed to capture certain OFs or even SCPs, even a method to actually destroy such designated for termination, is to be reprimanded and the wish to be reversed, even if it's at the organizations' personal disbenefit. It is so because the Jinn's powers are not to be used for any level of personal gain, regardless of lack of side-effects, because the Jinn has admitted that it doesn't have a good standing with the Multiverseal Hiarchey, and has warned if it's "Been Enjoyed Too Much or used to make a Group too Powerful", it will risk the agitation of The Cosmic Citidel, and the Jinn itself had actually advised being "Enjoyed Sparingly". OF-Officials have done well to take this advice extremely well.
OF-230/Parasitic Money Printer- A Money Printer that's a greed-parasite that absorbs greed energy from any individual greedy enough around it, using the money as a lure to have the individual want to be around it as a sort've beneficial symbiotic relationship. The Printer feeds on greed, and the individual is made extremely rich with money that is actually remarkably like legitament currency. It can never be caught as counterfeit even regardless of OF-230 not being a registered currency printer of any government. This process also corrupts the individual using it into being mindlessly greedy and want more wealth, benefiting the parasite. If place within the presence of a political leader or a higher rank of any organization, even if they're not known for greed obsession, the results would be dystopic. Thus, Outer Force contained the printer and kept it in the most isolated chamber readily available to it with the heaviest restrictions against interacting with the printer. Any who'd interacted with the printer, espeically those with a great understanding and/or appreciation of money and wealth, and/or those of troubled financial situations, are to be reprimanded and administered amnesiacs for their own good. Any created currency from the printer is to be safely burned to prevent any chance of a host. Talks of using the printer as a shorce of income for Outer Force are to be always refused and all Higher Ranks are to be reminded of the risks the printer poses.
OF-231/Misery-Taking Wasps- A species reminiscent of common wasps but it's body pattern is that of rainbows, a different color for each segment. In possible similarity to SCP's "Boredom Butterflies", they're an insect species that in a similar fashion, place themselves onto the noses of sentient beings, but they use their specialized stingers to sting the person and "Take away Misery" from that method. Some researchers found that rather ironic given that being stung by wasps would normally contribute to misery. Though the sting is considered rather inconvenient, as with all stinging insects, surprisingly those who felt the sting don't complain much about it. The Wasps pocess a specialized venom that thankfully lacks negative effects, though concerns for allergic reactions are still being tested. This venom seems to process properties that, for reasons still being research, disable an infected person's ability to feel misery, along with side effects that by extension, infected subjects are incapable to feel sadness, though to limited variables, as a greater side-effect is noticed that persons under the venom's influence are always abnormally happy, positive, with can-do attitudes, and cheery to sometimes albeit rather annoying levels. It is intentionally so, cause the initial infected are lures designed to locate more persons to take misery from, and negative reactions will inform a hive of a person not being positive, thus workers would immediately track down this person regardless of actual location and distance between the Wasps and new hosts. Though how the Wasps are able to do this is still being debated, though usage of pheromones is a popular consensus. The Wasps particular favorite kinds of hosts are often individuals with nihilistic thoughts or mental illness, suicide attempters, and even so much as general cases of dis-satisfaction, theoretically, any person expressing misery or have misery associated thoughts. Lifecraft had cautioned that though the wasps have potaintional uses in helping troubled individuals, he warned of possible scenarios of these wasps being used by governments to instate indisputable control, most espeically to governments under a totalitarian or corrupt rule, warning that the Wasps would be used to take away dis-satisfaction of protesters or critics of the governments' ways and control them to be more supportive. Thus wild instances of the wasps are to be immediately contained, and that the monasteries that hold captive instances reminiscent to such monasteries for the Boredom Butterflies, are to be monitored and protected from less-desirables, even more so in troubled countries and kingdoms. The reasons for why these insects harvest misery is actually for the purposes of hardening their waxy paper nest, along with for purposes of feeding larva and the queen of a jelly made from harvested misery, though it is still being debated on how a sting harvests the misery, other than assumptions of complicated anatomy still being researched. Addendum: In Light of the (REDACTED) Pandemic, any wild or escaped Misery-Taking Wasp Nest is to be contained as soon as possible, espeically more so as rising levels of dissatisfaction cause of social distancing and economic concerns are especially arousing the wasps, even without any presence of infected hosts. The monasteries are notified to keep their instances as contained as possible, and OF-Call-Trackers are to monitor for any alerts related to "Wasp Problems" and are to discern between common cases to anything related to the Misery-Taking Wasps. After such, witnesses will be administered anesthetics for purposes of secrecy, found hosts are to be taken for treatment, and reported cases are to be censored and stricken by the OF-Media Team.
OF-232/Animatronic Factory- An abandoned factory in (REDACTED) once belonging to "Happy Characters Inc" back in the 1960s. Self-explained name, it's an animatronic factory. Happy Characters Inc was a provider of "Mascot Character" animatronics, commonly for Animantronic-based Pizza Restaurants, Theme Parks and Carnivals, and the rare movie production. However, it fell victim to a Mischiver Curse placed apawn it by the late 60s, resulting in the mascot animatronics to have gone crazy and the factory turned into a conversion machine for more such Mascot Animontronics. Workers and other staff had been lost in the process. The factory was abandoned by the company, which proceeded to go bankrupt due to too many forsakened projects for high-tier businesses, alongside lawsuits for loss of life, which tainted the company's image. Much of the Animatronics, even if they were freshly made, seem to be enturnally suffering from a state of disrepair, some of them with broken faces, exposed animatronic parts, and occasional sparks of electricity. When encountered with any interlopers into the factory, the animatronics, lead-singer'd by an Animatronic Representation of the company's mascot, Dappy the Happy Weasel, assumed to be a sort've leader of this forsakened factory, proceed to sing, mysteriously enough, the FNAF 2 song "Survive the Night", where the damaged machines, inspite of their state of disrepair, are able to dance perfectly and well co-ordinated as if they're actually just people in costumes. At the start of the song, the animatronics appear harmless enough, as sometimes the Leader Animatronic, "Dappy", would proceed to dance with the first interloper during the song, making appropriate gestures at certain lyrics, and even welcomes the interlopers, but apawn a certain point, they would reference in the song of noticing that the interlopers had "Flesh", and immediately suggest to investigate "What's underneath the seams", then the appearance of a crudely constructed animatronic spider monstrosity, made crudely from mix-match robotic parts, some of which look originally part of the factory originally, with a funny goofy Cartoon Mascot Head with a damaged tophat attachment, producing a mechanical roar, then sprays a web-like substance that is always on point to targets, is noted to be no different in fake spider web Halloween Decoration in appearance, but functions quite similarly as an actual spider web and is impossible to break free from. As the song continues, the persons would be dragged to operation tables, surrounded by goofy but extremely modified animal doctor mascots, including a leading doctor with resembles a duck anthropomorphic that bares alot of specific medical tool attachments, assisted by a feminate Flamingo Nurse Anthro, hands made of needles filled with medical fluids designed to numb patients of the procedure, then the animatronic doctors would proceed to operate on patients on a mass removal of all insides of victims. After this, the hallowed bodies are placed on conveyor belts, resulting in the husks to go through the process of being converted into Animontronics, sometimes with proper factory equipment, other times with parts reminiscent of Muppet-like Puppet Animatronics, that sometimes sway in-tune of the ongoing song, as apawn the song's completion, the victims are not animatronics, of the same conditions of the others. This became knowledgeable to Outer Force, because of recovered footage of a camera that belonged to A.R.M. activists trying to collect proof of the factory's anomalous nature apawn OF arrival to the factory. It's to be noted that the Animatronics are not indestructible, but are immediately repaired by other animatronics via the factory if severe enough, or placed on operation tables and treated by the Animatronic Doctors in a surgery-like manner for minor damage. Apawn this recovered footage, the factory had been heavily quarantined to prevent additional victims. The Animatronics demonstrate a hivemind mentality, and though they have shown singing capabilities, baring "Dappy", the animatronics are not capable of speech outside of glitched recordings of catchphrases, implying the song and dance member is possibly some kind of ritual event-triggered only by the presence of organics. In order to prevent new victims, the abandoned nature of the building is to be used as a cover to prevent people from entering, along with other covers that the building has been bought and scheduled for demolition once the approval process goes through.
OF-233/Corpse Scavenger Coffin- A coffin-entity perhaps related to some fashion to SCP-895, but it's been noted to lack any of that SCP's properties, instead, being a coffin with four protruding spider-like legs capable to climb any surface, though it's been noted for having difficulty traversing on stainless steel. As the name suggests, it's a creature that scavages on the departed. It's commonly sighted to be digging up and ruining graves, busting into mausoleums, and even defiling sacred burial grounds, simply for the purpose of food. It's noted that OF-233 prefers average climate locations, and to be on land, as anything hotter or colder will either drive it to migrate or hibernate respectively, and it's been noted to not be a good swimmer, though it does float given its wooden body. It doesn't object to any current state of the departed, whether recently deceased or even if dead for millennia, the OF-233 demonstrates no pickiness, as appropriate for scavenger behavior. When a team was sent to capture the entity, corporal of the team demonstrated extreme hostility towards the creature and tried to terminate it, even when it was not authorized. The Agent had admitted to having first witnessed the entity at a funeral home as a young boy, being traumatized at the sight of the creature consuming his recently departed grandfather. Given his brother was revealed to be a field agent to him, he joined Outer Force in hopes of being able to get justice onto 0F-233. Regardless, the captain kept control of the situation and OF-233 was contained without further incident. The Corporal was placed in psychiatric therapy to recover from his personal scars, though the corporal still on occasion would make requests to OF council members for termination of OF-233, though only gets reminded that the worse OF-233 is, is a mindless scavager, and short of it having a taste for living things or capable of apocalyptic abilities, random destruction simply over the consumption of a love-one is not proper OF protocol. It has been noted that the Corporal does at least get a form of self-satisfaction watching OF-233 struggle with its stainless steel containment unit, admitting "There's that, at least.". Though the creature looks imposing, the creature is very fearful of living things, or as the Corporal likes to put it, "It's a (REDACTED) coward!", showing that the creature would not be difficult to recontain should a breach occur, though it may be an implication that it may have a bad association with sentients likely cause of it's-aversion to screaming and that it has associated screams instinctually with trouble. In Lifecraft's own words, "It's more afraid of us then we would be of it".
OF-234/Golden Knife- A Golden Knife that processes the ability that if the blade is touched in any way, whether cutting or just touching the metal of the blade on the sides, the subject will develop an absolute mastery and knowledge of economics, along with an extreme love for money and wealth, even if they were previously critics of money and economics. It was found in the possession of an otherwise incompetent accountant who was purposely cutting himself with the knife, which has been noted that cuts are painless and the knife pocesses healing properties when in use, to turn himself into an opposite of what he was. Both this accountant and the Knife were captured apawn his discovery by a concerned co-worker that was worried about a case of self-harming being commited in the building. Anesthetics were applied to all persons of the building and were erased of memories of the accountant and the knife. The Accountant is held in an OF-Persons-Of-Interests Holding Cell wing for purposes of interviews while the knife is to be contained and restricted from further interactions. It's been noted that the effects of it granting this knowledge are temporary, thus subjects that interacted with it are driven to repeatedly slice themselves with the knife to keep the effect active, as the contained accountant's knowledge had been reversed apawn prolonged separation from the knife.
OF-235/With Many Voices But Blue- A Variment Species of SCP-939, but blue. Apart from the obvious blue color, they're not dissimilar to appearance to SCP-939, though it's noted they demonstrate less hostile behavior than their red cousins. Though it's still to be acknowledged that they're meat eaters in nature, but are preferent to non-sentient animals. A pack would appear to behave similarly to gorillas or most other primates that work together but are known to show early-human ancestry levels of intelligence, capable of constructing tools in some cases, albeit alot of them extremely crude in nature, ranging from stone-age spears and objects that appear resemblance to bows and arrows. Though they maintain quadrupedal stances, it's noted the creatures do occasionally stand upright, justifying the existence of the tools and how they would be used. They do show similar traits to their red cousins, primarily to their voice mimicry and reproduction. Key-differences are that OF-235 examples demonstrate actual instincts and aggression in protecting their young, and any stillborns or early departed infants are noted to be given proper burials instead of consumption, the creatures demonstrating an actual sense of loss for the young. This also applies to any adult that dies, whether of natural causes or other means of death. It's to be noted that the creatures ARE protective of burial sites and were shown being quick to hiss and howl at interlopers, perhaps this is done to protect departed pack members from scavagers. Offspring still resemble humans, but instead of how it is for SCP-939, as the offspring grow up, they gradually turn into the appearance of the adults. A hierarchy is always lead by a large male with large frills that cover it's entire back, while females and younger males resemble standard physiology to SCP-939. The Alpha demonstrates a very strong protective nature of all pack members, and would provokingly attack anything that demonstrates willful harm to the pack, being not dissimilar to silverback gorillas, thus it's suspected that sometimes young males coming of age would challenge the Alpha for rights to land, females and pack leadership. Outside of this, the creatures do demonstrate friendliness to sentients, though Alphas are noted to stare aggressively of any subject within their pack as if being cautious to potaintional danger. Other pack members would demonstrate affectionate behavior, curiosity to all possessions of individuals, some pack members even attempt to communicate by mimicking voices. It's noted that the Alpha is to be respectful to his authority and to always be kept at reasonable distances, as he gets more aggressive and agitated if subjects get too close. In time, the Alpha will start to get used to the subject but still display cautious behavior, specially if subjects get too close to pups and the burial site. If the Alpha comes to fully accept the subject, it would no longer act unpleasant, even allowing subjects to get close. Be advised that alphas reacted to betrayal easily by even minor disruption of a burial site or any negative act to pack members, espeically to pups. After such an incident occurs, all pack members would either act with more caution or even aggression to the wrongdoing under the Alpha's lead. These creatures don't hold on to grudges, as noted that simple acts of kindness like helping an injured pup or rescuing them from a dangerious situation makes the pack friendlier again to the subject, even if the event wasn't witnessed, as often ups yip to speak to adults as if explaining what the subject did. Thus, the Alpha will maintain an enturnal sense of trust to the subject, and use face paint to make a subject an impromptu member of the pack, and are allowed to be around pups and the burial site (Within Reasonable Restrictions). The Alpha instructed that if any departed pack member or pup is to be taken, it's under the Alpha's permission. The Alpha will permit a periment removal of certain departed members but insists that some members, like direct relatives to the Alpha, are forbidden, and any taking of pups are only temporary and are to be taken back to the pack by their 15th birthday to be reconnected to their true nature, though the adoption of orphaned pups will be allowed, under the same advise of them having to come back to the pack by 15th birthday. Failure of meeting agreements results in the pack to take back the departed or pups themselves, with the Alpha scorning the neglectful subject, though doesn't do anything worse than a temporary punishment. Otherwise, trusted subjects are still treated with trust, even more so with orphans that were raised by staff, as sometimes it's noted that some adopted orphans would develop attractions to humans due to being raised around humans as abit of an association issue, demonstrating why the Alpha is strict of having pups back by the age of 15. A female instance that has grown-up was noted as being repeatedly flirty to guards since she was raised by humans. Further adoptions have been discontinued since, which the creatures seem to acknowledged when trusted subjects stopped asking for pups, thus the pack proceeded to adopt orphans themselves. All this was learned with a contained pack of OF-235s, which the pack was encountered having saved SCP personal from a pack instance of SCP-939 and chasing them off, and quickly demonstrating friendliness to the personal, though the pack's Alpha confiscated the squad's weapons and destroyed the weapons, potaintionally implying it was familiar with guns before. Outer Force was called to collect this particular pack. The Pack, having been referred to as "OF-235-A", has come to trust up to half of the OF-Personal, including Mr. Lifecraft espeically. Other instances of OF-245s need no true containment, but any reported sightings near cities and population centers will be transported to OF-owned Wildlife Reserves for anomalous creatures. When the Alpha was questioned on why his pack saved the SCP personal from SCP-939, the Alpha explained that it's because "The Reds are corrupted by the sickness of eating the flesh of intelligent beings". The Alpha explained that SCP-939s are actually corrupted versions of his kind. Thus, it's a sort-of tribal religion to not harm sentients. They can still practice aggression when needed, but mostly to scare them off or remind them of their place. Even the mere act of killing a sentient purely for self-defense would corrupt them, as "The Red Corruption" acts swiftly at the merest contact to sentient blood, even if no meat was consumed. Basically, SCP-939s are basically equivocal to Windiegos of Native American lore to OF-235s, only more against killing any intelligent creature as suppose to cannibalism, though the Alpha does address that it apples to eating a fellow pack member as well, primarily if a stillborn was eaten, explaining their burial rituals. The contained Pack has been given a containment area filled with soil, plant life, a man-made water reservoir, and was filled with nonsentient animals for food. Though the Ethics Department had concerns about animal abuse in the animals being put in a confined environment within reach of the Pack, so the animals were removed, and instead, the pack is to be feed fresh meat instead at certain times.
OF-236/"Grandma" And "Grandpa"- A duo joy-parasitic alien couple that takes the form of sweet-looking older persons, ranging from either looking 70 or 80 years of age. Real forms are reminiscent of the Prawn aliens from District 9 but are blue in coloration. They often exhibit extremely friendly behaviors when at the presence of any person within proximity, and have been noted for pocessing telekinesis and reality-altering powers to make hosts believe they're within their grandparents, even inspite of the current living status of such beings. The infected host is drastically reduced to the age of a young child, and are taken into their space ship, which is altered to resemble a residential house, often based on the host's memories. The "Grandmother" would proceed to make meals reminiscent to childhood treats or foods the host remembers fondly from childhood, which has been noted to be exactly that, but bares an extra ingredient of a tasteless compound that keeps the host at ease. The "Grandfather" would take the host to bond in specific activities, dependent on gender. If male, the host is taken on what looks like a fishing trip, where the host had always be able to catch a large specimen of fish. The fish don't appear anomalous in nature and are implied occupant animals within the duo's ship. The "Grandfather" asks the host to release the fish afterward, and the host mostly never protests baring rare cases, which the "Grandfather" is prepared to grand counterarguments, ranging from wildlife restrictions to talks of ethics of treating animals. If female, it would often involve either ballet recitals or karate demonstrations, and the "Grandfather" would always demonstrate emotional support. The Host would always be the one that stands on top, regardless of supposedly better rivals, dependent on the host's specific memories. The "Grandfather" would often phrase the host. The beings demonstrate no intentionally hostile or dangerious behavior and are noted, that after the hosts are placed in bed, they would change the host back to their normal age, always teleport the host back to their home, with the host ended up believing that they experienced only a happy dream. The Beings have been contained by OF forces before they had a chance for another host. The beings, when interviewed, had insisted they lack any hostile intentions and that they're trying to help those that bare sad memories of recently departed grandparents, admitting pity for the "Earthlings" that aren't like their species that're capable to live practically forever, pitting those that don't get to experience the love of "Elder Parental Units" for any longer then they do, so the duo decided to go to earth, and pretend to be the grandparents of selected hosts, dependent on what their telepathic abilities pick up and alter intermediate reality accordingly to the host's memories. They do admit to being joy parasites, as they admit their biology filter-feeds of joy and happiness, in albeit unharmful ways to the host as they don't even feel the process nor feel side-effects, however, they insist that no serious harm has occurred to hosts and had promised they didn't do anything wrong. In-cause of the beings' co-operation and truthful statements, under Lifecraft's personal approval, the duo are deemed safe and are allowed to ease OF-Personal and OF-Prisoners of personal woes, given the stressful nature associated with Outer Force's line of work and that of those detained by the group.
OF-237/Mental-Illness Curing Therapist- A being reminiscent of looking like the old guy from "Toy's Story 2" of Pixar, though it's noted he bears a trimmed beard, is cheery, eccentric, playful and positive, but extremely professional, patient, and polite when asked to take things seriously. The Being, Named Dr. Heinrick Berninad, bares the abilities to be able to get subjects to admit all of their personal woes, even subjects of topics too personal to be known to by normal therapists. When the Doctor earns the complete trust and admiration of the patient, who would proceed to give a loving hug, the doctor is noted to emit a subtle glow that patients are always unable to be aware of, (Some researchers suspect minor cognitive abilities to keep patients from noticing to prevent interruptions), where this is deemed the process of the Doctor taking away the patient's mental illness. He has been noted to do this to any patient with all such illnesses, ranging from autism and other disabilities to even depression, suicidal thoughts, and even nihilism. Outer Force discovered the doctor on the news talking about how a suicidal man threatening to jump off the office building the Dr. was residing in, where the Doctor had gone up to the top of the building gently, likely having sensed the distressed nature of the man, was able to talk the man away from the edge and escort him to his office, and had proceeded to cure the suicidal man of his thoughts after a session. Outer Force immediately proceeded to have the news coverage censored and stricken out from public record, Anestic Teams applied to seek out any viewers of the news, including physical witnesses, the affected suicidal man detained for "Person-of-Interests" Holding Cells Site, and alchourse, the containment and recovery of the Dr. In interviews in the Doctor's cell, which has been altered to resemble his office, implying reality-altering powers, the Dr. confessed to that as a child in the early 50s, having admitted to being born in the late 40s, he was encountered by an Amoral One creator, likely either a defect or a trainee practicing their powers researchers assume, had admired his sense of kindness to others and ability to bring out the best in them bestowed an ability to take away mental illness, along with immortality and limited reality-altering powers based on photographic memory and related to abilities to alter physical appearance so to don new identities throughout the years. He even admits that Heinrick Berninad is one of his alias, real name (REDACTED), always restarting his life every decade so to avoid suspicion of him still being around after some expectations, sending false death reports of previous aliases to cover his tracks, understanding that though he uses his powers for good, acknowledges that some people may not be so generous with these powers. Lifecraft gave the Doctor a place in Outer Force as designated OF-Therapist and is proven helpful in treating those of particularly unpleasant encounters with OFs and SCPs, even being an alternative of always using Anestics unless if it's an extreme case. The Dr. has permitted research of his methods but has asked to respect "The Confidentically" of his sessions, of which the Ethics Department had ensured this demand was met, and specific details related to subjects is not to be deemed relevant to research and is to be restricted to be limited to small sentences which only grant a basic summary but don't delve further into that. It's been suspected that the Amoral One in questioned that desired the doctor to be a disciple, or at the least simply wanted to reward the doctor of his kindness. Investigations of the Amoral One creator to gave the Dr. his powers are still ongoing.
OF-238/The Telepath Newscaster- An Anomamlious Being that's implied similar to a stereotypical news anchor referred to as "The Telepath Newscaster", he's apparently an "Ongoing News Forcast" for every intelligent and sentient anomaly instances. It exposes cases of anomaly terminations, which alarms Mother Reviver to it, reported dens of SCP-939, which Alpha OF-235's are tuned to, and gives updates on SCP and OF activity, which has been behind breaches, attempts at getting anomalies, and difficulty in securing high-priorities. Thus, OF-238 is rendered prime containment capture as well cause of this, along with a possibility of the Newscaster being helpful in tracking all still on-going containment attempts and maintaining updates for any activity for containment occupants. The Figure is implied to live inside a yesteryear TV-set, (a 90s model), and comes with an old model cable box, of which the monitor and cable box both pocess anomalistic powers, the cable box telepathically wipes the memories of the discoverers, which is also implied to be how it broadcasts the "News" to anomalies, while the TV demonstrates teleportic powers. Specialized anti-telepathic equipment is being experimented on so not just to be able to handle OF-238, but any other cognitohazards.
OF-239/The Carnival Of Endless Joy- A High-Level Joy Parasitic Theme Park with mental-manipulative abilities to emulate a person's desired picture of a perfect carnival. At first, when first encountered, it's mostly noted to be a large gate that looks as if it's built around an empty spot, but closer inspection in between the bars triggers the "Zone of Effect" as the Carnival would materialize. The Gate would suddenly open, and a friendly and enticing Carnival Showman in typical carne attire, rekitnesed as an "OF-239-A" instance, would proceed to invite the host into the theme park, as it can be seen that other hosts are already enjoying the park, which is noted to be filled with rides, snack vendors run by anomalous clowns, referred as "OF-239-B" instances, who are also noted to run carnival games that are surprisingly fair and unrigged, along with various costumed mascots that pocessed cognitive abilities to resemble the host's favorite animal, designated as "OF-239-C" instances, and alchourse a circus tent the size of Nevada that is always the first eye-catcher of the park, referred as "OF-239-D", which is noted to hold every kind of circus performance or circus-like preformice imaginable, involving both animal and sentient performances, though it's been noted to mix-things up abit, like trapeze act horses, zebras, gazelles, deer, or most other non-bulky ungulates capable of acrobatic feats, A "Medevil Times"-Eqsed Jousting Match (Dependent on Theme), and strongmen strong enough to hold mountains, punch an asteriod into dust, and even lift miniture planets with life on them. It was even noted that OF-239-D can even hold Broadway Preformices and Plays (Largely Dependent on Host Interest). Thankfully, it stays clears of cursed or anominalisistic plays like "The Hanged King's Tragedy". Depending on a host's interest, certain rides would be more common, fans of roller-coasters would always see an endless stream of roller coasters, haunted house fans are always given the best frightening (But noted to otherwise be harmless experiences), oftentimes these haunted houses would be based on a personal favorite experience of horror, be it their favorite horror game, horror movie, even horror literature, as one Host, a fan of Lovecraft's works, claimed to have enjoyed a haunted house that is accurate and well dedicated to the works of Lovecraft and other Lovecraft inspired works, even favorite haunted house experiences from other theme parks or even that one trip to a pumpkin farm around October, even down to one and done Halloween events from places like SixFlags or Universal Studios, per example, one host got to re-experience the Marvel-based Halloween event that only happened once. If Hosts have a preference to lazer tag, lazer tag attractions are available, if Hosts are about science, "House of Tomorrow" Eqsed Attractions and the carnival resembling a futuristic theme park are more prevalent, and OF-239-As, Bs, Cs, and D, among with other yet introduced side entity instances, change accordingly to that theme as they do for any theme, additionally, if hosts are animal lovers, the park would be themed around animals, even have Zoos and Safaris, and OF-239-D will not display animal performances depending whether or not they're critical to animal usages in circuses due to known controversies behind such. It's also noted that if the host is a fan of a brand theme park, OF-239 will accurately emulate that theme park, even if they're of theme parks not known for safety, yet paradoxically the emulated theme park would be as safe as possible, linken to a Joy Parasite's need for host survival, down to even rides and attractions not considered active realistically as if to trigger a sense of nostalgia, in fact, if a host is a fan of discontinued rides and attractions, it will be a theme park outright dedicated to a nostalgic jamboree, noted that things associated for why these rides and attractions shut down, reasons of danger or because of managerial/business decisions of change, don't apply to the park nor exist. In fact, it's noted that entry to the park is free, and hosts are given in-park currency referred to as "Joy Coins", held in what resembles a theme park parody of a stereotypical bank bag of money. These instances, dubbed as "OF-239-E", seem to process an infinite number of these park tokens, as there have never been reported cases of OF-239-Es running out. They're supplied to hosts by OF-239-A instances, pretty much for free as well, and are typically spent at rides, attractions, games, snack vendors, etc. The coins as well, change based on the theme of the Host's reference. The bags are incapable of leaving the hosts' hands nor ever spill, and any coin that is taken out of the bag is immediately replaced, unknown to the host as if to encourage continuous festivities. Though if Hosts do get tired and exhausted, to discourage hosts leaving, The Park would cognitively control hosts to go to its Hotels, reminiscent to that Disney Parks hold such establishments. The Hotels are designated as "OF-239-F" instances. The Hotels as well also change in theme in accordance with hosts' preference, though still function the same as basically being the "Sleep and Rest" homes for tired hosts, designed to prevent them from ever leaving. The Hotels are filled with atypical hotel staff, your managers, bellhops, doormen, service staff, etc. They're referred to as "OF-239-F1" Instances. Their uniforms will vary to match the theme of the park's emitting presence of the host's reference, and meals would always often be the hosts' personal favorites, beds are always comfortable to the host's personal requirements, TVs operate in "Roku-Like Services", with access to known services like Netflix and Hulu, along with services that exist beyond the current dimension, and everything covered by one Joy-Coin a pop from OF-239-Es. it's noted that the Park pocesses reality manipulation in ensuring that hosts would only meet those that share their interests, likely to discourage conflict and disagreements, explaining why certain hosts only see certain things and not what other hosts see unless if it's a shared interest. It's possible non-matching hosts are made to not even be seen by other non-matching hosts, and won't even be felt or heard so to further discourage conflict. However, if a host is showing signs of being suspicious of the park's activity, then it would trigger the presence of the park's protector entities, Security Guard Clowns reminiscent to the exaggerated features no different from "Killer Clowns from Space", dubbed as "OF-239-G" instances. They also seem to appear in cases of a host being mischievous or are experiencing "Joy Fatigue" from repeatedly over-enjoying the park's pleasures. These such hosts are often quietly and quickly captured by the OF-239-G instances when not in sight of other hosts, so not to alarm them unless a host is proven too mischievous for host comfort or attempted to make others concern as well would they manifest insight, then would proceed to utilize amnestic-laced pies and water spray cans to wipe other hosts' memories of any concerns and/or of their presence, then immediately turn attention to the problematic host. Should a host at risk of falling out of the park's control attempt escape, OF-239-G instances process quick speeds, teleportic abilities, clown cars that fit an infinite number of OF-239-Gs that often intervene quickly against a problematic host, and should a host manage to get away from them insite of all, the OF-239-Gs would bring out trained circus poodles the size of German Shepards wearing the circus clown collars, referred as "OF-239-GDs", AKA OF-239-Guard Dogs. They have the smelling prowess of Bloodhounds, even without the required characteristics, the speed of Greyhounds, advanced intelligence for the standards of canines, wolf-pack mentality, and have demonstrated capability for athletics, gymnastics and acrobatic abilities. OF-239-GD instances are still capable to track down problematic hosts even if measures to cancel out their scent are utilized. Even climbing trees is useless thanks to the canines' athletic prowess. Once an OF-239-GD catches a problematic host, OF-239-G instances immediately appear at the host's location and catch them. Once captured, the host is brought into a "Freakshow" Attraction that only manifests at the capture of a problematic host, and is only ever seen by the captured host or possible associates, as the OF-239-Gs proceeded to take the host in. Inside the Freakshow appears to be entities simular to known SCP and OFs, though often lack their similar effects, including a similar SCP-137 that can move even within sight, but doesn't demonstrate hostile behavior, a similar SCP-096 but without its cognitive trigger and instead acts with extreme fear when face is witnessed, a butterfly house with Boredom Butterflies contained within, a similar SCP-689 but no bigger than a monitor lizard held in a reptile-house like enclosure, noted to behave more like a dog if anything, even acted excited to meet a new face and even wanted to meet them, contained examples of SCP-610, a petting zoo filled with Safe-Level Entity examples of similar creatures to Wondertainment Pets, Omni-pets, SCP-999, and the Eye Pods of SCP fame of various different colors, along with an image collection of various SCPs and OFs, and a gift shop that holds bears similar to Builder Bear and Patchwork Bear, along with Wondertainment and Dr. Childhood Toys, even simular devices to "Psyco Printer" that make permanently living 3D models that are apart of the gift shop. The OF-239-Gs would take the problematic host to a door to the "Manager's Office" and are introduced to a robed entity simular to a freakshow hypnotist, noted for a ringmaster's hat with spinning colored wheel on it, bares an exaggerated pointed chin and Waluigi-like Mustache, pocesses long bony fingers, bares a Dracula cape, and wields a golden watch of hypnotic properties. This Entity, though it referred to itself as "Master Hypnotist", is also designated as "OF-239-H". OF-239-H politely, subtly, and sophisticatedly scolds the problematic host of "Disrespecting the Park's Interests", and insists that "The Park only wants you to be happy". OF-239-H would first offer something from the gift shop to ease the host back into compliance. If they accept, then they'll be teleported back into the park with the item in question with no further incident. Should the host refuse or ends up a repeat offender, OF-239-H would then show the host to the petting zoo, of which it's implied the simular creatures have properties that put hosts back into complacency. When at full complacency, they're teleported back into the park. It's also noted that the petting zoo is available independently for small children, albeit it changes to that of atypical farm animals, along with "Interesting Choices" that include land lobsters, along with a touch and interaction tank for harmless sea creatures, and a horse farm filled with norma horses, along with Pegasus and Unicorn Horses. It's noted that even prehistoric creatures are held in the petting zoo, dependent on the host's interest. If the host resists the creatures or becomes a repeat offender again, then OF-239-H will state "Then it's time for serious measures. For now on, if you end up in my office again, THIS will happen!". Then OF-239-H will proceed to hypnotize the problematic host of memory of causing the park of any specific problems. He would automatically hypnotize repeat offenders that're brought to his office without even speaking to them since. It's implied OF-239-H is the park's Anestic Anomamly that protects the park from losing hosts. Outer Force had since cautiously quarantined the area of the park gates and fences, with expressive restrictions and declaration of any interaction made forbidden! Rescue Attempts are being considered for hosts, but would only be approved once specialized SCRAMBLER tecknowagey made especially for the park, though it's been warned that attempts to bring weapons to the park won't allow the gate to open, instead, an OF-239-G instance manifests, which proceeds to wang it's finger while tsking, stating in a cartoonishly goofy voice: "Naughty Naughty! The Park is a Weapon-Free Zone.". He repeats this until armed individuals leave. This implies the park has an aversion to weaponry, likely cause weapons are often considered the opposite of joy, and perhaps part of making sure hosts feel safe in its reach. The prospect of unarmed rescues complicates the process of rescue operations, due to the risky nature of the park's power and abilities to protect its established-hold on hosts.
OF-240/Dog Breath- A canine entity associated with "Dog Breath", thus its nickname is named after what it is involved with. The Dog appears to be of an indeterminable breed and assumed to be a mix. It's been known to anomalously climb itself out of any with "Dog Breath" and proceeds to angerly grow and bark (Though it never attacks), though it does shake off the substance of saliva and make a mess of things. As shown from the commercial, the dog will give more aggressive growls, though the moment the mints are taken around the utterance of it's bark, it will suddenly vanish with only a liquid substance remaining. Containment still in process.
OF-241/Fighting Food- Entities that manifest to go after those expected of having heart-burn and proceed to fight with the person-in-question, in ludicrous fighting matches. The creatures often either resemble persons in elaborate food costumes or would be normal foods twitching like mad to resist consumption. Oddly enough, these entities are rendered passive or incapacitated in rarer cases with the usage of "Tumtums", a known heartburn treatment product. This pacification is helpful in capture the entities apawn such. These creatures are often resemblant to fried or fast food quality foods known for not being good with those of heartburn conditions. A rare selection of them demonstrates sentience or any capability to speak. Some entities do demonstrate at least sapient awareness, while others can sometimes behave like animals, though there can be rare cases of hybrid behaviors. The entities not based on beings and animals and are twitchy foods always end up neutralized, simply because of consumption, though the person(s) involved and any witnesses are dealt with Annestic Teams. A more involved version of these samples of hostile non-being/creature sized food shows an army of General Tso Chicken declaring war on a civilian that was eating the related meal after opening a fortune cookie. This army was too neutralized, though an amnestic team was called on all restaurant patrons and staff, even the "War Victor" and date. Instances related to Pizza are noted to also give "Pizza Breath", which is treated by a Tumtums product that fixes both. There were also two more samples of sentient food beings, another Meatball and another Taco, that appear to have stared in a specific commercial to remind people to use Tums to deal with heartburn, and potaintionally subtly warning them of immediately hostile brethren, while also advertising for the "Tumsworthy Tour" that went on at the time of the commercial. These already passive instances have been collected by Outer Force and are interviewed for answers of why their fellow anomalous foods have been acting up. The meatball, the actual brains of the duo, explains that their kind and sene heart-burn, and it puts them into an aggressive rage. He admitted that taking tums eases their rage, though he notes that sometimes some of their kind are not able to truly manifest into the inrealm and often have to pocess normal food items to still fight, then tums usage pushes them back into the (REDACTED), while the Taco, clearly not an intelligent entity, only empathizes what the Meatball said, often to the Meatball's personal annoyance. Another already friendly instance included another pizza being, litterally self-named as "Pizza". (Original, I know). He appears to also be attempting to help spread tums' effectiveness against his brethren going onto rage-fights and is implied a helping in the process of making tum products. After an assassination by GBA, which Outer Force had prevented, "Pizza" still helps the company with making tums products, but at the safety of OF-HQ to avoid anymore GBA shenanigans. He was noted in the commercial at the time of a contest to also offer "Free Pizza", which was mainly a promotional bit, and has explained that Pizza's "The Tastiess Food Ever". (Pizza Fans would preach to this guy). It's possible he bears teleportic powers, as he demonstrated after warning of the offer's limited time. (Document Footage HYU777TumsX Approved for viewage by the Council ) to offer full exemplary of such examples.)
OF-242/Miracle Monk- A Buddhist monk of an exaggerated thin and old appearance in orange monk attire, in the Tibetian mountains that resides in a monastery in (REDACTED). The monk has demonstrated abilities to treat all illnesses (While showing immunity to such), including cancerous cells, ease persons of troubled woes with amnestic properties, and demonstrates the ability to grant persons Buddist-like enlightenment. True containment not required as the Monk is under the protection of fellow monks, that when threatened by those that would either harm or want to abuse Miracle Monk's powers, the aforementioned miracle monk, assumed to be a head-monk of the monastery, after admitting that violence is beneath him, would summon "His Old Friends", who he warns "Offer no such mercy" which were revealed to be two yeti bodyguards. The Yetis demonstrated durability and quick healing properties, strength, and long-reaching halblades. The monks would demonstrate quickness to clean up the messy aftermath then after, OF-242 expressing deep sadness the situation occurred and would enter a meditative hibernation state to ease the guilt of what he had done. When done, he is liberated of the memories of the less positive encounters. OF-242 even acknowledges that the meaning of life is (REDACTED), and often those that learn of it are often surprised by the revelation, but it speeds up the enlightenment state process. These Enlightenment State beings, however, are often detained into "Persons-Of-Interests" Cells to minimize risks of usage by hostile forces. The entity is considered self-contained. In fact, when troubled, Mr. Lifecraft even sees the monk for advice about troubling on-going containment attempts or when things did not go ideally. Though the monastery is under Outer Force protection in-absence of true containment. Implied to be an immortal being that existed since a time yet determined.
OF-243/Tumtums Bear- (Note: The Bear Shares the same Documentation footage as OF-241.) At first, an unremarkable enough bear, though it has a noticeable craving for generally unhealthy foods and even soft drinks, (And One Watermelon), and thus gets heartburn, and was able to demonstrate acute awareness and understood that Tumtums treats heartburn, even capable of burping. It was captured and contained apawn what it did to that one car. Lifecraft had issued that OF-243 is to be kept on a strict healthy diet of what bears ACTUALLY eat and consume in the wild. Sometimes OF-243 is a fussy creature but does give in when it becomes hungry enough. It came to learn to be less picky as time goes on.
OF-244/Giant Swedish Fish Piece of Candy- OF-244 is a, rather unusual case. It is a giant piece of the "Swedish Fish" Candies, ironically a byproduct of the US candy industry. One case of the entity can be seen in a sudo-parody of sitcom shows, the name being "Treadin' Water". All cases can be viewed in the documented footage, though be aware some or so unrelated commercials have been correlated with relevant footage apawn request of requiring footage of OF-244. It's to be noted that the entity appears in all shots of the sudo-sitcom as if some sort of the main star. Sometimes the sudo episodes are completed with laughtracks, as with Sitcoms. It's noted the candies are always the reckitnesed product in the show. At first, though out all of the sudo episodes, it appeared to be that the entity is friendly, and has been treated like family around all present persons. First discovered reality-bending capability: It's implied room in one sudo-episode appears to be making water sounds as if actual bodies of water are present, though it appears to never splash out. It's implied to be a safe inter-sanctum for the anomaly. Discovered instances of possible mind manipulation: the "Cast Members" always seem to show admiration and affection for the entity, in one case, when the cast was looking for applicants and the entity arrived, it was immediately accepted without an interview, nor even any questions of why there's a sudden piece of red candy in the shape of a fish outside their apartment and why it had a piece of paper with "Applicant" written on it. It was immediately offered keys, which it didn't pick up, and all cast members proceeded to nod or do playful gestures awkwardly at the entity. It's to be considered that it's powers are only active when not watched, like SCP-137, and could pocess cognitohazordious abilities. Other cases show that if the entity doesn't seem to return their affection, I.E. in a sudo episode, "The Fish Won't Accept my Friend-Request". Then the person would begin to become extremely curious about the nature of the entity, another person added about it's "Taste". The Anominally can be seen in the background, with a file that read "My Secrets", implying the entity is protective of its nature. (Personal Notes from Lifecraft: That File is a high priority in the entity's containment process). Another Case showed that a selected being is allowed to dance with it, as shown in the epilogue of a sudo-episode about a person's dress seemingly ruined by the entity, but really it was worn by the other person, though it's noted that this could be work of subtle reality-altering changes. The dances are primarily shown to be mimicking things known to happen to fish. First noted-case of strict behavior: It's discovered that the entity demonstrates that it makes persons follow specific rules, exampled that persons are not allowed to take objects with sticky-notes that state it belongs to it, shown that when a person was seen eating an off-brand cereal and a brandless carton of milk with the words "Fish's Milk" on it, it manifested to confront the person. Due to the shortness of the sudo-episodes, the reaction is unknown. Still, it demonstrates that the entity is protective of what it considers to belong to it. The off-brand cereal and the brandless milk are implied to be conduits to the entity's powers and had been labeled "OF-244-C" and "OF-244-M", respectively. Side-Note: Sometimes there are repeated instances of a train moving next to the assumed location of the entity. It was always seen moving next to it before the start of every Sudo-Episode. Time-Loop capabilities are assumed, and a time lord was contacted further aide in this. Some skeptics had insisted that perhaps it's just as much a recycled intro and insisted Sitcoms do it all the time. Though Outer Force keeps cautious of the theory. Another Case of Ritualistic Activity found: A sudo-episode played with romantic music and was noted the entity can be seen near the bathtub with candles on display. A next clip revealed that the entity likes to take baths and very prolonged ones with candles at that. It is perhaps considered to be a recharging ritual after it consumed parts of OF-244-C and OF-244-M. When asked to cut the ritual short, the door briefly opens before a product of the snackfood product is thrown out to it, then the door closes again. It's being considered that due to the consistent nature of the candies being seen on cupcakes or being enjoyed by the cast, it's implied that the particular products are influenced to be controlling the cast to be less disobedient and/or to keep stable control. The infected snackfoods have been dubbed "OF-244-SF" instances. It's noted that even the mere sight of the packets immediately gets obedience. The Entity was witnessed taking a bubble bath, and had a bath hat, implied part of the ritual. It's being noted that sometimes the entity where's certain pieces of wear whether the rituals are active. It's implied the apron when it creates the cupcakes are also part of another ritual as well. The epilogue has noted that the cast members immediately get excited about photos taken at the Entity. They act with exaggerated reactions, noted that a stock sound-effect plays. Discovered case of aversion to lack of productivity: The cast members are seen in a specific sudo-episode being distressed at what they think is a notice from an unknown landlord that fined them over the Entity, as a "Pet". Then it showed that they actually have a goldfish in the room, yet the cast assumed the fine meant for the entity. Implied manipulated ignorance considered. It's also implied that the entity brought the fish here so to trigger another possible ritual: One likely involving being considered "Productive". Thus are cast are noted to be applying for jobs whilst complaining. The entity was noted to have a piece of paper that read: "Resume: Number-one Piece of Candy In the World". The instances of the entity holding these papers, including the file, still baffle even the smartest of OF-Scientists. Though the head researcher's theories seem to indicate the papers lay some role in manipulating the cast. The computers were noted to indicate levels of control: The First Cast-Member has a laptop with the entity's accurate shape on it, the next person has only a crude cut-out taped on, and the other cast-member appears to have nothing on the back of his laptop. This implies the level of influence the entity bares. It's expected it has a higher influence on females more due to the dance ritual then it does on males, though it still does control them, cases of them disrespecting its rules may imply occasional control failure, explaining the need for prolonged baths to maintain control. Temporary but rechargeable cognitive abilities had been made noted. The Sudo Episode then shows a new cast member, described to be "The Boss". The cast members enter and proceed to be interviewed. Bits of the entity is seen as the cast members admit things that only make them look unqualifiable. It's speculated that as part of the ritual, the entity may be manipulating them to admit things, perhaps either based ~~on its personal opinion~~ or what it has read of their mind of personal quirks and weaknesses as people. The Boss was witnessed to have an episode during the session, implying the Entity's ritual also makes an additional person have mental stress. The prolonged stare at the Entity occurs, and the boss gives all persons and the entity jobs. It's possible the ritual is to malmitulate "Employers" to ensure the cast are given jobs regardless of admitted incompetence, another demonstration of cognitohazord abilities. It is then shown that the shot shows pictures of fishes. Perhaps a clever justification to keep this ritual quiet. Both demonstrations of reality manipulation and self-secrecy. The boss himself is now held into its influence. Discovery of control struggle: The entity, along with one of the cast members, appear engaged in conflict over a donut. This would imply that cause all persons and the entity are further away from the apartment, thus occasionally cast and the Entity would conflict, albeit over silly things like a donut. Note: The Entity Won with SCP-137-like powers and had managed in having eaten the donut. It implied the entity knew the donut was a shorce of conflict and immediately terminated the donut. It's suspected it's full power returns afterwords. Another Ritual discovered: In Weekends of Worktime, the Entity appears to have the cast play with a kiddie pool by the coach. This implies the entity makes controlled persons play with water at any possible shorce. The entity was noted to be laying on the ground with sunscreen on the nose. Assistant researcher comment: (REDACTED by head researcher due to immapprobeate commentary). Main Note Continuation: It's suspected the entity is rewarding the cast for being productive with the pool. The left-out cast member demonstrated dis-satisfaction and considered them children, implying a brief control breach, though it is suspected the Entity will correct this immediately. Another Ritual found: Entity appears to be crunching numbers with a typewriter, implying a capability to understand economics. It's implied that in-cause of the manipulation of the boss, his controlled influence seems to be implying some levels of profiteering. Economics-Hazard title granted. However, the darkest ritual appears to be at play when the lights went out. It then cuts to a screaming kid scared awake from the bed, and at the presence of the entity covered in a sheet, then the kid looks at the camera's location and screams, and the title is displayed! This implies something Mr. Lifecraft has asked to personally cover in a personal note. It's possible this sudo-episode is Halloween-based, given the title "Parafishy Activity", which is an obvious pariodic nod to "Paranormal Activity". In a similar fashion to the movie, the entity appears to be haunting the cast members like a ghost and appears at random instances at cameras. It's noted that when it appears to children, it demands a tribute of the snack products, then disappears as quickly as it came with puffs of smoke. A sample of its teleportation discovered. The sudo episode ends with the cast reviewing an implied internet episode of the case, then the entity under the sheets once more was seen at the end. Then a cast member screaming at one of the candy pieces was shown. It is another Halloween-Eqsed Sudo Episode, and phase two of the dark ritual. When other cast members showed up, the screamed cast member showed a half-eaten piece of the candy, of which the two cast members acted darkly. They revealed themselves as vampiric beings. Powers of Vampirism Discovered. Though it is noted as suppose to traditional vampires, they instead just half-eat the candies by the head. It was then revealed to be a dream, only the vampiric cast member revealed himself again in the real realm, and had forced the cast member to just eat the head. Dream-Malmitulation Discovered. It's suspected that it does this ritual to remind the host to eat the instances of OF-244-SF. Late Notice: The Sudo-Episodes always demonstrate the snack piece swimming by. Dark Ritual phase 3: This time non-Halloween in appearance. The Entity has manipulated certain cast members against one in a staged intervention: Simply because the cast member in intervention, started to consume an unrekinesed brand of "Square Candies", "Brown Candies", and "Candies with paper stuck to it", and saying it with revulsion as if it were street-drugs, an implied nod to Anti-Drug PSAs. It's implied that this is another strict rule of the Entity, never eating anything but OF-244-SF Instances, implying that not eating the instances will loosen the entity's control. The cast member proceeds to break into relentless sobs, implying control is being reestablished. The Cast Members proceed to help the crying cast member to sit down during the sobs. As expected, the cast members proceed to feed the almost freed cast member with OF-244-SF instances, re-establishing control. It then ends with an atypical PSA ending, advising " Missing out on Swedish Fish Candy? Don't let this happen to you". Reviewing this Mr. Lifecraft demonstrated extreme concern for this. It's to be noted that the 3rd Phase only occurs is hosts haven't been continuously eating the OF-244-SF instances. The 4th Phase of Dark Ritual Discovery: The Dark Ritual Goes back to being Halloween-eqsed as a sudo-episode starts with a zombie-looking cast member, designated as "OF-244-Z" instances, proceeds to act aggressive and hostile to current environment and occupants of the room. Cast Members desire immediate leave of the room, as the sudden appearance of "Children's Habitat" is shown apawn a cast member consuming an OF-244-SF instance. Lifecraft had insisted to cover this in a personal statement. It's noted that if the cast members run out of OF-244-SF instances, they are returned to the OF-244-Z instances, which are already proceeding to feast on them, just so the cast members can eat more OF-244-SF instances. The Main Entity was absent, but it's implied the 4th ritual is to remind cast members to maintain consumption of the OF-244-SF instances. It was also seen the OF-244-Z instances proceeded to consume the candies with the cast members, giving the cast members the impression that its influence will protect them. Misguided Protective Anomality Instincts Discovered. This much seemed to made Lovecraft look as if suspicions are confirmed. Lifecraft declared no further study required. Reasonings covered in the personal statements. (Document File SWED3V1LX000 Approved for viewing by the council and Lifecraft himself.) This permits further viewing of content related to OF-244.)
- Personal Statement from Lifecraft related to OF-244: This is about the full details of the dark ritual shown by OF-244. I believe OF-244, is a Forced Companion Anominalian, a sub-species of Positive Emotion Parasites. These kinds of anomalies don't just feed on specific positive behavior, they feed on ALL behaviors. Joy and Happiness Parasites at least only want hosts to be happy. Sadness Parasites at least only offer to ease of sadness, depending on Anomaly behavior. And Hatred and Greed Parasites are at least HONEST and clear about their purposes. I would go on and on and miss the point of the statement if I cover other empathic emotions and feeling eaters. The dark ritual and its phases imply a pattern. The first Ritual is actually of OF-244, kidnapping the "Cast Members" as children, under the purpose of raising them as it's own. I believe this anomaly either had a tragic past of losing its children, is suffering empty-nest syndrome after it's young grew up and left it, or perhaps incapability or produce own offspring. Either way, OF-244 likely understood the social nature of humans and desired that to fill its tragic void. The other phases of the rituals, while are simple mental cognitive manipulation practices, express a far, deeper meaning. The "Children's Habitat", I believe, is a pocket dimension safe-zone for captured children that are made to stay, their only food shorce being the Swedish Fish snacks or the OF-244-SF instances. After being under complete control, it would release them into an apartment building and likely, with altered memories of being roommates. It would then move in and bond with them, which thanks to mentality manipulation, allowed it to be welcomed as if giant red-fish candies are normal occurrences. It makes them eat the candies like a parent feeding their child a preferred food item. It's not just a method to keep control, though still acknowledged as such, it is a bonding mechanism. Ergo, the cupcakes with the snack-foods present, and the repeated consumption of OF-244-SF instances. Everything from its room, the OF-244-C and M placement in being power components, the prolonged baths, the dance ritual, making the cast members get a job and manipulating the employer if it's possible he's actually so, it's insistence for rules, everything it has demonstrated and we'd ONLY scratched the surface?! It's not a "Roommate"..... OF-244 is the cast members' Parent. Gender is still being debated, though suggestions of being a male are being considered based on the dance ritual. A forced, adoptive parent. I.E., a forced companion anomaly. And yes, I know there is a lack of hostile demonstration all things considered, but consider the POWER of this thing! Bending Reality, Mental Thoughts, Tainting Food Items for Manipulation Purposes, Dream Manipulation, the dark ritual phases, in fact, I even think it can malmitulate footage and twisted the evidence to look like a sudo-sitcom parody so to prevent evidence being taken seriously, goodness sake, IT EVEN DEMONSTRATES AN UNDERSTANDING OF ECONOMICS AND HAS MALMITULATED A BUSINESS EMPLOYER, which I suspect is another victim, and if it wanted to, the entity DOES have the potaintional to control the economy to the sole benefit to the "Cast Members", or if controlled by undesirable forces. I'm aware it's not a hostile anomaly, albeit, it isn't trying to, given the acknowledgment of Misguided Instincts, but the powers alone can be harmful if controlled by something, or someone of more PURPOSEFUL harm! Hence why, under the council's full permission, OF-244 is to be made KETER class, and made high-priority containment as the greatest interest! I know it's weird to make a non-physically harmless anomaly Keter is an odd designation, but keep in mind. Anominalians will always be inconsistent with expectations. The key rule of contending with them is to suspect the unexpected. And that, good councilors and all OF-Staff, is why Outer Force and even the Foundation exists. We do it, so the worlds of the United Universe, much less ALL of the Multiverse, don't HAVE to.
- Note: After the statement, the council permitted Lifecraft's insistence on making OF-244 Keter Class and made a High Priority Containment project. Cause of the demonstrated powers of the figure, and the fact its powers are still being understood, cautious approach in containment process is advised, and plans are being made to contain the Entity, without risk of harm to the Cast Members, not just for their well-being, but to so not distress the anomaly, as such, the Cast Members and "The Boss", is to be captured for "Person-Of-Interest" Detainment, and side-anomalies are to be contained with OF-244. Though no capabilities of willful harm are shown, OF-244 is to be treated with absolute caution so as to avoid risks of agitating it. Protective Instinct and violence based on that is a possibility.
- Addendum: The Rest of the Sudo Episodes show only more typical demonstrations of the Entity's power. Including multiplying itself, which solidified Keter Designation, a case that complicates theories of being a male in another Halloween-eqsed episode, along with demonstrations of changing costumes on the fly, though this was reconsidered pawn that it's just more samples of clones, even having cast members done costume versions of OF-244. These costumes are likely hollowed out clones, implying clones last briefly. Positive note, it is conformed male in a non-English sudo-episode and has offered itself to sacrifice, implying noble intentions. (Though it's suspected to be a clone doing this). It's noted to respond to whistling. However, the consequences of whistling with it may negatively infect other beings. It also thankfully halted an attempt to consume a cat. (Likely an implied awareness to a certain Egyptian god's over-protection of them). A final Sudo-Episode was a typical farewell and advice to eat Swedish Fish Candies, implying the anomaly's attempt to gather more cast members. This increased high priority containment.
OF-245/Doritos Addict Goat- An otherwise normal enough looking goat noted for an extreme craving for the Dorito Brand Chips. For as long as persons haven't interfered with it's feeding, it would be docile, though continuous chewing would prove agitating. No notable anomalous effects are discovered, however. It's just a particularly loud chewer. When the goat is deprived of Doritos, however, it will start screaming in anguish, then the goat will suddenly express anger and aggression to the suspected individual who would deprive it of its food, often any individuals who showed the goat the chips to start with, and demonstrate strength extremely unlike normal goats, able to kick a door open, and would demonstrate awareness to close it afterword, implying possible hidden intelligence. The goat would proceed to beat up the person behind the derivation, though it's noted that it's never to death, possibly the beatings are more "Reminders" to not mess with its favorite food. After being reunited with the chips, goat becomes docile again, and would seemingly forget it's actions, or just as likely be at peace. Contained from a Dorito Chips fanatic's home and restricted from interactions. OF-245 is ALSO only to be fed normal Doritos Chips. Using the Infinite Doritos Bag for anything other than luring it back into containment is STRICTLY prohibited. The Ethics Department tried to advise the goat to be placed on a healthier diet due to health concerns, but testing shows that the goat is freed of health complications, implying the goat's digestive system adapted to the nature of the chips. The Ethics Department, begrudgingly retook previous advise for the time being until new developments arise. (Probe Discovery Footage G.O.A.T.98x approved for viewing by the council.)
OF-246/Vios-Bait Giant Octopus- A Giant Octopus Creature that was found in a lake, and demonstrated intelligence in using a VIOS Toyota Cut-Out as bait. Long as the bait stands still, it would look like it's actually the car in question, but apawn disturbance it's true nature as a cut-out is revealed, which triggers the creature's response. After a prey item is claimed, the creature would correct the cut-out back in an upright position. This demonstrates a remarkable sense of intelligence and awareness to even use bait, but an implied taste for humans makes it a concern. The area has been quarantined and road traffic redirected. All OF-Personal are not to approach the bait at all times. Sea Exbitdions to capture the creature for true containment are pending approval. (Discovery Probe Footage CXDAFU765 approved by the council for viewing).
OF-247/Timeless Convenience Store- An unremarkable-looking non-brand convenience store, under the name "Ol' Joe's Timely Convenience Store", the name represented by a rainbow neon-light color. Outside the building would have it no different than standard issue convenience stores, sometimes demonstrating abit of age, graffiti and some cracks on walls, even comes with a gas station next to the parking lot with gas station attentions that behave like southern caricatures, but appear polite and conversation-worthy enough to interact with peacefully, and surprisingly have no political bias, even insist that "Nothing makes enemies faster than talking politics". They would always offer to fill up the car and maybe even take inside the garage for a check-up, implying the attendants are also mechanics, free of charge, earning the persons' trust as they proceed to enter the store, where inside would show an extremely neat and organized establishment, where customers are greeted by a kindly old man at the cashier station, or in some cases, he would be keeping the establish clean or restocking supplies. The old man would always be in a cheery welcoming demeanor as if he was like a relative to the person(s). Introducing himself as "Ol' Joe", he invites any persons present to take anything they want, insisting it's always fresh, and that "It only cost a Dime and a Penny". The generous price would invite persons to collect great quantities of various brand foods, snack foods, drinks, knick-knacks, lottery tickets, etc, which would always be in stock and would always be of a particular person's favorite or preferred brand. However, sense of time would come to be lost as the store would suddenly feel like it goes on and on and on, far more than the actual dimensions of the store. Persons would be rendered lost, confused, exhausted from carrying large quantities of items, and eventually would force themselves to rest. This is where OF-247-A instances start to become prevalent. They appear reminiscent of SCP-3008's IKEA Employees but dressed like convenient store workers, and wear masks/drawings/stickers on their faces that always emulate a smile, repeatedly saying "Service with a Smile". They immediately attempt to capture persons. When persons attempt to escape, OF-247-As immediately pursue them! By the time persons would arrive at the entrance after an exhausting run, Ol' Joe immediately asks with a concern of where they're going, of which persons would warn of the OF-247-As. But then Ol' Joe begs for the persons not to leave and explains that he's lonely and longs for ever-present companionship, as the OF-247-As stand behind Ol' Joe in a uniformed fashion. Then Ol' Joe politely asks to stay in his "Timeless Convenience Store" and never worry about the woes and suffering the world, and to let his "Employee-Interns" take them to the bathroom. Should Persons refuse or leave without responding, Ol' Joe immediately permits the Interns to charge after fleeing persons. However, apawn entering the gas station garbage, the car would be discovered striped of wheels and all function, then the attendants guffaw at the shocked faces of the persons, then a leader attendant, an over-weight man named "Paul", would proceed to say; "T'ain't nothing personal. Just being good grandchildren to Grandpa and letting him keep y'all for all of the time and for every heat-death and rebirth. After all, being rogue Time-Lords can be lonely". From that point, the Interns would quickly capture the persons and drag them back into the store. What becomes of persons is unknown, but in-cause of claims of loneliness, it's not to be assumed anything fatal happens. Still, the Store is quarantined and heavily restricted of interaction with time power resistant walls, and Time Councilor-Aide was called for intervention when needed. Rescue operations are cautiously debated, as well as for opening negotiations with Ol' Joe.
OF-248/Omnic-Medical Vulture- Side-named as "Vulture Doctor", OF-248 is an African Common Vulture dressed exactly like a cartoon depiction of a doctor, white coat, and other medical accessories in all, even wearing glasses, that bares high intelligence but still no ability to speak, having to utilize a text to speech system, and processes all known knowledge of every medical practice in existence. Cause of having wings that're still wings and don't do the thing in cartoons where they can get hand-like, Vulture Doctor often has to use talons or beak to make surgeries happen. It's noted to always wash its beak and talons before and after operations. OF-248 is even allowed to perform anything related to birth surgeries, even offer an emergency abortion (dependent on current law) if pregnancy is a failure. In a successful pregnancy birth, the Vulture Doctor takes care of the (REDACTED) as expected from how a vulture WOULD react to it, while it would demonstrate very careful handling and care of infants, down to even using its beak to cut the (REDACTED). The Creature was found in the (REDACTED) Hospital. A Corpsic cult member had aimed to steal and kidnap the medically capable vulture for the purpose of being made to aid in the birthing process of a virginal woman that was forced to bore "A Seed of Yaldaboath" and bring their god into the world. But he was quickly intersected by a member of the Machinists that aimed to terminate the vulture to prevent "Another cheat of Mekane's inferior", and the duo duked it out as the escaped creature immediately went for its supplies and translater, and proceeded to vacate the hospital to keep it safe from further attack. SCP Team dealt with the feudulent cultists before it turned into an all-out conflict, then afterward secured the pregnant woman from a Corpsic location in (REDACTED). Further details of the case relating the Corpsics attempting in Inrealm-Birthing their god are kept classified under orders from Lifecraft. Amnestic Teams dealt with people with any memory of the event but also discovered evidence of "Vulture Doctor" from medical staff before anything was applied. A particular medical doctor, Dr. (REDACTED) was found especially distressed about OF-248 leaving over this. He explained that after being left stranded in a desert and being injured, he was approached by OF-248, appearing to have held a doctor's bag. It dragged him off to shade, gave him a water bottle that was also laced with a sleeping pill that kicked in immediately, then apawn waking, discovered his injuries had been treated in a hospital-like fashion and saw it was the vulture's doing. He befriended OF-248 and showed him to the hospital, becoming a marvel of medical science. The exposer Doctor had to be detained as a Person of Interest and moved to the Persons-of-interests Cells, and the Amnestics team resumed their job, in addition to removing memory and records of the doctor. With the POI-Doctor's aide, OF-248 was relocated at the same spot and was eased into co-operating peacefully. Apawn OF-248's containment, it'll be kept safe from anymore further incursions from the feudulent cults, and allowed it's holding containment to be designed like a doctor's office. OF-248 has been helpful in medical-related research and/or treating members, POIs, even Anominalians and Outers ever since.
OF-249/Justice Snake- A serpent entity with an ability to transform into various venomous species and large enough constrictors to patrol for crimes and wrong-doings. The serpent demonstrates increased agility, speed, strength (For Constrictors), durability and regenerative capabilities that react so fast the naked eye can't see it, and a very fatal venom that's very potent and toxic to the point that those bitten dies in litterally 5 seconds before they even can scream in reaction! It's espeically protective and fond of children, often utilizing non-venomous/small constrictor species for interaction. It demonstrates very calculating intelligence, far beyond anything found in non-sentient serpents, and though can't speak, it's a very capable writer, though it is noted it does understand sentients and responds to sign-language with nods or shakes of its head. It responds very aggressively to those that commited crimes, espeically if it involves harm to children. In the time of its discovery, during a custody battle that was going nowhere to a troubled mom about to lose her 3 children to her rich but abusive authoritarian husband that demands perfection in everything. The serpent busted through the windows as a King Cobra, hissing aggressively and angerly at the husband. It struck the husband in the throat, who departed before he can start to scream cause of its extremely strong venom. While the courtroom and out in panic, both the mother and the children reckitnesed the serpent as it was and knew it protected them, but before the serpent had the chance to turn into a friendlier species, it was immediately bagged by a bailiff. Both the mother and children broke into hysterics trying to save the serpent but were escorted by more bailiffs. The Serpent was taken to an animal control station. Two OF-Recovery teams were sent to secure both the knowledgable family as any person-of-interests and the serpent. Amnestic Teams covered for witnesses of both the event and over-all existence of the serpent. The family is placed under OF care and has been given a house in a private OF-Neighborhood. They're allowed to interact with OF-249 as pleased. Research discovers that though "Justice Snake" as it's kid fans like to call it, is noted to be androgynous, but is often considered "Female", though the ability to self-procreate is still in question. As before, when a venomous snake, it has fast-acting venom, but as a constrictor, it would constrict until the crook is departed. It's been noted that it's resistant to the infamous "Choke Snake" technique, due to a very durable and unrestrictable respiratory system that still allows the serpent to breathe even with its throat as a compromised position. The serpent reacts friendly to adults, but not to the playful capacity as children, as it still adorns the appearance of venomous and/or large constrictors, but will react remarkably docile for the shape it takes of the species.
OF-250/The Camera That Caught 1933- A cognitohazord-resistant 90s camera that can catch the photo of any cognitohazord and neutralized the power in a captured image. A dedicated fan of the "Loch Ness" Legend bought the camera from a mysterious Scottish elder who wanted "One American Penny" for it, and thus apawn SCP-1933 aiming to attack the fan, he immediately took the perfect picture of it, and it does not look fake in a slightest! The creature saw this and immediately tried desperately to try to go after the Nessie Fan! The Fan kept both the photo and camera safe as he ran from the slowly being destroyed bridge as the SCP chased after him! The Fan escaped and was able to show positive proof of Nessie. The Foundation, after collectively face-palming for falling for a cognitohazordious plesiosaurus that protected itself from being spotted stupidly easily, redeclared 1933 Euclid and asked for OF aid for containment aide, of which SCP Team was sent, while an OF-Recovery team was sent to collect the Nessie Fan and the Camera. The fanboy was detained and camera confiscated, photo included, as Amnestic Teams from both groups dealt with crowds. A bitter draw for both "Nessie is Real" and for 1933 and possible simular cases in other possible worlds, of which the Foundation has been abit more proactive in investing in SCRAMBLER-like gear resistant to 1933's effects ever since to avoid being easily fooled, and came more cautious to ever used "Explained" ever since until they're SURE they're not Anominalious after further tests. The Camera is held in the OF-Tec wing being researched for means of creating gear resistant to cognitohazords so as to better combat them.
OF-251/Abnormally Large Stranger Danger Pests- Also referred to as the ALSDPs. They're commonly a sect of abnormally large, human intelligent pest species of certain insects, (And Occasional Instances of Rats), that speak in very Stranger-Danger worthy vocalizations, that appear very interested to want to enter houses, either appearing separately or in pairs, but bare extreme aversions to exterminators, Orkinman espeically. Instances OF-251-C are Cockaroach insectiods that at most resemble normal roaches but are able to stand upright. 2 spotted and contained instances include one pretending to deliver pizza, and one trying to invite itself into a Jacuzzi. It's noted that they still hold standard roach physiology, including occasionally losing limps. OF-251-T Instances are termites of the same quality as other ALSDPS, and like atypical termites, crave wood. (Caution is advised of the possibility of in these creatures demonstrating infatuations with humans). Two such instances include one attempting to lie about needing to call his brother-in-law and another that was a blind date. Instances contained afterwords. (Unknown ~~either the same entity~~ If the instances are unrelated or if the dater instance IS the brother-in-law in question. Also not known if they came and the ant instances came by themselves or if colonies exist, which the OF is kept on their toes for such possibilities.). OF-251-R instances are rats of the same quality as the insectoid instances and had both appeared in the same case. They were found in a vacationing family's home and had made a mild mess and were playing a still unidentified rock-star simulation game. They were noted for being worse than the insectiods for having unsettling smiles, and appear to have mange on their bottom sides. Instances contained afterwords. And finally (Thus Far), OF-251-A instances, which both instances appear at the same time. They're basically litteral giant ants, the most cliched of abnormally big bugs. First spotted pretending to be delivering a person a new couch. Contained then afterward. The Orkin Man Company was very co-operative in aiding in the containment of the creatures (Helped that they have ASTROMICALLY brave members at the time to help), though perhaps this was aided by the entities extreme aversion. It was noted that these creatures are able to drive various vehicles based on their personalities. These have been impounded in the OF-Garage. Surprisingly, the entities actually liked they were contained. Each instance explained they were homeless migrates from The Infestsativerse, a Mad Mid Realm in Mischiver Territory. A Pureblood Mischiver coyote'd them from the dimension and brought them in the center United Universe, but, at the price of not being able to speak in non-threatening voices, via being given a Mischiver curse called the "Stranger Danger" Curse, which made them like this. The Mischiver then left them with cars bought from the Neediverse. They also explain that the reason people didn't freak out because the curse pocessed a "Side-Effect" that just "Made them stare at us" and act rather confused and slow to respond, even when alot of the entities had did expected actual screams and freakouts on initial impressions, which to them made it awkward (Though the Blind Dater admitted it was helping to a personal advantage of wooing a woman) and didn't felt realistic of humans like it was in the Infestiverse. The Mischiver Curse has been labeled a cognitohazord and interactions have been made limited and restricted. (Document Footage EWCREEPER52 approved for viewing by OF-Council. Note: There's a repeating glitch for the first instance of OF-251-T that also does odd things with it. It was infected by an unrelated anomalous effect. It's a minor defect.)
OF-252/Wyvern Woman- A being of sapient intelligence with the head and wings of a Wyvern, reptilian-dinosaurian human legs, and the scale-covered body of a human woman with the noticeable absence of private parts. (Though inspite of this, the Ethics Department still insist that OF-252 is to wear a POI-uniform for decency's sake). The Creature demonstrates acrobatic, aerodynamic prowess when in flight, and runs on the ground as fast as an Olympic runner. It is a guardian entity of all females, human or any sentient animal (Even female toned machines or sentient objects). It would readily attack males hostile to any female, though in instances of a woman on woman violence it'll produce a pheromone to calm them down. Depending on the severity of a male's actions, OF-252 would either only go as far as to painfully humiliating the wrong-doer via vomiting a smelly pink sludge that pocesses an ability to influence other males to always mock him, being a periment effect that never comes off, be cautioned that the substance can impact the skin in the same way as "A Really Bad Sunburn", or (REDACTED) his sensitive area in response to, particularly unpleasant acts. Inspite of this, OF-252 can demonstrate docile or neutral behavior to males should they neither never be violent to a woman or never behave crass or immapprobeate to them. Hence why OF practices gender neutrally training and the emphasis to keep politics and beliefs irrelevant to it. OF-252 had been contained after a string of attacks on men known for wolf calls or being sexual delinquents have been attacked by the creature, it's last attack being that it attacked a man engaged in an aggressive sex fetish that was being filmed for niche porn, as OF-252 had (REDACTED) the perpetrator, causing amateur crews and even the female partner to scream. The OF responded and contained the creature immediately apawn this being caught by discovery drone. Witnesses and victims were met with Amnestic Teams, along with treatment for the pink sludge. Sadly, men of severer acts are still, "Without the Family Jewels", and are given cover stories of, rather specific accidents. Interestingly, OF-51 actually demonstrates fear towards OF-252 even regardless of gender and feminate qualities while OF-252 immediately demonstrates forceful growls towards it, which may imply prior history. Requests of making OF-252 a "Warden" or "Pursuer" of OF-51 in-cause of containment breaches have been widely considered. Be cautioned that it does give a stern stare at the sight of any male that fancies adult literature, even more so if they're actually looking at it. Thus staff had been advised to not have these kinds of things around OF-252. (Some OF-Councilors even want an outright removal of such material in deeming them immapprobeate and distractions of duty). Shorce of origin still being researched.
OF-253/Prankster Fake-SCPs- OF-253 instances are a collection of "Imitation SCP" entities that are either crudely altered unremarkable objects or resemble normal persons in extremely low-quality costumes meant to mimic certain SCPs. A Prime Unique entity is noted in a lamp that mostly operates like SCP-137 but stops short of attacking persons, likely only teasing them. Two others include a self-choking-causing blue plastic covered frame and a "Yo Mama" joke-telling Tape-Covered Tissue Box. Other entities resemble crude costumes of established SCPs and look almost like normal persons. Some entities are not particularly brave and lack indestructible capabilities, (Though Periment Destruction not ensured due to OF-199), but be cautious they may process dream manipulation, surprisingly perfect vocal imitation of SCP sounds, crude cartoon humor, and though they never kill, will sometimes beat persons up. They nestled in an undisclosed building, and cause people who're inside, behave as if they're under the employment of the foundation, and always activate to similar containment breaches. Fortunately, the entities don't pocess the ability to maintain absolute control as persons can escape or fight back, but be advised that it is impossible to leave within a 2-year period. After two persons escaped the building, it was quarantined by an OF-Quarantine Team and had rescued a person self-named as "Dr. Bright" of the Foundation. He had turned out to be a Pureblood Mischiver and is contained in the OF-Outer God Cells. It's suspected the Mischiver brought the building or manifested the entities onto it from the parody sector of the Memeverse for its personal amusement. The Entity infected building is still quarantined, and present OF-Staff is advised to not encourage their tomfoolery. Staff is to prevent them from leaving though. Be kept cautious of what else this infected building would have. (Twin Documents 1 and 2 are released for viewing by Quratine Captain (Redacted for Anonimus request) which were recovered from hidden tapes found in the building.).
OF-254/The "Unlock Everything" Lootbox Game Bug- OF-254 is a specialized strain of Joy Parasite that frequents games utilizing "Lootboxes" or similar game economy focused systems, it's favorite grounds commonly being EA games or certain moble games that require some things being only available from paywalls. It can also frequent games that used these systems in fair or at least not too intrusive ways, including Overwatch and the Modern Remake of Crash Team Racing. The Game Bug always makes sure to resemble something that matches the style of the system in terms of design, but would always bear the ultimate host lure: Either being absolutely free or cost one bit of in-game currency if that's apart of the game system. Inediblely, users would always go for free stuff and/or things that only cost expendable easily replaceable in-game resources anyway, so once pressed the bug will unlock everything based within code of the game. This would allow persons to own everything the game offers but at the cost of now infecting the copy as a cognitohazord that now always makes you play it repeatedly, only allowing bathroom, food, and drink breaks. True containment is a work in progress, but OF-System Patches do reduce a certain game's likelihood of being infected. Already infected games are to be contained immediately and placed in the OF-Infected Items wing. Hosts are to be treated with amnestics of having ever witnessed this game bug and are to be supplemented with a replacement copy free of infection. If the bug is in a mobile game, Bug will have to be patched out before it can be used. If already activated in a mobile game, then the infected phone will have to be confiscated and the user is supplied amnestics and identical replacement phone.
OF-255/Dr. Childhood's SCPals- OF-255 relates to a toy series created by Dr. Childhood in what relates to the Foundation, or interestingly enough, primarily the "Iconic" SCPs. The Toys are subvariants of these well-known SCPs, the series named as "SCPals". The toys are noted to also be like the Everplays in nature, in that they make owners always play with them. The Toyline consists of a Pet-Rock-Eqsed Figure in the shape of the Unity redesign of SCP-173 from the modern SCP game (Guess even Dr. Childhood's not immuned it the controversy of the original form of SCP-173), which behaves in the same way but gives more of a tight but loving hug to ankles and hands and would seem to make affectionate sounds simular to shaking pebbles, A Large Size Action Figure of SCP-682 built like a Jurassic Park toy that challenges you to try to destroy it and mocks you with kid-friendly sarcastic remarks, a bendable toy of 096 that apawn sight of the owner will immediately pounced to hug owner with bendable arms, even comes with strech-and-pull sub companion, Life-Size Replicates of SCP-131 and behave accurately to them, Play-Doh versions of SCP-999, A Replica Model Mask of SCP-O35 that's actually a neutered equivalent to the Imaginating Mask, the worse it can do is just make you sleep longer, a less frightening version of SCP-106 that only makes the room produce nose mucus, an accurate and well-detailed model of SCP-049, along with a board-game based on his operations on "Paitents" that's basicly a more PG-13 equilent to the Operate Game, a ballsy collector's item toy based on SCP-610 that thankfully is only limited to infect other Non-SCPals toys if released from packaging, even in fact the packaging labels even advised that the toy is to be held in packaging for the safety of the toys, which a cheeky underlinded temptation "Unless you REALLY want to", and even a computer reminiscent of the Commodore that has an interactive A.I. based SCP-079 with an extensive libary of games, even of ones not connected to the commodore, like at all, and even has up to date internet access. The toyline's tagline was "The SCPals were once a secret kept by a dubious organization. Now they broke free to be your friend." These toys even had 90s style commercials with, surprisingly good budgets, all things considered. These commercials would either start with kids being borned of basic toys (Sometimes with jabs at Wondertaint's products), occasionally the kids would dress like Foundation Staff or even D-Class, or even have parents or other adults act freaked out at the products and the kids come to save the day. One rare commercial even had SC-682 advertise himself as a child-friendlier parody of himself. It goes as atypically: The Commercial Starts, everyone reacts to the SCPal in a certain way, the announcer dramatically over-sells the toy/product, the product demonstrates interaction with children, ends with the pun of the commercial, and ends with the advertisement jazz at the end. This toyline had exploded in popularity and was purchased in mass. The Toys based on the entities even had new names, like "Stop-n-go Hugger", "Dr. Birdman", Dura-Dile", "Mr. Tall", and other not exactly very dignified names. They even had a TV show created in Multiverse Studios that had a spot in all major cartoon channels, even insite how seemingly impossible and legally dubious it is. It even got to appear on Hazbro's channel, a competing competitor (Granted they accepted alot of weird things awhile back). The Show was animated like MLP was, but had the cartoon logic of Looney Tunes and Tom and Jerry and was unapologetically very Animaniacs-like in nature, unabashedly touching controversial subjects with shride remarks. It managed at least 2 seasons until the Foundation, throwing an extreme fit, pulled the plug on the existence of SCPals as a whole (Much less the TV series, which was a contributing factor for the OF discovering it's studio site of creation.) due to the obvious fact these were severe breaches of security and had asked Outer Force to collect any toy, instore or owned, while the SCP covers an aggressive amnestics campaign to wipe the memory of the products with their best choices. The vast majority of the toy products are held in storage, while samples have been selected to be used as specialized therapeutic items for visiting SCP members with bad encounters with certain SCPs. They're also great for OF-Staff's children to play with during authorized "Bring your (Kid) to work day, (Just remember to keep this a secret)". There had been mishaps of several naughty scamps trying to take one of the toys home, so OF-Nannies are utilized to make sure all SCPals are to remain in the playroom.
OF-256/Sad Clown- A spiritual entity that is reminiscent of looking as if it came from those sad clown paintings (The ones where instead of traditional clown attire they instead wear a fedora-looking hat and dress relatively like a normal person) that is a sadness parasite. It frequents funeral gatherings and/or any moment of great sadness, commonly tragedies' and/or times of social distress. The Entity is noted to float a foot above the air and is blue in appearance, noted for its eyes always being closed and leaking of stereotypically-blue water tears. Though the entity can act covertly and observe sadness from crowds in certain events, it's preferred method is to interact with one person at the time. When the person is at enough of a-great sadness, it would hover over the individual and placed it's hand on them, emitting a blue aura that spreads to the person. Once so, they're made a host litterally for life. If spotted before it does so, the permanent host status is also possible by it opening its eyes, revealing that its sockets are filled with these blue tears that cover both its face and their face enmass. This not only still makes them a host, but their eyes permanently turn into eye-shaped balls of tears, blinding them. OF-256 holds inadvertent cause for the existence of suicide and/or chronic depression in people. This entity was caught just in the nick of time when an extremely troubled high school girl was about to be made next host, in which the girl turned out to be the daughter of the OF's best agent, who's training allowed him to reckitnesed the entity's sad inducing presence and immediately used an ecto-container device to trap the spirit. The Agent's daughter is on a steadier recovery since. Fortunately, hosts can be treated the same way as with normal depression or issues, so with the exception of those who witnessed the clown that have to be detained as POIs for advanced recovery purposes, other hosts can be allowed mending on their own accord. The entity is held in a special ecto-chamber cell that restricts its spiritual power, which is also modified to make seeing it impossible due to certain abilities. Be advised that it can still sense sadness within its vicinity, so to reduce the risk of a breach, any OF-Staff having personal issues, are to see OF-237 immediately.
OF-257/Pack of Unusual Whippets- To any that aren't dog experts, whippets are like greyhounds but shrunken abit. Now, animal lesson out of the way, onto OF-257. OF-257 is a pack of whippets that were found in the same world as the "All Dogs Go to Heaven" characters. On top of abilities extremely unknown to the breed, increased speed, intelligence, and even athletic capabilities with gymnastic and acrobatic prowess, these whippets pocess certain powers unique to each one personally as a designated class. The Pack Leader pocesses hyper-intelligence and is able to speak telepathically to sentients. The Whippets are noted to be all female but are capable of asexual reproduction, though this only triggers if a pack member is lost or leaves to form its own pack. The Whippets, self-described by the pack leader, are "Crimeovores", I.E. they prey on criminals. Though they're not actively dependent on a crime going on as sometimes they've been known stealthfully break into police precincts for their holding cells or prisons to seek a criminal out. Though the leader had insisted it's not nessersarly for physical meat, rather it's to eat their "Level of Sin", albeit this often has to be absorbed via physically eating the criminal, the leader admits. The pack in question was discovered during a police raid when holed up bank robbers were attacked by "Acrobatic Super-Powered Shorter Greyhounds". No robber survived. Outer Force captured THIS pack and contained them with restrictions of T-Class Interaction to watch out for any prior bad pasts. Any sightings of other packs will be immediately contained with the main pack as well.
OF-258/Opera Clown- A far more intense equivalent to "Sad Clown", the Opera Clown is noted to dress more like the clown design associated with Pagliacci's sad opera. The entity is known to target persons with the worse personal life experiences, including personalized tragedies, and stalk them to their homes. Once within the distance of the person, it's mouth unhinches to person side lengths while the dramatic part of the song its appearance is associated with is heard as a portal appears, of which the person is immediately shoved into, as now the person is held in a personalized pocket dimension of self-pity, of which this misery feeds the Opera Clown. The entity was contained during its mysterious stalking of the Shell Lougers in the Dragon Guardian Temple. Methods to rescue captured hosts are still being researched.
OF-259/Security Camera-Guard- An implied associated figure of OF-191 that is noted to be a being in a security guard uniform, but has a security camera for a-head with an infinitely extendable metallic mechanical neck that followers misdeed doers even if the body is far behind. While the body runs at average speeds, the camera head can still follow persons even in places well beyond its location. This was proven when records show that when punk kids robbed a local convenience store of money, cigarettes, and snacks, apawn the entity's arrival, though the punks outran the body, the camera never stopped following them until they were cornered. Once so, the body was teleported to the head's location. Then afterward, the entity cuffs the punks, and then what looked like OF-191's portal appearing forth. Both the entity and the punks vanished. The products and cash were found back in the store mysteriously. The entity is noted to be activated in cases of where crime occurs in establishments with security cameras. Containment still in process.
OF-260/Birthday Wish Cake- An Anominalious cake that resembles a professionally circle-cake covered in colorful sprinkles, white frosting, implied to be an un-melting ice cream cake, gumdrops for eyes and a mouth made up of gummy worms, and is always adorned with a single Rainbow Candle that never burns out no matter how many times lit, and is often written with words like "Make a Wish". When the wish is made, even when spoken aloud, a special birthday-present will appear, uniquely cheery patterns and rainbow ribbons, with a small tag that reads "Wish Granted". Opening the present makes the wish come true. This cake is noted to appear mostly at cases of individuals, on a birthday or a birthday-like celebration, where if the individual is even so much as being alittle sad on such a day, whether major or even so much as being miffed at something you want not happening, the cake will mysteriously appear before them. The cake has been acknowledged to be sentient and animate when around a person should it want to and is well-intentioned but misguided in nature. The cake is a wish-granting force of omnipotent powers, nothing is exceptioned to it, not even things like time. Apart from some restrictions, the cake is subject to be easily misused by the wrong persons invovled, thus the cake was made a high-priority capture. Contained with help via the Shell Louge Squad on OF-200's first (And insistently only) field mission when it was already accidentally activated and created a new timeline when the leader was saddened by rapid changes. (Field Mission Briefing Approved for-further case study by OF Council and Lifecraft.)
OF-261/Radical-Sized Huntsman Spider- Typically, large spiders are just a normal day in Australia. But for even the standards of that country, OF-261 is BEYOND what Australians are prepared to deal with. OF-261 is a Huntsmen Spider of yet to be recognized specific species of extreme size. Laying down it is able to be comparable to any ceiling lamp in size. Like normal huntsmens, it mostly just hangs about. But don't be hopeful that it obeys Inrealm laws just yet. Be cautiously advised that unusual size is the least of OF-261's traits. First, it's presence is always addressed by the anomalous presence of didgeridoos playing from mysterious air. The shorce of the sound is unknown, but some researchers may suggest it is actually a noise the spider may be making, whether it's a sort-of warding mechanism or attempt to hypnotize is unclear. It's also possible that (Perhaps the spider's worst ability some would argue) is that it can either teleport or just move VERY quickly when not watched. (Caution: A Later shot in the Document File would show that it does move fast). When an exterminator was called, at most he has captured an opossum, but the end of the document would show the spider is still present. Fortunately, a high-class agent in the OF-Australia Branch who happened to have a discovery probe on standby would prove to be of better service to the couple. OF-261 was captured with no further incident, the two witnesses being supplied amnestics. OF-261 is now held in the specialized enclosure suited for its needs. Outer Force is keeping EXTREMELY cautious of more instances and will be ready to capture at the first moment. While the spider never demonstrated active aggression to the persons it was found with, it's not to be ruled out nor disavowed that it can do damage to a human if provoked or the opportunity made possible. (Document File U769S1CUP Released for Viewing under OF-Council Approval. Arachnophobes discrepancy advised.)
OF-262/Calvin- The extremely angry alien lifeform from the mars of the 2017 film "Life". What the ending didn't show that apawn the creature's arrival to the coinciding earth, SCP Team were quick to the containment of the creature. OF-262 now resides in a specialized cell that adapts to its overwhelming capabilities. So restricted from any interactions that even R-Classes are not permitted around it. Special permissions from both OF-Council, Lifecraft, and even the (REDACTED) have to be granted just to even see the containment area of the creature. That's how seriously this creature has been taken.
OF-263/Deer People- A tribal race of ungulate-headed beings, most specifically deer species. Males are often in their most fit-physical condition, able to lift or break boulders with bare hands and being able to intimidate even bears and other predators from their territory, while females are often slender in nature and are noted for impeccable jumping abilities with extreme mastery in athletics and gymnastic acrobatic prowess, though this can be temporarily decreased during pregnancy months after mating season. Though covered in fur, the deer people are noted to wear modified flora-based loincloths and clothing, and demonstrate an ability to make crude but effective stone-age tools, commonly spears or reed blow dart tubes where they can weaponize poison oak or spider venom made by shamans in the tribe. The Deer People are herbivorous but can demonstrate territorial attitudes towards humans and/or sentient animals, even if they're ungulate in nature. Males are the common aggressors if boundaries are disrespected, but females are observed to be equally aggressive when cornered or rearing young. Typically deer people aren't actively aiming to kill intruders and would just chase them off or give them a good enough beating to make sure a lesson is learned, but be cautious that not all tribes are alike as there can exist deer tribes with sacrificial practices, as both males and females of these specific tribes can be in groups hunting and stalking any sentient presence in woodland areas. The sacrifice tribes are noted to worship Windegos of Native American lore, as they would leave chosen victims to be consumed by such creatures themselves. In return, these specific windegos would leave the tribe be, then a sudden bloom of flowers would appear, implying these worshipped Windegos are different than the standard cannibal monsters. Deer People tribes, whether practicing sacrificial practices or not, are to be as isolated and far from camping sites or human frequented national parks as possible and held in OF-controlled wildlife reserves. Tribes with sacrificial practices are to be liberated from these specialized Windegos for both their sake and that of OF-Reserve staff with specialized OF-Troops trained in banishing dark entities. Deer People Tribes, once liberated of these Windegos, stop practicing sacrifices and turned no different than other tribes already without them.
OF-264/The Buffing Water Gun- OF-264 is a modified water gun of no longer reckitneseable brand, where it's capable to turn normal water into a transmutative substance that can "Buff" targets into stronger and better versions of themselves. A companion creation of SCP's Nerfing Gun, SCP-3108, it holds a phrase on the side that reads "LOL, 2 Weak, Time 2 Buff". Like SCP-3108, it doesn't seem to obey the law of conservation as well, as anything that has been made "Superior" or "Better", also appear to not show anomalous traits in affected targets. While the water gun processes atypical plastic material for whatever brand toy it once was, the inside pocesses complex machinery that appears to affect inserted water in ways still being researched. Like the Nerfing Gun, it's transformations are not based on the value scale but the opinions of the holder. On Outer Force's request to borrow POI-6897, he admits that the guns can balance eachother out, I.E., the water gun can "Undo Nerfs" and vice versa if the Nerfing Gun is used on "Things that got too OP". In thanks to Outer Force's more moral way to test OFs, and with some sessions from OF-237 that eased personal angst, POI-6897 had demonstrated better co-operation with Outer Force than with the Foundation and explained his full ability, albeit under the condition the water gun was used to "Clean up the (REDACTED due to profanity)" of the Foundation, I.E., restoring previous human test subjects to normal. It had taken alot of negotiation bargaining, but the 05 did eventually approved the proposal in return of POI-6897 being more co-operative. Though more Co-operative, POI-6897 has admitted he still has a "Downvoted" opinion of the Foundation simply because they did these things period, and even stated, quote: "Honestly, I wouldn't mind working for you Outer Force guys, I mean, as soon as your SCP pals ever decide I can go and not turn me into one of their guys first". This quote inspired Lifecraft and the OF-Council to open talks with the 05 about allowing a permanent transfer into the OF, should the Foundation ever get a truly satisfactory understanding of SCP-3108. Though the 05 are wary of the possibility of 3108 being a permanent transfer as well, though otherwise had welcomed negotiations cause of how the OF made POI-6897 as co-operative as they did.
OF-265/FRANCESCA V9.9- OF-265 is a similar case with SCP-1471 in that it's a free app of an unknown company that can be downloaded into phones or computer systems, but that's where the similarities end. The program in question is instead a virtual assistant of a 3D cartoonish near-anthro mantis character named "Francesca" that dresses as if she's a sort-of space heroine. She can be customized to the owner's desire, though sometimes the character would get snarky at you "Expressing a personal fantasy" if made to dress lewdly. She's capable of interacting accordingly to the direction of the mouse icon or where your finger lands and does an animation where the laser hits the desired icon and activates the app normally. The program has similar capabilities of spell-checking programs but can preemptively correct spelling mistakes in an auto-correct fashion, but can be asked to let certain words be spelled in a desired way. If asked, the program is able to download the desired movie for convenience, though sometimes it can just as much automatically activate a streaming app if one is applied to the device. The app demonstrates helpfulness in editing software, games, anything available for personal systems. The app can even automatically dispose of virus and malware threats to the computer, demonstrated via an animation where the hostile programs are represented as "Cartoonishly Evil Robots", where the character can demonstrate impressive mastery of its lazer gun, millaterry maneuvers, and athletic prowess. Even regardless of the threat level of the hostile programs, the character always wins in the end. It is perhaps the most helpful app in existence. However, there are two risks that justify OF-Obstruction from public knowledge: The Program's uncanny ability to access even the most secret of things, ergo a secrecy breach risk, and that the program is capable of bonding with its owner, espeically if male and if they're single. In some cases, the program can manifest itself into the real world and would proceed to passionately (REDACTED) the owner. However, this ends up infecting the owner into being infected with Cybervoid energy, thus prompting the program to take the infected into the device with her. Thus the specific personalized app will update with Francesca now having a "New Partner", via a self-sustain update to "FRANCESCA V100.0". Containment requires the suppression of the site via "Failure of Service" virus on the site, seizures of phones and other devices with the App, preferably before the "V100.0" update, but such will still be contained nonetheless, and if applicable, erasure of memories of those that have found the app. Otherwise, the app is not intentionally dangerious and its's risk-factors can be avoidable, espeically for risk 2 via giving Francesca a pre-programmed partner. In fact, on Lifecraft's personal request, an instance of the App was adopted into OF-Computer systems and has become a beneficial part of Outer Force, even having dramatically reduced breaches and breakouts more then careful standards have done.
OF-266/SCP Anomaly Wildlife Reserve- Contrary to the Foundation's initials being in the name, this has no actual relation to the Foundation. It was actually an A.R.M. owned "Wildlife Reserve" zoo-like safari area owned by A.R.M.'s biology head, Dr. Anessia (REDACTED). On top of various previously undiscovered anomalies now connected to the reserve as "OF-266-1's", the park has also SCP-3199 instances, an aquarium of SCP-1104s, another flock of SCP-1507s, and even a pack of SCP-966s. Dr. Anessia intended this to be an area where Anominalians "Tormented and prosecuted by Organisations worse than the Government" are given a fighting a chance and a chance to have healthy populations. Anomalies not connected to known SCP portfolios are as followed: A Giraffe with the regeneration of a hydra, Lions with the bodies of Tyrannosaurus Rex, Gazelles and Cheetahs capable of acrobatic feats, Rainbow Zebras, Regenerative Rhinos and Elephants, Hippos with Blackhole Mouths, Terror-Bird Ostriches, Telepathic Storks, an Intelligent Peacock, A Biomechanical Gorilla, Hivemind Eusocial Parrots, Termites that make mounds resemblant to known cities, an entire reserve of a surviving prehistoric ecosystem of dinosaurs and a select number of prehistoric mammals, Pterasaur pelicans, flight-capable penguins, a lake with an island of an exsellerated evolution of animals as fast as an entire day, and a bughouse filled with anthropods of extreme sizes, among other things that're difficult to cover. The area was intended to open for business, but the infamous "3199-966" incident happened, where as-a-result of a questionable experiment of Dr. Aessia's to have a female 966 procreate with an instance of 3199 resulted in the creation of "OF-266-31966", a hybrid that still retains the features of a 966 but is able to self reproduce like a 3199, assumed to be likely a means to revive 966's populations with a hybrid creature that reproduces like 3199s, which as result of the hybrid's fast reproduction, the instances escape A.R.M.'s limited containment and resulted in (REDACTED) fatalities, along with SCPs and the park's creatures getting loose in the panic. Outer Force and the Foundation needed to do a correlation effort due to the severity of the incident, along with an aggressive Amnestic and censoring campaign when the incident hit the news. The Majority of the hybrids, save for the alpha after being sterilized, were all neutralized, the SCPs in the park claimed by the Foundation to be deal in their terms, and Outer Force was allowed to claim custody of the reserve and the creatures not rekitnesed in Foundation Data banks residing in it. The Surviving A.R.M. members, including Dr. Anessia, were arrested by Outer Force for the tragic atrocities allowed to happen cause of reckless containment of dangerious anominalians. Anessia is sentenced to be detained by Outer Force for life in the POI Cells.
OF-267/Martial Arts Horse- A Pinto Mare that as long as it's space is respected, is an otherwise unremarkable equine. But once a person enters its area of effect, the horse would immediately look at the person in question, then immediately rear up to stand upright and enter a combat pose. The Horse is a master of every known and yet to be known martial arts, including various types of kung fu and Tai kawn-doo, and is capable of feats not known done by horses, including athletics and wielding weapons. It was intionally captured by the BGA and was set to be euthanized for termination, but the creature appeared aware it was in danger and broke out of containment! This Equine had damaged the BGA severely. On top of causing (REDACTED) fatalities of BGA staff, including their entire BGA council, even a visiting representative of the group's parent group in the GOC, and the brutal injury of a previous leader so great, that it forced early retirement and for his mentally unprepared son to take over, it also damaged the BGA-Morgue that had a system that blocks out Mother Reviver's senses, which lead to Mother Reviver to revive anomalies that were previous termination success stories for the BGA, now revived as anominalians with lust for revenge and a less than stellar view on Inrealmers. It had lead to the destruction of a BGA base and left the group extremely crippled, while SCP Team had to be sent to capture the revived anominalians and contained for the "Victims of the idiots of the BGA" Special Cells, shorten as BGA-Anomaly Cells for Anominalians discovered by the rival group. The Horse, even insite having just broken out of the BGA, surprisingly willingly surrendered itself to Outer Force. Whether it understood Outer Force wouldn't harm it or simply cause it knows the BGA are a rival to us is unclear, but it is possible the horse may be smarter then it appears. All things considered of what it did to the BGA, the horse is actually not that dangerious, though bear in mind that it likes to commit to "Training-Fights" whenever persons arrive at it's area-of-effect, likely to simply keep it's fighting skills fresh and it's mind ready and able. As such, the horse is an OF utilized for training of combat for OF troops and squads to keep themselves combat-ready as well. Fortunately, unlike when it is provoked to defend itself, training fights are never fatal. (Though it's always hilarious to watch new recruits interact with the horse to hilarious results). The BGA meanwhile, have suffered from being under an incompetent leader AND from the GOC distancing themselves from the spin-off group greatly for "Not being able to handle a freaking horse", made permanent cause the replacement leader commented that the GOC "Couldn't handle a (Redacted for Profanity) chair", an un-needed salt in an old wound for the GOC. The two groups still haven't interacted with eachother properly since.
OF-268/Happy Guy- Another simular looking entity to 096, which like 096 responds to any that sees photos or footage of it and shares its speed, agility, strength, and regenerative properties, but instead of getting violently distressed or being like Raeaper apawn being witnessed, OF-268 instead nabs people fo take back to its lair to be treated like guests. While still not even close to being sapient, it does demonstrate an ability to cook and make treats, basic level reading (With rotamentry aide of pictures) with noted possession of easy step cookbooks, a-crud loud of board games and Anntena-TV Access with a set in front of an old but still functional couch, and a surprisingly good knitter and an exceptional hugger. (How it got those things are still being debated, though with it's speed ability in mind, theories are as simple as it just got them one day and took it to its lair) Commonly the creature would either make M&M brownies or lemon squares, on special occasions, it even had made a cookie pizza and holiday-themed cakes. However, the creature can experience an extreme anxiety attack when persons try to leave, so often the creature will have a panic attack, block the exit to its lair and cough up a ball of mucus that gives a contemporary flu-like ailment that basically forces the person in question to stay, allowing the creature to nurse back to health. The creature appears to be noted to be very phobic of being alone and demonstrates a hyper-sense of needing social activity. The containing of the creature was proven, ironically simple enough. Even with SCRAMBLER protection, the recovery and rescue teams still caused OF-268 was still triggered and immediately captured the teams to turn into more guests. This implies that OF-268 merely meeting new people is enough to get him excited. Thankfully, the entity otherwise never got violent, if in fact served the teams and other guests homemade pizza rolls with "Smily" faces represented by two pepperoni slices and extra pizza sauce being a smile. OF-268 can't talk itself but is shown to understand speech, and the captain of the rescue team, a talented negotiator, was able to convince OF-268 that Outer Force would offer it protection and even companionship. Thus, the entity agreed (Reluctantly), to allow non-OF Guests to go free and to come peacefully with the recovery team. The Rescue Team took the liberated guests to an on-field Amnestics Doctor to ensure secrecy. Its items in the cave OF-268 have been collected and moved to OF-268's containment area, being given a steady supply of ingredients for research purposes and/or keeping OF-268 in content, and alchourse, volunteered T-Class are designated as OF-268's new guests. Though harmless, OF-268 is a high maintenance containment project, as-like 096, even mere pixels can get it set off and could cause it to nab a "New Guest". As such, Photos and Footage of the entity are restricted and prohibited. Thankfully, this effect doesn't transpire to artist depictions. Also, in order to prevent mishaps because OF-268 saw new people, it needs to be made that OF-268 feels like the entire OF-HQ is its lair and the entity taught that Staff and even other OFs are "Guests" of different levels and that the only guests it can maintain are the volunteered T-Classes. It was a month-long process with mishaps occurring regardless, but dedication and patience saw Outer Force through and OF-268 had been fully trained. Keep in mind that when new recruits are taken to OF-HQ, the presence of new guests would trigger OF-268 to break containment always for meeting new people while laughing happily with the enthusiasm of an overtly friendly house pet, with super-speed that can always be sure to lead to shenanigans.
OF-269/Plesiosaur Women- A female species of anthro plesiosaurs with siren capabilities and mermaid eqsed attire and swimsuits. Instances are known to frequent shore-line beaches or large enough lakes that can be sources for boat-rides. They're noted for luring men (and Lesbian Females) into bodies of water with them via cognitive-singing and flirty gestures, for the purpose of granting themselves and persons of their interest ecstasy-driven mating. These activities are never for procreational purposes as the creatures reproduce asexually with underwater eggs that make more instances. The mating appears to be more of a personal pleasure activity for the creatures. They've been noted to grant beings of their selection the ability to breathe underwater, but this bares the side-effect of making effected beings only know love for the caster of the ability. The creatures are sentient and are capable of speech, but appear to speak only in an exclusive reptilian language, though they pocess empathic powers that can allow them to learn the languages of outside beings. The reason for these entertainment-based matings is easily explained as "(They) Just like doing it", whether because of daring eachother or out of mere curiosity, though an interviewed instance does admit that if the "Partner" was fun enough, repeats would occur, and sometimes it would turn into something more then just "Whoopie Calls" and on occasion would lead to marriages and "Mate for Life" ceremonies. Thus these instances and related persons of effected status are all immediately contained, records expunged and amnestics applied to any awareness of the situation. This is done so to protect the instances and effected persons from being attention magnets to those like the BGA or the Initiative, that would either demonstrate aggressive behavior (For the BGA) or in the initiative's case, force the instances' mates to go through forced conversion therapy out of loving the instances. Any cases priorly found by either such groups are to immediately be readily met with SCP Team Rescue Missions.
OF-270/The Disco Train- A dimension transending "Disco Train" that bares the assorted followers of OF-146, or Disco Cube, including but not limited to, "Disco Kid" A Being Reminiscent of a Teen held in the styles held in the 70s, "Afro-Spider", an Afro with Daddy-Longleg Spider Legs that can pocess wearers, "Discoflooripede", A Centipede creature made out of disco floors, "Oily Wipeout", an Oil thief entity in the shape of a 70s model Gaspump, and "Post-Punchy", a fighter made of posters of movies in the 70s with the face of the "Rocky" poster. These are considered to be OF-146's followers and are high-priority containments due to repeated attempts to free the Disco Cube. Be cautious that the train itself can bare psychedelic effects.
OF-271/Robot Kindergarten- A secret robot making facility placed within an abandoned 80s Kindergarten school that was purchased and used by Magidson Robotics to introduced new robotic models held under the company's control. The developing machines were watched over by "Caregiver", a female-toned robot with the head reminiscent of a B-1 Battledroid but heavily modified with a skeletal metallic structure. The Caregiver's purpose appears to be nurturing, teaching, and raising the slowly growing machines to be the latest additions to Magidson and Anderson's personal arsenal. However, the Machinists had attempted to buy out the area on the belief the area can raise a machine destined to "Fix" and "Bring" the Broken God into the realms. The Buy-out was disrupted by SCP Team with 30 Magidson Members, an Anderson representative, and a Machinist Ambassitor and select bodyguards all detained apawn the bust, and the facility taken over by Outer Force. The building is quarantined with an EMP field that deactivates any would-be super-robot that leaves the area. Deactivated robots are immediately taken to the robotics wing of OF-HQ to be dismantled into spare parts or recycled into R-Class Units.
OF-272/Meat Tree Forest- An anomalous forest area covering between the borders of Canada and the northern-top of the Mid-US. The trees are made of a meat-like substance that has a radical effect on local wildlife, from turning traditional predator animals into man-eaters to making herbivores carnivorous and into being sentient-killers as well. Along with this, birds grow of large sizes, including Eagles as big as Harpy Eagles and person-sized owls, predatory deer herds, Musquito Hives, a local lake with fish mutanted to basically become similar to some species of sharks, blood-drinking flora with leafs as sharp as blades, and even frogs and toads of unusual sizes, among others. The Corpsics had claimed a condemned campsite from the 50s to turn into a place of worship near-by the forest in believing the forest being "Blessed by Yaldaboath". The Present Corpsics were chased out of the camp by OF forces and the forest quarantined, just in time to stop the meat trees' "Sporing" event, something that could've had adverse effects on the environment if it had not been stopped in time. The Meat trees are infected by an anominalian fungus that had the trees be made of meat, which began affecting wildlife. Yaldaboath's actual involvement in this is still being debated with OF-Staff, though persistent Corpsic take-back attempts have prevented the theory from being irrelevant.
OF-273/Xzarman- A person that while in the process of being turned into an Avatar for the Xzars by a perpetrating Xzar cult, an anomalous event occurred that interrupted the ritual and instead turned the victim into Xzarman, a being with the powers and abilities of the Xzar he was meant to be an avatar under its service, in being trapped in the transition of becoming an avatar and driven to madness cause of the compromised power. X-Team struggled to contain Xzarman and all members survived by the skin of their teeth due to Xzarman's increase aggression. Xzarman has to be held in restrictions so great, not even Lifecraft or all of the OF-Council are allowed to see him without nearly infinite numbers of clearances covered. Xzar-specific restraints are heavily required for Xzarman. Ressor weaponry is best suited in subduing the entity.
OF-274/The Entity That Can Resist SCP-055- (File Corrupted).
OF-275/Pepsi Man- A well familiar mascot entity that is known to be extremely active when the need for a drink can be quelled by it summoning Pepsi via doing its anomalous act of opening its mouth and Pepsi appears, which in the fashion of its associated commercials seem to generate excitement (Though actual gratification can sometimes be fickle). However, it's noted the Super-Hero eqsed entity is not netouriously smart and known to mindlessly crash into things or do extremely risky self-harm inducing stunts and can, in fact, get hurt, though it can be noted to be durable and still do their effects effortlessly in the next event. Pepsi's rival company (REDACTED), seems to have an aggressive disdain towards the entity simply because of its actions of giving the associated company a leg-up, even seeming effecting employees to want a Pepsi. When active, the entity can run in impressive speeds during the playing of litterally it's own theme song of the same name and seems capable of various sports, even sometimes having a car. A mirage-based side-entity has been noted in deserts and has been referred to as "M-OF-275", and is known to be associated with those that had priorly been visited by the being. It's noted to even drink the associated product itself, which is perhaps the shorce of its anomalous powers. It's appearance changes in correlation to the look of Pepsi products, where appearance one was based on an older look of Pepsi products, the reckitnesed modern appearance as of late, and even a version where it's the modern appearance but he's wearing a yellow face mask referencing the lemon-based product. There also appears to be a similar female instance named "OF-275-F", which is also apart of the lemon product, but diet. Both OF-275s had been contained apawn the easing of Pepsi commercials and the mirage effects eased up. Persons that witnessed the entities have been detained as POIs and are being tended to with meals always involving Pepsi as a side-drink. Though OF-275 is a purposefully harmless entity, it's anominalian effected Pepsi does cause some concerning levels of addiction, and thus why interactions are restricted apawn containment. (Document Footage PEPSIX3 approved for viewing by the OF-Council, but be advised that OF-275 is among the older reckitnesed OF-Anominalians and footage was filmed by yester-year models with OF-275-F being the most modern example of the entity being discovered by a more up-to-date model at the time).
OF-276/Massage-Giving 173- A near-simular entity to Remake SCP-173 with similar powers, but instead of being neck-breaking murderous, it gives EXTREMELY good massages to the point it permanently cures stress and back pain. Bear in mind it mostly only does it's magic while not looked at as with SCP-173, so often persons interacting with it are made to wear anomalous cucumbers that blind them apawn rest onto the massage table of the entity. Just be careful of asking for it's "Specialities", like "The Pizza Massage" or "The Accordion", cause even though anomalous effects would occur during these requests that thankfully assure survivability, it will still be QUITE the experience to feel, along with a brief soreness associated with the hyper-active massage therapy. As a result, OF-276 is often used for therapeutic purposes by Higher Rank members of Outer Force, including the OF-Council and even Lifecraft. Even High Rankers from the Foundation, even members of the 05 are given stress-curing-massages from this entity. (And given this line of work, this entity's a godsend).
OF-277/Sun Fizz- Another case of 90s advertising gone rogue, albeit less violent then OF-227, (But not less freaky). The Sun Fizz Product appears to be an obvious off-brand of "Sunny D", but with an associated mascot character. The Mascot Character immediately comes to life in atypical fashion of mascot commercials and is a hyper-cute and giggly entity with a high-pitch voice with stereotypical cartoon esthetics that advertises the healthiness of it's assigned product. Now, by all means, the entity itself is harmless, but it appears to be cursed with a cognitohazord that makes people extremely afraid of it (It was noted to affect animals too), albeit to be fair, realistically a cartoon entity coming to life would be understandably freaky, and puts infected beings in a constant state of fear even if the entity does absolutely nothing, and it doesn't seem like the entity is even aware of this, thus prolonged exposure would result in actually being traumatized by this entity and developing a phobia for mascot characters. Thus, a specialized team with Cognito-Resistance Training had to be able to capture the entity and associated product, and the traumatized family having to be Detained as POIs and are still being treated to sessions with OF-237. The Drink is held and blocked off in sight-blocking containment and is only to be interacted by any with cognitohazord resistance mentality of above-average levels, or SCRAMBLERS are utilized for the mentally unready. It's to be cautioned that the closer the entity and the more interaction time is prolonged, it will reach levels of PTSD with persons getting the mentally of easily upset infants. Though the mascot is not malevolent in nature, it's joyful ignorance is implied that the entity is EXTREMELY unintelligent and incapable of understanding its own uncontrolled effect on persons, so the best that can be done is to prevent the product from being active. (Document Footage HJKG654 Approved for viewing by the OF-Council.)
OF-278/The REAL Builder Bear- At first it was mistaken to be the infamous "Builder Bear" known from the Foundation and was treated with extreme prejudice. But the bear began to speak, albeit its voice sounded like an old-model voice recording device known in older voiced stuffed dolls and animals, even having to speak with the usage of a string with a ring on it's back. The Bear when interrogated, explained that "He came-Inrealm to look for his mute Mentally-Troubled Brother who had escaped the "Asylum for Troubled-Minded Builder Bears" because he was abducted by a Pureblood Mischiver known infamously to Outer Force as "Killjoyious" and released him in the Inrealms", insisting that his brother isn't trying to be a "Bad Bear", that SCP's Builder Bear "Is mentally incapable to control himself without his medication", explaining that his brother is only being as it is because it is deprived of medication. Further interviews revealed that the Builder Bears are companion anominalians that can "Be Friends that LITTERALLY make friends", even revealing that the SCP's Patchwork Bear was an example of a "Good Friend" a Builder Bear can make, even implying that it's not just other bears that can be "Made into Good Friends", but said that sometimes if something tragic happens to a Builder Bear's initial friend, they "Get Troubled" and start making "Bad Friends" in litteral degrees, explaining that his brother lost a young girl he was good friends with to a Pedophile Abduction, and said that "Now he's troubled into thinking that adults are bad people, and are only to be given bad friends". This tragic revelation about SCP's Builder Bear has since opened up very insistent and aggressive attempts to have the SCP's Builder Bear be transferred to the OF's care apawn any possible true containment of it and it's "Bad Friends". Though so far OF-278 is firm in wanting to take his brother back to the Crust should SCP's Builder Bear be captured and insists that being an "Inrealm-Out" is not in his personal interests, OF-278 admitted he "Bonded" with alot of the Staff and their families, even befriending other friendlier OFs, hinting that OF-278 would be tempted to stay inrealm even after his brother is safely returned to the Asylum, keeping true to the companion nature of his anominalian species.
OF-279/Lucy's Family- The cat family of SCP-1316, reckitnesed as "Lucy". The cats consist of 8 additional kittens and a mother and father cat of normal appearance, and that they too are capable of 1316's abilities. However, 1316's family was held hostage by the Chaos Insurgency that made 1316 serve their interests. Though apawn SCP-1316's capture in the Foundation, the Insurrgentcy transfer the hold of Lucy's family to their spin-off group the Discord Insurrection for safe-keeping due to a "Minor Setback" to major operations. However, apawn the incident relating to OF-299, Lucy's family, along with various anominalians held by the Insurrection, whether something they themselves have captured or were-transfers from prior Insurgency raids, even those Lucy have been responsible for, were recovered by Outer Force with a correlation of the Foundation. The cat family appeared to be the primary shorce of OF-299's actions of extremely crippling both Insurgency and Insurrection as extremely as it did because simply of making Lucy do impure things. Thus, the cat family is placed under OF protection, with Lucy being transferred to OF possession to reunite with family. It was a moving reunion that even brought tears to the toughest agents of the Foundation.
OF-280/The Panacea Tree- A mystical anominalian tree that produces an endless supply of SCP-500 in a deep part of an uncharted African Jungle. The tree is covered in markings similar to associated hospital and medical symbols and is about as big as an average Oaktree. It's branches produce waves apawn waves of SCP-500s. However, the tree is fiercely and zealously protected an Amazonian tribe of female anthro Okapis that worship the tree as a secret entity and deemed it too pure for "A self-serving Inrealm" and are very protectively aggressive in safeguarding the tree. The apply-named Okamazons are twice the size of human/sentient animals, have increased speed and agility, well versed in athletics, strength, and prolonged exposure of SCP-500s have made them immune to all diseases, minor but fast regeneration, and even are no longer able to age, though it is perhaps attributed to generations of being around the tree and it's endless pills then implications of additional effects. The Okamazons reproduce from giant flowers found not too far from the tree, implied side-effects of the tree's presence, and are noted to only be juveniles for a year but immediately grow up to adult age. Though they can't age, that doesn't mean natural causes isn't a problem, as "Elders", even while still looking young, are often not as reflexive as younger peers and most but not all abilities start to weaken. When an elder does die, they are placed back before the giant flowers, which proceed to swallow the departed Okamazon to break down and recycle bioorganicly into a sort-of "Rebirth" process, and the fallen "Elder's" lifecycle begins anew as a new juvenal. True containment of the tree is currently an impossibility due to the protective nature of the Okamazons and that clearly it is signifigant to their culture and potaintionally their way of life, so the jungle they reside in had to be held off as an OF-Reserve so to better prevent trouble from arising cause of accidental or purposeful discovery. The tree and the Okamazons have to be kept a secret from even the Foundation, even more so since the Foundation is extremely fascinated with SCP-500.
OF-281/Empathic Scorpions- A species of lobster-red scorpions capable of giving empathy and sympathy to troubled persons. As such the Scorpions demonstrate unprecedented friendly and docile behavior not seen outside of these instances. When faced with persons with severe injuries, the scorpions' "Venom" is actually a harmless pain-numbing agent no different from what is used in common pain killers or medical clinics. The scorpions also demonstrate a sapient understanding of medical procedures that, if readily available, will use to treat injuries of persons. Without such, the creatures are capable of improvising using what nature has available, from using herbs to treat wounds, make-shift stabilizers from sticks, and other things. The creatures would also feed a troubled person food, get them fresh water, and get them the help they need depending on the situations. They've even been known to protect persons from dangerious situations, and when faced with someone under suicidal thoughts, their numbing venom has a double-use of calming brains of persons down. The Scorpions are noted to be eusocial, something extremely rare to actual scorpions, and will work like ants to help and carry wounded and injured persons. On top of being strong, they're also durable and capable of fast healing even from severe damage, which helps cause sometimes first encounters with persons in troubled situations, which, can be rather rough. The scorpions were discovered in Arizona in the infamous death valley where a child was rescued by the scorpions after getting bit by a venomous snake. The scorpions were able to pin the snake down, milked it of venom, and used their tails to collect the venom into their stingers, which mixed with their numbing venom instantly makes an anti-venom, which the scorpions immediately administer to the child. The scorpions were turned into a media circus as a result, which got Outer Force's attention. To prevent the Scorpions from suffering the same problem as Vulture Doctor did, an-amnestic campaign occurred into all of Arizona (And the rest of the states when it got national) while censorship agents halted the news from going global and the record claimed by the OF. The Scorpions were claimed by the OF as a result. Cause of their friendly behaviors and the ability to express empathy, the scorpions co-operated with the recovery teams. The colony would become helpful as emergency medical aides during tough missions or cases of harm occurring during breaches, for both staff and civilians alike, and are very helpful in cases of persons on suicide watch.
OF-282/Greed-Hunter Rattlesnakes- OF-282 instances are Diamondback Rattlesnakes with actual diamonds growing from them and a rattle made of gold and gems that make tantalizing sounds that actually makes those of a greedy nature come closer to them so to bite them. The venom is not like traditional snake venom, instead, the venom would transmutate the bitten victim into a smaller creature, commonly rodents or small lizards, just enough to allow an OF-282 instance to immediately strike and consume afterwords. OF-282 are greed parasites that don't just eat the greed of beings but take the entire person with it. These serpents are often responsible for the disappearances of greed-focused business goers, politicians and authority figures that accept bribes, and even any that desire wealth more than other things. These serpents gained a very infamous and cautionary reputation in Outer Force cause of the time of the Gold Rush, an event infamous with high-spikes of OF-282 activity as gold-lusting prospectors are often immediate victims of the snakes, basically another hazard on top of the atypical dangers of the wild west. The Diamonds on an OF-282's body are actually apart of a very anomalous reproduction system. Whenever an instance eats someone of a greedy nature, they produce the diamonds. The diamonds are actually eggs that grow from the instance's body. The Diamonds would crack open and produce a baby instance. The serpents actually don't have genders as a result of this complicated asexual reproduction. Unlike traditional snake behavior, OF-282s raise their young, and live in eusocial colonies of fellow instances. As such, thriving colonies are to be immediately contained and are to be "Neutered" by premature removal of the diamond eggs, which only regrow apawn consumption of greedy individuals. If a colony is small, then they'll be taken to OF-HQ for containment and the best possible population restriction. If too large, then the site of the nest is to be quarantined and the area made into an OF-Wildlife Reserve, and population controls handled by quarantine teams. Any instance found in civilized areas is to be contained and covered up as much as possible, with amnestic usage always at ready. All OF-282 instances are to be given special tracking tags inside the flesh of the creatures for the best tracking of the creatures. Keep in mind that if in the presence of a person with no greed or not enough levels of it, it'll behave no differently then a normal rattler and be very defensive at the sight of would-be trouble, so the snakes are to be handled with caution.
OF-283/Sister Romance- A sister entity of OF-199, of which like her is a mantis insectoid with bug-wings in the shape of an angel's wings. The key factor with OF-283 is that it's, less conservative then OF-199 in that instead of a nun's robe, OF-283 dresses in a toga, like the entity's emulating being a greek goddess of love. In no utter surprise, OF-283 is a high-level love parasite and utterly CRAVES any romantic partners it can get, having no fixed orientation, so it goes for any possible partner, barring specific requirements of being "A consenting adult" and that the partner has sentience. The entity appears to be only active in an abandoned apartment complex in (REDACTED) France, the city of love itself, they say. The area of effect is in 609 on the 6th floor (We saw what she did there) in a luxurious romantic bedroom that appears apawn a person's entry to the room specifically. The Entity herself would be laying on the bed in a flirty pose. The entity would emit a pheromone that affects the brain of the person to immediately find the entity attractive, causing them to be swooned by her flirty gestures and immediately cling to them like a desperate lover. Both the affected-person and the entity would share a slow passionate kiss. The meeting of lips would cause the room to vanish into an empty pile of nothing. It's theorized that the room with the entity is actually a transdimensional glimpse into the entity's pocket dimension to where other "partners" are likely held. True containment is not yet possible, nor unfortunately is rescues, but Outer Force is able to at least constrict the entity's flow of getting more partners via quarantining the building by having it publicly condemned and under the cover story of being a private contracting company that aims to bring major changes to it soon once legal brohaha is settled. Guards are to do shifts both outside the building and on the same floor of the entity's area of effect. Room 609 is to be treated with caution and kept closed at all times. Emergency protocols are installed in an event of either the room being entered or if the entity demonstrates appearing independent of the specific room or is able to move beyond the room. Specialized Hazmat suits protect from the effects of the pheromone in the event of OF-283 demonstrating activity outside of the activation zone. If OF-283 demonstrates activation independent of entering Room 609, SCP Team and a Squad of their choice are to be utilized for a True Containment attempt or at the least chase OF-283 back into Room-609 in case of difficulty.
OF-284/Doritovores- A sect of creatures and entities that like OF-245, are very voracious for the Doritos Brand Chips. Though each entity is diverse and behaves differently from eachother, the common trait is that they gravitate towards Doritos. (Creature Catalog D0R1T02 approved for viewing by OF-Council.)
- OF-284-A- A reptilian creature that is able to have a taste for Doritos, but in the immediate absence of the chips, the creature is capable to adapt to a carnivorous appetite until a new shorce is located. The creature is capable of unhinging jaws to swallow things normally bigger then it's base jawline. The Infinite Doritos was the perfect baiting lure for the creature after it was discovered at a backyard gathering. The boy was thankfully saved via the creature's stomach being harrassed enough times that it triggered its defensive puking reflux the creature has, likely designed to distract predators or danger. In containment, the creature is to be consistently fed Doritos brand chips from a fabrication machine that is designed to accurately recreate the chips to avoid its carnivorous state from being active.
- OF-284-B- A humanoid creature that typically resides in closets and would adorn the attire of the contents in the closet. It pocesses the ability to anomalously suck up a Doritos bag dry of the chips. Then it emits a cognitohazordious scream that makes persons scream with it, (Sometimes after a person screams first) until more chips are supplied. The Infinite Doritos once again proved helpful in contending the creature and getting it to leave the closet of a little girl that was intimidated by it, which she and the father were treated with Amnestics. OF-284-B is also to be supplied with a Dorito-Chips making fabrication machine to prevent the creature from screaming.
- OF-284-C- A skeletal hooded figure that appears near a person with an open bag of Doritos and unsubtly helps itself to the bag. Apart from causing startles, it's not a harmful entity, at most abit of a snack-thief annoyance. Once more, the Infinite Doritos got the entity's attention, though oftentimes the entity tried to steal away the bag. The containment process was difficult but eventually, OF-284-C was placed in an anti-spirit chamber that would keep it from manifesting itself out of containment. The entity has also been supplied with a Dorito chips fabricator, but keep caution that outside Doritos will cause the entity to manifest to that location, thus Outer Force has banned allowing outside snacks from entering the building. The entity is also to be kept as far away from OF-245 as possible due to that when it nabs some of the goat's chips, the shenanigans the two OFs would go through often risk containment breaches. It is being debated if it's possible that OF-284-C is a subvariant, or even was an escaped instance of the Prankster Fake-SCPS.
- OF-284-D- A Frankenstein's Monster-Eqsed entity, aptly named "Harold", that was located into the home of its creator, Dr. (REDACTED). The creature appears capable of doing things like setting the table and might be capable of doing other chores. However, the creature can be made frustrated if disciplined too much for doing things incorrectly, once so, it would appear to immediately turn to Doritos as a coping mechanism. However, the Doctor made the mistake of interfering with this, and the entity got aggressive in a stress meltdown, leading to the damage of the table and even (REDACTED). Implausibility, the doctor was still fine. The entity was contained once again with the infallible lure of Infinite Doritos, and the doctor detained as a POI. OF-284-D can be utilized to do simple chores in OF-HQ, but trainers are advised to be patient with mistakes and calmly teach the entity the proper way to do it, and award OF-284-D with positive reinforcement via, obviously, a bag of Doritos. if OF-284-D gets distressed during a chore, its to immediately be allowed to have chips to cope and allowed back into its containment area with its own Dorito Chip fabricator. If the entity gets into a tantrum, Specialised R-Class Units with Dorito-Chip dispensers are to be used to pacify the entity.
- OF-284-E- A Bugabooian closet creature that has excess fur and an eye reminiscent of a light shorce. Of the OF-284 instances, OF-284-E is the friendliest of the creatures in the catalog. The creature is mostly-active around Dorito Chips and would be for as long as they're around. It'll return to a hibernating state once the Doritos are gone. A nephew of a top researcher was actually keeping OF-284-E as a secret friend and was even playing with it, commonly getting piggyback rides. Alchourse, the creature was discovered eventually and the Infinite Doritos netted big once again with the creature's containment. Cause of the creature's very docile nature, it was stationed in the playroom for OF-Members' children to interact with inside the playroom's utility closet, and small Dorito bags are given up to allow interaction. The nephew of the top researcher is allowed to see OF-284-E on personal request, which fair's fair, he did discover the creature first.
OF-285/Monster.Com Kaijus- Large Garganuian Purple Ape-eqsed Creatures with Elephantine Feet that appear interested in getting folks into complementary jobs in line to "Monster.Com". The creatures are well-meaning, but as with Kaijus, property damage follows, even if OF-285 instances don't mean any serious harm. The creatures demonstrate aversions to persons that demonstrate demanding attitudes, though thankfully the worse response an instance can give is a displeased growl. When a satisfactory job position within a business is discovered, they placed the person into it. Then it just repeats the cycle again with another person with an unsatisfactory job position. True containment not necessary due to the creatures not being purposely dangerious, though an active damage control team does trail the creatures' activity and use Fixer Anomaly to restore damages, while Amnestic Teams cover witnesses. (Discovery Probe LKI877 File Released for Viewing by Mr. Lifecraft).
OF-286/Golf Course Lake Kraken- A possible subvariant of OF-246 that is instead an ambush predator that appears to prefer Golf Course lakes. It would immediately rise up to capture near-by persons and would do so until it collects enough persons to be satiated. SCP-Team had to be immediately utilized to subdue the creature and contain it. Amnestic Teams were quickly on-site to deal with witnesses and all records of the event erased. The creature is now held in the OF-Aquarium and held in a very strong duraglass tank due to the risk of it having a taste for sentients. (Discovery Probe Footage KRAKO98 approved for viewing by the OF-Council)
OF-287/Monsterfived Under The Influence- A cognitohazordious phenomena in which makes children of parents with drinking problems see them as horrifying entities. These forms are limitless, but the documentation footage from a' specialized cognitohazord viewer Discovery probe has been able to catch examples like a deformed rabbit being, an omnibus robed figure, a person under zombification, an unsightly clown, a blank-face Santa, and a man wearing a latex mask and appears to have trouble breathing. It is described as "M.U.I.". Because only the children see the anomalous effect, detainment of family is not required, though instead, Outer Force goes out of its way to lead drinker parents into AA meetings and collaborate with police to ensure an increase of D.U.I. arrests to encourage flow into the AA group as the current best method to subdue and limit the phenomena until an external shorce can be contained, though the Ethics Department would still like to have this practice continue even then after any containment of external shorce, cause it's not just reducing an anominalian effect, but it also does good outside of toning down the phenomena. Mr. Lifecraft does welcome the idea, though the OF-Council is still debating about continuation even after permanent subdusion of the phenomena. (Discovery Probe Footage AAKJ27 Approved for Viewing by Lifecraft. Footage may be unsettling.)
OF-288/The Hatred Whip- A whip from the time of the 1700s that apawn touch will fill the toucher with many memories of slavery, xenophobia, and pure hatred. The individual holding the whip would suddenly go on a rampage and whip any person in sight repeatedly with the whip, angerly shouting "Hate" to increasingly angry tones! Persons hit by the whip would be kept at constant pain as the scars from the whip is incapable of healing due to anomalous means still being figured out. When the whip is removed from a person's possession, the person returns to normal, and injured persons are able to heal, though the scaring is still everlasting. Outer Force first encountered the whip when a middle-aged man, known for a history of mental illness, was implied to have discovered the whip from an antique shop and had found it, then the whip immediately taking over his minds and had made him go on a whipping happy madness in the mall he was partaking in. Persons were in a constant state of pain and were also crying miserably. The Recovery Team wore special armor and had specialized equipment filled with rubber bullets that would subdue the assailant. The man however proved resilient and resistant to pain, but an expert shot at the man's hand where the whip is got the job done. The man, freed from the whip, broke down crying in confusion and mental frustration as persons finally began to recover. The ill man was babbling crazily that "The Whip made me feel the hatred it has known?! And it made people here feel the pain of the slaves?! IT ONLY KNOWS HATRED?!", then proceeded to curl up and cry madly. Amnestics were not required, in due to because as far as the people knew, it was just another crazy person going nuts. The Whip, however, had to be collected safely without physical touch, which thankfully when a collector probe picked it up, nothing occurred, implying it can only affect organic beings. The troubled man did not need to be detained by Outer Force and was instead allowed to be dealt with by the police and sentenced into a mental institute cause of the man's proven illness. The whip itself needs to be kept away from any organic as much as possible. Even Lifecraft has to be kept away from the Whip. Even the OF-Council are not allowed to within feet of the whip without heavy amounts of clearances.
OF-289/Tiny Kaijus- A species of tiny Kaijus resembling the obscure Kaiju Guilalas are creatures that while they still behave like Kaijus, they're not even a significant threat to local pigeons, much less small dogs given that they're noticeably about the same height. If anything, these creatures can be described as sort-of cute, though their persistence of trying to be threats can come off as annoying sometimes. However, when the actual Guilalas and/or any proper Kaiju shows up, the creatures instantly turn into little cowards and escape with the best of their ability, though sometimes some instances get very unlucky. The creatures can come in large colonies and appear capable of reproducing via splitting apart and making new instances that way, maintaining a healthy population. All colony instances are to be immediately contained and taken out of the wild, cause though the instances themselves can't hurt people on their own, but if left unchecked, a mass population of the creatures could disrupt ecosystems and be a risk of the food supply. Plus, it would be hard to move with billion of these things around, and it has been shown that they can do at least considerable damage to cars even if as a small colony. (Documentation 8726HASA Footage of a Small Colony Instance Approved for Viewing by OF-Council.)
OF-290/The Twilight Zone- A Phenomious Outer Dimension that can affect a select number of individuals and cause extraordinary super-natural or beyond believability events to occur. This effect is commonly associated with an anomalous narrator that introduces the event about to transpire. Apawn the Narrator's capture and containment, the Twilight Zone was rendered passive for as long as the narrator was kept from producing more "Stories". Interactions heavily restricted.
OF-291/The Darkside- Another Phenomious Outer Dimension of the "Tales of the Darkside" fame, but one of a slightly more violent nature. Unlike the Twilight Zone, it lacks a conduit narrator and activates whenever it wants. It has subsided in a good while. An implied external shorce in the form of a Book "As demonstrated from the movie" has been recovered and has appeared to help reduce the effect. The book has been kept as restricted as possible.
OF-292/The Crypt-Keeper- A necromorphic undead crypt keeper well known from "Tales from the Crypt" and infamous for telling extremely graphic horror stories and a sense of humor more dead then he is. Ironically, he does tell less graphic but moral-inducing horror stories when around "The Kiddies" (As demonstrated by the Cartoon Series), but the humor remains unchanged apart from being more age-appropriate. The Entity actually prefers to be contained in the OF-Morgue despite being a still living entity. When asked, it replied, "Because it feels like home to be among the dead!".
OF-293/The Goosebumps Movie Books- The books that were used to imprison the various Goosebumps Monsters/Villains/Anti-Heroes and that of pocessed Halloween trinkets as seen from the first 2 movies. Both the Books are under Mr. Booklyn's care and are kept in restrictive lock and key. If any of the book's entities are spotted outside of the book, be it a "Vinquilitrist Puppet" or "If you felt something invisible and heard a boy's laughter", the books are to be kept safe as well as immediately used to recontain the entities.
OF-294/Waifuquitos- An all-female species of anthro Musquitos that turn themselves to resemble "Waifus" and had been known to target fans of anime or those with a fictional love interest. Telepathic powers allow the creatures to accurately emulate the behavior of the person's desired fictional character, but yet would also still demonstrate a passion for the fan. OF-294s are love parasites and are known to take the love energy of beings to convert into eggs for more instances. An instance is to be contained on first sighting to prevent its ability to reproduce. Discovered eggs are to be terminated to prevent a population explosion. Instances are known to frequent Anime Worlds.
OF-295/Self-Wedgie Underwear- Self-explanatory. Wearing the underwear triggers an anomalous force to give the wearer various forms of painful wedgies, even sometimes hanging itself from poles or anything it can hang-on to give maximum pain. It can easily be mistaken as a normal pair of underwear if it is without its labeling of it's OF number as granted by the OF apawn its recovery after a jock mistakenly wore it and was wedgied from a flag-pole for nine days, implied that he got (REDACTED) from the experience, ruining his "Love Life". The underwear is very elastic and stretchy, incapable of wear-n-tear, and is able to fit any size. The underwear is to be kept from being worn and made unique by application of permanent marker with the OF's number on it so to warn people of what the underwear is. The underwear is also to be kept in its containment area at all times.
OF-296/The Even Harder to Destroy Serpent- OF-296 is an extremely large and long serpent of yet identified species (Though it bears traits similar to known species, I.E. the Hood of the Cobra, the tail of a rattlesnake, the body of constrictors and various fangs of venomous species with its own brand of venom) capable to encircle the entirety of Manhatten. It bears the same abilities as SCP-682 and Vasco but enhanced to the point that it looks as if injuries aren't occurring, and is hyper-intelligent to the point that it can even answer trick questions accurately and perfectly master tongue-twisters to no mistake occurring. Unlike 682 and Vasco, OF-296, the self-named "Xekressa", (Implying it is female), has a love and appreciation of life and has been known to be extremely affectionate when presented to animals, even more so with the baby verity, and children, even more so to younger ages. Inspite of her intense size and intimidating appearance, the creature shows a "Gentle Giant" behavior and handles anything smaller than it with extreme care, even being known to cater to specific whims, I.E. getting food, water, other essentials or just to give them company. The Serpent has no ability of personal bias, though it can disagree with certain beliefs based on its own judgment, but would demonstrate an ability to be respectful to those of contradictory beliefs out of preference to avoid conflict. When interviewed, OF-296 admitted that she "Came-Inrealm" for the purpose of a rescue and recovery mission, which surprisingly enough are 682 and Vasco. OF-296 explains that the two brothers were kidnapped by the Mischvier Bokrung when they were eggs and were raised to believe they were his creations when really, they were of the Crust Realm of the Indestructiles, an anominalian species which protects the crust as a primary defense force from any threat, and admits that they're the crust's first go-to millaterry in Occult Wars. Vasco, 682, and even Agent-682 of SCP Team, are actually the lost children of a very powerful and very influential general leader of the Indestructiles, and that Agent-682 was lucky to resist Bokrung's influence. OF-296 even states that it's venom is specialized to cure Vasco and 682's nihilism, or as it called it, "Bokrung's influence", explaining that Indestructiles are actually loving and gentle creatures inspite of being fierce and only become combative to protect others, insisting that the brothers' contradictory behavior is because of Bokrung's power. On top of termination already being made a moot point cause of OF-199 simply reviving any fallen Anominalian anyway, what OF-296 revealed also complicated termination desires cause these attempts are technically acts of trying to trigger an occult war, though OF-296 did offer assurances that "Inrealmer Reactions" to the brothers are understandable and are expected from things that would do so to things they easily fear, and that the general is prepared to pardon certain behaviors given the curse Bokrung placed onto them. When the Foundation was informed of them, termination attempts were cautiously halted (Well that and they were close to giving up anyway), though SCP-682 has been subjugated to further interactions with SCP-999 as a result, to the reptile's clear frustrations, though this time SCP-682 would be better restained during the process. Even though the serpent is here to recover and rescue the brothers, OF-296 does admit an interest of wanting to stay inrealm once it did its mission, even wanting to stay in OF containment in acknowledging that most other inrealmers may not understand it or do understand but not in a friendly or good-intentioned way, even saying that Agent-682 can still stay if she desires, though insists that the brothers have to return home for having a too infamous reputation in the "Inrealm Realms" and have to return home under repentance, but only if both brothers are contained, and as is, Vasco's still a work in progress.
- Addendum: When asked about the Scarlet King, the implied original Father of SCP-682 and Vasco in due to confusion about what Foundation personal believe about 682, OF-296 explained that it is nothing more than a front-name for Bokrung to scare inrealmers to unwittingly make Vasco and his brother stronger, and even created anomalous manifestations resembling what the Scarlet King would look like. There are implications that with the manifestations suddenly inactive, it may be implied something happened to Bokrung. (See OF-666 for details).
OF-297/The Rule 34 Effect- An Anominalian Phenomena forever infamous of creating the infamous "Rule 34", where, as the motto goes, "If it exists, there's porn of it", as the Phenomena causes an insistence to any capable artists or writers of varying degrees of talent to create erotic works of even the likes of kid shows or kid-friendly media, sometimes even onto things you wouldn't think would have erotic pieces for them. The effect is most active espeically to popular/well-received media, so anything obscured or unliked is relatively safe (In theory). The effect is implied to be connected to the Fanonverse as a cosmic after-effect whenever a media franchise becomes favored enough, in-so the separate dimension can produce the beings equally. True containment is difficult, cause of the nature of the external shorce being a well known and infamous separate dimension that is long public knowledge, but the invention of devices that can reduce or limit the effect is underway. The most infamous victims of the effect include but not limited to:
- The Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise.
- My Little Pony G4.
- FNAF in general (Even INSPITE of the disterbing lore)
- Harry Potter.
- Select Characters with attractive figures (I.E.: Gazelle, Lord Dominator, Any Character with a female figure)
- Kaa (Often made to wrap around various females)
- Anything Involving Anthromorphic Animals.
- Animals in general. (Anything Canine or canine-based a notable commonality)
- Certain Mythical Creatures, commonly dragons.
- The "Bowsette" Craze. (Halted by Nintendo Canon, with varied results).
- Pokemon (Especially any pokemon with a desirable figure or is the easiest to make attractive, though this doesn't mean others are always so safe.)
- Anything Anime.
- The SCP Foundation (Thanks alot, BRIGHT).
- Certain Spyro Characters (Espeically after the Re-Ignited Trilogy came).
- Planes. (I kid you not, this is a thing).
- Anything that can offer "Shipping" potaintional.
  - Addendum: This is not intended to offend those that do enjoy these things. By all means, you do you.
OF-298/Basketball Playing Raptors- A small pack of Jurassic Park-Eqsed Raptors that are capable of playing basketball. The raptors play like actual players of the sport and had demonstrated a taste for Gatorade. Outside what is shown in the test footage where a member of the raptors basketball team volunteered to give the creatures a test run in an OF-Basketball Court under an oath of secrecy, where it shows what one of the instances are like playing alone, the additional others demonstrate more capabilities when they play as a pack. The raptors can demonstrate gymnastic and acrobatic abilities, able to jump off from eachother whether getting or in possession of the ball. Luckily, the creatures prefer unsentient animal meat over anything sentient, in fact, if sentients get scratched or injured, they immediately back off, and would even attempt to secure medical aid for an injured person. The creatures would even give out Gatorade drinks and Basketballs or basketball-themed trinkets as apology gifts. The raptors were actually apart of an Ingen Experiment to have their own sports team of raptors, but in light of Jurassic Parks' constant controversies, along with ethical concerns of making the raptors drink a sports drink in concern of health issues, Ingen quietly discontinued the experiment and surrendered the raptors to Outer Force to keep safe from rival groups. The Raptors are used for recreational activities for OF-Staff interested in sports, and/or are fans of the JP-look and mostly interact with the raptor to live out fanboy dreams. The raptors are affectionate off-court, but on the court and when presented with a ball, they are quick to accept this as an invitation to begin playing. As with Ingen's aims to limit unauthorized breeding, the raptors are all female, but Outer Force is keeping cautious of one of them becoming male as a mutation as with the nature of altered DNA. Any changed gender raptor is to be given a serum made from modified DNA samples of OF-76 that change the raptor in question back to being female, so to reduce the risk of unauthorized breeding unless it's to maintain pack numbers. In the event of eggs being discovered, they're to be taken to an incubator and set to a temperature to encourage only female instances. (Test Footage JPBB approved for viewing by Lifecraft and the OF-Council).
OF-299/Mistress of Bastet- An entity resembling an Egyptian deity style appearance of being a humanoid person with an animal head, in this case, the body of a slender and beautiful woman with the head of a sphinx cat with the large angelic-looking wings of a crane or heron species, dressed as an Egyptian priestess in direct service to a known Egyptian deity, obviously that of Bastet. On top of god-level powers, the entity pocesses enhanced reflexes, enhanced athletics, eagle-like sight, immortality with immunity to Morality Illness, and hyper-awareness of any treatment of domestic cats, sentient or not. Typically, it would alter reality to prevent any inconvenience to cats greater then accidents and/or understandable/reasonable disapleane, via the use of its deity level powers. When it discovers felines with "Compromised Purity", it would alter reality so that their presence had never existed while the Impure Cat in question is held in a pocket purity restoration dimension (~~Deadpool: "FINALLY, AN IN-UNIVERSE EXPLANATION TO WHY CAT VILLAINS DON'T EXIST IN SAF!"~~) to make the felines in question pure again and are kept in the dimension as repenters of failing to maintain purity. It is an entity fiercely protective of all domestic felines, inrealm-and-even fellow anominalians. This was well proven with the incident in where it attacked both the Insurgency and the Insurrection in retaliation to the Insurgency forcing Lucy to "Commit Impure Acts" and "Gross Mistreatment" of her family. The entity caused (REDACTED) fatalities of CI and DI staff members, assassinated many high rankers of both groups implied involved with approving and even had a direct influence in the action, and even nearly succeeding in the killing of both group's respective leaders, though CI's leader was better protected by the previous leader of MI wasn't so lucky. In this rampage, anominalians held by both groups within respective bases had breached and escaped into the worlds. Both Outer Force and the Foundation had worked in correlation to re-contain this mass anominalian escape, along with Lucy's family and OF-299, which thankfully thanks to a mere act of a recovery team rookie being affectionate to the cat family, OF-299 became docile and willfully turned itself in. When interviewed, the entity revealed itself as "The Mistress of Bastet", and said it is serving as "Bastet's Contemporary Replacement" during her "Inconvenient Forced-Vacation" as (REDACTED) and being made to create a False Avatar serving as a leader for the (REDACTED). It implies that this entity is in direct service to Bastet. The entity explained that normally it would be in content just watching over repenting felines in the purity dimension, but due to Bastet's "Compromised State", on top of her usual duties, she serves as stand-in protector of domestic cats. The entity was convinced to willingly stay in Outer Force HQ in return to still allow it to still be a guardian to domestic cats but was advised to not be as "Extreme" as she did with the insurgency again, which the entity agreed on the condition of making sure situations like with Lucy and her family don't happen again to other Anominalian Felines. The request was accepted, made reasonable that both CI and DI have widely distanced themselves from going after Domestic Cat Anominalians ever since apawn reports of the group's recovering. In fact, other Foundation and OF adversaries have ALSO started a more cautious distancing of Cat Anominalians as a result of hearing what happened to CI and DI, two groups otherwise rarely known to have true trouble with any anominalians. OF-299's containment cell is modified to resemble a Pharoh's throneroom and has been given a great number of domestic cats as companions to encourage passive behavior. OF-299 almost religiously handles the actual care of domestic cats, from basic care to even curing them of life-shortening sicknesses. When a domestic cat died of natural causes though, the cat's spirit is summoned by the entity and is sent to a specialized "Cat Afterlife" where the spirit is held at peace. The entity has advised against spaying and neutering cats though, but has promised that "She'll influence the children of Bastet to behave themselves", demonstrated that she influences the domestic cats to only-mate under cat-specific ceremonies related to things like "Bastet's Birthday" or holidays dedicated to Bastet. When an excessive number of cats are noted, excess cats are either sent to live in "Bastet's Kingdom" in the realm of Egypt's deities, living under the care of Bastet's servants, or even allows OF members to adopt the excess kittens and cats, under the firm promise that they will be taken under good care.

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OF-300/Sparta Man- An anomalous humanoid dressed in Spartan Warrior garb that tends to appear when people stand-over the edge of anything where fatal falls can occur, then proceeds to kick them over that edge while shouting "THIS, IS, SPARTA!", then vanishing then-after. A specialized jetpack team was able to trick the entity to appear at the Grand Canyon area to kick the captain to the edge, which his jetpack saved him, as the rest of the team captured the entity before it can disappear. The entity is held in a special Anominalian restriction chamber that prevents him from manifesting to other locations where edges are available.
OF-301/Mr. Hollywood- An anomalous entity that resembles a humanoid being with the head of a film-reel camera, the left hand of a clapperboard, the right hand of a director's megaphone, dresses like a stereotypical movie director out of cartoon depictions, always sits on an anomalously self-moving director's chair, wear's a red carpet for a cape, and surrounded by an army of servants in the form if living movie Oscars. The Entity had appeared around the time Hollywood was born in the infant days of cinema. The Entity is extremely passionate about the world of films to the point that it decides the fate and destiny of films, whether they succeed or fail. Basically the ultimate film critic. Thus, the entity can affect whether a film is successful or a flop, loved-or-hated, even if whether or not it can be called "So Bad It's Good". He was eventually contained apawn being responsible for making a certain Kid's movie be made more hated than what was deserved. He can still influence the film industry and word of mouth even inspite of being in containment, so negotiations to ask him to self-curb his powers are ongoing. The List of Exampled Films he has forever affected are as followed:
- The Emoji Movie (Entity had admitted that it was personally distressed that this movie exists. While addressing that it was otherwise a standard kids film and wasn't to the same degree as Foodfight in terms of animation, the entity admits awareness of modern tecknowagey and felt like dedicating movies to internet culture was perhaps one of the least intelligent moves it saw Hollywood make "To-Date". This was what lead to its capture.)
- Jurassic Park (Admired the first movie. The entity said the second sequel got too preachy about environmentalism and animal rights in parts but was a fun action flick. Considers JP3 to be a "Misguided attempt to wanting to be different but lost its way at a certain point, but, it's a fun film if you can shut your brain off at its troubled narratives.". The Entity admitted a rather aggressive opinion on the "Jurassic World" series, citing them to have "Missed the Points of the originals". The entity does admit of enjoying the concept of Indominus Rex and the Indoraptor through, however, it then admitted that the creatures would've worked even better if they were apart of a separate movie series.)
- Jaws (Admired the first movie. Considered the sequels "Unnessersary continuations to what should've been a stand-alone movie.".)
- Alien (Loved the First and second Movies. Was very vocal in criticizing the 3rd, 4th, and the subsequent prequel/sort-of-remake films.)
- Predator (Loved the first. Mixed bag opinions on later entries. Extremely negative opinion on "The Predator".)
- Alien Vs. Predator (Loved the first film, very critical to Requiem. Entity had insisted that the series had potaintional had it not been for the direction the second film went.)
- The "So Bad They're Good" films (Varied opinions from admitting that the entity likes that they are bad, sometimes can even be amazed by how bad they can be)
- Disney Movies (Admires alot of the older movies. Admits a mixed bag opinion to their modern films. The Entity adores the majority of modern animations but was vocal about "Live-Action Remakes". The entity was vocally aggressive about the Live-Action Lion King Movie espeically, questioning the sense it would make to even do so. Admitted to be absolutely a lover of anything Pixar made, though it was not afraid to give critiques to the Cars series, Cars 2 being espeically criticized.)
- Dreamworks films (Admired their 2-D movies and Shrek. Gave mix-bag opinions on films that followed immediately after. Far later films earned his admiration for maturing out of pop culture references and easing crude humor "Abit" so it doesn't distract from how beautiful their animation can be. Considers Trolls and following sequel to be "Relapses of Quality" on Dreamworks' part.)
OF-302/The Big Red Excavator- A similar object to SCP-708, but instead is a red excavator in similar make to the standard-issue of Big Cat construction equipment. Like 708, apawn the sight of it will suddenly make people want to ride it and behave like little children and play with the machinery like a child. If persons have no violent pasts, they often they'll just spin the machinery around or make big piles of dirt, but if persons have a prior history of violence, they're noted to try and bury people alive and/or cause heavy amounts of property damage. Like 708, it operates on enthusiasm as it has no other fuel shorce attachments nor does it make emissions. As such, tests of its effects are not needed as it is clearly a subvariant of SCP-708, and it's assumed like it, short of deadly force, drivers would never want to leave. A such, the machine is held in a special anti-sight containment area that prevents it from being seen and triggering its effects.
OF-303/Kangassassin- A genetically modified female kangaroo that was an unsentient Kangaroo captured by the Discord Insurrection and experimented with anominalian serum that embued the creature with knowledge of ninjitsu and the ability to wield melee weaponry. The creature was meant to be used as a means to assassinate Lifecraft and the OF-Council, to then transpire to use against the 05 of the Foundation. However, a defecting insurrection agent couldn't in good conscience live with what was done to the kangaroo, so he freed the creature from containment and aided in its escape, both causing (REDACTED) fatalities of DI staff, all scientists working on the project of the creature, and a high-rank official who brain-child the idea of the very creature. The defector sacrificed himself in letting the creature, leaving himself to be captured by the Insurrection reinforcements. The defector gave a final act of indignity by triggering a bomb that destroyed a wing filled with SCPs and OFs Insurrection held over from previous ventures, leading to an additional (REDACTED) deathcount of DI members, including a visiting Chaos Insurgency General. The defector was terminated as a result. But as an added insult to injury for DI, the creature has actually rescued the escaped anominalians and took them into a secluded hiding spot, which had crippled DI activities for some time since. SCP Team confronted the creature and had managed to earn its trust. In return for leaving the other anominalians in the safety of the hideaway, the Kangaroo itself had agreed to turn itself in. The cave was made a secret sanctuary by the OF. Now being designated as OF-303, the Kangaroo came to be abit of a sparring partner with OF-267, even becoming abit of a rivalry of becoming the superior over the other. Though the rivalry is considered friendly, OF-Staff is to be cautious in an event the sparring sessions "Get carried away", thus the sparring sessions are restricted to the specialized arena that keeps the fight in the arena so to avoid accidental containment breaches due to the spar. The creatures never aim to intentionally kill eachother, as more like to incapacitate and pin eachother as the loser to decide the victor.
OF-304/Protective Playground- A Playground found in (REDACTED) Wisconsin, which at first looks no different than your basic playground. A large red tube slide, lengthy platforms, a jungle gym, a swing set, a sandbox, a sprinkler area, a see-saw, a playground spinner, and a large climbable dome. However, when an adult of ill-intent is within feet of the playground and close to children, that's when the anominalian effects occur. The Slide would turn into a large worm monster that devours the interloper, the platforms would suddenly turn into a separate pan-dimension where a person will be lost in, the jungle gym turns into a portal to a pocket jungle dimension where an aggressive animal of random species will charge in and attack the interloper, the swings grab and constrict the interloper, the sandbox becomes quicksand to only the interloper, the sprinkler area sprays a water pressure capable to cut skin and do serious damage, the see-saw violent assaults the interloper, the spinner would spin so fast it launches interlopers to space, and the dome either sends interlopers to dangerious dimensions or even within reach of random dangerious anominalians. None of these effects appear to affect the children even when they're interacting with the playground items in question. Regardless, the incidents caused alot of stirs and media coverage, and thus the Playground was closed by the park commission. Outer Force bought and privatized the Playground, still keeping it closed to the public. An Amnestic Campaign wiped people's memories of the playground in question and removed all public records related to it and the incidents. The Playground was disassembled and reassembled in an OF controlled woodlands where the playground was kept isolated. While the park poses no threat to children, in fact, it's a well-intentioned guardian of sorts, but its methods can be considered extreme, thus it is for the best the playground is as isolated as it is.
OF-305/Magic Cupboard- The same cupboard from The Indian in the Cupboard. Where in use, putting small toys in there and closing it once will bring the toys to life and act accurately to the nature of their design. Closing the Cupboard again reverses the effect. After the events of the movie, Outer Force had claimed the Cupboard and placed it in storage containment to reduce further incidents.
OF-306/Size-Changer Raygun- The Raygun from the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" Movie Trilogy. After two incidents of persons being shrunken and a case of a Kaiju Sized Toddler and a toy bunny, both the shrink gun and simular inventions have been confiscated by Outer Force due to the risky nature of the device.
OF-307/The Never-Ending Storybook- The book from the namesake trilogy. It is a book that follows the ongoing events of the world of it's setting which is often affected by what goes on in "The Real World". By the trilogy's end, the Librarian who had the book donated it to Outer Force for "Better-safe-keeping". The less then appealing effects in the 3rd movie have thankfully been reversed, and the world returned to Pre-3rd movie appearance, thus it was assumed that the crude side-effects were a result of the work of crude-natured persons.
OF-308/Immortal Damsel Flies- Anominalian Damsel Flies incapable of ever dying, thus last WELL beyond any insect's normal lifespan, thus the insects are prone to over-population that can be troubling to ecosystems, food and water supplies, and over-all just be a major problem. Any swarm instances are to be immediately contained and stored in pocket dimension containment specifically made for the creatures.
OF-309/Perfect Predator- A Big Cat of unidentified species, but is noted to have the body of a cheetah, plus the speed of one without the heart-limitation, the strength of a tiger, the camouflage of leopards and jaguars, roar of a lion, and the ability to retract Sabertooth Fangs. The creature is also capable of high learning capability, being highly adaptive, and able to learn new things based on its environment. As a result, it is able to develop athletic, acrobatic and gymnastic capabilities, has a mental understanding of the layout of its current area, and though it doesn't speak, it is able to understand words on signs and reckitnese what the words mean, implying near-sentience, making the creature sapient. The creature is female, but it has a mutation that allows it to asexually reproduce cub instances, which also are all female, but only becomes pregnant after an end of a year. Both the mother and the cubs are contained and held in a special enclosure suited for the creatures' needs. Possible wild instances are to be watched out for.
OF-310/Socialdactyls- A species of extremely social anthropomorphic shapeshifting pterosaurs that, while they can retain male and female appearances, lack genitals, thus reproduce via social activity with sentient races to encourage any kind of interaction with them, even if it's sexual in nature. In self-defensive measures, both male and female instances can be able to have enhanced athletic and acrobatic reflexes and self-defensive actions. They take the form of extremely friendly persons of the sentient race in question and are noted to not object at persons moving in on them too soon (It likely encourages accelerating the conversion process) and are quick to befriend even complete strangers that did not priorly interact with them. Interaction with the creatures triggers a DNA conversion process that slowly turns the infected being into them to become a new instance, even from so much as just talking with them even with no physical contact, implying the creatures pocess a property that affects DNA. Stage one of the conversion starts with itchy skin, followed by splotches of scales in some areas, Stage 2 is an increased need for social interaction and would thus engage in social activity and a vastly friendlier appearance, even if they were already known for friendliness as is, then Stage 3 is a genetic deconstruction of reproduction systems that's, surprisingly painless, if not just gives a minor inconvenient itch, along with a strong desire to start a diet of only fish-based meals, along with other sea creatures in some cases, and finally, Stage 4 is the complete conversion of a new instance, which immediately starts joining with flock instances of the creatures that commonly frequent dance clubs and bars, any place with social gatherings. All Instances and infected persons are to be contained and detained apawn any reports of their presence. Becoming the creatures is considered permanent apawn stage 4, but persons can be prevented conversions by simply cutting them off from social activity and isolating them, then the infection process is canceled out. After the treatment is successful, they're treated to amnestics and release back into the public. When containing an instance of the creatures, specialized Hazmats suits are needed for recovery teams to be able to handle the creatures, and when an instance is interviewed, the same applies to any researcher doing the interview to protect from the effects. Due to their social behavior, the creatures share the same containment area and are allowed to interact with eachother in their true forms within a containment device designed to block out their effect. While the creatures meant no malice in these conversions nor it looks like they can control it, their inability to self-contain is why Outer Force is very proactive in instant containment of the instances. A cure capable to cure persons beyond stage 4 is still in heavy development.
OF-311/Twin Portals- A conjointed portal quantom glitch that if a person goes through it via one side, they'll be replaced by an identical other-dimensional version of that person that comes out the other, where if the twin is pushed back via in the same way, the original person returns. It's suggested that the portal has access to Copy United Universes and can switch around persons with identical twins of any random Copy United Universe. The Twin Portals are contained onsite of their location in (REDACTED) in co-operation with a dimension jumper authority group.
OF-312/ReUSA- A United States Equilant to UnLondon of SCP recognition. The Mysterious underground world is found under a landmass as wide as the first US States during the time of the American revolution. In fact, the underground cities itself are reminiscent of colonial times, down to perfect replicates of famous historical buildings of those times. Like UnLondon, it too has a museum that housed an impeccable knowledge of SCPs, OFs, even a dedicated wing to Outer Gods, and even has it's own caste system like UnLondon. However, it's not exactly in the same way as UnLondon. The tech is compairingly more steampunk and cruder than that of UnLondon, which had the benefit of being in the tech revolution of victorian times. "Soldiers of the Revolution", OF-312-As, are revolutionary soldiers with rifle heads and extremely limited motor skills, "Freedom Birds", OF-312-Bs, are crudely remodified eagles that are spies like the camera pigeons of UnLondon but also show active aggression to attack intruders, "Revere Ponies", OF-312-Cs, are Steampunk Cybernectic Horses capable of athletic feats very unlike normal horses and screech sonic screams that alarm other OF-312 castes, "Drummer Boys", OF-312-Ds, are crude animatronic drummer boys often seen in active cases of OF-312-A attacks, and finally, the food is basically the same as UnLondon's, but somehow cruder looking and with the same effects worse then UnLondon's. Like the Foundation, Outer Force too is still working on occupying this mysterious time capable of a city via the museum and the shorce of the steampunk abominations, along with the cities capital, espeically "The Grey House", A Steampunkian equivalent to the White House, the implied hideaway of "The Refounding Fathers", who are implied to be responsible for this, UnLondon, and even possibly other secret underground versions of famous cities, even if there's a possibility that ReUSA had expanded further west to the other US States.
OF-313/Badda Fortuna- A Black Albino African serval cat anthro with a slender beautiful appearance that dresses in a white robe-dresses that really compliments her figure. She wears a medallion that gives her morality illness resistant immortality but at the price of being ground zero of being a walking bad luck factory, which made containment an issue. OF-313 is a capable magic user, cat-like reflexes allow for impressive athletics, and a master of seduction and an accomplished hypnotist. She considers herself as "The Mother of Bad Luck" and considers herself to be an Outer Goddess of "Poetic Karma", being noted that she's been known to being able to malmitulate her emitting bad luck energy to punish those "Unworthy of Good Karma". Sometimes these would be temporary, other times, certain others suffer "Longer Terms", often depending on OF-313's own personal opinion, or if she "Felt like being a tease that day". OF-313 has been contained (For Now) and her bad luck energy is counterbalanced by good luck charms, albeit to a limited compacity. In prior containment attempts, often her bad luck energy allows her self, sometimes even other OFs, often either as distractions or "Just for fun". A stronger luck conduit is being considered to ensure that OF-313's stay is doesn't once again end up a contemporary thing. Be aware that Badda doesn't behave like this out of an evil nature, rather simply because she operates on amoral judgment, with a dash of a crude sense of humor.
OF-314/The Sillynamia Effect- A Phenomia named after the world of Sillynamia. It's an anominalian effect that causes people to laugh at easily bemusing names and make them question the naming choice of the parents. According to Sillynamia lore, an entity known as "The Mockery" cursed the world and general silly names to always be laughed at and for persons to be bemused beyond reason. This effect is why Sillynamia has been stuck in a dark place for a good while now. Both the external shorce and the curse maker, assumed to be a Pureblood Mischiver, are yet to be contained, so the effect remains extremely active. The best that can be done for now is to simply avoid having joke-sounding names. (Though sometimes this can't always be helped).
OF-315/Sentient Being-Intolerant Cheese-Eating Creature- (Quick note: Intolerant as in "Allergenic". Like Lactose-Intolerant? Well it's like that with the creature but with people.) OF-315, at first glance from the Discovery Video Footage, would look to be like a subvariant of the creature from "The Host" and would at first appear to be predatory towards sentients. However, the discovery footage showed the creature quickly puking out its first victim (Still alive) and instead opted for the cheese. It may be possible that the creature only became active from its watery habitat to get at the cheese and only acted hostile to sentients to acquire the shorce of the cheese. Outside of being desperate for cheese, the creature is actually docile and friendly to sentients. Apawn containment, tests had shown the creature's stomach is actually intolerant to anything with sentience, even sapient creatures. Though it is implied it can handle unsentients just fine, the creature willingly refused to eat unsentient creatures nor even prepared meat provided to it, implying that meat is simply not in its diet. As such, it's containment cell has a fabricator that makes cheese for it so it would be kept docile and fed enough cheese to make it want to stay in OF HQ. In it's docile and fed state, it has a behavior similar to dolphins, though it can become aggressive and stressed when it has not eaten cheese yet, implying that either the creature is addicted to cheese, or it's just being temperamental about not being continuously fed, (Both theories could be true simultaneously), so interactions are under cautious advisement when it hasn't been fed yet. (Discovery Probe CHEESELOUISE-MX4 Approved by OF-Council for viewing.)
OF-316/Chef Boyar-Beasts- An Anominalian Phenomia Effect that turns children into beastly creatures hungry for Chef Boyardee pasta meals, hence the nickname "Chef Boyar-Beasts". Luckily, to an extent, it was limited to actual fans of the food product, the creatures never express aggressive behavior to persons nor had attempted to harm them nor hunt them, and the effect is easily reversed by the creatures eating the food product. OF investigation teams later discover that the company that makes Chef Boyardee, Conagra Brands, was hi-jacked by a Void Market Member that managed to get into the Exec seat and hired two former Magidson Scientists to create a machine that creates wave-lengths that turns children or any fans of the product into creatures hungry ONLY for the product. The intention was to boost the profit of the hijacked company as a means to feed the Void Market's own personal ventures with a consistent train of profit. The Exec, the two scientists, and the external shorce were all detained, and their presence erased from the company's memory and records by Amnestic Teams. The Machine was turned off which deactivated the effect, then the machine dismantled by the OF-Machinery Division and held in machinery storage, ensuring the permanent pacification of the effect. The Void Marketer and the duo scientists were sentenced to be permanently held as POIs within Outer Force HQ. (Documentation Collection of Sampled Instances permitted to be shown by Lifecraft and OF-Council.)
OF-317/Bobert the Clown- An anominalian TV series with minor similarities to SCP-993, Minor being that it's about a clown who runs an educational show. Similarities end there as the show, hosted by the main character "Bobert the Clown", noted for his jester hat, rainbow fancy suit, and an over-sized bowtie, which is known to spin wildly at comedic reactions, is an edutainment show that is about teaching children about SCPs and OFs. The entities are often represented in a parodied and kid-friendly downplayed matter, but the show keeps their capabilities factual, albeit altered to be appropriate to explain to young children, as sometimes relating stories of the entities are represented in cartoons that look like something out of School House Rock (Even accompanied with jingles like it) often place inbetween Sudo-Interview segments where Bobert is like a Saturday-live talkshow host and talks to the representative entities, which can range from people in kid-friendly parody costumes, interactive props, and even Muppet-Like Puppets that would almost feel right at home in the Jim Henson Creature Shop. Sometimes the show would produce segments inbetween the main plot of the show, including "Commercial" segments that talk about SCP/OF Anominalian Objects as if they're a product on sale, skit segments about the anominalians going through daily routines, a parodied "News" segment where anchors and reporters are often the butts of jokes with the parodied anominalians, and often times the show would have Bobert do (Albeit kid-friendly) stand-ups about his personal life and even has a segment dedicated to a musical jazz band of marionette puppets playing instruments. The show would almost be like something actually allowed on daytime television, had it not been for things like Bobert being subjugated to albeit exaggerated and cartoony violence commited by the parodied Anominalians, whether on purpose or by accident, with Bobert saying in a pained dazed "That's all the time we have. Good night, folks". This show is implied connected to Multiverseal Studios, though the studio responsible for the show is difficult to locate, so true containment is difficult, however, the show can be restricted from appearing in airways via specialized OF-Satalights. Episodes are also recorded for further research and our potaintional of learning more about certain anominalians if one can mind the kid-show esthetic of the knowledge provided. Though apawn this, Bobert demonstrated awareness of the restriction, albeit Bobert was more civil about making his displeasure aware by releasing an episode called "Let's be real", with Bobert explaining in a polite but firm rant that "Unlike a certain colleague of mine, (Which may imply Bobert is familiar with Bobble), I respect what you and the Foundation are about" and had only insisted that "I only aim to try and help inrealmers understand anominalians better so people DON'T have to be afraid or be stupid about them", but warns that continued "Censorship", in his own words, "Will be made inconvenient". When the interception of episodes continued, Bobert made good on that warning by introducing recurring antagonists in the form of two incompetent government agents, litterally named "SCP" and "OF", a duo of muppets reminiscent of the Disney Versions of Alice in Wonderland's Tweedle Dee and Dum, but wearing parodied "Men in Black" style black suits and ties. They're made intentionally annoying and bothersome and are viewed as such by the parodied entities, even replacing Bobert as the comedic pratfalls for episodes' end. Researcher note: Well, give Bobert this. At least he's polite enough to find an alternative and peaceful way to make his dissatisfaction known as suppose to how Bobble does it. It's still rude in his own right, but, we can respect that the worse he does is using our group initials and that of the Foundation's and have them be names of in-universally loathed villain characters. And honestly, better being mocked and parodied then Bobert trying to encourage containment breaches and secrecy exposures.
OF-318/Suddenly, Pineapples- A random Phenomia that behaves no differently from the Tomska ASDF Movie joke (From the "Deleted Skits" video) where like it, a voice suddenly says "Suddenly, Pineapples", and the named fruit suddenly appear in mass quantities. The fruit itself is not anomalous in nature. The effect is random and inconsistent, so true containment is an issue. The External shorce of the effect is still being sought.
OF-319/Tattletail- An off-brand Furby-clone created by Waygetter, a company that appears to no longer exist ever since an infamous event in the late 90s. The toys had come in purple, blue, and yellow colorations, and even have a specialized "Mama" toy that looked like it was meant to coincide with in-lore book products. But for unknown reasons, if the toys are not given proper care or if a child acted disobediently, then the-Mama Toys would go un-naturally berserk and (REDACTED). The entire product stock was confiscated by Outer Force and kept in their boxes ever since. Best known from the indie-horror game. The toyline's unusual nature is still being investigated.
OF-320/Dr. Childhood's All-Game Console- A gaming console created by Dr. Childhood that pocesses every known and unknown game in existence, from everything in atari's library to modern games, and the system is capable to self-update at every possible new release made available for play. Appearance-wise it looks no different than a black recolor of the Nintendo Gamecube, but without the ability to open the top, controllers are a hybrid between a Nintendo 64 and a PS2 controller, yet operates like an Xbox 360 controller, but with batteries that never run out. The console doesn't have physical game cases, as all games are inside its systems like if it were an online service, yet online activity is shared with internet access and actual online activity is optional to multiplayer games. On top of multi-console games, it lets you access games usually exclusive to separate devices or are game-exclusives by nature, even VR Games (And even can digitally materialize approbate google-wear and the controller turning into proper virtual reality gear) are accessible to the system. It even pocesses games that are otherwise canceled, conceptual versions from development cycles that got reconfigured to radical changes that deviented from the original idea or trapped in vaporware development. It can even access alternative versions of what games could've been if things went differently and alternate reality titles, justifying its OF-Containment status apawn discovery, alongside the fact that the system was a giant multi-corporal lawsuit waiting to happen, cause the nature of Dr. Childhood getting all those games from different companies is dubious at best. That said, the gaming system is held in the OF-Staff lunchroom and connected to the Lunchroom TV for recreational activity. Examples of cross-dimensional alternate games include:
- If Nintendo 64 never got discontinued until abit later and Banjo Threeie got to exist
- If Mario was like the Sonic Franchise and Vice Versa
- If consoles that fell victims to the console wars survived to modern-day with their own franchises
- If the Sega Saturn never failed and was released correctly and not prematurely to try and circumvent Nintendo
- If Sony and Nintendo never had a falling out and the Nintendo Diskdrive happened
- If Nintendo accepted Microsoft's offer
- If Rareware didn't go to Microsoft
- If Nintendo never had an infamous restriction streak back in its early days
- If Bad Games are considered Objectively Good and Vice Versa for good games
- If EA Didn't buy out (And ruin) certain game studios
- If EA games DON'T have monetization systems
- If Obscure Mascots had franchises
- If games stayed in the atari era if E.T. the game never happened
- And many other uncountable alternate games.
OF-321/Oesrever Oegnahc- (Original file compromised due to anomalous altering of the text being in reverse. To keep things simple, this entity drastically alters descriptions made about it to only be in reverse spelling. Containment was not easy, but it was done. This is the best that has to be offered cause anything more elaborate will be corrupted to be in reverse-text. Even speaking about it is dangerious as you be in reverse-speech talk.)
OF-322/Perfect-Vocals Robot- A robot from Magidson Robotics that's able to sing perfectly as if it was an organic being. But when the Machinists were going to purchase the robot for the purpose of making it a choir robot for Mekane, it's inventor, who had nobler intentions for the device, took the machine and fled the company while the transaction was being made in another room. The inventor who tried to "Cheat them" has been made wanted by the Machinists, and Judas had declared that if the inventor was ever rediscovered, he will order his termination. The inventor, who made the machine to be a lifter of troubled spirits and to be a symbol of peace, not to be used to appease a madman's god, so he willingly turned himself and the robot over to Outer Force. The inventor had been placed under OF protection as a POI, and the robot held in the Robotics wing where it's beautiful arias can be heard in the wing. The robot has been useful to ease the stress and woes of OF-Staff after difficult or hard situations had occurred, even having been able to soothe most OFs with its voice.
OF-323/Record Player Head- A humanoid being in a fancy suit with a head of a Phonograph. Though it lacks necessary human sensory, it can still hear, smell, taste (Ergo needs substance and to be hydrated), see and speak as if it's head wasn't an out of date device for music. The entity is eccentric in nature, affable and friendly, gentlemanly toned, and a talented singer and dancer. The Entity speaks via a record called "My Voice", which appears to be endless and always giving new words. The entity admits that when he stutters, the record scratches repeatedly and gets stuck for abit, and gestures who is talking to it to help correct it by getting the record playing device back in perfect motion. The entity was fluent in all known languages and has mastered even dead and tribal language and is capable to learn new languages when introduced to it. The entity admitted that it had came-inrealm to entertain people and wants to have his name up in lights. To ensure the entity co-operates with containment for both it's protection and to maintain secrecy, it's containment site had to be modified into a broadway-like stage to permit the entity to "Entertain". OF-Staff is often encouraged to see the entity's show so as to best keep it in content. Staff is also encouraged to ask for autographs as the entity "Loves having fans", and ergo would further encourage the entity to stay in containment.
OF-324/The Kindly Wood-Carver- An entity that resembles a normal enough looking old man with abit of a Santa beard and a very cheery temperament. He's been noted to being able to make anomalous wood furniture of various powers. When presented with any type of wood lumber, the entity will pull out his "Trusty" carving knife, and suddenly move in an insurmountable speed to turn the timber into various wooden furniture. The entity was contained apawn word of his craft being known in a small town of (REDACTED), of which Amnestics were applied to the residence and the furniture claimed and replaced. The entity explained that he creates these anomalous objects to "Share" his gifts to the inrealmers and spread happiness and convenience. When asked if he was familiar with SCP-1609, the entity said it was his first creation he made back in his youth (REDACTED) years ago. When explained of what happened to 1609 during its forever-infamous run-in with GOC, the old man became distressed and had asked to be alone for abit. A day later, the entity had requested to "See his baby" again, referring to 1609. After some negotiating with the 05 Council, they agreed to a temporary transfer of 1609 to OF custody. When presented to the entity, the entity looked as if he was about to break into tears. But he regained his composure and collected the remains. The Entity proceeded to place the wood chips onto anomalously appearing soil, then the dirt began to cover the containment area, and then suddenly a tree, assumingly what the chair was made from, spontaneously grew from the ground, then instantaneously self-turned itself into lumber. The entity got to carving again and restored the chair into its original form. The chair was returned to the Foundation, and the entity thanked the OF and SCP for their kindness in helping "His baby". However, the entity has now a very uncharacteristic grudge against GOC and espeically their Spin-off group the BGA, and thus, in a fit of anger the Entity would later regret, it created an anominalian that would remind the OF and the Foundation of just how reckless the GOC's and BGA's instance on automatic destruction of Anominalians truly is.
OF-325/The Indestructible Redwood Wardrobe- A Wardrobe made from redwood timber created by OF-324 as an act of revenge against the GOC that is capable of summoning equally indestructible monsters, unfathomable durability, plus an ability to compromise GOC and BGA owned morgues so to leave slain Anominalians vulnerable to revival by OF-199, cause containments of yet terminated entities to fail and cause major containment breaches, and an ability to track any GOC and BGA location with ease and anomalous teleportation. In a span of a week, the wardrobe caused (REDACTED) casualties and fatalities of GOC and BGA members alike, the mass releasement of every anominalian about to be terminated and allowed OF-199 revived terminated entities enmass. The GOC was eradiated, the group's leader the only survivor and now on the run from Foundation capture, and the BGA weakened into a further state of being an utter joke. Before the final BGA base can be completely destroyed apawn another successful mass breach and revivals, SCP Team arrived with a now regretful OF-324 in realizing that he risked the beginning of an Occult War when the Wardrobe was panicking the denizens of the Crust. OF-324 immediately begged the Wardrobe to not finish off what was left of the BGA and that justice was over-done with the GOC's destruction. Thankfully, the Wardrobe obeyed and was pacified as it summoned it's indestructible creatures and entities back in. Crust Forces under the Genius Loci collected mass quantities of freed and revived entities to take back to the crust in deeming them too damaged to be in the Inrealms ever again. Left-behinds were contained by Outer Force and the Foundation respectively. Extreme Amnestic Campaigns erased the memories of the "Wardrobe Rampage" and ensured any records were disposed of. The surviving GOC leader is still on the loose, while the BGA is still in a state of recovery and has yet to return to activities. OF-324 is on an indefinite repentance trial of only making safe-level anominalian furniture with a limited tool and wood access, and the Wardrobe itself is held in a specialized Underwater OF-Base in the Mariana Trench, built espeically to contain the Wardrobe to keep it from ever returning again, even if in a passive state. The Wardrobe has been given the most extreme High Keter level containment devices possible as approved by Lifecraft himself and enforced by the OF-Council. Ever since the event, extra thought and debate are to be taken if there is to be any interest in having SCPs and OFs interact with eachother and must be ensured it will be considered very safe.
OF-326/Infinite Pepsi- A large bottle of Pepsi in an appearance standard for the brand. As the name suggests, no matter how many litters are used, it would refill in anomalous ways to look as if it was never used. It was recovered in a raid at a Void Market party held in (REDACTED). The Soda has been held in a special containment area as with the Infinite Doritos, though sometimes it's served for special occasions. Addendum: Just a word of caution: Be sure to keep the bottle as far away from Pepsi Man and Woman's sight, or that of those that priorly were affected by the entities. It would not be possible to get the bottle back for a LONG while if either party gets it, espeically if one of the Pepsi persons get it, for it would give a drastic boost of their addictive abilities. Possible association between both OF-275 instances and OF-326 (Outside of the Brand-name) are being researched, and the idea of using the bottle as a lure for both entities and/or any new affected persons is being under consideration.
OF-327/774-JP's Collar- A cat collar recovered from an old house in (REDACTED) Japan that was revealed to have belonged to SCP-774-JP, specifically it's "Tama-Saburo" form. The Foundation was contacted and agreed to do a cross-experiment to see if the collar would have any effect on limiting the creature's effect of turning into different cat creatures. The collar was placed on the creature, and in a very daring attempt, a researcher said the creature's code name. Nothing happened and the cat looked as if it didn't hear anything. The collar had curbed the shape-shifting powers for good (At least for as long as the collar's kept on). Thus, the Foundation permanently transferred 774-JP to OF custody and the cat placed under OF-299's care and protection. It's been noted that in the observatory over OF-299, the collar has additional effects of having the astral projections of what is assumed to be 774-JP's original owner petting the feline at peace. It may imply that the collar is a conduit for the owner's spirit to reunite with the cat once more, though how the collar was separated from the cat remains to be understood.
OF-328/Facility 800-B- Facility 800-B was originally the GOC's secretive paranormal facility for spirit-based anominalians and was a site of termination via "Spirit-Rest" tests and projects. But during "Wardrobe Rampage", The facility was attacked and the ghost anominalians freed, and ones terminated revived by OF-199. The Spirit Anominalians had eliminated every single present member of the GOC in the facility, and taken over the area as a new haunting grounds. The facility is infested with spirit pocessed objects, ghostly figures, spirit animals, and spiritual anominalians, including an uncloseable purple portal to every spirit realm possible that allows inrealm spirits to enter if it were found. Even the very machines used to harm the anominalians are now pocessed by the spirits. The Site was quarantined by a special OF-Spirit-Quratining team that specializes in the super-natural and implanted a ghost barrior to keep thee spirits from leaving beyond the facility and to prevent victims from entering, along with cutting off inrealm spirits from returning to the realm of the living.
OF-329/Anatidaephobia Duck- An otherwise unremarkable white domestic duck that pocesses anominalian powers to make people get Anatidaephobia just from direct eye contact. After a person has made direct contact, additional anominalian effects occur, like the duck pocessing knowledge of the person's whereabouts and always being able to stalk and follow them, stareing intently. The duck is shown capable to transmit itself in electronic devices in an event person is not readily reachable, and is shown capable of instantaneous teleportation to wherever the affected person is. This increases the phobia to higher levels. The process repeats constantly until the person enters a permanent state of frozen fear, which the duck would proceed to climb onto the person and get a far closer stare, which triggers an effect that begins to reverse the person's age until they turned into (REDACTED) and start to turn into an egg, which the duck would proceed to raise and rear as it's own, the egg would hatch into a new instance duckling, which is otherwise normal until it grows up when the powers develop. All instances are considered female, though pocess no reproduction systems due to the fact new instances are created through the described method. Both the "Mother" and "Ducklings" are contained after the discovery in a local farm where the farming family had reportingly turned up missing after claims of being harassed by a strange duck that came to them one day and they kept felt being intimidated by it. SCP Team had to be utilized. The duck was captured via blindfolding it while it was sleeping. The ducklings were contained without incident due to not yet having the mother's powers. Both the duck and ducklings are to be held in a sightless enclosure with a built-in-pond and self-sustaining food fabricator of duck feed and no surveillance permitting due to the duck's power. Only R-Class are permitted to interact with the ducks, as the power only affects organics. Ducks are shown to be docile and no different from normal ducks others. If the mother is found outside of containment, a blindfold probe is to be immediately utilized to make her safer to handle, along with the ducklings once they start maturing. Any possible outside instances in the wild, are also to be contained and laced in the same enclosure. Luckily, should the duck see a person, blindfolding it for a day cancels out the effect.
OF-330/Infinite Happy Meal Box- An object that looks no different than the standard Happy Meal Box from McDonald's. However, when opened, it can actually give an infinite offering of various McDonald's Meals, even that of discontinued foods, and surprisingly intact drinks and dessert options, and every single promotional toy deal based on various children's films from across the years (Mind you, it only does this for films that made the agreement with the McDonald's Corporation, so don't count on things that went to Burger King or Taco Bell to be here, much less rare instances from restaurants not known for toy deals otherwise). It even gives out the occasional promotional collector's cups. (Be reminded that this can include the controversial Shrek Classes for Shrek the 3rd, which are not fit for use for drinking due to toxicity risk). The Meals plus drinks and desserts can be used ONLY as supplement lunches in case Employees were not able to make their own lunch, something as a treat for visiting children of Staff during certain events, or if Agent-999 or other teasy Anominalians got mischievous with their food. Any collected Happy Meal Toys are to be placed in the daycare area for younger children's interaction. The Glasses are to be held in the Fragile Objects wing. This is because only the box itself is anomalous, and apart from keeping drinks from spilling or desserts melting until out of the box, the meals, toys, and glasses are all normal and safe to use (Baring the Shrek ones). The box itself was found in the home of a McDonald's Fanatic who engorged himself on endless and "Free" McDonalds Meals. For the sake of the person's health, the box had to be taken, and the man treated with Amnestics and was sent to a "Weightwatchers" camp to be put on the path of good health.
OF-331/Toys R' Immortal- OF-331 is a considerably recent anomalous Toys R Us brand building that became active at the same time the toy store company filed for Bankruptcy. The store is not only active but functions in a way similar to SCP-3008 in that the store is infinitely wide for the actual dimensions of the store and that it has entities similar to the IKEA Employees but dressed like Toys R Us ones, along with additional mutations of having select giraffe features. The store is run by an entity that made itself simular to "Geoffry the Giraffe", more so his modern appearance from the early 2000s where he's litterally a realistic talking giraffe. Geoffry, or "OF-331-A", maintains a cheery and positive attitude and invites even adults to play with the toys, though insection of the eyes reveals traces of dried tear trails and eye-bags, along with the eyes looking redden and stressed with red lines, and that Geoffry seems to suffer occasional twitches of mouth, eyelids, and a brief nervous tick where his head twitches for a brief moment. The Store's aisles have an infinite amount of toys, including toys that were only contemporary like toys based on movies and/or any latest media of their time, toys from older time periods, (Even down to that they have Hoop and Stick), a dedicated video game arcade with TVs connected to consoles from all the ages, including various Wondertainment and Dr. Chilldhood products (Which first gotten OF Attention), as the store is over-run with children of random ages playing the toys unruly and as they please, sometimes change from random toys to another. Employees can be seen cleaning up after them and restoring their packaging for later use. Adults appear to be a rare sight here, and it wasn't until the recovery of a Journal found just outside the backdoor where the light on the topic was shed. It followed a man who came with his only son to visit a Toys R Us for the last time, revealing he was a strong fan of the toy store company. The journal chronicled the father's reactions to the children running wild in the store, referring the odd employees, and his excitement to meet Geoffry, though he had noted his implied troubled condition, but assumed it was because of the stress of the company going under. His son was allowed to go play in the store while he went to find a toy for purchasing for an upcoming birthday. He noted however that the store seemed to go on and on, and felt like he traveled half the country by now. Then he discovered the one adult other than him, arguing with his son about going home. The boy refused, and the father got physical and spanked him in the fact, which appeared to riled-up the Employees as they all stared at the direction of the noise. The Employee dragged the other father away immediately to a backroom of which the writer had followed. He discovered the other father taken before Geoffry, who began berating and scolding the father for hitting his own son, and reveals that this store is supposed to make them happy forever, and admitted to the store having an effect that makes children young and immortal forever, so that the legacy of Toys R. Us becomes immortal, stating the words, "Toys R' Immortal", something the employees chanted in unison. Geoffry then immediately subjugated the punished father to a viewing of older Toys R Us commercials where the kids sing the old song, but it had an effect of reverting the punished father into a child, the writer wrote. The writer had written that he had the intention to get his son out. The Journal ended with a long drawn line down to the corner. It's to be assumed he was subjugated to the same fate. This journal may imply that the entity may be distressed about Toys R. Us crumbling, perhaps being an entity that loves to bring joy to children and had a positive association with the store brand. Thus, he created a store with an immortal effect, and turning children and eventually adults that whether or not would-bring any conflict to these interests, Into "Toys R. Us" Kids. The entire store had been quarantined and roads are modified to re-direct drivers away from the store. Cover stories are created to cover disappearances. Rescue operations are still being heavily debated.
OF-332/Ghost of Blockbuster- A Blockbuster Building that looked as if it saw better days on the outside, but at the inside, it looks as if the store was still in the best shape of its existence. It has an infinite selection of all movies in existence, even extremely old and early ones people don't remember existed anymore. Even things exclusively made for streaming services. Somehow, it even has movies yet to exist or were gonna exist at one point but never got released or were drastically altered in development, often represented by the standard Blockbuster covers for movies without the covers with official artwork. The Store is being run by beings with Video Tapes for Heads, and the "Manager" is more like a queen, being a giant VCR that spits out the employees. Old employees eventually turn into normal copies of a movie or show episode collection. Interestingly enough, despite being Video Tape headed, the Employees can perfectly turn into DVDs and even Blu Rays. When persons are within a distance of the store, the age and damage anomalously vanish, as if the store is brand new. If a person enters the store, they're greeted immediately by the entities and are given many offerings. If a person finds a favorite media of choice, they are taken to a special viewing room that has other persons watching media of their choices as well, as they are seated and treated to their media of choice. If a film is finished, the Employee will return to offer to rewind or get another video. This is for the purpose of keeping the persons inside, because the entities and the building itself, is an entertainment parasite. It feeds on people being entertained one way or the other, whether they enjoyed the film or loved to mock it, the entities feed on their entertainment so the queen can be able to produce a special spawn, a female entity with a DVD head, which would proceed to sprout DVD wings and fly out of the nest to seek out another discontinued Blockbuster store, so to then become another queen and repeat the cycle. The entities are considered to be "Discontinued Brand Revivers", a type of anominalian that use discontinued businesses and brands as if they're being the "Ghost" of the brand, often for the purpose of benefiting their survival. The First Store was immediately quarantined and the spawn captured before it reached another abandoned Blockbuster. A Rescue Operation is planned, but first rescue teams need to be trained to resist their favorite media to avoid further feeding the entities their sense of entertainment. ANy reported spawn is to be captured and contained the minute an instance is spotted. The quarantine is masked by the cover story that a construction project was soon underway.
OF-333/Hydress Trio- An anthropomorphic female Hydra with a total of three regenerative heads. Each head has a personality of its own, the center head being logical and rational, the left head being cheery but unintelligent, and the right head being stern and aggressive. The creature is capable of increased speed and reaction times, enhanced athletics, combative capabilities, and with the center head, strategic thought, innate sense of direction, and adaptive learning ability (Again, with the center head), along with sheer strength, durability, and enhanced sensory. The creature was created by a Void Market High-Ranker that had a fascination with Greek culture, espeically mythologies, more so the Hydra. The creature was once a government-agent that was attempting to arrest him for black market connections the high-ranker-official did outside of the Void Market but was ambushed by bodyguards and captured. The Agent was made to wear an anominalian artifact that was referred to as "The Hydra's Necklace", AKA "OF-333-Origin", of which bounded itself into her skin, and turned her to the creature. The creature immediately aimed to commit to violent revenge but was halted by a designated Outer Force team that was sent to raid the very crook's mansion for anominalian artifacts and discovered the creature. Sedatives had to be used on all three head to have an increased effect. The Void Marketer High Ranker and Bodyguards were detained. Though initially, OF-333 was miffed about being interrupted-of getting revenge and being treated no differently than the other anominalians but calmed down apawn being promised a way of being cured of being in her current state. But over time, after many self-tests of what the necklace's power had offered, OF-333 had willingly chosen to remain in her current state and had even offered her personal services to help the OF out in their ability to maintain normalcy. Her former agency had been priorly informed of what occurred and was asked to maintain secrecy and made up a cover story of the agent dying in a gunfight which took the Marketer with him.
OF-334/Snake Tree- A species of a tree made of snakes that produce snakes and similar serpents. It produces every known species of snake, and any serpent it produces becomes a normal member of the species. The tree commonly consumes small animals (Dependent of species) and any consumed animal becomes fertilizer for the tree as a whole and helps with its photosynthesis. Reported instances are to be quarantined within the intermediate forest area disguised as warnings of bear country and/or a clean up of hazardous materials being in-process.
OF-335/Sister Rescuer- An implied sister of Mother Reviver and rumored true leader and founder of A.R.M. in its entirety. Like Reviver, she's a mantidnoid with bug-wings resembling that of an angel's. The differences' that she dresses like a Chinese maiden and is an orchid mantis in appearance, and has powers that're more inline of being influential with memetic powers and shape-shifting. Having lost an Anominalian Lover to the BGA back before the Martial Arts Horse incident and that of "Wardrobe Rampage", the entity had disguised herself as an atypical human female named (REDACTED) and had influenced various types of ethicists to join the cause of Liberating Anominalians from "Organisations that would oppress the misunderstood" and drive A.R.M.s members to commit to these reckless activities ever since. While OF-335 demonstrates sympathy for members lost in these exploits, she's ultimately amoral to the deaths otherwise, believing that "Inrealmers can't help but to die, the Outers made them like that", though none the less allows funeral services and insurance coverages to maintain A.R.M. loyalty and discourage desent cause of routine calamities associated with the travesties. It's implied that the entity may have enlisted aide from the Serpent's Hand to make this possible, which made the Foundation weary of such a possibility of A.R.M. being another ruse of the Hand, triggering investigations. Containment is still in process, though during the "Wardrobe Rampage" Event, the entity herself has personally shown up at the ruins of a BGA site where her lover was executed. The entity's mate was found revived and protecting a series of harmless anominalians that were either previously destroyed or were set to be such. However, a conjoint Foundation and Outer Force raid made the reunion be cut short as both the mate and the harmless anominalians were contained. The Entity was forced to save herself so to later rescue with a stronger force behind her, demonstrating impressive martial arts and athletic capability. In because Outer Force has held the mate, designated as "OF-335-Mate", as a special interest entity, A.R.M. activity has increased ever since, espeically more towards Outer Force.
- Lifecraft's Note: An acceptable sacrifice if it means sparing the Foundation of having to deal with A.R.M. as well, (Espeically since they're still, as of this writing, not shy of taking drastic measures right out the bat).
OF-336/Immortal Viral Cancer- A virus that can create cancer cells, but as suppose to being like traditional cancers, it makes the infected immortal and incapable of dying, with no atypical adverse effects to inrealm cancers. This virus is what the Foundation would call an "End-Of-Death" trigger and a big risk to normalcy, made worse by the fact the virus is highly contagious and can spread even without physical contact or interaction. Thus, in any reported instance of a person no longer capable of dying are to be contained by Hazmat teams, held in an anti-infection transport, and held in anti-infection containment units, same going for implied infected persons, and record relating to them are to be expunged. The virus is incurable as it too is immortal, so as such, infected persons have to be detained for life. In an event of an outbreak, an area in question is to be massively quarantined until all infected persons are collected. Hazmat suits that touched infected persons are to be given 24-hour cleansing baths to force the virus into permanent hibernation.
OF-337/The Summon Bird Book- A encyclopedic bird guide of the "Manifestations" discovered in observing SCP-1306. The book gives a full depth study of the avians witnessed and had revealed that the avians are not "Manifestations", but Pandimensional entities that are just made visible by the feed. The manifestation theory had been discontinued in the Foundation, though updating 1306's had not occurred due to that otherwise, in fair technicality, the entities still do become non-existent after getting their food and leaving. But still, the book does offer a much-needed understanding of the creatures in question.
OF-338/A Case of Litteral Couch Potatoes- OF-338 is a red living room sofa that when sitting on, it would litterally turn them into a giant potato as the chair's anomalous effect. Get the giant potato off reverses the effect, but lingering effects include an increased lazy attitude and lack of an ability to be proactive. The chair was contained after it nearly started a media circus about how a customer sat on a chair found in a local store was turned into a giant potato after hours of sitting on it. An immediate Amnestic campaign prevented this upon the chair's containment. The chair is not allowed to be sat on by organic beings due to its effects. Any persons that did sit on it, are to be treated for the lingering effects of anominalian-caused laziness by being kept as proactive as possible.
OF-339/City Shrouded in Shadow- OF-339 is an anominalian effect in where the Phenomena covers any city of Japan with dark clouds, where manifestations of reckitneseable Japanese icons appear to battle and do destruction. Kaiju Level manifestations always battle eachother most of all, but sometimes small manifestations that're hostile to persons can be noted. Some Manifestations have good intentions and aim to combat hostile manifestations, but their large size is none the less considered a risk for damage during these battles. The external shorce is yet to be found. It's noted that the manifestations are always of the same immediate franchise, and had never demonstrated "Crossover Battles". The Fixer Anomanaly is to be immediately ready to repair any damages and Amnestic Teams sent to erase memories of reported events at all times. List of Manifestations:
- Ultraman
- Alien Zarab / Imitation Ultraman
- Ultraman Tiga
- Kyrieloid
- Dada
- Ultraman Belial
- Ultraman Zero
- Ultraman Taro
- Ultraseven
- Pandon
- Godzilla
- King Ghidorah
- Mothra
- Battra
- Type-3 Kiryu
- Evangelion Unit-01
- Evangelion Unit-00
- Evangelion Unit-02
- Sachiel
- Shamshel
- Sahaquiel
- Gamera
- Legion (Soldiers and Plant)
- Gyaos
- AV-98 Ingram
- AV-98 Ingram 2
- Type-5G/1C Grau-Bear
- CRL-98 Pyro-Buster
- Type J-9 Griffon
- Type M-5 Abraham
OF-340/Dr. Childhood's Summon-A-Ball- A glove covered in paddings not dis-simular to football gloves, but are able to summon any kind of sports ball imaginable. The glove would instantaneously manifest a ball based on the visualization of the person wearing thinking about a ball. As such, there's a concern this item would be used to cheat in sporting events and risk attention onto Dr. Childhood, his catalog, or even bring attention to Wondertainment products. Thus, the gloves are to be held in restricted containment and not to be used outside of testing. The balls themselves are otherwise normal for being materialized litterally out of thin air and are thus permitted to be held in the OF-Gym for recreational activities.
OF-341/McVities' Animals- OF-341 is an anominalian effect (Though apart from addiction risk, is thankfully a more harmless, playful, and adorable phenomenon) that causes persons consuming McVities snack foods to enter a state of euphoria and be able to see manifestations of adorable animals. According to the documentation footage, the external shorce is believed to be a goat that appears when persons are consuming normal snacks of the brand, simply pestering them with Baas, and appears capable to appear anywhere, even in places not possible for a goat to be found in. However, these baas would affect the person to now have the effect of OF-341. The animals that appear depend on the kind of snack, and often range from normal animals to creatures of slightly altered appearances or even specific abilities. (See Documentation for details). Two discovery probes were utilized to document the events, one standard-issue probe that only saw the persons merely eating the snacks, another with a specialized lens to be enabled to see the invisible euphoria effect taking place. The manifestations vanish after the snack food is finished, and persons return to normal to as if animals of adorable quantities didn't just showed-up from snack packaging. While by no means are the manifestations themselves harmful, the effect does have slight addictive side-effects as the euphoria triggers dopamine in persons to continuously expose themselves to the effect and the manifestations, affected persons becoming unwitting addicts to McVities snackfoods. Fortunately, the goat itself was easily contained by simply Mr. Lifecraft summoning it by opening a normal McVities package, and the goat got contained as a result. The effect also wears off if another package of the brand isn't opened, however, it can become permanent if another package of the snack is opened. As such, the affected persons are detained as POIs, their prior existences to other persons erased to prevent confusion, and are to be administered the snack brand on a daily basis due to a risk of increased depression in persons not getting their fix of the snackfood as a withdrawal side-effect. On top of trying to make a cure for the addiction, research for the amnestic side of the effect is also being considered and studied. (Document Footage 2CUTE approved for viewing by OF-Council and Lifecraft)
OF-342/OF-Site-42-3- What was once a standard OF-site specializing in dealing with enlightenment inducing anominalians would end up becoming the victims of such cases themselves. The then-recent containment of an objected called "The Orb of Enlightenment" discovered from a temple ruins in (REDACTED) India. However, when the orb was taken into the site, the Orb came to life and began infusing itself with all other Enlightenment inducing anominalians and transformed into a giant sun-like whitish-yellow ball of pure enlightenment. Stareing at the now aptly named "OF-342-Infinite" will cause hyper-enlightenment and cause affected persons to transcend into another plane of existence where they will be kept in enlightened meditation forever. Getting only a brief glimpse but looking away quickly still enlightens beings but not to a hyper extent. It has, however, had turned survivers into a radicalized zealot group that turned the site into a holy temple. Site-42-3 had been put on OF-Lockdown in order to contain the hyper-enlightenment inducing anominalian, along with containing now-former OF-members turned into fanatic followers that would aim to expose any person to OF-342-infinite to "Bring them Enlightenment". An OF-Council member, that was visiting at the time, ended up being a cult leader there, thus he had to be replaced and retired due to his compromised state.
- Personal Note from Lifecraft: My heart and sympathies go out to the agents and staff that're forever affected by the event and their families. But, it's impourent to note that this is why Outer Force needs to exist. Imagine if the Foundation had found that orb instead of us. They might've not been as able to handle it. It could've even been another SCP-5000 scenario. So, to honor the memory of those lost, I will order for Site-42-3 to be kept on permanent lockdown, and for a memorial be built outside of the site during quarantining efforts. Yes, the hyper-enlightened are not technically truly dead, but, as with hyper-enlightenment, being made to go to another plane of existence, it may as well be like being dead. The OF-Councilor Member, who got compromised, will also be effectively retired and replaced by a new member. And most of all, may this be a reminder that we should always expect the unexpected and not expect all anominalians to automatically no longer be an issue just because they're contained. So for now on, any other enlightenment capable objects, are to instead be contained on-site of point of origin instead of being brought to OF bases, to avoid similar or more extreme surprises, and they're espeically, NOT, to be brought to Site-42-3 UNLESS if we know for sure it can reverse or at least reduce the effect.
OF-343/Room 343- A room in an apartment complex that is no longer is use cause of the incidents that occurred with the room. Cause of a quantom portal glitch opening in the room that is connected to the Infestiverse, endless swarms of irremovable pests from the realm has taken over and infested the apartment on all 10 floors. Occupants had evacuated and the apartment was shut down, condemned, and left to rot due to severe infestation, which was perfect for Outer Force to quietly quarantined the apartment with the public eye turned away from it. Amnestics were not required because each occupant had admitted they don't even WANT to think about the apartment for as long as they live, and that as far as they knew, it was just a bad case of a bad infestation outbreak and suspected nothing of Room 343 being the shorce. It had been researched that inside the apartment, it became a sort-of artificial (And disgusting) jungle, and the pest creatures have established an ecosystem within the abandoned apartment with many predator-and-prey relations established. The actual room itself is in an even more vile state, the portal still producing infinite quantities of the creatures. Talks of having the portal closed are still underway due to concerns that the infestation may become uncontainable.
OF-344/Tantrum-Throwing Alien- An Alien creature that seems to be in a constant state of anger and/or prone to tantrums. When it sees persons, it immediately attacks with brutish strength and aggression. If it can't locate victims assumingly to harm, it will throw an even MORE aggressive tantrum. Discovery footage may imply that the creature is not incredibly intelligent, even for something clearly unsentient. SCP Team was sent to capture the entity, and even for them, it proved surprisingly difficult to capture in-cause of its strength and aggressive nature. Agent-1000 ultimately subdued the creature with a Pacifiver device laced with Agent-999's DNA signature, of which flew right into the creature's mouth. The creature was pacified and entered into a slumber. In containment, the creature was given a sound-proof containment unit, a blanket to scale, a sleeping companion teddy bear, and that the pacifier probe had remained in the creature's mouth. It is imperative the pacifier stays in the creature's mouth at all times. The creature will occasionally wake up and get fussy if it gets hungry or thirsty though, so a N.A.N.N.Y. program is installed that produces robotic arms that hold the creature down for feeding and providing liquids. The creature calms down after worlds and is placed back to rest. (Discovery Probe GOGA8767 Approved for viewing by OF-Council.)
OF-345/The Walmart "Famous Visitors" Effect- An Anominalian effect that causes shape-shifting pandimensional entities to appear before a Walmart Brand Store to seemingly shop like any person at the store. They seem to mostly disguise themselves as well known and rekitnesed media properties as if to assume they think that's what the dimensions are like and portray them with extreme accuracy, sometimes to a hazardous degree. With the External Shorce largely Walmart's overall existence, specialized isolated bases disguised as standard stores stocked with products and items known to be sold at the stores are used to get the effect directed at the bases, and a pan-dimensional contact-line is to be established so the pan-dimensionals can be able to get their needed items at an early convenience. OF-Staff is also to dress as Walmart employees so to ensure relatively safer interactions with the Pan-Dimensionals, though are cautious that sometimes the pan-dimensionals would get "Too Into Character" and will be considered unpredictable in nature. All other staff is asked to dressed in pedestrian clothing and bring their cars around the base so as to make the entities sure they're at an actual Walmart and give them a sense of security. Sometimes though, these pan-dimensionals can end up appearing farther from the store and would end up appearing in public sites due to their overtly obvious nature. Amnestic Teams will be called to cover up such incidents. Some Pan-Dimensionals will end up getting lost though, so OF-Space Guides are to ensure they're taken on the right track. (Documentation File of Walmart Bases Approved for viewing by Lifecraft and the Of-Council.)
OF-346/Beach Restroom/Shower Trap- OF-346 is something that only looks like your atypical beach restroom/show building, but it is actually a predatory symbiotic relationship between a flesh-eating fungus and hyper predatory plants. The fungus makes up the entirety of the building, cleverly disguised as nothing out of the ordinary as far as beach restrooms and showers are concerned. The predatory plants, ranging from pitcher plants in the shapes od toilets, urinals & sinks with digestive juices that immediately expand and swallow persons in, reflective leafs resembling mirrors, the inner body of the fungus looking like typical bathroom walls, floors and ceiling, bioluminescent plant parts resemblant to ceiling lights, thick plant membranes reminiscent to stalls, and alchourse, venus flytrap eqsed plants that evolved to look like metallic showerheads that spray digestive juices when within prey, and once the prey has been subdued, the floor begins to open up the drains to form a large hole that swallows prey into a large digestive pit. Both the fungus and the plant share the same digestion system. OF-346 has been immediately quarantined via placing in the simple "Out of Order" Signs on each of the "Doors" of it. By nightfall, the false restroom was pulled out of the ground with help from SCP Team and instantly replaced with an actual restroom. OF-346 is held in the OF-Greenhouse Facility and is fed prepared meat on a daily basis. If uninitiated persons were to witness the OF, they're to be immediately informed of what OF-346 is and to NOT go anymore near or inside it. Though the OF-Council and Lifecraft rather personally hope that OF-346 is a unique plant entity, they choose the cautious route of making OF-Staff be on the lookout for possible wild instances of other such symbiotic flora, so beaches are to be monitored daily.
OF-347/Sir Speakerhead- A Sirenhead-eqsed entity noted for wearing a colorful suit and about the same height as Siren Head. The entity is actually apart of Dr. Childhood's answer to Wondertainment's "Mr.'s" collection, only instead, it's the "Sirs and Ladies" collection. Mr. Speakerhead repeatedly sings various random songs to repeated degrees via its Siren-like speakers. The entity is to be held in soundproof containment. Sir Speakerhead had come with a note.
- The note: Congratulations, oh dear dedicated fan of Dr. Childhood's various joy improving products. In cause you went above and beyond to collect my quality products, you have earned my undivided attention. So now, I happily propose a challenge to you. I have created special limited edition "Sirs and Ladies" Collection, (Even a sneaky little borrow from my "Competitor" Wondertainment), and had scattered them all across the United Universes, just eager to be found by ya! But be careful, they won't be shy to play with others! I made them ESPEICALLY for you! Have fun, and good luck... Yer gonna need it, wise guys.
- Signed, with Love, Dr. Childhood.
- Addendum: The note also came with a list of undiscovered entities as of the time of Speakerhead's containment that Outer Force is now on the watch for. This may imply that Dr. Childhood is aware of Outer Force containing his creations, and his unleashed entities could be a test to see how much of a challenge we would be to his aims to commit to dubious practices. If so, then the released entities could also be a means of his own study so to adapt around containment attempts.
- Statement from Lifecraft: Regardless, we'll have to accept his challenge on principle anyway. Dr. Childhood has more than demonstrated it's not just toys and entertainment devices he can make.
OF-348/Fight-Starter Beer Mug- What looks like an atypical mug glass of beer is an anominalian object that when it is interacted with, the beer inside of it would induce a very attractive aroma that entices the person who firsts discover it to immediately want to drink it. If the first discoverer is alone, then no further incident occurs. But if there's a second discoverer, regardless of whether they're familiar with the person or not, would immediately confront the first discoverer and speak in an Irish accent (As an optional secondary effect if persons are not readily Irish) that the mug is his. Then the first discoverer will reply aggressively that he didn't see his name on it also in an Irish accent. Then the two would start to exchange profanities and insults related to parents and implications of inbreeding or Beastiality, then the two, regardless of actual fighting experience, would begin to fight with fisticuffs and fight eachother, occasionally throwing furniture and other property at eachother. The Mug appears to have an effect on patrons to either just watch the fight unfold, cheer for it, or even start to get into the fight as well. (Quick Note: The effect does mostly affect males, but it can touch females if they're known for aggressive behavior or are tomboyish in nature.). The effect is so to prevent the fight from being intervened and to prevent a call to the police, though the effect mostly seems limited to the area of the bar, cause outside persons can still be able to act independently. Typically, two scenarios follow: All losing fighters are incapacitated and the victor gets to enjoy a victory drink of the mug, of which after being empty for 5-minutes, the mug will self refill through anomalous means, or the effect deactivates the minute police enter the scene. Either way, the mug would then teleport to another bar to repeat the process. In-cause of the hospitalizations and the arrests this mug is responsible for, amnestic campaigns because of this mug were very common. Fortunately, the mug inadvertently self-contained itself when it appeared in OF-HQ's built-in bar, and the OF-Bartender had a ready understanding of what the mug is. The Mug is to be held in a special scent-canceling containment unit within the bar, and the Bartender is to inform the unfamiliar of what the mug is so to prevent "Rookie Mistakes". Though in an event the mug has ended up being interacted with, a tracking device is placed on the mug so Outer Force can readily reclaim it. Recovery Teams are often armed with amnestics in case the mug has already started a fight or has already been witnessed.
OF-349/Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Line- OF-349 is a contained series of Off-Brand Chuck E. Cheese-like pizzerias with animatronics in it that, as it is well familiar from the games, hold haunted animatronics that operates under the belief of "The Joy of Creation" after grisly tragedies involving (REDACTED) and the "Bite of 87". Over the extremely-short releases of the games inbetween a span of only a brief time from eachother, adverse effects have been noticed and recorded, the most common involves "Nightmare" entities that stalk those with a phobic aversion to animatronics, the animatronics demonstrating hostility to security guard staff (Likely relating to the tragedies) and strange effects on arcade cabinets that give Atari-visuals that seem to explain the story and dark legacy of the tragedies. Fazbear Entertainment is actually a front company for the Void Market, which aims to use the haunted pizzeria franchise as a means to make easy money AND to play with the idea of creating Animatronic minions used to execute enemies and even be used for secretive dealings. They're even responsible for "Off-Brand Fazbear Knock-Offs" to test out the Fazbear Effect further. Both the main series and the knock-offs are contained enmass. There was even an attempt to utilized a virtual reality game that's actually a haunted mind-control program. Infected persons and copies of the game are contained enmass. Salvaged remains of the animatronics are to be held in the OF-Robotics wing for safekeeping when it is assured the spirits are liberated from them. Still-active entities are to be kept quarantined in the restaurants in question. On top of the restaurants (And one dark parody haunted house attraction), there was also a secret testing facility where experimental creations were held. Apawn the area's capture, it was converted into a specialized OF-Containment facility for whatever creation may remain in the area. Outer Force is to be kept posted for any more possible sightings of similar cases to OF-349 instances.
OF-350/Timeline Cruise Ship- A Luxury Cruise Ship of no affiliation to known brand Cruses that is capable to travel into other timelines via the usage of a Bermuda Triangle portal system and sails into the waters of different timelines. Even being able to enter Paradoxed and Divergent Timelines. The Crew has clocks for heads and the captain is a grandfather clock with a pet coo-coo bird parrot. The purpose of this cruise ship is still being understood. It bears a very high-priority containment requirement due to the risky nature of interacting with alternate timelines.
OF-351/"Kyle"- An entity that resembles a child wearing a "Tomas the Tank Engine" sort-of mask that is known to be a particularly demanding entity that demands to be appeased with anything related to FNAF fan-content. True containment currently out of immediate reach. The entity is often referenced as "Kyle".
OF-352/The Entity that Forgives SCP-2165- (DATA CENSORED BY THE FOUNDATION).
OF-353/The Bird Guy- Another subvariant of 096, but is instead in a sort've "Birdman" appearance with extremely un-naturally long wings and body covered with feathers, along with having a vulture-like neck and accompanied beak. The entity is capable, albeit with the clumsiness of an atypical albatross in both take-offs and landings. Apart from regenerative abilities, the creature lacks the key features of O96 or that of cousin entities. It does, however, have its own unique abilities. It is able to smell blood from even half-way around the world and is able to sense illness in any living thing, sentient or otherwise. The Entity would take lift-off and fly back and forth to any territory in a world it has resided in to seek out the infected person to consume as prey, with both arms and legs armed with talons not dis-simular to birds of prey. This said, typically OF-353 can just as much be a scavager than a predator, often digging up graves and burial sites to even so much as to eat bones of long rotted away corpses, though it can be quick to go after recently departed individuals. When it is in predator mode, the creature demonstrates intelligence no different than a crow's mixed in with the adaptability or primates, thus it has figured out how to open doors, windows, cellars, able to to do trial and error with security systems, capable to utilize keys (And Keycards) and is able to reckitnese that things like house-hold pets (Commonly dogs) would compromise its hunt and act accordingly. The creature can move surprisingly quietly and is able to be scentless in insite of any prior visits to graveyards. Once it finally reaches a dying person, it terminates and consumes them as quickly as possible, either voring the whole person whole, with jaws that can unhinge to incredible degrees of lengths or if they're too large for even it's unhingable jaws, well eat the meat in pieces in unpresentable speeds while still maintaining silence. Once prey is absolutely consumed, it will leave as quickly as it entered. Outer Force was able to contain OF-353 after it had broken into a children's hospital to try and predate on several children with incurable cancers but ended up getting knocked unconjustus by a hospital nurse that used a metal tray to stop it before it started. That nurse was an OF-medical operative that was working the hospital while off-duty and was able to keep calm at the situation of facing an anominalian without proper gear. That nurse was awarded a medal, a promotion, and the admiration of the OF-Council and Lifecraft. In due to OF-535 being intelligent and it's predator state when confronted with ill persons, it has to be given an anti-sight containment unit so it will have no recognition of OF security protocols, along with systems that cancel out it's sensing abilities of ill-persons. Safety precaution from Researchers: All the same though, it will respond to any detectable illness within the site, which implies that the system only limits it's-ability and not truly nullify it. Even so much as having the flu is enough to get its attention. As such, we encourage OF-Staff the importance of maintaining healthy standards and getting regular check-ups. If any OF-Staff member is sick, they are to be given an immediate sick-leave.
- Addendum: It is Head Researcher's Dr. Natahonal's personal opinion that it is a pure relief the creature was caught in a time long before the time of the current pandemic, though has advised that extra measures are taken as it is noted that OF-353 did act extra antsy and distressed in containment, implying it still has a limited sensing ability and the mass quantities of potaintional prey are driving it up the walls. These extra measures will be in effect until the Pandemic is subdued.
OF-354-The Entity that owns SCP-100-JP- (Custody transferred to the Foundation under the request of the 05 to do so due to acknowledged abilities to restore celestial stars represented in the Attac)
- Neo-OF-354/Inverta Man- A man who's extremely-inverted in an unnatural way. His face is on his stomach, his legs where his arms are and arms where the legs go and the stomach is on the head. (Infomation relating to his bottom and reproductives have been asked to be stricken from the record due to approbate nature.)
OF-355/Old Man Jenkins- An entity that resides in Bikini Bottom that shape-swifts from various species of fish and capable of various careers from time to time. Containment is still ongoing, though the entity is a low-priority containment due to no present ability to be a true threat beyond being easily annoyed by the modern world, those who reside with urban areas and "Their Flying Machines" and that the entity is already well low-key cause of its inconspicuous forms as common elderly fish and ability to alter memories to ensure new identities aren't questioned, helped greatly that the world is not famous for its intelligent sea-life. Still, the entity is being monitored in case either something changes or if the entity itself needs help. The entity is implied immortal as it is able to self-revive from food poisoning after tasting something so delicious yet also bad at the same time he "Died" on the spot and that it wasn't bothered by being inside a seahorse's stomach, explaining it's lack of fear with shooting itself out of a cannon at some point.
OF-356/The Purple Key- A stylized purple key that when used on any locked door, takes you in what looks out in a place somewhere into the woods with a path on it. It's basically like SCP-860, but as suppose to creatures that want to eat you, it's instead filled with anthropomorphized female reptilians that're very specific love parasites that need to mate with any person regardless of gender in order to gain wings from it and basically resemble anthro dragons. Thing is, the process would have you absorbed into the Lustilians and reconfigure DNA to become the wings. Of which the winged instances will produce an egg on the ground and fly into the sky. The reptilians without wings are considered to be juvenals of an older teen variety as they have a childhood up to 7 days and instantly grow up, but won't become winged adults until a mating-'like process ensures them wings. Both adults and pre-adults process enhanced agility, speed, athleticism, acrobatic and gymnastic prowess, but it's often the pre-adults that'll come after persons with persistence and great speed until persons reach another door, while true adults reside in the skies in beautiful aerodynamic displays. Both pre-adults and adults are 2 inches taller than average humans. The creatures are immortal so weaponry's useless. It's noted that if pre-adults fail to get a mate, they'll turn into trees and/or other foliage for maintained virginity, and adults will create new preadults within a timeframe of a single year. The key has been contained and kept from allowing further visitors into this such realm.
OF-357/Plague Master- An implied mentor of SCP-049 and OF-409 and the true creator of SCP-610. A robed figure that carries a scythe that was once a celebrated healer of the time period the three Anominalians made themselves present in. The entity once had the desired purpose to end all sickness. But during the time of the Black Plague outbreak, the entity had seen the worse the hysteria of the time has caused and was disgusted by what the entity witnessed. The entity hated everything about the time period, the expectations of the outbreak being a deity's act or that of a higher demon, the hatred onto rodents even when the plague mainly comes from fleas with the plague (Though does acknowledges that rodents are not exactly faultless for carrying the fleas themselves, but he equates rodent hate being like hating the horse for what the rider did), among other things. The entity had declared sentience to be worse than any actual sickness. As such, it aimed to "Cure Beings" of Sentience, whatever means necessary. According to 409, it made a secret deal with a Mischiver to have the ability to create the worse kind of sicknesses possible. And 610, is meant to be that cure to sentience. 409 did admit that 049 did had a presence in the creation, however, his role was limited to bring the Entity "Test Subjects", but nothing more serious than that. She denied any part of it herself as cause her brother was "A Stronger Healer" and that it was between the two. 409 said that 049 had tried to stop the entity from going through its plans after the Entity had unprovokingly infected the villages with 610 and called him out for "Hurting Innocents" whilst saying he understood his frustrations, but both he and the entity ended up arguing until a scythe fight ensued! However, 049 was defeated in the end, and the entity had cursed 049 to be deluded to think that there's a pestilence going on and his healing abilities to turn into "A Polar Opposite", I.E. 049's death touch. 409 had warned that the entity is still out there for as long as 610 is active. As such, OF-357 was made a high priority containment project, but the greatest hurdles for seeing of-357 is both 610, and the Foundation's insistence to not allow further expeditions, and currently, not even for Outer Force unless swayed otherwise.
OF-358/~~Anti-SCP-O55~~- A Reverse SCP-055 that actually WANTS to be remembered and known by whoever sees it so they would share the information of its existence so it's area-of-effect can increase and it's knowledge-based power grows to Outer-God levels so it can be one itself for the purpose of aiming to become the Mate of the (REDACTED). Entity contained and under restrictive Of-Council enforced Censorship. (Further Infomation expunged for the purpose of Outer Force maintaining containment of entity. As such, knowledge of its true appearance and other details have to be restricted to even Lifecraft himself. In fact, the Entity's name itself will have to be censored and stricken from the record and is only to be referred STRICTLY as OF-358, using the entity's surname is punishable with a reprimand. In fact, just have the prior information stricken as well, just to be safe!)
OF-359/The Self-Representing Entity- OF-359 is- (Sudden Data Corruption Had occurred from an unknown Anominalian Shorce.)
- ???: "I can represent myself, good sir/madam! AHEM! Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Entity of Self-Representation, or as Outer Force had CRUDELY renamed me, as "OF-359". Bah, I can never personally understand you-inrealmers' insistence of playing this numbers game. At first glance, you inrealmers would linken me to that of an average gentleman of the time of Queen Victoria, but I pocess the power to self-represent myself when others try to speak for me, so it can be avoided that others might misrepresent me. I do this because when others try to represent others, they either often do it with personal bias or the painting of broad pictures. And obviously, this includes Outer Force. I didn't wanted to be compared, considered, or deemed no less different to entities of an albeit similar caliber. Now, I won't attempt to speak for such similar entities, it's not in my place. But I will speak for myself. I have no intention to cause harm, minor or otherwise. My only desire is to not be ill-represented. Granted, I am not afraid to admit that my efforts did cause, abit of a stir. I can't admonish Outer Force for only wanting to keep the Inrealms from, over-reacting. And typically, they would hold me in a special containment device designed to limit my powers. Though I feel like after this, they will consider fine-tuning it so as to give further restrictions. Well, so be it. I'm man enough to embrace due-process. But know this, Mr. Lifecraft. My statement on electronic devices is permanent. Not even tecknowagey of the aptly named "AUU", even Teadr 1 objects, can fix it. I'd be bold to say that even inrealm gods can't restore your impersonalized file. But, if it eases you, I'll behave myself after this statement of self-representation, is well-finished. I, am an Outrealmer of my word."
OF-360/Xbox 360 Multiverseal- An Xbox 360 console that is able to play games from other universes, timelines, dimensions, realities, and what have you. Essentially, it's like Dr. Childhood's All-Game Console but limited to 360 titles or similar games. The Console was placed in the 2nd-floor T-Class breakroom as a means of a practice introduction to the more complex nature of Dr. Childhood's console. In appearance it's no different from a standard Xbox 360 brand console, except the light on the activation button changes from blue to purple and that the controllers operate on immortal batteries.
OF-361/The Undertale "Mini Multiverse"- It is no secret that Undertale is a vastly popular indie title to the point that the character "Sans" was technically included in Smash as a costume. But this popularity has also reached anominalians, to the point that they were inspired to create a "Mini-Multiverse" within the actual world of undertale only accessible to still unknown means. The other parallel universes are often represented in atypical Multiverseal tropes noted from the fan versions of the universes, including the atypical "Evil Twin" universe, with the one unique universe representing "Deltarune", out of a sea of just different flavors of the first game, even having its own creator and destroyer system no different from Outer God standards represented by a painter sans and a glitched one. As such, the entire world itself had been turned into an OF-Reserve for anominalians for heavy Anominalian activity as a result, and it stems beyond the mini-multiverse.
OF-362/W.D. Gaster- (Data file corrupted to that the file is only in symbol'd text. File deemed irrecoverable.)
OF-363/Frisk & Chara- Two genderless humanoid children with abilities to "Reset" and "Save" during "Runs". These two are created entities of Time Councilors are used as a method to decide a timeline's fate. The Main Timeline is one with the "True Pacifist" ending, where Frisk in the Main Timeline is completely docile, and Chara never becomes active. The two entities can have a mixed presence in alternate timelines, however. Positive Timelines can be pacifistic as well but are different by different actions Frisk had taken. Inbetween timelines have neutral runs, where some characters live, others die (With noted exceptions to Mainstays in Sans and (Sometimes) the infamous sadist flower Flowey), and darker timelines would have incompleted genocide runs with select survivers dependent on Frisk's choice. But timelines that are set to be divergentised, are given "True Genocide Routes", where no survivors can be noted (In terms of ones that are combative). Thus, the Chara entity will finally be active, and "Destroy" the timeline, which really actually divergentises the timeline in question. Paradoxed timelines don't operate in the same logic as they are dealt with by Time Councilors and Time Lords directly. This is so because the World of Undertale was chosen by the Time Councilors to be a "Heart of the Timeline" of shorts, and thus had used an Outer Timespell that makes that no matter the timeline, all timelines related to the world will always be the same, as the world in question was chosen to show and grade the safety levels of a timeline. They seem able to also directly affect the timelines of the AUU as well due to it being a companion universe for the OUU. Standalone dimensions and/or realms outside of the Main and Copy United Universes don't share this system, and often divergent timelines (If Needed) would have to be directly done by Time Councilors. As such, no true containment is required for Frisk and Chara, in-cause of Frick's docile nature, and that Chara is largely inactive. (For the Main Timeline anyway, as "True Pacifist" is considered the perfect score and suitable for the Main Timeline.) There are things that can trigger a "Divergent Event' though. This includes but is not limited to:
- The existence of objects and beings that can risk inter-dimensional empires.
- Events deemed iffy and illogical, and/or deemed to be in bad taste.
- Events prevented from happening because of things turning out differently, (By direct intervention or pure accident)
- If certain beings are to be given more desirable fates to be prevented from being more dangerious in the future.
- Events that serve no serious purpose.
- Drafts of how events were MEANT to pan-out.
- To entrap threats that might end up encouraging Inter-Dimensional Empires made out of self-defense from them.
OF-364/Nintendo 64 Modern- A modified Nintendo 64 Console that is able to play modern games just as much as the traditional 64 library-of-games. Same treatment as Xbox 360 Multiversal. The console is supplied with a complete library of Nintendo 64 games along with a selection of readily available modern games.
OF-365/Press X to Not Die- OF-365 pertains to an event where in-cause of an experimental millaterry drug that rewires people's brains, making it that doing complex actions was as simple as pushing buttons, I.E. dodging an attack with X, using weapons with A, and accelerating the years of training it would take to have such expert levels. But the drug was extremely flawed as for the most part, it just drives persons insane and violent. It appeared that Gamers are immune to the effects, though note that true immunity is most effective with console and PC games, mobile games offer limited protection but persons would still be driven mad depending on the game in question (I.E. Angry Birds offers better protection then Farmville). The effect also processes anomalous effects of reviving a sort've "Chosen Hero", I.E. the person who donned a Go-Pro camera (Implied Go-Pro enthusiast) and was able to survive the incident (With two deaths). The effect also offers dialogue trees, though those and the QTE button prompts are only noticeable on person perspectives (And from connected footage) and often are based on what they would personally say or do. Apawn the town being quarantined, it was investigated that the drug was commissioned by a rogue general named (REDACTED) and that the facility that made the drug, belonged to Magidson Robotics, in its specialized drug division. It was implied that a Discord Insurrection Espionager was the one who released the drug into the water supply of the town and it resulted in the adverse effects. The purpose of this is unclear, other than it's the Insurrection's own demented way to test the drug themselves. The Espionager was never discovered. The Rogue General was detained and arrested by Outer Force, and the millaterry informed of his actions and was dishonorably discharged. A surviving Magidson member offered a cure that Outer Force immediately utilized in the town with cropdusters. Cured persons were contained as POIs as well in looking out for adverse effects. Lifecraft was personally disgusted at what the general did, so much so, that in-due to Outer Force's anti-termination restrictions, the General was granted to the Foundation to handle execution procedures. Their choice: Strapped to a chair in the middle of a desert at a reasonable distance from the Foundation base, and made to see 096's face. 096 handled things from there. The drug contaminated water was purified, and all recipes of the drug itself have been immediately destroyed, and the lab now being under OF custody. The Go-Pro Player and girlfriend were recovered and made specialized agents for being exceptional in handling the crisis. (Recovered Go-Pro Footage of the event approved by the OF-Council for viewing)
OF-366/Ichibod- A cousin of Cain and of a similar appearance. For the most part, it can be considered as polite and co-operative as Cain, even intelligent, but it's to be noted that Ichibod pocesses a high-sense of humor and a habit of pulling pranks, sometimes even involving using Safe to Low-Level Euclid OFs. When Cain was asked about this, he replied that "Ichibod, is a free spirit", and explained that Ichibod is a child at heart. Ichibod also appears to pocess the opposite effects of Cain, in that he causes plants to grow in normally unsuitable eras, though sometimes in areas already filled with plants intends to have an accelerated plant growth and causes forests and jungles to overgrow in civilization areas. Cain was discovered after being responsible for causing jungles to spread throughout Africa's Shaharas and caused radical changes to the ecosystem. Thankfully, when Cain was removed, the ecosystem sorted itself out and things returned to normalcy. Ichibod does, however, share the damage-reflection powers, and has in fact also used this for pranks in causing people to accidentally hurt them or under some provoksion, though fortunately he mostly sticks to pranks involving minor or brief pain. When Ichibod was asked about Able and Claude, Ichibod got nervous. Ichibod admitted that he caused a prank that provoked Able and Claude to be extremely aggressive towards them, and kinda why Able himself had to be held in his "Box". He admitted that Claude was once a good friend, but in-cause of Able's predicament, Claude goes into an automatic violent rage at him, thus insisting that "He and I, should be kept as far as possible from eachother". As Such, Ichibod was moved from OF-HQ and taken to the OF-Data Center, where like Cain, he's been used to be a backup in-cause of loss of information, though Data Researchers are asked to mind his "Attempts at Humor" and that he's to be kept from interacting with plants, especially SCP and OF ones.
OF-367/One Angry Humpback Whale- A humpback whale of otherwise normal appearance that demonstrates uncharacteristically heavy levels of aggression and attacks boats of all kinds, then traps persons inside its mouth for the purpose of either drowning them or have them starve and dehydrate. Though as the whale is still not built nor altered to consume sentients, once the persons are departed, it spits them back out and leaves the bodies to sea scavengers to deal with. While the whale itself is normal, it's the barnacles that earn it a place as an OF. The Barnacles, "OF-367-A" instances, are anger parasites, and appear to have made the whale increasingly angered to consume the energy. Thus, it also made the whale aggressive, which started it's extremely hostile behaviors. The Barnacles are otherwise no different from inrealm verities, except for glowing red when feeding on rage. The whale had been responsible for a string of attacks onto whale watchers and fishing boats, even causing the sinking of commercial cruise ships. SCP Team was utilized to capture the whale via a commandeered and modified Japanese whaling vessel but replaced its equipment to that of containment capable gear as suppose to traditional whaling gear. The Whale was contained and taken to a remote sea lab and held in place in a water observatory. Plans to remove and contain the barnacles themselves are still underway, due to the whale's aggression and that the barnacles are hot to the touch cause of their feeding of rage. In the mean' time, the whale's pool is to be treated with rage-soothing medicine to restrict the barnacles feeding and put the whale in a relatively docile state.
OF-368/The Neophobia Effect- An anominalian phenomenon that can make persons fear/hate/distrust anything new or contradictory to their personal preference, regardless of whether or not the new thing as earnest negative consequences. The effect is always extremely active yet often only gives the minor effect of, simply making people dislike anything different from a well-known and trusted standard. External shorce is still being looked for, but because it rarely does anything harmful (Save for extreme cases), it is a low-priority concern, though Outer Force members are to still take the effect seriously, as it contributed to A.R.M.'s existence in addition to Sister Rescuer cohersing ethicist sensitive persons, along with why GOC had existed along with the presence of BGA, ergo, the effect is also why Outer Force and the Foundation practice secrecy, as the effect most commonly has-persons either react negatively to the Anominalians or even the organizations themselves for keeping them secret (The Foundation even more so for their infamous practices). Thus, any possible capture would be more to control and limit the effects so they can't be as extreme, along with also limiting A.R.M.'s ability to get new members each day. The effect's common targets are as followed:
- Introducing New Foods to Children (Most commonly anything considered healthy).
- The Creation of Picky-Eaters.
- Strict Rules, even if there are good reasons for them (Especially active during the Pandemic.)
- Aversion to Laws that often favor any particular side of the argument (Be they laws that are favored by the left or the right. Laws that are politically indifferent are not always spared from the effect. The effect can be especially strong in cases of laws that're over-restrictive in one way or the other.)
- Rights being used as an excuse to justify a lack of rules (Common events often involve anything related to guns or other weaponry being left unrestricted or not restricted enough or anything involving environmental pollution disasters).
- Entertainment Media with violence (Brought us rating systems for games, TVs, and Movie related media, and contributed to certain controversies. It also contributed to an aversion to profanity in media products as well.)
- Entertainment Medias with relevant politics (This effect contributed to comic books, movies, and even some games that tried to touch relevant issues to be automatically rejected because of getting political. Regardless of any political standing-Outer Force members may have, it's to be reminded that members must still maintain political neutrality, as this affected target has contributed to political divides.)
- Tastes in Music (I.E., Old Vs. new music sort've deals)
- Opinions (The easiest of all the effects targets. A wide range of topics, even non-political ones, are covered.)
- Any that try to be Ethicists (Also an extremely easy target and covers a wide range.)
- Any that try to be realistic about situations (Often leading persons to view the naysayer as either a downer, no imagination, or an ability to hope for the better).
- Taxes (Considered a contributing factor outside of the Revolutionary to why Demoockracy exists.)
- Aversion to Introverts (Common with social races and species).
- Non-Conformity (Covers many ranges)
- Being a conformist.
- The power of Corporations (Especially those involved in traditional fossil fuels, dipping their hands into politics, or cause of doing a social no-no.)
- Liking controversial figures. (Nuff Said).
- Defending controversial/contradicting beliefs (Especially active with things like Capitalism Vs. Communism/Socialism, The Left Vs. the Right, Citizens Vs. The Government, Personal Belief vs. Actual Facts, the infamous Freedom Vs. Safety, whether a piece of media is good or bad, etc, thus this targeted effect is a heavy contributor to political division and may' be implied to be responsible for major historic political events)
- War (Though to be fair, this can be considered beneficial, else wars would just happen on a dime with little to no proper objection.)
- Being Ugly. (The Effect is responsible for beauty products and society being vain as a result, in contribution to the basic instinct in persons to pick those of desirable physiques as inherited from ancestry)
- Being Overweight (Along with aversion to "Fat Shame" and that to attempts to make people be happy with their weight).
- Generally being different.
- Being Old. (Hence the creation of youth emulation beauty products).
- Death (Hence why Immortality or any prospect of living longer or forever is so widely popular despite known consequences to immortality)
OF-369- Like in the Foundation, Outer Force is not immune to having to deal with code-words and letters being cursed. But as suppose to things like a codeword being cursed with death-of-Anominalians or just make them uncontainable, or anything like (00-0000-000000), OF-369 appears to be suffering an anominalian curse that, suffice to say, appears to put an anominalian instantly in heat. In Male Anominalians, testosterone levels began to dramatically increase and quickly become combative with anything another male. In females, they start displaying flirtier behaviors and aim to instantly flirt with any male in' sight. As such, infected Anominalians under the codename have to be sent back to the crust in order to return to normal. As a result, Lifecraft had issued that the codename itself is to be contained via being retired as a useable codename and now treated as it's own Anominalian, and is not permitted to be granted onto any other OF.
OF-370/Anominalian Breeding Ranch- Another obscene asinine attempt by A.R.M. to try and encourage Anominalian Rights by opening a farm ranch. The Farm holds instances of SCPs and some OFs, including docile 173s that give backrubs and hugs when not looked at, an' SCP-999 breeding mill and that for SCP 131s, a field of SCP-504s, the critical tomatoes, along with a held colony of OF-289s, Builder Bears held in a gift shop, A controlled colony of OF-231, even another colony of OF-224, along with various previously undiscovered Anominalians now associated with the rance as "OF-370-As", dinosaurian chickens, static cling-sheep, infinite milk cows, gymnastic horses, bulletproof ducks, trash compacting pigs, even a sentient Emu/Llama duo that're noted to talk about philosophy, politics, and their interpretations of the pursuit of happiness. However, the ranch was in a constant state of filth because the previous owner tried to breed a 999/131 hybrid, the "Ultimate Cuddler", thus creating "OF-370-999'131", a large blob with endless rows of eyes that never blink. Complaints and public backlash to the state of the farm caught Outer Force's and the Foundation's attention, thus a correlation of the two lead to the ranch's capture then subsequent amnestic campaign to reverse public knowledge of it. The Foundation claimed the SCP instances, and Outer Force took prior-OFs. The OFs now attached to the ranch are still on the ranch, which was converted into a Private OF-owned farm and was rendered far cleaner. OF-370-999'131 is an otherwise friendly admerition to two famous friendly SCPs, though it is a very high-maintenance creature to take care of and requires mountainous quantities of candies to keep happy. The now-former owner and farmhand employees in connection to A.R.M. have been arrested by Outer Force and sentenced to life-hold as POIs.
OF-371/The Yellow Sea Object- A stone slab in simular appearance to SCP-093, but is a yellow stone and was found in the Yellow Sea off China. It bares similar abilities as 093, but instead of taking people to a dystopic post-apocalyptic timeline filled with faceless humanoid torsos, it leads to a copy United Universe where a near-simular deity from the 093 lore bestowed the original version of the stone and lead to a technological rise, but instead of being hyper-relijustus, the futuristic societies are hyper-atheist, having acknowledged that the "Deity" is, in fact, a god-level Anominalian and bare a good understanding of Anominalians. The society does, however, have an extreme aversion to villainy, they created Machines resemblant of the Tripods from War of the Worlds that hunt for villains and "Eliminate the Flaws of the Past", the society obsessed with justice and perfection. The Society is currently facing a rebellion problem cause of a resistance group that wants to allow free-will and had managed to make some of the Society's machines realize the irony of the society's approach and have turned on the society. Outer Force has been secretly benufacting this resistance in concern that the Society has near inter-dimensional imperial qualities and the copy universe is at risk of Outer scrutiny, so the society's power needs to be curbed and balanced. It is also like OUU-AUU in that it fused with its AUU Companion, which added to the techno boom it was already having. The Stone itself is held in a method similar to the Red Sea Object.
OF-372/1913 but with Reptiles- A Trio of Anominalian Reptiles that function similarly to SCP-1913 and basically share the same abilities with minor deviations. The trio had been discovered in a discontinued reptile house at the (REDACTED). Fortunately, these entities share the same aversion to sulfur and are held off in the same way apawn capturing and containing the entities The trio are cataloged as such:
- OF-372-1/"Aggitha"- A taxidermied Rattle Snake positioned into a defensive curl who's mouth produces the same inky substance as 1913-1. While the effects of the ink itself are no different, OF-372-1 has the added ability to spray the ink at powerful velocities at the same distance as a sniper rile, thus often doesn't need to be physically seen and touched for its ink to be a problem. It can also leave trails of ink that block out escape routes for victims.
- OF-372-2/"Dina"- The Telly of the trio, but is instead a scale-covered nippleless and genitaless (Likely cause of genital retraction) anthro dinosaurian creature with a human female's body with the head of a JP style Dilophosaurus, which o top of having the same abilities as Telly, can also spit corrosive paralyzing venom. While not sentient, Dina has the behavior patterns of a 3-yeard-old, making it co-operative, but subjective to mindless obedience to OF-372-1 and 3.
- OF-372-3/"Oscar"- A saltwater crocodile with an exposed skull breathing blood-red fire that is even active in-water. Clearly the Freddie of the trio. Though unsentient, Oscar demonstrates extraordinary intelligence coupled with a sadistic behavior of making victims go on to extraordinary pain before ever allowing them to die, sometimes never stopping at all apart from brief 10-second breaks, often just to further aggravate the victim in the end anyway.
OF-373/096 But FAT- Another Subvariment of 096, but appears to have a large extended belly, though still retains the long limbs that manage to handle the extra eight. Thankfully, it doesn't have the same effect as 096, persay. By all means, you can look at the entity's face just fine and nothing happens, however, it does have a sort-of reverse effect, in that if it sees pictures of food on advertisements or even the physical thing itself, then it'll charge in surprisingly fast speeds to get at the nearest shorce of the food starting with the physical food it saw and has the uncanny ability to find where that food came from. Aside from property damage from barging into doors and walls, persons are never harmed, though nonetheless startled, though the creature will get physical and smack away a person attempting to halt its feast of whatever food it saw. It was found in (REDACTED) Nevada where it was in the middle of raiding the entire All-You-Can-Eat Buffet, having already inadvertently frightened patrons. The Recovery Team, after initial difficulty, simply had to wait until the creature finished off the buffet's entire range, then the entity gave a loud satisfied burp that shattered glass, then the entity proceeded to take a nap. Apawn containment, the entity was given it's on always active food fabricator that provides it with every bit of food for it to eat so the entity is kept contained. The entity is given a sightless containment unit so to avoid its attention turned to outside food sources.
OF-374/The Entity That Steals Information About Itself- (Data Lost)
OF-375/Ideas Are Scary- A mouthless creature with fur and feathers whose appearance is dependent on its treatment. If rejected, it could look messy, unkempt, and unappealing, which increases the cognitohazordious effect of only encouraging further rejection, helped less' that the creature's mouthless nature is a logical paradox that boggles the mind (Like how it even eats, though research had shown that it doesn't require sustenance), even inspite that, the creature itself is otherwise harmless and never demonstrated hostile behavior, if-in fact, all it wants is to be accepted, where once so, should the creature be actually accepted inspite of its effects, then the effect begins to wear off and it starts to display peacock-like feathers, along with its fur being less messy. In thanks to Cognitohazord-resistance training, when the creature had purposely arrived on OF grounds (Via a front company) after it had been monitored since it's anomalous birth in a hospital, the creature as welcomed by staff and is held in the facility since. The mere act of giving it acceptance is enough to maintain containment. Keep aware that the creature has a very fragile sense of self-worth, and even something not meant to be offensive is enough to return it to its previous form, so be as nice as possible and please ask assigned Staff about any personal questions instead. (Discovery Probe 713D Footage approved by Lifecraft for viewing.)
OF-376/Cave O'Immortal- A cave found in (REDACTED) that is like SCP-2935, but instead of causing mass death, it causes what the Foundation would call an "End-of-Death" scenario, where after a person enters the cave to an affected parallel reality, where if they go back the way they came, the effect is brought ith them. The effect affects both sentients and unsentients, resulting in indestructible trees, crowded areas, unkillable animals everywhere, and plants growing unrestricted even in winter. To circumvent this coming to the main reality, the cave had to be closed off by Outer Force, and OF-Guards are stationed in OF-Facility-376 to prevent potaintional attempts to get at the cave.
OF-377/Ani-Gravi-Mals- A collection of anti-gravity animals, modern, prehistoric & even some mythicals, that're able to malmitulate their lack of gravity to a personal benefit. The creatures pocess telepathic capabilities and appear to have a hive-mind intelligence, all sharing the same knowledge as eachother. While the creatures are capable to be on the ground, they consider land travel and/or any atypical animal locomotion "Obsolete" to them and choose to remain in their anti-gravity state. In this Anti-Gravity state, the creatures prefer to rotate in an X-Axis Rotation while curled up, both in a forward or backwords motivation, while when stationary, they just float about and have their eyes closed, as if a form of meditative rest. The creatures pocess a heavily enlighten state and thus speak in philosophical riddles that often give interviewers something to second guess themselves with. These creatures were discovered during a routine check-up on Miracle Monk to discover the creatures just having a chat with him. The creatures had co-operated with containment in hearing about Outer Force's "Peacekeeping of Inrealm and Outrealm" and had desired to be amongst them. The Creatures have been given a large empty room to allow the creature's free-roam abilities. The creatures are all female, but when interviewed, they said their enlightenment "Made them above physical needs", thus neither are they capable of reproduction nor is food and water necessary, as the creatures informed that they filter-feed on cosmic energy. List of the Animal Individuals:
- Unicorn
- Dragoness (reminiscent of Dragon Realmian Dragons.)
- Pegasus
- Horse-Form Kelpie
- Coelophysis
- Gallmimus
- JP-Eqsed Velociraptor
- Troodon
- An Allosaurus
- Parasaurolophus
- Pteranodon
- Quetzalcoatlus
- Terror Bird
- Horse
- Slender Dog Breeds with long snouts
- A Vixen
- Gazelle
- Antelope
- Gemsbok
- Impala
- Gerenuk
- Okapi
- Giraffe
- Zebra
- Camel
- Doe
- Moose
- Elk
- Lioness
- Cheetah
- Mountain Lion
- Flamingo
- Crane
- Ostrich
- Heron
- A Mantis
- Seahorse
- Leafy Sea Dragon
OF-378/The Reference-Hating Entity- (Data Corrupted)
- Addendum: Let it be known that this entity does NOT like to be referenced. This is the only thing this entity will allow. Any further will lead to data corruption and loss of thought.
OF-379/Mother Punisher- A twin sister of Mother Reviver and like her is a Mantidoid. Her powers however are radically different. Dressed in judge robes and carrying a staff sized gravel hammer, the entity is a judge, jury, and executioner of any and all persons who had commited crimes against Anominalians, which includes "Causing their death without pardonable excuse", along with cases of mistreatment, abuse, and any case of not treating anominalians with respect. Technically the entity was first encountered by the Foundation as they had finally cornered the surviving GOC Leader in one of the ruins of the group and were about to arrest him, but then, the entity appeared inbetween two groups, captured the GOC Leader, and the room suddenly turned into an anomalous courtroom with many SCPs and OFs watching the unfolding trail, even a jury made of the GOC's implied victims, including a woman that can make things disappear. Apawn over-whelming evidence of the GOC's "Crimes against Anominalians", the GOC Leader was sentenced to execution by the leader's most direct victims, which included the woman. After the other Jury members had (REDACTED), the woman made the broken shell of a dying man, vanish into nothing is. Officially, the GOC had been truly eradicated. However, Mother Punisher has now turned her sights onto the Foundation for their "Own Crimes" against Anominalians and their rather netourious habits with them. Punisher did considerable damage before the entity had to retreat when it sensed SCP Team was coming, knowing well of Outer Force's power. The Foundation has since begun to lighten up to Lifecraft's beliefs and, albeit slowly, began to change their ways. Containment of Mother Punisher is underway, where the GOC Victims have already been taken under Foundation custody. List of Punished Foundation Staff Members:
- Dr. Danials- Was put on trial for wanting the death of 096. Sentenced to death by being given a mental image of 096, highly triggering 096 into a rampage.
- Dr. Clef- Was put on trial for proven hatred for reality benders. Punished by being made to hear Lilith's unaltered voice, resulting in the creation of a Spider-Head beast, then "Wished" away by a coma-revived Witch Child.
- Dr. Bright- Was put on trial for his netouriously crazy behavior. Due to the nature of the Immortality Meddailain, Bright's current body is instead sentenced to never experience death again.
- The 05- Each O5 member was being held on trial for being "Enablers" of Anominalian Abuse. The sentence was interrupted by the time SCP Team was arriving at the foundation's location.
OF-380/Brothers- A trio of male entities that appear no different from SCP-1765, (Gender Aside alchourse). They are noted to wear the same uniforms as the sisters. The trio-are a group of boys of different ages, the tall one in his early twenties, the middle one around the 16 age range, and the youngest looking between 12 and 13. The middle one, "OF-380-1", appears to act as a sort've leader like with the tall and short one being his subordinates, respectively called "OF-380 2" and "OF-380-3" and bare reality-bending powers. Like with the sisters, the brothers came to do research on OF-Staff, but also like the sisters, their experiments involve exposure to dangerious OFs and even SCPs. SCP Team was utilized, and Agent-1000 was able to convince them to turn themselves in peacefully in return for having R-Class test subjects and for their containment to basically be like an OF-Staff office with their own computers. Thankfully, the brothers are obedient o Outer Force regulations and are compliant to being sublimated R-Class instead of OF-Staff members.
OF-381/The Pyrohazord Guy- Another Subvariment of 096, but this one bares actual sentence and the ability to speak. Alas, it has a psychotic obsession with fire and "Burning things with it", being responsible for a heavy number of arsons, even being implied to be the true cause of the burning of the Library of Alexandria, and even being potaintionally responsible for the burning of (REDACTED) in France. The entity is sociopathic with a rude and sadistic sense of humor (With the voice of Abridged Imperfect Cell to boot), often making light of what it does. While it lacks 096's abilities save for regeneration or that of the other subvariants, the entity's compensated with a mastery of pyrotechnics and had adorned itself with pyro weaponry, including flamethrowers (ESPECIALLY) and a countless collection of matches, lighters, and incinerary grenades. The entity also seems to have a fascinated with the "Stubbs the Zombie" version of the Mr. Sandman song and carries an old model boombox that plays the song in' loop. SCP Team is in the process of containing OF-381.
OF-382/The Mad Lib Entity- OF-382 is an ________ that can alter files to resemble Mad Lib Activity sheets. It is often at random select words related to ________ details of a direct nature to it. The purpose or overall point is mostly unclear, though it's assumed the entity is ________ of mad libs. As such, it may be noticed that the file has been mildly ________ by the entity's power. It was originally gonna be ________ but Mr. Lifecraft deemed it a prudent ________ experience to best demonstrate an example of what the entity can do. Missing Words Catalog:
1. Entity
2. Direct
3. Passionate
4. Affected
5. Expunged
6. Learning
OF-383/Regen PB&J- A regenerative Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. It is noted to bare creamy and chunky peanut butter along with grape and strawberry jelly, and is a triple-decker, with white bread at the bottom, light-wheat in the middle, and full wheat bread at the top. When the sandwich is cut in any way, even if so much as removing the crusts or cutting it a certain way, the sandwich will regenerate. Even from down to stains of jelly and peanut butter, the sandwich will return to full form, as it is intentionally messily made in nature to ensure this. Be cautious that it's regenerative abilities are active even when consumed, and thus would still do so even in the stomach. An unwise T-Class learned that the hard way and had to be given a surgery by OF-248 to safely remove the sandwich before the stomach complicates get too serious. As such, the Regen Sandwich is not allowed to be consumed and is reserved for tests with R-Class only.
OF-384/Dentist Crabs- A selection of various different individual species of crabs that appear to have a grasp on dentistry in a sapient level and are able to perform dentist operations on persons or creatures with oral problems. They pocess a unique understanding of dentistry knowledge and proven capable of utilizing tools. The crabs were discovered in a sea-coast dentist office and were discovered to be the secret of a dentist that didn't know his molar from a wisdom tooth had been using the crabs for "his" patients. The dentist had been detained as a P.O.I. and the crabs contained, with an implanted cover story of the dentist being arrested for malpractice so to encourage a replacement without incident. The Crabs have been partnered with OF-248 and handle any cases involved in dentistry, which the OF-Council approved of in viewing this as a means to save on dentistry costs.
OF-385/Duck Season The Game- OF-385 is an obvious copyright unfriendly off-brand of Duck Hunt called "Duck Season" where the game mainly features what looks like a person in a cartoonish dog costume, that is associated with various tapes that bare a commercial, introduction video, and various affected objects that lead to mysterious pocket dimensions. A multitude of things can occur, but if a certain trigger occurs, it will lead to a manifestation of the costumed dog to seek to terminate any persons in the vicinity of the game. The cartage and various affected objects have been contained since. This game is not to be played for any reason.
OF-386/Killer Beats Jukebox- OF-386 is a jukebox with infinite access to songs, even of music that was made after records had been eased away in favor of superior tech. From modern to even music from way before a Jukebox was even an idea. However, there is a danger with this jukebox. Playing one's music of choice will summon a manifestation based on the appearance of the artist and/or singer of the song, and would often kill in rhythm and beat of the music in question, and would go on an unstoppable rampage for the duration for the song's run time. After such, the manifestation will vanish as the song fades. The Jukebox has been placed in an extra restricted area and is not to be activated for ANY reason. Note: Of any of the songs, Andrew W.K's "Get Ready to Die" is the most dangerious song as not only it summons the manifestation of the song's maker, but it also causes a containment breach and temporarily turns all Entities, even safe ones, extremely hostile for the duration of the song. It was actually initially discovered by the Foundation, and they learned this the hard way with ONE, MERE, TEST, as the D-Class they used turned out to be an Andrew W.K. fan. Thankfully, a timelord friend of Lifecraft was generous enough to reverse the effects of the Jukebox back to before the event became active. The Foundation was more than willing to give the Jukebox to Outer Force without Lifecraft even having to ask, insisting that "Outer Force is more, appropriately suited for this anomalous jukebox", with an understandable condition that "Get Ready to Die" is NEVER to be played.
OF-387/Energy Hogs- Energy Hogs are a specific type of energy thieves that resemble pig beings that basically waste or consume energy. The entities are commonly responsible for outages and raising of electric bills, along with far more environmental concerns. They exist in two subtypes, the common ones resemble Greaser gangster type of individuals and even have the stereotypical companied accents. The rarer but numerous subtypes include the "Commando Pigs", which can accompany the common instance on special occasions. They have the power to travel inside the electrical grid and hide in homes without proper installations or means to restrict electrical abuse. Assigned agents have been asked to get jobs in various electric companies to be able to contain the entities when they are discovered on the spot, and once so are held in similar conditions of holding OF-81. As a result, Outer Force has to adopt energy-efficient tec to prevent mishaps from the Hogs themselves during containment. (Document Logs of the Energy Hogs Approved by OF-Council)
OF-388/The Last Beautiful Thing You'll See- OF-388 is a female entity with a reptilian humanoid body with an albeit well-made leaf-swimsuit bikini with a slender build, the head-and-neck of a crane but the beak of a hummingbird. Its beauty is a cognitohazord in that it entrances males (And Lesbian Females) and makes them approach the creature in a love daze. This allows the creature to grab the person in question, open the person's mouth to put its beak into them, and began the process of DNA absorption as the person turns into liquid DNA and is swallowed down to the final drop. The absorbed DNA then gets converted into its own, making it even more beautiful. The creature is adept at climbing, has a retractable wing-membrane to enable flight, demonstrates heavy expert abilities in athletic prowess and acrobatic/gymnastic abilities, capable of running faster than a NASCAR vehicle, and uses echolocation to locate anymore persons and siren-singing to lure the person to them. It had to be up to SCP-Team's own Agent-682, being a straight-female, to solely capture the entity in not being effectable to the cognitohazord ability. The creature is held in an anti-sight containment unit and is guarded by straight female guards. Males or Lesbian members are to stay clear of the area as much as possible. The creature has also been made to wear a jumpsuit to reduce it's cognitohazord effect (And that the Ethics Department found leaving her to her leaf-based Bikini to be indecent). Possibility of it being connected or being a subvariant of the reptilians of OF-356 is still being researched.
OF-389/Perversion Slaying 953- A sister instance of SCP-953 that shares similar abilities, but is generally a more polite, honorable, and more mentally stable instance then SCP-953. She does however bares an aggressive disdain to anything that she considers "A Perversion". (Note: And we don't just mean SEXUAL perversions, people.). Outside of the obvious and crude "Sexual Perversions" like those that commited sexual taboos, (like Beastiality or necrophilia), OF-389 also demonstrates an aggressive hatred for the likes of mutants, the undead, organic-conversions to machines, mortal/deity/demon hybrids, individuals that commit unforgivable atrocious actions and potaintionally for petty/irredeemable reasons, any who are "Tainted by the sight of Xzars" (I.E. those with PTXRSD or Xzar based ailments), any' who "Harms the Youth", those with extremely bad mental illness issues, and any and all Devient and Defect Outers. if OF-389 senses being within such perversions, she'll immediately attack the implied perversion and proceed to gore and devour to pieces, regardless of the nature of the target in question, and eat any and all traces of them. The creature had insisted that "(It) Does this to purify the Inrealms of Imperfections", implying a well-intentioned but self-zealous intent to be a cleanser of perversions. The creature pocesses enhanced athletic prowess, espeically in Kitsuno form, and bares abilities to always track down, stalk and seek out any perceived perversion. The creature was contained by SCP Team after it broke into a jail and got into the death row cells to consume (REDACTED) Death Row Inmates. Fortunately, OF-389 can be conditioned to want to consider it's containment area "It's Home" and it can be taught to control its hatred for perversions. (Be informed that this is a work in progress, so any that have or are any of the described things this OF hates are to see Administrations Office about moving away from OF-389's current area.)
OF-390/Herobrine- The infamous Minecraft Entity of legend itself. Contained via OF-Created Minecraft Patches that restricted the entity's ability to haunt players. Every new owner of Minecraft is to be immediately granted such a patch.
OF-391/The Text Adversioning Entity (CORRUPTED TEXT).
OF-392/Flumpty- A Humpty-Dumpty-eqsed egg-man that has been noted for kidnapping random victims and make them go through a game of survival in a style reminiscent of FNAF, staying in an unknown location in a dark parody manner to the game. If persons survive the night, they are let go and are erased of memory of the event. Getting jumpscare'd will-result in a due end. SCP Team was able to contain both Flumpty pocessed buildings and captured the egg and coinciding entities within the very buildings. Possibility of Flumpty and associated entities being more dangerious variants of Prankster Fake SCPs is being considered and researched.
OF-393/Instant-Dino-Friend! Just Add Eggs!- OF-393 instances are packets with depictions of a cartoony happy dinosaur with a text bubble that reads "Instant-Dino-Friend! Just Add Eggs" with the packets themselves filled with white powder similar in density as sand or flour, that when given the yolk of eggs of a person's choosing, would instantly turn into a dinosaur egg of the person's particular favorite species, and immediately start to hatch within a 10 second period of manifesting. The Dino in question would demonstrate extreme intelligence, extreme friendliness to its creator-and-that of associated persons of creator long as interactions are positive, would often resemble a person's ideal image of what a dinosaur looks like (Often based on Jurassic Park physiology), and inspite of being introduced into life would have ready knowledge of games and all forms of activities dependent on the creator. Regardless of the species, the dino would always be about the same size as an average human and would share a life-link with their creator. The Dino in question would always be very adept at their creator's interests and thus their abilities are based on the creator's abilities. The products are contained each day due to the risk of undesirables abusing the existence of the packets. Any already active instance of Dino-Friends and life-linked creators are to be contained and detain for both their protection and interests of research. Specific creator unknown, though both Wondertainment and Dr. Childhood are both prime suspects given their extravagant natures, though-given the lack of their logos, it can just as much be assumed to be the work of a similar entity yet to be known to both the Foundation and Outer Force.
OF-394/The Entity of Procrastination- OF-394 is- (File incomplete).
- Addendum: The writer of the file for this entity is incapable to add further detail due to the entity's ability to cause extreme laziness. The affected writer is still being treated for this effect.
OF-395/Crude-Humored Self-playing Instruments- A vast and complete collection of Earth Instruments from around the world that are able to play themselves and in a well-orchestrated manner. The instruments, however, seem to have a very crude sense of humor as they often follow persons that first see them and repeatedly play background music whenever they do a specific thing, or depending on things like their weight, the tuba is most active, or when an embarrassing or humorous moment occurs, the appropriate instrument plays, I.E. a trombone going "Wah Wah Waaaaah", even down to a drumset playing a rimshot after a joke was heard. The instruments were discovered harassing various music lovers at a music convention in (REDACTED) and took a while for all of the collection to be contained. It's implied these instruments have been given a Mischiver Curse. The instruments are to be kept in their anti-sight chamber at all times due to reports of harassment on staff by OF-395.
OF-396/The Inrealmer Research Laboratory Conglomerate- An Outrealm Group from the (REDACTED) that has come to research inrealmers as a whole and has an expansive library of all known inrealm denizens, sentient or not, and even inrealm items. They placed different inrealmer individuals and groups under the same classification system as the Foundation and Outer Force, both groups even being given their own classifications, and have also contained inrealmers of interests, named as "IN-Rs", for purposes of research and study. The IRL Conglomerate is responsible for various disappearances that occurred and went unresolved for years, even being implied for the infamous Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, and hold a record of every form of knowledge inrealmers have made and lost over the years for the purpose of research. Undercover operatives have shown that the Conglomerate has held and contained various Foundation and Outer Force rival group-members, even surviving members of GOC and BGA members that went missing in the "Wardrobe Rampage" event. The Conglomerate also has a storage room filled with many various Inrealmer Items, from lost famous treasures to weapons of Inrealmer Destruction. Conglomerate staff often consist of "Popular" SCPs and common OFs. The Group Exists in a Sub-Pocket Dimension accessible via an uncharted uninhabitable world. This un-named world has been cut off from the rest of the United Universe (And the Multiverse) by Outer Force to make sure this conglomerate doesn't end up containing the one Inrealmer that would end up being made an overpowered danger to everything cause of discovering their secrets. Any worlds of simular caliber in other dimensions are to be treated the same way with aid from Realm-Jumper groups. Staff Catalog:
- OF-396-1/Sister Researcher- Another Sister of Mother Reviver and one driven by science, showing that she wears an elegant labcoat. Like Reviver, she's a mantidnoid with bug wings resembling angel wings. Her powers are in manipulating tecknowagey to the conglomerate's benefit and ensures that containment breaches are impossible.
- OF-396-2/Smart Guy- Another subvariant of 096 but actually incredibly intelligent and without 096's ability. He is instead the litteral definition of mass intelligence as his brain is so big that he has to move with telepathy alone due to the weight the brain gained. The lab coat and dress clothes are to scale of the lanky body. He is the head researcher of Conglomerate.
- OF-396-3/General Mastrong- A Duratile resembling an Allosaurus that bares the same powers as 682 and Vasco and is the leader of the Conglomerate's forces, consisting of Duratile Raptors, 173s, simular entities to OFs 191 and 259, among others. He is firm and aggressive, and should any possible breach occurs, he'll correct it before it starts. He's also responsible for sending out containment missions for any Inrealmer "Interesting" or "Concerning" enough for capture.
- OF-396-4/Another Fixer Anomaly- The Conglomerate's own Fixer Anomaly in charge of fixing damages caused by tests or rare breaches. Relations with the OF's are being debated.
- OF-396-5/Research Keeper- An entity similar to (O-OO-OOOO-O) that keeps research knowledge of the conglomerate safe within a subsidiary pocket dimension within the pocket dimension.
- OF-396-6/The Hierarchy Burocrates- An administration Council of the Conglomerate that is basically their equivalent to the 05 and the OF-Councils.
- OF-396-7/Dr. E. Centric- Basically their equivalent to Dr. Bright and is just as crazy and ludicrous as he is. He even has his own dedicated "Not allowed to do" list.
OF-397/Regeneration-Eating Elk- An Elk that was capable of consuming regeneration in any creature. In the time prior to OF-296 containment, this OF was admired by the Foundation and had negotiated with the OF about transferring it to their care for another termination attempt of 682. However, by OF-296's containment, just when the negotiation was being met, OF-296 vomited a specialized substance that permanently paralyzed the Elk in "Deeming it a danger to all Regenerators", exposing it as a known Predator in the Duratile Realm and that it's kind-have been petrified to technical extinction to protect all such regenerators. Thus, along with the exposure of 682's true original exposure, negotiations have been disconsidered. The petrified Elk has been held in the OF-Morgue as per OF-296's request in believing that "Reviver has no bias for even a danger to regenerators such as the Elk", and it is strictly forbidden to ever move the elk out of the OF-Morgue unless if an emergency.
OF-398/With Many Voices But Pink- Another SCP-939/OF-235 Subvariment, but all instances are female, capable of bipedal stances, slender feminate bodies and body structure resembling hourglass figures, and voice mimicry limited to female voices, along with a pheromone aura that affects males into (REDACTED) with it, of which the "Mating Process" is actually a complicated feeding habit where the creature sucks the person of their stomach and reproductive contents, then leaves them a starved, neutered, slowly dying husk, which would immediately be mercy killed by the creature with a chomp to the neck. This occurs with males, however, as females are given a simple prolonged kiss, which turns the affected female into another OF-398. The creatures are very fast, agile, and incredibly nimble in both pursuits and evasion. When the Blue Tribe in OF Custody was asked about the Pink Ones, they spoke legends about "The Pinkubus" often being the effected byproduct of Love Parasites or were exposed to Love Gas, which either way is a good enough reason to keep both Blues and Reds away from Love Parasites and the Love Gas. A contained click of OF-398s is held for study purposes and monitoring. Discovered wild instances from then on are to face extermination, often with an all too willing OF-389 due to proven experience with the instances and a clear disfondness to their "perverted" eating habits, and/or occasionally using requested help from Blues. The slained instances are to then either be allowed to be consumed by OF-389 or given an anti-resurrection ritual that cancels out OF-199's ability to revive the entities or if without both OFs, are to be taken quickly to either OF-Morgue or fed to OF-389.
OF-399/Siren Eel- OF-399 is an eel with the body of a very long sea krait and the wings of an Albatross with a beautiful but hypnotic voice that affects children. The eel was known to lure children of a local village in the seacoast of (REDACTED) Europe and has been known for taking children into an immortality-and-enturnal-youth-inducing pocket dimension where the children become merfolk and live in a water realm of enturnal happiness filled with friendly sea creatures and are fed only the children's most favorite foods. The Eel was finally contained after it attempted to obtain the latest round of village children by an on-site Sea venture recovery team. The creature, discovered to be female, is the only creature capable to access the pocket dimension, though out of worrying for the safety of already captured children, it refuses to allow Outer Force access out of well-intentioned protective instinct. Negotiations with the creature are on-going.

400-499

OF-400/The Specimen Searchers- The Aliens that were seen from the Scooby-Doo series in the second set from the era of Scrappy-Doo. The Duo came to decide to come to Outer Force in wanting to research OFs and SCPs instead.
OF-401/Sylvester- Another "Real Monster" of the Scooby-Doo series. Quite simply he turned out to be a protégé of Dracula himself and had been known to feed on victims that stay over for the night. Contained when he tried the same with OF Agents.
OF-402/Cat Man- Another "Real Monster" and a man with cat-features who was known to try and feed folks into his cat. Apawn his defeat by the trio of the second series, He was consumed by the cat and was subsequently neutralized. His cat was adopted by OF-299 as a resulted apawn the cat's capture and was made immortal by the cat in deeming it a favorite, and that Outer Force has requested this so as to keep the Cat Man leftovers contained as well.
OF-403/Atypical Mummy- Another "Real Monster" and a Mummy found in an undisclosed pyramid in Egypt. A tome venturing recovery team was able to capture the entity, imprisoned it back to it's resting place & quarantined the pyramid.
OF-404/A Caveman- A Caveman and his daughter that was found on a remote tropical island that would typically react to outsiders with territorial aggression unless a person did something that earns you it's trust. The Island has been quarantined and removed from official maps.
OF-405/Invisible Ghosts- An unknown number of poltergeists from the Second Series of the Scrabby Doo era that-were discovered in a town and have been noted to cause mayhem. An OF Ghost Catcher team had dispatched and contained the ghosts.
OF-406/Nazrat- A sort've anti-Tarzan that is hostile with outsiders and has been known to seek animals on them. Nazart's territory has been quarantined by OF staff for public safety.
OF-407/Swamp Witch and Globby- A Swamp Witch and a ghostly goblin-like stooge that as atypical to the name, reside in a swamp. They have been contained following the episode's completion.
OF-408/Wax Master- A Large-headed Dracula dressed madman that was known to turn people into Wax Dummies for a collection. Possible Connection to the Wax Figures is being investigated, though the level of his involvement is unclear.
OF-409/Plague Nurse- An entity of the same type as SCP-049, but female and prefers to be referred to as "Plague Nurse", noting to being critical to the Foundation's and Outer Force's name-codes as "A Silly Numbers Game". She even considers being granted the same numbers as her brother, albeit in a different order, to be "A Frustrating Reminder". She claims to say that 049's abilities are actually based on a curse that is making him delusional about his claimed "Pestilence" and that she wants to help him, but due to concerns of surviving the Church of Machinists, an off-brand group to a certain adversary of the Foundation involved with Mekane, it's implied the Church and the leader (REDACTED), are responsible of leading her astray and made her believe that their god can help her. The Plague Nurse has been made a high priority containment capture on grounds of her being in danger of being a useful tool to a dark purpose, which is always to be suspected to involve Mekane in some way. As such, SCP Team, Outer Force's prime elites, have exclusive assignment to contain Plague Nurse. After the rescue of the Pines family, Plague Nurse was pacified and turned into a medical member of SCPTeam.
OF-410/Lava Monster from the South Seas- A worshipped Deity from an undisclosed island. The island of its rule has been quarantined by Outer Force.
OF-411/Monster Munch Realm- A very unusual pocket dimension where it houses goofy and unusual monsters that feast on the obscure British snack product "Monster Munch", which were basically chips of unconventional tastes. The research team assigned to document the dimension had made a documentary from the realm lead by the on-field researcher (REDACTED). Keep aware that the footage was made with older Documentation Drones, so quality is not of high standards. (Documentary MUNCHIES approved for viewing by OF-Council)
OF-412/Alaskan Monster- A large walrus-toothed prehistoric dinosaur of currently unknown species. It's frozen prison has been turned into an on-site OF-Facility to prevent another possible return of the creature, espeically during the time of Climate Change.
OF-413/Swamp Monster- A crocodilian-looking entity found in another swamp. Contained and restricted in bio-containment habitat. Possible relation to Swamp Witch being investigated.
OF-414/Moonlight Castle- An ancestral castle that has abit of a connection with Werewolves. The palace has come to be quarantined by Outer Force.
OF-415/Badcarl's Cavern- A cavernous cave system that houses sentient stalagmites and giant bats. The area had been quarantined by Outer Force.
OF-416/Phantom of the Sewers- A sort-of inworld parody of the Phantom of the Opera, but resides in the sewers. The Entity had been contained and held in Outer Force HQ.
OF-417/Robot Ranch- A wild west reenactment park where people and animals are represented by robots. The Park's owner, "The Robot Master", was a crazed former Magidson scientist and was arrested apawn the ranch's capture. The area has been quarantined and censored from the public mind.
OF-418/The Cloning Galactic Conqueror- An Alien Conqueror that has originally congured galaxies and planets via the usage of clones. The OF-400 twins had warned about the alien and told him that his science was based on Anominalian influence. Thus, Insider Members of the Galactic Federation that also worked for Outer Force had ensured that the warlord was captured and arrested, and was granted to Outer Force custody along with his clone instances of native planets he congured.
OF-419/Dragon of Moo goo gai pan- A Dragon Statue that was animated by stating the words "Moo-goo-gai-pan". The Dragon was pacified by the time it was contained by Outer Force.
OF-420 (OF-219's requested spot)/Weed Tree- A tree that produces a countless amount of Marijuana Plants. The plants growing on the tree, however, doesn't function like the traditional plant. In absence of its traditional effects, the plants instead grant hyper-intelligence to any that smoke the plants, but only within the same period as to be being high on normal weeds. Regardless of temporary effects, this tree could both help society or become useful to Outer Force's adversary groups or other threats, thus the tree is contained in the OF-Greenhouse. OF-219's actual relations with the tree as a possible side-effect of misuse is still being researched, though it still raises questions about risk-factors this tree can pocess.
OF-421/Instant Monster Ray- A device created by a rogue movie director that allowed him to instantly create any monster he please, which included A Gargoyle, A Variant of Medusa, A Creature of the Black Lagoon Homage, An Octopus with an un-natural mouth, And an SCP-1000 instance. Its activation requirement is that it has to turn Teens into monsters. The rogue director was another rogue member of Magidson Robotics that had a previously un-authorized invention he used for personal interests. The director was captured and contained and the device captured and dismantled.
OF-422/The Entity That is Very Easy to Forget (Data Incomplete)
~~OF-423/The Self-Censoring Man (Data is self-censored by anominalian means)~~
OF-424/Count Zarko- A very unusual vampire that appears to be a Wild West enthusiast. When Slyvester was asked about him apawn his containment, Sylvester had quoted "Please don't ask me about that weirdo. AND DON'T LET HIM KNOW I'M HERE EITHER?!". It implies that Zarko has an unpopular stance in the Vampire Community.
OF-425/Kitkatavore Bugabooians- A trio of bugabooians that appear to have a taste for KitKat Bars. Two reside in the closet while one was found under the bed. They consist of a horned hair-covered three-eyed large-faced humanoid, a vulture-eqsed avianman, and a tentacled reptilian. The creatures were discovered by a Discovery Probe that accidentally found itself in a little girl's room where the first encounter occurred, along with that it got banged up in the process, so the quality got affected as well. Both the little girl's family and the trio were contained, the family made P.O.I.s and the creatures held in a containment area made to look resemblant to the girl's room so the creatures are comforted in, and are given a fabricator that produces KitKat bars. Cause of the creature's surprisingly friendly nature, even down to politely asking for a piece of KitKats, they are allowed interactions with the little girl and are sometimes brought to the OF-Playroom on special occasions with children of OF-Staff. (Discovery Footage approved for Viewing by OF-Council, Apologies for footage quality as the time of discovery was by an older probe series.)
OF-426/Thailand Pests- A Thailand Subvariment of the Stranger Danger Pets, albeit they look more like Asians dressed in ridiculous and appearingly low budget costumes. The human appearance, however, is actually a memetic disguise as they are actually giant insectiods as well. They appear to be from the Infestaverse as well and potaintionally had arrived at the Main United Universe in different ways. Common instances include Musquitos, Cockroaches, Ants, and Termites. Inspite of demonstrating sentient behavior, even the capability to speak Thailand's native language and thorough understanding of factoids relating to normal insects, they still behave like actual insects and lack qualms in threatening humans with infections of common Thailand diseases (Like Dengue Fever), much less Diarrhea and Allergens or inconvenience them in every way. Luckily, they're weak to pesticides, espeically Chaindrite, the Thailand equivalent to Raid, and are noted to demonstrate cocky and overconfident behavior whilst also sometimes acting idiotic. The Thailand people appear to have gotten used to these entities and have no problem combating them. OF forces are then permitted to collect the neutralized entities for OF-Morgue storage so as to prevent OF-199 reviving them. (First Discovery and Research footage approved for viewing by Mr. Lifecraft.)
OF-427/Consumer Bot Prototype- A robot of Magidson Robotics origin that is noted for enjoyment for fast foods. However, it was flawed in lacking a mouth and thus lived a miserable existence. The Robot was confiscated from Magidson during a raid over an unrelated incident of stopping them selling another weapon to the Machinists. The robot had been since redesigned with a mouth and a stomach system so as to finally enjoy fast food. The purpose of the machine is still being figured out, but it is assumed it was meant to be a method of replacing organic consumers to allow fast-food corporations to still make money in times of boycotts and/or other personal hardships, or just as much meant to be a method to test the effectiveness of fast food appeal to would-be consumers via given food ideas to the robots. It has been advised to keep it away from the Infinite Happy Meal Box though, cause then it would never let it go and never stop eating from it. (Confiscated Magidson Test Footage Approved for Viewing by Mr. Lifecraft)
OF-428/Astronomically Strong Spider- An otherwise unremarkable-looking spider (Assumingly of the House Spider species or similar), that is able to lift things or persons many times its size, as demonstrated in its discovery footage. This spider was surprisingly difficult to capture and contain. Even SCP-Team was given quite the fight in containing it. Spider is to be given a house-based containment unit enclosure and given a steady supply of common house flies and other known household insect pests. (Discovery Footage SPIDERCLESE approved for viewing by OF Council)
OF-429/Car-Predation Spider- A Car-sized Spider (Reminiscent to assumingly a member of the same family as the Black Widow) is a creature that appears to prefer to prey on cars and demonstrates an ability to turn itself into an Audi RS4, likely as a method to hunt for other vehicles. Commonly it can sit motionless in car form in parking lots, city/neighborhood blocks, any place that allows parking and would go unnoticed by humans, at least beyond viewing it as a normal car. Once it is sure it is completely alone, it would steal a chosen prey car, hold it onto it's back, and scurry off with surprisingly great speeds even with the care in tow! It would then return to its lair to trap the car into a web to eat and consume. This Spider holds a record-breaking track record of causing the disappearance of many cars and other autos and has been considered an insurance nightmare cause of its act of car theft. The creature was finally captured after a discovery probe accidentally wandered into its lair by chance and caused a stir to the creature. The Creature has a preference for dark places, so its containment site is held in a sub-basement within an OF-base and is weekly fed old junkyard or unsold cars. Be cautious that though the creature prefers a diet for automobiles, it doesn't mean it doesn't have a taste for meat if granted the opportunity. (Discovery Probe NOPENOPENOPEXXX Approved for Viewing by Mr. Lifecraft, not recommended for arachnophobes though.)
OF-430/Tricky- (CLASSIFIED INFORMATION)
OF-431/Anominalian Fish List- An extensive list that covers various anominalian fishes. (Documentation list)
- The Filet-O-Fish Effect- An Anominalian Effect Associated with litterally your atypical "Singing Fish" object that sings about wanting the specific McDonalds' meal, which seems to summon a yellow submarine that produces a man with a number of the sandwiches when taken out to sea.
- Man-Stealer Fish- A Fish of an unspecific species that is able to make males of any species suddenly want to romance it via its cognitohazord ability whenever a female partner isn't present.
- Soccer Tank- A Fish Tank with long-tail fishes of various colors and two crayfish that are able to play soccer in a specialized tank when given a small enough object.
- Litteral Dogfish- A Canine Creature that's a cross between a Jack Russel Terrier and a fish. Both it and its owner contained.
- ~~Phone-Call Fish- A Goldfish that seemed capable of making contact that-~~ (This Object has been removed from the record cause it turned out to be a false discovery.)
- Novelle Fish- A Pet fish of yet determined species that appears to demonstrate uncharacteristic intelligence (For a fish) and seems to enjoy Novelle Drinking Water, a common brand from Finland.
- The "Roaring Waters" Fish- A large person-sized fish that is able to be on land and appears accompanied by a chihuahua in scuba-gear. It often manifests out of nowhere whenever people suffer an anomalous form of dehydration that causes them to litterally flop like a fish, of which the fish cures by using it's anominalian-effected Capri-Sun "Roaring Waters" Pouch by squirting it on them, then the person(s) that were under the effect return to normal. Apawn containment, the fish is utilized whenever persons suffer the effect, whilst given a steady supply of the specific Capri Sun.
- Smell Sensitive Fish- A seemingly dead fish that appears capable to come back to life at the smelling of odors, which it-immediately gains sentience and asks for Glade Plug-In, even having been known to sing it's commercial-jingle. Once satisfied, the fish returns to it's "Dead" state. As such, the fish is held in a specialized containment unit filled with nothing but the Plug-In products to keep it smelling clean. The Plug-Ins are to be changed daily.
- Barking Fish- A Goldfish that protects itself from predators by making sounds that scares them. Since Cats are a common adversary, it barks like a dog most of the time.
OF-432/Oakwood- A Camping Ground infested with Jurassic Park-Looking Predatory Dinosaurs, primarily Raptors, Dilopasauruses, and a T-Rex. The area has been quarantined and contained. Other than assumptions that the dinosaurs may have been made with stolen Ingen Blueprints, the reason why these dinos exist now is unknown, but they appear smarter than convention as the Dinosaurs may be collaborating together and had been baiting prey into coming into the camp via invitations from assumed friends. (Found Footage)
OF-433/The Maize Corn People Area- A corn farm that was actually a front for a defuncted secret facility of unknown origin that created various types of corn people, mute living scarecrows, and a Russian-accented sarcastic teddy bear with a backpack with a mechanical device extended from it and a rather mean-spirited attitude, along with an insistence of calling everything "Stupid". The attempted exidus had failed' however, though OF-199 immediately revived the entire area and present entities, just in time for Outer Force to quarantine and contained the entities, including the Scarecrow the unwitting eye into everything witnessed. The Persons behind these entities are still being investigated and searched for. (Spy Footage)
OF-434/The Truth from Quadrant- (CLASSIFIED INFORMATION)
OF-435/Spooky's House of Jumpscares- A House filled with hostie jumpscaring monsters and entities ruled by the namesake ghost, "Spooky". The Building has been quarantined and it's location obscured from public knowledge.
OF-436/Extremely Critical Watermelons- Basically a watermelon equivalent to the critical tomatoes, but instead of being triggered by bad jokes, the fruits react more to political beliefs, though it's not limited to the obvious Republican Vs. Democrat beliefs. This said, the melons don't have a personal political bias, and would fling themselves to any person with radical enough beliefs, I.E. if they're extreme right or extreme left. They do the same to extreme advocates of capitalism, communism, socialism, eviomentalisum, and many other topics. The melons are not limited to the politics of these United Universes, as when tested with political beliefs involving the AUU's USRA Vs. UIS politics, the watermelons reacted no differently to the debates. Depending on the nature of the belief, if extreme enough, being hit by one of the watermelons can be pretty dangerious. As such, tests are restricted to have R-Class be pre-programmed with specific political beliefs programs and are specialized to withstand the melons. Expressing your personal beliefs, even if minor or centralized, is unadvisable.
OF-437/The Perfect Ice Cream Cone- A Frozen Yogurt in the swirl of a rainbow on an atypical ice cream cup-cone that has been given the surname of "The Perfect Ice Cream Cone" for a reason. On top of never being able to melt nor get messy and with regenerative properties, it holds a taste so perfect that tasters claim that "Nothing else impresses me anymore", thus often initial tasters have to be held on suicide watch and kept away from as many objects that would aid in such endeavors as possible. The cone is to be kept in the specialized freezer containment unit and not to be tasted by any organic-persons period.
OF-438/DreamBay- An Anominalian eBay-like Website that allows persons to purchase the dreams they want, then such dreams would actually come true in reality at modest prices. DreamBay is an anominalian website and cyber hybrid from the CyberVoid and the Dreamiverse that is able to affect reality apawn a purchase being made. The site can be kept at bay by the usage of OF-Created Viruses that keeps the site from being accessible to civilians and/or those with the kind of dreams that can be dangerious or problematic. Be advised that Nightmares can be purchased too, but are instead utilized as means of sending them to a person's undesirable adversary where the Nightmare operates in a Freddy Kruger fashion, even being able to get into the real world like the buyable dreams. Any materialized Dreams and Nightmares are to be contained by OF Teams who specialized in rogue dreams.
OF-439/Self-Refilling Water Fountain- The name speaks for itself. It's a fountain with a fountain bottle on it that self-refills always cold and refreshing water. Outside of that, the water itself is not anominalian in nature and is safe for consumption, thus the fountain is allowed to be held in the OF-Staff Breakroom. Just keep in mind that there are restrictions against fooling around with the fountain.
OF-440/Thalassophobia Swiming Pool- An Anominalian-effected swimming pool found in a public pool area in (REDACTED) that hides predatory pan-dimensionals that hide and are only visible in those waters. When a person enters the water or in the process of doing son, immediately they would be face to face with either an individual shark of random species, tentacles of giant octopuses or squids, various trench horrors of gigantic sizes, giant fish the size of whales couple of one gulp swallows, or carnivorous merfolk. Some sightings even recording prehistoric sea life of various types and Monstro-like Whales that prey on things bigger than krill. The pool area had to be closed down due to the affected pool by Outer Force. The Pool is being researched daily for any possible external shorce of the effect, along with the possibility of a pan-dimensional ecosystem in that pool that justifies the creatures' presence.
OF-441/The Cry Guy- Another 096-eqsed entity, but more emphasis on the fact it just sobs and cries and generally be in a state of sadness and anguish. The entity is litterally wearing a baby's bonnet, carries a rattle, wears a diaper even though it has no ability to produce urine and fecal matter, and is always with a face filled with tears and nose covered in snot. The entity has the rudimentary intelligence of an actual infant and is not capable of fending for itself, thus it's survival litterally depends on the fact its pores produce an odorless and invisible "Empathic" Gas that causes any who are in proximity to it to immediately start to cry like the entity as they are exposed to both the creature's sad existence of being experimented on by various rival groups like Magidson, Void Market. all three religion-based OF Adversaries, and even various termination attempts by Pre-Wardrobe Rampage BGA, though all failed cause of Cry Guy's shared regeneration abilities with brethren entities, if not also that harm makes the cries and gas worse. In-cause of its abilities, it's among the most difficult OFs to capture for Outer Force, even for SCP Team as it's Empathic Gas instantly reduces all teams to tears. The entity is-at-a-constant search for a periment care-taker or a shorce of ensured happiness as it has been sighted most commonly in worlds with-greater amount of kindness, chief among them, Equestria.
OF-442/~~The New Library of Alexandria~~- (HEAVILY REDACTED INFORMATION).
OF-443/Alcoholic Mamba- A creature otherwise not dissimilar to an atypical black mamba snake with the exception that instead of venom, it's sharp fangs produce heavy quantities of highly intoxicating alcoholic beverages. It makes bite victims so ridiculously drunken that they even forgot how to talk and walk, and would immediately plop into the ground. Then the serpent will bite the victim again in the same bite holes, but this time, to proceed to suck the victim dry of all bodily fluids until they're reduced to a dried husk. The snake was recovered from a college in South Africa and taken from frat students that were ritualistically using its venom to get drunk and only served to give the Mamba immediate meals. The snake is contained and held in the OF-Reptile House. Fortunately, if victims are kept away from the serpent, the creature's alcohol is otherwise not different from conventional alcohol and will wear-off in the atypical matter. Just be noted that bite victims will suffer from newfound problems like newfound alcohol addiction and common risk factors associated with alcoholism, including liver problems. Therapy for such victims and survivors is extremely mandatory.
OF-444/Submechanophobia Water Park- A mysteriously-underwater domed theme park assumed to be a product of the late 80s to early 90s that is heavily affected with an Anominalian effect of causing Submerchanophobia, a rare fear of man-made objects being found underwater. Apart from the effect, the park itself is actually harmless and non-anomalous. Many attractions are strangely based on shipwrecks and creatures of the deep, even, of a very questionable choice, having animatronic mascots based on eldrich horrors of the deep, made unpleasant by jerky animatronic movements, made worse that the domed park is found in a very deem ocean bottom with very rare light sources other from within the dome. The park was likely abandoned in-due to the anominalian effect taking hold, along with recorded records of this park being over-budgeted and greatly criticized for the practicality of having a theme park deep into the ocean, along with previously-stated questionable design choices. Even if you are among many that don't experience this rare phobia, be kept in mind that the park will leave you uneased in-thanks to a yet discovered external shorce. A near-by OF-Underwater Lab is stationed next to the park for research of its history and above all the external shorce.
OF-445/Time Loop Rock- The Time-Looping Rock from the film In the tall grass that affected a field of long grass to make persons who enter get lost in a never-ending time loop in a field that shifts endlessly, collects departed persons or creatures of previous loops and sometimes even hides grass people that thrive in the grass and may' be implied to be creations of the departed persons used as fertilizer for the process. The rock itself has dark powers of unscaleable proportions and of unknown origins only hinted at on its carvings. It also bears a specific power that when touched, it would allow directions to leave the field, but at a cost of not being mentally capable of leaving and turning into a controlled peon of the rock. This field has since been quarantined and cut-off from interaction with a barbed wire fence and onsite agents are stationed undercover as a territorial Kansas family to scare persons away from the area. If a time-loop is active, the next loop is to be immediately intervened and changed to cancel out the loop. Possible survivors of first or already active loops are to be made P.O.I.s and held in the underground station of the onsite containment area. The departed is to be left in the field to avoid risks of self-caused loops.
OF-446/Assimilation Anthro-Snakes- OF-446 instances are basically anthropomorphic snake beings that look atypical to anthro-snake drawings. In contrast to being partial-snake, they bore arms and legs and are always female in nature, but lack reproductives, reproducing by means of pouncing onto victims and assimilating them into another instance, regardless of prior gender. The instances are actually hosts pocessed by an assimilation slime that is an invasive species from the demon realm, assumingly from the lands of Shoggon. The instances always have thin, sometimes extremely attractive appearances, and can move very quickly and agilely with frighteningly fast acrobatics, and bare a near-hive mind based on who assimulated who. OF-446 instances are contained and quarantined daily, and a cure to remove the slime's influence is very proactive but experimental.
OF-447/Air-Malmitulating Pterosaurs- A similar case to SCP 4807, but with pterosaurs of random species with the ability of air manipulation and capability of doing various air-born athletics and acrobatics. The Pterosaurs are to be kept as calm and passive as possible, else the consequences of such a failure will not be pleasant.
OF-448/Terror Bird Coup- A similar case to SCP 143-FR, though it's more like Chickens that're capable to produce Terror Birds more closely tied to the designs of the "Walking with Beasts" Documentary. Thankfully, the terror birds still behave relatively like chickens, but aggravating them will trigger proper Terror Bird behavior, so treating the coup with absolute respect is STRONGLY recommended.
OF-449/Heatwave Dragons- A heat-based version of SCP-059-FR, but the creatures have more of the appearance of European Dragons (If near-resemblant to Dragon Realmian Dragons). On top of the same near-traits as the winter counterparts but with hear, the dragons are athletic and gymnastic and are able to use fire breath to reduce houses and forests to ash, so hiding is not as helpful. Thankfully, the creatures have an extreme phobia for cold things as it weakens their power, even down to a mere ice cream cone frightens them. Discovered instances are just captured with usage of specialized "Water-Throwers" with a system that makes it ice cold to touch. The Dragons are greatly preferent to warmer climates where heatwaves are more accessible-to.
OF-450/The File Cabinet of Reality Glitches (REDACTED)
OF-451/Wasp Faes- A female-centric Amazon-like society of fairy wasps that are the size of atypical barbie dolls that're basically an anthropomorphic all-female race of fairy-based wasps. Their size allows for enhanced agility and athleticism, yet are surprisingly strong inspite of their size, and pocess heavy-dosage of magic, in which they are able to self-produce even in times of Magic Droughts. They bare a complicated reproduction system made possible litterally by making a male of any species or race fall in love with them and dedicate everything to them up until they turn into an egg and re-incarnate as a new Wasp Fae. They do equally target females of lesbian status, though the process is quicken by them simply turning into an adult Wasp Fae instantly due to already being female. Wasp Faes typically prefer strict adherence to living only in Anominalian safe zones like the Crust or Anominalian based realms, but sometimes rogue colonies or an adventurous small pact find themselves inrealm. Such examples are to be contained the moment their presence is detected. Their wings are like a mixture of that of a typical fairy with some bit of Tarantula Hawk Wasp, yet the coloration of common wasps, though queens can be noted with the coloration of the Japanese Hornet, and often sometimes abit bigger than other Wasp Faes. Wasp Faes are very suger sensitive and are hyper-attractive to any and all sources of suger.
OF-452/Wax Figures- Euclid- A group of wax figures made by a member of (REDACTED), which can come to life. Contained and restricted.
OF-453/The Entity That Cured Humanity's Mass Lactose Intolerance- An Entity that bears the responsibility for why the practice of consuming bovine milk (And rare others) and is responsible for the discovery of the taste for bovine milk. This entity had altered and wiped out the gene that would've made all humans automatically lactose intolerant to bovine milk, which is the same gene meant to absolve the taste of the milk of the mother. The Entity confessed that it was only 0.1% done before the Foundation Captured it, then was transferred to Outer Force care around founding for the purpose of making room for more dangerious SCPs. This entity is amongst the oldest recorded and acknowledged OFs of the gallery, and given its well-intentioned nature of wanting Humanity to "Join in the joy of a Mother Cow's milk", one of the most harmless, if quick to cast beams at any who were "Originally" lactose intolerant as the entity confessed to "Still have much work to do". The Entity can be easily kept at peace in a meditative state by mere exposure to dairy products.
OF-454/The Dependency Effect- One of the most infamous and destructive and disruptive anominalian effects in the entire Multiverse. It is an effect that is infamous of-making people over-reliant to any force capable and strong enough to be able to quell any immediate or concerning problem in any realm, and thus it makes people dependent and reliant on them, yet it would also end up start making them have people demand for-often things outside of a force's normal or designed capabilities, make people entitled and/or quick to judge any imperfections a force has, or as infamously in the AUU, cause the collapse of that force. Outer Force is to work side with government forces and that of hero groups to prevent them from being victims of the effect and restrict over-interventionism, thus why Project Astral is political neutral to both the USRA and UIS, though nonetheless gives greater support to UIS aims so to reduce the dangers of the effect. But the effects true worse qualities lies in people being quick to over-rely on magic, thus leading to infamous cases of taking its gifts for granted, it can be especially worse in times of Mana Droughts. The External Shorce is STILL being investigated.
OF-455/Atrium Rex- An Anominalian T-Rex accidentally discovered by a stray Spyprobe that ended up wandering into (REDACTED), a state of the art university in (REDACTED). Appearance-wise, it's basically an unremarkable T-Rex in the old school depiction of being featherless (Though whether or not a rex CAN get feathers is still for debate), but its true anominalian nature is shown for the fact it is only an active manifestation of the campus it hunts, preying on ill-fated college students. It turned out that the campus was built on top of a complete T-Rex skeleton, of which had priorly ate an anominalian artifact unknowingly which was noted to be stuck in its teeth, which appear to resemble a casting for a triceratops horn. In being the reckitnesed external shorce, specialized paleontology agents were dispatched and contained the skeleton. The skeleton is held in a specialized room that disables the effect and is held in-museum-like display. (Spyprobe REXIDENT 767S8 Footage permitted for viewing by Mr. Lifecraft.)
of-456/the lower-caser- an entity that has kept words speaking in' direct reference to it in perpetual lower-cases. even the codeword is affected by this. outer force still trying to amend this issue.
OF-457/Dimensional Rift Closet- A closest found in (REDACTED) in an abandoned apartment complex found to be under a dimension rift that causes randomized access to select random dimensions, which has often allowed the entry of cross dimensions and anominalians due to its random nature. Thanks to the deserted nature of the apartment, Outer Force had little issue quarantining the building and the closet itself. The mechanism of how the closet works or the very nature of it's dimensional rifting are still being understood.
OF-458/Park Pirates- A group of persons dressed in 1700 era pirate garb that operate on a galleon capable of moving on land like it's the sea that appears to be noted to attack parks. They've been noted to invade parks, steal people's lunches, shanghai children from playgrounds & stealing dogs, along with destroying park statues & terrorizing park goers. The pirates themselves are actually but manifestations created by an external shorce in a spider-legged treasure chest that's-been noted to bury itself in a park of it's choosing, so to trap victims into it's held pocket dimension and turn them into its power to sustain itself, thus represented as Park Pirates and the "Pirate Hounds" the Park Pirates pocess. When satisfied or threatened, the chest will dig itself out and vacate to another park. The chest is yet to be captured, but Outer Force is actively tracking the chest's movements and would be prepared to issue a park close down so as to restrict it's feeding attempts and attempt capture at the earliest convenience.
OF-459/Quicksand Parking Lot- A stretch of darken'd sand found in (REDACTED) near an abandoned shopping mart mainly used as bait to lure people into driving into the area to sink into it. The Black Sand is resemblant of a typical parking lot with the typical patterns, but in actuality is extremely thick and cement-like sand that slowly sinks any object into it. It is immensely difficult to move in the sand even with a car. The sand has been collected apawn discovery by Outer Force and up to a count of (REDACTED) were discovered in the deep hole left. The hole was filled afterward and the abandoned shopping center converted into a specialized Outer Force base for specially the sand itself to study its properties to see if the sand can be repurposed for a new way to keep espeically difficult anominalians contained or just as much prevent breaches from leading to escapes. Outer Force is to be kept cautious of other possible instances of the sand just to be on the safe side, which is to be noted that the sand forms best around abandoned areas, so such places are to be scanned routinely, and if even miner traces are found, immediate road-work is to be done to contain the sand, espeically if it's in a highly-populated area. An external shorce for why this process happens is also to be kept on guard for, not just to halt future instances, but to get a further understanding of the sand and its potaintional uses for Outer Forces.
OF-460/Life-Sized Hotwheels- A series of cars in resemblant paint jobs to that of the Hotwheels toys. Though they function like normal cars, they operate without any noticeable fuel nor energy shorce, are resistant to damage, and can go to speeds not yet attachable to normal cars (Alongside beyond what humans can handle). The vehicles are held in the OF-Garage and are heavily restricted from use outside of research purposes. The shorce of existence for these cars are still being investigated, though prime suspects include Dr. Wondertainment/Childhood, and/or an Anderson/Magidson employee with a Hotwheels obsession.
OF-461/The "Hundred Dollar Bill"- OF-461 is something that may resemble an unremarkable 100 dollar bill, but in actuality is actually is a species of green, extremely flat, paper-eqsed & similarly patterned leech. This parasite completely resembles a normal hundred dollar bill down to being easily manipulated by winds like one and would remain dormant for long periods of time. Its obvious favorite shorce of prey is sentients, given that its camouflage as a 100 dollar bill is meant to attract prey as suppose to the conventional usage found in nature. Once the parasite is mistakenly picked up and placed into a pocket, the creature's hidden sucker found on the "Back" of the dollar will become active and proceed to latch itself into the host, ripping through even the thickest fabric, yet is completely painless as it slowly sucks up the lifeforce of its unknowing prey. The parasite has no blood intake limit for as long as it's on the host, so hosts often suffer extreme blood loss and weakness until they die around the point of being sucked completely dry. The process does stop if the creature is about to be interacted with again, quickly deactivating the sucking process and went back to as if it was only a dollar, which commonly happens when hosts often immediately go to either spending the leech or to place in into a bank. Trained economic-experted agents taking inside jobs in banks routinely seek out these leeches, excusing their removal as "Possible Counterfeits", and thus the leeches are held in a specialized vault with a sprinkler system that sprays synthetic blood so to keep the creatures alive, showing that the creatures also filter-feed on blood when not on direct contact of a host.
OF-462/Singing Picture Frame of Death- OF-462 was originally under SCP custody. Originally, the photo standup frame was mostly known for baiting in victims with an electro-swing version of Disney's "I wanna be like you" from "Jungle Book". often being in-loop of the quiet part until a victim looks into its picture, then the song picks up as it summons a random dangerious animal based on its current picture to harm the victim, the frame feasting on the violence and pain the mauling causes, being a pain parasite. Then came it's-discovery by the SCP Foundation. During a break out of 096, the SCP ended up attacking several security forces in front of the presence of the-picture frame during a routine transport to testing-grounds, feeding the frame greatly enough that it now permanently holds an image of 096, making it more dangerious then it is normally. The frame, kept in wrapping paper, had to be transported to Outer Force due to the multiable incidents the frame had caused sense, along with it being a risk of it technically being a way to control 096. The frame is held in a sound silencing containment unit and is ABSOLUTELY restricted of access to even Mr. Lifecraft for the most absolute safety reasons.
OF-463/Poke-Bomination- A Horrendusly failed experiment from the Pokemon world that (Redacted). (Discovery Probe Footage POKE approved for viewing by OF Council. Discretion advised, however.)
OF-464/The Cake Man- An anthropomorphic "Cake Man" that has been sighted in worlds that have been utterly turned into cakes, down to even entire planets. The entity, jovial and jolly in nature, is deluded of its actions and isn't even aware of its effect, as by-in-large it is primarily interested in giving people cakes, which is how the caking effect takes hold. Cakeifived worlds are quarantined under the care of Mobile OF Taskforce "Cake-Takers", which they're in charge of "De-'Caking" the infected world and residence. The Entity itself is still being sought after by Outer Force and may' be in some way connected to several anominalian-based pastries involving cakes, or at the least shares the same source of origin as other anominalian baked goods.
OF-465/Daughter of SCP-317- The discovered sentient daughter of SCP-317 and Philmore's greatest personal assistant. Initially, she came to seek out her mother and return her home but instead ended up discovering her departure to sickness. She was granted to OF custody after clearing up misconceptions, that rather of she and SCP-317 being from the past NOR the future, but rather an alternative timeline where dinosaurs didn't go extinct to an asteroid event (And/or that of the Dragozords depending on most worlds) and that ALL dinosaurs, not just her species, became intelligent after alien interaction. Her timeline was of great advancement and harmony, a great contrast to atypical expectations of dinosaur society. With her time machine confiscated and dismantled as well by the Foundation cause of what occurred with her mother's, she came to become an employee of the OF and became a very valued asset in Outer Force's mission to contend with Anominalians. She has been noted to often petitioning the Foundation to give her mother "A due burial", with often bitter results due to the Foundation's firm interests in understanding SCP-317 more.
OF-466/Pink Flamingo Queen- A prime origin source of SCP-1507, of-which is more in line with a large pterosaurian-flamingo hybrid than the SCPs themselves. When compared to the others of the flock, she's about as big as an Ostrich, yet is actually incredibly nimble, agile & athletic for a bird of its size, and thanks to large wings, the creature's still capable of flight. The Queen is enturnally pregnant with eggs of future 1507s and thus resides in a nest many times its actual size so its flock-hive will have organized room for each egg. The creatures are actually functioning in a complex hunting strategy, in-thus the "friendly at first then aggressive when provoked" is all an act to bait would've been predators into attacking them, prompting others to get immediately aggressive themselves thanks to released pheromones from cracking their shells that makes the otherwise normal docile birds into psyco killers so to best over-whelm the harm-bringer so to turn THEM into prey and bring the carcass back to the nest so the queen and gobble it up to regurgitate back to any present chicks. If a current queen dies, or if a' 1507 with the most kills were to leave to start their own life, that specific flamingo will begin to have a plastic molt and turn into a new queen, starting the cycle all over again for a new generation. Queens can last for centuries and produce an uncountable amount of eggs throughout that lifespan. The main issue with their hunting style is alchourse, sentients would make the mistake of interacting with them and thus trigger the pheromone crack, getting themselves attacked. Cause otherwise, the Flamingos would prefer to hunt predatory animals that would deem Flamingos an easy meal, though at the same time, sometimes Flamingos discover that sentients are a very far more common prey cause of curiosity and/or clumsiness, thus an unfortunate habit of appearing in human residence had started. Both the Foundation and Outer Force are being proactive in capturing and euthanizing any queens that started to gain a taste of sentient flesh while 1507s are all placed in Foundation custody. Any 1507 nest found in the wilderness are to be kept away from civilization as possible and held in OF wildlife reserves. A Newly Formed Queen is held in Outer Force HQ for study and understanding of the creatures, along as part of an attempt to reduce the numbers of sentient-preying Flamingos by feeding the creatures daily meat so as to introduce an idea that sentients aren't food, albeit it has to be done indirectly so to encourage independence from sentients to encourage wild behavior so to avoid future generations considering sentients as food.
OF-467/Ehrlichkeit währt am Längsten- Late into the 90s, Outer Force had discovered the case of a German-American in (REDACTED) that interviews revealed that he lead a dishonest life, not being an honorable husband, the atypical encouraging the Santa Belief in his children and that in all of his childhood, he had always lied about breaking things and gotten his siblings in trouble instead. He then admitted that one day, during the time he started to date his wife's sister, he began to witness an entity only visible to him: What looked like an old era europian female school teacher in pilgrimage clothing with a school-bell tower for a head with fingers of bendable measuring rulers, often just standing still and looking as if it was always watching, despite the absence of eyes. He insisted that he is the only one who can see the entity because no one else does. At a closer inspection, the bell in the tower head read "Ehrlichkeit währt am Längsten", which in translation is "Honesty is the best policy". The man admitted that the entity followed him to his home, and apawn confronting his family, the bell began to ring, which caused to admit the truth about his dishonest ways about the-cheating, saying Santa wasn't real, along with many other unideal truths. He had been aggressively divorced from his wife and custody lost. But the entity followed him wherever he went, ringing its bell to make him tell an inconvenient truth about himself, resulting in people's judgment, preventing him from getting a job or a place to live, forcing him into the life of a homeless bum, tormenting him to insanity cause of an entire life of lies. Interviewers believe that the entity is a' pandimensional that came to stalk and haunt the man as punishment for a life of lies, using a memetic ability to make him constantly honest, either as a means of forced repent or cause of the entity's sense of karmatic justice. The man has been dubbed "OF-467-External-Magnit", and he has been held in OF care ever since, which included the entity as a means of containment until a specialized reality anchor can be perfected to capture and contain the main entity independent of the man.
OF-468/Memory Coral & Memory Squid- A Symbiotic duo of a specific subspecies of Brain Coral and a bioluminescent Giant Squid located in the world of Bikini Bottom. After a' latest death spawn, both creatures are held in an OF controlled private wildlife sanctuary in the world so to better keep its hyper memetic powers from being problematic to both general society and Outer Force affairs so as to prevent a form of Anti-Anestics from being produce by rival organizations.
OF-469/Sister Childhood- Another relative of OF-199 and the youngest member of this family. As like Reviver and other relatives, she's mantidnoid with angel wings, but currently at a nymph stage, resemblant of a young stage orchid mantis. The Entity is a self-imposed "Protector of Children" which has been noted to be the shorce of the existence of SCP 1810, confirmable that her agents of childhood resemble 1810. Sister Childhood resides in a pocket dimension where the 1810s take children into, where they live in perpetual youth in-due to the dimensions' effects and are given whatever they want, be it toys, sweets, personal fantasies-and-what have you. The children never experience any detrimental effects of being without rules, nor even sleep as they are allowed to stay awake for as long as they would so choose. Rescue attempts and the capture of the pocket dimension are being considered, but the need for protective equipment for the dimension's physical laws is pending and experimental, so in the meantime, detainment of the 1810s before and/or during 1810s attempts to capture children is mandatory until the experimental phase is over.
OF-470/~~The Restored Wanderer's Library~~ (RESTRICTED FROM BEING KNOWN UNDER SECURITY PROTOCOLS)
OF-471/CatDog- (Restricted Infomation, for better understanding, seek out' site (REDACTED) in this OF's native world, or ask a Superior for details in restricted office).
OF-472/Xbox 720- (Restricted information as per the company (REDACTED) request. Seek out Lifecraft for details.)
OF-473/~~WWW.Make An SCP/OF.W/C.Com~~- (REDACTED INFORMATION)
OF-474/Katie Kaboom- (Major info-stricken from the document for the safety of this entity and all related party members within or out of the family.) ~~(Data Logs of Transformations)~~
OF-475/Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Dessert Sandwich- An extremely unusual combination of breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert items crazily coupled up together in a surprisingly compact and unmessy way and surprisingly taste-good inspite of clearly contrasting and contesting food items. The Sandwich is able to perfectly imitate the consumer's most favorite foods and flavors and/or most preferred meal items and would always be the best thing they ever tasted. Even if an initial sandwich is consumed, the plate it was one always materializes a new sandwich. Eating more than one per day risks forming an addiction, so the plate must be taken away from any present consumers during test sessions once the sandwich is picked up. Any consumer must also be kept away from the plate and sandwiches for-until the next day. The sandwich was recovered from a Magidson Food Patry during a routine raid onto the company on-unrelated reasons and is assumed to be one of their questionable science projects. Note: Do not grant this to the Consumer Bot Prototype, it took FOREVER to get that machine to stop eating. Note 2: Also avoid mixing this with some bit of the Regenerative PB&J, it makes the addiction worse if not also make THIS sandwich regenerative as well. All infected sandwich instances of OF-475 are to be put in cold storage. (Side-Note, keep this away from addictive food-based/related OFs and SCPs period.) Note 3: DO NOT LET DR. BRIGHT NEAR THIS THING, EVER?! Note 4: Also avoid giving this to Agent-106. The combination of what he considers his favorite food is STILL disgusting! (Side-Note, also don't give this to Agent-999, nor SCP-999. The Janitors INSIST on it). Note 5: Ya know what? Just don't give this thing to OFs and SCPs in GENERAL!
OF-476/The Entity that knows every secret ever (HYPER-CLASSIFIED AND RESTRICTED OF INFORMATION)?!
OF-477/Hyper-Rewarding Slot Machine- What otherwise resembles a standard las vegas slot machine is a happiness parasite that always hits matching slots to even those of usually pitiful luck and awards host with unrealistically large amounts of money and other prizes so to encourage happiness and repeat playing, causing gambling addiction in the process, as it always produces more money and prizes to secure a symbiotic relationship with its host. The object was found in a casino and has been held in an extra restrictive containment unit after a T-Class who turned out to have a gambling addiction still being addressed ended up becoming host to the machine.
OF-478/Catalog of Calamity Objects- Euclid- A collection of relics of specified origin of The Bestiary Dimension but originally pitched to have been created by Bill Cipher to be dimension-manipulating relics. These relics are capable of summoning from other worlds or realms and even transporting to and from them. There are only a small amount of these relics left, but they are all capable of conjuring from across the multiverse.
1. Scepter of Calamity (Contained)- A scepter capable of drawing magic from infinite realms.
2. Teapot of Calamity (Contained)- A teapot capable of pouring beverages from infinite realms.
3. Chamber Pot of Calamity (Contained)- A chamber pot that can give fertilizer from any kind of realm for any kind of cultivation purpose.
4. Koi Pond of Calamity (Contained)- A living pond of magical telepathic and fifth-dimensional Koi capable of creating any kind of scenic setting from other realms.
5. Underwear of Calamity (Contained)- A pair of undergarments that can create any kind of protective gear and clothing from infinite realms.
6. Box of Calamity (MIA)- A music box with frog inscriptions that is capable of transport across realms when three mana gems are charged. This is the only relic that has yet to be found by the Outer Force.
7. Canary of Calamity (Contained)- A fifth-dimensional bird that is capable of translating everything across the multiverse.
8. Statue Butt of Calamity (Contained)- A broken piece of a powerful statue guardian for dimension-jumping magicians. It can regenerate when exposed to stone, but it can be destroyed again except for the butt.
9. Dirty Sink of Calamity (Contained)- A sink that is capable of recycling matter across dimensions by draining them to where they come from. This relic was crucial for preventing excessive matter displacement.
10. Rubix Cube of Calamity (Contained)- A Rubix Cube capable of unlocking anything and solving any riddle across the multiverse.
11. Jewels of Calamity (Contained)- Gemstones that are capable of creating any kind of geology and stone from infinite realms.
12. Bra of Calamity (Contained)- A bikini that is capable of creating any kind of fashion piece from infinite realms.
13. Wooden Spoon of Calamity (Contained)- A wooden spoon that is capable of delivering food from infinite realms.
14. Thunder Egg of Calamity (Contained)- A geode that is capable of creating any kind of wealth from all over the multiverse.
15. Boxing Gloves of Calamity (Contained)- Two boxing gloves that are capable of offering any kind of enhancement known in the multiverse.
16. Calamity the Movie (Contained)- A movie that tells the history of the Calamity Objects and the history of their use.
17. DVD Player of Calamity (Contained)- A DVD player that is capable of playing any movie from all over the multiverse.
18. Checker Board of Calamity (Contained)- A checkerboard that allows players to play any kind of game from all over the multiverse.
19. Clam-of-Calamity (Contained)- A clam that is capable of spawning any kind of lifeform from infinite realms.
20. Crown of Calamity (Location Search Pending)- The most powerful but also the most potentially dangerous of the Calamity Objects that gives the wearer the power of all Calamity Objects.
OF-479/Self-Throwing Pillows- Bed pillows that throw themselves at the mere utterance of crude language or ill-said words. Self-explanatory. Nothing serious happens from being hit by the pillows other than a surprise fluff in your face and occasionally a mouth full of feathers. The pillows are useful in teaching T-Class an ability to speak politely and professionally so as to avoid unprofessional crassness or rude members.
OF-480/Town of Route 480- An abandoned 70s-Early 80s town found in the desert at highway route 480. The Town was abandoned around the mid-80s after streams of reports of Anominalian activity kept scaring off potaintional tourists and eventually got to the residence. These incidences included Rattlesnakes of Unusual Sizes, Person-Size Sand Twisters, Humanoid Cacti People, A stalking instant teleporting cattle skull apawn not being looked at, carnivorous tumbleweeds, scorpions the size of cats, a tarantula bigger than a neighborhood block, pocessed semi-trucks that crash into things, skeletal wild west bandits, and a sand-swimming shark as big as a standard Great White. Apawn the area's abandonment, the town was contained and discovered to be built on a dimensional wormhole that accessed the crust, which had extreme effects on local wildlife and fauna and a discovered bandit grave from wild west times, and is also noted of effecting inanimate objects and causing unusual weather patterns, and perhaps the shorce of where the sand-swimming shark came from. As such, this wormhole and all associated entities are to be kept within town limits with the heaviest Outer Force protocols as possible, the same with any new surprises the wormhole can create. Projects to close or at the least weaken the wormhole are still being discussed within the OF-Council.
OF-481/Migardasaurus- A subvariant of the Titanosaurus genus with a body-length as long as the entire land, able to reach its own tail and grab it. The creature has been considered capable to move entire continents to merge back Pangea without even trying, causing dramatic tectonic plate shifts and earthquakes to occur. The creature had been discovered to have survived extinction as an endling to all dinosaurs (Of its world) and thus had to be shrunk into a far more manageable size and held in Habitate containment.
OF-482/The Rainbow Pool- Essentially like the red pool, but covers a wide range of colors that change with the water's wave. But as suppose to monsters like the red pool shows, it instead is accessible to an entirely separate undocumented cartoony realm where everything is cartoon logic incarnate. Though like the red pool, entities of that other side have been noted to come out of the pool, but as suppose to be hostile, they're instead reality-effecting hazards that would bring the hyper-cartoon logic into this reality, if not also causing an end of death scenario given that cartoons don't die. Any contained Entities are to be immediately sent back to the pool. There was one exploration done, but in-due to the insanity that occurred, the OF Council has insisted to censor the existence of the expedition and deny that one has ever taken place. (Dedicated Infomation will be covered in separate Entity Page).
OF-483/Unidentified Flying Pizzas- A collection of various pizzas that fly in alou to flying saucers. They are infinitely regenerated from a Pizza Box that makes a new individual pizza the moment an established instance has been consumed or compromised. Other than flight, the pizzas are perfectly normal otherwise and anominalian abilities are inactive once sliced. The Box itself is to be kept restricted with-exception for special occasions or purposes of-research. The nature of the pizza is random and based on the preference of any who is in the presence of the box.
OF-484/Bag of Planetary Marbles- A normal enough looking bag that inside holds infinite space with infinite planet-looking marbles in them. These planets bare tiny but technologically powerful interstellar life on them, so playing with the marble plants is strongly advised against. The bag is to be kept closed up and as secured as possible. Source of existence unknown, though Dr. Wondertainment and Dr. Childhood are prime suspects for being responsible for this bag.
OF-485/Multiversal Restaurant- A restaurant found in (REDACTED) noted for serving literally everything and anything in the multiverse including any fictional food product in the UUniverses and any other dimension It-bares various currently unidentified interdimensional species of realm jumpers as waiters, waitresses, cooking staff & other restaurant jobs. Contained and restricted.
OF-486/Moral Compass- A compass that literally detects good and evil, with the four directions leaning to good (N), mostly good (W), evil (S), and mostly evil (E). This object has been proven helpful in catching any members guilty of actions that violate protocol and that of defectors or spies. Contained and restricted outside of that.
OF-487/Disorderly Ray- A raygun that is known for putting anyone into the disorder that is programmed into the gun. Contained and restricted.
OF-488/All-Dinosaur- A dinosaur that has no true base form and can shapeshift into literally all kinds of dinosaurs. Contained and heavily locked down.
OF-489/Horsepower RC- An RC Car that is actually known for having the strength of an average car, and thus can crash through walls and fences. Locked down and restricted.
OF-490/Boat-Controlling Lighthouse- A lighthouse found in (REDACTED) that has the ability to hijack ships and direct them away from danger with its technopathic light. Its location is currently under OF control.
OF-491/Astronomically Comfortable Pants- A pair of size fits all pants so comfortable that it allows the person in question that wears it to sit even in extremely dangerious spots and points and still feel comfortable. Reserved to only be worn in tests.
OF-492/Multiverse Tux- A universe-patterned tuxedo that when worn can take a person to another dimension. The suit has been given a tracking chip in an-event it gets worn so a dimension hopper team and retrieve-it back. When not worn, the suit is to be held in the most restricted spot in a concurrent OF base and switched to a new location in an event of an incident involved in it being worn.
OF-493/Planetdactyl- A Planet-Sized Cosmic Pterasaur that in of itself is a planet holding an entire ecosystem suited for an alien pterosaur race. The planet itself is a living creature and has been noted to eat asteroids and dead planets. The massive living world is to be tracked by Outer Force and kept away from living worlds as much as possible by an assigned space OF-Team.
OF-494/Championship Sock'em Boppers- A pair of golden color suck'em boppers that can transport a wearer to an unidentified pocket dimension where the wearer is expected to protect "Their" championship from various cosmic monster challengers. Winning the championship takes the person back him, but defeat makes the boppers teleport back to place-of-origin without the owner, leaving them to turn into another cosmic monster. The Boppers are to avoid being worn at all times. Attempts to rescue the "Losers" of the championship are still being debated.
OF-495/Cheese Moon- What can be described as litterally the stereotype of the moon being made of various types of cheese. Any found instance of this OF are-to be covered up and discouraged as a ridiculous myth as much as possible. Any artificial versions of this OF are to be reversed immediately.
OF-496/Pixel Woman- A dedicated girl gamer that cracked the code of so many games that she inadvertently opened a leak into the Cybervoid and has been in the state of being living pixels ever since. She has been co-operative in staying in containment in return for game privileges, but she's been noted to have abit of a prankster streak, which in best of times is inconvenient, but sometimes the pranks risk containment breach, even if of often less dangerious OFs.
OF-497/Meme Leak- A large cosmic rip in reality that leaks things and creatures of the Memeverse into the Main United Universes. In proven infixable to Fabricants, Outer Force has quarantined the site of the rip and has captured Memeversians daily and returned them back to their proper setting.
OF-498/Sister Hijinxs- Another sister of Mother Reviver and one most obsessive with mindless pranks and mishaps down to the point of topping the Mischivers in such a-way. Her pranks range from extremely annoying to downright dangerious at times, espeically when Outer Force and the Foundation have been deemed her "Favorite Prank Targets". Outer Force is still working on having the perfect trap to contain Sister Hijinx.
OF-499/Dusk 2 Dawn- Euclid- An abandoned convenience store haunted by spirits that despise teenagers for causing them to die of heart attacks. Quarantined and restricted.

500-599

OF-500/Infinite Space Bookbag- A Bookbag that can hold-infinite-number of items and can even fit objects that would look well beyond what a bookbag should handle. The object is very helpful in the transport of other non-living OFs and occasional SCP objects. Just-bare in mind that only well thorough experts should handle the OF as it is easy to misplace and even lose objects in it or get lost in it. 20+ rescue operations ended up happening because of misplaced OFs or OF Operatives, even more so with T-Classes.
OF-501/House Centipede- Not to be confused with the normal animal. We are talking a LITTERAL house built like a centipede. The Building has a large selection of rooms, hallways, kitchens, bathrooms, attics, and basements. The structure is living and often is noted to move nomadically, resting only in suburban neighborhoods. It is a creature that depends on a symbiotic relationship with having residence in itself and living inside of it, getting its nutrients in various ways, from joy parasiting off of children playing with its infinite number of old toys and video games collected from anomalous boxes in it's attic and basements, various TVs with infinite access to inter-dimensional channels and free pay-fer-views, to organic feeding, via feeding it's hosts with only their favorite meals with self-restocking fridges while telepathically inserting false memories of the hosts having already gone shopping prior, which then transpire to it feasting on the host's (REDACTED) via the bathrooms, basically being a leftovers bottom-feeder, and occasionally absorbing nutrients from buried pets in an event of such meeting their life expectancy or other causes. The OF entity pocesses extremely high levels of telepathic manipulation to keep hosts from ever wanting to leave, even in times of personal or financial crisis. The OF in question was accidentally discovered when an off duty OF-Veteran moved into the building with his family and was well trained enough to immediately reckitnese the anominalian nature of the house. The house was herded into an isolated field and kept in place by the OF Veteran who discovered it. Neither he nor the family is in serious danger with the entity due to the said entity's dependency on its hosts' continued existence, though plans are in place to give it replacement hosts in event of tragedy or complications.
OF-502/Soul-Thief Gas Pump- A 70s era Gas Pump that is actually a creature that steals and powers itself with souls. Its true nature includes a large eye on where the circular object in where the gas station logo would be, it's mouth on the gas dispenser that moves like a proboscis with teeth in the nasal of the gas pump hose, and a numbered meter representing captured souls that goes up apawn another victim claimed, and it's underside hides gigantic and long spider legs with impalement capable tips capable to move as fast as a sportscar. Apawn it's capture, it's held from the most isolated place in Outer Force ownership and watched only by R-Class units due to its quickness to charge after any living entity, sentient or otherwise.
OF-503/50's Family- OF-503 is a group that resembles an otherwise picture-perfect 50s style family, membered by a business-suited father, a stay at home wife and mother, and a son and daughter that perfectly match boy and girl stereotypes to almost insufferable degrees, and a brown dog of indeterminable breed. The individuals behave unremarkably like the 50s' idea of the ideal family, but their anominalian nature comes in the form of the fact they're emitting a' radiation that isn't like traditional radiation, but rather it is rich in a strain of "Cartoon Logic" that makes their current surroundings morph to look more like what it would in the 50s. Everything interacted by the individuals drastically turned to look as if it was made in the 50s. Incidentally, things that are from the 50s or before it remain unaffected. This group is to be held in a special chamber customly designed to resemble a 50s era home, being supplied with 50s era goods, including a TV model from that era, modified to play reruns of old 50s broadcasting as the individuals are deluded into believing that they're in the 50s. Interactions with the family for interviews or testing has to be done in-character of 50s behavior so as not ro risk suspicion, as such, staff in their containment area are to pretend to be neighbors and associates of the family so to keep them calm and happy, as stress increases the level of the cartoon logic that affects the surroundings, down to even causing a decrease in one's ability to see color and voice distortion to sound like as if they're in an old 50s film or broadcasting. Any that had interacted with them physically are-to be given screenings and treatments afterwards to prevent the cartoon radiation from spreading outside the containment site. The family are-noted to be perpetually stuck in their ages they are in as they are never noted to change, and are also noted to suffer from a form of memory loss that occurs after a day has passed, though they are noted to bare "Impourent Memories" like that of bonds and names or that of skills and routines and activities, but everything else is a blur to them, which is relieving to Outer Force and the OF-Council cause it means that an otherwise flawed method of playing 50s reruns will never be questioned, at least not on their own, thus strict measures are held that keeps OF-Staff from ever-hinting at the truth, which includes not giving them something from beyond the 50s, even if it would turn into something to look as if it did came from the era under the caution of avoiding suspicion and/or causing them to have existential crises.
OF-504/Existential Crisis Having Shark- An otherwise normal-looking tiger shark that is noted for having human-level intelligence and is noted to-being able to speak. It has however-claimed that it was a human at some point, but then it just woke up one day and became a shark. The creature has demonstrated suicidal tendencies as it is noted to intentionally try to suffocate itself simply by trying to jump out of its tank. As such, it was given a tank, made with duraglass, that is filled to the brim, built up to the ceiling & filled with water to the top. The creature has been given routine therapy sessions to keep it calm and being given comfort food. In being cautious about its claims, Outer Force is investigating the true nature of the shark at full. The investigation is ongoing.
OF-505/Rubix Cube Planet- A shape-shifting cube planet always changing its continents and oceans around in perfect square spots, yet the life on the planet adjusted accordingly with the strange world. Given that it is a very far off rim world, isolation of the planet from the rest of society is considerably easy. Outer Force researchers study the planet almost daily.
OF-506/Gerenuktis- An omnivorous hybrid between Gerenuks and a mantis. While the captured herd is content with eating plants, it's been noted that from the time of capture, the herd has been noted to instantly prey on predator and other prey animals if granted the opportunity, so the safe capture of these creatures wasn't a small task, even for the most elite of Outer Force operatives. They are basically Gerenuks with notable mantis features, with the head at first being completely Gerenuk until the lower jaw splits open like mandibles and its forelegs began to pose as a mantis does, enabling the creature to have a surprisingly capable bipedal stance. Possibility of other instances being discovered is to be kept cautious, and any discovered herds of OF-506 are to be captured and humanely put down as the creatures are a severe ecosystem risk, given they lack a predator capable of being a threat to them. The deceased instances are to be taken back to OF bases for Morgue Storage to prevent revivals by Mother Reviver. The captured herd is kept alive for research purposes to better understand the creatures.
OF-507/Boomerang Bananas- Bananas that operate in the same capacity as Boomerangs that immediately return to where they were originally thrown. The OF has become a favorite weapon of choice for the OF Australia Division.
OF-508/Crossing Guard- A sub-entity similar to SCP-303 "Doorman", but instead it has been noted to appear on intersections and has been noted to be gesturing and posing as if it is an actual crossing guard, even being noted to wear a vest and holding a sign with "Stop and Go" on each separate side. But like its counterpart, it emits an anominalian effect of making persons afraid of it even if there is no direct sight with it and thus has caused traffic jams in perhaps not meaning to. Regardless, the entity had to be captured with a reality anchor and given a specialized containment site built similar to an intersection to entice the entity to stay in containment, in which traditional containment practices have proven ineffective in that the entity is attracted to intersections.
OF-509/Camera Shy Guy- Another 096 variant that's almost one for one exactly like the Shy Guy, with the exception that you can physically look at the entity just fine as it remains docile to physical sight, but its effect activates upon being witnessed by artificial means, primarily anything that's a camera, whether photo or video. Thus it's containment requires near similar standards to not allow cameras near OF-509's containment area, but because that otherwise physical sight is acceptable, it allowed for more lax interactions with the creature, limiting as they ultimately turned out since like Shy Guy, Camera Shy Guy mostly just mopes around and cries and aimlessly wander in some cases. He does however react aggressively around R-Classes due to that their ocular visions are LIKE cameras, so advisory against bringing R-Classes near OF-509's containment is in effect as R-Classes have been programmed to stay clear of OF-509's area. An advisory against having iPhones around OF-509 are also in effect cause of their camera feature (Which is already added to the fact that Staff aren't-allowed such devices period for clear reasons).
OF-510/Sir Kaboomy- A being with a firework for a head and wearing the same colorful-suit as Sir Speakerhead. The Entity is spastic and excitable and is obsessed with blowing himself off like actual fireworks to show an albeit impressive display. It self-revives after the display via a cloud of ashes. The entity was found in Disney China and contained apawn interrupting a fireworks festival. The Entity is held in a blast-resistant containment unit to prevent an obvious breach hazard from being a recurring issue.
OF-511/Snaggleforest Land- An Anominalian Effect of simular strain to Cragglewood Park but mostly different characteristics and effects. Like the named park, SCP-2571, Snaggleforest Land is a recurring "childhood memory" of a non-existent theme park that has effected half a population in many worlds, but as suppose to being traumatizing, it is actually considering the happiest memory of those persons to the point of belonged sadness and missing the park, to the point of-obsession of wanting to know what happened. A recurring theme is that the area is a' high quality and eccentric theme park with rides that would fit well with SixFlags or Disney land, a recurring presence of cartoon trees, but unlike cragglewood are ironically designed to be intentionally scary in a Halloween looking fashion, yet the trees produce an endless stream of candy and other sweets that negates any fear factor. Dream havers often recall lining up to what is considered the best of all the rides, a rollercoaster called the "Barf-Causer", which the coasters best gimmick is that you'll barf even if you eat nothing, as the line is always ushered by a mascot character that looks to be a rip-off of Goofy from Disney dressed in a fancy suit and tophat, wielding a cane and has a Waluigi looking Mustache. Persons often claim to be as if they were life-long friends with certain persons even if it was their first encounter. The dreams often end after the dreamers experience the ride first hand, then afterwords, the dream havers began to break into hysterical crying as if robbed of something beloved. The OF Council has considered this anominalian'effect the work of a dream-based Joy Parasite and is implied to be associated with SCP-2571 in some fashion. As such, the designated OF Team "Dream-Catchers" has been assigned to the Dream Universe to locate the external source of the anominalian effect. Persons that have the dream are to be detained and held over on OF bases for treatment of these dreams as the sapping of their sense of joy has the potential to lead to suicide and/or causes of delusion like claiming to-seeing the mascot beckoning for them, often leading them into dangerious situations or fiascos, whilst being given cover stories of going to rehab, which luckily turns out more often than not that effected persons are drug abusers and alcoholics, though interviews are set to ensure that they did have the dream and are not just normal drug junkies or drinkers.
OF-512/Mate of SCP-4106- Another anomalous Agapornis roseicollis like that of SCP-4106 and has the exact same abilities, however, when introduced to SCP-4106, it had pacified the other bird and reduced its anomalous properties. Back in the time where the GOC was still around before the time of "Wardrobe Rampage", Lifecraft was given a warning by OF-86 that SCP-4106 would end up leading the Foundation into a financial crisis and leading to the GOC being favored and would've lead to the death of many Anominalians, and in term risked a new Occult War and one that the Inrealm could never win. As such, Lifecraft alarmed the 05-council of this and lead to the immediate approval of not just introducing OF-512 to 4106, but to transfer complete custody of 4106 to Outer Force as a result, which also lead to Dr. Tsai to transfer to Outer Force as well due to direct connections to the first bird. In thanks to Lifecraft's intervention, the future OF-86 had warned was prevented, and both anomalous birds are living healthier lives.
OF-523/Manotaurs- Euclid- A race of minotaur-like beings that believe in survival and live in massive hunting tribes. Quarantined and restricted.
OF-553/Floating Eyeballs- Euclid- A species of floating eyeballs visible only at night that can see an infinite amount of things. Quarantined and restricted.

600-699

OF-600/Antinomalous Metal- A variant of SCP-148 engineered by (REDACTED) in the (REDACTED) that has been modified to block virtually all reality-bending powers thanks to a hume-resistant quantum charge in its molecular structure. It is being smuggled by many people including the Void Market and Mr. Childhood products, even when it's been banned for public use. The metal does have a purpose for the Foundation and Outer Force as it is helpful in-containment of espeically tough Anominalians.
OF-611/Multi-Bear- Euclid- An eight-headed amorphous intelligent bear that has a belief in humility and honor. Contained and protected.
OF-663/Cloning Copy Machine- Safe- A copy machine that can clone people. Contained and restricted.
OF-696/Vasco- Keter- A giant invincible lizard and the younger brother of SCP-682, and a friend of Bill Cipher. He is a cunning and immortal monster that likes to torment his prey via guilt and, like his brother, hates organic life for its inner-corruption and insignificance. Currently not contained.

700-799

OF-702/Fight Fighters Game- Euclid- An arcade game that can summon it's own cartoon characters out to fulfill a need. Contained and restricted.
OF-705/Little Lady Ponyhead- The first recovered "Lady" of the "Sirs and Ladies" Collection Dr. Childhood had unleashed into the United Universes. The entity had the legs of an equine's backlegs, arms of a human, but with a head of an Equestrian Pony. It's hair and dress extremely reminiscent of Shirly Temple. It has cognitohazordious eyes that make it irresistibly cute to any who watches her despite abnormalities. The entity was found in befittingly enough, Equestria, and was contained by a SCRAMBLER protected recovery team. An Amnestic campaign was required the entity established an extreme cult-following for the cognitohazordious cuteness. On top of being in a sightless containment unit, the entity is to be kept blindfolded at all times.
OF-750/Animated Island- An unknown island located around the most isolated regions of the Pacific Ocean that is actually a shapeshifting animate landmass that wanders the planet's oceans like a 2D cartoon character. Because it cannot be contained, nor can any safe structures be built on it due to it's nature, OF special forces are meant to tame the creature and restrict it's travel.
OF-765/Lady Raptor- An anthropomorphic female raptor in tribal garb that is a ravenous meat-eater due to its unsentient nature that's apart of the "Sirs and Ladies" collection. It behaves no differently than a normal raptor, save for extreme acrobatics and retractable claws. The creature was contained while it was terrorizing the great valley and had cornered some younglings, but Outer Force had intervened in the nick of time and contained the creature. The creature is held in a wild-life enclosure with electric defenses to keep it at bay, though the Ethics Department had made their complaints well known.
OF-777/Haemon- An indestructible Spartan gladiator 10ft man with bronze armor, a large bronze blade, and bronze skin that cannot be harmed or killed, has Herculean strength, a blade that cuts through anything, and is also a cannibal. Contained heavily and heavily guarded.

800-899

OF-879/Lumberjack-Eating Tree- Keter- A giant tree found in (REDACTED) Oregon who commands an entire army of ents to eat any lumberjacks, and all possess regenerative wood and Herculean strength and invincibility. Quarantined and heavily restricted.
OF-880/Sir-880- A robot that is designed to look as if it's wearing a suit with the logo of Dr. Childhood on it, and is apart of the "Sirs and Ladies" collection, and can be argued that it is also Dr. Childhood's answer to Wondertainment's Robo Dude, but a vastly improved design, commands, and weaponry. The robot was initially sighted on Futurasia, but Magidson members within the Futurasia Branch discovered it first and had the intent to sell it off at an auction, which attracted Machinist Attention, along with a collection of typical criminals known in Furturasia. Fortunately, Outer Force acquired aid with local enforcement, who agreed to keep secrecy, had led a successful raid against the auction attempt. Arrests were made, and a Magidson branch was shut-down, and above all Sir-880 was safely contained. Sir.880 is held ina special robot containment storage and its schematics are being researched for beneficial upgrades to R-Class.
OF-889/Sir Professor Kanine- A hyper-intelligent mixed-breed dog simular to Tramp of Lady and the Tramp fame and was initially in that same world. It intentionally allowed itself to be captured for the purpose of saving the others of the "Sirs and Ladies" Collection under the intention of "Saving his family", I.E. the other entities of the collection. The canine caused a relatively successful breach, of not just the other entities of the collection, but also unrelated OFs. Fortunately, SCP Team was able to have all OFs and the collection entities captured in a swoop. Agent-1000 was able to pacify Kanine, and that in return that he is allowed to interact with all of "His Family" personally, Kanine would co-operate with containment. The canine is held ina specialized dog kennel, which was noted he modified personally himself to be like a scientific office. Both Kanine and Agent-1000 had developed a cordial friendship due to both being intelligent in nature. Kanine has demonstrated things like immunity to 705's cognitohazordious eyes, 765 behaved docile towards it, has an intricate understanding of 880's inter-mechanisms, and was even able to get Speakerhead's and Kaboomy's attention. It's not to be underestimated, that Kanine is clearly a leader figure to the collection entities.

900-999

OF-909/Lady Copatra- A Naga-Eqsed Female Cobra Anthro dressed in Egyptian garb that was located in Deserta that's apart of the "Sirs and Ladies" collection. The Entity tried to make itself the sudden new ruler of the planet, but Outer Force had cut those intentions short. Kanine had insisted to earn OF-909's co-operation in staying in containment, basically, "You have to treat her like the princess she WISHES she can be". A such, her containment site is modeled to be like a palace, and R-Class are utilized as servents for the entity. Abit of unnecessary extra-steps for containment is deemed an acceptable price to discourage routine breaches.
OF-929/The Mind-Reading Strip Club- Euclid- A strip club with an appearance and attractions that always correspond to the fetishes of the people who enter. Only one person can enter at a time. It is considered an upstart competitor to the Multiverseal Strip Club. The area is locked down by the Outer Force and heavily restricted.