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Of Changelings and Underground Terrors is the 40th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lougers thought that giving Equestria a surprise visit during a special event in the Friendship Summit would be the greatest thing they have done. However, when doing so, Thorax's brother, Pharynx, comes barging in beaten up and scarred up, shocking everyone present! Thorax, as the Changeling representative, went to see him, but it's discovered that the Dread Malworth was nothing more than a sign for things to come. The Dread Malworth was a slave creature to an ancient Changeling enemy from their underground days, known as The Underground Kingdoms, home of a legion of underground terrors, from Molemen, Giant Grub Beasts, Subterrian Cave Trolls, Giant Bats, and Lava-Folk. All ruled by the king of the subterranean world, The Undergrowth King, The Storm King's long-lost brother who's kind of a bit of a dorky spaz. But his second-in-command is where it is a concern, a rogue female changeling and a missing sibling to Pharynx and Thorax's named Larynx, her best friend and a ripped wing changeling named Elytra, and the bumbling moleman sidekick, Holesy McDirty. Now, the Undergrowth King has declared war on the surface world because he came to believe that the Storm King finally came to took over everything and has declared war on the Subterra, and is too stupid to listen to reason. Can our heroes hold back the terrors of the underground?

Transcript

Chapter 1: The Surfacing of the Undergrowth King

School of Friendship

  • Twilight: Thorax, can you breathe now?
  • Thorax: Yes... (Pants) I think so.
  • Twilight: Good. Now tell us what you know.
  • Rainbow: Yeah. 'Cause all Pharynx said earlier was...

Last episode...

  • Pharynx: "MOLEMEN?! OUR KINGDOM'S INVADED BY MOLEMEN?! THE UNDERGROWTH KING FOUND US?!"

Present

  • Applejack: Not a whole lot to go on there.
  • Pharynx: "...... What?! You know NOTHING OF THE UNDERGROWTH KING?!"
  • Pinkie: That's why we want to hear the story!
  • Pharynx: "...... HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE GREATEST TERROR OF THE UNDERGROUND KINGDOMS HAVE EVER KNOWN?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Depends: Underground Kingdoms?"
  • Thorax: "...... To be fair, Pharynx, I think the Undergrowth King was always, a problem with us only."
  • Pharynx: "..... (Facepalms), And yet, THIS SCHOOL WAS FOUNDED BECAUSE YOU HAD TROUBLE FOR THE UNDERGROWTH KING'S BROTHER?!"
  • Pinkie: "No, I don't think we did run into the Undergrowth King's brother, we founded this school cause of the Storm Kin-"
  • Silence.......
  • Main 6: "........ Wait, are you implying-"
  • Lodgers: "Yes, that IS what he's implying."
  • Pharynx: "..... I mean REALLY?! You people founded this school to bring lands closer after the Storm King showed up, YET YA KNEW S*** ABOUT THE UNDERGROWTH KING?!"
  • Twilight: "I mean, we have heard implications that the Storm King has an entire clan behind him, but, thus far they never became a problem."
  • Pharynx: "....... YA SEE, THIS IS WHY THERE'S SOME PEOPLE THAT DON'T TAKE THIS SCHOOL SERIOUSLY?! NAME AND ALL?!"
  • Thorax: "Uh, brother, maybe before you get too mad, that we should at least enlighten them?"
  • Starlight: "Well yeah! Like seriously, WHO'S THE UNDERGROWTH KING AND, OUTSIDE OF BEING RELATED TO THE STORM KING AS A BROTHER, WHY IS HE BAD?!"
  • Pharynx: "(Calms down) (Sighs)...... May as well start from the beginning...."

Flashback.....

  • (Pharynx): As you know, we started out as a subterranean race. But that didn't mean we were the ONLY ones. There were the other Underground Kingdoms from other subterranean lands beneath lands outside Equestria. There were Molemen, Giant Grub Beasts, Subterranean Cave Trolls, Giant Bats, Lava-Folk, you name it. Our relationships were... Shall we say... Not too dissimilar to that of you and the surface races. For the longest time, we've had it the worst before we went rogue and went to the surface to find better ways of finding food. It wasn't helping that before then, Throx had been declaring war on the other races to test our resolve the stronger we got, yet Seta did offer less-than-wanted support. These other races wanted us to die thanks to Throx. So... Well, we never once bothered to check on how the subterranean world moved on without us.... And that was our biggest mistake. By leaving our old ancient home of origin unchecked, it became the location of their new dictator: Chthon Storm, the Undergrowth King. Despite being fatter than his brother, he is still just as competent. He conquered the entire underground practically overnight. His weapon, the Pickaxe of Chthon, is capable of causing some serious destruction. He ravaged the kingdoms and is holding their leaders prisoner to ensure that no uprising is born. A terrible army growing beneath our feet.... Or hooves... Or whatever you use to walk with. But point is, he's dangerous.
  • (Rainbow Dash): Well DUH, he IS the Storm King's brother!
  • (Twilight): How long has he been doing this?!
  • (Pharynx): How should I know?! I JUST said we haven't been paying attention to the underground world we came from. And why would we?! Living down there turned into a literal hell for us. That's why we left to find food and got in a civil war to decide how to do it. We wanted NOTHING to do with the underground anymore. Throx got the races down there hating us anyway and it was only a matter of time before they retaliated by trying to destroy us entirely! We HAD to leave!

Present

  • Pharynx: That said, I'm sure you're aware that not ALL Changeling types left, nor wanted to leave. Sea Changelings for instance tend to live in sea caves. Did you know that back then, they had no eyes?
  • Skipper: Wha? Wow, that must've made them freaks.
  • Rhabdom: It's true. We lived in dark underwater caves. There was practically no light, so having eyes seemed pointless. But we evolved them back once light became more predominant... That, AND a magic spell.
  • Kowalski: You mean JUST a magic spell, it would've taken MILLIONS of years more to evolve them back.
  • Rhabdom: Whatever! And yes, what Pharynx has said is certainly true. My ancestors and the ancestors of a few more Changelings including that one from Equantica have all seen the civil war between Throx and her ex-husband, and half of us decided to leave for brighter waters. Unfortunately, we were unable to realize the danger being suffered in the underground world.
  • Tigress: NONE of you thought that leaving your old underground kingdom home abandoned would have left the door wide open for someone like a member of the Storm Clan?!
  • Thorax: In our defense, we sealed our ancient kingdom home away from any, and even if they COULD blast their way in, there would be nothing of value to steal. We didn't just leave and leave everything behind. We weren't idiots!
  • Spyro: None of us were implying that.
  • Sparx: We weren't?
  • Spyro: *Sigh* Look, the point is, whether precautions were made or not, The Storm Clan sounds like the kind of people who can make good use out of anything. They don't look like they need anything your race had back then. They already have a great deal of destructive power.
  • Twilight: Exactly. Panans are very renowned for their magic harvesting and prowess. They have made metal that can resist magic. They're also excellent alchemists.
  • Mushu: Dammit, I think they get it! They need our help! Before the Undergrowth King and his entire army POP out of the ground LIKE DAISIES, we gotta throw some weed killer in their chambers and eliminate them as the pests they are!
  • Icky: Ugh! We JUST got finished with a flashback episode, and now we're still staying here?! The Dragon Temple has been practically waiting for us for what feels like MONTHS!! It's almost 2022 for f*****g out loud!! Feels like MSM is starting to go the way of Tman!
  • Iago: Look, I'm sure he's engaged in whatever else is happening in our multiverse right now, but we GOTTA do OUR thing here! It's not like the Dragon Realms are GOING anywhere, they have other heroes besides us, like the Amazing Nine, and the UUPD.
  • Samson: Uh, the UUPD changed their names, remember?
  • Iago:... Why?
  • Samson: Something about that BLM stuff earning the police everywhere serious controversy.
  • Iago:... Racism in the police was always a thing.
  • Squidward: Yes, but what it was like in the past PALES to what it is like to this day!
  • Iago: I'd argue that's 'cause of politics being spicier than normal!
  • Bridgette: Yes, but a couple of murders of hate says it has gone too far. The UUPD just wanted to avoid the controversy and become the UUniversal Sheriffs.
  • Iago:... I would've gone with a better name.
  • Djon: Like what?
  • Iago: (As the Changelings were dumbfounded by their ranting) Take your pick, my birdbrain isn't a computer!! UU Taskforce? UU Justice Operation? UU Operational Force? Just anything that DOESN'T make them sound like they were founded on Pastoon!
  • Haroud: Why are we doing this right now?
  • Icky: Doing what?
  • Haroud: Ranting?
  • Icky: We've always done that.
  • Haroud: But this is not exactly the time for distractions.
  • Pharynx: OH WILL YOU TAKE-... Oh, good, someone said it!
  • Lord Shen: "Our apologies for that, it's a bad habit we're still trying to amend out of our systems as part of reevaluating ourselves as heroes ever since the Great Cycle fisaco."
  • Twilight: "Ahem! Pharynx, do you have any possable theories on how the Undergrowth King found his way to you?"
  • Pharynx: "..... I have some itching suspicions about that Dread Malwarf. That could've turned out to be a slave beast of the Undergrowth King."
  • Thorax: "But that Malwarf was a long time ago at this point."
  • Pharynx: "Guess we were lucky a reponse wasn't immediate. The usual downside of being an underground dweller often means the sun's bad for your eyes."
  • Pinkie: "So what made them a problem now?"
  • Pharynx: "I only saw glimpses, but I knew well enough that they got protection... Sunglasses."
  • Icky, Iago and Thunderclap snickered!
  • Pharynx: "...... I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID, BUT MY EYES DON'T LIE?! It was EXACTLY what they wore! Albeit not like Sunglasses we see on the surface. They all look more, crudely made. Yet they were still effective. In fact, it may also explain why they took so long. They wanted to create protection from their photosensitivity after indeterminate amount of years out of the Sun that could not be removed so easily."
  • Gloria: Why not just use magic?
  • Marty: That DOES sound like a quicker solution.
  • Pharynx: That wouldn't have made a difference. Anyone could just undo that magic protection with their own magic. Plus, they were deciding how to do it during the magic drought.
  • Archimedes:... Well, how do you like that? At least there was SOME benefits with what Star did. She slowed him down for us, so that he wouldn't attack earlier.
  • Merlin: Still doesn't mean doing it at all was the right thing to do.
  • Archimedes:... You're still not over that?
  • Merlin: She called the people who use it IDIOTS! She demoralized who knows HOW many people who use it in general because of ONE instance of magic making warriors who could kill an ENTIRE race in one day! She-
  • Archimedes: It was 2 years ago, and soon enough 3, okay?! She's surely been through enough already. Now shut up and pay attention.
  • Pharynx: Thank you. As I was saying, whether he used magical or non-magical means to get eye protection, won't make a difference and it could be easily removed. He spent years trying to find the protection for that.
  • Gallus: Maybe they can just magically remove their eyes-... Wait, that doesn't make any sense. They NEED to see for this.
  • Kowalski: Whatever they did, perhaps they have finally done it. We might want to respond sooner than later.
  • Creeper: Yeah, the Dragon Realms can wait. They already got enough heroes of their own. THEY could use their own individual correction of problems without us just as much as the next world. The Great Cycle practically revised the SAFA series as a whole.
  • Icky: "If in fact it also introduced the SAF EU."
  • Fidget: Ahahaha. Yeah, with all that time spent in our shadow, I bet a LOTTA jealous individuals LIKE Axle have decided to step up their game. Personally, I think the BLM controversy wasn't the only thing that sparked the UUPD to change their name.
  • Sandy: Mmmm, you ain't exactly wrong, that IS a possibility. The BLM thing was probly just what triggered them to move into the future. Sooo, all we can do is do a few minor good deeds, but not too much. We spend time here too much, we may end up asking to become parasites.
  • Tulio: Yeeeah, have to admit, that UIS thing back in the Alternate UUniverses did give us our own insight. We've been so sucked into saving worlds that we almost made the UUniverses themselves overreliant on us. That's practically another way to break world order.
  • SpongeBob: Then let's PLEASE get this over with! It's not like anything crazy is going to happen in our absence like, say, a T-Rex from ancient past causing havoc or something.
  • White Rabbit: That's... Oddly specific.
  • (Deadpool): "Because it's foreshadowing the literal next ep-"
  • Icky: "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE TO SOCK YA IN THE NUTS?! ALSO, YOU JUST SPOILED IT!!! YOU KNOW THE RULE!!!" (A neuralyzer flashed them all)
  • (Deadpool): Haha! Ah, that never gets old.
  • White Rabbit:... That's... Oddly specific. But it doesn't matter. Right now, we need to deal with this.
  • Pharynx: Then you're going to need help.
  • B.O.B: With what? We're an entire army! What could hinder us down there?
  • Pharynx:...
  • B.O.B:... Ohhhhhh, yeah. We're a whole lotta misfits who wouldn't fit in there.
  • (Deadpool): HAH! RUDOLPH REFERENCE, I GET IT!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A CHRISTMAS EPISODE BECAUSE SCROOPFANNY DOESN'T WANNA DO A SIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR THING AND HAVE MULTIPLE HOLIDAY SPECIALS- (Icky went in and socked him in the nuts rapidly) HUUUAAAAAUAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWWAAAA!!!
  • Icky: Ahem. But he's right. The subterranean world might be too tight for us.
  • Frank: So we'd have to split up and that means we could not only get lost, but give Undergrowth King a divide-and-conquer advantage. The underground would be practically a maze!
  • Cynder: I don't see another choice.
  • Ocellus: Neither do I. And I'm pretty observant myself.
  • Gaster: (Sighs) Your observance should be pretty with eyes like those.
  • Ocellus: Huh?
  • Gaster: Uh, underground mess! Gotta get to it NOW!!
  • Lord Shen: He's right. We have to move before we get sidetracked with pointless ranting again.
  • Icky: "Ditto! Let's just hope this guy doesn't have his own Tempest and Grounder."
  • Twilight: Grubber. He was LITERALLY in our story last episode.
  • Pang Bing: "Plus, that had better not trigger the Karma Fairies, you idiot."

Elsewhere.

  • Two Changelings, one with a ripped wing, and a short pudgy Moleman were seen facing the captured Changeling Hive.
  • Pudgey Moleman: "..... Alight, lassies."
  • Ripped Wing Changeling: "I'm a dude, FYI-"
  • Pudgey Molemen: "Hey sorry, I'm still unfamiliar with Changeling Sexual Dimorphism, okay? You primarily look like girls to me! Anyways..... Orders from the Undergrowth King himself, right there. He wants us to capture the new age Changeling King and his formidable brother. Not a problem for you two, nor me, your best ever partner, Holesy McDirty! (Some passing Molemen guards laughed at that)! Oy?! Who's laughing?! I'll have you know I have the Underground King's attention 'cause the sunglasses were MY bloody idea, ya twits?!"
  • Ripped Wing Changeling: "If it helps Holesy, we respect you."
  • Holesy: "Ahhhh you're a sweet lass, Elytra...... Even if I still don't get the naming yourselves after bug parts shtick."
  • Sterner Changeling: "Once more, Elytra is male! And we don't complain about molemen naming themselves after what they are known best: making holes and burrows under the ground. Return the favor and not complain about Changeling names."
  • Holesy: "Who be saying I'm complaining love, I was just asking a simple question-"
  • Sterner Changeling: Holesy!
  • Holesy: Right right! You all have your orders. Take down those two brothers! We'll finally have one of the surface Changeling kingdoms in our power. With the power they have, we'll be strong enough to-
  • Sterner Changeling: HOLESY! What did I say about repeatedly telling people the plan? (Points to something) Does he LOOK like an idiot to you? Answer that to his FACE!
  • Holesy: (He saw his face and it was cartoonishly horrifying)... Noooo, of course not! Ehehe...
  • Sterner Changeling: You're just saying that 'cause you're scared of me. Now get us ready!
  • Holesy: On it! (He left scared while Elytra got out a spell similar to the one Tempest used to call the Storm King)
  • (Undergrowth King): Am I hearing you two? I never understand how this spell works.
  • Elytra: Right here, your excellency.
  • (Undergrowth King): Ah, there you are. Goody. (Hacks and spits) CLEAN THAT UP!! (Servants we're heard doing that) Now then, progress report?
  • Elytra: We just about cornered the Changeling Hive. We just need to be able to capture the King and his brother.
  • (Undergrowth King): And?
  • Sterner Changeling: And once you use your pickaxe on it, the power will be yours so that you can take on Destiny.
  • (Undergrowth King): Hah! I knew I could depend on you both. If this goes well enough, I'll finally show the clan that they picked the wrong panan to be the clan star! (Burps)!...... I think I may need to shape up before I ever show my face to them again. Yeesh, who knew underground stuff is so, fattening.
  • Sterner Changeling: Haven't you always been fat, sir?
  • (Undergrowth King): No. Me and my brother are FAR older than we look. Thousands of years old. My family kicked me out after they chose HIM over ME! I still intend to be worse than my brother and prove to my parents that I am the RIGHTFUL prodigy to the Storm Clan. About 5 years since Sacana's death, and not one moment wasted! I may be fat, but sometimes fat can have perks. For example... HEY, SERVANT!!! SCRATCH THE ITCH ON MY ASS!!! (The servant was heard shivering) See? I'm repulsive! No creature could POSSIBLY want physical contact with me.... Also, I can sit on my enemies. Throx and Seta thought they could hide from me forever, but I've ALWAYS known where they were. I was technically within Equestria before Sacana even HEARD it straight from the broken-horned horse's mouth. If he had been HALF the righteous heir to the Storm Clan, he would've been in Equestria BEFORE me! Ahand the best part? His death PROVES that he was incompetent. He had a good run, but I KNEW he had to slip up one of these days. Now with him out of the way, I'll take over Equestria and prove to my blind parents that they were WRONG!
  • Elytra: So Holesy isn't allowed to monologue plans, but HE is?
  • Sterner Changeling: HE IS THE KING, DO NOT TALK ABOUT HIM THAT WAY!!!
  • (Undergrowth King): Don't speak for me! I can speak for myself!... Larynx?
  • Sterner Changeling (Larynx):... Yes, your highness?
  • (Undergrowth King): I should remind you of what you're fighting for. I can sense your true feelings beneath that stern facade. I can understand it's hard that you have to do this to your own brothers.
  • Larynx: BROTHERS?! They're no brothers to me anymore.
  • (Undergrowth King): Yes yes, we heard the story enough times. Queen Throx exiled you to Molemen territory over an accident. And how do your parents defend you? By cowering in fear and letting you be ousted. Your brothers never even bothered to help their own long-lost sister because they too were afraid of the past, EVEN after they became a pure kingdom like Destiny's. Your family hurt you real bad, huh?
  • Larynx: It wasn't just them, your highness! My entire race! Even witnesses of the accident. My own friends. Elytra was the only one to protest, and he had support... Until Throx TORE OFF HIS WING TO SCARE THE FEAR BACK INTO THEM!! She didn't want people questioning her authority or doubting her, so she made him an example. They all could've stood up for us, even after that, but they DIDN'T stand up!! If they wanted to, the Changelings could outnumber her a hundred to one, but they didn't! And do you know why? They... They were COWARDS!!
  • (Undergrowth King):... And just like the last time you told that story, I'm sorry for you. I know how it feels to be abandoned by people you thought loved you, only for it to turn into a big fat lie. I was nothing more than one of those big fat lies, and now look at me! I'm more LITERAL in that statement with my talents wasted and tossed to the wind while my chosen brother got himself KILLED! If it were ME out there, Equestria would have been ours LONG AGO! As outcasts, we have to stick together. So, if you truly wish to have a better future, then prove it to me! Take the Changeling Hive, and you'll both get your rewards. But if you fail and thus waste these five years spent planning for this moment... Well... I wonder if EATING a Changeling will give me their powers?
  • Larynx: "..... (Uneased clearing of throat), Let it be food for thought, (Gulps at that), that I don't think it does."
  • (Undergrowth King): ".... Okay, fair enough. But be sure to do well to keep me from being motivated to experiment, if you know what I mean, Larynx. (The communication ends)."
  • Elytra: "..... It's, okay Larynx, I think that was, only a bluff to ensure you do the job flawlessly."
  • Larynx: ".... (Sternness returns)..... I rather not take chances..... Elytra, Holes.... We're setting off now."

Chapter 2: The Underground

Surface

  • Po: (Looking on iPhone as the group was traveling on the Blue Yonder)... Huh? They made a Death Battle with ME against Iron Fist? Pfft. I doubt I could-
Iron_Fist_VS_Po_(Marvel_VS_Kung_Fu_Panda)_-_DEATH_BATTLE!

Iron Fist VS Po (Marvel VS Kung Fu Panda) - DEATH BATTLE!

  • Po: OH SNAP, I WON?!?
  • Icky: "Well congratulations, you're now officially a rival to an obscure Marvel Super Hero that only RECENTLY is getting more noticed, like with being a friend to Spiderman in one of the newer cartoons he has. You're lucky that while Scroopfan has eased off with keeping Marvel Characters from showing up in the series that it doesn't mean he's quick to make them actually appear. Unless it's for like cameos or for a joke."
  • Lord Shen: "May we focus please?"
  • Patrick: "(Shows up and starts doing the thing he did with the guy from "Chocolate with Nuts" on Shen)."
  • Lord Shen: "...... Pink One, what are you doing?!"
  • Patrick: "(P.O.V. on Shen's face that keeps zooming in and out) Focusing."
  • Lord Shen: "...... NOT LIKE THAT, YOU FAT IDIOT?! (Kicks Patrick across the room)!"
  • Twilight: "(Slight giggle), I guess your revaluation is a long road indeed."
  • Icky: And the MLP Season 8 Arc for US is STILL going on, so you tell us.
  • Sam: You have to admit, the number of years spent trying to excel at what the Storm King couldn't... Yeah, just hearing that would indicate with no doubt he's got something against Stormy.
  • Applejack: No doubt at all. So, Pharynx? Are you sure your brother is going to be fine without you around?
  • Shifu: Good question. I know strategy. He's likely after the biggest source of subterranean power, and so far, that's both Thorax and Destiny's kingdoms. They likely plan to invade Thorax's kingdom first since Destiny's was a Pure Changeling kingdom since the beginning. With that stolen power, perhaps they could stand a chance against Destiny's kingdom.
  • Pharynx: True, but that's why I managed some discipline in the royal guard. You should see my army when we fight. We fight, literally like ants. Numbers and our shapeshifting have allowed us to hold ground against forces much stronger than us. We even fought an invading Emmet colony.
  • Willie: Emmet?
  • Pharynx: Giant ants, basically.
  • Yan Yan: "Well why not just call them "Giant Ants" then?"
  • Pharynx: "Well then that's like putting "Space" in front of things known from planets, doing that would be redundant...... Also, new misfit, who is this?"
  • Icky: "Long story, involves an episode that potentially means the Scourge Dorks are gonna be more common, though we've yet to see episodes."
  • Yan Yan: "Ahem! But my name is Yan Yan."
  • Pharynx: "Well, my point stands. Emmet gives them a more original name than a redundant and obvious one."
  • Kowalski: Well, it's the Cornish word for ant, AND it's a heraldic charge in European heraldry.
  • Rico: NEEEEEERRRRD!!
  • Kowalski: Rico, how many times do we have to say that as if that word is more of a slur to geniuses and scientists?
  • Skipper: With THAT attitude it is.
  • Pharynx: But back on point, we have to return to the old Changeling underground kingdom and kick Undergrowth King out.
  • Shenzi: Then what? You trash what's basically an ancient national treasure?
  • Pharynx: Let's be honest, it was fading away from any significance, mainly because of Undergrowth King.
  • Shenzi: Wasn't that what got it taken over to begin with?
  • Pharynx: And it's EXACTLY why we gotta tear it all down.
  • Ocellus: Buuuuut what if there are remnant Changeling nomads that call the place home? Besides the Changelings that were enslaved? It would be wasteful to leave it destroyed. Who knows? Someone else could use it to avoid an overpopulation problem. Maybe destroying it may not be the wisest decision.
  • Pharynx: You may have a point, but I ain't taking any chances. If anything, living there would only serve as a reminder of the ancient feud between us and the subterranean races. Undergrowth has had it in practically a thousand years.
  • Rainbow Dash: A THOUSAND YE- I DIDN'T KNOW THEY LIVED THAT LONG!!!
  • Pharynx: Part of it is obviously because of magic.
  • Rainbow Dash: Nah, if that were the case, the magic drought would have withered them away by now. They DEFINITELY have longer lifespans.
  • Pharynx: "I'd argue both."
  • Gaster: Well, whatever it is, and before you ask, I'm not exactly a HISTORIAN here, we gotta do whatever to the old kingdom, so we won't have ANOTHER f****r like Underground King running around.
  • Pharynx: UnderGROWTH King!
  • Gaster: That seems to imply he commands PLANTS rather than the subterranean world in general. UnderGROUND King seems like a more fitting name for him.
  • Pharynx: "See, that's not faultable logic, it's just that there was once already an Underground King in the family clan."
  • Gaster: "Well whatever happened to THAT guy?"

Flashback.

  • Another Panan like the Undergrowth King: "PHRASE BE ME, THE UNDERGROUND KI-"
  • A geyser erupted from underneath him and roasted him like crisp meat......

Flashback ends.

  • Pharynx: "Let's just say it's why they're not quick to bring him up in conversations. But it was how the Under-GROWTH King got his pickaxe, by inheritance."
  • Iago: PFFFT! Hilarious!
  • Tai: So, that pickaxe is a hand-me-down?
  • Pharynx: Indeed.
  • Mushu: Well, it's not a bad close second given what they plan to do to Equestria, basically conquer it from beneath. Death, from below.
  • SpongeBob: Honestly not a bad strategy. Too bad for him, that many of the feet above him belong to the Lodgers.
  • Patrick: We're on an airship.
  • SpongeBob: The principal of the thing, Pat. We're gonna kick his fat butt hard!
  • Pharynx: He's not exactly going to give you that chance.
  • SpongeBob: And WE'RE not exactly going to give HIM the chance to hide like a sea squirt. We'll show him what we can REALLY do.
  • Dormouse: I'm starting to get bored, and I hardly do anything.
  • Sparx: That's not true, buddy. Remember the diversions you pull?

Cutaway

  • Puss: CAT!
  • Dormouse: CAT?! CAAAAT!!! (He ran around causing a ruckus and scrambling criminal henchmen and by the time the boss was beaten, he was applied with his nose jelly)

Present

  • Dormouse:... Point made.
  • March Hare: Just goes to prove that even the most seemingly useless members of the Lodgers can have some uses.
  • Brandy: Uggggggggggh, so boring! Where is that damn entrance?!
  • Pharynx: Oh, it's right beneath us. I was just waiting for you guys to notice. (They saw that they were directly above the tree that Chrysalis and her subjects erupted from in FIENDship is Magic)
  • Twilight:... Is that the tree Chrysalis erupted from all those countless moons ago?
  • Pharynx: Correct. And... It's UGLIER than I thought it would be.
  • Fluttershy: I think it's beautiful in its own right.
  • Pharynx: Of course you'd say that. You're the pony that even gave Discord a chance. But anyway, let's check it out. (They all teleported down)
  • Joe: Hold it!
  • Matt: What's up?
  • Joe: Let's remember that this is a VERY old tree. It could be home to some NASTY critters. Maybe a guardian that makes sure nobody goes in our gets out.
  • Matt:... He has a point. We may wanna be careful with this one.
  • Brandy: I'd expect the p***y of the Digidestined to think of that. Still, kudos.
  • Joe: Pssh. You're more a p***y than me.
  • Brandy: What was that?!
  • Joe: Ahem! Mission!
  • Skipper: Rico? Spy check! (Rico hacked out some Pyro Mask and his trademark POM flamethrower) WAIT, NO, DON'T PUT THOSE ON!!! (He did that as he began to see things in Pyrovision)
  • Rico:... MMMMMM-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
  • Skipper: GET THOSE GOGGLES OFF!! (Much of the Lodgers struggled to do so as Rico ran amuck)
  • Pharynx:... Is this a regular day for you guys?
  • Squidward: You don't even know the QUARTER of it.
  • Rico: MMMMMMM- (The Pyro Mask was off, as Skipper took his flamethrower and completely incinerated the Pyro Mask)... Wha happened?
  • Skipper: Rico, can I give you some advice?... Next time you see a Pyro Mask like that and decide you want to have it... DON'T!
  • Sparx: Hey, guys?... Look at this! (They saw that Rico's arsonist rampage revealed some hidden secret hatches)
  • Mr. Krabs:... Well, burn me down, metaphorically speaking, of course. Looks like Rico was ON to something.
  • Rico: Yeahh... Heheheh... Ehhhh.
  • Skipper: Well, still, you gotta learn to be more careful.... Ah, who am I kidding, you're Rico. You're fine as a destructive agent of chaos.
  • ???: DID SOMEBODY SAY-
  • ??? 2: DON'T EVEN TRY IT, DISCY, WE'RE ON A DATE!!!
  • Twilight:... Heh. Glad Discord has Black Kat to keep him from hampering us.
  • Panic: Still seems odd with how Black Kat shifted from the calm and collective woman from the Aztecalope City to a chaotic clingy woman who may be crazier than Discord. It's as if it's building up to an eventual episode addressing it.
  • Pain: SOMEONE must have been smoking chaos magic too much, am I right?
  • Pharynx: AHEM! SECRET HATCHES! GET YOUR BUTTS INSIDE THEM!!!
  • Squidward: THANK YOU! (They went in as a plant monster peeked out from the old tree. It was the same type of plant from Friendship Games)
  • Plant: AWWWW DAMMIT! I WANTED TO FIGHT SOMETHING FOR CENTURIES!!!... No matter. Better alert the fat wig.

Tunnels.

  • The group moved down the tunnels.
  • Pharynx: "Peeeeew! Yup, it definitely reeks of Chrysalis once being here."
  • Icky: "P.U.! Not even Timon and Pumbaa would be nuts for this bug stink, and they eat bugs like they're Cinnamon Toast Crunch!"
  • Iago: Heck, it even smells WORSE than Pumbaa down here!
  • Patrick: "You're lucky he's not here to hear that, ya know."
  • Iago: Oh, like the pig could ever hurt me. Whoops, did I call him a pig? I'm not worried, BECAUSE HE'S NOT HERE TO HEAR THAT!! (His shouting echoes, causing tiny specks of dirt to fall)
  • Mantis: "..... Okay, I know Iago has an aggressive voice, but this is ridiculous."
  • Lord Shen: "Then we should be careful. That's a sign that further down would be very sensitive to noise."
  • Pharynx: And if possible, can we hurry this u-
  • Icky: "PLEASE don't pull an X on us and know that we are getting this along, THE BEST WE CAN?!"
  • Pharynx:... Pull a what?
  • Icky: "..... Ugh, nothing kills a 4th wall joke faster than people not getting it."
  • Shen: I have one word for you, Prehistoric One... FOCUS!
  • Patrick does the eye thing again.
  • Shen: "NOT WHAT I MEANT?! (Smacks Patrick off)?!"
  • Patrick: "OW?!"
  • Pharynx: Ugh, at this rate, the Undergrowth King will invade all of Equestria.
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry, it will completely depend on plot. Until the plot wants it, the guy is likely gonna celebrate his first victory first before making another move. These kinds of villains ALWAYS do that."
  • Pharynx: Will you STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE LOONEY BIN?!?
  • Icky: SOOOORYYYYY!! (They entered a cave full of speleothems and roaring underground waterfalls).... Oooooh! Caves are looking nice.
  • Iago: Then make out with it.
  • Icky: Oh I will- WHA?!? Oh HARDY HAR HAR!!! (The words echoed across the caves)... Nobody heard that, right? Good, then don't play ECHOO like a bunch of dummies. We don't know what could be in this- (Patrick immediately did this)
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Mushrooms & Morons Quest for the Spaghetti of Power

4:30

  • Patrick:... Yep. All clear.
  • Lord Shen and Pharynx facepalmed/hoofed!
  • Duke Weaselton: "...... And this is why Patrick's the reigning champ of the stupids.... FOR 20 YEARS!!!! (The words echoed)... DA-"
  • Squidward: (Covered his mouth) (Quietly) SHUT YOUR HALFWIT PIEHOLE!!! Nobody yell!! Nobody scream ANYTHING!!! If I die because of someone's comical stupidity, it will be a WASTE of my life!! I REFUSE to die thanks to idiocy!
  • Lord Shen: I for one agree. I may have to have Phil here give you shutting-up exercises, and you know how much he takes training you seriously. Don't remember? Two words: TOUGH!
  • Phil:... Am I rubbing off on you?... GOOD! C'mon, asswipes! (They kept exploring the caves, while being secretly observed by Larynx, Elytra, and Holesy.)
  • Holesy: "..... (Quietly) What luck, lassies. We didn't have to go too far to look for them."
  • Elytra: "(Quietly) Holesy, I'm a boy?!"
  • Holesy: (Quietly) Sorry! It's not my fault Impure Changelings are SO ANDROGYNOUS!!!
  • Larynx: "(Quietly) Quiet you two..... We need to quietly follow them."

A little further down the cave...

  • Napoleon: (Hears Larynx's wings; quietly) Hey, Lafayette, Lafayette, listen.
  • Lafayette: (Lifts his ear up, quietly) Aw, shucks, Napoleon, that ain't nothing but a little ol' cicada.
  • Napoleon: (Quietly) It's a Changeling a-following us.
  • Lafayette: (Quietly) Oh, cicadas ain't big as Changelings.
  • Napoleon: (Quietly) Hush yer mouth. Let's see... Two Changelings, one capable of flight, travelling with a little mole-critter, it sounds like.
  • Pharynx: (Quietly) Hmm. You weren't kidding about making good use out of seemingly useless members. That dog's hearing is more accurate than that of other dogs, that it serves as a form of echolocation.
  • Napoleon: (Quietly) Mmm, most colorful way that was described, but I'd like EVERYONE to hush their MOUTHS! This requires concentration as trying to hear and identify with everyone else talking is the equivalent of a whale trying to navigate when there's a ship or submarine with a sonar navigation or its own. (Everyone hushed their mouths)...
  • Lafayette: (Quietly)... What kind of mole-critter is it?
  • Napoleon: (Quietly) It's Equestr-- (A little louder) Well, now how would I know that?
  • Lord Shen: "Hold on..... Are you implying someone's following us?
  • Napoleon: "It sure sounds like it."
  • Lafayette: Well, who ISN'T following us on missions at this point, huh?
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh, great. Who wants to bet one of the Changelings is gonna be the Tempest to the Undergrowth King?"
  • Applejack: Really?
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, if MSM's earlier worldbuilding on the Storm Clan to the point where Tempy's song was overused was any indication, EVERY member of Stormy's family has to have their own Tempest... OR Grubber... Celestia forbid it be more than one.
  • Pinkie: "Well, at least it's more original in that she DOES have TWO friends with them."
  • Banzai: "Though which one's gonna be the Grubber stand in?"
  • Icky: "Obviously it's gonna be the mole dude. At most the other changeling could be a more serious partner of our Changeling Tempest."
  • Lafayette: I still say it was a little ol' cicada.
  • Lord Shen: It's too early to find out what it was, or who is following us. Now let's get a move on.
  • The group do so, as the trio were hidden.
  • Larynx: "(Quietly) Blast it?! (Lands down)..... I didn't think they could hear my wings!"
  • Holesy: "(Quietly) Did they seriously compared me to some wanker named Grubber? No way! I am Holesy McDirty! I am not a joke?!"
  • Elytra: "(Quietly) Says the guy whose name is LITTERALLY a pun!"
  • Holesy: "(Quietly) Oh hush up, Lassy, you and I have met people like that, and this IS a world where people have PET NAMES!!"
  • Elytra: "(Angerly and loudly) I'M A DUDE?! (Echos)........"
  • Icky's voice: "Well congratulations to you for having a penis."
  • Lord Shen's voice: "WAIT A MINUTE, WHO SAID THAT?!"
  • Elytra: "..... (Angrily) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!"
  • Holesy: "(Quietly) Me?"
  • Larynx: "(Quietly) You're BOTH at fault?!"
  • Suddenly, bursting from the ground was a giant grub creature made of magma. It roared!
  • Elytra: "..... (Fearfully) Is this a bad time to mention I have a crippling fear of Magma Grubs?"
  • Holesy: "To be fair, ya be talking about a giant forever larva bug that grows lava on its person that eats meat. It's not unreasonable. In which case....... RUN FOR IT LASSIES?! (He and Elytra ran off)!"
  • Elytra: "STILL A DUDE?!"
  • Larynx: "(Groans and turns into another Magma Grub and began to fight with the current one)!"
  • Rainbow Dash:... Well, that was embarrassing.
  • Pharynx: For THEM or us?
  • Rainbow Dash: Who do you think?
  • Pharynx: Whatever. We might as well move on. They were clearly spying on us for a reason, and not a good one.
  • Baloo: Wha?! Where's your love?!
  • Pharynx: Wherever she is, she'd be wise to NOT FORCE HER HEART ON ME!! But seriously, there's no reason they would need us. Whoever's afraid of Magma Grubs has NO reason to explore these caverns.
  • Gaster: He's not wrong. Spelunking in caves like THESE would be like exploring ACTUAL HELL! Hell, at least the SEA CAVE sections aren't a part of this. The marine worms that live in Sea Changeling territory are too random for bravery. The tube worms there are just the most peaceful regions, hydrothermal vents are nothing compared to what worms live INSIDE them, and... Well, the darkness. Need I say more?
  • Twilight: How do you even know about that?
  • Gaster: I was stranded in an old Sea Changeling cave once. It was not pretty.
  • SpongeBob: Guys? Sea Changeling caves, not important! Getting the trench outta here, IMPORTANT!!! (They went off)
  • Larynx beaten off the Magma Grub as it retreated!
  • Larynx turned back to normal and landed....
  • Larynx: "...... (Angrily) You two can come out now."
  • Elytra and Holesy poked in.
  • Elytra: "We would, but now we're rather phobic of you being mad at us."
  • Holesy: "And that's also reasonable enough. I've seen what ya did to some of the stronger molemen during sparring sessions. (Shudders) I didn't know legs can BEND that way!"
  • Elytra: I can NEVER unsee what she did to that recent recruit. Every second!
  • Larynx: I SAID GET OUT OR I'LL GET OVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR ASSES!!!
  • Elytra: (They cartoonishly zoomed up to her) REPORTING- AW DAMMIT!!!
  • Holesy: WHOA! Her scariness is ACTUALLY hypnotic!!
  • Larynx: It's a gift. Besides, the screwup you two caused is not as important as the mission! Failure is NOT an option, so I must warn you, NEVER do that again!
  • Holesy: Yeah, ELYTRA! Don't do that AGAIN! You aren't gonna get your wings fixed THAT way! Now they'll be keeping their guard up the entire way.
  • Elytra: You mean they weren't on their guard already? Spelunking in these caves is like exploring ACTUAL HELL!!
  • Holesy:... Ah, aye. Touché, Lassy.
  • Elytra: "I'M A DUDE-"
  • Larynx: Both of you, just drop it! No screwups! We gotta get those Lodgers out of the picture and FAST!
  • Elytra: What if we blocked their path? Or just caved them in or something?
  • Holesy: Do those clowns LOOK like the kind of nincompoops who could be deterred by a cave-in?
  • Elytra: Some of them.
  • Holesy: "But in GENERAL?"
  • Elytra: A-... No.
  • Holesy: Then it's a DIAMOND-DOG-S*** idea. If it WASN'T, we would've thought of that.
  • Larynx: I WILL TRANSFORM MY HEAD INTO A COCKATRICE HEAD AND TURN YOUR MOUTHS TO STONE!!!
  • Elytra: UHUHUH, RIGHT!!
  • Holesy: "Okay, well, how's about I make contact to some more molemen and have them help us out? These are major heroes after all, so they only deserve the best the Undergrowth King has to offer-"
  • Larynx: "And that's us."
  • Holesy: "..... So that's out then?"
  • Elytra: "(Sees some staffs with skulls on them) Wait, guys...... I think it occured to me that we're near Mole Goblin Terratory. They're tribal, aggressive, and not much used to visitors."
  • Holesy: "...... Ayyyyyye, and cannibalistic headhunters they be! And a lot of them misfits have nice heads and some meat on them bones! Those beasties will make sure work of-"
  • Larynx: You clearly have not been in enough spy missions. These guys? They are NOT to be judged for being deterred by ANYTHING! Not even cannibalistic Mole Goblins.
  • Holesy: Oh come ON! You make it sound like they're immortal. I mean, some of them look like they are, but you know what I mean. Just because they're great heroes doesn't mean they're invincible. Those Mole Goblins outnumber even THEM 100 to 1! There's NO way they can get past that!
  • Larynx: They wouldn't, IF they didn't know what they were doing, and my BROTHER is with them. He knows about the subterranean lands' dangers like the back of his hoof.
  • Elytra: He hasn't even had that pure hoof that long.
  • Larynx: (She turned her head into a cockatrice head and petrified his mouth) As I was saying, Pharynx will make sure they get past the Mole Goblins. So we have to separate him from them. Not only will it keep them from easily beating the Mole Gobs, but it'll keep them from easily beating anything else down here. They'll never know what could be lurking in each corner.
  • Elytra: AAAAAAHHHUUUAAAH!!
  • Holesy: I think he said brilliant.
  • Larynx: Good. Are we ready? (They nodded yes) Also good. And Elly? I'm keeping that mouth stoned. Don't want you blowing our cover again.
  • Holesy: She can still make unnatural noises.
  • Elytra: HEEEHK!!
  • Larynx: Which should make it easier for HIM to keep quiet. Also, seriously Holesy, LEARN CHANGELING GENDERIAL DIMORPHISUM!?
  • Holesy: "Okay okay, I'll make it an effort when I get reading about it on me spare time, lass!"
  • Elytra: (He shapeshifted away the ailment)...
  • Larynx:... What? I'm pretty sure our shapeshifting doesn't work like that.
  • Elytra: It's MAGIC. If you want me to shut up, I'll shut up. Whatever it takes to get my wings back!
  • Holesy: Hmm. Looks as though- (They head out) Whoa, okay, we're going!

Meanwhile...

  • The Lougers and Friendship School Group ventured on.
  • Pharynx: "(Cautiously looks at more of the skull staffs)..... Advanced warning here: We might be approaching Mole Goblin territory. They're tribal cannibalistic headhunters that're not much known for having welcoming ceremonies."
  • Po: "Pharynx, we're the same people that survived darkspawn, dark gods and even OUTERS! Subterranean Molemen Goblins is comparably one level."
  • Pharynx: "I don't distrust that, but it would still do good to be careful. Mole Goblins pack mean punches with their giant mole claws."
  • Icky: "I'm sure the punch is the least of the worry when ya talk about giant claws built to move dirt."
  • Skipper: "Well fortunately there's a basic rule of subterranean life: Ya can't be able to have good eyesight. These guys are likely blind as bats."
  • Kolwalski: "Bats aren't actually blind, Skipper-"
  • Pharynx: "Though otherwise not wrong. They're eyeless. But they have STUPID GOOD hearing and smelling, and they echolocate like bats."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Sometimes, I question what evolution was thinking. (Digging sounds are heard)"
  • Lafayette: Hey, hey, fellas. Ooh, it's them goblin moles.
  • Napoleon: Yeah, yeah I hear 'em.
  • Icky: "That is some DAMN good hearing if ya can hear something that's under the ground, usually the dirt's very sound-proof! Which I think legitimizes the fear of being buried alive."
  • Napoleon: No, I think he meant they're carvin' out tunnels.
  • Shen: And need I remind you, Prehistoric One, that WE are underground?
  • Icky: "I meant in the context between the surface AND underground! Don't make me explain the joke, Shen, just because ya don't get it!"
  • Napoleon: Just the same, I got a feeling this case is gonna bust wide open. (Suddenly a horde of Mole Goblins, which had no eyes, star nosed mole-like noses, large claws, large ears, and strange clothing jump out and ambush the heroes)
  • Lafayette: EEEEYIPE!!!
  • Slightly: RIP THEM A NEW OOONE!!!
  • Cubby: A NEW WHAT?!? (A fight occurred)
  • Sam: GETTING MOLEMEN FLASHBACKS HERE!!!
  • Max: SHUT UP AND KEEP THROWING PUNCHES, SAM!!!
  • Mad Hatter: Uhhh, uhhh... (He pulled a mallet out his hat) FROM HECK'S HEART, I MALLET AT THEE!!! (He began whacking several of them Whack-A-Mole style)
  • Savio: "Oy. These freaks are literally playing games with us. (Tries to go into a hole to try and flesh the Mole Goblins out, but in doing so, he ended up popping out of a hole to get smacked by Mad Hatter's mallet) DAAHHH?!"
  • Mad Hatter: "Ohhhhhohohohoho! Sorry Savio."
  • Savio: "Ayyyy ayyyy ayyyyy, why is it you struggle with evolutionarily-blind goblins with mole features, YET YOU HIT ME PERFECTLY?!"
  • Pinkie: "Because comedy."
  • Savio: "THAT WASN'T ASKED TO YOU, PINK HORSE- (A Mole Goblin grabbed Savio) DUUUUAAAAAAAH?! (Ties him into a knot) AYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY?!...... I, HATE IT, WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS TO MY BODY?!"
  • Kaa: "Don't worry son, I can help you before they get the idea to do the same to-"
  • Viper: "UNCLE DON'T JINX IT-"
  • Kaa: TOO LATE!! N'GULP!! (His body was tied up in crazy knots as the Mole Goblins laughed)
  • Viper: "...... Oh darn."
  • Pharynx: ALRIGHT, YOU UGLY BAGS OF PESTILENCE!!! PLAY TIME, IS OVER!!! (He blasted at them with all his magic, and reigned heck upon them with shapeshifting as Elytra, Larynx, and Holesy saw this)
  • Larynx:… Now's our chance! (She and Elytra blasted the ceiling causing the place to collapse)
  • Banzai: OH NOW WHAT?! PO, DID YOU KICK A CAVE WALL TOO HARD AGAIN?!
  • Po: NO, AND EVEN IF I DID, I DIDN’T THINK THIS CAVE WAS TOO UNSTABLE!!!
  • Pang Bing: It IS stable! Someone-
  • Tai: LOOK OUT!!! (They braced for the falling rocky debris, and when the dust cleared, they all got out)
  • Jumba: Uahhgh!
  • Iago: Anyone else got gravel in their-
  • Most Lodgers: YES!!
  • Neville: EVERYWHERE!!!
  • Pang Bing: "....... As I was saying, SOMEONE made this cave unstable!"
  • Icky: "Calling it, it was the Tempest for the episode, right?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well joke's on them, we survived this!"
  • Gallus: "At the obvious cost of being able to backtrack to the surface. (This was noted as the rockslide had blocked out the way back)......"
  • Icky: "Tch, yeah but magic makes it a NON-ISSUE! Pinkie learned that the hard way with Starlight back when she was trying to get her buddy-buddy with Maud."
  • Iago: "Except that we'll be tailed by what is obviously our pursuers and be given worser crud."
  • Icky: "Ah, right, that's an issue in of itself."
  • Lord Shen: "Bloody hell, that means no ability to return to the surface for reinforcements if it's severe enough."
  • Icky: "And no last-minute bathroom breaks. In fact, anyone made sure ya already used the bathroom before we left? Cause there's NO turning back at this point!"
  • Twilight: "Then it has to fall onto us to resolve this."
  • Ocellus: Right. Any ideas, Pharynx?… Pharynx? (A cartoonish depiction of where Pharynx should be by broken red line shapes was seen)… WHERE’S PHARYNX?!

Later…

  • Elytra: Huh. Your plan worked better than I thought. It was SUPER easy.
  • Pharynx: (With a sack on his head) WHO ARE YOU?! GET THIS FILTHY DIRT-COVERED BAG OFF MY HEAD, IT SMELLS LIKE THE MOST RANCID OF EARTH- (They removed the bag) AHGH! THANK YO- (He saw the three, but he was focused on Larynx)… Larynx?! I… Is that y-
  • Larynx: YEAH, IT’S ME! Or maybe I’m an androgynous look-alike.
  • Pharynx:… I see you’ve changed a LOT and yet so little. Can you explain what the point was in kidnapping me?
  • Holesy: Eh, without you, the Lodgers will be LOST in these cavernous caverns. And they’ll fall prey to the s****iness of the underground world. The Undergrowth King’s kingdom!
  • Pharynx: "They still have some Changelings with them."
  • Holesy: "...... Ya just had to suck the fun out of it, do ya?"
  • Pharynx:… Back on track, so you three are the voices following us. Larynx? If you can pardon my usual yelling… WHICH CAVE-IN CONCUSSION DID YOU SUFFER TO MAKE YOU THINK BEING WITH A STORM CLAN MEMBER WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
  • Larynx: "Not so much a cave in, more like outright rejection of the hive under Chrysalis and Throx."
  • Pharynx: "...... Really? Was an OBVIOUS ILL-FIT TYRANT AND HER NO BETTER BRAT THAT BAD FOR YA THAT YA GOT WITH WHAT OUR PEOPLE FEARED?! AND ERGO ARE BASICALLY RESPONSABLE FOR WHY WE WERE STUCK WITH THROX AND CHRYSALIS?!"
  • Larynx: "Don't peg me ignorant to his own crimes! What I am doing is trying to make Changelings better!"
  • Pharynx: "WELL ALITTLE FEW YEARS TOO LATE TO THAT PARTY?! Chrysalis was ousted out for some time, AND we'd beaten her mom when she came back early?! WELL WITHOUT YOUR HYPOCRITE PARTY!?"
  • Larynx: "But how much of that is because of our own power vs. outside intervention?"
  • Pharynx: "I'd like to view those sorts of things as a group project deal. Nothing is ever done alone. Ants would vouch for me."
  • Larynx: "..... Ugh, still just as hard to talk with as when we were young."
  • Pharynx: "I think that was MY line."
  • Holesy: "Oy, this be getting catty now."
  • Pharynx: "....... Ya do know I'm a guy, right?"
  • Elytra: "He does that with me, too. He's, not good with Changeling Sexual Dimorphism."
  • Pharynx: "....... Seriously?! I EVEN HAVE A GRUFF VOICE?!"
  • Holesy: "I met mole women with gruffer voices. I try not to make assumptions."
  • Pharynx: "....... Wow. I honestly felt like you're the only real threat, sis."
  • Elytra: "Hey I'm not to be underestimated too!"
  • Pharynx: "Yeah but I feel like you're like my brother Thorax. Too nice to be his own threat. Our sis was always one of the tougher changelings."
  • Larynx: How do you think I survived this long in the Undergrowth King's reign? Never mind how you managed this far, Elytra.
  • Elytra: "..... I wanna say that hurts me, but doesn't the truth always hurt the most?"
  • Holesy: "Ah don't worry Lass, it's nothing to be ashamed of-"
  • Pharynx: "OKAY, FOR THE RECORD, CRIPPLED WING HERE IS CLEARLY MALE?!"
  • Elytra: "Thank you for that, but this moleman still doesn't get it when I SAY IT to him."
  • Larynx: Oh, and before I forget, how IS Thorax? As if I didn't know already.
  • Pharynx: "Well thus far he's been handling things better then I normally expect him too and managed to still be a good leader in all this. AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING FROM ME?! Cause otherwise, I will say NOTHING of where he is!"
  • Holesy: "Stubborn bugger, ain't ya, lassie- (Gets bucked by Pharynx) OWWWWW?!"
  • Larynx: "....... You're lucky I'm willing to pardon that after the trouble he priorly caused with the Magma Grub."
  • Elytra: "You also did right on me on how STUPID he is on Changeling Genders!?"
  • Pharynx: Besides, the other Changelings in the team will guide the Lodgers just fine.
  • Larynx: They’re NOT as experienced with the Changeling Underground as we are. Those two friendship students are just amateurs.
  • Pharynx: They’ll learn. Changelings have a good sense of direction. Comes from living in hives where every tunnel practically looks the same.
  • Larynx: You assume that the Undergrowth King will allow that?
  • Pharynx: What can possibly stop-
  • Holesy: Just ask, dips***! There’s ores of anti-magic metals like those of Storm Clan armor growing across these caves. To Pure Changelings, this new Ore can aggravate them like an allergic reaction.
  • Pharynx:… PFFT! That’s seriously the best your Mole Lackey can come up with? If that was true, why hasn’t it affected us NOW?
  • Holesy: Ohhhh maybe because you haven’t encountered it… Yet. He has the whole perimeter of the Ancient Changeling Kingdom protected with it.
  • Pharynx: Nice try. I know a bluff when I hear it. There is NO way he could-
  • Holesy: How would you know THAT, bugsy? Your kind has hardly been underground in AGES! You don’t exactly know what’s been down since you left. It gave UK PLENTY of time to plan an attack from beneath LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before Storm King set FOOT on Equestria.
  • Pharynx: A-…
  • Holesy: EXACTLY!
  • Elytra: So even IF they have other Changelings with them, they’ll still be lost. YOU have the most experience with spelunking in these ancient cavernous catacombs than them.
  • Holesy: I think part of that is tunneling after the Malworf attack years ago.
  • Pharynx: They’ll figure it-
  • Holesy: Please spare us the cliche lines, green face! Those misfits are LOST! And therefore, they’re RIGHT where UK wants them. And I am positive that what I just said, is not gonna hilariously jinx us!

Meanwhile

  • Gaster: "We are the exact opposite of lost thanks to the fact you guys still have Changelings."
  • Icky: "And that's supposed to assure us in spite of the fact you NEVER BEEN DOWN HERE BEFORE?!"
  • Gaster: "Pfft, we Changelings have a natural sense of direction."
  • Icky: "Being?"
  • Gaster: "The completely conveniently placed directional signs of ancient Changelings. (Points to exactly that)."
  • Smolder: "...... Wow. That's stupidly convenient."
  • Ocellus: "And Lucky."
  • Fluttershy: "I guess ancient Changelings had the hindsight to figure that when modern changelings ever come back, they would use these signs."
  • Lord Shen: "Well if our kidnappers of our guide were hoping we would wound up scared blind and stupid down there, they are mistaken."

Back where Pharynx and his capturers are.

  • Elytra: "Well, for once you may be right, Holesy...... That is unless Ancient Changelings had the foresight to leave directional signs that even the most inexperienced surface world borne Changeling can understand that would ergo make them as unlost as possible, (Larynx was shocked), But who would ever have that kinda foresight-"
  • Larynx: The Ancient Changelings! Of course!
  • Holesy: "What about them?"
  • Larynx: "They had figured it would've been a long time before Changeling kind would return underground should the Undergrowth King be dealt with, if either on both aspects. So they left signs that served as directions back to the Underground Kingdoms!"
  • Holesy: "(As Pharynx had a smug look at him)...... HEY DON'T GET SMILEY, LASSY, WE STILL HAVE YOU CAPURED?!"
  • Pharynx: "I'm a boy, and your capture of me turned into a small victory. And before you get any ideas, ya cut yourselves off from the others?! And even then, the Signs are under self-repair runes, so they can't be damaged by even the passage of time, never mind any outside forces attacking them! Ya gotta respect how the ancestry thought of everything."
  • Larynx: "...... No problem. Then we'll wait for them at exactly the spot they'll head for anyway. Which means NOW, you may call in for back up."
  • Holesy: "HA!? Check and Mate, Lassy!?"
  • Pharynx: "Still a boy! But it's still not over by a long shot!"
  • Elytra: "Well, I will agree that we can't just use the normal Molemen Soldiers against those Misfits. This is DEFINITELY a job for the elite units."
  • Holesy: Yeah. And even then, UK would have sabotaged the signs to lead the wrong way.

Meanwhile…

  • Gaster: HAVE WE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES?!
  • Napoleon: Seems Undergrowth King is smarter than we thought.

Back With Pharynx…

  • Pharynx: And what makes you think that the Ancient Changelings didn’t consider backup guidance?
  • Holesy: WHO THE TART IS GONNA THINK OF THAT IN ADVANCE?! Not even the Ancient Changelings were THAT smart!

Back With The Lodgers…

  • Skipper: Lookie here! Secret shortcuts! (He showed one hidden via a secret rock button) Looks like the Ancient Changelings were one step ahead of the Undergrowth King.

Back With Pharynx…

  • Holesy: And besides, UK is better than that. He could’ve found the secret shortcuts thanks to his Pickaxe and booby trapped them.
  • Pharynx: No booby trap can stop them.
  • Holesy: That’s likely what the last poor saps said before biting the dirt.

Back With The Lodgers…

  • Icky: Indiana Jones, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! (They cartoonishly passed through all the booby traps)
  • Silverstream: Haha! Being in a cartoon has its advantages.

Back With Pharynx

  • Holesy: AAAND even then-
  • Pharynx: Okay, are you just going to keep piling on like you ASSUME these guys will be like the ones before them? I thought your precious boss expected BETTER from you.
  • Holesy: And I bet Thorax expected better from YOU instead of getting your ass captured THIS easy.
  • Pharynx: "That's only because you had my sister with you, and I mentioned that out of my siblings, she's the one that bested us anyway. Without her, neither you and crippled wings over here can catch me."
  • Holesy: "OH IS THAT A BET, EH?!"
  • Larynx/Elytra: "Holesy, don't-"
  • Holesy: "Fine then?! Then we're willing to let ya have a ten second head start, with only ME and Elytra after you?!"
  • Larynx: "Please tell you're not this stupid, Holesy!"
  • Holesy: "Hey, ya know I can't resists bets, espeically if they're at me honor?!"
  • Elytra: "(Facehoofs) I THINK I CAN SEE WHY OTHER MOLEMEN DON'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY OUTSIDE OF THE FREAKING NAME?!"
  • Holesy: Okay, 0-SECOND HEADSTART IN-(Larynx grabbed him by the neck and Pharynx by the legs by shapeshifting into a Cherufe like the one from the MLP comics) AAAAAAAAHHHGH!!!
  • Larynx: CLEARLY YOU GONE DEAF, SO I GOTTA GET THE MESSAGE CLEAR VIA YOUR PAIN RECEPTORS!!! NO, BETS!!! PERIOD!! We are going STRAIGHT BACK TO UNDERGROWTH KING WITH MY BROTHER AND HE IS GOING TO-
  • Elytra: He teleported away. (Pharynx was gone)…
  • Larynx:… (Holesy was burned up cartoonishly as he lost his fur) Next time I’m removing THE SKIN!! NOW GET THAT BASTARD BEFORE HE RETURNS TO THE LO-
  • Elytra: He TELEPORTED! Ergo, he’s back WITH the Lodgers.
  • Larynx:… GRRRH!!!
  • Holesy: AHHHH NO, DON’T MELT OFF MY SKIN!!!
  • Larynx: (She transformed back) No, that’d just be more revolting than funny…. But I do have something, equally painful in mind.

Later…

  • Holesy: (He was hung on a stalagmite from his underwear) GUAAAAAAH!!! (Girly harmonizing tone) LET ME DOWN, C’MON, REAL LASS, DON’T LEAVE ME HANGIIIIING!!! PLEASE PLEASE, I CAN’T FEEL MY SCROTUUUUM!!
  • Elytra: (Laughs uncontrollably) PLEASE, PLEASE, LARYNX, LET HIM DOWN, I NEED TO BREEHEEHEEHEEHEEATH!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
  • Holesy: (Harmonizing voice) SHUT UP, MALE LASS, AND PLEASE, LAR, LET ME DOWN, I WANT MY BALLS INTAAAAACT!!!
  • Larynx: "Do you promise not to do something as stupid as making a bet AGAIN?!"
  • Holesy: "Aye, aye?!"
  • Larynx: PONYS***!!!! (She stretched him down as he screamed harmonies harder before letting him down) NOW you are. Next time and you can BET you won’t have kids.
  • Holesy: "Duly, noted. Owwwww."
  • Elytra: "(Snickers), I have to admit, this is the highlight of this entire experience, not gonna lie."
  • Larynx: (Scoffing, dryly) I know right?!

Meanwhile…

  • Pharynx:… Annnnnd that sums it up.
  • Gaster: Your own SISTER, is working for the Undergrowth King? Yikes, and I thought my reunion with my sibs sucked.
  • Caster: "Do we REALLY have to bring THAT mess back in?"
  • Pharynx: Yeah, turns out she’s been through some s*** and has it bad with me and Thorax for it.
  • Trigger: PFFT! Siblings, am I right?
  • Pharynx: Hey, Larynx just needs help!
  • Gallus: Not that I disagree, but I don’t quite think she’ll be free from Stormy’s dirty brother’s claws THAT easily. Thousands of years down here since BEFORE the Changelings even CAME to the surface?
  • Pharynx: We weren’t even SPERM back then.
  • Gallus: No, but someone LIKE you was the OTHER stages of a fetus.
  • Pharynx:… You REALLY don’t understand pregnancy at all, do you?… I mean, do you? Do griffins lay eggs or give live birth?
  • Gallus: Eggs.
  • Pahrynx: "Wow, really? Even with the cat part of you?"
  • Gallus: "I'd argue it's mostly the bird part at work. Also, ever heard of Monotremes? They prove that mammals laying eggs isn't that farfetched."
  • Fluttershy: Someone's been paying attention in their animal care classes, I see?
  • Gallus: Well THAT part was because of puberty making me as curious as any other teenager blossoming, but yes.
  • Pharynx: Then don’t try and make good quips if you don’t even understand-
  • Gallus: UNDERGROWTH KING!
  • Pharynx: (Sighs) And you guys are the ones who always ramble on about unimportant s***. Come on! Larynx and her lackies will catch on soon.
  • Gloria: Can’t SHE teleport like you did?
  • Pharynx: She’s not here, soooo, no. I guess Undergrowth KONG has a social segregated hierarchy as to what creature he trusts magic like that to, and what not. Kinda like an emmet colony.
  • SpongeBob: Wait, really?
  • Pharynx: Yeah. Intelligence of wolves combined with the eusocial hierarchy and castes of ants. Workers and soldiers, but also mages who harvest magic for their own use. AAAAAND, Undergrowth King uses THEM too.
  • Tulio: He’ll capitalize on ANYTHING, won’t he?
  • Pharynx: That’s what conquerors do, YEAH-DUH! C’mon! And trust me, if we get caught by her again, don't count on using the same way out via using Holesy. Sis was never one to make the same mistake more than once. She's the only competent threat of that trio.
  • Lord Shen: "Be assured, we know better to not let mis-steps by obvious idiots blind us to earnest adversaries held back by such. It's undoubtful she would've discipline that idiot molemen to not be such an idiot again."
  • Icky: "I feel like I should say that this episode is dangerously teetering between an episode that takes itself seriously or like in the episodes of yesteryear where the plot over favors us."
  • (Scroopfan): "Hey give us a break, the SAF EU kinda has most of our attention at the moment, we're rusty."
  • Icky: "I'd figured as fucking much."
  • Pinkie: But still, this chapter is taking longer than expected. I mean, shouldn't we be encountering the Undergrowth King by now- X, don't put words in my mouth!
  • Icky: "Don't worry, he does that to some of us too, sometimes. Okay fine, if his highness is getting this impatient, then fine! (Grabs a page) FYI, you're killing the natural creative flow forcing us to jump chapters. (Pulls the page)"

Chapter 3: The Undergrowth King/Rumbling Undergrounds

Elsewhere.

  • The Changeling Hive were being dragged across an entire wooden bridge platform of Molemen, as things went like the following video.
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Down down down in Goblin Town!

  • Undergrowth King: Sooooo, how are things going with the emmets?
  • Moleman: The magic harvest is going smoothly, sir.
  • Undergrowth King: DAMN RIGHT it is! And what of Larynx and her group?
  • Moleman: Reports say that she has already encountered the so-called ‘Shell Lodge Squad' and is working to slow them down as we speak.
  • Undergrowth King: Excellent. I’m sure they’ll snag each other’s progress as far as Ass-Holesy is concerned, but that hasn’t stopped them before.
  • Moleman: Also, uh, after rising concerns with our mortality rate being lowered, especially with poor Gravel there… (He pointed at the Moleman that Undergrowth King stabbed with his Pickaxe bleeding out and getting treated)… We’ve decided to form a union.
  • Undergrowth King:… Adorable. (He did the same to him) I STILL LOVE YOU, BTW! HAHAHAAAA!!! GET WELL SOOON!!!
  • Moleman:… Ow!
  • Gravel: Ehuhuah! Don’t worry about it, man! I get stabbed like this regularly. (Coldly) I’M SORTA LOOKING FORWARD TO IT NOW!
  • Moleman: "....... Yikes."
  • Gravel: "Depressing, I know."
  • Undergrowth King: HE’LL BE FINE! HE ALWAYS IS! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do PERSONALLY. Don’t wanna get TOO fat. (He left and arrived at a massive emmet colony where large ants were seen harvesting mana)… Earth pony magic, in my fingertips.
  • Moleman #2: OH HEY, BIG BOSS MAN! THE HARVEST IS-
  • Undergrowth King: If I wanted to know how it was going, I would have asked! I KNOW it is. Make sure it STAYS that way. In order to start my invasion, I must cripple them by their most critical resource: Earth pony magic, and their crops along with it. Nopony can fight, fly, or use magic on an empty stomach.
  • Moleman #3: Wait, Earth ponies have magic?
  • Undergrowth King:… Are… Are you serious? This whole time you didn’t know what this operation was about?
  • Moleman #3: I just thought we were sabotaging their agriculture. I had no idea magic was involved.
  • Undergrowth King: PFFT! Wow. I may have been ruling you rodent people for thousands of years but COME ON! What happened to your education?
  • Moleman #3: Went down the drain with the budget.
  • Undergrowth King:… (Writing on paper) Note to self: fix educational budget. (Openly) Well, Earth ponies have an inner magic that blesses their crops. If we cripple that, we can do the same to unicorn AND pegasi magic without actually taking it. We can take THAT once the population is starved out of their stomachs.
  • Moleman #4: Can’t they just magically create MORE crops?
  • Undergrowth King: Apparently there’s STUPID RULES to this. When it comes to growing things, it has to come from something. Magic can become COMPLETELY useless if you have to put RULES and REPERCUSSIONS on it. No wonder it was briefly destroyed. But seriously, though, it’s not that simple for them. Don’t ask. I stopped a long time ago.
  • Moleman #5: Then why do we-
  • Undergrowth King: DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITAH!!!
  • Moleman #5: I’m not! I’m just saying-
  • Undergrowth King: Well, I’M just saying DO IT! Crops are living things, and just creating some from magic has a lot of repercussions. It has to get its life SOMEWHERE. So, to make some from thin air, you’ll have to steal it from other crops. It’s bulls***, but it’s just how Princess Thrivia made it.
  • Moleman #3: Magic really IS useless- (He was magically choked) AHHAAA, AHHUAHH!!
  • Undergrowth King: JUST BECAUSE MAGIC HAS BULLS*** RULES DOESN’T MEAN IT’S USELESS! THAT’S WHAT THE STORM CLAN DOES, TAKE THAT MAGIC TO GAIN MORE POWER! And to master it here, I have to cripple it however I can so that it can’t fight back. GOT IT?! (Moleman #3 nodded yes and was let go gasping) Good!
  • Moleman #3: "(Scared) Yeah, glad we cleared this misconception up, agreed."
  • ???: My king! We have an emergency!
  • Undergrowth King: "Excuse me, WHAT?!"
  • A moleman rushes in.
  • Moleman #6: Larynx has managed to capture an interloper, but he escaped!
  • Undergrowth King: "..... Ugh...... Either Lary is losing her edge, or Holesy and the wing-cripple were holding her back! OR BOTH?!"
  • Moleman #6: Pretty sure it’s the latter.
  • Undergrowth King: Holesy?
  • Moleman #6: Holesy.
  • Moleman #5: Why don’t you just fire him?
  • Undergrowth King: Cuz he’s actually, believe it or not, better than the last one.

Flashback

  • At a random hole, color lights played as Caramelldansen was heard. Inside showed another Moleman like Holesy drunk and passed out as the colors played out.
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Spongebob on self-quarantine caramelldansen meme

Present

  • Molemen 5: "........ Okay, I'll admit, Holesy is still better then Par'ty Macington O'Drinky."
  • Moleman #6: He really is. The last guy was a pain in the ass.
  • Undergrowth King: Indeed. If he was there, Elytra and Larynx would’ve been wasted in an hour. Honestly glad he got himself eaten by that cherufe.
  • Moleman #4: We all are!
  • Undergrowth King: So, I have faith they’ll see it all through. Now someone get me my supersizer. Gotta keep my imposing girth up! But to avoid health problems, I'll have it DIET soda.
  • Moleman 7: "Ya know, having diet soda with a large meal is still gonna give you a lot of carbs-"
  • Undergrowth King: Oh, shut up! (Uses Pickax to make a rock flatten Moleman 7)
  • Moleman 7: "BLAAACH?!....... I'm okay!"
  • Moleman #8: How the Tart are you not dead?!
  • Moleman #7: I HAVE NO IDEA!
  • Undergrowth King: See? You guys are practically immor-… Oh, they’re in treatment. But hey, that means I’m doing SOMETHING right around here. NOW GET ME THAT FOOD AND DIET SODA, CHOP CHOP!!!

Meanwhile…

  • The Lougers and Mane 6 and others were still traversing in the tunnels.
  • Mr. Krabs: Ohh... how big are these tunnels?
  • Icky: It feels like we've been walking in circles.
  • Gaster: "Changelings are like ants, we liked to dig long and complex tunnels."
  • Icky: "Well you're right about this being LONG!"
  • Pharynx: Don’t worry. Like I said, we have an innate sense of direction so that we can navigate.
  • Sir Hiss: That and the maps?
  • Pharynx: We didn’t use those until today. Didn’t want to make it so easy for invaders. Now there’s maps because these caves are barely inhabited.
  • Sir Hiss: I suppose that makes sense. But what about the Undergrowth King? Why didn’t he have any of his lackies disable these?
  • Pharynx: We just put these up recently. They likely had no time to do so. One of my scouts even had the brilliant idea to relocate the maps every day.
  • Alex: Smart choice.
  • Icky: Still feels like we’re lost.
  • Caster: It always does to non-Changelings…. Well them and other underground creatures. Can't be helped when tunnels aren't exactly known for their scenery and landmarks.
  • Gaster: "Couldn't've said it better myself."
  • Nutsy: Myeh, I disagree. Have you SEEN what chemicals can do in a cave? It makes some pretty cool-looking monuments.
  • Trigger: Nutsy, this ain’t no spelunking trip, this is-
  • Nutsy: I know, I am just saying.
  • Pharynx: Not ALL of it is healthy for the eyes, though. (They saw acidic pools of sulfuric water)… See?
  • Devon: Oh boy. One of THOSE things. Not a problem, we got that back on our homeland. (Sniffs) Ahhh. The sweet stench of sulfuric acid. I missed that smell.
  • Cornwall: Pfft. I hated that smell. How about smelling your ASS?!
  • Chaos: Pfft! Like THIS can possibly deter us. (They teleported across multiple times, and thanks to Merlin’s Magelio training, it no longer had the ticklish side-effects) See?
  • Twilight: Glad it doesn’t tickle to use them too frequently anymore.
  • Gaster: Yeah, that was torture.
  • Pharynx: Well don’t expect ALL the caverns around here to be merciful.
  • SpongeBob: I went into an underwater volcano in one of my games. We can handle it.
  • Icky: Didn’t we establish in Planet of the Ickys that that isn’t really canon?
  • SpongeBob: The Truth of the Legends of Bikini Bottom says whale poop on THAT! Canonically inconsistent, I know, but that's been par for the course with the canon show period. So my point stands. No geothermal or geological formations can hinder us. But that certainly doesn’t stop karma from TRYING!
  • Pharynx: (Quietly) Yeah, and it can start with THOSE! (They saw small worm-like dragons in a massive collection of nests)
  • Smolder: Hooooo boy. Wyrms. Subterranean dragons. Nasty pests, even for other dragons.
  • Rainbow Dash: Damn! I prayed to the most MERCIFUL Alicorn Gods that we didn’t have to deal with these guys again.
  • Icky: "Well either they were out of office or their positions were taken over by LESS merciful alicorn gods."
  • Rainbow Dash:… You really like to add quips when they’re not needed. Typical Lodgers.
  • Icky: Don’t diss me, she-bub! Just focus on keeping these f***heads off of us.
  • Pharynx: (Quietly) Yeah, starting with being QUIET! (Wyrms were right behind them)
  • Mushu: Hey, they’re still asleep. They have to be heavy sleepers. What’s the point of even-…. There’s lookouts right behind us, aren’t there?
  • Pharynx: Yep. (They screeched awakening all the other Wyrms)
  • Trigger: DIVERSION!!! (He fired his crossbow as the arrow bounced across the surfaces, as everyone tried to avoid it) RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!! (They fled)
  • Skipper: "EVASIVE?! (They made crazy evasive maneuvers, especially Alex and Marty as the wyrms chased them) YOU TWO HIPPIES CALL THOSE EVASIVE MANEUVERS?!"
  • Alex: (Doing the Octopus) IT’S WORKING, ISN’T IT?! (He pushed himself into a wall, and this ended up causing rocks to fall on the wyrms)… See? It works. (The wyrms ate their way through the rocks)… Nuts!
  • Skipper: Pfft. Bet if anyone did that IRL, they’d get an injury, if not look ridiculous. (The wyrms burst earth-based elemental breath on them, pushing them everywhere)
  • Twilight: WHOA! These things are NOT like the ones last time!
  • Pharynx: Looks like the emmet magic harvesting from Undergrowth King is leaking magic to where it ain’t supposed to go. Residual magic is having an adverse effect on things not even MEANT to be in the equation!
  • Icky: "WELL THAT'S SOME FUCKING FALLOUT SIDE-EFFECT, MAN?!"
  • Applejack: Then shut my mouth, I don’t even wanna BEGIN to go into where else it went! (Cornered, they had to fight against the wyrms as Larynx, Elytra, and Holesy watched)
  • Holesy: "...... Well here ya go. They're about to be Wyrm food. Problem solved."
  • Larynx: "...... No it's not."
  • Holesy: "OH WHAT IS IT NOW?!"
  • Larynx: "..... Those Wyrms with magic that wasn't meant for them will cause too many problems to us if they go beyond those misfits."
  • Elytra: "That's a good point."
  • Holesy: So, we just spare them? Uhhhh, they're at their mercy here!! There's no dilemma here! We just let them kill them, THEN, WE, kill, THEM! (The Wyrms noticed them)... You gotta be stoning me! (They chased them) AAAHHHH!!!
  • Elytra: RUN! (They fled from the wyrms)
  • Pharynx:... THANK YOU, SISTER!
  • (Larynx): F*** YOU!
  • Pharynx: YOU'RE WELCOME!... Alright, we better get a move on.
  • Lord Shen:... Well, let's be more cautious where we step from here on out. Like Squidward, I refuse to die to idiocy.
  • Squidward: SEE?!? Someone gets it!
  • Lord Shen: NOR do I refuse to die to a flimsy mistake!!
  • Squidward:... (Sighs)
  • SpongeBob: Hopefully the worst has passed.
  • Pharynx: Ohhoho, there's WAY worse out there. WAAAAAAAAAAAAY WORSE! (The words echoed as giants bats saw them)... Like that!
  • Fidget: Uh-oh!
  • Batty: Well, ain't this just- *BZZT* -batty? (The bats attacked as Chi Fu girl-screamed)
  • Icky: "PLEASE TELL ME THESE GUYS DON'T HAVE GIANT BAT CORONA?!"
  • Fidget: "DUDE?! THAT, IS IN BAD TASTE?!"
  • Iago: YEAH, I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH RABIES, OR MAGIC RABIES, WHATEVER THAT WOULD BE LIKE!!! GAIA EVERFREE CREATES THE CRAZIEST S*** THESE DAYS!!!
  • Twilight: RELAX! (She magically pulsed them off, scaring them away)
  • Fluttershy:… They seemed pretty feral. Too much so to talk to. They must have been sick with some kind of feral disorder.
  • Iago: You mean like rabies?
  • Fluttershy: No. Otherwise they would be foaming at the mouth. This seems different.
  • Pharynx: Possibly another trick from Undergrowth King. People down here say that he can control subterranean animals.
  • Icky: "Well given he's the main baddie of the episode, let's assume it's him doing this!"
  • Duke: In that case, screw him all the way down to hell!
  • Nutsy: Uh, sure, like that’s going to stop him any quicker.
  • Duke: Shut it!
  • Gallus: "So any idea how we're suppose to deal with this before we REALLY go Batty?!"
  • Squidward:We do what we usually do. Wing it like indestructible cartoon characters.
  • Mr. Krabs: GOOD THINKING, MR. SQUIDWARD!
  • Squidward: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC- UGH! Fish paste!…

Later…

  • Squidward: AAAAHHHH!!! (He was inside the mouth of a Giant Grub Beast as everyone fought them off quickly)… Hey, wanna see me tempt karma? COULD THIS TRIP GET ANY WORSE?! I said it ironically, so I think we’re safe.

Karma Fairy Lands

  • Karma Fairy #1: HAH! Cheater! Girls?! CRANK’ER UP!!
  • Karma Fairy #2: YES, MADAM MURPHY!!!

Later…

  • Squidward: (They were later being tormented by Subterranean Cave Trolls playing with them like toys) AAHHHH!! HELP!!! WE’RE BEING TOYED WITH BY GIANT CAVE BABIES!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: "So this is what it feels like being mandhandled by Bronies on the level of being a toy."
  • Pinkie: "Let's be glad that these guys are modest enough to just see us as the plaything kind of toys."
  • Lord Shen: AAAAAAAH- (Later, they were tormented by Lava Beings who were hurling globs of flaming lava at them)
  • Savio: "I LOVE HEAT, BUT THIS IS AT THE POINT WHERE IT BURNS ME LIKE AN OVER-COOKED HOTDOG?!"
  • Cornwall: More like an overlength hot dog.
  • Savio: That too!
  • Lava Being #1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (He vomited lava directly at them)
  • Duke: WHOA, THAT’S HOT!!
  • Pharynx: Back away! I think it’s time I did something down here for once! (He confronted all the lava folk)… Cease and desist, this instant!
  • Lava Being #2: RAABUHUHUHUBUBUBUBUBUBUGUBUGUBUAH!!
  • Pharynx: No overcooked s*** you guys are touchy about territory, I’m not an uneducated idiot. We’re ONLY passing through. None of us can even survive lava.
  • Lava Being #3: UBUGUBUUUBUBUAAAGH!!
  • Pharynx: WITH SOME SMALL EXAMPLES, YES, BUT ONLY A FEW DON’T COUNT! We’re not here to make any trouble. We’re JUST here to deal with the Undergrowth King. (Suddenly they all freaked and went back into the lava pits)
  • Max Cat:… Well thank Alicorn of Volcanoes whatever his name was these guys are Monstro-levels scared of that guy. Eases the temperature.
  • Iago: (Scorched naked)… SWEEELLLL! (Wheezes and falls)
  • Cynder: "...... Hey, where's Bill- Wait, don’t tell me!"
  • Bill was flying into the sky as he screamed the Goofy Scream, but immediately hits the celing with a thud! Everyone looks up.....
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well...... That's a new twist on a traditional joke."
  • Cynder: "..... Poor Bill all the same."
  • White Rabbit: If I had an actual bill for every time I heard that.
  • Bill fell all the way back down!
  • Bill: "......... Why me?"
  • Icky: "Cause your clip useage is limited as FUCK!"
  • Bill: What, clip usage? We don’t do those anymore! Owwww, my heeead!
  • Icky: "Well I meant in terms of the old days!"
  • Mr. Dodo: Oh you’ll walk it off. You always do. You get launched into the air more times than I can count.
  • Bill: That doesn’t mean it hurts less!
  • Pharynx: If you’re finished with whatever you’re doing, can we please focus? And again, what use is a lizard chimney sweeper-

Later…

  • Bill: GUAAAAHHH!!! (He ran around with White Rabbit and Mr. Dodo holding onto his tail as they actually ran around an entire nest of fire emmets)
  • Pharynx:… I stand convinced.
  • Icky: "To be fair, he was a package deal with the other Wonderlandians when Cynder was made queen of Wonderland. I'm not afraid to admit that it was one of our more trippier adventures."
  • Pharynx:… Cynder, is the leader of Wonderland… And yet, she’s still with YOU guys?
  • White Rabbit: Well, when she killed the Queen of Hearts, we had to name SOMEONE queen after THESE madheads tried to hang the Lodgers for killing the Queen!
  • March Hare: That was years ago, Whitey!
  • White Rabbit: Racist!
  • March Hare: Oh you know that was not implied!
  • Tweedle-Dee: But it honestly doesn’t matter.
  • Tweedle-Dum: Given how mad Wonderland is already, it would do well as an anarchy.
  • Mad Hatter: But yeah, before you say it again, each of us managed to find use for each other. For example, my hat has countless uses.
  • Pharynx: Whatever, I’ll just take your word for it. Let’s get moving.

Later…

  • SpongeBob: (They found a gigantic empty cavern)… Whoa! That’s huge!
  • Pharynx: This would be an aquifer and an old abandoned Sea Changeling colony which had dried out long ago. (They saw hydrothermal vents that had been gushed dry, and the remains of extremophilic creatures)… And it’s a little spooky sometimes. Just be quiet. It’s said that a Changewyrm stalks this area.
  • Ocellus: A CHANGE- (Gaster covered her mouth)
  • Gaster: (Through teeth) HE, SAID, QUIET!!!
  • Sir Hiss: Am I correct in assuming that a Changeworm is a worm with the power to shapeshift?
  • Pharynx: To a limited degree, yes. A giant amphibious polychaete.
  • Patrick: Polywhatsit?
  • Pharynx:… Are you for real right now? Marine worms! I thought at least YOU would know that!
  • Pattick: What do I look like, someone who understands fancy words?
  • Squidward: "Yeah let's not forget that Patrick is a MORON!"
  • Pharynx: Just shut up and come on, quietly!
  • Shrek: No way we’re actually going to make it through quietly. We always end up having to fight the monster because of some dumb mistake. It happens every time! Stealth isn’t worth crap nowadays.
  • Pharynx: "(Rolls eyes) Of course, you guys are trouble magnets. Well maybe TRY to make a changewyrm the exception here!? Trust me, even the toughest changelings struggle with such creatures!"
  • Squidward: That’s what we always say. Trust me, karma messes with people just for kicks. But, to give the benefit of the doubt, we’ll do it, if not to prove it. (They proceeded to walk across the aquifer seeing the ruined underground formations that once belonged to sea changelings)…
  • Patrick: ("Keep it up, man!! Disprove that all you’re good for is saying stupid stuff! This is your chance, Pat, don’t derp out!!!")
  • Squidward: ("Come on, you pink palooka! Prove that you’re not always an idiot and I’ll at least TOLERATE you! This is your chance, Patrick, don’t derp out!!")
  • Lord Shen: ("This is a vital moment in revaluating ourselves away from the usual tomfoolery of always end up getting into trouble! If any idiot louses this up, this will be something that needs the MOST attention in espeicaly with the implied lack of faith for stealth!")
  • Donkey: ("Grim Grinning Ghosts, come out to socialiiiiiize!")
  • Mr. Whiskers: ("Darn it, Brandy! Why are you staring at me like that?! That’s like ASKING for an accident to happen!")
  • Frank: ("Must… Not… Panic!")
  • Bill: ("Find a happy place, fin a happy place, FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!") (They eventually made it)
  • Shrek:… Well I’ll be damned. Good work, everyone- (Snarling was heard behind them)…
  • Boss Wolf:… Okay, so it wasn’t screwing up our stealth skill. It was not thinking that the killer monster was at the exit waiting for us.
  • Phil: This is why you always expect the unexpec- (The changewyrm burst through the tunnel knocking them all around comically) -TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
  • Pharynx: "Well, at least we didn't ran into the Changewyrm cause of stupidity, or at least not stupidity by causation, but rather bad circumstances."
  • Icky: "That, and the plot deciding to be a DICK to us."
  • Pharynx: Going to ignore that. Any ideas on how to make other seemingly-useless Lodgers useful?
  • Ocellus: Well how about a distraction? We might not want that monster smelling us. Not when it can do THAT! (The Changewyrm shapeshifted into a Chinese dragon and breathed fire everywhere) So any volunteers crazy enough to-
  • Bubbha: Mad Hatter, that Changewyrm thinks you’re retarded.
  • Mad Hatter: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? (He popped a minigun barrel from his hat) SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! AHAHAHA!!! (He fired it as it managed to distract the Changewyrm)
  • Bubbha: How’s our chance, LET’S GO! (They ran as Mad Hatter continued unloading at the Changewyrm, and hat-shaped bullet cartridges fell out all over the floor)
  • Mad Hatter: A VERY MERRY LAST UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! (Suddenly he ran out of ammo) OOP! Time to scoot! (He hid with the others as the Changewyrm roared shapeshifting into a Quetzalcoatl to fly faster)
  • Pharynx: Have you EVER used that before?
  • Mad Hatter: Only once, but the others said it was too lethal to use all the time. Guns are a big nono in kid shows… Even though the content of SAF can be considered questionable anyway nowadays. (The Changewyrm surprise roared them as they screamed) HRRGH!! (He got a rocket launcher barrel from his hat) SMILE YOU SONOVA- (He fired it at its face, but it knocked everyone around)
  • March Hare: OUCH!! DARN IT, MH, WATCH THE DISTANCE ON THAT THING!!
  • Mad Hatter: SORRY, OTHER MH!!! (They arrived at an old Sea Changeling bridge)
  • Lord Shen: Why is there a bridge for an old UNDERWATER civilization?!
  • Pharynx: It’s not a bridge, it’s actually decorative. Plus it’s for Sea Changelings who didn’t feel very pelagic OR couldn’t swim.
  • Melman: I’m just surprised it’s still standing considering how the REST of the place looks!
  • Willie: Duh, why are we even crossing a bridge that can be- DIVE-BOMBED BY A CHANGWYRM- (The Quetzalcoatl Changewyrm flew in and destroyed the bridge scattering everyone)
  • B.O.B: CAN’T WE ALL JUST STAY TOGETHER?!
  • Pharynx: BETTER IDEA, CAN ANYONE WHO HAS GREAT POWERS, USE THEM?!?
  • Thundra: HE LOOKS LIKE MALCHO! EASY ENOUGH FOR ME!! (She struck the Changewyrm with lightning but it proved durable) AW STRIKE ME!!! (The Changewyrm lunged towards her) NONONO, I WAS SAYING THAT AS A SORT OF "DAMN ME" PHRASE?!!!
  • Iago: HEY, COILS OFF MY GIRL!!! (He caused a rockslide that struck the Changewyrm) AND I GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!! (The Changewyrm transformed into a giant parrot Roc) AW HELL NO, NOT THE LIVE-ACTION ME TREATMENT!!!
  • Kaa: "You too, huh?"
  • Iago: "Well kinda, cept I'm sure that me is still a dude."
  • Cynder: We got it! (She and Spyro carpet-bombed it with their various breaths)
  • SpingeBob: Okay, clearly this thing wants all of us dead so hiding isn’t an option. Any ideas?
  • Patrick: I got one! It’s a bird, right? And birds can’t see glass, right?
  • Crane: That’s a speciesist stereotype mostly invented by those old window cleaning commercials with the crows-
  • Patrick: So what if, and follow me on this one, we got a GIANT window, and cleaned it REALLY well-
  • Max: SHOOTING IT DOWN, IT’S DECIDED!! FREEZE, WORMBOY!! WE’RE PACKIN HEAT!!! (Everyone fired everything they had at it as it shook them off and ran through the monument they were on, scattering them again)
  • Po: SHENLONG, WHAT IS WITH THIS THING AND RAMMING INTO THINGS?! Maybe Patrick’s dumb idea would’ve worked after all.
  • Peng: NOT TRYING IT THOUGH! WE AIN’T MAKING IT RAIN DANGEROUS GLASS SHARDS!!!
  • Iago: Hmmm… (He noticed a slightly-active hydrothermal vent)… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! (He got the Changewyrm’s attention as it flew towards him)
  • Thundra: MI AMOR!!!!
  • Iago: POLLY WANNA CRACKER?!? CUZ ALL I GOT, IS THE FIREBRAND!!!! (He burst open the tip as the oily chemical soup burst on the Changewyrm’s face as it shrieked)
  • Rainbow Dash: Ohhhh that has to hurt.
  • Merlin: Anyone else want to use their trump cards?
  • Shenzi: Didn’t we agree not to use that word?!
  • Banzai: WELL HE AIN’T PRESIDENT NO MORE, SO WHO CA-
  • Merlin: YOU’RE NOT HELPING! Okay, just get everyone somewhere low and away from the cliffs! (Some did while the most powerful Lodgers held it off when it shapeshifted into a giant golem)
  • Spyro: PIECE OF CAKE! (They bombed it with great power)
  • Susan: Insecta? On me! (They both grew their big sizes and managed to counter the Golem Changewyrm)
  • Gilda: CAREFUL!!! YOU MIGHT END UP CAUSING THE PLACE TO COLLAPSE!!!
  • Susan: Wait… Collapsing! THAT’S IT! (She grabbed a piece of ruins and hurled it at the above ceiling of the Golem Changewyrm causing rocks to fall on it) Alright, now all we need is for someone to decapitate the darn thing!
  • Gilda: OH WE ARE NOT KILLING AN ANIMAL!! THAT ONE TIME IN THE AUU WAS ENOUGH!!
  • Thunderclap: HEY, IT’S NATURE!!! TAKE IT FROM US!!!
  • Gilda: STILL WRONG!! PLUS I'M SURE GAZELLE'S GONNA BITCH TO US ABOUT THIS?!
  • Thunderclap: THEN BOTH YOU AND HER SHOULD GET AN EDUCATION ON NATURE FROM SANDY THEN!! OR RE-EDUCATION FOR GAZZY'S CAUSE GIVEN WHAT ZOOTOPIA'S ALL ABOUT?!
  • Sandy: CAN YOU NOT ARGUE ABOUT THAT?! (The Changewyrm burst from the ground as a chimera of all its previous transformations) AW HORNY TOADS!!! SCATTER ON PURPOSE!!! (They did that and they managed to pin it thanks to this)
  • Pharynx: WHY DIDN’T YOU DO THAT FIRST?!
  • Alex: WHO THINKS STRAIGHT WHEN THEY’RE IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?! SO IF WE’RE NOT KILLING IT, AT LEAST DO SOMETHING TO KNOCK THE BITCH OUT!!!
  • Link: WE COULD HAVE INSECTASAURUS SIT ON ITS HEAD!
  • Alex: BETTER THAN THAT!!!
  • Pleakly: "Well I'm just curious about why it's being so dedicatedly aggressive like that- (Saw hiding Baby Changewyrms)........ Ohhhhhh I get it! This thing's a parent?! It's protecting it's babies?!"
  • Thunderclap: "So that means taking it down's DIFFIIDENTLY out of the question then?"
  • SpongeBob: Then let’s get out of here if that’s what it’s been doing!!! (They fled)
  • The Changewyrm finally became exhausted enough that it let the group ran off as it came to cuddle with it's offspring.

Later…

  • Larynx:… You mean to tell me that you set a Changewyrm on them by warning it of the Lodgers’ approach, and DID NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A PARENT PROTECTING ITS YOUNG?!
  • Holesy: I-I-I-
  • Larynx: YOU FOOLISH LITTLE WORM!!!! HOW COULD YOU LET A LAPSE IN JUDGMENT GET THE LODGERS CLOSER TO THE UNDERGROWTH KING?!? You know we will have to report this to him.
  • Holesy: He will likely KILL me!
  • Larynx: That’s YOUR OWN FAULT!!! You knew this was a risk, and you ignored that important factor!
  • Holesy: THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND IS AFRAID OF THE UNDERGROWTH KING!!! Do you really think it would let me see that important factoid?! NO! This is NOT my fault!
  • Larynx: We CANNOT blame the protective parent for the INCOMPETENCE of you! That kind of mistake is exactly what the Storm King did. He failed to see how vulnerable Tempest was and betrayed her too early. Now look where that got him! IN A MILLION PIECES!!! The Undergrowth King expects NONE of that! You must be punished.
  • Holesy: You seem to know me too well, and you HAD to know this would be a me thing! Were you PLANNING this?!
  • Larynx: If that was true, would you be surprised?!
  • Elytra: Alright, enough!! If we both go arguing like this, we’ll ALL be punished for giving the Lodgers time to reach the Undergrowth King! We’ll ALL be killed. Now can we worry about this for later?!
  • Larynx:… He’s right. But don’t do this again! In fact, why put an INCOMPETENT MOLE PERSON WHO CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT IN CHARGE?! It’s time to STOP treating this like a cartoon.
  • Holesy: Yeah, good luck with that- (He was zapped)… Oww! (He fell to the ground)
  • Elytra: "...... You are extra awesome for doing that, Larynx."
  • Larynx: Flattering. But we are strictly friends.
  • Elytra: Hey whooooa, I did NOT mean it like that!
  • Larynx: Let’s go. You want your wings fixed or not? (She left)
  • Holesy:… You totally have a crush on her, don’t you?
  • Elytra: Yes I do, yes I do.
  • Larynx: GUUUYS?! (They scurried off with her)

Chapter 4: Confronting the Undergrowth King

Nearby Cave

  • Pharynx:… Well, given the Undergrowth King monuments around us, we seem to be getting close.
  • Dodger: I can smell ugly Satyr, too.
  • Phil: Okay, I hesitate to ask HOW you know that smell!
  • Batty: Don’t question it, bud. (They arrived at their location)
  • Pharynx:… So this is it. After all these eons. The origin home of all Changelings.
  • Ocellus: Yeah, you get rid of the Undergrowth King, and it may just be like a subterranean paradise.
  • Twilight: Fortunately for it that’s what we’re here for.
  • Pharynx: I would be cautious, though. One simply does not waltz into the den of a power-hungry tyrant.
  • SpongeBob: You forget who you’re taking to? We’re the Neptune-damn Shell Lodge Squad! We waltz right into power-hungry tyrant dens all the time. Shen practically mastered THAT.
  • Shen: It’s true.
  • Pharynx: "Okay, then tell me, have any of you outside the Mane 6 beaten Storm Claners before?"
  • Icky: "Pretty sure we already etablished that this is the first of the Storm Clan Arc, dude-"
  • Pharynx: Then no, don’t do that. You have no idea what he may be capable of. He could crush you all with the right move from his Pickaxe. You have to cut him off of that power first.
  • Shen: I could have suggested that, you know.
  • Phil: Me too! We don’t always go around babbling like crazy cartoons expecting to win. Who DOES that?!
  • Gaster: A-
  • Phil: Don’t answer that! But he’s right, everyone. We have to play this carefully.
  • Iago: Uhhh yeah. That guy’s large, AND IN CHARGE!!!
  • Pharynx: Of course. He enslaved the underground kingdoms, and there’s no telling WHAT he’ll do to them. He may have them all as hostages.
  • Banzai: "And ergo they're basicly the dude's meatsheilds."
  • Pharynx: Yeah, that’s KINDA what I said.
  • Gaster: Then tell us the plan already, dude, don’t leave us in the dark! Your sister is still after us.
  • Pharynx: I’ll think of something! I’ve never actually been that close to this place. I could never get past the guards even with backup. The Molemen are NO pushovers.
  • Boss Wolf: Could have fooled us. They look exactly like Grubber except as moles.
  • Patrick: Ew! They have no eyes!
  • Pharynx: That would be the original breed of Molemen.
  • Patrick: But why don’t they have eyes?!
  • Fluttershy: You don’t really need eyes if you live underground. They’re just useful for seeing in light. This is common for moles. I mean, not in some cartoons, but, you get it.
  • Pharynx: The ones WITH eyes like that Moleman with Larynx is for the breed that goes to the surface. Molemen without them can sense their surroundings without eyes.
  • Patrick: So, basically they’re like Daredevil?
  • Sandy: Pretty much, yes.
  • Rainbow Dash: So awesome and yet so weird. But we’re not here for a lesson. The only one who needs a lesson is UK, and that lesson is TO F*** OFF!!!
  • Mad Hatter: That sounds pretty suggestive. Are you sure you’re not gay- Wait, that makes no sense, he’s a guy, you aren’t. Sorry, huhuhu, got used to Equestria being a matriarchal society.
  • Cubby: I’ll give him a better lesson, with a bonk on the head.
  • Si: Or, we could do this without looking like the idiots we partially are?
  • Am: Indeed. Pharynx said he may be powerful enough to pulverize us in an instant.
  • Iago: Listen to the non-conjoined Siamese twins, guys, I am NOT acting like an idiot in this.
  • Benny: Why not just dig?
  • Brandy: Oh no! I am not messing up my nails again!
  • Pharynx: Call me crazy, but maybe idiocy can work here. Look at this place! Undergrowth King fortified it against a counterattack from even the likes of Destiny. No chance in the hellish levels of this place we can get past that. Digging beneath won’t work since Molemen are natural-born diggers. So… Let’s think like idiots.
  • Gaster: Pffft! I can’t believe those words just came out of your mouth.
  • Pharynx: Neither can I, but these are no poultry idiots. Guys? What would you do if there was unbelievable security all around, even down to underground?
  • Icky: "Well it depends, we either try to be super-stealhy and find weakpoints or just say "Fuck it" and go in with plot armor and over-powered Zootopia Characters or over-favored characters ablazing. But when we try the stealth opition, the best shot would almost always be the on spot guarded by quirky guards doing their job poorly."
  • Pharynx: ".... Okay, saying we're going for the stealh opition, the "Quirky Guard" thing might be hard to find with the Undergrowth King's forces, but I do like the idea of finding any weakpoint."
  • Nutsy: Lucky for you, Trigger’s good at that. You saw what even the most seemingly useless members can do, so let’s show you an example of the power of cartoon logic in the palms of our limbs.
  • Pharynx: Uhhhhh, don’t you usually do that as a distraction?
  • Trigger: Ol’ Betsy is worth more than that. The safeties may be… Broken, but usually on these missions safety is practically nonexistent. Watching my arrow bouncing randomly made me calculative. I’d get a math degree if I went to college now. I just need to untangle the ins and outs of the place. Kowals?
  • Kowalski: (With high-tech goggles on) On it. (He scanned the place)… Alriiight… DONE! (He showed it on a tech-tinkered etch-a-sketch)
  • Trigger: Alright. Time to take the safety off Ol’ Betsy.
  • Lord Shen: It never WAS on-
  • Trigger: LEMME FOCUS!!! (Larynx was standing directly behind them with Elytra and a gagged Holesy)
  • Larynx: BOO!!!
  • Trigger: AAAHH!!! (He ended up misfiring and the ricocheting arrow blew their cover) AAAAHHH!!! (This happened)
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Men In Black 1997 Practical joke by the Great Attractor

  • Trigger:… Oh so NOW it sticks to a surface?!? (The guards surrounded them)…
  • Pharynx:… Does this always happen?
  • Trigger: Honestly… Results may vary.

French Narrator: One Capturing Beating Later…

  • Undergrowth King: Nice work, Larynx. I knew I could count on you, and I knew I COULDN’T count on Ass-Holesy!
  • Holesy: CAN A GUY MAKE ONE MISTAKE?!
  • Undergrowth King: NOT in the Storm Clan! So then, you guys are the Lodgers I have been hearing about.
  • SpongeBob: That’s right, ugly. Your Malworth got our attention.
  • Rarity: Ewww! So many giant ants… Uh… Emmets?
  • Pharynx: Emmets.
  • Missing Link: Daaaaaaang, and I was lead to believe you Storm Clannians cared about your physique, why are you so FAT?!
  • Undergrowth King: Oh, hello, I’m Chthon Storm, and I’m the FAT GUY who’s NOT judging you on your appearance.
  • Icky: "Which I feel like that's the least of what you can do as I feel like you're judging us for everything else."
  • Undergrowth King: "But at least it's NOT by appearence!"
  • Missing Link: Hey, it’s not meant to be a complete insult. How are you even able to fight like tha-
  • Undergrowth King: ENOUGH! You are all in MY watch now.
  • Spyro: And what makes you think we can’t get out?
  • Undergrowth King: "Oh, is that to imply you're gonna pull a fast one later? Good excuse to soup up security for your cell then."
  • Spyro: I wouldn’t have asked that question if I knew we couldn’t get out. Also, your intention to double security doesn't intimidate us. All it does is show that you take us seriously and ergo would provide a decent challnage.
  • Undergrowth King: "Well that's the Storm Clan for you:.... You never find easy handouts with us."
  • Sparx: YOU KIDDING?! This is our first Storm Clan mission! He’s got an army of giant ants!
  • Holesy: Oh they’re just for harvesting magic.
  • Undergrowth King: "Ugh, (Quietly) And there goes any hope of using the Emmets as deterence."
  • Sparx:… So they’re slaves?
  • Holesy: Aren’t ants slaves naturally?
  • Sparx: More like an expansive family. Colony life basicly means everyone has to volenteer for work for survival's sake. Buuut, it’s only slavery when another ant colony takes over.
  • Icky: And they are NASTY. Trust me. I owed a debt to a colony once. Awkward way to start off the pilot of this series, by the by. Then again Season 1 of the chronicles has alot of things we regret doing ever since.... Espeically the French Experience with Gary. So glad we're ironing out our standerds since that escapade.
  • Holesy:… Not going to touch on that, but anyway, don’t think we just keep WORKERS. Soldiers are the part you have to worry about. They have magic venom that can f*** you up for life. (They saw soldier emmets being rode by other mole men)
  • Undergrowth King: "(Quietly) Okay, that I can still work with at least."
  • Spyro:… Sad to see them be enslaved like this.
  • SpongeBob: Which is exactly why YOU’RE GOING DOWN, FAT AND FUZZY!!
  • Undergrowth King: That’ll be the day. I have spent too long conquering the subterranean world and I have a mandatory summit with all the leaders of the Underground Kingdoms later. This will spell the invasion we have all been waiting for. Only I’M not gonna blow it like that IDIOT Sacana!
  • Silverstream: Sacana? THAT’S the Storm King’s real name?
  • Pharynx: PFFT! I still laugh every time I hear it.
  • Undergrowth King: Kinda why we went for being called by our titles, some of us have very weird birth names and- Hey wait a minute?! (He used his Pickaxe to shake the place and get their attention) NOBODY ignores THE UNDERGROWTH KING!!!
  • Kowalski: Still makes no sense to call yourself that if not UNDERGROUND King since that was already taken. Why not, SUBTERRANEAN King? Or CHTHONIC King? The latter sounds more badass.
  • Undergrowth King: Underground King went by both before, and each family member comes with trademark. HMMPH! Another reason to hate my family besides choosing Sacana over ME! They always choose the best names before me. It drove me to confort food. (Eats from a bowl of undergroundian bugs)
  • Icky: "Not sure the Timon and Pumbaa diet would really help with your personal family druma, dude."
  • Sir Hiss: (Shudders at the Undergrowth King eating the bugs)..... I can see why you’re so fat. Depression eating is NOT healthy.
  • Viper: BABE, HUSH!!
  • Sir Hiss: "Sorry love, his devouring of those insects got to me!"
  • Fluttershy: "(Holding back tears) It's getting to me too, but a way that I'm sad about it."
  • Undergrowth King: Hey, like I said, being fat has advantages. Just ask your big fat panda there.
  • Po: Are you talking to me?
  • Shenzi: Uh-oh, he called him a big fat panda!
  • Po: Are you talking to ME?!
  • Shenzi: Shouldn’ta done that.
  • Po: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
  • Shenzi: NOW you’re in for it.
  • Po: THEY CALL ME, MISTER BIG FAT PANDA!!! (He attacked, but Undergrowth King grabbed his fist)
  • Undergrowth King: Well, Mr. Big Fat Panda, they call ME, MR. BIG FAT BOSS!!!
  • Holesy: No we don’t-
  • Undergrowth King: Oh let me have this moment, and even then, you were THINKING it! (He beat up Po)… See? I can hold my ground.
  • Spyro: "Again, that only shows you're a serious challnage, and we're not detered."
  • Icky: "But I'll put on the table that direct combat with the dude might be tricky-"
  • Undergrowth King: Well in turn, I'm obligated to return that taking me seriously in favor by obligating to TRIPLE security for your cells! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a surface world ripe for the picking. Hopefully you will all stay in there long enough for it to happen. They’ll truly bow to a DIFFERENT kind of BA-BA-BA-BOOM!!! But first… (He drained the magic from the heroes with his Pickaxe) Just in case you decide to cheat. Not that I’m sure it’ll stop you entirely. TAKE THEM TO THE DUNGEON!

Dungeon

  • Larynx: (They were placed in the dungeon) Make sure they stay there. Or at least long enough for the attack. These are the Lodgers. They never stay trapped forever, with or without magic.
  • Enslaved Impure Changelings: YES MAM!!
  • Pharynx: Larynx, please. You’re better than this. I’m your brother.
  • Larynx: I LOST MY BROTHER LONG AGO, AND IT’S TOO LATE TO GET HIM BACK!! Don’t think you can Tempest me, Pharynx.
  • Icky: "The plot might actually surprise ya-"
  • Pharynx: "WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT ALREADY?!"
  • Icky: "Okay fine, the meta jokes were outlasting their welcome anyways."
  • Twilight: Why are you even doing this? What do you get out of helping the Undergrowth King?
  • Larynx: "I'm sure Pharynx already covered that-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, you're basicly Changeling Tempest and you're mad about Changelings going down the path they took, and your also mad at Chrysalis for being uncool with you."
  • Larynx: "..... Ugh, he really did covered that, did he?"
  • Iago: "What can we say, SAF's a sucker for lore-building- (Pharynx kicks him) OWWWW, THAT HURTS?!"
  • Icky: "Yeah Iags, take 5 on the meta humor, Pharynx is at his fucking limit here."
  • Pharynx: Yeah, I told them everything, Larynx, but it’s been a long time. It’s time to stop clinging to the past and-
  • Larynx: ENOUGH! I said you’re NOT Tempesting me. My mind has been LONG made up. Undergrowth King is ABOVE his brother. He would never betray me. He made that clear to me since Storm King died.
  • Iago: Not to be THAT guy again, but the Storm Clan seems like the kind of guys who will do that no matter what. Doesn’t he harshly punish those who turn out too incompetent? Stock villain behavior to us.
  • Thundera: Mi amor is right. What has he even promised you? Chrysalis wronged you long ago because you wanted different than she intended. What better could this enemigo offer?
  • Larynx: He is having a summit with the leaders of the underground kingdoms that will decide the future of Subterranean Equestria. In fact there’s more down here than you know. The Undergrowth King has seen subterranean worlds that are home to prehistoric life, INCLUDING you ponies' Mesohippus ancestors. Mammoths and other prehistoric mammals underneath Potamia. This summit will give MORE than enough for me.
  • Icky: Of COURSE there’s hidden prehistoric lands besides Saurusia.
  • Larynx: See? We can make something HUGE! Something that will benefit ALL of us. Undergrowth King promised to be BETTER than his brother and all he has done, in spite of his rough acts of discipline, have proven it.
  • Ryan: Uh, I think you’re forgetting one thing. UK has a severe case of photosensitivity. Being underground for the his long, especially since we established that Storm King’s family is THOUSANDS of years old, means that you can’t tolerate sunlight anymore.
  • Private: He’s right. Just ask the Red Squirrel.
  • Larynx: Who?
  • Private: Someone ALSO photosensitive. Being in the dark for years is very bad for your eyes.
  • Larynx: You have the gall to just insult Undergrowth King’s intelligence? He took your magic, antied what I can assume is a running joke as you’d call it from your panda friend, AND tripled security here. AND he acknowledges that you can’t be restrained forever. If you think he’s stupid enough to NOT think of a way around his photosensitivity, you’re as dumb as you look.
  • Skipper: Yeah, Private, he seems smarter than that.
  • Private: Don’t we USUALLY underestimate villain intelligence because this is a cartoon and it’s usually true?
  • Larynx: Okay, that’s enough lunacy I can take from you lunatics. Guards? You have your orders. Keep them restrained for as long as you can, until the boss’s summit is concluded
  • Enslaved Changelings: YES SIR- I MEAN, MAM!
  • Larynx:… Oy! I can tell where THIS is going, so remember, these guys can’t use their magic, so they’ll instead say anything to make you doubt yourselves.
  • Gaster:… Well give your sister credit. As misguided as she is, she knows what she’s doing, ish. At least more then the obvious Grubber Stand-in.
  • Holesy: I RESENT THAT?! (Larynx left)
  • Mushu:… Any chance we CAN talk you guys out of this-
  • Enslaved Changelings: NO MAM- I MEAN, SIR!!
  • Mushu:… Cynder? Can you still do the Avatar Cynder thing to bust us through this cell?
  • Cynder: They took our magic. I can’t do anything.
  • Mushu: Didn’t think so.
  • Icky: "And to be frank, since Gazelle's obviously not given any lines it's safe to assume she's absint this episode, and we're in that period where we're trying not to over-rely on that OP Diva of a Spectatular Modern Disney Movie."
  • Lord Shen: "Which is part of revaluating ourselves, mind you."
  • Donkey: SOoooo, what do we do? Can’t talk about it, those guards look like they have damn good listening skills.
  • Sir Hiss: I don’t know, but we best hurry. Given she said that there’s other hidden prehistoric lands beneath the ground, if Undergrowth King got his claws on them, God KNOWS what carnage he could bring.
  • Icky: "Well if Jurrassic Park's anything to go by-"
  • Iago: "Different idea but the point is made."
  • Mr. Whiskers: But how can we get out if we can’t talk about it? We can’t use some kind of telepesis now that we have no magic.
  • Ed Otter: It’s telepathy, and I believe that there could be other ways.
  • Pharynx: Then you better get started. I could use another seemingly useless Lodge member having a chance to show their stuff right about now!
  • Icky: "Hmmm..... (Quietly) Changelings are suckers for love, right?"
  • Gilda: "(Quietly) Impures espeically, but I'm not sure if these guys are stupid enough to immediately go for what you're planning."
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Ahhh, but when was their last lunch break? (Points to how nearly emaciate the Impures look).... They don't need to be dumbasses to struggle with hunger."
  • Gilda: (Quietly) Hmm… This could work. Buuut, who’s the sexiest of all of us?
  • Frank: (Quietly) A-
  • Gilda: (Quietly) And NOT according to the Internet.
  • Kaa: (Quietly) Yes indeed. Trust me. I KNOW!
  • Susan: (Quietly) What about me? I’m usually a giant anyway.
  • Dr. Cockroach: (Quietly) Oh come ON! We are SO not doing this the giant fetish way! And you don’t have that quantonium inside of you for now. It’s practically in the name that it functions the same way as magic if the Superiors are anything to go by.
  • Rarity: (Quietly) Uh HELLO?! Those things don’t see EVERYTHING IN THE UUNIVERSES AS SEXY! They’re usually limited to THIS world! So, which of us from Equestria is the sexiest?
  • Trixie: (Quietly) (Quietly) Why, the GREAT and POWERFUL-
  • Rarity: (Quietly) Oh, hush up and go marry yourself, Miss Vanity!
  • Gilda: (Quietly scoffed)
  • Rarity: (Quietly) No. that would be ME! Spiky-Wikey here would agree considering we… Had shared some moments together and then stopped for… Obvious reasons. I got this. (She walked up to the two guards) Say, guys?
  • Changeling Guard #1: We’re girls.
  • Rarity:… ("Oh sweet suffering Celestia! Curse the fact that Impure Changelings have TERROABLE SEXUAL DIMORPTHISUM!?") *Deep breath* ("Suck it up, Rarity! Being a homosexual may not be your cup of tea on a personal level, but that doesn't mean that love isn't still love reguardless of genders or oriantation, espeically for Changelings!") When’s the last time you ladies ate?
  • Changeling Guard #2: Oh… Uh… It’s been a while. I mean, love is so hard to find these days. Which can't be helped when you're under the Undergrowth King.
  • Rarity: Welllllll… If you two are famished, why not-
  • Changeling Guard #1: I’m going to stop you right there, lady, we’re not gay.
  • Changeling Guard #2: Nope….. We’re bisexual.
  • Changeling Guard #1: SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!! Besides she is just trying to bribe us to allow the prisoners to escape!
  • Changeling Guard #2: UGH, WHO CARES?! I’M STARVING!!! I can’t perform on an empty stomach!!!
  • Changeling Guard #1: We have honor that is TOO strong to be broken for food! (Her stomach growled)… AW BUCK IT, WHO AM I KIDDING?! I haven’t eaten in 3 DAYS!!
  • Rarity: Sooooo? (She hesitantly showed off her beauty to them)
  • Changeling Guard #1:… Oh my underground GODS, she’s beautiful!
  • Changeling Guard #2: Sooo… Much… Love!!!!
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) Rarity's charm knows no bounds."
  • Changeling Guard #1: AW F*** IT, I’M STARVING!!! (They opened the cell and they knocked them both out with the cell doors)
  • Rarity:… I enjoy being a lady sometimes. (They got out and went for the Underground King)

Chapter 5: Harmony in the Underground Kingdoms

Meanwhile…

  • Undergrowth King: Thank you all for coming to the mandatory summit. (The leaders were held by force by the Changeling and Moleman slaves)
  • Leader #1: "You say this as if we had the opition of a choice."
  • Undergrowth King: "I said that in cruel irony, you know."
  • Leader #2: Ugh! Can you just tell us why you brought us here?
  • Undergrowth King: "Oh, the big plans I have in store. (The Molemen began setting up a giantic presentation of the Undergrowth King's plans)...."
  • Leader 3: "....... That looks like we're gonna be here for awhile."
  • Undergrowth King: I know. Wasting time that could be spent invading the surface, especially when the LODGERS ARE KNOCKING AT ONE OF OUR CELL DOORS! Buuut, because they are, NO! Let’s wrap this up quickly.
  • Leader 4: Thank THE GODS!!!
  • Undergrowth King: Alright. Mole Lord, your men have proven very useful in operations. Especially your Malworths.
  • Leader 2 (Mole Lord): Well gee, thanks.
  • Undergrowth King: So you shall be leading the Molemen to the surface for our takeover.
  • Mole Lord: WHAT?! AN INVASION?! Isn’t that a little- (The Changelings held him at hornpoint) I, uh, mean, suuuure! Viva La Invasion!
  • Undergrowth King: King Rockhart? Your cave trolls are EXCEPTIONAL powerhouses. LEAGUES better than my last Storm Guard ages ago.
  • Leader 3 (King Rockhart): Sooo, we’ll be forcibly BEING the powerhouses in your invasion?
  • Undergrowth King: Bingo Dingo! Baron Prism?
  • Leader 1 (Baron Prism): Uh, not that I’m questioning your authority, even if it IS forced, but what do you need us Diamond Dogs for? We're not even that great of numbers cause of Master Pluto using the Rainbow Rock to make us less gem-hoardy. And even THEN, all we do is hoard subterranean gems.
  • Undergrowth King: Oh, you want to know why? Because the emmets have discovered aga crystals beneath Equestria’s surface.
  • Baron Prism: The DIRT is aga crystals?
  • Undergrowth King: 1, No the dirt is NOT aga crystals…. Much. 2, come up with a BETTER euphemism. 3, they’re basically mana crystals.
  • Baron Prism: Then just say that! My kind already don’t have good vocal skills anyway!
  • Undergrowth King: So with those crystals, we can… Well we’re on a time crunch so you know what we CAN! Ahem, Sir Granite?
  • Leader 4 (Sir Granite): Ugh, let me guess. We Golems are useful for the fact we are LIVING EARTH!!!
  • Undergrowth King: EXCELLENT WORK SPEEDING THINGS UP!
  • Leader 5: "(Quietly) Cause no duh."
  • Undergrowth King: AlRIIIGHT, LORD HEMO, YOU JUST VOLUNTEERED! You will be going first with the Camazotz.
  • Leader 5 (King Hemo): Uh, sir, you DO know that we’re WAAAAAY more photosensitive than you, right? Direct exposure to sunlight makes us SUPER feral! It’s even devolved some of my kind to primitive savagery.
  • Undergrowth King: That just makes you even more dangerous.
  • King Hemo: But no more safe for you. They may attack ally and enemy alike.
  • Undergrowth King: "Alittle planning around that would resolve it just fine."
  • King Hemo: Are you sure about that? You said the Lodgers are coming, soooo-
  • Undergrowth King: I AM ABLE TO WORK WITH IT!!! Besides, that’s kinda why you guys will be first on the battlefield. When Canny-Lot-
  • Baron Priem: Canterlot.
  • Undergrowth King: Ignoring you because YOU WERE NOT PERMITTED TO SPEAK!!! AND RUDE INTERRUPTING ME!!!
  • Baron Prism: Well, excuse me for correcting a naming error!
  • Undergrowth King: When they’re distracted, that’s when WE’LL strike from the ground in subtlety at critical areas. When they’re crippled, we will all come out at full force.
  • Sir Granite: Uhhh, Canterlot is built on the site of a mountain.
  • Undergrowth King: Exactly why it works to OUR advantage. We won’t just be attacking random places from beneath.
  • King Rockhart: Is it just me, or has he become inconsistent?
  • Undergrowth King: OH SORRY, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO MY FACE?!?
  • King Rockhart: NO, KEEP GOING!!!
  • Undergrowth King: Okay, you know what? We founded the basis of the attack, so it’s on YOU guys to make it work. My forces will escort you to your posts.
  • Mole Lord: No escort will be necessary.
  • Undergrowth King: I insist! We wouldn’t want you missing when you’re needed, WOULD WE?! (Changelings threatened them) WELL?! WOULD WE?!?
  • Mole Lord:… No!
  • Undergrowth King: Excellent. Trust me, my friends. This is for the betterment of everyone. You’re all dismissed. I expect you at your posts in exactly 30 minutes! If you’re not there by then, you’re finished! (The Changelings teleported each leader away, and the Lodgers immediately arrived and Undergrowth King teleported)
  • Skipper: UGH!! We’re too late!!!
  • Twilight: Without our magic, we’ll never reach Canterlot in time!
  • Pharynx: Okay, any seemingly useless members got any bright ideas?
  • Lord Shen: "Well I'll take care of giving Celestia an advanced warning. (Uses communicator to call for Celestia)."
  • Pharynx:… Well, that works too-
  • (Celestia): SHEN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! CANTERLOT IS UNDER ATTACK!!! CAMAZOTZ JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND- (A screech was heard and the communicator was busted)
  • Lord Shen: "......... One part of me wants to freak out, but, I'm tragicly so desensitised to Celestia being in danger that I appear in able to do so..... Outloud. (Was heard internally screaming)."
  • Rainbow Dash: Well THAT was quick!
  • Po: I TOTALLY CALL HAX ON THAT ONE!!!
  • Gaster: This is why-
  • Archimedes: Yeah, why you hate magic sometimes, we get it. If you hadn’t noticed, OURS HAS BEEN STOLEN!!
  • Lord Shen: Fortunately, we can get there as fast as possible. (He contacted the van to come for them only for the van to crash on the ground upon its destination)
  • Brandy:..... You just forgot we were underground, didn’t you?
  • Lord Shen: No! I was HOPING out new drill lasers would work, KOWALSKI!!
  • Kowalski: That doesn’t mean they work when you summon the van!! It’s not a spaceship with a smart and snarky AI or anything!
  • Icky: "Ohhhhh, we should TOTALLY consider that one of these days!"
  • Skipper: "Trust me, with Kolwalski's history of A.I.s end up going rogue outside of Geltodrone, luckly, we're better off staying clear of that from him."
  • Lord Shen: Oh for the love of Yinglong! Fine! Plan B! (He used the portal remote to send them directly to Canterlot)
  • Patrick:… Why didn’t we use that first? Or better yet, why didn’t we use that to get to the van INSTEAD of getting it wrecked?!
  • Icky: "Yeah you are SUPER off your game this episode, Shen. This is diffiidently not one of the better moments for ya."
  • Lord Shen: Sweet Jade Emperor! Alright, you know what? Let’s just do SOMETHING! Once we get our magic back, we’ll fix the van and use it to blow up our enemies.
  • Boss Wolf: You’re just mad because you never got to use the new Firework Cannon mods.
  • Lord Shen: (He took out a blade)
  • Boss Wolf:… Which of course, there’s always next time.
  • Lord Shen:… Don’t make me use one of my recycled lines here.
  • Boss Wolf: Right. EVERYONE, MOVE!!!! (They spread across Canterlot)

Canterlot Throne Room.

  • Celestia: (She kept blasting at the Camazotz and from a nearby location Hemo was disgusted that his people were being sacrificed) BACK!!!
  • Luna: Careful, Tia.
  • Celestia: And I'm not being that now HOW?!
  • Luna: The Camazotz wouldn’t attack in mass numbers like this in the morning. Something is controlling them!
  • Celestia: I think that’s already clear enough. Where is King Hemo, and why did he let this happen?
  • Luna: We will soon find out! Look! (The Lodgers arrived)
  • Twilight:… Getting Batula flashbacks here, and THAT was too many years ago!
  • Mushu: Now let’s be careful and not Season 1 this and get overwhelmed stupidly. These guys are still people and-
  • Razoff: SHOOT!!! (He fired many bullets at them)
  • Mushu: THE HELL, RAZ?!
  • Razoff: Oh relax, they’re just blanks.
  • Mushu: WELL YOU'RE STILL FIRING A GUN AT THEM!? THAT MIGHT MAKE THEM FIGHT BACK HARDER AND- (More Camazotz came out from the side of the mountain in a massive flock)..... Uhhhhhh Oh.
  • Batty:… Well s-*BZZZZZAT*
  • Icky: "NOW WE'RE REALLY GONNA BE REMINDED OF BATULA?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Some of us may not be familier of what you meant."
  • Icky: "HE WAS A BEFORE YOU THING AND THAT'S ALL I THINK WE HAVE TIME TO SAY-" (The Camazotz attacked them and they ended up falling comically off the edge of the city)
  • Undergrowth King: NOW!!! (Forces came right out, all of which wore sunglasses, riding soldier emmets and other subterranean beasts)
  • Mole Man #1: I make this look GOOD, BRAH!!! (He strut his stuff with his sunglasses as he attacked)
  • Lord Shen: (The Lodgers were teleported straight back) URRRGH!!!
  • Iago: THAT’S IT! NOW I’M MAD!!!
  • Merlin: Wait, we have our magic back?!?
  • Celestia: NO THAT WAS ME!! GET YOURS BACK, QUICK!!
  • SpongeBob: WE’RE GONNA WHIP YOU LIKE YOU DO ON YOUR POOR SLAVES, UK!!!
  • Razoff: Well, THAT was just said.
  • SpongeBob: Yes it was. (They all fought as soon the Camazotz returned and attacked allies and enemies)
  • Undergrowth King: DAMMIT!!!
  • King Hemo: I believe this is the part where I say-
  • Undergrowth King: I WILL SIT ON YOU!!! (Holesy cracked from that)
  • Holesy: TRUST ME, MAN, THAT HAIRY CANYON IS A HORRIFYING PARALLEL DIMENSION!!!
  • Elytra: So what do we do, sir?
  • Undergrowth King: "WELL OBVIOULY STOP THEM?!"
  • Elytra: HOW?! THEY’RE THE GODDAMN LODGERS!!!
  • Undergrowth King: YEAH, BUT THEY’RE NOT THE GODDAMN BATMARE!!! PLUS I STILL HAVE THEIR MAGIC!!!
  • Elytra: That’s true.
  • Larynx: C’mon, Ely! We have to do this! (They buzzed off)
  • Holesy:… Well, glad I’m not out there.
  • Undergrowth King: OH NO! No freeloaders in MY ARMY!!! When I say everyone plays their part, I MEAN EVERYONE!!! GET ON YOUR EMMET RIGHT NOW, OR YOU’RE THE ONE I’M SITTING ON!!!
  • Holesy: NO, NOT AGAIN!!! (He scurried out comically and on a bigger soldier emmet) YA, EMMY, YAAAH!!! (The emmet skittered off)
  • Cave Troll: (Had sunglasses on) HAHAAA!! Is THIS a joke?! (He was faced with Dormouse outside his teacup) A LITTLE PIPSQUEAK?!? (Dubbed as Kevin Hart) You ain’t gonn do, S************!!! YOU AIIIIN’T GOOONN’ DOO, S********!!! YOU, AIN’T, GONN’DO S***!!! You ain’t gonn’do it! (The unamused Dormouse just leapt up and took off his sunglasses) YOU- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! WHAT IS THAT BLINDING THING IN THE SKY?!?
  • Mad Hatter: That’s the sun!
  • Cave Troll: WHAT IS THE SUN?!?
  • March Hare (Was like this)
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The sun is a deadly lazer

  • Cave Troll: AAAAHHHHH!!! UK NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH- (He jumped off the edge of Canterlot comically)…
  • Mr. Dodo: By Jove!!
  • March Hare: Ah, he’ll live. Nobody dies unless the producers or canon say so. And even then, he might land on something comedically convenient. Like a giant trampoline or-

At the bottom.

  • Guard 1: 100 comfy mattresses!!
  • Delivery Pony: Wha?
  • Guard 1: "Yes!! For the last time, we did not order 100 comfy mattresses."
  • Guard 2: "Cause we would've known if we did!"
  • Delivery Pony: "WELL NOW YA TOLD ME?! (He was seen with a large pile of matresses) I wish ya told me that before I got here?!"
  • The Cave Troll was heard screaming as he lands on the matresses, coushining his fall.....
  • Cave Troll: "(Still blinded)....... MY THE GROUND IS SURPRISINGLY SOFT?!"
  • Delivery Pony:… Is this what Derpy sees a lot?

Canterlot

  • Spyro: (The Lodgers continued fighting the Army with Celestia and Luna) THERE HE IS!!
  • Larynx: (She flew in and hurled an Obsidian Orb at them)
  • Pharynx: SISTER, WHAT ARE YOU- (He was turned to Obsidian stone)
  • Ocellus: PHARYNX!!! (Elytra dropped another Obsidian Orb that dropped on the Student Six)
  • Sandbar: SHIELD!!! (They tried putting it up)… Right. No mag- (The Orb turned them to stone)
  • Gaster: (Gasps)…
  • Icky: "..... Well shit, guess those kids can't win them all."
  • Twilight: Yeah, and even if they could use a shield, those orbs CAN penetrate them.
  • Rainbow Dash: OH THAT DOES IT!!!! (Emmets soon arrived with chelicera arcing with magic as the Molemen chuckled sinisterly)
  • Celestia: GUARDS!!! YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE?!? ATTACK! (The guards went off as they fought as well as they could while the Lodgers fought against the emmets, who fought like ants by grabbing limbs)
  • SpongeBob: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU- AAAAAHAHAHA!!! (He was cartoonishly stretched)
  • Moleman #1: TEAR HIM APART!!! (They tore off his limbs)
  • SpongeBob:… Really? (He grew his limbs back and the detached limbs punched and booted the Molemen off their emmets)
  • Molemen 2: "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!"
  • Rarity: BACK, YOU SAVAGE INSECTS!!! Whoa!!! (Her hooves were grabbed by Diamond Dogs)… Oh Celestia no! NOT THIS AGAIN!! (They came out with sunglasses)… Really? THAT’S your protection for photosensitivity?
  • Diamond Dog #1: YUM!!! I’MMA GONNA EAT’CHA!!!
  • Ratity: NO YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT!!! (She bucked them all back underground).... AND WE SHOULD PROBULY TELL THAT MASTER PLUTO THAT HE HAS BIGGER WORK THAN HE THOUGHT!!
  • Shrek: "(Fighting back another cave troll) IT'S ON OUR TO-DO LIST?!"
  • Fire Golem: (Spyro and Cynder were surrounded by elemental golems with sunglasses as they used elemental furies on them, draining all of there remaining mana) OHHHH, HOTTER DADDY!!! (They surrounded them now that they could no longer use elemental breaths)
  • Sparx: HOW ABOUT BRIGHTER, ROCKHEADS?!? (He lashed at them with light knocking their sunglasses off)
  • Lightning Golem: AHHHH, MY EEEEEEYES!!!!!
  • Ice Golem: MY EYES ARE LITERALLY MELTIIIIIIING!!! I’M MELTING!!!! (He turned into water) (Bubbly voice) I'm strangely still alive somehow.
  • Poison Wyvern: AHHHHH, I CAN FEEL MY EYES DISSOLVING!!!
  • Sparx: Sheesh, even I’M not that overdramatic. NOW WHO ELSE WANTS- (His light went out)… Some.
  • Cynder: (Sighs)
  • Gaster: "(Gaster was at the petrified students)..... Bright, Eyes?"
  • Elytra and Holesy appeared.
  • Elytra: "Hey, uh, listen, it was nothing personal about that, we're just following orders."
  • Holesy: "That said little girly, ya better be ready to surrender if ya know what's good for ya?!"
  • Elytra: "(As Gaster was raging out) HE'S CLEARLY A HE, YOU ANNOYING, IGNORENT LITTLE-"
  • Gaster: "(SCREAMS ANGERLY, AS HIS RAGE ENABLED HIM TO TAKE THE FORM OF A XEXAXEZ, ALBEIT IN HIS CHANGELING COLORS, WHICH IS CAUSE OF TRIGGERING LEFTOVER ENERGY FROM HIS X-AVATAR DAYS) (XZAR-VOICE) AGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! YOU MISERABLE, IDIOTIC, INSIGNIFIGANT PAINS IN MY BUGGY-HORSE BUTT?! I WILL KILL YOU ALL?!"
  • Elytra and Holesy: "(Stared utterly shocked)..... (Both farted out bricks)........... (BOTH SCREAMED LIKE GIRLS)!?"
  • Lord Shen: "(Saw this)...... Even for ME that's over kill."
  • Private: I had no idea he could even do that. Not even since he DID align with Xzars that one time.
  • Pang Bing: "(Readies a Ressor Necklace) I prepared for this. Bird-brains, help me out in this."
  • Icky: "Oh like me and Iags are gonna say no! Better we deal with THAT NOISE NOW THEN A LATER EPISODE?!"
  • Gaster roared as he chased a screaming Elytra and Holesy!
  • Larynx got surprised and saw what was happening.....
  • Larynx: "..... (Sighs), And suddenly Undergrowth King's talk about the Black Emperor makes sense....... But I think that's still a mortal. I know a fellow changeling when I see it. Ergo, an Obsidian Orb can still stop you. (Was gonna changed, but Twilight got in the way).... Do you mind, princess? A companion I actually respect, and Holesy, are in danger of being consumed by a pretender Outer."
  • Twilight: "Don't worry..... Someone else will handle that for you. (Lord Shen joins with Twilight)."
  • Lord Shen: "Besides. You have your own troubles now."
  • Larynx: And what would that be- (Camazotz attacked them) AAAHHH!!!
  • Sir Hiss: VIPER!!!! HEEELP!!!
  • Viper: (Gasps) HISS!!! (She used her Puppet of Death technique to take control of a Camazotz and flew to his aid while taking out enemies) Good thing I don’t need magic to do Kung Fu.
  • Hiss: SPLENDID, BUT, COULD YOU BRING ME DOWN?! I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!!
  • Viper: What?! We’re on a city built on the side of a mountain, we went into the air before, AND YOU LITERALLY FLEW IN YOUR MOVIE WITH A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD!!
  • Hiss: HAH, JUST KIDDING!! I just REALLY want to make you laugh after that Camazotz almost gave me rabies!!
  • Undergrowth King: (Sigh) Well clearly I have to give some aid. (He used his Pickaxe to cause a rockslide making it harder for the group)… Okay, still not enough. (Gasps) I KNOW!!! (He used his powers to begin slicing Canterlot off the side of the mountain)
  • Applejack:… Uhh… I may be an Earth pony, but I don’t know THAT much ‘bout earth trembles.
  • Crane: Guys? We have a problem! Undergrowth King is slicing Canterlot from the mountain!
  • Po: THAT SON OF A BASTARD!!!
  • Max Cat: Whose brilliant idea was it to build a capital on the side of a mountain anyway?!
  • Undergrowth King: SEE YA NEXT FAAALL!!!
  • However, just as canterlot was about to fall, Gaster in Xzar Mode litterally just grabbed the bottom and held it up!?
  • Undergrowth King: "...... OH WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD LINE?!"
  • Gaster: "OKAY SERIOUSLY?! WHY HAVE REAL ESTATE ON A MOUNTAIN, SERIOUSLY DUDES?!"
  • Undergrowth King: GRRRRRRHHHH!!! I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!! I GOT RID OF ALL YOUR MAGIC!!! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE ELDRITCH HORSES***?!?
  • Gaster: THIS IS NO MAGIC, YOU FAT F***!!!! THIS IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
  • Undergrowth King: NOT FOR LONG!! (He fired bursts of destructive magic all over Canterlot)
  • Celestia: NOT SO FAST! (She cast a powerful shield along with Luna and Cadence)
  • Undergrowth King: HMMPH!!! YOU ALICORNS AND YOUR FANCY MAGIC TRICKS!!! GOLEMS!!! (The Golems all over Canterlot began smashing the ground as it began to shake and shatter it)
  • Lord Shen: NOT A CHANCE!! (He got out his cannon)
  • Undergrowth King: WHAT, YOU HAVE NO MAGIC, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?
  • Lord Shen: IT’S A TALENT! (He lit the cannon)
  • Tigress: NO WAIT!! (She kicked the cannon as it misfired and destroyed several buildings)
  • Lord Shen: MASTER TIGRESS, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?
  • Tigress: They’re SLAVES!! We can’t KILL them!!
  • Lord Shen: WHO SAID I WAS GOING TO KILL THEM?!? THEY WERE TOO TOUGH TO BE KILLED BY MY CANNONS- (The Golem grabbed his cannon and used it like a bazooka)… Ohhhh, no.
  • Golem: OH YEEEEES!!! (He fired the cannon at them as they were knocked back, and he proceeded to use it on Canterlot)
  • Lord Shen: HOW DARE YOU?!? DROP THE CANNON, YOU OVERSIZED CLOD!!!
  • Golem:… No! (He shot at them again, and the Golems kept trying to shatter Canterlot)
  • Devon: DOESN’T ANYONE HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?! I DON’T THINK GASTER IN HIS RAGING XZAR STATE IS GONNA BE ANY HELP TO US OUTSIDE OF KEEPING PONY CAMELOT FROM FALLING!!!
  • Cornwall: (Grabs his snout) STOP YELLING LIKE A PANICKING COWARD, FOR STARTERS!!
  • Rita: Corny, would you behave yourself?!
  • Cornwall: Fine! And don’t call me Corny! Only I decide who calls me that! But let’s all remember THAT WE STILL DON’T HAVE OUR MAGIC!!!
  • Chaos: Unfortunately. Not the first time I lost my powers, but if we want our magic back and save Canterlot, we’re gonna have to confront Undergrowth-Of-Hair King himself!
  • Gaster: THEN BY ALL MEANS DO IT!!! AND HURRY!!! CANTERLOT AND THE ALICORNS’ SHIELDS WON’T HOLD FOREVER, AND I’M STARTING TO FEEL MY SANITY DRAINING AWAY!!! IF HE DOESN’T DESTROY CANTERLOT, I CERTAINLY WILL!!!
  • Undergrowth King: WELL THEN COME ON UP HERE, IF YOU CAN!!!
  • Samson: WHY DON’T YOU COME DOWN HERE, COWARD?!?
  • Undergrowth King: WHY DON’T YOU COME UP HERE, COWARDS?!? OR ARE YOU MORE CHICKEN THAN HERO?! BAWWWK BAWK BAWKBAWKBAWKBAWWWK!!
  • Duke: MMMM, CHICKEN! Love me some chicken.
  • Donkey: WHAT?! I thought you HATED chickens!
  • Duke: Oh I lied. I just REALLY wanted an excuse to sing that funny-ass song. BUT AT LEAST WE AIN’T AS FAT AS A CHICKEN!!!!
  • Holesy: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHICKEN S***!!!
  • Undergrowth King: IF YOU’RE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF ENOUGH TO GET DOWN THERE, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!!! I KNOW A TRICK WHEN I SEE IT!!! I AM NEVER COMING OUT OF THIS MOUNTAIN, AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME!!!
  • Patrick: OH YEAH, FATSO?!? AT LEAST THE STORM KING DID A BETTER JOB AT THIS THAN YOU BECAUSE YOU JUST SET YOUR SLAVES TO DEATH BY DROPPING CANNYLOT TO THE GROUND!!! YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS FROM THE BEGINNING AND SAVED YOURSELF A LOTTA TIME!!! (Everyone who fought for UK started agreeing)
  • Undergrowth King:… You, did NOT, JUST SAY THAT!!!
  • Patrick: OHOHO YES I DID!!! IT WAS THIS EASY AND YOU’RE GONNA WASTE THESE PEOPLE HERE?!
  • Squidward: Is… Is Patrick a genius?
  • SpongeBob: Given the brain coral incident, I hesitate to answer.
  • Patrick: SO GO AHEAD!!! WE’LL HOLD OUT LONG ENOUGH FOR GASTER DOWN HERE TO DESTROY CANTERLOT IN HIS INCREASING OUTER GODDY STATE!! HE’LL TAKE THAT ACHIEVEMENT FROM YOU, AND ALL OF US WITH HIM!!! YOU’LL GET WHAT YOU WANT, BUT NOT THE GLORY!!! IF ANYTHING, GASTER WILL BE THE ONE WHO DOES THAT!!!
  • Larynx: THAT IS ENOUGH LIP OUT OF YOU, PINKIE!!
  • Pinkie: THAT’S HIM-
  • Larynx: NOT YOU!!!
  • Patrick: DROP DEAD LIKE A FLY!!!
  • Larynx: AUAAHHH!!! WHY YOU?!? (She buzzed down, but Patrick sat on her, Elytra, and Holesy)
  • Holesy:… AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGH!!! THIS ASS IS WAY WORSE THAN UK’S!!!
  • Patrick: HEAR THAT, UK?!? MY ASS IS SCARIER THAN YOURS!!! JEALOUS?!? WELL THAT’S EXACTLY HOW SERIOUS WE ARE!! NO MORE LODGER SHENANIGANERY!! THIS TIME, WE’RE CALLING YOUR BLUFFS!!! YOU WANNA SHOW US YOU’RE BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHER?!? DO IT!!!! GET DOWN HERE AND TRY YOUR LUCK!!!
  • Undergrowth King: NEVER!!!
  • Patrick: WELL FINE! BETRAY NOT JUST YOUR OWN TEMPESTS AND GRUBBER, BUT ALSO EVERYONE WHO FOUGHT FOR YOU!!! JUST LIKE STORMY DID, BUT ON A BIGGER SCALE!!! (Everyone began agreeing and stopped)
  • Undergrowth King: WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GET BACK TO DESTROYING CANTERLOT!!! OTHERWISE… YOUR LEADERS DIE!!! (They were immediately scared back into destroying Canterlot)
  • Patrick: HAH! YOU REALLY ARE A COWARD!!! YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO AND YOU’RE AFRAID, SO YOU HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND HOSTAGES!!! SOME STORM CLAN MEMBER YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!!! WHY BE AFRAID?!? YOU HAVE OUR MAGIC!! YOU CAN KICK OUR BUTTS WITH IT!!! SO WHY HIDE BEHIND THE UNDERGROUND KINGDOM LEADERS, WHEN YOU CAN KILL US ASS EASILY?!?
  • Undergrowth King:… You’re RIGHT! I have all your power!… AND YOU CAN’T TAKE IT BACK!!! (He teleported in with earth magic while wearing sun-protection goggles and used an Obsidian Orb on the Alicorns) But THEY stay out of this! (The shield went down)… SO COME ON, LODGERS!!! LET’S ROCK!!!
  • Thundera: LIKE A HURRICANE!!! (They fought against him for a long and stylish period of time and even when he had their magic, they still managed to hold their ground)
  • Gilda: Who says we always need magic?
  • Icky: "But at the same time, it might be too insultingly easy for you to half-ass beating us not at our full strentgh, bucko."
  • Undergrowth King: "Actually, you're right?! (Larynx was shocked by this) Where's the glory in beating you guys without your full strength?! Besides, ya probuly would've done something stupid anyway to get it back?! (Gives the Lougers their powers back)!"
  • Larynx: "SIR NO?! THEY JUST TRICKED YOU INTO-"
  • Undergrowth King: "SILENCE, YOU NO LONGER USEFUL BUG HORSE?! ALL YOU EVER DID WAS PROVEN YOURSELF A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME AND EVEN NOW YOU COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE WHAT IS BASICLY A BIGGER IDIOT THEN HOLESY?! I HAVE NEVER SHOULD'VE BOTHERED WITH YOU?!"
  • Larynx was utterly betrayed......
  • Elytra and Holesy looked at eachoher and back at Larynx......
  • Larynx: "..... (Gets incredably angry and bucks Patrick off)?!...... WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU PROMISED?!"
  • Undergrowth King: "Pfff?! That old thing? Oh come on, I had to say something to get ya to work with what's otherwise your people's boogey man of the underground! Hadn't been for you, I wouldn't've even been able to get MOLEMEN to listen to me, nevermind the rest of these idiots!?"
  • Larynx: "(Raged out about how wrong she was to trust Undergrowth King and all the wasted loyalty)......"
  • Undergrowth King: "Ohhhh, you're mad now, huh? What are you gonna do about it then, you phathetic, useless- (Larynx charged and kicked his pickaxe off, then suddenly Holesy and Elytra got to the thing)"
  • Elytra: "HOW'S THIS FOR U SAYING, "WE QUIT"?! (Elytra and Holesy smashed the crystal on the pickaxe, undoing the obsidian and freeing the alicorns and Pharynx from imprisonment, along with the students)...."
  • Undergrowth King: "(Immediately lost confidence)...... Yup, that'll do it."
  • Patrick: HAH! I was right. You’re JUST LIKE SACANA!
  • Undergrowth King: YOU FIVE-HEADED DICK!!!
  • SpongeBob:… I guess even he doesn’t know if he’s mixing up his stupidity, because that WAS pretty damn smart.
  • Squidward: Yep, and I don’t think he’s ACTUALLY doing it on purpose. To him, purpose is… Dubious.
  • Larynx: "All, I wanted, was Changelings being better then what Throx and Chrysalis had done to them, and I thought you were the answer!! (Changelings began to form behind Larynx now that the Undergrowth King was fangless) But all you ever did was treat us like your own personal tools you throw away at the merest moments!! You gave me your assurence you were better then your brother!!"
  • Undergrowth King: "Hey now, they got me at my insecurity, I didn't wanted them to think I hide behind followers like a coward?!"
  • Larynx: "That I would've pardoned, BUT YOU ALSO GAVE THEM BACK THEIR POWER OVER THE PROMISE OF A GREATER BATTLE, FORGETTING YOUR ORIGINAL REASON WHY YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM THEM?!"
  • Undergrowth King: "I- (Stops himself)..... Okay, NOW I just realised my brain fart, my B!"
  • Patrick: HAH!! It may be filthy rich coming from me, but I LAUGH AT VILLAINS' STUPIDITY!!
  • Larynx: "SHUT UP!!!… BUT THAT ISN'T EVEN YOUR GREATEST MISTAKE?! Your greatest one, was turning your back on me, JUST LIKE STORM KING DID ON TEMPEST!!"
  • Undergrowth King: "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey now now now, fair's fair, at least it wasn't how Sacana would've done it, and I assumed this was a better time than when HE did it, so-"
  • Larynx: "CHANGELINGS, IT'S TIME FOR THE UNDERGROUND'S FAT NIGHTMARE TO END!! (Points as the Changelings charge and swarm and piled onto a screaming Undergrowth King as he gets swallowed and cosumed into layers upon layers of gooop, trapping him in a body-shaped cocoon of Changeling Slime)......"
  • Larynx landed down with a sigh, both of exhaustion and defeat........ She looks at Pharynx.....
  • Larynx: "....... Brother, I, I should've listened to you and the others about this. I was just too hurt by the past to consider. Ya don't have to forgive me..... I have no excuse....."
  • Pharynx: "..... Pfft, who am I to shame ya for not being better then that myself once? Besides, under Thorax, we don't really do grudge holding, so, ce la ve, as they say. Besides, I'd be an idiot to not have a Changeling like you serving in the guard. Heck, I feel like your making Changelings stronger plan is still viaitable, AND it doesn't have to include the abominable fatass anymore."
  • Icky: "(BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER), I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT?!"
  • Larynx: "I would like that..... But, these changelings are without a leader, and, I owe them everything. So, I'll have to be somewhere else where I'm truely needed. Besides, Elytra's too used to underground life to move to the surface."
  • Pharynx: "Well, then the least ya can do is come visit every once and while, especially on the holidays. Changelings finally got how to celebrate Hearth's Warming RIGHT!"
  • Larynx: "Your welcome as well to see our ancetrial home in the Underground."
  • Pharynx: "Well given that there's no Undergrowth King anymore, ya bet! (The two hugged)...."
  • Elytra: "(Whimpery).... I love happy family reunions."
  • Holesy: "Take it easy Lad, Larynx wouldn't appresiate ya crying here."
  • Elytra: "FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A-........ You called me Lad?"
  • Holesy: "I think I might be figuring out Changeling Genderial Differences."
  • Elytra: "..... FINALLY HE GETS IT RIGH- (Suddenly, he, Larynx and the former enslaved changelings turn pure and colorful)....... Huh..... Wondering when this was gonna happen."
  • Ocellus: "Hey, has anypony seen Gaster?"
  • Gaster, still stuck as a Xzar and holding up canterlot underneath, kept quiet as possable, as Pang Bing flouted up to him and offered the ressor necklace.
  • Pang Bing: "Use this."
  • Gaster: "(Quietly) Uh, sure, but, I think ya may need to make the stupid pony castle stable first. Also, don't tell Bright Eyes where I am?! She'll freak?!"
  • Pang Bing: "So will the outers for you mimicking their form, but fair enough." (Gaster was able to keep his sanity as the heroes, with their magic returned, mended Canterlot back to the side of the mountain)
  • Undergrowth King: (Inside the cocoon) YOU CAN’T KEEP ME COCOONED FOREVER!!!
  • Pharynx: Like TARTARUS we can’t!
  • Undergrowth King: What are you gonna do, throw me off the edge?
  • Pharynx:…
  • Undergrowth King:… WAIT YOU ARE?!? NOO, I WON’T GO THE WAY OF MY BROTHER!!!
  • Pharynx: WORSE! You deserve, MUCH WORSE!

Later…

  • Undergrowth King: (He was put through the same torture as Frieza in Resurrection F, except seeing torturous visions of My Little Pony Tales) AAAHHH!!!
  • Voices: BOYS BOYS BOYS, MOST OF EM MAKE SUCH NOISE!!!
  • Undergrowth King: MAKE IT STOOOOOP!!! THIS IS MUCH WORSE THAN HEARING THE SEAPONIES’ NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!
  • Holesy: "Well lucky you, THAT'S NEXT!"
  • Undergrowth King: AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Some time later...

  • The Lodgers were getting ready to leave on the van...
  • Merlin: So GLAD we have better magic thanks to Magelio. Yeah, physical laws mean it works differently, but who cares? Magic!
  • Twilight: So, I suppose you guys deserve a break from our world. Three adventures in a row?
  • SpongeBob: Ahhhh, I’m sure the Dragon Realms won’t miss us.

Cutaway…

  • Tricorn: (As Tricorn-Katras prisoners went on riots across the streets of NYC as the UU Sheriffs were fighting them) WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN LODGERS?!?

Equestria

  • SpongeBob: Buuuut, if they do, we can handle whatever minor criminal of the day is next.
  • Iago: Yeheah. I can FINALLY relax after this. Feels like the producers are taking unwarrented breaks between writing sessions cause of personal dilemmas or cause of the SAF EU.
  • Bagheera: Can you not be meta?
  • Iago: MAKE ME!
  • Lord Shen: HE SAID STOP!!!
  • Iago:… Okay!
  • Rainbow Dash: If you ask me, WE need a break from YOU GUYS, too. C’mon, writers, give US a chance to be us.
  • Icky: Uhhhh, I wanna point a certain meta thing out, but we're still suppose to be in the time period where it's still the season 8 of things, so, that won't be addressed.
  • Pinkie: I’LL miss you, if that’s what you want.
  • Tulio: Thanks but no thanks.
  • Miguel: Yeah, we might have some crap over there leagues better than these three missions we’ve been on.
  • Sparx: Like a T-Rex attack?
  • Miguel: That would be stupid.
  • Sparx: Cartoons are stupid if they put their mind to it.
  • SpongeBob:… Well, goodbye.
  • Twilight: Bye.
  • Icky: "Well that's an awkward way to conclude things."

Later on the van.

  • Iago and Icky were chilling.
  • Iago: "Well, we finally got this episode outta the way and can look forward to chillax for once."
  • Icky: "(Browsing his phone) I know, right? And- (Drops jaw when he saw something)........ Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh s***-tacos...... Uh, Iago, I got good news, and bad news...... Good news, you're about to get a free admission to a club."
  • Iago: "Oh sweet-..... What's the bad news?"
  • Icky: "...... It's the same club Batty went to when Robin Williams died."
  • Iago: "That club? But that's only if you're a character who's voice actor- (Stops himself with a glass shatter)..... No."
  • Icky: "Yeah, sorry, but...... Your voice guy litterally died."
  • Iago: "..... No, no, no, NOT GILBERT?! NOT GILBERT?! NOT AFTER WHAT WE WENT THROUGH?! TELL ME THIS IS JUST A VERY BAD AND LATE APRIL FOOL'S JOKE?!"
  • Icky: "Sorry bro, this news site I found the article on seems legit and serious. And the date is well beyond April 1st, so-"

Outside the van.

  • Iago's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Many Os later.

  • At the Dragon Guardian Temple, Iago was still shouting no prolongedly.
  • Lord Shen: "..... (Sighs), Okay everyone, let's have the protocole operational and ready to prevent another Batty Koda incident in place. Let's have the funeral set up, and Prehistoric One, YOU'RE in charge of keeping Iago close to you and away from repeating what Batty did."
  • Icky: "Ugh, okay, this is my mess, I'm cleaning it."

Epilogue

Next Time on SpongeBob and Friends...

  • Deadpool: (He's seen sneaking into the Shell Lodger Garage and carrying some explosives in his arms) Okay, we only get one shot at this, so we better not mess this up. How much do we need to blow this joint up?
  • WB Deadpool: If you're talking about the van, and assuming they haven't made it indestructible, by which I mean Deadpool-proof, I'd say about 75 kilograms.
  • YB Deadpool: What?! Ugh, I hate the metric system! How much in American?
  • WB Deadpool: Let’s see, uh, carry the seven, and uhhhh-
  • Deadpool: Dude, f*** math, just use whatever it takes! (Puts explosives on and inside the van)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!

  • YB Deadpool: (Deadpool was seen outside the temple, hiding in a bush) OH YEAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!
  • WB Deadpool: I told you, 75 kilograms! That was pretty sweet, though.
  • Deadpool: How's that for Deadpool-proof bitches?! (to the readers) There! They're not going back to Equestria to stall for any more original stories! Hope you guys are happy to see Tiki again! Give or take something special that is happening AT THE SAME TIME?!
  • WB Deadpool: "Ya do realize it might be just that episode that's a break, right, cause immediately after is-"
  • Deadpool: "Hey at least it's the ONE episode that gives Equestria Missions some PAUSE! Just, roll with it! Now, on with the show!"

To be continued.....

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