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Officer Axle's Greatest Challenge Part 1: The Guy Who Challenged The Law
is the 17th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Officer Axle visits the Temple to inform the Lodge that there is a fugitive named Looger that preiviously escaped prison, and is reported of being a cop killer. Axle forbids help from them, even irreguardless that Loogar is not currently viewed as a louger required threat, or else there will be dire consequences for them. The Lodge sends Icky to follow him, but Icky soon winds up getting caught by Axle, and put in jail for interfearing in a police investigation. However, even Axle is unable to stop Looger because Darkness Qui has made him muscular and immune to electricity to become a ruthless warrior as a backup plan when making the rival teams join forces keeps coming up short, though ironicly, this totally seperate plan will ironicly earn their attention and interest in Qui.

Transcript

Intro (Bob Marley- Bad Boys)
Bob Marley - Bad boys

Bob Marley - Bad boys

Theme Music

Chapter 1: Officer Axle Comes Back

  • Axle lies in the street, in a pitiful, disgusting state, and unbelieveably drunk.
  • (Axle): "Your probuly wondering now...... How did this, once prideful officer of the law, suddenly became a disfuntional to socity drunkerd? Well, as one of your, "disinbodied" Narrators, I'll tell you. It involes someone i tecnecly defeated before, but he made friends with those I only heard from, but were defeated by a group of misfits where, up until now, i never exactly got along with, or completely trusted. I, had a problem with the idea a bunch of vigilanties, let alone those that were tecnecly villains, being viewed positively by the public, even by my own collages in the force, even by the Chief. I learned this the hard way when the chief scolded me for ignoring the lougers and tried to kill that Xenon monster. From what i heard, he didn't die, and just became another vigilantie. I had been scolded for being too rough on those pretty bank robbers. And yes, he also scolded me, AGAIN, for trying to go after that Pred Judu Des maniac back in the forth of july dishaster without the help of those misfits. I was on the verge of eventally getting booted out of the force.... and would you believe my luck, it involved an old convict i beaten once, and three alternate aliens and a super robot with ambitions to re-establish a "Villain's act.". I ended up becoming a fool, i should've tried to view the misfits as heroes, if though still critical of their ways of business.......... But, i should just go ahead, and, ya know, actselly tell you the story... It all started, 5 days after I heard the news, about.... the break out of.... Looger."

Flashback

  • TV: We now return to "Damn, Nature, You Scary!" On B.E.T! (The said Family Guy TV joke appears)
  • Sandy: Uhhgh! It IS scary.
  • Fidget: My thoughts exactly!
  • Tai: Well, since Mimi Is still stuck in kitchen duty for a while after that incident with Zuhrontimon last Halloween, we'll need to lay low on missions.
  • Icky: Well, scoot over, guys! Dummiez 101 is on.
  • Fidget: No way, dude! We need to see the news.
  • Skipper: Yeah, We'll need to know if there's any trouble brewing around here. That's our job.
  • Icky: "Oh no, I ain't missing Dummiez 101 cause of the snoozeville, not to mention depressing, news?! If you want to catch up to staff with what's wrong with the world, try the newspaper!"
  • Lord Shen: Icky!
  • Icky: Okay, fine. I'll just watch some Dummiez 101 on my iPod. (Door knocks are heard) Come in.
  • Officer Axle: (Comes inside) Hello, Shell Lodgers.
  • Skipper: Officer Axle?
  • Private: We wouldn't expect someone like you to come here.
  • Icky: Yeah, you always hated our guts.
  • Officer Axle: I'm not here because I need your help! I'm here because I need some advice on how to stop this Looger guy.
  • Po: Looger? Who's Looger?
  • Officer Axle: (Sighs, and shows them a wanted poster of a brown wolverine) Looger Boosalis. He's been at large for some time now, and he's got a huge criminal record. Apparently, he's been wanted for murder, assault and battery, bribing, and worst of all: high treason.
  • Lucky Jack: So this guy has a problem with the law?
  • Officer Axle: Totally. I've been trying to get him since he MYSTERIOUSLY escaped prison. In fact, thanks to a serious death threat letter from that psyco from hell, Chief Bullington is thinking about taking me off the case, and passing it to, (Disgusted Groan), the newbie.
  • Puss: Newbie?
  • Officer Axle: Yeah. There's a new officer in the UUPD named Officer Pryce. The dumb mutt came in last week. He's beaten me on every case ever since. I didn't want him to be on the Boosalis case, so I needed some advice.
  • Spyro: You actually came to us for advice?
  • Sparx: Aw, c'mon, dude! You're an electric eel, for Pete's sake! How can this guy outwit a badass cop like you?
  • Officer Axle: I don't know. He's always one step ahead of me. I can't seem to get him. He obviously has to have SOME kind of allies that are helping him.
  • Iago: Well, why tell us this if you wanted to do it by yourself? Couldn't it hurt to ask for help?
  • Officer Axle: Well, I don't need your help. I work solo. Besides, why did I ever came up with the bull-garbage idea to ask for advice from YOU guys? In fact, I remembered that i beaten this guy before! Oh screw this, i'm out of here.
  • SpongeBob: Well, we'll need to help you.
  • Officer Axle: No. You're not gonna be in this crime business for once. I wanna be honored for once. This is total police business. If I see you following me, you'll be done for, you understand me?
  • Icky was looking up Loogar on the louge computer.
  • Icky: "Your in luck Axy babe, Loogar is not an offitcal Louger Required threat. He barely reaches it, but not enough that we should ACTSELLY get involved. So, tecnecly, we're obingated to comply."
  • Axle was surprised.
  • Axle: "Wow...... You guys are actselly gonna let me do this on my own? Wow. I was excepting you weirdos to argue with me on this,"
  • Sandy: "Well, about the solo thing, didn't you got partnered with that Gazelle Cop and the Duck?"
  • Axle: "Ducker is on vacation, and Janet was asked to stay off this case cause she's still in rookie levels to tackle a beast like Loogar, which I very much prefered it that way. That kid was starting to grow on me, so it would've broken me alot if anything happened to her. Also, I lost a partner to that, beast, once. She was, the best of the best. Officer Doe. She was lucky to survive, but, Loogar bashed her in the hard enough that, she became.... Mentally unwell. She had to be let go from the job, and taken to an asylum. What she left behind, are her kids. She was a single mom. Janet was her friend, so she took them in. Doe was, like a real friend to me. And, I was left, broken as a result."
  • Spongebob: "Oh I am so sorry for your loss. It's, it's that way your always mean to us, because your afraid we might get hurt?"
  • Axle: "Yes- WHAT?! I-UHHH, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I?!"
  • Donkey: "Ohhh, now we see what's going on here."
  • Icky: "Oh, i get it... You don't give us shit not only cause we're vilanties in your eyes, you don't agree with our methods, you hate Skipper's guts for a not very clear reason, and that we made you look bad a few times before, but also because you cared about us."
  • Axle: "I DIDN'T SAY THAT AT ALL, I,I,I, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AND UH-"
  • Trixie: "Oh admit it, fishface! You like us, your just stern and prideful about it!"
  • Axle: "NOOOOO I DO NOT?! I JUST WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR, SO MAKE MENTAL NOTES?! FIRST OF ALL, YOUR PREHISTORIC FRIEND PRETTY MUCH SUMMED UP WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU GUYS?! SECONDLY, I BEATEN LOOGAR BEFORE, YOUR FANCY COMPUTER SAID HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU CLOWNS, AND UNLESS HE HAPPENS TO BE EVEN REMOTELY INVOLVED WITH ANY OF YOUR ENEMIES, I WANT YOU GUYS TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PROBLEM, EVER?! NO MATTER HOW MUCH BULLINGTON MAY BEG, OR PLEAD, OR EVEN CRY, OR EVEN IF LOOGAR SUDDENLY BECOMES A SUPER SAYIAN, THAT YOU GUYS STAY OF OFF THE LOOGAR PROBLEM, INDEFFINLETLY?!"
  • Spongebob: "Uh, Mr. Axle, does that include-"
  • Axle: "YES IT DOES?!"
  • Axle stomped away angerly.
  • Gilda: "Wow..... And I thought I have anger problems."
  • Shifu: Well, we'll need to know much about this Looger guy, and see if he really IS in league with some of our enemies. A nasty criminal can be a hot spot for evil villains.
  • Tigress: Then we'll just have to follow Axle and find out.
  • Bill: But he warned us not to go! He could have us punished.
  • Mr. Krabs: What's the matter? Afraid of a little police officer? (Mocking Bill) I'm Bill the Lizard, and I have to listen to a scary police officer! (Sobs mockingly)
  • Bill: (Dubbed as Mr. Toad) Me? Afraid of the police? I, Bill, afraid of the police? (Laughs) That's a bunch of belony. (Someone bangs on the door)
  • ???: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! WE HAVE THE ENTIRE TEMPLE SURROUNDED!
  • Bill: (Dubbed as Mr. Toad) THE POLICE!!! (Runs around while Mr. Dodo and the White Rabbit hold him on the tail)
  • Sam: (He and Max come out of the door faking gunfire with their hands, and begin laughing)
  • Bill: "NOT COOL, GUYS?!"
  • Cynder: "But in all seriousness guys, since Loogar is not currently a louger required threat, and that Axle did defeated him before, we probuly should sit this one out."
  • Icky: "Well, the computer showed he's has no interest for villain team involvement cause he's anti-darkspawn. In fact, he had some ansisters that banished away a few darkspawn lords, so it's not very likely any villain team would want him, even dispite that Loogar's the black sheep of the family, but Loogie still has a sense of mortal common sense not to get involved with demons, espeically not the same guys who his family previously banished. So, that just leaves any of our indie villains ballsy enough to even be near that psyco."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it can't be Hank, cause Sandy once told me Hankie became xenophobic of wolverines due to having a rather nasty bully that happened to be one."
  • Shifu: "Well, there's doubt Anima's behind this cause of Loogar's demon hating tendingcies."
  • Icky: "Batula's out cause Loogar's childeshly afraid of bats, at least that's what the computer claims."
  • Cynder: "Besides, they are still in jail along with others thanks to us, so let's consider the ones we didn't imprisoned, reformed, and/or killed off if resorted too."
  • Icky: "Well Cynder, the only one who comes into bat that would be ballsy enough to even pal with even the most controverseal villain, is Qui and her cronies. She claims she even convinced evil rival tribes to pal up and attack the good ones, so it's not doubtful she can convince a super-nasty crook to tag team with her."
  • Cynder: "I can't say i would deny that."
  • Shifu: "Which is why we can't afford to stay back. Axle made the mistake before underestimated one of our usual foes, and it ended in dishastor."
  • Icky: "Yeah, in the form of Pred and a fireworks fiasco."
  • Tigress: "Axle has good intentions, but his overcomidence will be his downfall, one where he can't recover this time."
  • Icky: "Ok, we're risking arrest for tresspass on a police investigation for a hunch based on a thorey. So, who's the unlucky moron for the spy work?"
  • Lord Shen: "And thank you for volenteering, Ickerious."
  • Icky: "Oh sure I- WAIT WHAT?!"
  • Lord Shen: I'm sure you heard me, prehistoric one.
  • Icky: WHY ME?!?
  • Lord Shen: Because I'm the General, and I said so.
  • Icky: That's not a justifyable answer, Shen! (Shen takes out a blade)...Uh...Would you mind pointing that blade somewhere else?
  • Lord Shen: Get out of here, bird. NOW!!! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!!
  • Icky: ALRIGHT, I'M GOING, I'M GOING!!! But what about the SpyBug? Aren't you gonna be using that?
  • Kowalski: That's my cue. (Cartoonishly zooms off)
  • Icky:...Good enough for me...(Goes out)...(Peeks back in) Why can't Mantis do it?
  • Shen: GO!!! (Throws a blade very closely to his crotch)
  • Icky: ARRRGGHHH!!! (Runs off)
  • Mantis: "Seriously though, why can't I do it?"
  • Lord Shen: "Icky needs to know better then to be quick to mock our intentions."
  • Manntis: "Ohhh..... Ok...... But I can't say a prehistoric bird flying around would be hard to miss."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's our best bet for the moment, next to Kolwalski's spybug."
  • Spyro: "Hope you know what you're doing Shen."

Chapter 2: Looger Boosalis

A Bank.

  • A masked figure holds some bank tellers at gun point, holding a grand amount of loot.
  • Masked Figure: "I thank ya for the loot, blighters. For that, i actselly feel a might generious enough to not kill you. But don't you buggers do anything to upset me, or you bank pigs are gonna get it."
  • The Mask Figure walks away from the bank, then gets near a get away car, as series of beaten, and injured officers are seen on the ground.
  • Mask Figure: "Blimey. They don't make bobbies like they used too."
  • ???: "FYI, Booger, it's your own fault expecting these guys to be as tough as ME!"
  • He sees Axle.
  • The Masked Figure reveils himself as Loogar.
  • Loogar: "Well, well, well. Was wondering when YOU were gonna show up, instead of these losers. Still alone i see?"
  • Axle: "Chief asked my partner to stay out of this for the reason of turning Doe into a mental patient, you abomination!"
  • Loogar: "Well it's that she-hero's own fault for shooting me in the bloody hand?!"
  • Axle: "Well maybe you should've thought of that when you were holding a kid as a hostage, ya walking exicution machine!?"
  • Loogar: "Oh, why bother with filler, WHEN WE SHOULD FIGHT ALREADY?!"
  • Loogar battle cried as he charged at Axle!
  • Axle: (Tries zapping him, but Looger charges at him so fast, he is unable to do it) OOF! (Looger then uses a metal bar to hold down Axle as he struggles to break free while overloading himself with electricity) AARRRGGHHH!!! AARRGGGHHH!!! (Suddenly his electricity goes out)...Oops.
  • Looger: Oooh, looks like you've used up your power, Axle. (Grabs Axle by the throat and chokes him) I've been waiting years for this moment! All alone with you! (Axle gags and chokes while Looger growls in fury)
  • Axle kicks Loogar in his crouch!
  • Loogar: "YIPE?! OHHHHHH?!"
  • Loogar covers his manhood in pain!
  • Loogar: "You, bloody, cheater?!"
  • Axle grabs a power box, and charges back up.
  • Axle: "Ok, now for my proper start!"
  • Axle zaps Loogar, but, thoughout the zapage, nothing happens. Not even a minor flinch.
  • Axle: "What the-"
  • Loogar laughed.
  • Loogar: "I got me some new friends that helped me out of jail and made me better. Too bad YOU won't get to meet them."
  • Axle: "Well, there goes the easy way out."
  • Loogar charged, but Axle tails swipes down Loogar, who was sent flying into a wall!
  • BLAM?!
  • Axle: "Ha! It's a good thing your always so dumb Loogar. What pityful crooks that desided to help you just made a wasted investment of their time."
  • Axle grabs the knockedout Loogar.
  • Axle: "Now, your under arrest, blah blah blah, other legal mumbo jumbo, ect ectera. Your going back to jail, Boogar."
  • ???: "Bottom's up!"
  • Something fast knocked out Axle. Two familier silluettes of an Octopus and a Turkey are seen.
  • ???: "It appears our beta test was more or less unsuccessful. Aside of newfound ammunity to shock, he can still feel other ways of pain."
  • ???: "Ah, no sweat, Cel. The boss can fix that in no time flat."
  • ???: "I suppose. Now let's get this simple monsterious lowlife out of here."
  • The figures grabbed Loogar and escaped before more cops arrived.
  • Axle came though, and was met by a half-asian Rottweiler with a strange dragon tattoo.
  • The Rottweiler: "Axle, what happened, who was here and where are they now?"
  • Axle: I don't know...uh...I...(Suddenly sees the Rottweiler, and gasps) YOU!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, PRYCE!!!
  • Officer Pryce: Just tell me what happened here.
  • Axle: Why the hell should I tell you? You'll just steal my position. This criminal is my responsibility. You stay out of this!
  • Officer Pryce: Officer Axle! Do you want me to report this to the Chief?
  • Axle:...(Shrugs) It was Looger, okay? He outsmarted me again!
  • Officer Pryce: Really? (Scoffs) What a surprise. Everybody could've seen THAT coming. Well, I guess it's up to me, I guess. (Axle was shocked. Metaphorically, not literally)
  • Axle: What?
  • Officer Pryce: Well, since Chief Bullington trusted you too long to be on this case, and you keep on failing, then I guess you're no longer fit to be on the case anymore. I'll just tell him everything-
  • Axle: WAIT!!!
  • Officer Pryce: What?
  • Axle:... I know where Looger's hiding in Ohio.
  • Officer Pryce: You do? How?
  • Axle: Well...uh...I found it in his wallet. I was able to get to it before those unknown bastards took me out.
  • Officer Pryce: Well, who were they?
  • Axle: Well, uh, that's what I'll find out soon.
  • Officer Pryce: Hmm...well, I guess you may be fit for this case after all. Just clean up this debris, and report back to the HQ for briefing. For once, you might be doing something right. (Walks off)
  • Axle:...Whew! That was close! (Little did he realize that Icky and the SpyBug were watching them)
  • Icky: I don't believe it! He lied! I mean, ok, he wants this case badly so he can be in the chief's good graces again, and that Loogar is too dangerious for everyone else but him, barely, but seriously?
  • Spongebob (via Spybug): "Did anyone got a good shot of the silluette strangers?"
  • Kolwalski (via Spybug): "The spybug did, but it'll take a few minutes to properly edit the image for the picture perfect reveilment. Till then, we have to stay on game."

Chapter 3: Darkness Qui's New Plan

Old warehouse.

  • Loogar was brought to Qui and QP.
  • Darkness Qui: "Was the test run successful?"
  • Loogar: "Well, good news is, that little eel's electrisity can't do anything to me. But the blighter still can give me a swift beating, he can."
  • Darkness Qui: "Perhaps that is my fault, i only made you amunned to a pafific pain instead all forms. My magic is still recovering for such a spell to even be mildly useful, so it's best to lay low for now."
  • Loogar: "Uh, not that i'm like the bluely blue turkey, but why am i involved with you again?"
  • QP: "Do we honestly have to remind you?"
  • Loogar: "Well, i wanna know what i am fighting for at least, so getting a bad scrape from Axle would be worth it in a long run."
  • Darkness Qui: (Sighs) Fine. We'll go over it again. But this is the last time, so PAY ATTENTION!!!
  • Looger: Okay.
  • Darkness Qui: We're both helping each other. We're in a win-win situation here. I help you defeat Axle AND the other cops that get in your way, and in return, you'll need to tell us how to get to the WB Camelot place so I can steal this holy sword they call 'Excalibur'. That way I can attract the attention of the Villain League. I can even use it AND this stone thing it can be locked into with, along with this 'King Arthur' guy, to blackmail the entire UUniverses into helping me bring the rest of the villains together, thus bringing together a new era of evil! THE NEW VILLAINS ACT!!!
  • Looger:...Where did you guys say you were from again--(Suddenly, Qui attacked him with a magic lightning bolt) WHOA!!!
  • Darkness Qui: We don't need to go into THOSE details, thank you very much. Now, in order to make sure you don't fail again, I will give your immunity to electricity an upgrade.
  • Looger: Um...upgrade?
  • Darkness Qui: I shall not only disable your pain sensors, and immunity to electricity. I shall also grant you the abilities of Axle himself.
  • Looger:...You mean it?
  • QP: Has she ever NOT meant anything?
  • Looger: Hmm...yeah, gain Axle's ability. Fight fire with fire. Why didn't I think of that?
  • Darkness Qui: "That's because your mainly discribe as a commom thug. They are not, smart in tradition. No intentional offence."
  • Loogar: "No worries, I've been called worse."
  • However, they were secretly watched by Janet, who was spying.
  • Janet wispers: "Not good."
  • she escapes quickly without notice from everyone.
  • Darkness Qui: "Now, Boogar. Let's get down to business."

Chapter 4: Icky the Jailbird

Police Base.

  • Axle eventally came in.
  • Pryce: "Axle. It's great you made it. I talked to the chief and ensured him your still capable of doing this case. I hope this proves I am not out to steal your thunder."
  • Axle: "Tch, i didn't need your help. I would've done that on my own."
  • Pryce: "Forgice my curiosity, but, why does the chief dislike you? Aren't you, one of the very best?"
  • Axle: "Ask someone else."
  • A ratcoon cop: "Axle made a few bad mistakes Pryce. Firstly, he tried to kill Xenon when it turned out he wasn't that evil, just misunderstood, and somewhat distint to the public, tried to seperate tragicity striken charming bank robbers, and failed to warn the lougers about Pred's fireworks attack of July the 4th 2013."
  • Pryce: "Why would he do such things?"
  • Rhino: "He's a prideful asshole. What else?"
  • Other cops began to laugh!
  • Pryce: "Everyone, cease and decease your mockery!"
  • The cops, even Axle, was confused by this.
  • Pryce: "Aren't we all capable of mistakes? No one is perfect. In fact, the reason i joined the force and became very good at it from months of training, was through inspiration from Axle. He was an idol to all rookies."
  • Pig officer: "Till they found out he's a complete butthole."
  • The cops laugh again!
  • Pryce: "Enough! Yes, he has, an unconventional personally for a good cop, but you know what? We're all flawed in a way, but often they're so minisclue, we just don't realised, noticed, or egknowledged such. Axle may not have world reknown manners, or very good trust, but that doesn't mask the fact he's shares our commen goal, to put the vermin of socity in their place."
  • The cops only muttered to themselfs in relucent agreement.
  • Pryce smiled in hopes this would prove to Axle he's not out to replace him as top cop, but only to be met with a scowl from Axle. Pryce's smile vanished. he was already aware that Axle was not gonna be easy to impress to begin with, but he knows it's still planly clear Axle has clear resentment for him.
  • Axle: "Listen good, bud. I don't need anyone to get these jokers to knock it off, espeically not from the chief's pet! I am perfectly capable to fight my own battles, and i don't need hotshots like you to do ANYTHING to me. I don't want neither you, the lougers, nor Janet to get involved in this! Loogar is my key to remind you people why I was, and still is, the best damn cop of all time! Yeah, the Xenon case, the Larry and Fifi case, and the Pred case were minor setbacks, but aside from that, the Chief likes me! Once i beat Lose-gar, he'll be putty in my hands again!"
  • Voice: "AXLE, GET IN HERE?!"
  • Axle: "........"
  • Pryce: "I, believe that was the chief."
  • Axle: "I KNOW?!" (Leaves)

Chief Bullington's Office

  • Axle: (Comes inside) You wanted to see me, Chief?
  • Chief Bullington: Yes. For the first time since your, slight slip from grace, I'm very proud of you, Axle. You managed to obtain evidence that no other cop has ever been able to obtain. Looger's been on the loose for awhile since he was mysteriously broke out, and the only one who was able to find him was you.
  • Axle: Well, yeah, I guess. Clever me, right?
  • Chief Bullington: So where is he?
  • Axle: Well...

Earlier

  • Axle: (Cleans up the debris across the battlefield) How am I supposed to figure out where Looger is hiding? They'll surely suspect something. (Suddenly, he sees a small yellow nut a few meters near him) Wait a moment...(Picks up the nut)... looks like...a yellow blackeye nut...They can be found in the Southeastern part of Ohio, and...The Zaleski State Forest! That's it! That's where he's hiding!

Present

  • Axle:...He's in a small cabin in the Zaleski State Forest in Ohio.
  • Chief Bullington: "So, he's back at the place where you LAST caught him? Loogar was never famous for being smart."
  • Axle: "Well, I'm glad something is going right for once-"
  • Janet burst through!
  • Janet: "SIR?! I GOT SOME SERIOUS INTEL ON LOOGAR AND HIS NEW FRIENDS?!"
  • Axle: "Wha-"
  • Bullington: "Janet? But I just told you NOT to take this case."
  • Janet: "I didn't intentionally got into it. While I was protroling around one of the old warehouses, I saw Loogar and his new friends. I don't know who his new friends were, but they sounded seriously bad!"
  • Axle: "Old warehouses? But, Loogar perfers that old cabin in Ohio!"
  • Chief Bullington sighed.
  • Chief Bullington: "I hate to break it to you Axle, but the seed may've been planted there intentionally to trick you, to trick us, into going on a wild goose chase. Something tells me Loogar is not alone, nor the only major threat to date. Someone's smarter is behind him. We could've ended up making a trip to nowheresville fast with no results."
  • Axle: "WHAT?!"
  • Bullington: "But it doesn't mean your off the case..... Just that your back to square one. Don't feel too bad Axle. The misleading evidents is the oldest crook trick in the book. Better cops fell into it's trap. Janet, your still not allowed on this case, but thanks for the contribution. I'll have Axle and Pryce to-"
  • Axle: "WHAT!? But Chief, this is MY case?!"
  • Bullington: "I know the deal was i don't include Pryce into this unless you come up short, but I'm afraid Loogar isn't alone here. Someone possability more dangerious then even him is pulling the strings. You were lucky his mysterious partners didn't finish the job. Sorry Axle, but this can't be a solo case for you anymore. We will check out Loogar's old cabin just in case he still goes there, but for now, we're dealing with a game changer."
  • Axle: "...... Yes sir...." (Icky was watching them through the window)
  • Icky: (Axle and Jannet walked out of the room) Well, I guess we were right, guys. I think Looger has some allies.
  • Kowalski: Then come back to the Temple. We'll need to take a quick briefing about this.
  • Icky: Alright, I'll be right there--(Turns around to see Axle in front of him) YIKES! Oh, uh, hey Axy... Nice weather we're having? (Axle zaps him to the ground) AAARRRGGGHHH!!! (Axle cuffs him) Axle, what the hell are you doing?!?
  • Axle: I'm arresting you for interfearing in a police investigation!
  • Icky: No! You can't! You're making a big mistake.
  • Axle: Shut up, you nosy bird! Come on! (Axle drags Icky back up to his feet, and pulls him off)
  • Iago: (Seeing everything on SpyBug, which Axle failed to notice) ICKY!!!
  • Sandy: Alright, I'm gonna go whoopass on that eel! (Prepares to fire the lasers)
  • Spyro: No. We need to keep our cover secure. We'll find out a way to save Icky soon.
  • Sparx: We'd better! Because Icky won't last 10 days in jail!

UUPD HQ

  • Axle: (Tosses Icky inside a barless jail cell, and shuts the door on him, putting the keys up) You were warned. (Leaves)
  • Icky: AXLE, YOU MOTHERF***** JERK!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I'M INNOCENT!!!
  • Suddenly, a brutish figure is behind Icky.
  • Icky looks to see, a huge brutish Ox.
  • The Ox: "(Southen Accent.) Hey...... Yer a might purty."
  • Icky: "Uh....... You know I'm a dude, right?"
  • The Ox: "If you been to a males only prison as long as Oxanator has been, you start to become more open to, have interest in yer fellow man, in more ways then one."
  • Icky made a shcoked face.
  • Icky: "Ohhh, shit. Listen, Oxanator, can't we talk about-"
  • Oxanator grabs Icky!
  • Icky: "NO, NO! HELP?!"
  • Oxanator started to laugh!

Chapter 5: Axle vs. Looger

Abandon warehouse.

  • Two Police cars arrive at the scene.
  • Axle comes out first, then Pryce.
  • Axle: "The friends of Loogar's are yours. Loogie is mine."
  • Pryce: "I understand you wish to deal with Loogar personally. Very well. I'll respect your wishes."
  • Axle walked off in one direction, as Pryce the other.
  • A voice in Pryce's head: "How are you gonna use me with HIM around? Remember I'm a family secret?"
  • Pryce: "Don't worry. Axle will deal with Loogar seperately. You and I are gonna make quick work with these "partners" of his."

Inside.

  • Celisus and Narcotic were on guard.
  • Celisus: "Ohh, of all places to have a intermediate base, why in this sad little dump near a warf? Near water, my sad, ironic weakness?"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, don't worry Cel, it's not like we're in an underwater base or something."
  • Celisus: "And here's hoping such an idea never comes to play."
  • Pryce was hiding behind barrols, out of Celisus and Narcotic's sight.
  • Pryce: "Ok, Mi Shenu, do your stuff. (Suddenly, he summons a storm, and it starts to rain outside)
  • Celsius:... Uhh... Is it raining?
  • Darkness Qui (who just walked in):... Yes. Odd, the news didn't say anything about rain.
  • Celsius: Well, I guess as long as we're in here, it can't reach m- (Suddenly a drop of water hits him) OWCH!!! THAT BURNS!!! THE PURE IRONY OF IT ALL!! (He suddenly sees that the warehouse is leaking) AARRGH!!! (Grabs Qui in fear) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
  • Darkness Qui: GET OFF ME!!! (Throws Celsius off)
  • Officer Pryce: Uh, why didn't you just put a raincloud above him and go Wicked Witch of the West on him?
  • (Mi Shenu): Because I need to make it look sneaky. It worked before, didn't it?
  • Officer Pryce:... Yeah, I guess so. 
  • Narcotic: "I know this place is old, but a leaky celing? We need to cover up those holes before something happens to make them bigger." (Suddenly, lightning strikes the warehouse roof, causing a huge hole to appear on the roof)... Crap cakes!
  • Celsius: AARRGGHHH!! I'M MELTING!!! I'M MEEEELLLLLTTIiiiiiiinnnggg... (Turns into ash) ...... GROCK?!
  • Darkness Qui: Alright, what's going on? I sense supernatural energy here.
  • Pryce: "Uh oh. She can sense us. We'll have to consider distracting them by using myself as bait. It's the only way they can't help Loogar."
  • Mi Shenu: "I'll help too. I have a surprise waiting for them when I reveil my real form to them."
  • Pryce: "Save that as a last resort only."
  • Mi Shenu: "Very well.... But I hope you know what your doing."
  • Officer Pryce: Trust me, I didn't find Nirvana while being stranded in India for nothing. (Sneaks behind some crates and rolls through them, not being spotted. Then he takes out his gun, and aims it at QP)... First step, disable that freaky machine. (Suddenly, Narcotic points a blaster at him)... Cat poop!
  • Narcotic: Drop your gun, police scum! (Pryce does exactly that, but when he gets up, he takes out his nightstick, and bashes Narcotic unconscious with it)
  • Darkness Qui: What the-?!? (Notices Pryce) A cop?! Something tells me these enforcers of this universe aren't so easily fooled?!
  • QP: "Either that, or this one has a death wish. Either way, (brings out buzz saws) I'M FLEXABLE EITHER WAY."
  • Pryce: "Oh boy. Sometimes being bait is a dangerious profession."
  • Pryce makes a run for it, indicing Qui and QP to charge in prosuit.
  • Loogar, from above the walkway, over sees this. Loogar knows if there's one officer, Axle is not far behind.
  • Loogar chuckled.
  • Loogar: "I know your near, Axle. save yourself the embarisment trying to ambush me and show yourself."
  • Axle: As you wish. (Pounces on Looger, and they fall to the floor beating each other up)
  • Looger: You think you're so tough? Well, check this out! (Suddenly generates electricity, and zaps Axle to the wall)
  • Axle: Wha--... What the... What the hell?!? HOW DID YOU GET ELECTRICAL POWERS?!?
  • Looger: The same way I got immunity to your electrical attacks. (Arcs electricity through his fingers) I am also impervious to pain, so your other attacks won't hurt me. And one benefit of feeling no pain is that I can do this without hurting myself. (Pounds his fists into a wall, cracking it)... Impressed?
  • Axle: Not a chance. (Runs up to Looger yelling, and starts rapidly punching him in the stomach, but it doesn't hurt him)
  • Looger: (Punches Axle to a wall, and cackles) You're so pathetic! (Grabs a massive crate, and lifts it up) URRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
  • Axle:... Damn! (Looger throws the crate at him, but he uses his electrical powers to destroy it)
  • Looger: Try THIS on for size! (Lifts another large crate, electrifies it, and throws it at Axle. Axle zaps the crate to pieces, only to meet Looger's charged up fists, which sends his head face-first to a wall)
  • Axle: (Slurred)... Urrggh... That wasn't meant to happen... (Falls to the ground as police cars drive around his head)
  • Looger: (Grabs Axle's head, smashes it into the wall three times, and throws him into some crates) I'm just getting charged up!
  • Axle:... Okay, that pun sucked!
  • Looger: Yeah? Well, so does your BALLS! (Kicks him in the guts)
  • Axle: WAAAOOOOOOOWWW!!! (Slumps to the ground)
  • Looger: (Grabs him by the shirt) Time to die, Axle!
  • Axle: "LOOK! IT'S FRED FLINTSTONE?!"
  • Loogar: "Eh? (looks behind him) What's he doing here out of Bed-"
  • Axle gets part of his suit ripped off apawn escape!
  • Loogar: "Huh? OY?! No one makes a chump out of me and expect to get away with it?!"
  • Axle: "I don't get it?! How did you get all these freaky abilites!? You never had them before."
  • Loogar: "Oh well, I might as well be a good sport now and let you in alittle secret. I met this weird red dragoness, A fire Octopus, a blue turkey, and freaky robotic dragon who gave me these powers and busted me out of prison they did. The red Dragon calls herself "Darkness Qui" for some blimey reason." 
  • Axle: And why are you telling me this?
  • Looger: BECAUSE YOU WON'T LIVE TO TELL IT!!! (Suddenly bursts in electricity, and gets a bit larger)
  • Axle: Goddamn it, Looger, this Qui lady is giving you strength, too?
  • Looger: Oh, trust me, it'll be much worse soon. By tomorrow, I'll be powerful enough to destroy your entire Police HQ! And in return, I help Qui blackmail the entire UUni... Okay, perhaps I've said enough, prepare to die! (Charges towards Axle)
  • Axle dodged just in time!
  • Loogar blasted though a series of iron crates, and thanks to the pain ammunity, all that caused was property damage.
  • Axle hated to admit, but he is forced to make a retreat! This is something out of his control. While Loogar was too busy getting junk off of himself, Axle secretly escaped.

Meanwhile.

  • QP and Qui were looking around.
  • Darkness Qui: "Blast! We lost that mutt?!"
  • QP: "I best hope he won't end up becoming a long term snag in our plans."
  • ???: "Good news, your graces."
  • Celisus, fully formed again, along with Narcotic with an ice-pack.
  • Celisus: "Loogar was a better success this time around! He forced that eel Axle to make a hasty retreat, like the weaken cocky coward he was!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well, I suppose that is good news, considering they still know about our base now in the warehouse! The entire police armada will come here in a moment's time?!"
  • ???: "Let the rotters come."
  • Loogar comes in.
  • Loogar: "I look forword to break some skulls."
  • Unknown to team, Pryce secretly escapes with help from a spirtcal force.

Chapter 6: Icky's Bail

Holding cell.

  • Icky was helplessly cornered.
  • Oxanator was gaffawing malicely
  • Oxanator: "Aw, come now, birdy. I'm not gonna bite... That often."
  • Icky: "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-get back! I like girls?!"
  • Oxanator: "Well when I'm done with you, your gonna start enjoying cocks?!"
  • Icky: "Why would I give a darn about roosters, I mean- (Realises it's not THAT cock.)..... Aw, Chicken butts. HEEEE-HA-HA-HA-ELLLP?!"
  • Oxanator: "Ah, don't bother screaming, not like anyone's gonna come in here and get you out of here before I get to finish this sent-"
  • ???: Icky? (It was Commander Bullington) The Lodgers are here to bail you.
  • Icky: Uhhgh, thank God! So long, gay-bull! (Exits the cell)
  • Oxanator: "HEY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YE-"
  • Gilda punches him hard in the face!
  • Gilda: "STAY DOWN, OX-BUTT?!"
  • Chief Bullington: What were you doing in there?
  • Icky: Your dumbass Axle threw me in here! GOD, I HATE THAT STUPID EEL!!! FIRST HE LIES ABOUT LOOGER BEATING HIM, AND NOW HE COOPS ME IN THIS PIECE OF SHI- (Realizes what he just said, and covered his beak)...
  • Chief Bullington: What? What do you mean Axle lied?
  • Kolwalski: "(Sigh), I'm afraid there's no suger-coating this sir."
  • Kolwalski shows the footage of Axle lying about the Loogar situation, and that Celisus and Narcotic knocked him out, thus showing Qui is involved.
  • Skipper: "Axle at the time knows nothing of Qui's involvement until IF he comes back alive from a possable failed attempt of beating Loogar his way. He even acted like a jerk to us about this before."
  • Bullington sighed.
  • Bullington: "Axle really intends well.... But..... I'm afraid this is what breaks the camel's back. Trying to kill Xenon, worsen the tragities of Larry and Fifi, and neglecting to warn you guys of Pred Judu Des were one thing, give or take his unknowing involvement of protacting Team Nefarious when you guys first met them, but this? I'm afraid I can't let Axle off the hook this time..."
  • Icky: "WELL GOOD RIDDENCE?! HE'S A CRAP COP ANYWAY?!"
  • Janet heard everything!
  • Janet: "Chief no! You can't! Axle didn't know anything about Qui!"
  • Bullington: "I'm aware of that..... But he arrested a respected hero on impulse JUST so he can have a private match with Loogar, AND NO DOUBT, ineditability lose. I'm sorry Janet, but his actions can't be ignored anymore. He doesn't have what it takes to be a cop anymore."
  • Janet began to shed tears.
  • Bullington sighs. He knows this isn't easy for him to do this to Axle.
  • Bullington: "It's not gonna be easy for me to do this to Axle, espeically when this job means alot to him when his parents went missing, and never came back."
  • Icky: "YEAH WELL, WHO GIVES A SHI- Wait what?"
  • Chief Bullington: "His parents were cops. They went on a mission, and never returned.... They're believed to be KIA. He became an orphan and eventally got adopted. He eventally joined us to become the best he can be. And he did. But ever since everyone heard he unknowingly protacted Team Nefarious during the Golden City fiasco, well, he became more or less the butt of jokes for the rest of the force. Then it got worse when Xenon came. Then Larry and Fifi. Then Pred. He did all this just so he can prove he's a good cop. Beating Loogar before was what made him great. He hoped he could've get it again.... But instead, he arrested a hero for doing what was nessersary to find out if a greater threat was behind Loogar.... And it was. It ain't gonna be easy, but, Axle's bad rep will eventally make the rest of us look bad.... I have to do what needs to be done."
  • Bullington leaves.
  • Janet began to cried.
  • Janet: "(Sobbing), I, I, I know Axle was being a meanie to you guys, but did you have to go and cost him his job?! Not to mention ruin his only way to honor his parents memories? I mean, yeah, he lied, cheated, and almost got your friend voilated, but, did you have to become worse then Loogar and Qui combined?!"
  • Janet runs away crying!
  • Amilio was laughing, while applauding!
  • Amilio: "Jolly good show, you misguided fools. That's something not even Lord Cobra or Malefor would be able to pull off. (Laughs)"
  • Missing Link: "YOU WANT ME TO MESS YOU UP AGAIN?!"
  • Amilio:... Uh... no.
  • Missing Link: Then you'd better shut up. This is serious! (Everybody looks angrily at Icky for spilling the beans)
  • Icky:... What? Is there something in my teeth?
  • Kowalski: You don't have teeth.... At least not the kind capable of chewing.
  • Icky: Oh.
  • Squidward: Icky, I can't believe I'm saying this, but HOW COULD YOU SPILL THE BEANS AND COST AXLE HIS JOB LIKE THAT?!?
  • Icky: "Exquse me, but it's tecnecly Shen's fault for MAKING ME THE SPY IN THE FIRST PALCE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, I'll admit it, maybe we should've just gone with sending just the Spybug or Mantis. Yes, Axle could've avoided trouble of this scale if I didn't implusely placed you in there just for the sake of learning a lesson."
  • Icky: "EXACTLY?! YOU GUYS KNOW I TEND TO MESS UP, SO IT'S ALL OUR FAULT! SHEN'S FAULT FOR TRUSTING SOMEONE WHO TENDS TO MAKE MISTAKES, AND EVERYONE ELSE FOR ALLOWING HIM SO?! Honestly, this is almost the Fidget/Shifu mess again!"
  • Shifu: "(Sigh), Icky's right. We gave our word to let Axle stop Loogar without our interfearence, and we voilated it."
  • Po: "Well, we tecnecly can't keep it now! Qui's involved with this, and Loogar is now legitadmitly a louger required threat!"
  • Shifu: "I know, Loogar is far more dangerious then ever now, but since this is Qui we're talking about, no doubt she has a plan to make him even worse. Meaning we can't risk being foolish or over-comident."
  • Tigress: "Agreed, but, what about Axle?"
  • Shifu: "(Sigh), For once, not even I know. In one hand, Axle did do many things wrong to justify Bullington feeling betrayed by these actions. But in another, he only done it to restore his own honor, but he ended up becoming desperate in doing so, and voilated his own lawmen's code in doing so."
  • Po: "So, we can't help Axle out?"
  • Shifu: "Afraid so. At least, not at a moment's notice."

Chapter 7: Axle Gets Fired

Police Station.

  • Pryce and Axle walked in.
  • Axle: "Admitingly new guy, you saved my bacon back there. I would've fallen unconjustus only to be killed by Loogar and his new pals if you didn't save my life somehow."
  • Pryce: "My mother's side is a generation of healers."
  • Axle: "Ya know new guy, maybe i was too rough then what was needed on you. I don't normally open to people like this, but your ok in my book.... Just, don't expect to be the one who busts Loogar. He's still mine. You can have Loogar's pals if the Lougers don't ineditably forced themselfs to get involved into this.... (Remembers Icky) Oh crap, I JUST REALISED I UNKNOWINGLY PLACED THAT PREHISTORIC BIRD WITH OXANATOR!? I GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE?!"
  • Pryce: What? What're you talking about?
  • Axle: Not now, I gotta go! (Runs inside)
  • Pryce: What's he doing? (Runs in after him)

Prison Room

  • Axle: (Runs up to the cell only to find Chief Bullington and the Lodgers there)...Uh...hey, Chief!
  • Chief Bullington: In my office, Axle! NOW!
  • Axle: Aw, fuck!

Chief's Office

  • Chief Bullington: I cannot believe this, Axle! After all your years of being loyal to me, you botch it all up by lying?
  • Axle: I had to! I saw what Qui was capable of! Even Pryce couldn't have stood a chance against them!
  • Chief Bullington: Still, you do realize that lying is a police offense. Plus, you put a Shell Lodger in jail without notifying me? And may I remind you Axle, that you placed him in the cell Oxinator was in? You know he was arrested for sexual assault and a sex-slave scandal!
  • Axle: I wasn't paying attention!
  • Icky: Well, you should've been, douche bag! (Gilda smacks him)
  • Pryce: I trusted you for once, Axle! I thought you had changed! You were clearly jealous of me!
  • Axle: I wasn't-
  • Chief Bullington: SILENCE!... Your actions cannot be forgiven, Axle. I didn't wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice. YOU'RE FIRED!!! (The word echoed through Axle's head, and Chief Bullington ripped his badge off of him)
  • Axle: No, sir, please! You need me!
  • Chief Bullington: No! I won't get into this any longer, Axle! OUT!
  • Axle: I'm the only one who can stop him, Chief! The rest of the force can't possibly stop him! He's growing in strength, and he's gonna destroy this building! I'm doing this for all the cops here!
  • Chief Bullington: You only did this for yourself, Axle! (On intercom) Get me security! I've got some trash they can throw out! (Axle is shocked)

Meanwhile...

  • Looger: (Seeing everything through Qui's magic) YES!!! (Cackles) SO LONG, SLIMY VOLTBAG!!! ENJOY BEING DRENCHED IN SHAME AND DISGRACE!!! (Cackles)
  • Celsius: Now that Axle is sacked, we can destroy the Dragon Realms UUPD HQ!
  • Darkness Qui: And in return, Looger will help us destroy the UUPD HQ in WB Camelot so I can get my hands on Excalibur!
  • Looger: They can give me all they've got, but nothing is gonna stop me! (Bursts in electricity, and grows bigger) SOON, NO COP WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!!!
  • The villains laughed, as everything fades to Axle being tossed into the street. Later on, Axle started to drink, and eventally, we got back to where we started from.
  • (Axle): "Well, here we are. Thanks to me making some serious rookie mistakes, I lost my job, the station is gonna be doomed, and so will the universe, and, it's all because of me.... I bet you would be expecting me to blame the lougers, but.... It's all my fault. The universe is doomed cause of me. Now, Loogar and those alternate universe scumbags are unstoppable. You just got to ask yourself...... Can I still have what it takes to stop Loogar, if at all? Little did I realise, my luck was really, gonna change to the better, for not just me, but for everyone but Loogar. For, well, let's just say, Loogar's not gonna be the only one with friends in high-places....."
  • Familier Shadows surround Axle, as Spongebob came forth.
  • Spongebob: "Axle, you awake?"

To be continued...

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