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Omicron the Game is the 14th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Sandy and Kowalski have worked together to create the first game console that uses virtual reality called the Pixotron. They have also created a game to go with it called Omicron. The game only requires 10 players, so SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, the Penguins, Icky, Sam and Max play. When they take a look at their virtual world, they find out that the main villain of the game is Viral Vi-tor, who controls the virtual world, is up to no good, and it's up to the 10 players to stop the villain and win the game. However, things go south when Team Nefarious crash the game with a virus and pre-maturely has them fight Viral Vi-tor without doing the game properly and leveling up.

Transcript

Phineas And Ferb - Let's Go Digital Lyrics (HQ)

Phineas And Ferb - Let's Go Digital Lyrics (HQ)

Intro Theme (Let's Go Digital- Phineas and Ferb Song)

Chapter 1: The Pixitron

Dragon Temple

  • Sandy: (She, SpongeBob, Icky, Gilda, Iago, Fidget, Sam and Max are playing Halo Wars)
  • Icky: Okay, I'm gonna send some Spartans to tear up those elites over there, and some extras with Bazookas to mess up your AT-AT ripoffs.
  • Sandy: Oh, I don't think so. My Scarabs'll make sure of that. Along with a WHOLE bunch of Ghosts, Revenants, AND Anti-Air Wraiths! I'll whoop yer' ass like a runaway slave!
  • Icky: Okay, that's hurtful, and very racist.
  • Gilda: D'OH, it doesn't matter! Go get em', tiger! Beat her furry little ass!
  • Sandy: EXCUSE ME?!?
  • Gilda: Sorry.
  • Icky: HAH!!! Too late! One of your Scarabs had just been taken out by my 3 Scorpions!
  • Sandy: WHAT?!? But, I-bu-nu-wha--DAG NABBIT!!!
  • Icky: Thanks for the comment about her butt, Gilda! I owe you one--
  • Sandy: YEE-HAH! My other Scarabs destroyed one of your bunkers! Oooh, and it looks like 5 Ghosts, 3 Revenants, and 7 Anti-Air Wraiths are gonna take out another one of them.
  • Icky: And I was also distracted.
  • SpongeBob: You're not trying hard enough, Sandy!
  • Sandy: PLEASE don't criticize me, SpongeBob! I don't blame the Covenant for being so full of BLUE BLOOD!!!
  • Icky: OOH, and one of my Cyclopses are protecting that bunker! What's the matter, girl? You wanna run home to your mommy?
  • Sandy: YOU LEAVE MY MA OUT OF THIS, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL--(Gasps) D'OH, FIDDLESTICKS!!! One of yer' damn Scorpion Tanks took down one of MY bunkers!
  • Max: It's amazing that we were still in Kratos in the last episode and we're suddenly back in the old stand just in time for today's episode.
  • Sam: That's cartoon magic for ya, Max! It's unexplainable, and it will always be unexplainable.
  • Fidget: Oooh, looks like Sandy's winning, Ickster.
  • Icky: Oh, that's what you think. Once I get a healing field up and running and destroy those invading aliens with the Mac Blast, I'll-- (Turns his camera to see that his base is at low health and is draining quickly) NOOOOOOO--(The base is destroyed)
  • Sandy: YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAH!!! I WIN!!! I TOTALLY WIN!!! In yer' feathered ass!
  • Iago: Man, these kinds of video games are BORING!!!
  • Icky: Yeah. You play them a dozen times, and you soon get bored with them.
  • Max: If only we had a new game that would make us feel like we were on an adventure of our own. If only there was a game that could send us to some kind of virtual world where evil is sticking it's ugly face in. That would make me feel much of a hero than it did in our previous adventures. Not to mention a place for me to practice one or more forms of gratuitous violence.
  • Kowalski: (Bursts into the room) I'VE DONE IT!!! I've invented a device that will make us feel like we're on an adventure of our own! I've created a device that will send us to a virtual world where evil is sticking it's ugly face in!
  • Sam: Wow. Karma even appears in the craziest of situations.
  • Gilda: Well, I wouldn't mind seeing another one of Kowalski's CRAZY inventions. Okay, Kowalski-tron, shoot.

Kowalski's Lab

  • Kowalski: BEHOLD! The newest advancement in video-game technology. The Pixitron!
  • Icky:...Uh...Didn't Jimmy Neutron technically make something like this in his show? When Sheen came asking Jimmy to play an Ultra-Lord video game, he made this invention that would've--
  • Kowalski: Not important! In fact, this is much better. It's a 10-player virtual reality console where you can physically fight your way through the virtual world, and experience adventure and action in your own mind AND video game.
  • Icky: Sounds fun. But...are there any games that go with it?
  • Kowalski: You bet. Me and Sandy made one all by ourselves. We have yet to create more games to go with it. We did try and convert other games into this console, but apparently, we've had loads of complaints from the game companies, and, GOD, it was agonizing!
  • Sandy: Not to mention we needed to get permission from the government to create a game, and we tried to convince 'em that it was only for us, and not for sellin' it, but they just said that in order to make a game, you needed to pay for the rights, and blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. So we needed to make a contract with Senator Tricorn, needed to make loans and pay them, had some budget problems, but in the end, it was all worth it, and we created THIS! (Takes out the case for a game) We called the game Omicron.
  • Gilda: What kind of a name is that?
  • Sandy: Well, it's a letter from the Greek alphabet.
  • Icky: Which one?
  • Sandy: It's the 15th letter, and it means 'small'. The uppercase Omicron letter is used in mathematics as a symbol of the Big O notation.
  • Patrick:...All I heard was "blah blah blah notation".
  • Kowalski: And good news. After all those complications and deals we had to make in order to have some fun with it, the Pixitron is finally ready to be tested.
  • Tigress: Are you sure about that?
  • Viper: Yeah, it...seems like a lot of trouble to just making a video game console, yet go through MORE trouble just to get the rights to create a game to go with it.
  • Kowalski: Hey, life wasn't meant to be easy, okay? When you do something like this, you can't do with without permission. Games need to be licensed, even when it's not meant for mass-production. For Newton's sake, have ANY of you went to law school?
  • Monkey: We don't need to when we're heroes who know what laws to respect and enforce.
  • Skipper: Besides, I don't think I can trust this new device of yours. Most of your inventions tend to go haywire just like Jimmy Neutron's. What if we disappear forever when we run out of lives? That's how Timmy Turner almost died when he was in his own virtual reality game.
  • Kowalski: You really think I'd be stupid enough to allow such an event to happen? If I was, I wouldn't be a genius. I made it that when you run out of continues in THIS console, you'll be automatically sent back to the real world.
  • Private: Well, that's good.
  • Kowalski: So, does anyone want to join our little virtual adventure?
  • Spongebob: I'M READY!
  • Patrick: I'M READY TOO?!
  • Skipper: Well...I am always in the mood for violence and action, so...give me a slice of it!
  • Private: Well, as long as it's not dangerous...
  • Rico: (Hacks up a robotic arm and puts it on) OH, YEAH!
  • Icky: Folks, you're looking at a gaming master-nator! I am gonna own Omicon...uh...Omi-Sumi...uh...DAH, whatever it's called, by the end of this episode!
  • Sam: Well, Max, are you up for a possibly-dangerous experiment of Kolwalski's that may be prone to get worse as it goes by?
  • Max: YYYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Sandy: And that'll make me and Kolwalski the last two players.
  • Gilda: Well, I suppose someone has to stay outside and make sure things are looking smooth. So it looks like it has to be the rest of us.
  • Spongebob: So, how do we use these things?
  • Sandy: Well, remember that device that enables you to fight germs in microscopic size in Atlantis? I borrowed a few pointers from that and made these beauties. (She shows chairs attached to virtual helmets similar to what Sandy was referring to)
  • Po: Cool!
  • Patrick: Let's do it! (Kowalski turns on the Pixitron, puts the game in, and it starts. The word 'OMICRON' appears, and an icon that says 'Press Start' appears)
  • Kowalski: Alright, let me just add a few commands to the game... (He presses 'Start', then selects 'New Game', then the screen says to choose a save place, and he selects the first one. Then it says a few words)
  • Patrick: "This game has an Autosave feature. Please do not turn off your game console when this is in progress." What does that even mean?
  • SpongeBob: That means it automatically saves our game progress, and it says we shouldn't turn off the game console when it's in progress. Surely you would've known that after we were playing those video games from before.
  • Patrick: Oh, yeah.
  • Kowalski: Alright, here we go. (Presses 'Okay', and the 10 players glow in green-blue energy, and then disappear)
  • Gilda: DUDE!! THEY VANISHED!
  • Iago: No, I think they're just being reassembled into the game. It is a virtual reality game after all.
  • Gilda: Oh. Okay.
  • Mantis: Look! On the TV!
  • Narrator: Welcome to Pixellania. A normally-peaceful world for citizens everywhere, today it will be transformed into a teeter of pure horror.

TV Screen

  • (Narrator): The mysterious dictator of Pixellania is up to something. The peaceful inhabitants are growing more and more violent, and mysterious other-worldly beings are beginning to appear. If no hero stops him, there's no telling what will happen. So it's up to you to discover the conspiracy in the Pixel government before it's too late.
  • (Max): I'm ready for anything!
  • (Sam): As am I! (The heroes teleport in a huge room)
  • Skipper: Where are we?
  • Human Agent: Welcome, heroes, to The Hub Lair. I am Secret Agent Ralph. I am here on a top priority.
  • SpongeBob: So we're not the only ones on this case?
  • Agent Ralph: No. But I'm not the one who's on this case. It's YOU who will do that. But before you begin, you'll need to know a few things. Somebody wake up the computer. It's time to get to work.
  • Computer: Briefing software online. Welcome, Agent Ralph. Welcome new heroes.
  • Skipper: Uh...hi? Should we talk to the computer?
  • Agent Ralph: Only if you want to irritate me. Computer? Show the heroes who we're dealing with.
  • Computer: 3 days ago, an imperial corporation took over Pixellania after seizing control over City Hall. A corporation by the name of 'Omicron'.
  • Sandy: And THAT'S why the game is called 'Omicron'.
  • Skipper: Who's the top boss?
  • Computer: Top boss goes by the name of 'Viral Vi-tor'. History: Unknown. Intentions: Unknown.
  • Agent Ralph: We didn't get much information on Vi-tor's origins, intentions, or wherabouts. All we know is that he plans to take over all of Pixellania. He's probably a mutated super-weapon gone awry which has the ability to control all the pixels in our world. But doing so is very fragile, and can destroy Pixellania easily. He says he's going to fix this problem somehow. His company is currently creating weapons of evil even as we speak.
  • Skipper: Then how do we stop him? (Suddenly, evil cackling is heard)
  • ???: Stop me? Oh, please! I cannot be stopped!
  • Agent Ralph: Vi-tor! WHERE ARE YOU?!? I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOW YOURSELF!! (Vi-tor continues chuckling)
  • Viral Vi-tor: (Appears on the screens) Did you miss me, Agent Ralph? I certainly did! It's been a while since we last saw each other, but now I suppose you can't stop me on your own since I took away your fighting skills and coordination, and transferred it to myself. (Chuckles) Now you're just a little weakling.
  • Agent Ralph: That may be true, but I won't be stopping you now that I have new allies.
  • Viral Vi-tor: Yes, the new players. I only see them as a bunch of dumb animals.
  • Skipper: Dumb animals?!? I'll make you eat those words! (Tries kicking him, but he disappears, and Skipper slumps on the screen, and slides off) Ow!
  • Vi-tor: Oh, you must be Skipper. The paranoid, sarcastic, and ruthless leader of the Penguins of Madagascar.
  • Skipper: That's right! And I'm gonna tie a knot in your plans AND your big snakey neck.
  • Vi-tor: We'll see about that.
  • Private: I'm scared, Skipper!
  • Vi-tor: The adorable Private, the hyper-cute, mini-golfing first-class private of the Penguins of Madagascar, if I'm not mistaken.
  • Sandy: Okay, we've already established that you know who we are, it ain't that big of a deal!
  • Vi-tor: Oh, I know much more than that, Sandy. I know YOU and Kowalski are the ones who created me AND the world that I will soon conquer.
  • Kowalski: Clearly, this villain has a mind of his own.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. I mean, it's not like he knows our strengths or anything--
  • Vi-tor: Uh, yes I do, SpongeBob SquarePants! You're one of the most famous cartoon characters in history, AND one of the many founders of the Shell Lodge Squad. I also know about your precious relationship with Sandy.
  • SpongeBob: WHAT?!? I do NOT have a relationship with her. She's just my friend.
  • Vi-tor: Oh, don't play coy with me, you know it's true.
  • Icky: Is it just me, or does this guy have similar horns like Malefor's.
  • Vi-tor: The comedic Icky, one of the Lodge's stand-up comedians. I must admit, you always were good for a laugh. But I always HATED your jokes.
  • Icky: WHY YOU LITTLE--
  • Sam: No, no, no, Ickster! You will have your chance to whoop him in due time.
  • Viral Vi-tor: Ah, the almost-obscured duo Sam and Max, Freelance Police! It must be one of those rare occasions that the producer is actually paying attention to you guys, considering you ain't fully utilized a lot. Weren't you guys busy with that crazy anime white cat guy?
  • Max: HEY, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF DAVE FELIS IN VAIN!!!
  • Sam: Secondly, Me, Max, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers only got stuck with the YouTube Legoland Productions because The Gr8atstone wanted to get back at the producer for cancelling our formerly-planned spinoff series to turn certain episodes into SpongeBob and Friends episodes, and we didn't have no problem with the producer for that at all, because he couldn't find the Hunchback of Notre Dame at the time.
  • Icky: Is it just me, or am I getting a 'Discord' vibe off of you?
  • Kowalski: Well, we actually programmed him to have the personality of both him AND Aku.
  • Icky: You mean the main baddie from Samurai Jack?
  • Kowalski: Yep.
  • Agent Ralph: You'll never get away with this, Vi-tor! Not by a long shot!
  • Vi-tor: Yeesh, are you dull when you have no fighting skills. It's too bad nobody can stop me. Not even you OR these stupid misfits! I'll be sure to take care of you in due time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some havoc to wreak! (Screen goes black)
  • Icky:...Man, I hate that guy!
  • Private: C-can we go home now?
  • Skipper: Private, is this really the time to hide under your bed? This is all for fun.
  • Agent Ralph: Well, now that you know who you're up against, let me show you around.
  • Icky: All I'm seeing is a black room with blue techno lines everywhere, like we're inside a computer.
  • Agent Ralph: Yes. That's how the Hub Lair is designed. The details are cleverly hidden, and can be pixelated with just a push of a button. (Presses a button, and a million pixels come together to form a stand that says 'Krabs Shack')
  • Mr. Krabs: AHOY THERE!!!
  • Max: Now THERE'S something you don't see every day.
  • Sam: That's exactly why I quit my summer job at the petting zoo.
  • Icky: We already know.
  • Agent Ralph: This is the Krabs Shack, where you can purchase weapon, health, and gadget upgrades.
  • Rico: AWESOME!!!
  • Kowalski: Well, don't get so excited all of a sudden. We can't afford anything yet. We haven't started the game yet, so we have nothing to trade with.
  • Rico: AWW!
  • Skipper: How very interesting you integrated Mr. Krabs into the game, you two.
  • Kolwalski: Compliment appreciated, Skipper.
  • Max: But, uh, I'm curious, why did you add him into the game?
  • Sandy: Oh, he ain't the only one. We added other people from the UUniverses into this game, even villains. We'll face a LOT of them when on this journey.
  • Skipper:...Why would you add villains from the real world instead of just being creative?
  • Kowalski: Well, that was just another problem we had to forget about when we signed the contract to make this game. You see, when we were creating all the obstacles, we faced complaints from game companies with basing our obstacles from video game obstacles of their own, and we lost our rights to create new characters just when we were busy creating non-obstacle characters. AGAIN, the government has vexed us!
  • Sandy: So we had no other choice but to add characters from the real world like Mr. Krabs and the villains. We'll have to get use to it, guys. They'll be everywhere.
  • Icky: Well, anything else?
  • Agent Ralph: Yes. (Presses another button, and a million pixels form a huge door)
  • Chi Fu: Chi Fu at your service!
  • Icky: Chi Fu, too?...How many characters were you forced to put in this game, exactly?
  • Kowalski: I don't know, I lost count. But the best thing to know is that the Lodgers will be helping us, the villains will be against us.
  • Agent Ralph: This is the Options Room, where you can adjust the game settings. Like volume, quality, and other stuff. (Presses another button, and pixels form a big switch) This is the Difficulty Switch, where you can choose the difficulty of the game from Easy, Normal, and Hard.
  • Kowalski: I'd stay off the 'Hard' part if I were you.
  • Rico: HARD, HARD, HARD, HARD!!!
  • Kowalski: No, I prefer to go to 'Normal' (Sets the switch to 'Normal')
  • Agent Ralph: Excellent choice. And last but not least...(Presses button, and pixels form a door) This is the Levels Dorm, where you will be able to select and start your missions.
  • Max: Well, at least we have a way to go.
  • Agent Ralph: Your first mission will be to scout the city to scout for any clues you can find on how to defeat Vi-tor. I'll let you take a moment to look around.
  • Sam: Anything we should know about the town?
  • Agent Ralph: Well, since Omicron's take over, the citizens have started acting hostile, so watch out for anyone who could try and hurt you. Also, you'll be needing these. (Gives them a briefcase full of 10 blasters)
  • Sam: What are they?
  • Agent Ralph: They're blasters. They'll come in VERY handy when you face a few obstacles.
  • Icky: Wow, how do we use them?
  • Agent Ralph: Just take some lessons from Shifu. (Presses a button, and a door forms with Shifu appearing)
  • Shifu: Let's get started.
  • Icky: Oh, boy. Shifu's gonna help us use these blasters?
  • Sam: Well, we'll need to know how to use them if we're ever gonna stop Vi-tor.
  • Max: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get to it.

Training Room

  • Shifu: The Blaster is a powerful weapon created by Omicron itself. It features a lock-on mod that allows you to aim accurately, and it's blasts are very quick. But be warned, as with every weapon, it requires ammo.
  • Icky: Terrific! Just terrific!
  • Shifu: Use your blaster to destroy these Omicrates. (10 Omicrates appear)
  • Private: Omicrates?
  • Shifu: Yes. You'll find lots of these things on your adventures. They contain valuables. Now, see if you can blast them with your blasters.
  • Kowalski: Alright.
  • Sandy: Alright. (Both she and Kowalski blast their Omicrates with no problem) WHOO!
  • Kowalski: YES!
  • Skipper: I'm good at using a gun. (Blasts Omicrate) Oh, yeah.
  • Patrick: This thing is awesome! I wonder if they'll affect us. (Sticks blaster in mouth)
  • Kowalski: PATRICK, NO! (Patrick fires, and his head is blasted clean off, and he dissipates, then reforms)
  • Patrick: Whoa, what happened?
  • Kowlaski: (Sighs) You have only 4 lives now! THAT THING IS NOT A TOY!!! Just blast the Omicrates!
  • Patrick: You mean like this? (Fires at the Omicrate, and hits it successfully)
  • Skipper: Did you guys see that?!?
  • SpongeBob: How'd you learn to do that?
  • Patrick: Oh, I actually wasn't aiming for the Omicrate, I was just blasting it.
  • SpongeBob: Well, if I can use a Jelly Launcher in one of my video games, I can use this. (Fires, and hits the crate) OH, YEAH!!!
  • Icky: At least I'm one of the many Lodgers who knows how to use a gun. (Aims, and fires, hitting the crate)
  • Private: I haven't actually used a gun before, Skipper!
  • Rico: (Blasts the crate perfectly) BOO-YAH!!!
  • Private:...Well...here it goes...(Fires, and hits it with good accuracy)...Whoa. I did it. YEAH!!!
  • Sam: (Blasts the crate) BOOM!
  • Max: (Blasts the crate) BOOM BABY!!!
  • Shifu: Excellent! Now it's time for another challenge. See if you can hit a moving target. Like these Levitocrates. (10 Levitating crates appear moving up and down repeatedly)
  • Icky: Aw, fudge! I normally work better if enemies are nice enough to hold still for me to shoot them off. Sadly, a lot of my enemies aren't nice period.
  • Skipper: (Blasts his Levitocrate) YEAH!!!
  • Rico: (Blasts Levitocrate) BAZINGA!!!
  • Sandy: (Blasts Levitocrate) BAM!!!
  • Kowalski: (Closes eyes, and shoots the Levitocrate instantly) HAH! With no eyes!
  • SpongeBob: (Misses the Levitocrate) Darn it! (Misses again) Darn it! (Misses again) Darn it!
  • Shifu: Do not waste up your ammo. Concentrate.
  • SpongeBob: Okay...(Blasts the Levitocrate) Yeah!
  • Patrick: (Blasts his Levitocrate with a stroke of luck) Wow!
  • Sam: (He and Max blast their Levitocrates at the same time)
  • Max: Yeah, In your wooden nails!
  • Icky: (Blasts his Levitocrate) Got it!
  • Private: Uhh...(Blasts Levitocrate) Whoa. It's like a video game. And I don't mean INSIDE the video game, I mean in real life.
  • Shifu: Nice work. Now, time for an environmental exercise. See if you can use your blasters to control your environment. (The team suddenly gets trapped when pixels form a barrier. Then a few more pixels form some targets) Blast those targets to start your exercise. (A few of the teammates begin blasting the targets, and a door is formed by some pixels) Excellent. Sometimes targets will be much bigger, so it will take more than one blast to push them. (The door reveals a target much larger than the others) You will need to use teamwork on this one.
  • Sandy: Alrighty, then. (The entire group blasts the large target, albeit some suck at it)
  • Shifu: Nice work. Training complete. (The barriers disintegrate into pixels again) You have learned how to use the blasters.
  • Icky: So, and hoping I didn't jinx anything, but, are we done?
  • Shifu: Yes. Now go out there and beat Vi-tor.
  • Icky: Good.
  • Sam: Let's go kick some Omicron butt.

Levels Dorm

  • SpongeBob: (7 terminals are seen) I'm guessing these are where we start our missions.
  • Kowalski: Yup. Let's get started. (They enter the first terminal, and a computer pops up) Alright, are you guys ready for action? We're about to enter the first level.
  • All: Yeah!
  • Kowalski: Okay. Here we go. (Kowalski presses the button, and the terminal teleports the entire group)

Nefarious' Space Station

  • Lawrence: Well, sir, I had a talk with the UUniversal government about that little 'video game project' that Kowalski and Sandy have been through for the past 4 months. They confirmed it, it was a virtual reality game.
  • Nefarious: (Cackles) I KNEW IT!! I KNEW THEY'D HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT'S SO EASILY CONTROLLABLE!! (Cackles) Looks like we have ourselves a new plan, Lawrence!
  • Lawrence: Does it involve that experimental virus that you were given by a 'certain friend' a slight while back?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Oh, indeed! I've been saving that badboy for a rainy day, hoping to use it in the event that the Lodgers would make a machine that could easily be hackable. I didn't expect it to be a VIRTUAL REALITY GAME CONSOLE!! (Laughs hysterically) Heroes these days, always wanting to have fun with fighting! So, has the virus been tested yet?
  • Lawrence: The troops are preparing the testing chamber as we speak, sir.
  • Nefarious: Splendid! Let us see what power it bestows.

Testing Chamber

  • Dr. Nefarious: (The Nefarious Troopers are holding a USB flash drive containing the virus, and Nefarious suddenly bursts in) GENTLEMEN!! (The troopers jump in fear) I HEAR THAT THE VIRUS IS READY FOR TESTING!!
  • NTrooper #1: Uh, yes sir, but would you mind not bursting in like that? You gave one of our troops a heart malfunction last time.
  • NTrooper #2: Plus, you almost caused us to break the USB flash drive containing said virus.
  • Dr. Nefarious:... You seriously couldn't even carry it in something less-fragile? You know, LIKE A FLOPPY DISK?!?
  • NTrooper #1: You know that doesn't have enough room to store this much power.
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Sighs) Whatever! Just get the virus ready. What're we testing it on?
  • NTrooper #3: We're using a common computer. (They see a computer set)
  • Dr. Nefarious:... Really?
  • NTrooper #1: Oh, just watch sir, I assure you, you won't be disappointed.
  • Dr. Nefarious: I'd better not be! (They turn on the computer)
  • NTrooper #4: (Some troopers struggle to find which one will go in until one is chosen) AW, WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!? I WAS REPAIRED LIKE 50 TIMES!!!
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Turns on microphone) JUST DO IT, YOU NOOB!!! (The intensity of the frequency hurts the ears of the trooper)
  • NTrooper #4: OKAY, OKAY, GEEZ!!!... (Takes deep breath and groans)... (Struggles to insert the virus, and then does it)
  • Dr. Nefarious:... Well, what're you waiting for? Start it up!
  • NTrooper #4:...
  • Dr. Nefarious: I'm sure it won't hurt!
  • NTrooper #4:...Okay... Here I go... (Turns the computer on, and the effects start out small, but then it intensifies into a massive glitch) Uh... Are you sure this won't hurt?
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Reading a magazine) Oh, stop being such a short fuse! Just know that if anything happens to you, I am TOTALLY with you there in spirit.
  • NTrooper #4: (Sighs) Well, that's good to know- (Suddenly, the glitch acts up and creates a glitchy head of Dr. Nefarious on it as it shrieks) AAAAAAAAAAAAA- 
  • Nefarious: Doing good...
  • NTrooper #4: (The computer wires lash out at him) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
  • Dr. Nefarious: Staying strong...
  • NTrooper #4: (The wires coil around him like snakes as Nefarious' glitchy cackles are heard) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
  • Dr. Nefarious: Feeling the burn...
  • NTrooper #4: (The wires shock him) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
  • Dr. Nefarious: Show no misery, Nefarious Trooper. Show them what your mama taught you...
  • NTrooper #4: (The glitchy Nefarious head stares at him with horrid glitchy eyes) AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
  • Dr. Nefarious: How are you holding up in there, pal?
  • Virus: SQUISHIES WILL KNOW THE BURN OF GLITCHES!!!
  • Dr. Nefarious: Good to know, pal, good to know.
  • NTrooper #4: HELP ME!! HELP MEEEEEEE- (The wires shock him into unconsciousness until the entire computer flat-lines, and the blue error screen appears as the computer is destroyed)
  • Dr. Nefarious: Well, now that we've got one less overtime to deal with, let's see how it all turned out- (He is shocked to see the chaos that was caused) HOLY QUARZACKS...Yes! (Cackles) YES!!! IT WORKS!!! IT WORKS!!! (Cackles) THE ULTIMATE WEAPON TO BRING THE END TO THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!! (Takes the USB flash drive out) Now we just need to wait until they begin using it.
  • Lawrence: Well, sir, you might be in luck, because they're using it right now. (They see on a holographic screen that the Lodgers are looking at our heroes inside the console)
  • Dr. Nefarious: Excellent! Get our spies to download the virus into the console. It's time that those players had their last moments of fun! (Cackles)

Chapter 2: Pixellania

Cutscene

  • (Narrator): Long ago, Pixellania, before Vi-Tor's dictatorship or that everyone even knew of him, was a land and world of peace. All Pixel beings are that of peace and happiness...give or take some exceptions. However, things began to change when the once-benevolent Mayor Jerkbeetle, made an announcement that changed everything.
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: (He is a beetle who stood before many citizens) Good people of Pixellania, we have faced a terrible viral drought for some time, and our pixel water is vanishing, affecting our econmony, and many things. But most of all, it is affecting our friends and families. But worry not, because a being of incredible power has come to offer a plan to fix and restore everything, and rid us of the drought. He says that he is an antivirus program capable of changing anything and anyone! He has come with a company of great promise by the name of Omicron. My friends, I give to you, the great, the benevolent, and the all-knowing, Viros Vrandas, AKA Viral Vi-tor!
  • Viral Vi-tor: (From a blast of pixels, he appeared and met with great praise and cheers) Hello, good people of Pixellania! It is very delightful that I am within your presence! I am an anti-viral program that'll defeat our virus problem and defeat the drought viruses. I only ask for one thing in return. I only ask to be rewarded by becoming the undisputed co-ruler of all of Pixellania, where I'll promise that no harm will ever come to our way of life ever again! (Everyone cheered)
  • (Narrator): So, as promised, the drought viruses were destroyed, pixel water had returned, and for a while, everyone lived under peace of the Omicron corporation. This corporate superpower had spread across all corners of Pixellania, bringing promises of technology and replenishing resources. But it was not to last. The renowned protectors of Pixellania, the Commando Beaver Taskforce, discovered that the organization had been doing all these amazing things with the use of an illegal and corruptive matter called pixellanium, created as the result of tainted pixels that was capable of warping anything and anyone. With the beavers exposing these secrets to everyone in Pixellania...Vi-tor and his corporation suffered as a result.
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: (Viral Vi-tor was chained, and seen injured and scarred from torture, and Jerkbeetle appeared angry and disappointed) Vi-tor, I am very disgusted by what I have discovered! I am glad that the Beaver Taskforce did the right thing by telling us about your treachery with such a dangerous source of power! We had put our full trust in you.
  • Viral Vi-tor: Mayor, you must understand, it was for--
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: YOU WILL NOT SPEAK DURING THIS SENTENCE, VI-TOR!! No excuses will get you out of the punishment that must be given. You had betrayed everyone by going through with such an unforgivable conspiracy! So starting today, Omicron will be shut down. And as for you, your sentence will be deletion.
  • Vi-tor: Hmmph! I see why they call you 'Jerkbeetle'!
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: Ignore my orders to stay silent, will you? Fine! START THE EXECUTION!! (Vitor is placed inside a chamber as a laser ray begins charging up, and suddenly shines on him)
  • Viral Vi-tor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (He slowly disintegrates into millions of small pixels)
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: (Everyone cheers) Beavers, commandeer every Omicron building in Pixellania! Don't let anyone try and stop you, is that clear?
  • Beaver Commandos: YES, SIR!!
  • (Narrator): The mayor started a global shutdown of all Omicron buildings across Pixellania. What was once a prosperous and resourceful company would soon be gone. But Vi-tor's deletion was not to last forever. The darkness inside of his leftover pixels had corrupted them and turned them into pixellanium. This made the pixels unstable and destructive, and as a result, the energy pulled them back together, and Vi-tor was reborn.
  • Vi-tor: (He is repixilized laying on the ground)...Uhhgh...what happened?...Wait...am I alive?...I'M ALIVE!! And I feel...I feel stronger than I have ever been before. (He uses a blast of pixellanium to turn a tree into a dark menacing tree) Incredible! I am now composed of pixellanium. It has made me stronger than ever. (Touches the ground, and the pixellanium corrupts everything within a 1-mile radius) YES! (Cackles) Time to make all of Pixellania pay for ruining my life! (Cackles as he flies and turns into a purple cloud of deadly pixels, and heads towards Pixellania)
  • (Narrator): Within 2 days, he began targeting the Commando Beaver Taskforce from it's main headquarters. He used his newfound power to scramble the brains of all Beaver Commandos, transforming them into corrupt slaves. And by controlling the Beaver Taskforce, he therefore regained control of all Omicron buildings he had lost. Good scientists that formerly worked for him are now tainted back to his servitude. He took his army of Beaver Commandos, and overthrew the Mayor, corrupting him into a pawn and a vice-president of Omicron. With Omicron and the Pixellanian government under his control, no one was ever capable of stopping him. But not all would stand for the tyranny which Vi-tor was wreaking. A resistance was being built from those who had the courage to fight back. Unfortunately, even they would be depleted by Vi-tor's armies. It ultimately came down to the leader, Agent Ralph, intending to finally put an end to the terror.
  • Agent Ralph: (He and others snuck inside City Hall taking down several corrupt beavers until they finally arrives in Vi-tor's office holding him at gunpoint) VI-TOR! SHOW YOURSELF!
  • Vi-tor: (Chuckles) Agent Ralph! Jerkbeetle's old friend. I should've known you'd crash the party.
  • Agent Ralph: In the name of Pixellania, you're under arrest.
  • Vi-tor: You dare to threaten me, sir? Is that anyway to speak to someone who stopped brought virues so long ago?
  • Agent Ralph: Don't try me, you tyrant! Your actions are spreading chaos all over Pixellania!
  • Vi-tor: I assure you, my reasons are justified. I only used this... Incredibly useful substance... Because I lost someone I valued very much from a file-destroying virus. My plans would've and still can make Pixellania a better and virus-proof place!
  • Agent Ralph: You know as well as I why that substance is illegal! It's dangerous! It could destroy Pixellania instead of helping it.
  • Vi-tor: I have learned how to wield this very substance with the upmost caution, and with it, I will create a new and peaceful Pixellania! And I can't have you, or anyone else, ruining it! (Uses his powers to suck up the pixels of the other agents with Ralph, and shape them into silluettes of what would become the bosses to be ecountered in the levels)
  • Agent Ralph: WHA-WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?!?
  • Vi-tor: Let's just say, they'll be fighting for a REAL cause soon!? (Teleports the future level bosses away)! So now, I have you to deal with!
  • Agent Ralph: Go ahead and try!
  • Vi-tor: COMMANDOS! ATTACK! (Beaver commandos begin opening fire on Ralph as he takes cover. Once he is able to shoot them all down, he attacks Vi-tor, and they engage in a fight that ultimately leads to Ralph kicking him down and restraining him with his foot)...
  • Agent Ralph: You are under arrest, sir!
  • Vi-tor: (Chuckles) You poor fool! I am made of pixellanium.
  • Agent Ralph: I'm afraid that will not hold us off! Omicron will never return, and you've lost once again!
  • Vi-tor: (Cackles) That's where you're WRONG! (Zaps at Ralph, but Ralph uses a holographic shield to block the attack) YOU WILL BE DEFEATED, RALPH!!!
  • Agent Ralph: WE'LL SEE WHO WILL BE DEFEATED!!! (Vi-tor soon becomes too weak to continue)
  • Vi-tor: Uhhhgh! (Suddenly, from behind, a James Rocket clone with butterfly wings appears with a blaster gun and sneaks up on the both of them)
  • Agent Ralph: (Takes out a white-and-purple gun) It's time I ended this for good! This device will re-purify every dark pixel in your body, and ensure that you NEVER return! You've gone too far with your actions, Vi-tor! And you must be destroyed!
  • Vi-tor: Now now, Ralthie. Think about what your doing. I'm only doing what is best for all of us!
  • Agent Ralph: I'm afraid you're too dangerous to be spared! I will never let you harm anyone else! Goodbye. (Aims his ray gun)
  • Vi-tor: .... It's actselly fitting you said good bye. Thing is.... It's not gonna be me who's going anywhere. NOW?!
  • Buttefly Man: (Fires his blaster at the ray, and it explodes in his hands injuring him)
  • Agent Ralph: AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
  • Vi-tor: HA?! TOLD YA SO, RALTHIE!? (Zaps Ralph with extremely powerful pixellanium as he cackles maniacally. This goes long enough until Ralph is soon rendered dull and weak and falls to his knees) (Vi-tor cackles) Excellent work, James!
  • James: Thank you, sir.
  • Agent Ralph: James Butterfly! HOW DARE YOU RETURN AFTER YOUR BANISHMENT?!?
  • Vi-tor: James has been an excellent use to me. Ever since he was banished for killing his own butterfly mother and other crimes as a result of his oppression, I have found his new skills as an assassin to be... Very useful.
  • Agent Ralph: You MONSTER!! (Tries punching him, but the force is too weak, and he falls to the ground panting) What's happening to me?
  • Vi-tor: Well, as skilled as you are compared to your comrades, I figured that you are of no use to me neither dead nor alive. So now that you are devoid of your skills and abilities, I suppose Pixellania is officially mine. Vi-tor rules, Jerkbeetle drools! (Cackles) Beaver Commandos, make sure he's never found!
  • Beaver Commando #1: Yes, sir! (They take Ralph away)
  • Agent Ralph: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
  • Vi-tor: I already have! Goodbye, Ralph! (Cackles)
  • (Narrator): So thanks to the mysterious outlaw, Ralph was rendered weak and was banished to the Great Edge, a forbidden realm with little pixels, no past, no present, and no future where he was thought to be lost forever. Except all it did was forever rendering him to using all the pixels he could find and create his own base with no way to return, and was trapped with familiar data images of certain members of a mythical and legendary hero team who could only offer so much help in comfort. And only the aid of the players, legendary and unstoppable forces, will be able to stop Vi-Tor and his corrupted forces once and for all. And that is where you come in...

After Cutscene

Chapter 1: Pixellania, Level One: Welcome to Pixellania

(This is the level theme music)

Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Bikini Bottom Sand Mountain

Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Bikini Bottom Sand Mountain

Level 1 music

  • Sam: Well, here we are, on the outskirts of Pixellania. So many wonderous sights to see, and yet, no sign of any danger...yet.
  • Max: SAAAAMMM! (Gets stuck in a sinkhole, but Sam saves him) GOD, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED!!!
  • Patrick: SpongeBob, look! (He finds a note)
  • SpongeBob: Hey, a note! (Once he touches the note, Sir Hiss appears)
  • Private: Hiss? What're you doing here?
  • Sandy: Again, he's one of the characters we had to add due to losing the rights of having new characters. He's here to guide us through tips in the game.
  • Icky: Of course, no first time into the game is complete without pointers.
  • Sir Hiss: The note you just saw will give you information on how to play the game. The environment you are in can be really twisty and turny when you look at it. That's why I shall be helping you out. Just find another one of these notes, and I will give you info on what you currently see. Like those coins over there. (Points out some gold coins with an O and a lightning bolt on them)
  • Skipper: What the heck are THEY?
  • Sir Hiss: They are Omicoins, Pixellania's form of currency converted by Omicron since they now own the banking communities of Pixellania. If I were you, I would try collecting as many as you can. They will allow you to purchase upgrades, powerups, and other stuff. Trust me, you can't get through this without them. I should also tell you about other types. There are Big Omicoins out there that're bigger and darker than this one. They equal 10 Omicoins. And keep a close eye out for Omidollars. They're worth 100 Omicoins.
  • Icky: We'll keep that in mind. Now, let's do this. (Sir Hiss went back into his snake basket and vanished. The gang approached the coins and they add to the count of the number icon above when touched) Hey, another note. (A note appears next to some crates. They pick it up and Sir Hiss appears again)
  • Sir Hiss: I'm sure you've learned what the Omicrates and Levitocrates do, but here, they're FULL of Omicoins. Smash them with any kind of attack you want. But there are other kinds of crates out there thet you should know about. Once you see one, I will tell you about them. Good luck. (Goes back into his snake basket)
  • Skipper: Full of Omicoins, huh? Well, in that case...(Smashes all the crates around him, and they get dozens of Omicoins)
  • Rico: OMICOINS!!! OMICOINS!!!
  • Icky: And we found ANOTHER note. (Touches it)
  • Sir Hiss: See these mail boxes? (A mailbox appears, and when Icky takes a step towards it)
  • Voice: CHECKPOINT!
  • Sir Hiss: They are checkpoints. If you should ever be clobbered down, you will automatically be sent back here until you run out of lives. But be warned that Vi-tor has a sneaky tactic based on this.
  • Private: What is it?
  • Sir Hiss: I can't tell you yet. I'm just an informant in this game. (Goes back into his snake basket)
  • Sam: Sounds like we need to stay alert for Vi-tor's 'Checkpoint' trick. Whatever it is.
  • Skipper: Let's get a move on. (They run off, and they suddenly see some Omicoins in some trees)
  • Icky: Uh, why are there some Omicoins in those trees?
  • Max: Obviously, it means we can jump up there, and grab them.
  • SpongeBob: Really? (Jumps up into the trees, and grabs the Omicoins) You're right! And what do you know, there's a trail up here with more of them. (Runs down the trail made of branches and retrieves the Omicoins, leading to a bigger one) WOW! Look at the size of this one!
  • Sam: I think that's a Big Omicoins, the one Hiss said was worth 10 Omicoins.
  • SpongeBob: YEAH! (Gets the Big Omicoin, and jumps down to the ground. Then the gang moved forward until two black bars appeared, looking they're about to enter an in-game cutscene. Then suddenly, a hopping sound is heard)
  • Patrick: Hey, guys? Why is there a frog on a pogo stick? (A frog is seen riding a Pogo Stick. Then a happy fly is seen buzzing around, getting the frog's attention. Then the frog immediately spat out it's flaming tongue, snagging the poor helpless fly, and swallowed him, giving a small burp, then a few minutes of lashing out it's long tongue like a flaming whip. Then the black bars disappear and the game continues)
  • Icky: Well, let's check Sir Hiss' Notes, and find out. (Touches a note)
  • Sir Hiss: Watch out for those Pogo Frogs. They were basically one of the most common citizens in Pixellania. But thanks to Vi-tor, they're tainted into servitude. However, he soon realized that all they were good for was by hoping on pogo sticks and lashing their flaming hot tongues at you.
  • Skipper: So you're saying we have to take down a corrupted bystander?
  • Sir Hiss: Uh, yeah. It's a video game after all. You can barely hit them with your blasters, but the best ways are to jump on their heads or deflect their flame tongues directly back to it. You might also find use with their pogo sticks. You can use the pogosticks to reach higher places, or defeat enemies.
  • Rico: AWESOME!!! (The Pogo Frog lashes it's flaming tongue at him, but he slaps the tongue back at him as he bursts into a million pixels leaving only a 'ribbit' and his pogo stick)
  • Sir Hiss: Good luck. There'll be more dangerous enemies waiting for you as you progress. (Goes back into his snake basket)
  • Icky: You know, I like the homage to the 3rd Spy Kids movie when they had Pogo Frogs.
  • Skipper: Let's see what this pogo can do. (Gets on the pogostick, and bounces really high) WHOOOOOOAAAHH!! WHOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!! (This goes on for a while until the Pogo rapidly flashes) Uh...what's with the Pogo? (The Pogo disappears, and Skipper falls to the ground) OOF!!! (His health goes down to 95%) What was that?
  • Private: Sir Hiss never told us the pogo sticks were temporary.
  • Skipper: (Shrugs) Why does EVERYTHING in a game that's so powerful be temporary? I mean, it's as rediculous as inventing a rocket-powered kiddie ride.

Cutaway

  • Child: (Riding on a rocket-powered kiddie ride shaped like a rocket) WHEEE!!! I'M FLYING!!! WHEEEEE!!! (Suddenly it stops) Wha? (Tries regaining the controls, but the screen says 'Riding Time Expired. Insert Another Quarter') WHAT?!? I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER QUAAAARRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!! (Crash)
  • Man: MY CAR!!!

Later

  • (A grave is seen, saying "Davis Jones, 2004-2013")
  • Man: (With a scientist)...You're fired!

Present

  • Icky: I hate to remind you, Skipper, but didn't Phineas and Ferb invent something like that? I think you're insulting them.
  • Skipper: Well, their big sister almost died because of it. Who invents a rocket-powered kiddie ride with limited control? That's just asking for a trip to the morge! It's retarded!
  • Max: He does make a very good point. Nobody would want to ride it if it would ultimately kill you.
  • Icky: Well, they could've put a timer on it, that would remind them to land safely.
  • Skipper: What if they couldn't get down in time?
  • Icky: Well, they might've installed a panic button that would land the device safely.
  • Skipper: You know what? Forget that. I don't even wanna know why power-ups are temporary. I'll just face the fact that it's like that because it wouldn't be fair.
  • Kowalski: Of course it wouldn't be fair! If it was, then there wouldn't be any point for having upgrades OR the blasters.
  • SpongeBob: Guys? We have a villain to stop here.
  • Icky: Oh, right, let's go. (They ran across the landscape for a bit, beating some more Pogo frogs, until the black bars returned. There was a happy flower minding it's own business until it gets assaulted by a huge, angry-looking bee, who yanks it out and rips it apart)
  • Bee: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-BZZZ-BZZZZ!! (The black bars go away as the bee begins to fly up and down)
  • Icky: Whoa, it's the criminal cousin of the bees from the Donkey Kong games.
  • Sir Hiss: (Comes out when Icky touches a note) Those are Angry Bees you're talking about. They were once friendly creatures that were only hostile when provoked. Then Vi-tor saw them as perfect victims for corruption. The only way to beat them is with the blaster. They sting when you get too close.
  • Sandy: I'll handle it. (Takes out her blaster, and blasts the Angry Bee)
  • Angry Bee: BZZZZRRRPPP!!! (It bursts in pixels)
  • Sir Hiss: Sometimes, Angry Bees can come in a swarm, so you'll need a lot of eyes out to watch out for every single one of them. Be careful. (Goes back in the basket)
  • Angry Bee: BZZZZZZZ!!! (Appears with 4 more Angry Bees)
  • Rico: Oh, boy.
  • Patrick: (Gets out a blaster and uses it) WHOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (He fires randomly, and manages to take out only one bee until Kowalski, Skipper, Sam, and Max take out the last of them) See? Took them out like a pro--(Another Angry Bee stings him in the butt) AOWCH!! (His health drains to 90%)
  • Sandy: TAKE THAT!!! (Blasts the Angry Bee) WHEW!
  • Patrick: What happened? Am I okay?
  • Kowalski: Well, you're down to 90% health after those Angry Bees stung you, so for the time being, yes.
  • Skipper: Alright, let's move. (They move on and continue for a few seconds until they come across a new type of crate)
  • Icky: What the hell is that? (Gets a bit closer to it, and it turns transparent and untouchable) WHOA!!!
  • Sandy: (Touches another note)
  • Sir Hiss: This is a Camoucrate. You cannot destroy it up close, so you'll have to get it at a distance.
  • Rico: Okay. Get back. (Icky does that, and Rico takes out the blaster, and blasts the now touchable Camoucrate into pieces, releasing 2 Big Omicoins and dozens of Omicoins) BOOM, BABY!!!
  • Skipper: Aw, C'mon! I've done stealthy attacks before. I can get them. (Climbs a tree, and then dives down as quickly as he can) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (He fails to destroy a Camoucrate, and his beak gets stuck in the ground) MMPH! MPH? (Gets his beak unstuck) WHAT?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! That was the quickest move I had!
  • Sir Hiss: It's a game, man. Not even your quickest moves can touch them. There's no other way to smash them besides doing it at a distance.
  • Skipper: (Shrugs) Okay, fine! (Walks far enough, then quickly attacks, but fails again) UGGGHHH!!! (Walks away, then blasts it) Uhhgh! That's gonna be very annoying.
  • Kowalski: Let's go. (Everyone moves off, and kill a few obstacles with their Pogos and blasters until the black lines return. A butterfly flies around a spiked turtle shell while harmonic music plays until a record scratch is heard when the butterfly gets eaten by the turtle in the shell. It burps, and it walks slowly towards the players)
  • Icky: (The black lines go) What the hell is that lumpy weakling? It looks like Baby Bowser.
  • Skipper: Let me guess? Another ripoff baddie?
  • Sir Hiss: (When Kowalski touches another note) Those are Spikey Turtles. Their shells protect them from blasterfire AND your own attacks. The only way to beat him is to crush the shell with a Pogo or shoot it in the head when it pops out.
  • Rico: DIE!!! (Punches the Spikey Turtle, but he soon realizes he's punched a spike) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!! (His health goes to 90%) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! (Sucks on his bleeding wing)
  • Spikey Turtle: (Chuckles)
  • Sam: I'll handle this. (Blasts at it's head, and it dies)
  • Sir Hiss: See? Be careful once you cross these guys. (Goes back in the basket) (The gang moved on through the level more, beaten some more Pogo Frogs, Spiked Turtles and Angry Bees, until they approuched a seemingly-abandoned trolly bridge)
  • Icky: Ok, time to get go- (A gate immediately blocks Icky)
  • Icky: WHAT THE JUNKAPUS?!? (Black bars appear)
  • ???: Hello there, dudes! (Miguel and Tulio appear)
  • Icky: Miguel? Tulio? What're YOU guys doing here?
  • Tulio: We own this bridge. Bought it for a VERY cheap price. Just like we bought a whole lot of other bridges around here.
  • Miguel: We'll let you cross, but it will cost you.
  • Skipper: COST US?!?
  • Rico: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
  • Tulio: Yes, I'm serious. We're just making a living here. So, do you have 500 Omicoins or what?
  • Private: (Looks up and sees that they have just 417 Omicoins) No.
  • Miguel: Oh, what a bummer!
  • Tulio: Well, I guess you can just find another way across, no money, no entry!
  • Icky: If I wasn't such a peaceful bird, I'D WALLOP YOU AND JUST CROSS IT!!!
  • Sandy: Icky, calm down! I think we missed a few boxes a while back.
  • Patrick: You mean like these? (Smashes several Omicrate, and they gain 560 Omicoins)
  • Icky: Is this enough for you, duds? Take it or leave it!
  • Tulio: Ahh, perfect! Go right ahead! (Opens the gate, and the black bars disappear)
  • Icky: Who's dumbass idea was it to get these gamblers to CHARGE us for crossing a lousy bridge?
  • Sandy: You callin' me a dumbass?
  • Icky: Uh...no! (Sandy punches him to a tree) AAHHH!!! Get me outta here!
  • Sandy: Who's the dumbass now?
  • Icky: Okay, sorry! (Sandy punches Icky out of the tree, but a log is still stuck on his neck) Now look what you've done! How're ya' gonna fix this?
  • Sandy: Simple. (Rips the log off of his neck)
  • Icky: AAAA-HA-HA!!! Not so close next time!
  • Sandy: The next time ya' call me a dumbass, I'll rip off all yer' feathers, and sell 'em to Icarus.
  • Icky: That is just the lamest threat I've ever heard.
  • Sandy: Well, it's better than what you said to the guys back there.
  • Icky: Yeah, whatever. (Suddenly, the black bars appear again) Now what?
  • Patrick: Uh, guys? (They all see a beaver wearing SWAT-like armor and wielding a grayish-cyan-and-purple laser rifle marching in guard position. He faces 10 decoys of the players made out of wood)
  • Beaver: EAT LASER TIK-TAKS, MAGGOTS!!! (Shoots down all the decoys, and the one of Icky still stands spinning around. Icky watches nervously as it falls to the ground. The beaver then blows the smoke off of his gun) No one shall pass me!
  • Icky: (Still nervous, reaches his wing to a note, and Sir Hiss appears again)
  • Sir Hiss: This guy is somebody you shouldn't underestimate. He's a Beaver Commando, serving in the now-corrupt and steadfast Commando Beaver Taskforce that originally busted Vi-tor before. And as punishment, Vi-tor corrupted them into servitude. Don't turn your back on this guy, or you'll be as dead as a doornail. (Goes back in the basket)
  • Sam: Sheesh, it's like Rambo meets those annoying beavers from the Donkey Kong games.
  • Commando Beaver: HALT! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!!! (Private puts his flippers up)
  • Skipper: (Looks at him sternly) Really? (Sighs, and blasts the beaver down)
  • Commando Beaver: UURRH!! (Falls dead, and depixellates)
  • Skipper: That'll teach you to mess with us. Let's roll! (The team heads off, and continues fighting through, collecting Omicoins, then they come across another checkpoint mailbox)
  • Icky: Whew! Thank God, another checkpoint! (Heads up to the mailbox until it comes alive, and chomps at him, causing him to squeal like a girl, and hop onto Sandy like Scooby-Doo)
  • Sandy: Get off of me! (Drops Icky)
  • Icky: What the butt-sauce was THAT, Sir Hiss? (Touches a note, and he comes up)
  • Sir Hiss: It's Vi-tor's checkpoint trick I told you about. They're Monster Mail Boxes. They used to be just regular mail-boxes until Vi-tor turned then into monsters with his powers. It takes the smartest people to know they're there. So watch out for their pointy teeth. (Goes in the basket)
  • Skipper: Thanks for the reminder. Of course, you could've said that earlier! (Blasts the Monster Mail Box to pixels)
  • Icky: Oh, thank blob!
  • Sam: (Snickers) You screamed like a girl!
  • Icky: Oh, shut up.
  • Patrick: Check it out, a new crate. (An armour-plated crate is seen)
  • Icky: (Touches another note)
  • Sir Hiss: That crate is called a Placocrate. This badboy is extremely hard to smash because it contains much more Omicoins than the Omicrates. These crates cannot be broken by your physical attacks or your blaster or your Pogo. See if you can find a strong enough attack to smash it.
  • Patrick: CANNONBALL!!! (Jumps in the air, and crushes the Placocrate, releasing hundreds of Omicoins) WHOO!!!
  • Sir Hiss: That works. And those crates over there are Metallicrates. (Behind Patrick they see a few Omicrates surrounded by crates made completely of metal) They cannot be smashed even by him. They are basically used for platforming and other stuff. But be careful when you try and smash the Omicrates trapped between them with your physical moves. They will REALLY do a number on your fists. (Goes back in the basket)
  • Sandy: (Blasts the Omicrates with her blaster, and the Metallicrates stack onto each other. Above them they see a bunch of dollar stacks)
  • Max: WHOA!!! OMIDOLLARS!!! (Jumps on top of the Metallicrates, jumps and grabs them)
  • Sam: Is it just me, or are we making more money than ever? (They have 1,716 Omicoins)
  • Private: Wow! At this rate, we'll be able to buy some upgrades for the Blaster at the Hub Lair.
  • Rico: YAY!!! (The group continues until black bars appear, and the group suddenly gets surrounded by dozens of Commando Beavers after they hop around quickly like the Penguins)
  • Commando Beaver Leader: This is a restricted area!
  • Private: YIKES!!! More of those Commando Beavers!
  • Commando Beaver Leader: Initiate the Hyperbarrier! (A Commando Beaver Soldier throws a small device into a small spot)
  • Rico: What the--? (Suddenly, the device glows, and the group gets surrounded by a huge energetic circular barrier)
  • Icky: HOLY COW!!!
  • Skipper: What gives?
  • Commando Beaver Leader: Those caught entering restricted military grounds will be arrested and taken into custody by order of Vi-tor. Surrender, or we will be forced to execute you!
  • Sir Hiss: (Icky touches a note) Sounds like you have entered restricted grounds. There are thousands of them scattered around Pixellania. If you should enter them, you will be forced to fight your way through endless enemies until you disable the Hyperbarrier. So all you need to do is destroy the Hyperbarrier Generator.
  • Skipper: Are you serious?
  • Sir Hiss: Duh, of course I'm serious! When have I ever NOT been serious?
  • Commando Beaver Soldier: I will not say it again, you are under arrest! (All the Commando Beavers take out their laser guns, and some much more armored Commando Beavers with laser chainguns appear)
  • Armored Commando Beaver: Say hello to us CB Juggernauts! We're armed and deadly, and we're purposely-built to eat little shits like you for breakfast!!
  • Icky: (Scoffs) He eats shit for breakfast?
  • CB Juggernaut #1: NO! I MEANT--OH, FORGET IT! PUT YOUR LIMBS, ARMS, WING AND WHATEVER, IN THE AIR BEFORE WE TURN YOU INTO SHREDDED CHEESE!!!
  • Sir Hiss:...Well...good luck. (Goes back in the basket)
  • SpongeBob: Well, looks like we have a generator to destroy. (The group gets into combat stance, and the Commando Beavers began firing as the group dodged)
  • Sandy: KI-YAH! (Kicks a CB into another)
  • Patrick: PINK POTHOOOOOLE! (Jumps onto a CB, causing it to depixilate)
  • Icky: YA-DADADA-DUH-DA!! (He charges head first into a huge majority of Commando Beavers)
  • Commando Beaver #1: Hey, can he do that? Can he get outside stuff not in the game and use them to his advantage?
  • Commando Beaver #2: Technically, he can. It's part of his move-set.
  • Commando Beaver #3: But what about other firearms and explosives? Vi-tor said that the crazy penguin carries a bazooka in his stomach. 
  • Commando Beaver #2: Those are an exception. That would technically be cheating.
  • Rico: AH, WHAT?!?!?
  • Kowalski: Sorry, Rico, but it's true. Do you actually think it would be fair if you could just destroy the generator with your bazooka? (Punches a Commando Beaver down)
  • SpongeBob: (Blasts at the Generator, but then it stops)...Out of ammo!
  • Sandy: (Her blaster runs out of ammo as well) Mine, too.
  • Icky: Hey, look. A few boxes are appearing. (Touches a note, and Sir Hiss appears again)
  • Sir Hiss: These crates will help you when you need it. This is an Aspricrate. They contain nanomedicine, which will restore your health when you're low. This one is a Dynacrate. They give you multiple power-ups which will help you. And this is an Ammocrate. It contains extra ammo for your weapons. If you should ever pick up a power-up, then I will explain it to you. Now back to fighting. (Goes back into the basket)
  • Skipper: Excellent! (Smashes an Aspricrate, and his 75% health goes back up to 100%)
  • Sandy: (Smashes an Ammocrate, and replenishes her ammo supply) Great! (Continues firing her blaster, taking down multiple Commando Beavers)
  • Icky: (Smashes a Dynacrate, and sees a needle containing a green substance) Whoa! A needle? (Touches it, and soon he and the rest of the team glows in green energy)
  • Sir Hiss: That was an Adrenalinoid. It makes your team invulnerable for a limited time. (Goes back in the basket)
  • Icky: Invulnerable, huh? YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Charges towards a CB Juggernaut, who fires his chaingun at him, and the blasts have no effect on Icky)
  • CB Juggernaut: Oh, shit! (Icky kicks the Beaver in the butt) DOOOOOHHHH!!! RIGHT IN THE ROUND TABLES!!!
  • SpongeBob: (He, Rico, Sam, and Max blast at the generator, depleting it to only 10% health, but before they can continue, they all run out of ammo again) MORE AMMO! (More of the Ammo crates appear)
  • SpongeBob: (Uses his stretchy arms to destroy the Ammocrates, and they regain their ammo) Oh, yeah! (They continue blasting the generator until their invulnerability subsides) Oops, time's up.
  • Commando Beaver: Good! (Kicks Icky in the butt hard)
  • Icky: DOOH!!! (His health goes down to 75%) That'll be red in the morning!
  • Max: DIE, GENERATOR!!! (Delivers the final blow to the generator with his blaster, and the generator blows up, and the barrier wears off)
  • Commando Beaver Leader: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! (The Commando Beavers run away)
  • Icky: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'D BETTER KEEP RUNNING!! GO HOME TO YOUR MOMMAS!! (Laughs) That's right. You're scaredy beavers! They'll think twice before messing with us.
  • Sandy: Man, that was extreme. Now let's move on out. (The gang move along, beating a few Pogo Frogs, some Angry Bees, give or take a Spike Turtle until they eventually came a cross a huge chasm, as black bars appear)
  • Icky: Yikeski! How're we all supposed to get across THAT?!? (Suddenly, appearing from the sky, is the video game Gilda)
  • Gilda: You guys need a lift?
  • SpongeBob: Gilda? Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! (Gilda grabs him, and flies across the chasm until they reach the end) That was easy!
  • Icky: (Flies across the chasm) Yeah, for you.

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  • Max: Thanks for the ride, Gilly.
  • Gilda: PLEASE don't call me that. (Gilda leaves)
  • Icky: You got to love character conveniences. (The gang moves on, and beats a few Pogo Frogs and other eneimes when suddenly, they came across a secluded area filled with ponds and trees)
  • Icky: Hey, this is a rather calm place. (Black bars appear)
  • ???: Hold it right there, simpletons!!
  • Icky: (A silhouette of a human with butterfly wings appeared)...Who the hell are you?
  • Butterfly Man: I am James Butterfly! Bounty Hunter and wanted outlaw, and Vi-tor's personal assassin!
  • Icky: (Gets a better look at him) Whoa! What's his deal? Did James from Team Rocket bang a butterfly, or something? (The group laughs)
  • James: Ugh! That is gross! Although yes, my mother was a butterfly. (The group laughs harder)
  • Max: Yeesh, talk about hybrids, this guy takes it to a whole new level! (The group continues laughing)
  • James: I'll make you eat those words, rabbit! (Takes out a rocket launcher)
  • Skipper: SHIT NUGGETS, HE HAS A GODDAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! (James fires it as the group ducks out of the way as new music plays)
Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Big fight Mini-boss

Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Big fight Mini-boss

Mini Boss Theme

  • Icky: A mini boss? Sandy, please tell me this is one of those games that ACTUALLY shows the health meter or health bar of bosses?
  • Sandy: (A health bar appears above James)...Yup.
  • Skipper: Well, good enough for me, LET'S KILL THIS SON OF A F*****G BUTTERFLY!!! 
  • James: MINIONS, ATTACK!! (Commando Beavers, Spikey Turtles, and Pogo Frogs appear, and the Lodgers are able to take them all out with amazing skills and moves)...D'OH! Never send the cannon fodder to do a warrior's work! (He launches a rocket)
  • Skipper: MISSLE!! INCOMING!! (Everybody ducks as the rocket misses them, goes into the forest and BOOM!)
  • Guy: MY CAR!!!
  • Girl: AARRRGGGHHH!!! MY SON IS DEAD!!!
  • Rico:...(Laughs mockingly at James)
  • Skipper: Rico, he just killed a child! Is that REALLY a laughing matter?
  • Rico: Uh...nu-uh?
  • Icky: Don't worry, technically, these are video game characters, remember? They die all the time and turn up okay in the end.
  • Girl: Oh wait, never mind, My son respawned!
  • Guy: So did my car!
  • Icky: See? Though in future reference, let's be careful when dealing with rocket-toting baddies in the future.
  • James: DIE!!! (Launches another rocket, but Sandy uses her blaster to blow the rocket up)
  • Icky: Whoa, the graphics are epic!
  • Sam: Let's just take him down! (Blasts, and James takes a hit, going down to 90% health)
  • James: OW!!! Watch it! You'll damage my beautiful wings! (Covers his mouth)
  • Icky:...(Chuckles) You just gave out your one weakness!
  • James: Oh, whatever! Like you'll be able to get a shot at them.
  • Rico: Oh, really? (Blasts crazily trying to aim for James' wings, but he dodges the blasts long enough for the blaster to run out of ammo) Darn it!
  • Icky: Isn't there another, almost game-breaking way in beating this guy, like, a super-token or something? (A token suddenly appears with Lord Shen's face on it) Uh...what is that? (Touches a note)
  • Sir Hiss: That is a token that can only be found in boss battles. This one is an attack token. There are other kinds of tokens as well as various types of attack tokens. There are defense tokens, and there are also healing tokens. They will help you when you need them. Just grab them, and see what they do. (Goes back in the basket)
  • Icky:...Okay, I will. (Touches the token, and Lord Shen appears)
  • Lord Shen: Surprise! (Takes out one of his cannons)
  • James:...Crapski! (Lord Shen fires the cannon, and James gets knocked into 20% health, and Lord Shen disappears)
  • Sam/Max: Awesome!
  • James: You think you've won? I'm still standing! (Takes out his rocket launcher) I'm gonna blast you all into--(Sam and Max blast him into defeat together) D'OH!!! (Black bars appear, and James gets knocked to the ground)...OWCH!!!...You think you've stringed me along that easily? It ain't over until the fat lady sings!
  • Sandy: How's about when the squirrels kick him in the face and send him flying?
  • James: Sorry, but I don't believe I am familiar with that express--(Sandy kicks him, sending him flying and screaming into the sky, and far away from the gang)
  • Sandy: Good riddance to bad rubbish!
  • Icky: YEAH!!! (Rasberries) I sure hope that's the only time we have to deal with HIM!
  • Patrick: Guys! There's an object appearing. (A shiny hunk of junk appears)
  • Icky:...A piece of garbage? Really? Okay, THIS I need to understand. (Touches another note)
  • Sir Hiss: This 'piece of garbage' is Scrap Metal. It is the most important item in the game. You'll need to collect these and bring them to Dr. Cockroach over there so you can enter the next level. So go right ahead! (Goes back into the basket)
  • Icky: Okay, then! I could've gone for a golden puzzle piece, or a piece of the tri-force...or stars with eyeballs...But...A piece of junk, that's...that's good too...right?
  • Kowalski: That was MY idea, FYI!
  • Icky: Well, no offense, but it totally sucks!
  • Kowalski: LOOK, RAGGIDY ANN!!!
  • Icky: (Screams like a female again) THEY F*****G SCARE ME!!!...
  • Kowalski: (Laughs) Classic!
  • Icky: You know, you'd be f****n dead in a few seconds if I didn't value my own membership! (Grabs the Scrap Metal, and awesome music plays, and the Scrap Metal spins in the air, and disappears)...Wow! What a dramatic way to pick up an item.
  • Skipper: Alright, let's go get Dr. Cockroach. (They run up to him, and show him the scrap metal)
  • Dr. Cockroach: OH, GOD, YES!!! You finally found that missing piece for my teleporter! Now I can complete it! (Finishes the teleportation device) Ha-HAH! Now I can go apply for an internship at that research lab! (Goes through the teleporter, as well as the whole gang)

(Suddenly, victory music plays and stats are shown)

FFI - Victory

FFI - Victory

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Later...

Chapter 1: Pixellania, Level 2: Research Facility

(Level music)

Cave Dungeon - Super Mario 64

Cave Dungeon - Super Mario 64

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  • Dr. Cockroach: (He and the gang appeared from the portal into the next level) Thank you for the assistance, friends! Now, I'll apply for a job here and show my genius to all of Pixellania! (Walks away)
  • Icky: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
  • Private: I'm getting a bad feeling, too!
  • Skipper: Oh, relax! This place seems pretty harmless. I mean, it is a science facility. What would make it dangerous?
  • Kowalski: Oh, I don't know, a bunch of player-killing machines, security guards wielding deadly lasers, deadly lasers in general, and the fact that EVERY GAME LEVEL HAS AN OBSTACLE OR TWO!!!
  • Patrick: Like what?
  • Dr. Cockroach: (Approaches a silhouetted stranger) Excuse me, I would like to apply for a job here. Is there a job available for a genius of biological, genetic, cybernetic, and physics? (The stranger reveals himself to be Mayor Jerkbeetle)
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: (Cackles) Why, yes! You can apply as another one of OUR TEST MONKEYS!! (Presses a button, and a robot claw grabs Dr. Cockroach as it disappears with him screaming into the darkness of an endless ceiling, leaving Mayor Jerkbeetle laughing as he buzzes off into the pitch-black ceiling)
  • Icky:...What the f*** is wrong with the people here?
  • Agent Ralph: (On a walkie-talkie) I told you, they went crazy since Vi-tor took over. You are now in one of Omicron's research facilities. And may I remind you that the people here are freakin' psychoes?
  • Skipper: EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS A FREAKIN' PSYCHO!!!
  • Agent Ralph: Exactly! Now you'd better find a way out of there alive.
  • Private: Shouldn't we at least save Dr. Cockroach on the way?
  • Skipper: I'm sure he'll be fine. He may be a mad scientist, but he isn't stupid.
  • Private: Still, I think we should save him. I think he is important for progression after all.
  • Agent Ralph: Of course he is important! You won't be able to progress into later levels without him.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Fine, we'll save him! (Black bars disappear as the game begins)
  • SpongeBob: WOW! Look at the size of this facility!
  • Kowalski: Exactly! Enough space for us to explore. Now let's get started. (The gang began to move, and Angry Bees appeared with one or two Beaver Commandos, but were quickly dispatched)
  • Icky: Say, don't games have a tendency to throw a new enemy at you as you progress into the game?
  • Kolwalski: Well, yeah! Wouldn't it eventally get repetitive fighting the same enemies over and over and over again?
  • Icky: Well...yeah.
  • Kowalski: But in the mean time, it's mostly just Angry Bees and Beaver Commandos.
  • Sandy: HAI-YAH! (Kicks a Commando Beaver to a wall where it depixellates) (Suddenly black bars appear)
  • Mad Scientist: At long last! My new Xenoblaster is finally completed! (Tests it out, but it blows up in his face)...Ow!
  • Icky: (Scoffs, and laughs) Better luck next time, Edison! (Laughs)
  • Mad Scientist: INTRUDERS!!! (Takes out a machine gun blaster, and an energy shield surrounds him)
  • Icky:...Me and my big beak. (Gameplay returns)
  • Sam: Someone grab a Hiss before he reloads, and fast! (Icky does that, and Sir Hiss appears)
  • Sir Hiss: These are one of Vi-tor's mad scientists who went mad for...you know. They carry plasma machine guns, and have an energy shield that can be disabled with a few blasts, much like a droideka. The best way to take down the shield without using up all your ammo is to work together like Shifu taught you. Good luck (Goes back in basket)
  • Sam: In that case, let's take this guy out. (The Mad Scientist fires his machine gun blaster at them, and they all duck for cover)
  • Icky: YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU NEAR-RIPOFF OF THE MAD SCIENTIST FROM ROBOT CHICKEN! (Everyone fires their blasters, disabling the shield)
  • Mad Scientist:...Uh-oh! (They fire at him again, and he Wilhelm screams and depixellates)
  • Icky: YEAH! IN YOUR FACE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE!!! (Rasberries) I spit in your direction, you freakin' freak-show!
  • Kowalski: Let's just go. We have to save Dr. Cockroach from certain doom. (They move along, and encounter a mailbox) Uh-oh...(Tiptoes towards the mailbox)...
  • Voice: CHECKPOINT!
  • Kowalski: Oh, thank God! (They continue their journey, and gain a couple more Omicoins until the black bars appear again, as well as a Robot crocodile)
  • Patrick: OOH, a toy alligator! I love toys! (Runs over to it, and winds it up, and it actually attacks him) AOOOOWWWW!!! (Health goes down to 80%)
  • SpongeBob: PATRICK!!! (Blasts the Robocroc to pieces)
  • Patrick: Holy barnacles, that toy just attacked me!
  • Icky: Yeesh, talk about a choking hazard. (Comedy upbeat is heard)...
  • Skipper: Hold it! We're not through yet. (More Robocrocs appear)
  • Robocroc: Nom nom nom nom nom nom!
  • Private: YAAAHH!!!
  • Icky: Whoa, I'm getting a weird Donkey Kong 64 vibe from those guys.
  • Sir Hiss: (Sandy touches another note) These are Robocrocs. Vi-tor fancied the idea to create robot enforcers running around the world of Pixellania. These are one of the more earlier models. Vi-tor intends to improve on the technology of his machince forces soon enough. Because of their basic nature, Vi-tor wants to entrust his more important locations to stronger forces. The only way to take down these guys is with your blasters. They are made of uranium, which can seriously hurt if you punched them. Good luck. (Goes back into the basket)
  • SpongeBob: You know, I was always scared of robots since I saw that robot movie, but after defeating a horde of crazed robots in one of my video games, I feel like whooping their asses like a naughty child! (Blasts one of the Robocrocs) TAKE THAT!!! (Blasts another Robocroc) AND THIS! (Blasts another) AND THAT! AND THIS, AND THAT, THAT, THIS, THAT, THIS, THAT, THIS, THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!
  • Patrick: Take it easy, they're video game characters, remember?
  • SpongeBob: Well, at least the contraptions are taken care of. Let's go find Dr. Cockroach. (They move on until they come across a red-and-yellow crate with the word 'TNT' on it)
  • Icky: Hey, check it out, a new crate. (Touches another note)
  • Sir Hiss: This is not just any crate. It's a TNT crate. They're full of explosives, and will detonate in 3 seconds when touched. They will deal a GREAT amount of damage to anything within it's blast radius. They can make great weapons against enemies, but be quick. (Goes back in the basket)
  • Max: Well, if we just be careful with this thing, then--
  • Patrick: AWESOME!!! I'll get to use this against enemies! (Picks up the TNT crate, and it begins to countdown)
  • SpongeBob: PAT, NO!!! (The crate explodes)
  • Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAOOOOWW!!! (His health goes to 05%)
  • Skipper: Oh, nice going, jackass! You just wasted a boatload of your health!
  • Icky: (Laughs) Yeah, you don't see me being that stupid! (Icky unknowingly leans against a TNT crate) I mean, what moron would be stupid enough to be near those death boxes? I mean, seriousl-- (The TNT Crate explodes) ARRRGGGHHHH!!! (His health goes to 20%)...Owch! (Everyone laughs) Okay, if I might, I think we should get moving. We have a snake-thing to stop here. (Everyone moves out, and they get past a few obstacles until the black bars appear again. They see B.O.B in a containment field with two Mad Scientists with clipboards)
  • Mad Scientist #1: We have to run more tests! The indestructible nature of this abomination will favor Vi-Tor's forces greatly...even if he's about as bright as a Pogo Frog.
  • Mad Scientist #2: (Laughs) Old chap, even a Pogo Frog would be smarter than this blob. (The two laughed)
  • B.O.B: Hey, the beetle guy said there's gonna be candy and ice cream here, so where is it?
  • Mad Scientist #1: Oh, there's candy here alright. Candy IN HELL!!! (Zaps B.O.B, and the scientists laugh menacingly)
  • Icky: I don't think so! (Pulls the plug on the machine, shutting down the field and freeing B.O.B)
  • Mad Scientist #2:...What?!? What're you doing here?
  • Mad Scientist #1: Let's just activate the intruder defense system. (They do that, and little holes open up in the walls, and small floating robotic balls appear, and glow in electricity) ATTACK!
  • Private: Oh, dear! (Black bars disappear)
  • Sir Hiss: (Icky touches another note) Watch out for those floating balls over there. They're Security Probes, created to destroy intruders. They are quick and accurate machines that even YOU can't dodge or block. The only way to deal with them is with a blaster. Good luck. (Goes back into the basket).
  • Icky: Probes...If I hated them in Banjo-Kazooie, I AM REALLY GONNA HATE THEM HERE!! (Blasts the Probes into pieces) THERE!!!
  • Mad Scientist #2: Let's blast their heads off! (Energy shields are put up, and they start blasting at the group)
  • B.O.B: I hope Hell's candy and ice cream tastes good. Not like...BLECH...carrots!
  • Sandy: (The group each aim their blasters at both of the Mad Scientists, disabling their energy shields. Then 5 of them blast at both Mad Scientists, depixellating them)...That's for messin' with Texas!
  • B.O.B: Thanks for your help, guys! I owe you one! In fact, to repay you, I'll help you get right up there! (They see a platform high above them where they can't reach due to the elevator being out of order)
  • Icky: Oh, puh-LEASE! I won't need that. (Flies up to the top)...On the other hand, you guys will have to follow his advice because I'm clearly not as strong as Gilda.
  • B.O.B: (Shapeshifts into a trampoline) There you go. Good luck on saving my best bud, Cockroach.
  • Kowalski:...Thanks for this, B.O.B.
  • Skipper: (The Penguins jump up to the top using B.O.B)
  • Patrick: YAY! A TRAMPOLINE!!! (Jumps onto B.O.B, and springs up to the top) WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • SpongeBob: I'M WITH YA', BUDDY! KRABBY PUFFERBALL!!! (Jumps on B.O.B, and goes all the way to the top)
  • Sandy: YEEEEEE-HAH! (Jumps to the top)
  • Sam: Let's get moving, Max! B.O.B may probably be serving as the game's trampolines.
  • Max: I wouldn't be so sure of that. There's a lot of stuff that you can use as a trampoline besides B.O.B.
  • Sam: That is a good point, but he's nice enough to help us, so let's get moving. (They both reach the top)
  • Rico: (Blasts a target with the blaster, and a holographic bridge appears)
  • Kowalski: A hologram bridge! Kind of nifty, eh'?
  • Skipper: Dandy. (They cross the bridge)
  • Patrick: It's almost like we're flying. (Suddenly, a swarm of Angry Bees appeared)
  • Icky: Aw, these jerks again? I mean, what the heck are they so angry about?
  • Kolwaksi: Honestly, we've created these guys and even WE don't have a clue! (The heroes defeated the swarm and went on, then the black bars appear again when the heroes approuched a box similar to that of a Jack-in-the-Box)
  • Patrick: Oh, boy! A toy!! (Patrick grabs the box and starts playing with it, and as the 'Pop Goes the Weasel' song plays, as it was about to reach the end, a Jack-In-A-Box guy came out of it with a big hammer laughing crazily and flattens Patrick with it, draining his remaining 05% health to 00%)...Ow!
  • Jack-In-The-Box Guy: (Cackles maniacally, and repeatedly mallets Patrick as the others looked disturbed as he dissipates, and respawns)
  • Patrick:...Hey?...What just happened?
  • Kowalski: Well, it appears you've lost yet another life.
  • Skipper: Goody-goody-gumdrops, Patrick's gonna be dead by the time we complete this game!
  • Icky: In the meantime, I have to ask...WHAT'S THIS ASSHOLE'S PROBLEM?!?
  • Sir Hiss: (He appears after Icky punches the note) OW!! YOU JUST HAD TO TOUCH IT MAN, GEEZ!! (Sighs) Anyway, these guys are called Slammer Jammies! They are psychotic jack-in-the-boxes with mallets that will wham anything that's in front of them. Vi-tor doesn't care about what these guys do since he's just waiting for much stronger forces. The best thing you can do is to keep your distance and fire your blasters at him.
  • Sandy: You mean like THIS?!? (Charges up her blaster, and fires, destroying the Slammer Jammy and reducing him to pixels)
  • Max: WHOA!...Well, how do you like that? You can charge these things?
  • Sir Hiss:...Yeah. I guess that was meant to be something taught by Shifu before coming to this level, so, yeah! Well, I'm out! (Disappears)
  • Skipper: Well, come on, let's move! (They get across some areas, shooting Probes, Slammer Jammies, Mad Scientists, and Robocrocs, and finally make it to a flooded chamber)
  • Icky: Huh? What do you know? Water.
  • Sir Hiss: (Sam touches his note) Yep. Water. Something that I'm sure you have the basics of. Swim as fast as you can, yet try not to drown. But be careful, because enemies can exist down here, too!
  • Icky: Like what? (Puts his head underwater, and sees that there are Probes down there, and he comes out) Typical! There are probes down there.
  • Sir Hiss: Each time you take a hit down there, you lose air. But keep an eye out for some bubble vents. Go near them, and you can replenish your air supply.
  • Max: Oh, like in those Sonic games! Nice.
  • Sir Hiss: And if you're worried about your weapons not working down there, don't bother! It's game logic in this world. (Disappears)
  • Sandy: Well, it looks as though we're going for a swim. (Puts on her helmet)
  • Rico: CANNONBALL!! (Jumps into the water, as the rest join him)
  • SpongeBob: Well, it's just a little water.
  • Sandy: Yeah, I mean, I've lived in that stuff for almost half my life. We can handle a few aquatic Probes. (She fires her blaster at the Probes, and the non-aquatic members find a bubble vent where their air supply is restored, and they finally make it to the surface)
  • Patrick: That was too easy. (Suddenly, Beaver Commandos appear and grab them, throwing them onto the floor, and activating an energy field)
  • Icky: Oh, great! Another one of those 'restricted area' things.
  • Beaver Commando #1: Alright, bucko! Put your limbs in the air and surrender!
  • Sandy: Not without a fight, we ain't! HAI-YAH! (Kicks the Commando Beaver into another, and then a Beaver Commando Juggernaut appears)
  • Icky: Oh, look, it's the s***-eater again!
  • Beaver Juggernaut: WHAT?!? I DO NOT EAT S***!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!?
  • Sam: He's referencing another Juggernaut who quoted as saying 'you're purpose-built to eat little s***s like us for breakfast'.
  • Beaver Juggernaut: OH, GOD, SERIOUSLY?!? THAT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION!!! WE DON'T EVEN DO SUCH A DISGUSTING THING!!!
  • Icky: Says the creature that's named after another word for vagina! Surprise, 'beaver' means 'vagina'!
  • Beaver Juggernaut: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!
  • Icky: Wouldn't you do that anyway if I did?
  • Beaver Juggernaut:...Who told?
  • Beaver Commando: JUST SHOOT THEM!!
  • Beaver Juggernaut: YES, SIR!! (Activates his plasma chaingun, and opens fire as the group dodges)
  • Sandy: Looks like we need to destroy the energy barrier again.
  • Icky: You think? (Takes out his blaster and fires at a Beaver Commando)
  • Sam: (Everyone fires at the Juggernaut, taking it down. Then they all begin firing at the barrier generator until they are forced to reload with Ammocrates, though some of them are tackled by Beaver Commandos as their health drains, and they are forced to get Nanomedicines)
  • Skipper: WOW, these guys are good!
  • Kowalski: We programmed them to have good strategies, Skipper. Would they be a good police force if they WEREN'T strategic?
  • Skipper: Well, they are a corrupt police force, now!
  • Sam: Got more ammo! (Charges up his blaster, and fires, dealing a great amount of damage. Then everyone gets the same idea, charging up their blasters, and the combined power destroys the boundary generator)
  • Beaver Commando: RETREAT!! RETREAT!! (The Beaver Commandos retreat)
  • Icky: Buh-bye, losers! (Raspberries, and another hologram bridge is activated across them that grants them access across an electrified water trap)
  • Skipper:...Electric water? Isn't that a bit overkill?
  • Sandy: Security HAS to be overkill in this world, Skipper. Everyone here is basically corrupt enough to make such a thing. Now let's get a-scootin'! (They make it across the hologram bridge, and then they enter a flooded electrical water area with floating platforms that are spread across a 3D environment, surrounded by obstacles such as flying Probes, Mad Scientists, and even a Beaver Commando with a sniper rifle which is able to catch an Angry Bee in it's sights, and shoot it into the electric water)
  • Skipper: SNIPER ON OUR 12:00!!
  • Icky: Oh, come on, are you seriously telling me we have to--
  • Sandy: Relax, this is the only one we have to deal with.
  • Skipper: So, how do we deal with him?
  • Private: Perhaps this robot will explain. (Turns it on, and on it's screen, Vi-tor appears)
  • Vi-tor: Well, looks like you morons are cornered! No way across this area. Probes, security, and of course, a Beaver Sniper always looking out and shooting you. If you even get struck ONCE, you're dead! (Cackles) Good luck getting past that! (The transmission ends)
  • Kowalski:...Yeah, these things are like Sir Hiss' notes, except they are just to have Vi-tor explain the situation, and gloat at how feeble we are against it.
  • Skipper: What an asshole! (Scoffs)
  • SpongeBob: So how do we get across?
  • Kowalski: We just need to get close enough to tackle that sniper. And that means taking cover behind walls like those! (Sees platforms with walls on them)
  • Private: How did this place end up like this in the first place?
  • Sam: Who knows? Who cares? Let's just get started. (They spot a red icon on one of the platform) Let's at least avoid that icon because I'm sure that's where the sniper is aiming at. (They manage to get across some platforms, and are able to get behind a platform before the sniper shoots them down)
  • Icky: Good thing one of us can fly!
  • Patrick: Then fly over there and take that sniper out!
  • Icky: And risk getting in the middle of his firing range as well as all those flying Probes out there? Hell, no! We're gonna have to get close enough for that, genius!
  • Patrick: Aww! (Some Probes spot them and begin to attack)
  • Sandy: (Fires at the Probes, but one of them strikes her) OW! (Her health goes down from 90% to 83%)
  • SpongeBob: Sandy! Are you okay?
  • Sandy: Yeah, I'm fine! (They take a peek at the sniper, and they barely avoid it's fire) WHOA! THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!
  • Skipper: Well, when do we head for the next wall?
  • Kowalski: Well, by calculating it's pivoting position across this area, I'd say...right about...NOW! (They jump across platforms again, quickly shooting down Mad Scientists, and finally making it to the other wall before the sniper is able to take them out)...Whew! That was a close one!
  • Skipper: Barely! Can we aim for the sniper now?
  • Kowalski: He's still too far, Skipper. Only 3 more barriers to go.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) You HAD to make it hard already, did you?
  • Kowalski: Relax, this is like one of those challenging video games where you have to use the environment to your advantage, and--(More probes arrive and Rico blasts them down)...And hope you make it to safety.
  • Sandy: Well, I think it's safe to go across...right...NOW! (They go across the platforms again and are able to avoid the sniper again while taking down obstacles)...Yeah, this might take a while...

1 minute later...

  • Kowalski: (They make it close enough to reach the sniper)...Well, I guess we're close enough to reach him now!
  • Skipper: Good! (Aims his blaster at the sniper, but he is able to move out of the way)...HOLD STILL, WILL YOU?!? (He aims his sniper at him and fires before he could fire, and Skipper dodges it) OH, GOD!! WHAT GIVES, KOWALSKI?!?
  • Kowalski: I said Beaver Commandos were smart, Skipper! You think Beaver Commandos will be stupid enough to let you shoot them?
  • Rico: (Blabbers, and aims his blaster, rapidly firing at the sniper as he constantly moves until he gets a clear shot at him, taking him down as he falls into the electric water, zapping him into depixellation)
  • SpongeBob:...Nice move, Rico! Now let's get up there and continue this level! (They make it across the electric water, and make it safely out)
  • Sandy: Well...that was invigorating!
  • Icky: If by invigorating, you mean strenuous! WE ALMOST DIED!!!
  • Sandy: Relax, partner, it's just a game.
  • Icky: Let's just find Dr. Cockroach already and get out of this hellhole! (The Heroes went across a few spots until they find a familiar shack) What's that?
  • Mr. Krabs: (Appears from the shack) What, you don't remember me and me shack? We've got some stuff for you to purchase here.
  • Max: Well, in that case, what have you got for upgrades for powerups?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, Agent Ralph says that, in order to ensure that the Beaver Commandos don't accuse me of smuggling that kind of stuff, I am forbidden from giving you those kinds of upgrades during your missions. All I have right now is ammo and health or power pickups.
  • Rico: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
  • Mr. Krabs: Do I LOOK like I'm kidding you? Look, are you gonna buy something, or just stand there, because there's a standing fee!
  • (Agent Ralph): WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FEES?!?
  • Mr. Krabs: Uh, forget the fees, you take as much time as you want.
  • Icky: Well, show us what you got. (Mr. Krabs presses a button, and a green holographic screen appears with some icons in it, one saying 'Ammo Refill: 20 Omicoins' and another saying 'Upgrades') Alright, let's see...What's in the Upgrades besides those for weapons? (The Upgrades tab expands and shows 'Health' and 'Pickups')...Pickups? (The Pickups tab expands and shows 'Increase Duration of Adrenalinoids by 2 Extra Seconds: 300 Omicoins', 'Increase Duration of Power Elixir by 2 Extra Seconds: 400 Omicoins', and a few others)...Wow, that a lot to spend on.
  • Sandy: You know what, let's just purchase some Nanomedicine. We're gonna need it since some of us have low health.
  • Mr. Krabs: (They purchase Nanomedicine, which deducts 100 Omicoins) Excellent choice! Come again soon.
  • Icky: AW, COME ON, I WANTED TO PURCHASE SOMETHING ON MY OWN!!
  • Sandy: And take away the chances of upgrading our powerups?
  • Patrick: Yeesh, have you ever played a video game before?
  • Icky: YOU KNOW I HAVE, MORON!! I JUST DID BEFORE WE WENT ON THIS WHOLE JOURNEY!!!
  • Sam: Now, now, let's not get carried away on this. We do have a game to complete here. (They walk away and cross a few holographic bridges, beat a few obstacles, and then black bars appear when they find Dr. Cockroach tied to a bed by Mad Scientists)
  • Dr. Cockroach: What is WRONG with you people?! I came to apply for a job here!! I want to empower my community!
  • ???: And you will, you whiner! (A computer machine similar to AUTO from Wall-E appears above Dr. Cockroach) I, Hal 3000 1/2, shall use your DNA to create the perfect army of super roaches that can help Vi-Tor better protect against the dangers of viruses and glitchy bugs. He will finally fix my own glitches thanks to Jerkbeetle spilling coffee on me once, making me sound like a Brooklyn gangster, see?!? Hal is back in business, baby!!
  • Dr. Cockroach: I DID NOT WANT TO BE A TEST MONKEY, YOU JERK!!!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: Too bad, so sad! You're one, anyway! You should've stayed home, Doc! COMMENCE THE EXPERIMENT!!
  • Dr. Cockroach: (He is shocked to see a robotic arm having 4 needles attached to it, and he screams) HELP ME!!!
  • SpongeBob: LEAVE HIM ALONE!! (They notice them)
  • Hal 3000 1/2: INTRUDERS!! (Automatically activates the alarm) PUT THE SUBJECT BACK IN CONTAINMENT!! (The Mad Scientists press a button on Dr. Cockroach's bed which conceals him inside a green barrier, and the bed automatically goes into the wall, and locks itself) GET ALL AVAILABLE SECURITY UNITS OVER HERE PRONTO!! WE CAN'T LET THESE INTRUDERS RUIN OUR CURRENT EXPERIMENT, SEE!!!
  • Skipper: I'd like to see you succeed, you big talking eye!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: As you wish! (Activates an energy barrier across all available exits, and small devices from the walls occur and fire small probes. And a floor opens and brings out some Beaver Commandos and BC Juggernauts)

(This music plays)

Ty the tasmanian tiger 2 bush rescue music buster the nanobot

Ty the tasmanian tiger 2 bush rescue music buster the nanobot

Boss Music

  • Hal 3000 1/2: "YOU STUPID MISFITS CAN'T HOPE TO WIN HERE, SEE?! YA'S DEALING WITH A SUPER COMPUTER OVER HERE?! I MAKE WIIS LOOK LIKE ANTARI SYSTEMS?!" (The Beaver Commandos begin to attack the players, yet after a while, they are able to handle them)
  • Skipper: I guess you underestimated us!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: The only things I underestimated was the freakin' Beaver Commandos! If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!
  • Skipper: Oh, please, we've handled machines before, fancy-pants! What makes YOU any different?
  • Hal 3000 1/2: Watch and learn! (His two bottom launchers fire some small probes that begin to jolt in electricity)
  • Max: Not those things again!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: And that's not all, see! (Presses a button on a control panel, and the floors gain energy fields around them as the heroes avoid them)
  • Rico: WHOA!!!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: (Cackles as he watches the heroes take down the Probes)
  • Kowalski: GUYS, THE EYE, IT MUST BE A WEAK SPOT!!
  • Private: Got it! (They all fire at the eye, draining Hal's health to 70)
  • Hal 3000 1/2: AAA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AAHH!! VILE FOOLS, YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!! (Fires more Probes than before)
  • Icky: WHOA, DUDE, THAT'S A LOT MORE THAN WE CAN HANDLE!!!
  • Kowalski: We're inside a game that's SUPPOSED to throw stuff like that, and THAT'S what you have to say--(A Probe zaps him) AAAAH, MAMA-MAKING-BUTTER-BISCUITS-GRAVY-GRAVY-BONGOS!!! (His health is down to 76%)
  • Hal 3000 1/2: You will not lay a finger on our test subject, fools!
  • Sandy: Yeah? Just watch us! (They fight off the Probes, and then some more Beaver Commandos appeared)
  • Max: Neener neener! (Fires his blaster at 3 Beaver Commandos)
  • Icky: (Charges his blaster and fires at the BC Juggernaut before he could fire his minigun)
  • Hal 3000 1/2: HOW THE HELL DO THESE FOOLS KEEP GETTING THEIR PADDLED ASSES KICKED?!?
  • Skipper: Hey, you were the one who said they were useless, anyway!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: Oh, I did, didn't I? (Suddenly, his eye glows)
  • Kowalski:...That glow doesn't look good. (The eye suddenly fires a laser that the group dodges)
  • Icky/Sam/Sandy/SpongeBob: HOLY SHIT!!!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: Just because my eye is slightly damaged, it doesn't mean I can't use it to fire this laser, see! And I'm gonna use it to fry you and serve you on a silver platter with fries on the side!
  • Icky: Wow, did that malfunction do more than make you a gangster stereotype?
  • Hal 3000 1/2: SLENCE!! (Fires his laser again, and the Lodgers are able to dodge it again, then cackles as the heroes fire at his eye again, draining his health to 30)...(He tries using his laser again but it fails)...MY EYE IS DAMAGED!!!
  • Skipper: HA-HA, NOW YOU'RE BLIND!!!
  • Hal 3000 1/2: Why else do you think I have these two extra eyes on top of me for? (They note the other 2 glowing red parts)
  • Sam: Well, they're too small for us to get a clear shot at. Looks like we'll need to fire at the damaged eye one more time.
  • Hal 3000 1/2: I'd like to see you try it, dirtbag! (The floor deploys much more Beaver Commandos than before, with 5 BC Juggernauts)
  • Icky: WHOA, FIVE OF THOSE SHIT-EATERS?!?
  • BC Juggernaut #1: OH, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING US THAT?!?
  • Icky: Make me, tubby! (The Beaver Commandos attacked as the heroes confronted them, and they take cover behind props to avoid the minigun attacks from the BC Juggernauts)
  • Sam: Kowalski, any ideas on how to take down those Juggernauts?
  • Kowalski: Well, try waiting until they need to vent out their laser miniguns. THEN attack with a charged up blast.
  • Patrick: Well, how convenient that they have Ammocrates here. (The heroes smash them, and replenish their ammo)
  • Private: (Sees the BC Juggernauts walking towards them) THEY'RE COMING TOWARDS US!!!
  • Kowalski: (They try to fire at them, but one of them targets them and they duck out of the way before they can shoot) DRAT! I hadn't planned on them firing their miniguns at random times since they didn't fire at the same time.
  • SpongeBob: Then what do we do?
  • Patrick: We could use THIS! (He touches a Token with Boss Wolf on it, then Boss Wolf himself appears and howls, calling in some more wolves which attack the BC Juggernauts)
  • Sandy: Perfect! Now's our chance! (They charge up their blasters, and fire at all the BC Juggernauts as they had finally destroyed all the wolves, taking them down)
  • Hal 3000 1/2: NO!! SO CLO-CLO-CLO-CLO-CLO-CLOSE!! THAT TEARS IT!! (His bottom cannons then start launching explosives, which the heroes are able to avoid as they explode) OUR TEST SUBJECT MUST BE PRESERVED!!!
  • Skipper: IT'S AN EXPLODING FRENZY, EVERYBODY RUN!!!
  • SpongeBob: (They continue avoiding the explosives until Hal 3000 1/2 runs out)...He's out! Now's our chance! (They then fire at his broken eye together, draining all his health as the black bars appear again)
  • Hal 3000 1/2: YAAAAHHH!! YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU WILL NOT SUCEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EED, YOU FO-O-O-O-O-OOLS!! I WI-I-I-I-I-IIIIIIIiiiiii. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisy, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...(He falls apart and shuts down as a mechanical whoosh was heard)
  • Skipper:...Well...that's that!
  • Sandy: (Presses a button on a control panel, deactivating the energy fields surrounding the exits, and while Patrick picked up a Scrap Metal pickup from the broken parts of Hal, Dr. Cockroach is freed from his confinement)
  • Dr. Cockroach: I'M FREE!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!!! (Cackles) Thank you guys so much! I don't EVER wanna get a job at THIS madhouse anymore!...And I see you have another piece of scrap metal that I can use to get you out of here.
  • Sam: Oh, don't thank us!
  • Max: Just doing our duty!
  • Dr. Cockroach: Come with me! (They go through a sliding door that was briefly blocked by the energy fields, and enter a room with another level portal. Dr. Cockroach uses the Scrap Metal to complete the portal and activate it) There you go, friends!
  • Icky:...Well, thanks, Doc! (The heroes enter the portal)
  • Dr. Cockroach: Now I can get out of here! (Goes through the portal with them)

Meanwhile...

  • Dr. Nefarious: (With some Nefarious Troopers and Lawrence)...So, everyone, do we have a plan of sneaking the virus INSIDE the game console so I can get started with my flawless plan?
  • Nefarious Trooper #1: Why not just install that thing in the Lodgers' power mainframe?
  • Dr. Nefarious:...That's actselly stupidly easy. Okay, we'll go with that plan. I owe you a raise!
  • Nefarious Trooper #1: Really?
  • Dr. Nefarious: NOOOOO!! (Slaps him to the ground) I DO THE THINKING AROUND HERE, PAL!! AND I ALREADY KNEW HOW THIS WAS GONNA GO DOWN!! I was only making sure you knew the same thing. So, Lawrence, where can we find this place to plug the device?
  • Lawrence: Well, it should be fair to warn you, sir, that the virus will not only affect the game console, but it will also affect all the other electronics inside the Temple. That means that any machine inside the Temple will begin attacking.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Well, good! That must include the security system! As soon as we find where to plug this baby, then we'll watch as everyone inside screams in panic as they DIE OF THEIR OWN LIVING APPLIANCES!!! (Cackles)
  • Lawrence: Uh, that might not be a good idea sir. The virus might end up talk about you and your plan.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... FUCK?! Ok, we'll make sure only the stupid game gets infected, HAPPY?!"
  • Lawerence: Very good sir. Have you found a stealthy agent to place the virus in?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Of course I have! I've turned a...volunteering...Nefarious Trooper into a perfect stealthy master. Cloaking device, silent thrusters, and sheer stealth!
  • Lawrence: Have you got the trooper ready?
  • Dr. Nefarious: I already have.

Dragon Temple Maintenance Room

  • Upgraded Trooper: (Plugs the flash drive containing the virus inside a slot in one of the computers, and then flies out the window after turning itself invisible, and back in the room, the virus is slowly starting to do it's work as the Nefarious face is seen on the screen cackling)

Chapter 3: Things Feel Like a Glitch

The Hub Lair

  • Kowalski: (They all enter the Hub Lair) Well, I think it's about as good a time as any to get upgrades for our blasters.
  • Icky: Damn right, I'm starting to feel like the next level will TOTALLY be hard for us.
  • Kowalski: You may be right because the next level will he a hologram amusement park.
  • Patrick: OH, BOY, I LOVE AMUSEMENT PARKS!!
  • Sandy: Let's go meet up with Ralph! (They go meet up with him while the portal and the room behind them starts glitching up)
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Ralphie, what's up? We need some upgrades for our blasters so can you...uh...Ralph?
  • Agent Ralph: (Doesn't respond to their words)...(His dialogue is glitchy)...
  • Kowalski:...Uh...Agent Ralph?
  • Agent Ralph:...(He suddenly shows himself as his eyes have glitchy patterns and his mouth is glitchy and ominous as he shrieks at them, scaring them to the ground)
  • Icky: WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!?
  • Agent Ralph: (He starts cackling like Dr. Nefarious) ASS-WHATTHEF***F***F***F***F***ISTHATTHIF***...F***!!! (He suddenly depixellates into nothing as his own screams were heard)
  • Sandy: WHAT THE HELL WAS...(They suddenly notice that a few other glitch patterns were seen across the Hub Lair)
  • Patrick: (Oblivious to the commotions, goes to Mr. Krabs' Shack) Hello, let me get a large Krabby Double Deluxe, and some Fried Oyster Skins, and a Diet Kelpsi...
  • Mr. Krabs: (He appears glitchy as well) COM-COM-COM-COM-COM-COMING RI-I-I-I-I-I-IGHT UP...MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEEEEEEEEEE--(His voice gets very loud, aggravating the heroes as he and his shack depixellate, and the heroes scream as glitched-up words were heard)
  • Icky: "Just so we're clear, I CALLED IT!"
  • Kolwalski: "What do you mean?!"
  • Icky: "Your inventions always crap out on us?! Clearly, it crapped out on us and it started to glitch!"
  • ???: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S MORE THEN THAT, SUCKERS!?"
  • Icky: "Aw dang, don't tell me it's-"
  • Suddenly, they're sucked into a viral portal!

outside the game.

  • Gilda: "WHOA?! WHAT THE JUNK HAPPEN?!"
  • Shifu: "I don't think i like what's going on."

Inside Game

  • The gang slam into a computerised floor!
  • Suddenly, Dr. Nefarious's face appeared on screen.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Hello, Louger poopy heads! Guess what?! I gave your little gaming system a virus that messes up your previous video game, and made that you can ACTSELLY DIE FROM THIS?! And to up the antie, you get to fight this, "Viral Vi-tor" ALOT SOONER THEN planned! And giving the fact that you didn't get the chance to level up, you will most likely lose! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! That's all for now."
  • the screen turned off.
  • Sandy: "Dang nabbit ya crazy andriod! We can't seem to have any fun withouy spoiling it?!"
  • ???: "(Mysterious evil laughter)"
  • Viral Vi-tor appeared.
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "(Glitched up voice): You surpass many of my m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-minions, and discovered my e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil plans, and my ori0g0g0g00g0g0g0g0g0g0g00gins from my father?!"
  • Icky: "We didn't?! Ne-dork-ious bugged the game!"
  • Viral Vi-tor: "He-eh-eh-eh-hey! I wasn't (glitched) SEEMAOJGHJKDHDJKLSDGHJFHSDFGASDGJKDSJDGHDHJDSSDSDJKSDGSDDGSJDSHJFDDJ.EXE!?"
  • Icky: "And Dorkatron messed with the programing."
  • Viral Vi-tor: "PINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPINGAS?!"
  • Sam: "Always hated that word."

Chapter 4: Vi-Tor Round 1

Vi-tor's health bar appears.

Sonic Adventure "Open your Heart" Music

Sonic Adventure "Open your Heart" Music

the theme for the final boss.

  • Vi-tor: "PREPARE TO (GLITCH) SLENDERMAN?!"
  • Sandy: "No! We're not ready! We didn't even met your pa yet or done anything else?!"
  • Spongebob: "You need to listen Vi-tor, we're not ready yet?!"
  • Vi-tor: "ZIPPY-DO-DA ZIPPITY YAY! MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY?!"
  • Max: "He's too glicthy to listen!?"
  • Kowalski: (Sighs) Well, I guess we have no choice. I'll just reveal his origins after we beat the crap out of him. (Suddenly, more weapons appear, each for every one of the players) Wow! We even got the powerups we were supposed to get later.
  • Max: More powerups?
  • Kowalski: Well, we've got no time to learn how to use them. We'll have to figure it out on our own.
  • Vi-tor: Let's da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dance!!!
  • ???: (Cackles) I hope you digitized squishies can handle being wiped out forever by my Nefarivirus. I infected the game with it before you got the chance to play it.
  • Sandy: (Shrugs) Why, Nefarious? Can't you see we're in the middle of a game right now?
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Cackles) I know, furball! I've been in many kinds of video games myself, you know. Which has inspired me to use this game to wipes you squishies off forever using Vi-tor! I knew my Nefarivirus would allow me to control this game, but I didn't expect it to be THIS easy.
  • Lawrence: Very good, sir. I would've gone with mind-controlling Vi-tor, gaining his power, and killing them until their lives ran out.
  • Dr. Nefarious: OOH, I like the way you think, Lawrence! I'll do that!
  • Skipper: GREAT SCOTTISH MEATBALLS!!! HE'S GONNA--
  • Vi-tor: (Nefarious mind-controls Vi-tor) Wha-wha-what's going o-o-o-o-on he-- GHANGJAMFNFJKLHJKAFWKFAKJOPNCHENDKGITNSBSMZORINWODF!!!...(Cackles when Nefarious takes him over)
  • Dr. Nefarious: Looks like we may be due for a big old storm of depixellation, as he might call it. (Cackles, gets on top of a pillar, surrounds himself with a shield, and the entire group is surrounded by a circular high-tech room)
  • Private: Uh, if we're now in the final boss battle...does that mean...
  • Kowalski: Yes, Private. We'll have to take him down even when our health hasn't been upgraded enough for us to do that.
  • Skipper: CURSE YOU, DR. NEFARIOUS!!!!!!
  • SpongeBob: We'll never survive this boss battle!
  • Kowalski: We have to try! It's the only way to finish the game, and get us back to the real world.
  • Patrick: MOMMY!!!
  • Nefarious: Time to die, squishies! (Cackles)
  • Vi-Tor, under Nefarious' control, begins to attack!
  • Nefarious: GET THEM!!! (Enemies new and old begin to attack)
  • Rico: (Mumbles, and launches one of the new guns, which fires an electronic beam at one of the stronger targets, depixellating it)...Wow!
  • Kowalski: I wonder what this belt can do. (Presses the button, and everything goes in slow motion. With this, Kowalski manages to dodge one of Nefarious' attacks accurately, and time goes back to normal)... Wow! A device that slows down time! AWESOME!!!
  • The glicthing area begins to glicth even more as the weapons are used.
  • Icky: "What's going on?!"
  • Max: "Our stuff has a bad effect on the game!"
  • Sandy: "That dang virus made a mess of things! Attcking with our advance weapons is hurting the game and it's fragle system!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: You see? I have the upper hand! Some of Vi-tor's attacks are too fast for you to dodge, so you'll need that time device to slow it down! BUT YOU CAN'T FUCKING USE IT!!! (Laughs)
  • Icky: We'll see about that, metal-pants! (Takes an attack token with the Mane 6's faces on it, and they actually appear)
  • Twilight: Let's show him what friendship can do! (They shine the Elements toward Nefarious, but the shield blocks it, and the Mane 6 disappear)
  • Icky: WHAT?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Thanks for the force field, Kowalski! I owe you one! (Cackles)
  • Skipper: When we get out of this, Kowalski, I'm gonna give you a good fish-slapping!
  • Kowalski: Not to worry, we can disable the shield. We just need to find the shield generators. And they're located somewhere in this area.
  • Dr. Nefarious: I don't think so! (Radiates the floor below the players)
  • Kowalski: EVERYBODY, JUMP!!! (They do that, and make it out in time before the ground bursts in energy)
  • Max: Wow, that would've fried us quick.
  • Skipper: QUICK! GET THOSE SHIELD GENERATORS!!! (Rico babbles, and uses a large bizarre bazooka to blast one of them with it's remote-controlled missiles)
  • Rico: YEAH!!!
  • Kowalski: I prefer we not use the powerups because they seem to make the Nefarivirus unstable and dangerously strong.
  • Rico: Eh, to heck with it! (Uses the Homuzooka to blast down the other 3 Shield Generators, disabling Dr. Nefarious' shield)
  • Dr. Nefarious: NO! MY SHIELD!!!
  • Sandy: Hmm, the virus doesn't seem to be getting stronger. Maybe if we don't rapidly use the powerups, and only use them once in a while, we may be able to use them without glitching the game up.
  • Private: Yay! At least we're winning.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Oh, yeah? (Teleports to the ground, and makes the ground radiate again)
  • Kowalski: JUMP! (They all jump, then they appear to be double jumping) WHOOOAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! (Lands on his head) D'OH!...(Dizzy as Jiggli flip around his head)...Uh...the average speed of light is 299,792,458 miles per second!...(Faints)
  • Sandy: Kowalski, get up!
  • Kowalski: Sorry, I was just astounded by our new ability to double jump.
  • SpongeBob: Double jump?
  • Sandy: It's a custom ability for a video game character to jump again while in the air to add more jumping height. Must be those Turboboots. (Shows the Turboboots on her feet)
  • Kowalski: (Sees the Turboboots on his feet, too) Yeah, that's about it. Yet, they are invisible because of video game logic!
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "Troublesome twits?! No matter! This will still be the day your luck runs out?! Wanna know how I even came across the Nefarivirus?"
  • Icky: "Well, since your a mad genius dick-hole, it's safe to assume you made it."
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "Actselly, your both correct, AND WRONG IN THE SAME TIME?! Remember that Qui Program mess in that robotic dinosaur park? Well, I had a chat with Miss Darkness Qui about that, and she was generious enough to give me a virus simular to her persona virus, oh which I had named, THE NEFAIVIRUS?! I also gave it some modifications to have a resembleence of yours truely."
  • Skipper: "Qui gotten herself another of those viruses!?"
  • Kolwalski: "Aren't you afraid this virus will double-cross you too?!"
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "She ensured the virus won't be smart enough for that, but still powerful enough to surpass, even the Dragon Temple's security systems, (laughs), it helps more none of the Anti-viruses programs of the Alternate Universes are not installed into your computer systems!"
  • Icky: "Seriously?! Gah?! We have got to convince the Alternate Universe Goverment to open a trade with their tec, ESPICALLY ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAMS SO THIS KIND OF SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN?!"
  • Nefarious: Anyway, back to the fight! (Teleports to the ground, and radiates the ground again, and the group dodges it again)
  • Skipper: EAT MY BOMBS, NEFARIOUS, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO 'BOOMING' GOOD!!! (Uses the Bombzooka to launch two bombs at Nefarious, draining his 10000 health to 9682, and Nefarious teleports to the top of the pillar again)
  • Nefarious: OW! And seriously, is that pun supposed to be funny? I SAY IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF- (Freezes up again, and 'This Strange World' from the MLP movie is played)
  • Dr. Doofenschmirtz: Sometimes, I like it when he does that..... But did we have to use a reference to that MLP movie where that purple unicorn becomes a-
  • Lawrence: Hold that thought, Heinz. (Smacks Nefarious)
  • Nefarious: -BUTTBURGER!!!
  • Private: (Laughs) Buttburger! (Laughs hysterically)
  • Icky: I could've come up with a better pun than that. Like... I don't know... Spaghetti and Balls.
  • Private: (Laughs harder)
  • Nefarious: Well, you squishies won't be laughing for long! (Uses his long scorpion-like tail to lash out at the group while they use the Chronostopper to dodge it)
  • Kowalski:... (Light bulb)... (In slow motion) Hit the tail!
  • Skipper: (In slow motion) On it! (They smack Nefarious' tail, draining his health to 9124, and time goes back to normal)
  • Nefarious: Is it me, or did I just get hurt? Well, it's obviously because I'm exposing myself from my force field! So if I just stay still, they can't possibly- (Suddenly, the group has already destroyed the 4 shield generators again, and his shield goes down)... Get me.
  • Kowalski: Eat our trusty Laser Whip, Nefarious! (Takes out an energy whip, and uses it to lash at Nefarious, draining his health to 8426)
  • Nefarious: OWCH!!! And I thought the Plasma Whip in MY world hurt this much. Well, two can play at that game! (Fires red lasers from his hands, and spreads them left and right, and the group dodges it) (Nefarious teleports to the ground, and then fires a few energy balls that homes in on Kowalski)
  • Kowalski: Oh, boy! (Dodges them in slow motion like from Saving Private Ryan, then the homing balls come straight back at him, and Kowalski jumps out of the way, and keeps flipping until the homing balls disintegrate)
  • Private: (Runs away from Nefarious' deadly powers, but manages to make a clear shot at Nefarious with his Electrobeam, draining his health to 7757)... Wow.
  • Patrick: CANNONBALL!!! (Jumps directly over Nefarious, but Nefarious teleports out of the way, and Patrick hits the ground hard, draining his health to 95%)... Ow... At least it didn't shatter like SpongeBob's did.
  • Nefarious: (Pounds the ground, creating a massive shockwave on the ground which the group had to jump over)
  • Skipper: Seriously, Nefarious! Is that the best you got?
  • Nefarious: Nope. I have my own powers as well. (Creates hologram versions of himself)
  • Private: I hate those things! (The holograms thrust towards the group but they use the Chronostopper to dodge it)
  • Sandy: HAI-YAH! (Kicks Nefarious in the face, draining his health to 7001)
  • Patrick: CANNONBALL! (Crushes Nefarious, draining his health to 6520)
  • Rico: (Uses the Bombzooka to hit Nefarious, draining his health to 4995)
  • Skipper: KA-POW! (Kicks him, 4275)
  • Kowalski: BAZINGA! (Blasts him with the blaster, 3506)
  • Icky: How's about I give ya' a SOCK ON THE NOSE!!! (Kicks him rapidly, and drains his health to 305)
  • Nefarious: Aye!
  • Sam: Max, I think it's our turn to do the last blow. (They punch him, draining his health to 0)

Chapter 5: Vi-Tor Round 2

  • Nefarious: I AM DEFEATED!!! I have no choice... (Coughs) BUT TO THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY!!!
  • Icky: Really? Uh, I mean, that's right, Nefarious! Your glitching terror is finally--
  • Nefarious: (He suddenly gets a second health bar) SUCKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!! (Laughs)
  • Icky: I hate it when that happens.
  • Nefarious: "Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ain't I such a robotic troll?"
  • Kolwalski: "Well, tecnecly, sense you started out organic, your actselly a cyborg at best, or most approbeately a bio-andriod."
  • Nefarious: "LIES?! ALL SQUISHIE LI-" (Suddenly he freezes up again, and the American Dad! theme song is played)
  • King Dedede: Allow me to handle this! (Prepares to swing his mallet)
  • Escargoon: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! You'll decapitate him again!
  • Dr. Doofenschmirtz: How about my new Punchinator? I've been saving it for a rainy day!
  • Escargoon: YEAH!!!
  • Dr. Doofenschmirtz: (Punches Nefarious)
  • Nefarious: -IES!!! Anyway, thanks for the extra health bar, Kowalski!
  • Kowalski: Sandy's fault!
  • Sandy: HEY!!! Giving him 3 health bars was YOU'RE idea!
  • Kowalski: Yeah, but you suggested it first!
  • Sandy: YOU MEAN YOU KNEW ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH I MENTIONED IT?!?
  • Kowalski: Sure, you know the whole 'someone mentions an idea, they shove it off, then they think the same thing, but the other character never mentions that it was his idea'. Kind of like Timon and Pumbaa.
  • Sandy: You are SO FREAKING DEAD!!! (Punches him hard enough to take away one of his lives, and he reforms)
  • Kowalski: OWCH!!! (Smacks Sandy, her health going down to 93%)
  • Sandy: OW! You can't hit me! I'M A GIRL!!!
  • Kowalski: Sometimes I wonder! (Sandy steps on his foot) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
  • Sandy: Hurts doesn't it? (Suddenly, the ground glows in electricity, and everyone is zapped) YAARRGGHH!!!
  • Kowalski: Mammamakingbutterbiscuitsgravygravybongos!!!
  • Nefarious: Not to mention the new powers!
  • Sandy: Kowalski's fault!
  • Icky: "Snady, Kolwalski, now's not the time for being idiots, for once in my life I actselly started to act serious."
  • Spongebob: "Icky's uncharacteristicly right! We have to save the game from Dr. Nefarious and his virus!"
  • Sandy: Alright, let's just destroy those 8 generators.
  • Private: But I thought there were 4.
  • Sandy: Not anymore, there's not. (The shield generators appear in unreachable places surrounded by glitchy matter)
  • Patrick: But how do we get up there?
  • Icky: I'll handle it. (Flies up to the generators, and punches them down
  • Max: ICKY, LOOK OUT!!! (Dr. Nefarious launches volleys of lightning bolts into the air above Icky, and he barely manages to dodge them)
  • Icky: HOLY HELL!!! THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!!
  • Sam: We have to get to those shield generators!
  • Rico: (Uses the Homuzooka to blast down 3 more shield generators until more enemies appear) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
  • Nefarious: "Yes! I love being in Vi-tor's shoes!?"
  • Icky: "Tecnecly, he doesn't have shoes. I'm surprise he actselly has hands."
  • Nefarious: (To the henchmen) DESTROY THEM!!! (The henchmen battle the group as Icky heads out to try and destroy the shield generators while Skybomber Storks try to attack him)
  • Icky: Oh, no, you don't! (Uses the blaster to destroy them) Hasta la vista, birdy! (He then uses his Homuzooka to destroy 3 of the shield generators, and finds there's only one left) Alright, here we go!
  • Police Drone: NOT SO FAST!!! (They blast at him, then Icky uses his blaster to blast them down)
  • Kowalski: Careful, Icky! Remember the virus! (The game glitches even more)
  • Icky: Alright. (Flies towards the shield generator, but then, a Gammatron fires it's gamma-ray vision at him) OW!!! (His health goes down to 70%)
  • Gammatron: Must annihilate annoying bird!
  • Icky: (Uses the Bombzooka to launch a bomb that destroys it. Then he destroys the last generator, disabling Nefarious' shield)
  • Nefarious: NO! (The group has destroyed all the enemies) (Nefarious uses heat-vision to try and destroy the group, but they dodge it. Rico soon launches his Homuzooka at Nefarious, draining his health to 973220) OW! (Nefarious soon teleports to the ground, and radiates the ground again. The group dodges it, and Nefarious uses his laser hands again, which the group dodges as well)
  • Rico: KABLAM!!! (Uses the Electrobeam to hit Nefarious again, draining his health to 918532)
  • Skipper: We have to get this done faster! Kowalski, give me options!
  • Kowalski: I recommend we use Nefarious' virus against him.
  • Patrick: How do we do that? (Suddenly, the glitchy matter gets stronger, and glows in electricity)
  • Skipper:... Light bulb! (Tries kicking Nefarious into the glitchy matter, but Nefarious teleports out of the way as Skipper heads straight towards the stuff. But Sandy uses the Gravitogun to save him)... That was close!
  • Nefarious: (Prepares to zap the floor again)
  • Kowalski: GET OFF THE GROUND!!! (They do that, and the floor glows in electricity)
  • Skipper: (Manages to deliver a huge kick to Nefarious, draining his health to 900546, as well as stopping his electrical attack on the floor)
  • Nefarious: WHOA!!! (He suddenly hits the glitchy matter, and his health goes all the way down to 60985) OWCH!!! THAT WAS CHEATING!!! (Teleports back to the top of the pillar, and the shield goes back up again) I'll get you for that, you insolent squishies!!!
  • Spongebob: "Whether you like it or not, Ne-Dork-a-tron, it's time to roll out some Video Game justise!"
  • Another Main 6 Attack Token is seen.
  • Icky: Another attack token!
  • Skipper: We can't use it yet! We must disable the shield first!
  • Rico: (Uses the Homuzooka to blast down 4 of the generators as the glitches get worse)
  • Icky: (Uses the Electrobeam to blast down 3 more generators, and punches down the last one, disabling the shield)
  • SpongeBob: (Touches the token, and the Mane 6 appear again)
  • Twilight: Let's show him what friendship can do! (They use the Elements on Nefarious, draining his health to 963. Then the Mane 6 disappears)
  • Nefarious: OWCH!!! (Shrugs, then teleports to the ground, and prepares to use his electric ground attack again, but Rico uses the Bombzooka to defeat him) ARRGH!!!

Chapter 6: Vi-Tor Round 3

  • Nefarious: NO!!! (Falls down on the top of the pillar. Then he suddenly becomes angry, and bursts in energy) DIE!!! (Teleports to the ground, and follows the group)
  • Private: Uh-oh! Now he's angry!
  • Icky: "Please tell me there's like, tokens like that attack stuff, but for defence and healing!" (Suddenly, a Celestia healing token appears) Alright! (Touches it, and Princess Celestia appears. She brings the group to full health, gives them temporary invulnerability, and restocks their ammo. Then she disappears)
  • Sam: Well, that's a lot better. (The group beats down Nefarious from his new 100000000 health to 94275398 until their invulnerability wears off, and they are each repelled by Nefarious' electrical field)
  • Nefarious: I will NOT fail this time, Lodgers! (Zaps Sandy with electricity)
  • SpongeBob: SANDY!!! (Uses the Gravitogun to move Nefarious into the glitchy matter, draining his health to 9584965) Sandy, are you okay?
  • Sandy: Yeah. Thanks to you.
  • Nefarious: (Prepares to burst in a shockwave)
  • Skipper: LOOK OUT!!! (The group takes cover as Nefarious bursts in a powerful shockwave) HOLY BUTTERBALL!!! He's stepped us his game!
  • Nefarious: It's over, you foolish squishies! (Teleports to the top of the pillar again as the shield goes back up and it goes back to 4 shield generators again)
  • Skipper: Well, at least it's back to 4 generators this time. (Rico destroys three of them with his Homuzooka)
  • Nefarious: (Uses the electrical floor attack again, and the group finds cover)
  • Icky: (Destroys the last shield generator, and the shield goes down again)
  • Nefarious: DIE!!! (Zaps Kowalski, draining his health)
  • Rico: (Uses the Bombzooka to blast Nefarious, draining his health to 8845732) BAM!!!
  • Nefarious: NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!!! You're all squishies! (Prepares to throw a large lightning bolt at the players)
  • Sandy: JUMP! (They do that as Nefarious throws the bolt, and it explodes)
  • Private: This is getting really scary!
  • Kowalski: Don't worry, Private, I have a way to defeat him once and for all! (Uses the Homuzooka to blast Nefarious into the glitchy matter, and Kowalski uses the Gravitogun to hold him in place until he finally loses all his health)
  • Nefarious: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOO!!!! (Suddenly, he loses control of Vi-tor, and disappears as the virus goes berserk)
  • The Nefarivirus appeared, looking like Doctor Nefarious in a cyber octopus's body!

New boss song plays!

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  • Because the Nefarivirus is not part of the game, it's health meter is not shown.
  • Vi-Tor came through, and sees the virus.
  • Vi-Tor: "AHHH! IT'S A FILE-DESTROYING VIRUS?! AND I'M TOO WEAK TO PROTACT ANYONE?! YOU IDIOTS RUINED ALL MY PREPERATIONS?! I'LL FOREVER DAMN YOUR LIFES SHOULD I EVER-"
  • The Nefarivirus grabs Vi-tor and damages his coding!
  • Vi-Tor: "AAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO! LET ME GO?! AHHHHH!?" (He is disintegrated into a million pixels, and the virus becomes unstable and destructive)
  • Kowalski: Oh, no! Nefarious is no longer in control of the Nefarivirus! Now, it's gonna destroy the entire game and us along with it!
  • Nefarious: (Cackles) Good! I may not be in control of it anymore, but at least I still get to see you all suffer. LAWRENCE!!! Get me some popcorn! I'd like this moment to really pay off!
  • Lawrence: Right away, sir! (The virus becomes sentient, in the shape of a Nefarious-like demon)
  • Nefarivirus: Glahrjafllfjawnfjkahfkjfhauiwqkhfjalnvbaofpanwfifnaajkfjknhhh!
  • Skipper: What did he say?
  • Kowalski: I have no idea. (Suddenly, the virus activates Vi-tor's Pixiliminator, and reprograms it to destroy the game. Suddenly Pixellania starts to depixellates) He's gonna destroy the game!
  • Skipper; So how do we stop it?
  • Kowalski: We can't! It's taken control of the game, it's unstoppable! Eventually, it will DISINTEGRATE US ALL INTO PIXELS!!!
  • Rico:...(Suddenly gets angry, and uses all of the powerups he can to hit the virus, and it weakens)
  • Kowalski: Rico! What're you doing?!?
  • Rico: (Attaches multiple Plasma Grenades to the Pixiliminator's core) Kaboom! (The Plasma Grenades explode, overloading the Pixiliminator's core, taking away the virus' power over it, restoring the game's makeup, and weakening the virus itself)
  • Nefarivirus: GHEUDJDNVHDIDEHDOFMAFLAJGJGHSAOFJNVINAYHENEKFIIEHHWNDKAFJA!!! (The glitchy matter shrinks, and the Nefarivirus soon shrinks into a head) GUHNBY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YUHNDJKHW!!!
  • Rico: Bye-bye! (Takes the Homuzooka, and blasts the head into pixels)
  • Nefarivirus: YAUYHTNEHRNFHRJFPOO!!! (THe virus is destroyed, and the game is revived)

Dragon Temple

  • Cynder: (The Lodgers find out that the game is back online, and the group is seen on the screen once again) They did it! (The Lodgers cheer)
  • Shifu: Now let's just hope they can complete the game and make it back to the real world.

Nefarious Space Station

  • Nefarious: NOOO!!! THE HUMILIATION!!! DEFEATED BY SQUISHIES, AGAIN!!!
  • Dr. Doofenschmirtz: Oh, look at the bright side, Nefarious, there's always next time.
  • Nefarious: I don't see how that'll make me feel any better. How can it get any WORSE?!?
  • King Dedede: Oh, no! You did NOT just say that!
  • Lawrence: Sir, there's been a little problem. We're all out of popcorn.
  • Nefarious: WHAT?!? HOW?!?
  • Mr. Smarty Smarts: Well... We may have... Well... Sneezed on the last of them.
  • Nefarious: (Surprised) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH- (Freezes again, and the Phineas and Ferb song 'Gitchi-Gitchi Goo' song is played)
  • Dr. Doofenschmirtz:... That's actually starting to grow on me.

Chapter 7: Destroying the Virus

Video Game

  • SpongeBob: WE DID IT!!! (Then the group discovers that the damage done by the virus causes the station to collapse)... Uh-oh! (The group starts to fall towards the ground)
  • Everyone except Sandy and Kowalski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Kowalski: Don't worry, everyone! This is part of the game. In fact, it's the last. We just need to maneuver ourselves through the debris, and find a way to safely land on the ground.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, you mean like at the beginning of the Alaskan Bull Worm level on my Creature from the Krusty Krab game. Well, that shouldn't be too hard, right?
  • Icky: "Ashame we didn't get to know the game more."
  • The gang jumped off, and passed through the rush level without a scratch!
  • Suddenly, they just vanished.

Reality.

  • The gang re-appeared in the chears.
  • Icky: "What, no finishing cutscene on how awesome we are?"
  • Kolwalski: "Perhaps it's possable the virus damaged many of the games systems that even the cutscenes don't work properly. And we're just sent back to reality."
  • Gilda: "Guys, what happened in there?"
  • Cynder: "From what I got from the glitched up sence, did Nefarious had something to do with this?"
  • Sandy: Yep. Nefarious apparently got a duplicate version of Qui's QP virus, and called it the Nefarivirus. We had to fight him in a boss battle, and destroy the virus to get out and survive. The virus was gonna make sure we were wiped out entirely.
  • Viper: Well, what's important is that you're safe.
  • Kowalski: Yeah. Plus, it will take some time to fix up the game after the Nefarivirus dealt some damage to it. Then we can play it again without any Nefarious botching it up. I'll even install an anti-virus program on it to ensure it doesn't happen again. I just need to ask for the greatest anti-virus technology in the Alternate UUniverses.
  • Chi Fu: Well, you should have a chat with the Alternate UUniversal Grand Council about that. Perhaps they can help you with that.
  • Kowalski: Great idea.
  • Lord Shen: Well, at least I can get my mind off of this HORRIBLE thought once I go out with Celestia tomorrow night.
  • Boss Wolf: What?

TO CONTINUE NEXT EPISODE

Epilogue

Nefarious Space Station

  • Nefarious: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! I was THIS close to wiping out those Lodgers! And they beat me! AGAIN!!!
  • Mr. Smarty Smarts: Oh, don't beat yourself up, Nefarious! There's always next time.
  • Octocat: Meow!
  • Nefarious: Well, I still need a way to annihilate them so they can't meddle in our plans for the Boundary Generator. It's bad enough they stopped me from getting the knowledge out from that Wain Gecko, but I WAS SO GODDAMN CLO- (Freezes, and "Money, Money, Money' is played until Lawrence slaps him again)-OSE!!! I mean, if only Ray was still here! Then I could cheer myself up by yelling at him.
  • Lawrence: Uh, sir? Pardon me for interrupting, but I think Morgana said she has a suggestion for our next move.
  • Nefarious: She did, did she? Well, bring her in! (Morgana appears)
  • Morgana: Nefarious, I was currently looking in the crystal ball, and I think I may have found a way to rid ourselves of those meddling Lodgers.
  • Emperor Zurg: Well, spit it out, women! We haven't got all day!
  • Morgana: Well, remember Equestria? That world populated by ponies?
  • Nefarious: You mean those colored ponies where that nerdy Princess Twilight lives? What about it?
  • Undertow: I don't know why she choose that place. I mean, it's just for a bunch of brony geeks!
  • Nefarious: I don't think I was asking YOU, pipsqueak!
  • Morgana: Well, it appears Princess Celestia is having another Grand Galloping Galla there soon. She is even inviting the Mane 6, the Shell Lodge, and that Kairi princess there, too. This seems to be the perfect moment for you to take advantage of the Princess of Heart.
  • Nefarious: Hmm... Is that right? This gives me an idea.
  • King Dedede: You got something in that transparent noggin of yours, sir?
  • Nefarious: As a matter of fact... (Chuckles) I do... (Cackles, and the entire group laughs with him)

Omicron File Containment Area

  • Vi-tor: (Trapped in stasis) "Another file-destroying virus, like the one that took my beautiful Jean Shen from me...."
  • A pixel tear escapes from Vi-Tor's eye.
  • Vi-tor: "I was harm by that, monster. Now I'm too damaged by the monster to be used again until i'm fixed..... The players must of had something to do with that monster's return. Those heroes must've awakened that beast..... They are what almost destroyed me and Pixilania again.... Well, I won't let them get away with this. They may had defeated all of my forces, but I will not let them get away with this indignety. I swear in my lover's grave, I will be the virus that'll damaged the files of their lives!? They had not seen the last of Viral Vi-tor?!"

The end?

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