Omicron the Game

Omicron the Game is the 13th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Sandy and Kowalski have worked together to create the first game console that uses virtual reality called the Pixotron. They have also created a game to go with it called Omicron. The game only requires 10 players, so SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, the Penguins, Icky, Sam and Max play. When they take a look at their virtual world, they find out that the main villain of the game is Viral Vi-tor, who controls the virtual world, is up to no good, and it's up to the 10 players to stop the villain and win the game. However, things go south when Team Nefarious crash the game with a virus and pre-maturely has them fight Viral Vi-tor without doing the game properly and leveling up.

Fan-made Transcript

Phineas And Ferb - Let's Go Digital Lyrics (HQ)

(Let's Go Digital- Phineas and Ferb Song)

Chapter 1: The Pixitron

Dragon Temple

• Sandy: (She, SpongeBob, Icky, Gilda, Iago, Fidget, Sam and Max are playing Halo Wars)
• Icky: "Ok, i'm gonna send some Spartans to tear up those elites over there, and some extras with Bazookas to mess up your AT-AT rip-offs!"
• Sandy: Oh, I don't think so. My Scarabs'll make sure of that. Along with a WHOLE bunch of Ghosts, Revenants, AND Anti-Air Wraiths! I'll whoop yer' ass like a runaway slave!
• Icky: Okay, that's hurtful, and very racist.
• Gilda: D'OH, it doesn't matter! Go get em', tiger! Beat her furry little ass!
• Sandy: EXCUSE ME?!?
• Gilda: Sorry.
• Icky: HAH!!! Too late! Your Scarabs are dust!
• Sandy: WHAT?!? But, I-bu-nu-wha--DAG NABBIT!!!
• Icky: Thanks for the comment about her butt, Gilda! I owe you one--
• Sandy: YEE-HAH! My other Scarabs destroyed one of your bunkers! Oooh, and it looks like 5 Ghosts, 3 Revenants, and 7 Anti-Air Wraiths are gonna take out another one of them.
• Icky: And I was also distracted.
• SpongeBob: You're not trying hard enough, Sandy!
• Sandy: PLEASE don't criticize me, SpongeBob! I don't blame the Covenant for being so full of BLUE BLOOD!!!
• Icky: OOH, and one of my Cyclopses are protecting that bunker! What's the matter, girl? You wanna run home to your mommy?
• Sandy: YOU LEAVE MY MA OUT OF THIS, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL--(Gasps) D'OH, FIDDLESTICKS!!! One of yer' damn Scorpion Tanks took down one of MY bunkers!
• Max: "It's amazing that last episode, we were still in Kratos and we're suddenly back in the old stand just in time for today's episode."
• Sam: "That's cartoon magic for ya, it's very unexplainable."
• Fidget: Oooh, looks like Sandy's winning, Ickster.
• Icky: Oh, that's what you think. Once I get a few shields up and running, I'll--
• Sandy: YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAH!!! I WIN!!! I TOTALLY WIN!!! In yer' feathered ass!
• Iago: Man, these kinds of video games are BORING!!!
• Icky: Yeah. You play them a dozen times, and you soon get bored with them.
• Max: If only we had a new game that would make us feel like we were on an adventure of our own. If only there was a game that could send us to some kind of virtual world where evil is sticking it's ugly face in. That would make me feel much of a hero than it did in our previous adventures. Not to mention a place for me to practice one or more forms of gratuioudus volience.
• Kowalski: (Bursts into the room) I'VE DONE IT!!! I've invented a device that will make us feel like we're on an adventure of our own! I've created a device that will send us to a virtual world where evil is sticking it's ugly face in!
• Sam: Wow. Karma even appears in the craziest of situations.
• Gilda: Well, I wouldn't mind seeing another one of Kowalski's CRAZY inventions. Okay, Kowalski-tron, shoot.

Kowalski's Lab

• Kowalski: BEHOLD! The newest advancement in video-game technology. The Pixitron!
• Icky: "Didn't Jimmy Neutron tecnecly made something like this in his show? When sheen came asking jimmy to play an Ultra Lord video game, he made this, invention that would've-"
• Kowalski: Not important! In fact, this is much better. It's a 10-player virtual reality console where you can physically fight your way through the virtual world, and experience adventure and action in your own mind AND video game.
• Icky: Sounds fun. But...are there any games that go with it?
• Kowalski: You bet. Me and Sandy made one all by ourselves.
• Sandy: Oh, yeah, we did. We called the game Omicron.
• Gilda: What kind of a name is that?
• Sandy: Well, it's a letter from the Greek alphabet.
• Icky: "Which one?"
• Sandy: It's the 15th letter, and it means 'small'. The uppercase Omicron letter was used in mathematics as a symbol of the Big O notation.
• Patrick: All I heard was "blah blah blah notation".
• Kowalski: And good news. The Pixitron is finally ready to be tested.
• Tigress: Are you sure about that?
• Skipper: I agree. Most of your inventions tend to go haywire just like Jimmy Neutron's. What if we disappear forever when we run out of lives? That's how Timmy Turner almost died when he was in his own virtual reality game.
• Kowalski: Oh, I thought of that. So when you run out of lives in THIS console, you'll be automatically be sent back to the real world.
• Private: Well, that's good.
• Kowalski: So, does anyone want to join our little virtual adventure?
• Spongebob: "I'M READY!"
• Patrick: "I'M READY TOO?!"
• Skipper: "Give me a slice of this action!"
• Private: "Well, as long as it's not dangerious."
• Rico hacks up a robotic arm and puts it on!
• Rico: "OH, YEAH!"
• Icky: "Folks, your looking at a gaming master-nator! I am gonna own Omicon, uh, Omi-Sumi, uh, DAH WHATEVER it's called by the end of this episode!"
• Sam: "Well Max, are you up for a possability dangerious exspeariment of Kolwalski's that may be prone to get worse as it goes by?"
• Max: "YYYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!"
• Sandy: "And that'll make me and Kolwalski the last 2 players."
• Gilda: "Well, i suppose someone as to stay outside and make sure things are looking smooth. That makes it the rest of us."
• Spongebob: "So, how do we use these things?"
• Sandy: "Well, remember that device that enables you to fight germs in micoscofic size? I borrow a few pointers from that and made these beauties."
• Sandy shows chears attacted to virtual helmets simualer to what Sandy was talking about rose from the ground.
• Po: Cool!
• Patrick: Let's do it! (Kowalski turns on the Pixitron, puts the game in, and it starts. The word 'OMICRON' appears, and an icon that says 'Press Start' appears)
• Kowalski: Alright, let me just add a few commands to the game...(He presses Start, then selects 'New Game', then the screen says to choose a save place, and he selects the first one. Then it says "This game has an Autosave feature. Please do not..." And all that good jazz)
• Patrick: "This game has an Autosave feature. Please do not turn off your game console when this is in progress." What does that even mean?
• SpongeBob: That means it automatically saves our game progress, and it says we shouldn't turn off the game console when it's in progress. Surely you would've known that after we were playing those video games from before.
• Patrick: Oh, yeah.
• Kowalski: Alright, here we go. (Presses 'Okay', and the 10 players glow in green-blue energy, and then disappear)
• Gilda: "DUDE! THEY VANISHED!"
• Iago: No, I think they're just being reassembled into the game. It is a virtual reality game after all.
• Gilda: Oh. Okay.
• Mantis: Look! On the TV!
• Narrator: Welcome to Pixellania. A normally peaceful world for citizens everywhere, today it will be transformed into a teeter of pure horror.

In the screen.

• (Narrator): "The mysterious dictator of Pixellania is up to something. The peaceful inhabitents are growing more and more volient, and mysterious otherworlders are begining to appear. If no hero stops him, there's no telling what will happen. So it's up to you to discover the conspirity in the Pixel goverment before it's too late."
• Max's Voice: I'm ready for anything!
• Sam's Voice: As am I. (The heroes teleport in a huge room)
• Skipper: Where are we?
• Human Agent: Welcome, heroes, to The Hub Lair. I am Secret Agent Ralph. I am here on a top priority.
• SpongeBob: So we're not the only ones on this case?
• Agent Ralph: No. But I'm not the one who's on this case. It's YOU who will do that. But before you begin, you'll need to know a few things. Somebody wake up the computer. It's time to get to work.
• Computer: Briefing software online. Welcome, Agent Ralph. Welcome new heroes.
• Skipper: Uh...hi? Should we talk to the computer?
• Agent Ralph: Only if you want to irritate me. Computer? Show the heroes who we're dealing with.
• Computer: 3 days ago, an imperial corporation took over Pixellania after seizing control over City Hall. A corporation by the name of 'Omicron'.
• Sandy: And THAT'S why the game is called 'Omicron'.
• Skipper: Who's the top boss?
• Computer: Top boss goes by the name of 'Viral Vi-tor'. History: Unknown. Intentions: Unknown.
• Agent Ralph: We didn't get much information on Vi-tor's origins, intentions, or wherabouts. All we know is that he plans to take over all of Pixellania. He's probably a mutated super-weapon gone awry which has the ability to control all the pixels in our world. But doing so is very fragile, and can destroy Pixellania easily. He says he's going to fix this problem somehow. His company is currently creating weapons of evil even as we speak.
• Skipper: Then how do we stop him? (Suddenly, evil cackling is heard)
• ???: Stop me? Oh, please! I cannot be stopped!
• Agent Ralph: Vi-tor! SHOW YOURSELF!!! (Vi-tor continues chuckling)
• Viral Vi-tor: (Appears on the screens) Did you miss me, Agent Ralph? I missed you! It's been a while since we last saw each other, but now I suppose you can't stop me on your own since I took away your fighting skills and coordination, and transferred it to myself. (Chuckles) Now you're just a little weakling.
• Agent Ralph: That may be true, but I won't be stopping you now that I have new allies.
• Viral Vi-tor: Yes, the new players. I only see them as a bunch of dumb animals.
• Skipper: Dumb animals?!? I'll make you eat those words! (Tries kicking him, but he disappears, and Skipper slumps on the screen, and slides off) Ow!
• Vi-tor: Oh, you must be Skipper. The paranoid, sarcastic, and ruthless leader of the Penguins of Madagascar.
• Skipper: That's right! And I'm gonna tie a knot in your plans AND your big snakey neck.
• Vi-tor: We'll see about that.
• Private; I'm scared, Skipper!
• Vi-tor: The adorable Private, the hyper-cute, mini-golfing first-class private of the Penguins of Madagascar, if I'm not mistaken.
• Sandy: So you know who we are, big deal!
• Vi-tor: Oh, I know much more than that, Sandy. I know YOU and Kowalski are the ones who created me AND the world that I will soon conquor.
• Kowalski: Clearly, this villain has a mind of his own.
• SpongeBob: He seems to know our strengths as well.
• Vi-tor: Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants. One of the most famous cartoon characters in history, AND one of the many founders of the Shell Lodge Squad. I also know about your precious relationship with Sandy.
• SpongeBob: WHAT?!? I do NOT have a relationship with her. She's just my friend.
• Vi-tor: Oh, don't play coy with me, you know it's true.
• Icky: Is it just me, or does this guy have similar horns like Malefor's.
• Vi-tor: The comedic Icky, one of the Lodge's stand-up comedians. I must admit, you always were good for a laugh. But I always HATED your jokes.
• Icky: WHY YOU LITTLE--
• Sam: No, no, no, Ickster! You will have your chance to whoop him in due time.
• Viral Vi-tor: "Ah, the almost obscured duo Sam and Max, Freelance Police. It must be one of those rare occations that the produser is actselly paying attention to you guys, considering you ain't fully utilised alot. Weren't you guys busy with that crazy anime white cat guy?"
• Max: "HEY, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF DAVE FELIS IN VAIN!"
• Sam: "Secondly, Me and Max and Brandy and Wiskers only got sruck  with the Youtube Legoland productions cause The gr8atstone wanted to get back at the producer for canceling our formerly planned spin-off series to turn certin episodes into Spongebob and Friends Episodes, and we didn't had no problem with the produser for that at all, cause he couldn't find the Hunchback of Notre Dom at the time."
• Icky: "Ok, uh, why am i getting a Discord vibe off of you?"
• Kowalski: Well, we actually based him off of Discord and Aku.
• Icky: You mean the main baddie from Samurai Jack?
• Kowalski: Yep.
• Agent Ralph: You'll never get away with this, Vi-tor!
• Vi-tor: Yeesh, are you dull when you have no fighting skills. It's too bad nobody can stop me. Not even you OR these stupid misfits! I'll be sure to take care of you in due time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some havoc to wreak! (Screen goes black)
• Icky:...Man, I hate that guy!
• Private: C-can we go home now?
• Skipper: Private, is this really the time to hide under your bed? This is all for fun.
• Agent Ralph: Well, now that you know who you're up against, let me show you around.
• Icky: "All i am seeing is a black room with blue tecno lines everywhere, like we're inside a computer."
• Agent Ralph: Yes. That's how the Hub Lair is designed. The details are cleverly hidden, and can be pixellated with just a push of a button. (Presses a button, and a million pixels come together to form a stand that says 'Krabs Shack')
• Mr. Krabs: AHOY THERE!!!
• Max: Now THERE'S something you don't see every day.
• Sam: That's exactly why I quit my summer job at the petting zoo.
• Icky: We already know.
• Agent Ralph: This is the Krabs Shack, where you can purchase weapon, health, and gadget upgrades.
• Rico: AWESOME!!!
• Kowalski: Well, don't get so excited all of a sudden. We can't afford anything yet. We haven't started the game yet, so we have nothing to trade with.
• Rico: AWW!
• Skipper: "How very interesting you intergrated Mr. Krabs into the game, Kolwalski and Sandy."
• Kolwalski: "Complament appresiated Skipper."
• Icky: "Well, anything else?"
• Agent Ralph: Yes. (Presses another button, and a million pixels form a huge door)
• Chi Fu: Chi Fu at your service!
• Icky: Chi Fu, too? Wow, I'm sensing the other Lodgers will be scattered all over the game.
• Kowalski: Well, you're actually correct. They'll be helping us get through this quest.
• Agent Ralph: This is the Options Room, where you can adjust the game settings. Like volume, quality, and other stuff. (Presses another button, and pixels form a big switch) This is the Difficulty Switch, where you can choose the difficulty of the game from Easy, Normal, and Hard.
• Kowalski: I'd stay off the 'Hard' part if I were you.
• Rico: HARD, HARD, HARD, HARD!!!
• Kowalski: No, I prefer to go to 'Normal' (Sets the switch to 'Normal')
• Agent Ralph: Excellent choice. And last but not least...(Presses button, and pixels form a door) This is the Levels Dorm, where you will be able to select and start your missions.
• Max: Well, at least we have a way to go.
• Agent Ralph: Your first mission will be to scout the city to scout for any clues you can find on how to defeat Vi-tor. I'll let you take a moment to look around.
• Sam: "Anything we should know about the town?"
• Agent Ralph: Well, since Omicron's take over, the citizens have started acting hostile, so watch out for anyone who could try and hurt you. Also, you'll be needing these. (Gives them a briefcase full of 10 blasters)
• Sam: What are they?
• Agent Ralph: They're blasters. They'll come in VERY handy when you face a few obstacles.
• Icky: Wow, how do we use them?
• Agent Ralph: Just take some lessons from Shifu. (Presses a button, and a door forms with Shifu appearing)
• Shifu: Let's get started.
• Icky: Oh, boy. Shifu's in this game too?
• Sam: Well, I am assuming he'll help us use these blasters. We'll need to know how to use them if we're ever gonna stop Vi-tor.
• Max: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get to it.

Training Room

• Shifu: The Blaster is a powerful weapon created by Omicron itself. It features a lock-on mode that allows you to aim accurately, and it's blasts are very quick. But be warned, as with every weapon, it requires ammo.
• Icky: Terrific! Just terrific!
• Shifu: Use your blaster to destroy these Omicrates. (10 Omicrates appear)
• Private: Omicrates?
• Shifu: Yes. You'll find lots of these things on your adventures. They contain valuables. Now, see if you can blast them with your blasters.
• Kowalski: Alright.
• Sandy: Alright. (Both she and Kowalski blast their Omicrates with no problem) WHOO!
• Kowalski: YES!
• Skipper: I'm good at using a gun. (Blasts Omicrate) Oh, yeah.
• Patrick: This thing is awesome! I wonder if they'll affect us. (Sticks blaster in mouth)
• Kowalski: PATRICK, NO! (Patrick fires, and his head is blasted clean off, and he dissipates, then reforms)
• Patrick: Whoa, what happened?
• Kowlaski: (Sighs) You have only 4 lives now! THAT THING IS NOT A TOY!!! Just blast the Omicrates!
• Patrick: You mean like this? (Fires at the Omicrate, and hits it successfully)
• Skipper: Did you guys see that?!?
• SpongeBob: How'd you learn to do that?
• Patrick: Oh, I actually wasn't aiming for the Omicrate, I was just blasting it.
• SpongeBob: Well, if I can use a Jelly Launcher in one of my video games, I can use this. (Fires, and hits the crate) OH, YEAH!!!
• Icky: At least I'm one of the many Lodgers who knows how to use a gun. (Aims, and fires, hitting the crate)
• Private: I haven't actually used a gun before, Skipper!
• Rico: (Blasts the crate perfectly) BOO-YAH!!!
• Private:...Well...here it goes...(Fires, and hits it with good accuracy)...Whoa. I did it. YEAH!!!
• Sam: (Blasts the crate) BOOM!
• Max: (Blasts the crate) BOOM BABY!!!
• Shifu: Excellent! Now it's time for another challenge. See if you can hit a moving target. Like these Levitocrates. (10 Levitating crates appear moving up and down repeatedly)
• Icky: "Aw fudge. I normally work better if enemies are nice enough to hold still for me to shoot them off. Sadly, alot of my enemies aren't nice period."
• Skipper: (Blasts his Levitocrate) YEAH!!!
• Rico: (Blasts Levitocrate) BAZINGA!!!
• Sandy: (Blasts Levitocrate) BAM!!!
• Kowalski: (Closes eyes, and shoots the Levitocrate instantly) HAH! With no eyes!
• SpongeBob: (Misses the Levitocrate) Darn it! (Misses again) Darn it! (Misses again) Darn it!
• Shifu: Do not waste up your ammo. Concentrate.
• SpongeBob: Okay...(Blasts the Levitocrate) Yeah!
• Patrick: (Blasts his Levitocrate with a stroke of luck) Wow!
• Sam: (He and Max blast their Levitocrates at the same time)
• Max: Yeah, In your wooden nails!
• Icky: (Blasts his Levitocrate) Got it!
• Private: Uhh...(Blasts Levitocrate) Whoa. It's like a video game. And I don't mean INSIDE the video game, I mean in real life.
• Shifu: Nice work. Now, time for an environmental exercise. See if you can use your blasters to control your environment. (The team suddenly gets trapped when pixels form a barrier. Then a few more pixels form some targets) Blast those targets to start your exercise. (A few of the teammates begin blasting the targets, and a door is formed by some pixels.) Excellent. Sometimes targets will be much bigger, so it will take more than one blast to push them. (The door reveals a target much larger than the others) You will need to use teamwork on this one.
• Sandy: Alrighty, then. (The entire group blasts the large target, albiet some suck at it)
• Shifu: Nice work. Training complete. (The barriers disintegrate into pixels again) You have learned how to use the blasters.
• Icky: "So, and, hoping i did not jinx anything, but, are we done?"
• Shifu: Yes. Now go out there and beat Vi-tor.
• Icky: Good.
• Sam: Let's go kick some Omicron butt.

Levels Dorm

• SpongeBob: (7 terminals are seen) I'm guessing these are where we start our missions.
• Kowalski: Yup. Let's get started. (They enter the first terminal, and a computer pops up) Alright, are you guys ready for action? We're about to enter the first level.
• All: Yeah!
• Kowalski: Okay. Here we go. (Kowalski presses the button, and the terminal teleports the entire group)

Chapter 2: Pixellania

First cutscene.

• (Narrator): Long ago, Pixellania, before Vi-Tor's dictatorship or that everyone even knew of Viral Vi-Tor, was a land and world of peace. All Pixil beings are that of peace and happiness.... give or take some exceptions. However, things began to change, When the once benvolent Mayor, made an annoncement, that changed everything.
• A Mayor Beetle stood before many citizens.
• The Mayor: "My friends, we have faced a terriable viral drought for some time, and our pixel water is vanishing, effecting our ecomonity, and many things... but most of all, it is effecting our friends and family. But worry not, A being of incredable power, has come to offer a plan to fix and restore everything, and rid us of the drought. He said, he is an Anti-Virus program, capable of changing anything, and anyone! He has come with a company of great promice, called Omicron. My friends, i give you, the great, the benvolent, and the all-knowing, Viros Vrandas!"
• From a blast of pixels, Viral Vi-tor appeared and met with great praise and cheers!
• Viral Vi-tor: "My friends, i am an anti-viral program that'll defeat our virus problem and defeat the drought viruses. I only ask, for one thing in return. I only ask, to be rewarded, by becoming the undisputed ruler, of all of Pixellania, where i'll promise, that no harm will ever come to our way of life, EVER AGAIN!"
• Everyone cheered!
• (Narrator): "So, as promised, the drought viruses were destroyed, and pixel water had return, and for awhile, everyone lived under peace of the Omicron corproation... Until, the reknowned protactors of Pixellania, the commando beavers, discovered the organizations treachorious secrets, and exposed them to everyone of Pixellania.... Vi-tor and his corpation, suffered as a result."
• Viral Vi-tor was chained, and seen injured and scarred from torture.
• The Mayor Beetle looks at Vi-tor pissed off!
• the Mayor: "Vi-tor, i am disgusted by what i have discovered! You had betrayed everyone! I am glad the beavers discovered what you are doing! What you did cannot be forgiven! Your sentence will be, DELETION!"
• The audience roared, craving for pixel blood!
• Vi-tor: (The laser shines on him) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (He slowly disintegrates into millions of small pixels)
• (Narrator): But his deletion was not to last forever. The darkness inside of his leftover pixels turned them into a terrible pixel-manipulating substance called pixellanium. The pixellanium made the pixels unstable and destructive, and as a result, the energy pulled them back together, and Vi-tor was reborn.
• Vi-tor: (Cackles with thunder in the background) I'M BACK!!! And I feel...I feel stronger than I have ever been before. (He uses a blast of pixellanium to turn a tree into a dark menacing tree) Yes! Pixellanium! It has made me stronger than ever! (Touches the ground, and the pixellanium corrupts everything within a 1-mile radius) YES! (Cackles) Time to make all of Pixellania pay for ruining my life! (Cackles as he flies toward Pixellania)
• (Narrator): He targeted the Commando Beavers first. He used his power to corrupt them into his slaves. He wreaked chaos everywhere he went. He reformed his company, he overthrew the Mayor, and no one was ever capable of stopping him. But then came Agent Ralph.
• Agent Ralph: STAY WHERE YOU ARE, VI-TOR!!! (He appears with a few other agents)
• Vi-tor: (Chuckles) Agent Ralph! Jerkbeetle's old friend. I should've known you'd crash the party.
• Agent Ralph: In the name of Pixellania, you're under arrest.
• Viral Vi-tor: "My reasons are justifived. The reason i was making my grand plans was because i lost someone i valued very much from a file destroying virus! My plan would've and still can make Pixellania a better and virus proof place! And no one, not even you, will stand in my way!" (Uses powers to corrupt and effect the other agents, who turn into silouettes of soon-to-come Major Boss monsters, and teleport away) I turned your own friends into my most dangerious monsters ever! Now you're all alone!
• Agent Ralph: (Attacks Vi-tor, and they engage in a fight. This ultimately leads to Ralph kicking him down and restraining him with his foot) You are under arrest, sir!
• Vi-tor: (Chuckles) You poor fool! I am made of pixellanium! I am unstoppable! I'd like to see you overpower THIS! (Zaps at Ralph, but Ralph uses his HoloShield to block the attack) YOU WILL BE DEFEATED, RALPH!!!
• Agent Ralph: WE'LL SEE WHO WILL BE DEFEATED!!! (Vi-tor soon becomes too weak to continue)
• Vi-tor: Uhhhgh!
• Agent Ralph: (Takes out a vibroknife) I'm putting an end to your chaotic rule once and for all! (Soon, a mysterious butterfly-winged man appears from the shadows with a blaster in his hand) Omicron will never return! Say goodbye, Vi-tor! (Suddenly he gets blasted in the back by the butterfly man) AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
• Vi-tor: POWER!!! (Zaps Ralph with extremely powerful pixellanium) UNLIMITED POWER!!! (Ralph is soon rendered weak) (Vi-tor cackles) Nice work, James!
• James: Thank you, sir.
• Vi-tor: Well, well, well, looks like I win, Ralph! Pixellania is officially mine. Vi-tor rules, Jerkbeetle drools! (Cackles) Make sure he's never found!
• James: Yes, sir! (Takes Ralph away)
• (Narrator): "So the mysterious outlaw dropped Ralth in the great edge, where he was thought to be lost forever..... Except, all it done, was forever banishing him into a strange room, with no way to return, and trapped with familier data images of certain members of a mythical and legendary hero team who could only offer so much help in comfert. And only the aid of the players, legendary and unstoppable forces, will stop Vi-Tor and his corrupted forces truely."

Cutscene ends.

Level One: Welcome to Pixellania

(This is the level theme music.)

• Sam: Well, here we are, on the outskirts of Pixellania. So many wonderous sights to see, and yet, no sign of any danger...yet.
• Max: SAAAAMMM! (Gets stuck in a sinkhole, but Sam saves him) GOD, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED!!!
• Patrick: SpongeBob, look! (He finds a note)
• SpongeBob: Hey, a note! (Once he touches the note, Sir Hiss appears)
• Private: Hiss? What're you doing here?
• Sandy: "We included him into the game as the hints for the game."
• Icky: "Alchorse, no first time into the game is complete without pointers."
• Sir Hiss: The note you just saw will give you information on how to play the game. The environment you are in can be really twisty and turny when you look at it. That's why I shall be helping you out. Just find another one of these notes, and I will give you info on what you currently see. Like those coins over there. (Points out some gold coins with an O and a lightning bolt on them)
• Skipper: What the heck are THEY?
• Sir Hiss: They are Omicoins. If I were you, I would try collecting as many as you can. They will allow you to purchase upgrades, powerups, and other stuff. Trust me, you can't get through this without them. I should also tell you about other types. There are Big Omicoins out there that're bigger and darker than this one. They equal 10 Omicoins. And keep a close eye out for Omidollars. They're worth 100 Omicoins.
• Icky: We'll keep that in mind. Now, let's do this.
• Sir Hiss went back into his snake baskit and vanished for now.
• the gang approuch the coins and for each time they tocuh some, the go up and diappear, into a icon with the Dollar Sign on it with numbers.
• Icky: "Hey, another note next to those boxes again."
• Icky picks it up.
• Sir Hiss: I'm sure you've learned what the Omicrates and Levitocrates do, but here, they're FULL of Omicoins. Smash them with any kind of attack you want. But there are other kinds of crates out there thet you should know about. Once you see one, I will tell you about them. Good luck. (Goes back into his snake basket)
• Skipper: Full of Omicoins, huh? Well, in that case...(Smashes all the crates around him, and they get dozens of Omicoins)
• Rico: OMICOINS!!! OMICOINS!!!
• Icky: And we found ANOTHER note. (Touches it)
• Sir Hiss: See these mail boxes? (A mailbox appears, and when Icky takes a step towards it)
• Voice: CHECKPOINT!
• Sir Hiss: They are checkpoints. If you should ever be clobbered down, you will automatically be sent back here until you run out of lives. But be warned that Vi-tor has a sneaky tactic based on this.
• Private: What is it?
• Sir Hiss: I can't tell you. I'm just an informant in this game. (Goes back into his snake basket)
• Sam: Sounds like we need to stay alert for Vi-tor's 'Checkpoint' trick. Whatever it is.
• Skipper: Let's get a move on. (They run off, and they suddenly see some Omicoins in some trees)
• Icky: Uh, why are there some Omicoins in those trees?
• Max: Obviously, it means we can jump up there, and grab them.
• SpongeBob: Really? (Jumps up into the trees, and grabs the Omicoins) You're right! And what do you know, there's a trail up here with more of them. (Runs down the trail made of branches and retrieves the Omicoins, leading to a bigger one) WOW! Look at the size of this one!
• Sam: I think that's a Big Omicoins, the one Hiss said was worth 10 Omicoins.
• SpongeBob: YEAH! (Gets the Big Omicoin, and jumps down to the ground)
• the gang movesford until, two black bars appeared, looking they're about to enter an in-game cutscene.
• Then suddenly, a hopping sound is heard.
• Patrick: Hey, guys? Why is there a frog on a Pogo stick? (A frog is seen riding a Pogo Stick)
• Suddenly, a happy fly is seen buzzing around, getting the frog's attention.
• Then suddenly, the frog spat out it's flaming tounge, snaging the poor helpless fly, and swallowed him!
• The frog gave a small burp, then a few minutes of lashing out it's long tounge like a flaming whip.
• then, the game goes back to normal once the black bars go away.
• Icky: Well, let's check Sir Hiss' Notes, and find out. (Touches a note)
• Sir Hiss: Watch out for those Pogo Frogs. They were basically one of the most common citizens in Pixellania. But thanks to Vi-tor, they're tainted into servitude. However, he soon realized that all they were good for was by hoping on pogosticks and lashing their flaming hot tongues at you.
• Skipper: So you're saying we have to take down a corrupted bystander?
• Sir Hiss: Uh, yeah. It's a video game after all. You can defeat them with any move, but the best ways are to jump on their heads or deflect their flame tongues directly back to it. You might also find use with their pogosticks. You can use the pogosticks to reach higher places, or defeat enemies.
• Rico: AWESOME!!! (Uses his blaster to blast the Pogo Frog, turning it into a million pixels, leaving only his pogostick)
• Sir Hiss:...Or you can do that. Good luck. There'll be more dangerous enemies waiting for you as you progress. (Goes back into his snake basket)
• Icky: "Ya know, i like the homage to the 3rd Spy-kids movie when they had Pogo frogs."
• Skipper: Let's see what this pogo can do. (Gets on the pogostick, and bounces really high) WHOOOOOOAAAHH!! WHOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!! (This goes on for a while until the Pogo rapidly flashes) Uh...what's with the Pogo? (The Pogo disappears, and Skipper falls to the ground) OOF!!! What was that?
• Private: Sir Hiss never told us the pogosticks were temporary.
• Skipper: (Shrugs) Why does EVERYTHING in a game that's so powerful be temporary? I mean, it's as rediculous as inventing a rocket-powered kiddie ride.

Cutaway

• Child: (Riding on a rocket-powered kiddie ride shaped like a rocket) WHEEE!!! I'M FLYING!!! WHEEEEE!!! (Suddenly it stops) Wha? (Tries regaining the controls, but the screen says 'Riding Time Expired. Insert Another Quarter') WHAT?!? I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER QUAAAARRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!! (Crash)

• Man: MY CAR!!!

Later

• (A grave is seen, saying "Davis Jones, 2004-2013")

• Man: (With a scientist) You're fired!

Present

• Icky: I hate to remind you, Skipper, but didn't Phineas and Ferb invent something like that? I think you're insulting them.
• Skipper: Well, their big sister almost died because of it. Who invents a rocket-powered kiddie ride with limited control? That's just asking for a trip to the morge! It's retarded!
• Max: He does make a very good point. Nobody would want to ride it if it would ultimately kill you.
• Icky: Well, they could've put a timer on it, that would remind them to land safely.
• Skipper: What if they couldn't get down in time?
• Icky: Well, they might've installed a panic button that would land the device safely.
• Skipper: You know what? Forget that. I don't even wanna know why power-ups are temporary. I'll just face the fact that it's like that because it wouldn't be fair.
• Kowalski: Of course it wouldn't be fair! If it was, then there wouldn't be any point for having upgrades OR the blasters.
• SpongeBob: Guys? We have a villain to stop here.
• Icky: Oh, right, let's go.
• They walked for a bit, beating some more Pogo frogs, until the black bars returned.
• Their was a happy flower minding it's own business, until it gets assulted by a huge, angry looking bee, who yanks it out and rips it apart!
• Bee: "BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZZ!"
• The black bars go away, as the bee begins tofly up and down.
• Icky: "Whoa, it's the criminal cousin of the bees from the Donkey Kong Games."
• Sir Hiss: (Comes out when Icky touches a note) Those are Angry Bees you're talking about. They were once friendly creatures that were only hostile when provoked. Then Vi-tor saw them as perfect victims for corruption. The only way to beat them is with a Pogo. They can dodge blasterfire easily.
• Sandy: I'll handle it. (Takes out a Pogo, and uses it to squash the Angry Bee)
• Angry Bee: BZZZZRRRPPP!!!
• Sir Hiss: Sometimes, Angry Bees can come in a swarm, so you'll need to use the Pogo to jump on every single one of them.  Be careful. (Goes back in the basket)
• Angry Bee: BZZZZZZZ!!! (Appears with 4 more Angry Bees)
• Rico: Oh, boy.
• Patrick: (Gets out a Pogo, and uses it) WHOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Manages to jump on 3 of the Angry Bees, and falls flat on his head, and the Pogo subsides. Then the other two Angry Bees sting him in the butt) OWWW!!! (His health goes down to 80%)
• Sandy: TAKE THAT!!! (Bounces on one Angry Bee) and THAT!!! (Jumps on the other, and her Pogo subsides) WHEW!
• Patrick: What happened? Am I okay?
• Kowalski: Well, you're down to 80% health after those Angry Bees stung you, so for the time being, yes.
• Skipper: Alright, let's move. (They move on and continue for a few seconds until they come across a new type of crate)
• Icky: What the hell is that? (Gets a bit closer to it, and it turns transparent and untouchable) WHOA!!!
• Sandy: (Touches another note)
• Sir Hiss: This is a Camoucrate. You cannot destroy it up close, so you'll have to get it at a distance.
• Rico: Okay. Get back. (Icky does that, and Rico takes out the blasters, and blasts the now touchable Camoucrate into pieces, releasing 2 Big Omicoins and dozens of Omicoins) BOOM, BABY!!!
• Skipper: Aw, C'mon! I've done stealthy attacks before. I can get them. (Climbs a tree, and then dives down as quickly as he can) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (He fails to destroy a Camoucrate, and his beak gets stuck in the ground) MMPH! MPH? (Gets his beak unstuck) WHAT?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! That was the quickest move I had!
• Sir Hiss: It's a game, man. Not even your quickest moves can touch them. There's no other way to smash them besides doing it at a distance.
• Skipper: (Shrugs) Okay, fine! (Walks far enough, then quickly attacks, but fails again) UGGGHHH!!! (Walks away, then blasts it) Uhhgh! That's gonna be very annoying.
• Kowalski: Let's go. (Everyone moves off, and kill a few obstacles with their Pogos and blasters until the black lines return)
• (A butterfly flies around a spiked turtle shell while harmonic music plays until a record scratch is heard when the butterfly gets eaten by the turtle in the shell. It burps, and it walks slowly towards the players)
• Icky: (The black lines go) What the hell is that lumpy weakling? It looks like Baby Bowser.
• Skipper: Let me guess? Another baddie?
• Sir Hiss: (When Kowalski touches another note) Those are Spikey Turtles. Their shells protect them from blasterfire AND your own attacks. The only way to beat him is to crush the shell with a Pogo or shoot it in the head when it pops out.
• Rico: DIE!!! (Punches the Spikey Turtle, but he soon realizes he's punched a spike) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!! (His health goes to 90%) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! (Sucks on his bleeding wing)
• Spikey Turtle: (Chuckles)
• Sam: I'll handle this. (Blasts at it's head, and it dies)
• Sir Hiss: See? Be careful once you cross these guys. (Goes back in the basket)
• The gang walked abit more, beaten some more Pogo Frogs, Spiked Turtles and Angry Bees, until they approuched a seemingly abandon trolly briage.
• Icky: "Ok, time to get go-"
• A gate blocks Icky!
• Icky: "THE JUNKAPUS?!"
• Black Bars appear.
• ???: Hello there, dudes! (Miguel and Tulio appear)
• Icky: Miguel? Tulio? What're YOU guys doing here?
• Tulio: We own this bridge. Bought it for a VERY cheap price. Just like we bought a whole lot of other bridges around here.
• Miguel: We'll let you cross, but it will cost you.
• Skipper: COST US?!?
• Rico: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
• Tulio: Yes, I'm serious. We're just making a living here. So, do you have 50 Omicoins or what?
• Private: (Looks up and sees that they have just 48 Omicoins) No.
• Miguel: No money, no entry!
• Icky: If I wasn't such a peaceful bird, I'D WALLOP YOU AND JUST CROSS IT!!! (Calms down.) Ok, did we miss any boxes or something?"
• Patrick: You mean like this one? (Smashes the Omicrate, and they gain 57 Omicoins) Is this enough for you, duds? Take it or leave it!
• Tulio: Go right ahead! (Opens the gate, and the black bars disappear)
• Icky: Who's dumbass idea was it to get these gamblers to CHARGE us for crossing a lousy bridge?
• Sandy: You callin' me a dumbass?
• Icky: Uh...no. (Sandy punches him to a tree) AAHHH!!! Get me outta here!
• Sandy: Who's the dumbass now?
• Icky: Okay, sorry! (Sandy punches Icky out of the tree, but a log is still stuck on his neck) Now look what you've done! How're ya' gonna fix this?
• Sandy: Simple. (Rips the log off of his neck)
• Icky: AAAA-HA-HA!!! Not so close next time!
• Sandy: The next time ya' call me a dumbass, I'll rip off all yer' feathers, and sell 'em to Icarus.
• Icky: That is just the lamest threat I've ever heard.
• Sandy: Well, it's better than what you said to the guys back there.
• Icky: Yeah, whatever. (Suddenly, the black bars appear again) Now what?
• Patrick: Uh, guys? (They all see a well-armed beaver marching in guard position. He faces 10 decoys of the players made out of wood)
• Beaver: EAT LEAD, MAGGOTS!!! (Shoots down all the decoys, and the one of Icky still stands spinning around. Icky watches nervously as it falls to the ground. The beaver then blows the smoke off of his gun) No one shall pass me!
• Icky: (Still nervous, reaches his wing to a note, and Sir Hiss appears again)
• Sir Hiss: This guy is somebody you shouldn't underestimate. He's a Commando Beaver. They used to be the steadfast protectors of Pixellania. They basically busted Vi-tor before. And as punishment, Vi-tor corrupted them into servitude. Don't turn your back on this guy, or you'll be as dead as a doornail. (Goes back in the basket)
• Sam: "Seesh, it's like Rambo meets those annoying beavers from the Donkey Kong games."
• Commando Beaver: HALT! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!!!
• Skipper:...(Blasts the beaver down)
• Commando Beaver: UURRH!! (Falls dead, and depixellates)
• Skipper: That'll teach you to mess with us. Let's roll! (The team heads off, and continues fighting through, collecting Omicoins, then they come across another checkpoint mailbox)
• Icky: Whew! Thank God, another checkpoint! (Heads up to the mailbox until it comes alive, and chomps at him, causing him to squeal like a girl, and hop onto Sandy like Scooby-Doo)
• Sandy: Get off of me! (Drops Icky)
• Icky: What the butt-sauce was THAT, Sir Hiss? (Touches a note, and he comes up)
• Sir Hiss: It's Vi-tor's checkpoint trick I told you about. They're Monster Mail Boxes. They used to be just regular mail-boxes until Vi-tor turned then into monsters with his powers. It takes the smartest people to know they're there. So watch out for their pointy teeth. (Goes in the basket)
• Skipper: Thanks for the reminder. Of course, you could've said that earlier! (Blasts the Monster Mail Box to pixels)
• Icky: "Aw thank blob!"
• Sam: "(Snickers) You screamed like a girl."
• Icky: Oh, shut up.
• Patrick: Check it out, a new crate. (An armour-plated crate is seen)
• Icky: (Touches another note)
• Sir Hiss: That crate is called a Placocrate. This badboy is extremely hard to smash because it contains much more Omicoins than the Omicrates. These crates cannot be broken by your physical attacks or your blaster or your Pogo. See if you can find a strong enough attack to smash it.
• Patrick: CANNONBALL!!! (Jumps in the air, and crushes the Placocrate, releasing hundreds of Omicoins) WHOO!!!
• Sir Hiss: That works. And those crates over there are Metallicrates. (Behind Patrick they see a few Omicrates surrounded by crates made completely of metal) They cannot be smashed even by him. They are basically used for platforming and other stuff. But be careful when you try and smash the Omicrates trapped between them with your physical moves. They will REALLY do a number on your fists. (Goes back in the basket)
• Sandy: (Blasts the Omicrates with her blaster, and the Metallicrates stack onto each other. Above them they see a bunch of dollar stacks)
• Max: WHOA!!! OMIDOLLARS!!! (Jumps on top of the Metallicrates, jumps and grabs them)
• Sam: Is it just me, or are we making more money than ever? (They have 1000 Omicoins)
• Private: Wow! At this rate, we'll be able to buy some upgrades for the Blaster at the Hub Lair.
• Rico: YAY!!! (The group continues until black bars appear, and the group suddenly gets surrounded by dozens of Commando Beavers after they hop around quickly like the Penguins)
• Commando Beaver Leader: This is a restricted area.
• Private: YIKES!!! More of those Commando Beavers!
• Commando Beaver Leader: Initiate the Hyperbarrier! (A Commando Beaver Soldier throws a small device into a small spot)
• Rico: What the--? (Suddenly, the device glows, and the group gets surrounded by a huge energetic circular barrier)
• Icky: HOLY COW!!!
• Skipper: What gives?
• Commando Beaver Leader: Those caught entering restricted military grounds will be arrested and taken into custody by order of Vi-tor. Surrender, or we will be forced to act with extreme prejudice!
• Sir Hiss: (Icky touches a note) Sounds like you have entered restricted grounds. There are thousands of them scattered around Pixellania. If you should enter them, you will be forced to fight your way through endless enemies until you disable the Hyperbarrier. So all you need to do is destroy the Hyperbarrier Generator.
• Skipper: Are you serious?
• Sir Hiss: Duh, of course I'm serious! When have I ever NOT been serious?
• Commando Beaver Soldier: I will not say it again, you are under arrest! (All the Commando Beavers take out their guns)
• Sir Hiss:...Well...good luck. (Goes back in the basket)
• SpongeBob: Well, looks like we have a generator to destroy. (The group gets into combat stance)
• The Commando Beavers charge!
• Icky puts on a spike helmet!
• Icky: "YA-DADA-DUH-DA!"
• Icky charges head first, and smacks a huge majority of Commando Beavers!
• Commando Beaver: "Hey, can he do that? Can he get outside stuff not in the game and use them to his advantage?"
• Commando Beaver #2: "Tecnecly, he can. It's part of his moveset."
• Commando Beaver #3: But what about other firearms and explosives? Vi-tor said that the crazy penguin carries a bazooka in his stomach. 
• Commando Beaver #2: Those are an exception. That would technically be cheating.
• Rico: "AH WHAT?!"
• Kowalski: Sorry, Rico, but it's true. Do you actually think it would be fair if you could just destroy the generator with your bazooka? (Punches a Commando Beaver down)
• SpongeBob: (Blasts at the Generator, but then it stops)...Out of ammo!
• Sandy: (Her blaster runs out of ammo as well) Mine, too.
• Icky: Hey, look. A few boxes are appearing. (Touches a note, and Sir Hiss appears again)
• Sir Hiss: These crates will help you when you need it. This is an Aspricrate. They contain nanomedicine, which will restore your health when you're low. This one is a Dynacrate. They give you multiple power-ups which will help you. And this is an Ammocrate. It contains extra ammo for your weapons. If you should ever pick up a power-up, then I will explain it to you. Now back to fighting. (Goes back into the basket)
• Skipper: Excellent! (Smashes an Aspricrate, and his 75% health goes back up to 100%)
• Sandy: (Smashes an Ammocrate, and replenishes her ammo supply) Great! (Continues firing her blaster, taking down multiple Commando Beavers)
• Icky: (Smashes a Dynacrate, and sees a needle containing a green substance) Whoa! A needle? (Touches it, and soon he and the rest of the team glows in green energy)
• Sir Hiss: That was an Adrenalinoid. It makes your team invulnerable for a limited time. (Goes back in the basket)
• Icky: Invulnerable, huh? YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Charges towards a heavily armed Commando Beaver, who fires his chaingun at him, and the bullets have no effect on Icky)
• Commando Beaver: Oh, shit! (Icky kicks the Beaver in the butt) DOOOOOHHHH!!! RIGHT IN THE ROUND TABLES!!!
• SpongeBob: (He, Rico, Sam, and Max blast at the generator, depleting it to only 10% health, but before they can continue, they all run out of ammo again) MORE AMMO!
• More of those Ammo crates appear!
• SpongeBob: (Uses his stretchy arms to destroy the Ammocrates, and they regain their ammo) Oh, yeah! (They continue blasting the generator until their invulnerability subsides) Oops, time's up.
• Commando Beaver: Good! (Kicks Icky in the butt hard)
• Icky: DOOH!!! (His health goes down to 95%) That'll be red in the morning!
• Max: DIE, GENERATOR!!! (Delivers the final blow to the generator with his blaster, and the generator blows up, and the barrier wears off)
• Commando Beaver Leader: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! (The Commando Beavers run away)
• Icky: HEY, DOUCHES?!? WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK OVER HERE AND PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!!! (Laughs) That's right. You're scaredy beavers! They'll think twice before messing with us.
• Sandy: "Man that was extreme. Now let's move on out."
• The gang move along, beating a few Pogo Frogs, some Angry Bees, give or take a Spike Turtle.
• Eventally, they came a cross a huge chasm, as black bars appear.
• Icky: Yikeski! How're we all supposed to get across THAT?!?
• Suddenly, appearing from the sky, is the video game Gilda!
• Gilda: You guys need a lift?
• SpongeBob: Gilda? Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! (Gilda grabs him, and flies across the chasm until they reach the end) That was easy!
• Icky: (Flies across the chasm) Yeah, for you.

A few minutes later...

• Max: Thanks for the ride, Gilly.
• Gilda: PLEASE don't call me that.
• Gilda leaves.
• Icky: "Ya got to love character convinences."
• The gang moves on.
• they beaten a few Pogo Frogs and other eneimes when suddenly, a pafific area is seen.
• Icky: "Hey, it looks like one of those shooting ranages in the sky."
• Black Bars appear.
• ???: "Hold it right there, simpletons!?"

(This will be the mini boss intro theme)

• Suddenly, a siloette of a Human with butterfly wings appeared.
• Icky: Who the hell are you?
• Butterfly Man: I am James Butterfly!
• Icky: (Gets a better look at him) Whoa! What's his deal? Did James from Team Rocket bang a butterfly, or something? (The group laughs)
• James: Ugh! That is gross! Although yes, my mother was a butterfly. (The group laughs harder)
• Max: Yeesh, talk about hybrids, this guy takes it to a whole new level! (The group continues laughing)
• James: I'll make you eat those words, rabbit! (Takes out a rocket launcher)
• Skipper: SHIT NUGGETS, HE HAS A GODDAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!
• Voice: "MINI BOSS BATTLE!"

(Mini Boss Battle Theme.)

• Icky: "A mini boss?  Sandy, please tell me this is one of those games that ACTSELLY show the health meter or health bar of bosses?"
• Sandy: (A health bar appears above James)...Yup.
• Skipper: Well, good enough for me, LET'S KILL THIS SON OF A F*****G BUTTERFLY!!! 
• James: "MINIONS ATTACK!"
• Commando Beavers, Spikey Turtles, and Pogo Frogs appear.
• (To be added by Msm)
• James: "D'oh, never send the cannon fodder to do a warrior's work!
• (James launches a rocket)
• Skipper: MISSLE! INCOMING!! (Everybody ducks as the rocket misses them, goes into the forest and BOOM!)
• Guy: MY CAR!!!
• Girl: AARRRGGGHHH!!! MY SON IS DEAD!!!
• Rico:...(Laughs mockingly at James)
• Skipper: Rico, he just killed a child! Is that REALLY a laughing matter?
• Rico: Uh...nu-uh?
• Icky: "Don't worry, tecnecally, these are video game characters remember? They die all the time and turn up ok in the end."
• Girl: "Oh wait, never mind, My son respawned."
• Guy: "So did my car."
• Icky: "See? Though in future reference let's be careful when dealing with rocket toneing baddies in the future."
• James: DIE!!! (Launches another rocket, but Sandy uses her blaster to blow the rocket up)
• Icky: Whoa, the graphics are epic!
• Sam: Let's just take him down! (Blasts, and James takes a hit, going down to 90% health)
• James: OW!!! Watch it! You'll damage my beautiful wings! (Covers his mouth)
• Icky:...(Chuckles) You just gave out your one weakness!
• James: Oh, whatever! Like you'll be able to get a shot at them.
• Rico: Oh, really? (Blasts crazily trying to aim for James' wings, but he dodges the blasts long enough for the blaster to run out of ammo) Darn it!
• Icky: "Isn't there another, almost game breaking way in beating this guy, like, a super tolken or something?" (A token suddenly appears with Lord Shen's face on it) Uh...what is that? (Touches a note)
• Sir Hiss: That is a token that can only be found in boss battles. This one is an attack token. There are other kinds of tokens as well as various types of attack tokens. There are defense tokens, and there are also healing tokens. They will help you when you need them. Just grab them, and see what they do. (Goes back in the basket)
• Icky:...Okay, I will. (Touches the token, and Lord Shen appears)
• Lord Shen: Surprise! (Takes out one of his cannons)
• James:...Crapski! (Lord Shen fires the cannon, and James gets knocked into 20% health, and Lord Shen disappears)
• Sam and Max: Awesome!
• James: You think you've won? I'm still standing! (Takes out his rocket launcher) I'm gonna blast you all into--(Sam and Max blast him into defeat together) D'OH!!! (Black bars appear, and James gets knocked to the ground)...OWCH!!!
• Boss Defeat Cutscene begins.
• James struggles to get up, holding up a zapper gun.
• James: "You think you won? It ain't over, until the fat lady sings."
• Sandy: "How's about when the squirls kicks him in the face and send him flying?"
• James: "Sorry, but i don't believe i am familier with that express-"
• Sandy kicks him, sending him flying and screaming into the sky, and far away from the gang.
• Sandy: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
• Icky: YEAH!!! (Rasberries) I sure hope that's the only time we have to deal with HIM!
• Patrick: Guys! There's an object appearing. (A shiny hunk of junk appears)
• Icky:...A piece of garbage? Really? Okay, THIS I need to understand. (Touches another note)
• Sir Hiss: This 'piece of garbage' is Scrap Metal. It is the most important item in the game. You'll need to collect these and bring them to Dr. Cockroach over there so you can enter the next level. So go right ahead! (Goes back into the basket)
• Icky: "Ok then. I could've gone for a golden puzzle piece, or a piece of the tri-force... or stars with eyeballs..... But...... A piece of junk, that's..... That's good too.... Right?"
• Kowalski: That was MY idea, FYI!
• Icky: Well, no effense, but it totally sucks.
• Kowalski: LOOK, RAGGIDY ANN!!!
• Icky: (Screams like a female again) THEY F*****G SCARE ME!!!...
• Kowalski: (Laughs) Classic!
• Icky: You know, you'd be f****n dead in a few seconds if I didn't value my own membership! (Grabs the Scrap Metal, and awesome music plays, and the Scrap Metal spins in the air, and disappears)...Wow! What a dramatic way to pick up an item.
• Skipper: Alright, let's go get Dr. Cockroach. (They run up to him, and show him the scrap metal)
• Dr. Cockroach: OH, GOD, YES!!! You finally found that missing piece for my teleporter! Now I can complete it! (Finishes the teleportation device) Ha-HAH! Now I can go apply for an internship at that research lab! (Goes through the teleporter)
• The gang go in too!
• VICTORY MUSIC IS HEARD AS THE RESULTS SCREEN IS SHOWN!

This is the victory music:

They enter the research lab as a new theme plays (which is the song below.)

• Dr. Cockarouch and the gang appeared.
• Dr. Cockaroach: "Thank you for the assisence friends. Now, i'll apply for a job here and show my genius to all of Pixellania."
• Dr. Cockarouch walked away.
• Icky: "Why do i have a bad feeling about this?"
• Dr. Cockaroach approuched a silluette stranger.
• Dr. Cockaroach: "Exquse me, i would like to apply for a job here."
• The stranger reveils himself to be Mayor Jerkbeatle!
• Mayor Jerkbeatle: "(Evil laughs), Why yes! You can apply as another one OF OUR TORTURE VICTIMS?!"
• Suddenly, a robot claw grabs Dr. Cockaroach, as it disappears into the darkness of an endless celing!
• Mayor Jerkbeatle laughs as he vanishes into the shadows!
• Icky:...What the f*** is wrong with the people here?
• Agent Ralph: (On a walkie-talkie) I told you, they went crazy since Vi-tor took over. You are now in one of Omicron's research facilities. And may I remind you that the people here are freakin' psychoes?
• Skipper: EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS A FREAKIN' PSYCHO!!!
• Agent Ralph: Exactly! Now you'd better find a way out of there alive.
• Private: Shouldn't we at least save Dr. Cockroach on the way?
• Skipper: I'm sure he'll be fine. He may be a mad scientist, but he isn't stupid.
• Private: Still, I think we should save him. I think he is impourent for progression after all.
• Agent Ralph: "Yes he's impourent! You won't be able to progress into later levels without him!"
• Skipper: (Sighs) Fine, we'll save him!

Cutscene ends.

Level 2: Resreach Lab.

• As the gang began to move, Angry Bees appeared with one or two Commando Beavers but were quickly dispatched!
• Icky: "Say, don't games have a tendingcy to throw a new enemy at you as you progress into the game?"
• Kolwalski: "Why yes, it's so it won't eventally get repetitive fighting the same enemies over and over and over again, but before then, it's mostly just Angry Bees and Commando Beavers."
• Sandy: HAI-YAH! (Kicks a Commando Beaver to a wall where it depixellates) (Suddenly black bars appear)
• Mad Scientist: At long last! My new Xenoblaster is finally completed! (Tests it out, but it blows up in his face)...Ow!
• Icky: (Scoffs, and laughs) Better luck next time, Edison! (Laughs)
• Mad Scientist: INTRUDERS!!! (Takes out a machine gun blaster, and an energy shield surrounds him)
• Icky:...Me and my big beak.
• gameplay returns.
• Sam: "Someone grab a Hiss note and fast before he reloads!"
• Sir Hiss: (Icky does just that, and Sir Hiss appears) These are one of Vi-tor's mad scientists who went mad for...you know. They carry plasma machine guns, and have an energy shield that can be disabled with a few blasts. Much like a droideka. The best way to take down the shield without using up all your ammo is to work together like Shifu taught you. Good luck (Goes back in basket)
• Sam: In that case, let's take this guy out. (The Mad Scientist fires his machine gun blaster at them, and they all duck for cover)
• Icky: "YOUR GOING DOWN YOU NEAR RIP-OFF OF THE MAD SCIENCETIST FROM ROBOT CHICKEN!" (Everyone fires their blasters, disabling the shield)
• Mad Scientist:...Uh-oh! (They fire at him again, and he Wilhelm screams, and depixellates)
• Icky: YEAH! IN YOUR FACE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE!!! (Rasberries) I spit in your direction, you freakin' freak-show!
• Kowalski: Let's just go. We have to save Dr. Cockroach from certain doom. (They move along, and encounter a mailbox) Uh-oh...(Tiptoes towards the mailbox, and...)
• Voice: CHECKPOINT!
• Kowalski: Whew! That was close! (They continue their journey, and gain a couple more Omicoins until the black bars appear again, as well as a Robot Crocodile)
• Patrick: OOH, a toy alligator! I love toys! (Runs over to it, and winds it up, and it actually attacks him) AOOOOWWWW!!! (Health goes down to 80%)
• SpongeBob: PATRICK!!! (Blasts the Robocroc to pieces)
• Patrick: Holy barnacles, that toy just attacked me!
• Icky: Yeesh, talk about a choking hazard. (Comedy upbeat is heard)...
• Skipper; Hold it! We're not through yet. (More Robocrocs appear)
• Robocroc: Nom nom nom nom nom nom!
• Private: YAAAHH!!!
• Icky: "Whoa, i'm getting a weird Donkey Kong 64 vibe from those guys."
• Sir Hiss: (Sandy touches another note) These are Robocrocs. Vi-tor fancied the idea to create robot enforcers running around the world of Pixellania. These are one of the more earlier models. Vi-tor intends to improve on the technology of his machince forces soon enough. Because of their basic nature, Vi-tor wants to entrust his more important locations to stronger forces. The only way to take down these guys is with your blasters. They are made of uranium, which can seriously hurt if you punched them. Good luck. (Goes back into the basket)
• SpongeBob: You know, I was always scared of robots since I saw that robot movie, but after defeating a horde of crazed robots in one of my video games, I feel like whooping their asses like a naughty child! (Blasts one of the Robocrocs) TAKE THAT!!! (Blasts another Robocroc) AND THIS! (Blasts another) AND THAT! AND THIS, AND THAT, THAT, THIS, THAT, THIS, THAT, THIS, THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!
• Patrick: "Take it easy, they're video game characters, remember?"
• SpongeBob: Well, at least the contraptions are taken care of. Let's go find Dr. Cockroach. (they move on until they come across a red and yellow crate with the word 'TNT' on it)
• Icky: Hey, check it out, a new crate. (Touches another note)
• Sir Hiss: This is not just any crate. It's a TNT crate. They're full of explosives, and will detonate in 3 seconds when touched. They will deal a GREAT amount of damage to anything within it's blast radius. They can make great weapons against enemies, but be quick. (Goes back in the basket)
• Max: Well, if we just be careful with this thing, then--
• Patrick: AWESOME!!! I'll get to use this against enemies! (Picks up the TNT crate, and it begins to countdown)
• SpongeBob: PAT, NO!!! (The crate explodes)
• Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAOOOOWW!!! (His health goes to 05%)
• Skipper: Oh, nice going, jackass! You just wasted a boatload of your health!
• Icky: "(Laughs), yeah, you don't see me being that stupid! (Icky unknowingly leans against a TNT crate.) I mean, what moron would be stupid enough to be near those death boxes? I mean, seriousl-" *BOOM* ARRRGGGHHHH!!! (His health goes to 20%)...Owch! (Everyone laughs) Okay, if I might, I think we should get moving. We have a snake-thing to stop here. (Everyone moves out)
• The gang moves forword until the black bars appear again.
• They see B.O.B. in a contantment with 2 Mad Sciencetists with clipboards.
• Mad Sciencetist 1: "We need to run more tests! The industructable nature of this abomination will favor Vi-Tor's forces greatly... Even if he's about as bright as a Pogo Frog."
• Mad Sciencetist 2: "(Laughs), Old chap, even a Pogo Frog would be smarter then this blob."
• The Mad Sciencetists laughed.
• B.O.B.: "Hey, the beetle guy said there's gonna be candy and ice cream here, so, where is it?"
• Mad Scientist 1: Oh, there's candy here alright. Candy IN HELL!!! (Zaps B.O.B, and the scientists laugh menacingly)
• Icky: I don't think so! (Pulls the plug on the machine)
• Mad Scientist 2:...What?!? What're you doing here?
• Mad Scientist 1: Let's just activate the intruder defense system. (They do that, and little holes open up in the walls, and small floating robotic balls appear, and glow in electricity) ATTACK!
• Private: Oh, dear! (Black bars disappear)
• Sir Hiss: (Icky touches another note) Watch out for those floating balls over there. They're Security Probes, created to destroy intruders. They are quick and accurate machines that even YOU can't dodge or block. The only way to deal with them is with a blaster. Good luck. (Goes back into the basket).
• Icky: "Probes..... If i hated them in Banjo Tooie, i am REALLY GONNA HATE THEM HERE?!" (Blasts the Probes into pieces) THERE!!!
• Mad Scientists: Let's blast their heads off! (Energy shields are put up, and they start blasting at the group)
• B.O.B: I hope Hell's candy and ice cream tastes good. Not like...BLECH...carrots!
• Sandy: (The group each aim their blasters at both of the Mad Scientists, disabling their energy shields. Then 5 of them blast at both Mad Scientists, depixellating them)...That's for messin' with Texas!
• B.O.B: (The group frees him) Thanks for your help, guys! I owe you one! In fact, to repay you, I'll help you get right up there! (They see a platform high above them where they can't reach due to the elevator being out of order)
• Icky: Oh, puh-LEASE! I won't need that. (Flies up to the top)...On the other hand, you guys will have to follow his advice because I'm clearly not as strong as Gilda.
• B.O.B: (Shapeshifts into a trampoline) There you go. Good luck on saving my best bud, Cockroach.
• Kowalski:...Thanks for this, B.O.B.
• Skipper: (The Penguins jump up to the top using B.O.B)
• Patrick: YAY! A TRAMPOLINE!!! (Jumps onto B.O.B, and springs up to the top) WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
• SpongeBob: I'M WITH YA', BUDDY! KRABBY PUFFERBALL!!! (Jumps on B.O.B, and goes all the way to the top)
• Sandy: YEEEEEE-HAH! (Jumps to the top)
• Sam: Let's get moving, Max! B.O.B may probably be serving as the game's trampolines.
• Max: I wouldn't be so sure of that. There's a lot of stuff that you can use as a trampoline besides B.O.B.
• Sam: That is a good point, but he's nice enough to help us, so let's get moving. (They both reach the top)
• Rico: (Blasts a target with the blaster, and a holographic bridge appears)
• Kowalski: A hologram bridge! Kind of nifty, eh'?
• Skipper: Dandy. (They cross the bridge)
• Patrick: It's almost like we're flying.
• A swarm of Angry bees appeared!
• Icky: "Aw, these jerks again? I mean, what the heck are they so angry about?"
• suddenly, the game began to glitch up.
• The gang: "Huh?"
• Glitch up words are heard.
• Icky: "Just so we're clear, I CALLED IT!"
• Kolwalski: "What do you mean?!"
• Icky: "Your inventions always crap out on us?! clearly, it crapped out on us and it started to glitch!"
• ???: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S MORE THEN THAT, SUCKERS!?"
• Icky: "Aw dang, don't tell me it's-"
• Suddenly, they're sucked into a viral portal!

outside the game.

• Gilda: "WHOA?! WHAT THE JUNK HAPPEN?!"
• Shifu: "I don't think i like what's going on."

Chapter 3: Team Nefarious savitosh.

• The gang slam into a computerised floor!
• Suddenly, Dr. Nefarious's face appeared on screen.
• Dr. Nefarious: "Hello, Louger poopy heads! Guess what?! I gave your little gaming system a virus that messes up your previous video game, and made that you can ACTSELLY DIE FROM THIS?! And to up the antie, you get to fight this, "Viral Vi-tor" ALOT SOONER THEN planned! And giving the fact that you didn't get the chance to level up, you will most likely lose! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! That's all for now."
• the screen turned off.
• Sandy: "Dang nabbit ya crazy andriod! We can't seem to have any fun withouy spoiling it?!"
• ???: "(Mysterious evil laughter)"
• Viral Vi-tor appeared.
• Viral Vi-Tor: "(Glitched up voice): You surpass many of my m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-minions, and discovered my e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-evil plans, and my ori0g0g0g00g0g0g0g0g0g0g00gins from my father?!"
• Icky: "We didn't?! Ne-dork-ious bugged the game!"
• Viral Vi-tor: "He-eh-eh-eh-hey! I wasn't (glitched) SEEMAOJGHJKDHDJKLSDGHJFHSDFGASDGJKDSJDGHDHJDSSDSDJKSDGSDDGSJDSHJFDDJ.EXE!?"
• Icky: "And Dorkatron messed with the programing."
• Viral Vi-tor: "PINGASPINGASPINGASPINGASPINGAS?!"
• Sam: "Always hated that word."

Chapter 4: Vi-Tor round 1.

Vi-tor's health bar appears.

Sonic Adventure "Open your Heart" Music

the theme for the final boss.

• Vi-tor: "PREPARE TO (GLITCH) SLENDERMAN?!"
• Sandy: "No! We're not ready! We didn't even met your pa yet or done anything else?!"
• Spongebob: "You need to listen Vi-tor, we're not ready yet?!"
• Vi-tor: "ZIPPY-DO-DA ZIPPITY YAY! MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY?!"
• Max: "He's too glicthy to listen!?"
• Kowalski: (Sighs) Well, I guess we have no choice. I'll just reveal his origins after we beat the crap out of him. (Suddenly, more weapons appear, each for every one of the players) Wow! We even got the powerups we were supposed to get later.
• Max: More powerups?
• Kowalski: Well, we've got no time to learn how to use them. We'll have to figure it out on our own.
• Vi-tor: Let's da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dance!!!
• ???: (Cackles) I hope you digitized squishies can handle being wiped out forever by my Nefarivirus. I infected the game with it before you got the chance to play it.
• Sandy: (Shrugs) Why, Nefarious? Can't you see we're in the middle of a game right now?
• Dr. Nefarious: (Cackles) I know, furball! I've been in many kinds of video games myself, you know. Which has inspired me to use this game to wipes you squishies off forever using Vi-tor! I knew my Nefarivirus would allow me to control this game, but I didn't expect it to be THIS easy.
• Lawrence: Very good, sir. I would've gone with mind-controlling Vi-tor, gaining his power, and killing them until their lives ran out.
• Dr. Nefarious: OOH, I like the way you think, Lawrence! I'll do that!
• Skipper: GREAT SCOTTISH MEATBALLS!!! HE'S GONNA--
• Vi-tor: (Nefarious mind-controls Vi-tor) Wha-wha-what's going o-o-o-o-on he-- GHANGJAMFNFJKLHJKAFWKFAKJOPNCHENDKGITNSBSMZORINWODF!!!...(Cackles when Nefarious takes him over)
• Dr. Nefarious: Looks like we may be due for a big old storm of depixellation, as he might call it. (Cackles, gets on top of a pillar, surrounds himself with a shield, and the entire group is surrounded by a circular high-tech room)
• Private: Uh, if we're now in the final boss battle...does that mean...
• Kowalski: Yes, Private. We'll have to take him down even when our health hasn't been upgraded enough for us to do that.
• Skipper: CURSE YOU, DR. NEFARIOUS!!!!!!
• SpongeBob: We'll never survive this boss battle!
• Kowalski: We have to try! It's the only way to finish the game, and get us back to the real world.
• Patrick: MOMMY!!!
• Nefarious: Time to die, squishies! (Cackles)
• Vi-Tor, under Nefarious' control, begins to attack!
• Nefarious: GET THEM!!! (Enemies new and old begin to attack)
• Rico: (Mumbles, and launches one of the new guns, which fires an electronic beam at one of the stronger targets, depixellating it)...Wow!
• Kowalski: I wonder what this belt can do. (Presses the button, and everything goes in slow motion. With this, Kowalski manages to dodge one of Nefarious' attacks accurately, and time goes back to normal)...Wow! A device that slows down time! AWESOME!!!
• The glicthing area begins to glicth even more as the weapons are used.
• Icky: "What's going on?!"
• Max: "Our stuff has a bad effect on the game!"
• Sandy: "That dang virus made a mess of things! Attcking with our advance weapons is hurting the game and it's fragle system!"
• Dr. Nefarious: You see? I have the upper hand! Some of Vi-tor's attacks are too fast for you to dodge, so you'll need that time device to slow it down! BUT YOU CAN'T FUCKING USE IT!!! (Laughs)
• Icky: We'll see about that, metal-pants! (Takes an attack token with the Mane 6's faces on it, and they actually appear)
• Twilight: Let's show him what friendship can do! (They shine the Elements toward Nefarious, but the shield blocks it, and the Mane 6 disappear)
• Icky: WHAT?!?
• Dr. Nefarious: Thanks for the force field, Kowalski! I owe you one! (Cackles)
• Skipper: When we get out of this, Kowalski, I'm gonna give you a good fish-slapping!
• Kowalski: Not to worry, we can disable the shield. We just need to find the shield generators. And they're located somewhere in this area.
• Dr. Nefarious: I don't think so! (Radiates the floor below the players)
• Kowalski: EVERYBODY, JUMP!!! (They do that, and make it out in time before the ground bursts in energy)
• Max: Wow, that would've fried us quick.
• Skipper: QUICK! GET THOSE SHIELD GENERATORS!!! (Rico babbles, and uses a large bizarre bazooka to blast one of them with it's remote-controlled missiles)
• Rico: YEAH!!!
• Kowalski: I prefer we not use the powerups because they seem to make the Nefarivirus unstable and dangerously strong.
• Rico: Eh, to heck with it! (Uses the Homuzooka to blast down the other 3 Shield Generators, disabling Dr. Nefarious' shield)
• Dr. Nefarious: NO! MY SHIELD!!!
• Sandy: Hmm, the virus doesn't seem to be getting stronger. Maybe if we don't rapidly use the powerups, and only use them once in a while, we may be able to use them without glitching the game up.
• Private: Yay! At least we're winning.
• Dr. Nefarious: Oh, yeah? (Teleports to the ground, and makes the ground radiate again)
• Kowalski: JUMP! (They all jump, then they appear to be double jumping) WHOOOAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! (Lands on his head) D'OH!...(Dizzy as Jiggli flip around his head)...Uh...the average speed of light is 299,792,458 miles per second!...(Faints)
• Sandy: Kowalski, get up!
• Kowalski: Sorry, I was just astounded by our new ability to double jump.
• SpongeBob: Double jump?
• Sandy: It's a custom ability for a video game character to jump again while in the air to add more jumping height. Must be those Turboboots. (Shows the Turboboots on her feet)
• Kowalski: (Sees the Turboboots on his feet, too) Yeah, that's about it. Yet, they are invisible because of video game logic!
• Dr. Nerfarious: "Troublesom twits?! No matter! This will still be the day your luck runs out?! Wanna know how i even came across the Nefarivirus?"
• Icky: "Well, since your a mad genius dick-hole, it's safe to assume you made it."
• Dr. Nerfarious: "Actselly, your both correct, AND WRONG IN THE SAME TIME?! Remember that Qui Program mess in that robotic dinosaur park? Well, i had a chat with Miss Darkness Qui about that, and she was generious enough to give me a virus simular to her persona virus, oh which i had named, THE NEFAIVIRUS?! I also gave it some modifications to have a resembleence of yours truely."
• Skipper: "Qui gotten herself another of those viruses!?"
• Kolwalski: "Aren't you afraid this virus will double-cross you two?!"
• Dr. Nerfarious: "She ensured the virus won't be smart enough for that, but still powerful enough to surpass, even the Dragon Temple's security systems, (laughs), it helps more none of the Anti-viruses programs of the Alternate Universes are not installed into your computer systems!"
• Icky: "Seriously?! Gah?! We have got to convince the Alternate Universe Goverment to open a trade with their tec, ESPICALLY ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAMS SO THIS KIND OF SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN?!"
• Nefarious: Anyway, back to the fight! (Teleports to the ground, and radiates the ground again, and the group dodges it again)
• Skipper: EAT MY BOMBS, NEFARIOUS, BECAUSE THEY'RE SO 'BOOMING' GOOD!!! (Uses the Bombzooka to launch two bombs at Nefarious, draining his 10000 health to 9682, and Nefarious teleports to the top of the pillar again)
• Nefarious: OW! And seriously, is that pun supposed to be funny? I SAY IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF--(Freezes up again, and 'This Strange World' from the MLP movie is played)
• Dr. Doofenschmirtz: Sometimes, I like it when he does that..... But did we have to use a reference to that MLP movie where that purple unicorn becomes a-
• Lawrence: Hold that thought, Heinz. (Smacks Nefarious)
• Nefarious: --BUTTBURGER!!!
• Private: (Laughs) Buttburger! (Laughs hysterically)
• Icky: I could've come up with a better pun than that. Like...i don't know... Spaghetti and Balls.
• Private: (Laughs harder)
• Nefarious: Well, you squishies won't be laughing for long! (Uses his long scorpion-like tail to lash out at the group while they use the Chronostopper to dodge it)
• Kowalski:...(Light bulb)...(In slow motion) Hit the tail!
• Skipper: (In slow motion) On it! (They smack Nefarious' tail, draining his health to 9124, and time goes back to normal)
• Nefarious: Is it me, or did I just get hurt? Well, it's obviously because I'm exposing myself from my force field! So if I just stay still, they can't possibly--(Suddenly, the group has already destroyed the 4 shield generators again, and his shield goes down)...get me.
• Kowalski: Eat our trusty Laser Whip, Nefarious! (Takes out an energy whip, and uses it to lash at Nefarious, draining his health to 8426)
• Nefarious: OWCH!!! And I thought the Plasma Whip in MY world hurt this much. Well, two can play at that game! (Fires red lasers from his hands, and spreads them left and right, and the group dodges it) (Nefarious teleports to the ground, and then fires a few energy balls that homes in on Kowalski)
• Kowalski: Oh, boy! (Dodges them in slow motion like from Saving Private Ryan, then the homing balls come straight back at him, and Kowalski jumps out of the way, and keeps flipping until the homing balls disintegrate)
• Private: (Runs away from Nefarious' deadly powers, but manages to make a clear shot at Nefarious with his Electrobeam, draining his health to 7757)...Wow.
• Patrick: CANNONBALL!!! (Jumps directly over Nefarious, but Nefarious teleports out of the way, and Patrick hits the ground hard, draining his health to 95%)...Ow...at least it didn't shatter like SpongeBob's did.
• Nefarious: (Pounds the ground, creating a massive shockwave on the ground which the group had to jump over)
• Skipper: Seriously, Nefarious! Is that the best you got?
• Nefarious: Nope. I have my own powers as well. (Creates hologram versions of himself)
• Private: I hate those things! (The holograms thrust towards the group but they use the Chronostopper to dodge it)
• Sandy: HAI-YAH! (Kicks Nefarious in the face, draining his health to 7001)
• Patrick: CANNONBALL! (Crushes Nefarious, draining his health to 6520)
• Rico: (Uses the Bombzooka to hit Nefarious, draining his health to 4995)
• Skipper: KA-POW! (Kicks him, 4275)
• Kowalski: BAZINGA! (Blasts him with the blaster, 3506)
• Icky: How's about I give ya' a SOCK ON THE NOSE!!! (Kicks him rapidly, and drains his health to 305)
• Nefarious: Aye!
• Sam: Max, I think it's our turn to do the last blow. (They punch him, draining his health to 0)

Chapter 5: Vi-Tor round 2.

• Nefarious: I AM DEFEATED!!! I have no choice...(Coughs) BUT TO THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY!!!
• Icky: Really? Uh, I mean, that's right, Nefarious! Your glitching terror is finally--
• Nefarious: (He suddenly gets a second health bar) SUCKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!! (Laughs)
• Icky: I hate it when that happens.
• Nefarious: "Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ain't i such a robotic troll?"
• Kolwalski: "Well, tecnecly, sense you started out organic, your actselly a cyborg at best, or most approbeately a bio-andriod."
• Nefarious: "LIES?! ALL SQUISHIE LI-" (Suddenly he freezes up again, and the American Dad! theme song is played)
• King Dedede: Allow me to handle this! (Prepares to swing his mallet)
• Escargoon: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! You'll decapitate him again!
• Dr. Doofenschmirtz: How about my new Punchinator? I've been saving it for a rainy day!
• Escargoon: YEAH!!!
• Dr. Doofenschmirtz: (Punches Nefarious)
• Nefarious: -IES!!! Anyway, thanks for the extra health bar, Kowalski!
• Kowalski: Sandy's fault!
• Sandy: HEY!!! Giving him 3 health bars was YOU'RE idea!
• Kowalski: Yeah, but you suggested it first!
• Sandy: YOU MEAN YOU KNEW ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH I MENTIONED IT?!?
• Kowalski: Sure, you know the whole 'someone mentions an idea, they shove it off, then they think the same thing, but the other character never mentions that it was his idea'. Kind of like Timon and Pumbaa.
• Sandy: You are SO FREAKING DEAD!!! (Punches him hard enough to take away one of his lives, and he reforms)
• Kowalski: OWCH!!! (Smacks Sandy, her health going down to 93%)
• Sandy: OW! You can't hit me! I'M A GIRL!!!
• Kowalski: Sometimes I wonder! (Sandy steps on his foot) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
• Sandy: Hurts doesn't it? (Suddenly, the ground glows in electricity, and everyone is zapped) YAARRGGHH!!!
• Kowalski: Mammamakingbutterbiscuitsgravygravybongos!!!
• Nefarious: Not to mention the new powers!
• Sandy: Kowalski's fault!
• Icky: "Snady, Kolwalski, now's not the time for being idiots, for once in my life i actselly started to act serious."
• Spongebob: "Icky's uncharacteristicly right! We have to save the game from Dr. Nefarious and his virus!"
• Sandy: Alright, let's just destroy those 8 generators.
• Private: But I thought there were 4.
• Sandy: Not anymore, there's not. (The shield generators appear in unreachable places surrounded by glitchy matter)
• Patrick: But how do we get up there?
• Icky: I'll handle it. (Flies up to the generators, and punches them down
• Max: ICKY, LOOK OUT!!! (Dr. Nefarious launches volleys of lightning bolts into the air above Icky, and he barely manages to dodge them)
• Icky: HOLY HELL!!! THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!!!
• Sam: We have to get to those shield generators!
• Rico: (Uses the Homuzooka to blast down 3 more shield generators until more enemies appear) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
• Nefarious: "Yes! I love being in Vi-tor's shoes!?"
• Icky: "Tecnecly, he doesn't have shoes. I'm surprise he actselly has hands."
• Nefarious: (To the henchmen) DESTROY THEM!!! (The henchmen battle the group as Icky heads out to try and destroy the shield generators while Skybomber Storks try to attack him)
• Icky: Oh, no, you don't! (Uses the blaster to destroy them) Hasta la vista, birdy! (He then uses his Homuzooka to destroy 3 of the shield generators, and finds there's only one left) Alright, here we go!
• Police Drone: NOT SO FAST!!! (They blast at him, then Icky uses his blaster to blast them down)
• Kowalski: Careful, Icky! Remember the virus! (The game glitches even more)
• Icky: Alright. (Flies towards the shield generator, but then, a Gammatron fires it's gamma-ray vision at him) OW!!! (His health goes down to 70%)
• Gammatron: Must annihilate annoying bird!
• Icky: (Uses the Bombzooka to launch a bomb that destroys it. Then he destroys the last generator, disabling Nefarious' shield)
• Nefarious: NO! (The group has destroyed all the enemies) (Nefarious uses heat-vision to try and destroy the group, but they dodge it. Rico soon launches his Homuzooka at Nefarious, draining his health to 973220) OW! (Nefarious soon teleports to the ground, and radiates the ground again. The group dodges it, and Nefarious uses his laser hands again, which the group dodges as well)
• Rico: KABLAM!!! (Uses the Electrobeam to hit Nefarious again, draining his health to 918532)
• Skipper: We have to get this done faster! Kowalski, give me options!
• Kowalski: I recommend we use Nefarious' virus against him.
• Patrick: How do we do that? (Suddenly, the glitchy matter gets stronger, and glows in electricity)
• Skipper:...Light bulb! (Tries kicking Nefarious into the glitchy matter, but Nefarious teleports out of the way as Skipper heads straight towards the stuff. But Sandy uses the Gravitogun to save him)...That was close!
• Nefarious: (Prepares to zap the floor again)
• Kowalski: GET OFF THE GROUND!!! (They do that, and the floor glows in electricity)
• Skipper: (Manages to deliver a huge kick to Nefarious, draining his health to 900546, as well as stopping his electrical attack on the floor)
• Nefarious: WHOA!!! (He suddenly hits the glitchy matter, and his health goes all the way down to 60985) OWCH!!! THAT WAS CHEATING!!! (Teleports back to the top of the pillar, and the shield goes back up again) I'll get you for that, you insolent squishies!!!
• Spongebob: "Whether you like it or not, Ne-Dork-a-tron, it's time to roll out some Video Game justise!"
• Another Main 6 Attack Token is seen.
• Icky: Another attack token!
• Skipper: We can't use it yet! We must disable the shield first!
• Rico: (Uses the Homuzooka to blast down 4 of the generators as the glitches get worse)
• Icky: (Uses the Electrobeam to blast down 3 more generators, and punches down the last one, disabling the shield)
• SpongeBob: (Touches the token, and the Mane 6 appear again)
• Twilight: Let's show him what friendship can do! (They use the Elements on Nefarious, draining his health to 963. Then the Mane 6 disappears)
• Nefarious: OWCH!!! (Shrugs, then teleports to the ground, and prepares to use his electric ground attack again, but Rico uses the Bombzooka to defeat him) ARRGH!!!

Chapter 6: Vi-Tor round 3

• Nefarious: NO!!! (Falls down on the top of the pillar. Then he suddenly becomes angry, and bursts in energy) DIE!!! (Teleports to the ground, and follows the group)
• Private: Uh-oh! Now he's angry!
• Icky: "Please tell me there's like, tokens like that attack stuff, but for defence and healing!" (Suddenly, a Celestia healing token appears) Alright! (Touches it, and Princess Celestia appears. She brings the group to full health, gives them temporary invulnerability, and restocks their ammo. Then she disappears)
• Sam: Well, that's a lot better. (The group beats down Nefarious from his new 100000000 health to 94275398 until their invulnerability wears off, and they are each repelled by Nefarious' electrical field)
• Nefarious: I will NOT fail this time, Lodgers! (Zaps Sandy with electricity)
• SpongeBob: SANDY!!! (Uses the Gravitogun to move Nefarious into the glitchy matter, draining his health to 9584965) Sandy, are you okay?
• Sandy: Yeah. Thanks to you.
• Nefarious: (Prepares to burst in a shockwave)
• Skipper: LOOK OUT!!! (The group takes cover as Nefarious bursts in a powerful shockwave) HOLY BUTTERBALL!!! He's stepped us his game!
• Nefarious: It's over, you foolish squishies! (Teleports to the top of the pillar again as the shield goes back up and it goes back to 4 shield generators again)
• Skipper: Well, at least it's back to 4 generators this time. (Rico destroys three of them with his Homuzooka)
• Nefarious: (Uses the electrical floor attack again, and the group finds cover)
• Icky: (Destroys the last shield generator, and the shield goes down again)
• Nefarious: DIE!!! (Zaps Kowalski, draining his health)
• Rico: (Uses the Bombzooka to blast Nefarious, draining his health to 8845732) BAM!!!
• Nefarious: NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN!!! You're all squishies! (Prepares to throw a large lightning bolt at the players)
• Sandy: JUMP! (They do that as Nefarious throws the bolt, and it explodes)
• Private: This is getting really scary!
• Kowalski: Don't worry, Private, I have a way to defeat him once and for all! (Uses the Homuzooka to blast Nefarious into the glitchy matter, and Kowalski uses the Gravitogun to hold him in place until he finally loses all his health)
• Nefarious: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOO!!!! (Suddenly, he loses control of Vi-tor, and disappears as the virus goes berserk)
• The Nefarivirus appeared, looking like Doctor Nefarious in a cyber octopus's body!

New boss song plays!

• Because the Nefarivirus is not part of teh game, it's health meter is not shown.
• Vi-Tor came through, and sees the virus.
• Vi-Tor: "AHHH! IT'S A FILE-DESTROYING VIRUS?! AND I'M TOO WEAK TO PROTACT ANYONE?! YOU IDIOTS RUINED ALL MY PREPERATIONS?! I'LL FOREVER DAMN YOUR LIFES SHOULD I EVER!"
• The Nefarivirus grabs Vi-tor and damages his coding!
• Vi-Tor: "AAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO! LET ME GO?! AHHHHH!?"