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Opening a Can of Snakes is the 21st Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. There has been a series of freak attacks in the Dragon Realms New York. When the Lodgers come to investigate, the locals began to be afraid and wary of the Snake Lodgers. An enraged Tricorn prosecuted Viper and the Snake Lodgers for supposedly being 'responsible' for a series of snake attacks, especially with some of them being poisoned with snake venom. She was corrected by Shifu that they are not capable of such things, and with exception to Viper who is not born with real fangs, not one of them were poisonous snakes. Though Tri-corn angrily demanded to know who was responsible for bite marks on the victim, who started muttering 'cobra'. At first, the Lodgers assumed it was Lord Cobra, but then the victim said it had no arms. To Viper, it means Fu-Xi has returned. She explains that the last time she encountered Fu-Xi, he tried to poison the town into a fearful state through their water supply, but was thwarted by her and Po. The Lodgers were also surprised when Cynder confessed that she had previously been acquainted by Fu-Xi, along with some other familiar faces like Fire the Dragonfly, Mo Tong the Mouse, Rash and Teddie the Possum Brothers, and a Goliath Beetle Sage named Lady Su Ming Cao, who have been the ones who revealed some of Qui's history to her and how she gotten the Alicorn potion that she is still thinking of using to discover her past. This makes Viper and Cynder (separately) determined to find out the secret of this act of weirdness. Turns out, the reasons are not out of complete malicious intentions. After saving Viper again (along with the snake Lodgers), Fu-Xi reveals that it was because those 'victims' he attacked were abusing, discriminating, and mistreating snakes. And he was actually half-right because the rest of the Lodge have already discovered the victims' pasts and what they were doing prior to the attack. While 3 of them were assaulting, tormenting, or discriminating snakes, 4 of them were just true victims. As Fu-Xi realizes this mistake, he finds that Tricorn has requested assistance of known Anti-Snake Bounty Hunters to hunt down Fu-Xi and kill him, placing a bounty on his head. Can the Lodgers decide if Fu-Xi is a dangerous psycho, or just a mentally broken antihero who is a bit sensitive about snake-discrimination, correct a few misunderstandings, and prevent Fu-Xi from becoming another possible addition to any of the 3 main villain teams if he's REALLY unlucky, all the while, make sure Mang keeps his creepy corruptive mutant mits to himself?

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Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness Soundtrack 14

Kung Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness Soundtrack 14. The Legend of Fushi

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Intro (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness- The Legend of Fushi)

Chapter 1: A Certain Snake Strikes Again

A construction site.

  • Alot of Construction workers are seen having Lunch, all except a Python construction worker that is over-working himself to death.
  • Rhino Construction Worker: ".... Oh no. Bob's overworking himself again."
  • Goat Consturction Worker: "Aw, gees. Bob takes work TOO seriously."
  • Bison Construction Worker: "Yeah, espeically since his dad taught him to work before anything else. He needs SERIOUS help."
  • The Construction Boss, A mongoose came by.
  • Construction Workers: "Hello, Mr. Mong."
  • Mr. Mong the boss Mongoose: "Hello boys, I-"
  • Mr. Mong sees Bob the over-working Python.
  • Mr. Mong: "Oh no. Is Bob over-working again?"
  • Construction Workers: "Yes."
  • Mr. Mong: "While I appresiate an active worker, I can't have him over-working himself to death! Not only would this be a lawsuit nightmare to deal with the union, but he has a family to think about! Boys, we need to get Bob to see an intervention about his work addiction. He's taking his father words too seriously. Agreed?"
  • Construction Workers agreed.
  • Mr. Mong: "Good. Glad we agree gentlemen. Starting tomorrow, Bob will have to get a paid weeks off, cause I plan to send him to a reabilitation center to teach him on how to take a break already. He's gonna end up working himself to death and-"
  • Mr. Mong noticed his workers are terrifived.
  • Mr. Mong: "....... Boys? What's the matta? You look like you just seen (A shadow looms over him), A, A ma-ma-mamamamamamamammamamamamamamamma, HUGE SNAKE?!"
  • This was the Masked Fu-Xi.
  • Fu-Xi: "I, do NOT, appresiate Mongooses like YOU subugating snakes to forced labor, while your PERFECTLY able legger minions sit about and eat lunch!?"
  • Mr. Mong: "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please, it's not what you think! It's lunch break, and the problem is, Bob is hopelessly addicted to work! We're talking about giving him an intervention right now! Just, please, don't inform the union about this!"
  • Fu-Xi removes his mask!
  • Fu-Xi: "I think a, Union, (Bares fangs), IS THE LAST OF YOUR CONCERNS?!"
  • Mr. Mong: "Whoa whoa whoa, pal! It should be fair to ya that we Mongooses are ammuned to snake venom! And on top of that, it would quilify as assult! So, can we please just rationally talk about our problems and-"
  • Fu-Xi: "My venom is much more divine then normal snakes, thanks to my father in the dragon gods! Even your ammunity would not protect you. And on top of it, I DO NOT NEGOSIATE WITH ANYONE WHO WAS WITH SU-SU KA-BOOM AND THE ANTI-SANKE MONGOOSE CLAN!?"
  • Construction Workers laughed!
  • Rhino: "SU-SU KA-BOOM?! WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT!?"
  • Mr. Mong looked horrorfived.
  • Mr. Mong: ".... Please, my, my family STOPPED serving, that maniac! I'm a reformed mongoose, I'm, I'm sorry for what he did you, please! Please Fu-Xi, not all Mongooses are like that ever since those days anymore, you have to believe me, I-"
  • Fu-Xi: "PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS, MONG?!"
  • Fu-xI attacked as a scream was heard and the scene flashed!

City.

  • The Lougers were returning home after a great Donut party.
  • Icky: "Aw man! Nothing like a GREAT celebration to get things rolling."
  • Iago: You were right, Sandy, NO ONE can resist jelly-filled donuts.
  • Sandy: Right?
  • Viper: Well, I have to admit, that donut party was worth it. I've actually never tried custard-filled donuts before since... Well... My dad was against sweets.
  • Iago: I didn't even know donuts existed in China.
  • Po: Oh, they do. As a food enthusiast, I know EVERYTHING about Chinese cuisine, including the delicious Ox-tongue pastry. Not to mention the youtiao, the saa jung, the Shuangbaotai, which I actually have to thank Siam for, and my personal favorite, suncakes.
  • Viper: Yeah, I never tried a dessert until I became a Kung Fu master. My father believed that you need to keep a thin body in order to be physically superior. Well, now I tried my first American donut cuisine, and I still feel strong.
  • Dodger: At least we're all able to survive eating chocolate on donuts because, you know, cartoons throw that logic completely out the window.
  • Rico: (Burps loudly)... Excuse me. (Everyone laughed until police sirens were heard as the UUPD arrived)
  • Po: Uh... Why is the UUPD coming yo us?
  • Bagheera: It must concern the status about B.I.T.C.H. (Icky, Po, Iago, Sparx, and Fidget laughed at that statement)... It's not funny. Well, at least I assume it wasn't meant to be funny. I have to admit, I do NOT understand well the choice of the name here.
  • Bullington: (The cops come to the lougers)... Uh... Guys?
  • Shifu: What seems to be the problem, Chief?
  • Bullington:... Well...

Later...

  • Puss: (They all see as Viper and a few other snake Lodgers were restrained by the cops) This is OUTRAGEOUS!!
  • Banzai: You're basically telling us... That a lot of violent assults have been occurring over the past few days and it involves a venomous snake... And Tricorn... Is blaming VIPER and the snake lougers for it?
  • Axle: I'm sorry, but her orders were clear. Until they are proven innocent, they must be locked up.
  • SpongeBob: That's downright ridiculous! I'll have you know that not only would Viper never do such a thing, but she was born with no venomous fangs. In fact, none of our snake members are venomous.
  • Axle looks inside her mouth.
  • Axle: "Then what are the things inside her mouth?"
  • Viper: "THOSE Fangs are not real! They were a birthday gift from my father so I would look attractive to male snakes. They're asentually snake dentures. (Removes the fangs) See?"
  • Axle: "JESUS CHRIST THAT'S FREAKY?!"
  • Viper puts them back in.
  • Viper: "Secondly, have you TRIED to talk to the victims?"
  • Bullington: "You see, we were planning to, but Tri-corn, got into Glitch-corn mode again, and-"
  • Icky: "Figures."
  • Shifu: "Say no more, Bullington. We'll settle this with Tri-corn first."

Tri-corn's office.

  • Tri-corn: "YOU PEOPLE ARE SURE VIPER AND THE OTHERS AREN'T BEHIND THIS?!"
  • Shifu: "Yes. Viper does not have real fangs of her own and the rest of the snake lougers are not venomious. They're pretty much contristers."
  • Tri-corn: ".... Then your telling me, THAT THERE'S A ROUGE VENOMIOUS SNAKE RUNNING AROUND AND BITING VICTIMS LIKE MR. MONG IN THE NECK AND CAUSING THEM TO HALLUSINATE?!"
  • Viper: "Mr. Mong? But he's a mongoose. Aren't they suppose to be ammuned?"
  • Jamica: "It's.... Possable we're dealing with a super snake. An escaped Mega-Sci Corp exspeariment perhaps. Or, something far worse."
  • Viper looks concerned.
  • Viper: ".... We need to see Mr. Mong now."

Victim ward.

  • A series of victims, purely mongooses, including Mr. Mong, and several unlucky non-mongoose construction workers, are seen shivering in bed in fear.
  • Mr. Mong: "He's everywhere. EVERYWHERE?!"
  • The Lougers enter the room.
  • Shifu: "Mr. Mong, you were reportingly attacked by a snake who's venom that even your famous mongoose ammunity did not protect you from. We need a distriction of the creature."
  • Mr. Mong looked to see the Lougers, and saw Viper and the Snake lougers, who in his eyes, turned into a bunch of Fu-Xi's.
  • Mr. Mong: "AGGHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SNAKES?! SNAKES!? HE'S EVERYWHERE?! COBRA?! COBRA!?"
  • The Lougers gasped!
  • Icky: "Oh, my, god! MANG-BUTT DID THIS!?"
  • Skipper: "MANG HAS GONE ROUGE!? AND INTO A BITING FRENCY!?"
  • Mr. Mong: "N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO?! NOT MANG?! COBRA, WITH NO ARMS?!"
  • Icky: ".... Well that's pretty much every fucking cobra in existence, buddy!"
  • Mr. Mong: "HE ALSO HAD ALOT OF CHINESE SYMBOLS ON HIM?!"
  • Viper: "... Cobra..... No arms..... Chinese Symbols.... (Gasps)..... (Quietly)..... Fu-Xi."

Tri-corn's office.

  • The Lougers returned.
  • Tri-corn: "So, what's your report?"
  • Viper: "Well, we can diffently say, it's not me, the snake lougers, and certainly not another escaped lab exspeariment."
  • Tri-corn: "SO IT'S THAT CRAZY MANG ASSHOLE, ISN'T IT?!"
  • Skipper: "We thought so, but Viper said no."
  • Viper: ".... It's, someone who came from china in the Dreamworks universe..... Someone, who was once a great hero, but became a fallen victim..... He, was Lord Fu-Xi."
  • The Lougers gasped!
  • Cynder donned a even more surprised face.

Fu-Xi's origins from the episode played for abit, then returned to this scene.

  • Tri-corn: "...... My god........ He, lost his family?"
  • Viper: "Yes.... And at first, I thought it was just because people were just afraid of snakes..... Until, sometime after the Chrismas mess when I successfuly reunited my family with my uncle Copperfang, he, he confessed about Su Su Ka-Boom scaring him from his original desteny as a kung-fu master, and... My father, told me a horrorable truth, about the tragity, behind the tragity...."

Flashback.

  • (Viper): "Fu-Xi had a unigte set of parents..... His father, a mighty chinese dragon god who created the fire.... And a mother.... A wise sage Golith Beetle named Lady Su Ming Cao, who created Fu-Xi's form, and made him an automatic master of Kung-Fu. She raised Fu-Xi as her own, and taught him to become a hero. Fu-Xi, eventally made a family, and became a beloved unoffitcal king of all snakes, even of those not native to Dreamworks China. A cult of devoted non-snakes, was founded by Lady Su to correct and prevent the false sayings against snakes that are known today. For you see, snakes were brought to Dreamworks China to help the lands from the trouble plauged by the neglect and greed.... Of Mongooses. (A series of dark looking Mongooses were seen.) Before snakes, Mongooses were considered saviors of china.... But they weren't humble and generious.... They always expected to be rewarded or paid, and left poor villages to suffer from villainy. The Dragon Gods had enough, and brought the snakes to china to offer a more rightious, and charitable, way to prevent villainy. But sadly, the mongooses did not appresiate this. The worse of them, was a clan. An Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan.... Lead by the treacherious Su-Su Ka-Boom. He, was respondsable of tricking people to massicure Fu-Xi's family to begin with.... Then...... He laid waste to the Snake Cult, killing all but very few struggling survivers, Lady Su espeically."
  • Lady Su, Mo Tong, the Possums and Fire were cornered by the familer Mongoose from the Chrismas Speical, as well as two silluetted figures.
  • The leader mongoose attacked!
  • (Viper): "Fu-Xi, dispite his broken heart, bravely stood up to the wicked Su-Su..."
  • Fu-Xi charged after the Leader Mongoose.
  • (Viper): ".... But at a price."
  • The Mongoose punched Fu-Xi extremely hard in the head!
  • Fu-Xi fell unconjustusly.
  • (Viper): "Satisfived with his cruelty, he didn't even bother going after Su and the survivers anymore, and left Fu-Xi to suffer in pain."
  • The Mongooses left.
  • Lady Su looked sadly at Fu-Xi and began to cry.

Flashback ends.

  • Viper: "The injury, left Fu-Xi to become, horrendusly misguided and violent ever since...."
  • Tri-corn lets go a small tear.
  • Jamica: "..... That poor thing.... (Cries)."
  • Po looked shocked..... He was seeing Fu-Xi in a new light... But conflicted at the same time....
  • Cynder couldn't help but held her head down at this.
  • Icky: "..... Wow does his life suck!"
  • Tri-corn: "..... It's, gravely unfortunate..... But I want him, to be captured and stopped.... And... I'll make a deal with you Lougers.... WITH, conditions....... If you can capture him, and defeat, speical people I would sent after him, I would promise to allow him to live.... But be warned.... I am VERY, very, very likely to ask these people, to put that tragic beast out of his misery if they are left undefeated and get to him first! At least, I warned you lougers that I might be after someone's head!"
  • Viper: "Then we'll accept your challnage. We'll get Fu-Xi, AND defeat your "speical people". We'll be sure Fu-Xi is contained and he will be sent back to where he should've been."
  • Tri-corn: "And, another thing..... If any of the villain teams OR your usual brand of enemies discover him, MAKE SURE THEY'RE DISCOURAGED AS FUCK TO TRY TO INCLUDE HIM?! It's obvious a guy like him would be dangerious if he fell into the wrong hands!"
  • Shifu: "You have our word. Any of our usual foes will be greatly discouraged to seek Fu-Xi out for whatever rediculious sceme they crave."
  • Tri-corn: "Good, and do that ESPEICALLY TO THE VILLAIN LEAGE?! I'm, concerned, that Lord Cobra might fancy that over-grown cobra to join the leage, for pretty obvious reasons."
  • Spyro: "Don't worry. If Mang does deside to sought after Fu-Xi, we'll deter that ambition for good."
  • Tri-corn: "Good..... You may leave."
  • The Lougers leave.
  • Jamica: ".... At least you warned the lougers that you might seek to do things your way."
  • Tri-corn: "Don't get me wrong, Jamica. I mainly want this Fu-Xi prevented as a threat.... I was merely trying see which way is the most approbeate.... Now, get me the numbers of the finest Bounty Hunters that speicalised on snakes."
  • Jamica: "(Gulp).... Alchourse."
  • Tri-corn: "And afterwords.... I want you to take the rest of the week off.... I don't want you to get hurt by those people."
  • Jamica: "..... Thank you for caring, Senator."

Chapter 2: Cynder's Confession/The Bounty Hunters Arrive.

Downtown.

  • The Lougers walk down.
  • Cynder: "..... Guys, there's, something I want to admit about the potion I got while we dealt with Qui and the Plunderweeds..... And..... A few other things....."
  • Po: "Ok.... I mean, I'm sure it's not extremely shocking or anything....."
  • Cynder: "..... It.... Mostly will concern Fu-Xi."
  • Po: "...... Ok, NOW it gets shocking!"
  • Spyro: "Cynder, what do you mean?"
  • Cynder: It's actually something I should've said a long time ago... You see... Fu-Xi gave me that Alicorn potion.
  • Squidward: (Dubbed as Stewie) SAY WHAAAAAT?!?
  • Shenzi: SAY WHAAAAAT?!?
  • Tigress: FU-XI GAVE YOU THAT POTION?!?
  • Crane: Why didn't you tell us about this from the start?!? That may not have been an Alicorn potion. It could've been some kind of poison he made.
  • Cynder: If it was a poison, I would've smelled it. It smelled right, so Fu-Xi was completely honest with me.
  • Viper: I don't know. Some poisons are odorless.
  • Cynder: Well, I'm sorry, but that Alicorn potion is what it is. My sense of smell is twice as strong as a dog's, so I can smell even the odorless of poisons. Don't believe me, then ask Twilight.
  • Shenzi: We'll have to do that later, hon. Right now, we need to stop Fu-Xi from causing anymore harm.
  • Viper: Well, locating him will not be easy. He could be watching us right now, and even Cynder won't be of use to us. No offence by the way. We'll have to find him ourselves.
  • Cynder: "Seriously?! The fact he gave me something to help me learn about my past PROVES he might not nessersarly be the same rouge snake anymore!"
  • The Lougers began to look at each-other.
  • Po: "..... Well, if so, then something must've happened to piss Fu-Xi off to relapse EXTREMELY badly!"
  • Spyro: "We do believe you, Cynder. We're just being cautious. I mean, if he was honest, then why didn't you told us sooner?"
  • Cynder: "He simply didn't want me to talk about him. He was afraid you wouldn't understand.... But I warned him that if he turned out to be trouble in some way, I wouldn't keep quiet. And like Po said, something must've ticked him off."
  • Viper: "..... (Sigh), He most likely mistaken some scenarios as acts of Snake discrimination. Like with Mr. Mong. He has a python worker named Bob who works too much.... Fu-Xi must've mistaken Mong for a slave driver.... Didn't help that Mong was a mongoose, and we all know what he feels about them."
  • Shifu: "I have also noticed that the majority of victims are Mongooses, give or take exceptions.... Perhaps he's mistaken them as agents of the Anti-Snake Clan.... Or even, they actselly were part of it at some point. We'll have to be sure we return to the victims after they recover from the effects."
  • Icky: "So, because an extremely assholic mongoose screwed him over in more ways then one, that he fucks up random mongooses because of that guy? So he's anti-mongoose now too?"
  • Crane: "To be fair, snakes and mongooses, cobras espeically, are natrol rivals in the wild. It's kinda like Foxes and Dogs. Remember Wayne and Juan?"
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, so this is another case of speices rivalry gone south, eh? Then we REALLY have to bust the guy, pronto."
  • Cynder: "Very well, but we have to ask him certain questions first. Outside of the obvious, we need to ask him things like, why he's interested in being here?"
  • Shifu: "Hmmm.... You're right. His presence here is, mysterious. We'll do so after we capture him."
  • Lord Shen: "One more thing, Cynder, the next time a stranger gives you something, be cautious about it!"
  • Cynder: "(Sighs), Yes Shen."
  • The Lougers continued.
  • They were watched by Mo Tong, and the possum bros.
  • Teddie: "Aw man! Cynder ratted us out!"
  • Rash: "Ya think she be more grateful!"
  • Mo Tong: "Hey come on guys, in her defence, Fu-Xi desided to over-punish people over mistaken identity, there by, it risked this to happen! She did warned that if Fu-Xi turned out to be dangerious, she wasn't keeping secrets! We're lucky the Lougers sympathise with his tragity and only wish to return him back to china."
  • Rash: "So, your point is?...."
  • Mo Tong: "Simple, if we can get Fu-Xi explained that he contributed in helping the lougers out, they'll understand even more he's not THAT dangerious.... Just unstable."
  • ???: "I'm not sure they'll listen."
  • Fire came in.
  • Fire: "The Lougers are also gonna be over-cautious cause of that "poison the water" insodent awhile back. Yeah, he helped out way more then the series currently showed, but they don't know that! They mostly thought it was dumb luck. Really, really dumb luck."
  • Mo Tong: "Look, if they're willing to forgive a genisidal Peacock, I think they'll forgive a mental case king cobra with, ALOT, of issues."
  • Fire: "Tong, I'm just worried for Fu-Xi's safety. You heard what that senator said, she'll call out for Bounty Hunters. What if she calls the very enemies of Fu-Xi?"
  • Mo Tong: "Then we have to make sure this meeting happens, fast! We have to get to Lady Su!"
  • The 4 run off.

An Alley.

  • Su was pacing around.
  • Lady Su: "I can't believe Fu-Xi is allowing his pain to get over-board again! I honestly don't believe it.... What is he up to now?"
  • Fire, Rash and Teddie, and Mo Tong returned.
  • Mo Tong: "Don't worry about Fu-Xi for now... Cause I have a plan, that will slove, everything."
  • Lady Su: "... Very well, Mo Tong. But we have to hurry... Something, foul, is already in our midst."

Tri-Corn's office building.

  • A well armored Asin looking Baboon arrived at the building.
  • Baboon: "Hmmm......"
  • ???: "(Dark laughing), Ello, Gov'ner."
  • A Long black cape wearing, Black Top Hat wearing Crane with a steelbeak came in.
  • Baboon: "Hmmpth.... Steelbeak.... No surprise a desendent of the disgraced Sinsworth, the servent of Taiklar, with the same name as a Darkwing Duck villain for some reason, would disgraced my presence."
  • Steelbeak Sinsworth the crane: "Oh, now, now, Moon Chi. We are merely brought togather by the same simple cause, mate.... To see whoever can snag the unlucky basturd serpent who crosses paths with Ol' Tri-corn, eh, pip-pip, nodge nodge, cheerio?"
  • Moon Chi the Baboon: "Why don't you disgrace yourself somewhere else? I am claiming this hunt."
  • ???: "Well I don't done see yer name on it, boy!"
  • A frog dressed like Pa the Frog Hunter, along with an Allagater dressed like Durnal, and a Possum who dressed like Two-Finggers were seen.
  • Steelbeak: "Well well well, even the Yokels, Billy Frog, Al E. Gator, and Pete Possum came to play eh? I don't suppose even Tri-corn doesn't mind assusiating herself with the bloodly rabble, (LAUGHS)?!"
  • Billy Frog: "RABBLE!? See here, city-slicker, wes be the finest snake hunters in the Bayou!"
  • Steelbeak: "Aw, how cute.... But how's about it's time to say, "BYE", you! (Laughs!)"
  • Moon Chi: "HOW'S ABOUT YOU BOTH LEAVE AND-"
  • An Indian Song played.
  • Steelbeck: ".... Oh bloodly hell..... NOT HIM?!"
  • Moon Chi: ".... Oh, magnifisent.... As you people aren't enough.... It's, him...."
  • Billy Frog: "Oh dag nabbit, not Prince Rajah!?"

A Tiger with Sexy Tigresses appeared as this song played.

Loco loco - It burns burns burns!

Loco loco - It burns burns burns!

  • The Other Bounty Hunters groan!
  • Steelbeak: "Bloodly ell, man! Must you gone and sing and dance with sexy women all the damn time like something out of a bollywood production?!"
  • Prince Rajah the Tiger: "Greetings to you, Mr. Moon Chi, Sir Sinsworth, and my highly uneducated swamp friends. I see you came to apply for the position as well. Well, I, Prince Rajah, shall claim it and offer a soulution without killing the snake."
  • Steelbeak: "YOU MEAN TURN IT INTO ANOTHER BRAIN-WASH DANCER, YOU LOONY?!"
  • Moon Chi: "ON TOP OF THAT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PRINCE?!"
  • Prince Rajah: "That much is true, my friends. For you can clearly see, it's a stage name. But I am like a prince to my private dancing snake army."
  • Billy Frog: "TRI-CORN WANTS A REAL SNAKE HUNTER, NOT SOME INJUN EN-TO-TAN-NEER!?"
  • Prince Rajah: "I must peacefully and non-violently protest your accusation, my friend."
  • Moon Chi sighs annoyed as he turns and sees a van.
  • Moon Chi: ".... OHHHH, NO!?"
  • The Other Bounty Hunters looked to see the van that looks like the Mystery Machine, except with anti-snake logos, and the tite said "Snake Killers Inc".
  • Moon Chi: "..... Not........ HIM?!"

In Tri-corn's building.

06 - March Of Farquuad

06 - March Of Farquuad

As the song Plays, an omimus figure was walking down with several followers following him, as personal quelled and flinched in fear of the figure. As the song ends, the figure barged open the door, and reveiled, a regelly dressed Scooby-Doo clone with Clones of the Scooby gang.
  • Tri-corn sees him.
  • Tri-corn: "Ahhh.... The Netoruious Snake Killer Inc, and their leader.... Noobert Doo. How's your cousin Scooby Doo doing?"
  • Nooby Doo: "Ugh.... The ungrateful Hollywood basturd child still won't talk about me... Ungrateful urchen. But I am glad to make your aquintence, Tri-corn.... Allow me to introduse my, help.... This is Teddie Jones.... The team idiotic brute. Stephenie.... The bimbo. Vernma..... Our gothic genius.... And, Raggy....... Our comic relief hippie mascot. We're here for the position about the, snake problem."
  • Moon Chi and the other Bounty Hunters busted in!
  • Moon Chi: "LISTEN HERE, YOU MAGNIFISENT BASTURD!? I CAME HERE FIRST?!"
  • Steelbeak: "I'M THE DEADLEST ASSASSIN IN HISTORY!?"
  • Billy Frog: "MAH BOYS AND I ARE THE FINEIST SNAKE HUNTERS EVER!?"
  • Prince Rajah: "I must peacefully insist that I offer a death-free solution to your snake problem."
  • Nooby: "Oh nonsense, you sad collections of wash-outs, murderors, incompident jokes, and bollywood rejects. It's Snake Killer Inc she desires. No snake alive has ever escaped us.... Except that blasted accursed King Cobra by the name of-"
  • Tri-corn: "Fu-Xi."
  • The Bounty Hunters look at Tri-corn.
  • Tri-corn: "I brought you all here cause it's clear to me that you all have encountered this, "Fu-Xi", before. Correct?"
  • Rajah:... Let me guess, it's him we're after.
  • Tricorn: I don't exactly know if it IS him, to be honest, but I'm sending you guys just to be sure.
  • Moon Chi: Well, I must say, you presented us with a convenient opportunity, your grace.
  • Billy: Oh, I'm pretty sure we're gonna be getting him first.
  • Al: Yeah, we're gonna clobber him good!
  • Rajah: Uh, I'm pretty sure killing is a bit over-kill, pardon any unintentional punage on my part. There must be a less-violent way to deal with that guy.
  • Nooby Doo: Oh, shut up, you just want him to be part of your charming act. We REAL SNAKE HUNTERS all want him dead. And I'm sure me and my crew will be perfect for the job.
  • Moon Chi: Uh-uh, it's MY job! (They all argued)
  • Tricorn: SILENCE!! It does NOT matter who gets to that guy first. What DOES matter is getting the job done. But be warned. You're not the only ones after him. I made a deal with those lougers that if they can get him first, AND beat you lot, you won't get paid and they'll be free to do with him as they please... Which FAR then less likely involves killing him, or turning him into an entertainment prop.
  • Steelbeak: "Then what the bloodly ell's the point of dragging all of us here then if you're just gonna send those goody two shoes?!"
  • Tri-corn: "I'm having a sort've... Kingpin deal. I am trying to have Fu-Xi eliminated as a threat with each-either-way's proven most effective. Your ways, or their way. It doesn't really matter who gets Fu-Xi, I am merely interested in having one less psyco serpent off the streets. But tecnecally, yes, having Bounty Hunters here does seem un-nessersary. But here's the thing. As much as I am growing to trust the lougers instincts, I still want to try and see if my way can still stop problems for good. I had already placed a huge bounty on Fu-Xi.... 10, Zillion, Dollars."
  • Nooby's eyes turn into dollar signs!
  • Steelbeak: "BLOODLY ELL?! THAT'S ENOUGH TO BUY BUCKINGHAM PALACE, IT IS!?"
  • Moon Chi: "Your money is not what I seek. My reward, (Turns on wrist blades), IS HIS HEAD!?"
  • Prince Rajah: "I don't nessersarly need the money. Turning Fu-Xi into my star attraction is it's own reward."
  • Billy Frog: "Thank ya kindly miss, but we swamp boys don't need money. Bashing a snake on the head it's enriching enough as it is, (chuckles)."
  • Tri-corn: "I, HAVE, A CONDITION, HOWEVER!? Knowing you people tend to be, extreme, I have limits. The snake you're only allowed to kill and/or turned into a preformer, is Fu-Xi. You're NOT, ALLOWED TO ATTACK ANY OTHER SNAKE!? ESPEICALLY NOT MY SECTRATARY JAMICA WHO IS ON A DAY-OFF!? Not even if it's to lure him out base on his misguided disire to defend snakes from discrimination!? As for the Lougers, you're only allowed to non-fatally defeat them."
  • Steelbeak: "NON-FATALLY DEFEAT THEM?! EVEN THE BLOODLY SNAKE LOUGERS!?"
  • Tri-corn: "Yes, them included. I am in a serious controversey right now after a nasty rampage against a mafia, and having Bounty Hunters, espeically the likes of YOU people, killing beloved heroes or spilling innosent blood, would WORSEN IT?! And if I hear that Jamica was even minorly SCRATCHED by you people, I'LL DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU?!? (Breathes heavily).... (Calms down...) Do I make myself clear?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "You have Snake Killers Inc's word that the only snake that dies tonight, is Fu-Xi."
  • Tri-Corn: "Good. You all are dismissed, and good luck."
  • The Bounty Hunters left.
  • Velma-like Girl: Well, this seems difficult. How exactly can one possibly restrain and stop people like the Lougers without actually killing them?
  • Raggy: Like, I don't know, Vernma. But I'm like, personally glad though. I don't wanna end up making people hate me for killing beloved icons.
  • Nooby-Doo: I'LL decide what to do with those Lodger idiots.
  • Fred-like Man: Personally, I think we need the money so we can get more members and build up our forces so that nobody will be able to stop us.
  • Nooby-Doo: You don't get to make decisions anymore, Ted! You had a chance to be a good leader, and you blew it because of your ignorance. I swear, I'd make a great leader in that lame Mystery Inc. than that bastard that looks like you.
  • Ted: I didn't even like your cousin, to be honest. He was pretty annoying to be around.
  • Vernma: Oh, that's NOTHING compared to his nephew, Scrappy Doo! Good GOD, was he annoying!!
  • Daphne-like Girl: It's bad enough they made him a bad guy once, but yes, he really is annoying.
  • Nooby-Doo: Uh, guys, we're getting off-track here. We need to track down Fu-Xi in order to be rid of him forever.
  • Moon Chi: Oh, I don't think so! I shall be the one to apprehend that disgraceful maniac.
  • Pete Possum: No, it shall be US that will do that! We'll have some serious fun with that bastard.
  • Rajah: Pardon my bluntness, but.... Says you, old rodent! That accomplishment is mine. (They all argued)
  • Nooby-Doo: ENOUGH! We're not going to just sit around and bicker like this. Tricorn is right, it doesn't matter who gets him first as long as the job is finished.
  • Steelbeak: "Who cares about that?! I am gonna snag that snake to get the money!? I'll be set for life, mates!?"
  • Steelbeak runs off like a maniac!
  • Moon Chi: "FORGET THE MONEY?! IT'S FINALLY CLAIMING FU-XI'S HEAD I CARE ABOUT!? AND IT'LL BELONG TO ME!?"
  • Moon Chi ran off!
  • Prince Rajah: "Both of them are mistaken, friends. Fu-Xi belongs to me. I swear on all the devines I would claim him."
  • Prince Rajah hops on a magic carpet and flew off!
  • Billy Frog: "Well boys, about time we hunt down that snake Fu-Xi!"
  • The Snake Hunters ran off and started shouting like hill-billys!
  • Nooby-Doo sighed annoyed.
  • Nooby-Doo: "Each of those ingrets have the greatest potainional to be an unstoppable fighting force, but pride, ignorence, incompidence, and over-all unenlighten beliefs keep them apart."
  • Ted: "Well..... Uh... Why not just, Ya know..... Use Vernma's tracking device we can use to track down Fu-Xi and prove those guys wrong?"
  • Nooby-Doo: ".... Well, for once, your ignorence wasn't able to be an issue. Everyone, to the van... It's time, to gear up."
  • Nooby-Doo begins to laugh as Mo Tong was secretly watching this.
  • Mo Tong: ".... Oh no.... THOSE creeps are gonna SERIOUSLY complincate things. I have to warn Lady Su!?"
  • Mo Tong runs off!

Chapter 3: Fu-Xi's Return and Reveal/The Bounty Hunters Get Served

Downtown.

  • Shifu: "We must split into teams. Snake Lougers, you're the most likely to encounter Fu-Xi, go as a team to any area he may be hiding. Alley ways, empty construction sites, the dump, graveyards, the city's snake pit, (A quick cut to a snake pit)..... I honestly don't know why Tri-corn even approved of that.... Check any place Fu-Xi is likely hiding. And hurry. It's likely Tri-corn's other challnagers are arriving soon. The rest of us will target any likely place he'll attack that'll concern Mongooses."
  • Spongebob: "No problem Shifu!"
  • The Lougers Split.

Allyway.

  • Kaa: "Ohhh..... Why does it have to be an Ally?"
  • Savio: "Relax, that stuff about allys being dangerious is just a stranger danger myth. They're no more dangerious then sleeping in the bathtub."
  • Lola Boa: "Easy for you to say. You tend to EAT anything smaller then you, bro!"
  • Savio: "Eh, it's true. I'm afraid of virtually, nothing."
  • Suddenly, a Thug Boar, Moose, Porupine, and a Rabbit appeared from nowhere!
  • Boar: "Fresh meat!?"
  • Moose: "You snakes are in the wrong neightberhood, ha-yuck."
  • Porupine: "I wanna have my way with the girly ones."
  • Rabbit: "I wanna see how thick their skulls are!?"
  • Savio: "Pfft, they're nothing but a free buffet... I'll probuly need to get rid of the spines on the porupine though, but other then that-"
  • An angry elephant sound was heard!
  • Savio squelled like a girl!
  • The Snake Lougers turned to see an angry thug bull elephant.
  • Larry the anaconda: ".... Uh-oh."
  • Viper: "Oh no.... Jumbo the Terrorable."
  • Jumbo: "(Growls)..... The Snake Lougers.... You actselly thought that stupid Tri-corn-katraz can hold the great Jumbo the Terrorable?! HA!? I proved you all wrong!?"
  • Boar: "Yeah, you sure did, boss!"
  • Savio was quivering like a cowerd!
  • Kaa: "Listen, Mr. Jumbo... You see, you kinda, caught us at a bad time. You see, we're seeking out a rouge snake, and uh-"
  • Jumbo: "Oh, (Chuckles), you mean, the Zillion Dollar one? (Holds up a wanted poster of a shape of a Cobra). Tri-corn's offering a serious Bounty to anyone outside of these bounty hunters to claim that asshole. And I want that MONEY!? And it's clear he's known to come when snakes are in trouble, or thinks they are anyway. Boys.... Let's mess them up."
  • The Thugs brought out their weapons.
  • Jumbo cracks his fists.
  • Viper: "You don't know what you're doing, Jumbo. He's more formitable then you think!"
  • Jumbo: "HA?! I ain't a'scared of stupid snakes!?"
  • The Thugs menaceingly get closer to the snake lougers.
  • ???: GET AWAY FROM THEM, TUBBY!!
  • Jumbo:... WHO DARES CALL ME TUBBY?!? (Something lightning-fast slapped him in the face as he crushed the Boar and Rabbit under his large body) OW!!
  • Viper: Ohhhh..... I think we found him, guys.
  • Lola: Well, it's about time.
  • Sir Hiss: Oh, I'm sure that guy is not that intimidating. (Suddenly a hiss was heard as a figure leaped into the shadows, and revealed itself as a large familiar cobra, it was Fu-Xi)... Pardon my french, but, WOW, that's a bigass snake! Much bigger than what I thought he would be.
  • Jumbo: GET HIM!! (The henchmen tried to tackle Fu-Xi, but he was able to outwit them with his flexibility and skills)... (Gulps)...
  • Fu-Xi: (Displays his fangs) Don't make me use these!
  • Jumbo: (Screams like a girl and runs off and he ends up running right into the UUPD which point their guns at him)... Oh, balls!
  • Fu-Xi: Another job, well done.
  • Viper: Hello, Fu-Xi.
  • Fu-Xi: Hello, Viper. It's been quite a while since we last met.
  • Kaa: Wow, I never knew that cobras could be as big as him.
  • Sir Hiss: Okay, I take it back, he is pretty intimidating.
  • Viper: Alright, Fu-Xi, tell me, are you here as a hero or as a villain?
  • Fu-Xi: It matters not. I am fully aware that Cynder has told you about my involvement.
  • Lola: So what, are you gonna kill her for ratting out on you?
  • Fu-Xi: No, I actually felt that our acquaintanceship needed to end one way or another. So I decided to just motivate her to tell you instead of confront you myself because you would not think fondly of me.
  • Viper: Well, yeah, you almost poisoned an entire village.
  • Fu-Xi: The point being that I felt that it was a matter of time before you found out. So I will have to say right now... I'm here as a hero.
  • Viper: Are you sure? You attacked random innosent people.
  • Fu-Xi: "INNOSENT?! ALOT OF THEM WERE MONGOOSES OR ALLIES OF MONGOOSES?! Surely, your fully aware of what Mongooses have done to all snake kind!?"
  • Sir Hiss: "Now, I don't blame you for making, a certain assumtion based on the actions of certain individuals, but, I honestly doubt those mongooses were in anyway assusiated with this, Su Su, I-"
  • Fu-Xi: "THEN ASK THEM YOURSELF?! I HEARD IT WITH MY OWN, well..... EARHOLES!?"
  • Savio: "You actselly think those Mongooses you attacked worked with this Ka-Boom guy? Well then WHY just put them in the state of fear and not-"
  • Fu-Xi: "Because my mother's against that. She already doesn't approve of me attacked "Reformed" Anti-Snake Mongoose members as it is, can you imagine her scolding me greatly for ACTUAL death?"
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, I meant no disrespect torwords your feelings, good sir, but I'm afraid I'll have to side with your mother in this. If those Mongooses are indeed former members, then OBVIOUSLY they aren't a threat to even so much as a little guardner snake, much less someone of YOUR magnatude."
  • Fu-Xi: "Hmmpth. One would think you people, espeically fellow snakes, would approve of my contributions when you were in the most trouble. For exsample. You obviously know of me helping Cynder with her Qui Anxity. But what about when I contributed in helping you exposed Wayne as a fake cop that he was!"
  • The Snake Lougers were surprised!
  • Viper: "..... You got us the video evidence?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Curticy of mother. I also talked those High Councilers to get off their butts and stop that stupid rat pirate while he still thinks his hostage plan was gonna work! Otherwise the bloodly twat would've actselly destroyed Alberta Canada by now. I also got that Bao Sa Mao guy to intervine against his former minions causing trouble in that pony place."
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh.... Well, I, guess we owe some thanks, good sir."
  • Fu-Xi: "Why, dear Viper, I even saved your uncle's life from an assassination attempt by Su Su himself!"
  • Viper was surprised....
  • Viper: "..... You did?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well DUH! I may be alittle loopy, but I'm not a gurdge holder!?"
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, I'm afraid you just contridicted yourself, considering you were attacking Mongooses and other non-snakes and-"
  • Fu-Xi: "Rephrase: I'm not a grudge holder, to fellow snakes."
  • Sir Hiss: "Ahh."
  • Fu-Xi: "I was also nice enough to have some friends steal away Junjie's little mind-warp serum and replaced it with Mo Tong's bad taste goop! (Laughs)! IT HELPED EVEN MORE THAT THE STUPID BASTURD WAS UNDER MENTAL STRESS!? THAT MADE IT HILARIOUS?! (LAUGHS OUT LOUD?!)"
  • Savio joined in laughing!
  • Savio: "I KNOW! ESPEICALLY WHEN HE KEPT JAMMING THE STUFF DOWN ICKY'S THROAT HOPING IT WOULD WORK?! (LAUGHS!)"
  • Fu-Xi: "AW MAN! They CLEARLY don't make villains like they used to."
  • Lola Boa: "So, wait a minute.... Does that mean you been spying on us since that Legends of Awesomeness episode?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Admitingly, yes. I wanted to understand what Viper saw in that fat panda that it was worth forsaking a great messiah to all snakes, like myself. At first, I mostly, didn't get it.... But then I saw all your hardships, your turmoils, your times of happiness, your times of when... I often can't help myself but to laugh. I have... Sort've understood why. Perhaps I have misjudged the leggers.... Or, at least, ones in your little inner circle. I was, disgusted, by what the Mongooses and Leggers of this world were doing to snakes?! Mr. Mong, was over-working a poor python while his able-bodied goons were enjoying lunch!? And-"
  • Savio: "Yeah, about that.... Uh, you see, the Python you "thought" was enslaved... Was a serious work-a-holic who's addicted to working himself to death because he wanted to live up to his father's philosify of being a real working man. His boss Mong and those other guys wanted to get him to STOP working."
  • Fu-Xi made a confused face.
  • Fu-Xi: "Wait, that was for real? But I don't get it. Mong's a member of the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan, how could he be-"
  • Sir Hiss: "Ah-ah-ah-ah, correction, WAS, a member. The gentleman OBVIOUSLY reabiliated himself. And it mostly implies to most of the other poor mongooses you attacked based on that unfortunate assumtion!"
  • Fu-Xi: "........... Ohhhhhhhhhhh..... Shit..... How bad is it?"
  • Lola holds up the poster.
  • Lola Boa: "You have a bounty of ZILLIONS of Dollars on you?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "........ Ok, ok, ok! I guess even great messiahs can make mistakes every now and aga-"
  • Mo Tong: "(Appears) FU-XI, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!?"
  • Fu-Xi: "In a minute, Squeakers, I'm busy!"
  • Mo Tong: "First of all, STOP CALLING ME THAT, and secondly, remember those other enemies OUTSIDE of Su Su? Well Tri-corn brought them here to kill you?! Moon Chi, Steelbeak, The Snake Hunters, Prince Rajah, even freaking Snake Killer Inc is here!? We gotta-?!"
  • Larry the Anaconda: "Wait, which Steelbeak are we talking? Are we talking, the scary blade holding crane with a steel beak, or the crime boss rooster with a steel beak from Darkwing Duck?"
  • Mo Tong: "...... (Sarcasticly) Yes, it's a crimeboss rooster from a 90s show.... (Seriously) I think we can safely assume, it's the scary crane!"
  • Larry: Yeah, that's a good call.
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh come now, I'm sure he's not that scar- (Begins studdering), (Gulp), Uh, e-e-e-e-e-e-e-everyone?!"
  • A familier shadow forms behind Fu-Xi and Mo Tong....
  • Mo Tong: "..... He's right behind us, isn't he?"
  • Fu-Xi: " (Keeping calm and not even looking at the shadow's owner)..... Hello, Sinsworth. How's being related to an infamous member of Taiklar's crew treating you?"
  • Steelbeak came forth as Fu-Xi finally looked at him.
  • Steelbeak: Ello, Fu-Xi.... How's bout we settle this like true gentlemen... (Opens his cape and reveals wings filled with blades, and laughs menacingly)
  • Sir Hiss: Meep!
  • Lola Boa: Aye-aye-aye, that could give Lord Shen a run for his money!
  • Fu-Xi: "ALL OF YOU, GO NOW!? YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO BATTLE STEELBEAK WITHOUT THE REST OF THE LOUGERS?! SQUEAKERS, GET THEM OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Mo Tong: "I'd complain about the name, (Sees Steelbeak charging for the attack) BUT NOW'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A GOOD TIME?!"
  • Viper: "Fu-Xi, please, let us help you-"
  • Fu-Xi: "I can handle this fool myself!"
  • Fu-Xi zooms around Steelbeak and leads him away, while the bird was still laughing insanely!
  • Mo Tong: "Fu-Xi will be fine, now come with me, I know where your Louger friends can be found!"
  • Viper: "But we must help-"
  • Sir Hiss: "Viper, I know you want to help this fallen hero, but there's a better time for that. It's best we do what he saids now and not risk getting harmed by that loonatic bird! We're not even in a position to handle a bunch of thugs a few minutes ago!"
  • Mo Tong: "I'd listen to your boyfriend here miss. You guys may fight strong and honorly, but Steelbeak has a dangerious atvantage over that... He cheats in battle. And you're not in the right numbers to handle that nut! Understand?"
  • Viper:... (Sighs) Very well. Let's move. (Mo Tong scurries off as the Lodgers follow)

Meanwhile...

  • Fu-Xi: (Continues fighting Steelbeak until he gets hit by the Snake Killer Inc. Van) DOOF!!!... (He cartoonishly recovers from the blow) SUNDAY DRIVER?!
  • Nooby-Doo came out.
  • Nooby-Doo: "... Hello, Fu-Xi."
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Noobert....."
  • Nooby-Doo: "You remember my, assusiates, correct?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Oh yes.... Your collection of Hanna-Barbara rejects and total high-shcool drop-outs!"
  • Nooby: "Don't underestimate them based on their.... Less glamorious quilities. Beating in their hearts, is the mark of famed snake-hunting warriors! With obvious exception from Raggy."
  • Daphne-like Girl: Alright, Fu-Xi! Let's settle this! (Does karate poses)
  • Fu-Xi: I see you're no longer just a mindless bimbo, but, seriously? Karate? THAT wanna-be of a martial art? That's nothing compared to Kung Fu!? It makes karate look like a dance from preshcool!
  • Daphne-like Girl: Oh, yeah? (Attacks Fu-Xi as they begin fighting)
  • Fu-Xi: "GIVE IT UP YOUNG LADY!? IT'S A WASTE OF TIME TO FIGHT ME?!"
  • Fu-Xi smacks the girl in the face and sent her flying, but recovers with several quick flips, somersults backwords and gets back up!
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Ok, admitingly, that's better then what you used to be like."
  • Steelbeak: HEY! (Throws a blade at the girl, yet she dodges it) HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR FIGHT, YOU KNOCKOFF ASSHOLES?!?
  • Teddie: You snooze, you lose, pal! Fu-Xi is ours. (They all bickered with each other until Fu-Xi was grabbed by Moon Chi as he tried to escape)
  • Vernma:... Uh... Guys, he's gone!
  • Nooby-Doo: Oh, nice going, you looney-bin escapee, now we have to find him all over again!?!
  • Raggy: LIKE, IT'S MOON CHI!! (They see him taking off with Fu-Xi)
  • Nooby-Doo: AFTER HIM!! (SKI gets into their van as it turns into a flying van and chases after Moon Chi)
  • Steelbeak: "OH BLOODLY ELL, MOON CHEESE!?"
  • Steelbeak flew up after him!
  • Moon Chi: Yes, you are all mine, Fu-Xi! You must pay for all the crimes you have committed on my great home.
  • Fu-Xi: Oh come on, your STILL believing in Su Su's lies, you blasted banana-breath imbacile?! (Slaps him in the face)
  • Moon Chi: OW! (Fu-Xi starts fighting him, and Moon Chi used great agility and flexibility in the fight)
  • Fu-Xi: Uhhgh, WHY did you have to be adopted by Gibbins?! Why couldn't of it be something slow like, Gorillas or Turtles? Or better yet, snails.
  • Moon Chi: Well, unluckly for you, I was taken in by gibbins! Otherwise, I would've already been poisoned. You'll never bite me with this kind of speed. (Jumps around laughing) Come and get me, long-one! (Laughs until he is struck by the SKI van) OOF!!
  • Nooby-Doo: HAH! Striking people with this van is just as fun as using it to run over squirrels!
  • Tire pops are heard!
  • The tires have been damaged by blades!
  • Steelbeak was laughing!
  • Steelbeak: "LET'S SEE GOODYEAR OR THAT WEIRD TIRE-OBCESSED MASCOT FROM THOSE TIRE COMMERCELS FIX THAT BIT OF A BAD SPOT, EH GOV'NER?!"
  • Steelbeak laughed!?
  • Fu-Xi snuck attacked him and knocked Steelbeak unconjustus!
  • Fu-Xi: "I second this retard's notion!"
  • Fu-Xi slithers off!
  • Nooby-Doo: "...... EVERYONE, GET YOUR EQUITMENT OUT AND READY NOW?!"
  • Fu-Xi returned to the street.
  • Fu-Xi: "Ok, that was Moon Chi, Steelbeak, and those Snake Killer Inc twats. Am I missing someone?"
  • Contrey music was heard.
Cheeseburger - Commin' Home (Superjail! Theme) FULL

Cheeseburger - Commin' Home (Superjail! Theme) FULL

  • As the song plays, the Snake Hunters in a dirty pick-up truck charged for Fu-Xi!
  • Billy, Al and Pete: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Oh yeah.... THOSE yokals."
  • Fu-Xi shouted as he dodged the pick-up truck in time!
  • Billy Frog: "CHASE'IM DOWN, PETEY BOY?!"
  • Pete Possum: I got him! (He chases down Fu-Xi with the truck) THIS WILL BE BLOODY AND SWEET!! (Cackles)
  • Fu-Xi: (Manages to retreat onto a red-light pole, pass the truck, and jump on top of it)
  • Billy: HE'S ON THE ROOF!! (Fu-Xi uses his fangs to tear into the truck, and rips it open)
  • Fu-Xi: Surprise!
  • Al: I GOT HIM! (Takes out a club, and tries to wallop Fu-Xi with it, but he dodges it, and keeps dodging it) JUST MISSIN' HIM!! (Fu-Xi causes him to wreck the truck many times until it crashes into a wall, and Fu-Xi continues to overwhelm the three Frog-Hunter style)
  • Billy:... This snake, ain't like no other snake I've ever seen... He's smart!
  • Pete: You THINK?!?
  • Fu-Xi: (Hisses at them and displays his fangs, causing them to run off screaming)... Well, that takes care of that- (Sees a charging Steelbeak) Oh yeah, this crazy asshole again.
  • Steelbeak: YAAAAAAHHHH!! (Throws blades at Fu-Xi, yet when he dodges, he is punched into the air by Moon Chi, yet he is then caught by Rajah before any of them could catch him)
  • Moon Chi/Steelbeak: RAJAH!!
  • Rajah: It shall be so much fun to make you dance for me!
  • Fu-Xi: When will you realize that you can't make me, you pacifist?
  • Rajah: You don't remember my snake-charming ability? Just as hypnotic to snakes as a snake's traditional hypnotism ability.
  • Fu-Xi: Joke's on you, two-legger, my mother taught me how to become immune to non-snake hypnotic tricks. You use that on me, and nothing happens.
  • Rajah: "....... That explains why you were able to free my entire snake collection last time without my family heirloom's flute being able to do anything before. Perhaps I need to fine-tune that thing before I-"
  • Fu-Xi charged at Rajah!
  • Smacks and hits are head as Moon Chi and Steelbeak flinched and look away of the scene.
  • Moon Chi: "Owch. The false prince CLEARLY didn't think this through."
  • Steelbeak: "No he bloodly didn't."
  • Slam!
  • Rajah started to fall!
  • Moon Chi: "...... Uh-oh."
  • Steelbeak: "Oh, bloodly ell."
  • Rajah slammed into Moon Chi and Steelbeak!
  • Moon Chi/Steelbeak: "OOF?!"
  • Nooby-Doo entered the scene armed with a futuristic looking gun along with Teddie and Vernma.
  • Nooby-Doo: "And as usual, it's about time the PROFESSIONALS handle everything?!"
  • Nooby, Ted, and Vernma aimed their guns at Fu-Xi.
  • Fu-Xi: "Oh, shit."
  • Fu-Xi leaped off of Rajah's carpet and avoided each of the trio's gunfire!
  • Fu-Xi: "I hate it when that mutt of a spoiled bratty tycoon of a murder corperation always has to bring his blasted toys into this!?"
  • Nooby's voice: "I HEARD THAT RETORT, SERPENT?!"
  • Fu-Xi does every trick and action possable to avoid Nooby, Vernma and Ted!
  • But eventally, Fu-Xi got into a corner in an ally and Nooby, Vernma, and Ted cornered him in.
  • Nooby-Doo: "Well, admitingly, you should've been handled more smoothly, but we finally got you!"
  • The trio aimed their weapons, but when they attempt to fire, all that was heard from them was a click.
  • Fu-Xi smiled.
  • Nooby-Doo saw that the weapon was out of battery so quickly because of all the missed fire.
  • Nooby-Doo: "..... Clever Serpent....."
  • Teddie: "Uh, Nooby? I don't think I feel safe being around that guy without a fully loaded gun any-"
  • Nooby-Doo: "VERNMA GAVE YOU AND THE REST OF US AMMUNITY TO ANY SNAKE VENOM IN THE UNIVERSES, TEDWORD!? We still have Fu-Xi within our mist!"
  • Vernma: "FYI, Genius, remember when I mentioned that Fu-Xi wasn't like normal snakes cause of being created by magic and dragon's fire from a Sage Golith Beetle and a Dragon God and the fact that I STILL haven't perfected making us ammuned to his fear-causing venom!?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "..... Oh, shasbot."
  • Fu-Xi: "Such a pity for you as usual, Noob! Now you'd be wise to SCRAM, or else I'll give you the Bob Barker treatment?! AND YOU WELL ENOUGH KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS WHEN I TOOK ONE OF YOUR FAMILY JEWELS FROM THE PROCESS IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT?!"
  • Nooby winced in paniced and closed off his crotch with his legs.
  • Nooby-Doo: "(Scared, wimpy voice) Tactical retreat."
  • The Trio ran off!
  • Fu-Xi: "IF IT'S ANY CONSULATION, THAT THING TASTED AWFUL?! BLACH?! BUT I WON'T HESTITATE TO DO IT AGAIN IF I HEAR THAT YOU STILL HARM INNOSENT SNAKES IN YOUR "BUSINESS" AS YOU DARE CALL IT?!"
  • The Trio completely ran off.
  • Fu-Xi: "(Laughs). Too easy! And I can ALWAYS handle those idiots as long as they never realise that their hatred for me is stronger then their disagreements!"
  • Fu-Xi slithered off, unaware that he was watched by Lord Cobra, with Teen Mang, Chrysalis, and the Old Snake.
  • Old Snake: ".... See what I mean on how powerful he is? Even the infamous Snake Killer Inc's leader, Noobert Doo, runs away in terror... Imagine, if he can do the same, to the Lougers?"
  • Chrysalis: "I don't know about this Mang. He may not nessersarly be a true villain. He's more of an extremely violent anti-hero at best."
  • Teen Mang: "Yeah.... And, he kinda scares me.... Worse then even Master Xehanort, and that human's scary as fuck!"
  • Cobra: "TEEN ME?! What did I say about cussing?"
  • Teen Mang: Hey, come on, I'm old enough to do that. I'm about 18 at best.
  • Cobra: Well, I still say you watch your mouth! Being a villian doesn't nessersarly require foul languise!
  • Old Snake: Both of you shut up! We're on a secret mission here. And trust me, we can trick Fu-Xi into being a pawn.
  • Chrysalis: How? He plays by his own rules and nobody else's. He can't be so easily fooled by tricks as that foolish starfish leader of the Lodge.
  • Old Snake: "Oh, come on, it's not like he's un-corruptable."
  • Cobra: "Uh...... He has a powerful Sage Golith beetle mother that, most very likely made him ammuned to ALL forms of corruption... In thoery, not even Malefor, the Darkspawn of corruption himself, would be able corrupt THAT guy!"
  • Old Snake: "..... Are you freaking serious?"
  • Cobra: "Why did you think we didn't bother going after Lord Fu-Xi to begin with?"
  • Old Snake: "...... WELL, APPEARENTLY, THERE GOES THAT PLAN!? If even your strongest corruption magic can't get to him, THEN HOW TH HELL ARE WE SUPPOSE TO KEEP HIM FROM ENDING UP BECOMING A LOUGER?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Tecnecally, he did that on his own when he attacked random Mongooses because of their former linage to an anti-snake clan of mongooses. Or, would it be, Mongeese? On count of the fact it has Goose in it? Anyway, point is, the controversey's more then enough to keep that from happening."
  • Old Snake: ".... That's, the troble. Controversey means NOTHING to the lougers?! Your ex-leader Cynder and Lord Shen are PROOF of it?!"
  • Cobra: "Well, maybe back then, but ever since they have to deal with Senator Tri-corn, they tend to be, MUCH, more cautious!?"
  • Old Snake: "Tri-corn, has been well-informed of Fu-Xi's tragity, and will not intervine TOO MUCH about his includion into the Lougers?!"
  • Chrysalis: "Well ok then, Mr. Negitive, then how else are we suppose to keep that guy from getting with the Lougers?!"
  • Old Snake: "..... Perhaps, if we were to contain the Golith Beetle and threaten her life, we can scare Fu-Xi into never joining the misfits...."
  • Cobra: "...... Better yet, Old Bean. We can scare him into doing THAT, AND GETTING HIM TO JOIN THE LEAGE INSTEAD!? Lord Fu-Xi loves his bug momma more then virtually anything else! It's brillient!? But however, it can't be by us to avoid pissing him off! I.... Made simular mistakes with the likes of a roadrunner and a poodle back in my day... What a wasted oppertunity they were. It has to be by someone he already hates!"
  • Old Snake: "Alchourse.... How about, we convince those Bounty Hunters to not only work for us instead of that idiot Tri-corn, but to work togather to bring down Fu-Xi?"
  • Teen Mang: "Uh, you sure about that? Those guys argue more then us with Team Nefarious and The Scourge Imperials. They're just too different."
  • Old Snake: "But as Fu-Xi mentioned, they have one thing that makes them the same.... They're equil hatred for Fu-Xi. If those simpletons were to realise that they are more allies then truely competitors, then they will unite to share a commen goal..."
  • Cobra: "Well, it's just that, alot of people have been detered to get involve with us thanks to the tabliods claiming that the Villain Leage's a darkspawn worshipping cult, and-"
  • Old Snake: "Then DO what you always have being saying! That the tabliod rumors are just that! Rumors approved by the High Council to keep idiots like them from otherwise signing up by the dosens!"
  • Cobra: ".... Ok, we'll, see what we can do, but don't expect any quick results. Those guys feud more then Indians and Cowboys."
  • Chrysalis: "HA! Are you kidding? I seen Griffins and Arimaspi get along better then those wastes of existences!"
  • Teen Mang: "Heck, those guys make you and Junjie look like best buddies, master."
  • Cobra: "And THAT'S saying a HELL of alot!?"
  • Old Snake: "You managed to convince some of the best villains in the universe to get involve with your group! I think you can handle a few money grubbing snake hunters. I'm seriously counting on you guys, and so does a powerful donator to the Mafia Allience. He expects results, even if they're small ones."
  • The Old Snake disappeared.
  • Cobra: "Well, Chrysalis, Teen Me, it's clear we got our work cut out. We better keep sharp eyes on our Bounty Hunter friends and devise a plan to win them over to our ambitions, and quickly."

Chapter 4: Secrets of the Victims Revealed

Victim Ward.

  • The Snake Lougers were long re-united with the Lougers as they returned to the Victim Ward.
  • Icky: "So, Vips, ya sure what that Fu-Xi guy said was true? He admited that he was nuts, so how do you know what he said isn't about as creditable as your typical conspiracty throey gobbity gook?"
  • Viper: "When it concerns the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan, Fu-Xi would not dare lie about that."
  • Icky: "Maybe, but what if he doesn't even realise he's bullshiting even himself and is just a mentally disturbed loonitic?"
  • Shifu: "I know Fu-Xi's words feels, hard to trust Icky, and for obvious reasons, but we should never risk doubting the existence of a far dangerious force because sometimes our shorce of it's infomation is not exactly.... Any better."
  • Icky: "Ok, but it's not like Mr. Mong would actselly admit that he's part of a group of snake murderors."
  • Mr. Mong has since recovered as looks like he regrets everything.
  • Viper: "Mr. Mong? We need to talk about Fu-Xi."
  • Mr. Mong: ".... You found out why he attacked me, did you?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, the guy said you and a few other Mongooses were part of a group of known snake killers, but I like to think that's bullshit, because your clearly on honest guy working for a contruction company, you probuly never even killed a snake in your life, so we're just gonna let you get to sleep and-"
  • Mr. Mong: "It's true.... The Mong family wasn't always an honest living family. We were once blinded by that maniac Su Su to do hidious atrosities against serpents!"
  • Icky stared shocked.
  • Icky: "..... You mean the tell me that the loopy cobra that attacked you and several others was actselly RIGHT!? Ok, how many other Mongooses in this room was actselly apart of a group of snake killings?! RAISE YOUR HANDS NOW?!? (Most of the mongooses raised their hands)...You're serious?
  • Mongoose #1: Well, I wasn't part of that ridiculous clan.
  • Mongoose #2: But what did you expect? We're mongooses. We're SUPPOSED to be against snakes. They make up part of our diet for God's sake! I mean, have you ever read that story about the mongoose and the cobra...what was it called again?
  • Mongoose #3: Rikki-Tikki-Tavi?
  • Mongoose #2: Yeah, that.
  • Bagheera: Oh, trust me, as a guy who read that book once since I'm a character conjured up by the same author, and from a land where mongooses are indigenous, I nderstand your pain.
  • Baloo: But being part of a mongoose clan that kills snakes for the sake of revenge is a deplorable act.
  • Mr. Mong: Why do you think we quit? Su Su, even for spieces rivalry standerds started to become, intolerable! He once blow up a sacred snake temple in india?!
  • Icky: "What this before OR AFTER HE ASKED YOU PEOPLE TO DRIVE PEOPLE TO KILL FU-XI'S FAMILY?!"
  • Mr. Mong: "About 3 days after."
  • Icky: "...... MY GOD, YOU IDIOTS DESERVE TO BE THROWN IN JAIL FOR THIS?!"
  • Mr. Mong: "Please, don't! We're not those kind of Mongooses anymore, and we do quite wish to make amends!"
  • Icky: "BUT YOUR PART OF THE SAME GROUP THAT'S RESPONDSABLE FOR DESTROYING A SACRED SNAKE TEMPLE IN INDIA!? THAT'S UNREDEEMABLE?! BACK ME UP HERE GUYS!?"
  • Shifu: "Well, Icky, your only half right, but fault clearly belongs to Su Su alone. I known him well enough from Master Oogway and Viper's father. Su Su has been known to twist the minds of mongooses into serving him through mysterious means. Even the most 'devoted' members, can't be nessersarly blamed for their actions..."
  • Icky: ".... Ok, I'll get over it. I know where this always leads too. I over-react, people justify the obvious bullshit, and I'm made to look like an unlikeable jerk. I may as well get over it now."
  • Lord Shen: "But we do agree however that these Mongooses need to pay proper amends to socity for their actions in being with a murderious clan of snake haters. Mr. Mong, we'll be back to place you and most of the other mongooses under louger costity to be place on trail for being part of a fanactical group of snake-hating extremists. The High Council would like answers."
  • Mr. Mong: "Would this, cost me my job? I kinda need it to put food on the table for my family."
  • Shifu: "We'll promise we'll keep the controversey from taking away your jobs, but you must promise you'll accept judgement in return for this."
  • Mr. Mong: "If I'll have to, to really prove that me and these other mongooses reformed then, I'll accept the terms of my punishment.... No questions asked."
  • Shifu: "Good. Now, we'll simply have to inform this to Tri-corn.... And given she gave Jamica the day off to avoid meeting the Anti-Snake Bounty Hunters, we'll have to work SERIOUSLY hard to keep her from over-reacting."
  • Merlin: "The High Council and myself will handle Tri-corn's likely rage. The rest of you need to head out and find Fu-Xi first AND defeat those Bounty Hunters before they BOTH cause more trouble then they likely already caused."
  • Po: "WE'RE ON IT?!"
  • The rest of the Lougers ran off!

Chapter 5: The Anti-Snake Bounty Hunters Partner Up

Downtown  alley.

  • The Bounty Hunters sat in a circle.
  • Moon Chi, Steelbeak, the Snake Hunters, and most Snake Killer Inc all stared at eachother angerly. Prince Rajah was relieving stress with a meditation and clearly saw that everyone was upset, where sitting next to him was Raggy.
  • Prince Rajah: "Oh, dear, this is at most not good. Everyone is clearly mad at eachother."
  • Raggy: "I know man.... Everyone's mellow and chi is really harshed out."
  • Prince Rajah: "Maybe I should try something to ease tension. (Gets the other Bounty Hunters attention). Mr. Moon Chi, Mr. Steelbeak, Misters Billy, Al, and Pete, Mr. Nooby and friends, it's quite obvious that we're all alittle upset lately, so, I offer a chance to cool our tensions off, by offering either two things, one, we eat a nice spicy bowl of my mother's curry, or we have a lovely yoga sesson. It's a great way to relieve stress and-"
  • Steelbeak: "SAVE US THE INDIAN SENTIMENTALS, FAKE PRINCE?! THANKS TO YOU FALLING ON US THROUGH A BOTCHED ATTEMPT TO HYPNOTISE FU-XI, WE ENDED UP LOSING HIM?! AND YOU, MONKEY BUTT?! (POINTS TO MOON CHI) YOU HAD TO BLOODLY GO AND TOSSED THE BLIGHTER FU-XI INTO THE AIR LIKE A TWAT AND ALLOW THAT DUMB JUNGLE CAT TO GET HIM?!"
  • Moon Chi: "DON'T YOU DARE BLAME ME FOR WHAT IS MERELY THE WORK OF FATE, STEELBEAK!? Obviously, I wasn't meant to kill Fu-Xi NOW! It figured I need to do it with idiots like YOU, OUT OF THE WAY!? ESPEICALLY THE ONES WHO HIT ME WITH THEIR STUPID RIP-OFF VAN!?"
  • Nooby: "WELL MAYBE IF YOU LET US PROFESSIONALS HANDLE IT, MAYBE THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED?!"
  • Steelbeak: "WELL IF YOU LOT JUST LET ME HAVE FU-XI AND THAT MONEY, WE ALL WOULDN'T BE HIDING IN AN ALLY IN DISGRACE!? AND WHAT WAS WITH YOU THREE IDIOTS RUNNING AWAY LIKE COWERDS FROM FU-XI!? AREN'T SNAKES YOUR SPEICALLITY?!"
  • Billy Frog: "SHUT IT, TURKEY NECK?!"
  • Prince Rajah: "Now now now, friends, I know we exspearienced a very bad case of the rough days at the office, but I'm possitive that one of us will capture Fu-Xi anyway. And alchourse, it would be me, cause I like to resolve Snake problems peacefully."
  • Nooby: "SHUT UP!? WHY ARE YOU EVEN A BOUNTY HUNTER ON SNAKES WHEN YOU CLEARLY LIKED THEM?! WHY IS FU-XI YOUR ENEMY THEN?!"
  • Prince Rajah: "Well, he may most likely had a misunderstanding on my business practices and-"
  • Vernma: "MISUNDERSTANDING MY ASS!? You were asentually mind warping them to be your mind-slaves and back-up dancers for your shows!?"
  • Prince Rajah: "But at least I was honest about my practices. The misunderstanding was that he thinks I was degrading and humiliating them in some way."
  • Pete Possum: "Tecnecally, you were, pussy cat! You was making them dance like worms on ice!"
  • Prince Rajah: "An understandable concern, but I wasn't at all abusing them, oh no. I kept them safe, gave them food, I treated them like family, and loved them. Perhaps I should've improved my practices, but, I wasn't otherwise malevolent in some way."
  • Moon Chi: "That's the thing with Fu-Xi. You even look at a snake the wrong way, he accuses you being worse then Darkspawn! You were nothing but a freewill robbing mindwarper to Fu-Xi and you were enslaving snakes forcefully!"
  • Prince Rajah: "Well, again, perhaps I do need to change my practices, but, I'm otherwise not bad like you guys."
  • The other Bounty Hunters sighed.
  • Moon Chi: "Argueablity, your right. At least your not a dispised snake hater because no one wants to understand that.... Your parents died from a snake clan attack. And I don't even know why for."
  • Steelbeak: "I may be nothing short of a sadist and scosiopath, but I gots feelings too mate. People tend ta treat ya rotten for having even only one ansister who was a known pirate."
  • Billy Frog: "Yeah.... And me and the boys used to be simple exterminators. We handled more then just snakes. But we happened to be espeically good against snakes. Trouble is, we, kinda ended up enjoying bringing down the snakes too much, and well... I think that may've done been why Fu-Xi destroyed our reputation like he done did."
  • Al E. Gator: "Yeah, along with having beaten us up."
  • Pete Possum: "And other unpeasentries we done rather not discuss."
  • Teddie: "That's nothing. Socity these days started to appresiate snakes alittle better now. And well, I came from a family of a legacy of snake haters that we rather forget and.... Well, ya mess with one snake nerd, he gets even and exposes the former legacy, and I get thrown out of school and got disowned by my family."
  • Shephenie: "OMG, that's why happened to me too!"
  • Teddie and Shepenie began to look at eachother with hearts flying around.
  • Vernma: "In an attempt to be on top of a snake genius, I accsidently turned my parents into horrorable crab people with a faulty cancer cure that ended up destroying the science fair... And possability would've destroyed the town if the same snake didn't end up saving the day. I rejected his futle attempts to prevent people from hating me and went on to be a mad goth sciencetist until Nooby dragged me into this position."
  • Steelbeak: "What about the Hippy?"
  • Vernma: "Eh, he's just some random hippy we dragged in because we thought he be good for laughs. He's asentually like Rajah. He doesn't have true hatred for snakes, or, anything nature-made."
  • Moon Chi: "Well, since we know about Rajah's origins as a humble boy who espires to be a snake master from his biograothy books he gave out in his hayday, Noob, what is YOUR excuse to be in the snake hunting business?"
  • Nooby: ".... Originally, I didn't even had a thing against snakes..... I only made them suffer for my own benifit for money.... But I must also admit....  I started Snake Killer Inc because...... I, am jealious of Cousin Scoobert's success."

Flashback.

  • Noobert and Scooby Doo were puppies.
  • (Nooby-Doo): "Ever since Puppyhood, I was the only one of my family to be able to speak perfect english.... Ya know, before Scrappy..... I, was a finacel genius...... I, was an inspiring gentlemen....... I, dreamed of contributing to socity with great ambitions.... I hoped, to become an Icon for Hanna-Barbara to top even Yogi-Bear..... My audition was awe inspiring..."
  • A Young Noobert puppy was reciting Shakespere.
  • Young Noobert: "What light, on what yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet, is the sun."
  • Young Noobert was still reciting as the Hanna-Barbara representitives were starting to fall asleep and be bored.
  • Young Scooby Doo saw that his cousin was in trouble.
  • Young Scooby-Doo: "Row-no! My Cousin ris rin rouble! I rave to relp him!"
  • Young Scooby-Doo went off!
  • As Young Noobert was still reciting Shakespere, Young Scooby-Doo, dressed like a girl barged in and accsidently knocked Noobert down!
  • Young Scooby-Doo: "ROW ROMIO, ROW ROMIO?! WHERE ARE THOU, ROMI- (Sees that Noobert was on the floor).... Roopies. Rorry."
  • The Representives started to laugh!
  • Young Noobert: "..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU BLOCK-HEADED IMBACLE!? YOU RUINED MY AUDTION!? IT'S A GOOD THING THESE INTELLIGENT REPRESENTIVES WOULD NEVER THINK TO ACCEPT A BUMBLING, IMPET IDIOT LIKE YOU?!"
  • Representative Cartoon Ape: Actually... That guy is perfect for the cartoon business! He speaks semi-dog, he has a comedic edge, just a few more things to add, and bada-bing-bada-boom, he's a comedic genius.
  • Young Nooby/Young Scooby: WHAT?!?
  • Young Scooby-Doo: You're rerious?
  • Cartoon Duck Representative: As serious as a heart attack! Welcome to the Hanna-Barbera community, Scooby-Doo!
  • Young Scooby-Doo:... SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOOOOOO!!!
  • Young Nooby: (His mouth hung open and his eye twitched, he got angry, and stormed out)
  • (Nooby-Doo): I had the chance to win it all! A TV show of my own, a cast to look up to, and possibly even a girlfriend to go with it. Then my cousin just steals the spotlight from me just like that! Sure I admit it was just circumstance, but I don't just blame the representatives for looking up to him and not me! I blamed him for that particular moment. Then I watched as he got spotlight after spotlight, even bringing a few other members of our family like Scrappy and Scooby-Dum with him! But nobody cared or even bothered to introduce me.

Present

  • Nooby-Doo: And I decided, screw the cartoon business, I can do better things with my life! So I left my world and assembled my team to become a great snake-killing business. Though it didn't make my legacy with Scooby any better. And it obviously made me a foe to Fu-Xi as well, and.... Let's just say the snake REALLY desided to punish me for running a business dedicated to hunt his crime and... I have a painful reminder in, the family jewels.
  • Vernma: "Translation: the guy bit him in the crouch."
  • Nooby-Doo: "I HAVE PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!?"
  • Raggy: Well, dude, maybe you didn't get picked because those representatives were practically bored with your thespian showmanship. They wanted comedy and pizazz, not a bunch of bladdy-blah poetry.
  • Nooby-Doo: I was getting to a comedic moment, Raggy!
  • Vernma: Well... What was it? Show us.
  • Nooby-Doo:... (Sighs) Very well. (Clears throat) What light, on what yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet, is the sun...

3 minutes later...

  • Nooby-Doo: (The group was practically bored as Nooby continued to quote Shakespeare).... WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T HER TOWER!!! IT'S THE TOWER OF MY EX-GIRLFRIEND!!! WHAT A STUCK-UP PAIN IN THE FANNY SHE WAS!! Then I remove a brick from the tower, and it causes the whole damn thing to fall to the ground and she appears in whatever cartoonish survival condition that causes her to not die. It was genius.
  • Moon Chi:... Okay, I admit, that part was a little bit funny, but you couldn't build up to it without such long and boring Shakespeare? By all means, reference Shakespere, but do it in a way that would be short, sweet and to the point. Keeping the qoute as un-abriged as it was made it.... Boring. No wonder they denied your chance.
  • Nooby-Doo:... (Sighs), Everyone's a critic. You see why I became the leader of a snake-hunting group? I'm not that good at comedy. I was only a rookie at the time, and I didn't understand how cartoons like Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quick-Draw McGraw, or even my cousin got such good laughs out of people. Hell, they all live in the same sector in the Warner Brothers Universe and still do their Laff-a-Lympics routines to this day.
  • Teddie: Hey, pal, nobody's perfect. There's things we can't do, and there's things we can do. We're happy that you became who you are now, right guys? (The rest of SKI agree) You helped us out of thick and thin. You gave us a new life when our old ones were going nowhere, and fast. How can we hate you for that?
  • Nooby-Doo:... I supposes some thanks are due here.
  • Steelbeak: Alright, enough of the mushy stuff here, we need to figure out how we're going to take down that Fu-Xi bastard without being burdensome to each other.
  • Moon Chi: "Did you HAVE to bring that back in? We were OBVIOUSLY remotely starting to get along before you brought Fu-Xi back into this!? And besides, this problem would be EASILY resloved, if the rest of you, and it's just my opinion here, DESIDE TO UP AND LEAVE AND ALLOW HIS ONE TRUE NEMISIS, ME, TO FIGHT HIM ALREADY!?"
  • Steelbeak: "Now wait a minute monkey boy! He's pretty much our enemy too?!"
  • Moon Chi: "But I'M his most personal behind Su Su himself!? THE, SU-SU?!"
  • Steelbeak: "Well maybe I'm not THAT personal of a foe, but god save the queen, I AM JUST AS CAPABLE TO HUNT THAT MONGREL DOWN THEN YOU BARELY ARE!?"
  • Prince Rajah: "Now now, friends, we must keep cool heads here and-"
  • Billy Frog: "WE DESERVE THE DANG RIGHT TO HUNT DOWN THAT FU-XI SNAKE?! AFTER ALL, HE RUINED OUR BUSINESS AND CREDIABLITY AS SERIOUSLY TAKEN EXTERMINATORS?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "HE DID THE SAME TO MY BUSINESS AS WELL, AS WELL AS.... A more personal issue. MY COMPANY NEEDS TO HUNT DOWN THAT SERPENT TO REDEEM OUR MOTTO OF ALWAYS GETTING OUR SNAKE?!"
  • Prince Rajah: "Now now now, Friends, Fu-Xi has ruined my career as a snake lord of the dance two, but I am not being hostile with you all over it."
  • Moon Chi: "YOUR HARDLY HOSTILE OVER ANYTHING!? THAT HARDLY SCREAMS BEING WORTHY OF A BOUNTY HUNTER, LET ALONE AN ENEMY OF FU-XI?!"
  • The Bounty Hunters began arguing again!
  • ???: "ALL RIGHT, YOU BOUNTY CLAIMING SCUM-BUCKETS, BREAK IT UP, BREAK IT UP!?"
  • The Bounty Hunters got surprised and look at three familier figures.
  • They reveiled themselves as Cobra, Teen Mang and Chrysalis.
  • Chrysalis: "As I once said before, Trolls have more interesting conversations."
  • Moon Chi: "Hmmpth. Well if it isn't the jade palace disgrace himself."
  • Steelbeak: "AKA, The leader of that Villain Leage cult."
  • Teen Mang: "NOT A CULT!?"
  • Steelbeak: "Whatever. Point is, these buggers are trouble."
  • Prince Rajah: "I must inform you Master Mang that I reserve the right to refuse service to known fanactics."
  • Billy Frog: "YEAH! AND ME AND THE BOYS AIN'T NO DEMON WORSHIPPERS!?"
  • Teen Mang: "NOT A CULT?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "I do have to second the notions of Rajah and Billy. Snake Killer Inc maintains the right to refuse service to Villain Teams, Terrorist Groups, Controverseal Groups, Dictator ruled empires or the like, Tyrantical Despots, Mafia Groups, Cults, (Before Teen Mang said something) NOT THAT I'm assuming anything, and many many more that I am not in the position to discuss! Now unless your here to commit sueisided by lizenced to kill Bounty hunters, I would have to politely but VERY STERNLY ask you and your floozy and son to leave us be! We have FAR more impourent things to persue then fanactical loonitics!"
  • Cobra: ".... Ugh, good thing I figured these people were not gonna be easy. Now, I am not here to cause trouble.... Well, not to you gents. (Vernma and Stephenie cleared their throats).... Oh, and ladies. I came here cause I gained an understanding that there's a renigade fallen hero on the loose. And I see Tri-corn did NOT cut corners to on his greatest foes. Moon Chi, the warrior baboon of the forests of Chi Bang. Steelbeak, the blade master of the winds of Jang Bo Po. Prince Rajah, India's own lord of the dance and tiger king of snakes. Billy Frog, Al E. Gator, and Pete Possum.... Uh, local pest exterminators, and the finest there was in the bayou. Facilier referenced you guys once. And the infamous Snake Killer Inc! Different by standerds, different by bloodlines, origin, motivations, (brief sniff, and scoffs in disgusts and looks at Al E. Gator), hygene standerds, (Clears throat), and choice of slaying my fellow serpents. But as different and unitge as you all are so obviously, there is ONE commen theme you all have more in commen then you believe?"
  • Moon Chi: ".... That we kill snakes?"
  • Steelbeak: "That we all think your wasting our time?"
  • Al E. Gator: "THAT SNAKES TASTE REAL GOOD WITH THE SAUCE BACOD, RIGHT BILLY?!"
  • Billy Frog: "AL, BE QUIET?! (BONKS ALL IN THE HEAD?!)"
  • Al E. Gator: ".... Ow."
  • Prince Rajah: "That we have a bad hapit of disagreeing too much?"
  • Nooby-Doo: ".... Our almost unison hatred for Fu-Xi?"
  • Cobra: "WELL NITWACK PATTY WACK, GIVE THIS DOG A BONE?!"
  • Everyone stares at Mang for the out of nowhere reaction....
  • Cobra clears throat.
  • Cobra: "Sorry.... Sometimes I'm prone to say random stupid things. Duel Personality and all. One minute, I'm serious as a nuclear dishastor, then before you know it, (Starts spazzing out) I'M SILLY, AND SPONTANTIOUS, (LAUGHS GOOF-FULLY!?)"
  • Chrysalis smacks Cobra across the head, knocking sense back into Cobra!
  • Cobra: "OWCH?! Thank you Chrylly. Anyway, I was saying that you all have a shared virtue.... Your natrol dispoition against Fu-Xi. But your devided by your own opinions against each-other! So you have a few quirks and flaws, BIG SOUPITY POOP!? No villains except robot villains are perfect! I just explained why I'm a mess, but I still handle the leage just fine.... Dispite what a extremeist fox would say. So why not let your equil hatred of Fu-Xi unite you to become the ultamte Bounty Hunters? Wow, I sounded like Qui for a bit there."
  • Moon Chi: ".... I never realised that."
  • Steelbeak: ".... Well, small world afterall, eh Gov'ners?"
  • Billy Frog: "Well I'll be, we're kin!"
  • Prince Rajah sighed in relief.
  • Nooby-Doo: "HOLD IT EVERYONE! I am for being glad that our equil hatred for Fu-Xi has brought us togather, but remember who we are talking to!? At least Fu-Xi has an excuse of being a violent anti-hero at best! Mang was corrupted by a disgraced purple dragon and caused a second cartoonian war?! He's obviously not an improvement to Fu-Xi?!"
  • Cobra: "Maybe not, I won't aim to deny that. But still, at least I would enable you people to do the most extreme stunt you can think off to force Fu-Xi to fight you all as a union... Clearly unlike Tri-corn. We could even help you guys capture Fu-Xi's mother, the Golith Bettle sage Lady Su."
  • Al E. Gator: "..... Uh, why is Fu-Xi's mom a bug?"
  • Cobra: "Because he was born from the fires of his dragon god father, while Lady Su used her magic to form the serpent messiah. She's Fu-Xi's mother by magical creation."
  • The Bounty Hunters muttered in agreement.
  • Nooby-Doo: ".... I still don't feel comfertable about this. Besides, we have a good enough deal, flawwed as it may be, with Senator Tri-corn."
  • Cobra: "How's about this, my good business man's best friend? I'll pay all of you, zillion times infinity, (Nooby dropped his jaw), PLUS, generiously given villain leage tec to make your usual weapons even more powerful then normal, and you'll be free to harm MOST of the Lougers as you please. Just leave Cynder alive but scratched, I still care for her. And, your allowed to do what is nessersary to bring Fu-Xi to you... With her."
  • Some Changelings drag in Jamica trapped in a gooey cacoon, who she is clearly terrifived and scared.
  • Moon Chi: "Hmm.... A snake in perial is certanly garrintied to bring forth Fu-Xi out."
  • Steelbeak: "Whoa hold it mates! I do done think that's Tri-corn's snake! She told us PAFIFICLY not to-"
  • Cobra: "Remember that Tri-corn's forbadion of doing what was nessersary lead to you all to even BE in this garbage fest of an alleyway! Staying loyal to that Tri-corn bitch would leave you all still being haunted by Fu-Xi's breathing breath?! My deal would free you all to do what is in your heart's content."
  • Nooby-Doo: "..... I trust there's a catch.... I wager that considering Fu-Xi's power, you OBVIOUSLY want us to capture him for you to turn into yet another servent to demons?"
  • Cobra: "Well, sadly for those that are pro-death to Fu-Xi, that is pretty much the ONLY limit of this newfound freedom. But here's a lovely compromise. Fu-Xi being made a leager would DESTROY him more then actual death! It's argueably worse then it?! Snakes would lose their love in their fallen messiah when he starts aiding Malefor and the Darkspawn Brotherhood and forever damnate the snake name.  THAT'S FAR more satisfying, then just killing the poor basturd."
  • Moon Chi: "Hmm..... Your right. Death is one thing, but enturnal fall from graces... That's far worse. It makes one BEG for death's cold embrace!"
  • Steelbeak: "How deploringly dispicable..... I LOVE IT?!"
  • Billy Frog: "I think I done likes what I hear. Fu-Xi being hated by even fellow snakes? HE-HE-HE-HAY!? NOW THAT'S THE KINDA WORLD I WANNA LIVE IN!?"
  • Prince Rajah: "I.... I kinda don't know. While I don't approve of Fu-Xi ruining my legacy, I don't think it feels very fair to-"
  • Nooby-Doo: "CORRECTION, RAJAH!? It certainly IS fair! He ruined YOUR legacy as a snake master dancer, it's fair you ruin HIS as a self-proclaimed "Snake Messiah"!? It's an eye-for-an-eye sort've deal."
  • Prince Rajah sighs relucently.
  • Prince Rajah: "I won't nessersarly be proud of it, but, I'll only get involve just to keep Fu-Xi from being harder then he is already."
  • Raggy: "Like, are you sure about this Nooby? What if the High Council like, punish us for this man?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "... That is a concernable flaw. Mang, I would like to ask you that you would see to it you would make this meeting as obscure from the High Council and general public as possable, and you got a deal."
  • Cobra: "Oh worry not. We leagers are GREAT at keeping secrets. But you have to help maintain it as well by still acting as if you still aim to dispose Fu-Xi under Tri-corn's orders. After you had captured him, claim that your going to a private location to finish him off, but when really, your gonna bring him to us, and we'll make sure Fu-Xi forever regrets being alive as a corrupted pawn in our ranks. That way, you can still claim you killed him, and we'll claim that we reserected him to turn him into a true villain. EVERYONE WINS! Well, us anyway. Now, let me reveil the hide-away of Lady Su."

Another Ally.

  • Lady Su saw everything from her magic.
  • Lady Su: ".... Oh no, leagers!? They would complincate everything! I have to hurry and-"
  • Cobra and the Bounty Hunters are already at Su's location!
  • Steelbeak: ".... Ello, Su...."
  • Lady Su: "Back! All of you! I am not a force for you to recken with! I am a powerful sage with the strongest pure magic in the universe and-"
  • Nooby-Doo: "Vernma, magic disable raygun."
  • Vernma brings out a raygun, shoots at Su and her magic is disabled!
  • Lady Su: "AGGGAHHHHHH?! MY MAGIC!?"
  • Billy Frog captures Su in a net!
  • Billy Frog: "OHHH, YOU LOOK LIKE GOOD EATEN!? (LAUGHS?!)"
  • Cobra: "And now, with both Tri-corn's by-sexual sectratary and his bug momzy as your hostages, Fu-Xi is as good as yours."

Chapter 6: Fu-Xi Gets Into Some Serious Danger

Downtown.

  • Fu-Xi stood on top of a water tower.
  • Fu-Xi: "All I have to do is wait for the Lougers and Squeakers to come back, apologies for everything, then get out of this stupid city. I really should learn not to judge a situation by-"
  • ???: "OOOHHHHH FU-XIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!"
  • The Snake Hunters arrived in their damaged pick-up truck.
  • Billy Frog: "Guess what we have!? (Al E. Gator holds up Lady Su in a jar and Jamica still in the Changeling Goo Cacoon) YOUR MA BUG, AND A SNAKE THAT WE'RE GONNA COOK UP INTO A NICE SNAKE GUMBO?!"
  • Fu-Xi: (Gasps) IMPOSSIBLE!! HOW DID YOU FIND MOTHER?!?
  • Pete: Oh, it wasn't that hard, stupid!
  • Al: We just had some- (Billy nudges him) OOF, WHAT?!?
  • Billy: (With clenched teeth) Shut up!
  • Fu-Xi: And how did you get Ms. Jamaica so quickly when she was just on vacation? Besides, you realize that Tricorn is gonna be pissed, right?
  • Al: Oh, we've got a new de- (Billy pokes his eyes) OW!
  • Billy: Shut UP!
  • Fu-Xi: Alright, enough of this! Unhand those innocent bystanders before I show you what true pain feels like!
  • Pete: You'll have to catch us first, butthole! (Shows him his butt, and the three drive off)
  • Fu-Xi: GRRAAARRRGGGHHH!! (Slithers after them)
  • Fu-Xi was surprisingly able to keep up with the Snake Hunters' truck!
  • Fu-Xi: "COME BACK HERE, SWINES!?"
  • ???: "ELLO, FU-XI?!"
  • Fu-Xi looked up and gasped in shock to see Steelbeak carrying Moon Chi!
  • Steelbeak: "HALLAUYA IT'S RAINING MONKEYS!?"
  • Steelbeak drops Moon Chi who quickly dons his wrist blades!
  • Fu-Xi dodges just in time as a landing stomp from Moon Chi cased huge cracks on the pavement!?
  • Moon Chi: "YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE BENIFIT OF OUR CONFLICTS OF INTEREST, FU-XI?! WE DISCOVERED THAT WE ARE MORE UNIFIVED BY OUR HATRED OF YOU THEN DIVIDED BY DIFFERENCES?!"
  • Steelbeak landed.
  • Steelbeak: "Now we're all buddy-buddies now, just in time for tea! (Dons his blades)"
  • Steelbeak and Moon Chi charged!
  • Fu-Xi: "AW, SHIT?! SERIOUSLY?! Ok, maybe it's just those three rednecks and those two! They ALL can't start getting along?!"
  • Bursting through a fence was the Snake Killer Inc Van!
  • The SKI Van rode next to Moon Chi and Steelbeak, and both grabbed and held onto the van!
  • Fu-Xi: "..... OK, I SHOULD REALLY NOT PROVOKE KARMA ANYMORE?!"
  • Fu-Xi began to dodge blades being tossed by Steelbeak and Moon Chi!
  • Fu-Xi was eventally able to get onto the Pick-up truck!
  • Fu-Xi: "UNITED OR NOT, YOU HAVE NO WAY TO DEFEAT ME!? YOUR ALL STILL THE SAME LEGGERS I DEFEATED BEFORE!?"
  • Nooby came out of the Van on a jetpack and armed with a new gun!
  • Nooby-Doo: "You have beaten us before because we stood by our own terms, Fu-Xi! But now, we stand united by our mutial hatred for you! You ruined eached of our legacies, each of our livelyhoods, and made us look incompident over-all! Now, get ready to suffer the consinquences!"
  • Nooby-Doo began to fire lazers at Fu-Xi, all the while, dodging more blades from Moon Chi and Steelbeak.
  • Nooby-Doo: "And don't dare hope I'll run out of ammuniton, Fu-Xi! The lazer compatity is limitless! It only ever stops to go through a 5 second cool-down function, but it's hardly enough time for even a Kung-Fu master to congure?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "OH THAT IS IT?! I AM SO GONNA BITE OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR FAMILY JEWELS AFTER THIS, NOOBERT?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "That can't get to me anymore, Fu-Xi! This time, you will cease to be the snake that got away!"
  • Nooby-Doo changes guns with another raygun!
  • Fu-Xi leaps up and attemptes to attack Nooby-Doo, but Nooby traps Fu-Xi with the ray gun with a holding and containing ray!
  • Nooby-Doo: "(Laughs)! Good thing your not familier with TOO MUCH of Snake Killer Inc's trademark patent pending weaponry and gadgets, Fu-Xi."
  • The Truck and SKI van stopped.
  • Nooby-Doo landed as the Bounty Hunters began to surround Fu-Xi.
  • Fu-Xi: "Ok, fine! You smug basturds win!? Go ahead and finish me off!? IT'S WHAT YOU ALL CLEARLY WANT?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "Attempting as it is, I do believe that, well, let's just say, your no longer worthy for death. Only the public would believe such a thing, but you.... Well, you'll find out soon enough. Rajah?"
  • Prince Rajah came in on his flying carpet.
  • Nooby-Doo: "Your a magic exbert, are you not? Have been you been able to use Lady Su's magic staff to grant your flute the ability to counteract Fu-Xi's hypnois immunity?"
  • Fu-Xi gasped!
  • Prince Rajah: "Fortunately, my father was a a talented magic man, so it was merely like de-spelling level 2 runes. Now, I have enabled my heirloom flute (reveils a beautiful jeweled indian snake chamer flute) to remove Fu-Xi's ammunity and place him under control like any other snake."
  • Fu-Xi: "NO?! I REFUSED TO LET THE LEGACY OF FU-XI END LIKE THIS?! I, I NEVER GOT MY REVENGE ON SU-SU FOR TAKING MY FAMILY AWAY FROM ME?! IT'S, IT'S NOT FAIR!?"
  • Moon Chi was momentarly surprised to hear about Su-Su taking away Fu-Xi's family. While he remembers that he had heard of Fu-Xi losing his family to snake predjuduice by disappresiated villagers and rumors of it being part of a conspiracty by the anti-snake clan, but he never thought Fu-Xi would confirm it.
  • Prince Rajah became very relucent to continue.
  • Nooby-Doo: "My sympathies to you, Fu-Xi. I am no true stranger to a family related misfortune.... But it's not a strong enough excuse to commit the actions you did, espeically to us and your little poison attempt fiasco! All you did was make snakes look worse in comparision and make people BEG for people like us to be rid of them sooner! You would honestly think a "messiah" would know better."
  • Prince Rajah sighed in relucence.
  • Prince Rajah: "Devines forgive me."
  • Prince Rajah prepared to play.
  • Fu-Xi: "NO?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! THE SNAKES NEED ME?! DON'T YOU GET IT?! THE SNAKES NEED ME?!"
  • Prince Rajah played a tune that released a magical serpent like magical force that began to surround Fu-Xi and slowly hypnotised him, more or less facing some resisence. Prince Rajah played a tune simular to a time of sleep and placed Fu-Xi into a magical slumber.
  • Nooby gentlely placed Fu-Xi down on the Snake Hunters truck.
  • Nooby-Doo: "And now, to complete our bargin."
  • Nooby-Doo returns to the van, as the Bounty Hunters ride off to head to the secret location.
  • This was watched by Fire, Mo Tong, and Rash and Teddie Possum.
  • Mo Tong: "..... AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE FOR ME?!"
  • Fire: "..... Rash, Teddie, keep an eye on the Bounty Hunters and find out their secret location! Mo Tong, we have to head to the Lougers and warn them! Fu-Xi is litterally in trouble!"
  • Fire and Mo Tong ran off as do the Possums.

Tri-corn's office.

  • Tri-corn: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD FORMER MEMBERS OF AN ANTI-SNAKE FANACTIC GROUP HIDING IN MY CITY ALL THIS TIME?! NO WONDER THAT HORRENDUSLY MISGUIDED BEAST ATTACKED THEM!? ARE YOU DAMN LOUGERS SURE I CAN'T HAVE THOSE MONGOOSES EXICUTED FOR WHAT THEY DID TO HIM?!"
  • Spyro: With all due respect, your grace, they quit because they knew how dangerous this 'Su Su' guy is. Mongooses and snakes are natural rivals, and people like Su Su are no better than the corrupt snakes out there. These people don't deserve to be punished for doing the right thing by quitting.
  • Cynder: Spyro's right, your grace. If they know what they did with Su Su was wrong, then we can't necessarily punish them for that.
  • Tricorn:... (Sighs) I suppose that's true.
  • Mr. Mong: So you'll let us go?
  • Tricorn: Well, you'll still need to talk with the High Council about this. As much as I can't prosecute you for being of a villain group, I'm afraid letting you go isn't in my jurisdiction. It's up to the High Council as a whole to decide that.
  • Fidget: Well, some of the High Council are members of the Lodge, right?
  • Shifu: She said 'as a whole', Fidget. That means ALL High Council members need to decide, and not just a few.
  • Mo Tong: (He and Fire arrived) GUYS!! (Pants) I hate running!
  • Fire: Fu-Xi is in trouble! The guys that Tricorn hired teamed up and kidnapped her mother and Jamaica to lure him into a trap!
  • Tricorn:... WhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM NOT TO GET JAMAICA INVOLVED!!! OH, THEY ARE SO SCREWED!!! HOW DID THEY EVEN FIND HER SO FAST, ANYWAY?!?
  • Fire: "It may not nessersarly be them directly, Senator. None of the bounty hunters are capable to put her in some of green slime-like cacoon. We don't know who been able to snag Jamica quickly and get her here."
  • Shifu looked as if he might have a good idea what's really going on.
  • Shifu: Then, I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need to rescue him! Something FAR worse then him is in the making.
  • Viper: Indeed. As much of a villain as he was in the past, he's still regarded as a hero.
  • Icky: "Oh boy, this is becoming more twisty turny then that Tirek Conspiracty mess we had to deal with!"
  • Sparx stared at Fire with a stuper awe.
  • Fire: "..... Uh, what's with you?"
  • Sparx: "(Stupidly)..... Duh.... Hi Pretty Lady......"
  • Fire blushed with embarrisment and tried to hide it.
  • Fire: "Uh, can we PLEASE, be professional about this? Fu-Xi is in serious danger!"
  • Skipper grabs Sparx and begins slapping him!
  • Skipper: "She has a point! Now's not the time to oggle at pretty girls! We have a mission, glow-bug!"
  • Sparx: "Ok ok! Sheesh!"
  • Mo Tong: "We sent 2 guys to watch those Bounty Hunters then to come back AFTER they found their location! When they show up, that's when-"
  • Rash and Teddie Possum barged in a worry
  • Rash and Teddie Possum: "THEY'RE TAKEN FU-XI INTO THE ABANDON LEAGE WARE-HOUSE AND- (Sees Tigress and Icky)..... Uh-oh."
  • Icky: "YOU ASSHOLES?!"
  • Tigress: "As much as I want to have questions about these two, it has to wait, we have traitors to stop!"
  • Rash: "Whew! That was close! Anyway, the Bounty Hunters are heading to this old abandon leage warehouse in this old wharf that people hardly visit anymore."
  • Cynder: "Grog-Breath Wharf. It was abandoned because of claims that the wharf of haunted.... And realisticly because it was a polluted mess. There's yet to be plans to clean up the wharf."
  • Spyro: "The Wharf itself is at the otherside of the city by a series of warehouses. We have to hurry!"

Grog-Breath Wharf

  • The SKI Van and the Pick-up truck arrived at Grog-Breath Wharf.
  • The vehicles drive down the wharf.
  • Moon Chi: "This old sea wharf appears to be forsaken and ancient. We must tread carefully."
  • Nooby-Doo: "Fortunately, the claims of it being haunted are old wives' tales and the real reason it was deserted was because of... Sanitation neglect."
  • Vernma: (Holding her nose) "You can say that again! Pee-yew!!"
  • Steelbeak: "Those leagers said to meet them in one of there abandoned warehouses."
  • Nooby-Doo: "Indeed. It is Warehouse 613. It was once a warehouse holding massive quantities of Leaguer technology and other contraband before a powerful High Council raid ended it's operations. Now it's an old ruined mess with almost relic like abandon League gear still left untouched for ages."
  • Stephenie: "How will we know where to find it?"
  • Vernma: "Look at the one with the Cobra symbol on it, dumb broad!"
  • Shepenie saw that.
  • Stephenie: ".... Oh..... Why didn't the Lodgers destroy it?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "Because it is being auctioned off to Wharf Warehouses Enterprises as soon as confirmed plans are made to reopen Grog-Breath's Wharf under a cleaner regime, AND after it's forsakened equitment is removed and replaced."
  • Steelbeak: "Well the sooner we give those League butts Fu-Xi, the better! This place is not only disgusting, but it kinda scares me on how deserted it is."
  • Nooby-Doo: "Oh worry not, my cousin and his friends basicly proved ghosts don't exist."
  • Moon Chi: "But what about certain medias in the Scooby-Doo francise that DID say ghosts and supernatural elements were real, like the early Scooby-Doo cartoon movies, that horrible satire of a 2002 Scooby-Doo movie, ugh, and subugent sequils and spin-off movies, and the Scrappy episodes without the rest of Mystery Inc.?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "THOSE were flukes."
  • Rajah: Plus, just because most of the other majority of cartoons and movies say so, that doesn't mean that supernatural elements are fictional in ALL worlds in the UUniverses.
  • Nooby-Doo: Trust me, spirits like the Ghost of the Wharf Lady's daughter, The Dock Demon, The Kracken Ghost, and the Wraith of Captain Duck Al Orange are all proven superfitcal myths based on long ago tragities on the wharf."
  • Teddie: "LOOK OUT, A MESSY LITTLE GIRL IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?!"
  • The Van and Pick-Up truck stopped before a little girl facing away from the vicitcales.
  • Prince Rajah: "Oh dear.... Please don't tell me that's the Wharf Lady's Daughter?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "Alchourse not! It's obviously just some lost orphan."
  • Steelbeak: "Then explain the blood, genius."
  • Nooby-Doo: "Obviously she had a wine-related accident visiting a foreclosed bar on the wharf."
  • Steelbeak: "I know what blood stains and spilled alcahol looks like, mate! And THAT'S blood!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "Oh for goodness sake, I am gonna come out, and approuch the young lady myself and politely instruct her to move out of the way."
  • Nooby-Doo proceeded to do such.
  • Nooby-Doo approuched the little girl.
  • Little Girl: (Singing) 1 2, 3 and 4, Mommy and Daddy loved all four, 5 6, 7 and 8, mommy went into a drunken rage...."
  • Nooby-Doo: (Gulps) ("That's almost disterbingly actreate to the tragity of the Wharf Lady's daughter after the young lady's mother became violent under the influence of alcahol and ended up... No, no! The Little Girl is just being, odd.") Uh, Little Girl? I don't mean to interupt, but, we have some business to attend to and-"
  • Little Girl: "9 10, 11 and 12,...(Voice gets darker) Mommy stab me in the... (Almost Demonic voice) FACE!?"
  • Nooby-Doo: Uh, for the record, that doesn't even rhyme and- AAAHHH!! (The Little Girl quickly showed a horrorfived, tear-riddled expression with a trace of a knife wound in her face)... (Screams like a girl, and runs away Scooby-Doo style right into the van) PERHAPS I MAY'VE UNDERESTIMATED THE CREDABILITY OF OLD LEGENDS!? MOVE MOVE MOVE?!
  • The SKI Van and the Pick-up truck quickly got away from the spirit!
  • Little Girl spirit: "PLEASE! DON'T GO?! I JUST WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS FOR ALL ENUTRNITY!?"
  • The Little Girl spirit began chasing them!
  • The Little Girl spirit began crying, summoning forth a spirit of a Giantic Kracken-like squid, and a huge flying whaler's ship belong to a ghostly french duck filled with Skeletail and Zombie Whalers, One of them a Viking, Another an Escamo, Another Mexican looking, And another one dressed like a Spanich Soldier Leagonaire.
  • Vernma: "Oh great. Her whining brought forth the ghosts of Captain Duck Al Orange and his undead crew, and the ghost of the super-giant squid named "Kracken". NOW WE'RE TOAST!?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "VERNMA, PLEASE TELL ME YOU INSTAILED AN ANTI-SPIRIT SHEILD IN THIS THING?!"
  • Vernma: "I originally didn't needed to, on account that our equitment was meant to handle snakes, not the super-natrol."
  • Nooby-Doo: "Uh, RAJAH?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SOMETHING BUILDT TO HOLD OF GHOSTS?!"
  • Prince Rajah: "My grandmother was an exbert at keeping spirits away with her gypsy magic, but those kind of spells required a great shorce of magic."
  • Nooby-Doo: "THEN USE LADY SU'S MAGICAL STAFF YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Prince Rajah: "I'M TOO MUCH OF A NOTICE ON GYPSY MAGIC AND THE STAFF ITSELF I'M AFRAID?!"
  • Vernma: ".... And I think we know someone who does. Noobert, we're gonna have to free Lady Su and get her to keep the spirits off our backs?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "WE CAN'T!! THEN WE'LL RISK HER SAVING FU-XI AND OUR HOSTAGE IN THE PROCESS?!"
  • Vernma: "WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH THEM?!"
  • Nooby-Doo sees that the ghosts were getting closer.
  • Nooby-Doo: "...... BILLY, RELEASE LADY SU!?"
  • Billy Frog: "Uh, you sure that's a good idea, Nooby? Cause she might rescue Fu-Xi and our gumbo ingredient in the pro-cess and-"
  • Nooby-Doo: "WE CAN ALWAYS HUNT THEM DOWN AGAIN IF THAT WERE TO BE THE CASE, JUST DO IT BEFORE-"
  • A dark demon like magic traps the group in mid-air as the ghosts began to surround.
  • They were held by a demon figure simular to Sombor, but the hand reveiled to be redder then him.
  • The Figure reveiled itself as red-colored Darkspawn Embessy demon.
  • Steelbeak: "Oh bloodly hell, a darkspawn?! DID THOSE LEAGERS SENT YA?!"
  • The Darkspawn: "I know NOT of what you speak of. I am the Dock Demon, ruler of this forsakened mortal wharf."
  • Little Girl Spirit: "DADDY!!"
  • Everyone: DADDY?!?
  • The Little Girl spirit hugged the Darkspawn.
  • The Darkspawn: ".... And, formerly.... Edger Grogbreath. The Founder of the Grog-Breath Wharf... But, after my cancer strickened wife was consumed by the influence of alcahol, I turned to Darkspawnism to turn myself immortal, at the price of becoming, this beastly form, and kept my family, and other victims who died on this wharf, (sighs sadly), with the unfortunate subaquint of making them half-demon thanks to the magic being dakrspawnic in nature, making damned spirits, from leaving. In doing so, it, along with lack of proper sanitation standerds, ruined this wharf..."
  • Other of the Wharf's tragic spirits, like a beloved Chief that was choking on rat poison, a remorseful pirate captain with his family, and a series of ghost dolphins trapped in tuna-nets appeared, to name a few.
  • Vernma: "Ok, HOW DID THE LODGERS MISS A DARKSPAWN HIDING IN A GHOST INFESTED ABANDON WHARF!?"
  • Edger Grogbreath: "It helped that mortal socity has grown spectic to legends and ghost stroies. Cause of that, people assume that the real problem of the wharf is that it's just a pigsty. Anyway, as punishment for traspassing and to make sure these poor people stay safe from a fearful socity, I'm afraid your souls now belong to the wharf."
  • Other Ghosts: "In the wharf, part of the wharf. (They Repeat this in a chant)"
  • Vernma: ".... Nice one, Noobert. The Lougers didn't even arrived yet and ALREADY KARMA IS FUCKING US IN THE BUTT?!"
  • Edger Grogbreath: I BEG YOUR PARDON, YOUNG LADY!? THERE IS A CHILD PRESENT!?"
  • Steelbeak: "Yeah miss, no reason to be crude about it."
  • Vernma: She's surrounded by a hellspawn and damned spirits of wharf people and giant super-squid named after a legendary sea-monster, it's not like she's heard swearing before.
  • Edger Grogbreath: "Al Orange, Kracken, proceed with the sacrivice."
  • Captain Duck Al Orange spirit: "YOU HEARD MON CAPITAN!? AIM THE HARPOONS?!"
  • The Undead crew readied the Harpoons at the Bounty Hunters, as Kracken's ghost aimed to fire a ghostly mouth-beam at them!
  • Nooby-Doo: "BILLY?! RELEASE THE DAMN GOLIATH BEETLE NOW?!"
  • Billy in the panic opened the jar and released Lady Su!
  • Billy Frog: "RAJAH, GIVE BACK HER STICK?!"
  • Prince Rajah tried to toss the stick, but a ghost crab grabbed the stick and flew away from him!
  • Prince Rajah: "OH NO?! IT GOT STOLEN BY A GHOSTLY CRAB!?"
  • Nooby-Doo: ".... Edger, please! LET US TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN?! YOUR LEGENDS ARE CONSIDERED FICTIONAL!? NO ONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE US ANYWAY!?"
  • Edger Grogbreath: "There are always true believers, Noobert Doo. And they misguidingly seek to put every spirit, my poor daughter included, to rest, and to end my life because of, THIS APPEARENCE?! Even if your far likely to be creditable people, I just can't risk it! Your souls belong to the wharf now.... I'm truely sorry about this."
  • The Ghosts continuingly chant "In the Wharf, Part of the Wharf", as the Whaler Ship and the Kracken Ghost were about to attack.
  • Nooby: "AGGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! LADY SU, PLEASE DO SOMETHING!?"
  • ???: (A blast hit one of the warehouses and took it down, scaring the spirits, and it was revealed to be the Lodger van)
  • Po: Wow, the legends about this Wharf were real. Who knew?
  • Edgar: WHAT?!?
  • Girl: (Cries) Now daddy's gonna be banished and I'll be laid to rest orphaned?!
  • SpongeBob: Aw, crap, I hate to see a little girl cry, especially when it's a Darkspawn-damned spirit.
  • Icky: I don't know if I should feel sorry or disturbed by her bloody tears.
  • Edgar: THESE SOULS MUST BE PART OF THE WHARF AS WELL!!
  • Merlin: Uh-uh-uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. We can send you to the Banished Realms at any time, so it's best if you let us leave... And begrudingly, along with these Bounty Hunters.
  • Edgar: We cannot let you tell anyone about our existence! They'll only send me where I don't belong because of my appearence and send the rest of these poor souls to the afterlife as a result!
  • Iago: Look, pal, we heard everything you said about your tragedy, so what makes you think that we'll never feel sorry for that?
  • Viper: Iago, as much as we DO feel sorry for them, the secret is going to be discovered either way. We can't let them drag more innocent souls into their haunted realm anymore.
  • Monkey: And to be honest, doing that is what created believers of the truth in the first place. You make someone go missing, and it brings the risk of people discovering how haunted this place is. He's basically dooming himself by dragging souls into this place.
  • Icky: "And trust me, that's gonna get Tri-corn's and High Council attention, and BOTH of them have strict standerds against demons, even if they're guys that started out mortal at first but turned them themselves into demons. Even if it was for tragity driven reasons. Don't blame us, the rules were written from war-times."
  • Edgar: (Gasps at this realization)... OH, SNAP!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!? Why, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER, I-
  • Edgar begans to puke blacken blood and turns pale!
  • Steelbeak: ".... Uh, mate? What's wrong with you? Did ya eat a bad soul or something, or-"
  • Edgar: "Oh no..... I GOT MORALITY ILLNESS?!"
  • Vernma: "Come again?"
  • Edgar: "Because of the fact that demons are suppose to be evil and not even so much as misguidingly good, they like all dienties end up getting a terrorable sickness that compromises their immortallity and kill them!"
  • Vernma: "BUT THAT'S AN ILLOGAL IMPOSSABLELY!? GOD AND DEMONS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE AMMUNED TO ALL MORTAL WEAKNESSES!? ISN'T THAT GENERALLY THE POINT OF BEING IMMORTAL?! THAT MAKES NO SCIENCTIFIC SENSE!? THAT'S LIKE HAVING A PEBBLE THAT CAN BE AS HEAVY AS A BOLDER DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUR EMOTION IS?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Oh, if only she knew about Grooka."
  • Icky: "Oh don't get us wrong, Anti-Velma, that sickness is real as fuck! We previously encountered some of it's victims, Celestia and Sombor as the worse by far! Basically, morality illness is as normal to gods as mortal illnesses is to us, being as serious and incurable as cancer."
  • Edgar: "GAHHHHHHOW, DO NOT REMIND ME OF CANCER?! IT DROVE MY WIFE TO ALCAHOL CAUSED INSANITY AND (PUKES MORE BLOOD)!? WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I TRY TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE SAFE, I UNKNOWINGLY DOOMED THEM ANYWAY?! WHY DO I MAKE MISTAKES IN MY LIFE?! IF I HAD KNOWN ABOUT THIS, I NEVER SHOULD'VE ACCEPTED DARKSPAWNISUM INTO MY LIFE?! I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT?!"
  • Icky: "More like an extremely desperate dad who's a victim of some shitty luck."
  • Edgar: "WORSE OF ALL, THE CURSE IS INDEPENDENT OF MY EXISTENCE!? EVEN IF I DIE, THE SPIRITS WOULD STILL BE TRAPPED IN THIS WHARF UNTIL SPIRIT HUNTERS START SENDING THEM INTO THE AFTERLIFE?! BUT BECAUSE THEY'RE REKINDISED AS DAMNED SPIRITS, THEY'LL BE TAKEN AUTOMATICLY TO THE BAD SIDE OF THE AFTERLIFE!? I, I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO MY DAUGHTER?! WHA, WHAT CAN I DO?!"
  • Shifu: "... You'll have to undamn the spirits and let them go free to the after-life as the un-damned."
  • Edgar: "BUT EVEN THEN, SINCE I'M A DEMON NOW, WHEN I DIE, I JUST GET SENT TO THE BANISHED REALMS, AND I HAVE GROWN TO LEARN WHAT THOSE BEASTS DO TO THOSE THAT ARE, THAT ARE-"
  • Icky: "Pussies?"
  • Trixie: "Softies?"
  • Vernma: "Not being real demons?"
  • Edgar: "EXACTLY?! THAT'S NOT A LIFE I WOULD EVEN WISH ON MY WORSE ENEMY?! WHAT AM I TO DO, I-"
  • Edgar puked again and started to coil in a sad pathic slump.
  • Lady Su cohersed the Ghost Crab to return the staff to her.
  • Lady Su: "Then allow me to restore your true nature as a mortal AND end the curse at the same time."
  • Edgar: ".... You, would do that?"
  • Lady Su: "Alchourse. Because in your heaste to keep your daughter from leaving, you only ended up making the suffering worse. As a damned spirit, she still retains the wounds that caused her death and kept eturnal broken."
  • Edgar realised that his daughter's spirit is about as broken and miserable as the time of her death.
  • Icky: "Yeah, and there's also the fact that socity has very strict views about messing with the dead, so, this is kinda one of those reasons why."
  • Edgar: "But, the minute I turned back into what I once was, I'll began to age rapidly and.... You know."
  • Squidward: "Trust me, anything's better than dying by a godly sickness, getting sent to hell and having your kid prosecuted by a well-meaning but far from knowing better true believers of those legends!"
  • Edgar, sadly held his daughter's hand, and submitted.
  • Nooby-Doo, got out of the van, and instructed the other Bounty-Hunters to get away while the going's good, and to nab Fu-Xi while he's still unconjustus, only to discover that Fu-Xi is awaken again, angry at the Bounty Hunters while Mo-Tong, Fire, and the Possum bros proceeded to free Jamica.
  • Fu-Xi: "BOUNTY HUNTERS, I HAVE SERIOUS SCORES TO SETTLE?! AND NOOBY?! GET READY TO BE NEUTERED?! FU-XI SYTILE?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: "(Covering his crouch area) Nn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, Fu-Xi, let's be civil about this! We have beaten you fair and square!"
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL GUESS WHO WANTS A REMATCH!?"
  • Nooby-Doo: "Uh, gah, RAJAH?! HELP!?"
  • Rajah's voice: "I must apologies, but...."
  • Rajah has been captured by Princess Candence and the reformed villains, with Grimoors breaking the flute brutally.
  • Prince Rajah: "It would appear to be that I have been given the case of being, the incapasitated."
  • Vernma: "..... OK, SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID THOSE GUYS EVEN-"
  • Fu-Xi then proceeded to beat down the rest of the Bounty-Hunters but Raggy!
  • Nooby-Doo's voice: "NO-NO?! NOT THE FAMILY JEWELS?!"
  • A chomp was heard!
  • Nooby-Doo howled in pain as it got high-pitched!
  • Raggy: ".... I think it may be high-time I retire from being a Snake Bounty Hunter man."
  • Zuthron came to Raggy.
  • Zuthron: "And may I offer such a retirement place for you and Prince Rajah since your the least violent of the group."
  • Raggy: "Ok, so like, what's gonna happen to Nooby and the others though?"
  • Candence: "They'll have to be sent to seperate jails depending what best suits them, some might be good enough for Tri-Corn-Katras, others for Prison 42, or even for prisons we haven't named and shown yet. Nooby, would most likely have to be deported back to the Hanna-Barbara world to be sent to a prison for dogs, or rather a dog pound at that, and would have to be placed under the costity of his cousin Scooby-Doo. The rest, well, it has to be based on what Tri-corn desides. And yes, she'll be kept from using death as a punishment."
  • Lady Su: "For me to completely turn Edgar Grogbreath back to normal and free the spirits of the curse, I would need the assisents of other powerful magic users."
  • Merlin: "I'll gladly help, as does the Soothsayer."
  • Icky: "WHOA WHOA WAIT?! Remember when we heard that Steelbeak guy said leage? What if they screw everything up?"
  • Lord Shen: "Worry not, Celestia already has that covered. Where did you think that exploudion came from?"
  • The Leage warehouse explouded again!?
  • Cobra's voice: "DAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?! AND I THOUGHT THE LEGENDS OF THIS WHARF'S THE SCARIEST THINGS HERE?!"
  • Chrysalis' vocie: "NOTHING TOPS THE RAGE OF THE SUN GODDESS?!"
  • Cobra's voice: "TRAGICLY A GOOD POINT?!"
  • Nooby-Doo: (Embarrsingly high-pitched voice) NO! I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS!! WE HAD A CHANCE TO BECOME PERFECT SNAKE KILLERS, AND YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! (Pushes himself from Fu-Xi's hold, and gets into the van to get out his laser cannon) SET MY ALLIES FREE AND SURRENDER!!
  • Raggy: Uh... Nooby... You know that drug Vernma made?
  • Nooby-Doo:... HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT MARIJUANA WASN'T REALLY MARIJUANA?!?
  • Raggy: Because marijuana has different effects than the drug you actually gave me. So that drug wore off, so I secretly disabled all the weapons in that van.
  • Nooby-Doo:... I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!! EVERYBODY DO AS I SAY OR YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!! (No response)... (Pulls the trigger and nothing happens)... Pew-pew-pew!... (The Reformed Villains piled up on top of him) AAHHHH!!!
  • Raggy: That'll teach that bitch not to control me with drugs.
  • Moon Chi was still the only one a true match to Fu-Xi
  • Moon Chi: "It is obvious the fates wanted us to have a TRUE battle?! As rude as it was to include more victims of tragity into this, I have no true complaints! Nothing against my newfound allies that I'll still consider as such, but I much prefer our rivalry to end with one of us being taken down!"
  • Steelbeak: "Uh, I'm still free and able to fight-"
  • Lord Shen came from nowhere and pounced on Steelbeak!
  • Lord Shen: "Now your not, desendent of the same Sinsworth that ROBBED from Celestia!?"
  • Steelbeak: "Oh please don't tell me you have a problem for what he did!"
  • Billy Frog: "Don't worry Mr. Moon Chi, we'll come right in and- (Sees Al E. Gator and Pete Possum stareing at him, not realising that the Penguins are on top of him). Uh, boys? Why are ya'll gawking at me fo-"
  • Moon Chi: (As the Snake Hunters were being beaten up by the Penguins in the background)... (Sighs) Well, if you want something done, you might as well do it yourself! (He is able to overwhelm the Furious Five, Po, and Shifu, and chase Fu-Xi off)
  • Cadance: AFTER HIM!!
  • Shifu: Oh, I'm sure Fu-Xi can deal with him on his own. Nothing to hold him back, and no restraints. The best thing we can do is to deal with the others.
  • Al: (Smacked in the face by his mallet as the 3 are beat as the Penguins smiled in victory)
  • Billy:... Owch!
  • Kowalski: Alright, let's at least have some mercy on these guys. (Rico hacks out his chainsaw, only to stop at that line)
  • Rico: Aww! (Swallows the chainsaw back up)
  • Pete:... (Barfs after seeing Rico swallow the chainsaw)
  • Billy: Is that healthy? How do you store a dangerous machine inside your gullet without it shredding you up?
  • Rico: DON'T QUESTION IT!!
  • Moon Chi: (He is smacked all the way in front of the heroes, and Fu-Xi spins in the air, and pounds Moon Chi straight into a ground crater)... AAOOOWWCHH!!! OOOOHHH!!!
  • Fu-Xi: Had enough, monkey boy?
  • Moon Chi: (Grabs Fu-Xi by the neck) IN YOUR... DREAMS... YOU LEGLESS LIZARD!!
  • Viper: (Smacks Moon Chi in the back and knocks him out)... I think we've had about enough of that, thank you.
  • Vernma: "..... Well, since Raggy just played team wrecker, our weapons were pretty much toast, so... I'm out."
  • Stephenie: "Ditto."
  • Teddie Jones: "Same."
  • Fu-Xi smacked the three down!
  • Vernma: "OW?!"
  • Stephenie: "OWCH!?"
  • Teddie Jones: "D'OH?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "CONSIDER YOURSELVES LUCKY YOUR NOT MONGOOSES OR I WOULD BE WORSE?!"
  • Icky: "Ya know, tecnecally, Humans are sometimes, WAY worse on snake-mistreatment then even snakes' actual enemies and-"
  • Gilda closes Icky's beak shut!
  • Fu-Xi: "Maybe, but even so, at least Humans are guilty of being idiots. They mistreat EVERY SINGLE CREATURE ALIVE, even themselves. Mongooses, are a DIFFERENT STORY?!"
  • Gilda: "Whew! Ick, you dodged a SERIOUS bullet there!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well if the mess is pretty much covered, as soon as Lady Su helps these spirits get into the after-life, I just be-"
  • Viper: "Fu-Xi....."
  • Fu-Xi: "Yeah what? (Remembers that he screwed up awhile back. ALOT, actselly.) Ohhhh, shit. Forgot about that."

Chapter 7: A Decision Is Made

Hours after the Spirits and Edgar Grogbreath have crossed over to the afterlife.

  • Police Cars have gathered to the wharf.
  • The Bounty Hunters were placed in seperate police vans.
  • Shifu: "Well, plans to restore the wharf to it's glory days will be further delayed due to the High Council having to restrict it's actcess to the public to track down where Edgar kept the darkspawnic artifacts he used to even make this curse possable."
  • Icky: "Yeah, we're REALLY gonna need Victor's help with THAT one."
  • Viper: "I just wanna ask one thing, Fu-Xi.... What brought you to this place to begin with?"
  • Fu-Xi: "You mean other then a magical beetle?"
  • Po: "Yeah, she pretty much meant a reason for WHY come here at all?"
  • Fu-Xi: "....... I came here, cause originally, I came looking for help. The villagers that betrayed me after falling for the tricks of Su Su, have long saw that the Mongoose's words about my family were lies?! They realised that they mistakenly chased their only protector away, for lies! Now, Su Su's shivling weakling brother, Meng Lu, is allowed to run amock with taxes and is leaving those who don't pay at the mercy of bandits! That was I originally came here before..... Then like an idiot, appearently, I got side-tracked by what I thought were Anti-Snake Mongoose clan agents working to make snakes miserable, and-"
  • Po: "Say no more. You tried to do good by bringing a cry for help to our attention.... Then you got alittle stupid with something unrelated and caused a huge misunderstanding and caused a new problem all togather. I... Done my fair share of, stupid things."
  • Icky: "Don't get me started on such messes like ALMOST DOOMING BERK TO A HORRENDUSLY MISGUIDED REIGN OF A MORALITY ILL DARKSPAWN?!"
  • Spongebob: "Well, if your like the most powerful snake in the universe, let alone China, why did you desided to seek help?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Though Meng Lu's not a kung-fu master cause of his frail nature, even mere grunts of the Anti-Snake Mongoose clan are difficult to beat! Su-Su has taught them very powerful ways to fight off, even someone like me. The village I used to protect, is locked up with serious security of soccery, traps, and even virtually uncrackable locks. The Clan's tyrantical regine is ruinning those people's lives, and, as much as I can't forgive them what they did to my family, they had the excuse of just being idiots... Su Su, was the real murderor of my family for malmitulating those fools to begin with. So, maybe this is a bad time to ask, but... Could you help me correct, uncountable years of Mongoose tyranty, on a humble village of Ni Chi?"
  • Shrek: "So, your basicly asking us to stand up against an oppressive regine of over-grown weasels, free the village that previously chased you out, albeit being tricked to do so, and risk making enemies out of a deadly snake-hating group of fanactics?"
  • Fu-Xi: "You are likely long enemies of them for including snakes into the Shell Louge Squad. They wouldn't really liked you guys either way."
  • Shrek: ".... Well, all right, I'm in the mood to make another tyrant cry for his mommy."
  • Donkey: "All right! The Shell Louge Squad on another whirlwind adventure!"
  • Icky: "YOU MEAN, after, this guy deals with his courtcase about the crimes he made! Tri-corn is FAR then less likely to cut Fu-Xi some slack EVEN after being told of his sob-stories AND discovering that the Mongooses he attacked used to be snakeaphobes!"
  • Tri-Corn came in.
  • Tri-Corn: "Actselly, Glitch-corn is still not powerful enough as of yet, so, I'm in a reasonable mood.... That and, Jamica convinced me that the attacks were mostly just cases of mistaken identity, or at best, outdated assumtions. I deside to let Fu-Xi off the hook, but under cautionary probation based on his tendingcy to be... Loopy. And beieve me, those Bounty Hunters are lucky that I at least understood that Mang malmitulated their own hatred for Fu-Xi to even do this at all, but they are still gonna be trailed for double-crossing me.... And thus, I have to deal with controversey that Jamica will have to drag me out of.... Again."
  • Tri-corn walks off.
  • Icky: "Let's just say you picked a good time to turn crazy these days, bud. She's normally, FAR WORSE!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Wait.... That means.... You'll help me?"
  • Cynder: "You did great things for us in the background, and gave me something to help me learn something about my past. It's, the least we can do, Fu-Xi."
  • Po: "But I'm just gonna be cautious here. I would like to see proof of this oppressed village of Ni Chi first before we end up embarising ourselves or into a trap by you being loopy again."

Dreamworks China, The Ni Chi Village.

  • The entire village of Ni Chi was seen surrounded by huge metal walls, ninja-dressed Mongooses patrolling the area with a symbol of a decapicated cobra, and villagers forced to do labor.
  • Po stared at this.
  • Po: ".... Oh yeah.... DIFFENTLY a legit problem."
  • Fu-Xi: "Good. Now that I brought you all here, I need you all to enable me to break into the oppressed village so I can deal with Meng Lu personally."
  • Shifu: "It is going to aquire alot of stealth and masterful skill to successfuly break into that place as it is. We need a plan."
  • Mantis: "AND no, Po, we're NOT gonna do the dragon thing again!"
  • Po: "I wasn't even gonna actselly suggest it!"
  • Fu-Xi: "No need. There's usually a food transport that comes here to transport the food for only those greedy mongooses to enjoy. We'll have to secretly sneak aboard the cart and get in. And don't worry about the cart being inspected. The Mongooses are extremely trusting of food servicemen."
  • Shifu: "But just to be safe, we need to hide in places the Mongooses would be unable to find us in."
  • Fu-Xi: "Fair enough. After all, it's a pretty big cart."
  • The heroes see a GIANT transport of food worthy for a beautiful feast.
  • Icky: ".... If that's your idea of a cart, I don't wanna know what your bandwagons are like!"
  • Merlin: "I'll teleport us in."
  • Fu-Xi: "Ok, but do it carefully! Even the slightist magical disturbence will make the guards abit cautious. Even to food servicemen."
  • Tigress: And am I to assume that these guys can sense magic as much as use it?
  • Fu-Xi: Oh, they know magic, and can very well sense it. But their magic is only limited to the same kind that brought black magic. As in the kind of magic that, in our world, gives and takes?
  • Po: Definitely.
  • Mantis: Totally.
  • Fu-Xi: Well, THESE guys love it so much, they use it like true experts, and have even smuggled it's knowledge across China to other magicians, including the ones that, I can assume, you two have come across.
  • Mantis: Ohh, that must be why this place is so difficult for you to take back.
  • Fu-Xi: Exactly. It allowed them to get special moves. Yet the magic took their soft sides in return for it.
  • Po: They traded their good will for Kung Fu?
  • Shifu: That is absolutely unconscionable!
  • Fu-Xi: Why do you think mongooses are a problem here? Now, with the magic they have, once you teleport inside, all the forces are gonna slam into action! Once you're in, you gotta move quickly.
  • Gloria: Eh, stealth is not our thing anyway. When has there been a time when stealth HAD worked for us?
  • Private: The time where we sneaked into Dr. Marz' Mega-Sci Corp HQ to get what we needed to save Xenon?
  • Gloria: That was out of sheer luck. We would've been caught if Rico didn't use that neuralyzer he stole from the guys who wipe our memories when we quote spoilers.
  • Fu-Xi: What guys who wipe your memories cause of you quoting spoilers?
  • Skipper: "Don't mind that, it's a thing we sort've do."
  • Fu-Xi: "Uh, right. My point is, we need this teleport spell powerful enough to get us in that food transport, but quiet enough so even a full-blown exbert can't sense it's presence."
  • Merlin: "Well, even with my exberttise, I can't nessersarly garrintie those mongooses would remain unaware of our pressence. I might only make the teleport spell powerful but quiet enough that they would mistook it as a weird feeling, but they would likely still be concern about it."
  • Fu-Xi: "Then we have to avoid justifying their fears by hiding as carefully as possable! Leaving NO evidents behind of our preasence. That means leaving all that deliouslious, delectable, glorious food made by the finest chiefs of china and beyond alone."
  • Po: "Delislous? Delectable? Glorious Food? By the finest chiefs in china?"
  • Fu-Xi looks at Po odd.
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Yes, and beyond.... Uh, is the panda, all right?"
  • Shifu: ".... He sometimes has a bad hapit of allow his stomich to be his master. He REALLY likes food. It one time ended up allowing Madam Zhou to malmitulate Po with food while rat bandits known as the Lao Shu, lead by Ju Long, a mentally unbalenced and deadly criminal. Po did ultamately redeemed himself, but Po's hunger has, a bad hapit of being against us sometimes."
  • Fu-Xi: "...... Wow....... And I was gonna have a gluttonious panda hide with us in a food transport cart full of irresistable food, was I?"
  • Mantis: "Oh-ho-ho yeah! That hide in the food transport plan, would've been doomed at the beginning if you brought Po along."
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Ok, cause of it then, Po will have to be the look-out and watch-out for any Mongooses that might not nessersarly shake off the concerning feeling of magic as a odd feeling. You need a speical communication device to be able to talk to us without making great deal of noise and-"
  • Kolwalski: "WAY ahead of you, my snake demi-god friend! I present, the shh-speakers! (Brings out remodifived moble communicaters). They're asentually like normal communicaters, but buildt for stealth!"
  • Skipper: ".... Kolwalski, why didn't you think of making these things before?"
  • Kolwalski: "I actselly did, Skipper. But I have to get the twicks right, work on other inventions, and alchourse our daily missions and thwarting the latest villain of the week and-"
  • Skipper: "Ok ok, I get it! Defeluptment was slow! But do they work?"
  • Kowalski: Of course. You see, these devices' audio can be disguised to being lower than the average ear can hear them. Meaning that the only ones who can possibly hear them are the users.
  • Fu-Xi: How does that work?
  • Skipper: Don't ask... PLEASE!
  • Po: Well, let's just hope this plan works.
  • Fu-Xi: Me, too, because most of the plans I had, as brillient as they were, in sneaking in this place were failures.

Later...

  • Squidward: (They are seen squished inside the cart with each other)... Well, this is stupid! There's no room in here for all of us!
  • Viper: Why did you think we had to take two trips? There's more than one of these massive carts.
  • B.O.B: (Inside other cart) Well, at least I... Kind of don't have a problem with being crowded with you guys.
  • SpongeBob: (He and Sandy are stuck together)... Well... Isn't this fitting?
  • Sandy: SpongeBob, is this really the time to be all mushy all over me?
  • SpongeBob: At least I can rest myself on your tail. (Rests his crowded up body on her tail)
  • Sandy: (Sighs) Why do I even bother?
  • Icky: "I heard of a tight situation, but this is rediculious!"
  • Gilda: ".... Seriously Ick? Jokes at a serious situation?"
  • Icky: "Well we wouldn't be a comedy if we take situations seriously 100% of a time and not take advantage of albeit predictable jokes."
  • Fu-Xi: "Quiet! (Holds up Shh-Speaker) Panda, do you hear me?"
  • Po's voice: "As long as I hold up the speaker, yes. Ok, so far, the service guys are saying hi to the guards, and they're leading the massive food carts in. Now those two Mongooses guards are walking away and..... Hey wait, why are they hugging eachother I..... Wait, are they making out? And I think I'm pretty sure, they're both dudes."
  • Fu-Xi: "Damn it, Panda! Nevermind the gaybos! Just focus on us the food carts!"
  • Po's voice: "Ok ok! You guys are heading to a SURPRISINGLY huge food storage area for a simple village. I mean honestly, that thing looks like it belongs in a city!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes, and virtually all of it's stocks belongs to the Mongooses. I assume they're celebrating for some big feast and celebration."
  • Po's Voice: "I think so, cause there's alot of oddly beautiful decorations for an oppressed village. If I didn't know any better, I say Meng Lu's celebrating something."
  • Fu-Xi: "We'll have to be sure to investigate this. Just stay put and look out for guards and night patrols. Think your big body won't end up betraying you and give out your position?"
  • Po's voice: "Oh, don't worry. The Dragon Warrior's a master of stealth."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Just simply avoid anything that sounds like a patrol, and keep out of sight! Fu-Xi out."

Later.

  • The Food Carts were placed in the food storages as the guards watching over it proceeded to leave afterwords.
  • Our heroes were able to stealthfully leave the carts and leave the storage room.
  • Fu-Xi snarled with disgust to see a silluette of a Mongoose leader on the decorations.
  • Fu-Xi: "..... I was afraid of this.... Meng Lu is celebrating Su Su's successful conspiracty against me. That means the most powerful names in the Anti-Snake Mongoose clan will come to the celebration.... Even Su Su...."
  • Viper: "Then it will also be the day it finally falls apart after many years of this tyranny."
  • Fu-Xi: "Exactly, little sister. Meng Lu and the other the clan's impourent members are likely already in what was once the snake cult's sacred place, disgraced and turned into an Anti-Snake Mongoose clan lair. One group will free the imprisoned villagers and disable the guards, the group that will come with me to personally punish all the major members of the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan. We will strike when they expect a time of calmness."
  • Viper: "I'll be with the group that'll go after the major members.... But it will also to keep you from getting any ideas on doing more then just punish them. I know you well enough, Fu-Xi. You would most likely do something that'll take away their lives and make them feel the pain that you feel. Well for safety reasons, I'm telling you that if you did that, you would be no better then any of them."
  • Fu-Xi sighed.
  • Fu-Xi: "I'm glad you told me this before it can come into mind. But I would need you to keep it that way. They're bound to say something to seriously upset me to provoke such thoughts."
  • Tigress: "And we'll be there to snap you out of it."
  • Skipper: "Leave the hostage liberation and guard disabling to us."
  • The two teams split up.

A place where the villagers are held.

  • The Villagers are kept in chains and forced to do back-breaking labor as slave-driving Mongooses crack whips!
  • Slave Driver: "WORK HARDER YOU PIGS?! AND NOT JUST THE LITTERAL ONES!?"
  • A wise looking well dressed deer is seen with a female deer being held down by chains.
  • Male Deer: "..... Why, Jing Li? Why didn't I seen this sooner? I should've realised that the real ones who poisoned my son was these mongooses, and not Fu-Xi's family! I was a blind fool to ever listen to those greedy over-grown weasels!"
  • A Slave Driver cracked a whip by them, scaring them!
  • Slave Driver: "HEY, TAO MAO?! WE'RE NOT PAYING YA TO LOUNGE ABOUT?! YOU AND YOUR UGLY BITCH WIFE, GET BACK TO WORK!?"
  • Tao Mao: "HOW, DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, YOU INSENSITVE BEAST?! I SHOULD'VE NEVER LISTENED TO THAT MONSTER SU SU, I-"
  • The Slave Driver seriously wounded Tao Mao with his whip, scareing Jing Li!
  • Jing Li: "HUSBAND?!"
  • Slave Driver: "Now, are you stupid whiney deer gonna get to work, OR DO I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN?!" (They did that)
  • Skipper: (They saw this event)... Well, looks like we have ourselves classic cases of slave abuse here.
  • Kolwalski: "Rico, you have full permission to turn off all self-control and commen decentcy."
  • Suddenly, punches and slaps were heard, as well as violent cracks as Rico's psychotic laughter was heard.
  • Private: "Wow, he works fast."
  • Tulio: Oh my, God, did Rico just kill a few of those guys?
  • Sam: Uh.... I'm, sure that, he's just giving them broken bones.
  • Skipper: (They burst into the area) Alright, guys, all patrols are disabled. (The others came in and started freeing the prisoners)
  • Jing Li: Oh, thank you, Shell Lodgers!
  • Kowalski: Rico, see if you can create a safe passage for these prisoners to go through until all this is over.
  • Rico: Gotcha! (Hacks out his chainsaw and cuts a hole in the wall which the prisoners go through and hide in some bushes, then Rico lifts the carved structure back into place and glues it back on)... Good as new!
  • Alex: Nice work, but we've still got 9 more dungeons to go.
  • Phil: Oy-vey!

9 Dungeons Later...

  • Rico: (As he glues a hole in the wall shut) Done!
  • Skipper: "And we're done! All prisoners are safe."
  • Alex: "Now we just need to get rid of the remaining guards of the village so those Major Members and the other guys in that temple have little reinforcements."
  • The Louger team rushed off.

Former Snake Cult Temple.

  • Fu-Xi and his Louger group saw the Mongooseifived temple.
  • Fu-Xi: "Look at the sinful disgrace they did to the once great snake cult temple! They turned it into an abomination!? And Su Su and the other major members are in there, enjoying their ill-gotten spoils!"
  • Viper: I'd personally like to see him pay for nearly killing my uncle. Especially since he told me he was tricked by Su Su's own son.
  • Fu-Xi: Son? He has a son?
  • Viper: Yeah, you haven't heard of Darwin Weasley? Half-mongoose, half-weasel?
  • Fu-Xi:... He actually got married... To a weasel?
  • Viper: You didn't know that?
  • Fu-Xi: No, Su Su said he was too busy with his revenge on snakes to have a family to put in danger. Why would he have an affair with a weasel?
  • Viper: Probably so he can have another heir.
  • Fu-Xi:... (Sighs) My God, he is so pathetic.
  • Mr. Krabs: Let's just get in there and take that bastard by surprise.
  • Fu-Xi: Indeed. He's been controlling this place for far too long. He will pay for every whip wound he inflicted on all of my people.
  • Shifu: Indeed. No doubt it's because of their lack of morality which they traded for Kung Fu.
  • Fu-Xi: Exactly. Now let's get started.

Temple

  • Su Su (Finally reveiled as the same green robed assassin from the chrismas speical): (He sits with many other well-dressed Mongoose and strong Mongoose Warriors in a dinner party)
  • Meng Lu was a skawny, Chi Fu dressed Mongoose, was sitting next to Su Su.
  • Meng Lu: "I hope everything is to your liking, big brother! I spared no expendse in the decorations and food! In fact, it, it just arrived! Our waiters will bring it to the party shortly."
  • Su Su still looked angered.
  • Meng Lu: "...... Uh, Sumong? What's wrong?"
  • ???: "He's still distressed about his son."
  • A Warrior-dressed Mongoose came forth.
  • Meng Lu: "Oh, you mean that Darwin loser? BAH! He was complete joke anyway, Lu Ban! Alot of our smaller cousins, the weasels, are! They are NEVER worthy of our presence in the Mongoose Clan."
  • Su Su: "..... What, did you say, ABOUT MY SON?! (BANGS THE TABLE IN ANGER, SURPRISING THE OTHER MAJOR MEMBERS AND SCARING MENG LU INTO SUBMISSION?!)"
  • Meng Lu: "Nn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, Su Su, hear me out! The Weasely family wasn't even interested in our cause anyway! In fact, that slut Weasely girl pretty much dumped you THE MINUTE she knows what you do to snakes! And let's be honest, if that Darwin loser didn't hated you then, he will now when you failed to kill even a black sheep of the Viper Clan! If that doesn't prove that weasels are not worth our time, then what makes you beleive they would EVER be?"
  • Su Su banged the table harder that it practicly got destroyed!
  • Su Su: "THAT, LOSER, WAS GONNA BE MY NEW HEIR?!"
  • Meng Lu: "BUT, BB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT, WHAT ABOUT SISTER SU XI LU?! And her perfectly abled bodied children? Her son and daughter are PERFECT exsamples of Mongooses."
  • Su Su: ".... DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT THEM IN MY PRESENCE?!"
  • Meng Lu: "AGGAHHHHHHHH!? WHY NOT?!"
  • Lu Ban sighed in regret....
  • Lu Ban: "..... Sister's husband turned out to be a Mongoose who deserted the ways of King Xing Chi.... And.... I-"
  • Su Su: "AND YOU (SMACKS DOWN LU BAN ANGERLY), YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF LETTING MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER AND PERFECTLY WORTHY HEIRS FORSAKE OUR CLAN AND LET THAT DEFECTER CORRUPT THEM!?"
  • Lu Ban: ".... I only wanted those children to have a better life then this, Su Su. They, deserved better then continuing generations of hate and discrimnation that King Xing Chi himself has eventally abandon late into the real first wars, Su Su. Your only being a stubbern strain that refuses to leave."
  • Su Su: "DON'T YOU GET IT?! OUR CLAN DOES NOT HAVE TOO MANY FEMALES LEFT EXCEPT FOR YOUR MERCENARY OUTSIDER FLOOZY WHO ISN'T EVEN HERE?! OUR SISTER WAS THE ONLY ONE WE HAVE LEFT, AND SHE FORSAKENED US FOR A DEFECTER?! OUR CLAN'S LEGACY CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT AN HEIR AFTER I AM GONE, LU BAN?! AND NEITHER OF YOU OR MENG LU ARE CAPABLE TO CONTINUE IT, YOU LOST YOUR NERVE, AND MENG LU'S A WEAKLING?! I NEED AN HEIR?!"
  • Lu Ban: "... I swear, your like this because your afraid that your eventuall death would be the end of the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan as a whole. It won't..... Just the end of us continuing this legacy abandoned by the great king himself. Socity has slowly but surely has started to see the truth about snakes. Not everyone is as corrupt or dark as we had said. And people only begun to hate us more."
  • Su Su: "SHUT UP!? BE GRATEFUL I KEPT MY PROMISE TO OUR PARENTS TO NEVER HARM MY SIBLINGS?! BUT I WILL NOT, TOLERATE SUCH BLASFOMY?! OR ANY OF MENG'S INSULTS!?"
  • Meng Lu: "Now, now, Brother dear.... This party is not suppose to be about remembering the loss.... It's about the anniversey of your great success against the "Snake Messiah" Fu-Xi, and the magnifisent slaughter of his family and successful annexed of this worthless snake lover village! AND made this snake cult temple MUCH better! Now, calm down, the food will arrive in this room in a few minutes, and we'll revelate on our finest hour! Why, I even heard Fu-Xi has gotten himself into a bad scrape with Senator Tri-corn! That unreasonable bitch of a dragon is more then likely to-"
  • A Mongoose Soldier came in.
  • Mongoose Soldier: "REPORT, FU-XI WAS SPARED FROM SERIOUS PUNISHMENT DUE TO THE LOUGERS!"
  • Su Su: "WHAT!?"
  • Su Su leaped torwords the messager and grabbed him!
  • Su Su does a pose that frightens the messager and the other Major Mongooses!
  • Lu Ban: "BROTHER NO!? HE'S JUST A BOY AND A MESSAGER! YOU KNOW IT'S NOT CONSIDERED WISE TO HARM THE MESSAGER JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEWS!?"
  • Su Su looked angerly at Lu Ban!
  • Lu Ban: "... Please.... You'll only make the defecting of ranks worse if you take his life...."
  • Su Su growled, and dropped the quickly retreating panicing Messager!
  • Meng Lu: "Uh.... How's, about, we pretend the news didn't reached us?"
  • The Other Major Members began to look at Su Su with judgemental stares and with disgust.
  • Meng Lu clearly sees the other major members are disgusted and judgemental!
  • Meng Lu: "EVERYONE, EVERYONE! Now, it's, obvious that Su Su is just.... Alittle upset about his, half-breed son Darwin.... Now, uh..... Let's, pretend this whole thing didn't happen and uh, resume waiting for dinner? The waitresses will come soon. Please, anyone want a drink?"
  • Lu Ban: "They seen enough, Meng.... The defecting is gonna get worse now."
  • The Major Members began to get up and leave from the room.
  • Su Su: "..... WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? YOUR SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL GENERALS AND COUNCILERS I HAVE?! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING!?"
  • Major member 1: "BECAUSE WE SAW THE SHORCE OF THE DEFECTING?! YOU!?"
  • Major member 2: "NO WONDER KING XING LEFT THIS DEAD PHILOSFY!? LOOK HOW DISGRACEFUL HIS CONTINUING DESENDENT IS?!"
  • Major member 3: "YOU ARE A GREAT MONGOOSE EXTINTION WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
  • The Major members leave without the rest even saying anything!
  • Meng Lu: "..... I, I don't get it?! The relic we have is suppose to keep us proud of the philosfy in return for kung fu.... What happened?!"
  • Su Su: "...... I broke the stone in half to give one of the halfs, to Darwin as a holiday gift to signitfy his time to become heir."
  • Meng Lu: "...... YOU WHAT?!"
  • Su Su: "But he refused, un-enlighten about my beliefs like many outsiders. But he accepted it out of being a good son. I hoped I would be able to change his mind soon, but.... With him being arrested and still in procession of the stone he wore as a trinket, the magic ot stones are seperated.... And now....... It's influence on Mongooses has started to die, and they began to defect from ranks...."
  • Meng Lu: "....... YOU BROKE OUR ONLY WAY TO MAINTAIN THE LOYALTY OF THE EASILY DETERED?!"
  • Su Su: "I WAS PLANNING TO UNITE THE STONES AFTER DARWIN'S ASCENTION, OR ON THE CHANCE ANOTHER HEIR HAS BEEN CHOOSEN?! I DIDN'T COUNTED ON FU-XI INTERFEARING WITH ME AND ALLOW THE VIPER CLAN BLACK SHEEP COPPERFANG BE ABLE TO RUIN MY SON'S LIVELYHOOD?! In fact, I tried to get the other half back, but my son, he, he was enraged with me?! He said things, that broken me!"

Flashback, Prison 42.

  • Su Su: "Son, please, I'm sorry about your business and your legacy as a businessman, but it wasn't my fault! Fu-Xi came from nowehere and protected Copperfang, I wasn't able to get to him in time, I lost his car in the city and, when it looked like I was about to get him for ruining you, a bunch of hidious Goblin Creatures and a giant ice snake came from nowhere and-"
  • Darwin: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT ANYMORE, FATHER!! I thought I could trust you. I thought I would be perfect for this role you ever so desire. But after what just happened, you can just forget it!
  • Su Su: But, son, you're the only chance I have of continuing my legacy! Our female numbers are depleting, and no other mongoose females would wanna join us.
  • Darwin: I'm afraid that's your problem now! You left me to rot in this pathetic space prison!... I wish you weren't my father at all! (Su Su was shocked by these words)...
  • Su Su:... But... But...
  • Darwin: But nothing! It's best if I forsaken your pointless path! In fact, that path doesn't deserve to exist at all! (Takes the relic half, and crushes it to pieces in his grip)
  • Su Su: NOOOOOOO!!!
  • Darwin: Just get out of my sight! NOW! I never wanna see you again for as long as I live!
  • Su Su: NOOOO-HO-HO-HOOO!! (He is dragged away by the robot guards)

Present

  • Su Su: He destroyed the half before I could get it. With the half gone, I'll never be able to keep these people under my control for much longer.
  • Meng Lu: Well, to be honest, it's kind of your fault for breaking the relic apart in the first place. If you were smart, you would've kept it together. Instead, you let your son abandon you and destroy your only hope at keeping your legacy alive. I feel sorry for ever having to follow you on this quest.
  • Su Su: Oh, don't you start too, brother! I need this more than anything! My parents are dead, and you're the only family I have left!
  • Meng Lu: You should've thought of that earlier. It's time I went to King Xing's land, what I should've done a long time ago. Good luck with your life, brother! (Leaves)
  • Su Su:... Don't you DARE walk away from me!... I SAID STOP! (Throws his knife at Meng Lu as it impales him in the back, and he falls to the ground unconscious)...
  • Lu Ban: (Shocked at this)... Su... What did you do?!?
  • Su Su: I WANT THIS BODY IN THE DUNGEON NOW!! I'll heal him later! I can't allow my only hope of keeping my revenge alive to die! I'm going to be keeping him in the dungeon until he changes his mind, forever if I have to!
  • ???: I'm afraid that won't happen! (Fu-Xi appears with the Lodger team)
  • Su Su:... Fu-Xi! How DARE you show your face in my town?!?
  • Fu-Xi: It's not your town, you fool! And it is very disgraceful of you for breaking your promise to your parents by harming your own brother!
  • Su Su: It was his fault! He left me no choice!
  • Shifu: WRONG! It's your own fault for letting your son destroy your one chance to succeed with your plans. And now that we have been able to free all the enslaved townspeople, and you turned your own followers against you, you are powerless to defend your legacy from rightfully being destroyed!
  • Su Su: I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!! (Takes out another knife and takes his other knife out of Meng Lu's wound) I will fight for my legacy! And if you REALLY want to stop it, you'll have to kill me first! I know that's what you want deep down, Fu-Xi! I killed your family. Go ahead and end me!
  • Viper: You're a FOOL if you think Fu-Xi is willing to get personal revenge by killing you!
  • Su Su: "I just need to push the right buttons!? Lu Ban, get that idiot Meng out of here!? It's likely gonna get violent?!"
  • Su Su grabbed Meng Lu and proceeded to leave!
  • Su Su: "..... IS THIS YOUR SICK IDEA FOR REVENGE, FU-XI?! TURNING MY SON AGAINST ME BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY BEING SLAUGTERED BY GULLABLE FOOLS?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "To be honest, no. I kinda actselly thought the stupid fool would stay loyal to you. But I guess even idiots can repent from their mistakes and seek a new path. And again, your own fault you've harmed your own legacy by splitting apart something impourent to maintain your clan's loyalty to your fanactical views. Surprisingly, even the disgraceful King Xing has has LONG forsaken them even before you were even a fetus?! Even your hopeless kiss-up of a brother dumped you! Now, I can't nessersarly say he'll stop being an overall villain given his previous attempts to usurp the emperor's throwne, but at least he'll stop being a barbarian like you! In fact, mother said that even your parents didn't wanted you to have ANYTHING to do with the forsakened Xing philosify! (Su Su growled offended)"
  • Su Su: "DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY PARENT'S UN-ENLIGHTEN VIEWS INTO THIS?! YOU RUINED MY FAMILY, FU-XI?! MY SON IS IN JAIL AND HATES ME, MY FORMER WIFE HATES ME EVEN MORE, MY OWN BROTHERS BECAME DISFUNTIONAL, MY CLAN IS FALLING PART?! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Bitch, you should just be glad Viper and the lougers are keeping me from ripping you a new asshole right now."
  • Su Su end sup being the one provoked and charged in rage!
  • Shifu: "HE'S COMING FOR AN ATTACK!?"
  • Fu-Xi: (Slaps Su Su to the wall before he can strike)...You shall not harm any of the Lodgers! This is between you and me!
  • Su Su:...You're right! You're the one who lead these misfits here in the first place!
  • Fu-Xi: Oh, please, we all know how this ends, with you being beaten with your head in the ground.
  • Su Su: We'll see about that! (Throws a knife, and Fu-Xi is able to grab the knife and throw it onto the ground)...(The two charge toward each other and tackle each other)
  • Po: (Arrives from the window)...Uh...Should we help him?
  • Shifu: No. This is between Fu-Xi and Su Su. He can handle this himself.
  • Su Su: (Retrieves his other knife, and continues attacking Fu-Xi as he continuously dodges them) ALL I HAD TO LIVE FOR IS GONE THANKS TO YOU!!
  • Fu-Xi: Hey, all I did was have other lougers free some hostages and disable the guards. Having your kingdom lose it's edge is all your fault. You were too quick to trust a corrupt entrapatur of a shopping center enterprize with a valueable piece of great magic! Son or not, people like Darwin have a bad hapit of not keeping their power for long when they abuse it badly enough. And I am glad the socity in the dragon realms ultamately crossed the line with a snake's life being threaten! And already, even other distasteful mongooses are getting the message!
  • Su Su: Maybe, but I'll get a new army, and be back next time!
  • Fu-Xi: And who is going to listen to you? With exception of still blinded Mongoose followers that'll sooner or later realise how atrosious you truely are, all you'll truely have is Lu Ban and nobody else. And even then, Lu Ban will soon realise that they'll never be any true help for you. Even if you healed up Meng Lu, he's unlikely to stick around. Your legacy is not worth keeping alive.
  • Su Su: LIKE HELL IT ISN'T!!! I'LL FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY!! I will find a way to get revenge on you and your friends! I'll do whatever it takes to build another army large enough TO LAY WASTE TO THIS INFERNAL TOWN!!
  • Fu-Xi: You will NEVER lay a hand on this town anymore! This ends now!
  • Su Su: Never! NEVER!!! (Slashes faster at Fu-Xi, yet Fu-Xi is able to get at a safe distance, and Su Su pushes him through a wall and out into the open street of the town)... (He sees some fireworks barrel, lights it, and kicks it at Fu-Xi, yet he dodges it as the barrel explodes)
  • Fu-Xi: You can do better than that, Su Su!
  • Su Su: That's the plan! Have you heard of the deadly Song Xu Heart Poke of Death?
  • Fu-Xi:... You KNOW OF IT?! (Su Su's hands turn black)... I THOUGHT MASTER OOGWAY OUTLAWED THAT TECHNIQUE!! Besides, you never used it before?!
  • Su Su: I had the move for a long time actselly. Now as to why I didn't use it before, I simply thought it wasn't nessersary at the time. But times change obviously. Now I shall finally use it on the one enemy that I sought to destroy for YEARS!! (Uses his black-glowing hands to attack Fu-Xi, but Fu-Xi was able to get a safe distance from them)
  • Shifu: (As the Lodgers were watching this)... Oh, no!
  • Po: Is that... The Song Xu Heart Poke of Death?!? I thought Master Oogway outlawed that move!
  • Shifu: He did! That move is far too dangerous and violent.
  • Sparx: What does it do?
  • Shifu: It allows the user to poke one's heart, manipulate the victim's adrenaline, lower the blood rate, and crush the circulatory system to the point where... Unspeakable things happen.
  • Sparx: How unspeakable are we talking?
  • Shifu: "... Let's just say, in the words of one with a mouth like Icky's, you'd be the luckiest basturd in the world if you just died NORMALLY from that beast of a move!"
  • Sparx: "(Gulp).... You mean.... People tend to die in horrendus GOREY DEATHS!?"
  • Shifu: "Not THAT gorey, thank goodness, but it's often FAR from a pleasent exspearience as well."
  • Sparx: "And, WE'RE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO HELP FU-XI?!"
  • Shifu: "Again.... It's HIS fight! We may've encountered maniacs like Sumong before, and he's likely otherwise not much different, but we had NEVER fought anyone with actcess to just a dangerious Kung-Fu move like the heart-poke of death. We can only hope Fu-Xi can still congure him like he has boasted before."
  • Fu-Xi still dodges Su Su everytime, only succeeding in making Su Su angerier!
  • Su Su: "I, HATE THE FACT, THAT MERELY DISPOSING OF YOUR FAMILY ISN'T ENOUGH?! HOW CAN YOU STILL HAVE THE POWER TO STILL STAND AGAINST THE GREAT PRECESSOR OF KING XING HIMSELF?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Simply, actselly..... I am like my father's fire. Even the coldest water, doesn't stop it. (Fu-Xi fast striked Su Su in the face, disorianted him) The most Antarctic of ice, can't disquinish me! (Coils around Su Su and spins him around and smacks him again) The heaviest, of Thunderstorms, can't stop me?!"
  • Fu-Xi tossed Su Su up in the air, who Su Su started to scream in worry!
  • Fu-Xi: "CAUSE I AM MORE THEN JUST A CREATION OF FIRE AND MAGIC?! I'M MORE THEN AN OVER-GROWN SNAKE EVEN FOR KING COBRA STANDERDS?! AND I AM ABOVE BEING JUST ANOTHER LOONATIC LIKE YOU?! (GRABS SU SU BY THE LEGS) I, AM THE MESSIAH TO SNAKES EVERYWHERE, I WAS CREATED TO PUT DISGRACEFUL BEASTS LIKE YOU IN YOUR PLACE!? I, AM, LORD...... FU-XI?!"
  • Fu-Xi began to spin Su Su fast enough causing Su Su to scream in fear, ultamately tossing Su Su far away from the village, as the suprime symbol of banishment from this place! Su Su was ultamately seen crashing right into a rock, simular to Fu-Xi's own defeat in the canon episode, as Su Su fell down defeated.
  • Po: "....... That was, AWESOME?!"
  • Viper smiled as a small tear escaped.
  • Fu-Xi: "..... OH YEAH, THAT FELT GOOD?! MANY YEARS OF WAITING TO FINALLY GETTING EVEN FELT GOOD!? WOOO! WHAT A FREAKING ADRENALENE RUSH?!"
  • Shifu began to pounder.
  • Spongebob and Spyro, who saw this, began to look at eachother about this.

By morning.

  • The Villagers were celebrating Fu-Xi's rescue of the village.
  • Tao Mao: "Fu-Xi, as an act of gratatude, and, great, personal apology, I would like to welcome you back to Ni Chi, and with the prospect of being able to restore most of what the Mongooses took from us. Even the eventuall restore of the Snake Cult Temple. It'll, take time and a great deal of money, but I think the High Council offered to make money a non-issue."
  • Fu-Xi: "I appresiate this, village leader... I do.... I still wished this mess was avoided to begin with.... If I wasn't distracted by those bandits that Su Su had hired to distract me and my family, I would've been able to expose Su Su as the lier everyone should've already known he was."
  • Tao Mao: "I know..... It, helped little he was able to use a poison on my son that is painfully simular to snake venom, so... That's, how we ended up believing that beast to begin with.... We found out too late that it was just a snake venom-like poison called Chi Ti Viper Ivy Necter and.... I lost my son over a cretin's lie.... I deserve to lose my son over being emotional and malmitulatable."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... It was just as much my fault. Again, stupid bandits had to distract us while the real trouble went un-noticed till it was too late."
  • Tao Mao: "I appresiate understanding, Fu-Xi. I'd offer to welcome you back as our protector again, but, I think it's obvious you may have a desteny of your own...."
  • Fu-Xi: "Wait, what?"
  • The Lougers came closer.
  • Spongebob: "Fu-Xi, we want to say that, your really quite a stand up guy. You not only took on a group of people with a vendetta against you, but you took down a crazy mongoose with freaky powers! And you actselly devised a successful louger stealth plan we haven't had since we exposed an insane sciencetist with carnviorious locusts. Our team can use a guy like you. How would you like to join the Lougers?"
  • Fu-Xi: "(Sadly sighs).... Tempting, but I don't think I'm yet worthy of such a luxery. Not after the bad taste I left in that city."
  • Spyro sighed.
  • Spyro: "We were, afraid you would feel ashamed of yourself after how, we even encountered you. We understand. You obviously wanted to wait until your controversey dies down."
  • Fu-Xi: "Not just that. I felt that just beating a bunch of cretins wasn't enough. I need to do something TRUELY epic if I have to get involved with you guys. But I'll still help out every now and again in situations when your dealing with a truely compident villain, or at best an extremely lucky idiot with some ill-gotten advantage over even you guys."
  • Icky: "Wow.... Your, pretty much the first and only guy to not yet accept our invite right away."
  • Spyro: "If that is your desidion, Fu-Xi, then we'll respect it. But it is always open if you changed your mind. The doors of the Dragon Guardian Temple will wait to open for you till you do."
  • Viper: "We'll keep in touch, Fu-Xi... Just, try not to jump into more insodents again."
  • Fu-Xi: "No nessersary promises cause I tend to be alittle loopy, but, I'll see what I can do."
  • The Lougers say their farewells as does Fu-Xi.
  • The Old Snake was secretly watching this.
  • Old Snake: "(In Titan's voice) God DAMNS it, that was close! I was SO lucky the guy was too regretful of a few screw-ups that he didn't accepted the offer right away!"
  • Arctitect's voice: "BUT ALL THAT ACCURED WAS THE DELAYED INEDITABLE?! I am starting to wish I get banished into the banished realms before Fu-Xi joins the Lougers?!"
  • Old Snake: "Yo, yo, relax, boss. At least Fu-Xi felt the guy needs to do something extremely epic before getting with them. And luckly, his helping in the lougers prior is mostly so insignigant that it's still no biggie!"
  • Arctitect's voice: "But we STILL must not risk it! We have to keep an eye on HIM as well and remain viglent! That means we need to find the toughest villains imaginable and make sure the Lougers do NOT win another day! Now, let us proceed to make another attempt to punish Tri-corn for disappointing us again."
  • Old Snake: "Gladly. The stupid bitch had ANOTHER shot at being unreasonable, and screws it up! Sooner Glitch-Corn comes back, the better!"
  • The Old Snake leaves.

Epilogue

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • TV: "The last few days proved quite eventful. From the city still recovering from Shen's corrupted rampage, to a lawsuit fiasco in equestia turned into a rare Scougre Imperial attack, to Stephen being able to bring down a netourious outlaw, Tri-corn's bad run-in with a now fallen mafia group and even futuriasin criminals, the recent loss of Robert and Theo Aysayer, and now a recent case about a renigade cobra attack, turns into the evental discovering that the legends of Grog Breath Wharf were surprisingly real, and the discovery that the infamous Anti-Snake Mongoose clan, is in fact, suffering a serious defecting crisis, ironicly thanks to the leader's bad planning in giving half of a powerful stone to Darwin Weasely, who has since recently repented his crimes after being release awhile back for good behavior and has proven true to his word that he changed his ways. This because an ajoyious day of celebration for the snake community, and will soon be nothing but a bad memory to the Mongoose community which had LONG denounce the actions of the clan EVEN before recent events. Copperfang, former spectic to Weasely's reformnation, has this to say."
  • Copperfang: "I'm glad he truely did made a commitment to prove he was nothing at all like his father. Darwin still has a long jounrey ahead of him though, but I consider what he just did awhile back, to be a proven step in the right direction."
  • TV: "It other semi-related news, The Bounty Hunters who turned on Tri-corn have been sent to places best suited for their issues. The Snake Hunters, former known exterminators, have been sent to a normal prison in Dragon Realms, Louisianna. Steelbeak Sinsworth, is being sent unarmed to Dr. Wings asylum, who Dr. Wings claims he can find a way to cure Steelbeak's sadisum and Sociopathry. Moon Chi is being sent Prison 42 due to his greater infamy, that he recently discovered, as the suriving son of the feruious Blood Diamond Baboon clan infamous for terrorable crimes across africa and beyound over Blood Diamonds, of which prompted a snake clan who worship the diamonds to attack in defending the sacred artifacts, killing all but one of the Blood Diamong Baboons.... Moon Chi, originally gonna be named Pomo Blood Diamond, had this to say."
  • Moon Chi: "I'M A DISGRACE!? (STARTS RIPPING HIS CELL APART IN RAGE)!?"
  • TV: "We, weren't allowed further recording cause of guard request for safety. Most of the disbanded Snake Killer Inc has been sent back to the Hanna Barbara world to be kept in seperate prisons and juvenal halls, and for Noobert Doo, the dog pound, and to be placed under the care of famed icon Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. Scooby-Doo issued the following apology."
  • Scooby: "Ri'm rorry counsin Nooby did what he did. Rat is rall."
  • A Lawyer from Warner Bros: "We at Warner Bros and Hanna-Barbara would like to say that the actions of Nooby Doo, does not reflect to Scooby-Doo, Mystery Inc, Hanna-Barbara or Warner Bros in general in anyway. Our company will work to make sure Noobert-Doo will be blacklisted from trying to make simular companies like Snake Killer Inc or anything potainionally capable to harm an iconic character's image. Thank you and no more questions for today."
  • TV: "In the meanwhile, famed Mega-Sci-Corp snake genius, Doctor Jeffery Coils has stated he would aim to spend his entire paycheck of $600 dollars on surprisingly, bailing out the mad sciencetist Vernma Wilson, and aims to give her a new view on life and a job in Mega-Sci Corp. Jeffery refused an interview and to explains his motivations other then saying that he aims to make it up for Vernma for what happened with her parents. It implies that Jeffery was indeed, the hero who saved his town from being destroyed by the mutant crab people that was Vernma's parents. More defelitments on that soon to come. And finally, Prince Rajah and "Raggy" Sanders have been welcomes into the Equestian Reforming Monistairy. Rajah has now changed as a yoga instructer and Raggy became apart of the staff that helps the hardest to reform villains calm down with help of "Zoning out" tecnics. This was Scourch Scourchington with the news. And now the weather-"
  • The TV was changed by Icky another channel.
  • Icky: "Well Iags, I say we did ONE hell of a bang up job."
  • Iago: "Oh yeah, have we got our work cut out for us."
  • Icky: "And here's hoping it's smooth sailing from here."
  • They and the other Lougers were watched by Fu-Xi and his assusiates.
  • Fu-Xi: "... And if I can see to it.... It will be."
  • Lady Su: ".... I can't help but to feel you refused their offer for another reason, my son."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Yes..... It wasn't just because I need a prove my worth greater then just beating up a bunch of cretins.... But also to protect the lougers from a dark force that would be enraged if I had joined them.... I know not of what this force is, but I sensed it's wickedness watching them... Already mad at them for their previous accomplishments... Joining them would make it worse. We have to be much more careful the next time we get involve with the Lougers again. I'm worried we're dealing with an evil, worse, then even Su Su."
  • Lady Su: "Yes, and I had sensed this preasence too.... Already, I can feel it's preasence, glaring angerly at us. It knows your not to be taken lightly, Fu-Xi."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... I take it as a complament. If even a great evil knows I am not to be scoffed at, then I truely am a great force."
  • Mo Tong: "Yeah, but that means we can't be cocky anymore. If this dark force is something like an un-banished Darkspawn, then we could be in trouble here."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... I laugh at the faces of trouble and danger.... And I bravely scoff at this dark presence. If not even the most dispicable Mongoose can deter me, neither will darkspawn."
  • Fire: "Esepically since you defeated a former creater of me, who was a Darkspawn. If you can defeat him, you can defeat anyone."
  • Unknown to Fu-Xi's group, they were watched by spiritual dream forms of Sombor and Sopony.
  • Sombor: "..... Fu-Xi could become a great and valuable ally for us. Plus, he could use some help against even the dangerious tricks of my former master and his possable new allies in the Mafia Allience. We need to make sure this great snake is able to make good on his promises to help the Lougers whenever he so chooses. We will have to keep a good eye on this serpent."
  • Sopony: "Indeed father. Even if not directly with the Lougers, he could litterally be their greatest weapon.... On a threat they yet to discover."
  • Sombor: "And we shall also see to it that they DO discover it... First, we need to find a way to make sure this, Crimelord Titan is not able to simply wipe away memories of the Lougers again should they see him as the Old Snake again, and help remindy the amazia effects of the Nobody Talisments. We must seek out a great exbert who can give us details for it."
  • Sopony: ".... I heard there's a man named Ansem the Wise. We shall seek him out, and see if he knows more about the talisment we seek."
  • Sombor: "Good thinking, my daughter."
  • The two faded.

Fin?

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