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Path to Redemption is the 37th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Starlight Glimmer, the now-reformed mastermind behind an attack on time, is finally being faced for her crimes in the past. She has been put on trial by the Unicorn Council for her attack on Canterlot, her enslavement of an entire town of ponies, and most recently, her terrorism on changing the past. Twilight and the Mane Six have sworn to defend her during this case and make sure she is spared of a punishment. Even Sunset Shimmer comes back to help defend her in the case. Despite her claims that she was only afraid of losing friends like she did with Sunburst which was why she signed up to be part of the School for Gifted Unicorns with Sunset in order to find him, yet failed, she ultimately gave up and ended up being the pony she was today. Even if she said that Starswirl made his time-traveling spell free of paradoxes so that it doesn't end up in a doomsday, it is still not enough for her to get out of her crimes regardless. Saldaron and some time guardians even declared that the time spell be outlawed upon feeling a disturbance in the space-time continuum and had Golden Oak and the Cutie Map magically get rid of the spell to prevent it from making more disasters. Shineflare is especially furious after hearing all the altered realities that Twilight had seen, and feels the proper punishment is banishment from Equestria forever. Feeling this will mean that the Mane Six will never see her again, they call the Lodgers to help defend her. Fortunately, the Lougers were already a step ahead and asked the High Council to locate Sunburst himself and get him to testify. It looked as if it would be an open-and-shut case, but it gets even more unpleasant on what happened with the time travel fiasco was part of an old foe's plans to get herself out. The choas of the paradox that formed from the time-travelling act was chronologically felt by Fem Fatala, and it had freed her, enabling her to escape Hayfield 64, recapture her bad mares and has her sights set on finally making Starlight hers for good. Naturally, when the Main Six and Sunset interfered, Fem Fatala has recreated the improved apawn Starswirl's time spell and uses it beyond what happened with the episodes. After sending Starlight and her sex slave mares back to the Fem Dimension, she ends up sending the Mane Six, Sunset, Spike, and Discord back to the past in the Pride Lands when the Shell Lodge first formed following the death of Mufasa in the very same gorge and stampede. And already Twilight, based on what Starlight did, quickly realised that Fem is gonna do something extreme: Prevent the Lodgers from being founded by stopping Mufasa's death in any shape or form. The first time Fem did was simply scaring off the past Hyenas and Dennis away from the feasting wildebeests, warned Mufasa of Scar's betrayal attempt, and ultimately saved him and prevented the formation of the Lodge. Then after returning from an unfavorable future where the Third Cartoonian War appeared with the Villain League returning to power, and oppressing everything and the Darkspawn talisman was never destroyed due to Shenzi still being evil, the heroes return to the past to stop this from happening, but things have turned upside-down when Fem promises Starlight she will be reunited with Sunburst forever as opposed to seeing him one final time when it turned out that Sunburst got married to another childhood friend, Dawning Noon, she rescued Mufasa before he could die and still prevented the Shell Louge from being founded. The result was another bad future where everything was Makuta-cized and under the control of the Dark Dragon Scourge, with Fang being successful after the events of SpongeBob and Friends meet The Lion King 1/2 and still being betrayed by Dark Dragon. Then the cycle repeats and Mufasa's death still gets prevented, a new bad future involving a high-tech sci-fi dystopia where all worlds are enslaved under threat of Dr. Nefarious and his brainwashed bride Kairi happens, the Mares, Discord and Spike go back in time again and fail again, and then the UUniverses appears to be oppressed by the undisturbed AUU Villains Act who wage war with the UUniverses, and it repeats to the point it gets repetitive. The heroes only have one more option left: Get Starlight to ultamtely defeat Fem herself since her magic was difficult for even Twilight to handle. Can the Mane 6, Sunset, Discord and Spike and a truthfully repenting Starlight save the timeline?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Typical Lodger Duties Meet an Expected Call to a Court Case

A Parking lot.

  • An avergae guy was about to get to his car, when suddenly, henchmen dressed wallibes appeared from nowhere armed with crowbars!
  • An evil laughter was heard!
  • A Figure landed behind the man as he screamed!
  • ???: "(Austrillain Accent) Good day, mate. You have the honor of having your car jacked by (reveils himself as a Supervillain Red Kangaroo) THE KANGAROO CARJACK?! Wallupbes!?"
  • The Wallibes began to smackdown on the poor guy!
  • Carjack began to laugh!
  • Carjack: "Another car deliously stolen, by me. Kangaroo Carjack. I'll make the automoble industry PAY for their rejection to my brillient ideas!"
  • Carjack was laughing until-
  • A Dactyl-shaped figure landed on the car!
  • ???: "Hey, what're you doing, friend?"
  • Carjack: "What the- Hey buzz off ya flying dingo! You would not DARE interfear with Kangaroo Carjack!?"
  • ???: "Well, I am in fact, daring, to interfear with you, and with reason. Friend, you were clearly not very nice to that gentlemen."
  • Two other Dactyl figures landed on the other car.
  • ??? 2: "Oh, worse then not being very nice. (Screeches nastilly) He was being a crook!"
  • ??? 3: "YOU OWE THAT MAN AND HIS FAMILY A GREAT DEAL OF TIME IN BARS FOR THAT, VARMINT!?"
  • Carjack: "No one dares threaten Carjack!? Wallupbes, get them?!"
  • The Wallibes tried to attacked the figures, but two more Dactyl figures pounced on and started to bite and nip at the screaming Wallibes!
  • Carjack quickly became afraid and made a hop for it, with the five figures flying up and chasing him!
  • ???: "Hey, slow down! There's no place to hide, yellow belly!"
  • The figures laughed!
  • Carjack escaped to the nearby park and straight into the long grass and onto a rock!
  • ???: "I wouldn't've gone into the grass if I was you, friend."
  • Carjack: "Why not?! It's safer then dealing with-"
  • ???: "Howdy."
  • Carjack looked and saw he was surrounded by 4 Raptor figures.
  • ???: "Now what did you think you were doing?"
  • Carjack: ".... Uh..... Nothing?"
  • ??? 2: "Nothing? What's your name?"
  • Carjack: "K-k-k-k-k-k-Kangaroo Carjack!"
  • ???: "Well then, K-k-k-k-k-k-Kangeroo Carjack. You didn't looked like you was doing nothing. What was he doing to you?"
  • ??? 3: "Oh, ask me, ask me, ask-"
  • ???: "SHH!? I wasn't asking you!"
  • ??? 2: "I think he was trying to rustle something from someone and tried to avoid getting karma."
  • ???: "And what do we do to Karma dodgers? Tell'im, old friend."
  • Carjack gasped and looked as the 4th Raptor Figure as the Dactyl figures began to close.
  • ??? 4: "We, MAKE'IM SQUIEL LIKE THE COWERDS THEY ARE?!"
  • All the figures pounced on the screaming Carjack, as his costume was seen being ripped apart!

Later.

  • The Police arrived.
  • Carjack was seen alittle wounded and his costume destroyed, as well as his wallibe henchmen.
  • Carjack: "I'M TELLING YA?! MONSTERS?! PREHISTORIC MONSTERS CAME FROM NOWHERE AND ATTACKED ME!?"
  • Axle: "Oh, boy. Sounds like you had a bad run-in with the Lougers' new recruits."
  • Carjack: "THOSE MONSTERS WERE WHAT!?"
  • Jennet: "Yeah, you see, Junjie was causing some trouble in a dinosaur world awhile back and, well, one thing lead to another and, well, here they are. I know they were abit rough, but, give them some slack, they're still learning not to be so, wild on guys like you."
  • Axle: "You should've seen what they did to a petty jewel thief. The guy was crying like a baby!"
  • Carjack: "WHY WOULD THE LOUGERS ALLOW THEM INTO THEIR RANKS?!"
  • Axle: "Buddy, they're the same people who let a genisideal Peacock and the leage's ex-dragon empress in without second thoughts, and your gonna question their recruitment methods NOW?! The less you worry about it, the better."
  • Carjack: "I'M GONNA SUE THOSE BASTURDS FOR UN-NESSERSARY BRUTALITY AND ANIMAL ATTACK?!"
  • Axle: You're a criminal now, Carjack-ass! You're under OUR jurisdiction now. So shut up and get in the damn car! (Carjack did that as the new members of the Lodge watched and waved at them as Carjack got angry as he was driven off)
  • Lord Shen: (Appears in front of the new members) Well, I must say, you guys did a great job for your first day. (The figures were revealed to be the Raptors and Pterosaurs from The Good Dinosaur)
  • Buddha: Ah, it was nothin'. We showed them varmints a thing or two.
  • Thunderclap: Indeed.
  • Trixie: We sure taught you well. I'm sure you'll make great heroes. But know right now that there are soon to be worse challenges ahead. There are evils out there that are more powerful than merely a predator or a carjacker and his kickass henchmen. There's evils that can literally blow your heads clean off if given the chance.
  • Coldfront: Oh, sure, we can handle them!
  • Pervis: Yeah-yeah-yeah, they are no match for us!
  • Axle: (Receives a call)...Hello?...I...what...a court case?...Okay, I'll tell them right away. (Hangs up)...Guys...that was Princess Celestia. She wanted to tell you that the court case concerning a recently-reformed villain...is about to begin.
  • Gilda:...You mean with Starlight?
  • Axle:...I suppose so, whoever that is.
  • Icky: (Very quickly) Basically a former villain who went on a rampage in Canterlot with mostly injuries and one murder of a guard, enslaved an entire town to have equal cutie marks like a communist after making a deal with an ancient chaotic lesbian bat byproduct of the Draconequui, AND tampered with time.... (Normally)... In that order.
  • Axle:... So she assaulted, tampered with time, and did communist acts?
  • Icky: You might say that.
  • Axle:... Then... I wish you good luck. Cause that sounded like your gonna need it and A.S.A.P. (He gets back in his police car with Janet as they drive off)
  • SpongeBob:...We'd better get the communicator ready.

Back at the Dragon Temple

  • Kowalski: WOW! Santa even improved the communications computer. And it still has familiar button systematics and a few others so we can be familiar with them. I wonder why we didn't notice that.
  • Skipper: Just call Celestia!
  • Kowalski: Okay, fine! (Starts the communicator, and contacts Celestia)
  • Celestia: "Thank goodness you called in Lougers, I-"
  • Celestia looks at the Dactyls and the Raptors.
  • Lord Shen: "They're new recruits. Long story concerning Junjie and their hom planet."
  • Celestia: ".... Oh. Alchourse. Anyway, I trust you all know why I am in need to contact you."
  • Gilda: "Shineflare finally desided to put the ex cutiemark communist on trail?"
  • Icky: "Wow, what a way to start the new year."
  • Squidward: "Let me guess. Shineflare intents on being a jerk to Starlight about everything, even WHEN she helped in stopping Junjie and the Devourus mess?"
  • Skipper: "Well, tecnecally, she didn't really get to do much. It was mostly just us in the Mega-Max all the way through. And cause she doesn't have her own element, she didn't even get to babyify Devourus. She was more at best a bystander. It might not help much."
  • Squidward: "Barnicles."
  • Celestia: "That's why I need you to help prove that Starlight can change. And you need to do that by locating Sunburst."
  • Shifu: "There may not be much of a garrintie it will truely halt Shineflare's harsh call, but we'll do our best."
  • Private: Don't YOU know where Sunburst is? Wasn't he a student at the School for Gifted Unicorns?
  • Celestia: Yes, but he's moved on long ago, and I haven't seen him ever since. I don't even know if he's still in Canterlot anymore.
  • Kowalski:...Do you at least know where his FAMILY is?
  • Celestia: No, but Starlight did tell us where her hometown was when the Unicorn Council took her into custody. It's actually a small town called Horseshoe Corner. Perhaps you can start from there. But you'd better hurry because the trial begins tomorrow. Twilight's map is sure to lead you to Horseshoe Corner.
  • SpongeBob: We're on our way! Lodgers out! (They ended transmissions)
  • Lord Shen: And once again, the Unicorn Council has to be a bunch of cruel jackasses!
  • Shifu: It's just the justice system doing what it must because Starlight still has a criminal record of murdering a lone guard, assaulting a town, forcing a whole town to have the same cutie marks, and even for messing with the timeline. It's the Unicorn Council that's the problem. They're obviously not going to take it easy on her.
  • Merlin: That's why we must find this Sunburst and fast!
  • SpongeBob: TO THE VAN!

Twilight's Castle, One Batman-like cutoff later...

  • Rainbow Dash:...Well, I can't say this was not supposed to happen, we all knew it was coming since Starlight reformed.
  • Spike: Yeah, she did some very nasty crimes in the past.
  • Applejack: And Shineflare was royally pissed after hearing every single alternate reality Starlight created. I mean, a war against Sombra which leads to Equestria under his control? Changelings taking over Equestria and leaving ponies to form a resistance in the jungles? Nighmare Moon returning and banishing Celestia to the moon? Tirek wreaking havoc? Discord unreformed and using Celestia and Luna as playthings? An APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND?!?... But the one with Flim and Flam chopping down trees for big business was the one I didn't even get. Sure they were con-artists, but they sure as hell weren't no Once-lers! I know time tends to be unusual, but even for alternate timeline standerds, that one was strange.
  • Pinkie: "I'd bet if Twilight continued to tried to stop Starlight from changing the past more, there would've been even MORE confusing bad futures. You did say that once."
  • Applejack: "Well, I did stated them as "Worse Case Senarios" Futures, but I don't get how the Flim Flam brothers being forest destroyers be worthy of being considered a truely bad future?.... Unless there was actselly abit more to it. Like, Flim and Flam could've been working for someone worse, like Black Tie or Dr. Eureka."
  • Twilight: "I guess it was a future where ponies have forgotten to respect nature and the Flimflam brothers just so happened to be the ones the most involved with. Either way, I do not wished to see what more bad futures would've been like, like if Trixie ended up buying the Alicorn Amulet to make herself powerful to make her shows more impressive but turned evil overlord, or something simular to the alternate reality Clare made with Sunset an unstoppable empress, or when Mayhem was still on the loose, or Tyranny, or Fem, or Jeorbo, or-"
  • Fluttershy: "Calm down Twilight. The Bad Futures you DO know about are bad as they already are."
  • Rarity: Indeed. Who WOULDN'T be furious after hearing a story like that? Like Twilight said, time travel isn't something to be messed with.
  • Pinkie: Oh, it didn't help that Starlight herself watched her say that behind a bush. She was basically stalking Twilight ever since we defeated her.
  • Twilight: Still... We need the Lodgers more than anything.
  • Fluttershy:... You're sure that your idea of bringing Sunburst to testify will work? He hasn't seen Starlight in years.
  • Twilight: Maybe, maybe not, but it's the best we can do. Sunburst unknowingly left Starlight to do all those nasty things since he left Horseshoe Corner. I feel he owes it to her and all of us to defend her from banishment to another world for life. I don't think I can BARE to see her exiled from all she knows.
  • Rainbow Dash: Where is Shineflare even thinking of banishing her? The moon?
  • Twilight: Shineflare thinks that's too assusiated to Nightmare Moon.... And that rude meme about Celestia being tyrantical. Celestia already told me. She's thinking of banishing her to Poi-Son. All primitive civilizations, even though we're not exactly in the 21st centaury lifesytile, wet bogs and terrain, and limited modern-day technology, though again, the pinitcale of a futuristic socity we are not.
  • Fluttershy: That's just mean! Starlight wouldn't last 5 days out there! She's just not used to an environment like that.
  • Pinkie: "Well it depends. I mean, I imagine that she spended most of her day hiding in a cave and did traveled a long away here. I think she is a good survivalist."
  • Applejack: "But she still doesn't deserve being sent there. Espeically since the the Lougers are still working on recapturing that Hank guy. He didn't exactly get to enjoy being allowed to be redeemed either."
  • Rarity: "Hank would end up being a bad enfluence on her, or worse, Eagle-Beak will get involved and make her even MORE dangerious."
  • Rainbow Dash: "So that moronic Shineflare's asentually gift-warping a powerful unicorn to a vengeful magical griffin! He could use her to re-evilise Qui, and maybe even attract more bad guys to pal with him!"
  • Twilight: That's why we need to do this. As soon as the Lodgers arrive, we need to begin our search at Horseshoe Corner, the hometown of Starlight and Sunburst. We'll search for clues, and either find Sunburst or his family. We find his family, they're sure to know where he is.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Just one thing.... Remember that the guard was like Octavia's aunt? What if Shineflare twists Octavia's feelings against Starlight to make the court rule in her faver. Wouldn't it be a good idea to make sure Octavia doesn't end up pulling a Shen on us like what happened to Discord over the Plunderweed mess?"
  • Twilight: I already considered that a possibility, so I informed Octavia to, if called onto the court stand, be careful. We can't keep her from the trial because Shineflare demands that all available sources be there, but we can make sure Shineflare doesn't make this an unfair trial.
  • Pinkie: Should we bring Crane in? He does have a secret identity as Harvey Wadder.
  • Twilight: Yes, but Shineflare is starting to get suspicions that Harvey is actually Crane. And Shineflare is probably going to have a warrant waiting for them like she did with Discord threatening to send them to prison if they strike out.
  • Applejack: Well, thanks to the fact that we have people with greater authority than the Unicorn Council like Nightus and Heavenslight, as well as the Shell Lodgers that are also members of the High Council, I'm sure Shineflare will have no choice but to comply.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, and remember when Shineflare lost the trust of the Galactic Federation since that Discord mess? The Grand Councilwoman accused Shineflare of abusing higher powers for personal gain, something that even her own race frowns upon. So yeah, her chances of using higher powers again are a complete PHHBBBTT!!
  • Twilight: Thank Celestia that's true! We don't want Shineflare to abuse that power ever again because that's a sure-fire way to risk her ending the case quickly with an unfair charge. The High Council Lodgers, Crane, Nightus and Heavenslight are going to that court case whether Shineflare likes it or not.
  • Rainbow Dash: Damn right! (Spaceship sounds were heard)
  • Spike: Girls, the Lodgers have arrived!
  • Rarity: "Let's hope Dodo has improved on his parking this time."

Outside

  • Mr. Dodo: (They accidentally crashed into two carriages)...BLAST! Failed at parking again!
  • Skipper: Aye-aye-aye! These Wonderlandians and their madness making them stupid as fish! Dodo, this van is literally THE SIZE OF A SPACESHIP...which it technically is. It's too large for parallel parking. Plus it's no longer operational on roads.
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, SORRY! I can still be blissfully unaware of reality because...well...that's the reason why I was sent to Wonderland to begin with! I still have problems with the concept of getting dry even today.
  • Private: I always thought it was because you're a dodo.
  • Skipper: Don't sound racist, Private!
  • Sandy: At least we made it to Equestria...with a small possibility of emptying our wallets to pay for the repairs we made.
  • Twilight: (Comes in) Guys! We heard the crash!
  • Pinkie: Was Dodo driving again?
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, Pinkie, he ALWAYS drives....Unless they need to use their van to the best of their abilities, in which case often Sandy or a few others have to drive.
  • Tigress: Sorry about the crash, but Dodo completely forgot about the van not being able to parallel park anymore.
  • Cynder: He is from Wonderland after all. A world which I established was a world where the incredibly mentally insane go because they're too much for an insane asylum.
  • Icky: And they were so insane, they almost had us hung for stopping their Queen from being the bitch she always is, only with the Villain League.
  • March Hare: PLEAAASSE don't remind us of that! The Queen was as mad as us, and we didn't have a problem with it. Anyone else in Wonderland could've been qualified as queen, and still be as insane. By that logic, the Queen was still a respected one.
  • Iago: THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS SOLVES HER PROBLEMS BY DECAPITATING SOMEONE!!! She loses in croquet, GreeeeEEEHK! (Creases his neck) She sees her tarts are undercooked or stolen, GreeeeEEEEEHHHKKK!! (Creases neck again) She's challenged of things not going her way, GREEEEEEHHHHKKKK!!! (Creases neck again) There are YouTube videos where people including Po and Private tell her off, GREEEEEEEHHHHHKKK TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE POOR SOULS!!! The bitch was just so egotistical it hurts!
  • Mad Hatter: You can't necessarily blame her. She's as mad as the rest of us Wonderlandians.
  • Pinkie: Then...why do you guys get to be part of the Lodge?
  • Twilight: Cynder was declared their new queen when she killed the Queen the first time, remember?
  • Shifu: People, I hate to interrupt your justifications of the laws of Wonderland, but aren't we supposed to be doing something here?
  • March Hare: Ah, yes! We have to find that boyfriend of Starlight!
  • Pinkie: (Giggles) Sunburst wasn't her boyfriend, silly! He was just a friend.
  • March Hare: He would've been if he stayed around a few years. Think about it.
  • Pinkie:...Hmm...good point.
  • Rainbow Dash: Can't wait to see the next brony fanfiction where THAT becomes a thing.
  • Twilight: Focus, everyone! Let's just get started. (The Lodgers got out and turned the van into the Amulet again)

Twilight's Castle, Map Room

  • Twilight and the gang came in.
  • Twilight: "Golden Oak."
  • Golden Oak's spirit appeared.
  • Golden Oak: "Yes, Miss Sparkle?"
  • Twilight: "Could you pinpoint Horseshoe corner?"
  • Golden Oak: "But alchourse."
  • Magicly turns into a pin-pointing arrow and hovers to where an almost un-see able village is.
  • Golden Oak's voice: "Just take a south from Hoofville and through several unevental meadows."
  • Twilight: "Thank you."
  • The Gang as quickly leaved.

Horseshoe Corner.

  • The Gang arrvied from the Train Station.
  • Twilight: "Now, to find Sunbursts' family.

Sunbursts' house.

  • Sunbursts' mother: "Oh I am so proud of my boy. He became a graduate as quickly as his teens. He stayed here for a brief time before he left town with his sweetheart Dawning Noon. They both moved to the neightbering town Haystack. I just visited him on the holidays last year. It's not dreadfully far, it's just a good trot to get there."
  • Twilight: "Thank you for your time, Missus Burst."
  • The Gang left.

Haystack.

  • Haystack was an inter-racial community, of Ponies and several mythic beings. A Fat Baker Goblin was seen.
  • ???: "Hello Chef Greensweet."
  • The Goblin Greensweet turned and smiled to see a growned up Sunburst and a Red verson of Applejack's childhood friend Rara.
  • Chef Greensweet: "Ho-ho-ho! Sunny, Noon! Great to see my faverite unicorn custimers again! What can I do ya for?"
  • Sunburst: ".... Well... We wanna throw a big impourent surprise for our families in Horseshoe Corner that, (He and Noon held hooves), concerns a big desidion."
  • Chef Greensweet gave a knowing chuckle!
  • Chef Greensweet: "I see what's going on here! So, you two are finally gonna do it? No surprise cause you two are the sweethearts of the town! You always lifted our spirits with your unfaulting romance and songs."
  • Dawning Noon: "Aw, Greensweet, your too kind."
  • Chef Greensweet: "Now, I normally charge for these things, but... I'm willing for this speical occation to be free if you.... Well...."
  • Music starts to play.
  • Sunburst: "(Chuckles), You didn't needed to ask, Sweet. Anything to lighten people with our love, and in terms attaract business to you."
  • Sunburst and Noon began to dance, as Ponies and Mythical Creatures and Beings looked at it and began to smile at it. Unknown to anyone, a shady figure also smiles at this from the shadows.

They sang this song.

Drop_pop_candy_(English_Cover)_【Kuraiinu_JubyPhonic】

Drop pop candy (English Cover) 【Kuraiinu JubyPhonic】

  • Everyone cheered and applauded!
  • ???: "Bravo, Bra-vo!"
  • Everyone suddenly stops and looks at a ripped suit wearing dirty old paper-bag wearing Svengallop.
  • Svengallop: "That, was the most magnifisent preformice I have ever witnessed darlings!"
  • Sunburst: "Oh. Thanks mister. Welcome to Haystack. The happiest small town community you'll ever see."
  • Svengallop: "Yes yes yes, charming little non-city you got here. Allow me to introduse myself, I'm Stevegallop. Manitger extraordenar! I've come a long way from Manehatten ever since an ungrateful former client of mine dumped me, and I suffered fiancelly ever since. I need a new star! And you two are my stars!"
  • Dawning Noon: "(Gasps happly!) My dream come true!"
  • Sunburst: "Well, it's a charming offer sir, but, we don't nessersarly need a manitger."
  • Svengallop: "Oh, but if you two want to be reckindised in the cultureal wasteland that is Equestia, then you need someone who can make EVERYTHING happen! To qoute a famous phrase from a song from Aladdin, I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD! I can do more where even your Celestia's shcool trained magic cannot! I, can make things happen with some, Razzel Dazzel! You both plan to be famous singers, yes?"
  • Sunburst: "By all means, yeah, but, we want to take it slow."
  • Svengallop: "Well, I am here to offer the EXPRESS lane, kiddies! (Brings out a surprisingly clean contract dispite his condition) Just sign the dotted line, and I can make all your dreams come true. (Super quietly) And mine as well. (Openly) What do you say?"
  • Sunburst: "..... Well, we want to start a family and-"
  • Svengallop: "Now WHO said you can't have a family AND be world famous? Why not bring the little br-Darling or Darlings, into being born with a silver spoon? Bring him into the life of the Celeberty! He'll be given the best benifits money and fame can buy! He'll be privately taught, he'll learn to become a great singer, he'll be an automatic SHOO-IN for Celestia's School, he'll have many friends in the world, AND, he'll even be a movie child star! If that's not the greatest childhood in the world, I have NO IDEA, what is!"
  • Sunburst: ".... Well, if you say so mister, (Summons a pen), I'll sign the line, Steve."
  • Sunburst was slowly about to sign the line as Svengallop grinned like the Grinch.
  • Svengallop's thoughts: "Return to luxery and pambering, here I come."
  • ???: HOLD ON A ROOTIN-TOOTIN SECOND!!! (The van appeared in the sky, and Applejack's voice was heard on it)
  • Applejack: Don't you think I haven't forgotten about you, Svengallop!
  • Svengallop:... That voice sounds familiar. (The van lands and out comes the Lodgers and ponies, mainly Applejack, who appeared in front of them)... OH MY CELESTIA, NOT YOU AGAIN!!! You already ruined my career once, you can't do it again!
  • Applejack: For your information, YOU ruined YOUR OWN career by being increasingly demanding and showing no sympathy for Rara! Now here you are trying to get a new client, and flat-out ruining THEIR image through nearly-impossible demands? You treacherous little-
  • Sunburst: Wait, hold up... Is that... Applejack, friend of the Princess of Friendship?
  • Svengallop:... YOU KNOW HER?!?
  • Sunburst: Who in Equestria HASN'T? And these are the Shell Lodge Squad, the saviors who defended us from Equestria's first otherworldly invasion since... (Shivers)... He-who-must-not-be-named.
  • Svengallop:... SHE'S FRIENDS WITH THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP?!?
  • Applejack: Yeah, shocker, huh?
  • Noon:... What exactly brings you guys here?
  • Applejack: Well, FIRST OFF, don't let Svengallop here end up ruining you! You see, he's been a client for a rock star named Countess Co... Co... (Shrugs) That's why I called her Rara!
  • Pinkie: Countess Coloratura! (The ponies screamed at hearing that)
  • Noon: OH, SHE IS A HIT SENSATION!
  • Svengallop: Yes, she, WAS! Until she kicked me out of giving her a one-time thing!
  • Applejack: What have YOU ever given her? You spoiled her to no end, demanding and not giving a damn about her personal life! Well, you know what? She STILL did well even without you.
  • Twilight: Applejack, look, you're starting to take this WAY too personally. Maybe you should let ME handle this instead of making YOURSELF look bad. (Magically displayed a magical screen)
  • (Svengallop): Cancel the contest for the fillies and schedule me a spa treatment. Now that I don't have to oversee a rehearsal with those brats, I have time for the works! You know the drill! Deliver, or the diva ditches your dippy charity! (It then cuts to him being exposed)
  • (Rara): So THAT'S how you've been managing things?
  • (Svengallop): Yeah, so? What's the problem?
  • (Rara): The problem is, is you've been using my name to intimidate ponies to get what you want!
  • Svengallop: NOOOO!!! (Tries blocking out the screen, but it is holographic) YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING!!! (As the whole thing plays, Svengallop tries to block it out until Twilight makes the screen bigger)
  • (Svengallop): But I work incredibly hard for you! I deserve everything I get!
  • (Rara): But not because you scare ponies into thinking I won't perform for their charities otherwise! I would never do that to my fans! Which is why you should have known that I would never cancel the schoolponies' contest!
  • (Svengallop): Hmph. All this charity and schoolpony contest nonsense is just remnants of that boring little Rara I met back in Manehattan!
  • (Rara): (As the viewers watched in horror) You clearly don't understand the real me!
  • (Svengallop): Ha, that's a joke! I made you somepony! What can you even do without me? Good luck, Countess Coloratura! Good luck. (The viewing ends)
  • Sunburst:... I ALMOST ENTRUSTED MY WHOLE WEDDING... AND MY FUTURE FILLIES... TO A PONY LIKE THAT?!?
  • Svengallop: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I It's not what you think!
  • Noon: Oh, no? Why would we entrust our wedding and the future of our kids to a pony who will make serious demands in their name?!?
  • Sunburst: Well, consider this contract... (Rips it in half) Denied!
  • Svengallop: "Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you, You can't do this to me! I am one of the famed Gallop clan! My step-uncle's a lawyer! Eventally, I'll convince him to-"
  • Downpour grabbed him and flew up!
  • Svengallop: "EEEEK!? PUT ME DOWN?!"
  • Merlin summoned forth a cage.
  • Svengallop: "PUT ME DOWN THIS MINUTE, YOU PREHISTORIC DRAGON!?"
  • Downpour: "Sure, it was just about time ANYWAY!?"
  • Downpour dumps Svengallop striaght into the cage!
  • Svengallop: "OW?! Why are you doing this to me?! I haven't done ANYTHING illegal!?"
  • Applejack: "True, but your just as probmatic as any outlaw reguardless cause your a tainted pony. I heard of the Gallop clan. They're the most honorable and kindest noblemen ponies that rival even Fancy Pants. And they felt awful introdusing you into luxery and having all your whims met made you spoiled. And when they desided to not make you heir of the Gallop fortune, they accsidently ended up making you worse. So you became a manitger for celeberties to get luxery. It certainly was both a blessing in disguise and misfortune for you for one such celeberty ending up to be Rara, which eventally lead you to us. She did you a faver not indugling your bad apple behavior."
  • Svengallop: "YOU HAVE, ANY IDEA HOW MANY OTHER CELEBERTIES STARTED TO DUMP ME EVER SINCE THAT FIASCO?! I, I EVEN FAILED TO GET THAT OVER-RATED SAPPFIRE SHORES TO TAKE ME IN?! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT SHE HAD HER BRUTISH BODYGUARDS DID TO ME?!"

Cutaway

  • Sappfire: "Boys, kindly take the countess' FORMER bad jester out back and teach him some MANNORS and make him REGRET ever taking advantage of ponies like that!" (Two muscular stallions escorted Svengallop away and outside, where they beat him up off camera)

Present

  • Svengallop: I'm at least lucky the bruises were healed in good time.
  • Applejack: Yeah, well, as far as I'm concerned, you deserved it! Who would want to trust you after how many people you exploit wrongfully?
  • Svengallop: It's words like that that are putting me out of business! Ever since I lost my job, it's been hard for me to make a living!
  • Icky: Dude, there are other things besides being a manager. How about SEWAGE TREATMENT?!? Because, you know, all you do is garbage!
  • Svengallop: (Scoffs) WHY YOU INSOLENT RAT WITH WINGS!! I oughtta sue you for this!
  • Sunburst: Oh, who would want to favor you? But you know what CAN happen? I can sue YOU for this!
  • Svengallop:...You know what? Just take me away! I don't care! I know when I am not needed! (Lays down in the corner of the cage)
  • Noon:...Geez, what a douche!
  • Sunburst:...I...can't thank you guys enough for this. How can I repay you?
  • Twilight: Well...you can help us with the most important reason we came here. Are you familiar with a childhood friend named Starlight Glimmer?
  • Sunburst:...Starry?...My Celestia, I haven't seen her since I got my cutie mark! What has she been up to since I left?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, we'll TELL you what she's been up to! Ever since you left, she's been pretty sour upon the concept of cutie marks because she blamed them for taking you away from her.
  • Sunburst:...Seriously? She hates cutie marks because she blames THEM for my departure? Does she really care for me that much?
  • March Hare: I don't know, I think it's because she liked you more than a friend.
  • Sunburst: I don't know about that, she seemed fine with us just being friends.
  • Rarity: Well, have you been sending her letters to keep in touch?
  • Sunburst: Not exactly. I was far too busy studying magic to focus on my friends.
  • Twilight: Well, she's gotten in a lot of trouble since you left. She went to Canterlot by using her sister and another friend of mine, Sunset, to get into the School for Gifted Unicorns so she can find you.
  • Rarity: Speaking of which, she said she was looking for you. Why weren't you there?
  • Sunburst: Well, Celestia's School was a big place. It's sometimes like a maze. It's almost impossable to fine one pony.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, she eventually gave up, and her prejudice on cutie marks ended up turning her into a jerk who ended up laying waste to Canterlot, injuring ponies, and murdering at least one guard.
  • Sunburst: WHAT?!?... Okay, I knew she had a few issues, but I never thought she would go THAT far!
  • Twilight: Indeed. But before she could face trial, she was captured by a byproduct of the Draconequui, and made a Faustian bargain with her, giving her the power to enslave an entire town by giving them equal cutie marks. That's where me and my friends came in. We were able to stop her, but she got away.
  • Sunburst:... Holy Equestria, she did THAT?!?... Are there any others that I missed out on?!?
  • Twilight: Yes. We also freed her from that chaotic creature's control, and had her sent to the Black Stallion Asylum. Though she later escaped, and had been watching me ever since. Then...she finally made her last move.
  • Pinkie: We're talking time-travel! She went back in time with an old spell of Star Swirl and stopped Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom that got all of us our cutie marks, AND made us heroes, and as a result, Twilight here saw several dark realities which we weren't there to stop! Even TWILIGHT had a hard time fighting off Starlight's time-altering acts because she was just too clever and powerful.
  • Twilight: Now... She's been thankfully reformed.
  • Sunburst:... SHE TRIED TO DESTROY TIME ALL BECAUSE YOU STOPPED HER?!?
  • Noon: "That's alittle extreme, isn't it?"
  • Icky: "Trust me, there's people doing even more crazier things for lesser and more mundane reasons. If someone feels like they got the short end of the stick, they turn into complete shits, real easy."
  • Twilight: I know it's hard to believe, but it's all true. Now, she's facing charges for her crimes. I figured that you, of all ponies, would be a good testimony to help us get Starlight back on her hooves. If Starlight loses the trial, she's going to be banished from Equestria for life!
  • Rarity: "And that would risk her to become aquinted with yet another villain."
  • Sunburst:... No!... I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!
  • Noon: "Neither do I! I played games with Starry once or twice when I lived in Horseshoe Corner too!"
  • Gilda: So you're going to help us?
  • Sunburst:... Well... I guess I can postpone my wedding with Noon to assist a friend in a court case. I always assumed Starry had moved on like the rest of us. But after hearing that me leaving has left a bad impression on her...I feel I owe it to her to get her out of it. I unknowingly started this mess, so I'm going to end it.
  • Noon: Are you sure about this, honey?
  • Sunburst: We're still getting married, Noon. I promise you. But if your childhood friend went through the same crap that Starlight did, then you'd do the same thing. We value friendship above all else because it's our strongest power. So, I must do this.
  • Squidward: "Then as soon as we drop off this pile of filth back to where he belongs, we're off to Canterlot."
  • Spongebob: "Oh Squidward, don't feel that way about yourself."
  • Squidward: "I meant (Points to Svengallop) him you loon."
  • Spongebob: "Sorry."
  • Icky: "Spoiler warning about the Black Staillian Asylum, Gall-nope! They don't take speical requests."

Chapter 2: The Court of Shineflare in Session

1 day later...

  • Starlight was being eschourted to the Unicorn Council Courtroom by guards.
  • Shineflare: Are all testimonies in the court today? Because I specifically demanded that ALL of them be here! The defendant's family is here? (They actually were as Starlight looked worried)... And do I have the ones named... Octavia Melody and Gray Clover? (They were there) Does the defendant have a lawyer? (Crane as Harvey Wadder appears)... Anyone else I'd like to know about?... No?... Then this court martial is now in session! Glitterhair, read the charges.
  • Glitterhair: Starlight Glimmer, you stand before this council for the charges of assault on Canterlot, fatal attacks on ponies and the murder of a single guard, slavery in the form of forced robberies of cutie marks AND forced renouncing of them, and worst of all, the act of deliberately tampering with time-traveling spells!
  • Shineflare: How do you plead?
  • Starlight: Not guilty! I've changed my ways after seeing friendship in the Princess of Friendship. I was merely blinded by the concept of cutie marks because I believe it's what took away my childhood friend, Sunburst!
  • Violet Flame:... ALL THIS CRIMIAL ACTIVITY... BECAUSE OF LOSING A FRIEND?!? ARE YOU FOR REAL?!? WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR YOU?!? He's been gone for Celestia knows how long, and you STILL haven't gotten over it? What has this Sunburst ever done for you?
  • Starlight: "Being a FRIEND to me for starters! Gees, and I thought Jerry Peet guy was un-nessersarly critical about this! And that's hypocritical of you people to judge me when YOU ALL ARE ARGUEABLY NO BETTER!? You allowed A FEW BAD EXSAMPLES, of an entire community, make you all basturdise them and parade a legitament murderor as a hero!"
  • Cosmoto: "That admitingly does seem hypocritical of us Violet. We're argueably not really any better, so-"
  • Violet growled at Cosmoto as he cowered back!
  • Shineflare: Calm yourself, Violet! Her reasons are understandable, but her crimes cannot be ignored, and she must be punished.
  • Starlight: That's what you'd usually say about ponies who do the same thing, Shineflare! I've heard what you've done over the years! You abused higher powers for your own benefit! How do I know you're not going to bring in an unethical verdict out of nowhere like you usually do?
  • Shineflare: Are you questioning my authority?
  • Starlight: NO! I'm asking a simple question if you're not going to be unfair with the judicial system!
  • Shineflare: Hmmph! You think you're going to go somewhere with this argument? Well, I happen to have a list of the MANY altered realities that a Princess Twilight Sparkle had claimed she saw. (Glitterhair hands her the list)... 1. The Crystal Empire returns with King Sombra, and the act that Starlight caused left no defense against him, and thus he started a war against Celestia, and took over most of Equestria, leaving ponies to do intense labor for the war effort. 2. The Changeling Invasion, with no defenders, successfully took over Equestria, and left all ponies to form a resistance and take refuge in sheltered uncharted areas with cautions against trusting strangers. 3. Nightmare Moon returned, and with no hope, had defeated Celestia and banished her to the moon, enslaving all ponies to work for her and thrust Equestria into eternal night. 4. Ecosystems destroyed due to Flim and Flam and/or a possably worser force. Argueably that's not exactly as bad as the majority due to limited infomation and that it seemed out of character of con-artists to do that and was marked off as "Time Travel being weird", but I diegress. 5. Tirek remains undefeated and wreaking mayhem and destruction. 6. Discord remains unreformed and returns with eternal chaos with nothing to stop him. And FINALLY, AN APOCALYPTIC DESERT WASTELAND! (The jury murmured to each other). Though I'll admit that again, very limited infomation on it, and on how six misfit mares stopped THAT from ever happening, or how it EVEN happened at all, is beyond even the princesses knowledge, but as before, I diegress.... Should we let such criminal activity go unpunished? (Starlight gets worried as most of the jury was murmuring louder and some muttered 'guilty')
  • Crane: OBJECTION!!! Starlight has made up for her actions, your honor! She does not deserve such a rushed punishment, and requires a fair verdict! And just to make sure you play fair, I've called in Nightus, Heavenslight, and the High Council members of the Shell Lodge Squad!
  • Shineflare:... You DIDN'T!
  • Crane: Why not? You've got a habit of doing court cases your way in the past, and I'm afraid even the ponies of Equestria agree that you cannot keep doing that. So, Nightus, Heavenslight, Shifu and Merlin are going to be here to speak for them. So it's either let them in the case, or let them tell everyone that you denied their freedom of speech, and be labeled as cruel and heartless!
  • Shineflare:... (Growls angrily and bangs her head on the counter hard)... FINE! Let them in!
  • Starlight: Yeah, you'd BETTER!
  • Violet: YOU WERE NOT PERMITTED TO SPEAK, TIME TERRORIST!!
  • Cosmoto: "To be politically correct, the term your looking for is "Chrono-Terrorist", like for the word "Chronological" and-"
  • Violet growled again, causing Cosmoto to wimper like a cowerd!
  • Shineflare: Violet, you will speak professionally and dutifully during this case, or you will be escorted out! And yes, what Cosmoto said is the polotically correct name for what Starlight did. But yes, she spoke without permission. So she will be silenced until the case is done! (Magically casts a spell that turns her mute)... Let's hope your lawyer can defend you!
  • Crane: (Whispering to Starlight) Dick move, Starlight! (Starlight angrily slouched on the chair unable to speak) (Openly) But yes, I'm confident that I can. Bring in Nightus, Heavenslight, Shifu, and Merlin! (The 4 appeared on the upper level of the courtroom)
  • Shineflare:... (Sighs)... Alright, Mr. Wadder, if that is your real name, do you have anything to say in favor of Starlight Glimmer?
  • Crane: "Now, ponies of Equestia, let's all remember that in the universe, even in Equestia, people have done worser things, for even the most trival and not truthfully worthwhile of reasons. I can't deny that it was petty and in debatable terms, childish and stupid, for Starlight to commit her actions, but, there's people who did even WORSE things for something REALLY not called for said action, that would make Starlight, look like a halocaust victim! Heck, there's people that do bad things, just to do it! At least Starlight has a juttifyable reason for her actions instead of being steriotypicaly doing it out of liking to be evil!"
  • Shineflare: "That's a BOLD claim to say, Wadder. Exactly WHAT, do you mean by that?"
  • Crane: "I, have my own list. (Brings out a list). Stanford Manwell. A promising collage graduate who ended up commiting a mass shooting that ended up injuring ten to 20 people, and killing 5 others.... Over not getting a diploma. (The Jury looked as if they're starting to change their minds). Jeffery Hues. Murdered his parents in deludional cold blood because of a nightmare about them being demons... The trigger happened over the father asking to help him in his workshop in the basement, in exactly how the bad dream accured. (The Jury really started to have second thoughts about Starlight). And then, there's the Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy's.... He, was a murderious nght-guard who killed five innosent children.... FOR NO REASON OTHER THEN BECAUSE HE WAS POSSABILY A VERY DISTURBED INDIVIDUAL!?"
  • The Jury looked horrorfived and began to mutter things like "Well at least Starlight's no child killer" and "She may've killed a guard but at least it was an adult!"
  • Shineflare thoughts: "Aw shit, those guys ARE worse then Starlight!? Wait a minute.... I can save this."
  • Shineflare: "Ah, good arguements, but are any of them guilty of chrono-terrorisum?"
  • Crane: "Ah, I see what your trying to do. Good Stagity, but the list has included known violaters of time OUTSIDE of Starlight. One of the most infamous is Lord Chronus. An infamously bad rouge superior from Kratos. At least Starlight, as argueably still petty as it is, did it for revenge for something she once mistaken for a good cause. Chronus? He would erase you from existence by preventing your very birth or even the birth of one of your parents, out of because he damn well felt like it!?"
  • The Jury even more started to see Starlight in a more sympathic light, saying things like "Wow that is worse then Starlight" and "At least Starlight's attack on time was out of being provoked!".
  • Shineflare's thoughts: "DAMN, he has an answer for EVERYTHING!? Unless...."
  • Shineflare: "What about communists? I mean ones OUTSIDE of the founder of Cutie Mark Communisum."
  • Crane: "Ah, you see, The Shell Louger Skipper was generious enough to tell me everything about the Soviet Union and-"
  • Shineflare: "OK OK, YOU MADE YOUR POINT!? Fine! You proven well enough that there's WAY worser beings then Starlight! Fine! I'll accept that! This won't be an open-and-shut case like I would've prefered it, but it does not over all change her ineditable fate! Let's remember that this will NOT change her outcome in the long-run!"
  • Crane: "Well that is what the witnesses are for, Shineflare. To give more perspectives."
  • Shineflare: Indeed, that's why I brought them here, of course!
  • Crane: Alright, for starters, let's call Gray Clover to the stand! (Gray Clover gets onto the stand)... Gray Clover, you have claimed to be a witness of Starlight's assault on Canterlot when you were just a filly.
  • Shineflare: ("Ah, yes, the assault on Canterlot. That should be easy to use to my advantage.")
  • Gray Clover: Well, yes, I was there when Starlight was wreaking havoc. She mentally attacked me until coming face-to-face against Celestia. I didn't see Starlight going against Sympathy, but when I arrived, I did saw the aftermath. As it has been obviously stated, the murder was merely an accident. But with Sympathy gone, I was the only one to understand the troubles she's gone through. I do agree with one thing, doing what Starlight did, and over losing a friend is wildly uncalled for, but friendship is something important tp us, and each of the council knows that. I can tell that almost all of you council members have lost something special to you. Friends, families, homes. Especially YOU, Shineflare. You were the victim of slavery and killed your own masters for the abuse you suffered. Losing a friend is no different than losing a family member! Both are supposed to be equally important.
  • Shineflare: True as that may be, I-
  • Violet: But the problem I have with it is that she resorted to criminal activity because of such a minor thing. She lost her friend cause of him earning his cutie mark and volentaringly moving away to a great life, and she took her blame out on the people of Equestria. She committed time terrorism, or 'chrono-terrorism' if you idiots want to be tecnecal, for six ponies for rightfully freeing her enslaved community. Yes, revenge can come in various ways, but if I had to choose which would be considered the worst, I'd say TIME-TRAVEL IS THE WORST!! All it does is create temporal loop paradoxes which only end up damaging the UUniverses the longer it lasts.
  • Shineflare: "..... I was gonna give the same speech but in a more respectful and sofisicated matter, Violet!"
  • Crane: "Hey, let the record be stated that the Starswhirl Spell was PARADOX proof, so that means that no paradoxical doomsday or anything of the like would really accure. That means any change Starlight made, would've been accepted as if it was actselly meant to happen for as long as the time traveler wishes. If anything, the worse we got are just bad futures, people."
  • Utopia:... As much as I agree with Mr. Wadder, I still wouldn't call messing with time, Paradox Proof or otherwise, a proper way to get even. I actselly think her involvement with the Cyber Dinosaur and the Batmen and those bird criminals and that Choas War creation to be better then that.
  • Glitterhair: Indeed. Time-travel is something that is forbidden by even our standards to tamper with. When a person goes back in time for revenge, it just proves that they're just so determined to follow through with it, they are just ABOMINABLE! Altering the timeline for revenge is no doubt the most monstrous thing a person can do. And the murder that Starlight committed, whether intentional or not, is no different!
  • Shineflare: Yes. So, by this logic, I can safely say that attacking Canterlot, torturing children, ended up with a murder, Cutie Mark Communisum and the mess that followed, AND committing reckless mass endangerment with time-travel, makes her somepony unforgivable and monstrous! I say she still deserves to be punished!
  • Gray Clover: We shouldn't be sticking to the morality of these too much, that's a sign that you ponies are just too determined to have Starlight banished! Look at what had occurred! Starlight has had a change of heart! That means there's hope that she'll never do anything like that again. You heard what was said. Do you HONESTLY want to risk only making her worse, JUST so you can get the benifit of making some kind of political exsample? Exsamples mean NOTHING if they end up just making people worse! Is that what you want?!
  • The Jury began to look at the Councilponies with disappointed eyes with sounds of someone tsking.
  • Shineflare: ("Oh, God, I thought that would help! C'mon, Shineflare, do something! Wait... I got it!")... What if she DOES end up making another reckless mistake?
  • ???: "Trust me when I say, she won't!"
  • Sunset teleported in, surprising everyone!
  • Shineflare: "WHAT THE-"
  • Sunset: "Because she has a great half-sister, great new friends, and a loving mentor to keep those things from ever happening."
  • Shineflare: "HEY, WHO ARE YOU!? I NEVER MADE A REQUEST FOR YOU?!"
  • Twilight: "She's Sunset Shimmer, a half sister from a devourced parent of Starlight's. I brought her under Celestia's request."
  • Shineflare: "WHAT!? THAT IS OUTRAGIOUS, I-"
  • Nightus: "It shall be allowed to let Sunset speak on Starlight's behalf."
  • Shineflare: "WHAT?! BUT WHAT ABOUT MAKING THIS A FAIR TRAIL?!"
  • Shifu: "And it is. It's just not YOUR idea of a "fair" trial."
  • Shineflare: "But, but, but-"
  • Cometelius: "Oh cease being stubbern and at least humor them. You can do little to stop it as it is already."
  • Shineflare: "(Growls) FINE?!"
  • Crane: "Miss Sunset, your allowed to take the stand."
  • Sunset: Good! (She takes the stand, and actually ends up making human-like movements when trying to sit down)
  • Cometelius: Uh... Ms. Shimmer, are you having a hard time sitting down?
  • Sunset: Oh, it's just... When you live in a world where you have to use opposable thumbs instead of you mouth, AND have to stand on two legs, you tend to forget your previous forms or moving.
  • Starlight: (Lipping 'Oh, boy!')
  • Crane: Sunset Shimmer, were you there when Starlight was doing this?
  • Sunset: Yes, and I know that the attack on Canterlot occurred right after I refused to join her in her aims to bring back cutie mark communism. I don't know why she ended up going that far, but I think me rejecting her... Must've reminded her of losing Sunburst. I knew Sunburst too because I actually went to class with him.
  • Crane:... You went to class with Sunburst?
  • Sunset: Well, yeah. And I know Starlight said that she used me to get to the School, but that was only after Sunburst left.
  • Starlight: (Lipping 'WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?', then remembered she couldn't speak)
  • Crane: Don't be too concerned about that Sunset, she was stripped of her voice for being sassy... Why didn't you tell Starlight before she attacked Canterlot?
  • Sunset: Because I didn't know she was desperate to find him until after she attacked the town. And trust me, when I found out, I actually grew bitter for being so blind. And that's when... (Sighs)... I ended up being introduced to the mirror.
  • Whimsisco: The mirror is irrelevant to the case, Shimmer! This is just about Starlight!
  • Violet: But... You couldn't take the time to FIND her and work things out?
  • Sunset: Well, I was growing a greedy side before that whole mess happened. I was too focused on that to do anything. Bottom line, Starlight is only a victim of circumstance.
  • Shineflare: Circumstance or not, it still doesn't excuse her behavior. If anything, you admitted that refusing her offer and reminding her of that hurtful time was all it took to make her evil!
  • Sunset: WELL, WHAT THE F*** WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, HELP HER WITH A RIDICULOUS QUEST?!? IT WON'T BRING ANY BETTER RESULTS?!
  • Utopia:... She has a fair point, Headmaster. She didn't have a choice.
  • Shineflare: Ok, we'll give you that. For all it's worth, I would wager that, if the mirror was never introdused to you, then not only would that somewhat questionable Equestian Girls movie wouldn't've happen, then I guess you would've eventally sought out Starlight... But at the same time, that seems to prove something. If something can be taken two ways, whose fault is it for taking it the negative way instead of the positive way? Starlight took it the negative way, and instead of talking it out, SHE WENT ON A RAMPAGE!!! She's just no good, and she's just waiting to betray you all the second something comes up.
  • Crane: "THAT IS AN OUTRAGIOUS ACCUSATION, HEADMASTER?!"
  • Shineflare: "Alittle extreme to say, I'll admit. Maybe I am exxaggerating. By all means, I know she won't just do it on her own terms. But if someone dark and corruptive were to give her a nudge, like argueably with Fem Fatala, then I wager that-"
  • Twilight: Then you clearly don't know her! You're just making these flimsy justifications, just so you can proceed to abruptly punish somepony who can show you that she can change. You're just refusing to give her the chance!
  • Shineflare: And why should I? She endangered the lives of all of Equestria through tampering with time ALL because of one single pony's rightful actions! And you KNOW how clever AND powerful she is! Even you, Miss Sparkle, as the Princess of Friendship CANNOT defeat her that easily! And she's bound to outwit even the Lodgers! She wasn't exactly given a chance to actselly combat them, so that further makes this concern ambiguious. She MUST be punished or she's going to do something bad in the future.
  • Crane: No! She CAN'T be punished! Because if applied, she WILL do something bad in the future. You're making it sound like this is a no-win situation! If this is, then what would you say would be the WORST way she does something bad? If we don't banish her, she'll prove that she can change. But if we do, then she'll have good reason to do something bad! And even if she refriegns on doing on her own in banishment, she'll end up running into Hank Spooner, who is an assusiate with Professor Eagle-Beak, and if those two joined forces because of YOUR self-rightious foolishness, you'll risk the lougers having an even harder time keeping his trouble at bay, or even make him a magnit for villains to turn them into allies and make things even more dangerious! You've done some bad things yourself, Shineflare, but if you banish her now, it may just be the worst mistake you've ever done! Even MORE when you asked Pred to attack Twilight Sparkle in a half-assed conspiracty to make her hate mythic creatures and Uuniverseals!
  • Shineflare: Ugh! I am not saying that the things your saying aren't good arguements, but good arguements seldom do little to change her rightfully due punishment! I bet Octavia would be what really puts the communist in her place!
  • Sunset: Then we have nothing to worry about!
  • Crane: Now, defense calls Octavia to the stand.
  • Octavia came in.
  • Whimsisco: ".... Dear, Miss Octavia. Do you confess that Sympathy Night was your aunt?"
  • Octavia: "..... Yes."
  • Shineflare: "...... And, did you held resentment to Starlight for it?"
  • Octavia: "I was a filly at the time, so-"
  • Shineflare: "I meant AFTER fillyhood when you learned of it."
  • Octavia: "..... This may surprise you, but.... No."
  • Shineflare dropped her jaw!
  • Octavia: "By all means, it was awful when my aunt was lost to me before I really knew her..... But I didn't blamed Starlight for it. Guards were trained to die for Celestia's name if the situation was dire enough. Being a guard's not exactly the safest career in the world you know. It's an occupational hazord. Starlight would be classifived as one such hazord: A rouge unciorn. If anything, Starlight's rampage was more Celestia's mistake then anything else. She could've just as easily have Sunset handle Starlight's troubles much more better then she did. Or even just handle it herself. It was what almost lead me to become like my father before I desided my true passon and career was more impourent then holding a petty grudge. And Miss Shineflare, if you thought you were gonna malmitulate me like you malmitulated Shen against Discord just because I was the worse effected by Starlight's rage, then you indeed are what my father discribed: An idiot allowed in office."
  • Shineflare: "..... Ugh! No surprise since your both one of the elements of peace AND a daughter of an ungrateful critic!"
  • Octavia: "I wager your very disappointed about what you got from me instead."
  • Shineflare: "NEXT?!"
  • Crane: "Now, the piece of le resistence, I'll call, Sunburst to the stands!"
  • Starlight: (Surprised at that, and lips 'SUNBURST?!?')... (She watched in surprise as Sunburst came out the door and walked up to the stand)... (She had her mouth opened and looked at Crane)
  • Crane:... What, did you think we'd never think to include him? He wasn't that hard to find, actually. We- (Starlight hugged him)... Whoa, easy, Starlight, it's not much!
  • Shineflare: So, the Lodgers actually managed to find the long-lost friend of Starlight.
  • Sunburst: AND they saved me from making a big mistake from trusting my marriage and the future of my kids to a jerkoff who would exploit their names for impossible demands.
  • Starlight: (Lips "He's getting married?")
  • Crane: Uh, Starlight, there's no need to lip everything, we can't hear you.
  • Starlight: (Sighs and slumps her head on the table)
  • Shineflare:... Okay, so I'm going to ask right now that you aren't going to be useful since you've only known the defendant when you were just a colt. You couldn't possibly know anything about her new personality.
  • Sunburst: Maybe not, but I still know at least an inch of what she still would be. Underneath all that hurt tragedy is the pony whom I loved as my first friend. I... Honestly never expected that Starlight would feel so lonely after I left. Starlight, was I REALLY that important to you? I mean, besides a friendly bond? Because I feel there is a more personal reason for you to feel this way than just me being a friend. Was it because of something more, like... A romantic bond?
  • Violet: Uh, I don't think so, she'd be like "EEEEWWWW, BOYS HAVE COOTIES!!".
  • Shineflare: Slight correction, Violent, I think that might be accurate.
  • Crane:... Your grace, I think this should be a perfect time for Starlight to speak for herself.
  • Shineflare:... Very well, then. I shall grant her voice back, but only this once. (Magically restores her speech)
  • Sunburst:... So... Starry... You have something to say?
  • Starlight: "...... I liked you more then, just a friend. You.... You were the most awesomest guy I ever known. I.... I always thought that.... We were gonna be togather forever....."
  • Violet: "You and the bronies, sister."
  • Shineflare smacked Violet acrossed the face.
  • Violet: "OW?!"
  • Sunburst: "..... Aw gees, Starlight. I'm so sorry for everything. I didn't know any better, I.... Well I was young and stupid at the time, I probuly wouldn't've understand it well anyway. That means.... What you did was more then just missing a friend..... Your heart was broken."
  • Cometelius: "Ah, see, a broken heart is much more sympathy worthy then a mere strain of friendship."
  • Glitterhair: "Oh, what right do we have to judge if all this was because of young love?"
  • Cosmoto: "Well, love has always made us play the fool... I know that from exspearience."
  • Violet blushed alittle when Cosmoto said that.
  • Whimsisco: "Well, if that's the truthful reason behind everything, then, we don't have ANY right to punish you."
  • Utopia: "We were foolish to think negitively of you."
  • Shineflare: "WHAT!? ARE YOU ALL SERIOUS!? ARE WE SUDDENLY GONNA FORGET SHE WAS A CHRONOTERRORIST BECAUSE OF A FAILED ROMANCE?!"
  • Cometelius: "Kinda ironic you would still be against her, considering your OWN romantic loss tragity."
  • Glitterhair: "Headmaster, I'm surprised at you! I thought you would be MUCH more sympathic then this. You practicaly share the same pain as she does."
  • Shineflare: "Well, I DIDN'T RESORTED TO CHRONO-TERRORISUM JUST TO GET BACK AT SOMEONE I DIDN'T LIKE?!"
  • Starlight: "Oh, that's coming from the same bitch who CELEBRATES and PARADES a murderor like a hero, conspires against Celestia and the Alicorns MORE THEN ONCE, UNFAIRLY banishes a misunderstood, albeit rude, Draconquui over something he did FAR TOO MANY YEARS AGO, CONTINIOUSLY TRIED TO TAKE CELESTIA'S PLACE DURING ANY INCONVINENCE SHE FACED, WHETHER BEING FRAMED OR BECAUSE A SKELEITON GOT OUT OF HER CLOSET, YOUR SO RACIST, THAT YOU UNFAIRLY PROSICUTE AGAINST NON-PONY BUSINESSES, MYTHIC BEINGS OR OTHERWORDLY, YOU'D RATHER LET A FALLEN ALICORN DEATH GOD UNINTENTIONALLY DESTROY EQUESTIA WITH HEARTLESS THEN TO HAVE STOP HIM WITH A FAKE-OUT BETRAYAL OF NIGHTUS AND HEAVENSLIGHT, AND YOU'D CHOOSE TO GIVE UP YOUR POSITION MOMENTARLY INSTEAD OF EXPOSING PRED JUDU DES' LIFE STORY, THAT IN DOING SO, DID THE EXACT OPPISITE OF WHAT YOU ORIGINALLY FEARED?! ALL YOU DO IS REBEL, MURDER, CHEAT, LIE, OVER-PUNISH, CORRUPT, UNFAIRLY PROSICUTE OVER BIAS, RACIST, AND OUTDATED ASSUMIONS AND SPEW NOTHING BUT GARBAGE THAT HASN'T BEEN RELIVENT SINCE WE HAD TO DEAL WITH MOTHER FUCKING PITCH BLACK THE BOGYMAN!? At least I only had a problem with Celestia because my hatred was more torwords cutie marks that I thought she did nothing to fix and because she actselly did legit "wrongs" against me, like turning my sister Sunset against me when I needed her the most for the wrong reasons. You? YOU?! YOU DO IT OUT OF BEING A RACIST CRYBABY BECAUSE YOU WERE ALMOST RAPED BY A DRUNKEN IDIOT AND THAT THOSE GRIFFINS TREATED YOU AND YOUR FAMILY LIKE PACKMOLES?! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING DISGRACE TO THE UNICORN COUNCIL, OF WHO YOU CORRUPTED CAUSE OF THEIR OWN TRAGITIES, WHO DON'T TRUELY DESERVE CELESTIA'S KINDNESS?! YOU DESERVED TO BE ALMOST RAPED?!"
  • Everyone gasped!?
  • Shineflare was legitamently hurt by Starlight's rant.
  • Glitterhair: ".... Young miss, that was both brave, but sadly... Very fatally stupid."
  • Cometelius: "I'm afraid to say that your bad situation with Shineflare only worsen. I'm sorry for what is about to happen. I'm truely am."
  • Crane: "..... And you just got yourself screwed royaly."
  • Shineflare: "You..... You dare say, that, I deserved to be raped, as a little filly?"
  • Starlight: "Wait what?! THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE YOU WERE A FILLY?! I, I, I THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE AN ADULT OR A TEENAGER?!"
  • Shineflare: "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M OLD?!"
  • Starlight: "Oh trust me, those crow's feet are not helping you out any better here. Your almost as old as my grandma."
  • Crane face-winged!
  • Celestia, Luna, Nightus, and Heavenslight all face-hooved!
  • Shifu and Merlin face-palmed groaning.
  • Sunset and Sunburst face-hooved!
  • Twilight face-hooved and sighed.
Epic_"Mass_Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Rarity: "Aaaaaand she screwed herself over."
  • Applejack: "That had to be the baddest move in the history of Equestia."
  • Po: "And the history of the universe. And the history of bad moves!"
  • Shineflare started to turn red with anger as her mane burst into flames!
  • Violet: "Now now Shine, the stupid kid obviously didn't know any better."
  • Glitterhair: "Shineflare, please, don't make any rash judgements that'll ultamately end badly for you!"
  • Shineflare: "THAT TEARS IT?! SKIP THE VERDICT?! I'LL JUST GET RIGHT TO THE BANISHING?!"
  • Shineflare, in a rage, opened a portal to Poi-Son and levitated Starlight up!
  • Shineflare: "HOW, DARE YOU SAY I DESERVED TO BE VIOLATED AS A CHILD!?"
  • Starlight: "I DIDN'T KNOW?! I THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE OLDER!? HISTORY BEFORE MY TIME WASN'T MY STRONGEST SUIT?!"
  • Shineflare: "YET THERE WAS NO PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING BEAK-BUCK'S PHILOSIFY OF CUTIE MARK COMMUNISUM?!"
  • Starlight: "Ok, correction, history before my time, that wasn't relivent to my issues, wasn't my strong suit. POINT BEING, YOU PROVOKED ME BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T LET GO OF THE PAST?!"
  • Shineflare: "THAT'S FUNNY COMING FROM YOU?!"
  • Starlight: "AT LEAST MY LOSS OF SUNBURST DIDN'T MADE ME A DELUDIONAL RACIST?!"
  • Shineflare: "AT LEAST I DIDN'T VIOLATED TIME?!"
  • Starlight: "Oh please, if it offered you the chance to make it that all Mythic Beings went extinct in the Fear Wars with no subisquent Paradox Doomsday and give you a pony only Equestia where Pred's celebrated as a hero, you'd take it at first breath!?"
  • Shineflare: "WHAT?! HOW, DARE YOU?!"
  • Cosmoto: "To be fair, I, wouldn't exactly put it past you, Shineflare, you did done some pretty uncouncily things and-"
  • Shineflare: "SHUT UP!?"
  • Cosmoto flinched and wimpered!
  • Shineflare: "AND, NOW, WHORE?! IT'S TIME TO GO TO THE FLITHY, PRIMITIVE, SWAMP PLANET WHERE YOU BELONG!?"
  • Shineflare violently flings Starlight straight into the portal, but suddenly, a fast force saves her in time!
  • Shineflare: "WHAT?!"
  • Suddenly, the same force flash through and destroyed Shineflare's horn?!
  • Shineflare: "AGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? MY HORN!?"
  • Shineflare desperately put the pieces back togather and failed.

Chapter 3: Return of Fem Fatala/Fatala's New Time Trick

  • Everyone gasped when the fast figure landed and walked up to a now pathicly scared Shineflare.
  • Shineflare: "No!? NO?! It, it, IT CAN'T BE?!"
  • Discord appeared!
  • Discord: "I KNEW THAT STATUE SPELL WOULDN'T HOLD YOU FOREVER, FEM FATALA?!"
  • Dramaticly the figure reveiled herself as Fem Fatala!
  • Fem Fatala: "GUILLLLLTY!?"
  • Shineflare: "HOW, HOW DID YOU ESCAPED!?"
  • Fem Fatala: "You didn't think I didn't had a backup plan, did ya shiney? While Stary was in my procession, I figured that on the off-chance I get defeated somehow, I would do something to make sure that I'll always be around my dear bad mares and Stary. That's why I casted a dark motivation spell that made her escape Black Staillian Asylum and made her fuck with time. The choas from the time being changed up to six times was felt by my statue prison and I escaped natrolly."
  • Everyone gasped, even the now regretful and pride broken Shineflare.
  • Fem Fatala: "(Scoffs), What, (Makes Starlight appear beside her) You didn't think my cute little Stary would willingly broke her sister's heart over Twilight Saga over there, did ya? Did you honestly think she would go from being Cutie Mark Communist to Time Terrorist on her own?"
  • Cosmoto: "It's actselly-"
  • Fem Fatala:"It's still the same, smart-ass! Hell, her real revenge plan, if she did got out on her own, would probuly be like something what the over-rated blue bimbo did."
  • Trixie: "HEY!?"
  • Thunderclap and the Dactyls screeched angerly.
  • Starlight: "What? But.... I thought, I plotted it all myself...."
  • Fem Fatala: "That's how a dark motivation spell works, sweetie! To make it's host THINK he/she did it all on their own to protect the caster from being blamed. It's asentually framing and scapegoatery 2.0."
  • Starlight: "..... (Cries alittle), How, how, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I WAS ABOUT TO BE BANISHED TO A SWAMP BY THAT RACIST IDIOT THANKS TO YOU?!"
  • Fem Fatala looked legitamently awful about it, which surprised the still crying Starlight.
  • Fem Fatala: ".... Babe, I never meant to hurt you that badly. I didn't think you would reformed. I kinda thought they would arrest you afterwords. I mean, Chronoterrorisum isn't exactly an easy thing to forgive. You know what else wasn't easy? Escaping from Hayfield with all my bad mares in tow and back to my fem dimention that is gonna need alot of work when the day is over after I settle a few things. I didn't know Twilight would be this saintly about this. My god, even Jesus Christ wouldn't be that forgiving!"
  • Icky: "That's what Jerry Peet once said!"
  • Starlight: "That's your problem! You were a byproduct of choas!? Your incapable to understand friendship! You were meant to be an infamous tyrant's wife!"
  • Fem Fatala: "Stary, I'll be more then glad to make it up to you. In fact, I'll start by banishing (leviates Shineflare) this cold-hearted hag to a place WORSE then a cheap Swamp Planet."
  • Fem Fatala turns the portal of Poi-Son, to a portal to the Banished Realms.
  • Fem Fatala: "Sister, your bad attatude is worthy of demons, so.... BYE!?"
  • Fem Fatala tossed Shineflare straight at the portal!
  • Shineflare: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! SOMEONE?! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" (She gets sucked in)
  • Icky: "...... Somewhere.... Many mythic beings are cheering that a netourious racist protector has been sent to hell. Who could really blame them?"
  • Shifu:... YOU MONSTER!!
  • Kowalski: She banished her straight to the Banished Realms!
  • Celestia: How could you?!?
  • Fem Fatala: Simple, I open a portal! Besides, you should be thanking me. Now she won't be cruel to your little Mythic Beast critters or visiting aliens ever again!
  • Glitterhair: SHE STILL DIDN'T DESERVE THAT!!
  • Fem Fatala: Oh, I see you wish to JOIN her!
  • Glitterhair: Hey, I didn't say that, I said what you did was wrong!
  • Fem Fatala: (Giggles) Sorry, all I heard was 'I WANNA GO TO THE BANISHED REALMS'!
  • Discord: (Punches her in the face and restrains her with magical energy) I think you've done QUITE ENOUGH, FEM!! We're sending you straight back to Hayfield 64!
  • Fem Fatala: (Magically frees herself) I'd like to see you try, Dissy! (Punches him in the face, which pops his horns, ears, and beard off)
  • Merlin: Besides, how the hell did you learn a spell like that?!? Only High Council members are allowed to wield such a spell!
  • Fem Fatala: Oh, I found ways, Merly-Werly! (Giggles) Just like I learned a new technique which I'm sure my little sweetheart and Twilight recognize!
  • Twilight: What, Star Swirl's time-travel spell? HAH! The map did something that made sure that spell was destroyed for good!
  • Fem Fatala: Ah, but that's not to say, (magicly makes a new page for the spell), It can't be repaired. Just because something's destroyed doesn't mean it can't be restored.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ohhhh shit."
  • Fem Fatala began using the page to open a time portal as she takes Starlight close to her and flies into it, as the time portal began to suck up the Mane 6, Sunset, Spike, and Discord!
  • The Time portal closed!
  • Icky: "..... Why do I have this feeling that this is gonna have really bad implacations?"

Chapter 4: Back to the Pilot

Time Portal.

  • Everyone: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
  • Pinkie: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Pride Lands

  • Twilight: (A portal opened up and spit them out in a familiar land as they were launches and they tumbled across the ground and hit a rock) OOF!
  • Discord: (He literally appears mixed up with his head twisted and his arms missing)... Ah, I gotta get my head on straight!... Where are my arms? (Snaps his tail, and the arms came back to him and he twisted them back on like parts)
  • Rainbow Dash:... Where the heck are we? (They see the massive variety of animals)
  • Fluttershy: "It looks like the Grasslands of Equestia where Zecora came from."
  • Applejack: "We can see that, but this obviously don't feel like Equestia. A better question is.... When are we?"
  • Twilight: Well, we went back in time, that's for sure. But yeah, I have no idea where OR when we are.
  • Spike:... Uh... Guys? I think I have a pretty good idea. Look! (They saw a familiar gorge)...
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait... Isn't that the gorge where Mufasa died?
  • Pinkie: (Listening to the familiar music dedicated to this scene)... Yeah, sounds like it. Listen to the music.
  • Twilight:... Oh, no! I think I know where this is going!
  • Applejack: What do you mean?
  • Twilight: Remember that we went back in time. This is the Pride Lands in the past when where Mufasa died, then that must mean... Oh my God! Fem is going to screw it up!
  • Rarity: She wouldn't!
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah, no lougers means nobody would be able to defeat her, so, I think the lesbian bitch would! Problem is, no lougers means she won't be the only one benifiting from it!
  • Spike: We need to find her and stop her!
  • Twilight: Okay, look, I'm sure we can do this! We just need to be careful! We all must remember the #1 rule of time-travel! NEVER interfere with anything that occurs. One little slip-up, and it could alter the present!
  • Applejack: Well, how do you think that lady's going to do this?
  • Spike: Guys, look! (They see the wildebeest herd)... It's the wildebeest herd! There's still time!
  • ???: (Growling was heard) Shut up!
  • ???: I can't help it! (The heroes notice the Hyenas and Dennis the Hitman)
  • Banzai: I'm so hungry... I GOTTA HAVE A WILDEBEEST!!
  • Shenzi: Stay put!
  • Banzai:... Well, can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?
  • Shenzi: NO! We wait for the signal from Scar!
  • Fem Fatala: (Appears from the spot Scar should be, and giggles sinisterly)
  • Twilight: There she is!
  • Fem was seen still magicly restraigning Starlight as she flew down and surprised the 4!
  • Dennis: "WHAT THE-"
  • Fem Fatala roared at the 4, scaring them!?
  • Banzai: "..... Hehe, tootles."
  • The 4 ran away!
  • Fem Fatala: "There. Now just one last thing."
  • Fem Fatala flew off!
  • Twilight: "Not good!?"
  • Discord conjured up a very fast rocket ship as the group hopped onto it and flew off!
  • Scar does actselly arrive and saw the Hyenas and Dennis wasn't there. Plankton was on him and started to fume!
  • Plankton: "WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS!?"

The Sky.

  • The Rocket was hot on Fem's tail, but she quickly pulled out an anchor and magicly latched onto the group's rocket!
  • Discord: "(As the Rocket falls into the gorge) FATAL-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?"
  • A Wile E. Coyote sytile poof was seen from the crash.
  • Fem flew on!

Inside the Gorge.

  • The Young Simba and the trio were seen finally getting bored.
  • Simba: "...... Aw man. I think Uncle Scar was just pulling a joke on us, guys. There's no surprise."
  • Squidward: "(Grumbles angerly)."
  • Patrick: "Well that was a rip-off."
  • Spongebob: "Come on Simba, we'll take you home."
  • The 4 left.

Elsewhere.

  • Scar: "WHERE WERE YOU, YOU MISERABLE IDIOTS!?"
  • Banzai: "This may sound loco man, but you have to believe us! A sexy anthromorthic bat woman appeared from nowhere and scared the crap out of us?!"
  • Plankton made a face as an alarm was heard, and bited into a pebble, and started to growl as everyone was staring shock at this, as Plankton ultamately crushed the pebble!
  • Plankton: "CAN'T YOU HYENAS AND HITMEN DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! We give you ONE SIMPLE TASK AFTER ANOTHER AND- (Fights back tears as his face was making a bubbly wimper face) JUST FORGET IT!?"
  • Scar: "Oh, and years of reherseal on that song. A proven wasted effert."
  • ???: "SCAR!?"
  • Scar and the group looked another way to see Mufasa and some Lionesses surrounding them.
  • Plankton: "..... OH JUST WHEN THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE?!"
  • Scar: "Uh..... Mufasa, brother, you're, you're just in time. You see, Plankton and I just managed to capture those three Hyenas and the hitman guy who attacked your son, they were plotting to cause a stampede on him as pay-back for humiliating them!"
  • Mufasa: "Do you take me as some sort'of idiot, Scar? A Humaniod Bat told me what really happened! I think a certain someone desided to be those hyenas and the hitman's BRAIN in that attempt!"
  • Scar: "Now, Mufasa please! I, am, family! It's the hyenas, who are the enemy! It's their fault, it was their idea, they bribed me into this with my life!?"
  • Sarabi: "You're not fooling anyone Scar. Your crime has been exposed and thankfully stopped before it can truely hurt anyone."
  • Plankton: ".... Is, it, not too late to claim momentary insanity?"
  • The Lions growled.
  • Plankton: "...... KAREN DO SOMETHING!?"
  • Karen: "(Grabs Plankton) I'll do something alright! I'm gonna get US out of here!"
  • Karen turns on a rocket inside her and blasts off!
  • Dennis: "Uh..... LATER!?"
  • Dennis hopped on his motorbike and zoomed off!
  • Mufasa: "I am almost sorry having to do this, but this conspiracty is proof that you are beyond reprouch. You have been sentenced to death."
  • Scar: " I, I, Uh..... You three, don't just stand there, fight for me!?"
  • Shenzi: "(Scoffs), Fight for you? I done thought you said we was the enemy."
  • Banzai: "Yeah. That's what I heard."
  • Shenzi and Banzai: "Ed?"
  • Ed: "(Angry gibberish and points another way)."
  • Banzai: "Good idea Ed. Let's get out of here."
  • The Hyenas ran off!
  • Mufasa and the Lionesses began to close in on Scar.
  • Scar: "No no no wait, I can explain! No wait, you don't understand! No, I didn't really mean, no don't down-"
  • The Lions pounced on Scar and began to attacked him!

In the Gorge again.

  • The Gang were still fine.
  • Sunset: ".... Sparkle, is Fem really gonna do what you think she's doing?"
  • Twilight: I'm sure! She's trying to prevent Mufasa's death, stop Scar early, and prevent the formation of the Shell Lodge Squad!
  • Discord: THAT DAMN BITCH!! DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT'S GOING TO DO TO THE PRESENT?!?
  • Spike: Guys, look! (They saw Mufasa and the Lionesses coming in)
  • Rarity: "..... I have a safe assumtion that THIS wasn't meant to be."
  • Mufasa:... Zazu... Make sure everyone becomes aware of what really happened.... Espeically my son if you can find him.
  • He leaves, as does the lions.
  • Twilight: "We need to follow them."

Pride Rock.

  • Mufasa and the Lionesses arrived.
  • Simba: DAD! (He arrived with SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward)
  • Mufasa: Son, where were you?
  • Patrick: Oh, Scar said he had a surprise for Simba.
  • Squidward: Said specifically it was 'to die for'. But the old grouch ended up being a no show and we ended up wasted time in a boring old gorge for nothing! What fool would ever want to stay there?

Back in the gorge.

  • Timon and Pumbaa were seen in it standing for hours on end.
  • Timon: "...... Ya know, it sort've feels like something was suppose to happen here...."
  • Pumbaa: "..... Maybe we should head further down this gorge and the waterfall it has. Maybe we would see something like a beautiful lone oasis or something when we go down."
  • Timon: "...... ANYTHING'S BETTER THEN HERE?!"

Back to Pride Rock.

  • Mufasa:... I see. Scar was intending to use my son as bait.
  • Simba: What?... What happened? Where's Uncle Scar?
  • Mufasa:... Son... Let's just say... He's never been who he says he was. He betrayed us and was supporting the Hyenas, and attempted to murder me.
  • Simba:... How... HOW COULD HE?!? I trusted him!
  • SpongeBob: Wow... What a shocker! But... What about Plankton? And the Hyenas and Dennis?
  • Sarabi: Oh, they retreated.
  • Squidward: Thank Neptune! I hope I don't have to deal with anymore garbage like that for as long as I live.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sees the incorrect past unfold).... We gotta do something!
  • Twilight: I'm afraid... It's too late. Fem already did it. If we just go up to them and tell them Mufasa was suppose to die for the birth of heroes that tecnecally don't exist, they're gonna end up assuming we're crazy! I learned that the hard way when I tried to convince your past self to race me to make you cause a Sonic-Rainboom!
  • Spike: "In hindsight, ya probuly looked like a pedophile for doing it."
  • Twilight: "...... That makes that mistake even worse in hindsight. But trying to tell a good king that his rotten brother was suppose to be successful in killing him off that'll eventally breed a new generation of heroes to this time would kinda make us sound fanactical! The least we should worry about is how bad the bad future's gonna be!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Well we can't just stand here without doing something! I'm going up there! (Flies towards them)
  • Twilight/Sunset: RAINBOW DASH, NO!! (Before Rainbow Dash can reach them, a time wormhole opened up and sucked the entire group through, leaving the altered past how it was)
  • Spongebob: "..... Did anyone else felt like some very bad implacations are gonna happen?"

Chapter 5: A Villain League Future

Present Time

  • The Group crashed into the Cutie Map being emerged on what looked like Canterlot Castle, if though alittle ruined.
  • Discord: "Son of a bitch, that REALLY hurt and-"
  • Discord saw everything and saw he was on the map......
  • Discord: "..... What's the map doing outside of your castle, Sparkle?"
  • A struggling voice: "Twilight?!"
  • Golden Oak appeared on, struggling and flickering akin to that of a malfuntioning hologram.
  • Golden Oak: "Ms Sparkle, (Flickers but doesn't effect her dialoge too greatly) You are in a terrorable time!? As you likely already known, Fem Fatala has damaged history and prevented the Lougers' founding!? And.... See for your (flickers) self."
  • The Gang looked down and stared horrorfived of what became of Equestia: A deformed landscape with Buildings with Malefor's and other Darkspawn statues from place to place.
  • Spike: "..... I, do not, like the looks of this."
  • Suddenly, Shens' Wolves appear from nowhere.
  • Rarity: "Oh good. It's just Shen's darling wolves. They'll help us- (They point their weapons at them) WHA-HA-HAAA!?"
  • Sunset noticed at the Wolves' armor is more darker then usual.
  • Sunset: "Guys..... I don't think it's really safe to be around them as of this time."
  • A darker Boss Wolf and Shen arrived.
  • Lord Shen: "All right, who are you lot, AND WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?! I don't remember THAT being part of the old castle ruins!?"
  • Discord: "Oh hi Shenny! Nice to see you're as grouchy as usual."
  • Lord Shen: "SHUT UP YOU CHOATIC HALF-WIT!? YOU'RE LATE TO YOUR ADDRESSMENT WITH MANG?! ALL LEAGERS ARE REQUIRED TO DO THAT?!"
  • Discord: "Oh come now, you grouchy Peacock, when are you ever a leager?"
  • Twilight: "(Wispers to Discord) Fem prevented the Lougers being founded! He has no idea what you're talking about!"
  • Discord: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Lord Shen: "WELL YOU USELESS ABOMINATION!? WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!?"
  • Discord: "...... I was...... Showing these prisoners the entire map of the place on how we leagers epicly congured Equestia. That's why there's a map here."
  • Boss Wolf: "Is that all?"
  • Discord: "Yes it is, friends!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Doesn't seem to buy it....)..... I can't proved whether you're lying or not, given you're a tricky sort, so I'll have to accept it.... For now."
  • A Butterfly was flying by Shen, who grabbed the poor frighten creature as Shen snarlled!?
  • Fluttershy gasped!
  • Lord Shen: "....... Curse you, you overly cute beast. You DARE remind me of what I once lost?! I HATE YOU?! (Shen tossed the poor Butterfly into the ground and tossed one of his knifes at the thing, killing it?!)"
  • Fluttershy gasped louder!
  • Fluttershy fainted.
  • Lord Shen stared angerly at the group.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Wolves, take them to Mang's addressment. It's mandatory."
  • The Wolves began to drag the group but Discord with them and left.
  • Boss Wolf: "Yo, Dissy, ya coming?"
  • Discord: "Oh uh, right! Yes! (Nervious Laughter)."
  • Discord went on.

A huge Darkspawnish Stage.

  • Many slaves were present, as well as all the Villain Leage Villains, even ones that reformed as the Lougers or otherwise.
  • The Wolves broght the group in.
  • Dark Cynder flew in and landed with a roar that frighten the slaves and a quickly waken Fluttershy!
  • Dark Cynder: "..... Attention pitiful slaves and good members of the well accompished Villain Leage. It is my honor to present, the conguror of his own banishment site, a being truely worthy of Malefor's blessings, and your undisputable master!? (All to familier music played). I present to you..... LORD SIMON COBRA?!"
  • The Music began to become epic as Mang epicly appeared from red smoke, laughing sinisterly, scaring the slaves and putting the main group on egde!
  • Mang: "HELLO, MY LOVELY PEONS!? IT IS I, THE GREAT AND UNDISPUTABLE, UNDIEABLE, LORD COBRAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"

He began to sing this as his abominations joined in to make it more epic and scarier!

In_The_Dark_Of_The_Night

In The Dark Of The Night

  • The Villains cheered for Mang as the slaves quiver in fear!
  • Cobra: "WOO!? I loved that song!? I never get tired of it?!"
  • Cobra began to scan the hopeless and broken slaves, and saw our main group.
  • Cobra: "Wait a minute..... Shen, bring those guys here?!"
  • Lord Shen obeyed and had the Wolves escourted the Main 6, Sunset and Spike to him.
  • Cobra: "...... Why are you lot different? You look like Lord Tirek didn't get to suck away your powers."
  • The Ponies and Spike: "TIREK!?"
  • Cobra looks at their sides.
  • Cobra: "Holy shit, he didn't!? Well, let's fix THAT oversight, shall we? Nightmare, Chysalis, Sombra!?"
  • The same three appeared before Mang.
  • Cobra: "Summon Lord Tirek from his kingdom of the congured Tartarus! Tell him he has some powers in due of being sucked?!"
  • Nightmare Moon: "Oh yes, oh Glorious Mang."
  • Sombra: "On our way, your darkfulness."
  • Chrysalis: "Alchourse, Mangy Poo. And I'll see you in the chambers at 6. (Winks)."
  • Pinkie: "EWWWWWWWW?!"
  • Rainbow Dash gagged!
  • Fluttershy: "Oh.... My."
  • Cobra: "Oh, I'm sorry, you have a problem with our romance of evil? Does it, disgust you in some way?"
  • Spike: "YEAH IT'S DISGUSTING!? THE IDEA OF YOU GETTING IT ON WITH QUEEN BUG-BUTT!? UGH, IT MAKES ME HAUL!?"
  • Cobra: "WHAT!? I NEVER DEALT WITH SUCH INSOLENCE SINCE THE FIRST DAY OF THIS PLANET'S CONQUEST!? THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU L- (Sees Twilight's wings) Wait..... Are you, an Alicorn?"
  • Twilight: "Uh..... No? It's, actselly a cruel prank by Discord. He gave me wings so he can make me constintly crashed into the ground."
  • Cobra: "..... Then do it. Deminstraight Master Discord's delightfully dispicable trick."
  • Twilight:... Alright! (Starts flying, and Discord secretly places a curse on her to make her inexperienced with the wings as she started flying out of control)... YAAAAAHHHHH!!! (She crashed to the ground as her head was stuck, and this left the Villain Leaguers laughing)
  • Cobra: Oh, Discord, your humor never fails to amuse me!
  • Discord: Oh, you think that's funny? It's just getting started. (Twilight pops her head out of the ground, and she ends up flying around and tries to control it, and sees a view of Equestria itself, as it was now different in the form of massive monuments with Darkspawn-like architecture, with ponies being slaves with Darkspawn soldiers whipping them, some turning them into Heartless, Ponyville was turned into a hellish village for Darkspawn, and she ended up crashing into them as the Benny Hill theme was heard as she started humorously crashing into various monuments, including an erected golden statue of Dark Cynder, on which she gets hit in the crotch, and then she falls into a lava fountain)
  • Twilight: YAAAAOOOOOWWWWW!!! (The villains were watching this on a magic portal as they laughed)
  • Boss Wolf: RIGHT IN THE OVARIES!! Wait.... Does that actselly hurt there?
  • Twilight: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (She falls into a yard where a hellhound sees her and growls and sprouts several flames)... Meep!... (She takes off out of control again) AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (She sees more of the conquered Equestria as the Golden Oak Library was transformed into a voodoo-themed hideout with Dr. Facilier's statue in the front yard, and FOTOS monuments surrounding it)... Wow... Was Facilier THAT much of a spoiled- (She hits a wall again, and the villains continue to laugh)
  • Cobra: (Laughs) Okay, I can't breathe, I can't breathe! That's enough! Discord, bring her back!
  • Discord: Uh, sure thing! (Snaps, and teleports her back)
  • Twilight: (Dazed and sees clocks)
  • Dark Cynder looks suspitious.
  • Dark Cynder: "Wait father. Something doesn't feel right. Something about their auras doesn't feel like they belong here."
  • Cobra: "Really?"
  • Dark Cynder: "Yes. Everything from what the "alicorn" said, AND our loyalty-in-questioned Discord, feels like lies!? Purple Alicorn, I demand the truth! As acting leage overlord of this world while Lady Mirage and Malefor are away on offitcal darkspawn business, WHO AND WHAT ARE YOU?!"
  • Twilight: ".... If I told you.... You might not believe me."
  • Dark Cynder: "..... Try me."
  • Twilight: "..... How familier are you with Scar and Plankton's attempt to Kill Mufasa with a wildebeast stampede?"
  • Dark Cynder: ".... Scar?! Plankton?! Front and center?!"
  • The two came.
  • Dark Cynder: "Could you two recap your independent attempt to usurp the late Mufasa's throwne before the leage found you?"
  • Scar: Oh, dear lord, don't even get me STARTED on how painful that was!
  • Plankton: Oh yeah, it was painful. But when you leage guys changed us from independent usurpers to leagers, that was only a minor inconvinence that I am GLAD never happened again! What followed afterward, made all this possible!

Flashback

  • (Plankton): After you discovered us and brought us to Dreamworks Madagascar, we informed Lord Cobra about everything, and how we were thwarted by a claim of an Anthromorthic Bat Woman ruining everything! But when we told Cobra, he was interested. And so, with Scar brought back from the dead and the help of the rest of you Villain Leaguers, we successfully reestablished Planktopolis as my own minor Villain League Kingdom. I made sure everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, including SpongeBoob and Patprick were under my control as well! Everyone in what was once Bikini Bottom was under my control once again. With those silly fools out of the way, we tried the Pride Lands one last time, and the invasion was a complete success. Scar had successfully murdered Mufasa, exiled his own pride to the Elephant Graveyard, and the Pride Lands have since been his kingdom and he managed to make it up to the Hyenas he betrayed. But that wasn't all! Lord Cobra eventually felt it was finally time to unleash the Darkspawn yet again! Malefor was free, and thus began THE THIRD CARTOONIAN WAR!!! This time, no hero was spared! Everything in our wake was conquered! The Dragon Realms came to be our greatest achievement! Malefor had issued the Great Cleansing and re-forged the Dragon Realms into the Darkspawn Realms, the second and main base of operations for the Darkspawn since Skullian Prime! Then came other worlds, including but not limited to, Greece, China, London, Kratos, New York, Prydain, and especially Camelot! Excalibur was officially Villain League property, and that has been Dark Cynder's finest achievement! Eventually, there was nothing left to stand against us, all heroes have been purged of hope, and all Darkspawn relics were retrieved and restored to purity..... For lack of a better befitting term for them.

Present

  • Plankton: Sure that failure was pretty embarrassing, but if it hadn't happened, none of this would've been possible! Why, had me and old Scar been actselly successful killing off Mufasa beforehand and probuly risk entrusting the Hyenas to kill off Simba and the three barnicale heads that would END UP backfiring horrendusly, I'd probbuly ended up being in the outlands with Scar's crazy wife and his moronic son afterworlds.
  • Zira's voice: "I HEARD THAT?!"
  • Nuka's voice: "NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL?!"
  • The Heroes were shocked.
  • Spike:... (Faints)
  • Pinkie:... Well, that's not funny at all!
  • Plankton: "..... Something tells me what I just said would lead to some unfortunate implacations on what's really going on now."
  • Dark Cynder:... So... What exactly does all this have to do with you?
  • Applejack: Don't tell her, Twilight!
  • Twilight: (Sighs)... We don't have a choice! They're too strong to say no to now! Besides, Cynder, even in THAT form, was never easy to lie to, and espeically in that form she's too dangerious to do so. (To the Villains) We come from a reality where Plankton and Scar succeeded in killing Mufasa before that invadion, which never happened, and Scar and Plankton stayed further independent until after the trouble with Zira, and there were heroes named the Shell Lodge Squad who were there to stop you, all being founded by SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and the Hyenas!
  • Dark Cynder:... Interesting. Well, what exactly happened?
  • Twilight: "Remember the "Anthromorthic Bat Lady"? She was Fem Fatala, a lesbian, or filly-fooler in Equestia culture, who caused this to happen, likely out of punishment on us and the lougers for interupting her "Funtimes" with a pony named Starlight Glimmer."
  • Scar:... So THAT'S why the Hyenas and Mufasa said something about a bat lady!
  • Dark Cynder: "..... Could you give further exsamples? Some of the leage tends to be, spectical about time travel. Espeically everyone's favorite top Stragiest, Junjie."
  • Twilight: "Believe me when I say, none of this was suppose to happen. Mang, you were meant to die two times by Shenzi's paw, albeit accsidental, and would spend most of the time being a freaky zombie until restored to normal by one event in the Cartoon Network part of the WB universe and be redused into a state of total incompidence. Junjie was meant to be an obnoxious extremeist who gets the leage into messes and screw-ups! Malefor was OBVIOUSLY suppose to be still in the banished realms along with a good number of other Darkspawn! The "Darkspawn Realms" NEVER happened, alot of places you attacked were thwarted, never happened or were protected from ever happening, there was NEVER a 3rd Cartoonian War, Mang lost the darkspawn meddialian and got a non-darkspawn one as a replacement, and most of all.... Cynder, you were NOT meant to still be like this."
  • Dark Cynder was legitamently caught speechless.....
  • Plankton: "I knew there was unfortunate implacations."
  • Lord Cobra:... WOW!? Actselly killing Mufasa early caused THAT to happened!? Then I guess it's argueably a blessing in disguise this Fem prevented his "original" death I suppose, and.... Uh... Wait, then how are you guys still here? Shouldn't you cease to exist?
  • Pinkie: "We're time travelers in a sense, so, time traveler ammunity."
  • Lord Cobra: "Ok, that's much is true, but, shouldn't the UUniverses have been ripped to shreds? In fact, WHY ISN'T THERE A BLOODLY PARADOX DOOMSDAY!? It's a known fact it's inheredly a bad idea to screw over time unless you have a plan to deal with or even prevent a paradox doomsday!"
  • Twilight: And that's exactly what happened. The spell that the bat lady used was paradox-proof.
  • Dark Cynder: Well... Then that means, none of this was meant to be. Then, all it takes, is to make Mufasa die early instead of his eventual fate, then.... Everything, we had atthived and worked hard t build.... RUINED!? While I bare no love for this Fem Fatala, I can't let all this go away just because it was not meant to be?!
  • Discord: "Now, Cynder, be reasonable, I-"
  • Dark Cynder aims her sharp tail at him!
  • Dark Cynder: "Don't think I didn't realised that you're an alternate Discord that ended up reformed somehow. You're obviously far from the Discord we know and evily bonded with. So I guess cause your here, he vanished and became you. Your dear brother Mayhem would be ashamed."
  • Discord: "Oh trust me, in the proper timeline, he most indeed was already."
  • Dark Cynder: "You are all declared V.I.P.'s for this moment on.... Very, Impourent, Prisoners. You will be kept locked up in the harshest dunguions for life and be given minuimal food and water."
  • Cobra: "Don't take this too personal. Even IF, our progress wasn't meant to be, it would be TOO MUCH OF A DAMN SHAME, for it to go away, because 7 little ponies, a baby dragon, and an alternate Discord, came and say "THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE"!? Trust me when I say, the "Proper" Timeline you came from, doesn't sound all too damn fun for us! I mean.... Me? BEING AN INCOMPIDENT JOKE?! NO THANK YOU, GOOD LADIES AND SIRS!?"
  • Plankton: Exactamondo! We like the timeline EXACTLY HOW IT IS, THANK YOU!!
  • Discord: I'm afraid the feeling isn't mutual. (Magically causes the whole stage down as it collapses on the ones on the stage, as the crumbling caused the audience villains to faulter and retreat, as the main group teleported away)
  • Dark Cynder: (The villains recovered from the collapse coughing)... NO! THEY'RE GOING TO DESTROY OUR RULE!!!
  • Lord Shen:... CALL IN THE WOLVES, ALL OF THEM! I WANT THOSE HEROES STOPPED!! THE YEAR OF THE VILLAIN LEAGUE MUST BE PRESERVED!!
  • Boss Wolf: Really? Because, new year's was already awhile ago, and it's already half-earlier into the year, so you'd, like, have an early-HALF of the year of the Villain League. (Shen points a blade at him)... And this IS the Year, of course, of the Villain League, Happy New Year, sir!
  • Lord Shen:... Get the wolves ready! We need those ponies stopped!... NOW!! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!! (Boss Wolf moved)
  • Boss Wolf: MOVE! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!! (The ultra-armored wolves advanced in full combat gear)
  • Lord Shen: "They are likely returning to that christalian map! I KNEW it was not a product of Discord!?"
  • Dark Cynder: SEND IN THE DARKSPAWN FORCES!!! HAVE THEM WAITING AT THAT MAP WHERE SHEN FOUND THEM!! Even they, with their immense magic powers, cannot get past them!

Elsewhere...

  • Twilight: (The heroes were seen running from the Villain League dystopia behind them and returned to the Canterlot castle ruins)... Nice move, Discord! But how do you know we're not going to be hunted down?
  • Discord: Trust me, I'm sure even Cobra cannot predict my abilities. We're going to make it, and that's all there is to iiiiIIIIIIIIIIHHH?!? (They saw that the Map was surrounded by Darkspawn soldiers and ogres, which roared at them, and they were all backed up by Shen's ultra-wolves)
  • Lord Shen: Going somewhere?
  • Discord: "..... Oh Discord, you, and your big, MOUTH?!"
  • Sunset:... Great! How are we gonna get past THAT?!?
  • Fluttershy: "You know Shen, Celestia would not approved of this."
  • Lord Shen was taken back by that....
  • Lord Shen: ".... Not that I don't agree.... But thanks to Nightmare Moon, (Points to a moon with the colors of Celestia's mane and a face of a unicorn-like pattern on it), SHE can no longer be able to save me from just being another pawn.... No one can.... Not any more."
  • Discord gets a lightbulb to signify he got an idea.
  • Discord: (Whispers something in Twilight's ear)...
  • Twilight: Hmm... That might work, but I don't know if Shen still has a soft enough side at this point.
  • Lord Shen:... What did you just say?
  • Twilight: Shen, listen! This is not you! You used to be someone great! And Celestia wasn't the only one who tried to keep you from going into the dark path. You had a niece who cared about you greatly, and- (Shen points a blade at her)
  • Lord Shen: HOW DARE YOU REMIND ME OF HER?!? SHE WAS WORTH NOTHING TO ME!!
  • Applejack:... Even after how she gave you something more? Remember how you wanted more than just being next in line to rule Gongmen City? Cobra used that to his advantage by introducing you to those dark fireworks! He's playing you! But Kairi gave you something better! She gave you a new family when your own parents banished you.
  • Twilight: So, just hear us out, you still care for Kairi, don't you?
  • Lord Shen:... I... Yes. (The wolves and Darkspawn were confused)
  • Twilight: So then ask yourself this: Would she and Celestia, and this new family, with all the love in their hearts for you, EVER appreciate you doing this? You can still be somebody! I know there's still good in you! In our reality, you achieved happiness, and a family with the Shell Lodge Squad! They protected Kairi for you when you weren't there for her! When you finally joined, she was happy. So... If you still care for her, Celestia, and your family with the louge, then redeem yourself right now and let us get to that Map so we can give you what you TRULY had. What's your answer?
  • Lord Shen:... (A tear slowly went down his eye)... (Seemingly gets a dark face) Want my answer young miss? Well, here's my answer! (Takes out a massive and improved cannon as the heroes gasped, and Lord Shen lighted it as the cannon fired a massive blast that made everything fade into white)... (Twilight and the heroes quickly opened there eyes to see that Shen had actually used the cannon to clear a way in the Darkspawn blocking the way to the Map)...
  • Applejack:... What in tarnation?
  • Lord Shen: WOLVES, ATTACK!! (The wolves then attacked the Darkspawn soldiers)
  • Rainbow Dash:... Can someone please explain what the f*** just happened, because I think I missed a step!
  • Pinkie: "OBVIOUSLY the true good nature of Shen over-threw what corruptive evil Mang had in him."
  • Lord Shen:... What are you waiting for? Go get that bat lesbian, and get me back my sweet Kairi! GO!
  • Discord: What about you?
  • Lord Shen: What happens to me doesn't matter! If I know time travel, any change in the past is made and none of this exists anymore!? It's what YOU do that matters! Now go! Hurry! (The heroes headed for the Map as the Darkspawn tried to attack them, only to be stopped by the ultra-wolves. With the wolves' assistance, the heroes finally made it to the Map)
  • ???: SHEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!
  • Cobra appeared from the door and stood angerly over Shen.
  • Cobra: "It would appear that I have to give you ANOTHER CORRUPTION SESSION?!"
  • Lord Shen: "It will ultamately not matter. This ambyssal reality will soon be reversed. I'll get what I should've truely had, Cynder will not be trapped in her state, all the carnage the leage made will be reversed, AND YOU WOULD BE KEPT FROM HARMING ANYONE EVER AGAIN!?"
  • Cobra growled and charged up an electcal attack!
  • Shen closed his eyes smiling, knowing this sacrivice will pay off, even if it might not be right away.
  • The Ponies and Spike and Discord looked in utter concern as a electrical magical blast was heard as a peacock caw of pain was heard.
  • Twilight: "SHEN!?"
  • Sunset: "Don't worry about Shen, Sparkle. Remember what he said. When we go back through time, we'll prevent this nightmare from ever happening!"
  • After a brief mourn for Shen, Twilight casted the spell, and opened a time wormhole, and they were all able to go through before the Darkspawn soldiers were able to catch them, and Cobra watched in disbelief!
  • Cobra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Past Pride Lands

  • The Ponies, Spike and Discord landed in the gorge to the surprise of Simba, Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward.
  • Patrick: "....... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
  • Simba: "COOL!? ALIENS!?"
  • Squidward: "Oh what were WE all this time, chopped liver?"
  • Simba: "Well, yeah, I get what you're saying, but I got used to you guys! BUT THEM?! THAT IS SO THE BEST SURPRISE EVER!?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, I guess Mufasa was kinda wrong for doubting Scar and Plankton. They're really nice guys if ya give them the chance."
  • Sunset: "..... Wait..... Twilight, does the past reset everytime you back to it?"
  • Twilight: "Yes. Going back to the changed past automaticly undos anything the change was. It removes the trouble of removing the change yourself and all you have to do is leave history un-altered from then on and everything should be fixed."
  • Spike: "If so.... Then let's restart this by going back to a few minutes prior, but let's make sure these guys don't see us."
  • Simba: "Wait, don't go, I got so many questions! What is it like on your planet? Are you good aliens or bad aliens, or-"
  • The pebbles were seen shaking.
  • Pinkie: "Hey why are those pebbles shaking? Are they dancing pebbles?"
  • Twilight: "..... Oh no, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no no!?"
  • Simba: "Why are you acting as if that's-"
  • Simba looks in horror and sees the stampeding Wildebeasts!
  • Squidward: "Ohhhh no."
  • Fluttershy gets a determined face, and tried to flew torwords the stampede calm down the herd, but Discord grabbed her tail and gave her a wagging finger and tsked.
  • Discord: "Remember Fluttershy, we're not suppose to mess with history."
  • Sunset: "QUICK YOU DAMN FOOL!? RESET IT?!"
  • Twilight did just that as it looked the stampede was about to get closer!

A reset later.

  • The Gang are in the same earlier time, but this time, on a farther top-side of the gorge instead.
  • Sunset: "Why didn't Fem stopped the Stampede?"
  • Twilight: "It was intentional, to see what horrable future breaks our spirits before we would surrender to her and let her have Starlight. It could mean she plans to alter the future in another way, but it still means the Lougers get disbaned reguardless. Or more like, never have been founded to begin with."
  • Spike: "Well I rather NOT be in another bad future, thank you very much."
  • Rarity: "Indeed. Cause if the future with the Leagers was that horrendus, I would hate to imagine what being under the Scourge Imperials or even Team Nefarious would be like."
  • Applejack: "Well I vote fer them to stay unanswered mysteries! Let's make sure the past happens as it should."
  • Fluttershy: "But.... Wouldn't that mean..... Letting that awful Scar kill Mufasa and rob Simba of a father?"
  • The group realise the moral dillemma and the terrorable irony of it all.
  • Discord: ".... Well, Fluttershy, as we heard in the leage future, he would die anyway. If Scar fails in one method, he'll eventally find another. We.... We have to accept that Mufasa's fate is sealed reguardless of what anyone, good or evil, does to the past."
  • Fluttershy: "But I..... I wouldn't feel right about letting someone get away with murder!? (Cries)."
  • Sunset: "..... Fluttershy..... You know he doesn't get away with it forever....."
  • Fluttershy: "..... He doesn't?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah! You know eventally the future Lougers get major justice afterwords! Sure it would've been awesome if this was stopped sooner, but you know the saying. Better late then never. And you have to admit. It was better for Scar to get punished eventally, then to have never been at all. Mufasa's death was honored by it, and it was further honored by the founding of the Lougers. By all means, it's still sucky we have to make sure a bad guy's plan goes successfuly, but always remember... What happened this very day on this gorge, lead to the creation of the Lougers. Do you understand?"
  • The Stampede was heard starting as the gang saw it begin.
  • Fluttershy: "...... I do."
  • The Gang ran off following the stampede as the sound of Squidward screaming!
  • Pinkie: "Wow Squidward has good lungs."

The Fem Dimention.

  • Fem Fatala: "Well, it seems those folks are gonna be stubberner then I thought."
  • Fem Fatala walks by her caged bad mares and walks torwords Starlight chained to a golden over-glorifived throwne. It was shown that magic kept her from over-all leaving on her own.
  • Fem Fatala: "My dear, beloved Starlight.... I'm gonna need your help in this."
  • Starlight: "WHAT!? no!?"
  • Fem Fatala: ".... Won't do it, huh? Not even, if I were to promise you, I'll bring Sunburst here as the first guy in the Fem Dimention to be with you forever, PLANTONICLY?! I mean..... You obviously can't marry him cause one, ME, two, he's not even that into you. Your other childhood friend "Noon" manstealed him from you!"
  • Starlight: ".... Sunburst won't approved of it!"
  • Fem Fatala: "Oh why so stubbern, Stary? Don't you want to be not alone, like moi?"

Music plays, then Fem sang this.

DISNEY_DESCENDANTS_"Evil_Like_Me"_FULL_SONG_&_LYRICS

DISNEY DESCENDANTS "Evil Like Me" FULL SONG & LYRICS

  • Starlight:... I'll do it. But this doesn't mean I still appreciate you after what you did before. This is just to get my friend back!
  • Fem Fatala: Duly noted. Now let's get started.

Back in the Past Pride Lands...

  • Sunset: Okay, so how does this go down?
  • Twilight: I'll tell you on the way. Right now we need to-... (Gasps)
  • Mufasa was seen struggling on the ledge.
  • Mufasa: (Sees Scar and Plankton) Scar! Plan-- (slips but barely hangs on) Plankton! Help me! (After a beat, Scar latches onto Mufasa's paws as he roars painfully)
  • Scar: ...Long live the king. (Scar then proceeded to fling Mufasa to his doom as in a dramatic fashion, Mufasa was about to die until Starlight was seen levitating herself and magicly rescued Mufasa!)
  • Plankton: "WHHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Scar: "NO!?"
  • Sunset:... Starlight?!? WHAT IS SHE DOING?!?
  • Fem: (Appears and traps the heroes in a magic crystal)... Isn't it obvious? I promised her that Sunburst would never leave her and never allow any bad things to happen to her.
  • Rainbow Dash:... YOU LOW-DOWN, DIRTY, C**T-B******, FILLY-FOOLING, LESBIAN BRAT!!!
  • Twilight: Why the hell would Starlight ever want anything to do with you?!? I thought she had changed!
  • Fem: By all means she's not actsellty betraying you people. In fact, this is pretty much a one time thing. She didn't even budged at first till my awesome song finally got her to do it. It's mostly gonna be ME who does the past-changing here after this.
  • Rarity: "How dare you malmitulate Starlight's feelings like that!? The poor darling went through too much!"
  • Discord: You'll NEVER get away with this, Fatala!
  • Fem: Oh, I ALWAYS will! With a cunning strategist like Starlight to assist, even YOU can't stop me! You little brats will pay DEARLY for taking away everything I knew!
  • Starlight places Mufasa back on the ledge and confronted a slowly retreating Scar and Plankton.
  • Plankton: "..... Is it not too late to say, momentary insani-"
  • Starlight trapped Scar and Plankton in the same christail spell!
  • Plankton: "(Muffled screams)!"
  • Mufasa: "..... Thank you, alien equine. You saved my life, the circle of life, and my kingdom from Scar. I owe you my life."
  • Starlight said nothing and teleported away.
  • Zazu came through and saw what happened to Plankton and Scar.
  • Zazu: "..... Did I miss something?"
  • Mufasa: ".... It.... Would be difficult to explain.... Come. Let us find my son."
  • The two left.
  • Starlight was seen back on the ledge with the gang and Fem.
  • Starlight: "...... Twilight, Sunny, everyone..... I'm sorry for this. Fem promsied me a better life if I'd obeyed."
  • Spike: "Slight problem here! Fem isn't the only one benifiting a time without lougers!? We just came back from a horrable leage future! Who knows what the future is gonna be like now?!"
  • Starlight: "LIKE THE REAL FUTURE'S ANY BETTER!? FEM'S FAULT OR NOT, SHINEFLARE WAS GONNA BANISH ME TO A SWAMP PLANET AND RISK ME ENDING UP ALLINED WITH PROFESSOR EAGLE-BEAK AND HIS PALS!? SHE'D RATHER HAVE ME BE SOME, (CRIES), POLITICAL EXSAMPLE OF HER POWER INSTEAD OF BEING MERCIFUL!? SHE CARES FOR NOTHING BUT HER ILLUSION OF PERFECTION INSTEAD OF WHAT'S REALLY INSIDE ANYONE'S HEART!? I, WAS GONNA BE ROBBED OF MY FRIENDSHIP AGAIN?! Fem, said she was gonna get it back."
  • Rarity: "Darling, as, true was it was, even if Fem does make good on that promise for once, everyone else will still be left with a horrendus future! I don't honestly think Sunburst would approve of such a thing."
  • Starlight: "Perhaps not. But what choice do I have? Go back to the real timeline and get thrown into a swamp and become assusiated with a renigade ex-universeity professor? How is THAT any better?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Trust me when I say that had not been for Fem interfearing, someone like myself would've stopped you from going into that place! Shineflare would've been temporary removed from the position and Glitterhair and the other councilers would've given you a stamp for approval to NOT get punished! That way, Eagle-Beak gets jacksquat, Shineflare will be prevented from messing with you ever again and you get Sunburst back anyway!"
  • Fem Fatala: "But only briefly, my dear. Remember his love for Noony. His return would be temporary, and you would be alone again afterwords. And who's to say Shineflare would truely leave you alone? She's the same hag who conspiracted against the ALICORNS and the mythic being community! Do you HONESTLY think she's gonna leave someone guilty of spreading communisum and commiting chrono-terrorisum alone?"
  • Discord: "Stary, remember that this is the same bitch who tricked you to get a power-flux and intentionally made you fail on your LAST revenge attempt! I don't even need to mention what she did to the other bad mares who made deals with her! That alone should mean she's not worth never listening glace?!"
  • Fem Fatala: "Trust me! This, is the one promise I meant this time. I just need to make sure, your spirits break first. I don't wanna end up making the same premature mistake like I did last time. Now, let's see what future number 2 is like!"
  • The Time Portal was summoned and sucked the group into it!
  • Starlight looked down and cried.

Chapter 6: A Dark Dragon Scourge Imperialistic Future

The same but somehow still different Canterlot Castle ruins.

  • The Time Portal spat them back onto the map.
  • Spike: "Ok, as we know from when Starlight was doing this, a different change means a different Future. So what is it this time?"
  • Golden Oak appeared on the map again, still flickering.
  • Golden Oak: "The map (flickers but this time, almost disorts her vocie) tells all."
  • The gang looked onto it and see Equestia has been totally Bionicalised.
  • Rarity: "My word! Everything turned into a lego-byproduct."
  • Twilight: "Then that could mean only one thing.... The Scougre took over everything."
  • Pinkie: "Wait, but.... Wasn't Scar and Plankton for the leagers? How did we NOT get the leage future again, if not some slightly altered varient?"
  • Sunset: "Remember that my sister trapped Plankton and Scar in the christail trap spell. That may've meant they became obscured to the leage, and it's hidious rise to power never happened. My sister was at least kind enough to not put us back to that position. As for the Universe being doomed to one of the Lougers enemies taking everything over cause of no Lougers? That ended up for the Fang Empire as what the Dark Dragon Scourge used to be called being allowed leeway to congure everything. It would eventally leave the Leage and Team Nefarious to be shiveled up into nothing but obscured failed congureors, assumingly how it was like in the Leage Future."
  • Twilight: "My magic is still sore about when I activated the time portal last time, so.... We're gonna have to wait for a bit."
  • Spike: "Well I guess as long as this place is deserted then-"
  • Guns are pointed at the surprised group. This time, they were captured by black spandex wearing rebel versons of several ponies from what the timeline used to be, including Moondancer aided by Lightning Dust and Trixie.
  • Twilight: "...... Lightning Dust? Trixie? Moondancer?"
  • Moondancer: "How do you know our names? Are you more mercenaries hired by the Usuper Dark Dragon?"
  • Pinkie: "Actselly, (dramaticly) WE'RE FROM THE ALTERNATE FUUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRRRRRE?!"
  • A figure pounced onto Pinkie and held her down!
  • It was a scarred, eye-patch wearing battle-damaged Gilda!
  • Gilda: "A LIKELY STORY, MERC!? (Brings out a robotic battle claw) SAY YOUR PREYERS!?"
  • Moondancer: "General Gilda, stop! Something tells me they're not mercs..... No merc is THAT stupid."
  • Gilda growled.
  • Trixie: "You have to pardon my love partner Gilda. She was never the same ever since her Grandfather fell victim to a scourge imperial raid."
  • Rainbow Dash started to laugh!
  • Rainbow Dash: "GILDA, YOU AND TRIXIE ARE GAY IN THIS FUTURE?! SERIOUSLY?! AW MAN, I SO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ICKY'S FACE ON THAT!?"
  • Gilda stared angerly at Rainbow Dash!
  • Gilda: "IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, YOU RAINBOW TURD?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wow, your jerkatude is back at full-swing here."
  • Applejack: "She meant no offence, "General". She just didn't think you two would be like that."
  • Gilda: "You want PROOF?!"
  • Gilda grabs Trixie to her and off-camera, procceded to make out with her, causing the group to be surprised, with Pinkie and Discord comically dropping their jaws!
  • Spike: "...... Damn."
  • Moondancer: "Oh, General Gilda and Lt. Trixie!? What did I say about showing your affections publicly!?"
  • Gilda and Trixie let go of eachother.
  • Rainbow Dash was seen already had taken a picture of it on her Iphone.
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) Physical proof. (Giggles mischiefiously.)"
  • Moondancer: "As I was saying, it seems to be safe to trust them, but to be on the side of caution here.... CHARWOMAN?!"
  • Zecora dressed like an african warrior appeared.
  • Moondancer: "Can you do something to prove that these guys aren't mercs, or even something worse?"
  • Zecora: "I have just a thing you need. (The same potion from the Changeling Future). This potion will show their true nature."
  • Gilda takes it and makes each of the member drink it, which glows of pure white light on them.
  • Moondancer sighed.
  • Moondancer: ".... Oh thank goodness, they're not mercs."
  • Zecora: "I think they may be more.... Tell us strangers, who are you?"
  • Twilight: "In an alternate time.... You already known us. This may be hard to believe, but this horrorable reality..... It wasn't meant to be happen."
  • Moondancer: "You mean.... Time travel?"
  • Pinkie: "A mean filly-fooler bat woman named Fem Fatala ruined the past of the greatist heroes ever that normally keep bad people like the Scourge Imperials from even getting this far."
  • Trixie: "Oh that is so gonna give people like me and my dear Gilda a bad name!"
  • Zecora: "..... So this was never meant to be?"
  • Discord: "Oh trust me. I bet in this reality that I was suppose to be trapped in a statue still and yet I'm here. Isn't THAT obvious enough that we're NOT of this time?"
  • Moondancer: "...... Mind, blown. You must see the exsaulted leader. He MUST see you!"
  • The Rebel Group take Main Group off the map and take them out of the room that was the former Council room. As they did, it was shown that more of Canterlot castle has become a rebel base, with Ponies and beings from other worlds serve as resistence fighters.

What was Celestia's thrownroom.

  • The group lead them to a throwne that is turned around.
  • Moondancer and the other rebels bowed down.
  • Moondancer: "... Father.... I have arrived with urgent news that could forever change the tide of our struggles."
  • The thrown slowly turned around, to reveil a long cape wearing, crown-like hat wearing Sir Hiss with a face of sadness on him.
  • Twilight: "..... Sir Hiss?"
  • "Sir" Hiss: "...... Sir Hiss? I haven't been called that name in a long time. (Opens his cape to reveil a cybernettic chest covering what appears to be a nasty scar).... Not after the horrorable fall of England. I go by the name, "Emperor" Hiss, for I aim to redeem my brother's mistakes."
  • Fluttershy: "...... You poor thing..... What happened to you?"
  • Emperor Hiss: "...... (A tear shed.....) It's difficult for me myself to recollect..... Daughter.... Please speak for me....."
  • Moondancer: "........ Yes father. (Turns around to the group)..... It all started when Prnce John was dealing with the heroic thief, Robin Hood."

Flashback.

  • (Moondancer): Sir Hiss had been forced to work with him due to... Events with his brother, Fang, lead to his seperation from his friend, Viper. They remained unchallenged, except for Robin Hood. But then, things started to go bad. Word had spread that the Villain League was brought down by an over-wealming force with mechanical forces and has recently started to become a nightmare for the High Council to maintain. Prince John foolishly denied the existence of the rumor and paid no mind. Then, Fang came back to England, overthrew Prince John, killed Robin Hood and his friends for trying to inspire hope against his even worse tyranny with the use of the Vahki Enforcers, and thus, England became the central kingdom for what was once the Fang Empire. For a few years, the Fang Empire started conquering world after world. Then, eventally, then came the discovery of the secret of Shung Tao Pass from Disney China, where they discovered much more stronger and advanced 'Makuta' soldiers, named after the Fang Empire's Darkspawn leader Teridax, who's often called "The Makuta" to keep things basic. With further aide of a devastating super weapon called Dragutha XIV, it just got worse than it originally was. Even the likes of a planet of super-powered beings stood little chance and a futuristic world barely lasted longer then a few years as a result. Eventally, the universe was redused to be an age of endless rebelion vs. empire struggles. Eventally, a soon freed Teridax and Fang were on top of everything.....
  • (Rainbow Dash): Then... Dark Dragon betrayed him?
  • (Moondancer):... Well, it's understandable you would know that. Dark Dragon indeed betrayed Fang, and had him and that cheapskate Othello Makuta-cized into his most powerful personal guards. The Makuta cruely ended up approving it because he admired the Dark Dragon's willingness and far more truely darker heart then someone like Fang. The Fang Empire was from then on no more, and was transformed into what you know as the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire. The Kuta Soldiers as we called them were improved even more thanks to Dark Dragon's own views, and they were made twice as strong. Many people were killed or enslaved.

Present

  • Moondancer:... As for the rest of us, we have to do what we must to make sure the rest of us stay safe from their influence. Thus, we have formed a resistance to keep them safe. Sometimes, we are lucky enough to rescue up to 100 slaves and bring them here through a complex of underground railroads which changed from both figurative to literal after a few years, transforming it into a kind of subway complex. My father, Emperor Hiss, who adopted me after a Fang Empire attack left me orphaned, has developed a strong enough opposing force to help balance out the rule of the Scourge Empire with the forming of many alliences with the other rebelions, and has even reformed Fang's pet Nivawk. We even have the support of the Fang loyalist Malock, who refused to bow to a traitor's demands. He was an unlucky snake to be borned from Mang Cobra's dark magic and gained magic as a result. Our, allience is unsteady because he mainly wants Fang back to restore the Fang Empire. Father is still working on changing his mind and heart. Some of us even have to resort to Makuta-based cybernetics including Father's since his mission to rescue his brother before he could be Makuta-cized ended up with a battle with Dark Dragon that ended up with him being ruined in more ways than one.
  • Gilda: So as you can see, we have a hard time dealing with the cruelty and mechanical mayhem that Dark Dragon has wreaked on us. Fighting his improved Makuta soldiers is difficult and can primarily be covered by our reformed Makuta soldiers, and we have to do whatever we can to maintain order.
  • Twilight:... Wow! That's horrible!
  • Spike: "And I thought the Changling Future sucked, but THIS?!"
  • Moondancer: "And now that we know it was because of some witch named Fem Fatala who dared ruined all of time for whatever reason that droved her, we know that it means it can just as easily be reversed."
  • Zecora: And now that you've come in our time of need, I know you can set things right indeed.
  • Hiss: "Yes. If you really are from an alternate reality, then you'd know what to do. Simply stop this Fem Fatala from her actions and restore these heroes.... Whoever they may be."
  • Twilight: "This may surprise you Hiss.... But you were among them, along with Gilda and Trixie. Your life was MUCH better then this. You were even reunited with Viper!"
  • Hiss: "..... Really? (Chuckles gently). No wonder I was so determined to stand up to this madness. Even in a horrorable alternate history, fate still leads me, to do what is right."
  • ???: Uh, sir? (Trigger and Nutzy appeared with Makuta-like cybernetics and weapons)
  • Nutzy: Our scanners have located a Makuta warrior that has recorded everything concerning these heroes. We couldn't shoot it down.
  • Trigger: It's bound to be readying a warning signal to Dark Dragon's Stronghold any second!
  • Hiss:... Then... Then we need to get you heroes back to where you came from before Dark Dragon arrives. And believe me when I say he's stronger than what you'd expect from your reality. He's more machine ever since a nuclear attack at Fort Imruhk on Futurasia caused by a venegful rebel group of that world. The well meaning, emotion-caused revnege motivated action only made our troubles worse. Do NOT let him, Fang or Othello, OR his incredibly-strong Makuta warriors catch you. When you see them, run or hide, and do NOT fight them! They are too strong even for you. Charwoman Zecora, General Gilda, Lieutenant Trixie, Sentries Trigger and Nutsy, Commander Moondancer, make sure you keep these people return safely to this map.
  • All Requested People: YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!
  • Hiss:... Please, do whatever you can to save my brother!
  • Sunset: We will! (Suddenly, an explosion was heard)
  • Trigger:... Oh, no! It seems that single Makuta sent in the available Equestrian elite to retrieve you guys.
  • Moondancer: "Well thank damn goodness this map sprouted out in our own base in a part we don't use very often, the Council Room! Father, please find safety, I'll take care of this from here!"
  • ???: "WHHHHHHHHHHEREEEEEEEEEEE ARE THEY!?"
  • Rarity gasped!
  • Rarity: "..... Did..... Did THAT sounded like.... Suri?!"
  • Moondancer: "She was among those victimised by the Makutication. Now let us quickly move!"
  • The Rebels take the heroes and retreated!

Council Room.

  • Moondancer leads the group in!
  • Moodancer: "Now hurry! Get to that map before the Elites get in here!"
  • ???: (Speaks Makuta language as several large black Makuta soldiers with Scourge symbolism appeared with powerful energy weapons and guns, and they all aimed their weapons at the group)
  • Makuta Commander: (Appears as a much stronger and bigger version of the others, and displays a holographic screen which reveals a Makuta-cyborg Dark Dragon)
  • Dark Dragon: What is it I hear about these ponies from an alternate reality attempting to reverse all this?!?... Oh... There you are! (Chuckles) Truly a pathetic bunch of ponies. Looking so weak, and ripe for Makuta assimilation.
  • ???: Quite so, Emperor Dark Dragon! (A Makuta-cized Suri Polomare appeared)
  • Suri: And don't worry, they're not doing a thing to reverse this if they want to avoid more pain than what others have suffered over the years!
  • Rarity: UGGH!! I know I don't hate you as much as I used to anymore in the timeline proper, but if I have to be honest, THAT is not a good look for you, darling!
  • Suri: Hmmph! Quite a MOUTH on you, miss!
  • Dark Dragon: I'm afraid you little interfering rats are not going anywhere! My forces are vastly superior to those you might be familiar with in the past.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we noticed! But we're not afraid! We've dealt with whatever you and Teridax has thrown to us and the Lodgers in the past.
  • Dark Dragon: The 'Lodgers'?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, the force that will PUT A STOP TO YOU AS SOON AS WE RESTORE THE PAST! (The Makuta soldiers cocked their guns) YIPE!
  • Dark Dragon: Not if I can help it. I like the present as it is, thank you very much. (Dubbed as Baron Praxis) All the heroes died out years ago! Only survival remains, BY WHATEVER MEANS! This war is mine, this world is mine, these lives are mine, and in war, people die! Or in my case, get killed, assimilated, and revived. Take them away!
  • Suri: As you command, Emperor Dark Dragon, sir!
  • Trigger: TOO SLOW! (Fires a laser projectile which bounced across the walls and stunned the Makuta soldiers) I LOVE New Betsy. I'm gonna miss you when the past gets restor-..... Oh right, I might not remember ya anymore..... But I must say, it was an honor to fight with you, so let's make the most of it!
  • Dark Dragon: Hmm, formidable I see! Even THAT won't be a great aide forever! MENG TAO, OPEN THE MAKUTA JUMPGATE! I must deal with them myself!
  • Meng Tao: (Appears Makuta-cized) Yes, sir! (Activates a large Makuta-styled jumpgate)
  • Pinkie:... OPEN THE MAP, OPEN THE MAP, OPEN THE MAP, OPEN THE MAP, OPEN THE MAP!!! (Twilight did that until Dark Dragon jumps through the jumpgate, comes out of a portal with the Makuta-cized Fang and Othello, and fired his cybernetic Makuta arm cannon, and the heroes barely dodged it, though Rainbow Dash ends up with a broken wing)
  • Rainbow Dash: URRGGHHH!! He got my wing!
  • Dark Dragon: (The resistance fighters tried to attack, but Dark Dragon aimed all his weapon systems at them) STAY BACK, YOU FOOLS!! You think you can kill me that easily? I am DARK DRAGON! The greatest evil in the history of-
  • Trigger: Too late again! (Twilight and the others made it through the time wormhole)
  • Dark Dragon:... CURSES!!
  • Suri: "Oh that is DEFFENTLY gonna lead to some VERY unfortunate implacations!"

Past Pride Lands

  • The Gang managed to land epicly on the ground on this time as it was seen that Mufasa struggled again, as Twilight quickly reacted and trapped Fem Fatala in a chirstail trap before she can do that to Twilight and the gang!
  • Discord: "Oh I am going to ENJOY this!"
  • Suddenly, Starlight quickly intervined for Fem Fatala.
  • Starlight: "Stop! I'm sorry for whatever horrorable future you were forced to deal with, but Fem is still my only chance to have Sunburst truely back."
  • Twilight: "Starlight, I know your not thinking straight due to your emotions, but please don't force me to fight you again!"
  • Starlight: "By all means, I do not have any fondness for Fem! She did tried to force me to have filly-fooling sex with her after all! But I know this deal she aims to make now is turthfully more honest!"
  • Twilight: "Even if Fem does truthfully intent to deliver her promise, it is only to malmitulate you to go against us!"
  • Starlight: "Don't forced my horn, Sparkle!? (Her horn glowed?!)"
  • Twilight: "My sentiments exactly!? (Her horn glowed as well)."
  • The two began to have an epic magic duel. While distracted, Fem secretly teleported out of the christail trap and brought Mufasa, Scar, Simba, Plankton, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, even the Hyenas and Dennis, as well as Timon and Pumbaa to see the fight unfold.
  • Both Twilight and Starlight tired out as they fired one more time.
  • Timon: "ALL RIGHT, A FREE FIGHT!?"
  • Twilight gasped to see the major characters are sitting down togather and enjoying popcorn.
  • Twilight: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONO! You're not suppose to see this! You're suppose to go back to what you were doing!"
  • Simba: "No way! This is WAY more awesome! Awesome surprise, Uncle Scar."
  • Scar: "..... Yeeee.... Yes. This was your surprise all the long."
  • Mufasa: "...... You do realise alchourse that you will be PROPERLY monitored from here on out, Scar. THAT, includes Plankton, the Hyenas and Dennis!"
  • Fem Fatala appeared.
  • Fem Fatala: "Well, thanks to your sexy fighting with Stary, Twilight, I once again changed the past."
  • Shenzi: "Wait, did she just called your fight sexy?"
  • Twilight: "Why are you doing this, Fem!? Why alter time with a paradox free spell over Starlight!?"
  • Fem Fatala: "The better question is, why not? I mean look at her, (Grabs Starlight) This is ONE hot pony! And her (slaps her flank) Butt, that gorgious firm butt!"
  • Starlight flushed embarrisedly.
  • Simba: "Wait, but I thought females only like males."
  • Squidward: "Welcome to the world of Homosexuality, Simba."
  • Simba: "Homo-what now?"
  • Spongebob: "It's funny you asked that Simba, you see- (Mufasa does poses to stop Spongebob from telling Simba)..... Maybe it's better if we wait till your older."
  • Twilight: "..... Really? Your basicly saying that your ruining all time and reality, all because.... Starlight's physically appealing to you? THAT'S THE MOST STUPIDIST REASON TO MESS WITH TIME EVER!? It's even MORE petty then Starlight's reason to mess with time all because she lost a friend from a pretty minor inconvinence!"
  • Fem Fatala: "That's why it's only ONE of my reasons. Another is to protect her from being unfairly punished by those idiotic council ponies who choose law instead of understanding a person's feelings! She doesn't deserve to be suddenly nabbed from her happy home and to be, to be, (starts crying alittle) to be horrendusly exspearimented by three idiots who were ordered by a horny monster to make him a wife, only for one of them to turn you into a homosexual as a prank gone wrong, then, then to be left out into the world to be too abominable for your own kind and forced to make the most of it by, by, KIDNAPPING SOME OF HISTORIES NASTIEST BITCHES TO MAKE UP FOR THE LONIEST SHE DEALT WITH FROM AFTER-WOR-WOR-WRODS!? (CRIES LOUDLY!?)"
  • Fluttershy: "Oh there there, you poor thing. Was that what happened to you?"
  • Fem Fatata: "Yes- Wait what?! Uh, I mean, THAT is unrelivent!? Now, my bad mares, and Starlight espeically, are all that matters to me now!? I sensed I am much more magicly compatable with her then the others! That's why I went to these extremes! Getting rid of the Lougers is nothing personal, to an extent. I bare no love or willful intent on, to or for, any meaningful helping of any of their enemies! What happens to the future is at best collateral damage to make sure Starlight and I will be happy forever!"
  • Twilight: "It doesn't have to be like this Fem. We'll help out of what the three Draconquui brothers did to you. We'll find them and get them to reverse what they did."
  • Fem Fatala: "TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE ASSHOLES?! NOT ON YOUR LIFE, KIDDIES!?"
  • Spike: "And she just gets angier."
  • Fem Fatala opens the time portal again and sucks the group in, as Fem with a moraly conflicted Starlight vanished!
  • The Time Portal closed.
  • Patrick: "Well, fun's over."
  • Spongebob: "..... I don't know guys, but.... I have very concerning feelings that this will lead to VERY unfortunate implacations."

Chapter 7: A Team Nefarious Future

A very different this time Canterlot Castle

  • The Group landed on the Map again, this time, it was seen on what looked like a futuristic setting, as it was seen that little robots are giving the map a major tecnological upgrade and are almost finished in a matter of minutes.
  • Rarity: "..... Is this suppose to be a bad future? It doesn't look like Canterlot was destroyed at all."
  • Golden Oak appeared again, this time, as a Hologram for the machineised Map.
  • Golden Oak: "Well at least I am not obnoxiously flickering and getting distorted voices. And do NOT be fooled by what you see. This inviting place is more darker then it looks."
  • The group look down and saw that everything was futuristic, like Ratchet and Clank futuristic, and some monuments have the face of an all too familier madman.
  • Applejack: "...... (Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder who we have to worry about now?"
  • Rarity: "Ohhh, dash it all. The one clean and non-ruined Canterlot of an alternate timeline, and it's because of Dr. Nefarious!"
  • ???: "HEY?!"
  • A tall Alicorn shaped figure was seen.
  • ???: "What are you people doing here?"
  • A tall, Alicornised Prince Blueblood was seen.
  • Rarity: "..... (Sarcasticly) Alchourse. Who could forget that Blueblood used to be apart of Team Nefarious?"
  • Applejack: "Prince Blueblood?"
  • Blueblood: "Correction: KING, Blueblood. I am the surrigent ruler of Equestia while the good Doctor Nefarious rules, well, pretty much the rest of the universes- (Realises Discord is among them)"
  • Blueblood gasped!
  • Blueblood: "AND WHAT IS HE DOING UNIMPRISONED?!"
  • Discord: "Oh NO DAMN SURPRISE PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED I'M FREE!? NO DAMN SHIT AT ALL?!'
  • Blueblood trapped the group in the christail trap!
  • Blueblood: "Thank Nefarious that the good forementioned Doctor is holding a speical presinention here about his great announecement about his marriage to lady Kairi. Cause he would like answers for this debotchery!"

A huge Presenetation at what looks like a futureised ponyville.

  • Lawerence stood in front of many worker dressed ponies.
  • Lawerence: "May I humblely present..... Dr. Nefarious."

Music plays, as Dr. Nefarious is dramaticly reveiled

  • Dr. Nefarious: (On megaphone) WELL, HELLO, MY GOOD CIVILIANS!! So kind of you to accept my invitations! Now, to kick off this AMAZING celebration... (Snaps as he and backup singers he sometimes abuses sing this song.)
What's_Up,_Duloc?_-_Shrek_The_Musical_(SOUNDTRACK)

What's Up, Duloc? - Shrek The Musical (SOUNDTRACK)

  • Workers fightenly cheered.
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Yes, yes, thank you, THANK YOU! Now, my beautiful bride has a GREAT announcement."
  • A hypnotised, futuristic empress dressed Kairi came forth.
  • Kairi: "(Monotone) Today.... I shall be subugated into becoming like my husband Nefarious. A robot. So we can make robot children togather."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "EXACTLY?! Now, in order for that to happen, you need to go through the exact same way I became a robot: A horrendus tragity and having to be given a robot body! THAT IS WHY I WANT YOU PATHIC WORMS, to make me the perfect body for my beautiful wife! The winner, will be allowed to see their families again in the sulfer mines. Hell, the one who creates me the hottest body ever, will even get them FREED from the mines?! HOW'S THAT FOR A PRIZE!? But under one condition: YOU MUST BE AS DESPERATE AND WILLING TO SAVATOSH YOUR OWN OPPENDENT WHATEVER IT MEANS NESSERSARY!? WELL WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR!? GET TO WORK!?"
  • The group were seen freed from the christail trap as Blueblood brought them to the area and had already heard his plocmenmation.
  • Spike:... (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter)... I'm sorry, I know that's bad, but... This is starting to become like an episode of a cartoon. (Laughs) But, yeah, it's pretty bad.
  • Sunset: (Face-hooves herself) Oy!
  • Blueblood: Dr. Nefarious? I found these trespassers in my Council room while it wasn't in sesson!
  • Dr. Nefarious:... Hmm... Ponies that haven't been enslaved in my sulfur mines? UNACCEPTABLE!!
  • Lawrence: Sir, I think I'd be more surprised at the fact that Discord is free.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Oh, good point. What's the story, jolly-boy?
  • Discord: I... We... We're some comedians that came here to provide you with many forms of entertainment. Watch this! (Mixes the Mane Seven's manes and tails together with a snap)
  • All Mane Seven: YOUR HAIR! MY HAIR! HER HAIR! ALL OUR HAIR!! (Squeals)
  • Discord: But that's not all! (Snaps, and mixes their voices)
  • Applejack:... (With Sunset's voice, though retains Southern accent)... What in tarnation was that... OH, DAD GUM IT ALL!!
  • Sunset: (With Fluttershy's voice, though has the same tone) Huh? I sound pretty odd with this voice.
  • Pinkie: (With Rainbow Dash's voice, though having same tone) OOOOOHHHH, I HAVE RAINBOW DASH'S VOICE!!! COOL!!!
  • Fluttershy: (With Twilight's voice, though same gentle tone)... I'm not sure I like Twilight's voice with me.
  • Twilight: (With Pinkie's voice, but same tone)... I... Oh, great, I've got Pinkie's voice!
  • Rainbow Dash: (With Rarity's voice, though same tone) I hate to say it, but this seems pretty awesome.
  • Rarity: (Applejack's voice, though same tone)... Which means I have... YES! Oh, the many things I can say with this voice!
  • Applejack: DON'T YOU DARE-
  • Rarity: OOH, LOOK AT ME, I'M APPLEJACK, I LIKE TO ROLL IN THE MUD, AND LIKE TO EAT ROTTEN APPLES FOR BREAKFAST! YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAH!!!
  • Spike: "..... Dude that's creepy."
  • Applejack:... (Growls) DISCORD, GIVE ME RARITY'S VOICE!!
  • Discord: What's the magic word?
  • Applejack: WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMN MAGIC WORD?!? JUST DO IT!!
  • Dr. Nefarious:... Now THAT'S funny.
  • Lawrence: Yes. (Chuckles gentlemanly)
  • Dr. Nefarious:... BUT IT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE HELL DISCORD IS OUT OF HIS- (He glitches as the Ghostbusters Theme Song played)
  • Discord: OOH, OOH, I WANNA DO IT!! (Slaps Dr. Nefarious through a wall as everyone watched in surprise)
  • Dr. Nefarious:... (He pokes out of the hole) STONE-COLD PRISON!!! BRING IN THE PROTOMANTISES!! (The large Protomantises appeared and surrounded the heroes)... Now you've got 10 seconds to explain who you are before I turn you into shredded cheese, you little squishies! 1, 2, skip a few, 10-
  • Twilight: OKAY, WE'LL TALK!!! Just... Just... Discord, I'm starting to get tired of having Pinkie's voice, please switch them back!
  • Dr. Nefarious: No, no, it's funnier for you to keep them.
  • Rainbow Dash: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS BEFORE I- (Tries to fly, but her broken wing prevents her from doing so)
  • Sunset: Rainbow, just drop it, your wing is broken, remember?
  • Rainbow Dash: THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!! Damn alternate time Dark Dragon!
  • Dr. Nefarious: 'Alternate Time'? Wait a minute.... That would imply.... YOU'RE FROM AN ALTERNATE REALITY?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: YEAH! Wasn't it dead-center obvious!? And we seen some fucked up alternate timeline shit bro, no thanks to Fem Fatala! The leage conguring everything, then the Scougre conguring everything! And now you dorks! Though granted at least you guys are alot cleaner then the last two. BUT STILL!? What've you done to Equestria?!?
  • Dr. Nefarious: Oh, I've certainly done plenty to this place you call home! And it all dates back to that happy little accident in the Pride Lands. Lawrence, show them!
  • Lawrence: Of course, sir. (Presses a button, but then a hologram of Dr. Nefarious appears)
  • Dr. Nefarious Hologram: You know the funniest things about organic lifeforms? Sometimes, they like to eat their own waste, like fish and dogs! Knew a guy on this video who drunk a whole gallon of urine once. Sad that the guy ended up dying days later of nitrogen poisoning, but that was the funniest part of it! (Laughs)
  • Dr. Nefarious: URRRGGGHHH!! (Slaps Lawrence) LAWREEEEEEENNNNNNCCEE!!!
  • Lawrence: Oh, dear, that was your audition for Supervillain Standup on the Villains Channel, wasn't it? Oh, my mistake sir. Dreadfully sorry.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs with teary-eyes and laughs)
  • Dr. Nefarious: SHUT UP BEFORE YOU GET A LASER BOLT UP YOUR ASS!!
  • Lawrence: Here's the real deal! (Turns on the device as it displays the flashback)

Flashback

  • (Dr. Nefarious): "When former independent usurpers ended up failing their conspiracty cause of being magicly made to watch a fight instead by an anthro-bat woman, they were exsiled to the Elephant Graveyard to never be seen again."
  • (Spike): "Well, yeah, but, what does THAT have to do with Team Nefarious? Scar and Plankton eventally became villain leagers."
  • (Dr. Nefarious): "Let me explain on that and then you'll learn. You see, the leage eventally does recrut those guys like you said and eventally tried to do an invadion. However, thanks to a kind-hearted sponge, the Hyenas betrayed the leagers! With the Villain League caught off-guard, we were able to sneak away the Darkspawn medallion from their worthless leader and destroyed it before he could use it to release my 'brother' Malefor, and have his abominations kill him, and that was when we ended up with the opportunity to use the Boundary Generator we acquired to successfully blackmail the rest of the Villain League into forsaking him, and instead looking up to US! Until then, I became the leader. I gave them something bigger. I promised them they would gain the power to release the Darkspawn MY way if they did as I said. They got me the Key to the Boundary Generator, and then... I KILLED THOSE SQUISHIES!! (The Protomantises shot down all the Villain Leaguers when they were distracted) As barbaric as it was, I only ended up doing it cause the promise I made could risk Malefor being freed, and that would sevrely interfear with my plans, so, trust me, it was out of self-preservation. It was otherwise a pity and a shame to waste perfectly good villains. But a good genius, makes sacrivices. I since became the new despot of the UUniverses. I gained all their power and technology, destroyed all Darkspawn artifacts, and I created myself a technocratic empire where only robots were the dominant sentience.
  • (Twilight): What about the rest of Team Nefarious?
  • (Nefarious): They're all androids now! They look organic on the outside, but on the inside it's a whole new story. And you know what, they loved it!
  • (Rainbow Dash):... Seriously? They actually wanted to become robots?
  • (Dr. Nefarious): Ok, I'll admit, they were hesitent at first, but that was mainly their squishie side making them back away from true potianional. So I was forced to be more... (The Nefarious Troopers prevented the scared organic members from leaving).... Insistent. But once it was completed, that fear they had, changed epicly. My idea was that an android composition would give them immortality. Squishies were only limited to up to 100 years, give or take depending on speices, race, mortality and health, and died. Machinery doesn't get weak! It lives forever!
  • (Spike): ".... Seriously dude? You basicly tecnecally killed people, even your own friends, out of death anixty?"
  • (Dr. Nefarious): Why do you think I HATED biology, and liked being a robot? Ever since I was told as a child that everybody dies within a few years, I wanted to fix it, and the only way to do that... WAS TO BE INORGANIC MACHINERY!! And thus, my speech won everybody over... Give or take some dictator-like force! Now most of the UUniverses' population are biomechanical androids. Squshies were from then on slowly but surely going extinct! Everybody lives as long as they want, and truely dies only when being deleted! Organic lifeforms who refused to cooperate, EVEN UNDER EXTREME THREAT OF FORCE, are merely slaves whom I usually throw into sulfur mines until they die of exhaustion, and I just resurrect them as androids. There was only one force that dared stand against me. And that was the-
  • (Applejack): The Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters?
  • (Dr. Nefarious):... Yes. And DAMN, did they have a battle for us. My mortal enemies, Ratchet and Clank, have become the Commanders-in-Chief of this new resistance force, and they rounded up several of my freed slaves to become fighters against my mechanical metropolis! IT WAS UNACCEPTABLE!!! Ratchet and Clank have seemed to evolve greatly since they last defeated me for my plans with the Great Clock. That Lombax seemed to become as smart as his robotic compatriot for one reason or another, and Clank... Why... Clank... He evolved into becoming the Freedom Fighter's artificial intelligence since he was previously destroyed by my forces. Though that didn't stop him from playing backpack to that miserable rodent! He became an Iron-Man-style combat suit for the guy. (Ratchet was seen flying with his hoverboots in an impressive high-tech armor with an eye in the middle of the torso similar to one of Clank's eyes, and wielding a familiar double-edged wrench staff)
  • Ratchet: Alright, Clank, hang on, things are going to get rugged!
  • Clank: (As the AI suit) I'll be giving you all the defenses you'll need, then!
  • Ratchet: ALRIGHT, FREEDOM FIGHTERS! Time to let some slaves go! (They charged into some forces that included Talwyn, Cronk, Zephyr, Kirby, Qwark, Star Command, the OWCA, and several others which rarely included some Lodger members as they fought against Nefarious' forces)
  • (Dr. Nefarious): He has grown up rather well since his time with that elder Azimuth, and he seems to wield his Praetorian Omniwrench like a machine! Reminds me too much of him! Anyway, he has been thwarting my master plans for the UUniverses and freeing millions of squishies from assimilation for as long as 6 years! Even I can't seem to defeat him. But he still couldn't save everyone from being forced into androids! I was still the despot of this world regardless. Squishies were now under my control! Robots rule above all else!

Present

  • Dr. Nefarious: But quite recently, I have finally captured a target that the Freedom Fighters have been protecting for a long time: Kairi! Now, she can finally become my queen! And starting tomorrow, we're going to be engaged, and she'll be turned into a robot like me! THIS WORLD IS MY BITCH, AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE!! (Cackles until he glitches again as 'Mr. Roboto' by Styx plays until Lawrence slaps him and he continues cackling)
  • Discord desided to reverse his changes on the ponies, a sign that things are gonna be taken seriously.
  • Twilight: "Well since you had some exspearience with time travel, then you should easily believe that we are not of this timeline. We're from a timeline where-"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Let me take an extremely wild guess! You're from a timeline where my success, or that of the timelines previously mentioned of the leage still being alive and/or the one where the Fang Empire never fell into obscurity and disbaned, never happened! That this is solely because of the mentioned Anthro-Bat woman, "Fem Fatala". By all means, I bare no love for that squishie, and not just for refusing assimulation AND for not sharing that cool Paradox free spell she has! She's just as much an enemy to my empire as Rachet and the fools! But at the same time-"
  • Discord: "My turn to take an EXTREMELY wild guess: YOU LIKED THE FUTURE THIS WAY!? Trust me, it's NOT the first time we heard it?! Alternate Timeline Mang said it, Alternate Timeline Dark Dragon said it, you said it, another alternate timeline villain will have said it, WE GET IT?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "...... Holy shit, you guys really get around. Well, reguardless, I'm afraid unlike your escape from those timelines, (Nefarious Troopers began to surround the main group) You might not have such an easy escape."
  • Blueblood: "And don't DARE think, (Magicly disables the magic user with a consintraction spell) Magic will be a true assistence to you!?"
  • Discord: "YOU EVEN MANAGED TO DISABLE MY MAGIC?! HOW?! NO NORMAL UNICORN, OR EVEN ALICORN, CAN DO THAT?!"
  • Blueblood: "Well, like the Good Doctor said. The Team Nefarious members, (magicly rips off his organic face to reveil an Ultron/Terminator like face and has a vastly more robotic, darker voice), Are, no, longer, normal."
  • Rarity: "WHA-HA-HA?! I ACTSELLY LIKED YOU BETTER WITH THE ORGANIC FACE ON!?"
  • Fluttershy stared horrendusly at the face and looked trumatised!
  • Spike: "..... Hello Nightmare fuel."
  • Discord: "And it appears I won't be able to sleep alone after this."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "So ask yourselves..... Who can save you now?"
  • ???: "The answer's about to punch you across the stage, Nefarious!?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "HOLY SHIT, NOT AGAI- (An electrical blast appeared and fried all the Nefarious troopers, and a familiar kind of grenade was thrown into Nefarious' face, and something fast punched him straight through the wall again, and he came out with another scar on the other eye as the eye drooped, and while the exploudion accured, Blueblood lost his consintration and the magic of the magic users gets restored!)... (Climbing out of the hole) AHHH, PERFECT!! Now my other eye is scarred! AND ON TOP OF THAT, THAT WAS CLEARLY NOT A PUNCH!? (Ratchet in his Clank AI suit appeared once again wielding Azimuth's Omniwrench)"
  • Mane Heroes: RATCHET! CLANK!
  • Dr. Nefarious: YOU LITTLE WRETCHED FOOLS!! NOW I'LL HAVE A HARD TIME SEEING!!
  • Clank: Consider it an eye for an eye for what you did to me, Nefarious.
  • Sunset: Okay, who's Ratchet and Clank now?
  • Rainbow Dash: We'll tell you later.
  • Ratchet: Yes, that's me and the AI in my new trillium alloy armor. Only now it's COMMANDER Ratchet and Clank. And don't worry, everyone! Me and my comrades have heard everything! (The main Freedom-Fighting members appeared with Ratchet and Clank-style blasters or their own weapons)
  • Buzz: We've got you right where we want you, Nefarious! Surrender those helpless ponies, and nobody gets hurt!
  • Dr. Nefarious:... RAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTCHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (He glitches again as 'Hooked on a Feeling' by Blue Suede played)
  • Qwark:... Oh, I LOVE this song! (Singing along) Hooked on a feeling...I'm high on believing...that you're in love with meeeeeeeee...rich and sweet as candy-
  • Dr. Nefarious: (Lawrence slaps him)... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! ANNIHILATE THEM, YOU FOOLS!! (Ratchet took multiple blasts from the Nefarious troopers, and Ratchet retaliated with another blast from the Praetorian Omniwrench, which bounces across several Nefarious Troopers like pinball)
  • Ratchet: Come with us! We'll escort you back to the Map where you came from so you can fix this! (They left as the rest of the Freedom Fighters fended off the Nefarious Troopers)
  • Dr. Nefarious: THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!! LAWRENCE, SEND IN THE VX-99!!! THAT THING WILL FINISH THEM OFF FOR GOOD!!
  • Lawrence: You sure that it won't cause too much damage that will cost us a few bolts?
  • Nefarious: We practically own the banking system, anyway, so we can just go nuts and bolts as much as we want!
  • Lawrence: Good one, sir.
  • Dr. Nefarious: I know, just release the VX-99!

Back in Canterlot Castle

  • Sunset:... I've... Never actually met the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters in our reality before.
  • Clank: Well, we formed the Freedom Fighters when Nefarious came back to life after we... Accidentally... Killed him when defending the Great Clock. If you don't know, it's a device in our worlds which was built because it's space-time continuum needed a repair after excessive misuse of time-travel. Nefarious wanted to use it as a time machine unaware of the consequences. And...we had another obstacle in the form of the original owner of the Omniwrench Ratchet is wielding right now.
  • Ratchet: I'd rather not talk about that. What's important is that we get you back on track! Let's hope my wife and the others can fend off Nefarious' forces.
  • Applejack: Wait, wife?
  • Rainbow Dash:... I think... Ratchet and Talwyn are married in this reality.
  • Ratchet: Again, no time to talk about it. We just- (A tremor was felt as they looked out the window to see a familiar colossal machine)... Not another VX-99! It was hard enough when me and Azimuth fought this thing!
  • Clank: Don't worry, Ratchet, I'm certain we can help these heroes reach the Map before it can get to us.
  • Ratchet: I HOPE SO! AGAIN, IT'S THE SIZE OF A BUILDING!!
  • (Talwyn): Ratchet, come in! Nefarious has unleashed a VX-99 meant to get to you!
  • Clank: We already know, Talwyn. We can handle it.
  • (Talwyn): I hope so. I don't think I can bare to lose you like we lost Cronk and Zephyr before. Especially since we've been married for 10 months.
  • Ratchet: Oh, don't sweat it! We can deal with this. We're almost there! (They reached the Map, and find Blueblood, still with his intimidating android face, has already surrounded it with Protomantises cocking their minigun cannons)... Oh, boy!
  • Blueblood: You're not going anywhere, inferiors!
  • Rarity: (Shivers) That is going to risk me to reestablish a hate for Blueblood that I originally had lost since The REAL Best Night Ever.
  • Spike: As if the robotic apocalypse with Dark Dragon wasn't bad enough!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs) I wish I could fly and kick their mechanical asses right now!
  • Blueblood: Would you like to become an android? Your wing can be repaired quicker than a healing organic wing.
  • Rainbow Dash: I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE AN ANDROID, THANK YOU!!
  • Blueblood: If you wish to die, then it shall be granted! Kill them! (The Protomantises prepared to fire until Ratchet threw a pink variant of Azimuth's grenades, and it put up a holo-shield that blocked the gunfire)
  • Clank: Oh, yeah, we're da men!
  • Ratchet: Get behind me! (The VX-99 outside blasted the wall open, scaring the heroes off their feet/hooves)... WAY behind me! (Gets up on the Omniwrench)
  • The other Freedom Fighters arrived and shot down the Protomantises, and left the map wide open.
  • Blueblood: "You are fools if you think I would not keep you all from-"
  • Buzz shot Blueblood straight near the heart and severely damaged him as he came crashing down!
  • Mira: What do we do about the VX-99, Commander Ratchet?
  • Ratchet: We've took on plenty of them before, and we'll do it again, or die trying! We don't need to protect them any longer. They'll take care of the rest.
  • Twilight:... Thank you for rescuing us, Ratchet.
  • Ratchet: Don't mention it. Now go!
  • Twilight: (Opened the time wormhole as they got sucked through as Ratchet and the others continued to fight off the VX-99)
  • Blueblood: "Oh that, is gonna lead, to some VERY, unpleasent implacations."

Past Pride Lands

  • Twilight: (They came out, and Twilight reacted quick again and put up a shield to protect them from Fem's incoming attack)
  • Fem: (Giggles) Persistent, I see! Starlight, take care of them!
  • Starlight: (They prepared to fight until Twilight teleported them all to a far-enough place)
  • Twilight: THERE! Now that last trick you did won't work! We're going to stop you right here, right now!
  • Fem Fatala: "Not a bad stragity.... If you were a pre-shcooler. It just means I can't be, direct with the change."
  • Fem casted a spell that caused something to happen!
  • Twilight: "What, did, you, DO?!"
  • Fem Fatala: "Give it some time."
  • Suddenly, the Hyenas and Dennis are seen running away looking scared!
  • The pebbles are seen shaking as the heroes looked to see that the stampede was heading torwords them instead.
  • Fem Fatala grabbed Starlight and flew high enough out of reach!
  • Twilight used her magic to raise the group away from the stampede!
  • Fem Fatala: "Nothing like making Wildebeasts 100% more aggresive torwords hyenas and hitmen to cause a usurper's plans to backfire."
  • Discord: "Two can play at this game! I'll make them scared of the Hyenas and Denny boy again!? (Snaps, and nothing happens, even after more snaps)"
  • Fem: (Giggles) My magic spells are now irreversible even to all of you.
  • Twilight: What the hell is this supposed to accomplish, Fem? You'll jeopardize your own reputation as well doing this. Bringing in the other villain teams is a really bad move.
  • Fem: (Giggles) You couldn't be more wrong, baby!
  • Twilight: Do NOT call me 'baby', you perverted lesbian!
  • Fem: This can only happen so many times that you'll be exhausted and be captured by the next villain team.
  • Sunset: Are you kidding? I think we've already seen all the villain teams. What else could there be?
  • Fem: Prepare to be surprised, bacon-hair! (The time wormhole sucks them back)... You're doing just fine, Starlight.
  • Starlight:... (Sighs, and watches as Mufasa, Scar, and the others confronted each other and lead to Scar's arrest)
  • Spongebob: "..... I can't help but to feel this is gonna lead to some very bad implacations..... I also can't help but to feel this has been said more then once already."

Chapter 8: A Villains Act Future/Things Get Annoyingly Repetitive

New Present of the Canterlot Castle

  • The gang landed back on the still futureised map, but it looks far more advanced then Nefarious' verson.
  • The room also looks both as futuristic as the Nefarious future, but looks as dark as the Leage and Scougre Future.
  • Discord: ".... Gees. It's like all three of the bad futures we seen so far had a one-night stand three-way with eachother and created this. A clean futuristic setting, yet it has a errie red sky, and Canterlot castle STILL the oppiste of what it once was."
  • Spike: "Ok, did we end up with a future where they all desided to become friends and ruled the universes togather?"
  • Golden Oak appeared, as she looks distressed and depressed.
  • Golden Oak: "Your only half-right. But those three are but minor problems compaired to what is really doing this."
  • The group looked to see that everything in Equestia has a simular theme to the last three bad futures, but instead of focusing on Darkspawn, Makuta, or Dr. Nefarious, there was an all too familier focus on a certain AUU symbol.
  • Applejack: "..... Oh please tell me we're not now dealing with them alternate villain folk, right?"
  • ???: "HEY!?"
  • Nuke Munbay and the rest of the VA council are seen.
  • Nuke Munbay: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR COUNCIL ROOM!? I don't even remember that map there! (Gets a closer look).... But it looks nice though.... But I still have to report you lot to Qui!"
  • Discord: "Oh there you go, the same old song and dance again."
  • The Starbots began to surround the group.

What WAS Celestia's throwneroom.

  • The Starbots bring the group in, as the group see a silluette of a seemingly dark, but depressing all too familier figure sitting on the throwne.
  • The figure was finally reveiled to be Qui, not in her Peerdonian Plastic Surgery and dressed like an AUU galactic empress.
  • Nuke: "Your elegance, I found these intruders doing something.... Surprisingly nice to the Council Room. They implanted some sort've really nice looking map we never really had anything like it before and-"
  • Qui: "You may leave us, Nuke. I want to speak with them, myself."
  • Nuke obediently saluted and left.
  • Most of the Starbots left while some of them, espeically intimidating ones, stayed to protect Qui in case of Qui being in danger.
  • Qui: "..... I know, who you all, really are."
  • Spike gulped.
  • Qui: "..... You people, are not of this time. I knew that the minute Nuke just brought you in and had no understanding of what you truely are."
  • Twilight: "Then.... You know that-"
  • Qui: "None of this was meant to be. Yes. My time with Professor Eagle-Beak and eventally Amutt has made me more wiser then I used to."
  • Pinkie: "Eagle-Beak?!"
  • Discord: "Amutt?!"
  • Spike: "But those two weren't with the VA!"
  • Qui: "You mean in your timeline. Where in it, a hero force that originally existed had disbanned the old VA before Eagle-Beak came and caused the Great Secret Founder Revolt."
  • Twilight: "Secret Founder Revolt?"
  • Qui: ".... Let me shed some, tragic, horrorable history....."

Flashback.

  • (Qui): "Thanks to my husband Xerxes' successful capture of a powerful jewel and successful corruption of both it, and it's would-be choosen one, known as "Magnum", he was able to complete his revenge on the Sea Squirl race, and, as it was orginally thought, successfully brought them to extinction. That lead to the Old VA to become unstoppable as we tore down the flawwed Grand Council and surpressed and corraled the Legions of the USRA races to obey us from then on. Conquest of the congurable worlds of the AUU, even ones we previously failed in, has more then became alittle more easier. Even races like the Bullarns, grew to fear and bow to our might. The Old VA finally ruled everything.... But, litterally on the first day of our new rule.... Everything changed. When.... My adoptive father came. A sage creature hybrid named "A griffin" as these universes would call them came, and reveiled, everything."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Villains of the Villains Act, your secret founders, (Rips off Qui's plastic surgery skin and exposed the real Qui) have cheated and lied to you all! Qui was but a victim of their lies from my universes and was obducted by them through her relucent husband Xerxes because their own versons of dragons were too pure to corrupt, even the rouges! Are they turthfully worthy of obedience if they're not even honest to their faverites like Qui!?"
  • VA Villains: "NO!? DEATH TO THE SECRET FOUNDERS?!"
  • (Qui): "As such, the Great Secret Founder Revolt began. We eventally hunted down each of the secret founders and most of them are killed, baring the ones we spared out of either respect or respected well enough. Some we weren't too surprised, most of them are abunch of exsiled or fired politisions, others were different forms of rouges, while one founder was an infamous super-terrorist who has serious twin brother issues, others shocked us, like one of the supposedly former member of the disbaned Grand Council, another an endling Sea Squirl who some claimed had dark plans in the making, and even Matrix's cousin.... We were kind enough to spare him due to being family to one of our best, but he was forced to make up for it by serving community service by having a hand in our next big move: Going after the Head Secret Founder, who was truthfully a rotten human allowed into power who kept the humans from returning. However, to make sure we don't get to enjoy the humans coming back, he cursed himself and the humans into an unremoveable curse of stone. It ended the Secret Founder Revolt, but it started a new war: The Main Race War. The Legion was understandingly mad that we failed to save the humans from the rouge that tecnecally caused their extintion through an unbreakable curse. They came to be beyond reprouch when their sadness drove them to un-ban the Nova-Titan series to create their own private armies of Nova-Titans! Eagle-Beak knew this has to be stopped.... So, he too was forced to introduse drastic measures.... He introduce the VA to a Preistlord from his universes called.... Amutt."
  • An army of the Main Races were slowly advancing torwords Amutt and his family.
  • Amutt: "Defecters of the Scarlet Dragon. Your time of reconing begins."
  • Amutt summons his mummy army and the Scarab Guardian that surprised the army!
  • (Qui): "..... Amutt redused the army into nothing in a matter of seconds..."
  • The Scarab fired at the camera with a flash!
  • (Qui): "Because of Amutt's power, the citizens of the races' main leaders began to protest and revolt that it would be better to submit and surrender. But when the leaders refused, polotisions that served as our insides took the oppertunity to stage a revolt on each leader... All, were violent successes."
  • Enraged Mobs are seen attacking the original leaders while darker replacements revil in their victory.
  • (Qui): "It was cold and barbaric, but it was the only way to quickly end the Main Race War.... But it does not make me feel less awful about everything. From then on, I desided that the Villains Act should only congure worlds to indused true peace and keep the worlds from ever going like that ever again. That was when these UUniverses were next. Eagle-Beak and Amutt helped me cleanse away the dark intentions of the leaders of the villain teams here, and removed their own intentions, and with our combined power, we intrudused every world in existence to true peace, true justice, true equility for all......"

Present.

  • Qui: "..... But still.... I feel empty. As much as our worlds are better off from the cycle as Amutt called it, everything just feels...... Empty. It feels like nothing was meant to be. Then... I got my answer when you appeared.... Tell it to me straight.... Is it true, that there was a much better life for me then, this? Was there, a much better life, at all?"
  • Twilight: ".... More then you truely know."
  • Twilight casted a memory spell on Qui, which momentarly caused alarm on the Starbots, but when they saw Qui wasn't being harmed, they only kept on their guard and prepare for any surprise.
  • Qui began to see what really happened in the proper timeline.
  • When the Memory Spell stopped, Qui was seen slowly crying....
  • Qui: "..... If there's one thing I didn't know about, it's this.... How was this allowed to happen?"
  • Twilight: "A byproduct of Discord's people named Fem Fatala has messed with the past of the lougers and prevented them from being the ones who disbanned the "Old Va" instead of Eagle-Beak. And let's just say... You have much more in commen with Cynder then you think in this time."
  • Qui: ".......... Then.... This can't be real anymore. Go back to that map and make sure that this Fem is stopped and-"
  • Celisus and Narcotic cowerdly ran in!
  • Celisus: "QUI?! EXTREMELY bad news?! The original leaders of the Leage, The Scourge, and Team Nefarious have been usurped by Yarge-outs?! Junjie, Dark Dragon, and a computer chip called "K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E." want to return their teams to their former days!"
  • Qui: "...... Damn!? Celisus, Narcotic, preapre our armies! Keep the Yargers from invading this place! Time-Jumpers, come with me back to the Council Room! You must return to the past at once! Fix, everything! Bring me back what I should've really gotten instead."
  • Rarity: Oh, WHEW! Thank Celestia the Villains Act is more moral than the other three futures we witnessed.
  • Darkness Qui: That's because the Villains Act, as you might've already guessed, goes through a balance between good and evil, because, you know the saying when a villain accomplishes a plan, they start feeling empty? Well, the Villains Act specializes in making sure our plans are simply beneficial through moral means, and that means doing many things such as balancing out fair laws.
  • Rainbow Dash: Which is exactly why Xerxes never smashed Cynder as an egg.
  • Darkness Qui: Indeed. Now come. We must get you back to the Map so you can fix the-
  • ???: OH, I DON'T THINK SO, QUI!! (A massive electrical pulse jolted all the machinery inside the room, and caused a glitchy effect as a familiar face appeared cackling, and Junjie and Dark Dragon appeared in cybernetics of AUU origin armed with AUU firearms, and they came with robotic soldiers)
  • Junjie: We've come WAY too far to stop now! So what if this is all the result of chrono-terrorism? We are so close to claiming your evil empire as our own! And with the assistance of K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E, we're going to bring it to a sabotaging end!
  • Dark Dragon: We'll get to rule our own independent empires with all the places we conquer. The New Villain League, the New Scourge, and the New Team Nefarious will finally have these UUniverses for ourselves. You've RUINED too much of us for us to allow this to happen!
  • Junjie: Especially since Lord Cobra is now reduced to an AI unit of 'Teadr 1' origin or whatever, Dark Dragon here is now an android once having to obey Fang of a simular nature of AI Units, and Doctor Nefarious is now just an AI network.
  • K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E: AND WE SHALL NOT LET YOU AND YOUR VILLAINS LIVE THIS TIME!!
  • Junjie: Kill them! (The robots aimed their massive blasters and fired as Twilight was able to put up a shield to block the attacks)... SWITCH THEM TO QUANTUM ROUNDS!! (They did that as they fired different kinds of ammunition which quickly shattered the shield as the group was teleported away before the bolts could hit them)
  • Dark Dragon: NO!! (The group teleported behind them and ran off) STOP RIGHT THERE!! (The robots fired their blasters at them as they devastated the hallway and K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E was frying all the machinery in the place)
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, no! K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E's tapped into the place's automated network! That's going to fry the power AND bend the security systems to his will!
  • Spike: SECURITY SYSTEM?!? (Several turrets on the ceiling came out and pointed their laser-guiding at the heroes)
  • Rainbow Dash: Aw, crap baskets!
  • Twilight: (Put up a shield and blocked the gunfire, and they teleported off into the Council Room where the map was, only for more turrets to come out and fire at them as they bounced off across the shield)
  • Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear with teary-eyes) ARE WE GONNA DIE?!?
  • Darkness Qui: Not quite! (Unleashes a magic shockwave which destroys the turrets)... Great!... Now hurry up and go fix the past! Also.... Don't worry about me... None of this will exist as the main timeline anyway, once you are done.
  • Twilight: Right! (Opens the time wormhole, but goes through at the exact same time Qui is killed by a barrage of gunfire by Junjie and Dark Dragon' robots)
  • Junjie: HAH! WE KILLED HER! WE FINALLY KILLED HER, AND-... Uh... Where's the Time-Jumpers?
  • Dark Dragon:... I think we may be too late.... And I have a feeling this will lead to very bad implications.

Past Pride Lands

  • A montage of The Main 6, Sunset, Spike and Discord attempting to stop Fem Fatala lead to changes to the past, and each change lead to a different future. One future where Lamistan began his violent piratey conquest, another future where Pred Judu Des and the Sisters leading an army of racist ponies to kill and prosicute mythic beings, another future where Jerky was whipping unsentientised ponies to do labor, another future where Kevin still corpretely ruled a futuristic Equestia, another future where the Skeetraziods rule everything, another future where everything was Las Vegasy and ruled by Latifier, another future where Batula still ruled and bats were everywhere, another future where everyone was a zombie mutant ruled by Hank, another future where everything was being eaten by Jigglodon, even the return of the Sombra Future, the Changeling Future, the Nightmare Moon future, the Tirek future, the Discord future, only with Mayhem and Tyranny this time, the Flim Flam Future, this time where it is reveiled that Dr. Eureka and Black Tie are being incharged of everything, another future where everyone was a heartless and ruled by a heartlessifived Death Coffin, another future where Sombor ruled everything with Sopony by his side, another future where everyone is forced to worship rats like impourent beings by Mon Capitan Le Rat, another future where everything is being taken to darkness by Jing and Ding, with a roaring Heartlessifived Heartless the Night Fury with them, another future is the very apopalictic wasteland itself, this time it was reveiled to be caused by a crying Electross holding the Jewel of Souls, another future where a re-evilised Golden Oak was prosicuting Draconquui, then the futures start getting rediculious, like a future over-run with Pinkie Pie clones, the Universe being ruled by Godly Cutie Mark Crusaders, Angel Bunny being a dangeriously powerful Darkspawn world destroyer, Equestia being invaded by rude parodies and violent story versons of the MLP francise, A future where everything was like "Attack on Titan", another future where it's the pets that are the owners and the ponies are the pets, another future where the Mane 6 were boys, another future Equestia was redused to look like the older generations of MLP, then came the future where Equestia was attacked by a giant Jar Jat Binks!
  • Jar Jar Binks: "ME'SA GET PAYBACK!?"
  • Sunset: "OH COME ON, HOW DID THE FOUNDING OF THE LOUGERS PREVENTED THAT FROM HAPPENING!?"
  • Twilight: "...... OK, THAT'S IT!? IT WENT FROM SINISTER TO JUST CELESTIA DAMN STUPID NOW?!"
  • The Group goes back into the time stream.

In the Time Stream.

  • Twilight: "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!? FUTURE AFTER FUTURE AFTER FUTURE?! IT GETS MADDENING?! FEM KEEPS BEING ON TOP OF US!? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DEFEAT HER?!"
  • ???: "Could I offer some assistence?"
  • Saldaron and Flopson and Jetsom appeared.
  • Saldaron: "I can help you to find the way to stop Fem from causing such a paperwork nightmare on the time stream."
  • Twilight: "We're sorry we can't stop Fem sooner, but she keeps finding ways around many attempts we tried to stop her and-"
  • Saldaron: "The solution to the problem is simple. Boys?"
  • Flopson and Jetsom brought their eyes together and showed a projection of Starlight Glimmer.
  • Discord:... WELL, OBVIOUSLY it would be through her! But, how are we supposed to convince her?
  • Saldaron: I'm confident you can do it. Twilight, you have been capable of talking her out of ruining time before, so you can do it.
  • Fluttershy:... Question? Are there... OTHER paradox proof things out there?
  • Saldaron: Well it depends on the time travel method itself. Sometimes, when it comes to time-travel in fiction, I have to be there to regulate it. When the time travel has to occur, then I make it paradox-proof. But paradox-proof capabilities not in the procession of timelords, according to the Time Council I run, are supposed to be forbidden, which is why I had Golden Oak get rid of it in the first place.
  • Sunset: So... How did Fem get her hands on it again? Wouldn't you want to make it irreversible in situations like this?
  • Saldaron: "That's the problem with Chaos magic I'm afraid. Choas Magic, doesn't play by any rules. It can do what it wants, when it wants. That's a thing even the forces of time itself can do little to stop it."
  • Twilight:... (Sighs) I was afraid of that. Then... If all this is fixed, then how are we going to make sure crap like this doesn't happen again?
  • Saldaron: (Sighs) If only it was THAT easy. Chaos magic is hard to keep from repeating itself. That's the point of chaos magic. It's supposed to be unpredictable. It can sometimes be stopped, but it will always come back.
  • Rainbow Dash: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? WE CAN'T BARE TO DO THIS BULLS*** AGAIN!! We need to make sure this whole thing doesn't occur again. If it were to happen again, there's practically no stopping it.
  • Saldaron: Well, even a paradox can't eliminate that, I'm afraid. Chaos beings like Fem Fatala can produce anything they want.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Then there's only one way to stop her permanently! WE HAVE HER DESTROYED!!!
  • Fluttershy:... Rainbow Dash, is that really a good idea?
  • Rainbow Dash: You heard him, Fluttershy, this is just going to happen again. That automatically means that Fem is too dangerous to be spared! I AM NOT GOING TO DO THIS HORSES*** OVER AND OVER!! The only way to make sure it never happens again is to destroy the source!
  • Applejack: Are you mad, Dash?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: People will understand if we convinced them we had no choice! Next time we see Fem, I'm killing that motherf*****!
  • Discord:... Harsh!
  • Rarity: "Rainbow Dash, I am surprised at you! That sort've nonsense is what I expect someone like Pred Judu Des to say, NOT the element of loyalty!"
  • Applejack: "Rainbow, by all means, I agree that Fem is crossing serious lines, but would we be honestly any better if we just end her life over it like a gang of blood-thristy vengeful outlaws? We'd be worse then some of those alternate future villains if we do that."
  • Spike: "Heck, your almost being as bad about it as Shineflare over Starlight. She practicly did the same thing and we let'd go of it like it was nothing."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I, I-"
  • Fluttershy: "Rainbow, we have to remember that Fem wasn't always a, well, a very tall anthromorthic bat lady with unpredictable powers. She was once a completely normal little bat, but then she was dragged in by the Draconquui brothers and they did things to her that make her this way. In a sense, it's mainly the fault of the magic itself, not inheredly Fem."
  • Pinkie: "Yeah Dashie, I mean, how would you like it if you were the one doing mean things to people because of something out of your control, and because of how mean you were being, everyone would rather for you to... Well. (Mimics a sound of a slice as she moved her leg across her neck)"
  • Rainbow Dash: When have I ever done such s***?
  • Pinkie:... Remember your actions at the Weather Factory concerning Tank?
  • Rainbow Dash:... Oh, right.
  • Twilight: So yeah, you know what the risk of killing Fem will bring. Plus, there was also the time when you were killing people back in that Gary situation because you were given this killing collar. What if Fem was doing this because of something like that? Would that be a good reason to kill her?
  • Rainbow Dash: "....... No... That would actually sound unbelievably shitty."
  • Twilight: "Exactly. I do agree that we need to perimently prevent Fem from being a problem again.... But not through death. The only real threat is choas magic from a long past war."
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... I'm sorry for acting out like that guys.... It's just.... Those bad futures really started to get to me."
  • Sunset: "That's exactly what Fem wanted. For those futures to get to us, so she can use our hopelessness, or even our rage against us to further take Star away from us. You could've ended up doing just that, Rainbow. The best way to beat those who expect us to be extremely mad at them, or lose any sense of hope, is to merely do the oppisite. That way, they would have nothing to use against you."
  • Rainbow Dash: You're right. What the f*** was I thinking?
  • Pinkie: Oh, don't worry about it, it's just another one of your loyalty breakdowns.
  • Discord: So we're gonna have to return Fem back to a bat, huh? But... Wasn't she created billions of years ago during the Chaos Wars? Wouldn't such a thing make her mortal, and... You know... (Magically and rapidly turns old and into a skeleton with hair, and dissolves into ashes)...
  • Sunset: Oh, please, immortality spells like that actually halt the part that makes your body frail. Even after you turn into an adult, your age is just on stasis. When you become mortal again afterwards, you just start aging again, though in a different sense. You'll be, for lack of a better term, stuck in an adult's body at a child's age. You mature but don't grow up.
  • Rarity:... How would you know that?
  • Sunset: Because the Dazzlings were immortal when they had their pendants, and when they were gone, they were still alive. And they were banished when Star Swirl the Bearded was still alive. So they must be a thousand years old, yet still trapped in their 20s.
  • Rainbow Dash:... That sounds WAY better than what I foolishly had in mind.
  • Saldaron: So, I take it you will all have a plan on your next shot at defeating Fem?
  • Twilight: Yes, Saldaron, we do.
  • Discord: Totally. There's been enough chaos beings doing crap like this as it is!
  • Twilight: "But we have to remember that to even get close, we need to prove it to Starlight that even if Fem does make good on her promise, that it is not truely worth it in the end."
  • Spike: How do we do that? The last few times we've tried ended in failure. She's just been manipulated into being too unreasonable. How can we possibly convince her?
  • Twilight: We can do it, Spike. We just need a plan that even Fem won't expect.
  • Saldaron: Chaos beings are difficult to fool. Chaos beings like Discord and Mayhem are easy to fool because they've been left to childishly do what they want for centuries with no sense of morale. Fem, on the other hand, has been released for eons and thus grew up enough to be good at evil. I feel you cannot use the same strategy you used to defeat those two.
  • Discord: Oh, when it comes to evil plans, Fem is no fool! Annoying me a lot during my reign as a chaos-monger takes a LOT of strategy. The bitch would NEVER buy the same underestimation me and my brother did.
  • Spike: "........ Hmm....... Well, Fem would expect us to actselly return to the past so.... Why not just not show up?"
  • Discord: ".... It's a good plan, but it's a 50/50 risk. There's even chances of Fem either being concerned on what happened to us, or just assumed the latest future killed us off."
  • Spike: "Hear me out. We can make Fem concern by not having Sunset come back. Fem herself may not be able to be so easily convinced, but, well.... You all saw how she surprisingly looked apologenic about Starlight being put in the position she was, right? And based on what she unintentionally admited, that Fem does show more feelings to Starlight then just because of being untraditionally attracted to her. It's like she sees abit of herself in Starlight, so it's why she's the faverite out of ther other bad mares."
  • Twilight: "And that would mean..... If Starlight shows concern to what becomes of Sunset, so will Fem."
  • Discord: "Then we need to look like as if we went through a particularity bad future to justify Sunset's absience."
  • Rainbow Dash: So... What do we do with Sunset, then?
  • Twilight:... I think I know just how to do that....

Chapter 9: Starlight vs. Fatala

Past Pride Lands

  • Fem lied in wait to mess up the past once more as it went on as it should.
  • Starlight sat down.
  • Starlight: "..... Aren't you tired of this by now, Fem? Your changing the past to the point that it's getting repetitive."
  • Fem: "Don't get me wrong, it is starting to lose it's luster, but I am solely doing this to make sure Sparky and friends don't ever drive us apart, my dear Starlight, Starbright."
  • Starlight: (Sighs) I just... Feel like... You're going a bit overboard with this whole thing. You're even threatening my sister, Sunset. If you care about me, then you should probably care about my family and friends. They gave me something I've been robbed of my entire life. Sure they're not as good as a girlfriend or boyfriend, but they're just as valuable.
  • Fem:... (Sighs)... I'm sorry, Starlight. As much as I would agree to your claim about your sister, I'm afraid she's just one of those that want to take you away from me, and rob you of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I can get you Sunburst back, and free you of whatever horrible crimes you committed.
  • Starlight: But... At what cost? Do you want to take my sister away from me doing it? I'm starting to think that... Maybe we shouldn't do all this.
  • Fem: (Giggles) That's not very funny, Starry. You're doing a great job.
  • Starlight:... Fem?... Can I ask a question? Have you ever wanted something else other than whatever those three Draconequus brothers did to you? Can you... Tell me the details of what happened before you became this way?
  • Fem:... Well... I suppose that's fair. You see, life before I became this way was... Not exactly the best....

Flashback...

  • (Fem): "Before Draconequua became the land of super insanity would it became as it is now, it was once a mere uninhabited island. I was born to a litter of 5 sisters and two brothers. We were your typical garden verity cave bats. However.... Life as a wild bat was not fun. Two of my siblings were consumed by snakes, another fell to the bottom of the cave and was devoured by those nasty beetles that live in the cave floor. More of my siblings were feasted on by larger birds or even the rare huge insect. I was pretty much the only one who reached adulthood. I became the favered female bat in the flock and, I was gonna have a family of my own.... That is until.... Something began to happen to the island.... It started to become.... Unfamilier." (Fem flew out to find that the island was not as it seemed as it was now a world of chaos. She saw as the Alicorns had battled the Draconequui with their powers and Fem was starting to get caught in the crossfire) I had no idea what was going on, but nothing was the same as it used to. But when I went back to warn the others... (All the bats of the island are seen migrating).... They ended up leaving without me.... Along with any potainional mate.... I lost my only chance of having a family of my own. (Fem shed a tear that hit a pink lemonade river)...I was ever since alone.... Then... Something unexpected occurred. (Some Draconequui ended up capturing her)
  • ??? #1: Whoa! An actual bat!
  • ??? #2: What should we do with her?
  • ??? #3: (Making noises like Rico)
  • ??? #1: I agree. Tyranny specifically asked for a test animal, but just a test animal which has not been affected by his chaos. So... This creature will have to do.
  • Fem: WHAT?!? LET ME GO!! LET ME GO- (She is heard screeching in the Draconequui's POV)
  • ??? #2:... What's it saying?
  • ??? #3: (Makes 'I don't know' mumbles)
  • ??? #1: Whatever, let's just get this thing back to base. (They teleported off with Fem)
  • (Fem): "That, was when the torture started."
  • Fem was seen subugated to many series of magical tortures and several body-altering exspeariences.
  • (Fem): "I never understood why they do this.... That is until....."
  • ??? #3: (Blabbers wildly)
  • ??? #1: Calm down, Maleficence, we'll get this started soon. She'll be an excellent wife for Tyranny.
  • (Fem): I was going through this for the sake of being some tyrant's wife! But then, one of those tormenters did something to me. The crazy one did a nasty little magic trick that would change me forever... But then again....
  •  The three Draconequui magically surrounded Fem under a blinding aura of magic light, which slowly transformed Fem into the purple attractive form she is today.
  • ??? #1: Success! She looks absolutely gorgeous!
  • ??? #3: BOOBIES!!!
  • ??? #2: Maleficence, please, this is just for Tyranny!
  • Fem:... Alright, you guys, do you have any sexy pony ladies? Or at least, any female at all?
  • ??? #1:... What did you say?
  • Fem: What, are you hard of hearing? I said bring on the ladies!
  • ??? #3:... Oops.
  • ??? 2: "Oh shit you cannot be serious."
  • ??? #1:... She's... Gay?
  • Fem: GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

Present

  • Fem: -YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
  • Starlight:... So... THAT'S why you're a lesbian? Because one of the draconquui did something to you?
  • Fem: "Pretty much. Those guys were too afraid of showing me to Tyranny after they found out it was the crazy dude's fault and desided to let me go from then on. I kept in obscurity ever since. I began to collect my bad mares over the years and gave them immortality. They were fun while they lasted, but.... They didn't felt like they match me.... But.... Then..... I discovered you. It was amazing on how you basicly have one hell of a shit-fit over your dear "Sister" ditching you cause of Celly's say-so. I also admired on how we're alike. Life has both given us serious shit and we at first did nothing to deserve it. I ended up becoming immortal and out-lived my family in the flock and, outside of my bad mares..... I was alone..... I didn't had someone who I'll love more then just because they had a nice bod. But then.... There was you. You were not just a looker, but you have magic that's almost an equil to me. You filled the viod that the other bad mares could even barely do. And thanks to this choas magic, I am able to defy many rules and laws, even that of nature! Espeically the rule that I need to have some dude's penis be lodged up by ass to be able to have a child, as do you! But instead.... All I have to do, is make out with you, then soon..... You and I will start a family."
  • Starlight: "...... Is this what all this was about, all this time? You saw me as a potainional to, be a mother for a child? I, have mixed feelings of flattery, amazement, and unadultederated horrorfelt feelings right now. But don't you see? You perfectly understood what it's like to lose a family. Surely, it's not something you would wish onto a lover, reguardless of gender and sexual oriantation. Don't you agree?"
  • Fem looked as if she realsied the hypocritey of what she was doing to Sunset.
  • Fem: ".... Ugh, damn it! Ya would think a by-product of choas monsters would be able to be perfect! Wait, would that defeat the purpose of the whole choatic theme? Ok, how's about this? As soon as the heroes come back, I'll deside to include Sunset into the Fem Dimention as a "Hands-off" Mare. Sounds fair? And trust me, she has come back from bad futures like a dozen times, it's not like the lastest bad future is actselly gonna-" (The heroes arrived in time, this time without Sunset)
  • Starlight: There they are! But... Where's Sunset?
  • Fem:... I don't like the implications of that. (Teleports directly to them)... Alright, you guys... And... Girls... Just don't know how to take a loss, I see? I've already won! Why, I bet even sexy bacon-hair got killed in the last future you saw.
  • Twilight:... She was.
  • Fem: WHAT?!?
  • Discord: Yeah. The poor girl got squished by a giant Jar Jar Binks.
  • Starlight: SHE GOT WHAT?!?
  • Fem: ("Ohhhhhhh, no!")... I...
  • Starlight:... Fem... YOU DID THIS TO HER!!! AND HERE, I WAS FINALLY STARTING TO SYMPATHIZE AND CONVINCE YOU OUT OF THIS!! (The heroes got surprised)
  • Fluttershy:... Oh no!
  • Starlight: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, FEM!! MY SISTER IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!
  • Twilight: Starlight, we-
  • Discord: (Appears tiny in Twilight's ear) Wait, let's see how this plays out.
  • Fem: "Now now now, wait a minute Starlight! She managed to come back in like the last dozen crappy futures and THEN suddenly the Jar Jar Binks one gets her? Don't you find that to be even one bit suspitious?"
  • Starlight: "I...... I...... Well now that you brought it up, that is abit suspitious. She was fine from the many other bad futures and yet one of the really stupid ones get her? That doesn't sound like my sister at all."
  • Fem: "So don't you think that maybe your so called friends are trying to pull a fast one us?"
  • Starlight: "Well, they were the same ones that had Fluttershy actselly pretend to be converted to my side and-"
  • Fem: "So who's to say they didn't ask Sunset to wait in the timestream for some surprise on me in some attempt to break us apart? Does that sound like being real friends to you?"
  • Starlight: "Well considering your trying to prevent the lougers from existing and from getting in your way through a method that dooms the universes or at the least leaves something stupid with it, I can't exactly blame them."
  • Fem: "You don't HAVE to blame them or hate them, by all means, I am not aiming for that, but don't you at least mutually think that's abit dishonest, even if it's for the sake of saving the universes from bad futures?"
  • Starlight: "..... Yeah Twilight, you kinda tried that in a bad time, I was just starting to sympathise with her when I discovered more detail about her being robbed from her family by the choas war and you desided to come here and say that a bad future killed Sunny? Really? Are you guys THAT desperate to stop Fem that you pull the same underhanded tactics she would use?"
  • Twilight: "(Snarled) Thanks alot, Discord?!"
  • Discord: "Oops."
  • Starlight: "Well, explain to me, damn it!? Oh and on top of it, BRING MY SISTER HERE NOW?!"
  • Discord: (Sighs in defeat, snaps, and sends in Sunset)
  • Sunset: Wow, so much for this being a good plan... Starlight, please, we didn't mean any harm! We're just trying to stop you from ruining yourself more than you already have. As truely false that trick was, it did display a very real possability. Have you even thought about what would happened to ME if you continue to do this?
  • Fem: I promised you could be around in the Fem Dimension after this is all over. (Giggles) It seems you have failed again! You can't stop me no matter WHAT you do. Now we're just going to keep doing this until all except Sunset are gone!
  • Rainbow Dash: Starlight, it doesn't have to be like this! Whatever Fem suffered, there's a way to get her out of it. Our Elemental powers can free her from her current form!
  • Sunset: She's right! You can't just keep doing this and hope you'll get somewhere! If you continue to do this, you'll still feel upset. Twilight and her friends gave you something that's been lost to you! Even the Lodgers and Sunburst would want you to stop this. Sunburst has a good life already, and you just want to damage that for whatever lies Fem is telling you what you want! If you truly care for me AND Sunburst, then you'll stop doing this, and stop Fem so we can have her cured of her choatic form!
  • Fem: I LIKE MY FORM THE WAY IT IS, THANK YOU!! I LOVE BEING CHOATIC AND BEING UNPREDICTABLE! And NOPONY is going to take it away from me! Now leave so me and Starlight can- (Starlight blasted her) YAAAHHH!! (Is pushed across the ground as her head gets stuck, and she got it out and spit out the worms and dirt)... Starlight, what was that for?
  • Starlight:... Fem... I think they're right! Sunburst wouldn't have appreciated this. What if, when we accomplish this, not only will I be guilty of ruining the lives of the first pony friends I've had for a long time, but what if Sunburst finds out about our ruse? We'd never be friends anymore, and this whole thing could've been pointless.
  • Fem:... Stary, you have to believe me, I, I am doing all this for you, I-
  • Starlight: I'm sorry, Fem! But you cannot control me any longer. All you can do is fight and lose!
  • Fem:... Stary, please don't make this more difficult for me then it already was my entire life, I-
  • Fem gets blasted again and slamed into a tree!
  • Fem gets up and turns to Starlight, both broken, hurt, and enraged!
  • Fem: ".... I figured you were gonna be hard to tame, Stary, BUT THIS?! You wanna play this hard, Stary?! WE'LL PLAY IT HARD!?"
  • Fem tackled into Starlight and both were flunged towards the Wildebeast Herd as Twilight teleported them away as they hit another part of the ground beating each other up!
  • Discord: "..... Your plan actselly work. Your disguised with a fake-out death plan to actselly have Fem let us talk to Starlight worked like a charm."
  • Twilight giggled.
  • Twilight: "A plan worthy of Fem herself, and she didn't even realise it. Good thing we figured she would point out that Sunset did survived the last bad future encounters and point it out, so, we used her hard to trick nature against her."
  • Sunset: "Your a smart cookie, Sparkle... Now, can we make sure my sister and Fem don't end up changing the past during their fight?"
  • Twilight: Yes, and that would include having to undo everything they destroy, whether it be crushed mountains, killed animals, or even foot/hoof-prints. Even something like that can still radically alter the future.
  • Rarity: How on Earth do we do that? It's not like we can just undo everything- (Twilight casts a spell that allows her to literally rewind the mark on the ground Fem made during Starlight's attack, restoring it to it's original state)... Well... Once again, I am impressed.
  • Twilight: Yes, this is just one of the minor time spells that a few descendants of the followers of Star Swirl created. What you saw was the Interaction Reversal Spell, capable of restoring anything like the simple stepping on a bug to it's original state like it never happened. We'll need this spell to make sure no other alterations occur.
  • Sunset:... I guess that makes sense. Now let's get going, the fight has already started. (They saw that Fem and Starlight have started fighting, scaring the Wildebeasts even more then what the Hyenas and Dennis did in the process.)
  • Fem: (Flies upward, and charges herself up)... Let's see if this big blast is strong enough to DESTROY ALL OF THEM!! (Charges up, but Starlight levitates herself and freezes her in a magic crystal)
  • Starlight: Stop this now, Fem!
  • Fem: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!! (Breaks free of the magic crystal, and charges into Starlight)
  • Starlight: FOOMPH!!
  • Fem: A CRATER WILL WORK JUST AS WELL! AND WE'RE THE ASTEROID! You just won't take the explosion! I did all of this for you and you just-
  • Starlight blasted Fem off!
  • The two resume to fight!
  • Pinkie: (Using her hair like a satellite)... According to the chorus dedicated to this event... We're doing just fine!
  • Applejack: Great! Now let's keep going! We need to make sure the villains' scheme succeeds if we want to restore the past. Ugh, I feel dirty for saying that.
  • Sunset: I hope we can do this without anymore surprises!
  • Fem head-rams into Starlight and pins her against a wall!
  • Fem: "I WAS ONLY TRYING TO PRESERVE OUR RELATIONSHIP!?"
  • Starlight: AND TO DO IT, YOU RUIN MY LIFE EVN MORE?!? THAT'S A MESSED-UP RELATIONSHIP THAT I'D RATHER NOT BE A PART OF!! (Blasts Fem through a massive rock formation, shattering it into a million pieces, and scaring off birds. Then Twilight used the same Interaction Reversal Spell to restore the rock formation and bring the birds back)
  • Fem:... URRRGGGGHHHH!!! LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE THIS!! (Causes a massive earthquake which is thankfully drowned out in the past characters' POV due to the loud wildebeest stampede)
  • Twilight: (Magically creates a small ball of magical energy which quickly seals up the earth)
  • Fem: (Flies towards Twilight until Starlight punched her to the ground, creating a massive crater which she crawled out of and Twilight fixed)... You... Can't defeat me! Starlight... You need this!
  • Starlight: I don't need ANYTHING from you, Fem! You're just the same trouble-maker who manipulated me two times too many, and you have to be stopped!
  • Fem and Starlight fired beams at eachother as they got into a beam lock.
  • Applejack:... What a light show!
  • Sunset: Come on, Starlight, you got it! (Starlight eventally overpowered Fem, and knocked her to the ground weak and unable to get up)
  • Fem:... (Takes deep breaths and fires a weak beam at Starlight who quickly blocked off with a magic shield. She and the other heroes surrounded her)
  • Rainbow Dash: No more batting around, Fem! We've got you right where we want you!
  • Fem:... (Tries to use another attack, but she is too exhausted to even move)... You all think your hot stuff? YOUR NOT?! I'm sure that battle still disrupted even the slightest- (Mufasa was heard screaming)
  • Simba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The word echoes)
  • Fem:... (Starts softly sobbing)... DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!
  • Discord: Oh, sure, cry! Cry like a little bitch! That's all I've wanted to see you do after all the years you've teased me!
  • Rarity: Discord, pardon my French, but PLEASE don't be THAT mean to her. That makes you no better than her.
  • Discord: Hey, I'm just telling her we told her so! Besides, you have a job to do on her, remember?
  • Fem: "..... I can't believe it..... I failed again..... This, cannot, get worse."
  • Starlight: "Your commupence is not done yet, Fem."
  • Starlight reclaims the time spell paper from Fem Fatal and used it to take them all back to the present.

Chapter 10: Fem Fatala is Chaotic No More

The real Future.

  • Fem Fatala began using the page to open a time portal as she takes Starlight close to her and flies into it, as the time portal began to suck up the Mane 6, Sunset, Spike, and Discord!
  • The Time portal closed!
  • Icky: "..... Why do I have this feeling that this is gonna have really bad implacat-"
  • Suddenly, a new time portal opens and brought back The Main 6, Sunset and Starlight who are seen happly hugging each-other, Discord and Spike and a barely standing Fem.
  • Icky: "...... Ok, never mind then."
  • Merlin: "I have the suspition this all lasted far longer then litterally few seconds of our time."
  • Fem: "(Clumsfully flew up into the air) This, is not over yet! I'll find other ways to restore our relationship, Stary, one way or the other!"
  • Fem started to fly away flimsfully!
  • Thunderclap: "Downpour, Coldfront, airial smack-down!" (The Pterosaurs then smacked down the barely-flying Fem to the ground)
  • Fem:... Aren't the stars lovely tonight?
  • Sunset: Enough is enough, Fem! You're not doing anymore harm! You've already done so much to us!
  • SpongeBob:... What exactly did she DO to us?
  • Pinkie: (Very quickly) She constantly ended up stopping Mufasa's death in the Pride Lands, and stopping the Shell Lodge Squad from forming, and it lead to us going into multiple futures, one with the Villain League ruling in a Third Cartoonian War, one with the Scourge Empire Makuta-cizing everything as a resistance lead by Sir Hiss opposed them, one with Team Nefarious winning over the people and turning most of the UUniverses' population into androids and robots with the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters the only ones standing up to him and lead by Ratchet with an Iron-Man-style Clank suit and a double-edged wrench and being married to Talwyn, one where the Villains Act succeeded in the incident with Xerxes XX and leading to several messed up events that lead to Qui grieving in guilt, and many other ones to the point some future started to get stupid, there's even one where the place got invaded by a giant Jar Jar Binks! (Smiles and squees, and the Lodgers were shocked at what they just heard)
  • Lord Shen:... She... Did... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!? (His scream was heard all over Equestria, scaring birds, shaking the world itself, and being heard all over the UUniverses, and also the Alternate UUniverses)
  • Magnum: (Playing poker with the rest of the Heroes Act)... Okay, how many more times must we hear these random screams?
  • Xandy: I've gotten used to it. (Nytrox barks)
  • Lord Shen: (He is seen with overly-blood-shot red eyes)
  • Fem:... (Gulps).
  • Lord Shen:... Kill her!... Kill... Kill that... Kill that bitch! She's gone... She's gone... Far enough! She... Tried to disband... The Lodge... Early! She must not live!
  • Fem:... What's with him?
  • Soothsayer: I think his rage broke again.
  • Lord Shen: I'M NOT IN RAGE!! I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY!! ESPECIALLY YOU, PANDA!!
  • Po: PLEASE leave me out of this!
  • Soothsayer: I got this. (Bites on Shen's robe, which automatically restores his sanity)
  • Lord Shen: HOW DARE YOU?!? THAT IS THE FINEST SILK IN THE PROVINCE!!!
  • Fem:... No hard feelings? (Shen slapped her across the face) OWCH!
  • Lord Shen: HELL NO!! You think I'll forgive you for sabotaging the past? NO! I say we-
  • Mantis: Say 'kill her' again, and we'll put you in the Time Out Chamber again.
  • Lord Shen:... I was gonna say cast her into the icy pits of the Frozen North forever! She'll be free from any interaction, and she'll forever remain undisturbed and will cause no more bulls*** like this again!
  • Twilight:... Actually, Shen, we kinda already have a plan for her.
  • Lord Shen: What?
  • Applejack: "We're gonna blast her with the elements of harmony and turn her back into a normal bat."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Ahh. Another sensiable solution."
  • Fem: "I, am not, going down, without at least, one, final, kiss!"
  • Fem grabs Starlight and gives her a big noisy smooth!
  • Icky: "Dude!"
  • Bubbha: "That has to be the weirdest thing I seen thus far."
  • Saa: "That chick's got issues."
  • Starlight levitates Fem off of her and starts spitting!
  • Starlight: "Ok, I think it's about damn time you go back to being a normal bat, Fem!"
  • Starlight levitates and holds Fem to a perfect still position with Fem struggling to escape!
  • Twilight: Alright, girls, let's get started! (They transformed into their Rainbow Forms)
  • Fem: No! NOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! (The rainbow beams fired at her and they seemingly ended up disintegrating her)...
  • Discord:... WHOA!!!
  • Fluttershy:... Did... Did we kill her?!?
  • Sunset: No, she's sure to be fine. They just restored her back to a straight normal female bat again.
  • Fem:... (She appears back in her normal form again, and she sees everyone is bigger, and she starts screeching and chittering)
  • Discord:... Uh... Why can't we understand her?
  • Starlight: She's a normal animal now, of course.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, I can understand her, but... Well... What she's saying is rather profane.
  • Discord: (Sighs) I'll take care of this. (Snaps, and Fem's chittering turns into speech)
  • Fem:... WITH A MOTHERF****** SWINE!!!
  • Pinkie:... Wow, she really was swearing.
  • Fem:... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL!! I CAN'T FEEL MY LESBIAN SELF ANYMORE!! I LIKED BEING GAY!! ESPECIALLY SINCE THERE IS NO MORE MALE BATS AROUND!!!
  • Boss Wolf:... Is THAT why you are a lesbian?
  • Starlight: No, she was made that way by the Draconequui. You could say that having no male bats around during the Chaos War seemed to be a factor, but it seems like a minor factor that had nothing to do with it.
  • Fem:... (Softly sobs, and then it turns into crying)...
  • Applejack:... (Nudges Fluttershy to comfort her)
  • Fluttershy:... It's... Okay, Fem! You were just lost back then. It's been thousands of years since that time. I'm sure there's more male bats out there. Equestria has recovered fairly well since the Chaos Wars ended.
  • Fem: "Where else am I to go? What about my bad mares and the Fem Dimention?"
  • Discord: "I'll be right on that to fix that dimention and take those bad mares back to Hayfield."
  • Applejack: "You could always moved in with the Vampire Fruit Bats. Cause let's just say, ever since the fiasco with Dr. Fruit Salad and Celery Salad, they have became, "Alot more interested" in other bats. Heck, I once saw them interacting with the normal Equestia Fruit Bats."
  • Fem: "How do I know any of them will accept me? What are even the odds of one of them being single?"
  • Fluttershy: "Vampire Fruit Bats have, a slow mating cycle. Alot of males are single until then."
  • Rarity: "And again, Fruit Salad has proven that they aren't picky about what type of bat you are."
  • Fem: ".... Call me spectical, but.... I'm still uneasy about this."
  • Starlight: "Well as soon as I finished my trial, I'll help you find a suiter that'll accept you no matter what."
  • Fem: "Well, I just don't feel willing to-"
  • Fluttershy: "If it'll help Fem, your welcome to stay at my place until your ready to meet a male."
  • Discord: "..... Oh, boy. This is gonna be awkword from here on out."
  • Twilight: "Well now that this is all settled, it's time to finish our business with Starlight's trial."
  • Glitterhair: "Uh, one issue.... We, kinda can't continue it without Shineflare, who's still in the Banished Realms?"
  • Discord: "Oh do we have to get her out of there?"
  • Celestia: "Yes we do, Discord. Even Shineflare doesn't deserve the Banished Realms."
  • Luna: "I think I should be more worried for the Darkspawn. I, have a feeling that Shineflare's not TRUELY helpless."

Banished Realms.

  • Malefor screams like a wuss as he and the other Darkspawn ran away!
  • Shineflare: "THAT'S RIGHT?! RUN AWAY IN TERROR OF MY ENDLESS RANTS AND PROTESTS, YOU FOUL SPAWNS OF HELL!? YOU HAVE A NEW QUEEN OF THE BANISHED REALMS, AND HER NAME IS SHINE-" (She is sucked through a magic portal)
  • Malefor:... What the devil was THAT?!?

Equestria

  • Shineflare: (She is sent straight back to the courtroom) FLARE?! What the... AW, COME ON, I WAS GOING TO BE THE RULER OF THAT PLACE!!
  • Icky: Deal with it, dips***, only demons and Darkspawn can run that place. What you DO need to worry about is getting the court case done WITHOUT banishing her to Poi-Son for nothing more than an un-meaning insult. Now, are you going to comply, or do we have to get Nightus and Heavenslight in on this?
  • Shineflare:... Well...  F***!

Later.

  • Shineflare: "Well, Starlight, at first, I was reluctent to even do this, but.... Considering that Fem admited to have been malmitulating you into commiting Chrono-terrorisum, it means that, it tecnecally wasn't ENTIRELY your fault. Begrudingly, (sighs almost disappointed).... Your cleared of all charges. Court-Ajorned."
  • Shineflare knocks the judge hammer down.
  • Starlight: (The group cheered as Starlight hugged Sunburst, along with Twilight, Sunset, and Celestia)
  • Sunburst:... I'm... So sorry I left you like this, Starlight. I really am. I promise that, now that I know where you live, I'll come on weekly visits. And... I think it would be a pleasure to invite you to my wedding with Noon.
  • Starlight:... Well... I owe it to you after you helped defend me in this case.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, sure we had to beat some sense into Shineflare when we were forced to reveal that she assisted Fem in the chrono-terrorism, and it took much longer to get the court case over with, but it was all worth it. THIS CALLS FOR A VICTORY PARTY!!
  • Icky: Yeah, when it comes to Shineflare, dealing with courts involving her can take a while.
  • Starlight:... Would you girls like to join me to see Sunburst and Noon's wedding?
  • Pinkie: YOU BET!! I'll plan the decorations and make the cake!
  • Discord: I'm just glad that bitch Fem is no longer a bitch, and is instead a bitch with a straight life!
  • Twilight:... Discord, you're still gonna call her that when she had a justifiable reason for messing with you?
  • Discord: Eh, I prefer to call her that in a more passionate sense.
  • Rainbow Dash: It's still profane, D***-cord!
  • Discord: Oh, I'M profane? How about that pottymouth of yours? I bet you're not even a good influence to Scootaloo with that language.
  • Rainbow Dash: YOU LEAVE SCOOTALOO OUT OF THIS, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL RIP THOSE ANTLERS OFF AND SOW THEM BACK ON UPSIDE DOWN!!
  • Discord: HAH! Joke's on you, I can remove any part of my body. It's magic, bitch!
  • Applejack: Alright, you two, that's just about enough arguin'! What matters now is that Fem won't be causing anymore trouble, and Starlight is free to be our friend again.
  • Icky: "And hopefully we don't have to deal with anymore BS."

Epilogue

The day of the wedding.

  • Starlight: (She was teary-eyed as they were in Ponyville Town Square, and Sunburst and Noon was in wedding attire and)... I'm... I'm so proud of him! (Sniffles, and blows her nose on Rainbow Dash's tail)
  • Rainbow Dash: HEY! (Takes her tail)
  • Pinkie: Well, I guess this handles Starlight's past with Sunburst...aside from the possibility of Sunburst himself actually making a cameo in the next season of MLP.
  • Mayor Mare: Fellow ponies of Ponyville...and great Princesses of Equestria and other alicorns, we are gathered here today to witness these newly-weds in the happiest days of their lives. We should thank Pinkie who helped decorate the place, and bake the wedding cake with the Cakes. I'd also like to thank...Dr. Whooves...from having his perfected flameless fireworks thanks to his new and improved technologies.
  • Dr. Whooves: They may not be useful for a few reasons or another, but they are sure as Tartarus are useful in weddings. I'd also like to thank Derpy for giving me the idea.
  • Derpy: (Giggles and blushes) Don't mention it!
  • Mayor Mare: Years ago, Sunburst has been through a lot of great things after he discovered his true passion. But he left a childhood friend to become troublesome. But thanks to the Lodgers and the Princess of Friendship, Starlight and Sunburst have finally reunited, and Starlight can no longer worry about being troubled herself as a new addition to Princess Twilight's circle of friends. And now, Starlight is finally here to witness her childhood friend's wedding. So...Sunburst, do you take Dawning Noon to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
  • Sunburst: I do.
  • Mayor Mare: And do you, Dawning Noon, take Sunburst to be your lawfully-wedded husband?
  • Dawning Noon: I do.
  • Mayor Mare: Then by the power vested in me, I pronounce this couple mare and stallion! (Starlight cries harder in joy as she blows her nose on Applejack's tail)
  • Applejack: HEY!! (Takes her tail)
  • Patrick: (Cries with SpongeBob, and Sunburst and Noon kissed as the flameless fireworks ignited)
  • Dr. Whooves: HA-HAH! ONCE AGAIN, THE NEW FLAMELESS FIREWORK MODELS WORK LIKE A CHARM!! (Laughs)
  • Starlight:... Well... I guess now I can finally live a peaceful life now that I've been reunited with my friend.
  • Puss: "HEY?! HOW'S ABOUT WE SPICE UP THIS WEDDING WITH A FEISTA!? DONKEY!?"
  • Donkey: "UNO, DOES, THIRES, QUODO?!"
Shrek_2-_Livin_la_vida_loca_(Eddie_Murphy&_Antonio)

Shrek 2- Livin la vida loca (Eddie Murphy& Antonio)

Fin.

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