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Photon-a-Nated is the Season 3A Memorial Day Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After the situation with The Core, Algor invites the Lodgers to join them for Remembrance Day, a Kratosian version of Memorial Day which focuses not just on the fallen military, but also your loved ones. Though they and the Justic Teens are honored to join the Super Ops in this celebration, Aaron is very avoidant of the holiday since accidentally murdering James Photon long ago. Aaron had been accused of something he didn't mean to do that truly was the result of an accident. So Aaron wants nothing to do with Remembrance Day and to only be alone. But problems immediately arise when Commissioner Shadowbane, the police commissioner of Aaron's hometown, has petitioned the people to force Algor to remove Aaron from the Super Ops and be 'rightfully' sent back to Superior Jail. So when Algor refuses and Shadowbane leaves, the Lodgers make it a priority to protect Aaron. However, it turns out that there's another problem arising in the form of Kung-Pow escaping from his people and somehow getting to Kratos. He came to the graveyard and revived James, fusing his body to a large Makuta warrior machine, dubbing it 'Photon-a-Nation', allowing him to get revenge on the Lodgers and take over a whole planet of super-powered beings. But thanks to Aaron showing tributes to his grave, James refused to serve him out of sympathy, not being easily-controlled thanks to psychic blocks, chased Kung-Pow off the graveyard and went to apologize for Aaron. However, his appearance made him a target for the Super Ops and the Lodgers due to the fact he's a corpse-like abomination and because of the Makuta machine he's stuck with, and because several citizens mistook him for a monster, though it wasn't hard to see why the mistake was made. When the Lodgers catch him in Aaron's house, however, they realize it was James. They learn from him that not only was he wanting to help Aaron out before he caused trouble, but the incident that Aaron thought was an accident was actually purposeful, not by Aaron, but by the cops that were holding him down. It turns out they were mind-warped to use their power-augmentation abilities to charge up his powers and make the whole murder look like an accident. And who should do something like that but Commissioner Shadowbane, who not only had the ability of darkness manipulation, but he was apparently one of the surviving Superiors that could develop this power into corrupting and scaring called 'Shadow Superiors'. Shadowbane made Aaron look like a murderer because he hated Light Superiors for the unjust discrimination against his kind for Grotch 'not understanding them' and for 'forsaking his kind' because of having what is arguably one of the most dangerous of Superior superpowers, which Algor justified that it was because Shadow Corruption abilities were too dangerous to leave alone and it would've ended up corrupting not just Shadow Superiors, but all superiors as a whole, leading to many unstoppable disasters. However, it turned out that Shadowbane was in dangerious procession of a dangerious native plant known as the "Negaton Plant", and thanks to the idiotcies of Scratch and Grounder dumping off Mutogen hiddenly in planets as part of Nefarious' list of chores, turning Shadowbane and the plants into Shadow-Vine, only to quickly fall under the control of Kung-Pow, liking the monster he seen. Can the Lodgers and the Justic Teens stop this new terror before Kratos is destroyed?

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(Lyrics) Turn the Lights Off by Tall Hall

(Lyrics) Turn the Lights Off by Tall Hall

Intro (Tall Hall- Turn the Lights Off)

Chapter 1: Remembrance Day

Space of Kratos.

  • The Van was returning to Kratos.
  • Icky: "Wow, what a surprise it was that you actselly had an appearence in an episode after 5 and a half seasons of absince, Gilda."
  • Gilda sighed.
  • Icky: " Okay, what's the matter, Gilds? Didn't you made "canon" amendments to Rainbow and Pinkie?"
  • Gilda: "That's, not what I was sighing for... It's just.... I acted so aggresive back there, because.... There's someone in Equestia that used to live in Griffinstone, that I really didn't wanted to have to deal with again. That's all I want you to know about."
  • Icky: "Was this guy, bad?"
  • Gilda: "That was only, half of the problem.... I, seriously don't wanna talk about it."
  • Lord Shen was mopey as well.
  • Cynder: "Shen, how did your recovery go?"
  • Lord Shen: "Fine, except, I was just painfully zapped by that Jessie girl that the Mafia Allience for some reason asked her to do so! I'm worried that those mobsters seem to have a particular grudge against me! What if they target Kairi next if hurting me physically doesn't satisfy them?"
  • Cynder: "Shen, your over-reacting."
  • Lord Shen: Am I? THE UUNIVERSES ARE CHOCK-FULL OF VILLAINY!!! WITH ALL OF THEM SURROUNDING A HELPLESS YOUNG LADY, I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO HER... OR WORSE!!
  • Cynder: She's only 21, Shen! We've only had her for 5 years, and she's still okay. Sure she was almost killed a few times, including that questionable choice the producer had to try and kill her off because of...reasons...but other than that, she'll be okay. I promise you.
  • Lord Shen:... (Sighs) Sorry. I think those outbursts I've been having lately are starting to make me more over-protective than I usually am.
  • Icky: I think what you were WAS how over-protective you usually were. You pee your pants when she does amazing sky-stunts, for God's sake! She's a grown lady now, and you're smothering her and treating her like a kid.
  • Lord Shen: IS THAT A PROBLEM, SHORTY?!?
  • Icky:... No, of course not!
  • Lord Shen: But in all honesty, the reason why I am so over-protective is because these UUniverses are full of people that want to do God knows what to her. Do you have ANY idea how many times she's been kidnapped?
  • Cynder: Okay, that's DEFINITELY too much over-reacting.
  • Iago: Yeah, besides, this isn't about Kairi. This is about this holiday that Kratos refers to as Remembrance Day.
  • Mr. Dodo: Indeed. (Turns on the info screen in his pilot seat) It says that Remembrance Day is a holiday where Superiors remember the deceased people they cherished greatly, whether military or not.
  • Gilda: So basically, it's Memorial Day for them?
  • Mr. Dodo: No, that's for those who died in the military.
  • Sparx: Really? I thought it was for dead family members.
  • Mr. Dodo: Nope. Though I guess some instances, that is true. But anyway, Algor had invited us to the New Athens Cemetery to honor the loved ones of the Justic Teens and a few others.
  • Icky: Well, I hope it doesn't end up as embarrassing as that Robot Chicken DC sketch where Green Lantern was at a funeral on Earth C and laughed at the Zoo Crew during the funeral.... Where's the cutscene?
  • SpongeBob: I don't think it's allowed since...the producer doesn't want any comic book characters appearing.
  • Icky: Oh... Right.
  • Gilda: Oh, trust me, Ickster, the celebration will be fine. Besides, after the celebration, we can start people-watching like we normally do.
  • Icky: Awesome!
  • Mr. Dodo: Alright, we're entering Kratosian Airspace. We just need to initiate the landing process. (Swivels the van around to avoid combustion in the atmosphere)

New Athens Cemetery

  • Ororo:... Where are they? Filming an episode can't take more than a week.
  • Tyrone: "It's not just that, Ororo. Space is a large area. Even something as fast as their flying van could take awhile. There's also the matter of re-entery and-"
  • Meg: "HEY THERE THEY ARE?!"
  • The Van was seen and it lands.
  • The Lougers came out.
  • Icky: "Sorry we were late. Space traffic was MUR-DER!"
  • Ororo: "Well, it's just great for you guys to had come anyway."
  • Squidward: "So, exactly how's that Jessie girl doing? She's not still being a problem, is she?"
  • Walt: "Exact oppthiste actselly."
  • Meg: "We heard talk that Jessie may be sent to that monastairy place to be with Shamus cause, some people may be alittle, touchy about what Jessie did."
  • Icky: "Well I hope those heroes guys aren't among the dissatisfyers."
  • Tyrone: "They're not. It's mainly their fans though. They felt their heroes were made idiots out of. I think it's generally a good idea for Jessie to go to the place."
  • Icky: "Right as a sunny day, Jimbo."
  • Tane: "WEREHOLDINGAREMEMBERENCEPARTYINTHESUPEROPSBASE?! THEYHAVEFUDGES?! LETSGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!?"
  • Patrick: "OH BOY, FUDGE?! COUNT ME IN!?"

Chapter 2: Aaron's Dilemma and Guilt

Super Ops Base

  • Major Chance was over seeing the agents placing the rememberence day decorations up.
  • Major Chance: "Organised and neat. Just like how my grandfather liked it... Rest his soul ever since that freak gun training accsident... (Shudders), Still gves me chills."
  • Kafka: Oh, Victor! I was wondering when you'd show up. Happy Remembrance Day.
  • Tracker: A day to remember the good times you've had together?
  • Chance: Yeah, me and Kafka had some good times. Remember when I glued Bull-Ben's finger in his nose for hanging Kafka on the flagpole... By the underwear... With motor oil in it... For 2 hours straight?
  • Kafka: (Laughs) It gets to me every time I'm reminded of it.
  • Chance: Too bad we were suspended for 3 days.
  • Kafka: Yeah, but still, it's nice to have a good laugh every once in a while. What about you, Tracker? Have you had any funny moments in your life?
  • Tracker: Not that I can remember. All I can think of is being VERY afraid of old Disney intros.
  • Chance: (Laughs) Seriously? Like what?
  • Tracker: Remember the Walt Disney Home Video one? The one that starts with Mickey coming towards the screen as a tuba was heard? (Shivers) That creeps me out, even after I've gotten used to seeing it. It makes me feel like he's actually stalking me.
  • Kafka: (She and Chance laughed)
  • Tracker: Oh, come on, it's not like YOU guys have been afraid by an ominous intro.
  • Chance: Truth be told, I was. But I learned to get over it by thinking of MONSTER TRUCKS!! YEAH!! WITH THEIR BIG WHEELS AND THEIR... Wait a minute... Where's Aaron?
  • Kafka:... Huh... I could've sworn he was here.

Aaron's room.

  • Aaron: "..... Rememberence day.... Why do you torment me?"

Flashback.

  • Aaron was sturggling against police, trying to blast at a figure, then was able to blast the figure anyway as a scream was heard!

Reality.

  • Aaron groaned after reliving it!
  • Aaron: "IT JUST GETS WORSE!? I HATE MYSELF FOR EVER MAKING THAT STUPID SCAM!? WHY ME?!"
  • Aaron started to cry!
  • Aaron: "WHY ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-HE-HE-HE-HE?!"
  • Aaron was crying loudly!
  • Chance: (He, Kafka, and Tracker appear into the room)... Aaron, there you are. We've been waiting for you for a while. Why didn't you show up?
  • Aaron: Because I'm not going to the celebration.
  • Kafka:... What?
  • Tracker: Wha-why not?
  • Aaron: Because every single Remembrance Day that comes by reminds me of the very crime that I had the stupidity to pull.
  • Tracker: You mean the murder of James Photon?
  • Aaron: ACCIDENTAL murder!... (Sighs) Just thinking about that horrible time makes me feel guilty. You see, my life wasn't as nice as Kafka's....

Flashback

  • (Aaron): When I was young, raised by a light artist father...(His father was seen doing holographic performances creating large holographic dragons and monsters that astonish the audience)...and a chromancer mother...(His mother was seen manipulating the colors all across the stage, creating colorful patterns and displays that surround it, impressing the audience)...I was not the best at school. In fact, I had no control over my powers. I once turned myself invisible for 3 days. Nobody could see me, and my parents thought that I ran away. After that horrible event was cleared up, I decided to go to power camp to try and gain better control of my powers. But the people there were not what I was expecting.
  • Superior Bobcat Drill Sergeant: (To a frightened Superior badger) STAND UP STRAIGHT!! (Punches him, and turns to a Superior Mole with an un-tucked shirt) TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!! (Punches him, then faces a Superior gibbon) STOP BEING SO TALL! (Punches him, then he faces Aaron) DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?!?
  • Aaron: Oh, God, now I'm terribly afraid of you!...(The Drill Sergeant punches him)
  • (Aaron): Everyone in that power camp was CRAZY!! Even the rookies!
  • Aaron: (Laughs at a Superior mouse lemur who was a bit smaller than him) WHAT KIND OF ROOKIE ARE YOU?!? YOU LOOK TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THIS PLACE!! (Laughs until the mouse lemur kicks him in the leg) AOWCH!! (Hops holding his hurt leg) OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!
  • Mouse Lemur: (With manly voice) So being short automatically makes me a child! Is that it, croaker, huh?
  • (Aaron): It made me a bit aggressive as they were. This anger...sort've fueled my energy, and I learned to control my powers much more accurately...give or take a few consistencies. I returned home at age 17 when I was fully-trained.
  • (Kafka): How long have you been in that power camp, exactly?
  • (Aaron): 2 years.
  • (Kafka): Oh...
  • (Aaron): Anyway, while I was now in partially-accurate control of my powers, my aggression had remained. Though I was told by my parents that aggression can spike adrenaline and cause me to lose control of my powers. At first, I thought it was baloney, but I would quickly learn that they were actually correct. Whenever a student picked on me, I immediately attacked them. Getting constantly suspended once or twice a week, I decided I'd had enough, and needed a plan to fix it, despite several people saying that I was making the problem all by myself by reacting. Then I met a very popular student named James Photon. I locked away him and his parents, created holograms of his parents, and created a holographic disguise that made me look exactly like James. I was adored for over a week. (He is seen in his disguise being adored and handled by females) But eventually, my ruse was discovered by a pedestrian, and they alerted authorities.
  • Superior Cop: (Two cops pin down Aaron) Aaron Solaris, you are under arrest for impersonating and kidnapping!
  • Superior Cop #2: You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
  • Aaron: (Looks at James, who looked at him in horror)...(Growl) I WILL MAKE YOU SUPER-UGLY FOR THIS, JAMES!!! (Pushes himself free from the cops grip, but they constantly strain him)
  • Superior Cop #1: FREEZE! URRGH, DO NOT FIGHT US!! STOP IMMEDIATELY!! (They constantly restrain him) STOP RESISTING, OR I'M CALLING FOR BACKUP!!
  • Aaron: LET GO OF ME!! (Pushes the cops away, but they quickly grab him as he tries to fire a laser from his hand) STOP IT!!
  • Superior Cop #2: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, STOP!! (Aaron constantly tries to fire at James as he gets uneasy)
  • (Aaron): Those cops couldn't stop trying to pin me down. I wanted to fire a laser that would only make him too ugly to be popular again. But the brewing adrenaline in my system was amplifying my powers until... (Aaron screams in anger and is finally able to fire the laser at him)
  • James: WAA- (He is hit by the laser) AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH- (He falls to the ground scorched and dead)
  • Aaron:... Uh-oh!
  • Superior Cop #1:... Oh, you are in BIG trouble!
  • Aaron: Officer, please, I didn't mean to- (The cops start beating him down with nightsticks)
  • Superior Cop #2: First-degree murder and resisting arrest will be put in the charges against you! You're going to jail!
  • (Aaron): Nobody would listen to me explain that the 'first-degree murder' was just an accident. Not even the judge. I was thrown in Superior Jail for 7 1/2 years until... Until I was bailed out by Master Algorithm....

Present

  • Aaron: The rest... You know.
  • Tracker:... (Sheds a small tear, then softens up) That is very unfortunate.
  • Aaron: And THAT'S why I don't like celebrating Remembrance Day. I can't spend the entire day without thinking of what I had done that day. I at least give some tributes to the poor soul's grave every week, hoping that James will forgive me for the accidental murder.
  • Kafka: "Based on what you said, Aaron, it was more the fault of a flawed biased system then anything else. I can't believe not even a judge understood your real problem."
  • Aaron: "I should've just put up with not having controlable powers. At least people don't go to jail for powers they can't control."
  • Kafka: "Tecnecally, they do, but for reckless endangerment and it's more for containment reasons then-"
  • Aaron: "GOAH!? Why does the universe hate me!?"
  • Kafka: "A series of galaxies united togather to form a universe can't feel hatred or emotions."
  • Chance: "Kaf, I think when Aaron said that, he meant about why his life went like it did. I think it's better we let Aaron spend his rememberence day, avoiding it. We'll, save you some rememberence cake, Aaron."
  • Aaron: "Whatevs."
  • The Crew left.

Meanwhile.

  • The Lougers, Ororo and friends, and Algor came in.
  • Icky: "Wow, look at this place! Algor, your construction guys really did a bang-up job here."
  • Algor: "It's amazing what gets done within a week, really. Would you like if I give a tour of the place?"
  • Spongebob: "I don't think we had a chance to get a very good look at the Super Ops base ourselves, so, yeah."
  • Sandy: Yeah, I'd like to know where they produce their drones and robots.
  • ???: Well, I am glad you asked. (A prairie dog with a black doctor suit and a red smart-lens on his right eye appeared with Chance) I am Investigative Professor Keith Cynergy. I do some diagnostics work and help with Super Ops science and technology. I am willing to show you how-
  • Chance: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cynergy! That's classified stuff for minors. I don't exactly believe that these guys are an exception.
  • Skipper: CLASSIFIED?!? FROM US?!? WE'RE F*****G HEROES!!!
  • Private: Yeah, feels unfair, doesn't it? (Skipper glares un-amused at him) Sorry.
  • Chance: Even trusted heroes are not permitted to know these secrets. Some heroes in the past have been known to turn evil knowing classified secrets, or in a least-worse case, end up getting captured by a villain and sometimes end up spilling the beans or the villain was a telepath. Nothing against you guys personally, but we try not to take chances. But that doesn't mean that you can't have a tour across this place.
  • Cynergy: (Sighs) Very well, Major. Come with me, Shell Lodgers. I shall show you around. (They leave with him) Oh, one thing though. If you encounter a robot name Phase, don't upset him. He's a Worker Droid with the programming of a combat-oriented Raider Droid.
  • Kolwalski: "That, doesn't sound like a good idea to have a robot like that."
  • Cynergy: "Well, it's kinda an accsident. We don't even know how Phase happened. Major insists that he can still do good though. I, myself... Well, I felt he may eventally become an accsident waiting to happen."
  • Icky: "Well if you feel he's an accsident waiting to happen, then why not dismantle the tincan and put his programming to where it's approbeate? Problem solve."
  • Cynergy: "We would've done so already if... Anyone wasn't already strongly attached to Phase, like, a member of a family. Doing so now after bonding with him so much would feel... Disheartening."
  • Trixie: "Well at the same time, hasn't that robot as he is, ever been some sort of controversey bait?"
  • Cynergy: "Ugh, so far, we only have one complaint from a member of the Kratos Senate, but, that's irrelivent to what we're here for."
  • Sandy: Well, I guess that's something we can look in some other time. So, what has this place got?
  • Cynergy: A LOT! But while I am forbidden to show you any of the secrets of manufacturing our weapons and vehicles, I can show you the chamber where they are created, though only briefly. Follow me....

Super Ops Lab

  • Cynergy: (Appears in a personal lab) This is my personal laboratory. This is where I keep all the blueprints for the weapons and vehicles. Of course, I need to keep it in a locked compartment that I'm prohibited from showing you, but the chamber that I'm showing you can be seen through THIS! (Presses a button and a holographic-red viewscreen reveals a white chamber with loads of robot arms and a large Super Ops Van)
  • Icky: Wow! Your vehicles are made automatically?
  • Cynergy: Yup... And that's all I can show you. (Turns off the viewscreen)
  • Iago: AW, COME ON, WE DIDN'T GET A CLEAR VIEW!!!
  • Cynergy: And let you make out a few details of the process? Against the rules, I'm afraid.
  • Iago:... You know what, I declare this sucking!
  • Icky: Me, too! We're out of here! I think we've seen enough.
  • Mimi: Guys, where are your manners? It would be absolutely rude to walk out on such a nice opportunity.
  • Icky: Why shouldn't we? He just cut off our view of the chamber, and we couldn't even see it for less than 5 seconds!
  • Tigress: Does it really matter? We did get to see it, anyway.
  • Cynergy: Yeah, I mean, rules are rules. We can't just let people go peeking at classified things all willy-nilly. I did say that I would only show it to you briefly.
  • Icky:... (Sighs) Forget it! Let's just take a look at the rest of the place.
  • Cynergy: Would you like to see our vehicle hangar?
  • Kowalski: Well, sure. I mean, provided your boss will allow us to look at it for more than 5 seconds.
  • Cynergy: Well, as heroes, you are permitted to know what our vehicles are capable of. Follow me...

Vehicle Hangar

  • Cynergy: I provided the design of each of most of these vehicles by myself. Including the 3-wheel motorcycles.
  • Sandy: You have 3-wheel motorcycles?
  • Trixie: I remember seeing a commercial for something like that once. I can't seem to remember the name of the product, though.
  • Cynergy: Well, here it is. (Shows them one of the motorcycles) These babies are used for patrolling purposes. Equipped with turbo boosters and some guns that fire highly-explosive rounds, they are powerful enough to halt even the strongest of vehicles. Though we are working to create hoverbike variants of these things for flying Superiors and vehicles and what-not. But we do have a flying vehicle which I'll show you later. Right now, I can show you our main transport vehicles. (Shows them a Super Ops Jeep and a Super Ops Van)
  • Tulio: That van looks like the ones that S.W.A.T uses.
  • Cynergy: Yeah, that's what I based it off of. Each of these vehicles use 6-wheel drive, and are very quick. The jeep is the pinnacle of our vehicles, and can carry up to 6 people....the front and back seats are connected and allow three passengers each. And the van is mainly used for transporting heavily-armed reinforcements, and is armed with some railguns that can deal a high amount of damage to a retreating vehicle. And again, we're still working on some hovering variants. Though our motorcycles are only deployed through THESE! (Shows them several large semi-trucks) Say hello to the Mobile Command Centers.
  • Skipper: Sweet potatoes and gravy! I have GOT to get me one of those some day!
  • Kowalski: Well, I don't think we can be undercover with a vehicle like that, even if it's at an appropriate scale for us. Humans would be like 'Wow, who's driving that thing, animals'?
  • Skipper: Oh... That's right.
  • Icky: Come to think of it, how do you guys drive across New York City traffic on a kid's wheelie without being noticed by pedestrians?
  • Skipper: Simple. We just have a small computer in the driving seat Kowalski devised to keep track of human sight patterns and hide ourselves when they're about to notice.
  • Icky: Oh, gotcha!
  • Cynergy: These vehicles deploy the motorcycles and patrol every sector in the city. And since this isn't the only Super Ops Base on Kratos, there can be up to 5-10 Mobile Command Centers per city. Each MCC contains up to 17 motorcycles for either Raider Droids or Officers to ride, has a robot-deployment vault containing up to 4 dozen drones, and is monitored and driven by mainly Worker Droids.
  • Po: Awesome!
  • Cynergy: Plus, the MCCs even store 10 of these. (Shows them a high-tech glider like the one Tracker rode from last episode)
  • Skipper: Hey, that's the same kind of glider Tracker rode when we saw Algor's introduction to the Super Ops on the news.
  • Cynergy: Yeah. This is our current primary aerial transportation. While the hoverbikes we're working on will be nice, it would be fitting that they don't replace these things. I've rode one of these before I even joined.
  • Sparx: Looks a lot like the Green Goblin's glider.
  • Cynergy: Yeah, that inspired me to make these. They are equipped with railgun cannons and grenade launchers. Though it is pretty difficult to get the hang of riding one of these things.
  • Sandy: Are you kidding? I go moon-boarding every time I go to the Moon. Hell, I've actually tried riding something like that, and it was amazing. Though it did break down the last moment.
  • Cynergy: Now, let's see the last of our vehicles. It's the flying vehicle I talked about before. (Shows them a large V-TOL)
  • Lord Shen: Amazing!
  • Icky: You actually designed a V-TOL?
  • Cynergy: That's right. Really something, isn't she?
  • Patrick: This thing is a girl?...Well, she does look quite cute. (Squidward face-palms himself)
  • Cynergy: It's only an expression, silly! It's equipped with an auto-pilot system, and it's armed with missile launchers and energy cannons which fire electro-beams.
  • Sandy: Nice.
  • Cynergy: Well, it looks like we might not have time to view the rest of the place before the celebration, so it's best we get ready.
  • Icky: "I still feel like we've been gipped. We just saved this place twice, I think we're worthy enough to know personal info here. Just saying."
  • Spyro: "Icky, it's probuly for the best we don't know too much. We have enemies that would love to get their hands on those secrets. It's nothing against us."
  • Icky: "And why would any of our foes care about futuristic tec made by super-powered beings and the ability to make stuff in a millasecond and......? I just answered my own question."

Aaron's room.

  • Aaron: "Hum.... Well, at least, I'm far away from my past and stuff. It's not like it'll just come here and-"
  • Aaron looks out a window and sees hoving police vhitcles heading for the Super Ops base.
  • Aaron: "GAHHHHHH!? OH NO?! IT'S.... HIM!?"

Chapter 3: Commissioner Shadowbane

Outside Super Ops base.

  • The Crusers land on the ground, as several uniformed and armored cops come out.
  • A Female Anaconda cop with a Parakeet assisstent came out.
  • Parakeet: "All troopers pay attention, Chief Jawsereen is present."
  • The Cops saluted.
  • Anaconda (Chief Jawsereen): "Thank you, LT. Squacks."
  • Lt. Squacks saluted while whisling.
  • Chief Jawsereen: "Cops of New Thebes, our honorable, unfailable, Commissioner, has arrived."

This music played as the New Thebes cops busted in, ransack the place, until they capture a cowerdly Aaron, drag him across the floor, and toss him across a room, where he meets with the boots of a dark leader.

06 - March Of Farquuad

06 - March Of Farquuad

Aaron looks up to see A badger commissioner with a afican ghost mantis sectratary.
  • Aaron: "(Gulp).... Why, Commissioner Shadowbane, I didn't know you were visiting for Rememberence day."
  • Chief Jawsereen: "SHUT IT FROG?! You were not permitted to speak?!"
  • Commissioner Shadowbane: "Now, now, Jawsereen, there's no need for... Un-nessersary aggresion... Even if it's to lowlives like him...."
  • Chief Jawsereen hissed.
  • Commissioner Shadowbane: "Now, Aaron Solaris.... I'm, painfully, well aware of Algor's, ill-fated releasement of you, and involvement in his, questionable quest to make Kratos a super continent planet. I am aware of him still keeping you reguardless of certain events.... More so then the recent.... But what drives me up the wall, is the fact, that a worthless, gutless, spineless, cowerdly murderor, got included, into Grotch's brainchild, that is the Super Ops!? THE, SUPER OPS?! That is like, hiring a blood relitive of a known fox killer into the police force?! And by the way, I once read something about that.... It was not pretty."
  • Aaron: "Algor is not gonna let you arrest me based on something I was already tried for!"
  • Commissioner Shadowbane: "Oh, he will after I showed him, (Holds up a clipboard that the mantis gave him) this petition. I went around New Thebes and beyond, to convince people to petition against the desidion to let a convicted murderor join the Super Ops! Pretty much, the entire planet, petitioned this. Algor would have to be a fool, to ignor the entire planet?!"
  • Aaron: "He bailed me out legally, Shadowbane. The money he paid quilifives as a repaid dept to socity!"
  • Commissioner Shadowbane: "But it's not TRUE justice, frog.... True justice, would be you rotting in prison for the rest of your miserable life, where the closet you'll ever exspearience sex, is a homo-turned violater who you'll soon enough start calling "Sweet Daddy"!? And when in the showers, punk? Don't drop the soap. Chief Jawsereen, Lt. Squack, book'im." (The two placed anti-power cuffs on Aaron)
  • Aaron: THIS IS NOT FAIR!!
  • Shadowbane: Tsk tsk tsk, too bad, life's not fair. You're going back to jail whether you like it or not.
  • ???: COMMISSIONER SHADOWBANE?!? (Major Chance and Kafka arrive)
  • Chance: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!? YOU CAN'T COME BARGING INTO MY BUILDING AND ATTEMPT TO ARREST SOMEONE WITHOUT CONSENT OF ALGOR!! What gives you the right to come in here and do this?
  • Shadowbane: This is none of your business, Chance! Leave me to- (Chance gets Kafka to point her gun at him)
  • Chance: This is SO my business, asshole! I want answers, and I want them now!
  • Shadowbane: Go ahead, shoot me! And risk losing your position as leader of this humble- (Kafka fires the gun and zaps him) YAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAAHH!! (Falls to his knees)
  • Chance: I'm not gonna say this again, either tell me what's going on, or get the hell out of here!
  • Shadowbane: FINE! A petition states that a lot of people want Aaron Solaris arrested for the crimes he committed. INCLUDING THE PARENTS OF THE PERSON HE MURDERED!!
  • Aaron: They would never do that!
  • Shandowbane shows the petition.
  • Shadowbane: "Read'im and weep."
  • Aaron: ""Jonhathan and Alkeena Photon"? But, I thought my parents convinced them that it was an accsident."
  • Shadowbane: "Obviously, they ignored them and know the facts when they see it. And as soon as I show it to Algor, it's back to where you belong, Aaron!?"
  • ???: "Shadowbane?!"
  • Algor was seen coming in and ticked off.
  • Algor: "I, do not, appresiate police brutality in this, or any area, Shadowbane. Aaron's dept was repaided by the will of the Phomiuious Temple and myself. That means you have no more ahurity over him."
  • Shadowbane: "Well, this petition, (shoves the petition in Algor's face) says otherwise! You would be a fool to ignor what the people want, Algor!"
  • Algor grabs it away from a surprised Shadowbane.
  • Algor: "This, "Petition", isn't worth the paper it's wasted on!"
  • Algor uses heat-vision to set the paper on fire as it burns up!
  • Shadowbane: "You, you, you openly ignored the will of the people?!"
  • Algor: "Shadowbane, you had been known to trick people with half-truths and exaggerations! You tricked those people to waste their time to write their names on a fruitless cause! I have insisted that it was an accsident caused by adrenilene, and those two!"
  • Algor points to the same cops from the flashback, a dobermen and a german shepard.
  • Shadowbane: "Algor, Carlson and Heinz were doing their job! Aaron is the one who-"
  • Shadowbane gets hit in the face by Algor's staff!
  • Algor: "SHUT UP!? I tire of your excuses and your twisting of truths! The police of New Thebes should know better then to listen to you! ALL, superiors, should know better then to listen to you! Aaron is staying here, whether you like it or not!"
  • Shadowbane: "(Growled), DO MY TROOPERS HAVE TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!? BECAUSE THEY WILL, WITHOUT HESTITAT-"
  • A green fist punches Shadowbane!
  • Shadowbane: "D'OW?! MY GOD, MY FACE?!"
  • Shrek was seen.
  • Shadowbane: "I did not just got punched by a norm-"
  • Shrek punches him again!
  • Shadowbane: "GAHHH?! THAT FREAKING HURTS, YOU STUPID-"
  • Shrek punches him again!
  • Shadowbane: "GAHHHHH!? PISSSSSSSSSSS?!"
  • Shrek: "Unless ya want me to repeat that, I suggest you and your fancy pants band of clowns get out of here and stay out!"
  • Shadowbane growled as the Lougers began to appear.
  • Mantis Sectratary: "Uh, sir, it might not be a good idea to pick a fight in where there's no winning."
  • Shadowbane: ".... Ugh, I hate it when your right, Banshea. Jaws, Squack, release him."
  • Chief Jawsereen: "What? But, the Photons and all those people are counting on us to-"
  • Shadowbane: "DO AS I COMMAND?!"
  • Voice echos command.
  • Lt. Squack: "(Gulp).... Chief, I think we oughta do what he says."
  • Chef Jawsereen hissed angerly and took off the cuffs.
  • Shadowbane: "Make no mistake, Algor.... That frog will be the death of your career as leader... I'll see to it that it does, when the Senate hears about your carelessness?!"
  • Algor: Is that right? And who's gonna have the audacity to listen to you? Listen, Shadowbane, you've been at this for weeks on end, and it's really starting to get on my nerves. Nobody is gonna care about me denying a false petition.
  • Shadowbane: ("Not unless I mind-warp them to, you self-righteous fool!")
  • Algor: Now, I want you out of this building. And if I even hear that you came back, you will be fired!
  • Shadowbane: (Gasps)... You wouldn't dare!
  • Algor: Don't test me!
  • Shadowbane:... You're a fool, Algor! As soon as the people out there hear that you denied their petition, you'll not be forgiven so easily. I swear, you haven't seen the last of me! Let's go, everyone! (They leave and get back inside their hovercars)
  • SpongeBob:... What if he's right, Algor? What if you DO get in trouble for refusing to submit to a petition?
  • Algor: Who's going to care? Shadowbane may be a very manipulative person, but the people know better then to take him seriously.
  • Lord Shen: I sure hope so. Otherwise, I'll be totally convinced that it's not just the legal system that's corrupt.
  • Kafka: It still doesn't make any sense why police officers, or even a judge, would never want to listen to Aaron's pleas. That's what they're supposed to do in court. If a judge were to just say guilty without letting the defendant speak, he would be fired!
  • Algor: I don't understand that either. They don't seem flawed with other people. All others besides Aaron's were fair. It's like someone was... Mind-warping them or something.
  • Chance: Well, I think we'll have to figure that out later. Right now, we need to get to the New Athens Cemetery and get the celebration started.
  • Kafka: Are you sure you still don't wanna come, Aaron?
  • Aaron: Yes, I'm sure. Besides, with Shadowbane in town, there's a good chance he'll be waiting for the precise moment to capture me and throw me in a cell before you know it.
  • Chance: Well, we'd make sure that wouldn't happen, but if you insist, you can stay here. Alright, everyone, chop-chop! (They leave)
  • Icky: "Don't worry, Solar boy. No badger and his goony friends are gonna hurt you on our watch!"
  • Aaron: "...."
  • Aaron walks away back to his room.

Hover Police crusers.

  • Banshea the mantis: "Sir, maybe it's about time we drop this whole thing. Algor is already getting long suspitious of the police of new thebes conduct and rising complaints of bruality by Light Superiors. For your sake, it's better to just let Aaron be the one who got away. He's never gonna be able to convince anyone otherwise anyway. He legitamently thinks he alone is accsidently respondsable for James Photon's death."
  • Shadowbane: "No Banshea. I am not gonna let him be the one who gets away! Not until I make light superiors know the face of discrimination after what my kind went though during what Grotch did to my kind?!"
  • Banshea: "And, I sympathes with you, really, I do, but, Algor is befriended with the Lougers, they'll find ways to undo any attempted riot you make."
  • Shadowbane: "I work fast enough that not even the most wise of superiors can catch a whiff of my work! I just need to get to the people, and it's all downhill from here."
  • Banshea: "Shadow, I mean it. Drop this while you can, before karma desides to punish you in the most unexpected way possable. It could even cost you your life."
  • Shadowbane: "HA?! Karma?! Such a little fairy tale to scare children to treat people right! There's no such thing as Karma! I have ruined the lifes of a thoundson Light Superiors, and nothing bad EVER happened to me?!"
  • Banshea: "That is because you're just careful, because of me! But there will be a time that not even I can be able to protact you from punishment! I'm the only one in Kratos who knows who you really are, Shadow. And I'm the only one who wants to help you learn to control your powers. You mean too much to me to lose because you finally got reckless."
  • Shadowbane: "RECKLESS?! Banshea please! I am the most beloved commissioner ever! No one ever questions me! You got nothing to worry about."
  • Banshea: "(Sigh), Fine.... If your so confindent in what you are doing, then I won't stop you. But remember what I have said, Shadowbane. Even if you don't believe in Karma, it will make you suffer for it."
  • Shadowbane: "Oh what's gonna happen? That stupid Photon kid raise's back from the dead and somehow manages to convince all of Kratos that everything was my fault? HA!? WHAT'RE THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING!?"

Chapter 4: Photon-a-Nation

New Thebes Graveyard.

  • The Old Snake from the last episode is seen eschourting Kung-Pow from a magical portal created by an amulet The Old Snake was wearing and leads Kung Pow into the graveyard, espeificly, to a tombstone at a hill.
  • Kung-Pow: ""James Photon"? What happened to this basturd?"
  • Old Snake: "A victim of a cruel twist of fate, Kung.... And with your magic, he can become, your ultamate weapon...."
  • Kung-Pow laughs.
  • Kung-Pow: "No need to tell me twice!"
  • Kung-Pow summons forth a broken up Makuta Machine.
  • Kung-Pow: "Hello, my trecherious former commander Kasuta. Get ready to be, fitted."
  • Kung-Pow magicly pulls out the coffin of James Photon, and breaks loose the silluette of a rotting corpse.
  • Kung-Pow: "Stand back, Old Timer. This here fusing spell tends to be exploudsive."
  • Old Snake: How explosive exac- (A small explosion was seen in the distance)... Ow!
  • Kung-Pow: Rise, my glorious creation, rise! (The creation is silhouetted by the dust cloud, and when it cleared, a strange blend between a rabbit and the Makuta was seen)
  • Rabbit-Machine: Uhhgh... What happened?... Wait, am I... AM I ALIVE?!?
  • Kung-Pow: It's okay, Mr. Photon! I have brought you back for a good cause.
  • James: Who the hell are you? What did you... (Sees his body, and gasps)... Wha?... Huh?... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!! WHAT THE F*** DO I LOOK LIKE?!?
  • Kung-Pow: Uh... You don't wanna know. But anyway, I brought you back to life to ensure that we can help you get payback for your murder. You are now, "Photon-A-Nation".
  • James "Photon-A-Nation": Hey I resent that, and secondly... I do not follow what your doing.
  • Kung-Pow: Well, don't you remember? Aaron Solaris? The guy who killed you in cold blood?
  • Photon-A-Nation:... And, why does it matter to you?
  • Kung-Pow: I'm giving you a grand opportunity here, and you're stalling me with questions right now?!
  • Photon-A-Nation: Just tell me what you've resurrected me for, and why Aaron is involved in this? I know him, if not fully and directly, and he's not a bad person.
  • Kung-Pow: Oh, I resurrected you so you can get reve-... Say that again?
  • Photon-A-Nation: I said: "Aaron's not a bad person".
  • Kung-Pow:... WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT A PERSON WHO CLEARLY KILLED YOU?!?
  • Photon-A-Nation: "Firstly, the last thing I heard him say, that he was gonna turn me super-ugly. That doesn't sound like he had intent to kill me, and even then, it was mainly the fault of those cops pushing him too hard. Secondly, when I was in the spirit world, these guys involved with the Shadow Superior cleansing told me that I was a victim of a surviving member of such a superior being allowed into the police force and is malmitulating them to prosicute Light Superiors. 3rd, and not the least by far, for any reason he wronged me, was because he thought that I was just another self-centered, shallow, and vainity-loving popular. I never cared for that stuff at all. Not even the fact that I had shallow parents does that change me, neither did my popular "friends" if I can call them that. And finally, unlike real murderors, he pays tributes to my grave. That's proof he didn't meant for me to be dead. And honestly, if you were trying to make me angry with the whole "Revenge" sceme, then I can already tell that you're not an honest lizard."
  • Kung-Pow: "DRAGON, DRA-GON, YOU STUPID ZOMBIE?!"
  • Kung-Pow aims to corrupt Photon-A-Nation.
  • Old Snake: "I shouldn't try to do that if I were you. From what I looked up, James is a superior that-"
  • Kung-Pow fired the corruption ray, and it tingles around Photon abit, but fading away after awhile.
  • Photon-A-Nation: "(Chuckles), That tickles."
  • Kung-Pow makes a surprised face!
  • Old Snake: "..... He processes a super power that makes him uncorruptable."
  • Kung-Pow: "NOW YOU TELL ME?!"
  • Photon-A-Nation: "Ok, now I think that's obviously time to make you jerks leave this place!"
  • Photon-A-Nation roars loudly, forcing Kung-Pow and The Old Snake to retreat!
  • The roar was echoed around Kratos.
  • Photon-A-Nation: "Hmmpt. Good riddence. Now, to find Aaron, and explain it to everyone that they're all victims of a sham."
  • Photon-A-Nation walks down the graveyard, as Kung-Pow and The Old Snake were hiding.
  • Kung-Pow: ".... What now, ya over-grown hoodless cobra?"
  • Old Snake: "Oh, worry not my friend. You see, I have you reserect James not to have him become your monster, but for him to lure your REAL monster out. He mentioned a "Shadow Superior" hiding in the police force and malmitulating them into doing unjustly acts. James' your ticket to that superior."
  • Kung-Pow: ".... WELL WHY NOT TELLING ME THAT BEFORE?!"
  • Old Snake: "Well, I wanted to test if your powers are capable. And they are. Now, go follow him discreetly, and wait until you see the Shadow Superior reveiled himself. Only then, will the planet be yours, Kung. And you can turn Kratos, into your image... And then, get revenge on the lougers, your idiotic family members, and all of the Chi-Naians who reject you! You'll be, as powerful as when you had that mech awhile ago."
  • Kung-Pow: "(Chackles evily), You convinced me well enough, old one. When I am done conguring this world, I might make you my adviser. We'll dominate the universe togather!"
  • Kung-Pow runs off!
  • Old Snake: "Oh, thank you ever so much.... (Titan's voice) But I already got a sweet deal in the making, buster."
  • The Old Snake laughed in the Titan voice as he vanished into the shadows.

Police Station.

  • Shadowbane: "It is with sheer disgust that I have to say, that Algor ignored my petition to allow the arrest to happen. He, ignored the will, of the entire planet, in favor of a killer!?"
  • The People began to talk concerningly as the press took photos!
  • Reporter 1: "What're your plans to counter that, Commissioner?"
  • Shadowbane: "Simple. I'll try to win the senate over to my side. If there's anyone more powerful then Algor, it's the good members of the Senate. Even if they support Algor's, "deludions", they'll know better then to ignor the people. Friends, we cannot let the murderor of James Photon, go unpunished. We, shall work togather, to bring justice back to Aaron Solaris, and make him wish he was never born!? Are we gonna allow a killer in the Super Ops?!"
  • The People began to shout as the press took more photos!
  • Shadowbane: "THEN LET US MARCH TO THE TEMPLE, AND DEMAND PROGRESS?! DEMAND JUSTICE!? DEMAND, THAT THE EVIL ONE, IS PUNISHED!?"
  • ???: "YEAH, AND I'M LOOKING AT HIM?!"
  • Photon-A-Nation landed center of the press-meeting and freaked everyone out!
  • Superior 1: "(SCREAMS)?! A MONSTER?!"
  • Shadowbane: "(Quietly).... No.... It can't be.... How did this happen?!"
  • Superiors began to freak out and run away!
  • Chief Jawsereen and the rest of the force interspected between Photon-A-Nation and Shadowbane.
  • Photon-A-Nation: "SHADOWBANE, I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO WRONGED ALL THE LIGHT SUPERIORS OF NEW THEBES, INCLUDING ME AND AARON SOLARIS?!"
  • The Police were momentarly confused and looked at eachother.
  • Lt. Squack: "Uh.... What is this thing talking about?"
  • Shadowbane: "Uh, Don't, Don't listen to it!? It's, it's some kind of, uh, zombie-cyborg monster?! It can't be trusted?! Jawsereen, destroy it?!"
  • Chief Jawsereen: "But sir.... He looks so, familier...."
  • Shabowbane: "THAT'S AN ORDER?!"
  • Chief Jawsereen: "...... Men, contain that thing for questioning!?"
  • Photon-A-Nation: "Jawy, wait! It's me, J-"
  • The Police began firing their superior powers as Photon-A-Nation uses light malmitulation to sheild himself!
  • Photon-A-Nation: "Oh, nice one, J.P. Obviously, doing this directly won't work. I need to find someone who will believe me... Aaron, alchourse! I have to get to him!"
  • Photon-A-Nation pushes back the cops, forms a hover board made of pure light, gets on it and rides away from the scene!
  • Chief Jawsereen: ".... (Quietly) That was James' move."
  • Shadowbane: "I WANT THAT THING CAPTURED AT ONCE AND DESTROYED?! IT IS A MENACE TO SOCITY?!"
  • The Police ran off, as Jawsereen became unsure.
  • Lt. Squack: "That thing couldn't've been J.P.... Could it?"
  • Jawsereen: ".... That's what I want to find out. Let's move out, Squack."
  • Banshea was seeing this.
  • Banshea: "........ It has already begun...."

New Athens Cemetery

  • Algor: (The Lodgers, Justic Teens, and Super Ops (except Aaron) are gathered together) Happy Remembrance Day, everyone! It's time that we have the chance to honor all the people that we cherished greatly in the past, including my father. But he's not in this cemetery, he's in the Prometheon Cemetery. But let's at least honor those who died here, including Ororo's grandmother who died in the hands of a discriminative drunk.
  • Ororo's Mother: (To Ororo) It's sad, but kind of strange.
  • Ororo: Tell me about it.... But I still miss her.
  • Algor: There are also those like Kafka's late father who died of the infamous quantumitis. The poor guy's weakened quantonium-fuelling pancreas inflamed and popped like a balloon that day.
  • Kafka: Gross... But still a tragedy.
  • Tane: "Thentherewasmygrandpa!?"
  • Icky: "Let me guess: He died running too fast and splatted into a wall at fatal speeds?"
  • Tane: "No. Cardiacarrest."
  • Tyrone: "Well, I had an uncle who litterally blew up his own brain trying to slove the meaning of life... And ultamately discovered that, the meaning is simply what you make of it. He thought it was something more epic then that and... He couldn't mentally take it."
  • Meg: "I had a great uncle who pushed himself alittle too hard and... He paid heavily for it."
  • Icky: "Oh, I seen that one MAD magizene comic about this strong guy lifting some serious waigthts and failed epicly that gave me a good idea what happened."
  • Walt: "Well, I had an Uncle Toadstool Funguser who died as he lived.... A lazy slob.... He, was also too fat, even for it to be acceptable for walruses and, alot of organs failed."
  • Scarlett: "I had an idiotic daredevil cousin who attempted to jump over an entire mile long field of Power-Negation plants, with only a little tricycle.... I, don't need to further explain what happened afterwords."
  • Spongebob: "He didn't made it, huh?"

Cutaway

  • Scarlett's Cousin: (Powers up the jump on the tricycle with super-speed, and leaps over a large mile-long patch of carnivorous blue-green and purple pod plants which opened their mouths and shines white lights on Scarlett's Cousin, and it stops going fast)... Son of a- (Falls into the patch, and is eaten alive as blood was seen, scaring the audience, and leaving a mother to cover her son's eyes)

Present

  • Scarlett: Yeah, if there's any sure-fire way a Superior daredevil can kill himself, it's using Power-Negation Plants. They're carnivorous beasts that evolved from exposure to quantonium, and became creatures that could be a match for even a Superior due to it's natural ability to nullify a Superior's powers, leaving them defenseless from it's devastating thorny flailing vines, digestive blue saliva, and it's adaptive mind. No Superior has EVER survived an encounter with these creatures through physical combat. You either had to retreat if you could or distract it.
  • Ororo: Scary, isn't it?
  • Algor: Yes. It is a sad thing whenever a Superior loses it's life to those beasts. Even a Superior mouse can drive them in a frenzy.
  • Viper: Has a NON-Superior ever taken it head-on? I mean, like before Shamus' ancestors drove them off for a while?
  • Algor: Well, not that I know of, but if a Power-Negation Plant can overpower a nullified Superior with no powers, then it can take on non-Superiors just fine. That's why some villains have tried to tame these things. But I haven't seen a Superior do such a thing. Those beasts are so feral, they obey nobody.
  • Gloria: Then how was Scarlett's cousin able to get them into his ring?
  • Algor: He didn't planted them, per-say, they were provided by the statium he worked for. It proved to be a fatal controversey baiting mistake. But Power-Negation Plant seeds are so rare because they only breed once an every decade. Not even we Superiors can wait that long. Cause of this fact, villains are less then likely, if at best, are never gonna able to get their hands on those beasts.

Later...

  • Shadowbane: Banshea, this is bad! That monster of a dead guy might spill everything about my plans to the heroes! That's why I'm getting myself some extra security. (Takes out a small bag, and inside there are small bulbous purple seeds)
  • Banshea: (Gasps) Power-Negation Plants?!?
  • Shadowbane: SSSHHH!!!
  • Banshea: But... But, sir, you promised you wouldn't use those! They are far too dangerous!
  • Shadowbane: I've got no choice! I can't let anyone else in my legacy be taken that easily. No Superior or Non-Superior has ever survived an encounter with these creatures. And I'm going to make sure they protect me!
  • Banshea: "They're not exactly easy to tame, you know!"
  • Shadowbane: "I don't need to "TAME" them, Banshea. I just have to make sure they grow at an exact spot that thing is, and let them do the work."
  • Banshea: "What if YOU end up in that spot?"
  • Shadowbane: "Not as long as I remember where I planted these things. And I only forget if I get too angry. And I only get angry when a plan falls apart. Which this won't. Zombies aren't particularly smart anyway."
  • Banshea: "I heard that "zombie" talk. And he said things other then "Brains". That means he was brought back by an advanced form of reserection."
  • Shadowbane: "A zombie's still a zombie, reguardless if it processes a colorful vocaluary or not. And the people will be too afraid of it's uglyness to ever listen to it!"
  • Banshea: "There's gonna be people who WILL know better!"
  • Shadowbane: "Not if we make sure knowing better is IMPOSSABLE! If I can propigansized that thing as a horrorable monster, even the heroes will end up wanting to destroy it! It's fool-proof!"
  • Banshea sighed.
  • Shadowbane: "Oh, come on, I ensure you. I bet ya that already, that undead freak is scaring people and not even trying." (Shadowbane places the seeds in his pocket)

Meanwhile...

  • Superiors were seen running and flying away from Photon-A-Nation.
  • Photon-A-Nation: "(Sigh), If I hadn't already known that I was recently brought back from the dead, I would be heart-broken and questioning why people are afraid of me. I probuly look like a monster."
  • Photon-A-Nation looks at some mirrors of a mirror store.
  • Photon-A-Nation: "GAHHHHHHHH!? THAT'S SUPPOSE TO BE ME!? (Mirrors break apart). I can see why that little lizard was hestient to tell me what I look like. And it's no secret WHY everyone's afraid to be within feet of me! Ugh, I got to find Aaron."
  • Photon-A-Nation finds a newspaper with Aaron's picture on it, and picks it up.
  • Photon-A-Nation: ""Convicted Murderor of James Photon made into member of "formerly" sacred Super Ops in New Athens.". Hmm, in that case, I'm off to New Anthens."
  • Police Crusers surround Photon-A-Nation.
  • The same Dobermen and German Shepard, Carlson and Heins, were among the cops.
  • Carlson (The Dopermin): "DON'T MOVE?!"
  • Heins (German Shepard): "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VIOLATING ZE RULES OF THE ZE LIVING UND ZE DEAD!? YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN DEAD?!"
  • The Cops began firing their powers at Photon-A-Nation, who quickly sheilds himself with Light powers, and expands it to push the cops away, as Photon-A-Nation makes another Light Power Board to make a quick escape!
  • Heins: "CALL IN ZE AIR BOYS?!"
  • Carlson: WE'RE ALL AIR-BOYS, YOU IDIOT!!
  • Heinz: (Growls) JUST GET IN ZE CAR, PIG-DOG!! (They get inside the police hovercar, and drive after Photon)
  • Photon: (Surfs across the air as the hovercars catch up to him) Aw, crap! These guys just don't give up!
  • Carlson: (On megaphone) SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!!
  • Photon: YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT ME!! WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY- (They fire an anti-power net at him, shocking and disabling him) YAAHH!! (Falls to the ground) OOF!
  • Shadowbane: (Arrives from a hovercar) Well, well, look what the cat dragged in!? (Cuffs him) You're under arrest for reckless endangerment, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest!
  • Photon: YEAH, WELL, WHAT WILL THESE GUYS SAY IF I TOLD THEM THAT YOU'RE A SHADOW SUPERIOR?!?
  • Shadowbane: (Uses his mind-control ability to make the cops laugh in disbelief)
  • Photon: What? It's true!
  • Heinz: Oh, ja! And ze Tooth Fairy is real! There vill be no excuses. Not to mention zat you have ze right to remain silent.
  • Photon: I'M SERIOUS, HE'S A SHADOW SUPERIOR!! HE'S THE REAL CRIMINAL HERE!! HE-
  • Carlson: And you just gave us several things to use against you in a court of law... As well as something to tease you with. (Chuckles)
  • Photon: "Oh ya know what? Screw this?!"
  • Photon effortlessly breaks open the cuffs and takes off the net, restoring his powers!
  • Photon: "I should've expected that you clowns wouldn't listen to me! Exspeically not as long as this, corrupter, remains unchallnaged?! I'll find someone who will believe me, and when I do, all of you will beg like the babies you are at Algor's feet to let you all keep your unworthy positions as police!"
  • Photon used his Light Powers to blast the cops and Shadowbane away!
  • Shadowbane slams into a water foundton, as while he wasn't paying attention, water got into the pocket where the seeds were in.
  • Photon made another Light Power Board and got away.
  • Shadowbane: "GRRRRRRRRR?! IDIOTS?! GET IN YOUR CARS AND DON'T LOSE HIM?!"
  • Heins: "But ze net has failed, and ze cuffs! It's like, zhere's something inside of him! Maybe ve should warn Algor-"
  • Shadowbane grabs Heins and chokes him!
  • Shadowbane: "THAT WILL BE AN ACT OF SURRENDER!? WE HAVE TO CAPTURE HIM ON OUR OWN?!"
  • Carlson: "Actselly sir... Uh, we do need some help in this. If not even nets and cuffs can stop him, there's no way we-"
  • Shadowbane smacks Heins into Carlson!
  • Shadowbane: "DO AS I COMMAND AND CHASE HIM!?"
  • Carlson: "Yes, sir... Ow."
  • The Cops returned to their hover cars and resume chase, as unknown to Shadowbane, the seeds were surely but slowly growing.
  • Jawsereen and Squack were hidden and heard everything.
  • Chief Jawsereen: "..... Shadowbane, you.... Basturd?!"

Super Ops base.

  • Aaron was watching TV.
  • Aaron: "Ugh... Not even cartoons can cheer me up."
  • Voice: "We interupt this broadcast to tell you, A HIDIOUS ZOMBIE/CYBORG THING IS LOOSE ON KRATOS AND IS HEADING TO NEW ATHENS?! IT CAME FROM NEW THEBES AND IT HAS EVADED THE POLICE LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING?! WHAT IS THIS MONSTER AND WHAT DOES IT WANT WITH US!?"
  • Aaron: "HOLY SHIT?! I GOT TO WARN THE LOUGERS AND THE TEAM!?"

Celebration.

  • A moble communicater was acting up.
  • Icky answers it.
  • Icky: "Yello."
  • Aaron's voice: "GUYS?! I JUST SAW A BULLITON THAT A ZOMBIE/CYBORG MONSTER IS HEADED TO NEW ANTHENS AND IT CAME FROM NEW THEBES?! THE POLICE ARE FAILING TO STOP IT?! YOU GUYS NEED TO DO SOMETHING!?"
  • Icky: "(Laughs) Hey, Aaron, you got out of your slump quickly. Nothing helps a guy better then a good prank-call. Let us know when ya wanna join the party, Aaron."
  • Icky hangs up before Aaron can say anything.
  • Icky: "Hey guys, I think Aaron is getting better, cause he gave out an awesome prank about a Zombie/Cyborg coming to New Anthens from New Thebes. What a great prank."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Prehistoric one, we once fought legendary keyblade pirates, keyholes in non-disney worlds, a cursed stargate portal, and many other things thought to be mythical and nonsense sounding... Are you, honestly, HONESTLY, gonna doubt a claim about a Cyborg/Zombie coming to a defenceless unprepared city?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, I know pranks when I hear them. And unless I actselly see the Zombie/Cyborg myself, I think Aaron was just fooling with us."
  • Gilda: "Uh, Icky?"
  • Icky: "Yeah Gilds?"
  • Gilda: "Look behind you."
  • Icky turns around and sees a distence chase of Photon and the Police flying through the graveyard!
  • Icky: "..... Ho..... Ly..... Burritos!"
  • Photon was flying circles around the crusers, and made them spin uncontrolably!
  • Some Crusers crashed into the ground, cartoonishly stucked into the area, as some remainers, including Shadowbane's, managed to keep hold!
  • Photon: "Ok, time for me to LOSE YOU CLOWNS?!"
  • Photon forms boxing gloves from his light powers and punches away some crusers, crashing them into comedicly placed areas!
  • Photon punches a hover car with Heins in it to a cat Bar Mitzbah!
  • CRASH!?
  • Heins: "(Comes through, and saw that his cruser has comedically landed on a clown as his arm was extended out with a balloon)..... Ah, dronklestump."
  • Kitten: "Papa, he crashed and injured Kitzah the Yittish Bobcat."
  • Cat Father: "No son! You're a man now, men don't cry! Men get angry! Now punish the idiot who hurt the clown who brought you joy!"
  • Kitten: "Yes papa. (The Kitten gets angry and transforms into a saber-toothed brute and roared!)"
  • Heinz: "WHAT THE DRUNKLESTOMP?!"
  • Hulked out Kittin: "SALOOM?!"
  • Heinz: ".... This is cruely ironic somehow. (He screams German words as the mutated kitten beats him up, and Photon flinched in reaction)"
  • Photon: "Yikes! Also, I didn't know jewish people can be so violent."
  • The Hovercar with Carlson in it was about sneak attacked Photon, until Photon quickly turned around and grabbed, spinned it around and sent it flying straight into a picnicing couple, where it miraculessly only damaged their potato salad!
  • Carlson: "Thank goodness mama taught me to wear seatbelts."
  • Carlson realises that he is the presence of two angry Superior Oxes.
  • Ox Boyfriend: "Oh thanks a lot, dickface! It look my girl's mother 3 days to make that potato salad?! THREE DAYS?!"
  • Ox Girlfriend: "GET READY TO FEEL THE PAIN SHE FELT MAKING THAT THING!?"
  • Carlson: "Wait, I'm a police officer, you wouldn't hurt me! Ya'll be arrested?!"
  • Ox Boyfriend: "Son of a respected senator. Justice System ammunity."
  • Ox Girlfriend: "And I have three uncles, 4 loving step-fathers, and 2 brothers who are police commisioners, judges, AND Senators! Each, will vouch for me!"
  • Carlson: ".... Is this beating gonna at least be, painless?"
  • Oxes: ".... No."
  • Punches and screams are heard as Photon flinthes again!
  • Photon: "Two clowns and a dozen others down. One more to go."
  • Shadowbane's cruser charged at Photon, who quickly created a light power giant baseball bat, and smacked it straight into where the current celebration our heroes are having is held!
  • Shifu: "TAKE COVER?!"
  • Shadowbane's screams are heard as the cruser crashes into the party, destroying many a decoration and food stuff, even a few honoring statues of the dechesed loved ones!
  • Photon: "Oh gees. I have got to learn to control myself better. Anyway, at least I'm free to get to the SO base now."
  • Photon flew away on his light power board.
  • Shadowbane bugded out of the car and SCREAMS IN ANGER?!
  • Algor approuched Shadowbane.
  • Algor: ".... Shadowbane.... Is there, something you've been meaning to tell me?"
  • Shadowbane growled in defeat.

Super Ops base.

  • Aaron: "Ok, I need to prove it to the Lougers that I'm telling the truth. Maybe, maybe if I showed them the news, they'll-"
  • Exploudions are heard!
  • Aaron freaks out, and went to explore them!

Main Lobby.

  • Aaron made it, armed with a gun, but then, his brave face turns into a face of fear, when he saw Photon.
  • Photon: ".... Aaron, it's me.... James Photon."
  • Aaron: "..... (SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL?!) YOU BECAME A ZOMBIE CYBORG AND CAME TO GET REVENGE ON ME!?"

Aaron was saying this as he ran off!

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  • Photon: "Ugh, alchourse, he still thinks I'm THAT kind of popular. Aaron, wait! I promsie I'm not here to hurt you!"
  • Photon chases after Aaron throughout the base!

Ruins of Celebration.

  • Shadowbane: "And that's as far as I know. A deludional cyborg zombie CLAIMS to be someone that the police force and myself "wronged" over the mess with Aaron."
  • Algor: "And you're postitive neither you and your forces saw him before? Cause I am not a safe Superior to lie to, Shadowbane. I will hurt you for dishonesty."
  • Shadowbane: (Gulps)... Of course not. He's just a monster that attacked New Thebes for no reason.
  • Algor:... Well, if you're sure, then I believe you... For the time permiting. Looks like we'll need to capture this 'zombie-cyborg' creature before it does anymore harm. (Suddenly, a phone rings)
  • Chance: Hello?
  • (Aaron): GUYS, IT'S AARON!! PLEASE COME AND HELP ME BEFORE IT EATS MY BRAINS!?
  • Chance: Uh-oh... I think the zombie-cyborg thing is attacking Aaron! We might need to get over there and help him.
  • Algor:... If there's anything you have been witholding, Shadowbane, there will be... (Sees he is gone)... Shadowbane? (They see that he and his hovercar are gone)... (Sighs) He is SO going to get it the next time I see him!
  • Tane: OMGOMOGOMGOMG?! WEGOTTAGETDOWNTOTHESUPEROPSBASEANDSTOPTHATZOMBIECYBORGMANIACFROMEATINGAARON'SBRAINS!!!
  • SpongeBob: TO THE VAN!

Meanwhile...

  • Shadowbane: (In his hover-car) We're so dead! We're so dead, we're so dead, we're so dead, we're so screwed!
  • Banshea: I think you mean YOU'RE so screwed!
  • Shadowbane: Shut up, Banshea, and help me plant the Power-Negation Plants around the entire HQ. Then we'll temporarily erase the minds of all the police officers in this HQ until... (Small growling was heard)... What was that? (Looks inside the bag of seeds in his pocket, and finds that the Power-Negation Plants were starting to grow as they shrieked at them)
  • Shadowbane/Banshea: AAAHH!!! (Shadowbane tied the bag shut)
  • Shadowbane: THEY'VE ALREADY BEGAN TO GERMINATE?!? BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN PUT ANY WATER ON THEM YET!!!
  • Banshea: Actually... Remember when you crashed into that water fountain while chasing James?
  • Shadowbane: (Realizes)....... F*********, AW, F***** F**** F**************!!! Ok, screw the stupid plants, I'll have to destroy the Photon boy, MYSELF!?
  • Banshea: "You sure you don't want to deal with this now?! Those things won't stay small forever?! they have a growth span of just 2 hours!"
  • Shadowbane: "SHUT UP, BUG!? I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!?"
  • Banshea: BUT THE PLANTS WILL-
  • Shadowbane: "I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, BUG!?"
  • Shadowbane grabs Banshea in anger, stops the hover car, and throws her out, and drives off again!?
  • Banshea was in a mud puddle.
  • Banshea: "Commissioner!?.... For his sake, I can't keep quiet about this anymore! I have to tell the media the truth?!"
  • Jawsereen and Squack came in.
  • Squack: "And WE'RE gonna voche for ya."
  • Jawsereen: "No time to explain. Come on."

Super Ops HQ

  • Aaron: (He continues running from James) AAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!! (Photon then grabs Aaron) AAHH!! JAMES, DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE!! IT WAS ALL AN ACCIDENT!!!
  • Photon: AARON, WILL YOU STOP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME?!? I AM NOT GONNA HURT YOU!!!
  • Aaron:... You... You're not?
  • Photon: NO!
  • Aaron:... Well... How did you get like this? (Photon lets go of him)
  • Photon: Some small magical lizard merged my corpse with this ominous-looking machine, and wanted me to get revenge on you. But instead, I wanted to come here to tell you something.
  • Aaron: What?
  • Photon: "It's Shadowbane. He's-"
  • A horn playing the calvery charge tune was heard!
  • The Lougers charge is as the White Rabbit was playing his horn!
  • Photon: "Oh, now what?"
  • Lord Shen: "Hold it right there, you un-natrol mix of undead and machinery! Whatever you came for, it's not gonna be reached cause you tampered with the Shell Louge Sqaud!?"
  • Photon: ".... Shell Louge Squad? But, none of anyone I see here have anything to do with Shells.... Or Louges. I do see the squad thing though, if barely."
  • Icky: ".... Wow..... That's uh, the first time people criticisized just our name and not, the more commen things to criticisize about."
  • Photon: "Ok, look, if you guys are here to cause some trouble for me, I rather appresiated if we don't fight this out. Can we be civilised about this and talk this out?"
  • Tyrone: "You attacked New Thebes for no good reason and attacked the police for just doing their jobs!? You have some nerve to ask us to talk it out?!"
  • Photon sighed.
  • Photon: "Can we make this quick? If we're gonna fight, at least try to come at me all at once. See what happens."
  • Shifu: Well, if you insist! (Kicks towards him and he uses a force field made of light to block the attack)
  • Photon: My light sheilds can withstand any form of damage, just so you know. It looks like you'll have to hear me out.
  • Po: No way, you undead maniac! (Attacks him, but he hurts his fist on the field)... OW! (The Lodgers try attacking him, but they all result in failure)
  • Aaron: GUYS, PLEASE, LISTEN TO HIM- WHOOA!! (He is getting pulled out of the area by Chance)
  • Chance: Don't worry, we'll get you out of here in a second!
  • Aaron: NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE'S-
  • Chance: There's no time, we have to save you!
  • Photon: AARON, WAIT- (Tries to get him, but he is held off by the Lodgers) GET OUT OF THE WAY!! HE NEEDS TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SHADOWBANE!!
  • Icky: You're NOT laying a hand on him, you monstrous gear-face! Now stop fighting and surrender!
  • Photon: (Growls, and then light sheilds the entire group away) WOULD YOU IDIOTS CUT THAT OUT!?
  • Aaron: GUYS, YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, HE'S NOT TRYING TO HURT ME!!
  • Spongebob: "You said he wanted to eat your brains!"
  • Aaron: "THAT WAS BEFORE I JUST FOUND OUT THAT JAMES PHOTON DIDN'T WANTED TO HURT ME?!"
  • Record scratch.
  • Everyone: "JAMES PHOTON!?"
  • Photon: "THANK YOU! I'm glad SOME people are not TOO stupid!"
  • Tyrone: "But, why DID you attacked New Thebes?"
  • Photon: "Everyone was over-reacting when I confronted Commissioner Shadowbane for what he did to me, and what he DID to all Light Superiors! You see, the mess with Aaron wasn't exactly an accsident, but not Aaron's fault at the same time! Officers Heinz and Carlson were malmitulated like the idiots they are by Shadowbane!"
  • Algor: "Do you have confirmation of this?"
  • Photon: "How's this for confirmation? Shadowbane's A SHADOW SUPERIOR?!"
  • The Superior Group gasped, but the Lougers stared confusedly.
  • Sandy: "Uh, question? What's a Shadow Superior, and why is that bad?"
  • Photon: "Well, it was because of Grotch's great cleansing of the Shadow Superiors that inadvertingly started this mess."

Chapter 5: Shadowbane's Treachery Revealed

Flashback.

  • (Photon): "According to my history professor, back when superpowers were still relitively new, there was one power that even Grotch felt, unsettled about. Darkness manipulation. While this beautiful and extraordinary ability enabled Superiors to bend darkness, mold shadows or take them away, or even turn invisible, there was one technique that made Grotch so uneasy with this power to begin with. A kind of darkness-manipulating technique that enables darkness-manipulating Superiors to actually do corruptive things such as blackening the hearts and minds of others at their will. The one who discovered this technique was hiding in plain sight from the public for over 217 years trying to perfect his discovery. When he was finished... (A group of Shadow Superiors turned evil).... the Shadow Superiors were born. Superiors which could corrupt anyone they pleased, easily controlling them mentally and physically. And the end result of them interacting with everyone else.... Not good."
  • Shadow Superiors were attacking and desistating many cities and harm many Superiors!
  • (Photon): "Grotch knew, Shadow Superiors were desten to desimate the entire UUniverses if they ever get beyond Kratos and be virtually unstoppable. He was forced to call for all of the Light Superiors of Kratos, and commence with the cleansing! It was a one-sided battle, that the Light Superiors were the ones on the winning side. Light powers were not only more beautiful than darkness powers, but they are not corruptive, and in fact can be protactive. The too-destructive Shadow Superiors didn't stand a chance. The worse that happened for a good number of them were the simple removeal of the power of Shadow malmitulation and were free of it's corruptive influence. But some had to be locked up in carbonite and sent to the Tartarus Valley to never be seen again, and those even more dangerous...."
  • Grotch was seen standing near an anti-power-cuffed Shadow Superior as he was rested in a guillotine awaiting execution.
  • (Photon): ".... Had to be put out of their misery for the safety of Kratos, and the UUniverses. Many Shadow Superiors were defeated and captured. And with exception of the dangerious ones dying out or getting imprisoned in carbonite, the worse that came to them was a simple power removal. However, some Shadow Superiors that were able to avoid their powers temptation, felt the world would never understand them and don't want to be among those that would only fear them because of several corrupted souls. Those suriving familes now hide somewhere in sewers, abandoned mines, and junkyards for many generations. Those surviving families, include Shadowbane's. And in years time, they spawned at least one bad egg that didn't understood Grotch's intentions... At least, not in a way that was for the UUniverses' own good. His name, was Anthon Hammond Shadowbane."

Present

  • Photon: "And thanks to his ability to combine his shadow powers with normal mind-warping powers, he was able to trick people into letting him become a police commissioner so he can discriminate Light Superiors to avenge his kind! And to show us how pretty discrimination really is on the opposite end. He manipulated the police of New Thebes to openly prosecute Light Superiors after he made their 'crimes' look purposeful. And Aaron and I.... Were his worse victims. Aaron was accused of intentional murder and.... My appearance is self-explanatory."
  • Ororo: "You.... You poor creature."
  • Algor looked as if he was getting angry as his armor was getting red.
  • Ororo: Sir?... Are you okay?
  • Algor:... He... Is going... TO PAY FOR THIS!!! SHADOWBAAAAAANE!!! (The word echoes across the area)
  • Aaron: "You mean, those two idiots did something to me that made me inadvertingly kill you? I WAS A VICTIM OF AN ANTI-LIGHT SUPERIOR CONSPIRACY?!"
  • Tyrone: "But, how did you get that robot inside you?"
  • Photon: "Oh, some weird lizard wizard who calls himself "Kung-Pow" brought me back to life with this thing. He was with this weird old snake with a fedora hat."
  • Lodgers: "KUNG-POW!?"
  • Mushu: "OH NOT UNCLE KUNG-POW AGAIN!?"
  • Ororo: "Uh, was he someone you guys knew?"
  • Mushu: Yeah, it's kind of a long story. We had to deal with him a while back trying to use his old mechanical weaponized body into taking over my world. No doubt he merged this guy with an old worn-out Makuta body.
  • Algor: What's and who's... Makuta?
  • Shifu: Well, he's one of the most infamous new-age Darkspawn lords. Photon has the misfortune of being fused with on of his creations, a kind of machine that was developed and named after the same Darkspawn lord of machinery that is currently in the possession of one of our opposing villain teams, the Scourge Empire. Kung Pow was, momentarly involved with them. We had disposed of the devistating machine, but Kung Pow is still proven a problem without it. However, we'll deal with Kung Pow in good time. Right now, we need to bring Shadowbane to justice!
  • Algor: Definitely! I knew there was something he was hiding from me! I should've used Tyrone to read his mind when I had the chance!
  • Kafka: But... Where is he?
  • TV: We interrupt this program for some breaking news! This just in, New Thebes Secretary Banshea backed up by the Chief and the LT, has confessed that the New Thebes Police Department Commissioner, Anthon Hammond Shadowbane, is in fact, one of the last remaining and presumed-to-be-destroyed Shadow Superiors which terrorized Kratos long ago. And what's worse, he appears to be in possession of a bag containing up to... 26 germinating Power-Negation Plant seeds. (Everyone gasps) I think we all might know what to do at the moment, and that's.... RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! OH MY, GOD, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE EATEN!!! AAAAAAHHH!!! (Knocks over the camera)
  • Algor: SHADOWBANE HAS POWER-NEGATION PLANTS?!?
  • Scarlett: IS HE INSANE?!? My cousin messed with those plants, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!?
  • Photon: "Ugh, no doubt that insane jerkwad wanted to sic those things on me to keep me quiet! Well, I assume he's WAY too late on that!"
  • Aaron: "I'M GONNA KILL THAT INSANE JERK?!"
  • Photon: "Calm down Aaron! I know this guy ruined our lives, but stooping in his level is not gonna make us better then him!"
  • Aaron: "It's not just my life he's ruined, or that of those other Light users! He also ruined the lives of my parents and yours! He took me away from my parents, and you from yours! He's LONG crossed Complete Monster Terratory if he includes death as a means to make a point about what his people went through! HE DESERVES TO DIE?!"
  • Icky: "Whoa, cool it kid! I know it REALLY sucks to just discover that you have been cheated and lied to, but isn't that asentually HIS problem as well? He obiviously felt Grotch cheated the more nicer Shadow Superiors out of their rights as living things and is asentually doing the same shit YOU want to do with him! Is he being insane about this whole thing? Hell yeah! But that doesn't mean he's worthy of a punishment befitting a darkspawn."
  • Aaron: "But, he ruined the lives of many Light Superiors families, because of something that happened long ago that HE WASN'T BORN IN?! Yes, it was awful of Grotch for doing this to Shadow Superiors, but Grotch still had a good reason, and alot of them were still alive, just not as shadow superiors! So he doesn't have THAT good of a reason to ruin people's lives?!"
  • Algor: "Believe me, he does not! But at the same time, we have no right to repeat the same action that was done to James! Many superiors in past and present have done WORSE things because of discrimination, justifived or not. Shadowbane is no different. I am mad he lied to me about this and is OBVIOUSLY miss-using his powers to avenge something that was a legit problem, but that doesn't mean he desevres to be treated like how you were treated when everyone thought you killed James willingly! Anthon is but a victim of succumbing to the corruptive powers of Shadow Malmitulation, and needs to be rekindised, as such."
  • Major Chance: "Don't worry sport. He can no longer look forward to stay in his cushy job after this, and he's diffently gonna be met with hard justice, but let's not act like barbarians here and want him dead or anything like that. A guy like him will play with your emotions and make you look really bad. I seen good cops and other heroes get bad reputations because they allow people like Shadowbane get to their heads. Take my father's advice: Be the stronger man."
  • Aaron: Well... Okay, sir.
  • Chance: "YES, sir!"
  • Aaron: YES, SIR!!
  • Chance: Good! Now, it appears we might have to talk with Banshea and find out what Shadowbane is trying to do with those plants.
  • Photon: And how would they germinate immediately? The last I've seen him do was try and apprehend me right before... Right before I pushed Shadowbane into a... A water fountain... Uh-oh!
  • Aaron:... You... Unknowingly germinated the Power-Negation Plants he had, didn't you?
  • Photon: Yes I did! Yes, I did!
  • Lord Shen:... YOU IDIOT!!! SCARLETT TOLD US HOW UNSTOPPABLE THOSE THINGS WERE!!! YOU DOOMED THAT ENTIRE CITY!!! YOU- (Cynder knocked him out)
  • Cynder: I think we've had enough of that for the moment.
  • Rita: How long will it take for those plants to grow?
  • Tyrone: Well, the growth span of a Power-Negation Plant usually lasts about 2 hours. Meaning that we have to move fast!
  • Alex: And... How far is this city?
  • Tyrone: About 2500 miles northwest in the above continent.
  • Shrek: NO! We'll never make it in time!
  • Kowalski: Even our van is not fast enough to get there.
  • Merlin: Plus we can't teleport there because we don't know the specific location.
  • Tracker: (Comes in with 2 coffees) Sorry I'm late from my coffee break, guys, I- WHOA (Almost drops the coffees) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
  • Photon: Hey!
  • Chance: It's okay, stand down! This is a friend, and we need to get to New Thebes because we've got a bit of a weed situation.
  • Tyrone: Wait... Is that coffee you've got there?
  • Tracker: Yeah, why?
  • Tyrone: (Looks at Tane)... Tane, are you ready to try your first coffee?
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Ororo: ARE YOU CRAZY?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM WHEN HE DRINKS STUFF LIKE SODA OR COFFEE?!? HE RUNS AROUND LIKE A MANIAC, AND FAST ENOUGH TO... Ohhhhh, I get it now!

Later...

  • Ororo: (They all get the van prepared) Tyrone, this might just be the craziest idea you've ever had!
  • Tyrone: Yeah...but it just might work. Tracker, you still got the coffee?
  • Tracker: Yeah, but I should say that you owe Paladin another cup after this. And I should warn you that this is isn't de-café!
  • Tyrone: Good! (Levitates the coffee) Okay...Tane...I can't believe I'm saying this, but...drink up! (Tane takes the coffee and begins chugging) ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, INTO THE VAN, GO, GO, GO, HE'S GONNA BLOW!! (They all enter the van at the exact moment Tane finishes the coffee as something like this happens)
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Hoodwinked coffee clip

  • Ororo: BRACE YOURSELVES, EVERYONE!!!
  • Mr. Dodo: (Turns on the thrusters, and the hyperactive Tane grabs the van and pushes it off in increased super-speed as he laughs crazily)

New Thebes Police Station.

  • Angry mob forms around the station, with the trapped cops inside.
  • Superior 1: "MAKE THE SHADOW SUPERIOR LOVERS SUFFER?!"
  • Superior 2: "ANYONE WHO'S A FIRE SUPERIOR, GET READY TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN IF SHADOWBANE EVER SHOWS UP!?"
  • Banshea got in the station discretly and made it to the other cops, as Chief Jawsereen teleported in with Lt. Squack.
  • Heins: "AH DOREBLAH, BANSHEA!? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?! THE PEOPLE HATE US BECAUSE YOU HAD TO CONFESS ABOUT THE COMMISSIONER BEING A SHADOW SUPERIOR APPEARENTLY?!"
  • Carlson: "YEAH, I SHOULD SQUASH YOU FOR THAT!?"
  • Banshea: "I had to! He was gonna end up killing himself and others just to keep a secret contained!?"
  • Heins: "What secret?!"
  • Chief Jawsereen: "THAT HE WAS MALMITULATING YOU IDIOTS INTO MAKING AARON KILL JAMES PHOTON, A.K.A, THE SAME CYBORG ZOMBIE YOU TRIED TO CAPTURE?!"
  • Heinz and Carlson look at eachother in realisation.
  • Heins: "..... We're so fired."
  • Carlson: "NOT IF WE BEG FOR OUR JOBS AT THE MERCY OF ALGOR WE DON'T!?"
  • All the Superior cops start to panic!
  • Banshea tries to restore order, but then is lifted up by Jawsereen.
  • Banshea: "Chief, I have been meaning to ask. Your obviously as upset about this as everyone else since you and Squack were friends with James in your younger days, and I kept Shadowbane's horrorable truths from everyone. Why help me?"
  • Chief Jawsereen: "Because I know that you did what you had to do. Also, I heard that you process a mean sonic screeh. Hence the name, Banshea... Put it to good use, Banshea."
  • Banshea: ".... Ok, but, you and Squacks may want to get ear muffs." (They do that)... (Takes deep breath)... ATTENTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!! (Her scream is loud and intense enough to aggravate the mob outside) THIS IS IN NO WAY THE POLICE'S FAULT!! IT IS SHADOWBANE'S FAULT ENTIRELY!! HE HAS BEEN DOING ALL THESE HORRIBLE THINGS BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PROTECT HIS PEOPLE!! WE WERE ONLY BEING CONTROLLED BY HIS INFLUENCE, AND MADE US, AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM, JUDGE ALL LIGHT SUPERIORS LIKE THEY ACTUALLY WERE CRIMINALS!!! NOW EVERYONE IN THIS STATION CALM DOWN!? (The sonic scream continues to affect and scare the mob)
  • Superior Tiger: AAAHHH!!!
  • Superior Elephant: (His ears are bleeding) MY EAAARRRS!!!
  • Banshea: (She halts her sonic scream, and takes a deep breath)... Someone get me some water! (Jawsereen got her one, and she chugs it up in one gulp) UHHGH!!
  • Heinz: But... What about ze Power-Negation Plants?
  • Banshea: I don't know. I hope for sure that Shadowbane has gotten rid of them.

Meanwhile...

  • Shadowbane: (Almost at the city limits of New Thebes) Okay, Shadowbane, this isn't a problem! Once you get rid of the plants, you relocate, give yourself a new identity, a new name, and a new way to get vengeance on Light Superiors! Easy peasy! (Suddenly, something struck the hovercar) AAHH!! WHAT THE HELL?!? (He sees that it was several angry flying Superiors that used their heat-vision to strike the hovercar)
  • Superior #1: SHADOWBANE IS IN THAT CAR!! SHOOT IT DOWN!! (All the flying Superiors continue firing their heat-vision at him)
  • Shadowbane: NO, STOP!!! I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF SOME PLANTS, HERE!!! I- (They blast a thruster)... F*** YOOOOOOOOOOoooooouuu... (A crash was seen on the ground)

Crash Site

  • Shadowbane: (Gets out of the debris) Ow... Just wait until I throw some plants at those stupid kids, then I'll- (reaches for his pocket, but found it empty) Wait... Where are the plants?!? WHERE ARE THE PLANTS?!? (Desperately searches for the plants) OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHERE ARE THEY?!? I HOPE THIS IS NOT... (Realizes that he crashed on fertile ground)... Uh-oh!
  • The Plants rose from the ground, roaring monsteriously!
  • Shadowbane: "..... Crap."
  • The Plants surround Shadowbane.
  • Shadowbane: "It can't, get worse."
  • ???: "LOOK OUT BELOW?!"
  • A container drops on the ground, explouding in concerning looking ooze.
  • Shadowbane: "AGGH?! WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!"
  • Scratch and Grounder were seen on a Nefarious hover cart.
  • Scratch: "Oh, sorry mister. Daddy Nefarious asked us to dump out his exspearimental mutogen vats so he can avoid Galactic Federation questioning for processing Mutogen, and that it was also part of our chores. We have hidden this stuff in this planet lots of times before. Your, actselly the first to get hit... That we're currently aware of. Don't worry, as long as you don't touch anything, you-"
  • The Negaton Plants pounced on Shadowbane who screams, as a glow was seen and began fusing the two into a silluetted monsrosity!
  • Scratch: ".... Should be fine....."
  • Grounder: "Uh.... Let's not tell daddy about this."
  • Scratch: "GOOD IDEA?!"
  • The two idiots fly away!
  • ?Shadowbane?: "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! I'M A MONSTER!?"
  • ?Shadowbane? grows extra Negaton Plant heads, two look sofisicated, a 3rd looks stupid.
  • First head: "I do say, old bean. That mutogen stuff has made us intelligent."
  • Second head: "Yes, yes, I do believe your right."
  • 3rd head: "Pancakes!?"
  • First head: "... Well, two of us, anyway."
  • Second Head: "Quite. (Looks at ?Shadowbane?) And you good sir. From this moment on and whatnot, we are now, SHADOW-VINE!?"
  • "Shadowvine": "..... That's a dumb name!"
  • First Head: "But it makes sense! Your a shadow superior, are you not? And we're plants. Ergo, "Shadow-Vine"."
  • Shadowvine: "That's...... That's actselly a good arguement."
  • 3rd head: "Ice cream."
  • Shadow Vine: "..... Why is the 3rd head so retarded?"
  • First Head: "That is a question worthy of decades long debate."
  • Second Head: "Indeed."
  • Wicked Laughter is heard.
  • Kung-Pow came forth.
  • Kung-Pow: "That old snake was right! Photon-A-Nation did bring ya out! And those stupid robots made you even better, my shadow superior!? Your mine now, Shadow-Vine!"
  • Shadow-Vine: "You.... YOUR BEHIND JAMES PHOTON COMING BACK?! WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY DID YOU RUINED MY LIFE?!"
  • Kung-Pow: Oh, so I can make sure that you create a perfect monster to control. And now that you are that exact monster, I can use you to wreak havoc and take over a world of superpowered beings!
  • Shadow-Vine: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!
  • Kung-Pow:... Okay, then, I'm flexible! (Magically casts a spell that sends him directly into Shadow-Vine's mind)
  • Shadow-Vine: AAAAHHH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
  • Kung-Pow: SILENCE!! Get ready to be repressed FOREVER!? (Magically casts a spell)
  • Shadow-Vine: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? NO! NOOOOoooo... (His voice disappears)
  • Angry Superior #1: (They see all that happened from below)... Did any of you know that he had Power-Negation Plants with him?
  • Angry Superior #2: Nope.
  • Angry Superior #3: Uh-uh.
  • Angry Superior #4: Nuh-uh!
  • Angry Superior #1:... We are so busted! Let's just get out of here while we still can!
  • The Formerly Angry Superiors ran off before Shadow-vine can noticed, but clearly doesn't care about, for he knew he had bigger fish to fry!
  • Kung-Pow/Shadow-vine: (Cackles) Now I can use my new weaponized body to take over Kratos, and then eventually the UUniverses! (Cackles as he moves on towards New Thebes)

Later...

  • Tane: (He is able to push the entire van to New Thebes, and then he begins running around in circles at super-speed, and begins speaking so fast, that it's not understandable)
  • Ororo: (The heroes get out of the van)... I sure hope he's still safe to be around.
  • Icky: TANE, ARE YOU SAFE TO BE AROUND?
  • Tane: (Continues speaking with hard-to-understand quick-paced dialogue)
  • Ororo: It's no use. When he's jacked up on coffee or soda, he's harder to understand than usual.
  • Kowalski: But at least we made it to New The- (Screams) GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!! (They see Shadow-Vine still possessed by Kung-Pow as they wreak havoc on the city)
  • Spyro: Oh, no! We're too late!
  • Shadowvine: "HELLO, YOU STUPID MISFITS!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW BODY OF KUNG POW?!"
  • Icky: "Aw shit, Kung-Pow processed the poor basturd! What happened to Shadowbane?!"
  • First Head: "Oh, you see, a robotic chicken and a small oddly shaped robot assumingly buildt for digging were dumping mutogen in the general area of this planet and... That's how we've happened, dear boy."
  • Cynder: "(Groans).... That's Scratch and Grounder. Nefarious' idiotic adopted sons!"
  • Po: "Oh, we are SO making sure Nefarious hears a mouthful from Rachet and friends for THIS!"
  • Algor: "What have you done with the REAL Shadowbane?!"
  • Shadow-vine: "He's still with us. He's just an inferior personality I PERIMENTALLY REPRESSED!? So even IF you get me out of this body, his body will end up belong to a personality based on this body."
  • Tyrone: "ARE YOU SAYING YOU MENTALLY MURDERED SHADOWBANE!?"
  • Shadow-vine: "Hey, I did you people a favor! He was discriminating Light malmitulating super beings anyway. And wasn't he a "shadow superior"? Do these people NOT consider them abominations and the what not?"
  • Second Head: "I do beleive that's what I heard."
  • 3rd head: "Pizza."
  • Spongebob: "But murder of any kind is not a justifyable excuse to deal with ANYONE?!"
  • Shadow-Vine: "Bah! You heroes are softives. Haven't you people KILLED villains before in your lifetimes?"
  • Sandy: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE EITHER ABLE TO BE RESURRECTED OR WERE BEYOND ANY FORM OF HELP, PAL!! WE DON'T KILL THOSE THAT CAN'T BE RESURRECTED UNLESS IF IT HAS SERIOUSLY CROSSED EVEN BEYOND COMPLETE MONSTER TERRATORY!! WE DO IT THE HONEST WAY BY PUTTING THEM IN PRISON LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO!
  • Shifu: And you do realize that you could be sent to Prison 42 for life for something like this, right?
  • Shadow-Vine: Not if I can kill you first! But not even you Superiors can stop me since I can do THIS! (Uses the Power-Negation Plants' white nullifying light to disable the Superior heroes' powers)
  • Tane:... What happened?
  • Tyrone: (His head is now at normal size)... He's nullified our powers!
  • Ororo: YOU MONSTER!!!
  • Ginormica: And I can't turn enormous!
  • Shadow-Vine: (Uses a large flailing vine to smack the entire group and the van off into the distance as they screamed) So long, Shell Loser Squad! (Cackles as he continues wreaking havoc on New Thebes)

Meanwhile...

  • Icky: (The heroes crash into the side of a hill, and their van gets smashed into a couple of pieces)... Owch!
  • Merlin: Well, at least I still have magic to fix this! (Magically repairs the van)
  • Tyrone: Well, what do we do now? He's stripped us Superiors of all our powers.
  • Chance: Get a hold of yourselves, we are still capable of handling this problem! We've got weapons. (Takes out his assault rifle, and cocks it)
  • Scarlett: Yeah, but he's been merged with the Power-Negation Plants! Those things have been known to kill Superiors and Non-Superiors of all kinds! They're the most dangerous creatures that a Superior has ever faced. How will we take something like THAT down?
  • Chance: "Even Negation Plants have a weakness. A weakness that makes a Negation plant cringe in fear and wish it was never born... And that's..... Ants."
  • Icky: "..... Ants? Those things are afraid of ants, even if Superiors?"
  • Chance: "Well yeah. They REALLY hate the taste of ants, and superior ants just LOVE the insanely sweet nector inside the base of the plants. Problem is: New Thebes is ant-free."
  • Algor: "And it'll be impossable to get every Ant Superior here quick enough before New Thebes is reduced to rubble!"
  • Chance: "Don't worry. I have a plan B."
  • Chance presses a button, and a huge robotic ant rose from the ground.
  • Algor: ".... How did you manage to have that?"
  • Chance: "Cynergy's a fast worker. He made this in an event of a Negation Plant attack.... Though, it was never expected to have to use it against a mutant verson."
  • Iago: "Cut the chatter and let's get in that thing!?" (They all do that)
  • Kafka: Are you sure you know how to drive this thing, Victor?
  • Chance: Of course! Cynergy didn't teach me how to do it for 1 year for nothing, you know. Now everyone fasten your seatbelts, this is gonna be a bumpy trip! (The ant robot begins crawling towards New Thebes)
  • Aaron: Question, sir? Do you think that a Power-Negation Plant will be afraid of a ROBOT ant that doesn't even eat Negation Plant nectar, which is essentially why they're scared of them in the first place?
  • Chance: Of course it will! Those creatures have been natural prey for those things for so long, they've grown to fear them. Though some are brave enough to stand against one, they are no match for an entire colony of them. But this thing has all the power of an ant colony, though it can be fought by this monstrosity.
  • Aaron: If you say so, sir! Let's get started! (They continue crawling towards New Thebes)

Chapter 6: The Final Battle

Ruins of New Thebes.

  • Shadowvine: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? BEHOLD, I, KUNG-POW THE SHADOW-VINE, HAVE JUST CONGURED YOUR CITY?! I, AM, UNSTOPPABLE?!"
  • ???: "FREEZE?!"
  • Hover-Police cars surrounded Shadowvine with protective sheilds around them!
  • Chief Jawsereen's voice: "Commissioner Shadowbane, what are you doing attacking this city and WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?"
  • Shadowvine: "Oh, I'm sorry. But I'm afraid the Shadowbane you knew, has perimently been repressed so deep into his subconjustus, he virtually no longer exists. There is only, Kung-Pow, the Shadowvine!? I am a great ex-emperor of the Planet formerly named Chi-Na, and I shall congure the universes and morth them into my image! Starting, with this world?!"
  • Squack: "DID HE SAY THAT THE COMMISSIONER IS MENTALLY DEAD?!"
  • Banshea: "No........"
  • Chief Jawsereen: "I SHOULD INFORM YOU THAT YOU'LL BE ARRESTED FOR BODY-SNATCHING AND MENTAL MURDER?!"
  • Shadowvine: "Oh please! If you couldn't even handle a cyborg zombie, how can you wish to handle me?! A magnifisent blend of plant and shadow superior, controled by an unstoppable magical emperor?! I just even ended the lifes of the Lougers and their superior allies!? They're dead as dust?!"
  • ???: NOT DEAD ENOUGH, CREEPO!! (The heroes arrive in their robot ant)
  • SpongeBob: PREPARE TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES, KUNG-POW!
  • Shadowvine: HAH! A robot ant? What the hell is that supposed to-
  • Plant Head #1: AARRGGHH!! AN ANT!!! AND A GIANT ONE AT THAT!!
  • Plant Head #2: IT'S GONNA SUCK ALL OUR NECTAR!!!
  • Plant Head #3: Raspberry cake!
  • Shadowvine: WHAT, NO!! IT'S ONLY A ROBOT!! ROBOTS DON'T EAT!! THEY ONLY RUN ON FUEL AND FART SMOG!! IT'S NOT GONNA DO ANY OF THAT STUFF!! In fact, why would an ant be this big?
  • Plant Head #2: YOU'RE SAYING THAT ON A WORLD WHERE ANTS CAN HAVE A CERTAIN SUPERPOWER THAT CAN MAKE THEM GROW AS BIG AS THOSE GIANT ANTS IN THE MOVIES?!?
  • Shadowvine: You've only been alive for like 2 1/2 hours, how could you POSSIBLY know about those movies?
  • Plant Head #1: What, did you think that mutagen didn't give us that knowledge? Sentience means a lot of knowledge, you know!
  • Shadowvine: "..... Ugh.... Clearly I should've brushed up on the flora and fauna of this planet before I accept seemingly magnifisent fusions like this. Anyway, you three heads remember that we're attached to a Shadow Superior, right? And under the control of a POWERFUL MAGICAL CHI-NAIAN DRAGON!? I can reduce that thing into scrap faster then you can say-"
  • 3rd head: "WAFFLES?!"
  • Shadowvine: "Yeah, that's exactly what I-"
  • The Ant robot punches Shadowvine across the area!
  • BLAM!?
  • Shadowvine was seen crashed into a ruined building.
  • First head: "Dear sir, I think he was warning you to dodge."
  • Shadowvine: ".... THANKS, FOR THE HEADS UP?!"
  • Second head: "(Sarcasticly), Oh, like I wasn't expecting to hear THAT coin of phrase."
  • Shadowvine: "That first one didn't count! Now I am prepared to fight!" (They prepare for a fight)
  • Marty: Uh, Chance? Do you know if this destructive battle will cost the government billions of dollars in property damage or not?
  • Chance: Oh, poo, we Superiors may be destructive, but we're not stupid enough to think that through. Our government has a way of paying for billions of dollars worth of collateral damage, and- (They suddenly get struck by Shadow-Vine) AAAAHHH!! (They crash into a building, which topples over others like dominoes)... Uh... I hope the legal system can deal with that.
  • Icky: Were there any people in those towers?
  • Chance: I sure hope not. But let's stop getting distracted and fi- (They are pinned down by Shadow-Vine) YAAHH!! HEY, NO FAIR!!
  • Shadow-Vine: You fools get so distracted easily! Clearly, you Superiors do well even without superpowers. Well, let's see how you fight against me without any walking legs! (Tries removing the legs, but then Chance fires missiles at his face) AOWCH!! MY EYE!!!
  • Chance: (Gets the robot ant back up) Alright, Kung-Pooey! Let's fight!
  • Shadow-Vine: I couldn't have said it better. I hope your 'governmental system' can pay for the damage that I am about to do to this puny little town, as well as the many deaths of the Superiors that I just stripped of their powers!
  • Chance: Oh, yeah? You think that will hold us back that easily? (The robot ant grabs Shadow-Vine, and throws him off the city limits, and crawls out of the city itself to confront him)
  • Iago: HAH! Now you can't do anymore shit to give the government a hard time. What are you gonna do now, huh?
  • Shadow-Vine: Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! THIS! (Digs some roots into the ground, and summons several large thorny vines with shrieking slimy plant jaws)
  • Sam: How about we add some neat fighting music to make this fight more awesome?
  • Max: Way ahead of you, Sam! (Presses a button)

This music plays as the fight theme.

House of the Dead Magician Arcade theme

House of the Dead Magician Arcade theme

  • Shadowvine and the Robot Ant began to fight as each side hits each other!
  • Shadow-Vine: (Roars at them, and commands his giant vines to attack, yet the robot ant fires lasers at each of the vines)
  • Tane: WHOA! THIS THING KICKS ASS, MAN!! I MEAN, WOW!! I HAVEN'T BEEN SO EXCITED SINCE I TRIED MY LAST COFFEE!!!
  • Tyrone: That was only a few minutes ago, Tane.
  • Lord Shen: At least we can understand him much better now.
  • Boss Wolf: Uh... How long does the nullification of their powers last?
  • Tyrone: Oh, just a few days.
  • Chance: QUIET, GUYS! I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE!! (He fires lasers at Shadow-Vine, and Shadow-Vine is able to dodge them)
  • Shadow-Vine: (Barfs the plants' digestive blue-green saliva at the robot ant, and it is able to dodge it)
  • Chance: Whoa, we all know that a Power-Negation Plant's blue-green stinky saliva is EXTREMELY corrosive!
  • Icky: So... It's saliva is also it's... Digestive acid?
  • Chance: Of course. It needs another way to digest it's prey since it has no stomach-like structure in it.
  • Mantis: Are we REALLY talking while we're fighting?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Hey, it's nice to have a talk anytime, right? (Suddenly, large vines coil around the robot ant's legs, pinning it down)
  • Kafka: Well, CRAP! We're pinned down... AGAIN!
  • Chance: Relax, we'll just use the defense system. (Presses a button, and the legs begin getting spinning blades that horde off the vines)
  • Shadow-Vine: HAH! Amateur! (More plants appear from the ground, and begin barfing the corrosive saliva at them at the same time, getting some of the heroes to scream, but then Chance gets the robot ant to crawl out of the way just in time, avoiding the spraying plants) MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!? (Starts tangling the robot ant in a great number of vines, and even the defense system isn't enough to horde them off)
  • Chance: THE DEFENSE SYSTEM ISN'T WORKING!!
  • Shadow-Vine: HAH! Now I've got you! (His arms morph into spraying flowers which glow in black energy) Now I will make sure that this spray will not only destroy your van, but erase your mind entirely with the power of Shadowbane's Shadow Powers!
  • Shifu: What do we do now, Chance?
  • Chance: I don't know. The defenses are disabled! The weapons are offline! EVERYTHING is offline!
  • Shadow-Vine: Say goodbye, losers!
  • Banshea soniced screamed at Shadowvine, causing him to get disorianted and drop the machine!
  • The Scream was loud enough that it caused the flowers to exploud!
  • Shadowvine: "WHAT IS HAPPENING!?"
  • Then, the entire body of Shadowvine began to burst!
  • First Head: "OH MY GOODNESS?! Quick friends, abandon body!"
  • The Three heads detacthed themselves from the body and jumped off!
  • Shadowvine: "WHAT NOW?!"
  • Jawsereen: "I guess no one warned you that Negaton plants can't stand sonic screams. It makes them exploud."
  • Shadowvine: "AGGGH?! I'M WITH THAT FIRST HEAD?! ABANDON BODY?!"
  • Kung-Pow quickly escaped from the body with his magic!
  • Shadowvine: "AGGGGH!? AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Shadowvine continued to scream until the sonic scream finally caused the entire body to exploud in plant nector and flueds?!
  • Banshea finally stopped.
  • Banshea: "..... Shadowbane..... I'm sorry, I couldn't protect you....."
  • Jawsereen: "He was already gone to begin with Banshea.... Leaving that thing alive would allowed it to become yet another Negaton plant based super villain. We had ENOUGH of those already."
  • Kung-Pow and the detached heads attempted to flee.
  • The Heroes interspected.
  • Cynder: "And where do you and your new friends think YOU are going!?"
  • Kung-Pow: "BACK?! I STILL HAVE MAGIC WITH MY REPAIRED STAFF AND-"
  • Gilda took it and broke in half!
  • Second Head: "Oh REALLY bad show there."
  • Kung-Pow: "Uh.... (Laughs).... Look, about that whole, wiping your memories thing, I, I was JUST joking!"
  • First Head: "Odd, I could've sworn you were being serious there."
  • Kung-Pow: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? How's about we put this mess behind us and forget it ever happened, huh?"
  • The Heroes just stared angerly.
  • First Head: ".... I don't think you won them over, old bean."
  • Creature-like moans are heard.
  • Rising from the pile was a mutanted Negaton-Plant headed Shadowbane rising up, his uniform an utter wreck.
  • Shadowbane: "What.... Happened to me? I'm still as abominable as ever?!"
  • Kung-Pow: "Uh.... SEE?! He's stil alive?! But how though?"
  • Algor: "Well, negaton plants have a bad hapit to recover themselves after experiencing a sonic scream. It's a commen trait they process that's one of the many ways they are unstoppable to us Superiors."
  • Shadowbane: "....... My career, ruined?! ALL THANKS TO YOU?!"
  • Kung-Pow: "Now, now, HEY! IF PHOTON JUST OBEYED ME TO BEGIN WITH, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN?!"
  • Shadowbane: "So.... It just goes BACK to you, eh, Photon? You couldn't just STAY DEAD, HUH!? Well, I am gonna have to CORRECT THAT?!"
  • Photon-A-Nation: "Uh, can we do that AFTER our powers get restored? It wouldn't be fair to attack a superior being depowered."
  • Shadowbane: "Yeah your right, that would NOT be very sportsmenly. We will settle this at the town center of New Thebes. No tricks from either of us, no me using the Negaton Plant sucking, no you calling on help from those misfits! It's just YOU, and me, you light superior filth!?"
  • Icky: "But didn't you guys say it takes days to recover them?"
  • Tyrone: "We have tecknowagey to restore them quicker, genius. Remember the quantonium defibrillators that Shamus and Gazelliola used?"
  • Icky: "Oh."
  • Kung-Pow: "Well, me and the boys are just gonna be on our way and-"
  • Merlin trapped them in a cage!
  • Kung-Pow: "..... Darn it."

Hours later.

  • Photon and a still mutanted Shadowbane have an intense stand-off.
  • Shadowbane: "I may had vowed not to relie on the negaton plant's natrol method against all superiors, but I don't need it?! I can beat you all by myself!"
  • Photon: "Look, Anton, we don't need to do this. We can get you back to normal."
  • Shadowbane: "Does it matter? After being exposed of what I was doing to avenge my kind, I will lose my job, the respect of these stupid people, and my powers of shadow?! I'd rather stay a hidious mutant then become an EX-Shadow Superior?! Besides, why aren't you revilating that I am now an abomination like you?!"
  • Photon: "That power is not worth living your life in misery like this. Reconsider now."
  • Shadowbane: "NEVER?! I rather stay as "Shadowvine" then lose my shadow powers?! My people were unfairly discriminated by Grotch who couldn't bring himself to give my people a chance!? I will not comform to that?!"
  • Photon: "Ugh.... Let's get this over with."
  • Algor: Shadowbane, please! This is not necessary!
  • Shadowbane: (Pushes Algor away with a darkness push) SILENCE! I'm going through this, and nothing is going to prevent me otherwise!
  • Aaron: He was able to handle you before, how is THIS any different?
  • Shadowbane: Because this mutation I have technically gives me greater strength. Though I'll stick to my rule of not using my mutation abilities, the strength doesn't technically count! Now let's get this started, Photon!
  • Photon:... (Sighs) Fine! But what's the price?
  • Shadowbane: I make no wagers when I fight, fool! The idea is just so ridiculous because I know what you're gonna say! You're going to retire me and strip me of my Shadow Powers!
  • Photon: Not exactly! Getting rid of your Shadow Powers is something that must be done, but we shall not take away your darkness manipulation as a whole. We'll just inject an enzyme inside your bloodstream that will keep you from re-discovering your Shadow Powers. And not only do you have to go with that when I win, but... You must also accept another job that ISN'T leadership. Much rather another type of defense career.
  • Algor: Like Prometheus Temple Security?
  • Photon: Definitely! But you have to be given a pretty low rank and kept from ranking up, if at all, if you STILL have it in your mind to be a headache to Light users
  • Shadowbane:... (Sighs) Fair, then! But when I win... Both you and Aaron must give up your abilities of Light Manipulation!
  • Algor: But... But it's the only power that Aaron has. He'll be a normal if he loses it.
  • Shadowbane: I didn't say he would be a normal, did I? He and Photon must have the most useless superpower ever known in Superior history. Perhaps color manipulation.
  • Aaron: My mother has that power. It's technically in my blood.
  • Shadowbane: Then how about urine manipulation! (Everyone gasps)
  • Meg: UGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!! THAT ONLY EXISTS IN DISTURBING SUPERIOR PORNOGRAPHY, YOU KNOW THAT!!
  • Shadowbane: (Laughs) I'm just f****** with you! I have the police honor of not making anyone a true fool. Instead, how about they... Well... Just has POWER MIMICRY!!
  • Aaron: (Gasps) NOT A DISCRIMINATED SUPERPOWER!!! Not to mention it will open us up to be targeted by the Mimic Cult! And trust me, James Photon may look like a mess, but they won't mind at all that he's a zombie cyborg! They have a member that hulks out into a beast!
  • Shadowbane: YES THAT POWER!! WELL, MY MIND IS MADE UP!! So what do you say, wanna settle this like TRUE Superiors?
  • Photon: What if I refuse?
  • Shadowbane: "Then you would simply look like a cowerd, and I would instead become yet another Negaton Plant based villain which I know Jawsereen CAN'T stand!"
  • Photon: "Ugh. You becoming another one of THOSE nutcases is actselly WORSE then me and Aaron becoming mimics. No offence Ororo."
  • Ororo: None taken.
  • Photon: (Sighs) Fine! I shall accept your challenge! I just hope you still know that I can handle you, even when you have help.
  • Shadowbane: Don't bet on it!
  • Photon: We're ALREADY betting on it!
  • Shadowbane: WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GET STARTED!!
  • Tane: Okay, let'sgetthispartystarted, dog! Oneforthemoney, twofortheshow, threetogetready, andfourtoGETYOURBUTTFLATTENEDLIKEDOUGH!! GO!!! (The two begin fighting each other)
  • Ororo:...This is crazy, Shadowbane knows that he's gonna lose this fight!
  • Algor: Exactly! Let's just let him lose so he can just accept losing his strongest skill.
  • Shadowbane: (Uses his darkness ability to cast a monstrous shadow beast similar to Facilier's Shadow Demons, but Photon casts a holographic shield to block the attack and disintegrate the creature. Then Photon throws several light discs at Shadowbane that circle around him, and as he began to use his darkness ability to make himself intangible to the discs, he is hit in the face by Photon as he becomes tangible again)
  • Photon: (Tries punching again, but Shadowbane becomes intangible again and punches him) OOF!!...HEY!!
  • Shadowbane: (Chuckles) See what my darkness abilities can make me do?
  • Photon: Oh, yeah? Well, you're facing a Superior of the opposite power, which means I can do THIS! (Blasts a shine of light that makes Shadowbane tangible again as Photon punches him)
  • Shadowbane: POOFT!! (Falls to the ground)
  • Icky: (Scoffs, and speaks to Gilda) I just love it when people make silly noises when they get hit.
  • Gilda: Oh, me, too!
  • Photon: (Is punched by Shadowbane) SMOAF!! (Icky scoffs)
  • Shadowbane: (Is punched by Photon) PHYAREH!! (Gilda scoffs)
  • Photon: *Punch* OARYH!!
  • Shadowbane: *Punch* ULEH!!
  • Photon: *Punch* NEEF!!
  • Shadowbane: *Punch* LAAMA!! (Icky and Gilda end up laughing hysterically)
  • Icky: KEEP PUNCHING EACH OTHER, GUYS, YOU'RE GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SECOND!!
  • Bagheera: (Looks at them both angrily, and they stop laughing)
  • Shadowbane: *Punch* BOOBOO!!
  • Bagheera:...(Laughs a bit, but stops when Icky and Gilda look at him)
  • Photon: It's a shame you can't use your mind-control on me because 1. I have a psychic shield, and 2. That technically calls as forfeit!
  • Shadowbane: Yeah? FORFEIT THIS! (Shadowbane levitates Photon's shadow and uses it to pull Photon towards him)
  • Dodger: Oh, now he's going 'Facilier's most common death' on him!
  • Photon: Hmm... (Casts a glowing yellow orb above them that tilts the shadow the other way and causes him to get pulled in the other direction)
  • Shadowbane: Hmm, smart move, Photon! Too bad it can only do so much! (Uses his darkness ability to destroy the glowing orb, and cause the shadow to go back to it's original direction as Photon continues going towards him)
  • Photon: Yeah? How about THIS? (Uses another glowing yellow orb to merge his shadow with Shadowbane's, thereby causing him to pull himself towards Photon as he uses a large holographic boxing glove to punch him)
  • Shadowbane: OOKALAKKA!! (Icky and Gilda laugh)
  • Photon: Why don't you just forfeit, Shadowbane, and let us give you a better life? This fight isn't going to accomplish anything anyway!
  • Shadowbane: I'll tell you what it's gonna accomplish. It's gonna prove that DARKNESS SUPERIORS ARE...well...SUPERIOR! (Casts a dozen shadow creatures toward Photon as he uses lasers to take them out)
  • Photon: "Dude, seriously, this isn't going anywhere."
  • Shadowbane: "Then get ready for the finisher?!"
  • Shadowbane's Negaton Plant mouth forms a black-and-indigo shadow ball, aiming to shoot a shadow beam attack!
  • Photon: "Oh. That's a new one."
  • Photon quickly responded with a beam move of his own, and the two engaged in a beam lock after both fired their beams!
  • Icky: "..... This might take awhile. I'll order some Dominos. I hear they serve more than pizza now."
  • Spyro: Let's save that until AFTER the battle please.
  • Icky: Aww!
  • Cynder: Besides, I don't think this battle will take a while. We all know how it's going to end.
  • Gilda: Well, duh!
  • Photon: URRGHH!! (His beam is getting overpowered)
  • Shadowbane: HAH! MY STRENGTH AND COMBAT EXPERIENCE IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOUR PUNY UNTRAINED WEAK BODY!!
  • Photon: Well, joke's on you, petal-face, my mechanical body gives me just as much strength as you! (His beam starts getting stronger)
  • Shadowbane: URRGGHH!! (They continue holding their beam for a while until Shadowbane just moves out of the way while stopping his shadow beam as Photon stumbles forward and falls to the ground as his beam strikes a house)
  • Superior Female Monkey: (In a shower, and she screams when she notices she's exposed)
  • Photon: SORRY, MAM!! (Uses his light-manipulation to censor the lady, and then just creates a holographic replica of the wall)
  • Shadowbane: (Pins Photon down) You've shined your last light, Photon! Once I'm finished with you, both you and Aaron will have lost your powers and will have to be scolded with your new powers for the rest of your life, I will be free to get rid of all other Light Superiors with my new bestowed mutant powers! It's time to see what happens when you mess with Shadowbane! (Casts a shadow blade, and then realizes) Oops, uh... (Molds it into a blunt weapon) Once you're unconscious, you'll lose! (Cackles)
  • Photon: Oh, I don't think so! Because I'VE got the upper hand! (Something invisible knocks out Shadowbane, and it's revealed that the one he pinned down was a hologram while the real Photon was behind him with a hologram blunt instrument) I'm surprised you didn't notice that your arms and legs were passing through him. (Chuckles)
  • Algor: Well... Looks like we have a winner.
  • Aaron: YAY! I'M NOT GONNA BE A MIMICKER!!!
  • Shadowbane: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
  • Aaron: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, YOU JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED, DOUCHE BAG! (Kicks him in the nuts) YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR SHADOW POWERS!! I'm sure a LOT of the Light Superiors you wronged in the past would like to know true justice!
  • Shadowbane: (Growls) I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, AARON!!
  • Aaron: Oh, I sincerely doubt that!
  • Algor: I'm afraid you're not going to do anything to anyone anymore! Unless you want me to imprison you in carbonite, then you'll fulfill your end of the deal with no tricks! And that starts with you accepting your loss of your Shadow Powers!
  • Shadowbane:...(Softly sobs) I'm so sorry I failed you, mother and father!...*Sniff* I'm sorry!
  • Icky: Oh, come on, don't give us those crocodile tears! (Shadowbane mind-warps Icky into making out with Iago)
  • Iago: MMMPPPHH!!! MPPPPPHH!! (Gets off of Icky) PLECH! PLECH!! YOU SICKO, DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
  • Gilda: Yeah! He has a girlfriend who's sure to be angry enough to TEAR YOUR HEART STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR CHEST, AND RIVER DANCE ON YOUR BLOODY CORPSE, AND... (Everyone looks at her disturbed)... Ahem!
  • Algor: You know, I think it's best that he goes to Superior Jail once he loses his Shadow Powers.
  • Photon: Plus, he'll need to apologize to ALL the Light Superiors he wronged! All of them! As well as all the people he mind-warped, including the judge! And I assure you, that Tasmanian Devil is not that nice to criminals!
  • Icky: I can imagine that those Light Superiors will form a mob and beat him up!
  • Tyrone: No, no, that's called a riot, and it's forbidden. The guards will make sure of that.
  • Chance: And I think he must suffer another fate... Being stripped of his darkness manipulation for the remainder of his stay.
  • Shadowbane: AW, COME ON, HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?
  • Chance: Oh, I don't think so! Not only have you committed over 232 false arrests including Aaron's, but you attempted to unleash monsters on New Thebes! That calls for more punishment! Your lucky we're nice enough to not leave you as a half-negaton plant beast, so at least, there's that.
  • Shadowbane: "...... Why me?"
  • Icky: "Well, you simply desided to be a doughe at the wrong time. Nuff said."

Later.

  • Banshea was at her desk.
  • Banshea: ".... So.... What happens to me now? Am I gonna get fired? Am I still gonna be a sectratary? Move to another position? Now what?"
  • Squack: "That's a good question, Banshea. You have done a good job, but, you did sort've protacted the guy and, didn't do much to prevent the false arrests he made. I... I don't know what will happen."
  • Chief Jawsereen came in.
  • Chief Jawsereen: "Well, the Mayor of New Thebes has finally sent a letter to us.... But, it's not what we're expecting."
  • Banshea: ".... He's, not mad?"
  • Chief Jawsereen: "Oh, he's alittle upset, but only at Shadowbane. He doesn't bare any recentment to you ma'am."
  • Banshea: "Please call me Banshea, ma'am is too informal."
  • Chief Jawsereen: "Oh trust me, read this fer yaself."
  • Jawsereen gave Banshea the letter.
  • Banshea: ""Dear Banshea. I am incredability distressed of the events that unfolded for uncountable years. Ex-Commissioner Shadowbane can't be forgiven for these outragious actions. It placed an almost uncureable strain in the public relations between citizens and the police force, espeically if it concerned letting a Shadow Superior into the position of leader! He would've continued this unchallnaged had not been for, ironicly enough, another villain bringing back one of Shadowbane's victims. I had been informed that in the face of adversity, you shown bravery and ahority and quelled a riot that could've ended the New Thebes police force and aided in stopping yet another Negaton plant based villain, which we simply don't need. I understood that you were just protecting someone you sympathese, and please know that the punishment Shadowbane goes through, is purely for his own good. Not only will there be no punishment for you for just protecting someone, albeit not in a more preferable fastion, you showed compassion and tried to help a Shadow Superior see the light. And, obviously, it failed. Miserably. But it shows that you are just what the police needs. Someone who's understanding and compassionate. Superiors like you can surely reduce the numbers of rouge superiors often born from not being understood well enough. You deserve more then being a sectratary. Enjoy your new.... Postion.... Commissioner.... Banshea..."?"
  • Squack: "(SQAUCK?!) THE MAYOR MADE YOU A COMMISSIONER?! I mean, I'm happy for ya, but, he's normally very by the book, and the book normally forbids against awarding people who protect obvious corruption! Someone must've talked him into making you an exception!"
  • Banshea: "It's obvious it was because of that.... But.... Who convinced a very strict mayor to do that?"
  • Squack: "Well, I think there's a safe bet it's certain heroes that wanna make sure you get a proper thank you for a better late then never act of redemption against a misguided attempt to help a Shadow Superior."

Meanwhile...

  • Marten Superior: Pleasure doing business with you, Senator Periwinkle!
  • Superior Yak (Senator Periwinkle): The pleasure is shared, Mayor Chipper!
  • Algor: (As the mayor leaves)...Thanks, Periwinkle.
  • Senator Periwinkle: Not at all, Algor.
  • Senator Titanium (Rhino): Well, while we begin repairing the damages done to New Thebes, we would like to congratulate the Super Ops and the Lodgers for their next greatest triumph.
  • SpongeBob: So...Shadowbane is gonna be okay, right?
  • Superior Kangaroo: Oh, don't worry about it! He'll be given a proper trial, provided that Judge Burstwave can keep his temper down for once.

Meanwhile...

  • Superior Tasmanian Devil Judge (Judge Burstwave): GUILTY!!! I SAY GUILTY, MOTHERF*****!! GUILTY AS VLAD THE IMPALER WAS!!! GUILTY AS ALL THE OTHER VILLAINS OUT THERE WHO TERRORIZED US!!! GUILTY AS- (He explodes violently)...
  • Shadowbane:... That REALLY creeps me out! (Burstwave soon reforms himself)
  • Judge Burstwave:... (Takes deep breath)... Has the jury reached a verdict?

Senator Room

  • Senator Bull: Well, I guess the best thing we can do is to apologize to Aaron for convicting him of a crime he didn't commit.
  • Aaron: Really?
  • Senator Elephant (Senator Trunx): Of course. We are going to give you a medal of honor for your bravery and courage as an act of apology and gratitude. (Trunx throws a medal to him, and he sees it made of gold and saying 'I'm A Champ')
  • Aaron:...(Chuckles) I never knew you guys had a sense of humor.
  • Superior Kangaroo: That was me who wrote that, actually!
  • Algor: (Chuckles) Bouncer, you crackpot!
  • Icky:...Can we hit Domino's now?
  • Spyro: Definitely! (The heroes cheer)
  • Icky: Cheesy Bread and Jalapeno Chicken, here we come!

Domino's Place

  • Iago: (As the heroes were seen having their dinner, and Icky was seen breathing fire as he ate the Jalapeno Chicken)...Say, did we forget to deal with Nefarious for unintentionally causing this disaster?
  • Kowalski: Oh, we already took care of that...

Nefarious Space Station

  • Nefarious' scream was heard as lights were seen in the station!
  • All of Team Nefarious were hiding as Nefarious was chased by Rachet and friends!
  • Dr. Nefarious: "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?! TEAM NEFARIOUS HASN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET?!"
  • Rachet: "Why don't ya ask your adopted sons Scratch and Grounder about their recent trip to Kratos, Nefarious!?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... I'm sorry, what?"
  • Scratch and Grounder gulped, and tried to slowly sneak out.
  • Clank: "I believe you'll recall telling them to dump out mutogen to avoid Galactic Federation inspection. It ended up turning someone into a monstrosity and almost doomed the planet."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "....... SCRATCH!? GROUNDER?!"
  • Scratch and Grounder scream as they started to make a run for it!?"
  • Zurg: ".... NOS-4-A2, Warp Darkmatter, bring the good boys back here."
  • Warp: Our pleasure! (They head over to the running robots as they are dragged back to Nefarious)
  • Scratch: MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMYYYYYY!!!
  • Nefarious: I assure you all that these two will learn what happens when you dump this stuff to areas that can attract unwanted attention!
  • Grounder: IT WAS HIS IDEA!!
  • Scratch: NO, IT WAS HIS IDEA!!
  • Grounder: NO, IT WAS DEFINITELY YOUR IDEA!!
  • Scratch: I KNOW IT WAS YOUR IDEA, DON'T PLAY STUPID!!
  • Grounder: I'LL GLUE YOUR YAP SHUT IF YOU DON'T ADMIT IT WAS YOUR IDEA!!
  • Nefarious: I DON'T CARE WHO'S IDEA IT WAS, I AM GONNA MAKE SURE YOU BOTH PAY FOR YOUR IDIOCYYYYYYYY--(Glitches again as the 'Thundercats' theme song was heard)
  • Scratch:...Someone PLEASE don't slap him!
  • XR: Too bad, bitch! We're gonna! (Slaps Nefarious)
  • Nefarious:...YYYYYYYYYY!!! (Drags the two away as they tear marks in the ground trying to stop, going into a room)
  • Talwyn: NEFARIOUS, MAKE SURE YOU MAKE IT PAINLESS!!
  • Dr. Nefarious: (From inside room) OH, BUTT OUT, LADY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!
  • Cronk: WELL, I HOPE SO, DOUCHE BAG!!
  • Doofinshirtz: "Wait.... But, didn't you two robot guys got destroyed during that Nexus mess?"
  • Lawerence: "Actselly, there was this thing about a surprisingly good natured Cragmite named Electross the Reviver, and... Uh, in light of our situation, I'll explain in a better time."

Dominos.

  • Icky: "So, we know Kung-Pow's is now legally required to be Prsion 42 bound, but, what's gonna become of those freaky mutant Negaton plants?"
  • Ororo: "Well, some scientists in Nike think they could be a solution to tameify the Negaton Plants because of their altered DNA made them sentient and there for, didn't act on impluse to eat anything they see as long as they're not TOO hungry. They were taken to a speicalised greenhouse in Nike for study."
  • Meg: "You think those three will be happy?"
  • Ororo: "Oh, those three, now named Sir Edger, Duke Raily, and Tom, are gonna be just fine. The green house in nike is like, a five star hotel for all of Kratos' super plants, espeicaly for those altered by super-villains or dumb luck."
  • Mushu: "But... I kinda feel bad for Dad.... He was kinda hoping he could've found away to get uncle Kung-Pow to finally get over his crazy ideas and finally see the light."
  • Trixie: "Don't worry. Celestia plans to help Sesime to resume ways to finally bring sense to that crazy uncle of yours one way or another. Besides, it's kinda for the best it's being done while Kung-Pow is in a more stronger prison system and not constently getting out and become a menace again, this time to Equestia."
  • Mushu: "Yeah, but, dad is still not gonna get over this. He felt that he lost his brother.... Again."
  • Shifu: "Don't worry Mushu. Kung-Pow is but another victim of insanity and because of originally being breed to fight. It happens to many that were warriors. He just needs to understand the meaning of true peace, and maybe his heart will finally be in content."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but don't hold your breath on it being anytime soon. The guy still has NO regrets on being what he is now."
  • Mushu: "... Your right. I shouldn't worry about that now. I should ease up."
  • Viper: "But, what becomes of Photon now? How are we gonna justify leaving a darkspawn robot in a reanimated body unlooked at to the easily concerned High Council. Even though Photon is not evil, he will become a target to those like the Villain Leage, and espeically the scourge empire because of the Makuta machine."
  • Soothsayer: "Don't worry. The Darkspawnic robot is long deactivated and incapable to turn back on. The High Council will be content with that. We should be concern on how he would refit back into normal socity..."
  • Icky: "I know, espeically that we heard he has famous parents that center on vanity. How is he gonna cope with being a zombie cyborg?"
  • Algor: "Well, Dr. Pyogitix has said he was working on a speical exspeariment to create regeneration."
  • Lord Shen: "He's not still thinking we're fictional characters, is he?"
  • Algor: "Don't worry. A week in the ayslum, and he finally realised the truth... He was momentarly depressed though, but I helped him get over it by hiring him as the new temple scientist. Be warned, he still tends to be, wacky though. He has to take sanity pills to avoid relapsing back to mistaking us as Space Heroes characters again as well. A few more weeks is obviously needed."
  • Lord Shen: "So, it's so-so. He's not that crazy anymore, but he still needs to go through professional help."
  • Algor: "Yes, but he's still more then capable to create the re-genaration process."
  • Photon's voice: "That's the thing."
  • Photon was seen staring at a window.
  • Photon: "... I need to be able to explain to my parents that their son is a, undead half-machine creature brought back and fused by a small evil warlock. How can I get them to believe that?"
  • Algor: "I'll help with that. Besides, they're likely to have seen the news and read the papers. Convincing them isn't that hard."
  • Photon: "I know my parents. Even if they do love me, they'll be afraid of what the press will say about them having a son that's, a necromorthic-biomachanical bunny! Their manitgers will force them to reject me to avoid bad press and tabliod attacting controversey."
  • Algor: "Then let ME deal with those ingretes your parents deal with and allow the High Council's connections with a media influence group make sure those things are kept quiet!"
  • Ororo: "We'll make sure your parents will see you as their lost son, not a bait for the poperrazzi to explot."
  • Photon: "(Sigh)... It's not gonna be easy guys. Even if my parents want to accept me, their manitgers know how to force them to do what they say. They were always malmitulative butt-holes."
  • Algor: I assure you, no other Superior in Kratos are as manipulative as me... I mean, without superpowers, that is.
  • Photon: Well, good! I especially look forward to finally being back to normal again. And Aaron?
  • Aaron: Yeah?
  • Photon: There's something I've been meaning to tell you about what happened during our young years. You see, I knew you were just a poor soul, and I wanted to be your friend long before you did the crime.
  • Aaron:... Is that why you looked hurt when I was being arrested?
  • Photon: Yes. I never expected you to actually go through with taking us hostage and impersonating me. I know you were doing it because of your horrible experience in power camp. I knew an uncle of mine who did the same when he was young.
  • Aaron:... Ouch... Well, how did you know that Shadowbane was responsible?
  • Photon: Because when I was in the afterlife, they told me everything! But I couldn't come back and warn you because ghosts weren't allowed to return for any reason.
  • Aaron:...Wow... Well, I guess this will be the beginning of a wonderful friendship, am I right?
  • Photon: You know it! (Both create holographic hands that do a complicated handshake)
  • Icky: AAAAAARRRGGGHH!! MY MOUTH IS BURNING, SOMEONE GET ME WATER!!! (Drinks out of Banzai's cup)
  • Banzai: HEY!!
  • Ed: (Chuckles, and makes noises)
  • Banzai: Oh, sure, now I know how it feels to have something stolen, big deal! I can always get a refill!
  • Icky: That's the LAST time I try jalapenos in my life! (Everyone laughs)

Epilogue

Skullian Prime

  • Architect: "Hmm.... I am reminded why the darkspawn once lost to the superiors.... Because of their, powers..... I figure, these powers would be a use to us... And could've been had it not been the misunderstanding about the great shake."
  • Crimelord Titan on the TV: "Eh, what can ya do? Anyway, I kinda can't afford to go back there as the "Old Snake" again cause I kinda have a notarighty there now. Superiors will now be cautious of a snake in a fedora hat."
  • Architect: "Worry not. It was obviously time we, stay clear of Kratos for the time allowing. I am sensing a new, long-forgotten presence starting to grow in Equestia. And I want to use it as a means to return to my attempts to destroy it for what those ponies did that costed me Sombor indeffently."
  • Titan: "Oh sure. But you sure this'll do better then that skeleton joke Death Coffin or the butt tattoo commie?"
  • Architect: "True, I can't nessersarly say this will be any different, but I try to be, optimistic, as one would say. Plus, this anichent force is espeically powerful. And it is within, the very castle of the friendship princess herself, cause the very gift of her friends meant to ease her of her sadness of the libary destroyed by Tirek, is unknown by them, a prison of yet another embarrising mistake of the High Counciler Celestia. And it's garrintied to be, quite an exspearience."

Twilight's Castle.

  • As Architect's and Titan's laughter is heard, angry red eyes began to glow around the tree chandaleer.

Fin?

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