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Princess Salvation

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Princess Salvation is the 10th Anniversary Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lodgers, after celebrating their 10th Anniversary and seeing things in hindsight being better than the depressing ending of KH3 as revealed in Perytons'of'Fun, immediately turned into an alternate timeline by Saldaron, eventually revealed to be an Outer God called a Schrödinger, the other Princesses of Heart were brought up and the heroes immediately see the pain of their homeworlds. Blaming themselves for not saving them earlier, and remembering the time hiccup they had to get to avoid a depressing conflict, they decide that it's time to stop prolonging their suffering and do the job. Even at the radical consequences of disturbing the original series' progression, Shen finally offers a perfect enough plan to get past all League adaptations and finally rescue the Princesses of Heart. But this daring rescue would end up prematurely exposing Xehanort's big Great Cycle to the Leaguers and force him and his creations to try to jumpstart the infamous Great Cycle. Now with the UUniverses feeling a major Heartless, Nobody and Unversed invasion involving another time hiccup from the KH3 timeline, Cobra develops enough of a conscious to have the League help as a make up for ever creating this ultra-dark version of Xehanort deviated from the KH3 Xehanort named Nega-Xehanort. Now, Gazelle must help Spyro and Kairi reconnect with Tyro, Aqua, Ventus and Terra. Only with their help can Nega-Xehanort be unmade.

PTE Redux Status: Most definitely unworthy, because the Kingdom Hearts Story Arc in the PTE Series will follow all of the games' canon stories.

Transcript

Prologue

  • Narrator: It's Patchy the Pirate's SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club Big Time Impressive Celebrity Television Extravaganza, Shell Lodge Squad edition! From Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club, intern to the Shell Lodge Squad, and your host, Patchy the Pirate!
  • Patchy: (Singing) Twenty years of SpongeBob, and ten years of Lodgers...
  • Potty: Brawk. You're looking at the wrong camera.
  • Patchy: What? Potty, where are ya?
  • Potty: Que camera three.
  • Patchy: I can't hear you.
  • Potty: Que Talent.
  • Patchy: "Cue"? What does that mean? Anyhoo, can you believe it, kids? It's been ten years since Scroopfan started his SpongeBob and Friends Adventure Series. And the timing with Kingdom Hearts III couldn't have been better... I doubt me idol will be here in person.
  • Potty: What part of an anniversary's inevitability is unbelievable?
  • Patchy: "Well, it's because, well, anytime I tried to meet him, it either turned out to be an hallusination, I ended up fainting, or I simply didn't get to even come close."
  • Potty: "Hey, ya did got his attention in A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas."
  • Patchy: "Well, yeah, but I fainted in that. The odds of me ever meeting him seriously are zero to- (Doorbell) Eh? (Goes to it and opens up to see the Lougers)...."
  • Spongebob: "Hi Patchy."
  • Patchy: "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUH-D-D-D, SPONGEBOB SAID MY NAME?! AND HE'S AT ME HOUSE?! (Faints again)......."
  • Icky: "...... Ya think a pirate would be sturdier then that."
  • Potty: "That's Patchy for you. ROLL THE CARTOON!"

Kingdom Hearts III Alternate Timeline

  • (Chronicler): One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. Joan of Arc, circa 15th Century. 10 years have passed since the end of the Second Cartoonian War. But in 10 years... Little has changed... And one change... Has shattered that to pieces. (This happened)
Kairi's Death 💔Cutscene💔 - Kingdom Hearts 3

Kairi's Death 💔Cutscene💔 - Kingdom Hearts 3

Dragon Temple

  • Shifu: (Felt her death in his mediation and fell from his staff)... I... It can't be...
  • Spyro: (Burst in) SHIFU!! Did you feel that?! My heart... Feels like something has been lost!! What happened to Kairi?!
  • Shifu: "...... Spyro...... I....... I don't....... I don't know, how to bring myself to say this."
  • Spyro: "..... (Starts shedding tears) Shifu, what...... What has happened?"
  • Shifu: "....... Xehanort....... Happened......."

Leage Fortress.

  • Mirage was surprised having sensed it as well.
  • Cobra: "(Blasts the door down) MIRAGE?! WHAT, HAS HAPPENED?!"
  • Mirage: "...... Xehanort..... Has pulled, a real dick move to Malefor, and......."
  • Cobra: "And, WHAT?!"
  • Mirage: "....... It seems, in trying to atthive his own ambitions, which is actselly beyond the Leage's interest, he...... He, killed her. (Cobra was horrorfived).... I fear, that means it tecnecally includes half of Tyro as well."
  • Cobra: "..... (Starts shedding tears as he got angry)..... No...... Our key to Malefor's freedom........ And, any trace of my brother........ Xehanort, you, you, IDIOT?!"

Cobra, in rage, started to destroy parts of the Leage Fortress as Cobra was confused my great sadness that the one being he had cared for, even as a villain, was lost for good, as he shouted no in great anguish!

Darth vader says NOOOOOOO

Darth vader says NOOOOOOO

Cobra's epic shit-fit

Dragon Guardian Temple.

HIKARI (2016 Piano & String Version) - Kingdom Hearts - by Sam Yung

HIKARI (2016 Piano & String Version) - Kingdom Hearts - by Sam Yung

  • In a timespan after Xehanort's defeat, a rainy day was seen as a funeral took place, no casket. Just a memorial statue, as the Lougers, and all allies, were seen present at this, as the High Council stood in depression.
  • The Camera spans to all the sadden faces of heroes and friends of the current United Universes, the AUU, and even that of Mewni, as all are dressed formaly dependent on culture, as even the watching spirits stared in sadness.
  • Cynder was looking on sadly, as she looked to see Spyro sitting far from the funeral on a treetop, looking far away from it, as the High Councilers each gave their farewells and tearful utulgies.
  • In the Sky, Rainbow Dash in a Wonderbolt Costume was seen flying, goggles soaked in tears as she was trying to give a farewell rainboom for the occation. She finally reached enough speed as she zoomed passed the Dragon Guardian Temple, giving it a beautiful display as the final speech was finished, by noneother then Shen......
  • Later, the scene faded to the aftermath of the Funeral as all patrions have left.....
  • A sorrowful Mang himself, arrived before the memorial, bringing an offering tribute of genually beautiful bouquet of flowers, as he approuched the memorial.......
  • Cobra: "..... Tyro..... (Broken voice) Forgive me. (Places the bouquet down, as he vanished just as quickly)......"
  • Voice: "FREEZE?!"
  • Time was frozened.
  • Saldaron and a Time Counciler appeared before the Memorial as time was frozen.....
  • Time Counciler: "..... Grrrr! THIS TIMELINE'S A FAILURE?! The events of Kingdom Hearts 3 STILL HAPPENED?! The point of the soft resets was suppose to prevent it from happening?!"
  • Saldaron: "Well, fair's fair, Fathaarus T'imme, no one said the first outing would go swell."
  • Fathaarus: "Cease your jokes, Saldaron. We are resetting this again, back to the beginning of times before Birth By Sleep! We're gonna keep doing this, until we get it right!"

Many Soft Resets Later.

  • Fathaarus: "(SCREAMS IN RAGE)?! EVERY SOFT RESET HAS FAILED, PAINFULLY?! SOME RESETS HAVE TURNED OUT WORSE THEN OTHERS?! WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING?!"
  • Saldaron: "Ya know, I'm just spit-balling here, but...... With nearly a bajillian soft-resets, not a single one did you consider the common issue that is Xehanort? For an all knowing Outer God TIme Lord, you never considered, oh I don't know, making a soft-reset WITHOUT Xehanort!?!"
  • Fathaarus stopped his rage-outs when he heard that.....
  • Fathaarus: "..... REWIND?!"
  • Saldaron was rewinded!
  • Fathaarus: "PLAY!"
  • Saldaron played normally again!
  • Saldaron: "Ya know, I'm just spit-balling here, but...... With nearly a bajillion soft-resets, not a single one did you consider the common issue that is Xehanort? For an all knowing Outer God Time Lord, you never considered, oh I don't know, making a soft-reset WITHOUT Xehanort?! (Realised he was made to say that again)....... Ya know I hate it when you do that to me."
  • Fathaarus: "..... Saldaron, you, genius, of a cat! You granted me the perfect idea! We'll take Xehanort out of the soft-resets in the main timeline! PERFECT! Ever since we had to take the worlds affected by the Kingdom Hearts mess and subugated them to be reseted to take place in the early-late 90s to the 2000 eras when we removed their original place in the timeline to try and erase the Kingdom Hearts mess from those eras, all those soft-reset failures and I LITTERALLY never considered removing Xehanort?! I'm an Outer God, I'm suppose to know this?!"
  • Saldaron: "Even Outer Gods can have off days in the office, I say."
  • Fathaarus: "It's settled! We'll go back to the draft of the first failed timeline, (Rewinds time to the events of Birth by Sleep, and stops inside the Land of Departure's Castle) But, we remove Xehanort's Astral Imprint, and throw it into Kingdom Hearts with the Main Timeline's Xehanort, and replace the current Eraqus, with a temporal copy that lacks knowledge of the Xehanort of the Main Timeline! PERFECT!"
  • Saldaron: "(Half-heartedly) Purrrr-fect Idea, sir. Glad you thought of it."
  • Fathaarus: "Oh hush up, you teasy cat! At least be glad I had adopted an idea from you! (Waves hand on the time screen, and made Xehanort vanish, and that only Equaus was there.....) Exsellent. We finally created an acceptable new Main Timeline."
  • Saldaron: "Smashing."
  • Fathaarus: "I declare this a victory for the Time Council. Now, how's about I reward you? (Cosmicly summons time cosmic milk) You deserve this time butterfly milk."
  • Saldaron: "Oh you're too generious. (Was given the milk as Saldaron started to drink it)."

Time of the Second Cartoonian War.

  • Saldaron was seen doing some cosmic paperwork as he reviewed various instinces of time travel.
  • Saldaron: "Ugh, so Timmy Turner had wished for a time scooter and aims to change his father's victory of the trophy? Oh that's gonna lead into a major headache when we get to that."
  • Fathaarus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!"
  • Saldaron: "..... Ohhhhhhh s*********************t."
  • Dr. Who: "I do believe you're in a sticky wicket, Saldaron."
  • Saldaron: "DON'T REMIND ME, WHO, I'M A TIMELORD?!"
  • Dr. Who: YOU KNOW "WHO" IS NOT REALLY A SURNAME, I'M JUST THE DOCTOR!
  • Saldaron: AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T CARE!
  • Saldaron teleported to the Counciler's office.
  • Saldaron: "Is there a problem, sir?"
  • Fathaarus: "Your plan to remove Xehanort from the timeline, has BACKFIRED?! HE WAS BROUGHT BACK INTO THE NEW MAIN TIMELINE?!"
  • Saldaron: "HOW IS THAT POSSABLE, NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE SELF-AWARE ABOUT CHANGES IN TIME WITHOUT A TIMELORD'S PRESENCE?!"
  • Fathaarus: "Your plan had ONE unexpected obsicale...... Architect."
  • Saldaron: "..... Ughhh, who else BUT one of the most powerful of the Darkspawn..... What did he do?"
  • Fathaarus: "He coherse Mang Cobra to work with him to make a replica replacement to the real Xehanort, and create a new verson for the timeline, with a new astral mark!"
  • Saldaron: "Well, shit. I guess that means KH3's a thing either way."
  • Fathaarus: "Not, exactly. The timeline still has worked flawlessly otherwise. There are enough acceptable differences that I think this timeline's equilent to the original events, will only be remembered in video game formats."
  • Saldaron: "Well what's the issue then?"
  • Fathaarus: "..... The new Xehanort, isn't exactly, just another of the real Xehanort. A dark force, is at play. One we had once thought ensured, was gone forever. But Architect and Cobra, unwittingly brought it a new chance of existence. And, it was able to get the Book of Predictions, and KNOWS, of the Great Cycle?!"
  • Saldaron: "...... Well, shit. Now in trying to remove ONE dishastor, we introdused another. And it's a slightly worser case scenario then just an old man with a super-weapon key-sword. I swear, it's the events of Asura's Wrath and the introduction of Morality Illness fiasco all over again, I mean, ya know that REALLY fucked up the people of that time period and those early stage inrealm gods!"
  • Fathaarus: "THEY WERE DANGERIOUSLY CLOSE TO BEING AN INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRE AND YOU KNOW IT?! THE DEITY QUELLERS, DISGUSTING AS THEY ARE, ONLY DID WHAT WAS DEEMED NESSERSARY?!"
  • Saldaron: "But did it really had to corrupt one of their generals to use the illness to kill their emperor and frame one of their own and cause massive choas?"
  • Fathaarus: "Look at it this way, at least those self-rightious maniacs are not going around misguidingly bringing their idea of purity into other dimentions and genosiding those mistaken for demons! But that's irrelievent! Saldaron, this timeline is too good to fail again! We need to tend to it as much as possable, even AFTER the point of concern has passed, because I worry that this new timeline is now a heavy risk producer!"
  • Saldaron: "Understood, Fathaarus. We're going have to keep a close eye to it."

Main Timeline

  • Xehanort: (Returns to the Book of Predictions' location)... 10 years... And NOTHING has been achieved... (Dubbed as Thanos) Fine. I'll do it myself. The Chi-Blade has to return... One way or another... Kairi... I'm coming for you very soon.

Organization XIII-like Room, Villain League Castle

  • Cobra: (He, Mirage, Fagin, Teen Mang, and The Villain League Council was in the Hearts of Darkness Union members' presence) You wanted to see us?
  • Mirage: Look, if it's about the discovery of who you really are, Mang has already ensured us that though you're not the real Xehanort, you're a vast improvement from that misguided shell of a man.
  • Xehanort: That, is irrelevant, to what we want to actselly talk about... It is about the last princess of heart, Kairi...... My patience has reached it's limit on your lack of success. 10 years. 10 years have passed since the Second Cartoonian War. And we haven't been an inch closer to victory. We had tried to have done something by now. And yet nothing has been achieved.
  • Hades:.... Is this about the Lodge's 10th Anniversary?
  • Xehanort: Is it that obvious?
  • Oogie Boogie: "Well why else would you be bugging us if that wasn't the point of this call-in?"
  • Xehanort: Exactly..... Would I even bother interupting your "Precious" time if it WASN'T about this party they're having? It had me thinking. So I am tired of waiting. Time for the Plan Z and, in Nefarious' own words, "Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega 91", of the Villain League. Time... For Plan 13.
  • Hades choked on his otherworldly martini upon hearing that!
  • Mirage: (Everyone was shocked) You surely cannot be serious!
  • Captain Hook: "DO MY EARS DECHIVE ME!?"
  • Fagin: "Did, did he just say-!?"
  • Maleficent: Plan 13?! Our absurd plan for a full-scale invasion of the Dragon Guardian Temple?!
  • Ursula: "Look, I can understand you got tired of the old "Use the Princesses to Bring back the darkspawn and/or create the X-Blade along with other things like getting Spongebob and Spyro and, MAYBE get Cynder back along the way for Malefor's sake", thing, going through stagnation, but has the wait been THAT bad that you resort to this?!"
  • Jafar: "Appearently it has, if he has decided to go through with this!?"
  • Teen Mang: That plan has been lost-drafted since, well, ever since Master Mang has started to ease up on being TOO evil. Sounds more like something Junjie would do.
  • Saix: Things have changed in 10 years. But we haven't.
  • Xemnas: And the only ones to truly blame is all of you.
  • Hades: And there it is.
  • Xehanort: It's time for more desperate measures. It's time you cowards stop taking the Lodgers' antics and go back to your extremist routes.
  • Junjie's voice: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! HAPPIEST OF DAYS?!"
  • Junjie and his surprised trio were over-hearing this!
  • Junjie: "FINALLY, XEHANORT HAS PUT HIS FOOT DOWN AND FORCED US BACK TO THE CORRECT TRACK?! CELEBRATION?!"
SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Superquick A

SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - Superquick A

  • The above music started to play as Junjie and his Leopards started to do the can-can victory dance, to the confusion, and in those like Xehanort's case, annoyence, of everyone else.
  • Fagin: "...... You people just made Junjie very happy."
  • Saix: "A price we're willing to pay, for ensuring victory."
  • Cobra: B-B-B-But we stopped that for a reason! Also, the plan was made BEFORE the Dragon Guardian Temple came to have a force shield and many other upgrades and what have you! More impourently, we were trying to secure Kairi as cleverly and strategically as possable!
  • Xigbar: And yet where has it got you?
  • Cobra: "Uh...... It's just the mater of finding the right plan, admitingly, I-"
  • Xehanort: It's time to stop treating this like a game of chess. It's time to get serious. You want the last Princess of Heart? Time to own up. We'll take her by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!
  • Cobra: "Even if it would just incur the High Council's wrath?!"
  • Xehanort: "Look at it this way: When we free Malefor and the other Darkspawn, we'll escape to Skullian Prime, and leave the drained princesses for them. That way, the worse they can do, is prepare for the 3rd Cartoonian War."
  • Cobra: "With all due respect Xehanort, isn't this, just pushing it now?!"
  • Maleficent: "..... If I may, everyone..... Why be so predictable and give the misfits, and likely an army of allies, a free gift of kicking our arses, when we instead, let the Lougers, come to us?"
  • Junjie stopped!
  • Junjie: ".... (Dejected) A'wha......?"
  • Xehanort: "..... Enlighten me, Maleficent."
  • Maleficent: "Let's be honest, we all know how Lord Shen feverously tries to make plan after plan to get around our defenses and get the Princesses of Hearts back, correct?"
  • Fake Ansem: "I remember it like a BAD ITCH?!"
  • Xemnas: "Your point being?"
  • Maleficent: "It's simple. We'll let the misfits, come to us, as previously stated. Likely that party of theirs will lead to the ineditable guilt trip about their own failings in getting those same princesses back just as much we can't get Kairi. And with Shen more, liberal, about how whether or not Kairi gets involved, likely he would allow Kairi's involvement, being meant to be the ultamate symbolic insult to the stagnation of this particular plan. But, if we played our cards correctly, we'll send it RIGHT back to them, when they stupidly and unwittingly deliver Kairi, RIGHT, to, us!"
  • Young Xehanort: ".... You're seriously suggesting we take the lazy man's way out?"
  • Maleficent: "Well, perhaps it's no, grand scale invadtion, but it's better then just another Louger Thrashing, plus a round of Celestia blowing up our lair and another painful failure, is it not?"
  • Junjie: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MALEFICENT, YOU KILLED ME?!"
  • Makunga: What did you expect? They haven't opted for your suggestions before, they're diffently not gonna revive outdated backburner plans like Plan 13!
  • Maleficent: Trust me. The Lodgers' 10th anniversary is the perfect time for them to think about all the princesses we captured. They WILL come for us. I should know. I predicted Aurora's death in my hands.
  • Xehanort: "..... Very well. But to make sure. We need to monitor them FIRST. The greatest weapon those misfits have is unpredictability, and lack of an ability to take things seriously, which typically can annoy us. We need to see if it's possable."
  • Maleficent: "I agree. (Starts waving her hand around the staff) A picture is worth is thoundson words. We shall see, (The Camera Pans into the Dragon Guardian Temple with freaky things flying around) For ourselves."

Chapter 1: The 10th Anniversary Celebration/The Princesses of Heart

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Fu-Xi, his usual troupe and Jade Tusk and her clan, arrive at the Dragon Guardian Temple.
  • Donkey opened the door!
  • Donkey: "Hey what're you guys doing out there? The party's inside!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Is that not what you invited us for?"
  • Fu Xi and friends entered in, as all of the other allies and friends of the Lougers were at attencdence.
  • Fu-Xi: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS A PARTY WORTHY TO A SON OF A DRAGON GOD?!"
  • Teddie: "DIBS ON THE CHIPS AND DIP!?"
  • Rash: "Where's the punch so I can spike it?! (The Possums charged off)!"
  • Mo Tong: "HEY BEHAVIE YOURSELVES, YOU TWO?! (Charges after them!)"
  • Lady Su: "Do try to enjoy yourself, dear. (Flew off)."
  • Fire: "I'll uh, just wait at the corner if you need me, master. (Flies off there)."
  • Jade Tusk: "I uh, think I'll be with Fire."
  • Huifang: "(Grabs Jade Tusk) Now hold it, sister! We are here to PARRRR-TY?! (Pushes Jade Tusk torwords the party)"
  • Jade Tusk: "HUIFANG?!"
  • Fu-Xi laughed amused to this.
  • Iago and Icky showed up.
  • Icky: "Fu-Xi, my man! You and your friends made it."
  • Fu-Xi: "But alchourse, not often I get invited to celebrations, though I wish it was the case once more."
  • Icky: "Well come right up with us to the Snake Pit Corner, Po's making his kickass noodle soup."
  • Fu-Xi: "Alittle on the nose to give us snakes a corner table called the "Snake Pit", but I'm not offended."
  • Iago: "While your deer friends will get accquinted with our other deer friends."
  • Jade Tusk: "I felt as if that was a pun to something."
  • Huifang: "Oh have a sense of fun, will ya?"
  • Fire was flouting about, as Sparx came up to her.
  • Sparx: "(AHEM!) (Elvis Voice) Thank you, thank you very much for showing up, mamasita!"
  • Fire: "Please go away, I'm trying to be alert for danger."
  • Sparx: "Hey, come on, baby. We're both dragonflies, why not have some fun? Spyro was able to bring up some of those magical, and unsentent, butterflies from the rebooted Classic Spyro world. I bet you would love some."
  • Fire: "I'm from a civilised world where Butterflies are rekitnesed bretheren, barbarian."
  • Sparx: "I said they were unsentient!"
  • Fire: "It doesn't make the prospect of eating even an unsentient counterpart any less, grosume."
  • Sparx: ".... Okay, how's about, I show ya my dance moves! (Starts buzzing around like an idiot!)."
  • Fire rolled her eyes and left.
  • Sparx: "(Starts Scatting!) (Saw that Fire left!).... Oh you tease! (Flies after her!)"
  • Spyro and Cynder were looking in bemusement to Sparx's attempts at a lovelife.
  • Cynder: "..... I'm sure he'll win her over someday."
  • Spyro: "Albeit because Sparx's persistence will start being funny to her."
  • Quidilen: "(Shows up) Cynder, darling, there you are! I came back from the other United Unvierses to bring in gifts! Now, I don't know if you have a taste for AUU soveneers, so, I was able to buy each spefific type! (Shows an entire collection of silly AUU Knitknacks). Oh, and thanks for inviting me to your party! I.... I kinda figured you wouldn't wanted me here."
  • Cynder: "Mom, it's okay, you don't have to feel anxious about whether or not you're welcomed here."
  • Spyro: "It's a mom thing, Cynder, they worry all the time."
  • Cynder: "You also didn't had to worry about gifts. You being here is a gift enough."
  • Quidilen: ".... D'awwww, come here you two! (Grabs and hugs the both of them tightly!)"
  • Spyro: "(Strained) Failure, to reckitnese personal space. That's a mother thing too!"
  • Cynder: "(Strained) Noted."
  • ???: "DEADPOOL?!"
  • Deadpool was seen running with all the food from a pissed Lord Shen!
  • Lord Shen: "I DID NOT RECALL SENDING YOU AN INVITATION?!"
  • Kairi: "(Stops Shen) It's okay, Uncle Shen..... It's because it's a non-invitation party. Anyone can come..... Also, he's Pinkie Pie's invited friend."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Blast it."
  • Deadpool snickered.
  • Xandy and Ororo were seen having a girl chat, while Taran was seen having a mock sword duel with Kayley, Robin Hood enjoying good drinks with Little John and supporters, Genie was show-boating before a crowd and amazed them with his magic tricks.
  • Gazelle and Duke looked at all this.....
  • Duke: "..... Well now this is a party! Alot of our pals are here!"
  • Gazelle: "Si Duke, this is a real feista. Can't wait for Spongebob's big speech."
  • Duke: "Well, provided the guy doesn't get frog-throated."

Spongebob's Room.

  • Squidward: "(Knocking on the door as Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs were with him) Spongebob, are you SERIOUSLY going Fluttershy on us and getting stage fright?"
  • Spongebob's voice: "I'm nervious, guys! I don't know what to say!"
  • Patrick: "Maybe try to open up with Squirl Jokes?"
  • Sandy: DON'T, EVEN, THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
  • Patrick: "DUUHH?! OKAY OKAY, NEVERMIND, NEVERMIND?!"
  • SpongeBob: Ugh, it's just... Everyone we met for 10 years is here. I'm going to speak in front of ALL of them.
  • Sandy: Try being yourself. That usually works.
  • Squidward: "Depends on which part of himself he should be."
  • Sandy: ".... Fair point. Spongebob, try to be like your Pre-Movie Self in the first three seasons."
  • Spongebob: "Good call. But I still don't have the stomich for it."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Let me have a heart to heart with him. (Opens the door to get to Spongebob) Spongebob, I know a 10 year anniversity's a big deal. But at most, it's going to be with people that cared and respect ya no matter what. You founded a group that did so many good things, and defy astromonical odds to save the day, that they would have to be like Squidward to have a problem with ya. Why, I bet'ya they're excited to see ya, boy."
  • Spongebob: "..... Well, I'm, not much to disappoint. (He got on stage and saw everyone including those the Lodge helped in moisodes)... Hey. (Everyone cheered) Welcome to the humble abode of the Shell Lodge Squad?"
  • Skippy: SPEECH!!! (Everyone cheered the same thing)
  • SpongeBob: Well, hardly much has changed since we formed. I mean, nothing big has ever come. I mean, our original series entered uncerimonious hiatus because the producer's computer broke. But that hasn't stopped us from continuing our adventures. Sure some things have remained unresolved like the six Princesses of Heart still being at the Mountain of Malefor, but that'll be done soon.......... I hope.
  • Sultan:... Now that I think about it... Why are they still there?
  • Spongebob: "Duh..... Well, Lord Shen is working VERY hard on a particular stragity to address that, actselly.... It's just..... Well the leage keeps adapting against any new plan to rescue them and uh..... Hey, at least we did a good job keeping Kairi out of their reach."
  • Beast: He's got a good point. It's been years since they were captured and we haven't seen them. I thought I'd be free of this curse until the Villain League ruined it!
  • Alice's Sister: You idiots had one job to protect my sister from her own nonsensical wish for a world of chaos, and you lost her! I lay in bed at night worrying about her!
  • Aladdin: Me and Jasmine never got to be married!
  • King Stefan: "Why must our kingdom be depraved of Aurora?"
  • Grand Duke: "The king of the Castle of Dreams is getting terrifyingly impatient!"
  • Grumpy: "YEAH, AND WHEN ARE YOU MORONS ARE GONNA SAVE SNOW WHITE ALREADY?!"
  • Deadpool: This is exactly why X-OvrLuvr deemed this episode unworthy of a redux in his Punch Time Exploders series!
  • Crowd: "IRRELIVENT, DEADPOOL?!"
  • Deadpool: "Just saying!"
  • Spongebob: "Hey, come on guys, give Shen a break, the one thing the Leage kept very confident in is keeping the princesses in their keep! But thing is, without Kairi, they can't really use them for their darkspawn plans."
  • Xandy: "So litterally they ended up doing a 10-year old hostage situation?! Yikes, and the VA LOST TO YOU GUYS!?"
  • Ororo: "I'm equilly amazed they were able to help out Kratos like they did!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR EQUESTRIA?!"
  • Twilight: "Rainbow Dash, don't make it worse!"
  • Hecktor: "Excuse me, Misifits, but is it not understood that the Villain Leage is at abit of an uproar over a controversey about Xehanort's, identity?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, yeah, but.... Cobra likely has it settled by now."
  • Hecktor: "But surely morale is at a severe low now, which means, added to that their demon related plans are on hiatus cause of Kairi's well-protected status, is this conversery about a big player not worth the trouble to sneak in and rescue those princesses then and there?"
  • Spongebob starts to get largely unsure.....
  • Spongebob: "(Pulls out a rubber chicken) Hey, what about this thing, huh, huh, huh?"
  • Beast: "OKAY?! I KNOW YOU MISFITS ARE KNOWN FOR YOUR COMEDY, BUT THIS IS TIME TO BE SERIOUS?! DOES SHEN HAVE A PLAN TO RESCUE BELLE AND THOSE OTHERS, OR WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Echos)....."
  • Deadpool: "Hoo! That echo eh?"
  • Spongebob blabbers like an idiot as he grew a second mouth!
  • Ignitus: "AHEM?! High Councilers, Mysterious Tower, Urgent Meeting, Now! (To Spongebob) You and the Lougers as well!"
  • Spongebob: "I, I, I-"
  • Gelotodrone: "(Shows up) Don't worry, Absorbent boy, I'll cover for you. (Takes the mic away from Spongebob) Your regularly shedguled misfit programme has been interupted for High Counciler business. Until then, how's about some villain jokes? What's the deal with Team Nefarious?"
  • Pinkie/Deadpool: WE HATE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!!
  • Gelotodrone: "..... AWKWORD! (The crowd broke into laughter!)..... Gets them everytime."

Mysterious Tower.

  • The Lougers found themselves before the High Councilers......
  • Lord Shen: "...... Look, High Councilers, if it's about the princess situation, I promise that I was still hard at work on it! I just needed to find that RIGHT stragity! It's just the blasted leage kept predicting us!"
  • Merryweather: "It's always excuses with you clowns!"
  • Yen Sid: "Indeed. Excuses, excuses, excuses. The concerning revelation that the princesses are still within the Leage's clutches for all this time, is staggering."
  • Icky: "Hey, if it helps, as long as they don't have Kairi, their screwball Darkspawn Plan is dead in the water! The other princesses can't be useable without Kairi, as with Kingdom Hearts logic."
  • King Triton: "True as that is, the people are nonetheless concerned about this burdensome neglect of duty!"
  • Spongebob: "Neglect?!"
  • Skipper: "Hey wait a minute now, hold up, WHOA WHOA WHOA! We weren't neglecting the princess rescue, we were just waiting on Shen to make the gameplan!"
  • Cyril: "Skipper, didn't you once criticised North Wind for being nothing BUT game plans and that acting on the fly in missions was better?"
  • Skipper: "That's for ORDINARY life-threatening situations. The League's a different beast all together. Shen needs the perfect gameplan for us to use."
  • Ignitus: "Maybe it is not INTENTIONAL neglect, but it is at the least, inadvertent procrastination at best! Our allies are being made very unsure of your capabilities about this, thus they would be more and more reluctant to ask for aide in concerning situations. That is dangerous for your ability to be heroes that they need instead of what they want!"
  • Terrador: "Also, they got a good point! Don't ANY of you think it's about time to rescue those princesses? I mean, yes, the League's Current Darkspawn Plan is motionless without Kairi, but it is not any less of an unpleasent predicerment for those Princesses of Heart to be kept in statis and cooped up in the Leage's Ritual Room?"
  • Master Chao: "Indeed. It's obvious that patience has worn thin with this."
  • Icky: "Hey, it only became an issue because SpongeBob stupidly brought it up like a jackass!"
  • Spongebob: "I WAS NERVOUS!!!!"
  • Zeus: "Lodgers, the time for excuses and inaction is done! For the sake of maintaining good relations, on your anniversary of all times, it's time to take the rescue of the Princesses of Heart OFF the backburner, as it is time, for action!"
  • Volteer: "Yay verily."
  • Lord Shen: "But but but but but but but but, (Pulls out a crap load of exspearimental plans) I'M STILL IN MY EXSPEARIMENTAL PHASE!!!"
  • Emperor of China: "I believe it is time for worry less about the perfect plan and just worry about A plan of action at all. You'll just have to make it up as you go along like you misfits always do."
  • Icky: "..... Can it at least wait after the party? (Zeus zaps him!) DOOWA?!...... (Coughs)..... That's a no then?"

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Lougers were seen gearing up the Van for this ever crucial trip.
  • Fu-Xi and his possie, Jade Tusk and her clan, Quidilen and Deadpool entered the garage.
  • Fu-Xi: "Excuse me, Misfits, but we're curious: Is this Princess Rescue thing a private operation or can anyone join?"
  • Lord Shen: "Ordinarily I would insist against it, but, Fu-Xi, your strategic brilliance and your little friends, Deadpool's knowledge of League Barracks, and Quidilen's great Scarlet Dragon power, it would at least make this mission less difficult.... ONCE I GET A SRATEGY DOWN?! (Stresses out as he tries to figure out a stragity with his mess of exspearimental plans)."
  • Boy Sora: "Great! (Enters in with Riku, Donald, Goofy and King Mickey, and Kairi) Cause we want in as well!"
  • Lord Shen: "Yes to all but Kairi! Kairi, you're litterally that ONE missing cog to the Leage's Darkspawn plans! If you come, IT'LL END UP BEING LIKE WE'RE GIFTWRAPPING AND DELIEVERING YOU TO THEM PERSONALLY?!"
  • Kairi: Well what if they keep YOU hostage until I offer myself?
  • Icky:... She has a point. We could be bait for her all the same.
  • Riku: Exactly! This is a mission too important for separation. We must stick together on this one.
  • Fu-Xi: No.
  • Boy Sora: Excuse me?
  • Fu-Xi: I think you kids will find we're more than capable of saving ourselves from such a scenario. It's too obvious that the Villain League WANTS us to come. They have Maleficent, a mistress who predicted how Princess Aurora would die from a freaking spinning wheel pindle.
  • Boy Sora: We aren't kids. And you heard Shen. The Villain League has adapted to every strategy of saving the Princesses before. We don't know what surprises they have.
  • Fu-Xi: Regardless, the risk is far too great.
  • King Mickey: We take and defy risks all the time. This is supposed to be a team effort. Like it or not, we're all coming with you.
  • Boy Sora: I'm canonly never around with Kairi anyway. And now we're in love. So, we're a package deal. And you might need us for this final attack.
  • Fu-Xi: "Though a non-member, I do have to decidsively insist on that-"
  • Viper: "With all fairness, Lord Fu-Xi, even if we kept firm with them, they'll likely secretly get out and follow us anyway. So, we may as well avoid another situation of having a defient Princess of Heart and risk the leage using THAT to their advantage and just go along with their request."
  • Fu-Xi: "But even the Peacock had said that if we bring her along, it may as well be like we're delivering her to them!"
  • Lord Shen: "Look, Fu-Xi, I am very cautious about the prospect as well, but the issue is that the leage will adapt to just about EVERYTHING we do! Even if they desided to just stay put, what makes us sure the Leage don't serectly have a desperate plan in the backburner and make a desperate charge at the Dragon Guardian Temple while we were heading torwords the leage base?"
  • Fu-Xi: "You guys have a giant forcefield that protects the place, can't you just turn the thing on and leave the ONE remaining Princess of Heart in the place?"
  • Icky: "They have brainiacs like Dr. Blowhole, Plankton, and Galaxhar to a lesser extent, that'll be able to invent gizmos that'll bust that thing."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well, what makes you think they'll be stupid enough to risk the ire of gods and greater heroes and face a humiliating defeat?"
  • Iago: "Trust me, when they get serious, they'll get VERY serious! Not even Celestia will scare them off forever, even for all the times she blew up their lair."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well why can't you have all those other allies help safe guard Kairi?"
  • Cynder: "Their confidence in us is at abit of a tightrope because of these revelations. The Leage will use that to their advantage."
  • Fu-Xi: "Duh, are you people THIS serious?!"
  • Squidward: "Well even if we told them to beat it, they'll still trail us down anyway."
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Ugggggghhhhhhhh! Fine! But don't expect me to not say "I told you so" when this ends badly!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey hold up, we know this is a muy-muy risky propitisition, but when the Leage is involved, it is always gonna be that way even if we do alot of smart things."
  • Deadpool: "Also, the plot demands her involvement."
  • Fu-Xi: "Can you NOT do that weird meta thing you always do?!"
  • Icky: Yeah, you're the one who always says doing meta jokes bores the audience.
  • Deadpool: Well only about how you guys do it! Me and meta humor are a package deal. And I'm still going because you owe me for that fake dollar scam of yours.
  • Lord Shen: "Well ordenarly I detest your involvement, but because of your former leager status, you are an actual use to this quest. Also, we did promise a make up for that stunt."
  • Boss Wolf: "Oh, and uh, congrates on getting full Kill-Claimer membership, Deadpool."
  • Deadpool: "Thanks, though S'karen is still abit ornery at me about the, Paradisia insodent."
  • Icky: "Ya pretty much man-lested him, alchourse he's gonna be pissy."
  • Deadpool: "Well, at least he desided to take extra vacation time to cool down the embarrisment of that."
  • Jade Tusk: "Can any of us blame him for that?"
  • Spyro: "Also, Fu-Xi, be assured that Kairi is able to handle herself. She has half the heart of Tyro."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, that one element of the series we barely touched on since certain episodes because we're trying to be a comedy first and overly drumatic opera second."
  • Spyro: "Ahem! As I was saying, I suspect the power of Tyro is something Mang, even at his worse, fears yet still respects. He and Tyro used to be brothers until they went different paths."
  • Fu-Xi: "And yet she's still subugated to be a damsel in distress to the various times the Leage or the rare different threat managed to get their grip on her, BECAUSE? And it has to be different from that "Because Plot" tagline!"
  • Spyro: "Kairi more so has Tyro's compassion and love. I kinda have the heart assusiated with his power."
  • Fu-Xi: "Is that why you two hang out with eachother all the time? I kinda thought Kairi was having an inter-spieces affair with you and vice-versa."
  • Silence......
  • Spyro: "...... Annnnnnnd you just managed to make my brother-sister relation with Kairi, abit more awkword now."
  • Deadpool: "Kinda why X won't include this element in PTE-"
  • Icky: "DON'T REMIND US!"
  • Lady Su: "My apologies for Fu-Xi's blunt statement, he's mainly an outsider looking in. He doesn't understand the full nature of what goes on with the Lougers."
  • Mo Tong: He should really consider joining someday.
  • Deadpool: "(Wispery) Fore-Shadowing!"

Hearts of Darkness Room.

  • The Leagers had witnessed this.
  • Junjie: "D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THOSE MISFITS KILLED ME?!"
  • Xehanort: "But Maleficent's prediction has been made accreate. Waiting for the misfits to come with Kairi in tow may not be as thrilling as a full-scale attack, but it is generious on reshorces."
  • Xemnas: "You're all dismissed."
  • Cobra: "(As the Leagers left) And here I thought that revelment controversey wouldn't resulted in anything beyond mere backlash, let alone this."

Time Void.

  • Fathaarus: "Saldaron?! (Saldaron appeared) That day has finally arrived. Now it's time for you to do your part."
  • Saldaron: "May as well, it's about time these soft-resets end with this timeline."
  • Saldaron fades off.

Kingdom Hearts.

  • Vexen: "WHAT?! IT'S HAPPENING NOW, AXEL?!"
  • Axel: "Yeeeeah, the misfits were pressured into finally going after the Princesses."
  • Marluxia: "But we are drasticly under-prepared to prepare for "Xehanort's" real plans and to stop them!"
  • Demyx: "Holy crud man, this is TOO early! The Misfits haven't even gotton to the part with the Giant World-Eating Snake yet!"
  • Larxene: "I'm for one am GLAD we didn't had to wait that freaking long. About time some action occured."
  • Lexaeus: "Indeed, finally some justice occures."
  • Luxord: "But, we are abit, under-cooked."
  • Xaldin: "And there is still Saix and Xigbar. They still haven't gotten enough info about this, "Great Cycle"."
  • Zexion: "Perhaps, we will have to adapt to this. It is time for our own call to action, and help ease the Lougers' challnage that awaits them."
  • Larxene: "Exactly. Also, I want to get rid of our butt-ugly repalcements as soon as possable!"
  • Vexen: "But we have to do it cautiously. We need to make our move, when the timing is right."
  • Axel: "Don't worry, guys. Just follow my little plan, and soon, "Xehanort" will have quite the family reunion he'll never forget."
  • Marluxia: "Then let us not waste time. (Shadow portals appear). Time to be ready."

Chapter 2: Storming the Villain League Castle/Kairi Is Captured

Villain League Castle Grounds

  • Kairi: (She, Sora, Riku, and the Lodgers sat together in a cave around a campfire)...... I still can't believe those princesses were trapped for this long.
  • Icky: I blame Scroopfan's computer breaking in progress of our Goofy Movie moisode.
  • Boss Wolf: Well, it's been 10 years since we first formed, and that's not even touching what we went through since.
  • Kairi: I find myself always thinking about them. It took me until now to even think about it.... Especially with me almost dying, canonly, and not from something like that underhanded 'Jigglodon' choice long ago.... It makes me wonder how many more alternate timelines we have to deal with since Saldaron said that the Timelords had resetted certain worlds, including our own, ever since the actual games' time period. Espeially since he also brought up that it lead to the accsidental advent of Divergent Timelines.
  • Icky: "Oh, I know. They're like alternate timelines but, not offictally, as they're more like incompleted growths stuck a grey-area space within a time butterfly and are usally hard to interact with. The Timelords REALLY screwed the pouch with this one."
  • Lord Shen: "(Was seen working hard on a long-defelupting stragity) Do you all mind?! I am trying to devise the stragity on how to break into the Princess Keep?! It is usually a well guarded place and the ONE element where the Leage are extremely compident in! I am figuring out what would work and what doesn't!"
  • ???: If you're going to get your rescue mission over with, you must understand that there's more than meets your eyes. (Saldaron appeared)
  • Krebs: Oh, it's you again.
  • Saldaron: Indeed. I have heard that you are finally planning to free the Princesses of Heart.
  • SpongeBob: You heard right. They've been trapped for too long.
  • Lord Shen: "THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET A PROPER STRAGITY DOWN!? WE COULD'VE OTHERWISE FREE THEM AGES AGO?!"
  • Saldaron: Still, the fact you are making an earnest effert at long last, is admirable. However, you must understand what you are up against. Since your timeline split from the timeline where Kairi had died, the High Council wasn't the only ones who adapted. I have stated before that Mang had created a new Xehanort with assistance from Architect. I must inform you that the timeline is still,..... Well I don't wanna say "New", so how's about: Still in Prime. And such timelines can easily catch up to the main timeline before they actually become an alternate universe.
  • Iago: How would you know? You've created so many paradoxes it must be hard for a time lord to keep track of all of them.
  • Saldaron:... (Chuckles) You misfits are so naive. I know all of them.
  • Kowalski: That doesn't seem physically possible for even a Cheshire Cat.
  • Saldaron: Well, frankly, then you haven't had the foggest of how much more then that I truely am.... Where do you think Cheshire Cats came from? We're not necessarily normal cats with ghostly and/or unusal powers. Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?
  • Skipper: We SHOT Schrodinger's cat!
  • Private: "SKIPPER?! ANTI-CATISUM?!"
  • Skipper: "Don't worry, private, Schrodinger's Cats are basicly sub-outer gods with cat features, they're not nessersarly really what they're simulating."
  • Saldaron: I'm sure you did, and yet it lives, and yet it dies. It is here, and yet it's not. It's a quixotic phenomenon as old as time itself. One of infinite possibilities, as long as it remains unobserved. Yet to become a thing is to know a thing. Schrödingers are shackled by the infinitesimal number of probability and possibility. Such Schrodingers, like yours truely, (The group were surprised by this) are a gesture chasing our unknowable tail across the endless horizon of the multiverse. As long as we are self-aware, we are everywhere and nowhere. But mortals cannot mentally compensate without aid. If a mortal has such shackles, they and their infinite counterparts are conjoined. Infinite minds in one. Schrödingers have no infinite counterparts, because they ARE the infinite counterparts. And believe me, you would NOT believe in the crazy things I had seen in my service. Memories and minds at war for the same living space. Schrödinger avatars are a haunting figure in the endless vista. With that, an avatar is unable to recognize themselves. They become neither alive, dead, or even undead. They become abstraction. An imaginary number.
  • Frank:.... What did ANY of that mean?
  • Icky: "He litterally just confussed that he's a sub-outer god cat that transsends beyond different versons of realities and alternate timelines."
  • Saldaron: "Well, yes and no. Shrodingers are not nessersarly TRUE outer gods due to being of mortal origin. But we are outer god-like due to our, unigte powers beyond understanding. Basicly, I'm what some would call, a Devient. A force that is not of intention by any Intended Outer God. Though Time Councilers were generious enough to adopt us into service. Though due to their strict nature, it is not always a peaceful relationship. Even with my Time Counciler. And he's usually one of the nicer ones. Because they care heavily for the Time Butterflies, that even so much as a case of timeloop stomich cramps can drive Time Councilers particularly angry with demands!"
  • Spongebob: "Wow, they sound rough."
  • Saldaron: "Don't worry, they're tough but fair. When pleased, they are exceptionarly congradatory. But you must know things have gotten serious for the Villain League. You don't know what they may be up to. It could be a trap."
  • Goofy: A trap?
  • Saldaron: Think about it. They want Kairi. So, by including her into this... You could be playing you into their clutches.
  • Shen: (Laughs) Foolish cat. I considered that before we even left.
  • Saldaron: And you're sure they wouldn't know you'd have a plan, and get around it?
  • Shen: "I had considered that they would consider that so I am prepared for it!"
  • Saldaron: They could be watching you through a crystal ball.
  • Shen:... F***, you may be right..... Fu-Xi, can you ask your mother to block out any viewing magic connections?
  • Fu-Xi: "I already was on that, Squeakers is already working on a potion to help her with that."
  • Mo Tong: "It's MO TONG, and yeah, I am working on that."
  • Shen: Why didn't we do that before we got started?
  • Donald: What? We can't do everything in a heartbeat.
  • Fu-Xi:... I didn't understand a single thing he said.
  • Sam: "You could always just read his subtiles."
  • Fu-Xi: "Subtiles?"
  • Max: "Oh, right, you're not aware of the Forth wall cause you haven't been fully lougerised. Our mistake."
  • Donald: Since when did I get... Wait, are we talking the KH subtitles I have?
  • Kairi: (Giggles)
  • Quidilen: "Ahem! Everyone, can we please focus on that desired stragity."
  • Lady Su used Mo Tong's readied potion to release a mist that blocks out any possable visions to the villain leage.
  • Lord Shen: "Well fortunately, we can now."
  • Mo Tong: "Up to 10 hours as most."
  • Lord Shen: "Perfect, I can be able to offer stragities in a fraction of that time. (Brings out a stragity) Here's Stragity number 1."

Stragity Picture Vision.

  • (Lord Shen): "We're all very aware that the Princesses are held in a ritual room, kept in a seperate tower often away from the Leage Fortress near proxiniy to the Mountain of Malefor. Typically, the Princesses are watched over by the usual presence: Rosco and DeSoto, and Chaos' leftover double-gangers of Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie. Now, Sykes' mutts are usually of limited concern since I can have Dodger and his team contend with them, but it's Shadow Aladdin, Scourge Jasmine, and Evil Genie that has me worried. The trio have been transmutated to have Seeker of Darkness qualities by Xehanort to have them be stronger defenders of their hostage cache. Last time we dealt with them ended poorly."
  • (Iago): He lost all his tail feathers, it was hilarious. (Rip) YEOW!! Not again!!... I probably deserved that.
  • (Lord Shen): There are also rumors that outside of the building is being given heavy amount of patrols of Gaul's forces, Skabb's forces, Some of the Queen of Hearts' unlucky Heartlessified Card Soldiers, and many of our enemies' usual barrage of minions and monsters are guarding this building on the outside. Now, before we stupidly suggest we just have Gazelle go out there and kick their tushies cause her power is beyond them, keep aware that the Jabberwocky has been said to be out and about as well, and he will give out a loud roar that'll alarm the League, and put the ritual building under heavy lockdown. Hence why, we need to sneak by these forces, enter the building, make quick disposal of the building's indoor defenses, free the Princesses, and make a b-line back to the safety of the Dragon Guardian Temple before the villains became aware of what happened!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Hmmmm, interesting propisition, but it has flaws. For one, I would imagine that Rosco and DeSoto would smell a rat about Dodger's sudden presence in the building, and would likely bark to get outside security attention, and I doubt any battle with those three evil dopplegangers would be a quiet battle. The biggest factor we need to remove, is the outside security forces themselves. May I suggest we distract them?"
  • (Lord Shen): "Well, yes, but with what?"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Well obviously it can't be any of you misfits cause you're expected company at this point. You would need to distract them with the one element they can't expect. A non-louger will have to be out there and serve as a live-bait distraction for the large League forces. And FYI, Kairi is too obvious and/or risky. It has to be something they far from expect. That's where Rash and Teddie come in. They're masters at being annoyences, and the Jabberwocky won't take them seriously enough to sound an alarm, but enough to try and go after them for being pests."
  • (Rash): "It's what we do."
  • (Lord Shen): "..... My bloodly george, that's..... That's brillient!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Yes. And once Rash and Teddie lead the minions as far away from the building as they can, we can then go in and THEN take care of the present security in that fastion. Though to be safe, the small members like the mantis, milita penguins and the crippled bat would have to disable any communication systems to prevent any alarms from there."
  • (Skipper): "I like your sytile, Fu-Xi. Consider it done."
  • (Fu-Xi): "But above all else: Keep the idiots close to the group, AT ALL TIMES, to prevent stupid accsidents from undermining things."
  • (Spongebob): "Don't you think that's abit excessive?"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Be honest, how often has idiotic misteps have often ruined these such prior attempts?"
  • (SpongeBob):... Solid point.

Present

  • Lord Shen: But let's be cautious about this. Some may be smart enough to see through the distractions. It's a matter of asking 'why's there some random cheerful idiots in this evil land deciding to randomly pester us'. That's definitely the cue to act and alert. (As they were watched by the Villain Leaguers via a crystal ball)

Villain League Lounge Room

  • (Fu-Xi): I've considered all possibilities of the villains having common sense. We should have smooth sailing ahead.
  • Makunga: (Scoffs to himself)
  • Plankton: This is way better than those destroyed video tapes of them. They have NO idea we're expecting them!
  • Sykes: Well they do, but they are unsure of it.
  • Carnage: (Chuckles) This IS entertaining, though. Right, dad?
  • Venom: We're so overjoyed. My fights with Spidey were more entertaining than this... AND WE'RE OWNED BY DISNEY NOW!! We must owe our respects to Mr. Excelsior himself.
  • Etemon: Well it's still entertaining nonetheless. Who wants popcorn?
  • Xehanort: People! We must be serious, remember?
  • Galaxhar: "Wait, I thought the snake said his rodent friend's potion would disable our ability to see them, how are we still able to see this?"
  • Mack Salmon: "I suspect it may be of a slow respondse, but I would imagine it would kick it any moment now."
  • Tai Lung: "Well we'll be fine for as long as-"
  • Mo Tong's voice: "Wait, My fault! I accsidently used the recipe for the slow vision blocker!"
  • Fu-Xi's voice: "SERIOUSLY SQUEAKERS?!"
  • Mo Tong's voice: "MO TONG?!"
  • Lord Shen's voice: "Don't worry, we'll just sit here and wait for it to kick in, then we'll discuss our other stragity when it does."
  • Cobra: "..... And alchourse the misfits would be smart enough to deside another plan apawn the discovery of the rodent's misfired selection of a vision blocker. (Makunga burst into laughter)"
  • Makunga: But still, that was still stupidly funny of them to not ask about the kind of vision blocker spell first! Idiots!
  • Pete: "But now they're gonna use a plan we won't know about cause of a vision blocker! Once it kicks in, we'll be blinder then steriotypically blind bats! If only we have a fancy spying bug like they do!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Ohhh, funny you mention that. See, it's abit of a hobby of mine to create eviler versons of the Pen-gu-in Kolwalski's inventions for in case we would have need of them. It does include their spybug."
  • Mirage: Glad you imbeciles are FINALLY trying for once.
  • Jafar: I concur. This is something I thought I'd never see.
  • Dr. Faciler: "But what makes ya sure the misfits won't be cautious of a sudden pest problem buzzing around them?"
  • Dr. Blowhole: Oh, this is a different kind of spying bug. It's not a fly.
  • Dr. Facilier:... Then what is it?

Meanwhile

  • Kowalski: (Small robotic mosquitoes were seen in a swampy area where the heroes were coming through as they bit them and injected nanites into their blood which moved into the eye and projected a screen on Blowhole's computer)

Blowhole's Lab

  • Blowhole: (Each POV nanocamera appeared with Kairi's, SpongeBob's, Spyro's, and Shen's being the biggest screens)... It's foo-oo-oo-oolproof.
  • One of Maleficent's Goons: Why would it be foolproof when it needs to fool them?
  • Maleficent: (She blasted him) DON'T TAKE IT LITTERALLY, IDIOT!
  • Blowhole: But wait, there's more. These nanobots can monitor the misfits' brain activity and health. This will give us a leg-up on their next move.
  • Xigbar: Good work, Blowhole!
  • Sephiroth: Does it come with mind-control?
  • Blowhole: This is supposed to be subtle, so no. But it is something to consider as a patch update in the future.
  • Pete: Well we'll take what we can get. Kairi will soon be ours.
  • Fagin: "Then it'll be a hot-skip of a jump to free the Darkspawn."
  • Xehanort: "Oh sure, sure... I'll, go see the other Hearts of Darkness Union about this matter. (Leaves)."
  • Cobra: "..... Xehanort has been acting rather, different, lately."
  • Mirage: "I'm sure it's just fatique on how long it took until this point that we're FINALLY doing this."
  • Cobra:... Maybe. But still, we will have to disguss this with him as soon as we contend with our latest Louger Headache. (Makunga Scoffs!)
  • Makunga: "Louger Headache he said, and we're watching from their persective thanks to Blowhole's gizmo! HA!"
  • Cobra: "IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE A PUN, MAKUNGA?!"
  • Makunga: I KNOW!! (Laughs)
  • Xehanort (Overhearing it from the doorway)/Cobra:... (Face-palm) Ugh! This better be worth it!
  • Saix: "Me and Xigbar, have things to do as well. (The duo leave)."

Meanwhile...

  • The Ritual Building was seen, as mess of minions were guarding it, with the Japperwocky resting on the top.
  • Saix and Xigbar appeared before the minion masses.
  • Villain Leage Shocktrooper: "Xigbar and Saix sirs! (Salutes)..... What're your orders?"
  • Saix: "..... (Readies his weapon as Xigbar readies his weapons)..... You all may want to reconsider guarding this place."
  • The Minions were surprised!
  • Assassin: "(Flew in on his Dreadwing) (Muffled) WHAT NERVE YOU HAVE TO DRAW WEAPONS ON US?!"
  • Saix: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."
  • Xigbar: "I think he was either asking "What nerve do you have to draw weapons on us" or "Butt-hurt dooaaas blue peons punus."."
  • Saix: ".... I'm gonna assume it's the first one. Ahem! See, it's because, I'm expecting friends, and they have better things to do, (The other defect Organisation Members arrived from shadow portals), Then contend with you phathic louts."
  • Axel: "Hey, Saix, I see you just about got the party started."
  • Ape Commander: "TWO OF THE HEARTS OF DARKNESS UNION HAVE BETRAYED US TO THE ESCAPED DEFECTS?! ATTACK?!"
  • The Minion Armies charged!
  • The Organisaition readied their weapons.
  • Demyx: "WHO'S READY TO ROCK?! (Uses his gitaur to summon a forcefield that slams all the minions hard and slams them into defeated piles of nothing!)......"
  • Japperwocky: "(Growls)..... (Climbs down from the building and snarls at them)....... I'll deal with you, myself. (Hisses)."
  • Larxence: "Ugh, don't spit out your tongue at us, lizard breath! (Throws a weapon into the Japperwocky's tongue, impaling it as the beast snarled in pain!)."
  • Axel: "Okay, ugly.... Get ready to die like how the real you did, you puppet replica. Got it memorised?"
  • The Japperwocky angerly prepared for battle.
  • Axel: "Yo, Saix, want to take down this sucker with me?"
  • Saix: "This abomination had it long coming. (They turned their Keyblades into Vorpal Blades and decapitated the Jabberwocky after pinning him to a wall)..."
  • Axel:... Now back to the task at hand.
  • Larxene: Indeed.
  • Xigbar: Now let's make sure these louts don't expose us. (He magically sends them into very dangerous magical woods with the Villain League Castle in view)
  • Demyx: The Ritual Building is ours now!
  • Axel: (They entered as they saw Belle, Alice, Snow White, Aurora, Jasmine, and Cinderella in stasis)... Still as beautiful as the day they were kidnapped in the original timeline.
  • Voice: "Well, well, well, you misfits got ballsy."
  • Shadow Aladdin, Scourge Jasimine, and Evil Genie emerged, as they are joined with Bad Po.
  • Bad Po: " I mean it, you misfits got more ballsier then expec- (Was surrpsied by the fact it was the defected Organisation Members)..... HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE F***?! YOU'RE NOT THE LOUGERS?!"
  • Luxford: "Your right.... (Readies his cards) We're MUCH worse."
  • Bad Po: "..... (Saw Saix and Xigbar) Hey, what're you two dips***s doing with them?"
  • Xigbar: "Try viewing it like, we're resigning."
  • Bad Po: ".... Tch. No problem. All the more asses for me to kick. Evil Genie, do your thing."
  • Evil Genie roared as he started to conjure magic!
  • Xigbar: (They used their magic to undo their existence just as the magic volleys approached them)...... God they're annoying.
  • Larxene: Agreed. Now let's get back to work.

Hearts of Darkness Union Room.

  • Xehanort was about to enter when he spontantiously sensed something!
  • Xehanort: "..... No.... Not this soon?! Not now?! (Breaks into the room and surprising the other members)! The defects are back and they're distrupting everything?!"
  • Jafar's Heartless: "Say no more, Master. We'll contend with them. (He and the other members vanish)."
  • Xehanort: "...... This is going down the crapper too soon?! I need to secure my book!"

Xehanort's room.

  • Xehanort entered his room, and gasped to see that Teen Mang, with a shocked face, was looking at the Book of Predictions......
  • Xehanort: "..... YOU MORONIC PEST, PUT THAT DOWN?!"
  • Teen Mang saw Xehanort and yelped!
  • Teen Mang made a run for it!
  • Xehanort: "COME BACK HERE, YOU PEST?! (Charged after him)!"
  • Xehanort pulled out his own dark Keyblade and started to fire attacks at a panicy Teen Mang as Teen Mang yelped like a cowerd!
  • Xehanort: "UNHAND MY BOOK NOW, OR I WILL ENSURE YOU WILL REGRET IT?!"
  • Teen Mang: "MASTER?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!?"

Leagers' Location.

  • Cobra: "(Became shocked) Teen Mang?! TEEN MANG?! (Runs off to the shorce of the yelling!)"
  • Pete: "Oh don't tell me them Lougers pulled one of their famous sneakies on us!"
  • Maleficent: "No, it, it, it's actselly a force stronger, yet darker then them!"
  • Junjie: "Well worse case scenario, Teen Mang could've gotten into his room and touched his over-precious secret book that he kicked me out of his room for that one time I was made to do chores and that I can STILL feel that boot of his! (Silence)...... What?"
  • Mirage: "..... Did you say, "Over-Precious Secret Book"?"
  • Junjie: "Well, I, assumed it was his private thoughts journel or something. Though I could vaguely guess it's weird title. Something among the lines of "Predictions" or what have you....."
  • Maleficent got very surprised.....
  • Maleficent: "...... XEHANORT HAD THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS, ONE OF THE HEAVILY GUARDED MISSING BOOKS OF THE INFINITY LIBARY WITH HIM ALL THIS TIME?!"
  • Junjie: "Wait a minute, WHAT NOW?!"
  • Mirage: "Maleficent, what do you mean?!"

Xehanort's Location.

  • Teen Mang was chased by Xehanort into the Leage's main throwne room as Xehanort fired more attacks and wrecked the place in the process trying to hit Teen Mang!
  • Xehanort: "HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE FAILED EXSPEARIMENT?! UGH, WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO GIVE THAT IDIOT MANG HIS OWN VERSON OF HIMSELF?!"
  • ???: "WHAT THE FUCK, XEHANORT?!"
  • Xehanort was surprised as he saw Mang.......
  • Xehanort: "...... Ohhhhh, drats."
  • Mang: "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Xehanort: "Oh, uh..... Teen Mang stole my private journel!"
  • Mang: "...... Mini-me?! What's the big idea, young man?!"
  • Teen Mang: Um... I can explain?
  • Xehanort: I doubt it. You are in big trouble. Cobra? Give him the worst spanking of his life.
  • Cobra: Of course, but I must ask, why do you have the Book of Predictions as your private journel? (Xehanort was surprised by that)! That book belongs to the Infinity Library!
  • Xehanort: "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"
  • Cobra: "Oh come now, I may not be cosmicly aware, but I WAS Oogway's student, who's enlightentment allowed for a form of cosmic awareness! And I'm more then capable to reckitnese the freaking book of predictions and the Infinity Libary! Speaking of that, SERIOUSLY, WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS, MAN?!"
  • Xehanort: That's none of your concern. Now do your job on watching the Lodgers!
  • Cobra: No! I want answers right- (Xehanort snaps and wipes the memories of the Villain League's knowledge of the book)
  • Xehanort:... Have Teen Mang punished for going where he shouldn't have!
  • Cobra: (Hypnotized) It will be done, Master Xehanort!
  • Teen Mang: (Hypnotized) Aw darn it! (The two left)
  • Xehanort:... (Sighs).... That was close. When the Great Cycle is done, that little delinquent is going to be the first one to go! (Locks the Book of Predictions up harder with magic)...

Ritual Building

  • Jafar's Heartless: Excuse me? I don't think you belong here. (He and the other Hearts of Darkness Members caught the defect organisation to secure the Princesses)
  • Axel: YOU!
  • Rourke's Heartless: (Shrieks)
  • The Creeper: SEVERAL KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!
  • Roxruek: Let's teach them a lesson, shall we?
  • Xigbar: How about you try it?
  • Jafar's Heartless:.... As you wish. But not because you asked.
  • The Organisation and the Hearts of Darkness began fighting!

Louger's location.

  • Icky: "After some time talking since the Vision Blocker came into effect, I think this time we finally found the perfect plan this time around-"
  • Deadpool: "WAIT A MINUTE?! I just remembered, I meant to warn you guys that Dr. Blowhole has a real bad copycat problem and has been known to copy Kolwalski's stuff, and it MAAAAAAAAAAAY include your spybug! Only he might do it differently enough that he could've infected one of us!"
  • Silence......
  • Lord Shen: "....... GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! THEN THAT'S ANOTHER PLAN WE CAN'T USE?!"
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski! For safety reasons, we can't afford any plan making until we scan EVERYONE for potaitional Blowhole probes."
  • Kolwalski: "(Salutes) Sir!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I'll be sure to have Mother to blind and deaf the infected so the leage can't use them to monitor us."

Leage's Location.

  • The Leagers groan at this!
  • Pete: "D'OHHHHH, THAT DEADPOOL?!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "HOW DID WE FORGET THAT WE USED TO DRAG THAT IDIOT AROUND WITH US?!"
  • Plankton: "Well great?! Now it's only a matter of time before they find the infected members and render them blind and deaf and stupid to their new plan?!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "(Sighs), It was good while it lasted."
  • Scroop: Someday we WILL kill that bastard!
  • Carnage: He can't die, stupid.
  • Scroop: Those power-nullifying collars in his second movie and his own carbonadium swords would beg to differ. Death knows it'll make her happy.
  • Maleficent: Fools! All you must do is throw off their suspicion! Allow me!

Lodgers' Location

  • Kowalski: (Maleficent made the nanobots disappear from the Lodgers eyes just as Kowalski scanned them)... Nothing. We're clean.
  • Deadpool: Well not clean, but you know! (Scoffs wildly and laughed)
  • Fu-Xi: Thank goodness.

Blowhole's Lab

  • Maleficent: (Destroys the nanobots) We have all the information we require regardless.
  • Jafar: "But they litterally said they won't use the current plan anymore. And even then, they're smart enough to not risk something if they suspect something!"
  • Maleficent: "I-..... Ohh, poo."
  • Blowhole: Couldn't you just put those nanobots back in the Lodgers?
  • Maleficent: No. The Lodgers would ask if we used magic to hide it. (Shows them asking themselves that as Merlin magically scanned them through her scepter, though cause of the vision blocker it was mostly staticy)... See? If they were brought back, it would've been over. No more of those nanobots. And likely, the Lougers won't use that plan anymore out of caution.
  • Blowhole: Then how do we watch them?!
  • Galaxhar: "Wait, I just realised something..... Weren't we talking about something else?"
  • The Leager's got confused by that......
  • Carnage: What WERE we talking about?
  • Mack Salmon: "I think it was something about, a book."
  • The group got abit of memory back through a migrain!
  • Pete: "GREAT WALT DISNEY, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
  • Plankton: "Did we.... Just got a bit of memory back?!"
  • Mirage: Whatever it was, we must worry about it after we get Kairi. The Lodgers are coming after us quickly, and we can no longer afford setbacks. Now let's find Cobra and Teen Mang and alert the security teams.
  • Tai Lung: "But what about whatever their new plan is going to be?"
  • Mirage: "Obviously spying on them one way or the other is enturnally out of the question. We'll just have to wing it and be ready for surprises."
  • Junjie: "If you say so."

Ritual Room.

  • The Hearts of Darkness Union began dropping like flies and disapate into nothing as it was down to Jafar's Heartless!
  • Jafar's Heartless: "(Got surrounded by the defect Organisation)..... This is not suppose to go down like this! The Book of Predictions promised that we would assend to greatness!"
  • Axel: "Sorry, but the thing is, the Book of Predictions can sometimes change it's mind on things. Any intional forwarning it gives will become inaccreate to time's ever changing mind. And you got the bad luck that time changed it's mind again."
  • Jafar's Heartless: "Well don't get cocky, cause any second now, he's gonna come in here and stop this little charade! (Nothing occured)......."
  • Axel: "..... That is, unless he knows that there's no helping you now."
  • Jafar's Heartless: "...... WHY ISN'T HE HERE?!"
  • Axel: "Well, if I had to guess...."

Flashback.

  • The Leagers found a hypnotised Mang and Teen Mang, Maleficent smacked the both of them out of it!
  • Cobra: "I MEAN IT, XEHANORT, GIVE UP THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS NOW, SO HELP ME, I- (The Leagers got mingraines from that).......... XEHANORT?!"

Ritual Room.

  • Jafar's Heartless: "..... Ohhh. I, don't suppose it's too late for me to switch sides now, right?"
  • Axel: ".... Adios, dickhole. (Snaps fingers as Jafar's Heartless bursts into flames!)"
  • Saix: Good riddance to bad rubbish!
  • Axel: Now let us return to business.

Leager's Location.

  • The Leagers surround and complain angerly to Xehanort, this time he can't cheapshot-snap his way out of it!
  • Cobra: "WHY HAVE YOU KEPT THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS A SECRET FROM US?!"
  • Maleficent: "WHY DID YOU ERASED OUR MEMORIES?!"
  • Plankton: "WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS?! (The Leagers look confusingly at Plankton)..... What? Just thought I lighten the mood here."
  • Junjie: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS TOMFOOLERY?!"
  • Cobra: "AM I TO ASSUME YOU WERE BEHIND JUNJIE'S NONSENSE IN THAT ONE TIME SPONGEBOB FORGOT WHO HE WAS?! AND THAT IT EXPLAINS WHY YOU BLASTED THOSE SENTIENT HEARTLESS BACK WHEN THE MISFITS WERE DEALING WITH A KEYHOLE IN BERK?! IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT, XEHANORT?!"
  • Xehanort: "..... (Angerly gives up) FIRST OFF, STOP CALLING ME XEHANORT?! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW I'M NOT THE ORIGINAL XEHANORT?! HE'S LONG PLACED IN KINGDOM HEARTS EVER SINCE THE SOFT-RESETS?!"
  • Hades: ".... Soft-Resets? Are we bringing Undertale Logic into this now?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Surely you simpletons saw what occured in the 3rd entry of the Kingdom Hearts game! What occured in that event, invoked the time councilers to try and remove his existence with soft-resets?! That's why the disney worlds involved in those times, are like they are now?!"
  • Cobra: "..... Is that why-"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Yes?! It was EXACTLY why Architect brought ME forth with YOUR help, Mang?! At least, back when you took things seriously, in the time before the Second Cartoonian War?!"

Flashback.

  • Cobra: "Architect, I don't understand, why do you want to make a, "Xeyhandmort"."
  • Architect: "It's "Xehanort", and trust me. This man is connected to the power, of Kingdom hearts."
  • Cobra: "Ohhh, Oogway once told me about that realm. Troubling things tend to happen with that realm."
  • Architect: "Well trust me on this: I want the Darkspawn to harness these powers."
  • Cobra: "I don't know, Master Architect. Darkness of Kingdom Hearts tends to be addicting. Look at what happened with the infamous Mothrons."
  • Architect: "Be assured. When done correctly, we can have an unlimited army, of Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed. Maybe a dark Dream Eater or two, but let's worry more about the big three."
  • Cobra: "And, your positive this won't, backfire, Architect?"
  • Architect: "Depends, you do wish to appease Malefor after his willingness to bring you into the kind of power Oogway denied you off, correct?"
  • Cobra: "..... Yes?"
  • Architect: Then it's time to stop holding back. You must take risks again. Is that not why the Darkspawn chose you from the beginning?
  • Cobra: "Well yes, but Kingdom Hearts?"
  • Architect: ".... Try, looking at it like this: Think of the kind of power you were denied off from Oogway, and imagine it incrised, tenfold?"
  • Cobra:......... Go on...
  • Architect: "Envision it, if you will.... A tireless force of minions, incapable to think for themselves, made to mindlessly follow your orders, to a capital T. They will not relent or give in. They, will be tireless."
  • Cobra: ".... Well, I mean, just relying on the Darkspawn Warriors alone will have the issue of limitations, and, we could use that extra push now that I think about it."
  • Architect: Then let us begin. Believe me, Mang... Great things are sure to happen.

Present

  • Nega-Xehanort: "AND THEN I WAS MADE?!"
  • Pete: "Duh..... I know we already realised this guy was a fake, but, IS THIS FOR REAL?!"
  • Cobra:..... Regretably, I took Architect's ambition too seriosuly as I had always did, espeically when Dark Shen happened. Alas, it's true. This Xehanort is the earliest pre-Second War creation and was respondsable for why Radient Garden saw an attack from the Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed that got involved with the Darkspawn attack. The original timeline where Xehanort was redeemed was split and given a time dilation.
  • Voort: Time dilation?
  • Cobra: "Well, you know, the "Soft Resets" he brought up. The Time Lords tried to undo the events of Kingdom Hearts 3 so many times that eventually, they settled for one where Xehanort as he truely was, didn't existed. But they didn't count on Architect's ability to be chronologically aware of the altered timeline. So, here we are now, with this defecter, of what was meant to be an eviler twin to the original, turning against us."
  • Junjie: "BUT HOW DID A BOOK SUCCEED IN MAKING HIM BEING LIKE THAT?!"
  • Teen Mang: "In the book, he, he...... HE WANTS TO USE A SCARY APOCALYSE TO BRING KINGDOM HEARTS INTO OUR UNIVERSES?!"
  • Fagin: "But some of us can ALREADY summon it's top three creatures, isn't that over-kill?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "It isn't for that..... The Great Cycle, is so much more then that!"
  • Hades: "THE GREAT CYCLE?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "A cataclysmic event that is meant to return ALL worlds into Kingdom Hearts, faster then just opening the door to it can do, and much more intense then damaging a Keyhole! It's power can bring it's creatures to massivey invade all worlds, and usher in, a realm where it's causer can rule! A realm, I intent to create! And I had to do it, via making you idiots do pointless things like making the misfits wanted even when WE were the criminals here and why you dolts are still on the Princess of Heart Plan when these many years of stagnation would've made you give them up by now cause their defence of Kairi placed you all in a stalemate?!"
  • Mirage: "SO YOU WERE NEVER SERIOUS ABOUT HELPING THE DARKSPAWN?! EVEN WHEN YOU WERE MADE ONE?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Happly, I resign from that position. Let's just say, I'm after power, GREATER, then just demonic powers."
  • Junjie: "Duh, duh, THIS IS TIREK ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Cept Tirek STILL IS A DARKSPAWN?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "THE DARKSPAWN ARE OLD HATS ANYWAY?! THEY HAD THEIR TIME TWICE, AND WITH THE LOUGERS, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SERIOUS REMINANTS, EVEN THE ARCHITECT, ARE FOUND AND BANISHED BACK INTO THE BANISHED REALMS, WHILE THOSE TURNED INTO UTTER JOKES ARE THROWN IN IMPRISONMENT?! I may be old, but I know when something isn't hip anymore! Besides.... I always thought Malefor was an overambitious fool anyway?! (Mirage yowled angerly) Even a purple dragon, could not look past his basic desires and realise TRUE power within Kingdom Hearts other then free labor in it's creatures?! Even the Architect could've been more enlighten then that!"
  • Cobra: "THIS WAS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING I TRIED TO WARN ARCHITECT ABOUT IN THOSE PRE-WAR TIMES?! Well, I am going to abort this mistake for good! (Readies Medailian) I brought you into this world, and by Malefor's might, I'm gonna bring you out of it?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Go ahead, Mang, see what happens."
  • Cobra: "(Angerly charges up his meddailian)."
  • Chrysalis: "Mang, wait, I think he's just trying to bait you into a trap- (He fired as Xehanort just rebounded it with a magic portal and destroyed the medallion)"
  • Cobra:... No! NOT AGAIN!!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: (His Organization Members surround the villains)... I think it's time, for some new management.

Outside Villain League Castle

  • Nega-Xehanort: (Kicks all the Villain Leaguers out) YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CROSSED ME, FOOLS!
  • Mirage: YOU TRAITOROUS MONSTER!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THIS NIHILISTIC PLAN OF YOURS SINCE YOU CAME?! WHAT IS THIS 'GREAT CYCLE' SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?!
  • Nega-Xehanort: You've always known that the True Xehanort's ulterior goal is to balance good and evil, Mirage.
  • Cobra: "BUT THAT XEHANORT WAS A MISGUIDED TWIT ABOUT IT?! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE MORE EVIL?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: Oh yes, I am more evil then Xehanort the True. But where he stopped at getting the X-Blade, now I wanted to atthive what he wanted to do, via a powerful destruction of the universes! When you and Architect separated me in two, you chose to risk my own goals. My lighter side was nothing, because he ruined your plans for Kairi in his own timeline. I am the real Xehanort by virtue that I am actselly loyal to darkness. The one you trusted with making you the best Villain League you can be. Then you tossed me to the wind, because of, formalities, that you grown to soft to what darkness can REALLY do beyond, childish sceames and cartoon villain shenanagans! But how does one truly balance good and evil as a villain? How does one show the trueness of good and evil in harmony? How do dark and light, balance? These questions run through my mind as I watch this miserable dimension. Cartoonish. Comedic... Foolish.
  • Tai Lung: "Well to be fair, this series is primarly a comedy, so-"
  • Nega-Xehanort: And now, finally, my time has dawned. I brought all I am to this fight, body and soul. But is it enough? How do our capabilities compare? The Lodgers can humiliate and shame even the most bloodthirsty of conquerors, if not villains in general like they were NEVER meant to be taken seriously as unaware servents of darkness.
  • Pete: "Wait, "Servents of Darkness"? Isn't that what Mothrons usually say-"
  • Nega-Xehanort: They can earn the trust of those from other dimensions. And triumph from even the biggest threats, that could've give them life anew. What in the infinite sea of the multiverses can a minor soul possibly gain, to defeat something like that? How does one defeat such a force of nature? The answer is clear: The Great Cycle. Observe! (They see a heart-shaped moon and the same thing was seen on all worlds in the UUniverses)...... The Great Cycle is the union of realms that was, and never was. Nothing, and something. The Lodgers are the pinnacle of hope and achievers of the universally impossible. Nothing mortal, immortal, or even beyond, could possibly defeat them. If they were to storm in right now, they WILL win. But I, am nothing like you. Nothing like any of their opponents. The Great Cycle is the invasion of infinity. Invasion universe-wide, consumption into the void that never was, until the nothingness becomes the somethingness. And yet the somethingness becomes the nothingness. A world where fate is under the control of only one person...... ME!
  • Cobra:... I never knew you saw this so passionately.
  • Junjie: "And I thought Hundon had a pretty talent for words."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Now, it'll only be me, and my creations."
  • ???: "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, I don't think they're a thing anymore. (The Original Organisation 13 Members showed up).... (Axel Holds Jafar's Heartless' Hat) Got it memberised?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... I see you desided to spare the misfits the trouble of dealing with my creations."
  • Jafar: "Annnnnnd there goes my doppleganger."
  • Clayton: "For the better, personally. That guy was a prick."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Ugh. Another defying deviation against the Book of Predictions. Has the cosmic forces, desided to defy it's will?"
  • Axel: "Funny thing about predictions, "Xehanort"........ They aren't always right."
  • Zexion: "The universe itself has deemed you an abominable abnormality that must be cleansed. Your ways are at an end."
  • Larxene: "Also, you're a dick, and you're gonna die for it."
  • Nega-Xehanort: ".... It's a pity you would turn against the man respondsable for your existence."
  • Saïx: "That's the thing..... The real Xehanort is put to rest in Kingdom Hearts..... You, are but a glorifived replica. And it's time, you are outmoded."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles confidently)..... So, Siax, I take it you were never a serious ally to the Leage then, as well?"
  • Mirage: "OH COME ON, SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Saix: "..... I guess you can say, I delfelupted a will of my own with the true Xehanort gone. I was planning on leaving eventually, cause their antics were starting to get annoying..... But this unexpected deviation of your precious book of Predictions...... Heh, I couldn't ask for a better way to give my resignation."
  • Xigbar: "Same. Ya really lost me when ya turned out to be a fake. Now, I wanna be a free man like the others."
  • Marluxia: "We are beyond being Xehanort's toys now. We shall write, our own destenies."
  • ???: "Then perhaps, you would care for a second opinion."
  • Xehanort's Heartless, Xemnas, and Young Xehanort, to Teen Mang's shocked betrayal, stand by Nega-Xehanort's side.
  • Xemnas: "Even if not the original, he still offers great power. It would be a shame to turn against that."
  • Vexen: "That's the thing..... Even if you succeed in creating your demented idea for a paradise, as one would say, "There'll always be a bigger fish". There can exist forces that match the power of Kingdom Hearts, even be greater then it, that even if you best all inrealm oppisition, it'll only be a tandrum these forces themselves will have to quell. And trust me, their methods are absolute and overwealming. They will wipe your tainted universe clean, into a new blankslate for a replacement to come with time."
  • Young Xehanort: "A challnage we'll welcome, in time. Be assured that the Great Cycle will give us power great enough, that we will be on a leveled playing field with them. And if we have to.... We'll get stronger with every great cycle to other universes and dimentions. Even the insignifigant ones. Either way, we'll become like army ants finally strong enough to bring down humans. Even the cosmic forces, can face defeat."
  • Vexen: "..... A bold statement....... But I noticed that, you're missing someone. (Moves aside for a charging Vanitas to battle cry and began to battle with a surprised but still prepared Young Xehanort)."
  • Vanitas: "I ALWASY KNEW HE WASN'T MY REAL MASTER?! AND YOU ARE ALSO FAKES, FOR MY MASTER'S REAL CREATIONS WOULD NEVER BE LOYAL TO A DOPPLEGANGER?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "True..... We're not like the originals. We are tied to his repalcement. (The two began to fight!)."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "An unfortunate truth, Vanitas, that you allow Nostalgia to rule you. But not an unexpected ineditablity. (Summons Terra-Xehanort)...... I am prepared, to replace you. (Raises his hand) And at least he, is more obedient! (Points as Terra-Nort charged!)!"
  • Axel: "And now, for a surprise of our own. (Ansem the Wise appeared and used his own weapon to beat back Terra-Nort!)"
  • Terra-Nort: "..... GRRRRRRRRRR?!"
  • Ansem: "..... If you seek a battle, then it shalt not be me..... But your old comrades."
  • ???: "TERRA?!"
  • Terra-Nort looked confusedly at the arriving Aqua and Ventus!
  • Ventus: "It's us! Your friends?!"
  • Terranort: "..... (Terra's voice) Aqua? Ventus?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Seeker, Xenmas, dispose of those two?! (Xehanort's Heartless and Xenmas flew forth and charged at the two!)"
  • The two entered armored mode and began fighting with Xehanort's Heartless and Xenmas!
  • Nega-Xehanort: "(Laughs)..... Were they the best surprise you go, Ansem?"
  • Ansem: "...... There is, a part two."
  • An Inigo Blue Was seen forming inside the Fortress.
  • Cobra gasped in surprise!
  • Cobra: "...... T....... T........ Tyro?"
  • Suddenly, the fortress explouded!
  • Dr. Blowhole: "D'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN?!"
  • The mist faded, as Tyro was reveiled.......
  • Terra-Nort: "...... (Terra's voice) Ty, ro?"
  • Tyro: "...... Terra, you need to fight it. Don't let this replica of a dark past control you."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Oh no you don't?! (Gets a stronger control of Terra-Nort) ATTACK?!"
  • Terra-Nort charged as both it and Tyro began to fight!
  • Nega-Xehanort: "(Looks at the Organisation)..... But don't worry..... I haven't forgotten about you bunch. (Summons forth a collection of pocessed Boss Level Haartless, A Behemoth, A Dark Thorn, A Grim Reaper, an Illuminator, a Kurt Zisa, Volcanic and Blizzard Lords, Ruler of the Sky, Storm Rider, and a Darkside.)...... See...... I got friends for you too. (The Organisation got ready)...... DISPOSE OF THEM?! (The Summoned Heartless Bosses charged at the Organisation as a fight broke out!)...... (Looking at Ansem) Got any more surprises?"
  • Ansem: "Yes. (Readies weapon).... You being bested by my hand. (The two started to fight!)....."
  • Roxas and Xion looked on at the battle.......
  • Roxas: "...... Looks like they got their hands full."
  • Xion: "..... Now, we can proceed with leading the Lougers here."

Louger's location.

  • The Group got out and saw the Leage Fortress got wrecked, along with seeing a Kingdom Hearts' moon......
  • Boy Sora: "..... KINGDOM HEARTS?!"
  • Icky: "(This video)"
Nostalgia Critic "wha-wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaaa?"

Nostalgia Critic "wha-wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaaa?"

  • Iago: "(This video)"
JonTron - I Will Always Love You

JonTron - I Will Always Love You

  • Deadpool: "..... Huh...... That's different."
  • Quidilen: "..... Uh, this is my inner AUUian speaking from my Darkness Qui days, but..... Are, giant Heart-Shaped Moons, normal around here?"
  • Boy Sora: No. It's the sign that a world is about to be consumed by Heartless and become a part of Kingdom Hearts.
  • Quidilen: "There's a kingdom, for hearts?"
  • Saldaron: "Kingdom Hearts is assentually a large outer dimention that expands it's reach to many realms in the Multiverse, though it's enfluence is espeically strong here."
  • Quidilen: "..... And that moon being here, is bad, right?"
  • Riku: "Trust us. We know from exspearience. A world coming to Kingdom Hearts, isn't typically fun time for everyone."
  • Pang Bing was freaking out with a migrain!
  • Gazelle: "Pang Bing! What's wrong?!"
  • Pang Bing: "...... I don't wish, to alarm anyone..... But it is not just this world in danger. Many moons like this have appeared in other worlds!"
  • Donald: "WHAT THE?! THAT ISN'T NORMAL EVEN FOR KINGDOM HEARTS?!"
  • Saldaron: "I fear, this isn't your conventional Kingdom Hearts-based armageddon."
  • Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed began to appear everywhere from small shadow portals as the armies charged torwords civilisation!
  • Spyro: "They're running to the direction of Dragon Realms New York and the Dragon Guardian Temple! We need to stop them?!"
  • Saldaron: "It won't do you any good. Even if you take down a good number, they'll overwealm you eventually, and hold you down until they can drag you into Kingdom Hearts, or even turn you into a mindless drone like them if your suited for it."
  • Lord Shen: "Also, THERE IS THE MATTER OF THE PRINCESSES, SPYRO?! THE ONES THE HIGH COUNCIL MADE US PROMISE TO BRING BACK ON A SILVER PLATTER?!"
  • Spyro: But what about everyone in New York?
  • Saldaron: It's occurring everywhere else. There's nothing you can do but finish the job on saving the Princesses.
  • Kairi:... (Sighs) He's right. I've seen the Heartless' power of numbers. They're like an infinite army. We must save my fellow Princesses of Heart!
  • King Mickey: Then let's move! (They fought their way through the Heartless, Nobody, and Unversed onslought, arriving to the ground ruins to find the Organization Members fighting the Boss Heartlesses and Nega-Xehanort fighting Ansem, even Tyro fighting Terra-Nort to their surprise!).... Okay, seriously didn't see this coming.
  • Ansem: "The lougers? No, it's too soon! Roxas and Xion were suppose to- (Nega-Xehanort force-pushed Ansem the Wise away!)"
  • Nega-Xehanort: Hello, Lodgers. We've been expecting you. (He used his magic to levitate Kairi to him)
  • Lord Shen: KAIRI!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: See? This is what those fools in the Villain League SHOULD have done.
  • Fu-Xi:... I-
  • Lord Shen: Don't say it! We had no way of knowing for sure!
  • Nega-Xehanort: Well... (Kairi was put in stasis) The collection is complete.
  • SpongeBob: XEHANORT, I KNOW FREEING THE DARKSPAWN IS ALL TOO TEMPETING TO YOU AND YOUR POWER HUNGRY DESPOT PALS IN THE LEAGE, BUT YOU BETTER LEAVE KAIRI ALONE?!
  • Nega-Xehanort:... But what good is the Darkspawn to me?
  • Sora: (Everyone was confused)... What?
  • Icky: "Bubububububububububububububububub, BUT THAT WAS LITTERALLY WHAT YOU GUYS SPENT TEN YEARS FOR?!"
  • Ansem: "(Gets up), Why, didn't Roxas and Xion found you yet?"
  • Axel: "(Holding off a Blizzard Lord) Wanna bet Xehanort's new entourage may've started to cause troubles for them?"
  • Ansem: "(Sighs disgruntled), The one flaw to my counter-plan."
  • Boy Sora: "WAIT, ANSEM THE WISE?! THE ORIGINAL ORGANISATION MEMBERS?! FIGHTING AGAINST THE HEARTLESS?!"
  • Icky: "Wait a minute, what's going on here, I thought you were tight with those guys!"
  • Vexen: "Wait a minute, (Dodges an attack from the Volcano Lord), You mean to tell me you simpletons haven't figured it all out by now?!"
  • Demyx: "Fair's fair, they can't always be ahead of every bad guy's game. (Blocks an attack from Kurt Zisa)."
  • Larxene: "Ugh, remind me again why we have to relie on these clowns to-"
  • Icky: "HEY?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Cobra: "WELL AS IT TURNS OUT, THIS DEFECTER CLONE OF THE ORIGINAL XEHANORT HAD ULTIEROR MOTIVES?! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE DARKSPAWN ANYMORE, OR, LIKELY AT ALL IF I WERE TO GUESS?! HE WAS SECRETLY KEEPING THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS FROM US, AND HIS CREATIONS WERE IN ON THE WHOLE SHABANG TO CAUSE A SUPER-APOCALYSE TO HAPPEN TO SEND ALL WORLDS TO KINGDOM HEARTS AS ONCE, VIA THE GREAT CYCLE?!"
  • Shifu, Soothsayer and Merlin gasped, as did Lady Su!
  • Shifu: "THE GREAT CYCLE?!"
  • Deadpool: "OH NO?! NOT THE GREAT CYCLE?! ANYTHING BUT THET GREAT CYCLE?!....... Da f***'s the Great Cycle?"
Dat Tuba Sound

Dat Tuba Sound

  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... Imagine a typical case of a world going to Darkness, but it happens to all worlds AT ONCE!"
  • Silence.......
  • Icky: "...... So, wait...... WHAT WAS WITH ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT MAKING US WANTED EVEN WHEN THAT WASN'T CONSIDERABLY REALISTIC OF A VILLAIN TEAM TO DO AND HOLDING ON TO A DEAD PLAN FOR 10 YEARS SINCE THE INCEPTION, IF YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT HELPING MALEFOR'S ASS OUT?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Cause originally I wanted to pan things out in a war of mutrition until eventually you get soggy and incompident till FINALLY we get Kairi! But it was starting to get old when the League were being no less moronic then you twits?!"
  • Deadpool: "Well, ya only think that because MSM thinks that, cause fair's fair, Season 13's a long time off from now."
  • Icky: "Not helping thet Season 3 is blouted with episodes."
  • Quidilen: "OKAY, HOLD THE PHONE?! Are you saying you've gone Yarge-Out and planning to cause a universeal apocalyse?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "That's a unique spin to it, but yes."
  • Ansem: Yarge-Out?
  • Icky: It's the AUU term for 'Benedict Arnold'. A traitor.
  • Cobra: "BUT WHY THE DEVIL DID YOU DECIDED TO DO THAT!?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Same way I got the book. I was, enlighten, by my secret benufactors that convinced me, that the Darkspawn, are failed servents of darkness and deserve to ROT in the Banished Realms."
  • Cobra: "..... OH BLOODLY HELL, DID SOME DAMN MOTHRONS USURPED YOUR LOYALTY FROM US?! CAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SAY "SERVENTS OF DARKNESS" BUT THEM?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "That's for me to know, and you to might not find out. Seeker, Xemnas, Young Me, Terra-Nort! Stay here and finish all these fools off?! I have matters to attend to! (Disappears with Kairi and the other princesses)"
  • Spyro/Boy Sora/Spongebob: "KAIRI?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I STILL SAY THAT BRINGING HER HERE WAS A BAD IDEA-"
  • SpongeBob: WE KNOW BRINGING KAIRI HERE WAS A BAD IDEA!!! DON'T RUB IT IN!!!!
  • Fake Ansem, Xemnas, Young Xehanort and Terra-Nort appeared before the misfits after ditching what they were currnetly battling.
  • Icky: "..... We really should've just waited until Season 13."
  • MSM: And spend countless years getting there? F*** that noise.
  • Deadpool: Say it, bro.
  • Iago: Don't use Deadpool as a mouthpiece!
  • SpongeBob: Well now what do we do?
  • Shifu:... We must go to the High Council. You must be informed of the Great Cycle.
  • Fake Ansem: "Don't you DARE ignor us- (The Defect organisation pounce onto Xehanort's loyalists and began fighting them along side the Heartless Bosses)"
  • Axel: "Yeah, Misfits, maybe leave these chuckleheads for us. Go ahead back to your High Council bosses, got it memorised?"
  • Icky: "Annnnnd, we're outie! (The Lougers made a run for it!)"
  • Fu-Xi: "THIS ALL COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF WE JUST LEFT KAY-RAY BACK IN THE-"
  • Lord Shen: "STOP BEING A BLOODLY PRICK ABOUT IT?! AND IT'S KAIRI?!"

Mysterious Tower, several hours later.

  • Yen Sid: (Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed were seen invading the UUniverses as many people with their own Keyblades and others from the party having been sent out to deal with the new problem were seen fighting them off until finally being overwhelmed by their numbers)... (Sighs) Well this is bad.
  • Merryweather: No duh!
  • Master Chao: Well I feared this day would come.
  • Merlin: As did I. We must find the 13 Clash Keyblades before they do.
  • Tigress: Can someone PLEASE explain what is going on?! What is the Great Cycle?!
  • Icky: "Tigress, DID YOU NOT PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT NOT-XEHANORT SAID?! ARE YOU BEING AMNIESITIC AS MERLIN RIGHT NOW?! HE LITTERALLY SAID IT'S A BASIC KINGDOM HEARTS THING ON STERIODS?!"
  • Tigress: "I did hear him, the problem is that HE WAS VAGUE ON WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?!"
  • Icky: "WELL HE SOUNDED PRETTY DAMN CLEAR TO ME, PUSSY CAT?!"
  • Tigress: "WHY YOU IDIOTIC-"
  • The Lougers broke into arguements!
  • Yen Sid: SILENCE!!!... Tigress is right. The Great Cycle is when all worlds are consumed by Kingdom Hearts, creating a world where the worlds that was and never was unite, and nothing ever changes except with the power of one person. Nega-Xehanort aims to be the person to control it as soon as he forges the X-Blade.
  • Willie: Well the thirteen Keyblades that make it have been lost for severalillion years.
  • Merlin: And finding the ones who clashed them is out since the UUniverses are crawling with Heartless.
  • Fauna: Lucky for you, we happen to have the location of all of them.
  • Banzai: WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THEM FOR SAFE-KEEPING IF YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME?!?
  • Rafiki:... Because they're already safe where they are.
  • Banzai:... Can't argue with that.
  • Merlin: Though I feel they won't be for long. We must retrieve them.
  • Donkey: Sounds like another whirlwind adventure.
  • Icky: "Wait, but, what about the Leage, Aqua, Ventus, Xion and Roxas, those defecting Organisation guys that're SOMEHOW alive and fighting for us appearently, Xehanort's terrorable 4, along with TYRO ACTSELLY BEING ALIVE AGAIN?!"
  • Yen Sid: "We will keep track of all of those things for you. Your concern belongs with the clashing blades now."
  • Icky: "So we're seriously glossing over that Tyro's alive now?!"
  • Skipper: "Well obviously Ansem the Wise and friends had something to do with that. What else is there to know?"
  • Icky: ".... That is seriously gonna become a "Worry about it later thing", isn't it?"
  • Spyro: "I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm surprised and excited for Tyro too, but, I think it's clear Tyro is capable of handling himself and his current situation. The least we can do for him is get those keyblades before Fake Xehanort, or his Mothron Benufactors if they're involved."

Mysterious Unknown Clock Tower.

  • Nega-Xehanort appeared in the tallest power over-seeing endless seas.
  • Five Figures appeared from shadow portels, silluetted.
  • ??? 1: "Dude, like, what took ya so long to finally get the ball rolling man?"
  • ??? 2: "I have to agree with the depressed brat! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, OLD MAN?!"
  • ??? 3: "I have wounds that heal faster then you make this day happen?! AND I HATE HEALING?!"
  • ??? 4: "I was starting to think you gave us, THE COLD SHOULDER?!"
  • ??? 2: "UGHH, YOU AND YOUR STUPID ICE PUNS?!"
  • ??? 5: "SILENCEIOUS QUIETAMONICUS?! (The four figures backed off abit before the 5th, largest figure).... Negatorious Xehanortimenius. Surelyamonitius youious didn'thah notious intentionalised the prolongious timeframeus ontoius ourselfiosus."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "You'll have to pardon being made to wait for this day, my dear benufactors. I had to work with villains that lost their edge ages ago. I'm finally free of them. And I dragged the Princesses along for the ride. (Shows the statised Princess of Hearts and Kairi)....."
  • ??? 1: "Tch, lame."
  • ??? 2: "That's a good thing in our terms, child?!"
  • ??? 1: "C'yeah, but it's NOT the clashing blades."
  • ??? 3: "Where are your abominations, Xehanort?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "The Book of Predictions, suffered a deviation."
  • ??? 4: "YA DON'T SAY, OLD MAN?! TALK ABOUT A REAL, CHILLING REVELATION?!"
  • ??? 3: "YOU FROST-OBCESSED TWIT, STOP MAKING ICE PUNS?!"
  • ??? 5: "ENOUGHCENTARI!? Negatorious Xehanortimenius, explanius thy reasonsious of absintarious?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "The earlier creations that have revolted have destroyed my other creations, and are in process to take care of my remaining ones eventually."
  • ??? 1: "(Sighs), Does that mean like, we have to like, help you and stuff?"
  • ??? 2: "Can't you just make more monstrosities?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Not on short notice, I'm afraid."
  • ??? 3: "I don't mind, really. It's better then just watching and waiting after all these years. Besides, we can find those blades while in the process of decreasing our designated worlds' purity, and deal away with our ex-uniter enemies."
  • ??? 4: "Seriously? I was hoping to spend time in my winter wonderland while the show goes off without a chill!"
  • ??? 5: "Youious wasis requestcenari'ed toious notious speakth moreious frost'temperature punious!"
  • ??? 4: "Oh why is it people can't stand my sense of humor yet nobody bats an eye at your weird talk?!"
  • ??? 3: "HE'S OUR LEADER, SIMPLETON?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "AHEM?! If I may, my superiors. By all means, still do what it is you aim to do. The World Purity of your assigned worlds would end up slowing down the Great Cycle anyway. But, if you happened apawn the Clash Blades, don't hesitate to, try and send them my way."
  • ??? 1: "Whatever. Not like we had anything better to do now."
  • ??? 2: "I suppose your devotion is worthy of SOME repaying."
  • ??? 3: "We were just about to go back anyway."
  • ??? 4: "Cool, as ice."
  • ??? 5: "Weious shallis returnmoary soonis."
  • The figures vanish......
  • Nega-Xehanort: "...... (Chuckles)..... Only a matter of time, now."

Chapter 3: Kingdom Hearts III All Over Again/Countdown to The Great Cycle

Olympus

  • Mortals are retreating for the safety of Mount Olympus as Hercules was using REALLY big rocks to block out the Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed.
  • Hercules: Are you sure this will stop them?
  • Phil: Herc, have we ever lied to you?
  • Meg: Eh, let's just give it a shot, huh, wonder boy?
  • Pain and Panic were having a nervious panic!
  • Phil: "Would you yutese relax? The Gods are giving mortals temporary sactuary from those freakazoids and Hercules is building a wall to block them out! We're just about safe!"
  • ???: "ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS?!"
  • Phil: "...... That doesn't sound good."
  • The Four Elemental Darkspawn Titans are seen fuzed into a Super-Titan, with the heads of the Originals next to eachother like how it is with the Rock Titan, as it has a rock-left arm, an ice-right arm, a lava body and a tornado under size as it has a giant combined Kingdom Hearts enemy symbol on it!
  • Phil: "..... DIFFENTLY NOT GOOD?!"
  • Pain: "ARE THOSE, THE TITANS?! COMBINED INTO ONE?!"
  • Panic: "BUT THEY WERE BANISHED?!"
  • Phil: "Something tells me Xehanort got to making more copycats and made THAT THING?!"
  • Super-Titan: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!"
  • Zeus: "(Saw it)..... Ohhhhh boy. I'm gonna need the BIG bolts."
  • Lord Shen: We can't let it get this Blade!
  • Icky: "Ya sure? He more sounds like he's after Zeus."
  • Lord Shen: "And can you guess WHY?!"
  • Icky:... Ugh, whatever, let's just get this Keyblade out of here. (The Lodgers locked the Keyhole causing the Heartless, Unversed and Nobodies, even the Super-Titan to disappear and left Olympus with the Blade)
  • Hercules: Sometimes it's annoying to deal with Kingdom Hearts.
  • Deadpool: "Awwww. I wanted to see you guys fight the cool giant titan monster."
  • Tigress: "Deadpool, don't complain."

The Caribbean

  • Jack Sparrow: (Defeated a Heartless Kraken and got the Keyblade)... Oy. I'm getting a smudge bit too old for this.
  • Davy Jones: "..... DAMN YOU, JACK SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Jack Sparrow: "Oh shut up and go back to your locker, Jones!"
  • Davy: (He and Jack duel as the aquatic Lodgers went to the underwater Keyhole and encountered a Lightning Angler)
  • Boy Sora: Aw darn!
  • Missing Link: God that's an ugly angler!
  • Donald: Aren't they all? (Much of them laughed and they fought it like this)
Kingdom Hearts 3 Level 1 Proud - Boss Lightning Angler

Kingdom Hearts 3 Level 1 Proud - Boss Lightning Angler

  • Riku: Hah! Winner winner fiiiiiiiiiiii... Something dinner? OH FORGET IT!! (Kicked the Keyhole Chest out of the Angler's gullet and unlocked it, destroying the Heartless)
  • SpongeBob:... How are you guys breathing down here again? Magic?
  • Riku/Boy Sora/Donald/Goofy: "What do you think?
  • Deadpool: "Oh, so we get to fight a stupid giant fish but NOT A BADASS MEGA-TITAN?!"
  • Icky: "Dude, can you NOT BITCH ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Jack: (As he kicked the defeated Davy Jones back into the drink) Your red friend is really weird.
  • Boss Wolf: Understatement of the decade.

100 Acre Wood

  • Tigger: (Whoopty-Dooper-Loopty-Looper-Ally-Ooper Bounced up the Keyblade's location)... Hoohoohoohoo, it worked.
  • The Queen Bee Heartless Arrived and Growled angry and pointed at their direction as Heartless based on Heffalumps and Woozles charged, along side a giant swarm of heartless bees!
  • Piglet: "OHHHH D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DEAR?!"
  • Dr. Cockroach: I think we just disturbed it's light-sapping hive.
  • Rabbit: Because of course. It just had to be a giant bee, with an army of Heffalumps and Woozles.
  • Pooh: "I don't suppose they would be satisfied with a hug, instead?"
  • Deadpool: "HAS THAT EVER WORKED FOR YOU IN ANY OF YOUR OWN ADVENTURE STORIES?!"
  • Pooh: "..... Admitingly, no. But it never hurted to try?"
  • Deadpool: OH GET REAL YOU LITTLE- (Peeks at the black TV rating box, seeing it as )... Chump.
  • Eeyore: Forget it. These guys are meant for taking it easy.
  • Deadpool: Then allow me. (Took out two random Keyblades) Thank you fandom. (Faced the Heartless bees, Heffalumps and Woozles) All the children in the audience, cover your eyes! (He wreaked havoc on them until he came across a Heartless Skullasaurus)...... They actually brought that thing in?!... (Did this)
Cat In The Hat, Son of a..

Cat In The Hat, Son of a... (chop tail off scene)

  • Deadpool: (He was smacked into a tree as a beehive fell on his head and he got attacked by bees and came out blistered and swollen)... I liked RaidMaster Productions' Pooh's Grand Adventure YTP better than this! Amazing that it's even still around after 11 years! (Fainted with his butt in the air)
  • Icky: "Oh for god's sake, he complained about not being able to fight the Super-Titan, yet he couldn't handle this bag of bones?"
  • Lord Shen: "Deadpool was always a man of Double Standerds."
  • Riku: "Uh, how's about we take this from here, Guys?"
  • Haroud: Well you're the Keyblade Wielders.
  • Goofy: Take down this stupid-named- (The Hyenas had already destroyed it)...
  • Shenzi:... What? It was a dinosaur that wore dinosaur bones like armor. Looked delicious.
  • Sora: Well at least we got it. (Took the Keyblade and shut the Keyhole with it, destroying the world's Heartless)...
  • Pooh: I guess we did it.
  • Tigger: Absaposilutely! We showed them Heartiless a thing or three!
  • SpongeBob: Heartiless?
  • Tigger: Yeah, you know, like Heartiless, Nothingers and Unversies!
  • Patrick: You mean Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed.
  • Tigger: That's what I said: Heartiless, Nothingers, and Unversies.
  • Icky: "BUT YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING?! Ugh...... This is why Scroopfan wanted SAF to be considered it's own thing and not be deemed a spinoff of you guys.... Geeeezzz!"

France

  • Enchantress: (Gave them the Keyblade) Go get them.
  • Lefou: Thanks for waiting, madam.
  • The Giant Rose Bush Heartless continued to infest around the castle.
  • Lumiere: Ugh, not again! (More Heartless attacked as they fought them off)
  • Potts: Get that Keyblade to it's Keyhole!!!
  • Gargoyle Heartless flew in enmass!
  • Cogsworth: "INCOMING?!"
  • Riku: (Let out a magic shockwave that shattered them)
  • Enchantress: Get the Keyblade to where Forte used to be and find a basement.
  • Sora: On it!
  • The Group got inside and reached Forte's room, only to be surprised that a giant Oragn Piano Heartless now takes over his place!
  • Cogsworth: "I, don't think the master got around in replacing Forte, nor do I think he ever!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Okay, now this is just being silly."
  • The Pipe Organ Heartless played loud and distorted pipe music that summoned Gargoyle Heartless in!
  • Gazelle: "Yeah, the Pipe Organ is just not my sytle, so let's cancel this concert! (Throws the Uniter Blade as a Heartless Gargoyle caught it chuckling until it burned it's hand as it screeched, allowing Gazelle to retrieve it and throw it so hard, it sliced through Heartless Gargoyles trying to stop it until it hit the organ, causing it to crumble and the Keyhole basement to appear on where it stood)"
  • Chaos: Of course. It was protecting the Keyhole. (They inserted the Keyblade into the Keyhole destroying the Heartless)
  • Max Cat: Whew. I thought I was gonna die.
  • Skipper: You ALWAYS think you're going to die.
  • Gazelle: Quatro down, nueve to go.
  • Lumiere: You mean quatre down, neuf to go.
  • Gazelle: You know what I mean.

Atlantica

  • Melody: (She was a mermaid as she and Ariel fought Heartless with their Keyblades, the Crabclaw and Seablade, as they found a cave where the Keyblade was located)
  • (Deadpool): Wait, wasn't there another Atlantica-related Keyblade?
  • Scroopfan: "That's more Sora's thing, and it's an opitional thing. This is more Melody's own thing."
  • The Leviathon Heartless Began to Swam in where the two are located and opened it's maw as it slowly caught up!
  • Melody: Oy! Can't these things stay down?!
  • Ariel: "They're practicly tireless dear! Don't let the big one after us get you!
  • Melody: KINDA THE PLAN, OH GOSH!!! (They avoided it's multiple tentacle tongues)... IT'S TONGUE IS TENTACLES?!
  • Ariel: "You should've seen the Heartless that can make Diver Heartless. (Melody got confused and disgusted).... I know, it's gross, but I'm not even kidding!"
  • Squidward: Can you girls please keep going?! A GIANT SEA MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT US... AGAIN!!!!
  • Sora: We got this. (They fought the Leviathan Heartless)
  • Melody:... I didn't really know a Keyblade's magic could help you breath underwater. If it's really that correct to even call it magic.
  • Icky: "Keyblades are said to be beyond magic, kid. It's an entirely different from of power that only looks faux magic."
  • Melody:.... Huh. Neat. (Turns herself back into a human and discovered she could still breath)...... How come I never noticed this?! (She avoided the Leviathan's tentacles and changed herself back to a mermaid)
  • Ariel: Let's just get that Keyblade. (They swam into the cave while the Lodgers and others fended off the Leviathan Heartless)
  • Eel Heartless and Eel Nobodies, even some Electric Unversed Eels began charging out at Ariel and Melody!
  • Airel: "Good Posidon, I always find myself into conflict with eels for some reason, why is that?!"
  • Saldaron: "(Quietly) Flotsom and Jetsom REALLY picked some time to go on holiday in the assistents retreat."
  • Melody: Well at least there's no- (Shark Heartless appeared) AAAAND THERE IT IS! (She tail-smacked the Shark Heartless in the nose as their noses were actually broken)... Whoa! My legs didn't kick that hard before. (Does the same thing to another Shark Heartless with her feet)
  • Ariel: I think that's because mermaid tails have stronger muscles than in human legs.
  • Melody: (Changes back to a mermaid) I just assumed mermaid tails were like human legs merged together.
  • Ariel: Oh, they appear almost like that anatomically. Now come on. We need to find that Keyblade.
  • Melody: You mean that silvery blade guarded by that giant hermit crab? (A giant hermit crab had the Keyblade on it's treasure-covered back)
  • (Deadpool):... Please don't tell me this is going where I think it's going- (This song played) God dammit! This song is already allover the place like the FNAF songs and occational repeats!
Jemaine Clement - Shiny (From "Moana")

Jemaine Clement - Shiny (From "Moana")

  • Melody: HEY!!! (Got the hermit crab named Jamaica's attention) I got something shiny for ya! (Holds a giant treaure ceast)
  • Jamaica: "HOLY CABRIBBIAN, MON, THAT IS SOME SWEET SWAGGER MON! (Chases her, freeing Alright and allowing them to evacuate with the Keyblade)... Ah yes! (Opens the chest as the Legend of Zelda chest opening music played as the DADADADAAA ended winding down comically when he finds the chest was empty) Wait... I see what she's doing, she's using this empty treasure chest, as a diversion!! (Sees the two getting away) GET BACK HERE!!! Also, NOT COOL ABOUT THE FAKE-OUT TREASURE TRICK, MON, REALLY NOT COOL?!"
  • Melody: IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!!! (They met back up with the other heroes who already finished off the Leviathan Heartless as they ended up meeting the pursuing Jamaica)
  • Ariel: GUYS, GIANT SHINY-OBSESSED CRAB AFTER US!!!
  • Icky: Tamatoa? (Jamaica appeared smashing through the wall)... Okay that was my next guess.
  • Shifu: I believe that's the Guardian of the Keyblade.
  • Melody: WELL HE SEEMS PRETTY FLIPPING OBSESSED WITH IT!!!
  • Spongebob: "Well couldn't you guys just explained to him that a terrorable universe ending event called the Great Cycle is gonna-"
  • Jamacia: "(Stops apawn hearing Great Cycle) WAIT WAIT HOLD THE PHONE MON, GREAT CYCLE?! DID SOMEONE TRIGGER THE COUNTDOWN TO THAT CRAZY THING MON?!"
  • Trixie: "(Confused) Uhhh, yes?"
  • Jamacia: "..... Well why didn't ya say so, mon, I could've let you borrow it!"
  • Melody: "WHAT WAS UP WITH SINGING THAT SONG ABOUT DEGRADING US AND SAYING HOW AWESOME YOU ARE?!"
  • Jamacia: "Sorry about that, Mon. I thought you were theives or something."
  • Quidilen: "WELL WHERE ELSE DID YOU THINK ALL THESE CREATURES CAME FROM?! (Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed infest the oceons)."
  • Jamacia: "I kinda thought they came from you guys ever since I have been made to do pest control when they kept showing up in my cave, Mon, I was on defensive mode!"
  • Melody:... Ugh! We could've done this from the beginning!!! You know what? I'm done swimming for today, I'm just so filled with frustration. Let's lock that Keyhole and get out of here. (They went there and did that as Melody got into her bed and screamed into her pillow)
  • Ariel:... Thanks.
  • Gazelle: It was nothing, amigo.

Wonderland

  • March: So this was Discord's Chaos Ripper?
  • Griffin: It was originally the Vorpal Key. I kept it safe since I got it from the Jabberwocky.
  • ???: "BUT YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF REVEILING IT NOW?!"
  • The Seeker-afived Japperwocky appeared with Heartless, Unversed and Nobodies.....
  • Seeker Japperwocky: "..... I'll be taking that, now.... (Two Jubjub Bird Heartless Appeared next to it) OR ELSE?!"
  • Griffin:... Crap!
  • Gilda: "Figures Fake Xehanort would make another Fake Japperworky!"
  • Griffin: Go! I can take on the Jabberwocky.
  • Icky: "Careful mac, he's not exactly the same Japperwocky anymore!"
  • Griffin: I've killed Heartless legions before. Now go. (They head for the Keyhole)
  • Seeker Japperwocky: "You will pay for your interfearence, Griffin!"
  • Griffin: Go ahead and do what you want. By the time you get to them, it'll be too late.
  • Seeker Jabberwocky:... Then Wonderland will die along with us! (Breaths out an endless army of smaller Jabberwockies that began destroying things)
  • Griffin: NO! (The Seeker Jabberwocky stabbed him and turned him into a Heartless)
  • Seeker Jabberwocky: A good captain always goes down with his ship and takes everybody with him. (The victims were immediately cured as the Keyhole was closed) WHAT?! (The Heartless Jabberwockies died out) NO!!! WHY ARE THE VICTIMS COMING BACK?! WHY AREN'T THEY GOING WITH US?!
  • Griffin: Because, we may be mad... But we're not THAT mad. (He was cured and killed the Seeker Jabberwocky as he disappeared)
  • Deadpool: "Oh sure, he got to fight the even scarier Japperwocky Kingdom Hearts Edition but we didn't?!"
  • Icky: "Deadpool, sometimes we're not always the ones that got to defeat the bad guy, get used to it!"

Agrabah

  • Aladdin: (They unearthed a Keyblade) Get Jasmine back safely!
  • Iago: Al, we got this.
  • Suddenly, the Keyblade was grabbed by a sand mummy, as the sand began to spun around, reveiling a giant Sand Cobra covered in Heartless Mummies.
  • Chaos: ".... Ohhh, poo. And here I thought this was gonna be easy."
  • Iago: HAS IT EVER BEEN EASY SINCE THIS MESS STARTED, IDIOT?!
  • Chaos: You really shouldn't talk to me that way.
  • Tulio: Whatever, can you just magic the Keyblade back?
  • Chaos: Where's the fun in that?
  • Tulio:...... Are you being serious right now?
  • Archimedes: What did you expect? He's a being of chaos! Beings like Discord have all the power in the UUniverses, but they are too arrogant to do it on demand. Why do you think Discord never just uses his powers to end an episode conflict in a split second?
  • Panic: I always thought it was because he was mad.
  • Archimedes: "It's because fiascos like THIS are entertaining to them and only interfear if it suits them?!"
  • Deadpool: "Then WHY did he join the Lodgers?"
  • Chaos: "Because Mirage was getting predictable and chaos always seems to follow you guys, so, here I am. But that doesn't mean I was never a help, I just don't want to make you guys as over-dependent on me as you came to be with Miss Shakira Gazelle over here."
  • Icky: "Hey, sometimes she's not always the one to solve the problem!"
  • Chaos: But still. You can't have magic as the answer to all your problems or you just come off as lazy. Espeically if one of these days the Magic Realms were to be compromised by an unforseen circumstance and the magic capable members start becoming more useless. Now just get that Keyblade before it's buried under miles of sand forever.
  • Rico readied a flame thrower!
  • Rico: "Ohhhhhh yeaaaaah."
  • Skipper: How is a flamethrower going to stop a giant snake made of sand?
  • Kowalski: Ugh, don't you know anything about science? Fire makes sand melt into a liquid, then cools down again with the wind until, boom, glass.
  • Skipper:... Proceed. (Rico did just that then hacked out a rocket launcher to shatter it as glass shards fell towards them)... Oops. (Everyone screamed until Merlin just shielded them and the Keyblade just randomly fell into the unearthed Keyhole)... Oh...
  • Deadpool: WELL ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT?!?!?
  • Abu: Uh-huh.

Halloween Town

  • Jack Skellington:... Just know that Death won't be happy if something were to happen to this thing. You know from that Robin Williams debacle that he's a really unmerciful guy.
  • Icky: "Oh can you please not be such a worry- (Suddenly, a spinning Jack'O'lanturn yoinks the Keyblade from the group, as it arrived to a nuckelavee sytiled Headless Horsemen Heartless, as the Horse roared, then leap forword in a forword flip and landed before the group, roaring again as the torso part grabbed the pumpkin and the key!)...... ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!"
  • Mushu: Oh, stop whining, Heartless have never missed their arrival once, why the heck would they miss it now?
  • Banzai: "Well fair's fair, a giant mutanted headless horsemen with a boomerang pumpkin doing a perfect ten athletic's trick is kinda pushing it at this point."
  • Jack Skellington: "Well tecncally it's a headless nuckelavee-"
  • Fu-Xi: "SPARE US THE DETAILS AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, MAN?! (They fought as Jack got out his own Keyblade and fought their way to a Keyhole and ran for this until this happened as they saw a giant Black Dog)"
SMG4 Stupid Luigi's Mansion

SMG4 Stupid Luigi's Mansion

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  • Deadpool: That'sa huge bitch!
  • Gazelle: "..... That's a boy dog."
  • Deadpool: "How-"
  • Gazelle: "Trust me, I checked."
  • Icky: "Though don't bother trying to find it, Deadpool, cause cartoons don't allow animal genitals."
  • Deadpool: "..... What about Plauge Dogs or Felidae-"
  • Icky: "THOSE WERE DIFFERENT?! WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT EITHER OF THOSE, ESPECIALLY THAT IMPOSSIBLY MASSIVE ANTI-CATISM DEMON, EVAH!!!! (The Black Dog heard them with a Solid Snake exclamation sound)....... Awwwww, shit."
  • Zero: (Gulps)
  • Jack:... Well it's been nice knowing you. That dog is going to decay you from the inside with it's pestilent breath. Not one living thing's breath is worse.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Challenge accepted! (Came out and breathed on the Black Dog as it actually gagged, puked living hellish vomit, and dug away)
  • Jack:...... I stand corrected. (They lock the Keyhole and save Halloween Town)
  • Gazelle:... Well. Only cinco Keyblades left.... But these five seem to be located through riddles for some reason.
  • Shifu: These would be the five most powerful of the Keyblades. They were guarded by five previous Uniter Princesses before you.
  • Gazelle: "Wait wait wait, uno momento, they would have to be alive for that, and I was told that being a Uniter is an occupational hazord!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, sometimes there can be Uniters that leave Uniter-hood through several NON-Death Required means. Just because often the life of a Uniter is hazordious doesn't mean the line always ends up having dead members..... That only at least roughly 80% of the time."
  • Gazelle: "...... That's still a high number."
  • Shifu: Well just be assured that these 5 are among the lucky exceptions to that rule. The riddles were made by each of them to protect these keyblades.
  • Jack: Well even Dr. Frankenstein can't help with that. He's... In a Deadly Nightshade period again.
  • Squidward: Oh don't tell me he's still clingy to Sally. I thought he already made a replacement exactly like him!
  • Jack: Several new Sallys, actually. She's got 7 sisters now.
  • Sam: Really? Well good luck to him taking care of a bunch of teenagers that'll end up as youthfully rebellious as she.
  • Max: Yeah, if there's anything worse than one rebellious child, it's numerous rebellious children.
  • Squidward: "But again, didn't he already have-"
  • Jack: "Those two are in a trial seperation because the Doctor got too grabby..... It's complicated between them now. Don't ask for too much details, it's painful."
  • Shifu: Well let's get started. (They look at the first riddle) This Keyblade is within the chest of a cherished youngling.
  • Patrick:... So, we just tear it out of some random child's heart? Won't that hurt them?
  • Brandy: Riddles are supposed to be metaphorical, dumbass!
  • Patrick: "Oh good, cause I know that Great Bicycle stuff is bad, but hurting a kid to get at a keyblade is abit much."
  • Spongebob: "That's "Great Cycle", Patrick, and I think I know what that riddle means. I think basicly we have to go into the world of Toy Story."
  • Icky: "Convinent since this is the time where Toy Story 4 became the hottest instealment of Pixar's Lineup."
  • Iago: "And that it was amongst the first Pixar Movies to be given the Kingdom Hearts treatment."
  • Boss Wolf: "Wait, but didn't we established that Toy Story is in a different plain of existence?"
  • Icky: "Well thanks to KH3, it now kinda teeters and balences between that and our realms as presented by it's new name: Toy Box."
  • Max: "Leave it to canon to jossed up things for our series once again, Sam."
  • Sam: "You cracked me up, little buddy."

Subchapter 1: The Toy Box

Meanwhile, in Galaxy Toys.

  • A Dark Figure stood in a toy office set......
  • Figure: "..... Okay, dudes, I'll be real for ya. I need you guys to hold like, an unfair regime over these guys so to like, tone down the world purity of this place, okay? It's like..... Impourent for this thing I'm involved with, okay? I'll be sure to like, reward you two or something if ya do it right. Oh, and uh, keep an eye out for this, barbie doll or whatever, and specially to guys that clearly don't look like they're apart of this weirdo place, okay?"
  • ???: "Hmm, interesting propitsition. Kindergarden was one thing, but Galaxy toys, the biggest toy francise that bought out Al's Toy Barn and became a multinational toy store francise, AND is secretly a space port for toys to travel to other worlds? Young man, for your age, you offer a bid challnage."
  • ??? 2: "Much as I am grateful to be out of my, predicterment, how can you exactly expect us to keep control of this giant Toy Store?"
  • Figure: "Trust me dude, (Shows a restrained set of big leader toys), I already nailed the compitition. You guys, so get to run unapposed. Just like, do yer things, and, whatever."
  • The two additional figures were reveiled to be Lotso and Stinky Pete.
  • Lotso: "..... Well..... I wasn't one to deny oppertunity when offered, my boy."
  • Stinky Pete: "We will teach these toys to REJECT being played! And we'll look out for you're uh..... Keysword thingie and that of the doll you of all people think she's a threat."
  • Figure: "Make no mistake, bro. That doll, is a total buzzkiller in my plans. She is the ultamate obsicle to reduse this world's purity of childhood joy, and that's an epic buzzkill to me in this place, man. I like, never got to play with toys, and it really bums me out that these people do. So, I so want that to be done."
  • Lotso: "Well, I almost pity you, son."
  • Sticky Pete: "A toy that is never played with is one thing, but a child that never plays with them? How tragic."
  • Figure: "Nah, it's cool. Being this downer like, helped me atthived super-cool powers...... But the Emperor turned into a real ball-buster and like, booted it me out because I was just too enlightened for him."
  • Lotso: "It's, likely for a slightly different reason."
  • Figure: "Not the point, man. Point is, you guys are going to rule this place like the ultamate buzzkill to joy. And you guys, will rechived help."
  • Heartless appeared behind the surprised duo!
  • Lotso: "WHOA?!"
  • Stinky Pete: "What kind of toys are these?!"
  • Figure: "They ain't toys, dude. They're Heartless. (Nobodies appeared) And Nobodies. (Unversed appeared) And the Unversed. I summoned these guys and ask if they were cool with helping your regime be kept stable. And surprisngly, they were interested."
  • Stinky Pete: "Well, I, would imagine that your friends would be, helpful, in this endevor."
  • Figure: "Cool, cool..... Now get to work..... Or don't. I don't care."
  • Lotso: "Uh, no offence son, but, your downer personality has started to get too much, we'll, just get right to work."
  • Lotso and Stinky Pete left with their new aide for control of Galaxy Toys.
  • Figure: "Ya go do what you want, man. Just, at least maybe be sure to secure that thing I wanted, or whatever. (The figure started to smoke a cigerette that produced black smoke hearts)...... Damn, I'm gonna get so high from this."

Bonnie's Room

  • Patrick: (The heroes arrived)... This isn't Andy's room.
  • Sandy: He's in college, remember?... Or at least has his own life now. He left the toys he kept close to him in the hands of a little girl that's pretty durn good at playing with toys.
  • Willie: Yeah, don't you remember what happened in the last movie before the new one coming out?
  • Patrick: Pretty sure we've been in this world once. Only because we got sucked in one of those annoying black hole portals.
  • Saldaron: Those would be Singulars. They're quantum pathways that take things anywhere in the multiverse.
  • SpongeBob: Then... If this is where Woody and his friends are now... Where are they?
  • Icky: "I'd have to say, likely being played with by the kid right now."
  • Pang Bing: "I would wager somewhere else in the house."
  • Sam: Or out and almost getting stolen like with that guy and his pet iguana.
  • Max: Iguanas are somewhat like the lizard equivalent of dogs nowadays.
  • Joe: I didn't even know how big iguanas really were.
  • Deadpool: Guys, stop with the classic change of subject, and that includes you, Marchy. We need to find those guys.
  • Quidilen: "Well the child could be outside playing with them."
  • Fu-Xi: So we're supposed to be toys in this world?
  • Sparx: I mean... I guess? I mean, the whole 'taking specific forms in each world' thing in KH seems a little irrelevant since the UUniverses are common knowledge now.
  • ???: Well you're not wrong with Bonnie being outside. (A cloaked toy appeared with a familiar cane)... They're out there right now. (They saw Bonnie playing with Woody and his friends)
  • Tigress:... Who are you?
  • ???: Someone sent by the Uniter you're looking for. (She revealed herself to be Toy Story 4 Bo Peep)
  • Iago:... Okay, seems way too early to meet you again, Bo. June isn't until next month!
  • Bo Peep: Maybe, but I have been sent to help you find this world's Keyblade.
  • Icky: "Who'd sent ya?"
  • Bo Peep: "Let's just say, someone who'd figured you would come here. She said that something has gone wrong in Galaxy Toys. It's true leaders had gone missing and two pretenders have taken over. Along with it, strange creatures are helping them keep toys in line, and making them forget about bringing joy to children."
  • Quidilen: "..... Tch, and that's suppose to be bad, why?"
  • Bo Peep: "She'll explain when you meet her. Now come on, you need to get to Galaxy Toys. (Throws a smoke bomb and vanished!)"
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Now what?"
  • Sam: (They find Toy Trooper Heartless)...... Now we get the heck out of here. (They jump out of the window and hide in the bushes as Bonnie briefly heard it)
  • Bonnie:... Probably nothing.
  • Fu-Xi: Is it not a good idea to explain to the girl we need her toys?
  • Sora: I'd rather not. It may not be relevant to take specific forms to protect the world order anymore, but I think it IS disorderly to reveal ourselves to the humans in this world. A disorderly world is a vulnerable world. So let's just stay out of sight until- (The Toy Trooper Heartless saw and targeted her)...
  • Donald: Uh, what are they doing?
  • Fire: I don't know, but I don't want to find out. Sora?
  • Both Soras: Which one?
  • Fire: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! (Bonnie heard them and headed for them as they teleport, allowing the relocated heroes to take out the Toy Troopers just in time as Woody and the others noticed before freezing back up for Bonnie's return)
  • Donald: That was close.
  • Lord Shen: We should probably keep those Heartless away from her until we know what they're doing.
  • ???: Oh, we can take it from here. (Action figures of Yozora, a Gigas, and the other Verum Rex characters appeared and used the environment to cleanse out the Heartless)
  • Bonnie's Mom: BONNIE, LUNCH TIME! (Bonnie went in as Woody and his gang came to life)
  • Jessie:... Did anyone notice we were being protected from dark-looking toys by other toys?
  • ???: Those 'dark-looking toys' weren't toys. (The heroes and their unexpected toy allies appeared) Those were not of this world.
  • Woody:... The Lodgers? Oh my gosh, how long has it been since we met?
  • Jessie: Who are these guys?
  • Buzz:... Oh, you weren't there to meet them. These are the Shell Lodge Squad. They helped me and Woody escape Sid.
  • Yozora: They were here before?
  • V.R. Twin Rapier Action Figure: Do they know that this is a Class-3 world?
  • V.R. Woman Action Figure: Yeah, their presence is too disorderly.
  • V.R. Halberd Action Figure: I'm sorry. By Galaxy Toys Law, you must not be here, nor ever again.
  • Yozora: Magia, Hoshi, Aegis, please. These are obviously the ones that Toyo wanted.
  • V.R. Twin Rapier Action Figure (Magia): Oh... Didn't they send Bo for that?
  • Woody: Wait, Bo? As in, Bo Peep?
  • Potato Head: I'm sure he means another Bo Peep.
  • SpongeBob: Well we came because your world is infested with Heartless and we need to find a Keyblade to drive them out.
  • Magia: "Well why didn't ya went with-"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Cause she didn't wanted to be seen by him so soon. (Points to Woody) So not to conflict with the forth movie."
  • Magia: ".... (Quietly) Ugh, figures. (Openly) Well, know that we were mostly trying to chase out the Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed trying to cause trouble for the local humans and risk a panic. We weren't exactly planning to be escourts."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh worry not, now that we have Woody and Toy Buzz, we can handle ourselves from here. You guys go back about your business."
  • Hoshi: "Oh thank goodness, cause I was just having fun here."
  • Woody: "Hold up, Galaxy Toys, the mega toy stor corperation that bought out Al's Toy Barn?"
  • Rex: "I want to say I almost feel bad for Al, if it wasn't tecnecally the happiest day of his life."
  • Hamm: "Severe understatement of the universe. That big fatso is now enjoying retirement and the sweet life in Beverly Hills. Good on him, but good riddence for us. He was still a jerk for trying to take woody like he did."
  • Iago: "Someone's still sour about the events of the second film."
  • Woody: "Hold up, why do you want to go there? It's just an even bigger toystore then the Toy Barn was."
  • Magia: "Trust me. There's more to Galaxy Toys then you could ever realise."

Galaxy Toys

  • Woody: (They arrived at the giant toy store)... Why does it have government quarantine zones?
  • Donald: World order, I suppose? This is a Class-3 world after all.
  • Larry: Class-3? What does that mean?
  • Sora: It means this world doesn't accommodate otherworldly travelers. It's main race is toys.
  • Yozora: Yes. And as such, this store in particular cannot be known to the public. Why? (They enter and saw that it was a magical headquarters for hundreds of toys)...... Because it's the headquarters for toys that have no owners who have the goal of protecting the world order and keeping children happy with their toys.
  • Mrs. Potato Head: So... Is that why you put up the quarantine fences?
  • Yozora:... We didn't put it up.

Main Office

  • Human Man: (He was seen as a man in his 20's)... Welcome, travelers.
  • Rex:... YOU GUYS HAVE AN ACTUAL HUMAN WITH YOU?!?
  • Buzz: Isn't that dangerous?!
  • Human Man: Publicly, yes. But, I am a government official who has known toys were alive since this group's beginning. Right from the moment my doll showed herself living. Toyo? (A stuffed doll appeared and acrobatically jumped down to meet them)
  • Toyo: Greetings.
  • Deadpool borke into laughter!
  • Deadpool: "THAT'S ONE OF THE OLDER NOT-DEAD UNITERS?! A DOLLY?! (Laughs, but then Toyo kicked him in the gut) D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...... Yeah, I have no problem believing it now."
  • Toyo: "Ya know, I just don't get why people are not impressed with a doll uniter."
  • Icky: "It probuly doesn't help you look like you pre-existed barbie dolls."
  • Toyo: I was one of the first dolls manufactured in the 1890s. And my owner? He's actually the third reincarnate of my original owner. Say hi to Benedict.
  • Benedict: Nice to meet you.
  • Jessie:... Well that settles it. This world just got weird.
  • Toyo: And I was indeed a Uniter. My honor of such was given the same day Benedict found out I was alive.
  • Duke: "Well, usually Uniters don't retire until they uh, die out. Why isn't the Uniter Blade still with you?"
  • A Lightfly: "(Shows up giggling!) Oh, because being a Uniter Requires traveling, and Toyo didn't wanted to leave the toys. She felt like her desteny isn't much for traveling to other worlds, though she did do a brief bit of it before that decidtion was made."
  • Toyo: "Oh, this Joanne the Joygiver by the way, in case anyone got curious."
  • Woody: "Look, not meaning to disrespect your own choice, but, a lot of toys unanimously agreed that typically, showing humans we're alive is usally a bad thing. It just freaks them out at most cases, then the goverment gets involved and we're subugated to exspeariments in a worser case scenario."
  • Toyo: "Well, then that makes what you did to that Sid kid kinda hypocritical when you judge me for doing that."
  • Woody: "Well at the least it was to teach him a lesson, and even then, eventually he'll come to think that he was having a hallusonation after having been out in the sun for too long and would've figured it was sun-endused stress. It's not a full reveilment."
  • Toyo: "Well, Benedict was different from a kid with defelupment issues cause of disfuntional parents. His father was a lazy slob and his mother tried too hard. Can ya really blame him for being like he was?"
  • Hamm: "Ehhh, more or less, kinda hard to give him sympathy of being of a dysfuntional household when he blows up toys for a living and turns his dog into a toy wrecker on 4 legs."
  • Toyo: "Perhaps, but, how else did you think Galaxy Toys existed?"
  • Rex: "End result of capitalisum enterprise?"
  • Hamm: "Toys being a recognized market venture?"
  • Slinky: "Buying out smaller toy stores?"
  • Toyo: "..... Well, not exactly wrong answers, but they miss the mark. This Galaxy Toys place is the secret all impourent space port to allow toys to get involved with the crusading days of the universe. That was how Toyworld had happened."
  • Icky: Toyworld?
  • Hoshi: Oh, we actually founded our own world. You should drop by someday.
  • Icky: "Deep. So what's the issue?"
  • Toyo: "Well, Galaxy Toys has alot of locations. Within our area, is this place, and the one in the city district that took over Al's Toy Barn, to name a relivent area of interest. That has what ended up being the problem child. Toys there began to become afraid of being handled by children because of running into rambunctious cases or being replaced. That location even closed down, which it wasn't supposed to as it was not like this one. That was meant to be a toy store. I've been trying to contact the toy leaders of that place, but contact has been unsuccessful. Then Joanne came and told me two posers showed up and took over the place. And that was where the creatures showed up."
  • Deadpool: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder if it's connected."
  • Toyo: "Yeah, blantingly obvious much?"
  • Joanne: "It really has the downer Rummer's name written all over it."
  • Potato Head: "Okay, so, who's the posers?"
  • Benedict: "Well, shorces say that, (Looks up on a labtop) That they're an old Woody's Roundup Toyline piece and a GEN 1 Huggings Bear."
  • Woody: "Stinky Pete? Lotso? What're they doing all the way there?!"
  • Toyo: "They were Rummer's doing. He turned their hearts to darkness on their feelings of rejection and feeling betrayed by humans to become his pawns to decrease this world's world purity."
  • Jade Tusk: "Forgive my side-tracking, but, if we are to continue, explain who "Rummer" is."
  • Deadpool: "His name sounds like someone misspelled "Bummer"."
  • Joanne: Pretty much my enemy, and a really unhappy and downer Mothron. He aims to destroy your way of life because he's never had a single toy.
  • Icky: "..... So he's basicly the kind of villain with the most mundane and steriotypical motivation ever?"
  • Rash:... Why? Even for a villain, that's the dumbest plan ever.
  • Deadpool: No kidding. Only a villain from PBS Kids and/or WHRO could come up with such a juvenile plan. He's basicly an educational villain where he's steriotypically evil for a mundane purpose!
  • Joanne: Don't let the less then original reason fool you. In the context of this world, his reasons for being so make sense. Lack of childhood joy makes toys powerless and gives power to Rummer. Miserable children are the perfect slaves in his eyes.
  • Skipper: "THE FIEND?!"
  • Deadpool: "The Steriotypical Bad Guy Fiend."
  • Icky: "WE GET IT, HE'S NOT THAT CREATIVE OF A BAD GUY, CHILL IT WITH THAT?!"
  • Slinky: Well we definitely can't have that.
  • Toyo: Indeed not. With toys changing through modern technology, we've had to step up our game of protecting the world order between children and toys, and this world's world purity. We toys in Galaxy Toys have been keeping people unaware of this since the very beginning. That's actually why you toys can't be seen even out in public view.
  • Aegis: Exactly. Like the time Woody and Buzz were chasing the moving van on an open suburban road. There were no doubt HUNDREDS of witnesses going 'WTF, are those toys alive'? The people in the houses that somehow took notice, and even the cars you kept passing by.
  • Woody:...... You know it's very strange how that never came up, nor did I consider that.
  • Icky: Too bad, CinemaSins thought of it first.
  • Woody: "Seriously, why was that never on the news?"
  • Toyo: "You were lucky we were able to prevent the media from broadcasting that event at the time. Benedict even had to ask some employees to convince potaintional witnesses that what they saw was a promotional stunt by Galaxy Toys, and we're lucky they accepted that easily."
  • Deadpool: "(Snickers), wow, people here are DUMBASSES!"
  • Toyo: "Not idiots, just a healhy sense of disbelief. Feed into the logical reasoning, and they won't ask questions anymore."
  • Fu-Xi: "Back on topic. You referenced something as "World Purity". Is that suppose to mean something?"
  • Joanne: It's purity is connected to the entire foundation of the world itself. As in, the relationship between child and toy. A toy in it's purest form is a manifestation of one's mind and imagination. Toys are a tool of imagination. Toys have our own pure essence that only affect children and nostalgic adults. In fact, our own abilities extend further. Whenever we're played with, we enter what's known as the Playzone. The projection of a child's mind is seen in our own eyes, making the toy experience the adventure as if it was real life.
  • Mushu: That explains the first scene in the third movie.
  • Woody: Oh, that? It was weird for sure.

Playzone Cutaway

  • One-Eyed Bart: (On Evil Dr. Porkchop's mega cannon spaceship, he cackles preparing to push the button)
  • Woody: (Notices Buzz's laser wrist open)... Buzz, shoot your laser on my badge!
  • Buzz: Woody, no, I'll kill you!
  • Woody: JUST DO IT!!! (He reluctantly did it by pulling his other arm free from the monkeys as the beam bounced off his badge and into the cannon, overloading it into blowing up the entire spaceship as everyone fell comically in the dirt)... You're going to jail, Bart!
  • Dr. Porkchop: (Fires a mega cannon)
  • Buzz: AHH, WATCH OUT!! (They kept fighting until tremors occurred with a colossal alien baby Godzilla-roaring as it destroyed the train bridge)
  • Woody: IT'S A 50FT BABY FROM OUTER SPACE, AND SHE'S ON A RAMPAGE!!!
  • Everyone: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIVES!!!! (They did that)

Present

  • Toyo: Please. That's not even the weirdest ending. You don't want to see the most inappropriate parts in the Playzone. Those are recorded in the adult zone. Do, NOT, go there! I did. Big mistake.
  • Jessie: She's right. The Playzone trips from when we were in the Caterpillar Room were horrific.

Playzone Cutaway

  • Mr. Potato Head: (He was a regular potato getting beaten on a rock by an ugly giant) OWOWOWOWOWOOOWWWWCH!!!!
  • Mrs. Potato Head: (Screams crazily as a train rammed into a wall multiple times and then exploded killing her)
  • LGMs: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! (An ugly troll sat on them as they cartoonishly got squished)
  • Buzz: Oh no! NONONONONONO- AAAAAAAAHHHHHGGHH!!! (A dumb ugly space troll licked his helmet)
  • Jessie: NOT THE HAIR, NOT THE HAIR!!!! (An ugly demon troll used her hair to paint violent paintings through lava)
  • Mrs. Potato Head: (An ugly giant ate her designer sparkling pocketbook) NOOOOOOOO, THAT COST ME A FORTU-HU-HU-HU-HUUUUUUNE!!!!!
  • Bullseye: (Was riding on and then running from a giant devilish lawn mower with teeth as it screamed like Hercules Pegasus and was run over)
  • Hamm: (Was prepared for dinner by ugly giants and seasoned excessively) NO, I TASTE TERRIBLE!!!! I HAVE SALMONELLA!!! I WAS MEANT TO BE A PIGGY BANK FOR CRUD'S SAKE! NONONO, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • Rex: (Was ridden by a crazy ugly giant troll as he stopped to take a break) YOU'RE SO HEAVY!!!
  • Giant Troll: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Cut off his tail as he kept going in pain)
  • Mr. Potato Head: (Was seeing the internals of an ugly giant that stuck his body parts inside his nostrils and mouth) I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE SICK NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS!!!
  • Buzz: (Was beaten on a rock by a giant ugly space troll) AHAHA, PLEASE LET MY HELMET HOLD, PLEASE LET MY HELMET HOLD!!!
  • Slinky: (He was a regular weenie dog as the LGMs were panicking inside him) UGGGHHH, THAT MEAL DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME- OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
  • Hamm: (An ugly troll stuffed him with so much garbage as he muffled with panic)

Present

  • Jessie: Not exactly the Playzone as more like the Torturezone.
  • Icky: "....... You guys managed to make toddlers terrorfying to me now."
  • Toyo: "Hey, blame that on the playzone. It can sometimes paint unpleasent images when played by those not yet old enough to really use imagination. Kindergarden life can be ROUGH for toys."
  • Icky: "Damn straight!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Ahem! Onto business at hand. Now that we know what we're up against, we need to get to that other Galaxy Toys."
  • Benedict: "We could always take the company car."
  • Toyo: "But first things first. I need to talk to Gazelle about something."
  • Gazelle: Is it about my Uniter status?
  • Toyo: Something like that. Now, it's no secret that you managed to obtain the summon attachment Dreamworks China awhile back, right?
  • Gazelle: "Si, during a muy complicated adventure."
  • Toyo: "I brought it up because, you're gonna need a special summon to be able to have a chance against Rummer. His powers of depression and sadness can heavily effect even the joyious of folks, and if you're not ready, he can effect you severely."
  • Quidilen: "And you think this, "Summon", has any ability to counter his ability to malmitulate negitive emotions?"
  • Toyo: It has joy coming out of it's body. It's called the Imaginex.
  • Deadpool: Oh I remember those toy brand ads.
  • Toyo: Not THAT kind of Imaginex. It's the name of my Summon. It's a transforming living toy that can be any toy imaginable. A living mass of self-constructing Legos, toys that can actually fly, real robots, dinosaurs, action figures, you name it. This kind of creature can awaken joy just by being seen in action. It's probably my best weapon against Rummer.
  • Fu-Xi: "That litterally sounds like something that could make any toy provider endless millions."
  • Toyo: "Well Imaginex is not for playing. Just trust me on that. Now, allow me to call for Imaginex."
  • Gazelle: How will you do that? (Toyo grabbed the Uniter Blade as it transformed into a toy-themed blade and summoned up a mass of Legos that constructed up a baseless figure of multiple eyes)
  • LGMs: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!
  • Toyo: Meet Imaginex the All-Toy. This Lego ability is my favorite. Why? Watch. (She uses the mass of Legos to construct countless things amazing the heroes)
  • Duke: Aye carumba!
  • Gazelle: What he said.
  • Sora: That DOES seem to bring out joy. I mean, it looks AMAZING!!!
  • Toyo: But that's not all. (She turns Imaginex into a Care Bear causing everyone to freak out) That one's useful if you want to safely torture someone. (Giggles) But there's more! (She turns Imaginex into a giant flying toy UFO) It can also make a dope spaceship.
  • Tai: That's enough joy to give a kid the wildest of imaginations.
  • Toyo: Oh, I haven't even gotten started yet.
  • T.K.: YEES, MOORE!!! (Imaginex became an endless army of hive-minded military action figures) And... (Imaginex becomes an army of Nerf gun-wielding dolls) AND... (Imaginex becomes a life-sized pimped RC car) AAAND... (Imaginex becomes a living gelatinous mass of Play-Doh) AAAAAAAAAAND... (Imaginex became an army of stuffed animals and teddy bears)
  • Baloo: Bet Fluttershy would love that one.
  • Toyo: (Returns the Uniter Blade) Basically, it's a being made of pure raw imagination. Thus it TAKES imagination AND joy to control. With Imaginex now inside your Blade, you can stand up to Rummer.
  • Icky: "Aw sweet! Now we're ready for those guys!"

Other Galaxy Toys Store.

  • A Limo drove through the city and arrived to the New Galaxy Toys Store that stood where Al's Toy Barn once stood.
  • Slinky: "Whatever happened to the toys that were inside it?"
  • Benedict: "Oh don't worry, ones that weren't sold to custamers or toy museums were briefly packaged into boxes for renovations to occure to THEN put them back in to be sold under the Galaxy Toys banner. It's usually one of the busiest stores in the area, though obviously, (Sees the Close for Renovations sign).... This new regime issue, distrupted business. I, would trust that going in directly would be an issue?"
  • Patrick: "We can always try the backdoor."
  • Benedict: "By backdoor, you mean the delivery garage, and, yeah, that could work. But won't they be suspicious of a limo like this going there?"
  • Lord Shen: "Worry not, good sir. You can drop us off here. We'll travel to the delivery garage ourselves. They won't spot us when we're toy-sized."
  • Benedict: "Oh, just try to mind a certain lazy security guard and his Pet Mr. Binkles."
  • Deadpool: "(Snickers)."
  • Benedict: ".... Who's an Albino Brumese Python."
  • Deadpool: "Ohhhhhh."
  • Benedict: "Yeah, and when that guard sleeps, that snake typically gets out. Now typically, it doesn't always get too far and it's docile around humans, often only eating our rat problem. But it does have a bad habit of mistaking toys or anything small enough for prey. Especially ones that come to life."
  • Duke: "Why do you let that guy in with a beast of a snake in our size?"
  • Benedict: "To be fair, I kinda don't have to deal with this building's rat issue myself with Mr. Binkles, and hey, I had inform toys to stay clear of the supply hallways."
  • Buzz: You need to rethink your defense systems.
  • Benedict: I've asked myself that a lot lately. Good luck. (He drove off)
  • Jessie:... Well... It's hero time.

Inside The Second Galaxy Toys Store

  • Buzz: Wow, that automatic door was harder to open than before when it was once Al's Toy Barn.
  • Deadpool: "Wait, I thought we were gonna enter through the delivery garage."
  • Gilda: "Yeah we desided against messing with a giant pet snake and just use the normal way."
  • Deadpool: "Tch, pansies."
  • Yozora: Well don't be too disappointed on missing out on action yet, cause it's clear that the Heartless expected us. (Armies of toy Heartless appeared)
  • Hoshi: GIGAS! (The Gigas figure opened it's cockpit as she drove it, but the Heartless had a much bigger mech)
  • Rex: AW MAN!!! NOT THE COLOSSAS!! THAT WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO COME OUT UNTIL THE SEQUEL GAME TO VERUM REX!!!!
  • ???: We've got your back. (A Master Chief action figure appeared using a mini Nerf Gun to disorientate the Colossas Mech Heartless allowing Hoshi to take it out)
  • Aegis: Glad that this place still has some of it's patrols left.
  • Master Chief Action Figure: I'll be watching. (Hopped onto a quadcopter drone and flew off)
  • Deadpool: A Master Chief action figure riding a drone!... Buttload of awesomeness!
  • Hamm: Eh, I'm sure Galaxy Toys have made much better fighters.
  • Toyo: Hah. You should see our Beanie Baby Bestiary. Those cuties are cuddly one time, then next thing you know they slay our enemies. I had an attack Beanie Baby myself. Mine was Roary the Lion.
  • Yozora: Please. Pounce the Brown Cat would make a better Beanie Baby companion.
  • Toyo: I told you before, he's the same as his twins, Snip, Nip, Prance, Zip, and Chip.
  • Yozora: Not according to the tag poems.
  • Hoshi:... Yeah, the poems on the tag of each of them indicate the power of each Beanie Baby. Mine was Mystic the Unicorn.
  • Magia: Scorch the Dragon.
  • Aegis: Slayer the Frilled Dragon.
  • Deadpool:... You just made Beanie Babies sound badass, and they've barely been relivent since the late 90s! Just like the upcoming live-action Dora movie made Dora the Explorer look badass. And I kid you not, that's actselly a thing! Now I'll never cry when I see their sad-looking faces again.
  • Toyo: Anyway, we must move. More will come soon. (They went through an isle as Toyo stopped them) Hold it!...... These isles seem pretty... FULL!! (More Toy Heartless popped out from the isles in massive numbers)
  • Po: See this is why we hate Heartless. They just never run out!!!
  • Icky: "Not helping that they had been intensifived by the freaking Great Cycle!"
  • Toyo: "I was afraid as much!"
  • Icky: "But shouldn't there be toys here?!"
  • Magia: "Pretty big assumtion the toys are taken somewhere else!"
  • ???: "COMING THROUGH?!"
  • A huge Barbie car drove in honking El Curacacha and knocked down several of the Heartless as an army dressed baby was seen!
  • Army Barbie: "Those of you that can't fly or handle yourselves, get in!"
  • Donald: There's not enough for all of us! (More of them arrived honking the same music)... NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
  • Deadpool: (Sobbing) I feel like a child already!
  • Patrick: That's the power of joy!
  • Deadpool:... AAAND just like that you ruined it. (The weaker members of the group got in the cars) I'm Resistence Barbie, and you people could not have arrived sooner! Now come on! (The Barbie Cars drove off, running more Heartless down!)"
  • Deadpool: "QUICK?! FOLLOW THE SEXY PIECE OF PLASTIC?!"
  • Quidilen: "Okay, even if I realised that was litterally the case, I still want to slap you for that for some reason!"
  • Sam: "Deadpool always had that effect on the ladies."
  • Toyo: His kind of sexual preference is one of the worst files in the adult zone. Poor action figures. (Much of the heroes shivered in disgust)
  • Lord Shen: "FOLLOW THOSE OVER-SIZED TOY CARS?! (The group made a charge following the car!)"
  • Cameras seen the whole thing....

Security Room.

  • The Human Security Guard was heavily asleep with his sleeping pet Python, as the screens were monitored by sock monkeys.....
  • Leading Sock Monkey: "...... Like the new leaders said, they're here. Monitor them and see if they'll lead straight into the rebel base."
  • Sock monkey 1: "Yes sir, Commander Ban Annap Enis."
  • Some Sock Monkeys giggled and laughed hysterically at that.
  • Commander Ban: "Shush! Any louder and  your hyena laughs and girl giggling will wake up Mr. Binkles! So do your job quietly..... And quit laughing at the name while yer at it, okay? Lucky I don't break you for doing so."
  • Sock Monkeys: YES SIR!!!!
  • Commander Ban: "Shush!"
  • Sock Monkeys: "(Less Louder) Yes sir."

Meanwhile...

  • This song played on the Barbie car radio.
Aqua - Barbie Girl

Aqua - Barbie Girl

  • Squidward: I am literally in hell.
  • Icky: "What did ya expected from being in a Barbie Car, Metallica?"
  • Squidward: No, but DON'T THESE HUSSIES EVER GET TIRED OF THIS SONG?! (Barbie slapped him)... I didn't know a plastic doll could slap that hard.
  • Army Barbie: "Helps that I'm not like typical dolls and that I can actselly move for myself."
  • Squidward: Point taken.
  • Fu-Xi: "Dare I ask where we're going?"
  • Army Barbie: We're going to the rebel base to devise a straigity to go after the heads of the Heartless horde and Lotso and Stinky Pete. They have information where the Keyhole to stop the Heartless is found.
  • Rex: Um, I don't think that'll be any easier than the rest of this mission. (They saw a giant toy kaiju) THE BAHAMUT OF VERUM REX!! I CAN NEVER DEFEAT THAT BOSS!!!!
  • Buzz: Well how are we going to beat that thing?
  • Army Barbie: Well we got the right object from your franchise to do that. Blaster Blaze Engaged! (The heroes ended up in the same powerup of the same name from KH3)
  • Buzz:... The BBZ-10 turrets of Star Command! Now THAT I know how to use.
  • Deadpool: "Don't ya think this is abit rediculious and reduses the seriousness of the fight?"
  • Icky: "Oh can you PLEASE not drag common criticisums of Kingdom Hearts' new powerup gimmicks into this? This is our show's canon KH3, so GET OVER IT!!! JUST FIRE!!!"
  • Deadpool: THAT, I CAN DO!!! (He fired wildly with the others at the Bahamut Toy as Deadpool had the highest score) YAY, HIGH SCORE EVEN THOUGH THAT'S NOT WORTH CRAP IN THIS SITUATION!!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MAD GAMING SKILLS, HIGH MOON STUDIOS!!! Now let's destroy some toys.
  • ???: Oh, we've been expecting you. (Ban appeared with his sock monkeys)
  • Toyo: (The Galaxy Toys scoffed)... Hello... (Scoffs in uncontrollable hilarity)... Commander Ban Annap Enis! (Everyone just couldn't help but laugh hysterically at that)
  • Icky: IS THAT REALLY YOUR NAME?! (Laughs as they ended up waking up Mr. Binkles)... Oops.
  • Random Admiral Ackbar Action Figure: IT'S A TRAP!!! (Everyone froze as Binkles saw the entire pile of toys in front of him, and ended up packaging all of them into their own prisons on the isle except for Ban, his own nostalgic toy as he plopped back to sleep)
  • Commander Ban:... Suckers. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?! (Mr. Binkles snorted in his sleep)... Boy, Lotso and Pete are going to be happy to hear this. (Imitating Lotso) Bang-up job, boy! (Normally) Ahh go on! (Imitating Stinky Pete) No, really, on a scale of 1 to 10, you, are a million. (Normally) Aow, guys, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
  • Iago: JOKE THIEF!!!!
  • SpongeBob:... We have GOT to stop laughing at people with hilarious names.
  • Icky: "(Snickers), To be fair, Commander Banana Penis is the best one yet!"
  • SpongeBob: ONE THAT A VILLAIN FINALLY USED TO THEIR ADVANTAGE!!!!
  • Icky: Not intentionally, Binkles hust woke up and just so happened it got us trapped. He's stuck in a rough place too! Also, they don't want us cracking wise, don't give us the opportunity. That's how this works.
  • Tigress: Don't you dare talk back to us like that. I know I don't have to remind you about that whole senator incident.

Cutaway

  • Servant: Announcing the arrival of the pristine, Senator Cock-a-Dick. (A finely-dressed rooster senator appeared)
  • Icky:... (Scoffs and laughs hysterically) COCK-A-DICK?! SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S THE BEST ONE YET!!! (Laughs as Cock-a-Dick got angry and imprisoned them)... Hey, your fault for having a funny name!
  • Tigress:... Icky... He was from the world of Sillynamia, and the people are sensitive about their laughable names, and punish people who ridicule them! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!?
  • Lord Shen: THAT SUMMIT WAS SUPPOSED TO END THEIR CRUEL PUNISHMENT, AND YOU JUST REMINDED THEM WHY THEY DID IT!!!!!
  • Icky: Oops.
  • Everyone: OOPS?!?
  • Shifu: As soon as we get out of this mess, you are going to be in so much trouble.

Present

  • Icky: Hey, you never told me the point of the summit, so that's your own fault.
  • Mantis: WE NEVER TOLD YOU BECAUSE WE KNEW YOU'D BE AN ASS!!! THAT'S CALLED BEING CAUTIOUS!!!
  • Icky: It's called being mistrusting to your own member is what it is.
  • Skipper: Oh, sure, why don't you say that keeping Xandy unaware that Clifton wasn't single until she was ready was wrong? Or the fact that my classified joke was pointless.
  • Icky: IT WAS POINTLESS!!!!
  • Skipper: IT WAS CLASSIFIED BECAUSE IT INVOLVED DANGEROUS INFORMATION!!! Secrets are kept for a reason.
  • Icky: WE'RE THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER!!!!
  • Toyo: WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?! I WAS THE ONE WHO SPRUNG THE TRAP!!!
  • Duke: Oh yeah, that's another thing. One of the former Uniter Princesses fell for a juvenile trap!!
  • Toyo: YOU WERE LAUGHING TOO!!!
  • Duke: That doesn't matter. You started it, so how can we be sure your Imaginex weapon will work? In fact, you said it was made of pure imagination. What if Rummer was thinking of a way to destroy it?
  • Toyo:... I never thought of that.
  • Gazelle: YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF IT?! EN SERIO?! YOU NEVER CONSIDERED A BACKUP PLAN IN CASE IMAGINEX WAS COMPROMISED?! WHAT KIND OF FORMER UNITER PRINCESS ARE YOU?!
  • Woody: (A black figure watched them argue) She has a good point. You really should've seen this coming.
  • Jessie: Yeah, so why should we trust you if you're starting to lose your edge?
  • Mr. Potato Head: It's official. This was all a waste of time.
  • Toyo: DO YOU THINK THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I SCREWED UP?!? (They all paused)... You guys said out loud that you made the same kind of mistake and it ruined a summit. Since I stopped being Uniter Princess, I haven't been doing as well as I have before. You all should know that no matter what title you might have, everyone is a screw-up, and everyone wishes that they weren't. I've been scolded for my mistakes before. There have been toys in Galaxy Toys just like Lotso and Stinky Pete who did that to me. As one of the oldest toys in this world, I am a crone who at least knows about this world more than any of you.... And you just reminded me of my pain. Since I stopped being Uniter Princess, I lost a lot of confidence in myself. Self-doubt ruled me for a while... And now you just brought it back.
  • Mr. Potato Head:... We... We didn't know.
  • Toyo: Well you should've asked. I considered you toys good likely friends... But now, you're just as blind as you were when you thought Andy threw you out. You should've known Woody would never lie to you. You getting locked up by Lotso, was all because of your selfishness. And what's to say that same selfishness won't compromise this mission? I'm sorry, but you toys are officially off this mission as of now!
  • Jessie: WHA, YOU CAN'T TAKE US OFF THE MISSION!! BONNIE IS IN DANGER!!!
  • Toyo: She's also possibly wondering where you guys are since she last left you in the front yard. (They realized)... That's going to cause disorder unless you leave immediately.
  • King Mickey:... I think she may be right. Guys, we have to get you back to Bonnie.
  • Mr. Potato Head: WHY?! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT TOYO ISN'T JUST SENDING US AWAY BECAUSE SHE HAS A GRUDGE ON US?!
  • Toyo: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A HEINOUS ACT?! I AM SIMPLY BEING PRACTICAL!!! Lodgers? You know what to do. (The Lodgers freed themselves and the others, but not Toyo) WHAT THE, HEY?!
  • Icky: "Lady, we get that you're abit tissy with us, but that doesn't excuse tryng to ask some of our friends to high-tail it just because some bad luck happened."
  • Jessie: We're staying, Toyo!
  • Toyo: I AM ORDERING YOU TO GO HOME!!!
  • Woody: Well maybe we're staying because we're the only ones who trust you. (Toyo stopped at that)... We want to fight this fight for Bonnie. What much would it accomplish if we all went back? What if Rummer is smarter than you think?
  • Toyo: I can handle it.
  • Jessie: Can you? Ya were quick to laugh at a Sock Monkey's stupid name.
  • Hamm: You're definitely going to need more help than you've got.
  • Toyo: Really? I'm a top fighter for Galaxy Toys.
  • Woody: For how much longer? That move you did wasn't exactly wise, and neither was scolding us. What will you do if they turn on you, huh?
  • Toyo:...... It won't happen because I have been serving Galaxy Toys for almost it's entire existence. I do what I must to protect children and toys.
  • Woody: Well you're not enough anymore. I don't care what you say, you're stuck with us. (Bullseye nods in agreement)
  • Toyo: Guys? Escort them home.
  • Yozora:... No.
  • Toyo: Excuse me? No?
  • Yozora: They're right. You're not the same fighter you used to be. You make way more mistakes than you used to, and with things becoming far too hectic, even we won't be enough. You might need the Lodge for this, and while they're occupied, you'll need more help.
  • Toyo: This sounds like insubordination!
  • Aegis: Take it anyway you like. But they're coming. Otherwise, we might not trust after all.
  • Toyo: DAMMIT, YOU'RE MY FRIENDS!!!
  • Hoshi: Oh, are we? ARE WE?!
  • Toyo: YES!!!
  • Magia: Doesn't seem like it to me. Maybe we don't even need you for this. (Toyo was shocked) (The group left her in a box)!
  • Toyo:... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
  • Icky: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SHUT-UP?!"
  • The Figure was watching with Lotso and Stinky Pete.
  • ???:... So, it like, begins.
  • Lotso: So what begins?
  • ???: Well, like, kinda part of this stragity the doc gave me when he called me. In this world, toys have hearts. And those hearts come from like, powerful bonds and shit. So what happens when those bonds are going through major wipeouts? When they are worlds apart, are they really a threat dude? All I need to do, is complicate that strain, man.
  • Stinky: "A devide and congure, you say? Not bad for a depressed mess."
  • ???: "Dude, it's mainly like, the doc's idea. I'm just repeating what he said."
  • Lotso: "Sooooo, what do we do about..... Him? (Commander Ban was still stuck to being held by Binkles)."
  • ???: "Yeah dude, don't bother. He already unwittingly did his job. The Misfits are like, unchill with Toyo now. The real fun, begins without that loser. (Leaves)."
  • Stinky Pete: ".... Eh, I wasn't into sock monkeys anyway."
  • Lotso and Stinky Pete left.
  • Commander Ban: "Hello?! Can some one help?! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP?! I am in an uncomfertable spot over here! HEEEEEEEEEEY?!"

The Group's location.

  • The group were trasversing the store on their own.....
  • Fu-Xi: "...... Ya know, I have been pondering about that encounter with that Ban guy. A guy with a name like his didn't sounded like real minion material for someone as Depression happy as Rummer. (The group think about this) I mean, ya would think the guy would detest someone with a laughable name that brings joy to people because of immature hilarity."
  • Shrek: "..... Wait a minute, hold the phone! Fu-Xi, I think you're onto something! What's a guy like Rummer doing with that Ban dude?"
  • Tigress: "(Realises something) Unless..... It was a ploy to try and get us against joy!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, see, kinda figures it was too simple for cracking wise to go this south!"
  • Tigress: "There was still Sillynamia!"
  • Icky: "Hey, don't forget Cockadick turned dictator after that because he turned out to be a raging absolutist and was trying to take over the universe to have the place taken seriously."
  • Tigress: "Yeah fair point, I won't harp it anymore."
  • Woody: "Ya mean that Ban guy was just bait for us to accsidently wake Mr. Binkles and get us trapped?"
  • Sam: "Well fair's fair, that is deviously smart of him."
  • Fu-Xi: "It doesn't feel consistent to an apathic-riddled downer. I think he was given instruction by a higher figure."
  • Gazelle: "We'll worry about that later. Right now, we need to go back to Toyo. This whole thing was to seperate us from her."
  • The Group turned around.

Toyo's former location.

  • Lotso and Stinky Pete already made off with a captured Toyo on a skateboard as it was propeteld by remote control car engines.
  • Toyo: "LET ME GO?!"
  • Lotso: "Apologies, missy, but Rummer insisted otherwsie. After all, he didn't pretended to recruit that idiot Ban into all this for nothing. (Toyo faced a realisation)....."
  • Toyo: "..... Ban was a fake out, was he?!"
  • Stinky Pete: "Well, let it be an exsample on why it's a bad idea for ANYONE to ever feel joy then."
  • Toyo: "So this was to break my joy huh? Tough break, I don't break easily!"
  • Lotso: "Ya didn't exactly seemed happy to watch yer friends leave. (Toyo was broken by that). They turned on ya because you couldn't keep your joy contained. And you can say all you want about them not doing the same, your the one that inspired joy into them! (Toyo started to get sad and depressed) Because yer generally a happy person, ya can't help BUT to bring joy. And that don't fit the way things are done here now."
  • Toyo realised that she was too quick to anger and gotten depressed......
  • Stinky Pete: "Oh try not to be too upset..... Cause that mess, will be the least of your concerns. That was nothing compaired to what he has instore for you next." (They were gone as the heroes arrived)
  • Kowalski: Ugh, we're too late!
  • Yozora: HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?! WE LEFT TOYO TO BE CAPTURED!!!!
  • Alex: It's like we said. Everyone's a screw-up.
  • Gazelle: Alright. No more arguing. The villains are getting serious now, and so should we. We must get Toyo back.
  • Hoshi: But how? Toyo's been captured.
  • Patrick: In fact, WHY'RE WE EVEN DOING THIS?! I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING FOR THE KEYBLADE!!!
  • Yozora: WHY DO YOU THINK RUMMER AND THE HEARTLESS ARE CONGREGATED IN THIS AREA, GENIUS?!
  • Patrick:... Wha?
  • Baloo: Yeah, Patrick, it's like super obvious that the Keyblade is here.
  • Aegis: And Rummer captured Toyo to get it.
  • Patrick: Oh? And what is he going to do if she doesn't tell him?
  • Mr. Potato Head: Remember the Heartless attacking Bonnie?
  • Patrick:... THAT FIEND!!!!
  • Shifu: So Rummer is bribing Toyo into giving him the Keyblade, in return for the joy of the kids and their toys.
  • Po: PBBBBBBBBBBBBBT, she'll never buy it. She knows he won't keep his word. He's just damn obsessed with destroying joy and being such a downer while he's at it.
  • Shifu: It doesn't matter if he keeps his word. She'll just give it to him anyway. Either way, we need to stop him together.
  • Yozora: And we just need to relocate the Keyblade. Or just nab it and shut the Keyhole.
  • Savio: And where exactly IS the Keyblade if Toyo's not here to tell us?
  • Yozora:...... F***.
  • Joanne: Ugh, are you guys honestly convinced that she's the only one who knows where it is?
  • Riku: For the record, I was going to bring it up.
  • Sora: Me too.
  • Joanne: But we'll have to cleanse the entire Toy Store out first. Otherwise, they'll follow us and take the Keyblade.
  • Sora: Good call. And I know just the thing to help us. (They saw more Gigas suits) Voila!
  • Deadpool:... I have the weirdest boner for destruction right now.
  • Joanne: "Oy. This is really an awkword first encounter."
  • Commander Ban: "(Binkles still hugged him) HEY, PLEASE HELP ME?!"
  • Rash: "FORGOT YOU, BANANA DICK?!"
  • Teddie: "Yeah! Rummer used you as bet to try and turn joy against us?!"
  • Commander Ban: "(Was surprised by that)...... But, they promsied that I would finally get sock monkeys get taken seriously."
  • Rex: "Well, sorry Mr. Ban, but.... Your own mistake for trusting those guys."
  • Commander Ban started to make wimpery faces.
  • Woody: "Oh no oh no, he's gonna cry?! That could wake up Binkles!"
  • Joanne: "Then get on the suits, now!" (They got on and left as he cried, waking up Mr. Binkles the Python, who just tail-whipped Ban into unconjustusness.)

Deeper In The Toy Store

  • Deadpool: HEY, YOU UGLY DOLLS!!!! (Heartless everywhere faced them)... Come get us.
  • The Heartless Charged.
  • The group began fighting.
  • SpongeBob: (While fighting) So, you know where the Keyblade? Do you also know where the Keyhole is?
  • Joanne: No. Keyholes are never in the same place twice. Mothrons have the ability to choose the location of a Keyhole. Rummer is likely going to choose the best place possible to place it for what is no doubt his final stand.
  • Marty: Glad that at least he knows that he should go out like a true villain.
  • Joanne: Let's just make sure no Heartless are left.
  • Bagheera: I'm sure they never stop coming.
  • Sparx: OF COURSE NOT, YOU STUPID P***Y!! That's why we're going to nab it when they're getting ready to respawn again.
  • Cynder: Then we find the Keyhole and hopefully Rummer and end this.
  • Creeper: Sounds like a plan. (They kept fighting until they cleared the store long enough for them to find the the sleeping security guard, as his key-ring was seen, as it turned out that one of his keys, was the Keyblade held onto it)
  • Fu-Xi:... It only made sense that since we're the size of toys, the Keyblade we're looking for, would be like an actual key. (They took it and escaped)
  • Master Chief Action Figure: You found it! Good work, soldier.
  • Lord Shen: We did. But you guys? NOW you need to go back home... All except Woody and Buzz.
  • Jessie: YEEHAH! Now that's a good enough number.
  • Hamm: In that case, good luck, you two.
  • Buzz: You too. (Master Chief carried them back to Bonnie's house)... Now let's go find Rummer! To infinity, AND BEYOND! (They blasted off)

Rummer's Hideout

  • Rummer: (Finally reveiled as a young Mothron with heavy goth facepaint and some piercings on him and having dyed some parts of his black fur) Dude, sweet. Like, that was a piece of cake... Though not like I had it. And I love it. Misery is my buzz.
  • Toyo: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU PSYCHOTIC MOTH?!
  • Rummer: "Hey, not meaning to do that PC stuff, but, I'm a Mothron, I'm like, many levels above normal moths, okay? Also, I kinda need yer help with like, a thing, about that one keyblade found here."
  • Toyo: "I won't reveil it to you!"
  • Rummer: "Hey babe, like, come on. You're like, pretty much abandoned. (Lazily chuckles), My prank really got you guys good, man."
  • Toyo: "As I already figured when your stooges blert it out to me."
  • Rummer: "Bummer. I kinda wanted to be the one to tell ya that. I'm disappointed..... Yet, since misery's my thing, dudette, I'm cool with it."
  • Toyo: "Good grief, no wonder the Mothron Emperor booted you out. Even for the standerds of a darkness worshipping race, you're just.... Depressing."
  • Rummer: "Hey dudette, you like, try to be cheerful in like, a really desolete planet and shit. To noobs, Obscuro's the ultamate buzzkill."
  • Toyo: Whatever. You'll never get me to reveal the location of the Keyblade.
  • Rummer: Like, ya sure on that? (Shows her a magical view portal that shows Toy Heartless getting ready to attack innocent children)
  • Toyo:... WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO TO THOSE CHILDREN?!?
  • Rummer: I'll be frank, dudette. If my friends mess with those kids, it's REALLY gonna mess with their minds. No more playtime. And like, no more joy, man.
  • Toyo: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'LL KEEP YOUR WORD?! YOU OBVIOUSLY WON'T AGREE TO LET THEM GO IF I GIVE YOU THE KEYBLADE!!!
  • Rummer: "Dudette, like, it's not gonna help distrusting me, dudette. Let's be real here, I'm like, kinda on a winning streak reguardless. So, ya may as well like, just hand it over."
  • Lotso: He's right, you know. Doesn't matter if he keeps his word. You have no other choice in the matter.
  • Stinky Pete: So cough it up, and we'll make the chaos merciful.
  • Toyo:... Well, even if I do reveal the location... How do you know the Lodgers haven't taken it and are on their way to find the Keyhole by now? You've actually lost by now.
  • Rummer: Please, man. Like, I have the Keyhole hidden beneath our feet. They'd have to like, get past me first.
  • Toyo:... (Laughs) Suuuure. Well, enlighten me, Mr. Lonely McFreeloader, how has someone as low as you even posed a threat to my world?
  • Rummer: T'yeah, took ya long enough to ask that. (He underwent a large transformation)
  • Toyo:......... Asked a stupid question, Toyo, get a stupid answer.

Close Vicinity

  • Sora: So what exactly IS the perfect hiding place?
  • Fu-Xi: "Well given we're the sized of toys, likely the Keyhole would be the sized of typical keys, so if I must make a wild assumtion...."
  • Donald: "..... It would be disguised as a regular keyhole. Perfect! But what keyhole is anyone's question."
  • Fidget: Ugh. That lazy butt of Rummer's is more clever than using a simple bond-trashing diversion. Finding the Keyhole will take forever!!
  • Patrick: "Well hey, at least we can rule out that the Keyhole ain't the keyhole to a locked door to the employee lounge, cause that sign said so. (Points to a crudely made suspitious sign that read The Keyhole is SO DIFFENTLY not the one that locks the employee lounge). And we should always trust signs."
  • Lord Shen facepalmed!
  • Icky: "..... Okay, I know Rummer's gimmick is that he grew so depressed that he lost an ability to take things seriously, but, DOES HE THINK WE'RE THAT STUPID TO TRUST A SIGN?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Which only encourages my throey that his earlier plan was someone else's."
  • Soothsayer: So it's possible that Rummer felt so lazy that he decided to hide the Keyhole in his own hideout.
  • Banzai:... Well that's actually a good plan.
  • Squidward: Yeah. Except... WHERE IS HIS STINKING HIDEOUT?!?
  • Patrick: "Well we know that it can't be at that rock an roll toyset, because the sign said so. (Points to a sign at a rock and roll toyset that read "Diffently not Rummer the Buzzkill's lair")....."
  • Icky: "Duh..... DO'H WHAT THE F***?!"
  • Fire: "Good grief, what is WRONG with this kid?!"
  • Icky: "Ya know what, I know there's gonna be some paranoid yuts worrying about this being a trap, but, FUCK IT?! (The Lougers barged into Rummer's lair and surprised Lotso and Stinky Pete, and Rummer stuck in his giant toy saucer form)
  • Rummer: "HEY WHAT, AW NO MAN, AWWWW, YOU GUYS CAME TOO EARLY, I DIDN'T GET TO SET UP MY CONCERT OR ANYTHING, AWWW?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well MAYBE NOT MAKE THE LOCATIONS OF THE KEYHOLE AND YOUR HIDEOUT DEAD OBVIOUS BY PUTTING SIGNS TRYING TO DENY THEIR LOCATION?!"
  • Lotso: "...... (Deadpan) Seriously?"
  • Stinky Pete: "I think I now understand why this "Doctor" he referenced had to give him some aide with that prior idea."
  • Rummer: "Awww man, I was gonna do an epic speech and everything, and now I'm disappointed....... (Gets powered up) Which only feeds my buzz, losers."
  • Lotso: ".... Oh, right, he's all about disappointment."
  • Stinky Pete: "Maybe we'd were TOO quick to think low of him."
  • Suddenly, music began to play!
Spf 1000- Darkness (Audio Improvement.) The song from Billy and Mandy..

Spf 1000- Darkness (Audio Improvement.) The song from Billy and Mandy...

Rummer's Battle Song

Kingdom Hearts 3 King of Toys Boss Fight 6 (English)

Kingdom Hearts 3 King of Toys Boss Fight 6 (English)

Rummer's Final Battle (Skip to the boss fight)

  • Icky: "AND he just broke into song and break any amount of seriousness we would've gotten more then already, FANFUCKINGTASTIC?!"
  • Gazelle: Well... I guess now's a good a time as any.... Imaginex... Don't fail me now.
  • Gazelle summoned Imaginex, which turned into a giant battleship verson of the Louger Van!
  • Sandy: "WELL HOLYWALI DINGDANGDO, WILL YA LOOK AT THAT?! (Imaginex takes the entire Lougers and Gazelle inside!)"
  • Rummer: "Aw crap, dude, I legitamently forgot to make any plan to beat that thing."
  • Icky's voice: "OH THANKS FOR FURTHER BEING A DISAPPOINTMENT AND THAT WE WERE WORRIED FOR NOTHING, YA FUCKING DINGUS?! (Imaginex conjured up a giant "Joy Cannon")"
  • Rummer: "See, much as that last bit of disappointment was a nice boost, I still don't seriously have a plan for- (The Joy Cannon fired as blasted he True Rummer out of the pocessed heartless body as it destinigrated)....."
  • Rummer smacked face-first into the ground.........
  • Lotso: "..... That, could've gone better."
  • Stinky Pete: "And I'm back to being unflattered again."
  • Imaginex landed back down.
  • It vanished as the heroes came out.
  • Icky: "..... Ya know, I'm kinda disappointed even more that the dude was buildt up to be a master of depression, and MSM makes the plot waste his own ability to be a threat by having him turn into a KH3 boss because he wanted to use boss videos into this!"
  • Joanee: "Fair's fair, Rummer was always the underatthiver of the 5 Pariahs."
  • Icky: "THERE'S MORE OF THEM?!"
  • Lord Shen: "4 more, appearently."
  • Rummer: "(Gets up lazily)..... Awwww, dude, this is killing my buzz, man..... I thought the doc's plan was as perfect as he is. He said that by turning joy against you, you guys would so go against eachother."
  • Squidward: "Well he had ONE FATAL MISTAKE?! For being such a "Genius", this "Doctor" didn't realised that we dealt with these obscene break-ups because of things going array so many times that all they succeeded in was making us annoyed that we still fall for these! Well that and Fu-Xi kinda questioned on why you would actselly hired a guy who's immaturely hilarious name would OBVIOUSLY inspire joy."
  • Rummer: "..... Bummer, man. Guess the doc kinda miscaluated you guys. But, I'm like, still strong in depression, man, I'm gonna-"
  • Joanne: "Yeah, sorry, no. (Grabs Rummer) Since Depresion is your power, then get ready to be given something joyious!"
  • Rummer: "Wait, can you like, not- (Joanne gives him a kiss at the mouth, which surprised everyone, Icky and Iago winced in slight disgust, Lotso and Stinky Pete awkwordly looking at eachother, and Hamm looking away from it)."
  • Hamm: "Oh that does not look right."
  • Toyo was freed by the V.R.'s.
  • Toyo: "Oh, don't worry. Joanne's actselly giving Rummer the kiss of joy. It's basicly gonna take away his depression powers for ever. (Rummer started to glow as his depression powers faded away, as Lotso and Stinky Pete's negitive energy disapated and freed the two from his control) See? There was a practical reason for it...... Though all the same, it is weird to see a Lightfly kissing a Mothron like that."
  • Joanne stops the kiss as Rummer was speechless.
  • Joanne: "..... Try, not to get the wrong idea, sweetie. That kiss, was professional business. (Contains Rummer in magic chains) Ya still got a day in court for all the trouble you caused."
  • Rummer suddenly found himself stuck in a love-trance as he was blabing like an idiot.
  • Joanne: ".... Oh boy. Another one. I really need to find another way to fix people's depressions other then the kiss of joy."
  • Lotso: ".... I..... I suddenly found myself free of bitter anger and hatred."
  • Stinky Pete: "As do I. It's like, our actions were but extentions of Rummer's negitive enfluence, but the minute the power faded, we, were freed from it."
  • Lotso: "And, I just realised that the only reason I was replaced because...... My kid actselly really loved me, and must've been so upset that the other Lotso was because her parents didn't think of going back for us, though likely didn't help we'd made the mistake of leaving if they had aimed to go back."
  • Stinky Pete: "And that I let my own fears costed me those that were like my own family. Now, I am full of regret."
  • Toyo: "(Grabs the two) See, I'm glad you two realised your mistakes, but you two still have ALOT to answer for your involvement in this."
  • Lotso: "Figures."
  • Stinky Pete: "Can't say we blame you- (Toyo knocks the two out)..."
  • Toyo: "..... We'll have these two delivered back to where Rummer found them to begin with."
  • Icky: "Until then, we need to go back to finding the Keyhole now that Downer Boy's out of the picture."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well, I may, have an idea."

Rummer's Hideout

  • Rico: (He outfitted much of the place with dynamite) KIDDABADDAWALLA!!!! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, KABOOM!! (The hideout blew up revealing the Keyhole as they locked it up destroying all the Heartless)
  • Toyo: "Listen, I want to apologise for-"
  • Gazelle: "It's fine Toyo. Just don't ever forget to exspearience joy even when others deemed it un-nessersary. There should never be a time where joy is unwelcomed."
  • Toyo: ".... You're right Gazelle. You guys were right for the mission all along. It was me who didn't took it seriously, and I don't mean the name thing, but that I allow having some fun being considered detrimental just because of bad timing. Still, we still have to worry about Binkles."
  • Fu-Xi: "I took cared of that. I was able ensure that Binkles wasn't so, easily disterbed. (Mr. Binkles was seen given headphones)."
  • Toyo: "Well, what're we waiting for? (Toyo went up and grabbed the Keyblade). To the Employee Lounge Door."

Employee Lounge Door.

  • The group returned.
  • Toyo: I'm really going to miss you guys.
  • Joanne: Yeah, that was so much fun!
  • SpongeBob: Well who knows? We might be back. So... Where's our next location?
  • Shifu: (Reads the next riddle) There's nothing to be afraid of when your fear is an unexpected laugh.
  • Everyone:... Monstropolis.
  • The group left.

Subchapter 2: Monstropolis

Nega-Xehanort's location.

  • Figure 2: "Should we really be so surprised that Rummer fell short? He was always too aphathic to get anything right."
  • Figure 3: "I admit, I kinda saw that coming."
  • Figure 4: "Wow, we are just too chill about this."
  • Figure 3: "AGAIN WITH YOU ICE PUNS?!"
  • Figure 5: "ENOUGHCENTARI?! Evenis reguardlessenar ofis Rummer's poorsinsanati's hindsighcentari, weis stillar haveisina evidencentari ofis theirio weaknessinis."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "I agree. Rummer got too confident. I trust the rest of you might do better."
  • Figure 2: "Oh, the remainers don't have to worry about a thing. My assigned world is next on the agenda. I'll have those misfited clowns eating, from the plam of my hands. (Chuckles wickedly)....."

Monsters, Inc.

  • The Van arrives to a mysterious closed down by the CDA.
  • Pang Bing: "This is probuly not a good sign."
  • Sora: "Let's park out of sight." (They did that as they exit)
  • SpongeBob: (They arrived)... Well it's been a while since we were here too.
  • Sora: (He, Donald, and Goofy were in their monster forms) I can imagine. You guys need to visit certain worlds more often.
  • Patrick: (Screams) WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SORA, DONALD AND GOOFY?! DID YOU EAT EM?! BARF EM UP!! (He beats them)
  • SpongeBob: PATRICK WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
  • Patrick: I'M SAVING YOU FROM THOSE MONSTERS THAT'S ATTACKING OUR... (Hits them on a wall comically)... FRIENDS!!!!
  • Sora: PATRICK, THE ONLY ONES ATTACKING US IS YOU!!!
  • Patrick:... Oh it IS you guys. That was my next guess.
  • Tigress: Why do you guys look like that? You don't need to take forms and keep secrets to protect the world order anymore, remember?
  • Sora: I know, but I decided why not do it anyway?
  • Squidward: Pretty sure Patrick just gave you a good answer.
  • Fu Xi: "That is besides the point. Let's figure out what is this world's issue?"
  • Icky pulled out his iPhone and looked up the news.

Monster News Network.

  • News Anchur: "Good evening, I am Sewerbreath Dave, and if you just tune it, we are in the midst of Madam President of Monstropolis giving a speech about the temporary shut-down of Monsters Inc."
  • President: "(A monster simular to Abigail Hardscrabble but with bigger wings was seen) I, your president, Alexsandra Isnotafakename, have put the productions of Monsters Inc under Hiatus due to it's, questionable standerds, along with the sightings of unusual creatures with symbols on them investing the area. (Pictures of Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed going after employees was seen). The factory is placed on hold until further notice."

Present

  • Sora: Heartless.
  • Goofy: "And Nobodies and Unversed."
  • Donald: "Oh my."
  • Deadpool: "Nailed it on the Wizard of Oz reference."
  • Phil: Oh come on, does she honestly expect us to not know she's an imposter? You need a better last name than 'Isnotafakename'. Sure, she could've done it worse and pulled a Dr. Nefarious move, just spelling her name in reverse, but still! Why does everybody have to be unsubtle today?
  • Sully: HEY, IT'S THE LODGERS!! (Sully and Mike appeared)
  • Mike: Oh, boy, am I glad you guys are here! All right, listen, we got a major emergency on our hands! One so big, we don't even have a number for it!
  • Po: We heard.
  • Icky: Yeah. Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed are a real pain in the a-
  • Sully: Um, Boo's here! Ease up on the language.
  • Icky: Oh.
  • Sully:... JK.
  • Icky:... Ass!
  • Mike: What he meant was that Boo IS here!
  • Icky: AW COME ON!!!
  • Mike: Except... (Boo appeared, except much different than before, appearing as a beautiful 20-year-old woman with lustrous black hair, a pink shirt, blue pants, white socks, and an iPhone as everyone's jaws cartoonishly dropped)
  • Boo: (Current Mary Gibbs voice) Hey guys.
  • Sparx: WHAT A WOMAN!!!
  • Deadpool: BOO GROWS UP TO BE ONE HOT WOMAN!!!...... Which REALLY makes me wish that the Pixar Theory about her becoming the Witch from Brave is untrue, cause, (Shudders)! That would be a tragic case of time being cruel!
  • Boo: My real name is Mary Gibson, but I do like to go by that nickname. Had my 20th birthday last month.
  • Po:... Well this changes a lot.
  • Alex: We have SO MANY QUESTIONS!!
  • Melman: Mainly, WHY'RE YOU GUYS LETTING AN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN WOMAN YOU MET WHEN SHE WAS JUST TWO, INTO THE MONSTER WORLD?! THE CDA SHOULD BE SWARMING YOU BY NOW!!
  • Boo: These guys learned children aren't toxic. A silly lie spread by conspirators. Also, I'm not a child anymore.
  • Icky: "Well why the junk was the place shutdown other then the news bringing up it's already known issues?"
  • Boo: "Something tells me the monsters' president has an ulterior motive in all this."
  • Miguel: (In love) Amen, baby!
  • Boo:... (Giggles) You guys certainly haven't changed a bit. Litterally in some cases, you guys still look the same.
  • Icky: "Thank cartoon logic that makes us ageless as the main characters."
  • Boo: "......"
  • Pang Bing: "..... Ahem. Non-metacally speaking, it is perhaps due to the theory of relitivity where if one travels while the other stays, then the stayer will age quicker then the traveler."
  • Icky: "But in all seriousness, why IS she here?"
  • Mike: "Well, as luck would have it, she has kids of her own now."
  • Miguel was heartbroken and sighed.....
  • Iago: SHE'S A MOTHER NOW?!
  • Deadpool: "D'ohhhh, figures, the good looking ones are always off the market the quickest."
  • Mike: "Ahem! But the issue is that her son and toddler daughter have been taken by Randall and Waternoose. My gut's telling me that those two are trying to get scream back on the market and are hiding somewhere in the factory."
  • Pang Bing: "So that explains why the CDA has shut down the place."
  • Mike: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll...... Yes and no."
  • Sully: "Well, it turned out that Madam President is an advid believer of children being toxic and a stern backer for scream power. We were, kinda on the raw end of the deal with her for some time now."
  • Mike: "Though she picked a real bad time to put the kaibosh on the company while Randall and Waternoose are back. Burocrats, am I right?"
  • Iago: "So I guess that means we can't just waltz right in then?"
  • Sully: "Oh yeah, the CDA will arrest us for resisting presidental order otherwise."
  • Icky: "Wait, if you two are booted out of your company, then how is she here?"
  • Boo: (Chuckles) You seriously don't remember how good I am at hide-and-seek? I can sneak around pretty damn well. That's why I still just wear socks. Shoes just make too much noise.
  • Phil: Why not just be barefoot?
  • Boo: Ickh, no. I have stepped on too many spiked leaves and had too many splinters to know why shoes exist. But point is, I have ways to sneak back into this world.

Cutaway

  • Boo: (When she was just 12, she snuck around in her typical fashion as this played)
Mission Impossible Theme(full theme)

Mission Impossible Theme(full theme)

  • CDA Agent: HEY! Who are you?
  • Boo:... (Strips off both her socks) CATCH! (Throws them on two CDA agents)
  • CDA Agent #2: 23-19!!!! (They jumped on the two agents allowing her to escape looking at her wiggling toes in disappointment)
  • Boo: Ugh, I swear, the sooner these idiots realize we're not toxic, the better. I hate having to constantly waste my perfectly-good socks. (The music kept playing as she acrobatically swung above patrolling CDA agents, and approached a door guarded by highly-armed CDA agents, getting out a teddy bear)... Well, Teddums, I guess this is it. (As Teddums) It was an honor to serve you. (She hugs her as she dropped the Teddy bear onto one of the agents)
  • CDA Agent #3: 23-19!!! (They jumped on him as Boo went through the door and met Sully, hugging him)

Present

  • Boo: Heck, that's how I landed up this handsome spy back in my world.
  • Deadpool:... MSM just made this annoying little kid into a badass, and Scroopfan okayed if we still acknolwegded this. Just like Dora.
  • Boo: Oh, I agree. Also, aren't you that guy on one of my husband's shirts? What was his name? Deadfool? Deckpool?
  • Deadpool: MY NAME'S DEADPOOL, BITCH!! (Boo just twisted his balls as he screamed like a girl)
  • Boo: Call me that again, and you'll have the most unpleasant regeneration of your life!! GOT IT, C***-S****R?!
  • Deadpool:... (Squeaky voice) YEEESS!!! (Boo let him go)
  • Boo: "That being said, (Cheerful) Thanks for helping me remember the name, though."
  • Miguel:... I like her!
  • Boo: Now we've got work to do. Let's just say some dinosaur and glowing hyperactive butterfly monsters told me to expect you guys. Something about keys or something.
  • Icky: "Okay, I may not speak for the "Dinosaur", but the Butterfly is not a monster. She's more an alien."
  • Boo: "Whoa, cool! So, there's even more worlds beyond this place?"
  • Icky: "Heck, those door portals are likely gateways to other earths of the Pixar side of the Disney Universe. And even that is apart of the United Universes."
  • Boo: ".... Mind, (Mimics an exploudsion sound)."
  • Mike: Welcome to the club, we were just as surprised.
  • Boo: (Her iPhone acted up) Oh, it's those two again. They said to meet them on the Southeast Island of Monstropolis. That's where we're go- (Her phone acts up again)... Oh, it's ScareDarer again. "Can't talk right now. Busy. Sorry, sad face."
  • Icky: (Looks at her phone) Your social name is Boo800?
  • Boo: Yeah. And nobody on my feed knows I'm not a monster. These guys consider me a bestie.
  • Shifu: A life like that can be dangerous, you know.
  • Boo: I've been doing this since social media got it's first upgrade. I have the best privacy settings. Now let's go! My children need me. When I see Randall, I'm going to auto-photo every single silly color he changes himself and share it publicly... Right after I edit my appearance with Photoshop.

Southeastern Island

  • Icky: "Ya know, this is one heck of a detour we're taking right now."
  • Mike: "Perhaps, but it is where we are suppose to meet with them."
  • Sully: It's reportedly the last native growing place of the fruits that gave birth to the monsters of today.
  • Icky: "Well good to know that Monsters of the Pixar world and that of Suprime Kais of the Dragon Ball Worlds have so much in common that they're somehow born from fruits!"
  • Sam: You don't remember their origin story from last time?
  • Icky: That was a very long time.
  • ???: Well it's about time. (An anthro-pterosaur female monster appeared from the sky)
  • Boo: WHAT THE F***TOPUS?! WATCH WHERE YOU LAND, LADY!!!
  • Pterosaur Monster: Very sorry. I am Madam Therium, a former Uniter Princess from this world and one of it's first monsters.
  • Buddha: Therium? You know, with a name like that, we'd expect you to be ape-like. Doesn't 'therium' mean mammal?
  • Kowalski: Actually it means 'beast'.
  • Therium: Besides the point. You seek this world's Keyblade and Keyhole to stop our current Heartless infestation.
  • Iago: Eh? We haven't seen a Heartless since we got he- (Monster-like Heartless, Fluttering Heartless, Fire and Water Core Heartless, and Turtletoad and Flowersnake Unversed appeared)... And right on cue. F*** Heartless.
  • Boo: Ugh. (She fought off much of them)
  • Deadpool: SHE CAN FIGHT TOO?!? OMG, I LOVE HER!!!! It just sucks so much she's married!
  • Boo: Deal with it, pervert! Guys? If you're not too busy standing there like statues, I COULD USE YOUR HELP!!!!
  • Po: "OH! On it!"
  • The Lougers charged at the onslaught!
  • Sora: (His Keyblade managed to reap away the Heartless)
  • Boo:... I really like your weapon.
  • Sora: "Oh, thanks. Typically the best thing against these guys."
  • Boo: I wish I had one.
  • Therium: Keyblades are enchanting weapons that need to be earned.
  • Boo: Figures.
  • Therium: Now let's talk about the situation. Gelotosa?
  • Golotosa the Lightfly: (Giggles) Sure thing. Long story short, my arch nemesis Decepta DeVile the Temptress is going big.
  • Icky: OH COME ON! Decepta DeVile?! Is NOBODY gonna make a joke here?!
  • Deadpool: I will! (He sang this playing on a spontaneously appearing piano)
Cruella De Vil (Original Song)

Cruella De Vil (Original Song)

Decepta DeVile (Sorry, I had to!)

  • Shrek: (Smashed the piano a quarter into the song) Can we NOT stoop to obvious jokes?
  • Icky: Can I at least make the--
  • Everyone else: NO!
  • Icky: "Well....."
  • Gelotosa:... Anywho, she's been manipulating this world since the day you monsters first arrived to the island, discovered it's world-traveling magic and mutagenic fruits. They were all actually her making. So you basically owe your existence to her. But not anymore. Time for her to go bye-bye. She had families tell the common myth that human children are toxic.... But their real toxins are just their germs. Pretty stubborn when it comes to personal hygiene. (Giggles) She just came here from the Mothron homeworld of Obscuro for being too manipulative. She almost became empress for her very hardcore manipulative skills and got exiled. So she chose this world as her new domain.
  • Therium: I was chosen as a Uniter because I refused to believe the lies she spread and knew scare power was eventually going to have an energy crisis. I agreed with Gelotosa that laughter was a much better source of power after I discovered it was 10x more powerful than scream.
  • Sora: Oh, laughter is a good thing. Have you heard my girlfriend Kairi's laugh? Beautiful.
  • Boo: My husband says my laughter is cute too.
  • Therium: But I stopped being Uniter because I feared that Mothrons would come after my home. Plus, Temptress was just too manipulating. She knew how to outsmart me. That's why I have a gift for the current Uniter. Miss Gazelle? The Blade, if you please?
  • Gazelle:... I guess another summon wouldn't hurt.
  • Therium: It's two, actually. (Gains the Uniter Blade as it transformed into a monster-themed variant as she awoke a hound similar to Hercules Cerberus, only with one head, bat ears, a long lion tail and mane, and red glowing eyes, along with a large hyena-like creature with derpy eyes, colorful spots, a large tanuki tail, muscular legs, a red nose, and bat ears) Say hello to Scarer and Laugher. Creatures both powered by scream and laughter, respectively. Both can actually mimic the screams and laughter of anyone. (Laugher mimics Kairi's laughter as Sora sighs in love)
  • Sora: I miss that laugh already. (Screamer mimics Kairi's screams) DYAAHH!!!
  • Therium: And ironically, they induce more scream and laughter with their powers and even presence. They also cannot exist without each other. They must be together at all times. And the most useful feature? Both can detect the scream or laughter of anyone in the UUniverses.
  • Boo: Really? What about my kids?
  • Therium: Indeed. Screamer? (Screamer mimics their screams and shows a visual of their POV from each eye)
  • (Randall): Well, kiddies, you're going to help mommy pay for her mistakes.
  • (Mr. Waternoose): You know she is going to come for them, right?
  • (Boo's Son): You're damn right she is! My dad's a spy and she can hide very well. She's going to kick your asses!!! AGAIN!!!
  • (Randall): Tch, she's welcome to try. Also, you might want to watch your language in front of your baby sister. Not that it matters. She's going to be the first to suffer.
  • (Boo's Son): OVER MY DEAD BODY- (The two were strapped)
  • (Randall): I never got to properly test the Scream Extractor on your mom when she was her daughter's age. She almost got me turned into a wallet. But now I can settle for the next best thing. Her precious kids.
  • (Boo's Daughter): Kitty!!
  • (Randall): Sorry, kiddo. 'Kitty' won't save you this time. READY THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR!!!
  • (Mr. Waternoose): "(Turns on machine) Keep in mind that this machine has aged. It'll take time to warm up."
  • (Randall): ".... Ugh, I wish I was able to upgrade the damn thing!"
  • (Mr. Waternoose): "Oh hush up, be glad that Decepta even desided to bring us back like she did and that she still wants to give us what she promised, you not being a loser like you had been since childhood, and I avoid being irrelivent."
  • Boo: "Wait, what did that creepy old man-spider meant by that? About Randall "being a loser"?"
  • Mike: "Oh, right, see, Randall wasn't actselly always a jerk. In fact, when I met him in Monsters University, the guy was actselly nice as balls!"
  • Therium: "Though alas, Randall's fear of being deemed insignificant made him susceptible to Decepta's enfluence, and likely enfluenced him to be on the path he was taken to."
  • Mike: "So this bug witch was why he went to the Omegas?"
  • Therium: "Yes. So their negitive enfluence will further shape him into being a pawn."
  • Boo: "..... Well, this, kinda gives me a new perspective on Randall..... But I'm still gonna kick his tail for messing with my kids."
  • SpongeBob: We all will. I honestly thought we'd never get to see the adorable little kid who mended human and monster relationship in this world grow up to be a beautiful woman.
  • Deadpool: And the best MILF I've seen so far.
  • Boo: Don't ever call me a MILF again.
  • Patrick: What does that mean? (SpongeBob whispered it to him)... Oh.
  • Boo: So can these two find them?
  • Therium: They can. (Returns the Uniter Blade) But Gazelle needs to learn how to use them.
  • Icky: "Because the plot wants us to."
  • Therium: No, because those guys know how to stay hidden and those two are the only things that can grant immunity to her powers.
  • Icky:... Exactly.
  • Boo: Ugh. Where are they then? Back in Monsters Inc?
  • Therium: "Yes, but at a deeper subterian level then last encountered."
  • Sully: Well shoot.
  • Therium: Lucky for you, I know this world like the back of my hand. (Looks at it) Hey, that's new. Anyway, we should get moving. By the time we find Decepta, you'll have learned to control Screamer and Laugher. Come. (They left as a hidden Mothron watched)
  • Figure: "..... And here I thought I wouldn't've have to deal with you again. Better go back to those two idiots now."

Hidden Level

  • Randall: (The two children were terrified as the Scream Extractor had collected power)... It works.
  • Waternoose: But we mustn't delay their mother's arrival. However they do it, they will find out where we are.
  • ???: They found out just how I suspected they would. (The Mothron Figure appeared) Through Therium and Gelotosa. They're on their way.
  • Randall: Well that figures.
  • Figure: Stay calm. We can make it harder for them to find us. Both of you, cover your earholes. (They did that as she magically set off all the power tubes in the company as the laughter in each of them caused the power in the building to go crazy and cause chaos, as fires start to spread and one of the power plants to blow up)
  • Waternoose: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
  • Figure: I told you. I made it harder for the heroes to find us. The CDA isn't enough. In fact, we can take advantage of this opportunity. We could use the kids' mother as a hostage.
  • Waternoose: THE GIRL?! SHE'S DANGEROUS!!
  • Boo's Son: What kind of self-destructive plan is that? Did you bump your head on some oversized light bulb or something?
  • Figure: If I had been given currentcy for everytime that crude compairision to normal moths has been used on my people, I wouldn't even need to be president. And to answer your question, your mother could be used to our advantage. We could simply, turn your mother into the CDA and reveal her existence to the monster world, banning her for good.
  • Boo's Son: You wouldn't!
  • Figure: It would be wise not to test me. You kids will never see her again, and you'll be our power source for Monsters Inc, as revenge for what your mother took from me.
  • Boo's Son: Mom did nothing to you! Sully and Mike were the ones who ruined everything. She was just a child back then!
  • Figure: Nevertheless.
  • Boo's Daughter: Mommy!!!
  • Boo's Son: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
  • Figure: We'll see about that. Your mother better be smart about this. Till then. (Turns into Alexsandra) I need to get back into my administraightion business. My sectrataries are throwing a fit at my sudden absince, the nervious wrecks. (Vanishes into the shadows).

Monsters Inc. Entrance

  • A Nervious Ten-Headed Hydra-like Monster was seen having a panic fit!
  • Hydra head 1: "WHERE IS SHE?! Why is the president late for her State of Emergeny Address Speech and to offer a solution for the crisis?!"
  • Alexsandra: (Appeared behind him teleporting there with nobody noticing) I'm already here.
  • All Hydra Heads: MADAM PRESIDENT ISNOTAFAKENAME!!!
  • Alexsandra: I have discovered the cause of the meltdown. There's a human adult loose. (Everyone gasps) What is considered the first human adult security breach in monster history. 20 years old. In fact, it would be the first child that entered the monster world years ago on the year of Waternoose's arrest. The CEO James P. Sullivan has apparently been smuggling the child into the monster world for 18 years.
  • Roz: (In CDA uniform) Odd. I could've sworn we shredded her door. Sullivan has broken CDA Protocol #5248, no adult human is allowed in the monster world. Men! Find Sullivan and arrest him. Don't worry, Madam President. We're watching. Allllways waaatching.
  • Alexsandra: Don't disappoint me. (She left and vanished back to the underground level)... I have reported Sullivan's smuggle of Boo and placed blame for the accident on him. He will be arrested in due time.
  • Randall: Whoo, ya don't mess around.
  • Waternoose: Is there any concern that the heroes will convince them otherwise?
  • Figure: Even then, laws are laws. I can assure you, 'Boo' will never see her precious children again.

Other Part of Monsters Inc. Entrance

  • Mike: It should be easy to sneak in and save the kids. I don't think it could get anymore locked u- (The same blue-green force field that surrounded Harryhausen's appeared around Monsters Inc.)
  • (Roz): Attention, citizens of Monstropolis. There is an adult security breach and a quarantine is in effect to secure and contain it. The perpetrator is believed to be the CEO of Monsters Inc., James P. Sullivan. All residents are to remain in their homes until further notice. (CDA agents began to scout the entire city)
  • Mike:... Why does karma like to screw with us?
  • Boo: Well s***!
  • Private: What do we do now?
  • Boo:... I think I have an idea. It just might be crazy enough to work....

Later...

  • Boo: (In front of the entire CDA) I SURRENDER!!!!
  • Po: Hmm. Good plan... I guess?
  • Lord Shen: "Depends on whether or not this risk is worth it. (CDA agents surround the group)."
  • CDA LT: "Good lord! (Brings up walkie talkie) Agent 001, along side Sullivan and the adult, I also found another selection of human adults and earth-level animals, I repeat, other adults and earth-level animals are here, among others. Heck, there is even the exile Therium."
  • (Roz): "Well ain't that an unexpected revelation. Contain them for questioning."
  • CDA LT: "Ma'am. (Turns off Walkie Talkie) Okay men, strip the outsiders of any possable weapons."
  • Pang Bing: "(Quietly) Boo, please tell me you know what you are doing."
  • Boo: What, would you prefer we try and fail to sneak in with all these weirdoes in suits?
  • Pang Bing:... Point taken.

Interigation Room.

  • Roz was seen in the room with the group.
  • SpongeBob: Roz, I'm surprised you don't recognize us. Shell Lodge Squad? We busted Waternoose's conspiracy and helped give you a more renewable source of energy? Ring a bell?
  • Roz: "I haven't forgotten. It's just not relivent to the issue at hand."
  • Spongebob: "..... Toushe."
  • Roz: "That being said, I'm asking the questions here. May I ask why you brought a human outside of your intermediate group AND simultaneously the same human that nearly dis-spelled the myth of toxity till Alexsandra discouraged them? Not even mentioning bringing the exile Therium back here."
  • Mike: "I'll level with ya, Roz. It's because Boo has kids of her own now, and Waternoose and Randall kidnapped them."
  • Roz: "So basicly a repeat of what got them in trouble the last time?"
  • Mike: "Oh it's worse this time! It's Madam President Alexsandra! She's-"
  • Alexsandra: "(Enters the room) I'll take matters from here, 001. (Roz leaves)..... (Stern stare at the group)..... It's bad enough you people are trying to lead this civilisation away from scream, now, you brought this disgracer of the Monster Birther races here? She was defying a tradition even her father and all the other High Elders did not objected to!"
  • Theirum: "That's because I realised that your theory about scream was flawwed, "Alexsandra"."
  • Alexsandra: "..... A pity we had to disagree like this. Your kind and my kind are both Birther Races, our kinds had equilly build Monster socity from the ground up, and yet, you're protesting to what I had deminstraighted to the High Elders ages ago?"
  • Theirum: "Because I was offering a better alternative, while you malmitulated even my own father against me. So you'll have to pardon, if I can't forgive you for those actions, Alexsandra... If it's even approbeate to call you that."
  • Alexsandra: "Ugh, you stubbern reptilian! I morphed this civilisation to what it is! I introdused the door portals! I created a socity dependent on screams! And here you people are, trying to ruin that. If you think you can just go ahead and undermine nearly millendias of progression, then you're sadly mistaken. I could have you bunch exiled to some of the most unpleasent places in any spefific earth."
  • Deadpool: "Okay, can we be real lady, we know you're actselly a Mothron in disguised, so why don't you-"
  • Alexsandra: "(Scoffs), How DARE YOU question my race?! I am clearly a Gargoyapede! My race are the biggest figures of monster goverments and insitutions all across this world!"
  • Theirum: "Oh, is that so? Then roar."
  • Alexsandra: "..... Excuse me?"
  • Theirum: "Gargoyapedes were infamous for their deafening roars, so loud that a human ends up being deaf for years after words. Roar, and I'll be convinced that I misjudged you."
  • Alexsandra: "Tch, I don't have to prove myself to you."
  • Deadpool: "What's the matter? Are you, a chicken?"
  • Alexsandra: "EXCUSE ME, YOU RUDE LITTLE-"
  • Deadpool started to cluck as he shaked his arms like wings!
  • Alexsandra: "OKAY THAT TEARS IT?! YOU ASKED FOR IT?!"
Roaring Rarity (Comic Dub) Comedy (READ DESCRIPTION)

Roaring Rarity (Comic Dub) Comedy (READ DESCRIPTION)

1:06

  • Silence......
  • The group broke into laughter!
  • Deadpool: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! WAS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE A ROAR OR THE SOUND OF A DYING CAT?!"
  • Alexsandra: "My voice is exhausted from all those speeches from the crisis you are invovled in!"
  • Deadpool: In other words, you can't roar?
  • Alexsandra: No, in other words, I CAN'T ROAR AT THE MOMENT!!!
  • Icky: You're not fooling anyone, idiot. "Isnotafakename"? How are these monsters even buying this?
  • Boo: I sure don't. Now get Roz back in here and stop delaying my rescue, or so help me, I will release videos of you getting your ass kicked by a human woman.
  • Alexsandra: You expect us to believe a sad story like that? You're just here to hang out with Sullivan just like before. You can't be allowed to live and tell about our world.
  • Boo: I don't know, is the fact that I kept this place a secret for much of my life not proof that I can't keep a secret? Paranoid much? And I am telling you the truth. Still don't believe me? Get the CDA to bring in a lie detector.
  • Alexsandra: And what would be the point of that?
  • Boo: Oh? Something to hide, Madam President ISNOTAFAKENAME?! HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!? (The CDA began asking questions) I think we can all agree that we need a lie detector in here. If not, how do we know you're who you say you are?
  • Alexsandra: HOW IS MY AUTHENTICITY RELEVANT TO YOUR PROBLEMS?!
  • Boo: BECAUSE YOU COULD BE HIDING MY CHILDREN IN THE BUILDING WITH RANDALL AND WATERNOOSE BECAUSE YOU WANT MONSTERS INC. TO HARNESS SCREAM AGAIN!!! (CDA got suspicious) Sounds like a solid alibi to me, doesn't it? In fact after that, how about we put YOU in the lie detector? We'll see who you really are after I prove myself, now won't we?
  • Mike:... Looks like a human put you in a rock and a hard place.
  • Alexsandra: (Sighs) Fine! If you insist! (CDA agents got a lie detector)... Now let's see if-
  • Boo: Hold up... You go first.... Got a problem with that, Madam President ISNOTAFAKENAME?
  • Alexsandra:... No, of course not.
  • Boo: Well then, I think we can safely say that we cracked the case and are going to save my kids. Rob and Kathy, mommy's coming for you.
  • Alexsandra: "Don't get so confident, human. Now, I want the full unabridged reasonings of you people being here."
  • Puss: That information is on a need-to-know basis-
  • Alexsandra: NO, I WANT ANSWERS, AND I WANT THEM NOW!!!
  • Boo: Don't change the subject, Madam President IS, NOT, A, FAKE, NAME!! You're not cheating your way out. We finally caught you, Decepta the Temptress!
  • Alexsandra: Who even is that?! (The Lie Detector beeped a wrong sound as the screen was  red)...... Oh to hell with this! (She used her powers to blind everyone as she revealed herself)
  • Boo: I KNEW IT!!!
  • Decepta: YOU WANT YOUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN?! YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST!!! (Boo attacks as she vanished chuckling)
  • Goofy: Gawrsh, Boo, you sure caught her with her pants down.
  • Deadpool: "Metathorically speaking."
  • Boo: Yeah, now let's get my kids and your Keyblade.... Speaking of which, we never did clarify where it was.
  • Gelotosa: We'll save that for after we stop Decepta and save your kids. Come on.
  • Roz: We could use help putting out the fires in the factory.
  • CDA Agent #1: And purging out the, 'Heartless', was it?
  • Sora: We're on that. The rest of you deal with Decepta.
  • Boo: Let's do this. (This music played)
Kingdom Hearts 3 - Monstropolis - Chasing Boo's Door Theme Volume Raised

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Monstropolis - Chasing Boo's Door Theme Volume Raised

  • The Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed rampaged throughout the factory!
  • Theirum charged in head first curled into a ball and flipped really fast, and crashed into the large group of the creatures, sending them fly!
  • Theirum sumersulted in reverse and fought some Monsters Inc themed Unversed, grabbing one and tossed it into the air spinning!
  • Theirum saw a door was closing slowly as part of security protolcal!
  • Theirum did a running charge, as quills popped out of her back, then Theirum curled into a ball again and mad-saw charged at the closing door, destored a chunked of it that left a big opening!
  • The group were staring surprised at that.....
  • Icky: "...... HOW DID THAT, STOPPED BEING A UNITER?!"
  • Gelotosa: "She felt her Uniter Status would endanger this world of Mothrons, and it already had Decepta to cope with."
  • Icky: "..... Fair point."
  • The Heartless, Nobodies and Unverse began to regroup.
  • Gazelle: "..... Well gang, let's try to keep up!" (They kept going)

Deepest Level

  • Decepta: URRRGH!!! That woman is smarter than I thought.
  • Boo's Son (Rob): I tried to tell-
  • Decepta: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!
  • Randall: Now you feel our pain. So, genius, you have a plan?
  • Decepta: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!! (Created globs of black slime and collected both scream and laugh tubes all infused into a capsule)... Let's see them get to you two now.
  • Boo's Daughter (Kathy): (Raspberries at them)
  • Decepta: Waternoose, get this capsule to the outside. Randall, watch the two brats. And for evil's sake, don't hesitate to relocate them if things go south. (Disappears as Waternoose did his job)
  • Randall:... Why is it always me?

Monsters Inc. Power Plant

  • Sora: (Summoned up massive water spells putting out the fires)
  • Boo: So far so good.
  • King Mickey: Gazelle, have you tried learning how to use Screamer and Laugher?
  • Gazelle: Never had the opportunity. Plus, there's no use for them at the moment... Unless... (She used them to home in on Rob and Kathy, as well as use their screams and laughter to use the power against the Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed)
  • Therium: Well it's a good start. Well done.
  • Gazelle: Gracias. Screamer? Laugher? Find Rob and Kathy. (They did that together while mauling more Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed)
  • SpongeBob: C'mon!
  • The Group charged forth!

Randall's location.

  • Randall: "Really sucks that I have to do all the babysitting here, I mean, Decepta and Waternoose pretty much have this covered. What's the worse that can- (Screamer and Laugher bursted into the room)..... AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! (Screamer started to chase Randall as he tried to get away in a panic while Laughter began wrecking the machine)"

Misfits Location.

  • The group followed the giant paw prints.
  • Mike: "Ya know thank goodness Screamer and Laughter always seem to leave giant pawprints on the ground for some reason or following those two would've been REALLY difficult!"
  • They arrived at a certain point as an electric fence cut them off.
  • Decepta and Waternoose are seen on a platfrom.
  • Decepta: "I'll be sure to deal with those mutts in my lezure..... Till then.... I have a misfit infestation, I would like to clean up."
  • The capule was seen in the center.
  • Decepta: "Say hello, (The Capsule began to form ooze around and become a giant Unversed) TO PEST CONTROL?!"
  • Patrick: "Hi."
  • Sora: "An Unversed!"
  • Mike: Aw crap. (Decepta summoned a Soldier Heartless, made it abit sentient, and had it like this)
Smg4 Your screwed

Smg4 Your screwed

  • Mr. Waternoose: "..... Was that even remotely nessersary?"
  • Decepta: "Hey, these people made me expose my cover, at least let me have something."
  • Deadpool: "Aw man, seriously, we're fighting another Kingdom Hearts boss instead of the actual bad guys?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, KH3 did the same thing, so why not?"
  • Max: "That looks more like something that was thriving in our office bathroom that me and Sam ran into once."
  • Sam: "I did tell ya that the toilet was not an approbeate place to dispose of a mad sciencetist's super cell exspeariment, Max."
  • Mike: "..... I bet that was an interesting story, BUT LET'S FOCUS ON THE NOW?! (They fought the Lump of Horror like this)"
Kingdom Hearts 3 Lump of Horror Boss Fight 8

Kingdom Hearts 3 Lump of Horror Boss Fight 8

  • Randall: (He was running from Screamer and Laugher) I'm getting out of here!? (Kathy started pulling on him and beating him up just like Boo did before) YAAAAAAAAHHH!!! NOT AGA- (Turned into random colors as Boo had her phone's auto-photo function on every one)
  • Boo: HA! That's my girl!
  • Sully: Like mother like daughter.
  • Decepta: "YOU IDIOT?! I TOLD YOU TO GET THE BRATS OUT OF THERE IF IT GETS WORSE?!"
  • Randall: "YA DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 'BOUT GIANT DOGS, LADY?!"
  • Mr. Waternoose: "Well fair's fair, Miss Decepta, you didn't exactly warned him about those creatures."
  • Decepta: "..... I AM DONE WITH THIS HUMILIATION?! LUMP OF HORROR, I ORDER YOU TO-"
  • Screamer and Laugher Roar-Scream/Laugh the Lump right at Decepta, who got stuck in his as she screamed and the glob splattered into the wall, trapping Decepta in it!
  • Mr. Waternoose: "..... Oh dear. (Tries to make a break for it, but the CDA cut-off his escape!)"
  • Randall got up as some CDA members cornered him as well.....
  • Randall: "..... Crap."
  • Gelotosa flew up to the trapped Decepta.
  • Decepta: "This, is not, over! I will turn those pests into my puppets yet! Just you wait and-"
  • Gelotosa: "(Pulls out an airhorn) Depower Airhorn."
  • Decepta: "WHAT?!"
  • Gelotosa used the airhorn that both blow a noise at Decepta's face while removing her malmitulation power, which cured Randall and Waternoose of her enfluence.
DJ Airhorn Sound Effect

DJ Airhorn Sound Effect

  • Gelotosa: "There. Your malmitulative ways are all gone now."
  • Decepta: "NO?! 001, I DEMAND YOU HELP YOUR PRESIDENT?!"
  • Roz: "Apologiese, "Alexsandra", but I think you may be due for an impeachment proceeding."
  • Decepta: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! I'M THE REASON WHY THE WORLD EXISTS AS IT DOES?! YOU WOULD'VE STILL LIVED IN ANICHENT SOCITIES IF IT WASN'T FOR MY TECKNOWAGEY?!"
  • Mike: "Yeah, but the price wasn't worth it anymore. We're gonna start doing good with your "gifts" now, if that's okay with you, Decepty!"
  • Deadpool: At first, you'd think Decepta is a devil, but after time has worn away the- (Shrek twists his head backward) SHOCK?!...... I'm gonna stop singing now.
  • Decepta: "BUT WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR PRESIDENT NOW WITHOUT ME AROUND, YOU UNGRATEFUL- (Gelotosa muzzled her)."
  • Gelotosa: "Oh, don't worry, once Theirum gets to the elders and told them the truth, she'll get RIGHT onto giving this place the leader it deserves."
  • Decepta started to protest angry while muffled by the muzzle!
  • Randall: "...... I wasted my life on this......"
  • Mr. Waternoose: "YOU THINK YOU HAD IT BAD?! I LOST MY COMPANY CAUSE OF HER?!"
  • CDA Agent 1: "Take it easy, you two, you can talk about your marrital disbute at jail. (The Agents dragged Waternoose and Randall away)."
  • Boo: (She happily reunites with her children)
  • Kathy: Kitty!!!
  • Boo: Yeah, Kitty helped us.
  • Sully: Nice to meet you two. Kathy, you look just like your mother when she was your age.
  • Rob: So this world DOES exist.
  • Mike: Really? You thought mommy was just making it up?
  • Rob: Oh, who wouldn't? Suspension of disbelief is pretty darn nonexistent to us.
  • Gelotosa: Alright. I hate to disturb your reunion, but it's time to live up to my side of the bargain. I'll show you where to find the Keyblade.
  • Therium: And coincidentally, I found the Keyhole at the same time Boo's kids were kidnapped.
  • Mike: "Talk about lucky cowinkydinks, am I right?" (They found the Keyblade and fought off Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed to make it to the Keyhole, locking it and stopping the Heartless)
  • Boo:... Well that takes care of those abominations of purity. And thanks again for saving my children.
  • Sam: It's what we do. So, Shifs, what's the next riddle?
  • Shifu: (Reads it) Light can be present in even the weirdest hairstyle.
  • Everyone:... Rapunzel.
  • Icky: You know, you'd think they'd make these riddles harder to solve.
  • Gelotosa: (Giggles) Well I guess you're off to the Kingdom of Corona. Find the former Uniter Princess and her Lightfly mentor there. Can't really tell you their names to protect them. Their mothron problem, is speically bad. You'll, know when you see him.
  • Lord Shen: "We'll take your word for it. (The group left)."

Subchapter 3: Kingdom of Corona

Xehanort's location.

  • Figure 3: "A pity about this revelation. I always though Decepta was beautiful."
  • Figure 4: "Dude, she was colder then an ice queen."
  • Figure 3: "UGH, I'M SICK OF YOUR PUNS?!"
  • Figure 5: "SILENCEIOUS?! Theis Kingdomomus of Coronaious is nextus."
  • Figure 3: "My speically. I'll really bring in the pain to those vermin."
  • Figure 4: "Ha! And you said you hated puns."
  • Figure 3: "FUCK OFF?!"
  • Xehanort: "Do kindly focus, my friends..... With Rummer and Decepta down due to their over-compidence, I think it's obvious need to start taking this seriously, gentlemen."
  • Figure 3: "And serious, this will be taken."
  • The Figures vanished....
  • Xehanort: "..... I'll give the misfits credit, they are proving TOO worthy of a challnage for the Pariahs..... Good think I have my own plan to get the keyblades in mind, and those Pariahs may not know it yet, but even in failure, they are still ensuring my reach onto them. (Chuckles wickedly)."

Kingdom of Corona.

  • The Van Arrived, as tower guards saw it!
  • Tower Guard 1: "Someone inform the princess! A giant horseless carriage came from the sky!"
  • King Frederic: I think those are the Lodgers that helped get my daughter back. I recognize those flame patterns anywhere. Open the drawbridge. They might want us.
  • SpongeBob: (They landed near the bridge entrance to Corona)... Well, it's been a while since we were here too. Hopefully this will be the last familiar place we'll be in on this trip. (They saw a caravan carriage being pulled by Maximus and Fidella)
  • Shorty: (Popped out randomly from the caravan) OH, HEY, LODGE-PODGE!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!
  • (???): Wait, Lodge-Podge? (Two familiar barefeet came out of the caravan as Rapunzel appeared with Eugene and many others)... Oh. I think you mean the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Shorty: Who are they, some kind of dumb underwater cult? No way.
  • SpongeBob: Rapunzel? Have you been... Traveling?
  • Icky: And you certainly haven't changed. Why're you still barefoot?
  • Eugene: Don't ask. She likes it that way. And so do I, really. I like Blondie just as she was when I met her.
  • Icky: Just saying, the terrain ain't always merciful.
  • Rapunzel: What're you guys doing here?
  • Fu-Xi: "Well let's just say a leage member went batshit insane and rogue and is now threatening to unveil a Kingdom Hearts-based acopalyse and we need to secure a litteral key-blade ingredient needed for a weapon that would him with that to stop him."
  • Eugene: "........ Ooooooo-kaaaaaaaaaay. Are things like that, normal with you misfits?"
  • Lord Shen: "Ahem! What Fu-Xi meant to say is that we're here to seek out a still-living Uniter and a Lightfly that would bare this such infomation and-"
  • ???: "Lightfly?" (King Frederic and Queen Arianna appeared)
  • King Frederic: "You mean, like the being of Lady Corona's lore?"
  • Rapunzel: MOM! DAD! (She hugged)
  • Queen Arianna: What brings you back home?... (Sees Cassandra's owl alone)... Where's Cassandra?
  • SpongeBob:... And what did we miss?
  • Deadpool: I'll tell you what you missed. Check it. (Plays this on his iPhone)
Intro Beyond the Corona Walls - Rapunzel's Tangled Adventures

Intro Beyond the Corona Walls - Rapunzel's Tangled Adventures

  • Eugene:... What is that thing?
  • Deadpool: A piece of technology you don't have yet. When it comes to your world, it's gonna be big.
  • King Frederic:... Quite. Now where's Cassandra?
  • Deadpool: "Oh, she went traitor and turned to dark magic."
  • The two were surprised.
  • Icky: "..... Not a subtle way to drop that bombshell, Deadpool."
  • Rapunzel: But it's true. I don't know why, but we all suffered a concussion and lost our memories about the event. Now Cassandra has the Moonstone and we decided to take a break back home.
  • King Frederic:... Well the captain of the guard is NOT going to like this.
  • Rapunzel: But I really don't want to talk about it. I've had to go through more than that including that crazy Hurt Incantation.
  • Deadpool: Oh you mean the opposite of your healing incantation?
  • Rapunzel: Yeah, that one. I just want to go home and vent!

Rapunzel's Room

  • Rapunzel: (Laid flat on her bed with Pascal next to her)
  • The Lougers saw this....
  • Quidilen: "..... Okay, I'm confused, what exactly is going on?"
  • Icky: "Likely some personal druma within the confinds of their show."
  • Guard Captain: (Burst in with Cassandra's owl) OKAY, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER'S BETRAYAL?!
  • Rapunzel: CAPTAIN, I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DID IT!!! SHE GAVE ME A CONCUSSION WHILE WE WERE TRYING TO GET OUT ALIVE!!! SHE TOOK THE MOONSTONE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE DID IT!!! NOW PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (Sobs in her pillow as Pascal comforts her and turns red signaling the Captain to leave)
  • Captain: ".... Oh, uh, my uh, my apologies, I'll just- (Maximus comes in and bites into the Captain's pants) YOW?! (Maximus dragged him out!)"
  • Deadpool: "(Snickering), That guy got his butt bitten by a horse."
  • SpongeBob:... Now what was it about this 'Lady Corona' person?
  • King Frederic: Well, Corona lore has it that the founders of Corona has a godly bodyguard that the kingdom itself is named after, and she had a mentor in the form of an insectiod being called a Lightfly.
  • Gazelle:... Then those two are exactly what we're looking for. We have reason to believe that Lady Corona might still be alive. She wielded this weapon in my hands.
  • Rapunzel: (Notices an emblem on the Uniter Blade)... Wait! That symbol... I've seen it before... Varian had one just like it in his lab.
  • SpongeBob: Who?
  • Rapunzel: "I'll explain along the way! (Starts pushing the entire group with her) Come on!"

Corona Dungeon

  • Captain:... You're seriously telling me this guy is your only hope of finding this 'Keyblade'?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. Rapunzel did say she saw something similar to the Uniter emblem in his lab.
  • Captain: Do you have any idea how risky this is?
  • Rapunzel: I made a promise to myself that I'd save his father, and this time I'm keeping it, no questions asked! I said before when I make a promise, I never EVER break it. And this time, I'm standing by it.
  • ???: OH, SURE!! NOW YOU WANT TO HELP WHEN IT'S A STATE OF EMERGENCY?! (Varian was seen brooding darkly in his cell)... I'm suddenly worth the trouble NOW, because I just so happen to be connected to something impourent to these aliens?!
  • Fu-Xi:... THIS sad little nerd actselly gave your kingdom trouble?
  • Spyro: He looks... Harmless. Rapunzel, what did you do to him to get him in here?
  • Rapunzel:... I... Sort've... Turned him down when his father was trapped in unbreakable amber.
  • Tigress:... Care to explain yourself?

Flashback

  • (Rapunzel): Well at the time, my parents left and put me in charge of the kingdom. It was hard for sure, but then a crazy winter storm came out of nowhere. Things were getting bad, especially since Mom and Dad went missing... But then...
  • (Varian): Then you turned your back on me! And as acting queen, that was the biggest mistake of your life!
ENGLISH - Varian asks Rapunzel for help (Tangled The Series)

ENGLISH - Varian asks Rapunzel for help (Tangled The Series)

  • (Shenzi): Geez. Circumstance is a bitch.
  • (Icky): "Ya know Raps, ya could've tried to say to the kid that you'll add helping his dad on the bucket list once the storm was passed."
  • (Varian): "THAT'S THE PROBLEM?! BY THE TIME THE STORM LEFT, MY FATHER WOULD ALREADY BE GONE?!"
  • (Rapunzel): He's right. And the storm was apparently tied to the curse of this demon named Zhan Tiri, and it was quelled by this weather device made by a scientist named Lord Demanitus.
  • (Varian): Alchemy!
  • (Rapunzel): What's the difference?
  • (Varian): Trust me. There's a difference.
  • (Deadpool): "Ya know, ya could've at least asked again AFTER the storm stopped being a problem."
  • (Varian): "..... Ya don't get it. That amber's unbreakable if it's not prevented as soon as possable. My father's stuck there."
  • (Fu-Xi): "..... Well in that case, sucks to be you."
  • (Viper): "Master Fu-Xi, with due respect, that's the LAST thing he wants to hear from us!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Oh come now, he's acting like a child acting as if his father would've lived forever otherwise!"
  • (Varian): "...... ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY HE'S DEAD?!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Well ya don't see the Musquito from Jurrassic Park walking out of that kind of s*** saying "I'm all right, I just need to walk it off"! Hate to be the bad news barer, but daddy dearest is now destined to be a museum piece in some far-off future alien museum should he be re-discovered."
  • (Icky): "DUDE?! I know you have mental issues, but, CAN YOU NOT?!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Hey, you guys didn't listened to me about dragging Kay-Ray along, so-"
  • (Spyro/Shen): "IT'S PROUNCED "KAIRI"?! MUST WE ALWAYS REPEATE THIS?!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "So what reason should I have to heed your words?!"
  • (Lady Su): "Fu-Xi, behaive!"
  • (Fu-Xi): "Okay okay, I'm sorry.... Just, still pissed that these nitwits didn't listen!"
  • (Icky): "WE GET IT, BRINGING KAIRI TO RESCUE THE OTHER PRINCESSES WAS A DUMBASS MOVE, DON'T RUB IT IN?!"
  • (Rapunzal): "ALL OF YOU PLEASE, CALM DOWN?!..... Arguing or giving Varian false ideas is not gonna help anyone or go anywhere. And I don't believe Varian's father is dead."
  • (Gazelle): "You'll, have to forgive them, Kairi was as close to us as Varian is clearly close to his father. She was taken from us by a far from desireable person. Please, try to be paient with their..... Personal Trials."
  • (Varian): Ya know something, snake breath? You're lucky I'm still behind bars, or I would be tearing out your fangs and using the venom to kill someone, I don't know who. It wouldn't be easy, but if I die trying, it would be for my father.
  • (Quidilen): "Now, young one, your willingness to honor thy father is admirable, but it's tainted by being mad at the wrong people. If you were gonna be mad at anyone, be mad at those that pressure her into favoring helping the kingdom. She is obviously inexperienced and new to being a ruler and is not used to make harsh decisions. If it helps, I suspect her parents, more exspearienced rulers, would not be quick to sacrifice anyone to their fate and would've found a compromise."
  • (Varian): "Well, then clearly Rapunzal is NOT like her parents, now is she?"
  • (Icky): "Hey give the poor lady a break, she was afraid to look like a lousy queen to sacrivice helping an entire nation, just to save ONE guy! There would've been people that could've been UTTER doughebags to her cause she didn't put the nation before one guy! It was a lose-lose situation! A move like you were suggesting of forgoing helping Corona for your dad, could've sparked a rebelion borned from bitterness cause people would've felt abandoned! And trust me, people can turn on Monarchies, stupidly easy if they think their ruler SUCKS!"
  • (Varian): Well forget it. I screwed everything up for myself and it's HER to blame.
  • (Rapunzel): YOU THINK I LIKED TURNING MY BACK ON YOU?!

The Flashback Shattered Like Glass

  • Rapunzel: (Varian was actually surprised at her unexpected reaction) Let me tell you something I tried to tell you since you got arrested but you were just too filled with anger to listen! What I did to you that day, WAS A NIGHTMARE!!! When I broke my promise, I broke MYSELF!!! I was afraid of being QUEEN!!! PASCAL ALMOST LOST HIS LIFE STOPPING THE STORM!!! I WAS HYPNOTIZED BY ZHAN TIRI, FOR CORONA'S SAKE!!!!
  • Lodgers/Varian: Wait, what?!
  • Rapunzel: Yeah. When we turned on the Demanitus Device, we freed a disciple of Zhan Tiri named Sugracha the Eternal and she brainwashed me into HELPING HER TRY TO FREE HER MASTER!!!!
  • Varian:...... That's seriously the best you could come up with?
  • Rapunzel: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGHHH!!! (Tries and fails to pull her indestructible hair out) THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED DOING WHAT I DID TO YOU WOULD FEEL LIKE!!!! SON OF A- (Kicks a bar with her barefoot as it hurt and started hopping holding it)
  • Icky: See? Told you wearing shoes was practical.
  • Rapunzel: OH SHUT UP!!! Ugh!! Varian, if you're going to be difficult, we'll find the stupid thing ourselves!!
  • Gazelle: I think what he needs is proof. Have you tried telling him about Cassandra and the Moonstone and all that stuff?
  • Varian: Cassy? Psh, I'm over her. You think I give a flying feather about her anymore?
  • Rapunzel: You should, because, quite frankly, she betrayed us.
  • Varian: "..... Wow, you are just TERRORABLE at keeping your friends, aren't you?"
  • Rapunzel: OH FOR THE LOVE OF, UGH, THIS IS SO TYPICAL!!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE, BUT YOU PROVED ME WRONG!!! YOU, VARIAN, ARE A SOCIOPATH!!! IF YOU THINK GETTING YOUR FATHER OUT OF THAT STUPID AMBER AND PROVING YOUR WORTH IS THAT IMPOURENT, THEN, THEN... Ya know what, HOW'S THIS FOR PROOF?! WITHER AND DECAY, END THIS DESTINY, BREAK THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, AND SET THE SPIRIT FREE!!!
  • Captain: WAIT WAIT WAIT, THAT'S NOT A GOOD WAY TO- (Her hair and eyes turned black as everyone around her including Varian got sick and weak with everything slowly dying)
  • Lord Shen: (Coughs blood into his wing)... WHAT IS THIS?!
  • Captain: It's... The Hurt Incantation. The opposite of-
  • Icky: WE KINDA ALREADY GET THAT- (Vomits)
  • Varian: (Falls weak)... WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!
  • Rapunzel:... (Slowly turns back to normal)... THAT, is your proof. This incantation is the opposite of what my hair's magic. It doesn't heal. It kills. I had the TERRIBLE misfortune of learning it. (Sings the healing incantation as Merlin restores their health) DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?!
  • Varian:... DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU'VE EARNED MY HELP AFTER YOU ALMOST KILLED ME?!
  • Rapunzel: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WOULD LISTEN ANY OTHER WAY!!!! I'VE LEARNED A LOT MORE ABOUT THOSE BLACK ROCKS SINCE YOU WERE ARRESTED!!! AND YET I TRIED TO TELL YOU THE PROGRESS I MADE, AND INSTEAD ALL YOU DO IS THINK ABOUT THAT STUPID TIME!!!
  • Varian: "Well pardon me, that I had to live with A CONSTINT REMINDER BACK IN MY CAVE OF MY DAD BEING TRAPPED IN AMBER?! THAT WOULD BE LIKE, IF YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH THE PETRIFIVED STATUES OF YOUR PARENTS?! I DOUBT YOU'D FARE ANY BETTER, PRINCESS?!"
  • Rapunzel: I WAS RAISED BY A THIEF WHO KIDNAPPED ME JUST FOR MY HAIR!!! SHE TRIED TO KILL EUGENE WHEN I THREATENED TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER!!! THAT'S WAY WORSE!!!! BUT YOU?! I EXPERIENCED TRAUMATIC NIGHTMARES, I HAD TO BLOW UP IN MY DAD'S FACE FOR LYING TO ME ABOUT THE SUNDROPS AND MOONDROPS, MY HOME TOWER WAS DESTROYED BY THOSE BLACK ROCKS, AND THEN YOU MAKE IT WORSE BY TRICKING ME INTO BREAKING THE LAW, COMMITTING TREASON, AND DISOBEYING MY FATHER, THE KING!!!! YOU THINK YOUR PROBLEMS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE?! MAYBE YOUR FATHER DESERVES TO BE IN THAT AMBER SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A HEARTLESS BASTARD YOU BECAME!!!! (Varian paused as well as the others)... Varian, I didn't me-
  • Varian: That's some way to get help. No wonder Cassandra betrayed you.
  • Rapunzel: Varian, that's not-
  • Varian: No! Forget it. I'm not saying a word. You brought me here. This is what happens when you don't keep your promises. You misfits can find that emblem yourselves. Good luck anyway, my lab's probably long gone by now thanks to those rocks.
  • Captain:... He may be right. Since that fateful day, much of his lab has been destroyed except for his father's amber. The emblem could've been destroyed along with it.
  • Rapunzel: Well, I don't care. This is about a threat bigger than Zhan Tiri, and I didn't even think that was possible. Varian obviously doesn't care about ANYTHING if he's just going to let everything around him die because he puts his own pain at the center of the UUniverses. I thought there was some good left in him, but apparently I was wrong. He can rot for all I care. Come on! (They left)
  • Varian:... YEAH GOOD RIDDANCE!!!... (The group were long gone at that point).......
  • ???: You foolish boy. Haven't you put it together by now? You have been used.
  • A shadow portal formed as a horrendusly scarred Mothron came forth, where even the face is scared up as his lips are gone, leaving exposed, painful-looking exposed gums as black-ooze like blood crawled in his body, to the shock of Varian!
  • Varian: "(Covers mouth) Ogghhh, ohhh, I think I'm gonna hurl agan?! (Pukes epicly)!?"
  • Mothron: "(Sighs in bliss), I always love that reaction. The emotional pain, of the very SIGHT of me, only fuels me."
  • Varian: "FOR THE LOVE OF THE DEVINES, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND WHAT HAPPENED?! ALSO, WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Mothron: "I take it you are not familier, with Profligo the Hurt?"
  • Varian: "Pro, Fligo? Wait.... You, were from that old temple with the meriad of symbols, I saw that depiction of you..... And it, wasn't any better then your looks."
  • Profligo: "But clearly, a depiction doesn't not uphold the power of the original sight. Now does it? (Breaths on Varian, which caused him to hold back more puke)."
  • Varian: "(After losing to the puke and vometing again)..... IS THERE A POINT TO THIS VISIT OR ARE YOU JUST HERE TO TORTURE ME?!"
  • Profligo: "Oh don't get me wrong. I, am here on serious business....... I just couldn't resist the angish you produced."
  • Varian: "(Looks away from him closing one eye) What are ya, some kinda, demon, zombie mothman?"
  • Profligo: "I am no hellspawn. Nor a necromorthic carcuss..... Though admitingly, appearencewise, I'm not far off from looking the part. I, am a Mothron. And one so infamous that even my equilly dark people could not bare the sight of me."
  • Varian: "THAT COULD BE BECAUSE YA LOOK LIKE YOU GOT MAULED BY SOME DEADLY CREATURE, OR CURRENTLY SUFFERING SOME KIND OF FLESH EATING VIRUS?!"
  • Profligo: "This, masterpiece, is not work of any outside force, whether creature or microbe. I brought this to myself, to fuel my power, based on pain, angish, and deteriation."
  • Varian: "Power, based on PAIN?! WHAT KIND OF MASIKIST ARE YOU?!"
  • Profligo: The perfect masochist. Pain actually DOES give me power. It's agony... But agony is something I learned to live with. Hence the appellation 'Profligo the Hurt'.
  • Varian:... Well why are you here? What do you want from me? What do you mean by me being used?
  • Profligo: "You see, the princess, though by all means far from being akin to the ill-adoptive mother that is Gothal, is but a child trapped in an adult's body. She has no capability of being a ruler, and her parents are introdusing the standerds too late for this to be rectifived. At best, she is merely, unrelieable at ever helping your father even if she had shooked her respondsabilities as a royal. At worse..... She doesn't even have a smidge of what she would've done anyway. After all, the amber shares the same power as her healing excess hair. It would've just made things worse."
  • Varian: "..... (Sighs depressed).... Then I feel like I got mad at her for nothing if she wasn't able tO physically help."
  • Profligo: "Don't misunderstood, boy. That actselly makes her failure of promise more damning, because she wasn't even fit to keep promiseses she might not always be in the position to maintain. She's worse then a misguided child. She's a misguided child that allowed these powers to give her a god complex and misguidedly deemed herself a benvolent goddess among mortals, but has allowed herself to be enslaved to mortal laws, and thus can't help anyone not connected to the intermediate kingdom."
  • Varian: "..... She..... Doesn't act like a god-wannabe...."
  • Profligo: "Perhaps she lacks most of the common traits of False God Mentality, but she does bare the misguided belief that these powers allowed anything to be possable, just because she prevented the man, Flynn Rider, from dying, even at the original cost of the powers. She began to suffer from overcompidence and failure of humility, and the return of these original lost powers, has not helped. As a Mothron, I wouldn't call her, evil. Trust me, we Mothrons are the children of Mother Darkness. We best reckitnesed evil. But, she is an exsample of typical mortal greyness. Mortals are not always the purest of beings. Sometimes their morality is not always well scaled and balenced. They can be tempted by power, and fall ever so closer to be even only minor servents of darkness, and gained misguided aims for their idea of a perfect world, when they would only atthive the oppisite. A common danger of these misguided wishes, is the need of more power, and that, is where YOU would've came in. She wanted to find the original Uniter of this world, to become stronger in heal powers, and then, to transsend beyond having to put up with the same limitations that costed her companionship with you. She wants to be come an all-powerful healer."
  • Varian: "..... And, that's, bad...... Whhhhhy?"
  • Profligo: "Ughhh, not surprised you wouldn't understand this since you mortals are too easily lulled by positive things that play into your narsisitic and vain traits and your feeble attraction and gravatation to good things. Try, to reckitnese this...... No one thing can ever exist without true, absolute balence. The Lightflies beloved Mother Light, is NOTHING, without Mother Darkness, as the sun is a flaming ball of death if the moon doesn't exist to quell it's fire, whilst also ice would've prevent life or restrict it to limited variments if not for it's weakness to heat, and life would hardly be as over-enjoyed as it is not, if not for ineditable death to all mortal kin. And healing, can't exist, without pain. Pain is what comes first. It is a raw, primal, underappresiated but all impourent factor of balence that inspires mortals to take better care of their feeble bodies and fragle lifeforce. It's why not every mortal is easily attracted to doing otherwise stupid and questionable activities just as jumping off cliffs or bridges, venture into dangerious realms, or even tempt the powers of the cosmics to trifle with their many gifts. Without pain of all kinds and the fear of it's presence, mortals would be more and more reckless, and the universe is out of balence. And an unbalenced Universe, (Holds a familier dark tablet), Is, a doomed one. (Shows Varian an Xexaxez Depiction as Varian screamed as whale sounds were heard!) (Quickly takes it away when he felt his point is made)...."
  • Varian: "(Phathic wimpering) What, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
  • Profligo: "If you mortals thought the darkspawn lord, Zhan Tiri, was the worse thing to fear in this world, he is nothing but a burdensome little imp, compaired to the cosmic forces that can litterally remove his existence as if he was not really there. The cosmic entities are firm enforcers of balence for all universes part of a sea of many types of others beyond your mortal imagination. And our friend here, (Show Varian again for a quick 3 seconds as he yelped before took it away, interupting a whale moan), Is an exicutioner of defilers of this balence. And that broken child of the girl, and her enabling alien friends, only risk their ire, if they find Lady Corona, the gazelle's presuccessor."
  • Varian: "What do you want me to do about it?!"
  • Profligo: "You don't need to do too much, child..... Just simply, allow me the chance to intersect them and deal with Corona to, circumvent the girl's childish whims."
  • Varian: "..... You're not, planning to kill Lady Corona, are you? I heard of her, she's actselly beloved!"
  • Profligo: "I'll be honest with you, as a Mothron, we felt that Uniters are but Lightfly picked weapons meant to keep my people from only having mortal-kind reckitnesed their true potaintional for mother darkness. It can't be helped if these maidens that were choosen lapdogs of the Lightflies..... Have to be..... Put dowm. But, I can tell that you don't have the heart to see this through, unsurprising since you are not really an evil human, just a child angry at the world for ill-fate. Then how's about something to ease you into accepting this sacrivice...... Enable me to reach Lady Corona, and I'll use my power, to remove your father, from his amber prison."
  • Varian: "..... You'd...... You would..... Free my father?"
  • Profligo: "Typically, I am otherwsie quite fond of your personal angish, getting this out of the way now, but..... I pity you enough that I reckitnesed that we are no different from eachother. I too, am an outcast. The Mothrons had admited...... Distaste, for my passions."
  • Varian: "You're sure it's not because of the-"
  • Profligo: "THOUGH I CONFESS THE APPEARENCE HASN'T HELPED MATTERS?! (Varian was scared by that!)..... Ahem...... Point is..... We are both rejected By our home worlds...... So why not we rejects, band togather?"
  • Varian:... You must understand, it was my alchemy that got him trapped in the first place. Rapunzel just let it happen. It's MY responsibility to free him, and no one else's.
  • Profligo: And yet every attempt you tried before this point, failed. The Sun-Drop Flower didn't work, and using Rapunzel's hair didn't work. Like it or not, boy, you need help. You'll NEVER free your father by yourself. I have the power to make it happen. However, as a creature of darkness, I cannot do it with a snap of my finger. All you must do is get me the unfathomable power of Lady Corona. Her magic hair is far superior to Rapunzel's. I, assure you, it WILL free him. And if she doesn't cooperate... Well, you know how you get when you're ignored.
  • Varian:...... Where do I begin? (Ruttiger saw this and ran off)

Meanwhile...

  • Iago: Wow, Rap, you really bit his head off back there.
  • Rapunzel: Pretty sure it's too big to bite off. It's also very barbaric. (Everyone looked at her)... What?
  • Duke: It's a metaphor, dingus. What you said back there was pretty damn harsh.
  • Spyro: Yes, it doesn't sound like you. Was what he did really that haunting?
  • Rapunzel: "Well, how would any of you react if your dearest friend suddenly betrayed you for no good reason?"
  • Icky: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll, maybe not us spefificly, but I think the Villain Leage might find you relatable all of the sudden when Xe-Dunce-Nort desided to turn traitor."
  • Rapunzel: "He came to hate me for not knowing what to do?! How is that fair?"
  • Jade Tusk: "He acted like he did because of feeling abandoned and betrayed. He felt like he trusted you for nothing."
  • Shifu: "Even then, it is not you he's, entirely, mad at. He is more mad at himself for his own failure. Being angry at you is just so he can be in denial of his own failings."
  • Rapunzel: "So, I'm just a scapegoat for his self-louthing?"
  • Icky: "Well tha,t and he's practicly still a kid. They're very easy to upset and betray, and they're netourious for grudges. At most he's at the kind of angry that he just needs time to vent and think about things. At most, he's just more upset with himself on how he over-all failed to get help. At best, you just ended up a stress-relief target for him to get his self-anger out."
  • Fu-Xi: "This being said though, I doubt he would help us either way."
  • Mo Tong: "Fair's fair, Master Fu-Xi, ya didn't exactly, helped."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well even if I was as quiet as a church-mouse, Squeakers,-"
  • Mo Tong: "MO TONG!"
  • Fu-Xi: "What ultamately got him out of being of aide to us was the princess's own quickness to rage out on him, involvement of dark magic NOT withstanding!"
  • Quidilen: "Well, RAPUNZEL WASN'T THE ONE WHO SAID HIS FATHER WAS DESTINED TO BE COLLECTED BY AN ALIEN MUSEUM IN A DISTINT FUTURE?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "At least I said something that is meant to be realisticly feasable as far as the intermediate future is concerned! Long-locks here, was the one that broke that camel's back by saying it was just karma his father got into that mess! I at least only tried to be bluntly honest! Punzy here, pretty much said the equilent of saying "Serves him right"! Seriously, how are you a princess when you act so, childishly?!"
  • Huifang: "She mostly spent her life locked in a tower raised by a creepy chick that kept young by touching her hair like a lesbo perv. I hardly see that as a way for ANYONE to be mature from THAT exspearience! (Jade Tusk smacked her) OW?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well there you go! She never got to act like an adult! Rapunzel, you are basicly a child, in a woman's body?!"
  • Rapunzel: "...... You're right....."
  • Icky: "Hey, try not to take Fu-Xi that seriously, he's just cranky cause we didn't listened to him earlier an- Whaaa?"
  • Rapunzel: "I am a child that grew up too soon. I knew nothing about running a kingdom because Gothal took me from my real parents to help herself. I'm a failure to my people."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Rapunzel, I ask you to take Fu-Xi's words with a grain of salt, and that of Varian's as well. Fu-Xi's rudeness stems from being upset about our own failure to listen about Kairi being involved in a long-awaited rescue, and we well explained Varian's reasoning for his anger. Though you may bare a title with heavy expectations, that doesn't mean it bestows quilities. You shouldn't be expected to always make the correct choice, nor should you be ostrisized for it."
  • Rapunzel: Well it's not just that. There was one thing I was going to tell him. It's about his father, Quirin. Apparently... He was a member of the Brotherhood that protected the world from the Dark Kingdom where the Moonstone was.
  • Quidilen: "Dark Kingdom?"
  • Deadpool: "Sounds omninus. (Exitedly as he brings out a shitload of weapons) Any bad guys with epic bounties to go after?!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Facepalms) Why did we let Deadpool come?"
  • Icky: "Initionally because he was apart of the Princess of Heart Rescue Team. If not otherwise, he would've invited himself and refuse to leave anyway."
  • Lord Shen: That's ALWAYS the reason.
  • Fu-Xi: "To be fair, any place with the word "Dark" in it or anything normally assusiated with evil is ALWAYS gonna be assumed to be evil."
  • Rapunzel: Well this time, it's actually because the name fits the night. It was where the black spires lead me, and I got to help so many others along the way... But I found out not only the Hurt Incantation there... But I found out Eugene is their lost prince.
  • Mushu:... Eugene, as in Flynn Rider Eugene... IS ALSO LOST ROYALTY, LIKE YOU WERE?!
  • Boss Wolf: Oh wow, who saw something like that coming? No wonder you two got together. You're both polar opposites.
  • Deadpool: "..... Wait, if Flynn's a prince, then..... WHAT WAS HE DOING HANGING OUT WITH GUYS LIKE THE STABBINGTON BROS?!"
  • Icky: "I bet it's some crazy s*** that he went from prince to being a thief. What, did the Dark Kingdom went through a nasty rebelion and he got exiled for being related to booted out rulers?"
  • Rapunzel: Actually, no.

Flashback

  • (Rapunzel): After I defeated Varian, the rocks pointed me to the Dark Kingdom. So me, Eugene, Pascal, Cassandra, Hook-Foot, Maximus, Fidella, a friend and former partner-in-crime Lance Strongbow, and Shorty went to follow it in a caravan. We did so many good deeds. We went to a town named Vardaros where Eugene was forced to marry Stalyan, the daughter of the Baron, a guy he dealt with in his thieving life, we got the place's sheriff Quaid back, and we helped them get their fun back, which was more hardcore than in Corona, went through a mix-matching forest with help from a Dark Kingdom knight named Adira who had a sword with a blade that could cut through the black spires because it was made FROM a black spire, we stopped these two eccentric jerks who turned people into birds and almost lost my own humanity to my bird body, met a fortunetelling monkey and stopped two thieves with help from two children friends of ours trying to turn over a new leaf, helped a spire vault's keeper's apprentice become it's next keeper for the last piece of the scroll regarding the Sundrops and Moondrops, got stranded on an island where Pascal became king to some leaf people because I accidentally made him feel inferior, Hook-Foot fell in love with a mermaid, and we got in a scrap involving an idol that induces happiness when I began feeling homesick, we stopped a prison barge mutiny from much of our rogue's gallery, we got into this 'bad luck curse' nonsense with that psychic monkey, helped get the stolen Eye of Picosta back for Eugene's freedom with help from Stalyan, who of course double-crossed me, THEEEEEN came back for me because she had a heart... Then did the two again by robbing us, we went through the magically sentient Great Tree that was used as a fortress for Xzan Tiri while also avoiding Adira's sadistic brother Hector, WHO CAME AT US WITH TWO HUGE WOLVERINES AND A FREAKING RHINO, AND undid Demanitus' victory becoming an ungodly monster in loyalty of King Edmond, and ended up discovering my healing incantation recorded as well as it's opposite the hurt incantation, using it to defeat Hector, saved Hook-Hand's music career and rekindled a bad sibling relationship with him and Hook-Foot and they went off together, CASSANDRA ended up accidentally erasing my entire memory from after Eugene's arrival in the tower, went into this house that looks like a mermaid's mansion called the House of Today, or something fancy, where we dealt with some freaky mirror with evil reflections clawing for freedom, you know because they actually had claws, the house literally took us through the random zone with this room of toys which is apparently the 'Nursery' where this top called the 'Top of Time' turned Shorty, Cassandra, and Lance into kids, though they were adorable but do what kids do, make trouble, and we had to fix them in 1 hour, which is a REALLY ANNOYING AMOUNT OF TIME FOR A DEADLINE, I went to a subconsciously perfect reality all because of the keeper Matthews who is ANOTHER follower of Zhan Tiri named Tromus wanted to steal my hair's magic for his master, we found out the fortunetelling monkey is actually Lord Demanitus, WhhhaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, mindblow, PWOOOOHHHHH, he told us the Sundrop and Moonstone came from the heavens, which we now know are these bug aliens, his students and Zhan Tiri's disciples betrayed him, he hid the last piece in this cool maze, he told us to reunite the Sundrop and Moonstone to stop the blade spires' destruction, he left a fortune that foretold a betrayal, and finally, FINALLY, we got to the Dark Kingdom. There... Wow, a lot happened. We get paranoid about Cassandra, we get attacked by a guy in a bear hood on a gondola, Adira comes to save the day, again, gets beaten, we think the bear guy and Eugene died, Adira tells us he's okay, we were told the entire story about the Sundrop and Moonstone, how Edmond tried to destroy the stone, failed, sent everyone away and made sure it was kept secret, Adira wanted to stop it with the Sundrop, I find out Eugene is a lost prince and his monoplegic father wanted to use Adira's sword to destroy the Moonstone, Eugene thought keeping me away from the Moonstone would keep me safe, we take a detour through a sewer full of lava, black spires actually helped us get through, we fight King Edmond, his ancestors come out from the afterlife to fight us, we stopped them by destroying their statues, last one taken care of by King Edmond, we reached the Moonstone... Then...
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure - Cassandra's Betrayal (Clip)

Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure - Cassandra's Betrayal (Clip)

  • (Goofy): Well that's a mouthful.
  • (Sora): So let me recollect the lore here. Eugene's father King Edmond wanted the Moonstone hidden from the world as his dying wish, then for some reason he wasn't actually dead, because it couldn't be destroyed, Adira wanted it stopped by the Sundrop, Hector had different ideas and did villainous and murderous things in the King's name, you finally reached it... Then Cassandra, YOUR BEST FRIEND, betrayed you?!
  • (Rapunzel): Pretty much, yes.
  • (Friend Owl): Why?
  • (Rapunzel): As before, I have no idea. Something happened that had me forget, and now she's out there doing who knows what? But it SURE WASN'T THE SAME REASON AS VARIAN!!!
  • (Icky): "..... Hey, to be fair to Varian, he wasn't wrong about you not doing a good job at keeping friends. Losing Varian cause of ill-fate was one thing, but Cassy suddenly turning traitor?"
  • (Lord Shen): "AHEM?! We'll be sure to monitor this concern on better times. For now, we have a universe-wide problem to tend to."

The Flashback was Torn Out By Deadpool

  • Deadpool: Also, Season 3 of this canon series isn't out yet. So, how do we get to your Keyblade without the whiny alchemist kid? You heard him, the lab should be in shambles by now.
  • Rapunzel: Oh, that's why Varian should have listened.
  • Icky: "Well, we'll just have to make do without him."
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed. Take us to these Spires, Rapunzel."

Old Corona

  • Rapunzel: (She grabs the spires and manages to relocate them to completely surround Old Corona)...... Done.
  • Frank: Wowie-zowie.
  • Rapunzel: Cassandra may be in control of the Moonstone for the time being, but the Sundrop, or should I say Sunstone, knows that I have to keep trying to get the Moonstone. Now we have an emblem to find. (Ruttiger ended up appearing in a panic)
  • Razoff: Who's this trashlover?
  • Rapunzel: Ruttiger?
  • Buddha: Ruttiger? Odd name for a critter.
  • Downpour: "Also makes him sound unappealing for eating."
  • Rapunzel: Varian's raccoon. He said he'd watch over Varian while he was in the dungeon. What is it, Rutty?
  • Ruttiger was chattering and muttering crazly!
  • Devon: "Varian is wearing brown shoes with a blue suit?"
  • Icky: "Did another friend of Rapunzel turned villain?"
  • Deadpool: "DID TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Is that geek doing something stupid again? (Ruttiger ran off and grabbed a stick and began trying to draw something)....."
  • Deadpool: "OH, A DRAWING GAME?! (Starts doing this!)"
Family Guy its a Jackal

Family Guy its a Jackal

  • Lord Shen: "(Smacks Deadpool down just as Ruttiger was almost done) IT WASN'T RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TEN TIMES!? GOD?! (Ruttiger drew Varian talking to a Mothron)..."
  • Gazelle:... Oh no! No he, he wouldn't!
  • Rapunzel: What? What's he saying?
  • Gazelle: Varian's now in league with a Mothron.... Ruttiger, can you give us it's name? (He drew the words spelling it poorly)
  • Eugene:... Profit-go the Hurt? What, does he hurt people with scams or something?
  • ???: He means Profligo the Hurt. (A Lightfly appeared from the shadows) The creator of the Moonstone and it's other creations.
  • Duke: I think we found our Uniter Lightfly Mentor....Also, it's easy to assume you created the Sunstone?
  • Lightfly: I did. My name is Remedium the Healed.
  • Icky: "Wait, why are you called "The Healed" but the Mothron is just "The Hurt" and not "The Hurted"? Hell, shouldn't it be like, "Remedium the Healer" and "Profligo The Hurter"?"
  • Remedium: "It's because those titles already belonged to simular and like-minded Lightflies and Mothrons."
  • Icky: "..... Okay, I can buy that, but, the title convention's just feeling off here."
  • Remedium: We mustn't be misguided from the point. I have been watching Rapunzel since her hair was restored.
  • Deadpool: ".... A female stakly watcher huh?..... That's kinda kinky."
  • Remedium: Yeah, but not as kinky as what's going to happen if you come off that way again!
  • Deadpool: "..... Holy shit, lady, I thought you Lightflies were suppose to be gentle and peaceful. And super tolerent and chill."
  • Remedium: "We are. You, Wilson, have a particular tainted aura that even makes ME feel uncomfortable. And I rarely react like such to even the worse of males and usually don't digify such respondses to any crassness. That is how much your presence can effect people."
  • Icky: "That's Deadpool for ya. He has that kinda effect on people."
  • Remedium: Anyway, Profligo likely tricked Varian into seeking out the widow and wife of Lord Demanitus, Lady Corona... My pupil and a former Uniter Princess.
  • Gazelle:... How many Uniter Princesses have their been? There was one from Toy Box and Monstropolis.
  • SpongeBob: One from every world, remember? There was one from Bikini Bottom when we dealt with Shark Lord.
  • Remedium: Indeed.
  • Rapunzel: DEMANITUS WAS MARRIED?!
  • Eugene: That actually makes way more sense than him possessing a psychic monkey. Is she in a monkey too?
  • Remedium: No. Thanks to the magic of the Sunstone, she's got eternal youth. And you, Princess Rapunzel, are so much like her. She too, refused to wear shoes.
  • Eugene: Wow. I guess being carefree and love for being barefoot isn't uncommon.
  • Remedium: She and Demanitus were partners in fighting against Zhan Tiri. She was the first in Corona's history to harness the Sun-Drop. In fact, she didn't need to have her hair as long as yours to keep it's power. After stopping the Moonstone in ancient times, she learned how to use both magics at will. So, in some way, you're a successor.
  • Rapunzel: (Gasps dramatically)... So, why isn't she Uniter Princess anymore?
  • Remedium: Because being Uniter Princess means you must travel to other worlds. Corona was growing homesick. She decided to hand the Uniter Blade to the next so she could marry Demanitus. But since he died, she's gone into hiding. I'm guessing your next clue might be...
  • Eugene: Oh you CANNOT be serious! Demanitus went back into dormancy since he helped us get the fourth piece of the scroll.
  • Remedium: Yes, but there is a way to bring him back for a short amount of time. Approach Vigor the Visionary, and show him this. (Gives them the Uniter emblem)
  • Icky: "Ya sure it wouldn't be easier to just tell him that Gazelle's the new uniter?"
  • Remedium: Trust me. It's not easy to awaken him from Vigor unless it's something from someone he loves most.
  • Squidward: "Oy, it always has to be something spefific."
  • Mr. Krabs: What'sa matter? Afraid of a little effort? (Playfully sad) "I'M SQUIDWARD, AND I HAVE'TA WORK FER LIVIN', OOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!"
  • Squidward: Well at least I'm not an old cheapskate willing to commit crimes.
  • Remedium: "AHEM!...... May we please focus? I understand that you have something of major impourence, considering this? (Points to the Kingdom Hearts Moon)....."
  • Icky: ".... Oh, right, the uh.... The Kingdom Hearts Moon thing. We really need to get those keys."
  • Remedium: "Indeed. And if our suspitons between this and the rumors of possable connections between Xehanort and the Pariahs is correct, then I worry Profligo may aim to distrupt your efferts."
  • Eugene:... (Sighs) Well let's go find Madam Canardist.
  • Mr. Krabs:... Wow, way more subtle than Scroopfan's character naming skills. (Gets smuttered in butter as a giant sky hand tried to poke a fork at him as he screamed) AHH?! THAT WASN'T MEANT TO MEAN YOU'RE BAD AT IT?! (Suddenly that goes away)....... Yeesh. Try to take a wee bit of criticisum why don't ya?

Later...

  • Eugene: (They approach the carriage)... I should tell you, Canardist is quite the chronic extortionist.
  • Rapunzel: And it's probably best if she didn't know that Vigor is the host for Demanitus.
  • SpongeBob: Why not?
  • Rapunzel: Well, it's all in her name. Once she knows, there goes his cover.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, good point. Should we have you and Eugene handle this?
  • Rapunzel: Yeah, she's more familiar with us. It'd be really nutso if an entire army of aliens came to her doorstep. Better let us do the talking.
  • Remedium: I agree. It may not be as extreme as the outdated yet still-practiced requirement of taking forms in worlds to maintain peace, but it's actually necessary for a subtle work.
  • Big Mama: Then let's go. (They left as Rapunzel and Eugene knocked to meet Canardist)
  • Canardist: Oh it's you again. We have GOT to stop running into each other like this. So what brings you two back? Shall I offer some sweets?
  • Flynn: How much for another trip with Vigor?
  • Canardist: "Oh, I'm sorry dears, but a young man came in a few hours prior and just collected Vigor."
  • Flynn: "WHAT?! Who was it?"
  • Canardist: "I think his name was, Vivian, Varly, or, something among those lines."
  • Rapunzel: Varian?
  • Canardist: Yeah, that's it.
  • Flynn: DAMMIT, HE BEAT US TO HIM!!!
  • Canardist: "Now now, I know how much you enjoyed Vigor's company the last time, but Varian did say he'll bring him back."
  • Flynn: AND YOU BELIEVED HIM?!
  • Canardist: "He looked like a nice enough young man."
  • Deadpool: "(Quietly) Fair's fair, the kid doesn't exactly look like a flat-out obvious villain. (Smacks) OW!"
  • Rapunzel: "Ahem, that is to say, Miss Canardist, Varian, is not in a good place right now, he's abit troubled ever since he, started to have father issues. There might be, difficulty for him to bring Vigor back."
  • Canardist: "Oh dear. I didn't knew that. Well, could you find him and help him bring back Vigor for me if he's so misguidedly troubled?"
  • Flynn: Kind of what we intend to do.
  • Rapunzel: Yeah. Let's go. (They left)
  • Flynn: Well looks like Varian beat us to Demanitus.
  • Icky: "PISS?! NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!"
  • Rapunzel: "We got to find Vigor before it's too late."

Distent Cororna Forest.

  • Varian was seen holding an unsentiensed Vigor as he acted like a normal monkey.
  • Varian: "Ugh, why do I have to be the one with the monkey on my back!?"
  • Profligo: "(Was seen consintraighted with dark engery) Because I need consintraightion on inviting some, friends, to slow down a certain group. (Summons forth Kingdom of Corona-themed Heartless including Puffballs, Chief Puffs, Parasol Beauties, Bizarre Archers, and Chaos Carriages, Dusk Unversed and Reaper Unversed, and that of normal Nobodies and Unversed)..... Creatures of Kingdom Hearts, go forth and cotned with the Lougers and companions, keep them from distrupting our quest. (The creatures charged off!)."
  • Varian and Monkey Vigor paniaced as Vigor was throwing a monkey fit and flipped out at the sight of the passing creatures!
  • Varian: "OW, OW, THIS MONKEY'S SCRATCHING ME?!"
  • Profligo: "Ohhhhh, sweet anguish. Almost a pity the old woman keeps that primate healthy. I would've just adored it if it had a sickness."
  • Varian: ".... Ya know, I would not be surprised if you never got invited to parties with that behavior."
  • Profligo: "Mothrons don't do parties."
  • Varian: "..... Why do we have this monkey again?"
  • Profligo: "As I already mentioned, that primate is a choosen vessel of a dormant spirit of Corona's husband, the legendary alchemist Lord Demanitus. And I need that spirit to lead me to her."
  • Varian: "But wouldn't we need the emblem for that?"
  • Profligo: "I know of a Lightfly Temple held in an isolated part of these forests that hold such accursed imagery. We would have to go there. But note that after we reach there, you must venture forth into that temple without me, as Mothrons can't enter Lightfly Temples. It's light, rejects my kind."
  • Varian: "Tch, and I thought you LOVE pain."
  • Profligo: "There's still levels of pain even I'm still working on mastering, and the pain that temple offers, is beyond even my tolerence levels."
  • Varian: "Well can't you just fly into the temple?"
  • Profligo: "Lightfly magic makes gravity more aggressive to Mothron wings. Mothrons would be forced into the ground and made to feel it's purifying burns."
  • Varian: ".... I'm really gonna end up going into an anichent temple alone with a monkey, am I?"
  • Profligo: "Oh-hohohohoho! I love the sensing of your personal discomfort of this mild inconvinence!"
  • Varian: "Ugh, you are SERIOUSLY weirding me out!"
  • Profligo: "Some apology on that, I just have that effect on people."
  • Varian: "No duh your people exiled you."
  • Profligo: But don't worry. I retrieved one of your old automatons and gave it... A magical tweak. (He soon reveals a colossal automaton just like one of Varian's with an arm cannon) It uses my Moonstone magic as ammunition, and it's magic shield is resistant to the black spires. Rapunzel can't use them against you this time.
  • Varian:... I'm, VERY impressed.
  • Profligo: You might want to learn how to drive it. Those misfits will be after you any moment. As for the monkey? (Magically traps Vigor in a cage)... That should keep him out of trouble.
  • Varian: What about you? Where will you be?
  • Profligo: I'll be with you every step of the way. Just go in, get out, and keep this giant with you at all times.
  • Varian: "Well obviously, as if I intent on walking to an anichent and likely uncharted temple."
  • Varian enters the thing.
  • Profligo: "What are maps, to someone that knows the location by heart."
  • Profligo flew off as Varian follows forth in the mech.
  • Varian: Now THIS is the true power of alchemy!

Forest

  • Rapunzel:... Are you sure that this Temple will be where those guys will he heading?
  • Remedium: I'm sure of it.
  • Eugene: Why not just tell us where Corona is yourself?
  • Remedium: I could, but it wouldn't be safe. But this Temple can tell you.
  • Shifu: Then we'll simply get there before Profligo and Varian do.
  • Sora: Unless they took the easiest way and teleport there.
  • Remedium: That would work if the Forest Temple wasn't magically blessed to resist Mothron presence. But the temple does have that kind of protection. Comes with the terratory of being in a millendia spanding war with them.
  • Icky: Isn't that guy, the perfect masochist or something? Ya know, like, pain basicly being heroin to him?
  • Remedium: There's pain even he cannot withstand. He must approach the Temple normally. Varian seems like the perfect one to retrieve what he needs.
  • Po: He must be trying to awaken Demanitus to extract information about Corona from him.
  • Rapunzel: He DOES know how to turn a mood potion into a truth serum. He's good at using any technology he can find. He used automatons after we both confronted one. He turned Ruttiger into a monster as a distraction to kidnap my mother. Varian may look like a kid, but his genius knows no bounds.
  • Tigress: We kinda got the idea, because look! (They saw Varian's giant automaton)
  • Crane:... T-That's impossible! He couldn't have built such a giant machine in such a short amount of time.
  • Remedium: Is it not obvious that Profligo built it for him?
  • Eugene: Yeah, it's like, really obvious.
  • Rapunzel: Well let me smash it again. (Grabs a black spire)
  • Remedium: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Profligo has to have given it resistance against your spires. Using it against him will just alert him of us.
  • Donald: She's got a point. We need to confront him ourselves.
  • King Mickey: We must get to that Temple.
  • Icky: "Well let's get going!" (Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed appeared)... OH, AS IF RIGHT ON CUE!!!
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, bad timing, you ugly little abominations.
  • Soothsayer: They used to be people who had their hearts separated from their bodies.
  • Patrick: Well let me put their hearts back inside them.
  • Goofy:... The Heartless are the hearts themselves. The bodies that lost them are the Nobodies.
  • Patrick: Then why are they called Heartless? Seems a bit misleading.
  • Sora: They get that name for the acts they do.
  • Boss Wolf: Now can we not give them a distraction here?
  • Rapunzel: These guys really do look like they need love.
  • Sora: Eh, maybe, but most of all Heartless have been lost for millennia.
  • Boss Wolf: I SAID NO DISTRACTION- (A Parasol Beauty blasted him to a wall) GOD DAMMIT!! *CRASH!*
  • Deadpool: "(Chuckles bemused)! Dude, you got nailed by a lady heartless with an umbrella! How embarrising is tha- (The Parasol Beauty did the same thing to Deadpool) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Crashes into a shrub!)...."
  • Maximus laugh-winnyed!
  • Rapunzel: ".... I'm, starting to think that maybe love is out of the question..."
  • Icky: "Hey, if it helps, we had met sentient heartless before. Thing is, CLEARLY THE SAME IS NOT THE SAME WITH THESE GUYS!"
  • Donald: "Then it's time to do this the old fastion way!" (They fought the Heartless)
  • (Profligo): Hello, Lodgers. I'm guessing by your conversation that you're planning to beat Varian to the Temple. Also, hello Remedium.
  • Remedium: Profligo! (He showed himself as he kept vanishing from each attack) WHY DID YOU BRING VARIAN INTO THIS?!
  • Profligo: Oh, me and Varian have been in cahoots with each other since the day Rapunzel betrayed his trust. (He twisted his neck in painful noises looking at them)
  • Eugene: OOOHH!!!
  • Profligo: OHH THAT HURTS SO GOOD!!!
  • Rapunzel: Wow, you really are a masochist.
  • Profligo: Varian has been hurt in the worst way I've seen anyone has been since the day Rapunzel was abducted. You and your family kingdom have harmed him pretty badly. I couldn't help but relate and help him get revenge.
  • Rapunzel:... Did... Did you TURN HIM EVIL?!?
  • Profligo: What you call turning him evil, I call appealing to his inner pain and betrayal. I know pain more than anything in the UUniverses.

Flashback

  • (Profligo): I was alerted to Varian's screams of pain the moment his father was getting encased in the rocks.
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ENGLISH - Varian's dad gets encased by the rocks (Tangled The Series)

  • (Profligo): As you betrayed him, his pain was getting more detectable. I made it just in time to see him. (Profligo watches him return and find him completely frozen)
  • Profligo: This 'princess' refused to help, did she?
  • Varian: (Hypnotized with black tear-driven eyes)... She promised to help me and she and the entire kingdom turned their backs on me. They... They left my father to be trapped.
  • Profligo: Hmm. Doesn't sound very fair, now does it?... So... What are you going to do about it?
  • Varian:... I... I'll make them regret it.
  • Profligo: Sounds fair to me. Don't rest until they do. (Vanishes leaving Varian to sing this)
Tangled The Series - Let Me Make You Proud (Reprise) SONG

Tangled The Series - Let Me Make You Proud (Reprise) SONG

Present

  • Rapunzel: (Shed tears)... YOU BASTARD!!! WAIT UNTIL VARIAN HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!
  • Profligo: (She failed to whip him with her hair before he vanished) HA! You, the princess who gave him no reason to trust you anymore, telling him I shared my pain with him? He'll, NEVER, believe you.
  • Riku: WELL HE WILL BELIEVE US!!
  • Profligo: After the cobra's insensitive comments about his father's possible death? (Twisted his neck to face them) Don't be absurd.
  • Eugene: GYAH, STOP THAT!!!
  • Fu-Xi: Don't act like you know him.
  • Profligo: I DO know him. I know all about the people I share my relation to. None of you gave him good reason to believe anything you say. He'll never trust any of you.
  • Soothsayer:... It may pain me to say it, but he's right. We, especially Fu-Xi, gave him nothing to earn his trust.
  • Fu-Xi: TRUST SCHMUST, IF HE DOESN'T LISTEN, THEN HE'LL BE RUINED EVEN MORE!!!
  • Viper: FU-XI, YOU CAN'T FORCE SOMEONE TO BELIEVE YOU!!!
  • Fu-Xi: I did it all the time, actually. I have mixed my venom with potions numerous times, I can do it again.
  • Viper: NO! THAT'S BRAINWASHING, AND WE HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT'S WRONG!!!
  • Profligo: She's right, antihero. Brainwashing someone into believing you is even more untrustworthy. You ruined your chance to earn his trust and that's your fault. He'll be in my debt no matter what you do. That's why we're getting that Keyblade! You want to stop us? Good luck. (Cackles as he vanishes leaving the heroes to keep fighting the Heartless)
  • Mo Tong: WELL WAY TO GO, FU-XI-
  • Fu-Xi: SHUT UP!!!
  • Mo Tong: (Fearfully) Okay!
  • Icky: "Hey, fair's fair, man, ya did sort've started this when you said his dad is now nothing more but some future archilogigist's accomplishment."
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING REALISTIC?!"
  • Icky: "...... You, were trying to introduse realisum...... To where MAGIC exist?!"
  • Fu-Xi: DOESN'T MATTER!! You heard him, he'll never believe us, and we're KIND of in a hurry to stop Nega-Xehanort. I'm afraid the only choice we have is sedating him with my mind-control elixir.
  • Viper: Fu-Xi, no! You know brainwashing people is wrong.
  • Fu-Xi: What choice do we have?
  • Lord Shen: Doing something immoral, is NEVER a choice.
  • Fu-Xi: This isn't a debate. This boy has lost all care for the well-being of everything around him. If he's not going to listen, then we have no choice. This is for the greater good.
  • Lord Shen:... The very worse things, IMAGINABLE, have been done for the greater good.
  • Shifu: These kinds of decisions are the reason why you're not the hero you used to be. Making people do things against their own free will is and always will be wrong.
  • Fu-Xi: FREE WILL HAS RUINED LIVES!!! VILLAINS ARE PEOPLE WHO ARGUE THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICES!!! ERGO, FREE WILL!!! I GAVE PEOPLE THAT CHANCE AND THEY MURDERED MY FAMILY!!! VARIAN WAS GIVEN THAT CHANCE AND HE LET HIMSELF GET MANIPULATED BY PROFLIGO!!!
  • Viper: EXACTLY!! Mind-control is what got him here in the first place!
  • Fu-Xi: Then my elixir will snap him out of it. But you don't have to take my word for it, use your powers to do it. Show him a haunting vision of what's to come if he continues to act so idiotic!
  • Merlin: We must do it the honest way.
  • Fu-Xi: ARE YOU DEAF?! HE SAID HE WON'T BELIEVE US!!! THE HONEST WAY IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT!!!
  • Lady Su: And whose fault is that? You cost us his trust, and you're further going to prove him right by doing the same thing that got him in this mess. I forbid you to create that elixir, Fu-Xi! Your loss has clouded your morality and if you wish to be trusted again, I recommend that you earn it, without cheating it out of us.
  • Fu-Xi:... Maybe I'm stubborn about this because the entire world is stubborn. Maybe I'm simply getting with the program. If everyone's only going to shun me, what's the point of trying to say not to? I'm an antihero for a reason. I do what I feel is right in a world that shuns me. People are idiots. Everyone around me are idiots. They never learn or change. So why should I? If you don't want me to do this quickly, then fine. But when Varian proves to be just as stubborn for his own idiocy, then don't say I didn't warn you. Now come on!
  • Rapunzel:... What's his problem?
  • Viper: (Sighs) He's a hero who lost his family to people who had a prejudice against snakes. His problem is that he does the most immoral things for the greater good, not realizing that this kind of thinking and behavior as a hero won't prove anything. His mistake and Varian's mistrust reminds him too much of those times.
  • Po: "Probulity didn't helped that we didn't exactly took his word on how it was a bad idea to bring Kairi along to finally rescue the other Princesses of Hearts."
  • Icky: "Made worse that not only did he end up right, but it was also reveiled that Not-Xehanort had his own plans instead of the leage's traditional "Free the Darkspawn" Sceames. Likely, Fu-Xi believes that if we just butt Kairi out of the trip, things would've been fine, even when we told him that Kairi would still be in trouble of Not-Xehanort still gunning for her or even before that, the Leage using us leaving her to an advantage."
  • Jade Tusk: "His wounded heart makes him afraid of others not taking his word for anything, and has defelupted a distaste for limbed creatures as a result, if not also, an angrier, slightly zany persona."
  • Flynn: "Well what's he doing with you guys?"
  • Mantis: "He's an invited friend of sorts. He initionally came with us to help us save the Princesses of Hearts. Then Fake-a-nort turned rouge and has now threatened the Great Cycle and likely Profligo and 5 other Mothrons are involved. But hey, we managed to took two of them down already, now it leaves him and free albeit currently unknown others, but, we are likely to encounter them thenafter this."
  • Flynn: "Well, okay, but, does he have to be so rough on Varian? He's only a kid with daddy issues."
  • Remedium: ".... I think Lady Corona might help mend Fu-Xi's heart about his past when we get that far. But it'll save for when we get to the temple."

Forest Temple

  • Varian: (Arrived at the Temple)... Hello hello. Well, it's an unexpected blessing to meet an old idol of mine. Hard to believe THE Lord Demanitus is inside this dumbass monkey. But it's a shame I have to use a truth serum on him. Not sure it'll be healthy on a monkey's body. But they're closely related to humans, so caution to the wind, really.
  • Profligo: Caution to the wind indeed. (He appeared) The heroes are already on their way, and they may be planning to convince you that I used you. I told them you won't believe them because of how they f****d up their image. The cobra even suggested brainwashing you.
  • Varian:... Psh. They can't expect me to trust them if they try to force themselves up trust. I knew they were nothing but trouble.
  • Profligo: (Chuckles) It's really sad those moronic misfits are playing the heroes of this story, isn't it?
  • Varian: Tell me about it. It's sickening how topsy-turvy this is. But that's what magic is for, I guess?
  • Profligo: Just remember, they'll say anything to make you doubt yourself. Now, you may proceed into the temple.
  • Varian: "(Gets off of the mech cause of figuring it wouldn't fit into the door way) I know, I know, the whole "The temple won't accept you" bis, I get it. (Grabs the caged Vigor).... You're positive there aren't OTHER non-magic based traps in there?"
  • Profligo: "Oh believe me, humorious as it would've been to watch you squirm at such things, the Lightflies were too passive for traps aganst NON-Mothrons, and even then, the magic itself was enough to keep Mothrons away. The temple is as safe as your mortal churches otherwise."
  • Varian: "Okay, but I'm holding it against you if it does have something in there! I'll be back depending on how long it takes me. (Goes up the stairs)."
  • Profligo: "Be sure it's within a short time period. Those misfits move quick."
  • Varian: Don't rush me. (Goes in with Vigor)
  • Profligo:... Sometimes he's really hard to work with.

Meanwhile...

  • SpongeBob: (As Fu-Xi was angry and was distant)... Fu-Xi!
  • Fu-Xi: I have nothing to say to you.
  • Fire: Guys, he's still angry about everything.
  • Icky: Well he might as well get over it.
  • Fu-Xi: (Angered)... Get, over, it? You expect me to forget that the world is too stubborn to survive? WHAT KIND OF PEP TALK IS THAT?!
  • Icky: YES, BECAUSE THE PAST IS IN THE PAST!!
  • Fu-Xi: You idiots are making it more difficult for me to work with you. I do what I do because the world doesn't know better. Now until we deal with Nega-Xehanort, F*** OFF AND TRY NOT TO LOOK AT ME!!!
  • Rash: Guys, just leave him alone. There's more important things to do.
  • Rapunzel: Well as much as I would love to comfort him, we don't have time.
  • Mr. Krabs: Good, because we found it. (They found the Forest Temple and the giant automaton mech)...
  • Rapunzel: Varian doesn't seem to be inside it. You think that means any shielding is offline?
  • Remedium: Meeeeh, I wouldn't go that far. Profligo has always been full of surprises. He did create these spires after all, so I'm sure this thing does as well. (The mech looked at them)... INCLUDING being autonomous.
  • Spyro: Whoa boy. (The automaton mech attacked while also letting out an alarm)
  • Varian: (Came out with Vigor and a large emblem) Well hello... 'Heroes'.
  • Soothsayer: Varian, you need to-
  • Varian: Save the lies about Profligo using me and your mistake of trying to brainwash me. Demanitus is going to return soon, and is going to give me the location of what we need.
  • Lady Su: Fu-Xi has agreed not to-
  • Varian: Upupup! I don't want to hear it. You can say you had talked him out of it all you want, but it's the prinipal that matters! The fact that your snake friend even SUGGESTED such an idea and that you haven't booted him out, makes me question your hero statuses!
  • Fu-Xi: I told you he'd be too stubborn to cooperate.
  • Icky: "That's mainly because Proflig-dork USED WHAT YOU SAID AGAINST US?! It doesn't count as you being right if the problem was because of you to begin with?!"
  • Varian: (Sees Ruttiger) And clearly I have been betrayed again. (Throws a potion orb that the heroes avoided as it hit Ruttiger turning him into a monster again)... That's to ensure that never happens again. This time, the effect is permanent. (Jumps onto Ruttiger and they board back onto the mech)
  • Gazelle: Varian, you need to stop!
  • Varian: (In the cockpit) Never. Not until my revenge is satisfied. (They fought like this)
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RWBY - Cordovin's Mecha (Fight Super-cut) 1080p

Varian's Giant Automaton Mech Battle

  • Fire: "Forgive my out-of-speaking, Master Fu-Xi, but you just HAD to make a sour first impression with Young Varian."
  • Mo Tong: "Look, I can understand you're trying to look at things with a realistic grasp, BUT THAT CAN ONLY PARDON YOU FOR SO LONG IF IT LEADS YOU TO TELLING A KID THAT HIS ENTRAPPED FATHER MIGHT BE DEAD?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well excuse me for acknowledging that being encased in amber, ISN'T NORMALLY SURVIVABLE?!"
  • Mo Tong: "Oh sure, maybe with normal amber that was from like, tree sap or something, but it was litterally explained to us that the Amber that trapped his dad was sciencetificly-"
  • Varian: "ALCAMY?!"
  • Mo Tong: "..... That is to say, the amber was made in an alcamy lab! What makes you sure the same rules for normal amber applies?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Oh, then by that logic, then being frozen in ice for athoundson years is an impromptu form of time travel?! YA JUST NEED TO BE DEFROSTED AFTER WORDS AND IT ONLY GOES INTO THE FUTURE?!"
  • Patrick: "To be fair, Squidward DID kinda did that when he locked himself in the freezer trying to get out going Jellyfishing with us."
  • Fu-Xi: "CARTOON LOGIC DOESN'T COUNT?! This is obviously a realistic world?"
  • Icky: "With mag-"
  • Fu-Xi: "SEMI, Realistic world!"
  • Skipper: "..... With a commando horse and a self-aware chamillion?"
  • Fu-Xi: "QUASI-REALISTIC THEN?! And I have a safe assumtion that this world STILL obeys some realistic laws!"
  • Deadpool: "You say that as we fight a super-genius kid in a medevil sentinal."
  • Fu-Xi: "Hey, at least that can be contributed to alien interfearence!"
  • Varian: "Wait, am I being ignored here-"
  • Icky: "We'll get to you in a second, kiddo!"
  • Po: "Okay, Fu-Xi, out with it!? Why did you had to be so hard on the kid that the reality of his situation might be more harsher then he wants to believe?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL REALITY WASN'T FAIR TO ME WHEN I LOST MY FAMILY TO THOSE SWAYYED BY SU SU'S WORDS?! I, saw snakes, that were my family, get decapicated, bashed until their heads are replaced with red puddles, disembowled, and slice and diced like tofu?! AND AS A DEMI-GOD SON OF A DRAGON GOD, I, I WAS HELPLESS TO STOP THIS?! I WAS BASICLY A GOD AMONG SNAKES, AND, I WASN'T ABLE TO STOP IT?! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO SEE YOUR WIFE GET DECAPITATED BY A BUTCHER'S KNIFE?! AND I DON'T, EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT, (SHEDS MAD TEARS) WHAT THEY DID TO THE YOUNG SNAKES?! EVEN THE HATCHLINGS?!"
  • Silence as even Varian was abit stunned.....
  • Fu-Xi: "SO PARDON ME, IF I CONSIDER WITTNESSING A FAMILY BEING SLAUGHTERED, SLIGHTLY WORSE, THEN JUST A BAD DAY IN THE LAB?!"
  • Mantis: "..... That makes, so much more sense on why you're so messed up."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well that and my head got more then it's share of bonks to the noggin, BUT THAT'S JUST FLUFF?! REALITY HAD DARED TO BE CRUEL TO THE SON OF A DRAGON GOD!? I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T REFLECT THAT?!"
  • Icky: "Well, reality wasn't initionally fair to Hercules neither, and he was the freaking son of Zeus! Just because you in some way a spawn of a deity that doesn't mean reality has to give you a fair life over all!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I'M MORE THEN AWARE OF THAT?! BUT AT LEAST, I HAD AN EXCUSE FOR MY MISTAKES?! THE BOY IS THROWING A FIT BECAUSE A STUPID STORM MADE RAPUNZEL KEEPING A PROMISE INCONVINENT AND THAT HE COULDN'T'VE REALISED THAT RAPUNZEL NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO BE RAISED INTO A PROPER RULER, BECAUSE SHE SPENT HALF OF HER LIFE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A BITCH SUFFERING AN EXTREME AGE CRISIS, AND YET HE DARES DEEM HIMSELF THE VICTIM?! (Varian tought long and hard about that for abit)...."
  • (Profligo): "Careful not to take the broken snake's words too seriously, Varian. They are still an obsicle in freeing your father. (Varian was re-enfluenced back)."
  • Varian: "..... WELL, AT LEAST I CAN HOPE THAT MY FATHER'S ALIVE?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Oh there you go again, the same old denial! That was why you were thrown into a dunguin?!"
  • Profligo was hidden as he was really enjoying what he sowned.
  • Profligo: "(Quietly) Ohhhhh, that cobra's great termoil is like estasy! Such emotional pain!"
  • Varian: I'VE HEARD ENOUGH, AGAIN!!!
  • Fu-Xi: That stubbornness of yours is the problem. Your 'friend' is INDEED using you, and if you can't see that because you continue to be as idiotic as the rest of the UUniverses, then maybe you don't deserve to have your father freed and just be in prison for life!
  • Rapunzel/Viper: FU-XI!!!
  • Varian:... If that's how you feel, then I shouldn't trust you PERIOD!
  • Iago: FU-XI, YOU ANGRY CRAZY JACKASS, WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THIS DIFFICULT?!
  • Fu-Xi: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE!!! (Leaps up and gets into the mech and coils around Varian trapping him as his fangs became purple)
  • Lady Su: FU-XI!!! YOU PROMSIED?!
  • Fu-Xi: I TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE CORONA!!!
  • ???: Well perhaps that's what Profligo wants. (Everyone turned around to see that Demanitus was awakened from Vigor)
  • Rapunzel/Varian: Lord Demanitus!
  • Demanitus: (He escaped from his cage with his own genius) Maybe Fu-Xi's frustration into resorting to mind-control is how Profligo works. He controls people by hurting them! Isn't that right, Profligo?
  • Profligo: (Quietly) Oh shit, probbuly should've accounted for this. (Appears before the crowd) Yes, but you make it sound like a bad thing. There's no harm in helping someone who gets hurt.
  • Demanitus: On the contrary. Though it is prudent to help one in need, it's not prudent to feed into their pain. Young Varian. Ask yourself this. If someone encouraged you to get revenge on the kingdom for what they've done, then who was it? Only one person could have the motive. Profligo indeed used you. He feeds into the pain of others so he can get them to do what he wants. He only helped you to help himself.
  • Profligo: Is that so? Even someone as genius as you can't prove that.
  • Demanitus: I don't need to prove it. I am smart enough to not ruin my image. Varian, ask yourself another question. Would Quirin want this from you? You said you wanted to make him proud. But what will he say when he's free and sees what you've been turned into? (Varian realized his error)... He'll just be more disappointed than ever. And the resulting pain will give Profligo more power over you. He only wants to free your father so his disappointment in you can give him more power. He's just going to keep hurting you so you'll have his back.
  • Profligo: You expect him to believe that web of lies, you dumb monkey?
  • Varian: He's right!
  • Profligo:... What?
  • Varian:... (He threw chemical orbs on him which burned him as he let out blood-curdling screams)! MY FATHER WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FREED WITH HELP FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU!!! YOU KNEW HE'D BE ASHAMED AND YOU'D JUST USE THAT PAIN TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU!!!
  • Profligo: (His injuries worsen from the chemicals as he cackled).... In your anger, you just gave me more to work with! All you've done is make me stronger.
  • Varian: YEECH, YOU ARE SO CREEPY!!! In fact, I think my chemical just made you even harder to look at!
  • Profligo: You fools will pay for this. I swear it. (Vanishes after leaving the same chemical on a black spire that encased Quirin as the amber started to surround them on all sides)
  • Eugene: Oh shoot!
  • SpongeBob: WE'RE GOING TO BE AMBERIZED!!!!
  • Merlin: Uggggggggggh.... Teleportus! (They teleport out of the amber's trap as it entrapped the entire automaton mech)
  • Varian:... It's probably best if THAT stays in the amber. It IS unbreakable.
  • Remedium: "Though perhaps it is now an eyesore before a Lightfly Temple."
  • Icky: "I'm sure ya can like, have the Lightfly Queen or some kind of specialist deal with this later. For now, let's get to on the path of finding Lady Corona."
  • Demanitus: "That, belies the issue. Doing that could risk guiding Proflgo to where Corona is."
  • Squidward: "Well what else are we gonna do? We can't fight that guy ourselves! Not just because he's beyond unsettling, he could try to trigger more personal pains of ours."
  • Fu-Xi bitterly slithered off to look at a reflection of a nearby river.
  • Demanitus: ".... I see we found ourselves in a great conumdrum. We need Corona's help, yet it's exactly what Profligo counts on."
  • Quidilen: "Well, I'm sure if Fu-Xi isn't now bitter of nearly being a useful idiot after how he almost Yarged-Out on what his own mother of all people asked of him, he'd already offered some kind of means to do so without such risk."
  • Lady Su: "It's fine, he, just needs to practice self-reflection. That's what he's doing right now. I told him to always look at his reflection to help him think about what he's done."
  • Remedium: "Then perhaps all the more reason why Fu-Xi needs to see Lady Corona herself. Out of any of you that have equil or greater deals of personal pain, his, is the most grosumely large. Perhaps the worse case out of any I seen. Even more then some of you here, and believe me, some of you went into REALLY dark places."
  • Cynder: "Don't remind us."
  • Quidilen: "Guilty as charged, begrudgently."
  • Deadpool: "Ditto."
  • Lord Shen: "And the less said about them, the better."
  • Icky: "Well we just need to figure out how to keep Pro-Middle-Flingo off our backs while Fu-Xi is busy with an existenceal crisis. He does use those in pain as a tracking device."
  • Remedium: "The temple, may offer something that could ward off Mothrons. Though perhaps, accessability is momentarly an issue until Corona and I would address it at a later date. But I do know of one of them I came to kept. A Mothron Lamp Warder."
  • Deadpool: "..... A Lamp? Against a MOTHMAN?! Have you NOT seen those weird Moth Memes? They're suckers for lamps?!"
  • Remedium: "That is only for earth-level moths. They only like light because that's how they navigate via transverse orientation. Mothrons are, more complicated than that. For starters, they're smart enough to not mistake a lamp for the sunlight, secondly, Mothrons are hyper-sensitive to light in an unrestricted and purest form, too much brightness will make them retreat, and thirdly, a Mothron Lamp Warder makes it's weilder unlocatable and untouchable to any Mothrons, even to those of Profligo's level. He may love pain, but he's still a Mothron and is still held back by at least SOME of their limitations."
  • Squidward: "Well at least there's that. So let's see it."
  • Remedium: "I must warn that it can also have an effect on those that once had darkness in their hearts or those that still struggle with them. So there is a risk that some of you may suffer temporary blindness even if had quickly blocked your vision from it. So I must ask any who lead dark lives to be blind-folded."
  • Savio: "Wait, how can a lamp be able to discriminate whether we did bad things or not, it's a lamp!"
  • Remedium: "It may not bare sentience, but it's pure light is made from the enegry of Mother Light herself. The Light itself can judge impurity. Impure eyes often become blinded by the light, as if the light itself is punishing you for it's sins, making you unworthy to watch it's light."
  • Sir Hiss: "Isn't that a bit excessive?"
  • Remedium: "It is a lamp meant to ward off Mothrons. The fact it does this to mortal level beings is, an unforseen side-effect. Kind of a failsafe against those turned into pawns."
  • Varian: HE SAID THERE WAS NOTHING THAT COULD, UGH, ANOTHER REASON WHY I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU!!
  • Rapunzel: Not that you had the willpower to try. Profligo had quite a firm grip on you.
  • Banzai: "Man, do we REALLY have to go through with this? Half of the bad stuff we used to do is long behind us anyway."
  • Remediium: "The act itself may face irrelivence, but never the darkness that was born and grew from the act, even if we had rejected it."
  • Deadpool: "Wait, but tecnecally we all have alittle evil-side in all of us, so-"
  • Remedium: "Be that as it may, it's a matter of how well a mortal being rejects that tempation or how capable they are of regreting it, but above all, for how long they embraced darkness. And some of you had embraced it longer then others. As such, those such members and allies are at greater risk of temporary blindless."
  • Quidilen: "Well if it's temporary, I can take it."
  • Remedium: "But what follows is that, your eyes would not be capable to embrace the light ever again, as they would become hyper-sensitive to light after going through what the Mothron Warding Lamp did to it."
  • Po: "You mean, that the light of the lamp would sting unpure eyes so badly, that they don't want to see light again in shame of being rejected by it's beauty?"
  • Remedium: "Well, that's a, poetic way of saying it. It's more like trying to wear night-vision equitment in the day or being a nocturnal creature in daytime or a creature evovled to live without light. Even artifical light would be made painful to the eyes."
  • Mantis: "Welp, in that case, time to blind-fold former villain members of the Lougers and Allies..... You too, Deadpool."
  • Deadpool: "Oh why do I have to be blindfolded?"
  • The Lougers just stare at him.....
  • Deadpool: "..... Oh..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Ohhh..... I see where you're going with this."
  • Fire: "But how do we get Master Fu-Xi to go along with it?"
  • Lady Su: "Let me, attend to it."
  • Varian: You alien butterflies have the most excessively unnecessary security measures, EVER!
  • Remedium: Just sit this one out. You need to recover from your mind-control. Pawns of Mothrons that are cured are very vulnerable to Lightfly security.
  • Varian: PRECISELY!!! Is your anichent war with the Mothrons THAT intense?!
  • Remedium: "Mothrons often seek to corrupt our relics to use in desires to mine Keyholes to harvest darkness ooze to do many dark things, including turning a planet's natives into sentient versons of the creatures of kingdom hearts, or even worse creations, and effectively turn the keyhole into a killswitch to discourage rebelions. So you'll have to pardon the extremes."
  • Varian: "..... I'll take that as a yes."
  • Icky: "Damn straight. That was damn true when Mothlock was doing exactly that in Dreamworks China when we first met Pang Bing. We can validate that she knows what she's talking about."
  • Varian: Whatever. We got our Mothron repellent, do we have any clouths for blinding? Dema, you got any- (Vigor was back)... Terrific.
  • Fu-Xi:... But how will those of us not trained for it EVEN AVOID FALLING OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE WE CAN'T SEE IT?! DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT?!?
  • Rapunzel: Fu-Xi, stop with the anger, it's not helping anyone!
  • Fu-Xi: I am angry because life is cruel and everyone who protects it, are IDIOTS! You guys are to blame for Kairi's capture. I almost got used by that stupid giant moth because of you.
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU INSINUATING WE ARE IDIOTS BECAUSE OF THOSE?!
  • Fu-Xi: IF THE SHOE FITS ON THE ABOMINATION OF EVOLUTION THAT IS THE LEG, WEAR IT!!!!
  • Lord Shen:... Say that again!
  • Fu-Xi: IF, THE SHOE, FITS!!!
  • Lord Shen: YOU FOOLISH SERPENT!!!
  • Rapunzel: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY?!? YOUR CONSTANT ARGUING IS STARTING TO GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET TO FINDING CORONA?! This is exactly what Profligo wants and it's WHY WE NEED IT!! SO PLEASE, PLEASE, STOP BICKERING, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL SHOVE MY LOCKS DEEP INTO YOUR MOUTHS!!!
  • Eugene:... Damn, Blondie, this adventure sure is making you cranky.
  • Rapunzel: Sorry, I'm just still upset that I lost my best friend! (Pascal was confused) Best, HUMAN, friend! She betrayed us FOR NO REASON, and now I'm starting to question who to trust. Is there NOWHERE IN THIS WORLD PROFLIGO HASN'T WIPED HIMSELF OFF OF?! NOW COME ON!!!! (Pulls Varian and Fu-Xi by the ear/hood painfully down the path)
  • Eugene:... And I thought Uncle Monty really pushed her buttons.

Forest Path

  • The group walked forword as a beautiful lamp emitted a beautiful glow as the former vlillains and anti-heroes are made to wear blindfolds, as well as Varian.
  • Deadpool: "(Blindfolded) If only I was like Daredevil and had heighten senses!"
  • WB Deadpool: "Ya kinda have to be naterolly blind for that."
  • YB Deadpool: Besides, you're obviously trained to navigate blindfolded.
  • Deadpool: "Yeah, but still, what Daredevil had would've made this much easier."
  • WB Deadpool: Let's just shame that blind superhero with our own skill.
  • YB Deadpool: Going to Lady Corona blindfolded would be a middle finger in his face he couldn't see.
  • Rapunzel:... Is your red ninja friend okay?
  • Squidward: "He's just talking to his flouting text box friends only those with forth wall awareness can see."
  • Rapunzel:... Delusional. That sucks.
  • Icky: "(Blind-folded) Trust me, Rapunz, if you had the ability to address the forth wall, you could see them too. (Bumped into a tree) Ow!"
  • Rapunzel: I don't know what that means, but it sounds sad.
  • Varian: (Blindfolded) Sure sounds sad.
  • Rapunzel:... Varian-
  • Varian: Rapunzel, I don't want to talk for now. I need time to get over what that black moth put me through turning me against you and turning me evil.... Because I'm still angry at what happened- (Hit a rock) Ow!
  • Fu-Xi, being a kung-fu master, was better adapted at the Blindfold.
  • Fu-Xi: "Ya know, this is kinda what I'm talking about. I'm already hearing some of us crashing into things."
  • Lady Su: "At ease, my son. We are doing well to keep them on a guided path."
  • Fu-Xi: I hope so. I'm still pissed at all of you for reminding me why I do what I do.
  • Lady Su: Well it didn't help that you broke your promise to not brainwash Varian.
  • Fu-Xi: My philosophy of promises is that you don't keep promises you're forced to make against your will.
  • Lady Su: That is something a villain or selfish person would say. Also, that's very hypocritical considering you said that free will is dangerous.
  • Fu-Xi: It depends on who you trust with it, and everyone I entrusted with it betrayed me. I don't trust anybody with it after that.
  • Rapunzel: Fu-Xi, not trusting anybody is not a very wise decision.
  • Fu-Xi: Says the one who trusted both Varian and Cassandra. And look how that turned out.
  • Rapunzel: Okay, I told you to let that go! Everybody makes mistakes. Misguided trust and mistakes are not idiocy. It's called being mortal. And disregarding it is not strength.
  • Fu-Xi: You seem to forget, I was born from the fires of a dragon god. I am by extension a demigod. Mortal error is not an excuse.
  • Icky: "Tell that to Hercules when he realised that-"
  • Fu-Xi: "That was only because, he was raised in a mortal mindset! Had he had an understanding of his heritage to Zeus far earlier then he had did, he wouldn't've had such problems."
  • Icky: "..... Fair's fair."
  • Fu-Xi: As I was saying, It's free will entrusted to the wrong people that is to blame. And most of this miserable UUniverses are untrustworthy.
  • Pang Bing: Is that why you chose to take our mistakes seriously? I must remind you that scolding people for mistakes is an unwise and damaging act. Twilight Sparkle learned that the hard way after she tried to steal the Pearl of Transformation.
  • Fu-Xi: Mistakes have done more damage worse then a brief international tissy.
  • Eugene: So what? Mistakes have benefits. You learn from them. You're not even immune to mistakes. You almost played into Profligo's hands.
  • Pang Bing: Exactly. Twilight's mistake sprung from something similar. Mistrust from your allies' own mistakes are-
  • Fu-Xi: I've heard enough! You'll never understand what I've been through and the choices I had to make. I do what I must to ensure the safety of people too dumb to listen to reason, even if promises have to be broken. Rapunzel of all people should understand.
  • Viper:... Fu-Xi, I'm sorry for what happened to you. But that doesn't mean you have to shun society and protect it however you like. You'll understand someday that calamity is always going to be around the corner, even if you done things as perfectly as possable, even to the degree of gods, and heroes exist to correct that the right way.
  • Rapunzel: Now can we never discuss this again?
  • Remedium: "Or at least until we arrived to Corona and she sets you straight?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Ugh. Whatever. (Thanks to his training, he avoided an accsidental bump into a thron bush, Iago and Savio weren't so lucky!)"
  • Iago: "OWCH?!"
  • Savio: "HOTCHIMACHI?!"
  • Lady Su: "..... I'm so sorry about all this, it's just, the fact he wasn't taken seriously about Kairi's includion until it was too late, triggered bad memories."
  • Squidward: "Well we did told him that Kairi wouldn't be in any better position had we left her back in the Dragon Guardian Temple. For all we know, the Leage could've had a big plan of attack in the backburner about having a full skale assult."
  • Lord Shen: "Wait..... Deadpool, was it, possable that the Leage could've had something like that."
  • Deadpool: "Well, I would talk about it if I could remember. Because the details are BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Because alchourse you would not remember."
  • Sandy: "Please tell me it doesn't mean we have to go back inside his messed up mind again, do we?"
  • Deadpool: Well no, because it's not like it would make a difference. Nega-Xehanort is clearly a smart baddy.
  • ???: He is. (Everyone was surprised by the new voice)... Profligo is trying to have Corona and Rapunzel killed.
  • Eugene:... Dare I ask why, strange girl voice?
  • Demanitus: (Woke from Vigor) That voice!... IT'S HER!
  • Varian: Demanitus? Who's her- (A blinding light appeared and beautiful music played while a very beautiful woman with golden glowing hair not as long as Rapunzel's and a similar garment including barefeet with golden nail polish appeared)
  • Demanitus:... My brightest star!
  • Woman: Demmy! Great to see you again... I could kiss you right now if you weren't stuck inside that monkey.
  • Demanitus: I'm sorry I couldn't keep the monkey more hygienic. (The two hugged)
  • Gazelle:... Is that... Lady Corona?
  • Lady Corona: In the flesh. I was alerted that Profligo was coming, so I left to find you guys.
  • Rapunzel: Wow. She really IS just like me.
  • Lady Corona: Understatement, Princess Rapunzel. I'm you at your best. I couldn't let Profligo get an easy location on me.
  • Eugene: So, um, other Blondie, what did you mean by Profligo wanting you and Rapunzel dead?
  • Lady Corona: You see, I have hidden much of my most dangerous secrets around much of the Sunstone's relics. Rapunzel's hair, is what's left of the Sundrop Flower which was stolen from me years before you were born. With what's happened since King Frederic used it to save his wife, so many have been hurt. Many people have blamed your existence for the suffering of so many. Profligo used that against me, and I had to hide my secrets. That includes my own summon. A giant phoenix of healing named Celestirona. And the only way to unlock it is to have it transferred back into the Uniter Blade with help from the Sundrop Flower that I hid it in. But now that it's gone, there's only one hiding place it could be in now.
  • Rapunzel:... My hair.
  • Lady Corona: Exactly. The bird is dormant inside of your hair and giving it a mind of it's own. Profligo wants to destroy it. It's the only thing that can defeat him. But since your hair is unbreakable now, there's only one option left. Killing you.
  • Eugene: We can't let that happen!
  • Lady Corona: I have experienced such a similar situation long ago. Rapunzel is far too important now. When I discovered the power of the Sunstone, I was locked away and treated like a tool. Both our hair holds the power to heal. Mother Gothel wanted that kind of power for herself, as did others. Everyone who used us argued it was to protect us. But such power was already being abused. They didn't care about us. They just wanted us to themselves. Profligo almost used that against the both of us. But this magic is not to be hidden away. It was given to this world for a reason. It's a gift not to be tampered with. He even wants me killed after I reveal the location of the Keyblade.
  • Gazelle: Then we must awaken Celestirona. Take the Blade.
  • Corona: Actually, the changes the Sundrop went through have made Rapunzel's hair reliant on Celestirona. I'm afraid Rapunzel must awaken it herself. Otherwise the process could kill her.
  • Rapunzel: Me? How?
  • Corona: You must handle the Blade... And wield it.
  • Mr. Krabs: I really don't think that's a good idea.
  • Corona: Maybe not. But Celestirona is inside her. It should respond if Rapunzel wields the Uniter Blade. The Blade should agree and not harm her. Especially since that's how Profligo locates his targets.
  • ???: NO!!! (Profligo appeared as his voice changed into a monstrous tone due to his deformity staying out of range of the lamp) HOW DID SHE FIND YOU?! (Sighs) This could've been so easy, but you just continue pushing my patience!!!
  • Corona: You'll never win, Profligo. You've hurt people for too long.
  • Profligo: Hmmph. Foolish human. Well no more messing around. (Summons up entire legions of Reapers and other Unversed while this played)
Tension Rising - Kingdom Hearts 3 OST Prolonged

Tension Rising - Kingdom Hearts 3 OST Prolonged

  • Profligo: (Enters the lamp light taking the pain long enough to capture Corona, leaving him with more deformities)... I've been waiting too long! (Magically extracts information from her painfully)
  • Demanitus: CORONA!!
  • Corona: (Screams in pain as he enjoyed it while getting his information while also depowering her hair with black magic)... The Keyblade is now mine! (Throws an unconscious Corona back to them) Goodbye. I have business to attend to for the most cosmic locksmith. (Vanishes as the heroes fought the Unversed)
  • Spongebob: "..... ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!"
  • Remedium: "How is this possable?! How did he defy the will of the lamp like that?!"
  • Deadpool: "HE F*****G CHEATED?!"
  • Gazelle: "........ (Gets angry!)..... I'M SORRY, BUT SCREW LETTING RAPUNZEL GETTING CELESTIRONA OUT?! (Points the Uniter Blade at Rapunzel) I'M GETTING THAT STUPID BIRD OUT MYSELF?!"
  • Corona: NO! WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!
  • Gazelle: I don't care. Profligo's got the Keyblade's location and will resist pain he can't handle to get what he wants. This is the only way! (Grabs Rapunzel and slices off her hair, which frees a distressed yellow celestial bird, of which Gazelle forcefully grabbed into with the summon attchedment and abosrbed it!)..... NOW LET'S GO MAKE THAT INSANE SCARED UP PEST PAY?!"
  • Rapunzel: WH... HOW DID YOU CUT OFF MY INDESTRUCTIBLE HAIR?!
  • Eugene: I CALL HACKS!!!
  • Gazelle: I think the Uniter Blade helped me harness what Sunstone power it had to free Celestirona.
  • Rapunzel: But what about... THAT?! (The black spires went crazy and headed right for them)
  • Remedium: I think... You angered the spires for removing her hair. They needed that hair so they can stop the Moonstone.
  • Fu-Xi: AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS THE SCREW-UP!!
  • Gazelle:... (Stood in the presence of the black spires)... Let Rapunzel touch you again. It can restore her hair again. (The spires paused and pointed at Rapunzel)
  • Rapunzel:... (She touched them and just like before, a bright flash restored her hair, as Celestirona healed Corona)
  • Duke: GAZZ, THAT WAS TOO BALLSY, EVEN FOR YOU!!! YOU COULD'VE HURT PEOPLE!!!
  • Gazelle: I HAD NO CHOICE! If Profligo is willing to resist the lamp's defenses, then he's a serious force to be reckoned with. Corona! Where is he going?
  • Corona: (Recovers)... The tower where Rapunzel was held. It used to be my home. With the destruction it suffered, it's no doubt where Profligo hid the Keyhole.
  • Rapunzel: Well that seems pretty convenient.
  • Corona: But be careful. That place likely has more spires than before. And it's certainly crawling with Heartless. The spires won't take it easy on you for almost costing it a chance to get the Moonstone back from Cassandra.
  • Gazelle: That's their problem for all I care. Profligo must be stopped ASAP! (They fought more Heartless as Rapunzel discovered her hair was twice as strong as before and used it in more creative ways including shields and clubs)
  • King Mickey: (They found the tower ruins which was overgrown with black spires)... There it is!
  • Rapunzel: What have those spires done to it?
  • Varian: Same thing it does to everything else.
  • Sparx: It does make a sweet evil fortress, though.
  • Spyro: Let's go- (Heartless just as indestructible as the spires appeared as the heroes were unable to break them)... Oh boy.
  • Rapunzel:... I think I have an idea. Let's do this the way Adira would. (Uses the spires to impale and destroy the Heartless)
  • Deadpool: Well if the Wolverine movie taught me anything, the only thing strong enough to destroy an indestructible substance, is itself.
  • Rapunzel: STAND BACK!! (She used the spires to impale all the armored Heartless)
  • Varian:... Why don't you destroy the fortress if you can control the spires?
  • Rapunzel: We need to take Profligo by surprise. Come on. We haven't got a moment to lose! (They head out

Tower Ruins

  • Profligo removed some rubble and found the Keyblade, as Nega-Xehanort and the two figures appeared.
  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... Finally some earnest progress..... Now, there is the matter of giving us the Keyblade, Profligo."
  • Profligo: "...... Ya know, I could....... But I won't!"
  • Figure 4: "...... (Broke into laughter!)..... I never known you with a sense of humor, Pro-bro! No seriously, let our guy for the Great Cycle collect the stupid thing and-"
  • Profligo: "I am not joking, you ice obcessed nincompoop?! I am serious?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... May I dare ask why you ceased being a team player, Profligo?"
  • Profligo: "Call it, my own assendsion into greatness. Absorbing the tragic backstory of the cobra actselly made me strong enough to resist even the light of a Mothron Lamp Warder. I would've been killed, or rendered too weak to fight back in a traditional case?! That makes me realised that if anyone is going to cause the Great Cycle, IT SHOULD BE MY HONOR TO DO SO, NOT A CLONE OF A MISINTENTIONED OLD MAN?!"
  • Figure 5: "THISASOARY ISARUS NOTUS PARTUS OFIS THEIS PLANUS?!"
  • Profligo: "I have become powerful enough, that I SHOULD BE HAROLD OF THE GREAT CYCLE, NOT A FAKE OF A MAN THE TIME LORDS ERASED?!"
  • Figure 5: "Ugghhh, Heis hasus fellis intois poweris madnessies."
  • Figure 4: "IN ENGLISH, PLEASE?!"
  • Figure 5: "Ughhh. (Ahem). Fine, I'll explain in dum dum talk. I theroised that Profligo, being the parasite to pain that he is, has allowed himself to make a mistake not dissimular to minor servents of darkness: He fell into power madness, a syntom of having more power then you were capable of having, and has basicly become drunk in it and has lost his awareness."
  • Nega-Xehanort: ".... Tch. A pity. A Mothroh of all things, allowed himself to turn into a puppet of darkness. You ended up losing sight of our goal, Profligo. For that..... (Smiles)..... Well, I think certain misfits will save us the trouble, of punishing your unsatisated hungered idiotcy themselves..... You phathic parasite. (He and the other figures vanished, just in time as the Lougers and others arrived)."
  • Varian: (The heroes arrived to find Profligo) PROFLIGO!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR MANIPULATING ME!!!
  • Demanitus: Just hand over the Keyblade slowly!
  • Lady Corona: He's really not going to do that, you know.
  • Demanitus: Give me a break, if you're not skilled enough, age sticks even when you're reincarnating.
  • Profligo: Your wife's right, dear lord! (Turned his head in painful cracking positions)
  • Icky and Iago comedicly winced at that!
  • Shenzi: "Yeeesh! STOP THAT!!! That is just NASTY!"
  • Profligo: Please, your discomfert's complimentary enough. And as for the princess... I have an old friend of yours, who's DYING to see you. And I'm just willing enough... (Picks up a familiar robe) To pull her from the grave to make it happen.
  • Rapunzel:... No! You don't mean Mother Gothel!
  • Profligo: Oh, I'm sure she has some unfinished business with you. I'm sure she'd love to know how much has happened. (Cast a spell on the robe that slowly revived Mother Gothel back to her youth)
  • Gothel: (Everyone stood as she faced them then saw Rapunzel)... YOU!!... YOU WILL PAY FOR TAKING EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME!!!
  • Flynn: Well, tecnecally, I was the one that cut off her hair, Rapunzel told me that you were tripped by Pascal after your little freakout. Plus, her healing incantation doesn't work anymore.
  • Gothel: Why would I need it now? I feel eternally younger already. Besides... I know the next best thing.... (She started singing this)
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure - The Hurt Incantation SONG

Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure - The Hurt Incantation SONG

  • Rapunzel: No! NO, DON'T- (She froze as her hair and eyes turned black as life around them start dying)
  • Gothel: Now you can watch all your friends die around you! (The heroes started to fall sickly)
  • Profligo: (Feels the effects) OHHHHHHH, YES!! THE MORE PAINFUL, THE STRONGER I GET!! (His power rose massively)
  • Rapunzel: I, I can't move! I, can't control it!
  • Corona: (She got angry and kicked Gothel down stopping the incantation)
  • Rapunzel: (She turned back to normal)... Is everyone okay?
  • Adira: As well as we can be!
  • Icky: "The sooner we can leave this world and those OP as all fuck magic words, the freaking better?!"
  • Rapunzel:... YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, GOTHEL!! (Gothel started transforming)
  • Gothel: Oh, I've only just begun. (She slowly became the same Heartless she was in KH3, except with black spires, black eyes, a black-leaved tree for a head, and black thorny vines that have the same effect as the Hurt Incantation)...
  • Sora: Oh, boy.
  • Deadpool: "...... A tree?! We're fighting a tree now?! As if a giant freaking fish was bad enough, now we're fighting a freaking tree?!"
  • Lord Shen: "CAN YOU NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT BEING UNSATISFIVED AND KINDLY TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Deadpool: "I'M ALSO DETECING A PATTERN THAT FOR AS BAD ASS THESE PARIAHS ARE, THEY SEEM MORE INTERESTING TO MAKE US FIGHT KINGDOM HEARTS BOSSES INSTEAD OF LETTING US FIGHT THEM THEMSELVES?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, tecnecally, we still fought Rummer."
  • Deadpool: "WHO TOOK THE FORM OF A KH3 BOSS?! AND DECEPTA JUST RELEASED A FACORY ACCSIDENT OF A MONSTER AFTER US IN THE LAST WORLD?! IT JUST SUCKS SO MUCH THAT WE HAVEN'T FOUGHT A SINGLE PARIAH, IN THEIR VANELLA FORM MIND YOU- (Gothel smashed Deadpool into the ground)........ Ow."
  • Profligo: "OHHHH, HIS PAIN AND MISERY'S THE GOOD SHIT?!"
  • Riku: Besides, DP, this is technically our own canon KH3 since the original IS an alternate timeline.
  • Gothel: Now I have the power to take revenge on all of you, and free Zhan Tiri!
  • Profligo: Exactl-... Wait, what?
  • Gothel: (Chuckles) You ever consider why I wanted eternal youth?
  • Profligo: Because you wanted to live forever?
  • Gothel: I wanted to live forever so I could conceive a plan to free my master.
  • Profligo:... YOU'RE ONE OF ZHAN TIRI'S DISCIPLES?!?
  • Gothel: Just ask Demanitus. He had three disciples, Sugarcha, Tromus, and me. We betrayed Demanitus as Zhan Tiri promised us power. I stole the Sundrop Flower to have enough youth to search for a way to free him. But now with these new powers, I can achieve it. And I can't thank you enough for giving it to me, Profligo.
  • Demanitus: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU THAT SHE WOULD BETRAY YOU!!!
  • Gothel: And you want to know the real painful part? I hated Corona for more than just stealing MY flower. They also stole my daughter. Goes by the adopted name, of Cassandra.
  • Rapunzel: (Was shocked at that statement)... (Teared up)...
  • Gothel:... Surprised? Stealing you was just double-payback. You ever wonder why she betrayed you? My master showed her the truth. But I'm done boasting, your tearing face is enough.
  • Varian: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!! CASSANDRA IS A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SHE IS NOT YOUR DAUGHTER!!!
  • Gothel: Disbelieve me all you wish, but when I'm done with all of you, Zhan Tiri shall rise out of the Banished Realms. But first... (She seemingly killed off Profligo in a pain he couldn't enjoy with her vines as he was smacked out of sight!)... Now it's time to begin my plan that I waited so long for! (She began controlling the black spires on the destroyed tower into creating a dark tree that slowly opened a portal using the Keyblade and Keyhole as a trigger, turning all the Heartless in the world into her loyalty)...
  • Deadpool: Well let's hope this silly twist shows up in Season 3. Until then, let's kick her ass! (They went to fight her like this as Rapunzel just stood and landed on her knees in sadness)
Kingdom Hearts 3 - Tangled Final Boss & Ending (Kingdom of Corona Ending) KH3 2019

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Tangled Final Boss & Ending (Kingdom of Corona Ending) KH3 2019

  • Varian: (Landed next to a sobbing Rapunzel) UHHHUUGGHH!!! (Dubbed as DBZA Piccolo) WHAT, THE F*** ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?!
  • Rapunzel: Cassandra was Gothel's daughter this whole time!... I don't know what to think or do about that!
  • Varian: First off, she's lying! I know she's lying! Second, while you're here having this crisis, WE'RE OUT THERE GETTING BEATEN INTO A WITHERING PASTE!!!
  • Rapunzel: "I..... I don't know what to do anymore."
  • Varian: ".... (Sighs)..... Look, by all means, I'm still not exactly all that chipper with you at the moment, and I'm not sure if I would be even after this mess. But.... I'm going to attempt to snap you out of this as if we were still friends. Rapunzel, you were the same girl that was able to save Flynn from death. You still wanted to help my dad even when you should've taken the first oppertunity for it. You wanted to beleve the best in people, even in me dispite my bad mood.... Granted, I'm not exactly making this easy for you, but I diegress. And just as much I don't by Cassandra being HER daughter, even if it's true, remember that Gothal's trying to control you like she did when she kidnapped you from your real parents. You're not gonna let her do that again, are you?"
  • Rapunzel:... No! (Throws her hair at One of Gothal's arms as she was trying to open a portal, which distrupted the process and canceled out the portal just as Zhan was almost seen!)
  • Gothal's Heartless: "RAPUNZEL, LET MOTHER GO THIS INSINT?! (Saw the Spires charging torwords her)...... Duh uh, uh, I mean it young lady! Let me go! I don't like the look of those spires?! RAPUNZEL, I SWEAR TO ZHAN TIRI, PLEASE LET ME GO AND I'LL PROMISE I'LL GIVE YOU THE LIFE YOU COULD'VE HAD BACK IF YOU JUST- (The Spires impaled Gothal's Heartless) AAAAAAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (Explouds spectactualarly!)........"
  • Rapunzel: "...... Wow, kinda thought that was gonna be harder."
  • Deadpool: "(In pain) Trust us, IT WAS?!
  • Lady Corona was able to secure the keyblade.
  • Pained Moans were heard, as a weaken Profligo got up in severe pain, and not the kind he enjoys.
  • Profligo leaned on a nearby tree.
  • Profligo: "How, painfully ironicly, (Groans at a sharp pain), that the embodiment of pain, found a pain not as enjoyable..... I, thought I made myself beyond such novice weakness. I thought I mastered pain."
  • Flynn: "Well, I guess Zhan is just abit more pro at it then you."
  • Demanthus: "An understatement. You can say that the Mothrons are many levels higher then darkspawn demons all you want, but it doesn't change that Zhan had many more years then you had atthived to master pain then you succeeded in. There will always be pain even a massichist can't stomich."
  • Profligo: "This, I'll, adopt to. I'll just subugate myself to even MORE types of pain until I master it. I, even adapted to the kind of pain brought apawn by an Obscuroian Dagger Mantis. I even subugated myself to flout around the surface of a sun! I, can master this as well."
  • Redemium: "And that's perchisly the issue. Your pain mastery will enable to move beyond even Zhan's level. You are a risk to cosmic balence, and must be sorted out."
  • Profligo: "Oh what, are you gonna heal me? Big whoop. I'll just damage myself once more. It's not the first time misguided bleed-hearts tried to fix THIS?!"
  • Remedium: "Well this time, just healing you is the least of your problems. You, will be given the Red Ninja's gift of a healing factor. Any new wound you give yourself, will heal too quickly for you to absorb the pain."
  • Profligo: "(Shocked)..... THE RED NINJA HAS A HEALING FACTOR?! WHAT AN ABOMINABLE TRAIT?! YOU WILL NOT SUBUGATE ME TO SUCH A CURSE?!"
  • Profligo tried to escape, but his latest injuried made flght a pain as he fell back down.
  • Deadpool: ".... I should warn that the last time people tried to use my DNA, I.E. that Deadita Pool insodent and alchourse Deadfish, it just made a mess."
  • Redemium: "I'll purify any donated drop of blood from you so that such things are not an issue."
  • Icky: "Well pain-addict here clearly doesn't want it!"
  • Profligo kept trying to fly off but his wound kept him down!
  • Skipper: "Well in that case, Kolwalski, time to play doctor! Rico, any chance you have an operating table inside you?"
  • Gazelle: "No need. (Summons Celestrona)...... Let Celestrona hold him for you, Kolwalski."
  • Profligo got scared of it!
  • Profligo: "....... Varian, Varian please! Don't let them do this?! I'm still the only one who can truely free your father from that amber prison?! If I lost my pain powers, I lost that ability as well! Can you REALLY afford such a thing?!"
  • Varian: Oh, do you honestly expect me to be concerned about you after all you did to me? Don't be absurd! You're getting what you deserve!
  • Profligo:... (Started sobbing as the pain just ended up increasing his power massively until eventually he blasted everyone off of him) YOU BASTARDS STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! (Threw them off with black spires as he flew away)
  • Remedium: (Stops him) This is over!
  • Profligo: I SAID STAY AWAY!!! (Tried to grab Remedium, but in slow motion, she refluxfully dodged the grab attempted and flip-kicked Proflingo into the sky) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • Gazelle: Celestirona?... Heal him! (Celestirona flew after him after tasting Deadpool's blood as he panicked and cornered him as it used it's powers on him)
  • Profligo: NO, NO, NOOOOOOUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! (He was given healing powers as he regenerated and his other powers slowly faded) NOO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!... I'LL KILL YOU!!! (Quickly tries to stab Rapunzel and Corona with two broken spires until Rapunzel blocked them with her own spires and pinned him with them)
  • Rapunzel:... Don't ever mess with me or my home again! (Traps him inside a spire barrier that he couldn't get out of without his powers)
  • Lady Corona: "..... Awesome kick you did, Remedium."
  • Remedium: "Well, it was charfartic on how he made me look like an utter fool about the lamp. Though I still can't figure out why he was able to resist it."
  • Pang Bing: "If I were to guess, perhaps his feasting on Fu-Xi's tragity gave him an additional boost. The additional pain made him stronger, even in the presence of the lamp."
  • Icky: "Then how was it that we were still able to get the Keyblade?"
  • Shifu: "I suspect he fell victim to power madness, and ended up turning against Xehanort the Fake and his other partners."
  • Deadpool: "LOL! And yet these Mothron guys criticised US for getting easily tempted by power, AND YET THIS YUTS EXISTED?!"
  • Remedium: "Well, all Profligo did was secure his exile into Kingdom Hearts after everything is all settled. Corona and I will keep our eyes on him from here on out. It's time you seek out the Keyhole."
  • Shorty: Found it! (Pointed out the Keyhole in the ruins of the tower)
  • Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-
  • Shorty: You're welcome.
  • Gazelle:... (They shrugged it off and just locked the Keyhole destroying the Heartless invasions)... Um... Sorry about the whole, cutting your hair off thing.
  • Rapunzel: Are you JOKING?! YOU MADE MY HAIR TWICE AS STRONG NOW!!!
  • Eugene: Thanks for saving us.
  • Varian:...... (Sighs as he got onto Ruttiger who was still a monster and gets out an antidote)
  • Rapunzel: Varian? What're you doing?
  • Varian: Turning myself into the Corona guard. I have a lot of things to think about. Ruttiger? Let's go. Once we're there, I'll change you back. And Rapunzel?... Bring back Cassandra safe. (Ruttiger nods and he sung this as they returned to Corona)
Tangled The Series - Let Me Make You Proud SONG

Tangled The Series - Let Me Make You Proud SONG

Subchapter 4: Arendelle

Nega-Xehanort's location.

  • Figure 5: "Iis wantis tois apologeseszor aboutus Proflngo'sus betrayalus."
  • Figure 4: "Yeah man. Profligo is usually chiller then that."
  • Figure 5: "Youis haveus myis wordus thatis Profligo willis beis punshisus whenis Kingdomus Heartus forgeus withis universeacentari."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "The time to worry about Profligo's fall to temptation has passed. We can still at least score the other two ketblades, then plan on how to take back the others from the misfits later. Arendelle is next."
  • Figure 4: "Say no more man, cause I am gonna beat them the way the Dinosaurs died:............. THE ICE AGE?! (Vanishes off with a begrudgent sighing Fifth Figure)....."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... (Sighs), This time I am actselly rooting for those misfits to take THAT stupid idiot down."

Arendelle

  • Icky: (As the van was flying in the skys of Arendelle and looking for a landing) Well, never thought we'd show up here since that moisode of Frozen where Hans for some reason is a mirror demon, espeically resemblent of a character from inuyasha of all animes, was a bust. Even for the standerds of this series, that was weird. Then again, it was from Chernibogfan. But, here we are.
  • Susan: To be fair, Hans was based on the evil mirror of the fairy tale the movie was based on.
  • Icky: Wait, THAT'S where that idea came from?... How have I never noticed that?
  • Iago: "Cause obviously Scroopfan didn't asked about the shorce of inspiration. But still, yep, about time we do actselly show up here."
  • Squidward: Close to it getting it's sequel too.
  • Savio: "Do we have to be here? I hate coldness!"
  • Shifu: Yes. The riddle does say that the next Keyblade is 'in a glacier mended by love'.
  • Savio: It could be anywhere else!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Oh relax, you big hatchling, we can use the AUUian transformative suits to give ourselves themal warming attire. Besides, it's the dog days of spring, so I doubt there's any-"
  • The group realised that snow is everywhere as the van door opens......
  • Deadpool: "...... Okay, either Elsa is in a bad mood again, or the seasonal forces are not doing their job here."
  • Baloo: "Something tells me trouble got to work here."
  • Elsa was seen running, as she lost control of her powers once agan.
  • Icky: "Okay, how did she lost control of her powers AGAIN?!"
  • This time, Elsa was surrounded by a gang of Winterhorn Heartless.
  • Deadpool: "HOLY SANTA'S REJECTED REINDEER GAMES, BATMAN?!"
  • Iago: OH THAT ONE WASN'T EVEN CLEVER, AND ON TOP OF THAT, IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS!
  • Deadpool: Whatever. Just save the blonde lady already.
  • Pang Bing: "I think the Heartless are the shorce of causing Elsa to lose control of her powers again."
  • Deadpool: Oh, gee, what gave you that idea?
  • Pang Bing: "(Points to that the Winterhorns have a curse ring around Elsa that is making her lose control of her powers)."
  • Deadpool:... We'd know that even if you didn't point that out. Let's save Snow Queen. (They went in and beat up the Winterhorns)
  • Elsa: WHAA... Who are you guys?
  • Deadpool: Your heroes. Now get out of here until we help you regain control of your powers.
  • Elsa: How did you know about my powers?
  • Deadpool: Babe, where should you be right now?
  • Elsa: In a safe place, right! (Left as she slipped from her unstable powers) Owch!
  • Deadpool: DAMMIT, STOP PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND GET OUT OF HERE!! (They kept fighting as Elsa just brooded unamused leaving and ended up accidentally slipping and falling underwater) PRETTY SURE IT'S TOO COLD FOR SWIMMING, BABE!!
  • Spyro: Oh for the love of Pete! (Evaporated the water with his fire breath and saved a gasping Elsa)
  • Elsa: (She left in clumsy comical use of her powers)
  • Sam: Well at least she's safe.
  • Max: Yeah, if her unstable powers don't kill her first.
  • (Elsa): DYAAAH, I ALMOST GOT IMPALED BY MY OWN ICICLES!!!
  • Tigress: We got it. (The Furious Five left)
  • Sora: (Shivers) I'm just not used to this cold. I'm an island guy at best.
  • Trigger: Well maybe you should travel a lot more- (Ol' Betsy went off as the arrow impaled 7 Heartless)... Than you do.
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, at least for once your trigger-finger did something useful."
  • Icky: "Now I think it's the to help out Elsa. (Savio was shivering like mad)..... After we get our Auu Thermal wear on."

Elsewhere.

  • The Duke of Weselton and Prince Hans were dragged in by some Nobodies.
  • Duke of Weselton: "HELP?! HELP?! I'M A VICTIM OF BAD CIRCUMSTANCES?! AND I'M DREADFULLY COLD?!"
  • Prince Hans: "It's not any better for me, you weakling?!"
  • The two were dragged before a silluetted figure.
  • The Figure reveiled himself as a large frosty Mothron with giant wings like a very large winter coat, who's grin reveiled a mouth full of icicle teeth, which frighten the Duke of Weselton.
  • Mothron: "Ya know what killed the dinosaurs?"
  • Duke of Weselton: "..... I, don't follow-"
  • Mothron: "THE ICE AGE!"
  • Prince Hans: "What are you- (Noticed the snow)...... Odd..... I thought it was still spring."
  • Mothron: "You liked my winter wonderland, dumplings? Allow me to introduse myself! I, am Fra'osster the Cold! I'm cool, as ice!"
  • Duke of Weselton: ".... Are, are you always gonna be about those ice puns?"
  • Fra'osster: "Get use to it, Duke of Weasel Town."
  • Duke of Weselton: "WESELTON?!"
  • Fra'osster: "Whatevs. Anyway, I have a Vanella Ice plan that's cool as ice, and I want to include you two chill dudes into it."
  • Prince Hans: "Is that why you sent these, (Kicks the Nobody off) Things, to drag us from our homes?"
  • Fra'osster: "I didn't found formal invitations, cool, enough. Anyway, I suppose you guys might be interested about my very cool story surrounding Elsa."
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Was about to tell Fra'osster off until he realised he referenced Elsa)..... Elsa? Of Arendelle?"
  • Prince Hans: "What does she have to do with this?"
  • Fra'osster: "Listen, and you'll find out, in cool as ice fastion."
  • Duke of Weselton: "Can I please ask you stop the ice puns firs- (Fra'osster breaths on Duke of Wesekton as he gets a snowman head)...... As if-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f I'm not c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold enough!"
  • Fra'osster: "Now listen carefully, dudes....."

Elsa's location.

  • Elsa found herself being worship by a tribe of snowmen like Olaf as she still can't control her powers.
  • Leader Snowman: "(King Julien Voice) ALL HAIL, THE ICE QUEEN?!"
  • Other Snowman: "ICE QUEEN?!"
  • The Snowmen cheered!
  • The Misfits in AUU change-suits in the form of themual wear were surprised by that.....
  • Viper: ".... It is, so weird, that she went from being nearly impaled, to accsidental assendsion to being worship as a god."
  • Fu-Xi: "..... I think at this point we're better off waiting for her sister and her boyfriend to show up, cause good grief, could we use some help with THIS mess!?"
  • Elsa: Okay, seriously, who are you guys? And how do you know about me?
  • Sora: Travelers from another world. We came to retrieve something dangerous before it falls into the wrong hands. It's hidden somewhere in this world.
  • Elsa:... I must've hit my head on ice harder than I thought.
  • Lord Shen: I can assure you, your highness, we're real. We're the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Elsa:... (All the snowmen laughed hysterically at that as she couldn't help but give a chuckle)... Strangest name ever.
  • Leader Showman: "I'll say! These freaks are a riot! (Laughs!)"
  • Patrick: "Heeey, who you calling freaks?"
  • Adviser Snowman: "(Clears throat). (Maurice vocie) Presenting his majusty the eluxuious magifisent yadda yadda yadda, King Yell O. Snow everybody."
  • Leader Snowman: "Thank you, Ice Tea."
  • Ed the Hyena broke into laughter!
  • Icky: "(Snickers), Is there a Mort Exbie I presume?"
  • A tiny Square-Headed Snowman grabbed Yell O. by the nose!
  • Tiny Snowman: " (Mort Voice) HUG THE NOSE?!"
  • Yell O: "BAH?! GET OFF MY LUXERIOUS NOSE, ICE CUBE?!"
  • Icky and Iago snickered at that.
  • Elsa: "...... This has to be a crazy nightmare I'm having now."
  • Icky: We're asking the same thing, lady.
  • Elsa: So... Why're you here again?
  • SpongeBob: We're looking for something silver and can help take out the same literal black dudes that weakened and attacked you.... It's tied to that. (Shows the heart-shaped moon)
  • Elsa:... You think I would've noticed that.
  • ???: Oh no! I've heard of this! (A rock troll appeared) The elders of my village foretold of an apocalyptic event starting with that moon. It regards the-
  • Teddie: I'm gonna have to interrupt you right before the big reveal. Evil moth? Good butterfly? Pretty girl hero? Names please.
  • Elsa:...... You guys get around, don't you?
  • Banzai: Took you this long to realize that? Just take the introductory pamphlet. (Hands it to her as she sees all their names on it)
  • Donald: That doesn't introduce all of us.
  • King Mickey: Doesn't matter. We're here to stop those creatures.
  • King Yell O: "Uh, I'm confused, Ice Tea, what are these guys talking about?"
  • Ice Tea: "Probuly something that should be considered very concerning."
  • Rock Troll: "Please, you need to see the elders about this."
  • King Yell O: "An excitingly adventure? Count King Yell O, (Quietly) And Ice Tea and Ice Cube because they need to carry my things, (Out loud) IN!"
  • Skipper: "I could barely even tolerate vanella Ring-Tail. I don't think I can handle a snowcone verson."
  • Rock Troll: These guys were made by accident by the queen. She seems to have a lot of them.
  • Elsa: How about you try having unstable ice powers? My parents didn't even know where they came from.
  • Teddie: Also, you didn't answer my question. Who're the Mothron, Lightfly, and former Uniter Princess here?
  • Rock Troll: I'll discuss that later. Right now you must see the elders. I believe the queen's friends and sister are there waiting for you.
  • Elsa: Anna? Well what're we waiting for?
  • Rock Troll: My name's Felsblock, by the way.
  • Elsa:... Nice to, uh, meet you?

Rock Troll Land

  • Olaf: NO WAY!! You actually made more mes?!
  • King Yell O: "Oh please, you may be the prototype to our people, but I like to say I'm the improvement."
  • Kristoff: I wouldn't say more yous. I'd say more like more snowmen.
  • Anna: So... To recap... What're you guys here for?
  • SpongeBob: Basically it looks like we're gonna have to save your world.
  • Felsblock: They have information needed to defeat these creatures. They also claim they are looking for Fra'osster, Seasanna, and Schnee.
  • Deadpool: What does Weiss from Team RWBY have to do with this?
  • Kowalski:... You know 'Schnee' is the German word for snow, right?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Just like Felsblock is German for boulder.
  • Deadpool: Yeesh, learn to recognize a joke, why don't you? So, Schnee is your Uniter Princess?
  • Gazelle: Former Uniter Princess.
  • Deadpool: I know that, goes without saying, Popstar Uniter Obvious.
  • Gazelle: "(Rolls her eyes at Deadpool's lack of seriousness)."
  • Skipper: ".... Mind Deadpool, he's an idiot we're currently stuck with for unrelated reasons. Go on."
  • Felsblock: Well, Schnee's whereabouts have been unknown for a long time. Seasanna, on the other hand, can be easy to find. She's a white Lightfly that glows as bright as the brightest star.
  • Deadpool: So you're racist?
  • Felsblock: DUH, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! She's literally white as opposed to the common yellow coloration of her kin.
  • Deadpool: "Ohhhhhhh, why didn't you just say she was an albino then?"
  • Felsblock: She's more complicated then just having a rare skin condiction. She was said to have embraced the light of the northen star itself. The light really gives off her beauty. (Sighs)
  • Elsa: You're in love with her, aren't you?
  • Felsblock: WHAAAAA, WHO SAID I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER?!... Okay, yeah, I'm in love with her.
  • Deadpool: "(Snickers), Dude, that'd be like if one of Moleman's Moluliod pals, was in love with Singularity or Infinity! Cosmicly speaking dude, she is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY beyond your leage! I mean, from my understanding, Lightflies are nearly outer-god or cosmic levels of powerful, dude, and you? Ya look like the hybrid of the troll dolls and steriotypical depictions of old people!"
  • Felsblock: "Tch, if I had a pebble for everytime people had said something among those lines, I'd had enough to create a pile big enough to rival a mountain!"
  • Icky: "Also Wade, do NOT underestimate on what love can accomplish. I mean, for pete's sake, Shen alone has managed to date Celestia, a freaking sun horse goddess, and you're doubting this guy being able to win over a glowy butterfly alien?"
  • Deadpool: "Well, that's the other thing. How do you know she's not taken, or gay?"
  • Felsblock: "Well I doubt she be here with Schnee if she already has a family."
  • Deadpool: "Well how do you she isn't gay for Schnee?"
  • Felsblock: "Mentors and Uniters are restricted to professonal and platonic relationships. It's to discourage giving Mothrons an easier target."
  • Deadpool: "Well how do you know the same rules don't apply to anyone NOT a Lightfly?"
  • Felsblock was about to speak, then thought of that and started to be worry....
  • Felsblock: "..... Gee, I, I never thought about that."
  • Elsa: Well we can worry about this later. We need to get rid of these 'Heartless'. (A Rock Troll Heartless appeared behind her shocking everyone)... There's one behind me, isn't there? (The Rock Troll Heartless was joined by Satyr Heartless, bigger Winterhorns for mounts, and a giant Frost Serpent Heartless)...
  • Olaf: WHO THE HECK BREEDS THESE THINGS?!? WHY DO THESE GUYS HAVE TO LOOK SO COOL?!?
  • King Yello O: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" (They ran as the heroes fought)
  • Olaf: No, seriously, who- (Elsa grabbed his arm which fell off as Elsa just grabbed the rest of him) HEY!
  • Kristoff: NOBODY CARES, BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LIVE!! NOW GET OUT OF THE SPLASH ZONE!!!!
  • The group got on their caravan.
  • Kristoff: "LET'S MOVE, SVEN?!" (They left as the heroes successfully fought off the Heartless)
  • ???: So it all comes down to this. (Hans and Weselton appeared with Fra-osster)
  • Icky: OH, WOW!! FROST BUTT OR WHATEVER HIS NAME, WAS TEAMED UP WITH THE MOST UNLIKABLE CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE! WHO THE PERMAFROST SAW THAT ONE COMING?!
  • Iago: "Fair's fair, unlike Tangled, all Frozen got post movie release was a birthday short that didn't had a villain based conflict, so it can't be blamed if these losers are the best he can scrounge up."
  • Fra'osster: Ice to finally meet you guys.
  • Icky:... Really? You're going to pull a Schwarzenegger Mr. Freeze and use stupid ice puns?
  • Deadpool: He's doing a Shoemocker potrayal?! BOOOOOOOOOO!!! BOO- (Fra'osster froze his head) MMMH?!
  • Tigress: And here I thought this guy was going to be more serious than the others.
  • Hans: Don't judge him. He may be stupidly and PAINFULLY obsessed with ice puns, but he is going to be a good help.
  • Shifu: Do not defend him. If I seem to recall, you attempted to murder Elsa and Anna just to take over Arendelle.
  • Hans: YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME!!! HOW ABOUT YOU TRY LIVING IN A NEGLECTFUL FAMILY WITH AN OLDEST BROTHER WHO ALWAYS DEMEANED YOU, A FATHER WHO BELIEVED THE STRONG SHOULD PICK ON THE WEAK LIKE THE IMMATURE BULLY HE WAS, AND 11 OTHER SIBLINGS WHO LOOK DOWN ON YOU!!! I DID IT BECAUSE MY FAMILY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME!!
  • Tigress: And how was regicide going to make you any better than them?
  • Hans: Regicide is murdering a king. Not a queen.
  • Tigress: What, do you have a better term, genius?
  • Hans: "Well, tecnecally no, just, thought I made that abit clear. And even then, she wasn't offictally a queen yet cause of the botched cordenation and-"
  • Tigress: There you go. Point is, you ruined your chance to be looked up to.
  • Hans: HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!!! I'm getting another chance to prove my family wrong, and I will not allow anyone to take that last chance away from me. Say what you want about Fra-osster and his albeit still stupid ice puns, but this repetive lout is still a powerful one, and my key to finally get some respect back in my kingdom!
  • Weselton: As for me? I lost much of my power because of them. Weselton has lost it's respect to me. I might be in danger of not being it's duke anymore.
  • Icky: "Well, good to known that Weasel Town does have standerds."
  • Duke of Weselton: "WESELTON?!"
  • Duke: Well, you semi-toneoff of me, you attempted to vilify Elsa just to keep your trade operation running. You're just as guilty for playing in Hans' favor. Both of you got what you deserved.
  • Fra'osster: Well, it's your turn to-
  • Sparx: Get the cold shoulder?
  • Fra'osster:... My turn to-
  • Deadpool: Put us on ice?
  • Fra'osster:... To-
  • Duke Weaselton: Put us in the cooler?... Go ahead, keep trying, I can go all day.
  • Fra'osster: ".... Ya know you guys, pre-emptingly interupted my puns is-"
  • Icky: "Not cool as ice? Or would it be Not Frosty of us?"
  • Fra'osster: "OKAY, I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE-"
  • Iago: "On thin ice with you?"
  • Fra'osster: ".... Get ready to know what the dinosaurs went through when-"
  • Sparx/Deadpool/Icky/Iago/Duke Weaselton: "The Ice Age Happened?"
  • Fra'osster got incredably pissed!
  • Skipper: "Nothing personal, frosty. But your love for ice puns is kinda a one trick pony."
  • Fra'osster angrly summoned more Arendelle Heartless!
  • Fra'osster: "FREEZE THEIR BUTTS OFF?!"
  • Thunderclap: "Guys, I think we've upset him!"
  • Deadpool: "His own fault for mimicing a bad decition of the infamous Shoemocker. Have you seen what he did to the Batman Movies after the Burton ones?!"
  • Fra'osster: ENOUGH!! TIME TO-
  • Shenzi: Shovel off this yellow snow?
  • Fra'osster: Okay, you suck! You're sucking all the fun out of this!
  • Banzai: What fun?
  • Fra'osster:... Okay, f*** it! Icicles!
  • Sparx: Icicles?
  • A Guant Ice Golum covered in spiky surrated icclies formed from the ground and roared!
  • Thunderclap: ".... Okay, now I know we've upset him!"
  • Fra'osster: "Time to Ice Scream, you pests!"
  • Icky: "Yeesh, even when angry, you spit out ice puns, I mean, that is gonna get old faster then the lifespan of a fly, mac!"
  • Fra'osster: SHUT UP!!! WE'RE BLOWING THIS ICICLE STAND!!
  • Hans: OKAY, BEING REAL HERE, THAT PUN DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!! (They vanished as the Ice Golem attacked)
  • Olaf: (As they watched from a distance)... Looks like this calls for a plague of cuteness. (Whistles loudly signaling Marshmallow in Elsa's old ice castle to call in the mini snowmen from Frozen Fever as they left)
  • Ice Golem: I'M GONNA 'SLEIGH' YOU!!!
  • Sora: OH COME ON, EVEN THE ICE GOLEM MAKES BAD PUNS!!!
  • Goofy: Looks like something we'll have to get used to.
  • Donald: At least they're not entirely ice-based.
  • Riku: Can we fo- (The Ice Golem punched him into a pile of snow) CUUUUUUUUUUS?!?... OWW!! PLEASE TELL ME MY GUMMIPHONE IS OKAY!!
  • Deadpool: "When doubt, (Pulls out twin flamethrowers) Use Flamethrowers! (Did that as it had no effect)... Ice VII?"
  • Spyro: Ice VII.
  • Ice Golem: Blue Ice, actually. (Knocks himself) Toughest Earth ice around. My father hasn't learning how to make interplanetary variants of ice yet.
  • Deadpool: Well even THAT'S GOTTA MELT EVENTUALLY!! (Keeps using flamethrowers until they ran out of fuel)... Crap.
  • Ice Golem: Even if som, you'll sooner exhaust your flame-based weapons then even before I start to get abit watery. You're iced! (Suddenly Marshmallow and the little snowmen attacked from behind him) D'OH ICE GOD DAMN IT?!
  • Olaf: OH YEAH!!!
  • Marshmallow: (Lifted the Ice Golem up after the mini snowmen removed his limbs and smashed his body leaving only his head)... Leave them ALOOOOOOONE! (Roared in his face)
  • Ice Golem: Icck, did you have rotten permafrosted mammoth mutton for breakfast? (Marshmallow threw the head off in the distance)
  • Mimi: OH MY GOSH, THOSE LITTLE SNOWMEN ARE SO CUUUTE!!! (The mini snowmen recovered the heroes)
  • Anna: I always knew these little guys would be good for something someday.
  • Elsa:... Was that Fra'osster?
  • Kristoff: (As Sven) AND DID HE HAVE HANS AND WESELTON?! (As himself) Sure did.
  • Fu-Xi: "(Was weirded out by Kristoff's speaking for Sven)..... I'm, going to assume you were alone with the reindeer alot."
  • Kristoff: "(Sarcasticly) I know, I hide it so well."
  • Elsa: Why were they with him?
  • Icky: "Well, Hansy is still harping about being treated poorly by his dipshit family, and Duke Weaselton's Voice-Brother is abit miffed about how his name-sake homeland have been distenceing themselves from him."
  • Elsa: "Well I get the why, but why do they think that, ice devil of a giant insect, is gonna get them what they want? And for that matter, why did he even bother with those two? What does he have to gain?"
  • ???: That's not the right question here. It's not what he has to gain. It's what he can't afford to lose. (A beautiful white Lightfly appeared with elegant jewelry, fluorescent butterfly wings, and icey blades)
  • Felsblock: AAAAAHAHAHA, THE PRETTY SEASANNA DEL VECHO!!!
  • Seasanna: Okay, seriously, Fel, that's getting annoying.
  • Elsa: Yeah, it should. Continue, um... Seasanna.
  • Seasanna: Fra'osster the Cold is dangerously obsessive with winter. Since he saw the most beautiful Ice Age world in his youth, that being this world, he's been obsessed with it. He was exiled for trying to put Obscuro into an Ice Age and was chosen to be the scourge of Arendelle for it's purity. His first victim was none other than the former Uniter Princess, Jayne Schnee. She was an orphan who lost her family to one of his first snowstorms, and after getting killed by a Wendigo, Jayne sought help and almost froze to death and succumbed to her injuries had it not been for her pure love allowing her to manifest healing powers, getting her rescued by the Rock Trolls and learning her powers to their fullest. She became immortal. So after 50 years, I took notice and made her Uniter. It took several years for her to purify her powers further. Now she was a seasonal mage. Her hair and eye color changed every season. She also controls her own summons, the Four Season Birds, Springfield, Summerfield, Fallbrook, and Wintergreen. Each could control and manifest the seasons. Sadly, she was scared to death of Mothrons. Fra'osster may be a joke with his tireless misuse of predictable puns and childish love for the cold like children on a snow day, but he knows how to terrify those who threaten him.
  • Gazelle: So that's why she's no longer Uniter?
  • Seasanna: That, and she had been traumatized when fighting against Strongus the Destroyer, a Mothron that was one of the most powerful of his kin and a once netourious Uniter Slayer. Schnee couldn't bare to be Uniter any longer and I stayed by her side to keep her company and help cure her phobia.... But now I lost her.
  • Sparx: SHE'S DEAD?!
  • Seasanna: No, I lost her in a litterall sense. I don't know where Jayne is. Fra'osster spared no expense to keep her away from us while we go after the Keyblade.
  • Felsblock: Well we'll get her back. No dumb old giant moth is going to keep us away from her. I just hope she's okay wherever she is.

Meanwhile...

  • ???: "I can give her no greater power than she has already," I said. "Don't you see how strong that is? How men and animals are obliged to serve her, and how well she has got through the world, barefooted as she is. She cannot receive any power from me greater than she now has, which consists in her own purity and innocence of heart. If she cannot herself obtain access to me, and remove the glass fragments from little Kai, we can do nothing to help her... (A beautiful woman with golden eyes and blonde hair with flowers blooming from it, a seasonally-patterned dress similar to these appeared and sung this while also cutting to another attire as far back as December 1937 fighting a giant Knight Nobody)
RWBY "White" Trailer Rooster Teeth

RWBY "White" Trailer Rooster Teeth

  • Girl: (After defeating the Nobody, it transformed into a young boy as a little girl approached him)... Kai. Are you okay?
  • Kai:... Thank you, Snow Queen. Thank you for reuniting us.
  • Girl:... You're welcome. (The three hugged)... You have a confession to make?
  • Little Girl:... Huh?
  • Girl:... Roses flower in the vale; there we hear the child saviors' tale. (Rose petals blew around the two children as they smiled with bashful blushes and began to kiss as it cut back to her singing with the two children 82 years older with seven children of different ages)...
  • Gerda: You were amazing up there, Jayne!
  • Schnee: Thank you. I'm glad you two grew up so big since you were the first ones I rescued from Fra'osster's wrath.... At least, back when I wasn't terrified of Mothrons.
  • Kai: You said it. I just CANNOT stand his ice puns.
  • Gerda: That accursed mirror is gone now. Now that you finally removed the shards from all the people in the world after we destroyed it, it's in peace.
  • Schnee:... Well the mission is still far from over.

Later...

  • Schnee: (Sits with them at home)... The mirror was an embodiment of evil created by Fra'osster to create pawns with frozen hearts. Though the shards are gone, much of it's effects remained. The last one I saved, King Westergaard of the Southern Isles, continues to be still somewhat cruel to even his own children. Now his youngest son had attempted to assassinate Queen Elsa and Princess Anna of Arendelle to take over because his neglectful upbringing. The shards tainted the families because they were inside them for too long. You, Kai, were lucky to have been the first to be saved. Now there will always be people out there that Fra'osster can sway.... But just recently, I lost Seasanna.
  • Gerda: The current leader of the snow bees?
  • Schnee: Snow butterflies, actually. We were separated by an unexpected storm and Heartless invasion. I came back to my hometown until I can recover and go back on duty. (One of the kids scoffed) NOT THAT KIND OF 'DUTY'!!!
  • Kai: (Laughs) 82 years since you saved us, and none of us have changed.
  • Gerda: Are you sure you can keep our children out of trouble? We're both close to death row now.
  • Schnee: I've handled children before. You can rest peacefully knowing they're in good hands.
  • An Ice-Themed Trinity Armor leaped from the ground and did a pose, surprising the group....
  • Schnee: "... Alchourse, it helps to make sure we survive as well. Darn that Fra'osster and his surprises! Kai, Gerda, get everyone to safety, I'll slow that hunk of hard ice down! (They left as Schnee fought it off, catapulting it out of the town and fought it off a cliff as it survived using it's armor parts to fight her off) Ugh, really wish Seasanna was here right now! (She kept fighting and used her magic to incapacitate it) HA! Take that you- (The Trinity Armor broke into free seperate pieces and surrounded Schnee)..... Okay, plan B, time to lead this thing away from my place! (Makes a tactical retreat as the Armor Pieces persue her!)"
  • Kai: JAYNE?!
  • Schnee: CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, GETTING THIS THING AWAY FROM HOME!!! (Rolls down the hills and terrain using her seasonal powers to get across the obstacles as the Trinity Armor reassembled in front of her while this music played)
Death Battle Winter Sonata (Score from the Rooster Teeth Series)

Death Battle Winter Sonata (Score from the Rooster Teeth Series)

  • Schnee: (As the Trinity Armor reassembled)... Ugh. (Magically froze it solid and sunk it into a river)... That takes care of that. (A Frost Serpent erupted from the water as the music continues)... OH GIMME A BREAK!!! I'm starting to get over this crap!! (Fought the Frost Serpent as they took the fight underwater as Schnee used the water around her to cast ice from all over her while also keeping her breath, using the ice to entrap the Frost Serpent until more Frost Serpents appeared, angering a groaning Schnee as she breached out of the water gasping for air as the Frost Serpents gave chase)... I guess a little snowboarding wouldn't hurt. (Grabs a plank of tree bark and used it as a snowboard as she fought back against the Frost Serpents, and then ultimately finishes them off and confronts a giant Yeti Heartless which roared pounding it's chest like a gorilla)... I HATE Heartless! (She fought it as it proved to be very resilient) I am SO not gonna ever seperate from Seasanna again after this!... If I can try sticking with her, that is. (She started snowboarding more as she was chased by the Yeti Heartless and more Frost Serpents)... Ugh, this world just never gives me a break! (Directs them into obstacles destroying them as the Yeti Heartless just plowed through all of them) WHY WON'T YOU JUST GO DOWN?! (The Yeti Heartless lunged at him ready for a huge ground slam as she just stopped, causing it to fall off in the distance and crash, causing an avalanche)... AW, COME ON!!! (She snowboards away from the avalanche with more Frost Serpents chasing her with Heartless trying to kill her every single turn) S***, S***, S***, S***, JUHJUHJUH, S***!!!! (She got rid of all of them) HAHAAAAAA!!! (She was shocked to find a giant crevasse) Aw s***! (She jumped over it then came across an avalanche coming towards her due to more Heartless) Goddammit!! (She leapt over the avalanches with her magic landing far away)... Whew. Glad that's o- (Satyr and Rock Troll Heartless attacked her) OH YOU FFFF- SERIOUSLY, DID I RUN OVER A LEPRECHAUN?! WHAT IS WITH DANGER TRYING TO SNOWPLOW ME?! (She kept snowboarding) SERIOUSLY, FRA'OSSTY, GIVE ME MORE S***!!! (Giant mammoth Heartless came out of the snow charging towards her) I, WAS, KIDDING!!! (She jumped over them and after much more obstacles she made it to safety)... I swear to Arendelle, I'm going the deck the next thing I see!
  • Oaken: Hello madam- (Schnee punched him in the face) AAAAOOOWWW, EH!!!
  • Schnee: OH GOSH, I'M SO SORRY!!!
  • Oaken: WHAT IN ARENDELLE!!!
  • Schnee: Um, do you need some ice?!
  • Oaken: OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, EH?!
  • Schnee: I KNOW, I WAS SAYING I'D USE THE ICE THAT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! Ugghhh!!! I... I'm so sorry, sit, I just, REALLY need a breather. You will not believe what I've been through in the past hour!!
  • Oaken: "Oh, I seen lots of interesting things. I even once saw a fairy knight on a Unicorn."
  • Schnee: "(Stunned silent)....... I, still like to believe I went through crazier, if that's okay with you, Mr...."
  • Oaken: "Call me Oaken."
  • Schnee: Well, um... What now?
  • Oaken: Well you said you needed a breather, eh? There's a sauna here.
  • Schnee: Oh, wow, can't remember the last time I was in a sauna. You need that ice now?
  • Oaken: Nope. (Splats his face in the snow)
  • Schnee:... (Chuckles as she was then seen in the sauna)... Ahhhh... I feel fresher already... And I really just said that! All I have to do now is not trigger karma like a jackass. (Sighs relaxed as her hair bloomed with flowers)

Meanwhile...

  • SpongeBob: (They wander a snowy environment)... Why's there even snow in the middle of spring?
  • Olaf: It's snowed in spring plenty of times. Mother Nature really likes to mess with us. But if you were asking a serious question, well, I think that's because the creatures were messing with Elsa's powers. She lost control of it now.
  • Elsa: At this point, it's not surprising this happened again. That's why in the cases it did, I went to train in the beach. (Her first scenes in the Frozen 2 were seen as she sunk underwater frustrated) So now my powers have an...... Adjacent chance of hurting people. Now it automatically bypasses people that I love like Anna and others.
  • Kristoff: You sure about that?
  • Cynder: Yeah, because you just met us. If your powers won't hurt your gang, they'll not spare us.
  • Elsa: Well then you'll just have to keep your distance.
  • ???: Pretty sure your kind of magic is more unpredictable than that. (They saw a crow)...
  • Shrek:... Did that crow just talk, in a world where they can't?!
  • Crow: Magic. Unpredictable. Name's Krähe Schroeder.
  • Kowalski:... Why's there so many German names in a medieval Scandinavia?
  • Krähe: I have a better question. Why are the Shell Lodge Squad of outer world lore here when they've surely got better things to do?
  • Deadpool: I have a better BETTER question. Is it not obvious? Look at the moon!
  • Krähe: Oh, it's nothing we haven't seen before. Seasanna and Schnee are used to quelling Heartless infestations.
  • Deadpool: "Oh really, birdbrain? Well surely you're smart enough to realise that this time it's more serious now, cause this time this Heartless Problem is connected to a catalysmic event that's gonna combined our universes into Kingdom Hearts."
  • Krahe: ".... Okay, that explains your reasons of being here. But do you understand why the heartless are so interested to make Elsa lose control of her powers?"
  • Icky: "Because the psyco REALLY loves the snow and wants to make the planet cold as balls, while it's still the dog days of spring?!"
  • Krahe: "A simplest explanation indeed, but why Elsa spefificly? Could it be that her magic and Fra-osster are connected in some way?"
  • Pang Bing: "..... They, both pocess ice powers?"
  • Krahe: "The answer is more complicated then that. For you must ask: Why is Elsa borned with something drasticly uncommon in a world of normal beings? (Flies off somewhere else)."
  • King Yell O: "HEY WAIT, COME BACK HERE, YOU COLORLESS BANE TO VEGITABLES EVERYWHERE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "I'm getting the feeling that pest knows something we don't!? Follow that crow! (They follow the crow comically but they ended up losing him)... BLAST?! Seasanna, who was that cryptic avian anyway?
  • Seasanna: Just a crow friend that helped Schnee redeem herself and save two children who loved each other from Fra'osster.
  • Sandy:... Kai and Gerda?
  • Seasanna: Yes. The fairy tale story is much different here. It was Schnee's first fight against Fra'osster. She saw the two children as having a warmness so strong it could pose a threat to Fra'osster. So he-
  • Riku: Hit his heart and made him a big jerk?
  • Sora: Yeah, our foster homes told us the story of the Snow Queen. Can you please point out the differences?
  • Seasanna:... (Chuckles) Very well. Kai was going to lose his heart to Kingdom Hearts if Gerda didn't save him, Fra'osster was vilifying Schnee, and so she and Krähe helped guide Gerda to save Kai. See, before then, I destroyed a mirror that was an embodiment of evil. One of it's shards was in Kai. Schnee, Gerda, and her newfound friends from her stay in Arendelle made it and saved Kai from his Nobody Knight form. We destroyed his second curse mirror.... But the shards corrupted hundreds of people. So I eventually gave her the title of Uniter and she cured almost all of them. In fact, the recent one she cured was Prince Hans' father King Westergaard. But because the shards were in their hearts too long, the effects stuck. So we both wander the world to quell this curse and fight off Fra's cold grip on this very pure world.
  • Mushu:... So Prince Hans being evil was essentially your faults?
  • Seasanna: More like, we didn't plan for Fra'osster to adapt around losing the mirror as it was and using the shards to spread it's evil in other ways. Whenever the mirror was destroyed, the one who did it didn't know what would happen.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, that sounded like Fra'osster is more of a clever basturd then his crummy sense of humor would've suggested."
  • Deadpool: "Those puns still suck though."
  • Seasanna: Amen.
  • Icky: "Ahem! So, to recap: The only reason Hans desided to be the penultimate deviation from Princes always being the good guys in the Disney Universe and a great analong against the "Love at first sight" trope, was because he was CURSED into it?"
  • Seasanna: "Well, the shard did brought out Hans' family and father's worse quilities. So in turn, it brought out his worse quilities."
  • Kristoff was depressed.....
  • Kristoff: "..... (Depressed) Well good to know that Anna would've been perfect for Hans otherwise if it wasn't appearently for a cursed mirror."
  • Elsa: "..... Anna was, kinda in love with Hans awhile back when I first lost control of the powers."
  • Icky: "They even sang a song togather."
  • Elsa: I refused to bless their marriage because I, as well as many others, were smart enough to know you don't marry someone you just met. (Anna sighed)
  • Seasanna: ".... I, apologises if this was a destressing revelation. As I said, the effects of destroying the mirror were, not forethoughted."
  • Kristoff: "OH, OH, YA DIDN'T FIGURED THAT DESTROYING AN EVIL MIRROR WOULDN'T STOP THAT ICE DEMON FROM SCREWING PEOPLE WITH IT?! WHY DID YOU THOUGHT SHATTERING THE MIRROR WAS A GOOD IDEA?! (As Sven) YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOOD FORETHOUGHT, MADAME!!"
  • Seasanna: "The mirror in it's true potaintional could've had a far greater reach then the shards were capable off."
  • Kristoff: "WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST AS MUCH, PURIFY IT OR, JUST TURN IT INTO A NORMAL MIRROR?! EITHER WAY, IT WOULD'VE BECOME USELESS TO THAT FROST-BITTEN PSYCO?!"
  • Seasanna: It was made as an embodiment of evil. Ergo, it can't really be purified or turned into a normal mirror. It's like Darkspawn. You can't turn something created for evil good.
  • Marshmallow: Still not good forethought.
  • Seasanna: Point is, Krähe stated that Fra'osster gave Elsa her ice powers in the first place so her lack of control could spread his winter obsessions.
  • Elsa: ".... I know this is something I should be shocked about, but.... Well, fair's fair, I wouldn't call being borned with magic a normal birth defect, espeically since I never met anyone else like me."
  • Anna: "Well, it still shocks me that you got your cool powers from what is basicly an ice demon, or at least something that behaives like one. I mean, no wonder people freaked out when they saw it."
  • Elsa: "But I am none-the-less confuse. Why put everyone through all that just to feed his obcession for ice?"
  • Icky: Double for me on that. I mean, seriously, why's that sicko obsessed with winter? What beauty is there in killer temperatures?...

Later...

  • Seasanna: (They approached the ice willows from the first movie along with elaborate ice crystals, snow owls, and other beautiful sights)... Does this answer your question?
  • Icky: "..... Okay, fair point, but the guy's problem here is that he's not looking at this practicly! He's ignoring the big picture that winter is suppose to be for a brief moment like the other seasons for the sake of seasonal balence. Otherwise, creatures that normally hybernate or migrate in this sort've setting would have MAJOR problems here."
  • Seasanna: "Well, that's the thing. He's not just doing it for his personal enjoyment. It's also because that he embraced ice so much that he can only be able to bare cold evioments. Even the heat of a candle will cause his physilogy to react negitive and hurt him as if he was actselly snow."
  • Iago: "Well duh! Obviously an ice-themed baddy would be weak to heat! Obvious weakness much?"
  • Seasanna: "Hence why he wants to make Arendelle go back to the ice age, a time typically impossable for heat stronger then a fireplace to thrive."
  • Gazelle: "But doing that could endanger ecosystems and people."
  • Seasanna: "He grew amoral and uncaring to the concerns of other things and persons. What matters is his personal benefit and enjoyment."
  • Skipper: "Then we're gonna take Frosty down. HARD!"
  • Sora: Hard enough he'll shatter into ice. Am I right?
  • Donald:... Just leave the bad ice puns to the bad guy, shall we?
  • Sora: "Sorry."
  • Duke: "Okay, so, obvious first step in the agenda is to find Schnee, right?"
  • Seasanna:... I think I might know where she is.

Schnee's Hometown

  • SpongeBob: (They arrived to find an invasion of Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed)... Is there anywhere on this world Heartless WON'T attack?
  • Seasanna: They're basically like a virus. They spread and destroy. We have to stop them.
  • Gazelle: Well I suppose I can use one of the many summons I got from the last three worlds. (Summons Celestirona as it flew across the town and healed those hurt and injured, used Imaginex to induce joy, and Laugher to induce laughter, allowing the people to fight back driving the invasion away)...
  • Seasanna:... Well played.
  • Town leader: "Oh thank goodness someone came to our rescue. Ever since that Trinity Armor went after Schnee and had her get chased away by the other creatures of Kingdom Hearts, these creatures have been running unchecked!"
  • Seasanna:... I see. They lured away Schnee under the assumption of keeping danger away from the town only to leave it unprotected.
  • Po: Clever fiends.
  • Town Leader: Well your creatures seemed to work good magic on my people. I haven't seen such magnificent creatures since Schnee's final days as Uniter Princess.
  • Seasanna: I intend to give the current Uniter here Schnee's seasonal birds to put a final stop to Fra'osster.
  • Town Leader: Then you'll need help. Find Kai and Gerda. If I know them, they should be planning to find Schnee with Bae, Krähe, and Gauner.
  • Seasanna: And what of their children?
  • Town Leader: I'm sure the old kids can handle the others. I'm NOT babysitting those little scamps anymore.
  • Anna: Where are Kai and Gerda now?
  • Town Leader: They're just about to leave. You can still catch them. Just be careful around the happy couple. They're not the same kids they were 82 years ago.
  • Riku: They're over 82?!... That means they're...
  • Town Leader: Yes. On borrowed time. They still have good will to live and can still handle themselves with help from their friend and former thief Gauner. Though as far as I can tell, this may be their final adventure. I think they could really spend it with friends.
  • Seasanna: Then we must go. (They left and caught up to Kai and Gerda on their sleigh driven by an elder but still strong reindeer, another old and slender woman, and Krähe) PLEASE HALT THE SLEIGH!
  • Kai: "Seasanna? Well took ya long enough to finally show up."
  • Seasanna: Yeah, but I brought new friends. Say hello to the current Uniter Princess, Gazelle.
  • Gauner:... Gazelle? Well what are the others' names? (About SpongeBob) Sponge? (About Bill) Lizard? (About Batty) Bat? (About B.O.B) Jelly?
  • B.O.B: Hey!
  • Duke: It's a stage name.
  • Gazelle: Yes. I hail from a world where animals take the place of humans, cause Humans just don't exist.
  • Gauner: Listen, misfits, this is our adventure. I know the new Uniter is important and all, but Schnee is our friend. So make like a bee and buzz off.
  • Gilda: Yeesh, you're 52 flavors of sassy.
  • Sora: I believe that's the thief girl Gerda met when her carriage to the Snow Queen was raided by bandits in the fairy tale.
  • Gauner: Well you got most of that right. I hated my family clan and didn't like stealing. A life of poverty being forced to scrape for food and avoiding authorities? I didn't want a life that was going to inevitably get me in the slammer. So I helped Gerda stop my family from pulling a crippling heist on Arendelle and joined her on her quest to save Kai.
  • Sora: And I just realized that Krähe is the crow from the fairy tale that helped bring Gerda to that kingdom where she met that Kai lookalike. But... Where's his wife?
  • Krähe: Fra'osster killed her, sadly. Now then, Gauner, they are correct. They possess knowledge on how to defeat the Heartless invasion.
  • Gauner: PBBBBBBBBBT, we've done this a thousand times.
  • Seasanna: But this time it's different. Right now all worlds are succumbing to Kingdom Hearts and these heroes need 13 Keyblades to keep the trigger of a Kingdom Hearts apocalypse from happening.
  • Gauner:... Wow, you misfits get around. Well if it's that serious this time, then fine. But try not to cramp our sytile, okay?
  • Icky: No promises.
  • Gauner: "..... Ugh..... Can I least get your word that you'll at least try?"
  • Lord Shen: "We can't promise anything absolute, but you'll have our word we'll "Try" not to "Cramp Your Sytile".... Embesis on the try cause some members are too stupid to keep promsies."
  • Gauner: ".... (Sigh), Better then nothing I suppose."
  • Gerda: Yeah, she's got a heart, but you can't see it from the outside very easily. Since we're due to... Expire... This may be our final mission.
  • Gazelle: Then as current Uniter Princess, I'll make a promise to Schnee that you spend it with good help. And yes, I'm able to keep it. I wouldn't be Uniter if I was one of the loco ones.
  • Deadpool: "Well come on, let's get this show on the road already!"
  • Kai: Let's hope Schnee is okay. She must have been through a lot.

Oaken's Caravan

  • Schnee: (She burst down the door extremely wrinkled) WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE DOOR WAS BEING FIXED FOR JAMS?! IT WAS HARD TO BREATH IN THAT STEAM, AND MY SKIN WAS F*****G MELTING!!!!
  • Oaken: I'm sorry, I should've told you. I just didn't want to disturb you. You did punch me, eh.
  • Schnee:... That's fair. But thanks for the hospitality. (Gives him bits) Here's money to fix the door.... (Gives him more money) And some for the equipment for travel. (She came out with a fur coat, torch, and a backpack)
  • Oaken: Happy trails, eh!
  • Schnee: "(Sighs), At least he was being a good sport about it."

Heroes Location

  • Icky: (They saw the chaos that Schnee got out of)... Wow. Nature has gone Balto on poor Schnee.
  • Kai: Gone what?
  • Icky: An inaccurate movie 'based on a true story' about a mush dog getting medicine to dying children.
  • Kai:... What's a movie?
  • Icky:..... Ya know what, never mind.
  • Sora: It's going to be hard for us to find Schnee's tracks in all this. (Mammoth, Yeti, Sabertooth, Satyr, Winterhorn, and Frost Serpent Heartless surrounded them)
  • King Mickey: And it just got harder.
  • Pang Bing: "These creatures are all over the place!"
  • Donald: It's the Heartless, what did you expect?
  • Fu-Xi: "Welp, time to once again do some pest control on these outer-realm annoyences!" (They fought for a while until they saw steam coming from the distance)
  • Sandy: Guys? I see steam over there!
  • Kai: That must be where Schnee is!
  • Kristoff: "Nah, that's just Oaken's sauna. I, still have a bit of a bad tiding with him."
  • Anna: Well he should know where Schnee is. Now let's get out of here before more of those freaks show up. (They head out)
  • Krähe: Some of us can find her from the sky.
  • Dodo: And alert other Heartless? Don't be ridiculous. Clearly only Krähe has to do it. After all, and no personal nor intentional offence, Krahe, but the Heartless won't care much for a common crow.
  • Krahe: "None taken, and I do see your point. (He flew away)"
  • Kowalski:... Well now we just search on the ground, I guess? Head for Oaken's place.
  • Kristoff: "Duh, just, don't upset him!"
  • Deadpool: "Hey, he looked like a nice guy from the movie otherwise, he only threw ya out for being a cup of d*** pudding."
  • Kristoff: I'd like to see you try to act nicely if you've been getting lost in a blizzard.
  • Deadpool: You guys tend to go through blizzards all the freaking time. Snow always follows you no matter what season it is.
  • Kristoff: "Hey, just because we're used to them, doesn't mean we don't have anything to complain about! Espeically since the blizzard I went through, wasn't a normal occurence! Honestly, can you please give me a break, I'm in abit of sour mood right now having discovered that me and Anna falling in love was pretty much a cosmic joke caused by a giant moth messing with her sister and giving her magic expecting her to get in trouble with it?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I wouldn't call it a "Cosmic Joke" as more like, a surprise twist of fate."
  • Pang Bing: "Look, if it helps, even if Hans didn't turned out evil, Elsa would've still prevented that premature romance from blossoming."
  • Kristoff: "Well yeah, but even then.... Anna's a princess, and, I'm just...... A guy who harvests ice. A peasent if you will. I mean, aren't there usually laws against that?"
  • Elsa: That law was abolished ages ago.
  • Deadpool: But isn't this, like, a 16th-Century world? Wouldn't such a law still be around?
  • Elsa: Look, best just not to think about it. Humanity is best left open to possibility and not by limitation. Otherwise there's no real means for it to prosper.
  • Olaf: So, how do you think Oaken's going to feel when he sees you?
  • Kristoff: Oh, I'm sure he's forgiven me by now.

Later...

  • Kristoff: (Was tossed out and into the snow) PMMMPH!!
  • Oaken: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE, EH!!
  • Kristoff: (Sven looks at him)... (As Sven) I'd hate to say we told you so! (As himself) Then please don't. Also, yikes, for a nice guy, he can hold a grudge. You know what? You guys talk to him. I'll just be waiting... Out here in the cold... By myself.
  • Gauner: You're such a dramatic weirdo. Just get yourself in the woolly blanket. It's able to warm you up in strong blizzards.
  • SpongeBob: Well, let's get going. As long as nobody screws it up like Kristopher here...
  • Kristoff: Kristoff.
  • SpongeBob: We should find Schnee in no time.
  • The group but Kristoff and Sven go in.
  • Oaken: "(Sees the Misfits) Wow. And I thought the lady that grew flowers on her hair when she was in the sauna was gonna be a sight to behold."
  • Pang Bing: "I think there is no doubt that he has witnessed Schnee."
  • Fu-Xi: "As if it's common for women to grow plants on their heads when having spa treatments."
  • Icky: "Well, actselly, in this one trip to the AUU, me and Iago totally saw that happen in this one spa place for Plant People."
  • Fu-Xi: "I meant in terms for this world, dinkus."
  • Oaken: "You came in on good time. I'm having a sale on rat on a stick from Rateatera today! (Cooked rats were seen on sticks) Might be very good for rodent eaters. I also got fresh shipments of quility farm meat of Meatopia. (A display of meat was seen) For all carnavores."
  • The Hyenas, The Dactyls, the Raptors, Savio, and B.O.B. all stared in awe at the foot.....
  • Banzai: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA, LOOK AT THAT SPREAD?!"
  • Thunderclap: "PHRASE THE STORM?!"
  • Earl: "NOW THAT'S A FEAST FIT FOR A REX?!"
  • Savio: "So, mouth watering....."
  • B.O.B.: "FOOD?!"
  • The meat-eaters were about to charge until Duke stop them!
  • Duke: "UPUPUPUPUPUPUP! Remember that this is a store, geniuses!! These things, cost money! (Points to the price tags!)."
  • Savio: "Spoilsport."
  • Pang Bing: "Back to business...... You mentioned that you saw a woman with flowers in her hair, correct?"
  • Oaken: Yes indeed. She punched me in the face and had some time in the sauna.
  • Missing Link: Why would she punch you?
  • Seasanna: Schnee had a bad habit of getting cocky when frustrated. She obviously got cracked after surviving that chaos back there.
  • Gazelle: Well she didn't get too far. Look. (Shows the footprints)
  • Dodger: (Smells the tracks)... Fresh.
  • Rita: Let's follow the tracks before they're blown away by the wind- (That happened)...
  • Dodger: We have good noses, remember? (They sniff out the tracks)
  • Oaken: "(As the Lougers and others leave) Come again!"

Schnee's location.

  • Schnee was walking about as she was monitored by the Duke of Weaselton's men.
  • Hans and the said Duke were seen hiding.
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) Remember men, the job is simple. We capture that girl for that, creature, then we locate his giant, keysword, thing."
  • Prince Hans: "(Quietly) On the count of three, boys. 1...... 2........ 2 in a half.... (Duke and his men were confused by that) 2 in three quators....... 2 and a quarter inch-"
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?!"
  • Prince Hans: "(Quietly) Well, see, in my youth, I was, not that terrorably great at math because Mother didn't wanted to pay for a tuter, so-"
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) Be duh, duh, Duh, HOW ARE YOU A PRINCE IF YOU CAN'T DO BASIC MATH?!"
  • Prince Hans: "(Quietly) Well it's not like I got to be the heir!"
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) But at the least a royal member should have a basic comprehension of math?!"
  • Prince Hans: "(Quietly) Can you please not make a big deal out of this?!"
  • Weselton: (Quietly) Can YOU have a brain?
  • Prince Hans: "(Quietly) Hey you old fart, I was able to convince Princess Anna I had a thing with her!"
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) Though abit of a pity that intelligence doesn't extend BEYOND knowing how to malmitulate people, now is it?"
  • The two started arguing as one of the Duke's men noticed something concerning.
  • Duke's henchmen 1: "(Quietly) Uh, your dukeness, the Schnee girl-"
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) I'll worry about her in a minute, you simpleton!"
  • Duke hencemen 2: "(Notices as well) (Quietly) Uh, sir, I think, we lost the element of surprise."
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) Oh nonsense, Fra'osster ensured us that the Schnee girl is about as smart as a young little girl, we have the element of surprise!"
  • ???: Oh really now? (Schnee appeared behind them) Then how come you haven't learned to keep your mouth shut? (They were shocked)
  • Duke of Weselton: "Meep."
  • Hans: Aw nuts.
  • Schnee: And for your information, I'm 101. A crone if you will. I'm just able to live longer because of my magic. I know more than the oldest lady in your neighborhood. It's pitiful for you to insult my intelligence.
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Nerviously laughs), In uh, (Chuckles nerviously), my defence, I, I didn't think you were listening, and uh- (The Seasonal Birds appeared)...... My, what, pretty birds you hav- (The Summer Bird lit Duke of Weselton's Touppe on fire) EEEEEEK?! MY TOUPPE?! PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT?!"
  • Hans and the Duke's men tried to put it out!
  • Schnee: (Whistles having the Winter Bird pummel them to the ground)... It's over for you two.
  • Hans: But how?! I thought you needed the Uniter Blade to summon your pets!
  • Schnee: If that's what you thought, YOU'RE the one who is about as smart as a child.
  • ???: Oh sure, you handled these clowns just fine, but what about me? (Fra'osster appeared, froze her birds, as she just fainted from her fear of Mothrons)... Seems like you still have a lot to learn so you won't get the cold shoulder again.
  • Weselton: You know some of those birds will get out by themselves, right?
  • Fra'osster: Indeed. But they'll be too late once they get her back. (He vanished with them and Schnee as the Spring and Summer Birds melted their way out of the ice, freed the Fall and Winter Birds and flew off for help)

Heroes' Location

  • Pervis: "Brrr! Even with these fancy warm clothes, I still feel the dang cold!"
  • Savio: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Don't remind me!"
  • Pang Bing: "Fra'osster's power must be strengthening and could be enfluencing this evioment to get colder to snuff out any shorce of heat."
  • Tito: "Then the sooner we find Schnee-nee and those birds, the quicker will crank up the heat on that frosty bitch!" (Loud screeches were heard as the four seasonal birds appeared)
  • Deadpool: Wow! That snow owl looks like the ones in Ark: Survival Evolved. (Wintergreen the giant snow owl looks ominously at him with it's giant owl eyes) GYAAAH!!!
  • Seasanna: Huh? I see she learned how to summon the seasonal birds without the Uniter Blade. Good for her.
  • Gazelle:... So these are Springfield, Summerfield, Fallbrook, and Wintergreen? (They approach her and let her pet them)
  • Seasanna: Yes. Each control aspects of the four seasons. But one gets the strongest on their specific season. Right now, it's Springfield that's the strongest. (Springfield the giant rainbird stood tall in loyalty) But since summer is around the corner, Summerfield is getting ready. (Summerfield the giant seagull stood tall)
  • SpongeBob: I really like Fallbrook. (Fallbrook the giant cardinal pecked at him to back off)
  • Seasanna: Careful. They must get to know the current Uniter Princess before getting to know her allies. (The birds communicate with them)... They said Schnee's been captured by Fra'osster.
  • Mad Hatter: You'd think she'd avoid an abduction... Then again she IS scared of Mothrons. THAT FIEND!!!
  • Gazelle:... So, I guess we have to save her. Seasonal Birds? You wish to serve the current Uniter like you did to one of Arendelle past? (They nod yes) Then you shall join me in saving her, and locking off this Heartless invasion. (They stood up in loyalty and flew inside the Uniter Blade)... Sad that I had to gain them when Schnee just learned how to summon them without the Uniter Blade.
  • Seasanna: "What can I say? She really cares for these birds, they are like her immortal friends when she always outlives mortal ones. Though, expect her to give a forlonged goodbye to them now that a current Uniter is here."
  • Gazelle: "I understand."
  • Icky: "Oh boy, is this gonna turn into a personal dillemma about this when her immortal friends are now summoned by the new Uniter and that she'll end up being alone with her mortal friends on their way out?"
  • Seasanna: "Oh, don't worry. The seasonals have a plan in mind to amend this issue. But we'll attend to it later. Right now, we have to get to Fra'osster."

Fra'osster's location, a huge black ice castle like Elsa's.

  • Hans, The Duke of Weselton and his goons are freezing as Schnee is trapped in a snowman's body as Fra'osster chillaxed on his throwne.
  • Fra'osster: "Ahhhhhh, home sweet home."
  • Prince Hans: "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-if I may ask, you finally got the Ex-Unioner or whatever, we can just make her reveil where your keysword is!"
  • Fra'osster: "Try to give me some cold credit, dudes. I'm actselly waiting for those misfits to show up to try and rescue her, so I can be able to tie up some loose ends after words. That way, it'll be safer to get the blade then after."
  • Duke of Weselton: "IS THAT W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WHY WE ARE MADE TO WAIT IN THIS OVER-SIZED IGLOO THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE?!"
  • Fra'osster: "WELL EXCUSE ME, IF MY LOVE FOR ICE, HAD A PRICE?! I am at a state where I can't even afford to be around a lit-match without melting like some child's snowman! My love for ice, made me like ice?!"
  • Hans: "(Quietly) Hmmm, interesting....."
  • Fra'osster: "..... (Chuckles).... Don't think I'm not aware of the fact you're totally planning on using that against me for your own agenda, Hansy!"
  • Hans: "(Faking it) Whaaaaaaat? Noooooooo, noooo, I'm with it with you till the end."
  • Schnee: "OH ENOUGH OF THIS CHARADE?! Hans, there's something I need to inform you off!"
  • Hans: "Oh, after how you just humiliated me and the Duke of Weasel Town-"
  • Duke of Weselton: "WESELTON?!"
  • Hans: "What makes you think I'm interested to enterain a word you say-"
  • Schnee: "FRA'OSSTER IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LIFE IS TERRORABLE?!"
  • Hans was confused by that.....
  • Prince Hans: "..... I'm sorry, what?"
  • Fra'osster thinks: "Awww man, I wanted to be the one to expose that bomb shell..... Might still be entertaining though."
  • Prince Hans: "What, what, what so you mean he had something to do with my family troubles, let alone father? I always knew him to be a cruel man!"
  • Schnee: Let me tell you the story about how I first defeated Fra'osster.

Flashback

  • (Schnee): It was January 1937. I was searching for a way to advance my magic powers. Then that's where I met two children. Kai and Gerda. They lived with Gerda's grandmother and had the warmth of true love in their hearts. They were in love with each other. This made them pure enough to withstand any cold. Gerda's grandmother told the vilified story about me, calling me the Snow Queen, and how I was the queen bee of several snow bees that looked like snowy breezes, seeking power and territory when winter came before spring arrived. Although Kai wasn't very nice about me, I knew he'd learn the truth someday... Then Fra'osster came and struck him in the heart with the shard of an evil mirror previously destroyed by Seasanna. This turned Kai into a jerk that no longer loved Gerda, treating her horribly. But worse, Fra'osster framed ME for the crime. My entire hometown wouldn't let me do anything about the shard. So I had no choice but to kidnap him. He refused to believe my warning of the shard in his heart. I had to find a way to cure him before his heart was taken from him. Krähe informed me that Gerda was looking for him and I knew she had to come so the two could see me for who I really was. So, I guided her to Arendelle with help from Krähe. I even saw how determined she was when she helped Gauner take down her thief family. When I told her my true intentions, she found it in her heart to believe me. I told her that I had a spell to cure Kai, but by the time we were ready, Kai was gone. So we went to his palace and found him as a Nobody Knight. Gerda risked her own life hugging Kai's Nobody and even cries on him out of pure love. This allowed me the chance to use the spell on him. The two became a couple that day, but Fra'osster wasn't done. He tried to kill us until the warmth of true love between Kai and Gerda shielded us from him. He was unable to approach us with the heat. This allowed us to destroy his second evil mirror so he couldn't hurt anyone like what he did to Kai again. But what we failed to realize is that destroying the mirror was where the shard that corrupted Kai came from. All the shards spread all over the world. They all struck the hearts of so many people. It was simply a backup plan devised by Fra'osster. So I had to develop my powers and eventually obtain the Uniter Blade to eliminate the shards.

Present

  • Schnee: The last one I saved from the shards was your father King Westergaard. Unfortunately, the shards were inside for so long that the effects stuck.
  • Fra'osster: Oh no, I'm responsible for turning your poppy's heart stone cold. Oh, but wait... Who were the ones that shattered it not knowing what would happen?
  • Prince Hans: "..... Ya know, I may not excell math, but I'm not an idiot! (Pulls out a sword, but points at Fra'osster) She only destroyed that stupid mirror to stop you! The fact you cheated with the shards is just, a bad afterthought!"
  • Fra'osster: ".... Ugh, ya know, Profligo and Decepta were always better at malmitulating people."
  • Prince Hans: "Well thanks to your inaquintcy, I think it's about time we terminate this partnership! I just need some fire and I can get right to-"
  • Fra'osster: "Dude, this place is like, TOO cold for fire."
  • Prince Hans: "Tch, I'll just go someplace warmer and-"
  • Fra'osster: "When I'm done, warmth will become a myth!"
  • Duke of Weselton: "(Quietly) Oh what did I just found myself get caught into?"
  • Prince Hans: "Oh come on, I can just take a piece of glass to the sun and start some heat from that, it is the dog days of spring after all!"
  • Fra'osster: "Well, I say, ice-nuts to that plan?! (Heartless appeared) Much as I mutually agree that your purpose for me has melted away, I do like to think I have ONE more use for you, princey! (Lifts his hand and suddenly darkness came out of it as he levitated the paniced Hans up by the heart) My shard may be gone, but not really it's enfluence. I just need to tab that s***."
  • Prince Hans: "Wait, wait, what're you do- (Darkness swallowed Hans up as he screamed, to the flinched horror of the Duke of Weselton and his gones, and the equil horror of Schnee)"

Outside the Black Ice Castle.

  • Fra'osster's laughter was heard.
  • Elsa:... Something tells me things just got worse.
  • Sora: Then let's do this! (He runs up the glacier wall with the heroes following him as they took out the Heartless defenses quickly)... Well, nobody better say it's easy breezy from here on out. We have to get ready for whatever's next.
  • King of Hearts: Well about time. I'm starting to feel my body going numb from the cold.
  • ???: Oh, you'll be more chilled than that. (Something turned many of the heroes into ice statues)
  • Olaf: WHAT THE?!
  • Gazelle: WHO'S THERE?! (Schnee was teleported there)
  • Sora: SCHNEE!
  • Seasanna: Wait, hold on! It could be a trap. We need to approach gently-
  • Deadpool: I'M COMING, SNOW QUEEN BABE!! (More of the heroes were turned into ice sculptures leaving the Penguins, Elsa's group, Kai and Gerda's group, SpongeBob's group, Gazelle after dodging the attacks, the Hyenas, Spyro, and Shen)
  • Kowalski:... Why did we even BRING HIM?!
  • ???: (Growls) Well looks like I'll have to finish you off myself!
  • Gerda: SERIOUSLY, WHO'S THERE?! COME ON OUT AND FIGHT!!
  • Gauner: OR ARE YOU AFRAID TO HURT THE ELDERLY, YOU- (A large clawed monster arm slashed her, Kai, and Gerda gravely wounding them as the heroes had this reaction)
SMG4 World War Mario

SMG4 World War Mario

12:32-13:04

  • Schnee: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • ???: Does THAT answer your question?
  • Kai: (As the three were falling weak)... Take care of our children, Jayne...... (All three of them died)
  • Lord Shen: "What the DEVIL'S GOING ON?!
  • ???: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (Hans came out of the fog to show himself as a giant Heartless wolf)
  • Banzai: "..... Am I crazy, or did Hansy turned into a giant-ass wolf?"
  • Shenzi: If you were crazy, Kai, Gerda, and Gauner would still be alive.
  • Sora: Let's avenge them! (The heroes fought him like this)
Kingdom Hearts 3 Level 1 Proud - Boss Sköll

Kingdom Hearts 3 Level 1 Proud - Boss Sköll

  • While the misfits were busy with the Heartlessifived Hans, Gazelle managed to get herself a safer distence.
  • Gazelle summoned out all of the 4 seasonal birds.
  • Gazelle: ".... Okay..... Now it's time to put this to work! (Has the seasonal birds fly up and started to turn the near-by arena into an ever-changing seasonal shift, things suddenly getting hotter then colder again, which disorianted Hans' Heartless!
  • Han's Heartless: "WHAT'S GOING ON?! I CAN'T FOCUS?!"
  • The frozen heroes were freed from this process!
  • Savio: "I F*****G HATE THE COLD?!"
  • The Seasonal Birds flew up as the shifting seasonal arena continued, as the birds formed togather and turned into a multi-colored seasonal sun that beamed down hard onto Hans' Heartless as it howled in pain!
  • Hans' Heartless was reverted back into the Prince, of which he fell flat on his face and was knocked out!
  • Seasanna: "Finally, the reminant darkness of the mirror has been cleansed..... (Looks at Schnee wimpering at her fallen friends.....).... If only it were without causalties...... (Gets determined and noticed the now destablised Black Ice Kingdom of Fra'osster and ventures forth as the group stayed with Schnee....)"

Inside the now ruined kingdom.

  • Fra'osster: "MY ICE?! MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL ICE?!"
  • Duke of Weselton: "Well at least it's relitively more bareable in this ice box now?! (Seasanna kicked the door down)...... Uh.... That's, clearly for you. (The Duke and his men cowerdly backed away from the situation)....."
  • Fra'osster: "..... (Nervious laughter)...... Okay, okay, looks like ya won fair and ice-cubed square. Ya know, ya can just go ahead and get the stupid keyblade! The Doctor will figure out how to get them all from you anyway after he scores the last one! So, arresting me to just throw into kingdom hearts, (Seaanna flouted torwords Fra'osster angerly), for an open and shut trial, would uh, seem, pointless."
  • Seasanna: "...... You're right. Arresting you would just delay your fate there. So why not CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND CUT TO THE CHASE?! (Seasanna grabbed Fra'osster, front-flipped over him and kicked him across the throwneroom, as he crashed into a wall to the shock and surprise of the Duke and his men!)....."
  • Duke of Weselton: "...... I think I rather take my chance with the misfits."
  • The duke and his goons made a run for the exit!
  • Fra'osster was struggling to stay up, but he was weaken when his powers were compromsied by the energy of the Seasonal Birds.
  • Fra'osster: ".... In hindsight, maybe leaving those birds alone, wasn't a very Vanella Ice cool move-"
  • Seasanna: "(Angerly) ENOUGH, OF YOUR, STUPID, ICE PUNS?!"
  • Duke's voice from the distence: "SAME HERE?!"
  • Seasanna leaped into the air and curled into a ball, starting to flip slowly enough, then began to speed up as she started to glow brighter and brighter, to Fra'osster's horror, as the light became blinding as Fra'osster's silluette looked like he was melting, as the Light caused the Black Ice Castle to melt away, just as the Duke and his men got out in time, unscatched but wet! The group looked on in awe as the light engulfed the melted the castle, like the northen star, as things went with a big flash!
  • The Flash cleared up, as Seasanna was now seen standing on top of the puddled ruins of the Black Ice Castle, as now, Fra'osster's body is now a blacken bubbly soup that began to disolve into the water, as the spiritual heart of Fra'osster began to fly away on it's own torwords Kingdom Hearts.......
  • Schnee: "..... Seasanna, did you-"
  • Seasanna: "Fra'osster finally crossed the kind of line even a Mothron like him would regret crossing when he tabbed into Hans' darkness. I did, what was deemed approbeate......."
  • Deadpool: "..... Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmn, girl, you melted that MOFO?!"
  • Seasanna: "I do not deemed this to be something to enjoy! Dark as Fra'osster was, it doesn't negate the fact that I took a life out of anger and lust for vengence! It is not the Lightfly way!"
  • Jade Tusk: "Then why did you?"
  • Seasanna: "..... My personal bond for Schnee, proved stronger then acceptable Lightfly standerds."
  • Gazelle: "..... Look, if it helps, even if we just arrested him, based on how bad he was, he likely could've been sent to Kingdom Hearts anyway."
  • Seasanna: "Yes, but..... I done it in a way, most improper of my kind...... I'll be deemed, a defecter."
  • Felsbrock: "..... Seasanna...... You did what your heart wanted to do."
  • Sora: "Yeah. What Fra'osster did, was too far..... Alot of us would've done the same."
  • Deadpool: "Yeah, try not to feel too bad about, toots. It's a nice break of just entrapping these Pariah losers anyway. Really cuts the middleman of a brief trial out."
  • The Duke and his hencemen were seen trying to sneak-away.
  • King Yell O Snow and his snowmen blocked the duke's way!
  • King Yell O: "Hello, tiny bald man! Have you met our big friend?"
  • Marshmellow stood over the Duke and his possie, as he growled cracking his fists.....
  • Duke of Weselton: "...... Why does it have to be me?"
  • Felsbrock approuched Seasanna....
  • Felsbrock: "Try to look at it like this, Seasanna...... What you did, was like an angel slaying a demon. All Fra'osster would've done is continue to do more wickedness if left be. This world deserved better then him. And no more do we have to worry about him, thanks to you....."
  • Seasanna: "...... Thank you, Felsbrock. Your words are comferting..... Now..... It is only applicable, that a final farewell takes place...."

Later...

  • A funeral is held in the city of Arendelle as three new graves were formed of ice by Elsa.
  • The Group gave their final farewells, Schnee espeically.....
  • Schnee: "...... It's just not enough that I'll have to say goodbye to the seasonals..... Now...... I say good bye to my longtime friends, and they didn't even get to talk to me one more time......."
  • Seasanna: "..... If it helps, Schnee...... The Seasonals, have offered, a fairwell present."
  • Seasanna presented 3 eggs and laid them on the graves of Schnee's three friends, of which the hearts of the fallen friends came forth, gave small pieces of their being, and flew off into Kingdom Hearts......
  • The Eggs hatched into elemental ducklings, of water, wind, and fire as they quack and cuddled around the surprised Schnee......
  • Schnee turned happy and hugged the ducklings as she shed tears......
  • Schnee: "....... (To the seasonal birds)...... Thanks you guys. (The Seasonal Birds gave a final embrace of Schnee)...."
  • The Duke and Hans were seen on racks from a far distence.....
  • Duke of Weselton: "Why must I be made to suffer this humiliation?! I was a victim of circumstances!"
  • Prince Hans: "I don't even know what's going on anymore!"
  • Guard 1: "Ahhh, don't worry Hansy, your brothers will deal with ya soon enough!"
  • Guard 2: "For you Duke, I think your own brother will have a lot to say."
  • Duke of Weselton: "Duh, can we PLEASE not get the Archduke of Weselton involved in this? He doesn't need to know everything!" (Heartless appear coming for Arendelle on all sides charging as Elsa just got out the Keyhole and sealed it with the Keyblade, destroying the entire army)...
  • Olaf: Yeesh, they're annoying.
  • Shifu: Alright. The last Keyblade is supposed to be found in the purest of worlds.
  • Gazelle: Libero?
  • Seasanna: No. That would be too obvious a hiding spot.
  • Shifu: Here is the last riddle: "What gift could give the real world the make-believe world of heroes and villains?"
  • Icky:... Okay that's a really tough one. Obviously the answer is technology, but which futuristic world could the Keyblade be found?
  • Riku: Yeah, this is a pretty challenging-
  • Deadpool: I might know. The Keyblade you're looking for is what used to be Flames of Torment, right? Aku's Keyblade? And what language is his name from?
  • Dr. Cockroach: Japanese?
  • Deadpool: So, it all boils down to a Japanese sci-fi world. What about Mobile Suit Gundam? Kickass giant mechs!! Please tell me it's the world of robot superhero Pinocchio Astro-Boy. PLEASE tell me it's Mobile Suit Gundam!!! OR ANY OTHER SCI-FI ANIME-
  • Seasanna: It's San Fransokyo.
  • Deadpool: AW DAMMIT, WE WANTED TO FIGURE IT OUT!!!... Wait... San Fransokyo?... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fakku no seinaru keibatsu
  • Sora: WHOA, LET'S NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE IN JAPANESE!!!!
  • Girl Sora: Actually it's not vulgar. That's just 'cause of the problem' in Japanese.
  • Deadpool: "What? I thought it was-..... GAAAAAAAAA, JAPANESE CONFUSES ME?! Whatever! Not the point anyway! Look, I'll level with ya, I freaked out for a reason: It's just that..... You guys, are in for a treat, because it's another WACKY SCROOPFAN EXCEPTION TIME?!"

Subchapter 5: San Fransokyo

Nega-Xehanort's location.

  • Figure 5: "Whatsa ain disappointmentator. (Sighs)..... Allow me to speak in a more dum-dum orianted languise, good sir.... Obviously, it'll have to be up to the leader of the 5 Pariahs to correct this."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Indeed. Clearly, it'll have to be up to the geniuses to inhereit greatness, good doctor. Then afterwords, we shall bring back your friends in good leasurious time when Kindom Hearts has merged with universes."
  • Figure 5: "And greatness, shall be inhereited. My plans never fail! (Fades off)....."
  • Nega-Xehanort smirked.....
  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... Fate, is always fickle to the most ambitious of men......."

San Fransokyo

  • Tigress:... This is where the Keyblade that once belonged to Aku is hidden?
  • Sparx: A futuristic hybrid of Tokyo and San Francisco, all the way down to it's name?
  • Deadpool: Let's bring up the elephant in the room. (Pulls out an actual elephant from his magic satchel)... Why're we in this world? Big Hero 6 is supposed to be based off a Marvel franchise. I should know. I'm Marvel. And isn't it against the rules to have Marvel and DC in your show?
  • Krebs: The answer is simple. Do any of THIS version of Big Hero 6 look ANYTHING like the original?
  • Deadpool:... Well, the original Baymax is actually an artificial green synthformer monster.
  • Krebs: Then obviously this version has it's own identity, so it doesn't count. And even then, the producer has been said to be doing soul shearching about even keeping that old rule anymore after it gotten him through a nasty scandel involving the old Dormammu page based on a previous concept.
  • Deadpool: "EEEEEEEEEE?! Oh boy! Then does that mean more Marvel Characters?!"
  • Icky: "LARGELY depends on if he does jump ship of the rules and when he WANTS to include such characters, mind you!"
  • Deadpool: Whatever. If this version has no Silver Samurai, count me in.
  • Icky: "Isn't the Silver Samarai generally a bad guy?"
  • Deadpool: "Yeah, but in my world, Silvy led the first incarnation of BH6. Plus, I always like fucking around with him. The endless puns I do with that guy. Plus the peeps on GoGo's hooters and Honey Lemon's SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET ass, pun intended, never hurt."
  • Sparx: You have issues.
  • Deadpool: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I wouldn't need to be a mercenary.
  • Icky: "Plus, Silver in this world, might not nessersarly be the same dude, Wilson."
  • Deadpool: "Oh, I know. That's why I'm gonna have fun with this."
  • An exploudsion occured!
  • The group saw smoke in the distence.....
  • Gazelle: ".... That, sounds like we may need to bring our attention to that shorce."

A Local Bank.

  • Police Cars arrive in droves as the bank was seen blown from the front.
  • A robotic silver-ware based Samarai came forth along asided cyber-armor wearing thugs dressed like japanese warriors armed with lazor katanas as the robotic samarai has entire lazer-katana-fingers as they twitter about, making lightsaber sounds.
  • Robotic Samarai: "...... Fear me, Organic Scum! I, S.I.L.V.E.R.S.A.M.A.R.A.I., am the perfect lifeform. Humanity's successor. Today, San Fransokyo, shall witness robot assendsion, as the new dominate lifeform."
  • Chief Cruz: "Aw gees, it's another crazy robot. And the missing proposed prototype for the perfect shusi chief too! Oy. I never thought I had to call for vigilantes, but I have no choice. Go ahead and call for Team Baymax, LT."
  • Police Lt: You mean Big Hero 6?
  • Chief Cruz: ".... Real original name, AND YES I MEANT THEM!!"
  • Police Lt: "Okay okay, sir, ya don't have to shout!"
  • Megan: (In his car) Dad, I know you hate vigilantes, but give them credit that they can do things we can't.
  • Chief Cruz: And have us clean up all the property damage and mess they make? Do you realize how much it cost to restore San Fransokyo after the Great Catastrophe? It cost the government millions. Now we have to clean up after these vigilantes. We're like second-class law enforcement now. Now hush up.
  • S.I.L.V.E.R.S.A.M.A.R.A.I.: "Be made aware, organic scum, that I hold your experts in economics and those partaking in it's dealings hostage. We demand negosiations in return for them to avoid organic obsolition."
  • The Police were confused by that.....
  • S.I.L.V.E.R.S.A.M.A.R.A.I.: "..... (Sighs)...... Simmons?"
  • The first thug in cyber armor (Simmons): "HE MEANS HE'LL START KILLING THE HOSTAGES IF YA DON'T GIVE US THE MAYOR'S ATTENTION, PIGS?!"
  • The Police became concerned.
  • S.I.L.V.E.R.S.A.M.A.R.A.I.: "You have aproxamently 10 hours to comply, or else their love ones will have to invest in funeral cost."
  • Simmons: "ALSO MEANING THAT A HOSTAGE DIES FOR EVERY 10 HOURS OF DELAY, FLATFOOTS?!"
  • ???: That cannot be allowed. (Big Hero 6 appeared at the same time as the heroes as this song played)
Fall Out Boy - Immortals (Official Music Video) (From "Big Hero 6")

Fall Out Boy - Immortals (Official Music Video) (From "Big Hero 6")

  • The Misfits see this from a roof top.
  • Deadpool: Oh, yeah. It's been a while since I saw those brainiacs.
  • Mo Tong: Wait... You've met this Big Hero 6 before?
  • Deadpool: Uhm, yes. They're loosely based on some Japanese friends on my world. Except GoGo and Honey are WAY hotter than those girls. THAT GoGo's boobs aren't as big, and THAT Honey's butt isn't as firm.
  • Iago: Oh God, don't tell me you touched them!!!
  • Deadpool: I'm Deadpool, hanging with the ladies is the third best thing I do behind killing dudes and making Arthur AMVs set to PapaRoach. That being said, not really, but I DID made snride remarks around them..... They're still huffy about it."
  • SpongeBob: Then you better sit this one out. They obviously hate your guts.
  • Deadpool: Sounds fair. They're recovering from the s*** they went through in their series.
  • Fidget: Whoa, time out...... They have their own series?
  • Deadpool:...... ROLL IT?! (This played)
Big Hero 6 The Series - Intro

Big Hero 6 The Series - Intro

  • Fidget:... And why haven't I been told about it? Did anybody else know?
  • Icky: "Well, Tangled was given it's own TV-tie-in, so, I'm not THAT surprised."
  • Deadpool: And look what the show gave them. New improvements to their suits. (Their suits were gray) Just another titanium thing, but nothing compared to the money-lovers' favorite vibranium or the classic adamantium. What I wouldn't give to sell a single gram of vibranium, if only Wakanda and Black Panther didn't hog up most of it. (Big Hero 6 defeated S.I.L.V.E.R) Annnnnnnnd we missed out on most of the exciting fight that led up to this moment!
  • Fred: OH, YOU GOT REKD, SOOOOON!!
  • Hiro: Fred, nobody likes a showoff.
  • Baymax: Showing off can result in bodily harm.
  • GoGo: Uh, guys? Please tell me THAT is not who I think it is. (Points at Deadpool)
  • Deadpool:... Have I mentioned I visit them way too much?
  • SpongeBob: Ugh! Guys, just stay calm.
  • Honey Lemon: Wait... Is that SpongeBob SquarePants? EEEK, I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!.... Well, albeit, I'm more preferent to the first three seasons and the movie, not saying I have issues with most modern contect, it's just, well, not every episode was up to a certain standerd, to put it nicely.
  • GoGo: Understatement much? I stopped watching after the atrocity that is their 10th Anniversary. All the gimmicks and lies. The most childish form of false advertising. But hey, wouldn't be the first time. Remember Clash of Triton? An epic battle? A WEB OF LIES!!! If they won't keep their word, why should we the audience trust them anymore? You don't just lie to a child's face like that.
  • SpongeBob: I really get that a lot.
  • Fred: Oh, she's just one of the kids that ended up discovering too early that Santa wasn't real.
  • Icky: "In this world, ya mean? Depending on a world there can actselly be an assigned Santa to it."
  • Gogo's gum popped apawn her shocked face......
  • Hiro: "Wait, what do you mean "This World"?"
  • Deadpool: "(Quietly) I don't think these guys are entirely aware of universeal travel."
  • Donald: (Sora looks at him) Don't look at us. The Lodgers made the traditional method of protecting world order moot.
  • Spyro: Well, Santa is real. He sometimes just has ways to cover his existence. There's actually a Santa for each world.
  • GoGo: (Regains her serious cool) AHEM! Guys, just get to the point. Why're a bunch of cartoon characters from several franchises standing in front of us? And worst of all, WHY DID YOU BRING DEADPOOL WITH YOU?! Last time, I tore off his junk.
  • Baymax: Junk cannot literally be-
  • Deadpool: SHE MEANS MY PENIS!!!! You seem to forget I have a healing factor. Though regenerating my c*** was the most painful part of it.
  • GoGo: That was the idea, idiot. You make Deathbeach, look like a gentlemen."
  • Lord Shen: "Deathbeath?"
  • Deadpool: "(Disgruntled), Pretty much this world's carbon copy of me. He's pretty much a child friendlier but still bats*** crazy version of me."
  • Baymax: "I must insist against vulgarity, Mr. Wilson. There could be children present."
  • Deadpool: "Yeesh, you're such a nanny bot."
  • Hiro: "Dude, what did you expect, he's a personal care bot, he's suppose to be wary of people's physical and mental health."
  • Baymax: "In speaking of mental health, I'm afraid to say that you are diagnosed with every single mental illness in the book. I may have to recimend seeking sactuary in an asylum."
  • Deadpool: "Trust me, the X-Men tried that to another version of me and-..... Well let's just say it was a dark time for the legacy of Deadpool. I rather not go into too much detail beyond that."
  • GoGo: "Seriously though, why is he here?"
  • Icky: "Cause we kinda owe him for Krabs basicly cheating him with fake cash into helping us beat a bioweapon awhile back."
  • Shifu: "But more importantly, we're here to seek out a Keyblade of this world."
  • Fred: "Wait, do you mean the giant Keysword thing being held at the Imperial Dynasty History Muesum in downtown?"
  • Icky: "WHAT IS IT DOING IN A MUSEUM?!"
  • Honey Lemon: "OH, OH, OH, ASK ME, ASK ME?!"
  • Pang Bing: "..... Oooo-kay, do YOU have an answer to this?"
  • Honey Lemon: "Oh that's easy! (Brings up her phone and types in something and shows the screen) In the 70s, your "Keyblade" was found by veteran archilogist and now retired explorer, Dr. Aferior Roe! (Shows a picture of an african american skinny guy with a crazy afro!)"
  • Icky: "Yowza, someone better tell goofy he has a contender for most far-out hairdo!"
  • Lord Shen: "THAT IDIOT?! HE JUST MADE A KEYBLADE IMPOURENT FOR FORGING A SUPERWEAPON STUPIDLY EASY TO LOCATE?!"
  • Baymax: "May I ask an inqurity why this is bad news?"
  • Chi Fu: "You want the long story or the short one?"
  • Hiro: Short, please?
  • Chi Fu: It's a piece for a key that unlocks a doomsday weapon.
  • Hiro: Oh of course it is. As if Obake and Liv weren't bad enough.
  • Baymax: We have already proven Liv is not responsible for the monster attacks.
  • Hiro: Yes, but there has to be a loophole in that. Somehow what she had said was only a half-truth. Something that is true but needs more context.
  • Deadpool: (The Lodgers were confused)... (Quietly) That's the conflict of Season 2. I can't spoil to them that the Liv Amora they suspect is a clone of the real Liv.
  • Gazelle: Well it's true. The Keyblade is dangerous and needs to be taken for safe-keeping.
  • Fred: "Ohhhh boy. Then the Mayor is gonna flip if he finds out that the museum's best seller is meant to cause judgement day."
  • Icky: "More like an ingredigent for something that is."
  • Wasabi: "Would this be a bad time to also say that the Mayor is hosting a big party in the museum for the Ambassitor of China?"
  • Lord Shen: "YES THAT MAKES IT WORSE?! We need to get to that museum!"
  • The group made a charge for it!

Imperial Dynasty Museum.

  • The Mayor (Reminisent of a fatter Mr. O'Hare), was seen next to a regel asian ambassitor and many other rich guests.
  • Mayor: "My good esteamed Ambassitor of China, (The Keyblade was seen out in the open and in full display) I think you'll find that San Fransokyo's proud atthivement in holding the mysterious keysword as discovered by Dr. Aferior Roe, (The aged archilogigist was seen in a wheel chair and a cane), well, back when he was in his prime, I mean. Is it not beautiful?"
  • Ambassitor of China: "(Speaks to a translater in chinese)."
  • Translater: "He said that he is very impressed. But he asked about concerns about the object being at risk of theaft?"
  • Mayor: "We have the finest security imaginable. Nobody is able to get in without our finest boys knowing about it."

Distence within the museum.

  • A familier black-cloaked character stood watching the museum from the rooftops..... It was Robert Callaghan as Yokai.....
  • Robert lifted up a dark communicator.
  • Voice: "I haveious restorious youris masksintari to moveis beyondis nanobotitons. (Ahem).... To put it in dumbed down words, you can also have access to Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed. (Ahem).... Yousary mayus proceedus withus the planamary."
  • Robert: "Understood. (Puts on restored mask)..... Kinda. (Summons the nanos that allow him to walk down the building like stairs as he approuches the museum.)"
  • Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed appeared.
  • Robert: "..... Cut the power to the museum."
  • The Combined Creatures of Kingdom Hearts carried out their task and attacked the power box!

Inside the Museum.

  • As the party went on, the museum's power died, leaving surprised guests in a stun, along with the Ambassitor of China.
  • Mayor: "Duh..... Nothing to worry about everyone, power outages can happen every now again. I'll just call for the generator crew to turn on the- (The Nanos bursted through the glass cealing as Robert walked down in a sprialing staircase of nanos as guests panic as Heartless, Nobodies and Unverse rain down onto the museum, as Robert approuched the keyblade's case.) WHAT THE?! YOKAI?! BUT BIG HERO 6 DEFEATED YOU?! YOU WERE JAILED?!"
  • Robert: "(Mask's voice) Let's just say, I'm just the delivery boy of someone, greater then even myself. (Has the nanos destroy the glass case, leaving the Keyblade exposed).... I'll be taking that Keyblade now."
  • Fred: (They burst in to see Robert taking the Keyblade)... No way! It can't be!
  • Hiro: Callaghan! Wh, what're you doing?
  • GoGo: I thought this villain business was revenge for your daughter's assumed death.
  • Robert: (He saw the cloaked figure had Abigail with a knife on her neck signaling him to not say anything)... Well the same reason as you, I guess. I thought for sure I'd be let out of jail for good behavior, but when my sentence was extended another year, I couldn't take it. So when I saw the news about these creatures being after this little relic, I had to do something about it.
  • Wasabi: Well, that's surprising.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, no. The story sounds logical, but how did you escape? How did you get those tiny magnet bots back?
  • Fred: That's a good point.
  • GoGo: You're seriously going to agree with Deadpool?
  • Fred: What, is what he said not valid?
  • Honey Lemon: I can believe it, but I'm asking those questions too.
  • Baymax: Callaghan's heart rate is very high. Indications of distress. He could certainly be lying.
  • Callaghan: It's all true.
  • Lord Shen: Then prove it. Give us the Keyblade. We can keep it safe. Unless you have something to hide.
  • Callaghan: "...... I'm afraid I'm in no position to play ball. CREATURES, SLOW THEM DOWN?! (The Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed charged as the bots lifted him away from the scene with the Keyblade)."
  • Baymax: "Multiple hostiles inbound. Combat stances recimended."
  • Callaghan: (He inserted microbots into each Heartless allowing him to control them like a colony of ants as the heroes were overwhelmed)
  • Baymax: Oh no. (The Heartless smashed him)
  • Hiro: BAYMAX, OVERDRIVE MODE!! (Baymax converted into a super from with glowing pink panels as his suit's wings formed a sword that slashed away all the Heartless leaving just the microbots)
  • Deadpool: Really wish Fred COULD turn into a kaiju right now.
  • Fred: YOUR FRED COULD TURN INTO A KAIJU?! THAT IS SO COO- (He was smacked into a wall by the microbots)
  • Callaghan: (Beat down a low-battery Baymax) Sorry, Hiro... But this has to be done for the good of San Fransokyo. (Retreats with the Keyblade)
  • Honey Lemon: OH NO YOU DON'T! (Fires her cannon purse slowing down Callaghan with the adhesive orbs)
  • Callaghan: URRGH!!!
  • ???: DON'T FORGET ME! (Globby from the series appeared and slowed him down further turning himself into metal)
  • Fred: YAY GLOBBY!
  • ???: AND ME! (Mini Max appeared removing Callaghan's mask)
  • Fred: YAY MINI MAX!!!
  • Callaghan: HOW MUCH DID I MISS?!
  • Hiro: A LOT! Now hand over the Keysword and explain yourself!
  • Dark voice via an intercom: "Ifis onlyis hisus hasus theis luxertcintary ofis doingis sois, Hiro."
  • The group were confused by that......
  • Fred: "....... I think whoever said that is either drunk, or epicly trolling us."
  • Donald: Was any of that even English?
  • Wasabi:... I could really ask you the same thing.
  • Donald: OH HAHA, NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!
  • The Dark Voice moaned annoyed!
  • (Dark Voice): "(AHEM)!..... Okay, for now on, when I am in the presence of you pests, I'll speak in dum-dum words! Honestly, I wish Mothron English was more common with you peons?! Anyway, I'm afraid Robert can't afford the luxery of explaining anything. He has, an engagement to honor. (Suddenly, two Mothron Battle Bots that look like this bursted through the walls!)"
  • Gazelle: "Aw nuts, I could barely even handle a single OUTMODED one of these guys, now there's two?!"
  • (Dark Voice): "And they are more up-to-date then the relic of older times encountered in Equestria that was crudely adopted by that minor servent of darkness Labrum."
  • Icky: "HEY WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID YOU-"
  • (Dark Voice): "I had always known about you particular misfits and know every single detail about you. I know how you humiliated the other pariahs and beaten otherwise powerful Mothrons like they were amaturs. I know now you misfits work. The common mistake my compatirots made was indulging of being easily provoked by your immaturity and stupidity and be lulled to fail take you seriously or act out irrationally in anger. You will find, that I won't make such a simular error. (One of the Mothron Battle Bot duo freed Robert from Globby, as Robert made a run for it) I will ensure you misfits are cut from the equation much more effictently and as soon as possable."
  • Deadpool: "All right, finally, one of these Mothron Guys that takes things seriously- (One of the Mothron Bot Duo grabs Deadpool's head and painfully starts to crush it) OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • Baymax: (After being recharged by a portable charger from Hiro) "Extreme head trauma detected, entering intervention! (Charges at the Mothron Bots, only for the other one to grab him) Error, I did not stragigise this bett- (The Mothron Battle Bot readied a frightening lazor sword and was prepared to stab Baymax) Oh no. That doesn not look consumer friendly."
  • Hiro: "BAYMAX?! (Charges to save him, but the Mothron Bot was quick to respond and fired a frighten probe at him that hits him right on the chest, as the Probe grew Spider legs and a narly drill as it stood and aimed where Hiro's heart is) AHH?!"
  • Shifu: "A TAINTER PROBE?! GET IT OFF HIM?!"
  • GoGo was able to epicly kicked the probe off!
  • Hiro: "BAYMAX, GO INTO BERSERKER MODE?!"
  • Baymax suddenly got an angry face and began to go all out on the Mothron Bot, entering an epic fight!
  • Gazelle: "Good, that's one Mothron distracted, I can take the other one on. (The other Mothron Bot dropped the momentarly dead Deadpool as it readied two of the same frightening lazer blades)....... Ay dios mio. This bot was levels beyond that other one."
  • (Dark Voice): "Thank you. These machines are especially adaptive to Uniters. Those Lazer Blades will reduse the Uniter Blade to scrap, and you into grounded meat."
  • Gazelle became very scared as the Mothron Bot loomed over her.
  • Skipper: "THE TRUMP CARD GOT STAGE FRIGHT?! KOLWALSKI, ZAPPER?!"
  • Kolwalski pulled out a zapper and tossed it at the bot, which landed, but only caused momentarly distressed until the bot got it off!
  • Kolwalski: "EGAD?! IT ADAPTED?!"
  • (Dark Voice): "Oh please, zappers stopped being a threat since the verson 9839.82781 versons of the series. This is the 10000000.2.0 versons. The ultamate robots."
  • Gazelle was in severe panic mode as she readied the Uniter Blade as the Mothron Bot resumed approching her.
  • Gazelle: "..... ALL OR NOTHING?! (She attacked, but the Mothron Bot blocked, and slash at her, cutting a burned scar across her stomich, as she screamed)?!"
  • The Group were in shocked!
  • Gazelle now kneeled before the Mothron Bot, as it was prepared to do a finishing blow!"
  • Duke: "GISELLE?!" (SpongeBob did this as everything was in slow motion)
Bubble Buddy About To Get Popped

Bubble Buddy About To Get Popped

  • Just as it looked like Gazelle was doomed, Gazelle was protected by a spontantious forcefiled that blocked the attack from the Mothron Bot.
  • ???: "Yeesh. Ol'Queenie would let anyone be a Uniter these days. (A girl with cybernetic limbs and eyes appeared with a stun baton, alongside a selection of others)"
  • Gazelle: What?
  • Cyber-Eyed Girl: Step off the Uniter, you giant hunk of garbage!
  • Genius Girl In Mech: Yeah. Cut the crap or we'll beat it out of you.
  • Robot:... (Familiar voice) I'd like to see you try. (The Big Hero 6 and Globby recognized the voice)
  • Hiro:... Was that... (The robot displayed a face screen showing Obake's face on it)
  • Wasabi: NO WAY!
  • Fire-Hazmat Superhero: You know this creep?
  • Fire-Hazmat Superheroine: I think this is the guy that tried to recreate the Great Catastrophe.
  • Tech Samurai: Well let's rip him apart. (They fought Robo-Obake as his new abilities were exemplary against them)
  • Hiro: But, how? I thought Obake blew up with his underwater hideout.
  • (Dark Voice): Next time you should look more thoroughly. Obake? I believe our work is done. There's no need to fight. We have what we want. Let's retreat to fight another day.
  • Obake: Sounds good to me. (Smacks away all the new heroes and flew away)
  • Hiro:... Well shoot.
  • Baymax: But the fight is over....
  • Hiro: "That wasn't an actual request for firing, Baymax, that was like me saying "Dang"."
  • Baymax: "Ahh. I'll remember that clarity in a later time. (Approcuhes Gazelle) You appear to be suffering from burn marks. May I recimend a selections of aloes?"
  • The Leader: "Don't worry, we'll tend to the wounds at your place."

Fred's Mansion

  • Gazelle was seen soaking in a specialised healing tank.
  • Quidilen: "Wow, the inventor of healing tanks in the AUU would feel so jealious at this gizmo."
  • Fred: So, Obake's alive. I guess in hindsight, I can't be the only one who saw that coming.
  • Cyborg Leader: Well the original Obake is truly dead. The one you encountered is simply a downloaded consciousness of him before he died using his own DNA.
  • Hiro: That doesn't really sound possible.
  • Genius Girl: Hey, in a world where a health care balloon bot and a sushi chief samurai bot can exist, anything goes.
  • Deadpool: Alright, let's just cut to the chase. Who are you obvious versions of the original Big Hero 6 characters?
  • Fire-Hazmat Man: I am Shiro Taiyoma. This is my sister Leyu.
  • Deadpool: Hmm. Sunfire and Sunpyre, obviously.
  • Leyu: We prefer 'Plasmid and Plasma'. Our suits allow us to withstand radiation and harmful toxins, we possess plasma arm cannons that fire concentrated plasma at a high velocity.
  • Shiro: And we can fly. (Shows off his jetpack)
  • Deadpool:... I'm still just going to call you guys Sunfire and Sunpyre- (They smack him) OOH!!!
  • Leyu: Either you call us Plasmid and Plasma, or we'll melt you into slag!
  • Deadpool: Noted! Ow!
  • Tech Samurai: I am Ebon Ha Ken. (Displays his longsword which was as long as Sephiroth's katana) My longsword is what one would call a lightsaber, but it only works for me through DNA recognition.
  • Deadpool: Now THAT'S a katana! (Ebon stabbed him in the groin) GROOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!
  • Tech Samurai: "Be lucky I rekitnesed you have regenitive powers."
  • Cyber-Eyed Girl: I am Furi Tamashi. I used to be a carefree girl who lost her life and was rebuilt as an android. The only visual difference is my smarteye. I can learn and adapt with it.
  • Deadpool: Nice, Furi Wamu.
  • Genius Girl: I'm Marys. I used to attend SFIT with my little sister Karmi.
  • Hiro: Wawawawawawawait... KARMI IS YOUR SISTER?!
  • Deadpool: Karmi as in the girl I at first thought was voiced by the sexy Tara Strong?
  • Marys: Honestly, couldn't you tell the similarities? Karmi always talked about you in her calls. She always whined about you stealing her thunder. Now that I've met you in person, it just proves the microbe-loving sister of mine to be a little antisocial and green with envy.
  • Hiro: And you know the most ironic thing? Not only does she assume that I have a crush on her, but SHE has a crush on my hero identity. Even when she sees my face up close, she doesn't know that I'm 'Captain Cutie'. I mean, her sickening fanfics have inspired me to give Baymax his Overdrive Mode that sadly drains his power low after use, allowed GoGo to learn how to skate on vertical surfaces with her 'velocishot', and taught Fred and Honey Lemon to turn steam into ice, but ECCCKH!!!
  • Marys: Yeah, she definitely wouldn't shut up about 'Captain Cutie'.
  • Hiro: You have NO idea. She wouldn't leave me alone!!

Chibi Cutaway

Love Letters Disney Big Chibi 6 The Series

Love Letters Disney Big Chibi 6 The Series

Present

  • Hiro: The horror.
  • Marys: By the way, I noticed you guys don't have superhero names of your own and my sister of all people had to give them to you.
  • GoGo: Yeah, no. The fan fiction may be interesting, but we agreed to not stick to them.
  • Marys: I'm, pretty sure you should go with superhero names. If you wish to have secret identities, you might need them.
  • Globby: She might actually have a good point.
  • Cyborg Girl Leader: Indeed. I used to have a secret identity, but because I stuck to Doctress Junsei, people with even half a brain were able to put two-and-two together. It costed me a boyfriend. You may want to find superhero names before- (The news flashed on)
  • (Bluff Dunder): Breaking news! People around the city have made a miraculous discovery about the secret identities of Big Hero 6. According to an anonymous source, the team went by their real names and were able to connect them to five students of SFIT, Hiro Himada, Honey Lemon, GoGo Tomaga, Wasabi, Fred Frederickson IV, and Tadashi Hamada's healthcare companion creation Baymax. We interviewed people they knew and they had this to say:
  • (Aunt Cass): Honestly, this was a real surprise. I'm sure his parents Tomeo and Mamei would be proud of this considering what they used to do in their youth, but this has me VERY concerned about his safety.
  • Hiro: Aw, crap baskets!
  • Fred: Watching Dragon Ball Z Abridged now?
  • (Richardson Mole): Honestly, I already knew their identities when Fred blurted it out from frustration like an idiot until this electric zap gave me amnesia. I made them their seventh member in return for keeping their secret.
  • (News Reporter): Wait... You, BLACKMAILED, Big Hero 6 because you hated one of their members?
  • (Richardson):... Oh... When you put it like that, it really does sound very villainous. BUT WHO CARES?! SUCK IT, FREDRICKSON!!!
  • Fred: That little turd!
  • (Karmi): URRH, I REALLY SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!! HOW THE HECK DID I NOT SEE THIS?!
  • Hiro: Oh here it comes. Go on, Karmi, give me your worst.
  • (Karmi):... I honestly feel closer to Hiro now.
  • Hiro: Well that's classic Karmi, being as oblivious as a kid on- (Did this)
Chris Griffin- Whaaaat?

Chris Griffin- Whaaaat?

  • (Karmi): I guess I can see why he kept it a secret. As Captain Cutie, he could always hang out with me given his crush on me. Now that I know... I'm going to make things right and give him a girlfriend he'll wish to never leave.
  • (Bluff): There you have it, folks. We may just have a new romance on the horizon. This is Bluff Dunder, wondering what Big Hero 6 will do next?
  • Baymax: (The six were shocked)... Oh no. This, may present an issue.
  • Marys: Told you so.
  • Junsei: "Ugh, this is obviously the latest debauchery of Dr. Cyborgus Mindgora Telepathos Mcsquareson Latinaarus."
  • Icky: "(Scoffs kinda amused), Bet ya can't say that tongue-twister of a name 10 times fast."
  • Deadpool: "Also, (Amused chuckle) Mcsquareson?"
  • Marys: "It's suppose to be like MC-Square."
  • Hiro: Well great. Our secret identities have blown up. Now what do we do? (Knocks were heard)
  • (Karmi): Oh Captain CUUUUUTIIIIIIIIIE!!!
  • Hiro: (Yelled an elephant sound in fear) NONONO, SOMEBODY HIDE ME!!!
  • Marys: (Sighs) I got this. (Meets her at the door) Ohh, sis. What an unexpected surprise.
  • Karmi:... MARYS!!! (Hugs her) What're you doing here?!
  • Marys: To visit you, of course... But I decided to visit this Hiro guy you wouldn't shut up about. Quite the ironic surprise after what was just all over the news. But... I think he needs some space.
  • (Hiro): IS THERE A CELLAR OR SOMETHING HERE?!
  • (Fred): "Just my Grandpa's basement workshop, it hasn't seen much action since-..... (Sadly) He recently went to the big workshop in the sky."
  • (Deadpool): "Hey, it sucked for us that Stan Lee died as well. He was one of the fathers of Marvel Comics. He even played your daddy Boss Awesome."
  • Karmi: "Ya guys know I can hear you, right?"
  • Hiro: DANG IT!!
  • Fred: I guess in a fourth wall sense, that would explain why he recently had a voice box injury.
  • Karmi: "So uh, can I come it or what?"
  • Wasabi: IN A MINUTE!!!
  • Suddenly, the mansion got swamped by mobs and mobs of news reporters and popperazzi!
  • Baymax: It appears the media are here.
  • GoGo: WE F*****G NOTICED!!
  • Baymax: Language.
  • Merlin: I got this. Teleportus. (Everyone teleported away)
  • Karmi: What the- (The media plowed all over her) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

SFIT Lab

  • Hiro: (They teleport to the lab)... Our lab? Isn't this literally the second place they'd look?
  • Granville: (Appeared) I figured so. That is why I had the place in lockdown and sent the students home until further notice.
  • Deadpool: Oh, yeah, you're the new dean of SFIT since Callaghan got arrested. The one who once got carried away guiding Big Hero 6.
  • Granville: Well I was the most determined person to keep their identities a secret. It's the right thing to do since Obake turned evil. I even heard on the news about the black monster invasion and knew that whoever leaked your secret identities was also the one who unleashed them.
  • Deadpool: Wow, babe, you have some professional foreplanning.
  • Granville: Call me babe again and I'll break your penis.
  • Deadpool: (Dryly) Okay!
  • Globby: So, what exactly do we do now that everybody knows who you are?
  • Granville: I would recommend a new hideout. SFIT may be on lockdown, but not for supervillains who know what to do with the info your new enemy has leaked. I'd much rather you take any supervillain attention away from the school.
  • Honey Lemon: Then where do we go?
  • Granville: I believe the abandoned Cool World Amusement Park somewhere outside San Fransokyo could provide safe haven.
  • Deadpool: Wow, just dropping reference bombs on us, huh?... I love it.
  • Icky: Of course you do.
  • Granville: I have also already escorted your loved ones there to keep villains from harming them.
  • Sparx: Damn, you think ahead very well. Kudos.
  • Icky: "Ya know, we already met the Ex-Uniter but not yet the Lightfly mentor."
  • Junsei: "She keeps a low profile back in my lab due to this planet's lack of proper universeal awareness, and/or quickness to treat alien encounters like the Roswell event. I'm surprised the likes of the sentient animals and ACTUAL aliens went mostly un-noticed."
  • Deadpool: "Maybe they assumed they're like Fred and are in costumes?"
  • Marys: "Well, that or genetic mutantions. Those became common ever since transmutantions became a fad and some folks got into Ani-Maxing, the act of adopted animal genectics done by Genetimals Inc."
  • Icky: "That is gonna end leading to people to lose themselves into becoming feral later down the line."
  • Junsei: "Another mess for another day we'll prepare to contend with. Right now, we have a bigger bug to swat at."
  • Hiro: Then we'd better head to the amusement park.

Cool World Amusement Park

  • Fred: So your Big Hero 6 used this place as their headquarters?
  • Deadpool: Yepsi.
  • Fred: Awesome!!!
  • Hiro: Strange choice. Amusement Parks aren't exactly.... Serious places.... Nor stable when they're abandoned.
  • Deadpool: "But they ARE great for privacy and to avoid being found too easily."
  • Hiro: Well I suppose. With Cyborgus leaking our secret identities to make it harder for us, we'll take what we can get.
  • Pang Bing: "On the subject of that, who exactly is Cyborgus?"
  • Junsei: "Simply put, he was a Mothron that ended up so damn smart, he even figured out things that were better off not figured out. Basicly, he became too damn smart for his own good and atthived cosmic awareness to the point he has a eyclpedic knowledge of really complicated s***. The Mothron Emperor was afraid that would upset forces greater then even him, so he booted the doctor out. The inhumble maniac went on to found the 5 Pariahs with other Mothron rejects ever sense to try and decrease this other worlds', "World Purity".... Or, at least that's how Tectress said about him."
  • Marys: "I hear that he got so smart, his brain got too big for his normal body, so it's placed inside a large robot body in a glass tube inside the main torso."
  • Ebon: "He even got so smart that he thinks talking normal is for "Dum-Dums", so he speaks in anichent Mothron English."
  • Fred: "Ya mean that weird talk from the intercom?"
  • Ebon: Yes.
  • Hiro: "Wait, what do you mean by "World Purity"?"
  • Junsei: "Tectress is better at explaining that much then I am, but, let's just say that our world, out of the others with greater world purity, is the big one. This place has the world purity of heroisum. If Dr. Cyborgus manages to fuck that up, expect villainy to be on a surplus rise without this world's purity being stable in all of the universes."
  • Deadpool: "Ohhh, so a big baddie gets bigger stakes..... Though I swear to god that if we end up fighting another Kingdom Hearts boss, I'll shoot myself and have Lady Death make me feel better!"
  • WB Deadpool: You do know you can-
  • YB Deadpool: OF COURSE HE KNOWS YOU STUPID S***!! Why wouldn't he know he can heal it back?
  • Junsei: "..... Do I, even want to know that bis about "Lady Death"?"
  • Pang Bing: "That is yet another thing best left unknown."
  • Mr. Whiskers: He's literally in love with a female Grim Reaper.
  • Pang Bing: WHISKERS!!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: What? I just assumed they were used to everything Deadpool ever did.
  • Fred: "(Scoffs), Dude, that gives a new crazy definition to "Flirting with Death"."
  • Deadpool: "If I had a coin for everytime people made a comment on it like that, I wouldn't need to be a mercenary."
  • Gazelle: At this point, everything you do can make you rich if you had a nickel or any other coin for each time it happened.
  • Deadpool: Guys, as much as I love getting involved in filler, we need to get to stopping Dr. Cyborgus Supidinamotron.
  • Hiro: He's right.
  • ???: HIRO! (Aunt Cass appeared with Mochi hugging him) I'm so glad you're here. And I don't blame you for keeping secrets from me. Me and Mamei read a lot of comics to know superheroes have to keep identities a secret to keep their loved ones safe.
  • Fred: Is dad here too? (His father appeared from nowhere with a sci-fi Lightfly)... DAD! (Boss Awesome waves)... Still have a bad voice box, huh? (He nods yes)
  • Deadpool: Mortality of voice actors is a bitch. Stan Lee will be missed.
  • Lightfly: Actually, it's no surprise to know, that Cyborgus was the one who injured his voice to win his archenemies Baron Von Steamer and Supersonic Sue on his side.
  • Fred: THAT FIIIIIEND!!!!!
  • Lightfly: But that's not all. He won most of your rogues gallery on his side.
  • Fred: Of course he did. Issue #515 of Captain Fancy. A surprise cosmic force gets literally every villain in the franchise to prove that all villains together can bring down the hero.
  • Quidilin: Oy. Let me guess, they hated each other and it got out of hand?
  • Fred: No, it almost worked.
  • Lightfly: And this worked as well.
  • Junsei: Everyone, meet my Lightfly guide, Techtress Giftware. The one who trained me how to be Uniter Princess..... Sorry bout the late introduction.
  • Marys: And her first mission as Uniter Princess got us all together.

Flashback

  • (Marys): Junsei was a prized genius in her youth. Her parents even said she was too good. Literally on her birthday she solved the shapes-in-the-hole game. Then the next day she learned how to walk.
  • (Aunt Cass): Wow.
  • (Marys): It's true. She even fixed all her broken toys at age 1. Pretty much her entire childhood, she was very baffling for her age. It sometimes scared her parents how smart she was. In fact, she was so smart, that she landed a science college at age 12. People were very amazed. Her teacher even diagnosed her with a brain mutation. But... Let's just say she got pretty proud of her capabilities. Science was her income by age 19, and she enjoyed every minute of it... Until the day her eyes were open.
  • (Junsei): A jealous rival student and the smartest before me, Reisu Shimigama, rigged my top secret project for a matter-compressing capsule that can condense things too heavy for humans allowing them to be carried easier. He made it blow up in my face. My eyes and limbs were lost. While I managed to build new ones, I discovered that Reisu stole my technology and trademarked it. All of it. He made up some dumb excuse that someone too smart shouldn't be given recognition and others should have it, otherwise they'll all be left out, saying he did it for the other students and for my own good. Even the dean and superintendent agreed with him. I was shocked by this dishonesty and dropped out of the college. But while I was gone for several years, I heard stories of an underground genius trying to dominate the technocracy and corner the market in all things technology. The leader of a previously-decommissioned zaibatsu called Giri. Once building technology for law enforcement, they were shut down when their technology was used against them. The new leader promised a new future and gave them new gifts. Everyone around me was wronged by the Giri.
  • (Shiro): Our parents were killed in a nuclear meltdown that was caused by the Giri.
  • (Ebon): My technocratic samurai father was assassinated by a Giri tech mercenary.
  • (Furi): I died and became an android saving my mother from the Giri. She's now handicapped.
  • (Marys): And I lost my boyfriend when he was close to solving the identity of the Giri leader.
  • (Junsei): So I felt it was my destiny to stop the Giri before they tainted the idea of technology for good. Giftware gave me the Uniter Blade and we assembled our team. We found that the leader posed as a tech supervillain named 'Everwraith'.
  • (Deadpool): So many references to the original comics.
  • (Junsei): Everwraith's extent in technology, power, and intelligence were uncertain to contemplate. But we had to figure out his identity. Then I ended up getting framed. I was blamed for being the Everwraith because the evidence and matching power were too hard to ignore and I was sent to prison.
  • (Gazelle): But couldn't you use the Uniter Blade? There's no way they could confiscate it.
  • (Junsei): The Uniter Blade knows good and evil, remember? It does not burn the hands of other law enforcement. Of course, my team knew I was innocent and broke me out. We hid out and we finally met Everwraith at the same island you fought Yokai. He was close to taking over the technocracy of the world till we stopped him. We terminated his control by revealing his endless records of fraud and conspiracy. Out of revenge, Everwraith stopped holding back and almost killed us. I managed to pull off his mask... And no surprise... (Reisu was revealed as Everwraith, only with a deformed face similar to Amazing Spiderman 2 Green Goblin)...
  • Junsei:... Reisu! You... YOU WERE THE EVERWRAITH ALL ALONG!! (Reisu smacked her down)
  • Reisu: Oh what, were you expecting a clished disgruntled mad sciencetist wronged by an ethiclly questionable mega-corperation or something? I told you I'd make good use with your inventions. Your primordial synthesizer proved useful. Of course I wasn't fool-hardy enough to drink it. Small doses in gaseous form increased my strength, awareness, senses, intelligence, with no blackouts, no loss of control..... Maybe abit of a rash in uncomfertable places, but I'm working on that kink.
  • Junsei: And you've been working with the Giri the whole time?
  • Reisu: Ehhhhhh, not at first. I mean, come on, teaming up with petty tech-savy mercs wasn't exactly the top of my after-graduation career list. Thing is..... With the possibility of success in my fingertips, I thought about my grandfather when he worked for them. Imagine my lucky break, at arriving at the same time it's failing former head died trying to bring it back. So, I offered your technology to give them another chance, and set you up for a fall. (Kept fighting her)
  • Junsei: But, everything you did when I left. You said it was to give the other students a chance.
  • Reisu: And I did. They went on with their lives. I was the hero of the school and named student of the year. But, school-fame was always a fleeting thing..... However, I knew I could be more. And your technology, the gifts that made you too special for your own good, were indeed a danger. I knew I had to get rid of you before you outshined everyone else when you did it to me. And when I found out about your top-secret capsule project... Hey, you're smart enough to put two and two togather. (He was seen in flashback sabotaging the project causing it to later injure Junsei)
  • Junsei: YOU SABOTAGED MY CAPSULES AND INJURED ME SO YOU COULD STEAL MY TECHNOLOGY?!
  • Reisu: I DID IT TO PROTECT THE SCHOOL!! If you were allowed to stay, how would the students turn out? They wouldn't be as compident as they are now if you made them look insignifigant?! Just look at what they've been doing now. I've never been prouder of myself.
  • Junsei: OH WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, YOU WERE SAVING YOUR OWN SORRY LIFE, NOT THEIRS!!
  • Reisu: Potato po-ta-to. Once you and your friends are out of the picture, I'll make everything right.
  • Junsei: (Angry beyond belief) YOU WOULDN'T KNOW RIGHT IF IT DID THIS TO YOU!! (Fires an excessive blast from the Uniter Blade which injured him)
  • Reisu: "D'OWWWW, FUCK!?"
  • Leyu: JUNSEI, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!
  • Junsei: HE STOLE MY LIFE, AND TURNED IT INTO A DISASTER!!! HE'S GOING, TO PAY!!! (She tries killing him as he was avoiding the fatal attacks as her team tried and failed to stop her, but they just got him knocked out and cuffed while dealing with her)
  • Ebon: JUNSEI, I ORDER YOU TO STOP!
  • Junsei: DON'T FORGET YOUR PLACE, EBON!!! AND THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU!! I AM YOUR LEADER!! AND YOU DO WHAT I SAY!! I, ORDER YOU, TO LET ME FINISH HIS GREEDY ASS!!
  • Marys: THIS IS NOT WHAT WE AGREED TO! WE ONLY AGREED TO SEND HIM TO PRISON, AND THAT'S IT!
  • Junsei: I SAID GET OUT OF THE WAY!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!! (Smacks them all away with the Blade and tried to blast Reisu to death until the Uniter Blade burned her hands, causing her to drop it and lose focus!) OWCH!!! Stupid pain receptors. (Tried and failed to pick up the Blade again) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!
  • Giftware: Don't act like you don't know what's wrong with it. The Blade can only be used for good. And THIS, is wrong.
  • Junsei: WRONG?! THIS GUY RUINED AND KILLED SO MANY LIVES! HE HAS TO BE PUT DOWN!!!
  • Marys: Junsei, you're intending to murder him. It doesn't matter what he's done, IT'S STILL MURDER!
  • Junsei: NO, IT DOES MATTER!! How can you defend him when he killed your boyfriend? How could ALL of you defend this man for what he took from you?
  • Marys: "HEY, DON'T GET ME WRONG, THE GUY SUCKS FOR THAT?! It's just, if Reisu DOES have to die, it should be by if the court of law desides it, not just because you snooped to his level. It's not our call to deside that he should get the axe just because he did things we don't personally like! And I think that's why the Uniter Blade's not exactly playing ball with you at the moment."
  • Ebon: Exactly.... By killing him, we would be no better than him. Killing people is wrong and it will always be wrong. Even if you have the best damn excuse for it, end of the day, it'll still be commiting the act of being no better. You'll just become the very thing you think Reisu is.
  • Junsei: You don't know anything about when to kill and when not to kill. Is it wrong to kill someone who commits mass genocide? Is it wrong to kill someone who destroyed hundreds of civilizations? This man, has done things like it and if he isn't ended right now, he's going to be far worse.
  • Ebon: It's still wrong, and we refuse to let it happen.
  • Junsei: THEN MAYBE INVITING YOU HERE WAS A MISTAKE!!! Maybe I should've left you all to rot where I found you. (They were all shocked)...... Uh, that was mostly angry talk, by the way.
  • Furi:... So that's it? You were just using us?
  • Junsei: No!
  • Shiro: Are you sure about that? Were we just nothing but tools? Was this what you wanted? Revenge?
  • Junsei: No! This is for the good of the world!
  • Giftware: No, killing someone can only be right in necessary circumstances like if Reisu was irreparably turned into a monster or lunatic.
  • Junsei: HE IS A MONSTER, AND HE IS A LUNATIC!!!
  • Giftware: A REAL monster or lunatic.
  • Junsei: HE, IS A REAL MONSTER AND REAL LUNATIC!!!
  • Giftware: "The issue with Reisu is that at most he is a mass murderor and a thief of inventions, though while I agree are tasteless actions, his reasons for so is because he became a victim of being in your shadow, Junsei. You made him feel irrelivent, as all mortal beings fear being insignifigant. And that fear, corrupted him. I agree that it's an ugly corruption for what has occured, but mimicing his actions will only breed an uglier corruption within you! What I mean to say is that the Uniter Blade does not believe in being an instrament of revenge. It will not let you use it until you drop this senseless attempt."
  • Junsei: THEN I'LL DO IT WITHOUT THE STUPID BLADE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU! I'LL STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH- (The team grabs her as she just removed her cybernetic limbs)
  • Leyu: You're not doing anything to him! He's already been beaten.
  • Junsei: STOP IT!!!
  • Ebon: No! Now stop this immediately, or by law we'll have to turn you in.
  • Junsei:... YOU TRAITORS!!!
  • Shiro: WHY, JUNSEI?! WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?! HIS ACTIONS TURNED OUT GOOD RESULTS!
  • Junsei: THE ENDS DON'T JUSTIFY THE MEANS, IDIOT!!! ALSO, HIM JOINING AND/OR BECOMING THE LEADER OF GIRI MARRS ANY LEGIT GOOD OUT OF THIS MADNESS?!
  • Leyu: Maybe not, but you make it sound like he was right to do what he did. You make it sound like you WERE trying to outshine everyone in the school. Why is this so important to you?
  • Junsei: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!
  • Marys: Sounds to me like you have something sinister to hide.
  • Ebon: Agreed. Why shouldn't we turn you in for something done for a selfish reason?
  • Junsei: BECAUSE REISU WASN'T THE FIRST BASTARD THAT CALLED ME TOO SMART!!!!! (Everyone was surprised)...... My parents were afraid of me for being too smart even on the day I was born. Nobody wanted me because I was 'overqualified' for the thing I was good at. Getting accepted into that school was the first time I was wanted. Like I had a purpose. Do you know how it felt when some asshole said the same thing I heard my entire life after he injured me and stole my technology? I felt betrayed, used, and lied to. I felt like nobody there wanted me. Like my entire time spent there was a waste of time. Then when I was given the Blade, I thought for sure I had the chance to mean something.... But I guess I was wrong. So go ahead and turn me in. You're just like all the rest. (Lays down and sobs, her tears coming out of artificial pores)
  • Giftware:...... Junsei, the Blade's decision has nothing to do with your intelligence.
  • Junsei:... What?
  • Giftware: Well, I mean, come on, there are other intelligent females of your calibar in the universes alone, nevermind your very world, yet none of them were picked. Intellect is not a desiding factor for the Uniter Blade. I mean, heck, there were Uniters that, weren't exactly the brightest exsamples, but their good and pure hearts mattered more then their dimmest of brains. This world is the purest of worlds. It balances good and evil with it's own history of heroes and villains. In fact, technology was gifted to your world a thousand years ago when the balance between good and evil was failing due to the changing UUniverses. There have been many like you. But none of them had the one thing that you have.
  • Junsei: And what would that be?
  • Giftware: Determination. The instinct to never give up. The others had too much intelligence, but they never made it as far as you did. They only did tinkering as a hobby and never introduced any of it because of their lost confidence. The most destructive example was none other than Lenore Shimamoto. She attempted to create an energy amplifier and it resulted in the Great Catastrophe of 1906. She never did any scientific research ever since and died an artist.
  • Junsei:... The Great Catastrophe was her fault?
  • Giftware: Yes, though unintentional. People just as smart as you never made it this far. You made it 35 years since you were born. Shimamoto only made it within 29. Off by a 5 year margin, if you will.
  • Junsei:... I had no idea I surpassed many overqualified geniuses in their pursuit for their passion.
  • Shiro: So this was just a problem faced before. Apart from personal reasons, you have nothing to accomplish killing Reisu.
  • Junsei:... (Got determined and grabbed the Uniter Blade, instead using it to teleport all of them to the police station to turn in Reisu)
  • (Junsei): So I made the right choice. I have been an enlightened Uniter Princess helping keep balance for years.
  • (Gazelle): So why did you stop?
  • (Junsei): Well, kinda for unrelated reasons down the line. I never said I became like, Zen Monk Enlightened, I just knew better, ish. I became too sensationalized with my Uniter status. I got too egotistical. A mistake that everyone warned me not to make. It attracted a Mothron invasion done by an unrelated imperial sciencetist named Cyberus as a result. Everyone blamed me for the destruction and I admitted guilt. I publicly renounced my position as Uniter. I asked for the world to forget about my Uniter status and about the attack, of which the Lightflies supplied very well.

Present

  • Junsei: Giftware decided to stay with me even when we have petty disagreements. And I even substituted the Blade with this! (Brings out a blade of sparkling metal)
  • Merlin:... A sword made from pure mythril.
  • SpongeBob: Myth what?
  • Sora: Mythril. It's a common metal in the UUniverses. It's basically metallic mana..... Well, to simplfy it, magic metal. Some of my game's franchise and Final Fantasy have it and use it to make magic weapons.
  • Icky: "But how did you get that stuff in what's obviously suppose to be a more realistic-ish world?"
  • Junsei: "Ehhhh, well, having a Lightfly friend has, benefits."
  • Deadpool snickered at that.
  • Junsei: "PLATONIC BENEFITS?! Yeesh, it's like your brain LIVES in the gutter!"
  • Giftware: Well it was mainly because Lightflies can sense magic and I found a meteor filled with mythril. But yes, I helped her find it.
  • Marys: So I guess if we're going to take down these Heartless, we need to step up our game.
  • Fred: Why? Haven't you guys done this a thousand times?
  • Marys: Yes, but the mission before the last was more cleverly constructed. Cyborgus has an infinite IQ. His tactics and resourcefulness is hard to keep up with. It's clear that Cyborgus learned of your secret identities through Obake's consciousness chip. He has all of your enemies on his side, so there's no telling how much he's taken over.
  • Fred: I see. We need to train up. When heroes are brought low, they get new powers. IT'S SHUGYO TIME!
  • GoGo: Did you read that in Geek's Quarterly?
  • Hiro: Fred's actually not wrong.
  • Marys: Indeed. That's why I've devised something handy. BEHOLD! (Shows the AR Device of KH3) The AR Device!
  • Sora: AR Device?
  • Marys: Augmented Reality. It's very useful in military training these days. You've seen those marine ads on YouTube that keep saying the future waits for no one.
  • Goofy: Well what does it do?
  • Hiro: I've seen this technology before. (Tries it on and sees holographic enemies)... Cool. It creates a CG overlay that augments your vision.
  • Marys: Precisely. And while you wear it, it sees everything you do and logs it.
  • Riku: So it's like blitzball players watching clips of past games?
  • Marys: Blitzball?
  • Riku: A game my friends in Twilight Town play nowadays.
  • Marys: Well I suppose, if that's how you want to put it.
  • Sora:... Well let's give it a shot. (Puts the device on and sees a holographic Heartless) WHOA, HEARTLESS!!! (Pulls out his Keyblade)
  • Marys: Whohohohoho, chill, 8-ball. It's just a holographic dummy for training purposes. But so far the map data only covers San Fransokyo. I'm working to expand it.
  • Fred: NOW CAN WE SHUGYO?!
  • Wasabi: Not yet, Fred, he's still learning.
  • Marys: So, here's how this works. All Sora's gotta do is run through the courses I scripted. Like a minigame. We'll put a tracer on your movements so we can-
  • Fred: SHUGYO, SHUGYO, SHUGYO! (His father stopped him)
  • Marys:... What he said, I guess?
  • Goofy: I guess 'shugyo' is like training.
  • Ebon: Something like that, yes. My hero name IS Sir Shugyo.
  • Goofy: Well good idea. We could really use the practice.
  • Donald: Speak for yourself.
  • Baymax: I can shugyo, by installing new combat data.
  • Hiro: Well let's not delay. Let's give it a shot.... And, uh, Aunt Cass? You said something about my parents on your news interview?
  • Aunt Cass: (Sighs) I feel you're not ready to know that, Hiro. Just go. And be careful.
  • Hiro: (Putting on his helmet) I always am.
  • Giftware: And don't worry about everyone knowing your secret identity. Once Cyborgus is done, I'll wipe their memories just like I did for Junsei.
  • Hiro: I'd like that.
  • Fred: LEEET'S SHUGYOOOO!!!

Later...

  • (This happened)
Kingdom Hearts 3 Shugyo AR Training

Kingdom Hearts 3 Shugyo AR Training

Starts at 0:45

  • Gazelle: "This place, is freaky."
  • (Junsei): (On communicator) "But it is perfect to train you in, Gazelle. Especially since I understand that you're still abit noobish about fighting Mothron Battle Bots. That really could've been avoided if it wasn't Ol'Queenie that was the first one to be that granted you a Uniter, cause clearly cause of her job, she couldn't be your mentor."
  • Gazelle: "Well, I also, took awhile to even activate the Uniter Blade when it was in jewel form. Also, I was barely able to handle an older verson of those things, I don't know if I'll ever fight the newer models!"
  • (Junsei): "That's what simulation's all about. Ya just need help of my special summon I typically use against the Mothrons' little toys."
  • Gazelle: Oh, you have a summon too. I gained plenty of them.
  • (Junsei): Yes, but mine is the most crucial in fighting against Cyborgus. They're called Matrix Knights. They're one hive mind acting in an army of thousands. With my supercomputer, and previously the Uniter, I could use my imagination to turn them into any kind of warrior. Samurai, ninjas, space marines, robots, even an army of superheroes. The entire army has one shared mind and can do anything. And the best part, when one of them dies, they respawn like they're all in a first-person shooter video game. An immortal army that never stops fighting.
  • Gazelle: A digital army. Interesante. I could go for that.
  • Junsei's voice: But keep in mind they're all from the same mind. They're extensions of the wielder. It'll be like making programmable copies of yourself and uses your brain patterns and data as their power source. It's important to have a clear mind at all times. But, that's only for beginners. I learned how to make my Knights act on their own. But it's all like coding and hacking. Their behavior depends entirely on your behavior. Though, the more you work with them, the more you can control them. So, let's get started. Hand me the Blade and I shall transfer a copy of the Matrix that I made in the likely case I should meet the current Uniter. (She does that as the Blade transformed into a high-tech energy sword-like Keyblade as Kowalski wheezed in excitement) I'm sure you know that the Uniter Blade has no true form. It's form is based entirely on the user. Just like all other Keyblades. Transmutating magic weapons are the most common form of magic weapons nowadays. (She transfers data into the Blade as it glows and then returns it after the upload completes) Alright. Now let's see what you can do.
  • Gazelle: "Let's hope I don't regret this."

Later...

  • (Junsei): (Gazelle was in a giant indoor attraction in Cool World Amusement Park) Alright, lemme give you the rundown. I said that the Matrix Knights can do anything. That means they can serve any purpose. Let's start with training. They can take any form. So try starting the form of someone you wouldn't mind bonking on the head.
  • Gazelle: Hmm... (Creates a knight just like Whyte Tyger)
  • (Junsei): Well I suppose I shouldn't ask, but whatever. Break a leg.
  • Gazelle: (She fought the Matrix Knights as they kept coming until her timer buzzed)
  • (Junsei): Good. Now let's move onto the basic functions. (They were seen fighting in a simulation field commanded by Gazelle as Junsei narrated while she used them) When you use the Knights, you must protect your mind and focus at any cost. One major change in the train of thought can change the Knights as well. You are their motherboard, so be aware of your surroundings and theirs. Think up strategies of where to command the Knights while you are protected, whether by your surroundings or by them. And do them in ways the smartest of opponents won't expect. There's also mana drainage. The Matrix Knights are magical clones, and thus each clone takes a lot of mana. Mana is their code. But a Uniter like you has a lot of it, so you can create hundreds. But what's more costing is how the clones appear. The shape and size of the clones cost a specific amount of mana each. Don't use up your mana supply, or you'll break into magic flux. But the more you learn, the less your changes will cost. You can also use multiperson vision. This allows you to see what a certain number of the Knights see. You see through them in something like a splitscreen. It appears like the compound eye vision of flies. But for a first-timer, you can only see through the eyes of a limited amount. Otherwise you consume mana too much. And like I said, as you learn, your mana spending is lowered. One last thing. The Hivemind. As I stated, the Matrix Knights share the same mind. That mind is a copy of yours stored within your Blade. As you hold it, you hook yourself to the Hivemind. The Hivemind processes mana like computer data and manifests it like a hologram. (The training montage ended)... So to recap, your Matrix require your mind, focus, and mana to work. Remember. MFM. Mind, Focus, Mana.
  • Deadpool: More like motherf*****g mule.
  • Junsei: DON'T MAKE ME CASTRATE YOU!!!
  • Icky: "Hey, this is nice and all, but how is that gonna help help combat those brute-forcetrons?"
  • Junsei: "Take it easy, I'm getting to that part. Just covering the basics first is all. She needs to learn to even use the knights before she gets serious."
  • Gazelle: Then I'm all ears.
  • (Junsei): It's like a hiveminded race of aliens from movies. You're tough on your own, but you can duplicate yourself. I basically added a cloning spell I synthesized out of a computer. Clones that you can change up. But doing so cost mana just like power on your mobile phone. Here's how they help you against machines like those. It's like a first-person shooter. You can identify any weak spots on your opponent as you or your clones fight. But the one thing I'm actually this close to cracking is how to use them to stop the big boss Cyborgus. Overwhelming someone with such huge intelligence is going to require an infinite army. It would be like ants taking on a collapsing skyscraper. I have a secret update that I can't share yet until it's ready. Basically, you can analyze the foe and adapt. Redesign your Knights to get past a defense. I.E., these Mothron Battle Bots.
  • 5 of the same Battlebots from before appeared.
  • Gazelle got fearful.
  • (Junsei): "Take it easy, take it easy, these are simulations, not the real deal. Also, remember that fear is your enemy when using the knights. Lose your cool, they lose it too. I know you're likely abit scared of these tincans after you almost became another causalty, but I know there was the reason why the Lightfly Queen choose you. It's time to congure this fear and ready these trash heaps to the scrapyard. Now, calm down."
  • Gazelle, after struggling abit, regained her cool.
  • The Battlebots readied some weapons.
  • Gazelle:... (Takes a deep breath and created 10 Matrix Knights which are clones of her that attacked them as she teleported to a hidden area)
  • (Junsei): Just a reminder, using spells isn't advisable when you're using the Matrix Knights. Like them, it cost mana. Using other spells means you won't have much left to use for the Knights.
  • Gazelle: It's a onetime thing. It's just an observation tactic. (Watches the Knights fight the Robots as she made the upgrades to get past their defenses until they all went down)
  • (Marys): Great work. We have the data we need to take them down for real now.
  • (Banzai): Wait, you said they were simulations. Does that data even count?
  • (Marys): They're SUPER-real simulations meant to flawlessly replicate the Robots. Now we know their makeup. They too are made of mythril. But it's also a mythtil-titanium alloy. Their weapons are powered by some kind of super-adamant diamonds.
  • (Donald): That would be Adamantite. A mana diamond. Very indestructible, but very compatible as a magic catalyst for magic weapons. Like a magic battery. Many worlds use it as a charger for wands.
  • (Deadpool): Sucks out the fun of magic, though.
  • (Marys): There's also signs of mana graphene.
  • (Riku): Graphene?
  • (Wasabi): A material made of lined up molecules. Thicker than paper, but stronger than steel. We fought a sushi chef master thief with graphene swords.
  • (Marys): And apparently the wings are made of it. It acts as good drag for flying, like waving cardboard horizontally through the air, and even acts like a durable shield. I believe this technology might've come from your master thief friend Momakase. But here's the most unusual part. Most of the machines have biomechanical motor function. They move just like you move your bodies. They're also... Powered by hearts.
  • (Sora): Which means a Heartless powers each one. Clever energy source, really.
  • (Marys): So, all we must do to take them out is go for the Heartless core. Step 1: Remove the wings. Step 2: Remove the weapons. Step Tres: Remove the armor. And finally: Blast out the Heartless core.
  • (Junsei): That should be easy for the Matrix Knights. Just one thing: Dr. Cyborgus. That blowhard would likely see the stragity coming miles away and would be prepared for it. His genius would be the bots' greatest ally.
  • (Lord Shen): "Yes, true. The doctor himself could be a serious adversary. Perhaps one of the most serious adversaries yet next to Fake Xehanort."
  • (Gazelle): (Has the Matrix Knights do the strategy to the same five simulated bots) Well then we have one shot at it. Let's go.

San Fransokyo Street

  • Obake: (In a better robot body with Noodle Burger Boy and Trina) Let's dance, heroes.
  • Baymax: I believe it is no time to dance.
  • Trina: (Chuckles) I know this might sound self-racist when I say this, but robots are so stupid.
  • Obake: That's because robots are built to be completely literal. Now ATTACK! (The heroes fought as Gazelle finished off the battle robots until she took out the bigger last one)......
  • Gazelle: Hecho. (The Lodgers victory screech until the dismembered parts of the robots melted into a silvery goop that came back together and formed a bigger robot)... QUE?!
  • Obake: After our last fight, we knew you'd come up with a strategy to beat the Mothron Battle Bots. So, we gave them something new. They're now ultra-intelligent nanobots controlling a mass of liquid adamantite and mythril. Immune to magic and technology. (The Nanite Sludge became a bigger upgraded version of the Mothron Battle Bots accompanied by Mechanitaur, Metal Troll, and Tireblade Heartless) And it only needs mana as a fuel source. Including your own mana. (Gazelle was shocked again)
  • Noodle Burger Boy: BUNCH OF MISFITS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!
  • Gazelle:... Please tell me someone saw something like this coming, because I sure didn't.
  • Hiro: Not in a million years.
  • Sandy: RUN LIKE HECK!!! (They ran as this music played)
Kingdom Hearts HD 2

Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 ReMix -Sinister Shadows- Extended

  • Deadpool: "Hey, on the plus-side, these guys are the FIRST real challage in a long time in this series' standerds?!"
  • Icky: "LIKELY ONLY BECAUSE OF CY-DORKUS?! (The music played as they fought past the shapeshifting Nano-Mothron Battle Bots the whole way)"
  • Squidward: "AND THIS ANNIVERSEY EPISODE STARTED OUT SO PROMISING TOO?!"

Cool World Amusement Park

  • Kowalski: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGH!!!! (Everyone laid down traumatized)
  • Marys: This is WAY harder than I thought!
  • Junsei: I told you all that he'd expect us to use a strategy. He's too smart for any normal hero.
  • Pang Bing: "Now I understand why the cosmic forces are so against this Mothron. He is a balence distrupting monster!"
  • Gazelle: Well this piece of mierde sure keeps finding ways to frighten me.
  • King Mickey: Anyone have a plan?
  • Fred: Well could those upgrades we talked about work?
  • Sora: Upgrades?
  • Hiro: Me and the team were asking for some new upgrades to combat the Heartless, and Cyborgus' other creations. Fred asked to get ice breath. GoGo wanted her velocishot upgraded with antigravity fields around her discs so she can stay on vertical surfaces. Honey Lemon wanted to improve her chemical balls with mana. Wasabi wanted to have his plasma blade gauntlets upgraded to fire plasma as a projectile. As for Baymax? I was able to use data from the AR Device to give him more combat moves based on Sora's moves. (Inserts a chip inside of Baymax which updated his combat skill)
  • Baymax: Combat update complete. (He and Hiro fist-bump) Falalalalalala.
  • Icky: "(Snickers abit), I'm sorry, it's the robot voice that makes that funny for some reason."
  • Sparx: I don't really see how that's going to help us, oh I don't know, TAKE OUT THE NEW NANO-MOTHRON WREAKING HAVOC ON SAN FRANSOKYO!!!!!
  • Furi: We're working on that. Now the obvious solution to defeat nanomachinery is an EMP. But since Cyborgus is going to improve the machines after every confrontation with us, we need to do something he won't expect.
  • Patrick: Is faking a surrender an option?
  • Shiro: Nope. We did that too many times. It's predictable now. And even then, Cyborgus would totally expect it consideringly he said he did his homework on you guys, so he likely knows you do that to.
  • Icky: "Especially since it was how we fucked up Decepta's game."
  • Kowalski: Well Honey Lemon's mana chemicals could be given a little tweak. But I'm not proficient in potions as much as I am serums.
  • Globby: Aren't potions and serums the same thing?
  • Kowalski: NO! ONE'S MAGIC IN ORIGIN AND THE OTHER IS SCIENTIFIC IN ORIGIN!!... Sorry, I just hear that a lot. Anyway, anyone here who can help?
  • Globby: Actually, I can turn into any kind of material, remember?
  • Bagheera: You never told us that.
  • Globby: Well, check this out. (Turns into a giant mythril ingot)... How about this? (Turns into a giant bonafied rock of adamantite)...
  • Kowalski:... BRILLIANT!!!!! That might actually be useful. We can melt down any samples of mythril and just use it against him.... Heck, Globby... Can you turn into LIQUID mythril?
  • Globby: Yeah. But where's the intelligence that you need to contro- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
  • Kowalski: Yep. You can be an equal match. You can actually, if possible and survivable, merge inside of it and dispose of the nanobots.
  • Skipper: Beats recreating nanites of our own after our own nanite fiasco.
  • Pang Bing: "We just need to hope Cyborgus hasn't learned to expect the unexpected with us."
  • Kowalski: That's why-
  • Skipper: Don't tell me you're giving him nanites.
  • Kowalski: We're giving him nanites.
  • Skipper: Ugh!

Later...

  • Globby: (As liquid mythril) Is this a good idea?
  • Skipper: Yeah. Last time we dealt with these things, they tried to keep us confined against our will to protect us.
  • Kowalski: Easy. No protective protocol. ADOOOOOOI! In the case things turn bleak, this small nano hive will fill Globby with nanobots that will adapt to his opponent.
  • Hiro: I got to admit, you guys think fast.
  • Globby: Alright, let's do this thing.

Later...

  • Globby: HEY, T-1000 MOTH!!! (He confronts the Nano-Mothron)... Want to take a swing at me? (Shapeshifts into a liquid mythril bull) BRING IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! (This happened)
Big Hero 6 The Series - When Your Name Is Globby SONG

Big Hero 6 The Series - When Your Name Is Globby SONG

  • Deadpool: "I'm not the only one noting the rock song battle music, right?"
  • Skipper: So, Obake, your master think ahead this time?
  • Obake: Honestly no. And for good reason. A glob of liquid magic metal with adaptable nanobots seems like an ultimate force.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, he's got a point. Why do you think those future Sentinels in Days of Future Past were unstoppable?
  • Trina: Unstoppable?
  • Deadpool: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, RO-THOT!!!
  • Trina: WHY YOU LITTLE-
  • Globby: Looks like your boss is low for once. (He finally took down the Nano-Mothron with the awakening nano-hive)... These nanobots are cool. (Everyone cheered as Globby formed chocolate bars for the children)
  • Noodle Burger Boy: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF US!!
  • Fred: OBVIOUSLY!!!! (The three left)

Cool World Amusement Park

  • Kowalski: (They collected the liquid metal from the Nano-Mothron and turned it into ingots)... Well defeating that thing gave us a supply of mythril-adamantite alloy.
  • Globby: (Eating a morphed chocolate bar hand) All in a day's work. I don't know why I was a thief to begin with. I sucked at it anyway. These nanites of yours are cool as hell.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Wouldn't hell be hot?
  • Globby: Oh you know what I mean.
  • Kowalski: The nanites can actually be controlled by the same neurotransmitter that controls your... Globbiness. So you can actually use them to your advantage.
  • Globby: NO WAY!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!
  • Kowalski: Buuuuuuut, to keep this technology from being used for evil when this is over, they're programmed to self-destruct after Cyborgus is defeated.
  • Globby: WHAT?!
  • B.O.B: Oh, you'll survive it. I should know.
  • Globby: Oh, that's right. Why was I so freaked?
  • Aunt Cass: (Gives everyone a mass of pancakes) I made everyone pancakes.
  • Hiro: Oh, Aunt Cass, you really shouldn't have.
  • Wasabi: You know, when I think about it, much of Cyborgus' power has been derived from technology we're familiar with, but modified. Graphene from Momakase, biomechanical machinery which Sycorax was good at, speed identical to Supersonic Sue, and-
  • Junsei: And tech from Giri.
  • Wasabi:... Roll that back?
  • Junsei: Most of this technology was from Giri. We've dealt with liquid metal nanotechnology before when fighting Everwraith. Sure Everwraith's arsenal was random each time we fought, but one of his best forces was Nanos. Small shapeshifting orbs of liquid metal with a nano-hive inside. The weak spot was obviously the hive. Without the hive, the nanites are disabled and the liquid metal has nothing holding it.
  • Kowalski: Well then, obviously we'll need to give Globby more nano-hives. Just having it very small won't be enough for someone smart enough to aim for the hive.
  • Globby: Feels uncomfortable given they're supposed to self-destruct.
  • Junsei: So... Has Everwraith been in league with Cyborgus?
  • Furi: Well it's not like we can ask him. He died in prison last week.
  • Shiro: We could always ask his henchgirl Badgal.
  • Deadpool: And ANOTHER reference.
  • Hiro: He had a henchgirl?!
  • Shiro: Yeah. But Badgal wasn't very... Proud of it. She was a lot more badass than Everwraith. She didn't take s*** from even him.

Cutaway

  • Badgal: (An African American girl with high-tech shades and a high-tech suit piloting a tiltrotor copter as Junsei's team fired at them) You know we could escape if I went out there.
  • Everwraith: No way! You're the henchgirl, you fly the copter!
  • Badgal: OH, so I have to pilot the copter because I'm the henchgirl?
  • Everwraith: Yes!
  • Badgal: But a henchgirl is a woman, right?
  • Everwraith: Um, yes?
  • Badgal: And women have vaginas, right?
  • Everwraith: Yeeeeah?
  • Badgal: So whichever one of us has the vagina has to fly the copter?
  • Everwraith: Yes!!
  • Badgal: (Gets out of her seat) Glad we agree! (Leaves)
  • Everwraith: WHA, AW DAMMIT!!! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU KNOW!!!
  • Badgal: (She came out and used blaster gauntlets of many functions in a strategic manner allowing them to escape)

Present

  • Icky: "(Snorts snickers), Rei-Dinkus walked right into that one!"
  • Sora: (Laughs) Totally.
  • Leyu: So, let's go see what she has to know.
  • Donald: Are you sure we can get her to talk? Plus, I'm the first to call that Cyborgus already got to her.
  • Puss: I'm sure we can MAKE her talk. I'm sure she's still there because Cyborgus has no use in her.

Prison

  • Puss: Aye carumba! (She was gone with a hole in her wall with a note saying 'Supersonic Sue me why don't ya?')
  • Wasabi: That catchphrase of hers still sucks.
  • Donald: So, what do I win?
  • Squidward: Nothing, because we never bet on it.
  • Globby: It's getting really annoying that Cyborgus keeps outsmarting us.
  • Deadpool: Hey, embarrassment of the villains is an old joke now. Time to turn the tables, I suppose.
  • Duke: Giftware, you're the genius. How do we stop him now?
  • Giftware: Don't ask me. I'm a genius, not a strategist. Cyborgus is BOTH!
  • Riku: Ugh! How do we outsmart someone too smart for us?
  • Merlin: I don't know, but we better figure it out soon.
  • Hiro: What about Sycorax? You did say that's where their biomechanical technolo-

Sycorax Building

  • Hiro: AW COME ON!!! (The entire building was empty and wrecked)
  • Baymax: We're approximately 1 day too late.
  • Mini Max: This criminal mastermind is indeed too smart for our might. (Suddenly the Bessie monster appeared screwing up their technology)
  • Fred: OH NO, IT'S BESSIE!!!
  • Quidilin: (Scoffs) Bessie? What kind of name is- (Was punched) PUHLEH!!! (Crashed into a wall)
  • Cynder: "MOM?! (Flew off to comfert her)"
  • Hiro: It's a creature made from a meteorite with a metal capable of disabling electronics and machines. The guy that kept it gave it it's name.
  • Quidilin: Glad to know- *Crack* OW!!
  • Cynder: "I don't think you're in any condition to move at the moment, ugh, bringing you along was a bad idea?!"
  • Quidilen: "Oh, don't worry, back when I was in the VA, I went through, WAAAAAAAY worse pain. Fighting you, was one of them. I even had nightmares about the times you were REALLY off the deep end."
  • Cynder: "That, was back when I still didn't had any idea who you were, I, was working on guess work and-"
  • Bessie roared as it charged at the group!
  • Hiro: (The heroes' machines were malfunctioning) And it appears to have been genetically modified.
  • Junsei: (Her cybernetics were malfunctioning) AHH, I CAN'T SEE!!!
  • Furi: ERRERRERRERRERROOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo... (Powered down)
  • Baymax: (Acted goofy) I look like a walking plastic bag!!!
  • Gazelle: No te preocupes, lo tengo! (Tries to summon the Matrix Knights)...
  • Junsei: (Unable to move her limbs or see) The Matrix Knights are part-data, they don't work against something that can disable machines.
  • Batty: (His mind glitches out of control and says random gibberish while ramming into things)
  • Brandy: Great, now he's literally as blind as a bat by virtue of mimicing a malfunctioning TV!
  • Fidget: HEY, THAT BLIND STUFF'S A MYTH!!!!
  • Brandy: "I DID SAY BY VIRTUE OF MIMICING A MALFUNCTIONING TV?!"
  • Tai: (The Digimon glitched away) AW CRAP, OUR DIGIMON ARE PURE DATA, THAT'S RIGHT!!!
  • Joe: I'm just confused why we don't use our strongest members like them or Insectasaurus.
  • Deadpool: Because plo-
  • Joe: Don't say "Because plot"!
  • Merlin: Well at least we got magic! (It didn't work)...
  • Junsei: I think it's got trace elements of mythril.
  • GoGo: Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.
  • Deadpool: Oh asses to this! (Threw his katana at a rope on a giant chandelier that knocked Bessie out, restoring the machines)
  • Furi:...ooooooooooooOOR! Whoa. That was a pretty short dream.... Or was it one of the dreams that FELT short?
  • Hiro: Let's get out of here!

Cool World Amusement Park

  • Miguel: (They teleport back)... Okay, so Cyborgus took our leads, and almost had us killed again. No need to panic. I mean things can't-
  • Hiro: Guys? Our data is gone.
  • Donald:... WERE YOU GOING TO SAY WORSE?! WE'RE DEALING WITH A MASTER VILLAIN GENIUS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! (This happened)
How The Avengers Age Of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One

How The Avengers Age Of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One

  • (Obake): That's right. Cyborgus uploaded me to your mainframe while you were gone. We made a copy and deleted yours. Then, to keep you from destroying my chip, he uploaded me to the Internet.
  • Hiro: WHAT?!
  • Honey Lemon: So, if he's on the Internet, he can do anything.
  • Fred: (Dryly) Anything?!
  • Honey Lemon: ANYTHING!!!
  • Icky: (On iPhone) Great, I can't check my Email.
  • Sora: (On Gummiphone) Neither can I, he changed all our passwords!
  • Fred: IT GETS WORSE!!!... HE SHUT OFF THE CABLE!!!! (A dramatic choir that winded down comically was heard)
  • GoGo: How is that wo- Oh, right, no cable, no news. (The dramatic choir winded back up)
  • Fred: Hey, my life's not always superhero shows.
  • Hiro: Alright, I'm calling in Sky Max.
  • (Obake): You think I don't know about Sky Max? (Sky Max fell from the sky and crashed with an explosion)
  • Random Guy: MY CAR!!!
  • Another Random Guy: MY CABBAGES!!!
  • Another Random Guy 2: "MY LEG?!"
  • Another Random Guy 3: "MY PANTS?!"
  • Random Woman: "But you were only wearing a kilt for the scotsman convention, dear."
  • Another Guy 3: "Oh, right."
  • Icky: "Okay, why does the universe seem to have a fetish for ruining cars, cabbages and legs?"
  • Hiro: Ooookay, let's see how much I can salvage for a new Sky Max. (He saw that his machines and computer were locked out as Obake was seen)
  • (Obake): Uhuhuh. You didn't say the magic word.
  • Samual Jackson from Jurrassic Park: "DAMN IT WAYNE?!"
  • Everyone was confused at that......
  • Skipper: "..... Ignor that, that was an obvious referecne on top of an obvious reference. Go on."
  • Hiro:.... Oh, that's evil. AND annoying!
  • Shiro: He's using our technology against us. All the lights are green. (Cars were crashing into each other randomly)
  • Junsei: Okay, time to get Marys' arsenal.
  • Marys: On it. (Presses a button but it doesn't work)...
  • (Obake): Oh, your war machines don't work either.
  • Lord Shen: DAMMIT, THIS IS BAD!!! (Explosions were heard outside)
  • Sam: EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN!
  • (Obake): I hope you don't mean THIS van. (Makes it fly and then crash as everyone reacted angrily in frustration)

Meanwhile...

  • Trina: (All the Big Hero 6 villains were laughing hysterically watching the chaos unfold around the heroes) DOES THIS HAVE DVR?!
  • Cyborgus: (Finally reveiled as a larged speciseld Mothron-like robot body) Noeth. Also, do not be lulled nor fooled by their humorious tendingies. That is typically how villains began to underestimate them, and that will lead to mistakes. We must focus on the mission. Let's be ready for what they do next.

Cool World Amusement Park

  • Wasabi: WE'RE DEAD, WE, ARE, DEAD, ALL DEAD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! DEAD MEN BE WE!! A CORNUCOPIA OF PAIN AND DESPAIR IS COMING OUR WAY TO ENSURE OUR DEMISE!!! WE ARE SO GOING TO-
  • Deadpool: D, B, Z, A. Seriously, you guys must watch it at Fred's mansion all the time. But yeah, we're all totally f****d.
  • Baymax: Looow batterrryyhhh...
  • Sam: "Well gang, there's only one solution to this. We'll have to enter the virtual world and take to fight to Obake himself."
  • Junsei: "You mean, enter cyberspace? I mean, I have been exspearimenting with a Cybervoid Portal, but it's very exspearimental, and one time, I was freaked out by a giant gaming console on spider-legs!"
  • Icky: "Oh that's just a Cyber Guardian. They're higher forces that protect the cybervoid and prevent cyber-space from spilling into reality. They're harmless for as long cyberspace isn't spilled over and have to go into maximum over-drive to clean up the mess in due to the infected universe becoming cyberspace."
  • Junsei: ".... Just just makes them even freakier now."
  • Fu-Xi: "Ain't that just like all cosmic forces?"
  • (Obake): "Assuming I would even let you use the already questionably operational device to begin with."
  • Sam: "Blast! Alchourse he would state that."
  • Deadpool: "Probuly didn't helped that he was likely listening to us."
  • Sam: "Then we're gonna have to take drastic measures. We need to find a way to get into Cyberspace, WITHOUT Cyberspace."
  • Max: "But the closest to any science NOT dependent on the internet is like, steampunk machinery! Where can we find a sciencetist like THAT?!"
  • Icky: "Well the first thing that comes off the top of my head is Professor Buzzord in Equestria, but even with his newfound girlfriend, I can't say he's, 100% relieable."
  • Lady Su: "AHEM! Or, we can use magic?"
  • Merlin: "Well ordenarly, but I think our mana's still recharging from Bessie's encounter."
  • Mo Tong: "Well, yeah, but hear us out. Digimon are pretty much Data that manages to exist into our universe, right? That's likely in thanks to a leakage that wasn't able to be fixed by the Cyber Guardians because the world got too established into the universe now. That likely means that the leakhole into the Cybervoid, still exists. And that it was caused by the Digimon themselves. Sooooooo.... Digimon have the hidden power to jump through realms into Cyberspace as they please."
  • Biyomon: "I get what you're getting at, but it's likely Digimon long forgotten how to do that anymore ever since that time, it feels like it was an event that occured so long ago that it wasn't remembered cause no one thought to record it."
  • Mo Tong: "Hence why, I'm offering to make a rememberence potion to give to you Digimon so you'll remember how that leakhole was made, so we would make a new one and enter the cybervoid, go through it and enter cyberspace."
  • (Obake): "It would never work?! How can you hope to make potions for living data?!"
  • Mo Tong: Because shut up. Ya would be amaze of the kind of things this mouse can conjure up.
  • (Obake): Besides, it's not like you'll make it to me in time. We already sent some special new friends just for you.
  • Donald: Heartless? Then bring it on, we mastered them at this point.
  • (Obake): Oh, the doctor's aware of that. That's why he brought out something even..... Better. Play nice. (Chuckles as the computers leak out small cubes which turn into KH3 Darkubes) Say hello to our master's little experiment in creating hearts from data. We call it-
  • Fred: DARKUBES!!!
  • (Obake):... Really?
  • Fred: Yeah. They're dark and they're cubes. I call em like I see em. Every bad baddie needs a cool name.
  • (Obake):... Annnnnd that just killed any enjoyment I would've personally gained. Destroy the park! (He ends transmission as the Darkubes began spreading, surrounding the park with a cube barricade while attacking everyone)
  • Hiro: Great. No cable, no Internet, no power, no rides, no weapons, no Baymax, NO ANYTHING USEFUL?!
  • Globby: AND NO NANOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO- (His neurotransmitter malfunctions as he turned into unsentient goo)
  • Agumon: WE HAVE TO STOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO- (The Digimon disappear again)
  • Gazelle: Dios mio!!!
  • Mo Tong: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now, we have no digimon, which means NO trip to Cyberspace!
  • Wasabi: Well NOW we're dead.
  • Sora: We'll have to fight them hero style. (The Darkubes attack and entrapped Big Hero 6, Junsei's group, and leave only Hiro)...
  • Fu-Xi: "HOW DO THESE SQUARES MADE CIRCLES?!"
  • Sora: Come on! (They did this with appropriate changes)
Kingdom Hearts 3 - The City Rescue Big Hero 6 and Investigate The Darkubes (Colors, Ball) (2019)

Kingdom Hearts 3 - The City Rescue Big Hero 6 and Investigate The Darkubes (Colors, Ball) (2019)

  • Hiro: (After everyone was free) Alright. We need to hit the Darkubes in the core.
  • Lord Shen: We are NOT calling them that! (Throws his blades which take out six Darkubes)
  • Deadpool: "Well the writing is still calling them that, so, Darkubes it is!"
  • Lord Shen: NOT HELPING!!! (They fought them)
  • Hiro: I don't even get it. Obake said they were creating a heart from data. This 'heart' stuff is apparently a metaphor magically personified, so, that means they can take hearts from robots. That doesn't even make any sense.
  • (Obake): It does. Robots, if displaying genuine character, can possess hearts, like your precious Baymax. I know because Cyborgus found something interesting. A red chip with a skull and crossbones on it.
  • Hiro: (Surprised)... No. You don't mean-
  • (Obake): You're smart. Put it together like a robot. Goodbye. (Ends transmission again as the Darkubes shapeshift into a giant Baymax that fought them for 30 seconds)
  • Gazelle: Wait... The Matrix Knights are part-data.... That means... (She inserts her Blade inside the Darkube Baymax which slowly started to purify it and turn it into a giant Matrix Knight as the park's power was restored)......
  • Globby: (Came back to life) BWHAHAHA!! I just blacked out for a moment.
  • Agumon: (The Digimon came back) -TOTOTOTOTOTOP THEM!
  • Palmon:... What did we miss?
  • Gazelle:... I think I turned the Darkube into a giant Matrix Knight.
  • Junsei: "Good save, but it might mean that it'll be awhile before you can afford to use the Matrix Knights again. Something THAT complex, is gonna need alot of mana to keep stable."
  • Gazelle: Well if I can train with it, that is.
  • Junsei: "Careful though. It's hard to tell which enfluence will be stronger: The Knight, or those cubes."
  • Gazelle: Whatever the case, I can and will handle it. Now it's obvious Cyborgus is pouring everything he's got on us. He uploaded Obake to the Internet, so it's not going to be possible to sneak up on him.
  • Mo Tong: "You do that. I'll work on getting a rememberence potion in production to help the Digimon remember how to make a leakhole now that they're back."

Cyborgus' Hideout

  • Obake: (Now inside a much more advanced robot) I got the data. I really messed with them.
  • Cyborgus: Splenididias. (Plugs it in and gets all the Big Hero 6 and Team Junsei info)
  • Mr. Sparkles: So, what do we do now?
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "(Ahem). For clarity's sake, I will speak in dum-dum languise so everyone can get the plan."
  • Dr. Cyborgus released a probe that deminstraights the plan.
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "(A hologram in the sytile of a slide-show) As we know, we have secured the keyblade. But it is not as simple as giving it to Xehanort and being done with it. Cause A: It's too small a victory to do so when it's one, vs. their 12. And B: Even then, they would aim to circumvent the transition and proceed to defeat us."
  • Baron Von Steamer: "Yeah, both of those things are a problem."
  • Robert: "Well alchourse they would. You basicly had me rob a museum for the thing. It's on par with their aims of basicly being real super heroes."
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "Which brings us to C: Brillient as implamenting Obake into the Internet is, obviously they will aim to rectify this by reminding the Digimon of how the Digital World came into the United Universes. Which is why, I aim to circumvent their digital exodus, by using the one thing that typically stands between us and Cyberspace....... (Reveils a captured Cyber Guardian)....... This, Cyber Guardian."
  • Juniper: HOLY F***AMOLY!!!!
  • Trina: YIKES!!!
  • Mr. Sparkles: "IS THAT A MOTHERF*****G XBOX 360 WITH SPIDER LEGS?!"
  • Cyber Guardian: "(Robot Monotone voice) This Cyber Guardian does not approve of this Cyber Guardian's predicament."
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "The Cyber Guardians are the ultamate enforcers of the Cybervoid. They are designed to capture any that would enter in it or try to leave. And I, shall, re-program it, to serve our interests."
  • Cyber Guardian: "This Cyber Guardian does not reckinese the Mothron Dr. Cyborgus."
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "Perhaps not right away..... But when I am done with you, (Brings out a purple black-smoke emitting chip), You will."
  • Cyber Guardian: "DANGER, DANGER, THAT CHIP IS EMITTING CORRUPTIONER CORRUPTION, DANGER, DANGER?!"
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "Thanks for the obvious statement, you glorifived piece of software. And it was NOT easy milking one and then placing it in this kind of chip, even with my intelligence. I'm just lucky I was already greatly one with darkness and was immuned to the creature's temptation."
  • Cyber Guardian: "(Tries to get back as much as possable in it's cage) This Cyber Guardian rejects this patch."
  • Two Mothron Battlebots grabbed the Cyber Guardian.
  • Dr. Cyborgus: "Fortunately for us, your complience is not a requirement. (Closes in with the purple chip as Dr. Cyborgus chuckled wickedly, as the other villains looked on freaked out by this, with Robert giving a remorseful stare of pity for the Cyber Guardian about to become a pawn like him)."

Amusement Park.

  • Mo Tong was using ingredients based on the Digital Realms as he stirs in his little cauldron.
  • Palmon: "Mmmm-mmm! Mo Tong, that potion is starting to small delisious!"
  • Mo Tong: "Well, mostly cause of the fact I added food of the Digital Realms to add an extra bit of flavor so it's, easier to stomich."
  • Patamon: "Well you outdone yourself cause it smells Yummy!"
  • Gabumon: "I know it's for impourent reasons, but I can't wait to drink it."
  • Globby: Well, if this 'digital trip' thing works, how do you know it's not another crazy trap? Obake could've gotten back into a robot body and left something dangerous in his place. The results wouldn't exactly be pretty for the city.
  • Biyomon: I'm sure if it IS a trap, we can handle it.
  • Junsei: Plus I already had the EMP field set around the city. Nobody can access any machines until this problem is solved for their own safety. Also, I would suspect that Obake might have a twin-program now turned into a virus that lingers in cyberspace that we're gonna need to deal with.
  • Globby: Hmm.
  • Hiro: Well, the park still has power, at least.
  • Baymax: But all our data has been wiped.
  • Hiro: I was working on a backup, but I guess Obake was smart enough to find and delete that too.
  • Aunt Cass: Well, here's hoping the city hasn't broken into rioting chaos by now.
  • Icky: "Well with any luck, at first they'll start bitching and moaning to the mayor and/or any other goverment offictal about it, and if unsatisfived, THEN they riot."
  • Pang Bing: "(Was seen flouting in meditation) Icky is accurate on this. The people are already in discontent about technology's failure."
  • Tulio: Yeah. Apple really screwed the pooch by turning humanity into drones that rely on the WWW through new computers and mobile phones. Humanity actually relies on it now.
  • GoGo: Not that that's entirely a bad thing.
  • Baymax: "I estimate that in the next several hours or so, the city would devolve into anarchy for being made to go cold turkey on internet service and other tecnological luxeries."
  • Mo Tong: "Well good news guys, I'm just about done with the rememberence potion. (The Potion was briming with 1s and 0s and data stuff)...... (Fu-Xi held a vial and collected some of the brew)....."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Okay, which one of you wants to taste this bad boy."
  • Agumon: "Let me try! I hope it's berry-flavored."
  • Fu-Xi: 'Well fair warning ahead of time. Rememberence Potions tend to be ONE HELL of a trip! Expect an enlightening existenceal exspearience from it."
  • Agumon: "(Takes the vial) Oh I'm sure you're just exaggerating. (Drinks it)..... Ahhhhh..... MMMM! Fruit-punch, with a taste of citrus- (Agumon's eyes began to glow!)"
  • Agumon began seeing the world de-rez out of existence as the potion took effect!
  • Agumon: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA, NOW I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT PIKACHU WENT THROUGH WHEN HE TRIED ACID?!"
  • Agumon was freaking out as he found himself flying across a digital tunnel, though in reality he is just standing there conked out with the glowing eyes.....
  • In Agumon's vision he was seen coreening across space-time as he was heading for what looked like a forming hole!
  • Agumon: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I'M TRIPPING DIGI-BALLS, MAN?! (Agumon screamed as he entered into the hole and crashed down!)..... Ohhhhhh, that was some trip. (Saw that Digimon of all kinds were using a higher technique unlike what they are known for in opening up the hole, as he saw the Digital Realms flouting in the Cybervoid)....... What the f-"
  • Voice: "You, Agumon!"
  • Agumon got confused and saw that a Renamon came forth....
  • Renamon: "You need to work with the others and use the Cyber-Openner to open the Cybervoid into the physical realms."
  • Agumon: "Uhhhh...... What?"
  • Renamon: ".... Ugh, magnifisent, another rookie. Take yourself to Omnimon immediately to learn the Cyber Openner so you can get to work. The Digital Realms is being gravitated to this realm and the Cyber Guardians can't seem to stop it."
  • Agumon: "Omnimon?"
  • Renamon: The very first Digimon. He has more power than all other Digimon species combined.
  • Agumon: So, basically he's omnipotent, given the Digimon we dealt with?
  • Renamon: Yes.
  • Agumon: "Uh, aye-aye, Renamon."
  • Renamon: Just be careful. He's in a, shall we say, Code 52. (Leaves)
  • Agumon: Code Fifty-what? And I don't think he's the first Digimon. Digimon are so confusing to people because of how many species there are. Billions. Whatever, better get started.
  • Agumon approuches an impourent enough place guarded by two Kuwagamons, that blocked his way.
  • Baromon came forth inbetween them.
  • Baromon: "May I ask for your reason to seek out Omnimon, Young Agumon?"
  • Agumon: "Uh, I'm a recent rookie that needs to learn the cyber openner."
  • Baromon: "(Sighs), Because alchourse you are. But keep in mind that Omnimon is in a complicated state. So we'll have to make the lessons move quickly so you can get to work to openning the leakhole to allow the Digital Realms enerence since the Cyber Guardians were unable to stop it's advance torwords the United Universes."
  • Agumon: Understood. Though, if I may ask, why is the digital world is moving the United Universes?"
  • Baromon: "The best answer I can offer is that, the Multiverse works in mysterious ways, that befuddle even the cosmic forces."
  • Agumon: Ugh, sometimes that IS annoying.
  • Baromon: Indeed. Come.

Omnimon's Chambers

  • Omnimon was seen using his powers to keep the flouting Digital Realms still, as it was exhausting his energy and stressing him out.
  • Omnimon: "Ugh, I know keeping a realm in palce is going to be difficult, but it's even more then what even the Cybers had said it is!"
  • Piximon showed up.
  • Piximon: "Sorry for interupting boss, but Baromon told me ya got another rookie."
  • Omnimon: "(Quietly) Mmmmm, by the motherboard, this again? (Openly) I'll contend to it once my shift is over and it's OmniShoutmon's turn."
  • Piximon: "Well that's why I came to him and told him to get ready to cover for you."
  • Omnimon: Good. Then bring me the rookie.
  • Piximon: I'll tell Baromon that right away. (Zooms off).

Awhile Later.

  • Agumon: (Comes in with Baromon)... Hello.
  • Omnimon:... Another Agumon? We have 124 of them already.
  • Baromon: "He might be a latest recrut, sir."
  • Omnimon: "..... Oh well, more the merrior I guess."
  • Agumon:... I feel there's something I should tell you, but... I rather not worry you wth major existenceal details, (Quietly) Cause it's likely only a memory based simulation anyway from the time that happened in maybe the late 1980s, (Open) Let's get started.
  • Omnimon: "..... You're eccentric, I'll give ya that.

Meanwhile...

  • Cyborgus: Well, people, it's happened.
  • Noodle Burger Boy: The Noodle Burger place got a replacement Noodle Burger Boy?
  • Cyborgus: Not even relivent to our situation. One of the Digimon have entered into lost memories of when the Digital Realms was coming into our Universes sometime in the later 1980s.
  • Yama: "AWWWWW, THAT'S CHEATING?!"
  • Cyborgus: "No, it's them adapting to the challnage presented. But worry not. Our contained Cyber Guardian, even after they gained a cyber-openner ability, will contend with them soon enough."
  • Momakase: It better.
  • Mr. Sparkles: I'm confused.
  • Cyborgus: They gave the Digimon a memory potion because a time dilation from both this united dimension and the Digimons' native home in the Digital Realms, made it impossible for all Digimon to remember how to jump between our reality and cyberspace at will. That memory potion will allow Agumon to remember and learn how to do it.
  • Mr. Sparkles:... Still lost.
  • Cyborgus: Ugh. Itti'sus fruustraingis howbus simplubilus thesus mortilians arrie. Ahem! In laments terms, Agumon will be able to take the fight to Obake by making a cyberspace leakage which brought the Digimon to this dimension to be able to enter cyberspace..
  • Obake: Okay, I may be a genius, but that doesn't seem to make any sense. I have exited the Internet before they can catch me and replaced myself with a virus doppleganger.
  • Cyborgus: That might not help you as much as you think. Sure, they'll contend to the virus out of principal, but you are still a vulnerable target. Allow me to explain. Remember when I said that I found the chip of the original Baymax in a dimension that is nothing but matter? There's dimensions of a single quantum mechanic. But some are a differed type of mechanic. Cyberspace is a dimension of pure data. A world of code. One of the most crucial realms of energy. It was the original home of the Digimon homeworld before the leakage. Cyber Guardians exist to keep this expanding realm from pouring into other dimensions. Even video game worlds have had influence from it. All machines with stored information all the way down to the first computer, including intelligent robots and artificial intelligence, tap into it. In a strange cosmic way, source code is so strong it became it's own realm. That became cyberspace, so, whether or not you get out of the Internet and into any device that uses machine code, and even with the existence of a doppleganger program loose in the Internet, you're in danger of being opposed by Agumon.
  • Obake:... In other words, I'm doomed no matter what machine I go into?
  • Cyborgus: "Why else did you think I corrupted that Cyber Guardian? It was a contingency plan in the inevitability they'll succeed. It'll lie in wait to surprise those misfits the moment they enter the Cybervoid. Even they would be helpless to a force meant to keep Cyberspace and our realms seperate from eachother."
  • Obake: "..... Just note that I WILL HOLD IT AGAINST YOU IF THIS CYBER GUARDIAN FAILS!!"
  • Cyborgus: "Be assured. An Outer God of that caliber is rarely prone to mistakes. It will act swift and quickly against them."
  • Obake: I hope so. Those Lodgers look like they've handled Outer Gods before.
  • Cyborgus: They have. They have even dealt with Cyber Guardians before. But that victory's end game was hastily rushed, so their interaction was, limited. That means there's a chance we can take advantage of this such limitation.
  • Obake: (His left face glows purple) Well it better be worth it. I poured my DNA into this chip the last second before my lair was destroyed and I might not have another chance to survive again.
  • Cyborgus: "Do be eased on this such fear, Obake. I wouldn't even bother with capturing and corrupting that Cyber Guardian if I wasn't sure it was capable of combating them."
  • Obake: And you're absolutely sure?
  • Cyborgus: Of course. By having them fight against my Pariahs, I have learned their ways of thinking and how to outsmart them. Never give into their hijinks. Never show them weakness. Take advantage of their own weaknesses and strengths. And above all, expect the unexpected, and prevent any intermediate stragity. And with technology in the palm of my hand, I can do that and more. And you destroying their van even had one advantage for me and my assusiate. For me, I got the entire history of the Lodgers from their travel history alone. And the times before they had it are irrelevant.
  • Obake: When did you get all that information? I literally had control of the van for 3 seconds before I destroyed it.
  • Cyborgus: I have my ways. I am the smartest villain in the UUniverses. Well, among the top 5-to-10, at the least. I can predict what they and their current teammates can and will do. That's why I chose that Cyber Guardian. By implementing it on their journey and corrupting it with false orderly programming, it will get the job done. Not even the Uniter is a match against it.
  • Obake: Still, from the details alone, they sound pretty unpredictable. They DO have a creature of chaos on their team.
  • Cyborgus: "As I said, expect the unexpected with them. Even unpredictability can be congured in time."
  • Obake: Unless you can see the future, I don't think it's humanly possible.
  • Cyborgus: Try not let yourself live in this fear..... That will lead to mistakes, and they will use that against you. Now, onto business.

Heroes' location.

  • Agumon is still conked out with glowing eyes......
  • Tentomon: "..... I, don't mean to question the exberts, but.... Is this suppose to be like this?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Yes. This is how the rememberence potion works. It brings the drinker to lost memories."
  • Gomamon: "Well, I don't mean to sound like a worried nancy like Joe, but, how long is that suppose to last?"
  • Mo Tong: "Up until he finds the memory of how to enter the Cybervoid and Cyberspace."
  • Palmon: "That's, reassuring?"
  • Tai: "Hey, I'm confindent that Agumon has this in the bag...... (Quietly) I hope."
  • Hiro: Well what do we do in the meantime? I'm sure our enemies will be attacking the city, if not with technology, but with biological enhancements.
  • Baymax: They use nano-receptors for biological enhancements. They cannot work under the EMP field.
  • Hiro: Well they DO know how to make nanobots. Biomechanical ones at that. So it's possible that they can bypass the EMP and- (Explosions occur in San Fransokyo)... Do that.....
  • Icky: "WHAT?! But Bad Guys aren't suppose to act on anything until we can learn the thing to beat them?!"
  • B.O.B.: "I CALL HAX?!"
  • Junsei: "Hey, you guys were fairly warned that Cyborgus is beyond what you guys normally expect from villains. Your own faults for being too complient on villains being morons about inconvinences like that."
  • Fred: Don't you guys know ANYTHING?!
  • Giftware: "The Cyber Openner will have to wait. We need to contend with the current issue now-"
  • Suddenly, a Cybervoid Portal Opened, as the corrupted Cyber Guardian came forth, which had a red eye ring and was coverd in emitting smoke.
  • Cyber Guardian: "(Dark Monotone) Contain, Cybervoid Violations."
  • Junsei: "That's the same Cyber Guardian I first ran into!..... Also...... He's awfully smokey lately."
  • Giftware: "The Cyber Guardian has been corrupted?!"
  • Cyber Guardian: "MUST, CONTAIN?! (Starts charging up a beam)!"
  • Tai grabs Agumon!
  • Tai: "AMSCRAY?!"
  • The Misfits made a run for it, but were captured by the large beam as everything flashed?!

Unknown Realm.

  • The Entire Group found themselves on a metal floor, unconjustus..... They but a still conked out Agumon came through and got up, witnessing a complicated space with nothing with metal walls with glowing lines....
  • Tuilo: "...... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
  • Pang Bing: "We're...... We're in the Innerverse of the Cyber Guardian."
  • Po: "Innerverse?"
  • Icky: "I think that's like a fancy term for things like what goes on in Ozzmosis and Inside Out."
  • Viper: "Or the times we ventured into Deadpool and Pang Bing's minds."
  • ???: "Well ain't this a fine sloopy mess you got yourselves into."
  • Saldaron appeared.
  • Icky: "OH THERE YOU ARE, MISTER NO HELP?!"
  • Saldaron: "Oh hush up and be glad I'm being permited to intervene NOW! As you figured, the Cyber Guardian has been corrupted. This was done so by Cyborgus when he figured you were gonna get the Cyber Openner for Agumon to learn about."
  • Pang Bing: "But how?! Outer Gods are never enfluenced by even the strongest of mortals?!"
  • Saldaron: "That's why, he created a purple chip, laced with the energies of a Corruptioner, a shall we say, very unpleasent Outer God Devient."
  • Shifu: "That explains the smoke and the red in it's eye-ring."
  • Icky: "Oh great! Our spider-legged Xbox 360 friend basicly was corrupted to turn us into it's prisoner?!"
  • Junsei: "Hey, give Omega-0918 a break, he's clearly not being himself!"
  • Hiro: "You know this thing?"
  • Junsei: "Hey, he may not look like it now, but he's actselly a nice guy and a good conversationalist, for, a cosmic force that speaks in steriotypical robot tones. He's only like this because Cyborgus screwed with him."
  • Pang Bing: "Then we need to cleanse this corruption."
  • Fu-Xi: "But question is, where to even go?"
  • Tai: "And what about Agumon? He's still on his high!"
  • Agumon was now drooling in his conked state as his eyes still glowed.
  • Giftware: "Some of us will stay and keep watch of him."
  • Hiro: "Meantime, let's bust out of this holding confinement and take this crazy walking console down to size!"
  • Sam: Kinda have to stop ya there, kid. Cyber Guardians can't be stopped by mortals. Heck, we barely even had a chance to really interact with them due to the botched ending of Viral Vi-tor Gets Real.
  • Hiro: Why are you sounding like you're giving up?
  • Icky: "He didn't say we're throwing the towel! He's trying to say that it's not gonna help to pick a fight with a cosmic force when it's the corruption that's the issue!"
  • Baymax: I had already scanned the Cyber Guardian. What they say is valid. This Cyber Guardian is beyond what even any man could be able to create. This tecknowagey is aproxingly 1 zillion power levels above myself, even that of the Mothron Battle Bots. Omega is litterally out of our understanding.
  • Hiro: BUT THIS ONE IS CORRUPTED!!!
  • Rita: Not all foes are decorrupted by a simple beatdown. We must simply approach this nonviolently. Besides, it's the chip that needs to be taken down, not our current host.
  • Hiro: "Well can we at least agree that we can't stay trapped in this convinment device if we need to even GET to that chip?"
  • Pang Bing: "That much we do agree, but doing it violently will only alarm it's defence systems to attack us in deeming us threats."
  • Hiro: "Ugh, fair point. I'm sorry, it's just that, the thought of San Fransokyo becoming a villain's playground is getting to me, ya know? Those maniacs are likely having a field day out there, and we got abducted by a sentient Xbox 360?!"
  • GoGo: But, won't trying to reach the chip be possible? That thing has to be like, super aware of it's surroundings.
  • Spyro: I'm sure we can figure it out.
  • GoGo: I hope so. (A hologram of the Cyber Guardian Omega-0918 appeared)
  • Gazelle: Grande one, we didn't do anything wrong.
  • Omega-0918: Incorrect. You have attempted to open a hole in cyberspace and risk leakage.
  • Duke: We were doing it to stop some lunatic.
  • Omega-0918: The Cyber Guardians have it under control. But you attempted to make it worse.
  • Fred: Do you even know what you're saying?
  • Omega-0918:... Are you questioning this unit's knowledge?
  • Icky: "Look, we only need to relearn the stupid Cyber-Openner move to make our own leakhole to destroy a virus, we'll be done and out and close up the hole afterwords, okay?"
  • Omega-0918: Yeyeyeyeyeyeye- (Glitches in distortion again) The risks are too great.
  • Iago: "Okay, seriously, are you even aware that you have been corrupted?"
  • Omega-0918: I-I-I- Unable to validate. (Glitches in much more distortion)
  • Shenzi: What are you doing?
  • T.K: I think they're confusing the corruption out of it.
  • Shenzi: Well it's working.
  • Icky: "Nothing like logic paradoxes to put a rogue bot in place."
  • Omega-0918: (It glitches massively in confusion, then stopped for awhile, then the corruption chip was ejected froma vortex system above the storage containment area as it fell down and broke into pieces, returning Omega-0918's innerverse normal) Cyber Guardian Innerverse systems return to original programming.... This unit's loyalty has been violated.
  • Junsei: "Sorry ya had to go through that, Omeg. We're diffentelty gonna kick Cyborgus' bug butt extra hard for that."
  • Omega-0918: "This unit offers due apologies for critical error. Proceed releasement proceedures. (The Hologram vanishes as everything flashed)."

Cybervoid.

  • The group were released into the Cybervoid by a much larger Omega-0918.
  • Omega-0918: "This unit is indepted for your anti-virus software services on a corrected chip. This unit will have to see on getting it's naterol anti-corruption software upgraded to avoid future hacking cases."
  • Deadpool: "Hey, it's cool, it's cool. We kinda needed to be in the Cybervoid anyway. We now just need to enter Cyberspace, and it's only a matter of Agumon waking u-"
  • Agumon: "(Spontantiously wakes up) I DID?! I LEARNED THE CYBER-OPENNER- (Saw he was in the Cybervoid and saw Omega)....... HOLY COWMON, WHAT DID I MISS?!"
  • Junsei: "Let's just say, ya missed out on Cyborgus almost having us good."
  • Palmon: "Back on track, you learned the Cyber-Openner?"
  • Agumon: "Did I ever! Now we can enter Cyberspace!"
  • Omega-0918: "This unit must offer friendly but cautious advice, Cyberspace can be a wild and untamed realm, data and programs of all kinds obey no reckitneseable inrealms laws there."
  • Junsei: "Thanks for the heads up, but we can handle it. Follow me closely guys, I know where the Cyberspace of Fransokyo is. I, dabbled in this place before. (The group walked on)."
  • Omega-0918: "Luck.EXE is offered."
  • Gazelle: "Gracias."

Cyberspace Wall

  • The group stood before a large wall of binary codes and other data and numeral stuff.
  • Tai: ".... Well, time for that uh.... Moment of truth."
  • Agumon: ".... Welp, (Hands start to glow in data sparks) Here goes enough. (Approuches the wall, touches it, and it opens up, showing something out of Ralph Breaks the Internet)..... Holy cow!"
  • Icky: ".... Ladies and gentlemen..... The Internet."
  • Deadpool: "Oh thank god, we're not making Emoji Movie's sytile of internet canon!"
  • Lord Shen: "Ugh, are people still HARD on that film? I mean, I know it's not exactly an original piece with a basic plot, nor those ripoff accusations really helped matters, and that making a media film based on silly emotion faces on a smart phone seems ludicrous, but it's not the sign that Hollywood has gone mad! A better sign of Hollywood going mad would be a film of a static BUTTOCKS for an entire runtime like in Idiocracy!"
  • Deadpool: "I know it's not exactly cool anymore to hate on the Emoji Movie, but ya cannot deny, that film was not a better alternative from the Popeye film!"
  • Icky: "Hey, it just happened to show up in a bad time when that project ENTERED HIATUS, it's not cancelled."
  • Deadpool: "Tch, so had things like a forth Non-MCU 4th Spider Man Movie and one for a variation of the Gorgon Medusa, BUT NOTHING STILL CAME UP FROM THEM?!"
  • Icky: "..... Okay, fair point on Sony's bad track record on hiatus projects, but that film was just a victim of bad timing."
  • Boss Wolf: "Negitive seniment about how people aren't crazy about how the youth are attracted to their Iphones doesn't help."
  • The Heroes agreed to that unamamously.
  • Po: "Oh yeah, that much nobody's gonna defend."
  • Icky: "Ditto."
  • Junsei: "Ahem! May we please focus and get to work?"
  • The Group entered forth.

San Fransokyo's Internet City.

  • A Digital Anime-Eqsed City was seen, as product placement for famous websites and stand-in avatars for internet users adorn the areas.
  • Deadpool: "Just saying, SO GLAD we went for the Wreak-It-Realm's vision of the Internet."
  • An Anime Sushi Chief: "(Japanese Speaking), FISH FRESH?!"
  • A suited virtual salesmen avatar of an ad: "Please be sure to check out the new J-Screen from Misobushi Electronics, The Machines of the rising sun."
  • A video was seen playing this!
(MMD)- Baku Baku Nyan Nyan

(MMD)- Baku Baku Nyan Nyan

  • Icky: "..... This is some Anime-S*** going down here!"
  • Suddenly, StrafersDevastators and Magnum Loaders  began to swarm, causing the Internet Avatars to glitch out, as the Obake Virus Avator appeared looking like a Japanese Demon.
  • Obake Virus: "Commencing, with terminating unwanted outsiders."
  • Sora: "Looks like our virus friend brought friends of his own!"
  • Hiro: Looks like it. I just hope the REAL San Fransokyo is faring well.

San Fransokyo

  • Obake: (Machines built by Yama invaded along with the other villains) I feel like a fresh new villain already.
  • Badgal: (On a giant robot for Obake) I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE IN YEARS!!!! I'M DOING IT BETTER THAN YOUR DEAD ASS, REISU!!!
  • Trina: Are you always this cocky?
  • Badgal: Not before I went insane in prison.
  • Noodle Burger Boy: YAHOO, WAHEEHEE!!! YAHOO, WAHEEHEE!!!
  • Mr. Sparkles: LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!! (His Mayoi army attacked)
  • Orso Nox: (He, Nega-Globby, Bessie terrorize the city with him in his monster form)
  • Momakase: (Shreds up things in comical fashion with her graphene claws)
  • Deathbeach: (He was a high-tech Deadpool ripoff with plasma blasters and plasma swords slashing the villains' robots up) WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!! Everyone better open your asses, because I'm about to destroy them!!
  • Baron Von Steamer:... Who the devil is that?
  • Supersonic Sue: Who cares? Kick his ass!!! (They fought him)
  • Obake: (On communicator) Must you leave the party so soon, Good Doctor?
  • (Cyborgus): I must. I had a Plan B set up in the event the heroes managed to decorrupt the Cyber Guardian by confusing the corruption out of it. Now that it's happened, I must go and bring the Keyblade to someone I am benufacting in Final World. As for you? Well, have fun decreseing this world's purity with your, "fun", as it were. (Communication ends)
  • Badgal:... This got WAY more interesting.

Cybervoid

  • Sora: (He and the heroes were fighting the Heartless until they were approached by more Darkubes) Oh these things again.
  • Icky: "We just CAN'T seem to get a break?!"
  • Donald: "QUIT COMPLAINING AND FOCUS?!"
  • The Darkubes flew around!

Meanwhile, at the Leage Fortress.

  • The Organisation Members and Xehanort's loyalists were still fighting eachother!
  • The Leage were sitting around bored......
  • Galaxhar: "..... WE'VE BEEN WATCHING THESE GUYS ANIME FIGHT FOR HOURS ON END?!"
  • Xigbar: "(Holding back Xemnas) Ya know guys, if ya want something productive to do, maybe do something useful and oh I don't know, HELP US?!"
  • Mirage: "BUT THAT WOULD TECNECALLY BE DOING, GOOD?!"
  • Ansem the Wise: "CONSIDER THIS MORE LIKE PUNISHING TRAITORS TO YOUR CAUSE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD IN A SENSE!?"
  • Plankton: "WAIT?! Wouldn't it be smart to instead try to find the Lougers and get THEM to deal with these traitors?!"
  • Junjie: "Well likely they got caught up with going after the big fish first before-"
  • Axel: "OH FOR CRAP'S SAKE, JUST GO?! (Teleports the Leagers away!)"

San Fransokyo, Cool World Amusement Park

  • The Leagers scream as they all fell down onto the Roller Coaster.
  • Voice Record: "Please remain seated at all times."
  • Facilier: "OH NO, IT'S YZMA'S LAB ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
  • Kronk: "OH BOY?!"
  • Pete: "Wait a minute, guys, are we even sure this rolly-coaster is even stab- (It collapses as they crash comically)... Ow!"
  • Rourke: Alright, who's not dead? Sound off.
  • Villains moan in pain....
  • Etemon: "DAMN IT SON, THAT WAS THE WORSE ROLLER COASTER I EVER DONE EXSPEARIENCED, WHAT KIND OF ACTION PARK WANNA-BE OF AN AMUSEMENT PARK IS THIS?!"
  • Maleficent: "Obviosuly it is abandoned, you spoiled fool! Judging from the age of the attractions, I say it has no seen service for quite some time."
  • Helga: "Thanks for the observation, Mistress of All Things Obvious."
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Though the question is, WHY here?"
  • Plankton: "Call it a wild hunch, but I'm itching to bet that it could be where the Lougers are, or at least the last known location."
  • Cobra: "Well, as well see if we can get the Misfits to contend with Xehanort's lapdogs. They'll likely be done with, whatever it is they're doing soon enough."
  • Scroop: "And what makes you sure the Misfits will embrace our presence here, all things considered about how Xehanort was with us?"
  • Cobra: "Even if there is an air of begrudgence, we share an enemy in that traitor now. Sure, they'll take potshots on how STUPID we were for ever having him around, but, eventually they'll tolerate our presence at the minamum when they acknowledged that Xehanort the Second had betrayed us and that we have just as much to gain to get even as they have to rescue Miss Kairi!"
  • Mirage: "But then they'll likely make us promise to never go after the Princesses again after this!"
  • Rourke: "Oh be honest, cat lady, has that plan EVER gone anywhere outside of maybe like, a few cases of "Close but no cigar"?"
  • Zira: "We have been stuck on that old plan, FOR YEARS!! And it barely even bared, even so much as less benefital oppertunties. It felt as likely as Nuka getting a mate!"
  • Nuka: "HEY?!"
  • Zira: "Oh don't act like I'm not right!!"
  • Chrysalis: "Well, I'm sure even Malefor would agree that the Princess of Heart thing has gotten stale. REAL, stale! Like, it's barely even the main drive of the majority of plans kinda stale! Our activities often consisted of unrelated ventures or Junjie being an ass! Rarely had we had any plans centered actselly ON Kairi?!"
  • Throx: "I have to agree. This free the Darkspawn plan via the purest of human females has turned into a rotten egg of an idea. I'm sure they're not the only keys of freeing them."
  • Plankton: "I know that for a fact! We once went after the Black Cauldron a long while back?!"
  • Mirage: "We stuck with the Princesses of Heart Ritual because it is one of the stronger ways to free the Darkspawn!"
  • Cobra: "Oh, and who did you think TOLD YOU THAT?!"
  • Mirage: "...... That doesn't mean it's wrong!"
  • Cobra: "Even if it had a LICK of truth, clearly it felt like we were hands for hire kidnapping the Princesses for HIS aims! The fact about that, ritual to free the darkspawn thing, was just a false promise to make us willingly accept a heavy risk otherwise?! Hell, he didn't even LEFT us the princesses, he pretty much took the princesses with him, KAIRI INCLUDED?!"
  • Mirage: "Are you people SERIOUSLY this bitter about Xehanort having ulterior motives that you would abandon an otherwise perfect plan because of bitter assusiation?!"
  • Cobra: "Well, that, and it would be a cold day in THE BANISHED REALMS if the Lougers just let us keep those statised brats after all this trouble they went through after the shitstorm they are at risk off with the High Council and their various allies?! HELL, DID YOU EVEN PAID ATTENTION TO THE TITLE OF THE BLASTED EPISODE?! If you pardon my meta-speak! It's likely this will be the episode will the plug is PULLED on this plan, which has been comatosed by the fact, we are unable, TO OBTAIN KAIRI?!"
  • Mirage's head echoed as Kairi was shouted in.............
  • Mirage: "....... (Different Woman's voice) Kairi?"
  • Mirage had a brief migrain, as Mirage was back to normal.....
  • Mirage: "...... You see why I am not so willing to ditch the plan? Because if Malefor is not ever freed, then the Mask of Bastet will eventually lose power and I go back to being the human host. I need Malefor back, even for only some brief time, else I am DONE for!"
  • Cobra: "..... Look, I do promise that EVENTUALLY, we're getting Malefor out, but I can't promsie it'll be with the Princesses anymore. Look at this in a realistic persective, this whole mess started BECAUSE they were coming to rescue the Princesses to begin with! Even if we stay firm, they'll just kick our asses and rescue them anyway! We're doomed to square one either way, so it's approbate to allow the Lougers a soft victory after the S*** Xehanort II and/or these Mothron Cospiriators had put them through?! Am I, even remotely clear?!"
  • Mirage: "..... (Monotoned) I'll wait in Pymird Attraction when you're done. (Leaves for the Pyrimid)......"
  • Galaxhar: "..... Was that a yes defeated bitterness or no defeated bitterness?"
  • Hades: "Yeesh, someone could use some catnip."
  • Fagin: "..... Maybe, I should-"
  • Cobra: "We're better off letting Mirage ruminate on things."
  • Jafar: ".... Well, I noticed that the Mask of Bastet may be, starting to wear thin without Malefor's direct presence."
  • Cobra: "Something we'll amend soon enough. Now, let's keep a low profile and wait for the Lougers to show up ineditably to go after whatever Mothron they aim to defeat in this world..... By the by, WHERE THE DICKENS ARE WE ANYWAY?!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "(Picks up an old poster of Big Hero 6 showing up for a live preformice in a Comic Con of 2017)..... I believe, the Big Hero 6 world."
  • Scroop: Oh no. A loose Marvel world. That means there's another Deadpool or at least a near-variment of him here!
  • Gaspar: Oh suck it up, you whiny longlegs. We have s*** to do.

Cyberspace.

  • The Heroes fought off the Darkubes as the Obake Virus laughed!
  • Obake Virus: "Your deletion is all but 100% assured."
  • Fred: Oh wow we never heard THAT one before.
  • Icky: "I know, it's annoying on how villains like to BRAG about how indestructable they are and how we're basicly fucked for fighting them! It's so, annoying."
  • Obake Virus: "Mockery does not change your deletion status!"
  • Icky: Neither will being a boastful moronic coding.
  • Deadpool: OPEN YOUR EXHAUST PORT BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO DESTROY IT!!!
  • Obake Virus: I am a virus, moron.
  • Deadpool: "Then let's MAKE AN EXHAUST PORT ON YOU?!"
  • Obake Virus: "I'm litterally nothing but data, how can you hope to-"
  • Deadpool: BY STABBING YOU!!!
  • Obake Virus:... Okay I'm done making sense with this. I'm killing you all.
  • Gazelle: That's what you think. (Summons up hundreds of Matrix Knights of many forms)
  • Obake Virus:... You must be joking. What hope do those silly things have against me?
  • Gazelle: Well you said it yourself. You're nothing but data. Maybe we can use that against you.
  • Obake Virus:... Wha- (All the Matrix Knights caught and held him as Gazelle got the Uniter Blade ready) NO!! NONONONONONONO- (She purified and eliminated him with the Blade) AA-AA-AA-AA-AA- (Dies as it cures Cyberspace)
  • Gazelle:... I now know how we can eliminate the real Obake.
  • Tigress: Great.
  • Deadpool: Thank God!
  • Hiro: This better be worth it. I'm starting to get tired of this place. I always thought the internet is a tainted invention that came to be crawling with short-lived memes and flame wars about politics."
  • Deadpool: "And less said about fan art, the better. Trust me. They're not ALL bad, but.... (Shudders), I recimend you stay in the safe-for-work section if you catch my drift."
  • Hiro: Trust me. After Karmi's fan fiction, I know.
  • Agumon: "Time to get back to reality."

San Fransokyo

  • Obake: (The heroes arrived) YOU!
  • Barb: Thank God! We were starting to get bored.
  • Supersonic Sue: I second that! (Zips around them at a rapid speed creating a tornado)
  • Baron Von Steamer: Well, Obake, you're the brains of the outfit. What should we do?
  • Badgal: (Blasting her blaster gauntlets at the heroes as they comically bump into each other unable to focus) Yeah, those guys won't stay spinning forever.
  • Obake:... Well it's about as good a time as any. Time to unleash, Dark Baymax.
  • Yama: FINALLY!!!! Time to show ol' Hiro what a TRUE robotic fighter is. (He presses a button as out from Obake's robot body came a mass of Darkubes in a sphere)
  • Makasume: Ooh, this is going to get interesting. SUE! (Supersonic Sue stopped as the heroes saw the Darkube spear revealing the original Baymax in black armor and two giant Darkube hands)
Kingdom Hearts 3 Dark Baymax Boss Fight 15

Kingdom Hearts 3 Dark Baymax Boss Fight 15

  • Deadpool: "OH MY FREAKING GOD, FINALLY, A KINGDOM HEARTS BOSS IS BOTH NOT A MOTHRON USING THE FORM AND IS A PREREQISIT TO SAID MOTHRON BADDIE?!"
  • Giftware: "Albeit because this time Cyborgus was able to secure the keyblade, unlike the others!"
  • Deadpool: "But still, ya have NO idea how annoying it was to miss out actselly fighting the Pariah Guys themselves in favor of Kingdom Hearts 3 bosses!"
  • Giftware was about to speak!
  • Icky: "Lady, I know your abit annoyed at him not taking this seriously, but, let him have this, I do kinda have to agree that at least ONE of the 5 Pariahs is something worth writing home about."
  • GoGo: What's going on?
  • Honey Lemon: Another Darkube form?
  • Fred: Doesn't look as bad as the last ones.
  • Goofy: It could be a trick.
  • Ebon: Could be.
  • Wasabi: Usually is.
  • Marys: Either way, brace yourselves.
  • Hiro: Wait....... It's the original Baymax!
  • Lord Shen: You don't know that.
  • Po: Big chubby whiteness? Similar body armor given a new paintjob?
  • Lord Shen: Like Goofy said, it could be a trick.
  • Obake: Oh it's the original Baymax, I assure you. Cyborgus found him in a matter dimension alone. (Dark Baymax was seen)... Don't even bother reasoning with him. Cyborgus said this puppet already lost his heart.
  • Hiro: He's not a puppet! Baymax, he's like my family. Give him back!
  • Obake: (Chuckles) Remember the red killer chip you used to try and kill Callaghan? (Brings it out as it was tainted with darkness, as Robert reeled in horror of those bad memories)
  • Hiro: No! NO, DON'T YOU DARE!!!
  • Obake: It's too late. Now I'm gonna make you fools wish you stayed prisoners to that Cyber Guardian! (Inserts the chip) There's no turning back. The best part about this? You heroes will have to destroy him in front of Hiro. BAYMAX... (Dark Baymax's visors glow red)... DESTROY THEM! (Dark Baymax jet towards them)
  • Baymax: Oh no. (Dark Baymax plowed through the heroes getting to Hiro as Baymax punched him away)... (Dark Baymax crawled back up and spread it's Darkube hands to destroy everything in sight)
  • Spyro: Hiro, what do we do?
  • Hiro:... Baymax means everything to me. But that chip ISN'T who he is. I already made this mistake once before. Tadashi wouldn't want there to be a Baymax that hurts people.... So he has to be stopped.
  • Obake: (Chuckles) Pretty noble. But simply futile. Go ahead and try. We, in the meantime, will leave you to it and have a front-row seat.
  • Callaghan: (Sighs as he sees Abigail in Obake's robotic body in a torture chamber)... Let's get out of here. (The villains leave as everyone watch the fight including Richardson, Karmi, Granville, Megan Cruz and her father, Krei, and Felony Carl)
  • Globby: LET'S TAKE OUT IT'S ARMS! (He did that with his powers)... Oh... Make that let ME take out it's arms. (Dark Baymax just grew them back)... Darn it! (Dark Baymax stretched out it's arm and grabbed him, smacking him around the neighborhood)
  • Gazelle: (Tries to purify the data arms but Dark Baymax avoided the attacks) Maldito! He's too fast! (Dark Baymax left Darkubes and Heartless to invade while fleeing)... I'm going after him. (Summons Matrix Knights) The rest of you take care of the Darkubes.
  • Fred: That's what we do. (Uses his new freeze breath and then uses fire and ice together to create a tornado spinning around many of the Heartless, Wasabi used his new blaster function, Honey Lemon used her new mana chemballs, GoGo used her new vertical skating, and Baymax went into Overdrive Mode and used his wingblade like a Keyblade)
  • Gazelle: Bueno. (Flies after Dark Baymax as she fought him in the skies)
  • The Leagers are hiding in the shadows and watching the events unfold.
  • Captain Hook: "Well, at least we get private balcony seats to a swashbuckling event."
  • Maleficent: "..... This chaos feels like it's but a diversion to slow them down, while Cyborgus escape."
  • Oggie Boogie: "Well with Gazelle, it's about to be a snake-eyes flop!"
  • Gazelle still chased after Dark Baymax!
  • Gazelle: Cut him off! (The Matrix Knights put up a shield barrier trapping Dark Baymax as Gazelle fought him)
  • Dark Baymax at first looked as if to have the upperhand, but then, a tiny Matrix Knight managed to get inside Dark Baymax and began to merge with the tec of Dark Baymax, now created a purifived Matrix Baymax half, as the twohalfs began fighting itself now!
  • Obake: "(Saw that) WHAT?! WHAT HAS HAPPENED?! WHY IS DARK BAYMAX TURNING ON ITSELF NOW?!"
  • Junsei: "Simply put, ya made the mistake of underestimating the Matrix Knights."
  • Obake: "..... Don't think you all are out of the forest of doom yet! Callaghan, entrap these accursed idiots!?"
  • Callaghan relucently sighed and puts on the mask that summons the microbots again.
  • Gazelle: (Puts down the cured Baymax) That's ENOUGH! (Blasts Obake as his body shattered and he malfunctioned with his left face glowing purple)
  • Obake: NOOO!! GRAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA!!!
  • Gazelle:... Rest in cyberspace! (Uses her Blade to cleanse out his data destroying him as the rest of his body blew up freeing Abigail)...
  • Hiro:... Is that Abigail?
  • GoGo:... So THAT'S why Callaghan's been doing this!
  • Fred: These villainous jerks have been threatening her this whole time!
  • Badgal: That's right! But I guess since the cat's out of the bag, there's only one thing to do. (Blasts an overcharged blast at her as Callaghan shielded her with the microbots)
  • Callaghan:... I lost her once... I WILL NOT lose her again!!
  • Mr. Sparkles: "Aw crud, Callahhan's gone anti-hero!"
  • Baron Von Steamer: "Unfortunate, but not surprising. He never did had a proper villain's mentality anyway."
  • Callaghan: There was no reason to be one. You all are more pitiful. Mr. Sparkles only became a villain because his own web show got outshined by a viral cat video. Noodle Burger Boy only became a villain because much of his design was based on war machines. Obake was only a villain because he suffered a brain injury. Yama just does what he does because he loves robots and was just pissy because he lost his favorite bot-fighting show BattleBots in it's third reincarnation when bot-fighting was outlawed.
  • Yama: I'd like to see you act so well when your favorite robotic hobby is outlawed for no reason.
  • Baymax: Bot-fighting was illegalized because of the advancement of robotic technology. Bot-fighting was no longer deemed safe because robots were now more advanced and therefore dangerous.
  • Yama: THAT'S WHY IT WAS FUN!!!!
  • Badgal: Yama, please. Kids and misfits, judge us for our life choices, but that's what happens when technology evolves. Haven't you seen ANY sci-fi movie? I mean this world DOES balance good and evil, for some odd reason. That was what Cyborgus said anyway.
  • Wasabi: "Then in that case, time to be balenced, ladies and gentlemen!"
  • Noodle Burger Boy: "Well bring it on then!" (Sings his signature song as they fought)
  • Baron Von Steamer: LET'S GET STEAMED!!
  • Supersonic Sue: LAAAAAAME!!!
  • Baron Von Steamer: WELL AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR STINKING CATCHPHRASE!!! (Suddenly he was kicked into a wall by Boss Awesome)
  • Fred: DAD!! (Boss Awesome gave a thumbs up as he fought the two)
  • Junsei: Badgal!
  • Badgal: Ah. Junsei. It's been a while. You and I have unfinished business. (Created an energy blade)
  • Junsei: Indeed.
  • Badgal:... (New voice) HELL YEAH WE DO, YA RIMJOB!!!
  • Hiro: Gwha?!
  • Junsei: Oh I forgot to mention, Badgal has three split personalities.
  • Deadpool/???: ANOTHER REFERENCE!!! (Deadpool noticed Deathbeach)
  • Deadpool:... Please don't tell me that's-
  • Deadbeach: "Duuuuuuude, you look like me, but less..... Tecno."
  • Scroop was seen having a panic attack in the Leage's hiding spot!
  • Scroop: "(Like a scatterbrain) T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-There's two of them! (Hyperventlates!)"
  • Galaxhar: ".... This is SO weird to see Scroop panic like this."
  • Cobra: "..... Maybe we should move to a less direct spot. (The Villains grabbed a panicy scroop and vanished into the shadows!)"
  • Badgal: "(Another more sofisicated voice) Now see here, ladies, this is a professional battle going on now, we should- (Crazy voice) OH SCREW YOU, I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES?! (Original voice) UGH, YOU TWO ARE EMBARRISING ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?! (Heroes and Villains alike look at this weirdly)...."
  • Junsei: "..... Oh great, she's arguing with herself now. I hate it when it happens."
  • Icky: "Duel-personas, am I right?"
  • Mr. Sparkles: "...... That's weirdly hot for some reason."
  • Trina: Dude, seriously?
  • Mr. Sparkles: "Hey no kink-shaming, to me, it's like she's three chicks in one!"
  • Baron Von Steamer: "Can you PLEASE not make this weirder then already?!"
  • Junsei: "BACK TO BUSINESS! I still got due business with you!"
  • Badgal: "(Sofisicated voice) Oh come now, Junnifer, are you still bitter about the Everwraith and Giri fiasco? It's hardly relivent anymore, dear. Reisu is no longer among the living."
  • Junsei: "Well, I'm the kind of person that wants to have all aspects of her past wrapped up in a nice bow. That includes you, like it or not. When I'm done you, Badgal, you'll be nice and ready for an insane asylum soon enough."
  • Badgal: "(Crazy voice) YEESH, KILLJOY MUCH?! ISN'T IT ENOUGH WE DITCHED HIS STUPID ASS FOR YOU, JUNSI?!"
  • Junsei: Not really. (Badgal got angry as they fought)
  • Sora: Let's go. (The heroes quickly defeated the villains along with Callaghan as Cruz got Abigail to safety)
  • Gazelle:... Bueno. It's finally over. Now to retrieve the Keyblade and save this world. (Gets remnant data from Obake's body)... Oh no.
  • Deadpool: Oh what now?
  • Gazelle: Cyborgus has already left with the Keyblade.
  • Baymax: Actually no. I can sense him approaching an unidentified vehicle.
  • King Mickey: Good! We're not too late. (The heart-shaped moon glows in black magic)... Though we may have to hurry.
  • Junsei: Agreed. But first, citizens of San Fransokyo, for your own safety, we must erase your memories of Big Hero 6's secret identities.
  • Angry News Boss that lookes like J.J. Johanson: "THAT IS CENSORSHIP OF MEMORY AND THE PRESS?!"
  • Deadpool: "Wha-oh, a James Johanson Expie. So much for recimending Spider-Man to this place."
  • J.J. Expie: "First off, My name's Bob Bobio Bobertson of the Daily Ninja News, and secondly, Spider-Man? You mean Arachno-Teen, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON-"
  • Giftware: "(Puts Bob into a slumber and then does the same for all citizens)...... They'll be up by morning and assume everything that happened to be a dream."
  • King Mickey: "Good! Now let's get Cyborgus!"
  • The Group charged forth as the still hidden Leagers see this.
  • Cobra: ".... Perfect."

Meanwhile...

  • Dr. Cyborgus was approuching his ship with the contained keyblade in tow.
  • Suddenly, a blast destroyed his ship, as Cyborgus only sighed.......
  • Cyborgus: "..... Clearly, I have miscalculated you misfits. (Turns to see the Lodgers and Big Hero 6, and other allies).... Your persistence even managed to overcome a cosmic entity meant to secure Cyberspace and Cybervoid alike. My apologies for underestimating your talents. (Darkly) It won't, happen again."
  • Quidilin: "Not sure if this will go into that thick metal body of yours, but that guy you're conspiring with is not as much as a pal you Pariahs thought he was! He is likely only using you jerks to push an agenda of having all that Great Cycle power for himself."
  • Cyborgus: "..... Tch. An unfortunate revelation, but not something unexpected. He is an eviler doppelganger of a misguided minor servent of darkness after all."
  • Goofy: "..... Gawrsh, we figured you wouldn't believe us."
  • Cyborgus: "What kind of a genius would I be if I blindly trusted appearences or even mere words of even the most ideal propitsitions? Besides, I would aim to reign in that doppelganger then after, so I would do the Great Cycle perfectly, become a greater force, and bring back those other Pariahs at my leisure. He'll remember soon enough that he wouldn't've even left those other minor servents of darkness, if it wasn't for me stealing the Book of Predictions from the Infinity Library, and inspiring him to even do all this at all."
  • Sora: "SO ALL OF THIS WAS YOUR FAULT?!"
  • Cyborgus: "Of course. Otherwise, Xehanort would've been mindlessly loyal to that outmoded Darkspawn nonsense. I spared him from just being another failed exspeariment of darkness, and turned him into a success."
  • ???: "OH THANKS A BLOODLY LOT, YOU MECHANICAL BLOWHARD!!"
  • The Villain League came forth!
  • Cobra: "AT LEAST I NOW KNOW WHO TO MAKE THEIR SUFFERING WORSE THAN ANYTHING THE MISFITS COULD EVER OFFER!!"
  • Fred: "WHOA WATCH OUT, THOSE LOOK LIKE BAD GUYS!!"
  • Icky: "They're uh, actually the guys that got screwed over by Cy-Guy's d*** moves. For the time being-.... Well I don't wanna say they're cool, as more like, they changed priorities for the time being."
  • Cobra: "Not even dignifying that. (To Cyborgus) YOU HAVE SOME NERVE USURPING ONE OF ARCHITECT'S GREATEST CREATIONS FROM THE SECOND CARTOONIAN WAR LIKE YOU DID, YOU, GIANT LAMP-OBSESSED PEST?!"
  • Cyborgus: "At least I'm not being accused of being a demon cultist."
  • Cobra: "..... (Turning red with anger) Watch it, pal!"
  • Cyborgus: "Oh be honest with yourselves, you nitwits always waste your time trying to "Free the Darkspawn" even when it falls flat on it's face! The Darkspawn, are old news! A bygone relic! They're better off rotting in the Banished Realms because they already failed Mother Darkness MORE THAN ONCE!! It's time for evil to evolve from their outmoded era."
  • Cobra was steamingly angry!
  • Cobra: "(Angerly) How, many, freaking times, DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT?! WE'RE, NOT, A, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?! (Turns into Giga-Cobra) (ROARS MENACINGLY)!?"
  • Icky: Whoa! How long has it been since we saw THAT form?
  • Cyborgus: "(Unimpressed) Oh sure, turn into a monster and try to attack me, see what happens!"
  • Giga-Cobra: "YOU ARE CHALLENGING THE KING OF CORRUPTION?"
  • Cyborgus: "Tch, after the Great Cycle happens, I'll ascend to godhood, maybe even Outer Godhood. I may be a scientist, but what is a king to that?"
  • Giga-Cobra: "AND WHAT IS A GOD, OUTER OR INREALM, TO A NON-BELIEVER?!?" (Roars as he powered up until Cyborgus blasts him into a tower with a laser before being telepathically brought back to base form)
  • Cyborgus: "..... Do you believe now?"
  • Cobra: "(Weaken coughs) Well, technically your ascension didn't happen yet, so- (Cyborgus throws Mang right into the Leaguers as a bowling pin clatter was heard) WHA, D'OW?!"
  • Cyborgus: "Well that will be rectified soon enough, along with the matter of my Pariahs being thrown into Kingdom Hearts.... But first... I would like to take the time, to talk to Hiro."
  • Hiro: "What do you want, you psycho computer bug?"
  • Cyborgus: "Allow me, to be real with you, Hiro. (Raises his arm up towards the Moon of Kingdom Hearts, of which has an effect on it as a portal was seen opening up, as it beamed down a stray heart as Cyborgus held it in his hands)......."
  • Hiro: "..... What's that, Cyborgus?"
  • Cyborgus: "I expected that reaction. After all, you are not in touch with Kingdom Hearts enough, to know what your brother's heart looks like."
  • Fred: "Wait, THAT'S Tadashi's heart?..... I did say that Hearts were a personification of figurative hearts, but I kinda thought they would be more, organic."
  • Cyborgus: "NOT THE PHYSICAL HEART, YOU SIMPLETON! This, is a metaphysical representation of Tadashi Hamada's soul and very being of existence!"
  • Hiro: Okay, that was my next guess. I guess being an intelligent kid has weird points to it.
  • Cyborgus: "You see, Mr. Himada, I, have the power, to restore his body back into existence and bring you, Hiro, back one of your remaining stagnant family members. I can restore what fate crudely took from you. I, can undo your tragedy..... You can have your brother back, if you tell your friends and the misfits to stand down, and allow me to leave with the Keyblade, with no FURTHER interruptions. (Hiro became conflicted now). Failure to comply, and this heart, goes back into Kingdom Hearts. And be made aware:.... I am the only one who can even be able to bring hearts out of Kingdom Hearts. No other Mothron, nor even Lightflies, can do such a feat. None, have my genius. That was their fault for not asking and instead exiled me. This is a once-in-your-lifetime event, Hiro. It's either your brother, or the haunting memory that you lost another chance to save him once more. Choose carefully now."
  • Baymax:... No. (Removes his chest piece) Remember, Hiro. Tadashi is here. (Replays the test videos)
Big Hero 6 "Tadashi is Here" Movie Scene 720p

Big Hero 6 "Tadashi is Here" Movie Scene 720p

Start at 1:17

  • Cyborgus: "Oh come now, boy, what's a recording to the real being who made it?"
  • Hiro:.... For the smartest villain in the UUniverses... You're such an overconfident fool! (Cyborgus was surprised) That recording... Is a reminder of what Tadashi wanted. If he can't be around to help me... No, to help US out... Then that's just fine with me.
  • Cyborgus was surprised further!
  • Cyborgus: "..... I don't understand! You love your brother more then life itself! I know this from when you nearly had Baymax desroy Robert?!"
  • Hiro: "Well, that's the problem..... You only understand logic..... Ya don't understand hearts as well as you like to say you do. Sure, ya got the basics down, but hearts are more complicated than facts and statistics. And that's why your heart is so dark.... It's more then just because Mothrons being naterolly dark..... You never opened yourself to life other then just being smarter then everyone. Now, Baymax may be a robot, and talks like one, but, even for being that, he has more of a heart, then a litterall brain in a big robot. So honestly, if anyone's the puppet here, it's you. You're all logic but no heart. That's a fate worse then death. And frankly.... My brother wouldn't want to be brought back by the likes of you."
  • Cyborgus began losing control of Tadashi's heart as it began evading his grasp!
  • Cyborgus: "WHAT?! A HEART HAS NEVER DEFIED ME BEFORE?! THIS, THIS MAKES NO SENSE?! MY RESHURCH NEVER CONCLUDED SUCH THINGS?!"
  • Heart: (Tadashi's voice) Hearts are not something that can be studied and given theories. It's much more than that.
  • Wasabi: It's working together.
  • Donald/Goofy: It's laughing at something funny.
  • Hiro: Trusting friends.
  • Sora: In every heart, there's hope.
  • Cyborgus:... Too bold. (He upgrades his robot body into a gigantic one with Darkubes)... I'm not leaving without the Keyblade, and I will NOT die a failure!
  • Gazelle: Then you will be mildly disappointed. (She, her Matrix Knights, Hiro, the two Baymaxes, and the Lodgers fought him as this music played)
Death Battle Wings of Iron (From the ScrewAttack Series)

Death Battle Wings of Iron (From the ScrewAttack Series)

  • Deadpool: "FINALLY, WE ACTSELLY FIGHT THESE GUYS WITH NO FREAKING GIMMICKS?!"
  • Icky: "Yea yeah, hurray for you, NOW FOCUS, DINKUS?!"
  • Deathbeach: HELL YEAH!!! (They fought as the song played)
  • Cyborgus: "No matter the situation, my intelligence will pull me through!"
  • Gazelle: With intelligence comes overconfidence. And you are very.
  • Cyborgus: Is that so?
  • Gazelle: It is so. If you were less overconfident, then maybe you'd remember to watch your back. (Gazelle impaled him as the Gazelle he talked to was just a Matrix Knight)
  • Cyborgus:... Uuu........
  • Gazelle: Tis the end of the Five Pariahs! (Cyborgus internally malfunctioned and blew up spectacularly)
  • The Giant Brain of Cyborgus floted about like a gross fish.
  • GoGo: "GOOD GOD, HIS BRAIN'S THE SIZE OF A GOLDEN RETRIVER?!"
  • Giftware: "..... I'm gonna need the big jar. (Brings out a giant jar with brain nutriant juice in it)."
  • Junsei: "I'll uh, help with packing that, thing, in. And Gazelle...... You're already going places with that Uniter Blade. Ya managed to outfox the smartest Mothron in existence."
  • Icky: "And mega props for Hiro for not buying into his game."
  • Hiro: "Thank Baymax. He likely saw that Cyborgus was really about to get me. (Looks at Tadashi's heart)... I'll miss you, bro."
  • Heart: I'm proud of you for making the right choices. I wish you happy trails. (It returns to Kingdom Hearts)...."
  • Sora secured the last keyblade.....
  • Cobra moaned as he got up....
  • Spyro: "(Looms over Cobra as the leage backed up).... Cobra........ We have some unfinished business."
  • Cobra: "....... Let me guess, is it about me ever agreeing to Architect's plan to begin with?"
  • Spyro: "Among those lines."
  • Cobra: "Look, can you save that AFTERWORDS, cause Axel teleported our keisters here to require your aide in dealing with Xehanort 2.0.'s cronies!"
  • Spyro: "Tyro is with them. They can handle it. What I want is some answers."
  • Cobra: "..... Ohhh, crud."

SFIT

  • Cobra: So yes, that's it in a nutshell.
  • Hiro: Well it's your adventure. Our place is here.
  • Junsei: Indeed, even though you really weren't going to ask.
  • Sora: Yeah.... Except, do you think I can take one of your Baymaxes with me?
  • Hiro: Uh that's a no.
  • Sora: Aw come on!
  • Hiro: No, who's gonna repair him? He's my family.
  • Sora: Well if you're sure, then what're you going to do with the original Baymax?
  • Hiro: Well someone's gotta help keep our identities a secret while we're in action.
  • Granville: I was about to suggest the same thing. Two Baymaxes means one can cover your absence.
  • Honey Lemon: But I don't think Baymax is the best at keeping secrets. (The times in the series when Baymax almost said too much was seen)
  • Hiro: Yeah. We did make him a lie detector chip to investigate Liv, and I told him that sometimes people need to lie in order to not hurt their feelings. And obviously, it's to keep secrets that could hurt people, as we have seen before. So I could update the lie detector chip to do that for the original Baymax.
  • (Karmi): (Knocks on his door) HIRO?!? WHERE'S LIV?! SHE DIDN'T COME TO SYCORAX AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I CARRY ON ALONE, SO YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME FIND HER!!!
  • Hiro: Ugh.
  • Merlin: We got this. (They magically changed away everything and disappeared after hiding the Big Hero 6 costumes, the original Baymax, and made Hiro look like he went through a lab accident as he played along)
  • Hiro: GAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (He opens the door)... DARN IT, KARMI, YOU SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME AND RUINED MY EXPERIMENT!!!
  • Karmi: WELL NEXT TIME, PUTS UP A SIGN!!! (The two bickered as the Lodgers restored their van and fly off saying goodbye to Big Hero 6)
  • Mini Max: ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE!!!
  • Fred: You said it. I just hope that we don't have to deal with Obake again.

Meanwhile...

  • Another chip of Obake was seen underwater in the wreckage of Cyborgus' ship....

The End, Question Mark?

  • Deadpool Showed up!
  • Deadpool: "HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING?! (Smacks the title away) WE STILL HAVE ONE LAST SUBBIE CHAPTER AND TWO REAL CHAPTERS LEFT?!"
  • MSM: That was for the Big Hero 6, dumbass!
  • Deathbeach: "(Shows up) Hey other me, who ya talking to?"
  • Deadpool: None of your f*****g business is who I'm talking to.
  • Deathbeach: Yeesh, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
  • Deadpool:... You really don't want me to answer that.
  • Deathbeach: "Also, hey, I thought we were cool, man!"
  • Deadpool: I don't do well with ripoffs.
  • Deathbeach was hurted by that....
  • Deathbeach: "........ (Sadly) Ripoff?"
  • Deadpool: "Look, dude, it's, it's nothing against you, I- (Deathbeach started crying)........ Duh, dude, dude, dude, are you crying?!"
  • Deathbeach: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, AND YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME?!"
  • Deadpool: "Oh for crap's sake, bud, how old even are you?!"
  • Deathbeach: "I'M ONLY 12?!"
  • Deadpool: "...... (This video)"
JonTron WHAT

JonTron WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Deadpool: "HOW ARE YOU MY SIZE THEN?!"
  • Suddenly, Deathbeach shrunk down to kid size as he took off the mask!
  • Deathbeach: "OH WHAT, AREN'T YOU FAMILIER WITH CYBERNETIC LEGS?! I GOT THESE AFTER A BAD ENCOUNTER WITH A FREAKING SHARK AND I WAS INSPIRED TO BE A HERO LIKE BIG HERO 6?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL?! (Runs away crying)!"
  • Deadpool: "...... D'ohhhhh, my older comic self about being nice to kids is being activated! I mean, sometimes I'm on and off about being nice to kids, but..... Awwwww, crap, I messed up. (Pulls out his Stachel and pulls out a mess of apology cards)..... Uh, Guys, go ahead to the next scene, I need to make it up to the kid."

Subchapter 6: Final World

Mysterious Tower.

  • Cobra was tied into a chair.
  • Spyro: "Mang, do you understand how severe this mess is?"
  • Cobra: "Well yes, my replica of Xehanort has gone rogue and is messing with an apocalytic cosmic event, Mothrons were involved, and we were extremely HUMILIATED?!"
  • Spyro: "MORE THEN THAT, MANG?! I just want to know..... Did the leage knew anything about this?"
  • Cobra: "Kinda just about recently when Teen Mang discovered that Book of Predictions thing and how momentarly we were wiped of those memories until we got stupidly reminded of it."
  • Spyro: "...... Well, in one hand, it's good to know this wasn't an over-elaberate stunt to try and recruit future members while also trying to exspeariment with something OTHER then Darkspawn!"
  • Cobra: "Hey, believe me, Xehanort 2.0. no longer considers himself a Darkspawn Lord, he made that VERY clear!"
  • Spyro: "BUT IN THE OTHER...... (Sighs)...... Why did you kneeled to Architect's wishes?"
  • Cobra: "WELL EVEN IF I SAID NO FIRMLY, HE WOULD'VE PROCEEDED WITH IT ANYWAY?! So it's not like you can count on an alternate scenario where Xehanort is never a thing! Also, he, he got me good about being able to control the creatures of Kingdom Hearts."
  • Spyro: "..... Why did you listened to Xehanort the Fake about kidnapping the Princesses of Heart, and all those things in woeing likes like making us wanted even when Icky complained about how illogical that sounds, constintly going after me, Cynder, Spongebob, and Kairi?!"
  • Cobra: "Well first off, the original medailian would've long negated even the thought of dragging those princesses into this if (To Shenzi) SOMEONE HADN'T BROKE IT?! Also, we did tried things like the Black Cauldron only for it to be loused up! And hey, that making you wanted thing made no sense to us neither, and villains stopped taking it seriously anyway after nothing came of it. And I think you already know why we hounded you, Cynder, Spongebob and Kairi spefificly, it was all part of that plan! Granted, Cynder was more of a personal thing, in fact, heads up, don't expect "Bringing back Cynder" plans to die out any time soon, she's still like a daughter to me! But you, Kairi and the Sponge are cause it's all connected to Xehanort 2.0.'s basic plan for the X-Blade...... And/or other Tmanian tropes like corrupting you into Dark Spyro and because Kairi was OVER-IMPOURENT! If it helps, that plan was getting rediculiously stagnated anyway and we never had any other use for those Princesses! They were just, held in Statis for periods of time! Rosco and DeSoto actselly get bored guarding them and take frequint naps as a result actselly wishing for you nitwits to show up, cause at least it reliefs BOREDOM?!"
  • Spyro: "So, there's no problem with you guys agreeing to surrender the princesses back?"
  • Cobra: "It's unamious with all but Mirage. She's, understandinglty relucent cause, she still takes it's lost potaintional seriously. Also..... The Mask of Bastet may be drained of power soon and she'll be reverted back to Kairi's mother, though I do aim to give her an ever present darkspawn force to keep it replenished until Malefor is ever freed in, other ways."
  • Spyro: "Tch, I figured the freeing Malefor thing couldn't be help. But at least I'm glad to know you'll back away from the princesses of heart for now on."
  • Cobra: "Albeit for unpleasent assusiation of where the idea came from to begin with. Heck, Fagin may be more relucent to summon these Kingdom Hearts creatures for awhile after this. But hey, at least be glad that thanks to you twits ACSELLY being stupid enough to bring Kairi on a dangerious mission to rescue the princesses even when IT WAS MADE CLEAR SHE WAS THE IMPOURENT LAST PIECE, at the least we avoided that STUPID PLAN 13 WHERE WE JUST LAUNGHED A FULL SCALE ATTACK ON THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE?! AT LEAST BE GLAD THAT DIDN'T HAPPENED FOR BOTH OUR SAKES?!"
  • Spyro: "Well gee, maybe that's only because you guys MIGHT'VE DONE THAT ANYWAY IF WE DID MADE HER STAY?!"
  • Cobra: "Oh sure, blame me for only wanting to repay Malefor for giving me what I desired from Oogway?! Your idiot boy leader was the one who blabbed out YOUR NEGLECT TO EVEN SAVE THOSE PRINCESSES TO BEGIN WITH?! THIS WHOLE MESS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF HE NEVER OPENED HIS MOUTH?!"
  • Spyro: "WELL ABOUT THAT PLAN 13 THING?!"
  • Cobra: "OH BE HONEST, YOU COULD'VE USED THAT SHEILD THE DRAGON GUARDIAN BASE HAS AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN OVER?! HELL, THE LEAGE'S MORAL ISN'T ALL THAT GREAT ANYWAY WHEN WE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH ABOUT XEHANORT 2.0., SO IT'S NOT LIKE ANY LEAGER EVEN WANTS TO GO THROUGH IT..... Except Junjie, BUT HE HARDLY COUNTS?!"
  • Spyro: "...... I meant not to disrespect Tyro, but...... I'm not sure I can see what he saw in you....."
  • Cobra was effected by that.....
  • Cobra: ".... (Legitamently hurt) Well, fair's fair, I'm..... Not exactly that Mang anymore."
  • Spyro: Well, in the meantime we must get ready to face Nega-Xehanort. The UUniverses need us more than ever. (The Lougers head out, leaving Mang to self reflect while the Leagers just stared)
  • Larry:... Waaait... MIRAGE WAS KAIRI'S MAMA?! I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!
  • Nigel: "No you twit, Mirage is but a spirit inside a fancy mask that is POCESSING Kairi's mum while that blind wizard guy is a cursed form of her dad, it was litterally known to us since our first encounter with the Lougers!"
  • Larry: "Ohhhhhh..... I forgot that."
  • Icky: "..... Larry, you clearly have to be one of the stupidest people ever to forget an epic bombshell like that."

Private Room

  • Sora: (Was holding a box with a thalassa shell wedding ring inside it)... (Takes a deep breath)...
  • Riku: Hey, Sora. I just wanna say sorry for- (Saw him with the wedding ring)...... Kairi...... O... Oh my gosh... Are you-
  • Sora: (Hides the ring box) IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!
  • Riku: OH, MY, GOSH!!! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!! Sora, are you going to ask Kairi to marry you?!?
  • Sora: NO!..... I don't know. I've been saving this ring for that day, yes. But it's been 10 years since the Lodgers first formed and I don't know if I'm ready.
  • Riku: (Chuckles) Ya poor romantic dork. We're best friends, you can talk about it.
  • Sora:... You promise you won't tell anybody?
  • Riku: As if you have to ask. (He got some popsicles for them) Got these for us.
  • Sora: Oh of course you did. (Grabbed one)
  • Riku:... Sora... I'm going to be openly honest with you. I understand what you're going through, because... I.... I...
  • Sora: Yes?
  • Riku:... I have a crush on Kairi too.
  • Sora:... GET OUT OF TOWN!!!...... Seriously though, that does explain a LOT about you.
  • Riku: "Well why did I think I started off with that bad guy crud when our adventure started?"
  • Sora: "Kinda backfired though when Faek Ansem pocessed you later on."
  • Riku: "Hey, that guy came out of nowhere for Maleficent too, she didn't even KNEW about that guy!"
  • Sora: "Though, it's kinda awkword that all that trouble was because you were a hopeless romantic."
  • Riku: "Ha-freaking-ha. But let's be honest, you two are practicly made for eachother, espeically since while I was stuck in darkness, you got to be closer to Kairi then ever before. So, my own fault for teaming up with Disney Villains then."
  • Sora: "Understatement of our lifetimes, man."
  • Riku: "Yeah. Anyway, it's time for us to get back to the Van, we're heading torwords final world now."
  • Sora: "Great. Time to put Xehanort, erm, well, a copy of him anyway, in his place!"

Xehanort's Hideout

  • Xehanort stood in his place....
  • Xehanort: "..... Once again, want something done right, or at all..... Do it yourself. (Teleports off to Final World)."

Final World.

  • The Van arrives to an endless expanse of ocean and morning sky.
  • The Group came out walking on the water and saw it.
  • Devon: ".... Ugh, I feel like Jesus here."
  • Deadpool: "(Comes back after awhile) I gotten along with Deathbeach better and quicker then I expected. Then again, I'm GREAT with kids when I'm aware they're kids- (Saw Final World's landscape)...... Holy s***, did we came to waterworld?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "No you dunce..... This, is Final World. It's the edge of reality just before a heart ceases to exist, and so is nested closely to the Station of Awakening and the realm of sleep. Those who dream and/or visit the Station have a chance to catch a glimpse of The Final World. More generally, the Final World is inhabited by faded remnants of hearts, usually of people with attachments so strong that they cannot pass on."
  • Deadpool: "..... Wow..... Heavy s***, man."
  • Gazelle: "Makes you wonder what this place was once like before it's conflict started."
  • Shifu: "We should focus more, on seeking out Xehanort."
  • SpongeBob: Though why would Nega-Xehanort hide here?
  • Shifu: "Not nessersarly here. It's more like he's trying to reach the Keyblade Graveyard, which came to nowadays become accessable only here."
  • Spongebob: "Oookaaay, but why did that happen though?"
  • ???: Because here, Hearts of people that refuse to fade are stronger. (Chirithy appeared)
  • The Group stared at Chirithy......
  • Deadpool, the less serious Lougers, Rash and Teddie, Huifang, and Quidilen broke into laughter!
  • Icky: "(Laughs), Dude, what's a tiger doll doing all the way out here?!"
  • Chirithy: "Uh, I may look like a "Tiger Doll" by design, but, I'm actselly a Chirithy."
  • Iago: "(Scoffs), Guesutight."
  • Sora: Nono, a Chirithy is a Dream Eater. I... Think this is Ventus' Chirithy.
  • Chirithy: Fu-Xi is correct. He has actually been here before. The day his family died, he himself nearly died. But his will to live was far too strong, and he came here.
  • Fu-Xi:... I thought that was just a dream brought on from a near-death experience.
  • Chirithy: "That's how it typically starts out at first."
  • Icky: "So wait, is this place suppose to be like, a gateway to the afterlife? It's an infinite expanse of morning sky and ocean that we can walk on like Jesus or something."
  • Chirithy: "In an, overly complicated way, it's among one of those things. This place is hyper-sensitive to the spirit realms and even Kingdom Hearts espeically as a result of so many beings dying here at once. As a result, plants are unable to grow here, or at least, they don't grow normally, yet somehow this realm doesn't end up being as if you need to wear a spacesuit to be on it. It's like the spirits of the life-giving plants itself, still linger here."
  • Huifang: "Ya mean this place is, HAUNTED?! BY GHOST PLANTS?! (Jade Tusk smacks her) OW?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "What the Dream Eater means by that, is that this place became a grey area between life and death that normal world rules are thrown out the window. It's essentially the afterlife for those with willpower too strong to truly perish."
  • Banzai: "Well how is it that people can actselly interact with this place if it's suppose to be apart of the process of the afterlife?"
  • Chirithy: "Well sometimes, it can be a place of solace and grieving, hence the endless ocean which is actually the tears of those lost and grieving. You can hear endless crying sometimes and even when you listen to the ground. (Sora did that and hears Kairi's crying as he nearly cried himself) And in special events like "The Day of the Dead", it's a prerequisite portal between the spirit realms and our universes, in times where they're allowed even only brief moments of visiting. Final World may be a big ol' empty void of morning sky and ocean, but it plays a bigger role most people would give it credit for. It's the realm for people to get another chance to live if they have the will to do it."
  • Tigress: "That means this place would the biggest connection to Kingdom Hearts for False Xehanort to make his move for the Great Cycle."
  • Chirithy: "Exactly. But I would advise you be careful. Vaugrent Spirits and Trials await in these broken lands. Expect the past to be extra haunting here."
  • Po: "Well that's comforting."
  • Lord Shen: "We'll worry about it when needed to. Let's get moving."
  • The group ventured forth.

Certain Point.

  • The Group walked down and found a pathway more resemblent to the canyons of Keyblade Graveyard, yet apawn venturing further into it, they saw stationary tornados of suspicious power.
  • Shifu: "...... Trialnados."
  • Chirithy: "Waterspouts made of lost spirits, that put you into combat trials based on your toughest adversaries."
  • Deadpool: "Tch, oh let me guess, one of those tropey boss-rush deals? No prob! Bring it on! (Deadpool charged, but the first Trialnado started moving torwords him) OH S***, S***, S*****- (The Trialnado got him as everything flashed)"

Deadpool's Trialnado

  • Deadpool found himself standing on nothing inside the trialnado.
  • Deadpool: "..... Now I know how Dorothy feels.... If she was a sailor."
  • ???: "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL?!"
  • Overlord Strangle came forth.
  • Overlord Strangle: "I, will FINALLY get you?!"
  • Deadpool: "Strangle?!"
  • Magulous rose forth!
  • Magulous: "WHAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAH EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER?!"
  • Deadpool: "OH NOT YOUR STUPID ASS AGAIN?!"
  • Deadfish appeared!
  • Deadfish: "OH IT'S ON, ASSHOLE?! YOU RUINED ME?!"
  • Deadpool: "Aw crap, it's that Xun Zhong/Deadfish guy!"
  • Stabface: "(Appeared from nowhere and grabs Deadpool) REMEMBER ME?!"
  • Deadpool: "(Gets free) Aw crap, I guess you'll get you're shot at revenge after all, Stabface!"
  • A shadow loomed over him, as Deadpool looks to see Mr. Xavior, cracking his fists.
  • Deadpool: "..... MR. XAVIOR?! AW COME, YOU'RE STILL TOO RECENT TO BE GIVEN ANOTHER APPEARENCE, AT LEAST WAIT FOR AN EPISODE MORE OR SO- (Mr. Xavior grabbed his neck) AAACCCCCCCCCCCK?! (Deadpool struggles as Strangle, Magulous, Deadfish and Stabface get closer to him)"
  • WB Deadpool: "Well this is a fine mess ya got yourself in."
  • YB Deadpool: "DO SOMETHING, DEADPOOL?!"
  • Deadpool: I AM!!! (Slices Xavior's arm freeing himself and jumps on top of Strangle's head and jump-kicks off, causing Strangle to crash on top his other aversaries) OKAY, ASSCLOWNS, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! I WANT OUT OF THIS LACED WATER TORNADO PRONTO!!!
  • ???: It doesn't work like that. (Death appeared)
  • Deadpool: Oh hey, babe. How's your brother doing? I hope he's not too pissy about us taking his Keyblade in Halloween Town.
  • Death: He's fine.
  • Deadpool: And how's Thanos since his relationship with you was changed for a motivation to curb overpopulation in the Live-Action UUniverses because I wasn't given even a cameo in the MCU? Also HOLY CRUD, YOU'RE ACTSELLY APPEARING IN SAF?!
  • Death: "Oh, well it's because the Producer eased the restriction abit that Marvel and DC characters can be allowed an appearence, but only if it is permited. Fact I'm even here means I have been pardoned. Maybe because there's already so many other Grim Reapers, but whatever."
  • Deadpool: "Sweet! (Strangle and the other of Deadpool's tough Aversaries got up) Uh, excuse me a moment, I have to tend to these persistent assclowns. (Strangle was the first to charge at him, but Deadpool tripped him as Strangle thumbled away, as Deadfish and Stabface charged next!)"
  • Deadfish: "ACCURSED RED NINJA?!"
  • Stabface: "MUTANTED HUMAN ABORTION?!"
  • Deadpool pimpslaps the both of them!
  • Deadpool: "BAM?!"
  • Magulous grabbed and ate Deadpool!
  • Magulous: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Really, Maggy, ya didn't learned your lesson the LAST time you ate me?"
  • Magulous: "What're you talking abou- (Deadpool sliced open Magulou's throat and escaped as Magulous died and disapate into spirits)....
  • Deadpool:.... He was clearly not one of Mang's smarter monsters.
  • The One-Armed Mr. Xavior grabbed Deadpool by the head!
  • Deadpool: "Sorry you have to die again for your camio, but obviously you're not exactly him but some kind of spiritual simulation, so, IT'S BEEN A BLAST?! (Pulls out a grenade, pulls the pin, shoved it into Mr. Xaviors dearmed injurity and cuts off the remaining arm to escape as the Grenade explouded as disapating energy formed!)"
  • Deadpool now found himself before Stabface, Deadfish and Overlord Strangle.
  • Deadpool: "Now, there's you assholes. (Deadpool charges forth as things turned black, violent sounds were heard as it cut away)"

Outside Trialnado

  • Shifu:... We must be careful. I fear there's more surprises than that.
  • Chirithy: There is. But you can't always be ready for them.
  • Fu-Xi: "We don't have time to entertain this nonsense! (Slithers forth) I say we try to bypass these annoying stationary vortexes and- (Another Trialnado goes at Fu-Xi's direction) OH BY MY DRAGON GOD FATHER, THESE DAMN THINGS ARE FAS- (FLASH)"

Fu-Xi's Trialnado

  • Fu-Xi found himself in a simular shirling vortex like Deadpool's Trialnado.....
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Damn! These things are QUICK?!"
  • Evil Laughter was heard.
  • ???: "Hello, Fu-Xi..... (Su Su Ka-Boom came forth)...... Fancy meeting you here."
  • Fu-Xi: "SU SU KA-BOOM?! Came to face humiliation once more?!"
  • Su Su Ka-Boom: "Thing is, Fu-Xi..... Who's humiliation do you mean?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Well bloodly obviously I was refering to you-"
  • Suddenly, Fu-Xi got smacked off by the arriving Snake-Killer Inc's Van, as Snake-Killer Inc came forth!
  • Fu-Xi got up and saw that his other Bounty Hunter Adversaries, Moon Chi, Steelbeak, Billy Frog, Al E. Gator, Pete Possum, and Prince Rajah.
  • Fu-Xi: "..... (Sarcasticly coy) Oh joy, it's a snake-hating dipshit reunion."
  • Su Su Ka-Boom: "Yes, Fu-Xi. Your greatest adversaries joined togather for a shared goal:.... Eliminating you."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well tecnecally Rajah is not a snake-hater as more like he wants to exploit them for his stupid shows.... Tch, which makes me realise it's the blasted Trialnado's stily little game of making me have a rematch round with you idiots. Frankly, it could've done better then tha-"
  • Suddenly, Fu-Xi got smacked by the returning and re-scarred Profligo, to Fu-Xi's surprise!
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Oh, right..... That fucker...... Okay, admitingly, that's abit better."
  • Profligo: "I am not done feasting on your anguish of how you lost your love-ones. I'm going to make you relive that pain, constintly!"
  • Fu-Xi: "I like to see you try, you over-sized insect! (Fu-Xi charged at Profligo, but Su Su and his Bounty Hunter Adversaries began fighting him) Okay, I guess I have to deal with you idiots first?!"
  • Fu-Xi hissed as he fought the group!"

Back Outside.

  • Jade Tusk: "Master Fu-Xi needs help! (Charges off)!"
  • Huifang: "WAIT?! (Goes after her) YOU'RE JUST GONNA GET ANOTHER TRIALNADO AFTER YOU! (One does so) EEK, LIKE THA- (FLASH!)"

Jade Tusk's and Huifang's Trialnado.

  • The two found themselves in it.....
  • Jade Tusk: "Ugh. How am I suppose to rescue Master Fu-Xi in THIS?!"
  • ???: "Found yourself a new master, eh?"
  • A Familier Bird form landed behind the duo, who looked back in fear....
  • It was Jindiao, pocessing Chang the vulture once again......
  • Jindiao: "Tch, I half-expected you would do that. I wasn't much for minions anyway."
  • Huifang: "EEK?! (Hides behind Jade Tusk) HOW DID HE GOT OUT OF THE URN THINGIE?!"
  • Jade Tusk: "He's not real, Huifang. He's but a ghost of our past manifesting in this Trialnado."
  • Jindiao: "Oh, but I'm real enough, TO BRING YOU PAIN?! (Kicks the both of them down, as his talons harmed the two) (Laughs as he transformed into his dragon form) I CANS TILL REMOVE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE, IT WAS NEVER ANYTHING?!"
  • Jindiao laughed as he grabbed the two flying upword as the laugh echo!

Outside.

  • Quidilen: "Okay, I am SO gonna channel into the will to protect, and get those guys out of there! (Flew off after the Trialnadoes, only for one last one to charge at Qui) OH FU- (Flashes)"

Quidilen's Trialnado.

  • Quidilen was inside the Trialnado......
  • Quidilen: "..... Tornado chasers would be in estisay in a place like this."
  • ???: "My dear Qui."
  • Quidilen saw Professor Eagle-Beak.
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "Finally, I can have you back."
  • Quidilen: "..... OH REAL MATURE, TRAILNADO, BRING MY FATHER ISSUES INTO THIS?!"
  • ???: "That's not you're, only problem."
  • Silluettes of the secret founders formed like Giant Holograms and surrounded the area.
  • Secret Founder 1: "You are going back to our universe to put the VA back togather, EVEN IF IT HAS TO BE, BY FORCE?! (Quidilen found herself surrounded by every VA villain in the VA's existence)......"
  • Quidilen: "........ (Flies off) CYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! (Ehcoing Scream)!"

Outside The Trialnados

  • Icky: "Oh fucking great, now our additional allies are stuck in those things, how can we help them?!"
  • Chirithy: "Only those most closest to their hearts can intervine."
  • Icky: "Well, Deadpool already has Lady Death, but who's gonna help out Fu-Xi, his Deer Friends and Cynder's mom?"
  • Cynder: "Who do you think, genius?"
  • Icky: ".... Oh, right."
  • Lady Su: "Perhaps I should help Fu-Xi first, espeically since Jade and Huifang have buildt quite a master-follower bond with eachother. (Flew off Torwords Fu-Xi's trialnado)."
  • Cynder: "And I, well obviously I'm gonna help my mother out! (Flew off torwords Quidilen's Trialnado)."

Fu-Xi's Trialnado.

  • Fu-Xi was fighting off the Bounty Hunters and Su Su, as eventually the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan began to join in as well and look as if he's about to be overwealmed!
  • Fu-Xi: "MESS WITH THE SNAKE, YOU'LL GET THE FANGS?!"
  • Su Su Ka-Boom pinned Fu-Xi down, as Profligo appeared before them.....
  • Profligo: "Get ready to suffer, your own memories, over, and over, and over again, Fu-Xi! (Starts hypnotising Fu-Xi to start reliving the time of his family being slaughtered)"
  • Fu-Xi: "(Struggles), NO?! I'LL ONLY MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER HARDER FOR THIS, SIMULATIONS OR NOT?!"
  • Profligo: "Don't try to act tough, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS S*** HAS RUINED YOU?!"
  • Fu-Xi: DON'T TRY TO HOLD ME BACK!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE!!!!
  • Profligo: You're not going anywhere until you experience the pain you took from me!
  • Fu-Xi: STOP IT!!! (Brutally beats up the villains until they were revealed to be his wife and snakelings)... I SAID ENOUGH WITH THE ILLUSIONS, IT WON'T WORK!! I KNOW THIS ISN'T NU-WA!!
  • Nu-Wa: (Soft voice) You... You killed your own family! Why?!
  • Fu-Xi: NO, YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME- (He saw her heart being separated as it was the actual heart of Nu-Wa)...... I... It IS YOU!!!... (Nu-Wa dies)... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Sobs)
  • Su Su: How does it fee- (Fu-Xi stabbed him with a knife)...
  • Fu-Xi:... You made me kill her! You went too far! (Twists the sword as it ended up being his father, who wasn't hurt and got very disappointed)
  • Dragon God:... You are banished for treason!
  • Fu-Xi:... No... (He vanished into an empty void sobbing)
  • Profligo: You will never avoid pain no matter where you go or what you do. You will suffer for eternity.
  • Fu-Xi: STOP HIDING BEHIND THESE TRICKS AND FIGHT ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!!!
  • Profligo: Why don't you make me?
  • Fu-Xi: And give you more power? No.
  • Profligo: Very well. (Kills more of his family)
  • A cobra family member of Fu-Xi's clan:... Why didn't you stop him?... (Dies)
  • Fu-Xi: (Was hurt more) STOP IT!!!
  • Profligo: I'm afraid that's not happening.
  • Fu-Xi: GRAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Attacks him as he just lashed another family member)... (Sobbing) STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!!
  • (Su Su): You will suffer the same pain you put us through, FOREVER!!
  • Lady Su: (Appears) No he won't! Fu-Xi, they're trying to get to you. You know these shadows are not real, espeically not Profligo.
  • Fu-Xi: I KNOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! EVERYTHING I DO MAKES MY SUFFERING WORSE!!!
  • Lady Su: "I believe this Trialnado is using your quickness of violence against you, trying to make you realise your aggressive ways would make you a far cry from what you once were."
  • Fu-Xi: ".... Well, did it had to push too hard making me think that-"
  • Lady Su: "Worry not of what had occured in here. It is part of the spirits' tests. The spirits do this to make you understand that not all problems need to be met with violence."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well that's the issue, mother! Cause of everything that happened to me, I can't exactly help being violent?! I'm a hot mess of a snake?!"
  • Lady Su: "Well, this would be your issue. You came to be too used to fighting always being the answer that you lost yourself, that you fall apart the moment fighting does nothing but bring further woe. What you need to do, is resist the urge to fight."
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Your right. This quickness to battle, has become illsuited for situations like this. Allow me, a chance to meditate this out. (Fu-Xi entered a meditated stance.)."
  • Profligo: "WHAT?! DON'T YOU DARE IGNOR ME?! GIVE ME MORE PAIN?! (Su Su and the Bounty Hunter Adversaries appeared) YOU HAVE A PAIN YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE FROM?!"
  • Fu-Xi: Well too bad. This is a dumb game. The only winning move is not to play. I will not do anything from here on in.
  • Profligo:... NO!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! (Fu-Xi said nothing as he continued meditating)...... I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!
  • Profligo charged in anger, but just as he swiped at Fu-Xi, his entire hand turned to water droplets, as Profligo splattered into water, leaving his head, as did Fu-Xi's other adversaries.....
  • Fu-Xi: "..... I may never be free of my pain, but that doesn't mean I always have to fight it and only bring pain to others..... Nu-Wa, wouldn't want that from me."
  • Profligo:... YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF M- (His head completely turned into water)
  • Fu-Xi was allowed to leave the Trialnado.

Jade Tusk's and Huifang's Trialnado

  • Jade Tusk: Look, Jindiao, we don't have time for a rematch. We must go!
  • Jindiao: Too bad, so sad. You're not going anywhere.
  • Jade Tusk: WATCH US!
  • The two try to leave, but Jindiao cuts off their attempts to escape each time!
  • Jindiao: "Oh what's the matter, ya don't want to relfect on how you served me well?"
  • Jade Tusk: "You lost my respect when you admited I was nothing to you!"
  • Jindiao: "Well excuse ME that as a dragon demi-god, I tend to view mortals like how any god would! Is Amorality not a thing with you?"
  • Huifang: "Yeah ya know, with the whole corruption thing, it's more of an evil kind of Amorality-"
  • Jindiao: "SAME DIFFERENCE?! (Tail whips the two into the ground!)"
  • Huifang: "..... Ow..... Even if he's a fake, he sure hurts like the real deal."
  • Jindiao: Well, loyal or not, you won't ever leave. I'm free to torment you forever.
  • Jade Tusk: How bout no? (She keeps trying and failing to leave as Jindiao just kept cutting them off)
  • Jindiao: Looks like you're trapped.
  • Huifang: ".... Huh. Weirdly enough, I feel like this is symbolic for something."
  • Fu-Xi arrived in.
  • Fu-Xi: "It is! The reason the fallen Demi-God wouldn't let you leave is because this Trialnado is using him as a symbol of you two regreting ever serving him and now trying to deny it."
  • Huifang: "Well fair's fair, I wouldn't call serving an evil dragon a good conversation piece! Imagine the parties we would NOT get invited to if everyone knew that!"
  • Fu-Xi: "By all means you don't have to LIKE your past. You just need to not let it rule you anymore. Believe me, I know the personal pain of the past haunting you, but you let the past of being HIS henchwomen rule you, it'll haunt you two and your clan forever!"
  • Jade Tusk: "..... You're right master Fu-Xi.... He's our dirty laundry. (Pulls out her weapon as does Huifang) Time to wipe this stain of our past off!"
  • Huifang: "I say he's more of a messy line-stain- (Jade Tusk smacks her) OW?!"
  • Jindiao: "Oh NOW you're making time for you're old master? Good! I'll enjoy roasting your water deer hides!" (He charged as Jade just stabbed him as he turned into water)
  • Huifang: YOU GOT OWN'D!!!
  • Jade Tusk: Huifang, when will you learn to keep your mouth shut?

Quidilin's Trialnado

  • Quidilin: (Finally confronting Eagle-Beak and the VA Villains after being exhausted from flying) (Breathing in and out), Alright, I'm not in the mood for some inner-demon rubbish. Whatever you bastards have for me, it'll never work. I know you're not real.
  • Eagle-Beak: We'll see about that. Quidilen, I had hatched your egg and granted you your powers of the Scarlet Dragon in being meant to be a weapon against a god!
  • Quidilen: "I already had that hammered into my skull by the REAL Professor Eagle-Beak, I don't need a freaking simulation of him reminding me of that?!"
  • ???: That's because it's not your goal, mother. (Cynder appeared in her avatar form)
  • Cynder: They should know just as well as the real ones that Scarlet Dragons aren't meant for a destiny chosen by those who say so.
  • Secret Founder 3: This is no concern of yours, madam! Leave!
  • Cynder: No. She doesn't belong to any of you.
  • Secret Founder 4: And YOU don't belong HERE! LAST WARNING, LEAVE!! (Cynder unleashed aether along with Quidilin as they faded and turn into water)
  • Cynder:... Mother, remember that the past is only what they made of it. Eagle-Beak and the Villains Act used you. Don't forget that.
  • Quidilin:... Thank you. (The two hug)

Final World

  • Sora: (As everyone recovered)... Are you guys okay?
  • Jade Tusk: Safe and sound.
  • Deadpool: "Yup. Nothing like a warm-up to the real bad guy star of the show to get the blood pumping."
  • Chirithy: Well they were just the beginning. (They approached a complex of cubical white columns that formed a cubic setting and changed angle position when Patrick accidentally touched a floating cube)
  • Sandy:... Patrick, why do feel the need to touch everything you see?
  • Patrick: "I like touching things."
  • Lord Shen: Pretty famous last words for a dummy.
  • Chirithy: This place is the Cubic Labyrinth. A very hard place to get around.
  • Sora: (With his hands behind his back) Oh we've been through obstacle courses before, how hard could it- (Accidentally laid on a hidden button as he fell all around the Labyrinth in random directions) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!? (Bumps on a flying cube) OOF! (Fell on his groin on a pole) GWAAAHAAA!! (Smacked his stomach on a cube) GOOOOOOOH!!! (Splashed on a water surface) UBUBUBLUB!! (Bumps on another cube) OUMPH!!! (Fell headfirst onto a cube) D'OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I stand corrected. (The Hyenas laughed)
  • Lord Shen: "(Sighs), The crazy things I do for Kairi."
  • Riku: Well, we have magic. We can always use teleportation.
  • Chirithy: I don't think teleportation works in a world where there's no certain location. You never know if you'll wind up in the wrong place because everything looks just the same.
  • Icky: I hate it when there's a catch.
  • Chirithy: And um, watch out for the Final World Guardians. They're a bit too orderly and will attack anyone not allowed here like you guys.
  • Shrek: Well their loss. We're going through this twisty cube cave and nobody can sto- (Mirror-skinned humanoids appeared)... Can't karma fairies get a life?
  • Trigger: BACK OFF!!! I GOT OL' BETSY AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE HER!!! (They attack as he fired, causing the Guardians to laugh until the arrow bounced off and into one of their heads as it did this)
Mushrooms & Morons Quest for the Spaghetti of Power

Mushrooms & Morons Quest for the Spaghetti of Power

5:39-5:44

  • Iago: Wow he sure went out like a bitch.
  • Icky: "Why are there dudes made out of mirrors?!"
  • Chirithy: Creatures with no form have different baseless forms. Also it's a defense against long-range blasts. Even if it's magic.
  • Icky: "Well they seem pretty weak to arrows just fine, so- (The arrow-headed Mirror Being got up and pulled the arrow out)....... S***?!"
  • Chirithy: AAAAAAND they have a healing factor.
  • Deadpool: Now you tell us. I got this. (Got out his carbonadium sword)
  • Chirithy: They're also immortal.
  • Deadpool: AW COME OOON!!!! (The Guardians punched him into the distance as he flew right by 10 times before crashing into Sora, Donald, and Goofy)..... Ow.
  • Fire: "Why are these guys so aggressive?!"
  • Chirithy: That's how they defend the Final World. The forces of evil wished to cut it off so those they kill stay killed. With them they bring darkness. And darkness brings the Heartless. And because everyone possesses a heart and each heart has a darkness inside of it, they will attack any intruders no matter how pure of heart they are.
  • Deadpool: In other words, they don't know the first thing about good or evil?
  • Chirithy: Something like that.
  • King Mickey: Then how do we get past them?
  • Boss Wolf: EVERY LODGER FOR THEMSELVES!!!! (They forced their way through comically)
  • The Group ran from the guardians in a comedic fastion!
Benny Hill Theme

Benny Hill Theme

Deadpool: "Well this just killed any seriousness this part would've had."

  • SpongeBob: YES! We made it! Everyone okay? (They were all cartoonishly injured in many ways)
  • Po: I can't feel my everywhere.
  • Sam: Ouch. Those Guardians are merciless.
  • Deadpool: (Strolled out casually in an emo style) God I love having a healing factor.
  • Lord Shen:... I, hate, him!
  • Tulio: FOR THE LOVE OF THE UUNIVERSES, PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GETTING CLOSE!!!
  • Miguel: YEAH, I CAN'T TAKE THIS MERCILESS WONDERLAND ANYMORE!!!
  • Chirithy: "Don't worry, there is just one more thing to go through before we can get to the Keyblade Graveyard. But I must warn you, it's the most painful of all..... The Hallway Void."
  • Icky: "Oh how bad could that be?"
  • Frank: Seriously, words like that should be banned.
  • The group approuched the door to the Hallway Void, then Icky opened it then suddenly sucked into it and began going down a long flouty hallway as it was nothing but a cosmic void with universes apawn universes, United Unverses apawn United Universes, all part of a large multiverseal ocean!
Florence & the Machine - Cosmic Love (Lyrics)

Florence & the Machine - Cosmic Love (Lyrics)

  • Icky: "HOLLLLLY COSMIC HOOPLA?!"
  • The group flouted by large cosmic whales swimming across the plains.
  • Then they flouted pass a bloom of cosmic jellyfish.
  • A cosmic Space Turtle swam by, along with a Cosmic Manta ray with an entire island on it's back.
  • Schools of cosmic fish swam by, as well as a pod of cheery Cosmic Dolphans!
  • Gazelle: "Ay Dios Mio.... (A Cosmic Whale Shark Swam above them)...... This is incredable!"
  • Swarms of Cosmic Giant Squid swam in large numbers.
  • Icky: "I feel so, small, so, tiny, and yet.... So happy! How is THIS painful?!"
  • Chirithy: "(Sighs)..... You'll see what I mean soon enough...... See that universe over there? (Points to a universe with tips resemblent of noses)..... That's the Noser Dimention. The Dimention of beings with REALLY big noses."
  • Deadpool: "(Snickers), That's funny."
  • Chirithy: "It won't be, for the next few moments. The Nosers are about to established an Inter-Dimentional Empire after the Surprime Nosers ensured absolute control."
  • Silence as the current music died out......
  • Gazelle: "Wait, didn't Lord Millipede's people got in trouble for trying to establish such a- (Got scared)....... Oh no, oh no! (Looks at the Noser Universe, along with the worried Lougers!)......"
  • Quidilen: "Wait, what's everyone so freaked out about- (Extremely long, loud and haunting whale sounds are heard, as the beautiful Cosmic Creatures swam away from the location in fear as fast as they can, some resorting to portal travel) GAHHHHH, OH MY GOD?!"
  • The group but a calm though depressed Chirithy reacted in pain, shock and fear to the sound!
  • Gazelle: ".... Oh no, oh no, is, is this what I think it's going to result to?!"
  • Chirithy: "...... I'm sorry in advance, for what you are about to see?"
  • Riku: "OKAY YOU LITTLE BEANIE BABY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-"
  • Suddenly, a giant, black, galaxy looking hand bursted from the blackness from a dark portal as it grabbed the Noser Universe violently, shocking the group!
  • Deadpool: "JESUS?!"
  • Quidilen: "KRAAN?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "MY DRAGON GOD FATHER?!"
  • Sora: "AHH?!"
  • Donald: "WHOA?!"
  • Goofy: "GAWARSH?!"
  • Riku: "(Shocked gasped!)"
  • Gazelle: "(YELPS TRUMATISED?!)!"
  • Jade Tusk gasped espeically frighten, as if reminded of something!
  • Most of the Lougers looked in utter shock, but ones with great awareness of the cosmic forces, like Shifu, Merlin, Pang Bing and Soothsayer, only look on in sadness.....
Sol Seppy - enter one

Sol Seppy - enter one

2:45

  • The hand is reveiled to belonged to a large, horned, winged black cosmic galaxy being creature that came forth from the portal to grab the Noser Universe like it was catched prey......
  • Fu-Xi: "..... I..... I always thought it was just a scary cosmic legend to scare kingdoms to accept having different nationalies?!"
  • Gazelle: "What, what is that?!"
  • Shifu: "(Sighs)..... Do you remember the Xirds and the X-Fate that soughted out Millipede? (Gazelle fearfully nodded yes)..... That..... Is there master....."
  • The seemingly faceless giant opened it's mouth-eye as blood-red smoke lingered from it, as it moaned hauntingly in anpisipation......
  • Chirithy: "...... I would advise against looking at it AND listening to it. Ya wouldn't want to risk PTXRSD."
  • The Shadow of the Xexaxez opens it's maw wide as that of the held Noser Universe was moved closer!
  • Pang Bing: "(Saw that no one listened to Chirithy's words)..... YOU WERE WARNED TO NOT WATCH NOR LISTEN!! (In a haste, she blinded and deafed all heroes but Chirithy as the sight and sound was lost)...."

Moments later.

  • The Group got their sights and hearing back as they found themselves in a wasteland of the Keyblade Graveyard.
  • Pang Bing: "..... Forgive me, everyone, but, I had to blind and deafen you all to protect you from the sight and sounds of an Xzar eating a universe. Such things would've broken and trumatise you."
Rick and Morty Screaming

Rick and Morty Screaming

Icky and Iago screamed like this.

  • Icky and Iago started to scream and cry!
  • Iago: "WHAT IN THE DEVINES DID WE NEARLY WITNESSED?!"
  • Icky: "THAT WAS SERIOUSLY F****D UP, THAT THING WAS GONNA EAT THAT UNIVERSE?!"
  • Iago: "SO YOU AGREE?!"
  • Icky: "F*** YES, THAT WAS INSANE!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF PANG BING DIDN'T DO WHAT SHE DID!! WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO FINDING OUT WHAT EATING A UNIVERSE SOUNDED LIKE!!"
  • Iago screamed in trumatised panic!
  • Icky: "(Looks at his wings that were trembling)..... Look at this, Iags, look at this! Look at my freaking wings, look at this s***!!"
  • Iago: "WHAT DID THOSE NOSERS DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"
  • Icky: "PRETTY MUCH THE SAME S*** THAT SCREWED OVER MILLIPEDE, THEY, THEY WERE GETTING TOO POWERFUL AND THAT THING WAS LIKELY GONNA, GONNA, I CAN'T EVEN FINISH IT!!"
  • Iago broke into mad screaming and crying!
  • Icky: "...... I so want a vacation after this........"
  • Pang Bing slaps the both of them!
  • Pang Bing: "CALM DOWN!! ALL OF YOU?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO PEOPLE'S WARNINGS!!!! The more you worry about this, the more likely you risk PTXRSD!!"
  • Deadpool: "The hell's that?!"
  • Gazelle was seen sitting down, curled, and at a very scared and frighten state, as she couldn't help but to think about the Noser Dimention.
  • Pang Bing looked at Gazelle.....
  • Pang Bing: "..... I'll, explain later. (Approuches Gazelle)...... Gazelle, I-"
  • Gazelle: "(Broken) I felt, so, helpless......... I froze like how my ansisters once did to lions and hyenas...... The, size of that thing...... Those haunting noises, I- (Gets haunted by the sounds once more in her mind) AGGGHHH!!"
  • Pang Bing: "Gazelle, please, do not think about that too much, you'll risk PTXRSD that way!! Please, allow me to erase your memory of it."
  • Gazelle: "HOW CAN I EVER HOPE TO FORGET SOMETHING LIKE- (Pang Bing hits her with a soothing Spell as Gazelle started to fall asleep)......"
  • Pang Bing: "..... Like that."
  • Dr. Cockroach: The possibilities are too horrible to even contemplate...
  • Link: Get it out! (Slaps himself repeatedly) I want to, wash this thing out of my, brain, brain, brain!
  • Deadpool: "Ya see, s*** like that is why PTE would hardly touch Outer God s***!"
  • Riku: "SERIOSULY THOUGH, WHAT'S PTXRSD, AND WHAT WAS THAT, THING?!"
  • Pang Bing: "If you all could calm down, I'll explain!"
  • The group are doing their best to calm down.....
  • Chirithy: (Sighs) I'll explain. See, we crossed through the outer space between dimensions. The domain of Outer Gods. No physical laws, no matter, no space, and no past, present, or future. And what you just witnessed was a Xexaxez doing it's job. Those who witness, hear, or experience what they do, risk developing Post Traumatic Xexaxez Related Stress Disorder, or PTXRSD. It's a disorder that scars a mortal soul. The one called Lord Millipede had it because his race was wiped out by a Xexaxez. That is why, under no circumstances should you witness a Xexaxez in action. Even staring into it's soulless eye is enough to scar you for life.
  • Pang Bing:... So, what have we learned?
  • Icky: "Y-y-y-yeah, listen to the sentient tiger doll about not looking at-..... What went on in there!? Though fair's fair, it was so freaky it was hard not to give it full attention, but otherwise, noted as F***! But wait, won't wiping our memories end up making us-"
  • Pang Bing: "I'll be sure to re-explain what occured with you all afterwords and be sure you understand better in the future. Try to understand that the spefific memory of even only witnessing the start of what occured, and if you are not cosmicly enlightened, that memory is forever tainted by Xzar energy, and.... Well we know what happened with Millipede."
  • Gilda: "Yeah, that guy went aboard the crazy train."
  • Chirithy: Now come. We're almost at the Keyblade Graveyard.
  • As the Group went on, Pang Bing casted a memory cure spell on the group that cured them of the Xzar memory as Shrek picked up the still sliumbering Gazelle.
  • Nameless Star: You have come far, but beware. The Keyblade Graveyard is a dangerous place.
  • Sparx: NO S*** BASIL OF BAKER STREET!! Also, hi?!
  • Icky: "OKAY, WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY LIKE PRINCESS PEACH NOW AND TALKING TO A STAR?!"
  • Nameless Star: Haha, very funny. I am a Nameless Star. We are creatures born from lost hearts that mostly seek our own identities since our original ones have been long lost. Kingdom Hearts is an endless abyss of hearts. Those who stay in Final World too long, like me, risk losing their identities and memories. Now... I am nobody.
  • Sora:... That's really sad.
  • Quidilin: So, in other words... You're someone with no identity or character because you lost it eons ago.
  • Nameless Star: Yes. And I'm not the only one. Final World has many. Hearts who have lost who they are with no hope of getting it back or becoming something new.
  • Fu-Xi: "Wow, sucks to be you."
  • Nameless Star: "Well, the me I used to be anyway."
  • Viper: Also, Fu-Xi, if you truly master nonviolent solutions, try working on courtesy.
  • Chirithy: Nameless Stars are what I consider the most tragic part of this place. Namine was here once and she too was a Nameless Star. But she was one of the lucky ones. This one... Has been lost for centuries. No way to go back, no way to move forward. However, they can recall memories of what happened here. Nameless Star, where is the entrance to the Keyblade Graveyard?
  • Nameless Star: Well that's not so easily found even for me. The entrance is never in the same place twice, but it stays within one specific area. You simply must open it with your Keyblade.
  • Icky: "Is it that simple? There's no surprises or anything? No magical re-match water tornados, no mirror folk guardians, no void hallways that caused something that was bad enough that we don't remember what it was anymore, no anything?"
  • Nameless Star: "Yikes, sounds like you people were in for quite a trip. No, all you need is to just be able to catch the door and use your keyblade. Simple as that."
  • Spyro:... Then what's the tricky part?
  • Nameless Star: That would be the entry portal's location. You can't just open it by simply waving your Keyblade. It's in one location and you can only see it when you unlock it. Even magic isn't going to help you find it. It was made that way by the Guardians specifically to keep it concealed.
  • Icky:... It's official. I'm never coming back here again unless it's for impourent bis like stopping Fakeanort.
  • Spyro: Well that means all of us with a Keyblade will have to search the area with a team...... And where would this area be? You said that everything here looks so similar teleporting would be like looking for something that isn't in the room you're trapped in.
  • Chirithy: Oh, that would be over there. (They found another wasteland-like area)
  • Kowalski:... That seems way different, like with that Trialnado are- OOOOOHHHHH.
  • Nameless Star: Good luck. And if you see more Nameless Stars, know they have a habit of saying random things because they're residual memories from their old lives. I'm just in more control because they've been here longer than me.... But they can provide clues for the location of the portal. They are there for a reason, as they were probably wives, siblings, parents, children, friends, and loved ones of those that died in the Keyblade Graveyard during the Keyblade War. They must've lost themselves trying to go to the Graveyard and pay respects. Some of them should have details on where it is... Then again, it's never in the same place twice, so one of them has to have been a genius navigator and-
  • Donald: We got it already. Thank you whatever your name was. (The heroes left for the wasteland)
  • Nameless Star:...... I hope my son learned to stop wasting his life.... Son?

Keyblade Graveyard Portal Wasteland

  • The group arrived to an area of colored portals.
  • Spongebob: ".... Ohhhh, pretty."
  • Chirithy: Something's not right. Something's messing with the entrance.
  • Icky: "Wait, ya mean this isn't normal?"
  • Chirithy: "Yes. There was supposed to be just the one..... And that it's suppose to be invisable."
  • Banzai: Who cares? We have to go. (Jumps into a portal but just kept jumping out across all of them) GAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAA.... AAAA- (Gasps) AAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAH!!! (Fell in front of them)... Well this blows.
  • Deadpool: "Something is giving me an itchy feeling this place got rigged."
  • Banzai: OHHHH, REALLY?! I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHILE I WAS BEING CATAPULTED ACROSS THESE STUPID PORTALS!!!
  • Deadpool: Stop being a whiner. We'll just keep jumping them until we find the right-
  • Squidward: NO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! THE GREAT CYCLE IS UPON US, MORON- (Deadpool was already hopping through the portals)...
  • Lord Shen:... I hope he dies somehow.
  • Deadpool: "(As he went through portals) I- HEARD- THAT-!"
  • Loed Shen: I WASN'T TRYING TO HIDE IT!!
  • Donald: Well now what do we do?
  • Goofy: Aww, the entry could be any one of these portals.
  • Patrick: "Hey, that looks like fun! (Jumps in to join Deadpool as he to is flung across endless portals) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  • Lord Shen: (Dubbed as Scar) I'm surrounded by idiots.
  • Bagheera: Great. Nobody's got any ideas? It's going to take us forever to find-
  • Deadpool: Found it.
  • Bagheera:... You're just messing with us. (Leers into the portal and saw the Keyblade Graveyard)... He's not messing with us.
  • Chirithy: Well I guess whoever sabotaged the portals just had a slap to the face. (Larxene was heard laughing)
  • Sora:... Thanks for your help, Chirithy...... We'll never forget you.
  • Chirithy: No problem. It's what Ventus would've wanted. Just be careful out there though. Expect a big fight, and alot of twists and turns from this point on.
  • Icky: "Fair enough, we are fighting a Kingdom Hearts villain. But I think it's gonna be like other KH3 bossfights at this point. (The group entered the portal)...."
  • Chirithy: "..... They'll see what I mean soon enough."

Keyblade Graveyard

  • The group brought themselves out to find rows and rows of Keyblades stuck to the ground.
  • Deadpool: "Awwww, sweet, look at all these Keyswords! Now there's one for everyone!"
  • Shifu: "Those keyblades, belong to their masters that died and were lost to the conflict. They would not move for any other.... Also, they have become worn, brittle, and rusted. The keyblades are just as dead as their masters. They are useless to us."
  • Deadpool: "Really?..... Awwww, crap."
  • Quidilen: "Also, not in good taste to grave-rob anyway, Deadpool."
  • Riku: "I double that."
  • Icky: "Besides, we just pretty much cornered Xe-dorkanort right here, right now! He no longer has the Pariahs to kick around and we survived the crazy crud of Final World, what else can the old fucker can do to us?"
  • Sora: (Hears footsteps) Guys? Someone's coming....
  • Nega-Xehanort: (He walks in from the dusty clouds of the Keyblade Graveyard)... And so we finally meet. It took you fools long enough.
  • Max Rabbit: "Let's see you try going through rematch waternados, mirror people and cosmic trips in record timing. Also, the portal area was glitched up for some appearent reason. (Sarcasticly coy) You wouldn't happen to know anything about it, did you, ya naughty boy?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Tch, whatever give you that impression?"
  • Spyro: Don't act dumb, Fakeanort! At this point, you're no longer worthy of the benefit of the doubt! The Villain League told us all about your betrayal and the Great Cycle!
  • Icky: "Not cool man?! Ya just broke the Producer's long term plan for that s***?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: It was inevitable. Legend has it that darkness once covered the world. We know so little about the Keyblade War. Only that it was just the beginning. If ruin brings about creation, what then? What would another Keyblade War or even a Third Cartoonian War bring? When the darkness falls, will we be found worthy of the precious light the legend speaks of? (Young Xehanort appeared)
  • Young Xehanort: Or will all of creation be instead returned to the shadows? We will soon see, when light and dark become the same.... (Xemnas appeared)
  • Xemnas: But first... Your light shines far too brightly. It must be extinguished in order for the truth to be seen.... (Terra-Nort and Fake Ansem appeared)
  • Terra-Nort: Only when your hopes have been broken upon battle after battle can the key be claimed to Kingdom Hearts.
  • Fake Ansem: And break is what we shall do. It has been etched.
  • Deadpool: "Do ya have to be so melodrumatic?"
  • Icky: "They're Kingdom Hearts villains, what did ya expect? Also, WHY DIDN'T THE DEFECTOR ORGANISATION WASTED YOU GUYS?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "Tch, you didn't actselly thought we would end up missing out on our succession, did you?"
  • Fake Ansem: "Also, we did NOT appresiated being ignored?!"
  • Icky: "..... WELL GOOD TO FUCKING KNOW THEIR INTERVENTION WAS POINTLESS?!"
  • Axel's voice: "Ah, quit your complaining and be glad we're showing up to help at all, (The Defector Organisation, Tyro, Vanitas, Aqua and Ventus and Ansem the Wise came forth from shadow portals) Got it memorised?"
  • The Villain Leage showed up next to the Lougers as well.
  • Cobra: "Before you misfits say ANYTHING, keep in mind that he just as much screwed us over just as much he did to you all! A prized plan is now in ruins cause of him?! We'll come with the price of co-operation as long as it ensures that SOME Leage-Offered Commupence is offered!"
  • Spyro: "Tch, is it because of Tyro?"
  • Cobra: ".... Okay, fine, originally we were gonna let you handle it, but..... (Looks at Tyro)....... Tyro was always quite, a motavator."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "..... I can't help but noticed that we have, a balencing issue...... Let's correct it. (Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed from across the Kingdom Hearts games appeared all over the area)...... Much better."
  • Shan-Yu: "...... Huh...... So this is what it feels like to surround your enemies....."
  • Sparx: "So, fucking, many!"
  • Cobra: "...... Any bright ideas?"
  • Spyro: "..... When in rome."
  • Sora: "(Readies Keyblade) Let's go down fighting!"
  • Deadpool: "(Pulls out a boombox)..... (Plays this music)"
Jock Jams - Are You Ready For This

Jock Jams - Are You Ready For This

  • Everyone stares confused and/or annoyed at what Deadpool did as the music played....
  • Deadpool: "..... What, thought I spice things up with some Space Jam music!"
  • Sora: Ugh. (Swipes then Smashes his boombox)
  • Deadpool: (With the camera from a distance) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!? (His scream actually aggravated the Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed)
  • Sora: I got something better. (Plays Tension Rising on his Gummiphone)
  • Deadpool:... Sure, if you wanna do it the edgelord way.
  • Nega-Xehanort intructs all the Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed to charge!
  • Lord Shen: "INCOMING?!"
Kingdom Hearts 3 - 10,000 Heartless Battle

Kingdom Hearts 3 - 10,000 Heartless Battle

Skip to the fight

  • Larxene:... Did you just attack with Bumper Cups, a Merry-Go-Round, Fireworks, a Blaster-Toting Bumper Car, AND a Roller Coaster Train?! Looks like SOMEONE'S spent too much time in Disneyworld, even for a Disney character.
  • Sora: Hey, I learned these from last Originos.
  • Larxene:... Kids these days.
  • Icky: (Panting in exhaustion)... I, REALLY, HATE, MOTHERF*****G, HEARTLESS!!!
  • Iago: YEAH!!! THEY ALWAYS KEEP COMING!!! MUST REALLY BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN 'Y'!!!!
  • Squidward: The sooner we stop this Great Cycle, the better.
  • Fake Ansem: "..... One of us needs to go out there and put those fools in their place."
  • Terra-Nort: Allow me. (Teleports)
  • Terra-Nort appears in the grounds with several Unversed.
  • Terra-Nort: "..... The shenanigans ends here, misfits."
  • Aqua: Hardly. (This played after the Unversed were finished)
Kingdom Hearts 3 Terra Xehanort vs

Kingdom Hearts 3 Terra Xehanort vs. Ventus Sora Guardians of light

  • King Mickey: Is everyone okay?
  • Po: (Panting heavily) Yeah... Just gonna... Lie down... For 10 seeaah- (Falls to the ground)
  • Terra-Nort: I didn't become the 13th so I could be bested by the likes of you. Today is the day you all lose. But, before you even face the 13th, every last one of you will be torn heart from body.... (Summons his Keyblade) But fear not. The Chi-Blade will still be forged.
  • Junjie: "HOW IS THAT REASSURING?!"
  • Terra-Nort: "I didn't say for YOU to fear not. As more so to my master."
  • Max: Joke's on you, Edgelord. We have all the Keyblades.
  • Terra-Nort: Oh, I know... But not for much longer.
  • Sora:... We're not going to lose to you.
  • Max: Yeah, we're the goddamn Shell Lodge Squad. But please, Edgelord, continue lording those edges.
  • Terra-Nort: Gladly. (Teleports and one-shots Max into the wall as he Wilhelm screamed, then did the same more brutally to Ventus)
  • Sam: "MAX?!"
  • Tyro/Aqua: VEN!
  • Sora: THAT'S IT! (He charged as Terra-Nort just blocked it with darkness and stuck it in place)... Aw man!! (Terra-Nort then pushed him away to the ground, then looks at and targets Tyro resisting his breaths until Axel took the hit going through several rocks)
  • Tyro: AXEL!!
  • Axel: I'm okay!... I'ma... I'mm a.... Fiiiiii- (Faints)
  • Vexen: "(Sarcasticly) I think we're off to a GREAAAAAAAAAAAT start."
  • Luxford: "Oh stop being a downer prick about it, Vex."
  • Icky: OKAY THAT'S IT, EDGELORD!!! NOW YOU'RE GOING DO- (Terra-Nort just used his power to twist his groin)... Nope, no you're not! (Falls to the ground)
  • Gilda: "ICK?!"
  • Tyro: STAY BACK!!! (Terra-Nort almost struck him down until Cobra ran in and took the hit)... MAAAANG!!! (The word echoed as Cobra fell unconscious)
  • Pete: HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKERS?!
  • Jafar: "WHY DID MANG THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRACTICAL IDEA?!"
  • Maleficent: "That, was more the action of the Mang he used to be, not what we known him as....."
  • Donald: THAT DOES IT!!! (Glows with magic)
  • Goofy: DONALD, DON'T!!!
  • Donald: ZETTAFLARE!! (Blasts Terra-Nort with a massive beam of energy seemingly killing him as Donald fainted from exhaustion)......
  • Tyro: MANG!!... I can't believe you did that! Maybe there's still good left in you-
  • Cobra: Oh save it, ya dweeb! Without you, there'd be nothing left for me even as a villain. (Coughs).... Also, it was also for practical reasons like you being one of our strongest, espeically since Gazelle seems to be taking abit of a bloody nap, as I could only imagine the story behind THAT?!
  • Tyro: "But the fact you did it at all, attempts to try to hide behind practically aside, really says alot about who you really are Mang."
  • Cobra: "(Wheezes), This is hardly the place to get all sentimental on me, ya know."
  • Aqua: Ven!
  • Riku: Axel!
  • Zexion: (Faceplams) Not your finest move.
  • Xigbar: "Yeah, not exactly the greatest first round we're having here."
  • Sam: "(Picks Max up) Little Buddy?"
  • Max: "(Coughs), Humiliated by a white-haired edgelord. How Humiliating?"
  • Icky: "Ow, ow, owwwww."
  • Gilda: "In one hand Ick, that was VERY stupid of you!"
  • Icky: "Hey, ya know me, I was never famous for making smart calls."
  • Gilda: "But in the other..... That was brave of ya."
  • Icky: "Oh..... Well, thanks Gilds."
  • Sora:... Guys? I don't think we're done yet.
  • Captain Hook: BEHOLD!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: What'd he say?
  • Squidward: I think he wants us to look over- WHOOOA MYY!!!! (Entire streams of Heartless began forming a tornado)
  • Fagin: "..... I DID NOT KNEW HEARTLESS CAN DO THAT?!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Then I believe, we have truely underestimated the power of Kingdom Hearts!"
  • Tyro: Well no matter what happens, we stand together!
  • King Mickey: I think we should rather get to safety while we still can.
  • Riku: It's too late for that! (Terra-Nort cackles as the Heartless tornado got much bigger)
  • Batty: TWISTEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!
  • Aqua: Yeah, we should really- (The Heartless took her)
  • Tyro: AQUA! (They took Axel and Ventus, the Defect Organization members, Gilda, Icky, Sam and Max, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, Tyro, Cobra, Xion, and Quidilin)
  • Cynder: MOTHER!!!!
  • Quidilen: WHY DID I JUST STOOD STILL AND LET THESE THINGS TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- (Quidilin was dragged into the Heartless tornado)
  • Sora: GUYS!!! (All his friends were dragged into the Heartless tornado)... (He dropped his Keyblade and screamed in anguish)
  • SpongeBob: Sora, pull it together!!
  • Sora: (Distraught and sobbing)... My friends, and the others... They're all gone forever.... What do we do? Without them, I...... All my strength came from them. They gave me all of it!... Alone, I'm worthless!... (Shed a tear)... We've lost!... It's over....
  • Deadpool: (Smacks him in the face) IDIOT!!!
  • Riku: DEADPOOL!!!
  • Deadpool: Hey don't worry, this time I'm in my rarely visited SERIOUS MODE! Sora, you KNOW you don't believe that bullshit!!! First of all, you're not alone! Not just figuratively. Second of all, YOU THINK THOSE GUYS WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO GAVE YOU YOUR STRENGTH?! IT'S NOT JUST THEM, NITWIT!!! These are the freaking Shell Lodge Squad, for f*****g out loud!!!! They helped you out against many of the Leage's brohaha and others alike! They kept Kairi safe for you! They did things that even I'm flabbgasted and amazed they did! Why, they even helped me out with my Strangle problem..... Albeit, I kinda brought that to myself, but.... Ya know what, you get what I'm getting at. They were able to help alot of people in even shitier situations. So do yourself a favor, stop moping around, and man up, bub! As what Wolverene would say. (Deadpool got extra serious and approuched the Heartless Swarmnado, as another bunch of them began swhirling around torwords Deadpool)....
  • Sora: "DEADPOOL?!"
  • Scroop: "(Actselly freaking concerned) WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU CRAZY IDIOT?!"
  • Deadpool: "(As the swarm approuched him)...... (Quickly pulls out Katana) STRIKE A DRUMATIC POSE?! (Uses the Katanas to block the Heartless advance in the same way Riku did)"
  • Sora was awe-inspired by Deadpool's actions, as did the remaining Lougers and Leagers.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Well I'll be damned..... Deadpool DOES have a sense of seriousness....."
  • Deadpool: YOU BET YOUR F***HOLE I DO!!! NOW GO BEFORE- (The Heartless consumed them in one swoop as everything turned black)

Final World

  • SpongeBob: (All the Lodgers woke back up there)... Oh MAN that hurt.
  • Icky: Oh great, we're back here again.
  • Sora: Guys, um... Why're we... Living water? (Everyone saw that they were transparent blue)
  • Shrek: What the?
  • Cynder: What happened?
  • Donkey:... Oh no! We're dead! WE TOTALLY DIED!!! I CAN'T DIE, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! I WANNA LIVE?! I WANNA LIVE?! HELP ME MAMA?!
  • ???: You're not dead... (Chirithy came back again)... At least, not yet.
  • Ventus:... Is that my Chirithy?!
  • Chirithy:... Ventus? (The two embraced)
  • White Rabbit: Hey there, sorry to interrupt a tender moment, but... WHY ARE WE TRANSPARENT?!?
  • Chirithy: I told you before that Final World is a tether line between life and death where people with the will to live fight to do so. Right now your bodies and hearts have been shattered and need to be put back together.
  • Susan: Um, what is that supposed to mean?
  • Chirithy: "..... In laymens terms, (Points to litterally the flouting bodies and hearts of the Lougers and others running, jumping, and flipping all over the place)..... Basicly that."
  • Deadpool: "Well no problem, the Leage will just resserect us."
  • Tyro: "Alas, both they and the defectors of the Organisation are already in the darkside of Kingdom Hearts cause of how a lot of them are otherwise evil. Their seeking out of Nega-Xehanort is more for revenge then actselly saving the day."
  • Deadpool: "Figures."
  • (Gazelle): "GUYS?! (The group saw Gazelle's flouting body glowing a bright light trying to awake the fallen!) All of you, please be okay?!"
  • Icky: "HEY HOW COME GAZELLE IS FINE?!"
  • Pang Bing: "The Uniter Blade, it is protecting her from the darkness, thus she is allowed awareness of what is occuring. She is able to keep her heart. (The Light around Gazelle flickers once or twice).... But even the Uniter Blade is at risk of eventuall failure because this darkness is too much."
  • Cynder: "We need to get to her!"
  • Icky: "AND OUR BODS!!"
  • Tyro: "But what about Mang?"
  • Icky: "What about Mang?"
  • Tyro: "Look, I can understand that he caused a lot of trouble for you, but like Deadpool said, he could offer the best ability out of this place."
  • Lord Shen: "True as that is, I'm sure Axel and the defectors of the organisation already have the leagers covered. The least we can do is get to Gazelle."
  • Chirithy: "Keep in mind of two things.... As the forms you're stuck with now, Gazelle will only hear your voices and not physically see you."
  • Icky: "Oh great, we're f*****g invisible now too?"
  • Chirithy: "More or less. I can see you because I'm among the many beings that work in this place. But also of this. If those hearts and bodies are left up there long enough, the Undertakers come to collect."
  • Screeches are heard!
  • From the Depths, Large sea serpents with skales of glass flew into the sky from the oceans and flew in circles around the flouting bodies and hearts!
  • Deadpool: "HOLLLLY S***?!"
  • Riku: "WHAT ARE THEY?!"
  • Chirithy: "The Final Takers. Undertaker Outer Gods that exist to drag stagnant hearts and bodies to their final destination in either the light or darkness of it. The Moment the Uniter Blade fails to protect Gazelle, they'll collect."
  • Pang Bing: "...... GAZELLE?! (Zooms off torwords Gazelle)"
  • Chirithy: "CAREFUL?! THE FINAL TAKERS CAN SEE YOU AND WILL DEEM YOU AS TRYING TO DEFY FATE?! THEY WILL GO AFTER YOU?!"
  • The Final Takers look to see Pang Bing and began to fly torwords her direction!
  • Pang Bing: "(Gasps) This was not one of my better plans! (Flies around, being chased by the Final Takers!)"
  • Riku: "We gotta help Pang Bing!"
  • Duke Weaselton: "But we don't know how long the Uniter Blade will keep Gazelle from biting the dust?!"
  • SpongeBob: Ugh, look, we just need to distract them or something.
  • Donald: Wak! With what?!
  • SpongeBob:... HEY FINAL TAKERS!!! (They notice them with a Solid Snake exclamation sound) That's just a decoy! Magic is making her look like the actual one....... (The Final Takers scatter away)... I never actually thought they'd fall for that.
  • Chirithy: They don't exactly know how to sense magic. That's the Guardians' job.
  • Icky: "That's a pretty freaking big design flaw for creatures that're meant to capture the departed, Outer Gods no freaking less!"
  • Kaa: But it could buy us time to get our pieces back. (Their pieces were doing random things all over the place)
  • Squidward:... Are you sure this isn't hell?
  • Icky: "Hell would typically have fire and the screams of the damned. This place is more like, an exidus realm torwords a final resting place."
  • Squidward: "Well it doesn't make what we're going through any less inconvinent!"
  • Shifu: "Just focus on getting your hearts and bodies! (The group zoomed off to do that as Pang Bing got to Gazelle)."
  • Pang Bing: "Gazelle, calm down, I'm right here."
  • Gazelle: "Pang Bing, is that you?! I can't see you, what's going on?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Calm down. The Uniter Blade is keeping you alive while you got engulfed by a Heartless Swarm Tornado."
  • Gazelle: "...... HOW LONG WAS I OUT?!"
  • Pang Bing: "Longer then admitingly, you were meant to. I'll, explain the details later. I need you to be able to go back into the Keyblade Graveyard and revive everyone with Celestirona."
  • Gazelle: "I, I, I would if I could if I knew where the Uniter Blade is!"
  • Pang Bing: "It is likely still with your physical form in the Keyblade Graveyard. I need you to try and channel yourself to that form!"
  • Gazelle: "What if I can't?!"
  • Pang Bing: "You have to, or eventually the blade will start to fail and you'll end up a transluence conjustness like the Lougers and our allies have! Then afterwords, our bodies and hearts will be dragged into Kingdom Hearts by them! (Points to the distent Final Takers confusingly looking for something)."
  • Gazelle: "(Saw that her glow flickered once or twice)...... Uh, okay, I'll try! (Closes her eyes to consintraight as hard as she can)."
  • Crane: This is never going to work in a million years.
  • Pang Bing: Well you got any better ideas?
  • Crane: No, but still, you couldn't think for once? If we aren't fast enough, we'll have dragon outer gods after us. Now come on. You want your body and heart back? Get your pieces back. (The heroes continue chasing their own duplicates comically as they start getting less transparent as they kept collecting)
  • Po: (He ended up getting his duplicates because they were fatigued)
  • Gazelle: (Continues concentrating as the Uniter Blade started guiding itself to her)
  • The Tweedles were bouncing after their duplicates as honks were heard.
  • Sparx and Fire were seen chasing after swarms of their copies!
  • Sparx: "Ya know, great as it is to be abit closer to you, this isn't what I had in mind!"
  • Fire: "Focus! We litterally need to catch ourselves!"
  • Sparx: Someday we can do it figurati- (Fire slapped him) OW!!!
  • Fire: "Will you focus?!"
  • The two still buzzed after their copy swarm as Gilda flew after her copies!
  • Gilda: "I heard of chasing yourself, but this is rediculious!"
  • Trixie: Where did you hear something like that? Trixie is confused.
  • Gilda: WELL TRIXIE CAN F*** OFF BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!! IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED, OUR LIVES ARE DANGLING ON THREADS HERE!!!! (Much of the heroes fully restored their bodies and hearts after getting the last piece)
  • SpongeBob: OOHHHHHHHH YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! SPONGEBOB IS BACK BABY!!!!!
  • Sora: (Came back as well) Whew. Glad to be back too. GAZELLE?!
  • (Gazelle): My Blade is still homing for me. It'll be here soon. Just find your pieces in the meantime!!
  • Count Razoff: WELL HURRY AND WAIT, OUR ASSES NEED TO COME BACK ON OUR ASSES FIRST!!!
  • Donald: (Chasing one of his pieces) BAAHAHAHAHAHA, GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID PALOOKA!!!!
  • Aqua: Guys! I have an idea. (Touches a cube and rearranged the setting cornering much of the heroes' pieces)
  • Sora: That'll work. (A high percentage of the heroes got their full bodies and hearts back)
  • SpongeBob: Sandy, glad you got your body back.
  • Sandy: Don't make it awkward, SpongeBob. HAS EVERYONE GOT THEMSELVES TOGETHER YET?! THEM DRAGON OUTER GODS WON'T BE DISTRACTED FOREVER!!!
  • Lola: "CASE IN POINT?! (Panicly points that the Final Takers are seen heading for the group's location in the distence screeching angerly!)"
  • Deadpool: "Spongebob, I don't think those guys were fond of you trolling them like that."
  • Sandy: "I think it's more like they mad we're trying to defy pre-ordained fate and are trying to stop us! though I wouldn't put it past them if they are extra ornery cause of what Spongebob did!"
  • Spongebob: "(Scared) GAZELLE, PLEASE TELL THE UNITER BLADE TO GET THE ANCHURS OUT OF IT'S PANTS AND GET HERE ALREADY?!"
  • B.O.B.: "The Uniter Blade wears pants and has anchurs in it? Weird!"
  • SpongeBob: UGH, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE COMICALLY STUPID!!!
  • Mantis: Yeah, we're about to REALLY die here. (Caught his last piece)
  • Lord Shen: Alright, I think that's everyone.
  • The Screeching was heard as the Final-Takers are still coming forth!
  • Sir Hiss: "We're dead..... So very, very dead."
  • SpongeBob:... Cartoons never die! STOOOOP!! (The Final Takers stop)... I think you'll notice that you can't take us to a final resting place anymore, nor punish us for trying to defy that. I still apologiese for tricking you if some of you are abit hissy about that. Look around. We've pulled ourselves together, literally. Pang Bing wasn't intending to defy fate. She just wished to talk to her friend so we could finish our mission here. I know how you Outer Gods view us like how normal people typically view bugs or microbes, but I hope you guys and/or gals are able to understand when I say, we are under a very impourent mission! If you don't let us go, our home will be swallowed by Kingdom Hearts. (The Final Takers were shocked by that and immediately left while leaving behind a Keyblade)...... Whaaaa?
  • Missing Link: Did they just... P*** out?
  • Shifu: "No..... They seemed to have understood that not only was it not our time, but they realised well enough that Kingdom Hearts is in a serious bind."
  • SpongeBob: Ya mean like... They're afraid of Kingdom Hearts, and just saying it was threatening our world was enough for them to let us go?
  • Pang Bing:... Well I think Outer Gods MAY have had a history with Kingdom Hearts. But we'll worry about that later.
  • SpongeBob: Right. They left us this. (Grabs the last Keyblade)
  • Private: Is that the final Keyblade? I thought the High Council had it.
  • Lord Shen: Perhaps it's possible they hid it away when the first phase of the Great Cycle occurred.
  • Chirithy: Indeed they did. The Final Takers must have deduced that Nega-Xehanort would find it with your detours here.
  • Merlin: Well kudos for the forward thinking.
  • King Mickey: Agreed. Yen Sid ain't no one's fool.
  • SpongeBob: Now let's get the blubber out of here.
  • Gazelle finally got the Uniter Blade back and summoned Celestrona as her powers opened a portal back into the Keyblade Graveyard.
  • Ventus: Are you sure you don't want to come back with me, Chirithy? There's so much you missed out on.
  • Chirithy: I'm sure. Since you were lost, this place helped me search for enlightenment with it's many identitiless souls.... Is that even a word though? Eh, I'm sure you know what I meant anyway. Anyway, someday, I can come back.... I'll miss you. (The two hug)
  • Tyro:... Let's go. (The heroes left through the portal)

Keyblade Graveyard

  • Gazelle: (She got the Blade back as she sensed the heroes' hearts inside and immediately woke them up as Sora and all the Keyblade wielders summon an entire swarm of flying Keyblades from all over the Graveyard to dispel the Heartless tornado like a swarm of bees)
  • Archimedes:... That was close.
  • Nega-Xehanort: (Appeared) Quite. I admit, I was actselly disappointed on how that swarm was able to overwealm you before those Keyblades arrived. I was almost robbed of worthy oppendents. Though I'm glad you are able to defy expectations, once more...... But you are too late. Your little side-quests are now all in vain. (Shows all 12 Keyblades)
  • Max: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?! I MADE SURE THEY WEREN'T IN A COMICALLY EASY LOCATION!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: I am the clone of the man that wanted these babies to begin with! Did you think I wouldn't be smart enough to try and hide these in somewhere NOT in a couch for once?! I will have to give you props for changing it up, though. But it was still a wasted effert. After 10 years, patience gives you a new face of evil.
  • Max: "...... That, doesn't answer my question thoug-"
  • Nega-Xehanort: I took the same approach that the Villain League did taking the Princesses. Did it while you weren't looking.
  • Icky: "BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DID?!"
  • Spyro: So, the Heartless tornado was meant to slow us down?
  • Nega-Xehanort: Indeed! But it was also to snuff out the hiding place of the final Keyblade. (Cackles)...... Now we all know who the fools are now. Now I require the final Blade to usher in the Great Cycle. And I came just in time. You will hand over the final Blade.
  • Lord Shen: Over my dead body!
  • Nega-Xehanort: I figured you'd say that. (Brings up Kairi)
  • Sora: KAIRI!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: Now I think you understand how serious this is now. You require motivation.... So, what'll it be, heroes? The blade... Or her? Wouldn't want Kingdom Hearts III to repeat itself, would we? And this time, she won't just be gone. She'll be gone for good....
  • Icky: "Tch, so? Then the Time Councilers will just reset everything and we'll do this ALL over again!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Ohhh, but then you forget. Architect was my creator. He is aware of time travel effects, and will bring in another one of me. It will become an ENDLESS cycle of repeated timelines, until they will submit and give up trying to remove Kingdom Hearts' acknowledgement and influence in this universe?!"
  • Icky: "..... Well now I sound like an asshole."
  • Nega-Xehanort: So, for the final time....... Give me, the Final Blade!
  • Lord Shen: We can't!
  • Gazelle: We have no choice!
  • SpongeBob: BARNACLES!!!!
  • Fu-Xi: "Am I allowed a second opinion in all this?!"
  • Icky: "SORRY, NOT UNTIL AFTER THE SEASON 3 FINALE!!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: I'm WAITING!!!...
  • Spyro:....... (They offered it as he levitated it to him and gave them back Kairi) KAIRI!!
  • Fu-Xi: "Oy...... I know this child means the worlds to you, but, is she worth empowering this madman to doom us all?!"
  • Shen: "I KNOW IT WAS NOT A PRACTICAL DECISION, BUT KAIRI IS OUR LIGHT?! IF YOU AND JADE TUSK AND FRIENDS WERE MEMBERS OF THE LODGE, YOU'D UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: It has been DONE! (Cackles and began to restore the Chi-Blade by clashing with the heroes after mortally wounding many of them) After all these years. It's time for light and dark to be in balance once again!
  • Cynder: AND YET YOU GOT RID OF YOUR HOSTAGE!!! THAT MEANS YOU ARE WITHOUT A HUMAN SHEILD?! YOU ARE FAIR GAME FOR US TO PUNISH?!
  • Nega-Xehanort: It is no longer a concern. I have what I want! So I can afford some annoying headaches! (The heart-shaped moons began darkening all over the UUniverses as the Chi-Blade was finally created and in his hands)... Yes! AT LAST!! (Fires a magic beam into a void as the entire Great Cycle process accelerated)
  • Gazelle: NO!!! (She attacks as Nega-Xehanort just flashed her unconscious with growing power)
  • Po: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!
  • Nega-Xehanort: It's too late! Light and dark are now one in the same. Opposites are same. Good and evil are united. A true balance. And I am it's god!
  • Kolwalski: "Retro-Kokamonga!"
  • Icky: "Ya know guys, I'm starting to agree with Fu-Xi now, maybe it wasn't a good idea TO BRING KAIRI ALONG TO SAVE THOSE OTHER PRINCESSES TO BEGIN WITH?! THIS SHIT COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED?!"
  • Shen: "I WASN'T GOING TO DENY KAIRI A CHANCE TO NOT BE A COWERD TO THE LEAGE?!"
  • Icky: "WELL NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED?! SHE WAS USED AS LEVERAGE TO LET THIS PSYCO BASICLY MAKE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE HAPPEN?! I'M JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE PRACTICAL IF WE JUST-"
  • A Shadow Black Hole formed around the planet!
  • Deadpool: "...... Yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, maybe we should do the typical arguing scene somewhere safer."
  • Icky: "THERE ISN'T GONNA BE A "SOMEWHERE SAFER" ANYMORE, THESE THINGS ARE GONNA SUCK ALL WORLDS INTO KINGDOM HEARTS?! WE'RE ALL RIGHTLY- (Gets sucked up) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
  • Gilda: "ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKY!? (Flies after him, but gets sucked as well!)"
  • Quidilen: "CYNDER?! (Grabs Cynder) WE HAVE TO ESCAPE?! (Opens up a portal to the AUU with the Will to Protect) WE'LL GO TO THE AUU WHERE IT'S SAFE!?"
  • Cynder: "THAT'S THE THING?! WITH THIS MANIAC LOOSE, WHAT'S TO SAY HE WON'T TARGET THE AUU NEXT TO BASICLY DO THE SAME THING?!"
  • Quidilen: "WE'LL WARN THE GRAND COUNCIL AND THEY'LL PREPARE FOR IT?! TRUST ME, THEY'LL-"
  • Nega-Xehanort: Too late for that. (Destroys that AUU portal)
  • Quidilin: AW, YOU C***-S****R!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: And so as the prophecy foretold, the darkness finally swallowed the light! (He unlocks Kingdom Hearts as it open all the heart-shaped moons on every world with Heartless swallowing everything)...... I win....
  • Spongebob: "ONLY BECAUSE YOU CHEATED!!!"
  • Nega-Xehanort:... That's what you get, for playing the wrong game! (The shadows flooded into the ground where the misfits were as everything went black)

Time Counciler Office.

  • Fathaarus looked on bewildered as a blank-faced Saldaron was seen.....
  • Saldaron: "..... (Sighs), And cue the angry boss rant in three, two, one, (Points to Fathaarus)"
  • Fathaarus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?!"
  • Saldaron: "I know, I know, everything looks bad! But I already aim to amend this soon enough and-"
  • ???: "FATHAARUS?!"
  • Fathaarus: "(Wimpy Squeal)! IT'S HIM?!"
  • A giant clock portal came forth and opened up, as a flouting caped TV came forth....
  • Fathaarus: "(Nervious laughter), Grand Alternator Elder, my, my lord."
  • Grand Alternator: "Fathaarus, I am not pleased with your incompidence! The Great Cycle has turned the Time Butterfly of the center United Universe into a big transparent puffball!"
  • Fathaarus: "I tried the best that I can to prevent Kingdom Hearts 3 from happening-"
  • Grand Alternator: "THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM UPSET ABOUT?!"
  • Fathaarus: "IT WAS SALDARON'S IDEA- Wait, what?"
  • Grand Alternator: "You made the same mistake rookie-time travelers ALWAYS make! That you think desteny can be defied?! Now look what happened! Many instinces of soft-resets, and just when it looked like you found that perfect timeline, A Darkspawn created a clone of the very being that otherwise no longer exists, AND IT WAS WORSE THEN THE MISGUIDED OLD MAN THAT ONLY WANTED BALENCE?! NOW HE'S A MADMAN THAT TRIGGERED THE GREAT CYCLE?! Clearly, Kingdom Hearts has punished you for trying to remove it's enfluence so easily?!"
  • Fathaarus: "Please forgive me, Grand Alternator, I didn't know?!"
  • Grand Alternator: "Luckly for you, I'll be lenient and allow you to make amends, by having Saldaron find and aide the only forces destined to correct this: The Shell Lougers and some friends."
  • Fathaarus: "Duh, alchourse, my ledge! I-"
  • Saldaron: "No need, I was gonna go do exactly that anyway. In the meantime, you two can, continue to air out griences. (Fades away)."
  • Grand Alterator: "..... I believe we'll need to discuss this with the rest of the Time Councilers, Fathaarus..... And your brother espeically."
  • Fathaarus: "..... (Wimpery) Please don't drag brother into this, he'll lecture me to NO END?!"
  • Grand Alternator: "And that's why he's head Counciler. (A Robot Doc-Ock Claw tenticle came out and grabbed Fathaarus and grabbed the whining Time Counciler out of his office."
  • (Deadpool): "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, this is clearly their private affair, we'll just go back to the Lougers now."

Chapter 4: SAFA Timeline vs. KH3 Timeline

Great Cycle Wasteland

  • The Group Found themselves in a forbodding place, filled with colorless landscapes and clocks flying everywhere as many of the heroes were still wounded.....
  • Saldaron appeared.
  • Saldaron: "Are you all ok?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, even though it would've been nice if you helped us, Pussy Cat!"
  • Saldaron: "Well be glad that I am now, for good this time."
  • Icky: "Good, cause we're gonna need ALOT of fucking help now!..... Uh, nobody said the Great Cycle would be so..... Time-inspired."
  • Shifu: "It is indeed unlike a traditional Great Cycle landscape..... Then again, perhaps thanks to the nature of the Fake Xehanort being based on time, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possability that the fake's power has enfluenced the realms to be like one fused timescape."
  • Saldaron: "Ugh, that means the Time Butterfly must've turned into a giant fat fuzed ball like the Grand Alternator had foretold! My time counciler's gonna give me HELL for this?!"
  • Moans were heard, as a herd of cybersaurs roamed on by, along with some silluetted snakeanoid beings, then one of the Uniter Hunters Zoomed by the group, freaking them out as it didn't noticed them and left on!
  • Shen: "THE DEVIL WAS THAT?!"
  • Shifu: "Astral Mark Projections. Visages of time that has passed, and yet to come. Everything is out of balence here. We can't risked being caught in this choas!"
  • Frank: RUUUN!!! (The heroes retreat carrying their unconscious or wounded friends hiding in caves)
  • Sora:... I... I just can't believe we lost.
  • Sam: We've been beaten... Feels a lot less painful than it should.
  • Private: "Well this sucks."
  • Deadpool: "Ohhhh, I SO want to get even with that asshole now?!"
  • Kairi: (She woke up)... Guys? GUYS!!
  • Lord Shen: KAIRI! (He and Sora hug her)
  • Fu-Xi: Well nobody's going to say it, so I will. Miss Kairi, you were fairly warned that coming with us was a bad idea and you proved us right. Nega-Xehanort used you as a bribe to get the last Keyblade. Now the Great Cycle is upon us, and it's all your fault.
  • Lord Shen:... What did you just say?! (Got his blades out) You will NOT EVER speak to her that way!
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING HONEST HERE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL OKAY, MR. HONEST?! HOW'S THIS?! YOU DIDN'T HAD TO COME AND HELP US OUT TO RESCUE THE PRINCESSES IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL I FIGURED THAT IT WOULD BE OF A DECENT BENEFIT FOR YOU IF YOU HAD SOME HELP WITH THIS SINCE I UNDERSTOOD THAT THE LEAGERS WERE NOT SIMPLE ADVERSARIES IN THIS PART OF YOUR FEUD WITH THE LEAGERS AND THAT YOU WERE STRUGGLING WITH MAKING A PLAN TO RESCUE THOSE OTHER PRINCESSES ON YOUR OWN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL YOU KEEP BEING AN ANGRY SERPENT ABOUT HOW RIGHT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE AND KEPT RUBBING A BAD HINDSIGHT IN?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL EXCUSE ME, THAT ALL THIS IS ONLY OCCURING, BECAUSE THE IDIOT SPONGE, HAD TO GO AND BLURT OUT YOUR INCOMPIDENCE WITH THOSE PRINCESSES TO BEGIN WITH AND REMIND THOSE PEOPLE?!"
  • Patrick: "Hey don't drag Spongebob into this?! (The group began arguing)....."
  • Spongebob gotten sad and started to wimper, as he began to move away from them....
  • Sandy: "(Saw Spongebob moving away)...... Spongebob? (Gets to him before he leaves) Spongebob, I know the arguing gets abit much, but don't opt to go back out there. It's not safe."
  • SpongeBob: But Sandy... We actually lost.
  • Sandy: Oh no we didn't. Like you said, Fake Xehanort cheated his way to victory by using Kairi as a bargining chip.
  • Brandy's voice: Can we please stop treating our missions and adventures like a game of kickball on the playground? Grow up, retards!
  • Sandy: You're not helping, bitch! (Brandy had a comically peeved expression for half a second) All he did was complicate the stakes. But don't you worry none. We're going to figure this out.
  • SpongeBob: But how?! Look at what happened to the UUniverses! (It was infested with newer Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed, including ones similar to the Behemoths and other creatures of The Mist, the MUTO, large tentacles with hands, ghosts, and many others)... And all in the name of bringing balance?
  • Sora: (He, Riku, Donald, Goofy, and Kairi appeared) Yeah. Xehanort the Fake made a real mess of things. It just looks hopeless now....
  • Sandy: Look, SpongeBob, remember that no matter how much darkness there is, there's still a light that shines through.
  • Donald: Yeah. And remember, Sora, we agreed not to show a face like that.
  • Sora: I know, but... What's the point now? It's going to take more than just making my dumb goofy smile to make things better.
  • Goofy: Can't argue with that.
  • Kairi: Well that goofy smile still makes me happy. And making me happy makes you happy.... I'm sorry for getting us in this mess. I didn't mean for this to happen. Mr. Fu-Xi was right. I should've stayed.
  • (Fu-Xi): "YA HEAR THAT, YOUR NIECE ACTSELLY AGREES WITH ME?! (Slap) OW!!!"
  • (Lord Shen): "YOU SHUT UP!! AND KAIRI, PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE YOUR NAYSAYER!!"
  • Kairi:.... Ignore them, they're gonna be at this for a while. But if we're going to get through this, you have to at least try. Please, don't cry in front of me.
  • Sora: (Sighs)... I don't think I have much hope left inside of me.
  • SpongeBob: Me either. For the first time, we actually lost. Not exactly something a smile can fix.
  • Riku grabs both Spongebob and Sora.
  • Riku: "..... Spongebob, earlier before you managed to talk down Mirror Dragon Outer Gods to let us go, and Sora, when we were surrounded by that heartless nobody and unversed swarm, you did things that, albeit I do kinda question, but still! You managed to wipe out that entire swarm, with an astral Disney Choo-Choo Train! That is both humiliating for all of those creatures, yet something that shows you evovled from the same guy I used to say I can beat in less then ten seconds! You both managed to succeed in things no one would've thought possable! You two never let Darkness just getting lucky get you down before, why start now?"
  • Spongebob: "...... You're right, Riku, what am I doing being a kid about this and giving up?!"
  • Brandy: (Pokes head in) Aside from expecting villains to play fair, you mean?
  • Sandy: Shaddap! (Slaps her)
  • Sora: "Yeah! I'm gonna get Xehanort the Fake good for pulling what he did! He and his sidekicks are gonna get it hard!"
  • Spongebob: "And I'm the Leader of the Lodge! I- (Saw that the arguement between the Lougers and the allies was getting worse)..... Should probably stop that. (Charges off and gets between Fu-Xi and Shen just when things were getting heated) ALL OF YOU STOP RIGHT NOW!!"
  • The Lougers and allies were stunned silent......
  • Icky: ".... Wow..... Congrates on finally doing the thing ya should've done in our Hercules adventure, Spongebob."
  • Spongebob: "Now, normally, I try to avoid making administraightion statements to let everyone resolve issues themselves, but I feel like that now's the time I step in and lay down the law!! From now on, whether or not it was a good or bad idea to bring Kairi along on rescuing the Princesses, IS IRRELEVENT!! I want no more reminders about it, NOR do I want to hear any more arguing, FOR NOR AGAINST Kairi, CAPISH?!"
  • Lord Shen/Fu-Xi: "...... Yes sir."
  • Spongebob: "Now, we are going to CALM DOWN, take a breather to rest from the exhausing event we just went through, recover to full health, and figure this out!! Okay?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Duh, I mean, we may as well anyway, because not even Gazelle is fit to even be a threat to a cockroach!"
  • Dr. Cockaroach: "HEY!"
  • Lord Shen: Why're you getting offended by that, you weren't even born a cockroach. You were just trying to create a being that could survive a nuclear holocaust.
  • Fu-Xi: "Yikes, did you grew a spine quickly. Back at the party, you weren't even able to speak compidently before crowds of your other allies."
  • SpongeBob: Well now we're in deeper whale poop than that. We can't let THIS be our reality.
  • Mr. Krabs: I SAY, WE TIP SOMETHING OVEEERR!!! (Goes out and does that to a giant sauropod-legged cow Heartless)... That felt good.
  • Pang Bing: You should probably know that was a Pod Heartless. They're actually harmless. They learned that hurting people brings danger and thus scavenge for opportunities to multiply.
  • Shifu: Agreed. Not all Heartless are, well, Heartless. Kingdom Hearts is a very unpredictable realm.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well I don't care. Much of us were hurt by 'em.
  • Gazelle: "But you didn't had to take it out on a creature that clearly had no part in that."
  • Pang Bing: "Well, that, and it would  just trigger a negitive reaction from them. (Points to a farmer Heartless with shotgun hands that points at Mr. Krabs)..... We may, want to back away, NOW! (Gazelle grabs Mr. Krabs as she and Shifu and Pang Bing ran off!)!"
  • Other Farmer Heartless showed up and began to push the Pod back up!
  • Icky: "..... Were those, Farmer Heartless?"
  • Pang Bing: "Yes. They're usually a neutrol sort, unless provoked or if their lifestock are assulted."
  • Banzai: "Lifestock? (The Farmer Heartless are seen with other farmyard Heartless Creatures)..... Since when do these things need to farm? Aren't they like, other-dimentional zombies or something?"
  • Shifu: "A gross mis-representation of what these creatures are. These creatures are the manifestations of inner darkness now freed when a living thing has passed on, and the heart selected to become one of them. All hearts have a darkness within."
  • Kairi: Yes. It's just like grandma told me. People used to have light until their need for it gave birth to darkness. Light and dark cannot exist without each other. Not even the light in our hearts. These Heartless are not the same as the ones we faced for years. Heartless are the hearts of people throughout history lost in the black void. Even so, they are still hearts. They possess a mind of their own. A civilization. A kingdom of hearts.
  • Shenzi:... Suddenly, the name Kingdom Hearts makes way more sense.
  • Icky: ".... Do ya think these guys realised they're not in kansas anymore?"
  • Pang Bing: "If you mean they're aware that Kingdom Hearts has merged with our universes, potaintionally, but it's clear their primary concern is to keep their lifestock safe. They are prehaps reminants of farmers that had left our worlds, and that of the creatures they once raised, now forever connected."
  • Squidward: "Well for now, let's stay in these caves and avoid anymore trouble-"
  • Snorting was heard, as Squidward turned to see a Nobody Bear staring at him aggressively........ The Nobody Bear snorted again.
  • Squidward: "..... You gotta be kidding me-"
  • The Camera cuts to the wincing group as Squidward was heard mauled and beaten up by the Nobody Bear!
  • Deadpool: ".... I think that's our eviction notice."
  • Squidward: "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
  • Lady Su: "I believe, we must seek safety somewhere else."

Random Trail.

  • The Group were seen walking on a twisty and turny trail.
  • Mantis: "This place, makes, no sense."
  • Shifu: "Kingdom Hearts' is a realm, very hard to understand."
  • Crane: "(Sees an oddly shaped wild west town not too far)..... Hey guys, there's like, a town down there."
  • Devon: "Ohh. It's like someone took a part of Pastoon and turned it into a wild west of Wonderland."
  • Kairi: "Well still, a town's a town. We'll take what we can get."
  • The group marched forth.

In the Town

  • The group cautiously enter.....
  • Quidilen: ".... Ugh, this place is an utter ghost-town."
  • Riku: "It feels, abandoned."
  • Suddenly, the group found themselves surrounded by Cowboy Heartless with energy bullets, Vulture-Winged Undertaker Heartless, Large Steer Heartless, Rattlesnake Unversed and Indian Tribe Nobodies.
  • Sora: "I got this! (Throws Keyblade and smacks all of them down as they disapate).... There, nothing- (The Mob forms back)....... HUH?! THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS?!"
  • Icky: "Kid, our universe is merged with Kingdom Hearts! Safe bet kicking their butts back into it no longer works, BECAUSE THIS IS LITTERALLY THE PLACE THEY'LL BE SENT BACK TO NOW?!"
  • Donald: "Uh oh."
  • Phil: "TWO WORDS?! (A Large heartless boss of a walking Hangman Nose Stand came forth) AMSCRAY?! (The Gorup made a run for it out of dodge!)"
  • The Group returned to the trail!
  • The group stopped in exhaustion....
  • Spongebob: "Did they chased us?"
  • Sandy: "(Breaths)..... No. I think they were just trying to scare us off their terratory."
  • Icky: "Guess heartless, nobodies and unversed aren't much for accepting guests."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Let's keep moving. (They did that)."
  • The Group traveled awhile until they saw a restaurent with Kingdom Hearts Symbols on the sign.
  • Po: "Oh thank crud, there's a restaurent, because I am hungry! (Tries to go to it till Pang Bing stopped him)!"
  • Pang Bing: "This is not like a restaurent like you know. It might only be able to provide for the creatures of Kingdom Hearts."
  • Po: "..... Oh..... Do you think, they eat, hearts, memories or negitivity in there?"
  • Shifu: "No, those things are how they make more, or get stronger."
  • Po: ".... Then, what do you think they eat in there?"
  • Pang Bing: "Likely dark energy or subtences of the dark side of Kingdom Hearts."
  • Mantis: "Sounds, kinda gross."
  • Lord Shen: "Let us move on. We have nothing to gain from this place."
  • The Group are seen heading torwords a large city.

Large City.

  • The Group were seen hidden in alleys as they were awestrucked by the sight of Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed living normal commutes, even keeping dream eaters as pets.
  • Pang Bing: ".... Incredable. It appears that these creatures are mimicing the average communical cycles of normal beings, as if they remember what that is like. Remarkable."
  • Icky: "But how can we hope to move in this place without freaking them out and get police-brutalitied by Heartless Cops?"
  • Po: "Time for, stealth mode."
  • Mantis: "NO DRAGON COSTUME?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "Wait, actselly, a costume would be most fruitful. Albeit it'll have to be spefific to the evioment."
  • Mad Hatter: "Ohhh boy, an art project! (Takes off his hat and pours down alot of paper, glue, scissers and tracers in the shape of a Heartless Symbol)."
  • Deadpool: "Do we have to do an arts and crafts class when we could just physically turn ourselves into these things?"
  • Pang Bing: "That's too risky. We could be at risk of losing our self-being, and/or dying in the process, and become as mindless as they are."
  • Skipper: "Also, Axel and those Leagers aren't exactly here to help with that, so make due with what ya got!"
  • Monkey: That makes me wonder what happened to everyone we know.
  • Pang Bing: I'm unsure how to tell you this without being blunt, so, I'll be blunt... They're all Heartless and Nobodies. Maybe the occational Unversed if they fuzed in the process. Kingdom Hearts separated them. The same thing should happen to us soon.
  • Icky: "Not meaning to push our luck, but, why didn't that happened to us as quickly?"
  • Pang Bing: We have the willpower to keep going if Final World wasn't an indication. But even that would only protect us for so long until we finally succomb.
  • Sora: Still... It feels rather... Heartbreaking to know that Heartless have been living like this the whole time. We've been hurting creatures that have their own civilization.
  • King Mickey: Me and Riku have seen what part of Kingdom Hearts is like... But indeed nothing like this.
  • Riku: They're obviously just doing what they do because, as Hearts, they just want light, or anything that comforts them. Love. Friends. Something worth living. Something that can't be found in Kingdom Hearts. They just don't have a mind or soul. A Heart needs those to show that.
  • Goofy: That's why they act so evil.
  • Pang Bing: "More or less. There could be more complicated reasons on why these heartless behaive differently then the ones we had fought. But for a better time, would we learn this."
  • Deadpool: Pssh, I liked it better when we thought they were target practice. (They got the dragon costume and painted it like a Heartless as they walk through the city recognizing many of their friends and allies as Heartless and Nobodies as this played)
Green Day -Boulevard of Broken Dreams lyrics

Green Day -Boulevard of Broken Dreams lyrics

  • Kairi: (Sobs looking at what's left of their friends) This is all my fault!
  • SpongeBob: I said none of that!! We can still save them. Just be quiet.
  • Marty: Well where are we supposed to go anyway?
  • Lord Shen: "We're looking for someplace isolated from preying eyes. Espeically dangerious ones."
  • Melman saw a sign that read "Astral Canyon".....
  • Melman: "..... Hey guys, how about, "Astral, Canyon"? It's seven miles from here."
  • Alex: "Melman, you're a genius."
  • Lord Shen: "Good. The canyon it is then."
  • The disguised group began to follow the signs out of the city and on the path of the canyon.

Astral Canyon.

  • The Group, now without their costumes, are traversing a canyon riddled with empty marks that look as if dipictions were here.....
  • Deadpool: "Uhhh, what up with the freaky silluettes?"
  • Shifu: "I believe, this canyon was the origin site of the astrals, that now roam loose in this merged realm."
  • Donkey: "Well so much for this being safe."
  • Icky: "Relax, they're obviously long gone at this point."
  • Haunted Laughter was heard throughtout the canyon.
  • Icky: "..... In, plausable thoery, I mean...."
  • Kairi: (In being frighten by the laughter, she hugged Sora)...... Sora, I'm scared.
  • Sora: We all are.
  • ???: YOU SHOULD BE!!! (Familiar blades were thrown at them)
  • Razoff: MAMA MIA!!!!
  • Pang Bing: "THE ASTRALS FOUND US?!"
  • Shen: Hold the phone!!... Are those MY blades? (The heroes end up surrounded by more hardcore versions of themselves)
  • Gloria:... Whoa boy.
  • Icky: "(This video)"
Nostalgia Critic "WHAT,PUMPKIN,WHAT?!!"

Nostalgia Critic "WHAT,PUMPKIN,WHAT?!!"

Skip a few seconds.

  • Alternate Shen: Hand over Kairi and her boyfriend! NOW!!
  • SpongeBob: WHOA WHOA, WHO THE HECKAPUS ARE YOU GUYS?!
  • Alternate SpongeBob: Can't you tell? We're you, from the timeline that you summoned here.
  • Shen:... You're the Lodgers from the timeline of Kingdom Hearts III.
  • Icky: "..... (This video)"
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

  • Alternate Boss Wolf: YEAH NO S***!!!
  • Alternate Shen: I'm sure you know damn well what we had to go through when Kairi died!!
  • Icky: "HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE?!...... The Events of Kingdom Hearts the Game Series, was suppose to take place inbetween the 1960s and the early 90s! And the Lougers didn't become a thing until at least around late 2009 in throey!"
  • Saldaron: "December 18th of 2009 to be precise."
  • Icky: "SO HOW THE HELL CAN THERE EXIST, ANOTHER US?!"
  • Alternate Icky: "..... You really want to hear all those words exactly?"
  • Icky: "..... No....."
  • Alternate Icky: "Yeah, hate to break it to you me, but..... The kind of timeline you have, was the successful one! We're from one of the failed attempt timelines where Kingdom Hearts still went down as it did in the original Canon Kingdom Hearts Timeline! Only here, the Kingdom Hearts games happened in the past, we happened as intended in the present, and Kingdom Hearts 3 ended up being a recent event at the time of the game's release! The only diff, is that Kai-Kai and Boy Sora are still toast in our timeline?!"
  • Icky: "Duh, dee, gah, bah, bah, bah, (Groans frustraighted at the overly confusing mess they're in!)......... (Stops for a moment and does this)....."
Nostalgia Critic Jumping the Shark

Nostalgia Critic Jumping the Shark

Deadpool: XDXDXDXDXDXD

  • Alternate Icky: "HEY, HOW DID YOU THINK I FELT ABOUT THIS MESS?!"
  • Icky: "I AM SAYING THAT YOU ARE REVEILING THAT THE TIMELORDS DIDN'T GOT RESETTING THE KINGDOM HEARTS EFFECTED WORLDS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AROUND?!"
  • Alternate Icky: "Dudeo, would we even BE HERE IF THEY GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME?!"
  • Patrick: "..... SpongeBob, my head is hurting from this."
  • Sandy: "I'm getting an aneurism just thinking about this."
  • Saldaron: "...... Oh, ballocks. (Facepalms). Another thing for the Time Council to complain about. They are going to wring my neck."
  • Riku: "AW WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!"
  • Alternate Shen: "AHEM?! You all can have an existentional crisis about this later?! Now, are you gonna give over Kairi and Sir Sora, or do things have to get MESSY?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey hey, uno momento, uh, other Shen. These two are not the same Kairi and Sora you know them as. They were of our timeline."
  • Alternate Banzai: "Well, thing is Chica, thanks to the Great Cycle, the time butterfly's now a big fat blouted ball of combined timelines, where everything has gone into s***! Kinda thanks to you guys provoking your Xehanort to really screw things over for everyone?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, first off, our "Xehanort" is tecnecally a fake as the real one WASN'T EVEN MEANT TO EXIST HERE?! Secondly, blame MSM, he felt that waiting for season 13 for us to be going through this shit would've taken forever! Not that I don't agree, but, it really messed up the narrative we were going for!"
  • Alternate Icky: "Oh sure, blame the producers, that was always such a cop-out!"
  • Alternate Shen: "ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE?! Either give us Kairi and Sora, or else?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hear me out!...... I know you're sadden about your Kairi and Sora, but, have you really resorted to try and replace them with another? These two are not the Kairi and Sora you came to know."
  • The Alternates thought about that......
  • Gazelle: "Your Kairi and Sora wouldn't wanted this from you. They would've wanted you to keep their memories in your hearts and to move on to live happier lives."
  • Alternate Shen: ".... How, could I have been so idiotic about it? Our, our apologies, Main Timeliners. We'll..... We'll not darken your doors anymore. (The Alternates began to leave)......"
  • Icky: "...... This, mess, cannot, get, worse!"
  • Rumbling was heard, as the Main Group looked at the ground, then looked at the large forming puff of smoke at the far distence, pretty much seeing the largest army of past defeated enemies and monsters rampaging at their direction!
  • The Main Lougers made shocked faces.....
  • Icky: "(This video)"
AWW HELL NAW

AWW HELL NAW

  • Kryptonia: (She leapt in and tail-smacked much of them) YOU ARE ALL DEAD MEAT!!!
  • Icky: THE HELL WE ARE!! (They kicked her away comically)
  • Dai Shi: GET THOSE BI- (Boss Wolf threw a biscuit at her)...... GET THOSE BITCHES!!!!

The Maintimeline Lougers made a run for it as this familier music plays!

The Lion King Soundtrack - To die For

The Lion King Soundtrack - To die For

  • Phil: "AMSCRAY?!"
  • The Main Timeline Villain Leage Saw this along with Saix and the rest of Organisation 13.
  • Cobra: "..... Goof grief, we'd been briefly away from them for 59 minutes and they get chased by a stampeding army of astral projections of congured enemies! Saix, are you SURE these halfwits are our best shot at fixing this mess when they could barely save themselves?!"
  • Saix: Yes! Just have patience.
  • Cobra: (Sighs as the heroes struggled in the past villain mob while they and the Alternate Lodgers watched to the music)
  • Alternate SpongeBob: This feels a little underhanded.
  • Alternate Shen: Maybe, but they WILL feel the pain of our timeline. If we can't have those two, then we'll show them why we need them.
  • Alternate SpongeBob: Still, kidnapping people from other timelines seems too wrong for even our enemies.
  • Alternate Shen: "WELL FORGIVE ME, IF I CAN'T STAND BEING OF A TIMELINE WITH NO KAIRI?! SHE WAS MY LIGHT, AND WITHOUT HER, I'M NOTHING?!"
  • Alternate Duke: "Ya know, if our Gazelle wasn't busy keeping our timeline homes safe from the Astrals, she would give you s*** for this!"
  • Alternate Shen: "EVEN SHE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH KAIRI MEANT TO US?! TO ME?! I'll cope with her complaints then after this!"
  • The Main Timeline Heroes screamed while chased by the Astal Projections!
  • Mantis: "WHY ARE ALL THESE BAD GUYS AND MONSTERS WORKING SO HARMONIOUSLY TOGATHER?!"
  • Shifu: "They are astral projections of our greatest defeats of villains personifying as them, seeking revenge in defelupting a natrol distaste for us?!"
  • Icky: "Ohhhhh great! So basicly an Anti-Fan Club! And to think we got ourselves into this because we were GUILTED INTO JUMP STARTING SOMETHING MEANT FOR SEASON 13?!"
  • Po: "WELL TIME IS ABIT WACKY RIGHT NOW, NOT LIKE WE CAN GO BACK OR ANYTHING THANKS TO NOT-XEHANORT?!"
  • Gazelle: "ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN?! WE'LL RETREAT BACK TO THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE AND TURN ON THE SHEILD TO KEEP THESE LITTERAL GHOSTS OF LOUGER PAST AWAY FROM US?!"
  • Alex: "THAT MIGHT BE TOO FAR?! WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE LEAGER'S FORTRESS?!"
  • Crane: "THAT WOULDN'T DO WELL TO PROTECT AGAINST THEM?!"
  • Gilda: "CAN'T WE JUST GO TO OUR VAN AND ZOOM OFF?!"
  • Marty: "IF ONLY WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?!"
  • Max Rabbit: "DON'T WORRY?! (Brings out alarm button) I GOT THE ALARM BUTTON?! (Presses it)!"
  • Distent Echo: "OVER HERE, MISFITS?!"
  • Alex: "THAT'S IT, MAX?! KEEP PRESSING?! FOLLOW THAT ECHO?! (They ran as Nega-Xehanort followed them sinisterly)"
  • Sora: (They found it) FOUND IT! (It was then destroyed by Nobodies)
  • Donald: Lost it.
  • Riku: F***!!! (They ran and took cover)... This is insane.
  • Donald: Tell me about it. This new Xehanort is going farther than we thought.
  • Kairi: And the thought of Shen in the timeline where I died replacing her with me?... That timeline must have turned out merciless.
  • Soothsayer: It wasn't. You were the reason he is no longer a villain. You were his light. Without you, he's lost. The Shen of this alternate timeline is antihero. His evil side and good side are at civil war. He believes that replacing you with another you from another dimension will mend his wounds.
  • ???: That's not even the half of it. (Alternate Soothsayer arrived)
  • Soothsayer:... I assumed some of the Lodgers of your timeline were not lost completely, myself for instance.
  • Alternate Soothsayer: Oh, the Lodgers are still somewhat the same, but their outlook has all but changed. Since Kairi's death, the Lodgers had no hope left. Darkness was getting stronger. They were ousted for being against Xehanort, who turned out more positive than we assumed. They blamed themselves for her loss. They couldn't simply wait for the next arc of Kingdom Hearts.
  • Icky: Yeah, I'd say it'd be here when this episode was originally supposed to come in Season 13. It'd take way too long.
  • Soothsayer: And indeed, the time dilation between our timelines doesn't make it any easier.
  • Alternate Soothsayer: They were so lost, they swore they would do literally anything to make it right, even villainous acts.
  • SpongeBob: I don't think that sounds like us.
  • Alternate Soothayer: All Hearts have an inner darkness. So when circumstance puts you in a terrible place, you change beyond what you expect. Kairi was your hope. When she died, your will died along with her.
  • Shen: That is true. I have protected Kairi with my life. My oath to her mother was that I do so. It's understandable why your Shen is doing this.
  • Alternate Soothsayer: You must confront my Shen. If you can get them to cooperate, you may be able to find stability.
  • Sora: Stability?
  • Alternate Soothsayer: I have done some digging around in this fused wasteland of Kingdom Hearts and found out that both our timelines are a perfect yin-yang. In the Great Cycle, opposites are the same and in absolute but unharmonious balance, and that's what gives your Xehanort power. Only by being separated and yet cooperative can his power be nullified. If both Lodgers of both timelines can cooperate, you can deviate yourselves from this Xehanort.
  • Merlin: That idea would have merit... But the False Xehanort is so powerful now.
  • Alternate Soothsayer: True, but you are the Lodgers. My Lodgers have never given up. And neither should you. Now move. I sense The Doppleganger Xehanort's presence. (She left as the extended music climaxed and they avoid the villains and monsters)...
  • Alternate Shen: YOU!!! How did you get out of there?!
  • Shen: We ARE the Lodgers. Just like you're the Lodgers. Also, did you really think even an entire army of astral projections of defeated enemies is really THAT serious of a threat to us?! We literally can make fools out of them without even major effort, and you of all people know this, other me! Now, we need to talk!
  • Alternate SpongeBob: Let's hear them out!
  • Alternate Shen: No! I'm leader now, remember? Only I decide that.
  • Shen: You'd be wise to listen to him. I told you, Kairi wouldn't want this.
  • Alternate Shen: Perhaps not, but it doesn't matter what she wants anymore.
  • Kairi: Well I don't. You are standing amidst me, Uncle Shen.... Please don't do this. I know it'll be hard and who knows how long... But I won't be dead forever. Only my body is dead, remember? My heart is still lost. The Sora of your timeline is still searching for me with the X-Blade in hand. He's brought back my Heart before. Patience can work out if you have enough of it.
  • Alternate Shen:... (Sighs) You sound like your mother before she lost herself to the Mask of Bastet.... I wish I got to see you grow up... But I don't think I can wait this long.
  • SpongeBob: We can help you. Just take our hand- (Nega-Xehanort jumped in between with burning magic)...
  • Nega-Xehanort:... (Charges up tremoring magic smiling ominously)........ (Dubbed as Scar) Long live THE KING!
  • Both Ickys: Really, that's what yer going with, the most predictable line ever?..... JINX?! YOU OWE ME A ROOT BEE- (He split the ground beneath them into crumbling into the void)
  • Alternate Shen/Kairi/SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!......
  • The Leagers stared shocked while the Organisation kept calm......
  • Cobra: "...... WELL WE'RE ROYALY F****D?!"
  • Vexen: "Do not trust even the most unassuring of sights, Mang...... This, is part of their test......"
  • Nega-Xehanort began laughing, as he grabbed Kairi.
  • Nega-Xehanort: "As for you two.... (Chuckles as he vanished, as the Astral Projection of Drainthus and that of Dai Shi on his left shoulder found the duo.)"
  • Dai Shi: "THERE YOU ARE?! Well, two of you, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH?! (More Astral Enemies Approuched)."
  • Spongebob was fearful as the Astrals got closer, as Alternate Shen lost his nerve as the Astrals surround them.

Inside the void.

  • The Lougers and others are gently flouting down....
  • (Sora): "The Darkness..... We can feel it's energy around us....... It's like, sleeping and never waking up."
  • A Large Bat-Like Figure began to flew around the area and approuched them as the light from the created hile faded.....

Unknown Area

  • The Group were unconjustus as they lay in comfy beds.
  • A Parasol Beauty showed up with a Winterhorn and a basic Shadow Heartless.
  • Shadow Heartless: "Parasala, I don't think this is a good idea. They'll likely mistake us for our mindless counter-parts."
  • The Winterhorn makes deer moans.
  • Parasol Beauty (Parasola): "Oh would you two relax, we need to check on them anyway as asked by the Sisters."
  • Shadow Heartless: "But you saw what they did to those mindless ones!"
  • Parasola: "Don't worry, they've met sentient counterparts before, Wally hun, it's all good."
  • Shadow Heartless (Wally): "It's Wallace."
  • Parasola: "Oh try to understand nicknames why don't y'all? (Approuches Alex).... Suga, time to wake up. (Shakes Alex up as he was reveiled with a thumb in his mouth, which he woke up).... Uh, suga, I think you're too old for thumb-sucking."
  • Alex screamed, as everyone screamed awake!
  • Alex: "DAH?! MORE HEARTLESS?!"
  • Parasola: "Now calm down, Hons. Ya'll're among friends."
  • Alex: "Wait, you guys are sentient?! Wooooo! Oh boy..... Sorry for the freak-out, it's just, we fought alot of guys like you recently, only.... They weren't talkable."
  • Parasola: "I know, I know, them Mindless Ones are making a mess of things, makes the rest of us look bad."
  • Po: "Mindless ones? Ya mean like, those things Fake Xehanort used to combined our realms?"
  • Parasola: "Why yes. Usually we keep the mindless ones here until we re-civilised them and let them in the bigger parts of Kingdom Hearts."
  • King Mickey: "Bigger parts? Well, no offence miss, but I was only able to see a void and some parts of a wasteland."
  • Parasola: "Oh that's only because the door was opened for the Mindless One holding pin. Ya just didn't had the right combination."
  • Riku: "..... That, actselly explains what we saw in that city and the cowboy town.... And that restaurent..... And those farmers and livestock.... And, everything."
  • Wallace: "Yeah, those were part of our realms in the grander places until the merge happened. And more and more pieces of our realm will come to your realm if this isn't fixed soon. And once so, expect it's enfluence to become too strong for even you guys."
  • Lord Shen: "Well why are we still fine now?"
  • Parasola: "Well, the merge tends to be a bit, wonky, about moving everything around. The enfluence leaves this place and goes to another, it's a complicated affair..... Oh, silly us, we forgot! I'm Parasola, this is Wallace, (Points to the Winterhorn) And this is Suke. (The Winterhorn Suke moaned like an elk).... He said hello."
  • Sora: "Uh, Hi?"
  • Wallace: "Okay, now that we're formally introdused, you guys need to see the Sisters of Light and Darkness. They've been expecting you ever since the Final Takers reported what happened when you told them about the Great Cycle. They were able to prepare for the worst as best as they can, but suffice to say, it still happened even when we figured you got this under control."
  • Patrick: "It's only because Xehanort cheated and forced us to trade the final blade for him to NOT kill Kairi."
  • Brandy: Call it cheating again and I'll throw you into a black magic volcano.
  • Patrick: What? It is.
  • Brandy: NO, IT'S NOT!!! WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE THIS SITUATION SERIOUSLY?!?
  • Lola: (Squeezed the two) STOP IT, OKAY, OR I'M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOU TWO UNTIL YOUR HEADS EXPLODE!!!
  • Wallace: "..... Wow...... You guys, allow an obvious maniac, to bargin another person's life, in return to the ONE crucial thing he needed to make the Great Cycle happen?"
  • Icky: "Hey, have you even seen our alternate time selves? (Points to the Alternate Lougers) We would've been a mess without her."
  • ???: "So it was worth sacrivicing many of your fellow outside realmers, to save one child? (A Lich Heartless came forth).... I mean, I can understand the appeal for these "Princesses of Heart", but you people fully acknowledged that you had Time Lords using soft-resets to try and remove Xehanort's enfluence, right? Why didn't you just let him take the girl? The Time Lords could've been able to remove him in the next one."
  • Saldaron: "Because the Arcitect was aware of temporial changes and he would've had mang make another one. It would've been an endless loop of reseting timelines."
  • Lich Heartless: "Well look what has happened now..... Our realms had merged, and Astral Mark Projections now run amok and the ruined realm is ruled by a madman and his peons. But oh sure, OH sure, saving Young Kairi was WORTH dooming every single living thing to prematurely meeting the fate of becoming our kind, oh yeah, WAAAAAAAAAAAY worth it!"
  • Deadpool: "...... You're gonna be this Episode's asshole, are you?"
  • Lich Heartless: "Ugh, you outside realmers and your crude jokes. I, am Grand Vizor Bitchingworth, and- (The Heroes broke into laughter!)....... WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!"
  • Thunderclap: "Oh, oh nothing it's just, that name, is REALLY bitching....... WORTH?! (The Group broke into loud laughter)!"
  • Bitchingworth: "...... NIGHTLY?!"
  • A Recolored and scary Heartless Wraith appeared.
  • The Laughter stopped.....
  • Nightly: "(Nightmarish voice) Your orders sir?"
  • Bitchingworth: "..... Teach these outside-realmers to respect my athority."
  • Alternate Spongebob: "Ya don't scare us, Nighty! (The heroes were all zapped cartoonishly into ash with eyeballs)"
  • Nightly: How about now?
  • Icky: (Wheezes) Not our fault, he's the one with the silly name!
  • Lord Shen: PREHISTORIC ONE, DO NOT REPEAT THE MISHAP WITH SILLYNAMIA!!!
  • Bitchingworth: Would calling me Bennett at least be easier?
  • Sir Hiss:... I suppose.
  • Bitchingworth:... These CANNOT be the ones. Parasola, do you actually believe these brainless lummoxes are the only ones who can save us?!
  • Parasola: No. I know they are.
  • Bitchingworth: Well I say no. Idiots that call villainous strategies 'cheating' and laugh at people who could strike them down where they stand, are unworthy of this role!
  • Banzai: Yeesh, I had a huge feeling many Heartless would be giant asses.
  • Bitchingworth: (Dubbed as Scar) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
  • Banzai: GYAAH, SPARE MY MONEY-MAKER!!!!
  • Bitchingworth: That's more like it! (Restores them) Now leave. You are not worthy of this duty!
  • Einstein: But we just got here.
  • Parasola: Sir Bennett Bitchingworth VII! How dare you show such disrespect?
  • Bitchingworth: I'm the Heartless of a religious fanatic who destroyed his whole town accidentally in the name of my God. What did you expect?
  • Parasola: Better than that. I'm the Heartless of a woman who saw good in both light and dark. You need better faith than that.
  • Wallace: I told you getting his help was a bad idea. I AM the Heartless of someone sacrificed by a religious fanatic like him.
  • Suke: (Huffed an Mmm-hmm)
  • Parasola: Nevertheless, his power is crucial.
  • Wallace: Yeah, too crucial for our own good. He's talking smack about these guys because they gave him disrespect.
  • Bitchingworth: Wouldn't you?
  • Wallace: Not if I knew who they were, unlike your unholy ass!
  • Mushu: Do you guys argue like this all the time?
  • Nightly: Not all the time, no. Wallace and Bennett just hate each other for good reasons.
  • Parasola: Bennett, whether you like it or not, they're staying.
  • Bitchingworth: AS THE JUDGE OF KINGDOM HEARTS, I FORBID IT!!
  • Parasola: "Hon, keep in mind that the Sisters are expecting them."
  • Bitchingworth: "Duh......... Quite. Fair point. But at the very least, Parasola, I want you to ensure they act as respectful and curtious to the sisters as possable!"
  • Parasola: "Fair enough. I'll see about that."
  • Bitchingworth and Nightly left.
  • Parasola: "..... (Sighs)..... Ya'll need to pardon Bennett, he's just in a plum bad mood that after all the time he tries to make things around her perfect for the Sisters, ended up being ruined by that madman."
  • Sora: "Well, he didn't had to say we would've been better off not helping Kairi."
  • Wallace: "Don't, look too much into that, Bennett's always a netourious sourpuss, especially since he's attracted to Sister of Darkess. He was once a bat when he was alive, mind you."
  • Deadpool: "Is that why he wants us to keep a difficult promise to not look like idiots?"
  • Parasola: "Well that and, the Sisters are why ya'll are here. The Sister of Darkness found ya, and Sister of Light gave ya a stronger sense of light so you don't turn into one of us faster for being in the Darkness of Kingdom Hearts. He wants them to be given the impression ya'll are grateful for that."
  • Po: "Ohhhhh. Okay."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, of course. He could've just said so himself-"
  • Wallace: "The sisters' are also Outer Gods, and one of the High-Rankers by the way, so, how's that for extra reasons to not like like fools?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... Yikes. Ya already had us at they saved our skins, that extra bit's just gonna make us nervious now."
  • Wallace: "Look, just make it that you arrive to the Sisters, explain yourselves as respectfully as possable, and be given a way right back into the Outside Realm, okay? I mean, look, they're usually chill babes, but they are abit tensed about that Great Cycle mess, and are likely expecting you people to offer to fix that."
  • Alternate Icky: "Look, that's mainly the main timeline us, we were just here to take their Kairi."
  • Parasola: "Well, that's the thing. Like it or not, alternates, this is yer battle too."
  • Alternate Spongebob: "I, take it the sisters also realised we need to work togather?"
  • Wallace: "Pretty much."
  • Alternate Icky/Maintimeline Icky: "Figures."
  • The Misfits got up and follow Parasola and trope.

Greater Kingdom Hearts.

  • Sentient Heartless are seen herding and containing large numbers of mindless bretheren and the like.
  • Parasola: "This is how we corral mindless Heartless after being beaten back here. We usually have a firm control, but, ya'll can guess what's wrong."
  • Icky: "Things look fine now."
  • Intercom: "ALERT, A KURT ZISA GOT OUT?!"
  • A Kurt Zisa spinned badly and landed in front of the group!
  • Parasola: "Ugh, not again."
  • Sora: "(Readies Keyblade) Don't worry, we got this!"
  • Donald: "(Readies staff) CHARGE?!"
  • Wallace: "CAREFUL, THE PRESENCE OF A KEYBLADE WILL TRIGGER THE OTHER MINDLESS ONES?! (Contained Mindless Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed began freaking out) See!"
  • Sora: ".... Oh, (Puts it away) Sorry."
  • Icky: "WELL WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS GUY THEN?!"
  • Wallace: "That, is what the system's for. (Presses a button)."
  • Security Alarms were active as more cyber-spacesed Heartless Charged forth and surrounded the Kurt Zisa!
  • Cyber Heartless 1: "Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves..... And/or you."
  • The Kurt Zisa attempted to spin to escape until it was blasted down!
  • Gloria: Dang!
  • Chaos: Well where's your precious Sisters? I am just about bored of this episode.
  • Parasola: They're in the throneroom.
  • Kairi: Well I don't feel more easy than them because of how you described those two. Especially since we were just reminded that the Heartless fear the Kingdom Key.
  • Parasola: You should know that the Sister of Light has the most authority. The Sister of Darkness has little, so she'd have no power over your fate. Especially since she too fears the Kingdom Key. But I advise you don't take it out at all. Heartless swarm the UUniverses now, so it could get you killed.
  • Sora: Duly noted.
  • Bitchingworth: (Appears suddenly) But know that she WILL convince the Heartless that you all are too dangerous in Heartless presence. She has made countless uprisings before, and people have died in them, innocent or not. I recommend you watch your tongues or they might cost you your lives.
  • Sora: ALSO duly noted.
  • Bitchingworth: "Good. Now, their throwneroom isn't too far."
  • The group went on as the Kurt Zisa was dragged to be put back into containment by Big Body Heartless.

Kingdom Hearts Throneroom.

  • The group are presented to a golden light Wyvern-eqsed Creature and the same night-purple large bat creature from before.
  • Sister of Light: "..... Hello, Shell Lougers of both timelines.... And guests..... We have been watching you."
  • Sister of Darkness: "And truth be told, we're not currently impressed."
  • Sister of Light: "AHEM?! What the Sister of Darkness is trying to say is, we think you can do better than this. We wish to explain the situation with you."
  • Sister of Darkness: "Because this False Xehanort has went rogue and tampered with something we spefificly asked the creators to not toy with, everything has been rendered a mess! And we want you people to put aside your mortal ills with eachother, and work togather to clean up this mess, got it?"
  • Sister of Light: "That IS to say, we believe you can still have an ability to best this doppleganger yet. Your best option is to have the Uniter of the alternate timeline remedy this."
  • Sister of Darkness: "So, are you going to comply with this, or not? Hint hint, it'd be better for all of us if you comply, cause as much as I don't nessersarly protest to darkness' victory here, it was done with something we had EXPRESSIVELY forbidden! And we have much to lose as well! If this lasts any longer then it should, then it WILL forced our mother's attention, and she will scold us GOOD for what happened?!"
  • Sister of Light: "This being said, we all have shared stakes. Our integrity of keeping our realms seperate is a shared goal. Your words on this, misfits?"
  • Pang Bing: "Ahem..... Be assured, sisters of Light and Darkness, that the Great Cycle will be reversed."
  • Sister of Darkness: "..... Welp, better then nothing I suppose. Now to start this agenda off, ya might need to rescue the OTHER Peacock and Sponge."
  • Sister of Light: "They were captured by the Astrals, where as we speak, the projections of your many congured enemies are being most indigent with them. (Opens a viewing portal to see that Spongebob and Alternate Shen are getting their butts handed by the Astral Mark Protections of all of the Lougers' enemies)."
  • Sandy: "SPONGEBOB?!"
  • Lord Shen: "....... We need to do something."
  • Alternate Duke: "Oh, don't worry, (Brings up a cellphone), I got your rescue operation, right here. (Tabs it to bring up "Gazelle")."

Astral Canyon.

  • Spongebob and Alternate Shen were left beaten and bruzed as the Astrals were taking a break, taking the time to chuckle over the duo's beaten bodies.
  • Alternate Shen: "All, I wanted, was to be with Kairi again."
  • Spongebob: "I never thought I would go down like this..... Being beaten down by an army of Holograms."
  • The Astrals were about to enter another round.
  • ???: "Hey, ASSTRALS!"
  • The Astrals looked confusedly at what looks like Gazelle as a Punkass Bitch......
  • Spongebob: "..... Gazelle?"
  • Alternate Shen: "Well, the Gazelle of my timeline, anyway....."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... (Voice tone of TFS Integra Hellsing) Okay, first off, Shen, you and I are gonna have a chat about that STUPID "GET KAIRI BACK" PLAN OF YOURS!! Secondly, to every literal ghosts of congured dips***s' past! Either back away from the peacock and the sponge, or do I have to kick your astral asses back into the canyon walls you crawled out from?"
  • Astral Drainthus: "I WILL NOT BOW, (READIES TO CRUSH ALTERNATE GAZELLE) TO SUCH INSOLDENCE?! (Lounges at Alternate Gazelle with a desistating smash!)!"
  • The Dust settled to reveiled that Alternate Gazelle simply got out of the way faster then the naked eye and was seen enjoying a smoke.....
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... Ugh...... This is why I stop trying to be nice to estupidos like you."
  • Astral Drainthus: "..... INSOLENT UNGULATE!! (Grabs Alternate Gazelle) YOU'LL ONLY SUCCEED IN SHARING THEIR SUFFERING?!"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... (Sighs, then spat out her cigar)...... Uniter Blade, summon the summons and have them kick their asses. (Endless summons of many forms came out as they all did this)"
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  • Alternate Gazelle: (The remaining Astrals look in shock)... So have at it, then. Come and get me, you d***less cowards! (The Astrals just left)
  • SpongeBob:... Thanks for the save, Gazelle.
  • Alternate Gazelle: Lo que sea! Come on! We'd better get your stupid cojones with the others.
  • Spongebob: "Though, I gotta asked, what happened to your voice?"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... (Sighs), That's, part of a complicated story. I'll explain when we get to the safe zone."

Safe Zone.

  • Alternate Gazelle lead the duo into a cave with a magic wall at the end of it.....
  • Spongebob: "..... What's that?"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "That, is the enterence into me and the Peacock's timeline. I managed to keep it stable when the Main-timeline got f*****g merged."
  • Alternate Shen: "But we came to be able to access this realm nonetheless. Now come. The alternate timelines are safe zones from the heavy enfluence of Kingdom Hearts that is seeping in this realm by the hour."
  • Spongebob gulps and cautiously follows the duo Alternates into the wall, as they phased into at the sight of the Alternate Dragon Guardian Temple, only it is now edgier, neglcted and covered in graffi, the common of which is "Former Shells of their Glory Loudgers", as before the three was the memorial of their Kairi, which managed to be the one clean thing of the area.....
  • Spongebob: "..... Wow...... You guys really entered hard times."
  • Alternate Shen: "(Sighs)..... Yes. And all this managed to happen, ever since the canon game was released, only since late of this january."
  • Suddenly, a portal opened up as Sora and the rest of the group appeared from it!
  • Sandy: "Spongebob! (Notices the Alternate Spongebob)..... Erm, well, Our Timeline's Spongebob! Yer okay and- (Sees the Dragon Guardian Temple and the Memorial statue)..... I, cannot say the same for the Dragon Guardian Temple."
  • Lord Shen: "Wha, wha, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?! I normally keep a tighter ship around here?!"
  • Alternate Shen: "You did.... Well, I did..... Though as you guess, without Kairi... (Points to the Memorial)... I'm not exactly myself...... None of us are."
  • Icky: "(Looking at the graffi).... "Former Shells of their Glory Lougers"?"
  • Alternate Icky: "Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, let's just say, we started to play rougher against villains. Not Deadpool Levels of rough, mind you, but.... We did start to leave, painful reminders of their defeats outside of making them look like dumbasses. Suffice to say, people were more fans of when we used to be goody-two-shoes like you main-timeliners."
  • Icky: "Aww no, are we hated here?!"
  • Alternate Icky: "Hey don't get us wrong, they still appresiate we save the day at all, it's more like, we're more open to scrutiny that we "lost our way" and how we allowed our Kairi's kicking the bucket to rule us, which made us ironic to when we hold lectures to the kind of people that had simular problems. Espeically on what our Gazelle did- (Alternate Gazelle pointed her Uniter Blade at him) YIPE?!"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "If anyone is going to DARE pull that f*****g bandaid off, it's me."
  • Gazelle: "Wait, how the heck did my voice change?"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "(Sighs as she lowers the Uniter Blade)...... You may remember our darker clone from when that idiot Nefarious tried to beat you with yourself?"
  • Gazelle: "Zagelle?"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... (Sighs bitterly)..... Let's just say, I was such a trainwreck about what happened to Kairi, that I felt like mierde when I wasn't around..... Enough that I felt too soft under that nice-gal act I usually had trotted around..... So, I came to Zagelle...."

Flashback.

  • (Alternate Gazelle): "I wanted to become stronger, more firm, and less willing to be held back by misguided pity. So, I used the Uniter Blade, to fuse with Zagelle. (This occured as Zagelle was sucked into the Uniter Blade) The result speaks for itself.... I became the hardass you now see today. I'd became more aggressive on even those dumbass C to D-Lister Villains we always seem to face on downtimes between when a more serious problem shows up. (Alternate Gazelle was doing an over-killing move that greatly wounded the likes of a Rat in a Mousetrap costume, A Sushi-Bodied Being, and a Cannon-Nosed Pirate Elephant) I began to focus more on being a Uniter than that Pop Star thing I did.... I hated having to break my Hecktor's heart on it, but I felt my previous life was holding me back. I needed to be an arbiter of justice.... Also, I, no longer felt like I was the Gazelle Zootopia knew me as anymore. I became too different."

Present

  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... So safest bet in the world, the Lougers weren't the only ones that got screwed over by Kairi dying out."
  • Gazelle: "..... I, I would never do the kind of things you do."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "(Scoffs) I never figured I do things like that as well. But you'd be amazed of what really hides in your persona."
  • Gazelle: "But I barely even interacted with Kairi for all my time with the Lodgers. I mean, maybe some girl talk here and there, but-"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Same, but you and I do know how much she meant for others! She was too innocent to be slain by some freaking madman that decided to do his own thing. As much as I give our Leaguers extra helpings of asskicking for EVER recruiting him, I do acknowledge that they didn't asked him to pull the s*** he did. But it was still their fault for ever having him around to begin with."
  • Gazelle: ".... Well, our timeline managed to avoid this fate. We-"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "(Deadpan) We already know, ya dingus. Our Soothsayer saw it coming a mile a-second, and so did I. You idiots basically allowed that copy of a man not meant to exist in your timeline to basicly pull the s*** he did! Much as Fu-Xi was an ass-asp about it, I do have to agree, ya basicly sacrificed MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, FOR ONE, GIRL?!..... (Sighs)..... Not saying we would've been different, (Sternly) But it's the principal that's the issue! You people were made fully aware by Saldaron that the Time Councilers would've just reset everything again anyway if it got to that point again! You should've let Kairi go for the promise that the copy would be removed."
  • Gazelle: "We know what we did, had a long-term negative effect, but please understand, even so, the Architect was aware of chronological changes and would've just make another copy of Xehanort."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "THEN ASK SALDARON TO ERASE THE ARCHITECT FROM EXISTENCE OR SOMETHING?!"
  • Saldaron: "It's not that simple. He has the power to make himself immune to paradoxical changes if he feels the Timelords conspired against him."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... Okay, but then, make it that Mang refused?!"
  • Shen: "Architect would've make False Xehanort himself. Mang's includtion was opitional."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "THEN MAKE IT THAT THE PARIAHS NEVER APPROACHED THE COPY WITH THE BOOK?!"
  • Gazelle: "Well given how smart Cyborgus was, he likely has paradoxical immunity as well."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "... Ugh, is there really any wonder why there ended up being HOW MANY SOFT RESETS UP UNTIL THIS POINT?! If not even Timelords can fix this s***, then what now?"
  • Sora: "There's still us."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... Ya should probably keep in mind that the copy is basicly "The One Above All" levels of powerful now when the Great Cycle was activated. He and his pet projects are stronger then ever before now..... You're gonna need extra firepower now."
  • Sora: No kidding. A guy as smart as Fake Xehanort with power like that is going to be seriously difficult.
  • Patrick: Hey, he cheated his way there, that's not smart!
  • Brandy got super triggered and dog-growled!

10 seconds later...

  • Brandy: (Screams dunking Patrick's head in a black magic geyser)

10 more seconds later...

  • Brandy: Next time I'm tossing you into a black magic lake!
  • Alternate Brandy:... Wow. Never thought I'd actually have the guts.
  • Alternate Mr. Whiskers: REALLY?! AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU THREATENED ME, YOU NEVER HAD THE GUTS?!...... Admittedly that's a good thing, but really?
  • Haroud: I'm sensing you guys are extremely dysfunctional.
  • Alternate Sandy: We are. We even have it espeically bad with Tri-Corn now who got real pissy at us about losing Kairi. Shen didn't made it better by calling her a demanding cyberconnectic brat with anger issues. It may not be inaccreate, but it was far from an ideal thing to say.
  • Boss Wolf:... That does sound like Shen. (Shen slapped him)
  • Alternate Sandy: Now in her anger, she introduse a major universe-spanning lesitraightion that now makes it that all heroes have to get permits for doing heroisum outside of your native home, basicly putting hero groups are heavy restrictions, as the Galactic Federation, even Morecorn, ended up adopting this in due to how severe Kairi's death was. Hero groups, came to be critical of us ever since.
  • Shifu: "(Sighs), Leave it to burocrates to introduse restrictions in the face of tragity in thinking they know how good and evil works."
  • Alternate Gazelle: Si. Now, we're far from suddenly becoming very hated, but, we now have people with devided opinions, loyalist fans, and those that grew cynical to our abilities.
  • Alternate Skipper: "It got to the point that Axle's back to being critcial to us again."
  • Skipper: ".... I am NOT crazy for this timeline."
  • Alternate Icky: Well consider yourselves DAMN lucky the Main Timeline was better off until Fakernort trashed it. Here, we're unpopular with non-High Council controled places, and even then, our relations is like doing a tightrope act cause the High Council's hyper strict with us now! Tricorn here, REALLY wanted to settle the scores.
  • Alternate Gazelle: We also lost our purpose. We began to fall apart as a family. Our SpongeBob and Patrick are no longer best friends after a heated argument about his own stupidity and went too far when they brought up the secret box incident.
  • Alternate Spyro: Ugh, I could hear it from my room. Our SpongeBob called Our Patrick a fool for bringing their friendship into something that was no big deal, saying that friends shouldn't keep secrets from each other when Our Patrick said that friends don't steal from each other. Then Our SpongeBob went too far by saying Our Patrick probably made the secret box as an excuse to end their friendship because he couldn't end it himself.
  • Icky: Jesus Christ! Kairi's death really DID destroy the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Alternate Icky: "Ehh, not exactly, we're still togather, it's just unstable now."
  • Icky: Okay, a qouarter of the way there, but it's close! I'm GLAD Scroopfan's dumb decision to kill her off in that Jigglodon episode was retconned immediately the next day.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, that's not exactly a nice thing to accuse your best friend of.
  • Alternate SpongeBob: Well, that's one of many reasons why Shen's the leader. I became more recklessly and insensitively stupid than even the likes of Demolition Doofus. It even got to levels beyond "A Pal For Gary".
  • Banzai: "HOLY SHIT, AND THAT'S AN INFAMOUSLY BAD MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE?!"
  • Alternate Spongebob: I was arrogant and foolish. Disrespectful and abused my own leadership. This cruelty cost me my role as leader.
  • Alternate Shen: Our Spyro didn't turn out well either. He became just as cold. As Kairi's godbrother, he lost much of his own kind heart. Now he's essentially a young Malefor, if he was an antihero.
  • Alternate Spyro: I DIDN'T ASKED TO BE SPOKE FOR, SHEN?! (Calms down before he got too upset).... But, that being said, it's true. I became reckless with my own powers and used my aether breath far too many times. I'm at least glad that Cynder and Sparx are still here keeping my dark side in line.
  • Alternate Shen: So with the two classic leaders of our Lodgers no longer fit to lead, I named myself the leader. Of course, Gazelle thought it would be too risky, especially with my heightened aggression in mind. But I had insisted that since she fuzed with Zagelle, she's no less of a greater risked for fuzing with her counterpart. Well that and the issue that she's not a member, but a sort've room-mate situation like with Kairi cause of being entouraged by the Lougers. Still, my leadership turned out good results.
  • Alternate Sir Hiss: Speak for yourself. Even if we put aside your recent attempt to take THEIR Kairi away, what you said is QUITE the streach! You're a strict, paranoid, and outright maniacal leader. Phil's training sessions were more merciless now. You even gave cruel and unusual punishment to those of us who screwed up like idiots.
  • Alternate Fidget: Yeah, and I thought our Shifu was merciless on me back in Our Greece. You sir are like that on steroids.
  • Alternate Private: We're not the cartoon characters we're supposed to be anymore. We're not funny anymore.
  • Deadpool: "(Was about to speak but Icky smacked him) OW!"
  • Icky: "Please do not turn this into commentary about our current sytile and/or free-promotional fluff for PTE, Wilson!"
  • Private: "Ahem. Still, that's awful."
  • Alternate Shen: Perhaps, but of course, sacrifices have to be made.
  • Creeper: That's just sad.
  • Alternate Creeper: "You haven't even scratched the bloodly surface, me! In this timeline, Heroes of our universes are on the brink of civil war, between supporters of the rules and those rebeling against it!"
  • Deadpool: "Neat! An SAF equilent to Marvel's Civil War! Awesome!"
  • Alternate Shen: ".... Good to know that Deadpool is stupid no matter what Timeline he's from."
  • Saldaron: "Well, MAAAAAAAAYBE except the timeline where Deadpool gained super intelligence from an alternate case where Dr. Blowhole exspearimented on him in further improving what Weapon X did, but that's hardly relivent."
  • Alternate Shifu: "Well, back to the main point, it's NOT awesome! Our realm has become a faverite hiding spot for VA reminants of the AUU of our existence! Because the law applies to even other united universes, our HA is forced to wait for permits to even so much as to get ONE OF THEM?! As such, the Dark Radicals moved their base of operations into our worlds, and annexed complete control over our native villain teams when previous leaders proved too uncomplimentary."
  • Alternate Spyro: "Our Mang, Mirage, Dark Dragon and Dr. Nefarious are now turned into mindwashed slaves to Nuke and his dark radical friends, and the villain teams of our timeline are under new leaders of their control: Screeched Death Rules the Magiloised Villain Leage, renamed the Screechers, Matrix now rules a more stable Dark Dragon Scourge Empire, Now the Matrix Imperials, and Glowrod extremely upgraded Team Nefarious with his science combined with their tec, now called Biotec. They're now after Our Quidilen again."
  • Alternate Cynder: "She was forced to retreat to be protected by Our Eagle-Beak and his accomplishes to avoid being made into Darkness Qui again. We are keeping their location secret."
  • Quidilen: "..... (Gulps).... Then MAAAAAAAYYYYYYBBBBBBE it's a bad idea for me to be here!"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Don't worry, all of them are too busy waiting for the Hero Civil War to break, so to profit and benefit from it, so to then use that to establish a new VA by merging the converted teams."
  • Icky: "Well what's stopping them from doing it now-"
  • Alternate Icky: "Our villains are still conflicty whiny brats. Also, if they do it reguardless while there's still a healthy hero population, it's just gonna end up like how it did in the Main Timeline. They're banking on that alot of heroes will get creamed from this mess."
  • Shifu: "So, they believe the civil war would reduse enough heroes so that VA exploits are more feasable?"
  • Alternate Icky: "Yeah. Then afterwords, once the Dark Rads get their shiny New VA up and running, the Grand Council has threaten a "Forced Intervention". Which means, the AUU will invade this place and congure it in so to quell both flavors of villains. Then, our timeline's universe will just be an extention to the AUU."
  • Trixie: ".... Wow. The death of an extremely nice human girl, caused all THAT to be a thing?"
  • Alternate Shen: "Well, as an alternate timeline, it's just among many other case scenarios. You could say we're a, blur between best and worse. I'm surprised Lodgers from the obvious scenario where the Villain League became top of the leaderboard didn't come here instead of us."
  • Gazelle: "...... We need to fix this. We-"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Up up! Look, you're a sweet kid, but, ya tecnecally don't need to help us. Alternate Timelines are not like the Main Timeline. Their problems are their own, cause in reptrospect, we tecnecally don't really exist. It's the Main Timeline that takes priority over everything."
  • Icky: "She's not wrong, uh, Main Gazelle. Alternate Timelines are often things tecnecally already prevented, cause our Kairi didn't die. These guys are what we COULD'VE been, but are not. Besides, if the Main Timeline gets blouted, then all the excess Kingdom Hearts stuff will start seeping into Alternate Timelines too, so even if we spent the time doing another side-quest, this place is still f****d. The least we can do is keep Kingdom Hearts from being the 100th problem to the 99 it already has."
  • Gazelle: "..... Are, you okay with this?"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Again, you're a sweet kid for offering, but thing is, under normal circumstances, we weren't even suppose to meet eachother. Time lords are strict pricks about that. They have very strict rules against outsiders meddling in other timeline affairs."
  • Saldaron: "Well pardon us for worrying about temporal anonamonlies that'll risk paradoxes."
  • Skipper: We did that all the time for other worlds in our early days and that wasn't allowed before. We practically broke countless rules about meddling in other world affairs, making certain rules about protecting world order moot, like that whole 'taking native forms and not revealing your origins' thing.
  • Alternate Gazelle: Yes, but that was because those worlds were being threatened by outsiders. Also, worlds that share the SAME timeline is different from a world in one timeline, intervening for a world of an alternate. Plus, those rules were already broken during the UUniversal Crusades. Bottom line, our problems are ours, and ours alone.
  • Gazelle: ".... Still, I would like to at least offer something that could allow any remedy for this timeline."
  • Alternate Gazelle: ".... Tell ya what? Ya figure that out, and I'll accept it, simple as that. But you need to worry more about your Kairi first before you worry about us has-beens.... Dealio?"
  • Riku: She's right, guys. Kingdom Hearts and it's creatures that're cured of their mindlessness need our help to correct what Fake Xehanort has done, whether they want it or not.
  • Patrick: Well let's go ahead and....... What're with doing again?
  • Donald: Undoing the Great Cycle.
  • Patrick: Yeah, but how?
  • Alternate Soothsayer: Well you managed to get each other to work together like I asked. That's a start and it should provide some power over Nega-Xehanort. The rest, is as simple as seeking out the copy.
  • Lord Shen: "May as well, the basturd took Kairi again. That is diffently going to be remedied."
  • Alternate Icky: "There's just the matter of finding the jerk."
  • Sora: "..... I think I know of one place.... He could be where the Original Xehanort was beaten..... Scala ad Caelum."
  • Quidilen: "(Scoffs), How did you learn that Phendian curse word!?"
  • Alternate Cynder: "No, other mom, it's the name of a realm that is where all worlds' stem form, a world that birthed worlds. It is how universe creators make what would become worlds."
  • Icky: "So, basicly..... It's like a cosmic computer art program, for planets?"
  • Quidilen: ".... Oh.... Though trust me, ya don't wanna know what that word actselly means in Phend."
  • Icky: Is it like their N word?
  • Quidilin: They have plenty of those. It's like the N word and the C word had a baby that was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
  • Iago: "Unfortunately, our van's a bit trashed at the moment."
  • Alternate Shen: "No problem. We'll help you relocate it and help you fix it up. It's the least we can do for causing you trouble."
  • Spongebob: "Thanks, other Shen. Let's go team."

Van Wreakage.

  • The Van's parts are seen being examined by Jawa-Resemblent Heartless that are making weird chittery sounds as they look at pieces.
  • Lord Shen: HEY, YARDRATS!!! STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!!!
  • The Jawa Heartless paniced and teleported away!
  • Sora: "Whew. Thank goodness they weren't particularly brave."
  • Chi Fu: "I can see why the sentient creatures of Heartless are upset. Alot of their mindless bretheren are works in progress."
  • Po: "Well, when we're done with fake Xehanort, they'll have them back soon enough."
  • Alternate Shen: "We'll have to make repairs quick. Those Astrals will re-generate eventually and try to go after us again."
  • Spongebob: "Pfff, then your Gazelle will just kick their butts again."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Even I'm not invincible kid. They only ran off before because I caught them by surprise. The moment the Astrals regenerate, they'll know what to expect and try to disable me first. They are only projections of the empty marks on the walls, ya know."
  • Sandy: "Yikes. These guys are like regenerating enemies. And we've had Deadpool on the Villain League."
  • Alternate Shen: "And they'll stay as such until we can reverse the Great Cycle and put the Astral Canyon back inside the timestream once more. The only sure fire thing that put the astrals in their place is such."
  • Riku: "Then let's not waste any time."
  • Sora: There's just one thing to keep in mind. He controls Kingdom Hearts now. The place offers godly power to him. He could create a Heartless storm to pick us all apart. How do we outsmart a guy that managed to defeat even us?
  • Riku: Oh, there's one way. During the Mark of Mastery exam, we learned he can transcend space and time. He's a portal, and we can use that to trap him.
  • King Mickey: Good thinking. But as usual, it won't be easy. Two from each timeline will have to deal with Nega-Xehanort while the rest keep the portal closed.
  • Gazelle: And there's a safe bet that's us.
  • Alternate Gazelle: Quien mas? The Uniter Blade was made to be the ultimate weapon against things like Kingdom Hearts.
  • SpongeBob: Then we haven't got time to lose.

Chapter 5: Settling The Differences/Nega-Xehanort's True Colors

Dark Keyblade Graveyard

  • The Van arrived to the Kingdom Heartsifived Keyblade Graveyard.
  • Banzai: "Yeesh. The place was already depressing enough BEFORE the Great Cycle happened."
  • Lord Shen: Are you sure Xehanort himself is the only way to Scala?
  • Alternate Shen: That's how my timeline's Sora did it.
  • Patrick: "Wait, are we talking about Fake Xehanort or the Real one?"
  • Alternate Shen: It's pretty easy to assume that Fake Xehanort is hiding in Scala ad Caelum and used the real Xehanort as the portal there. A good villain always gets the best hideouts.
  • King Mickey: Yes. So, we'll just need to fight our way to him.
  • Pang Bing: And it seems we must do it... In the Skein of Severance. (That was seen)
  • Alternate Shen:... The place of Kairi's death.... (Takes deep breath) JUST FOR XEHANORT TO CLASH THE FINAL KEYBLADE!!!
  • Shen: It's pretty damn obviously that Fake Xehanort has Fake Ansem, Xemnas, Terra-Nort, and Young Xehanort waiting for us.
  • SpongeBob: Well, everyone... ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?!
  • Patrick: I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!!

Skein of Severance

  • Nega-Xehanort: (Was rearranging worlds through black magic meteor showers while possessing the real Xehanort's body while he was in Scala ad Caelum)...... Men? The Lodgers of both timelines have arrived. You must go and stall them until I can finish the Great Cycle.
  • Fake Ansem: Don't see the point. You've got the unstoppable might of Kingdom Hearts and the Chi-Blade in your control, so they're as weak as children.
  • Nega-Xehanort:... (Smacks down Fake Ansem like a bitch!) (The four were surprised)... You poor simple fools. I require all my power for this first. No need to remind you, but I shall anyway. Gazelle and the Shell Lodge Squad, no matter what timeline, are NOT to be trifled with.
  • Fake Ansem: "Did you HAD to smack me down though!?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: I did that to keep you from being complacent and cocky! A common mistake prone weakness to ALL villains! Also, do not forget what you were mocking. At most, we only won a battle in an over-all war. Cause make no mistake: Even if you have all the cards, the Lougers best ally is luck. And that luck is relient on you twits getting complacent, just because we pulled a fast one. There other best ally, is the obvious one: Giselle Thomma Horndreas, rights activist and pop singer for Zootopia, and current Uniter Princess. She has power so excessively great, it's the highest threat the Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed will stand and cower before. Even Outer Gods do not trifle with such a weapon, even if the Blade is incapable of harming them upon touch due to their amoral nature and that Uniters are not nessersaly too high on the cosmic foodchain.
  • Fake Ansem: "Well-"
  • Nega-Xehanort: Both versions are great, and not one is to be taken for granted. It takes one move from their blades, and it's checkmate for them. Then there's the Shell Lodge Squad. They are, perhaps, a miracle. Perhaps you can make somewhat of a joke at their expence. They may not fully take missions seriously and quick to mock humorious and crude names like children, among other questionable faults, but they get them done with smiles on their faces. They always find ways to best their opponents, but it certainly makes an exciting challenge. They are both somewhat inexperienced, imperfect, and untested, yet are balenced out with those that are, or at least come close. I would therefore argue that like Sora, they are archenemies worthy of caution and scrutiny. That's why our benufactors are likely held in imprisonment in Greater Kingdom Hearts by now. So I want no mishaps like the Villain League. Am I clear?
  • Young Xehanort:... As glass.
  • Fake Ansem: "But alchourse, we all know Terra-Nort is going to once again humiliate those pests. Only this time, they'll be beaten so hard, they'll only come back as Heartless and Nobodies, Unversed if fused."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Just be sure not to get complacent. Now go forth and prepare for their arrival."
  • The four got up and left.
  • Nega-Xehanort:... All this time those fools never considered what happened to the REAL Xehanort... How amusing.

Skein of Severance Entrance

  • Both Lougers arrived as the Leagers and the Defecters kept a strong distence from them....
  • Pete: "Remind me again why we're keeping our distence?"
  • Vexen: "As I said, the Lougers had found themselves allies in an alternate past where the events of, "Kingdom Hearts 3", as it were, had happened as it went. It's likely these sorts would be, bitter at the sight of the leage."
  • Hades: "How, bitter we're talking?"
  • Saix: "You don't wanna know."
  • Maleficent: This will be by far the biggest battle to date. They better make this count.
  • Demyx: "But first, (Brings out a Gummiphone) Let's take a selfie- (Xaldin grabbed it and broke it)..."
  • Xaldin: "Focus, you idiot."
  • Deadpool: (Appeared behind the Villains and Defects) I was wondering what you guys were doing. (The Villains and Defects Freaked out at that!) Where were you guys?
  • Cobra: "Well we ended up in Kingdom Hearts with the defect organisation thanks to giant mirror dragons. Then next thing we knew, we came back to the universes being Kingdom Heartsifived."
  • Deadpool: "Well, why are ya keeping yer distence? Did Fakeanort managed to take over you guys?"
  • Vexen: "ALCHOURSE NOT, YOU MINDLESS IDIOT?! We're just following you to let you do all the work in contending with those peons of False Xehanort to then join in to finish off the madman."
  • Deadpool: "Tch, so you're trying to take the lazyman's way out and let us do all the hard work huh? Well I'll be damned if I let that happen."
  • Xigbar: "It's also because those alternate Lougers might not be crazy for us, so we prefer it if you don't do anything to- (Deadpool points that both Lougers and allies are before the group)...... Frick."
  • Alternate SpongeBob: Damn right. You guys took Kairi from us in our timeline and now we can't stand the sight of you.
  • Cobra: "First off, it was the orignal Xehanort of that timeline, the leage as an entirty wasn't involved, secondly, THAT KILLING HER THING WAS SOMETHING HE DID, NOT US?! WHY WOULD I EVER HURT SOMEONE WHO HAS HALF OF SOMEONE I STILL RESPECTED?!"
  • Alternate Icky: "Oh sure, hide behind tecnecalities all ya want, you're still the dipshits that included him to begin with, so fuck you jerks all the same!"
  • Scroop: Feeling is mutual for Deadpool. He's been with me since you took Silver from me and he just leaves to play Power Ranger.
  • Deadpool: I only came to Canterlot because of a typical mercenary job going south thanks to one of Mang's freaks! Being a villain got boring. So stop being a big spiderling. Let's get ready to ambush them on the count of 10.
  • Terra-Nort: 1, 2, Skip a few, 10! (One-shot all of them from behind)
  • Patrick: CHEATER!!!
  • Brandy: SWEAR TO F*****G GOD PATRICK, I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!!!!
  • Terra-Nort: Mind if I take dips? (He teleported in front of the entrance) You'll have to get by me and my buddies.
  • Deadpool:... (Smiles and brings out his iPhone playing this)
15 Hellsing Ultimate Soundtrack - Die Fledermaus

15 Hellsing Ultimate Soundtrack - Die Fledermaus

  • Deadpool: Okay. How do we start? Do you come at us? Should we come at you? Or at the same time? (Terra-Nort just stood brooding)......... Oh you'll come. (Runs for him) THEY ALWAYS COME!!!! BANZAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!
  • Lord Shen/Alternate Shen: Dammit Deadpool!
  • Icky/Alternate Icky: "JINX, NOW YOU OWE EACHOTHER A ROOT BEER?!...... JINX AGAIN, NOW YOU OWE ME ANOTHER ROOT BEER?!"
  • Pang Bing/Alternate Pang Bing: "FOCUS?! (Deadpool attacked as he just kept getting katanas after the last ones get shattered)"
  • Deadpool: THE ONES THAT'RE HARD TO HIT ARE THE MOST FUN TO- (Terra-Nort just grabbed him and rammed him all over the place with his earth magic) FIIIIIIIIGHT, GWAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA, I FEEL LIKE WE'RE NOT IN THE SAME WAVELEEEEEENGTH!!! (He was tossed into a plateau)
  • Terra-Nort: Mmm, not inaccurate.
  • Deadpool: (Falls from the crumbling plateau) S**************T!!! (Crashed as the heroes and villains were unamused).... HEY, YOU EVER HEARD OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE?! (Got out a giant AUU turbo cannon from the dust clearing as Terra-Nort just slashed it in half with his Keyblade)
  • Terra-Nort: Not much. How about you?
  • Deadpool:... First you destroy my best smuggled trump card, THEN YOU ANTI MY F*****G JOKE?! THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA- (Terra-Nort crushed his crotch with a rock column as he did this)
ANK!!

ANK!!

  • Terra-Nort: You really shouldn't take your enemies for 'granite'.
  • Deadpool: Okay, I know it's filthy rich coming from me, BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLS***!!!!
  • Terra-Nort: THOSE ARE MY POWERS IN CASE YOU FORGOT!!!
  • Deadpool: OF COURSE THEY ARE, YOU STUPID CLOD!!!! YOU ACTUALLY FORGOT YOUR OWN POWERS?! I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP!!!
  • Lord Shen/Alternate Shen: Don't worry, I can take him. (The two looked at each other)......
  • Alternate Shen: You know what, at the end of this, the beer's on me. I haven't had a drink since we got here.
  • Lord Shen: The beer's actually all your Lodgers'. We don't drink... At least, not all of us.
  • Deadpool: "WORRY ABOUT THE ROOT BEER LATER, CAUS- (Terra-Nort started to slam Deadpool around) D'OWWWWWWW F**************K!! (The heroes attack as he teleported away and appeared behind them summoning powerful rock spires that knock around the Lodgers and villains)"
  • Maleficent: ENOUGH OF THI- (She was crushed unconscious by boulders) OOH!
  • Icky: "This guy keeps wrecking us!"
  • Fu-Xi: "We just need to figure out his achilles heel, and then, we'll-"
  • Sora: Let's just do what we did last time fought him. (Terra-Nort just summoned his Guardian)
  • Donald: I'm NOT using the Zettaflare on him again. (The Guardian attacks them with all it's power)
  • Alternate Shen/Lord Shen: I got it! (The two slashed away the Guardian as Terra-Nort was gone and on a high ledge)
  • Terra-Nort: You're not getting a victory that easy.
  • Terra: STOP DODGING US AND FIGHT, COWARD!!!
  • Terra-Nort: You just don't get it, do you? We're not playing that game anymore. We're not playing YOUR games anymore. All it's done is make us pathetic.
  • Patrick: WHAT'S THE MATTER, TERRA-SNORT?! CHICKEN? BOKBOKBOKBOKBOK- (Terra-Nort just smashed them all cartoonishly flat with rock walls)... Ow!
  • Terra-Nort: Next one's going up your holes. This is the new law. No more calling us cowards. No more making us shameful lepers. No more expecting the villains to play fair. We do what we want against you now, and that's all there is to it. Now let's take things seriously. Starting with shoving the red ninja's head into the mantle of this earth.
  • Deadpool: MY head?... Aw crap!
  • Icky: ".... Ya know what, asshole? We're NOT gonna take his laws seriously?!"
  • Terra-Nort: "Thank you for submi- WHAT?!"
  • Icky: "We don't CARE what Nega-Nort wants, cause HE didn't fought fair! (Terra-Nort was getting pissed off) He only got where he is cause he che- (Brandy growled)..... Pulled a dirty tactic using Kairi as a bargaining chip. If he's not gonna fight with honor, then WE aren't gonna honor his game! Don't like it? (Moons him) Kiss our asses, COWERD?!"
  • Terra-Nort lost his cool and charged at them, but then, suddenly the Lingering Armor of Terra intervined and started fighting him!
  • Terra-Nort: "OUT OF THE F*****G WAY, YOU ANNOYING PILE OF METAL?!"
  • Deadpool: "..... (Quietly) Nice trolling, Icky."
  • Icky: "(Quietly) It's what I do best: Pissing off high and mighty villains and knocking them off their high-horse. (Fist-bumps Deadpool)."
  • Terra-Nort: "LET ME GET MY REVENGE, YOU STUPID TINCAN?! (The Armor disobeyed, and smacked away Terra-Nort's blade)! DAMN YO- (The Armor Stabbed Terra-Nort as light was exhaled) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! (Both the Armor and Terra-Nort began to fade into eachother in a drumatic display of light as the figures merged back into Terra, who fell down weaken)....."
  • Ventus: "TERRA?! (Runs up to him with Aqua)......"
  • Terra: "..... Ugh, my aching head. I felt like I just woke up from a bad dream. Ventus? Aqua? What's going on-"
  • The two hugged and embraced Terra as he was back.......
  • Young Xehanort appeared with his eyes closed holding a bottle of wine.
  • Young Xehanort: "Here's to another victory for us- (Saw that Terra was back to normal) (Wimpfully yelps), I mean, (Tries a manly surprised shout!).... (Nervious chuckle)..... I'll uh, just go back inside- (Found that Teen Mang intersected him) AAHH?!"
  • Teen Mang: "(Extremely mad now) HEY, WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "(Getting extremely nervious and cowerdly) Duh duh, how it going, Teen Mang, ol'buddy ol'friend ol'pal ol'chum?"
  • Teen Mang: "SO WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "WHAT AM I DOIN-"
  • Teen Mang: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "WHAT AM I-"
  • Teen Mang: "HELPING FAKE XEHANORT CAUSE A COSMIC DOOMSDAY?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "HELPING FAKE XEHANORT-"
  • Teen Mang: "ARE YOU?!"
  • Young Xehanort: "..... Yeeeeeesssssss?"
  • Teen Mang: "...... I'M GONNA FRIGGING KILL YOU!!"
  • Young Xehanort: "I NEED AN ADULT?!"
  • Teen Mang: "WE'RE CLONES OF ADULTS, BITCH?! (Epicly Upper-Cuts Young Xehanort right into the sky as he tom-screamed) OUR FRIENDSHIP, IS OVER, YOU BACKSTABBING SWINE!? (Fires a mouth-beam)!"
  • Young Xehanort: "I DON'T SUPPOSE IT'S TOO LATE TO OFFER THE WINE AS A PEACE OFFER- (BEAM HEATS HIM) IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG- (Gets Vaperised by the Beam)?!"
  • An epic exploudsion occured.....
Dragon Ball Fighter Z dramatic finish greenscreen

Dragon Ball Fighter Z dramatic finish greenscreen

  • Teen Mang: "..... Ya-ta."
  • Cobra: That's my... Kinda boy?
  • Xemnas and Fake Ansem looked in shock from the viewing tower.....
  • Xemnas: "..... Well Seeker Ansem, I guess it'll have to be up to us the- (Saw that Fake Ansem was gone)....... Seeker?"
  • Fake Ansem was seen running and screaming like a bitch!
  • Xemnas: "..... (Faceplams) Ughhh, devines damn it, was I the only one who took the master's speech seriosuly? And yet THIS is the guy who turned Riku evil? Ugh, I'll deal with his cowerdly hide later. I'll deal with this infestation myself."

Main Area of the Skien.

  • The group were venturing forth until Xemnas appeared.
  • Xemnas: "Well I hope you pests are happy, because you have effectively embarrassed us in front of our master!"
  • The Lougers were seen playing a card game with their alternates as Xemnas was surprised by that!
  • Icky: "..... Oh, I'm sorry. Ya were saying something, buddy?"
  • Xemnas: "..... I was saying that-"

The Digidestin of both Timelines started to do this around the surprised and incrisingly annoyed Xemnas!

Caramelldansen English ( Lyrics )

Caramelldansen English ( Lyrics )

  • Xemnas: "STOP CARAMEL DANCING AND LISTEN TO ME, OUR MASTER HAS NOW CREATED A MUCH MORE SERIOUS WORL-"
  • Deadpool: "BORRRRRRRRING?! Quit boring everyone!"
  • Xemnas: "..... WILL YOU JUST-!?"
  • Deadpool: "BORRRRRRING!"
  • Xemnas: "I SWEAR, IF YOU VERMIN KEEP THIS UP, I AM GONNA-"
  • Deadpool: "Gee, it's sure is boring around here. MAH BOY, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIDE FOR! Now THAT'S not boring."
  • Xemnas: "(Gets immeasureably pissed off and dons his super striped-robe form) OKAY, THAT TEARS IT, I'M GONNA-"
  • Marty: "I AM OFFENDED, GOOD SIR?! ARE YOU CULTURALLY APPROBEATING ZEBRA STRIPES?!"
  • Xemnas: "WHAT?! THIS IS MY ULTRA POWERFUL FORM, YOU MORONIC-"
  • Deadpool: "Hey not cool man, these are very trying PC times now."
  • Xemnas: "(Frustraighted growls as he summons his laser blades)"
  • Rash: "Hey dude! Star Wars called!"
  • Teddie: "THEY WANT THEIR SITH LIGHTSABERS BACK?!"
  • Xemnas lost his cool and completely raged out!
  • Xemnas: "AGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! IT'S NOT WORTH IT?! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT?! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE?! (Pulls out a man-sized rocket from nowhere and starts tying himself to it in hysteria madness, and was about to light up a fuze, then stopped for a moment).... Gee..... I'm about to allow myself to shoot all our hard-work in the foot and doom the master to these misfits..... (Crazy again) BUT I'M HAPPY?! (Lights the fuze as it blasted him off from the ground to the group's bewilderment) FREEDOM?! (Laughs crazily!)!"
  • Vexen: "..... Suddenly becoming one of the good guys is now a worthwhile investment."
  • Demyx: "Now that just leaves Fake Ansem."
  • Shifu: "I have a good feeling he will already be taken cared off, soon enough."

A Tower.

  • Fake Ansem was seen packing up alot of stuff as he was freaked out!
  • Fake Ansem: "I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, I GOTTA GET OUT HERE?! (Packs alot of things in) I gotta jumped dimentions while the going's good, start a new path, become my own villain, I gotta- (Hears Xemnas' crazy laughter)..... Oh.... Oh nevermind. It sounded like Xemnas totally has this coveed- (The Rocket busts through the tower walls and hits Fake Ansem as he screamed as Xemnas still laughed crazly as the rocket blasted off torwords the Moon of Kingdom Hearts, becoming smaller with distence as eventually, a spot where the rocket crashed into was insiginated by a small puff of smoke)......"

Nega-Xehanort's location....

  • Nega-Xehanort sighed as he saw the rocket trail.....
  • Nega-Xehanort: "At least I had trimmed the fat of defects that were not worthy of confronting the Lodgers no matter what I say to them and can focus on making a new generation of expies, ones worthy to be at my side. Obviosuly they were too tainted by the old ways of the Universes. And I'll get on that, once I take care of my, misfited vermin problem."
  • ???: And by that, you mean right now? (The Lodgers arrived)
  • Nega-Xehanort: Well that didn't take too long. But you're too late, again. Kingdom Hearts will be-
  • Deadpool: (Did this)
Deadpool its so boring

Deadpool its so boring

  • Nega-Xehanort: Too bad. You may had been lucky doing that to my expies because of being tainted by the universes' old ways, but I'm not giving into any of your rubbish.
  • SpongeBob: Well we're not doing anything until-
  • Nega-Xehanort: (He froze them all in magic)... You morons seem to forget that I'm done playing into your complacency.
  • ???: We know. (The main timeline Lodgers, both Gazelles and others appeared)
  • Gazelle: But now it's Check. (The Keyblade wielders fired at Xehanort's body opening a purplish spiked orb)
  • Alternate Gazelle: And soon to be Mate. (Both Gazelles, SpongeBob, Spyro, Lord Shen, Sora, Donald, and Goofy enter him)

Scala ad Caelum

  • Alternate Gazelle: (They enter the world)...... So, it worked.
  • Lord Shen: I never thought he'd fall for it.
  • Sora: I guess he was too preoccupied. Now let's go.
  • ???: GUYS!!! (Kairi was held hostage by several Heartless)
  • Sora: KAIRI!
  • Kairi: DON'T GO, IT'S A TRAP!!!
  • Donald: IT'S ALWAYS A TRAP!!!
  • Kairi: He's going to kill me if you go any further! Just go, now! I'm not worth dooming the UUniverses! GO!!!!
  • Gazelle: We're done having him use you as a hostage! (The two Gazelles use summons to destroy them as Kairi was freed)
  • Sora: NO MORE RUNNING AND HIDING, FAKE XEHANORT!!!
  • (Nega-Xehanort): So it seems. But, since you guys have proven a worthy challenge, she's all yours. But you'll have to find me first. And THIS, is Scala ad Caelum! This world is all worlds. The easiest world to get lost in. Physical laws and setting can change rapidly, and atmosphere can never be the same. 10 years, I've spent too much to ensure this goes without a hitch. Now you miscreants aim to take that all away. I won't have it. (Heartless pour out from every corner)... So good luck.
  • SpongeBob:... Well I guess this is it. The big climax. (This played as they fought)
Death Battle Unlocking Heaven (Score from the ScrewAttack Series)

Death Battle Unlocking Heaven (Score from the ScrewAttack Series)

Battle Music

  • Lord Shen: "(Smacks around alot of Heartless) TAKE THAT, YOU LITTERAL SLAVES TO BASIC DESIRES?!"
  • Donald: "(Zaps a gang of Heartless) The sooner these pests go back to being contained by their betters, the better!"
  • Gazelle: NEGA-XEHANORT, JUST SHOW YOURSELF!
  • (Nega-Xehanort): If I did, I'd be a hypocrite. I said I will no longer be a leper to you. You better not disappoint me and show me who you really are.
  • Kairi: (Getting out her own Keyblade) EASIER SAID THAN DONE!!! (Tosses her Keyblade as it spun and slain many Heartless before she caught it)
  • Sora:... Dang, Kairi, nice swing. (They kept fighting and fought across the random settings of the world with their keyblade power!)
  • Lord Shen: "Worry not everyone, we'll get through with this eventually!"
  • Suddenly, replicas appear with Organisation Weapons.
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Heads up, folks, I think we just found his "Worthier Expies"! Or at least the blank slates."
  • Lord Shen: "Figures Fake Xehanort would pull something like this!"
  • Goofy: Well it's Good Villain 101. Always have the best forces of evil on your side.
  • Kairi: I'm DONE being away from my boyfriend!!! I'M DONE BEING SOMEONE TO BE KIDNAPPED ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! NOT ON MY FAMILY'S 10TH ANNIVERSARY!!! I'M NOT, A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!!! I, AM, KAIRI!!!! (Shines her Keyblade firing a laser that cut through many of the replicas as more show up)
  • (Nega-Xehanort): Nice guts, madam. But it won't be enough. (The heroes just slashed and spelled their way across the world plowing through Heartless, Nobodies, Unversed, and Replicas with boldness in their eyes)... You heroes are indeed worthy opponents unlike what those defect Heartless in my kingdom said. Such determination hasn't been seen in Keyblade wielders since the Keyblade War. Warriors back then could cut through armies of Heartless like wet paper. But I did everything in my power to ensure I'm the most powerful force ever faced.
  • SpongeBob: After everything you did to us? We agree. WHICH IS WHY YOU WILL FALL TO HEROES YOUR EQUAL, LIKE THESE TWO GAZELLES, DARK AND LIGHT FIGHTING AGAINST YOU!!
  • (Nega-Xehanort): (Cackles) I look forward to it. (The heroes just kept fighting as the forces were getting overpowered by their overwhelming persistence)
  • Alternate Gazelle: "That smug personally is REALLY starting to bug me."
  • Gazelle: I second that.
  • Kairi: And I'm done taking anything from him! We'll find him, AND END HIS LIFE!!! HIS EXISTENCE IS A MISTAKE, SPAWNED FROM AN UNHOLY FORCE OF DARKSPAWN!!!! THE CREATOR OF IT'S MONSTROUS HORDES!!! ARCHITECT HAS CREATED SOMETHING TOO DANGEROUS TO EVEN HIS VERY OWN KIND!!! BEFORE HE PAYS FOR THIS SIN, WE WILL BRING DOWN HIS WORST CREATION!!!
  • Sora: DAMN, KAIRI, I LOVE YOUR SPIRIT!!!
  • Lord Shen: My little girl is finally becoming a woman. A woman worthy of Lodger protection.
  • Sora: And a woman who smiles and giggles in the face of danger. C'MON, MY PRINCESS OF HEART!!! (They fought hard as they finally find Nega-Xehanort when they are finally worn to the bone sweating and panting as this happened)
Kingdom Hearts 3 Master Xehanort Boss Fight (English)

Kingdom Hearts 3 Master Xehanort Boss Fight (English)

  • Nega-Xehanort: Of all the places to be sent... It had to be the home of Xehanort himself. The home where he and his friend Master Eraqus played the strategy game of chess to hone the instinct of strategy in the neverending war against light and dark. Two opposites that cannot kill each other and instead belong as a united force. Behold, this town. Once a seat of power for all Keyblade wielders. It is the very nexus from which all worlds spring. (Began absorbing all his replicas)... Here, I and my other selves, fake or not, can become one.... United, in Scala ad Caelum!... (He powered up into his boss armor)
  • SpongeBob:... That armor is REALLY over the top- (Nega-Xehanort slashed him in half as he reformed himself).... Ow.
  • Donald:... C'mon!
  • Goofy: Let's get him!
  • Sora: (He and Kairi smile and nod)... If one of us dies... You come with me.
  • Kairi: Wouldn't be the first time!
  • Nega-Xehanort:... Let's get comfortable first. (Spun the setting around)
  • Alternate Gazelle: Mierde! He can control the world's physical laws! (They fell across the spinning setting and plummet down safely with their magic)
  • Spyro: XEHANORT, ENOUGH!!
  • Nega-Xehanort:... We are just getting started! (They all fought taking the fight through the inclined slums as his power was a perfect match against them, stopping after being taken back when they all used Blaster Blaze and end it with a charged shot)
  • SpongeBob:... WELL COME ON, XEHA-SNORT!! WE'RE STILL STANDING!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: Something that shall be rectified immediately. (Spins the setting again as the heroes plunge into an underwater area using their magic to breath as they continue fighting Nega-Xehanort, ending with blowing him away with a current spell, surfacing to a ravaged area of the city with a nexus of floating city debris)
  • Kairi: Whew! Glad we knew how to swim before this whole Kingdom Hearts mess even started.
  • Nega-Xehanort: Oh, your fun is going to wear short. (Sora unleashed his water spells on him as he avoided and countered them, as Spyro used his elemental breath to counter his own spells)
  • Kairi: HOW ABOUT YOU SAY MY NAME, YOU FAKER?!? (She started blasting and slashing him)... I SAID SAY MY F*****G NAME!!! SAAY IT!! SAAAAAY IIIIIT!!!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort: KAAAAIII... RRRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! (She delivered the last blow that destroyed his Keyblade and Battle Armor)
  • Kairi:...... AND DON'T YOU F*****G FORGET IT!!!
  • Nega-Xehanort:...... Hmmph. (He teleports to the highest tower and fingers them to come up)
  • Lord Shen: A final stand there. Well GLAD TO OBLIGE!! (They jump their way up there and come face-to-face with him)
  • Gazelle:... It's all over, False Xehanort!
  • Nega-Xehanort:... Not until I say so. (He summoned the Chi-Blade in a blinding flash of light)... There is one sky... One destiny! (He used the Chi-Blade to summon a powerful Heartless hurricane with them standing in the center of the eye)
  • Gazelle: (She and Alternate Gazelle fired the Uniter Blades at them as he just sent it back at them with Keyhole-shaped portals as they fell dazed)
  • Donald: WAK! That's a dirty trick!
  • Nega-Xehanort: And I shall get dirtier than that. (They fought just as the two Gazelles recovered, managing to get past and counteract his Keyhole portals, as he later lifted the floor up on an energy polygram) COME, KINGDOM HEARTS!! (Summoned a heart-shaped moon and continued fighting them, even using the light-stealing spell and the Organization Room throne linings against them, which they dispel quick)
  • Gazelle: TIME TO END THIS! (The two Gazelles fire beams that he redirected away)
  • Nega-Xehanort: Agreed. It ends here and now. (Blackens the heart-shaped moon and fired an intense black magic beam that the heroes shielded themselves from with struggle as theirs entire lives flashed before their eyes as they finally overpower the beam in an immense beam lock that purified the heart-shaped moon and caused Nega-Xehanort to fall)... Why... How...
  • Sora: It's over now! You lost!
  • Nega-Xehanort:... Hardly. The fight was just a distraction. (Saw the heart-shaped moon glowing bright)... You are too late.
  • Goofy:... Are we really?
  • Donald: I don't know!!
  • Sora:... What's gonna happen?!
  • Nega-Xehanort:... A purge. The UUniverses will be returned from whence it started... But light and dark will be the same thing. The world began in darkness, and from it came light. From the light came the people and they had hearts. Evil burgeoned them begetting more darkness. And that darkness spread like a plague. The light, the very symbol of hope, swallowed along with it, leaving nothing but ruin. An utter failure. But the first light that is Kingdom Hearts, can create by destroying. Or destroy by creating. If those two could harmonize, a new start unlike any other can be given. An empty world of grayness and union of two opposites of power.
  • Kairi: Sorry, but it wasn't your decision to make. (Takes the Chi-Blade away) It was the REAL Xehanort who had that opportunity. You are nothing but a dark clone. And this Chi-Blade is no longer yours. A real leader knows and accepts that destiny is beyond their control, and no amount of power and magic can ever change that. (She uses the Chi-Blade to send Kingdom Hearts away)
  • Nega-Xehanort: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (The heart-shaped moon was gone as the UUniverses and Kingdom Hearts were separated and restored)...... My kingdom! My Great Cycle! It's gone! (All the other heroes and villains arrive and surround him)
  • King Mickey: YOU DID IT!!!
  • SpongeBob: SCORE ONE FOR THE BOYS BACK HOME!!
  • Nega-Xehanort:.... YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR THIS!!! I WILL DESTROY THE UUNIVERSES IF IT CANNOT EXIST IN BALANCE!!! (He started summoning endless replicas from infinite timelines)
  • Lexaeus: What is he doing?!
  • Maleficent:... I think he's trying to summon as many replicas of himself into his being so that he will become all-powerful.
  • Alternate Gazelle:... No, no, no!
  • Nega-Xehanort: I call upon the power of my infinite selves, TO SLAY THESE BASTARDS!!!!
  • Alternate Gazelle: NONONONONONO NO NO NO!!!! (Attacks as Nega-Xehanort shielded himself)
  • Saldaron: OKAY, HERE'S WHERE I STOP STANDING ON THE DAMN SIDELINES!! YOU, CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY!!! Do you know what all those replicas will do to you?! You'll become, a Schrödinger avatar, or something immeasurably close! Maintain your mentality! Don't succumb to the power of infinite mentality! Do you intend to become something unstable in mental capacity, just so you can get the power that comes with it?! It doesn't work like that! The consequences are too great to the mind!! This fight... Do you really want to push it too far, to the bounds that cannot be passed by the mortal mind?! The power to be everywhere and nowhere, is not a power meant for mortal minds....... You mustn't lose your awareness to this power. You have lost the battle. Accept it.
  • Nega-Xehanort:...... I exist only to bring balance. Balance in the most amoral way possible. And to do so I would be willing to become anything. A force of destruction. I would've even been happy to become something beyond omnipotence to do it. And if this will give me the power to reclaim my progress...... THEN SO BE IT!! (Overcharged his absorption as a rainstorm befell)
  • Saldaron:...... You fool............ YOU DAMNED BLOODY FOOL!!! (Nega-Xehanort's battle armor returned as he was far too powerful for them, beating them down one-by-one)...
  • Nega-Xehanort: (He steals back the Chi-Blade)... NOW YOU WILL DIE BY THE WEAPON OF KINGDOM HEARTS!!!! (Before he could strike, something happened)...... Wait...... This rainy night sunrise...... (Sees it in the horizon)...... I've seen it...... Is this the past, or is this happening now?...... I don't know... (The heroes were confused)... I remember... I remember....... I've seen this dawn...... That morning...... The day I.... The day something happened that changed me.... The sky looks just like it........ Every time I weep... This is what I am reminded of...... The day darkness and light had proven they needed me....... And nobody else...... And every time I think...... How cruelly fitting this dreary sunrise was after what had transpired..... After what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life........... (He began to rapidly change in multiple forms)......
  • Saldaron: Ya know, this s*** was exactly what I was trying to warn you about! You see what happens when one tries to merge with himself from infinite timelines?! It's only safe to consume a handful of yourselves, but doing it to all of them, is not. As you stare into the abyss that is within your alternate selves, that abyss, stares, back. The wave function collapses, uncertainty becomes certainty, the proverbial coin flips, and...
  • Nega-Xehanort:... (He starts fading)
  • Saldaron:... Now is your time to take the final attack. If he and those infinite selves disappear, so will that of the form this being took.
  • Nega-Xehanort: "(He quickly reversed his actions and de-absorbed every single verson back into their timelines)!"
  • Saldaron: "..... Or, you can just do that. I just assumed you had lost control."
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Hey, I may had gotten desperate, but I wasn't stupid! As if I was gonna just stand there and let myself be phased out of existence because of pushing too har-"
  • Gazelle/Alternate Gazelle: "(Brought aim their Uniter Blades and fired the biggest beam they got and blasted down Nega-Xehanort)!....."
  • Saldaron: "..... Of course, his biggest drawback was always that he's a talkative old fart when at his most crippled. That works too."
  • Alternate Gazelle: (Drenched wet in the rain as she stood with Main Timeline Gazelle, as both Timeline Lougers, the Organization, the Leaguers, and Saldaron and Ansem looked on)............ The gatekeepers of the Banished Realms will have use some glue before they open their gates on your wrecked ass.
  • Gazelle: Okay, other me, calm down, you scare me when you're like that.
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Tch, you've seen what my timeline's like, Miss Positive, so get with the program."
  • Nega-Xehanort: (While still unseen by the smoke) Please, did you really think I would actselly allow you two Uniters to-... (He was so burned by Uniter Blade Light that he reverted into a crazy new form healing in Heartless-like powers and is now seen in a blue cloak covered in a combined symbol of all the kingdom hearts enemies while still retaining some semblence of Xehanort)... (Darker voice) Oh, never mind! That actually hurt. At least I have my true form back.
  • Alternate Gazelle: Wait... Am I delusional now? Is everyone seeing this? Those things are your coat, are those, repeated patterns of a hodgepod symbol of all of the creatures of Kingdom Hearts? But, I am detecting that you're a force beyond them?..... Are you an Outer God?! WHY ARE YOU AN OUTER GOD?!
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Well, yes and no. You see, when the Architect and Mang tampered with the power of Kingdom Hearts with that spell to create what they THOUGHT was a mere man, they inadvertingly summoned the remnant power, of an Omni-Heart. Me...."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "OKAY, QUE MIERDA DE VERDAD?! I know Cobra and Architect are generually powerful, BUT HOW THE COJONES WERE THEY ABLE TO GET ENERGY OF AN OUTER GOD?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "See, it's not exactly..... Intentional. You see, while they were in the process of making that clone, my remnant energy, found their ritualistic energy, got fused with the darkness of Kingdom Hearts, to fused with their precious pet project. And now, I knew what it was like, to be a man. A truely, weak, and feeble creature. A being of-"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "NO! A man is a homo sapien made of flesh and blood, for a prime example! Outer Gods are supposed to be living cosmic energy SIMULATING flesh and blood or are beyond imagination!!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles) Such a feeble misunderstanding of the cosmic forces, Uniter. But perhaps an explanation is in order. Omni-Hearts were the creators of the Great Cycle. We were prerequisites to the genesis of the Xzars, meant to circumvent interdimensional empires at, their very, core, with the power of Kingdom Hearts. Thing is.... We overqualified, and were, disposed of, as a result."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "More like they realized that messing with Kingdom Hearts was a F*****G STUPID IDEA!!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles) That, is an understatement, but a tragically true one. Even the creators had feared the Great Cycle, would be ripe for abuse."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "(Annoyed) Are they wrong though, BURRO?!?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "MORE LIKE THEY MISSED THE POINT AND BECAME IRONIC TO WHAT THE XEXAXEZ DO ON A DAILY BASIS!! You see..... I, in my destruction of a form beyond the shell of a human male, had seen the line. The factory steel of the multiverseal seas, of all multiverses created by their assigned creators. Multiverses, mired in complacency. Slaves to their basis instincts, fueled by anger, hatred, and other things creatures like Xenosites and Corruptioners are desperately attracted to! A rocket propellant, as disastrous as it is potent, and frighteningly..... Adaptable to all attempts to eradicate it by misguided souls that want perfection and utopian concepts FREE of such things."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Is there a rest stop between here AND THE MALDITO-ING POINT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Calm down, me, he's getting to that!!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "The point, my dear Giselle Horndreses, is that there's a reason why the Outer Gods view mortal and even inrealm deities, like insects! Because you are typically, nothing but scared, spiteful children, playing at adulthood, a fictitious lie of comfort and, the thing which is especially damning to Outer Gods, complacence! And that's not even mentioning the pointless drive to wish for understanding a greater purpose! Truth be told..... The Outer Gods only allow your kind to exist.... Because they wanna see what happens! They wanna see what your kind would do to each other! Because in truth.... The Outer Gods, fear and lack an understanding of us! They fear of what they potentially unleashed onto the truely infinite multiverseal seas, and fear that it could come back and disrupt their precious Grand Design! So what, is an endling Omni-Heart to do, but to cause a Great Cycle so calamitous, and glorious, that it would snap inrealm and outer socities alike, out of their foolish, pointless charades?! And who better choice, of oppendents to this, then, (Alternate Gazelle took off her black leather jacket)...... The Shell Lodge Squad, and along side them, Uniters, of two seperate and radically different, twin timelines?"
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... So you're saying that all this mierde was to teach Outer Gods and inrealm beings a lesson via causing an apocalyptic event?!"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "Well, that, and I wanted to do this to spite the Outer Gods for destroying my race with the very thing they fear. Take your pick."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Oh, and it's also an attempt to spite them?"
  • Nega-Xehanort: "NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!! (Charged at the duo, but they stabbed him greatly) AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!........ (Chuckles) At least...... I get, to rejoin my fallen kin once more.... In the Hibernation Realm, as this anchor, falls, to Kingdom Hearts..... I, couldn't ask for a better way, to face defeat...... (Starts Singing) So long... Farewell.... Auf wiedersehen, goodbyeeeee. I leave... And heave..... A sigh and say goodbye- (An annoyed Alternate Gazelle that just wants it to end already and a pity giving semi-remorseful Gazelle with a drive to put him down like a dying creature, both kick Nega-Xehanort off of their blades and fell back into the floor)........ (Dying Breath) Gooooooooooooooo.........."
  • Music played as Light and Darkness began to escape from Nega-Xehanort's body....
Hikari 光 (Simple and Clean) Orchestral Instrumental Version

Hikari 光 (Simple and Clean) Orchestral Instrumental Version

  • Alternate Gazelle: (Starts taking a smoke break as Nega-Xehanort was swallowed by light and shadows)...... You're not entirely wrong...... (Thunderclaps as the light and shadows explouded and flew across the area, it's power seen beyond the entire universe)....... You just didn't have to be such an estupido asshole about it.... (Sighs)...
  • Gazelle: Estas bien?
  • Alternate Gazelle: Si...... But he just kinda ruined The Sound of Music for me.
  • Sora:... (Saw everything around them going back to normal upon Nega-Xehanort's death and even the slow freedom of the other Princesses of Heart during the music's run)... (Sobs in joy)... It's over. It's finally over. The Leage's plan for the Princesses of Heart is done!
  • Cobra: "DON'T REMIND US?!"
  • Jasmine: (Moans)... What happened?
  • Alice: Uh.... I hardly know, ma'am. Last thing I remember is these heroes fighting for me.
  • Belle: I was put in some sleep while they tried to save me.
  • Snow White:... I think... We've been freed.
  • Aurora: How long were we gone?
  • Cinderella: I don't know, but it feels like it would've been longer.
  • Axel: Well, seems fitting for me to do this. (Snaps and teleported the freed Princesses of Hearts' loved ones here)
  • Aladdin:...... Jasmine!
  • Beast: Belle! (The princesses' loves and loved ones reunited at last)
  • Sora:... (He and Kairi smiled and hugged in tears as their love was so great they accelerated the healing of the world and completely separated Kingdom Hearts from the UUniverses)........... Kairi?
  • Kairi: Yes?
  • Riku: (With cute wide-eyed face) Ohhhhhh, here it comes.
  • Alternate Spyro: Here comes what?
  • Sora: I never thought I'd ever get to ask something like this....... But after we just pulled of the biggest victory of all time........ I think it's the right time. (Everyone watched as he got on his knees)... Kairi......... (Holds her hands and puts the thalassa shell wedding ring on her finger).... (Sobs more) Will you marry me? (Everyone was shocked, many gasping comically including Deadpool)... Uhh.... Sorry, if this is like, too soon, all things considered, I wouldn't mind waiting-"
  • Kairi: "(Giggles) Oh yes, you silly goofball! (Grabs Boy Sora and kissed him, which shined into a great light-heart that is bright as the sun, which wowed the misfits and even the stoic Organisation)....."
  • Lord Shen: (He and Alternate Shen sobbed and hugged) My baby's all grown up.
  • Lord Shen/Alternate Shen: I'M SO PROUD OF HER!
  • Shenzi: Sad Tman ain't here to see this.
  • The Leaguers just looked on bitterly. They're glad they corrected a mistake with Nega Xehanort and his creations, but they lost a major game plan in the process.....
  • Pete: "..... Well, since we done promised to leave them princesses alone after this mess, what now?"
  • Cobra: "..... Humorious as it would be, to be fickle and just start all over again... (Looks to see Tyro, Aqua, Ventus, and Terra enjoying this as well)...... I feel like, I owe Tyro this, freebe, for how much he was willing to still see good in me, misguided and idealistic as it tragicly is. I even took a hit for him... Besides, now that the initial plan became a bust, we can start fresh... Let's get out of here, Leaguers."
  • Mirage: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WE-"
  • Cobra: "Mirage?! Please?! It is not like the princesses are the only sole way to free the Darkspawn. The cauldron alone, was proof. The Darkspawn will be freed, in other ways. Besides, we were never going anywhere with the Princesses anyway. Too many years have proven we were never going to get Kairi. It's fair to at least let them have this. Also, do you seriously want to try the misfits and allies, espeically the two Uniters AFTER THEY SLAIN AN OUTER GOD?!"
  • Mirage just sighed in defeat....
  • Mirage: "Malefor, will not make peace with this."
  • Cobra: "Well, at the very least he should be eased with a promise of us finding another way."
  • The Leagers proceeded to leave, as Tyro saw Mang leaving with them.
  • Tyro wanted to go and get Mang, but Aqua stopped him.....
  • Aqua: "..... Mang's heart is still in a dark place, Tyro. The fact that he's honoring the deal of leaving the princesses be, is enough."
  • Ansem: "It would appear that Mang would have to find the strength to leave darkness on his own terms. Though, it will take time."
  • Terra: "Alot, of time."
  • The Leagers leave via a shadow portal, as Mang stopped for a moment, and looked back at the group......
  • Mang saw Tyro, and gained a sadder face......
  • Cobra: "...... (Quietly) Forgive me, old friend. (Leaves into the shadow portal as well)....."
  • Tyro: "..... (Quietly) I was never really mad to begin with."
  • Ventus: ".... Hopefully, it's not gonna be INSANELY long."
  • Axel: "Yeah, but don't count on it being anytime soon neither. Malefor's, not an easy dude to just quit on. Well, with that, (The Organisation proceeded to leave too) I suppose it's back into the realm of Kingdom Hearts for us. But no sweat. We'll visit every once in awhile. Ciao, and get it memorized. (Leaves as well)....."
  • The Alternates looked on in bittersweet happiness for Kairi's love for Boy Sora.....
  • Saldaron: "..... Welp, I think it's time for the Alternate Lougers to go back to their timeline. (Opens up a time portal). Come now, mustn't dilly-dally. The Time Council's touchy about two of the same persons existing in the same timeline."
  • Alternate Shen: "..... (Sighs)..... Well, Main Timeline Lougers..... We only wish you happiness. (The Alternate Lougers were about to leave)...."
  • Spongebob: "...... Wait, Alternate Louge Squad? (The Alternates stopped and look at Spongebob)...... We, don't want you guys to go back empty handed and to go back to being miserable again."
  • Alternate Shen: "Well short of just giving us YOUR Kairi, which I suspect is IMPOSSIBLE now, given how happy she is here, I don't see how you can compensate us!"
  • Trixie: "..... Weeeeeeeeeelllll, you can always try a certain cloning pool that Pinkie Pie once used."
  • The Alternates were surprised by that......
  • Alternate Shen: "..... You..... You would do that, for us? After what we tried to do?"
  • Icky: "Hey, if ya can't have the originals, why not make another set?"
  • Alternate Shen: "..... We appresiate this, really, but, it wouldn't be the same since these clones are likely not gonna be like our Kairi and Sora. Remember how Pinkie's clones ended up? The pool basically doubles the mentality of the clones."
  • Shen: "Try not to view them as replacements...... But a chance for the memory to start anew."
  • Saldaron: "..... (Sighs), Okay, fine, a quick detour to Equestria, then it's back to the alternate timeline!"

Cloning Pool.

  • Both Lougers were in as this played.
SpongeBob SquarePants SuperSponge OST - 09 - Map (Level Select)

SpongeBob SquarePants SuperSponge OST - 09 - Map (Level Select)

  • Alternate Icky: "..... Sooooo...... What're we gonna do about the clones' stupidity?"
  • Kairi: "That's why I asked Namine to help. She'll give the new clones memories of your alternate timeline. They'll be given their own hearts and not be mindless replicas. In fact, should Sora find my heart in your timeline, the body will be all hers."
  • Alternate Gazelle: "..... We..... We don't know what to say, except..... Thanks..... We, we really forgotten what it is like to be so starry-eyed-...... To show compassion..... And, I really let myself go with this angry bitch motive. Guys, (To the Alternate Lougers)..... I think we need to get our cojones togather and go back on the straight and narrow."
  • Alternate Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting another Kairi and Sora?
  • Squidward: THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, YOU BOOB!! (Sighs) Even from an alternate timeline, Patrick couldn't get any stupider.
  • Kairi: Now then... (Clears throat) "And into her own reflection she stared, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared."
  • Sora does and repeats the same thing as their clones come out as the Sora clone did his trademark goofy smile.
  • Alternate Squidward: "By Neptune's beard, it worked!"
  • Kairi: "Don't get too exicted. Now Namine needs to incert into them new memories, since, they're just freshly made."
  • Kairi Clone: (The two immediately began playing cheerfully with each other)
  • Sora/Kairi: Awwww.
  • Kairi: They're just so cute... Like we used to be when we were kids (The two giggled adorably as the heroes smiled)....... (The two got ready for another kiss until Kairi unexpected turned and kissed Riku on the lips surprising everyone)
  • Riku:... (Bashfully babbling and blushing wildly) K-K-K-Kairi!!
  • Kairi: Consider that a onetime thing, Riku. Sora told me you were in love with me too, and that's why you were doing all that stuff with Fake Ansem. So... That's my thanks for standing tall with a smile to save me, because you likely won't ever get that chance again...... (She resumed kissing Sora)
  • Riku:... (Smiles in a deep love daze)... C-Can we-
  • Jiminy: No, we are not making you a Kairi clone to marry. I'm sure you'll fall in love with someone else.
  • Riku:... I don't know... Espeically since Vanessa was a bust... I just don't know i-if I'll ever find my very special someone... Especially since Kairi's getting married.
  • Sora: Riku, please stop babbling. It's a little weird.... Also, Kairi, I was actually going to ask you to do that during our wedding.
  • Riku: G'WHAAA?!
  • Sora:... (He and Kairi laughed, along with Riku and then the heroes)
  • Namine: Alright. Let's put these clones up to speed. (Begins arranging their memories)
  • Alternate Private: What do we do with the Sora clone when the real Sora returns with her heart?
  • Alternate Gazelle: "Tch, I'll just merge the two togather like I did between me and our Zagelle. No probs."
  • Private: "So, I guess this is fairwell, other us."
  • Icky: "Good luck putting your timeline back togather, cause ya might need it."
  • Alternate Icky: "Ugh, we know, we got our freaking work cut out for us. Impending Hero Civil Wars, Angry Senators, AUU Villain Infestation, Usurped and Re-named villain teams..... It's a fucking mess.... But it's home."
  • Saldaron: "(Opens time portal again) Then I suggest you get to it. I don't want to miss out on anymore of the Grand Alternator's epic scold fest on my Time Counciler. I already pictured it'll be a humbling exspearience for him."
  • Alternate Squidward: "Okay okay, don't get impaient! Yeesh!"
  • The Alternate Lougers leave.
  • Alternate Boss Wolf: "Hey, if you guys happen to managed alternate timeline jumping, look us up, huh? It be cool for you guys to visit every once in a while and- (Saldaron grabbed his ear and dragged him into the portal) Owowowowowowowow! (The Alternates left with their new Kairi and Sora)"
  • The Time Portal closed......
  • Gazelle: "..... I'm actselly gonna miss edgier me..... Even though she could stand to be less..... Cussy."
  • Duke: "Ehh, it's likely the Zagelle part of her is the main shorce of that. I'm betting she'll get to de-merge with Zagelle apawn cleaning up her act."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Okay Lougers, now that everything's all settled, let's get to work on checking the well-being of the worlds."
  • Icky: "I didn't need Soothsayer's and Gazzy's vision abilities to see THAT coming a mile a second."

Epilogue

SVTFOE Earth Space.

  • The Louger Van was seen crusing with Icky and Iago in it.
  • Iago: "Remind me again why do we and Boss Wolf have to do this?"
  • Icky: "Ya know Shen, he's Mr. Safety Check Rotine. He wants to ensure that the worlds are hunky dory from the Great Cycle mess."
  • Iago: "I understand that, but I think it's a safe bet they're fine."
  • Icky: "(Brings up a news paper) Yeah, just let me know when we reach Marco's earth."
  • Iago: "Sure, it's not too far now. (Looks ahead and got surprised!)..... Uhhhh...... Ick....... Can Universes get Cancer?"
  • Icky: "That's a cosmically complicated question, why did you- (Looks in the same direction) OHHHHHHHHH WOW?!..... That's, new..... Do ya think the Great Cycle did this?"
  • Iago: "I wouldn't call a sight like this, malevolent in some way."
  • Icky: ".... Then why is it like this?! How are we gonna explain THIS to the others!?"
  • Boss Wolf: "(Enters) How are you gonna explain to the others- (Looks ahead) WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • From the Van, it was seen that a giant glowing spere has dominated the space once SVTFOE Earth......
  • Back in the Van, the three stared blankly and surprised, as Icky pulled out his Iphone and took a picture.

Fin.....?

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