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Rainbow's First Mission is the 33rd Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Rainbow Dash, after finally becoming a Wonderbolt and not going so well in the first impression, is finally going to start her first mission. And this particular one happens to involve the Griffin Mafia, who sent their best fliers, the Razor Feathers, to protect it's operation. It appears that there is an illegal weather-altering operation that's going to cause an unauthorized hurricane so that Boss Grouse can find a way to get to a highly-secure secret within a Wonderbolt fort as a means for helping the Razor Feathers get revenge on the Wonderbolts themselves. And Rainbow Dash' nickname as 'Rainbow Crash' seems to catch up with her and spread like Wildfire as Grouse intends to weaken her spirit by not just having Captain Ronan beat her since she had yet to train and fight actual griffins, let alone with violent teamwork like the Razor Feathers, but to weaken her legacy with something as seemingly-damaging as a rotten nickname, as she confines to Spitfire that maybe a tradition was harmful, and she agreed because it's revealed that Rainbow Dash was the second Wonderbolt to be blackmailed through the nickname, as Spitfire was the first as a friend of hers betrayed her through the name and almost ruined her life and nearly got her kicked out as payback for 'betraying' her for turning her in for a harmful act for her as she was just doing her job, and it nearly caused her to do it herself, which was what caused her to declare the tradition private, though she tries to convince her to not let it get to her and not make the same mistake she did, Rainbow Dash takes the day off to ponder the situation. Luckily, the Lodgers were there to assist since they came to congratulate her on one of her-many anniversaries of her recruitment. With the Razor Feathers proving to be much stronger than Spitfire and the others due to years of physical and rigorous training, which even surpassed the records of that of Rainbow Dash, how will our heroes stop the Griffin Mafia from getting that sensitive information with this hurricane so that this info can be taken to their anonymous masters? But more importantly, would Grouse's crude and rude plans ultimately end up working against him when even though Dash is demoralized, in the end the insult will only end up making her even more dangerious to him and cause her to flat out go berserk and potaintionally be the violent end of the Griffin Mafia?


Transcript

Wonderbolt_-_dBPony_(feat._Prince_Whateverer)

Wonderbolt - dBPony (feat. Prince Whateverer)

Intro Theme (Wonderbolt- dBPony (feat. Prince Whateverer))

Chapter 1: Rainbow Dash the Wonderbolt

Back at the time of "Newbie Dash" first airing.

  • Rainbow Dash: (She's looking at herself in the mirror as she wears her Wonderbolt uniform) I... I just can't believe it! After all these years, I'm finally a Wonderbolt! I can't wait for my first mission!

Around the events of after the Events of Real Tests with Unreal Problems.

  • Rainbow Dash: "(Looking at the newspaper where the Wonderbolts had resolved the Gargoyle issue).... Ugh, not an official first mission."

A Montage of missed opportunities in following Equestria adventures later.

  • Rainbow Dash: "Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhh! Alot of those adventures end up being more like Elements of Harmony/Louger Adventures then proper Wonderbolt missions! I-..... Get it together Rainbow, I'm sure something will come up, eventually."

Now in the present.

  • Rainbow Dash was seen laying on the desk in a School of Friendship school as she sighed depressedly.....
  • Gallus: "...... Uh, you okay, Professor Egghead?"
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... You all can have recess now, I want to sulk about my dream, not being what I was hoping for."
  • Fluttershy: "(Comes in) (At Gallus) She's, alittle depressed of not getting a proper Wonderbolt mission."
  • Silverstream: "Wonderbolts? Are they like, Bolts of Lighting that are wonderful?.... Ugh, really tapped into my canon portrayal of being abit of a dunce there. AHEM! But seriously, the Wonderbolts?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Spontantiously gets active) WHO'RE THE WODNERBOLTS?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THE WON-"
  • Gaster: "Isolated society cause of goat-yeti."
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... Oh. (Gets abit better) Well I don't mind teaching you guys about the Wonderbolts-"
  • Smolder: "Well that's fine, CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DO?!"
  • Rainbow Dash realizes this and saw the chalkboard was about Wonderbolt stuff.....
  • Quartz: "..... Do we, need to talk to Twilight about your funk?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Uh, don't worry about that, I'll, do something about that myself! Now, turn your Wonderbolt Manuals to uh-..... Which page were we on?"
  • Gallus: "(Deadpaned and annoyed) We didn't, even, started yet!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... (Quietly to Fluttershy) Did I really have THAT bad of a funk?"
  • Fluttershy: "I'm surprised you're even out of your house."
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Well, I did things there too! I was a little... Iffy on our G4.5 show and how... Different we were.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, I saw that too. It was weird. I could change my size for some reason and I seem... A little less, me.
  • Pinkie: (Popped out spooking the two) OH, AND YEAH, APPLEJACK TOTALLY STOLE MY THING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOURTH-WALL BREAKER HERE!
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, no offense, Pinkie, but, we can all do that now, espeically when SAF is concerned. Also, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!
  • Pinkie: Oh, I just got finished with bringing the Lodgers in SpongeBob's world back to Bikini Bottom. How 'bout you?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, just about to teach these students about the Wonderbolts.
  • Gallus: If you ask me, these guys look tame compared to the Razor Feathers.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ehh, probably because of griffins having more musculature for flying and fighting and- Wait, what the heck are the Razor Feathers?
  • Gallus:... You all really haven't gotten out of Equestria much lately, have you?
  • Rainbow Dash: Nope. Not since we beat Ti-
  • Pinkie: Uh, RD, that hasn't happened yet. We still hadn't caught up to Season 9, this is STILL supposed to be in the Season 8 era of things.
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait, seriously? (A neuralyzer flashed them all)
  • Fluttershy:... What just happened?
  • Rainbow Dash:... Ahem. Anywho... Let's learn about the Wonderbolts. Oh, and uh, Gallus, since you brought these 'Razor Feathers' up, I'd like you to educate US about them after this.
  • Gallus: Oy! I just HAD to bring them up, didn't I?
  • Silverstream: You ask me, both look like they were the parents of the Sunbeams.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Seriously? Wow. I suppose the Wonderbolts had more outside influence than I thought. Okay, looks like you volunteered to teach us about THEM.
  • Silverstream: REALLY?!? Oh, boy!
  • Yona: Really? That's not frustrating to you?
  • Silverstream: Are you kidding? We GOTTA give a BIT of knowledge, right, Gallus?
  • Gallus: Yeahyeahyeah, to spread friendship, let's all remember why I'M here. It's nearly the end of 2020, and yet-
  • Cozy Glow: Yeah yeah, that Goldstone controversy is still around. You always complained about that, it gets old after awhile.
  • Ocellus: Ahem, the lesson? What exactly are the Wonderbolts, to those of us who don't know?
  • Polarity: Yeah, I'm sure people here want that knowledge.
  • Rhabdom: Please don't speak for us, Polie.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, allow me to shed a lot of light...

French Narrator: One Class Later...

  • Rainbow Dash: And that's how they became the legend they are today.
  • Clyde: Pbbt, we could've just watched the Wonderbolts History Movie.
  • Rainbow Dash:... You, DO know that movie is partially fictional, right?
  • Clyde: No, I haven't been in this school that long. ADUUUH! But seriously, that film would've gotten our attention better than just the history stuff. Why else would people gravitate to Jurassic Park more than your generic documentary that isn't "Walking with Dinosaurs"?
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Sighs) What is the world going to do with you all?
  • Shore: Oh, a lot of things, I'm sure.
  • Quartz: Like what?
  • Shore: I don't know, I can't see the future!
  • Phoebe: Who the f*** can?
  • Rainbow Dash: AHEM! Language! We're amongst kids here!
  • Phoebe: Sorry, just, dragon culture got to my head. Not helping I'm a Griffin-Phoenix hybrid.
  • Splash Wave: Meh, this series has said worse swears, am I right, Deadpool?
  • (Deadpool): Wait, you can see me?
  • Rainbow Dash: Alright, alright. Gallus? You're up. What exactly IS the Razor Feathers?
  • Gallus:... (Deep breath)... Alright... (He took out a book as many of the group laughed)
  • Phoebe: Wow, you had to take out a history book for this? You suck.
  • Gallus: Hey, you're part-griffin, you should know how stubborn we are. Anyway... The Razor Feathers are a former taskforce that seemed to compete with the Wonderbolts, and nearly got them retired in favor of a new global taskforce until Princess Celestia and King Cedric decided the impact was too dangerous to fight. After the primary 10 griffins nearly took out the Wonderbolts, they were fired and banished from Griffonmainia, after over 30 years of service.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Odd how that would've come up in my time with the Wonderbolts.
  • Gallus: Well apparently that incident was classified to ponies not in the immediate group or those that only got into the position in recent terms. All the former prime members of the Razor Feathers and half of their former forces are just mercenaries now, but are seldom seen. And the 10 griffins, are nastier than the average griffin. Captain Ronan Raze is the ruthless leader who has a lot of blood spilled on his hands-... Riiight, children present. AHEM! That's to say, Ronan doesn't mess around. Thigana Plight is the impatient second-in-command which, people say had been smitten with Ronan, Ramus Prayer is the only moral member of the group who... Has a crush on Spitfire. (Rainbow had a comically shocked expression from that) I know, crazy, right, and he still does even when they were all fired thanks to her. Ahehem. Tandy Thunderbolt is their incredibly grumpy and mean archer. Peregrine Bedrock is the... Insane demolitions expert. Just, think of him like that Rico penguin in the Lodge, but a griffin, AND capable of flight no matter how much stuff he's got in his stomach, and you got a pretty good idea what he's like.
  • Rainbow Dash: Never bothered to picture that image, and I didn't know why until now.
  • Gallus: There's also Mahogany Branch, the mercenary of the group who would do anything to give the Razor Feathers a decent salary. Selena Hawkeye is the extremist of the team one who loves destruction more than even Peregrine. Redwing Omen is the most violent of the griffins and the one that got even Celestia worried about their existence, as his anger and violence know no bounds. Hornos Bill is... Well... The violent jokester of the team who likes to play around with his opponents. And finally, there's Diver Streak, the swimming griffin. Though he's also another moral member like Ramus, but... Thigana really scares him away from talking to Ronan about his concerns.
  • Little Dipper: Wow. That sucks.
  • Caster: "Sounds to me that those Griffins don't sound like the kind of folks that don't have the greatest synergy togather, how can guys like that work in a group?"
  • Gallus: "You'd be surprised. And craziest thing, the answer is in here. Apparently they all grew up in military school, and were the closest to each other than anygriffin else. So, in a sense, they're like a family, and thus, they're pretty much all they got."
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, if THAT'S not a family, I don't know what is.
  • Fluttershy: Um... How sweet?... Now, what about the Sunbeams? Silverstream?
  • Silverstream: Oh, gladly! (She stopped and softly nudged Gallus off) Ahem, the Sunbeams were Hippogriffinstone's answer to things going a little off the edge from the hippogriffs pushing aside their, um, less graceful days, which I rather not get into full details of, and one of their many experimental ways to just throw whatever sticks on the wall, and BY AERICOLOUS ALMIGHTY, did it stick well. A private taskforce of magical fliers that could do anything with the right aerial maneuver. We all know how pure hippogriffs tend to have a single type of magical ability thanks to the mana their souls harness, so, these hippogriffs are able to perform their magic abilities at an accelerated level thanks to their flight and, at least as everyhippogriff says, is the spirit of the flight of Aericolous, the Alicorn goddess of flight and aerial creatures.
  • Rainbow Dash: Hmm. I suppose at this point, EVERYCREATURE's got their own Wonderbolts. Still a bit bummed about not getting my first mission, though.
  • Buzzord comes in!
  • Professor Buzzord: "Do I hear something about a mission? (Canned Audience cheer)!...."
  • Rainbow Dash: "What the, where did that come from?!"
  • Caster and Buster were snickering as they had a hidden laughtrack device under Caster's desk.
  • Professor Buzzord: "Miss Rainbow Dash, if it's a mission you want, then I can help you."
  • Rainbow Dash: "You can?"
  • Professor Buzzord: "Alchourse! But you need to dress the part for such things, and ergo, HERE COMES MY OUTFITTER DEVICE?!"
  • A spinning saucer device flew in and beamed onto Rainbow Dash as she freaked out! The Beams topped and revealed Rainbow Dash dressed like Friar Tuck.
  • The Laughtrack was heard playing as Caster and Buster laughed!
  • Professor Buzzord: "And now, you are suitable for any mission!"
  • Fluttershy: ".... Um, Professor? I think you're confusing missions for "Missionary". Rainbow Dash was talking about missions under the Wonderbolts."
  • Professor Buzzord: ".... Ohhhhhhhhh..... I didn't know the Wonderbolts started a Missionary. (Laughtrack played as students started to laugh!)"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... (Groans)?! EXTRA CREDIT AND NO DETENTION TO ANYONE WHO STOPS LAUGHING, NOW?!"
  • Sudden silence.....
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Thank you..... Also.... Caster, Buster..... (The duo play innocent as Buster whistles)..... (Zooms up to them and pulls out the Laughtrack Device) VERY CUTE WITH THE STUNT WITH ONE OF THE LOUGERS' TOYS, WISE GUYS?! I'm sure Twilight would like to lecture you guys about non-consensual borrowing, AND making your teachers feel like they're in a sitcom!"
  • Buster: "..... Told ya she'll find out."
  • Caster: "How the heck did you figure that?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "You're asking that to a pony that's very good at spotting even the tiniest details from afar?"
  • Fluttershy: "It's also because you two have a concerning unregulated pranking streak and it's starting to be troubling."
  • Caster: "Bah-ju-badu, what pranking streak?"
  • Several students covered in prank items: "YOU TELL US?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: (Takes off the Friar Tuck outfit) Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do, Buzzord, but it didn't really help.
  • Buzzord: "My apologies, Miss Dash. But at least I can say that my Outfitter Device works like a charm!"
  • Rainbow Dash: You couldn't test it in a much safer place?
  • Buzzord: Nah, it was too hot outside.
  • Rainbow Dash: TOO HO- YOU LIVED IN KLUGETOWN!!!
  • Buzzord: I know! It was a pain!
  • Rainbow Dash:...... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I NEED A WONDERBOLT MISSION SO I CAN TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS STUFF!!! I mean, nothing personal guys, it's just, I figured I would've gotten my first Wonderbolt Mission by now! I'm starting to relate to Twilight when the map was d***ing around giving Twilight a friendship problem to go after. AND UNLIKE THEN, I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DO ANYTHING LEISURELY BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT!!!"
  • Fluttershy: Well, I wouldn't take it so personally.
  • Rainbow: Ah, what do you know? You wouldn't be Wonderbolt material anyway. (Beat) No offense.
  • Fluttershy: None taken. I'm sure that any minute, your first mission will be right outside that- (a surly mailpony kicked the classroom door open) MEEP!
  • Mailpony; WHERE THE F*** IS RAINBOW DASH?!
  • Buzzord: My good man, you do realize you just kicked the door in, don't you?!
  • Mailpony: I went to the school, I knocked on the door, I waited ten minutes, nopony came, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
  • Yona:... Maybe, knock on the door again? (Caster and Buster took back the laughtrack device and played it)
  • Rainbow Dash: "Wait..... Isn't Derpy the Mailpony here?"
  • ???: "HEY?!"
  • Derpy swooped in!
  • Derpy: "This, is MY JOB?! (Smacks the other Mailpony off as a goofy scream was heard as he crashed through the window!)"
  • Buzzord: ".... Oh, bother. At least this damage will motivate me to test my repairbots."
  • Derpy: "Ahem! Sorry about Short Order. There was a mix-up. I was the one who was supposed to deliver (Grabs the stray latter that was flouting about) THIS to you."
  • Rainbow Dash takes it.
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... THIS IS A WONDERBOLTS SUMMONS?! Duh, EARLY RECESS, CASTER AND BUSTER, GO SEE TWILIGHT, KAY BYE?!"
  • Rainbow Dash zoomed off the same ruined window!
  • Gaster: "..... It's always something in this drumahouse of a school."
  • Caster: Pbbt, where would the fun be if it WASN'T?!
  • Gaster:... No comment.

Wonderbolt HQ

  • Rainbow Dash: YES!! AT LONG F*****G LAST!! MY FIRST ACTUAL WONDERBOLT MISSION!!!
  • Spitfire: Don't get too excited. I get that awesomeness is your instinct, but, this is going to be a challenging one because it involves giving you your first classified information. There's a team of 10 griffins which we haven't heard about in years. The Razor Feathers.
  • Rainbow Dash: WAIT, THE RAZOR FEATHERS?!?
  • Soarin:... You know about them?
  • Rainbow Dash: Gallus JUST told us about them in the School of Friendship.
  • Spitfire:... Dammit, Cedric, you HAD to keep that info unclassified to your kind and let that info be leaked to US?! Oy! No wonder this land has more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
  • Rainbow Dash: Look, let's just pretend I didn't know what it was, okay, and just, you know, skip the explanation. I already know about Ronan and each of his crew members.... Though, is Diver the moral one, or is that Ramus?
  • Soarin:... Both.
  • Rainbow Dash: Right. And... Is Redwing the one who acts like Rico from the Lodgers?
  • Spitfire: (Sighs) Rainbow Dash, your inability to learn the traditional way is charming sometimes, but you must understand why we're now bringing their attention to you. They've been spotted in the areas around Cloudsdale and Ponyville.
  • Rainbow Dash: WHA?!? THEY WERE HERE... Oh, wait, the HQ isn't in Ponyville. Ahem, you were saying?
  • Spitfire: We believe they have been doing some espionage, and they are reporting to someone only referred to as 'Grouse'. We don't know if it's a codename or their boss's actual name, but there were words spoken about you. That said, we don't know the full extent of those words, however. But they don't sound flattering.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh they're talking shit about me, huh? Ya know, I was already happy to take this mission because it's my first WONDERBOLT-FOCUSED mission since LITTERALLY after I joined some years ago, but smacking around some wiseguy griffins talking shit about me is just flavor text!"
  • Spitfire: "Keep cautious that the Razor Feathers are said to be in cahoots with the Griffin Mafia."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ya mean that large Griffin-Centric criminal underworld? Gallus has nothing nice to say about those guys. He views them as the worse examples of Griffins period."
  • Spitfire: "And he's right to think that way. The Griffin Mafia is apart of the Mafia Alliance AND is our world's premiere criminal bad-mamajamas, espeically after the Chaos Mafia was litterally disbanded by Tyranny being fickle in thanks apawn his release."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ohhhh riiiiight, that Mafia Alliance thing the Lougers were worried about before things like the School, the Great Cycle, and now their revaluating happened and made them sort've forgot about those guys."
  • (Deadpool): "Well this episode is a good way to help people remember Season 3's INITIAL arc."
  • Rainbow Dash: But hey, compared to me, no matter what kinda beaks and talons they got, they're STILL a bunch of chickens to me, and it's just like that... Albeit funny song that Duke sung to Celestia to get over her... Odd alektorophobia...

Cutaway

  • (Duke sang this to Celestia and a comically-shocked Shen)
Anti-Chicken_song_-_Mongrels_-_BBC

Anti-Chicken song - Mongrels - BBC

Present

  • Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) I swear, if we had iPhones, that'd be one of my ringtone choices.
  • Spitfire: "..... I feel like Gazelle should have a talk to that weasel about that, implied distaste to chickens."
  • Rainbow Dash: "That's, already a work in progress."
  • Spitfire:... So anyway, I assume you know what your mission is?
  • Rainbow Dash: I should. They're probably up to something involving me, and I sure as hell ain't going to take that lying down. I'll take out those griffins.
  • Fleetfoot: You might want to be careful. It's not pretty going up against a team of 10 griffins armed to the beaks without backup. So, we'll be sending Soarin with you.
  • Soarin: Me? Wow. I'm so glad I don't have a crush on RD like so many Bronies say I do.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, don't you?
  • Soarin: AHEM! I do so happen to have a marefriend already! Here's her picture! (Shows picture of him and Dark Blue Pegasus Pony with a Nimbus Cutie Mark).
  • Rainbow Dash: Pssh, just messing around with ya anyway. C'mon, let's go take care of some dumb flying chickens. So excited to finally have a first serious Wonderbolt Mission.

Sudden Cut to Lightning Dust still in a trainee's uniform.

  • Lightning Dust: "(Sighs bittersweetly), Lucky."
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, your time will come, LD. Your time, will come.
  • Lightning Dust: (Sighs) Daisy, by Celestia, give me a miracle.

Elsewhere.

  • Trixie was seen preparing a special show.
  • Gilda: "(Flew in) S'up, Trix. What ya up to?"
  • Trixie: "Getting ready for a tour around Fillydelphia. I feel as if I'll have plenty of time worrying about my acts given the Lougers are in the midst of re-evaluating themselves."
  • Gilda: Yeah. But aren't we technically reevaluating ourselves, too?
  • Trixie: You know what I mean.
  • Gida: "I know, just making sure you knew that too."
  • Trixie: "I know Trixie used to, um, toot her own horn alot, but you'll find that ever since I gotten with Starlight, you'll find that I came to be the Great and HUMBLED Trixie."
  • Gilda: "Ehhhhh, I say, you're halfway there. As for me? Well, Grandpa Gruff has been up in MY ass too. Since the Goldstone incident STILL hasn't washed away and other races STILL think griffins are greedmongering assholes, he's been uppity about me being the ambassador of friendship for griffins, which is MORE needed BECAUSE of said incident."
  • Trixie: Wow. Guess this reevaluation period is a good thing for all of us, isn't it?
  • Gilda: Well you know Grandpa Gruff. That old bird is up everygriffin's ass about being greedy because of the impact Goldstone left. Seriously, his name is all over the place.
  • Trixie: Well, pfft, DUH! He committed a conspiracy and tried to steal the homes of most of Equestria, JUST FOR MONEY! Of COURSE people are gonna be peed off.
  • Gilda: AND YET IT STILL FEELS LIKE THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY!!! I swear, it's gotten to the point that the Griffin Mafia is rumored to be getting more active and getting so many griffins who suffered the worst of this controversy in their ranks.... You know, that must explain why Gruff's up everyone's ass lately.
  • Trixie: Heh. Who knew he had an anal fetish?
  • Gilda: Be glad he isn't here to hear you say that. The guy is the grumpiest grump of grumpiness.
  • Trixie: "Well that's an aggressive opinion on your grandfather."
  • Gilda: Hey, the old bird's rough with me too, sue me. He didn't even want to be the ambassador FOR Griffinstone, but since the place is practically anarchy since the Idol was stolen, nobody's got the heart for it than the guy who has the most attention. He's been voting for Cedric to be Griffinmainia's prime king in the hopes that that messy nest will get cleaner.
  • Trixie: Pheh. That place is FULL of grumps, so what're you gonna do?
  • Gilda: That's not true! It may be brown and tan around there, but we got some good birdies there.
  • Trixie: Like what?
  • Gilda: "..... Toushe, the best I got was Gabby and more or less Gallus... And Greta, the first griffin I managed to tame a bit."
  • Trixie: "Fair enough. But you haven't really been doing much since you're not around Griffinstone when Gruff needs you."
  • Gilda: UGH, you're TOTALLY right! We need to reevaluate Asap!
  • Trixie: Yeah, before we BECOME saps.
  • Gilda: Haha.
  • The duo set off!

Chapter 2: Rainbow Dash's First Mission

Elsewhere.

  • Rainbow: (Quietly) Okay, RD, this is your first mission, so stay focused, don't mess things up and make the Wonderbolts look worse than they already do, and you'll be golden.
  • Soaren: "Uhhh, Rainbow Dash, are you, talking to yourself?"
  • Rainbow: No! ...Yes... maybe? Ugh, I'm just nervous, okay? I don't wanna mess this up!
  • Soaren: "Hey, no sweat it. You already pretty much know who the Razor Feathers are, so it's not like you're going in blind, and I seen you be able to handle things way worse than rogue griffins. We got this."
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's just, my gut instinct says that those griffins didn't waste their entire time lazing around. They've likely gotten stronger. They ARE mercenaries who had more than enough time to hone their skills. They may be able to kick our butts.
  • Soarin: Look, just, don't think about that, and we should win this thing.
  • Rainbow Dash: Alright. (They flew in as griffins were watching them)
  • Griffin #1:... Just two Wonderbolts?
  • Griffin #2: Wow. That's just ridiculously easy.
  • (Griffin Leader): AHEM! You should be saying, TOO easy! The Wonderbolts would NEVER send in just TWO members without backup. The moment ANY of you pin them down, reinforcements will have us arrested and it's game over.
  • (Griffin #3): Exactly. You're all the highest-ranking members of the Razor Feathers, SO YOU BETTER THINK AND ACT LIKE IT!
  • Griffin #4: THIGANA, DON'T YELL AT US LIKE THAT!
  • (Thigana): I'll yell at you whenever I want, Ramus! ESPECIALLY YOU! I am merely stating a fact, so, nogriffin, is to engage!
  • Griffin #5: AWWWwwwWW!!
  • (Griffin Leader): OH GET OVER IT, PEREGRINE! This is our ONE chance to take revenge for what those Wonderbolts did to us, and we have the ONE pony that can make it happen. You sure that the transmissions were half-traceable?
  • (Griffin #6): Yes, Captain Ronan!
  • (Ronan): Good. Rainbow Dash has VERY thin skin, so any insult could set her off into coming a calling. This can give us a chance.
  • Griffin #3: A chance to what?
  • (Ronan): Just leave it to me. No offense, but I trust you with my own plan as well as I trust that there's a chance we'll be back to being who we were before.
  • (Thigana): And yes, we're looking at you both, Ramus and Diver!
  • Ramus: What? We have been serving you all as well as we must!
  • (Thigana): Have you? After our last mission when you went behind our backs and cost us our payday, you both have dues to pay, so consider this your ONE chance to do it.
  • Diver: Thigana, need we remind you that I'm the only one of us who can swim, something NONE of you can do? What's to say Rainbow Dash and her opponents won't use that against us and you fired us for that mistrust afterward?
  • (Thigana): GROUSE EXPECTS ONLY THE BEST, AND HE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH RESOURCES TO HAVE YOU BOTH REPLACED!! And don't think we WON'T leave you behind after how much you've been a detriment to us. We're all you have since nogriffin NOR nocreature will EVER look at us the same way again. You'll both be OUTCASTS! In fact, perhaps we should be merciful and save you such a miserable existence by executing you?
  • (Ronan): THIGANA! Those words could give them the wrong idea!
  • (Thigana): I am just reminding them of their place, Captain!
  • (Ronan): They ALREADY know! Do not upset that place! They are still around despite all those setbacks for a reason. I must remind you that, after that incident in 2003, they are here to keep us from crossing a very dangerous line. Especially Redwing and Peregrine. Do NOT forget YOUR place.
  • (Thigana):... Apologies, Captain!
  • (Ronan): But my order still stands. Do not engage and do not question any choices on this mission. Am I clear?
  • (All Razor Feathers): Yes, Captain!
  • (Ronan): Then we must continue waiting and watch these two. Should any of us be caught, we are to retreat immediately.
  • (Deadpool): "Wait, why're we treating them like it's their first time? They debuted in The Elements of Peace-"
  • (MSM): JUST... Roll, with it!
  • (Deadpool): Fine, fine! Sheesh, I was just making sure you weren't having the worst selective memory problems again Mr. I Can't Remember The Password For His Own iPhone Account OR APP ACCOUNTS!
  • (MSM): WHA, WHAT THE HELL?!? HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE?!?
  • (Deadpool): Uh, HELLO?!? FOURTH-WALL BREAKER, REMEMBER?!?
  • (MSM):... Okay, that's it! TIME FOR THE PROMETHEUS TREATMENT!!
  • (Deadpool): No, no, NOT THAT, ANYTHING BUT THA- (He was seen having his balls torn off as he screamed like a girl while a giant bird ate them)
  • (Bird): OOHOOHOOOO, that's good HAM!
  • (MSM): Now back to the SHOW!
  • Rainbow Dash: (She and Soarin approached an area)... So, this is where the Razor Feathers were last seen?
  • Soarin: Yep.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Near a sight around Everfree Forest? In fact, I recognize this place. Zecora's place and even Mare-Zan's place aren't too far from here. Heh. Glad you got somepony who spends more time flying everywhere than YOU all have, huh?
  • Soarin: Hehehe, yeah, I know... Tell me about it. It's a miracle I have a girlfriend at ALL! I HARDLY get time to explore like this.
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait, I was just kidding, you seriously don't DO THAT?!?
  • Soarin: OF COURSE NOT! We hardly have TIME for it. But Spitfire says that it's for safety reasons, like keeping yourself inconspicuous or some s*** like that. Ugh, as if what happened in Rainbow Falls was bad enough, I don't have much time to get out into the world, nor even spend time with Blueblur.
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait, THAT'S her name? Wow, Sonic's gonna sue somepony's parents.
  • Soarin: Heh, I said the EXACT same thing when we met. See, THIS kinda hilarity is why I should have more of the social time YOU have. At least YOU have an excuse to go out exploring. YOU'RE technically the Princess of Loyalty.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I kinda am.
  • Soarin: But me? I may' be like a co-commander, and by far the only stallion in the Wonderbolts that's on screen and hasn't eventually ended up being forgotten in the background and/or retired off-camera, but, Celestia knows that Fleetfoot is a better co-commander than me. I... I have actually been WAITING for an opportunity like this. To be with a pony who has the ability to actually DO something in Equestria than being part of the Wondies.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Wow. I, honestly never knew you had it THAT bad, not even back in Rainbow Falls.
  • Soarin: "Hey, it's cool, ya learn to make the most of it. I can at least say I'm apart of the Wonderbolts period, vs. ending up being an embittered mess I almost thought Lightning Dust ended up being until we heard about that Labrum thing going down in Las Pegasus."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, I, admitted I almost thought that was the case too until that showed up. I'm admittingly glad it was just some unresolved unreformed changelings, cause, I was almost prepared for a brutally awkward discussion with her village's friends over it."
  • Soarin: So, where do you think we should get started?
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, Mare-Zan DOES have a knack for tracking things that can even fly. So, maybe she should know about this.
  • Soarin: Okay... Who's Mare-Zan?
  • Rainbow Dash: A wild mare raised in the Everfree Forest by Goldrillas.
  • Soarin: GOLDRILLAS?! Do you have ANY idea how rare THOSE goliaths are?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHY DON'T I LIVE LIKE YOU?!?
  • Rainbow Dash:...
  • Soarin: Sorry. But, yeah, I can see how she'd be a big help for us to track the Razor Feathers.
  • ???: Oh, Mare-Zan already knew they were trouble. (Mare-Zan was seen inside a tree)
  • Soarin:... Whoa.
  • Mare-Zan: In fact, Mare-Zan knew they after you when they mention and insult you.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Heh. At least she's got some strategy inside of her. Then again, if you live in the Everfree Forest, you gotta have that mind. So, uh, Marey-Zaney, do you know where they went?
  • Mare-Zan: Oh... Mare-Zan know what they may be planning. They want revenge on Wonderbolts, and plan involves you.
  • Rainbow Dash: Pbbt, that was pretty obvious.
  • Mare-Zan:... And... Mare-Zan also know-
  • Rainbow Dash: Let me guess, that insult was MEANT to draw me out? C'mon, if it were me, I would've come up with BETTER ways.
  • Mare-Zan:... Mare-Zan take it we on even knowledge?
  • Rainbow Dash: Looks like it. Guess all we gotta do is some tracking.
  • Mare-Zan: That not very easy. These griffins know how to lose scent. Somehow, they hear about Mare-Zan.
  • Rainbow Dash:... I'm gonna go out on a stretch and say that's because of MY adventures.
  • Mare-Zan:... Then Mare-Zan may have an idea to track them, AND lure them into trap.
  • Soarin: A trap, huh? You know? I might want a challenge like that.
  • Mare-Zan: So does Mare-Zan. But again, it not easy. Griffins fierce creatures, more built for flight than Pegasi.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, I know. I know a griffin in the Lodge who's a childhood friend of mine. I mean, I WOULD say that the best way to bait griffins is good-old-fashioned gold, but given that would imply your surrogate family, which have already been in a lotta crap before when we first met, but since the Goldstone incident, I feel that'll be pretty racist.... Also, it's too obvious. Even a CHICK wouldn't fall for that.... Unless it was naturally-occurring gold.
  • Soarin: Rainbow Dash?
  • Rainbow Dash: Right right, so, Mare-Zan? What kind of trap did you have in mind?
  • Mare-Zan: "Mare-Zan knows of Golden-Wing phoenix. Like normal phoenix but of wings of gold. They birds that are made extra rare cause of Griffins, often were either kept as pets or were harvested of wings. Both not very good for population. The one I know normally helps me out lore out Griffin Pouchers or any with greed in hearts. We go way back."
  • Soarin: "A RARE GOLDEN WING?! Good grief Dash, you got to see a lot of cool creatures?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "It sometimes makes me wonder how many creatures Gaia Everfree ended up making."
  • Mare-Zan: So, maybe he can help.
  • Soarin: Oh, I'm sure he can... But, uh, are you sure the Razor Feathers will even fall for it? Maybe this isn't the first gold-based trap they've fallen for. Plus, what if they're watching us? I mean, they DID intend to bring Rainbow Dash here.
  • Mare-Zan: "Hmm.... Good Observation. (Pulls out a lot of spears and began to randomly throw them everywhere, until eventually it lead to the sound of screams of pain, as the Razor Feather Members that were spying got their wings impaled by the spears)...."
  • Thigana: "...... I, don't think retreat's all that easy of an option anymore."
  • Ronan: You think?
  • Soarin: "D'oooooh, I was REALLY looking forward to meeting a Golden Wing Phenox!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ehhh, it didn't looked like it would've worked honestly given that these guys knew about it."
  • Mahogany: "I still would've gone after that bird for the FORTUNE IT WAS WORTH, if it makes you ponies feel less like trash about yourselves."
  • Hornos: "Because alchourse YOU would, Mah-Ha!"
  • Mahogany: "IT'S MAHOGANY, YOU UNCULTURED LOUT?!"
  • Ramus: "These spears are painful?! I think I've been clipped!"
  • Selena: "I AIN'T GOING DOWN SO EASILY?! (GRABS THE SPEAR AND VIOLENTLY PULLS IT OFF, BUT IN THE PROCESS IT DESTROYED HER OWN WING BEYOND REPAIR AS SHE FELL DOWN THE TREE CANOPY) DAAAAAAAAAA (Echos as she fell down)...... (SMACK)?!)"
  • Silence......
  • Tandy: "..... Ugh, finally we're without that extremist moron."
  • Ronan: "Ugh, not even 10 seconds in and we already have a casualty."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Alright you bird brains! Spill it?! What kind of trash talk were you saying about me?!"
  • Redwing: "(Pulls off the spear on his wing, this time not as recklessly but still forceful, as his flight was still intact) Wouldn't YOU like to know, PONY?! (Charges at Rainbow Dash as the two began to duke it out!)"
  • Ronan: "ATTABOY, REDWING, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT?! NOW BE SURE TO GET US OUT OF THESE SPEARS TOO AFTER YOU'RE DONE?!"
  • Redwing: "You can't defeat me?! I am Redwing?! I am the strongest of the Razer Feathers?! I-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Talk too much! (Zooms away from where Redwing was)!"
  • Redwing: "(Laughs)! Cowardly pony?! How she runs away from a mighty Griffin?! Especially, if they're Redwing?! I-"
  • Soarin: "I, don't think she was running. (He and Mare-Zan took cover)!"
  • Redwing: "Huh? (Looks to see a charging rainbow speeding Rainbow Dash as she battle-cried, as she smacked into Redwing and caused a Rainboom on him!)"
  • The Other Razor Feathers were shocked!
  • All that now remained of Redwing were fluttering red feathers.......
  • Rainbow Dash spat out some of those feathers!
  • Rainbow Dash: "BLACH?! Lesson learned, be sure to only Sonic Rainboom Bad guys as a last resort."
  • Ronan: "..... Duh...... Duh...... Duh....... You......... You killed Redwing........ YOU, KILLED, REDWING?!"
  • Ramus: "Uh, sir, we may now have to consider giving up-"
  • Ronan: "NO?! I REFUSE TO GIVE UP TO SOMEONE WHO JUST-"

Seconds later.

  • The remaining Razor Feathers were already placed in a Wonderbolt holding cell.
  • Ronan: "..... (Groans)."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, I'm abit disappointed how easy this mission was, but then again, I'm a pony that beaten the likes of a demon centaur and a kaiju dragon. Kinda figures mercenaries for an all Griffin Mafia wouldn't stack up to that. Now, I'm going to report this to Spitfire first, then we're gonna come back and ask questions of what you guys tried to pull here. (She and Soarin left)...."
  • Ronan: "(Ronan's displeased scowl turned into a smile)...... Well team, we may have lost our two best in the progress of this, but.... We're in."
  • Tandy: "Well, I would say ditching the extremist was a personal bonus. She was over-kill and sometimes messed up our missions."
  • Diver: "I'm not crazy for this! It was not promised that we have to lose some members over this?!"
  • Ronan: "Hey, with Selena, it was, kinda a matter of time before her over-the-top methods end her anyway. Redwing was, unplanned. But neither have to die in vain. Cause now, we can be able to break into the facility and steal the Wonderbolt secrets for Boss Grouse for the Mafia Alliance's request!"
  • Diver: "But, that's the thing?! Why did the Mafia Alliance start to care about Wonderbolt stuff NOW?! They had NEVER asked anything about them before and yet SUDDENLY they want us to go after them?! This is beyond questionable?! This is-"
  • Thigana: "WOULD YOU SHUT IT, DIVER?! (Diver winces away)....."
  • Ronan: "..... Okay then, now.... Peregrine, do your thing."
  • Peregrine laughed crazily and hacked out a large missile and grabs it! And charged at the back wall, but instead of exploding it, he ended up charged through the cloud wall with a puff and ended up falling down with the explosive screaming comedically!
  • Distant explosion.....
  • Voice: "OH THANK GOODNESS THAT EXPLOSION ONLY OCCURRED ON UN-INHABITATED MEADOWS?!"
  • Ronan: "..... Oh..... Right. Everything's made out of clouds. Really not the best security measure."
  • Mahogany: "And like that, you wasted our explosion expert for nothing."
  • Ronan: "Awww shut up and move out!"
  • Thigana: I SWEAR, IF ONE MORE MEMBER OF OUR TEAM DIES, IT'S ON ALL OF YOU!!
  • Ronan: This may be our last mission, anyway. Let's fly. (They did that)

Chapter 3: Rainbow Dash vs. Razor Feathers

Rainbow Dash's location.

  • Rainbow and Soarin saw where the explosion occurred of where the late Peregene crashed.
  • Soarin: "..... I, don't think we're done with the Razor Feathers yet."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ya don't say?"
  • Suddenly, the remaining Razor Feathers poofed through the Wonderbolt clouds and flew up!
  • Ronan: "Alright, Tandy, Mahogany, Hornos, you guys get to play with the Wonderbolt scum! The rest of us are going after their vault!"
  • The Razor Feathers split up, as Tandy, Mahogany and Hornos charged after Rainbow Dash and Soarin!
  • Rainbow Dash: "LOOK OUT?!"
  • Hornos: AYEAYEAYEAYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! (Mahogany crashed to the ground as Rainbow Dash and Soarin dodged, and then were pinned by Tandy and Hornos)
  • Tandy: NEARLY CLIP OUR FLIGHT, WILL YA?!?
  • Hornos: OHOHO, WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT!! LET'S TEAR THEIR WINGS OFF!!!
  • Tandy: LET'S! (Rainbow Dash and Soarin kicked them both in the chests and fled) HEY! NO FAIR!!!
  • Mahogany: Don't let them escape, you idiots?!"
  • Rainbow Dash and Soarin began to give the trio a serious chase!
  • Soarin: "Rainbow Dash, we can't let Ronan and others go after the vault! One of us needs to go for the vault one the other distracts!"
  • Mahogany: UH-UH! (He pinned them both down after their long chase) YOU TWO ARE STAYING RIGHT WHERE WE CAN SEE YOU!!
  • Tandy: Yeah. And don't think we won't follow the both of you wherever you go! (Rainbow Dash bit Mahogany)
  • Mahogany: OW!!! (Rainbow Dash fled, but Tandy grabbed her by the tail)
  • Tandy: HE JUST SAID YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
  • Rainbow Dash: WATCH US!! (She bucked her in the face, seriously disfiguring it as she screamed)
  • Tandy: URRRG!!! YOU, LITTLE, BRAT!! HORNOS, ON ME!!
  • Hornos: Ohho, hell yeah, she's gonna pay for that. (They both flew after her)
  • Mahogany:... Now, where were we?
  • Soarin: AHHK!! AAHHHHKKK!!!
  • Mahogany: Oh, I'm sorry. What was that? Do you REALLY want your last words to be 'AHHKKK! AHHHHKKKKK!!!'? (Soarin bit him) OW!!! STOP WITH THE DAMN BITING!! (He grabbed Soarin by the tail and spun him straight into a wall, breaking his wings)
  • Soarin: AHH! MY WINGS!!!
  • Mahogany: Good! Now there's nowhere to fly! (He continued fighting him) Cause what's a Wonderbolt without the ability to fly?! (He attacked as Soarin dodged)
  • Soarin: Oh... Even a flight-crippled Wonderbolt, CAN STILL KICK ASS! (He fought back rather well)
  • Mahogany: "Did not prepared for this, did NOT prepared for this?!"
  • (Thigana): WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS, WE PREPARED FOR THIS IN CELESTIA KNOWS HOW LONG!!!
  • Mahogany: WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR KEEPING US FED EACH DAY, I HAD LITTLE TIME FOR PREPARATION!
  • Soarin: What... Are you talking to your friends about how much of a disappointment you've become?!
  • Mahogany: I'LL SHOW YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT!! (He kept fighting and Soarin dodged every single one of his attacks as he roared in anguish, as Soarin actually managed to tire him out)... (He panted heavily)... UAAHHHHH!! (He fell as he was unable to even fly)
  • Soarin:... HAHA! I guess griffins aren't always the superior race, huh?... Now, then, TIME FOR ME TO BEAT YOUR ASS!! (He proceeded to do that as Mahogany could do little to nothing)
  • Mahogany: ERRRGGH!!... F***... You!
  • Soarin: You're welcome! (He bashed him unconscious)

Meanwhile...

  • Hornos: GET BACK HERE, GAYBO!!
  • Rainbow Dash: I AM NOT GAY!!!
  • Hornos: "Well the Rainbow Mane doesn't help your case! HAHA?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: OH, THAT DOES- Nono! Focus!
  • Hornos: DAMN!
  • Tandy: Eh, you tried, Horny.
  • Hornos: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!! (They kept chasing Rainbow Dash and in a comical manner, she failed to throw them off her trail) WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, YOU AIN'T GOING NEAR OUR BOSS, GAYBO!!
  • Rainbow Dash: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
  • Hornos: WHY DON'T YOU GET OVER HERE AND MAKE ME?!
  • Rainbow Dash: WHY DON'T YOU GET OVER HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE?!?
  • Hornos: COWARD!!
  • Rainbow Dash: RIGHT BACK AT YOU!
  • Hornos: RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!
  • Tandy: OH MY GAWD, SHUT UUUUP!!! (They kept chasing her)

Elsewhere, down at the hole.

  • Peregene was seen climbing back out painfully as he grunted....
  • ???: "HEY THANKS FOR LEAVING US STRANDED IN THE WOODS, DUMBASS?!"
  • Selena was seen with her wing crudely reattached, as Redwing was completely featherless and less of himself.
  • Redwing: "(Less confident) W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-Why did you drag me all the way out here?!"
  • Selena: Look, everygriffin, let's just, regroup with the others, NOW! They might need us.
  • Redwing: NO! T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-They abandoned us.
  • Selena: ONLY BECAUSE THEY ASSUMED WE WERE DEAD! DID YOU SEE HOW WE ALMOST DIED?!? NOW SHUT UP AND DO SOMETHING! Can ANYGRIFFIN here still fly? My wings are... (Her wings fell off)... A lot out of commission.
  • Redwing: "I'M MORE NAKED THEN A DE-FEATHERED CHICKEN, YOU TELL ME?! AND EVEN THEN, I'M NOT EXACTLY CONFIDENT ANYMORE?!"
  • Peregene: "(Grumbles that his wings are abit damaged from the explosion)."
  • Selena: "Ugh, so we're grounded then. So what else are we gonna use?"
  • The trio noticed a not too far Air Balloon Lot.
  • Air Balloon Salesmen: "Come one and all to Crazy Luck's used Air Balloons! Cheap prices guaranteed."
  • Selena: ".... Surprised that survived the explosion nor that the guy noticed it, but alright." (They did this)
Stewie_Griffin_-_Carjack!

Stewie Griffin - Carjack!

  • Crazy Luck: YOU RUFFIAAAAAAANS!!!
  • Selena's voice: "FUCK YOU TOO, BUDDY?!"

Meanwhile

  • Rainbow Dash: (She kept thwarting them as they kept charging at her in comical manners) Nice miss. Pbbt! Na-nana-nana! BLEEEH! NEENER-NEENER! OOOH!
  • Tandy: GRRRRRHHH!!
  • Hornos: GET, BACK, HERE, DAMN, YOU!!
  • Rainbow Dash: MAKE ME! (They kept attacking as she kept dodging and humiliating them)
  • Tandy: DON'T... STOP!... WE... CANNOT... LOSE!
  • Hornos: EERRGGHHH!!... This bird is... Cooked on the inside!... (They fell to the ground from exhaustion)
  • Rainbow Dash:... Thanks for tiring out. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a playdate with your BOSS! (She zoomed off)
  • Tandy: COME BACK HERE!!! WE'RE NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!! (She was unable to fly)
  • Hornos: Oh, save it, Tandy, we're tired out!
  • Tandy: NO! WE CANNOT SHOW WEAKNESS!! (She kept trying to fly, but only broke one of her wings) AHHHH!!
  • Hornos: See? Now you're crippled.
  • Tandy: OH, SURE, RUB IT IN, HEN!!!
  • Hornos: HEY, NO NEED FOR THAT LANGUAGE!!!
  • Tandy: "Ugh..... We need to get to Mahogany, and we need to get to the boss before it's too late."
  • ???: It's ALREADY too late. (Soarin appeared with an unconscious and tied-up Mahogany)
  • Hornos:... Aw horse-radish!
  • Soarin: PUNCHINDAFACE! (He bashed them both unconscious)

Meanwhile

  • Rainbow Dash: (She flew towards the location of the vault)
  • Just in the nick of time, Ronan, Thigana, Ramus and Diver were already trying to remove the best lock the Wonderbolts can afford.
  • Thigana: "Wait a minute, this building's made of clouds, remember?!"
  • Ronan: "(Stops).... Oh, right, litterally just the matter of phasing through and- (Rainbow Dash bums-rush him) D'OOOOOOOOW, FRICK?!"
  • Diver: ".... Welp, we lost, time to call it quits."
  • Ramus: "Same."
  • Thigana groaned!
  • Rainbow Dash pins Ronan to the ground!
  • Rainbow Dash: "This ends here AND NOW?!"
  • Ronan: ".... Wow, tenacious and aggressive.... Hehehehehehehe, and this is BEFORE you would've found out the insult we exposed to the public about you..... Crash."
  • Rainbow Dash suddenly had a shocked expression with pupils so shrunken they almost vanished."
  • Ronan: "...... Yeah, bet ya didn't figured that old academy insult would follow ya to work, did ya? THAT'S what we exposed to the populous. Don't believe me, check it for yourself ON THE INTERNET?! (Kicks Rainbow Dash off, who was still trapped in a shocked state to notice)..... Alright you three, she's distracted, get the plans for the Wonderbolts' little weaponized weather thing!"
  • Thigana: "(To a less sure Diver and Ramus) Well you heard him, morons, GET TO IT?!"
  • Rainbow Dash:... (She sunk through the clouds and crashed into another beneath)
  • Ronan:... Wow. I honestly thought she grown out of that. But, just wow.
  • Thigana: You're the one who thought it would work.
  • Ronan: Yeah, but... Whatever.
  • Diver: Let's get out of here. We have the plans.
  • Ronan: Seriously, this was way too easy. No wonder the Wonderbolts are such losers. Clouds like these are not good at hiding things.
  • Thigana: The Wonderbolts SUCK! So, see you never, Rainbow CRASH! (They left laughing as Rainbow Dash was shocked and had more flashbacks of her being called those words as a filly, and now them being said to everyone in Equestria)
  • Rainbow Dash:... When did we even GET the Internet?!
  • (Deadpool): "Well, I suspect that was another thing given to you guys by Crane's Brother Kevin."
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... Oh, right. THAT episode..... F***!! One, I COULD'VE HAD AN IPHONE TO RECORD THAT SILLY SONG DUKE SANG, AND TWO... I'M RUIII-HII-HII-HIIIINED!!!"
  • Soarin: (He came in beat up) RAINBOW DASH! There you are! Ronan and his team beat me up and took all their other team members, and the weather plans with them! WHERE WERE YOU?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM?!
  • Rainbow Dash:... THEY LEAKED MY NICKNAME RAINBOW CRASH ALL OVER EQUESTRIA!!!
  • Soarin:... What? You couldn't stop them from stealing the plans for a weather device... JUST because they dragged a nickname into social media? Oy, Commander Hurricane would flip out at you if he hears that!
  • Rainbow Dash: You know how I felt about being called 'Rainbow Crash', Soarin!
  • Soarin: RAINBOW, THEY KNEW THAT WOULD GET TO YOU, AND YOU LET IT HAPPEN?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: I-In my defense, I thought they wouldn't go THAT far!
  • Soarin: Ugh! Sorry SoarinDash Shippers, this is where I have to go full-on co-commander here. If the fact I already have a girlfriend didn't already wrecked you something fierce. Rainbow, this is PRETTY unprofessional, EVEN by your standards. And YES, that includes your Rainboom incident with Tempest! And I am NOT kidding about how Commander Hurricane would lose his SHIT over this?! He already gives the Wonderbolts crap for even earnest mistakes, MUCH LESS SOMETHING LIKE LETTING A NICKNAME GET TO YOU?!
  • Rainbow Dash: "WELL FRIENDLY REMINDER, I KNOWN THAT NAME FROM HAZING BY OTHER FLIGHT ACADEMY STUDENTS LITTERALLY BECAUSE I CRASHED INTO GARBAGE?! THAT NAME HAS BEEN A THORN TO MY SIDE SINCE LIKE, FOREVER?!"
  • Soarin: "Look, I get that, you have a bad history with that nickname, and, I'll be fair to admit that I have no idea how the Razor Feathers found out that it too, but, that was an obvious weakness you allowed them to exploit, Dash! Now again, I'm surprised they knew that too, but, you can't let people like them use that name against you! Cause of it, now a secret Wonderbolt Weather Plans are in their grip! The Griffin Mafia effectively became more dangerious to Equestria because you let salt get into an old wound! I-"
  • Rainbow Dash started to get pissed off as she snorted angerly, as Soarin finally got that he pushed too hard....
  • Soarin: ".... Uhhhh, okay, I think it's time for me to turn off Co-Commander mode here. Dash, I didn't mean to egg you on like that, it's just, the Griffin Mafia with those plans is a LEGIT concern, and-"
  • Rainbow Dash: OH, YOU WANNA TALK PROFESSIONAL?! How about I get a turn: WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE WEATHER DEVICE PLANS, INSIDE A VAULT, MADE OF CLOUDS?!? THEY COULD JUST WALK STRAIGHT THROUGH!! YEAH, SOMEONE LIKE HURRICANE COULD BE ANGRY ABOUT MY STUNT, BUT THE FACT THAT YOU HID SUCH DANGEROUS INFORMATION, INSIDE A CLOUD VAULT?!
  • Soarin:... Okay, fair point. I, have no excuse for that.
  • (Spitfire): SOARIN!
  • Soarin: DAAAH!!!
  • (Spitfire): DAMN RIGHT DAAH!! HOW COULD YOU BOTH LET THE RAZOR FEATHERS JUST GET AWAY?!?
  • Soarin:... Well... Uh... I- (Rainbow took the walkie-talkie)
  • Rainbow Dash: THEY BLACKMAILED ME WITH MY 'RAINBOW CRASH' NAME AND LEAKED IT ONTO THE INTERNET!!
  • (Spitfire):......
  • Rainbow Dash:......
  • Soarin:...... Mam?
  • (Spitfire): WHAT THE HELL, RAINBOW DASH-
  • Rainbow Dash: WAIT, WHY DID YOU PAUSE FOR THAT LONG?!
  • Soarin: Uh, Rainbow, can we not go as far as I just did-
  • Rainbow Dash: IT DIDN'T REALLY HELP THAT YOU KEPT THE PLANS IN A VAULT MADE OF CELESTIA-DAMN CLOUDS!! DID YOU REALLY THINK THOSE GRIFFINS DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO WALK THROUGH CLOUDS?!? I'M SOCIALLY F****D!!! EVERYPONY IS NOT GOING TO SEE ME AS THE BADASS I AM NOW ANYMORE!!!
  • Soarin: Yeah, Spitfire, Crash- Uh, I mean, Dash, has a precious social life. Now that I think about it, with that, her reputation would be damaged with info like this.
  • (Spitfire):.........
  • Rainbow Dash: Spitfire, you're doing it agai-
  • (Spitfire): Just get over here. Spitfire, out!
  • (Fleetfire): NONONO- (They hung up)
  • Rainbow Dash:... (She burned red in anger)
  • Soarin: ".... Yikes. Ya need to have someone look at tha-"
  • Rainbow Dash: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (zoomed off toward Wonderbolts HQ so angrily, even her Sonic Rainboom was all red)
  • Soarin did this as he flew after her as fast as he could.
SMG4_SFX-_OHHHH_SHIT!!!

SMG4 SFX- OHHHH SHIT!!!

Chapter 4: The Blackmail/Griffin Mafia

Wonderbolt HQ

  • Fleetfoot: SPITFIRE, I DON'T THINK CRASH IS SAFE TO COME BACK HERE YET!!!
  • Spitfire: UGH! Just, keep her away from here until she IS! (As she banged her head on her desk) DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT! (As she kept going, Fleetfoot and the other present Wonderbolts headed out)

Rainbow Dash's location.

  • Rainbow Dash was steaming like mad!
  • Soarin: "(Intersects her) Dash, calm down, we can talk about this?!"
  • Rainbow: WRONG! WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS! ME AND SPITFIRE!
  • Fleetfoot: "(Comes in) Dash, until you calm down, ya can't see Spitfire!"
  • Rainbow: Get out of my way, Fleetfoot!
  • The other Wonderbolts join in!
  • Fleetfoot: "Our orders are CLEAR, Dash! You're not seeing Spitfire until you cool it!"
  • Rainbow: YEAH?! Well, wouldn't you want to see Spitfire if YOUR nicknames were leaked on the Internet?!
  • Rapidfire: "Too be fair, we're not as sensitive to our dumb nicknames as you are."
  • Rainbow Dash: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT USED TO IT! BUT I HAVEN'T! I'M STILL THE ROOKIE, AND ROOKIES HAVE PROBLEMS!! MY SOCIAL LIFE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!! I mean, I get this nickname thing is commonplace in the military, but DOES IT HAVE TO BE FROM A DEROGATORY?! A DEROGATORY THAT HAUNTED THEM FOR LIFE?! NOW IT'S GONNA HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF IT!!
  • Rapidfire: RAINBOW DASH, YOU WILL NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR SPITFIRE, AND THAT IS AN OR-
  • Rainbow Dash: (She did something to her off-screen)
  • Rapidfire: WAIT, WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH MY WI- AAAAAAUUUUUUA!!! (Soarin actually winced in disgust) HOW CAN IT EVEN BEND THAT WAY?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Sorry, but I NEED to talk about this! I NEED help! Those griffins are no doubt going to do FAR worse if they knew THIS much about me! They lured me in with an insult, and then they DEFACE ME PUBLICLY!!
  • Misty Fly: RAINBOW, STOP!
  • The other Wonderbolts interjected every attempt by Rainbow Dash to try and get by them.
  • Rainbow Dash: Normally, I don't stray away from my element, but I CAN'T BE LOYAL IF I CAN'T WORK HARMONICALLY WITH THIS PLATOON!!
  • Breathfire: THEN COULD YOU JUST WAIT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: AND GIVE THE RAZORS MORE TIME?!?
  • Breathfire:... Eh, fair poi- (She was punched through all the cloud walls with a Wilhelm scream)
  • Rapidfire: "Whoa whoa, Dash, not cool!"
  • Rainbow Dash: I kept her wings intact, she should be okay! Now where was I? Oh, yes, I MUST TALK TO SPITFIRE!! (She continued flying towards her office while the Wonderbolts tried and failed to stop her, as they all ended up beaten up and down)... Aw, quit your whining, I didn't hit you THAT hard. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have a NEEDED chat before this situation gets worse than it already HAS!

Spitfire's Office

  • Rainbow Dash: (She appeared in her office) SPITFIRE! May I have a word for you?
  • Spitfire: Uh, uh, uh, Rainbow Dash?!
  • Soarin: I'm-I'm sorry, Commander! She overpowered us!
  • Rapidfire: I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! SHE SHOVED MY WING UP MY-
  • Spitfire: RAPIDFIRE, NOT HELPING!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Care to explain THIS? (Shows her a video on her hoof-capable iPhone as a 'Rainbow Crash' video that went in a similar way to this, though through the same scene that earned the nickname, played, despite Misty Fly dancing to it until a glare got her to stop)
Hotel_Transylvania_2_-_Mavis_gets_mad

Hotel Transylvania 2 - Mavis gets mad

  • Spitfire:... (Sighs)... Before you start-
  • Rainbow Dash: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WOULD BITE ME IN THE FLANK!!
  • Spitfire: OKAY, SOLDIER, BEFORE, YOU, START-
  • Rainbow Dash: LITERALLY, MY LIFE IS RUINED, SPITFIRE! AND FOR WHAT?! BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID NICKNAMING DEAL!
  • Spitfire: WOULD YOU CARE FOR ME TO EXPLAIN?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, yes, of course. I would love to know why this suddenly got leaked out! Now it's more common than it was in my childhood!!! EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT ME, EVEN THE RAINBOW DASH CLUB!!! At least, BASED ON THE COMMENTS SECTION?!
  • Spitfire: Okay, Rainbow Dash, first off, please take some chill pills, and speak to your commanding officer professionally and dutifully, and second, know that this wasn't my fault! You KNOW that this was only a private thing for us, as we do it as a means of encouragement.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah? Well... (Clears her throat)... Well, I need to ask, would you happen to explain?
  • Spitfire:... Explain what, exactly?
  • Rainbow Dash: You see, I couldn't help but think that, with all the names you and the others were called in the team, I'm not the only one to be publicly shamed by a name. Why would you feel so private about this whole thing? I mean, have you EVER been blackmailed like this before?
  • Spitfire: (As she looked at her beat and bruised teammates)... (Sighs)... Only once.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Just once?
  • Spitfire: Yeah. Once.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Just one little blackmail? How could that be enough to-
  • Spitfire: It was me.
  • Rainbow Dash: -ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! That's gotta sting like fire!
  • Spitfire: (Sarcastically) Ha-ha, it's to laugh... (Sighs) (Seriously) Before you look at me with disappointment for knowing how sensitive something like this was, please know that I didn't inform you of the true story because I felt I needed to wait. But... (Growls and punches her desk)... I swear, whoever found out about this, URRGGHH, this is just a way to cripple our griffin mission!
  • Soarin: And it KINDA worked! *Crack* YAH!... Looks like we won't be going anywhere for a while. Ow!
  • Spitfire: (Sighs)... Rainbow Dash, look, I know how it feels for a' blackmail to threaten your place here. My nickname didn't come through just a mistake as simple as something even a KINDERGRATENER would last longer in. It was something... Far more personal. You see, in the day I was' recruited thanks to the assistance of my father, I didn't enroll alone. I had a friend...

Flashback

  • (Spitfire): (As she was seen in a younger appearance)... Back then, things were simple for me, and like you on your first day, I thought my life would go altius volantius from that point on. But... Let's just say my friend, or best friend as he used to be, Crackle Shock, was a little bit of a bruiser. Even when we enrolled, he seemed a little... TOO prepared for something. And as it turns out, he WAS doing something. You see, he was known to be a little... Envious. He wanted everything I had as an idol of my father, and hoped that he would see him as something as special as me, ironically considering he had my hair color, eye color, and even fell in love with me. But, when he ended up causing a near-fatal injury when trying to push himself to do the amazing things I could do... I had no choice but to let him be arrested and sent to a military prison for near-murder. He scolded me for 'betraying a friend', and when I said that not only was I not his friend anymore, but would NEVER be his girlfriend... That's when it happened!
  • Crackle Shock: (In slo-mo)... S************TFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEE!!! (Spitfire was shocked at that word)...

Spitfire's Subconscious

  • (Crackle Shock): (After Spitfire failed to fly as a child) HAH! Nice first flaps, Gritfire! (After she failed to pass a flight course in an embarrassing stunt) HAH! Nice soaring, Hitfire! (In a military art project) Nice, PAINTING, Pitfire! (At a prom where she showed a crazy hairstyle similar to her common one) Nice hair, Zitfire! (At a veteran's fair with her father as she had a hat too big for her) NICE HAT, S***FIRE!!! (Laughs)

Reality

  • Spitfire: (As the laughter echoed)...
  • Wonderbolt #1:... (The childish recruit Wonderbolts couldn't help but laugh as Breathfire saw Spitfire distraught as the laughter echoed in her head)
  • Spitfire: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!! (She cried and flew off)
  • Breathfire: (He flew in) Way to go, guys!
  • Crackle Shock: HAVE FUN WITH THAT, YOU BITCH!!! (He was taken away)
  • (Spitfire): Yeah, he wasn't ALWAYS my best friend. He actually started out as a bully until he got more friendly. Maybe it was because of the whole crush thing, I don't know. But ever since, father couldn't get me out of my bunk for a whole month. Especially when the recruits started plastering the name everywhere, even vandalizing it in the bathroom.
  • (Rainbow Dash): UGH! I HATE it when I see vandalism like that in bathrooms and such. Particularly the ones with the d-
  • (Spitfire): ANYWAY... My father tried to quell them off, but... Well... Crackle Shock wasn't done with me. Not only were the recruits too childish to keep it to themselves, but he was leaking it throughout the ENTIRE prison. It was so common for the next few months of my service, until one day, I couldn't take it anymore. (She was so angry, she screamed, and flew off to the Maximum Security Prison, where she cartoonishly rammed her way into Crackle's cell)... I wanted to make Crackle pay with his own blood for basically making a trigger word that haunted my service in the military. (The two ended up fighting as they took it outside the prison)...
  • Crackle Shock: (Chuckles) Go ahead, kill me! (Cackles) You're no Wonderbolt, baby!
  • (Spitfire): I decided that death was too good for him. So, I gave him a fate worse than death..... I beaten his head hard enough that he became mentally retarded and facially deformed. (Spitfire did exactly that as Crackle screamed!) Brutal as it was, it would keep him from ever talking trash to me ever again. And the action was enough to scare other prisoners to never blab my nicknames ever again, and news of the event will get ponies to choose to forget they ever heard it out of fear of sharing Crackle's fate, espeically to immature recruits. But.... To see a once good friend reduced to be a physically and mentally broken pony.... I couldn't take it.... So I left him like he was, never to look back...... All that had happened that day... (She was seen sobbing at Neighagra Falls)... Almost destroyed me.

Present

  • Spitfire:... So... You can kinda guess that, I began to use the same tradition as a means to discourage similar events, and we quickly caught on. But... Because of THAT incident... I only had to keep it private... But I feared that if ANY of these ponies' nicknames got leaked out, the results would NOT have been pretty.
  • Rainbow Dash: (As she shed soft tears)... I... I had no idea!
  • Spitfire: I know. And I'm sorry for not telling you sooner. I was scared, especially since your friends not only knew, but many others from your past made it up, it would've gone viral with just a simple blink of an eye.
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Sighs as she slumped to the ground)... Maybe... Maybe I'm not cut out for this griffin mission.
  • Spitfire: Rainbow, don't let that name, HOWEVER THE HELL IT WAS LEAKED, get to you. Don't make the same mistake I almost did. Considering the display I had when nearly ending Crackle's life, I fear that you, as the Element of Loyalty, would be far worse in results. Just... Just take the day off. We'll deal with the griffin mission on our own, and hopefully find, capture, and punish whoever's behind this. But considering you ended up overpowering much of my ponies... You MAY wanna get used to it PRETTY quickly.
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Sighs) It's best not to take that chance, Commander. I'm... Sorry, for all this. (She flies off)
  • Spitfire: "...... (Faces the window on her chair)..... (Quietly) It's all your damn fault, Crackle."

Elsewhere, at the Griffin Mafia hideout.

  • Two Griffin Goons held down a Griffin Gangster, as Boss Grouse sat before them at a desk.
  • Boss Grouse: "Looks like after all these years, I finally got ya, Larry the Debt Neglector."
  • Larry: "Hey come on now, Grousey, be reasonable here, let me go, and I'll tell ya where my stash is!"
  • Boss Grouse: "Tempting, but I already have Orchid and Trillium taking care of THAT front. So I don't need to waste anymore favors on you, ya lying snake?!"
  • Larry: "No Grouse, please no! I'll do anything?! ANYTHING?!"
  • Boss Grouse: "..... Actually, there IS one favor I need of ya..... (Presses a button that opens up a pit).... My Boar Trolls need to eat."
  • Larry: "(Gulps).... So, would you like to, buy them some meat-"
  • Boss Grouse: "No need.... (Darkly) You ARE the meat?! (The Goons broke Larry's wings as he screams in pain)?!"
  • The Goons take the screaming Larry, and tossed him right into the pit of hungry Boar Trolls as he screams, followed by the sounds of violent chewing.
  • Boss Grouse: ".... Ahhhhhhh. Another day, another debt-ditcher getting what was coming to him. I am GLAD to have the Griffin Mafia back in business?!"
  • ???: "So I trust you're in a good mood now?"
  • A Regally dressed Crane Griffin came in.
  • Boss Grouse: "Hehehehehehe, well if it isn't my fancy-pants personal adviser, Underdeal. Any report about the Razors?"
  • Underdeal: "Well, apart from slight delays, the Razors have secured the Wonderbolt Weather Plans with only, slight injuries."
  • Grouse: "..... Hehehehehehehehehe! So messing with the nickname worked!"
  • Underdeal: "Quite so. You can expect the Razors to arrive soon."
  • Grouse: "Hehehehehehehehehehehe! Titan and Archy are gonna LOVE this?!"
  • Underdeal: "Shall I make the other members aware of the success in the meantime?"
  • Grouse: "Not yet! I want to prioritize Archy and Titan first! Then I'll make it official with the others! I don't want a certain brother of mine getting any smart ideals, got it?"
  • Underdeal: No problem, sir.
  • Grouse: Alright. Let's see what else is on the to-do list. (An owl griffin and a navy-blue-and-white griffin appeared)... Ah, Umbrous and Bart. What's the status on my brother's little party?
  • Umbrous: Well, so far, he seems to know about your little rainbow play, and he expects you to fail.
  • Bart: And not to disagree, but... He MAY be right. Looking at the reports, Rainbow Dash seemed pretty pissed.
  • Umbrous: And a pissed pony is a dangerous pony. Especially a pegasus.
  • Grouse: AAAHHH Pegasus Schmegacus, uh, I mean Schmegamus, I mean, ugh, stupid tongue twister. Ahem. Trust me when I say, I know what I'm doing. Besides, Bart, you've served as my head bodyguard for so many years. But even I'm not above turning my most loyal into Boar Troll food, espeically if it don't look like they have serious faith in me. I don't want THIS to be how you go out, and neither would you.
  • Bart:... Uh... No, sir.
  • Grouse: Then, Umbrous, I need you to monitor what Rainbow CRASH might do next. In the likely case she SHOULD come by wanting to rip my intestines and stomach out, if that's physically possible for her, then I need us all prepared for it.
  • Umbrous: Yes, sir!
  • Grouse: "Just keep in mind her house is at a very public area. While Ponyvile ain't famous for its hindsight, even a complete jackass would notice an unfamiliar griffin snooping around Rainbow Dash and would know what Gilda looks like."
  • Umbrous: "Ugh, well that makes my job kinda harder if that's the case, don't you think?"
  • Grouse: It's okay. Just don't do it in the sky. Duh.
  • Umbrous: Yeah, here's the thing. Rainbow Dash has EYES like a griffin. She could spot a griffin pretty well.
  • Grouse: That's EXACTLY what you were trained to handle. To hide from pegasi with the most keen eyes in the sky.
  • Umbrous:... I'm still cautious about this, but, I'll see what I can do.
  • Bart: Well, I'll be sure to get everygriffin geared up for whatever comes next, sir. But I can't make any promises. Rainbow Dash, can be a MONSTER sometimes.
  • Grouse: Well, that would've been another reason why she can be Rainbow CRASH. Crashing into things like a bloody monster. Just go do your jobs, and I'll do mine.
  • Bart/Umbrous: YES SIR! (They flew off)
  • Grouse:... I just hope to Alicorn Gods that Rainbow Crash isn't THAT unpredictable. I will NOT give Grogan the satisfaction of mocking me at my grave. This is gonna be a gambit that pays off.

Meanwhile...

  • Gilda: (She and Trixie were seen ending Trixie's show) I TOLD you griffins were a tough crowd.
  • Trixie: PSSH! What the TART could IMPRESS these creatures besides things gold and shiny? Have golden shiny things completely sucked out their ability to be impressed?
  • Gilda: I'm not an expert of my own species just because I'm a griffin too. Your guess is good as mine.
  • Trixie: Pfft. Your life here must've sucked hard.
  • Gilda: It REALLY did in many ways.
  • Trixie: (Her cutie mark lit up)... Oh, great. The map is calling me for some reason. I know I should be more happier for that, but at this point after the one time it did a different episode ago, the novelty is gone.
  • Gilda: (Her feathers lit up)... Me too. Somehow. Well, we don't have time to roll your joke carriage there. GRAMPS?! LOOK AFTER THIS PIECE OF S*** WHILE WE'RE GONE!
  • Trixie: (As they flew away) IT'S NOT A PIECE OF S***, IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM!! (They flew)
  • Gruff: I AIN'T DOIN THIS FOR FREE- (Gilda tossed a large gold nugget into his beak) AAHAHAHAHAAKK!! (He fell)... Ow! Okay, I really need to stop justifying this kinda treatment.

Twilight's Castle

  • Trixie: Uhh... Why is it sending me to the Wonderbolt HQ... And Gilda, somehow?
  • Twilight: Seems like, as the only Lodgers available on such short notice while SpongeBob's group is in Bikini Bottom and the others are dealing with Dark Dragon...
  • Rarity: For the first time since my lawsuit on Suri, and THAT WAS BLOOMING YEARS AGO!!
  • Pinkie: "So we're not counting the team-ups and cameos?"
  • Twilight:... It seems fair that it'd send Rainbow's griffin Lodger friend to deal with it... Wish I can understand why it picked Trixie other than association. (Trixie had a frustrated expression)...
  • Trixie: "Hardy har-har, Sparkle. It makes me feel like if you were serious about forgiving me or not."
  • Twilight: "Alchourse I did, blame the writers for THAT episode making me relapse on it, not me?!"
  • Gilda: Ahem! We already have bronies calling out that episode's logic, we don't need to do it here! Let's focus on the current thing. And speaking of that, why the hell didn't it bring her BIGGER friends to help her, since, ya know, you guys are tighter than me and Rainbow were? Seems to me like it's now PURPOSELY leaving you out of greater adventures.
  • Twilight: Probably figured you guys needed your reevaluation here more than us.
  • Pinkie: "It's also because, we would've been too obvious."
  • Rarity: "And perhaps less equipped to deal with criminalistic griffins."
  • Gilda:... Eh, that makes sense.
  • Twilight: So, yeah, it's leaving us out because you guys relying on US would kinda defeat the purpose.
  • Trixie: And not like it's your kind of leisure. Wonderbolt stuff isn't exactly YOUR bread and butter, Sparkle.
  • Twilight: Haha, mock that little bit again.
  • Fluttershy: Are you sure you both can do this yourselves?
  • Gilda: Well, we gotta reevaluate somehow, so best not to look a gift horse in the mouth. No offense.
  • Rarity: None taken.
  • Trixie: "Say no more, for once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie shall save the day again!"
  • Gilda: You said 'again' twice.
  • Trixie: I know, because this requires another 'again' after the other, since we're reevaluating.
  • Gilda: "... Well, regardless, yeah, we have to act as Lodgers again, albeit through me dealing with Dash and/or beating up any Griffin Mafia goons."
  • Trixie: "Oh don't get me wrong, Griffin. That little time with the changelings allowed Trixie to be useful in a passive-aggressive way. (Uses smoke bombs to disappear and reappear in other parts of the room)."
  • Gilda: PSSH! WEAK! You can ALREADY teleport magically, why waste bits on cheap smoke bombs?
  • Trixie: HEY, I GOTTA CONSERVE MANA WE MIGHT NEED TO KICK ASS SOMEHOW!!
  • Gilda: Yeesh, okay, you didn't have to shout like a griffin with a hairball. Let's just fly. (They did that as Gilda held Trixie the way there) I just hope it's not the laughable type of mission. If I hear ANOTHER villain with a stereotype's Sillynamia naming scheme, I'm going to tear out my own gizzard and shove it back up my throat again.
  • Trixie: Relax, I'm sure there's nothing laughable in this-

Later...

  • Gilda: You... Actually... Let them get' away... BECAUSE OF THAT?!
  • Trixie:...
  • Gilda:... Not that I'm mocking you when I do this, but... (She laughed hysterically) WOW! RD, that's PRETTY unprofessional, even by YOUR standards. And YES, that includes when you gave away your position to Tempest with that Rainboom of yours!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, sure, RUB IT IN! That's the kind of attitude that cost us our friendship. I mean, if THAT could get to me, imagine what else they could do! They practically KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT ME! They're a danger to not just the Wonderbolts, but to me and my friends! They'll know HOW to get to me. How to torture me mentally.
  • Gilda:... Yeeeah, now that you mention it, that's a more logical reason why you'd find this serious. I'm sure terrorizing a friendship is some kind of sin to you ponies....
  • Trixie: "Though what has me most curious it, what drove that Griffin Mafia into doing this to begin with?"
  • Gilda: "I'm guessing they found out that the Wonderbolts had weather-based weaponry in storage and wanted in on that."
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, Spitfire said that they've wanted it for a while.
  • Gilda:... Then... WHY NOW?!? And why come after YOU specifically? They KNOW you're the technical Princess of Loyalty, so, you'd be more a detriment to them if they were to mess with you. They'd KNOW you'd go ape-s*** on them, so why risk their own necks for this entire operation?
  • Trixie: Yeeeaaaaah, surely they wouldn't f*** themselves a new one doing this to you, unless they were... Well... Saving it for a special occasion.
  • Rainbow Dash: Meh, who knows? But if they want some ape-s****ing, then I'll GIVE em some ape-s******g. You can mess with my friends AND my family, but NOT my public image.... Okay, scratch that, you don't mess with ALL of them.
  • Gilda: "Yeah, good backpeddle there, Dash. Now let's- (Rainbow Dash zoomed off)...... Well, that was quick."
  • A familier voice was heard screaming in pain!
  • Gilda: "..... That's also quick."

Elsewhere.

  • Rainbow Dash was seen painfully pinning Umbrous into the ground!
  • Rainbow Dash: "TELL ME WHERE THE GRIFFIN MAFIA HQ IS?!"
  • Umbrous: "Ugh, ugh, I won't go into specifics, but you can try your luck with the roughest part of the land of Griffia!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "BE MORE SPECIFIC?!"
  • Umbrous: "MAKE ME-...... Wait, why am I saying tha- (Rainbow Dash breaks his wings to irreversible ways) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! AT THE HEART OF THE CURSED GOLDEN FOREST OF GREED WHERE LESS WILL-POWERED GRIFFINS BECOME OBSESSED WITH THE GOLDEN REDWOODS?! THERE'S A BASE WHERE GROUSE IS RESIDING?! THE RAZORS ARE ALREADY THERE BY NOW?! BUT JOKES ON YOU, THEY'RE GONNA PREPARE FOR YOU IN ADVANCE AND-"
  • Rainbow Dash began to painfully twist Umbrous' other limbs in painful ways as he screams!
  • Rainbow Dash: "WELL BOTH YOU AND YOUR BOSS ARE NOT GONNA REGRET?!"
  • After awhile, Rainbow Dash was done and zoomed off, leaving Umbrous in utter pain!
  • Umbrous: "OWWWW?! HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE I WAS?! I KNOW HER EYESIGHT'S GOOD, BUT HOW DID SHE KNOW?!"
  • Gilda: "(Shows up with Trixie) To be fair, Ponyville isn't exactly Griffinstone, and you do look shady, so there!"
  • Umbrous: UGH! HOW OP ARE THESE PONIES?!? WHY DID THE STORM KING MAKE THEM LOOK SO EASY TO CONQUER?!? WHAT, WAS HE JUST LUCKY THIS ENTIRE TIME?!
  • Trixie: F*** you, that's how. (They flew off after Rainbow Dash, but not before Gilda snags Umbrous' walkie talkie and breaks it)....
  • Umbrous: "..... If my injuries weren't already gonna cost me a career, the disaster to follow sure will."

Chapter 5: Rainbow Dash's Payback Rage

Spitfire's Office

  • Soarin: (He and some other two Wonderbolts came into Spitfire's office) COMMANDER SPITFIRE!!
  • Spitfire: (As she spilled hot coffee all over her lap as she screamed)
  • Soarin: OH, S***!!! I am SO sorry, Commander Spitfire!
  • Spitfire:... (Takes deep breath getting used to the pain)... You'd BETTER have a way to make me forget about THIS, soldier!
  • Soarin: Rainbow Dash, Gilda, and Trixie are all on their way to the Griffin Mafia HQ!
  • Spitfire:... She found it?!
  • Fleetfoot: SHE FOUND IT?!?
  • Spitfire: AT LAST! THIS IS THE TIME WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! She could use our help. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET THE OTHERS READY UNTIL I CAN GET MYSELF READY!!!
  • Rapidfire: Are you sure, Commander? This could be dangerous and the Razor Feathers could be waiting for us with the weather-
  • Spitfire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!
  • Soarin: YAAHH!! (On communicator) ALL UNITS!! CRASH HAS FOUND THE GRIFFIN MAFIA LOCATION!! WE'RE GOING TO GET THOSE PLANS BACK FOR GOOD, SO EVERYPONY GETS GEARED UP!!! (They all did that as this played)
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Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

Griffin Mafia HQ.

  • The Razors were seen chillaxing on the outside of the base.
  • Ronan: "Well team, I would call this a rousing success worthy of Golden Back Spider beer."
  • Thigana: Yes, but, we MUST-
  • Ronan: Follow Grouse's advice to keep an eye out for an angry gay-haired pony, I know. We've seen how she fights. Especially since we're STILL treating Peregrine, Redwing, and Selena for their broken, de-feathered or dismembered wings.
  • Thigana: Look, captain, I'm glad to have at least ONE party on this, but, we still need to wait until the threat is COMPLETELY eliminated BEFORE we take a breather. It's only right to avoid this biting us in the asses.
  • Ronan: "I get that, but would you relax enough so that it doesn't look like you're being paranoid? That flying gay pride parade is SO humiliated, she's likely has lost her flying spirit! And besides, we have Umbrous watching her, so the odds of her surprising us are slim to no-"
  • ???: Wassup, griffin bitches?! (The Razor Feathers see Rainbow Dash, Trixie, and Gilda behind them)
  • Rainbow: No offense, Gilda.
  • Gilda: None taken. These guys aren't exactly exemplary of the best in Griffins.
  • Ronan: ".... Ooookay, at least she was polite enough to not instantly pounce into me before I can complete a sent- (Rainbow Dash did that) D'OOOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Ramus: ".... STAYING OUT OF THIS?! (Flew off to hide)!"
  • Diver: "Same! (Follows Ramus)!"
  • Thigana: "Ugh, not like you two would've been much help anyway?! Tandy, Mahogany, Hornos, ON ME?!" (They fought the three, with Thigana taking RD, while Trixie had Tandy and Gilda had Mahogany)
  • Hornos: "..... Well I got gipped! (Rainbow Suddenly throw Ronan at him, knocking both out) D'OH?!"
  • Mahogany: Well well, if it isn't the 'friendship embassy' of Griffins! What a waste of a griffin.
  • Gilda: Maybe it's not the most prideful thing for a Griffin in your eyes, but honestly, I could've done worse. I could be a waste-of-space criminal like you! (They equally beat each other up)
  • Trixie: What're you going to do, huh, you dumb hen?
  • Tandy: HEN?!? WHY YOU LITTLE MULE!!!
  • Trixie: MULE?!? WHY YOU LITTLE HEN!!! (She charged in horn-first as Tandy dodged)
  • Tandy: WHOA, WATCH THAT DAMN HORN!!!
  • Trixie: I can't. It's not in my line of sight.
  • Tandy: YOU KNOW WHAT I BLOODY MEAN!! (She attacked her as Trixie was able to use her cape to blind her and she thus magically blasted her and jabbed her) OW! OW! STOP IT, OW!!!
  • Thigana and Rainbow Dash were fighting!
  • Thigana: "Umbrous must've been REALLY off his game for you to surprise us so easily!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Honestly, it didn't helped that outside of Gilda, he was pretty much the only griffin findable in PONYVILLE and that he looked shady!"
  • Thigana: "Like I said, Umbrous was WAAAY off his game?! Not that I mind. At least I get to have my own shot at you, Rainbow Crash!" (Rainbow Dash took her tail and shoved it up her beak) AHHK!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: LET'S MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR! NOPONY OR NOCREATURE CALLS ME THAT, EXCEPT THE PONIES WHO STARTED IT, I love to give them a sense of false satisfaction and make them look like asses in front of people, AND THE WONDERBOLTS! AND YET, YOU ALL?!? YOU DAMAGED MY SOCIAL LIFE, SO NOW, I'LL DAMAGE YOUR LIVES! But not in a villainous way.
  • Thigana: (She got her tail out of her beak) AHUAH!! YOU GOT SOME NERVE! (She attacked again, but still got nowhere closer!) You're not the ONLY one who fights with the raw power of rage. Me and Ronan have it all perfected.
  • Rainbow Dash: Hehe. I can see why so many creatures say you two have a thing going on.
  • Thigana:... SHUT UP!
  • Rainbow Dash: HAH! YOU ADMIT IT!
  • Thigana: I ADMIT NOTHING! (She continued fighting her and grabbed her by the neck) Think of our relation all you like, but you're NEVER going near Ronan-
  • Rainbow Dash: "But he's already knocked out!"
  • Thigana: ".... Oh. WELL YOU'RE STILL FUCKED?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: AHHKKK!!! (She bit her talon as she Tom screamed and Rainbow Dash just charged her into a wall)...
  • Thigana:... (Roared the most horrid roar they ever heard) NOW I'M MAD!!! (She got Cruella DeVil's crazy red car-chase eyes and started to fight Rainbow Dash harder)
  • Rainbow Dash: GAAHAHA!! NOW I SEE WHY SOME OF YOUR CREW ARE SCARED PISSLESS OF YOU!!
  • Thigana: "AND SOON, SO WILL YOU, RAINBOW CRASH- (The utterance of the nickname made Rainbow so much more angerior that she got red eyes and roared a T-Rex Roar at him)...... (No longer in rage mode) Annnnnnnnnd I know realize this using the nickname thing against you thing was a mistak- (Rainbow Dash started to beat Thiganag hard so aggressively that it severely destroyed every bone in other body, causing Trixie, Gilda, and Mahogany and Tandy to stop fight and saw what was unfolding)!"
  • Gilda: "..... I think Dash has this covered."
  • Trixie: "Agreed."
  • Mahogany: "(Afraid) Please don't leave us with her!"
  • Suddenly, after Thigana was left to be an ailing pulp, Mahogany and Tandy were grabbed by Rainbow Dash as they Sr Pelo screamed as they got grabbed off and beaten up as well!
  • Trixie: "...... Well..... This episode is wrapping up quicker then expected."
  • Gilda: "I'm guessing it's because they're trying to get to the big Dark Dragon event episode."
  • Trixie: "Fair enough."

Inside the HQ

  • Boss Grouse held the plans for the hurricane proudly as a dark looking communicator turned on, and reveal the Architect and Titan on screen, who both look annoyed.
  • Titan: "This betta be good, Grouse. We was in the middle of something impourent."
  • Boss Grouse: "Oh no need to be modest, bosses. Do I have done something for you? I have required the very thing you asked for."
  • Architect: "What?"
  • Titan: "I don't recall anything like tha-"
  • Boss Grouse: "No need to play innocent, there's no wires. Your request of securing the Hurricane Plans and demoralizing one of the Wonderbolts, I.E., Rainbow Crash, was a complete success! We ruined a new Wonderbolt's legacy and tarnished her reputation, and we get the ultimate weather weapon?! Isn't that great!?"
  • Titan/Architect: "YOU DID WHAT?!"
  • Boss Grouse was surprised to see that his masters stared at him with anger and disappointment!
  • Boss Grouse: ".... But, but sirs! I, I did everything you asked me."
  • Titan: "WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU RECKLESS RENEGADE?! WE HAVEN'T CONTACTED YOU SINCE THE TYRANNY MESS?!"
  • Boss Grouse: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b, You guys were in my lair, and asked me to-"
  • Architect: "WE WERE NEVER ANYWHERE NEAR EQUESTRIA, YOU IMBECILE?!"
  • Boss Grouse: "But I saw you two! With my own eyes! I, I, I thought that you were interested in the Wonderbolt's secrets?!"
  • Titan: "You seriously thought we would care about the secrets of some ineffective heroes at best, over-rated fools at worse? I don't even care if you secured the secret of the meaning of life from those hacks, WE, ARE NOT, INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEIR SECRETS?!"
  • Architect: "On top of that, you committed an unauthorized act of evil without our permission."
  • Boss Grouse: "BUT YOU DID GAVE ME PERMISSION?! I, I SAW YOU TWO MYSELF! I-"
  • Titan: "DID IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT MAYBE YOU WERE HALLUSIONATING OR TRICKED, YOU EMBARRASSMENT TO THE MAFIA ALLIANCE?!"
  • Boss Grouse: "....... But..... But..... My eyes never lie."
  • Architect: ".... But they CAN be' mislead."
  • Titan: "HENCE WHY THE COPS NEVER CONSIDER EYEWITNESSES 100% RELIABLE IN IMPOURENT CASES?! FOR WASTING OUR TIME AND ENDANGERING THE ALLIANCE WITH YOUR RECKLESSNESS AND INCOMPIDENT LIES, YOU AND THE GRIFFIN MAFIA ARE BOOTED OFF THE MAFIA ALLIANCE, AND ARE CONDEMNED TO SUFFER YOUR COMMUPPENECE?! Which, since it's Rainbow Dash, one of the most hard-core and deadliest of the main 6-7, ISN'T GONNA BE PRETTY!? I mean, she was strong enough to render a Purple Dragon unconjustus?! AND IT WAS SPYRO NO LESS, WHO HIS KIND ARE FAMED FOR SKULLS THAT CAN BREAK VIRTUALLY ANY METAL AND ANY HARD SURFACE?! YOU SERIOUSLY WANTED TO FUCK WITH THAT?!"
  • Boss Grouse made a shocked and scared face as he started to sweat. The same proud griffin is quickly replaced by a nervous wreck!
  • Architect: "...... (Starts pondering abit.)"
  • Titan: "..... That's what I thought. Consider your ass grass, Grouse, for your, "Grouse", is cooked!"
  • Titan laughed maniacally as he and Architect vanished from the screen.
  • Boss Grouse: "...... Ohhh, s**********t.... B-B-B-But... If that wasn't those two... Then who was-"
  • Screams are heard as the Razor Feathers crashed into the room, all but Remus and Diver who are absent, are beaten to pulps.
  • Ranon: "..... In hindsight boss..... Maybe f*****g with the same pony who can knock a purple dragon out cold..... Wasn't the best ever strategy or idea."
  • Rainbow Dash zoomed in and break through the wall, snorting like a raging beast! She takes a menacing look to the now cowardly Razor Feathers, who screamed like little girls (The males ironically more so), and ran away like the true cowards they are, as they ran pass Remus and Diver who were concerningly watching the event about to unfold.
  • Rainbow Dash stares back at a cowering Grouse!
  • Grouse: "..... Okay, okay, okay! Listen Miss Dash. If it's any consolation, turns out.... I, may've been tricked into believing that my superiors want the plans for a hurricane by likely very talented imposters! I am officially booted out of Mafia Alliance membership and Griffin Mafia was made to look like a joke to them! It's gonna take me weeks to rebuild their trust! I promise you, if I had known better and instead went my superiors instead about this, I would've known that I was being duped and, none of this would've occurred. You gotta believe me, The Griffin Mafia are victims too, of some terrible scam! Look, how's about, I surrender the plans, you leave me unharmed, you go back to Spitfire, and, and we'll never cross eachother's paths again! Please, I'm just as ruined as you are now, I-..... Oh why did I just say that?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... My life, was ruined, BECAUSE YOU GOT PUNKED BY SOMEONE?!"
  • Boss Grouse: "Look, it was nothing personal, just business! Also, it was mainly Ronan's doing?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "YOU OKAYED HIM AND THE OTHER RAZOR FEATHERS TO RUIN MY LIFE?!"
  • Boss Grouse: "Again, please, I didn't know any better! I'll be sure Ronan gets plucked for doing this to you, along with being a scared chicken s***! Just, please, spare me of your wrath, and (Sticks the plans at her face) take the plans back! What good is it to me anymore now that it turns out that my bosses don't even care about the Wonderbolts?!"
  • Rainbow Dash yanks it away....
  • Rainbow Dash puts the plans in the bag....
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... And now for the REAL reason I'm here."
  • Boss Grouse panicked!
  • Boss Grouse: "No! NO?! PLEASE NO?! I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry! No?! STAY BACK?!"
  • Rainbow Dash pounced onto Grouse and stomped on his wings hard enough to permanently cripple him!
  • Grouse roared in pain!
  • Boss Grouse: "NO?! NO PLEASE?! I'M SORRY?! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU?! MONEY, POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT, I'LL SILENCE THE PONIES WHO KEPT TRASH TALKING YOU?! I'LL EVEN ARRANGE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE FINEST DARK SORCERERS IN EQUESTRIA IN MAKING YOU AN ALICORN?! JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME?!"
  • Rainbow Dash started to repeatedly punch Grouse in the face to the point that his lost an eye and has a permanently dented beak!
  • Rainbow Dash lifts Grouse up and takes him to the Boar Troll pit.
  • Boss Grouse: "No?! NO?! PLEASE STOP?! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS?! I'M JUST A GRIFFIN THAT JUST WANTED TO BE KING?! THAT'S WHAT ALL OF THIS WAS ABOUT?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Well it ended up being for BUCKING nothing?!"
  • Rainbow Dash tossed Grouse right into the pit with waiting Boar Trolls snarling in hunger!
  • Grouse screams as he falls in slow-motion, incapable of flight and doomed to be attacked by his own Boar Trolls!
  • Rainbow Dash stared intensely as sounds of boar and pig sounds were heard as Grouse's screams to sounds of flesh ripping apart. The camera pans away as Rainbow Dash turns around and gives an evil-eqsed grin, satisfied that justice was served.

Later...

  • The Griffin Mafia Members and the Razor Feathers were seen flying away like cowards after what had occurred. But Ramus and Diver appear to have intentionally stayed behind.
  • Ramus: "..... Dive..... Let's just turn ourselves in."
  • Diver: "Good idea, I don't want to be with the Griffin Mafia anymore with someone like THAT Rainbow Dash around!"
  • Gilda: "(Trixie held Raindow down with magic) Well be glad we're already calming Rainbow down after she unwarrantedly killed off Grouse. Oh, WOW, let's hope THIS murder is okayed by everycreature. That, was, animalistic, even by griffin standards."
  • Diver: "Well, fair's fair, we, never matched the Griffin Mafia's work ethic anyway, so, not like the other Razors would care much about us leaving anyway."
  • Gilda: "Well what were you doing with those guys anyway?"
  • Ramus: "..... Ronan, was a bitter griffin fan of the Wonderbolts and wanted the Razors to be like them. But, because Celestia and the Wonderbolts weren't crazy for uh, Ronan's choice in members, you know the ones, well, we just didn't got accepted. I mean, I personally don't hold it against them, I don't know what Ronan sees in those others, I am, I do get implications that Thigana and Ronan had a thing, but you got me confused with the others."
  • Gilda: "Well how is it that you two aren't as bad as the other ones?"
  • Diver: "Ehhh, guess I was lucky to just have the common sense to even HAVE a sense of ethics."
  • Ramus: "Well, it's because...... I, have abit of a thing with Spitfire, and- PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND?!"
  • Trixie: "Well I'm sure it's something Rainbow Dash would know."
  • Gilda: "Well actually, whenever Dash talked to me about Wonderbolt stuff, she never brought up any dating status, so, I think you still have a slimmer of chance, mac. Just the matter of having a criminal record. I think that might be a turn off to her."
  • Ramus: "(Dejected) Ohhhh, figures as much. But, I'm at least glad to finally put this behind me."
  • ???: CRASH! (Spitifre and the other Wonderbolts arrived)
  • Soarin: WE HEARD ABOUT YOUR PLAN AND WE CAME TO-... See that... You did it already.
  • Trixie: Yeah, and Rainbow totally WASTED Grouse's feathered ass.
  • Rainbow Dash: DUDETTE!!!! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF TACT?!
  • Trixie: Shen says tact is overrated.
  • Rainbow Dash: THAT COMING FROM A PEACOCK WITH ANGER ISSUES!!!
  • Trixie:... Ohhhhhh.
  • Spitfire: Well, like it matters. Creatures would've wanted him dead anyway. Especially the griffins because the GM was making them look more greedy than with the Goldstone incident.
  • Diver: Well, since you're here, just cuff us and turn us in! We had to watch a LOT of garbage today.
  • Spitfire:... Well, at least our arrival wasn't ENTIRELY pointless. (They did that) Hey Ramus, sorry it has to end like this.
  • Ramus: "Don't worry about me. I'll use time in the stoney lonesome as a chance to repent and make myself better from this. Then, maybe after I work off my debt to society, I, want to ask, if it's not too much trouble, um, after I get the negative association off, would you, care to, go out and see a movie sometime?"
  • Fleetfoot: "We have movies here?"
  • (Deadpool): "Yes, as demonstrated from One Bad Apple, a season 3 episode."
  • Spitfire: "..... Ram, ya need to keep in mind that my family has a strict no dating convicts policy, even repenting ones. (Ramus sighed dejectedly)..... Buuuuuut.... Cause you didn't asked to be where you were in, I'll, see if I can arrange an exception to that rule."
  • Ramus: "..... (Sighs bittersweetly), It's, something to look forward too, at least. And, I'm sorry about Rainbow Dash, that was Grouse's idea and Ronan was the one to approve of it, me and Diver were pretty much the ones not crazy for the idea, and-"
  • Rainbow Dash: (After finally losing the rabidness) Though... He said that his superiors were being impersonated into doing what they did to me.
  • Soarin: Wait, what?
  • Spitfire:... Then... If they didn't tell him to do it... Who did?

Earlier before Grouse's downfall...

  • Griffin #1:... Sir! It seems that your brother has ended up in a crazy situation.
  • ???: How unsurprising. He pissed off the greatest rookie in the Wonderbolts. Any Anti-Brony or MLP critic and/or those who think she's a homosexual could've done the same with mere words, but he had to go a step beyond and commit an act worthy of mean college students.
  • Griffin #1: Well, I shall get some forces to intercept-
  • ???: No! Let him die!
  • Griffin: But... Why?
  • ???: Because if he's going to whine to our father's grave for control over all of Equestria like a spoiled little brat, then he's already accepted the responsibility of dealing with any Wonderbolt in the Force and Reserves that dares get in his way as if he thinks he knows better than me. If something DID come back to bite him, that's his fault.
  • Griffin: "But.... What about the Griffin Mafia? I, can respect you never gotten along with him, nor agree to his beliefs, but, without him, you cannot deny that the Griffin Mafia will suffer disbansion without his leadership."
  • ???: Then somebody pick-up the phone.
  • Griffin: What? Why?
  • ???: (Reveals himself as a griffin similar to Grouse) Because I f****** called it!

Epilogue

School of Friendship

  • Rainbow Dash: (She, Gilda, and Trixie came back) Wow! That was quick!
  • Gilda: TELL me about it. A short episode.
  • Rainbow Dash: Look, I'm just glad I survived the wrath of the Griffin Mafia. I just hope I never have to run into the Sunbeams after this ordeal.
  • Trixie: "Why ever so much that?"
  • Rainbow: For all we know, the Sunbeams could be connected to a Hippogriff mafia and have bad blood against the Wonderbolts and-
  • Gilda: Rainbow, I'm pretty sure that won't happen. You did inspire them to stand up to the Storm King, after all.
  • Rainbow: Oh yeah. But still, can't be too careful.
  • Trixie: "Besides, PURE Hippogriffs are not like that. Though the IMPURE Hippogriffs, that's a different case. Though it's surprising they don't have a race-based mafia."
  • Gilda: "I'm guessing inventing Cutie Mark Communisum's bad enough as it is."
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh HELL yes... AND the controversy in regards to Twilight's little stunt trying to steal the Pearl... Even if MY little incident with the Rainboom before that was the third strike that caused that incident.
  • Silverstream: Can we NOT be reminded of that? I can confidently tell you that the Sunbeams are NOTHING like the Razor Feathers.
  • Rainbow Dash: AWOH, THANK ALICORNS!!
  • Silverstream: Though anything can happen. And when it does, I'm sure it's nothing you guys can't handle.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Eh, better than s***... That means nothing, by the way.
  • Gilda:... Well, if we're all done with this quickly-wrapped-up-episode, I think we should check and see how the other Lodgers are faring with Dark Dragon.
  • Trixie: "Though it is likely they're in another pickle.... Again."

American Dragon World.

  • The Lougers are now seen held down with the Long Family....
  • Jake Long: "..... Take no offense to this' guys, but, not exactly the best rescuers ever."
  • Lord Shen: "BLAME SAM AND MAX TALKING ABOUT A FUTURE VR GAME FOR IT?! And Alex helped nary with bringing up a STREAMING SHOW?!"
  • Alex: "Hey, it was bound to happen even if we kept quiet, cause, alot of our enemies are starting to get us anyway!"
  • Lord Shen: "Hence the REVALUATING WWE ARE DOING NOW?!"
  • Jake Long: "..... Oy. I hope Fu Dog's doing okay."
  • Icky: Yeah, if he's not screwing around with the Jungle Crew, that is. But hey, at least we'll finally wrap up the latest Lodge Comic with this episode finishing up, helped that it was surprisingly shorter compared to the Spongebob one. MAN that took forever!
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) May Yinglong or some other dragon god of this world help us all... Or at least make it that I don't die because of a bunch of morons!
  • (Deadpool): Oh, by the way, did I mention that Lord Shen may be the villain of an episode similar to the previous one, except he gets trapped in a van full of--
  • Lord Shen: "SHUT UP, THIS WON'T BE INCLUDED IN THE COMIC, END THE EPISODE NOW?!

FIN.

  • (Deadpool): Okay, maybe next time... if there IS a next time.
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