Rainbow's First Mission

Rainbow's First Mission is the 33rd Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Rainbow Dash, after finally becoming a Wonderbolt and not going so well in the first impression, is finally going to start her first mission. And this particular one happens to involve the Griffin Mafia, who sent their best fliers, the Razor Feathers, to protect it's operation. It appears that there is an illegal weather-altering operation that's going to cause an unauthorized hurricane so that Boss Grouse can find a way to get to a highly-secure secret within a Wonderbolt fort as a means for helping the Razor Feathers get revenge on the Wonderbolts themselves. And Rainbow Dash' nickname as 'Rainbow Crash' seems to catch up with her and spread like Wildfire as Grouse intends to weaken her spirit by not just having Captain Ronan beat her since she had yet to train and fight actual griffins, let alone with violent teamwork like the Razor Feathers, but to weaken her legacy with something as seemingly-damaging as a rotten nickname, as she confines to Spitfire that maybe a tradition was harmful, and she agreed because it's revealed that Rainbow Dash was the second Wonderbolt to be blackmailed through the nickname, as Spitfire was the first as a friend of hers betrayed her through the name and almost ruined her life and nearly got her kicked out as payback for 'betraying' her for turning her in for a harmful act for her as she was just doing her job, and it nearly caused her to do it herself, which was what caused her to declare the tradition private, though she tries to convince her to not let it get to her and not make the same mistake she did, Rainbow Dash takes the day off to ponder the situation. Luckily, the Lodgers were there to assist since they came to congratulate her on one of her-many anniversaries of her recruitment. With the Razor Feathers proving to be much stronger than Spitfire and the others due to years of physical and rigorous training, which even surpassed the records of that of Rainbow Dash, how will our heroes stop the Griffin Mafia from getting that sensitive information with this hurricane so that this info can be taken to their anonymous masters? But more importantly, would Grouse's crude and rude plans ultimately end up working against him when even though Dash is demoralized, in the end the insult will only end up making her even more dangerious to him and cause her to flat out go berserk and potaintionally be the violent end of the Griffin Mafia?

Transcript

Wonderbolt - dBPony (feat. Prince Whateverer)

Intro Theme (Wonderbolt- dBPony (feat. Prince Whateverer))

Chapter 1: Rainbow Dash the Wonderbolt

Back at the time of "Newbie Dash" first airing.

• Rainbow Dash: (She's looking at herself in the mirror as she wears her Wonderbolt uniform) I... I just can't believe it! After all these years, I'm finally a Wonderbolt! I can't wait for my first mission!

Around the events of after the Events of Real Tests with Unreal Problems.

• Rainbow Dash: "(Looking at the newspaper where the Wonderbolts had resolved the Gargoyle issue).... Ugh, not an official first mission."

A Montage of missed opportunities in following Equestria adventures later.

• Rainbow Dash: "Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhh! Alot of those adventures end up being more like Elements of Harmony/Louger Adventures then proper Wonderbolt missions! I-..... Get it together Rainbow, I'm sure something will come up, eventually."

Now in the present.

• Rainbow Dash was seen laying on the desk in a School of Friendship school as she sighed depressedly.....
• Gallus: "...... Uh, you okay, Professor Egghead?"
• Rainbow Dash: ".... You all can have recess now, I want to sulk about my dream, not being what I was hoping for."
• Fluttershy: "(Comes in) (At Gallus) She's, alittle depressed of not getting a proper Wonderbolt mission."
• Silverstream: "Wonderbolts? Are they like, Bolts of Lighting that are wonderful?.... Ugh, really tapped into my canon portrayal of being abit of a dunce there. AHEM! But seriously, the Wonderbolts?"
• Rainbow Dash: "(Spontantiously gets active) WHO'RE THE WODNERBOLTS?! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF THE WON-"
• Gaster: "Isolated society cause of goat-yeti."
• Rainbow Dash: ".... Oh. (Gets abit better) Well I don't mind teaching you guys about the Wonderbolts-"
• Smolder: "Well that's fine, CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DO?!"
• Rainbow Dash realizes this and saw the chalkboard was about Wonderbolt stuff.....
• Quartz: "..... Do we, need to talk to Twilight about your funk?"
• Rainbow Dash: "Uh, don't worry about that, I'll, do something about that myself! Now, turn your Wonderbolt Manuals to uh-..... Which page were we on?"
• Gallus: "(Deadpaned and annoyed) We didn't, even, started yet!"
• Rainbow Dash: "..... (Quietly to Fluttershy) Did I really have THAT bad of a funk?"
• Fluttershy: "I'm surprised you're even out of your house."
• Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Well, I did things there too! I was a little... Iffy on our G4.5 show and how... Different we were.
• Fluttershy: Oh, I saw that too. It was weird. I could change my size for some reason and I seem... A little less, me.
• Pinkie: (Popped out spooking the two) OH, AND YEAH, APPLEJACK TOTALLY STOLE MY THING! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOURTH-WALL BREAKER HERE!
• Rainbow Dash: Uh, no offense, Pinkie, but, we can all do that now, espeically when SAF is concerned. Also, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!
• Pinkie: Oh, I just got finished with bringing the Lodgers in SpongeBob's world back to Bikini Bottom. How 'bout you?
• Rainbow Dash: Oh, just about to teach these students about the Wonderbolts.
• Gallus: If you ask me, these guys look tame compared to the Razor Feathers.
• Rainbow Dash: Ehh, probably because of griffins having more musculature for flying and fighting and- Wait, what the heck are the Razor Feathers?
• Gallus:... You all really haven't gotten out of Equestria much lately, have you?
• Rainbow Dash: Nope. Not since we beat Ti-
• Pinkie: Uh, RD, that hasn't happened yet. We still hadn't caught up to Season 9, this is STILL supposed to be in the Season 8 era of things.
• Rainbow Dash: Wait, seriously? (A neuralyzer flashed them all)
• Fluttershy:... What just happened?
• Rainbow Dash:... Ahem. Anywho... Let's learn about the Wonderbolts. Oh, and uh, Gallus, since you brought these 'Razor Feathers' up, I'd like you to educate US about them after this.
• Gallus: Oy! I just HAD to bring them up, didn't I?
• Silverstream: You ask me, both look like they were the parents of the Sunbeams.
• Rainbow Dash:... Seriously? Wow. I suppose the Wonderbolts had more outside influence than I thought. Okay, looks like you volunteered to teach us about THEM.
• Silverstream: REALLY?!? Oh, boy!
• Yona: Really? That's not frustrating to you?
• Silverstream: Are you kidding? We GOTTA give a BIT of knowledge, right, Gallus?
• Gallus: Yeahyeahyeah, to spread friendship, let's all remember why I'M here. It's nearly the end of 2020, and yet-
• Cozy Glow: Yeah yeah, that Goldstone controversy is still around. You always complained about that, it gets old after awhile.
• Ocellus: Ahem, the lesson? What exactly are the Wonderbolts, to those of us who don't know?
• Polarity: Yeah, I'm sure people here want that knowledge.
• Rhabdom: Please don't speak for us, Polie.
• Rainbow Dash: Well, allow me to shed a lot of light...

French Narrator: One Class Later...

• Rainbow Dash: And that's how they became the legend they are today.
• Clyde: Pbbt, we could've just watched the Wonderbolts History Movie.
• Rainbow Dash:... You, DO know that movie is partially fictional, right?
• Clyde: No, I haven't been in this school that long. ADUUUH! But seriously, that film would've gotten our attention better than just the history stuff. Why else would people gravitate to Jurassic Park more than your generic documentary that isn't "Walking with Dinosaurs"?
• Rainbow Dash:... (Sighs) What is the world going to do with you all?
• Shore: Oh, a lot of things, I'm sure.
• Quartz: Like what?
• Shore: I don't know, I can't see the future!
• Phoebe: Who the f*** can?
• Rainbow Dash: AHEM! Language! We're amongst kids here!
• Phoebe: Sorry, just, dragon culture got to my head. Not helping I'm a Griffin-Phoenix hybrid.
• Splash Wave: Meh, this series has said worse swears, am I right, Deadpool?
• (Deadpool): Wait, you can see me?
• Rainbow Dash: Alright, alright. Gallus? You're up. What exactly IS the Razor Feathers?
• Gallus:... (Deep breath)... Alright... (He took out a book as many of the group laughed)
• Phoebe: Wow, you had to take out a history book for this? You suck.
• Gallus: Hey, you're part-griffin, you should know how stubborn we are. Anyway... The Razor Feathers are a former taskforce that seemed to compete with the Wonderbolts, and nearly got them retired in favor of a new global taskforce until Princess Celestia and King Cedric decided the impact was too dangerous to fight. After the primary 10 griffins nearly took out the Wonderbolts, they were fired and banished from Griffonmainia, after over 30 years of service.
• Rainbow Dash:... Odd how that would've come up in my time with the Wonderbolts.
• Gallus: Well apparently that incident was classified to ponies not in the immediate group or those that only got into the position in recent terms. All the former prime members of the Razor Feathers and half of their former forces are just mercenaries now, but are seldom seen. And the 10 griffins, are nastier than the average griffin. Captain Ronan Raze is the ruthless leader who has a lot of blood spilled on his hands-... Riiight, children present. AHEM! That's to say, Ronan doesn't mess around. Thigana Plight is the impatient second-in-command which, people say had been smitten with Ronan, Ramus Prayer is the only moral member of the group who... Has a crush on Spitfire. (Rainbow had a comically shocked expression from that) I know, crazy, right, and he still does even when they were all fired thanks to her. Ahehem. Tandy Thunderbolt is their incredibly grumpy and mean archer. Peregrine Bedrock is the... Insane demolitions expert. Just, think of him like that Rico penguin in the Lodge, but a griffin, AND capable of flight no matter how much stuff he's got in his stomach, and you got a pretty good idea what he's like.
• Rainbow Dash: Never bothered to picture that image, and I didn't know why until now.
• Gallus: There's also Mahogany Branch, the mercenary of the group who would do anything to give the Razor Feathers a decent salary. Selena Hawkeye is the extremist of the team one who loves destruction more than even Peregrine. Redwing Omen is the most violent of the griffins and the one that got even Celestia worried about their existence, as his anger and violence know no bounds. Hornos Bill is... Well... The violent jokester of the team who likes to play around with his opponents. And finally, there's Diver Streak, the swimming griffin. Though he's also another moral member like Ramus, but... Thigana really scares him away from talking to Ronan about his concerns.
• Little Dipper: Wow. That sucks.
• Caster: "Sounds to me that those Griffins don't sound like the kind of folks that don't have the greatest synergy togather, how can guys like that work in a group?"
• Gallus: "You'd be surprised. And craziest thing, the answer is in here. Apparently they all grew up in military school, and were the closest to each other than anygriffin else. So, in a sense, they're like a family, and thus, they're pretty much all they got."
• Rainbow Dash: Well, if THAT'S not a family, I don't know what is.
• Fluttershy: Um... How sweet?... Now, what about the Sunbeams? Silverstream?
• Silverstream: Oh, gladly! (She stopped and softly nudged Gallus off) Ahem, the Sunbeams were Hippogriffinstone's answer to things going a little off the edge from the hippogriffs pushing aside their, um, less graceful days, which I rather not get into full details of, and one of their many experimental ways to just throw whatever sticks on the wall, and BY AERICOLOUS ALMIGHTY, did it stick well. A private taskforce of magical fliers that could do anything with the right aerial maneuver. We all know how pure hippogriffs tend to have a single type of magical ability thanks to the mana their souls harness, so, these hippogriffs are able to perform their magic abilities at an accelerated level thanks to their flight and, at least as everyhippogriff says, is the spirit of the flight of Aericolous, the Alicorn goddess of flight and aerial creatures.
• Rainbow Dash: Hmm. I suppose at this point, EVERYCREATURE's got their own Wonderbolts. Still a bit bummed about not getting my first mission, though.

Chapter 4: The Blackmail

Spitfire's Office

• Soarin: (He and some other two Wonderbolts came into Spitfire's office) COMMANDER SPITFIRE!!
• Spitfire: (As she spilled hot coffee all over her lap as she screamed)
• Soarin: OH, S***!!! I am SO sorry, Commander Spitfire!
• Spitfire:... (Takes deep breath getting used to the pain)... You'd BETTER have a way to make me forget about THIS, soldier!
• Soarin:... You... MAY wanna expect Rainbow Dash to come in with a bad temper.
• Spitfire:... And why is that?
• Fleetfoot: Well... Her nickname... MIGHT'VE been leaked.
• Spitfire:... Leaked?
• Soarin: Yeah, and many videos on YouTube apparently went viral of it. I could hear her screaming at home from the bunker.
• Spitfire:... (She got visions of her being oppressed by a certain name)... Oh, crap! YOU GUYS NEED TO HOLD HER BACK UNTIL I CAN GET MYSELF READY!!!
• Rapidfire: I don't think that's a good idea, Commander! Last time Rainbow had an anger problem, we ended up having our wings shoved in our-
• Spitfire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! (They fled off)

(Later...)

• Rainbow Dash: (She appeared in her office) SPITFIRE! May I have a word for you?
• Spitfire: Uh, uh, uh, Rainbow Dash!
• Soarin: I'm-I'm sorry, Commander! She overpowered us!
• Rapidfire: I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! SHE SHOVED MY WING UP MY-
• Spitfire: RAPIDFIRE, NOT HELPING!!
• Rainbow Dash: Care to explain THIS? (Shows her a video on her hoof-capable iPhone as a 'Rainbow Crash' video that went in a similar way to this, though through the same scene that earned the nickname, played, despite Misty Fly dancing to it until a glare got her to stop)

Hotel Transylvania 2 - Mavis gets mad

• Spitfire:... (Sighs)... Before you start-
• Rainbow Dash: I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WOULD BITE ME IN THE FLANK!!
• Spitfire: OKAY, SOLDIER, BEFORE, YOU, START-
• Rainbow Dash: LITERALLY, MY LIFE IS RUINED, SPITFIRE! AND FOR WHAT?! BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID NICKNAMING DEAL!
• Spitfire: WOULD YOU CARE FOR ME TO EXPLAIN?!?
• Rainbow Dash: Oh, yes, of course. I would love to know why this suddenly got leaked out. Now it's more common than it was in my childhood!!! EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT ME, EVEN THE RAINBOW DASH CLUB!!!
• Spitfire: Okay, Rainbow Dash, first off, please take some chill pills, and speak to your commanding officer professionally and dutifully, and second, know that this wasn't my fault! You KNOW that this was only a private thing for us, as we do it as a means of encouragement.
• Rainbow Dash: Yeah? Well... (Clears her throat)... Well, I need to ask, would you happen to explain?
• Spitfire:... Explain what, exactly?
• Rainbow Dash: You see, I couldn't help but think that, with all the names you and the others were called in the team, I'm not the only one to be publicly shamed by a name. Why would you feel so private about this whole thing? I mean, have you EVER been blackmailed like this before?
• Spitfire: (As she looked at her beat and bruised teammates)... (Sighs)... Only once.
• Rainbow Dash:... Just once?
• Spitfire: Yeah. Once.
• Rainbow Dash:... Just one little blackmail? How could that be enough to-
• Spitfire: It was me.
• Rainbow Dash: -ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! That's gotta sting like fire!
• Spitfire:... (Sighs) Before you look at me with disappointment for knowing how sensitive something like this was, please know that I didn't inform you of the true story because I felt I needed to wait. But... (Growls and punches her desk)... I swear, whoever found out about this, URRGGHH, this is just a way to cripple our griffin mission!
• Soarin: And it KINDA worked! *Crack* YAH!... Looks like we won't be going anywhere for a while. Ow!
• Spitfire: (Sighs)... Rainbow Dash, look, I know how it feels for a blackmail to threaten your place here. My nickname didn't come through just a mistake as simple as something even a KINDERGRATENER would last longer in. It was something... Far more personal. You see, in the day I was recruited thanks to the assistance of my father, I didn't enroll alone. I had a friend...

Flashback

• (Spitfire): (As she was seen in a younger appearance)... Back then, things were simple for me, and like you on your first day, I thought my life would go altius volantius from that point on. But... Let's just say my friend, or best friend as he used to be, Crackle Shock, was a little bit of a bruiser. Even when we enrolled, he seemed a little... TOO prepared for something. And as it turns out, he WAS doing something. You see, he was known to be a little... Envious. He wanted everything I had as an idol of my father, and hoped that he would see him as something as special as me, ironically considering he had my hair color, eye color, and even fell in love with me. But, when he ended up causing a near-fatal injury when trying to push himself to do the amazing things I could do... I had no choice but to let him be arrested and sent to a military prison for near-murder. He scolded me for 'betraying a friend', and when I said that not only was I not his friend anymore, but would NEVER be his girlfriend... That's when it happened!
• Crackle Shock: (In slo-mo)... S************TFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEE!!! (Spitfire was shocked at that word)...

Spitfire's Subconscious

• (Crackle Shock): (After Spitfire failed to fly as a child) HAH! Nice first flaps, Gritfire! (After she failed to pass a flight course in an embarrassing stunt) HAH! Nice soaring, Hitfire! (In a military art project) Nice, PAINTING, Pitfire! (At a prom where she showed a crazy hairstyle similar to her common one) Nice hair, Zitfire! (At a veteran's fair with her father as she had a hat too big for her) NICE HAT, S***FIRE!!! (Laughs)

Reality

• Spitfire: (As the laughter echoed)...
• Wonderbolt #1:... (The chldish recruit Wonderbolts couldn't help but laugh as Breathfire saw Spitfire distraught as the laughter echoed in her head)
• Spitfire: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!! (She cried and flew off)
• Breathfire: (He flied in) Way to go, guys!
• Crackle Shock: HAVE FUN WITH THAT, YOU BITCH!!! (He was taken away)
• (Spitfire): Yeah, he wasn't ALWAYS my best friend. He actually started out as a bully until he got more friendly. Maybe it was because of the whole crush thing, I don't know. But ever since, father couldn't get me out of my bunk for a whole month. Especially when the recruits started plastering the name everywhere, even vandalizing it in the bathroom.
• (Rainbow Dash): UGH! I HATE it when I see vandalism like that in bathrooms and such. Particularly the ones with the d-
• (Spitfire): ANYWAY... My father tried to quell them off, but... Well... Crackle Shock wasn't done with me. Not only were the recruits too childish to keep it to themselves, but he was leaking it throughout the ENTIRE prison. It was so common for the next few months of my service, until one day, I couldn't take it anymore. (She was so angry, she screamed, and flew off to the Maximum Security Prison, where she cartoonishly rammed her way into Crackle's cell)... I wanted to make Crackle pay with his own blood for basically making a trigger word that haunted my service in the military. (The two ended up fighting as they took it outside the prison)...
• Crackle Shock: (Chuckles) Go ahead, kill me! (Cackles) You're no Wonderbolt, baby!
• (Spitfire): I desided that death was too good for him. So, I gave him a fate worse then death..... I beaten his head hard enough that he became mentally retarded and facially deformed. (Spitfire did exactly that as Crackle screamed!) Brutal as it was, it would keep him from ever talking trash to me ever again. And the action was enough to scare other prisoners to never blab my nicknames ever again, and news of the event will get ponies to choose to forget they ever heard it out of fear of sharing Crackle's fate, espeically to immature recruits. But.... To see a once good friend redused to be a physically and mentally broken pony.... I couldn't take it.... So I left him like he was, never to look back...... All that had happened that day... (She was seen sobbing at Neighagra Falls)... Almost destroyed me.

Present

• Spitfire:... So... You can kinda guess that, I began to use the same tradition as a means to discourage simular events, and we quickly caught on. But... Because of THAT incident... I only had to keep it private... But I feared that if ANY of these ponies' nicknames got leaked out, the results would NOT have been pretty.
• Rainbow Dash: (As she shed soft tears)... I... I had no idea!
• Spitfire: I know. And I'm sorry for not telling you sooner. I was scared, especially since your friends not only knew, but many others from your past made it up, it would've gone viral with just a simple blink of an eye.
• Rainbow Dash:... (Sighs as she slumped to the ground)... Maybe... Maybe I'm not cut out for this griffin mission.
• Spitfire: Rainbow, don't let that name, HOWEVER THE HELL IT WAS LEAKED, get to you. Don't make the same mistake I almost did. Considering the display I had when nearly ending Crackle's life, I fear that you, as the Element of Loyalty, would be far worse in results. Just... Just take the day off. We'll deal with the griffin mission on our own, and hopefully find, capture, and punish whoever's behind this. But considering you ended up overpowering much of my ponies... You MAY wanna get used to it PRETTY quickly.
• Rainbow Dash:... (Sighs) It's best not to take that chance, Commander. I'm... Sorry, for all this. (She flies off)

Chapter 5: Rainbow Dash's Payback Rage

• Boss Grouse held the plans for the hurricane proudly as a dark looking communicator turned on, and reveil the Architect and Titan on screen, who both look annoyed.
• Titan: "This betta be good, Grouse. We was in the middle of something impourent."
• Boss Grouse: "Oh no need to be modest, bosses. Do I have done something for you? I have required the very thing you asked for."
• Architect: "What?"
• Titan: "I don't recall anything like tha-"
• Boss Grouse: "No need to play innosent, there's no wires. Your request of securing the Hurricane Plans and demoralising one of the Wonderbolts, I.E., Raindow Crash, was a complete success! We ruined a new Wonderbolt's legacy and tarnished her reputation, and we get the ultamate weather weapon?! Isn't that great!?"
• Titan/Architect: "YOU DID WHAT?!"
• Boss Grouse was surprised to see that his masters stared at him with anger and disappointment!
• Boss Grouse: ".... But, but sirs! I, I did everything you asked me."
• Titan: "WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU RECKLESS RENIGADE?! WE HAVEN'T CONTACTED YOU SINCE THE TYRANNY MESS?!"
• Boss Grouse: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b, You guys were in my lair, and asked me to-"
• Architect: "WE WERE NEVER ANYWHERE NEAR EQUESTIA, YOU IMBACILE?!"
• Boss Grouse: "But I saw you two! With my own eyes! I, I, I thought that you were interested in the Wonderbolt's secrets?!"
• Titan: "You seriously thought we would care about the secrets of some ineffective heroes at best, over-rated fools at worse? I don't even care if you secured the secret of the meaning of life from those hacks, WE, ARE NOT, INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEIR SECRETS?!"
• Architect: "On top of that, you commited an unautherised act of evil without our permission."
• Boss Grouse: "BUT YOU DID GAVE ME PERMISSION?! I, I SAW YOU TWO MYSELF! I-"
• Titan: "DID IT EVER ACCURED TO YOU THAT MAYBE YOU WERE HALLUSIONATING OR TRICKED, YOU EMBARRISEMENT TO THE MAFIA ALLIENCE?!"
• Boss Grouse: "....... But..... But..... My eyes never lie."
• Architect: ".... But they CAN be mislead."
• Titan: "HENCE WHY THE COPS NEVER CONSIDER EYE WITNESSES 100% RELIEABLE IN IMPOURENT CASES?! FOR WASTING OUR TIME AND ENDANGERING THE ALLIENCE WITH YOUR RECKLESSNESS AND INCOMPIDENT LIES, YOU AND THE GRIFFIN MAFIA ARE BOOTED OFF THE MAFIA ALLIENCE, AND ARE CONDEMNED TO SUFFER YOUR COMMUPPENECE?! Which, since it's Rainbow Dash, one of the most hard-core and deadliest of the main 6-7, ISN'T GONNA BE PRETTY!? I mean, she was strong enough to render a Purple Dragon unconjustus?! AND IT WAS SPYRO NO LESS, WHO HIS KIND ARE FAMED FOR SKULLS THAT CAN BREAK VIRTUALLY ANY METAL AND ANY HARD SURFACE?! YOU SERIOUSLY WANTED TO FUCK WITH THAT?!"
• Boss Grouse made a shocked and scared face as he started to sweat. The same proud griffin is quickly replaced by a nervious wreck!
• Architect: "...... (Starts pondering abit.)"
• Titan: "..... That's what I thought. Consider your ass grass, Grouse, for your, "Grouse", is cooked!"
• Titan laughed maniacly as he and Architect vanished from the screen.
• Boss Grouse: "...... Ohhh, shiiiiiiit."
• Screams are heard as the Razor Feathers crashed into the room, all but Remus and Diver who are absint, are beaten to pulps.
• Ranon: "..... In hindsight boss..... Maybe fucking with the same pony who can knock a purple dragon out cold..... Wasn't the best ever stragity or idea."
• Rainbow Dash zoomed in and break through the wall, snorting like a raging beast! She takes a menacing look to the now cowerdly Razor Feathers, who screamed like little girls (The males ironicly more so), and ran away like the true cowerds they are, as they ran pass Remus and Diver who were concerningly watching the event about to unfold.
• Rainbow Dash stares back at a cowerding Grouse!
• Grouse: "..... Okay, okay, okay! Listen Miss Dash. If it's any consulation, turns out.... I, may've been tricked into believeing that my superiors want the plans for a hurricane by likely very talented imposters! I am offictally booted out of Mafia Allience membership and Griffin Mafia was made to look like a joke to them! It's gonna take me weeks to rebuild their trust! I promise you, if I had known better and instead went my superiors instead about this, I would've known that I was being dooped and, none of this would've accured. You gotta believe me, The Griffian Mafia are victims too, of some terriable scam! Look, how's about, I surrender the plans, you leave me unharmed, you go back to Spitfire, and, and we'll never cross eachother's paths again! Please, I'm just as ruined as you are now, I-..... Oh why did I just say that?"
• Rainbow Dash: "..... My life, was ruined, BECAUSE YOU GOT PUNKED BY SOMEONE?!"
• Boss Grouse: "Look, it was nothing personal, just businesss! Also, it was mainly Ronan's doing?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "YOU OKAYED HIM AND THE OTHER RAZOR FEATHERS TO RUIN MY LIFE?!"
• Boss Grouse: "Again, please, I didn't know any better! I'll be sure Ronan gets plucked for doing this to you, along with being a scared chicken shit! Just, please, spare me of your wrath, and (sticks the plans at her face) take the plans back! What good is it to me anymore now that it turns out that my bosses don't even care about the Wonderbolts?!"
• Rainbow Dash yanks it away....
• Rainbow Dash puts the plans in the bag....
• Rainbow Dash: ".... And now for the REAL reason I'm here."
• Boss Grouse paniced!
• Boss Grouse: "No! NO?! PLEASE NO?! I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry! No?! STAY BACK?!"
• Rainbow Dash pounced onto Grouse and stomped on his wings hard enough to perimently cripple him!
• Grouse roared in pain!
• Boss Grouse: "NO?! NO PLEASE?! I'M SORRY?! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU?! MONEY, POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT, I'LL SILENCE THE PONIES WHO KEPT TRASH TALKING YOU?! I'LL EVEN ARRANGE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE FINEST DARK SOCCORORS IN EQUESTIA IN MAKING YOU AN ALICORN?! JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME?!"
• Rainbow Dash started to repeatedly punch Grouse in the face to the point that his lost an eye and has a perimently dented beak!
• Rainbow Dash lifts Grouse up and takes him to the Boar Troll pit.
• Boss Grouse: "No?! NO?! PLEASE STOP?! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS?! I'M JUST A GIRFFIN THAT JUST WANTED TO BE KING?! THAT'S WHAT ALL OF THIS WAS ABOUT?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "..... Well it ended up being for BUCKING nothing?!"
• Rainbow Dash tossed Grouse right into the pit with waiting Boar Trolls snarling in hunger!
• Grouse screams as he falls in slow-motion, incapable of flight and doomed to be attacked by his own Boar Trolls!
• Rainbow Dash stared intesnely as sounds of boar and pig sounds were heard as Grouse's screams to sounds of flesh ripping apart. The camera pans away as Rainbow Dash turns around and gives evil-eqsed grin, statisfived that justice was served.

Later...

• Griffin #1:... Sir! It seems that your brother has ended up in a crazy situation.
• ???: How unsurprising. He pissed off the greatest rookie in the Wonderbolts. Any Anti-Brony or MLP critic and/or those who think she's a homosexual could've done the same with mere words, but he had to go a step beyond and commit an act worthy of mean collage students.
• Griffin #1: Well, I shall get some forces to intercept-
• ???: No! Let him die!
• Griffin: But... Why?
• ???: Because if he's going to whine to our father's grave for control over all of Equestria like a spoiled little brat, then he's already accepted the responsibility of dealing with any Wonderbolt in the Force and Reserves that dares get in his way as if he thinks he knows better than me. If something DID come back to bite him, that's his fault.
• Griffin: "But.... What about the Griffin Mafia? I, can respect you never gotten along with him, nor agree to his baliefs, but, without him, you cannot deny that the Griffin Mafia will suffer disbansion without his leadership."
• ???: Then somebody pick up the phone.
• Griffin: What? Why?
• ???: (Reveals himself as a griffin similar to Grouse) Because I f****** called it!

Epilogue

(Inevitable line)

• Rainbow Dash: I just hope I never have to run into the Sunbeams after this ordeal.

Material

Songs/Music/Videos

Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

Background Song