Randy Finds Love

Randy is a little lonely. Since he never sees Twilight that often, and everyone he knows have a love interest, he's been looking for one of his very own. He wants a girl that comes out of nowhere, is just like him, and has more charm than any of the other girls he knows, including his twin sister Sandy. Soon enough, it comes in the form of a squirrel that comes out of nowhere, but discovers quickly that she is a Wade from Wadelands who has been missing from there for years named Cindy, who is just as he imagined, as years of foster care in Texas has left her in their culture, and little experience in theirs, to where she loves MLP to where it defines her social life, especially when being inspired by the 2017 Movie to be solitary, and she's like a combination of Tina, Sandy, Twilight, and many other girls he knows, as she is smart, curious, stressful, tough, has a sweet-tooth, giggly, and enjoys a little fun, and hides it all inside a Tempest Shadow-like exterior that makes her rough and aggressive, show no emotion or weakness, and is a tough powerhouse. Thus, while the heroes are visiting again, SpongeBob is the first one to discover this relationship, and decides to help them get together by helping get the Mane Six to help impress her and show her a good time, but later off, Sandy finds out as well, and wonders why Cindy is in Houston in the first place as they're supposed to be rare according to Pacifica. Turns out, she was cast off as a 1-year-old from the Wadelands and raised among squirrels with her biological father before dying of an amoebic illness, as she was in danger of poachers whom the heroes are currently dealing with, lead by an infamous poacher bombinder beetle name Fromage Le Boom, an old failed mercenary job Herve was supposed to kill but Fromage proved too clever. Now it's a race to get Cindy back into Wade Society in the Promsied Island, only to discover that Cindy was an exiled daughter of a disgraced advisor that wanted to have the wades return to land as done by Pacifica's less-than-graceful father, King Atlantis, who even retired as a member of council, refused to allow Cindy to return to Wade Society in Real's Promised Island because Cindy's father left too sour of an impression for her to ever be accepted by the wades. Is Cindy doomed to be captured by Fromage, and is too socially-confused to even come close to trusting Randy, providing him with a challenge greater than any MLP episode can offer, or can the Lodgers work something with the grudge-holding former king because Cindy can't live with herself and her new friends and new boyfriend without having more from her life?

Scenes

Randy Talks To Cindy

Cindy's Home

• Randy: (He was sneaking in and heard a familiar noise)... I... Is that... (He looked in and heard the MLP theme song)... (Gasps) It is! (He peeked in and saw Cindy in her room of random belongings, many being MLP toys, pictures, sweets, etc.)... Wow!... She's... She's a Pegasister?
• Cindy: (She picked up his voice)... WHO'S THERE?!?
• Randy: YIPE! (He tried to leave until he accidentally fell into her home through an unstable platform)... Uh... Howdy?
• Cindy: (She grabbed him aggressively as he yelped) HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE?!?
• Randy: LOOK, I-I-I DON'T MEAN ANY HARM! PLEASE, JUST, HAVE MERCY!
• Cindy: GET OUT! DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT ME! HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY NEARLY EXPOSE ME?! (She drops him)
• Randy: Look, Cindy, I-I-I just wanna know, I... I'm a Brony!
• Cindy: (She stopped)... Have you been SPYING ON ME?!?
• Randy: Spying's a strong word. I would like to consider it more as, studing.
• Cindy:... (She got angry and grabbed him again) YOU STALKER!
• Randy: I-I-I-IT WASN'T STALKING, I SWEAR!
• Cindy: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!? WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW ME?!?
• Randy: I, I, I was hoping we can be friends and-
• Cindy: BULLCRAP! (She smashed him into a wall) YOU JUST WANNA BE FRIENDS TO EXPOSE ME!
• Randy: "I have nothing to gain from that!"
• Cindy: I WANT THE TRUTH!
• Randy: I KINDA HAVE THE HOTS FOR YOU!!! (Cindy was surprised)... I love you, okay? I didn't wanted to start any trouble, okay? You seem like someone who has a lot to lose! I mean, come on, as both lovers of MLP:FIM, can we settle this?
• Cindy:... Look, it's not that you don't look like a nice looking dude, I am just not interested in a date! If all this trouble was so you can date me, well frankly you just wasted everyone's time, and your lucky calling the sheruff on you will risk exposure?! So I'll be generious and allow you the chance to run off and never look back.
• Randy: LOOK, WOULD IT MAKE IT ANY BETTER, AND MAYBE NOT HURT ME IN A WAY, BY SAYING MY TWIN SISTER SAVED YOUR SPECIES?!?
• Cindy:... Excuse me?
• Randy: I know your species is related to the Cretaceous dryolestids! I know their leader is named Queen Pacifica! I know they lived in Chile! I know they can teach people how to stay underwater for a long time! Well, they have a new home now! They live on an isolated unmapped island since their home went through a twisting discovery, and some wasp bounty hunter tried to expose them to the humans! Wrect is not a Councilor anymore! Your species is in a good sanctuary! Sandy saved your species' lives! (Cindy was taken back)
• Cindy:... I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
• Randy: Do I even look like a low-down lying snake?
• Cindy: "To be fair, I don't exactly really know you."
• Randy: "Well trust me in that I am as honest as they come. Anyway, what're you doing all the way out here and not with your people? And how did you managed to get all this without being exposed on your own terms?"
• Cindy: I don't see how that's any of your business! Now scram!
• Randy: Aw come on! Can't we at least just Netflix and Chill Platonicly?! I'm just looking for someone to have things in commen with. I'm sure you feel the same! This place tells me you don't get out that often, and, makes me question on how you accquired MLP mercentdise with that in mind. Seriously, if this was a cartoon, that would be a glaring plothole, and- (Cindy stared annoyed).... Point is, this loner life is rarely a happy one unless your like a lone ranger. You're isolated and as desperate of a good life as I am!
• Cindy: (She started showing raw emotion, but sobered up) DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET TO ME! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING! GET OUT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR SKULL IN!
• Randy: "... Now what makes you think I'm all bare skull? I could've had a serious head injurity at a Bronycon once and had to get a metal plate."
• Cindy: ".... You're bluffing."
• Randy proceeded to bang his own head into the wall as clanging sounds were heard!
• Cindy: "......... There's no getting rid of you, is there? (Sighs annoyed and drops Randy and walks off). Go ahead and stay and enjoy a self-tour of my house, I don't care?! I couldn't give a cat's tailed behind about you intruding my house! Just promise me your not here to steal anything?! Ya know what? I don't even care about that, the money's in the drawer, take what you want and scram! Just leave me alone. And I don't even care anymore about whether or not you'll expose me, cause I was figuring of moving anyway!"
• Randy: (Sees Cindy packing like mad). You're scared, aren't you?
• Cindy:...... What?
• Randy: You're scared! It's all in your voice! You're lonely, alright! It's already like looking in a mirror. You're afraid to show your true emotions because of your species. I KNOW there's a girl in there that wants to let a lot of emotion out! Just come clean! What do you want?
• Cindy: What in the, for crying out la-, STOP TRYING TO PSYCHO-ANALYZE ME!
• Randy: I can do this all day! At this point, I ain't scared of you one bit! Now why aren't you with the Wades?
• Cindy: BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS A BACK-STABING IDIOT?! (Randy was surprised)... (Sighs sadly and shed a tear)...
• Randy:... Are... You crying?
• Cindy: YES! THANKS TO YOU! YOU HAPPY?!? YOU JUST HAD TO PERSIST WHEN I WAS GIVING CLEAR SIGNS THAT I WANTED MY SPACE?!
• Randy:... That's... Not how I wanted to go. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, or anything. I... What do you mean your about yer pa being a desperado?
• Cindy: Please! I... I don't wanna... (She actually started crying)
• Randy:... My God!... You really ARE scared!
• Cindy: GEE, YA THINK?! WASN'T IT CLEAR ENOUGH ABOUT HOW I AM TRAPPED IN A WORLD OUT TO GET YOU FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE?!? I COULD'VE HAD A GOOD LIFE WITH THE REST OF MY KIND, BUT THE KING DECIDED TO OUST MY FATHER AND ME HERE BECAUSE, MY FATHER WANTED TO PUSH AN IDEALOGITY IN A STUPID WAY! NOW, MY FATHER DIED OF AMOEBIASIS! I WAS ON MY OWN EVER SINCE! NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO RAISE ME WITHOUT BEING TOO CURIOUS! EVERYONE WAS AGAINST ME!
• Randy: "I don't think being curious about you is anything negitive."
• Cindy:.... Okay, maybe not nessersarly every single person meant it like that, BUT I WAS SPEAKING GENERALLY?! THEY WANTED TO DISSECT ME! THEY WANTED TO TORTURE ME! THEY WANTED ME FOR SOME CRAZY EXPERIMENTS!
• Randy: "So, what, were you expecting people as curious as humans to just look at a Wade and go "Meh" and go about their business? I mean, I'm sorry if people had problems with respecting your personal space, but, that generally tends to happen when a new creature is seen in socity. And if it helps, they don't ALL want to be as bad as, like what, the sciencests that want answers in questionable ways? There's people that would simply give you a better home then this place.... Apart from the MLP stuff that is.
• Cindy: Well that's about it! Even then, what kind of life is being trapped in a glass prison at best, or a hamster cage at worse and be displayed like some kind of attraction?! Why must humans be so, over-interested?!
• Randy: "Well they probulity would've not became a dominent spieces if they kept to themselves. That curiosity lead to the rise of their civilisation. Ya can't exactly blame them for wanting to know life's every secret. Look, if it helps, it'll only last until they got their answers on how wades work and what makes them tick, after that, they'll see you no differently then any other animal not considered a pest."
• Cindy: ONE, SLIGHT, PROBLEM, GENIUS! If what you said about what happened to my people is even microscoficly true, then.... They're never gonna drop it.... (Cries hysterically)... WHY WAS I BORN A WADE?!? (Cries) WHY, WHY, WHYYY?!? (Cries as Randy felt awful)
• Randy: ".... (Sighs), Well Randy, this is what you get for being curious. Look, if you want, I'm gonna leave just about now. And don't worry about me "Exposing you". Even if I wanted to, no one's gonna believe me about you anyway! And not just because about the idea of a prehistoric rodent being in Texas, though it does not help in the slightist, now that I think about it. I'm abit of a social underdog dispite being Sandy's brother. And no, it's not because of the Bronisum, I actselly have abit of a hapit of being the yokel Roadrunner farm hand that sometimes forgets to close the barn door and ONCE claimed to have been aducted by aliens! Even when I showed them the probe! Everyone I know likes to deem me a clumsy yuts, so, don't worry about moving, nobody's gonna believe me, and I can safely say that the Humans here aren't like Elza Thronberry and can speak animal. Let alone squirl. So uh.... Bye."
• Randy was about to get on his way.
• Cindy: "(It was shown that she wasn't crying anymore.....)"
• Cindy got up and saw that Randy was just about to reach the door.
• Cindy: "Wait.... Ronald."
• Randy: "Randy."
• Cindy: "Dandy."
• Randy: "RAN, DY!"
• Cindy: "Rando...."
• Randy: "..... Aw close enough, yeah?"
• Cindy: "...... While, I still have my doubts about what you said about my people being in an island, which is, against what we've been taught all of our lives..... I am, actselly curious now. If on the off chance this isn't a trap, I.... Kinda, want you to show me."
• Randy: "...... Well, I kinda need to get my sister's approveal because the Lougers are pretty much the only trusted outsiders allowed to know about the island, and, that would mean having to show you exist, or else, I can't really help you. I mean, you were VERY spefific about not wanting people to know you exist and-"
• Cindy: "(Grabs his mouth)..... I, am willing to pardon, any that already knows my kind exist. Plus, I am still insistent on the move, but I figured that the King would likely have retired at this point, there for my exile would be a moot point. And admitingly, I kinda like the ideal of an uncharted island. A chance for a new start in many exzoberent ways then one."
• Randy: "(Muffles) Well I glad you agree-"
• Cindy: "But I will go on my own terms! I still need to pack, you know! This vast collection of My Little Pony stuff doesn't pack on it's own.... Though it be WAY awesome it can! I will send a letter to let you know when I'm ready, and you have at least 72 hours to respond, or else I'll assume that you were just messing with me and I'll go back to be miserable. Capish?"
• Randy's mouth gets let go.
• Randy: "Miss, you have a Desert Scout's honor that I ain't pulling yer leg. Heck, to sweeten the deal, I'll even ask Sandy to bring the Main 6 over to meet ya."
• Cindy: "PFFT! Now I have my doubts! I'll believe it when I see it, land boy! Now, can you FINALLY get out of my house?"
• Randy: "I was until-"
• Cindy: "Okay then, how's about a boost?"

Miles away from Cindy's house.

• Randy was seen being tossed up into the air as he tom screamed, then transition into "A Goofy Movie" Scream as he came crashing down into potato salad....
• Randy pulls his head out.
• Randy: "MAN WHAT A WOMAN?!"
• Randy sees that he ruined a coyote picnic.
• Coyote dad: "Oh way to go, nut eater. It took us three months to make that Potato Salad! (Randy nerviously laughs and then runs off like a spazz) THREE, MONTHS?!"
• Coyote Mom: "..... It was actselly three days."
• Coyote dad: "I was speaking in dog years, Marsha!"
• Randy:... (Sighs)... You want proof, Cindyrella? Well, I'll give it to ya! (He left)

Cindy's Trust Issues

Boat

• Randy: WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING?!? STEALING ATLANTIS' SECRETS?!?
• Cindy: YOU SAW WHAT HE SAID TO ME! HE HASN'T CHANGED IN THE SLIGHTEST! HE STILL HATES MY FATHER, AND WOULDN'T HELP ME PROTECT THE PLACE FROM FROMAGE!!! So, I had no choice!
• Randy: Hey, I was THIS close at getting the people to convince him to do it anyway! THE ONLY THING THAT STOPPED THEM, WAS YOU!
• Cindy: Too bad! He had his chance many times! You saw how close Fromage was to getting to us last time! He would've had them if it wasn't for me! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THEM FROM THAT EXPLOSIVE BUTTHOLE!! AND HE WON'T TRUST ME WITH THEIR POWER TO DO IT!
• Randy: You can't expect him to do that right away! And you're blaming HIM for not trusting YOU?!? YOU DON'T EVEN TRUST ME EVEN AFTER I PROVED SO MUCH TO YOU, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT THE HEROES SAVED YOUR KIND, AND THAT THE MANE SIX WERE REAL!!!
• Cindy:... You know what?... NO!... It's clear what you've been doing this for the whole time! I didn't wanna believe, but it's all too clear: YOU'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!
• Randy: WHA-NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE!
• Cindy: And how do I know that? How do I know I can trust you after you just waltz into my home and butt into my business? You care about only yourself, and not anyone else! I must remind you, you almost got me busted and in trouble too many times!
• Randy: Give me a break! I'm not as good at combat as Sandy! SHE'S the real hero around here!
• Cindy: Well, too bad!
• Randy: Cindy, you can't just shun me off every chance you get! You KNOW how smart I am! You KNOW how much I'd do for someone in need! I get it from Sandy, really!
• Cindy: You have all those smarts in those sweet breads, and yet, you don't use it to get a life? (Randy was shocked at those words)... Yeah! No wonder you're apparently lonely! You're smart, but you don't do much, and even if you did, you're a failure! All you've done is steer me into trouble!
• Randy: YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR FRIENDS, AND THE ONES WHO GOT YOU THIS FAR!
• Cindy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?!? MAYBE I CAN BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT PEOPLE OR FRIENDS LIKE YOU! (Randy was shocked)...
• Randy:... (He shed a tear, but then got mad)... You know? Maybe I was wrong about you! Maybe you're not as much of a good person as I thought! You've been in hiding for how long, and you haven't gotten a life of YOUR own, and you can't look at what can change your life because you're too scared to show your face to people who can protect you? (Cindy was shocked) Whose caring about only herself?
• Cindy: (She pinned him to the ground) I DO THAT, BECAUSE I AM A WADE! I DON'T WANT PEOPLE OUT THERE BEING TOO AMBITIOUS ON SOMETHING SO RARE! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THEY DO?!? I SUPPOSE YOU DO CONSIDERING WHAT THEY'VE DONE IN THE PAST TO KILL OFF ANIMALS OF ALL KINDS!
• Randy: B... But they can be helpful, too!
• Cindy: NO! No, they can't! They fail to properly respect animals! If they were as good as you say, then poachers, smugglers, lumberjacks, loggers, hunters, animal abusers, NUCLEAR WEAPONRY, would be non-existent! The world is a CRUEL place, kid! If you think it's all fun and games, then you need to grow up! (As music played)... I've been through a LOT, to know there's only one way to survive in a world like this!

My Little Pony The Movie Soundtrack - "Open Up Your Eyes" Audio Track

• Randy: "..... Ya know what? Forget you and your defeatest attatude?! I'm sorry I ever thought you were a beautiful person?! EVEN THAT WASP MERCENARY, HAD MORE FAITH IN HUMANS THEN YOU DO RIGHT NOW?! And that's another thing?! Some of the Lougers are from spieces that have it rough with humans too, but do you see Po hesitent to save humans from a vengeful super villain because of his spieces' endangered status?! No! He doesn't let the faults of others prevent him from being a hero?! Do you see any of the dragon lougers bitch and moan about how humans poorly interacted with dragons and would like an evil dragon do horrorable things to them? NO! They would stop that asshole! And don't you DARE, act like animals are the purest things in the world because, GUESS WHAT?! Animals can be JUST AS BAD, if not worse, THEN CERTAIN HUMANS?! You think animals, even endangered ones, can't be all those things you said too?! Heck, the Lougers once dealt with an extremely misguided endangered bird named Lord Rareington that kept trying to keep troubled animals to himself like a mistranslated missah?! An AUU Gorilla, once went on a mass geniside rampage on alot of alien ANIMAL races. At least two survived by dumb luck alone.... That we and the Lougers know currently. Heck, there was once A PONY, NAMED BLACK TIE, THAT WORKED WITH POUCHERS TO CAPTURE RARE GOLDEN GORILLAS IN EQUESTIA! SEE?! EVEN EQUESTIAN PONIES CAN HAVE THEIR FAIR SHARE, OF ASSHOLES?!"
• Cindy was snapped out of her tirade and realised she made a mistake.....
• Randy: "..... And yet, here you are, basicly badmouthing humanity for not being perfect? True perfection, doesn't even exist in GODS?! How, DARE YOU, expect mortals of all kinds to be any better?! Because, if anyone IS perfect, then other bad things BEYOND what you said wouldn't exist?! I mean, FINE! Hate the likes of Pouchers, Hunters, Loggers, Lumberjacks, Smugglers, Animal Mistreters, and those that blindly support nuclear weaponry all you freaking want?! I mean, I'm not a blind apologiest?! I acknowedge that those basturds exist and, YOU KNOW WHAT?! I think they suck too?! But you wanna know what stopped me from having a raging hate boner for humans?! I acknowledged the good in humans. THOSE Humans, are often counteractions of those kind of people you complained about. They are considerate of animals' well being, homes, their general existence as a spieces even, and there for don't support, even go against, the people you WHINE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT?! The goodness in people, CAN exist...... Your just too much of a bigoted creep to see that.... And MAYBE, King Alantis was right all along to banish you along with your JACKASS of a father?! YOUR ACTSELLY WORSE THEN YOUR DAD?! But at least your father had the balls to try and dethrowne the king?! You?! You rather hide in the shadows like a bigoted cowerd?! Your worse then Fromage! No! At least Fromage is BRAVE about being the skudbucket that he is!? YOUR WORSE, THEN WRET HED?! YOU?!.... You even, make, SVENGALLOP LOOK LIKEABLE RIGHT NOW?!"
• Cindy gasped at this, hurt very badly.....
• Randy: "....... You made me say that Svengallop's better then you..... THAT'S, ON YOU?! (Leaves angerly while fighting back tears)"
• Cindy, realsied that she chased off the only real friend that she had, dropped to the floor and started to cry!

Transcript

The Tenors - Drowning In Love

Intro Theme (The Tenors- Drowning In Love) Coming soon...

Material

Rainbow (From The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack 'My Little Pony The Movie')

Randy and Cindy Dance And Dance-Swim To This Song At The End