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Rarity's Lawsuit Revenge is the 18th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Suri Polomare has stolen from Rarity and has become undeservingly popular from Rarity's designs. Angry at her for what she did, Rarity has had enough and has decided to sue Suri for everything she owns. Hiring Crane as 'Harvey Wadder' to beat this, Suri is helpless. Even with the twist that Suri is the ex-fiancé of Diamond Tiara's father, Filthy Rich (From Family Appreciation Day), and even with Silverware, Silver Spoon's lawyer uncle, defending her, but despite his great successes, they couldn't win the unfaultable evidence against Suri, especially thanks to a witness testimony from Coco and Prim. Because of this, Rarity wins the trial and Suri is publically ruined. Her fastion career is destroyed. Instantly, she becomes a nobody. Even Filthy Rich refused to help her, and instead of giving her a place to stay, leaves her in misery. But what's worse is that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are humiliated upon their failure of their family's defense in the trial, and even the Cutie Mark Crusaders, despite their bad quarrels with them, feel sorry for them. Rarity doesn't seem to care that Suri's life has become tragic, and this actually causes a fracture in her sister's relationship. While the CMCs try to help improve Tiara and Spoon's popularity despite their skepticism, Suri has newfound resentment for the ponies responsible for ruining her life and livelihood, espeically thanks to Silverware convincing her to counter-sue Rarity and use her relationship with Spike to make her look like a Pedophile and to make her look like a maniac with the reference of the certain innsodent with the book Spike got from the Sisters' castle, and desires revenge. She then ended up meeting Hundun, Nidhiki and Krekka of the Dragon Scourge Empire and their newest imperial, and Hundun's ally and second personal adviser of The Dark Dragon, Meng Tao, who offer to help Suri avenge her honor in a way stronger and much more satisfying then a petty lawsuit by ruining Rarity's life, as well as her entire family, in exchange for luring Twilight into a trap to disable Equestria's only true defenses, thereby making Equestria vulnerable for Imperial takeover. However, she fails to realize that Meng Tao and the others were the wrong ones to trust because they actually intend to KILL their targets, thereby making Suri a bigger criminal. Can Po, Crane, and the Lodgers stop Meng Tao's plan of treachery and prevent a Dragon Scourge takeover? But most of all, can Rarity have the generosity to forgive Suri after she finds out that what she did would've only made things worse for her and help her learned what it means to be generious to others than yourself? Also, will the CMCs succeed in bringing back Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's popularity?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Rarity's Final Straw

Rarity's Boutique, moments before the ending of last episode...

  • Sweetie Belle: (She and the Crusaders are in Rarity's room) Girls, I'm so glad that you came here to comfort me while Rarity's been a little...antsy since last night when she said that Suri was coming to Ponyville.
  • Applebloom: "No problem Sweetie. Rarity's a friend of mah sister after all."
  • Scootaloo: "Remind again, what did Suri do that was so bad? Something about, stealing fabrics or something?"
  • Sweetie Belle: She told me everything last night.

Flashback

  • (Sweetie Belle): Apparently, Rarity was going to this fashion contest in Manehatten where her clothes line would be represented all across Equestria. Rarity was in a very generous mood that day. Then...Suri Polomare came. She seemed fine and nice at first, but then came the one fatal mistake that nearly ruined Rarity. She showed her some nice glittering fabrics that she claimed took her months to make, and she was generous enough to give Suri a stash to sample. But then the next thing she knew...well...Suri used it to impress the judges. With all this, Rarity would've been made to look like a copycat, giving the possibility that she would lose. Thus, she forced her friends to help her with some new clothes lines that took a lot out of her. She believed that it would take away their friendship, and she was told by Suri that she lost the contest. But...son of a gun, she actually DID win. Coco Pummel quit her job as Suri's assistant to tell Rarity the truth.

Present

  • Sweetie Belle: And that's about it. Rarity did say Coco exposed Suri's misdeeds and put a halt to it, but even then, Rarity is still unsure. Yeesh, Rarity talks about fashion designers all the time, and I have heard of Suri Polomare before that. I never thought she was a thief.
  • Scootaloo: Well, I say that jerkoff doesn't DESERVE any praise. And I hope for certain she NEVER finds happiness for doing something she shouldn't be doing again.
  • Applebloom: I'd be careful what you wish for, Scoo. Sometimes things can happen when you least suspect it.
  • Scootaloo: Oh, if Suri was taken care of, I'm not sure she would-
  • Rarity: (From downstairs) WHAT THE F**** ******** **** ******* **** ******* *** ***** **************** *** ******** *** IS THIS?!?
  • Sweetie Belle:...Whoa...I never heard Rarity use bad language like that in a while.
  • Applebloom: Let's see what happened.

Rarity's Living Room

  • Rarity: (She is seen with a messed up mane and huffing angrily)
  • Sweetie Belle: RARITY! What happened?
  • Rarity: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! SHE DID IT!! SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT!! AGAIN?! (They see what happened on TV)
  • Suri: Well, hello, ponies of Equestria! I am Suri Polomare, fashion extraordinaire! Do you want your looks to dazzle? Do you wanna feel like you're one with the night sky? Then buy THIS! (A dress with fabrics similar to the kind she stole was shown, only the color was different) I present to you the Cosmo line!
  • Rarity: (Bites part of her mane off in anger)
  • Suri: This line of dazzling clothes is meant to make stallions go... DAAAAAANNNNNNNG!!! Equestria has never seen such beauty for ages. Not even Princess Luna's strongest magic can create something as dazzling as this. Approved by the great Photo Finish herself, this line is perfect for parties. Especially those of the Grand Galloping Gala! So go out now and see this new line in a store near you! Here's how you can order... (Rarity turns off the TV)
  • Rarity:...
  • Scootaloo:... She did it! She actually did it!
  • Rarity: SO! THAT BIMBO THIEF THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS ONCE AGAIN BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, DOES SHE?!?
  • Sweetie Belle: Rarity, I hate to see you angry like this, could you calm down?
  • Rarity:... Alright! I've had it! I'm going over to Suri, and giving her a piece of my mind! (Storms out of her boutique)
  • Scootaloo:... I have a bad feeling about this.

Ponyville City Hall

  • Mayor Mare: (Talks with Suri while wearing one of the dresses) I have to say, Suri, these new clothes make me feel like I'm at prom again!
  • Suri: Oh, it was nothing. I am SUCH an exbert.
  • Rarity slams through the door!
  • Rarity: "AN EXBERT THIEF?!"
  • Suri's thoughts: "Holy shit, she's here!?"
  • Suri: "Ahem. Rarity darling. What brings you to Ponyville?"
  • Mayor Mare: "She lives here actselly."
  • Suri thinks: "D'oh."
  • Rarity: "I THOUGHT COCO REPORTED YOUR STUPID STEALING MY IDEA SCAM AWHILE AGO!?"
  • Suri: "Well, she did, and I mended on that mistake. I made the fabrics a different color. So no harm done."
  • Rarity: "NO HARM DONE?! YOUR COMMITING THE ACT OF FASTION INFRIDGEMENT?!"
  • Mayor Mare: "Goodness Miss Rarity, that's a big and bold claim!"
  • Suri: "Look, miss Rarity! Tecnecally, you sort've gave me permission for the fabrics. In fact, you just handed them over to me."
  • Rarity: "I DIDN'T GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO STEAL FROM ME, I GAVE YOU THOSE FABRICS CAUSE YOU CLAIMED YOU WANTED A SAMPLE?! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HAVE THE FABRICS FOR A PRIVATE PERPOSE?!"
  • Suri: "Now now, Miss Rarity, (Chuckles nerviously), I think there was an OBVIOUS miscommunication there. I did legitamently thought you gave me permission to use your fabrics. In fact, I was sure to have informed Prim that the Fabrics came from you so you wouldn't be accused of copycatting."
  • Rarity: "THEN WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY ANYTHING!?"
  • Suri: ".... You ran off like a raving loonatic and created a rushed fastion wear from your hotel room."
  • Rarity: "THEN WHY DID YOU TRIED TO ELIMINATE ME?!"
  • Suri: "All of the contestents tried to do that to eachother! In fact, some of them tried to get rid of me! One of them even hired the Griffin Mafia to assassinate me?! Fastion Contests are very cut-throat, Miss Rarity. Hate the game, not the gamer."
  • Rarity: "LYING WHORE?!"
  • Rarity pounced on Suri and the two began to fight!
  • Mayor Mare: "NOW THE BOTH OF YOU, CUT, IT, OUT?!"
  • The two stop fighting!
  • Mayor Mare: "Now we may be a nudest socity, but we're not savages! If there's a disbute to settle, settle it in court!"
  • Rarity: "THEN I, RARITY, AM SUEING SURI FOR FASTION INFRIDGEMENT?!"
  • Suri: "Rarity, please, can't we be even more civil about this and NOT include the public court? Can't we just talk about this over some herbal tea like ladies?"
  • Rarity: "THE TIME TO TALK IS PAST OVER-DUE, SURI?! MAYOR, YOUR BROTHER IS THE PONYVILLE JUDGE, CORRECT?!"
  • Mayor Mare: "Oh, you mean Judge Colt? Yes."
  • Rarity: "THEN TELL HIM TO SEDGULE HIMSELF FOR THE BIGGEST LAWSUIT OF ALL EQUESTIA?!"
  • Suri: "(Sighs), If you want to settle this in court, fine. I'll call my best Lawyer, Silverware. The daughter of my ex-fiancé and his niece Silver Spoon are friends."
  • Rarity: "GO AHEAD, CAUSE I KNOW THE GREAT HARVY WAD- Duh de uh, wait.... Did you just say Silver Spoon?"
  • Suri: "Yes.... Is that a thing?"
  • Rarity:... Uhhh...

Later...

  • All CMCs: SHE'S THE EX-FIANCE OF FILTHY RICH?!?
  • Scootaloo: As in DIAMOND TIARA'S FATHER?!?
  • Applebloom: AND HER LAWYER IS RELATED TO SILVER SPOON?!?
  • Rarity: Yeah, I admit, I wasn't expecting that myself. I had no idea Suri was connected to your school bullies.
  • Applebloom: Is... Is Suri Diamond's mother?
  • Rarity: I don't know, she didn't say anything about...
  • Scootaloo: No, she's definitely not. I've actually met Diamond's mother. Suri and Filthy probably broke up before Filthy got married to another mare.
  • Rarity: "Well she can easily pass as Diamond's mother due to the fact they both have purple coloring, so I guess, half-mother at best."
  • Scootaloo: "We'll see if Tiara's mother ever shows up canonly."
  • Applebloom: Well... Now I'm a bit worried for all of us. What exactly will happen to those two if Suri loses the case?
  • Rarity: Hey, you girls hate them, don't you? Why should you care what happens to them?
  • Applebloom: Because we have hearts, Ms. Rarity! Hearts that give us the knowledge that bullies shouldn't go through pain.
  • Rarity: Well, even so, I'm still going through with this case. I should've done this a LONG TIME AGO!! I'm hiring Crane as my lawyer. I swear to Celestia that tomorrow, Suri will pay for stealing from me! (Leaves)
  • Sweetie Belle:... You know, Applebloom, you may be right. What if Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon get ruined because of this court case?
  • Scootaloo: "Well, let's just hope that the other fillies and colts aren't stupid enough to confused Suri as Diamond's actual mom just because her dad dated her once and because of the convinent colors."
  • Sweetie Belle: Oh, I'm sure they're not stupid enough to not look at a pony's cutie mark. I don't remember Diamond's mother's cutie mark, but I'm pretty sure it's not three buttons.
  • Applebloom: Well, good! Looks like we've got nothing to worry about. No fillies will be humiliated all because of a lost court case.

Dragon Temple

  • Kairi: (She and Spyro are ready to go riding) Well, I'm not grounded anymore, so what do ya say we go on another saddle ride?
  • Spyro: About time! This time, no going into Destroyer Precipice, okay?
  • Kairi: Right. (She hops on) Let's fly! (They fly off)
  • Crane: (He is seen in his room) Guys? I've got a letter from Mayor Mare.
  • Viper: What?
  • Po: GET OUT!
  • Tigress: What does it say?
  • Crane: (He opens the envelope and reads the note)... Apparently, someone's being sued.
  • All 5: SUED?!?
  • Crane: Yes, and they need me to be Harvey Wadder again.
  • Mantis: Who's in the courthouse?
  • Crane:... Rarity vs. Suri Polomare.
  • Po: Wait, Suri Polomare? As in the pony who we heard had stolen from Rarity? Well, why didn't Rarity sue her earlier?
  • Crane: "Coco momentarly had the earlier problem settled. But it seems to have resurfaced when Suri attempted to recreate it as her own."
  • Icky: "Yikes. Sounds like a bitch."
  • Crane: "Well, thing is, Suri countered-argued that she meant no hard feelings about the fabrics, it was a result of miscommunication. She claims that Rarity tecnecally gave her permission to use the fabrics, but overly-dramticly mistook it for private use. Suri even told Prim that it was asked with consent. As for why she tried to cheat, well, alot ot the other contestents were said to have tried it. One of them even tried to hire the Griffin Mafia to kill Suri."
  • Viper: "But likely, Rarity doesn't seem to think so."
  • Crane: "Yeah, and this won't be an easy one. Cause Suri got Silverware involed. And he's a well reknown earth pony Lawyer. He's almost Prosicution Brain-Pod good. And he knows just as much as I do that this is the result of bad communication and use the Fastion Week's 'cut-throatingness' against Rarity. Wanna know something else? He's Silver Spoon's uncle."
  • Iago: "Whoa. Does that mean that Suri is like, Diamond Tiara's mother or something?"
  • Crane: Well, half-mother or whatever it's called, because Suri was the ex-fiancé of Diamond's father before Diamond was born. But... I feel that if I can't do it, then no one else will. It's time to put the old business suit on again.
  • Po: I don't think this court case will go very smooth. You said it yourself. It's likely a case of Rarity over-reacting and that this Polomare lady really did amended on her mistake... Albeit, poorly.
  • Icky: "And you did say the guy's almost Prosicution Brain-Pod good, so it's not a cake-walk either way."
  • Crane: "I know, but I wouldn't dare abandon Rarity. Not just because she's a friend, but we all know how she tends to over-react to things not going her way. Remember when she got a hang-nail on her hoof and it was hurting her really bad?"

Flashback.

  • Rarity's cries were heard as the Bonqticke was shooting waves of tears like waterfalls!
  • Twilight and friends were rowing a boat torwords the bonqticke.
  • Twilight: "RARITY!? WE'RE COMING WITH A FIRST AIDE AND A HOOF CLIPPER?! SO PLEASE CALM DOWN! YOUR FLOODING ALL OF-"
  • Rarity's tears splash into Twilight's face!
  • Twilight: ".... Ponyville.... Spike, tell Celestia to call the Lougers. We're DIFFENTLY gonna need them after all."

Present

  • Po: One question... Uh... Isn't a hoof pretty hard, and has no nails?
  • Crane: Well, in ponies, a hang-nail is like a little crack in wood. Extreme pain and a LOT of bleeding. Rarity was in so much pain, she flooded all of Ponyville with her tears.
  • Monkey: I had no idea she could cry like that.
  • Crane: Neither did I. But regardless, I must do this. It must be solved one way or another.
  • Tigress: Then we won't stop you. We shall just wish you good luck. We'll get the others to drop you off there so you can get ready.

Chapter 2: Suri's Court Case

Ponyville Courthouse

  • Crane: Mares... Gentleponies of the jury... We are having this case cause of the claims of "Fasion Infridgement" commited by a miss Suri Polomare.
  • Judge Colt: Suri, is it true? Did you steal from this mare?
  • Silverware, a well dressed Colt: "Objection, your honor, Suri is but a victim of miscommunication. Rarity tecnecally gave Suri permission to use those fabrics. She just thought it was for private uses. Suri went out of her way to inform Prim of the act to ensure Rarity doesn't face disquilification."
  • Judge Colt: "I'll be the judge of it. Prosicution?"
  • Crane: "I like to call my client, Miss Rarity to the stand."
  • Rarity: (Appears) Thank you, Mr. Wadder. Let the records show that I NEVER said she could just use the fabrics as her own. That technically counts as stealing. All I said was to sample it only!
  • Suri: Well, you actually didn't say 'only'!
  • Rarity: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, IDIOT!!
  • Judge Colt: (Slams hammer) ORDER IN THE COURT!! Does the defending lawyer have anything to say?
  • Silverware: Well, I should say that Suri here is not the only one who cheated in that contest. One of the contestants hired the Griffin Mafia to try and assassinate Suri, only for the assassin to be caught and is currently in jail.
  • Rarity: Does that give her reason to cheat like the rest of them?
  • Silverware:... Well... Tecnecally no. But she was acting on survivalist instinct, miss Rarity. Fastion Week is a surprisingly cut-throat event. Those same ponies would've had ordered a Griffin Mafia assassin on you, or worse, even manage to talk a dragon into trying to kill you! Like the mess of last year!
  • Rarity: Well, then I suppose I was the only one who played fair in that contest.
  • Silverware: Then why are you having this court case in the first place, Ms. Rarity? A Ms. Pummel had the whole thing settled.
  • Rarity: "I thought so too, but Suri CLEARLY DIDN'T TAKE IT TO HEART!?"
  • Judge Colt: "Then how's about we ask Suri then?"
  • Crane: "Very well, Miss Rarity, you may return to your sit. Prosicution now calls Suri to the stand."
  • Suri: (Gets on the stand) This is rediculious. This is all a misudnerstanding. Besides, if you hadn't jumped out at the last second, you would've known right away that I wasn't outright stealing from you.... Intentionally. This is all but a case of miscommunication! I even told Prim about it so she would STILL approve of the outfits of yours. She even admired your generosity of giving me some of those fabrics that she was willing to over-look it. But then you desided to turn apartment junk into a fastion line! You know, judging from the fact you created that rushed but somehow still fabulious piece, it looked as if you didn't need those fabrics in the first place. Isn't that how you won in the first place?... I mean, besides all the contenders cheating?
  • Crane: "Then kindly explain why you tried to cheat Rarity out of her prize?"
  • Suri: "Hey again, that was survivalist gear kicking in! In a way, it was also to protect her from those other contenders! Espeically the ones who are prone to hire assassins! Rarity, the fact that you were alone out there for an unexplained reason could've been an easy swoop for a Griffin Mafia Hitman to kill you off with no one the wiser!"
  • Crane: It doesn't help enough, Ms. Polomare. You did commit a crime and an act of cheating, well intentions, and/or being driven by survival instinct or not. This probably would have been avoided if you had just did the contest fairly, and afterwards BUY the fabrics from Rarity. That way you wouldn't have to worry about this happening.
  • Suri: "This is maddening, I, I, I, at least I didn't hired a hit on her!? All I did was make Prim think that Rarity was unquilifyable to win! By all accounts, I wasn't THAT bad! In fact, I heard two fastion designers talk about hiring a Minotaur hitman to kill Rarity to keep her from claiming her prize! I stop that evil plan by trying to make Rarity look inadaquite and unable to win! That way, those two wouldn't get the hitman into this!"
  • Crane: "But Miss Rarity was able to win the prize anyway thanks to your former assisent a miss Coco."
  • Suri: "I also had those conspiracting mares arrested before they did such to Miss Rarity! At the time, I thought of her as an inexspearienced Canterlotian hot-aired simpleton taking on dangerious terratory! Then I found out she is a humble ponyvillain! I was merely keeping her alive! You have any idea how often I seen innosent mares like Rarity, RUINED or even nearly KILLED in Fastion Weeks of the past?!"
  • Rarity: "OBJECTION! I never heard of those such things!"
  • Suri: "Oh really? There was Miss Pin-Needle. Hospitalised by a Manitcore mauling. (Raises a picture of a Green Pony being mauled by a Manitcore, to the shock and disgust of the entire courtroom). The Manitcore was an exsotic pet of miss Tangle Wangle. Then there was Yarnballia. She was framed as a child-molester because of an incriminating photo of her sleeping with a child, THAT WAS PROVEN TO BE HER LITTLE CHILD THAT WAS AFRAID TO SLEEP ALONE?! That poor Mare and her daughter are still rebuilding their lives that a miss Steelwool ruined! Then..... There was my former Canterlotian protégé.... Charity. She, was alot like you, Rarity. Only canterlotian."

Flashback.

  • A Blue Yellow-maned Unicorn was seen.
  • (Suri): "Charity was the most thoughtful and kind-hearted espiring fastioneer Manehatten ever seen. She was a fine pupel. Her fastion designs would be that of a alicorn! Even WORTHY of one! She was destin to the next Shartell La Creame. Then, she wanted to try her hoof on the cut-throat world of Fastion Week. I had tried to advise her against it, she was too young, too pure, too, nayive for Fastion Week."
  • Suri: "Charity, darling, please! Fastion Week is too dangerious! I have seen what happens to Mares like you! They're going ruin you, murderised you, or worse!"
  • Charity: "Suri, your over-reacting! I'm sure the other contestents won't be THAT bad!"
  • Suri: "A MARE WAS MAULED BY A PET MANITCORE?! Another was accused of being a pedaphile! Why, last year's fastion week, a contender hired a dragon to almost litterally eliminate the competition?! Fastion Week makes ponies into monsters?! And those far too fresh and new into it, get slaughtered!? I forbade you to go!?"
  • Charity: "Suri, please! This is my big moment to shine and make you proud! Also, I need the prize money to donate to my diabetic brother in need of insulen! Please, Boxy needs this!"
  • Suri: "I, I, I just don't know, I-"
  • Charity (like Rarity): "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSE!? (Squees with Puppy-dog eyes)"
  • Suri:... (Sighs) Alright. But I'm still not agreeable with this idea. I don't want to lose you like I lost my fiancé.
  • Charity: Everything will be fine, Suri. Trust me.
  • (Suri): And I thought for sure that this Fashion Week would be perfect for her. I saw the designs she created, and they were amazing! I worried that that would cause a risk, but I shrugged it off like it was over-reaction. But by the time it was ready...
  • Prim: People, I'm afraid Ms. Charity won't be here today. I just discovered from her parents that they were told that she... Died of tuberculosis. (Suri and the audience was shocked)
  • (Suri): But I didn't buy that claim for one second! I went to Charity's parents and I found out that they were told to cover up her assassination by the Manehatten FBI.
  • (Rarity): Wait... The FBI had something to do with this?
  • (Suri): Yes, and even I had to stay shut about it. Fashion Week is a hot-spot for murder because of the hired assassins, and that's why the FBI have to both keep it under control, and cover up any deaths to prevent mass panic. It's like an obligation to them.

Present

  • Suri: And I now realize that all of you have heard this, and that means that... Well, you'll need to have a talk with the FBI about keeping a secret so we won't have ponies freaking out. But I had to tell you this since it's what you need to know.
  • Rarity: "Wait, just to be clear, did the Manehatten FBI themselves assassinated Charity or did something else!"
  • Suri: "SOMETHING ELSE OBVIOUSLY! The FBI is controled by the Celestial Princesses themselves! If they're involved, that means a contender managed to convince something EXTREMELY dangerious to Equestia to kill Charity! Something considerably worse then anything bad in Equestia! Worse then even a Dragon!"
  • Rarity: "..... THAT HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST PILE OF NONSENSE I EVER HEARD!?"
  • Judge Colt: "Actselly Miss Rarity, the Manehatten FBI is a very legit organisation and their intentions, while unfavorably secretive, are for the best intentions."
  • Rarity: "BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHO WAS EVEN THE ONE WHO KILLED THIS CHARITY GIRL!?"
  • Judge Colt: "And sadly, Suri's not much allowed to say who it was. And to avoid upsetting superiors in that agentcy, I won't ask Suri to explain further what happened. I also however, can't risk this being reference in the court data base, Miss Suri. I'm sad to say it has to be remove from record to avoid the FBI censoring this."
  • Suri: ".... I was afraid of that."
  • Crane: Well... Rarity, you need to feel bad for Suri losing a good friend.
  • Rarity: SHE'S A CRIMINAL!! She stole from me and she already claimed to make me look like a copycat. That has to count as being wrong!
  • Suri: I was trying to protect you!
  • Rarity: And to do it, you tried to get my reputation ruined so that I would be humilated and go out of business? Ever thought of THAT?
  • Suri:... Uh... No.
  • Rarity: I'm afraid all you've proven with your testimony is that you are no better than the assassins that get a kick out of Fashion Week!
  • Suri: I swear to Celestia, I meant no harm!
  • Rarity: You meant PLENTY of harm!
  • Judge Colt: Uh... I think she's right, Suri. Your method of protecting her wasn't the best choice.
  • Suri: Well, what was I supposed to do, yell out to the audience that there were killers on the loose? They wouldn't believe me one bit. Not to mention the FBI would be on my tail... Literally.
  • Rarity: Oh, really? Well, I have ANOTHER way to prove that you harmed more than you know with your decision. That is Coco Pummel!
  • Crane: "Ok, uh... Prosicution calls Coco to the stand."
  • Silverware: "FOR THE SAKE OF JUSTICE, I CALL HER OUT OF THE STANDS?!"
  • Crane: "WHAT!? THERE'S NO CALLING OUT OF WITNESSES!?"
  • Coco: Guys, uh, I think I should come up anyway.
  • Silverware: Ms. Pummel, why would you testify against your former employer?
  • Coco: Well, as much as I hate her for not being that nice to me, I do feel that I should say something to try and ease the tension.
  • Rarity: Oh, you SHOULD have her punished! She deserves it! She nearly meant the death of my career!
  • Coco: Ms. Rarity, calm down! I am not going to testify against Suri no matter what. I am just going to say that... That I was the one who told Suri about the whole assassination businesses that Fashion Week often times had when I was just starting my career. You see, I am a friend to an agent of the FBI.
  • Suri:... You cannot be serious!
  • Coco: I'm sorry, Suri, but it has to be told. You see, I was wanting to join the FBI when I was young, but I wasn't very good at it. That's why my cutie mark is different. I was a good friend to an agent during our fillyhood, and I wanted to help him bring justice to his fashion designer mother who was killed during a Fashion Week. I had to keep quiet about my involvement because I needed to protect anyone from the assassins' crossfire.
  • Crane: Didn't you say you weren't good as an agent?
  • Coco: That's why all I had to do was keep quiet. I was told to tell Suri about the crisis of assassins so that she would lend a helping hoof in our operation. And it... Well... Was almost a success. The FBI wasn't happy with Suri's actions either, and they honestly expected a court case to come out of it. Again, it's something that might be removed from the record, but it's something that needed to be addressed.
  • Rarity:... That's it?... That's all you have?
  • Coco: Well... I was also instructed to get Suri disqualified because of the action she committed.
  • Suri: So THAT'S why you almost got me disqualified?!?
  • Coco: I had no choice! The FBI is not very pleased with your actions, Ms. Polomare. Even my friend is looking forward to having you punished for your actions.
  • Suri: I WAS PROTECTING MS. RARITY AND ANYPONY ELSE FROM ASSASSINATION, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!?
  • Judge Colt: ORDER! ORDER! Ms. Pummel, I think you've stated enough.
  • Coco: Thank you! (Gets off the stand)
  • Suri: (Sighs) Well, I'm screwed!
  • Rarity: Damn right you are, you little thief!
  • Suri: You know what, Ms. Rarity, I'm starting to think that this court case is all just for personal revenge.
  • Crane: Preposterous! Ms. Rarity is a generous pony, she would never stoop to that level.
  • Rarity: That's right. You've technically had this coming for a long time.
  • Suri: PLEASE, JUDGE, ANYPONY, HELP ME OUT HERE!!
  • Silverware:... Defense calls Prim Hemline to the stand.
  • Suri: (Surprised) Oh, thank Luna, good move, Silverware! Somepony who's willing to prove my innocence. (Prim Hemline appears onto the stand)
  • Rarity: Oh, pfft, like she'll help!
  • Prim sat in the stand.
  • Silverware: "Miss Prim, can you confirm that Suri did told you about the premissionly gained fabrics that were the result of miscommunication?"
  • Prim: "Yes she did. I would've approved Miss Rarity's original work reguardless of Suri's custom mades because I did seen Rarity with those Fabrics first."
  • Silverware: "And are you aware of Fastion Week's, assassination problems?"
  • Prim: "Ugh, since DAY ONE!? Ever since I started this, Fastion Week, what was once the creame ala creame of fastion, turned into a glorifived battle-field?! ARE THE MARES THESE DAYS MAD?! When it's not every dirty cheating in the book, it's assassins, blackmail, and getting ponies arrested for crimes they didn't at all do or didn't mean to commit! Suri may've cheated, but at least it's something harmless like, a mere case of lying and miscommunication! At least she wasn't like the other contestents and tried to hire assassins on Rarity! I heard two of them conspired to drag an infamous Minotaur hitman into this to hunt her down! Fastion Week being like this is NOT what the fastion ponies who came up with the idea had in mind! It was meant to be a thing of beauty, not, NOT A HIDIOUS GORE-FEST AND SCANDEL FACTORY?! I signed up to judge fastion, not, not to, (started to cry), NOT TO WITNESS PONIES RUINING EACHOTHER'S LIVES?! (CRIES)!? CELESTIA HERSELF HAS MADE ALL FUTURE FASTION WEEKS HAVE INCRISTED SECURITY MORE LOCKED UP THEN THE HAYFIELD 64?! I DIDN'T BECAME A FASTION CRITIC TO WATCH BARBARISUM?! I JUST WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIII-HI-HI-H-HIE?!"
  • Prim fell apart crying!
  • Crane: ".... Oh dear."
  • Silverware: "There there, Miss Prim. One more question. Do you agree that the reason Suri did this, was because Rarity reminded her of Charity, one of Fastion Week's worse victims, and did the cheating act to protect her?"
  • Prim: "(Sniffles). Well, that, and she wanted to win the prize for herself. But then again, she's still better then the assassin hirers or the reputation ruiners."
  • Silverware: "And do you agree that Miss Rarity, as understandingly upset as she is, is over-reacting to everything and all this was because of miscommunication?"
  • Prim: "Yes.... However, Suri didn't exactly attempted to PROPERLY amend those mistakes, now did she? And Coco did reported her scandel with Rarity's original fabrics and was asked to stop using them. But instead, she just coated the things in a different color and STILL try to pass if off as her own. If you ask me, it seems that Suri does have some, askew morals. And I am not sure if this latest scandel concerning the recolored fabrics has ANYTHING to do with protecting Rarity."
  • Silverware: "Well, again, Suri hasn't been thinking straight lately, she lost her best protoshi to fastion week. You agree she's acting out cause of regret of not being able to protect Charity better, right?"
  • Prim: "I understood it. But I can't condone using personal tragity to justify an obvious case of making money off of someone else's idea. Rarity was obviously the original provider of those fabrics, and Suri gotten them through a misunderstanding and without getting a clarity of what Rarity meant by sample, she tried to pass the fabrics as her own. And as for trying to protect her, well, she could've just warned her that fastion week's more dangerious then abtertised and tell her to take her business else where! She didn't had to try and ruin her reputation!"
  • Silverware: "Well, you'll agree that Suri assumed Rarity wouldn't believe her if she just tried to tell her, right?"
  • Prim: Yes. Alot of new ponies don't tend to take the threat seriously until it's too late and-
  • Rarity: HAH! Bullcrap! She said that making money off MY work was wrong! That proves everything very well that SURI IS A CRIMINAL!!
  • Prim:... Uh... Did I say that? (The jury mumbles to themselves)
  • Suri: It, it was just a moment of-
  • Judge Colt: Sorry, Suri, but the facts have already been brought out. You profited from Ms. Rarity's designs KNOWING that it was wrong.
  • Silverware: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!!
  • Judge Colt: Overruled! Has the Jury reach a verdict?
  • Jury member 1: "It's not in her favor, your honor."
  • Judge Colt: I'm sorry, Ms. Polmare, but I feel the jury agrees with all of us. The court rules in favor of Ms. Rarity! (The Mane 5 look worried)
  • Rarity: (Her eyes tear up)... YES!!
  • Suri: (She has a blank expression as her eye twitches)... THIS IS NOT FAIR!!
  • Judge Colt: "Miss Suri, your sentenced to pay for the pilfered fabrics in full and you are to be removed from the fastion industry and black listed from it indeffently."
  • Suri: "WHAT!? BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT?! MANEHATTEN ISN'T EVEN IN YOUR JURDISTISTION!?"
  • Judge Colt: "I have friends there that can make that offitcal for me."
  • Suri: "I, duh, bah, gah, Miss Rarity, please reconsider this nonsensical case, I-"
  • Rarity: Too late! Perhaps your little protection didn't pay off after all. Maybe next time you'll think before stealing from me.
  • Suri:... NOOOOOOOOO!!! (The word echoes all across Ponyville)

Chapter 3: Suri's Life Ruined, and Two Young Bullies' Popularity Lost

A House in Ponyville

  • Suri: (From inside) AW, COME ON, FILTHY!!
  • Filthy: (Pushes Suri out) No, Suri! I am actually VERY ashamed to have fallen in love with you before. Your actions are unforgivable.
  • Suri: But you know I'm out of a job, and I'm broke! They foreclosed my house in Manehatten, and the least you can do is show compassion for a friend!
  • Flithy: "Suri, I'm sorry. But your newfound controversey will be bad for my business. Diamond Tiara is already suffering in shcool thanks to you! Your not even her mother, but yet the children are treating her like she's your daughter thanks to the color! Cheerilee is struggling to maintain order!"
  • Suri: "Filthy, please! Don't do this to me! I have no where else to go now! I, I just need to stay until I can find a way to convince miss Rarity that she was over-reacting! It's all a cause of miscommunication!"
  • Filthy: Sorry, but my mind is made up. I wish you luck. (Closes the door)
  • Suri:... (Sheds a tear as she walks away in sadness)

Ponyville Elementary

  • Diamond Tiara: (She and Silver Spoon are chased away) HEY, OW, WHOA!! IS THAT ANYWAY TO TREAT A POPULAR FILLY?!?
  • Filly #1: Oh, no way, your family is a total disgrace! We will NEVER forget that!
  • Filly #2: And by the way, you ain't popular anymore, missy. Your mother is a total thief, and Silver's lawyer uncle is a total failure.
  • Silver Spoon: DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY UNCLE LIKE THAT!!
  • Diamond Tiara: And by the way, Suri is NOT my mother. Have you even SEEN my mother's cutie mark? I'm sure it's not a bunch of buttons. (The fillies ignore them and leave) HEY! DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACKS ON US!! WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!! WE- (A tomato was thrown in her and Silver Spoon's faces)
  • Filly #3: THERE'S YOUR ATTENTION, LOSERS!! (The fillies laugh at them, and they both get reduced to tears as they ran off, being noticed by the CMCs)
  • Applebloom:... Well, Scootaloo, I warned you to be careful what you wished for.
  • Scootaloo: That was just a coincidence, this was coming for a while.
  • Sweetie Belle: You know... For once in my life... I actually feel sorry for Tiara and Spoon.
  • Applebloom: Me, too.
  • Scootaloo: ".... Seriously? Your being sorry for the same two fillies that tormented us for not having cutie marks and are likely to still come after us even when we're not blank-flanks anymore?"
  • Applebloom: "Well, mah sister said that they're only like this cause they're just being kids. Kids do alot of stupid things. It's part of growing up. Don't get me wrong, I don't see Tiara and Spoon changing while we're still kids, and I do doubt doing nice with them would change anything, but I am suggest that we-"
  • Scootaloo: "Oh no! I know what're you going to say! And you said so yourself! Even if we actselly HELP those two, they won't exactly give a proper thank-you outside of NOT insulting us for once! They'll just go back to being mean again afterwords as if nothing changed! It's cartoon cliché #43!"
  • Applebloom: "That may be true Scoot, but doing nothing will be worse! They are mean to us when they're happy or neutrol feeling. Can you imagine how mean they could be to us when they're emotionally distressed?"
  • Sweetie Belle: "And I once heard horror stories of fillies turning to violence and guns cause of having trouble in School! Can you imagine if Tiara and Spoon get guns?!"
  • Scootaloo: "Where are they even gonna find guns in Equestia? They're virtually non-existent!"
  • Applebloom: "My granny owns a shotgun and uses it surprisingly well! Do you REALLY wanna take that chance Scoots? If not guns, then they'll find something else JUST as dangerious!"
  • Scootaloo ponders.

Possable outcome one.

  • Cheerilee: "Now class, turn to chapter 43 on your textbooks."
  • The door slams open!
  • Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are dressed like cultests and have Darkspawnic symbols on them!
  • Diamond Tiara: "SWEETIE BELLE?! WE HAVE TURNED INTO DARKSPAWNIC WORSHIP AND HAVE COME TO SEEK HORRORABLE VENGENCE ON YOU?!"
  • The two summoned a Darkspawn Ogre that destroys the school!

Possable outcome 2.

  • Cheerilee: "Ok class, turn to chapter 54 on your history books."
  • the door slams open!
  • Tiara and Spoon are gothic.
  • Tiara: ".... Darkness is a vain of dispear. Socity is nothing but a heinious beast."
  • Silver Spoon: "We're also gay now."
  • Tiara: "Oh, and we just summoned zombies to destroy this place.
  • Zombie Ponies destroy the school.

Possable outcome 3.

  • Cheerilee: "Ok class, turn to chapter-"
  • BOOM!
  • Tiara and Silver Spoon on a wrecking ball!
  • Tiara: "WE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL?!"
  • The School falls apart.

Possable outcome 4.

  • Cheerilee: "Now class, tu-"
  • The door slams open!
  • It was Tiara and Silver Spoon!
  • Tiara: "VENGENCE, IS MINE, SWEETIE BELLE?!"
  • Tiara dons a trecherious artifact!
  • The entire planet blows up!

Possable outcome 5.

  • Cheerilee: "Ok cl-"
  • The door opens.
  • Police ponies came in.
  • Cheerilee: "THE POLICE?! WHAT IS GOING ON!?"
  • Police officer: "Ma'am, we regret to inform you that.... Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.... Have commited suiside by letting a hydra eat them. Their reason, was because Miss Rarity has caused her to suffer because your students stupidly accused her of being related to Suri Polomare based on color. We came to tell you that we're arresting Rarity for causing kiddie suiside. She's likely to be sentenced.... TO DEATH?!"
  • Cheerilee:... (Her screams are heard as the camera was on the school, and the screams actually caused the whole school to collapse)

Reality

  • Scootaloo:... You know, you may be right. Maybe we should help them
  • Applebloom: I knew you'd come around, Scoo.
  • Scootaloo: But I won't be very happy if they don't thank us like they should.
  • Sweetie Belle: "If they don't thank us, and trust me, there is a high probability, then we shouldn't blame them THAT hardly. They're likely insecure about the status quo and acting nice to those they considered inferior they're afraid would compromise that and make people think they're truely are pathic. It's what Twilight best discribes ponies trying to hard to fit in, that they mistake being mean as being cool."
  • Scootaloo: Well... Alright, let's go talk to them.

School Bathroom

  • Tiara: (She and Silver were still crying as they washed the tomato off of their faces, then the CMCs came in as the two saw them in the mirror)... What do you three want?
  • Spoon: Yeah, can't you see we're a little torn up over the fact that our lives are ruined!
  • Applebloom: Well, that's why we came.
  • Tiara: (They are both surprised)... Really? After all we did to you, you want to help us?
  • Sweetie Belle: Of course. I mean, nopony should be judged by their actions that much... Unless they're a villain.
  • Tiara: Well, you are wasting your time, blank-flanks!
  • Applebloom: Oh, come on, girls, we're practically the only fillies in this school who actually sympathize with you.
  • Sweetie Belle: If it'll make you girls happy, I'll talk to my sister and see if I can bring some sense into her.
  • Tiara: Oh, baloney! What she did was nothing more than personal vengeance. Now, nopony will listen to us because they're stupid enough to mistake Suri as my mom. Seriously, has learning about cutie marks taught them ANYTHING about identifying ponies through them? Are they all blind, or something?
  • Scootaloo: "Actselly, it's because that you and Suri both have purple and pink-like coloring, so they assumed that because of that, that Suri's your mom."
  • Tiara: ".... That, is the most retarded reasoning, I heard! Even if she's half my mother in some way, I had a REAL mother! EVERYONE KNOWS MY REAL MOTHER?! WHY ARE PONIES STUPID LIKE THAT!?"
  • Silver Spoon: "It might be because of my uncle being Silverware. They figured that because we have the same coloring as them-"
  • Tiara: "THAT'S EVEN MORE RETARDED!? I CAN GET SILVER BEING HATED FOR HAVING AN INCOMPIDENT LAWYER UNCLE, BUT WHY AM I DRAGGED INTO THIS!?"
  • Silver Spoon: "HEY, MY UNCLE'S NOT INCOMPIDENT!? SURI WAS JUST CAUGHT BY A TECNECALITY, THAT IS ALL! THE COURT WOULDN'T ALLOW HIM TO WORK AROUND THAT!?"
  • Tiara and Spoon began aguring!
  • Sweetie Belle: Girls, girls, you can't blame anypony for giving you a hard time. This was all just a misunderstanding. I'm sure we can help improve your reputations again.
  • Tiara: And why would we allow that?
  • Applebloom:... Because we're your only chance.
  • Tiara:... (Sighs) FINE! But that doesn't mean we'll be friends when all this is over.
  • Spoon: We'll only offer some gratitude since we are ponies of our word, but that's it.
  • Scootaloo: Will that be that you'll stop being jerks to us? (The other CMCs looked at her angrily)... Forget I said that.
  • Tiara: (Sighs)
  • Spoon: Tiara, are you sure we should trust them?
  • Tiara: Well, if they're the only ones who gives a flying feather about us, then I don't think we have a choice.
  • Spoon: Well, okay. (The two turn to the CMCs again)
  • Tiara: Alright, let's do it.
  • Sweetie Belle: Great. We can start by having me talk to my sister. I'm sure if she hears what has happened, then she can't say no.

Rarity's Boutique

  • Rarity: NO!
  • Sweetie Belle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'?!?
  • Rarity: I don't care if your school bullies are getting picked on, that's their problem. Suri got what she deserved.
  • Applebloom: Ms. Rarity, I am surprised at you for sayin' those words!
  • Sweetie Belle: Yeah, I thought you were better than that!
  • Rarity: "Look, I am sympathic for those fillies are getting blamed for Suri's crimes, but I can't help them if it means letting Suri get away with fastion imfridgement! I have to stand by my guard! Fastion integady is at stake! Suri robbed me of those fabrics and tried to pass it as her own!"
  • Sweetie Belle: So that's it? You're not going to go to the school, and tell everypony about Suri not being related to Tiara? Surely it can't be THAT hard!
  • Rarity: They wouldn't listen to me, anyway.
  • Sweetie Belle: But Rarity-
  • Rarity: FORGET IT, SWEETIE BELLE!! I'm sticking to my word that Suri deserved what she got.
  • Applebloom: Isn't that a bit harsh to say, Ms. Rarity?
  • Rarity: Oh, as if Suri wasn't harsh on me already. Why don't you girls grow up, and know what morality means?
  • Sweetie Belle: I could ask you the same thing!
  • Rarity: Just get out! My mind is made up! I'm not doing a thing, and that's that!
  • Sweetie Belle:... And here, I thought you were a great sister! But I guess I was wrong. Let's go, girls! (They left)
  • Rarity:... (Sighs)... Children don't understand law and order. What I did, was certainly the right thing. I gave Suri what she deserved. And who's gonna complain about it?

Ponyville.

  • Suri's mane is a mess and is reduced to begging.
  • Suri: "Spare change? Spare change for a victim of a misunderstanding and a rigged courtcase?"
  • Coco and Prim saw Suri in this state.
  • Coco: "... Oh, I know Suri needed to learn a lesson about her questionsable methods, but not like this."
  • Prim: "I know. It's my fault I seemed to have her stuck in this position. Should we try to talk to her?"
  • Coco: "She most likely hates us for what we did! We better not and just leave her be!"
  • Suri looked and saw Coco and Prim.
  • Suri: "YOU TWO!? How could you two do this to me!?"
  • Prim: "(Wispers) Just walk away and act as if we aren't hearing her! She's in that state where she'll say nothing but insults!"
  • Suri: I KNOW YOU HEAR ME, YOU TRAITORS!! LOOK AT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU!! (Grabs them by the tails)
  • Prim/Coco: AAHH!!
  • Suri: Guys, why would you do all this to me?
  • Coco: It-it-it wasn't our faults! We didn't mean any harm, we were only trying to prove you were innocent.
  • Suri: Then you outright dropped the ball by bringing up my little stunt, and getting Ms. Rarity to snap?!?
  • Prim: Well, in our defences, you didn't exactly corrected the misunderstanding yourself, so you are sort've guilty of fastion imfridgement, and trying to ruin the girl's reputation was, a kinda poor way of protecting her from the cruelty of fastion week... That and you did tried to snag the trophy for yourself.
  • Suri: "WELL IF I JUST TRIED TO WARNED HER, SHE WOULDN'T BELIEVED ME, NOW WOULD SHE?! SHE WOULD'VE ENDED UP LIKE CHARITY?! ANOTHER VICTIM!? PROTECTING HER WAS MORE IMPOURENT THEN THAT STUPID TROPHY AND GETTING MY LINE NOTICED?! ESPEICALLY SINCE SHE WAS ONE OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?! I DID THOSE AWFUL THINGS TO DISCOURAGE HER TO COME BACK TO THAT CUT-THROAT EVENT EVER AGAIN?! SHE WAS NOT READY FOR THE LIFE-RUINING/LIFE ENDING HORRORS OF THAT WEEK!?"
  • Coco: Ms. Polomare, calm down. If you want, I'll let you stay at my house.
  • Suri:... Really? After how much I put you through?
  • Coco: Well, you didn't mean much harm.
  • Suri: OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!
  • Prim: ".... But you could use a serious bath!"
  • Suri: "I know. I have to go dumpster swimming since even FOOD MERCENTS hate me now!?"
  • Coco: "You had to eat something.... From a dumpster?"
  • Suri: "Yes.... Awful, isn't it?"
  • Coco: ".... I'll be sure to pay for your tectris shot."

Chapter 4: Suri Gets Angrier

Coco's House

  • Suri: (She is seen in the shower, and her upper chest and crotch is blurred out)... I don't know what you're blurring out, we ponies are naked all the time, and they don't show our nipples or privates. (The blurs disappear)... Not arousing, OR even slightly amusing. Ugh, I'm so distressed I started to become post-modern! (She comes out of the shower, and dries off with a towel)
  • Coco's voice: "Are you done yet, Miss Suri? Silverware has came in. He looks very concerned. He might have something urgent to say."
  • Suri: "Oh what now?"

Living room.

  • Suri: "What is it this time, you failure?!"
  • Silverware: "Well, it's about your former career."
  • Suri: "I know, it is ruined!"
  • Silverware: "That's the thing! This new controversey is so bad, that.... Your reputation's forever ruined. There would virtually be no way to rebuild it. That is, if you sue Rarity back and prove her to be nothing but a gold digger and a raving loonatic!"
  • Suri: "ARE YOU MAD, YOU WORTHLESS IDIOT?! TRYING TO RUIN HER REPUTATION WAS WHAT GOT ME IN THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Silverware: "Hear me out! If we used the fact that Rarity is a pedaphile to a baby dragon, it would destroy her credability! Then we make it look as if she's nothing but a local nut! It's perfect!"
  • Suri: "...... Your, asking me, to ruin the good name of one of the heroes of Equestia? THE MEMBER OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY NO LESS, AND THE FRIEND OF THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP HERSELF?!"
  • Silverware: "I am just offering a counter-stragity against Rarity! She ruined your reputation, now you need to return the favor?!"
  • Suri: "THAT'S DEPLORABLE?! IT'LL ONLY SERVE TO MAKE IT WORSE ON ME?!"
  • Silverware: "Just trust me on this! I already called Harvy Wadder before I got here and told him we're counter-suing Rarity for career assassination and the muddening of character! We'll mop the floors with her disgusting pedophiliatic nature and the fact she once tried to turn Equestia into perfection while under the influence of Dark Magic from the sisters castle!"
  • Suri: "I refused to partake in this?!"
  • Silverware: "Hey, my career is on the line too here, so if we hope to reclaim it, we have to make Rarity look like the monster here?! She rejected being reasoned with Suri, so it's fair we fight fire with fire!"
  • Suri: "But, she reminds me too much of Charity, to ruin Rarity's life would be like to ruin Charity's!"
  • Silverware: "Hey, the ungrateful bitch deserves it! She, ruined, you! She ruined the great Suri Polomare! In fact, I, heard her bad mouth Charity."
  • Suri: ".... Excuse me?"
  • Silverware: "She told me herself. I went to her to ask her to reconsider her path, but not only did she insulted you, but she bad mouthed Charity, and said she was glad that, and I qoute, the stupid moronic talentless hack of a mare got killed! What a heartless bitch if I ever saw one!"
  • Suri got angry!
  • Suri: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT UNGRATEFUL WENCH!? IF SHE WANTS TO HATE ME, FINE?! BUT IF YOU INSULT CHARITY, THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE?! SILVERWARE, WE ARE GONNA SEE THIS THROUGH?!"
  • Silverware thinks: "Hehehe, the old lying trick never failed me before, it's not gonna now."
  • Silverware: "Then a toast, Suri. (Brings out some wine) A toast, to payback!"
  • Suri: "TO PAYBACK?!"
  • Coco: "Uh, can I say something?"
  • Suri: Yes, you may speak, Coco.
  • Coco: "... Are you, even sure Rarity said that? Even if she's mad at you, she doesn't seem like the kind of mare who would mock someone she doesn't know who's dead just because they're assusiated with you. How do you know Silverware isn't lying just to get you to help him rebuild his reputation as a good lawyer?"
  • Silverware: And... And why would I do that?
  • Suri: Yeah, why would he do that?
  • Coco: I don't know, why don't you ask him yourself?
  • Suri: "Coco, your just over-reacting. He knows what he's doing and he's too professional to take advantage of my problems for his own gain."
  • Coco: "I, I honestly hope that it is just that."
  • Silverware: ("Oh, of course you do, you little b****!")
  • Suri: Now, we shall begin the court case soon. That pony thinks she can just have me punished after all I tried to do for her? I SAVED HER LIFE, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!? Well, this time, she is going to pay. (Cackles)

Later...

  • Suri: (Goes into her room chuckling) Yes! This is going to be better than I thought. Ms. Rarity is going to find out what happens when you don't give proper gratitude to those who tried to help. (Unknown to her, she was being watched by familiar faces) If she wants my life to be ruined for a simple mistake, then I shall ruin HERS in return! Nothing is going to- (She is eventually sacked by the figures) MMPPHHH!! MMMMPPPPPHHHH!! MMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPHHHH!!!
  • ???: Great work, boys. Let's take her back to base. (Chuckles)

An Unknown Location.

  • Suri was let out.
  • Suri: "OK, YOU CRETINS?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!"
  • A Metal claw points itself at her!
  • It belonged to Nidhiki
  • Nidhiki: "You should consider giving proper respect for the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire."
  • Suri: ".... Wow, I got kidnapped by the Scourge Imperials? That's so rare these days! It's normally those cultest villain leage or Team Nefarious, or even the Indiependent villain of the episode most often."
  • Krekka came in.
  • Krekka: ".... Wow, do our rebelion problems made us THAT infrequent that people are more surprise about us appearing? I mean, in a way that it's more of a harmless surprise and not a, horrored surprise."
  • Nidhiki: "These are sad times where people are more mildly amazed of our appearence then horrorfived."
  • Hundun came in.
  • Hundun: "Sad times indeed, sad like a sad little girl crying over the loss of her faverite toy doll has she had from her mother that earned a bond worthy of ages."
  • Suri: "Wow, you kinda talk poeticly for a Scourge Imperial. If you ever felt that being a villain isn't enough, you would make a wonderful living as a poet and-"
  • Hundun: "(Grabs Suri by the tail and forms a threatening fist) QUIET YOU WITH SILENCE?!"
  • Suri: "Shutting up now."
  • ???: "Now, now, now, Gentlemen. We have no need to be aggresive with poor miss Suri. She's but a victim of yet another case of the unreliability of the justice system."
  • Nidhiki: "We're just trying to instaill obedience sir. No intentional bodly harm is meant."
  • ???: Well, good. (The figure appears to be Meng Tao from the Kung Fu Panda series) I don't need her screaming and alerting our presence.
  • Suri: Uh... Who are you?
  • Meng Tao: Oh, where are my manners? I am Meng Tao, new personal advisor of Dark Dragon, one of two in fact, and ally to Hundun here.
  • Hundun: Yeah, we've been friends for quite a while since he joined sometime ago. This is first time going on a conquest mission since he was mostly on rebelion control duty.
  • Suri: Well, what do you want? I'm just a former fashion designer who's got some business to take care of involving an ungrateful pony who wanted personal revenge on me.
  • Meng Tao: Well, you see, that's what we came for. We came to help you with that.
  • Suri: You did?... Have you been spying on me?
  • Krekka: Oh, TOTALLY! We saw you whining in the court like a little baby! (Nidhiki slaps him) OW! Okay, sorry!
  • Meng Tao: Alright, before you get the wrong idea, I must say upfront that I sympathize with your current problem. We understand that you were trying to protect... Well... One of our own enemies... But we understand.
  • Suri: Uh... Isn't that what villains AREN'T supposed to do?
  • Meng Tao: "Yes, THAT is an oxy moron isn't it? Let me better explain. While we're not nessersarly HUGE FANS of you trying to protect one of our enemies, we at least respect you were a victim of circtenstances... Give or take your own moral faults."
  • Suri: "Well that doesn't sound very, Scourge Imperial-like."
  • Meng Tao: "Not the point. What is though, is that Rarity should've better appresiated what you at least more or less tried to do. Granted, even if it was because of a scandel or two, you still tried to help the ungrateful wrench."
  • Suri: "Well, thanks for the out of character offer, but, Silverware has already offered me an oppertunity to-"
  • Krekka: "Yeah, spoiler warning on that one! Concerning he's the same guy who FAILED to stop this problem to begin with, I uh, I kinda don't think he's gonna do any better here now."
  • Meng Tao: "In otherwords, all this "Silverware" would do is just make the situation more problematic. Even if his plan is admitingly solid, as long as Rarity has actess to "Harvy Wadder", who is really an alias for Crane of the Furious Five himself, even an almost flawless stragity could only work for so far and long."
  • Suri: "Oh like getting involve with you guys is any better. Getting involved with villain teams is slightly worse then character assassination."
  • Hundun: "Well that is sort've a strong arguement there and-"
  • Meng Tao: "UP UP! Now, I cannot deny that truth, but here's the difference, at least WE would offer proper results, and MUCH, more satisfying revenge. Besides, you've proven that your not afraid to do things illegitly before, so why try to use the system that obviously failed you?"
  • Suri: "..... Well, my reputation would be crap anyway, so, why not? BUT I HAVE STANDERDS!? We are only going as far to ruin Rarity's credability and THAT'S IT!? NO KILLING, UNDERSTAND ME?!"
  • Meng Tao: "Well, it might look abit odd for the imperial standerds set by Dark Dragon, but fair enough. We'll agree to seek venegnce apawn Rarity and her family. And, it is WAY worse then just calling her a pedophile, but we ensure you, it's not murder-bad."
  • Suri: "Well good, I'm glad we have an agreement. Now, can I go back home no-"
  • Suri gets sacked again!
  • Suri: "(Muffed) THIS ISN'T REALLY NESSERSARY?!"
  • Hundun: "Nothing personal. It's for security reasons miss."

Chapter 5: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Help Tiara and Spoon/Silverware's Undoing

Ponyville School.

  • Cheerilee: "Now, students, I can understand that your unhappy with the actions of Suri Polomare in being respectful to Rarity's feelings, but as we agreed, Diamond Tiara, while sharing almost simular colors and some possability of being half-related, is not, I repeat, NOT Tiara's real mother! We've all seen Tiara's real and currently un-canon mother before, so there's no excuse to treat her unfairly for it. As for Silver Spoon, Silverware, her uncle, is just doing his job of being a lawyer, they're required to be amoral to who they protect... Though I'm not very fond of him myself coming in the defence of an ex-husband I had once. I was luckly my ex had the compassion to work against Silverware's wishes and admit he was at fault. But we still went our seperate ways ever since. But enough talking about my life. My point is, I don't resent Silver Spoon for being related to that jacka-oh, uh, that mule of a pony! (The Donkey from the canon show is seen.) No offence. (He respectfully nodded in agreement and walked off.) Now then... We're at an agreement of not being mean to Tiara and Spoon now?" (The class mumbles in agreement) Great! It's okay, girls, you can come out, now. (Tiara and Spoon come out)
  • Spoon: Thanks for understanding, everypony, we- (The class boos again)
  • Tiara: OH, WHAT IS IT NOW?!? (The class starts throwing crumpled paper balls at Spoon)
  • Spoon: AAHHH!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME FOR?!?
  • Filly #1: SPOON IS STILL A DISGRACE!!
  • Sweetie Belle: (From behind) AW, COME ON!!

Later...

  • Tiara: Well, I have to honestly admit I wasn't expecting that Spoon would be harder to improve again than me.
  • Scootaloo: Yeah, we should've known that, too.
  • Tiara: But at least you got me popular again, so that's a good thing. Thank you.
  • Applebloom:... She... She actually said thank you to us!
  • Scootaloo: Never thought she would say that to blank-flanks.
  • Tiara: Hey, like I said, this doesn't make us friends. As soon as Spoon's popularity is restored, we're going back the way things were.
  • Scootaloo: Oh, REALLY?!? After how we just got your popularity back?
  • Sweetie Belle: Scootaloo, what did we tell you? They'll turn their backs on us if we don't accept this! It's better than seeing them lonely!
  • Spoon: So... How are you going to fix MY popularity?
  • Cheerilee came in.
  • Cheerilee: "Well, if I can help, you can start by figuring out what caused Silver Spoon to be even more unpopular then Tiara."
  • Scootaloo: "Well, it depends. Spoon, is there a chance that your uncle is trying something stupid just to get his reputation back on track?"
  • Silver Spoon: "Well, my uncle is known to be stubbernly prideful, so he has been known to convince his clients that, should he lose a case, they need to sue back against the people that ruin them and often make them MUCH worse then the previously accused."
  • Cheerilee was reading a newspaper and gulped.
  • Cheerilee: "Uh, Silver, I think that is exactly what is happening."
  • Silver Spoon: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"
  • Cherilee: Well... Look! (Shows them the newspaper)
  • Sweetie Belle:... WHAT?!? THEY'RE COUNTER-SUING MY SISTER?!?
  • Cheerilee: Well, yes. I mean, Rarity did mainly done this out of personal revenge.
  • Sweetie Belle: That is absolutely ridiculous! My sister may be a little out of character at times, but she is certainly not one for personal revenge.
  • Cheerilee: "I think even refined ponies like Rarity are prone for out-of-character mistakes, Sweetie Belle. Rarity was understandingly upset about those fabrics. She obviously forgot who she really is."
  • Silver Spoon: Well, it says that they're intending to use certain facts against her such as... 'A pedophilic relationship with a baby dragon-'
  • Cherilee: (Grabs the paper) Uh, I think you've seen enough of that, girls. You're a bit too young to know about that stuff. But aside from that, he's also using against her that time when she was under the influence of a bewitched book which made Ponyville look a little 'too perfect'.
  • Sweetie Belle: (The 5 fillies gasped)... THEY WOULDN'T!!!
  • Applebloom: That is just underhooved and cruel!
  • Cheerilee: "(Wisper) Silverware in a nutshell. (Outloud) AHEM! They would argue the same thing for Rarity suing Suri over a simple case of miscommunication. Suri obviously felt unfairly prosecuted and in her state of confusion, ended up accepting advice from Silverware."
  • Diamond Tiara: "I don't know. I have met Suri once or twice, and she doesn't seem like the type to bow to things like that so easily, even stressed."
  • Silver Spoon gulped.
  • Silver Spoon: "Did I, mentioned that my uncle has a bad lying habit? I mean, Uncle Silverware may or may not've of convinced Suri to go through with this by... Saying that Rarity bad-mouthed that Charity pony."
  • Sweetie Belle:... THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!! NOPONY TALKS ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT!!
  • Applebloom: I think we need to do something about this.
  • Cherilee: Uh, I don't think you can, girls, school isn't over yet.
  • Applebloom: Well, you're together with my big brother, so can you tell him to bring a message to the Lodgers?
  • Cherilee: Well, it is lunch time, so I think I have enough time to contact Big Mac before classtime.
  • Scootaloo: Thank you very much, Ms. Cherilee.
  • Cheerilee: Anything for the fillies that gave me a special somepony... If not a bit forcefully.
  • Spoon: And how is this going to improve my popularity? If the students were to find out that my uncle is a liar and a user, I'd be even MORE ruined!
  • Sweetie Belle: "Depends, do you even APPROVE of your uncle being like this?"
  • Silver Spoon: "I love my uncle as a family member, but I don't approve of his methods at all! I just want him to be a nice uncle, like he used to, before Aunt Silver Plate...... Devorced him badly."
  • Applebloom:... Well, what happened?
  • Spoon: Well, it was something that changed him. Leave it at that.
  • Scootaloo: You're not gonna tell us?
  • Spoon: Not to blank-flanks, even if you want to help us. It's something that I would prefer to keep to myself.
  • Tiara: Just tell us, Spoon. We're gonna just keep asking you, anyway.
  • Spoon:... (Sighs) Fine! It all started years ago...

Flashback

  • (Silver Spoon): "Uncle Silverware was more of a socialy awkword, 'always saying the wrong things' kind of fool before he became a lawyer. Daddy discribe him as "A pony who always puts his hoove in his mouth", though I have NO idea what that means cause I never see him actselly do it."
  • (Cheerilee): "It's an expression for those who always say the wrong things for every situation."
  • (Silver Spoon): Oh, of course. Anyway, Silverware was a happy pony at that time, and loved Silver Plate very much. They were married for over 10 years, and his career as a lawyer for certain ponies was perfect. That is until one certain day when Silverware was given a major duty to defend my older cousin, Platinum Plate. Platinum was known to make, stupid mistakes. His biggest one was a counter-feiting operation and several links to the Griffin Mafia as well as several other criminal groups. Silverware tried to claim it was all an act of insanity, that Cousin Platinum couldn't help himself. But, a slightly better lawyer, while agreeing to the claim, did proved that Platium had a prior history of making the same mistakes before and the Equestia justice system can no longer afford to let it get worse by letting Platinum go, so....
  • Judge: "Has the Jury reached the verdict on Platinum Plate?"
  • Jury #1: Guilty!
  • (Silver Spoon): So my cousin had to be sent to prison for 10 years. Aunt Silver Plate wasn't very happy with Silverware after that since he was unable to protect their own son. So... She got a divorce. Silverware was unsuccessful at talking her out of it, and she left forever. As a result... Silverware grew bitter and rude.

Present

  • Scootaloo: Are you serious? He's like this all because his wife left him?
  • Spoon: This is serious, blank-flank! Imagine if you were in his shoes!
  • Scootaloo: I'd dare my husband to try it without having all he owns be MY property.
  • Spoon: (Sighs) That is not the point! There are other ways to lose a loved one besides divorce. By Celestia, you're not taking this seriously! Silverware is a liar and a user because of family problems, and you treat that like it was the loss of a pet!
  • Scootaloo: Oh, we understand, Spoon! We may be kids, but we're not stupid! I was just saying that being a jerk like this because of his own problems is never a true excuse to hurt anyone. Esepically on things completely unrelated to his problems!
  • Tiara: "Yeah Spoon, the blank-flank for once made a good point. Cause of him desiding to be stupid again, your asentually still resented by them!"
  • Tiara points to the Class looking at Silver Spoon from the window, still as angry as ever.
  • Sweetie Belle: "Yeah. He's inadvertingly hurting you, just to get even with Rarity."
  • Silver Spoon: ".... I, do see what your getting at, but good enough excuse or not, he's still just troubled, so I can't stand the idea of him being judged for just secretly blaming himself to not help cousin Platinum."
  • Scootaloo: So... What do we do?
  • Cherilee: Well, it's 1 minute until lunch time, so you girls had better get moving. I'll talk to Big Mac and get that message for you. I assure you that everything will turn out alright at the end.
  • Applebloom: I sure hope so. I'd hate to see Rarity going through the same problems as Suri after this trial is done. Let's go, girls. (The 5 leave for lunch)

Rarity's bonticke.

  • Rarity: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTSELLY HAPPENING TO ME CRANE!? SURI'S TRYING TO DESTROY MY REPUATION!?"
  • Crane: "Or she's just fighting to prove that once and for all that this is NOTHING but a misunderstanding and that you need to apologies for making an accusation even reguardless of being told the truth! I personally can't bring myself to blame Suri for this because in this situation, she's a legit victim of a mare that didn't appresiated another mane's albeit poor way of protecting you of a contest more deadly then frilly."
  • Rarity: "Crane, your suppose to be fighting for me! We need to discredit this lawsuit as a publisity stunt! Who knows what she plans to use against me?!"
  • Crane: "Well, uh... Today's newspaper has a throey on what that might be."
  • Rarity: "What do you mean?!" (Crane shows her the newspaper)... (A glass shatter was heard as her eyes engorged, then the camera went onto her boutique) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!! (The glass windows of her boutique shatter)
  • Crane:... Wow!
  • Rarity: THIS IS FLAT-OUT BLACKMAIL MATERIAL!! SURI IS DEFINITELY ACTING LIKE A JERK NOW!!
  • Crane: Whoa, whoa, Rarity, calm down, I'm sure that Judge Colt wouldn't agree with these facts. He'd think these are all just a way to make you look bad.
  • Rarity: Well... *Sniff*... I think it might work! MY LIFE IS OVEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEERRR!!! (Cries)
  • Crane: Well, not to sound rude, or anything, but I think this might teach you not to use things like this for personal revenge.
  • Rarity: SHE IS A THIEF!! AND NOW, SHE IS A FLAT-OUT BLACKMAILING B****!! SHE'S the one doing personal revenge, not me! I don't know what idiot got her to pull this off, but this is something that only a vengeful maniac would do!
  • Crane: "Rarity, didn't you even paid attention to Suri's testamony? Outside of some faults, she mainly did it to protect you from being a victim of Fastion Week's assassin problem, or something worse."
  • Rarity: "Oh please! Unless I get proof, PHYSICAL proof, that some fellow fastion designers want me murdered by a minotaur hitman, I am NOT gonna believe what that thief is saying!"
  • Crane: "Ok, I'll ask the Lougers to investigate further into this claimed assassination attempt to get some truth into this. But I want you to remember that, you ponies have purity, so, even if Suri has a compromised one, you can't ever afford to make it worse by ruining their lifes. That's the same mistake Dead Sea's parents made. And your fully aware what happened to Dead Sea after he was rejected one too many times!"
  • Rarity said nothing, but out of being surprised.
  • Rarity: ".... Your saying that, making Suri worse was, somehow my fault?"
  • Crane: "Not intentionally, but sometimes, ponies tend to go nuts when they felt their livelihoods are ruined. Remember how badly Starlight had it?"
  • Rarity gulped, and remembered what happened to Starlight.
  • Crane: "Yeah. She felt she wasn't adiquite enough to make friends and blamed it on cutie marks! She adopted an anti-cutie mark philosify and for two times was a problem to Equestia! Can you imagine how dangerious an earth Pony can be? Well, for a rather extreme exsample, let's take a brief look at Pred Judu Des, huh?"
  • Rarity: "..... It's, not I don't see what your trying to say, but... I, I still feel as if I need some comfirmination before I believe the words of a thie-, err, well, before I believe in Suri again."
  • Crane: "Then let me get the Lougers to see if they can find that proof. I'll have them ask Coco and Prim on who were the ponies who wanted to assassinate yoy and interview those two. That way, we can resolve this mess without anymore lawsuit wars and everyone will go back to their lives."
  • Rarity: ".... Ok, I'll, give it a shot."
  • Crane: Good. This pointless dispute needs to be solved one way or another.
  • Rarity: Though that won't mean that I will forgive Suri for stealing my work and profiting from it, KNOWING that it was wrong.
  • Crane: Rarity!
  • Rarity: No, it would be bad for my business if I were to go soft on her after all she did. There are still those in Equestria who might still hate her after all this is over.
  • Crane:... (Sighs) Well, no wonder your little sister hates you now. That kind of attitude is guaranteed to ruin a reputation.
  • Rarity: What choice do I have? She can have her career back since... Well... It's what her cutie mark represents... But I'm going to file a restraining order on her when all this is over.
  • Crane:... Well, I guess I can't stop you, then. But I'm just warning you to be careful, otherwise you'll probably lose your career in half a second. Trust me, from my time as a louger, I seen too many people going to harsh extremes just to get back at their wrong-doers, and they end up being wrong-doers themselves and lose the respect of socity. I am just saying. Do not be too surprised if some way or another, ponies would stop hating Suri and start having a negitive opinion on you should they realise that this whole thing was from miscomminication.
  • Crane walked off, and Rarity started to look more and more concerned about what is being said.

Twilight's Castle.

  • Twilight was communicating with Celestia on the communicater.
  • Twilight: "I'm just worried that Rarity may've unknowingly turn Suri into another Starlight. I have seen what happens to ponies when their lives and liveihoods are ruined, I'm worried Suri may end up going down the same road. I need some help in stoping this. You and Luna have the power to over-rule any lawsuit, espeically if they were born from misunderstandings."
  • Celestia: "And I'll be more then glad to put a halt to this. I was given the newspaper, and it appears this misunderstanding has already started to sprial. Suri and Silverware are counter-suing Rarity for what she just did."
  • Twilight: "I was afraid of this. What processed Rarity to act like she actselly cares about money and fame?! I thought ponies who are the element of genorosity are suppose to not think about themselves!"
  • Celestia: "Well, it kinda was why the elements originally belonged to the Alicorns. Baring certain exsamples of failure to do otherwise, we, usually kinda know better then to give in to urges that make us act out on things we don't fully understand."
  • Twilight: "Thanks. I'll have to talk to Suri and see if I can convince her to calm down. Knowing about Silverware's past, she may've been convinced that Rarity said something awful about her if she's risking her reputation even more on a Lawsuit. If anything, Suri would be more likely to lay low then being like this."
  • Celestia: "Well, I suspect this to be the work of Silverware as well, because in the paper, he plans to have Rarity look worse then Suri by painting her as a pedophile and a maniac by using her relationship with Spike and that mess with the book from the old castle. I'm worried that even with "Harvy Wadder", even Judge Colt may begrudingly bow to these claims."
  • Twilight: "Then I diffently need to talk to Suri now!"
  • Celestia: Well... Uh... I don't think you can talk to her in time. They convinced Colt to have the case today.
  • Twilight: WHAT?!? Aw, man, now how are we going to fix this? Both Suri and Rarity have been making fools of themselves, and time is short!
  • Celestia: Not to worry. I'm sure the Shell Lodgers are being called in to fix this problem.
  • Twilight: But... What will they do? You know as well as I that interrupting a court case is strictly forbidden.
  • Celestia: That's why I'm going there and ordering the court case to be postponed. If Silverware thinks he can help Suri make a fool of herself that quickly, then he is mistaken!
  • Twilight: Well... I hope you know what you're doing.

Courthouse

  • Suri: (Rarity is seen in a room as Suri comes in) Well, Ms. Rarity, I hope you're prepared for the payback I am about to inflict on you.
  • Rarity: Suri, what kind of idiot do you think you are using blackmail material against me? What makes you think that the Judge will not dub these facts as blackmail material?
  • Suri: I talked to the judge about it, actually. He is certainly displeased that our greatest fashionista is a little pedophile.
  • Rarity: LIES!! ALL LIES!!
  • Suri: It's true. He's very furious. He says as soon as this court case is settled, you will NEVER work in fashion again for as long as you live!
  • Rarity: YOU MONSTER!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS!!!
  • Suri: Hey, I thought YOU were better than what you did to me days ago. My career has been ruined thanks to you. I was only trying to help, and how do you thank me? BY SUING ME IN COURT!!!
  • Rarity: Oh, you know why I had to do it, you little thief! You wilfully marketed from MY work as if you learned nothing!
  • Suri: That doesn't matter right now-
  • Rarity: YES IT DOES!!! THAT MISTAKE GUARANTEED YOU TO BE SUED!! You stole for me KNOWING it was wrong, and you got what you deserved.
  • Suri: And I am going to give you what YOU deserve right here, right now! Once all of Equestria knows all the horrible acts you've done, your life will crumble!
  • Rarity: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
  • Suri: Oh, I already have! See you in court, you ungrateful mule! (Exits the room)
  • Rarity:... (Softly cries on the table)

Meanwhile...

  • Judge Colt: (With Silverware) Well, Silverware, I must say, you are proving to be a good lawyer than I expected. You gave Suri full confidence again.
  • Silverware: Yes. I'm sure Ms. Rarity will pay for her actions against Ponyville.
  • ???: Oh, no, she's not! (Celestia teleports there)
  • Celestia: Because this case is based on nothing but a web of lies!
  • Judge Colt: Your highness! I... Uh... What're you doing here?
  • Celestia: I came here to tell you that whatever Silverware told you and Suri was not true. Rarity is a nice pony, and she is absolutely not the one to insult Suri's old protégé. All that was just a lie.
  • Silverware: Oh, yeah? Prove it!
  • Celestia: I talked to her 5 minutes ago. She said she did no such thing.
  • Judge Colt:... Silverware, is this true?
  • Silverware: No, of course not!
  • Celestia: No more lies, Silverware! You're a fool to deceive the justice system like this! Your ex-wife would be VERY ashamed at something like this.
  • Silverware: YOU LEAVE SILVER PLATE OUT OF THIS!!!
  • Celestia: I'd lower your tone if I were you. I am the ruler of Equestria after all.
  • Silverware: Judge, don't listen to any of this, she's crazy! (Realised what he just said....) Uh, that is to say, it's, not usually in her ahority to get involved with small time court cases!
  • Judge Colt: It IS when High-profile ponies like ONE OF THE MANE 6 are concerned! Also, Celestia is not the one to deceive, Silverware! You are officially off this case as of now!
  • Silverware:... What?!? But I--
  • Judge Colt: No excuses! I'm sure your boss will be very disappointed at this. You are a disgrace to your career... AND your family name! Now get out of this court house immediately before I call security!
  • Silverware: THIS DOESN'T MAKE THE CASE ANYMORE FAIR!! SURI NEEDS ME!!
  • Judge Colt: Not after she hears about this. (On radio) Get me security! (Silverware is thrown out of the court house as this was seen by Judge Colt through the window)... Now we need to inform Suri and Rarity of the deception.

A room.

  • Suri: "SILVERWARE DID WHAT?!"
  • Rarity: "Exactly?! Whatever he said about me, it's a lie to trick you like an idiot to sue me over false claims of being a pedophile and of an insodent UNRELATED to this situation!?"
  • Suri: ".... OH, SHIT!? This was exactly WHAT Coco tried to warned me about?! I AM SO GONNA GET A NEW LAWYER OUT OF THIS!? But I still demand an apology for this outrage!?"
  • Celestia: "Actselly, you both are acting out in an unacceptable way and need to be seperated from each other from making MORE mistakes! Suri, I am sending you to be in Twilight's Castle, Rarity, you will simply return to your own home. You BOTH need time to vent out your frustrations and calm down. I can agree that you BOTH made mistakes. Suri's improper way to protect Rarity from danger and theft crime, and Rarity simply over-reacting again like when she had a hang-nail."
  • Before Rarity and Suri can say anything, the two were sepereated and taken by the guards.

Twilight's Castle.

  • Suri was pouting.
  • Suri: "It's bad enough my reputation is ruined, now it may be to the point of no return thanks to THAT idiot lawyer?! He was using me to get back his reputation!?"
  • ???: Not to worry, my dear Suri!
  • Suri: What? Who said that?
  • The Scougre Imperials appeared.
  • Suri: "Oh right. You guys. Here to glout about how Silverware really was a failure?"
  • Krekka: "Yeah we heard about that, it was hilarious! (Laughs stupidly until Nidhiki slapped him!) OWCH!?!"
  • Nidhiki: "She's inconvincenced enough as it is! Don't make it worse!?"
  • Meng Tao: But in all seriousness, Ms. Polomare, that court case wouldn't have worked anyway. We have our own plans for you to have your revenge.
  • Suri: And... You're still keeping your word with no killing?
  • Hundun: Oh, of course!
  • Suri: Well, I hope so. I wouldn't have to report what I saw of you to the others.
  • Meng Tao:... (Gulps)... And we acknowledge that. (Chuckles) But anyway, we'll take care of this problem for you.
  • Suri: And how will you do that?
  • Meng Tao: "Well, since we're already in Twilight's castle, all you need to do is convince the princess to come here."
  • Suri: "Wait, what does the PRINCESS have anything to do with this?"
  • Meng Tao: "It's, more so a term of our agreement to make Rarity and several others pay. You see, to do that, we need to prevent the elements of harmony from, becoming a problematic factor."
  • Suri: "So you guys asentually want me to lure the princess here?"
  • Hundun: "Yeah pretty much."
  • Suri: "Ok, but don't expect quick results. Princess Twilight wouldn't be a princess if she was gulliable."
  • Meng Tao: "But she IS trusting to a fault! That's just as helpful as actual gulliability if you just say the right words."
  • Suri: "Ok, but still, don't be surprise if you had to wait like, an hour or so. The Princess of friendship thinks my purity may be "compromised" thanks to Rarity, so she's cautious around me! ME?! A compromised purity?! I'm the victim here! It's Miss Rarity with the compromised purity, why-"
  • Meng Tao: "Miss Suri? Do remember the plan."
  • Suri: "Oh right."
  • Suri walks off.

The Map area.

  • Twilight was pacing worringly.
  • Spike: So, the court case was cancelled, huh?
  • Twilight: Yes, thank Celestia... Literally. She went there and told the judge everything, and he kicked Silverware out of the case, and eventually decided that the court case was pointless since it was all based on a lie.
  • Spike: Well, good, I wouldn't want to see anything bad happen to Rarity. Especially since they tried to use my relationship against her!
  • ???: Princess Twilight? (Suri appears) Would you come to my staying quarters if you please?
  • Twilight: Why? What seems to be the problem?
  • Suri: "Well, I just need to express my true feelings about this whole mess."
  • Twilight: Well... If you're sure, then okay.
  • Suri: Great. Come with me. (They leave)
  • Spike: Uh, Twilight?
  • Twilight: Yes, Spike?
  • Spike:... Something doesn't feel right. Is there a reason why she's wanting to talk to you in her room instead of out here? Isn't it a little suspicious that she wants you in a simple place?
  • Twilight:... Wow, I think you're overreacting, Spike.
  • Suri: Uh, of course. Why would that be the case?
  • Spike: I could ask you the same thing, actually.
  • Twilight: "I think it may've been because Suri doesn't want to cus in front of you, Spike. She's likely still, peeved off about Rarity."
  • Spike: Uh... I think that may not be the case.
  • Twilight: Spike, you're probably just worried about Rarity or something. You probably need a nap.
  • Spike:... Well... Okay. If you say so. But I'll be there in a few minutes to check up on you.
  • Twilight: Alright, if that's what you want. (Spike leaves)
  • Suri:... Do other magic-studying ponies have dragon assistants?
  • Twilight: Not necessarily. Dragons are a pretty risky choice when it comes to assistants.
  • Suri: Well... Where did this crush on Ms. Rarity thing come from?
  • Twilight: Don't ask me, he's the one with the senses.
  • Suri: Well, okay, let's go. (They all leave)

Suri's Room

  • Suri and Twilight entered in.
  • Twilight: "Ok Suri, what do you want to talk about?"
  • Suri: "..... Before we start, I just wanna say.... I'm sorry for what is about to happen."
  • Twilight: "Huh? What do you-"
  • A green ray hits Twilight and disables her!
  • Twilight: "AGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Suri sighed in sadness, not clearly proud of the deception.
  • Nidhiki and Krekka entered the area and grabbed the disabled Twilight.
  • Twilight: "What's going on I-"
  • Saw Krekka and Nidhiki.
  • Twilight: "The Scourge Empire? Wow. That is so rare. But in all seriousness, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?!"
  • Meng Tao laughed as he and Hundun entered in as well.
  • Meng Tao: "Isn't it obvious, Princess? It's to make sure you won't become a problem to Suri's payback against Rarity's act of injustice over a mere cause of miscommunication."
  • Twilight: "I was afraid of this. I have anpisapated many a possablity villains would take advantage of a pony who's purity is compromsied! Though, I kinda considered you guys doubtful, because, doesn't the Dark Dragon HATE ponies?"
  • Suri: "Wait what?!"
  • Hundun: "QUIET YOU WITH SILENCE!?"
  • Hundun punched Twilight in the gut!
  • Suri: "Now wait a minute! Neither of you 4 mentioned that the Dark Dragon hated Equestian ponies!"
  • Meng Tao: "Well, that was a "you didn't really need to know" basis sort've thing. We insist that the emperor's views doesn't nessersarly exsamplyfy our own."
  • Twilight: "True as that may be, there are some things they do take to heart with the Dark Dragon, and that's to congure Equestia and enslave all inhapidents, like they done to many other worlds!"
  • Hundun: "Once again, QUIET YOU WITH SILENCE!?"
  • Hundun punches Twilight in the gut again!
  • Suri: "Now wait a minute, I thought you people were here to help me, you didn't say anything about conquest and a emperor that hates ponies!"
  • Meng Tao: "I take no attempts to hide the empire's, controverseal reputation, but this is a legit mission to correct an injustice against a Miss Rarity. And we still take our promise not to kill anyone to heart."
  • Twilight: "I would advise not taking them seriously Suri! Ever since they used to have Emperor Fang, the Scourge Empire is netourious of being an empire of liers and killers! And good chances are, two kung fu panda villains and darkspawnic bio-machines are not exactly trustable people!"
  • Nidhiki: "OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU ANNOYING BEAST OF BURDEN!?"
  • Krekka: "YEAH, CAN IT, SISTER?!"
  • Suri: Oh, who cares if they hate ponies, or want nothing but world domination? I'm sure they'll promise that they'll do nothing but help me get revenge on Rarity.
  • Meng Tao: And you have my word that we will! (Chuckles)
  • Twilight: Suri, I wouldn't trust them! Villains are known to be pretty sneaky. They'll betray you before you even know it! They'll do more than ruin Rarity's life! You are making a mistake trusting them!
  • Suri: Time will tell, my dear Princess.
  • Hundun: (Knocks Twilight out) Now, let's make sure she's never found.
  • Suri: And... Uh... I think you should take care of her dragon assistant, too. He said he'll be coming any minute.
  • Meng Tao: With pleasure! Nidhiki, Krekka, feel free to go after Young Spike. Though yor not allowed to spill blood, feel free to have your fun if the brat resists.
  • Nidhiki and Krekka laughed evily.

Castle main lobby.

  • Spike: "Oh, what's taking her so long. I get they may've gone into a long conversation, but it shouldn't be THIS long! I should check up on them." (He goes out the door, only to be sacked by Nidhiki and Krekka) HMMPPHH?!? HMMMPPPPHH!!!
  • Krekka: Jackpot!
  • Nidhiki: Now let's be sure he stays within our sight wherever we're taking him. We can't have him alerting the princess's little friends.
  • Krekka: You think I am not familiar with these things? Let's just go! (They leave) We'll have so much fun teasing this little baby brat! (The two laugh)

Rarity's Boutique

  • Rarity: Well, Opal, I guess I'm in a bit of a pickle with this whole thing I'm going through with Suri. I'm glad the court case was cancelled thanks to Silverware lying about me insulting that Charity pony, but what I'm still not going to look over is Suri. She's still a thief to me. (Opal meows) She IS ungrateful! (Opal meows) What do you mean you meant me?! (Opal meows) My fault!? Oh come on now, it's not like this whole insodent is gonna end up making her join a villain team or anything! I mean, I take the purity thing seriously, but there's NO way Suri would end up in such a predicament!
  • Rainbow Dash: (She flies inside the room and crashes into Rarity) OOF!!... Uh, Rarity, I think we're in trouble. I went to check on Suri and Twilight, and they were all gone. Even Spike was nowhere to be seen.
  • Rarity: What? Gone? How could that be? (Opal meows) No, I don't think it's about what I said, Opal!
  • Rainbow Dash: Huh?
  • Rarity: Opal's just worried that Suri could've had something to do with their disappearance through some nonsensical idea about villains being involved.
  • Rainbow Dash:... You know, that could be the case, Rarity. Villains know when there will be a good time to be active. They arrive when you least suspect it.
  • Rarity: Nonsense! No villain would want anything to do with this silly lawsuit fiasco.
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't know. I'm going to go check out the castle again for clues. We'll keep in touch. (Flies off)
  • Rarity:... (Opal meows) Oh, shut up, Opal!

Chapter 6: Suri Gets Double-Crossed/The Final Battle

Hidden Base

  • Twilight and Spike are caged.
  • Spike: "Ya know, you scourge imperials are both desperate and low to take advantage of a pony going through a lawsuit situation! I mean honestly, even Team Nefarious wouldn't be THAT desperate to get at Equestia!"
  • Krekka: "Hey, they were the same clowns who had a leader who was originally close to commit terrorisum with a futuristic rouge program! You still wanna say they're better then us?"
  • Spike: "Well firstly, that tecnecally doesn't exist any more cause it was erased from time, as told by the Lougers, secondly, not even Garble and those stupid Diamond Dogs supported him, as well as the other members, heck, even Nefarious' demoralised butler robot didn't stood by his side for it! And 3rdly, this is almost as desperate and low because you guys are taking advantage of someone's troubles for your own gain! I mean, come on! Doesn't the Dark Dragon HATE ponies!?"
  • Nidhiki: "Just because the emperor hates them doesn't nessersarly mean his views are universeal in the empire. Don't get us wrong, not alot of us in the empire are fans neither, but we're not in, "complete hater" terratories."
  • Spike: "But clearly you guys aren't above enslaving us either way?!"
  • Krekka: "Big time, you little twerp!"
  • Spike: So... What are you going to get out of this?
  • Krekka: Oh, I'll tell you what we're going to get out of this. We're going to get the destruction of one of your friends, leaving your Elemental powers useless, and leaving us with the opportunity to invade this place and-
  • Twilight: Why are you invading this place, then? Again, your emperor hates ponies, and you admited that while you don't nessersarly hate us, your not above enslaving or harming us either.
  • Nidhiki: (Annoyed) Like we said before!? Just because our emperor hate ponies, it doesn't nessersarly applie to everyone! The Emperor's opinion is his own! And alcourse, rest of the imperials are neutrolly harsh at best! We respect his opinion, but it doesn't completely affect our own opinions! Though personally, I can see your annoying potaintional where the majority of his hate comes from. But your reshorce rich world is something even the emperor appresiates. Worlds are gold mines for us villains. They're places that we can have the chance to conquer. I mean, we have almost taken over this place before, haven't we? When Darkness Qui unleashed those mutant plunder weeds on this place?
  • Twilight: "Well, that was more an allience effort, spear-headed by Qui. Meaning that it was mostly Qui's conquest and the Scourge were just invited to share the spoils."
  • Nidhiki: "Details, details. That may true, but this time, this attempt will prove that the Scourge Empire CAN independently make their own conquests! And it'll certainly prove to that Qui witch that our emperor is not at all weak and incompident like he was made to be thanks to your misfit idiots made him look like such thanks to their troublesome tricks?! And Meng Tao, shall proudly represent our emperor's true might, through his cunning and stragitgy. And we would be FAR more successful of destroying Equestia as a free paradise then Mang could even DREAM of doing! Espeically since the Scougre Imperials are never so pathicly restricted by High Council abuse or hold down by weak-willed members, akin to that of those Leage fools and the dorks of Team Nefarious!"
  • Twilight: "But you share an equil problem both the Leage and Team Nefarious face: The Louge. They'll discourage your Meng Tao yet."
  • Spike: YEAH, YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
  • Krekka: Don't count your Vahki before they are created, Princess. We'll be ready with them with a Vahki army ready to attack at a moments notice under Meng's command! That deer, thinks of everything! Now if you'll excuse us, we have some business to finish. (They both leave)
  • Spike: "Don't ya hate it when bad guys are SO painfully sure of themselves reguardless of them dealing with the EXACT same heroes as before?!"
  • Twilight: "That's the problem with the Scourge Empire, Spike, unlike the Leage and now-a-days Team Nefarious, they are never properly punished for their actions because the Scourge Empire main base is hard to find even for Celestia, and even then, Dark Dragon would take challnages to how he runs the Scougre Empire as a challnage instead as a warning to back off. Even when a plan of theirs failed, they will always make another one just as worse as long as the Dark Dragon feels as if he can never be harmed or chained by the High Council like Mang and Dr. Nefarious can be. With Mang, he has standerds, even for someone obcessed with ruining Equestia as a paradise, and Nefarious, surprisingly, is more or less learning to not go into being TOO extreme with his little escapades. The Scougre Imperials, are a slightly different matter. The Leage may have the most villains, and Team Nefarious may unfortunately have control of the Boundery Generator, but the Scougre Empire legitamently have successfuly congured worlds. Worlds the High Council don't want to risk getting harmed in angering the Dark Dragon over crossing a serious line. He's already mad that those same planets are rebeling against the Scougre Empire. Can you imagine what he would do if the High Council DARED tried to do the same thing with him like on Mang and the Villain Leage?"
  • Spike:...Not so pretty, I take it?
  • Twilight: Nope. Looks like it's all up to the Lodgers to take care of this problem.
  • Spike: If they ever arrive.

Suri's Location

  • Suri: (Relaxing on a lounging sofa watching a soap opera on TV)... AW, MAN, LADY, GOLD DUST WAS THE ONE FOR YOU!! HE HAD CLASS, HE LIKED EVERYTHING YOU LIKED!!! HOW COULD YOU DUMP HIM LIKE THAT?!? F*********!!! URRGH, I WANNA BITE HER IN THE FACE FOR THAT!!
  • Meng Tao: Suri? (The Scourge Imperials arrived) We need to talk about the deal.
  • Suri: Yes, my good friend? Is Rarity still unaware of our actions?
  • Hundun: Actually, she just discovered it. She's sure to know what we're doing, and is coming for you.
  • Suri: Oh, she probably thinks we'll do something as ridiculous as killing her. HAH! I may be wanting revenge on her, but not the kind that a TRUE villain would stoop to.
  • Meng Tao: Yes... About that... She was informed of this by one of her friends. They're already on the look-out for us.
  • Hundun: So it seems we have no choice but to... Change plans.
  • Suri:... What are you saying?... You're not seriously saying we have to kill her, do you? Because I specifically said not to!
  • Meng Tao: Look at what is happening, Ms. Polomare! It's too dangerous for us to leave her alive now! If they aren't taken care of soon, we will be discovered!
  • Suri:... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!! YOU LIED TO ME!!! I WARNED YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DOUBLE-CROSSED ME!! (Takes out her phone) I'm calling the Lodgers!
  • Krekka: (Snatches the phone from her) You shall do no such thing! (Crushes the phone) You do not have a choice in the matter now.
  • Suri: I can't let you do this, you deceiving little snots!
  • Meng Tao: Then you leave us no choice...

Hidden Base again.

  • Suri: (She is thrown into the cage with Twilight and Spike) LET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU FOOLS!! I SAID NO KILLING!!
  • Hundun: Hey, our deal is basically up now. You refused to think things through on this plan, and now we're going to alter the deal by force!
  • Suri: You do realize that the High Council is going to be PISSED if you attempt a murder!
  • Meng Tao: (Cackles) "The High Council is gonna be pissed"! Lady, the High Council is not as much of a threat to us as they are a nuisance! They'll never find us no matter how hard they search! If we should be defeated, we'll be back somewhere else strong and fighting.
  • Suri: I swear to Celestia that you will not succeed!
  • Meng Tao: That's what she said! (The four laugh) Let's go, everyone! We have a world to conquer! (They leave)
  • Suri:... (Shrugs as she faces Twilight and Spike)
  • Twilight: Well, I'd hate to say I told you so.
  • Suri: OH, SHUT UP! My life is gonna be worse now?! I didn't I take the warning you made seriously!?
  • Spike: "Because you were too upset that Rarity in a fit of being, well, Rarity, ruined your career and reputation and potentionally leave you out of the fastion world?"
  • Suri: "..... Oh. Right. Because of that.... But as I said many times before, I didn't mean any malious intent for Rarity, I mainly did what I've done to protect her! Now she's gonna end up being assassinated by something even WORSE then the griffin mafia or some minotaur hitman!?"
  • Spike: "Ya think I would be mad at that, and believe me, I am FAR about being happy about it, but... Rarity, did sort've brought it to herself. She didn't acted very generious to you at all over those fabrics, and... I guess the universe saw to it that she pays for it."
  • Twilight: "I don't think this is nessersarly the intent of the universe Spike. I think what really was suppose to happen that, Rarity would eventally realise that she did sort've over-reacted, like when she did in Manehatten, and discovered what would become the key to the box. In a way, you unknowingly help Rarity discover that key that helped us saved Equestia from Tirek.... Albeit, in a kinda mean way."
  • Suri: ".... You.... Mean that?"
  • Spike: "Well, yeah, if you didn't inspired Rarity to go through some distress and had a self-discovery that lead to a key to that box, Tirek would've still be on the loose until the High Council stops him! So, in a way, that kinda makes you a hero! Well, Coco's argueably greater cause she had the string that would become the key, but you helped Rarity get into distress to begin with that lead to her on her self-discovery. Albeit you didn't realise you were doing so, you seriously helped us finding the keys to the elements."
  • Suri: ".... That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me ever since this thing started.... Thank you.... But I am still on this new path of unfortunateness. Meng is likely prepared for the Lougers arriveal! He told me he has an army of Vahki to prepare for them!"
  • Spike: "Yeah, we know, those metal-headed chuckle-head Dark Hunters told us that too! I am worried that this is gonna be one of those hard cases for the Lougers."
  • Twilight: Oh, I'm sure they won't be to hard for the Lodgers to deal with. I'm sure word got out about our kidnapping that it's starting to reach out to the Lodgers. They'll be here in no time.
  • Suri: (Sighs) I'm just glad it's not the Villain League. Team Nefarious as well, cause they would be an easy thing to triumph over...
  • Twilight: Yeah. Especially since I heard that his involvement in helping his enemies defeat a villain in one of his video games was discovered when he tried SOOOOOOOO hard to hide it.

Cutaway

  • (Dr. Nefarious): (On TV showing clip from Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One) I'm sorry, too! You should know that even though I was wishing that the Blarg would TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB, SO I COULD RIVER-DANCE ON YOUR SMOLDERING SQUISHY CARCASS... I'd still consider you a friend. (All of Team Nefarious laughed at this)
  • Dr. Nefarious: OOOOH, THE HUMILIATION!! I should've known this would come back to haunt me! I've tried SO F****** hard to forget that time!
  • Lawrence: Oh, do not fret, sir. I'm sure one such act wouldn't ruin a villain that much.
  • Dr. Nefarious: Are you kidding? Do you know how punishable it is in the Villain League for these things? Just look at the Amarillo Kid! He helped those little squishy penguins in the theft of a golden putter, and what did they do? THEY TORTURED HIM AND STUFFED CORRUPTION POWDER INSIDE OF HIM TO MAKE HIM EVIL AGAIN!! MY CAREER IS RUINED!!! (Cries) I'll never let this down!
  • Lawerence: "Sir, we're not even WITH the Villain Leage, so they have absolutely NO control on us. The worse the leage would ever do, is harshly judge us even more. I mean honestly, what are they gonna do, laungh an assult on us?"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "..... You sure what you just said isn't gonna end up making that happen?"
  • Lawerence: "Oh honestly sir, the chances of that even happening is a million to-" (Lord Cobra and a few other Villain Leaguers teleport there)
  • Cobra: Well, hello, Nefarious! I've heard SOOOO much about your little adventure, and BOOY, have I got some s*** to say about that! Ordenarly, we wouldn't bother with what NON-LEAGE villains do, espeically not to you Team Nefarious jokes, but because of you being Malefor's brother, and in a sense, Mirage's niece, we felt as if we need to PROPERLY maintain both their reputations by properly punishing you for this act of hero allying!?
  • Lawrence: It's not a good time, people!
  • Chrysalis: Oh, I'm sure there is! (The group laughs)

Present

  • Suri:... Well, anyway, despite them being easy, the Villain League is pretty hard. But the Scourge Empire? It's like a single soldier taking on an army of a thousand men! They've got Bionicle beasts by the thousands!
  • Spike: Hey, they've got hundreds in the Lodge, so it's certainly nothing they can't handle, right, Twilight?
  • Twilight: "Well, as rare it is for them to fight the Scougre Empire, they have fought them before, albeit most of their victories was back when the Scougre was called the Fang Empire, and the closet recent victories was mainly from allience team ups, save for the time that brought us Kung-Pow, because the Scougre Imperials are always got caught up in dealing with rebelions.... ALOT, of rebelions. Surpisingly even more then in the Fang Empire."
  • Suri: "Well, have they even taken on that Meng Tao guy before? He looks pretty new to me! I have heard of Nidhiki, Krekka, and that Hundun beast awhile back prior to this, but I never really seen Meng Tao before."
  • Twilight: Well, he is an enemy of one of the Lodgers. He was once the grand emissary of the DreamWorks China's emperor who tried to make his grandson, Lu Kang, look bad in Kung Fu so he could steal his position as heir to the throne. This could inevitably make Po make a vow that could result in him and his friends being executed upon failure. But when it turns out that Po was successful by making Lu Kang gain confidence, Meng Tao was forced to hire Hundun to destroy the both of them. Of course, they were both defeated, and Meng Tao was sent to Chorh-Gom Prison.
  • Suri: And I suppose the Scourge Empire broke him out.
  • Twilight: Well, of course. Hundun was a member of the Scourge Empire beforehand, so it makes sense that Meng Tao would become a member, let alone one of Dark Dragon's personal advisors.
  • Suri: "But he's likely to know better by then. He only lost back then cause he only had that rhino man, but now that he has a robot army by his side, I am just not sure if-"
  • Twilight: Oh, I'd like to see him take on over 100 cartoon heroes. They can take on people no matter how many their armies come in.
  • Spike: I hardly remember any moment when they were bested by an army.
  • Suri: But they have lost battles before, haven't they?
  • Twilight: Yes, but not that often. Most failures are just dumb luck like when they failed to rescue Alice.
  • Spike: If you ask me, that was just because the villains were cheating.
  • Suri: Well... How exactly are the Lodgers going to be contacted?
  • Twilight: Well, again, my friends already know that I'm gone, so they'll do it for us. Trust me, they'll be here in no time.

Dragon Temple

  • Sam: (He and Max appear)... Guys, you are not going to believe this, but the Nostalgia Critic just reviewed our old show!
  • Icky: GET OUT!!
  • Po: SERIOUSLY?!?
  • Devon: "Oh you poor dears. He didn't criticsized you guys TOO badly, did he?"
  • Sam: "Actselly, other then saying our humor doesn't make easy to follow sense and that we should've tried to be abit more like Animaniacs, he pretty much liked it."
  • Max: "See for yourselves."
Nostalgia Critic WTR - Sam and Max Freelance Police

Nostalgia Critic WTR - Sam and Max Freelance Police

Later...

  • Cornwall: (The scene cut to the end as the NC catchphrase was heard)... Wow, you actselly got a good review from that clown. He normally can't stand surrealisum.
  • Max: "Well in our case, we must've done surrealisum right."
  • Icky: "Well it's obviously because the Critic only has an issue with Surrealisum done wrong to the point it's stupid or too unrealistic, like with that crazy Sonic show. The fact he likes Animaniacs proves he doesn't hate surrealisum, as long as it doesn't get surreal beyond the limits of reality or common sense, or at best what the actual story and plot allows."
  • Sam: "Said like a true philosifer, Ickster. Oh yeah, and we got a call from Equestia that there's a serious issue going on. Twilight and Spike went missing!"
  • Max: Didn't get to the communicator again, as usual!
  • Tigress: Well... Isn't Crane still there?
  • ???: Actually, I just arrived. (Crane appeared) And it looks like I have to go straight back there! (Sighs) I have my work cut out for me!
  • Sam: You can say that again. Equestria seems to suffer more problems than any other world in the UUniverses. Why is that exactly?
  • Max: Probably because the producer might be a brony, or something.
  • Sam: Nah, he probably introduced them here just because he was running out of unique places. But that doesn't answer why they get attacked more often than other worlds.
  • Icky: "Well, it's actselly because the still current show sometimes give him ideas to explot. He simply likes to explore more and more about Equestia. Does it get too much and almost neglect the more unitge places and other medias? Kinda, but he does balence Equestia visits out with non-equestia related stuff, albeit often not without references."
  • Shifu: But most imporently, because a world with beings that are easily immune to massive and intense corruption may either prove to be a threat to darker forces and their rule, or as a perfect way to conquer them since they are considered a joke to some with their philosophies. And most likely because they managed to weaponised postitive feelings as a defencive weapon against domestic threats.
  • Lord Shen: I'm just glad that the High Council knew about it's existence long before we did, otherwise we wouldn't have crashed there and met them in the first place.
  • SpongeBob: Fire up the van! We've got a world to save!
  • Max: Again, as usual!

Rarity's Bonticke.

  • Rarity was pacing and worring.
  • Rarity: "Oh why did I ever made that stupid lawsuit to begin with! Oh right, over those fabrics! Why must I be so touchy over such things!? Oh right, it was a matter of dignity! But still, I should've just talk with Suri privately like the civilised mare I am.... No, like I SHOULD be. I could've just as easily brought her to Celestia and discuss this over tea like good mares and settle this problem peacefully and privately. That way, Suri would still be in her position, and.... And Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, as nasty they normaly are and are likely to still be so after this, wouldn't've became casualies of my momentary act of tom-foolery! Oh, Sweetie Belle was right. I should've listened! On the plus-sde, it surely can't get worse!"
  • Suddenly, the firing of lazers was heard as the Bonquite felt as if it was attacked as pieces of the building began to fell!
  • Rarity: "WHA-HA-HAAA?! JUST WHEN I SAID IT!?"

Outside.

  • A large army of Vahki were seen blasting down the Bonticke, being lead by Meng Tao, sided along with Nidhiki, Krekka, and Hundun.
  • Meng Tao: "Miss Rarity of the Main 6, and so-called barer of the elelment of harmony's generosity! By order of the Scougre Empire, you have been sentenced to death for not only mis-representing of your title, but for ruining the life of a miss "Suri Polomare"."

Inside.

  • Rarity: "Suri? SCOURGE EMPIRE!? Oh no! This was exacty what Rainbow Dash, and pretty much everyone, was warning me about!? Because this stupid lawsuit compromised Suri's purity, she was left vulerable to be tricked by the Scourge Imperials! I'm kinda impressed she out of anyone in the universe managed to get them though, encounters from them are so rare... But besides the point! Knowing about Suri never meaning real harm, she probuly originally asked them to not kill me, but because of what I assumed correctly that these cretins convinced her in aiding them capturing Twilight and poor Spikey, the absince of them sounded an alarm and forced the Scougre to betray Suri, as this is also an attempt to make Equestia an easy to congure place! ONE SIMPLE LAWSUIT INVITED AN EVIL EMPIRE TO TRY AND CONGURE EQUESTIA!? BY CELESTIA, DOES THE UNIVERSE PROCESS A CRUEL AND BARBARBIC SENSE OF HUMOR!?"

Outside.

  • Meng Tao: "I'll give you a fair chance to surrender so we will give you a more civilised exicution. Failure to obey, and we'll destroy the building."
  • Rarity's voice: "YOU PRETTY MUCH SAID YOU'LL KILL ME ANYWAY, SO WHAT POINT DOES ME SURRENDERING WOULD ACCOMPLISE!?"
  • Meng Tao: "Well, I don't want to cause an unintentional casualty on that building that'll soon be converted into a slave house after Equestia falls into Scourge Imperial property, but since you insist, I suppose this means the building will have to be rebuildt AFTER a successful conquest then. Alright, Vahki! Your free to show no mercy and destroy that building!"
  • The Vahki charged up their lazers and prepared to fire!
  • ???: OH, NO, YOU DON'T!! (Rainbow Dash flies by and strikes down the Vahki, and turns around for another attack, but the Vahki begin firing lasers at her, and the number of lasers are too much for Rainbow Dash to dodge, and she goes down after a few strikes)
  • Rainbow Dash:... Ouch!
  • Vahki #1: Should we kill her, boss?
  • Meng Tao: Not yet. Let's save that for when we've taken care of the task at hand. (Suddenly, more blasts and familiar screams were heard, and the Vahki brought out Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Applejack)
  • Hundun: HAH! You actually thought you could take on an army? How pathetic!
  • Pinkie: Well, that is a fair argument, we couldn't handle an army of Changelings.
  • Applejack: Don't remind us, Pinkie!
  • Meng Tao: Now, let's resume with the destruction of- (Sees Rarity running out the window)... NO! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!!!
  • Krekka: Not on our watch! OPEN FIRE!! (The Vahki pursue and fire at Rarity as she is able to avoid the laser-fire by using the environment, and she eventually makes it to the Everfree Forest)
  • Meng Tao: "Very clever. Using an infamous forest to evade us. But fortunately, machines and dark hunters show no fear against the beasts of Everfree. And neither do the sons of Makuta themselves."
  • The Ground bursted, and the Rakshi reveiled themselves.
  • Meng Tao: "Krekka, Nidhiki, lead the Rakshi and the Vahki army to capture Rarity. Let nothing, neither a native beast or the possable chance of Louger interfearence deter you."
  • Nidhiki: "Understood, Adviser. Army, Rakshi, advance!"
  • The Scougre Imperial forces went on out!
  • Meng Tao: "Now, Hundun. Let's take our other friends back to the base to, properly deal with later."
  • Hundun: "Agreed. And I advise doing it quickly, cause I am pretty sure the Princesses and the Equestian royal forces are not gonna miss an army of robotic monsters invading this place."
  • Meng Tao: Agreed. (They leave with the captured ponies)

Later...

  • SpongeBob: (He and the others arrived at Rarity's Boutique in their van)... Alright, we're here. And yikes it looks like a mess.
  • Crane: Oh nuts. That means trouble was here. We need to check up on Rarity and see if she's okay. (They enter the Boutique)... Rarity?... RARITY!... Are you here? (Opal arrives and meows)
  • Sandy: Hey, it's Opal! She's trying to tell us something! (Opal meows)
  • Max Cat: She's saying that a deer, a rhino, and two mechanical brutes arrived with a robot army and tried to destroy this place, and captured the rest of the Main 6.
  • Sam: And I've got a pretty good idea who it is. (Shows them the Bionicle footprints outside)
  • Lord Shen:... Well, I was wondering when the Scourge Empire would show up again. They barely get any villain time these days.
  • Icky: Well, where did they go?
  • Tigress: Well, they were smart enough to brush out their tracks.
  • Icky: Clever bastards!
  • Opal: "Meow."
  • Max Cat: "She said she heard Rarity and those guys heading to everfree forest."
  • Iago: "AW CRAP!?"
  • Trixie: "That forest is hardly a threat to the Scougre Imperials!"
  • Shrek: "And neither to us! I'm scarier then 99% percent of what can be encountered in that forest!"
  • Shifu: "We will have to split up. I'll take Po and the Furious five, and half the lougers to pinpoint a likely hideout in for them to hide. And thanks to Qui, I may have a few suspitions. The rest of you, scout out into the forest and look for two things very hard to miss, a white unicorn with sytilesed hair, and an army of robots."
  • The group splits up.

The Darkest Part of Everfree.

  • Rarity was still running!
  • Rarity: "I can't believe I was force to head into the most hostile part of Everfree! This is where the far worse monsters hide! Well, I think I'll be fine as long as-"
  • A growl was heard, as a huge rock shaped creature rose from the growl and surprised Rarity!
  • Rarity: "EEK!? It's, it's, it's-"
  • The Creature reveiled to be crab-like!
  • Rarity: "A ROCK-CRAB!? Wait, are those-"
  • Rarity say that the Rock-Crab was battle damaged.
  • Rarity: "YOU MUST THE ROCK-CRAB THAT THE ADOPTED DAUGHTERS OF PRED JUDU DES SAVED FLUTTERSHY FROM?! Oh dear, Fluttershy will not sleep at night knowing YOUR still around this area! Well, you might not wanna stick around here for too long, because there are those, an army of them as a matter of fact, FAR more dangerious then you, you beast, so you best may want to go back into your hole, then after words, I'll see to it I'll came here with my firends and force you to go live somewhere else, cause anyone who tries to hurt Fluttershy doesn't deserve to live even only several or so miles from her!"
  • The Rock Crab roared aggressively!
  • Rarity: "EEP! I wish that fan stuff about me being an exbert of fighting giant crabs was true, then I would've be able to defend myself! I mean, I am capable on my own, but since your made of rock, I doubt a good judu kick would be never to even crack you abit, so, can't we talk about this?"
  • The Rock Crab roared!
  • Rarity: "Oh... That's right... Rock-Crabs are un-sentient."
  • The Rock-Crab grabbed Rarity by the tail, and aimed to eat her!
  • Rarity: "OH PLEASE TELEPORTATION SPELL, WORK FOR MAMA?! Oh, wait, I don't know a teleportation spell. DAMN!! (The Rock-Crab prepares to eat her as she screams until a laser blast hits the Rock-Crab as it crumbles to pieces, then Rarity saw that it came from the Vahki army)... Yikes! (Zooms off as she constantly avoids their laser-fire) SOMEPONY HELP ME!!!
  • As she and the Vahki army ran off, the Rock Crab as slowly refiguring itself, it's eyes popped up and look at the retreating forces.
  • Rock Crab's thoughts: "I just do NOT have good luck with ponies!"
  • Rarity: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! (Continues running away from the Vahki as they were firing at her) HELP ME!!!
  • ???: GET AWAY FROM HER!! (Po, Tigress, Viper, Gilda, and Trixie appear as the Vahki looked at them angrily and began firing at them. They were able to avoid the laser-fire and take down the Vahki easily)
  • Rarity: Wow, I thought you guys would never be able to hear about this!
  • Gilda: Oh, really? The 4 of your friends that were left called us. Applejack was the second to try and call us since apparently Cherilee told Big Mac to try and contact us.
  • Po: Crane said that the ruining of Suri caused a bit of trouble for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
  • Rarity: Well, yeah, my sister and her friends are helping them out with that.
  • Trixie: They are?... I thought they hated them.
  • Rarity: Well, they are mature enough to know when something needs to be helped. I should've listened to Sweetie Belle and had this whole situation handled quickly.
  • Tigress: We can't ponder on what we couldn't have done. Right now, we need to get you some place safe.
  • Rarity: Good. Anywhere's better than this filthy lump of a forest.
  • Gilda: "Yeah, espeically when there's Vahki, Dark Hunters and Everfree monsters in it."
  • Trixie: "Oh my!"
  • Po: "Well luckly, the others are gonna take care TWO of the Everfree forests' new pest problem."

Else where in Evrefree.

  • Nidhiki and Krekka are leading the larger portion of the army and all six Rakshi around the forest.
  • Nidhiki: "Ugh, if these ponies are so afraid of this beast infested forest, why don't they destroy it?"
  • Krekka: "Well, it's a number of things. One, it's because they have serious pro-environment views and concider every creature to have a right to a home here. Secondly, it's likely because the Everfree's too unruly and regrows back almost unrealisticly quick. Even the trees would be regorwn within days. And most likely, well, again, the monsters would deter any attempts anyway."
  • Nidhiki: "So, basicly, they're weak-wileld cowerdly hippies? No wonder the emperor hates these creatures. I have no idea why the Lougers find them so even remotely appealing."
  • Krekka: "Well it's not like we can ask them that ourselves, so-"
  • Nidhiki: OF COURSE WE CAN'T! They'd never tell us, and all they'd do is kick our asses. I don't even know what makes this place so powerful, anyway. If you ask me, the only thing this world is good for is for merchandising.
  • Krekka: You can say that again.
  • Nidhiki: Anyway, how are we supposed to find that little pony brat in a place like this?
  • Krekka: Yeah. I'm not sure that a single pony wouldn't dare live in a place like this.
  • Nidhiki: Well, what about that hut over there? (They see Zecora's hut)... Hmm... Perhaps that is where that pony is.

Zecora's Hut

  • Zecora: (As the Lodgers that found Rarity were with her) Yes, I can certainly hide her for you. She'll be safe and sound in this peaceful room.
  • Gilda: Oh, there she goes again with the rhyming crap! She makes more rhymes than Underdog!
  • Zecora: Pfft, cretins with no taste, I see.
  • Gilda: Oh, I'll give you a taste!
  • Tigress: Gilda, no!
  • Po: Well, this is the only place that the Scourge Imperials have no idea about. Perhaps this is a good hiding spot.
  • ???: MISS RARITY, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! (A laser blast was heard) SURRENDER NOW FOR A SWIFT DEATH!!
  • Gilda: Aw, f***! They found us!
  • Zecora: Quick, my dear, into my panic room. I seem to keep one in a case of certain doom.
  • Trixie: What about that plunder weed mess? Why didn't you use that in that case?
  • Zecora: I don't control where those vines grow. They grow anywhere they want to go.
  • Gilda: Oh, God, if she gets in there, will you stop with the rhyming?
  • Zecora: Not likely. (A laser-blast was heard)
  • Krekka: WHO'S IN THERE WITH YOU?!?
  • Zecora: Go. I shall deal with this. (The Lodgers hide)
  • A ape-like growl was heard as Krekka broke through the hut!
  • Krekka: "Ok, ya striped horse!? Where's Miss Rarity?"
  • Nidhiki came in as well.
  • Nidhiki: "Defience will be met with pain."
  • Zecora said nothing.
  • Krekka growled and grabed Zecora!
  • Nidhiki: "Then we shall make you talk through pain!? Vahki, Rakshi, stand guard in this area just in case, Krekka and I are returning to base. Let NOTHING escape your sight!"
  • Nidhiki and Krekka left with Zecora contained.
  • Gilda: S***, now they've got another hostage.
  • Po: Don't worry, we'll save her. We just need to make sure that Rarity is- (Suddenly, the Vahki and one of the Rahkshi pointed their weapons at them)... Aw, poopie! (They all put their hands up)
  • Gilda:... Heh, I'm just glad you douche bags can't speak. Otherwise, I wouldn't have to hear you make insults like common henchmen do. (Chuckles until a Vahki pointed his laser gun at her head) OKAY, SHUTTING UP, PLEASE, DON'T SHOOT ME!! MOMMA, I NEED MY WUBBIE!!!
  • Trixie: (She and Po couldn't help but laugh)
  • Gilda: Oh, oh, so you two think that's funny!
  • Po: Sorry, we couldn't resist! (The Vahki poke them to move until some more Lodgers arrived and tore them apart literally piece-by-piece)
  • Iago: I'm just glad these things are just made of animated Lego pieces.
  • Sam: Definitely. (They tear apart the Vahki until they take on the Rahkshi)
  • Max: A Rakshi? Oh, puh-leese, they're easy. (He and Sam take out their rocket launchers and blast the Rahkshi away from here as all six of them were screehing!)
  • Gilda: "Well, alittle anti-climatic, but they're out of our hairs."
  • Iago: "Now let's follow those freaks to where they're hiding our friends."

The "Hidden Base" was finally reveiled to be the catacombs of the castle, as seen from The Keyhole of Equestria.

  • Meng Tao and Hundun arrived with the captured 4 of the main 6.
  • Meng Tao: "Five down, and just Miss Rarity to go. I love it when a plan goes correctly."
  • Applejack: "(As she and the others are thrown in the same cage) Jokes on you, ya varmit! We've already warned the Lougers, and they'll soon enough be here to give ya'll a run for yer money!"
  • Meng Tao: "Let them try! The Vahki army and the Rakshi are an unbeatable force! It's only a matter of time until they are done for!"
  • Krekka and Nihiki came in with a chained Zecora.
  • Krekka: "This stupid striped donkey caused Rarity to disappear!"
  • Meng Tao: "Oh she did, eh? (Brings out his swords) Then I will have have to teach her the consinquences of her actions. (Sinisterly) Personally."
  • Zecora: "Torture me all you want, but it is all in vain and for nought, for all of my clarity, you will not get miss Rarity."
  • Meng Tao: "Well, aren't we a poet? (Aims the swords to Zecora's underside as Nidhiki and Krekka exposed it) But that is NOT gonna halt the torture. Prepare to learn a painful lesson, from the great scourge empire! The powerful congureors to all worlds, as Equestia, will soon reckindise!"
  • Zecora: This is not the first time I was burnt by a flame. A friend of mine taught me to show no pain.
  • Meng Tao: And who might THAT be? (A familiar yell was heard)
  • Krekka: AAAAHHH, IT'S TARZAN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Mare-Zan flies into the area and starts beating up the villains)
  • Mare-Zan: Nobody tortures Zecora!
  • Applejack: Okay, how in tarnation did Zecora get into this situation?
  • Zecora: (After she was freed by Mare-Zan) Your friends asked me to look over your friend. She's at my hut waiting until the very end.
  • Meng Tao: HA-HAH, YOU JUST MADE YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE, ZEBRA!! YOU JUST GAVE US THE LOCATION OF MS. RARITY!!
  • Zecora: I dare you to try your hardest to look. You'll find that your endeavors are quite moot.
  • Meng Tao: Oh, we'll see about that!
  • Mare-Zan: "I will not let you harm anyone!?"
  • Meng Tao: Oh-ho-ho-ho, you want to see some REAL fighting, do you? (Takes out his blade) Well, prepare to be astonished! (Charges at Mare-Zan and attacks her as she dodges the attacks. She does this for a while until Meng Tao eventually gains the upper hand, and knocks Mare-Zan to the ground)... Alright, my little pony, prepare to receive a pain that torturers would pay to see! (Aims to give a final blow)
  • ???: THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, YOU BARBARIAN!?
  • Meng Tao's blade got intersected by Shen's spear!
  • Lord Shen: "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!?"
  • Meng Tao: "WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIND OUR HIDEAWAY!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Shifu had a good hunch where any villain team would hide out thanks to Qui! I mean honestly, the old castle is no longer a good hideaway anymore!"
  • Meng Tao: "GRR?! At least I was clever enough to use the catacombs!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, you can thank your idiot friends for leading us here unknowingly."
  • Meng Tao: "ENOUGH TALK!? Let's settle this like gentlemen of the blades!"
  • Lord Shen: With pleasure! (The two end up dueling together) Fair warning, Meng Tao, your entire army is pretty much taken cared off, and the Rakshi have been chased out! Even some of the finest imperials you got have fallen! Your asentually next!
  • Meng Tao: "I DO NOT FALL SO EASILY!?"
  • Lord Shen: I assure you that you know who's going to win this fight.
  • Meng Tao: (Spins his blades around) I can take whatever s*** you throw at me!
  • Lord Shen: We shall see, now won't we?
  • Meng Tao: Just prepare for oblivion! (The two clash blades as they began to duel)
  • Lord Shen: "While you are still a clever and worthy abersary, your plans were all for nought!"
  • Meng Tao: I don't think so! (He is able to grab Zecora, and is able to hold his blade over her neck to stop the heroes from getting him)... Move a single muscle, and it's the Demon Underworld for this pony with stripes!
  • Shifu: (Makes funny face)
  • Meng Tao: Wha- (Shifu then kicks him in the crotch as he gets Zecora away from him) AW, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!
  • Zecora: Maybe next time, you should be hectic, and always expect the unexpected.
  • Icky:... That was actually a pretty good one.
  • Meng Tao: GRRRRGGGHH!! I WILL NOT BE DETERRED SO EASILY!! I AM GETTING MS. RARITY AT THAT HUT, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!
  • Sparx: Uh, joke's on you, moron! We got Rarity to a safer place after we handled your armies. You look there, and she won't be there!
  • Zecora: Like I said, always be hectic.
  • Meng Tao: SHUT, THE F***, UP!
  • SpongeBob: Just give it up, pal! You're not going to go anywhere with this plan now. So how's about you be a good evil empire adviser and surrender the ponies and we'll leave you guys without too much of a punishment?
  • Meng Tao: IN YOUR CANDY-CLOUDED DREAMS!!!
  • Spongebob: "Hey how did you know about that?"
  • Meng Tao: "Oh didn't you know? Plankton of the Villain Leage wrote about his strange adventure inside your brain about what he seen in a best selling novel! It was a big hit at the V-CON."
  • Icky: "Your kidding."
  • Meng Tao: "I'm serious! Here's my copy!"
  • Meng Tao brings out a book that said "Jouney into the center of a Moron's brain: Horrors of Cottan Candy Land by Sheldon J. Plankton".
  • Soothsayer: ".... I do believe the High Council needs to have a discussion with Mang about letting Plankton expose Spongebob's personal thoughts like that."
  • Meng Tao: "Anyway, back to business! THIS WORLD IS AS GOOD AS CONGURED!?"
  • Pinkie: "Oh yeah? Well, I'd be careful if I was you, because my Pinkie Sense is acting up. (She is twitching)"
  • Meng Tao: Uh... What is that supposed to do, alert me? What, is a flying ice cream truck gonna come in here and crush me? I'd like to see that happen in these ancient catacombs- (A flying ice cream truck crashed through the ceiling as it landed on Meng Tao)
  • Iago: I'm just glad that wasn't me.
  • Pinkie: (Shakes again) Oh, here comes another one.
  • Iago: Oh, please don't be me, please don't be me- (Ice cream gets splattered on Icky)... Whew, that was clo- (He get splatted with ice cream)... Embarrising as it may be, I take this over being flatten anyday.
  • Meng Tao: (Tries getting out from under the ice cream truck) GET OFF OF ME, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!!
  • Sandy: Now, you stay down there until we get this whole thing fixed, mister.
  • Meng Tao: HAH! You think this thing can restrain me?
  • Po: Well, it pretty much is. You'd be out of there if it wasn't.
  • Meng Tao: I DEMAND YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE!! YOU WILL GET THIS THING OFF OF ME IMMEDIATELY!!
  • Lord Shen: Forget it, my good man, we're not doing such a thing. You pretty much lost. Just hand over Twilight and the others, and we'll cause no more harm.
  • Meng Tao: No way! I'll get out of here eventually!
  • Crane: I sincerely doubt that.
  • Patrick: Besides, we're just going to let them out anyway. Face it, pal, you lose.... Again.
  • Meng Tao: (Groans) I HATE you guys!
  • March Hare: And just to make sure that you don't try and murder one of our allies, we have an unbirthday present for you. Hatter, is the tea still brewing?
  • Mad Hatter: As it'll ever be. (Chuckles)
  • Meng Tao: What're you doing?
  • Cynder: Guys, if you're intending to torture him with that hot tea, then know that we don't swing that way- (The to have already poured the hot tea on Meng Tao as he screamed)
  • Meng Tao: OH MY GOD, I'M ON F****** FIRE!!! MY F****** EYES ARE F****** MELTING!!! AAAHHHH, F***, F***, F*************!!! AAAHHHHHH!!
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Some queen I turned out to be.
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) You guys, when this is over, we need to have a nice long chat about thinking before torturing.
  • March Hare: Hey, it was just a warning not to resort to murder.
  • Spyro: Villains attempt murder all the time, guys! That's no excuse to violate due process of law and torturing them!
  • Mad Hatter: Well, what did you expect from mad people? (Chuckles)
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Let's just free the others. (They go and free Twilight and the others)
  • Suri: Thank goodness, it was getting boring in this cage. Not to mention horrendus in here. Why the catacombs of the two sisters castle to be honest? The very same catacombs with that equestian keyhole? Good grief, that is tasteless!
  • Twilight: "Uh, Suri? I hold no grudges against you personaly, no one here does, but, we need to have a serious conversation about being WAY too quick to trust people like the Scougre Imperials."
  • Suri: ".... And alcourse my own torture doesn't end here."

Chapter 7: Rarity's Forgiveness

Canterlot castle.

  • Celestia: "Miss Suri, I have to be honest here. I can't say I approve of you being too quick of asking for help from the likes of one of the three villain teams that had previously gave Equestia trouble, and didn't realise that they were not trust worthy until it was too late. You were lucky that the kidnapping of Twilight Sparkle and that Vahki army attracted serious attention like it did or Equestia would've been in trouble."
  • Suri: "I'm sorry, I couldn't, help it. This lawsuit ruined my life and credability, and Silverware was proven to be an unreliiable idiot, I had no one else to turn to. I had insisted that they shouldn't kill anyone."
  • Luna: "Well obviously, because Twilight's friends took quick notice, they became desperate enough to reconsider those promise to make sure their invadion plan survives. This is why the High Council has tried and gone into many often extreme lengths to discouraged troubled people from ever trusting Villain Teams. Things like this, happen. You were lucky you didn't get killed yourself, or worse, if Meng Tao still saw some potainional in you to corrupt you to almost Sombra levels of Corruption in some attempt to prove the belief in the pony purity as a falsehood."
  • Suri: "But, isn't corruption a villain leage thing?"
  • Celestia: "The Leage are just abit more exberted in it. But that doesn't mean the other vilain teams aren't attempting it themselves. Both the scougre and Team Nefarious are exspearimenting with ways to make them at complete equil with the leage. And you should be lucky you won't end up being a hopeful ginni pig to them."
  • Suri: "So what now? I am gonna head to the Black Staillian Asylum like that Cutie mark communist pony, or is this worthy of Prison 42? Cause why not! As long as Rarity thinks I'm a criminal cause of miscommunication over a bunch of fabrics, ponies are never gonna see a fallen star and a victim. Just a fastion designer gone crazy and a willful partaker with a rouge empire that turned on her in the end. My reputation was already unrepairable to begin with, BUT THIS?! Coco might be forced to kick me out cause of the police! Charity.... Charity would be upset with me for how far fallen her mentor has become... I taught her better then the mess I've made...."
  • Rarity:... You know... I desided that I didn't acted approbeately on the lawsuit, and I'll gladly reconsider.... And I meant those words.
  • Suri:... What?
  • Rarity: Well, this whole lawsuit thing wasn't even a good idea from the start. Even though you did commit a crime by profiting from my work, I am at least grateful now that you took my fabrics just to save me. I mean, don't get me wrong, I still needed to be properly compinsated for the deed, and the Lawsuit does discourage more, dishonest mares from taking advantage of my generosity for much more dishonest means. But, at least I was, "robbed" by a pony looking out for me. Albeit her methods in doing so are alot to be desired. Suri, I still expect those fabrics to be properly paided back because, good intentions or not, fastion infridgement is still as qouted. However, I will issue that I have forgiven you and ask Judge Colt to only make paying back the damages your only punishment. In otherwords, I'll ask for the black-listing to be removed and to allow you to become a fastion designer again. But, under grounds that you don't repeat the same questionable methods to protect ponies from being hurt in Fastion Week again. Doing such would still make you look compatable to those truely dishonest mares, even if you don't include assassins and hitmen, cause legitamently innosent mares would end up getting the wrong idea like I did and would sue you as well, and this ugly mess would just repeat itself.
  • Applejack: "She's saying you should adopt more honest ways of keeping rookie contenders to Fastion Week from harms way to make sure this mess stays a one time thing."
  • Suri: "That's the problem. Thanks to the FBI censoring the more, dishastorious results, alot of new comers won't take any warning seriously, and by the time second thoughts would come, the terrorable deeds would've already accured. Then more Pin-Needle and Yarnballia inspired insodents will happened, and those ponies will be ruined and scared by the events, worse, there would even be more ponies lost to this event... Like Charity."
  • Crane:... Well... I don't know what to say about that. If the FBI has to make things like Charity's murder classified to the public, then there's not much we can do to prevent things like this. Does the FBI watch over Fashion Week personally?
  • Suri: Uh, no, that's the point of being undercover.
  • Icky: THEN WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN ABLE TO STOP THOSE PREVIOUS MURDERS?!? IF THESE GUYS ARE SO DETERMINED TO PROTECT THE CONTENDERS, THEN WHY WERE THEY UNABLE TO PROTECT PEOPLE LIKE CHARITY?!?
  • Suri: Don't look at me, I'm not a part of them. If I was, I would've known. Nopony's perfect.
  • Shifu: Well, police forces are SUPPOSED to be perfect. They should've been able to stop those previous murders.
  • Sparx: Yeah, they're supposed to protect people, so what the hell?
  • Suri: "Perhaps, they didn't wanted to alarm the Griffin Mafia and provoke an even worse dishastor, I don't know! I.... I just wish I knew why?!"
  • ???: "Suri...."
  • Suri gasped in surprised, and she and everyone looked to see a well dressed Unicorn.
  • Celestia: "Federal Inverstigation, leader of the Manehatten FBI. Almost very convinent that you came by. We need to talk about the secretcys of the problems in the Fastion Week assassination problems. Why did you censor Charity's death?"
  • Fed: "Please your highness, refer to me as "Fed". And the truth is... Those "murders", including Charity's... Didn't actselly happen."
  • Everyone: "WHAT!?"
  • Fed: "Don't get me wrong, the assassination attempts, were VERY real. All of them, espeically Charity's, were unsuccessful."

Flashback.

  • (Fed): "A netourious Griffin Mafia assassin by the name of Spine Beaker, was the one designated to kill Charity."
  • Charity was seen in her hotal room as a scary, scarred up, iron break Griffin  budged through the door and laughed maniacly as his claws were donned and also had a butcher knife in hand! Charity screamed and ran away!
  • (Fed): "The criminal was able to injure her, but she was able to fight off the Griffin, but he was just too strong, even with magic. Charity could've been a casualty, but then-"
  • Suddenly, another magical aura blasted down Spine Beaker as he crashed into the wall!
  • Masked Federal agents charged in and hold Spine Beaker down, eventally knocking him out.
  • A Dark green scarred agent unicorn mare entered the area and looked to an injured Charity.
  • Agent: ".... Miss Charity, for safety reasons, you need to come with us."
  • Charity: "What, but... What about my family, my life?"
  • Agent: "It's for security matters. A Griffin Mafia establishment in Manehatten has, for a long time now, defelupt a dark interest in taking advantage of the desperateness of fastion designers like you and convincing them to hire assassins like Spine-Beaker to eliminate the compition. Fastion Week has become the subject of many like-minded horror stories."
  • Charity: "WHAT?! But, who would hire that monster at me!?"
  • Agent: "That's what we aimed to find out. But for your protection, we have to make it look like you died from a sickness to discourage future attempts and move you to a new location."
  • Charity: "But, why? Who even are you ponies?"
  • Agent: "I am merely agent OO-7 Mare. Just here to help."
  • The Agents picked up Charity as she goes through a healing progress.

Flashback ends.

  • Fed: "And ever since, OO-7 became determined to bring down the Griffin Mafia enfluence in Manehatten."
  • Icky: "Oh, so the secretcy is to put the Griffin Mafia in a false sense of security."
  • Fed: "That, and to prevent mass hysteria that a criminal organisation was targeting fastion designers to take advantage of money from the desperate enough purity compromised ponies."
  • Viper: "Then why tell us this if it's suppose to be secret?"
  • Fed: "Because OO-7 did it. She brought down the Griffin Mafia influence in Manehatten. The Griffin Don, Don Bad Egg, has been captured at last. The troubles of fastion week should be redused to typical cheating and blackmail now, and yes, we STILL plan to stop those as well. Oh, and we chased away the Independent Minotaur hitmen in case anyone asks."
  • Suri: "Wait, so that means-"
  • ???: "Suri...."
  • Fed walked sideways and reveiled a head shaven Charity.
  • Charity: "I heard what happened to you after I went into hiding... I'm.... I'm sorry you ended up doing this to yourself and to others, because of me. I should've listened to you about Fastion Week. I'll never attend that stupid event again if Mares are hurting eachother over meger fame! Fastion Week wasn't suppose to be about that! It's about making ponies happy with your ideas, not money and fame, and nice trophies! Celestia seriously needs to give some new rules to make sure stupid things like what I went through, don't happen again and-"
  • Suri hugged Charity crying!
  • Trixie: ".... Wow."
  • Charity: "Miss Suri? Are you, are you crying? Did what you went through was THAT bad?"
  • Suri: "I'm just, glad your alive!"
  • Suri cried!
  • Charity gave a returned hugged and smiled softly.
  • Icky: "So, where is that agent who saved her life anyway? We feel like giving her a proper thank you."
  • Fed: OO-7 is busy making sure all of the Manehatten Griffin Mafia members are sent to rot in the prisons of Griffinmania for their wickedness. But she already gave her fond good-byes to Charity. I'll be sure she gets word of your gratatude, Lougers.
  • Icky: "So, Charity, what're you gonna do now?"
  • Charity: "Well, help Suri get back on her pedestal and keep her from making more stupid mistakes. But also, though I given up on attending Fastion Week, I won't completely forsaken it. I think it's time Fastion Week finally develops the rules it needs to start behaving like it was meant to be, not be a mindless scandel event."
  • Icky: "Your saying you want to be the new head huncho of Fastion Week?"
  • Rarity: "That isn't gonna be easy, Miss Charity. Big Lardo, the fastion dustry's biggest name, holds all strings to all things fastion, Fastion Week included! He even kept Celestia from just canceling the event because of the crime it attracted and redused her to just amped up security. So your gonna need someone more powerful then even Celestia to make that fat mule budge!"
  • Charity: "Oh, I'm sure I have found someone Big Lardo will diffently listen to no matter what."

Office.

  • Big Lardo, a big fat, well-dressed top hat unicorn was seen smoking on his cigar.
  • Big Lardo: "So, Shiveler. Any big news concerning the next big Fastion Week event?"
  • Shiveler, a weak, meekly earth pony with nerdy broken glasses was, well, shivleing and stuttering nonsense.
  • Big Lardo: ".... WELL HURRY UP, SHIVELER?! TIME AND FASTION IS MONEY?! ANY NEWS?!"
  • Shiveler:... Well, I think there is a pony who is willing to become the successor of Fashion Week.
  • Big Lardo:... WHAT?!? Who said such a thing?!?
  • Shiveler: I believe it was a Ms. Charity. The FBI claims that she would like to help Prim with fixing up Fashion Week so none of that assassination business can ever happen again.
  • Big Lardo: And what does this 'Charity' pony have that is so special to Fashion Week?
  • Shiveler: Well... She does have a friendship with Ms. Suri Polomare.
  • Big Lardo: HAH! You kidding me? I'd never let that lady in this whole thing for that even if she had blackmail material on me! There's only ONE pony who could ever make Big Lardo ever bow, and she's ALL THE WAY IN FILLYDELPIA!? (LAUGHS HEARTINGLY WITH ALMOST PIG-LIKE SOUNDS)! It's not like in a 1 in a 100000000000000000 shot, that those two would somehow meet!?
  • Shiveler: "Ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-well, sir! She's concerned that with your, well, disinterest in handling Fastion Week's problems with cheating, among other things, then-"
  • Big Lardo: "Are you kidding? She's another one of THOSE! (Laughs again with the pig sounds), Those problems attract ratings, Shiveler, and gets people talking! Bad publissity is still publissity! Publissity, gets the sales up! Where ever this chick is, tell her Big Lardo's not interested! No exceptions!"
  • Shiveler: "But, she has Celestia with her, and.... Guess who finally came back from Fillydelpia?"
  • Big Lardo: "Ha! Your obviously trying to scare me! There's no way that Celestia, or the one mare is-" (Celestia teleports into the room with the mare) WHOA! Your highness, I...uh... (And quickly sees the one mare: his wife) (SCREAMS WITH PIG LIKE SOUNDS) HONEY BUNS?! I, I CAN EXPLAIN!?"
  • Shivleler: "Wow, sir, I didn't know you follow the cartoon steriotype that fat guys can get surprisingly hot wives, I mean, Miss Fastion Sense herself, 10 time winner super-model and great desendent of the ponies who introduse fastion in Equestia?"
  • Big Lardo: "(Quietly) Shiveler, shut up! (Openly) Hey Hunny buns, how, how was business in Fillydelpia?"
  • Fastion Sense: "Lardo.... We need to talk."
  • Big Lardo: "Look, I, I was mainly looking out for the business and, ponies like the edgier Fastion Week and-"
  • Fastion Sense: "YOU CALL ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS, CHEATING AND BLACKMAIL ON A ONCE RESPECTED CONTEST WEEK EDGEY?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LAWSUITS OUR INDUSTRY HAS TO FACE CAUSE OF YOUR STUPID IDEA ON HOW EDGE WORKS?!"
  • Big Lardo gulped.
  • Big Lardo: "Uh, at least, one or two a week?"
  • Fastion Sense: "And combined all the complaints of fastion weeks in the past, including the recent mess with Suri, and the number is beyound a hundred!?"
  • Shiveler: "You mean like, a billion?"
  • Fastion Sense: "Even more then that!"
  • Shiveler: "A ZILLION!?"
  • Big Lardo: "Now now, Honey, we won alot of those lawsuits, didn't we?"
  • Fashion Sense: Yeah, but at what cost? A lot of ponies have been at the risk many bad things if not just assassination! If you think that you can get away Scott-free with your criminal acts of profiting from this, then you are obviously mistaken! Miss Charity has offered a single chance to fix these problems, and you refuse?
  • Big Lardo: Well... Well I...
  • Fashion Sense: Alright, this ends now, Lardo! Either you accept Charity's offer, OR I'M GETTING A DIVORCE!!!
  • Big Lardo: You wouldn't even dare, you love me no matter what!
  • Fashion Sense: Don't test me, Lardo! It's very easy! I am going to get that divorce, pack my things, and never talk to you again!
  • Big Lardo: (He is teary-eyed) FINE! BUT YOU'LL REGRET THOSE WORDS, OLD MARE!!! (Cries and runs off)
  • Celestia:...Wow, Mrs. Fashion Sense, that was kind of dark.
  • Fashion Sense: Oh, please, as if this world has had enough cutesy crap as it is. The show has that cutesy crap all the time, and it goes to the point where they NEVER reference death! Not even a little!
  • Celestia: Hey, what can I say, it's a kid's show.
  • Fashion Sense: KID'S SHOWS MENTION DEATH ALL THE TIME, HOW CAN THIS ONE BE ANY DIFFERENT?!?
  • Celestia: Okay, we're getting off-topic here. If we're going to solve this, then you need to apologize for your harsh words.
  • Fashion Sense:...(Sighs) Yeah, maybe I was a little too harsh on him.

Later...

  • Fastion Sense: "Well, it took, alot, but, he's gotten over it now. He's accept Charity's offer to fix Fastion Week's other problems since we already heard about the Assasination problems already being resolved from Shiveler."
  • Celestia: Well, good. At least Fashion Week is no longer a dangerous competition.
  • Prim: And thank Luna! I thought Lardo was gonna disband Fashion Week after all these conditions.
  • Suri: And I'm glad the court gave me my job and life back.
  • Rarity: Yes, but don't expect a lot of people to forgive you at first.
  • Suri: I know, I know. Now, how is Silverware doing?
  • Celestia: "You mean you never kept track of him?"

Elsewhere.

  • Silverware was drinking himself stupid with apple cider.
  • Silverware: "UGH!? (Burps loudly!) Barkeep! Keep the happy drink (hic) coming! I need so much beer that I perimently drown my sorrows with.... With beer. (Burps)."
  • Bartender: Uh, pal, beer is illegal on Equestria. You're just drinking apple cider. And I'm gonna have to cut you off, because it seems that you've had one too many.
  • Silverware: You...you know nothing! Besides, this stuff looks like beer to me! (Burps) Fresh from Sweet Apple Acres, right?...You know...I heard Applejack fart once, and it went 'FOO-FWOOOOOAAA!'...and it was...it was *Hic*...it was sounding like a kazoo! And it seemed pretty we--...(Passes out)...

Cutaway Ends

  • Celestia:... (Sighs) I'll go get him.
  • Rarity: And... Uh... What about his niece? My sister and her friends are having a hard time helping her with her ruined reputation.
  • Celestia: "Worry not. In weeks time, those two will return to popularity by the start of the coming saterday."

A week later.

  • The Colts and Fillies are seen around Tiara and Silver Spoon.
  • Tiara: "So, Daddy had to board his private plane to his private helacarrior to his private cruser. It's the only way OFF, his private island."
  • Colts and Fillies: "Ohhhhhhhhhh."
  • The Crusaders looked on at Tiara and Silver's restored popularity.
  • Applebloom: "Girls, I know Tiara and Silver are still likely to go back being mean again, but it's great to at least proof we're not resentful ponies."
  • Sweetie Belle: "And it's incredable on how surprisingly mature we were."
  • Scootaloo: "Yeah, but I'm still prepared when the insults come back. It's still clear those two would still be the same old Tiara and Silver Spoon we love to hate until they themselves grow up."
  • Applebloom: "Or the off chance Hasbro desides to "Reform" them."
  • Scootaloo: "I would be doubtful to that, but considering I once thought it was doubtful for Gilda to get a canon return, but, it happened. And before that, Trixie was given a canon return. Heck, Discord was given a canon reformnation and changed the face of "The Seas of Captain Legend 2 parter" forever."
  • Applebloom: "Wait..... Why was that episode called that when it had nothing to do with any "Captain Legend" I ever heard of."
  • Scootaloo: "Well, the producer originally intended the episode to be about an evil non-equestian unicorn pirate named "Captain Legend", but Tman had to go and added Taiklar into this and well, it kinda went overboard from here and the title never changed."
  • Sweetie Belle: ".... Seriously? The name was never changed even when the plot was altered alot of times?"
  • Applebloom: "And I thought the writers Hasbro brought over had production nightmares."
  • Scootaloo: "Anyway, maybe those two can change sooner, but I'm not holding my breath. Not with peer pressure always gonna be around on them."
  • Unknown to them, Silver Spoon and Tiara, completely alone from their peers, looked happly and sadly at the same time.
  • Silver Spoon: "..... Why can't the writers let us finally stop being mean to them?"
  • Tiara: "(Sighs), Because we're meant to be THIER conflict. To motivate them to raise up the better of us. That's what always happens in these kind of shows. We're another part of a trend. And until Hasbro desides we're not nessersary to push them anymore, we... We have to stay their enemies. Cause we tried to friend them up now, canon would force us to wreck it again."
  • Silver Spoon: "I hate being meant to be the bad guy."
  • Tiara: "Hey, there's always the off chance Hasbro would change their minds. Always the off chance."
  • The two walked away.

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • The TV rose up to Architect. Titan appeared on screen.
  • Titan: "Well, bad news is-"
  • Architect: "I know. Your hiring of the Scougre Imperials wasn't, a success. How sad. Teridax was twrice the villain and demon lord Malefor is, but sadly, even the scougre imperials can be shy of success."
  • Titan: "Well, then the good news you'll love. An infamous Outlaw in Pastoon has returned to rekt havioc again. That guy, is a professional.... But he's not much of a snake lover."
  • Architect: "Then it's clear you can be the one who malmitulate him to out cause, considering your a snake yourself... And a big one at that. Let me handle the outlaw, and I'll see if I can coherse him to seek out the lougers."
  • Titan: "Oh, just simply coherse him and tell him that soon, a rattlesnake named Stephen will be released from Prison 42. You see, I have also been told that the wuss-out Hypnorattle has gone straight for awhile, and now those High Council Clowns finally deside to release him!"
  • Architect: "Then that kindness, will be their undoing. Very, very soon."
  • An image of A Hawk figure was seen by the Architect's magic.

Fin?

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