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Reverse of Fortune is the 21st Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After celebrating her first day of having her new kingdom after defeating Tirek, Twilight wakes up the next morning to find that no one remembers who she is, her friends, Lodgers, nobody. Spike isn't around for some reason, and Twilight also discovers that she's no longer an Alicorn. She's not allowed to be anywhere near Canterlot without a permitted pass or approval from the 'Empress' of Equestia. After a few confusing situations, Twilight quickly discovers that Equestia is but part of a bigger empire. An empire under one empress: Sunset Shimmer. Ever since Sunset supposedly 'mastered' magic beyond Celestia, and never left her, the Unicorn Council declared her to be next in line to become the new Alicorn princess since she slayed Nightmare Moon, turned Discord into the most organized and orderly Draconequus ever, obliterated Queen Chrysalis, and destroyed Sombra. She also disbanned all three villain teams in this strange new reality, with the Villain League leaders destroyed into nothingness, Dark Dragon turned into a statue, and Nefarious turned into a weak-minded chicken-hearted traumatized butler servant of Sunset, making all of the UUniverses come into automatic peace, and causing the Lodgers to prematurely retire until Sunset recruited them as her elite guards after her ascension. Every villain ever known, even that of the Alternate UUniverses, were all arrested and broken beyond repair ever since Sunset's uprising, and to top it off, Sunset started to claim all of the UUniverses under Equestian rule. Celestia has even lost her complete control over Equestia and is reduced to be a secretary. Twilight doesn't know how all of this could've happened, but she knows that somehow, history has been re-written in the already-perfect UUniverses, and she knows that she had to find out what, how, and why. But her actions to do so have continuously been giving her a worse reputation, and the only pony who seems to believe her is Celestia, who has discovered she speaks the truth, and tries to find out what's going on by herself. Can Twilight be able to discover what is going on here, or get punished while trying?

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Chapter 1: Twilight's 1st Day as Princess of Friendship celebration

Twilight's Kingdom

  • In the main hall of Twilight's new castle, Statue tributes of Twilight's defeated enemies are seen surrounding a huge party.
  • Icky: "Kinda interesting your statue maker guys included foes she helped us defeat Shen, like, Latifier, Captian Flop that dirty ape, and Hank."
  • Shen: "Well, Celestia wants Twilight to be appresiated for her great accoplishments. It includes not just the MLP show's canon threats, but some of our enemies who were endearing trouble to Equestia or to any pony."
  • Discord: "Hey! Why is there a statue of ME here?!"
  • Discord points to a statue in his pose when it was first seen in The Return of Harmony episode (The start of part 1, to be spefific).
  • Fluttershy: "You're still not there yet, Discord."
  • Shifu: "Also, you didn't exactly made a good first impression, Discord."
  • Luna sighed when she sees the Nightmare Moon statue from Lunar Eclipse (The halloween episode).
  • Luna: "I wished Equestians would just forget about her already."
  • Fidget and Batty are acting very cautious around a Batula statue.
  • Batty: "If we don't do anything, maybe Batula won't escape again!"
  • Fidget: "Good plan!"
  • Pinkie Pie was making faces at Anima's statue.
  • Kaa sighed in sadness with a Statue of Hypnorattle.
  • Viper: "It's ok uncle. Remember he did stolen the elements of harmony and almost allowed Discord to escaped. But everyone acknowledges now he's not like this anymore."
  • Crane stares blankly at the statue of Kevin (Qu Dan)'s statue.
  • Crane: "Did we really had to bring my brother into this? Really?"
  • Icky and Iago were making stupid faces and poses in front of the Madam Deces statue as Po took pictures!
  • Po: "Oh yeah, this is going into the offitcal shell louger scrap book!"
  • Fluttershy was wimpering at the statues of Mr. Knife and the Turkey farmers Blooddog, the Piglet Bros, The former evil form of Bao Sa Mao, his Komodo Minion Fing Fung Fong, and Dai Song.
  • Fluttershy: "Rr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-remember Fluttershy. They're statues. They're not-"
  • Un-knowingly flies into the face of A statue of El Amazeso and screams!
  • Fluttershy leaps and hides behind Cynder!
  • Cynder: "It's ok Flutters, it's a statue, remember?"
  • Trixie was near a statue of Commander Sting'n Bite, the only evil Steetraziod currently known.
  • Trixie shudders.
  • Trixie: "I know the Skeetraziods are good guys now, but, MAN, did they gave me the creeps!"
  • Trixie then looks at a statue of Latifier.
  • Trixie: "Oh, how I wish I can blast that statue to pieces."
  • Icky looks at a Statue of Adrian.
  • Icky: "(Sigh), Adrian, you poor unlucky sap."
  • Spyro stares angerly at a statue of Captain Blot.
  • Spyro: "..... I wished I could've figured out what was wrong with you, Blot.... then, maybe, I could've saved you from yourself, and your own greed....."
  • Spyro turned around.
  • Spyro (Quietly): "Maybe someday...."
  • Nightus and Heavenslight looked disappoving of a statue of Taiklar.
  • Nightus: ".... I'm glad our daughter saved us from that brute, my sweet."
  • Fluttershy cried softly at a statue of Dead Sea.
  • Fluttershy: "I'm sorry, I couldn't had gived you the love you wanted."
  • Rainbow Dash comfert her and gave her a shoulder to cry on
  • Shineflare: "THIS IS OUTRAGIOUS?!"
  • Shineflare stares angerly at a statue of Pred.
  • Shineflare: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS OF PLACING PRED JUDU DES AS AN ENEMY OF EQUESTIA?! HE'S A HERO DEVINES CURSE IT!?"
  • Cynder stared at a group statue of Qui, Celisus, Narcotic, and the original bug-bot form of QP.
  • Cynder: "I'll figure you out someday Qui.... Someday....."
  • Cynder stares at a statue of the Devious Puppet.
  • Cynder: "And I hope it's nothing like what that awful puppet had shown."
  • Blueblood sighed at a statue of him as a corrupted Alicorn King.
  • Blueblood: "I guess Equestia hasn't fully forgetten of my royal screw-up."
  • Griff and Gob stared sadly at their own statues.
  • Griff: "Neither did they for us."
  • Gob looked at a statue of Captain Cut-Lin, as his brother Claddor was crying.
  • Claddor: "Claddor wished you changed while Cut-lin had the chance."
  • Fluttershy comfirt Claddor.
  • Fluttershy: "There there. It's ok."
  • Lightning Dust was staring proudly at a Statue of Grim-Nor, then proceeded to make faces at it!
  • Lightning Dust: "Hahahaha! Not so proud now, are we, grimmy?"
  • Lightning Dust rasberried the statue!
  • Mimi looked at a Statue of Zuhron still a Darkspawn demon.
  • Mimi: "If I never seen that awful Zuhron again, it'd be too soon?!"
  • Icky: "Mimi, if you still hate the guy, then I don't I want to remind you he lives in Equestia now in the reforming monistairy. In fact, there he is right over there by the punchbowl. But remember the guy regrets what he did and is not a darkspawn, so maybe it's if you-"
  • Mimi charged over to attack Zuhron, but he ran away leadingt a funny chase as Benny Hill music played!
  • Discord was altering his statue to look like a badass with musculer prowless.
  • Celestia: "(Disappoving voice) Discord....."
  • Discord chuckled nerviouslty.
  • Discord: "Exqueese me."
  • Cadence stared angerly at a statue of Chrysalis.
  • Cadence zapped the statue in a rage and burned it.
  • Cadence: "Colt-stealer."
  • Ann-tenna appeared, and zapped the statue even harder!
  • Ann-tenna: "Terrorable mother."
  • Stomper crashed the statue with his club!
  • Cadence: "Stomper!"
  • Stomper: "What? I thought we were breaking things?"
  • Twilight giggled.
  • Twilight: "It's ok, (uses magic to repair the statue to normal), It's nothing magic can't fixed."
  • Applejack stared at the Statue of Sombra inquesively.
  • Applejack: "... Ya know, I just realised that Sombra must be the most underdelfelupted villains we ever faced.... Wow.... I guess I know now why alot of bronies were badly nitpicking Season 3."
  • Discord stared angerly at a statue of Tirek, the recent threat that was congured not too long ago.
  • Discord throws a pie at it!
  • Discord: "Jerk."
  • Pinkie appeared and fired her party cannon at it, covering Tirek in party stuff and cake. Discord and Pinkie laughed out loud!
  • Twilight was glad all her friends were enjoying themselves.... but felt sad that she brought back personal wounds for those who felt sad or angry from the certain statues.
  • Taiku appeared.
  • Taiku: "Great party, Twily, or should I say, "Princess of Friendship"."
  • Twilight: "Oh..... Hey Taiku..... I thought it be great to make statues of the villains I helped stopped, and to educate Eqeuestia the dangers of darkness, but, it seems I, may've also, brought back bad memories....... Some of our former villains are sadden by the statues, Mimi still hates Zuhron, Shineflare certainly didn't like me including Pred into this, Claddor is stil, sadden by his brother's, end. Even when he has a great life as Fluttershy's personal gardener."
  • Taiku: "Yeah, maybe some memories would've been best left in the past. But I think they'll get over it."
  • Lord Shen: "Everyone, I have a big annoucement. I have finally brought over the statues of Twilight's true first victory over evil, even BEFORE Nightmare Moon."
  • Twilight: "Oh no, don't tell me he's gonna-"
  • Taiku: "Not if I can help it!"
  • Taiku went as fast as he can!
  • Lord Shen: "I present!"
  • Lord Shen pulls the tarp, reveiling Professor Eagle-Beak, Clare Buckington, and Gary Skalesworth.
  • Lord Shen: "Equestia's sinister 3! Professor Eagle-Beak, Clare Buckington, and Gary Skalesworth! Truely a sinful bunch of creteins unworth for a place among us!"
  • Taiku: "Agh, gees Shen! Didn't ya know some of the guests have some unpleasent memories and unresolved issues with the statues?"
  • Shen: "What do you mean?"
  • Taiku points to Claddor crying to a statue of Cut-lin, then to Mimi trying to beat up Zuhron but the Digidestin and Cadence and Stomper are getting in the way, then to the other guest who have problems, then finally to Twilight who looks as if she's about to cry at the statue of Gary Sklaesworth.
  • Twilight: "Gary..... I'm so.... So sorry."
  • Twilight ploped to the floor and cried.
  • Lord Shen: "...... Oh, bother."
  • Boss Wolf: "But, wasn't it Twilight's idea to even do the statue thing to begin with?"
  • Luna: "She, didn't expect the unpleasent memories to come with them."
  • Stomper: (Crushes the Gary Skalesworth statue into pieces) Feel better now, Twi?
  • Twilight: (Looks at the destroyed statue, then starts crying harder) WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO HIM AT THAT BOOT CAMP?!? (Cries)
  • Stomper: (Sighs) I'll take that as a 'no'.
  • Celestia: I'll take care of this. (Teleports herself and Twilight away)
  • Applejack: Where are they goin'?
  • Heavenslight: Possibly to Twilight's room so Celestia can try to cheer her up.
  • Lord Shen: I swear to God, I had no intentions to hurt Twilight's feelings with the statue.
  • Luna: Wait. Isn't there one last statue missing?
  • Taiku: Oh, you mean the one of-
  • Nightus: DON'T MENTION HIS NAME!!!
  • Discord:... Oh, you mean Pitch Black! (Nightus turns him into a donkey) AARRGGHH!!! I'M A JACKASS!!!
  • Nightus: But if you must know, we didn't consider having him be represented in this place because a lot of ponies here still tremble in fear of him.
  • Heavenslight: Yes, fillies take one look at him, and go 'MOMMY, HELP, IT'S THE BOOGEYMAN!!!'.
  • Discord: (Still a donkey, and scoffs) Kids are scared of everything, you know. (Suddenly, he is turned into a mule)...uh, I can't feel my--
  • Fluttershy: (Stops Discord) Discord, not in front of the kids!
  • Donkey: Yeah, you were almost lookin' for a hoof sandwich, comedy boy!
  • Nightus: Also, he was considered Equestria's Greatest Enemy #1 for causing the Great Fear War some thousand years ago, not to mention he was also responsible for corrupting Sombra.
  • Icky: I'm surprised the Guardians of Childhood didn't show up today. They're sure to know about it by now.
  • Kairi: Not to mention one of them looked strangely familiar.
  • Taiku: Oh, yeah, Jack Frost. He's a real animal when it comes to having a good time. Surely HE would enjoy coming here.
  • Luna: I wonder what those guys are up to at the moment?
  • Discord: (Still a mule) Probably trying to stop their world from going bonkers after Sandman got angry and yelled again. (Nightus turns him into a zonkey (zebra-donkey hybrid)) (Everyone then begins laughing at him) What's so funny?
  • Shenzi: (Laughs) Now THAT violates so many laws of nature.
  • Marty: And THAT is why I broke up with that Okapi girl in Africa.
  • Gloria:...Because you thought about a zonkey?
  • Marty: Yeah.
  • Discord: I'M A ZONKEY?!? (Looks in a mirror) EEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEEEEWWW!!!
  • Nightus: "But really, I'm sure the real reason is that they're very busy protacting childhood for many children. But I'm sure they'll past by eventally to congratulate Twilight.... In, better times."
  • Icky: "So, you think this PB is that bad even dispite he's about as clished as clished black loving fear causer villains go?"
  • Nightus: "He may have clished traits, but he practicly INVENTED those traits, considering he's among the first ever evil to exist."
  • Icky: "So why have a statue of that Jafar wanna-be "Cold-Heart" if we're not including PB? The collection feels, imcomplete."
  • Nightus: "Euqestia is just not yet ready to be, reminded of him, even to this day. Even I haven't exactly moved on. I can BARELY embrace that we made a statue of Taiklar, can you igmagine if I had seen a statue of, him?"
  • Discord: "You'll go more bananas then the monkey song from the Rugrats first movie? Cause if so, I would pay tickets to see THAT! (Laughs)!"
  • ???: "HO-HO-HO!?"
  • Nightus: "By the devines! They're here! And, fastionably early!" (The Guardians of Childhood arrived)
  • St. North: Sorry we're late. We just had to take care of a little problem that Sandman accidentally caused.
  • Bunnymund: If he yells at me again for accidentally stepping on his foot again, I am gonna give myself gastric distress by eating a dozen carrots!
  • Discord: HAH! I knew it! (Nightus turns him into a Cama (Camel-Llama hybrid) STOP TURNING ME INTO HYBRIDS!!! (Nightus turns him back to normal) THANK YOU! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to boil my...well...it's best if you don't know. (Teleports away)
  • Luna: Sandman really yelled when you stepped on his foot?
  • Bunnymund: Yeah. Not to mention he cussed. (Sandman looks embarrassed)
  • Squidward: Still don't see no Easter Bunny.
  • Bunnymund: You're kidding me!
  • Tooth Fairy: Say, where's Twilight?
  • Icky: (Shows her the face piece of the destroyed Gary Skalesworth statue)
  • Tooth Fairy:...Oh, I see.
  • Icky: And where is Jack Frost? (Suddenly, the place gets cold)
  • Bill: HOLY CRAP, I'M COLD BLOODED--(Freezes up, and cartoonishly falls to pieces)
  • Cynder:...Again, poor Bill.
  • Mr. Dodo: Relax, he's dealt with that before. He's a lizard. He can grow his body parts straight back.
  • White Rabbit: But why is it suddenly cold--
  • ???: SNOW DAY!!! (Suddenly, Jack Frost appears out of nowhere surfing on ice, and lands on the ground perfectly) How's everybody doin'?
  • Spyro: Hey, didn't take you too long to get here.
  • Shenzi: Yeah, it's 'ice' to see you again, dude. (Ed laughs)
  • Jack Frost: HAH, that bit never gets old.
  • Taiku: For a second, I thought Edgar was dropping by.
  • Jack Frost: (Sees Kairi) Oh, hey, Kairi. You still don't remember me?
  • Kairi: ".... And you are...."
  • Jack Frost: "Figures. So, where's Twilight?"
  • North: "Two words: Gary, Skalesworth."
  • Jack Frost: "..... She's still taking that hard, huh?"
  • Mantis: "You have, no idea."
  • Taiku: "So, have you guys seen my universeity friends on the way here? Cause Twilight needs some serious-"
  • Godfry pops out of nowhere and surprises Taiku!
  • Godfry: "SURPRISE?!"
  • Taiku: "YAAAAAH?!"
  • Godfry laughs!
  • Godfry: "OH DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?!"
  • The other Magic University crew appeared!
  • Dan: "THAT FUN HAS ARRIIIIIIIIIVVVTAH! Thank you very much!"
  • Murry: "Can someone point me to the direction of the snack bar, buffet and/or dinner table?"
  • Taiku: "Guys!"
  • Jimmy: Hey, where's the purple girl, Twilight?
  • Taiku: (Shows him the statue's face)
  • Jimmy: Oh, I get it.
  • Sid: So she's still upset about how she unintentionally ruined his life?
  • Griffth: I thought she'd be over it by now.
  • Julie: (With her legs) Poor Twilight. I feel kinda bad for Gary, too. He seemed to be a pretty nice guy. Now he's trapped in a boot camp and doesn't speak anymore...I MISS HIM, TOO!!! (Starts crying, and she gains her tail fin back)
  • Griffth: Julie, stop crying, your tail is back!
  • Julie: I DON'T CARE! (Cries)
  • Courtney: Wow, I guess Twilight's not the only one taking it hard.
  • Princess Alice: Totally. I sorta miss him too. It's just amazing how she got her own kingdom now. This place is just MASSIVE!
  • Sid: So, when's the party gonna start? I came prepared! (Takes out some record discs) I got music, including the greatest one of all 'Merry-Go-Round Broke Down!' Loonies go gaga for listening to this music.
  • Pinkie: I LOVE THAT MUSIC!!!
  • Luna: The party will be coming soon. Pinkie's already got the decorations set up.
  • Applejack: She did it already?
  • Pinkie: Of course, silly! I can put up decorations in just 1 minute flat. You'd be amazed what your cutie mark can allow you to do.
  • Icky: "Well, the party's sort've delayed cause Twilight's having abit of an episode. She might, take awhile considering the last time she felt bad about Gary. I mean, wasn't that guy a cronie of Eagle-Freak?"
  • Nightus: Yes, but she feels bad because she's the one that got Gary into a place he doesn't deserve to be. She distrusted him too much to see the consequences of her actions. Now she's just guilty for it. There's nothing we can do for him now.
  • Fidget: Do you think there's a possibility he might be okay in the next few years?
  • Luna: Not that I can see, I'm afraid.
  • Sid: Well, I sure hope Twilight comes back out soon. She's missing out on all the fun.

Twilight's Room

  • Celestia: (Twilight lies on her bed crying while Celestia comforts her) I'm really sorry Lord Shen had to remind you of what happened to Gary, Twilight. It's just in the past.
  • Twilight: But in this case, the past actually matters! *Sniff* Gary's been sent to a boot camp where they're basically torturing him with rigorous stuff that's too much for him to bare. Everyone's practically being a jerk to him, and he's become anti-social. *Sniff* And it's all my fault! (Cries in her pillow)
  • Spike: (Comes inside) Is Twilight okay, yet?
  • Celestia: Not yet, Spike. She's still upset.
  • Spike: Well, I just wanted to let her know that the Guardians of Childhood are here.
  • Twilight: (Surprised) Really?
  • Spike: Yeah. Taiku's friends are here, too. Plus...(Scoffs) Funny stuff has been happening to Discord. Nightus has been turning him into hybrids 4 times. (Scoffs) The funniest was...A ZONKEY!!! (Laughs)
  • Twilight:...(Laughs a bit) Really? Nightus turned him into a zonkey? *Sniff* That is a little bit funny.
  • Spike: Oh, that's nothing. He also turned him into a Cama.
  • Twilight: (Scoffs, and laughs hard off the bed)
  • Celestia: (Chuckles a bit) Well, he used to do the same thing to me when we were little.
  • Spike: Get out, seriously?
  • Celestia: Yeah. When we were young, we were basically hormonal. We liked to play with each other with our magic. (To Twilight) And just between the two of us, I might have liked those jokes when we grew into teenagers. I gave Discord a mustache when he wasn't looking, and it took him an hour to figure it out.
  • Twilight: (Laughs harder) Are you serious? Wow, you might've had an enjoyable fillyhood. In fact, I'm feeling better already!
  • Spike: Great. The Guardians and party animals of Taiku's will be happy to see you. The party's ready to start as soon as you come down.
  • Twilight: Heh, maybe I might get used to missing Gary after I've stretched my legs out. (Stretches) Alright, let's go.

Party Room

  • Twilight, Spike, and Celestia came in.
  • Lord Shen: "Twilight, I just want to apologies about bringing up, you know who into this, it's just, I don't know him as much as you did and-"
  • Twilight: "It's ok, we all make mistakes."
  • Godfry: "Oh, and speaking, of mistakes."
  • Godfry threw a pie into Discord's face!
  • Godfry: "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! THAT, WAS FOR THE TIREK MESS! And some points for almost making Twily worm food, and the plunderweed trouble, and tecnecly being respondsable for causing Qui to make the same mess. I call it, the pie of karma! What ya think?"
  • Discord: (Snaps, and decapitates Godfry's head)
  • Sandy: Ew!
  • Godfry: (Suddenly, his head regenerates, as well as 2 extra heads) What the--(Sees his heads) NOOOOOOO!!!
  • Godfry #2: What'sa matter, brother? You don't enjoy having siblings?
  • Godfry #3: Yeah, having siblings is the best thing ever!
  • Godfry: Speak for yourselves.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Discord, do you have ANY idea how painful it is for him to have extra heads?
  • Discord: Yes, that's why I did it. Have you experienced it before?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Well...(Chuckles) Maybe.
  • Taiku: Just return him back to normal!
  • Discord: Alright, fine! (Snaps, and gets rid of Godfry's extra heads)
  • Godfry: Don't EVER do that again! We Hydras are known to have poisonous breath. And trust me, after how that Tatzlwurm got you sick, I'm pretty sure we know now that you're not completely immortal.
  • Discord:...(Gulps) Alright.
  • Taiku: "In Discord's defence Godfry, you shouldn't be so willing to mess with someone with reality warping powers. You could litterally, (snickers), lose you head."
  • Godfry: "Oh ha ha, it's to laugh."
  • Pinkie: Alright, let's get this party started! (Everyone cheers)

Later at night.

  • Twilight was approuching her bed.
  • Twilight: "That, was a great party."
  • Spike: "Well, aside from a few mishaps, yeah, it was great."
  • Twilight sighed sadly.
  • Spike: ".... Still on about that Gary thing? Twilight, we didn't known any better at the time, we survived a very trumatic exspearience against, that jerk and Cold Heart. We, couldn't think straight."
  • Twilight: "I know, but, it makes me feel like, because of that one mistake, it makes me wonder if I am truely worthy of being the princess of friendship. Gary only wanted a friend, and he was only liked this because he thought he could never exspearienced friendship.... And, Taiku's rambuncious antics and Russel being, Russel, clearly didn't help."
  • Spike: "But what's really at fault was Eagle-Beak and Clare malmitulating him."
  • Twilight: "Well, at least Eagle-Beak only did something bad for a greater good, well-intentioned on protacting Equestia from Nightmare Moon, albeit ending up making Equestia forgetting harmony to become a war nation, but Clare? (Scoffs). She only did it to become popular! I can't belive how someone can be so, shallow for the most mundane of statuses, even for high shcool standerds. If only she'd learned not to be so processive of her vanity and realise there's more to life then being better then everyone. I am not even sure if she would ever understand that."
  • Spike: "Well, your talking about someone who looks like that mean girl from Total Drama Island as a centaur. I am, not so sure she would get the point either."
  • Twilight: "But what concerns me is that, Eagle-Beak is still out there, and based on what we learned about possabilty having some involvement with Qui, I'm worried he might still not've found harmony. I'm worried Gary wasn't the only one I ruined. What if by defeating Nightmare Moon with harmony, I ended up making Eagle-Beak looking like a madman with a plan that was desten to fail?"
  • Spike: "Well, it wasn't like he was THAT better then Nightmare. He turned Canterlot into a warzone and trying to corrupt everyone to be jerks."
  • Twilight: "But still, I wished Celestia didn't had to be dishonest about Nightmare Moon's return. I mean, look how well saying Taiklar was a myth turned out. I had to almost feed my friends to an albino spinosaurus to prevent them from dooming themselves against a scury carring ape!"
  • Spike: "Well, say if Eagle-Beak DID defeated Nightmare with an War Nation Equestia, that wouldn't make him very liked. I think ponies would still hold it against him that he usurped Celestia for something so extreme. In fact, I think he may've had plans to kill Nightmare Moon if he was so interested in making a War nation, so, in a sense, he was trying to kill Luna."
  • Twilight: "Celestia told me that if he was, he propbully assumed with his logic, that he thought Luna was too comsumed by darkness and jealiousy to be helped, and all was left was Nightmare Moon.... But I could only imagine what he's going through when he found out that he was wrong about Nightmare Moon's grip on Luna, and he may've felt awful planning to kill her, and his guilt corrupted him to become, whatever he is now. I, I wish I can help him in someway, Like I helped Discord."
  • Spike: Well, I wish you could, too. But I guess the past is the past.
  • Twilight: Well... At least I still have a perfect life. I've made a hundred friends, I'm a great hero, I've defeated dozens of villains, and I've even managed to accomplish impossible feats. Now I've got my own kingdom, and me and my friends have gained the powers of the Elements of Harmony even without them. But even though I've done horrible things to someone I judged harshly, I think I'll actually enjoy being the most well-known hero of Equestria.
  • Spike: Yeah, I'll admit it's great to be helping you out with that. I've even inadvertently become a hero myself considering how I saved the Crystal Empire from Sombra.
  • Twilight: Yeah, but you needed help, didn't you?
  • Spike: Yeah, but still. The entire Crystal Empire worships me for it.
  • Twilight: Well, I guess we should get to bed. I've got a busy day tomorrow. (Turns off the light, and Spike already falls asleep)... (Sighs) For the first time in my life, things are going far better than I ever hoped for...

Chapter 2: Strange Things Happen to Twilight

Canterlot

  • Celestia: (A guard comes in) How's the progress of locating Eagle-Beak?
  • Guard #1: We're still working on it, your highness. He could be anywhere in Equestria. He might even be off-planet.
  • Luna: Then keep looking. I want him found. We've got to make sure he doesn't do anything that could cause any harm to Equestria.
  • Guard #1: It will be done. (Leaves)
  • Luna: (Stretches, and gets ready for bed)... (Suddenly, she disappears after a scream is heard)

Twilight's Room

  • Twilight: (Struggles to sleep)

Canterlot

  • Celestia: Luna?! I need to know what happened to Luna at once- (Disappears as well, and everything in the room gets altered)

Twilight's Room

  • Twilight: (Still struggles, and suddenly, Spike disappears) (Twilight's kingdom suddenly alters back into her library as black lightning is seen in the distance, altering different places until the next morning)

Villain League Fortress.

  • Cobra: "Happy League founding day, fellow leagers! I know we suffered from, rather disappointng results, but I am comident that we can succeed eventally, so long as nothing happens to me or the main leage players, like, oh say, if I sudddenly disappeared from the face of the uni- (Disappears, as well as all of the other villains, as well as the Fortress being turned into ruins)"

Team Nefarious' Space Station

  • Nefarious: Well, too bad we were unable to conquer Equestria.
  • Dr. Doofenschmirtz: Yeah, I could've made mince meat out of them.
  • King Dedede: But at least nothing happened to us- (Nefarious, and all the others disappear, along with the Space Station)

Dark Dragon Scourge Lair

  • Dark Dragon: (Has burned up part of his throne room) WE WERE SO CLOSE TO CONQUERING EQUESTRIA!!! We would've had an entire nation of villains that all 3 villains teams could share!
  • Liquidator: Relax, sir! Remember your stress issues.
  • Don Karnage: Yes, even Fang wasn't as constantly angry as you are. You nearly destroy the place when you get angry.
  • Dark Dragon:... (Sighs) Okay, I'm calm. Besides, nothing else happened here- (He and the other villains disappear, as well as the flags changing back into Fang Empire flags, and the entire fortress being changed into ruins) (Suddenly, the entire UUniverses have black lightning surrounding it, altering them with white flashes, and suddenly, everything looks different)

Equestia's outskirts.

  • Eagle-Beak, in a protactive robe against reality altering, looks in shock.
  • Eagle-Beak: "No! No! I'm too late!?"
  • Qui, Narcotic, Celisus, QP, and Sing Jin Sue in simular robes appear.
  • Darkness Qui: "And a teenage freak did THIS!? Why would she screw up all of reality for anyway?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "If I know that self-vainity twit, it's so she can prevent said vainity from being lost! She would be willing to even make other villains suffer so she can have her beauty back, and destroy Sparkle emotionally."
  • Celisus: "Isn't that abit immature, EVEN for a teenager?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well at this point I assume she's abit grown-up now. But I'm worried her mentally has not. Her vainity was the only thing that mattered when her dear idol, her eldest sister..... Died from sickness. That vainity was her only way to remember. And that idiot Taiku and his fool-hardy friends desided to destroy her only memory. And she blames ME for that misfortune thanks to me sending them to the planet where the Childhood Guardians are from instead of the frozen north. But she doesn't realise in doing so, she may have brought forth a reality that wasn't meant to exist."
  • Sing Jin Sue: "But, what becomes of my sister and her friends?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, it depends if she even knows of them or not. But no doubt that like me, she has heard the reports. She may've done something to ensure they can't be a problem. Sing, Qui and assusiates. It's up to us I'm afraid to stop this."
  • Darkness Qui: "Wait, aren't we tecnecly villains? So, isn't a world congured in a matter like this, a win for us?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Not like this, Qui! Remember, even the likes of the Villain Teams have suffered as well!"
  • Narcotic: "Well, what she do to them?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That's what we're going to find out. Now, put on your hoods and conceil your identity. We need to lay low for now."
  • They did that.

Back to Twilight.

  • Twilight: (Wakes up, and yawns)... Good morning, Spike... Spike?... (Opens her eyes, and is shocked to see that it's back into her original library) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY KINGDOM?!? Am I back in Golden Oaks?! SPIKE, DID YOU DO THIS?!? (Looks to find that he, along with his bed, is gone)... SPIKE, WHERE ARE YOU?!? (Tries flying, but falls to the ground on her head, getting dazed)... Uhhgh, what happened- (Sees that she's a unicorn again, and gasps) MY WINGS!... Okay, this has gotta be a dream. I just need to pinch myself... Oh, yeah, I don't have any fingers. Figures. (Goes down the stairs)

Chapter 3: Twilight Becomes a Total Stranger, Even to Canterlot

Ponyville?

  • Twilight bursts out the door, and sees Ponyville looking like a very poor city.
  • Twilight: "What's happened here?"
  • Twilight sees Applejack dressed like a sheruff.
  • Twilight: "Applejack!"
  • Applejack looks at her.
  • Applejack: "That's my name, citisen, don't a-wear it out. Now, what can Sheruff Applejack can do for ya?"
  • Twilight: "Applejack, what's going on? What happened to Ponyville? And when were you Sheruff? I thought you were a humble farmer?"
  • Applejack: Well, I used to be. Until our profits went down completely, and my family went out of business. I had to become Sheriff to support my poor family. My little sister is busy doing her own day job, Big Mac is working as a delivery stallion, and Granny Smith... Well... She's had a heart attack recently. We don't know if she's gonna survive or not. (Starts sobbing a bit) I sure hope she does, though. She's the only pony I knew who raised me since I never knew my real parents.
  • Twilight: Wait, I don't remember Granny Smith having a heart attack.
  • Applejack: Well, I- Wait, how in tarnation did you know my Granny?
  • Twilight: Applejack, it's me, Twilight Sparkle. We're well-known friends, we defended Equestria together.
  • Applejack: I have absolutely NO idea what you're yappin' about, sister, but I've never seen you before in my life.
  • Twilight: Never seen me before? What do you mean you've never seen me before?!?
  • Applejack: Please don't start an argument, mam. You'll make me look bad in front of the citizens.
  • Twilight: (Sighs)... Can you at least tell me why Ponyville looks like a poor country?
  • Applejack: Don't you know?
  • Twilight: Uh, no?
  • Applejack: "Well, a number of things. Taxes, rotine attacks of the AUU Empire and rebels lead by that darn Taiku, a locust infestsation, shoot, there's still some of the damage when the villain teams were all disbanned at once."
  • Twilight: "What? When did ANY of those things happened?!"
  • Applejack: "Look, I apologies miss, but I ain't no tour guide. It's a safe bet your new here so, go see Tour Guide Mare about this."
  • Twilight: "Tour Guide Mare? You mean, Mayor Mare? Why is she suddenly a tour guide?"
  • Applejack: "Poor gal's been declaired imcompident to be mayor anymore. Look, I got to do my rotine protrol so, I'm sorry if I haven't been gracious, but I gots work to do. My family's counting on me."
  • Twilight was shocked as Applejack left.
  • Twilight: "Th-th-the, THE BUCK?! What's going on here?!"
  • Twilight ran off!

Further down Ponyville.

  • Twilight looked to see all sorts of damaged buildings.
  • Twilight: "What is going on here?!"
  • Suddenly, a familier Rainbow, Lightning Trail, and Storm cloud line zoomed passed her!
  • Twilight: "What the?! Rainbow Dash? Lighting Dust? Spitfire?"
  • Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, and Spitfire are dressed in costumes simular to the Wonderbolts costume, but the blue part is now red and the lightning is replaced by flames.
  • Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH! OVER HERE!?"
  • The trio noticed her and landed.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey citizen. Let me guess? An autograth from Rainbow Dash, captain of the Imperial Blazers?"
  • Twilight: "The Imperial what-now? Whatever happened to the Wonderbolts?"
  • Spitfire: "The Wonderbolts? I haven't heard that name in a long time. Not since we were converted into the Imperial Blazers."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm surprised you even know about the Wonderbolts.... Wait a horse-picking minute! Who are you? Are you a spy?"
  • Lightning Dust: "Are you working for the rebels or Emperor Warson himself?"
  • Twilight: "No! Guys, it's me! Twilight Sparkle! I'm Rainbow Dash's friend!"
  • Spitfire: "Captain, do you know this mare?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh... No. Not really.
  • Twilight: YOU don't recognize me either? What is going on here?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you okay, mam? You seem to be very clueless right now.
  • Lightning Dust: Rainbow, let's just ignore her. If she wants to be clueless, then let her.
  • Spitfire: Yes. Besides, we have to make sure no rebellions are still out there trying to take down the Empress.
  • Twilight: Empress? What do you mean Emp- (The pegasi fly off)... (Shrugs) First Applejack, now Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust? Is there SOMETHING I'm missing here? I mean, by Celestia! It's like I'm a total stranger... Wait.... Rarity! (Trots off)!

Rarity's Boutique

  • Twilight: (Arrives to see that the Boutique is closed down) RARITY?!? RARITY?!? HELLO?!? (Sees the 'Closed Down' sign)...(Gasps)... Rarity's Boutique is closed down?!?
  • ???: Oh my gosh, sister, will you keep it down? (Rarity arrives in a track uniform) I'm trying to get my daily routines done, and I don't want your voice breaking my concentration. (Opalescence is seen in her basket as a thinner cat)
  • Twilight:... You've gotta be kidding me! Rarity, since when did you become more into fitness than fashion?
  • Rarity: How do you know my name?
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) Don't tell me you don't know who I am!
  • Rarity: No, of course not, dear! All I know about you is that you're bothering my time to prepare for my track-racing competition.
  • Twilight: But I thought you were a fashion designer.
  • Rarity: Yes, but the Empress had criticized my shop and my work to near-death, and gave all my profits and valuables to that nasty Suri Polomare, her so called "Truely fastionable new designer of the royal robes"! I swear, it's about as bad as the empress desiding those Flim-Flam brothers are much more worthier of produsing Cider then the Apple Family, now they've turned into a giant corperation, and even my poor Sweetie Belle is forced into child labor, ever since the empress rudely discontinted child labor laws and got poor Cheeralee fired... (Quietly) Rest her soul.... (Loudly) So now my boutique is forever out of business. Now, I dedicate my life to not worry about fashion, and instead being a physically-fit fashion model. And I really enjoy it. You should've seen how I put myself in a shot-for-shot remake of High School Musical 2 for those who adore me.

Cutaway

  • Rarity: (Singing the song 'Fabulous' in a parody of High School Musical 2)

Present

  • Twilight:... (Scoffs) Really? That seems a little taboo, even for you.
  • Rarity: Whatever, darling. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some fitness to fit on. (Runs hard) WOOHOO!!! I LOVE MY JOB!!!
  • Twilight:... Okay, this is getting as weird as when I accidentally switched my friends' cutie marks. (Sighs) I do hope Fluttershy remembers me.

Fluttershy's Cottage

  • Twilight: (Arrives at her cottage, which now seems to look like a small castle surrounded by rivers, trees, and flora) GREAT GALLOPING GOD!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER COTTAGE?!? (Suddenly a squeak is heard, and Twilight sees a chipmunk that at first looks harmless, which Twilight awwed, then suddenly the chipmonk snarled madly and attacks her) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!? (The Chipmonk bite her!) OWIE!!! (Suddenly, a bunch of other animals arrive and beat her up) OWCH, OW, WHAT THE HELL-, YOW, STOP!!!
  • ???: HEY! (The animals turn to see Fluttershy, who is wearing a dress like Snow White) What are you all doing? I thought I told you to only attack those who pose a threat to my home. (The animals get off of Twilight)
  • Twilight: Fluttershy, since when have your animals been so... Violent? (Spits out some fur)
  • Fluttershy: What do you mean? I'm not the same animal caretaker everypony knew before. Now I'm a bounty hunter who trained my sweet animals into fighting.
  • Twilight: Funny, you don't look like a bounty hunter- (Suddenly, Fluttershy takes off her dress, and reveals a bunch or knives and equipment, whereas Fluttershy takes out a bow and arrow) WHOAH!!!
  • Fluttershy: You were saying?
  • Twilight: I... I don't know what to say about why you would think about hurting people. You're... Shy.
  • Fluttershy: (Sighs) Everypony knows I took fighting classes from Iron Will 5 years ago so I can raise money for my precious friends.
  • Twilight: Okay, this conversation makes me feel I'm dreaming.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, really? If this was a dream, would THIS hurt? (Bucks Twilight in the chest)
  • Twilight: OWCH!!!... Fluttershy, did... Did you just hit me?
  • Fluttershy: No, THIS is hitting! (Kicks her in the crotch)
  • Twilight: URRRRGGGHHH!!! I can't believe that actselly hurts me! Fluttershy, you-you really HAVE changed! I liked you better as a kind caretaker of animals.
  • Fluttershy: Nopony else did. I was tired of being pushed around for my weak stature and my non-assertiveness. Now, I'm not just kind, but I'm vicious.
  • Twilight:... Okay, I'm just gonna go before something else happens.
  • Fluttershy: (Puts her dress back on again) Take care now. (Skips away singing while her animals follow her)
  • Twilight: Oh, please, please, PLEASE let Pinkie Pie know who I am!

Sugarcube Corner

  • Sugercube Corner is still abit same, with exception for a las vegas-ish sign with Pinkie Pie dresed as a jester.
  • Twilight: "Well.... At least Pinkie is still doing what she does best."
  • Twilight went inside, and sees the Cakes, but now as sofisicated snobs.
  • Mr. Cake: "Oh my dear wife. I am so glad we never desided to have kids while being mundane cake providitors and take high and full advantage of our adopted daughter Pinkie Pie and her ability to be strangely funny! Now the empress has choose her to become her new jester! We're rolling in the money, babe!"
  • Mrs. Cake: "I know! Who needs children, when you have money?! We're rich, Carrot, rich?!"
  • Mr. Cake: "Now we can leave this one horse town and leave for Manehatten! Pinkie lives in Canterlot now with the empress, so it won't be so bad!"
  • Mrs. Cake: "I like the way you think, husband o'mine! SCOOTALOO!? CHEESE SANDWICH!? WE'RE PACKING TO MANEHATTEN?! TAKE WHAT IS OF WORTH TO YOU AND PACK IT UP?! WE'RE LEAVING THIS DUMP?!"
  • Cheese Sandwich and Scootaloo appeared in servent clothing.
  • Cheese and Scootaloo: "Yes sir and ma'am, Mr. and Mrs. Cake."
  • Mr. Cake: "And don't be afraid to dedicate some extra time for chorses and sprouse up the place! We want it to look nice for any unlucky sap who would actselly wanna live in this dump and- (Mr. Cake sees Twilight.) Oh, uh, duh, a costamer..... How long were you standing there?"
  • Mrs. Cake: "Gah, you weakling! (Shoves Mr. Cake aside and puts on an exaggerated smile) Sorry miss, Pinkie the Great has now become the offitcal jester of the empress, so we're closing down and leaving for Manehatten! But here's a loud of Pinkie Pie merchentdise (Clutters Twilight with merchentdises) to survice! There you go, on your way, and good bye!" (Proceeds to push Twilight out!)
  • Twilight: "But Mrs. Cake, you don't under-"
  • Twilight was already outside with a door slammed to her face!
  • Twilight: "...... Celestia's beard. Where's Discord when you need him?"
  • A paper slams into Twilight's face!
  • Twilight picks it up with her magic.
  • Twilight: "(Reads) Come one, come all, to Discord's shcool of obedience in fillydelia, where you will learn to behave and respect our glorious empire, like..... DISCORD THE ORDERLY?! (Speaking) Discord?! Orderly? THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM?! I GOTTA TELEPORT TO FILLDELPIA?!"

Fillydelphia, Discord's School of Obedience

  • Discord: (In an office, and takes the microphone) Good morning, students. Please stand for the Pledge of Imperial Allegiance. (Everyone in the school stands) I pledge allegiance to the flag of the UUniversal Nations, and to the Empire for which it stands, one nation under Shimmer, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. (Twilight teleports near the door, and peeks to see Discord) Please remain standing for a moment of silence. (Twilight opens the door)
  • Twilight: Discord, what are you- (Discord makes Twilight's mouth disappear) MMPPPHH!
  • Discord: This is a moment of silence, missy prissy, so hush up.
  • Twilight: (Shrugs, and waits for a few seconds, then Discord turns on the microphone)
  • Discord: Thank you, and please be seated. (Everyone does that) I just want to say that as a special treat for over 3 years of loyal service to the Empress, I shall be throwing a party in the gym at 2:00, and everypony is invited. The new royal jester, Pinkie Pie, will be arriving to celebrate her first day as a jester, and let's not forget the day that yours truly, Discord, has become a better person to serve the Empire than any other Draconequui in Equestria, or any other world to be exact. But of course, I wouldn't have been reformed from my evil deeds if it wasn't for the Empress. That is all, and have a productive day. (Hangs up, and gives Twilight her mouth back)
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) Discord, that was totally uncalled for!
  • Discord: Well, excuse me for informing you about the rules around here. Nopony speaks during moment of silence, or they'll have to answer to me, Principal Discord.
  • Twilight: Okay, I don't know WHY I didn't think of this in the first place. It's YOU who was behind this whole mess in the first place. You took away my life just because you weren't even given a throne in my kingdom. Is THAT it?
  • Discord: (Takes out a gun) So you've got it all figured out, do ya'? Ya' couldn't leave well-enough alone!
  • Twilight: Uh, D-D-Discord, since when did you use guns? N-n-n-n-n-n- WAIT?! (Discord pulls the trigger, and a 'BANG!' flag is seen)...... (Studders like an idiot), WHAT?!
  • Discord: (Scoffs and laughs) YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! PRICELESS!!! (Laughs) But seriously, I have NO idea what you're talking about.
  • Twilight: "On come on!? If it's not someone like you- Wait, your suppose to be, orderly. Why are you still, Discord?"
  • Discord: "Between you and me, this whole "Orderly" thing is an act to keep the empress from doing to me what she did to the likes of that Dark Dragon guy. He's is like what I used to be.... A garden orniment in the castle courtyard."
  • Twilight: "(Gasps)! Are you serious?"
  • Discord: "Don't take my word for it. I have a little replica right here! (Shows a smaller verson of a horroafived Dark Dragon statue)."
  • Twilight: "O, M, C!? Then, this has to be the villain leage! No doubt by either Mirage, or Mang with some, overly complicated plan to destroy Equestia as a paradise."
  • Discord: The Villain League? Are you kidding? They've been destroyed for over 4 years. Mang and Mirage are dead, the rest of leage leaders are compairable to trumatised orphans who learned their parents deaths. The same can be said for the other villain teams. Emperor Fang was a doozy, and Dark Dragon wanted to take over his empire and turn the UUniverses into a land of doom. Too bad the Empress had them both turned to stone before he could do it.
  • Twilight: What about Team Nefarious? Nefarious is surely capable of some sort of, mind-warping device!
  • Discord: HAH! Nefarious wasn't that hard for the Empress to defeat. She just had to re-programmed the idiot into her servant. I certainly enjoyed messing with him in privacy. He's also a bit of a useless coward, so luckly, the Empress doesn't take him all that seriously.
  • Twilight: So... All the Villains are... Gone?
  • Discord: DUH! What, were you just born?
  • Twilight: I have to go to Canterlot! The Princesses are sure to believe me about all this! (Runs off)
  • Discord: Good luck getting in there without clearance. (Chuckles) Ponies these days, I swear!

Canterlot Entrance

  • Twilight: (Arrives at the entrance by train) FINALLY! (Makes it to the gate, but then two guards block her path with their spears) Wha-? What is this?
  • Guard #1: State your business, stranger.
  • Twilight: I... It's me, Twilight Sparkle! I'm a princess here. (The guards pause, and then begin laughing) What? It's the truth!
  • Guard #2: Maybe you haven't heard, but this is an Empire now. We no longer do the Monarchy thing, it's been declaired, "passe", as the empress would say.
  • Twilight: Of course it is. I been hearing about that for awhile now. Now let me pass!
  • Guard #1: Sorry, nopony gets in without a permitted pass, or approval by the Empress. That's the rules.
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) WHY DOESN'T ANYPONY RECOGNIZE ME TODAY?!? I AM PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!! HERO OF EQUESTRIA, DEFEATER OF VARIOUS VILLAINS, WELL-KNOWN ALLY TO THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!! I WAS PRACTICALLY BORN HERE!!!
  • Guard #2: Listen, mam, we're not letting you in unless you're permitted to. SO I suggest you leave immediately or we'll have to call for backup.
  • Twilight: (Her screams are heard across Equestria, scaring off birds)

Ponyville Library

  • Twilight: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!? First my assistant is nowhere to be found, my friends don't even know who I am and have different jobs, Discord's a principal for a lousy school, and now I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN MY OWN HOMETOWN?!? AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! I mean, seriously, what's going on?!? Why is Equestria ruled by an Empire now? And on top of that, WHERE IS PRINCESS CELESTIA?!?
  • ???: "SERVENT GIRL?! QUIT YOUR YELLING AT ONCE?!"
  • Ms. Harshwinny comes in!
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "Servent girl, The Sectretary of the Empress, Celestia, has come to collect a book for the empress called "Imperialisum for dummizes" and is offering to pay extraordinary money for it! Don't dwindle around like an idiot, servent girl!?"
  • Twilight: "Ms. Harshwinny? I thought you worked as an organisor for the Equestian Games?"
  • Ms. Harshwinny: No, I retired from that long ago. Now I'm the Head Librarian here, and surely you should know that you're my servant.
  • Twilight: I am YOUR servant?
  • Ms. Harshwinny: Yes. And I'd rather hush down on the tone if you wanna continue living here. Now find the book and bring it to Secretary Celestia.
  • Twilight: 'Secretary' Celestia? How did-.... Never mind, I'll get the book. (Runs off to get it as Ms. Harshwinny walks off) This is perfect! I can talk with Celestia! She senses lies and truths, so she's sure to believe me! Now, let's se... Ah, here it is! 'Imperialism for Dummiez'! Wait, who keeps books like this? Oh, who cares. (Runs out to see Princess Celestia in secretary clothes) Oh, thank goodness! Celestia, I'm so glad I found you!
  • Celestia: What's there to be glad about, Ms. Sparkle? Did you get another raise?
  • Twilight: What? Wait, no! We need to talk!
  • Celestia: What is it?
  • Twilight: Look, I don't need to be told that you don't remember who I really was. But you have to believe me when I say that I'm your protégé and most faithful student! I made a dozen friends like a dragon named Taiku, and 5 other ponies here in Ponyville. We were able to defeat several villains with the Elements of Harmony, and be well-known allies to the Shell Lodge Squad, I don't know if you remember them or not, and you've even chosen me to... (Breaths in)... To become a Princess, and later allowing me to gain my own kingdom. But 2 days after that, which means today, I wake up to find that nopony remembers me, and my assistant Spike is nowhere to be seen, and this place is an Empire, and things have turned topsy-turvy, and Canterlot wouldn't even let me see you so I can bring this up to you, and after that... Well... Here we are. (Pants heavily)... Well?
  • Ms. Harshwinny:... (Scoffs, and laughs) What are you talking about, Servant Girl?
  • Celestia:... I... Uh... Well, I don't know what to say, Ms. Sparkle. This seems pretty hard to believe.
  • Twilight: So you don't believe me? What about your lie detection powers?
  • Celestia: Look, Ms. Sparkle, I think you're under a lot of stress after Ms. Harshwinny worked you out yesterday. I think you might need to take a nap.
  • Ms. Harshwinny: Quite.
  • Twilight: But I... Wait a minute! If I haven't seen the Shell Lodgers, then that must mean... (Gasps) The Soothsayer wasn't able to predict Kairi's Prophecy, and Shen was unable to meet Celestia, therefore she was unable to learn the lie detection spell! NOOOO!!!
  • Ms. Harshwinny: Servant Girl, just go to your room and get some rest, please.
  • Twilight: (Starts breaking down into tears) Alright. I will. (Runs off) I'LL NEVER GET MY LIFE BACK NOW!!! (Cries as she runs upstairs)
  • Celestia:... What was up with her?
  • Ms. Harshwinny: I don't know. Just take the book. (Celestia gives Harshwinny a sack of money for the book) Thank you.
  • Celestia: It's always a pleasure. (Walks away, and Harshwinny closes the door)... She speaks the truth! History has been re-written! I must look into this! (Teleports away).

Twilight's room.

  • Twilight was crying.
  • Ms. Harshwinny, while still thinking Twilight was not making sense, has felt a sense of pity and remorse for him.
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "Servent girl..... May I, come in?"
  • Twilight: "I don't have alot of opitions since this is your libery. And my name's Twilight!"
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "Well, uh, Twilight...... I realise now that I have been..... Needlessly harsh. I am still, coping with my own problems when, Shineflare took over the Equestian Games and turned it into the "Imperial Games", and I had been redused to be, a pitiful Liberian to a dead-beat town like Ponyville! It's practicly the worse place to live ever! There's a bounty hunter here, an imcompident drunk sheruff, the local imperial blazers cause more damage then the rebels, we have to wear the same old rags everyday, and the only shorse of happiness that was Pinkie the Great now belongs to the empress! But, I shouldn't be disrespectful of your problems... After all.... Your my daughter now. Well, Adopted as of, three-four days ago. It had, broken my heart when your family was killed by a freak accsident concerning a failed attempt to get into Celestia's magic shcool when you've..... Ended up vaperising them into ash."
  • Twilight gasped!
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "And to be disowned by your own brother and cousin and the rest of the family tree? It broke my heart about it. (See's Twilight's face).... Miss Sparkle? You look as if your hearing this for the first time.... Is, there something wrong?"
  • Twilight: Well, *Sniff* I don't know what I'm supposed to do now. I don't care if you believe me or not, but I had a great life and somepony took it away from me. The UUniverses were already perfect, and THIS reality, one with an entire Empire, is not the kind I was expecting. Now I hear that my own family abandoned me and my original parents were blown up? Only a vengeful dark-minded person would do something this awful! I assure you, I was a princess here before history has somehow been re-written. Yesterday it was perfect, and now, not so much. If I continue living this life, I'll just be miserable! I've got to do something right now!
  • Ms. Harshwinny: Are you sure that's a very good idea? The Empire is very strict about people and ponies forming resistence. Causing and/or being apart of rebellions would result in execution.
  • Twilight: Well, then I think I should look into something that might give a clue as to who did this. And I think I know just the book to tell me. (Reaches a book titled 'Ancient Equestrian Relics') It's the same book my friends used to look up the Alicorn Amulet! (Flips through the book) There's gotta be something in here about it... Something that can allow somepony to travel through time, or alter reality, or do something to change my life like this.
  • Ms. Harshwinny: Uh... I don't know about you, Ms. Sparkle, but I'll let you take time off work to do whatever it is you want to do. In fact, I'm giving you a well-deserved vacation. I'd better go get some aspirin. (Leaves)
  • Twilight: "Reality altering, Reality altering, HA! There it is! The Reality Stone of Tyranny! (Gasp) Alchorse! (Reads) In an unetermined time, Tyranny has created a stone that can malmitulate all of reality, but it was never used cause of the dangers of unintended consinquences. The misuse of the stone could've lead to causing an entire universe to have a darker history then intended and has been delcaired the most dangerious relic of all time?!"
  • Twilight was hyperventalating!
  • Twilight: "I should've known it sooner! Someone must've tampered with the stone to turn Equestia into this nightmare and control it into an empire! But who?! The Villain Leage is disbanned in this reality, so are the Scourge Imperials and Team Nefarious! Who else could be respondsable? Who else would've wanted to become so impourent that he/she would've hurt others to get it?"
  • Twilight gasped.
  • Twilight: "Imperial Blazers......... All that sun themed stuff in town..... That vaguely familer badge on Applejack that looked like Sunset's Cutie Mark...... It couldn't be...... It just can't be! I thought she learned her lesson! It just can't be-"

Chapter 4: Empress Sunset Shimmer

Back at Fillydelpia.

  • Trumpet horns as play as a song is about to begin.
  • A series of Diamond Dogs and Dragon Teens are seen surrounding a familer pony preparing herself for the presitation of the obedience shcool, who has now been Alicornised.
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  • Ponies, Diamond Dogs and Dragon Teens: "ALL HAIL, EMPRESS SUNSET SHIMMER?!"
  • Celestia: "Sunset, must you always make an enterence singing that dreadful song? It makes me feel, unsettled."
  • Rover, as a guard Diamond Dog: "Imperial law number 2009, the empress can sing that song to make an enterence, as she see fits."
  • Fido: "Yeah, (slaps Celestia's flank!) SO PUT A SOCK IN YOUR ASS?!"
  • The Dragon Teens laughed!
  • Sunset: Besides, this is MY world now! I can do whatever the hell I wanna do with it. It's also pretty amazing that I've... Kinda... Learned how to turn ponies into stone. Just like I did to Dark Dragon and Emperor Fang! I could even do it to Discord with a single point.
  • Celestia: Of course you do realize that that spell was illegal to learn?
  • Sunset: I know that, but it helped me to stop an entire villain team, so I guess it doesn't matter. BECAUSE I'M THE EMPRESS OF THIS TOWN!!! (She and the Dragon Teens and Diamond Dogs laugh)
  • Celestia: Yeah, of course you are. ("When this is all over, I need to find a place to speak to Ms. Harshwinny's assistant. I sure hope she doesn't barge into this place uninvited.")

School

  • Discord: (Sunset arrives with the others) Ah, our guests have arrived! (Barfs out a red carpet) I'm so delighted you could make it. Please do come in!
  • Sunset: Don't mind if I do, you sentimental abomination, you! (Laughs) I knew I could trust you with this school.
  • Discord: Yeah. It's an honor. (Chuckles, and when they leave, Discord sighs, and lips 'Egotistical much?')
  • Twilight: (Bursts in) DISCORD!
  • Discord: Well, if it isn't the loudmouth delusional purple pony! How was it trying to get into Canterlot?
  • Twilight: Not well. But I hear that the Empress is here. Who is she?
  • Discord: Well, it's some egotistical, but oddly wise, pony named Sunset Shimmer. She's been pretty good at protecting Equestria, as well as aiding those weirdo misfits out in stopping outside evils.
  • Twilight: HAH! I knew Sunset was responsible for this! I... Wait, 'misfits'?... As in 'Shell Lodge Squad' misfits?
  • Discord: Well, they're not the Shell Lodge Squad anymore. That's a name they've outgrown.
  • Twilight: So Celestia DID meet Lord Shen! That means... (Gasps)... SHE BELIEVED ME!!! YES! FINALLY! I'VE HIT THE JACKPOT! Step aside, Dissy, I've gotta get us our lives back!
  • Discord: Pfft, yeah right! (Dubbed as Donkey) Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy! Just try not to peeve off the Empress, she can turn people into stone. (Twilight doesn't hear him)... (Chuckles) She's history.

Shcool gym.

  • Sunset was sitting on her thrown as the party in honor of her new jester was taking place.
  • Pinkie Pie appeared.
  • Pinkie: "Missus Sun, may I say it was a totally tots honor to be your jester! I know I am gonna be FUN FUN FUN!?"
  • Sunset laughed.
  • Sunset: "I appresate thy enfusiasum, pink one. I heard you made some friends in that old town, so, I invited them here."
  • Sheruff Applejack came, as well as Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash.
  • Applejack: "Your empressness, may I say, (takes off her hat), it was an honor to be in your graces."
  • Rarity: "(Under her breath) Speak for yourself, Applejack."
  • Fluttershy: "I kinda don't have time for parties. My bounty hunter boss Pred has already given me an assignment to hunt down Taiku himself, the stupid rebel leader. Always hated dragons."
  • Garble: "Hey! Have some respect for some of her offitcal guard here!"
  • Fluttershy: "DO YOU WANT ME TO TEAR YOUR FREAKING HEAD OFF?!"
  • Garble: "..... I'll be quiet."
  • Rainbow Dash: "It's an honor to be seen by your grace, your empressness. Listen, I really wanna thank you for delcairing me the captain of the Imperial Blazers, I promise I'll make those rebels beg for mercy! They won't even know what hit them!"
  • Sunset: "Your comments are noted and appresiated."
  • Rarity: "Well, I guess I can't say you didn't do THAT bad of a job."
  • Applejack slapped Rarity across the face!
  • Applejack: "She didn't came here to hear you bitch and moan about your clothes shop anyway! We hardly even wear the damn things?!"
  • Rarity: "How dare you slap me across the face, you red-neck yokel inbreeded twat?! I hope your grandmother dies a painful death?!"
  • Applejack: (Slaps Rarity again) HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH WORDS ABOUT GRANNY SMITH?!? SHE'S THE CLOSEST FAMILY MEMBER I EVER HAD!!! IMAGINE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE PARENTS!!
  • Rarity: Alright, that does it! (She and AJ start beating each other up)
  • Sunset: STOP THIS INFERNAL FIGHTING IMMEDIATELY!!! DON'T MAKE ME TURN YOU INTO STONE FOR 2 WEEKS?!? (Rarity and Applejack stop)
  • Applejack/Rarity: Sorry, your grace.
  • Sunset: I won't allow any of that behavior in front of a hundred young fillies! Especially with foul language! You know very well the penalty for cussing in front of a little child!
  • Applejack: (Gulps) Petrification for 5 days-?
  • Sunset: Petrification for 5 days, exactly! As well as apologizing to the filly's parents!... IN PUBLIC!!!
  • Rarity: (Scoffs) She told you!
  • Sunset: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MISS FABULOUS!!! (Rarity stops)
  • Rarity: Yes, mam!
  • Sunset: That's more like it! Now let's get this celebration started-
  • ???: SUNSET!!! (Everyone turns around to see Twilight arriving)
  • Sunset: Oh, you must be the assistant of Ms. Harshwinny-
  • Twilight: YOU! YOU FOUL DOUBLE-CROSSING EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!!! (Walks straight up into Sunset's face) I should've known you would ruin my life by using that accursed Stone of Reality!!! EVERYTHING I HAVE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
  • Celestia: Twilight, no! (Levitates her off of Sunset) You have to be careful near her! She's dangerous!
  • Sunset: You're darn right I am! And you do realize this could be considered treason, so don't you DARE get up on my face again, or I swear to Celestia's made-up beard that I will turn you into the hardest stone you can imagine!
  • Twilight: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LIFE?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE UUNIVERSES?!?
  • Sunset: What do you mean? And what is this 'Stone of Reality' you speak of? If you mean Tyranny's Stone of Reality, then that's impossible. That thing has been lost for millennia.
  • Celestia: ("Tyranny's Stone of Reality? Of course! That's the only means of altering reality! No wonder Twilight thinks this way! She must hold some serious information about her reality that I can use!")
  • Sunset: Besides, it's very rude to drop by this place without admittance. Come to think of it, why did Discord even let you in here?
  • Twilight: Because I had a nice long chat with him this morning! I know what you did to me! How you used the Stone of Reality to ruin my life, as well as the lives of all my friends and family! The UUniverses were fine the way it was! I thought I could trust you after I left you in the hands of my friends' human counterparts! Obviously I made a horrible mistake! I-
  • Sunset: How DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A CRIME?!? THIS IS TREASON! ELITE GUARDS?! IN HERE NOW?!
  • Familier laughing is heard!
  • Twilight gasped.
  • She turned to see Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed entering the room.
  • Twilight: "The hyenas!"
  • Shenzi: "Well well, Banzai, what have we got here?"
  • Banzai: "Mmm, I don't know, Shenzi, uh, what do you think, Ed?"
  • Ed laughs!
  • Banzai: "Yeah, just what I was thinking.... A crackpot tresspasser!?"
  • Twilight: "Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, oh, it's great to see you guys again! I could seriously could use help from the shell lougers right now!"
  • The Hyenas laughed!
  • Banzai: "Hey, I don't know if you been living under a rock in a cave the past few years, but, that ain't us anymore, chicka!"
  • Shenzi: "Yeah, we and the rest of our "louger" friends are Empress Sunset's elite guards now!"
  • Twilight: "Huh?"
  • ???: "Indeed."
  • Lord Shen appeared, in a Sunset themed robed, as the rest of the lougers, with a reluctent Soothsayer, all wearing sun themed armor, came forth.
  • Lord Shen: "What was once the shell lougers, is no more when our glorious empress easily disbanned the villain teams, AND defeated every single independent villain to date! Now that we got the pleasentres and the history lesson out of the way, please leave the empress's shcool and prenences."
  • Twilight: "Your, helping Sunset?"
  • Lord Shen: "Yes, do you not see our formal Sunset Elitle guard wear? Designed by missus Suri herself."
  • Twilight: "Guys, I know this is hard to belive, but this reality wasn't meant to happen!"
  • Banzai: "And that would make you?"
  • Twilight: "I'm your friend! Twilight Sparkle!"
  • Mantis: "...... Two words..... Weird, O!"
  • Shenzi: "Do you know what we do to crackpots that poison the minds of kids and insult our empress?"
  • Twilight: "But, but, The High Council wouldn't approve of this!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, if they haven't been subugated and bowed to the power of their suprime new ruler of the High Council, Empress Sunset, I am sure they WOULD have a word in this!"
  • Twilight: "I should've figured you guys wouldn't belive me! I'll do whatever I can to correct this! You guys need to-"
  • Lord Shen: "(Laughs), I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise I brought, (Shows a chained Chimera (from the episode Somepony to watch over me)) that here, for nothing!"
  • The Chimera growled in hunger!
  • Twilight: "Shen, (gulp), I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what's the Chimera for?"
  • Lord Shen: "What, this? It's a gift! It's your parting gift.... In, that it will part you! Part of you here, part of you there, part of you, WAY over there, STAINING THE WALL?!"
  • Twilight: "(Gasp)! Shen, please! It's the reality stone! It's corrupting everyone here! I realise now it might not be Sunset anymore, but someone is controlling all of you, and, I must try to-"
  • Lord Shen: "ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE?!"
  • Lord Shen pulled out his spear and screached Twilight's face!
  • Twilight screamed in pain, looked in fear and sadness!
  • Lord Shen: "It's, dinnertime."
  • Suddenly, the Hyenas, Kaa, Savio, a dark looking Icky, a punk looking Gilda, Trixie in her evil robe and the Alicorn ambulet, and the Chimera who the wolves released, readied themselves!
  • Lord Shen: "Run...... Run away, and never return."
  • Twilight began to run, out of the gym, and down the hall.
  • Shen smiled.
  • Shen: "Sic'her."
  • The presuers charged forth!
  • Celestia: "Sunset, please, call them off!"
  • Sunset: "It's already too late for her, Celestia! The treasonor must be punished!"

Hallways.

  • Twilight was running down the hallways, sees a lock door, but looks to see the Hyenas, Savio and Kaa, Icky, Gilda, Trixie, and the Chimera are already in hot persuit!
  • Twilight resumes to run away as her persuers are not far behind!
  • Suddenly, the main 5 appeared!
  • Twilight: "Girls, please help me!"
  • Applejack brought out a shotgun.
  • Applejack: "I'm sorry miss, but you must atone for your crime against the empress. She's not perfect, but she protacted us from evil. So, for the sake of mah family, (Points gun at her) I have to do the same."
  • Rarity: "So must I, regaurdless of my pride!"
  • Rarity punches in a locker, obliterating it!
  • Fluttershy: "Your just in time for knife time, snacky."
  • Her ferious animals appeared.
  • Rainbow Dash twisted her neck.
  • Rainbow Dash: "I thought there was something off about you!"
  • Pinkie pulled out a chainsaw!
  • Pinkie: "NO PONY INSULTS THE PONY WHO WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME?!"
  • Twilight: "AAAAAHHHH?!"
  • Twilight teleported away from them and resumed running down the Hallway, with her "Friends" and the Nega-Lougers and the Chimera after her!
  • Twilight: (After a chase montage, Twilight manages to make it out of the school, and get away from the Lodgers and Mane 5)... (Sobs a bit) My friends are gone!... Oh, who needs them? I can do this on my own! I can do anything as long as I have...Crap! Face it, Twilight, you can't do anything by yourself! You've relied on aid all your life, and now there's... Nopony left to help me but Celestia! If the Lodgers are here, then Celestia must've learned the lie detection spell. She's sure to believe me.
  • (???): (Inside Twilight's head) And I do.
  • Twilight: Wha- Who was that?!?
  • (Celestia): It's me, Celestia! What were you thinking barging into the school and scolding the Empress? She's gonna have you turned to stone when she gets a hold of you now!
  • Twilight: Well, I'm sorry, but how was I supposed to know that?
  • (Celestia): Didn't Discord tell you what she was capable of?
  • Twilight: No!... Though in hindsight, I imagine that he was, but, I just didn't listened.
  • (Celestia): (Sighs) Well, seeing as I sense that you're telling the truth, I think it's my prime duty to help you out. Nobody else believes you, or supports you except me.
  • Twilight: But how will you possibly help me? You're too close to Sunset!
  • (Celestia): Don't worry. I know a secret place that even the Empress doesn't know about. It's a place where we can speak freely. And you'd better try and stay out of trouble because the Empress is already sending her elites to search for you. They're already placing wanted posters of you all over Equestria!
  • Twilight: Oh, just perfect! I'm a wanted pony! What a way to go!
  • (Celestia): Twilight, just trust me on this! You need to get to a place called Draconequua! There are some caves called Eris Caves where me, my sister, and Discord played when we were little. It's the only place the Empress has no idea about.
  • Twilight: Why should I trust you after how everyone else has turned against me?
  • (Celestia): Because I'm the only hope you have of getting your reality back! Just trust me!
  • Twilight:... Alright. But I don't know where Eris Caves are. I know where Draconequua is, so I can teleport there, but I don't know how to find Eris Caves! Besides, how are you gonna meet up with me when Sunset needs you?
  • (Celestia): The Empress is giving me a day off tomorrow, and that's when I'll have a chance to talk to you. You have to get to Eris Caves, it's the only safe place to hide!
  • Twilight:... Okay. I'll try.
  • (Celestia): Good luck. I'll be there tomorrow.
  • Twilight:... (Gulps)
  • ???: I THINK SHE WENT THIS WAY!!! (Twilight gasps to see Icky and Iago coming towards her)
  • Icky: Well, of course she went that way, she left hoofprints! (They follow them, but Twilight teleports away)... (They see the end of the tracks) CRAP! She must've teleported!
  • Iago: Oh, just perfect! We were SO CLOSE to accomplishing something on our own again! Just forget it! Look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
  • Icky: Relax, Iago, we'll find her. I mean, it's not like she went off planet or something. No unicorn is capable of that kind of transport with magic.
  • Iago: I sure hope you're right, bird-brain!
  • Icky: C'mon, let's meet up with the others! (They fly away)

Draconequua

  • Twilight appears in Draconequua.
  • Twilight: "How, odd.... Draconequua is, still the same. I guess, the reality stone doesn't effect Draconquui so greatly... Or maybe Sunset can't stand how crazy this world is and left it alone."
  • ???: HEY, IT'S THAT PONY WHO SCOLDED THE EMPRESS!!!
  • Twilight: (Squeals) DON'T TURN ME IN!!! (Falls to the ground, covers her eyes and shakes in fear as 2 Draconequui appear)
  • Draconequus #1: Are you the pony Celestia told us to meet?
  • Twilight: (Stops shivering)...Celestia...sent you to meet me?
  • Draconequus #2: Well, yeah! We're not with that jerkoff Empress who stole our families' jobs!
  • Draconequus #1: Yeah, jerkoff!
  • Twilight: ...Who are you guys?
  • Draconequus #1: I'm Topsy!
  • Draconequus #2: And I'm Turvy!
  • Draconequus #1 (Topsy): We're members of a rebellion out to take down Empress Shimmer. Secretary Celestia came by and...strangely enough...wanted a favor from us.
  • Draconequus #2 (Turvy): Said she discovered a way to satisfy you, her, and us. We were sent by our boss, Taiku, to find you and send you to Eris Caves like Celestia told us to do.
  • Twilight: Does Sunset know about it?
  • Turvy: No. Empress Shimmer is busy having a temper-tantrum, and Celestia took the time to go out and offer to help us...and you.
  • Twilight: So...you're gonna help me?
  • Topsy: Of course.
  • Twilight: (Sighs in relief) Alicorns be praised! Usually luck is a total stranger to me.
  • As Twilight and Topsy and Turvy went on, they were secretly watched by Eagle-Beak and his group.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Why am I not surprised? She has brought suffering to the Sparkle girl... Most, childishly predictable."
  • Narcotic: "But why is that Sunset pony empress and not your former partner?"
  • Eagle-Beak: I have no idea, but it must be part of Clare's intentions. As well as why we're not affected by the Stone's power.
  • Narcotic: "But I thought that was because we're wearing anti-reality changing robes."
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... Oh, forgot about that."
  • Celsius: So the only ones who aren't affected by the Stone's power are us, Clare, Twilight, and...well...Celestia?
  • Eagle-Beak: Celestia figured it out on her own, but yes. Now I know it's not what we intend, but...we're gonna have to help her win this fight.
  • Sing Jin Sue: ARE YOU CRAZY?!? THEY'RE OUR ENEMIES!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: We're not doing it TOGETHER!!! We're doing it without contact. Meaning we're gonna anonymously help her. We don't want to expose our cover.
  • Narcotic: It pains me to say this, but...I'm with you.
  • Eagle-Beak: Everyone else with me?
  • All: YES!
  • Eagle-Beak: Good! Once Clare is defeated, we need to have her captured so she doesn't do anymore nasty things that will compromise our plan. Let's go! (They all teleport away)
  • What they didn't realised that they were seen by a Dragonfly the size of a Parrot has seen this, And flew off.

Eris Caves

  • Twilight: (They teleport to the entrance) Well, I'm glad I didn't have to sneak my way here. I would've been captured and turned in by your kind.
  • Turvy: Yeah, that'd be stupid.
  • Twilight: Aren't you guys gonna stay and watch over me?
  • Topsy: Sorry, but we've gotta get back to the hideout and report our success.
  • Turvy: Plus, they're serving pizza! (Both Draconequui 'whoop-whoop')
  • Twilight: But how will I find my way to the area Celestia played at?
  • Topsy: Oh, you'll know where once you see all the pictures and drawings on the walls.
  • Turvy: And let me tell ya', it's BEAUTIFUL!
  • Topsy: If you succeed, you gotta drop by again. See you tomorrow! (The two Draconequui disappear)
  • Twilight:...Okay...great. (Enters the cave)

Inside the cave.

  • Twilight: "My goodness, It looks as if I'm gonna be here for awhile."

Canterlot.

  • Sunset: "I DEMAND SHE IS CAPTURED, AT ONCE SHEN!? DO YOU HEAR ME?!"
  • Lord Shen was quivering!
  • Lord Shen: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, empress, as per your command! The elites are on the cause!"
  • Lord Shen ran off!
  • Sunset: "Gahhh! ADVISER?!"
  • ???: "Chillax, S.S."
  • The Adviser is reveiled to be Clare.
  • Clare: "No one said being the leader was easy."
  • Sunset: "Has your Giga Dragon Fly reported in yet?"
  • Clare: "It won't be long, your highness. He's very efffitenct."
  • Sunset: "He better, or I might have to consider a new adviser?!"
  • The same Parrort sized Dragonfly from before appeared!
  • Clare: "Ahh, there you are, Eye-Sky. Report!"
  • Eye-Sky the Giga-Dragon fly spoke in a bug-like languise only Clare understood.
  • Clare: "The purple pony is in Draconequua, your highness. And he has also seen some possable new enemies of the empire seeking to help her."
  • Sunset: "I WANT THEM STOPPED?! WHO ARE THEY?!"
  • Clare: "I'll be sure to update the elite's mission to capture, (Eye-Sky spoke in bug languise) An Aged Griffin Professor, A red dragon, a blue turkey, an octo-man-a-puss, a robot dragon, and a masked snake."
  • Sunset: "Whatever! Just do it?!"
  • Clare: "Ok, ok! No need to blow a gaskit! So not good for your complexion!"
  • Sunset becomes concern for her skin.
  • Sunset: "I'll uh, need to consult my make-up artist Photo Finish."

End of the cave.

  • Twilight: "I looked everywhere, and I didn't find Celestia ONCE! Aggh!? She tricked me into getting lost! I knew it was too good to be true!? And to think I actselly wanted to come here at one point?! After this, I am never coming back here unless the fate of Equestia depended on it?!"
  • Twilight sighed.
  • Twilight: "Maybe, I'm just early. Celestia does tend to be, late. I'll, just wait for her."

Equestian Outskirts.

  • Eagle-Beak magicly conjured up a shack for him and company to hide in.
  • Sing Jin Sue: "Are you sure a mere shack is gonna protact us?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "It's no castle, but it's better then being out in the open."
  • Narcotic: "Why can't we be near Sparkle?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well we need a plan to indirectly help her since we can't expose ourselves to her! That would needlessly complincate my long-hard earn plans even more already when A CERTAIN SOMEONE bragged on how she re-learned corruption magic?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well I didn't know anything about a cat creature that alters time?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Whatever?! Let's all go in befo-"
  • Suddenly, Shen's Wolfs appeared from all sides!
  • Wolf: "FREEZE, TRESONERS?!"
  • QP: "Something tells me that Sparkle brat's on her own."
  • Lord Shen appeared.
  • Lord Shen: "The "Professor", I presumed? Your arrested for treson against the empress."
  • Darkness Qui: "Pfft! If I had a gala-dollor for everytime I heard that."
  • Sing Jin Sue: "I'm afraid your plan is most certeinly complincated now, master."
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Don't, rub it in."

Later.

  • Eagle-Beak's group has been chained and are being boarded into a prison transport.
  • Celisus: "Well, grock. I think we were better off if we had exposed ourselves into the girl."
  • Eagle-Beak: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT RUBBING IT IN!?"

Later, again.

  • Eagle-Beak's group is in jail.
  • Narcotic: "We deffently should've helped Twilight more directly."
  • Eagle-Beak: "STOP RUBBING IT IN?!"
  • ???: "Hey."
  • They look to see a familier dragon-shape at the end of the jail hallway,
  • ???: "You must be the guys who claim to know this, "Purple Unicorn" that screamed her head off at the empress, and lived. Planned to help her out, did ya?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Oh no.... Him."
  • Narcotic: "Actselly yes, stranger, we-"
  • ???: "WELL WHY THE FUCK AIN'T YOU MORONS WITH HER?!"
  • The dragon reveiled himself as Taiku in battle-damaged clothing.
  • Taiku: "She could've used real friends at the moment."
  • Eagle-Beak graoned in disappointment.
  • Celisus: "And exactly what is wrong with this guy? He could help us out of this vrat-house!"
  • Taiku: I'm GONNA get you out of here, you dunderheads! Just hold on tight.
  • Eagle-Beak: So, Taiku, I can assume you're not with that 'freak' Sunset?
  • Taiku: (Surprised)... How do you know my name?
  • Eagle-Beak: We know more than you can imagine. Something that... Uh... Might help you win against the Empress.
  • Taiku:... Go on.
  • Eagle-Beak: We'll 'go on' if you get us out of here!
  • Taiku: Fine! (Picks the locks with his claw, and frees them) There, you're free! Now let's go!
  • Sing Jin Sue: Alright, as long as you don't show us to that purple pony! We're... Undercover.
  • Taiku: So you're part of another resistance?
  • Eagle-Beak: Uh... Yes. We're sorcerers who can see different realities and live in them.
  • Darkness Qui:... Oh, uh, of course!
  • Taiku: Then you DO know more than I can imag- (Suddenly, a blade is launched right by him) WHOA!!!
  • Lord Shen: (The group turns to see him) ATTACK!!!
  • Taiku: I don't think so! (Fights off Shen's wolves with amazing fighting moves)
  • Eagle-Beak: Good thing Taiku can't do that in OUR reality.
  • Taiku: Come on! (The group head out of the dungeon, and make it through the hall) Let's be careful! I've been through this place a dozen times. You need to watch out for General Shen's cannons. They have caused great devastation to our greatest resistance fighter, Master Thundering Rhino... As well as Master Storming Ox, and Master Croc.
  • Darkness Qui: Ouch!
  • ???: You mean like THIS one? (Lord Shen appears with a cannon, and lights it)
  • Taiku: GET DOWN! (The group crouches, and the cannon fires and blows a hole in the wall) (On radio) I need backup over here--(Lord Shen destroys the radio with a blade)
  • Lord Shen: (Cackles) Nice try, treasoner!
  • Taiku: (Coils around the group, and teleports to another area in the fortress)
  • Lord Shen: (On radio) ATTENTION!!! WE HAVE ESCAPED CONVICTS ATTEMPTING ESCAPE, BEING LEAD BY WANTED REBEL TAIKU!!! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!!

Near Exit.

  • Narcotic: "GO GO GO GO?!"
  • Taiku: "The sooner we're out of here, the better we can go!?"
  • Boss Wolf sees this!
  • Boss Wolf: "CLOSE THE GATES!?"
  • Skipper: "ON IT?!"
  • Skipper slaps the gate control hard!
  • Taiku was able to teleport the group out before the gate shuts down hard, and the group escaped!
  • Boss Wolf: ".... Oh wolf."
  • Panic: "OH NOW WE SCREWED IT?! SUNSET'S GONNA USE US FOR TARGET PRACTICE?!"
  • Pain: "Not unless we become garden orniments first?!"

Equestian Outskirts.

  • The gang rested for abit, secured from Imperial eyes.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well, Taiku.... My boy, you have certainly failed to disappoint. Now, I must request you keep our deal, and we shall-"
  • Taiku grabs Eagle-Beak by throat and looks sternly at him!
  • Taiku: "If you don't think I can't rekindise the ugly bird-snose on your face, THINK AGAIN, EAGLE-BEAK!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you, you rekindised me?!"
  • Taiku: "What? You didn't think a level 99 black chinese luck dragon can easily fall victim to a reality warping WITHOUT seeing it coming first! I sense something was gonna go down from the start, so I used my strongest anti-reality change spell to protect myself, but my friends fell victim to the change, so I convinced them and all of the lougers allies to form a resisence to stop this! At first, I thought it was you, but seeing you were just arrested, I think it's safe to say it's not you, nor Qui and friends for that matter!"
  • Taiku traps the other villains in a bubble!
  • Taiku: "Now, if your gonna help Twilight, your gonna do it the honest way, AND DIRECTLY help her! Or I may as well go against my rebel code of always helping the weak and helpess and allow youc creeps to become apart of her statue collection! Look, I'm sorry if some "Grand Plan" gets ruined if Twilight knows for sure your alive and with Qui-A-butt here, but what's more impourent? Some stupid plan that's gonna fail anyway, or protacting reality and stopping something that's even bad for villains like you?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "...... Well played, Yonug Master Taiku. My "Grand Plan", is in need of being altered anyway. I suppose it would be stupid of me to make everyone think my plan for almost a few years involved corrupting you and Twilight to revolt against Celestia to only be Anti-Climaticly defeated did seemed, against my character. I won't say what my new plan will be, but it would be, sort've based on the original."
  • Sing Jin Sue: "MASTER!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I am not implying I am forsaking the plan! I am just saying that, since Qui did implyed I am alive, I suppose using my current plan would be too predictable. It was an unavoidable ineditability, pushed further, by Clare Buckington."
  • Taiku: "What..? CLARE DID THIS?! SHE RUINED OUR UNIVERSE AND MADE SUNSET ENCHARGED?! WHY?!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Don't you remember, Taiku? Your gross choose of justice apawn the poor girl?"

Flashback.

  • Suddenly somthing very fast hits Clare on the face causing her to loss a tooth thus making the centaur scream feruiously!
  • Then Clare sees Sandy the Sandman appear and wag his finger at her. He then falcon punches her and brings her down with his whip.
  • Taiku: Time for the buttstomp finisher, Courntey!
  • Clare: "No, no, NO!!!"
  • Courtney: HERE COMES THE HAMMER!!!! (Crushes Clare with her butt)
  • Tooth the Tooth Fairy appears to Clare who's now cartoonishly flat.
  • Clare: "So it was YOU who ruined my perfect smile?!"
  • Tooth: And heres somthing for being bad to Twilight and Taiku. (Gives Clare a quarter)
  • Clare: "25 cents? Oh, real scary?!"
  • Taiku casts a spell to zip Clare's mouth.
  • We soon see Gary in the form of Russel's usual mischief apawn Gary, while Clare is getting a close shave!
  • Meanwhile Alice is busy mooning her flank at a now bald Clare Buckington who is handcuffed behind her back by the royal guard while they wait for Russel to be finnished with Gary.
  • Clare screamed in pure rage!
  • Clare: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! MY PARENTS ARE RICH CENTAURS! THEY WILL SUE EVERYONE HERE! YOU'LL SEE! YOU ALL WILL REGRET THAT YOU EVER CROSSED CLARE CLEOPATRA BUCKINGT-"

Reality.

  • Taiku: "OK OK, WE GOT THE MESSAGE!? ....... But still...... I can't believe.... Clare is doing this.... Because of me and my friends-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Were being a bunch of cruel savages? Ok, granted, I tried to usurped a beloved monarch, but you weren't any better by over-doing it on giving Clare commupence. What was espeically cruel, is how Twilight bluntingly rejected Gary's cries for help, and for what? Because he was working for me? Hmmp. And you called HIM a corruptive influence?"
  • Taiku growled, and then was about to punch Eagle-Beak in the face!
  • Sing Jin Sue: "No! Please! He's our only hope for us both, great dragon!"
  • Celisus: "Look, we'll confess he did sort've pushed it, but please! We share a commen foe! We'll accept terms of your allience, just please don't kill him!?"
  • Taiku: (Backs off).... Great. Now follow me to my hideout. I've already gained an entire resistance of non-familiar faces on my side as well. (They teleport away)

Chapter 5: Twilight: Most Wanted

Eris Caves

  • Twilight: WHOAH!!! I FOUND IT!!! (A large cavern is seen with complex drawings of Celestia, Luna, and Discord with similar designs to the Sistine Chapel. Some of the pictures classical, some... Hilarious. There was even a sparkling patch of water fed by running water, and a large opening showing a seaside view of the sky and ocean)... Holy Equestria, this place is BEAUTIFUL!!! I can't believe Celestia never brought me here. It's just as how she described it. An open view of the night sky, a swimming hole, and drawings that look like the Sistine Chapel! And- (Suddenly sees a picture of Discord magically making Luna wear heart-covered boxer shorts)... (Scoffs) Obviously that was from Discord. But BY GOD, LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!! It's ENORMOUS!!! Celestia was right, this is a great place to hide. Maybe I won't mind coming back here outside of emergenies after all.
  • Twilight realised something.
  • Twilight: "Wait.... I only saw Celestia in this crazy reality.... Where's Luna and Cadence?"
  • ???: I'm afraid they're gone in this reality. (Celestia finally arrives)
  • Twilight: Celestia? But isn't Sunset still monitoring you?
  • Celestia: She's already asleep. I took the chance to come here and talk to you about this reality, and what you need to know in order to get yours back. One of them being that Luna and Cadance are gone.
  • Twilight: Gone? What do you mean gone?
  • Celestia: Well, Twilight, you should know about how THIS reality came to pass because it might be useful in your mission. You see, my sister and niece... Are both dead.
  • Twilight: Dead? How is that possible? You're all Gods!
  • Celestia: Well, that doesn't mean they're not stable. The Empress has far greater power than you and me. She gained many forbidden spells throughout the years, not just the ability to turn people into stone. She also has the ability to turn Gods mortal, thus allowing her to kill them if she needs to. That's how she killed my sister as Nightmare Moon.
  • Twilight: What about Cadance?
  • Celestia: Well, as you know, there are two Alicorn types: Natural Alicorns and Artificial Alicorns. Me and Luna are Natural Alicorns, being immortal and know a vast knowledge of high-level magic. Artificial Alicorns are, mostly, mortal, and know medium-level magic spells. Cadance is one of them, thus she was easy to kill. But Sunset didn't kill her. She just died when she gave birth of a little colt that is currently being raised by your brother.
  • Twilight: That's odd, Cadance and Shining Armor in MY reality never considered having a child..... As far as I can forsee.
  • Celestia: Well, this is different. You might figure out that this reality is not one that you might be used to. In this reality, Sunset Shimmer was my top protégé and gained enough experience to be a Princess. In fact, she was VERY good at what she did. So good, she was able to destroy all 3 of our threatening villain teams 4 years ago. Lord Cobra and Mirage are dead, Emperor Fang and Dark Dragon were turned into stone, and Dr. Nefarious was reprogrammed into Sunset's bumbling servant.
  • Twilight: What about their villain comrades?
  • Celestia: ".... She, redused them to become trumatised shiveling cowerds. The destruction of Mang and Mirage was too great for even Xehanort, Counciler Chang and Othello are horrorably trumatised from the loss of Dark Dragon and Fang, and Team Nefarious, well, it didn't do well for their self-esteem that Nefarious is reduced to be a butt-kissing weakling."
  • Twilight: "But, why did Shineflare and the council allowed Sunset to be empress when she isn't so enlighten on friendship? I mean, If they had know Nightmare Moon was Luna, they would've never-"
  • Celestia: "Actselly, I did told them about the true pony trapped in Nightmare Moon.... Sunset felt.... Horrorable, that she inadvertingly killed my sister... She was crying, begging for my forgiveness. I couldn't be mad at her. It wasn't her fault. She obviously didn't know the truth. She thought Nightmare was just a rouge Alicorn that cared for nothing but the destruction of Equestia while ignorently parading how great the night is, ignoring the suffering of many cause the night can't provide what the day does. I don't think Sunset had true intent to kill Luna, nor would she if she had known sooner she could be saved. Thing is, Shineflare, as shocked as she was, still saw a great potainional for Sunset to be a great ruler for Equestia someday, and deemed her to become the next Alicorn."
  • Twilight: "But what about your parents? Shouldn't have they-"
  • Celestia: "My parents? You mean, they're alive again in your reality?"
  • Twilight: "(Gasp)! Oh no! You mean, because the villain teams got disbanned, espeically the villain leage, there was no more need for the Lougers to keep Kairi around, so, the Radient Garden must've been restored, there by, most events were altered! I mean, assuming we're at war with the Alternate Universe, I suppose the lougers must've come across them eventally, but certain events like in Desteny Islands never happened! (Gasp)! That means your parents are still trapped in the keyblade of Taiklar trapped on a hardly visited island!? There's still a pirate infestation there!? Gaz-zon is still killing the aztec-alopes! The Merponies are still stuck there! Maxamillion must've pollued the heck out of the planet with uncontrolled oil mining by now, with Dead Sea and Geogra the tyrant rulers of the sea by now! Desteny Islands must be the worse place to live now?!"
  • Celestia: "Don't worry, I think Sunset was able to clean out the corruption of Desteny Islands... And, then congured it for herself... But I don't think she realised my parents could be salvageable thanks to, a poorly placed High Council conspirity to keep Taiklar a myth cause they were ashamed they didn't stopped him in time."
  • Twilight: "Celestia, I heard from Shen that Sunset tooked control of the High Council! Is, that true?"
  • Celestia: "Afraid so.... Sunset felt cause of the fact the High Council would disappove of her, extremes, to cleanse the united universes of darkness, she went into, more extremes. She began to learn forbidden magic absorbing powers, and shifen all the powers of gods and greater heroes of the High Council, and forced them to bow to her will. It's what enabled her to began her misguided attempt to protact the universes from evil."
  • Twilight: "And, the appearent, war with the Alternate Universe?"
  • Celestia: "A sort've, end result of her bad tendingcy to make not a good impression. After she cleansed the evils of their universes, she was demanding Warson, back when he was a councilmen headmaster, that the Alternate Universe Grand Council surrenders their control of the alternate universes... But alchorse, negosiations were, not faverable."

Flashback.

  • Headmaster Warson: "ABSOLUTY NOT?! We do appresiate you getting rid of the Villains Act and all it's evils out of our universes, BUT NOT ENOUGH THAT WE'RE GONNA LET YOU SUBUGATE US?!"
  • Sunset: "Please, you need someone to help you guys to make sure evil never comes back! I have the power to do such! You just need to trust me!"
  • Headmaster Warson: NO! It's very disgusting to our world to have a hero demand power after defeating evil! You have NO idea how many times that happened! Especially since that 'Pickles' guy! (Scoffs) THAT guy was a disgrace to his own villainous name!
  • Sunset: Trust me, sir! As your hero, you owe me BIG!
  • Headmaster Warson: WE owe YOU BIG?!? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH NONSENSE?!? YOU EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU POWER ALL BECAUSE YOU SAVED US?!? SUCH AN ACT IS CONSIDERED TO US AS AN ACT OF WAR!!!
  • Sunset: Are you saying you wanna declare war on US? After all I did for you?
  • Headmaster Warson: YES! I SAID IT! I AM DECLARING WAR ON YOUR WORLDS!!! You think you have every right to take our power just by saving us? NO! I DECLARE WAR ON YOUR WORLDS AS OF NOW!!! ('Now' echoes as the flashback fades)

Present

  • Twilight:... Well, why didn't you do something? Why didn't the Shell Lodge do something? Why didn't any OTHER heroes do something?
  • Celestia: "Firstly, remember that the lougers, ever since the disbansion of the villain teams, have become her obedient elite guard. They did however, have a problem with Warson delcairing war on the universes, but because Sunset was their only hope of ever being useful to the United Universes again with the villain teams no longer around, they relucently, kept their opinions to themselves... Also, when Sunset ascended, she ended up getting so much power, that the Unicorn council foolishly decided that she is to be the sole ruler of Equestia... Resulting in me, now being a secterty where the only thing I moved, was pencels and paperwork. But believe me, all the while, I did try to talk Sunset to make peace with the now "Emperor Warson".... But, as you would expect...."

Flashback.

  • Sunset: "I ALREADY TRIED TO REASON WITH THAT MONSTER, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID?! HE SAID THE UNIVERSE I WORKED SO HARD TO PROTACT, NEEDED TO BE SAVED FROM ME?! HOW COULD HE SAY THAT!? I saved this universe from all forces of evil! I even ended the ever-present threat of Darksapwn for good with the Villain Leage gone! I saved Warson's universe from the VA! How, (cries for abit), how could be so selfish for power on me!?"
  • Celestia: "Sunset, he's not selfish for power! It's just, he may've been offended cause when you asked him to surrender his home universe to you, he must've thought that you think he's imcompident or uncapable to ataquintly provide for his Uuniverseals! Also, his universes were continuious victims of evil individuals that went after the same exact control of the universes, HOW did you think he was gonna react?! Also, you have also doomed yourself and your followers cause you started a war with beings FAR more advanced then us?! Not to mention you may very well start to lose faver with OUR local heroes of this world, and any other world?!"
  • Sunset: "But, Celestia, they, they would never turn on me like that! They love and adore me!"
  • Celestia: Not ALL of them do. Only those who work for you adore you, such as the former Shell Lodgers. The others are mad that you declared war on the other UUniverses, and had no clue how well-advanced they were. They're planning to start rebellions. Dozens of them. They could take you out of power.
  • Sunset: How DARE THEY?!? They seriously think they can take ME down? I have control of the Unicorn Council AND Equestria! Not to mention I have the former Shell Lodgers on my side! As in, the most unstoppable forces of our UUniverses! They've taken down Darkspawn more threatening than that! If they can do that, I shall be fine!
  • Celestia:...Well, I see no reason to argue any longer. Don't say I didn't warn you.
  • Sunset: Yeah, sure. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some serious work to do.

Present

  • Twilight: So... How did this rebellion work out?
  • Celestia: It started out choppy. Many rebels died, including some from the DreamWorks' Kung Fu Council. Master Thundering Rhino, Master Storming Ox, AND Master Croc were all blown up by Shen's cannons. But among the most skilled fighters was Taiku.
  • Twilight: Yes, I've heard he was part of a rebellion a couple of times. In my reality, he's my first friend from Magic University.
  • Celestia: Yes, well, sadly, that place was destroyed in this reality, by Eagle-Beak. We had to banish him to the Arctic for his crimes. His comrades were taken care of by Sunset really easily. Clare Buckington was made as one of Sunset's servants, and Gary Skalesworth is--
  • Twilight: YES?!?...Uh, (Clears throat) I mean, go on.
  • Celestia: Uh... Gary Skalesworth is part of Taiku's rebellion after seeing how wrong Sunset was with bringing peace to this place.
  • Twilight: My gosh! He's still okay in this reality!
  • Twilight sighed sadly after awhile.
  • Twilight: "But this kind of life is no better. Sunset was dragged into this by someone who may have it out for me. Sunset is, and was, obviously not meant for such respondsability. I mean, not even the villains are benifiting from this at all!"
  • Celestia: "Time is limited, I do need to take you to the safety of the rebel base hiding in the badlands. Taiku should be here soon enough to eschort you there. Interestingly, I have sensed that he may know about this "other reality" as well recently, ever since I last saw him."
  • Twilight: "Well, whoever caused this reality to happen, it obviously isn't Eagle-Beak since he's not benifiting from this either. Otherwise he could've become Sunset's prime duke or something. It can't also be Qui cause otherwise, the Villains Act wouldn't be bisbanned in this universe. Who else could've be?"
  • Celestia: "Maybe Taiku would bring some answers on that."
  • Twilight: Yeah, he might. Besides, I might need him. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need someone who's capable of battling the likes of the 'former' Shell Lodge Squad! In my reality, they still remain the Shell Lodge, and have saved the UUniverses countless times. So it stands to reason that they're nearly unstoppable.
  • Celestia: Indeed. I've seen how they fight. You were at least lucky to elude them at the school.
  • Twilight: But the only thing I'm trying to figure out here is WHO did this? And I think I might finally figure it out once Taiku gets here.
  • ???: TWILY!!! (Taiku appears with Topsy and Turvy)
  • Twilight: TAIKU! (Hugs him) I heard you weren't affected by the stone.
  • Taiku: No, I haven't. You gotta thank magic for that. Besides, there's SOME PEOPLE who want to talk to you about who might be responsible for this.
  • Twilight: What do you mean?
  • Taiku: GET OUT HERE, YOU COWARDS!!! NOW!!! (Eagle-Beak and the others arrive)
  • Eagle-Beak:.... Hello! (Chuckles)
  • Twilight: (Gasps) EAGLE-BEAK!
  • Eagle-Beak: Look, I-I-I-I can explain!
  • Twilight: "Then do it!? If you know who's respondsable for this, THEN SPILL IT?! I had to be exposed to my friends trying to kill me, Sunset being a terrorably unbalence ruler, and that we're in an inter-universe war! I already ruled you and Qui out cause CLEARLY neither of you jerks are benifitting from this, considering YOU (Points to Eagle-Beak) are suppose to be banished to the artic, and YOU (To Qui) are still without the Villains Act?! But who are you? (Points to Sing Jin Sue)"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "You mean, Viper never talks about me to you? I'm here sister!"
  • Twilight: Nope. She's never talked about you. And if you haven't noticed, VIPER WAS TRYING TO SEND ME TO MY DOOM!!!
  • Sing Jin Sue: Okay, you didn't have to get fussy!
  • Twilight: Now just tell me who used the damn Stone, Eagle-Beak!
  • Eagle-Beak: It's Clare! Clare's the one who got the Stone!
  • Twilight: I should've known it was her- Wait, when did she even get it?
  • Darkness Qui: Well, I think she got it when we left the Castle of the Two Mares unguarded for too long during Discord's troublesome times.
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) Just wonderful! How the hell am I supposed to get to Clare? She's too close to Sunset, who's trying to hunt me down!
  • Taiku: Relax, Twilight. Eagle-Beak and his comrades agreed to help us. RIGHT?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: YES, DON'T HURT ME, I'M 72!!!
  • Darkness Qui: You're 72? I never knew a creature in your worlds could live so long.
  • Eagle-Beak: Yes, we griffins can live for over 200 years. But that's nothing compared to the thousand-year lifespan of a dragon.
  • Darkness Qui: GET OUT!!! ZEWINSAURS LIVE UP UNTIL THEIR 999TH BIRTHDAY!!!
  • Taiku: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!! We've got work to do! Twilight, I think we might have to go right now. I think one of Sunset's spies have found you arriving here, and is sending some of the Shell Lodgers to get you.
  • Celestia: Relax, they won't find us. It's easy to get lost in these caves due to it's twists and turns.
  • Twilight: She has a point. It took me 30 minutes to get here.
  • Celestia: So it's perfectly safe.
  • ???: THE TRACKS GO OFF IN THIS DIRECTION!!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
  • ???: (Familiar blabbering is heard, along with an explosion)
  • Celestia:... On the other hand...
  • Taiku: "I thought I told you guys to cover the tracks?!"
  • Narcotic: "I did! I covered it in this colored liquid!"
  • Narcotic hold a can of painfully obvious blue paint.
  • Taiku: "You idiot! That's paint!? You just drew a line for the elite to follow us here?!"
  • Narcotic: "Well, I thought that since this cave as a blueish color, why not us blue to cover our tracks? I figured it would've been hard for them to-"
  • Skipper: A-HAH! (The Penguins, Team Alex, Icky, Iago, The Furious Five, Po, Shifu, and Merlin arrive) FOUND THEM!!!
  • Icky: (They teleport away) Lost them!
  • Merlin: Nope! Returnicallia! (The group is sent straight back to them)
  • Darkness Qui: THAT'S JUST CHEATING!!!
  • Merlin: Face it, you guys are going nowhere when I'm around!
  • Twilight: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! (Magically grabs Merlin's wand, breaks it, and Taiku teleports the group back)
  • Merlin: Okay, THAT is cheating!
  • Crane: (Sighs) The Empress is NOT gonna like this.
  • Merlin: They have NO idea how long it takes to fix my wand! It could take weeks!
  • Skipper: ENOUGH MOPING!!! We'll get them! Let's just regroup with the others, and find a way to figure out where they are. (The group runs out)

An Unfamiliar Area

  • Taiku: (They appear in an unfamiliar area) Whew, that was a close one!
  • Narcotic: But I was thinking about blasting that Merlin guy with my Nanovirus Gun!
  • Twilight: (Turns Narcotic into a chicken) Don't even think about it, pal!
  • Narcotic: But he'll be fine when this is over!
  • Twilight: I don't care, you are NOT gonna lay a single feather on ANY of the Lodgers!
  • Taiku: Unless you prefer that I make YOU affected by the Stone.
  • Narcotic:... We'll behave.
  • Taiku: Now, follow me. (They reach a cave, and at the end, they go through a rug curtain to find an army of people of all kinds) Welcome to my hideout!
  • Celestia: Thank goodness you made it safely!
  • Twilight: Celestia, why weren't you with us?
  • Celestia: Because I had to keep my cover secure. If the Empress suspects I'm double-crossing her, she'll have me turned to stone. Plus, I only have a day to help you, and I'll have to get back to work.
  • Twilight: "It's finally nice to be among friendly faces, I-"
  • Suddenly, a masked Indego Unicorn with a samerai sword appears and points it at Twilight!
  • Twilight: "GAAAH?!"
  • Unicorn: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, SPARKLE!?"
  • Twilight: ".... Midnight?"
  • Midnight took off her mask.
  • Midnight: "Why come here? Why show your face here, Twilight? After what you had done in the school, you don't deserve to be here?!"
  • Twilight: "Midnight, please! This reality, and everything that supposingly happened, it's not real!?"
  • Midnight: ".... What're you talking about? Everything clearly feels real."
  • Twilight: "What if I say, everything was because of a reality altering stone?"
  • Midnight: "..... Which one?"
  • Twilight: "The one made by Tyranny."
  • Midnight: "If so, then who would wanna harm the lives of many just to make Sunset empress?"
  • Taiku: ".... (Sigh)..... It was Clare, but it was purely to make Twilight suffer for her humiliation during the time we stopped Eagle-Beak's rebelion."
  • Midnight: "....... Celestia, is, is, is this true? If that is so, then does that mean, it wasn't Twilight's fault anut and uncle are-"
  • Celestia: Yes. It's not her fault that Cadance died after childbirth, or most impourently what became of her parents. She's from an alternate reality that we must help her fix.
  • Midnight: "..... Twily, I'm, I'm so sorry!"
  • Midnight hugs Twilight!
  • Midnight: "ALL THOSE AWFUL THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU!? They were for nothing."
  • Taiku: And it'll be easy for her now that she has help. From ALL of us!
  • Twilight: Yeah. Besides, after how unstoppable Sunset's 'elites' were, I don't think I'll EVER fix things on my own.
  • ???: HEY, EVERYONE AND EVERYPONY!!! THE PIZZA'S HERE!!! (Everyone turns, and Twilight is shocked that the one who said that was...Gary Skalesworth, in a cook outfit)
  • Twilight: Uh-oh! (Runs off)
  • Taiku: Twilight, no! (Magically brings her back) It's okay. I know you have some awful feelings for Gary, but he's still okay in this reality. Just don't tell him what happens to him in the other reality, and you'll be fine. Got it?
  • Twilight:... Okay.
  • Taiku: Besides, he's the rebellion's cook. He makes the best food we've ever tasted.
  • Gary: "Gees, what was with the purple Midnight Fate? And..... Eagle Beak? Wow, being banished to the artic was AWFUL for your complexion.... Uh, who's your new friends?"
  • Taiku: "Not impourent at the moment. Just, go serve them to the others, we'll catch up."
  • Gary: "Sure!"
  • Gary walks off!
  • Eagle-Beak: ".... He's clearly very unlike the last time I saw him when I had, previously intended to have him and Clare return to me.... But, Clare was too hostile and Gary..... He was unbelieveably broken. I was made to consider, alternate allies."
  • Taiku: "Ok, let's head to our plan room. Coming soon, Sunset is hold a christioning ceramony for recent graduates of Discord's shcool, now about to become more kids into work. It's the one time Sunset's gonna be exposed, and we can't miss it."

Plan room.

  • Tri-Corn (fully cyborgised): "Sunset's christoning ceramony is where some unlucky kids graduate from the shcool, and become insistent work fodder in light of the lack of child labor laws. Been that way since the Alternatians declaired war on us. The ceramony grounds at Canterlot castle will be more locked up in ten fort knoxs, and a hundred pentagons! We're talking Dragon Teens, Diamond Dogs, Sunset's imperial guards, wolves and apes, and those elites of hers. Our plan is simple: CLEAR AND BLUNT ASSASSINATION!?"
  • Twilight: "WHAT!? NO! I know Sunset must've been, awful, but, she doesn't desevre this!"
  • Tri-Corn: "Awful? AWFUL?! What that bitch did to me was BEYOND awful!?!"
  • Twilight: "There's more to taking down a corrupted offitcal then killing them!"
  • Taiku: "She's right Cornie. We agreed to save the "Killing" when it's our only opition. Even someone like Sunset has a right to live. We only agree we just want her our of office, not out of life."
  • Tri-Corn: "Gah!? Fine!? What exactly do YOU have in mind, Purple Midnight?"
  • Twilight: "It's Twilight Sparkle, and I do have a plan! It involves stealth, and stragity! First, we'll convince Discord to finally stop pretending to be a dull princeipal! Then, we get him to help us re-capture my original friends: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity, where I'll proceed to make them remember! Then, Discord and I will work togather to capture all of the elite and use the same memory spell to remind them what they were meant to do! I think it's possable that the Soothsayer might be getting visions of what our reality was meant to be, not what it is now!"
  • Tri-Corn: "Capture the elite?! And a sheruff, a bounty hunter, some fitness freak, an imperial blazer AND a cheap clown?! Are you nuts?!"
  • Taiku: "Give her a chance Tri-Corn! She knows what she's doing!"
  • Midnight: "Remember, you owe Celestia when she saved you from death after your battle against Sunset!"
  • Tri-Corn: ".... (Sigh)..... This is crazy.... But it better be crazy enough to work."
  • Twilight: "Afterwords, we need to bring every rebel team from across the universes to come help us!"
  • Tri-Corn: "That, I can do."
  • Twilight: "To make this work, we all have to be part of one big plan. If we can work togather, not even a reality altering stone can stop us."
  • Qui: "In that case, ya better know what your doing, kid, or we're all gonna be more stoned then a blagfart hopped up on weednflux!"

Canterlot.

  • A huge Gathering is seen as an anthem is played.
British Anthem, God Save the Queen (with lyrics)

British Anthem, God Save the Queen (with lyrics)

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  • Sunset: "DEAR PONIES OF EQUESTIA?!"
  • Fillies are seen standing in a row.
  • Sunset: "We're gathered here today, to see these children, seen off to early adulthood, to be countrebuting members of socity, as you all are! This fillies, will finally become become members of a socity, under my protactive rule. May we congure, all of our enemies."
  • Sunset continued on, as the Elite "Lougers" are seen protroling the area.
  • Sunset: "And now, to offitcallised it, we brought the holy blood, of an Alicorn, to christen them as new cidisens of the empire!"
  • Sunset brings out a knife, and cuts herself, moaning in pain slightly!
  • Sunset brings out a cut, and pours her blood in.
  • Pipsqueak: "Isn't cutting yourself abit extreme?"
  • Rumble: "Shh! Quiet or she'll be mad!"
  • Sunset: "Don't worry, he had a right to be curious... It's painful, gah, I know, but all christened citazens go through it. It is so, you can be reckindised as citasens of the empire. Everyone, knows this."
  • Snips: "Well, you could've just used holy water and it be just the same."
  • Sunset: "No, then that would be ripping off some forms of bapistisum! This, is Sunsetisum! Simular, but different! Now, for the first kid to be christenised as an empire citasen, young lady Twist."
  • Twist gulped.

Meanwhile, at a snack bar.

  • Pinkie: "And I want that, and I want that, and I want that! I want this one, and I want that-"
  • Pinkie continued on!
  • Rarity: "Is Pinkie Pie done yet? We're missing Sweetie Belle's christening!"
  • Applejack: "And Applebloom's!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "And Scootaloo's!"
  • Fluttershy: "DAMN IT PINKIE, JUST FINISH UP YOUR ORDER AND TAKE IT?!"
  • Pinkie does that and has a crud load of snacks!
  • Pinkie: "Ok girls, I'm ready!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Good! The christaning is about to start, and we do not wanna miss my little Scootaloo getting christan! After this, I'm not gonna see her again cause she's gonna go with her employers Mr. and Ms. Cake after this to Manehatten! I considered her like my daughter I was able to get without having some colt's junk up my-"
  • Applejack: "TOO MUCH DETAIL, SUGERCUBE! Let's just go! You girls go on without me! I need to use the ladies' room real quick like!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'll come to warn you when Sunset's about to dump her blood on Applebloom!"
  • Applejack: ".... Seriously, that mare needs to start using holy water instead of blood! It's for the good of her own health, I mean, she wasn't born an Alicorn, so she does have the ability to die if she keeps christining ponies like this!"
  • Rarity: Well, I hear she keeps healing herself after all this, but if she keeps doing it, she's gonna die of blood loss. BLECH!!! Who knows where that stuff has been?
  • Applejack: But let's at least be thankful that our little girls are gonna be graduatin', even though they don't have their cutie marks yet.
  • Fluttershy: It's such a shame we lost that stupid purple pony! I would've crushed her like a stack of building blocks!
  • Rainbow Dash: Not to worry, I'll be on duty again soon, and I'll find her.
  • Applejack: Alright, girls, I'm off. (Goes to the restroom)

Hallway to the bathroom.

  • Applejack: "I'm so happy for Applebloom. She's a grown up mare. Still think that blood thing is weird though. Couldn't holy water do the same job without the expense of her health?"
  • Taiku: (Hiding with Topsy and Turvy in the bathroom, watching Applejack enter)... Alright, here she is.
  • Turvy: Alright, let's get her!
  • Taiku: NOT YET! It would be rude for us to take her when she's in the middle of using the bathroom. Wouldn't YOU be mad if that happened to any of you? (Topsy and Turvy mumble) Good, then cover your eyes! (Magically shuts their eyes, while he covers his eyes)

A couple of bathroom-using later...

  • Taiku: (Flush is heard) Alright... NOW! (The two Draconequus sack Applejack in a sack)
  • Turvy: GOT HER!!!
  • Applejack: HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!? IS THIS A REBEL KIDNAPPING?!?
  • Taiku: Now for the rest of the group.
  • Topsy: But they're in the audience. How are we supposed to get to them?
  • Taiku: It's all part of Twilight's plan. Just go with it.

Presentation

  • Sweetie Belle is covered in bood.
  • Sweetie Belle: "May I say one thing, empress? Isn't this, bad for your health?"
  • Sunset is seen covering her front leg that she had cut is bleeding!
  • Sunset: "W-w-w-why no, l-l-l-little filly, it's, it's for the sake of the christening."
  • Snails: "Uh, are you ok?"
  • Sunset pukes!
  • Sunset: "OH GOD?! CELESTIA?! GET A DOCTOR HERE NOW?!"
  • Celestia: "Uh, the christening will be put on a brief hold! The Empress needs to recover from her, questionable method.... We would like to present: Pinkamena Diane Pie!"
  • Pinkie Pie appeared!
  • Pinkie Pie: "HELLO EVERYPONY!?"
  • Audience: "PINKIE?!"
  • Pinkie: "Let me tell ya folks, one of these days, Sunny REALLY needs to consider holy water for a future cristening, I mean, otherwise, it would litterally be the DEATH of her!"
  • Laughter was heard!
  • Fluttershy: "Applejack seems to be gone for awhile now."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm the fastest, I'll go find her!"
  • Rainbow Dash zoomed quickly!

Bathroom.

  • Rainbow Dash: "Applejack? You in here? The ceramony's on a break cause the empress got woozy from losing abit of her blood.... AGAIN! Maybe your onto something about that holy water stuff. Applejack?...Appleja- (She suddenly gets sacked by Topsy and Turvy) WHAT THE--?!? WHAT'S GOING ON?!? IS THIS A KIDNAPPING?!? LET ME GO RIGHT NOW BEFORE I PUNCH THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU- (Topsy places a magic spell on Rainbow Dash that makes her fall asleep)
  • Topsy: That oughtta' keep her busy.
  • Taiku: Good. Now I think we should wait for the others to come and check out what happened, and we'll be able to capture them. Once we get all of them, we'll take them to Twilight.
  • Turvy: Are you sure this is a good idea, Taiku? They're real badasses!
  • Taiku: Well, if Twilight knows what she's doing, then I guess that's good enough for me. I trust Twilight.

Presentation.

  • Pinkie Pie is seen juggling A chainsaw, an Elephant, the pokemon kabutops, and Dark Dragon's statue!
  • Rarity: "My word, Pinkie is very unbelieveable!"
  • Fluttershy: "Yeah, I know. I wonder if anyone tried to study on how Pinkie works."
  • Rarity: "I would imagine..... Ya know, Rainbow Dash is taking a strangely long time. I never knew her like that."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh Celestia, I hope those rumors about Rainbow Dash being a filly-fooler isn't true!"
  • Rarity: "I doubt that. Rainbow Dash feels strongly about being accused as, a "Les-Mare-ian". Her family had been accused for homosexuals for ages that she reacts violently to even a minor claim.... But still, I better go see if they are fine."
  • Rarity walks off.

Hallway down the bathroom.

  • Rarity was humming the My little pony theme, until she found Rainbow Dash's Imperal Blazer badge.
  • Rarity: "Odd. Rainbow would never abandon her imperal captain's badge. Maybe she lost it."
  • Rarity picks it up.
  • Rarity: "I better return it to her at the upmost con- (She gets sacked) AARRGGHH!!"

Later...

  • Fluttershy: Rarity? Rainbow? Applejack? Where are you? You've all been taking a long time to- (Gets sacked) AARRGGHH!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING?!? LET ME GO OR I'LL TEAR MY WAY OUT- (Topsy magically makes her fall asleep)
  • Turvy: Alright, how are we gonna get Pinkie? She's out there entertaining the audience.
  • Taiku: "It's only a matter of time before Sunset comes back to resume the presintation."

Presintation.

  • Sunset returns to a still juggling Pinkie!
  • Pinkie: "Oh, Empress, you came back and fully banaged up! Thank goodness, I was running out of material!"
  • Sunset: "Thank you Pinkie. You may return to your seat."
  • Pinkie does that.
  • Sunset: "The ceramony shall resume as plan!"
  • Pinkie realises that her friends are missing.
  • Pinkie: "Guys?"

Hallway.

  • Pinkie was calling out the names of her friends as she appeared throughout random places!
  • Pinkie: "Girls? Girls? The presintation's gonna resume now! Your gonna miss the crusaders' asention to child labor and imperial citasenship! Oh no! What if they're lost? Lost in a not too hard to figure out hallway conplex! I need to alert my respectable ahortity figure and-"
  • Pinkie sees a trail of candy.
  • Pinkie repeatingly said "Oh a piece of candy" as she ate candy down the trail.
  • Pinkie: (Suddenly gets trapped in a sack) AARRGGHH!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Taiku: Nice work, guys! Now you guys take the 5 ponies away for Twilight to use the memory spell on them. The rest of the rebellion will take care of the Lodgers. Then... It'll be time.
  • Topsy/Turvy: SIR, YES SIR!!!
  • Pinkie: OOOH, are we playing with paintball guns? IT'LL BE FU--(The two Draconequui disappear)

Rebel base.

  • The Main 5 are strapped to chears.
  • Applejack: "Girls, I don't plumb like the connumdrum of our situation."
  • Rarity: "You don't say?"
  • Pinkie: "But she did say something."
  • Fluttershy: "These stupid rebels made a mistaking kidnapping Pred Judu Des' finest bounty hunter!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "That goes double for the captain of the imperial blazers! My teammates Lightning and Spitfire will come to my rescue in, 10, seconds, flat!"
  • Taiku: Girls, don't try it. We've made sure this place is heavily-guarded thanks to our giant guards. (Giant guards (Size of Courtney, to be exact) are seen patroling the area) Plus, you can't get out of those chains. You try to break them, they might cut you.
  • Fluttershy: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I DEMAND YOU LET US GO!!!
  • Twilight: Are they here yet?
  • Taiku: As they'll ever be.
  • Rarity: HEY, IT'S THE TREASONING PURPLE PONY!!!
  • Applejack: I should've known you'd be behind this!
  • Fluttershy: You'll be hearing from my animals, you big shit-blob of a mule!
  • Twilight: Whoa! Clare's really did a number on her. Now listen, girls! You're all my friends, and you've been affected my the magic of this Reality Stone that changed our world.
  • Applejack: You're horn-tootin' crazy! We've never seen you in our lives.
  • Rainbow Dash: All we know is that you're somepony that needs to be punished for treason!
  • Twilight: Just hold still! (Prepares to use the memory spell)
  • Applejack: What the hell is that? What're you gonna- (Twilight uses the spell on all 5 ponies, and their previous lives flash in their eyes)...
  • Taiku: You think it's working?
  • Twilight: It should in a couple of moments.
  • Applejack: (The 5 ponies are dazed off after the spell)... Twilight?... Taiku? What happened?
  • Rainbow Dash: And why am I in a... Strange Wonderbolt suit?
  • Rarity: Pardon my French, but why would a lady like me wear a getup like THIS? I don't exercise, or have a reason for exercising.
  • Fluttershy: (Sees her bounty hunter outfit) YIPE!!! WHAT AM I DOING WITH THESE WEAPONS?!?
  • Pinkie: And why am I dressed like a joker?
  • Twilight: Alright! (Taiku and Twilight high-five) We did it!
  • Rainbow Dash: Alright, what the hell is going on?
  • Twilight: It's a long story. We need your help to restore reality back to normal.
  • Rarity: Hold on, darling, tell us why we're wearing questionable getups first.
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Do I have to say it? You might not like what happened to you.
  • Applejack: I'm pretty sure we want to know. I mean, shoot, what could happen?

A few explanations later...

  • Applejack: GRANNY SMITH IS IN A COMA?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: THE WONDERBOLTS ARE THE IMPERIAL BLAZERS NOW?!?
  • Rarity: MY BOUTIQUE IS CLOSED DOWN?!?
  • Fluttershy: I'M A FOUL-MOUTHED BOUNTY HUNTER?!?
  • Pinkie: MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE COTTON CANDY?!? (Rimshot, and everyone looks at her weird) What? I can play along, too!
  • Twilight: I know it's a little shocking, but it's true. And the Shell Lodgers are working for Sunset, who declared herself leader of Equestria, as well as the UUniverses, and declared war on the Alternate UUniverses.
  • Applejack: (Eyes tear up) WHO DID THIS?!? *Sniff* WHO WOULD DARE MAKE MY GRANNY NEARLY CROAK?!?
  • Rarity: If anypony thinks they can allow my boutique to get closed down, and have my work taken by a thieving fashion designer, then THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!!!
  • Fluttershy: Me, too! Killing people isn't in my nature, nor is it for my pets.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Is it bad to say that I tecnecally don't have too much of a problem with finally being a Wonderbolt by tecnecality?"
  • Rarity: "At least humor us!"
  • Pinkie: "Well I'm kinda not too far off on half of what I normally do already, but yeah Dashie, this current situation is a no-happy zone."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Fair enough."
  • Taiku: Girls, please, things are gonna be fine once we get things back the way they were. Everyone will be healthy, lives will be restored, and peace will be brought back once again. We'll all get our lives back after this ends. (All 5 ponies calm down, and Taiku frees them)
  • Applejack: Alright, sugar-cube! *Sniff* What's the plan?
  • Twilight: Well, we need to get the rest of our allies to snap out of their illusions, and get them to help us stop Clare and use the Stone to restore reality back to normal.
  • Rainbow Dash: So you're planning to capture the Shell Lodgers? The most famous heroes of the UUniverses, and nearly unstoppable misfits?
  • Twilight: Yep. I know it'll be hard, but we're gonna need all the help we can get.
  • Applejack: "Well, to be safe, let's start with the dumb lougers first, considering it won't take much to lead them in a trap. Then we need to be extra sneaky to pull wool over the smarter lougers eyes."
  • Taiku: "Good idea. We'll have to start small with the not so brilleint lougers. We'll go from weakest to strongest. It's only a matter of time before you guys are reported missing and they'll break up into teams to look for you guys."
  • Rainbow Dash: "But who are we using for bait?"
  • Taiku: "I know such the group of jerks to do it."
  • Pinkie: "Anyone I know?"
  • Taiku: "Let's just say, your just need to trust me on this."

Canterlot outskirts.

  • Icky: "Ok, I would understand someone wanting to kidnap the royal jester, a sheruff, and a prised imperal blazer captain, but, who kidnaps a fitness freak and a cheap bounty hunter?"
  • Lord Shen: "Perhaps it's those rebels desiding to pick on those outside their usual targeting range."
  • Savio: "Well, let's for once make the Empress happy we can do SOMETHING right as of this week."
  • Icky: "Yeah, we seem to make alot more mistakes recently when that purple mare came, have you noticed?"
  • Cynder: "Why was she claiming she knew us, anyway?"
  • Squidward: "Oh it's obviously just some crackpot that escaped from the Sunset asylum in baltamare."
  • Kaa: "I would not doubt that."
  • ???: "Twilight?"
  • The Elite Lougers see Ms. Harshwinny looking everywhere for Twilight.
  • Ms. Harshwinny: "Twilight, where are you? Please, I'll promise not to be mad at you, completely, for your, rash insult on the empress, whatever's going on, I'm sure your going through a phase. Please, we'll, we'll escape to an adandonned planet where we'll live the rest of our lives in, in secret, away from the empress! Just don't leave me alone!"
  • Skipper: "Keep an eye on this old bat. She might be an acclopise...."
  • Rico brought out a baseball bat, a muttered "Hey Batter batter, hey, batter batter."
  • Skipper: "Not yet!"
  • Dr. Dodo: "Actselly, that's just missus Harshwinny, the local ponyville libarian and local retired Equestian Games owner."
  • Shenzi: "Wait, didn't the crazy mare said her name was "Twilight", if I can remember correctly?"
  • Skipper: "Then she is an acclipise!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Actselly, she adopted miss sparkle when, according to these orphanage files, she lost her parents in a magic accsident trying to hacth a dragon egg."
  • Shenzi: "So, you think the poor kid is crazy cause she lost her parents from an accsident?"
  • Po: "Poor kid. Maybe we could, convince the empress to at least give her a warning and a 3 year restraining order?"
  • Shifu: "You mean, assuming the rebels didn't already got to her first. Either way, I wish Sunset could be so understanding. It's out of our hands. The best we can do, is to stop her from causing more damage."
  • Skipper: "Besides, Ms. Harshwinny confessed to having known the treasoner and therefore, is an aacclopise!" She even admit she wants to help her escape Equestia! We can't have that!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Look, we can't have her arrested just for being a protactive adopted mother! Why, I've heard Ms. Harshwinny is, infirtle. She's not capable to reproduce due to a rare equestian sexual desiese that damaged her reproductice eggs."
  • Patrick: "Ponies don't lay eggs, you dodo!"
  • Squidward: "He meant that there's something wrong with her ability to be pregent!"
  • Patrick: "There is?"
  • Squidward: Yes!
  • Banzai: Still, it would be best to know some info on this 'Twilight' girl.
  • Po: I got it, then! (Pins down Mrs. Harshwinny) GOT'CHA!!!
  • Mrs. Harshwinny: PLEASE DON'T ARREST ME!!! I'M A SINGLE PONY WITH A OVIVIPARIOUS DISEASE AFTER MAKING OUT WITH A HANDSOME STALLION, AND I HAVE AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER!!!
  • Iago: I'm sure we know that, lady. All we want to know is if you've seen this 'Twilight' pony. We believe she's joined Taiku's rebellion against the Empress!
  • Mrs. Harshwinny: I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS!!!
  • Shifu: Calm yourself, Mrs. Harshwinny. First, we want to know where you left her last!
  • Mrs. Harshwinny: Okay, okay, as long as I'm not punished. I last saw her when she claimed to be from an alternate reality! She told me and Celestia about it!
  • Private: Really? An alternate reality?
  • Po: (Laughs) That's funny! She really IS crazy!
  • Shifu: Po, don't say that. Celestia might know whether or not she's telling the truth since Harshwinny claims Twilight told Celestia.
  • Kowalski: Well, it seems impossible to me. An alternate reality seems to be difficult to believe.
  • Shenzi: You're not expecting us to believe this treasoner, are you?
  • Shifu: I don't know! But we can't judge someone by how they sound. I think we should consult Celestia about it. She senses truths and lies, so we can surely trust her.
  • Lord Shen: You want us to return to Canterlot to meet up with Celestia, and risk being seen by the Empress and be accused of failures?!? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!!
  • Shifu: We don't really have a choice, Shen! We can't jump to conclusions because of thinking someone's crazy. Surely SOMEONE should know that.
  • Skipper: (Has a flashback of the Skorca episode)...Yeah, you're probably right.
  • Tigress: Well, I think we've got the info we need. Let her go, Po! (Po does that)
  • Skipper: Move out, men! We've got a mystery to crack! (The group leaves, and Taiku, Topsy, and Turvy are surprised)
  • Taiku: Whoa! That was completely unexpected!
  • Topsy: Maybe they're still good heroes after all.
  • Taiku: Oh, trust me, they didn't become famous in our reality for just accusing ponies like that.
  • Turvy: So what're we gonna do?
  • Taiku: We're gonna make sure that the Lodgers successfully learn the truth from Celestia. We do that, we might earn their trust. Let's go tell the others, but fast! (They all teleport away)
  • Turvy: "Uh, one thing though? Should we tell Twilight about Ms. Harshwinny not being able to, make kids of her own?"
  • Taiku: "Well it may not exactly be impourent info, but considering a certain brother of her's has a child in this reality AND that she would be conflicted about taking a child's existence away, I think misses Harshy might ironicly be some help in that."
  • Topsy: "But isn't Tyranny's stone, evil?"
  • Taiku: "I do have a work in progress plan to pureify the stone so it won't end up causing Twilight to be corrupt as a planned safety measure, it's just in cause if there are certain changes that need to happen, like this instence."
  • Turvy: So you're gonna make sure this child remains in existence?
  • Taiku: Yes, but not to be the child of Shining Armor and Cadance, just in case there's ever gonna be a plan for them to have a baby of their own. Ya know, canon conflict avoidence. Instead, he's to be the child of Mrs. Harshwinny.
  • Twilight: (Appearing) Well, isn't THAT sweet? You wanna make sure Shining Armor's child still exists as Mrs. Harshwinny's?
  • Taiku: Did... Did you just hear all that?
  • Twilight: Yeah. And I'm not surprised that Mrs. Harshwinny had a reproductive problem, but there's no telling how we can find out if she does have that problem in our reality. We can't just ask her about it, either.
  • Taiku: I'm glad you're not upset about this, Twi. Okay then. I think we should make it that Mrs. Harshwinny never got the disorder to begin with, and that she should give birth to this child.
  • Twilight: Well, as long as that innocent child is okay, I'm okay with going on with this mission. Besides, what's the child's name?
  • Taiku: I don't think that's important for the moment. What IS important is that we bring great news about the Shell Lodgers.
  • Twilight: You mean they're taken care of?
  • Taiku: No, but as a matter of fact, they can take care of it themselves. They suspect that their reality isn't what they were meant to be in, and is now trying to find Celestia so they can confirm if you were telling the truth or not.
  • Applejack: Well, that's extremely lucky. I was scared for our lives for a minute right there.
  • Fluttershy: (After getting her bounty hunter clothes off)...Should we tell Celestia about it, then?
  • ???: Don't worry. I already heard. (Celestia appears in the area) And I don't have much time left on my day off. I have to return back to the office in 2 hours. After that, I can no longer help you.
  • Pinkie: "But weren't you already with Sunset when she was suffering from her presintation?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ya know, that extrememly 100% questionable blood-letting thing she's doing and is bapising the fillies on them?"
  • Celestia: "Well yes, but I am still oblingated to attend triditions as a citizen of the empire."
  • Twilight: "I was afraid of that. The stone has a bad tendingcy to sometimes make it's victims hurt themselves in unigmaginable ways. In this cause, it's appearnetly a traditon for Sunset to hurt herself like that to make child offitcal citizens! Logic is a thing that suffers from the stone cause otherwise, holy water would've done the job without the cost of her health!"
  • Celestia: Well, it was made from a spirit of chaos after all. Logic was something Draconequui were oblivious to back then. Now, it's clear I need to go to the Shell Lodgers and tell them everything. Once the group gets word, ALL of the elites will be aware of it. We'll have succeeded on getting them on our side. However, it might not still be easy. We might not know what their next move will be once they realize the truth.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, it's a price we're willing to pay. I have confidence that they'll believe us the same way you do.
  • Celestia: Yes. Now I should get started. The Lodgers might be expecting me at the office, but I'll instead be at the gate waiting for them. Good luck once we get them on our side...or not. (Teleports away)

Canterlot castle, Room hallways.

  • Two Diamond Dog recolors of Rover and Fido are seen.
  • Diamond Dog 1: "Did ya hear the empress got herself sick again from that blood letting stuff again at the first few hours since the presintation started?"
  • Diamond Dog 2: "I know! When is she ever gonna start using holy water! I hate to igmagine what she would do if she gets pups of her own."
  • Diamond Dog 1: "Uh, baby ponies aren't called pups. It's fillies if girl, colts if boy. Often times, they can be called foals."
  • Diamond Dog 2: "And yet ponies say our Diamond Dog customs are weird."
  • Clare: MOVE OVER, YOU MUTTS!!! I've got work to do back in my office! (The Diamond Dogs just do that)
  • Diamond Dog #1: Whoa, is SHE in need for some chill pills.

Clare's Office

  • Clare: (Arrives inside her office) I thought she was gonna be turned to stone by now! But she must be better than I thought! (Shrugs) At this rate, they'll be having my ass kicked for sure! Well, if that means taking matters into my own hands, then I say bring it on! Nobody's gonna stop me from getting revenge on Twilight! (Takes out the Stone of Reality) The only way to stop Twilight is to wipe her out of the timeline entirely! Twilight Sparkle, consider yourself never to exist-
  • ???: Clare? (Clare hides the Stone quickly)
  • Clare: WHAT?!? (Garble is seen near the doorway)
  • Garble:... Uh... Sunset would like to speak to you in the throne room.
  • Clare: (Sighs) Now? Isn't she in the middle of a presintation?
  • Garble: Well, it's being on hold again cause of the disappearence of some ponies. She wants to talk to you. She thinks it's the rebels."
  • Clare: (Sighs) Alright. I'll be right there. (Leaves the office)

Throwne room.

  • Clare enters the room.
  • Clare: "(Ahem), You called your majusty? I was in the midst of, a personal project. Something I can help you with?"
  • Sunset: (Still sick) Uh... Nothing. I mean, blu flu isn't that bad in a couple of days. (Sneezes) Uhhgh!
  • Clare: So, I take it you learned your lesson about using your own blood for these rituals?
  • Sunset: No!
  • Clare: Why the hell not? Look at you! You were infected thanks to your wounds.
  • Sunset: Yes, but- (Sneezes)... But my rituals are too good to be replaced with holy water. My own Alicorn blood is more holy than holy water. I mean, that's how a certain other religion worked during it's early days, isn't it? I'm sure it will work for us to use holy water in about... Well... 20 years.
  • Clare: 20 YEARS?!? By then, you'll be dead! No offense, but you're taking this ritual way too seriously.
  • Sunset: CLARE, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY! YOU WILL FORGET ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION, OR YOU WILL BE ACCUSED AS A TRAITOR!!! I'M NOT CHANGING THE WAYS OF THESE RITUALS FOR 20 YEARS, AND YOU'RE NOT STOPPING ME- (Coughs)!
  • Clare:... (Sighs) Yes, your grace.
  • Sunset: That's what I thought. (Sneezes, and drinks some water) Is there ANY way to cure this disease?
  • Clare: Well, there's this giant rare flower that should do the trick, but it's as rare as... Well... Giant flowers! We might not find one in the appointed time.
  • Sunset: Just find one! (Sneezes) That's an order.
  • Clare: Alright, fine! ("Do I REALLY have to leave the Stone? I've gotta erase Twilight soon before she finds me.")
  • Sunset: Why are you- (Sneezes)... Still here?
  • Clare: I'M GOING, I'M GOING!!! (Leaves)

Outside Canterlot.

  • Clare: "Well, Eagle-Beak was certainly right about the stone effecting people's logic very badly. I mean, wow! 20 years of dropping her blood? She better have plans for a new heir by that time!"
  • Clare sighed.
  • Clare: "I better make this quick. CERBY!?"
  • The Cerberus appeared.
  • Clare: "Ah, there you are Cerby. I haven't seen you since you were made into becoming a guard dog for tartarus. But it's great to have you back again, thanks to the reality altering stone."
  • Clare climbs on the Cerberus.
  • Clare: "Ok Cerby. We need to find a giant flower at the edge of Equestia. Oh, and uh, prepare to fight a giant worm while your at it. MUSH!"
  • The Cerberus began to run with Clare riding it!

Throwne room.

  • Sunset was watching them leave.
  • Sunset: "(Coughs), Celestia, why did you ask me to make Clare go through this? Alot of my guards are perfectly up to the task."
  • Celestia: Because she needs to get some time outside the castle walls for once. She's been cooped up in this place for who knows how long. ("Plus, she must not use the Stone as a backup plan.")
  • Sunset: Well, I should at least ask- (Sneezes)... How's your day off been?
  • Celestia: It was wonderful. I saw your elites come by recently.
  • Sunset: You saw them? Did they catch that traitorous purple pony yet?
  • Celestia: Well, not yet, but I assume they're still on it. They're coming to me for advice near the gate soon.
  • Sunset: They are? I never knew them the type for asking for help.
  • Celestia: Well, they might need some food, too.
  • Sunset: Oh. Well, why didn't they just ask me? You may meet them near the gate with some snacks. And just to make sure that Shen boyfriend of yours doesn't get pissed off, I'm not gonna allow any surveillance.
  • Celestia: Thank you, your grace.
  • Sunset: Anytime- (Coughs, and blows her nose in a tissue). (Celestia teleports away)

Gate

  • Celestia: (Teleports to the gate)... Alright, now I just wait.
  • ???: "Celestia!"
  • Celestia sees The Elite "Lougers" in the distence, with Po being tired out.
  • Po: "(Grunts.) Hills..... Just as aggervating, as stairs! (Groans)...."
  • Celestia: "Good afternoon elite. I asked for Sunset's permission to offer you the snacks you requested."
  • Po: "Good, cause I'm hungry!"
  • Icky: "Remember man, we're rationing them!"
  • Po: "I know!"
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia, there's something we need to ask, concerning the "Twilight Sparkle" girl from Discord's shcool."
  • Viper: "Ya know, I feel sorry for her being named after that devine awful love-foil series about vampires and false werewolves that are really normal wolves on steroids." (Everyone looks at her weird)... What?
  • Lord Shen: Well, let's get snacking. We've got some work to do later... Whatever it is.

Later...

  • Po: Wow, am I stuffed!
  • Icky: Well, no wonder, YOU ATE EVERYTHING!!!
  • Po: Silly, I di- (Sees it all gone)... Oops.
  • Celestia: Relax, there's plenty to go around. (Makes more appear)
  • Po: You guys go ahead. I'm gonna be laying here for a while. (Burps)

Later, again...

  • Icky: "(Burps), And that's a sign that the tank is full."
  • Lord Shen: Now, onto business. We recently had a talk with Mrs. Harshwinny, who is the adoptive mother of Twilight. She says that she claimed that she's from an alternate reality, and she told you about it. We figured since you have the ability to sense truths and lies, you could help us confirm if it's true or not.
  • Shifu: If it's true, then we might have to rethink what we should do about Twilight.
  • Monkey: As much as I hate to go against the Empress, he's right.
  • Celestia: "What I'm about say, may shock you.... Yes, Twilight was telling the truth. She wasn't lying or was it the words of an asylum loonitic. This is not a reality that was meant to be."
  • Icky: "...... O...... M........G......."
  • Po: "..... Mind, (Mimics an exploudion)."
  • Shifu: "... (Sigh), I thought it didn't felt right about all this."
  • Banzai: "So, wait a minute? This reality, wasn't suppose to happen?"
  • Icky: "We were never meant to be elite guards for Sunset?"
  • Spyro: "Kairi, was never gonna leave us?"
  • Spongebob: "We were still gonna be shell lougers?"
  • Celestia: "And I was still meant to be a princess. And this empire wasn't an intended part of reality."
  • Sandy: "You mean the war between us and the Alternate Universe wasn't even gonna happen at all!?"
  • Gilda: "In that case, what the hell are we doing in THIS reality if it's not suppose to even BE a reality?!"
  • Soothsayer: "Isn't it obvious?"
  • Everyone looks at Soothsayer.
  • Soothsayer: "I have finally made sense of the visions.... The visions of what may be, our true reality."
  • Lord Shen: ".... What.... Were they like?"
  • Soothsayer: See for yourself. (She shows them a magic vision that shows them visions spanning from SpongeBob and Friends meet Brother Bear all the way to Discord's Dilemma)
  • Lord Shen: (Breaks down into tears) That's...just beautiful!
  • Squidward: I can't believe there was so much info from our pasts that we failed to learn! Including Spyro's connection to Kairi!
  • Po: (Sobbing a bit) We've gotta get reality back to normal!
  • Celestia:...You know, that's EXACTLY what I expected you guys to say.
  • Everyone: What?
  • Celestia: I've been undercover with Twilight after I learned of this alternate reality. I know where Taiku's hideout is, and we figured that you could come to your senses. We think it was the Empress' servant, Clare is responsible. She possesses this stone that can change reality, and we're hoping to find this stone, and returns things back to normal. So you're willing to help us make this reality come true?
  • Lord Shen: YES! Whatever it takes!
  • Celestia: Good, I'll teleport all of you to Taiku's hideout so we can get started. (They all teleport away, failing to realize that Sunset was watching them in secrecy)
  • Sunset:..... I..... I don't believe it.... All I had acclopise...... It's all a lie......

Taiku's Hideout

  • Poof!
  • Icky: "Oh, so this is the rebel base."
  • Trixie: "Hope it doesn't end up like the rebelion against Gaz-zon. (Shudders), That was a freaking mess."
  • Suddenly, rebel versons of the MU gang surrounded them!
  • Alice: "Freeze, elite guard!"
  • Godfry: "HANDS, WINGS, FEET, PAWS, TENTAGALES, AND OTHER MEANS TO MOVE WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, OR WE'LL BE SHOOTING AT BAD AIMING ON PAIR WITH STORMTROOPERS?!"
  • Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa! Cool it! We ain't THOSE guys anymore! Turns out, this mess of reality, wasn't meant to be a reality. We weren't meant to be elite guards, and I'm sure as hell you guys weren't meant to be part of an anti-imperialisum rebelion!"
  • Russel: "Likely story! If you do claim that, (Shows Twilight Sparkle) then what's her name?"
  • Iago: Oh, I'm sure we got her name already, tubby! Twilight Sparkle!
  • Russel: I still don't believe you!
  • Celestia: They speak the truth, Russel! Don't tempt them.
  • Sandy: Yeah, we done hated this life anyway. Anything's better than THIS reality.
  • Twilight: It's good to have you guys back again.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks. From now on, we're officially Shell Lodgers again!
  • Taiku: Alright, everyone, put your weapons down! (Everyone does that)
  • Gary: Alright, do any of you guys want some food?
  • Celestia: That's alright, Skalesworth. They've already ate.
  • Po: I'LL TAKE SOME!!!
  • Everyone: PO!
  • Po: Okay, sorry!
  • Twilight: (Still tortured after seeing Gary, and almost starts crying)...(Takes deep breath the same way Cadance showed her)...Well, now that we've got everyone ready, we need a plan of attack!
  • Skipper: PLEASE, we don't need one! We'll just break into the place, and take the Stone by force! The Empress is sick, and she no longer has her best elites on her side.
  • Celestia: Clare won't be there, though. She's out trying to find a flower to cure the Empress' sickness. I needed a way to distract her because I saw that she was trying to erase Twilight from existence so we won't stop her. (Twilight gasps)
  • Twilight: Then it's only a matter of time before she comes back and tries to finish the job!
  • Taiku: Then we must move, now! We've gotta find that Stone!

Edge of Equestia.

  • The Tatzaworm laid defeated and bloodied.
  • Clare: "Well, that was abit exsentrict, but I think we are about to get this over with. Come Cerby, we're heading back to Canterlot."
  • Cerby walks off with Clare riding him.
  • Eye-Sky appeared in an urgent sounding bug languise!
  • Clare: "What is it Eye-Sky?"
  • Eye-Sky: (Chatters wildly)
  • Clare: What do you mean Sunset has--...Oh, no! You're joking! (Eye-Sky chatters)...(Sighs) Terrific! Just terrific! I have to go! MUSH, CERBY, MUSH!!! (Cerberus rushes off back to Canterlot)

Back at Canterlot

  • Clare: (Appears in the throne room to see Sunset) Empress, is there something wrong?
  • Sunset: Yes. Have you noticed that my elites have been acting...well...soft-hearted for the last few hours?
  • Clare: Well, I have heard them talking about finding out about that treasoning Twilight girl--
  • Sunset: So you know her name, too? (Sneezes)
  • Clare: Uh...yes.
  • Sunset: How did you know?
  • Clare: I...Mrs. Harshwinny told me?
  • Sunset: Well, I don't think that's true because I found THIS (Takes out the Stone of Reality) hidden in one of your desk drawers in your office!
  • Clare: What?...Your grace, I--
  • Sunset: "How could you do this to me, Clare? You made me into a lie! Our universe is at a war, because of you! The lives, I had ruined, even if they were evil or not! Look what has happened to my home just so you can get back at Twilight for whatever unclear reason!"
  • Clare: "Ok, you want your reason? Her friends Taiku and his dweeb patrol in the other reality, HAVE RUINED MY BEAUTY?! It was the only thing I have to remind me of my sister!"
  • Sunset: "Your dead sister? I have no mean feelings about that, but what about the people you made to suffer just to get at Twilight, reguardless if they tecnecly desevre it or not? I wasn't meant to be leader, I wasn't even meant to be an Alicorn, let alone to still be here! You used me to hurt Twilight Sparkle, myself, and others! Even if the forces of evil were causlties in this, I can't tolerate it!"
  • Clare: "Now now, Sunset. Sure, it's all a lie, but think about it. Before I even used that stone, (her charm powers have actavated), you used to be a nobody. Worse then a nobody, you were an underappresiated movie villain that stared in a questionable and extreme movie about Twilight entering an alterate human Equestia that some bronies avoided like AIDS because it reminded them of that crappy high shcool musical series! I did you, a serious favor! I made you, a somebody! Bigger then a somebody, an empress of a nation! Hell, an entire universe! You defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, The Villain Leage, The Fang Empire, or supposingly the Scourge Imperials if the Dark Dork Dragon wasn't stop in time, and do you need to be reminded of what you did to Nefarious?"

A hallway.

  • Dr. Nefarious: "AAAAAH?! IT'S MY SHADOW? MY HIDIOUS SHADOW?!"
  • Diamond Dogs laughed at him!

Back to here.

  • Clare: "So what if this reality is abit, "Fuax Flaux", it's perfect, cause it has you. The rightful ruler of Equestia. And don't, let losers like Sparkle say otherwise."
  • Sunset was struggling to resist Clare's charms.
  • Sunset: "No, I must, not, bow!"
  • Clare: "Oh please, if not even that nitwit headmastress can resist me, certainly not a little pawn like you!"
  • Discord was watching this in secret.
  • Discord: "Ok, I think it's about I stop playing the bystander and help the no longer that bad empress out of this conumdrum!"
  • Sunset: You're NOT gonna make me change my mind! (Sneezes)
  • Clare: Yeah? Well, I've got news to tell you. Since the day Twilight defeated you, I've been watching how your life resumed without her. It wasn't very pretty, I'll tell you that. Nobody in that school liked you. Aside from your new 'friends' and your 'ex-boyfriend', everyone else bullied you. They did countless things that I don't even want to describe myself. While you were connecting to those human friends while having slumber parties, pedicures, and several other disgusting human-female hobbies during the evenings, the mornings tormented you and tormented you. And by today, you were expelled for trying to get back at a bully. You had nothing to do but a boring day-job at a dirty rock farm. You fell into a deep depression, and even your 'friends' couldn't help you!
  • Sunset:...No!...That's a lie!
  • Clare: I did you a HUGE favor, Sunset! I made your life better! I gave you respect, and power! Are you REALLY willing to give that up? (Amplifies her charm spell, and Sunset finally gives in)
  • Sunset: I don't think so! (Her eyes turn green) I am NOT willing to let all that I have accomplished vanish! (Sneezes)
  • Clare: Then what are you gonna do about it?
  • Sunset:...(Hands Clare the Stone) Take the stone, and (Sneezes) hide it! But first, get this sickness out of my system!
  • Clare: Yes, your grace! It will be my pleasure! (Cackles)
  • Discord: I'd better go! (Teleports away)
  • Sunset:...(Hears rumbling in the distance. She looks out the window to see the rebels and heroes charging towards Canterlot)...Ready the Diamond Dogs for battle after you take care of me and the Stone, too! No more Ms. Nice Empress!
  • Clare: Yes, your grace!

Chapter 6: Revenge of a Bitchy Centaur

Canterlot Perimeters

  • Taiku: Alright, everypony and everyone! Today is the day we end this reign of chaos and twisted order! (Dubbed as Nostalgia Critic on Suburban Knights) I see in your eyes the fear of being petrified into garden ornaments! Unlike...all the other times we were almost toast, this time, we shall win because this time, we're fighting for something BIG! A day may come when a war with an unfamiliar nation threatens to destroy us all! A day may come when the fate of our worlds hang in the balance! A day may come when we risk the chance to be greater heroes to bring peace! But it is NOT this day! Sure, we may've made mistakes...a LOT, actually. But that doesn't mean we still can't learn from it! There may be a time when our own means of living comes CRASHING DOWN!!! But it is NOT this day!...This day we FIGHT!
  • Mantis: (To Monkey) He's really getting into this.
  • Taiku: So, with all the God-given powers that you heroically wield in these very worlds...STAND, heroes...OF THE UUNIVERSES!!! (Everyone cheers)
  • ???: WAIT!!! (Discord appears) Before you rush in there, there's something you have to know concerning the Empress!
  • Fluttershy:...(To Twilight) Why didn't you tell us what happened to Discord?
  • Twilight: I must've been so busy, I forgot to mention it. Plus, I didn't think about getting HIM back into his senses.
  • Celestia: Let's just hear him out, Twilight!
  • Discord: Clare has come back with the cure for the Empress' sickness, and...well...she was shocked to discover that the Empress has discovered that this is some sort of...alternate reality!
  • Taiku: You mean she found the Stone?
  • Discord: Something of the like, I think she might've overheard Celestia talking about it to the Lodgers. I overheard their conversation, and the Empress was having second thoughts about her life, too! But Clare used her charm spells and her alternate life to keep her from interfering! Said that...in this alternate reality, she was an outcast, and fell into a depression after being expelled from this human school. Now, the Empress isn't gonna let her current life vanish!
  • Celestia: She fell into a depression in this alternate reality?
  • Lord Shen:...Soothsayer, PLEASE tell me this isn't true!
  • Soothsayer: I'm afraid it's not. She wasn't an outcast at all. I've looked into this reality further, and I know that Sunset wasn't an outcast after Twilight defeated her. But I can't explain it here, we do not have time.
  • Taiku: She's right. This time, we NEED to have a plan.
  • Skipper: Well, so much for brute force! (Rico mumbles angrily)
  • Lord Shen: "More then a plan! We need an army to stand some chance against the imperial army!"
  • Taiku: "... Did, I ever get to mention today is the day Warson is gonna make a huge giant invadsion and a series of giant ships are gonna be dropping galactic warriors into Equestia soon?"
  • Icky: "That, would've been nice to known sooner."
  • Taiku: "Well I thought we would've had this resolved by then!"
  • Lord Shen: "This might help us! We could use all the help we can get!"
  • Taiku: "Ok, but I better handle it. Warson trusted me better since we got most of our tools from his empire."
  • Taiku dails up a phone.
  • Taiku: "Hey Warson babe! Listen, a purple mare with us managed to turn the elite guard against Empress Sunset and we're about to enter a battle against the sun imperial army! If you could send a few troops our way, I appreesiated."
  • Warson's voice: "A purple mare converted the elite? Well, that was, unexpected. I guess this won't be THAT hard anymore! But about that request, well, we might be running late cause of the imperial drone ships are giving us some trouble. The Dynasty is not what you would call a "Speed Demon" you know...aside from the hyperdrive system. Can you just hold off any attack until we get there?"
  • The Canterlot gates open and a leagon of Diamond Dogs began to march.
  • Taiku: "I don't think the sun imperial army is gonna make the same promise..... I'm gonna have to call you back."
  • Taiku closes his phone.
  • Icky: ".... Well, we're junked."
  • Po: "No way! We went through too much to give up now! We can beat these guys!"
  • Taiku: "...... Your right Po. So what it's a big army? We're not gonna let it stop us!"
  • Napoleon: "CHARGE?!"
  • Charge trumpet plays!
  • Everyone charges!
  • A Diamond Dog imperial leader: "What? They're charging?!"
  • A Diamond Dog General: "THEN CHARGE BACK?!"
  • The Diamond Dogs charge!
  • Taiku: "Po, Panda bowling ball!"
  • Po: (Curls up into a ball, and rolls straight into 4 Diamond Dogs like bowling pins)
  • Icky: STEEEEE-RIKE!!!
  • Iago: But don't expect us to 'spare' you all! We've got more where THAT came from!
  • Batty: (Flittering tongue in battle cry, and the heroes and rebels run towards the Diamond Dogs)
  • Icky: (Jumps in slow motion towards them, dubbed as Stewie Griffin) SLOW MOTION DIVING AT YOU!!! (The heroes and rebels brawl with the Diamond Dogs)
  • Diamond Dog #1: ALL THESE REBELS, CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE?!? (Suddenly, something big storms in)
  • Insectasaurus: RAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!
  • Diamond Dog #2: It just did!
  • Ginormica: (Kicks off several Diamond Dogs until they manage to tie her down) HEY!! LET ME GO!!!
  • Taiku: Let's hold these guys off for as long as we can, everyone! We need to make sure nobody gets in our way!
  • Twilight: Some of us need to get inside and confront Clare!
  • Rainbow Dash: Count me in!
  • Applejack: Me, too! I've got a granny to avenge!
  • Fluttershy: Uh...go get them? (Her animals start to rush in and attack some Diamond Dogs)...Ooh, ouch! What've I done to them in this reality? Anyway, I'm in, too!
  • Rarity: I've also got some business with her for making my business get in the hands of Polomare!
  • Pinkie: I'll go, too! Friends stick together to the end.
  • Twilight: Great, girls! Taiku, Discord, are you guys coming, too?
  • Discord: Well, I never trusted Clare to begin with, so I'm in.
  • Taiku: I've got to stay here and command the rebels. You guys can go ahead, and we'll cover you.
  • Twilight: Let's go, everypony! (She goes inside with her friends and Discord)
  • Shen: "Our best of luck, Sparkle!"

Throwne room.

  • Clare: "D'oh, why didn't I picked something stronger, like, Giantic Cave Trolls instead of these worthless dog people!"
  • A voice: "HI-YA?!"
  • The door breaks down by Rarity's judo kick!
  • Rarity: "Ok, this pretender of a reality has gone on long enough!"
  • Rover, Fido, Spot the Main Diamond Dogs, and the Dragon Teens appeared!
  • Garble: "You wanna get to the empress? Your gonna have to go through us?!"
  • Discord pulled a magicly appeared lever, and the Diamond Dog Trio and the Dragon Teens fall into a trap door screaming!
  • Fluttershy: "Oh, dragon teens and diamond dogs fell down the hole..."
  • Clare: ".... Aw, rats! Doesn't anything go right for once, GAH?! CERBY?!"
  • The Cerberus breaks in!
  • Clare: "SIC'IM!?"
  • The Cerberus growls!
  • Twilight: "Wait, Cerby's the same cerberus who guards the Tartarus? Huh.... I was wondering where Cerby went after Eagle-Beak's rebelion was stopped."
  • Cerby growled.
  • Fluttershy: "N-n-n-n-n-n-nice, underworld doggie, good, underworld doggie!"
  • Cerby only growled louder!
  • Fluttershy got angery and stern!
  • Fluttershy: "NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, BUSTER?!"
  • Cerby got confused.
  • Fluttershy: Nopony threatens MY friends when I'm around! You should be ashamed of yourself for letting this evil meanie boss you around. You're better than this. Now you had better leave us alone right now, or I'm gonna be forced to let my...savagely-trained animals...to torture you until the very end!
  • Cerberus: (Whimpers)
  • Fluttershy: Okay, I didn't mean to say that. I just think you chose the wrong person to serve.
  • Clare: HEY, I take care of her much better than YOU do with YOUR pets!
  • Fluttershy: (Using the Stare) YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!! (Clare gets scared)
  • Twilight: Hmm, still has a bit of that bounty hunter side.
  • Fluttershy: In fact, you should be back in Tartarus making sure the monsters don't get out. Especially Tirek. Come to think of it, why isn't he at his post?
  • Clare: Well, I took the liberty of making Sunset clone Cerberus so that the clone could guard Tartarus. Tirek won't be going anywhere with the clone guarding the place.
  • Fluttershy: Well, I think this big guy needs some loving. I mean, what has Clare done for you? Has she walked you, has she given you treats? Heck, has she even given you all names?
  • Cerberus head #1: (Suddenly speaks) Of course, my name's Kill! (Everyone is shocked)
  • Cerberus head #2: Hey, I thought I was Kill!
  • Cerberus head #1: No, no, you're Attack!
  • Cerberus head #3: No, I'M Attack, he's Maim!
  • Clare: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA, DESTROY THEM, YOU WORTHLESS MUTTS!!!
  • Kill: Hey, do you mind, lady?
  • Attack: We're talking over here.
  • Pinkie: (Scoffs)
  • Fluttershy: Hey, who's SHE to call you 'worthless'?
  • Kill: Hey, she has a good point! Our master Vladkilloff never referred to us as 'worthless' before. Maybe stupid, but I'm sure he's being passive aggresive about it.
  • Attack: Yeah, I say we teach her a lesson! Let's get her, boys! (They approach Clare)
  • Clare: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that at all!
  • Maim: You're gonna regret being rude to us!
  • Clare: Bad dog!
  • Fluttershy: There ARE no bad dogs, only bad owners!
  • Pinkie: (Chuckles) I taught her that assertive move after seeing that live-action Underdog movie.
  • Applejack: Good to know, Pinkie. Good to know.
  • Clare: (Takes out the Stone) Alright, you want it that way? Then you're no longer my pet, and you're back to guarding Tartarus!
  • All 3 Cerberus Heads: Aw, shi--(They fade away)
  • Fluttershy:...I never knew Cerberus was sentient.
  • Clare: Neither did I.
  • Twilight: Give us the Stone, Clare, and nopony gets hurt!
  • Clare: (Chuckles) Why should I? I've got myself some backup! (Suddenly, Sunset appears still having green eyes)
  • Sunset: Well, treasoner, I finally have you in my clutches.
  • Twilight: Sunset, please! Snap out of it! Don't let Clare control you.
  • Sunset: (Cackles) It's Empress Shimmer to you! And I know your game. Did you really think that I would let YOU take away everything I have? Reduce me to being a depressed human girl? NO!
  • Twilight: Sunset, don't you see? Clare only said those things to tempt you into somepony else! They're all lies!
  • Sunset: SILENCE!!! (Uses her petrifying ability, and fires at Twilight, but Twilight shields herself with her magic)...GRRR!!!
  • Discord: I got this one!
  • Sunset: I don't think so, traitor! (Blasts Discord, and he is back to being stone again)
  • Fluttershy: DISCORD, NO!!!
  • Sunset: I warned you! (To Twilight) Now it's YOUR turn, treasoner!
  • Suddenly, the Discord statue breaks, freeing Discord!
  • Sunset: "WHAT THE!? BUT HOW-"
  • Discord: "HELL-LOW!? Remember the big battle between rebels and your imperal dogs outside? I was freed because of the power of choas, but also, THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS IN A MASSIVE CHOAS, and me being in a statue cracks under the lovelyness of choas! Had this plae been more soaked in Harmony, I would've been a goner!"
  • Clare: "..... GAH?! CURSE YOU RULES OF HARMONY AND CHOAS?!"
  • Twilight: "Stand-back Discord, I must be the one to stand-up to Sunset. Whatever you had plan, wait after I finally have her immobleised!"
  • Clare: "Not if I have anything to say about!"
  • ???: "And you most certainly won't?!"
  • Clare was shock to see Eagle-Beak!
  • Clare: "Professor, Eagle-Beak? Wow, the banishment to tartarus was awful on you! I mean, your old!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I think the real blame goes to time itself. It doesn't really tend to be kind to you in your younger years."
  • Clare: "Uh, Look, Eagle, about my little, rant and rampage back at the camp, I was joking! But now that I, assumed you protacted yourself with some kind of, anti-reality altering robe, maybe you can help me against Sparkle and-" (Eagle-Beak grabs her by the throat)
  • Eagle-Beak: I'M NOT IN THIS FOR YOU!!! YOU NEVER LISTENED TO ME ABOUT THE STONE OF REALITY, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! (Suddenly, Clare used her charm spell on him, and even though he was immune, he is affected by it)
  • Clare: Fortunately for me, I was able to learn a stronger charm spell in this reality! Not even your strongest occlumency training can defend you now.
  • Sunset: I'll take care of this! (Turns Eagle-Beak into stone, and everyone gasps) WHO'S NEXT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: YOU'RE next, bitch! (Flies towards Sunset, but is suddenly turned to stone)
  • Fluttershy/Twilight: RAINBOW DASH!!! (Fluttershy, Pinkie, Applejack, and Rarity are turned into stone as well)
  • Twilight: NO!!!
  • Discord: Alright, that does it!--(Suddenly, he is pinned down by Diamond Dog guards, who reveal the other heroes and rebels in shackles)
  • Iago: I don't get it, how could we suddenly lose to a bunch of dumb mutts?
  • Banzai: HEY, WE RESENT THAT!!! (The Diamond Dogs put Discord in anti-magic cuffs)
  • Sponegbob: "It's because they cheated, Iago. They cheated."
  • Diamond Dog General: "Oh excuse us remembering we can just use the underground to pull a series of surprise attacks, treasoner!"
  • Clare: Well, Twilight, it looks like I'm winning. Now I'm gonna take this time to do something I should've done from the very beginning! (Takes out the Stone of Reality) I'm gonna make sure you were never born to begin with!
  • Twilight: NO! (The Diamond Dog guards shackle her) LET ME GO!!! LET ME GO!!! (Tries using magic, but a Diamond Dog chops it off) AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! MY HORN!!!
  • Clare: You're not gonna ruin things for me this time, Twilight! This time, I'M having the last laugh. Now of you don't mind, I believe it's time you were gone. (The Diamond Dogs put a handkerchief around Twilight's mouth) Alright! Twilight Sparkle, from this day forth, you are no longer--
  • ???: STOP THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY!!! (Celestia and the Soothsayer appear)
  • Celestia: Let them go, Clare! NOW!
  • Clare: Or what? (Celestia prepares to attack) Uh-uh-uh! Don't want to be erased from existence, do you? (Celestia backs down) If you might've noticed by now, Sunset isn't willing to let you bring things back to normal. I've turned your Element Bearers into stone, I've taken away Twilight's magic, and I'm busy trying to get payback! So do NOT interfere!
  • Soothsayer: You think you can win that easily? You know very well that Sunset wasn't in a deep depression in that human world!
  • Sunset: (Laughs) Are you calling her a liar?
  • Discord: Well, if the shoe fits, WEAR IT!!! (The Diamond Dogs cover his mouth with a handkerchief)
  • Soothsayer: Sunset, listen! You're letting Clare trick you into not doing what's right! You're letting her lies get the best of you. Don't you see? You weren't despised by the human High School. In fact, you were celebrated after Twilight left.
  • Sunset: You think I'm an idiot, you old goat? YOU'RE clearly the idiot--
  • Soothsayer: Watch out for that chandelier!
  • Sunset:...What do you mean-- (A chandelier falls on her) OW!!! MY BACK!!!
  • Soothsayer: I also see disbelief.
  • Sunset: WHAT THE--THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
  • Soothsayer: And accusations.
  • Sunset: CELESTIA, YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU'RE THE ONLY MAGICAL PERSON THAT COULD'VE DONE THIS!!!
  • Soothsayer: Followed by denial...
  • Sunset: YOU CALL YOURSELF A SOOTHSAYER?!? YOU'RE JUST SAYING WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT--
  • Soothsayer: --Now? (Sunset pauses)...And cue the frustration. (Sunset yells in frustration)
  • Sunset: IDIOTS!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY SECOND-RATE, RETARDED, KNOW-IT-ALL IDIOTS!!!
  • Celestia: Calm yourself, Sunset. What the Soothsayer is saying is true. You weren't treated badly.
  • Soothsayer: Yes. Again, you were celebrated after Twilight left the human world.
  • Sunset: Oh, yeah? Prove it!
  • Soothsayer: As you wish. (Creates a magic vision for Sunset)

Vision

  • Sunset: "Oy..... Repairing this school felt like it took half of a forth season of a little girl's show. But I better at least get ready for the taunts and the words of rejection and the-"
  • ???: "SURPRISE!?"
  • Sunset: "..... Sur..... Prise.... Party? Uh, I don't know how human customs work, but, where I was from, we're not suppose to throw those who sin surprise parties."
  • Human Pinkie Pie: (Giggles) Don't you see, you knucklehead? Nobody blames you for what you did to the school. (Some of the students look at her angrily)...Kinda. Not even Principal Celestia blames you. In fact, she's surprised by how you gave up your lust for power.
  • Sunset: What...what do you mean, pink one?
  • Human Applejack: She means we all forgive you for your actions.
  • Sunset: Really?
  • Human Applejack: Yeah. Right, everyone? (Everyone is skeptical, and look at Sunset with either hate or confusion)
  • Sunset: Well, where IS Principal Celestia?
  • ???: Over here, Sunset. (Everyone turns around to see Human Celestia and Human Luna arriving with the other crown)
  • Sunset:...I thought I left that crown in Twilight's world!
  • Human Celestia: Well, she took this with her when she arrived, and before we had that party, she returned it to me.
  • Human Luna: Sure the Real Fall Formal Princess was trying to get a magic relic back, but with her gone, we figured out who would be the new Princess.
  • Sunset: Are you saying...
  • Human Celestia: Yes. We're officially making YOU the New Princess even though the Fall Formal was just a couple of months ago.
  • Sunset:...Really? After all I've done?
  • Human Luna: You did no real harm at all, Sunset. You were just a confused trouble-maker.
  • Sunset:...But...I don't deserve this. I don't deserve ALL of this. Sure I have new friends and all, but this is very unnecessary.
  • Human Fluttershy: Oh, but we insist, Sunset. I don't mind too much that you were bullying me before.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: In fact, Twilight knew from the beginning that you just didn't know what you were looking for.
  • Human Applejack: Sure you were a jerk to us, but we noticed that when you first arrived here, you were just as curious as Twilight was.
  • Human Rarity: Some of us even laughed for a bit. But now that I think about it, maybe it was your confusion that made you do all this.
  • Sunset: IT WAS NOT!!!
  • Human Celestia: Sunset, please calm down. What we're trying to say is...you're a good person. Sure you were confused, but you weren't that power-hungry. I'm sure all you wanted was respect and dignity. Now, you have it.
  • Sunset:...You really mean it?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Aw, c'mon, girl, you know it's true! You're gonna have a GREAT time with us.
  • Sunset:...I can't believe this...I'm touched...(Eyes start to tear up, and she gets in a group hug with them) I'm so sorry about all this.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Well, you shouldn't worry much about that. I say we get this party started. (The group cheers, but everyone reluctantly cheers with them)

Later...

  • Sunset:...You know, I can't help but feel that I'm missing something.
  • ???: Sunset? (Sunset looks to see Human Flash Sentry sit right near her)
  • Sunset: Flash?...What're you doing here?
  • Human Flash: Well, I thought about a lot of what you did months ago, and while I may not have appreciated you that much in the past because of you being my girlfriend so you could use me as a means to an end, I guess I've learned to get used to it. So...if you don't mind...would you like to dance with me?
  • Sunset:...You mean it?
  • Human Flash: Absloutely.
  • Sunset: But...aren't you already together with Twilight?
  • Flash: Well, she did mention before she left that she met someone similar to me before she came here. And I'm guessing that they'll be together eventually, so I guess that means that I'm free to date you...you know...just in case she doesn't work out.
  • Sunset:...I guess that technically does make sense.
  • Flash: So what do you say? Wanna dance?
  • Sunset:...Okay! (They both get up, and start dancing in pony-like gestures)
  • Human Pinkie: LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!!!
My Little Pony Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks EXCLUSIVE Movie Clip

My Little Pony Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks EXCLUSIVE Movie Clip

Reality

  • Sunset: (Breaking down into tears)...I don't believe it!
  • Soothsayer: Well, believe it. Sure everyone seemed to have second thoughts about seeing you, but that didn't matter because the next few days turned out pretty well for you. You and Flash got back together 3 weeks after, and before you even knew it, you became a well-known celebrity for TV shows. Everyone in that world loved you.
  • Sunset: (Sobs)...I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, CLARE!!! (Eyes go back to their normal color) YOU LIED TO ME!!!
  • Clare: I-I-I-I-I-I...
  • Sunset: GIVE ME THAT STONE!!! (Grabs the Stone)
  • Taiku: Thank goodness! I thought we were boned for once!
  • Sunset: (Frees the petrified people) Diamond Dogs, free these guys immediately! (They do just that)
  • Clare: I'd better get out of here. (Tries running, but Eagle-Beak blocks her path)
  • Eagle-Beak: Whoa there, Clare! You're not going anywhere!
  • Clare: I'm not afraid to use my charm spell again, Eagle-Beak! (Suddenly, she was cuffed by the Diamond Dogs) HEY!!!
  • Sunset: Thank you. Now make sure she doesn't escape.
  • Diamond Dogs: YES, M'AM!!!
  • Taiku: VICTORY IS OURS!!! (Everyone cheers)
  • Twilight: WE DID IT!!! (The Mane 6 get into a group hug)
  • Clare: "Wait a minute! You Diamond Dog guys are suppose to be bad guys?!"
  • Rover: "Well, tecnecly, we are, but your an even worse bad guy for screwing with our realities. That makes you alot more evilier then us."
  • Clare: "Fuh, what, HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?"
  • Rover: "We landed on top of your diary. I think Discord placed it there or some-"
  • Clare: "AGGGH?! THIS CAN'T GET WORSE!?"
  • Celisus suddenly appears!
  • Celisus: "BUTT-BURN!?"
  • Celisus touches Clare's flank and turns on his fire powers!
  • Clare: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • Narcotic: "(Gaffowing), Good one's, Celisus!"
  • Clare: "Wait, aren't you guys bad guys too?!"
  • Celisus: "We are, but the professor insists that your a threat of our ability to unite the villain teams MUCH more then the misfits!"
  • Narcotic: "And your just not nice."
  • QP: "And if you thought that black lizard was cruel to your vain vanity, YOU HAVEN'T MET US!?"
  • QP violently rips off her whole hair, from their roots!
  • QP: "Consider yourself, shaved,"
  • QP punches Clare in the face enough times that all her teeth fall out
  • QP: "And toothless!"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "This, (Strangles on Clare) is for messing with my sister?!"
  • Qui: "And this, (Punnches Clare in the face hard) IS JUST SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO COMMIT PHYSICAL VIOLENCE!"
  • Spongebob: "OK OK OK YOU GUYS, YOUR OVER-DOING NOW?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Well excuse us having littler alternative to deal with a villain who harms other villains!"
  • Cynder gave a little smile. She knows Qui is gonna deny it, but she can obviously see that Qui has some good, even if Qui is always gonna say some overly complincated excuse or say that Eagle-Beak told her to.
  • Celestia: "Eagle, I just wanna say, thank-you. I'm, surprised you of all people came to aide us."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Don't, read too much into it, it's mainly because even I have standerds against altering reality for petty revenge. I am still.... Not that pure, Celestia.... Once we return to the proper reality, I will, return to my own attempts of power, cause.... Equestia's never gonna accept me no matter what. Thanks to friendship, actselly managed to salvage Luna. It made my plan to turn Equestia into a war nation look like it wasn't going to work in a compairable match. I am forever an outcast, just like the rest of socity's underbelly."
  • Celestia: "Eagle-Beak, I-"
  • Lord Shen: "It's best not to bother, Celestia... It, doesn't look like he might be able to let go of darkness just yet. I know you didn't meant for him to suffer after the Nightmare Moon fiasco, but, he does have some point. We try to prematurely make him reform, the ponies won't open up to him, espeically not Shineflare and the unicorn council in that current state of mind of theirs!"
  • Celestia: "(Sigh).... Your right.... Someday.... but not today."
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... But, to give Celestia some benifit that, I'm not ALL ill wills, I will give some, minor, contributions on this, "plan" about purifying a dangerious artifact to benifit a Ms. Harshwinny and the guard Shining Armor. But that is all. Afterwords-"
  • Icky: "We know, your gonna go back to be a dick again after words! In that cause, you can expect us to put a monkey wrench in whatever complincated and mad-genius plan you throw at us the next possable ineditable time we tango!"
  • Eagle-Beak: Yeah, that'll be the day. Now, let's get this over with.
  • Sunset: Indeed. (Begins using the Stone) From this day forth, reality will go back the way it was! (Suddenly, black lightning appears in the sky as multiple people disappear, all except for Clare)
  • Clare: No! No, no, no, no, no! NO! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(Disappears)

Chapter 7: Returning to Reality

Twilight's Room

  • Twilight: (Wakes up in her room the way it was in her kingdom. She's an Alicorn again, and her horn isn't broken anymore)...Wha...was it all just a dream?
  • ???: Heck, no! (Her friends appear near the doorway) It was all true! Everything is back to normal!
  • Twilight:...(They all get into a group hug) But wait! We forgot to make the stone pure so we could use it to give Harshwinny Shining's and Cadnece's child!
  • ???: "Sparkle, I may be misguided, but I'm not heartless."
  • Sunset is seen with the stone.
  • Sunset: "Appearently, if your the one using the stone, you remain uneffected, but my true memories and the ones I got from the reality remain and returned."
  • Twilight: "Sunset! But, where's Eagle-Beak, Sing Jin Sue, and Qui and her group?"
  • Sunset: "(Sighs), I guess I must've accsidently sent them back to wherever they came from. I guess that fight must've damaged their anti-reality altering robes. But don't worry, I gave some of that robe to this little tyke."
  • A little colt with a color of Cadence with the mane of Shining Armor wearing a piece of uncorruptable robe is seen.
  • Sunset: "So, are we gonna make this stone more user friendly and uncorruptable, or what?"
  • Twilight: "But where is Clare? She might attempt to get the stone again and cause trouble!"
  • Sunset: Taken care of.

Boot camp.

  • Clare is now an Orctaur (A Centuarian Orc).
  • Clare: "MY BEAUTY?! IT'S RUINED?!"

Twilight's room.

  • Sunset: "After that, she won't ever wanna mess with reality again."
  • Applejack: "Well, serves her right. Maybe it would teach her not to be so caring for vanity."
  • Twilight: (Sees the little filly) And...what's the little filly's name?
  • Sunset:...Galiax.
  • Pinkie: Hey, isn't that from that--
  • Applejack: Yes, it's a good name, sugar-cube.
  • Twilight: Well, I suggest that Shining Armor and Cadance shouldn't know about the filly's existence until it's time. Besides...what happened to Gary? Is he back to being a nobody again?
  • Sunset: Well, actually, I made sure that wouldn't happen again.
  • Twilight: You did?
  • Sunset: Yes. I used the Stone to alter a bit of reality so that you never let Russel abused him, and that he wasn't sent to that boot camp. In fact, right now, he's right here in this castle waiting for you. In that cause, the sooner Merlin and Celestia purify this stone so any untended consinquences are prevented, the better.
  • Twilight: Really?!?
  • Fluttershy: Well, that was awfully nice.
  • Twilight: I must see him! (Runs out of her room with the other ponies close behind)
  • Sunset: Well, No doubt the lougers are gonna come her soon to take this thing to the basement. Incredable we're not gonna purify it at all. Kinda pointless we even talked about that if it's gonna end up in a basement. After that, I better get home soon.
  • Rarity: "Well I still it's a good idea to purify it just for the sake of keeping it from being misused again."

Castle Throne Room

  • Gary is seen sighing in some regret at his seemingly cracked statue, implying it was just recently repaired.
  • Gary: "What a tangled web I had wevved back then...."
  • Twilight: (Appears and sees Gary is alright) GARY!
  • Gary: TWILIGHT! (Both get into a hug)
  • Twilight: I'm so sorry for what I did to you.
  • Gary: Oh, it's alright. Sunset was actually willing to get me out of that boot camp.
  • Twilight: You remember that?
  • Gary: Of course. Sunset told me what happened. But now that she's changed my fate, I forgive you. It's good to have you back.
  • Twilight: The same for you, Gary.
  • Rainbow Dash: So, Twi, I guess this means you're not gonna be crying in guilt over him anymore?
  • Twilight: I might still be haunted with it, but yes. (The Lodgers, Guardians, and Taiku's Gang arrive)
  • Taiku: I told these guys about our adventure, Twilight. They were amazed. Apparently the only ones who weren't affected by the Stone are the only ones that remember it. Like me, your friends, and you.
  • Twilight: Yeah, but Sunset told me that Eagle-Beak and his accomplices have forgotten about it thanks to his protective cape being damaged. Sunset told me she brought a piece of it to Cadance and Shining Armor's alternate child.
  • Taiku: But was Sunset able to make sure that foal stayed in existence?
  • Twilight: She did. In fact, the foal's not a foal anymore. Told me his name was Galiax.
  • Discord: You mean like that Brony Fanfiction story?
  • Pinkie: I was just thinking that!
  • Twilight: But I think Cadance and Shining Armor shouldn't know about it yet.
  • Shining Armor: Oh, we already know, Twilight.
  • Cadance: We actually decided against having children so we can focus on running The Crystal Empire. It was nice to take Galiax into the hooves of Harshwinny. Though I don't know how easy it will be for her to raise a colt.
  • Kairi: I'm sure she'll be fine.
  • Toothianna: Yeah, raising a child isn't TOO hard for someone to handle...much.
  • Icky: "So, this was certainly one heck of an episode. This episode changed more canons of the SAF series then any intended game-changing Season finale would do! But something tells me Eagle-Beak would find out eventally we know about him now cause of Clare, cause eventally he'll, probuly sense that reality was previously altered greatly and changed whatever crazy gameplan he has for us!"
  • Taiku: "I wouldn't put it past him. Eagle's a smart hybreed of birds and felines. He'll realise something's a miss soon enough."
  • Shifu: "And based with what we know, it doesn't look like he'll forsake his darkness anytime soon."
  • Cynder sighs.
  • Cynder: "That goes double for Qui and friends."
  • Viper: "And my sister. I'm so confused as to why she's helping Eagle-Beak all the sudden."
  • Shenzi: "Something tells me that since that old bird-lion thing really did helped Qui re-learned corruption magic, it's a safe bet we ain't done with neither of them yet."
  • Banzai: Yeah! Things are gonna be pretty bad for us once he returns.
  • SpongeBob: But as always, we'll be waiting. But for now, let's continue celebrating another job well done.
  • Pinkie: Totally! LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT!!!

This music plays!

Blink 182 all the small things lyrics

Blink 182 all the small things lyrics

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  • ???: (During the middle of the song) Twilight! (Twilight turns around to see another familiar face, Flash Sentry)
  • Twilight: FLASH! (They both hug) You came back to see me.
  • Flash: Well, I heard you got your own kingdom 2 days ago, and thought I'd come to see it after 2 cameos in the series. Plus, it's been a while since we last hung out.
  • Twilight: Well, I guess this party feels complete now.
  • Flash: Yeah. (After pausing, they suddenly kiss)
  • Iago: (Seeing this, laughs)
  • Twilight: IAGO!!!
  • Iago: What, I was just kidding? (Flies away)
  • Twilight: (She and Flash laugh) They're comical heroes, what're you gonna do?
  • Flash: Come on, let's go celebrate, your highness.
  • Twilight: It'll be my pleasure. (They both start dancing as the song continues)

Epilogue

Eagle-Beak's hidden fortress.

  • Eagle-Beak sighed.
  • Sing Jin Sue: "What's wrong master?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I'm afriad, a certain plan may have to be altered a slight, thanks to Clare."
  • Sing Jin Sue: "What do you mean? What did this, "Clare" do?"
  • Eagle-Beak:...Don't you remember?
  • Sing Jin Sue: No.
  • Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) Clare is one of my old accomplices who recently altered reality, and we were forced to help the heroes bring it back to normal. Now, thanks to her, we have to change plans. She's exposed our cover, so we're gonna have to hit Twilight and her friends when they least expect it.
  • Sing Jin Sue: Okay, so when are we gonna strike, then?
  • Eagle-Beak: I don't know. It could take a few more months to re-design the plan. I'm glad Sunset had Clare's charm and life taken away. She deserved it.
  • Sing Jin Sue: "So, are still gonna include those pirates of Blot?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Yes, but it must wait until the heat dies down. Until then, check up on Qui and be sure to keep her from doing something even more stupid, would you?"
  • Sing Jin Sue: Yes, sir. (Slithers away)
  • Eagle-Beak:...(Sighs) Making a revenge plot is gonna be harder than I thought. At least it can't--...Nope, I'm not even gonna say it! I'm not even gonna-
  • An anvil hits Eagle-Beak!
  • Eagle-Beak: "GAAAH?! SING JIN, IF YOU HAVEN'T LEFT YET, GET THE FIRST AID KIT?!"

Elsewhere...

  • Karma Fairy #1: (Giggles) I LOVE my job!

THE END

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