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Safety or Freedom is the 51st Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Mieber is an Alternate UUniversal world with a single governing body that takes world peace to a far extreme, as they have outlawed alcoholism, smoking, and even swearing. Their rights threatened, protests and rebellions broke out, healing the crime that was thought lost forever. There is even an underground society consisting of underground railroads and tunnels where people do whatever they want, all while avoiding the watchful eye of the 'corrupt' society on the surface that presents itself as orderly. The Underground seems to do well in fighting against the governing body, but some areas in the Underground are placed under their custody. Though it will never seem to destroy the Underground entirely because there are over a thousand circuits that encompass the entire planet. To this day, the governing body considers it a priority to finally put an end to this Underground, but has never succeeded for ages. At first glace, it's easy to assume that the government in is the wrong because of common experiences of rotten governments by either tyrants or at the least well-intentioned but morally askewed, incompetent or even short-sighted rulers and that the rebellions are good because of the whole "Everyone loves a rebel" thing that's always dominant in society, and one can't help but to sympathize with the rebellion more because of the incidents. However, in truth, in this case, the Mieberian government is actually in the right for doing all this. The deaths it caused was because real dangerous weapons were threatened and the enforcers were left with little to no options and had to protect the people that would've been unintentionally killed by the protesters. A basic case of "sacrificing the individual in favor for the millions", with sadly mixed results since the protests were otherwise over mundane things, which helped even little that it's leader, President Hackagon, doesn't exactly tend to sympathize those that fall victim to enforcer hands other then "They couldn't've been saved". However, it's not out of being heartless, but because, the Mieberians needed a leader who avoids the primal weaknesses of usual sentience because the Mieberians are among the most corruptible beings in the AUU. Because of being hit by their red sun, named Corruptus, via a solar flare, the ancestors of the Mieberians were effected by it's radioactive waves where they simply become rouge for submitting too much to basic wants and needs. It lead to many countries formerly under separate rulers to declare war on each-other because of being corrupted by this flare. The world had to be saved and united by the Hackagon clan by defeating all of the original leaders and claim the world under a controlled lawful good utopia. Sadly, it didn't extinguish the corruption at all. In fact, it was kept strong thanks to the President's less understanding well intentioned brother Rea Buhl Hackagon, not understanding his brother's intentions and mistook it as a typical becoming of a control-freak tyrant, foolishly not believing in the Corruptus sun and mistook it as an ancient legend made up by control freaks to justify the control of everything, not realizing that he was corrupted by the effects of the flare. Rea was responsible for the underground society at all and has caused the infecting corruption to grow stronger and stronger, to the point that the "Heroic Underground" have recently started to resort to terrorism on military buildings and strategic points for the name of "Freedom", with Rea being too sick in corruption to realize the atrocities he's creating. The only person besides the president who sees this is a more moral Underground leader and a double agent advisor to Rea named Tollund, who convinces the president to take drastic measures because Mieber is going to get worse if they don't. So the President finally decides that he alone can't fight the underground and can't allow this to continue and has decided to call for aide of the Heroes Act. However, the Grand Council seems extremely reluctant to give aide to Hackagon due to his "controversial" status for his ruling standards and is debating on whether to do that or just give Mieber the relief of being without the president in favor of Rea, only for the Council to finally decide to send the heroes there at all because of implications of terrorist attacks. However, both Magnum and Samantha are both unsure of heading to the planet due to it's so far "Harmless" sun radiation from the solar flare storm and would rather stay behind to call for help in case something goes wrong. Unfortunately, Rea's negative influence infects the rest of the Heroes Act's thinking and they start to support him as he plans to use them to his advantage against his own brother. Predicting this and Samantha finally knowing for sure that the Red Sun is infected by very powerful dark Magelio magic, they call for the help of the Lodgers to help them find a way to purify the sun Corruptus and prevent Rea from making the Heroes Act look like terrorist supporters and avoid an ugly Interuniversal mess in the making, and uniting both the Orderly Utopian City and the Underworld and reuniting brothers that were drifted apart by Corruptus, and have them work together to help the people better understand everything about the influence of the corruptive energy of the red sun even after it is purified, believing that the damage is done and that Mieberians are still the most corruptible beings ever and that compromises must be accepted. All the while, having to make sure that the over zealous general on the utopian side, General Glutus Maximus, and a violent rebel on the underground side, the source of the terrorist uprisings, Farre Killebrew, are kept from making things worse and put in their places for good. So the Lodgers and Heroes Act are guided by Tollund to fix the problem once and for all, and at the very least tone down what made the Underground how they are in the first place.

Transcript

Intro Theme (Justin Timberlake- Can't Stop This Feeling)

Justin Timberlake Can't Stop the Feeling Lyrics Video

Justin Timberlake Can't Stop the Feeling Lyrics Video

Chapter 1: The Planet Mieber

  • (Chronicler):... Safety vs. Freedom. A phrase that has been controversial in one way or another. Sometimes, we don't know which is the right choice, and which one isn't. Freedom to do what we want, or safety of society. Sometimes, personal liberties are important to people even in our worlds and beyond. Which is the greatest debate that will be asked in this new adventure in the Alternate UUniverses....

AUU, A Simple Planet

  • (This music plays)
Mirror's Edge Music - Shine

Mirror's Edge Music - Shine

  • A Female Voice: This, is Mieber. A simple enough planet. A closer look would reveil, life.

Closer to the Planet

  • A very well organised city similar in architecture to Glass from Mirror's Edge was seen, except with a blend of alien technology. It was filled with orderly life. The Mieberians, who all are dressed in futuristic spandex.
  • (Voice): "Mieber, is a planet of high order. Everything, must always be orderly, civilised, and perfect. Submitting to primal urges is greatly forbidden. Not even the likes of addictive suntences like drugs and alcahol. They're not even allowed-"
  • A Mieberian citizen hit his foot to a mailbox!
  • Mieberian: "OH, GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS!? MY FLIPPING FOOT!?"
  • (Voice): "To cuss. Now, a normal socity would find this to be very out of the ordenary and extremely un-nessersary to make order, even if drugs, alcahol, and bad languise are the shorce of problems, but.... It's more then that..... You see...... Mieberians are the most easily corruptive folks in the AUU. Even so much, as a tiny shot of beer, will drive a Mieberian violently insane..... And how is that possable? Well..... Our story will reveil that in time. It all started when this orderly world, was plauged by it's rebelious problems."
  • An exploution was heard!
  • It was seen that a local bank was blown up, for not riches, but for the hell of it, as dirty, unkept, and non-futuristic clothing dress wearing rebelers with messy hair (if mammel or were capable to have hair), crooked and monsterious looking teeth, armed with primitive guns (Which are basicly normal guns of today, but are primitive by AUU standerds), are running from the explouded bank and hooting and hollaring like madmen!
  • A massive Bull-like Brute came out, as he gave up a narly nasty-toothed smile, contented with his successful attack.
  • The Mieberians escaped in very organised cars and away from the beastly rebelers before they get caught!
  • (Voice): "Believe it or not..... Many other worlds, root for these uncivilised and crazy beings. Why? Because they, are rebels.... And in an unfortunate standerd, people love rebels. Ignoring that these people, do not match the kind of standerds good rebels obey."
  • A Rebel destroys a mailbox with his gun and sets mail on fire!
  • Another Rebel steals candy from a Mieberian infant as a panicing mother takes her crying baby away from the greedy jerk!
  • A big bodied rebel wedges a poor Mieberian kid and laughs like a stupid brute!
  • Five male rebels began violating an mieberian woman and took turns!
  • (Voice): "If you were expecting these rebelers to be heroes, then may I ask you look else where for that. This is not your average story where the noble rebelion fights for freedom against an oppressive goverment. Though these barbaric bullies do want that, they don't understand that by submiting to their basic urges, they are becoming corrupted under the enfluence, of the Mieberian Sun.... Corruptus. In due to a solar flare storm from many ages ago, it caused radioactive corruption that causes people, to become vile, disgusting, violent, stupid, bullying, spoiled, uncultured brutes! And that's only their nice quilies. A particularly nasty rebeler, named Farre Killebrew, (the camera returns to the evil smiling Bull brute) this would be him, has began to encourage the rebelers to destroy goverment buildings, millaterry bases and stragtic points....... In basic terms..... He's turning the rebelers, into terrorests."
  • Farre Killebrew: "(LAUGHS)! Magnifisent!? The fight for freedom has never been more exsellent?!"
  • A dark and brooding Peacock-eqse raptor came form, dressed like a 19th centuary noblemen.
  • (Voice): "And this, is the rebeler leader who allowed it to happen. He is, Rea Buhl Hackagon. Yes, I know it is unusual for him to have a female first name, but, it was what his parents choosed for him.... They believed in being, unconventional. But they did added in the "Buhl" part of his name to give him a, mascilent balence to discourage bullying."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... You did well, Killebrew. The best way to turn people against order, is to make them think that it can't protect them from the powerful punches of freedom. And already, (sees a flag with a symbol of a peacock-eqsed raptor representing order), the orderlies are in a panic!? (Pulls out a lit malotov and throws it at the flag, destroying and burning it)! LONG LIVE THE FORCES OF FREEDOM!?"
  • ???: "YOU TASTELESS FANACTIC!?"
  • Rea Buhl looks angerly as an alternate gazelle defending her scared son.
  • The mother: "Is THIS your idea of just trying to get the goverment to legalised brain cell destroying alcahol, addictive drugs, and naughty words? YOU JUST RESORT TO TERRORISUM?! And you destroy people's wealth in the progress?! WHY WOULD THE OTHER WORLDS ROOT FOR THIS?! IF THEY KNEW THE KIND OF MONSTERS YOU REALLY ARE, THE GRAND COUNCIL WILL HAVE YOU ALL EXICUTED FOR THIS!?"
  • Farre snorted in anger, but Rea Buhl stopped him.
  • Rea Buhl: "No need to be Farre OverKill again, Farre..... She's an old friend."
  • Farre Killebrew: "..... Ahhh..... An old friend eh? She can be a use to us..... BOYS?!"
  • Three extra rebelers appeared, a short, insane frog alternate, a short-necked Giraffe alternate, and a sling-shot horned rhino alternate.
  • The Insane Frog bounced at the mother and screamed and laughed maniacly as he pointed a sword at them!
  • Frog: "STAB STAB STABBY!? (LAUGHS)!"
  • Short-neck Giraffe: "No no no, Mr. Smooth. Not kill. Not kill. We kidnap."
  • Mr. Smooth: "RANSOM!? STABBY IF NO PAY!?"
  • Sling-Shot Rhino: "Actselly, I think it's more like taking to be drafted into becoming one of us I believe so."
  • Giraffe: "Right you are, Mr. Nose."
  • Mr. Smooth began to tie the mother and child in chains!
  • Mr. Nose: "..... Uh, Mr. Stalky? You sure taking these two away from the surface world is a good thing?"
  • Mr. Stalky: "Allchourse it is. We're rebels. We're fighting for the most basic of civil liberties. We're the good guys."
  • The Mother and Child were gagged with Mr. Smooth's dirty socks as he laughs!
  • Mr. Smooth: "SOCKY SOCKY!?"
  • Rea Buhl came close to the mother.
  • Rea Buhl: "I am sorry, my dear sweet Janleentia, but this for you and Maaphu's own good. Take them underground."
  • Mr. Stalky, Mr. Nose and Mr. Smooth took the two underground back into the ruined bank.
  • A Rebeler: "OH NO!? GENERAL MAXIMUS IS COMING!?"
  • (Voice): "And then comes the most underappresiated heroes of Mieber. It's enforcers."
  • The Mieberian forces came in from Star-Wars Clone Wars like-shuttles and began to land with cool halo series like battle gear and advance and proper AUU weaponry!
  • A Yateron general with a large butt came in.
  • Yateron: "FIRE?!"
  • The Mieberian forces began to overwealm and one-sidedly took down and defeated the rebelers, while invisable sheilds protect the soldiers from the rebels' primitive weaponry.
  • Rea Buhl: "WE WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST GLUTUS!? RETREAT?!"
  • Farre Killebrew: "FALL BACK, YOU MAGGETS?! FALL BACK!?"
  • The remaining rebelers began to retreat!
  • the rebelers that were left behind and survived were captured by the soldiers as the soldiers began to correct the crimes commited by the rebelions, earning the Mieberians' respect.
  • The Yateron: "...... I love ze smell of a failed rebelion attack in ze morning."
  • His personal LT., A female Hymenovespula UUniverseal like Magnum, came in.
  • Yateron: "LT. Sting O' Peration, report."
  • Lt. Sting: "General Glutus Maximus, I have dire news. Janleentia, and her son, have been captured by the rebels. It's likely that Rea Buhl plans to corrupt her."
  • Glutus: "BLAST?! Then we must alarm the president and make an attack to stop this! We cannot and WILL not tolerate this! After what those rebelers did to my family over their primitive wants for freedom and their sickening primal urges for unhealthy habits, I swear that I will NOT let them get away with this! I will put all of those animals to death, even if it's the last thing I do!"
  • Lt. Sting: "Yes sir."

President's office.

  • The President sees the smoke from his window.
  • The President: "This is the sixteenth terror attack in a row..... Why would my brother resort to this madness?"
  • A Female Peacock-Eqsed Raptor barged in! This is assumingly the sectratary.
  • Sectratary: "...... Gamton...... Our brother...... He struck again, and this time, he kidnapped Janleentia and Maaphu..... Glutus requests a new attack against their underground base.... Your desidion?"
  • The President: "..... A new attack would be risky..... Janleentia and Maaphu will only be saved, if we enlist outside help..... We can't afford to battle this alone. The rebels have truely became dangerious, sister...... Make a call for the Grand Council."
  • Sectratary: "Why? They won't listen."
  • The President: "I won't expect them to believe me on my intentions, but even THEY would not dare to encourage terrorisum! By moral obligation, they will have to reckindise that this is not the kind of rebelions movies and books fantisize about! They are becoming terrorists as bad as the ones of Iallog! We need Heroes Act presence. Is that understood Ka'Teel?"
  • Ka'Teel: "...... Yes sir. What about Glutus?"
  • The President: "..... Tell him to put his attack on hold, just to be safe, and ONLY as an emergency."
  • Ka'Teel: "Yes brother....."
  • Ka'Teel leaves.

Later.

  • Voice: "And this, is President Hackagon. Mieber's unappresiated savior, who protected the good people from being corrupted by Corruptus. And he has to face the questioning criticisums of less then understanding outsiders once again."
  • President Hackagon is surrounded by halograms of the Grand Council members.
  • Warson: "You know, this is the first in a long time you made a bold attempt to contact us again in spite of your controverseal status. Please keep in mind that we respect your beliefs on how you feel about certain things, and given you wished for Mieber to be vastly orderly and peaceful, we understand."
  • Galeno: "But here's where us being nice to you ends! Mieber used to the the biggest supplier of fine wiskies and medical drugs, and it had a beautiful alcahol and drug industry, as it was also the first Teadr 5 planet at the time, before a certain war, that gotten involved with advancer planetary trades, but, when your clan banned them, those industries died out! Your planet had a massive downfall of jobs! It's a miricle the ecomamy of Mieber managed to stay strong after that!"
  • Bayo: "Not to mention that it lead to many cancelations of Mieber's part in the many trades Mieber was partnered with because of this! Those worlds felt inconvinenced without Mieber's co-operation."
  • Taleen: "I understand why you felt strongly about the things your clan banned. Drugs can be used wrongly. Alcahol is the most unhealthy drink ever, no bones about it. And nobody likes a potty mouth. But..... Are you sure you're not going too extreme with this? Contuary to popular belief, your a nice guy, and I'm sure your brother is just not understanding you, and I felt the same way with my 9 older sisters, so I been there, but, aren't people entitled to those things even a little bit? We would understand if you want to still be strict about those things, but-"
  • President Hackagon: "With all due respect councilers, I didn't call you all up for free lectures on something I already know how to do! Believe me, I know this sort of life is unorthendox, but it is our life, and we Mieberians of order wish to live like this. Alchahol destroys brain cells, drugs are linked to crimes and addiction, and for foul languise... It's purely for the children's sake. We don't want them to grow up with potty mouths, do we? (The Councilers muttered in relucent agreement). Besides, I came to call you because I want Heroes Act assistence in Mieber's rebellion problem."
  • Jling Sling rudely laughed!
  • Jling Sling: "Bad news, you silly control freak! The last tyrant who tried to ask for their help was Foul Cheese! They helped a bunch of pirates instead and HE was the one who was arrested! Trust me! The minute the HA even minorly interacts with those rebels, YOU'LL be the one they'll gun for! In fact, we should vote on whether we should send the HA down there anyway to help the rebels, JUST TO SPITE HIS SORRY-"
  • Warson: "JLING! Do kindly remember that we're not allowed to express THAT kind of languise here."
  • Jling Sling: "Oh right, those silly laws of his. I still say we should vote on siccing the HA on him and liberate this sad excuse of a world in Rea Buhl's faver and make said Rea the new leader! All in faver?"
  • President Hackagon: "Hear me out, good councilers, before you make a ghastly desidtion that could throeredly compromose your positions. I'm afraid the rebels of Mieber had recently started to do things that make them no longer like the rebels of fiction or different circumstances. My brother has mindlessly desided that "freedom" is worth becoming terrorists!"
  • The Grand Councilers were shocked by this.
  • Jling Sling: "...... AHEM! Ok, scratch the vote then."
  • Lotus: "YOU, have made a very strong and bold claim, Hackagon. You have evidences to support this to save yourself from looking like another Bross?"
  • President Hackagon: "I do. See for yourselves. Ka'Teel, show them the buildings that were attacked by the rebels." (A hologram was played where the buildings were attacked by crazy rebels turning terrorists, including the 16th one recently.)
  • Jarvis:... Hmm... This may be serious. Very well, we'll send in the Heroes Act. But know this, Hackagon. We will warn them to brace themselves in this mission because we need to be cautious on whose side they need to be on. If these rebellions turn out to be doing this for good enough reasons, you will have to answer to us. And if THEY turn out to be the villains here, then we'll see what we can do about the matters at hand.
  • Hackagon: I assure you, these Underground factions are a huge problem. They're threatening our way of life.
  • Lotus: Yes, but we're just being precautious. Even WE have no idea whose side we need to be on right now. This Underground might be doing this either to just be jerks or for being simply misunderstood. Weird coming from someone like me considering my own bad history with terrorisum, I know! Point is, the Heroes Act have dealt with situations similar to that before.
  • Calixto: Exactly. So be sure you can be prepared if this turns out to be a misunderstanding.
  • Hackagon: I understand. Hackagon out. (Turns off the holograms)
  • Ka'Teel: "Those people basicly warned you that our only hope will turn on us in the blink of an eye! And you're, ok with this? You're ok with your sovergeny and our beautiful utopia being at risk because of the HA turning on us? You know your brother is a netourious lier! He'll trick them into foolhardingly join them, and then corruptus will-"
  • President Hackagon: "There's more to this then meets the eye, sister. I suspect that at least two of them, the magic users, will be very cautious of being near Mieber because they can sense the negitive enfluence of Corruptus. They would choose to be left behind while the rest will go. And should what you say happen, that will make the remaining two alarm the real help I needed."
  • Ka'Teel: "..... (Laughs). You clever dino. I get ya. Turn this into a emergeny situation and alarm the even stronger heroes! But, won't they fall for your brother's lies as well?"
  • President Hackagon: "The Lougers are a more balenced force. They know better to trust the word of steriotypes and bias. They're open to alternate truths. And they know when not to doubt things that sound, unusual."
  • Ka'Teel: "But, why not just ask for the Lougers too?"
  • President Hackagon: "Because I want the misfits to be a surprise. Fortunately, my brother isn't one for current events. He would most likely not expect it. If I had asked for the misfits with the HA, that would've risked having my brother knowing about them sooner, and while the Lougers are great, they're not perfect, as they would be easily captured by my brother's forces before they can even act."
  • Ka'Teel: "(Scoffs), Ya mean he still hasn't re-establish a way to hear about the news? What, does he also think that the VA is still around?"
  • President Hackagon: "What would your reaction be if I said "It's possable"."
  • Ka'Teel: "..... Yikes...... Then..... Are you sure doing it like this is still a good idea, cause, what if the HA blab about them? Won't that ruin everything?"
  • President Hackagon: "I'll inform them to keep events related to the Lougers and the VA's fate quiet to keep the surprise alive. Just have more trust in me, my sister. The plan will play as intended."
  • (Voice): "And thus, Mieber is about to go through the biggest change of it's very existence."

Chapter 2: Heroes Act Imperiled

HA Base.

  • Magnum and Samantha were seen having a duel stand-off.
  • Zosimo's voice: "Ya'll remember the rules. No cheap shot spells and no tricks. Winner takes all. Loser will have to order take-out."
  • Magnum: "It's time we see who's stronger. The powers of an anichent benvolent spirit, or magilo as a whole."
  • Samantha: "Magilo is capable of feets even gods can only dream of. Make your move, your highness."
  • Magnum: "Ok, I would like to elitterate the fact that, dispite my tecnecal princess status, I'm still one of the team, Samantha, so no need for speical treatment. I want you to hit me like I was Pow-pow or whatever that Screech guy's real name was!"
  • Samantha: With pleasure! HEY, ZOSI! GOT ANY GOOD FIGHTING MUSIC LOOP CHIPS?!?
  • Zosimo: Yeah, I got a few. I've listened to this one. Sounds like a very stylish and techno music from some kind of anime. It's supposed to be from the Alternate UUniverses where the Lodgers live. They labeled it 'Goku vs. Cell'... Whoever the hell those two are.
  • Samantha: Just play it, I don't give a s***. (He does that)
  • Zosimo:... Alright... Begin fight... NOW! (Samantha thought fast and fires a barrage of blasts that Magnum was able to smack away one-by-one as this played)
Goku Vs Cell Theme (Crystal Clear Loop)

Goku Vs Cell Theme (Crystal Clear Loop)

  • Magnum:... Gonna take more than that to beat me.
  • Samantha: That's the plan! (She casts a powerful spell that hits Magnum right in the face, yet she was able to protect herself with a spell)...
  • Magnum:... That all you got?
  • Samantha: (Chuckles) Let's see you endure THIS! (Casts large bolts of magical energy above Magnum and throws them down onto her, as she was able to use a shield to rebound them back at Samantha as she rolled out of the way)
  • Magnum: (She teleported behind Samantha as she got up, and kicked her towards a wall as she teleported as well, kicking Magnum to the ground the same way)
  • Samantha: Cheap trick. They're not allowed, remember? (Magnum teleported away)... (She reacted quickly as she put up a shield which protected her from colored explosive magic blasts, and the two eventually met face-to-face within the shield, and punched each other to the opposite sides of the virtual training room as the music shifted to this theme)
DBZ-Spirit Bomb Theme

DBZ-Spirit Bomb Theme

  • Magnum:... Where the heck did THIS music come from?
  • Zosimo: I'd be damned if I know.  Though, it sounds like it fits perfectly with those Galaxuns in the Xirya System.
  • Samantha: Pardon me sounding like Aulena, but... Less talk, more fight! (She casts homing blasts that Magnum teleported away from as they collided onto each other and exploded)
  • Magnum: (Tried to smack Samantha, but it passed right through her like a hologram)... What the he- (Samantha teleported behind her and kicked Magnum towards a wall and fired a magical beam, Magnum catching herself in the air with her wings and firing another beam as they got into a beam lock, as they held it for 10 seconds struggling to overpower one another)
  • Zosimo:... Well, ain't this an impressive feat. It seems that both of them are about to hit a new record. (A transmission acts up)
  • Voice: Councilman Calixto has requested your presence in the briefing room. A new mission has come up concerning Planet Mieber.
  • Zosimo:... Mieber, huh? (Turns off the music as Samantha and Magnum stopped their beam lock)
  • Samantha:... How did we do?
  • Zosimo: Actselly, something impourent kinda came up. We have a new mission concerning Planet Mieber.
  • Samantha: (Concerned face)... I.... Haven't heard of that planet.
  • Magnum: (Eqully concerned) Well... I think I knew an alcoholic from there when I was still living on Carbungia.
  • Zosimo: We'll have to continue this later. Now let's mosy on down to the Briefing Room. (They all head out)

Briefing Room

  • The group arrived.
  • Xandy: "What's the problem, Calixto?"
  • Calixto: "Earlier today, the Grand Council resheived a request from the goverment of the planet Mieber. A world famous for two things: It's incredably orderly goverment, and it's massive rebelion problem. The world's an ultamate testiment to the complicated queston: Freedom or Safety? Or Vise Versa in some cases. The Planet's goverment was borned after Mieber's "Solar Flare" war that was named after a solar flare that started this world war because as far as we were informed, everyone was afraid of the end of the world due to the fact that it was a solar flare coming from their red sun, and the display of the storm was also, frightening, helped little by the fact it also brought with it sun radiation, which was thankfully proven harmless, but only after the more logical Hackagon clan brought order to the planet by conguring it into a totalarian empire of pure order."
  • Hawkens: "Wow. I reckind that's an extreme way to stop a war."
  • Calitxo: "That's not even half of it. Mieber was once the biggest holder of it's famous Alcahol and Drug industries, but that was before the solar flare war. Afterwords, those industries had long died out when alcahol and drugs were banned, which implied that those things were blamed on why everyone thought one Solar Flare storm, that wasn't even too damaging, was judgement day. Heck, they even banned cursing because, well, I guess is so chldren don't grow up foul, but still, you cannot deny that this's some extreme way to optain peace."
  • Stephenie: "I've heard more extreme methods to do that. (Sternly looks at Hawkens.)"
  • Calixto: "Now, believe it or not, that actselly didn't at first started any problems, ironicly. The people were contented with the changes and the Mieberian ecomamy still manages on without it's alcahol and drug industry. In fact, the planet was WAY better off without it! It used to be a teadr 5 planet, now it's a 2! In hindsight, maybe the bans were actselly relitively good things, and it's almost a wonder why the rest of the universes didn't follow those exsamples....."
  • Zosimo: "Obviously, it eventually DID turned into a personal liberty issue somehow, even if it was never the case before hand."
  • Calixto: "Yes, but not until the time of the two Hackagon brothers, Gamton, and Rea Buhl. The two brothers were once very close. But Rea Buhl misunderstood Gamton's methods of upholding the bans that he felt uneasy about, and it lead to an arguement due to the fact that Rea reveiled he made some questionable friends that outright disapprove of the bans, and well..... Their brotherhood was strained when Rea Buhl rebeled with his discerning friends, started a rebelion uprising and managed to get some Mieberians to suddenly change their position. Espeically after a few instences of protests going south thanks to protesters that had weaponry that forced enforcers to make them choice between protecting the public or letting the maniacs hurt people! Now, we all understood that those were losing situations and people would've died reguardless of what happened, but the rebels and outsiders don't see that. People dying over something as mundane as even so much as the right to curse up a potty mouth storm ended up sending bad messages to even our own council. We're conflicted to believe who's more right and who's not. Safety and Freedom are both impourent, but our universes have a long history of supporting rebels back in the VA days, so, far too many universeals automaticly root for the rebelions without fully understanding the situation. Socity's too accustomed to rebels always being good and goverments always being bad."
  • Miami: "Yikes. Talk about a sibling rivalry gone south."
  • Calixto: "Indeed. I blame the 70's for that. And, because of that controversey, President Gamton avoided asking for our assistence because.... We're, kinda guilty of not fully understanding the full problem ourselves. Even we don't know who to truely root for. Well, originally we kinda leaned torwords the rebels, until Gamton made his first call to us, and informed the council that for some recent time, the rebels started to defelupt terrorist tactics!"
  • The Ha looked concern, epsiecally Samantha and Magnum.
  • Hudson: "..... Wow. Deffently NOT like the rebels I known from stories."
  • Zosimo: "And diffently a disgrace to proper rebelions like the ones from Nimboo!"
  • Calixto: "Looks that way. But keep an open mind. That could easily be because these rebels are beginning to show signs that they lost their way, or Rea started to trust a bad egg in their bunch. Perhaps both in a way. Either way, we cannot deny that this would make rebelions look bad, and would make it hard for people in the entire universes as a whole to trust rebelions if they start to think that they're no different then terrorists. That would end up benifiting legitamently bad goverments, and Mieber would end up being used as propaganda to show why rebels shouldn't be trusted. I hate to say it, but, we have to aide the Mieberian goverment to fix this problem, and that may mean working against the rebelers."
  • Cloakblade: "We actselly don't feel that bad about it. The Lougers helped us understand that we shouldn't judge people based on their profession or allingment, but by their actions. And it's obvious that the goverment wants to protect the people's health and intelligence from harmful and additive products."
  • Telathon: "But what does not allowing folks to cuss have to do with that?"
  • Cloakblade: "Nothing incites violence or crudeness more then curse words."
  • Zosimo: "So it looks like we're gonna have to reform this rebelion, even disban it and bring Rea to make peace with his brother if we have to. Nothing spoils a good harvest like one bad fruit or vegitable. We'll take care of this, Cal."
  • Calixto: "And remember, keep a neutrol mindset. Cause if you end up picking the wrong side, rebelions won't be the ONLY things to lose credability! Grand Council, out."
  • Calixto turned off.
  • Zosimo: "All right everyone, let's go take care of this problem."
  • Magnum: "Actselly, I felt that maybe Samantha and I should stay behind incase the situation is more dire then expected. I mean, a planet with an uncertainy for the moralities of both goverment and rebel forces? If it gets out of hand, we might need the lougers."
  • Xandy gave a coy smile.
  • Xandy: "Are you two sure it's not because your afraid of the old Mieberian Legend? Ya know..... The Sun of (Ghost-like) CORRRRUPTUUUUUUUUS?!"
  • The other Heroes act laughed but Magnum and Samantha!
  • Clifton: "(Calms down after a good laugh), Or, or you don't trust the radioactive sun Maaphus? Even when it has been said to be totally harmless!"
  • Samantha: "It's not that! It's just that, we both felt that you would need back up, so we have to stay behind to do that. Otherwise, other then the Grand Council, how else will the lougers be alarmed of trouble? Cause the Grand Council tends to be distracted by massive meetings that they would realise too late that something's up!"
  • Xandy: "Ok, ok, that's a good point. Never hurts to stragitise when your dealing with forces of debatable morality. We'll give ya a call if we need anything."
  • The HA minus Magnum and Samantha leaves.
  • Nytrox was seen wimpering and hiding.
  • Magnum: "..... I believe Nytrox has just as much of a great concern about Mieber's sun as we do."
  • Samantha: "Animals reckindise darker things more then the unenlighten do. The old Mieberian Legend is too closely simular to the work of the dread dark magilo warlock of the same name, Lord Corruptus. Our friends may be heading into something that is both dangerious, and would ruin their lives. That's why I lied about not knowing about Mieber."
  • Magnum: "I still meant what I said about the alcaholic from the planet, but yeah, I know of it more outside of that too. The Diamond showed me that world once, and it implied that there was more to the solar flare war then just people freaking out. It felt that, Mieberians are far easier to corrupt then normal people."
  • Samnatha: "That's ALSO too simular to Corruptus' work! He can corrupt you into a mindless barbaric fool, for even so much as enjoying certain pleasures!"
  • Magnum: "Then..... I honestly hope that we're just over-worring and that the Corruptus sun really is just an old legend."

Glasion City, Mieber

Mirror's Edge Music - Jacknife (Ambience)

Mirror's Edge Music - Jacknife (Ambience)

  • The Obrah Dropship landed on the landing pad just a few paces away from the goverment building, as General Glutus and LT. Sting were waiting to meet the HA.
  • Glutus: "(Sighs), It's a shame the president has resorted to outsider help, even when he knows they would turn on us quickly. I know well of the Foul Cheese fiasco. Because of his improper ideals for order, the Grand Council has a difficulty in trusting goverments of order like us, even more then what had to be done with the protests. Worse of, the fact that rebels fought against the VA, further causes misconceptions about Mieber's way of life!"
  • Lt. Sting: "I know sir, but we have to understand. The President felt that we can't handle the rebelions alone. We need help."
  • Glutus: "Sting, you and I have lead many successful annexing and captures of many underground rebelion socities AND slew some of the most dangerious rebels of Mieber! Enlisting HA help is needless overkill."
  • Lt. Sting: "That was before Terrorisum started to become a practice for the rebels. At least keep an open mind."
  • Glutus: "..... Very well, Lt. But be made aware that I will not be afraid to bring these vigilanties to justice should Rea successfuly trick them into helping him. You know how Rea is an accomplish lier. Make no mistake. We must be prepared for when the HA to turn on us at any given moment and correct their rebel loving attatudes with a STRONG trial and many re-education programs."
  • Lt. Sting: "Fair enough sir."
  • The HA came out of their ship as Glutus gave an ahtoritive no nonsense stare.
  • Glutus: "Welcome, Heroes Act, to Planet Mieber's glorious capital city of Glasion. I am referred to as General Glutus Maximus, Commander of the Mieberian Order Force. Our motto is: "In a world of choas, Order Preveils"."
  • Zosimo: "(Quietly) Kinda glad the lougers weren't here or else they would've diffently get a kick out of his name. (Openly) Howdy general. We're here about your recent rebels turned terrorests problem. But keep in mind that we're neutrol to both of ya'll until we get the full story. Both of your groups want to make the world a better place. We're just here to keep the peace."
  • Glutus: "Then I will offer my own warning.... If you choose the rebel scum, expect me to be the first obsicle you'll face. I will not hesitate to punsih you and hunt you down like any other criminal."
  • Hawkens: "Worry not sir! Those rebels lost my respect when they desided to become terrorests! My home planet of Keuca was victimised by terrorests of Iallog."
  • Glutus: "As I am well aware. Now, before you are to enter the place, you are to put on Mieberian order suits to show that you are the on the side of Mieber's order and that you'll respect our laws."
  • Stephenie: "Well, if it means maintaining your trust, then I suppose it's appropriate."
  • Vancer: Question, you ever hear of censorbots?
  • Glutus: Indeed, and it was one of our earliest attempts of trying to balance out swearing. Originally, we didn't had the censor bots fully operational because one of the creators died and the others had to make do without that creater's assitence. Fortunately, we recently had a replacement and we got the bots up and running. But they're only if your known to never stop spewing foul languise. The suits will do well enough.
  • Xandy: I don't know, I would feel a bit silly wearing those suits. You sure you can't allow us to still wear our usual outfits?
  • Glutus: Trust me, in part of being a planet of order, we also have a dress code. But don't worry. You can change the appearance. They're digital clothes suits.
  • Zosimo: SHUT THE... Uh... GUNK UP! I thought that technology was only under construction by the Holoverse Corporation for decades.
  • Glutus: Seclusion from the AUU has it's perks... And it's, though very small, disadvantages. Anyway, know that any swearing or offense will be picked up by the glowing orange transmitter on the chest, which will report the offense to us. Now, I know the swearing ban has been around for generions, but it's original writing by ansisterial Hackagons felt, too soft, so I have toughen up the rules as I decreed that swearing is punishable by fines, and if repeated, the amount increases.
  • Nanobyte: Isn't that a little over the top for a penalty?
  • Glutus:...  Excuse me?
  • Nanobyte: "I'm just saying that, it's fine you wanna discourage potty mouths from being potty mouths, but do you had to do it by turning their wallets pitifully empty? What if they cussed by accsident and they end up being on the path of poverty as a result and-"
  • Miami grabbed Nano's mouth nosel.
  • Miami: Don't mind him, sir. He just doesn't know what he's saying. We'll behave.
  • Glutus:... You'd better, because let me tell you something. If you're going to be on this planet, I expect our laws to be obeyed AND respected! If you think you can question my authority because you're the Heroes Act, then you've got another thing coming. Because you are new to this world, I'll let you off with a warning, but ONLY this once! If you are caught swearing, I'm gonna have to fine you. And if you back-talk, resist, or even cross me, you will be arrested and prosecuted until the Grand Council decides your punishment. No exceptions! And trust me, the Grand Council is not afraid to punish their own lap-rogs when they felt you are in need of disaplene, and their valuement and respect for you is limited by their fear of inter-universeal insodents. Am I clear?
  • Miami:... (Let's go of Nano's mouth) Nanobyte?
  • Nanobyte:... Yes, sir.
  • Glutus: That's better. Now, once you all put on the suits at your leisure, we'll escort you to Glasion City Hall, and then we'll- (An explosion occurred)
  • The giant hole in the ground not too far away from where the Heroes and the Order group were seen!
  • A large group of dirty psycoticly laughing rebels climbed out of the hole, still holding their primitive to AUU weaponry standerds guns and charged!
  • Glutus: "THE REBELS?! HOW DID THEY KNOW YOU WERE COMING!? SOLDIERS!? PROTECT THE HEROES ACT!? WE MUST PROTECT THEM FROM THEIR CORRUPTIVE FILTH!?"
  • The Soldiers turned on their invisable sheilds and ready their vastly superior weapons!
  • Xandy shoves Glutus and Sting away!
  • Xandy: "No need to hold our hands, Gluty! We're old enough to fight our own battles!"
  • The HA entered a battle stance!
  • Zosimo: "HEROES ACT, BATTLE STATIONS!?"
  • The HA charged and no surprisingly over-wealmed the rebels!
  • Glutus: "NO YOU FOOLS!? IT COULD BE A TRAP TO LURE YOU OUT!?"
  • ???: "And it worked like a charm!"
  • Rea Buhl, Farre Killebrew, Farre's trio, and a silluette came out of the hole.
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Ahhh, the extravigent HA..... I'm surprised you came to Mieber..... And you gotten much more heroes then I expected..... How are your VA fights doing?"
  • The Heroes act were confused by that.
  • Rea Buhl: "(Chuckles), You're right, irrelivent. Heroes, I am going to offer you lot, a proposeal of Mieber's lifetime..... Help me take over the goverment for freedom's sake, and I will do all in my power to make you all the richest heroes in the universes."
  • Hawkens: "We don't accept bribes, terrorest!"
  • Rea Buhl laughed abit like a loony!
  • Rea Buhl: "Terrorest you say?! (Laughs loudly!).... Oh, my dear boy. "Terrorisum" is such a strong word..... I would like to view it more as.... "Extremer Freedom Fighting"."
  • Stephenie: "We understand what you people are trying to do, but terrorisum isn't the way to go. Whoever is telling you people otherwise is clearly a fanatical madman!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Well that's not very nice to say about Farre Killebrew like that. Poor brute means well."
  • Farre Killebrew: "Indoubtilty."
  • Zosimo: "So, it's ol' hornhead's fault, eh? Well sorry to say, Rea, but he's risking rebelions to have a bad name. We're gonna have to arrest him."
  • Rea Buhl: "How about a little wager? If you can defeat my best rebel, Farre's all yours. But if not.... (Darkly) You're mine."
  • Xandy: "YOU'RE ON?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Ambitious, isn't she? Ok, T... Your on."
  • Hudson: "Wait, it's not the bulath guy?" (The Silluette reveiled itself as a large primate with a large rifle, a blue, white, and red suit, and a mask with a fire-colored lens as this music played)
Mirror's Edge Music - Ropeburn (Combat)

Mirror's Edge Music - Ropeburn (Combat)

  • Rea Buhl:... Meet Rebellion T. Our greatest savior and fighter against the oppressive mistreatment of your wretched utopian dystopia. He has taken on even the best of the MOF. None of you stand a chance.
  • Xandy: Oh, yeah? Then prepare to be surprised.
  • Clifton: Uh, I wouldn't rush in. I've seen that kind of weapon before. One of the Grutt crime bosses from my home planet had a formidable opponent with a gun like that, and it held enough power to handle an army. It's a rare weapon, but for a good reason. It packs a HUGE punch. He's shoot us down with one swipe. But, then again, maybe go right ahead anyway, considering what we were up against before him, big gun aside, he's otherwise no REAL threat! This dude's most likely an amatur since these rebels had nothing but primitive weaponry before this guy! I mean, they RARELY had actcess to even a basic proper modern handgun! He's without a doubt, no more smarter then these people!
  • Rebellion T: I heard that, you know. (Cocks his gun and aims)
  • Hawkens: "That, don't look like he's as stupid as the others."
  • Clifton: SON OF A- (He is blasted by the gun) UUPH!... (He fell to the ground dazed)
  • Rebellion T: Still think I'm stupid?
  • Aurlena: Ok, maybe you have alittle might and fight in ya then these losers, but that is NOT gonna scare us off! Your faction is threatening terrorism. That's something that REQUIRES our attention. So let's leave you with a warning. (Displays her gauntlet blasters) Stand down or we will- (Rebellion T shot her down before she could react)... Ow!
  • Xandy: HOPPING HYDROBERRIES!!! THAT ATTACK WAS ALMOST INSTANTANEOUS!!
  • Rebellion T: Ugh, it's no wonder why the VA was as powerful as it is.
  • Cloakblade: (She disappears, but Rebellion T shoots her down regardless of the invisibility)
  • Rebellion T: "BAM!? Heat detection eyewear scores again!"
  • Nanobyte: AW, COME ON!!! What's a total tush-kicker like that doing with these losers?!
  • Zosimo: RETREAT! (Most of them got away before Rebellion T shot down Vancer, Telthona, and Radcliff)
  • Xandy: (A firefight against Rebellion T erupted as a lot of the Heroes Act got overwhelmed)... Dad gum, he's good!... Ricochet.
  • Gun Voice: Ricochet activated. (She calculates her aim as she fires, the blast ricocheting off of multiple surfaces until it hits Rebellion T in the back as he falls to the ground)
  • Xandy:... But we're better! (Rebellion T got up without a sweat, to the eye-bug out surprise of Xandy, and went towards Xandy's location as she got out running)
  • Rebellion T: Rapid fire stun!
  • Rifle Voice: Rapid fire stun! (He fires as the rate of fire was increased and Xandy was able to find cover as Rebellion T followed)
  • Xandy:... I REQUIRE SOME ASSISTANCE- (Rebellion T reacted quickly as he took out the recovered Clifton)... YIKES, He reacted so quickly- (She dodges another blast) DAAH, HE REACTS TOO QUICKLY! (She could hardly handle Rebellion T until Stephanie charged with a judo kick, but Rebellion T took her out too)... I REALLY wished Magnum and Samantha were here now. (Rebellion T quickly cornered her)...
  • Rebellion T:... You're good, but I'm better! (Aims the gun)...
  • Glutus: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, FOOLS?! STOP THE-"
  • Rebellion T tossed an electric gendrene that zaps the MOF forces into unconjustusness.
  • Rea Buhl: "Ahhh, it's almost depressing that the other rebels can't be like T."
  • Farre Killebrew: "That's why he's the best, sir."
  • Xandy: "You creeps aren't gonna get away with this! For we will- (Rebellion T still had the gun hovered over her face)...... Meep."
  • The screen went black when the gun fired!

Office.

  • Glutus: "Sir, I am sad to report that the rebels somehow knew of the HA's arriveal and have kidnapped them. They will see to it that those vigilanties will be used against us thanks to your brother's talents in lying! Our utopia is in danger!"
  • President Hackagon: "Calm yourself, Glutus. As you know by now, Rebellion T is just a double agent for us. He'll keep the HA from expressing the full story for me. My brother will still be kept in the dark about our true needed heroes."
  • Glutus: "..... Ahhh, so those others are just bait. I love your sneaky dino mind, herr president. I bet the real exterminators are the Lougers and those absint magic users, yes?"
  • President Hackagon: "Indeed."
  • Glutus: "So, do you plan to make the Grand Council aware of this? That way, those vigilanties can't turn them against-"
  • President Hackagon: "No need. The Choosen One and the Magilo User will sense something's wrong and cover both of those grounds."
  • Glutus: "Good enough. But I am still waiting for orders to make attempts to "rescue" the vigilanties. We want your brother to continue thinking that they're the ones we care about after all."
  • President Hackagon: "Not until we know of the main rebel base, Glutus. I rather play this smartly then rashly. That seperates us from the rebels, and seperates victory, from defeat."

Chapter 3: Lodgers Upon Request

HA Base.

  • Magnum:... Okay, so you felt that, didn't you?
  • Samantha: Indeed.
  • Magnum: Then it looks like this is gonna be a bigger problem then we would've hopedI think we'd better contact the Lodgers.
  • Samantha: I'll open a portal. (She did that)

Dragon Temple, OUU

  • Lord Shen: (Some Lodgers were seen in the Pixi Console in a TF2 simulation as 9 Lodgers represented each team with SpongeBob as the Red Soldier, Baloo as the Red Heavy, Sandy as the Red Engineer, Rico as the Red Pyro, Private as the Red Scout, Lord Shen as the Red Sniper, Jumbaa as the Red Medic, Puss as the Red Spy, and Shrek as the Red Demoman, while Skipper was the Blue Soldier, Kowalski was the Blue Engineer, Boss Wolf was the Blue Demoman, Trigger was the Blue Sniper, Icky was the Blue Scout, Gilda was the Blue Soldier, Devon and Cornwall were the Blue Heavy, Nutsy was the Blue Medic, and Lian was the Blue Spy)... Are we really doing this?
  • Sandy: Eh, it beats Phil's training. Besides, what better way to celebrate kicking a bunch of TF2 ripoffs than to play TF2 on the Pixi Console? Kowalski sure made the right choice picking this game among others to convert, with required permission from Valve by the way.
  • Baloo: Let's stop talking, and let's do this!
  • Voice: FIGHT TO THE DEATH! 5...4...3...2...1- (The game got interupted by Magnum's magic)
  • (Magnum): ("Hello? Are we speaking to all the Lodgers?")
  • Patrick: AAARRRRRGGHHH!!! THE TEMPLE IS HAUNTED AGAIN!!! SOMEONE GET THE GHOSTBUSTER COSTUMES AND PREPARE THE NEW PINKIE APP!! AAAARRGGGGHHH!!!
  • (Magnum): ("No, no, calm down! It's me! Magnum, and Samantha from the Alternate UUniverses.")
  • Spyro:... Oh... Well, nice to hear from you. How have Stephanie and Radcliff been doing?
  • (Samantha): ("Let's talk about that later. Right now, we need your assistance.") (All of them groaned in aggravation) ("Aw, PLEASE don't give us that.")
  • Icky: Ladies, if you hadn't noticed, we just got back from a crazy mission in Equestria. Jesus, we were just about to kick back after a major mission TF2 sytile, and then you interupted our game with your magic for yet ANOTHER Alternate UUniversal mission. AND WE ALREADY HAD AN ALTERNATE UUNIVERSAL MISSION BEFORE THAT! I swear, the only thing worse than that will be having it happen TWICE!
  • Baloo: Oh, come on, Ickster. What're the odds of THAT happening?
  • Kowalski: (Prepares to get out his abacus) Well, let's see- 
  • Baloo: That was a rhetorical question, tuxedo bird.
  • Kowalski:... Sorry.
  • (Magnum): ("Well, we apologize for interupting, but please note that it is very urgent.")
  • Lord Shen: "I suppose it's not a GRAVE inconvinence. We can always come back to this later."
  • Icky: "Ehh, why not? The VA's hardly a serious problem anymore. It'll be litterally done in a matter of 10 seconds flat and-"
  • (Magnum): ("It's not the VA this time. This time, it's a group of fanactical rebels in a world of order named Mieber.")
  • Lord Shen: "Fanactical? Well, I guess it means that you are acknowledging that not all rebelers are automatic good. I figured that would be harder for you Alternates to know, given your prior history with the VA and proven good rebels."
  • (Samantha): ("Well, it helped that these rebels are not like the kind we prefered. They kinda went the route of terrorisum.")
  • Icky: "JESUS CHRIST, LADY?! I can understand not being a fan of being in a world of too much order, but S*** BROS!?"
  • (Magnum): ("That's not the worse of it.... The rest of the HA went to help Mieber and were caught by them. They handled the average ones fine, but their best guy, named "Rebelion T", practicly kicked their butts! Now the others are captured. It's only me and Samantha now.")
  • Icky: "Yikes! Wait, why didn't you two went with them?"
  • (Samantha): "Let's just say for now that we have our concerns. We'll explain later."
  • SpongeBob: "Say no more, Magnum. We're on our way!" (The Lodgers went to the van and flew off into hyperdrive)

AUU Space

  • The Van arrives from a portal.
  • Inside of it, the Lougers and Gazelle are seen.
  • Trixie: "Ugh, Trixie was just about to enjoy her soaps until the AUU starts having problems again."
  • Icky: "Hey didn't exactly get to enjoy fake-killing eachother either Trix, so just live with it!"
  • Private: " Also, to be fair, Trixie, it was a universe dominated by alot of villains, so it's to be expected that it's gonna have alot of problems here and there."
  • Skipper: "Exactly! Just because you take down one ginormo dystopia, doesn't mean it's all rainbows and sunshine from here on out! The AUU is gonna take some time to heal from the messes Cynder's mom caused."
  • Sparx: "Speaking of which, why didn't she appeared in the several other AUU episodes?"
  • Cynder: "Well, that's easily because she's already in the AUU and caught up in making up for her mistakes. Cause of it, she's not always gonna be avaluable to help, espeically not for something she doesn't even had a hand in. I called her about Mieber and she insisted that none of the VA made an attempt for Mieber."
  • Iago: "But no damn doubt she had plans to."
  • Cynder: "Surprisingly, no. She said that it's because there's something about Mieber even she knows she would be better off to stay clear from. I don't know why, but it's not nessersarly because of Mieber's well armed order forces, which she said can be easily counteracted by starbots, nor the presence of rebels, even if they had no allience to the rebelions focused against the VA. It's, because..... She doesn't feel right around Mieber's sun."
  • Shrek: "Oh what, was she afraid of a little sunburn?"
  • Kolwalski: "Actselly, it could be because of something about Mieber's sun that caused a "Solar Flare War" borned from an end of the world-based mass hysteria, even though the Solar Flare wasn't even CLOSE to the planet.... It just sort've freaked them out. There is also an old legend about the sun being corruptive, but there was never any strong evidence."
  • Jumba: "And who could blame them? If a Solar Flare does hit a planet, it can potainionally be dangerious depending on what the flare hits! Most part, it can cause power-outages and send folks back to dark ages. At the worse, it can fry the planet like an egg to a flamethrower!"
  • Sandy: "Kinda depends of the power of the solar flare, really."
  • Cynder: "Well it may've not been the end of the planet, it certainly did started a new age..... It was once a pretty average Teadr 5 socity, a sort've 50's era socity, before the ruling clan exselerated tecknowagey to Teadr 2."
  • Icky: "Wow. An aftermath of a war lead to a extremely orderly utopia because of a sun party trick? What's their secret?"
  • Skipper: "I have a gut feeling we're gonna find out."

Vinzotyx

  • Magnum: (She and Samantha jumped onto the van as they reentered space and went into hyperdrive again)... Well, Lodgers, it was great for you to show up. And thanks for letting us come into your van. The HA kinda took the dropship and we're without other means cause we've yet to perfect the other ships.
  • Icky: Yeah sure, no probs, even inspite of our sheer aggravation. Seriously, you two owe us uninterupted hours of simulations of us blowing eachother up in TF2! I mean, I know we technically get breaks since our missions take place on the day the producers get started on the episode, and as long as time doesn't go by that long, we technically get a break until the day the next episode starts. It's freaky.
  • Spongebob: "So, lay it on us about "Mieber"."
  • Samantha: Well, Mieber is known for one thing: Freedom vs. Safety. The government, in response to what I feel is a corruptive star's malicious magic radiation, and cause of an infamous war way back in Mieber's old Teadr 5 days, had to ban "personal liberties", as the rebelion likes to refer them to, which are drugs, alcohol, and hell, even swearing... Which is actually what I did just now. Granted, I have yet to have proof otherwise, but when we arrive to Mieber, I will have my understanding soon enough.
  • Icky: OHHHH, great! It's a world similar to Demolition Man. What are the odds?
  • Magnum:... Don't know what that is, but there's more. Originally, things were okay, but for unexplained reasons, the bans became victims of late-blooming controversey and protests by people who suddenly stopped understanding the goverment's well intentions, and it ended with almost-unintentional and/or forced executions when some of the people threatened murder, even more that the same idiots desided to make their threats legit with guns! It soon escalated until those certain people formed an Underground where there were no bans. The Mieberian Order Force goes out of it's way to shut down this Underground, but conflict just got out of hand.
  • Icky: Aaaand now it's starting to sound like Mirror's Edge. Heh, I wouldn't be surprised if they had their own version of Faith.
  • Lord Shen:... So you want us to help out the captured Heroes Act members?
  • Magnum: Yes. The Grand Council has advised us to be cautious on whose side we need to be on. Who knows if the Underground could either be misguided souls or malicious jerks who want things their way regardless of their condition, the goverment not realising that it's more broken then it believes itself to be, or just a classic case of both sides neither being right or wrong and an ulatmate testiment of the grey areas of Freedom and Safety, so who can really say?
  • Shifu: Well, for now, because of the rebelion's declaration of terrorism, I'm going to be on the Government's side.
  • Po: Me, too.
  • Tigress: Me, three.
  • Icky: Me, other numbers! Let's just all agree, okay? Terrorism is a big no-no, so I don't give a f*** what reasons they have.
  • Samantha: Just remember, Icky, that swear words like that are illegal. Knowing you, you'd better wash your mouth out before entering this world. The MOF general, Glutus Maximus, is- (Some of the Lodgers burst out laughing)... Well, saw that coming.
  • Icky: GLUTUS MAXIMUS?!? WHAT, DOES HE HAVE A BIG BUTT?!?
  • Samantha:... Yes. (They laughed even harder)... (In maxed out voice) BUT DON'T LAUGH AT HIM! (This caught their attention) (Normal Voice returns) He's not the kind of person to laugh at, or cross, DESPITE his abnormally-large rear. He shows no mercy, and he wrote all the penalties to the violations of these long established bans in means to make order more tougher on rebelers. If you even so much as to say 'no' to him, it's going to be like stabbing a Korthian with a fork. At the end of the day, you've got a bent fork and a pissed off Korthian. Though he's not a Korthian, he's a Yatoran. Still, he makes sure that ANYONE who crosses him pays the ultimate price.
  • Iago:... Well, THAT changes everything.
  • Samantha: So we're advising that you comply to their laws, because we don't want to get into trouble with them, which in turn will get us into bad tidings with the Grand Council. When we get there, they'll fit us with digital clothing suits fit with detectors that detect and report a violation of these bans to the MOF. So if you feel like letting anger out through a swear word, then just use a substitute.
  • Icky:... I feel like a replacement is not just as good.
  • Samantha: Well, it's BETTER than a swear word, speaking from a modest point of view.
  • Kaa: "Well, that's, gonna be an issue. Some of us might not be able to wear those suits.... Ya know.... Us snakes for exsample, as well as those with non-bipedial appearences."
  • Magnum: "Oh trust me, that's not gonna be an issue."
  • Patrick: "Why not?"
  • Magnum: "Let's just say, banning alcahol and drugs has unappresiated benifits. No addicting subtences means less stupid people, and more smart people, so tec evolved faster in Mieber then the rest of the universes here. They even have changeable clothes earlier then us. That means, they're capable to provide full-bodied suits for snakes and non-bipedal beings."
  • Spongebob: "Wow. These guys are REALLY dedicated in keeping order. Was this "Solar Flare War" that bad?"
  • Magnum: "Yes, but we're not the accreate ones to explain this to you. That belongs to President Hackagon himself."
  • Squidward: "But what about the Grand Council?"
  • Magnum: "We informed them prior to your arrival in the event that the others' relieability gets.... Compromised, in some way. Agian, Hackagon will explain."

Mieber Space Port.

Mirror's Edge Music - Flight (Ambience)

Mirror's Edge Music - Flight (Ambience)

  • Glutus and the Order Force are seen waiting for the Van to land.
  • The Van does, as the Heroes come out.
  • Glutus: "Welcome to Mieber, the planet of order, and- GOOD OCTOBERFEST!? SOME OF YOU ARE NAKED?!"
  • Icky: "Knew it! This place was gonna be another Pastoon from the start! I totoally, called it!"
  • Glutus: "Ughhhh! Before I continue, you all must put on the suits! And don't hide behind the excuses that your certain forms will not fit them, because we can arrange some customisations to fit you!"
  • Squidward: "Oh yeah? Prove it, smart guy."
  • Glutus: "Sting, give the pantsless one a deminstraightion."
  • Sting chocked her gun.
  • Squidward: (Screams)
  • Glutus: "No you foolish girl, I mean the suits!"
  • Sting: Oh, right. Sorry. (Takes out a small digital device that scans the entire group and digitally constructs suits that fit the entire group)...
  • Glutus:... Thank goodness for these digital technologies.
  • Squidward:... Okay, that's kinda cool.
  • Sandy: Squidward? Can I give you a word of advice?
  • Squidward: Yeah?
  • Sandy: Next time... DO NOT BACK-TALK GLUTUS WHEN YOU WERE TOLD HE HAS AN ATTITUDE LIKE VEGETA!
  • Squidward:... Sorry.
  • Sandy: Now just put on the suits so we can get this over with.
  • SpongeBob: So, we came in response of the Heroes Act getting kidnapped. How do we begin?
  • Glutus: I'm sad to say that if we knew that ourselves, your presence would be un-nessersary.
  • Icky: Oh, sure! It couldn't be THAT easy.
  • Iago: "Well how the he- I mean, how did you people even manage to even dent these guys?"
  • Glutus: "If you mean the times we DID discover their bases, well, that is in thanks to a speical member, but Hackagon doesn't want to compromised his brillient plan in being conventional about this."
  • Po: "..... Ok, be honest. You only called for the HA for a needlessly complicated plan to have us out here by luck of inconvinence, are ya?"
  • Glutus: "...... Wow, you guys figure things out almost professionally quickly."
  • Icky: "Actselly, it's not the first time people called for other heroes, just to expect them to get in trouble and for US to show up to be the real solution. Why not just ask for us on the get-go?"
  • Glutus: "That's because the President's trecherious brother, Rea Buhl, is not very good with keeping up with the times. (Chuckles), The sad animal still thinks that the VA is still out and about."
  • Patrick: "No..... Way."
  • Icky: "Your sh- Uh, kidding me, right?"
  • Glutus: "I kid you not! He even asked the earlier group about the "still-on-going" battles with the VA!"
  • Shifu: "Ahh. I see the president is using his brother's illusions against him."
  • Glutus: "I know, he's a very clever dino."
  • Gilda: "Ok, just, how is that dork a successful rebel leader if he doesn't keep up with the times?"
  • Glutus: "Well, prior to the late era of the VA, we took down the Underground area respondsable for distrebuting newspapers."
  • Magnum: "You mean newsholos, right?"
  • Glatus: "No, I mean they had an actual printing press. HA! It's like they went back to the Teadr 5 era of things! Even their weapons are the old pea-shooter bullet guns! I can't believe those primitive morons!"
  • Magnum:... I thought that technology was outdated to extinction since 4500 BC.
  • Iago: Hold on! You've never had bullets since 4500 BC?
  • Samantha: "Well, remember that our history is vastly alternate then yours. Early Tecknowagey came faster then how it did in your universes. Though keep in mind that our bullet guns are likely very different then the ones the majority of your worlds still use. But other then that, I wouldn't call those old metal dinosaurs an actual threat to proper weaponry, and espeically not our friends."
  • Icky: "...... And yet, those guys with "primitive" weaponry, kidnapped, an entire group of badaaaaaaaaa ugh, kick-butt heroes? HOW, DOES THAT WORK?!"
  • Magnum: "Rebelion T was the only one who was compident enough to use proper weaponry."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah. Him. Why isn't this T-guy the leader instead of that half-wit girl-named dinkus Rea Buhl?"
  • Grutus and the enforcers laughed!
  • Grutus: "That-that, that would be because, we are playing those animals for saps!"
  • Squidward: "..... Let me guess...... Rebelion T's actselly one of your guys, isn't he?"
  • Viper: "So, the rebels somehow knowing about the HA was planned?"
  • Grutus: "More or less. It's just that Tollund has a bad hapit of, improvising, to maintain his "loyalty" to those vermin rebelers. Fortunately, the ungrateful fool does have a sense of playing by the book when asked, so fortunately, he won't improvise with you lot. He'll keep his word of keeping quiet about your existence."
  • Icky: "Well buddy, that means your likely to get info on their lo-cal by now, so why aren't you guys-"
  • Grutus: "As earlierly stated, President Hackagon wants to play this cleverly. Trust me, otherwise, I would be glad to capture their nest in a heartbeat! But our president is wise and stragtigitic, and he knows what he's doing. His plans have never failed, even dispite Tollund's improvervisions here and there."
  • Iago: "Of course. He's one of those "Take it slow" kind of guys."
  • Sting: "But he has reason. The rebels have captured hostages, outside of the obvious. They also captured Rea Buhl's old girlfriend, Janleentia, and her son of a previous marrage, Maaphu."
  • Tigress: "So obviously, he doesn't want them to be endangered by something they would expect of you."
  • Grutus: "And I respect him for it. He would rather be unpredictable then, well, predictable. That is how we manage to annex and capture those rebel nests and make a real use of them! We either turn them into mines for the deposits of Magnetanium and Prismum, give or take the rare Scintillum deposits to help keep our ecomamy strong and to continue to be prepared for rebels, or, we even turn them into new underground prisons. It's the perfect irony."
  • Lord Shen: " In all due respect, general, isn't that abit harsh? I mean, I would understand that these rebels are most improper, but-"
  • Grutus: "Your lucky I came to expect you people not exactly understanding our intents and purposes behind why we gone to extremes in maintaining these animals. I'm generious enough to give you a deminstraigtion of the kind of beasts they truely are. Bring him in!"
  • Two MOF soldiers dragged a screaming loonitic rebel Hexrilla in chains while two more prode him with prodes to keep him down!
  • Hexrilla: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!? (ROARS TO REVEIL HIDIOUS TEETH)?!"
  • Gazelle: "What in the- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?"
  • Grutus: "I came to expect that kind of question. I know to outsiders, it's cruel and unusual, but it's nessersary to keep these animals in line! Look at him, heroes..... (The Hexrilla roars angerly as he was held down), They devolved back into mindless primitive beasts, hungry for drugs, lusting for immapprobeate languise, and thristy for, (Pulls our a bottle of booze), This!"
  • The Hexrilla sees this!
  • Hexrilla: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?! ME, WANT, BEEEEEEEEEEEER?!"
  • Grutus: "You want this brain cell destroying beverage, beast? THEN ENJOY IT?!"
  • Grutus tossed the beer to the ground as it broke and the lidquid spilled on the floor!
  • The Hexrilla paniced and began phathicly licking the floor to taste the lidquid, even at the detrement to his tongue as he was also licking bottle glass as shades of red were seen.
  • Bagheera: "Oh dear."
  • Pleakly: "I think I'm gonna be sick."
  • Icky: "Diffently not like the ones from Star Wars."
  • Gazelle: "What right do you have to treat this poor soul like this?"
  • Grutus: "I know it is attempting to give these beasts sympathy, but trust me! Sympathy will not reverse what the likes of Kranmo Jaxhalla have become! They feel no remorse, not even for their own kind, except for not being able to freely destroy and corrupt themselves with addicting subtences and foul languise."
  • Gazelle: "Have you people even made an attempt to try to appeal to their better nature?"
  • Grutus: "Don't get us wrong, we are doing such.... Just, doing it safely! We're doing it through safely-indirect messures of locking them up, making them appresiate hard work, and even placing them in higher versons of common-place healing tanks we call "Reform Tanks", basicly, healing tanks 2.0., but designed to cure them of their corruptive primal urges and nature! However, we are selective on what we want to save, because sometimes, some of them are too corrupt to ever fixed, so like a rabid animal, we put them down!"
  • Gazelle: "You...... YOU MEAN KILL THEM?!"
  • Duke: "Now kid, ya have to look at it in their prosective. Barring the terrorisum thing, these people probuly did alot of bad things that the more orderly people don't inheredly forgive as easily."
  • Grutus: "More then you would ever process to know, mammal.... And dear miss, I will have to ask you to cease pity on this particular beast, because Kranmo, is a stone-cold killer! He murdered an entire pro-goverment family, as an act of trying to scare our people to make them question our goverment's desition of keeping the bans!"
  • Gazelle gasped!
  • Shifu: "..... I see..... But keep in mind that he is corrupted. Whatever is behind his corruption, surely he would not normally commit such an act."
  • Grutus: "We know the shorce allright! ALCAHOL! If anything, all this beast did was encouraging us to continue the bans to be as long eturnity itself."
  • Bubbha: "But then ya'll end up having to deal with these varmits for a very long time."
  • Grutus: " A sad but unavoidable fact of reality. But keep in mind..... Submiting is no better."

Scenario.

  • (Grutus): "If our goverment submits, or dare I say, falls, our beautiful utopia, will be destroyed?!"
  • Mieber is seen in utter ruins as vicitacles crash into everything, trash and garbage is everywhere, and everyone acts like either a complete reckless idiot or a barbaric maniac!
  • (Grutus): "Violence and anarchy will rule! Choas will make the rules, and those who believe in order, will suffer from them!"
  • Several Crazy Mieberians are seen tormenting some still orderly Mieberians!
  • (Grutus): "And it will not stay on Mieber."
  • Rea Buhl in president attire was seen.
  • Rea Buhl: "TODAY, MY LIBERATED MIEBERIANS?! MIEBER WILL NO LONGER THE ONLY WORLD AS BEAUTIFULLY ENLIGHTEN AS US?! SOON, WE SHALL SPREAD TRUE FREEDOM TO ALL OF THE WORLDS IN THE AUU, AND DESTROY ALL GOVERMENTS AND PLACE THEM IN MY BENVOLENT RULE! NOT EVEN THE LEGIONS WILL BE SPARED!? ALL OF THE UNIVERSES WILL BE FREE TO DO  WHAT THEY DAMN WELL PLACE?! (LAUGHS CRAZILY?!) LONG LIVE FREEDOM!?"
  • (Grutus): "His chaos will spread...."
  • A Map of the AUU was seen turning from it's normal colors to a darker red.
  • (Grutus): "To ALL of our universes. And if all of the Legion and the Grand Council falls..... His anarchy will create a new interuniverseal war, and he'll just enjoy a sip of beer to the choas...... And who is to say...... He would stay in our universe? He'll find out about your universes, and take down all of your goverments as well!"
  • The Enfluence of Rea Buhl is seen spreading onto the map of the Original Universes as well, as a laughing Rea Buhl slowly appeared onto the scene and laughed crazily!
  • (Grutus): "But that may not be enough! He'll spread his anarchy, to any United Universes yet to be known! Turning them all, into an endless spiral of suffering and choas!"
  • Rea Buhl laughed crazily mad as his enfluence spread to more and more United Universes!

Scenario ends.

  • Grutus: "...... Now do you understand why Mieber is like this? It is to protect the unappresiative universes, both this, and your universes, lougers, from the warpath of idiotic, barbaric, and false promising CHOAS?!"
  • The Lougers had their jaws dropped.
  • Gazelle: "........ Begrudingly, I, understand the methods behind this madness."
  • Magnum: "..... Then I'm afraid that this is MORE then just a few misguided fools fighting for some personal liberties..... This is BEYOND that."
  • Grutus: "Thank you. Now, put on your suits, and I'll eschort you to the President's office."

Chapter 4: The Story of Corruptus/Undercover in the Underground/Hope Qonnors the Courier

President's Office.

  • Ka'Teel came in.
  • Ka'Teel: "...... Brother...... The Lougers and the remaining HA, have arrived."
  • Hackagon: Good. Bring them in.
  • Ka'Teel: Yes sir. (Leaves as she brings in the Lodgers and remaining HA)
  • Lord Shen:... I take it you're President Gamton Hackagon?
  • Hackagon: Yes. And I'm at least glad to meet you people in person. And... I must admit, you look nice in digital clothing.
  • SpongeBob: Don't we ever? (Sighs as he once again stares at Sandy in her digital clothing)
  • Hackagon:... What's with the poriferan?
  • Sandy: Oh, he does that to me sometimes. Usually when I'm in different attire or different looks. He... Kinda has a crush on me.
  • Hackagon:... I see. Anyway, back to the task at hand. I'm sure that Miss Samantha and Miss Magnum informed you of our customs and history?
  • Icky: That you're a world who has a grudge against swearing, alcohol, and drugs because of a solar flare from your red sun? Yeah, we get it. I gotta say, it'll be hard to not cuss up a storm for once. In fact, it's gonna take me awhile to really get behind this place.
  • Hackagon: Not the first time a visitor had said something like that. Now, as you have been informed, the rest of the Heroes Act have been captured. We need you to bring them back before those Undergrounders give them the wrong idea.
  • Boss Wolf: HAH! You kidding? After they threatened terrorism? I sincerely DOUBT those guys will listen to them. Espeically Hawkens and Setphenie, who have cruddy prior encounters with Terrorests!
  • Hackagon: "Maybe in a normal world, my brother would be wasting his time with your friends and further prove how ill-advised he really is.... But Mieber, is NOT, a normal world...... Not anymore after the Solar Flare war....... How, aware of the legend of Corruptus you all are?"
  • Icky: "Well, like Kolwalski said, it is your people's old legend borned from an anichent war over the fact you all were so scared of the solar flare it caused, so it lead to you goverment dudes to blame booze and drugs for it. I mean, those two I get, but what does cussing have to do with anything with that mess?"
  • Hackagon: "Well, my family were simply not great fans of foul languise. It makes you look crude and look as if you were raised on a ship filled with rowdy space marines."
  • Icky: "I knew it, you people banned cussing cause your assently like PBS excetutives!"
  • Hackagon: "Well, truth be told, there's a far grimer reason aside from protecting our intelligence from brain destroying alcahol and our bodies from additive, life ruining drugs, and keeping our children safe from becoming crude due to being exposed to bad words. A reason that my brother, fails to believe in...... And it started since the very long ago solar-flare war..... All because.... Of Corruptus."

Flashback.

  • (Hackagon): "Long ago, before Mieber became inhapited by many settlers, there was once a dark sorceror, named Mieberion Maaphus Corruptus, who, because of running away from good wizards trying to hunt down the dark lord, unintentionally hid away in what was once an unknown and un-named system in the Bogthen Sector. When he felt that the Wizards have left, Lord Corruptus began to proclaim himself as this universe's founder. He named the system as a whole after his last name, Corruptus. He named the neightbering planets, Getertheax and Setveria, after his late parents, and he named our home Mieber, after his first name."
  • (Icky): "..... Wow. And I thought the Simpsons' hometown had a cruddy founder."
  • (Hackagon): "Apawn naming the worlds, it was where Corruptus began his twisted dark magical exspeariments. He caused the once devided continants of Mieber to form into that of a super one! (A Dark Warlock Giant Pterasaur used his dark magic to cause the seperated lands to unite). In doing so, he caused many ecosystems to rapidly changed, and caused several mass extinctions due to introdusing many creatures that were not meant to meet each other. He created a potion, that can turn water to gold. Though he didn't do it on Mieber cause he viewed the potion as more of a weapon for his enemies and their planets. He practiced the forbidden magic of the dead. (The Warlock began to bring dead animals to life as zombie animals). He created demons based on the elements. (A series of elemental demonic beings are seen being created by the warlock). But his most nefarious exspeariment out of all of them, was one of his own passon..... Suns. Dispite being of dark magic, Corruptus had almost romantic feelings for the greatest light of all universes, and that is suns. He wanted to make those lights, the greatest darkness ever. So, he did the impossable.... The unthinkable..... Something even gods themselves would've thought impossable...... He corrupted, the sun."
  • The Warlock, Corruptus, blasted a powerful dark magic ray that hits the former yellow sun of Mieber, slowy turning it into the red sun it is now.
  • (Hackagon): "After he was done, he was proud of what he had commited...... But his own ambitious project, was proven costly."
  • A Squad of Powerful Wizards were seen charging forth the Planet Mieber!
  • (Hackagon): "The wizards pinpointed Corruptus' location in thanks to his own corruption of the sun! The minions of Corruptus tried to protect him!"
  • The Undead Animals and the Elemental Demons charged!
  • The Wizard Squad defeated all of them in a great blow!
  • (Hackagon): "But they failed."
  • The Wizard Squad finally gotten to Corruptus!
  • (Hackagon): "As punishment for the atrosities Corruptus commited, he was sentenced to a punishment befitting of a dark lord like him! His sense of order and choas were seperated into two different spirit entities, which killed Corruptus in a sense as he was sentenced to become the worse punishment for his kind: The Afterlife Split."
  • The Halfs of Corruptus' spirts flew away from eachother!
  • (Hackagon): "It is said that the devided spirits are still on Mieber to this day. They're not allowed to unite, at least not without innosent souls to corrupt and malmitulate to one day be able to meet at last. But in the mean time, there was little they could've done to cure the Sun. It was forever known as "The Corruptus Sun", and the system was renamed Maaphus, through ironicly Corruptus' middle name, was not as infamous as the last name, and the Wizards sought to only make sure that only the worthy are aware of the truth, to hope that one day a hero more greater then even them would be able to cure the Corruptus Sun. Though, leaving the Corruptus Sun as an old legend had, obvious risks. And the greatest one...... Happened. (Some years later, alot of settler ships are approuch Mieber). The first Mieberians arrived to the planet and unknowingly colonised a world that was once used as a personal magic lab of a dark lord of magic. But that's not all...... The Corruptus Sun, was alive."
  • The Red Sun had a three-eyed skull on it as it looked menacingly at Mieber.
  • (Hackagon): "It has only one thing on it's mind..... To restore it's master back to his formerly glory.... And it was gonna sacrivice many innosent Mieberians, as many as it would need, to make it happen. So..... It reached out, mimicing a solar flare."
  • The Sun formed a firy arm with a menacing clawed hand, as it hovered slightly over the planet.
  • (Hackagon): "The mere sight of it's sinistar hand was enough, to cause great panic. But it had a darker purpose. It was spreading it's corruptive influence onto the planet, as it began to corrupt those weaken by primal urges. Corruptus' corruption is different then common corruption. It doesn't corrupt right away half the time, and baring expections, it is not always obvious that the person has fallen into it's enfluence. It can cleverly disguise itself as the person simply going to their absolute worse, as if it was entirely by choice. That was what made Corruptus and his sun very dangerious. The leaders of the nations of the super contentent, each became either greedy, deludionally well-intentioned, or basicly power hungry, to congure the world for themselves, creating the Solar Flare War. My ansisters, the early Hackagon Clan, and their many allies, fought for peace to return, by conguring all the nations, usurped the tainted rulers, and united the lands, under Hackagon rule. But only my family knew the truth behind what happened. But because the idea of a corruptive sun would sound, albeit very silly and ludicrist, we were forced to scapegoat Mieber's love of Alcahol and Drugs, and curse words, as the logical reason why this happened, as we blamed our Teadr 5 socity being too stupidfived by alcahol and drugs that we mistaken a solar flare to be the end of the world even when that end never came. Though it a way, it was still the truth. Alcahol, Drugs, and Swears incrise the corruption, as those things usually always bring violence and pain, things that also exselerate corruption. That's why these unfair bans exist. Otherwise, had Mieber still kept it's alcahol and drug industry-"
  • (Icky): "No need to finish that! General Butt already said the worse case scenario of what would happened if drugs, beer, and cussing came back to full swring!"

Present

  • Hackagon: "Well it's good that he did gave a prior warning to what would happened. You see, thanks to the Corruptus Sun, Mieberians are perimently the most easily corruptable people in the AUU. And sadly, it's highly likely that even if the Corruptus Sun is ever cured, it's enfluence will never leave. Mieberians are still at risk of becoming insane and corrupt beings, from merely submiting to primal urges, and from addictive subtences, and curse languise. And the same will apply to all of you if you even curse only once."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Don't get us wrong, we encountered legends before, so, we mean no intentional disrespect but..... Well, you said so yourself, a corruptive sun sounds flat out idioticly insane! I humbly must ask for evidence."
  • Hackagon: "I came to expect, that I have to prove my words. Come with me to the Mieberian Science Center."

Mieberian-Rebel Science center.

  • A Couple of Sciencetists were looking at TVs that showed too devided rooms holding two men. An Orderly Mieberian, and a sturggling mostly former drunk/drug addict/potty mouth.
  • Hackagon and the heroes arrived.
  • Hackagon: "Cousin, I wish for your help."
  • Another Peacock-Raptor in a labcoat was seen as he looked at President Hackagon.
  • Sciencetist Hackagon: "Ahhh, Cosuin Gamton! Long time no see, my cousin."
  • President Hackagon: "Hallmall, I want you to show the heroes the exspeariment so they know that corruptus is a real problem."
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Ahh, your in luck. We're just about to start. In these seperate rooms, we have two mieberians, an orderly who lived without alcahol or drugs, and our poor friend who still struggles to be without them. Start the tests."
  • The doctors pressed a few buttons.
  • In both rooms, each test subject was offered a can of beer, a cigar, and porn.
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Pay attention to the more orderly Mieberian who lived his life without drugs, alcahol, and cuss words."
  • Orderly Mieberian on Tv: "What's this? Alcahol? A drug? And dirty magazenes? Ugh! What am I, a savage? I'm gonna dispose of these things properly! (The Orderly Mieberian takes out a trash can and pours the entire beer into it, then drops the can, along with the cigar, and doesn't even look at the magazene as he dumped it in!) There! No dirtiness for me."
  • Icky: "..... That guy just threw out some good beer, a perfectly unused cigar, and some porn....... I never knew a guy can do that!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Well, unfortunately, our second test subject might hit more to what you expect most average males to do."
  • The Troubled Mieberian struggled to ignor the items before him.
  • Troubled Mieberian on tv: "You can do this man.... Ignor it. Ignor it! Your not part of the rebelion anymore, so get yourself togather! (Looks as if he's about to snap)...... (Takes one look at the porn.)...... HOLY S*** (The cussing was literally censored by censorbots), LOOK AT THEM TITTIES?! (Laughs crazly as he slowly changed to look simular to the rebelers as he began to drink the beer, smoke the cigar, and looked at the magazene) WOW, WHAT A P****!? (LAUGHS INSANELY AS HIS APPEARENCE WORSEN!?)"
  • The Lougers, Magnum, Samantha, and Gazelle looked in shock and horror of what they're seeing!
  • Dr. Hallmall: "(Sighs sadly).... I know.... Poor Mark..... And he was just on his way to recover. (Presses a button on an intercom) Security, ready the knock-out gas if you need to. Poor Mark needs to return to the reform tank again."
  • Squidward: "This happened before?!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "11 times this week as a matter of fact."
  • Gazelle: "........ Doctor, how is that possable? How does alcahol, drugs, and even cusing for whatever reason cause this poor person to turn into, this mishapen insane laughing loonitic?!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "You mean other then anichent dark magic? Simple. The magic itself has mutantive and mind tainting properties."
  • Kolwalski: "Properties?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: You see, the magic is like a disease that feeds off of negativity. The magic radiation can go through the skin when exposed to sunlight for even 5 seconds. The two things that fuel it are intoxicants and offensive stimuli as both provoke violence. Corruptus himself was known to have swore, was an alcoholic, and had an obsession with gene drugs. It's, kinda why those things are the most effective corrupting mechimisums.
  • Sandy: Gene drugs?
  • Dr. Hallmall: It's a drug that augments DNA temporarily, but within extended use, it damages the DNA assembly and causes cancer. The dosage alters the genetic code so it can be much better, but it automatically resets itself when it wears off. Next thing you know, the addict will say "HEY, THIS AIN'T FAIR! I GUESS THE ONLY WAY I CAN MAKE IT LAST IS IF I TAKE IT DAILY! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THAT!"... Yeah, such a decision can be dangerous. Constant dosage works out the genetic code like a person doing a strenuous thing all day. The DNA simply cannot tolerate constant reassembly. It keeps doing that until finally, the DNA shatters from exhaustion, poisons the cells, and causes cancer.
  • Sandy:... Yeesh, that stuff is pretty sick.
  • Dr. Hallmall: Indeed. One of the workers here had a gene drug addict relitve in the Underground that died of heart cancer after he took a gene drug that increased his athleticism. Bottom line, the magic within Corruptus contains it's corruptor's very essence, and so it kinda gets fueled that way. The more it feeds, the more powerful and dangerous it's power gets.
  • Sparx: Yeesh!
  • Dr. Hallmall: Plus, the magic radiation is omniscient and omnipresent. It can get it's reach on anyone it shines it's light on, and it can fuel itself with swear words and an offense stimuli sky-rockets the feeding cycle. Worst of all, death and violence is how it thrives and spreads. Even a single injury can cause more trouble from not just the reaction to the injury, but by the reaction to trusted individuals. The radiation is incredibly spontaneous, and the only way it can be quelled is to cut off what it feeds on.
  • Cynder:... If Corruptus infects by shining light... Then how are those who are not already corrupted still act like normal people?
  • Dr. Hallmall: Luckly, however, there are ways to get around that. A balanced amount of people are still standing strong and lasting because not ALL individuals can be corrupted right away, well, at least, not in the sense of the more obvious corruption, and not just because of never having addiction problems or even potty mouth. If one is pure enough, it can resist the corruptive influence, though not forever under certain circumstances, as cousin Rea has sadly and misfortunately proven, along with also having since discouraged the once popular mieberian myth that the Hackagon clan is incorruptable.
  • Puss:... Is there... A treatment for in case such a thing is about to occur?
  • Dr. Hallmall: You mean, outside of Reform Tanks? It's not so simple, unfortunately. Nobody can predict when Corruptus radiation begins it's work. A simple swear word can come when people least suspect it. Then it causes a chain reaction that leads to a potential riot. Though it's not always spontaneous because everybody's different. But the fact of the matter is. Once it happens, the best thing is imprisonment.
  • Gazelle:... That... Sounds a little cruel.
  • Dr. Hallmall: Perhaps, but since alternative measures are either unavaluable or not always relieable, that's how it is, and currently has to be. When one violates the bans to an alarming degree, then it's clear they're long gone. But don't take it the wrong way. We are trying to make better opitions.... Just.... (Security Guards are seen dragging poor Mark as he was laughing insanely)....... Don't, expect it to be made known, right away.
  • Pleakly gets nervious....
  • Pleakly: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Does that mean that, WE'RE EASILY CORRUPTABLE NOW!?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Yes...... BUT, fortunately, it's only for as long as you are only visitors. The radiation will only become periment to you if two things happen: if you choose to live in the planet, or even so much as violate our laws even once. And don't worry, it is possable for first timers to reverse quickly, by the simple hug of good friends. Yes, I know, it's one of those things that gets beaten by the power of love. Such a sad way to be defeated by."
  • Shifu: "Love is more powerful then many would assume."
  • Icky: "Well why not just have their friends and families hug it out with them?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "As I said, that only works for first timers. Once they get beyond the first stage, there's little one can do other then reform tanks and huge amounts of disaplene."
  • Gazelle: "..... What about if the love was so great, it works regaurdless?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "It does happen, don't get me wrong, but because they already gotten past the first stage, the cure doesn't destroy the corruption as it only treats it until the hopeless addict falls into his primal weaknesses again. Like with poor mark."
  • Chi Fu: "Then send them to rehab!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "We do. But again, sadly.... Results may vary."
  • Gazelle: "...... Why would this Lord Corruptus do this?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "He was a rouge magilo user who suffered from Anti Social Personaly Disorder. Because he wasn't in control of his emotions and his mental state, he turned into a dark one (snaps his fingers), just like that."
  • Shenzi: "..... Samantha, I'm gonna safely assume that you and Magnum knew about this."
  • Magnum and Samantha looked guilty and shameful.
  • Samantha: "...... We did, but we weren't sure at first. We hoped that the legend of the Corruptus Sun was, as said, a legend..... But now it is true."
  • Icky: "So, the wizard guys who kicked Corrupanator's butt were-"
  • Samantha: "Good Magilo Users, yes."
  • Magnum: "But, one thing bugs me, pardon the unfortunate implication of a pun considering that I'm a bug myself..... How come it's only Mieber that's suffering this and, not the other planets in the sector?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: Because this is the only habitable planet close enough to Corruptus for it's influence to reach. The other two planets are separated from this one by an uninhabitable and large Teadr 1 planet with unstable superstorms, three gas giants, and an asteroid belt.
  • Magnum: "Wait, Teadr 1? Don't you mean Tier 1?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "..... Oops. I just exposed the Kromagmusas."
  • President Hackagon: "And it would appears as if we will have to give an explanation of about a now FORMERLY unknown Teadr 1 race of the planet Kromagmus. But trust me, that is mostly unrelated to be big problem at hand."
  • Dr. Hallmall: Besides... I wanna ask as a personal question... Why did you two know about this yet not tell anyone?
  • Samantha: Well, you see, the Magelio Council ordered us to keep it classified. The battle against Corruptus was strenuous, and they've faced worse from Dark Magelio users that were either masochistic, insane, sadistic, or all of the above. The ones that did the worst crimes and had the worst abilities were ordered to be kept a secret. You see... Corruptus... Was from a time before the USRA formed, and even before when humans discovered alien life.

Flashback

  • (Samantha): Corruptus was one of the many dark sorcerers to have actually gained control of the protective magic crystals. In fact, he destroyed them. You see, he lead a troubled childhood. He was the victim of several punishments as he was the rebel son of a Magelio Magic School Superintendent. He thought nobody could punish him because of his family line. He violated a hundred school rules, and one of them ended up with him getting beat up by the entire school, which cost him his left eye. He was even betrayed by his girlfriend and parents. This is what caused him to be anti-social permanently. He never spoke a single word ever since. Everybody did what they could to mentally repair him, but even with showing the greatest sympathy possible... He was still far gone. If that wasn't bad enough, he soon became vengeful when he started becoming more violent and ruthless. Injuring bullies, casting illegal curses, and even scarring his own father. When he was threatened to be arrested, he used his growing anger to manifest into a black entity. He unleashed a deadly shockwave that destroyed all the protective Magelio crystals on the planet, leaving the world vulnerable and at his mercy. He wreaked havoc for the whole month until the Magelio Council threatened to execute him for his crimes and kills. But before he could be arrested, he automatically repaired all the Magelio crystals, and they automatically exiled him off-planet. The Magelio crystals are supposed to exile any source of dark magic, and it is impossible to reverse an exile, even for the Magelio Council.

Present

  • Samantha:... And, well... The rest is history.
  • Lord Shen:... So Corruptus was a silent but merciless sorcerer killer?
  • Samantha: Barring from a sentient medailian that speaks for him, indeed. And the worse that Magelio had dealt with. And believe me, he's not the worst. There are people they've faced that have destroyed the crystals before, and even nearly corrupted them, like Screeched Death. There have been enemies they have faced that were so ruthless and sadistic, they could match the demons of the Boundary Cluster.
  • Tai:... Yikes!
  • Samantha: And as you can imagine, the acts that this world bans is what he went through in all of that. When he was still speaking, he swore a lot.
  • Icky: How much?
  • Samantha: When he was angry, he took swearing to an unorthodox level. And when he permanently became anti-social, he bought gene drugs and drunk fire beer... EVEN WHEN BEING UNDERAGED.
  • Tigress:... Ouch!
  • Samantha: So, yeah, the tragedy of his past is something that the Magelio Council wanted to restrain to ensure that ANOTHER Corruptus isn't created. His school took a solemn oath to not resort to beating up a single student as a whole because...well...a lot of the students there, specifically the ones who inflicted the worst pain on him, didn't survive his destruction. The Magelio Council didn't want yet another Corruptus to form in the same scenario. ESPECIALLY considering everyone in even the staff betrayed him. After Corruptus, they were all fired and replaced with more compassionate staff. The school went through not just a lot of repairs and cleaning up, but the students and staff needed a lot of rehabilitation because they needed to clean up their act.
  • Viper: Is this school still around?
  • Samantha: Well, more or less. It was intionally completely destroyed by yet another threat. Though thankfully it was eventally restored and made stronger then ever before. But you've already heard enough about Magelio's past.
  • Dr. Hallmall: Quite. So as you can see, despite our choices being unorthodox, they are for the good of our world, and in the grand sceme of things, the entirity of our universes, possability even yours, lougers.
  • Magnum:... Samantha... Is it possible to cure the sun of it's curse?
  • Samantha: Unfortunately, it's not that simple. The red sun was one of Corruptus' most too-far-tainted experiments, and it would take Magelio worthy of the Gods to completely cure it. It's been rotted to the core, and even then, it's able to defend itself literally using the power of a thousand suns.
  • Magnum:... Well... What if... We harnessed Corruptus' energy, or something of equil or greater level, and used it against the sun in some kind of space laser? Would it work then?
  • Samantha: Even though I agree that such a plan could work, it's still a tad risky. The power that is required to cure Corruptus would need to hold equal power to the star.
  • Skipper:... Here's a thought, you two. Maybe some of Corruptus' old artifacts could still be resting on this planet.
  • Magnum:... You may have a plan there, Skips.
  • Dr. Hallmall: Hate to break it to you guys, but nobody has ever found ANY of Corruptus' artifacts since the first settlements. Don't get me wrong, some of his work was unearthed. But nothing as powerful as a red star was ever found.
  • Donkey: What, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you, did you? He might've hidden them in a super-secret location.
  • Dr. Hallmall: "..... Good point. But even so, we're afraid to persue them because, that would risk rebel intrigue, and can you imagine any of those dark artifacts falling into the hands of people turning into crazy cartoon characters? Espeically if Rea gets a hold of even ONE of them!?"
  • Icky: "Just hearing the story from General Tush about the dude turning into a very chaotic dark liberator alone gives me chills! Imagining him and those guys with a dark artifact? NO WAY!?"
  • Bubbha: "Ok, who's for straightening out these outlaws first before we even THINK about fixing the sun?"
  • Cynder: "I agree that we should tame the rebel problem first. But something else concerns me...... The halfed spirit of Lord Corruptus is still out there. And it's likely, he was, in a way, respondsable of why rebelions are happening dispite no complaints before."
  • Dr. Hallmall: "That is what concerns us the most. It is said that the half spirits, will only pocess those that match their personas. The order half will only pocess the most orderly, while the choatic will process, well, the most chaotic."
  • Miguel: Possession? Oh, great. Now I'm a little worried and scared.
  • Tulio: Oh, stop being such a scaredy-cat, Miguel. We'll handle it no problem.
  • Miguel:... I sure hope so.
  • Shifu: Besides, our top priority is to locate the Heroes Act members and rescue them before they end up making a HUGE mistake.
  • ???: Lucky for you misfits, I happen to have an expert at Underground locations right here. (Glutus appears with a semi-bald monkey-like creature MOF enforcer as this music plays)
Mirror's Edge Music - Kate (Puzzle)

Mirror's Edge Music - Kate (Puzzle)

  • Monkey-like Officer:.. So these are the heroes who liberated us from the Villains Act?
  • Icky:... Whoa, look at you! What are you, some human-animal hybrid?
  • Glutus: Close, but no cigar, and not just because of a ban on it. Miss Tamara here happens to be a Kreeron, a primate that SHARES the same evolutionary chain as our humans.
  • Monkey-like Officer (Tamara): Yeah. And trust me, if you're going to go straight into the belly of the beast, you need the guidance of an MOF officer who USED to be a part of them.
  • Glutus: You see, Lodgers, Tamara here was a bold woman who helped us take down 3 dozen Underground locations. She's one of our most celebrated MOF heroes.
  • Shenzi:... So, she basically betrayed her own side?
  • Tamara: And why not? I used to be against this side because of how (Angerly looks at Grutus) SOMEONE, (Back at the Lougers), killed my parents, AND seemingly captured my younger sister where I thought she was gonna be killed, when really they were just trying to put her in a maximum security orphanage. "Thankfully", in a relitive sense, Rebellion T rescued her. For a long time, I wasn't so forgiving to this side. But then came the day when my eyes were wide-open....

Flashback

  • (Tamara): As the years passed, I started realizing how Undergrounders were living their lives. With the Corruptus radiation doing unpredictable things to them, I started realizing that the utopia may be justified. But I didn't wanna turn my back on this side because of my little sister, Hope. She was a sweet girl who I would do anything to maintain her trust. But the greatest problem I had was my childhood best friend, Homgrest. He was a bit of a trouble-maker and a gene drug addict. He was also an alcoholic drug addict. He didn't care for the well-being of others. He only cared about me and himself. I always feared that Homgrest would someday get himself killed. But one day... My fears came true, and I could no longer bare to tolerate the Underground's antics.
  • Bartender: Last drink, pal, I'm cutting you off! (Leaves as the drinker prepared to have his last shot)
  • Homgrest: (He was laughing drunk until he accidentally spilled the guy's drink)... Hey, watch it! *Hic*
  • Guy: I'm afraid you owe me a drink, pal! I was just cut off!
  • Homgrest:... I don't owe you anything! You'd better watch who you're talking to!
  • Guy: "PFFT! You're just a useless low-level grunt, asshole! If you were to die, Rea will replace your sorry ass in a heartbeat!"
  • Homgrest: "Same to you, asswipe!"
  • Guy: "But at least I'm humble about it! So you better get started and get me a new drink!?"
  • Homgrest: "..... NO!"
  • Guy:... I don't think you heard me! I was cut off, you ruined my last drink for the day, AND, I'm thirsty! AND YOU, OWE ME ANOTHER DRINK!?
  • Homgrest:... Well, how about you go over to the river, and take a dunk?
  • Guy: Last chance, pal! At least give up YOUR drink or I'll make good on giving Rea a reason to consider a new grunt?! (Homgrest growls and gives him his drink)... That's better- (He suddenly spit in it)...
  • Homgrest:... Extra flavor, ABSOLUTELY free, ya smug s***hole!
  • Guy:... (Chuckles for a bit, but he got serious mad real quick as he quickly took out a gun and shot him as the blast echoed, and Tamara heard and saw in horror as Homgrest fell to the ground bleeding in slow-motion)
  • Tamara: HOMGREST!!! (The word echoed)...
  • Guy: Next time, when I say you owe me a drink, I EXPECT A DAMN DRINK! Oops! Never mind! YOU'RE TOO BUSY BEING F****** DEAD NOW!? My mistake... S***hole! (Throws the glass onto his face as it shattered)
  • Tamara:... You... BASTARD!!!
  • Guy:... Ohhh, what's wrong, bimbo- *Hic*. Did I touch a nerve?
  • Tamara:... YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!!
  • Guy: Hey, it's his fault. So why don't you get out of my face... (Takes out his gun) Cause I won't think twice about hurting a woman!
  • Tamara:... (Gets angry)...
  • (Tamara): (It suddenly cut to the guy beaten and bruised and being dragged to the surface by Tamara) And so, I did what I had to do! I realized that some freedoms were not worth it! So I gave him a proper beating, and turned him into the MOF. I openly declared myself a proud member of the MOF to avenge my friend.

Present

  • Tamara: So I left the Underground forever.
  • Banzai: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!?
  • Shenzi: Banzai, please! (To Tamara) Honey, I get it you did it for a friend, and you're certainly better off without those rebel losers, but you do realize that you just betrayed the trust of your little sister, AND left her without anybody to care about? Who's taking care of her now?
  • Tamara: "Rebellion T" is taking care of her. From what I heard, she became a courier who uses a digital device to make deliveries for the Underground. I was there long enough to see her get the job. You can be lucky enough to see her jumping and scaling the chrome buildings of the planet with her parkour training. But I always remember the death of Homgrest to remind me to NEVER go back.
  • Monkey: And considering what they're doing now, I don't really blame you. What they're doing is beyond not very nice, no excuses about it. But... What about your sister? She must hate you to an alarming degree now!
  • Glutus: Oh, she hates her, alright. And I consider it good enough payback after how that miscreant mocked my name AND the MOF's acronym, AND stole a lot of valuables along the way. It was unacceptable. I hope to someday hunt her down, and give her the greatest punishment she-
  • Tamara: SIR! We talked about this! You agreed NOT to demean my sister in my presence! Yes, she is a thief and a rude mocker, but she is only doing her job, AND she is still my sister. So if you want me to stay in the MOF and NOT label you as just using me as a means to personally punish my sister and to NOT report that to President Hackagon, then I advise you leave her out of this AND respect her. Know that I am NOT doing this for your personal gain, but for the good of this planet.
  • Glutus:... If I have forgotten that you are a woman of family, of which I humbly respect, I would label this as treason, blackmail, and insubordination. I am CERTAINLY not fond of your sister, but for the sake of you still being of help to us, AND because your job is to escort the Lodgers to Underground locations, I will take it easy on you. But know that I will not be so patient with more outbursts like that. Be careful on when you are to 'correct' me like you did.
  • Tamara:... Good!
  • Icky: "Ok, I just wanna ask something that bugged me. If General Butt was guilty of wasting your folks, why join him?"
  • Tamara: "By all accounts, they would've died anyway. Those two made the mistake of bringing guns to a 'peaceful' protest that the enforcers didn't have a choice. Besides, Glutus himself didn't kill them."
  • Shifu: "True, but he bares the burden of authorizing needless slaughter of people who did NOT know any better, arming themselves with weapons aside. It's obviously a case where neither side is pure good or pure evil, rather a war, of grey areas."
  • Icky: "Yeah, a straight-up classic case of both sides making nasty mistakes."
  • Shifu: "But it's clear the rebels are the ones making the grimest mistakes that cannot be ignored. It's clear that Mieber needs it's strict order, to avoid becoming a destructive burden to the rest of these UUniverses."
  • Iago: "And because we're not comfortable of the idea of those suckers bringing that corruption to our UUniverses! ESPEICALLY if it's over drinking, drugs and the mere act of adult languise! I don't think Agrabah would handle those guys."
  • Trixie: "Nor Equestia."
  • Spongebob: "Nor Bikini Bottom."
  • Icky: "Diffently NOT the Great Valley."
  • Po: "Nor the Valley of Peace!"
  • Lord Shen: "Gongmen City is still recovering from MY own mistakes, let alone thet Skeetrazoid mess, it doesn't need to put up with outer-universeal trouble once again in the form of insane alternate rebels!"
  • Gazelle: "...... And, I would not live with myself if these people were allowed to ever reach Zootopia if I did nothing to stop this."
  • Alex: "Yeah, NO WAY I'm gonna allow those rebelion school rejects to get anywhere near the New York where I came from! As disattacted to the fact that I'm more friendier then my speices standerds, they're my peeps! What kind of King of New York City would I be if I left my peeps to having to put up with those wackos? It already HAS crazy people there, it don't need more!"
  • Gloria: "Mmm-hmm, spoken like a true playa."
  • Marty: "Yeah!"
  • Melman: "Well said, espeically if they pose some kind of health hazord! Who knows what kind of Alternate UUniversal disease and germs they'll end up introdusing there?"
  • Merlin: "That's only the least of our concerns! I would shudder if they had gotten to a world like WB Camelot or Futurasia, or even if Kratos won't be safe from them. Can you imagine those maniacs with control of the stone that unites our universes, with better weaponry AND if they get super-powers?!"
  • Shrek: "Ohhhhhhh-Kay! That's more then enough reason to give these guys the idea that we ain't taking kindly to their bad behavior!"
  • Boss Wolf: "If I get my paws on Rea Buhl, I'm gonna shove my fist into his skaley and lizardy, super-soft face!"
  • President Hackagon: "I must ask you do not bring un-nessersary pain to my brother...."
  • Icky: "Let me guess, you still care for the nut? Even when the jerk basicly betrayed your family and ignored their established cautionary warnings?"
  • President Hackagon: "The desidtion was not his own...... He was tricked to believe otherwise, made worse by, unfortunate circumstances..... I'm sorry that, it's still too painful for me to reflect on....."
  • Gazelle: "..... Mr. President, please..... What happened between you and your brother?"
  • Glutus: "If the president said he can't bring himself to explain, then-"
  • President Hackagon: Don't speak for me! I'll tell them later. Right now, you all are wasting time. You need to rescue your comrades.
  • Samantha: He's right. I think we've waited long enough.
  • Tamara: Alright. As much as a major exbert on all underground areas, and that I had lived in the main base and DO know where it is, in light of my.... Current reputation, we're, not able to just, walts in. We're gonna need to, seek out a certain someone.
  • Squidward: "Let me guess..... It's your sister, isn't it?"
  • Tamara: "Bingo."
  • Marty:... And how the junk are you gonna track her down?
  • Tamara: I have my ways. Plus, I'm naturally as agile as her, and I have come close to arresting her many times. Unfortunately, dumb luck always allows her to escape the last minute.
  • Batty: Wow, really?
  • Tamara: Just come with me. (They all head out)

Underground, Unknown Location

Mirror's Edge 2 - (CPF City Scan) Inspirational Track 5

Mirror's Edge 2 - (CPF City Scan) Inspirational Track 5

  • Xandy: (She was seen unconscious, and suddenly woke up) NO! NOOO!!! PLEASE, SPARE MY MONEY-MAKER!!! I... (Realizes she was okay)... Oh, thank goodness it was a stun blast. Is everyone else here?
  • Zosimo: Yes. And they've confiscated our equipment and weapons.
  • Clifton: Well, I for one, am NOT going to stay here. We have to get our stuff back and get out of here.
  • ???: I'm afraid you're not going anywhere. (Holographic screens are seen holding the heroes trapped, as Rebellion T was seen in front of them) Not until you realize the actual truth about our reasons for terrorism. And it's NOT what you think of it.
  • Vancer: Uh, pal, whatever you say about the rebelion's terrorism, does not make it okay, as if there's varying degrees of terrorism at play here. It's still wrong, and we have to correct it.
  • Rebellion T looked around to make sure he was alone.
  • The screens slide open, allowing Rebelion T to walk in.
  • Rebelion T: "..... Believe it or not....... I'm not a fan of all this myself. In fact..... Truth be told...... I'm not even an actual rebel."
  • Hawkens: "Then what did you call helping that Rea jerk and his terrorist friend kick our butts and making us look bad in front of Mieber's enforcers?"
  • Rebelion T: "Yeesh, haven't you people heard of "Espionage"? "Double-Agent"? "Spying" doesn't come to mind?"
  • HA Heroes: "..... Ohhhhhh."
  • Zosimo: "In hindsight, I would wager that had we not been caught, Glutus would've told us about you..... Whoever you are."
  • Rebelion T: "Maybe you'll reckindise me better without this all purpose heat seeking protective weakness detecting x-ray visioned voice disguiser and face massaging mask."
  • Rebelion T took off his mask to the concerned Ha, to reveil that he had a completely normal, sane, and safely assumed uncorrupted face.
  • Hawkens: "..... Holy shi....... Takimushrooms! Your Tollund!"
  • Xandy: Wait, you know this guy?
  • Clifton: Who doesn't? He's a total legend! He did a few odd-jobs on several worlds as a vigilante. He stopped crimes, did bounty-hunting jobs every once in a while, he did a LOT of stuff to make him known to even the most secluded nerds of the UUniverses.
  • Rebellion T (Tollund): Yeah, but nobody knows about my secret missions off-planet, and I prefer to keep it that way for... Reasons I'd rather not risk having Glutus know. He'd kill me if he knew.
  • Zosimo: Well it's an honor to be in your preasene, Tollund. I just... Didn't know this was your home planet, sir. You look more like a Zarthane kinda of guy. Maybe abit of Fortaire.
  • Tollund: "Well, I may've had some ansistery from those places before they came to Mieber if that counts."
  • Hawkens: "Well, regardless, it was an honor to have my posterior kicked by you, sir!"
  • Stephanie:... Wow, really, honey?
  • Hawkens: What? Wouldn't YOU wanna have your aaaaaaaaaaaabdomen kicked by a great idol?
  • Tollund: "Okay, acknowledgement of my achievements aside, we need to talk. I'm really sorry about smacking you all around and making ya look like rookies. I kinda had an image to maintain as part of the mission."
  • Stephenie: "And that would be?"
  • Tollund: "Outside of gathering intel on these people and to report any new concerns, as well as to get any possable defecting rebel out of here once they realise that some things ain't worth fighting for...... To capture Rea and to bring him back home."
  • Vancer: "Well, mate, you kinda have the guy eating out of the palm of your hand! By now, you should've already gotten him!"
  • Tollund: "There's..... An issue with that."
  • Cloakblade: "Killebrew?"
  • Tollund: "Bingo. He may be a big brute, but he's a big SMART brute. He knows that he needed a Hackagon to even have control of these people. And he picked Rea because he's young, he's foolish, and, because he's the 10th of 9 other siblings, it was, kinda easy to earn his trust."
  • Hudson: "So..... Your saying that Rea was the baby brother of the Hackagons?"
  • ???: "Well, that, and Rea had an F in stranger danger."
  • Janleentia and Maaphu were seen on the other side of the room, held back by the prison screens.
  • Janleentia: "Had it not been for me, Rea would've already had been long taken by some pedophile or a desperate crook looking for easy cash by now. He, was also terrorable at current events."
  • Nanobyte: "We noticed when he asked us on how we were doing with the VA."
  • Tollund: "Yeah, and the loss of the underground area that had the only printing press, didn't help."
  • Clifton: "..... And yet this guy managed to convince people to cause a rebellion?"
  • Tollund: "Because of him being a Hackagon. Our people revere the Hackagon clan as wise, noble beings."
  • Hawkens: "Pretty dang sure "Wise and Noble Beings" don't advacate TERRORISUM?!"
  • Tollund: "That's the issue. Even Rea doesn't realise that he is not being a proper Hackagon. A proper Hackagon like our president would've known to not trust an all out trouble maker like Farre Killebrew. I mean, you don't even have to be a Hackagon to know to not trust someone with "Kill" in their name, espeically if they hang in dark alleys!"
  • Miami: "No kidding."
  • Tollund: "But now, I need to come clean with y'all on alot of things. First off, I'm sorry to say that, this kinda went accurding to the President's plan. You guys kinda needed to be caught to attract the Lougers here."
  • Clifton: "..... Ahhh, I see, because of Rea being terrorable at current events, he doesn't know about our, "speical friends". I get ya. It does answer the question of why he didn't just asked for them either."
  • Vancer: "So I wager he planned on having his brother knew about us through you?"
  • Tollund: "Again, I apologies in advance about that. Secondly. Rea Buhl opened up to the idea that the current weaponry the rebels are using, is BEYOND worthless and primitive! So he's planning on making you lot build him a proper weapon refinery to make lazer tec weapons."
  • Zosimo: "(Sighs), It's Pharagu all over again."
  • Hawkens: "Well he's plumb out of luck. As a proud Keucanian Keubric citizen, I will NEVER aide and abet, and/or ARM a terrorist! Doing so otheriwse would make me a disgrace to Keubrics!"
  • Tollund: "Well...... That's the other thing. Had Mieber been a normal planet..... I mean, be honest, would Mieber be a world of order for no real reason other then just being, orderly for the sake of being orderly?"
  • Cloakblade: "I, do not understand."
  • Tollund: "Ok, let me explain. What does Mieber have to truthfully gain from banning Alcahol, Drugs, and Swears, other then for the sake of order?"
  • Hawkens: "To be honest, no idea."
  • Hudson: "Well, Magnum and Samantha once referenced that funny legend about a sun that can corrupt people through alcaholic drinks, drugs and... Swears..... Because of.... A dark magilo user who..... Was a drunk addicted to Gene drugs and with a potty mouth and.... And......"
  • Clifton: "..... That corruptive sun stuff is real, isn't it?"
  • Tollund: "Yup."
  • Xandy blushed wildly.
  • Zosimo: "...... OH LOOK AT US DOUBTING A LEGEND EVER SINCE THE LAMISTAN STARGATE FIASCO?!"
  • Hawkens: "But that means-"
  • Tollund: "Yup. Rea's gonna lie his way about our goverment. And he's a darn good one too. And in an event that don't even work, you'll be "freedom"-ified by being dunked into beer kegs, trapped in a room filled with cigar and ciggerite smoke, AND..... Be made to read alot of porn until you are made to cuss."
  • Vancer: "Why would porn make you curse?"
  • Tollund: "..... We're talking dirty magazenes with beautiful women, or men if you go that way, in suggestive positions and mostly reveiling their chest/privates. What good honest man doesn't feel the urge to cuss over that?"
  • Nanobyte: "Ya don't have proof of that!"
  • Tollund shows Nanobyte a porn magizene.
  • Nanobyte's eyes bugged out!
  • Nanobyte: "HOLY WONDERBONERS!!! (Gets abit disfigured)!"
  • Other HA heroes: "AHH!?"
  • Miami: "NANO!?"
  • Nanobyte: "What?"
  • Tollund takes the magizene away and gives Nano a mirror.
  • Nanobyte: "AHHHH WHAT THE HELL?! (Gets more disfigured as he cussed) F*** S*** F*** F*** F*** GOODDAMN F*** SON OF A S*** FLURRIT!!! EEEK?! WHY AM I GETTING UGLY?!"
  • Hawkens: "It's clearly dark magilo magic, ya idjit!"
  • Tollund: "Anichent, but advanced Dark Magilo magic, to be exact. Even the mere act of cursing will.... Do that, to ya."
  • Vancer: "Oh boy, then Icky's gonna be in trouble here. He's a walking cuss factory. I'll be surprise if he stays normal after this."
  • Nanobyte: "Please tell me, there's a way to fix this, I can't one day spend the rest of my life with Miami looking like THIS!? I don't want her eligent radient beauty be ruined by this ugly mess?!"
  • Miami: "Nano, don't be like that, beauty is only skin deep."
  • Nanobyte: "WE LIVE IN A SOCITY WHERE PEOPLE MOCK YOU FOR HAVING BIG THIGHS!? THIGHS?! AND YOUR TELLING ME PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA GIVE A FLYING F*** ABOUT THIS?! (Gets uglier?!)...... I gotten ugiler, did I?"
  • Stephenie: "Then STOP curising!"
  • Hudson: "Yeah, I think that would DIFFENTLY help."
  • Tollund: "Don't worry. A hug from a friend or lover will fix ya right up, even more so since it's your first time."
  • Nanobyte: "Let's face it, there's no way Miami will ever-"
  • Miami: "Oh shut up and let me hug ya, you sensitive goofball. (Gives Nano a big hug, as he returns to his normal state)....."
  • Nanobyte: "...... Thanks Mi.... I needed that, more then just not being ugly......"
  • Tollund: "Now, for this one last thing...... Your gonna have to keep quiet about the lougers and make up stories that your still fighting the VA. And, a good warning..... Your, likely gonna enter Stage 1 corruption, and you better hope the lougers by now know to hug it out, or else, if it gets to Stage 2, it'll not be that easy to reverse other then reform tanks, but they don't tend to be 100% absolute."
  • Hawkens: "Ya mean we have to turn into freaks and pretend to be pro-terrorist?!"
  • Stephenie: "It's either that or we'll be forced into it! And I have a feeling those torture methods move beyond Stage 1! We'll have to embrace alittle bit of corruption and just hope the Lougers know what to do."
  • Hawkens: "..... Tollund, promise me, that you'll never let us get worse then stage one! I don't think I can handle being a litteral terrorist monster for the rest of my days!"
  • Tollund: "You have my word. It will help that they'll only allow subtences to trusted members. Trust me. You'll be fine. Now, Rea will arrive soon, and.... He expects ya'll to look unpleasent."
  • Xandy: "...... I hate to say it, but...... HA, Let's curse up a storm!"
  • Cloakblade: I feel a little uncomfortable about this.
  • Vancer: Lady, deal with it! If it's for our own good, then I'm sure Glutus will understand.
  • Tollund: Oh, he won't take ANY cussing AT ALL! If you cuss, he fines you, and that's all there is to it. Best not to tell him about this unil the time is right. Now just do what you gotta do!
  • Vancer: Lucky for you guys, I happen to know the right song to prepare. Was introduced to it one Kraanmas by some...weird dude. (The whole thing cuts to a Christmas-like setting as the HA was dressed as elves)
  • Cloakblade: I can't BELIEVE we're doing this!

(This song plays, with changes to the lyrics regarding Kraanmas)

Ho Ho F**king Ho

Ho Ho F**king Ho

  • Xandy: (They all looked crazy and disfigured)...
  • Hudson:... Okay, you don't look so pretty now, Xandy.
  • Xandy: Relax, this'll all be fixed soon. Then you can have my boobs all you want!
  • Hudson: REALLY?!?
  • Xandy:... Eh, no!
  • Hudson: F***! (The setting changes back to normal)
  • Tollund:... Well... I guess now you look like average Undergrounders.
  • Clifton: This BETTER not last long, Tollund.
  • Tollund: Don't worry, everyone, you'll do just fine.
  • Rea's voice: "Ohh Rebelion T!"
  • Tollund: "DAH!?"
  • Tollund freaked out as he was struggling to put his mask back on!
  • Rea Buhl and Farre Killebrew and his crew came in as Tollund got the mask on just in time!
  • Rea Buhl looked around and saw that the HA were rebelised.
  • Rea Buhl: "Ahhh, well done, Rebelion T. You failed to disappoint me once again. Good job, mate."
  • Tollund turned around to reveil his mask was upside down.
  • Rea Buhl and Farre Killebrew and crew stared confused.....
  • Rea Buhl: "..... Uh...... T? Your mask...... It's alittle......"
  • Tollund turned around and corrected the mask position right-side up.
  • Tollund: "Thank you for pointing out a malfuntion of facial wear, sir."
  • Rea Buhl: "Ahh, gratatude appresiated, T, if only the other rebels, barring Farre Overkill and his three partners, were more like you. Granted, there may be no hope in making them all badasses, but we can at least give them the next best thing: Badass weaponry! And with my new faverite generals, the HA, manufactoring more weapons like T's, we'll finally be a much worthier opponent to my brother's forces and cause General Huge-Ass to finally consider taking us more seriously beyond the, "Extremer Freedom Fighting". As much as the old fastioned bullet gun mill has served us well, it's time for it to be upgraded to a long-awaited Lazer Gun factory as the HA will make guns like T's for us! And with Hope already out of her way to steal Lazer Gun tec for us, I look forword to the HA freedomised party even more, well, aside from the excravigent old friend of Killebrew's, Lady La-De-Da."
  • Farre Killebrew: "Oh, believe me..... She's looking forword to it as well."
  • Tollund turned around, took off his mask and puked!
  • Rea Buhl: ".... Oh my. Looks like T had too much to drink today. (Laughs)! Ya know that is true when the sexiness of La-De-Da gives you a weak stomich. (Tollund was heard puking again!). But don't get me wrong, my dear Jaleentia..... La-De-Da doesn't even come close to you, talented singer aside. My heart will always belong to you....."
  • Janleentia: "....... If you care about me like that, and I mean if you really do care at all, then you stop doing this?! Your breaking your brother's heart everyday, Rea! Gamton is your brother!"
  • Rea Buhl: "I think your missing the basic point of rebelions. THERE'S NO GOING BACK! Once you go rebel, ya see it through until even the bitter end! I am not gonna let my brother lie about the sun as an excuse to take away personal liberties!"
  • Janleentia: "...... Why, are you so doubtful to Corruptus? It's more real then Farre made you believed!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Oh for gods' sake, Janleentia. Life is not a story out of Chronicus where crazy things can be real, like, the Lamistan Stargate and a Corruptive Sun are real! Reality is not like a story book where all your inspid dreams come true because ya sang a musical number! I AM the hero here! And I will take down my brother's control freak empire, AND FOR GOOD?! So, let, it, GO?!"
  • Music started to play.

(Rea Buhl sings this.)

Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Animated Performed by NateWantsToBattle (Male Version)

Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Animated Performed by NateWantsToBattle (Male Version)

  • Hawkens thinks: "Talk about a dang hypocrite."
  • Mr. Nose: "...... That song feels very overused for some reason."
  • Mr. Stalky: "Oh music is overused all the time, so what's the diff?"
  • Rea Buhl: "One day, you'll understand Janleentia. I will make Mieber a more freer place. And who knows? Maybe I'll get the idea to make a crusade against all goverments."
  • Tollund secretly started to record the conversation.
  • Janleentia: "You know something Rea, Hope won't approve of this. I had a talk with her and she's clearly the only rebel that isn't an alcahol-hopped up baffoon or a hopeless drug addict, and she certainly wasn't TOO much of a cusser! She wasn't even hidiously deformed, and she's certainly unlike your bad taste in friends, El Toron and the three Dorkateers!"
  • Mr. Smooth: "ENGUARD?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
  • Janleentia: "It's obvious to me that she doesn't care much at all about ending the bans! She's clearly more into avenging her parents against one of your brother's generals! And she's not at all ignorent to why her sister left! You gave NO sympathy to what happened to Tamara's friend! That might say something negitive on how you view people, Rea, and that's dangerious for even a Hackagon to be careless with people's lives! Even the many idiots you have will start thinking twice about taking you seriously cause of your lack of remorse! Don't you even care for Hope's well being? She's practicly still a child!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Oh, you mean the stupid little monkey c**t?! Ya wanna know WHY I don't bother caring for these miserable pawns!? ALL THEY CARE IS ABOUT ENDING THE BANS! This is MORE then just ending a bunch of stupid bans just so they can enjoy destroying their brain cells and their health all they want while having the conversations worthy of rowdy space marines!? This, is MORE then that?! This, is about liberating Mieber from many years of lies! Lies, from a goverment! That made me realise that Goverments for whatever reason are awful! They cause wars, they tax the house and home out of people, they make unfair and stupid laws, and, they just overall SUCK ASS-MONKEYS!? I mean, oh sure, I'll live up to my promises of ending the bans, but not because I gave a s*** about personal liberties! It's so I can continue to control them to become my mindless, obedient army to commence my great goverment purge on all of the AUU! And to make that happen, I AM NOT AFRAID TO SACRIVICE A MILLION OF THESE RETARDS JUST FOR A CAUSE WORTH FIGHTING FOR?! And I am not above doing it to annoying crybaby brats like Hope?! She's hardly even that damn impourent to the rebelion! She just, collects whatever stupid s*** I want and that's it! I don't give a f***, about ANYONE'S life!? Just like I didn't to Homgrest! If he was gonna die, then who cares?! That's what he gets for being a useless wiseass! He was just a replaceable grunt anyway! And Hope is JUST as replaceable! In fact, the sooner she dies, the better I can add a new face to be a courier! She ALREADY has bored me since THE DAY SHE STARTED!! The only one who isn't repalceable, is ME! And I only barely care for actselly useful rebels like Farre and T, but trust me, their asses are grass the minute they even make one simple mistake, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FREEDOM IS ALL ABOUT! DYING FOR IT! Why should I care for the lives of idiots that took me damn seriously?"
  • Janleentia: "Because you talked them into being like this, Rea! When you started this, you did cared about people's lives! What happened that made you like this?"
  • Rea Buhl: "... Freedom happened. It is a hungry insatiable beast that will keep eating until it haves the life of my brother! Until HE'S dead, it'll have to settle with who knows how many rebels! Freedom was never earned without death. So why act as if everyone can make it out alive?! You'll understand someday."
  • Rea Buhl left along side Farre and Mr. Smooth, with a concerned Mr. Nose and Mr. Stalky at moral conflicts about this.
  • Mr. Nose: "...... We are still heroes, right?"
  • Mr. Stalky: "...... I wish I knew, Mr. Nose."
  • The duo left as well.
  • Tollund ended the recording.
  • Tollund: "...... (Quietly), Rea, your really lucky that I learned from the best Zoian monks to hold back my rage, even at the greatest insult, and that your brother won't forgive me if you're even a tooth out of place. (Openly as he turned and took off the mask) So...... How do you guys feel about a tour, since your gonna be here for awhile?"
  • Vancer: "Aren't you even the LEAST bit concern on what this anarchial madman wants to do?!"
  • Tollund: "Don't worry. I recorded the conversation into a holo-tape recorder and will send it, to an old friend that wants her sister back. She'll use it as a means to finally snap her back into reality."
  • Zosimo: "But you do realise that we can't afford to let that dino fester into anymore of this corruption, right? If there was a time where Rea has to be taken out of here, it's now!"
  • Tollund: "Oh, I will get him out. But I want the Lodgers to be able to get here first. And once you guys are normal and the show is in display, and after, ugh, La-De-Da, Rea will make a big welcome speech to congrate you guys on being members, along side stroking his own ego. And when he calls to introduse ya, that's when we'll strike. Sounds like a plan?"
  • Cloaklade:... I'm just a little iffy. What if this gives us a bad reputation? If Glutus finds out that we're playing onto this side, then he'll report this to the Grand Council, and who knows what they'll do to us as punishment?
  • Xandy: "We once aided pirates, Cloakblade. And people still trusted us."
  • Cloakblade: "That's because those pirates turned out to be more like vigilanties then criminals. These rebels are legitament villains. Tollund, please assure me this will not have dire consiquences?"
  • Tollund: Not to worry. Your firends Magnum and Samantha long took cared of that. The Grand Council will pardon any out-of-character behavior as either corruption, or as part of a ploy to trick Rea into being vulerable. Either way, if Grutus did tried to do that, he'll just end up further proving that he's a poor representation to all Yaterons. And that'll just leave him with a ticked off President Hackagon and a good risk of being given an early retirement if ya catch my drift.
  • Cloakblade:... Well, that's a good thing.
  • Clifton: Does Glutus know?
  • Tollund: Not at this moment, thank God! He's not the right person to trust with secrets like this. He takes his job far too seriously.
  • Nanobyte: "We noticed."
  • Xandy:... Well, everyone, it looks like we'll have to play along with this until the Louge come to our rescue.
  • Telthona: I'm not very fond of it, but I'll do my best. (They head out)

Surface

  • (This music plays as the Lodgers walked through town as they sight-saw the Mirror's Edge-style city they were in)
Mirror's Edge Music - New Eden (Ambience)

Mirror's Edge Music - New Eden (Ambience)

  • Kowalski:... So remind me again how we're going to track your sister in a big megalopolis like this?
  • Tamara: Couriers like her have specific underground railroad travel routes that they take to make it through this massive city easier. These railroads were literally refashioned from that old metro subway system that was replaced by the current monorail system you see above you. The subway system was considered too dangerous considering the Underground bandits that raided them for people's stuff. The Underground currently uses the still-functional subway trains to travel from location to location. The entrances and exits are strictly prohibited by the MOF, but the Underground has unique ways to sneak around the subway stations, but they became a bit limited cause of the MOF have claimed a lot of these alternate ways... Thanks to me, by the way.
  • Melman: Like what?
  • Tamara: Thanks to some portal technology swiped by Hope, the Underground transformed the subways into tele-routes where portals connect the tracks to transport the trains around MOF-claimed territory, and even the trains themselves are improved. Each cart has a portal that allows transport to secluded areas of the city and allow bandits, pirates, and couriers to do their jobs and attacks anywhere. All subway stations were eventually abandoned because of this technology.
  • Tigress:... How exactly did you find all this out?
  • Viper: Does the MOF know about this new underground railroad?
  • Tamara: For the first question, the portal technology was one of the many things my sister took on her first day on the job when I was still there. I was there when the technology was being improved to make transport through the underground railroads easier. I just didn't know how they worked until one of my missions lead to a capturing of one of the last remaining subway stations the Underground used. The second question, thanks to my assistance, the MOF does know. It's just that the Underground knows how to quickly change portal routes when any of their sections is taken.
  • Po: How many sections of the underground railroad were you able to claim?
  • Tamara: Over 900.
  • Icky: "WHAT, NINE HUNDRED-... Oh, wait, that's not as shocking. Not a very exciting Dragon Ball Z reference usage."
  • Sparx:... Seriously?
  • Tamara: As serious as a heart attack.
  • White Rabbit: But-but-but-but-but, how has the Underground been moving around the planet all these years if a lot of sectors have been claimed?
  • Tamara: It baffles me, too, but somehow, the Underground still travels all across the world when we least suspect it. But we can use it to our advantage. We find the pattern, we find my sister and catch her. Afterwards... (She felt as if she had gotten a message, takes out her mobile phone, and checks it)... We'll snap her back to reality and get her to help us get to the Underground.
  • Boss Wolf: "Wait, so, we're not gonna subtietly follow her to the main base then?"
  • Tamara: "Of course not! That runs the risk of letting her take who knows what Rea asked her to steal for him to the Underground! Espeically since there's rumors going around that he wants to make weapons exactly like T's. Dum-Dum has finally gotten tired of those metal bullet dinosaurs his forces carried around. Espeically if your HA friends ended up corrupted, that runs the risk of giving Rea the power to make weapons that actselly make the rebellion MUCH more dangerious."
  • Icky: "Tecnecally, they were already dangerious with the normal guns."
  • Tamara: "I meant more dangerious to Mieber. And the Order Force. We can handle those primitive toys, but weapons that pose an actual threat like T's weapon, the Order Force won't be able to evolve quickly enough to keep it in control in time! It will be the rise of an uprising, and the fall of President Hackagon!"
  • Icky: "..... Your right, forget subtlety, let's nail this brat!"
  • Tamara punches Icky in the face!
  • Icky: "OW?! What was THAT for!?"
  • Tamara: Let's make something clear through this entire mission, birdbrain! You will NOT, under ANY circumstances, refer to my sister as a 'brat'! Though she is a wanted criminal, she is STILL my sister, and she only does it because it is a simple job. I don't care what she does, you will NEVER, EVER, demean her in my presence. If you do, then you will have to answer to me! Kapish?
  • Icky: Okay, okay, fine, capish! Yeesh, lady, you take your family business a bit too far. It was only just a slip of the tongue. I had no idea-
  • Tamara: Just follow me and be quiet!
  • Icky:... Does shu-
  • Tamara: YES, those two words count as vulgar language. I know, it's weird, as shut and up seperately are not inheredly vulger themselves, it's, a grey area curse word as best, it's not yet a real curse word, but is IS hurtful, and hurtful words tecnecally count as cussing. Now come on!
  • Icky: "Owchie babba!"
  • The Group went on.

A shop labelled 'Krooger Arms'

  • A Weapons Transport group are seen transporting parts.
  • Shopkeeper: "Be'a careful with those parts needed for V5600C9 Heavy-Duty Assault Cannons, you'a dum-dums! If bad a'people were to snag these things and mass produce a'them in a factory, we'll be smoked."
  • Weapons Transport Worker: "Yeah yeah, shopkeep, cool your top. We're trained and armed professionals. Your corporation has been the best to our planet for decades, so I'm sure we know how to use these guns you gave us well."
  • Shopkeeper: "Good! Because you'a know! Thanks to those'a rebels, business for our corporation on this'a planet has'a been'a good'a! People are buying weapons from us up the wazoo-zoo! And the likes of the Assault Cannons have become popular for protection, even though they are expensive and'a hard to produce and are extremely'a rare and commonly too'a powerful for normal'a people. And I want to supply'a and demand'a! Those rebel animals are scaring people! And when people are a'scared, I get rich! And if I get rich, that means you'a chuckle'a heads get paid well! Capish?"
  • Weapons Transport Worker: "We get it, we get it, you said that like a million times, Mr..... (Looks at holo-clipboard)..... Italian S. Tereotype?"
  • Italian: "Exa-actly, dum-dums! And don't'a you'a forget it'a!"
  • Weapon Transport Worker: Have you considered legally changing your name? This isn't the first time I've seen someone with a name that is like an archetype.
  • Italian: I don'ta tell you how to'a live YOUR life, buster! I like'a my name as it is'a.
  • Weapon Transport Worker: "Okay, why do you keep saying "A" at the end of almost every word? No disrespect sir, it's kinda getting annoying."
  • Italian: I'ma from Francico, do not'a blame'a me! Now just be quiet and put the parts into my'a shop!
  • Weapon Transport Worker: Very well. Just give me the papers to sign.
  • Italian:... (Sighs, and does so)...
  • A Figure rushed through the shadows as this music started to play.
Mirror's Edge OST - Edge & Flight HQ Extended

Mirror's Edge OST - Edge & Flight HQ Extended

  • Italian:... What the peppers was'a that?
  • Weapon Transport Worker:... I don't know. (Whistles as the other workers armed themselves)... SHOW YOURSELF!... (They were seen patrolling the shop as the silhouetted figure disabled all the cameras in the shop with gunfire, and was then seen in the shadows behind some crates as a galaxy-like tattoo on her left eye and pixel-like tattoos on her left arm were seen)... YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER! (Does work on his tech-lens as it was able to scan the area and detected something in the figures location)... OVER THERE! (The figure leaped into the air as they opened fire)...
  • ???: (Giggles)... (The workers remained diligent until the figure landed behind them and revealed herself as a Kreeron similar in appearance to Faith Connors, except with slight differences)... If I could make a suggestion... Run! (She overwhelms the workers, smacking the guns from their hands, fighting them off with martial arts, grapples, and punches until the main one held a gun to her head)
  • Weapon Transport Worker: Hands on your head NOW!... (She trips him to the ground before he could react)
  • ???: Too slow. (Uses a yellow satchel with a lens on it to digitally store the guns within it. Then she uses it to contain the shipments)
  • Italian: MAMMA MIA!!! THIEF!! NO DOUBT AN'A UNDERGROUND COURIER! (Slams a button and sounds an alarm)
  • ???:... (She quickly and acrobatically leaps out a window and runs and scales across rooftops and heads to an alley, and activates a comlink) Oggle, ready the portal, NOW! I'm coming in with loot!
  • (???): Right away, Hope! (She enters the alley, only to be surprised when she sees Tamara and a few Lodgers)
  • Tamara:... You're not going anywhere, sister!
  • ???: Tamara!... I... (Chuckles) How's it hanging? I- (Tamara aims her gun at her) YAAH!
  • Tamara: Hope, you are under arrest! Surrender those weapons and parts!
  • Hope:... Go ahead, then! Shoot me! Shoot your little sister, because I AIN'T HANDING YOU A SINGLE THING! I'm WIDE open!
  • Tamara:... (She drops the gun, groaning angrily) I HATE it when you use that against me! (Hope sticks her tongue out, and Tamara does it even more)
  • Mr. Dodo: My word, Tamara! What was THAT?
  • Tamara: I do NOT wanna talk about it! Just go with Plan B!
  • Skipper: Way ahead of you. (On walkie-talkie) Go to Plan B!
  • Hope: Who are you- (The rest of the Lodgers surrounded her)... WHAT THE HELL?!?
  • Tamara: And I'm adding THAT to the charges against you.
  • Hope: Alright, time out, who are these people?
  • Skipper: "YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE!?"
  • Hope: "(Gasp), YOUR PIXXART!?"
  • Record scratch!
  • Skipper: "Uh, no..... A gang of ticked off misfits mad about your group's terrorisum shtick! (The Penguins pose!)"
  • Hope: "Ugh.... Ya know, I tried to talk Rea out of that extremeist shit, but me being a courior, he acted as if I was mute! Trust me, the right to get drunk, high, and alittle vulger isn't worth looking like those people from Iallog! But hey, ya know, I can't really control what the higher ups deside to do. I mean, I'm, kinda sure, Rea knows what he's doing."
  • Sandy: "No he ain't! That Corruptus has clearly gotten into his mind!"
  • Hope: "Uh, guys, I don't want to sound like the kind of stiff that wouldn't even believe in Kraan, but, newsflash, there's no corrupted sun! It's all a needlessly complicated ploy by the rest of the Hackagon clan to restrict against alcahol, drugs and swearing..... Which albeitly, we are kinda doing well without, I mean, I guess Gamton isn't flat-out malevolent as he's more, trying too hard, well-intentioned misguided leader at best. I only fault him for hiring General Ass who caused soldiers to kill OUR parents, Tammy! I mean, them bringing weapons to a protest aside Tammy, I can't exactly forgive Grutus for that!"
  • Tigress: "..... Wow, your, surprisingly unlike what we seen in the lab."
  • Tamara: "My sister kept an open mind. It saved her from turning into another spazzy freak. Helps that she's too young to drink, stays well clear away from drugs, and cusses moderately. I know, even Hallmall is still trying to figure out how that last one works."
  • Shifu: "..... It's possable she's at a very weak stage of first-stage corruption to the point that it is not extremely obvious."
  • Hope: "Or, and this is merely just a suggestion, CORRUPTUS, isn't, REAL!"
  • Shrek: "Oh, once we bring ya to the President and the Order Force, you'll be singing a different tune, lassy!"
  • Hope: "Look, if it's ANY consolation, I have NOTHING to do with those terror attacks! Again, I'm just a girl who collects shit for Rea!"
  • Shrek: "Well in that case, I myself don't have ANYTHING to do with what the president desides to do with you! I'm just the delivery boy."
  • Hope: "..... Well, then here's your TIP?! (Punches Shrek in the crotch!)"
  • Shrek: "GEEE?!........ Ow."
  • Donkey: "Oh she just punched ya in the big green-"
  • Shrek: "I KNOW?!"
  • Lord Shen: "If you wish to go down fighting, then prepare to regret your desidtion!?"
  • Lord Shen brought out his blades, which Hope saw and gotten frighten by!
  • Hope: "GAAAH!? KNIFES!? I AM TERRIFIVED OF KNIFES?!"
  • Icky: "..... Seriously? You're a highly trained rebel courior and yet your phobic to knifes? You're in a job where you're likely to face dudes WITH knifes!?"
  • Tamara: (As a portal opens up behind the group)... I... Sister, where'd THIS come from? I've seen you fight people with knives before. Did something happen to you that-
  • Hope: SUCKER! (She wall-runs above them and tries to leap through the portal, but Tamara trapped her with a net from a net gun!)
  • The portal ends up closing up.
  • Lord Shen:... I can't believe we almost FELL for that!
  • Tamara: To be honest, I thought it was a bluff from the start. Though don't feel too bad, she did disguised it well from prior exspearience. She did have a fear of knives before, but I KNEW her Kleen employer taught her out of that.
  • Rita: Well, at least we got her before she could steal those weapons and weapon parts to the Underground.
  • Tamara: (Picks her sister up)... I'm sorry, sister. But this is for your own good.
  • Hope: "Funny enough, it doesn't FEEL good."
  • The group left.
  • Oggle's voice: "Dang it Hope, why did ya made me waste good portal energy for nothing?! This isn't the time for jokes and-"
  • Tamara takes off the radio transmiter and breaks it.
  • Icky: "...... You sure that's not gonna cause an alarm?"
  • Tamara: "Don't worry. Rea is not a good listener, and Killebrew's too dangerious and failure intolerent to alarm about this. The other Couriors and the boss can't do anything about this. And before anyone brings up T, don't worry. All that she stole will be confiscated before he can do so. They still won't be getting anything regardless of any kind rescue. But even then, don't expect Rea to let him or anyone to do anything about it, because Rea's not much to waste reshorces for low-ranked members, not even couriors. Also, it's because Rebellion T has been reported to have obtained information she might need to know."
  • Lola: What?
  • Tamara: You'll see. (They left)

MOF Base

  • Hope was held in place by lazer chains and anti-gravity displayer.
  • Glutus: "..... It took you long enough Tamara..... But you did it. You finally caught this thief, AND you stopped her from gaining Assult Cannons for those not "Rebellion T" to use! You single-handedly halted what could've been a dangerious uprising."
  • Tamara: "Well, the lougers helped abit."
  • Glutus: "Yes, but only in slowing her down and cutting off quick escapes. It is mostly all you. Now, I would be quick to have her jailed in a heart-beat, but to prove that I'm a Yateron of honor, I'll allow you to bring her back into reality, not just because I like the idea of using one of the rebelion's best couriors against them, but because..... You need to have your family back. And even I, dispite my own wants and needs, will not interfear, knowing my own, family sorrows."
  • Tamara: "..... Thank you sir, that means alot to me."
  • Tamara enters the chamber.
  • Hope: "..... If your gonna make me ask where the main base is, you already know sis. I'm surprised you didn't already told Glutus about it."
  • Tamara: "I would've..... But I wanted to take you out of the cross-fire first. Now, I know your aware that it's imperfect, but it's worse then that. Barring the terrorisum, the rebelion doesn't care for peoples' lives, not even their own, and only care about ending the bans. You know that they're not like the famed Nimboo Rebellion, NOR the kind of rebels from our faverite stories, Hope. They're assentually criminals at best, and as of recently, terrorests at worse! And I don't need to bring up Homgrest again because I know you heard about what Rea did!"
  • Hope: "...... I know. All he did was had Homgrest's body buried into the ground, and that's it. No funeral, no final words, not even a party in his honor. Though to be fair, that could be because Rea didn't really knew Homgrest well and the fact that, well, he knew it was gonna happen eventually. No offence sis, but Homgrest was kind of a douche. (An alarm was raised)"
  • Tamara: And you just raised the fine.
  • Hope: "(Groans in aggravation) ANYWAY, it could've been that he wasn't very popular in the underground, and Rea, had difficulty in trying to sell that Homgrest had nice things about him."
  • Tamara: "A good, and, unfortunate, arguement, but what about the rebels that WERE popular and then were killed? He never gave a funeral to them!"
  • Hope: "...... Their, good deeds, go without saying?"
  • Tamara: "(Groans), I didn't want to show this to you, but it's clearly the only way to open your mind! Ya know T? Well let's just say that Rea shouldn't've trusted someone he doesn't even know his true name! T recorded THIS conversation between Rea and his debatable girlfriend."
  • Tamara pulls out her phone and plays the recording.
  • (Janleentia): You know something Rea, Hope won't approve of this. I had a talk with her and she's clearly the only rebel that isn't an alcahol-hopped up baffoon or a hopeless drug addict, and she certainly wasn't TOO much of a cusser!...

Later...

  • (Rea): (As Hope was shocked at what she was hearing)... Until HE'S dead, it'll have to settle with who knows how many rebels! Freedom was never earned without death. So why act as if everyone can make it out alive?! You'll understand someday. (The recording ended)
  • Hope: "........ Please, tell me, (sheds a tear), That's just a practical joke!"
  • Tamara: "I had the tape tested...... And it's indeed a holo-recording of something that happened.... Rea doesn't care for any rebel's life. He didn't care for Homgrest, he doesn't care for the guy who killed him, he never cared for the loss of even the best rebels he has, he BARELY cares for T and Farre, but only because they're the only ones capable to make some dent into the goverment, he doesn't care about the couriors except for when his package doesn't arrive, but he won't care about the people inside of it. Not even you and Oggle. Heck, if Oggle were to die or get captured, he's not gonna care one inch. All he cares about, is satsifying his fanacial dreams and himself. Yeah, sure, Rea may've not been the one who took away our parents. But give Glutus this. At least he cares enough for the orderly, innosent people, that he's forced to make these, harsh as they are, choices to keep them safe! He at least has SOME value in the lives of others. Rea doesn't even care about the bans anymore! All he cares about now, is power and to destroy all goverments! And you were THIS close of allowing that to happen! Your actselly lucky we stopped you like we did. You could've ended up ruining so many lives, even the HA's, over a bunch of bans! And as crazy as our parents were, even they wouldn't've wanted things to go THAT way! You know that, deep inside your heart."

(After the conversation, this song plays, as Tamara desides after words to give Hope her space.)

Brother Bear OST - 08 - No Way Out (Phil Collins)

Brother Bear OST - 08 - No Way Out (Phil Collins)

  • Tamara:... (Sighs as she walked out of the room as Glutus came in)
  • Glutus:... So now you know the truth, Hope! See why that place you work in is no longer acceptable?
  • Hope:... I'm not even talking to you! *Sniff*
  • Glutus: Well, too bad, thief, because you are! And it's MY job to give you the justice you deserve. First off, you have illegally used vulgar language... (Checks datapad)... 564 times, counting just now.... That I know of. And so, this is why I'm charging a $990,000 fine!
  • Hope: THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!! YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!
  • Glutus: Well, too bad! You should've thought of that earlier. I don't care what your sister says, laws are laws, and you break the laws, you pay the price.
  • Hope: How about you leave me alone, jerkoff? I'm too livid about my life to talk to a complete extortionist butthole like you!
  • Glutus: (Gives her an angry look)... You're lucky your sister forbids me from taking drastic action on you, Hope! But you are still a criminal. Now that you'll no longer be giving a junk about your precious Underground, I expect this fine to be paid.
  • Hope: First off, I still have friends in the Underground who care about me! It doesn't matter if Rea's an insensitive tyrant, and frankly, his mostly bad taste in friends isn't helping, but besides that, the Underground is still a part of me. If you think I'll change my ways because of his words, then know that I will only help take HIM down, and stop this terrorist nonsense that his autistic bulath buddy is devising. After that, I'm going back to the Underground, and that's final! Secondly, how do you expect me to pay for that?
  • Glutus: The latter question, that's your problem, not mine! And as for the former, jokes on you! The Underground will be disbanned with Rea's capture, because not even the most criminalistic of rebels will take Killebrew seriously without a Hackagon's approveal! That means, once Rea Buhl is gone, there'll BE no more underground! True order becomes dominant once more, and you'll just be a sad, naughty child, and another resident for the high security orphanage where you'll be lucky if fate will be kind enough to still allow you to have a family! Either way, you're NEVER going back. I made the laws, and I expect them to be followed. (Takes the fine and places it on her face) And you know the penalty for resisting fines! Non-merciful prosecution! Good day! (Leaves)
  • Hope:... I HATE him!
  • ???: "Yeah, he ain't winning any popularity contests with us either, kiddo."
  • The Lougers came in.
  • Shifu: "But sadly..... He is correct on one thing. I'm afraid the Underground is too tainted by Rea's openness to extremeisum and quickness to embrace someone who is clearly worse then him! I'm sad to inform you that as representations of the Grand Council's law, we can't in good conscience let this rebellion socity alone with the mere removal of it's leaders. In contrast to what Rea believes, he's not entirely irreplaceable. A new and potaintionally even more dangerious leader will take his place and cause a vastly more dangerious rebellion, following the bad examples of Rea's leadership, only making them worse."
  • Hope: "..... So what? Because of some stupid corruptive sun that, I guess is actselly real now, that the people are not allowed to complain about something that might be something even a little bit wrong with the system? I mean, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the Hackagons, as I fully respect President Gamton now, it's just that, there is..... WAS, more to the rebelion then just ending a bunch of stupid bans! It was also to reform the goverment on how it treats people for violating pretty mundane things! But I know what you're gonna say! And yeah! I get it! Rea and Farre totally screwed us over by making us act more like criminals, and now terrorists, and made us demonize ourselves and our goals! It doesn't help that he now wants to purge all governments and make us look like maniacs. I mean, okay, maybe a LOT of the rebels are more than a little crazy, but not all of them! Mr. Nose and Mr. Stalky, despite being close to Farre, are actually nice dudes. They, just don't understand the full picture yet. And of course there's my friends with other couriers. They're all silly in their own context, but they're good at doing their jobs. And Mr. Sursemury, the guy's like a 3rd father to me. The other one being T... Though I'm starting to think that it was really dumb of Rea to trust someone he doesn't even know his real name, cause how else did THAT conversation got recorded?!? Say what you want about the rebellion, we technically wouldn't exist if it wasn't for General Giant Tush. Surely you heard on what the jerk did to me and my sister's parents!"
  • Icky: "And don't get us wrong, that's awful! But your folks made the 'wise' decision to bring guns to a 'peaceful' protest and threaten innocent people and probably could've gotten killed anyway by an armed civilian protecting himself or even his family. Glutus was only trying to stop an ugly riot from happening! Granted, the opition that he picked? A dumb way to do it! But what else was he to do?"
  • Hope: "WELL HE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE IMPOSSIBLE FINES FOR CUSSING ALONE?! Corruptus sun or no sun, being an extortionist has no excuse!"
  • Gazelle: "Perhaps the Order Force IS in need of some reform, but that won't happen if you're gonna make them look good by making yourselves look bad! If you want to blame something, blame the Corruptus sun for corrupting your parents into wanting to hurt people."
  • Hope: "BUT I CAN'T BLAME A SUN FOR WHAT GLUTUS' SOLDIERS DID TO MY PARENTS!! Is it appearently WRONG to want to avenge your parents against the people who took them away from you?!? Is it because of a corruptive sun, that I'm not allowed to get justice on what clearly irresponsible enforcers are doing? Them being idiots or not, my parents are responsible for me and Tammy's existence! (Cries) I'm not allowed to avenge the only family ever related to me or something?!? Cause if so, why would the gods allow me to be born on what feels like the worst planet ever?!? Aren't people like me, entitled to voice our concerns on even the most obvious malfunctions the government has?! As I said, I have NO problems with the Hackagon family, and I totally buy that corruptive sun junk now, but, I just want people to acknowledge how awful people like Glutus is! IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK, GODDAMN IT?!?" (The alarm was raised as she cried on the floor. Then Gazelle came up and gave her a small embrace)
  • Gazelle: "... Corruptive Sun or not, you ARE entitled to bring concern to a great flaw in the otherwise powerful and benvolent system of Mieber's government. It's just, those like Rea and Farre are obviously not any better than the General. It's obvious those like your follow couriers, Mr. Sursemury, and those still with some shred of decency, just mistook them as saviors and not the delusional madmen they really are. Rea and Farre are not champions of the people. They are champions for their own delusional fantasies and their greed. But even they are nothing more, then just pawns of the Corruptus Sun, left behind by a long ago dark lord long punished. Never let anything make you believe that nothing's worth fighting for. But make no mistake. The Underground is too tainted to just leave with Rea and Farre removed. It would be dangerous to leave them alone, risking one of them to become the sun's newest puppet."
  • Hope: "..... You're..... Saying that I shouldn't go after Glutus yet, but..... Your saying that my battle is with the sun itself? How, am I suppose to fight a giant fireball in space?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Actually, is it a ball of burning gas burning many miles away in the vastness of space and-"
  • Skipper/Hope: "NERD?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well......"
  • Gazelle: "That's what we aim to do, once we stop Rea from just making things worse. But by all means, if we can find a way to cure that sun of it's corruption, then depending on circumstance, your lives can be changed. Your careers as parkouring couriers can still remain as your boss, or any other courier employer, can form an efficient delivery service that gives good adrenaline rushed and good exercise, well, providing if he doesn't have a more intermediate interest in mind. But I can't promise that the Underground will still remain. Also, I'm not gonna lie, the Corruptus radiation will not go away because of the sun being cured. Not even I can say that Mieber will start being like any other world after the sun is cured. And even then if it does go away in some way, I feel as if that the damage is done, and Mieberians might still be very easy to corrupt. From what I heard, the kind of magic Lord Corruptus had may not be invinicable, but it's not entirely removeable either. But the least we can do is discourage future rebelions by fixing the flaws in how the goverment handles such cases. Plus, the MOF will DEFINITELY need to clean up it's act. I'm sorry to say that your Underground home is unlikely to stick around, so is it really worth still sticking up to it, even after all that has been said?"
  • Hope: "...... Okay..... Your right...... I'm done with the Underground for good...... But on one condition: I want my friends to be out of there too! They don't even care about the bans like me and only want to have General Butt be met with justice for how he was unfair to them!"
  • Gazelle: "Done. But keep in mind that we have no authority over Glutus. That is for President Hackagon and the Order Force leaders to decide. We'll see if we can ask them to keep Maximus in line, or even something more greater if he's beyond as bad as you said. Do you understand?"
  • Hope: Yes. As long as this wretched way of life is changed for the better, for both orderlies AND undergrounders. I can't BARE to pay over $990 grand, possability an additional more thanks to my emotional outburst, for something as simple as swearing, but I don't want people to think I'm a monster for what Rea's doing either! Not even cursing is worth the status of terrorest! As far as I can tell, Glutus, Rea, and Killebrew are ALL problems to Mieber! But please note that I consider General A-...... Butt, the bigger problem, cause he started this! Ya can't deny that Rea and Farre are using him as a poster boy on why they need to rebel! I'm worried that he'll be just as much of a bad enfluence to my sister, as Rea was to me, and like how Farre clearly is to Rea!"
  • Samantha: And we'll have a talk with him AND Tamara about that. If we go down otherwise, then so be it.
  • Magnum: I just hope our teammates are holding their own down there.

Back in the Underground

  • Wooly Bird: (As the HA were chilling in a bar)... So, how do ya like my non-alcoholic synthehol?
  • Aurlena:... It's surprisingly not that bad.
  • Cloakblade: And you're sure that this stuff is non-alcoholic?
  • Wooly Bird: Only the best in de Underground..... Even though those imbaciles in the brewery scoff at the idea and won't allow me to share to the other rebels! That's how bad this three-ring circus of a rebelion is! The Nimboo Rebelion, it is not! Now THOSE people were heroes! They kept their beef on the actual problem and still acted like normal people! Now, back to my non-syntheic, I have a promising future with this. Plan to make a living off this stuff as soon as the ineditable downfall of this crazy mess happens.
  • Nanobyte: "You CLEARLY don't sound like you have much faith for this group."
  • Wooly Bird: "I'm not even that against the bans they're fighting against! Judging from Mieber's tec levels and the fact we don't suffer cases of deaths from DUIs and drug over-doses, the benifits outwaight the drawbacks clearly. Heck, I even offer an alternate to true Alcahol myself.... I'm just waiting for things to cool down for abit after the downfall of these fools while also hoping that Glutus won't care about the couriors as long as the bigger fishes are fried."
  • Hawkens: "Yeah, ya'll might wanna wait for the day he's either fired or retired, cause what I hear, he does his job too darn good!"
  • Clifton: Tollund, PLEASE tell me you have a plan to rescue Hope? If that Glutus butthole is truly the butthole you know him to be, who knows how much he'll charge her regardless of Tamara's boundaries? How many times has she even used vulgar language?
  • Tollund: I've lost count. And don't worry. I've rescued Hope a dozen times. But by now, the MOF have taken all that she'd stolen. And even then, Rea is not much to make rescues he deems "Too risky", even to those the rebelion has some shred of fondness over. Espeically with his "Confession" in mind. However, that's actually a good thing, because it would be unwise to expect the Underground to be empowered right away. But above all else, I tecnecally don't need to, cause she's impourent on how the heroes can even get inside the underground.
  • Wooly Bird: And your lucky that Rea won't even spit in my direction, let alone even believe a word I say! And I don't even want to talk to that brutish insult to autistic people everywehre Killebrew! As much as I care for Hope, I'm glad you did what you had to do to get her out of this mess of a rebel socity. But do realise that she's a smart girl. And given the fact that, baring me and the other couriors, the rest of the rebelion doesn't even know your full name! She might get the idea that your not as advertised.
  • Tollund: I see.... Well, to be fair, Mr. Sursemury, it'll be about time that I stop hiding behind a mask and tell her who I truly am.
  • Wooly Bird (Mr. Sursemury): Good for you, Tollund. Cause honestly, calling you by a mere letter was starting to get repetive. But what will you do with the mask?
  • Tollund: It still has it's uses, but I'll save it for when it is needed for a speical mission, or for battles. Wearing this thing 24/7 almost gave me helmet hair.
  • Aurlena: "Ya managed fine to me."
  • Clifton: "Plus, ya look awesomely kick-butt awesome with it! It's ashame it's uses and that cool Assult Cannon are wasted with these clowns and not people who could really appresiate those kind of skills. Aside maybe the Order Force, but you can't deny that your reputation is Heroes Act worthy, Toll."
  • Tollund: "Well, I'm afraid your Grand Council might be abit shy accepting me, because of my alias as Rebelion T. Even if it was pardoned by President Hackagon, you can't deny that if I ever get corrupted, and considering that I'm Mieberian, an easily corruptable being, and with what I did to earn Rea's trust will end up being too attractive to your VA enemies. I'm a dangerious weapon waiting to happen...."
  • Clifton: "..... Look, Toll, I'll promise that I, my girlfriend Samantha, and this really good bioengineer I helped awhile back will find away to cure that corruption out ya.... And trust me. The Grand Council are not gonna ignor how awesome you are because of what you did as Rebelion T. And even if they do get allitle bit relucdent cause of that Rebelion T stuff, Hackagon will make them understand that it was part of your mission to rescue Rea from Farre and himself."
  • Tollund: "I appresiate the kind words, but I'm not gonna hold my breath over it. I'm not sure if I'll be perfect for the HA. I'm more of a dishastor waiting to happen cause of my Mieberian origins. All Mieberians are corruptable. I'm no exception. And even with me being well balenced, all it will take is one trip to a VA corruption machine or some kind of mind-washer and..... Let's, pretend this coversation is never brought up...."
  • Xandy: What do we do in the meantime?
  • Tollund: "We wait, and hope that Glutus isn't being too much of a interfearing fool. Otherwise, I may be forced to, "Improvise" again."
  • Hudson: "And what do you mean by "Improvise"?"
  • Tollund: "That I'll have to rescue Hope, AND capture the entire Lougers, your two friends and Tamara."
  • Clifton: "But that may risk Rea getting the idea that his brother was trying to pull a fast one."
  • Tollund: "But don't worry. That's ONLY if the General continues to be a big, "Butt", about it. (The HA laughed for abit). I trust the Lougers will know how to keep Glutus from being too much of a problem to Hope. Even if Glutus does have some honor to him, he may be allitle stubbern about letting Hope lead the heroes and Tamara to the underground, fearing that Rea will adapt dispite still being surprised and capture the Lougers and your two friends. And I know the Lougers are great in number, but so are the rebelion by even greater numbers. And be honest, the Lougers did display moments of not being perfect, right?"
  • Clifton:... Yes, they're a bit... Wacky. Especially the annoying icar-like bird who has a sarcastic and boasty mouth on him. That guy's a walking cuss factory, for Kraan's sake! As it was said before, I'll be surprised if he didn't even cuss once on this little mission. He even says stuff as if this was some kind of cartoon for some reason.
  • Tollund: Well, there you have it. So bottom line, we've got everything under control. With Hope's help, this Underground will... (They realized they were among a bunch of dirty Undergrounders who gave them cartoonishly-angry looks, crushing beer cans, biting into wood, and even taking enormous gulps of beer and burping/hiccupping wildly)... Surely be empowered. We'll have you wielding modern weapons in no time! (Chuckles)... (The thugs just continued minding their own business)
  • Zosimo:... Whew! That was close!
  • Cloakblade: You know something? I'm surprised no thugs overheard our plans until a few seconds ago. Maybe we should only limit our briefing to places void of violent witnesses.
  • Tollund: Agreed. Let's just get out of here. Thanks for the synthehol, Mr. Sursemury.
  • Sursemury: My pleasure! (They left)

Order Base.

  • Glutus: "Herr President, are you sure it's a wise desidtion to trust Hope to lead the heroes to the Underground? How do you even plan of getting them and Tamara of all people past the enternece even? They'll stick out like a sore thumb! Plus, though needless to say, you know as well as I about the bounty on Tamara's head. They'd kill her in an instant."
  • President Hackagon: "Hallmall is making them solid-light holographic disguises to help them pose as new recruits, that way, Hope can proceed to lead the heroes in the under ground with no problem."
  • Glutus: "Well, fine, but ya sure Hope of all people can even be trusted? She was close in empowering them after all. Also, she's expected to bring something back."
  • President Hackagon: "Her digital satchel will be filled with similar-looking dart-blaster toys that, fortunately, the rebels won't be smart enough to know the difference. My plans never failed before."
  • Glutus: "And I agree, but, I am just saying that Hope at least needs extended time in the Reform Tank before-"
  • President Hackagon: "No need. The Misfits already handled that without it. They just talked to her like an actual person and she forsakened the Underground."
  • Glutus: "WHAT!? But, when I talked with her, all she was saying is that she still supports the rebelion even dispite acknowledging that your brother's a beast!? (President Hackagon gave abit of a stern look).... No offence. How is that possable? What did they do right that I didn't?!"
  • President Hackagon: Lots of things. They convinced her that not only is the Underground too long gone to give any hope, and that the Lodgers are entirely capable of changing this world's way of life, but people like you are giving the Underground good reason to do malicious things with your strict and harshly-enforced penalties.
  • Glutus:... Excuse me? Are you saying it's MY fault that the Underground is about to, and already has in a sense, commit terrorist acts?
  • Pre. Hackagon: Given how Hope described your methods, maybe it is. No intended offense, but even I can agree you're not a good figure.
  • Glutus: Herr President, with all due respect, I can't be blamed for something those animals desided to do on their own!? I didn't ASKED them to cause a rebelion?! I mean, ok, maybe my desidive mannorisums seem uninviting, but it's for everyone's own good! Even someone in a stage one corruption will not react benifitally to us being gentle with them! Maybe they gotten lucky with Hope having a weaker strain, but many others will not-
  • Pre. Hackagon: I get what your trying to say. And considering what happened in your personal life, I understand why you see no reason to ever give any one of them a chance. But sometimes your methods are a little... Unorthodox. Even the citizens themselves say that, in more basic terms, you're a bit of a jerk. Your methods are a broad definition of 'police brutality', even though the MOF are more millaterry-enforcers then police. The prime point is, your methods are a little...

Cutaway

  • Glutus: (As MOF enforcers beat someone with vibrobatons) I DON'T CARE IF IT'S JUST TWO WORDS TOGETHER IN WHICH MAKE IT A GREY AREA WORD, IT'S A SWEAR, AND IT'S ILLEGAL! (It cuts to the MOF Base) Officers, give this smart-aleck wise guy a WARM MOF welcome! (They began firing tazers at a criminal as he was screaming in agonizing pain) (It then cuts to him firing a tazer at a criminal) SO WHAT, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OTHER-WORLDLY MILITARY SOLDIER, YOU HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND THINK YOUR ALLOWED TO ENJOY WHATEVER OUTSIDER BEER YOU WANT?!?
  • Soldier: NOOOO!!! I DON'T THINK THAT AT ALL?! BESIDES, I'M ONLY VISITING A RELITIVE HERE, I SWEAR?!
  • Glutus: WHEN YOU'RE ON THIS PLANET, FOR ANY REASON, YOU WILL OBEY OUR LAWS!!! (Continues zapping him until it cuts to him beating up a citizen violently on the street in front of all he citizens)... Resist the fine again, and you'll get something WORSE than that! (It cuts to Glutus smashing beer bottle on a guy's face as it got wounded and bleeding off camera as the citizen was screaming wildly) DON'T EVER BACK-TALK ME, FILTHY DRUNK!! (It cuts to the MOF cornering two citizens) HE BACK-TALKED, SWORE, AND RESISTED US, AND NEARLY MURDERED AN ENFORCER!
  • Citizen #1: He's mentally retarded, sir! He can't help it!
  • Glutus: Oh, what a great sob story!
  • Citizen #1: STORY?!? I AM TELLING THE-
  • Glutus: SILENCE! You know the law! An attempt to an MOF enforer's life is punishable by death!
  • Citizen #1: I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL HIM, YOU CRUEL BASTARD! (His suit acts up)...
  • Glutus:... If that's how you want to play it..... (He fires his tazer and zaps him into unconscious)... FIRE! (They killed his friend)... Lock him up for treason!

Present

  • Pre. Hackagon:... Brutal.
  • Glutus: I am just trying to make sure everyone respects the law. Nothing garrenties better results then showing people that their violations will not be appresiated, ignored, NOR TOLERATED! It is also to weed-out the truely disobedient from the true orderly. Granted, I never meant for them to be weeded out like this, but at least we know their true nature!
  • Pre. Hackagon: But that doesn't excuse your actions. I was going to be as tolerable as possible since, in a dark sort've way, you did protected and upheld the law, though at an obvious extense to the people's faith in goverment, (Stops Glutus from rebuttling) BARRING THOSE THAT HAVE TRUE FAITH IN ORDER NO MATTER WHAT!? It's obvious that thanks to my brother alone, that some less enlighten people gotten the wrong idea. Barring all that, I still believe that your a relieable enforcer, but after how Hope described what the Underground thinks of your methods, It's, slightly possable, that you ever being allowed into MOF may not have been what Mieber truthfully needs.
  • Glutus: Wha-... Herr President, please tell me your not suggesting this?! You never suggested such a thing ever since that blasted protest mess after your..... Chat, with the Grand Councilers.
  • Pre. Hackagon: Calm yourself, Glutus. This is not a sign of me reconsidering your involvement. I would not dare disrespect your family after what happened to them by punishing someone who only wanted justice against the rebelion, even if it's implied that the rebelion was your respondability or what Hope said is unfortunate circumstances that they're also doing this over you. You didn't know what happened in the protest would lead to this. It is obviously a mistake you were unable to avoid because the protesters were capable to make good on their threats. You didn't had a choice, and yes, it is their fault for not understanding this. And it is soley Rea and Killebrew's fault for giving them the idea to do so. But we cannot deny a sad truth. Though accsidental, this IS, both our mistakes, and they must be corrected. But don't be alarm. This will not lead to the end of your career. I am just giving you a warning. From now on, I'm giving you a chance to reconsider your methods. The first step in fixing this Underground problem is to tone down the MOF regulations and laws. I know you will not think such things will curb corruption as well as your usual standerds do, but let's be honest, being strict and brutal has proven to be failures. I expect better from the MOF, so if you don't step up and revise these methods, then I'll have no choice but to ask the MOF leaders to discharge you from service in due to poor public appeal.
  • Glutus: (Gasps)... Herr President! You WOULDN'T! You just said that you wouldn't do that to my dear wife and children after what happened, and yet you just threaten to have me removed?! Herr President, please be reasonable-
  • Pre. Hackagon: Don't test me, Glutus. I'm doing this for the good of this planet. I don't want you to do anything that will escalate how the Underground sees us. So either you step up and do better than you did before, or else you'll end up being proof that you process a more complexed strain of corruption that isn't like the ones we seen before! IS THAT CLEAR?!
  • Glutus:... (Sighs) Yes, Herr President.
  • Pre. Hackagon: Dismissed. (He leaves)

Glutus' Office

  • Glutus:... HE CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I DID NOTHING WRONG?!........ Well, nothing intentional! I WASN'T THE ONE WHO FOUNDED THE REBELION?! I CAN'T PREDICT WHAT THESE VERMIN REBELS WILL DO?! I, AM A VICTIM OF IMPLIED IMPLICATIONS AND UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES?! I AM AN EFFICIENT GENERAL, HOW DARE HE?!? (He slams his fists on his desk)... He wants me to step up? Fine! I'll step up! I'll take down the entire Underground myself! (On phone) Sting? It's time to execute Operation: Qonnors!
  • (Sting): (Gasps)... You can't mean that, sir!
  • Glutus: Oh, I mean it alright! The Underground is WIDE open thanks to Tamara leading the Lodgers to the Underground. It's about darn time we started becoming proactive! We'll go down there, and hunt down every last one of those Undergrounders!
  • (Sting): But sir, Tamara will be so upset!
  • Glutus: Look, we'll wait until after the Lougers and Hope rescue the HA, the two hostages, AND contained Hope's faverites, AND for Tollund to capture Rea Buhl! After that, once Killebrew is left struggling to maintain control without a Hackagon, we'll swoop in and reign orderly justice on all of the vermin! With the main base captured and damaged beyond repair, any rebel nest still around will not survive without a capital! It will fall into choas WORSE then their usual brand! And once then, we'll make Hope expose the surviving nests for use to go out of are way to place them out of their, and Mieber's misery! This so I won't risk being caught by the misfits of doing what I wasn't tecnecally asked! I heard what they did to disobedient enforcers! I suspect that even after all we showed them, they'll still keep a neutrol mind! I would prefer to strike when they're too busy with their prize, and silently but swiftly end the rest of the dying rebelion! I want all available troops ready now, Sting! And that's an order!
  • (Sting):... Right away, sir!
  • Glutus:... I'll PROVE that I can be a better leader, by purging the entire Underground once and for all! No more Underground, no more terrorist uprising! I'll let the Lougers do their part, but once they, Hope and her little friends, The HA, and ESPEICALLY Tollund are not paying attention, it shall be me who is to bring a much greater end to the rebelion! (Cackles)

Later...

  • In Hallmall's lab, the Lougers were outfited with a upgrade on the orderly suits.
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Ok misfits. The upgrade is just about ready. With the solid-light hologram disguise, you'll look like actual creatures of these universes and not the obvious visitors you are."
  • Icky: "Okay, but what about Samantha and Magnum?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Since they're already native here, they'll just wear some spare rebel clothes we have laying around from some of the patients here."
  • Po: "But Tam is likely to be VERY reckindiseable."
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Which is why she's needed to be outfited with the same solid-light hologram disguise as well. You won't even reckindise her."
  • Hope: "I'll be the judge of that, doc. Tammy is my sister, and I will always reckindise her no matter what."
  • Dr. Hallmall: You'll be surprised on how different she will be. And you better hope so too. You know as a now former member of the Underground, she has a 900 grand bounty on her, everyone in the Underground has been gunning for her since Day 1. This disguise is vastly impourent.
  • Kowalski: So... How do these disguises work?
  • Dr. Hallmall: Hopefully, they'll disguise you as alternate species versions of your species. These birds here will become Yinguens, those three creatures (Points at the Hyenas) will become Malfils, she'll (Sandy) become a Lasquall, those of you that are human... I'll have to change you into human-like alien beings from our universes because of... Obvious reasons. You might end up as Augeans, Satrans, Acrillisapes, Korbiquats, Ohrugans, Rabodans, anything depending upon the disguise you're using. And these disguises thankfully use the same solid-light technology the Yatorans possess, as the light used forms a realistic solid structure, meaning that the classic hologram-like exposure will not be an issue.
  • Kowalski: That's good.
  • B.O.B.: "OH, OH, WHAT ABOUT ME!? WHAT AM I ABOUT TO BE TURNED INTO!?"
  • Icky: "I bet it's impossable cause these people probuly don't have sentient blob creatures."
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Actselly, there is a likewise race that, in a way, are like your friend, but different."
  • Icky: "Whoa wait, ya do have one of those?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: Yes. A sentient eukaryotic slime mold called the Gooorytans. It'll be an easy disguise because like you, they can change shape and are gelatinous.
  • Gilda:... Do you have any mythical creatures in these worlds? Cause I had some doubts because this place is CLEARLY beyond Sci-Fi.
  • Dr. Hallmall: Of course. A lot of planets means a lot of cultures which means a lot of mythical/heraldry creatures. You'll be a Grykron.
  • Trixie: What about me? Will I become what you guys refer to as 'Lonies'?
  • Dr. Hallmall: Oh, that's one of the things I'm a bit iffy on. We don't even know if they exist anymore. Their home planet of Equaria was missing for years. It's either the VA managed to destroy them so badly that even the planet was gone, which has been considered vastly illogical and unlikely because they don't have Astro-Laser tecknowagey, thank goodness, or, it just disappeared because of a magical spell going horrorably wrong. People might over-react seeing a Lony as, seeing a living Lony would be proof that the planet is still ok and will garrintie an emence reward to containing this proof. It implies to all worlds, even Mieber, and the underground diffently so! You had any idea what those uneducated simpletons would do to her if they think that she'll be a free-shot at money to be wasted on beer and drugs? I'm worried that if they see a Lony amongst them and then by dumb chance discover that she's fake, they'll know you're all phonies.
  • Tigress:... In that case, I think Trixie should stay behind. If a Lony disguise is risky, then we can't allow her to come along.
  • Trixie: "Seriously?! Your dumping me again?!"
  • Icky: "Look, it's nothing personal Trix, it's because the race your most simular to is either long dead or just flat out missing for whatever reason. You'll end up attracting MORE attention then the oppisite of what we're gunning for! For the sake of the mission, maybe sit this one out, eh?"
  • Trixie: But, but, but, just give me a NON-Lony disguise! Won't THAT be a little easier?
  • Icky: "Doc?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Sorry, but it appears the only thing that properly compliments your form is Lony, and well..... Anything else will not work properly. The Holo-Soild will glitch and malfuntion if it is made to change the form of something that doesn't match the form.... Your, better off absint miss."
  • Trixie: "D'ohhhh, fine! But who else other then Merlin and the HA magic duo would give you magical aid?"
  • Missing Link: "Pretty sure we're covered in the magic department, Trix. Trust me, with your magical training from Merlin, you would've been WAY overkill."
  • Trixie: "..... Ya think so?"
  • Missing Link: "Totes McGoats Trix."
  • Trixie: "A-....... Totes McGoats? I think I ran into a Totes McGoats once. He run this gross farting goat farm."
  • Icky: "THAT, was not info that needed to be shared!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: (Sighs) Are you sure you guys can handle this? I mean, there's certainly a lot of you, why, in fact, I'm already questioning how all of you can fit in this lab.
  • Icky: "You want an answer to that, ask TVTropes."
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Don't you mean "ScreenClishes"?"
  • Icky: "(Sighs). Walked right into that one. Everytime."
  • Po: Pffft, we can handle it just fine! Now let's activate these tech-based versions of shift stones already. (He activates his and transforms into a panda/raccoon-like creature)... What am I, exactly?
  • Dr. Hallmall: You're called a Coonda. An endangered yet INCREDIBLY cute procyonid that can be rather... Gluttonous sometimes.
  • Po: Oh, that's me, alright.
  • Kowalski: Strange, considering pandas were formerly thought to be related to raccoons.
  • Dr. Hallmall: The rest of you, you'll be able to identify your own species in the SLH-Disguises' dataframe. They'll be able to aid you in your journey to the Underground.
  • Shenzi: That's good enough for us. (They all activated their disguises as they gained the appearances of AUU animals and sentient beings)
  • Sandy: (Appears as a squirrel-like creature with a crest-like tail)... Hmm... What a distinct appearance for a tail. These crests must be a method of thermal regulation for these 'lasqualls'.
  • SpongeBob: (Appears as a different kind of poriferan)... I'm practically the same. Are... Poriferans sentient at all in these universes?
  • Dr. Hallmall: Of course. Any species can be sentient. It's just how the AUU Gods made us to be.
  • Patrick:... And what exactly am I?
  • Dr. Hallmall: A Brittoid. A space-faring echinoderm being. Everyone, before you ask any questions pertaining to your appearance, check your disguise devices. (They all did that)
  • Fidget:... "Trayght"... What's a Trayght?
  • Samantha: Traate, actually. Translucent and patterned wings, 4 ears, long crested tail, and liquivorous, consuming blood, sap, nectar, or fruit juices.
  • Fidget: Yeeeeeeehhh!
  • Skipper: Yeah, one problem about these descriptions is that SOME of us can't describe the names of these species.
  • Dr. Hallmall: Just tap them. They'll describe it for you.
  • Skipper:... Well, wow, do I feel a little silly. (Taps)
  • Voice: Yinguen. Semi-aquatic bird with feather coloration necessary for camouflage in water shielding from predators. Blue and black feathers, and coming in dozens of species.
  • Dr. Hallmall: You'll have plenty of time to review your disguises' basics.
  • Hope: But keep in mind that Tollund might be planning to rescue me, or maybe not. We don't know what he'll decide depending on circumstance. We just need to act as quickly as possible.
  • Icky: "Kid, ya been here with us for at least 3 and a half hours, I think there's a good chance he knows your not in real trouble. I mean, you said so yourself, your curious about how that conversation with Rea-Butt and his girlfriend troubles came from."
  • Hope: "..... Oh. Right. I'm still actselly surprised that Tollund was with you guys all this time."
  • Iago: "I'm surprised your taking all of this about Tollund well."
  • Hope: "Well, I'll be honest. I had my suspitions. I mean, APART from the fact that I didn't know his real name until now. He acts too much like a real hero and not like the other psycopaths of the rebelion, he actselly acknowledges my existence like I'm someone worth talking to. Not even a minor rebel grunt cares that I'm a real person. (Sighs)..... I was just a courior to everyone else but T. The closest I ever gotten from everyone else was a begrudent uncaring thank you or being told to buzz off. But T actselly phraises me for what I did. Behind my actual father, T was the closest I had to a dad, aside from Mr. Surs."
  • Spongebob: "We, kinda figured you would be alittle more mad at him for tecnecal dishonesty."
  • Hope: "To be fair, he had to, or else Rea and Killebrew would've had him killed, or worse, turn him into a true ally through their "Freedomfying" chambers. Also, dispite my grudge with Grutus, I don't hate the entirey of the Order Force. I respect what they're trying to do and why they do what they do. Though, I had to ask, why was he allowed to have a kick-butt weapon like the Assult Cannon? That clearly has given Rea the idea to make some for the rebelion!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "We didn't inheredly told him to bring that thing. It was, kinda the closest weapon capable to make anyone take him seriously. His own choice. He couldn't predict that Rea would've eventally grown an interest, he, just needed away to impress Rea to get close to him."
  • ???: "Espeically if it's a mission to bring Rea home."
  • An entirely differnet Kreeron enters.
  • Hope: "...... And, your name is......?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "That's Tamara in a holo-solid disguise."
  • Hope: "...... No, way! I actselly didn't reckindise her!"
  • Tamara: (Deactivates her disguise)... That's how these SLH-Disguises work. Sometimes even the best can't tell who you really are.
  • Shifu:... Well... I guess we're all set to prepare our infiltration.
  • Skipper: Pfft, we do infiltrations all the time. This will be a piece of cake.
  • Hope: Not all infiltrations are what you derive them to be in your normal adventures. Sometimes they can be trickier than you think. The Underground has some nasty spies through hidden observatories coming from the ground. But fortunately, they don't do much with them besides being their slob selves and watching people get naked.
  • Icky: Yeesh, perverted much?
  • Hope: Just be sure to follow my lead. I know a safe and highly-secure passage to the Underground in case portal access is compromised. Unfortunately, it's in the sewers.
  • Icky:... You serious?
  • Hope: Dead serious!
  • Icky: Oh, great! Now we have to go mucking in the, "mud", just to get an easy route.
  • Sparx: I hate to burst your bubble, but it ain't just mud down there.
  • Hope: Maybe, but it's the best way to go. If we go through the underground railroads, people will get suspicious as to why I would spontaneously bring guests. We would have better luck with the sewers.
  • Icky: "OR, just tell them that we're new recruits that gotten lost and you ran into us by mistake and were the reason why ya didn't shown up sooner. They're idiots, aren't they? They'll buy it like man-children to candy."
  • Hope: "....... Oh, right. I forget that these guys aren't as awesome as I used to see them as..... I really almost ended up going through the sewers for nothing, did I?"
  • Gilda: "Not to mention getting us smelled like gunk that'll end up getting us noticed."
  • Hope: "Ok I get it, not one of my brightist ideas! It's kinda why I'm a courior and not one of Rea's generals..... Of which he no longer has thanks to a certain someone."
  • Tamara: "Yeah, Glutus can be too brutal sometimes-"
  • Hope: "I meant a certain OTHER certain someone, Tam!"
Oooooooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooo

  • Icky: "HA-HA! THUG LIFE!?"
  • Tamara: "..... Touche, Sis..... Tou...che!"
  • Mr. Whiskers: I don't get it!
  • Tamara: Well, we'd better get going.
  • Hope: I'll take us back where you found me. (They left)
  • Sting: (Was watching this)... Sir... I was hoping they would offer a passage for us, but... They only mentioned that the portal-routes and the sewer lines are the only ways.
  • (Glutus): Well, I for one, am NOT going through the sewers. Got splashed with poo water last time I tried to access the Underground from there, and got sick for days. Not even being able to attack the underground is worth smelling like raw sewage for weeks, LT!
  • Sting:... So... How do we follow them? The portals are not going to be around for US to go through.
  • (Glutus): "..... I may have another way to be able to find the underground, even without the misfits. It's time we start some interigations."

Interigation room.

  • A tied up lizard rebel was strapped down to a chear!
  • Rebel: "Please! Don't, don't hurt me!? I'll tell ya everything I know!? Just spare my life?!"
  • Sting: "Easy there, Cowyr Drix. We promise that no harm will come to you. Now.... In thanks to some sluthing, I already discovered an alternate way other then your protal tecknowagey, the closest you rebels have to proper AUU technology. Unfortunately...... Glutus is not a fan of the sewers. Now, Drix, you had been rumored to have another way to the rebelion main base besides the other two ways. A place called "Rebel's Passage". It is mostly considered a non-existent rumor, being famed as an ancient canyon where Rea and a rising rebel base found a way to enter underground without having to smell like raw sewage along the way. I want to know of it's location."
  • Cowyr: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but if I told you that, Rea will have me killed?!"
  • Sting: "And what makes you assumed the general won't offer the same fate if you fail to comply? Look, unlike him, I at least try to be nice to people like you. And besides, trust me when I say that when the misfits are done, Rea will not be a problem anymore, nor will Killebrew. I myself will recimend you to a speical pardon from your crimes and a ticket to a world much more lax on alcaholisum and drugs. The corruption will become too weak by the time you arrived in your would-be new home, so you'll be allowed to freely ruin yourself with little to no interuptions. Now, about Rebel's Passage?"
  • Cowyr: "........... Rebel's Passage is real allright. It's 20 miles from the city. The very main base itslef, and all other bases, are directly underground the cities all this time, the main base under the capital. It's why other then portal tec that we came so quickly to the cities, the ones that the rebelion attacked. Rea called it, Plan U.Y.N. Nicknamed, Under Your Nose."
  • Sting: "Interesting..... A tactic that is both stupid, but if done right, can be deceptively brillient. Tamara did mentioned something of simular context. But, why must the underground bases be directly underneath the cities?"
  • Cowyr: "Rea, didn't wanted to be too far away from the capital, which was his birthplace. The guy, suffers from homesickness and anxiety. The canyon is covered up by a gate..... A not very, modern by-our-standerds kind of gate. It's essentially a giant plank of wood with weak metal poles holding it up. Even a basic tank would destroy it no problem. The canyon's wide enough to fit an army. Am I done?"
  • Sting: "..... You earned your freedom, Mr. Drix. Now, I must ask you that you'll further redeem yourself to the Order Force by leading us to the canyon itself."
  • Cowyr: "Wha?! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do I have to?!"
  • Sting: "... (Sighs sadly), Believe me, had I been in charge, you would've been already set free, but Glutus wants to make sure you're not lying to us. You'll have to lead us to the canyon."
  • Cowyr: "(Gulp)."
  • Sting: "...... But I'll promise that it'll be as far as you take us. You'll be set free after you led us to the canyon. Glutus may be unbelieveably strict, but he's a Yatoran of his word. If he feels that your not a true rebel, he'll set you free."
  • Cowyr: "..... Ok, fine, I'll do it! But you better make sure Glutus doesn't spontaniously turn on me after the deed's done!? Ok?! You I can trust, but I won't even trust Glutus with a BB gun!"
  • Sting: "Don't worry. I'll hold Glutus to that, just to make sure. The Order has enough of a dark reputation with Glutus' unpredictability as it is. You have my word that you won't be harmed in anyway, neither by Rea OR Glutus."
  • Cowyr: "..... Thank you."
  • Sting: "No need to be thankful sir. Earning your trust is thanks enough. By the way, why a name like 'Cowyr'?
  • Cowyr: It's short for 'Cowyrmux'
  • Sting: "Ah. And the abridged name is...."
  • Cowyr: "A crude archetype to my cowardice, yes."
  • Sting:... (Sighs) Why do so many people have names sticking to their archetypes? It's like it's meant to be a joke or something. (On radio) Sir, we've got the information we need!

Meanwhile...

Mirror's Edge Music - Pirandello Kruger (Ambience)

Mirror's Edge Music - Pirandello Kruger (Ambience)

  • Hope: (They arrived at the same spot)... Here we are.
  • Tamara: Alright. Let's head on through.
  • Hope: Alright, but... Keep in mind... The trains might not be able to contain all of us. Each train only has 4-7 carts. Not sure all of you can fit.
  • Icky: "Please, we managed to all fit in a house of a detective mouse once. Heck, we all managed to fit in the very lab of Hallmall's. Space is no issue. Size hardly matters in our worlds. They usually only pertain to the scale the viewers are SUPPOSED to see the characters as."
  • Hope: "I'm aware. But just in case that same luck won't apply, I better order for Big Mona."
  • Icky: "Big Mona?"
  • Hope: "A train big enough to collect even an entire armada. You guys going in it will only feel like tiny people climbing aboard a huge hover-semi. Space is never an issue."
  • Iago: "Ok, why aren't we just teleporting into the main base? It'll save SO much time!"
  • Icky: "Plot forbids it."
  • Iago: "Any NON-fourth wall reasons, Mr. Bore the Audience With Needless Filler Scenes?"
  • Icky: Well, sometimes, teleporting means we need to know where the location is, so we can't teleport without knowing the location.
  • Iago: Has that EVER stopped us before?
  • Icky: "Hey, THAT Fiasco's different! That was more of a case of us going through misadventure shenanigans as suppose to intentional travel. By all accounts, we never really been to Mieber until now. So as such, we never been to the underground world until soon enough. Speaking of which, Hope, what is the underground bases like? Are they like these beautiful cities, only underworldy?"
  • Hope: "............ Yes?"
  • Tamara laughs!
  • Tamara: "Oh sis, I know for SURE that your lying out of your tail! Be honest with them, sis!"
  • Hope sighs....
  • Hope: "You guys know on how they are using primitve weapons?"
  • Gilda: "Yes."
  • Shenzi: "Yup."
  • Banzai: "Already established that."
  • Hope: "..... Well..... Promise me your not gonna laugh your butts off, or question the Order Force's confidence?"
  • Sparx: "Why do we need to promise that?"
  • Hope: "Well...... Let's just say...... The guns aren't the only primitive thing the rebels are using."
  • Squidward: "Are you telling me that they're not using proper AUU buildings or conviences but-"
  • Hope: "They're using buildings and convincences from the older days. Even their clothing is old. The Wild West Settler Era, Planetary Pirate Era, even late 20th centaury/Early 21st eras of clothing!"
  • Icky: "...... And your telling me that these people stayed a problem up until this point, how?"
  • Hope: "For all his butt-ugly faults, Rea as a Hackagon, disgraced as he is, is still at best a good leader. Not a GREAT leader cause a true Hackagon would know this way of life is terrorable, but when he's not a careless despot idiot, he does do some things right. He knew when to compromise when he loses a certain base."
  • Icky: "And yet he still thinks the VA's still up and running?"
  • Hope: "I said he was only good, NOT great."
  • Banzai: "..... And HOW did Glutus not disbanned these people by now other then Rea not being a COMPELTE idiot?"
  • Hope: "T, obviously. He's kinda guilty of helping the rebelion out once or twrice, as you guys are aware. Though, since "Tollund" is actselly with you guys, why hasn't he ever quickly disbaned the rebelion by capturing the leaders by now?"
  • Tamara: "Mainly because of President Hackagon. The President knew that a simple, quick, and forceful disbansion of the main base through what your implying would mean losing Rea. Crazy as he clearly is, Gamton still cares for him, so he doesn't want his brother to be lost or to go further underground."
  • Hope: "..... Ohhh. So, it's to keep him where he is. I get ya. But, it clearly has downsides. Like, well, OBVIOUSLY Killebrew making Rea do terrorist tactics! Didn't The President considered that to be a problem?"
  • Tamara: "The president's wise, but not all knowing. Also, not even he could predict that Killebrew would snoop so low. He may had a serious mental problem, but it's usually never that serious."
  • Tigress: "Obviously the work of the Corruptus Sun taking full control of the shameless brute."
  • Shifu: "Or worse, an even darker force is at play."
  • Tamara: "Ok, if we're done chatting, get a train ready."
  • Hope: "First things first. You all remember what to say?"
  • Spongebob: "That we're a bunch of mercs that came to the planet to join ya but we got lost cause we weren't given very good directions."
  • Hope: "And if asked for names?"
  • Icky: "NONE OF YER BUSINESS, BUCKO?!"
  • Hope: "I meant like what we rehersed, but that works too! Rebels of the Underground fear and respect people that don't have time for anyone's nonsense!"
  • Squidward: "Oh, cause it worked SO WELL for Tammy's friend."
  • Tamara: "They don't respect jerks. They only respect tough guys. Homy just simply failed to, tell the difference between that."
  • Hope: "Ok, now I'll contact a train. (On comlink) Oggle?"
  • (Oggle): Hope? Oh, thank the Yatorans minus Glutus, you escaped! I thought you were soaked!
  • Hope: Just open a portal to Big Mona. We've got a few new recruits I accidentally helped escape from MOF custody and want to go back to the Underground.
  • (Oggle):... Really? I mean, Big Mona hasn't been used in a mere 7 years! How many are there?
  • Hope: A LOT! Just bring the darn train!
  • (Oggle): Okay, okay, fine! We'll be there to greet'cha, okay?
  • Hope:... (Whispering) Tammy, should they come?
  • Tamara: Oh, it's fine. Your friends do seem like nice guys. Though, to be honest, the Oguana with the glow-in-the-dark tattoos seems to creeped me out.
  • Po: GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TATTOOS?!? THAT SOUNDS SO COOL!
  • Hope: Yeah, we'll talk about my friends later. (To Oggle) Yeah, come on in! Just hurry. I'd estimate those MOFOs are going to be here and catch us.
  • (Oggle): We'll be there lickity-split! Oggle out! (Hung up)
  • Tamara: "Do you STILL had to address the Order Force as that, Hope?"
  • Hope: "Hey, like T, I kinda have an image to maintain, cause I'm not entirely sure how cool my friends would be about the situation otherwise. I mean, I would imagine Surs being trustworthy and understanding about this, but my friends, while they're great with secrets, some of them have major grivences with the Goverment, and not nessersarly because of Grutus, but rather how socity worked. With Sassy Skales, it's the dress code thing. Mieber once enjoyed the most glamorious fastion world ever, but, kinda thanks to President Hackagon in needing to have a better control on cussers, ordered the creation of the Order Suits, all the same, none of the creativity. Kinda wrecked her mother's fastion career. Though surprisingly, she's not that great of a goverment hater as you would've expected. Then there's Owen, a fast bird who's, not what I call brave. He's only in the rebelion because of his parents being drug makers. The Pulwion family used to be part of a once thriving drug industry way back in the day, and would love nothing more to see the return of their drug business. Then there's Rock-Socko. He's mainly involved out of being helpful. He otherwise has nothing against the goverment other then thinking that maybe there's issues to be addressed. Then, There's Chiller Beans, the tattooed one. Awhile back, Tattoos have started to be outlawed as being viewed as a sign of dilenquincy, so, you can guess why Beans is involved. He gotten his ink in a bad time, though he gotten them as part of a vigilantie alternate persona ever since outsider thugs who had the same tattoos took his mother's life, the same thugs the MOF originally were not successful in containing for awhile. And Ol'Timer...... Well, the best I got from him that he used to be the MOF's main boss until he had to retire cause of age, and that, was when Glutus took over."
  • Alex: "And why is the guy named "Ol'Timer"?"
  • Hope: "Because he was once subugated in this freaky exspeariment to give him the powers to malmitulate time. (The Lougers donned concerned faces)..... It didn't worked as they hoped. They meant for him to be able to travel through time, but instead, he can only stop time or reverse his own flow of it, but never change time as a whole. (The Lougers sighed in relief).... And why did you guys sighed in relief?"
  • Icky: "Cause trust me, had they gotten exactly what was intended, Ol'Timer would've been dangerious in the Rebelion's procession! Let's just say, time travel and a crazo like Rea? NOT, a good combination!"
  • Hope: "...... Ohhhhh, I see what your saying. Don't worry, Timer is clearly not a fan of how Rea's been acting. He's always been saying that it is not how a Hackagon is suppose to act..... In hindsight, I owe him an apology, and that, I now understand that it is so true. I used to think that Gamton was the rotten one, but Rea...... Rea's clearly the bad egg here. Why would anyone listen to him OTHER then because he's a Hackagon?"
  • Tamara: "The same reason why we here apart from our parents sis, (Scoofs playfully), like you didn't already know. Because Glutus and his methods were a legit distasteful problem to some people not entirely close-minded loyalists."
  • Icky: "Wow, your surprisingly quick to talk dirty about your side."
  • Tamara: "My loyalty belongs more to President Hackagon. Working with Glutus is nothing more then a drawback. Otherwise, do you honestly think I picked the guy who ordered the death of my parents, their stupid mistake to bring guns to a protest rally or not, over my sister?"
  • Cynder: "Then WHY didn't you brought her along? And it has to be other then because she wouldn't listen."
  • Icky: "Yeah! Even before your loudmouth friend got the bullet in the face treatment, you knew that Rea and his overkill-friend were obvious butt-heads! Why leave your sister, to that?"
  • Tamara: "..... Because it was to protect Hope FROM them. Killebrew putting a bounty on me is proof enough that they would do the same to Hope if I was able to talk her into ditching them. They do it to any rebel, that even so much as to only caused a harmless mistake. Heck, they even placed a bounty on a rebel, for refusing to burn down a pro-goverment family's home because they were related by law to Glutus' sidekick Sting O. Peration. His name was Cowyr Drix. He refused to harm those lives, not just out of being afraid of fire and afraid of an arson charge, but because he couldn't on good constence bring harm to those he doesn't even know just because they were close to the enforcers, espeically not after what Killebrew a week prior had Kranmo Jaxhalla do to Glutus' family..... (Shudders). The chills."
  • Hope: "I heard of that. And though I don't like Glutus, even I think that it wasn't cool of Killebrew to do THAT to him!"
  • Gazelle: "Wait! We met Kranmo in chains being dragged around by Glutus's enforcers because the general said he harmed a pro-goverment family..... Was..... Was that family, his?"
  • Hope and Tamara looked at eachother sadly.
  • Hope: "...... Like I said, Glutus was a total butt, but he didn't deserved this."

Flashback.

  • (Hope): "..... It was back when it was the late era of the VA. Glutus and his team were successful in halting an illegal booze transport of 400 cases of famous Killer Brew Beers, a thought to have been lost beer brand ever since the bans were very long established, but it found it's way back. The Beers were supposed to be transported to a planet a former part of Mieber's trade days to encourage rebelion sympathiers to coherse their goverment to have them declare war on Mieber to get back the alcahol they loved. Luckly, the President gotten wise to this and had the order force stop it..... Farre Killebrew, didn't liked it. So, he asked his nastiest warrior, Kranmo, to do something that even Rea thinks was so not cool...... He had that nasty ape murder an innosent family, over the fact that they're an enforcer's family!"
  • Kranmo barged in with a gang of rebels, and charged guns a-blazing!
  • (Tamara): "Kranmo wasn't merciful. He shot down the old, and the young. He didn't even cared if he shot down young children! All he cared about, was making Glutus suffer. Jokes on that ape. He gotten exactly what he wanted..... He broke, Glutus."
  • Glutus was seen beating down on Kranmo surprisingly strong, causing the rebel followers to turn tail and run like cowerds!
  • (Hope): "Glutus desided that normal death wasn't good enough. He wanted to turn Kranmo into a starved, depraved of food and water beast, and while never letting him actselly die. Artifically cursing him to live forever in pain until he actselly dies in a way Glutus can't prevent. And worse off, someone who already didn't like the rebels, had an even bigger reason to hate them."
  • Glutus was seen screaming to the sky over the tormented Kranmo!

Present.

  • Hope: "It was so bad, like I said, even Rea thought that wasn't cool! It was back when Rea had SOME sense of being a real person and not some angry monster! Heck, he did at least tried to care for the other rebels back then! Something clearly happened to him to make him not so caring if he started to embrace terrorisum, let alone not even caring for people anymore!"
  • Samantha: "Corruptus' enfluence being allowed to fester in such a rebelious place comes to mind. Even someone like him would grow to forget their true selves if they stay for too long."
  • Hope: "Oh yeah. He's got it BAD! I'm not even sure if he cares about miss Janleentia anymore!"
  • Tamara: "He does. He just wants to make her as insane as he is first. But otherwise, even Rea in his state would never bring himself to harm or being forceful to the woman he loves."
  • Magnum: "But what concerns me is..... For how long until he becomes corrupt enough to forget what shred of gentlemenly mannors he has and just shoves her into one of his freedomiser devices?"
  • Merlin: "Indeed. Someone with his mind being sick of everlasting corruption are known for very limited patihence."
  • Po: "Then all the more reason to get him, her, and all our friends out of there!"
  • Hope: Indeed. But keep in mind, that the people around you are hard-core psychotic monsters. They will not hesitate to kill you even when you treat them nicely. Like I said, the only thing they'll respect is someone who knows how to assert themselves, and knows how to use the right words. They WILL kill you if you make even the slightest wrong move. These people have harmed others, including friends and family, for things they feel is insulting and wrong. So follow me and my friends, and you'll be fine. (The portal opens) They're here! Disguise yourselves! (They do that)
  • Oggle: (Appears as a Hydrocabiais-like creature, only with a longer flattened tail) Hey, Hopey, I- WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!! (He sees the entire disguised Lodge)... Wow, Hope, you accidentally released ALL of these guys? Well no wonder you asked for Big Mona! I didn't even know that was possible.
  • Hope: Alright, everyone, let's jump on board before those MOFOs get here. (They all got onto the Big Mona train as they see the underground subway station was littered with holographic screens)...
  • Icky: (Disguised as a Gannet-like bird version of himself)... Neat Underground railroad they've got. (Quietly) And so... High-tech for a low-tech society.
  • Tamara: (To Hope, whispering) I thought you said the Underground was a low-tech level society, sis.
  • Hope: (Whispering) Try to remember that the subway systems were once of overworld socity, so obviously, NONE of this was their doing. We never really used this other then just quick getaways.
  • Tamara:... Is there... ANY modern-day technology the Underground uses at all?
  • Hope: "Lucky for you Moffers, no...... As far as I'm aware, but trust me, even if there's even some, it's usually nothing of serious concern."
  • Tamara:... So... No HV, TV, or Omninet? How do you even keep track of Mieber's government if you don't even have media, and with those observatory guys being too stupid to do their job and just waste time staring at cleavage? Heck, how does your boss even find any outside jobs for you? Rea can't possibly be your only source of information. He can't do all this crud at once, you know!
  • Hope: "Remember the Underground base that had the Newspaper press? That was the only way we can learn of the outside world. Ever since we lost it, everything else is based on guesswork, thanks to you."
  • Tamara: "...... And Rea seriously never invested in stronger stuff?"
  • Hope: "You think we still use these primitive guns if we had better technology?"
  • Tamara: "Good point."
  • Oggle: "Say, recruits, why did you guys never showed up to the recruitment base like all recruits?"
  • Lord Shen: (Disguised as rainbow-tail-feathered peacock-like creature) The Mof intersected us before we are to even arrived.... Not helping that we were also lost thanks to bad directions. Glutus the Butthead implanted swear detectors into our heads. We can't swear AT ALL as a result because the detectors will reveal our location.
  • Icky: (Whispering) Nice cover for our suits, Shen.
  • Jaguar-like Weasel Creature: Well then, Gods forbid you cuss anyway! We can't have those blasted things exposing our locations.
  • Oggle: So... Who are you guys?
  • Brandy: (Disguised as an alternate dog-like creature) It's none of your business, that's what our names are.
  • Jaguar Creature: Well, nice to meet you all, Misters and Misses None Of Your Business.... Why do you all have the same name, anyway?
  • Lord Shen: That's not very funny.
  • Jaguar creature: "What isn't?"
  • Icky: "..... Your actselly the stupid one of this relationship, are ya pally?"
  • Jaguar creature: "Hey now, stupid's a strong word. I prefer it more like, "Intellectully Challnaged"."
  • Toad-like Creature: Why do you refuse to admit your names?
  • Icky: "Cause we're wanted bad-butt mercs!"
  • The Toad creature didn't look convinced.
  • Iago (As a parrot-like creature): "..... We may not look like much, but we're more dangerious then we look."
  • Toad creature: "....... You should know that unlike Rea, I know better then to trust people I don't know the names to. Either tell us your names. or I will not be hestitent to report you people."
  • Icky: "Ok, ok! Yeesh! Don't get your adult diapers in a bunch gramps! If ya must know, we, are the Kink gang! I, am the head-mestro leader, Kinky!"
  • Tigress (as a tiger/lion-like creature): "...... Your joking."
  • Toad creature: "...... I would've been sure to had heard of ya."
  • Icky: "Oh maybe you would better reckindise us from our work across the universes. We're known best by our graffidi, toilet paper shenanigans, invisable ink gags, and, I myself, am a regsitered cusser. But due to the chips Exquire Tail Feathers said, I can't say jacksquat."
  • Toad creature: "..... I, have a question...... Do you take me for a fool?!"
  • The Toad creature lifted up his cane and poked Icky on the chest, deactivating the disguise and surprising Hope's friends!
  • Toad Creature: "I was once a general of the MOF, you honestly didn't think I wouldn't reckindise that shallow old tactic? I may be old, but I'm not a blittering fool!"
  • Oggle: "....... Hope, what, what, what are you doing with these orderlies?"
  • Hope: "Uh...... (Faking it) Oh my gosh! It's another trick of Glutus! He hired spies to-....... (Normally).... You're not buying it......"
  • Big Mona stops in it's tracks.
  • Toad Creature: "Young Lady, we demand an explanation. Who are these people? Are you turning against the rebelion as well? Cause if so......"
  • Everyone got nervious....
  • The Toad Creature smiled.
  • Toad Creature: "..... Why didn't you invited us?"
  • Snake creature: "Yeah, if your planning a coup-de-gra against Rea, you could, and CAN, trust us."
  • Oggle: "..... That, didn't went the way I was afraid it was gonna go."
  • Sponegbob (In his simular creature disguise): "Oh, for a second there, I thought you guys were gonna be mad at us."
  • Oggle: "But we still want answers all the same! Who are these people? And, are you really planning a betrayal against Rea? Cause if it's over the terrorisum thing, personally and morally, I don't blame ya, but you know he's powerful, not just because he's a Hackagon, being a raptor with natural raptor skills and protected by T and Farre, but he's been known to throw betrayers into the Shredder for that! If it's because of the Bounty on Tamara, well first of all, took ya long enough, secondly, it's not gonna be helpful since you'll probuly risk a bounty too, plus again, the shredder, and-"
  • Hope: Ok, look! These guys are the Shell Lodge Squad. As in, the heroes who took out the Villains Act years ago.
  • Flat-Cupped Snake: Tch.... That's a totally cheesy name.
  • Oggle: Plus... I had no idea the Villains Act was-
  • Tamara: Blame Rea for being idiotic enough to not catch up with time.
  • Magnum: We're intending to rescue our Heroes Act comrades. We only disguised ourselves from you as a means to be cautious. We were told that you guys are... Not very bright.
  • Iguana-like Creature: What?!? Not very bright? We're NOT that way! If you think we'd be stupid enough not to share a secret, you must be as retarded as the rest of the people down here. Why would you EVER say that about us, Hope?
  • Hope: "You guys have admited that you have vendettas against President Hackagon, so I assumed that-"
  • Oggle: "Ya know, "Vendetta's" kinda a strong word here."
  • Toad Creature: "Well some of us can't really help that after how badly Glutus ruined the MOF's credability!"
  • Hope: Look, guys, they said that they can cure Corruptus, and until the radiation wears off... If it ever does... We'll change how this world works. We'll show Hackagon that the Underground's original purpose was to try and understand President Hackagon's purposes as best as they can, but they sadly forgot that when people like Glutus started leading and made the enforcement of the bans intolerable, and that Farre started to give the rebelion the wrong idea how to fight against the bans. The people of the Underground are too long gone to realize that and need to be taken down the right way, and not how Glutus wants to do it through suffering, killing, and beating the loyalty into people with military/police force brutality. If Glutus is not going to make it any easier, then we need to have HIM removed, and leave taking down the Underground to these Lodgers and the Heroes Act. They're the only ones who can do the job the right way.
  • Skipper: Well said, Hope.
  • Toad Creature: Agreed. Well, you make a fine point.
  • Oggle: Alright, we're DEFINITELY in!
  • Icky: "So, may we have the names of our newfound pals in the under-ground?"
  • Oggle: I'm Oggle Kuxmore. And these are Sassy Skales (The 2-Cupped Snake), Owen Pulwion (The Swallow-like Bird), Rocko-Socko Rogeto (The Jaguar-like Mustelid), Chiller Beans (The Iguana-like Creature), and Ol' Timer (The Toad-like Creature)
  • Icky: Oh, already know the names. Just needed to know which belonged to whom.
  • Po: And I gotta say those glow-in-the-dark tattoos I heard you got, SOUNDS AWESOME!
  • Chiller: Yeah, helps me when I work at night. Scares the piss out of my opponents.
  • Patrick: Let's see them!
  • Chiller: I don't know. This place is pretty bright, so- (Ol' Timer shuts off the lights using the lever, as his red computer chip/skeletal tattoos glow, shocking most of the group)
  • Icky: HOLY POOP OF MY GRANNY!!!!
  • Patrick: HOLY BA- (SpongeBob covers his mouth)
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, we're still wearing the suits! We don't want the MOF to know our location. Also, we don't know if Bikini Bottom cuss words count as real cuss-words in this world! So play it safe, and don't say anything!
  • Patrick:... Sorry!
  • Ol' Timer: (Turns the lights back on)...
  • Po:... WHOOOO-HOOO-HOO-HOOOO-HOOOAAA!!! I bet you could give the MOF a heart attack with those things! In fact, I can barely see the tattoos now that I've seen them.
  • Chiller: Yeah, it even helps for illuminating the dark in case one of us doesn't naturally have night-vision.
  • Kowalski: Well... (Uses his AUU analysis device he used many times)... Well, it seems Kreerons lack tapeta lucidia like humans. But as for Oggle, Chiller, Rogeto, Timer, Sassy, and Ow- Okay, you all have night vision except Hope, what the junk?
  • Hope:... GUYS! (They all laughed)
  • Oggle: Oh, come on, Hopey, take a joke! You still have us around to guide you at night. Come here, kiddo! (Gives her a noogie)
  • Gloria: (The train stops) Okay, I think we're arriving.
  • Hope: Great. Now, everyone, the first thing we need to do is head straight to Sursemury's Bar. He's my employer, and is a great gambler, arms dealer, and is good at making non-alcoholic synthehol. It helps us to trick the others in the bar that they're being free-drinkers like the rest.
  • Tigress: So this guy sells weapons, gambles, runs a bar, AND is a courier employer?
  • Hope: Yeah, and the bird is good at doing them all at the same time. Now, we'll arrive to the underground soon, so, let's get our crud togather.
  • Lord Shen: "In that case, Ickiorius, turn your disguise back on. (He does that.)"

Chapter 5: Infiltrating the Underground/When Rebellions Become Distasteful/Glutus Ruins Everything

Underground

  • (This music played)
Mirror's Edge 2 - (Rooftop Infiltration) Inspirational Track 4

Mirror's Edge 2 - (Rooftop Infiltration) Inspirational Track 4

  • A very non-AUU worthy city of buildings made of wood, contrete and other non-AUU materials are seen, as many dirty and mishapen rebel folk are seen walking daily communtes.
  • Voice Announcer: "Remember freedom fighters, Lady La-De-Da comes on in 18 hours from now. Don't miss it for even the world."
  • The Disguised heroes, and the Couriors walk in.
  • Icky: ".... Gees, it's like I'm walking back in time to the days when the AUU was mostly like our worlds..... With a stranger hint of cowboy and pirate times."
  • Tamara: "Luckly, there's another "Lady La-De-Da" event going on, so we won't have to worry about needless interactions. But just to play it safe, avoid direct contact with these people."
  • The Couriors and the heroes walked down the area and walked down to a market place.
  • A turban wearing pipe player was seen playing music to tantalising a huge disguising worm beast.
  • Icky: "Yeesh. India, eat your heart out."
  • Vender: "You'll find no finer pots in brass or silver."
  • Another Vender: "I got some of the freshest nuts the Underground (Pulls out a pile of the editable kind of nuts), sugar klanes, suger klanes and beedas, sugar klanes and moushtashios!"
  • Another Vender 2: "(To a disguised Gazelle) Would the pretty lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a lovely lady."
  • Another Vender 3: "I got all of your faverite movies here in speical editions! (It was shown that he was selling pirated movies), Also have rare gems from a mysterious alternate dimention, so to speak! I got "Equestia Girls", "Frozen", "Die Hard", All "Star Wars" Movies, both the good ones, the ciriticised prequils, and the totally over-rated newer ones that are made by the company that is not handlng the francise with the love it's original creator did, but yet somehow people loved it."
  • Duke: "(Quietly): I wouldn't mind having that guy as a business partner."
  • Another Vender 4: "FRESH FISH?! (Freaks out Gazelle with a freaky AUU fish).... You gasped at them, you buy them!"
  • Gazelle: "Uh, no thank you, I'm obviously a vegitarian, so-"
  • Gazelle bumps into a flame-thrower act and caused him to burp out fire!
  • Gazelle: "Oh! Excuse me."
  • Flame-Thrower: "Oh THANKS alot, lady! Ya made me burped out my act! Ya have any idea how hard it is to keep flameable sustences in your mouth and NOT swallow it?! I'm lucky this underground still manages to have proper medical care, or else I'm done for by now!"
  • Gazelle: "I'm, uh, really sorry sir."
  • Flame-Thrower: "Just for that, I- (Sees Tamara and, though disguised, has reckindised her and know who she is as if he was some sort of old friend and realises who these people really are, but doesn't seem want to endanger them. But also, he felt that Gazelle meant no real harm and knew it was an accsident on both their parts)..... Ahh, on second thought, don't sweat it, lady, ain't the first time people bumped into me. I guess it's just me to has to watch where I'm going."
  • The Flame-Thrower walks off.
  • Hope: "(Quietly) That was Fire-Spitter Pete, a netouriously hot-tempered, pardon the pun, rebel in the Underground! He should've had you lit on fire by now, how did you managed to just get him to act nicely?"
  • Gazelle: "I just have that ability of whenever I'm around people, I just bring out their better nature."
  • Icky: "Trust me, it's part of her "Universeal Messiah" Sthick."
  • Gazelle: "Though, I also felt that as if he knew we weren't a threat and looked at us like we were friends when he saw..... (Quietly) Tamara, (Openly) And just left."
  • Tamara: "..... Oddly enough, Pete looked familier too. He seems to be the same speices as Homgrest."
  • Shifu: "Though I suppose it was mostly because the Uniter managed to bring him to a manageable mood purely."
  • Hope: "Well I'm just bringing it out there, there may be rebels too corrupt to even acknowledge your nice personality, so be careful."
  • Gazelle: "I know, I'm sorry."
  • Hope: "It's cool, just, be careful where your stepping."
  • The Disguised Hyenas were seen around a meat vender's stand.
  • Banzai: "(Sniffs) Hmm-hmm-mmm! These people know how to make meat! (Chomps on one of the poulkey meats)!"
  • Meat Vender: "HEY YA STUPID MUTT?! I HOPE YOUR WILLING TO PAY FOR THAT?!"
  • Baznai: "(Stuffed with Poulkey) Oh sure, how much is it?"
  • Meat Vender: "That's 12000 bucks worth of good Poulkey, mutt!"
  • Banzai bugged-eyed when he heard that and spit out the poulkey, sending it flying and crashed into the table of some nasty looking rebels.
  • Shenzi: "..... Let's beat it boys?!"
  • The Trio ran off before anyone can react!
  • One of the Nasty rebels: "...... Hey, free poulkey!"
  • The Nasty Rebels began to tear the free meat apart!
  • Meat Vender:... (Growls angrily)... Everyone wants something for nothing! Well, not in MY stand! His mouth would've made a great trophy!
  • Vegetable Vender:... Dude, that's quite gorey!
  • Meat Vender: Nobody asked your opinion, d***weed!
  • Vegetable Vender: I'm just saying.

Meanwhile...

  • Shenzi: Banzai, did you REALLY have to do that? You're lucky you didn't ended up like Jasmine almost did with that apple vender!
  • Banzai: But we didn't, right?
  • Hope:... (Sighs) You guys, I don't think you understand how DANGEROUS it is down here! I told you that these are bad people. They've gone so corrupt, they adopted the Code of Jujirabi, so they're not going to hesitate to maim people. And what's worse, people who are maimed as a penalty for stealing end up causing a marketplace riot out of revenge for said maim. 'An eye for an eye' is one of their most infamous mottos.
  • Banzai: Well, excuse me, you should've warned us!
  • Hope:... Are you saying I should describe EVERY SINGLE GUIDELINE THEY HAVE DOWN HERE?!? We'd be here all day! Next time, when you think about doing any funny business, then DON'T! You'd have your head on a platter quicker than you can say "F*** you!".
  • Banzai: Oh, pffft, they don't scare me. So what if they're following a rule simular to the Code of Hammurabi down here? We can take them. They're clearly not in procession of stronger AUU weapons, so why worry?
  • Hope: THIS IS SERIOUS!!! THE UNDERGROUND IS NOT ALL FUN AND GAMES!!! PEOPLE DIE DOWN HERE ALMOST EVERY DAY!!! Plus, we're supposed to be undercover. If that guy had been able to cut your mouth off, that would risk him seeing through the holographic disguise, and expose all of us, let them kill my sister for the reward money, followed up by them killing all of us! And knowing the hostility and unstoppable teamwork and might of these people, PROPER WEAPONRY OR NOT, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THAT! It doesn't matter how good you are, they will kill you in an instant and feed what's left of you to the triple-fanged spiders crawling around.
  • Shenzi: I'm with her on that one, moron! (Slaps Banzai as Ed laughs)
  • Hope: Now, let's just find Sursemury's Bar, and get this over with. And try to avoid causing more scenes.
  • Further down the walkway, it was seen that nastier rebels were picking on weaker ones, taking their money, their valuables, even just doing bullying tactics like wedges and wet-willies.
  • Tigress: "...... These people are deplorable."
  • Hope: "I know, some of these guys are awful, but try to resist the temptation of-"
  • ???: "PLEASE HAVE MERCY!?"
  • Hope: "..... Oh no."
  • A gang of Thuggish Rebels are seen around a panicy Cocarouch creature bartender!
  • Bartender: "Please, I promise that if you at least give me a week's time, I'll get you your beers! You have Roucho the Unfortunate's swear in honor!"
  • Thug Rebel leader: "I'm tired of that shit, Roucho! Either you get our beers RIGHT NOW, or else I'll slaughter you like the phathic bug you are!?"
  • Roucho: "Please have mercy!?"
  • Thug Rebel leader: "I'll give ya to the count of, 3, to get us our beers?! 1..... 2...... (Gazelle donned a determined face)........... THREE?! (Pulls out a hand gun, but suddenly, Gazelle grabbed the surprised thug's arm with incredable strength) Hey what the-"
  • Gazelle lifted the brute up into the air, held him in a certain position, and nailed him right in the crouch with her horns!
  • Thug Rebel Leader: "(High-Pitched) AHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Heroes: "OHHHH!?"
  • Marty: "RIGHT IN THE BATTERIES?!"
  • Thug Rebel Leader: "(Groans in high pitch for an extended period of time, as Gazelle dropped him back to ground, to the surprise of the leader's friends.)"
  • Icky: "Oh, he's gonna be feeling THAT in the morning."
  • Rebel Thug Leader: "(High Pitched Voice) She, horned me in the dick! Why? Why did you horned me in the dick?"
  • Gazelle: "Well maybe if you and your jerk friends were more respectful to Mr. Roucho's inconvinence, you would've still had a funtional reproduction system. Now leave him alone and take your booze lusting shenanigans elsewhere!"
  • The Thugs panic at the demanding presence of Gazelle in light of what she just did to their leader and dropped Roucho! Then the cowerds ran away, never to darken Roucho's doorways again.
  • Gazelle: "(Looks at the leader in pain)..... You too, tough guy!"
  • The Thug Leader phathicly crawls away, with newfound fear he had never exspearienced before.
  • Roucho: "....... You........ You saved the life of Roucho the Unfortunate...... No one in the underground ever does that for Roucho the Unfortunate."
  • Gazelle: "No need to thank me, I was just protecting someone who can't defend themself. Nobody deserves to be picked on for whatever they can't fix, change or what they don't have yet or if ever. For if there's one thing I can't stand, it's bullies. (The witnessing rebels who were picking on their lessers cowerdly rechorse their actions and corrected their misdeeds out of fear of reprizal from Gazelle) It's the least I can do, Mr. Roucho."
  • Roucho: "Roucho the Unfortunate will forever sing of your kindess, miss. I'll hold a speical at my bar! Free Drinks in honor of your name!"
  • The near-by rebels noticed this and cheered for Gazelle, albeit calling her "Nut-Buster"!
  • Hope face-palms!
  • Hope: "(Quietly) HOW, are you guys, accomplished heroes!?"
  • Icky: "Alot of our critics asked that since day one and still didn't get the answer THEY want."
  • Gazelle: "Oh that was very generious, but I got to get going to my friends. We're seeing the Courior boss."
  • Roucho: "Ohh, you mean Roucho's business friend, Sursemury. His bar is not too far from here, miss. Roucho the Unfortunate will forever sing of.... Roucho doesn't know savior's name."
  • Gazelle: "Well..... You can call me, G-Elle."
  • Roucho: "ALL HAIL, G-ELLE!?"
  • Rebels: "G-ELLE?!"
  • Hope dragged Gazelle away as she was cheered on!
  • Roucho: "Roucho will one day repay that kindness, G-Elle!"
  • Hope dragged Gazelle back to the group.
  • Hope: "WHAT, THE HELL, WAS THAT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey come now, that poor guy needed help! Those jerks would've hurt him, or worse."
  • Tamara: "To be fair sister, they are heroes, it's in their blood to stand up to those picking on the innosent. Also, that guy said he was a friend of your boss, so I think he would've appresiated having his friends saved from those thugs."
  • Hope: That's not the point! Sometimes, people down here CANNOT be trusted. I once rescued a guy from thugs once. But when he invited me to a party in my honor, expecting to be adulated for my accomplishment, what did I get? THEY PAINTBALLED ME, SPLASHED ME WITH GLITTER, TOOK A PICTURE, AND UTTERLY HUMILIATED ME IN THE UNDERGROUND NEWSPAPER ADS! The person I trusted betrayed me! He refused to apologize for making me look like a fool, nobody else in his family admonished him for that act, and the photo was plastered all over the marketplace. I swore to NEVER save him again. And he learned a valuable lesson when he was crippled for the rest of his life by the same people I rescued him from. And you wanna know what's MORE intolerable? He actually expected me to save him after all he did to me! That intolerable moment condemned him to be crippled! (Gazelle looked shock and offended of Hope's actions). That's why you must NEVER trust people who offer you a party because you never know when they're honest or not. I do not trust the entirety of the Underground except for those whom I call friends, and Sursemury!
  • Gazelle:... How DARE you? How do you know if he's lying or not? What if he's speaking the truth? You would've ended up turning down someone who wanted a friend.
  • Hope: We are NOT down here to make friends! Have you forgotten our mission by not listening to my warnings and instead focusing on the well-being of those who might not even be worth saving?
  • Icky: "Actselly, the barkeep looked like he was a pretty nice guy. In fact, if his name is any indication, the only thing dangerious about him is that he has shit luck. Otherwise, I think he's legitamently harmless."
  • Rocko-Socko: "He is right about that, Hope..... Also, he is a friend of Mr Surs, so-"
  • Hope: "YOU TWO IDIOTS' ARE NOT APART OF THIS CONVERSATION!?"
  • Rocko: "Sorry."
  • Icky: "..... Well! I would never, as if I am talking like a steriotypical brit!"
  • Gazelle: Maybe not all Undergrounders are as evil as you say they are. Maybe some of them deserve better than living in a place like this. You're telling me that, because someone tricked and blackmailed you, nobody in the Underground is as harmless and moral as you, your friends and your employer?
  • Hope: To be honest, it's not that simple to tell when someone's honest or not. I've met other couriers that were as nice as me, but they are still jerks and insensitive bullies in their own right. In a world where corruption is contagious, it's impossible to tell honesty.
  • Gazelle: Has anybody ever told you that nothing is impossible?
  • Hope: 'Impossible' is a far-fetched term that is supposed to be used in logical probabilities, and NOT in far-fetched ones.
  • Mantis: "..... That makes, NO sense!"
  • Hope:... Okay, maybe I didn't word that correctly! I meant say that we shouldn't have high hopes here, even with harmless looking jokes like Roucho! I am saying that it's unlikely to tell when someone's being honest in a place like this. I don't feel like taking ANY chances. If I was to get humiliated like that one more time, I would've succumbed to the Corruptus radiation and become one of these filthy inhabitants! And that's NOT what I want. I trust no Underground strangers, even those that I barely know. If you're smart, you should do the same. I know I'm sounding like a bitch here, but I am trying to warn you. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
  • Gazelle:... You're despicable! Dishonorable! Perhaps you DO belong down here with the rest of the Undergrounders. (The group gasped)
  • Hope: "..... All I am doing is trying to give you advise on how to survive here, AND THIS THE THANKS I GET?!"
  • Icky: "Look, in all fairness, "Hope", maybe you misunderstood the poor guy's intentions. What if he's from a family that have a tradition in giving thanks by pranks? Maybe THAT'S why they didn't disowned him! Maybe you were just being a crybaby about everything and took some harmless fun too seriously!"
  • Hope: "YOUR TAKING HER SIDE!?"
  • Shifu: "I'm afraid to say yes. Perhaps it wasn't TOO unfair of Glutus to give you an impossable price to pay for cussing. Maybe it's the universe giving you due karma for the sin of neglegence as petty revenge over something you do NOT know the full story of."
  • Hope: "Are you people kidding me?! How do you know that "Roucho" isn't just trying to pull a fast one on her?!"
  • Trixie: "I take it your boss never told you of his soical life? I mean, the big bug CLEARLY said he was a friend of his! If Roucho was another idiot like these people, would your boss befriend him?"
  • Hope: "That's besides the poi-"
  • Po: "And how do YOU know the guy you saved really was malisious and not someone who had an awkwordly odd way to make friends!?"
  • Hope: "I-...... I...... Admitingly, other then what he did, no. I do not."
  • Patrick: "Exactly."
  • Hope: "I cannot NOT believe how unprofessional you people are!"
  • Icky: "Either you make amends with the poor dude, or else! (Points to his chest)."
  • Hope: "You do that, and we all get killed!"
  • Icky: "Personally, death's WAY more inviting then working with someone who desided to leave a misunderstood person to suffer because of something you misinterperated."
  • Hope groans in frustraction!
  • Hope: "...... OK, OK?! We'll detour to the guy's place, then when I proved you all wrong, then MAYBE you'll thank me?!"

Home of the Guy Hope saved.

  • The Group walked up to the home.
  • Hope: "I'm just saying, don't be too upset with yourselfs on how wrong you might be."
  • Hope pressed a doorbell.
  • The door opened up as it reveiled a miserable wheel-cheared Trodon like creature.
  • Trodon creature: "...... (Gets surprised)..... Hope? Is that you? I haven't seen you in like, forever! Listen, about what happened in the party, there's obviously a misunderstanding-"
  • Hope: "I UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY WHAT HAPPENED, RANDEL JOKE!? YOU HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE REBELION WITH WHAT YOU DID TO ME?! I SAVED YOU FROM THOSE JERKS, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! YOU TREATED ME LIKE A COMICAL PUNCHING BAG BECAUSE-"
  • Randel: "It was how the Joke family expressed our love for our friends by making people laugh WITH you, not at you."
  • Hope: "EXACTLY YOU LITTLE- (Record scratch)!...... A-wha....... (Squeaky) What?"
  • Randel: "It's, it's our family tradition, Hope. When the Joke family sees people we really like, we throw them a prank party and express our love for them through our love of pranks. And then, we show our love for the world to see. The Joke family loves making people laugh. And we love making our friends laugh. And making our friends laugh is something we never apologies for, because there's nothing to say sorry about expressing love."
  • Hope blushed wildly, as she looked at the Heroes staring sternly at her.
  • Gazelle: "...... I, rest, my, case."
  • Icky: "Ditto."
  • Shifu: "Indeed."
  • Hope: "..... And..... And..... And I left you to be..... (Sheds tears.) Oh, my, god!? Randel, I'm, I'm so sorry!? I, I wish there was a way I can fix this?!"
  • Randel: "There's no need for that Hope."
  • Hope: " NO NEED?! BUT YOUR A CRIPPLE NOW?!"
  • Randel: "Well, truth be told. The part of about me being crippled, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY be a tiny be exaggerated. (Gets up with no problem, surprising everyone)! TA-DA?!"
  • Crane dropped his jaw!
  • Iago: "HOW IN THE HE-"
  • Icky: "Rememeber, buddy, we can't cuss!"
  • Skipper: "JUMPING HALLEUIA?! HE CAN WALK AGAIN!?"
  • Hope: "But, but, I saw those guys about to beat ya up!?"
  • Randel: "Yeah, I was about to get into a pickle, but after you left, I quickly desided to pull the smoke bomb trick my family always uses to escape from the haters. I actselly got away unscatched, and the thugs freaked out and ended up pwning eachother. You should've seen them, they were all like "GET'IM, GET'IM, GE-OW?! THAT'S MY TAIL, PEA-BRAIN?!"! WOW, even when I escape with my life, I get a good laugh out of it! BAZAMA?!"
  • The Heroes but Hope laughed!
  • Icky: "Aw, dude, you're awesome!"
  • Iago: "Greatest, joke, ever!"
  • Gazelle: "You even had me fooled! (Laughs alittle), Good one, amigo."
  • Hope: "........."
  • Randel: "And that is why no one messes with a Joke family member. But all the same Hope, I'm glad we can finally put all that unfortunate misunderstanding behind us and-"
  • Hope looks as if she was about to blow up in anger, as the heroes quickly gotten concerned!
  • Oggle: "Hope, Hope, remember that the guy has a family!"
  • Hope looks as if she was about to go into an insane tirade, but then, instead, she bursts out into great laughter!
  • Hope: "OH, MY, GOD!? YOU SNEAKY LITTLE DINO?! YOU GOTTEN ME BACK GOOD?! I AM SO GONNA THINK TWICE ABOUT NOT SAVING YA!? (LAUGHS)! HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MALISCIOUS JERK BORNED FROM A CORRUPTIVE SUN, BUT TURNS OUT, YOUR ACTSELLY A..... Nice..... Misunderstood....... Guy, who...... Just has a different way of expressing friendship..... Ohhhhhhhh."
  • Randel: "Well like I said. No hard feelings, Hopey-Soapy. Wait, what this about a corruptive-"
  • Hope: "NOT IMPOURENT! What's impourent is, I'm so sorry I misunderstood you, Randel."
  • Randel: "Well, it was probuly also my fault on that I didn't warn you on how the Joke family works. I kinda thought you already did because, we're kinda famous for our tomfoolery."
  • Hope: "Well, I didn't, because, I was new at the time, so-"
  • Tamara: "Leave it to you to end up leaving someone to suffer or to just hate someone who cares for you just because they made an honest mistake or desiding that maybe a certain group wasn't worth fighting for."
  • Hope: "...... Randel, you don't have to apologies about the prank, it was my own fault for, well, not realising that you were called "Randel Joke" for a reason. I, was probulity doomed to be given a prank to begin with. Stupid retarded me."
  • Randel: "Hopey-Soapy, don't say that. We all make mistakes. Truth be told, we were once from Jokalivia, and we moved to Mieber to make friends. And my family tried hard to use our love of laughter and hilarity to make friends, but.... People didn't..... Understood the joke."
  • Squidward: "That's because everyone thought you people were annoying nousences and pests."
  • Icky: "The fact that you guys were un-apologenic about your way to express love, may've also sent the idea that you were malcious pranksters."
  • Oggle: "And no doubt led you guys into being harrassed by Glutus, and thus, you had to live down here ever since cause Rea and friends saved you."
  • Randel: "Well, underground's not much less of a tougher crowd either. Espeically those guys who tried to hurt me. They really can't take a- EEEK?!"
  • Owen: "They can't take a eek? (Turns around and sees more rebel thugs) EEEK?!"
  • Different Rebel Thug Boss: "Well isn't this a touching reunion? So Hope desided to give that worthless prankster a new chance..... Pffth! Like I care. Now all you lot stand aside! Today's the day that retarded idiot, his stupid parents, his slut of a wife and basturd child, die!? (Brings out a knife) I'm gonna have me some delisious dino meat and eggs!"
  • The Heroes refused to leave.
  • Ol'Timer: "..... Your always nothing but unforgiving scum, Crooked Malababo."
  • Malababo: "Well excuse me if one of that whiney retard's pranks COSTED ME AN EYE!? (POINTS TO HIS EYEPATCH)?!"
  • Randel's family came in concerningly and safely behind Randel.
  • Randel: "Mr. Malababo, please, it, it was an accsident. The rubber snakes were never meant to be harmful, I swear. You looked too close to the container at the wrong time."
  • Shifu: "So obviously, Malababo, what happened was your own mistake and nothing more. He meant the joke to be a token of love. You are just too simple-minded to embrace the fact."
  • Malababo: "Grrrrr....... This is your ONLY warning?! Get out of the damn way, or you're all dead?! And don't think for an instent, that Rea will give any fucks about some couriors and some new recruits being killed off?! If he never stood up to people like me before, he's not gonna start now?!"
  • Gazelle cracked her neck in several directions.
  • Gazelle: "Then maybe it's time someone else does that FOR him."
  • Malababo: "..... Ohhh, I heard of you. You destroyed John the Nasty's reproductives, did ya!? (Laughs evily). Can't say I'm surprised you would vouched for a worthless trouble maker! He doesn't even contribute to our courses of freedom fighting! He complains about "Terrorisum" and "Making people sad" over killing their stupid order loving families!? HA! Randel Joke?! You're a waste of space, and the rebelion will be WAY better off without ya!?"
  • Gazelle: "........ You, vile, scurge."
  • Shifu: "IT WOULD APPEAR THAT IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE REAL WASTE OF SPACE FOR THIS REBELION FOR YOUR LACK OF REMORSE!?"
  • Po: "And the fact that you CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, NOR ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FACT THAT IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT NOT EXPECTING THIS SORT'VE THING FROM A GUY NAMED "RANDEL JOKE"!? I mean, come on, even an IDIOT would know what a guy named "Randel Joke" would be up to something goofy! I mean, seriously? Doesn't speak very highly of your intelligence for that, pal!"
  • Malababo: " What the, are you saying that, ARE YOU CALLING ME A FOOL?! HE WAS THE ONE WHO TRICKED ME WITH A FAKE CAN OF BEER!?"
  • Hope: "..... Well, maybe THAT, should've teached ya to be more cautious about Randel's family! YOUR own fault for not expecting someone with a last name like "Joke" to not express his love for ya through practical jokes! If you're not gonna appresiate his love, then you don't deserve a friend like Randel!"
  • Malababo: "How can you bring yourself to just forgive the little turd after what he did to you?"
  • Hope: "I realised that he meant it to show how much he and his family love and appresiate the things I did for him. I saved his life, so alchourse his way to show he appresiates it was through pranks! I shouldn't've been a spoilsport like you about it! I saw what I was being like in a mirror..... And you are ONE ugly reflection that I do NOT, wanna go back to again, Mal!"
  • Malababo: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! Your disrespect to me is about to become, VERY COSTLY!?"
  • Malababo charged and grabbed Hope by the head and started to brutally beat her down!
  • Oggle: "HOPE!?"
  • The heroes tried to intervene, but Malababo's thugs interfeared and held guns at them!
  • Malababo's thug 1: "ONE FALSE MOVE, AND YA'S DEAD MEAT!?"
  • Malababo's thug 2: "Duhhhh, what he said!"
  • Malababo was laughing maniacly as he was spinning Hope around and then tossed her straight into a foundton made of stone, smacking into it by the back of her neck, hurting her badly!
  • Hope: "GAAAAAAAAAAH?! AHHH?! Ohhh.... Ohhhh."
  • Malababo: "..... Answer me this, you little shit..... Are you seriously, willing to die, for a worthless prankster, who ruined ya badly as a retarded way to thank ya?"
  • Hope: "...... That's, what real friends are for..... You dispicable asshole."
  • Malababo: "..... You and your "Friendship" bullshit are starting to give me a SPLITING HEADACHE?!"
  • A gun cock and a mechanical whirr was heard as a familier gun is held to Malababo's head, as the brute shows his true cowerdly colors when he saw Tollund as Rebelion T.
  • Tollund: "...... You seriously couldn't let one prank gone wrong go, can ya, Crooked Malababo? Well cause of that, friendship's not gonna be the only thing your gonna get a heacache from, if ya catch my drift, you sorry piece of filth!"
  • Malababo: "Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, Rebelion T?! It's, it's NOT what it looks like!?"
  • Tollund: "Oh, so you mean you were NOT just beating up a little teenage kreegon who I value as a daughter in a sense over the fact that she has the heart to forgive a misunderstood prankster from Jokalivia? The planet of Jokes? I'm for one an glad she made a mature desidtion to forgive someone who unintentionally wronged her. Albeit, kinda against her will at first since certain people insisted on it or they won't play ball with her."
  • Malababo: "L-l-l-l-look. T, hear me out! I'm one of Rea's most valueable fighters! I'm even the most dedicated to the Extremer Freedom Fighting! Rea would be sore if anything happen to me?!"
  • Tollund: "(Sarcasticly) Hey, your right. We DO have a problem here. What can Rea do without- (Seriously) Yet another dime of a dozen looter he can replace on a whim and doesn't give any acknowledgement to your sad, miserable existence and would only be happy about ya, if you died?! In fact, if I were to kill ya right now, he'll give me a medal for freeing a spot for a future new recuit! Heck, he might even just feast on ya without a second thought and say you'll taste like Poulkey! You said so yourself, in a way. If Rea's not gonna stand up, even against worthless scum like you, he ain't gonna do anything to me. Rea is not gonna care if I wasted a lowly excuse of a thug like you. The fight for freedom made him a WEEEEEEE bit numb about valuing people's lives. Even scum like you. And he'll be happy to know, he doesn't have to support your sorry buttocks anymore."
  • Malababo: "No!? WAIT?! I'll give ya anything you'll desire!? Money! Beer! The Many women from the surface I kidnapped and turned into sex slaves! The loyalty of my men! My gun collection!? ANYTHING!? JUST SPARE ME!?"
  • Tollund: "That sounds nice...... But I think I rather just take all  but your goons, your wealth, the beer and worthless guns AFTER I rid the Underground of you!"
  • Malababo: "No!? T?! T!? TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-"
  • Tollund fired his gun as a lazer was heard followed by the sound of explouding flesh was heard as the heroes and Mal's thugs flinched in shock in respondse to that, as the camera went and stayed on Tollund's mask, now donning sparkle of reds, as the sound of a thud was heard.
  • Malababo's thugs, without a leader, become the cowerds they are as they see the now laying body of Malababo, while the camara doesn't show the end result of what happened.
  • Tollund: "..... As for you scum...... I want all of you to pack all of Mal's things and loot and gave them back to the people you stole from, and I want all of the women he kidnapped be taken to the bar belonging to Hope's superior so I can be able to secretly return to the surface after their memories are wiped from their misfortune. They may be orderlies, but they deserve better then that. Well? GET GOING, YOU SCUM BUCKETS!?"
  • Tollund fired a warning shot to cause Malababo's thugs to run off to do their task!
  • Tollund: "AND ANOTHER THING!? LEAVE HOPE, AND ALL HER FRIENDS ALONE FROM HERE ON OUT?! AND BE SURE TO TELL EVERY SINGLE SCUMBUCKET TO DO THE SAME?!"
  • Gazelle: "...... Sir, I know that man was awful, but, did you really had to take his life? He was only a victim of corruption, and-"
  • Tollund: "I know. And I'll live in regret of this desidtion for the rest of my life. But.... (Picks up Hope, who's barely still awake).... Hope needed me. And so did you guys."
  • Gazelle: "..... I understand, and know that I will not judge you poorly for this sacrivice."
  • Oggle: "But, your sure nobody's gonna be concerned about Malababo's death?"
  • Tollund: "Don't worry, the only ones who cared for this sorry waste of sterm were his goons, but they're too afraid to ever avenge him against me. Everyone else in the underground hated him anyway. And like I said, Rea would sooner reward me then even so much as scold me for killing what he views as a waste of a position he would've given to someone else."
  • Randel: "Please come in, we have a funtional healing tank for Hope to heal in."
  • Icky: "And just to be clear, you actselly mean that, and that it's not another prank coming in a bad time? I mean, no offence, but as much as we do agree that Hope should've given ya a chance, we are cautious of known pranksters reguardless."
  • Randel: "We Jokes do NOT make fun of life and death struggles. You can trust me that the Healing Tank's legit."
  • Gazelle: "Then we trust you."
  • Iago: "But what are we gonna do about that jerk-off's body?"
  • Tollund: "Don't worry. The native Corpse Collector Addants will handle that."
  • Icky: "What're corpse collector addants?"
  • Tollund: They're native creatures that Rea had captured and miraculously tamed for making removal of dead bodies much easier. We don't worry about any blood staining the wall because then, it would take EXPENSIVE outside material to clean it.
  • Icky:... What... Do they do to the corpses?
  • Tollund: Exactly what you'd think they'd do with them.
  • Icky:... I feel I don't like the answer to that-
  • Ol' Timer: They eat them.
  • Icky: (Holds in vomit, and pukes in a trash receptacle)... You know how I always said those man-eating ants from Indiana Jones 4 were kinda cool?... Still are, but I still can't get over their nasty habits!
  • Sparx: Absa-flipping-lutely!
  • Tamara:... You know... Hope... This is the first time I've seen a malicious side of you. I always thought you were better than that.
  • Hope: (Sighs) To be honest, after what happened just now... I just don't wanna believe it. Maybe G- (Remembers that Randel's here)... G-Elle was right. Maybe... Maybe I DO belong down here. Perhaps I'm finally succumbing to the Corruptus radiation.... Maybe I shouldn't help you guys after all.
  • Viper: Hope, don't say that! You're still a great person. It was just a big misunderstanding that I'm sure you, as an easily-corruptible being, couldn't even resist responding negatively to. But now you clearly discovered that Randel meant no ill-wills and you redeemed your earlier mistake by standing up to his aggressors..... With, mixed results. Besides, there was no harm done. Randel is not crippled, and you did no harm.
  • Hope: (Sighs) Guys... I'm sorry to say, but... After we finish this mission... I'm turning myself into the authorities.
  • Oggle: WHAT?!?
  • Gazelle: Are you kidding? Is this REALLY something you should be ashamed of?
  • Hope: To be honest, it's for the best. If my actions were so bad, you were willing to sacrifice your mission and yourselves, then maybe I'm slowly joining the Underground. What if I end up doing this again?
  • Tamara:... Hope... You're taking this a bit too seriously. You've got friends that need you. You seriously want to spend the rest of your life in prison because of guilt? You're NOT a bad person. You're just a little... Misguided.
  • Chiller: I hear tat. And considering you spent most of your life down here, that's saying something. Besides, I'm sure it's why your parents even named you 'Hope', because you're practically the only hope this world has of becoming better than it is now.
  • Tamara: Exactly. So, are you willing to stop now?
  • Gazelle: It's not too late to redeem yourself, Hope. Just allow us to have this party of Roucho's, and then we can see what we can do.
  • Hope: "...... Why not, I guess..... Just, promise me you'll see if he's really harmless first. I, still have to insist that-"
  • Icky: "We get it already, we should be careful on who we trust down here! But I have a good feeling that a dude named "Roucho the Unfortunate" doesn't sound like he's a total butt-kicker. We just saw the guy begging for help."
  • Hope: "I know, I know! Just, at least make sure he's okay to be around. I'm still insisting that, rebels here are hard to trust."
  • Shifu: "..... Very well. We'll get more details on Roucho to make sure he's safe. It's the least we can do to make up for your condition."
  • Hope: "..... It'll also help getting me to Randel's Healing Tank. I feel as if that all my organs are ruptured."
  • Duke: "Yeah let's TOTALLY handle THAT first."
  • Randel: You're lucky we're one of the many Undergrounders to retain SOME ounce of modern-day technology. And just to further show there's no hard feelings, I'll help you with the party. I may be good at jokes, but I sure as heck am good with parties.
  • Hope:... Thanks, Randel.

Later...

  • Sursemury: (Laughs) Hope seriously believed dat the prank was a malicious act of humiliation? Dat guy was just doing what he does for a living! Sure, he went about it a, how do you say, unortehdox method no different then a mean bully on campus!
  • Spyro: But... I'm starting to question why you plastered everything on the Underground media if thge intent wasn't to make Hope feel awful and embarrised.
  • Randel: Well, how else was I suppose to express that Hope was my friend?
  • Icky: "Ok, so, your more well intentioned and goofbally then maliscious. Well, heads up in the future, pally. Taking a picture of someone in an awkword position and sharing the photos is blackmail. And it's NOT very popular in ANY non-Joke-Planet socity. So, I kinda can see why Hope thought that you were the jerk in this relationship."
  • Randel: "Well I never meant it like that. It's how we express our love and our concerns. Through pranks and comedy. It's how all my people did it. For exsample, we tried to express our concerns to the Bullarns' way of life by turning their moon into cheese."
  • Icky: "...... You turned, a hostile race's moon, into cheese? And yet, Jokalivia managed to NOT become a new astreriod belt?"
  • Randel: Relax, that trick was temporary, AND can be reversed even without eating for the effects tp wear off on it's own. Also, the USRA races did calm the angry cattle down. We swore not to pull any pranks on them again. As well as the Pharcums when a prank to make them more remorseful by having their leader at the time ended up wearing new shiny armor with words that said he gives remorse to his parents, cause Pharcums are not usually like that by the way, and.... It, kinda caused the Pharcum wars instead...... And don't even get us started on how we tricked a VA General to get into a losing fight with a strongly protected USRA planet and how he was arrested and captured almost anti-climaticly.
  • Samantha:... Okay, as soon as we return to the Hero Hive, we need to set up a summit for Jokalivia.
  • Magnum: Agreed.
  • Sursemury: So, you guys here to talk about somethin' concernin' da Heroes Act members down here?
  • Gilda: "Yeah. How are they and how bad is it?"
  • Po: They weren't... Underground-icized, were they?
  • Sursemury: Well, lucky for you, dey ain't as bad as you think dey are. Dey are posing as Undergrounders to earn da trust of Rea, and are currently dealing with da Underground from da inside.
  • Samantha: Oh, thank goodness!
  • Sursemury: Yeah. But, heads up, da swearing has made dem as hard to look at as da rest of da Underground.
  • Icky:... Wait... Swearing makes you ugly?
  • Samantha: It's true, actually. One of Corruptus' favorite curses. Anyone under the curse who swears gets uglier. Why else is everyone here so mishapen? Once your ugly enough, your pretty much stuck like it until either a hug or a reform tank can cleanse you. 
  • Skipper:... Well, that's dumb, not to mention unsubtle.
  • Sursemury: I know, right? Corruptus must've had a screwed up mind. And trust me, why it can effect most people and not those like Hope, well, it can have a varied success rate when you are smart enough to keep an open mind.... It, helps if you don't ruin your brain with additive subtences.
  • SpongeBob: Where's the rest of the HA?
  • Sursemury: "At the new laser weapons factory Rea is building right here, waiting for the supplies from Hope. I, assume that cause she ran into you, she no longer has the real thing?"
  • Tamara: Yeah, we confiscated all the equipment from her once she got arrested. We don't need this place getting that powerful with modern-day technology.
  • Sursemury: Well, for once, I think I can look over a failed courior attempt, but mainly on a moral persective. I couldn't on good consence contribute in making dis three-ring circus of a rebelion become an actual threat. I'm getting tired of being down here, anyway. All da people who come here are hard to look at, are delinquents who cause property damage through riots and drunk rages, or even at times come close to harming me had it not been for my arms dealing career of which Rea does value, if barely, because of actual use. I wanna see a personal goal of making a fortune with my non-alcoholic synthehol. Your comrades in da HA tried some of it, and they think it's great. Would you like some now that you're down here? It's on da house.
  • Samantha: Maybe later. Right now, we need to meet up with our teammates. Where's this factory?
  • Sursemury: Obviously, it's da giant metal building a few blocks away. (That was seen) I'm surprised even your wise and sharp eyes failed to notice that.
  • Icky: "We were kinda distracted at not being very good at being discret."
  • Sursemury: "I noticed when you ended up bumbing into Fire-Spitter, getting in trouble with Voragg da Butcher, saving my good and troubled friend Roucho the Unfortunate from his usual problems, where I heard it would've been fatal this time, and you gotten something even I couldn't get Hope to do! Get her to confront Randel and talk like rational beings. You guys ARE good. But yes, you clearly need to work on your incognito skills. Your lucky dese aren't rebels like in da Nimboo Rebelion in more ways dan de obvious, or else you would've prematurely met up with Rea and be given a warning that you'll be monitored. But trust me, in future stealth missions, do actual stealth, yes?"
  • Alex: "Oh don't get wrong, we're usually MUCH more careful then that. Luck, just kinda didn't worked with us."
  • Sursemury: "Oh yes, sometimes, the UUniverses, they always have different plans for us."
  • Squidward: "No kidding."
  • Sursemury: Getting to the factory shouldn't be much of a trek. Just be careful, dat place is EXTREMELY well-guarded.
  • Chiller Beans: Lucky for you guys, I happen to have been near that place during it's construction on one of my delivery missions once. I can lead you there in a heartbeat.
  • Kaa: That's good. We need to make sure they didn't end up being spotted by security.
  • Sursemury: "You most certainly can't afford dat. Da Factory's security is a bit more, competent dan dese fools who wander about here."
  • Icky: "How much more compident?"
  • Tollund: "I kinda have to hand-pick them myself. By all means, they aren't complete geniuses, but they're not idiots either. They're, average intelligence at best. They know not to trust weird and unexpected things and send out a warning the chance they get. So, none of your famous wacky antics are to be useful there."
  • Lord Shen: Oh, give me a break. All we're doing is meeting up with our HA allies. It's not like we have to ACTUALLY do anything stealthy.
  • Ol' Timer: Oh, it would be wise not to think like that. The security forces there have declared that that area is restricted to all Undergrounders. People have been prosecuted for entering. If they saw an entire army of you guys through the gates, they would label it a riot and take us all out. They have towers that spot for trouble, and use manned turrets to take intruders out. So it's best that only a few members went. Not to mention it's impossible to get inside without an appointment.
  • Icky: "OR, we can just tell them that we're friends of Hope and THEN they'll let us all in! And we'll say that we'll tell Rea if they snubed us out."
  • Ol'Timer: "....... Sure, why not? But I'd STILL be careful. Even with such a blackmail, the place's owner is NOT that accepting of incompetence. He, tends to be unpleasent like that. The best way to calm him down is to give him peadit-butter or cheese sandwich crackers and call him 'pretty bird'. (Everyone was confused at that)... The guy's species is related to grarrots, give him a break."
  • Iago:... Well, where the heck are we gonna find sandwich crackers?
  • Sursemury: Say please. (Takes some out)... And since you guys are unlikely to have our UUniverses' currency, these will be free.
  • Iago: I can't believe we have to deal with a parrot-like bird with a foul attitude against failures.
  • Ol' Timer: Relax. As long as we have these crackers, he'll be tamed. But be warned, he's hard to deal with when he's angry. He's like an unsentient large bird flapping around a room and causing destruction wherever it flies. Best to pin him down before he goes cuckoo-crazy.
  • Oggle: Yeah. I heard a courier from Mister Fortuna's employment a few miles away got his balls torn off when failing to get Krooger shield generators and multi-setting phasers, pulse pistols, and rapid-laser blaster rifles. And since the guy was a rog, it served as the most unpleasant neuter of any rog's life. (Shivers)
  • Iago: Still won't be a problem for us. We've got this all under control.
  • Sursemury: I certainly hope so. Good luck out there.

Lazer Weapons Factory

  • Oggle: (All the heroes approached the gate)... Well, here we are. The newly founded Lazer Weapons Factory.
  • Owen: I'm a little worried about this.
  • Oggle: Relax. Just keep the crackers on standby. (They approached the gates and turrets pointed at them)...
  • Guard #1: STATE YOUR BUSINESS!
  • Shifu: We are on behalf of Hope Qonnors in her appointments for both Executive Tomplex and the Heroes Act. She got caught up in a prior engagement with an old friend, and had to protect him from thugs...... And is currently in a healing tank. It was unpleasent.
  • Guard #1: (Does track record research)... Hope Qonnors got a job to obtain Krooger weaponry and weapon parts a few hours ago.
  • Guard #2: (On comlink) Sir, some people have come in to speak on behalf of Hope Qonnors, who I guess got into some deep s*** recently and couldn't show up, and wish to see you and the Heroes Act.... And there is a LOT of them!
  • ???: Send them in. I shall meet them personally at the entrance.
  • Guard #2: Yes, sir! (They let them in)
  • Rogeto:... So THIS is what it looks like on the inside.
  • Guard #3: Executive Tomplex will come out and greet you shortly. Please wait. (They wait for 10 seconds until they meet a vulture-like parrot with a bald orange, blue, and white colored neck, a parrot-like brown beak, black and white feathers, and a business suit)
  • Vulture-like Parrot:... Greetings, friends of Hope. I trust that the shipments got through safely, yet Hope got injured in the process?
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry, bossman, the weapons made it just fine. It's just that our pal G-Elle went to save a local bartender from some thugs, but Hope got a little complainy about saving people in a place not very good with gratitude and we got into a total disagreement when she brought in this Randel Joke guy in here, then we went to him, had to protected HIM from different nastier thugs, then T came and blew the leader's head off, but not before Hope got her buttocks handed to her on a silver platter. So, we kinda have to cover for her."
  • Vulture-Parrot: I didn't asked for a life story, I just want to know if the weapons are fine!? I would not handle it well if the first ever laser weaponry would not make it after my old bullet gun mills are being shut down thanks to Rea's desires for lasers, were not to make it. Because if so... (Got a bit twitchy-eyed and angry) THEN I AM GOING TO CASTRATE THE NEAREST WARM BODY WITH A RUSTY QITZZ-ARMY KNIFE FOR YET ANOTHER INCOMPETENCE!!! (The Lodgers and Hope's friends got freaked out by that outburst)
  • Mr. Whiskers: (Blabbers in panic)
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Jesus Christ, is HE in desperate need of a blow... Uh... To get laid or what?"
  • Iago: (Quietly) Hey, didn't you swear?
  • Icky: (Quietly) Tecnecally, saying a savior's name in vain doesn't inheredly count as a curse as it's more of a needless reference.
  • SpongeBob: (Gets twitchy)
  • Vulture-like Parrot (Exec. Tomplex): May I ask why the zongue is getting all twitchy like that?
  • SpongeBob: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy!
  • Patrick: Yeah, we were just... Excited at how successful Hope's mission went, and how we weren't the ones responsible for-
  • Lord Shen: (With clenched teeth) DON'T YOU GUNKING DARE!!!
  • Patrick: Sorry-
  • Ol' Timer: Hope was arrested and the shipments were confiscated.
  • Oggle: TIMER!!!!
  • Ol' Timer: Who else was gonna tell him? Thanks to the pink idiot, he was gonna end up getting curious to what he meant by that!
  • Exec. Tomplex: (Got angered as his eyes got red and steam went out his ear-holes)... NOT... AGAIN!... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Baloo sat on him before he could do anything)... GET OFF OF ME!!! I DEMAND THAT YOU GET OFF OF ME!
  • March Hare: Someone give him the crackers!
  • Gazelle brought them out!
  • Duke: "I got this G!"
  • Duke takes them and runs up to the snapping Tomplex!
  • Gazelle gotten close.
  • Duke: "I'll feed the crackers, you compliment the dude!"
  • Gazelle touches the shoulder of Tomplex!
  • Gazelle: "It's ok, Pretty Bird. (Duke starts feeding him crackers) It's ok, Pretty bird."
  • This repeats until Tomplex is not mad, but still emotionally distressed!
  • Tomplex: "OHHHHHHHHH! Anger may be gone, but I am still upset! I am running the first ever laser factory for the Underworld, and entrusted to make the likes of the Assault Cannons no less, yet we don't even have the right equipment!? And I suppose whatever is in the bag is just, knock-off toys, is that it?!"
  • The Group were silent.
  • Tomplex: "...... Your silence is enough of an answer..... Oh, woe is me! I never wanted to be a weapon manufacturer for rebels! I don't even care about the bans at all! I, for one, am glad the bans exist! This planet's clearly better off without booze, drugs and naughty words anyway! And I clearly see that Rea is a DISGRACE to all of the Hackagon clan!?"
  • Po: "So WHY are you helping him make, albeit useless, weapons?"
  • Tomplex: "(Cries)...... I WAS FORCED TOO?! I used to be an executive for Krooger Weapons. I had a great and wonderious life. A beautiful and wonderfult wife. Good children. Another clutch of eggs on the way. And I had the trust and respect of President Hackagon.... Everything was beautiful..... UNTIL REA AND HIS AUTISTIC BRUTE KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO MAKE PRIMITIVE BULLET GUNS FOR THEIR INCOMPETENT FOLLOWERS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh, you poor thing. Your a slave, aren't you?"
  • Tomplex: "(Sniffles)... Yes. Well taken cared of and protected from a vengeful MOF general, (sobs) BUT A SLAVE NONETHELESS?! (Cries)! This place is NOT good for my anger management! Perhaps you may've heard, but I don't handle failure well!"
  • Duke: "Yeah, we gotten the concept, mac."
  • Tomplex: "Oh woe is me! All I want is my freedom again, AWAY from these insulting excuses for "Freedom Fighters"! I just want to see my family again! BUT THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN FOR AS LONG AS REA IS STILL IN CONTROL?! I'LL UNDYINGLY SUPPORT ANYONE WHO IS PLANING A BETRAYAL ON HIS SORRY DISGRACED TUSH!?"
  • Lord Shen:... Sir, I think you'll be happy to know that... We're here to deal with that.
  • Tomplex:... You are?
  • Oggle: (Whispering) They are the Lodgers, the remaining two Heroes Act members, and Tamara in disguise, looking for the rest of the Heroes Act.
  • Tomplex:... Oh... Well... If this means that I get out of this death-trap, then your secret is safe with me. I shall escort you to your comrades.
  • Shifu: That's very kind of you, Mr. Tomplex.

Later...

  • (This music played as Zosimo and Clifton were playing a a role-playing card/board game hybrid)
Mirror's Edge 2 - (Combat Chase Demo) Inspirational Track 2

Mirror's Edge 2 - (Combat Chase Demo) Inspirational Track 2

  • Zosimo:... I use the Armatage SKG80 Shockgun on your Armatage M-5500 Holo-Laser Turret, destroying it for good. (Puts down a card)
  • Clifton: AW, MAN!... Well... I guess that would be a great move... If it weren't for the fact that you just left this squadron without medical healing support, thus allowing me to take it out with a V6300P2 Heavy-Duty Disintegrator Tank! (Casts the card) BOOM-SHAKADA!
  • Xandy: WHOO! Sure got you good, Zosey!
  • Zosimo: Oh... Uh... I... Uh... OH! Look! You just exposed that tank to the much more powerful and WAAAAAAAAY bigger G5066V5 Dracthon Mac-Cannon Airship. Your tank's ashes! (Casts the card) BOOM-SHAKADA!
  • Clifton: I-bu-ju-ki-ya-wa... Oh, look, one of your Overlord's Centurion Robots was bested by some guards whom I have given Huncus Plasmablast Guns and Huncus G5 Hoverpacks! (Mimics jet-pack noise)
  • Zosimo: BUT I HAVE JUST GOTTEN THREE G3V500 XALCROMAN HOVERPOUNDERS TO PUNCH YOUR LAST REMAINING SHIELD TOWER INTO OBLIVION! (Makes crushing sounds)
  • Clifton: YET I HAVE 2 UNUSED TURRET SOCKETS TO SPARE, AND SO I USE TWO M5600 MAC-BLAST CANNONS TO TAKE OUT TWO OF YOUR HOVERPOUNDERS! PYOOM-PYOOM!!
  • Zosimo: But I have discovered an opening to the barrier to YOUR fortress' laser gate and took out the remaining guards ALL WITH HUMAN M50C LASER MINI CANNONS! B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BRAT!
  • Clifton: But the NEXT line of guards possess Cousand V20 ENERGY SHIELDS THAT REFLECTS YOUR MINI LASER BLASTS BACK AT YOU! BIDANGBIDANGBIDANGBIDANGBIDANGBIDANGBIDANGBIDANG!!! (The two tussled for a bit)
  • Hudson: Guys, guys, settle down! It's just a game!
  • Clifton:... (The two backed down)... Sorry. It's just that... We've played Wars and Weapons so many times, it's given us both competitive edges.
  • Zosimo: Yeah, considering the damn game is like the ultimate nerd's game for making simulated wars however they want with literally ALL the UUniverses' war technology. Not as good as those video games we got that simulates it BETTER than this, but still good enough. You know us both, we're dedicated geeks.
  • Nanobyte: "OH GOOD DEVINES, YOU CURSED!?"
  • Zosimo: "Ahh don't worry. When your this ugly, I think the ugiflying process stops. You can pretty much cuss all you want as long as you don't over-do it."
  • Nanobyte: "Oh..... But I am still VERY cautious about curse words in Mieber! And I am STILL not thrilled that we have to look like something out of a crude adult show!"
  • Hawkens: "Well it ain't a trip to the candy store for the rest of us either! I for one ain't happy that we have to pretend to willingly help these terrorests just for a shot in the dark hope that the misfits will arrive! And no offence Stephenie, but I liked your original appearence better!"
  • Stephenie: "(Shyfully looks at a mirror) Well, considering that I look more like a Grook-Grook Bird than my actual speices, I don't blame your declaration, Hawkens."
  • Vancer: "Actselly, I think these forms are bloody perfect for Grim Night coming up! These would be GREAT for costume parties!"
  • Zosimo: "One downside with your plan! It's been said that the corruptive enfluence of Corruptus will not survive far unless it's within massive groups big enough to be an armada. Individual or small groups will slowly revert back to normal and lose the corruption.... Well, only for non-natives at least. Like Tollund said, he's stuck with Corruptus' enfluence, even if we were able to cure the sun."
  • Clifton: "Well I still say this Bioengineer I knew will help."
  • Hawkens: "Well how do ya'll know he won't laugh in your face first before he comes on board? Ya can't deny that the idea of a corruptive sun still sounds kinda crazy to believe."
  • Clifton: "Trust me, what went down here will be talked about by alot of news shorces, of which at least one of them will reach the bioengineer. He won't be so doubtful by then."
  • Hawkens: "Well even then, what if we can't fix corruptive dark magilo magic from Tollund? What if he's doomed to be easy to turn into a total bad guy? What if that it IS a bad idea to include him into the HA? Great legend or not, ya can't deny that a hero stupidly easy to corrupt as quickly as a snap of the finger would end up being dangerious to us."
  • Clifton: "That's funny coming to someone who liked getting his butt kicked from him!"
  • Hawkens: "Hey I was just being polite to a celeberty! Aside from that, I'm at most a fair weathered fan, and as such, I do believe it might be too dangerious to have Tollund around the HA. It's clear that cause of the corruption of Corruptus, even with it being balenced out, ya can't deny that no villain's gonna ignor the chance to control one of the most well trained and powerful heroes ever and turn him into a living weapon! And on top of that, even if the President of Mieber okayed it, he's still guilty of aiding and abetting terrorests, and I know at least one of them Grand Councilers has a die-hard hatred of terrorests even more then Keubrics! Can ya even be SURE the Grand Council would even WANT to risk including Tollund into our ranks, considering that he's a potaintional problem waiting to happen?"
  • Clifton: Look, Hawkens, we've got a Magelio master in our ranks, so it's likely that she'll be able to fix his easy corruption problem. You've got nothing to worry about. I mean, a guy who kicked all our asses? That's a BIG interest for people like us.
  • Cloakblade: He put up a good fight, yes, but what if he had been facing Samantha and Magnum? Would the outcome be the same then? The two are evenly-matched in fighting scales in the Virtual Gym. They both can't even beat each other when fighting against each other.
  • Xandy:...I still say we give him a chance. Corruptus radiation or not, he's perfect.
  • Tomplex: My good heroes? It appears your hero teammates have come to see you.
  • Vancer: Oh, crap! I don't like where this is going! They're going to accuse us of becoming one of them and kick our asses!
  • Tomplex: Actually, they are friends of Rebellion T.
  • Xandy:... Hmm... Well, maybe we don't have nothin' to worry about, then. Come on. (They took their board-card game hybrid and digitally put it back in it's box and went out to face the other heroes)
  • Icky: HOLY BALLOONS!!! YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING FROM AN ADULT SWIM CARTOON!!!
  • Xandy: Yeah, blame the goddamn curses for doing this to us.
  • Iago: Yeesh, I bet you couples are hard to look at.
  • Hudson: Oh, F*** YEAH! I apologies for being bluntly honest about this Xandy, but you look like an old ghole.
  • Xandy: You kidding? I mean no serious offence, but you look MUCH uglier than before.
  • Hudson:... (The two kissed as the heroes were disgusted)
  • Boss Wolf:... I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time, I'm... I'M GAVOMITING! (Barfs in a trash receptacle)... Wow, these trash receptacles are everywhere.
  • Tomplex: Indeed. The Underground has millions of them. You can practically find them in every corner.
  • Magnum: Alright, you two, stop screwing around, we have work to do.
  • Xandy:... Alright, alright. WHEW! So, what do we do, then?
  • Icky: "Well, first, we're gonna have you guys ditch the uggo appearence! Not only is it NOT marketable, but, you guys would be better off."
  • Cloakblade: "I for one will welcome the removeal of this appearence."
  • Samantha: "Well, it's as simple of being a loved one to hug you out."
  • Nanobyte: "But Xandy and Hudson were making out and are still-"
  • It was seen that the lovebirds were slowly turning back to normal.
  • Samantha: "Well, obviously the effects are abit slower when both parties involved are tainted."
  • Magnum: "Ya sure you can handle hugging Clifton in this state?"
  • Samantha: "His appearence doesn't change the kind of person he truely is. (Hugs Clifton as he quickly reverts back to normal)."
  • Nanobyte and Miami hugged it out as they revert to normal, as did Hawkens and Stephenie.
  • Icky: "Ok, but what about the rest? At best we're just occationally friends to eachother. We kinda don't have alot of bonding permit to hug them."
  • Tomplex: "Oh, luckly for you all, (Pulls a holobook that opened a secret compartment that reveils Reform Tanks), I have many trade secrets. And a few connections in the surface world."
  • Iago: "Ain't that just like a business man to have hidden surprises."
  • Tomplex: "Consider it my way to return the kindess you offer me. And, for keeping me from, going nuts again."
  • Gazelle: "And now, there is only seeking out Rea and the Hostages."
  • Cloakblade: "I will handle hostage rescue. The rest of the HA will aide in containing Rea Buhl."
  • Zosimo: "So, where's Tollund?"
  • Icky: "He went to send some recently freed ladies back home after putting down a particularly nasty butthole."
  • Vancer: "And color me impressed that your still normal."
  • Icky: "Ya can thank years of being the guy who attends school presenations to get me to know when NOT to cuss my beak off."
  • Xandy: "It's very likely that with all the time past, it'll be time for the La-De-Da show. Rea will be there to hold a big message."
  • Sandy: "And so will we!"

Later, at The Stage of "Lady La-De-Da."

  • The Still Disguised heroes, the couriors, and the de-uglifived HA who they themselves are hiding in the shadows, have arrived to a massive gathering around a crudely constructed stage.
  • Farre's voice: "And now, ladies and rebelers, all the way from the planet of Moto Moto, LADY, LA-DE-DA!?"
  • The Rebels cheered as a think leg was seen being "Tempting".
  • It was a very bulky "female" in a very Cancan Sytile dressed coming forth as "She" clearly had male-like horns and looked actselly unpleaent. This is supposedly La-De-Da!
  • Lady La-De-Da: "HELLO! Hello! (Giggles). La-De-Da! And I am very happy to once again sing for the rebelion and it's causes. And we all know why! (Giggles). Hit it, boys."
  • A crudely set up band was seen.
  • Lead player: "And-a once, and-a twice, and-a trice!"
  • Music started to play as Lady La-De-Da began to sing her "Lovely" song.

(This would be it.)

The Boxtrolls soundtrack - The Boxtrolls Song

The Boxtrolls soundtrack - The Boxtrolls Song

  • Lady La-De-Da: "(Giggles), Thank you, (Giggles), thank you, thank you! And now, the Hackagon of the hour. The Charmingly Handsome, Rea Buhl!"
  • Rea Buhl came out in full ham-out display over-dressed in a regel fastion!
  • Tollund came to his side, possability as a bodyguard.
  • Rea Buhl: "Thank you, my adoring expendable pawns! And man, do I have an awesomely new plan defulupting in my masterful mind! Now, for some time now, we have kept around an un-usual artifact that has been confirmed to have magical a properties! In legend, this stone, has been discribed as the lost magical stone found on the fabled Lord Corruptus' staff, known, as the cursed "Red Rarium". A piece of Rarium said to have been made highly powerful yet corruptive by the dark lord. But as we all know, it's only that. A legend. So, my guess that it's actselly a lost weapon from the Solar Flare war. And here it is!"
  • The curtens move to reveil a red and dark jewel on top of a broken half of a staff!
  • Rea Buhl: "And HERE, (Pulls out the rest of the stuff like a total ham), is the rest of this weapon! Now, whatever this thing really is, it will be a beautiful use to us! We can repair this great weapon, attacth it to an even GREATER weapon, and use it to aide us, in our Extremer Freedom Fighting! And what's the greater weapon you asked? BOYS?!"
  • A reluctent Mr. Stalky and Mr. Nose reveiled a hidious, crudely made walking tri-pod tank with a nosel where it's assumed the Corruptus Staff will be held in.
  • Rea Buhl: "My fellow rebelers, I give you...... The R.W.A.C., Rebeltron Without A Cause! The ULTAMATE in freedom fighting! Armed with this anichent weapon being successfuly put togather, we will finally be unstoppable, even more then with our eventually being made Assult Cannons! With it, the R.W.A.C. will bring a terrorfying end to the orderly surface, and in throey, my brother's rule will be weaken, then we'll charge in with Assult Cannons at the ready! And Rebelion T, will have the honor, of pieceing the lost weapon togather! (The Rebels cheered!)...... (Walks up to Tollund) T, I am giving you the honors, (Gives him the other end of the Corruptus staff), to put the lost weapon togather again. Repair the weapon that'll make the R.W.A.C. strong and unstoppable, and you will be the one who destroys my brother's control freak legacy for good..... And you'll become the greatest hero in all of the universes, beyond just Mieber alone! Doing so, will be the rise of a freedom only world! A world, where I, am president! A world, without order! A world without my brother! A WORLD, THAT IS FOREVER FREE?! It's time to atthive, desteny, T. Fix, the lost weapon."
  • Xandy:... I plumb don't like where this is going.
  • SpongeBob: He wouldn't, would he?
  • Ol' Timer: I've known him since he first announced himself in alliance with this place. If something has to be done to maintain the Underground's trust, then he does it without hesitation and without question. He's going to do it in order to maintain Rea's trust. Even a slight act of hesitation, and Rea will no longer feel comfertable in T's presence.... As a nice way of putting it.
  • SpongeBob: Then we need to stop it!
  • Ol' Timer: No! There's too many Undergrounders here. Even with our numbers and the fact that alot of this brutes are terrorable shots, we'd be killed in an instant. We have to wait until the coast is clear.
  • Lord Shen: Are you kidding me? We can't just let that staff get fixed! He'll be JUST as unstoppable unless we do something.
  • Samantha: Do not worry. I'm an expert at dealing with Magelio weapons. We'll handle it no problem. But reguardless, He's right, we need to wait until he's alone.
  • Lord Shen:... I still think this is a stupid idea.
  • Tollund: (He fixes the weapon as the Red Rarium Gem glows brightly in energy)
  • Rea: Behold! The seed of the upper utopia's destruction! We shall mass-produce these R.W.A.C Tanks and use them to destroy the MOF, then my brother, once and for all! Then everything will go OUR way. No more telling us what to say and not say, and do and not do. It's time we emphasized that freedoms are more important than safety! (The Undergrounders cheer)
  • Lord Shen:... You're sure we can't do anything? I HATE it when villains are happy! That will lead to trouble later on!
  • Ol' Timer: We'd all be overwhelmed by the Underground if we did. We have to wait until the time is right.
  • Icky: "Ya know what?! THE HECK WITH THIS!!"
  • Icky flew up the stage and hammer punches Rea in the face!
  • Rea Buhl: "Ow?! THAT HURTS?!"
  • The Undergrounders gasped!
  • Lady La-De-Da: "(Deep voice) WHAT THE-, (Lady-voice) I mean, OH NO!?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Wha, wha, what did you do THAT for?!"
  • Icky: "BECAUSE I AIN'T A FAN OF PSYCOS LIKE YOU BEING ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED MINIONS?!" 
  • The Underworlders moaned at that!
  • Rea Buhl: "......... DID YOU JUST ASSULTED ME, AND THEN INSULTED MY MINIONS?!"
  • Icky: "YEAH I DID, YOU WACK-JOB!? WANNA KNOW WHY!? CAUSE MY FIST, TRUMPS YOUR CAZYNESS!? BOOM SHAKALAKA, YA CRAZY NUT-BRAINED SHARP-TEETH!?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Wha-, I, Wha, HOW DARE YOU?! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS?!"
  • Icky: "Your not even standing at all.... BAZINGO?!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Well, for once the prehistoric one had the right idea. (Remembers the situation)..... Only at the wrong place for it."
  • Rea Buhl: "IMPUDENT ANNOYING BIRD?! T!? I WANT THAT UNGRATEFUL A-HOLE FRIED?!"
  • Tollund: "....... No."
  • Rea Buhl: "HA?! YA HEAR THAT YOU- Wait wait wait, what did ya just say?"
  • Tollund: "(Sighs)..... I really, wanted to wait until you weren't surrounded, (to Icky) BY AN ARMY OF STILL DANGERIOUS PEOPLE REGUARDLESS OF THEIR INTELLIGENCE, (Back to Rea), but I guess I'll have to improvise once again, because, SOME PEOPLE, can't handle watching you win! (Takes off his mask to reveil his true identity, to the shock of everyone). Though to be fair, I was gonna do the same thing anyway. I just wanted to AT LEAST give you some extra hours of happiness before I pounce. but I agree that you having this Staff of Corruptus is something I can't ignor anymore."
  • Rea Buhl: "..... Your...... Your....... YOUR TOLLUND?!"
  • Tollund: "Oh no, I'm actselly a totally different guy. You can call me, Kidding Idiot, First name No."
  • Rocko-Socko: "Nice to meet ya, No Kidding Idio...... Nevermind."
  • Rea Buhl: "How, how, how can this be?!"
  • Tollund: "Well since you have the mind of a child, it was obvious that you were quick to automaticly trust someone you don't even know their names too! It's basic friend making 101, don't befriend or trust people ya don't even know their names or where they came from! If ya only knew me by a nickname, ya shouldn't've trusted me!"
  • Rea Buhl: "..... You...... You, desheived me, you used me?! You played me like an instrament?"
  • Tollund: "Oh, (Walks up to La-De-Da) And Farre wasn't guilty of that himself? (Yanks the wig off to reveil that Lady La-De-Da was Farre Killebrew! The Undergrounders gasped!) Apart from not even being a woman, he's been using you to trick these people into getting themselves corrupted by a very real corruptive sun, THAT HE KNEW, EXISTED FROM DAY ONE, he just didn't cared about that and only cared about avenging the Killer Brew! His family's long disbanned business! He lied to you because you were a Hackagon! People wouldn't even be doing this if it wasn't for you! Your just a means to have a clearly insane individual be taken seriously?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Farre, is, is this true?"
  • Farre: "(Still trying to act like La-De-Da) Oh please mister Rea, the only thing I was dishonest about is the fact that I'm not a natoral red head! (Rea stares broken hearted, betrayed and annoyed)...... (Real voice) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, Ya caught me with me panty hose down. Your just a means to an end for me! I only started to say that stuff because I needed someone with some good credentials to even get these stupid people to even agree to this! Otherwise, given my known reputation as an anarchist, do ya really think I would've even gotten THIS far on my own?! I can't get people to die over something that's actselly proven benifictal! Espeically since Corruptus is in fact real as all hell, and that the underground is practicly a soregesborg of corrupted peons!? And you were the chef respondsable for all this! Your brother's not the monster here, YOU ARE?!"
  • Rea Buhl was in utter and complete shock......
  • Rea Buhl: "..... Farre, I...... I trusted you!"
  • Farre: "Ya did! LIKE A DUMBASS?! But even I thought you wouldn't've approved of the "extremer freedom fighting" plans I had in mind! Oh who am I kidding? THOSE WERE TERRORIST ACTS, YA STUPID ASS!? Ya just agreed to make the rebelion look like repreheniable monsters?! And ya made the many ugly appearences look EXTREMELY justifived for it! Your not a hero, you sad gulliable man-child!? And you're worse then even the starderds of the VA itself, who by the way, HAVE BEEN DISBANNED FOR A LONG TIME NOW, YOU PILE OF IDIOTIC DUNG?! They were taken down by a group of other-worldly beings from another united universes! SERIOUSLY, HAVING OMNINET OR EVEN A REPURPOSED INTERNET WOULD'VE PREVENTED THAT!? WOW?! JUST, WOW?! OF ALL THE SUCKERS I EVER TRICKED INTO DOING REPREHENSIABLE THINGS, YOU'RE TOO EASY FOR ME!? TOO, EASY?! I can't believe that inspite of you being a Hackagon, that your an easily tricked maroon!? Even the last patsy had SOME challnage to him! I kinda thought you were gonna take your slut girlfriend seriously, but NOPE! You took me seriously! And all I did was armed the same protesters, that Glutus gunned down over pretty mundane things!"
  • Rea Buhl: "The protesters being armed?..... THAT WAS YOUR DOING!?"
  • Farre: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT, NIMROD?! Where else did you think those idiots gotten guns from? No sane gun store owner would sell known trouble makers weaponry, espeically not with your brother's gun restriction laws in place! So I supplied them to the idiots and motivated them to get violent, telling them that Glutus was a total flicken shit and would totally cave in! AND THEY BOUGHT IT LIKE SUCKERS?!"
  • Rea Buhl was having a tear rampage and a mucus flood from his nose.
  • Rea Buhl: "You...... YOU SENT THOSE POOR PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATHS!?"
  • Farre: "I know, and it was HILARIOUS!? Espeically on how the Qounners reacted! You should've seen their faces! THEY WERE ACTSELLY SHOCKED THAT GLUTUS REACTED WITH VIOLENCE TO THEIR VIOLENT THREAT!? ONE OF MY BETTER CONS?! THEY EVEN LOOKED AS IF THAT, IF THEY HADN'T DIED, THEY LOOK AS IF THEY REGRETED EVER ENDANGERING THEIR CHILDREN AGAINST SOMETHING NOT REALLY WORTH FIGHTING FOR!? LET ALONE, TO DIE FOR! (Farre laughed out loud as Hope narrowed her eyes angerly and clinched her teeth, grinding them). Now it would've been understandable if you only hated Glutus, he's the one who made the call, but you placed the blame on your dear brother, who didn't even knew that well on how Glutus ran things! One could argue that if it wasn't for me, you would've been rational about this and merely explained what Glutus was doing, but instead, you barged in, whine and moan about freedom, disavow your brother and the real problem like the gullable idiot you were, and everything went to shit! You're really are nothing more, then a disgrace, and had you been allowed to get what you wanted, you could've been able to send armies of rebelious corrupted pawns to further spread the enfluence of Corruptus! Yeah, WAY to almost ruin the universes as badly as the VA did, idiot!"
  • Rea Buhl: "(Hyperventalates as he saw the full extent of his crimes. Every single Undergrounder that was once innosent, now turned into rabid monsters)...... What...... What have I done?"
  • An Undergrounder closer the the stage gotten angry.
  • Undergrounder: "I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?! (Climbs up) YOU RUINED OUR LIVES AND OUR FAMILIES, AND RECKLESSLY SEND US ALL TO DEATH, OR IMPRISONMENT LIKE ANIMALS AT THE LEAST!?"
  • Undergrounders began to rally behind the first complainer!
  • Undergrounder 2: "YOU RUINED US?!"
  • Undergrounder 3: "AND OVER SOMETHING AS STUPID AS ALCAHOL AND DRUGS?!"
  • Undergrounder 4: "AND SWEARING NO LESS?!
  • Undergrounder 5: "YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW MANY OF US RISKED OUR LIVES FOR YOU?! OH, RIGHT, YOU PROBULY DIDN'T EVEN CARED IF RUMORS WERE ANY INDICATION!?"
  • Undergrounder 6: "AND THAT TERRORISUM STUFF GOES WITHOUT SAYING?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "No?! No please! I was only listening to Farre Killbrew, everything was all his idea?!"
  • Undergrounder 7: "BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO APPROVED IT?! THAT MAKES YOU WORSE?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "NO?! PLEASE?! I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT MY BROTHER WAS BEING WRONG! I WAS TRICKED!?"
  • More and more angry undergrounders climbed the stage and approuched a helpless Rea Buhl!
  • The Undergrounders continue to angerly mob against Rea, as Farre escaped to the shadows.
  • Stalky and Nose were helpless.
  • Rea Buhl: "STALKY!? NOSE?! PLEASE?! HELP ME?!"
  • The duo look with pitiful remorse and at eachother.
  • Mr. Nose: "..... We're sorry for ruining our life, young Rea. We truely are."
  • Mr. Stalky: "It was nothing personal, young man. Farre forced us into this. We're really sorry."
  • The two sadly walked away, nothing they could do to stop this.
  • Rea Buhl looked on as the Undergrounders are about to commit with their violence, but Gazelle, intervined!
  • Undergrounder 1: "IT'S G-ELLE?!"
  • Gazelle: "EVERYONE, PLEASE CALM DOWN!? Yes, I know Rea was guilty of many unsavery things, but that's because it was Farre's fault. He tricked him, and you all. And it's obvious Glutus is guilty of not exactly making it look like that Farre wasn't crediable. Now I know your upset about losing your real lives and those closest to you, but you won't get them back through punishing someone only guilty of being too trusting to someone he should've clearly ignored."
  • Undergrounder 3: "True, BUT IT'LL BE AHELLA LOT SATISFYING TO KICK HIS SORRY TAIL-FEATHERED ASS?!"
  • Undergrounder 8: "And we're not afraid to include you into it, reguardless of what you did for Roucho!"
  • Gazelle turned off her disguised and reveil her true self, causing the rebelers to be a bit surprised!
  • Gazelle: "....... Do you really, want to challnage the Uniter, punks? (Brings out the Uniter Keyblade) Well, do ya?"
  • Undergrounder 9: "Uh..... The Uniter of what?"
  • Gazelle gave a "Oh I am not in the mood for this" kind of face and force-push the goons away!
  • Roucho drove down in a pick-up truck with beer on it!
  • Roucho: "Quick! G-Elle, use these!"
  • Gazelle gracefully leaped across, and actrobaticly lands on top of the barrols!
  • Gazelle: "Thanks Roucho, and by the by.... I'm Gazelle."
  • Gazelle stomps on the barrol and fires beer sprays that smacks down rebels as the music plays!
    Shrek Soundtrack 6

    Shrek Soundtrack 6. Halfcocked - Bad Reputation

  • Lord Shen: "....... NOW can we fight?"
  • Ol'Timer: "Ugh...... Guess there's no such thing as subtily with you people."
  • The Lougers reveil their true selves as leaped up in the air, sending rebel crowds flying!
  • The HA charged in!
  • The Rebel onslaught began to charge in, but dispite the rebelion's greater number, the heroes beaten a great deal of them no problem!
  • Lord Shen smacked one straight into some barrols!
  • Lord Shen: "AND YET YOU WORRIED ABOUT BEING OVERWEALMED AND KILLED BY THESE AMATURS?!"
  • Ol'Timer used his powers to get two brute rebels to knock eachother-out instead of him.
  • Ol'Timer: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT UNDERESITMATING THE ENEMY!? Not my fault I forgotten that fighting them even in large crowds is like fighting inexspearienced children!"
  • Tamara, undisguised, starts beating down rebels, before a particularly big-clubbed brute arrived.
  • Brute: "There may be no reward anymore, given that Farre's nothing but a scumbag lier, but that doesn't make smacking your traitor ass any-less satisfiving?!"
  • Fire-Spitter appeared behind the big club brute and breathed fire on the brute's tushie, sending him flying with a long Tom Scream!
  • Tamara: "Fire-Spitter?! You saved me?!"
  • Fire-Spitter: "...... You don't reckindise me, babe?"
  • Tamara gasped.
  • Fire Spitter took off his make-up and reveiled that he was the somehow still alive Homgrest!
  • Tamara: "...... HOMGREST!?"
  • Homgrest: "Turns out, I didn't die! Ok, don't get me wrong, I did get shot, but when I was buried, Roucho went out of his way to dig me up and placed me in a Healing Tank to save my life. He talked me into becoming a flame-thrower entertainer to get a new identity to make up for the fact that his bar ended up gotten me owned. I heard what you did to the crybaby who owned me over some stupid beer. Nice."
  • Tamara: "..... (Dramaticly hugs Homgrest!) Don't, ever scare me like that again...."
  • Homgrest: "..... Anything for you babe. Wasn't that good for me either anyway..... Now, what do you say that we teach these retards some mannors?"
  • Tamara: "Won't have it any other way, Hom!"
  • Tamara and Hom began to work togather in smacking down rebels!
  • Randel and his family were seen firing water ballons from a cannon, as it hits a large stance of rebelers
  • Randel: "Thanks for the cannon, Mr. Tomplex."
  • Tomplex was seen.
  • Tomplex: "ANYTIME, MY BOY! Happy to teach these scoundels a lesson!"
  • Cloakblade is seen leading Janleentia away with Maaphu, but they saw what is going on.
  • Cloakblade: "(Sighs)..... Leave it to the lougers to have no sense of subilty."
  • Janleentia saw Rea being cornered by two rebels!
  • Janleentia: "Rea!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Please! Please! Spare me?"
  • One of the Rebels: "After for what you did to us? NO!?"
  • Janleentia gotten determined and leaped off the platform, and dived down like an omlympic diver, and qoudtriple flips down!
  • The two rebels looked up as Janleentia split-kicks the two down!
  • Janleentia: "(Lands), STAY AWAY FROM MY LOVER, YOU MISHAPEN PSYCOS!?"
  • Rea Buhl: "....... Janleen..... You saved me...... After all I did and said? And, HOW, did you do that?"
  • Janleentia: "Oh, you probuly didn't got to know, but, I parpisapated in the UUniversal Olympic Games in the Gymnastic event. I gotten to live the dream after all. And for your first question..... It was obvious that those guys were gonna hurt you, cause, it's possable you know everything now."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Yes........ I was a fool to have trusted Farre. He used me..... He..... He used everyone...... I ruined everyones' life, and now they want to hurt me."
  • The Song fades away as Tollund came in.
  • Tollund: "Then it's time for you to get going."
  • Rea Buhl: "Leave me alone!? You lied to me too, T, or Tollund, or whatever!? Your just as bad as Farre?!"
  • Tollund: Why should I leave you alone? You're still guilty of a few crimes, regardless of being controlled. You need to face justice.
  • ???: No need for THAT, Tollund! That's OUR jurisdiction! (Rea Buhl is shot unconscious)
  • Janleentia: What the- (She is shot unconscious as well, along with Maaphu) (Suddenly, the entire area got surrounded by MOF soldiers, which began a shooting spree on all Undergrounders as this music played)
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Mirror's Edge Music - The Shard (Combat)-0

  • Tollund: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Glutus: (Comes in with Sting) Glad you asked. If it wasn't for you, Tollund, we would never have already been able to shut down 600 Underground locations, and execute/mass arrest everyone. Tamara's arrest of Cowyr proved useful for locating the nest of this wretched mudhole! Now, thanks to you and Tamara, we're going to shut down the Underground forever!
  • Tollund: Sir, this is NOT your jurisdiction!
  • Glutus: If I were you, I'd cease and desist! You are still a technical member of the MOF, so you take orders from ME! So you are FORBIDDEN to interfere.
  • Tollund: NO!
  • Glutus:... NO?
  • Tollund: I'm sorry, but the President would not approve of this! If YOU don't stand down, then you'll risk your own career more than you already have.
  • Glutus: Last chance, Tollund, as your commanding officer, I am ordering you to NOT interfere with this, or you will be put in court-martial! This HAS to be done!
  • Tollund: I WON'T LET YOU- (MOF soldiers point their guns at him)
  • Glutus:... You are a disappointment, Tollund! Take him away! (They shock him unconscious)
  • Oggle: TOLLUND- (Hope's friends are shocked unconscious by MOF soldiers as the Underground was starting to fall apart)
  • Tamara: GLUTUS! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?
  • Glutus: The President has asked me to step up my game. So I am, and thanks to your little skirmish, I have finally achieved my long-time goal of exterminating this pitiful excuse for a rebellion. Now, it is my job to see that their superiors are rightfully punished.
  • Tamara: THIS IS FAR FROM WHAT HE MEANT, SIR! YOU CAN'T-
  • Glutus: "Maybe THIS isn't what the president asked, but you only have Hope to blame, in actselly convincing the Heroes to have him TURN on me! Had she not been able to do such, maybe I would've been more begrudently accepting of the President's motives! But no! Because she quickly gained the interests of the President, I was in need to prove that I was effective! Now, by all means, I was gonna wait until the heroes leave to avoid witnesses, but then Rea had to have turned out to have processed a dangerious Magilo Artifact! Under grounds for a need to protect the overworld, I wasn't gonna risk that staff being misused, and quite frankly, it's clear the heroes gotten the same idea!"
  • Tamara: "That was CLEARLY because of the actions of an idiot who couldn't handle Rea being able to get this far! Tollund then was forced to improvise! In so, we all ended up having this?!"
  • Glutus: "Perhaps it is another improvitisaation, but at least it prevented THIS (Points to the R.W.A.C. as it was destroyed by the MOF soldiers!) from becoming a threat." 
  • Tamara: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS?! The Lougers and the HA were just about to take this down just fine?! YOU RUINED PRESIDENT HACKAGON'S PLANS?!"
  • Glutus: "And I never meant to, but in a sense, it still lead to the decisive downfall to the rebelion! I won't expect the president to be entirely happy, but he can't deny that at least the Miberians of Order will sleep soundly tonight AND that stopping the rebelion this well, didn't lead to Rea Buhl's death, nor that to any proven instence of the rebelers being the least corrupted!"
  • Homgrest was captured and muzzled up, some MOF troops surrounded the Joke family and Tomplex, as the same happened to Roucho.
  • Roucho: "..... (Raises his arms up.) Roucho lives up to his namesake once again."
  • Tamara: "Sir please, Farre is still out there somewhere, and your forces CAN'T get everyone! If anything, you'll only make the order side even more discouraging enough that they'll be too afraid to forsake being a rebel and they'll end up siding with Farre out of fear for YOU!?"
  • Glutus: "It's an unfortunate truth, but I can't help with that! At the very least, they'll be too weaken to continue to be a greater problem! For what it is worth, without a Hackagon, Farre can't hope to rebuild what he lost!"
  • Tamara: "Maybe not, but that won't stop him from making even STRONGER Terrorest Attacks! Perhaps even a more dangerious verson of the tank you destroyed! Even if we captured the Staff, they'll aim to eventally steal it back! At best, you only delayed the ineditable!?"
  • Glutus: "And WHO'S to say the Lougers and HA's more neutered approuch doesn't garrentie the same problem? It's obvious Farre escaped in midst of this chaos. He'll be an anarchist no matter WHAT we say or do! And on top of that, he's too crafty for capture anyway! By such logic, he would still be a problem no matter what happens!"
  • Tamara: "But YOUR WAY will leave him with any potainional follower he'll gain from this! Like I said, you can't be able to capture everyone?!"
  • Glutus: "As said before, Tamara, that can't be helped! But rest assured that without Rea, everything established by his enfluence will fall apart and be rendered useless to Farre! Any new rebelion will be not be able to thrive! And even if it does, by that time, the forces of Order will become strong and decisive enough that any new rebelion will be an insignifigent blemish in an otherwise perfect and safe socity! And then as such, Farre and his scared followers will fall as well! Then nobody will ever rebel aganst order for ANY reason ever again!?"
  • Tamara: ".... That's the problem sir. The Bans may be a main motivation for this rebelion, but those weren't sole motivations. It was also because everyone was tired of putting up with YOU!? The bans before your rise into becoming general may've been extreme on their own, but at least they weren't so punishing until you made your extreme amendments! You made even the mere act of saying a grey area curse word feel like a pricy felony! Don't you ever stop and think that maybe other then Rea being a gullable idiot that Farre was so successful because of how OVERBOARD YOU ARE ABOUT ALL THIS!? And as much as I understood that you didn't had a choice, YOUR STILL RESPONDSABLE FOR MY PARENTS' DEATH, EVEN REGUARDLESS OF YOU NOT BEING THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM?! But it's no wonder why Hope didn't came along with me! It wasn't just because of what you did to our family! She perfectly understood that challnaging you was their own mistake! The problem was is what you were doing to people and their families! Even to people that never meant to challnage you in anyway! I'll respect that you never meant to, but aren't you afraid that your impossable penalties make you look like an Extortionest?"
  • Glutus: "Believe me, under normal circumstances, not even I would approve of these methods, but again, ONLY in normal circumstances! You have to remember that we suffer from a corruptive sun! And treating people on the verge of corruption nicely won't garrentie that they won't turn into the murderious animals they became! Though I understood treating them roughly isn't an inhered improvement, these sort of people will only understand aggression and force, so I am merely forced to speak their languise! They will only understand violence and aggression! And even if there's ones that managed to remain more harmless, I can't garrentie it would remain the same forever, nor if they won't end up being killed off by the truely more dangerious ones by now! This doesn't mean I don't desrespect what Gamton was trying to do, I only felt that it won't be very effective. And you know well what became of my family, Tamara. And if we ignor the arguement of Farre Killbrew masterminding it, what happened to my family is an exsample of the dangers of corruption! Alcahol, Drugs, and Cursing is corruptive in Mieber, and had it not been for the bans, deaths like that of my family would've been MUCH more commonplace! That is what the ansisterial Hackagon clan understood and reckindise, and that's why order will always have presidence before anything lesser like "Personal Liberties" or whatever some people moan about and don't understand that everything the goverment did, does, and will continue to do, is for their own good! And for the safety of the universes! DO, keep in mind on what would happen if Rea was allowed to go too far?!"
  • Tamara: "I get where your coming from sir, I do! But it's obvious that Farre is the bigger enemy here! He's more responsable to my parents death then you were! He used you as a scapegoat to make the goverment look bad! And I know you won't ever meant it, but you only succeeded in making the side of order look further unfriendly to the rebels! At least prove it to me that he's the only major problem in Mieber! Show me that your not a corrupted pawn of Corruptus!"
  • Glutus: "Young lady, I clearly had no obvious signs of corruption, like ugliness and irrational behavior!"
  • Tamara: "Corruption is NOT always like that, sir! Remember that Corruptus is more complex then that! Sometimes it leaves people perfectly normal and make it look as if that every thing they did, horrorable as it is, looks like something they knowingly choosed! Rea, in a way, was proof of that! Look at him!? He founded the rebelion and cussed at least once or twice, but he never turned super ugly!"
  • Glutus: "..... Be warned that your making a very dangerious decleration, Tamara. You have my word that I am FAR from a puppet of Corruptus! Everything I did was perfectly within bounderies set by MOF superiors."
  • Tamara: "...... THAT's another problem of that complex form of corruption!? Failure to acknowledge it!? With due respect sir, I'm afraid to say that you are proven compromised and unfit to lead MOF!"
  • Glutus: "..... (Sighs)..... Alas, I hoped this would never come, but I came to expected it. I figured letting our sister being among you would compromised your relieability, and thus, it did. I apologies Tamara, but I'm afraid I have no choice but to court-martal and arrest you for falling victim of Corruptus. Publicly, it'll be addressed as you simply going rouge."
  • Tamara: "Sir please! (Mof Troops grabbed her)! Your not in your right mind! All your doing is further proving what I suspected!"
  • Glutus: "A reform tank will fix that problemed mind soon enough young lady! Until then, be warned that it may mean early retirement!"
  • Tamara was dragged away as she struggled to break free.
  • Glutus then turned his attention to the Lougers and HA giving a disapproving look.
  • Glutus: "..... Be warned that making the same concerns will risk me to become concerned that your compromised as well. And don't DARE think I won't drag your masters in the Grand Council into this! Because I can, and will!"
  • Zosimo: "Oh don't get us wrong. Your lucky we set on sights on going after Farre Killebrew first and foremost, that terrorest having MUCH more of a priority concern, since he's an INTENTIONAL threat."
  • Lord Shen: "But make no mistake. Your actions here have betrayed whatever justifived nature you try to paint yourself. You cannot deny that Farre will have some, if small, credability since you proven that once again that even if Rea's ideals weren't worth fighting for, the President's side won't be anymore forgiving! Out of fear, people will flock to Farre just to be protected from you! Even if they acknowledge that there is no better of the two evils between you and Farre, they'll side with him cause they're afraid that the President won't be forgiving to them if you are allowed to remain a representation of the side of order!"
  • Glutus: "As I said misfits, I can't help with that! At least be glad I came to help. Even when you all have fought them as well as you can, you cannot deny that eventally at least some of them will be able to overwealm you and end you!"
  • Shifu: "Perhaps, but at least both sides will be exhausted enough so there would've been room for Gazelle to appeal to their better nature. You unfortunately scared off any of those that won't be so easily taken down by even your best soldiers!"
  • Glutus: "And don't get me wrong, I'll accept respondsability for doing something that ended up making President Hackagon's plans far from perfect from what he had intended. Be glad that I'm being realistic about everything and won't expect to be treated like a hero for this. I know this isn't inheredly what the President meant. But he can't deny that an imperfect disbansion is better then ineditable death of heroes! At least, acknowledge that."
  • Shifu: "..... Very well. But you must make it up to us by allowing us to be the ones who bring Killebrew and any stragglers to justice, by OUR means. It's just so your way of doing things doesn't inspire a new rebelion."
  • Glutus: "..... As much as I want to be the one to bring down Farre, very well. You heroes are free to do as you wish. Though you'll have to start by taking a holomap from Rea's office, because Hope still has her dept to repay, along that Tollund and Tamara will be busy with court-martals for open defience and relieability concerns. And I have to take the least harmful rebels away for concerns related to their own crimes."
  • Soothsayer: ".... We're wise enough to know that there is nothing to gain on being defient to you. But be advised that the cup you choose to fill has no bottom. Your own illusion of control may one day betray you. As you said, President Hackagon will never accept this. He will view this defience as an act of betrayal."
  • Boss Wolf: "And chances are, he won't let it lay down since you in a way trashed his plan!"
  • Lord Shen: "And be warned that any act of defience on him further, even so much as using your position to order the President to be impeached by martial law will mean that it'll be US you have to worry about next!"
  • Glutus: "You have my word that whatever Hackagon say will be a word I respect and understand."
  • Gazelle: "That's what concerns me. What if he ends up saying something you won't like and whatever is really driving you to be like this makes you turn on him like he was just another angry citizen? After this, it is hard to ever trust your word."
  • Glutus: "I assure you, President Hackagon always knows to use words in ways that never upset me."
  • Po: "But he might be so mad that he would lose control of himself and end up REALLY ticking you off! Then that would send the wrong message to you and THEN we both will have problems!"
  • Glutus: "I'm aware that what I did has compromised any already fragle kinship between us, but you have my word that I'll never turn on President Hackagon even at his worse temper!"
  • Magnum: "Be warned that it is your last chance. Act up again, and it will be proof that you are in a way compromised. And we will unapolgenicly take you on."
  • Glutus: "And I won't expect any preferial treatment if I am that dispicable. But you have my word that this fiasco is the last you'll worry of General Glutus."
  • Glutus turns and leaves, as Sting only looks on concerned, unsure to continue this anymore. She eventally left as well as this music played.
Mirror's Edge Music - Ropeburn (Cutscene Ambience)

Mirror's Edge Music - Ropeburn (Cutscene Ambience)

  • Cynder: "..... Is it wrong to say that I have my doubt?"
  • Gilda: "Not exactly. It may only be a matter of time before he does flipflop."
  • Zosimo: "But for now, let's give him a benifital doubt. We have no proof otherwise that he is compromised. At worse, this could be a case of him being too good at his job, which is not an inhered crime. If he commits a needless act of impeach, that's when we should intervine."
  • Lord Shen: "A sad truth. But I am worried that if Glutus is compromised, it might only be a matter of time before the President lose control of his anger. He may be a high road type, but it's clear even his pathence has a limit. Hackagon will end up saying something wrong to Glutus and risk Glutus to do something reckless."
  • Icky: "That's why we need to contact Trix and tell her to keep the President from peeving off Glutus and risk making him more dangerious until we can rid this place of Farrt-Face."
  • Gilda: "I got this."

Back in the surface.

  • Trixie: "(On the communicater) Let me get this straight Gilda, you want me to keep the President from having a natrol reaction to Glutus' stupid behavior?"
  • Glida's voice: "Leaving President Hackagon alone would've risk making Glutus dangerious. You know what happens when these too orderly types gets provoked badly enough."
  • Trixie: "Very well. I'll see what I can do. But be warned that even the Great and Powerful Trixie can't prevent the ineditable! Espeically if Glutus does something threatening to the President's brother that he can't emotionally ignor!?"
  • Glida's voice: "At least hold it off until we nail Rea's ex-pal!"
  • Trixie: "Very well. Trixie out."

President Hackagon's office.

  • This music plays
Mirror's Edge Music - Reflections-0

Mirror's Edge Music - Reflections-0

  • President Hackagon: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT ME TO PUNISH GLUTUS?!"
  • Trixie: "Look, it's only until we kept Farre from continuing to be a menace. If you say something hasty, though understandable as it is, and if Glutus is compromised, that will risk making him dangerious."
  • President Hackagon: "BUT HE HAS PROCESSION OF MY BROTHER?! AND IF HE IS COMPROMISED, HE WOULD DO HARMFUL THINGS TO MY BABY BROTHER THAT WILL MAKE CURING HIM ALL BUT A FANASITY!?"
  • Ka'Teel: "Brother, Rea won't be any safer if Glutus ends up thinking that your compromised by Corruptus too if Glutus gains martial law on Mieber! Your the only thing standing between Glutus and making order too unviting to even those most loyal to order!"
  • Trixie: "Indeed! If you risk that over your brother, who's guilty of legit crimes and terrorisum, mind you, won't that risk you ruining the legacy your family created and risk it all being ruin by Glutus having too much power?!"
  • President Hackagon: "BUT THAT WOULD MEAN LEAVING MY BROTHER TO SUFFER!? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT?!"
  • Ka'Teel: "He won't be in any better position if you give Glutus reason to impeach you and bring forth martal law! If anything, you being in power is why Glutus isn't planning a public exicution on Rea! If you were to be impeached, Glutus will blame you being comrpomised on Rea and will have him exicuted for ruining a beloved president! Do you REALLY want to risk that!?"
  • Hackagon:... (Sighs)... You're right. I don't! But you do realize that I STILL have to enact SOME form of punishment. I may've asked him to change how he does things, but capturing 600 Underground locations, mass arrest of low-criminal Undergrounders, and mass executions of high-criminal Undergrounders? I was expecting him to change the way he enforces the bans a little bit.
  • Trixie: Given how much he has made it a personal goal to destroy the Underground forever, would you REALLY expect that from him?
  • Hackagon:... (Sighs) I made a terrible mistake.
  • Trixie: It's not your fault. It was Glutus who took the order too far. I can't say he doesn't deserve to go through this act unabated, but at the same time, you need to make sure he doesn't go any further and give Killebrew anymore reason to up his plans for terrorism now that Undergrounders will have good reason to accelerate his decree.
  • Hackagon:... I will see what I can do.

Elsewhere.

  • Janleentia slowly woke up on a hospital bed next to her son.
  • Janleentia: "What happened?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Your in the reformence center, Miss Janleentia. You and your son were hit by stun lasers because Glutus felt concerned about commiting your first ever act of violence and was worried about it being a bad exsample for you son."
  • Janleentia: "Ugh, figures Glutus would have an enforcer do that. You have to understand, it's highly likely that the rebels turned on Rea because of-"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "No need to explain, I heard the reports. Rea now knows that everything was a lie and that he commited many mistakes. And I know what you were going to say, and that you were just protecting Rea. But you have to remember that violence is a corruption exsellerater. Your lucky that it was your first time and that a reform tank will fix whatever seedling corruption the act created."
  • Janleentia: "I only did it to protect Rea!"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "I'm understanding that well. But I must give you a friendly warning. Glutus may have, concerns about you being a relieable parent since you deminstraighted violence in front of him."
  • Janleentia: "Hall, please tell me your saying what I think your saying!?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Don't worry. Glutus felt he did enough damage to you today and left you off with a friendly warning. But he forbids against commiting anymore physical acts of violence unless your an autherised MOF enforcer or other kind of enforcer."
  • Janleentia: "(Sighs in relief), I'm glad that at least Glutus doesn't ALWAYS go too far..... Where's Rea?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Held up in a MOF controled prison most likely. He's lucky. Normally someone of a high-status, espeically someone autherising terrorist attacks, would be dead by now. He should count his lucky stars that he has a brother that still values his life greatly, and that Glutus would not dare make the President further mad then he is already."
  • Janleentia: "...... Is it, possable for me to see him?"
  • Dr. Hallmall: "Yes, but it'll have to be after your given a clean bill of purifived health. Corruption can be unpredictable."
  • Janleentia: "I know. But those two rebels would've killed him if I didn't acted the way I did. You know that."
  • Dr. Hallmall: Yes, but it's still violence.
  • Janleentia: (Sighs) Well, what did you expect me to do? In a world that's all ABOUT violence, I had no choice. They wouldn't be easy to fight off in any other way.
  • Dr. Hallmall:... That's... Actually a good point, but we still needed to clear away the radiation's influence. Now, I'd be glad to ask Cousin Gamton to bring you an escort to the prison. But know that Glutus is not going to be easy to negotiate about the situation because he's strict like that. He's got too much duties on sending hundreds, if not thousands, of Undergrounders on trial, as well as Rea, Tamara, and Tollund. Farre is still on the loose and is planning a counter-strike against us. He's trying to get himself ready to 'bring justice for the Underground'. His forces are still on the verge of taking down additional Underground location after additional Underground location until there is nothing left thanks to leaked information. He's so busy with all that, he won't listen to reason and just dismiss you, and WILL punish you for being persistent. I sure hope he lives up to his word of letting those other heroes deal with Killebrew. With his autistic side, his anger is bound to hit critical levels, and he'll resort to more drastic measures.
  • Janleentia: We'll worry about that in due time. Right now, I need to talk to Rea. I don't care if I get arrested, I'm going to see him one way or another. If I have to be arrested and put in jail just to get to him, then so be it!
  • Dr. Hallmall:... Okay, then. Just... Be careful out there.
  • Janleetia: We shall! Come on, Maaphu! (They both left)

MOF HQ

  • Glutus: (Cackles) We DID it, Sting! The Underground is falling apart, the heroes are dealing with the rest of the scum that is Farre and his uprising, and I have finally proven that I am worthy of being in the MOF after all.
  • Sting: Sir, with all due respect, are you not THIS worried that you might regret such an act? What if they were right? What if the consequences of your purge aren't of your liking? Didn't you also say that you won't expect any phraise?
  • Glutus: Oh, I did. But I meant that I won't get it AT FIRST! Give it enough time, and even the president would accept that a forceful punch to the underground and leaving the misfits little glory aside, I did everyone a favor. By tomorrow, the Underground will be COMPLETELY extinct. And I will REFUSE to allow anything stop the Underground from crumbling to the ground. By tomorrow, I'll be a hero to Mieber for being the one who single-handedly DESTROYED the Underground. Those insubordinates will be punished, and peace will reign supreme. I'm gonna make this count, EVEN IF IT RUINS ME! (His mobile phone acts up)... Oh, hello-
  • ???: MAXIMUS!!!
  • Glutus: Ahh!
  • ???: I WANT YOU IN OUR OFFICE IMMEDIATELY, OR WE'LL PITCH OFF YOUR HEAD!!!
  • ???: Sir!
  • ???: Okay, scratch that! Just report to the office! (They hang up)
  • Glutus:... Oh, boy!

MOF Command Office

  • Hammerhead Rhino: All rise, the honorable Commissioners Goldsun (A Monacosaur), Jundjer (A Trunked Brown-And-White Pig), Ceerus (A Blue Jaguar), Gallack (Giant Large-Horned Mammal), and Head Commissioner Bloodworthy, that's myself, residing.
  • Trunked Brown-and-White Pig (Comm. Jundjer): Alright, General Maximus, you may enter. (Glutus came in worried)
  • Hammerhead Rhino (Comm. Bloodworthy): Well, General Maximus, the President was very clear as to deciding your punishment.
  • Glutus: Sir, I-
  • Monacosaur (Comm. Goldsun): You were not given permission to speak! You will stay silent unless we say so!
  • Glutus:... Sorry, sir.
  • Bloodworthy: The President has asked that, for the crimes of unauthorized acts of mass arrests, mass executions, and disobeying President orders of leaving the Underground to be dealt with by qualified forces, you must be dealt with in the most merciful way possible.
  • Large Horned Mammal (Gallack): And the first step is to cancel the 'purge' you authorized without consent in order to prevent escalating the chaos Killebrew is relying on for revenge.
  • Glutus: You can't-
  • Bloodworthy: We said no speaking! We are cancelling the purge, and you will respect it, or you will be court-martialed. Is that clear?
  • Glutus:... (Sighs) Yes, Commissioner Bloodworthy.
  • Bloodworthy: Then the motion passes. The second step is to temporarily cut you off from your title as General until you do your Presidential order RIGHT and change the enforcement regulations of the bans.
  • Goldsun: Well said! I couldn't STAND listening to the stories about this fool committing military-police brutality on people. Each time it happens, we end up having more people added to the Underground.
  • Blue Jaguar (Comm. Ceerus): I couldn't agree more! I knew he was trouble the moment he was appointed General. So now, we're going to make sure he is rightfully punished.
  • Goldsun: But don't take it so hard, Glutus. The President asked us to take it easy on you after all. This is for the good of not just Mieber, but for yourself.
  • Bloodworthy: Then the motion passes. We hereby call off the purge of the Underground, you are hereby stripped of your title as General until further notice, and you will be put in probation and make the changes you were SUPPOSED to make.
  • Jundjer: But we're warning you this only once, Glutus! If we have to bring you into this office again, we're not going to be as merciful as we are now. You will be discharged from the MOF if you don't follow these orders. And remember our motto: No second chances! Are we clear?
  • Glutus:... (Sighs) Yes, sir!
  • Bloodworthy: Then the motion passes! Good day, Lieutenant General Maximus.
  • Glutus: (Sighs and walks out angered)
  • Bloodworthy:... (On comlink) Sir, we did our duty. We've cancelled the purging of the Underground and temporarily stripped his duties as General until he redeems himself.
  • (Hackagon): Excellent work. Not sure how such a thing will play out, but by far, it's probably the best you could've done.

MOF Maximum Security Prison.

  • Rea was seen coiled up pittifully, as Hope, Tamara, Tollund, The other Couriors and the non-corrupted rebels are seen.
  • Sursemury: "Well, Prisontime might make my dreams a bit difficult to make happen unless I am pardoned."
  • Homgrest: "One minute, I was a fire-breathing entertainer, the next, I'm a jailbird."
  • Randel: "Ok, I am just saying it out there..... NOBODY DROP THE SOAP IN THE SHOWERS! It'll save your life, AND virginity!"
  • Roucho: "Not something we wanted to know about right now."
  • Tomplex: "PLEASE LET ME OUT?! I'M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCES?! I WAS NEVER A REBEL!? I WAS KIDNAPPED, I SWEAR?!"
  • Tollund: "Calm down Tomplex, your still guilty of supplying weaponry to the problem, proper weaponry or not. It won't fly in Glutus' eyes."
  • Tomplex: "I CAN'T HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD?! IT WILL COST ME EVERYTHING?! MY WIFE WILL DEVORCE ME!? I'LL GET FIRED?! I'LL END UP HOMELESS?! (CRIES)!? WHY DID GLUTUS RUINED EVERYTHING FOR PRESIDENT HACKAGON AND THE LOUGERS?!"
  • Tollund: "You can thank Farre for desiding to make it personal by having Glutus's family slaughtered for being pro-goverment?!"
  • Tomplex: "...... And here I am complaining about my problems."
  • Sursemury: "Brutal, but true."
  • Hope looks sadly at a coiling Rea.
  • Hope: "...... Sis, is it possable to get Rea's attention?"
  • Tarmara: "It might be better to just leave him alone, Sis. Neither of anyone here is what he wants to talk to by now."
  • ???: "Mr. Rea Buhl Hackagon?"
  • A newly promoted Sting arrived with upgraded attire.
  • Rea Buhl: "....... What do you want, Lt. Sting?"
  • Sting: "Actselly, it's General Sting now. Glutus' actions ended up showing more disbenifits then he expected."
  • Rea Buhl: "It doesn't matter if he got demoted. The Order side is still too unviting to the people afraid of it now. Farre will still control them. And it's all because (Gets up irradically) ONE OF YOU MOFOS, HAVE TO BARGE IN LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE?! HOW, DID YOU FIND US?!"
  • Sting: "Are you familier with a rebel named Cowyr Drix?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Yeah I known of him. Nothing more then a cowerdly dipshit who went missing when he tried to burn down your house and..... (Realises how this came to be)...... SON OF A WHORE!? THE USELESS COWERDLY IDIOT REVEILED REBEL'S PASSAGE, DID HE?!"
  • Sting: "He did, in return for his freedom and to be allowed to leave Mieber."
  • Tamara: Yeah, let's just say that Glutus hired me to arrest him just to accomplish... Well, THIS! Little did I know that it was part of this whole 'Operation: Qonnors' thing they were planning since I joined them.
  • Rea Buhl: "GOOOOOH?! NOTHING'S FAIR TO ME!? Well, I guess I'm even with Glutus since he ain't calling the shots anymore. Too bad it's meaningless since Farre can still relie on the fact YOU people allowed him into the position to begin with! The People can't predict if another Glutus Maximus will end up happening again or not. Farre will still use that against you people and still get people to rally behind him even if they don't morally or personally like him."
  • Sting: "I'm aware of the situation, but that is not what I am here for."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Ok then..... To what I owe a MOFO gracing me with it's MOFO-ness?"
  • Sting: "May I advised to take it easy on that slang? There's a child present, and I think he knows of you."
  • Rea Buhl: "What're you talking abou- (Sees Janleentia and Maaphu) DAH!? (Runs off and hides in his bed)!"
  • Sursemury: "...... And DAT was supposed to be a fearsome leader of a rebelion?"
  • Homgrest: "I'm amazed that people DID took him seriously."
  • Janleentia came closer to Rea's cell, Maaphu aside.
  • Janleentia: "..... Rea, it's ok. I'm not here to judge you."
  • Rea Buhl: "That's not what you said when the rebelion blew up the bank."
  • Janleentia: "You were an entirely different person Rea. You're clearly the Rea I knew and loved. Maaphu wants to say hi."
  • Rea Buhl: "Jan, you know the kid's a mute! He can barely even cuss, which I guess helps him obey the ban on it."
  • Janleentia: "That won't stop from wanting to say hi reguardless..... At least let Maaphu see you."
  • Sting: "It may take awhile Miss Janleen, Rea is clearly not fond of himself now."
  • Rea slowly, but surely came out of his covers, and almost shamefully drags himself in shame torwords the people he wronged the most.
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Maaphu...... I know you can't speak, but..... I won't blame you if you'll never get over what happened. I don't deserve to be your dad after what happened..... I don't even deserve to be a Hackagon...... My family other then my brother thinks I'm a disgrace now! I'm not worthy for someone like your mother, Maaphu....... If there's any advise I have to give..... Don't trust creepy cattle that hide in alleys. I won't blame ya if ya never want to be around me ever again, kiddo......"
  • Maaphu just stood there silently..... Then shiftly gave a surprised Rea a hug!
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Kid, I appresiate this, but I got enough corruption in me so great that a hug won't be enough."
  • Janleentia: "You silly fantail. That's not a hug meant to cure you.... In a way. That's just a hug. It's his way to show that he doesn't blame you for everything, and that you shouldn't blame yourself. Your a victim of not knowing better. It's all Farre's fault for ever filling your head with lies, and Glutus' fault for msitakeningly being the poster boy for unrelieable goverment forces."
  • Rea Buhl: "..... Aw, thanks guys, but you guys are pretty much the minority. Everyone else hates me. The surface world orderlies, whatever's left of the rebelion I created, and I bet I'll get a bad rap to the rest of the UUniverses too! I might end up being Oranos bound! I don't want any escape attempts I would make be end in freezing aniclimatic pain! AND I HEARD HORROR STORIES ABOUT CROKER!?"
  • Janleentia: "...... Wow, you ARE out of touch."
  • Rea Buhl: "..... Don't tell me..... That's no longer the case? If so, how did it came to be? I thought the idea for Oranos is to take advantage of the cold evioment."
  • Sting: (On oPhone) Well, according to Omnipedia, Oranos had to change from that because apparently the planet had sentient life that was compromised because of their agriculture being poisoned by the hostility in the penal colonies, AND Croker knew about this and refused to allow his daughter to turn the prisons into AFTs, in due to his fear of heights rendering him unworthy to continue his duty, along with fear of not being able to keep prisoners as prisoners forever without the coldness of Oranos to deter them. Thanks to the Lodge, Croker is gone, his daughter's in charge, the AFTs were installed, and the prisons are more tolerable.
  • Maaphu: (Was confused)
  • Sting:... Relax, Omnipedia is not as ill-trusted as it used to be thanks to recent anti-troll security measures. Now it's a well-trusted site for information.
  • Rea:... So... You're not mad?
  • Janleentia: Nope. Besides, it's the least of our concerns. You guys are needed, because the MOF Commission says that the Lodgers and Heroes Act could really use your help in finding and stopping Killebrew.
  • Hope:... Well, they might be right. With Glutus apparently losing his control, we can basically do whatever. I admit, hearing that gives me just as much satisfaction.
  • Sting: So, for the time being, Bloodworthy has asked that I help you guys help the heroes out there find and stop Killebrew. Who knows what he's planning with those of the Underground that are too scared of Glutus' wrath and with no one else to turn to?

Meanwhile...

  • Killebrew:... The MOF has destroyed our homes! Our friends! Our families! Our wonderful lives! We've lost far too much now! If we don't act soon... Who knows how much of us will be taken out? (The entire Underground look relucent) Now, this being said.... Yes, I know I am guilty of being a wee bit dishonest about the Corruptus sun... By all means, I don't expect you people to maintain your love for me, and that's fine. But remember..... I am the only one that stands between you and Glutus. And even IF the surface world does turn on him, it is still guilty of ever trusting him to begin with. And who's really to say there won't be a second coming of a Glutus-like enforcer? For as long as the MOF offictals are improper about this, it's more likely then even the president would've wished for otherwise! My good rebels, you have to understand that, as serious a corruptive sun is, it should NOT be an excuse to take our rights and even our lives away! (The Rebels started to get some determination). So... I won't expect you people to love and worship me. But at least work with me to, at the very least, get justice on what the orderlies have done to us! it's OUR turn to be proactive! It's time we did what we should've done a LONG time ago! We unite... And we FIGHT! We fight for our liberties and freedoms! No more telling us what we can and cannot say and do! It's time we put an end to this oppressive utopia once and for all! WE WILL UNITE AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT! WE WILL NOT HOLD BACK THIS TIME! THIS TIME, WE INVADE AND TAKE THE HIGH-TECH WEAPONS AND THE RED RARIUM STAFF BY FORCE! WE TAKE WHAT WE WERE DENIED FOR SO LONG! WE REBUILD THE R.W.A.C TANK, ONLY MUCH BIGGER, MORE PROTECTED, MORE STRONGER, AND MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER! WE DO NOT STOP UNTIL WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE! SO, I ASK ALL OF YOU: ARE YOU IN OR OUT?!?

(This song played, with changed lyrics)

Are You In or Out lyrics

Are You In or Out lyrics

  • Killebrew: (He stands proudly with crossed arms as the Undergrounders cheered in revolt)

Chapter 6: The Troubles of General Maximus and Killebrew/The Final Underground Battle

Later...

  • Gazelle was seen freaked out as if she had a vision....
  • Gazelle: "..... Bad news guys. Farre did exactly what we were afraid of. He once again used Glutus as an exsample of why they should still listen to him, even without Rea. And it gets worse."
  • Icky: "Let me guess: It concerns the Corruptus Staff and that Monstrosity of a tri-pod tank again, correctamondo?"
  • Gazelle: "Si. Only he wants to make it even more powerful and dangerious then it originally was. He even wants to go after proper AUU weaponry."
  • Zosimo: "Obviously, all the capture of Rea did was give Killebrew abit more liberties to be more choatic. And I wager that even if they know that Glutus didn't get away with what they did to them, they'll be gunning for the orderly socity for ever trusting him to begin with. It's obvious the only way we can appeal to the rebels is if we defeat Farre Killebrew and prove that he's no more powerful or unfallable then Rea."
  • ???: "Easier said then done."
  • Sting, Hope and her friends, Tamara and Tollund arrives.
  • Hope: "Farre Killebrew has been nicknamed "Farre Overkill" for a reason. He is a brute of brutes, and the king of overkill. And he's surprisingly smart even dispite his autisum."
  • Gazelle: "Thank goodness you guys are here. We could use the help."
  • ???: "Yes you do."
  • Rea Buhl in MOF battle armor and gear is seen.
  • Skipper: "Hey wait a minute, hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa! I kinda thought you would be locked up by now!"
  • Icky: "And how do we know he ain't still bat-guano crazy?"
  • Tollund: "You can thank Jan and Maaphu for that. They gave him newfound hope in himself. He now wishes to redeem his mistake."
  • Lord Shen: "But how did you get him to agree to working with you? Obviously he reacted poorly to your deception."
  • Iago: "Yeah, I mean, how did ya managed to earn back his trust after that?"
  • Rea Buhl: "I still have my trust issues, but..... I'll give Tollund this. He's at least not a psycopath. My concern now is to stop Farre from making everything worse."
  • Shrek: Well, join the club, we've got jackets.
  • Hope: And we'd better hurry, too. Given what Gazelle said, those Undergrounders are BOUND to begin an invasion of who knows how many Krooger establishments. Plus, they're bound to strike in multiple areas at once, not just here in Glasion, but also in other cities across Mieber. It seems that Killebrew is finally having enough of the Mieberian Government's 'nonsense' because of his... Well... At the risk of offending anyone autistic, I will move on.
  • Icky: You do that.
  • Cynder: But if Killebrew is planning to attack multiple weapon facilities at once, how will we be able to fend them off without knowing how many attacks there could be? Given how many Undergrounders are bound to still be around, there must practically be thousands. We'd be outnumbered.
  • Sparx: I agree with Spy's babe here, if we could barely handle a crowd of them, how could we POSSIBLY handle an entire ARMY OF THEM?!?
  • Hope: "Fortunately, the rebelion always has that bad habit of not acting right away."
  • Rea Buhl: "Indeed. Farre doesn't like to strike while the MOF will expect it in some way. He wants to wait at least several days from now to wait until the guard is dropped."
  • Shifu: "Then we must strike at them before THEY make even their first move."
  • Icky: "Though given that we just caused the main base to be captured, it's a matter of where they are hiding now. And it's likely that Glutus managed to get alot of bases shut down before his superiors steped in and told him to cut that crud out!"
  • Rea Buhl: "To tell you the truth..... Farre has secret back-up bases in an event I am ever caught. He barely even tells me about them, and for security reasons, hasn't reveiled the full details of where they are for this very reason. Guess Farre figured that someday, I'll come to my senses and wanted to make sure he makes a rebelion with or without me."
  • Lord Shen: "My word, he IS a smart brute!"
  • Gilda: So... If the guy is THAT smart, why isn't he invading right away regardless of the MOF expecting it? He should know that waiting will only give us time to find him no matter how hidden he is. Glutus says we could've been beat by the Underground, so wouldn't it make more sense for him to invade right away, REGARDLESS of how good the MOF is with that blaster stuff? If I were him, I'd take the risk first BEFORE I gave the heroes a chance.
  • Rea Buhl: "Well you have to keep in mind that they ARE without the reshorces to pull off even a minorly successful heist. They DID lose the main base after all! If they try to act now without proper equitment, then Farre will end up sending rebels to their imprisonment or even deaths, and that would look reckless, stupid, and inadaquite. Even if it's not the best stragity in terms of not being taken down while they're still weak, Farre's in a lose-lose situation. It won't be any better for him to make rash and bold moves with the limited reshorces they have."
  • Icky: "He has a good point Gilds. Sometimes the best stragity isn't always the one with the short-term gain. What good is having a large number of people if not all of them will be properly accomindated with weaponry or some form of defence? A good stragity isn't always the fastest one. Sometimes the best way to beat your enemy is to put them in a false sense of security that your gonna do absolutely jacksquat to them, while under the vale of obscurity, you rebuild what you lost and become stronger. That's the guy's plans. To avoid being expected and become stronger in a future event."
  • Gilda:... Are there... Any couriers that are willing to do the work anyway?
  • Tamara: Well, luckily, that's impossible since Glutus made sure all courier businesses were shut down and all couriers were arrested.
  • Gilda:... He nailed ALL of them, around the entire planet?
  • Tamara: Yes.
  • Gilda:... Okay, I'm pretty sure that's impossible, but for the sake of not wanting to sound like-
  • Icky: Okay, if we keep talking about certain plotpoints just because MSM wants things his way because he's a sucker for kickbuttery and conflict, we're going to completely bore the audience.
  • Gilda:... Well, you kinda did.
  • Icky:... (Sighs) Curse my loud beak.
  • Gilda: But hey, I don't give a crud, at least we get to find where that scumbag Killebrew is quicker. The only question I have right now is how Killebrew even constructed such a modern-day weapon when it was SOOOOO impossible to get junk like that for so many darn years.
  • Rea Buhl: In his former life, he was an engineer for Krooger. The Killebrews became engineers when The Killer Brew was long ago shut down by the bans. He had constructed a few unmanned vehicles, including the R.W.A.C Tank, AND the much bigger and alternate model he's likely to be building.
  • Trixie: And how did he get the supplies to build it?
  • Rea Buhl: Through me. Now...... It's, hard to say.
  • Hope:... Sis, would you say there are any other couriers that would do that job? Or, if so, would they help speed things up with the weapons?
  • Tamara: It's 50/50 at best. It depends on if any couriors are left, cause as previously stated, Glutus made sure alot of them are all arrested. But on the off chance that any stragglers exist to those with healthy skepticisum, I'll say this. All I know is that there was over a hundred courier employers across the planet. There might still be a few that weren't able to get captured when the MOF Commission called off the purge, and most likely even fewer that didn't desided to call it quits while the going's good. If there ARE any couriers available for Killebrew, he must be recruiting them to get the job done. As for getting weapons, we don't know if he'd consider that.
  • Rea Buhl: He probably won't. If he had to pick between the most risky and less risky, he'd go for the latter first. The way I see it, he sends couriers to collect supplies for this new R.W.A.C Tank, THEN he move onto the weapons. If couriers don't work, he moves onto the Underground Army. But let's remember that's IF there's available couriers. Like you said, there's no telling if the MOF missed some couriers or not because they were spread ALL throughout the Underground all across Mieber. So it MIGHT be likely. Either way, we need to make sure NONE of said couriers gain access to supplies.
  • Dodger: Where would you say is the best place to get metals and machine parts?
  • Rea Buhl: Only one place. The Callishan Constructs Warehouse. That place contains all the available materials to make the bigger R.W.A.C. Tank possible. That's likely where these couriers would raid to get the material to build the tank.
  • Lord Shen: Then we haven't a moment to lose! (They head out)

Callishan Constructs Warehouse

Mirror's Edge Music - Pirandello Kruger (Puzzle)

Mirror's Edge Music - Pirandello Kruger (Puzzle)

  • A Pitiful selection of Couriors came out from a storm celler.
  • Courior #1 (Yellow head-crested Frog): "Man, I don't believe this. Why us?"
  • Courior #2 (Seal-like Penguin): "Cause out of the very huge number of couriors smacked down by the Mofo before Glutus got his glutus kicked, AND of all the couriers and their employers that willingly surrendered, the 5 of us are left. Our boss didn't even stuck around to even say Killebrew needed us cause he desided to ditch the rebelion business."
  • Courior #3 (Tiger-like Feline with Black-and-white Head): "Well why couldn't WE do the same and scram? This crazy R.W.A.C. crap is neva going to work! Too many Couriers got smacked down and ran away like cowards, man! And us five being the only ones left incrisingly means that Farre is no real hope for the rebelion, folks."
  • Courior #4 (Bushy-Tailed Jerboa): "I hear that. Order's gonna own our asses no matter what. Though I sympathize with the guy for having a mental disorder like me to an extent, he's proven to be out of my trust zone with his questionable methods! I vote we screw that crazy-ass autistic nut and save our own asses while the going's good! He's on his own!?"
  • Courior #5 (Sabre-toothed Raptor): "OKAY, ENOUGH! Now I ain't a fan of ol' horn head as much as you damn cowerds are, and I am JUST as iffy about a new R.W.A.C. tank as the rest of y'all are, but that's beside the point! The point is we get the job done, reguardless if whether or not what we do pays off! We're not suppose to care about that! The fact of the matter is, we couriors are suppose to just get the shit and deliver it! Don't matter if it pays off or not, as long as we do the job. By all means, once we do what we're ask, THEN we get the hell out of Mieber and start off some new lives! For now, let's at least do this gig, give Overkill what he wants, and THEN we blow this orderly popsicle stand! Let's at least humor this dying rebelion before we scram and vamoose."
  • Courior #1: "I'd rather we skip the pointlessness and just leave!"
  • Courior #5: "Will you clowns come on?! At least take something! It doesn't even have to be worth a fortune, just GET something that's a metal!?"
  • Courier #4:... I think he may be right. What've we got to lose? We don't have to steal THAT much after all, right?
  • Courior #2: "Well there's some copper in that wooden crate. That's a metal."
  • Courior #5: "(Groans frusttraitingly), It has to be a STRONG metal! But it doesn't have to be a million dollar one, just as long as it can take a beating!"
  • Courior #3: "Ok, ok boss! Ya don't have to talk like my motha about it!"
  • Courior #5: "Look, just find the metal, and then we can get out of her-"
  • ???: I'm afraid you're not taking ANYTHING! (Hope appeared with the heroes)
  • Courier #2: Oh-ho-ho-ho! It's Hope Qonnors! The one that inspired me to do this gig! Can I go get her autograph?
  • Courier #5:... She just stated she was gonna stop us, and you're SERIOUSLY asking for an autograph? SHE BETRAYED THE REBELION AND CAUSED THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?!
  • Courior 2: "I heard of celeberites that had did worse things."
  • Courior 5: (Facepalms) UGGHHHH! Just get your guns out- (The Furious Five knocked them all out)

Later...

  • Hope: (The couriers woke up in an interrogation room as they see Hope and the Lougers and HA)... Oh, good, you guys are awake! You thought guns were going to help you guys fight an army? Also, I already overheard you expressing negative concerns about Killebrew.
  • Courier #3:... You heard that?
  • Courier #5: It doesn't matter what you heard, we had a job, and you ruined it! You shouldn't've interfeared?!
  • Hope:... (Sighs) Why do they ALWAYS wanna do it the hard way?
  • Courier #4: Coming from the courier who ALWAYS wanted to do things the hard way! Bring-bring! Hello, this is Pot! Hi, it's me, Kettle! Oh, hi, Kettle, what's going on? I just like to say that you're black! Well, I like to say I've been f****** your wife! I-
  • Courior 5: "NOT HELPING?!"
  • Courier #3: DO WHAT YOU WANT TO US, MAN, WE AIN'T TALKIN'!!!
  • Lord Shen: "(Pulls out a blade)"
  • Courior 3: "DAHHHH!? ALRIGHT?! I'LL TALK?! I'LL TALK!?"
  • Courior 5: "(Shoves the 3rd) SHUT IT?! (The alarm acted up)... WAIT, WE'RE IN THE MOF BASE?!?"
  • Hope: Relax, we're not going to do anything horrible to you guys. (Shen places the blade away.) My sister already told me about you guys and how you previously worked for a guy named... Mr. Lassubenzy. Based on your personalities, I was going to try and reason with you.
  • Courier #5: If you think that doing so will get us to talk, then you're wrong! Our boss taught us to stay silent no matter what.
  • Icky: "But yet, we can't get ya to stop yapping, even if we wanted to."
  • Courior 5: "I MEANT ABOUT THINGS LIKE KILLEBREW'S SECRET BACK-UP BASE?!"
  • Courior 4: "Pretty sure you weren't suppose to actselly reference it."
  • Courior 5: "OH IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WOULDN'T'VE ALREADY KNOWN FROM REA AT THIS POINT?! THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS KEEP THEM FROM KNOWING WHERE IT IS?!"
  • Hope:... Why are you guys even supporting Killebrew after what you said about him? We heard you just admited to not really liking him anyway, and you clearly acknowledge that everything you thought about him is a lie. Yet here you are, still acting like the rebelion's worth fighting for. Is that hypocrisy or is it just being in denial?
  • Courier #5: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
  • Hope: Uh, Lakshman, it absolutely is. I know for certain YOU aren't the easiest to convince. But your teammates, they're good enough to crack.
  • Courier #5: Don't get your hopes up. They'd NEVER betray-
  • Shen pulls out the blade again!
  • Courior 3: "DAHHH?! WE'LL TALK, WE'LL TALK, WE'LL TA-"
  • Courior 5: "(Shoves Courior 3 again)..... Ok, fine, maybe their loyalty is abit, compromised, in light of certain events, but trust me that I'll be sure they won't be a free pass to destroying the rebelion.... Well, what's left of it anyway. So don't bother with the knife trick, it's not gonna do anything but make a running gag turn old real fast."
  • Lord Shen: "I know. (Places blade back in) I was merely deminstraighting that your trust in them may not be 100% correct or well placed."
  • Courier #1: BISK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THAT MONSTER KILLEBREW AFTER HOW WE WERE JUST CAPTURED?!? WHAT'S THE POINT OF DELAYING THINGS?!? The underground CLEARLY doesn't have much hope left anyway, it's on methathroical life support now!? WHY NOT JUST LET THEM PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY?!
  • Hope: I already know, Uaymore. He's got a strict code of loyalty, and it's why he believes getting a job done is a sign of loyalty and a method of morale. However, he fails to realize that working for someone like Killebrew is technically violating that code of loyalty. I don't get why so. The other couriors and courior bosses, even your own, clearly got the memo that it's time to stop fighting.
  • Courier #5 (Bisk Lakshman): I wouldn't expect you to understand, you disgrace to the courier name.
  • Hope: "Hey, don't get me wrong, had I not discovered that Rea didn't even originally cared at all about everyone in the rebelion except himself, I would've still be with ya!"
  • Bisk: "Oh, so Rea being abit of a douche justifys betrayal? (The alarm acts up) GRRRGH!"
  • Hope: "He was being WORSE then that! He didn't even cared about rebels killing eachother! And I suspect that Killebrew is not a true improvement to that. He might be WORSE then Rea!"
  • Bisk: "Hey don't think of me as a fool, ok? I KNOW Killebrew is worser then Rea and I know his rebelion will only be even more lousy then Rea's management! Loyalty doesn't mean you have to like somebody. And I won't even DREAM of celebrating Kraanmas with that scum-sucker of a grass muncher! I would sooner litterally stab him in the back then to play nice with him?! But my loyalty belongs more to the Underground as a whole. Killebrew is nothing more then an employer I just don't happen to like. Now don't you dare confuse me as being part of his fan club."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well that's what bugging us, bud! Why serve something you know is only gonna be even more deplorable then how Rea handled it?"
  • Bisk: Oh don't get me wrong, under different circumstances, I would've been glad to be among the other couriors and courior bosses and hi-tail it out of here! Thing is, I have a more personal reason then just because of those bans! I do this is because my family has been couriers for almost half of the Underground's lifespan. I support the Underground because they provide for my family.
  • Hope: In what possible way?
  • Bisk:... Because my family were criminals. The Underground rescued us, and I maintain loyalty in gratitude.
  • Icky: "Yeeeaaaah, if your rescuer expects you to harm an orderly socity, including those not even enlisted by the govermental enforcers, in return of saving ya, ya should've been better off leaving the planet."
  • Bisk: Ok, fine! I get the Underground is not like what they said about rebelions in movies or how it went down in Nimboo, but my personal disappointment on the underground not being 100% heroic is minumal compaired to how much I LOATHE the "utopia" outside the Underground. They're so desperate for peace and order, they charged my father over $5,606 for swearing. That's the worth of everything we had!
  • Gilda: "In all fairness, it's your dad's own fault for being a cusser on a planet with zero tolerence to cursing."
  • Bisk: BESIDES THE POINT!? We would've lost our homes and everything we had had it not been for the Underground saving us from being foreclosed. And I owe it to the underground to serve them no matter what!
  • Duke: "Even when the terrorisum got involved?"
  • Bisk: "...... Ok, there was times when I almost reconsidered, but like I said. Being loyal to the rebelion doesn't mean I have to like it. That being said, I hated the rebelion equily to what I feel about the "Utopia", but purely on the grounds that, I begrudingly understand why the bans are so strict. And in light of recent events, ok, fine! So booze, drugs, and cussing turns ya into insane monsters, so what? It only means that the "Utopia" ain't steriotypicly tyrannical as it's just, trying too hard at best! Keeping us from becoming freaks aside, they didn't had to sacrivce the happiness of the people to do it! But, I do get that had the rebelion won, nobody will be truely happy with Mieber, and as I said, I ain't apart of the Killebrew fan club, and that he offers the exact same problem! I'm just trying to say that an appearently real corruptive sun, isn't a free pass to control the lives of people!"
  • Hope: And by all means, it tecnecally shouldn't. But becoming anarchical is not gonna make the orderly side look bad. In fact, thanks to Killebrew resorting to terrorisum, even the Grand Council were basicly backing away from you guys seeing on how SO unlike the Nimboo Rebelion you are. And soon, the rest of the universes will realise that not all rebelions are automatic good guys and not all goverments are automatic villains. It'll take time to find the balence between what's good and what's not when people realise that rebelions can be just as awful as any unrelieable goverment. But back on track, did you even SEE how corrupt the Underground was? They give fines like that and have bans on swearing for a reason. Because of the Solar Flare War-
  • Bisk: I GET THE HISTORIC REASON ALREADY!? But people turning into freaks aside, there is NO good reason to ban swearing.
  • Iago: "Ya just contridicted yourself."
  • Bisk: (Sighs annoyed), LET, me, explain that! It technically counts as free speech, vulgarity aside, and they charge astronomically for doing so. It's unacceptable!
  • Shrek: "Well the alternative was just leaving your father turn into a violent and ugly man that would've ended up unprovokingly killing you and the rest of your family! A goverment that does nothing is worse then a goverment that tries too hard!"
  • Bisk: I am NOT saying that I'm ignorent to why it's so freaking strict!? (The alarm goes up)... What, I didn't say a swear word that time!
  • Hope: Yeah, apparently, people say that it SOUNDS like the f-word and therefore it should count as vulgarity.
  • Bisk:... THAT'S STUPID! I-ju... (Sighs) YOU SEE?!? THAT'S WHY THIS SYSTEM IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
  • Hope: Bisk!
  • Bisk:... Okay, fine! I get it! Leaving cursing unbanned would've left Mieber the planet of the crude and ugly people! I, GET IT?! I'm only trying to say that this monster of a legal system is just pushing it! It robs people like my family out of house and home. Now, by all means, as not any better as it was, The Underground was there for us when all hope was lost. I just wanna be clear. I am NOT ignorent to why the goverment did what it did, and I'm not ignorent that the rebelion is argueably worse! I have no love for EITHER of them. But I'm a man who pays back his depts, even if it's someone or something I don't very much like. Cause how would my family be any better then the underground if we just ditched them because we didn't like how they done or do things? Being ungrateful is WORSE then being loyal to a clearly reprehensiable group. That being said, I ain't proud for doing this. I hate myself for helping them. And I agree that what happened was no surprisingly due karma, in thanks to Killebrew twisting on how a rebelion should work! And I know that everything being done to the orderlies ain't right! Our fight should've been to the MOF and ONLY the MOF. It ain't right to make the little people suffer just because they're abit more respectful to the rules set in place. And I get that President Hackagon ain't no text-book control freak. He meant those laws to be as fair as possable while tough enough to keep true psycos like Killebrew from screwing up everyone else..... His only crime was trusting Glutus to represent him. Glutus has CLEARLY messed everything up for everybody! Being punked by Killebrew or not, I wouldn't call him a completely innosent pawn. Even before what Killebrew did to his family, he was a piece of garbage from the start. If there was ever a walking difination to something that's a disgrace and insult to the Yatoran name, it'd be him! Give the Underground this, they at least started out wanting Glutus gone, before Killebrew AND Rea fucked everything up with that terrorisum crap and what not! (The alarm goes up) ALRIGHT, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE SMASH THAT THING?!?
  • Hope: You know-
  • Bisk: Don't answer that! Just... Continue!
  • Hope:... And what have they EVER done for you, or even the rest of you for that matter, that justifies your illogical actions in serving people that might've only saved your lives just for the sake of having you join them because they are SO intolerable of the bans? They refuse to believe the true reason for them like bratty teenagers who want things their way, and resort to do bad things to get their point across.
  • Bisk:... Well, if you MUST know why we serve the Underground, Gibson here... (Courier #1)... Had a family that was killed during the protests to reverse the bans. And no, they were not among the dumba-.... Butts, to bring weapons to a protest! He was there himself. The closest his folks had to self defense were pickit signs!
  • Icky: "Well OBVIOUSLY they were victims of being caught in the crossfire! They were caught in a bad fisaco caused by the armed ones, and chances are, they would've died anyway because of the armed protesters going nuts and starting a bullet storm, THAT KILLEBREW ORGANISED!?!"
  • Bisk:...... All right, I'll give ya that, it was a freak accsident at best and I guess it was unavoidable either way. BUT BESIDES THE POINT!? He escaped the MOF and dedicated his full servitude to the Underground for rightful payback.
  • Courier #1 (Gibson Uaymore): Bisk, with all due respect, while I still hate the MOF for that, I hate the UNDERGROUND more because they threatened to kill me multiple times, one of them was where I lost a rib in such an encouter, not including discovering that the protest shoot-out was organised by Killebrew, and at best, Glutus was no more then an unwitting patsy to all this so he would end up being the poster boy of why we are being against the goverment. And when I heard that Killebrew was declaring terrorism-
  • Bisk: Look, deplorable as it is, he's doing it because the MOF wouldn't stop what they were doing! If we don't do something about it, NOBODY will!
  • Icky: "Tsk. For someone who stated to not being on the "We Love Killebrew" Bandwagon, ya seem awfully quick to justify him."
  • Bisk: Ignoring that. Anyway, Soppa here... (Courier #2)... Is a victim of bullies, even after graduating. One of them ended up using a trigger word to cause her to swear and alert authorities to her. The bully left the scene and left her to pay the fine. When she ripped the fine and caused an offense, she was beaten up by MOF enforcers until I personally rescued her.
  • Tamara: "To be fair, those enforcers were trained to quickly assumned Soppa would turn violent after that! Alot of resisters TEND to go berserk once the Corruptus engery starts effecting their minds. What they did was to prevent an almost too likely insanity driven rampage."
  • Bisk: Nobody asked for your opinion, MOFO TRAITOR?! Surely after I did that, she would not DARE to-
  • Tamara: Up, that's bribery!
  • Bisk: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, TRAITOR!!!
  • Courier #2 (Soppa): No, she's right! While I am grateful of you for saving me, I NEVER said I owed you a favor. I was tricked into breaking the law by some hurtful bully, and even GLUTUS, that unfortunate jerk in light of what Killebrew's idea of payback was, refused to listen to reason. And based on what Tamara said, well, they may've only treated me badly because I was at risk of being a danger to everyone! I seen what alot of resisters tend to do, I can't bring myself to TRUELY hate them. I should've just listened to them, co-operated, and then worry about the dept in good time and find a job that could've helped me with that. Everything, was my own fault. They only wanted to stop the corruption from turning me into a raging loonitic! And based on what I seen in the rebelion, THEY CAN'T AFFORD, LISTENING TO MY EXCUSES?! I could've just, IGNORED my bullies and not let words get to me!
  • Bisk: "But, aren't you grateful for the life I gave you after it happened?!"
  • Soppa: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, YOU JUST SAVED ME FROM MYSELF, only to then BRING ME TO GROUND ZERO OF CORRUPTUS CORRUPTION IN LIGHT OF WHAT WE JUST LEARNED?! All YOU did was save me from imprisonment, or at the least, save me from going somewhere designed to keep me from being infected by dark magilo magic! Maybe the bullies were the ones who ruined my life, BUT YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY HELPED ME OUT?! AT LEAST, NOT IN THE WAY THAT PROMSIED ME A FUTURE WITHOUT CRAZIES AND KILLERS?! I was unquestionably, threatened there, once or twice! Some of them even managed to make my bullies, look like my FRIENDS, in compairision?! You brought me out of the frying pan and into the fire instead?! The future I was going to have before MY OWN mistake of not understanding the athroities orders and expect them to blame some jerk for MY OWN CUSSING, is even MORE unlikely now! I, was embetting criminals AND terrorests, because of you?! I was LUCKY that I was never a drinker nor a drug abuser, NOR do I cuss as often as your DAD DID?! I, am not in ANY position to be defient to the people that just want to keep us from turning into the products of a dark magilo user's doing?! And on top of that, NOW you're saying I should follow your advice because of that?
  • Bisk: I didn't mean it like that, I, I...... I thought you appreciated me!
  • Soppa: YOU THINK APPRESIATION IS THE SAME AS UNDYING LOYALTY?! YOU THINK I'M SOME HELPLESS CHICK THAT'LL UNDYINGLY FOLLOW YOUR WORD OF LAW?! I THOUGHT WE WERE IN MIEBER, NOT A WORLD UNDER PHENDIAN LAW?!
  • Bisk: "Soppa, please! I, I,.... YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER THEN IT ALREADY IS NOT?!"
  • Soppa:..... You know what? You're on your own, because from now on, I am NOT standing up for you. I'm just going to say that you only rescued me just because you wanted to use me for something.
  • Bisk: Oh, ya know what, Soppa, FORGET YOU!?
  • Tamara: So, I guess that means you will be charged with bribery when all this is over.
  • Bisk: WHAT PART OF SHUTTING YER YAP, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, MOFO TRAITOR?! ANYWAY... Qira here... (Courier #4)... Has a temper that nearly got her prosecuted by the MOF. Swearing, reacting with violence to doubling and tripling fines, and almost killing one of the enforcers.
  • Lord Shen: "Again, they were only so agressive with her because SHE WAS NOT OBEDIENT TO THEIR ORDERS!? Keep in mind that thanks to Mieber's corruptive influence problem, defience always leads to violence and anarchy! Also, you said she almost KILLED an enforcer, who likely has A FAMILY OF HIS/HER OWN?! No sensiable enforcer is gonna treat a person with children gloves after how she MADE AN ATTEMPT ON A PERSON'S LIFE?! Ultamately, THAT'S HER OWN FAULT SHE WAS ALLOWING THE CORRUPTIVE ENFLUENCE TO MAKE HER BEHAIVE LIKE THIS?! And most of all, she should've learned to CONTROL HER TEMPER?!"
  • Bisk: BESIDES THE POINT, ALBINO?! If she hadn't mysteriously escaped, she would've ended up in the electric chair!
  • Icky: "Again, she was close to nearly ending a life! Giving how bad the Corruptus corrupting problem is, likely they figured that she was a lost cause and that it be better to put her down like a rabid animal and not let her get worse?! Look, it's not very ideal, and maybe they gave up on her too quickly, but in their mind, the lives of the many outwaight the ONE person that has to die because how dangerious that person was becoming!"
  • Bisk: What kind of socity would kill off one person to protect many more?
  • Gazelle: "It may not be a very utopian prospect, but it's more commen then you think. It's not just an issue with Mieber, it is very commen in even the less troubled socities."
  • Bisk: "BUT THERE'S A FINELINE BETWEEN SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT AND SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T!? AND QIRA DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE FOR BEING ABIT SOUR?!"
  • Icky: "In a normal world, yeah, I get that, but then again, with the sun under an evil spell, Mieber isn't being a normal world, now is it? And in their perspective, they thought that there was no saving Qira. And okay, in all fairness, you did proved otherwise, but you have to consider that if they didn't deside what they desided, Qira would've ended up being worse then just being a sourpuss and really ruin lives. The key thing here is the corruption. It can bring the worse out in people. And in the enforcers perspective, she must've looked like a raging monster on how she almost wasted one of their guys!"
  • Shifu: "I have to abide with Icky on this. If this person was unimgainably dangerious and no other opitions are avaluable, sometimes such things have to be considered. This being said, if you believe that Qira is worth sparing, then she must willingly accept an evioment that only wants her to become better. It was resistence that got her into this mess to begin with."
  • Bisk: You don't know anything about Qira! Qira has nothing against how she celebrates her life! (Qira, in understanding the heroes words, AND hearing the Soppa drama, stares at Bisk with clear dissatisfaction) She's the closest person of our group to sympathize with me. Isn't that right, Qira?
  • Courier #4 (Qira): To be perfectly honest... I find it even MORE intolerable that the Underground that I looked up to would resort to killing not just the MOF members, but innocent bystanders. In fact, the MOF wanting to kill me, was gonna be a mercy killing, because I HAVE PERFECTLY SEEN WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE THAT FULLY SUBMIT TO THAT CORRUPTUS SHIT?! IT WAS MEANT TO SPARE ME FROM BECOMING A REAL MONSTER?!
  • Bisk:.. Wha... Why would you say that after how much they provided for you?
  • Qira: "Hey, like the heroes have been saying, if I didn't constinley desided to flaunt my hissy fits onto people just doing their JOBS, and NEARLY killing someone over it, YOU PROBULITY WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW I EXISTED, SNAGGLE-TOOTH?! Heck, had I been a more patient person, I would've just been another would-be target for the Underground to harm! That, speaks, VOLUMES, on how the Underground would've FELT about me, if I wasn't such a bad tempered MORON around people?!"
  • Bisk: But, but, you said you owed gratitude to them for helping you find a good place to hide and avoid the death sentence.
  • Qira: YOU, WOULD BE AMAZED, HOW QUICKLY A PERSON CAN CHANGE THEIR MIND ABOUT HOW THEY FELT ABOUT SOMETHING AFTER GOING THROUGH LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO US WHEN THE HEROES SHOWED UP?! But guess what? Even BEFORE that, I already noticed how un-Nimboo Rebelion-like those FREAKS were!
  • Bisk: "(Studders like a shocked idiot)!"
  • Qira: And to add more to this..... May I remind you that I used to have a friend in the Underground who betrayed me?
  • Bisk: Oh, come on, that incident is STILL getting to you?!?
  • Hope:... Miss Qira, can you explain?
  • Qira: Gladly! You see, I made a friend in the Underground, and I even started to fall in love with him. But then came the day when... He betrayed me. We were at a bar, and we ended up angering a Venzysaur thug by ruining his date. I was expecting my friend to stand up for me, but what did he do? He labeled me as the one who did it to avoid getting the gaping bite wound that I NOW HAVE ON MY SIDE! An eturnal reminder that I made a MISTAKE with him! I was so mad for trusting him, I went to his house and beat him up so bad, I accidentally took away his ability to speak. With his father threatening to murder me, I relocated and took a job as a courier with these guys.
  • Bisk:... WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!? (The alarm acted up)
  • Qira: Because I was trying to protect myself. As much as I realised that the rebels are nothing but CRAZED PSYCOS AND INSTINT DITCHERS WHEN THINGS GET BAD, I didn't want to leave the Underground after that guy swore to murder me because I would be killed anyway by the authorities. I didn't know what to do. By all means, I sympathize with YOUR problems, but I ONLY support you because of that. I just didn't want you to know that because you're the first TRUSTED friend I ever had until now. I was hoping to leave this world after the job was done, THEN I could ditch you and your misguidedly STUPID code of loyalty. You said it yourself! You don't even LIKE Killebrew and you acknowledged that the rebelion is a dumphole! So stop playing the hypocrite game and start making sense!?
  • Bisk: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CODE OF LOYALTY?!?
  • Qira: YEAH, I SAID IT, YOU D***WEED! (The alarm acted up) YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME! YOU'RE WORSE THAN ME! YOU THINK I SUPPORT YOUR DECISION, EVEN AFTER YOU JUST BRIBED SOPPA?!? YOU CAN GO FU-
  • Hope: OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH!! You have made your point, Qira! But you'll be glad to know that Glutus, the one who declared your execution, will no longer be allowed to do so. He's no longer General because his purge has costed him that position. Sting will consider pardoning you from the execution plan.
  • Qira: Well, GOOD! Glutus is a big douche anyway! (The alarm acted up) YEAH, I CUSSED! FINE ME!
  • Hope: Can you PLEASE tone down with the language, just this once... As well as the attitude. Now then what about Spumes?
  • Bisk: Oh, you mean Iestin here? (Courier #3) Oh, he's just a guy who joined for LOLs. Now he's got the personality of a gangster.
  • Courier #3 (Iestin Spumes): WE STILL AIN'T TALKIN, MAN! NO WAY! NOTTA! FAT CHANCE, MAN!
  • Lord Shen pulls out the blade again!
  • Iestin: "AHAHAHHAHAH!? I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK, I'LL-"
  • Bisk shoves Iestin!
  • Bisk: "Maybe it's for everyone's best interest if you can just SHUT UP?! (The alarm activated, and he sighs).... I stand by my point that this system is stupid. If not even Grey Area cuss-words are pardoned in this system, how can they NOT expect us to revolt like this? Straight-up curse words I get, but the grey areas with alternate meanings? Really?"
  • Gazelle: "...... Bisk, be honest with yourself. If you acknowledged that Killebrew was no better then Rea, then why stay loyal to him other then because the underground saved your family? You should've known that their rescue of you wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts, rather lack there-of, by the way, but to score members for them to control and abuse under these mistranslated ideals of "Freedom". Your family were in no better positions then they were when they were about to become homeless. They were in a dirty, decrepted, lawless dodge city where anyone you loved will be killed off by a provoked thug or an unprovoked maniac, and no one, not even the leaders, would care about it. Is THAT, any better then homelessness?"
  • Bisk: "...... No..... It's not. I get what you people are saying, but-"
  • Gazelle: "SPARE US, THAT THE DELUDIONAL SELF-RIGHTIOUS BRO-HA-HA, YOUNG MAN?! You perfectly acknowledged that the orderly side is the lesser of two evils, but you fight for the greater evil because the lesser evil wronged you?! Because of the mistakes your father DRAGGED you and your family in!? Why aren't you hating him for getting you in this mess?!"
  • Bisk: "ALCHOURSE I HATED HIS SORRY CUSS-MOUTH ASS!? (The alarm wailed) QUIET!!"
  • Alarm: Okay, okay! Sheesh! I was just doing my job, pal!
  • Voice: Switching to silent alarm mode! (The Lodgers got confused by that)
  • Icky: "...... Well that came out of nowhere."
  • Bisk: "I HATE HIM MORE THAN KILLEBREW!? HE GOTTEN ME INTO ALL THIS TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Gazelle: "So, it was your father's idea, not the goverment's, to join the underground?"
  • Bisk: "Yes, but-"
  • Gazelle: "So is your father respondsable for that inceptied and idiotic ideals for loyalty as well?"
  • Bisk: "(Whiny) IT'S NOT INCEPTIED AND IDIOTIC?!"
  • Gazelle: "ANSWER ME YOUNG MAN!?"
  • Bisk: "OK OK, FINE!? I GOTTEN EVERYTHING I KNOWN FROM HIM?! YOU HAPPY?! HE BEATEN ME TO BE LOYAL TO THE REBELION BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CUSS UP A STORM WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY THE PRICE OF A LUXERY CONDO!? THE TRUTH IS, (CRIES ALITTLE), I BLAME MY FATHER MORE THEN THE MOF, GLUTUS OR NO GLUTUS?! He, grew up with this lame-ass philosify that you must be loyal to people no matter what! IT'S HIS FAULT THAT I'M DOING THIS?! LEAVE ME ALONE?! (Cries like a baby!)....."
  • Icky: "..... Jesus Christ, Gazelle! Ya broke him."
  • Gazelle: "Alittle motherly scolding is all that's needed to break even the most rebelious of teens."
  • Bisk was crying out of control!
  • Gazelle gives him a gentle touch.
  • Gazelle: "There there. I'm sorry for having to yell, but it felt like that you needed to understand that being defient is not appresiated to even the Uniter. Now, you admited that your father beaten you?"
  • Bisk: "..... (Sniffles)..... Truth is, my daddy is the biggest d*** in Mieber. He would beat me like a drum, and mom's too cowerdly and weak to do anything about it?! And his curse-storming was gonna ruin everything we had?!.... I don't even care what the Underground did for us! Even as a boy, I knew they were trouble when I saw two guys kill eachother over a barely filled up bottle of beer! Like I had been saying, I wasn't a darn fool?! It's just daddy wouldn't let me be normal?!"
  • Gazelle: "So you didn't really hated the goverment apart from Glutus?"
  • Bisk: "All right, (sniffles), you got me! I'm no better then Tamara! In fact, in truth, the MOF only wanted to arrest my father! Glutus may be a d***, but at least he's selective on who to be a d*** too! In fact, the fines were suppose to be for him only! My family would've been left alone! But then, I don't know, he must've asked the rebelion for help, as they rescued HIM, while kidnapping us?! Then he beaten me into appresiating being kidnapped by the rebelion?!"
  • Hope: "Ha! So the rebelion did nothing good to you after all!"
  • Bisk: "Ya don't have to be a smug c**t about it, Hope!"
  • Gazelle: "..... What was your father's name?"
  • Bisk: "........ Flisk Lakshman. A reknown cusser. And I lied about my family being criminals. He was the only criminal! The rest of us were punching bags?!"
  • Lord Shen: "So, you're more a victim of a terrorable father then any misdeeds from the Goverment?"
  • Bisk: "..... Yes. The worse Glutus did to me and my family, was insisting my mother to marry someone else and to give us mandatory reform tank baths."
  • Gazelle: "But obviously, your papa didn't wanted to lose control over all of you, so he asked the rebelion to help him keep control of you. You can't deny it anymore. The rebelion only dragged you along so they can control you, in hypocritical contrast to any legit problem the goverment has. If you ignor Glutus, the orderly utopia only does what it is doing to keep people like you, and the other universes as a whole, safe from rampent corruption caused by once mundane trival things. Without the bans and the Hackagon rule, whatever crimes the Villains Act did, would've been nothing consinquentsal to what an anarchcal no rules Mieber would've been like. Rea or Killebrew would've turned many worlds into vile, crude, and destructive worlds of choas with anti-govermental crusades, where people have no valuement to others' wellfare or well being as long as it was in the name of "Freedom", which will end up fouling up the good name of an otherwise good trait and only serve to benifit truely wrong goverments in making actselly good rebelions look bad and make people love their obviously beyond flawed system and fear and hate any legit good that a such good rebelion would offer. And yes, what happened to most of your friends, wasn't fair, corruptive sun or not, but they kept an open mind that the rebelion of Mieber is not their champion. You clearly acknowledge that the goverment is not as awful as your father made you believe and that the rebelion is nobody's champion.... So please, for me..... Stop acting like it is....."
  • Bisk: ".......... The back-up main base is 50 feet under the seafloor of The Hackagon Ocean. Farre was smart enough to not have the back-ups so close to the cities in an event Glutus finally gotten to us. To get there, you need to have the main base's flusher system for that. It's the only way to get under the seafloor."
  • Gazelle: "...... Thank you Bisk."
  • Bisk: "....... I want something in return for making me do what I just did."
  • Sting: "I'll be sure to have you all pardoned and you'll all be allowed to leave the planet."
  • Bisk: "Thanks, but I have something else in mind....... I want you to find my father... and... and..."
  • Gazelle: And what?
  • Bisk:... Kill him! (Everyone was surprised)
  • Qira: BISK! That's a little cold, even for me!
  • Gazelle: ".... I... I want to ask... Why? Awful as he is, he's still respondsable for your existence."
  • Bisk: "..... As you can already tell, I do NOT love the father I was given?! I want him dead!? His death will be the only thing worthwhile from all this?!"
  • Sting: "I'm, afraid that only depends on his threat level. Since he's only a cusser, the worse we can do is just imprison him."
  • Bisk: "WELL MAYBE THIS WILL HELP YOU GET THE NERVE TO AX HIM!? Not only did he had a hand in alot of terrorist attacks, but he was among the guys that helped Kranmo murder Glutus' family! That was the one time I actselly felt sorry for that disgrace of a Yatoran! As much of a douchebag as he was, he didn't deserve to be robbed of literally the only people who loved him no matter what! That made me hate myself more, that my own father, is responsible for turning Glutus into even more of Killebrew's poster boy of the Mieber's Goverment being awful!! I want him dead for that!! He is not my father!! (Cries again)..... HE'S A MONSTER THAT HAPPENS TO BE A REASON WHY I EXIST?!" (He cries again)
  • Iestin:... Wow... Overly dramatic.
  • Soppa: Iestin, you're not really helping.
  • Sting: "........ Bisk, please calm down......... Ok..... I'll, see if I can petition courts to consider putting your father out of his misery if he is as awful as you said. But please. Keep in mind that Flisk is only like this because of Corruptus. The things he said and done, are the result of corruption. For all you know, he could've been like a real father and not the crude person you knew him as."
  • Bisk: "...... Ok, fine?! A wager! If you can catch my father and give him one of those reform tanks, and if he's so much of a saint, then I'll reconsider wanting him dead! If not, then I want no excuses! I want that mofo dead!?"
  • Sting: "..... Very well. But keep in mind that the reform tank will cure his worse attributes. You'll might almost mistook him as a different person."
  • Bisk: "..... I'll believe it when I see it. So, your gonna throw us to jail yet? Cause I guess this means we aren't going anywhere for awhile."
  • Gazelle:... Let's let them go!
  • Tamara:... You sure about that, Gazelle?
  • Gazelle: We promised we'd let them go, didn't we?
  • Tamara:... You're right! But I still say we need to make sure they don't do anything awful as soon as they leave. I fear they may be criminals vulnerable to what's left of the Villains Act. We'll start by putting them in reform tanks.
  • Hope: Good. These guys really need some relief after being through so much pain. But... You guys might be happy to know that, once we succeed in bringing down your boss, we'll make sure to change things for everybody. Who knows? Maybe a new courier circuit will be open, and you could still make interesting lives here. Plus, Glutus will either be gone or he'll change for the better, depending on how he turns out. The MOF won't be as cruel as they were before. We have a Magelio user here, too. She might be able to cure the star of it's corruption.
  • Bisk: Uh, no! I prefer we get the f*** off of this speck of a planet! It's given me NO reason to return... EVER! As soon as we leave, we're DONE! (The couriers looked at each other)
  • Qira:... (Sighs)... Bisk... I know this place is beyond hope, but... It's still our home! We still have family in here that wouldn't be so happy if they found out we abandoned them.
  • Bisk: Are you kidding? I LOATHE this planet! It's proven to be nothing more than a place that won't be changed before we die. And as for our FAMILY?!? I'll have you know that my father has proven me otherwise.
  • Iestin: Man, the guys just said they'll try and reform him. Can you at least try and give your father a chance?
  • Bisk: By all means, I will! But after how he treated my family? I can't look at him the same way EVER again. I just look at him and I see hate and fear! It would take MORE than redemption to earn my trust again. We are not staying, and that's final! If YOU'RE so concerned, why don't you just stay here, rot, and become one of those abominable Undergrounders?
  • Soppa:... (Sighs)... Bisk... You are better than this! As much as this world has treated us unfairly, it's still our home. And even though we said we were gonna leave, it doesn't mean we're gonna flat-out ignore this place for the rest of our lives! I mean, we still have family besides our parents. Uncles, aunts, nephews, grandparents, nieces, cousins, everything! What would they think of us if we gave this world the middle finger and left, NEVER coming back? We'd be abominable too! That's what YOU'RE doing. You want to abandon YOUR family because one family member treated you like vermin. So... If you're so sure you want to leave all this behind... Then you be our guest... Because you're on your own! We won't be joining you.
  • Bisk:... What?
  • Qira: Hey, I told you, didn't I? I wouldn't wanna be with a jerk like you. You bribed Soppa, and you used me as a means to an end! For all we know, you're just LIKE your father!
  • Bisk: HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO MY FATHER?!?
  • Gibson: It might be true. You let your father turn you into someone you're not. So, I think we can all agree that if he wants to break his family's hearts because of so many years of pain, then we want NO part of it.
  • Soppa: Heir-heir!
  • Bisk:... So this is it? After all we've been through? You're just going to leave me all alone?
  • Qira: We're not proud of it, either. But when push comes to shove, we don't wanna be like you and just abandon our families because of our pasts. We want something BETTER! And who knows? If the Corruptus thing IS solved, we might be glad to going back to the courier business. But if you truly don't want anything to do with this world, then we won't force you.
  • Bisk:... (Sighs)... Fine! Leave! See if I care! I can make new friends, anyway!
  • Gibson: Good luck with that.
  • Hope: Guys, if you're done with the drama here, just know that it might be Corruptus that's making you talk like this. Perhaps the reform tanks will cure you. And who knows? It may change Bisk's mind.
  • Bisk: "Well joke's on you! I don't feel like I'm under some freaky enfluence!"
  • Shifu: "That could be because you are under the control of a more subtile form of corruption that makes it look like you are in complete control of yourself, and not the more, obvious one that would lead you to get obvious signs. Like deformations."
  • Bisk: "Well how come I'm still normal after my cuss-fest?"
  • Icky: "Well obviously your only cursing selectively. Had you been more like your sailor mouthed pop, it would've been WAY more obvious."
  • Bisk: "..... Ok.... To say that your right, then let's get it over with. And I suppose I have to get a fine that looks more like a bill to a fancy dinner?"
  • Sting: "I'll see to it your pardoned under grounds of you co-operating with us. It's obvious the fines started your rise to rebel to begin with and doing so still, will just revitalise old wounds."
  • Bisk: "..... What's wrong with you? Weren't you General Butt's Bug Lady sidekick? How come you ain't as bad as he is?"
  • Iago: "...... That is a good question.... How come you were that guy's right-hand and yet ya managed to be WAY more approuchable?"
  • Sting: "Simply put, I felt that there isn't really that much to gain with being aggresive with people. I, understood Glutus' beliefs that people respect aggresive ahority, but..... I, had my concerns that there was evidence of contriditions on the rise."
  • Icky: "Other then the rebelion ya mean?"
  • Sting: "Yes, and it's..... A rather long story...."

Flashback

  • (Sting): I knew him ever since the days of the accadamy at a much better time. At first, I was following and supportive of Glutus' methods. I knew he was doing this for the greater good of Mieber, and I had his back the whole way. But ever since his quick rise to general, his well meaning intentions ended up being met with.... Trying abit too hard to the point that his strict nature is easily mistaken to being tyrannical and unfair.... Not, helping is that he's unapologenic about his choices. Espeically when he started to toughen up the long established bans. When I saw these changes, I tried to reach out to the Commission for help. Unfortunately, thanks to the recently borned rebelion at the time in light of the protest fiasco, crime was at an all-time high, none of them supported me, and saw Glutus' methods as an evolution on making sure these acts don't go unpunished. They were afraid of coming off as too weak to fight legit problems, so they choose to stay strict and harsh. I understood the concerns well enough as these people would've LAUGHED at the idea of being given gentle punishments and mocked us for treating them like people, and given Corruptus making them worse, being gentle was not an affordable luxery. But we knew well enough by now that being strict and harsh isn't exactly the most absolute solution either. Sure, it gotten rid most of the major problems, but what good is that when future ones rose in their place? My protests were overruled, and there was nothing I could do but accept it. Year after year, day after day, I watched as Glutus made good on these changes, and made people suffer far too much. Injuries, brutality, executions, assault, maiming, everything that I KNEW will only benifit the anarchists like Killebrew. And, as we all know, the overly stirct nature of everything caused the rebelion. And I have done nothing but fail to convince the Commission otherwise. All they said was that, as long as crime was getting worse, they said they agreed with Glutus' words of 'If they treat people poorly, I see no reason why we shouldn't do the same'.
  • (Tamara):... They actually believed him?
  • (Sting): Well, he was doing great things in their eyes. Because Glutus was a very orderly person, they didn't cared about things like his overly harsh tendingices. It all only pointed to on how well he did his job. As long as violaters are punished, what happens inbetween the crime and justice is just unimpourent details. And again, because of Corruptus, those that get the harsh penalies are not usually, sympathy worthy. They're often rude, impolite and uncaring of others' well being, not even their own. In Glutus' eyes, he finds compassion to the lawfully challnaged, to be pointless since, due to Corruptus, give or take overall the nature of people, that those who violate the law will never change. All they would do is commit crimes for their own selfish gains and needs, and never apologies. If the lawless don't apologies, neither should the law in Glutus' eyes. And Glutus is not entirely, wrong persay, I just felt his methods might not garrentie true peace if those with minimal or fair-weathered respect to the law and the bans, end up feeling oppressed and feel as if they were viewed and treated like vermin because they don't obey a few simple guidelines. I had tried to offer alternate perspectives, but..... Nobody listened to me.
  • (Bisk):... Then why didn't you quit?
  • (Sting): What, do you think this is an average job? No! This is a military/police force, with mostly millaterry like regulations. Quitting would count as desertion, and that's illegal. There was nothing I could do about it. All I could do was accept the new standards, no questions asked.
  • (Icky):... Wow! The MOF really DOES need to change. Glutus really WAS a bad influence.
  • (Sting): That is only putting it softly. The situation was so dire, even the President couldn't do anything because he has little to no authority over the Commission. The, unfortunate downside of democacy. If I were to get him involved, Glutus and the rest of the Commission would label it as treason, which Glutus made HIGHLY punishable. So, I waited for a chance to prove that Glutus' changes are wrong.

Present

  • Sting:... That's where you guys came in. And thank goodness Glutus is paying dearly for all he has done because people, thanks to Hope, have started to see clearly how the Underground views Glutus. I'm SO grateful to Hope for helping the Commission and the President FINALLY open their eyes and see the consequences of Glutus' rough-housing. Now he's not going to be General anymore unless he changes his ways for good, and the Commission is not going to hesitate to discharge him for good if he disobeys. They have a motto of giving no second chances for a reason. People who continue to do offenses on this planet only make them worse as they continue on.
  • Hope:... Well... Glad I could help.
  • Tamara: And it's no surprise that Glutus couldn't resist his desire to use me to punish my sister for crossing him multiple times. He even used me to capture an Undergrounder with knowledge to Rebel's Passage. I did not join the MOF so he could use me as a means to an end. I wanted to find a way to better the MOF and find a way to limit these regulations. That way, the rebels would end up losing reason to continue fighting and eventally quit to make amends. Even Rea would've eventally regain sanity and ditch Farre. But Glutus made that job SO impossibly difficult. But... Now, it's for the best that he stays out of this for the time being.
  • Icky: "But in all fairness, I think the guy's like this because he wants to keep the MOF from being weak and unrealistic about handling violaters. And not just because a corrutive sun would make any real change kinda hard to atthive. Sometimes, people see no real benifit to changing who they are and stay what they're good at, even if it's to give themselves infamy. He clearly believes that if law breakers ain't interested in being a friend to anyone, why should he? Guy's a classic case of being very uber professional. Typically, folks like him, sees no realistic benifit in befriending someone who's job it is to arrest and book anyway. They're obviously not gonna be his friend anyway, so clearly on a realistic prosective, there's no benifit to enforcers playing nice with criminals."
  • Shifu: "And those beliefs are understandable, as they protect the enforcers from the ineditability of disappointment and even death. But remember the lesson from Keuca. That there are no absolutes."
  • Icky: "True, but that's clearly Glutus' problem. He clearly believes in absolutes. That the only way for Mieber to be protected from ararcnical doomsday, is to be absolutely punishing to those that break the law, even if there's a perfect explanation for it. And thanks to Corruptus, he's sadly kinda in the right. If Mieber isn't so ginormaly strict, it would've turned into a chaotic mess worse then even the premise of Idiocracy. Cause admitingly, I would feel safer in a world that's a blend between Mirror's Edge and Demolition Man, than a world like Idiocracy."
  • Iago: "But both of those movies, not counting the game, both showcase heavy extremes. A world run by irrespondsable lawless idiots may offer the freedom of being dumb, BUT IT'S CLEARLY UNSAFE, while the world of Demolition Man is the safest as it can realisticly be, marred only by, well, the VERY obvious problems with it as we see in Mieber."
  • Merlin: "Indeed. Ultimately, the real problem is that both freedom and safety are important, but they fell victim to having people be foolish about them, like who's more impourent and who's not? Here's how they're both important. If you live in a world with nothing but freedom, even if without perfectly universally-beneficial laws as a more extreme exsample, it would be absolute chaos. But at the same time, too much safety has been proven to be just as much of a legitimate problem as too much freedom. The two need to balence eachother out, and that's the problem with Mieber. Safety and Freedom are imbalanced. Safety is needed to protect the good people from the bad eggs of the world, while freedom gives the people the idea that the great power ruling over them is better then what the alternative would've been. They're opposites, but they're also the ultimate match in heaven. Beause without one another, safety would be vastly unpopular while freedom can't protect itself from all the legitimate problems of the world."
  • Hope: (The Mieberians were at a state of epiphany)... Well, I'll be da... Darned.
  • Sting:... You know... For a world struggling about the common cryptic question about 'Safety vs. Freedom'... All we needed was someone wise to say those things.
  • Tamara: Yeah. We just needed a solid answer to this problem, and... These interdimensional heroes... Just gave it to us.
  • Iestin:... You guys should write a book! YOU'RE LIKE BRILLIANT SCIENTISTS, MAN!!!
  • Merlin: It's just common knowledge. A lot of worlds need answers to conflicts like this. There could be other worlds in this alternate dimension that have different ways of life, both good and bad, and they might need heroes like us to bring them on the right track.
  • Alex: Yeah. Fact is, you guys, you got stuck in a knot. The Corruptus radiation is creating an imbalance to your way of life, and it all started with that Solar Flare War. What should've been done about this is that the protests should've done things peacefully and forbidden the possession of guns. Now is Safety being too uptight about the bans? Yes. Is Glutus guilty of sending the wrong message? Undoubtingly. But you know who else is guilty of sending wrong messages? People like Killebrew. Fact of the matter is, he's guilty of twisting the Underground away from it's original purpose..... The Underground's main and original purpose was to make peace with the bans, right?
  • Sting:... Right.
  • Alex: And we all know WHY the guns were brought into the protests, right?
  • Hope: Yes. Killebrew.
  • Alex: And we all know who to blame for the war between freedom and safety, right?
  • Tamara: Yes, we do.
  • Alex: So there you have it. It's not too late for you Mieberians to fix this. The Underground is still weak, and the best thing to do is to take down the one responsible for the problems, Killebrew.
  • Rea Buhl: "But first things first........ I have to reconfront my brother for the mistakes I done.... Or else I'll never come to full terms with myself.... I don't even know if my brother's even over what happened."
  • Tamara: "..... Rea, I used to think the same thing about Hope for what I did. But thanks to the Misfits, I gotten my sister back. Also, trust me, he was more mad at himself for not protecting you better then what happened in those days.... You'll be surprised how over he is about certain events."
  • Rea Buhl: "..... I hope your right."

President Hackagon's office.

  • Ka'Teel nerviously walks in to a President Hackagon.
  • Ka'Teel: "..... Brother, it's the heroes.... They brought over Rea to-"
  • President Hackagon: "No need to further explain.... Let them in."
  • Ka-Teel gave a knowing nod and allowed Rea Buhl and the group in.
  • Rea Buhl: "..... (Nerviously) Uhh, hey, bro..... Been a long time since we last talked...... Litterally long....... I actselly remember a time when you used to be abit more colorful......"
  • President Hackagon was still facing the window out of his office......
  • President Hackagon: "...... Do you, understand pain, brother? The pain, of losing your sibling because of events out of your control?.... I, sure did..... When I lost you because of my own mistakes, and Glutus', not helping that they were ALL in faver of an unethical madman!"

Flashback.

  • (President Hackagon): "I remember making that party with the the family and many helpers I had to give you an exselleration of adulthood, and to award you the position of being encharged of controling the affairs of the MOF."
  • A Younger President Hackagon was seen.
  • Janleentia: "..... Mr. President, I haven't seen Rea in awhile. You.... Don't think that Killebrew person gotten to him, did you?"
  • President Hackagon: "Oh don't worry, Miss Jan. My brother's a naterol fighter. Even someone with the girth of Killebrew will never be able to catch him."
  • The sound of a door slam was heard!
  • A younger, raging, and tear soaking faced Rea Buhl was seen, as his suit was seen covered in blood.
  • President Hackagon: "..... Brother?! What happened to you!? That Killebrew beast didn't hurt you did he? Oh heaven forbid you were too successful at fending him off! Please remember that his heart-broken family still care for him and-"
  • Rea Buhl: "THIS IS NEITHER MINE OR KILLEBREW'S!?...... THIS, WAS FROM A PROTESTER THE MOF SHOT DOWN!? AND OVER AS SOMETHING AS MUNDANE AS THE BANS!?"
  • President Hackagon: "...... Brother, please understand, I know, Glutus' methods would normally be the exsample of pure unadulterated madness, but he had his reason. He called me earlier today and stated that the protesters were armed with guns.... Ok, albeitly a few select number, but please know that had Glutus done nothing, those same people would've died reguardless thanks to their fellow protester's recklessness. There was nothing else he could do."
  • Rea Buhl: "THE FUCKING ASSHOLE COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY ARRESTED THE OFFENDERS!?"
  • The Hackagon family and helpers gasped! Including Janleentia.
  • President Hackagon: "...... Brother, please, you can't afford to cuss here in Mieber. And I will tell you why."
  • Rea Buhl: "OH LET ME FUCKING GUESS?! "THE CORRUPTUS SUN"!? YEAH!? MY NEW PAL KILLEBREW AND HIS THREE PALS, Well, purely Killebrew, ALL TOLD ME THAT THE CORRUPTUS SUN IS JUST A LEGEND ABUSED BY OUR FAMILY TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BAN THE THINGS OUR CLAN DIDN'T LIKED?! I mean, ok, I get it, Booze rots your brain, Drugs are addicting, and nobody LIKE A FUCKING POTTY MOUTH?! THAT'S FINE AND DANDY AND ALL?! BUT DO WE HAVE TO KILL PROTESTERS OVER THAT!? DOESN'T THAT HONESTLY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE, A CONTROL-FREAK AT BEST, AND A TYRANT AT WORSE?!"
  • President Hackagon: "Brother, please, Killebrew is a known anarchist and a lier, what he said is a lie?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "THEN WHY AM I NOT UGLIER THEN A SKEETRAZIOD'S GRANDMOTHER?!"
  • President Hackagon notices that Rea remains perfectly fine dispite the cusing.....
  • President Hackagon: "...... That, is a good question. Normally people become hidious at their first curse word. But it could be possable that your infected by a more advanced form of corruption that is less obviously detected. In which case, you must be taken to a reform tank just in case."
  • Rea Buhl: "OR MAYBE YOU WERE JUST LYING ALL THIS TIME, AND NO LONGER CAPABLE OF REALISING IT, YOU CUNT!? Farre Killebrew's family used to be able to make beers and wines of the finest quility from the Killer Brew, NOW THEY'RE NOTHING WITHOUT IT!?"
  • President Hackagon: "The Killebrew family did well without their anichent roots in the alcahol industry, our family made sure of it! They made great engineers!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Killebrew STILL doesn't think it's fair for him to never know what the Killer Brew was like?!"
  • President Hackagon: "(Getting abit angery) Killebrew is plauged with autisum, brother! He's mentally incapable to know any better! And his three friends at worse are encouraging his bad behavior. If Killebrew is not stopped, he'll only get worse! Now please stop being defient and-"
  • Rea Buhl: "YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU!? GLUTUS IS HURTING PEOPLE, AND ALL YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT IS ME?!"
  • President Hackagon: "I don't have much control on what the General does! Because we're a democacy, I don't have absolute control in the MOF! At worse, I can only give stern advise to them, but that's it! What they do next is purely up to the commissioners! But that would soon change when I make you encharged of the MOF as suprime commander!"
  • Rea Buhl: "I DON'T WANT TO BE LEADER OF A BUNCH OF MURDERORS?!"
  • President Hackagon: "It's NOT murder if they were only doing their job! And that's protecting Mieber from choas?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "I saw what Glutus did to the protest, AND IT WAS FAR FROM ORDERLY!?"
  • President Hackagon: "Brother, you don't understand, you're barely already at adulthood! Now please be rational about this and let me take you to the Reform Tank!"
  • Rea Buhl: "DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT ALL, YOU MONSTER?!"
  • President Hackagon lost his cool over that and smacked Rea hard in the face, shocking everyone?!
  • President Hackagon: "YOU, LISTEN TO ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL WHINEY LITTLE BRAT?! AS AWFUL AS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PROTESTERS WAS, I CAN'T BLAME ONE OF THE FINEST GENERALS FOR DOING HIS JOB AND WHAT THE LAWS REQUIRE HIM?! AT BEST, THE DEATHS ARE THE FAULT OF WHOEVER GAVE THOSE MISGUIDED FOOLS THEIR GUNS TO BEGIN WITH?! I'LL PROMISE I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH THE GENERAL ABOUT THIS LATER, BUT I WILL NOT, TOLERATE YOUR WHINEY AND IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR OVER KILLEBREW'S LIES?! KILLEBREW IS A LIER AND AN UNRULELY BEAST WHO WANTS OUR UTOPIA TO BE IN RUINS IN FAVER FOR POWER AND THE REVIVAL OF THINGS WE NO LONGER NEED!? NOW GET YOUR WHINY HATCHLING ATTATUDE STRAIGHT INTO A REFORM TANK, OR I WILL CALL THE MOF TO STUN YOU DOWN AND DRAG YOU THERE?! IS THAT, UNDERSTOOD, YOU, YOU, REPTILIAN HALF-WIT?!"
  • Rea Buhl looked in utter shock and pain as his brother did that to him.
  • President Hackagon snapped out of his rage and realised that he went too far.
  • It was noticed that the slap drew blood due to the claws from President Hackagon's hand, which has some dropplets.
  • President Hackagon looked in horror of what his rage did.
  • President Hackagon: "...... B.....Brother, I, I didn't mean it, I gotten too emotional and, I lost myself. Please, I never meant to-"
  • Rea Buhl freaked out with a JP Raptor screech with a mix of peacock sound and pounced on Hackagon, trying to hurt him!
  • A helper paniced and sounded the alarm!
  • Almost in one second, Glutus and the MOF barged in and aimed their guns at Rea!
  • Glutus: "YOUNG MASTER REA BUHL HACKAGON, STAND DOWN, OR ELSE YOU'LL BE SURPRISED TO KNOW THAT WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO HARM EVEN A HACKAGON IF THEY'RE PROVEN COMPROMISED?!"
  • Rea Buhl looked in fear of the surrounding Mof enforcers.
  • Rea Buhl: "......... (To President Hackagon)........ You, would let him hurt me?!"
  • President Hackagon: "...... Brother, please, don't take what Glutus said out of context, he's saying that cause he's trying to coherse you into surrendering peacefully?! He is only trying to-"
  • Rea Buhl: "I THOUGHT, YOU WERE MY BROTHER?!"
  • Rea Buhl used his raptor toe to painfully stab Hackagon in the gut!
  • President Hackagon: "GAHHH!?'
  • Glutus was forced to charged and bumrush into Rea Buhl and straight into the desk, as Hackagon Family members and the help flee from the fight!
  • Dispite Glutus's grip, Rea Buhl was able to roll Glutus off and ran out of the office with MOF enforcers chasing him, with Glutus following quickly!
  • Janleentia came to President Hackagon's aide!
  • Janleentia: "MR. PRESIDENT?! OH MY GOD, GAMTON?! ARE YOU OK!?"
  • President Hackagon caughed blood.
  • President Hackagon: "...... Brother...... Brother..... Come back......"
  • Janleentia gets a marching MOF enforcer's attention!
  • Janleentia: "You have to call someone, the president is hurt badly!"
  • MOF Enforcer: Right away, ma'am! (He ran off)
  • Janleentia:... (Sobs for a bit)... (Got angry)... KILLEBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!! (The word echoed)

Present

  • Hackagon:... So now, you finally realize why Killebrew is not worth trusting? He is so unaccepting of Mieber's way of life, he is resorting to terrorism just to make a change. That's what happens when you have Astiurgers.
  • Icky:... You mean Aspergers?
  • Hackagon: Perhaps in your universes. Here, we call them Astiurgers.
  • Icky: Oh.
  • Rea Buhl: Well, yes, I now know that he's a selfish jerk who naturally resorts to violence. And thanks to his mental illness, he's became a very easy toy for the Corruptus sun to control. He needs to be stopped.
  • Hope: "And that's exactly what we intend to do sir."
  • Tollund: Exactly. That's why we've already got a plan worked out, all thanks to... Clifton and Zosimo's strategic skills developed from their geek business with Wars and Weapons.
  • Clifton: I know. That's one of the many reasons why we love the game. It helps us get a tactical brilliance.
  • Tollund: Tamara, Hope and her friends will stay on the surface while we go down and deal with Killebrew.
  • Hope:... Why?
  • Tollund: Because SOMEONE needs to make sure Glutus is not up to something. You guys will stay behind and find him.
  • Tamara: Relax. His probation officer, Jyssie, assures us she'll alert the Commission if he gets any ideas.
  • Tollund: Well, you'll still need to stay just in case that ISN'T enough.
  • Tamara: Oh, trust me, Jyssie has never let anyone out of her sights before.
  • Tollund: I wouldn't underestimate someone like Glutus. He's taken people by surprise before. You all still need to stay because you'll probably need the best of the MOF to fight off what Killebrew's got planned.
  • Hackagon: He's right. It'd be wise to think ahead before you leave nobody occupied in dealing with a rogue former general.
  • Hope:... (Sighs) Alright, then. I've got a score to settle with him, anyway.
  • President Hackagon: "Alright, I wish you all the best of luck."
  • The Heroes left.

The Original Main base.

  • This music played
"Mirror's Edge" Soundtrack - Introduction by Solar Fields

"Mirror's Edge" Soundtrack - Introduction by Solar Fields

  • The Group arrived to the room that has giant toilet like watery transports.
  • Icky: "Wow, these are the flushers?"
  • Iago: Looks like something the Plumber from Ratchet and Clank's Universe would come up with.
  • Tollund: I know. This device is practically how the Underground taps into the sewers and waterworks all across Mieber. It serves as a bit of an evacuation transportation device in case this place should ever be captured. These will lead us to the secret bases under the ocean floor. But I must warn you, it's got a LOT of unsanitary water in it, so drowning will be the least of your concerns.
  • Phil: Drowning? Oh, please! You think we DON'T do underwater missions? We do them all the time. Merlin here used to have flawed water spells that cause us to go into complete ecstasy when we stay down for too long, but now... Much to the disappointment of MSM, who had a rather fickle appresiation on how we can't afford to be slowed down by common drawbacks more then the time it takes to finally be above them, and the fact something of his idea became part of the comics, by the way... His skill in Magelio magic has fixed that forever.
  • Merlin: "Indeed. In fact, it was one of the first spells of Magilo I recently learned awhile back."
  • Tollund: "Well drowning's still not the major problem. Our universes' native bacteria is. There's no telling on their reaction to otherly universeal beings they're not used to."
  • Melmen: "...... Merlin, please tell me you have an anti-bacterial spell?"
  • Merlin: "THAT, I'm afraid, I have yet to learn."
  • Melmen: "..... Are, ya sure these flusher things are the ONLY way of getting to the underground of the ocean floor?"
  • Tollund: "It is. Otherwise, Farre might be slipping if he had other ways to access them."
  • Skipper: "Not to worry, my germaphobic friends, when magic can't help, Penguins can. Rico, anti-bacterial suits!"
  • Rico: (Hacks out only a few)
  • Skipper:... Oops... Forgot Kowalski had only made a few.
  • Rea Buhl: Uh, guys, you have digital suits, remember? Just digitally give yourself anti-bacterial suits.
  • Skipper:... Somehow, I COMPLETELY forgot about that. (They all activated hazmat suits digitally with their suits)
  • Xandy: It's a good thing you gave US these things before we left, too. I was getting tired of cussing in order to earn those guys' trust.
  • Tollund: And it's ALSO a good thing that Glutus wasn't around to charge you LOADS for that crazy song you sung. Alright. Let's dive in. (They entered as the whole plant flushed, and they entered a filthy muddy underwater pipe system)...
  • Sandy: BLECH! Even in this suit, I can smell the poo down here.
  • Tollund: You can blame the oxygen filters in the suit for making stinky air. Unfortunately, smelly air is better than no air at all. You'll have to get used to it- (Brandy vomited in her suit, as she gurgled with the mask filled with her vomit)... Miss Brandy, there's a flush system. (She activates it and leaks out all the vomit as she gasps for air and spits)
  • Brandy: Great! Now my face smells like acid.
  • Mr. Whiskers: WELL, GET USED TO IT, SISTER! Tollund said so!
  • Brandy: WHISKERS... You are NOT helping!
  • Mr. Krabs: Blech! I'm glad I ain't breathin' the water in this poop deck.
  • Tollund: So, Rea, you've been down through this system before, where do we go?
  • Rea Buhl: Well, that's just it. Killebrew never trusted his emergency hideout with even me. He feared that I would be used against him... Which I currently am.
  • Tulio: Aw, great! Now how are we supposed to know which way to go?
  • Rea Buhl: Hold on, just because he never shared it, it doesn't mean I DON'T know how to find it. Remember the map the MOF provided us with after that purge attempt by Glutus and the information those couriers provided us? It's right here! (They take out a large holopad that displays a maze that can easily be recognized as unsolvable)...
  • Brandy: You, have, got, to, be, kidding! I don't even think you can solve this maze.
  • Rea Buhl: Oh, that's just a 3D image made by some joker. I used this thing earlier and found it. Let me just exit it out. (Does that)... HERE we go! The map of the entire flusher system. Now, this should give us enough clues as on how to find that secret hideout.
  • Miguel: Then how do we get started?
  • Rea Buhl: "That's, what I want to know. All we know is that they're under the seafloor of the Hackagon Sea."
  • Duke: "That's not so bad."
  • Rea Buhl: "The Hackagon Sea, is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE?! Like, It covers at least 80% of the entire planet!"
  • Icky: "........... Why do you guys have at least 80% of the planet's ocean named after your family?"
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Because one, we live in a super-continent planet. 2, it was Hackagons who discovered the majority of the ocean. And three, it's because the Junja Sharks suffered the worse of the corruption and became violent beasts! Well, more then usual Junja Shark standerds. Mieberians are too scared of the ocean because of the corrupted sharks!"
  • Gazelle: "But how did those poor sharks get like that? They never had drugs, alcahol, nor are capable to speak, so they can't curse."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Well....... Let's remember that the Corruptus Sun also goes after violence...... So...... Well, we know sharks are predators and lead violent lives, so..... There you go?"
  • Duke: "Ohhh, GREAT! So what, is that sun also an eviomental hazord that even unsentients can't be safe from it?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Why do you think our cities have giant walls? Alot of our native wildlife went VIOLENT?! Because of the wild being a usually violent life, it only makes sense that the creatures went nuts!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Oh no...... The poor things....... Hasn't your brother done anything to fix this?"
  • Rea-Buhl: Oh, most certainly. He was planning to have the same substances used in the reform tanks placed in the water. The scientists developed an elaborate system to treat the water with the psychoactive substances and calm down native wildlife, INCLUDING Junja Sharks.
  • Kowalski: Well, I can imagine those things would give you a hard time. They seem to be much bigger than the great white sharks we're normally familiar with. Up to 21ft long.
  • Rea-Buhl: Well, prepare to be surprised, because Junja Sharks are moderately bigger. They're up to 40ft long.
  • Kowalski: WHOA! 12 METERS?!? MY GOD, SOMETHING LIKE THAT CAN ALMOST SWALLOW A HUMAN WHOLE!!
  • Spyro: Wait, what about those Junja Sharks we encountered on Ardalicron? They were not as big.
  • Rea-Buhl: Junja Sharks can sometimes come in breeds depending upon the world they inhabit. Given Ardalicron is mostly a swampy marine world, individuals that move onto smaller bodies of water reduce their size. But in the ocean, they're big enough to swallow you if given the chance. And trust me, you do NOT wanna be in the water with the Junja Sharks here. The Corruptus radiation has made them as sentient-eating as the ones in our movies.
  • Gazelle:... Ay Dios Mio.
  • Rea-Buhl: So, we'd better not venture outside these pipes. Even SEEING these beasts will make you wet yourself.
  • Icky: Then for the love of all that's holy, let's NOT!
  • Iago: "Wait! Those sharks never attempted to attack the Flusher system, right?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Oh worry not. Farre knew what he was doing. He knew the Junjas would represent a problem, so, he made sure that the flusher pipes are under the ground as well."
  • Bubbha: "I wager that this kind of labor would've took forever considering y'all rebeler types didn't had great actcess to tec, what with yer pea-shooters and all."
  • Rea Buhl: "Hey now, we weren't THAT old-fastioned! The Couriors did managed to snag us some very good and modern mining equitment! And for those wondering why Hope never said that in a likely chance she talked about our lifesytile, it was BEFORE her joining."
  • Squidward: "And yet you people still lived in an more historic type of lifesytile?"
  • Rea Buhl: "That was kinda an intentional choice because, I wanted the underground to look different from the surface world. If I just made it a futuristic socity like the surface, but underground, I would've looked like a carbon copy of my brother, and, I, kinda had my issues with him, thanks to Farre."
  • Icky: "Well it's great you were gunning for originality, but why used bullet guns when you had lazer tec!?"
  • Rea Buhl: "As you may've known..... Lazer Tec's exspensive! I was kinda starting the underground, so, it was cheaper to get older weaponry."
  • Icky: "But eventually you guys were able to establish some form of rebelion ecomamy, your own weapon industry, heck, you clearly have access to beer and drugs! How were you guys still stuck on weapons that look like outdated toys compaired to awesomeness like (Points to Xandy's Gun) this!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Well again, Lazer Tec's exspendive and hard to make. And our Rebelion Ecomamy is kinda of a sad joke. My brother did a good job making sure money transports fail alot, and, (looks at Tollund), I have some guesses about how he knew about them. And yes, I could've JUST as easily had Couriors STEAL the tec, but again, a certain someone managed to make sure my brother was on top and ahead of me."
  • Tollund: "It wasn't anything personal, Rea. I was only trying to keep Mieber safe."
  • Rea Buhl: "And I get it, but, I wanna know is..... Why? Why my brother would endanger his own credability, and yours, as well as your life, by having you pretend to be the underground's greatest hero? If Glutus really wanted to or if he lost it, he could've had you killed. Or worse, you could've ended up being TOO loyal to the cause and you could've ended up becoming worse then Farre..... (Sadly) And originally me. (Calmly) I know for a fact that you're born in Mieber. You were borned with the risk that even one drop of lackluster beer can turn you into an insane manaic, or from a small cigerite, or even just saying a grey area cuss word! And you risked that for someone you otherwise didn't really know other then because he's a Hackagon or from my brother! As far as "T" knew about me, (sheds some tears), I was nothing but a deludional maniac. So why? Why risk your life and what barely sustainable amount of pureity you have, for someone like me? I know my brother sent you to keep me safe and eventally get me out of it, but, what did YOU had to gain from it? Other then just getting into my brother's good graces and the respect of the commissioners! I mean something you can actselly benifit from! What, did you hoped to gain from trying to get me out of that mess?"
  • Tollund: "..... Preventing a poor confused kid from becoming another Farre Killebrew. That was my ultamate end goal. You clearly had a sweet set-up and a good life ahead of you, before Killebrew ruined that for ya. You had a great girl, a great life, and you were gonna be part of something impourent. Basicly, what I wanted from that exspearience, is to make sure you got out of it still being able to atthive what your brother wanted you to become."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... But how? How, did you resisted, all the times I said something awful about Hope?"
  • Tollund: "Oh don't get me wrong, some part of me wanted to kick your dino tail for alot of those things. But I remembered that, not only your bro wouldn't appresiated that and/or it would risk ruining your trust, but because, I had nothing to gain to be harsh with you because of you being something your not. That's what seperates me from stiff-hards like Glutus. Just because you were saying and doing things that were morally unpleasent, doesn't mean I should, even if it meant stopping you."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... But..... Why did you waited so long? You had every oppertunity to snag me whenever Killebrew wasn't around. And the other rebels were CLEARLY not a threat to you! Because of that wait, I ended up doing extremeist acts! That's very hard for people to forgive and forget! Even if I am a Hackagon! Why didn't you take me while the underground was still considered a barely good exsample of a true rebelion before Killebrew gotten around to make me allow terror acts?"
  • Tollund: Well, I was suggesting that, too. But your brother said that just capturing you wasn't going to work because you weren't going to learn anything. In custody, you would only refuse to believe us when we told you what Farre was doing to you. We wanted you to learn the hard way. Sure, it was quite a risky move, but we had no other options.
  • Rea Buhl: You could've just captured Farre and got him to confess.
  • Tollund: If we were to capture HIM, it wouldn't be pleasant either. Farre usually never goes anywhere without backup. Especially seeing how he was almost arrested for not having it. Anywhere he goes, there are highly-trained bodyguards that will strike at the first sight of trouble before anyone expects it. Farre is not afraid of the outside world, and is determined to do anything to get what he needs. If the Underground is not going to provide quite enough, he turns to stealing knowledge from the outside utopia in order to get the perfect bodyguards. So I can assure you, arresting him is like signing a death warrant. I tried to arrest him one time, I ended up with a burning wound on my back that caused me agonizing pain for weeks.
  • Rea Buhl:... That is true, he always has those guys with him.
  • Tollund: So yeah, this was the only way to help you learn. Now let's keep moving. We've got a lot of filth to cover.
  • Rea Buhl: (Sighs) Well, I can say, it did sorta work.
  • Icky: Yeah, come on, dude, we've known people in OUR worlds who do risky stuff just to teach someone a lesson. Yeah, it's a stupid move, but sometimes you have to break a few backs in order to make people see the error of their ways. They're not gonna learn anything unless they see the consequences of their actions.
  • Spyro: As for Farre, even if we stop him, he's not going to learn anything. I've met people with autism who find it hard to learn anything. People like him are difficult to deal with. But all we need to do is stop him from escalating the problem any further.

Further inside the flusher system.

  • The Group were seen venturing further into the area.
  • Duke: "Yeesh! And I thought the latreens of Hog Town were a mess!"
  • Rea Buhl: Alright, these flushers lead to different locations. Hopefully, the map will give us the knowledge we need to find the secret hideout. Buuuut, the problem is that these entries are still a technical part of the sewers, and thus there's a high risk they'll spew forth wastewater, knock us off our feet, damage our suits, and daze us.
  • Tigress: Any way we can AVOID that?
  • Rea Buhl: Well, yes, there is. But there's another problem. Iobrogs.
  • Banzai: Io-what now?
  • Xandy: Oh, tarnation, I HATE those things. When my parents were still alive, they always got into our home through the toilet. Surprised my Ma when she was about to sit on it, too. Squishy pests.
  • Banzai: Okay, WHAT the heck is an Io-baba-log?
  • Zosimo: (Does things on oPhone, and shows it to them) See for yourself. (They see a picture of a dianoga-like octopus)... It's an invasive amphibious cephalopod species that commonly dwells in raw sewage scavenging on organic matter. I'd CERTAINLY expect these little vrats with tentacles to dwell down here.
  • Icky:... So basically, they're like Star Wars dianogas?
  • Zosimo: "Excuse me? The tarnation's is a.... Whatever you just said?"
  • Iago: (Sighs) Icky, they won't know what that is, just drop it and take it as a 'yes'.
  • Rea Buhl: And given the Corruptus radiation, the iobrogs will possibly be aggressive enough to feast on any intruders within their territory. They may be scavengers, but that radiation will make them aggressive enough to step out of their attack-on-desperate-measures instinct and just move onto attack-on-sight instinct. The Undergrounders that went down here always carried alcohol-based weapons because fire is pretty effective against them... Unless they're in water, in which case fire is quite useless.
  • Tollund: Well, if you had a plasmathrower, that would make a slight difference. Plasma can be used effectively even underwater due to being much hotter than fire, and thus hot enough to work underwater.
  • Gazelle was about to protest against hurting living creatures, but Duke stopped her with a jesture that suggests "Hear him out".
  • Tollund: But obviously, you didn't own such a thing, so flamethrowers, albeit based upon your large amounts of alcohol, are the best you've got.
  • Lord Shen: "Well, I'm afraid a certain pop-star turned messiah isn't a fan of harming any kind of animals, not even if they're vermin. She wouldn't let us do even slight damage on a blasted killer Rex, so we're out of luck against these sewer octo-pie."
  • Patrick: "PIE!? Where!?"
  • Squidward face-palmed!
  • Rea Buhl: Well luckly, fighting isn't an opition anyway. Even with the right weaponry, and for the pop-star, there exists stun weaponry for when you have to fight something as basic as a common animal...
  • Gazelle: Oh, thank goodness, you guys have SOME standards.
  • Rea Buhl: Anyway, even with the appropriate or inappropriate self-defense, a shoal of those pests will overwealm ya in minutes. Just outsmarting them is good enough. Now, we need to get through this system without anything stopping us. We need to get past the water surges and those aggressive iobrogs. So here's how we're gonna do it. We need to divert any iobrogs away from their turf so we can rush through before water pours in and incapacitates us.
  • Magnum: But how do we know where these pests are?
  • Xandy: And how in tarnation do you divert a creature with a brain almost the size of a human brain?
  • Rea Buhl: Well, one unfortunate survivor said that most of the iobrogs here are semi-sentient, but only speak gurgles. Plus, they LOVE music.
  • Skipper: Say no more! I got just the thing.... But it'll require the greatest of penguin courage to relive something I would've wished stayed behind from our past.... And I really, really hope that afterwords.......

Later...

  • Skipper: (The iobrogs were seen on land in the sewage in large dumps feeding on the garbage as the picture described them, but with different variety, as Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico appeared with lederhosen and an accordion)... We take this shame to our graves.
  • Kowalski: Agreed! (They began playing this as the iobrogs started loving it and gurgled the tune as the Penguins danced them away)
Penguins of Madagascar Movie CLIP - Slap Dance (2014) - Animated Movie HD

Penguins of Madagascar Movie CLIP - Slap Dance (2014) - Animated Movie HD

  • Xandy:... It disgusts me to say it, but... Iobrogs are quite cute when they do that.
  • Vancer: That is messed up, girl.
  • Rea Buhl: Alright, we've got 3 minutes before the surges come. Let's get through this as fast as we can.
  • The heroes made an advance for it!
  • Private: "I hope Skipper, Kolwalski and Rico are gonna be okay!"
  • Lord Shen: Me, too. Those creatures seem pretty nasty, no pun intended.
  • Rea Buhl: Oh, trust me, iobrogs are only MORE dangerous underwater. Plus, they can grow at maximum of 10 meters, but those species are very rare. I'm sure those guys can handle it.

Later...

  • Skipper: (The iobrogs continued dancing and gurgle-singing until they noticed the Penguins were gone. They got diligent, gurgled to each other, and started searching the pipe lines, and the Penguins came down an opening from the accordion)
  • Kowalski: We lost them, Skipper.
  • Skipper: And not a moment too soon, these hosen are really starting to pinch me like heck!
  • Rico: So now what?
  • Kowalski: Yeah, we got those guys far enough from the group, so what do WE do?
  • Skipper: We meet up with the others and get the gunk out of this sludge receptacle. (Something ominous appears behind them) Then we take down that madman Farre, liberate this planet from corruption, and...(Sees Kowalski and Rico's reaction to whatever was behind him)...There's something really bad behind me, isn't there? (They see a larger Iobrog, which roars at them)
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!! THEY CAN GET BIGGER?!?
  • Skipper: RUN! (They jumped and slid away from the large Iobrog as they slid off)

Meanwhile...

  • Private: (They hear the giant Iobrog's roar)... Uh... What was that?
  • Rea Buhl: Oh, shoot, I completely forgot! Iobrogs, if in a social environment, have a hierarchy, and have a queen big enough to maintain a dominant society.
  • Banzai: A QUEEN?!? HOW BIG WOULD THAT BE?!?
  • Rea Buhl: Depends on the evioment and it's conditions and the overall speices. In the case of the Iobrogs of Mieber, a common queen tends to be up to..... Ten meters.
  • Banzai: How much in American?
  • Rea Buhl: Ameri-wha-
  • Banzai: Let me rephrase that! IN FEET!
  • Rea Buhl: (Checks holopad) 32.5ft.
  • Banzai: Oh, we're royally- (Suddenly, water sounds were heard)...
  • Rea Buhl:... WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO RESCUE THEM! LET'S JUST RUN AND HOPE THEY CAN REACH US!
  • Private: What about the queen?
  • Xandy: She does anything dirty, we'll arm up. (Gazelle was about to speak up) AND keep them set to stun. LET'S MOVE! (They ran as fast as they could as the watery buildup and the roars were getting louder)
  • Rea Buhl: There's the safe point! (He points it out) Let's go! Hurry! (They made it, but notice the water surging in)... Oh, boy! (They shut off the safe point as the water flooded it out)
  • Private: WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?!?
  • Rea Buhl: Don't worry. There's another way. (On comlink) Attention, Penguins! The surge has blocked off our safe route. You need to take an alternate route.

Meanwhile...

  • Kowalski: (While they were still being chased) WHAT?!? IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A GIANT MONSTER WITH TENTACLES!!!
  • (Rea Buhl): That's the Iobrog Queen. Sometimes they live in a hierarchy. But don't worry. I can detect your heat signature, and guide you to the alternate safe route.
  • Skipper: SPIT IT OUT! OUR RUMPS WON'T STAY ATTACHED FOREVER!!!
  • (Rea Buhl): "There's a small hole where worker iobs can crawl in and out sometimes to snag some left behind meals from the rebels and take them to a colony. But hurry, we think the waste dump will start soon! Once so, you'll either be done in by the sewage or the creatures that better adapt in it.... Or maybe both inbetween."
  • Skipper: Where can we find it?
  • (Rea Buhl): Just go two rights and you'll find a small pipe line that you guys are sure to squeeze through.
  • Skipper: Wait... How do-
  • Kowalski: (Sighs) Skipper, you know that cephalopods are flexible like rats. They can squeeze into even the smallest of bottles.
  • Skipper: Right. Let's just roll! (The Iobrog Queen roared at them as they go two rights and find the hole flooded with water)...
  • Kowalski: Oh, that's inconvenient. (On comlink) Rea, the hole is flooded.
  • (Rea Buhl): Oh, poop! And with an Iobrog Queen on your tail, I'm sure that won't be good. The queens can be quite dangerous underwater. (Gurgles were heard)
  • Rico:... Uh-oh! (Other small iobrogs appeared gurgle-talking)
  • Skipper:... Uh... Rea... WE'RE SURROUNDED!!!
  • (Rea Buhl): Uh, uh, there should be a pump somewhere in that area connected to it's primary reservoir. Turn that on, and the entire place should drain, and make it less difficult to fight off those iobrogs. But be careful not to place too much pressure, or the whole place will be even MORE flooded.
  • Skipper: Got it!
  • Kowalski: Definitely something we'd wanna avoid. (The iobrogs gurgled and cornered them as the queen roared at them, tentacles at the ready)
  • Rico: (Takes out a stick of dynamite) KABOOM!!
  • Skipper: That's a negitive on the TNT, Rico, remember we might wanna do this with less violence, so some gazelle won't be a total pacifistic whiner about it.
  • (Gazelle): YOU DO REALIZE YOUR COMLINKS ARE STILL ON, RIGHT?!?
  • Skipper: WE'RE NOT GOING TO KILL THEM, GAZELLE, JUST BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT!!!
  • Kowalski: Plus, I'm pretty sure music is not gonna distract them anymore.
  • Skipper: RICO! FLASH-BANG GRENADE! (Rico hacks one out and it explodes, leaving the iobrogs gurgling in blindness and deafness, and the Penguins bounce across the walls searching for the pump)
  • Kowalski: Where is it? Where is it? (The iobrogs were seen climbing towards them as they fought them) BACK YOU SAVAGES!! (They slapped them one-by-one into the water, but the queen was heading towards them as well)
  • Rico: (He found the pump)... Here it is!
  • Skipper: Great eye, Rico! (They tried to activate it, but Kowalski and Rico were captured by the queen, who roars at him)... UNHAND MY MEN, YOU SQUISHY MONSTER!!! (He dodges the tentacle attacks and ends up causing water to be sprayed onto the queen, knocking her to a wall and freeing Kowalski and Rico as the water slowly starts to fill up the water more)... Oops. (Iobrogs knock Kowalski and Rico into the water and overwhelm them)... (Gets angry and activates the pump, draining the water as Kowalski and Rico gasp for air)... (Jumps towards them in slow motion) SLOW MOTION DIVING AT YOU! (The three Penguin overwhelmed the iobrogs and went through the hole)

Meanwhile...

  • Rea Buhl:... They made it!
  • Private: Oh, thank heavens!
  • Rea Buhl: Buuut the iobrogs are in pursuit.
  • Private: DAH!?

Penguins' Location

  • Skipper: (They made it through)... Rico!
  • Rico: (Hacks out dynamite, detonates it, and blocks their path)...
  • Kowalski:... Well, that was a close one!
  • Skipper: Up high! (They high-fived each other until Rico slapped him in the butt) Whoa-ho-ho-ho, hey now! Now, where are we?
  • (Rea Buhl): According to the map, you're in an Underground trash compactor.
  • Kowalski: Are there anymore iobrogs we have to deal with?
  • (Rea Buhl): Your in luck, it's not gathering day in this place. I'm detecting no other life in there. But what concerns me is that you should get out of there before any Undergrounder gets the brilliant idea to compact you until you're as flat as a surpcake.
  • Skipper: How do we do that?
  • Rico: Eh, gunk it! (Takes out a rocket launcher, and launches all of them through the chute at the ceiling)
  • Skipper/Kowalski: YAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Rico: YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAH!!!

Meanwhile...

  • Shenzi: The heck was that?
  • Rea Buhl: I have no idea, but it somehow launched them into the chute. Now it's taking them... Directly... To us! (Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico appeared out of the nearest garbage receptacle)
  • Skipper:... I have to admit, Rico... That... Was pretty awesome!
  • Rico: Nothin' to it!
  • Rea Buhl: "Ya know, that PROBULY was the nosiest enterence ever! I mean, ya do realise that, even as stupid as they are, they would at LEAST pay SOME attention to that!?"
  • Skipper: Maybe, but there was like, no other ways out of there.
  • Kowalski: Indeed. There WAS a door in there, but it was only accessible to Undergrounders. If we were to try and use it, it would trip an alarm.
  • Tigress: But you do realize that an entrance like that would set off an alarm too, right?
  • Skipper: Well, what else were we supposed to do, stripes? That was pretty much the only option.
  • ???: Of course, you realize the alarms are silent, right? (Undergrounders appeared and held them all at gunpoint)
  • Undergrounder #1: Welcome home, Rea Buhl!
  • Undergrounder #2: Don't move a muscle, or we will open fire!
  • Merlin: Are the wizards among us not a clear indicator of how this is gonna go down?
  • Undergrounder #1: Well, strength of any kind, magic or not, is only relative when a little LEVERAGE is applied. (More Undergrounders appeared behind them and held Trigger, Nutzy, Rea Buhl, and Sir Hiss captive and at gunpoint)
  • Viper: HISS!? NO!
  • Tollund: SIR!
  • Undergrounder #1: So last chance! Comply or we fill them with so many bullets, they get lit up like a Kraanmas Tree.
  • Tollund:... We have to surrender.
  • Icky: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? WE MADE IT THIS FAR!!
  • Tollund: Are you saying you want them to die? I'm sure I recall your very words: Death's WAY more inviting than working with someone who decided to leave a misunderstood person to suffer. I'm sure that MIGHT apply to this situation, too! Only it's MORE than just a thought-to-be-ruined joker!
  • Icky:... OH, CURSES! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT THREAT WOULD BITE ME IN THE TUSH!!!
  • Lord Shen: To be fair, that was because Hope was being completely out of her element.
  • Rea Buhl: Guys, just give it up! There's nothing you can do. They'll kill us if we try to advance any further. And I think we've had QUITE enough of that!
  • Shifu:... He's right, everyone. There's no point in making more sacrifices.
  • Undergrounder #1: We're waiting, misfits!
  • Shifu:.... We surrender!
  • Undergrounder #1: Good. And just in case you get any ideas... (They outfitted them with explosive collars)... These will detonate if you choose to disobey us.
  • Duke: "Oh great. They using the nasty cousin of Tame Collars that does steriod abuse!"
  • Tollund: Okay, where did THAT technology come from?
  • Undergrounder #3: (Scoffs) You WOULD forget, "Rebellion T"! This was one of the bits of technology the couriers stole.
  • Tollund: Riiight..... How could I forget? Looks like we don't have any other options in the moment.
  • Undergrounder #1: Now step it up, misfits! Killebrew wants to have a word with you. (They went with them)
  • Undergrounder 4: "Gah! My shoe laces are untied, I hate that! But my hands are full with the collar remote."
  • Icky: "(Gets a lightbulb)....... Hey, I can help ya with that."
  • Undergrounder 4: "Hey thanks buddy! (Gives Icky the remote). Just don't press the collar removeal button. It's the the Green button that saids "Removeal". Otherwise, we'd be helpless against ya."
  • Icky: "Ohhhhh, you mean, (Presses it) THIS BUTTON?!"
  • The collars are deactivated and drop off of the heroes.
  • The other Undergrounders saw that!
  • Icky: "..... (Being Coy) Oopsy daisy!"
  • Undergrounder 4: "Hey, I just told ya to NOT press it!"
  • Undergrounder 1: "YOU, IDIOT?! WHY DID YA GAVE THEM THE REMOTE?!"
  • Undergrounder 4: "I needed to tie my shoes and the ugly bird offered to help."
  • The other Undergrounders facepalm!
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Undergrounder 4: "..... Wait.... Now that I think about it...... Oops."
  • Undergrounder 3: "Like THAT fixes anything?!"
  • The Heroes charged at the flinching undergrounders who screamed!

A beating later.

  • The Undergrounders all lay defeated.
  • Icky: "...... Wow. I know these guys are idiots, but that was just SAD!"
  • Tollund: And here, I thought Farre would send in MORE COMPETENT guardians than this. I have heard he kills those who fail like that.
  • Rea Buhl: Actually, that's not always true. You see, Farre does a lot of things like that for MORE stupidity moments than that. In this place, he sends the weakest of his forces in the farthest of his hideout's borders, mainly as a form of execution for the most stupid of failures like that. The guy is so autistic, he takes stupidity VEEEERRY bitterly. So when we go farther, expect them to be LESS stupid. Not COMPLETELY smart, but good enough to ACTUALLY be more competent in compairison. Trust me, not ALL of his bodyguards are THAT stupid, otherwise they wouldn't even be here.
  • Trigger: Or there couldn't be any at all.
  • Rea Buhl: Oh, there's a lot more. I've seen them. And they will NOT be so gullible. We're lucky we were caught by the oddballs of Killebrew's bodyguards. One of the more competent ones are more ruthless. I remember one time, two of the low-class nitwit guards decided it was a good idea to mess with him. Basically, it went like this...

Cutaway

The Emperor's Royal Guard

The Emperor's Royal Guard

  • LC-Guard: Oh, dude, check it out, it's one of Killebrew's Top Guards! (The guard appeared as a grub-like sentient being with a red armored suit and a spear)...Come on, let's go mess with him!
  • LC-Guard #2: Uh, I don't know if that's a very good idea.
  • LC-Guard #1: Oh, no, it's fine, trust me. They have to keep a straight face, they're not allowed to move or react or anything. They're like those guards on Usuabloth. Watch this. (Makes funny faces at him similar in the manner of Rainbow Dash to a Royal Guard as he laughs)
  • LC-Guard #2: Uh, alright, that's enough.
  • LC-Guard #1: Oh, hell no, man, I'm just getting started. Heh, I wonder what happens when I reach over and take his spe- (He takes the spear, but the guard grabs his arm as he gasps)...(He throws the spear to the wall, then grapples him to a wall, picks up and spins the spear, and stabs the guy with it as his death-scream echoed, shocking LC-Guard #2, as he got the spear out and got back to position)
  • HC-Guard:...Touch this spear, and I'll f****** kill you! (LC-Guard #2 screams like a girl)

Present

  • Gazelle: Aye carumba!
  • Rea Buhl: The guard was a Gruid, too. Protip when you come across a Gruid, they are a militaristic and highly-volatile species, quick to anger, and are bred for combat, thus are ALWAYS prepared to fight. In fact, meet Xa Moxxlund in the MOF Command, and he'll tell you the same. I've heard that his combat skill is legendary. He shames fighters more competent than THOSE guys.
  • Sandy:... Right... We'll keep that in mind.
  • Thundera: That's a pretty sad existence for those guys.
  • Rea Buhl: I know, right? But the weak dummies back there didn't even know that's the reason for their promotion. Killebrew always keeps that fact a secret from them so they won't try and run away. He wants to end them as subtly as possible. So yeah, those here who make even the slightest wrong move get killed, especially since the best and most competent guards consist of highly-agitated species such as Gruids. It just saves Killebrew the trouble of killing them himself and sounding like more of a cruel jerk than the rest of the Underground.
  • Icky: That's... Clever, yet... Very unfair.
  • Po: Especially considering the best are the most physically fit and aggressive. How can we possibly deal with THAT?!?
  • Rea Buhl: Trust me, I have a plan to deal with THOSE guys in due time. Right now, we should worry about outsmarting the more competent guards down the line. But don't worry, when it comes to meeting guards with growing intelligence rating, you'll learn.
  • Icky: Good. Glad you brought that up. Who knows what could've happened if you didn't mention it.
  • Skipper: "So, you said this place is under the seafloor right? Any indication where?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Well according to the map..... We are at the heart of the Hackagon ocean itself."
  • Tollund: "Well Killebrew picked quite a location. The Heart of the Hackagon Sea is so deep, it almost looks bottomless. Even without hostilesed wildlife, finding the seafloor is impossablely hard, ergo, this base is the perfect hiding spot."
  • Icky: "So, safe bet that getting back-up's out of the question?"
  • Tollund: "For only until we can get exact cornordenence. Now let's keep moving."
  • The Group heads on, unaware that they're being stalked by a familier figure.

MOF Base

  • President Hackagon walks in concerned.
  • Sting: "(Sees Hackagon walking in.) Sir, be made assured that we are preparing for any forseeable attack. Knowing that Killebrew doesn't like to act when expected to, he'll take his sweet time to put everyone in a false sense of security."
  • President Hackagon: "That's not my current concerns at the moment! It's Glutus! I went to his estate to see if I can bring him into a better mood, but then, when I entered, he wasn't home, and one of his stronger weapons isn't there in his private gun cabinet! I'm afraid what we feared has happened. Glutus has went rouge!"
  • Sting: WHAT?!? But... But what happened to-
  • Hackagon: I'm afraid Jyssie has gone missing. I can't even contact her. Whatever happened to her, it's obvious that Glutus was involved.
  • Sting: But... But she was among the best the MOF could afford.
  • Hackagon: Well, I can assume the same thing could be said with Glutus. He was among the best the MOF had DESPITE his controversy. He must be pretty angry that the purge of the Underground was called off.
  • Sting: Should I contact Tamara and the others?
  • Hackagon: I already informed them. They're going to investigate.
  • Sting: Should I give them a little backup in case something happens?
  • Hackagon: I don't see who would wanna support someone like him. Believe me, nobody is gonna wanna help him.
  • Sting: Well, let's still be cautious about this. Besides, Tamara is one of us, so she'll gladly call for backup if things escalate. And what about Killebrew?
  • Hackagon: Send in all your Commanders for a imminent attack on any and all available Krooger Weapons Facilities and Warehouses all across the planet. Whatever happens, it ends now! And make sure to inform the Commission about Glutus' actions.
  • Sting: Yes, sir! (Buzzes off)
  • Hackagon: (Sighs)... What has this world come to?

Glutus's house.

  • The door was seen as Hope kicked it down.
  • Tamara: "Do you REALLY needed to kick down an unlocked door?"
  • Hope: "What? It was more dramatic like that."
  • The group entered.
  • Owen: "Please there be no body, please there be no body."
  • Ol' Timer: "If there's a body, then Glutus would know better then to leave it in his house."
  • Chiller Beans: "But so far there's no sign of blood or a struggle."
  • Sassy: "Maybe Glutus saw no benifit in killing a fellow MOF member and just did something to disable her in some way."
  • Rocko: "Maybe he asked her to go get some lunch and took the oppertunity to vanish?"
  • Ol' Timer: "Then explain why it wasn't reported sooner?"
  • Hope: ".... Tamara, is Jyssie as perfect as she's been discribed?"
  • Tamara: "Physically, she's awesome, but...... Thinking was never her strong suit. Poor thing was always known of leaving behind her weapons and her radio when your suppose to have them at all times and- (Sees a walkie-talkie-like communicater on the coffie table)...... Oh speak of the- OH GODS DARN IT, JYSSIE?!"
  • ???: "Yeah?"
  • A female deer-like enforcer was seeing holding several bags of food and a pizza box with the initials of C&C with the words Tessellate Mall on it.
  • Jyssie: "Oh hey Miss Tamara. I was just getting Mr. Glutus some lunch cause he was hungry. Ha-Yuck. He really wanted some C&C food and some Spica Pie, so I got'im some...... Hey, where IS Mr. Glutus?"
  • Hope: "...... Tam, please don't tell me this idiot was suppose to babysit a NOW ON THE LOOSE RENIGADE EX-GENERAL!?"
  • Tamara: "(Nerviously laughs)..... To be fair, she was physically stronger then Glutus, so, that made her quilifived?"
  • Jyssie: "What's everyone talking about?"
  • Tamara:... Jyssie, you DO realized that you just let Glutus get away, right?
  • Jyssie:... Oops.
  • Oggle: OOPS?!? Is the 'oops' REALLY going to fix this? This is a SERIOUS neglect for a probation officer like you. You realize you could get FIRED for this, right?
  • Hope: Come to think of it, why would a MORON like YOU ever come this close to being a probation officer? IS YOUR LINE OF WORK REALLY THIS STUPID?!? WHY WOULD THE MOF EVEN CONSIDER YOU THEIR BEST PROBATION OFFICER?!? WHO WOULD PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF WATCHING OVER A RENEGADE WHO HAS THE POTENTIAL TO CAUSE SERIOUS TROUBLE?!? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
  • Tamara: "SIS, THAT'S THE DAUGHTER OF A WELL RESPECTED SENATOR WHO FUNDS THE MOF YOUR INSULTING?!"
  • Hope makes a shocked face!
  • Hope: "Ohhhhh......."
  • Jyssie:... (Cries)... YOU THINK I WAS ALWAYS STUPID, YOU JERK?!?
  • Tamara: Oh, now you've done it!
  • Jyssie: I WASN'T ALWAYS THIS STUPID! I HAVE A BRAIN INFECTION THAT GAVE ME ADHD SINCE AN UNDERGROUNDER GAVE ME TWO DIFFERENT SKULL FRACTURES!!! I WAS A FLAWLESS PROBATION OFFICER!!! BUT THANKS TO THOSE SKULL FRACTURES INFECTING MY BRAIN WITH PSYCHO-CO-JUST-US-
  • Tamara: It's Psychococcus.
  • Jyssie: WHATEVER! A RARE BRAIN DISEASE THAT THRIVES BY LITERALLY SHARING THE MIND OF IT'S HOST. THE RESULT IS AN OVERWHELMED BRAIN THAT CANNOT PROCESS TWO OCCUPANTS, AND RESULTS IN BEHAVIORAL CHANGES INCLUDING ADHD!!!
  • Hope:... I... Didn't really realised that. I was just asking why you went into such an important responsibility-
  • Jyssie: SO WHAT RIGHT DO YOU ALL HAVE TO JUDGE ME FOR SOMETHING I COULDN'T HELP, HUH?!? MAYBE YOU DO DESERVE TO BE IN THE UNDERGROUND!!! (Hope was hurt for such words as Jyssie continued crying)
  • Oggle: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER?!?
  • Tamara: OGGLE, THAT'S ENOUGH! Can't you see the two are in a huge misunderstanding?
  • Hope: (Sobs) Jyssie, I am SO sorry, I had no idea you had a brain disease!
  • Sassy: So, why are you still in the MOF if your that dysfunctional?
  • Tamara: "Because her father, the senator, wants her to keep the job reguardless. He fired a commissioner who threatened to think otherwise because his daughter means the world to him."
  • Oggle: Well, why would someone wanna send YOU to watch over someone as dangerous as Glutus? If your father wants you to keep this job, then wouldn't it make more sense if you were put with someone with little brain capacity like yours? I mean, watching over Glutus is CLEARLY not up your alley. Surely they knew something like THIS would happen. Again, it makes no sense.
  • Tamara: "Again, her father wants her to feel like she's actselly of worth, so, he twisted the commissioners arms to allow her to keep the job. Another one was fired for trying to refuse."
  • Oggle:... That's still quite a risky move. Surely, he must realize that if Glutus hurts, or Heaven forbid, kills someone after all this, then everyone's gonna blame him, order his impeach, AND result in MORE Undergrounders if the problem escalates. And WE'VE CLEARLY HAD ENOUGH OF THOSE AS IT IS!
  • Tamara: Sadly, he says it's of no concern to him.
  • Oggle:... And yet you wonder why Undergrounders exist?
  • Tamara: Well, don't get mad at him! This is the first time he's tried this out. Jyssie has been in minor duties all her life since her infection.
  • Hope: Maybe that was a good thing!
  • Tamara: HOPE!
  • Hope: LOOK, THIS IS STILL A HUGE MISTAKE!!! JYSSIE'S FATHER IS STILL GONNA FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR NOT LISTENING TO REASON! He was warned of the risks, and now he's gonna pay the price for it.
  • Jyssie: (Sobbing)... Really?
  • Tamara:... You might be right. We can't let this happen.
  • Oggle: Uh, guys, if you hadn't noticed, SOMEONE'S ON THE LOOSE, AND WE NEED TO STOP HIM!
  • Tamara: But we can't just let Jyssie's father be admonished for doing something for her daughter.
  • Oggle: OH, PLEASE, THE GUY DIDN'T LISTEN TO REASON BEFORE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'LL LISTEN TO US?!? He'll fire YOU like he did to so many others.
  • Tamara:... Good point.
  • Ol' Timer: Then the only one who can talk some sense into him and NOT be fired is the President.
  • Tamara: I agree. (On oPhone) Mr. President, I need to talk with you concerning... Senator Vygmus.

Tessellate Mall

  • Senator Vygmus: (The mall had an appearance similar to that of the inside of the Axiom in WALL-E, with holographic advertising, monorails with glass-domed trains, lots of red, yellow, blue, cyan, white, purple, and pink coloration and lights, 6 floors, and white metals with pigmented red, yellow, blue, cyan, purple, and pink plates of metal. Senator Vygmus appeared with lunch)
  • Waiter: Mr. Senator? The President has come to see you. He says it has something to do with your daughter.
  • Senator Vygmus: Well, I can assume she did a good job?
  • Waiter:... Errrrr....
  • Senator Vygmus:... Bring him here. (President Hackagon appeared)... What is it, Mr. President?
  • Hackagon: Senator, I know you hate this, but we need to talk about your daughter. I was told that Glutus tricked her into coming here to get him lunch, allowing him to just ran off. All the while, she left behind her radio and weapon.
  • Senator Vygmus:... Oh, dear!
  • Hackagon: You realize that people are going to blame you if someone gets hurt or killed.
  • Senator Vygmus: It's no concern of mine whether it hurts people. Jyssie's a good girl.
  • Hackagon: It'll BE your concern if people are suddenly demanding you be impeached. After all, you WERE warned by those people you fired, right? I can't protect you from people forever, Vygmus. This IS a democracy after all.
  • Senator Vygmus: "Mr. President, remember that I am the only funder for the mof. If I get removed, the MOF gets disbanned by loss of funding. And in light of our current situation, I know you don't want that. No other senator or political figure would attempt another force like the MOF after how badly Glutus ruined the idea for everyone."
  • President Hackagon: "An unfortunately fair point, but-"
  • Senator Vygmus: "So what's more impourent Mr. President? Short-term gain with long term damage, or short term damage with long term gain?"
  • President Hackagon: "..... I see your point."
  • Senator Vygmus: "So you'll just have to remind the people that and they'll get over it. Besides, Glutus is most likely gonna go after the Underground anyway. The closest he'll harm are those animals anyway. The odds of him harming anyone not an undergrounder are slim, and those lougers and HA members can defend themselves well enough, so even if Glutus targets them, there's no chance he'll harm anyone."
  • President Hackagon: "Another fair point, but, the matter is that they were hoping Glutus would not return to be a problem. And if they found out that the probation officer was tremendusly flawwed and it was like that cause of you, well, they won't be so kind or persaided off by your impourence to Mieber."
  • Senator Vygmus: "Oh contraire, Mr. President. My brother is one of the minor but influenceal enough councilers in the Grand Council. If they had a problem with me, they have a problem with them. And laprogs would not dare bite the hands that feed them. If my brother knew that those vigilanties gave me problems for something my poor Jyssie couldn't help, they will lose the Grand Council's respect and trust. Now Mr. President, please over all remember that Jyssie needs to feel she's impourent to the grand sceame of things. Or else she'll never be happy. And we know what happened the last time someone with mental conditions wasn't happy with how things worked. And that someone tooked your brother from you. I don't want my Jyssie to become another Killebrew, just because some unappresiative fool couldn't handle Jyssie's speical needs! She's all I got left in this miserable world, and I'll be cursed if I let even a Hackagon ruin her life for an honest mistake! And don't dare think just because your president doesn't mean I can't make your life miserable too! No MOF means Mieber becomes a rebeler playground! And people will blame you for losing their only addiquite enough force! Am I clear enough for you, Mr. President?"
  • President Hackagon: ".... As clear as glass..... I'm sorry for bothering you, Senator."
  • Senator Vygmus: "I am glad we came to an understanding, Mr. President. Just make sure the people are aware of my impourence, and it'll be bridage under the water."
  • President Hackagon left.

Later...

  • Hope: HIS BROTHER IS A MINOR GRAND COUNCILLOR?!?
  • Tamara: Minor, but enfluenceal. That means the Grand Council takes his word seriosuly, even over the heroes. Afraid that means that the Grand Council will not trust the lougers anymore if they spoke out.
  • Hope:... I feel like that's a pretty weak excuse to neglect the consequences. I'm sure even the Grand Council would agree that he's taking his love for his daughter way too seriously. He FAILS to realize that he might've run the risk of making the Underground angrier than they are now thanks to sending her disabled daughter to watch over a dangerous renegade. Even if he thinks that only the Underground will be harmed by Glutus, he fails to realize that he'll anger them more to the point where non-Undergrounders will be harmed, and when they discover that the Undergrounders were set off by Glutus who got away because of Jyssie, then he STILL won't be safe.
  • Sassy: Especially when the threat of destroying the MOF in the process will be all but useless since, you know, people think less about them already thanks to Glutus.
  • Tamara: "That's not really gonna be the case, guys. Sometimes, it doesn't work like that. Cause Glutus is is not general anymore, the MOF can't be blamed for this, and in turn, Vygmus can't be blamed. If anything, the people might not really bother hating on Vygmus because, in all fairness, it's not like Vyg ASKED Glutus to be a crazo. That's something Glutus is doing on his own. And it doesn't matter if people don't think highly of the MOF. The MOF still is the only thing standing between them and the Undergrounders' path to a world of absolute choas. They would not dare chase away their only defence just to punish Vyg. And to be fair, the Undergrounders would still give us problems reguardless of what happens to Glutus, so it's not like people would turn on Vyg for something the undergrounders were gonna do reguardless. It's like he's said, it'll be a short-term gain with long-term damage."
  • Ol' Timer: "So what, we're suppose to just ignor this mistake?"
  • Tamara: "More like, we just focus on getting Glutus. No point in worring about Vyg... For now."
  • Sassy: She may be right. If nothing is gonna effect Vyg either way, then no use crying over spilled Klaver Milk.
  • Tamara: Alright, let's go find Glutus.
  • Ol'Timer: "He's likely to have already head to the underground base by now and....... Wait a minute, where's Hope?"
  • Tamara: "..... UGH?! THE CRAZY GIRL RAN OFF WITHOUT US!?"
  • Oggle: Oh, for the love of a cussword, why would she do that?!?
  • Ol' Timer: "Like it's not already clear? She wishes to settle things with Glutus herself. She perfered to not have us be endangered by going along with her and risk getting harmed by Glutus. She's indeed a brave young girl."
  • Tamara: Well, it's still quite a risky move to make. She could get killed without any of her equipment. Glutus IS a fighting marvel after all.
  • Oggle: Yeah, well, so is Hope. She must think that, because she's dodged him for so long, she can take him on her own.
  • Tamara: We can't let that happen! We gotta stop her! (They head off)

Meanwhile...

  • Hope: (She was going down the flusher with a hazmat suit, and swam all the way through until she reached land)... Whew! (Sighs) Great! Thanks to some senator's un-thought-out move, my hated enemy is on the loose. He's going to make the situation worse unless SOMEONE takes him out. And it looks like it has to be me!
  • Hope ventures on. She eventally reaches the Iobrog area.
  • Hope: ".... Strange lack of Iobrog activity here. Safe bet the heroes have been here. Yet no dead ones? Why do I have a feeling that it was because of the Barnity-look-a-like? She totally looks like the hippy sort. In that case either way, I better play incognito." (As she snuck through, hidden iobrogs appeared in hidden shadows)... Alright. Seems clear enough. (She quietly leaps across ledges and bodies of water)... Whew! (Tentacles appeared behind her in the water)... Now, to figure out which way the heroes went.... Where the f*** am I going?!? (Sighs) Stupid MOF confiscating my phone! (She non-clalently walks off as the tenticles miss!) Glutus or not, that still stinks!
  • Hope fines a feather.
  • Hope: "(Picks it up)..... (Sniffs), OH! That is diffently the stench of that ugly bird guy. And I think being down here doesn't compliment the smell in the slightist! Seriously, is colone not a thing for him? It smells like they went, (as tenticles rise behind her) THAT WAY!"
  • Hope runs off again as the tenticles miss again!
  • She arrives to the area where the Lougers entered the base, as it was completely flooded.
  • Hope: "Well, that's a bust. The entrance is flooded. (The iobrogs appeared behind her) Perhaps there's a pump around here somewhere. (Jumps off as the iobrog missed seizing her as it fell in the water. She climbs the entire area)... (Sighs) If I had my oPhone, I could navigate this place much easier. God, this day! (The iobrogs fail to catch her as she moves out of the way and gurgle-scream as they fall into the water again)... Where is it? Where is it? (Finds a pump) Ah, this might be it.
  • Hope pulls the lever, drains the enterence and gets back down and through the door as she closes the glass door as two Iogrogs tried a last-ditch effert to pounce but comicly smacked into the glass instead, Hope never noticing it as they humoriously slide down.
  • Hope: "Not even a single Iobrog. Oh well, I guessed the heroes scared them off."
  • Hope marches on.
  • Iobrog 1: (Gurgles) ("It is JUST not our day today, Frank!")
  • Iobrog 2: (Gurgles) ("Ahhhhhhhh, shut up!")

Underground Base

  • Killebrew: (Comes out) Attention, all Undergrounders! I'm afraid we have bad news. It appears that the couriers I sent to collect the supplies needed to build the R.W.A.C haven't reported in several hours. I fear that they might've been captured. The heroes are onto us quicker than we expected. And given how they know about this location, we might be under attack soon! I'm afraid we have no choice! Intsead of the more preferable attacks at least a few months from now, maybe a year or so, we're forced to embrace the riskier plans to attack now! I want everyone to do what they can to finish this job as fast as you can. Get me weapons, get me supplies for the Tank, and if you can, bring me the heads of my enemies! We have come TOO far to be taken down. WE SHALL SEE THIS JOB THROUGH, OR DIE TRYING! (The rebellion cheered) Now, let's kick some asswipes! (They cheered)

Meanwhile...

  • Gazelle: (Sees a vision of this)... Oh, boy! Guys, Killebrew just discovered we're onto him, and is planning an attack on the surface.
  • Icky: Aw, darn it! We'll never make it to him in time.
  • Tollund: I got an idea. We go out of our way to make all of the attackers focus on us. Then lead them all into a trap. That way, an attack would be avoided.
  • Rea Buhl: Uh, that's not going to work on ALL Undergrounders! Killebrew, despite his disability, is too smart and too determined to fall for anything like a trap. He'll only send half of his forces to get us, and the other half to plan the invasions. If you think that Killebrew would let his forces fall into a trap, you're clearly underestimating him. He hasn't avoided arrest THIS long just for something like THAT.
  • Duke: "Then we need something that not even the most obedient to Killebrew or with even some form of average intelligence would ignor."
  • Gazelle sees some kegs of beer.
  • Gazelle: "...... I got an idea. I need the strong guys to carry those kegs."
  • The Strongest of the Lougers did that.
  • Gazelle: "There's one thing they'll gladly ignor Killebrew over..... And that's alcahol."
  • Sandy: "Good thinking Gazelle. The minute beer gets invovled, no body's gonna pay attention to Killebrew for anything."
  • The heroes ran off.
  • ???: That's right, Reabby! Bring me to the pest's hive! I'll end that Killebrew slime before they even know I was here! (He continues to sneak off)

Meanwhile...

  • Tamara: (The group make it through the flooded flusher systems)... I can't believe Hope's going after Glutus alone! What is she thinking?!?
  • Oggle: Well, do remember that she's had quite a grudge against the guy.
  • Tamara: But that's no reason to just charge into something that she's not prepared for. Even with parkour and combat experience, she could get killed.
  • Owen: I'm sure we'll find her, Tamara.
  • Chiller Beanz: "That's right, Tam. (The Iobrog queen rose from behind Beans to everyone's shock) We don't even know the meaning of the word fear- (His eyes engorged at the queen, who gurgles mischievously as she shows a dictionary, albeit a bit filthy and from the garbage, on Page F.)... (Sounding scared and spoke at a quick pace) Fear, noun. A state of terror., an unpleasant emotion caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous, likely to cause pain, or a threat. "drivers are threatening to quit their jobs in fear after a cabby's murder. Synonyms: terror, fright, fearfulness, horror, alarm, panic, agitation, trepidation, dread, consternation, dismay, distress; anxiety, worry, angst, unease, uneasiness, apprehension, apprehensiveness, nervousness, nerves, perturbation, foreboding; informal: the creeps, the shivers, the willies, the heebie-jeebies, jitteriness, twitchiness, flatterflies (in the stomach) (As he continued, everyone,but the queen who was amused by this, were confused) "he felt fear at entering the house" phobia, aversion, antipathy, dread, bugbear, nightmare, horror, terror; anxiety, neurosis; informal: hang-up! (SCREAMS AS THE QUEEN ATTEMPTS TO SWIPE!?)"
  • Tamara: "EVASIVE ACTION!?"
  • They dodged as the Queen attacked and ran away, as she gave chase!
  • Owen: (Screams like a girl as he runs very fast, so fast that the others are unable to keep up)
  • Timer (being held by Beans): OWEN, WAIT!!! (Sighs) Curse his good running skills! (They all acrobatically got across several ledges with their parkour training as the Iobrog Queen scaled the surfaces quickly, and they reached a river of wastewater and a dead end)
  • Tamara: DEAD END! (The Iobrog Queen gurgled at them ominously)
  • Timer: (Froze time, and then restored it after building a raft out of the scrap in the room)... Get on!
  • Tamara:... Whoa! Your powers are quite impressive.
  • Timer: Less grat, more raft! (They jumped on as they travelled down the wastewater path as the Iobrog queen gurgled for reinforcements as more iobrogs slithered, dived, and swam in after them)
  • Oggle: Whew! Slick move!
  • Tamara: (Checks oPhone)... Alright, this should take us to an extremely-isolated Underground bunker. No signs of activity there, so it should be one giant leap ahead.
  • Oggle: Easy enough.
  • Owen: Except for... THEM! (Iobrogs appeared gurgling and formed their own raft with an antique pirate flag, and this music played)
Mirror's Edge Music - The Boat (Assassin Battle)

Mirror's Edge Music - The Boat (Assassin Battle)

  • Chiller:... Okay, I never thought these guys to be the mocking type.
  • Tamara: Relax. (Takes out her gun) Setting to stun- (They swipe the gun and use it against her) WHOA! HOW THE HECK ARE THEY SHOOTING AT ME, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FINGERS!!!
  • Timer: So, these squeegees wanna play pirate, do they? Well, let's see how they deal with a time- (They inked him in the eyes) AAAHHH!! OH, F**** ****** ***** ******, THAT STINGS! (The Iobrogs high-tentacled each other) THE PAIN, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!!!
  • Chiller: (The iobrogs board their raft) Oh, no, you DON'T! (Lashes his tail at the iobrog, knocking it into the water)
  • Owen: (Iobrogs corner him) Uh, guys, you don't wanna eat me! I lived in the Underground! You must know how those guys have BAD hygeine, right? You'll be sick for weeks!
  • Tamara: Iobrogs have digestive acid powerful enough to destroy bacteria, Owen!
  • Owen:... Oh... Well, I'm screwed! (The iobrog with the gun fired as Tamara dodged and the stun blast accidentally hit the iobrog cornering Owen, knocking him into the water)
  • Sassy: (Lashes her tail at the last iobrog as he falls in the water)... Whew! That was close! (The iobrogs gurgled as they used several pipes to launch themselves toward the group like a slingshot, launching them back towards them)
  • Oggle:... OH, COME ON, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE SEMI-SENTIENT?!?
  • Chiller: And we're starting to reach a dead end! (They find a barred dead end)
  • Tamara: (Gets her gun back, changes settings, and it fires a heat blast that melts the bars) DUCK! (They lay on their backs, allowing them to slide through as the iobrogs miss them while hitting the water. They then squeeze through alternate pipe lines, and appear further from them as they exit the tight space)
  • Iobrog #3: ("Peek-a-boo!")
  • Owen: (Wilhelm screams and punches an iobrog into the water out of sheer spasm)...
  • Oggle:... Owen!
  • Tamara: Whoa!
  • Owen:... HAH! TAKE THAT, YOU MEASELY LITTLE- (They grab him and drag him into the water) AAHH!!
  • Oggle: OWEN! (Dives in after him, and the two underwater are constantly moving due to the current, and they pull on Owen)
  • Chiller: (Lifts the two out and punches the iobrog, freeing the two)... Next time, don't gloat like a jackwagon.
  • Owen: Well, excuse me! (The iobrogs appeared again)
  • Oggle: OH, COME ON, THESE GUYS JUST WON'T QUIT!!! (They smash the raft, knocking them into the water, but before they can advance, they are knocked off course by rapids, which scramble them across the water, tossing the group cartoonishly onto a remaining portion of the destroyed raft)
  • Tamara:... That was... TOO close!... (They reach another rapids just as soon as the iobrogs restore their focus)
  • Chiller: SON OF A CUSSING CUSSWOOOOOORRRRDD!!! (They endured the rapids again until they fell down a waterfall into a large pool as they got onto surface)
  • Oggle: (They were exhausted)... That... Was... AWESOME! (Punches Tamara in the shoulder) YEAH! WHOSE UP FOR ROUND TWO?!?... (They looked sternly at him)... (Chuckles, and gurgling was heard behind them as the iobrogs, and the Iobrog Queen, closed in on them)
  • Tamara:... (Cries in exhaust)... WOULD YOU GIVE A GIRL A BREAK?!?... (Sighs heavily in exhaust)
  • Owen: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIII-HIII-HIII-HIIIE!!!
  • The Bunker doors open as an Undergrounder holding trash comes out and dumps it down.
  • The Undergrounder looks to see the small group and the Iobrogs in surprise.
  • Undergrounder: "WHAT THE FU-"
  • The Group charges pass the surprise trash thrower as the Iobrogs charged in after them in a stampede of tenticles!
  • After the stampede, the undergrounder was found comicly and catoonishly flatten.
  • Undergrounder: "....... I never should've quit dental school."

Battle station grounds.

  • Large Waves of Undergrounders are waiting in front of a stargate light device as Killebrew and his assusiates are at the command.
  • Killebrew: "Prepare for attacks on the surface soon, Undergrounders. Get ready to die for freedom if it has to come to it. Let nothing get by you, for it's time for-"
  • ???: "Ohhhh Booooooys...... And any possable girls."
  • The Undergrounders all turned surprised to see Gazelle.
  • Gazelle: "..... Who wants a drink? (Dramaticly spins around to reveil the Strong Lougers holding the kegs while jazzy trumpent music plays.)"
  • Shrek: "You boys are sure ya don't want a pint before dying for a cause debatably worth fighting for?"
  • Missing Link: "It's extra brain-cell killy!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "AND IT'S FREEEEEE!"
  • Patrick: "They're drunkingly delicious!"
  • Icky: "(Dressed like a snazzy salesmen) Garrentied to make you more illeditable to ride a dang car or your fancy furturistic anything or your non-existent money back!"
  • Iago: "(As a lawyer) We're not respondsable for liver failure!"
  • Undergrounders: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!"
  • The Undergrounders charged away from the grounds and torwords the quickly running away heroes!
  • Killebrew: "NO NO NO NO?! STOP YOU IDIOTS!? (Nobody listens) DON'T F****** IGNORE ME, GET BACK HERE!!! (They were gone)... (Does a natural bullath groan in aggravation)... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE DOWN HERE?!? I THOUGHT THEY'D BE BETTER THAN THAT, FOR F***'S SAKE!!! WHY WAS I SURROUNDED BY COMPLETE IDIOTS WHO OBCESSED OVER BEER AND DRUGS AND-.... Oh yeah, that's the main point why they're even in a rebelion........ (Naturally groans again and smashes his head on a wall)... (Growls)... This has JUST not been my day! (Growls) Smooth, Nose, Stalky, get to the radio towers, and get these WORTHLESS asses back on their feet before they fall into whatever long time seen coming trap those guys have for the-"
  • Mr. Smooth was sent flying off the command and down to the ground, while Mr. Nose and Mr. Stalky backed away in fear and retreated!
  • Rea Buhl was seen.
  • Rea Buhl:... Knock-knock!
  • Killebrew: Oh-ho-ho-HO, Rea Buhl! Good to see you again, old friend. Though to be fair, in light of recent events, that's no longer the case. Pretty bold of you to come face to face with me, though, I admire the spunk.
  • Rea Buhl: Cut the politeness junk, Killebrew, we know it's ultamately fruitless. Your reign of terror has come to an end, Killebrew! Nobody in the Underground is leaving until you see an appointment with justice!
  • Killebrew: Dear Rea, you know well enough why this is impourent to me! Corruptive Sun or otherwise, it shouldn't've been used as an excuse to justify the end of the Killer Brew. The Hackagons took away a beloved legacy, a legacy I want back! If making Mieber return to it's roots of it's famous alcahol and drug industries means total anarchy, I find that a reasonable trade-off. A corruptive sun shouldn't justify robbing people of many famous Killer Brew beers and fine wines!
  • Rea Buhl: "It shouldn't be used as an excuse, that is true, but it is a justification for these extremes. I'm sorry for your family's legacy all the same, but your not in your right mind to do it, and no, I wasn't just talking about your autisum, I meant that your corrupted by the Corruptus Sun. I may not be able to fix everything wrong about you, but I'll at the least save you from yourself AND the sun. That's the best favor I can return for making me encourage your anarchical behavior."
  • Killebrew: "How noble of you..... Too bad it's gonna end with you being twisted up like a circus gymnastics preformer when I get a hold of you."
  • Rea Buhl: I'd like you to try it! (The two enter a tense stand-off)

Back to the heroes.

  • The Lougers, Gazelle, and the HA are seen being chased by the undergrounders while some of the stronger lougers are holding kegs for some reason!
  • Duke Weaselton: "Gazzy, I think your plan worked TOO WELL!?"
  • Gazelle: "JUST TRUST ME GUYS!? THOUGH ALL THE SAME, I'M SORRY FOR DRAGGING US INTO THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH!? I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE THIS EFFECTIVE!?"
  • Icky: "It's ok! At least we're leading the big crowds away!"
  • Gazelle: "Still I wish I can make up for this!"
  • Spongebob: "YOU CAN START BY NOT DYING AND RUN!?" (The Heroes scream as the rebelers chased them!)
  • The scene stops!
  • Western voice: "And THAT's how the misfits got caught being chased by an army of incredably unintelligent rebels..... And it's done about to get crazier from here."
  • The scene resumes!
  • The Group reached a certain point where there was a center room with any direction possable as spliting rebel groups surrounded the heroes carring the Kegs.
  • The Rebels were about to finally capture the heroes when-
  • A roaring gurgle was heard.
  • Everyone was surprised..... All but Gazelle......
  • Gazelle: "......... Right, on, cue."
  • Gazelle used her uniter keyblade to lift everyone up in the air with engry force, as the Undergrounders stared in confusion.
  • The Gruid higher guard came in.
  • Higher Guard: "WHAT'RE YOU MISERABLE GRUBS DOING WASTING ABOUT?! YOU ALL ARE SUPPOSE TO-"
  • The Gurgling roars get louder.
  • Higher Guard: "..... To........ Prepare for..... (The Gurgles get closer) The attack?"
  • Tamara and friends ran through the crowds as quickly as they could!
  • Oggle: "HEY GUYS, I MIGHT WANNA CONSIDER RUNNING IF I WAS YOU!?"
  • Ol'Timer: "EVEN YOU, GRUID!?"
  • Higher Guard: "Wha- (The Gurgles are as loud as ever!) (The Higher guard looks with great concern as from afar, swarms of Iogrogs and their queen are fast approuching!)...... EVACUATE!? IOBROG BREACH!?"
  • The Undergrounders began to panic, scream and run away from the advancing and gurgling Iogrogs and their queen as some unlucky undergrounders get snag to their doom!
  • The Undergrounders get chased out of the room as the Iogrogs followed forth, even their queen!
  • It was shown that Tamara and friends hid away in the top of the doorway and waited until all stragglers have left!
  • They gotten down from there.
  • Tamara: "..... Ok, finding Hope is not gonna be as easy as I hoped."
  • The Lougers and HA levitated back down.
  • Tollund: "(Sighs), Let me guess..... Something went wrong with Glutus and now he's aiming to cause trouble?"
  • Tamara and the group gotten nervious....
  • Tamara: "(Laughs)..... Perhaps, Jyssie wasn't entirely perfect for Glutus in terms of, intelligence. She, was tricked into going to buy some food for him and neglected her devices, now Glutus is down here with one of his strongest weapons, the Transpond Mark 8921, Body Burn Edition! A powerful rifle with a mean punch!"
  • Tollund: "GAAOOOOWWWW?! CONFOUND THAT SENATOR VYGMUS?! I respect the guy wanting to make his daughter happy, BUT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?! Let me guess, Hackagon couldn't be able to do much, so now Hope's gone after Glutus?"
  • Tamara: "And we need to find her so-"
  • Tollund: "No....... We don't need to...... Glutus is her battle. She WANTS it that way. She doesn't want to take Glutus down with help, or he'll never shut up about her being the cowerd she's been accused of by him. I want her to be able to congure her personal demons on her own, just like how Rea's gonna handle Killebrew himself. They need to have this. If we interfeared, it'll haunt them for the rest of their lifes, that they'll never be in peace that they can never congure their past on their own if they always need back up for something, Tamara."
  • Tamara: "Please tell me you haven't forgotten how dangerious these guys are and-"
  • Tollund: "I didn't..... And neither has Hope and Rea. But we need to let them have this, Tamara. Don't you dare forget how brave and truely strong your sister is, and don't dare forget that Rea's a Hackagon. Don't matter if Killebrew's a brute and Glutus a highly trained ex-general. They're truthfully nothing to a pair of real heroes like Rea and your sister."
  • Gazelle: "Besides, there's a reason why I used my prediction to know about the Iogrogs coming here to begin with..... I also discovered something grim..... Killebrew and Glutus are nothing but vessels, for a dark force using them all this time. And it's something OTHER then the sun."

Battle Station Grounds

  • Killebrew and Rea still have their stand-off.
  • Rea Buhl: "....... Your defeat will signify to even the dumbest rebel that you are not as strong as you promised.
  • Farre Killebrew: "..... No pressure in losing then. If it's any consulation, I think your brother's a good sport.... It's a shame I hate him for being a Hackagon."
  • Rea Buhl: "It doesn't have to be like this, Farre. We'll help you and cure you of this corruption."
  • Farre Killebrew: "(Laughs), Your like the weak-skin Flatter Fly larva. Optimisitc but futile. Thanks to my child-like mentality and sunny disposition, I'll NEVER be free of the corruptus sun. And I suspect that no SANE person will ever forgive me. Not even your high and mighty brother. I would sooner be left to rot in prison then to be given a clean bill of redemption."
  • Rea Buhl: "It never hurts to try, Killebrew."
  • Farre Killebrew: "Easy for you to say, lad. Your brother loves you enough that he'll erase your screw-ups like they were just like a bad day at school. The things I did can't be ignored or forgiven, EVEN BEFORE the terrorisum stunts! What your doing is like trying to reform a demon. You'll just waste breath."
  • Rea Buhl: "Your no demon Farre..... Your just a crazed broken bullth that needs to be stopped.... All the same."
  • ???: (The silhouette from before was seen revealing himself to be Glutus with a highly-powered blaster rifle and with his infrared visors)... (Sees the stand-off between Farre and Rea). Time to finish this! (Cocks his gun, and aims the gun at Killebrew's head)...
  • ???: NOT SO FAST! (Glutus turned around to see Hope coming out of the shadows.)
  • Glutus:... I'd be surprised if I haven't predicted YOU would come after me, Hope..... Though I noticed a very strong absince of your assusiates...... Are you alone?
  • Hope: That's right, Glutus!
  • Glutus:.... If I was the mocking type, I'd insult your desire to face me alone. But all the same. You surely realise that I didn't earned the general position out of being a Yateron. I earned that position cause of how powerful my training has made me. In a stragtiget sense, going after me alone is inadvisable..... Unless...... Do you consider fighting me a matter of personal honor? Like how Rea is to Killebrew? Him I get cause of his Hackagon status, but what do YOU have to benifit from this loner attempt?
  • Hope: This is between the both of us, Glutus! I've dodged you for far too long to let you make the situation worse than it already is. And for why I'm doing this, it's because of what you did to my parents....
  • Glutus: (Chuckles) Alchourse, I should've known..... This goes back to your parents..... It was never anything personal, Qounners. Your parents were making serious threats and I responded like what any other enforcer would've in that situation. For what it was worth, I aimed to ensure you and Tamara were going to be given better lifes had it not been for Tollund's flights of fancy provisions.
  • Hope: It doesn't matter if you meant anything about what you did or not. I don't care even about the fact that you weren't even the one who shot my parents. Not even because of them being idiots about something they didn't understood. I don't even care if everything was Killebrew's fault. You messed with my family. Tecnecalities don't matter to me. I am to bring forth a justice long dodged by you. The origianl intention of the rebelion was to get rid of you. It just got lost by a sea of drunken and high stupidity made worse by a crudstorm of terrorisum. Also, Rea deserves to be the one to get Killebrew. You'll just screw everything up again. And you done enough of that in not just today, but this, very, lifetime. Now that being said, I'm sorry about your own family, but the thing is, you still had them before the rebelion happened and during the protest mess. So I can't say if their deaths are relivent to all this.
  • Glutus: Your very brave for this, young lady. But at least you still have your older sister Tamara to return to. I, have no one left. Killebrew took all my family away and meant it! That is why I have to do this. It is NOT just to have the satisfaction of taking down this dying rog of a rebelion. It's to atthive justice of my own for what that insane beast did to me. So, as a fellow being who lost a family, I implore you. Back down, let me end Killebrew, and then we'll settle this at a lezurious time, or I won't hesitate to make this quick and painless.
  • Hope: You know I can't, Glutus. Even without Killebrew, you'll only continue to be the poster boy of goverment irresponsability. There'll always be someone who wants you gone. Killebrew is not a one in a million abermition. He's only a niche that will be replaced soon enough. You know how this will end, Glutus. I've dodged you countless times Even with a gun like that, it's not gonna work.
  • Glutus:.... Very well, you brave little ape. Shall we TEST THAT THOREY!? (Fires his gun at a quick speed as battle music began)!
OST Mirror’s Edge Catalyst - I am Faith

OST Mirror’s Edge Catalyst - I am Faith

  • Glutus:.. HAH! You think the shadows can save you? (He uses his infrared visors to locate her, and constantly keeps firing at her location with all the functions the weapon had) SLIPPERY LITTLE BRAT! (Continues firing for 10 seconds)
  • Hope: (She jumps in front of him) Hi-Ya!! (She knocks the gun from his hands and the two fight in hand-to-hand combat)... THIS... STOPS... HERE! (Kicks Glutus to the ground)
  • Glutus:.... Your opitisum is cute but blind! (Glutus turned onto his frontal side, push-ups back up and takes out his small pistol, firing at Hope as she dodges in slow-motion)
  • The music continues as Glutus and Hope have their disbute, which eventally lead to Hope surprisingly fighting and mostly overwealming Glutus dispite his size and better training, as Hope did a power kick that Glutus blocked but the force had him slide-standing up abit away from Hope! The music finishes Glutus perfectly acknowledged that there's more to Hope then her appearence...
  • Glutus: "Good thing I know not to underestimate even my most unseemly of oppendents. But it's obvious I can't afford to play with you forever, Hope! I have a beast to hunt first, then I'll settle this old as time score."
  • Hope: (Glutus reaches for his rifle, but Hope grabbed it and aimed it at him)
  • Glutus:... (Laughs).... Go ahead and shoot me.... (Laughs) Get the satisfaction of revenge, Qounners.
  • Hope:........ You really don't think that highly of me, do ya Glutes? I'm not a murderer! I never have been, even after so many years of being in the Underground! There's a fine line between justice and revenge, Glutes. Revenge is what you wanted. Justice is what I want.
  • Glutus: Ironicly enough..... It's what your parents would've wanted.
  • Hope: In a way, thanks to Tollund, I'm not as stupid as my parents like you would've wanted. Maybe they would've taken you down for good, and maybe if this was before I knew better, you can bet your GIANT ASS I would've done it without even saying ANYTHING! But both my old and new friends expect me to be better then you. And not just because it's the right thing to do. But because of the very thing the MOF tries to protect us from. You ironicly ended up being a patsy to it. The Corruptus radiation makes you no different than the Underground OR Killebrew!
  • Glutus: You DARE compare me to Killebrew?!? (Hope pointed the gun on his chin)... For all that is of worth, these actions I commited, even if they were unpleaseing, at least it was to PROTECT the glorious utopia the Hackagons created.
  • Hope: And that's fine and dandy for a FORMERLY nessersary evil. Problem is, you did it while ending up making Killebrew look creditable to even a Hackagon. Feel free to hide behind self-rightious bro-ha-ha all ya want, Glutes. It's all too true.
  • Glutus: Oh, as if you're any better, Ms. I Let An Innocent Joker Seemingly Get Beaten To Death And/Or Near Cripplisation! (Hope was surprised)... You didn't think I wouldn't attempt to understand the rotines of the underground alittle better, did you? Even after I arrested Randel? I mean, it's fine that you felt dishonored by the young Joke member's shenanigans, but you CLEARLY don't understand Jokilivian culture very well, Qounners. That mischivious behavior is done out of love, and most likely like any other undergrounder, you rejected it because of pride. That means you are hardly an inprovement as well.
  • Hope: You think you can judge me for a mistake like THAT, CONSIDERING OF WHAT YOUR GUILTY OFF?!? First off, you and the MOF weren't exactly kind to the Jokes either!?
  • Glutus: "Well excuse ME if they were violating the peace with their jokes and pranks! Jokilivians are infamous for that!"
  • Hope: Secondly, You of all people, let alone ANY MOF higher up, should know damn well that the Underground is too unpredictable. I had no idea that Randel was just messing around.
  • Glutus: Still, you let him to his doom. That's the behavior of an Undergrounder! So go ahead and shoot me. Be a monster! The monster you always have been!
  • Hope:... (Gets angry)... NOT A MONSTER LIKE YOU! (Smashes the gun to pieces)
  • Glutus:... Ya know, young lady...... THAT TRANSPOND WASN'T EXACTLY A CHEAP WEAPON!!! (The music continues as he took out a stun baton) SET TO KILL! (The stun baton jolts with electricity)
  • Hope: WHOA, BOY! (She dodges every attack and hides)...
  • Glutus: Hiding again, are we? (Uses his visors again and fires his pistol at her) I've come too far to let you get in my way, you menace! When I'm finished with you, I'm coming after Killebrew, and the Underground will perish along with him, guns or no guns! Please know that I mean no ill will torwords your sister for what is to become of you. I am only doing my job, and it simeply requires me to do this simple ojective: eliminatng anything that's a threat to the beautful utopias of Mieber..... Even if they barely lived a full life. I don't discriminate threats by their age, Qounners. If anyone has desires to harm the hard work of the Hackagons, they better be prepared, for my god-like judgement apawn them. That's what I was placed in as General for. That's is what the people of Mieber need and relie on.
  • Hope: Uh, even if they RELIED upon the MOF, if they had the chance, they would have you kicked out in half a second. All you've done is prove that the MOF is about to go down the crapper. And given the fact that you might've made the funder of the MOF look bad, it's going to be dead as mud at any time.
  • Glutus: Ask yourself this, Qonnors: If the MOF has kept this world safe to this very day, and I have emphasized that the people can feel safe as crimes will not be so easily tolerated, then what does that make me?
  • Hope: Um, an idiot? Your methods may have been effective, but at what cost? All you have done is convince most of the people on this planet that the MOF is a bunch of bullies who will shoot to kill at the slightest middle finger. The Commissioners and the Hackagons founded the MOF to be an honorable force meant to protect and serve, and NOT to emphasize and brutalize. When YOU came, you practically made so much violence, it accelerated the Corruptus radiation's effects. All you've done is create MORE Undergrounders every single chance you've got. Unintentional or not, that's still the crime of making the problem worse then it is!
  • Glutus: I suggest you enjoy your words, Qonnors, because they WILL be your last! (He finally found her as she dodged quickly! He continues to fight her as she keeps dodging)... (Yakes out a grenade) Dodge THIS! (Twists the grenade and throws it onto the wall near Hope as it sticks)
  • Hope: WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA- (The grenade bursts in electricity, Hope managing to dodge in time!)
  • Glutus: Enough of your stunts, Qonnors! I'm ending this NOW! (Glutus charged in, but side-kick Glutus down as she grabs the baton! Glutus tried to retake it, but Hope roundhouse kicks Glutus straight into a wall and knocks Glutus down.)
  • Hope: Set to stun! (The baton lowers it's power as she walks towards Glutus and points the baton at him).... You were always nothing but cheap shots.
  • Glutus: (Points his gun at her) Stay back!
  • Hope: How about YOU stay down, Glutus? You have been beaten!
  • Glutus: I HAVE COME TOO FAR TO STAND DOWN, YOU LITTLE MENACE! I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT UNTIL I GET WHAT'S MINE! I am the ONLY one who can stop Killebrew! I-
  • Hope hits Glutus with the baton and zaps him into unconjustusness!
  • Hope: "Soon enough, Rea will prove you wrong."

Rea and Killbrew's area.

  • Rea and Killebrew are still in their face off.....
  • Killebrew: "......... So, are we gonna actselly fight at all or-"
  • Rea roared a raptor battle cry as he charged!
  • Killebrew: "UP?! THERE IT IS?!"
  • The two finally began fighting!
Jacknife - Mirror's Edge OST

Jacknife - Mirror's Edge OST

  • Killebrew: (They tussled for a while until Killebrew pushed Rea Buhl directly to a wall with his horns, smashing a hole in it and dazing Rea Buhl) Word of advice, Reabby, don't mess with the bulath, or you get the horns!
  • Rea Buhl: (Takes out his guns and fires at him as he dodged, and got close enough to disarm him with his horns, and got this close to impaling him with them until Rea Buhl climbed on his back and flipped out of the way, grabbing his guns and firing again as Killebrew ran in a lap avoiding the gunfire until the ammo ran out)
  • Killebrew: (Charges towards him)
  • Rea Buhl: (Grabbed the horns as he screeched the ground and hit a wall, damaging it as Rea Buhl held on for dear life)
  • Killebrew: You think I wouldn't be prepared for a fight? I'm a bulath! It's in our nature to be physically fit to defend ourselves. Just ask people from places like Carbungia!
  • Rea Buhl: Oh, there's ways to deal with bastards like you! Besides, it'll take a lot more than horns to take me down!
  • Killebrew: That's the plan! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR SPECIES HAS FRAGILE BONES!!! EVEN WITH ALL THAT MOF ARMOR, YOU'D SNAP LIKE A TWIG! (Grabs him, lifts him up and smashes him into the wall, as well as multiple other surfaces)
  • Rea Buhl: THEY MAY BE FRAGILE, BUT OUR SUBSPECIES EVOLVED QUITE WELL TO RESIST WHATEVER S*** YOU HAVE TO THROW AT ME!... That's not to say it hurts like hell! Ow!
  • Killebrew: Oh, I'll find a way to break them eventually. (Rea Buhl took out a pistol until Killebrew grabbed the arm holding it) I don't think so! (Grabs the pistol, and smashes it in his grip, picks him up, and holds him to a wall) This has gone FAR enough!
  • Rea Buhl: It certainly HAS, Killebrew! All this because of a brewery?!?
  • Killebrew: (Laughs) You think this is all about that brewery?!? I mean, don't get me wrong, it IS one of the main factors, but NOT a sole one! Even before your family took away the Killer Brew, not EVERYONE in my family was a beer-maker! They and their friends ALL come to me about intolerable stories about how the utopia above me treated them so badly. I've heard FAR too many of those stories about how that place claims they are protecting us! And keep in mind, alot of those stories were BEFORE Glutus!
  • Rea Buhl: "My family helped yours atthive a new career with their talents in engineering! It compinsated the loss of the brewery!"
  • Killebrew: "That doesn't stop my family reminesing the days where our engineering capablities were only a pathway to a greater goal: A healthy and strong alcahol ecomamy!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Ya know, Farre, reminesing might not be the same as them wanting it back. All of your family members perfectly understood that alcahol played a part in why this rebelion problem even exists! The Hackagons entrusted them with the knowledge of Corruptus so they would understand why the Killer Brew had to go down. You might just be misinterperating what they were saying!"
  • Killebrew: "Perhaps. In all fairness, I am autistic after all. But wouldn't it be a magnifisent family gift to remove the bans and return Mieber to it's great industries?"
  • Rea Buhl: "One problem: you commited a CRUD load of crimes and sin, Killebrew! And even without the terrorisum, weren't you afraid that the Killer Brew would have a dark name from this considering the trouble ya went through? You had any idea how this effected your family's name?"
  • Killebrew: "Oh believe me, I don't expect my family to still care for me after this is all well said and done, one way or the other, and I know a newer Killer Brew would suffer scrutiny because of it's would-be origins. But that's the magic of time. It'll heal all wounds. Many years from now after the alcahol and drug industry returns, history will remember me, Farre Killebrew, as the greatest anti-hero that ever lived!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Anti-Hero?"
  • Killebrew: "Hey, autisum isn't the same as ignorent stupidity. I know terrorisum isn't heroic of a purest sense, and I know not everyone's gonna remember me fondly, and let's be logical, I did legitly hurt people. But it was a classic exsample of doing dark things for a noble cause. To return a misunderstood industry back to life, and bring back Mieber's lost and famous brews of beer and fine wines. Ergo, Anti-Hero. Ya see, it wasn't truely about being in total control, though as nice as it was, a world on an anti-goverment crusade would quickly invite the likes of the Grand Council to quickly bring order back in at least, 3 weeks tops, before we can do even anything serious after that. I never expected us to truely rule this sorry world longer then even a few seconds. The likes of the Grand Council and their Legion masters would never allow that. The real goal, is just to make Mieber like another world, a world where we can enjoy looking like crude drunks or hopeless addicts whatever we pleased, reguardless if it's more bad to us then just the arbertary reasons. All the while, not allowing excuses like a corruptive sun get in the way of that! It's not like ya can fix a fireball in space anyway."
  • Rea Buhl: "It's more of a ball of burning gas that is burning million miles away and-"
  • Killebrew: "NERD!? But in all seriousness. The only one who had the power to reverse what happened to the sun, was a dark magilo user, who's obviously beyond dead at this point, and even then, he's likely too coked up on his own dark stew to ever reverse what he did to the sun, viewing it as an atthivement to how badass he was. And those light loving "Good" Maglio Users had gone out of there way to make sure that there was never a Lord Corruptus, so we can NEVER had another chance to fix it. All I want, is for us to live our lives without these needless restrictions. If other worlds managed just as fine as Mieber without them, why is Mieber being the odd planet out? What is Mieber's excuse OTHER then the sun?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Because the Solar Flare War was one of the nastest planet wars rekindised in history!? People died by the dozens cause of the original rulers going mad in corruption that forced my clan to liberate it with their rule!"
  • Killebrew: "So? Wars of any kind of reason kill people all the time! The Solar Flare wasn't THAT different! So we were too stupid to realise that the Solar Flare wasn't gonna reached us. That wasn't the fault of Alcahol and Drugs, Rea. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF 50'S IDIOTCY!? Your clan were always just beer and drug hating yabos to not even care about that tecnecality!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Maybe it was't those things' direct fault in the war, but those things played big parts in it. Alcahol and Drugs corrupted those rulers of the Solar Flare War times, they drove people mad. Each of those things caused insanity, unreasonable hatred and death."
  • Killebrew: "SO DO GUNS AND BOMBS, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ANY OTHER WORLDS BANNING THEM?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "First of all, THERE ARE WORLDS THAT BAN AT LEAST SOME FORM OF GUNS AND BOMBS! In fact, Nuclear Weapony and in a sense, Astro-Laser Tec are universeally banned because of their power! Secondly, the reason certain other worlds don't is often because of differing viewpoints and cultures, or the simple desire for self-defence. For Mieber, are reasons for the bans of alcahol, drugd and cursing, are, admitingly, unigte, but with good reason. The Hackagon Clan were afraid that if we did nothing, Mieber will still continue to be as violent as the war they stopped, and the worlds would've feared and hated Mieber."
  • Killebrew: "Well, that is what also bugs me. If our ansistery knew that Mieber is trapped in an unescapable mess that we at first didn't knew about before it's too late, in thanks to the Magilos being afraid of bad press about Corruptus, WHY DIDN'T WE JUST LEAVE AND LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE?! IF THE SUN IS GONNA DO NOTHING BUT MAKE US SUFFER, WHY STAY IN A PLANET CAUGHT IN IT'S LINE OF SIGHT?! We clearly came here in the first place with ships our Teadr 5 tec allowed, so why stay and not leave like any person would that that very LOGICAL ideal!?"
  • Rea Buhl: Because Mieber had a long history to stupid calls, even BEFORE the Solar Flare War! This world was rich in rare resources. Even the Yatorans, and hell, even other Teadr 1 beings from the past such as the Uridians and Plasmoids got into a multi-side feud about what to do with all these resources. When it almost caused the entire planet to be destroyed, the planet was left alone for good. But that didn't stop it from attracting later generations, including pirates, smugglers, and ESPECIALLY Corruptus. We were among the few to gain interest. We just didn't expect that... The Corruptus radiation was hardly known until the Solar Flare War. That stuff... Kinda prevented us from leaving because it left us too greedy for the resources until we grew in Teadr level and built the flawed world you see today.
  • Killebrew:... Hmmph. Well, not exactly the best answer ever, but I'll take it. However, I'm afraid that's not going to change my mind. I'll still lay waste to that atrocious utopia, with or without an RWAC tank. I've got PLENTY of Undergrounders that provide a strong enough force to CRUSH that utopia. Though perhaps not today in light of certain events. All you and your misfits had proved is that, maybe it's time to visit the other side of the grass as one would say. My Higher Guards will evacuate the Undergrounders to, well, let's just say, a certain space rock with a view of Mieber. We'll recoup from there. And we ain't gonna pack lightly. We've got weapons that pack just as much a punch as those fancy Krooger toys the MOF has. Flamethrowers, flame grenades, rocket launchers, anything necessary to get the weapons and equipment we need to grow stronger. We'll become unstoppable! And I'LL SILENCE ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!!! (Aims to smash Rea into the wall, but Rea quicky chomps down onto Killebrew's arm!) YE-OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?! (Lets go of Rea in reaction to the pain!) Wow, for a small dino, THAT HURTS LIKE HELL?!"
  • Rea leaped up and started to bicycle kick Killebrew repeatedly in the face!
  • Killebrew: "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!?"
  • Rea got into the top of Killebrew and held onto him like a rodeo rider!
  • Killebrew: "OH NOT THIS?! THIS SORT'VE THING HUMILIATES MY UNSENTIENT BRETHEREN!?"
  • Killebrew started to kick and buck to get Rea off, displaying a rodeo-like display!
  • Rea Buhl: "YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
  • Stalky, Nose, and Smooth looked at this in surprise and confusion.
  • Mr. Nose: "..... At least we get a free rodeo out of all this."

Elsewhere.

  • The Undergrounders are seen evacuating from the base as a clumsly baracaded door is barely able to keep out the Iobrogs as mass Gurgles are heard.
  • Higher Guard: "PUT YER BACKS INTO IT AND GET INSIDE THAT ESCAPE TRAIN!?"
  • Undergrounder 1: "Whadda bout Killebrew?"
  • Higher Guard: "At this point, even Killebrew can't protect us from an army of Iobrogs, let alone an active queen! We're just gonna have to hope he escaped as well and save ourselves!"
  • Underground 2: "What do we do until then!?"
  • Higher Guard: "We're gonna have to go off planet and build a new base there! We'll inhapit the moon and create a rebelion socity from there! Eventally, we'll build a borg army and invade Mieber with a true and ultamate strike! Even enough RWAC's for the most quilifived! The dream of freedom will still fight for another day! NOW GET ABOARD INSIDE THAT GRUID MOTHERSHIP SO WE CAN LEAVE?!"
  • ???: "I'm afraid your travel plans are canceled!"
  • The Rebelers gasped in surprise to see Sting with 5 MOF Commanders and MOF enforcers coming out of a portal!
  • Higher Guard: "WHAT?! NO!? IMPOSSABLE?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!"
  • Sting: "The Lougers gave us the conordence to where in the Hackagon sea is your undergrounded seafloor back up base and had Hallmall send us down here to make sure nobody escapes justice."
  • Rooster-like MOF Commander: Yeah! (Cocks gun) So get ready... (Cocks gun again)... To rumble!
  • Blue Jaguar: Okay, Gunroe, you only get ONE gun cock per line, and the lines should be a lot better than that.
  • Rooster-like MOF Commander (Gunroe): Sorry. Just like this gun more among others. The shape, the size, the POWER! WEAPONS! (The word echoes)
  • Undergrounder 3:... What's with the Fgaken?
  • Giant Marsupial MOF Commander: You don't wanna know. All you need to know is that you're finished.
  • Gruid MOF Commander: (Takes out multiple guns) So surrender and nobody gets hurt.
  • Higher Guard: "DO YOU REALLY WANNA RISK THAT WHILE THERE'S CORRUPTED IOBROGS OUT AND ABOUT, AND HUNGRY?! It won't matter what you do to us, those things are gonna bust in here and kill us all!?"
  • Sting:"That's why it's about time for the Iobrogs to take their business elsewhere. Because there's someone whom we discovered can communicate with them. Ms. Jyssie?"
  • Jyssie came in.
  • Jyssie: "I know just what to do! Ahem! (Drinks from a bottle of water) (Starts gurgling to the Iobrogs who surprisingly reacted to this, even the queen)!"
  • Higher Guard: "..... WHAT IN THE-"
  • Jyssie: "(Gurgles while doing abunch of jestures that fasinate the Iobrogs! This continued until the Iobrogs cheered to this and all leave, even the queen)!"
  • Higher Guard: "...... THEY LEFT?! JUST LIKE THAT!? WHAT DID YOU EVEN SAY TO THEM?!"
  • Jyssie: "(Swallows the water) Oh, that garbage from Pharagu is accsidently being taken here by two garbage workers who got lost. It usually happens every Saterday."
  • Higher Guard:... You actually... Learned how to speak Iobrog?
  • Higher Guard #2: And here, I thought this girl was turned into a complete moron by one of the nastier undergrounders years ago.
  • Jyssie: Oh, sometimes, a brain infection can cause you to do strange things, AND discover new things along the way.
  • Sting: So I'm afraid you're not going anywhere for a long time. While the rest of the commanders deal with the problem at the Mieberian Dump, we've been called to deal with the rest.... (The Undergrounders armed themselves and pointed their guns at them)
  • Robot MOF Officer:... We can clearly see that taking you all in is not gonna be easy.
  • Undergrounder #4: Why do you think we remained down here for so long? So stay back, or we're not going to show any mercy.
  • Gruid MOF Officer:... Hey, look, beer! (Most of the Underground looked at the direction pointed as he threw a shock grenade, as it burst in electricity, shocking all except a few Higher Guards, who were able to fight off the pain)... That is how you seperate the real warriors from the measely squires.
  • Higher Guard #1: (They looked at the moaning Undergrounders)... We're not helping you up because you won't learn.
  • Higher Guard #2: Let's get them, boys!
  • Gunroe: (He sets up elaborate weapon systems before they could do anything)... WEAPONS! (The Guards surrendered).... Awww, they ALWAYS gave up when I get the big guns!
  • Higher Guard 1: "Hey give us credit! We're crazy, but not stupid or sueisideal!"
  • Sting: Take them away! Then we'll deal with the rest. (They did that)

Meanwhile at the Mieberian Dump.

  • This music played
SpongeBob SuperSponge OST Remastered Man Ray's Lair

SpongeBob SuperSponge OST Remastered Man Ray's Lair

  • A Garbage Ship meant for Pharagu is seen.
  • Worker 1: "We're totally lost."
  • Worker 2: "WE'RE NOT LOST?!"
  • Worker 1: "This isn't Pharagu!?"
  • Worker 2: "How would you know, dinkus? There's garbage here, isn't there?"
  • Mieberian Garbage worker: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MORONS ARE IN PLANET MIEBER'S GARBAGE DUMP?!"
  • Silence.....
  • Worker 1: "...... Told ya we should've asked those pirates for directions."
  • Worker 2: "HEY, I DIDN'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THAT AXXUS UNOTTER?! SO SUE ME?!"
  • Worker 1: "FOR LORD'S SAKE, HE WAS PROVEN TO BE A GOOD ONE?!"
  • Worker 2: "HE COULD'VE BEEN AN IMPOSTER AND- (SCREAMS LIKE A WIMPY GIRL!?)"
  • Worker 1: "..... Did, you just screamed like a girl?"
  • Mieberian Garbage Worker: "GREAT KRAAN?! IOBROGS?!"
  • Worker 1: "Ahhh, they're not usually so ba-"
  • The Worker looks at the mob of Iobrogs attacking their garbage ship for Pharagu's garbage......
  • Worker 2: "...... We are so f****** fired. (Turns ugly)."
  • Worker 1: "GAH!? DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YA?!"
  • Worker 2: "What're you talking about, dip***? (Gets uglier)."
  • Worker 1: "GAH IT HAPPENED AGAIN!? STOP, CURSING?!"
  • Worker 2: "Ok seriously, WHY?!"
  • Worker 1: "..... See that old thrown out mirror over there?"
  • Worker 2: (Looks in it despite the shattered glass, and saw his face)... (He screamed like a girl so loud, it shook the entire dump, and the scream got the attention of the iobrogs, who surrounded them)
  • Mieberian Garbage Worker: "I'LL CALL FOR HELP?! JUST TRY NOT TO DIE?!" (He makes a break for his shack!)
  • Worker #1: (They both screamed and ran away as the iobrogs pursued the duo, as the 6 other MOF Commanders with MOF reinforcements appeared hidden in the garbage)
  • MOF Enforcer #1: "..... We're gonna have to call animal control to contain that Iobrog colony."
  • MOF Enforcer #2: "Well, we're kinda in a pickle, cause one, there's a space messiah that's VERY sensitive about animals being harmed, even if they're the likes of Iobrogs, so that means Hackagon asked us to NOT even minorly harmed so much as measly worker. And even then, we kinda don't have the proper weapons to just scare them off since Flame and Plasma Throwers were deemed too powerful against capturing them unharmed! So how can we stop these things without hurting them?"
  • Wishbone-Horned Hartebeest MOF Commander: "The idea isn't to harm them anyway. As you saw what they did to that Pharaguian garbage ship and the garbage, these things are basicly nature's garbage disposals. Hackagon always had concerned about this particular Iobrog queen starting to defelupt a taste for living flesh, and that would risk new generations of Iobrog queens following her exsample. So, these modifived guns are loaded with the same stuff used in reform tanks to pasify the Iobrogs and make them harmless enough to be taken to their new home in Pharagu so those things can have a better use in life."
  • MOF Enforcer #1: "Oh, so that way, the corruption will be weak enough to die out by the time they get to Pharagu. Good idea sir.... But wait.... Pharagu is mostly an acid lake planet and all of the planet's water pockets are needed drinking water. Where are these things suppose to live?"
  • Maned Striped Primate MOF Commander: "Oh, trust me, the Magryve Corporation's Pharagu Garbage Disposal Management already managed to build an elaborate habitat for these critters to live in so they can be trained to put their kinda gross hapits to good use. With water from Mieber, being purifived alchourse, being used to bring comfert to the critters so home-sickness ain't an issue."
  • MOF Enforcer #3: "Just one question sir, HOW are we gonna get clearly semi-sentient intelligent celelopods to stand still for longer then 10 seconds! The minute they see us, they'll see us as either a threat or lunch! They'll attack us before we can do anything, and I don't think we have any water with us to gurgle!"
  • Maned Striped Primate MOF Commander: Uh, it's gonna take a LOT more than water to speak to those guys. You need training to speak to them, otherwise those gurgles to them will be random words and gibberish.
  • MOF Lieutenant: (Same species as Screeched Death) "I got a solution to that, Commander Siiermund. Remember that these things love music. Any song would make even the queen lose focus."
  • MOF Enforcer #4: "But..... What, song do we used?"
  • Maned Striped Primate Commander (Commander Siiermund): "Well, that Gazelle lady sent me a link of one of her pop songs. Let's, just hope Iobrogs aren't close-minded about pop-songs."
  • MOF Enforcer #1: "One last thing sir..... Who has to be ones to save those dumb garbage workers?"
  • Girly screams are still heard.
  • MOF Enforcer #2: "..... Wow, that one dude really screams very feminately."
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander: Simple. Whoever is the fastest will handle the civilians. Well, let's get a move-on!
  • Gorilla-like MOF Commander: TIME TO BUTT SOME HEADS!!!
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander: Qoome, keep it down! We can't blow our cover.
  • Gorilla-like MOF Commander (Commander Qoome): Oh, Qoome apologizes.
  • Toxysaur MOF Commander: Troops, move out! (They head out)
  • The two idiot garbage men got cornered at a walled of garbage by the slowly approuching Iobrogs.
  • Worker 1: "...... I think this is the end, man. I love you like a brother."
  • Worker 2: "There's something I have to admit...... I discovered that your sister's a lesbian and she's in loved with a Paradisoid!"
  • Record Scratch!
  • Worker 1: "...... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
  • The Iobrogs were surprised by this and desided to see where the speciale would go.
  • Worker 2: "Well, I was walking down in a mall one day, then I saw your sister having a phone conversation. She talked about being in loved with a chick named Jessie, dispite being a Paradisoid."
  • Worker 1: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! They've been called the wrost race to marry for a reason!?"
  • Worker 2: "Aw calm down man, we're about to be killed by mutant Iobrogs, I think your sister being in love with a bird of paradise that is infamous for not staying to a single soulmate is the least of your problems. For what it's worth, Paradisoids don't do their beliefs in having more then one lover out of being disloyal, as they beleive their love should be shared with others. They at best, only more free-spirited then us."
  • Worker 1: "BUT WHAT IF MY SISTER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT AND ENDS UP CATCHING JESSIE WITH A DUDE, OR ANOTHER CHICK?!"
  • Worker 2: "I overheard her conversation, and she does know. In fact, I think she's becoming interested in the polygamy life-sytile."
  • Worker 1: "OH S*** NO?! (Gets ugly)?! SOMEONE GET ME MY OPHONE?!"
  • An Iobrog does that.
  • Worker 1: "Thanks. (Takes the Ophone, though cautiously). I'm still terrifived about you wanting to eat me though. (Dials up the number). I'm calling mom and dad! They'll put a stop to this."
  • Worker 2: "Uh..... Your folks already know. In fact, they're okay with it and accepted it after they had dinner with Jessie."
  • Worker 1: "WHAT!? But, don't they know that the practice of polygamy is illegal on the world I'm from!? That means tecnecally my sister's a criminal for that?! SHE'LL NEVER GET A JOB FOR THIS!? WHY WOULD MOM AND DAD OKAY THIS?! (An Iobrog was sprinkling salt) AND YOU!? I KNOW YOUR PLANNING TO EAT US, BUT CAN IT WAIT?! HOW CAN MY SISTER BE ABLE TO CARE FOR HERSELF NOW?!"
  • Worker 2: "I hear Jessie from her home planet has a very cushy job. She'll provide for your sis."
  • Worker 1: ".... Ok, but..... Then she'll have to move, and, I'll never see her again..... Well, other then because the Iobrogs ABOUT TO KILL US?! I mean, aside from legal issues, I'm proud of my sis, but, I just want to look out for her, and, I'm worried that Jessie might not be right for her, MORE then just because of being a Paradisoid..... (Sits down depressively)."
  • Worker 2 sat down.
  • Worker 2: "Aw it's ok bro. Your sis's a big girl and can take care of herself. You just got to believe in her more..... And maybe one day, she'll think of you.... Which, might be sooner since we're about to be lunch...... On account that, well alchourse we'll be given a funeral with what can barely fit in a match box with what the Iobrogs don't eat, but still...... She at least got to know a decent brother."
  • The two bro hug.
  • The Iobrogs awwed in being touch by this gurgled.
  • Worker 1: ".... Thanks man...... Ok Iobrogs, your free to kill us now. (The Iobrogs turned back into menace mode and brought out knifes and forks!) WHOA!? Man Iobrogs have a wicked and dark sense of humor!"
  • The workers coiled in preperation of the ineditable, when suddenly, a mof enforcer with a jetpack swooped in and saved the two!
  • Iobrog Queen: "(Gurgles angerly) (HEY!? WE ONLY WANTED TO EAT THEM?! IS IT THAT BAD FOR YOU SENTIENTS?!)"
  • Worker 1: "..... WHOA, WE'RE SAVED?!"
  • Worker 2: "Aw thank god....."
  • Mof Enforcer Jetpacker: "Don't thank me yet, guys. Both of you guys may have to hang around for awhile to take a reform tank bath."
  • Worker 2: "Why?"
  • Worker 1: "It's Mieber dude, what do you think? They're famous for banning three certain things. And cursing's one of them..."
  • Worker 2: "...... Ohhhhhhhh. Look, We're kinda not very rich guys, so, is it possable to not have to deal with fines worthy of a Luxery Condo price tag?"
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: Oh, we have ANOTHER way for you to pay us back. And it involves THESE pests! (The Iobrogs were offended)
  • Worker 2:... We're listening?
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: We need them relocated off-planet to Pharagu. (The iobrogs were shocked at that)
  • Worker 1:...I guess our boss could arrange that. But how are you gonna- (The iobrogs slithered away, but not before the MOF enforcer shot one of them with a stun blast)
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: (On comlink) The iobrogs are fleeing! I repeat, the iobrogs are fleeing!
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander: Copy that! (Sticks his colorful tail up, signaling the MOF enforcers to attack, sliding down the garbage piles armed with guns while others are heavily-armored and others also have jetpacks)
  • Commander Qoome: QOOME PLASMATHROWER! (He fires a blast of plasma as the iobrogs avoided it with just a few burns)
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander: (On comlink) QOOME, WE SAID NO KILLING! JUST STUNNING!
  • Commander Qoome:... In that case... QOOME STUNNING MINIGUN!!! (Fires a large flurry of minigun blasts)
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander: (On comlink) QOOME! Could you at least choose a method that DOESN'T risk friendly fire?!?
  • Commander Qoome: Oh, you're no fun!
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander: (Sighs) Uartond, Toxtord, Boldent, Siiermund, can you get Qoome back on his feet before he makes a jackwagon out of himself? I'll stay out of sight and monitor your progress.
  • All Remaining MOF Commander: Right away, Commander Bracket! (They slid down the garbage piles guns blazing)
  • Hadrosaurid MOF Commander (Commander Bracket): (Notices an iobrog going to the highest point and calls upon all the iobrogs in the dump as they emerged from the murky mud and water, as well as changing color to reveal themselves, all gurgling and ready to fight)... Oh, blast it! (On comlink) All units, we're about to have an iobrog infestation! Keep on your highest guard! Clearly these pests don't wanna leave!
  • Feline-like Reptile MOF Commander: Copy that! (The iobrogs surrounded them and began to attack)
  • MOF Enforcer #5: SON OF A CUSSING CUSSWOOOORD!!! (The iobrogs attacked as they began fighting and this music played)
The Lego Movie Videogame - Bricksburg Under Attack Mission Theme (Tension & Battle Combat)

The Lego Movie Videogame - Bricksburg Under Attack Mission Theme (Tension & Battle Combat)

  • Toxysaur MOF Commander: (After 1 minute of fighting, the MOF enforcers started to get overwhelmed) SIR, THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM! THEY'RE OVERWHELMING US ONE-BY-ONE- (An iobrog captures him and drags him into the water)
  • Commander Bracket: (Sighs) Why did Xa Moxxlund went with the rebel capture team? (Sighs, takes out two dual assault rifles, and slides down the garbage pile) EVERYBODY BRACE YOURSELVES!!! (He fires at the garbage piles, causing them to collapse, the MOF enforcers managing to avoid the debris falling, and the iobrogs panic and free the MOF enforcers at their mercy as they recovered and avoided the falling debris. When the dust cleared, the entire area was coated with garbage as the MOF forces recovered)...ALRIGHT, ALL UNITS! Enter circle formation! (They formed a circle facing the outside) ARMS AT THE READY! (They aim, cock, and load their weapons) Now, attack any and all iobrogs that come out and attack, and DO NOT let your guard down!
  • Worker 1: "..... I don't get it! I thought every Iobrog would love being in Pharagu! All the garbage they can eat?! And it can't be because of the insult, because they've been called worse."
  • Mof Enforcer Jetpacker: "Let's just say that these Iobrogs are not in their right minds. They need to be purifived from, shall we say, a serious form of sickness that caused them to be like this."
  • Worker 2: "It could be also because that Iobrogs are netourious for being VERY shy about leaving their home. They've been known to suffer the WORSE case of home-sickness rarely seen on any creature in thanks to being semi-sentient."
  • Mof Enforcer Jetpacker: "Alchourse that would be the case. Explains the idea of transporting Mieberian water there. But we obviously need something else to get the Iobrogs to be more open to the idea other then just puriying them. Cause CLEARLY the promise of Pharaguian Garbage isn't enough!"
  • Worker 1: "Maybe they're afraid of being treated like work animals! They are semi-sentient after all. Maybe they're afraid of being enslaved and taken advantaged off over their abilities."
  • Worker 2: Well... Should we help them?
  • Worker 1: Against an army of cephalopods?!? No way!
  • Worker 2: Well, we DO owe it to the MOF for technically drawing these invasive creatures here in the first place. There must be SOMETHING we can do.
  • Worker 1:... (Notices a giant yellow mech)...Perhaps that mech will do.
  • Worker 2:... Aren't we not licensed to drive one of those things?
  • Worker 1: Of course not! And THAT'S why it's foolproof. Now let's go! (They head towards it)
  • Bracket: (They continued to wait until one iobrog popped out and they stunned it)... HERE THEY COME! (The iobrogs came out by the dozens as many ended up getting stunned)
  • Mof Enforcer 1: "WOW! I'm surprised on how unhappy they are about this!? I thought Iobrogs would love to be in Pharagu!?"
  • Mof Enforcer 2: "Classic case of Iobrog home sickness anxity! The Corruptus Corruption ain't helping in that regaurd!"
  • MOF Enforcer #3: Well, I sure hope Siiermund hurries up with his plan to pacify these creatures. We can only hold them off for so long.
  • Bracket: Just keep fighting, and let the Commander do his work! (Iobrogs suddenly started swiping guns and using them against their opponents)
  • Wishbone-Horned Hartebeest MOF Commander: WHAT?!? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FINGERS!!!
  • Bracket: TAKE COVER! (They jumped into the garbage as the iobrogs gurgled in revolution)
  • Qoome:...QOOME SMASH!! (Throws large pieces of garbage at the iobrogs as they dodged and managed to get a good hit at him) OOF!...
  • MOF Enforcer #4:...Commander Uartond, remind us again why Qoome is a Commander?
  • Wishbone-Horned Hartebeest MOF Commander (Uartond): Because despite his recklessness, he is a good strategist...well...half of the time. He has commanded well against Undergrounders in the past.
  • Feline-like Reptile MOF Commander: Well, we can clearly see why someone would question that.
  • Uartond: Boldent, please! Someone PLEASE prevent Qoome from being cephalopod lunch! (Jetpack MOF Enforcers took Qoome's unconscious body away)
  • Qoome: Can Qoome get a mirror? He feels like me might've chipped a tooth.
  • MOF Enforcer #5: Where's Xa Moxxlund when you need him?!? He would finish this fight in 10 seconds flat!
  • Bracket: Get a hold of yourself, rookie! We can manage well without him. (Fires and stuns an iobrog) We just need to wait until Siiermund plays that music and pacifies the iobrogs.
  • MOF Enforcer #6: Well, their weapon-wielding capabilities change EVERYTHING! I mean, I know they're semi-sentient, but seriously, what the junk?
  • Toxysaur MOF Commander: We HAVE fought against armed forces multiple times, and this shouldn't be any different, you know, aside from the surprising capabilities these creatures have.
  • Bracket: Toxtord's right. We just need to find a way to stall these things so they won't notice Siiermund.
  • MOF Enforcer #2: How?!? They are CLEARY outnumbering and overpowering us.
  • ???: INCOMIIIIING!! (The two workers arrived in the labor mech)
  • Worker #2: I hope you squirts brushed your pubes, because you're about to go BALLS deep! (Gets uglier)...Eh, worth it.
  • Worker #1: Despite the fact that it might take us a while to figure out how to reverse-
  • Worker #2: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLY WORTH IT! (They began fighting off the iobrogs as they scrambled and gurgled in panic)
  • The Queen stood up to this and gurgled angerly!
  • The Queen Iobrog: "(Gurgles) (Get away from my subjects, you halfwits!?)"
  • Worker 1: 'Something tells me her majusty is challnaging us to protect her subjects."
  • Worker 2: You kidding? She's like 2 meters smaller than this thing, AND it can lift balls of garbage like an addant. We can take her. (The iobrog queen manages to trip the mech over by grabbing both it's legs)
  • Worker 1: WELL, LOOK WHO'S WRONG! (They fell with an impact that shakes the garbage)
  • Worker 2: FULL THROTTLE! (The mech gets up and lifts the Iobrog Queen up as it gurgled, and then they smashed her into a pile of garbage)
  • Worker 1: Uh, dude, I should PROBABLY be careful. We cause any damage, they'll HAVE to charge us with ACTUAL money to pay for the repairs.
  • Worker 2: TOOOOOTALLY WORTH IT! (As they continued to fight the Iobrog Queen, Siiermund was seen climbing a tower with his natural agility)
  • Siiermund: Alright, pests, prepare to visit the music theater! (Gurgling washeard behind him as iobrogs were climbing after him) Oh, for the love of a cussword! (Takes out his gun and stuns an iobrog with it while the others lash at him with their tentacles, then he kicked one off the tower) BACK OFF! (The iobrog fell in muddy water)
  • Bracket: (Watches Siiermund's progress, and calls on the comlink) All aerial units, I think Siiermund might need some help. (The MOF Enforcers with jetpacks flew off to aid Siiermund)
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: Take out the iobrogs! Don't let them stop Siiermund! (They fired their guns as they stunned multiple iobrogs)
  • Siiermund: (Manages to make it to the top) I MADE IT! (An iobrog grabs him by the leg and pulls him down as he falls and manages to grab a ledge)...AW, COME ON!!!
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer #2: (Appears) You need a lift, sir? (He took him back up, but iobrogs jumped on him) YAAAHHH!!! (The added weight drags them down where iobrogs wait for them)
  • Siiermund: (Kicks off several iobrogs) WILL YOU JUST SLIME OFF ALREADY?!? WHAT WE'RE DOING IS FOR THE BETTER!!!
  • Qoome: QOOME WILL SAVE YOU! QOOME- (Suddenly, jetpack MOF enforcers came and managed to shoot all the iobrogs off of the two with his assault rifle)... AW, QOOME WANTED TO DO THAT!!!
  • Bracket: Oh, get over it, Qoome, you would've made the situation worse.
  • Qoome: What, did you think Qoome was gonna use one of his most ridiculously-powerful guns to shoot them down? Qoome was gonna use his DMR.
  • Toxtord: Dude, it's just a precaution, that's all! Nothing to be concerned about.
  • Worker 1: (Managed to take out the Iobrog Queen)... HAH! Take THAT, you squishy overgrown calamari! You CLEARLY aren't as strong as you thought you were. You're the only one big enough to challenge us, and yet we beat you like a-
  • Worker 2: Uh, Caege?
  • Worker 1 (Caege): What? (He points out multiple Iobrog Queens popping out of the garbage)... Wait... There was more than one queen?
  • Worker 2: Well, this IS a big place, so there's plenty of room for multiple groups.
  • Caege:... NOW you tell me!
  • Worker 2: "Now what do we do?"
  • Caege: "...... We use their strentghs against them.... AND, their tenticles!?"
  • Worker 2: "..... How?"
  • Caege: Come on, you big squishies! You wanna piece of us? Come at us, bro! (The queens charged at them as they moved out of the way as the crashed into each other)
  • Worker 2:... Hmm... Slick move.
  • Caege: (More tentacles came out of the garbage, and the workers dodged them, the tenticles ended up getting tangled by other Iobrog Queens' tentacles)
  • Worker 2: Not going anywhere for a while? Seems like you're all a little tied up at the moment. (They did the same thing to the rest of the Iobrog Queens as they were all tied up)
  • Caege:... See? Nothing to it. (The Iobrog Queens gurgled struggling to break free)
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer:... (On comlink) Commander Bracket...those two workers seem to have used a Magryve Armlift Mech to deal with all the queens in the dump.
  • Bracket:... Never knew them to be good fighters.
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: Me neither. Let's just be happy the strongest of the iobrogs are disabled.
  • Siiermund: (He is brought to the top of the tower)... Alright! Now to play the music.
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: But sir, how can you make it loud enough to be heard by every single Iobrog in the dump?
  • Siiermund: "An amplifier hook wouldn't hurt. (Plays the music after hooking an amplifier to his oPhone, making it loud enough for the whole dump)."

(Music used)

Shakira - Can't Remember to Forget You ft

Shakira - Can't Remember to Forget You ft. Rihanna

  • At first the Iobrogs were confused by the sudden appearence of the music, but then several of them started to get into it, then eventally they all start to get into it.
  • The screen stops with the pause symbol as Duke walked in.
  • Duke: "For those of you who expected "Try Evrything", be made aware that it's not her ONLY song..... Ok, in the movie it seems that way, but it has been shown that, apart from "parodied" songs "based from other songs" from "other Disney movies", Gazelle HAS made songs, APPEARNETLY based on this "Sha-Ki-Ra". So for those disappointed, don't take it the hard way, cause as Icky would've said, "We're trying to NOT ALWAYS repeat songs!"-"
  • ???: JUST GET BACK TO THE EPISODE!!!
  • Duke: "...Tough crowd. Alright. Thank you and enjoy the show."
  • Duke disappeared as the episode resumed.
  • Bracket: (The music continued as the iobrogs were loaded into vehicles)... There. All boarded up and ready for Pharagu.
  • Mof Enforcer 3: "I hope the Iobrogs will eventally take to their new home."
  • Bracket: "It's gonna take time since these Iobrogs will have to do major adjustments, but they'll be fine. With the aquaium in Pharagu having Mieberian water, it'll be like they never left home. Though first we need to fix that corruption abit so they'll become more manageable."
  • Worker 2: "....... Now....... How are you guys gonna fixed our ugliness issue? I can't go back to my wife looking like THIS!"
  • Bracket: Usually, it's worked out by a loving hug. (They quickly did that as they lost their ugliness)
  • Caege:... YAY, I'M NOT AN ABOMINATION ANYMORE!
  • MOF Enforcer:... So... s this your first day on Mieber?
  • Caege: Usually, we sometimes only come here by accsident. We weren't suppose to even be here. We were suppose to collect Garbage from the main race worlds and send to Pharagu, but yet every once a saterday or so, Give and I end up here.
  • Brakcet: "But all the same fellas, thanks for the aide. Getting those Iobrags would've taken forever without ya."
  • Jetpack MOF Enforcer: Now we can go back to the Underground and give our comrades some nice-needed backup.
  • Bracket: Not quite yet.... Were you two licensed to USE that Magryve Armlift Mech?
  • Give:... I TOLD YOU USING THAT THING WAS A BAD IDEA!!!
  • Caege: HEY, WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?
  • Bracket: (Sighs)

Underground Back-up Base.

  • Xa Moxxlund: "General, you'll be impressed to know that we have contained this entire base worth of undergrounders."
  • Sting: "Well, we had that wrapped up surprisingly quick in a nice little lovvarian bow."
  • Xa Moxxlund: Oh, yeah, it wasn't even that hard... Much. It was obviously not hard for me...

Cutaway

  • (He was doing something like this, MOF Enforcers playing electric guitars, and Xa Moxxlund did it all without any bloodshed and just stuns and non-lethal attacks)
Random Crits SFM

Random Crits SFM

  • Xa Moxxlund:... Don't gunk around with Commander Segen Xa Moxxlund!

Present

  • Sting:... You sure you're not emphasizing your capabilities again, Moxxlund?
  • Moxxlund:... Okay, maybe I am a bit. But I'm sure the others did well, too. Gunroe here had a good method of luring most of the Undergrounders in one spot for me to do my work... And I feel kinda weird for saying that...

Cutaway

  • Gunroe: (He uses multiple kinds of weapons to chase down all the Undergrounders until they were lured into the spot they were beaten, rapidly saying 'weapons')

Present

  • Moxxlund: Surprised none of them were stunned or killed quite frankly. But I guess Ceerus dealt with the security systems...
  • Blue Jaguar MOF Commander (Ceerus): All in a day's work!
  • Moxxlund: And Heavvory and 50 did well in leading both sides of the base into the spot where we had them cornered.
  • Giant Marsupial MOF Commander (Heavvory): Yep. They certainly got scared so much by Gunroe's antics, they weren't that hard to take out.
  • Robot MOF Commander (50): Confirmed. And you can thank me for coming up with the plan in the first place.
  • Sting: Good work, troops! And...what about Killebrew?
  • Xa Moxxlund: He'll be taken care of momentarily, General.
  • 50: We already have his coordinates.
  • Gunroe: AND THE ARSENAL!!
  • Heavvory: And hopefully the Lodgers, Heroes Act, and others will catch up and deal with him. We'll have him trapped.
  • Gunroe: Yep-yep-yep! And there's NOTHING that can possibly make it harder to deal with that guy.

Elsewhere in the Karma Fairy World.

  • Karma Fairy: "(Sipping coffie)...... What? We're on break!"

Battle Station Grounds.

  • Rea Buhl was still hanging onto the bucking Killebrew, who Farre was showing signs of tire and fatigue.
  • Killebrew: "Ugh, ugh, CURSE YOU RAPTORS BEING NATROLY GOOD AT HANGING ONTO THINGS!?"
  • Stalky, Nose, and Smooth were still watching this....
  • Stalky: "..... Think we should probuly help?"
  • Nose: "That might risk Rea hurting us."
  • Stalky: "Good point."
  • Smooth: "RODEO! HA-HA!"
  • Nose: "..... We should probuly at least set up the escape pods. At least give Killebrew a chance to make an escape."
  • Stalky: "Capital idea!"
  • Smooth: "E-VAC?!"
  • The trio ran to the Escape Pod controls!
  • ???: "Stay right where you are, ner-do-wells!"
  • The trio gasped!
  • Stalky: "NAAAA?!"
  • Smooth: "SUDDEN SURPRISE?!"
  • Nose: "WHO ARE YOU?"
  • Mushu was seen in the scary appearence again, along side the Penguins!
  • Mushu: "(Batman like) Your worse nightmare."
  • Skipper: "And 4 angry penguins!"
  • The Penguins posed!
  • Stalky: "....... Be gentle?"
  • Mushu and the Penguins pounced and beaten the snot out of the trio!
  • Stalky, Nose and Smooth are tied in a knot!
  • Mushu: "Yo, short-neck and rhino boy, you guys might wanna consider better career choices. As for you froggy, YOU DIFFENTLY NEED A SHRINK!? And be glad you didn't ended up like the crazy little man from the Boxtrolls movie you guys are CLEARLY coping!"
  • Killebrew eventally and finally gets too tired to continue and collapse from exhaustion!
  • Rea Buhl standed triumthently over the defeated Killebrew.
  • Killebrew: "(Exhausted breathing)..... Well played, Rea. THIS, is what I expected to see from a Hackagon...... No wonder your brother wanted you to lead the Mof as a Surprime Commander...."
  • Rea Buhl: "..... All Hackagons can fight. Some just felt they have a desteny that calls for other talents. Even as a kid, I was always the one with alot of spunk and bravery. No wonder you picked me out of even someone like my brother. It wasn't just because I was easier to fool in proxy. You knew that dispite my younger age, that I was a real fighter."
  • Killebrew: "(Laughs softly)..... To be honest, compaired to your older siblings, your still a last minute resort. Which is why I settled for you. Your siblings, espeically the President, knew better then to trust a broken shell of the Killebrew's former legacy like me. I wanted to make you a Hackagon that brings back the age your family taken from Mieber. I didn't cared for power or control. They're at best a side-dish and nothing more then complimentary bonuses for my real goals. To reverse what you Hackagons reaped, and to not allow a corruptive sun be used as a justification or an excuse to ruin a once thriving industry."
  • Rea Buhl: "Well, we're even now. I probuly have it so bad with the surface world now, I can forget about being suprime commander."
  • Killebrew: "(Laughs softly)....... You still haven't realised it, you simple fool? If that were true, would the President even BOTHER having one of his finest play pretend with our expectations if he has given up on you? If that's not evidence that he has not given up on you, (Laughs).... Then you really are THAT stupid. But given that your the tenth of the clutch of eggs, it makes sense though."
  • Rea Buhl: "My brother is one thing, but I doubt the rest of the clan would get over it, let alone the citizens of Mieber..... No one, would want a extermist leader of a group with fake freedom fighter namesakes to lead the already ruined as it is MOF. Heck, Glutus alone was bad enough, but someone who brought great harm to the world like me leading the MOF!? People would hate me more, they would turn on the Hackagon clan and my brother, even the ever stubbern senator who funds the MOF will be forced to forsaken it if it meant protecting his broken-minded daughter from scrutany! And someone like you would use that as ammo to make another Underground. And no thanks to you, it won't be as hard or time consuming of when we did it cause of the pre-established bases we made. And everything we did and made will either give them ideas on how to distence themselves on how to be a proper rebelion, or lords forbid, embrace half of what we did and become even worse then that! Either way, thanks to you, even if I don't want to, if my brother makes the mistake of making me encharged of the MOF, and even IF the Corruptus Sun is cured, another underground will be borned, all because of me?! Everyone will only see me as the rotten Hackagon!? ALL, BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR MISGUIDED ATTEMPTS TO BRING BACK SOMETHING MY CLAN FELT WE'D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT?! AND ALL YOU HAD PROVEN IS WHY THE BANS EXIST?! I MEAN, BE HONEST?! YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HOW USLESS THE UNDERGROUNDERS WERE BECAUSE YOU MADE ALCAHOL AND DRUGS SO EASILY ACTCESSABLE?! Even WITHOUT THE CORRUPTION, drugs and alcahol are netourious of having negitive effects! MAKING PEOPLE STUPID IS AMONG THEM!?"
  • Killebrew: "..... I'll admit, in hindsight, we probuly should've moderated those things alittle better. But to be fair, thanks to the corruption, even a tiny bit of restriction would've risked a revolt even I CAN'T CONTROL?! After all, restrictions were among the things those idiots even joined us for anyway! You said it yourself! The less restrictions we had, the more will join!"
  • Rea Buhl: "All the more reason why I should never be allowed to be the leader of anything. If I can't even handle a rebelion right, what good am I to the MOF?"
  • Killebrew: "(Laughs), if it's any consulation, even from me, your still an improvement from Glutus."
  • Rea Buhl: "But NOT, by much. I'll never accept a position of leadership ever again. Neither to order or rebelion. Not like people would wanted me to anyway."
  • ???: "Don't say that about yourself."
  • Hope was seen walking in dragging a tied-up and gagged Glutus struggling to get freed.
  • Hope: "And even IF your even half-right, the President will always make sure people will get the bigger picture. And to give Killebrew some credit, he's right about you being WAY better for the MOF then Glutus."
  • Rea Buhl: "Trust me on this Hope, (As he gets off of Killebrew, who gets quickly tied up and contained by the Penguins), not even my brother can make miricles happen. They're better off with Sting."
  • Hope: "Sting may be awesome as general, but Glutus has proven that without the guidence of a Suprime Commander, and with the Commissioners being proven of not always knowing any better, Sting may soon start making mistakes of her own caliber. A surprime commander has the power and ability to make sure everyone in the MOF is made aware on what they're doing isn't nessersarly the best call. It's clear that without proper scrutany, Glutus ended up the biggest jerk ever cause he was never called out on it. And it's obvious that the commissioners alone, can't run the MOF. They can't even handle the senator without having a member get fired over Jyssie. Speaking of which, she too needs a guide to avoid making mistakes like being tricked to go buy lunch for a rouge ex-general that CLEARLY took advantaged of her to escaped! The Mof needs more help then you think, and even Sting might not be able to even barely fix half of it's problems. And dispite being lulled before, your not actselly that dumb. Naived maybe, but you clearly matured ever since. Sting's an awesome MOF enforcer by all means, but she can become even greater with your help, Rea. Please agree to help the MOF, if not for me and your brother, but yourself and Janleentia and Maaphu. Don't be afraid of Mieber not giving you another chance. Mieber is not the problem. You are basicly being your own worse critic. And sometimes, the best way to beat a critic, even within yourself, is to prove them wrong, and/or improve yourself and give them and yourself something to like.... And awhile back before these showdowns, you did some form of great leadership. You had clearly changed from person that said awful things about me. Your no longer the same whiney, angry, self-entitled insulter jerk that barely even cares for his best, let alone any unlucky low-level that gets slaughtered. That being said, yes, I know the stuff you did, aren't exactly great conversation pieces, and it's not gonna be a quick road of redemption for you, even if you take the terrorisum out of the equation. But you have friends, family, and a lover to help you through all that. I was like you in a way. Because of Glutus being a stupid jerk, I ended up making a poor desition to get involved with the wrong kind of people, and I hurt others in my self-rightious wake to get justice. Both our older siblings knew better then that, Gamton never planning to ever trust Killebrew, and my sister getting the idea that the underground isn't any better then a MOF runed by Glutus. That's, why they're the older siblings, I guess. They made the smart choices, while we eventally had to be made to see the light by unexpected heroes that we were in the wrong. We were in great denial at first, even at a state of being in a hopeless state that no one will never forgive us for the stupid things we've done. Heck, I was still pro-underground even after hearing about your, "colorful" opinion about me and life in general, that's how bad I got it! While you still had trust issues with Tollund for albeit understandable reasons of him faking being Rebelion T...... But alittle closure and kindess snapped us back into reality. Like Freedom and Safety can't be without eachother, the Mof can't be without you, even if you think your the last guy to ever accept it. Killebrew and Glutus may've given up on believing in people and socity, but that doesn't mean we should too. Killebrew lost faith in order and safety because of the downside of the bans, and Glutus became too mistrusting of people making their own choices or making honest mistakes to the point that he's the physical embodiment of someone who doesn't trust freedom. And it's fine if they both wanted Mieber to be better with their extremes, but..... Well, we both know why there isn't no room for a world that's nothing but extremes. Safety can't be without Freedom, cause then people are gonna get angry and go nuts over it. But at the same time, Freedom shouldn't be without Safety, cause then, who's gonna keep all the pyscos and reckless morons in check? Both of these things can't funtion without another. They need to be balenced, and without extremes. And the Mof, needs it's balencer. You. You need to balence out their mistakes with their greats. Fine a peaceful compromise with the Jyssie issue without losing the funding. Make sure the commissioners aren't blinded by how perfect a would-be second coming of Glutus is and act properly for the interests of the people. But most of all...... Mieber needs someone for it to look up to and admire...... Even have the admiration of the Hackagons, and repair the briages between you and your brother..... Someone like-"
  • Rea Buhl stopped her from speaking, face unchanging..... Hope became concerned.....
  • Rea Buhl gave a small smile......
  • Rea Buhl: "...... You already had me when you said that my path to redemption is not a path I walk alone...... And that comment about me not being that Rea anymore was a deal sweetener. I appresiate that you, even dispite all the nasty things I said, woud still stick by me...... That's wistom worthy of a Hackagon, kiddo."
  • Hope: "...... Well, you can be almost amazed on what you hear from a person litterally named after the ideal abstract consept of the same name about what people believe in about things getting better."
  • Rea Buhl: "....... Your right..... Killebrew and Glutus may've given up hope on socity being like what they want, but I am not gonna follow their exsample. That proves that they're not meant to be real leaders. I'll start acting like a real leader, and inspire people to become better then they usually are. That's what leadership is..... Thank you Hope. You truely did lived up to your name."
  • Hope: "Thank you, Suprime Commander. That means alot and- (Eerie Glows are seen)....... (Hope and Rea looked in concern.)....... That's, not suppose to happen right?"
  • Rea Buhl: "..... This, does not look good."
  • The Penguins backed away, as Mushu and the trio looked in shock!
  • Glutus looked in shock and surprise!
  • Killebrew, for once in his fearless life, showed sighs of actual fear!
  • Killebrew: "Wha, wha, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
  • Suddenly, a white, glowing dark hand magicly phases out of a muffledly screaming Glutus!
  • Killebrew: "WHAT THE HELL?!"
  • The Gag was magicly burned off as Glutus was screaming loudly!
  • As so, Glutus was muffled again, this time gaging as well, as the left half of a pterasaur's beak was seen!
  • Killebrew was horrifived! The same confident beastly brute is now replaced by a frighten man-child!
  • Hope and Rea were in horror, as Rea bravely as he could stood between her and the horror that took place.
  • Stalky and Nose were too scared to even scream!
  • Mushu on the other-hand screamed!
  • Smooth: "COOL!? HORROR MOVIE STUFF?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!?"
  • Mushu: "SERIOUSLY, FROGGY, YOU NEED A SHRINK?!"
  • Skipper: "HOLY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR?!"
  • The Beak rose out of Glutus' mouth, showing half of a head of an alternate pterasaur spirit, glowing white with a black hole eye socket as it screeched a ghostly pterasaur screech!
  • Killebrew was screaming in fear!
  • Killebrew: "THIS ISN'T NATROL!? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!? WHAT IS ALL-"
  • What looks like the right hand of the same hand the white ghost had, but black, comes out of Killebrew, who screams again!
  • Rea Buhl: "(Quietly) Killebrew......"
  • Killebrew was screaming as soon, he started to muffle and gag as well when the same progress that happened to Glutus, happens to him, as another Pterasaur half head, the right this time with a white eye hole and glowing in very dark black, rose from the mouth of Killebrew and screeched!
  • Slowly but almost painfully, the spirits rose from Glutus and Killebrew, as the two show signs of great misery and pain!
  • When the Spirits left, Glutus and Killebrew are left on the floors in pain, coughing small waterfalls of their own blood.
  • Hope: "OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO ARE CLEARLY IN SERIOUS PAIN!? WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "...... The Halfed Spirits of Lord Corruptus......."
  • ???: "You'd be correct, Hackagon."
  • Hope and Rea were surprised to see a flouting meddialing with a dark eye centered on it were as it flouted, it's clouth necklace turned into dark, long-fingered hands that intimidated Hope and Rea!
  • Meddailian: "...... For many years, the broken and seperated halfs of my great master have been seperated from eachother...... But now, after my long and brillient plan to help him back has been completed, my master's spirits will reunite, and become the true Corruptus once more. There, he will proceed to once again become the true ruler of the Corruptus system. It was honorable of your family to watch over Mieber for my master, while the other inhapitaints of the planets in his kingdom were MORE then kind to make the worlds look beautiful. Now, as the founder of this system, it is time for my master to return and reclaim his rightful place as the ruler of the Corruptus System. The System, of a new Dark Magilo Order! Not only will his great exspeariments continue, but he will be able to make a home for all dark magilo users and create a force that will finally challnage the light ones! My master's dream, finally realised after a minor but still unfortunate delay..... (Chuckles evily)....... And it was all thanks, to them. (Points to the wounded Killebrew and Glutus). Not only were their wills weaken by the ever helpful Corruptus sun, but they were the perfect unwitting hosts for my masters...... It, was easy....."

Flashback.

  • (Meddailian): "First the choatic side of my master processed Killebrew, for his mental illness and destructive problems made him real easy to process. (The Chaotic side stalked a lone Killebrew as it eventally pounced on him and proceeded to violently process him) (Killebrew screamed as this happened!) However, the most orderly, was a tricky one. Now, Glutus may had been faulty in his persuits, but he was protected by a small but powerful enough light to protect him from the orderly side of my master.... And it was from his charming family. So we had to get creative. First, the chaotic side used Killebrew's adorable imagination, to trick people upset about Glutus overboard motivations for order to make fatal mistakes. That in turn, forced Glutus to be at his worse. (Glutus barked an order and and the Mof shoot down protesters, which included Hope's parents!) I had hoped that it would turn his family against him..... But alas, the light proved strong dispite being an insignifigent speck. That foolhardy female Yateron forgived Glutus for his actions. It's clear that you Hackagons have selected a few people to be aware of the Mighty Corruptus sun. It's obvious a conventional approuch wasn't going to be benifitical. So, I devised the next, best, thing...... Nothing sparks the worse in you, LIKE THE DEATH OF YOUR FAMILY?! (Kranmo and other rebels, incluiding Bisk's dad, attacked and killed Glutus's family, as Glutus' wife screamed in agony!) With the speck destroyed, Glutus was finally ready. (Glutus screamed in anger as the cloaked spirit of Corruptus' order side processed Glutus). Then followed the rest of my plan. The Order side will use Glutus as a means to make the goverment hostile torwords the so-called "oppressed". Those unwiting idiots would then turn to you and Killebrew, Hackagon! (People in droves become rebels), as you create what would've become my master's army of obedient mindless killers! I had you and Killebrew create the underground to make that army possable! While so, the corruptus sun was allowed to make them into proper and true monsters, thanks to your gulliably, Rea. You made it stronger then it already was and allowed it to fester like a cluster of vermin. You were also becoming a promising exsample. I wished to had kept you around. But unfortunately, my plans needed to eventually sacriviced you. You see, I'M the reason why you never kept up with events..... Other then just bad luck for you. I kept you unwilling to replace that STUPID printing press and kept you from investing in online services. Everything else? That's just you being kinda stupid. I mean seriously, BULLET GUNS?! WHAT PLANET OTHER THEN LESSER TEADR LEVEL PLANETS STILL USE THOSE?! But I diegress. The army was otherwise perfect.... But alas, their lack of intelligence, which was meant to grant more obedience, almost unsurprisingly lead to them being..... Well, more stupid then you. Yay varility, your clan banned alcahol and drugs for a reason. So, my master and I would agree that we're better off eventally dumping them along with you as well, Rea. And my master's choatic side had such an idea to include your stupid nature and lack of proper knowledge to our advantage: He caused Killebrew to make you embrace terrorisum. That was meant to make you unignorable to the heroes, so eventally in due time, you would be ruined by incompident idiots with even less useful weapons not being able to handle abunch of misfits. It helped that not every rebel was a successful corrupted pawn..... Like you, young miss ironicly named Hope. It also helped that you failed to mistrust Tollund pretending to be a mysterious badass who played false savior! A REAL LEADER WOULD'VE BEEN CAUTIOUS, IDIOT?! Also, it was not by luck that you rediscovered my master's staff. You see, going litterally underground was more then just because you wanted privaty. The Good Magilo vermin imprisoned the great staff deep within the layers of Mieber, hoping it would never threaten anyone again. They never counted on you alchourse, Rea. A Hackagon, who would rebel against his brother over a general's recklessness. The back-up bases were also apart of this. In fact, this very back-up base, right here in this spot, was where the staff was founded. The Order side wanted to make sure it would be placed in a safe place and to avoid being captured by you misfits, so you can guess why Glutus was so willing to interfear other then just because of your brother's impudence! The staff now rests in your silly museum until the true corruptus can call for it again. And now the final part of this un-holingly brillient plan. Re-uniting my master's broken soul. This one proved tricky, cause your brother proved to be a hinderence with the order side was momentarly disabled. But fortunately, the chaotic side remained freed. So it made sure that the idiotic simpletons, were still in his control, to motivate you silly heroes to come after him, and basicly, rid me and my master of are too flawwed minions! Luckly, while it went on, the order side outsmarted your pitiful excuses for enforcers and eventally followed the heroes to where it all began. But first, the current hosts needed to be defeated in order for my masters' spirits can be free, as their defeat would signify that they have outlive their use....... And, how kind of you two vengence seekers to obliged, just as my master and I figured you would. And the rest, they'll soon say....."

The Flashback ended on the note of the spirits coming back out.

  • Meddailian: "..... Is history. Many years of planning, waiting, exspearimenting and many sacrivices of mortal lives, lead up to this point. Now, my master's spirits will reunite from a mere touch, reform as the true Corruptus, then he will resummon the staff back to us, and then, will begin the dawn of a new age for the Corruptus System. A system that will forever be feared by the rest of mortal socity, of this universe, and even the lougers' universe! And thanks to the unwitting heroes, I, Meddailaron, Lord Corruptus's voice meddailian, have succeeded. I thank you for your help, Rea and Hope. And my regaurds to the Lougers and the MOF for taking down those dime and a dozen idiots. Now, it's time for the worlds to see the rebirth of a dark and merciless near-god! The Corruptus spirits will appear on city central for all, even the President to see. It'll be where Gamton will be given his final reward for caring for our planet. Soul damnation and abominationifcation. And no one will be able to stop us."
  • Rea Buhl: "......... What makes you so sure, YOU DEMENTED PIECE OF METAL!?"
  • Meddailaron: "(Laughs evily)..... How do you two feel about a rematch?"
  • The Spirits of Corruptus picked up both Killebrew and Glutus.
  • Rea Buhl: "WHAT'RE THEY DOING!?"
  • Meddailaron: "Awarding them for their service..... They will become demons based on their extremes."
  • The Spirits began to turn the weaken Killebrew and Glutus into disfigured and mishapen demonic monstrosities!
  • Glutus was now a reptilian ape-monster with 6 eyes now and longer ears! His order suit is damaged by spines growing from his back, his arms, and from a knife-end xenomorth tail.
  • Killebrew was getting brutaler looking and getting big musles, along with longer ghastly horns, a beastly appearence, and thorns coming from the sides of his head and neck!
  • The Spirits let go, as the monsterifived Glutus and Killebrew roared!
  • Rea Buhl: "....... Oh......"
  • Hope: "Crud........"
  • Meddailaron: "Have fun, you two. We're off to make history."
  • Meddailaron laughed as he and the spirits left through the portal gate to the city.
  • Glutus and Killebrew as monsters growled menacely!
  • Rea Buhl: "...... Hope, it may've been a good idea to fight them on our own back when they were only mortal men, but now that they're hidiously mutanted abominations, NOW there's no shame in hiding behind friends!"
  • Hope: "Well, I feel as if I already gotten even with Glutus, you?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Oh yeah, I can safely say, that I already had my justice on Killebrew. TACTICAL RETREAT!?"
  • Rea Buhl and Hope made a run for it as the monsterious Glutus and Killebrew chased after them!
  • Mushu, The Penguins, Nose, and Stalky still remained in shock.....
  • Smooth meanwhile is impressed like the broken mental case he is.
  • Smooth: "..... WHAT A TWIST?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!?"
  • Mushu sighed annoyed at that.
  • Skipper: "..... Gentlemen, this may exactly be what Gazelle meant by there being more to this then meets the eye....."
  • Kolwalski: "We HAVE to warn the others?!"
  • Private: "But who's gonna help Hope and Rea!?"
  • Skipper: "Mushu, Private, your on S.O.S. duty!? Kolwalski, Rico, ON ME?! WE'RE GOING MONSTER HUNTING?!.... If we knew where they were going."
  • Stalky: Seems like they're headed for the emergency Underground Railroad system.
  • Skipper: "THANKS STRECH!"
  • Skipper, Kolwalski, and Rico headed out.
  • Mushu: "Well, looks like we're gonna need some help from you three since we kinda have no choice here."
  • The trio have been untied.
  • Nose: "In return for this kindness, we'll lead you two to the radio towers. It's the best we got to alarm your friends."
  • Mushu, Private, and the Farre trio ran off torwords the towers!

Underground Railroad System

  • Rea Buhl: GET BACK! (He fires his guns at Glutus and Killebrew, yet they were impervious to gunfire, and they kept resisting until the guns ran out of ammo)
  • Hope:... Oh, s***!
  • Rea Buhl: You guys need to fight it! Don't let Corruptus control you!
  • Hope: Uh, Rea, I don't think there's going to be any reasoning them out of this. Those faces DON'T look like the ones that you can convince.
  • Rea Buhl:... Well, we're boned! (Glutus and Killebrew kept attacking, and anything the two threw at them was useless, and they chased them down to the train terminals)
  • Hope:... Quick, get on the trains! We should be safe on them! (They summoned a portal through the terminal and went through and took the train away)
  • Killebrew: (They were not deterred as they broke through the walls and reached the back of the train, tearing their way through)
  • Rea Buhl:... ARBASUS KRAAN!!!
  • Hope: (They tried to access another portal, but Glutus and Killebrew smashed all of them, all except the last one which the Penguin trio accessed and entered the train)
  • Skipper: ALRIGHT, BOYS, LET'S STOP THIS PAIN TRAIN!
  • Hope: Oh, thank God you guys came!
  • Rea Buhl: Heads up, they're impervious to gunfire!
  • Skipper: We'll see about that! Rico! (Rico hacks out several bombs and a rocket launcher in their way and uses them)... HAH! Let's see them survive thaaaaaAAAA?!? (Glutus and Killebrew survived)
  • Rico: (Hacks out a chainsaw and throws it at them, but the chainsaw didn't slice them in the slightest and they smashed it)... (Rico hacked out a minigun and used it, but it still failed)... (He suddenly fired volleys of rockets, and it still failed)... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
  • Skipper: Kowalski? Options?
  • Kowalski: I recommend we find a possible weak spot. But it'll have to take stalling the two to do it.
  • Skipper: Don't see how that will be easy.
  • Rea Buhl: I think I can try it!
  • Hope: Me, too! We'll stall them long enough for you to do the rest. But we can't promise we'll succeed.
  • Rea Buhl: We still have a few defenses up our sleeves. Hopefully, they'll work! (The two attacked as Rea Buhl jumped onto Killebrew and grabbed his horns, stuffing a shock grenade in his mouth as it shocked him for a short amount of time until Killebrew grappled him off his back and held his arms back) YAAAAAAA-
  • Narrator Voice From Before: And that's when the Hackagon realized that when you grab a bulath by the horns...
  • Rea Buhl:... AAAAAHH!!! (Killebrew lifted him up)
  • Narrator Voice From Before:... Sometimes, he'll take you for a ride.
  • Rea Buhl: SON OF A B- (Killebrew smashes him into the ground)... Owch!
  • Hope: (She used her natural agility to kick around Glutus until he grabbed her) WHOA!
  • Narrator Voice From Before: And that's when the courier realized that by this point, her skills were as useless...
  • Hope: (Glutus grabbed her limbs with 4 of his arms)
  • Narrator Voice From Before:... As a screen door on a submarine.
  • Hope: (Glutus cartoonishly stretched her around and tortured her as she screamed in pain and threw her to the ground)... Remind me to see a chiropractor after this! Ah-how!
  • Kowalski:... Alright. Have a good plan. I recommend we agitate the two until they fall to the ground so we can get into the only weak spot I've found so far: their insides.
  • Skipper: You sure about that, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: It's the best chance we've got!
  • Skipper: Alright. Let's roll! (Their series theme song played as they started tackling the two monsters one-by-one, agitating them for 15 seconds)
  • Killebrew: (Grabbed Kowalski and smashed him through the train window)
  • Kowalski: (Panics with dried up and squeaky yelps)
  • Skipper: (He pulled Killebrew by the horns and brought Kowalski safely back in)
  • Rico: (Glutus looked at him angrily) Neener-neener! (Glutus charged towards him as he tripped him to the ground as Rico tied him up)
  • Kowalski: (He and Skipper looped around Killebrew, tying him up and pulling him to the ground)
  • Skipper: REA BUHL, YOU STILL HAVE THOSE SHOCK GRENADES?!?
  • Rea Buhl: (Threw a few to them) JUST TWIST THEM TO ACTIVATE THEM! AND HURRY!
  • Killebrew: (They placed the shock grenades in their mouths and it shocked their insides until they were seemingly unconscious)
  • Skipper: (The three high-fived) Up high! High one! Down low! TOO SLOW!
  • Rea Buhl: We should probably get out of here. They won't stay out for long! Hopefully, they'll remain trapped long enough for us to find a way to cure them.
  • The group ran off as the monsterifived Glutus and Killebrew still showed signs of being active, but the shock was great enough to at least keep them down for at least an hour.

Battle Station Grounds.

  • Private, Mushu, Stalky, Nose and Smooth are in a radio tower.
  • Mushu: "Ya sure this tower's the best way to get anyone's attention?"
  • Stalky: "It can reach all parts of the base. It is garrentied to get everyone's attention."
  • Nose: "But the big matter is, you sure your friends would believe you about what we just witnessed?"
  • Mushu: "Oh trust me, if not for the sounds of roars alone, at the least, Gazelle has freaky visions that is a real useful early warning system! All we need to do is WARN THEM ABOUT THE FREAKY MONSTERS HERE?!"
  • Nose: "Fair objective."
  • Stalky: "Now, it's fair to make you aware that it'll only recindise a certain command only the undergrounders would know."
  • Mushu: "So I guess untying you 3 was helpful. So which one of you's best suited for this?"
  • Nose: "Either me and/or Stalky."
  • Mushu: "THEN THE BOTH OF YA'LL?! AND HURRY?! BEFORE THOSE THINGS POP ON BACK!? LIKE DAISIES!?"
  • Stalky: Alright, alright, don't rush us, lizard-thing!
  • Mushu: Hey, dragon, DRAGON, not lizard, I don't do that tongue thing! (Sticks his tongue out)
  • Stalky:..... But, you just did.
  • Mushu: "...... JUST USE THE THING!?"
  • Stalky: "All right, all right, don't get touchy. (Stalky and Nose get on the controls.) Attention any busybodies in the base not actual Undergrounders. Hear this. In due to the unexpected appearence of an anichent dark magilo lord and a talking sentient meddailian, Killebrew and Glutus may have been..... Altered into a rather unpleasent looking state.... To sum it up. They've been turned into litteral monsters as suppose to metathoricly speakings. As such, Miss Hope and Rea Bul have seemed to be caught in the midst of being persued by the duo. We advise that you give them aide. Just follow the sounds of roars and the sound of underground property being damaged. Thank you."

Lodgers' Location

  • Oggle: It's one of Killebrew's cohorts!
  • Stalky: Now please don't mistrust anything I say. Just go to the rails and you'll see for yourself. Stalky out and..... Thank you for listening. (The feed cuts off)
  • Sassy:... Should we trust them?
  • Gazelle: I think we might because, I feel what I feared has been realized. Something has awakened down here.
  • Soothsayer: And it's something strong.
  • Tamara: I'd say so! (Checks holopad) Glutus and Killebrew are going fast in the Underground Railroad System, and their genetic signature has been altered. And Hope, Rea Buhl, and three of the Penguins are on that train hiding in...a surprisingly good spot until they reach the next station.
  • Chiller: And that is?
  • Tamara: 10 minutes away.
  • Shifu: Then we must move!
  • SpongeBob: SHELL LODGE AND COMPANY, MOVE OUT! (They head out)

MOF Location

  • Heavvory:...Should we trust him?
  • 50: I believe we might. (Checks holopad) According to this, Glutus and Killebrew are travelling through the Underground Railroad System, and their genetic signature has changed exponentially. And some of the Lodgers are on the train hiding and waiting for the next stop. ETA is 10 minutes and 36 seconds and counting.
  • Xa Moxxlund: Is there a way to get on that train?
  • 50: There are a few trains we can take. I recommend the train at G9.
  • Ceerus: Then let's move. (The MOF forces head out)

Underground railways.

  • The Monsterfived Glutus and Killebrew are showing signs of slowly but surely rewaking, but are too weak to awake right away.

Elsewhere.

  • Hope, Rea, and the Penguins are hiding in a remaining train.
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, how long before our beasty friends wake up from naptime?"
  • Kowalski: Well, I'd estimate it won't be quite long. Corruptus might possibly give them the ability to fight off pain, yet it will take them quite a while.
  • Hope: So... What do we do?
  • Kowalski: Well, we simply hide and wait, hoping we can reach the station and trap the two until we can get help.
  • Skipper: Well, let's certainly hope we can reach it. ETA to the station?
  • Rea Buhl: (Checks holopad)... 10 minutes and 14 seconds.
  • Hope: HAH! That's not too long... Right?
  • Skipper: I sure hope not. (Their train passed right by another train)

Train Station.

  • Tamara: (They reach the station)... Alright. This train is not as big as Big Mona, but it's got enough carts to hold all of us. Hopefully, the weight of all of us won't be a hindrence.
  • B.O.B: Well, let's move! (Tamara uses a terminal and opens the portal as they entered and took the train, pursuing the runaway train)
  • Heavvory: (The two trains rushed right by as the MOF enforcers came in to another train)...So this is the G9 Station?
  • 50: Affirmative. And the Lodgers and their compatriots are already in pursuit.
  • (Sting): (On transmission) Well, you'd better get a move on as well! Whatever happened down there, you need to finish it!
  • Gunroe: Let's get 'em! (Cocks a rifle)
  • ???: Is this a limited party, or can any other commanders join? (The other 6 MOF Commanders from the Dump appeared)
  • Ceerus: Oh, hey, guys! How was dealing with the iobrogs?
  • Bracket: Not that hard. Those iobrogs didn't really wanna leave, so we took good care of them with a little music.
  • Qoome: And we already picked up the situation.
  • Xa Moxxlund: Well, you came just in time. Those heroes are gonna need all the help they can get.
  • (Sting): Then go! They've got 9 minutes and 49 seconds until they reach the next station, and you need to make sure Glutus and Killebrew don't get in the way.
  • Bracket: We will not let you down, General! (They hopped on the train)
  • Uartond: CHAAARGE! (The train started and chased after the two trains)
  • Rea Buhl: (Checks the holopad)... Oh, thank the merciful horags in the cluster! There's two trains surrounding this one!
  • Hope: It's the Lodgers and our friends!
  • Skipper: Atta soldier, Private! (Roaring was heard)

(This music played)

Raze Soundtrack - Disposal Level Waterflame - Control Crowd

Raze Soundtrack - Disposal Level Waterflame - Control Crowd

  • Glutus: (He and Killebrew were slowly recovering and they broke free of their restraints)
  • Killebrew: (They saw the two trains surrounding them)...(Growls menacingly as the two ran off)
  • Tamara: (Does work on the terminals)... Oh, blast it, they've broken most of the terminals in that train!
  • Oggle: Hey, there's one that still works! (Suddenly, it changed)... Aaaand, the two have broken it!
  • Sam: Then we'll have to get in the HARD way! (Takes out a rocket launcher and punches a hole in the two trains)
  • Max:...That was easy! (Suddenly, the other side of the train was blasted open)
  • Gunroe:...Someone need a helping arm?
  • Po: Do we ever!
  • Donkey: So where is this demoni-cized pain in the neck? (Tremors were suddenly heard)
  • Xa Moxxlund:...That doesn't sound good!
  • Glutus: (He and Killebrew were trying to separate the carts from the locomotive)
  • Gunroe: OH, NO, YOU DON'T! (He sets up multiple turrets as they fire at the both of them, yet their imperviousness to gunfire left them useless)...Wha?
  • Rea Buhl: (He and the others came in) Yeah, apparently, they're immune to ammunition.
  • Kowalski: But luckily, they're vulnerable on the inside.
  • Squidward: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TARGET THEIR INSIDES?!?
  • Shifu: Easy. Just use a similar tactic me and Po used on Kim the Invincible.
  • Squidward:...HOW?!? IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN PULL HOT WATER AND SULFUR OUT OF OUR BUTTS OR ANYTHING!!! (More tremors occurred as the carts were about to be separated)
  • B.O.B: GANGWAAAAAAY! (He manages to reattach the carts before they can separate)...YUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!! (He looks down and sees the electric train tracks below him)...Meep!
  • Missing Link: Nice going there, B.O.B!
  • Killebrew: (They charged towards them as they struck them all with a bowling strike sound)
  • Hope: SON OF A CUSSING CUSSWOOOOORD!!! (Killebrew and Glutus grabbed both of them as they ran towards the end of the train and held them towards the electric tracks)
  • Rea Buhl: URRGGHHH!!!
  • Hope: (Was frightened as her hair caught the electricity and shocked her) AYE! SOMEBODY HELP US!!!
  • Tamara: LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!!! (Trips Glutus down and rescues Hope)
  • Rea Buhl: WHOSE GONNA SAVE ME, THOUGH?!?
  • Icky: (Icky tried kicking him in the crotch)... Odd... That usually works- (He was kicked into Gilda, Iago, Fidget, and Trixie)
  • Tamara: (Tries tripping him, but he was much heavier and resilient)... What the- (She was kicked away as well)
  • Xandy: I got this! I use to wrangle bulaths on Carbungia when my parents were still alive.
  • Hudson: Uh, Xandy, I don't think that's a good idea!
  • Xandy: (Jumps onto Killebrew and pulls him by the horns, freeing Rea Buhl) WHOA, EASY THERE! (She rides Killebrew across the three trains)
  • Glutus: (Roars as he grabs both Tamara and Hope and smashes them both onto the ground and throws them both out the back of the train towards the electric tracks until Samantha and Magnum levitate them to safety)
  • Killebrew: (Grapples Xandy off his back and smashes her through the train wall as she smashes into the inactive glass screens on the tunnel walls)
  • Xandy: OUCH!! (Kicks him in the eye and climbs to the top of the train as Killebrew punched through the ceiling trying to find her until she swings back inside and kicks Killebrew to the ground) SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A WAY TO STOP THEM!!
  • Rea Buhl: We're trying, but they won't hold still for us to shock their insides again.
  • Xa Moxxlund: Clearly they won't let the same thing happen again.
  • Timer: Allow me! (Freezes time, and grabs a shock grenade, activates it, and puts it in Glutus and Killebrew's mouths, then restores time)
  • Glutus: (The two had enough time to remove them and throw them at the group before the 2 seconds were up, shocking a few of the fighters)
  • Timer:... Hmm... Hadn't thought that the grenades wouldn't start counting down until time was restored- (Glutus knocked him out, and the two constantly blocked and countered every attack the heroes threw at them as the camera spun around them for 20 seconds)
  • Hawkens: "YEESH!? I imagined these guys were tough enough already as mortals, but THIS?! It's like they were given an uncountable amount of Klenamarkian steroids and heavy doseage of mutative Halcle Milk mixed in with the rage causing venom of a Gruyan Razorback Barking Tetraca!"
  • Mr. Krabs: Wait, 'Tetraca'? what's that?
  • Oggle: I'm pretty sure that's what you were disguised as when you went undercover in the Underground. 4 claws?
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, right.
  • Icky: "Ok, I heard of barking spiders, BUT BARKING CRAB-THINGS?! This AUU stuff is just starting to get-"
  • Killebrew stomps down Icky!
  • Icky: "(Muffled under his hoof) OWCH. I really HATE IT when this happens."
  • Samantha: It's clear that Corruptus is not going to let his plan fail that easily. If they won't fall for the shock grenade tactic again, then we need to fight fire with fire!
  • Cloakblade: And that means?
  • Samantha: It means we need Magelio magic to fight against this.
  • Merlin:... Maybe so. (Puts away his wand and his hands glow in Magelio magic)
  • Pain: Are you sure about that? I doubt you guys have actually LEARNED dark Magelio magic.
  • Panic: Yeah. Didn't you say that dark Magelio isn't allowed on Magelio as any source gets exiled by it's defensive crystals?
  • Samantha: There are ways to counter dark Magelio magic.
  • Killebrew and Glutus growled, reckindising that Samantha and Merlin are threats, and were about to charge when suddenly, Gazelle just casually trips the both of them down!
  • Killebrew and Glutus looked angerly at the interuption.
  • Gazelle: "..... Try to catch me, boys."
  • Gazelle steps onto her keyblade as it starts to flout up like a hoverboard!
  • Gazelle does a dance to mock the two to prevoke them to come after her as the hover-boardifived keyblade zooms off, the two beasts persuing!
  • Iago: "..... Looks to me at Gazelle's trying to distract those two meatheads."
  • Samantha: "Then we have to act quick. Even as beasts, they'll be smart enough to realise that they'll never be able to catch her and go back to focus on us, or even simply split to one of them coming back to us while the other persues her."
  • Merlin: "Then we must hurry to conjure a powerful enough cleansing spell for both of those behemoths before they get the concept of what Gazelle's trying to do, or work around it."
  • Hope: Well, then, get on with it!
  • Gazelle: (Continues to hold off the two as they constantly fail to tackle her)
  • Killebrew: (Roars in aggravation and starts smashing more of the train, managing to knock off a few of the carts on the back in the process as those on them avoided it in time)
  • Xa Moxxlund: This better not take long! This is DEFINITELY not a stable battlefield to be in.
  • 50: Luckily, ETA to the station is 6 minutes and 35 seconds. We have until then to cure the two.
  • Heavvory: Should we use gunfire to hold them off? They may be immune to it, but it's sure to stall them.
  • Bracket: Unfortunately, we've used quite a lot of ammunition in our battles as it is. I'm afraid with the ammo we have left, it will only make them mad and more destructive to the train.
  • Gunroe: Awwww!!!
  • Mad Hatter: "Well luckly for you, I visited an old friend from the Star Wars universe and collected A WHOLE lot of lazer stuff. (Takes off his hat and pours down alot of lazer tec ammunition)."
  • Icky: "What the- Wha, when did you had a friend in the Star Wars universe?!"
  • Mad Hatter: "Ever since Disney bought the francise from Geogre Locas. I met this little robot that looks like a box with feet that REALLY loves Tea."
  • Sam: You mean one of those gonk droids?
  • Mad Hatter: "Is THAT what they're called? I've been calling mine Boxy."
  • Mad Hatter pulls out that vert Gonk Droid clearly covered in dry stains of tea.
  • Mad Hatter: "Say hello Boxy."
  • Boxy the Gonk Droid: "(Gonk Droid sounds in distress) (OH MY DEAR LUCAS, I THOUGHT HE WAS DONE WITH ME!?)"
  • Icky: "...... I, don't think he sounded happy to see ya Hats."
  • Kowalski: (With translator)... He says that he and Hatter had a bit of an incident. Hatter almost short-circuited him to death with his tea.
  • Hatter: Didn't he say he liked tea?
  • Kowalski: Well, in Gonkian droidspeak, the word 'tea' means... Well... 'Loony'. Droids can't even DRINK tea cuz', you know, they're machines.
  • Boxy: (Gonkian: "That's right! I deserve an apology right now, loony!")
  • Hatter: Sure, you can have some more tea!
  • Kowalski: WAIT, HE SAID YOU- (Hatter short-circuits him to death with tea)... Needed to apologize.
  • 50:... May I ask why a mad person prone to murdering fellow machines is among you?
  • Cynder: It's a LONG story. They were kinda in a world which acted like an asylum for the incurably insane until I killed their mad queen who was a part of one of our enemies. They almost had all of us hung had it not been for the White Rabbit.
  • White Rabbit: Yes, I was a witness as the Queen's squire, so I was the only one who could stop that from occurring. Since then, Cynder's been dubbed our new Queen.
  • Icky: But APPARENTLY, because Cynder never visited Wonderland that often, she left it under the control of the Queen's less-but-quite-moderately-insane sister until me and Iago took care of her.
  • Gazelle: GUYS! IF YOU'RE DONE STANDING THERE DISCUSSING THINGS, I COULD USE YOUR HELP!!! (Was still dodging the mutanted duo!) I mean, Ay Crumba, guys, of ALL the times to talk about previous misadventures! I mean, seriously-
  • Suddenly, cause Gazelle wasn't paying attention, Killebrew grabbed her and threw her out the locomotive window as she used her Uniter Blade to stab the hood and hold on as Glutus and Killebrew climbed after her!
  • Gazelle: "........ You take your eyes of the prize for only UNO MOMENTO, and something LIKE THIS happens!? Ay ay ay, no wonder why the Lougers have their critics! I really, REALLY, need to help them on NOT being so quick to un-nessersary conversations in LIFE AND DEATH STRUGGLES?!"
  • Icky's voice: "WE GET IT, WE HAVE THOSE SORT'VE THINGS IN BAD TIMES!? Also, pointing out the problem doesn't inheredly make it funny as Mysterious Mr. Enter always points out and-"
  • A slap was heard!
  • Icky: "OW! (Looks at the shorce of the slap from a hyperventalating Duke Weaselton worried about Gazelle) Your lucky I gotten used to abuse from the times Shenzi and Shen from hitting me alot for being dry humored or stupid. Also cause of the fact that I am obviously not helping in the situation."
  • Duke: FOR THE LOVE OF DARWIN GUYS, THE FILLER TALK MOMENTS ARE POINTLESS!!! WE'LL WORRY ABOUT HATTER'S ROBOT ABUSE AT A TIME WHERE NONE OF US ARE ABOUT TO DIE HERE FROM MUTANTED MONSTERS BORNED FORM ALREADY BAD PEOPLE?!
  • Merlin: Luckily for you guys we didn't bother listening. We've almost got enough power to deal with the two.
  • Duke: WELL, HURRY UP, GAZELLE IS HANGING FOR DEAR LIFE ON A TRAIN GOING DARWIN KNOWS HOW FAST!!!
  • Gazelle: (Killebrew and Glutus jump onto her and hold her towards the bottom of the front of the train, as she pushes as hard as she could to avoid certain death) SANTA MARIA, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Duke jumped out and landed on Killebrew's face!
  • Duke: "HANDS AND HOOVES OFF THE BELOVED POP SENSATION TURNED SPACE MESSIAH DAME, YA SCHMOES?!"
  • Killebrew and Glutus roared!
  • Duke: "AHH!?"
  • Something simular to this scene happened as Glutus and Killebrew try to hit Duke, but end up hitting themselves or eachother!
"Have a Donut" Clip - Zootopia

"Have a Donut" Clip - Zootopia

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  • Duke: "HA! MR. BIG'S GOONS COULD HIT A WEASEL BETTER THEN YOU!? I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, YA MUGS!? SO WHY DON'T YOU STEP UP YOUR A-GAME, AND-" (He was punched by Glutus towards the locomotive window and grabs Gazelle)
  • Gazelle:... You might need to work on not talking while in a dangerious situation too, Mr. Weaselton.
  • Duke: Ah, sha... Uh... Quiet! I hope you've got a plan for us to NOT be electrified and/or run over gruesomely!!! Clearly that blade of yours can't be of help. Once you pull it out, WOOSH!
  • Gazelle: I don't NEED to use this thing to climb out! Hold on! (Does acrobatic stunts that get them back through the window and safely into the train as Gazelle took the Uniter Blade out)
  • Duke:... WHEW! (Chuckles) I wasn't scared. Knew you had it under control.
  • Gazelle: Yeah, sure you did. NOW SAMANTHA, MERLIN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE READY!
  • Merlin: We're 97% charged. All we need are 30 seconds.
  • Killebrew: (Smashes the trains as more carts disappear)
  • Mad Hatter: EAT LASER TIC-TACS!!! (Takes out the SW laser guns and uses them against the two, aggravating them)
  • 50: I'd still be careful. Aggravating them too much can lead to unneeded consequences.
  • Mad Hatter: Oh, what could-
  • Glutus: (They both roar as they break off more of the train, leaving many heroes to crowd up what's left of it)
  • Icky:... (Sighs) You're a real moron, you know that? You just HAD to prevoke Murphy's Law!
  • Mad Hatter: At least it held them off.
  • Toxtord: Yeah, but now we can hardly fight crowded up like this! (Glutus and Killebrew growled at them and roared in their faces)
  • Phil: (Steps in something wet)... Someone spill lemonade? Cause ya know that joke's starting to get old now.
  • Duke: Nope, it's DEFINITELY pee this time.
  • Phil: "(Bugged-eyed as an AWOHGA sound was heard)! OHHHHHH!? NASTY?! DISGUSTING!?"
  • Samantha: (She and Merlin were fully-charged) Alright! We're ready!
  • Hope: THANK THE TEADR 0 GODS!!! (Killebrew and Glutus took out more of the train, yet the heroes were able to save whoever was in peril before it could happen, and Merlin and Samantha were put off balance)
  • Merlin: (Killebrew and Glutus grabbed him and Samantha and prepared to throw them onto the electric tracks)
  • Clifton: SAMANTHA, NOO!!!
  • Phil: MERLIN, NOO!!!
  • Merlin/Samantha:... (They both looked at each other) EMERGENCY JETTISON WAVE! (They unleashed the energy as a shockwave which made everything fade into white for 5 seconds)
  • Duke: (Dubbed as Marlin)... I'm dead... I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead!...
  • Gazelle:... Not quite! (The heroes recovered and saw that Merlin and Samantha were on top of Glutus and Killebrew, who were turned back to normal)
  • Duke:... (Laughs in victory) WOO-HOO!!! WE DID IT! WE KICKED THEIR DEMONIC BUTTS!!!
  • Glutus/Killebrew: DEMONIC?!?
  • Glutus: What the deuce do you MEAN demonic?!? I demand to know what is going on! (Sees Killebrew)... AND WHY HAVEN'T I KILLED YOU YET?!?
  • Killebrew: Better question, WHY AREN'T YOU WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS WORLD?!?
  • Bracket: Now, now, both of you, calm down! Just get yourselves up and we'll explain the whole story.
  • Gunroe: Yeah, you guys were resistant to guns! And THAT'S pretty impressive.
  • Merlin: Apparently, the halved spirits of Corruptus processed the both of you and used you as scapegoats in an evil plan of biblical proportions.
  • Sparx: Yeah, you were UUUUUUUUGLY!
  • Gazelle: But fear not, the nightmare is over.
  • Glutus:... Okay... I clearly need some time to process what the gunkopus just happened.
  • Killebrew: Certainly, RIGHT AFTER I SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE STAINING THE TRACKS! (Pushes Merlin and Samantha off and holds Glutus to the electric tracks until the heroes held him at gunpoint)
  • Zosimo: I wouldn't recommend it when you're among authority, Killebrew. As soon as we get to the station, you're going to jail! The BOTH of you!
  • Killebrew:... How about you lot settle for the next best thing......? JUST ME! (Lets go of Glutus)
  • Samantha: Whoa! (Levitates Glutus before he hit the tracks) Nice try, big guy, but you're ALSO among magicians.
  • Killebrew: ".......... I am REALLY not having a good week, am I?"
  • Xa Moxxlund grabs Killebrew by the head and headbutts him so hard, he knocks Killebrew out REALLY hard as he fell down with a highly hilariously stupid face!
  • Xa Moxxlund: "...... Yes..... You indeed were not."
  • Glutus: "....... Look, everyone, if it's any consulation, my actions were justifived in trying to punish this brute for the loss of my family."
  • Icky: "Yeah, I can see that even with the halved spirits gone, these two ARE STILL mega-jerks!"
  • Iago: "That could also be from the Corruptus Sun, Icky. I bet all the spirits did wa snudged them in the right direction."
  • Glutus: "Wha, me?! Corrupt?! If that were true, then how come I don't look as bad as the rebels!?"
  • Shifu: "Well OBVIOUSLY it wasn't the kind of corruption THEY had. You had the complex kind that made it look as if everything you did was your own while avoiding most if not all clear signs of it's presence. Think about it, you arrigant fool! Remember that violence is ANOTHER way to get corrupted in this world, and even if you only did it to maintain order, YOU, WERE DOING ALOT OF VIOLENCE?!"
  • Glutus: "ALOT OF THAT WAS IN SELF DEFENCE OR TO INSPIRE FEARFUL RESPECT IN A DEFIER!?"
  • Rea Buhl: "True, but the Corruptus Sun didn't cared for that. Self defence or not, it quilifives as violence. Granted, you were fine in the days of before your family's deaths, but Meddailaron had to get the chaotic side of Corruptus processing Killebrew to make it that Killebrew had the assassination happen, so it would be easier for the order side to process you and made you worse. Because, your family was standing in the way of the sun making you what you are now, and Meddailaron knew this and wanted them out of the way. By all means, yes, it's obvious that Killebrew was argueably still aware of what he did, but at the least, he was like you. An already troubled being made worse by the halved spirits."
  • Glutus: "...... Even though I know of the halfed spirits, I CAN'T, EXACTLY PUNISH SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY DEAD?! NO MORTAL WEAPON, ADVANCE OR PRIMITIVE, CAN HARM THE UNDEAD?! With Killebrew, at least a well placed shot would end him!"
  • Merlin: "You may be right about MORTAL weapons. But that doesn't mean there aren't weapons meant and designed to harm spirits, even sent them to the spirit realms for enturnal rest."
  • Glutus: "Problem is, weapons like that tend to exist in even more primitive melee weapons! And even IF we process anything of the like..... Have you failed to rememebr WHO we're talking about?! Halved shells of his former glory aside, IT'S, CORRUPTUS?! An evil that puts even the VA's finest Dark Magilo user in looking like a cheap dollar store illutionist! This is the same monster respondsable of creating the corruptus sun!? The beast, that only very powerful good magilo wizards can defeat, AND IT'S LIKELY, THAT THEY'D ALL PASSED ON BY NOW, EVEN IF THEY HAD LONGADGIVITY!? Seperated, the Order and Choas sides are unstoppable, but united, The True Corruptus will bring an end to our beloved orderly Mieber like it's nothing more then a small feet!? IF THOSE SPIRITS REUNITE AND REFORM AS THE TRUE CORRUPTUS, AND IF THEY GET THEIR STAFF BACK, THE SYSTEM HE FOUNDED WILL BE HIS AGAIN, AND THE HACKAGON RULE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STAND A CHANCE?! FORSAKE ANY EFFERT TO DEFEAT HIM AND CONSIDER THE IDEA OF EVACUATING THE PLANET AND GETTING THE PRESIDENT OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Hope: "Gees, Glutus. Why are you so afraid of a dark lord that's already been defeated before? That means he's not unbeatable."
  • Glutus: "AS I SAID, YOU IGNORENT CHILD?! HE WAS ONLY DEFEATED AT THE TIME BECAUSE THE GOOD MAGILO USERS WHO DEFEATED HIM WERE MASTERS OF EQUIL LEVELS, MAYBE EVEN STRONGER?! AND LIKELY THEY DON'T WALK AMONG US ANYMORE?! BY ALL ACCOUNTS, THEM BEING GONE MEANS CORRUPTUS TRUELY IS UNDEFEATABLE?!"
  • Shrek: "Then we'll just crash Corruptus' reunion plans and banish the spirits to Samantha's dark realm place she placed Elder Lighthead in."
  • Glutus: "That's the problem, you fools?! IT'S LIKELY THAT KILLEBREW AND MYSELF WERE DISTRACTIONS!? WE WEREN'T NESSERSARLY MEANT TO WIN, IF THOUGH PART OF A KINGPIN PLAN CORRUPTUS AND THE MEDDAILIAN HAD!? EITHER WAY, WHETHER YOUR DEAD OR NOT DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG AS WE SUCCEEDED IN ONE THING: LEADING FOCUS AWAY FROM STOPPING THE MEDDAILIAN AND THE CORRUPTUS HALVES REACHING THE CENTRAL CITY WHERE THE MUSEUM IS, ALONG WHERE THE HACKAGON BUILDING IS?! PRESIDENT HACKAGON IS COMPLETELY VULERABLE AND IS DOOMED TO BE TURNED INTO ANOTHER ABOMINATION?! OR WORSE!?"
  • Hope: "...... Wow, those guys ARE good at being bad!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Then it's time we get back to the surface and finally create the final chapter in the legacy of Corruptus!"

Chapter 7: Wrath of the True Corruptus/Corruptus Cured and Brothers Unite

City Cental.

  • Meddailaron laughed as the Corruptus halves followed him as the museum was seen, as the populus paniced at the sight!
  • Janleentia was holding Maaphu by her side, as the good undergrounder group looked in utter shock!
  • Mr. Suresmury: "SOCLE BLU?! IT'S LIKE A HORROR MO-VIE CAME TO LIFE?!"
  • Randel: "Oh please tell me that's a really good prank going on!?"
  • Tomplex: "THAT IS NO PRANK!? THAT'S THE HALVES OF CORRUPTUS?!"
  • Bisk: "..... If I didn't already liked the idea of stating on this planet, THAT, IS NOT HELPING?!"
  • The Halved Spirits and Meddailaron arrived at the museum.
  • Inside, as if because of the preasence of it's master, the Corruptus Staff levitated up and flew out, meeting the spirits of it's master.
  • Both of the halves grabbed the staff, as the staff began repairing the spirits closer togather, as their current colors changed and morth to a striped black-red, and a long and shadowy and ripped robe began to cover the spirits as they returned back, to the True Lord Corruptus! After the transformation is done, Lord Corruptus screeched loudly as a dark wave shattered all glasses and knocked the populus down!
  • Meddailaron laughed in rejoice, as he latches ontoLord Corrupus.
  • Meddailaron: "Now, master...... Let's pay the president a visit..... It's time for him to retire, and for our rule to begin."
  • ???: "You need not to go further to the Hackagon Building, Lord Corruptus."
  • President Hackagon arrived in MOF battle armor.
  • President Hackagon: "..... Just because I am president, it does not mean that the Hackagon fighting spirit no longer flows in me. I should've known and guessed that all of Mieber's problems, and the Hackagon's problems..... All stem back to you. The Good Magilo users were right to warn my family of your return."
  • Meddailaron: "(In a different voice) Indeed they had..... To bad that even with their extended lifespans, they were not able to aide you, Gamton."
  • President Hackagon: "Only those that earned my respect may earn the right to refer me by my perdestriain name. Why, YOU don't even earned the right to refer me as President Hackagon!"
  • Meddailaron: "(As Corruptus' Voice) Oh, HOW HURTFUL of you, Mr. President. After all, I am the reason this planet is even reckindised as well as it is in the universes."
  • President Hackagon: "Anyone else could've just as easily found this system and bring reckindition to Mieber and the other planets here. And they would've done it without what you did to the sun!"
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) Hey now, no one's perfect, Mr. President. Not even you. (Laughs in union of Lord Corruptus making growl-like laughs).... In fact, it was proven when you failed to save your brother from being a stooge of that mentally disrepaired fool Killebrew!"
  • President Hackagon: "He who lives in a glass house, should not throw stones at that of others of the same living arrangement. You are not of your right mind yourself, Corruptus. In fact, you may as well be just your own dark magilo personifived as yet another fallen magilo user, and another exsample on why magilo must be handled respondsabily!"
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) (Does the creepy unison laugh again). Your a brave one, Hackagon. Your clan has always, been. But even that fancy armor can't protect you from the might of Dark Magilo. And with my staff back, any weapon you process is rendered useless against your rightful ruler, and newfound near-god!"
  • President Hackagon: "This is not just "fancy" armor. It is an armor made with Magilo metals. That means that I have the power to at least do some harm to you. But I know even this is not a true concern to you. That is why, I have this. (Reveils a beautiful glowing light flute)."
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) (Gasps in union with Corruptus)! The Flute of the Spirits!? They, would grant you one of the Planet Magilo's most valued treasures?!"
  • President Hackagon: "It's not nessersarly the original. But it is an equily powerful and effective recreation they granted to me, to use against you. Even a mere note is played, and your spirits will be helplessly captured by the will of the magilo great spirits, and be taken to your final resting place in the Magilo afterlife. You will finally be freed from your suffering and misery, as then we will purify your staff to use against your sun, and fix the damage you have done."
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus)..... (Laughs creeply in unison)..... You brave but foolish little lizard. Even if you cured my sun, my enfluence is forever. My corruptive radiation will NEVER die. And even if you find ways to remove it's presence, the damage is done. Mieberians will ALWAYS and FOREVER be the most corruptive beings ever! No light, not even Magilo, can fix that."
  • President Hackagon: "..... True...... But it doesn't nessersarly need to be fix. We will simply learn to live with it, and control it. We, will always avoid, being another tragic story like you..... Speaking of which...... It's time for yours to meet it's long awaited, peaceful end."
  • Lord Corruptus growled, as he leaped up to the sky with a haunting screech! Then after a quick spin, Lord Corruptus attacked by firing a ray from the staff!
  • President Hackagon quickly dodged skillfully, as Lord Corruptus charged for a confrontal assult!
  • President Hackagon quickly brought out a combat staff and entered a staff fight with Corruptus!
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) You know well as much as I that we are evenly matched. This battle will never go anywhere. Surrender the flute and I'll spare you from a monsterious change as an adviser."
  • President Hackagon: "A Hackagon never surrenders!?"
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) Oh, but what about if your people were in danger?"
  • Lord Corruptus screeched, as it did, various animal noises are heard!
  • Outside the walls, armies and armies of wild animals, corrupted by the Corruptus Sun, charged forword in fast but organised rows, from herbavore to predator, mammel to bird, reptile to amfibian, to even odd and amazing creatures, as they all advanced and surrounded the wall, as the biggest and strongest creatures began to ram into the wall as damage, small as it is, is seen, where continuious attacks would result in eventuall destruction of the walls, while smaller creatures like apes and others climbed the walls, while birds of all kinds swarm around the city in the skies, awaiting for the eventual attack of the other animals! Joining this army from rising from the ground are zombifived undead animals and skeletal dinosaur bones as they roared and join in, and from another side, swarms of elemental demons are charging in in full force, roaring and growling as they deminstraigt their various elemental powers!
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) I have the power to keep my animals, living and undead, and my element demons from redusing this and all cities to rubble...... But I'll only do it if you surrender the flute...... Otherwise....... I hope your not still bothered by people dying..... Think about this long and hard."
  • Janleentia, the purer undergrounders, and all of the city are in fear of this lose-lose situation.
  • Mr. Sursemury: "OH NO!? Mr. President, he's in a lose-lose situation!? If he surrenders the flute, Corruptus wins, if not, he wins reguardless! Either way, it will not end well! Both enslavement or death by animals or undead beasts or elemental demons are both terrorable fates!?"
  • Tomplex: "OH JUST WHEN I WAS PARDONED FROM JAIL!?"
  • Randel: "..... I really wished my family stayed in Jokaliva."
  • Janleentia hugged Maaphu tearfully as if it was the last time, fearing for the worse reguardless.
  • President Hackagon was caught in an unescapeable situation. Corruptus will win either way if he choice one or the other.
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) (Laughs in Unison)...... What happened to that Hackagon cleverness that allowed you to escape from these kind of situations? Did it went away with your age? Oh do please answer quickly. My pets are getting QUITE anxious! And that is only quelled, by blood and death. And your city offers LOADS of that! It'll be like a playground of massicures for them..... So what's your call, Mr. President? Eitherway..... Mieber, is, mine." (Cackles as thunder was heard)
  • ???: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, CORRUPTUS! (He turned around to see the heroes)
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus)... Ahhh, you heroes work quick. I could've sworn those two would hold you off a bit longer than that. Not that I ever expected them to win, but I was gunning for at least delaying you long enough till I reclaim my rulership from the Hackagon clan.
  • Samantha: It seems like you underestimate us, especially when these heroes assisted in bringing down the Villains Act. Plus, you're among OTHER Magelio users.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) (Chuckles) Yes, I seem to sense a bit of potential in two of you. But you're still both amateurs. I've been studying this magic for decades, and longer than that thanks to the spells I had available to keep me alive. You're fighting a far more-experienced Magelio master than yourselves. Only those as powerful as the Good Magelio users of old were strong enough to beat me, while their successors in the Magelio Council of today are not as experienced.
  • Samantha: Once again, you're foolish to underestimate us by how powerful we are. I've been with Magelio students who told me that even the most inexperienced of Magelio users can take down something as deadly as a Gladiozont.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) (Unison-laughs again as it scares most of the heroes) On my first day here, I killed a Gladiozont without lifting a finger.
  • Gazelle:... Am I to assume that whatever you're speaking of is yet another innocent animal?
  • Samantha: (Sighs), Well, innosent in a relitive sense that it's violent behavior is designed for surviveal. A Gladiozont is our UUniverses' best superpredator. A superpredator is a predator that is so adaptable and resilient, it can cause environmental damage if not put in the right ecosystem. There's only 5 superpredators in these UUniverses, and Gladiozonts are the most dangerous, having the most dangerous of any creature of nature's design. Practically overkill rivals to even the likes of C-Rexes!
  • Hawkens: "Heck, even Hannibal would gave a Gladio some personal space!"
  • Clifton: Yeah, basically, we've grown fine with whether or not they die or not. They've caused so much extinctions and ecological damage, killing them is considered the only bit of a kindness ya can do to an out of place Gladio to prevent those things from being a danger to anyone. It's basically how we control their population. I know, that's, totally barbaric in your eyes, but keep in mind, these worlds are OBVIOUSLY not like your homeworld of Zootopia. Sometimes our idea on how to deal with animals of all kinds, extremely vary.
  • Samantha: And they're UNBELIEVABLY impossible to tame. And trust me, even messiahs like you would be wise to not try to reason with their very limited better nature. Gladios are too wild-minded for even gods to ever truely control. The race that utilized them in wars only had limited trust to their masters, where one mistake, or even so much as the Gladio getting too nostagilaic for the wild, it'll end up with them turning on their masters. That's how the beasts became UUniversally spread since they were found on their home planet of Keyti Prime. They don't trust sentient beings anymore, or even if they barely do, it's either because they're mentally imperfect, young and foolish, or it's a trick to take advantage of any sentient's misplaced kind heart, and they'll GLADLY bite the hand that feeds it.
  • Gloria: Dang!
  • Gazelle:... Ay Dios Mio.
  • Aurlena: "Over all, they're an exsample of nature making them TOO perfect for anyone's own good! And if Corruptus said he took one down in a single shot, then it's clear he's not pulling our legs about how powerful he is!"
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES! AND I CAN KILL AN ENTIRE PACK WITHIN A NANOSECOND!! What you say about power doesn't matter. Your modern-day standards with this power is SERIOUSLY discredited. The Almighty Magelio Masters' power has been lost for centuries, and all your current Council can give you is merely a speck of dust to me. Without the Masters of old to give you the unfathomable power I possess, how can you POSSIBLY hope to defeat me?
  • Samantha: You may think that could sound a bit legitimate, but it's STILL possible for a modern-day Magelio 'amateur' to beat someone as powerful as you.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) You are welcome to try! (He summons powerful lightning storms that enhance his undead and corrupted army in the same level as Glutus and Killebrew were)
  • Iago: OKAY, THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) Let me tell you something, feathers... I NEVER play fair! It's kinda the idea of being evil, ya know! Your weapons are useless now! And THAT little scepter you're carrying, I've seen that in books. It only casts spells of 18-500. As for me, I've learned spells BEYOND those levels!
  • Icky: You mean-
  • Bagheera: You use that Dragon Ball Z reference again, I'm gonna bop you.
  • Icky: Well, still, I say this guy is CLEARLY underestimating us. As that show proved, power levels are a joke!
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) How brave of you to say that even in the face of a truely powerful adversary. But you still cannont deny that even if power levels mean nothing, my power is still undeniablely strong. Argueably, I might even be still a true match for your other-universely messiah you have.... (Gazelle looked concerned).... Oh that's right. I can sense your enfluence in light from even far away. And I sensed that you beaten some powerful adversaries before. But trust me on this. Whatever power a parasitic spirit, your own doppleganger, and a marvel of science and magic offered, is only a barely impressive margin, compaired to what I can deliver. On top of that, compaired to the lougers and the heroes act who managed to fight even other strong evils and did fine even before you came along, even dispite your power, you are still only relitively new to being a messiah meant to bring pure light and peace to both universes and any yet to have been reckindised. Heck, even my army are just extendtions to my power. Speaking of such....... So, how are you going to get past all these minions?
  • Samantha: You think you've got an upper-hand, Corruptus? I HAVE studied invulnerability spells before, and I know that it requires massive levels of mana for it to work. When I saw Glutus and Killebrew, I could tell that you exhausted a lot of it. And trying to do it to AN ENTIRE ARMY?!? I'd say with the mana you have left, you could only afford to make about... 50 of them invulnerable.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus)... Clever little stalik! But that doesn't make it any easier for all of you. An ARMY of these creatures would overwhelm you, invincibility or otherwise. They outnumber you 100 to 1. You'd be torn apart in minutes.
  • Merlin: We'll see about that.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) We certainly will! (Sublimates away as the corrupted animals and undead ones began to get through the wall and advance for attack, as the elemental demons charged, as the birds swoop down for arial assult!)
  • Hackagon:... I feel awful having to fight against both the forces of nature and even the undead for only being victims of a restored dark lord.
  • Rea Buhl: Relax, brother. We were smart enough to replenish ammo at the MOF Base before fighting. Hopefully we'll stun all of them long enough to fix everything.
  • Xa Moxxlund: Yeah. And there's enough MOF enforcers to handle riots as big as that. That's kinda how you wanted us to be, Mr. President.
  • Hackagon:.... Yeah, I did.
  • Lord Shen: "I want every strong louger and HA member to be in the battle grounds! Any non-fighter must evacuate the citizens away from this future ground zero area!"
  • Bill the Lizard: "YA DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE?! (SCREAMS COWERDLY AND RUNS OFF!?)"
  • The Battlers get ready as the non-fighters start getting citizens, even Janleentia and the goodifived undergrounders, away from the incoming battle.
  • The corrupted animals and undead still charged forth along side the elemental demons!
  • President Hackagon: "Keep steady, everyone. Don't fire until they're in a close enough range. And look out for fast and early attackers."
  • Lord Shen: Uniter Princess, at least know that the living ones won't suffer from this, but I can't garrentie the same for the demonic elementals and the undead.
  • Gazelle: Well I appresiate that.... In a sense.
  • Heavvory: Luckily Glutus, despite his current situation, taught us to expect the unexpected. If there was SOMETHING nice I had to say about him, at least he gave us strong training.
  • Bracket: Though that still doesn't mean we should cut him some slack. Right now, we have to deal with Corruptus. (The corruptus forces charged as everyone opened fire and the heroes fought however they could as the Dump battle music was heard again)
  • As this went down, the evacuating party was already progressing.
  • White Rabbit: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! CORRUPTUS IS BACK, AND HIS FORCES ARE NOT GOING TO HESITATE TO KILL ANYONE WHO GETS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE!! (A bird screech was heard as birds fly above them)
  • Squidward: Aw, tartar sauce!
  • Djon: Aw, no! Clearly Corruptus wants ALL threats out of his way.
  • Sparx: WELL, NO DUH!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO GET LAID YET!!!
  • Sir Hiss: You mean, with that dragonfly lady with Fu-Xi?
  • Sparx: (With clenched teeth) I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO SPEAK OF THAT, SNAKEY!
  • Mr. Sursemury: Guys, if you're done with da banter, we need to get back to da task of evacuating and protecting dese people!
  • Sir Hiss: OF COURSE, IT'S ON OUR TO-DO LIST!!!
  • Mr. Dodo: By Jove, man, you don't need to rush us! (The birds attacked)
  • Creeper: "GAH!? GET LOST, YOU BIRDBRAINS!?"
  • Icky: "Hey what did WE do?!"
  • Creeper: "NOT YOU BIRDBRIANS!? THESE BIRDBRAINS?!"
  • Max Cat: DID ANYONE BOTHER BRINGING ANYTHING USEFUL?!?
  • Tomplex: You realize you're among an arms dealer AND an arms manufacturer?
  • Mr. Sursemury: (Takes out a courier digital pack and takes out multiple guns)... I got a few from a Krooger Warehouse in case of situations like this.
  • Djon: But we don't even know how to USE guns!
  • Sparx: And SOME of us are too small and/or too big to wield them.
  • March Hare: Eh, put a wrench in that, we're short on options! (He takes a large gun and fires it, stunning many of the birds as they fell to the ground as Max Cat popped out of the crowd holding a bird as Duck Hunt music was heard. Then elemental demons appeared from many spaces in the city and attack with either fire, ice, acid, plasma, electricity, lava, earth, and so on)
  • Elemental Demon #1: MELT!!!
  • Elemental Demon #2: FREEZE!!!
  • Elemental Demon #3: SMASH!!!
  • Elemental Demon #4: ZAP!!!
  • Elemental Demon #5: BURN!!!
  • Elemental Demon #6: FRY!!! (The Elemental demons repeatedly used killing verbs all at the same time as they begun to attack)
  • Mr. Sursemury: Oh, boy! Monsters like DAT change everything!
  • Sparx: HAH! Luckily, I played Borderlands enough to know how to deal with elemental enemies. As long as we have elemental-based weapons to counter every single one of these guys, we'll be done with this fight faster than you can say "you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
  • Mr. Sursemury: Yeah... About dat... I didn't get any of dat type of ammunition. Apparently, Krooger doesn't specialize DAT much in elemental ammunition.
  • Sparx:... Are you gunking serious?
  • Mr. Sursemury: "Let assure you, I am not one to joke!"
  • Tomplex: "I have to vouch for him, The Krooger company is more, traditional about weapons. For elemental stuff, you have to seek out the likes of the Magtury, Sussles, Mezzerland, Ecotheymus, and Oselect companies. Issue is, there's a temporary ban on those companies to discourage the rebels of getting their hands on anything more powerful then a traditional old centaury flame-thrower. In hindsight, it does leave us at the mercy of merciless demons based on elements."
  • Sparx:..... OH NO DANG SURPRISE WHY THAT ENDED UP BITING US IN THE BUTTS?! THEN HOW ELSE DO WE TAKE THESE GUYS OUT?!?
  • Tomplex: Here's a thought: If you say that elements can counter them, then why don't you use each others' powers against them?
  • Sparx:... FREAKING... GENIUS!!!
  • Max Cat: But these elemental things are CLEARLY too smart to fall for that. How do we trick them into attacking each other?
  • Randel: (Sees Mad Hatter carrying the Dormouse's teapot)... Why are you carrying that teapot?
  • Mad Hatter: It's where one of our members lives. (The Dormouse comes out reciting "Twinkle Twinkle little star" drunkingly)
  • Randel:... And what makes HIM useful?
  • Soothsayer: Watch this! Cat!
  • Dormouse: CAT?!? (He runs around the Elemental Demons as they got so agitated by him, they ended up killing each other with their elemental counters one by one until they were forced to retreat, right until the heroes catch him again and give him the jam treatment, calming him down)
  • Tomplex:... Well, if that isn't useful, I don't know what is.
  • Djon: "Now it's about time we get a move on as they say, before anything else comes after us!"
  • White Rabbet: "Then don't just stand there! Let's get going! (Plays the horn get people moving!) MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Ickerious, go out to the battlefield and help out any stragglers!"
  • Icky: "Sure, but mainly because I needed to justify my inexplitable appearence in the fight later down the road. (Flies off!)"

Meanwhile...

  • Bracket: (The heroes continued fighting against Corruptus' minions) BACK, YOU DISGUSTING ABOMINATIONS!!!
  • Shrek: (A dinosaur skeleton roars as it charges towards him until he moved out of the way and grabbed one of it's bones, causing it to fall apart)
  • Merlin: Okay, I can get that Corruptus was capable of necromancy what with the undead animals and dinosaur skeletons and all, AND the Corruptus radiation being manipulated to control live animals, but... What's with the elemental demons? I mean, I know you referenced them in the story, so I did expected them, but..... Why though? (Quickly defends from a sneak attack by a skeletal raptor)!
  • Samantha: Let's just say that such a spell was used by many other Magelian warlords throughout history. Magic combined the power of elements, and the result, is THESE creatures. And given they're of Corruptus' creation, they'll be as mean and corrupt as any Undergrounder, only they're not as stupid... Well, at least not in an extreme way.
  • Kowalski: (He was seen fighting until he bumps into an acidic elemental demon)
  • Acid Demon: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STRANGLED BY YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!? (Vomits a stream of acid at Kowalski until Skipper pushed him out of the way with only a tiny bit of acid on his tail)
  • Skipper: D'OOOOH!!! THAT BURNS!!!
  • Spyro: (Fights off elemental demons by using their specific counters)
  • Plasma Demon: I'MA GONNA MAKE YOU MAH BITCH!!! (Blasts a wave of plasma that the heroes avoided)
  • Timer: (Was surrounded by elemental demons until he froze time, walked of the way, and restored time as the elemental demons killed themselves with their own powers)
  • A scream was heard as Ka'Teel was seen being chased by a corrupted tiger-like beast as it roared ferociously!
  • President Hackagon saw this!
  • President Hackagon: "REA, COVER ME?!"
  • President Hackagon charged forth, turning on the big army wrist covers and turned on serious engry blades! As this accures, Rea stood in the way and fought down any incoming threat!
  • Ka'Teel was cornered by the tiger-beast as it growled raviously.
  • ???: "YOU?!"
  • The Tiger beast looked angerly at President Hackagon standing some feet behind him.
  • President Hackagon: "...... Kindly leave my sister be, if you know what's good for you!"
  • The Tiger Beast just roared and charged after him!
  • Hackagon: (Stunned the tiger beast with stun blasts from the engry wristblades, yet the unconscious body fell right on top of him) OOF!
  • Ka'Teel:... Gamton... You saved me!
  • Hackagon: (Suffocating under the tiger beast's body) YEAH, NOW CAN YOU HELP GET THIS TRIGER OFF OF ME?!?
  • Qoome: Allow Qoome to do that. No offense, but your species is not meant for heavy-lifting due to your fragile bones. (Lifts the triger up as Hackagon gasps for air)
  • Hackagon: Thanks for that, Qoome!
  • Qoome: It's what Qoome does!
  • President Hackagon: "Good, now proceed to evacuate my sister to the evacuation party and return as quickly!"
  • Qoome: "Qoome obeys!"
  • Qoome grabs Ka'Teel and zooms away!!
  • Acid Demon: (Breathes in heavily, and blasts toxic breath that everyone except Patrick dodged)
  • Patrick: AHH! (Coughs, wheezes, and vomits crazily)
  • Banzai: And here I thought you LIKED being unsanitary.
  • Patrick: Oh, sha- (Wheezes)
  • SpongeBob: Allow me! (Absorbs fountain water and vomits the water out all over Patrick, cleaning off the toxins)
  • Patrick:... Whew! Thanks, buddy!
  • Acid Demon: YOU BITCH! I LIKED SEEING HIM WHEEZE! I WILL SMACK YOU WITH MAH D***!!!
  • Banzai: You don't even HAVE one!
  • Patrick: He might. He's an acid demon. Think about it.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick!
  • Patrick: Okay, whatever! Allow me! (Takes out a flamethrower like the one he used in Pet Sitter Pat as the fire reacts to the acid composing the acid demon as he melts in distorted screaming)
  • Shenzi:... For once, Patrick's reckless and questionable antics do something good for once.
  • Lava Demon: (He and several other Lava Demons vomited lava as the heroes were lucky enough to avoid them)
  • Spyro: (Flies up and releases a wave of icy breath which turns them into rock)
  • Plasma Demon: EAT SPACE MATTER, BITCHES!!! (Blasts flames of plasma that scorch many parts of the battlefield until he was put out by icy water from Spyro and Merlin)
  • Electric Demon: ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP-ZAP!!! (He zaps multiple heroes and MOF Enforcers until SpongeBob vomits water on him, shorting him out to death)
  • Fire Demon: (He was quelled by Icky dumping a bucket of water on him)
  • Freeze Demon: (Mushu scorched him with his flame breath)
  • Earth Demon: SMAAAAASH!!! (Smashes the ground knocking multiple enemies off their feet, but this not only shatters skeletal minions, but it spreads the elements across as they take out many of their counters)
  • Samantha:... Okay, maybe the ARE stupid to a certain extent.
  • Meddailaron's voice (as Corruptus): "To be fair, the elementals are still an exspearimental proceedsure. I do intend to further improve on them."
  • Shrek: Hey, at least we're winning! (Suddenly, crushing sounds were heard as large heavy animals with red eyes were seen and charging through vehicles as they exploded, yet left no damage to them)
  • Merlin:... Oh, how could we forget the 50 invincible enemies Corruptus created?
  • Tamara: Well, the walls surrounding this city, as well as a few others, are quite strong and reinforced, so it could take a while for even THEM to break in. But they're here now, so let's hope that this will be the highlights of the battle.
  • Hope: (Shocked)... I-I-I-I-I think the super-sized animals just got usurped as the highlights, sis! LOOK! (A large felinoid monster came out from exploding vehicles, appearing with needle-like serrated claws and teeth, six legs, flexible jaws, a long tufted tail, a muscular panther-like body, armor plating on certain areas, flaring neck frills, and a gray-turquoise, white, purple, and yellow coloration. It let out a fierce ear-piercing roar that aggravated the heroes)
  • Duke: Is... Is that a-
  • Kowalski: (With AUU-analysis device) DEFINITELY A GLADIOZONT!!
  • Tamara: Not just ANY Gladiozont! It's the last Gladiozont on Mieber.
  • Gazelle: "Last?"
  • Ol'Timer: "Well, not counting the one Corruptus first killed when in the days of his first arrival, there was originally 18 individuals on this planet until many of them were slain during the Solar Flare War. Fell victim to a taming attempt gone wrong in due to the Hackagons interfearing with the ruler of the glimmering isles' attempt to re-tame the beasts. Since then, 5 were left: Kromor, Jakall, Hivark, Hell's Reject, and Bedlam. The four of the five all respectfully had to be taken down because of each of them threatening cities in Mieber, though in seperate times."
  • Icky: "One of them was named he..... Like THAT?"
  • Ol'Timer: "Sometimes, espeically now-a-days, he was refered to as the devil's reject, or just the reject cause of his fire-like appearence. It was beuatiful, haunting, and terrorfying all in one viewing. Magnifisent beast. An overall shame it had to be taken down when the corruptable radiation drove it to nearly attack Himor City. The president of the time didn't had any other opitions."
  • Tamara: Now, back to THIS Gladio. This one is the last remaining survivor, Bedlam, as he made travel in and out of Glasion City difficult for a few centuries.
  • Skipper: CENTURIES?!?
  • Tamara: Yeah, perfect evolution means you can live a lot longer. These things can live as long as a tree. We thought we relocated this menace to a safer location on the supercontinent. Clearly Corruptus is responsible.
  • Po: HAH! We're not afraid of some alien superpredator! If even guys like Corruptus and an amateur Magelio user can take this thing out, I see no reason how WE can't do the same. (Jump-kicks towards Bedlam the Gladiozont until it headbutted him into multiple heroes, letting out a large roar).... NOW, I see the reason why that thing's a problem.
  • Mantis:... Oh, this is gonna SU... Uh... STINK!
  • Icky: "Nice save, Tex."
  • Bedlam roared as it charged, being followed by the superised corrupted animals!
  • Gazelle: "Look at this! It's like Bedlam is the alpha of this pack, herd, mixed animal stampede!"
  • Lord Shen: "So that makes the beast a vanguard of sorts! But that concerns me! I thought these monsters are suppose to be impossable to truely control!?"
  • President Hackagon: "Bedlam is not in his right mind. Corruptus's Sun managed to corrupt the already violent beast enough to the point that it's will is repalced to undying loyalty to Corruptus. His magic is greater then even already anpisipated. Corrupting a sun is a feet of it's own, but to turn a Gladio into an obedient vanguard of a corrupted army? That's worthy of him being among even the likes of the first ever Dark Magilo user! And all the more reason to use the flute against him! Anyone capable to completely tame a Gladio is a universeal risk! And if he makes that Dark Magilo universe a reality, his knowledge will become an unresistable temptation for any villain of both our universes!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then Corruptus' legacy shall end here?! Starting, with that beast?! (Pulls out his spear and aimed to charge, but Gazelle halted him!)..... (Sighs), I know what your going to say Gazelle, and I get it, the creature can't help being like this, it's what nature intended Bedlam to be, and it's a victim of Corruptus, but hear MY arguements! It's already been said that the creatures are exsamples of nature making this beast TOO perfect, and that perimently stopping these beasts, is the only true kindness these things deserve! In a sense, they're eco terrorists in a way if placed in an improper evioment, AND caused OTHER creations of nature to go extinct! Clearly an exsample why sometimes, socity can't always afford to be kind on any creature of something of the likes of Gladios! Also, LOOK TO WHAT THAT THING'S DOING?! (Bedlam was seen recking veitcales) Even if it were not under Corruptus' enfluence, that thing would STILL be this destructive! Now, I won't expect you to change your beliefs, and I'll never ask this sort've thing again, but for once in your strong valuement of life of unsentient creatures life, AT LEAST, ALLOW ME TO PUT THAT CREATURE TO IT'S FINAL REST?!"
  • Gazelle: "...... I appresiate you understandng, but that's not why I am not letting you fight that thing..... I may have a strong respect and love for nature like all Zootopians, but we don't always let that get in the way when nature does ended up creating something it should've not. Now, usually yes, we normally prefered to keep a better control on things like that, but we do know that when something of nature's design has become too dangerious, we do ultamately with heavy hearts put it down when it threatens surviveal. And these Gladios..... I understood well enough why it doesn't always get a kinder fate. These creatures, were not meant to go beyond their true home. Nature, never intended them to become tamable animals in contrast to what socity of back then foolishly thought. Now, they ended up being invasive spieces in places they were never meant to go, even more so in planets that can't adapt to their might so easily. In a way, Nature never meant for these majustic but too powerful beasts to be beyond their true home. That means, whenever these victims of tragic circumstances are met with their end, it's not out of conventional cruelty and not always out of surviveal interest...... And it's more then to just fix an anichent mistake..... It's to prevent these creatures from ever falling into the irresponsable hands of those that carelessly want to harness and misuse their majusty for whatever, petty reason they want from them! And I cannot deny, that these creatures had already LONG proven more then enough, that there's little hope to reason with them, cause it's clear that they never wished to trust a sentient to begin with, so why should they start now?! That means that, even if Bedlam knew I was the Uniter, he'll shrug me off as nothing more then just a challnage for him to dominate! That being said, there really is, one form of kindness to do..... (A tear is shed)..... And that's for it to rejoin with it's fellow Gladios of Mieber. (Readies the Uniter Keyblade, which is glowing heavly)...... IT'S TIME I HELP NATURE CORRECT AN ANICHENT WRONG?! (Gazelle is engulfed by the Keyblade's life!)"
  • Music played as everyone, even Bedlam, look in utter shock of Gazelle changing!
  • Po: "....... Is that....... Normal, for, Uniters?"
  • Shifu: "...... In a way, yes...... When a uniter makes peace with what they would have to do would normally goes against their normal beliefs, they unluck an avatar-like state that gives them a form based on what their initial culture is."
  • A huge flash spread across the area as eventally, it reveiled Gazelle looking abit like this.
  • Gazelle UPA

    Gazelle (Uniter Princess Avatar)

    Gazelle was seen in an angelic like appearence with heavenly-eqsed armor, as her keyblade changed into that of a long-cross-bow-like staff.
  • Icky: "...... Did...... She...... Just turned into an Overwatch Character?"
  • Mantis: "Close, but not entirely."
  • Meddailaron's voice: "(Corruptus) OH THAT IS HARDCORE!?....... Also bad for me, because HOLY SHIT! You were pretty strong back when you looked normal, BUT WOW!? THAT IS ONE KICKASS UPGRADE?!"
  • Gazelle: This world doesn't need this predator here to be used by people like YOU! I'm correcting that mistake once and for all!
  • (Meddailaron's voice as Corruptus): So, what, your gonna kill Bedlam? Cause that was what that speech is about! Just because you made peace of making a hard choice doesn't mean you'll ACTSELLY do the deed!
  • Gazelle: (Sighs)..... I suppose there isn't any fooling you. I'll admit that just because I said that I will not hesitate to fight down this creature, doesn't mean I'll actselly destroy it. On top of that, we Zootopians may agree that sometimes we have to be harsh on certain creations of nature, but not in the way you expect. Even more so since this is pretty much the last Gladio here. Extinction is considered unthinkable where I come from, and even committing such an act is unbelievably frowned upon by us.
  • Duke: Yeah, totally! It's why we don't kill off apocalypse-causing species in our world, even if there's the threat of them turning us into zombies...... Crazy, I know, but sometimes, having major respect for nature may mean refusing what non-zootopians considered logical even if it promises high reward benifits at the cost of otherwise innosent critters that don't and can't control what nature made them to be! It's considered not only a disgrace AND a blasphemy, but it can also be dubbed an EXTREME case of hate crime and mass murder, and it is punishable by death.
  • (Meddailaron's voice as Corruptus): But you CLEARLY said your gonna make it rejoin the other fallen Gladios!? That CLEARLY means you HAVE to kill it, and in essence, make Gladiozonts extinct in Mieber! How do you plan to atthive the goal without causing it's death in any form of way?! And even then, they're not exactly easy to take down! Granted, they're not inviniable, as the fact that the other Gladios CLEARLY HAD DIED proves this, but they're badass enough that even the mightest hackagons of the old days couldn't take them down alone, EVEN with the best weaponry avaluable to them?! And don't think your extremely impressive upgrade will protect you! If anything, even now, the Gladio is sizing you up as a challnage?!
  • Bedlam is seen circling around the area Gazelle was in.
  • Icky: "...... AW, GREAT! The guy knew you didn't really had a killer instinct! How are you suppose to do that "Rejoin the other Gladios" thing without, ya know, killing the big beast!? Thanks to you Zootopians being afraid of causing an extinction cause of your nature religen, that's CLEARLY gonna be used against you in fighting something that's too wild for even the wild to handle! WELL, EXPLAIN, GAZELLE, EXPLAIN!?"
  • Gazelle: "..... That's what I'm trying to figure out."
  • Icky face-wings!
  • Icky: "UGGGGGHHHHHHHH!? WELL IT'S NOT LIKE FREAKING LIKE YOU CAN SUMMON THE GHOSTS OF THE OTHER GLADIOS TO DO THE KILLING FOR YA!? THEN IT CAN'T BE CONSIDERED TRUELY YOUR FAULT AS IT IS MORE ON THE ACT OF A SPIRT ATTACK, AND THEN-... I gave you an idea, didn't I?
  • Gazelle: Pretty much- (Bedlam pounced on her before she could do anything, roaring in her face)!
  • Merlin: "JEHOSEAFAT!?"
  • Icky: "That went south quickly."
  • Gazelle:...... Really need to learn to pay attention to these sort've things.
  • Meddailaron's voice: (Corruptus) HAH! Bedlam's not going to let that happen very easily. His natural intelligence will be of sure help to him.
  • Gazelle: (Holds off Bedlam with her Uniter Blade as she swipes at it, wounding it as she recovers, only to see that the Gladiozont heals the wound quickly)... Hmm... A healing factor. Well, at least I won't feel too bad wounding you too badly since- (Bedlam attacks her again and constantly stops her from summoning the ghosts as it chases her across the shattered and crushed terrain)
  • Duke: I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!! JUST DO WHAT YOUR ANSISTERS USED TO DO AND NOT GET EATEN?!
  • Icky gave a "Is that the best advice you can give" sort've look....
  • Duke: "...... Hey, it may not be entirely helpful, but it's true!"
  • Gazelle: (Hides in a tight space as Bedlam tries to claw his way in, smashing holes inside her hiding spot)
  • Hackagon:... DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE SPECTATORS, HELP!! (The heroes attacked, yet Bedlam was too skilled and too powerful to tackle him)
  • Banzai: OKAY, THIS IS JUST STUPID!! It's obvious that the rest of us are just PUSHOVERS to the freaky Super-Pred!
  • Shifu: Then clearly this fight is between Gazelle, the creature, and Corruptus.
  • Samantha: But this DOES involve Magelio, right?
  • Shifu: Clearly Gazelle has gained enough power to become an even power to Magelio. The least we can do, is make sure this fight stays private.. (The large invincible animals charged to help until the Lodgers herded them off and handled them)
  • Peng: I agree, the least we can do,  prevent THESE guys from being a nuisance.
  • Duke: Are you sure Gazelle can handle this?
  • Spyro: She clearly has enough power to stand up to Corruptus' forces. She can take care of herself.
  • Gazelle: (Fires her crossbow blade at Bedlam as magical blasts as, though it didn't hurt him, it agitated and stunned him, and she tried to swing the blade and finish it, but it had no effect as Bedlam slashed at her chest, scratching it) AAHHGH!! (The wound heals as the outfit restores as well....) See? You don't have to feel too bad about hurting me too.
  • Meddailaron's voice: (Corruptus) Healing factors can't help forever, messiah. PROVE IT TO HER, BEDLAM!? (Gazelle and Bedlam continued to fight in a similar way to Tarzan and Sabor until she managed to outsmart the beast by trapping it inside an asphalt trap, getting it stuck)...... Clever girl.
  • Gazelle:... Eureka! (Starts to summon the ghosts as they appeared circling around their trapped former comrade as it roars in distress, and they cast him off in a similar way Koda's mother was)...
  • Meddailaron: (Lord Corruptus appears behind Gazelle, momentarly startling her, but quickly gets into battle position)... (Corruptus) Not bad... For a newbie messiah.
  • Gazelle: I see your not too upset about losing the Gladio.
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) Oh make no mistakes, it was a serious loss. But it was obvious that even a Gladio was not a worthy oppendent to you. So it's wasn't like it's not ineditable. But the biggest thing is, after I have reclaimed Mieber, I'll proceed to make an exspeariment of recovering lose souls into my army. All you did was made the reward more then already greater with the other fallen Mieberian Gladiozonts. But all the same though..... You owe me a serious vanguard, messiah."
  • Gazelle: Then all the more reason to stop you and this madness indeffently. Now stand down if you know what's good for you, Corruptus, and I'll promise a more peaceful return to the spirt realm.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) Oh it's not like I'll end up back there reguardless of what I choose. And even then, once that ends up being a thing, no doubt that the good magilo users who defeated me will make returns impossable, so, I'll pass either way. Besides, I admire the interest to seek me out, but there's a current dilemma here..... Aren't you forgetting some people? (She notices her hero friends are being overpowered by the corrupted giant animals) It's me or them, messiah! Take your pick! (Sublimates away unison-laughing)
  • Gazelle looks in concern of what's accuring, and was about to come help, but suddenly, a huge blast of magilo magic overwealms the previously over-powering animals!
  • Samantha was seen.
  • Samantha: "..... Do not worry about us, Miss Gazelle. I'll keep bout your and my friends from trouble. Just make sure Corruptus doesn't try to recharge his powers quicker to make more inviniables, or worse!"
  • Gazelle: "But there's still the matter of the armies of corrupted, undead, and these elemental creatures!? Eventually, they might overcome you?!"
  • Shifu: "DO NOT WORRY FOR US, UNITER?! WE FACED ARMIES EVEN GREATER THEN THIS ONE?! THESE WAVES WILL ONLY STOP WHEN CORRUPTUS IS STOPPED?! NOW SEEK HIM OUT!? (A Skeletal Pterasaur tries to attack him, but Shifu used a chi move to redused it to bones!)"
  • Po: "Besides, we had times like these before, in those totally pre-you days, that we have handled overwealming odds before! It's like a 9 to 5 average day at work for us! We'll be ok!? Now go give Corruptus a reminder that darkness can never congure the light! (Back punches a fire demon, acts cool with a flaming fist, then realises that his hand's on fire and freaks out abit, causing abit of an ackword moment as Po puts it out.....)...... Just trust us on this!"
  • Gazelle understands and was about to go off!
  • President Hackagon: "Wait! (Tosses the flute at Gazelle as she catches it)! This will aide in your battle! Even with your power, you can't afford to fight Corruptus without it. He is not an honorable force. I wish you luck!"
  • President Hackagon battle cries with a raptor roar as he attacks an Undead Moose Beast and doesn't relent!
  • Gazelle gave an understanding nod and went off!
  • In the shadows, Lord Corruptus was seen.
  • Meddailaron: "(His own voice) Alchourse the Magilo girl had to surpass our inviniable beasts. That means the messiah will come after us. (In Corruptus's voice) Worry not, Meddailaron. I was merely bluffing after all. I knew the magilo girl would inspire the messiah to seek us out anyway. I merely wanted to make sure they would not interfear in my own personal battle with here. For you see...... Her powers are too valuable to be wasted to be a servent of light. And I did say she owes me a new vanguard. Ergo..... (Meddailaron's voice) (Evil laughter), pardon my words, master, I meant this in a positive way, but you really are a magnifisent basturd! (Corruptus) Oh don't worry. I understood the message. But it's obvious that it'll have to be up to my greatest creation of all, to resolve the messiah issue.... Let's see, if my great sun, can turn the messiah, into a pariah!"
  • Lord Corruptus does the unison laugh again!

Further down the ruined city.

  • Gazelle was walking gently as she sees the aftermath of Corruptus' destruction...
  • Gazelle: "...... Corruptus, you really DO need to be free of your cursed body."
  • ???: "Perhaps. But fate may deside that your not the one to do it!"
  • Lord Corruptus appeared behind very quickly!
  • Meddailaron: " (Corruptus) You may have congured a Gladio. But how can you handle something that caused the Gladio to be like it was? LET'S SEE YOU BE ABLE TO FIGHT ME, WHILE LITTERALLY NEAR THE PREASENCE OF THE CORRUPTUS SUN!?"
  • Lord Corruptus screeched the loudest screech he can do! It was heard throughout the universes, even in haunting echos on the original universes!
  • After a moment of silence, what followed was a haunting, echoing giant moan.
  • Something strange is happening to the sun, as it looks as if it was turning, and as it did, it reveiled the same three-eyed skull from the flashback. In space, it brought forth the same evil solar flare hands it used to cause the Solar Flare War!
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) MY GREATEST CREATION?! MAKE THIS MESSIAH, FEEL THE FULL EXTENT OF YOUR POWER?! STUFF HER UP WITH CORRUPTION SO GREAT, NO LIGHT CAN PROTECT HER?! ENLIGHTEN HER, WITH ALL OF YOUR POWER?!"
  • The Corruptus Sun moaned as it great hands began to form a great firey ball of corruptive engery, and throw it straight torwords Mieber!
  • Gazelle: "ARE YOU INSANE?! AND I MEAN MORE THEN WHAT'S APPEARENT!? THAT MIGHT END UP DESTROYING HALF OF MIEBER IN THE PROGRESS?!"
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) Then I suggest to you, do not wait for your ineditable desteny, as an evil greater then me, and go after it!"
  • Gazelle was worried of what her ultamate fate would be, but gets a determined look, and flew straight into the sky as Lord Corruptus grinned victoriously, expecting his plan to work.
  • Gazelle reaches the sky and gets into space as the Uniter Blade enables her to breath in space as she saw the corruptive fire ball coming in quickly, as the Corruptus Sun was seen laughing evily.
  • Gazelle looks at the uniter blade.
  • Gazelle: "..... Please...... Help me stop this ball of destruction from not just doing irreverseable damage to Mieber..... But to prove Corruptus wrong. He obviously wants that thing to turn me into a monster like him! So please! Help me, prove him, wrong?!"
  • The Fireball nears Gazelle, as things get dramatic!
  • Gazelle gets into the block position and hopes for the best!
  • The fireball hits the tip of the Uniter blade, but apawn so, light engery began to engulf the fire ball and slowly disinigrate it into nothing, surprising the Corruptus Sun, Lord Corruptus, and the folks of Mieber!
  • Gazelle even was surprise herself, but was glad that it worked, and quickly returned to the planet, but not before giving a brief look at the shocked corruptus sun, doing a pose that suggest, "You'll be next", giving the corrupted sun some form of concern.
  • Gazelle made it back next to a surprised Lord Corruptus.
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus)..... It appears that your light is stronger then even I can predict. Very well, messiah, in where even my greatest creation failed, I SHALL SUCCEED?! I WILL CORRUPT YOU SO BADLY, YOU MAY END UP WORSE THEN ME!? (CHARGES UP HIS STRONGEST CORRUPTION SPELL) SUCK IT, SLUT?! (Fires it at Gazelle!)"
  • Gazelle fired a light beam and entered a beam lock with Corruptus' corruption ray!
  • Meddailaron: "(CORRUPTUS) YOU HAVE NO HOPE IN RESISTING, MESSIAH?! MY POWER HAS CORRUPTED EVEN A HACKAGON, LET ALONE ANY THAT SUBMITED TO PRIMAL URGES AND PERSONAL WEAKNESSES!? WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE, TO BE ANY EXCEPTION!? (His dark beam seems to be winning) WELL?!"
  • Gazelle: (The beam seems to have worked as a black magical and electrical explosion occurred)...
  • Medailaron: (Corruptus)... I've suspected as much.
  • ???: You think so? (This music played as Lord Corruptus was surprised)
Most Wondrous Battle Music Ever MKAlieZ

Most Wondrous Battle Music Ever MKAlieZ

  • Gazelle: You may think you're among the strongest Dark Magelio masters in these UUniverses, Corruptus, but you clearly don't see how much has changed since the day of your reign. There may not be any Magelio users strong enough to match you, but there are outside powers that can reach the same level, EVEN if it's beyond your own UUniverses. How do you think UUniversals like us have been fighting off villains with a higher success rate than whatever YOURS has? Not all dimensions, single or united, are the same. In THESE UUniverses, power is subjective to chance and has little sense due to years of war and suffering. In OURS, we have had much less major wars, meaning that we heroes have developed the same way villains HERE have. You're CLEARLY facing a hero who has developed just as well as YOU did throughout the years. I may be new to this Uniter Princess business, but I have clearly learned to be more successful than any failed Uniter Princess before me. We're BOTH evenly-matched here, and YOU have limits to your power according to Samantha. The more you fight an opponent with equal skill to yours, the more you exhaust yourself to the point of failure. So this is your last chance, either stand down or face the consequences.
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus)... You ACTUALLY think you're better than me?!? I AM LORD CORRUPTUS! EVERYTHING I SEE, I CORRUPT, AND I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!!! I OWN THIS WORLD! I HAVE ALWAYS OWNED THIS WORLD, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO OWN IT!
  • Gazelle: I'm afraid to say that it's about to be reprocessed. THIS WILL BE YOUR FINAL DAY OF RULING MIEBER! (The music reached it's chorus climax as Gazelle and Lord Corruputus started to clash with everything they had, fighting all across the city, going from the Tessellate Mall, The Warehouses, and others until Corruptus was starting to get exhausted)
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus) (Coughs in exhaustion and fails to use his powers again)...
  • Gazelle: (Flies to the ground) This ends now! (Takes out the Magelio flute)
  • Meddailaron: (Corruptus)... Do you even KNOW how to play the flute?
  • Gazelle: "I dabbled. Why else does my hit song say "Try Everything"? It's MORE then just a motivater."
  • Meddailaron: "(Corruptus) Oh, shit! L-l-l-l-l-l-Look! Think about what your doing! Keep in mind that one of my many exspeariments include making my staff and Meddailaron incapable to get banished with me! With me gone, my meddailian will simply take the staff and find another being to one day free me! Even if it'll take ANOTHER dozen years, even half of another millenda, my meddailian WILL free me! And even if you were to be eventally be continued in legacy by a successor, I will improved on my powers until then so even the likes of your very impressive power, will be nothing more then another congured obsicale! One day, I'll-"
  • A fast force swoop in and snagged Meddailaron and the Corruptus staff!
  • ???: "YOINK!?"
  • Corruptus, robbed of his artifical voice, screeched in shock, and looked to see that Homgrest on a hoverboard was seen.
  • Homgrest: ".... Don't take it personal, Corruptus, but you were starting to be creepy, AND ANNOYING having this nasty thing speak for you!"
  • Meddailaron: "(His own voice) WHAT THE, UNHAND ME, YOU FAILED EXSPEARIMENT OF A MINION!? I AM THE VOICE OF CORRUPTUS?! AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, RETURN THE STAFF BACK TO YOUR WORLD'S KING?!"
  • Homgrest: "Oh, in case you didn't know, meddailian boy, THIS IS A DEMOCKACY!? (Stuffs the sturggling Meddailaron into the courior bag)! And consider that as payback for the people you screwed over with your dark magic shenanigans, Corrupty! I'm out of here ya'll, PEACE?!"
  • Homgrest flies away on his board, as Corruptus screeched in anger and proceeded to chase him!
  • Gazelle: "Oh no you don't! (Starts playing the flute, as Corruptus gets stucked in place by spontaniously appearing light Magilo Chains that trapped him)"
  • Lord Corrupus screeched in anger and struggle of the predicerment.
  • ???: "The more you struggle, Mieberian Maaphus, the more the chains of atonement tighten."
  • Lord Corruptus screeched in shock as he is suddenly surrounded by glowing white silluettes of powerful Magilo Elders.
  • ??? 2: "It is now time for your true final resting place Mieberian. Your Lord Corruptus games end here. It's time for your parents to have their son back after all these years."
  • Lord Corrupus screehed and squacked in fear and tried to break free!
  • Gazelle: (She watched as Lord Corruptus was sucked up like in a black hole into a swirling cloud vortex screaming his lungs out)...(The clouds jolt in lightning as everything faded into white as the morning sky was restored and the red sun looked normal again. Corruptus' minions were regressed back to their original state)
  • Samantha: (Seeing the animals go back to a non-sentient state)... She did it!
  • SpongeBob: Thank Neptune!
  • Tomplex:... So... Does that mean that Corruptus' influence is gone for good? Is the corruptive radiation gone for good?
  • Icky: "One way to find out. Ahem!"

Icky started to sing this (Skip to 30 minutes) as the band from Mary Poppens appeared from nowhere.

Nostalgia Critic Mary Poppins Parody

Nostalgia Critic Mary Poppins Parody

  • Nothing happens...
  • Homgrest arrived.
  • Homgrest: "Wait...... The Sun's back to normal now? And that guy clearly cussed up a storm..... AW MAN, AND I BROUGHT BACK THE STAFF AND THE FREAKY MEDDAILIAN FOR NOTHING?!"
  • Scroopfan: "Ya wanna know the REAL kicker? I MEANT FOR THE STAFF TO BE USED AGAINST THE CORRUPTUS SUN AS THE ARTIFACT TO REVERT THE SUN BACK TO NORMAL AFTER IT WAS PURIFIVED?! NOW IT ENDS UP BEING POINTLESS?! MY GRAND DEMOSS IS RUINED?!"
  • Icky: Hey, pal, that's technically YOUR own fault for not bringing it up sooner.
  • Scroopfan: "BUT THEN IT WOULD'VE COUNTED AS A SPOILER?!"
  • Icky: "..... Fair enough, but still, don't be afraid to give us a proper heads-up other then overtly subtile hints next time. We, and by proxy MSM, might not be able to catch it. This ending's proof of it."
  • Gazelle: Yeah... Actually... I kinda harnessed that staff's energy with my Uniter Blade awhile back.
  • Homgrest:... You did?
  • Gazelle: Well, it's kind of a long story...

Flashback

  • (Gazelle): You see, back at the original underground main base, when I approached the staff, I sensed it's energy, and started picking it up in Killebrew, and Glutus the moment he arrived, and I knew that something bad was going to pop up. So I used my Uniter Blade to harness a small portion of the staff's power in case I should ever require it.

Present

  • Gazelle: THAT'S technically how I was able to overpower the power the Corruptus Sun had. If I hadn't thought ahead, I certainly would have ended up in a bad situation.
  • Duke: Gazelle, you little genius, you!
  • Gazelle: It's what I do.
  • Homgrest:... So... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS?!?
  • Gazelle: Because I didn't want to risk anybody, including the halved spirits, to suspect anything. I only took a small enough portion of the magical energy that even the spirits didn't notice ANYTHING.
  • Hackagon: Well, unfortunately, that won't cure everybody right away. As we said before, the Corruptus radiation will never truely go away. At worse, it'll only weaken to the point that it's effects can't take quick hold. Which is why your crude-mouthed louger friend wouldn't suffer anything worse then a fine. (Icky was seen being given a ticket).
  • Icky: "..... Worth it. Ok, what's the damage?..... 10,53$ bucks?! Ok, granted, that's not luxery price, BUT WOW THAT'S STILL MUCH FOR A CUSS FEST!?"
  • MOF Enforcer: "To be fair, ya still commited the act of being crude. Radiation or not, we're still trying to keep things decent for our children in Mieber."
  • Icky: "(Sighs), To be fair, nobody said everything in the world's for free. I'll might as well.... Still worth it, cause this G-rated junk's the pits! (Proceeds to pull out his universeal currentcy safe again)."
  • Hackagon: The point being. There's STILL bound to be people out there who will violate our bans, but thankfully, it won't cause serious escalations as it did before. Swearing will no longer cause deformities, and even with reform tanks, it will be quite hard to erase whatever that stuff did to people. Cause the damage is well enough done. Mieberians are still the most corruptable people in the universe. All we did today is at best, make this less extreme for future generations, but even then, in some way, it will possabily accure. Mieber will still be far from being truely like a normal world, but at least it'll be more manageable.
  • Homgrest: "So uh.... What about Meddailian boy in the bag?"
  • Meddailaron: "(Muffled) LET ME OUT OF HERE?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?!"
  • Samantha: "I'll gladly take Meddailaron and the Corruptus staff to be cleansed and purifived in Magilo to prevent Corruptus' threat from ever coming true. (Takes the bag and the staff from Homgrest) The Magilo Council will be more then glad to aide in cleasning away any reminder of Corruptus. Afterwords, I'll gladly return these things back to become part of your museum. These do have a place in Mieber now."
  • Sting: "And we promise that for any new Corruptus artifact we found, we'll have it shipped off to Magilo to get purifived."
  • Xandy: "And we'll be more then glad to take Glutes and Overkill off yer hands now. Corrupted or not, they're still guilty of Oranos worthy crimes, no doubts about it."
  • Rea Buhl: "We may as well. They might be better off away from Mieber. They might have the still strongest procession of that radiation, so I say, they really need to leave Mieber."
  • Mr. Sursemury: "Well with this in mind, then I guess it is only a matter of time before I am able to have my syntehic-alcahol opened for business. After all, even with weak corruption, true alcahol is syill not to be allowed as I trust that the Hackagons have no interest to allow it otherwise, so I offer my sytheitc brand to give the joys of beer and boose and wines, without the drawbacks."
  • President Hackagon: "..... Perhaps it is time to at least give drinkers something to enjoy if not true alcahol. Very well. I will make you the new owner of every former brewery so you and any follwers can start a new industry legacy."
  • Mr. Sursemury: "Oh, Mr. President, I appresiate this greatly. You have my word that you won't regret this."
  • Owen: "Well, that's great for Mr. Sursemury, but..... You see, Mr. Hackagon..... When you banned drugs, ya kinda harmed my family's business in them. We're the Pulwions, and in the past, my family's ansisters used to make drugs. And well, not the useless kind like cigerettes or cigars. I was refering to meditional ones. My family only placed faith in the underground cause they and my folks wanted to bring back benifital drugs to Mieber so they can have a business again. And now, with the radiation at best, too weak to be serious now, can I ask, is it possable to amend the drug ban so that, only the useless drugs are banned but the benifital ones are, at the least, moderatedly restricted? I mean, I know this ban has been around for a long time, like, a really long time ago, like almost pre-USRA old. But, I'm wondering if it's possable for even a small change. Cause, I at least owe my family some ability to have a business again, and-"
  • Hackagon: Believe me, Pulwion, I've been hearing complaints like that since Day 1. And I WANTED to help as much as I could, but given the problems we all had concerning the dangers of Corrptus, like my ansisterial family who made those bans, I didn't know what else to do. I was waiting for a moment to make it up to my citizens. Sometimes protecting people from corruption means that you have to make sacrifices even if it loses your citizens' trust in the process. It wasn't even my idea. It was the ideas of the the fore Hackagons. And it has been continued since them. Myself, Rea, Ka'teel, My 7 siblings, my 28 cousins and nephews, my 16 uncles and aunts, and my grandparents. They have kept this world safe since before the Solar Flare War. I was the only one to bring up that such the consequences of ideas like your family's medical careers, Sassy's fashion career, the banning of tattoos, and many others, would end up making us look bad. But given everything that was about to occur, I was preparing for such a large backlash of my faithful citizens. And after the riots, I watched how things in the world were falling apart, and I did what I could to let them know they could still trust me. I didn't wish to harm you, but sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the good of the people, even if it means you have to lose their trust.
  • Sassy:... You know... We really hadn't thought of that.
  • Timer: Clearly we were too busy being mad at you that we couldn't see clearly and we ended up becoming a part of that wretched Underground in the process.
  • Hackagon: So, given the fact that we won't have to worry THAT much about corruption anymore given Corruptus is cured, I'll have to talk with the rest of my family about making huge changes and prevent ANOTHER Underground from forming. Which won't be so hard since Glutus and Killebrew are no longer around. Sting will do well in leading the MOF from here, and she'll CERTAINLY show enough mercy to make the people appreciate the MOF again.
  • Bracket: I'm glad THAT'S true. I respected and sympathese with what he was going through and what he was trying to do, but I have to be bluntingly honest here. I always HATED Glutus, and HATED taking orders from him.
  • Qoome: Qoome does too!
  • 50: I may not be able to feel hate, but all Glutus has ordered me to do has almost made me glitch after glitch and caused conflict with my true lawful programming.
  • Hope:... Well... Can I ask one more thing from you, Mr. President?
  • Hackagon: Ask away.
  • Hope: I feel like some of my friends, as well as some others that I know, might wanna try out the courier business again, or maybe even one last time. So... Would you mind.. .I don't know... Opening a business to train more couriers? I mean, I have heard a couple of times through the observatories in the underground, ya know, when they're NOT distracted by being their pervert selves, that your postal services have been failing recently. And the Underground's courier business was at least ONE of the qualities that made it successful.
  • Rea Buhl:... I think she may be right, brother. Even Glutus and the MOF couldn't catch up with all the couriers in the Underground.
  • Hackagon: And the postal service HAS certainly been failing. Traffic jams, constant delays, Underground thieveries, everything. And parkour seems to be quite a good method of delivery.... Very well, I'll be glad to fund a courier school so that the courier business could be used for greater purposes.
  • Hope: YES!
  • Hackagon: There's just one more thing we need to do first. We need to let everyone in the world know what we learned. They'll certainly need it if we want to keep history from repeating itself.
  • Icky: "Whoa whoa wait! You said that Sting will have to handle the MOF herself right? Whatever happened to that stuff about making Rea a suprime commander?"
  • President Hackagon: "I haven't forgotten it. It's just that, my family felt that in due to his current controveseal status, I'm afraid that dream may never be reality."
  • Rea Buhl: "(Quietly) I knew it. They think I'm a screw-up."
  • President Hackagon: "However, we have agreed to suppliment Rea with something else so he doesn't end up being a Hackagon with no desteny. But it will be reveiled in the broadcast at Omnicom Building."
  • Iago: "Assuming it wasn't wrecked during the attack by Corruptus. This city is A WRECK?!"
  • The entire city is seen in ruins.
  • Icky: "In fact, who's to say the Omni-what-ya-ma-call-it isn't trashed by all this either?"
  • Gazelle: Just say please. I have the power to fix the damages the city suffered. I mean, I AM supposed to represent peace, right?
  • Alex:... That DOES kinda make sense.
  • Gazelle: (Does a keyblade trick, shining the Uniter Blade into the sky as it casts a golden light that shines into the sky and shines it all over the city, slowly restoring it to it's original state)
  • Patrick: OOOOH, PRETTY LIGHTS!
  • Melman: It's working!
  • Batty: (Bzzat) Today's Mieberian weather calls for mysteriously-appearing magical golden sunlight despite our sun being red, and it's mysteriously and magically restoring property damage throughout Glasion City.
  • Kowalski:... Wait... Batty's headgear can pick up AUU signals? I thought the Omninet had much more data than a simple iPhone can comprehend.
  • Dr. Cockroach:... We MAY need to look into that as soon as we get home. It could be of use to us next time we come here.
  • Gazelle: (The spell finishes as the city was restored)... Hecho!
  • Pleakley:... Well, at least we won't have to use paradoxes from Saldaron to fix collateral damage like this.
  • Jumba: "That could mainly be because in this case, Saldaron simply doesn't have juristition in the AUU. Other then that, it could also very well depend on if plot of episode allows it."
  • Pleakley: Yeah, but hopefully we won't need him in case another city goes down the toilet like when Amutt destroyed New York.
  • Jumba: "Well that's a very MSM thing for you to say."
  • Hackagon: Well, since the city is restored, we might as well head for the OmniCom Building.
  • Uartond: We'll work in getting all the citizens back into the city while you do that.

OmniCom Building

  • Color-Sail-Backed Dinosaur: (Was unconscious as Hackagon the heroes came in)...
  • Hackagon:... Mr. Casifield? (Touched him as he woke up in shock)
  • Color-Sail-Backed Dinosaur (Mr. Casifield): AHHHH!!!! NOT THE VIRTUAL HAUNTED PLAYGROUND AGAIN, MOMMY!!! THE GRAPHICS WERE TOO REAL, I OVERFILLED MY PANTS WITH POOPIE AND PEEPEE UNTIL IT EXPLODED AND GOT EVERYONE TO LAUGH AT ME!!! (Some of the Lodgers laughed at that, as did Nanobyte, Hudson, Xandy, Aurlena and Telthona)... Oh... Mr. President!... I... I am so embarrassed!
  • Hackagon: Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed about. I had my OWN history of embarrassing incidents on Grim Night. But don't worry, it's not until next month.
  • Mr. Casifield: Well, what can I do for you, sir?
  • Tollund: (He and the other Mieberians appeared) Well, we need to broadcast a little message to the people of this planet. They might need to know something after all this chaos.
  • Mr. Casifield:... What's to know?

Virtual Studio, Later...

  • Mr. Casifield: (They arrived in there) Well, your words do mean a lot, sir. I can help you spread the word faster than you can say 'virt-modules, virt-camera, action!'.
  • President Hackagon: "I really appresiate this Casifield."
  • Mr. Casifield: So who's gonna speak out to them?
  • Hackagon: It has to be me. Clearly they need some friendly advice from their own president after...you know...how much has happened.
  • Rea Buhl: Well said, brother.
  • Mr. Casifield: Alright, just get into the virtual set, and we'll be ready. (He does that) (Dubbed as Cats Don't Dance Director) VIRTUAL MODULES... (The modules all over the set and surrounding areas started up)... VIRTUAL CAMERAAAA... (An advanced camera came on)... AAAAAAACCCTIOON!!

Throughout Mieber

  • (This music plays)
OST Mirror’s Edge Catalyst - Main Theme

OST Mirror’s Edge Catalyst - Main Theme

  • (Hackagon): (As the MOF was guiding all the citizens back to their homes, every screen in every city displayed him as the virtual studio provided special effects throughout the speech)... Hello, everyone! It's me, President Hackagon. I know things have gotten beyond dis-organised, and not just recently today, but... Let's be honest, we all knew the Underground was going to be an issue since the day they were founded. What you just saw however, was just something that proved the Underground was nothing more then an after-thought. Everybody here is likely devastated as to what possible lives have been lost for some time before this day. Whether they were of order or undergrounder, our hearts will go out to the likes of those that would not be able to see the start of a new beginning for Mieber. But we kinda need to look at some examples as to why none of this even matters. (The screen shows Hope) This is Hope Qonnors. One of the many tragic Undergrounders that was actually not like them at all. She was just a face in the crowd trying to be as orderly as she could in a world that has little to none. Though she DID have her weak moments that people could say is Underground behavior worthy, she is actually good inside. She just didn't know what to believe in since her sister joined the MOF. And you'll at least be happy to know that the people who wronged her will no longer be part of Mieber's life and socity. Ex-General and NOW ex-LT Glutus Maximus, and the underground's own Farre Killebrew are being sent to Oranos as we speak for their unforgivable actions. The halved spirits of Corruptus had left a bad taste in their mouths that will take some time to wash away. But we cannot place blame on anybody on this planet. Not the MOF, not the Underground, not even the Hackagon clan. The only one to truly blame is Corruptus, because  in all honest truth, the legend about the sun Maaphus being corrupted is true... In fact, it was in reality the Corruptus Sun.... Or at least it was. The sun is no longer corrupted and leaking corruptive radiation, but it will take a long time for this world to fully recover from it's effects. Sadly, that is not to say that the corruptive radiation will go away. It is very weakened now, but it will never leave. And even then, the damage is done. Mieberians will still be the most easily corruptive beings in the universes, and it was why my ansistery made the bans to begin with. It was more then to keep Mieber from being crude and to avoid the issues assusiated with addiction and abuse. It was to prevent a worse problem at hand. A problem, my brother Rea Buhl Hackagon, was almost lead to have caused. Thanks to some heroes, my brother will aim to redeem these mistakes to all of Mieber and will seek that redemption in a way the Hackagons will soon deside. But that is to be saved for another time. Right now, I have this to give.... What happened in the past doesn't matter anymore. What matters now is the future. Everyone here has been struggling about what's more important: Safety or Freedom. Well, here's the thing that we have learned throughout this incident: both sides are right, and both sides are wrong. The two cannot exist harmonically without each other. The radiation has just made us forget that. All of you have the potential to make things right now that most of our problems are over. The MOF will no longer brutalize, and the Underground is no more. The bans will still stay, but some amends will come to some, while things like Alcahol will simply be replaced. You can all set things right by helping us all recover from the mistakes of both parties. Mieber needs major changes, and we can't do it alone. We need safety and freedom to be balanced once again, and we want YOU to do what you can to make that possible. Together, we can forget about the Solar Flare War, AND the Underground, AND Corruptus. The reign of corruption has come to an end, and Mieber can be something new. Let's make it that way! (The citizens cheered)
  • Tollund:... Well spoken, sir.

Later.

  • The Dynasty was seen in the sky of Mieber, as Grand Council enforcers are seen dragging Killebrew and Glutus torwords vessals desten to head to Oranos.
  • Glutus: "In my defence, I was only trying to keep Mieber as orderly as possable! I was only being a good general!"
  • Killebrew: "Dah, put a sock in it, Butt, it's obvious these people aren't paid to sympathese!"
  • Glutus: "YOUR NOT HELPING, YOU BLASTED BEAST?!"
  • Killebrew: "Your just lucky that even with my strength, I AM NOT ABLE TO BREAK THESE CUFFS AND STRANGLE YOUR ASS SILLY?!"
  • Glutus: "AND YOUR LUCKY THAT I WASN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO HOLD ON TO MY PISTAL, YOU MISERABLE ABOMINATION?!"
  • Killebrew: "AT LEAST I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M A HOT MESS?! YOU ARE IN DESPERATE NEED TO BE HIT WITH THE HUMBLE STICK IN YOUR GIANT ASS?!"
  • Grand Council Enforcer 1: "Ugh! Let's make sure these lovebirds are placed in seperate prisons."
  • Grand Council Enforcer 2: "Ditto."
  • The Grand Council sees the duo being taken to seperate vessels.
  • Jling Sling: "..... Well, I suppose that's two less trouble making simpletons to worry about.... And, begrudingly, I suppose this means we owe that Hackagon a due apology."
  • Warson: "Oh come now, Jling. Try to be nicer then that. We're all guilty of not fully understanding Mieber's situation. That's no reason to feel like a grump over."
  • Calixto: "Besides, we may as well. We did not took him too seriously after all. It wouldn't hurt to admit that we misjudged a situation and give a promise to not make a simular mistake in the future."
  • President Hackagon: "(Coming in) No need to apologies, Councilers. The fact you even allowed the heroes to come here is good enough. But all the same, thank you for finally seeing things in Mieber's prospective. When socity of other worlds are accustomed to a certain ideal, misunderstandings like this are ineditable."
  • Jling Sling: "Oh good, cause I am NOT the kind of meta that enjoys being made to apologies for a minor oversight and-"
  • Warson bonks Jling on the head with his staff!
  • Jling Sling: "OW!?...... Ok, ok, I'll be silent."
  • Warson: "But if it's all the same to you Mr. President, we still want to give our apologies for being too quick to pick a certain side. It was a simular mistake to the Axxus/Cheeseworth situation. It is why we included the rule of wanting to know a problem better before we make assumtions. If there's anything I can do, name it."
  • President Hackagon: "Well, I would wish to consider revisements to the trades Mieber was once involved in before the bans happened. Keyword, revisements, because true alcahol and useless drugs are still banned here. However, Mr. Sursemury has desires to replace true alcahol with sympathic non-alcaholic recreations of lost Mieber brews of beers, wines, and ciders, and I am considering on making useful medistional drugs an exception to the ban."
  • Bayo: "...... You do?"
  • Galeno: "Wow! We kinda thought you would've stayed absolute after all this! Why the change of heart?"
  • President Hackagon: "It's simple. Apart from Glutus, people's main problem with the bans was because of being too absolute. We hope by offering at least subsitudes and some returns, we hope to work to get people to better appresiate order WITHOUT making freedom feel like a second class citizen. Though my family, past and presient, were not wrong in doing what they did, it was an exsample of being too absolute that created this unfortunate new chapter in Mieber's long and perolious history of conflicts. By finding balence between Hackagon tradition with what Mieber once was, we can at least work to make sure Mieber will look forword to far more peaceful chapters in the future."
  • Bayo: "(Scoffs in happy disbelief), Of chourse Mr. President. You have no idea how many of Mieber's former trade partners will be happy to hear that you'll re-establish new trades with them! Mieber going back to having great establishments with other worlds will make headline news!"
  • Galeno: "And I can assure ya that Mieber will enjoy an even greater ecomamy then it did isloated! Plus, those trades would be awesomer if we include those digital clothes things to jump-start Holoverses' current project! I mean, as soon as they're not bland looking anymore. I'm sure Mr. Anomaly will find good use with something like this."
  • President Hackagon: "(Laughs), I think you'll find that the mother of Miss Skales will be happy to obliged in making the Order Suits more, appealing. We're also thinking of changing the name to "Mieberian" Suits."
  • Rea sees President Hackagon having a conversation with the Grand Council.
  • Rea Buhl: "...... (Sighs)...... It's great to see my bro having a great friendship with the Councilers......"
  • Rea Buhl was about to walk off somewhere, when Hope and friends came up to him.
  • Rea Buhl: "Oh, hey Hope. Listen, I'm only gonna go back to the Hackagon building and probuly proceed to live life as the one Hackagon with no career. Since being suprime commander of the Mof's a bust, I don't have much to look forword too. With you guys, well, Sassy will see her mom being happy again, Owen's parents will have a business again, Chill won't have to worry about the Tattoo ban anymore, Timer will see the MOF not being lousy anymore, Oggle, (notices Oggle holding the tail of Sassy).... Well I can see things are going well for him. Rocko..... Well, he got to do good things. Homgrest will join the MOF to be with your sister. (Scoffs), (Sarcasticly) Can't imagine why. (Seriously) Sursemury and Roucho will go into the Symtheic Alcahol business togather, Randel and his family will become Mieber's greatest entertainers, Tomplex will get his life back, Tollund will likely still be an indie hero, Stalky and Nose became Sting's assistence while Smooth.... Wow, turns out, he was actselly the lost Dr. Smoother going through an accsidental result of an exspeariment to test on how pain works. That guy, may need to reconsider his love for pain. The wildlife will become less psycotic, and the Iobrogs will enjoy a new home in Pharagu..... And you Hope..... Well, you just became the greatest icon Mieber will know, and your likely to become quite an icon in the holo-game industry.... Me? Well, other then having the possability of Janleentia wanting me to be Maaphu's father in the future, I, don't have anything to look forword to. The MOF would want to avoid controversey, so, me being Suprime Commander after the junk I did? Not gonna happen. Sting managed to prove she can handle the MOF on her own, and with plans to fix Jyssie's mental issues thanks to Dr. Smoother, her senator dad's no longer gonna be an issue. Heck, even some of the fired commissioners will be rehired soon enough. "
  • Hope: "..... Well, your brother wants you to have the next best thing. He wants you to be the superintendent of the courier school. Congrates, boss."
  • Rea Buhl: "A-what! Seriously? Me?!"
  • Sassy: "Well since Mr. Sursemury's gonna go to the symtheic alcahol business, the rest of use kinda needed a new boss, and by that, I mean the school needs a superintendent and a principal, along with Bisk and his friends. They desided to stay after Bisk finally had closure with his father, seeing him in a better light now he's not a completely corrupted mess... Still abit of a cusser though."
  • Rea Buhl: "...... I...... I don't know what to say guys....... Thank you....."
  • Hope and friends gave Rea a hug, with Rocko picking them all up with his strentgh.
  • Rea Buhl: "...... I'm surprised your ok with this Hope, after all I said."
  • Hope: "Oh to be fair, Glutus and the other Undergrounders called me worse things. What you said was otherwise, pretty average. But it did woke me up that I really needed to change Mieber the right way. Your bro felt that the perfect way for you to make amends was to lead the couriors."
  • Rea Buhl: "I suppose that makes sense. Glad bro thought of it."
  • Back to President Hackagon and the Grand Councilers.
  • Warson: "There, now that we got trade matters out of the way, we would like to disguss something related to one of the MOF's finest exsamples, Tollund. You know he has quite a reputation in the AUU and has made himself a popular canadate for the HA. I mean, even aside from having a powerful weapon, he single-handedly overwealmed the entire HA! We could use talent like that in their ranks."
  • Tollund several feet from them overhears this.
  • President Hackagon: "I see, but you have to be made aware that Tollund has insisted that he doesn't view himself worthy of the position in cause of his Mieberian heritage. He fears that being easier to corrupt would make him a risk. I can't garrentie he'll accept the offer."
  • Jling Sling: "Well it's his loss. If he's THAT afraid the what's barely left of the VA would have free jabs at turning him into a weapon, who're we to judge? Though admitingly I thought the same famed vigilantie would be braver then that."
  • Warson: "(Bonkes Jling again) Jling, be polite! It's obvious Tollund just needs to better understand the oppertunity. We'll have a talk with him ourselves."
  • Tollund gasped in nerviousness and tries to disguised himself with the mask!
  • The Grand Council saw what they assume is Tollund and went up to him.
  • Warson: "Ah, there you are Tollund, we wish to offer something to you."
  • Tollund turned around with the mask upside down again.
  • Tolldund: "(Different voice) Uh, sorry sirs and madams. Tollund left hours ago."
  • Jling Sling: ".... (Quietly) Oh great, he's another genius like that Hudson idiot. (Openly) First of all, you cowerdly ingrete, your mask is upside down, secondly, we know it's you?!"
  • Warson: "JLING?! But aside from his rudeness, we do know who you really are, so, try not to pretend your someone else. Also, your mask IS upside down."
  • Tollund: "....... DAH, I ALWAYS DO THAT?! (Takes off the mask).... (Normal Voice returns) Look, respectable members of the Grand Council, I'm flattered with what you aim to offer, but since I'm Mieberian, I am very likely to be a flight risk. Hiring me to be a HA memebr would be like hiring a raccox to guard a fgaken house. It's not garrentied to end well."
  • ???: "Good grief! Your STILL that afraid to get involved with us!?"
  • The HA showed up.
  • Xandy: "Trust me in this Tollund. We're more then just a goverment autherised vigilantie group. We're family."
  • Clifton: "And like I said more then once, Samantha and this really good bio-engineer I know will help out with that corruptive DNA stuff. Your not gonna be a liability."
  • Tollund: "Look, I just don't wanna end up being a risk, ok? I'm better off being a MOF member and at times a self relient hero. And there's nothing you can say to change my mind. And don't bother with that mind trick stuff I heard the choosen one is capable of doing. I learned some Zoian mind tecnics to protect against that."
  • Zosimo: "Then how's about a wager? All of the HA vs. you. Assentually a rematch of our first encounter. We win, you HAVE to join us. You win, you get to stay where you are."
  • Tollund: "Wow, seriously? I kicked your butts last time!"
  • Magnum: "Well, not ALL of them. The HA were not in full force in the first encounter because myself and Samantha had to play cautiously cause of the Corruptus sun. You only faced at least 90% of what the HA offered. We want to see if your still tough if you went 100%."
  • Tollund: "Oh is THAT a fact, eh? Well, I'm up for the offering of a challnage. Though I doubt that even with the help of magic that you guys will fair any better. Get ready to be shown once and for all that you guys can't handle me if I were to be turned into a berserked killing machine by a VA mind-warper or a mad sciencetist's brain-washing exspeariment. I'm only gonna kick your guys butts to do you all a favor. We'll settle this in the Hackagon Dome."
  • Xandy twists her neck and donned a tough face!
  • Xandy: "It's on!"

Glasion Hackagon Dome Arena

  • Announcer: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?! The Fight of the centaury, AFTER the battle for all of Mieber, the clash of heroes, the rumble between heroics, and a test to see if the HA can handle a crazed-fived Tollund or not! We present, in the left corner, THE HA!? (The Audience cheered as the Heroes Act were seen) In the right corner, the very well known and renowned, TOLLUNNNNNNND?!"
  • The Audience cheered louder as Tollund was seen with his mask on and armed with his very gun.
  • The Lougers were seen in the Audience.
  • Lord Shen: "Is any of this even nessersary? The HA will just lose again."
  • Shifu: "You might be very surprised of the real aftermath, Shen."
  • The Grand Council sat in the balcony with President Hackagon.
  • Jling Sling: "Ya know the HA are just gonna get their butts kicked again."
  • Jling gets bonked again!
  • Jling Sling: "OW?!"
  • Hope, her friends, the purifived undergrounders, members of the MOF, and Rea and Janleentia were seen in the audience.
  • Announcer: "The fight will start in five minutes. The combating heroes need to conjure up a stragity. The Timer starts now."
  • The HA huddled up.
  • Hudson: So, are you sure your magic is enough for us to not have our butts handed to us?
  • Samantha: We're certainly sure. We can easily rebound gunfire from someone of his capabilities.
  • Xandy: I still think this is kind of a silly thing to do. If we DO win, we're basically forcing him to join us against his will. Wouldn't it be much easier to talk to him about it?
  • Zosimo: Well look who's playing hypocrite, little miss "IT'S ON!?"! Besides, you heard him, there's no talking him out of staying here. As long as he thinks his heritage is a liability waiting to happen, he'll just keep insisting that he's better off not getting involved. It's not forcing him as it is like trying to convince a tough costimer to accept a very speical offer. If we win, then he won't be so darn afraid of being more of a problem then a benifit over being a Mieberian. Besides, he ackledges perfectly of the kind of deal he's in to, so this is under his consent. This is at best him exsampling of what we got to offer. This is pretty much our only way to prove to him that his heritage cannot get in the way of a life of heroism.
  • Xandy: I still say it's silly.
  • Magnum: Look, we'll figure every crucial detail later. Right now, let's just see how this plays out and leave it at that.
  • Clifton: I may agree with Xandy, but I'm at least willing to give this a shot.
  • Samantha: Besides, all that corruption stuff is still Magelian in origin, so I'm sure that even an in-training student like me has a chance of finding ways around that.
  • Cloakblade: I suppose that is true.
  • Announcer: "3 minutes remaining!"
  • Aurlena:... Well, you heard the announcer, we need time to adjust. Everyone get geared up. (She prepares her gauntlets, and everyone else prepares their paraphernalia)
  • Tollund: (Prepares his large blaster, cocking it, and prepares his mask)
  • Announcer: Initializing the virtual course. (The battlefield virtually alters itself so that it has loads of cover points and other critical points of battle)
  • Po: Sweetness!
  • Kowalski: Gunk yeah!
  • Hope: I know, awesome, ain't it? Hackagon told me that one of his cousins is a fan of combat and all that stuff, so he built this place to host annual virtual wars and other virtual games. Hackagon's been at about 6 of the shows here, and he say he kinda grew used to all the unique special effects and all that crud. Some of his family says it's a joke considering what this world was going through, but Hackagon himself consider it an effective way of seeing violence WITHOUT actually doing it. Heck, even Glutus approved of this a little, and he's NOT usually an easy to impress dude.
  • Tamara: I bet he was.
  • Shenzi: I LIKE it!
  • Banzai: Me, too!
  • Ed Hyena: (Blabbers crazily and laughs)
  • Oggle: Well, did he think of action music?
  • Announcer: PLAY THE MUSIC!!
  • Worker: Sir, I think THIS music will do. It's music from an otheruniversely sytileised animation show that's... Actually kickbutt to be quite honest.
  • Announcer: Then by all means, put it in! (Slides the data disk inside a machine as this music played)
DBZ Super Saiyan 3 Theme

DBZ Super Saiyan 3 Theme

Cutaway

Present


  • Icky:... AH, YEAH, I LOVE THIS MUSIC!
  • Crane: Clearly these UUniverses are starting to love our music a bit more... Especially the most tubular ones from the most tubular of anime series.
  • Announcer: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...FIGHT!
  • Tollund: "LOCK AND LOADED!? (Aims the Gun at the heroes act, who quickly dodged out of the way!?) Hey now, I just pointed the thing at ya! I think you dodged TOO quickly!"
  • Tollund fired his gun at the stage at the slight hint of a sound!
  • Icky: "Uh, this does eventally go beyond him just shooting stuff, right?"
  • Hope: Well, Hackagon's cousin kinda wanted a course like this to simulate an actual environment.
  • Tamara: Besides, they've all got their guns to stun.
  • Tollund: ("Better think fast with the machinery these guys have.") (Takes out a small grenade, twists, and throws it)
  • Vancer:...Uh...what is that- (The grenade explodes as it overloads Aurlena's gauntlets, Cloakblade's cloaking device, and the machinery on their guns)
  • Clifton: BLAST! That grenade was an EMP grenade. Useful for shorting out equipment.
  • Aurlena: Oh, great! I can't use my gauntlets!
  • Cloakblade: And my cloaking device is compromised. Not that it would've worked anyway.
  • Samantha: Clearly Tollund is a good strategist. But we can still win this fight. Your guns are still active, right?
  • Clifton: Barely. We can't activate our guns' multiple functions, so we're stuck with average blasts.
  • Tollund: You know, I can see where you all are hiding, right? (Lunges towards a higher elevation, and fires as the Heroes Act was teleported to other locations) WHAT THE-?!? (Xandy fires at Tollund as the armor protects him)...(Tollund jumps and hovers across the battlefield with his hoverpack) Switch to focusing blasts!
  • Gun Voice: Focusing blasts activated. (He uses his visors to aim while using this ammo and fires)
  • Vancer: YIPES! (The focus blasts seek out their targets until Samantha and Magnum froze the blasts in place until they cooled out)
  • Duke was looking up Disney wiki and stared for a bit and laughed uncontrolably!
  • Gazelle: "What's so funny, Mr. Weaselton?"
  • Duke: "(Laughs), Get this, according the wiki, your stage name is your actual name!"
  • Gazelle: "A-wha! That's crazy! My real name is Giselle Horndreas!"
  • Duke: "Don't beleive me? Said so right here, "Rich Moore confirmed that Gazelle is here real name, as opposed to a stage name", the uh, "Here" part is obviously a typo."
  • Gazelle: "Wha, uh, THAT'S CRAZY TALK!? My parents may have the misfortunate of being crazy now, but when I was born I know they were sane enough to not just call me after my spieces name!"
  • Icky: "To be fair, your stage name is an obvious play to the celeberty Adelle, so it's not THAT crazy. Also, you think YOUR butt-hurt about your real name being snubbed off by the Canon overlords? Ask Poor Coco Pummel about how she's just "Miss Pummel" now cause of a lawsuit, not helping is a thorey by Silver Squill states that her former name was an unintentional reference to a controverseal fastionista from the days of WW2 who let's just say her negitives REALLY outshine her otherwise enfluence presence in the fastion world, even though Pony Coco is too nice and adorable to be a reference to that person. She still hasn't coped with the change."
  • Duke: "Ya wanna know the BIGGER kicker? That means that alot non-Zootopians are only gonna name you by the stage name alone! Your real name isn't gonna be acknowledged anymore."
  • Gazelle: "Ay de masdela!?"
  • Icky: "Oh relax, I'll call up a snack for ya."
  • Snack Guy: "GET YOUR C&C-BRAND HOT AND MELTY CHEESE-COVERED ZILI FLAVERIES HERE?! HOT AND FRESH OFF THE OVEN?! MADE WITH HOT MELTY CHEESE AND THE FINEST SPICES AND JOMTATOES OF THE EPSILON UNIVERSE!!"
  • Icky: "Hey I bet that's like chili fries! ONE HERE, GOOD MAN?!"
  • The Snack Guy tossed a box holding the cheese-covered fry-like treat!
  • Icky grabs it!
  • Icky: "Hey ya go, Gazy, hot and cheesy alternate fries hot off the presses!"
  • Gazelle grumply looks at the snack...
  • Gazelle: "..... (Begrudingly) Could I at least get a diet soda with this?"
  • Icky: "Well it might not nessersarly be called "soda", but sure."
  • Drink Guy: "SOFT-DRINKS?! GET YOUR SOFT-DRINKS HERE!? I GOT REGULAR AND DIETS!? I GOT QO-QOLA, ZLURP, FILLA-COLA, BUBSI, PLASMABERRA, GROOT BEER, not an actual alcahol in case your curious, EFFER-COLA, PROFESSOR OEPPER, POPZENE, MOTOR OIL FOR THE ROBOTS IN THE AUDIENCE, AND A TON OF OTHER REGONIZED SODA BRANDS!"
  • Icky: "... Okay, it IS called soda here! Well, good, because if it wasn't, it'd certainly be STUPID! But whatever! A DIET QO-QOLA?!"
  • Drink Guy: "YOU GOT IT, LODGER!! (Tosses a drink simular to Diet Coca-Cola as Icky grabs it!)"
  • Icky: "... DO THESE THINGS EXPLODE WHEN THEY GET THROWN LIKE THAT?!?"
  • Drink Guy: TRUST ME, THEY WORKED OUT ALL THE KINKS!
  • Icky: "GREAT! Anyway, here's your diet pop. Liquid gold!"
  • Gazelle then takes it and enjoys a small sip.
  • Gazelle: "..... Say, this isn't bad. Barring the odd-sounding and crazily-spelled literacy, this is otherwise no different then the sodas we enjoy."
  • Gazelle tries one of the cheese covered fries.
  • Gazelle: "....... O, M, GOODNESS?! THESE THINGS ARE WONDERFUL?! This REALLY helps me forget about that name nonsense!"
  • Icky: "Nothing to it. Snacks fix, everything..... WHOA WAIT A MINUTE?! Duke, how are you even CONNECTED to our universe's internet?! Didn't we had priorly established that it's not doable? This joke shouldn't even BE in here!"
  • Duke: "Oh, I dabbled in the art of "Remodifications". I was capable to make bootlegs after all, so I have some level of tec-savy. I was able to mess around with some AUU Tec and did something to make it pick up our universes internet and, a-volia! Duel-Universe I-Paws. Doable no matter where ya go. I'm thinking of mass producing more of these things and sell money makers like these to the public."
  • Iago: "...... Yyyyyeaaaah, we, might need to talk about your prior life as a small time counterfitter after this."
  • Tollund was seen trying to shoot down the HA!
  • Tollund: "GOOD GRIEF!? VRATS ARE EASIER TO SHOOT DOWN THEN THIS!?....... BY THAT I MEAN SENTIENT BEINGIFIVED VRATS FOR ANY OVER-SENSITIVE ANIMAL LOVERS IN THE AUDIENCE?!"
  • Pervis's voice: "HA! HE MEANS YOU MISS GAZEL- (SMACK) OWCH?! Aw SHOOT?! THERE GOES MY FAVERITE TOOTH AGAIN?!"
  • Tollund: "HEY COME ON GUYS, CAN WE HURRY THIS UP!? I KINDA WANT TO HELP OVER-SEE MIEBER RECOVERING FROM A MAJOR HISTORIC BATTLE HERE?!"
  • Vancer: Gladly! (Takes out his two guns and screams as they rapidly fired as the blasts created explosions)
  • Tollund: YIKES!! EASY WITH THE WEAPONRY, BUDDY! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE GUNROE IF HE HAD ALCOHOL!!!
  • Vancer: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET!!! (Charges up his shots until released a powerful blast that knocks Tollund into a wall)
  • Tollund:...OW!
  • Vancer: Say cheese! (Tollund jumps out of the way and finds cover, dodging every single attack the HA had)
  • Tollund:... CAN YOU JUST CALL THIS OFF?!? THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK FOR YOU GUYS! I'M BOUND TO BE AN OBSTACLE!
  • (Samantha): That corruptive influence inside of you is STILL Magelian in origin. And you're FIGHTING a Magelian student who can EASILY get you help out of such a debacle.
  • Tollund: I'D RATHER NOT TAKE ANY CHANCES!! YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS AS A WAY TO FORCE ME INTO YOUR LITTLE CLUB!!
  • (Xandy): I TOLD YOU!
  • (Clifton): Xandy, PLEASE!
  • Tollund: ".... Though, now that I think about it, I accepted this challnage to bebin with, so tecnecally I went into this with consent and whatever happens I have to go through with it."
  • (Zosimo): "HA! Check and Mate!"
  • (Xandy): "OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT, ZOSSY!?"
  • (Magnum): Reguardless either way, You'll be thanking us for doing this, Tollund! We can cure your corruptive influence.
  • Tollund: "This is corruption that's been around since nearly Pre-USRA times! THAT, DOES NOT, SOUND FIXABLE?! I mean, sure the sun's cured, but the damage is done. Mieberians are still naturally easy to corrupt. That's something not even otherwordly dimentional heroes can fix."
  • Lord Shen's voice: "IT WAS AT LEAST A COMMENDABLE EFFERT THAT WE FIXED IT AT ALL?!"
  • Tollund: "So how's about you all just line up to me, let me kick yer butts once more, and then we go our seperate ways! Or at least amuse the audience with some kind of attempt to surpass me! Either way, THESE GOOD FOLKS ARE GETTING WHAT THEY PAID FOR?!"
  • (Samantha): We can STILL cure you DESPITE it's lifespan, Tollund. Granted, it's not going to be a quick process, but it can still be done.
  • Tollund: And how would YOU know that?
  • (Samantha): You think just because I'm a student, I'm not THAT skilled in this stuff?
  • Tollund: AGAIN, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES! (Fires homing blasts as magic was used on them again as Tollund made a run for it)
  • Xandy: KIYAH! (Pins him down, but he grapples her off) WHAA-OOF! (She got up with a bending-jump and kicked the gun out of Tollund's grasp and fought him in hand-to-hand combat)...(Vancer, Clifton, and Zosimo attempted to fire at him, but he was quick enough to dodge them in slow motion as one of the blasts accidentally hit Xandy, knocking her out cold)
  • Clifton:... Whoops- (Tollund quickly kicks his gun back up and fires at Clifton, knocking him out as they continued fighting)
  • Tamara: "Oh that is BEYOND embarrising."
  • Jling Sling: "Ya see? Already they lost two of their strongest players and-"
  • Jling Sling get bonked again!
  • Jling Sling: "OW?!"
  • Announcer: OOOH, AND XANDY AND CLIFTON ARE DOWN FOR THE COUNT! I GUESS THE HEROES ACT WILL HAVE TO STEP UP THEIR GAME IF THEY'RE GOING TO BEAT THE FAMOUS TOLLUND!
  • Tollund: Look, you guys, if you think you can beat me because you've got MAGIC on your side, when are you ACTUALLY gonna use it?
  • (Magnum): You'll see soon enough. We're keeping it a surprise.
  • Tollund: "I saw an anichent evil get defeated by an otherwordly space messiah and a corruptive sun get cured. I think those are pretty much the highlights of my day. Nothing else can get to-"
  • Stephenie judo kicks out of nowhere and kicks Tollund's mask off, sending it out of reach as it lands in the audience!
  • Patrick's voice: "YAY, HOMERUN!? I GOT IT!?"
  • Squidward's voice: "THIS ISN'T BASEBALL YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Tollund: "AW, CRUD?! There goes my mask! And it better not had gotten damaged, that mask is hardly easily replaceable! (Aims gun at Stephenie, but Hawkens swoops her up and flew away!) HEY?!"
  • Hawkens: "NICE KICK, STEP?! NOW HE'S PREETY MUCH BLIND IN A TECNO SKALE?!"
  • Stephenie: "Don't get cocky, he can still naturally see us and-" (Hawkens was shot unconscious as he fell to the ground as did Stephenie having been carried by him, but Stephanie quickly began to  wall jump from the evioment, grabbed Hawkens and tossed him to a safe point, then jumped onto the platform and rolled into safety)... Do that.
  • Tollund: I can still fight good without the mask. May I remind you that I was trained to have greater perception and coordination? Though most likely ya already knew at this point.
  • Nanobyte: (He and Miami were seen in a hidden upper elevation)... Alright, I hope THIS stalls the guy so Samantha and Magnum can do their work.
  • Miami: Alright, you ready?
  • Nanobyte: On my mark! 3... 2... 1... MARK! (She throws him with the strength of her tail and he ends up crawling into his armor as it tickles him)
  • Tollund: HEY WHAT THE HE... YAA- (Laughs) WHAT'S IN MY SUIT?!?
  • Nanobyte: (Appeared from his head hole) Hi! (Rasberries at him and goes back into his suit)
  • Tollund: NO, DON'T YOU- (Laughs) GO BACK IN- (Laughs)!!! DON'T YOU EVEN FI-HI-HI-HIND BEING INSIDE MY CLO-HO-HO-HOTHES A LITTLE- (Laughs) NASTY?!?
  • Nanobyte: HAH! I've done this all the time just to agitate people.
  • Tollund: (Laughs as he was incapable of focusing on the fight)
  • Hope: (Softly snickers)
  • Lord Shen: "Well THAT'S an embarrising way to get jumped on."
  • Mantis: "I know. I do this to the likes of bandits and marauders ALOT back in the day."
  • Miami:... It's working!
  • Vancer: Does Nirtana ever get grossed out when literally crawling on the naked skin underneath the suits of people as unfortunate as Tolly?
  • Hudson: (Shivers in disgust) I know I wouldn't be caught near going through that.
  • Telthona: (She was able to recover from the EMP)... WHEW! Took my prosthetics long enough to get out of an EMP. (Cocks her arm cannon) Now I can take care of this pansy!
  • Cloakblade: (Her cloaking device recovered)... Splendid! And without the mask, this cloaking device will FINALLY come to use.
  • Aurlena: (Her gauntlets recovered)... YES! It's CLOBBERING time!
  • Icky: I-
  • Sandy: Save it, Ickster, she doesn't even know who that orange Rockbiter is.
  • Icky:... Right.
  • Tollund: (He was still being tickled by Nanobyte as the Heroes Act closed in on him) NO, NO, NO-NO-NO, NO, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO- (The heroes took turns throwing punches and attacks)
  • Announcer: WOW! WHAT A STRATEGIC MOVE! WHO KNEW TOLLUND WAS TICKLISH?!?
  • Tollund: NOT HELPING!!! (He fell to the ground and saw iobrogs slithering and gurgling around his head)... You think... You can... Beat me... THAT easily?!?
  • Vancer: Uh, YEAH! We literally beat you to the ground. You'd be seeing iobrogs by now.
  • Tollund: WELL, YOU'RE WRONG! (Uses his hoverpack to push himself far enough from the heroes)
  • Nanobyte: (He tears apart his hoverpack as he fell down and cartoonishly gained a flat head)... Did you forget about ME? (Chuckles)
  • Announcer: "Oh, and it looks like that Tollund is REALLY not having a good day!"
  • Jling Sling: "How come NOW they're able to handle him alittle better then when they first encountered him?"
  • President Hackagon: "Well, other then because they weren't in full force, that was because they underestimated Tollund awhile back. Now that they're more aware of Tollund's capabilities, tehy learned from their mistakes and their true colors shine in this battle."
  • Jling Sling: "..... Well either that or Tollund turned out to be completely over-rated and in truth- (Warson was about to hit him again).... I'll be silent."
  • Tollund got up wobbling.
  • Tollund: "(Dazed) Takes more then that to beat me. (Shakes back to normal!) What gives?! I mean, I did expected you guys to do better then when we first met,, BUT THIS IS WAY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT I HAD SEEN IN OUR FIRST ENCOUNTER?! HOW COME I DIDN'T FOUGHT THIS HEROES ACT IN THE FIRST ENCOUNTER!? WHAT WAS YOUR EXCUSE BACK THEN?!"
  • Cloakblade: Isn't it obvious? We are fully aware of your capabilities now, and we can take advantage of them.
  • Tollund:Iit STILL won't save you.
  • Nanobyte: We'll see about that. Trust me, Tollund, this is going to be beneficial to you.
  • Tollund: Let's agree to disagree on this one, thank you! (Grabs Nanobyte and finally gets him out, then back-flip jumps to a higher elevation and uses his primate agility to climb across the surfaces and even wall-run while a avoiding Telthona's arm cannon blasts)
  • Nanobyte: Owch! I HATE it when people grab me tightly like that! Good thing it wasn't as embarrassing at that one mission on Chimerum....

Cutaway

  • Primate Cyborg Bandit: (He grabbed Nanobyte as he screamed) ALRIGHT, GIMPUS, LET'S HEAR THOSE TINY BONES SHATTER! (He tightens his grip until he squeaks like a squeaky toy)... What the-? (Squeaks him again)... Oh my, God, that's hilarious! (Continues squeaking him over and over as he laughs)
  • Miami: GETS YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF HIM, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
  • Primate Cyborg Bandit: Oh, sure. And what exactly will you do if I don't, little ract?
  • Miami: (Punch him in the stomach, causing him to free Nanobyte as the two retreat while the rest of the Heroes Act took care of him)
  • Nanobyte:... WHEW!... Thanks for saving... (Miami looked at him funny)... What?... (She started laughing)... OKAY, let's NEVER speak of this to ANYONE!
  • Miami: (Laughs) A-A-Agreed!

Present.

  • Nanobyte:... Frankly, I'm surprised that guy never blogged about it... Though I'm not surprised since he's in Oranos.
  • Miami: (Softly snickers)
  • Nanobyte: IT'S NOT FUNNY! It's my ribs crushing my lungs.
  • Miami: (Laughs) I'm sorry, I can't help it! Let's just get back to the fight.
  • Nanobyte: Fine by me.
  • Tollund: (Continues dodging and countering every attack the Heroes Act had)
  • Cloakblade: SAMANTHA, MAGNUM, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!?
  • Samantha: "Hey spells like a cleanser spell aren't exactly things that move as fast as the Omninet, these sort've things take time! Rushing it will end up making the spell useless!"
  • Aurlena: Well, sorry, but this guy is CLEARLY beating us. He's already knocked out some of our members.
  • Magnum: Just be patient.
  • Aurlena: Not sure how we can be, we can't keep this up forever!
  • Tollund: (Retrieves his gun) Switching to ricochet fire!
  • Gun Voice: Ricochet mode active. (He fires multiple blasts that bounce across all surfaces)
  • Telthona: SON OF A CUSSING CUSSWORD!!! (The Heroes Act dodged as the blasts went everywhere, all except for Samantha and Magnum, who protected themselves with magical force fields)
  • Hudson: (He darts towards Tollund and grabs his gun, yet tusseled with Tollund as it was firmly in his grip)
  • Tollund: GET OFF OF ME!! (Pushes Hudson off and blasted him unconscious)
  • Announcer: AND THE LAST FLIER IS OUT!!
  • Icky: Oh, boy, this is NOT gonna end well.
  • Merlin: Don't worry. Samantha and Magnum know what they're doing. They'll finish off Tollund before he even finds them. Hopefully, the rest of the Heroes Act will hold him off long enough for them to make their move.
  • Jling sling: "(While enjoying some AUU popcorn) Well..... That escalated quickly."
  • Jling Sling gets bonked as the AUU popcorn flies everywhere!
  • Jling Sling: "OW!? And it costed me my bobmorn!"
  • Cloakblade: (She activates her cloaking device, and manages to lunge towards Tollund, and kick him to the ground)
  • Tollund: OOF! WHAT THE HECK?!? (He gets punched multiple times and is flung across the course by her attacks until he uses his accurate senses to grab her by the arm) GOT'CHA!
  • Cloakblade: AHH!
  • Tollund: (He throws her into a wall as the cloaking device wears out and reveals her to be dazed and unconscious)...
  • Aurlena: MY TURN! (Punches Tollund multiple times, first in the chest, the groin, the chin, and then the chest again, knocking him far away as Aurlena used her gauntlets' phasers to blast rapidly at him as he hit a wall and seemingly finished him off as Aurlena waited for the dust to clear)
  • Tollund:... (A familiar grenade was thrown right near her feet)
  • Aurlena:... Holy fu- (The EMP grenade explodes and disables her gauntlets again)
  • Tollund:... Now it's MY turn! (His gun fires a focused beam that knocks Aurlena out)...
  • Telthona: Aw, blast it!
  • Nanobyte: GIRLS, ARE YOU DONE YET?!?
  • Magnum: Give us a few moments!
  • Miami: YOU'D BETTER HURRY! WE'RE GETTING OUR BUTTS KICKED OUT HERE!
  • Samantha: Just keep holding them off for as long as you can. We're safe where we are.
  • Nanobyte:... Where ARE you?
  • Magnum: No time for that. Tollund is nearing your location. MOVE!
  • Tollund: "(Was nearly able to almost snag them before they got out of the way!)"
  • Jling Sling: "Ok, you see, this is CLEARLY no different then when they first encounter him and-"
  • A misfire of Tollund's beam ends up hitting Jling Sling as he screamed feminely!
  • President Hackagon: "Well thank GOODNESS that laser was set to stun."
  • Calixto: "Depends on who you ask."
  • Telthona: (Fires her arm cannon at Tollund and manages to strike a few hits until she is disabled again by an EMP grenade and knocked out by a punch in the face)
  • Vancer: EAT THIS! (Fires his dual blasters as Tollund dodged them in slow motion)... GO, MOVE! (The others left as Tollund was able to avoid the blasts long enough for Vancer to run out of ammo and get knocked out) OOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO! (He falls limp)
  • Tollund:... YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME! I'm ending this one way or another!
  • Stephanie: (She, Nanobyte, Miami, and Zosimo hide in secluded enough locations panting heavily)...Well, this is great!
  • Nanobyte: Girls, there's 4 of us left standing! PLEASE tell me you're ready!
  • Samantha: We've got 30 seconds left to prepare the spell. Just keep holding him off.
  • Miami: How? We're out of heroes who are accurate with guns.
  • Magnum: Well, THINK of something!
  • Zosimo:... (Sighs) Just great! We're the only ones left, and we can hardly figure out how to deal with this guy long enough for those two to get their spell over with.
  • Miami: Magnum, where's Tollund?
  • Magnum: He's still circling the place looking for you guys. He's 6 feet away from Zosimo's location.
  • Zosimo: (Whispering) Oh, just great!
  • Nanobyte: (Whispering) You're a stinking genius, AND our leading figure. At least do SOMETHING!
  • Zosimo: Uh, uh, Ok, just.. Wait... What's in my ISD? (Checks a holographic viewscreen and sees a small drone)... A-HA! Perfect! (Summons the small drone through his hand, and rolls it right next to Tollund)
  • Tollund: What the junk? (The drone activates and starts levitating around Tollund, agitating him) YAAHH, WHAT THE- AHH!! (Zosimo fled from his hiding spot and got into another)
  • Zosimo:... WHEW!
  • Nanobyte:...Zosimo, what was that?
  • Zosimo: Oh, it's a custom-made drone I made when I was still a kid. Built it out of a virtual pet to make it more life-like and lovable.
  • Nanobyte: And yet you're willing to sacrifice it?
  • Zosimo: Eh, it's annoyed people like this before. It can take it.
  • Magnum: Almost ready!
  • Tollund: "AW DANG SON OF A-"
  • Tollund kept firing at the drone but missed everytime!
  • Jling Sling was seen about to recover, but got hit and stunned again as he let out a girly scream!
  • Bayo: "There ARE such things as gods."
  • President Hackagon: "...... You people are not very fond of Counciler Jling, are you?"
  • Galeno: "He doesn't even have any laws he governs over or even contributes into approving anything. I think it's safe to say that, to say it politely, we question why he was ever given the position of major counciler if he doesn't do anything with it! It's like having the one useless weapon in a collection of awesome weaponry!"
  • President Hackagon: "Then why not relieve him of his position?"
  • Calixto: "He needs to be replaced with a better counciler for that! And.... We, kinda don't have that as of yet. Otherwise, we end up having an empty position and we're suppose to be the major 12 members. Just being 11 would've been awkword and leave us without a 12th party."
  • President Hackagon: "(Sighs), And yet you people questioned MY methods?"
  • Warson: "Yes, we know, that's very ironic considering our own political issues. Again, we are more then very sorry about that."
  • Jling's vocie: "I'M NOT THAT KNOCKED OUT?!"
  • Bayo: "Well that was short-lived."
  • Samantha and Magnum finished whatever they were doing.
  • Samantha: Alright, we're ready!
  • Nanobyte: Thank our Teadr 0 Precursors!
  • Magnum: But you need to keep him still so we can use it.
  • Nanobyte:... Son of a cussing cussword!
  • Zosimo:... I'm beginning to feel like that line has been used too much.
  • Tollund: (Continued getting held off by the drone until Tollund blasted it with a homing blast)
  • Zosimo: NOOOO!! THAT WAS MY OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND YOU- (Tollund reacted quickly and shot him unconscious)...... Owch.
  • Miami: (Sighs) Curse his fast reflexes!
  • Nanobyte: Alright! I'm going in... Again! (He tries to jump back into Tollund's suit)
  • Tollund: Oh no way that's gonna happen again! (Grabs him, and throws him to a wall, cartoonishly making him flatter then a pancake and knocking him out)
  • Miami: (Managed to punch him in the face as he was distracted, and did so 5 times until Tollund smacked her with his gun, knocking her out)
  • Stephanie:... (Gulps)
  • Tollund:... Alright, you three left!
  • Stephanie: Uh, Magnum, I'm the only one left!
  • Jling: Ok, at the risk of another bonk on the head, it clearly seems like Tollund's winning. I knew from the start that this shenanigan's gonna end up fruitless.
  • Calixto: Don't be so smug about it, Jling. Magnum and Samantha are still in the battlefield... Somewhere.
  • Naeem: But... How is Stephanie going to get him in position? She's still new to the Heroes Act.
  • Jarvis: I'm sure she can pull this off. And I think she can use her species' natural speed to at least do SOMETHING.
  • Stephanie:... Hmm... (Light-bulb pops over her heard)... HEY, TOLLUND! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! (She is fast enough to avoid a blast from his gun and run fast enough to avoid Tollund's attacks)
  • Jling:..... Well sound of a lazer gun. You were right, Javis. She may have limited combat experience, but the girl can sprint.
  • Stephanie: (Continues to dodge the pursuing Tollund until they reach Samantha and Magnum's sights)
  • Samantha: Good work, Stephanie! Now just get him into position!
  • Stephanie: I don't know about that, but I can try! (Runs around the area agitating Tollund until, after 20 seconds, one lucky shot knocks her out)
  • Tollund: Well FINALLY i nailed this chick!
  • Jling:... Aaaand-
  • Inigo: Wait for it...
  • Tollund:... All right ladies! I took down your Keucanian friend! Just show yourselves and let gets this over worth! I got an assignment to meet about combating a drug lord from Vandora. And I rather not be late. So just kindly show up and get this over with.
  • ???: GLADLY! (The two appeared in a magical blue and purple puff of smoke charged up with energy)
  • Tollund:... Okay, I'll confess......THAT was pretty cool!
  • Samantha: (The two glowed brightly and everything went into white as they blasted Tollund, and as the light cleared in 5 seconds, Tollund fell defeated with his gun and armor broken, and he was too weak to get up and continue fighting)
  • Magnum:... And THAT'S how you beat the powerful "Rebellion T"!
  • Jling: (Was shocked)
  • Inigo:... See? What'd I tell ya'?
  • Calixto: I didn't think they'd pull it off.
  • Jling: "..... Ah, ah, I..... Duh, I..... (Faints)"
  • Bayo: "Ahh, two of my faverite things: A speechless Jling Sling, and an unconjustus Jling Sling."
  • The Audience cheered and appulded for what they had witnessed.
  • Phil: "THEY DID IT!? THEY DID IT, THEY WON BY A LANDSLIDE!?"
  • Icky: "And flashy magic."
  • Announcer: "THE WINNERS?! THE HEROES ACT?!"
  • Rea Buhl: "Wow! That's the first time Tollund ever lost ANYTHING!"
  • Tollund: (Gets up wobbling)... Well, poop in a hat!
  • Magnum: Well, Tollund, I'd be lying if I said you didn't put up a good fight. That proves quite well that you'll be a valuable asset to us.
  • Tollund: And how can you be sure you can cure me? Even if you won, and I have no option in the matter, how are you possibly going to cure me? You said it's not a short process, so how are you going to pull it off before it bites you?
  • Samantha: Well, don't you feel any different?
  • Tollund:... Well, you ALMOST broke every bone in my body with that blast, but-
  • Magnum: The Magelian magic used in that attack contained just about enough purified mana to give you a 75% immunity to verbal or artificial corruption.
  • Tollund:... You sure about that?
  • Samantha: Trust me. We'll give you a test in the Hero Hive to prove it.
  • Tollund:... Suit yourself. But I'm not holding my breath about this.
  • Samantha: Trust me, you'll do just fine. Now pack your things, and be at the Obrah Dropship by 8:00 tomorrow.
  • Tollund:... (Sighs) Well, if you say so. I guess I CAN get used to it. But keep in mind that I won't be holding my breath for my entire servitude.
  • Magnum: Duly noted.
  • Tollund: "Just one thing though..... What am I suppose to do about my assignment about that drug lord? The guy who asked me for my help said he would repay me with a fortune for taking this sucker down. Money I could've used in helping Mieber to back onto it's feet after the mess the Underground did.... Espeically my own screw-ups in the undercover mission. Part of a mission or not, I feel as if I owe the people of Mieber an apology for playing with the wrong side."
  • Magnum: I think that could be arranged. Just be at the Obrah tomorrow, and that'll be your first mission.
  • Tollund:... Eh, why not? I could use a little help.
  • Samantha: And... How much is your employer willing to pay you?
  • Tollund:... 900 millites worth of rarium.
  • Magnum: WHAT?!?
  • Samantha: Holy Creators of the Boundary Generator! That's enough to buy a space station the size of a dwarf planet!
  • Magnum: Yeah! You could afford a LOT with wealth like that.
  • Tollund: Yeah, my employer is among the wealthiest entrepreneurs in the AUU, and apparently, his business is being accused of selling unlicensed drugs both legal and illegal AUU-wide.
  • Samantha: Well, consider this our chance to prove you can be one of us. We'll assist you in taking down this drug lord, and see how it feels to be one of us.
  • Tollund: Well, don't think this will be an easy case. This drug lord is a pretty darn successful and profitable one. Goes by the name of Maxfire. He has ties with a Grutt crime lord, has a disintegrator arm cannon, owns a private army, makes babies cry, your classic easy-to-hate criminal. He's not usually of HA worthy concern dispite all that. He's more interested in keeping his drug business to himself and stays clear of things that'll make him worthy of your attention, like something as extreme of having anything to do with the Dark Radicals and/or VA reniments reguardless of whatever contriband fortune they would offer. He prefers to keep his life of crime "Humble", or as we would call it, he's just not extreme enough to embrace the Dark Rads. I'd be happy to include ya reguardless, but, I would figure you guys have something else of interest.
  • Magnum: Hey, this place isn't going anywhere. We've got PLENTY of time to deal with this guy.
  • Tollund:... Alrighty, if you insist. You can come along for the ride. As soon as we get that reward, I'll use it to fix up this planet. I'm not much for keeping rewards to myself. I rather put it to good use then make a greedy gus of myself and just keep it lock up in a safe doing nothing benifital.
  • Samantha: "You, might also want to consider finding a balence between helping Mieber, and perhaps making amends with Zosimo for what accured to his favertie drone."
  • Tollund: "Oh that? Dr. Hallmall will fix it as quickly as he snaps his fingers. Heck, he even managed to repair an entire battle drone, IN HIS SLEEP!"
  • Magnum: "Your joking, right?"
  • Tollund: Nope. Totally serious. He was literally sleep-tinkering.
  • Samantha:...Didn't think that was possible.
  • Magnum: Me neither.
  • Tollund: Bottom line, that little annoying piece of metal will be fixed up no problem.
  • Magnum: Good. Last thing we need when you're one of us is Zosimo being a total jerk to you.

Landing Pad

  • The Lougers and HA were seen once again.
  • Spongebob: "Congrats on the new member guys, and we wish you the best of luck."
  • Xandy: "Same here lougers."
  • Icky: "Well, hopefully we'll FINALLY enjoy some relaxsation after-"
  • Trixie's voice: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU WELCOMED A DEFECTING WHAT?! AND FROM THE LEAGE!? SPARKLE, OF ALL THE CRAZY SHENANIGANS YOUR FRIENDSHIPS STUNTS DO, I...... I MEAN SERIOUSLY, DIDN'T THE GARBLE MESS TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?!........... Ok, ok, FINE?! I'll tell them."
  • Trixie came in stomping like mad!
  • Trixie: "YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT SPARKLE AND CANDENCE JUST DID?! THOSE NIMRODS JUST WELCOMED A DEFECTING CHANGELING OF CHRYSALIS' HIVE INTO THE CHRISTAIL EMPIRE, AND APPEARENTLY, THERE'S NOW A CONCERN THAT EVERYPONY THINKS THAT PRED WAS GUILTY OF HANDING OVER THE DARN THING BACK TO THE LEAGE?! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!? WHAT A WAY TO COME BACK FROM THE AUU TO?! AND IT INTERUPTED THEIR PLANNED CELEBRATION OF LIGHTNING DUST GETTING A GOOD GRADE IN THE WONDERBOLT ACCADMY?! UGH?!"
  • Gazelle: "Gees louise girl, come down."
  • Icky: "....... Aw, fudged me."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, dear..... Well, no rest for the heroic as they say. We may as well go see this out. Again, we wish you luck with the new member and that future mission. Ciao!"
  • The Heroes quickly charged into the van and zoom off!
  • Tollund: "(Laughs)..... No rest for the heroic indeed. I have a feeling that being with you guys is gonna get a might interesting."

Elsewhere...

  • Hope: (As an old building was being worked on)...So...this is supposed to be our school, sir?
  • Rea Buhl: Yep. This used to be a good casino-restaurant until it was shut down thanks to the Underground's antics. It's big enough to hold an entire school. According to the plans, it will have a good cafeteria with a C&C-brand synthesizer, divisions for the three classes, an observatory, good views, strong turbolifts, and it will hopefully take a while to link this place with the Underground Railroad so students can use it. And that's not all, but it just depends on what the renovator thinks. But we'll still need that reward money from Tollund in order to afford such renovations.
  • Oggle:... Did you at least find a good principal?
  • Rea Buhl: Did I ever. I searched the Underground files to find the best courier employer available, as in, the one that DIDN'T ended up arrested and/or ran off to start a new life elsewhere, and I found one: Gaspar Fortunechaser.
  • Chiller: Wait, THE Gaspar Fortunechaser? As in, the cauter that was among the most successful the Underground ever had? Mr. Sursemury told us that he was one of the many who inspired him to take the courier employment business.
  • Rea Buhl: Yep. Though he was never a courior himself, he was a great courior boss and stragigist. He didn't actually go to the Underground because of the MOF. He went there to hide from the Corruptus radiations' effects, ironic considering that the underground is basicly a festering hole of corruption in thanks to me being stupid, he mainly meant to get away from the true shorse and didn't had better opitions other then just leaving which he didn't felt right about, used his natural predatory feline aggression to blend in with the attitude of the Underground, and earned their trust by being a courier employer. Though he never did parkour himself, he possesses good knowledge of it, and would've loved to practice it itself had it not been been for a bad falling beer kegs accsident that left him with a bad leg. Despite that, he can still fight adequately good since, again, he's a predatory feline. That's why he's the perfect choice.
  • Timer:...I never realised he wasn't truely effected.
  • Rea Buhl: Me either. He was THAT clever. Even Killebrew probulity didn't realised, and he's usually good at sniffing out disloyalists..... Barring Tollund by really dumb luck. Gaspar should be here in a few minutes.
  • Oggle: Awesomeness!
  • Bisk and his friends came in.
  • Bisk: "Sorry we was late. Iesten was terrorable with directions. Anyway, Rea, I wanna ask ya something. You know one day, people will get over your past and eventually, that would mean that you'll be elegable to be Sumprime Commander again. If you can choice, would you give up being our boss for the MOF, or stay with us?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Well, even then, that's only for if Sting either can't properly lead on her own or if for whatever reason she can lead anymore. But either way, I would have to insist to my bro that another Hackagon will have to cover that. I feel as if this is a good enough fate for me."
  • Bisk: "..... Ya really are not like that Rea anymore, boss. I respect that. Respect."
  • Rocko: "So, I hope this isn't too personal, but, when will Janleentia deside to pop the question?"
  • Rea Buhl: "Trust me, we're not gonna rush it after the crazy adventures we had. We're gonna take our time about that. But all in all, I'm glad to be back with her again, and when the time comes, I am not gonna hestiate to agree to it."
  • Iesten: "So, Rea's encharged? Where's the armless bird?"
  • Hope: "Sursemury had, his own desires in mind. And for that, I wish the best for him."

Refashioned Brewery

  • Sursemury and Roucho are seen in business suits now.
  • Roucho: "Roucho will be glad to change his name from "Roucho the Unfortunate" as..... "Roucho, The Semi-Fortunate"."
  • Sursemury: "And it is my pleasure to help you get that name, good friend. The Sympethic Alcahol will be a big hit! A dream finally realised, and a long abandoned niche filled. Alchourse, the luxery we'll get is a nice bonus to all this."
  • Roucho: "Oh, no denying that old friend. This will be the start of a new legacy togather."
  • Sursemury: "Ah, yes. And already, we got orders for the likes of Tomplex's return party being celebrated by his family and co-workers and employies. I am glad to say that things are looking up for Tomp. And as for Tamara and Homgrest, ho-ho-ho, let's just's'a say, things are about to enter a new chapter."

MOF Base

  • Tamara entered Homgrest's room.
  • Tamara: "Homgrest, it means alot to me that you joined the MOF, almost as much as to know your still alive. Being an enforcer will help you get your life togather."
  • Homgrest is seen in Mof Enforcer uniform.
  • Homgrest: "And I look forword to that Tam. But that's not all. There's..... Something I wanna ask."
  • Homgrest approuched Tamara, went down on bended knee, and pulled out a black box.
  • Homgrest: "..... Tam, I wanna say.... You mean more to me then just a childhood friend. Your, the kind of girl I wanna spend the rest of my life with. So, at risk of you turning out to having a problem with being in a relationship with a reptile, Tam.... Will you...... One day consider to marry me? (Shows a ring with rarium on it.)"
  • Tamara blushed and was surprised.
  • Tamara: ".... OH OF CHOURSE YOU ODDLY NAMED LUNKHEAD! (HUGS HOMGREST!)..... Why one day though?"
  • Homgrest: "Well I don't wanna rush it, I mean, you just discovered that I wasn't really dead. I figured we should wait for when we feel like the time's right. Until then, (shows the ring) You have this baby to look forword to."
  • Tamara: ".... How, did you managed to score a Rarium ring?"
  • Homgrest: "Your sister's former boss knew some guys who can hook him up with something he wants. The benifits from being a former arms dealer no doubt. So, would you like to get to Sting's congradulations party? I heard they got Randel Joke to make fun of the Mof's past with Glutus. It's garrentied to be a riot!"
  • Tamara: "Alchourse Hom. Of Chourse."
  • The two began to walk.
  • Homgrest: "By the way, I totally noticed that your sister has been eyeing that Chill guy alot. Does Hope have a crush?"
  • Tamara: "(Playful tabs and laughs), Now Hom, be nice. But yeah, that totally is so. And here I thought she wanted to wait for someone better."
  • Homgrest: "Though, if I can be honest... Why wasn't she attracted to Tollund since they're both primates?"
  • Tamara: "Well OBVIOUSLY that's because my sister's younger then Tollund. Toll knew her when she was a child, you have no idea how awkword it would be, to be in love with someone assentually almost like an older man. He's argueably almost the president's age."
  • Homgrest: "Then, why does he look like he's still in his 20s?"
  • Tamara: His species' looks can hardly fade away with age.
  • Homgrest: Oh it's that right? Kinda thought that was because of his enhancements. Like, life extention serums or stuff.
  • Tamara: Nah, that stuff is prohibited to certain people in our society thanks to bans and stuff.
  • Homgrest: "Good to know. Learn something new everyday."

1 day later...

  • Tollund: (The Obrah Dropship flew towards Vandora)...Here we are. Let's hope we can get this over with.
  • Zosimo: You'd better f****** keep your word of bringing back Schnookums!...What?...(Laughing was heard) OH, HA-HA-HA, YOU'RE LUCKY I RECENTLY DECIDED TO NICKNAME HIM SCHALE!
  • Clifton: Let's just get this over with.

Vandora

  • Maxfire: (Appears as a yellow-headed rough-spined grayish elderly lizard with a cybernetic arm cannon, a tech eye-patch, and a cybernetic business suit)... Well, my dear friend, it seems that our business is doing quite well, and EVERYBODY is pinning it on that bumbling old entrepreneur, Jon Gotter.
  • Raptor-Like Assistant: (With a tiger-striped-and-black coloration, a lion-like black mane, a crusty tail, a single claw on his right forelimb, and a cybernetic business suit) Indeed. That guy was a real joke. If he didn't accomplish anything in the last 25 years of his life, surely there's no arguing that ANYONE won't give a f*** about whether or not he DOES succeed. The guy was a nerd back at our old school. The closest he got to succeed is having a daughter and that's it.... Apart to being a successful business owner.
  • Maxfire: I couldn't have said it better.... Maybe. These shipping operations are going as planned. ANYONE will pay to have nootropics to become much smarter. I mean, it certainly worked for ME when I founded this smuggling operation. Those idiot police officers never knew what was under their noses until it was too late.
  • Raptor-Like Assistant: Despite the fact that you lost your eye, an arm, AND your venom glands in the process. And given your age, your regenerative ability is not as it used to be.
  • Maxfire: (Shrugs) PLEASE don't remind me, Amwy. At least I can defend myself to make sure such incidents never occur again.
  • Lizard: SIR! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS, BUT OUR RADAR IS PICKING UP A DROPSHIP HEADING TOWARDS OUR LOCATION!!
  • Maxfire: What KIND of dropship?
  • Lizard: Seems to belong to the Heroes Act.
  • Maxfire: Oh, pbbbbt, what could they POSSIBLY hope to gain from busting a low-level drug lord? In fact, they shouldn't even care about my humble existence as long as I stay clear of those has-beens Villains Act reniments. What's even their reason for coming here anyway?
  • Lizard: One of it's passengers has apparently been hired by Jon Gotter with a bounty of 900 millites in rarium.
  • Maxfire: WHAT?!? BULLS***!!! HOW COULD HE HAVE THAT MUCH RARIUM?!?
  • Lizard: He has an aunt who works for the AUU Currency Troupe, don't you remember?
  • Maxfire: Oh, right. Alchourse I should've figured ol' Jon would hire someone after me, BUT THE HEROES ACT!? Wow, that means I must've REALLY made him desperate to have managed to get THEM involved! Though usually, ya think at least he'd settled for that badass Tollund guy since he's usually not so picky about going after folks of my level. Reguardless, tell my private army that the duff break is over and that their asses need to be in gear! They got a challnage in their mists!
  • Lizard: Yes, sir! (Runs off)

Vandora Sky

  • Zosimo: (Presses button as the screen said 'Auto Pilot').. Alright, the dropship is on auto-pilot. Let's get ready for a GRAND-DE-MOSS jump. Everyone that can't fly got their G-diffusers?
  • Tollund: I don't need one thanks to my hoverpack.
  • Xandy: Well, some of us don't need no stinkin' G-diffusers for a safe landing when we've got flying lovers on our backs.
  • Stephanie: I couldn't agree more.
  • Samantha: AND I can do a safe landing thanks to my magical capabilities.
  • Zosimo: Okay, okay, as long as we all got good ways to not be turned into paste when landing, I don't care. Let's just go! (The dropship opens) On my mark... 3... 2... 1... MARK! (They all jump)
  • Vancer: (Xandy and Hudson were doing sky-stunts) No one like a show-off, you two!
  • Clifton: Kinda have to side with Vancer guys. Easy on the stunts, you two. We're not here to entertain the private army that is VERY likely down there.

Cutaway

  • Lizard #1:... Are those two... Doing sky-stunts?
  • Lizard #2: Wow, THAT'S pretty impressive.
  • (Maxfire): DON'T GET DISTRACTED BY THEM SHOWING OFF, NITWITS?! FOCUS ON TAKING THEM DOWN?!
  • Lizards 1 and 2: YES, SIR!!!

Sky

  • Tollund: (Uses his mask to detect lizards setting up turrets) SHARPSHOOTER TURRETS INCOMING!!!
  • Magnum: Not a problem! (They opened fire with lightning-fast energy blasts that were reflected back at them thanks to Magnum, destroying the turrets in the process as the lizards began to use firearms when they fell at a close-enough altitude)
  • Xandy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAH! (They landed safely with whatever each individual got, and started fighting off the lizard private army one-by-one for 1 minute until they were all unconscious)... THAT'S how we do it Carbungia style.
  • Tollund: Oh, I've been there, and I would HARDLY call that Carbungia style. What WE did sounds a little more extreme.
  • Xandy: Trust me, Carbungia has faced something JUST as awesome as THIS back in it's day.
  • ???: Welcome, Heroes Act... (Maxfire appeared)... To the last fight you'll ever have!
  • Nanobyte: "(Groans), If I had money for everytime a villain said that, I can retire early to a life of wealth."
  • Maxfire: "..... Well pardon me if I didn't say a very original line, but at least it speaks the truth. This really WILL be the last ever fight you'll have in all of existence!"
  • Vancer: Yes, but only because we're going to beat your bitch-ass so hard, every bitch-ass villain in these UUniverses and the other UUniverses will retire in bitch-ass shame. It will be called the Bitch-Ass Retirement Plan, named after YOU, you bitch-ass!... GOD, I missed cussing.
  • Maxfire: I can safely assumed you lot came back from Mieber, I see.
  • Tollund: That's right, Maxfire. And as profane as Vancer was, I agree that you'll be taken down in such an effective humiliation.
  • Maxfire: "Alchourse. The infamous Tollund. I figured Jonny would hire you, given the promise of rarium, but, why are THEY here?! If memory serves, your an indie hero at best, Tolls. I figured you'd be too afraid to get involve cause of being Mieberian. Recent news has claimed that Mieber's old legend about a fancy corruptive sun turned out to be real as all hell, and even with it gone, Mieber folks are still stupidly easy to corrupt. So it's mighty bold of you to get involve with the big leages, Toll. Aren't you afraid of being too tempting to those VA reniments turning you into a weapon of mass destruction? After all, your litterally stronger then at least 90% of the HA. You'd be able to slaughter them like bugs if ya wanted to! So why play that gamble now, Tolls?"
  • Tollund: "..... I lost to the magic users in the Hackadon Dome. And fair is fair, I don't think I have to worry about being a real liability in that reguard."
  • Maxfire: "Wanna test that, monkey?"
  • Maxfire reveiled a nasty looking mind-control drone and tossed it at the group!
  • Maxfire: "LET'S SEE MAGIC PROTECT AGAINST COLD STEEL ANTI-MAGIC METAL SCIENCE?!"
  • The Drone charged after Tollund!
  • Tollund: OHHH, SHAZBOT!! (He is chased across the area by the drone)
  • Zosimo: Wait, isn't that drone from the same bastard who invented the illegal mind-control implants?
  • Hudson: I thought they outlawed those things.
  • Clifton: They did. Well, it looks like we'll have to add possession of illegal technology to the charges against you, Maxie.
  • Maxfire: Listen here, water-vrat! I can do whatever I want whenever I want. And anyone who DARES tell me what I can and can't do... Well... To give you an idea... (Uses his arm cannon to fire a disintrgrative beam that rapidly disintegrate an entire line of trees in 2 seconds)... In short, that's the last thing they ever did.
  • Magnum: Wow you are CLEARLY a real piece of work!
  • Maxfire: I most certainly am! Now, let's let the drone deal with Tolly here, and prove that he can TRULY be one of you party animals. However, if any of you try to touch me... Well, you remember the trees over there.
  • Samantha: "Well, it depends on certain factors."
  • Maxfire: "Like what?"
  • Maxfire heard a very too near-by dismantle of weaponry, as he looks in shock to see that his arm cannon is being ripped apart piece by tiny piece!
  • Maxfire: "(WIMPFULLY SQEALS!?) MY CANNON!?"
  • Maxfire panics and tries to get whatever destroyed his cannon off of him, only to reveil Nanobyte.
  • Nanobyte: "Next time, pay attention to your surroundings more and not just monologe about how badass you are! That's just gonna end up making you look like you were meant to be a phathic last-minutely added villain for a cartoon or something, man!"
  • Maxfire: "GET OFF OF ME YOU PEST!?"
  • Maxfire tries to get Nanobyte off, but he stays inside the arm cannon and further ruins it to the point of beyond repair!
  • Maxfire: "NOOOOOOO!? MY BEAUTIFUL WEAPON?! YOU ACCURSED LITTLE VERMIN?! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T GET THE DARK RADICALS INVOLVED!? YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS RUINED EVEYRTHING DISHONEST FOLK LIKE ME WORK FOR?!"
  • Nanobyte leaps out of the cannon holding the cannon's power shorce!
  • Nanobyte: "What kind of heroes do you HONESTLY think we are if we leave doughebags like you alone, just because your not with the VA or the Dark Rads? Let me tell ya something pal, and prepare to be enlighten! We don't discriminate villains by who they're involved with, their preferences, or even by threat levels! We treat our bad guys, equilly, even if they're nothing but petty thugs! Heck, even if we had to deal with a troubled shoplifter with an angsty past, we'll be there to send that kid on the straight and narrow! So don't you DARE say that we are picky about the villains we go after?! I mean, it's cool your not palling about with the Dark Rads, but your still doing things that REALLY suck! And your going down all the same, bucko!? (Destroys the powershorce as it's engery disapates into nothing!)"
  • Maxfire: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! THAT WAS MY ONLY ONE!? THIS CANNON'S USELESS WITHOUT IT?! AS IF NOT ALREADY WITH IT BROKEN AND SHIT?!"
  • Hawkens: "Well good. Then the only casualties today will be those trees and whatever unlucky creature done got caught in the crossfire, you criminal scum!? One serving of Keubric-sytile justice coming right up!"
  • Xandy: "With a side helping of Carbunga SMACKDOWN!?"
  • Samantha: "With an elegant taste of magilo judgement call!"
  • Maxfire: "FOOLS?! I STILL HAVE THE-"
  • The sound of a nasty robotic screek was here as blasts were heard with the sound of destroyed metal was heard!
  • The Nasty drone was tossed back to the area, destroyed and redused to nothing but spare parts.
  • Tollund came back, mask on, and set to the most imtimidating voice.
  • Tollund: "(Imtimidating voice) And for desert, we're offering a big bowl of Mieberian Payback! Served as cold as Oranos!"
  • Maxfire the heroes closed up on a panicing Maxfire!
  • Maxfire: "NO?! NO!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • The camera moves torwords Amwy and the lizard from before as sounds of pounding are heard.
  • Amwy: "...... Maybe it's for the best we save ourselves here, Stankus, and get out of here."
  • Stankus: "Good idea."
  • The two cowerds retreated!
  • Maxfire was heard screaming throughout the jungle as an eye drone was seen watching the scene.
  • It was shown to have been connected with a feed that goes back to a business in Gotter's office.
  • Gotter's voice: "(He's being shown from his arm on an armrest as the hand was holding a sofisicated cup of fine wine with a small umbrella as he obscured by the chear he was resting on...)..... Ahh.... All accurding to plan, and then some. Drone, be sure to send this video live to all of Vandora. It's time that the truth gets out."
  • The drone obeyed as the feed gets send to all of Vandora on all of it's monitors.
  • Maxfire's voice: "OK, OK, (A PUNCH WAS HEARD!?) OW!? I'LL ADMIT IT?! I WAS FRAMING GOTTER FOR MY CRIMES OF THE DRUGS BEING SOLD ILLEGALLY JUST TO BE A DICK CAUSE I WAS JEALIOUS OF HIS FAME CAUSE I USED TO BULLY THE LITTLE SHIT WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND THAT HE GOT TO BE A SOMEBODY AND I JUST DIDN'T?! HAPPY NOW?! I HOPE THIS NEVER GETS REVEILED BEYOND THIS CONVERSATION BECAUSE IT WOULD RUINED MY REPUTATION IF PEOPLE SAW ME CRYING LIKE A BABY GETTING OWNED BY YOU GUYS AND..... Wait, is that a Camera Drone? WITH A PLANET-RANGE FEED PROCESSOR?! THAT THING BETTER NOT BE RECORDI-"
  • A painful sounding hit was made!
  • Maxfire's voice: "(Squeaky voice) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! YOU JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE LIZARD DICK?!"
  • All of the world of Vandora laughed!

Later.

  • Vandorian enforcers dragged the beaten Maxfire away, along with his army and the eventually captured Amwy and Stankus.
  • Gotter reveiled himself to the HA.
  • Gotter: "Tollund, I couldn't thank you more then already for this. Not only did you capture Maximillion, but you managed to include the HA into this and allowed my drone to record it as evidence that my old childhood foe was framing me for inscroupulious acts. Thanks to the evidence, the leader of Vandora is issuing a major apology, the incompident enforcers trying to pin me to the crimes are being punished for harrassing me, (laughs), and on top of that, I get to witness Maximillion's fall as being a very serious drug lord. I don't think even the Dark Radicals would feel like doing evil today or the week afterwords after how badly you humiliated Max. Other then giving the payment as promised, I also want to give more graditude for this. For now on, my company will offitcally endorse the HA for avenging my honor and redusing dear Maxword to be even lower in the villainy foodchain then already. This endorsement deal will benifit us both, incrised sells of my products, and in a 50/50 deal, half of the income will go straight to HA funding. Sounds like a plan, wouldn't you agree?"
  • Zosimo: "We're flattered for that sir, but you'll have to ask permission from the Grand Council first. They, kinda want us to be, chariable and humble about being heroes."
  • Gotter: "I understand. A promise for another time. Until then, here's the rarium I promised. (an assistent gave the suitcase filled with Rarium jewelery and coins.) Your free to do as you wish with them. And knowing your not the sort to keep money to yourself Tollund, I trust this will go to help Mieber recover from it's still healing wounds, quite right?"
  • Tollund: "Aw shucks, am I really that predictable?"
  • Gotter: "(Chuckles), I'll take that as a yes then. Good luck with your new career in life, Tollund."
  • Tollund: And I hope you get the same luck.
  • Gutter: (Does a duck-like quacking laugh) Oh, trust me, my entrepreneurship is just getting started. Maxfire tthought I'm not going to amount to anything, but having an aunt in the Currency Troupe AND a daughter clearly proves that I am going to go places. And if he had hoped to ruined that himself, well, is he gonna be disappointed. And on top of that, I predict soon enough that Maxfire will be made obscured to all history books being over shadowed by slightly more well-balenced drug lords, let alone the VA Reniments, but they go without saying. While I will earn my place among the well respected entreprenurs in the AUU.
  • Tollund: "Great to hear, but I know someone in Mieber that'll earn their own place in the history books.... In fact, she may already have. And thanks to you, it may be sooner then alot of us think."

Epilogue

Weeks later...

  • Rea Buhl: (The building was finally converted into the courier school)... Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Hopeful Courier School.
  • Tamara:.. Quite nice of him to name the school after my sister.
  • Homgrest: "Yup. Diffently not the same Rea anymore.
  • Rea Buhl: Since we have obtained 900 millites worth of rarium, we have the wealth to repair this world from the chaos that Corruptus had caused weeks ago. And this very school is one of them. Couriers will be a good thing to see running across the cityscapes of this world, as they will make deliveries MUCH easier than ever. And I want to give condolences to some of the school's first-enrolling students: Hope Qonnors, Oggle Kuxmore, Sassa C. Cabultra, Chiller Beans, Owen Pulwion, Rockoson Rogeto,  Bisk Lakshman, Gibson Uaymore, Soppa Van Peebles, Qira Oxton, and Iestin Spumes. And our non-actobatic courior teacher in an event actobrtics is not something one is capable off, Ex-MOF General Timeston. (The audience applauded as all the mentioned couriers went on stage)
  • Hope:... (On stand)... Thank you everyone. I want to commemorate us for getting this far since the dark times of this world. But now that Killebrew and Glutus are gone for good, a new era of balanced safety and freedom can begin. While corruption on this world is still inevitable, we shouldn't take that in vain. The MOF will be more reliable than when Glutus was in charge. The Underground Railroad that the Underground used will now be used by us in this very school to travel the world doing deliveries for all of you. If my parents were still alive, they'd surely expect me to go this far. It makes me realize why they named me Hope from the very beginning. They weren't themselves during the riots that formed the Underground. I have contributed to saving this world from getting stuck. Now that we're returning from the shadows, we can look forward to recovering from the Solar Flare War, even greater then how the ansisterial Hackagons did. And we can all thank Tollund for providing the budget to make this school possible. And this is just the very beginning. So I wish you all luck on your journey to a pure future. Thank you. (Everyone cheered)
  • Rea Buhl:... And now, to welcome our school's new president, the one and only Gaspar Fortunechaser. (A lion-like feline with a mixed coloration, a few scars, a blend between a business suit, a courier suit, and a battle suit)...
  • Gaspar:... (African-American accent) Welcome, everyone. When Rea Buhl offered me a chance to become a greater influence in the courier occupation, I couldn't say no. I wished to do parkour since I became an employer, and just as I learned quite enough... Well... Let's say a bad leg ruins that dream. That's not to say I can't adequately defend myself, though. I'm a cauter, the king of the beasts. It's in our nature to be vicious fighters. But still, it's obvious that otherwise I'm not gonna be much for being able to show by exsample. But I know I can use my knowledge of parkour for a greater purpose. And that's playing a major part within this very school. When I was in the Underground, being a courier employer was at first just a method to earn the trust of an entire society of crazy loonies. But as I continued, I started seeing the passion you can put in the career. That's why this was an offer I couldn't refuse. So you can all know that there'll be a few spectations of couriers having fun jumping across buildings and giving you the deliveries you need. I wish our future pupils the best of luck as they join these lucky first students in the urban skies. (Everyone cheers)
  • Hope:... I couldn't have asked for anything better than this.
  • Oggle: Me neither. I'd say we're DEFINITELY going to go places.
  • Hope: (They all were then seen jumping across buildings, Timer being held by Rocko again, as Hope sang this, as amazing scenery and special effects were seen all through the musical number)
CHVRCHES - Warning Call (OST Mirror’s Edge Catalyst - Theme Song)

CHVRCHES - Warning Call (OST Mirror’s Edge Catalyst - Theme Song)

  • (Same voice): "And that's how Mieber improved from it's current position. May you learn well from this story. Sometimes, not every rebelion is automatic good, and not all goverments are out to make us miserable because of even the most serious mistake. But don't take this story as an anti-thesis on the likes of when what we normally expect rebels and goverments to be. It wasn't meant to be viewed like that. Take this story as a message that not everything is so black and white. Something like a rebelion or a goverment and/or goverment controled group, are only as good, or as dangerious, as the people encharged of it. As such, this is meant to show, that freedom and safety are both impourent. It's true we're still not gonna get it right in every situation, and people will always side with absolutes. But as this story showed, there's no right or wrong answers. Only the wrong way to see them. One day, people will understand the question better and fine balence. And who knows? Maybe you might be the one to find that balence. Hey, ya never know."
  • The Camera Pans away from the Planet Mieber as everything fades.

The End...

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