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The Interracial Faculty are left in charge of the school for the first time without aide of any of the Main 7 as they have to go with the Pillars on a mission related to Cheruffus seeing Magmatacus' egg hatching, meaning that Magmatacus is going to be reborn as a new individual and Cheruffus needs all the help he can get. With Barktrot left in in charge, tensions are rather immediate, as none of the interracial faculty members are getting along so well. They often only see each other more as either associates or someone to pity, or in Spoonful and Buzzord's case, a clash of ideologies. Barktrot hasn't exactly gotten along famously with Koningin because of being suspicious of why a huntress was quick to accept being a teacher, given that Koningin keeps feeling shame in when students don't act like her, Yakhalla and Entropy are at odds because of Entropy's rather imprompto ways of trying to cure Yakhalla of his past as the Yakotaur, and Electross and Spiracle try to be peace-keepers, but are often ignored. The Interacial Students noticed this and know exactly what can help them help the facilty build better bonds: Through the enchanted and hidden Tree of Harmony cave in the library which is actually how the Tree of Harmony detects friendship problems and were built from ancient Changeling underground caves which spread below most of Equestria and beyond, explaining their own journey from beneath. With a lot of convincing, the students are able to convince them to go down the hole and let the Tree of Harmony handle the rest. Thus, now the Tree of Harmony, taking the form of Sparkle once more, puts the group into tests of their own: Yakhalla confronting a shadow of the Yakotaur himself, Spiracle facing Labrum once more, Entropy refacing Wicked Dark in her full power, Koningin made to reconfront Apocrypha, Spoonful contending to a personal rival, Buzzord contending with someone he knows from Klugetown he doesn't personally like, Electross facing Toron again, and Barktrot confronting herself as Barkrot, still being an embittered witch and basically argue with herself as a conflict of idealogies begin. All the while, the Interacial Students need to keep a rebelious new student, Clyde Shockerwing, or by the nickname, Party-Hardy, a young wyvern cousin of Sid the Wyvern, who REALLY loves to throw crazy parties, sees the teachers being gone as the perfect excuse to throw a party, as such a thing will not only make them look irresponsible, but get Clyde expelled, which is something they don't want for him even when he doesn't show the qualms of a good friend, if in fact bares the traits of the oppisite: irresponsible, manipulative, egotistical, immoral, snoopy, snitching, cynical, racist, and completely drowns out his inner angst with his parties. Can the faculty be able to overcome their problems while the Interracial Students keep the party from turning the school into a big mess and get them all in trouble, and even help rehabilitate the troublemaker Clyde and work out why he's in so much angst, and all on their own since the Lodgers are seeking out the real Apocrypha, and would be stuck on this for a while since even Gazelle has difficulty fighting Apocrypha since he turned out to be a rogue Uniter Summon in that he turned corrupt upon the death of his Uniter Mistress of which the bond was great that his sorrow turned into eternal anger?

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Chapter 1: The Latest Mane Six and Lodger Missions/The Bickering Faculty

School of Friendship.

  • The other inter-racial students were seen traversing the tunnels.
  • Shore: "..... This place is amazing....."
  • Daylight: "Such, wonder and beautiful."
  • Gaster: "(Sarcasticly) Tch, it's so pretty."
  • Caster: "Spoken like a real color."
  • Buster: "But, we're colors too."
  • Gaster: "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC?!"
  • Quartz: "And Twilight and the others don't know about it yet?"
  • Skyceria: "Well, tecnecally Mr. Spoonful came to know about it, but he never had the chance to get a better look."
  • Little Dipper: "Eh. I seen prettier."
  • Gaster: "So, what're we suppose to do, exactly?"
  • Shore: "Well, if my Sandy was right, we're suppose to seperate and win out against whatever the cave of harmony challnages us with."
  • Little Dipper: "So basicly it tries to psycoanalise you?"
  • Skyceria: "Well, that's just a pessimistic way of viewing it. It's more like it tries to understand your inner psyche, your inner termoil. And help you overcome it."
  • Gaster: "Huh. I can take that bet."
  • Shore: "So, let's see if it works. We shall split up into partners. Normally, I have Sandbar, but he's obviously not here. So, I'll take my BFF: Skyceria!"
  • Shore and Skyceria: "(Held hooves) BESTIES?! (Both Giggle!)"
  • Shore: "(Let's go) Anyway, the Clones shall go with eachother, Gaster has his brothers, and Quartz can go with Little Dipper."
  • Little Dippler: "Don't ya think it's abit lopsided to split the teams like that?"
  • Gaster: "I don't think it matters since we have an odd number of people. And that we're only here for fun anyways, so what does it matter?"
  • The group went their seperate ways.

Shore and Skyceria's location.

  • The two arrived to part of a cave that looks like a forest and a beach within close prosinity.
  • Skyceria: "How, did we ended up here? I thought we were in the cave."
  • Shore: "Sandbar said that sometimes the caves can change forms to fit the mood of the challnage."
  • Skyceria: "..... Ohhh, then I liked what it did. I'm gonna go check out the trees."
  • Shore: "Sure thing, bestie. And I'll take a swim!"
  • The two seperate to enjoy themselves.
  • Shore was enjoying some swimming, until the water started to get black, as Shore saw this and quickly got back on the beach.....
  • The entire water turned black, as a Helldra rose from it snarling.....
  • Shore: "(Panic attack?!) HELLDRA?! (Slides away as the Helldra gave chase!)"
  • Skyceria looked to see that Shore was in trouble!
  • Skyceria: "Don't worry bestie, help is on the wa- (A figure pounced onto Skyceria in the wall) OW?! HEY?! (Gasps to see that it was the Winger)....."
  • Winger: "..... Finally..... My first winged demon in a long time."
  • Skyceria: "(Fear-riddled) N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no?! It can't be?! (Breaks free and makes a fly for it!)"
  • Winger: "COME BACK HERE, WINGED DEMON?! (Chases after Skyceria!)"

Another part of the cave

  • Gaster: (Saw this from a vantage point in another part of the cave).... (Did this)
Family Guy - Ok, what the fuck

Family Guy - Ok, what the fuck

  • Gaster: Do those dumb bitches even know those are manifestations of Winger and a Helldra?
  • Caster: "Well, then that tells me this cave does a good job of looking so real."
  • Buster: "Then I shudder to what we're gonna ran into here."
  • Gaster: "Ugh. Come on, let's go find a way to get down there and tell them that it's just the fucking cave psycoanalising them."
  • The trio proceeded to walk down, until suddenly the cave began to resemble more as a swamp, as the end of the tunnel was blocked off by a shrine dedicated to a familier Petrifived Tape Worm Staff....
  • Buster: "DUH?! I thought that thing was destroyed-ed?!"
  • Caster: "What's it doing back?!"
  • Gaster: "Relax, you guys, it's the cave trying to freak us out. YO TREE?! I KNOW YOUR TRYING TO TEST US FOR SOME STUPID REASON, SO CUT THAT SHIT OUT?!"
  • ???: "Well aren't we tragicly deluded Changelings?"
  • A parasite riddled Dark Elf showed up.
  • Gaster: "..... Oh that is just SICK, BRO?!"
  • Buster: "It's..... It's him?! It's Yucckus Succamus!"
  • Caster: "But he was suppose to be dead for nearly a millendia ago?!"
  • Yucckus Succamus: "And I see you have found my perfectly repaired Tape Worm staff. (Levitated the staff to him)...... And now I have the perfect fools to become part of my fungal zombie army."
  • Caster and Buster shivered in fear as Gaster remained annoyed.
  • Gaster: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE GUYS, HE'S NOT ACTSELLY HERE?! IT'S THE CAVE MESSING WITH US?!"
  • Caster: "He looks real enough to me?!"
  • Gaster: "Remember what the others said! This tree brings to life your biggest personal issues for ya to confront?!"
  • Caster: "What about the Spiders?! They were real?!"
  • Gaster: "That's because they live here, genius."
  • Buster: "But look at him?! He's so scary!"
  • Gaster: "Oh for fuck's sake, do I have to actively proof this yuts is nothing?!"
  • Buster: YEEES!!!!
  • Gaster:... And you guys wonder why I have issues with you- (Yucckus turned into a zombified Caster and Buster)...
  • Zombie Caster: YOU LEFT US BEHIIIIIND!!!!
  • Zombie Buster: BECAUSE YOU HATE UUUUUS!!!! (The three did this)
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Yes I Did Aqua Teen Hunger Adult Swim

  • Buster:... Well that's good enough for us.
  • Caster: And it's annoying.
  • Gaster: "HA?! I KNEW IT?!"
  • The Zombies vanished......
  • Caster: ".... Ya know Gast, I think that nosy Hippogrif was onto something, maybe we do still have some issues between us."
  • Gaster: "And MAN do we have to spend ALOT of time with Starlight for it!"
  • The trio went on.

The Clones' Location.

  • Daylight and the other clones travel down the area as it looks vaguely simular to Nefarious' Space Station.
  • Moonbow: "..... Was this a hidden Team Nefarious base at one point?"
  • Applesauce: "Well if it was, it's clear the Tree of Harmony has grown all over it now."
  • Daylight: "Allright girls. Remember what the others said. That it's likely that the caves will test us. So don't be surprised to see a symbol of our past being represented in some way."
  • Giggle: "So like what, Daddy Nefarious and the other Team Nefarious members randomly showing up?"
  • Antique: "Well I don't think not anymore, cause the tree will know we're expecting that, and I think it would OBVIOUSLY try to surprise us in some way."
  • Nefarious: (Pops out) SURPRISE!!!! (They jumped as he cackles)
  • Giggle: "DADDY?! (Pounces onto Nefarious!)"
  • Antique: "..... Not what I was going for, but close."
  • Fairweather: "I think Giggle forgot that we're not in good terms with dad at the moment."
  • Moonbow: "She's kinda mentally younger then us, it can't be help."
  • Nefarious: You're not even my daughters, anyway. (Giggle was hurt)...... You're just squishies. Something I only use for it's capabilities. You were disposable to me anyway even if you hadn't betrayed me.
  • Giggle: (Her hair deflated and turned straight)... Really? (The rest of the Clone Six shrugged)
  • Moonbow: NO HORSES***!!!!!
  • Giggle: "But, but, he's our father in that he created us!"
  • Antique: "Well, yes, by a large tecnecallity, but, don't forget that he didn't exactly had noble intentions for us, Giggle. He meant for us to basicly turn Equestria into a robotic paradise!"
  • Daylight: Yeah. He used us. Don't you remember?
  • Giggle:... (Does an Over the Barrel Pinkie rage moment) YOU BIG ROBOT JERK!!!!
  • Nefarious: See, that's why squishies aren't jack to me. They're faulty. Mortal. Whereas machinery and robots are the dominant intelligence.
  • Moonbow: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT SCARED BY THAT?! I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF!!
  • Applesauce: It's a simulation, Moon.
  • Moonbow: Yeah but even a fake Nefarious would leak oil after THAT!!
  • Fairweather: "Or maybe the Tree of Harmony doesn't scare easy."
  • Daylight: How about we just don't question it?
  • Nefarious: ANNIHILATE THEM!!!!
  • Moonbow: Oh, we're SOOOOO scared of your holographic ghost blasts.
  • Nefarious: "THAT'S IT?! I'M GONNA- (Applesauce bucks him away) D'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  • Applesauce: "Adios, Doc!"

Quartz's and Little Dipper's location.

  • Quartz and Little Dipper were seen moving about.
  • Quartz: "(She began to notice that the harmony caves began to look more like a dragon cave)..... Notice anything different?"
  • Little Dipper: "I'm guessing that's the cave setting up a mood for what is likely your ineditable trail."
  • Quartz: "Well I hope it's not like what Smolder went through. I would imagine that it would be HUMILIATING if I had to wear a dress."
  • ???: "Hey Quarter-Pounder!"
  • Quartz fearfully halted, as she looked to see Vemita and her dragon gang.
  • Quartz: "(Gasps)! Oh no?! Vemita?! Zmarts! Garbage and Pail!"
  • Little Dipper: "(Unamused) Is that what the other guys are called?"
  • Zmarts the smart dragon: "Fancy running into you, ya little twerp!"
  • Garbage the Gronkle-Eqsed Dragon: "We was wondering where our target practice went."
  • Pail the Monsterious Nightmare-Eqsed Dragon: "And how stupidly unsurprising you got with ponies again! And in their stupid school no less?!"
  • Vemita: "Just when I thought kicking your sorry ass wasn't fun enough. And now your apart of something that's like Sesime Street-Ajacent?"
  • The Bully dragons laughed!
  • Quartz: "HEY SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO DO OUR SPIECES A FAVOR?!"
  • Zmarts: "Disservice more like it."
  • Vemita grabbed Quartz!
  • Vemita: "..... Who's up for a game of loser ball!"
  • The Bully dragons began to toss Quartz around like a ragdoll!
  • Little Dipper: "...... Aw good grief, Quartz is NOT having a good time here. Uh, Quartz, do you need my help with this, or what?"
  • A growl was heard, as a large golum creature with a cavity shaped like a mouth on a chest was seen.....
  • Little Dipper: "..... Soul Eater, huh?..... (Sarcasticly) Great Alicorns, how terrafying."
  • The Soul Eater beast roared!
  • Little Dipper: "...... I'd be terrifived about having my soul eaten forever and never asending to the afterlife, if I didn't already know that you're just the Tree of Harmony trying to psycoanalsie me."
  • Soul Eater: (Roars in the most frightening display)
  • Little Dipper: (Sarcastically) Ahhhhhh!
  • Soul Eater: (After everything it had failed, it disappeared in frustration)
  • Little Dipper: And curtain.

Shore's Location

  • Shore: (Still sliding away from the Helldra) EEEK?! SCARY HELLDRA?! (She leaps underwater and finds some ancient ruins)... Huh? What are the odds I'd stumble upon a Sea Changeling Temple?... (The Helldra appeared roaring and shocked her into swimming away) It's only an illusion, it's only an illusion, it's only an illusion, it's only an illu- (Ran into a wall, which caused some rocks way up on the place to be unstable) OOF!!!!... Who put that wall there?... (The Helldra approached her) EEP!!!!
  • The Helldra snarled.
  • Shore: (The rocks from the sky collapse after Shore ran into the wall crushing the Helldra)...... HAH!!! IN YOUR FACES!!!! (The Helldra's body vanished).... Ohhhh, right, it's all an illusion from the cave..... Darn, I can't believe I forgot that..... AND I WAS YELLING IT BEFORE I HIT THE WALL!!!!!
  • Skyceria was heard screaming!
  • Shore: "(Gasps), Skyceria! I'MA COMIIING!!! (Swims away as a silhouetted figure was watching)"
  • ???:... Ugh, how many more seaponies are going to show up?

Skyceria's Location

  • Winger: (Dubbed as Scorpion) C'MEEEEEEEERRRRE!!! (Skyceria was dodging him comically) GET OVER HEEEEERREE!!!!!!!
  • Skyceria: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! (She seemingly lost him)...... That was a close one- (Winger surprise attacked while yelling this)
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Ed Edd n Eddy Subaluwa (Full Best Version)

  • Skyceria: MOMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (Shore leapt out of the water and dragged her in, hiding from Winger)...
  • Shore: Seriously? Mommy? Girlfriend, you've got a problem.
  • Skyceria: "(Muffles in suffocation as Shore gave her a bubble to breath in gasping for air)...... SHORE, WINGER'S BACK SOMEHOW AND-"
  • Shore: "Skyceria, it's okay, it's not the real Winger. It's the cave testing us. The Helldra was a fake too. It's like Professor Buzzord's holograms."
  • Skyceria: "..... Oh. Right. It's just, he was so life-like!"
  • Shore: Tree of Harmony in a nutshell.
  • Skyceria:... Is he gone?
  • Shore: Nope. He was a very relentless villain. We'll have to swim around him.
  • Skyceria: Ugh. Don't take it the wrong way, Shore, but I am not much for being underwater. Bubbles getting caught in feathers often looks silly, not to mention it takes forever to dry!.
  • Shore: (Giggles) You kidding? When Sandy's covered in them, it's cute as f***!
  • Skyceria: Are you really giving yourself a lady boner right now? We need to get out of here.
  • Shore: Sorry. (They swam off as the figure was still watching)

Quartz' Location.

  • Quartz was still being messed around by the bully dragons as Little Dipper just flouted there.
  • Little Dipper: "..... Quartz, ya do realised that they're not actselly the real deals, right?"
  • Quartz: "They- Ow- Feel- Ow- Real- TO ME?! OW?!"
  • Little Dipper: "Then ask yourself this: What the hell are those four doing in here when they should be more likely still in the dragon terratories as suppose to be in these caves under a school with a very on the nose name?"
  • Quartz:... Yeah, why am I falling for this? (Grabs Pail by the neck, and slingshots with him to knock the others out and then pail, as the Dragon Bullies fell and vanish into nothing)..... I'll give the cave props for being convincing though.
  • Little Dipper: "Well, I think we saw what it can do, so, let's find the others."

Shore and Skyceria's Location

  • Skyceria: (They swam through several temples)...... Wow. There were seapony and/or merpony civilizations underground?
  • Shore: No, they belonged to Sea Changelings. Like Changelings are akin to bugs, they're more akin to crustaceans. Like me, they can maneuver well on land, whether through their extra legs or by shapeshifting. The Tree of Harmony obviously uses what used to be the Changeling Underground to spread it's roots out and find friendship problems.
  • Skyceria: "And it managed to spread this far from all the way in the sisters' castle? That's beyond what even the biggest trees are capable off."
  • Shore: "Well as Sparkle said, the Tree of Harmony's no ordenary tree, and beyond being a "glorifived garden orniment" as the more crude like to call it. It's pretty much a more tamer verson on what the Pillers said happened to Team Nefarious' space station when they made their own tree, but it's not as rampent or disruptive."
  • Skyceria: "Though it's methods to test us leave alot to be desired."
  • Shore: "Gallus discriped the tree's methods as "Tough, Intense, but fair"."
  • Skyceria: "I would kinda have to call making an illution of Winger being back, beyond intesne."
  • Shore: "Well keep in mind that when we get back on land, you will have to confront that test again. Cause if that simulation is like what it's copying, it is very likely to be VERY persisent, like the real Winger. But don't worry. Just remember it's not the real Winger, and you'll be fine."
  • Skyceria: "Well I can't help it. Seeing that crazy ostrich again brings back.... (Winces apawn remembering that first encounter)..... Bad memories."
  • Shore: "Well, I think it's like how the Tree made a simulation of the Helldra. It wants you to come to terms with that pain and moved on. Kinda like how Silverstream was made to re-confront a litterall shadow of the Storm King. Basicly.... This cave wants you to be free from the shackles that fear of the Winger has left on you. That fear, would hold you back."
  • Skyceria: "But the Lougers already made sure that the Winger will lose his memory of who he is."
  • Shore: "True, but what if we would run into another villain with simular abilities and intentions of the Winger. You would end up fearing that villain because of how alike Winger they are, whether directly or indirectly simular. I mean, imagine if you got selected to a friendship problem for any flight capable creature, and that problem is related to a threat based or even so much as vaguely simular to the Winger. You would end up losing your nerve to this villain before he/she would even DO anything. And I think, that's what the tree wants to prevent. To prevent this would-be villain from having power over you."
  • Skyceria:... Good point.
  • Shore: I think this is our stop. (They arrived at the same cave Silverstream and Gallus were in)......
  • Skyceria: You see him?
  • Shore: Not yet. But get ready for-
  • Winger: (Pops out) BOO!
  • Skyceria: AAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!! (Winger slashed only for the blades to pass through her)... Oh... That's right. He's not real. Props for being realistic, though.
  • Winger: GRAAAAHHH, SHUT THE HELL UP AND BE INTIMIDATED BY ME!!!
  • Skyceria:... How about no?
  • Winger: GRAAAAA- (Disappears)
  • Skyceria: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
  • Shore: Well we passed our test. Let's go find the others.
  • Skyceria: And after this, you owe me for getting my wings wet.
  • Shore: "I know a fan store that has this giant move prop fan. It's GREAT for an instint dry."
  • The two walked off as the figure watched one more time...
  • ???: "..... Tch. About time those two got out of my house. (Vanishes)."

Tree of Harmony Caves Entrance

  • The group had reunited off camera as they came out of the libary's vent gate and meet with the interacial six.
  • Gallus: Wow, you guys got through that faster then we expected.
  • Shore: Yeah. It's like we didn't need to learn anything.
  • Gallus: I know, right?
  • Little Dipper:... Actually, come to think of it... What DID we learn?
  • Skyceria: To never be scared.
  • Little Dipper: And what else?......
  • Caster:...... Kinda about it, actselly. I felt like being spoiled that it wasn't real kinda underminded the exspearience.
  • Little Dipper: Exactly. We learned nothing down there.
  • Silverstream: What're you talking about? Of course you did. You conquered your fears.
  • Little Dipper: Yeah, but that's only because we knew they were not real. You six only learned well because you found out for yourselves. But us? By knowing everything, it sort've defeats the purpose. If this was a test from the School, we'd F ourselves.
  • Gaster: That's what-
  • Little Dipper: Shut up. Guys, we didn't learn anything.
  • Sandbar: Didn't Twilight conquer her fears in the Shadow Realm?
  • Little Dipper: That didn't change anything. She knew those fears were fake. Kinda came from fighting so many fearmongers before to the point it got repetitive. What did you think we were going to learn from all this aside from NOT being afraid?
  • Gallus:......

Later...

  • Gallus: (Hitting his head on the wall) THAT, WAS, SO, STUPID!!!
  • Silverstream: ".... I'm confused as to why the Tree humored us if it was pointless."
  • Ocellus: "I, guess it's because it wanted to show we were right about the caves."
  • Little Dipper: "Well that could explain why it didn't tried as hard as when you guys came into it."
  • Gallus: "(Calms down)..... Why am I upset? All I wanted to show is that the caves do some really freaky shit, and all that matters, is that it did!"
  • Skyceria: "Well, yeah. It was suppose to be for deminstraightion purposes anyway, so, it wasn't like it was part of a more serious test."
  • Yona: "We should propbuly get to class now, Professor Buzzord is having us make Jetpacks today!"
  • Gallus: "Which is honestly kinda redundent, because.... Ya know. (Shows his wings) Wings."
  • Ocellus: "Well, not unless there's a situation where wings either won't work or got taken from us, like when Discord would make them vanish."
  • Sandbar: "Also, Jetpacks are freaking cool, dudes and dudettes!"
  • Little Dipper: "I question the plausability of Jetpacks when magical flight is already possable."
  • Sandbar: "Ya might never know, Dips. Just trust in Big Brother Sandbar about this, my metathorical family member."
  • Little Dipper: "I'm like eons older then you."
  • Gallus: "Okay, let's not fool around and get to the Professo- (Tremors) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
  • Smolder: "(Shaking) Another problem?! Already?!'

Outside.

  • Everyone got out to the school, and saw that Cheruffus crawled out of the ground!
  • Cheruffus: "SPARKLE AND FRIENDS, I NEED TO SEE YOU?!"
  • Gallus: "...... Did that, giant rock-lobster just talk?"
  • Fluttershy: "That's actselly Cheruffus the Cherufe. He and several others were friends of Magmatacus."
  • Smolder: "No way! You knew him?!"
  • Twilight: "Long story. (To Cheruffus) Welcome to the friendship school, Cheruffus. What do we owe the visit?"
  • Cheruffus: "Forgive me if I'm interupting anything, but I need your help!"
  • Applejack: "Did Lavonius got his hearing back and he's still being a jerk?"
  • Fluttershy: "Are Roger and friends Black Dogs again?"
  • Pinkie: "Is Acktomb still cranky about not ruling a kingdom anymore?"
  • Cheruffus: "No, no, and the last bit is irrelivent to the real problem..... It's Magmaticus' egg! It's-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Stolen?"
  • Rarity: "Misplaced?"
  • Starlight: "Turned into a giant omlet?"
  • Cheruffus: "HATCHING?!"
  • Twilight: "...... (Paniced face) HATCHING?!"
  • Pinkie: "WA-HOOOOOOOOOOOO?! (Confetti everywhere) CONGRADULATIONS ON THE BABY, MR. CHERUFFUS?! (Turns everything into a baby shower) BABY SHOWER?!"
  • Smolder: "..... No offence, Pinkie Pie, but, DON'T BE SUCH A DUNCE?! Trust me! I have an Uncle who's a modern equilent to Magmatacus, Eruptoron! And he said that Magmatacus was BEYOND the most badass of dragons?! His egg hatching is a BIG DEAL?! That means that Magmatacus is being COMPLETELY reborned!  And trust me, as a baby, Ol' Mag was one HELL of a destructive bundle of joy?!"
  • Pinkie: "Well, yeah, but won't he have a chance to be a good guy now?"
  • Smolder: "But not before he ends up wreaking shit cause of being a baby! When he cries, it causes mountains to shatter, when he was teething, he caused forest fires, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE SMELL WHEN HIS DIABERS GET DIRTY?! IMAGINE BRIMSTONE, AND THE SMELL OF BURNING ROTTEN EGGS IN A BURNING TRASH-HEAP?! AND IT GETS INTENSEAFYED TIMES 9000?!"
  • Applejack: "UGH?! Thanks for the unpleasent thought in mah head!"
  • Smolder: "That's not even the worse of it! He once used an Alicorn god, as a binkey, for WEEKS ON END! His bathtimes, caused tidal waves! He treats entire cities, like legos?! A temper tandrum from him, can reshape continents! His first fire, COULD'VE CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING?! He once played the moon, like a bouncy beach ball! He-"
  • Starlight: "OKAY WE GET IT, HE'LL BE A WALKING COOING CUTE DISHASTOR WAITING TO HAPPEN?! SAY, NO MORE?!"
  • Cheruffus: "Uh.... Pretty much why I need help. I was hoping the egg would take at least another millenda to hatch! Maybe a few centauries at best, but, NOW?! I never exactly had a chance for a family when I spent alot of time being Magmatacus' speaker! I don't know the first thing about caring for children!"
  • Starlight: "Well why did ya adopted his egg then!?"
  • Cheruffus: "To keep him close! I was hoping that I would come to learn how to handle kids by then! This is too soon?! Please, I need help with this!"
  • Twilight: "Don't worry Cheruffus.  We'll help. We'll get the Lougers involved and-"
  • Oak Golden's voice: "SPARKLE?! IT'S A DISHASTOR?!"
  • Twilight: "Oak Golden Bind?! Wha-"
  • Oak Golden's voice: "IT'S THE GRASSLANDS OF EQUESTRIA?!"
  • Pinkie: "Miss Oak Golden, the correct term is-"
  • Oak Golden's voice: "SPARE ME THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND JUST GET TO THE MAP?!"
  • Starlight: "..... Excuse us for a minute, Cheruffus, we kinda need to check on something, REAL quick!"
  • The Mane 7 and Spike charged off!
  • Buzzord: "...... If I may ask, Mr. Cheruffus?..... Why are you NAMED like that?"
  • Cheruffus: "Excuse me?"
  • Buzzord: "Why is your name "Cheruffus"? Isn't it abit on the nose for a Cherufe to be named that."
  • Cheruffus: "Look, I didn't choose the name, my parents did, cause, alot of our parents pick names we may not nessersary like. Just, roll with it, okay?"
  • Buzzord: "Fair, fair, I was only asking."

Twilight's castle.

  • The Main 7 arrived and saw the Pillers around the map looking concerned.
  • Twilight: "Starswirl, thank goodness you guys are here, we- (The Main 7 arrived to look in horror to see a giant figure stomping across the Equestrian Glasslands)...."
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Okay, either that's an oilyphant on steriods, or the Grasslands are invaded by Kaiju."
  • Rockhoof: "It's worse then that..... This be a Behemoth!"
  • Twilight: "But that's impossable! They were wiped out by the Alicorn gods in the earliest part of their reign for being so destructive!"
  • Starswirl: "There was actselly a vengeful endling that was left in Tartarus, but..... This one..... Feels as if it's worse then that one."
  • Flash Magnus: "Whatever the case, this thing needs to be stop before it either wreaks the Grasslands, it travels to stomp on another land entirely, or worse, it gets to Equestria!"
  • Rockhoof: "Then we need to get to the grasslands at once?!"
  • Starlight: "Uhhh.... Just, one issue..... Magmatacus' egg is hatching."
  • The Pillers became concerned, as does the appearing Oak Golden!
  • Oak Golden: "THAT GIANT OAF'S EGG IS FINALLY HATCHING?!"
  • Starswirl: "..... Well now we're in a serious dilemma! We either come to the grasslands' aide, or contend with Magmatacus' hatching. It's a lose-lose situation that'll leave the lands to suffer gaint destructive forces either way. It'll be IMPOSSABLE to be at both places at once?!"
  • Pinkie: "Or we can just take care of Magmatacus' hatching while we have the Lougers fight the new Kaiju Monster."
  • Silence.....
  • Somnambula: "..... That could work."
  • Spike: "But isn't the communications still wrecked?"
  • Twilight: "Then Spike, it's time to take a letter to Celestia! Let's hope they're in a listening mood this time."

Dragon Realms

  • Sparx:... You're kidding, right? (A mandrill themed around Slim Jim Randy Savage was seen with stolen money and biting jerky sticks and exploding things)... How much more ridiculous can these Joke Villains get?
  • Mandrill: "SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY?! (Chomps onto another beef jerky and causes an exploudion that sends him flying with the loot)!"
  • Duke: "Yeah, that was Slimmer Jimmy. He was once a tycoon in zootopia for trying to make jerky out of fire-eyes peppers for that extra spice in Zootopia, but a chemical accsident left him to end up as.... That."
  • Sandy: "Well HOW in tarnation did he get HERE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, a space port did opened up in Zootopia recently, so there's that."
  • Icky: "Is that why we're chasing after a monkey rip-off of the Slim Jim mascot?"
  • Lord Shen: Yes.
  • ??? 1: NOT MY FINE CHINAS- *Snap* (Massive shatters were heard)
  • ??? 2: NOT MY MIRRORS- *Snap* (More shatters)
  • ??? 3: NOT MY SHIP BOTTLES- *Snap* (More shatters)
  • ??? 4: NOT MY TVs!!! *Snap* (Electric blasts were heard)
  • ??? 5: NOT TIMES SQUARE!!!! *Snap* (Times Square was in electric chaos)
  • ??? 6: NOT MY MANY ICE SCULPTURES, STAINED GLASS WINDOWS, POTTERY, PAINTINGS, AND INCREDIBLY FRAGILE, FLAMMABLE, AND BREAKABLE AAAAART!!! *Snap* (That was all destroyed)
  • Slimmer: I LOVE MYSELF!!!! SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY!!!! (Snaps and blasts off as Squidward looked at the destroyed art, and cried, as Alex looked at the Dragon Realms Times Square and did this)
Darn You All To Heck Madagascar 2005

Darn You All To Heck Madagascar 2005

  • Icky: ".... Yeah, I think we diffently need to send his ass back to Zootopia for this shit."
  • Iago: "NO, KIDDING?! ESPEICALLY SINCE TRI-CORN IS UNVAILING THE NEW GIANT GLASS HOUSE OF TRI-CORN?!"
  • Silence.....
  • Cynder: "..... We REALLY need to get her mother to talk to her about these ECCENTRISITIES?!"
  • Melman: "Well can it be AFTER WE STOP HIM FROM REACHING THERE?!"
  • ???: "Need some help?"
  • The Amazing 9 arrived!
  • Alex: "ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS SHOWED UP?! THAT BASTURD WRECKED TIME SQUARE?!"
  • Super Lion: "Sorry, we were signing a contract agreeing to appear in the upcoming Thanksgiving Parade coming soon. Then we just heard about this Mandrill with explousive reactions to eating Jerky of all things!"
  • Icky: "Guy's from Zootopia and was once a jerky tycoon that went through a freak accsident that has him do THIS now!"
  • Iron Bull: "Well that sounds like we need to stop that before he ruins Tri-Corn's unvailing of the Glass House."

Tri-Corn's Presitation.

  • Tri-Corn: "(Before the press in front of a very large Glass House) It is with great pride that I unvail, the beautiful and fragly eleigant, Glass House of Tri-Corn. A beautiful work of art that'll become the greatest atthivement in my terms of office and from then after it!"
  • Jamica: "Miss tri-Corn, I kinda have to question the logic of making a litterall glass building."
  • Tri-Corn: "(Away from the micophone) Oh hush up, Jamica, it's not like another crazy super villain of the week is gonna end up- (The glass house was shattered by erupting stones launched by Slimmer as everybody dodged the sharp glass) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
  • Slimmer Jimmy: SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY!!! *Snap* (Cameras and filming equipment, as well as street lights, shorted out and things blew up)
  • Tri-Corn: YOU SONOVA- *Snap* (Her cybernetics shorted out and she fell unconscious)
  • Jamica: SENATOR!!!!
  • Slimmer Jimmy: SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY- (Gazelle grabbed his jerky-holding arm)
  • Gazelle: Not this time!
  • Slimmer Jimmy: "..... OMG, Gazelle, I am SUCH a huge fan- (Gazelle punched him, knocking him down!)..... I got punched by Gazelle.... Such an honor. (Faints)......"
  • Icky: "Welp, we may had not been able to save Tri-Corn's latest bad idea, but at least we stopped the guy's destruction."
  • Iron Bull: "But oh MAN, is damage control gonna be HUGE!"

Later, into the Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • TV: "And with Slimmer Jimmy being deported back into Zootopia, the Dragon Realms now only has his mess to clean up as extensive repairs are under way. Though it's a personal tragity to Tri-Corn as there would be no saving of her glass house. Made worse that it costed nearly half of a billion dollars in tax payer money. This will be something to remember come the senatorial election for the Dragon Realms, as Tri-Corn has to protect her position from many political rivals, including Jane Doe, a netourious vigilanteisum critic, who would admidiately use these eccentrisities against her."
  • Gilda: ".... Oh yeah, we're DIFFENTLY gonna have to get her mom to talk to Tri-corn about that shit."
  • Monkey: "Espeically if Jane Doe's involved."
  • Lord Shen: "And the other burocrates aren't any favorable. Johnson Crane, a restricter of worlds sharing tec with each other even if they're capable of it, Pork Miles, a hotel tycoon and an apologist to capitalisum abusers, Cransten Crow, a critic to AUU imigrations, Carmichal Foxx, an over-favorer of trade and mass survalence even if at it's most unideal, Daniel Hawkson, a reckless war-profiteer, and let's not forget Wartson Hogsmire, a controverseal ambassitor netourious of trying to buy the secrets of Superiors for govermental useage!"
  • Icky: "Oh don't even get me STARTED on that fatass?! Morons like him are why Superiors are so secretive even to friends! Ugh! I can't imagine what it would be like with him as Senator?!"
  • Sandy: "Hence why I think we need to get More-Corn to help Tri-Corn to shape up her act. We can't risk Tri-Corn be repalced by those not any better."
  • Gazelle: "Well, as much as I am not exactly crazy for Tri-Corn, alot of those other burocrates don't sound muy better. It does seem like Tri-Corn could use some help in cleaning up her standerds."
  • Ignitus: "(Comes) Well I'm afraid that's going to have to be High Council matters, because Equestria-"
  • Icky: "LET ME GUESS?! It's in trouble again, isn't it?! And once again after we JUST dealt with another crazy-ass super villain! Okay, what is it THIS TIME?!"
  • Silence.....
  • Icky: "..... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just..... It's the arc of this season, it's getting to me."
  • Ignitus: ".... Understandable, but trust me. This one, is VERY impourent."

Communications Room.

  • Tai: "A KAIJU APPEARED IN THE EQUESTRIAN GRASSLANDS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "AND THIS IS BLOODLY HAPPENING WHILE MAGMATACUS' EGG IS HATCHING?!"
  • Celestia: "It is just as concerning to me as it is to all of you."
  • Gilda: Ch'yeah, a dragon like him is bound to be a destructive baby.
  • Tai: AAAAND a Kaiju in Equestrian Africa? Did Equestrian Japan declare war with it or something?
  • Celestia: "I don't think it's that easy. This creature is said to be a feared legend in Potamia. Not much is well understood about the creature, but the best the locals can believe is that it's among the remaining endlings of the Behemoths of Equestria."
  • Skipper: "Sounds like we're getting biblical here. Kinda thought the producer wasn't a fan of relijustus reference."
  • Boss Wolf: Encountering a biblical creature doesn't exactly mean that. In fact, Behemoths and Leviathens have been given NON-relijustus origins and reasons to exist BEFORE.
  • Celestia: "Besides the point. Lougers, while Twilight Sparkle, her friends and the Pillers tend with Magmatacus' hatching, you need to deal with this creature and keep it from doing more harm."
  • Shifu: "Well given that there are two titanic problems at hand, I understand the need to have us deal with one problem while they tend with another."
  • Mantis: "Also, GLAD we are spared from the horrors of raising a giant baby dragon! I would not like going through that!"
  • Celestia: "We hope you arrive soon, Lougers."

Friendship School.

  • All of the Main 7 were preparing their things in Twilight's office.
  • The factily arrived.
  • Yakhalla: "You had called for us, Sparkle?"
  • Twilight: "Yes. You guys were exactly what I needed. Due to the fact that all of us would be needed to deal with a baby Magmatacus, and believe me, Cheruffus and the Pillers are gonna need ALL the help they'll get. That means we're gonna need Starlight's help for strong soothing spells, and we'll need Spike to come with us because-"
  • Spike: "I, know a thing or two about baby dragons, being one myself. Well, baby dragon-ish since I am maturing now. But I might know some dos and don'ts about Baby Dragons."
  • Twilight: "(Rolls her eyes bemused) Well, that, and from when you raised Peewee."
  • Spike: "Oh, right. That too."
  • Buzzord: "..... And, what does that have to do us?"
  • Twilight: "Well, basicly, because Starlight has to go with us, we need to find someone else to run the school for us. And what better way then to ask one of you to watch over the school for us."
  • Spoonful: "Why, Miss Sparkle, we'd be delighted to-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "AHEM! Keyword: ONE, of you. Not ALL of you."
  • Olhar: "...... So, is it because I'm the new guy, am I automaticly disquilifived because of it?"
  • Twilight: "(Brings up a chart) Abit ahead of my presintation, but yes. Sorry Olhar, like you said. You're still rather recent."
  • Olhar: "Yeah, figures."
  • Twilight: "Back to the matters at hand. After careful consideration, we waighed the pro and cons of each of you. As Olhar prematurely brought up, he's a confident defender, but he's too new to the school to be trusted with the respondsability JUST yet. Yakhalla is great at magic and is well loved by students, but your insecurities with your past, held you back. (Yakhalla sighed sadly but not surprised.) Spiracle has the greatest exspearience of being a good caretaker, but given that he has ALOT of culture classes today, balencing both that and running the school would be straining. (Spiracle sighed disappointed). Entropy is a master organisiser, but.... Well, even with the Students liking Discord, alot of them would be weary of another Draconequus running the school, even if it's one they know well enough. (Deadpan) Discord's stunts REALLY left a bad taste in their mouths."
  • Entropy: "Tch, saw that coming a mile a minute."
  • Twilight: "Koningin is firm, strong, and disapleaned, but alot of us don't feel comfirtable with her having alot more power. She might end up turning the school into a millaterry camp."
  • Koningin: "Must you be of little faith with me, Sparkle?"
  • Barktrot: "Given your methods, I'd be surprised if she blindly trusted you the position."
  • Koningin: "Don't start with me, nature witch! You have been on my case ever since the Hollow Shades!"
  • Twilight: "Ahem! Anyway, Spoonful is very knowledgeful and has shown phenoninal teaching."
  • Spoonful: "Oh Miss Sparkle, I am honored by this, I-"
  • Twilight: "But you are GREATLY held back by being abit..... Well, to put it politely..... Too atypical as a teacher."
  • Applejack: "She means you're too boring for the students. Like, E.E.A. rulebook boring...."
  • Spoonful: "..... Alas, my very school Etiquette and proper standerds, played the fickle friend, once more."
  • Twilight: "And Buzzord..... I mean, you're very popular with the kids, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....... Do I really need to say it?"
  • Buzzord: "(Deadpan) I get it, I'm a walking flight risk. I already got enough of that from all of Kludgetown. Move, on!"
  • Twilight: "And then we have Electross, who has been a very relieable teacher here."
  • Electross: "Oh thanks, I-...... What's the catch?"
  • Twilight: "Well...... Ordenarly, you are without flaws, but, there was that thing about you helping Buzzord in an un-autherised mission to find Doldrumsta, even if it was successful and in how it helped us. We're given the impression that if you were encharged, ya might end up doing another unautherised mission."
  • Electross: "..... (Sighs), Darwin DID warned me that was gonna bite me in the butt. I get it, I screwed up big time. Just, figured I'd offer alternative means of travel."
  • Twilight: "So, with alot of you made insuitable for various reasons, we felt that the best teacher for the position, is Barktrot. Because she is the most respondsable, exspearienced, firm but fairest, has a fair amount of respect from students, has her past well settled, and can handle multitasking since she's both a teacher AND the school nurse."
  • Barktrot: "Well, it helps that I only have two or three classes planned today."
  • Koningin: "..... Sparkle, I don't disgaree with why you deemed Barktrot a suitable contemporary, but don't forget what I said about her being on my case."
  • Buzzord: "Also...... She's abit of an embittered-....... Witch."
  • Rarity: "Well yes, she does have abit of a, pessimistic personality, but she is most level-headed of the group, when the rest of you (Points to Yakhalla) still have a troubled past to sort out, (Points to Spiracle) Have too much on your plate, (Points to Entropy) Would bring up reminders of salty old wounds, (Points to Koningin) Are either too intense, (Points to Spoonful) Abit of a bore, (Points to Buzzord) Dangeriously eccentric, (Points to Electross) Or because you need to either re-earn trust, (To Olhar) Or still need to earn it to begin with. Now keep in mind that it's nothing against all of you, because keep in mind that we talked long and hard about this and it all came down to to what has been desided."
  • Spoonful: "..... (Sighs)..... We understand your decidtion and respect it."
  • Yakhalla: "And it will not be our place to judge."
  • Twilight: "Thank you. Just as much as we trust Barktrot to keep the place running, we trust you guys will keep the students safe."
  • Spiracle: "That much we will promise. We wish you luck with the rebirthed Magmatacus."

Later...

  • Both the Van and the Blue Yonder commendered by the Ponies are seen flying off to seperate adventures.
  • The Interracial Students looked on....
  • Gallus: "..... Welp. That's TWO adventures we're missing out on."
  • Smolder: "Kinda sucks that we don't get to see baby Magmatacus, nor the freaky beast screwing up the grasslands for that matter."
  • Shore: "The correct term is "Potamia"."
  • Smolder: "I get it! Point is, it still sucks either way."
  • ???: "In all fairness, young ones. (Koningin was walking in)..... You were not yet ready for neither event..... Magmatacus as an infint is not a challnage for the faint-hearted folks not prepared to handle a littterally big baby. But the one the lougers are going to.... (Closes her eyes in bitter sadness and anger as she fought back tears, as if remembering something)...... I wished those fools brought me along?!"
  • Smolder: "...... And, why's that? Are ya homesick?"
  • Koningin: "(Realises that she is dangeriously close to confess).... Uh, yes..... I miss my homeland. And, to hear about a giant monster attacking it, it, makes me uneased...... I, should go to the teacher's lounge. (Koningin left)....."
  • Gaster: "..... Everyone else caught that the antelope is hiding something?"
  • Caster: "We have to be like Buster to not catch that."
  • Buster: "HEY?!"
  • Little did the Students realised that Barktrot was listening in secret.

Teacher's Lounge.

  • The factily were seen enjoying a regel room with a concession stand, a coffee and tea machine, indoor foundton, and pictures of historical ponies and other races hanged in frames.
  • Electross was sitting with Spiracle, Buzzord with Spoonful, Yakhalla with Entropy and Olhar, and Koningin was sitting alone on fancy dining tables, where the assisents get a table of their own.
  • Barktrot arrived and sat with Koningin....
  • Barktrot: "...... Koningin...... I am someone who can read people very well."
  • Koningin: "Begone, nature witch."
  • Barktrot: "I am typically capable to understand their motives well."
  • Koningin: "(Abit annoyed) I said, be, gone!"
  • Barktrot: "Hear me out...... Yakhalla is here for redemption...... Spiracle's here for a new purpose...... Entropy's reasons are for coping about Wicked Dark..... Spoonful's here to spread his knowledge around...... Buzzord....... Is here because he litterally has nowhere else to go. Electross is here because the students need to understand outworlder culture. I'm here to put my talents to proper use. And Olhar...... Well, he litterally has nothing better to do. But you? What reason would a talented huntress and warrior have to gain from becoming a physical educator, even when you seem to lack proper empathy for the students. Even when a Bugbear nearly got to maul one of them?!"
  • Koningin banged the table angerly, getting everyone's attention, even the normally ignorent to reality Buzzord......
  • Koningin: "(Angerly) I am here, per request of my good friend Zecora, witch?!"
  • Barktrot: "..... But that's about it. Why accept it? Being a teacher is a great far cry to the thrill of capturing and subduing beasts. And you clearly admited dis-satisfaction about how "Weak" you had deemed the students. Apart from Miss Smolder, you often look at the others as if you are embarrised by them. Without proper context, I would just assume that you're only doing this because you wanted to respect a friend's wishes and that otherwise you would not care for this place."
  • Koningin flipped the taple over on the side and plowed Barktrot right into the wall!
  • Koningin: "DO NOT BRING MY LOYALTY INTO QUESTION, WITCH!? CONTEMPORARY LEADER OR NOT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PASS JUDGEMENT ON ME?!"
  • Barktrot: "THEN ADMIT YOUR REASON BEING HERE?! ENLIGHTEN ME OF YOUR INTENT?!"
  • Koningin: "(Backs off from Barktrot).... I don't need to explain myself to you, witch!"
  • Barktrot: "Then I will only assume that you have little care for the students."
  • Koningin: "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK?! YOU EMBRACED DARK MAGIC TO APPEASE YOUR FATHER'S WISHES, ONLY TO FAIL HIM, AND SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING OUT ON BEING A HEALER?! "
  • Barktrot: "..... Allow me to explain. Being from both a healer mother and a powerful souceror for a father, I was met with High Expectations. I was expected to be both. When I accepted Dark Tree Magic and created my familier, everything fell apart for me. I suffered exile and bitterness because of my failure. But those good hearted younglings came to me for help when a mistake of my own doing came back, and it allowed me a chance for a better life."
  • Koningin: "What does admiting that have to do with this?"
  • Barktrot: "Because I feel confident enough to talk about my past among those that had blights of their own. I am only calling you out for not feeling comfirtable about admiting yours."
  • Koningin: "BECAUSE MY REASONS, ARE MY OWN?!"
  • Electross: "(Tries to get between them) Ladies, ladies, you're BOTH beautiful, now please calm down-"
  • Koningin: "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, ALIEN?!"
  • Spiracle: "Misses Barktrot and Koningin, this is not a productive discussion-"
  • Barktrot: "I fight my own battles, Changeling!"
  • Buzzord: "Tch, ya see, this is what I'm talking about! Barktrot is ALWAYS such an unpleasent sort! Why did Sparkle pick her?"
  • Spoonful: "Oh don't act as if you're the superior choice, at least Barktrot isn't trying rampent exspeariments!"
  • Buzzord: "Spoony, can you NOT START WITH ME?!"
  • Buzzord and Spoonful began to argue!
  • Yakhalla: "(He was disfond of the argueing and just sat there miserable)....."
  • Entropy: "...... Okay, I am tired of you just sitting about and moping! Time to be a real Yakotaur and-"
  • Yakhalla: "(Triggered) DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD?! (Gets into fetal position) BAD MEMORIES?! NOTHING BUT BAD MEMORIES?!"
  • Entropy: "..... Uggghhh."
  • Barktrot, Koningin, Buzzord and Spoonful began arguing as Yakhalla started to cry as Entropy tried to get him to toughen up, as Spiracle and Electross were helpless to stop all this!
  • Olhar: "..... I'm going to finish coffee in my room. (Leaves)....."
  • The Assisents looked on.....
  • Pines: ".... Yeesh. I seen married couples that fight less then these guys."
  • Igmar: "That's what happens when conflicted egos enter a contest of wills..... It always ends dishastorious."
  • Kurtle: "..... I don't like seeing them fight. I think Olhar had the right idea."
  • Aloe: "Yeah, they're gonna be like that for awhile, so, let's just go."
  • Vertex: "If only there was a way to get them to get along as friends. I mean, Spiracle gets along great with Electross, but the others?.... It feels like the students are more adults then THEM!"
  • The assisents leave dishearted by the arguing factily, as the interracial students were overhearing the arguing with concern.
  • Gaster: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?
  • The Factily look to see the students....
  • Koningin: What are you doing here, young ones? It's curfew.
  • Gaster: Oh, and tell me, how can we stay in curfew when we can hear your bickering from our dorms?!
  • Ocellus: He's right. Where'd this all come from?
  • Barktrot: Well, I was simply asking why Koningin why she's here and it seems like I can't trust her since she doesn't trust us enough to share her past.
  • Shore:... She said she was homesick.
  • Barktrot: That's not plausible enough to be believable. There's a deeper meaning to this. There must be a reason for not feeling pride for the students that don't do well in her class. So, I'm sorry to do this to you, but until you confess and prove we can trust you, your classes are cut.
  • Koningin:..... EXCUSE ME?!
  • Barktrot: I know you heard me.
  • Koningin: OH, I SEE HOW IT IS!!! You judge me for not sharing something personal and private. Why don't you look into my diary while you're at it? Maybe this was to protect you. I thought Applejack taught you that some truths aren't meant to be known, for their own sake or safety.
  • Spiracle: Well this information, if it was so sensitive, could bring said danger to your doorstep and therefore us. (Koningin was shocked)
  • Barktrot: He has a point. The Louger's Potamian mission is indeed connected to you. Don't deny it, I heard you lementing that they should've taken you, and I know several young witnesses that can vouch for me.
  • Ocellus: "We don't nessersarly want to get involved, but, objectively speaking, and not meaning to pick sides, but..... She's right."
  • Barktrot: And by keeping it a secret, you've unintentionally put the entire school in potential danger. That's why we can't trust you. Therefore you are not allowed to teach until you come clean.
  • Koningin: URRRGGGHHH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO DENY STUDENTS LIKE THEM THEIR CHANCE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES?! REMIND ME AGAIN WHY TWILIGHT PUT A DARK NATURE WITCH THAT EVEN WE CAN HARDLY TRUST YOU IN CHARGE?!
  • Electross: "Well, Yakhalla has every severe stress issues, Spiracle has alot of work for culture classes, Entropy would remind students of Discord's stunts, your problems go without saying, Koningin, since we're talking about you, Spoonful's kinda dull, Buzzord..... We'd be here all day if I psycoanalise him. I'm being punished, and Olhar's the new guy. Kinda not hard to see why Barktrot's the relitively better choice."
  • Koningin: "..... That wasn't meant to be a question that needed an answer!"
  • Electross: "I know. Just thought you needed a RETORICAL reminder for that RETORICAL question."
Oooooooooooooooo

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  • Koningin: "..... AM I SERIOUSLY BEING TURNED AGAINST BECAUSE OF SOMETHING A NATURE WITCH HAD SAID?!"
  • Barktrot: You should watch your tongue and respect my choices.
  • Koningin: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN ABILITY TO DEFEND YOURSELF!!! I MUST REMIND ALL OF YOU THAT BARKTROT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THE MEAN SIX!!!
  • Spiracle: Don't change the subject, Koningin.
  • Buzzord: No, she's right. I mean, Starswirl did say that the Mean Six did some things to the Tree of Harmony that he had to clean up. Some of which are still being cleaned up to this day.
  • Spoonful: Ignore him, he doesn't know what he's saying.
  • Buzzord: WHAT?!?
  • Spoonful: "Oh be honest Buzzord, you're only siding with Koningin because you and Miss Barktrot aren't exactly a bright exsample of Kinship! You otherwise wouldn't really defend Koningin's secretive ways."
  • Buzzord: "I wasn't trying to take a side, I was only agreeing that Barktrot is being a pot calling the kettle black, I'm a neutrol 3rd party in all this!"
  • Spoonful: "Be that as it may, you are underminding Barktrot's intention to get Koningin to be honest about her reasons being here!"
  • Buzzord: "I DIDN'T MEANT TO DO THAT?!"
  • Spoonful: "As typical of you, you never meant for everything in your legacy of bad luck to occure as it did! You never meant for gaining a reputation that left you netourious in Kludgetown as a happless destructive fool?! Even Verko feared you?! You were close to being exiled for a reason, Mr. Rackpot?!"
  • Buzzord: "At least I'm among the few honest folk left in that decrepted wreak!"
  • Spoonful: "SO AM I, YOU WALKING DISHASTOR ZONE?! (Cozy returned after being bruised and overheard them) And I am only honestly saying, that whether what you had intended, YOU WERE UNDERMINDING BARKTROT?!"
  • Buzzord: "WELL THE INTENTION WASN'T TO SUPPORT KONINGIN ENTIRELY, IT'S ONLY TO POINT OUT THAT SHE HAS A POINT ABOUT BARKTROT BEING NO BETTER?!"
  • Koningin: Even with your lack of proper alligence, Buzzord, I appresiate the help reguardless. For all we know, she knew about that since she came to the school, and never told us. You know, 'for our own sake or safety'?
  • Barktrot: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH?!? NOBODY HAD CONTROL OF THOSE CLONES, NOT CHRYSALIS, NOT NEIGHSAY, NO ONE?! ESPESICALLY NOT ME?! Whatever those dopplegangers did, could NOT be helped until after the fact!
  • Koningin: "Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you the one who gave Chrysalis the ability to make them to begin with?"
  • Barktrot: "BUT I HAD WARNED HER THAT HER CURRENT PLAN HAD NO GARRENTIE OF SUCCESS?! The stupid insectiod refused to listen like the idiot she is."
  • Koningin: Fair point. But it doesn't spare you from complete scrutany. Even if the vulture didn't had a desire to side with me, what he said about Starswirl and the Tree doesn't seem to speak kindly about you.
  • Electross: Well, thing is Koningin, nothing serious ever came from that. For all we know, it could be just left over engery from those clones. Nothing grave ever came from neither times those clones showed up, so far.
  • Koningin: "Does it matter if anything came from it afterwords? The fact of the matter is that she is NOT one to judge me for not wanting to talk about something that SHOULDN'T be made to be known."
  • Barktrot: DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!! SHE'S JUST TRYING TO PUNISH ME FOR CANCELLING HER CLASSES!!
  • Buzzord: Maybe, but she brought up good points.
  • Spoonful: "NEUTROL 3RD PARTY MY TAIL FEATHERS?!"
  • Buzzord: "Oh stop being a prick?!"
  • Barktrot: "..... Koningin, you can use my past to shame me all you want, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE TO BE ALLOWED TO KEEP SECRETS?! As contemporary leading caretaker of this school, you are to fess up now, or the removeal of your classes will stay in effect until Sparkle comes back! And keep in mind. Alot of time will be dedicated to tend to a reborned Magmatacus. It might be december by the time they would come back!"
  • Koningin: Oh, it's not like we all have secrets we don't share for one reason or another. We all seem to have some 'school secrecy' around here.
  • Deadpool's voice: "(Like Peter Griffin) AH, AH, SHE SAID IT?!"
  • Barktrot: ".... You know, Koningin, you are starting to dupe and/or frustraight me?! I do not appresiate you keeping a dangerious secret?!"
  • Koningin: "Oh how can it be dangerious!? Apocrypha is miles from here?!"
  • Buzzord: "..... Wait, who's Apocrypha?"
  • Koningin realised her mistake......
  • Barktrot: "..... I, knew it. Do you have a history with the behemoth loose onto Potamia? This, "Apocrypha", if you will?"
  • Koningin: "I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU, WITCH?! RIGHT BUZZORD?!"
  • Buzzord: "Screw that, I'm legitamently curious now!"
  • Spoonful: "Ya know, you're not very good at being a "Neutrol 3rd Party"."
  • Buzzord: "Hey, I just told you to stop being a prick!"
  • Entropy: "(Dressed as a Gangster) Okay sister, start talking up the good stuff. Who's Apocrypha and why ya so worked up about him, Doll?"
  • Yakhalla: "Koningin, please, if this is troubling you, please be honest."
  • Electross: "Yeah, ya may as well fess up, because this'll only end in more arguements if you don't go along."
  • Spiracle: "Koningin, confess. What is your history here?"
  • Koningin: "...... (Angerly closes her eyes while a tear got loose)...... I don't need to explain ANYTHING, TO ANY OF YOU?! IS PRIVACY NOT SACRED IN THIS SCHOOL?!"
  • Barktrot: "In all fairness, I am only trying to make sure you don't have an ultieror motive behind this school! Because if you do, YOU WOULD COMMIT AN ACT OF PROVING NEIGHSAY ACCREATE?! IN THAT YOU AIM TO WEAPONISE FRIENDSHIP AGAINST THIS APOCRYPHA?! If so, then be informed that the Friendship school IS NOT FOR YOU TO TURN CHILDREN INTO CHILD SOLDIERS AGAINST A BEHEMOTH?! But if you give me context AS TO WHY you would do so, like, if this beast did something PARTICULARLY awful, then I will promise to ease my current judgement on you if it's that. Fail to do this, and I will only assume that you are either obcessed with hunting this creature, or potaintionally, THAT THE CREATURE IS YOUR MASTER?!"
  • Koningin was shocked by the last accusation......
  • Koningin: "...... You, would dare accuse me, of being in service to that, MONSTER, AFTER WHAT THIS BEAST HAD PUT MY FAMILY THROUGH?!"
  • Barktrot: "Then explain yourself and your motivations behind-"
  • Koningin: "NO?! BECAUSE OF YOUR ACCUSATION, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU?!"
  • Barktrot: ".... Okay, fine! Then I'll just assume that you're a reckless hunter that wants to capture a Behemoth for glory and kill it for fame! And you likely want to turn these students, Smolder included, into your co-hunters to risk their lives, limbs and necks to help you kill a giant malmagination of grasslandian creatures?! You had shamed Zecora's wishes for you to help Equestria fix the world by using this school for your desire to self-indulge yourself in the glory of killing a Behemoth?! This school was meant to heal a neglected world rampaged by maniacs and suffering, not to contribute into it?!"
  • Koningin: "(Pulled out her spear as she started to cry) YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT ZECORA?!"
  • Barktrot: "In fact, DOES SHE EVEN KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU?!"
  • Koningin: "(Was about to attack with her spear, but stopped herself)..... JUST LEAVE ME BE?! (Trots away upset!)....."
  • Barktrot: "...... Everyone, we're going to need to get Olhar. We would need his magic to subdue that potaintional traitor."
  • Yakhalla: "Your sure she doesn't just want to keep her privatcy?"
  • Barktrot: "(Sighs regretfully and sadly)..... Until I know for sure WHAT is wrong with her, neither of us can afford to trust her with this school, reguardless of our own feelings on the matter. Be ensured that I don't really want to believe this about her, what I said was to provoke her to confess. I underestimated her stubbern will to keep quiet."
  • Buzzord: "Besides, we all want to know what this is all about!"
  • Electross: "Not to mention that if she is actselly a threat, then we can't afford to let this get linked to the E.E.A. members. That'll risk Neighsay being popular with those guys again!"
  • Spoonful: "I also don't think we would want to tell University on this. Espeically if we don't really know if Koningin is a deceiver in some way!"
  • Barktrot: "Now come on. Let's go to Olhar and ask for his aide to capture Koningin and get the truth out. (The group proceed to leave as they walked by the students)..... I'm sorry you had to see that. Please, return to your dorms, we'll handle this. (Leaves)....."
  • Gallus: "..... (Quietly) Guys..... We're gonna need the Cave's help with this mess."
  • Silverstream: "(Quietly) Agreed. Tomorrow Morning, we're gonna need to capture all of the facilty, and keep Olhar from getting involved."

The Students' dorms.

  • Shore: Guys, are you sure that's a good idea?
  • Silverstream: You saw what happened! They turned on each other like a pack of sharks during a frenzy. If we don't do something, they might turn away from the School, or ruin themselves.
  • ???: Can we help with that? (The assistants arrive)
  • Yona:... You want to help us?
  • Aloe: Well this is the biggest of a series of arguments they've been having recently. The past few weeks, they haven't been agreeing with one another.
  • Vertex: Nope. This Monday, Spiracle got into a disagreement with Twilight about keeping Cozy Glow around. He was very upset with what she did in regards to O'Hardknocks, among other incidents.
  • Cozy got super nervious!
  • Cozy: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I thought he was over that!"
  • Vertex: "Well, he was, but then he ended up thinking about it again when you gave an epic pot-shot to Buzzord because of what occured with Starswirl and that outhouse."
  • Cozy: "(Quietly) Fuuuuuuuck."
  • Pines: Spoonful has been bitter about the racial artifacts being here since Labrum. He feels like he can't accirately protect the artifacts with otherwise great security undermined by a stupidly easy password.
  • Igmar: The confiscation of the outhouse got Buzzord under more surveillance, and by Olhar espeically until he can be given assistents he would listen to properly and are capable to point out problems without upseting him, and thus, he complained he couldn't think freely without Olhar going Big Brother on him. He felt like getting the lougers trust on being able to make his dimentional traveling pocket watch was a fickle reward.
  • Kurtle: Well, I hear Mr. Macabre is still under the impression he's hardly trusted because of his species.
  • Gallus: "That has more to do with what Discord did then that."
  • Kurtle: "Fair point, but he's unhappy about it reguardless. He often has to go to someplace private to release stress via causing chaos, often inside other dimentions. I never knew a Draconequus can feel depressed."
  • Igmar: "Well he was originally a pony first, let's remember that. He only ENDED UP as a Draconequus thanks to, unfortunate events."
  • Aloe: Yakhalla has some serious disagreements with Koningin about keeping the relics and about how having them is beneficial to magic class, though Koningin thinks that they're better off back in some secret vault in Canterlot, and Spoonful is caught in the middle of their disbute.
  • Igmar: "And Electross-...... Well, virtually, he's problem free. But he does try to play the peacekeeper with the others, and often fails. Though I do hear he admits that he wishes his son and daughter and a chap named Darwin are with him more often and not mostly at Hayfield 64. I do suspect that Electross could be homesick."
  • Skyceria: Well, it's not actselly that much better with Barktrot, even if she's abit more level-headed and alot of other things Twilight and friends said. We overheard that Barktrot isn't trusted much either for reasons like the possibility of dealing with darkness left by the Mean Six in the Tree of Harmony without telling anycreature.
  • Vertex: I know, right? It's obvious that even if it's true, it never became a serious problem as of now, if ever! It's ridiculous! How can they be good teachers if they keep doing this? Well it ends tomorrow. We want to help.
  • Gallus: "We appresiate this guys, but we have to be careful. Lightvine is litterally pretty much Barky's extra eye. She's connected to that thing and can see what it sees. Why, when we try to first find her during the Mean 6 problem, she actselly knew we were coming thanks to that thing. We were lucky we were able to get to her sense of reason, or else we would've been in more trouble then when that Helldra showed up."
  • Igmar: "Well yes, that is the OBVIOUS problem, but it's not the sole one. There's also the matter of getting the others to those caves to begin with. Yakhalla is virtually always studing magic almost relijustusly, Spiracle is always proactive in culture class, Entropy would be impossable to trick as a Draconequus, Koningin.... Is obviously far from a listening mood, Spoonful's too smart for any would be trick, Professor Buzzord is too..... Well, he can be difficult to negosiate AND understand sometimes. Electross will question any suspitious behavior, and most of all, there is the fact that Olhar will be very proactive in his job as security. I understand that he is overtly professional and is rarely ever seriously talked out of doing his job."
  • Sandbar: Well is there a way to convince Lightvine to get in on this? I'm sure he'd understand... Or is it a she?
  • Quartz: "Well tecnecally since Lightvine's made of energy, tecnecally speaking, Lightvine doesn't have a gender persay."
  • Igmar: "Well doing so would be difficult anyway because one, it is a light energy creature that becomes a tattoo that rests on Barktrot, and second, talking to it would risk inadvertingly telling Barktrot about what we aim to do. I think the more preferable action is to put a familier disabling hex so Barktrot can't access Lightvine so easily."
  • Smolder: "And how are we gonna learn that on short-notice?"
  • Cozy Glow: "..... Mr. Yakhalla keeps a collection of hexes and jinxes, if, that helps."
  • Little Dipper:... Well it's worth a shot.
  • Gallus: "So it's a plan then. When Barktrot goes to sleep, we get the book and use the hex. Then tomorrow, we'll get right to work."
  • Aloe: Let's wish ourselves luck that this plan of yours works out.

Chapter 2: The Faculty Taken Into Harmony Caves/Enter Clyde "Party-Hardy"

The Next Morning

  • The Majority of the factily arrived to the teacher's lounge tired and exhausted.
  • Yakhalla: "(Yawns). Morning everyone. I assume Barktrot made you all worked overnight as well."
  • Spiracle: "Indeed. All this fuss over Koningin's past. I really need to try some of that Cough-Fee."
  • Entropy: "It's prounced (Brings down the word) Coffee."
  • Spoonful: "You can have that cruder breverage. I'm more imparisal to tea."
  • Buzzord: "Usually the only time I stayed awake was when I am working on a grand invention."
  • Electross: "I noticed Olhar and Barktrot are not here yet...."
  • Yakhalla: "Likely the two are discussing on how to locate Koningin. Now let's all focus on coffee and today's breakfest."
  • A scream was heard!
  • The remaining factily freaked out!
  • Buzzord: "GREAT GOOGLELY MOOGLELY?!"
  • Spoonful: "What in the BLAZES?!"
  • The group made a run for it!

Barktrot's room.

  • Barktrot was seen looking at a mirror as the camera was on the un-tattoed side of her face as she was hyperventling!
  • The Other factily broked in!
  • Buzzord: "(Pulls out an over-sized self-made raygun) EN GUARDE, VILLAIN?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Miss Barktrot, what is wrong?!"
  • Barktrot looked at the group and reveiled that her Lightvine tattoo has turned from whitish yellow to grey.
  • Buzzord: "..... Oh hey, did you get a new tattoo?"
  • Electross: "I, think that's suppose to be Lightvine, but, it looks...... Off."
  • Yakhalla: "..... That's a familier disabling hex! A speical kind of hex that can disable magical familiers."
  • Spoonful: "But who would do such a thing?"
  • Barktrot: "...... This is CLEARLY Koningin aiming to do some petty revenge?!"
  • Entropy: "Yeah, not sure if Antelopes can do magic."
  • Barktrot: "They can be like anichent yaks! They CAN do hexes and curses?!"
  • Yakhalla: "But only if they're the right breed for it. And since Koningin is clearly more on the warrior side, she would have NO magical understanding."
  • Barktrot: "Then explain my face!"
  • Buzzord: "Well, it's very ungulate in nature, of the Chordata Phylum, of the Mammalia class, the order of Artiodactyla, the Infraorder Pecora, of the family Cervidae, of the mytical race Peryton."
  • Silence......
  • Barktrot: ".... Not what I meant, idiot! I meant as in, HOW DID MY FAMILIER GOT HEXXED?!"
  • Electross: "Okay, let's all pretend that this is somehow Koningin's doing. How in the world would she be able to do this?"
  • Spoonful: "Hmmm...... Yakhalla, would you happen to have any books related to these sort'of hexes?"
  • Yakhalla: "Well, I am the magic class teacher, so yes, I process many."
  • Entropy: ".... Welp, there you go. Mystery solve. Koningin took one of Yakky's books and gave ya the hex.... Somehow. Likely through a magical student's aide. No problem, just remove it."
  • Barktrot: "It's a very high-level hex! Only the caster or Alicorns greater then even the Celestial sisters can remove this!"
  • Entropy: "Okay, well, would you like me or Yakky to help with that?"
  • Barktrot: "Again, high level hex, that only VERY strong aliorns or the caster can be able to remove! This is beyond BOTH of your abilities."
  • Buzzord: "Well, is it uh, periment?"
  • Barktrot: "Only for as long as the caster WISHES it so."
  • Electross: "Well there you go. Just go find the kid who did it and get them to reverse it."
  • Barktrot: "But that's the problem. Koningin likely threaten or blackmailed the poor soul to keep quiet and keep a vow of silence. He/she will NOT come forth!"
  • Buzzord: "Well short of starting a witch hunt, I don't see how we can figure out that student."
  • Barktrot: "..... My best shot is finding Koningin. I'll make her reveil the student she strong-armed into doing this, and then get this reversed. Afterwords, I WILL ask Twilight to reconsider Koningin being allowed to stay here after this stunt!"
  • Spiracle: "You know, she's the same antelope that refuses to talk about her past, it's likely she'll deflect any demand to have this reverse. And even then, what would she have to gain from this?"
  • Barktrot: "Is it not clear? She disabled Lightvine so I would not be able to accreately keep in eye on her. That means she is likely gonna pull a fast one on us. We need to catch her before she does something else."
  • Electross: "Again, assuming she is involved. It could've been some magic-capable punks pulling a magic prank."
  • Barktrot: And risk getting expelled? No student I know would do this.
  • Spiracle: What about-
  • Barktrot: Cozy Glow is the valedictorian of the school, why would she betray Twilight like this?
  • Electross: Well someone had to do it. Perhaps for a very good reason.
  • Barktrot: There is NO good reason to disable the best form of surveillance of the school.
  • Macabre: Unless it's for learning a friendship lesson or something.
  • Barktrot:.......
  • Buzzord: Did you get high on friendship magic?
  • Macabre: Well the scene we put on last night obviously woke students up. I'm just saying, maybe some of them, maybe the ones that witnessed it, MIGHT, have made sure Lightvine wouldn't prepare us for some kind of friendship trial. A kind of 'student surpass the teacher' sort've thing.
  • Everyone Except Macabre and Barktrot due to serious demeaner:............. (They burst into laughter)
  • Buzzord: DUDE, EVEN IF THAT MADE MORE SENSE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THEY'D PULL ALL THAT OFF WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, ALL IN ONE NIGHT?!? Even for their abilities, there's too many variables!
  • Macabre: Well, Discord learned to never underestimate your opponents, or in this case, your students. They're pretty darn smart.
  • Barktrot: Look, we don't have time for this. Twilight said there's a new student coming today. A relitive of an old friend of hers.
  • Buzzord: "Don't you think we already have enough ponies as it is?"
  • Barktrot: "It's, not exactly that. He's actselly a friend of the famed Taiku. A Wyvern named Sid."
  • Yakhalla: "You mean a member of the fabled Magic University gang are coming here? I heard many stories about their exploits!"
  • Spoonful: "Ya know, I have only heard spades of this, would someone mean giving the full details of what makes this MU gang so remarkable?"
  • Entropy: You're asking the wrong people for this.
  • Barktrot: "Can we just go?"
  • The factily walked off.

Meanwhile...

  • Gallus: So, what's next?
  • Igmar: "Well now there's the relitively tricky part of even capturing the entire factily to begin with. Let's remember what was said about them last night and try to compincate ways to work around these issues."
  • Gaster: Well let's conk em with a frying pan and get it over with.
  • Aloe: Pretty sure it'll take a lot better than that to get them in the Caves. Koningin is a warrior that wouldn't be conked so easily.
  • Vertex: And Electross has technology on his side..... Also, he's basicly an organic alien in a robot's body, conking won't work anyway.
  • Kurtle: But Buzzord would be easy to conk.
  • Igmar: "But there is the matter of Hatty."
  • Kurtle: I can temporarily shut him down with an Emp.
  • Igmar: It's EMP, but I do see that working.
  • Vertex: Well, Spoonful should be easy. But Macabre, Spiracle, Yakhalla, and Barktrot? Not so easy.
  • Pines: Yeah, Lightvine ain't her only ace in the hole. She's pretty damn observant.
  • Vertex: Yakhalla has magic, Spiracle can be very good at sensing danger as a war-era Elder Changeling. And Macabre?... Yeeeeeeeah, that's a 'no s***' of a challenge.
  • Ocellus: "We're really gonna have to think about this."
  • Aloe: Well we should have plenty of time before the new student comes.
  • Smolder:... Eh?

School of Friendship Entrance

  • (This song plays as a cool wyvern dragon came in)
Andrew WK Party Party Party

Andrew WK Party Party Party

Clyde's Crazy Introductory Song

  • Sid: "(Was seen holding a boombox that was playing the song)...... Is this really nessersary, cuz?"
  • New Wyvern: "Hey come on, Cuz, it helps me look cool, awesome, badass!"
  • Sid: "Yeesh. Clyde, I know you wanna look awesome for the school, but aren't ya trying too hard?"
  • New Wyvern (Clyde): You can NEVER try too hard.
  • Sid: There's so many comebacks to that, PH.
  • Clyde: I meant you can never try too hard in looking awesome.
  • Sid: Tell that to Taiku. He's still doing that "Dragonfire Productions" Adventure stuff that he's barely around anymore.
  • Clyde: Neither is Tman.
  • Sid: Nevertheless.
  • Clyde: I MEEEEANT you can never try too hard to be awesome in your own signature way.
  • Sid: I hear talk the Lodgers often do their job too well, to the point the more pessimistic would say "undermines their entertainment value".
  • Clyde: I MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEAAAANT you can never try too hard to be awesome in your own signature AND BALANCED way!
  • Sid:...... I also here talk that some of their plans backfired.
  • Clyde: I MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
  • Sid: "Okay, Clyde, seriosuly, we'll be here all day if we keep this conversation up, can we just, go into Twilight's school? And remember, best behavior."
  • Clyde: Sure thing.
  • Sid: "Thanks cuz. (Drags Clyde along and takes him to the school as he proceeds to open it)..... I like what Sparkle did to the place."
  • Clyde: "Dude, you can hold really big parties in this place!"
  • Sid: "Trust me, Clyde. Sparkle's a more, serious pony. She's not one to chillax too often."
  • Clyde: I'm sure a good old-fashioned party will fix that! We need surprise party supplies, and fast! (Zooms off)
  • Sid: "Hmmmmmm, mother of the devines..... (Starts looking around) Sparkle! Sparkle! Twi-Twi! It's me! Yer old pal Sid! I'm here to drop off my cousin here and- (Yelps when he saw the Segrego Head) YOWZA?!....... I don't think even PRED would keep this hot mess in his house!"
  • Clyde: HEY, CUZ, (Comes up to Sid with party supplies) THAT PINK PONY'S GOT PLENTY A- (Sees the Segrego head)
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?
  • ???: The head of Segrego Tempestuous. (Barktrot arrived).... Basicly the first seirous threat this school tecnecally managed to take down long before I was even encountered.
  • Sid: Oh, hey, you're one of the teachers, aren't you? Where's Twi?
  • Barktrot: She and her friends are off on important business, and the Lodgers are off on Potamia. Sparkle left me in charge of the school.
  • Sid:... Oh... Bummer.
  • Barktrot: And you must be Clyde Shockwing.... Why do you have Pinkie's class supplies?
  • Clyde: Pinkie? That's her name? What, did her pinkie finger come out when she popped out of her mommy?
  • Sid: She's a pony. They have hooves.
  • Clyde: Well, when ya look at it in a certain angle, hooves DO look like fingers, toes, or if you want to be 'Derpibooru'-ish about it, a di-
  • Sid: ANYWAY, yes, this is my cousin. He needs... Help.
  • Barktrot: "(Deadpan) As his blanent lack of modesty deminstraighted."
  • Clyde: I don't need anything when I got lovers. LOVERS OF ROCK AND ROLL!!!! (Plays boombox and did this with the volume turned all the way up and shaking the entire school)
Family Guy Highway to HEll Amish Guy

Family Guy Highway to HEll Amish Guy

0:17-0:27

  • Barktrot: (Turns off the boombox)
  • Clyde:.... Hey, you're harshing my mellow.
  • Barktrot: Let's make something clear:... This is NOT a night club. This is NOT a resort. This is NOT a music convention of any kind! This is NOT A PLACE OF FUN AND GAMES!!! IT'S A SCHOOL, OF FRIENDSHIP!!!
  • Clyde: You teach friendship? I thought this was Equestria, not Sesime Street!
  • Sid: Clyde, that recent incident with your friends back at home turned you into a bad person. This is for your own good.
  • Clyde: Cuz, I don't need friends. Who needs friends?
  • Sid: A lot of people, baring introverts to an extent and psycopaths. And you're neither in those camps, cuz, and frankly, I rather ya stayed out of them. I brought you here to help you, so I'm asking you as a cousin-
  • Clyde: Don't bring our relationship into this. That's a stepping stone to misery.... My 'friends' taught me that....
  • Sid: Just make it work, please! If not for me, but, at least for Aunt and Uncle?"
  • Clyde: "... Ughhhh, fine. But only because I don't have anything better to do."
  • Sid: "Thank cuz. In the meantime, I'll return to the homeworld to, deal with personal business. And I promise an epic surprise when I get back from it. In the meantime, try to be nice to Sparkle, her friends, and the other teachers."
  • Clyde: "Whatevs."
  • Sid: "(To Barktrot) If he ever gives ya shit, (Brings up a phone number) Here's my cell number. But all the same, please try to be paient, he's at a lowpoint of his life where he lost reason to be social anymore beyond mingling with peers."
  • Barktrot: "Rest assured that this school is prepared to handle tough cases. That is what this school is meant to do."
  • Sid: "Thank you, and if Sparkle comes back, tell her I said.... Eyyyyyy."
  • Barktrot: "..... I'll just say you dropped by."
  • Sid: "..... That's fair. (Flies off)."
  • Clyde: "..... (Starts using his own phone to serf the web) Okay, just to be clear, does this hacknee'd town have a pizza joint, a dance hall or an arcade?"
  • Barktrot: "That would be Papa Pepperoni's Palor, Swinging Smoove's Danceporium, and Eight-Bit's Arcade Universe."
  • Clyde: "Great, great, I'll just go to those places to make the most of this. And don't worry, I'll pay with my own money. Lates, Trottingham- (Barktrot stops Clyde from leaving) HEY WHAT THE?!"
  • Barktrot: "Young Clyde, I am willing to forgive quick desertion on matters that your cousin asked me to and that you are a greenhorn to this, but you must understand that there is no leaving school grounds during shcool hours. You're only allowed to leave the school during off-hours, recess, breaks, holidays, or emergenies."
  • Clyde: "..... Ugh, sort've figured that. Listen, Trottingham, I'm all about following my own groove, makin' my own rules and makin' it up as I go along. It's called making your own desteny."
  • Barktrot: "I mean no disrecpet to your philosify, but desteny and fate are rarely truely controlable. Is that not why you are here? Because you had lost your friends?"
  • Clyde: "HEY, hey! I was only trying to warn them that the stupid Stunt Pulling Minotaur, Bull Manson, was an obvious faker and a hack! He wasn't doing death-defying stunts and ACTSELLY risking his neck, it was all smoke and mirrors, he just have dummies run on automated vihicles intentionally set to crash and burn only for him to appear out of it alive on a staged "miraculious" recovery. He was a fraud, and I knew it for myself when I found the dummies in the backstage! All I did, was tried to prove it that Bull Manson was a lier."
  • Barktrot: "And how did you try to reveil this truth?"
  • Clyde: "I tried to exposed him on live TV while he was on the Ed Leperchan show and exposed his faker ass. But he was able to get security on me before I got to show the dummies. I was written off as an embittered fan when I was NEVER a fan of him, even BEFORE I found those dummies, cause I always thought he was over-rated, pointlessly endangering his life for fame and glory!"
  • Barktrot: "Well pardon him for wanting to use thrill-seeking to become a professional Daredevil."
  • Clyde: "Well, I would've forgiven that, if he was LEGIT about it! I would've respected him if he was HONEST about risking his sorry ass?! BUT HE WASN'T?! He used dummies and automated machinery for EVERYTHING?! He never even RIDE a motorcycle in his life?! But when I tried to explain that to my friends, they only got mad at me and called me a hater, so I badmouthed them back and told them I was DONE being their friend!"
  • Barktrot: "..... Young one, you do realise that they were only upset with you because you disrespected what was their idol. You disrespected their hero worship of him."
  • Clyde: "..... (Sighs).... Look, I get what your trying to pull, Miss Friendship Teacher, but all I did was trying to get them to realise that they were worshipping a fraud. And if you ain't on my side on this, you're no better than my so-called "chums". Friendship only stays alive with trust. And they broke it. Thus they broke their own friendship with me by choosing a fraud over me. Heck, I heard word on the street that Twilight Splinter made a similar mistake on this month last year. So yeah, no way I'm listening to her ass."
  • Barktrot: And that's another thing: It may be okay for dragons to be natural jerks due to their extremely aggressive nature, but when you're on school grounds, even someone like Smolder will NEVER insult Princess Twilight. And even with you tecnecally an outworlder, you are not given any ability of being an exception. You are to treat Sparkle with respect, espeically when she is very close with your cousin.
  • Clyde: Doe, only me, myself, and I tell me what to do. I will call her what I want. Ya don't like it? Lick-lickety-lick mah BAAAAAALLLLLLS!!!
  • Barktrot:... One thing you must also know is that I had NOT gotten a good day as of now in thanks to a member of the school's factily going renigade. So, don't think I'll tolerate ANYMORE INSUBORDINATION!!!!
  • Clyde: Fine, fine, yeesh, take a joke will ya? Ya don't need to be a grouch with me, ya big pile of chicken-venison?
  • Barktrot: Now THAT is not called for?!
  • Clyde: Just bring me to the dorm, chicken-venison.
  • Barktrot:... Okay, you know what? This is just, bar none, the worst day I ever had.
  • Clyde: That makes one of us. (They left as the students and assistants saw)
  • Yona:... Okay, that Wyvern is, bar none, the worst friend in the history of friendship.
  • Sandbar: DEFINITELY. Nobody would ever be friends with him.
  • Smolder: I bet ya, he would soon end up in, at worst, a shallow grave before the week is over. Because I do NOT see this doughe getting popular here anytime soon.
  • Aloe: Well I guess sending the faculty to the Caves, technically means we have to watch over the school. And him?... Well it's going to be a disaster.
  • Gallus: ".... Look, I know dealing with his ass is gonna suck, but remember that we still have to go through this, cause keep in mind that if we don't, the teachers will end up ruining the spirit of this school with their quickness to go against eachother."
  • Silverstream: "I agree. Entering conflict with Clyde will have to be an acceptable consiquence."
  • Shore: Besides, it could give us a bigger challenge of running the school in their place.
  • Gallus: Yeesh, I get to be like Professor Egghead.
  • Aloe: But what concerns me just as much as having the worst friend in existence in the school is the fact that Koningin is taking the heat of our labor. We might have to do this quickly, otherwise Koningin could get fired, or worse.
  • Igmar: "Well that much can't be helped because thanks to Koningin's pride, Barktrot ended up assuming that Koningin had undesrieable intentions."
  • Aloe: "(Sighs). I know. Koningin can be pretty aggressive when her past is involved. People ALWAYS end up having the wrong idea about her because of it. It's because warriors and/or hunters of her tribe are suppose to be strong, proud, and incapable of emotions, espeically not sadness, because to them, sadness is a signel of weakness."
  • Smolder: "..... Seriously?! Warriors and hunters of her tribe, are not allowed to cry?!"
  • Aloe: "I know, crazy, right?"
  • Gallus: "Why the f*** is it like that?"
  • Aloe: "Well, sometimes, there are times when warriors and hunters would need to take the life of a dangerious animal or a would-be threat. The no emotions thing is so they would ease themselves away from feeling their foe's pain, avoiding unwarrented sympathy. Because often then not, this foe would do the same to them."
  • Quartz: ".... Yikes. And I thought dragons were bad about that kind of crud."
  • Little Dipper: ".... Okay, pardon me for saying it, cause it could be just me being from a civilised socity with no reckitnition of potamia customs, but, THAT'S BARBARIC AS F***?!"
  • Aloe: Well Antelopia used to be a matriarchal land of Amazonian warrior huntresses in species-determined castes. And we dik-diks were the lowest ranked species. Pecking order wasn't very pretty back then. Koningin had a lot of troubles in her youth, like that egocentric springbok Isivin. He was always outshining Koningin until she one day got the better of him and got him to accidentally destroy his own reputation in trying to make her look bad, and would've succeeded had it not been for his idiot sidekick congradulating Isivin on his stunt. He lost his job and his honor.
  • Gaster: Well good. He sounds no better than Clyde.
  • Aloe: So, if Koningin gets confronted and accused of this... Let's just say it's not going to be pretty. Isivin did the same to her on the same day he was ruined. And.... Let's just say, it wasn't just his honor and right to be a warrior he lost. He also lost something much more.... "Attached", to him. To coin a phrase, his parents have to look at his sister for grandchildren now. (Gallus and other male students and assisents winced, moaned and shuddered at this).... Yeah, it's THAT bad. So believe me when I say, she, does, NOT, like being framed. We have to act now.
  • Gallus: ".... Ya know, for safety's sake, let's try to get Koningin out of the way to prevent something like THAT happening to anyone!"
  • Gaster: "Well we have to find her first!?"
  • Aloe: ".... I think there could be one place she could be in."

Koningin's gym.

  • Koningin was seen packing up her things and placing all of the creatures she used to train students with into cages.
  • Koningin looked at an old worn necklace of predator teeth as she sighed sadly, then placed into the bag......
  • Koningin: "...... (Quietly) Father.... If only you were still here..... Cause I need you more then anything now......"
  • Knocking was heard.
  • Aloe's voice: "Koni? It's me, Aloe."
  • Koningin: "Aloe, please leave me be. I wish to sulk in peace before I depart back home in our homeland."
  • Aloe's voice: "(Quietly) Oh great spirits of the anichents, I was afraid of that. (Openly) Koni, please, at least come out to talk to me."
  • Koningin: "..... Are you alone?"
  • Aloe's voice: "Well, not exactly, I have some students and the factily assistents with me, but don't worry, Barktrot is busy with a new student and the other teachers are in their classrooms."
  • Koningin: "..... Let yourselves in, the door's unlocked."
  • Aloe opened it, jestured the others to stay out as she goes to confront Koningin herself....
  • Aloe: ".... Koni, I know what Barktrot said was, alittle mean, but, you have to keep in mind that she was only looking out for the students safety."
  • Koningin: "She was well within her right to protect the youth as Sparkle had entrusted her to. My problem stems in that she besmirched my honor for it and accused me of dishonest intentions that would undermine the good this school aims to do."
  • Aloe: "..... Koni, be honest. What happened with your father is not a secret to me. Did you, only accepted Zecora's offer because you want to train students to fight...... Him?"
  • Koningin sighed defeated.....
  • Koningin: "..... I will not deny this. I did only came here to look for a diciple. Someone who I can turn into the warrior I needed to be the one destined to defeat Apocrypha. But this does not mean I had no care for the school's mission to fix a broken world with Equestira's philosify. I merely wished to use this "Magic of Friendship" to see if it could defeat him."
  • Aloe: "..... Ya know, you had no problem explaining that to me, but yet you acted like you were cursed to keep silent with others ask."
  • Koningin: "Because my woes and past are not their concern. They don't think like our people, Aloe. They're too used to the bosum of civilisation to understand how Potamia works. They don't even get her name right! They keep calling it "The Grasslands" because our land's real name is "Very confusing"!"
  • Aloe: "To be fair, the "Pot" part of "Potamia", kinda sounds like we're basing our nation around pottery, when clearly we BARELY have any pots to speak off. See, I'm not nessersarly crazy about the "Grasslands" Surname, but at least I understand WHY it exists."
  • Koningin: The name 'Potamia' is meant to mean 'river', Aloe. It got it's name from the Potamus River that runs through it. Like in 'Hippopotamus', or 'river horse'. All this time you thought that it's albeit good pottery is where it got it's name? (Chuckles), Then it has enlightened me on why outsiders are so confused about the name, then.
  • Aloe:...... Wow, do I feel uneducated or what?
  • Koningin: "But the name, isn't the only thing that bothers me. All other nations do not respect Potamia's ways. They always see us as wild savages, barbaric simpletons, or worse, they even view us no differently then wild animals. They refuse to see our personhood just because we don't understand THEIR ways. They automaticly view themselves superior just because they have better tools and cities! They had long forgotten that they used to be no different from all of Potamia. Did they not had their ages of being like our people, where they had to fight and struggle for survivable?!"
  • Aloe: "Yeah, I know the lack of self-awareness on how they were no different is, kinda annoying, but it's not without reason. It's because they noticed that Potamia is mostly staying wild while the rest of the world evolves. They just felt like Potamia can be so much better not still being wild."
  • Koningin: "But that good intention is marred by the fact they think we're primitively stupid to be why we are what we are, Aloe! We didn't stayed to our old ways because of primitive stupidity, it's because our traditions give us our identity, it is something we value, it is something that makes us unigte. Without that unigteness, what is Potamia really? Another typical civilisation? Just because we have a less advance culture doesn't mean we're savages. I wish these other nationers, understand this! But instead, we are treated with suspition and hate. Even Zecora, the kindest zebra I knew, was not spared from such stupidity."
  • Aloe: "..... Is that why you couldn't trust the others with this plan of yours? Because your afraid they'll think poorly of you for having your own priorities?"
  • Koningin: "Because these other-landers don't respect lands that are different. They don't respect our traditions and beliefs. They don't respect that a warrior and a hunter like me can not afford to show emotions. That is why I didn't appresiate Barktrot giving me illwills over my methods of teaching, nor THAT of that idiotic little horse O'Hardknocks!"
  • Aloe: "Well.... The thing Barktrot and O'Hardknocks had in common is that, you didn't gave empathy that Yona was almost Bug-Bear kipple. You admited that you were embarrised that the students choose to head for the hills and not fight something that could've easily ripped them to shreds!"
  • Koningin: "..... Aloe, I DID, have concern for their lives. I admited shame in not being there myself."
  • Aloe: "Well, your problem is that, you didn't gave that concern properly. And that time you were there when that Deadpool guy got that "Indo-Raptor" thing involved, it didn't really helped cause you didn't exactly tried anything, I mean, you intervined against the crooks just fine, and the students were able to learn quictly against that choatic slime thing, but the last part was where ya didn't do anything.
  • Koningin: "(Sighs).... As much as I would like to insist that at least Starlight was able to intervine in time, you are correct. I should've done more. But please know that the students needed to learn independence."
  • Aloe: And I get that, but.... As much as O'Hardknocks was a total dinkus, ya can't deny that he is right about this: Ponies and the Interacial others are not like our people. They're not as used to fighting wildlife and monsters as we are! They're more acustomed to run FROM the face of danger, not TO it, espeically for the likes of Ponies and others like Hippogriffs."
  • Koningin: "That is because they were not disapleaned. That's why my parents made me and my sisters fight an entire pack of Hyenas to congure our ability to know fear and to not be prey. We became proper hunters and warriors from this."
  • Aloe: "Koni, listen to me. Keep in mind, we're in EQUESTRIA, not Potamia. Ponies for the majority of the time, don't try to pick fights! Sure, they have the potaintional for it as Tempest likes to point out, but ponies clearly more prefer a peaceful existence because there's no reward to constintly causing harm."
  • Koningin: "Well their pasifist nature is why this school exist. Their lack of putting their powers to good use allowed them to nearly become the latest prey of the Storm Clan. It's made worse by that The Storm King is actselly considered abit of an idiot. A powerful idiot, granted, but one nonetheless. If Equestria ended up surviving from HIM by the skin of it's teeth, I only pray the other Storm Clanners deside to avoid this nation. Sometimes, I feel as if this school exists to give other nations and races a reason to risk their own well-being for this land because of friendship, because Equestria is like a dehorned rhino, a powerhouse robbed of it's own ability to fight."
  • Aloe: "Well, yes, I do feel like this school is for that to an extent, given how Novo epicly fucked up and failed to give proper help. But it is but a minor reason to a pletera of reasons. It's not just to have other races and nations to be given a reason on why they should get involved with Equestria's problems. It's to give the world a chance to heal. To bring all lands closer togather. To get all walks of life into friendship."
  • Koningin: "..... Well Barktrot did NOT acted like a friend."
  • Aloe: "..... That's only because you gave her the impression that you were exactly what Neighsay was trying to "warn" Equestria about. That you were here to turn some kids into your means for revenge."
  • Koningin: "I won't deny that I want justice for what Apocrypha did, but in great contrast to what the witch assumes, it is not because my family are obcessed with hunting down Behemoths for sport, because sport hunting is frowned apawn in Potamia, for we respect even the most dangerious of wildlife or of races, and not just because we're herbivores. My desires for wanting a diciple to defeat Apocrypha is in the name of avenging family honor AND to free the land of Apocrypha's destructive tyranny."
  • Aloe: "Well why keep that a secret? I'm kinda positive Equestria, or, ANY nation for that matter, would be interested in stopping a rampaging Behemoth! Cause a loose Behemoth would be considered an international high risk."
  • Koningin: "Because asking for aide from others is a signel of weakness! All Potamians fight their own battles. It would be the act of prey to beg for aide."
  • Aloe: It's also the act of prey to be defenseless and powerless. Apocrypha defeated you because you were ill-equipped to deal with him. It's not weakness to ask for help. It's how you do it that shows weakness.
  • Koningin: Well, they're no help. The Lodgers seem more qualified to deal with Apocrypha. No matter how much I've trained the students here, they'll never learned. They aren't cut out for a monster like Apocrypha, if some of them could even barely handle the likes of Parasprites and Lesser Cockatrices. Thus so, I'm going back home to finish the job.
  • Aloe: But isn't turning your back on everything here a sign of weakness? You told me yourself.
  • Koningin: Sometimes you have to move on. I never truly belonged here anyway.
  • Aloe: But just think. If you leave, you'll give Barktrot the impression she was right. That's not very honorable.
  • Koningin: She's beyond the point of reasoning. If she won't accept that I did what I had to for their own safety, and if she's just going to jump into wild conclusions, then I want no part of this school. I'm leaving and there's nothing that will stop me.
  • Aloe:... (Sighs) Guys?
  • Koningin: What're you- (Yona knocks her out)...
  • Yona: "..... I can't help but feel that if she wasn't knocked out, she might've been impressed with that, yet also criticises me for not using that same strentgh on the Rock Python and the Bug-Bear."
  • Aloe: "She is from a warrior tribe, after all. They're used to rough-housing. Now, after we get Koningin into the caves, next is Yakhalla."

Yakhalla's Class.

  • Yakhalla was seen organising alot of spell books and tomes before his class is ready, as a large presintation is prepared.
  • The Group arrived.
  • Silverstream: "..... Let me handle this."
  • Silverstream walked up to Yakhalla.
  • Yakhalla: "(Saw her). Miss Silverstream. You're very early today..... By at least a day."
  • Silverstream: "I'm just walking in and I'm curious. What presintation are you doing today?"
  • Yakhalla: "Well, I aim to teach the students I got for today about a very powerful magic even the Alicorns barely remember...... Daemon Magic."
  • Silverstream: ".... Yikes. I'm sure Barktrot might be abit uppity about messing with the occult. (This played)"
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  • Yakhalla: "...... Ohhhh, confound that infamous misconception. Not, DEMON, Miss Silverstream. DAE-mon. (Brings out a depiction of a serpentine creature)..... As in the same creature deminstraighted in Cozy's little speech back after the mess with Deadpool."
  • Silverstream: "Oh yeah, I remember that. That speech about Vibe Idol."
  • Yakhalla: "Yes. When I heard about that speech myself from Entropy, I became curious about these creatures. So with some help from Mr. Spoonful, I began to dig up some left-behind lore from the Daemons. And I discovered many interesting things."
  • Silverstream: "Like what?"
  • Yakhalla: "Well, pretty much, I confirmed that the Daemons are the brain-child of the Alicorn Princess Consciencea, and that she intended good things with the serpents, in that they were meant to help with the woes of the world. But I also learned alot of new things..... I learned that the Daemons are a complicated grey area between mortals and true gods, but powerful all the same. They were powerful enough to even had given a barren wasteland life and were able to create a combination of magic and science, even create automations that're beyond things like Buzzord's hat. They were a force beyond any other mortal race, and in throey, things like the Tree of Harmony and this school, would've been grossly redundent."
  • Silverstream: "..... In, throey?"
  • Yakhalla: "(Sighs sadly).... Alas, with all the good I learned about the Daemons, I also came to understand the bad..... Like Twilight, Consciencea was a victim of her own Neighsay in the form of the Alicorn of Order, (Brings down a dicpition of Lord Order), Lord Order. It has been said that Order did not approved of Consciencea's creations because he feared they would become their usurpers because of being more powerful then all other mortals and the potantional to rival the Alicorn Gods in power. So he saw to it that he basturdised these creatures as actual demons, helped little by the unfortunate name, caused the Daemons to vanish from existence through a very dark means both me and Spoonful have yet to uncover and understand, and rendered Consciencea, an outcast amongst the Alicorn Gods, and ousted her from Alicornia."
  • Silverstream: "...... The poor thing. Why would Lord Order do this? She meant well."
  • Yakhalla: "Well the thing is, Consciencea originally tried to get permission to even ADD the Daemons in through the other Alicorns. However, due to the Alicorns' bad history of trying to create a diciple creature that always revolted on them, Lord Order convinced the alicorns against her Daemons. So, Consciencea was forced to obey the ruling and made them in secret."
  • Silverstream: "..... Why would she do something that'll only make the other Alicorn Gods mad at her?"
  • Yakhalla: Well that's about as far as I have learned. Though I can likely guess it's another case of well-meaning intentions. I've got enough time to figure it out. You and your friends can go out and play. Just don't have Sandbar and Shore have protected sex in her room again. I can hear and smell the disgusting parts from here.
  • Sandbar: AW DAMMIT, THEY FOUND OUT!!!!
  • Shore: Come on, we make out in the pond almost every day. It's pretty easy to guess.
  • Silverstream: Well, okay. But, there's one last thing.
  • Yakhalla: And what would that be- (Yona knocks him out)...
  • Yona: ".... Really kinda thought he would be more durable then that."
  • Gallus: "Well, I'll say this, he's gonna be a HELL of a time to drag back into the caves."

Spiracle's Classroom.

  • Another Culture Class of Spiracle's finished up as he took a some time to be as ease.
  • Spiracle: "(Sighs)...... Goodness me, maybe Sparkle was onto something about how I'm overworked. Doing these classes and managing the school would be a nightmare. Really could've used Vertex's help."
  • The group arrived as Vertex was the one who approuched him.
  • Spiracle: "Well speak of the she-devil, there you are. Where have you been? I had QUITE a workout teaching these students. May I ask what you had been up to?"
  • Vertex: "Well, see, the other students have missplaced their school supplies, so me and the other assisents are helping them."
  • Spiracle: "..... Ahhh, I see that you're not just being my assistent, but the students' as well. Very good of you. Now, the next culture class will be tomorrow, and, it would be sporting of you if you takeover that class when it comes, because I am EXHAUSTED from this day. I had more students then I was prepared for today with the Main 7 busy with tending with the hatching of Magmatacus. Which is additionalised with Koningin's gym sessions being hiatused thanks to Barktrot's feud with her."
  • Vertex: "I'll see about doing tomorrow's class sir."
  • Spiracle: "Thank you. In the meantime, I think I'll head to the teacher's lounge. Also, if you see Olhar, tell him to keep an eye on that new Clyde fellow, pun unintended, cause when he came in here with Barktrot while she was giving him a tour, he was doing those gross arm-farts and disrupted the class."
  • Vertex:... Charming. So, what's the next class about?
  • Spiracle: Well I figured with the crap Koningin went through, it'd be appropriate to teach Potamian culture. Not meaning to sound like I don't appresiate my students egerness to learn, but, I think I can theroiesed why Koningin, or Potamians in general, often feel like they have no respect from other nations. I for one feel like I was teaching uneducated simpletons, with no intentional offence, mind you, when the first student to speak said it was named for it's good pottery. Another student even asked me to use the simpler name, "The Grasslands". Doesn't people know about ancient language anymore? Races even have their own names for every single language we speak.
  • Vertex: Well, glad you're taking it easy on poor Koningin. Aloe was able to talk her out of leaving the school.
  • Spiracle: Really? Well I never thought she'd take it that seriously.
  • Vertex: Especially since she said she was framed by some springbok asshole. The girl doesn't like being framed. Barktrot accusing her of hexing Lightvine would've had her torn apart like an animal.
  • Spiracle: Poor girl. Hopefully after Potamian classes are over, we can move onto dragons. I haven't seen a dragon this disruptively unfriendly in my life. And yes, even with my prior procession as a hybernation temple caretaker in mind.
  • Vertex: Glad there's someone taking it easy on her. One last thing, though.
  • Spiracle: Wha- (Yona knocks him out)
  • Gaster: "..... Yeesh. He's lucky Labrum wasn't here to see that. Even when purifived, he would've criticised the fuck outta him for not seeing a Yak Attack a mile away."
  • Buster: "(Gaffaws). Yak Attack."
  • Gallus: "Well at least it happened after his class. After him, let's get Entropy."

Entropy's Class.

  • Entropy, having no classes today, took the time to play darts with wasps as he throws a wasp like a dart as it's stinger gets stuck on the bullseye.
  • Entropy: "(Sighs). Soon enough that spat between Barktrot and Koningin will blow over and we'll all go back to being indifferent. At least I'll have plently of time to think about how I would cure Yakhalla of his woes about having once had been the Yakotaur."
  • The group arrived, and Sandbar was the one who approuched him.
  • Entropy: "Ah, Hello Sandbar. What do I owe the visit?"
  • Sandbar: "I wished to see what are you doing?"
  • Entropy: "Oh, just chilling. Playing some Wasp-Darts. Complicating on how I would cure Yakhalla's constint fears about the Yakotaur."
  • Sandbar: "Yakhalla?"
  • Entropy: "Well, as we know, as proven by O'Hardassknocks, Yakhalla still fears and/or feels great shame about his Yakotaur shenanigans. So, I tried alot of things to get him unafraid. I tried the maze, pretending to be the Yakotaur, taking him to my old haunted house, even Buzzord's simulation device, nothing works. Sandbar, I need your advice, can you tell me on how to get him to stop being afraid/ashamed of his past?"
  • Sandbar: "Well, you could just try to let him discover that for himself."
  • Entropy: ".... (Sighs), Figures you said that. It's just, as much as Discord's stunts inspired me to do that Dragon Sneese Tree lesson, it also left me to be given stink-eyes because alot of Students are kinda on edge with Draconequui. Even when the event is barely relivent anymore. I figured that if I cure Yakhalla of his major stress disorder with Yakotaur, I would be in everyone's good graces again, ya know?"
  • Sandbar: Well we all have a hard time dealing with them. You taught us their personalities are meant to be chaotic.
  • Macabre: Yes. So... Am I correct to assume that you kids disabled Lightvine in order to set up a plan involving our disagreements?
  • Yona: AW COME ON IS PLAN THAT OBVIOUS... I mean... Where did that come from?
  • Macabre:... Well, count me in. F*** their arguing. F*** my arguing. (He knocks himself out)...
  • Smolder:... Yay?
  • Gallus: "..... The fuck just happened?"
  • Yona: "Look, just roll with it guys. It's at least something."

Spoonful's Class.

  • Spoonful was seen using a type writer.
  • Spoonful: "(As he types) Dear personal journel, stop. Once again, my life is further complincated by life, as always, Stop."
  • The group arrive as Pines is the one to approuch him.
  • Pines: "..... Professor Spoonful?"
  • Spoonful: "(Stops typing)...... (Sighs), Yes, Pines? What do you need?"
  • Pines: "Well, I just felt like you needed someone to talk to."
  • Spoonful: ".... That's, queer. I usually known you more to pretty much sooner to eat something  as suppose to have a conversation with me."
  • Pines: "Well, I heard from Yakhalla that you were reshurching the Daemons."
  • Spoonful: ".... Oh, well, actselly, yes. The Daemons had a really fascined and mostly unspoken of history that Equestria seems to have intentionally ignored cause of an Alicorn God that made it taboo. I only wish I was able to uncover more. In fact, I was able to even uncover some old relics of that culture, (Brings out a cartoonishly large box), and I want to go though all of them with you Pines."
  • Pines: "(Half-Heartedly) Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaat."
  • Spoonful: "(Brings out an old spoon) Behold, an anihcent Daemon spoon. (Brings out a book) An anichent daemon journel. (Brings out a pony-shaped automaton) And lo and behold, a Daemon Automaton. It is in pristine condition. And best of all, (Shows an on-off switch with unusual symbols on it) It can be turned on! I must see if it can still work!"
  • Pines: "Uh, you sure that's a good idea?"
  • Spoonful excitedly turned on the automaton as the anichent machine activated.....
  • Automaton: "(Speaks in anichent languise in a panic) ("MASTER, NO?! What? Wait, where am I? What's going on? Where's Daemare?")"
  • Spoonful: "..... Re-markable. It speaks!"
  • Pines: "Too bad that we can't understand it."
  • Automaton: "(Sees Spoonful and Pines) ("Aybissians? What am I doing in Aybissia? Where's the Daemon Serpent? Where are the Daemons? WHERE'S ANYTHING?!)"
  • Spoonful: "Curious, the machine looks very concerned. Do I detect self-awareness?"
  • Pines: "Well I kinda think he wouldn't talk like that if he wasn't aware of everything."
  • University came in.
  • University: "Spoonful, I want to talk to you and Yakhalla about the Daemon artifacts and- (Gasps when he saw the Automaton active).... WHY IS THAT THING DOING ACTIVATED?!"
  • The Automaton looks at University.
  • Automaton: "("Oh thank Consciencea, I found a Daemon! (Runs up and hugs University) THE DAEMON SERPENT DIDN'T GET YOU?! But wait, is it still out and about?! Please, we need to find a way to stop it and- (University quickly deactivated the Automaton as it shut down)")"........."
  • University: "...... I was going to say that I want to be able to take the relics back to my establishment for, safe keeping... Espeically this Automaton..... And FYI, no one understood what this device was saying, correct?"
  • Pines: "I, was drawing blanks when that thing talk."
  • University: "Good. Duh, that is, I mean as to say, then we know this thing is authentic in being of Daemon origin. (Proceeds to take the Automaton and the Daemon relics as well) If you ever need them for classes, ask my permission first. (Leaves with the items)."
  • Spoonful: "..... Ohhh, poo. Why did University need to take the Daemon relics before I can show them to everyone?"
  • Pines: "Well, maybe his family are connected to Daemons?"
  • Spoonful: "I kinda have that in doubt. Lord Order painstakenly made sure ponies and other creatures want nothing to do with the Daemons as much as possable. It's been said that Lord Order feared them as potaintional usurpers because of their unpresidented power."
  • Pines: "Well, based on what we learned, I kinda can't blame him. If those Daemons wanted to, they could've had all mortal races start worshipping them."
  • Spoonful: "Well, thing is, given that one such Alicorn god is respondsable for their existence, I kinda question why they would need to. I do believe I would need to explore this much further when me and Yakhalla visit the Daemon Wastes.... In fact, I should go talk to Yakhalla about this."
  • Pines: "Uh, WAIT! Just, one more thing before you go."
  • Spoonful: "Oh, okay Pines, but make it quic- (Yona knocks him out)"
  • Yona: Please tell me you pacified the Dragon Moths.
  • Pines: Don't worry. I took care of it.
  • The Dragon Moths were seen all distracted by a giant lightbulb.
  • Gallus: "...... Wow. Dragon Moths are clearly more moth then dragon."

Buzzord's Classroom.

  • Buzzord was seen exspearimenting with an apple tree.
  • Buzzord: "If my caluations are correct, I could make this tree produce golden apples and create a new means for currentcy production! You are a genius, Buzzord old boy, a genius!"
  • Hatty: (Bleeped until Kurtle fired an EMP and he suddenly out of nowhere did this)
Mushrooms & Morons Quest for the Spaghetti of Power

Mushrooms & Morons Quest for the Spaghetti of Power

5:39-5:44

  • Buzzord: "BAH?! Hatty!? Hatty?! Are you okay-"
  • Igmar: (Conks Buzzord with a frying pan)... (Got a Staples Easy Button)
  • Button: That was easy.
  • Kurtle: "Ya know, Buzzord is gonna be very upset we interupted an exspeariment of his. Even more so that it was the golden apple one."
  • Igmar: "Well equilly he'll be more miffed about what occured with Hatty then interupting an invention he sill deems a work in progress anyway. But worry not, he'll forgive us at least a few hours after the fact."
  • Gallus: "Now let's see how we're gonna figure out how to deal with Electross."

Electross' Class.

  • Electross was seen with an alien dilivery guy.
  • Alien: "Okay, so that's 50 Protocal Droids from the Stars Wars Galaxies, 40 Astrodroids of the same place, 30 InfoBots of the Solana Galaxy, and 20 outmoded soldier bots, (A collection of robots simular to Cronk and Zephyr were seen), all in mint condition.... Okay everything seems to be in order, that'll be 3000 Sporebucks."
  • Electross: "THAT MUCH?! That's WAY more then I was prepared to pay! I only have 2000 Sporebucks?!"
  • Alien: "Sorry mack. Company policy. Roboto's Bot Delivery Service gives higher price to transactions to bots being sold to less advanced planets as per Galactic Federation code about selling advanced wears to still defelupting socities."
  • Electross: "(Sighs)..... Then I want to cancel the dilivery, is it not too late for that?"
  • Alien: "Yeah, I don't blame ya for changing your mind. Sorry about this, but, rules are rules. (Takes the droids and robots away)...."
  • Electross sighed.....
  • Electross: "So much for getting some assisents. (Went to his desk to sit and mope)....."
  • The group arrived as Ocellus was the one to confront him.
  • Ocellus: "Mr. Electross, what's wrong?"
  • Electross: "I pretty much had to give up my potaintional assistents back to the delivery company because I couldn't afford a Galactic Federation regulated price-tag."
  • Ocellus: "Well, why try to buy them when you can ask Darwin and your "Children"."
  • Electross: "Because Hayfield's heavily regulating them to only appear briefly outside the base due to being originally battle robots. Even more so to Bradly due to his temper. So, I'm trying to see if I can get my own assisents."
  • Ocellus: "..... Mr. Electross, are you, feeling lonely?"
  • Electross: ".... Oh don't worry, kid. It's just that it's the first time I am seriously away from the bots I revived over the years. It's not that I don't appresiate everyone else's company, Koningin's and Barktrot's Lady War aside, which if you ask me, they're both being abit much about this. I think Barktrot has severe trust issues if she's quick to blame Koningin for disabling her magical pet snake. Though at the same time, I do agree that Koningin shouldn't keep secrets even if it's misguidingly to "our benefit", cause I do agree that keeping secrets is not healthy for a sustainable workforce relationship. Keeping secrets, espeically if it involves giant monsters, can be dangerious. But I'm getting side-track. It's just, I feel very out of place because of my robotification thanks to my race. I feel more comfertable around robots, ya know? Why did ya think I revived all of those bots from Team Nefarious and some of Qui's toys? Because I'm pretty much tecnecally a robot now, I feel more included with robots."
  • Ocellus: "..... Well, Mr. Electross, did you know from when Icky and Iago were messing with the teleportor, they ended up in an entire planet of robots?"
  • Electross: "Yeah, that's Robopedia. I tend to have abit of a reputation in robot ruled socities because of what I am known to do. Heck, I even earned a cult status for robot socities in the AUU! Even the likes of "Omnicans", basicly AUU Omnics, worship me like an off-shoot god to them and deemed me "The Mircile of the Spark", if I could understand what that means."
  • Ocellus: "Well, why not go to those Robot Ruled places and, ask one of them to be an assisent to the school?"
  • Electross: "Ocellus, that's-..... Wait..... Actselly, that's not a bad idea. Course, granted, it'll be abit of a PAIN to try and get them take me seriously that I need their assistence to a School of Friendship, which sounds like something out of a younger kids show, so I am at risk of being chuckled at."
  • Ocellus: "Well, then simply say that dispite the name, it is actselly a symbol of trying to heal the world. They'll respect that much."
  • Electross: ".... That is BRILLIENT! Thanks Ocellus! I'll be sure you'll be given extra credit come our next class session for helping a bug-brother out! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my ship and set course to Ropedia!"
  • Ocellus: "Oh, uh, just, one more thing, Sir?"
  • Electross: "Okay, I'm in no rush, wha- (Yona charged, but ended up knocking herself out due to Electross being covered in metal)..... (Looks to see Yona)..... Uhhh, do you, need some help with something?"
  • Gallus: "Oh, I wanted have her ask you if you would mind seeing a mess up video?"
  • Electross: "Tch, oh please, I used to reside in the Badlands, I think I can handle anything."
  • Gallus: "Oh yeah? (Brings up an Iphone to Electross)...."
Family guy, Stewies reaction to "two girls one cup"

Family guy, Stewies reaction to "two girls one cup"

  • Electross: "All right..... Well obviously these girls are members of the LBGT community, and good on them. I don't-...... Oh. Oh! OHHHHHHHH?! OHHHHHHHHHHHH?! GREAT ASTRO-CRATERS OF VAZHOOTIOUS 7-90210, THAT'S DISGUSTING?! UGH?! UGHHHHHHHHHH?! I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN HAVE ICE CREAM AGAIN AFTER THIS?! UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! UGHHHHHH?! AGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Glitches out like Dr. Nefarious and plays Pinkie's Smile Song)......"
  • Gallus: "...... Good thing I figured that if he over-reacts to something REALLY nasty, he would glitch out like Nefarious."
  • Smolder: "Now it's time for the real challnage:..... Barktrot."

Barktrot's location.

  • Barktrot was seen stressed beyond belief as Clyde was seen showing off to some Mare Students.
  • Clyde: "(Trying to suplex a suit of armor, and then does it) HEE-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! And THAT'S how I wasted that Pedophile when I was only 8 years old. I gave that kiddie-screwer something to cry about!"
  • Mare 1: "OMG, you were so brave!"
  • Mare 2: "Assuming he's not making it up for attention."
  • Mare 3: "Did you really have to wreck school proptery to deminstraight what you did to the Pedo?"
  • Clyde: "Oh trust me ladies. My dad's a wyvern who's a bodybuilder. Being this manly is in the genes."
  • Mare 4: "..... But, you're not wearing pants."
  • Clyde: "(Awkwrod Drum Sound)..... GENES, NOT "JEANS"! Genes as in, ya know, that DNA stuff?!"
  • Mare 5: "Okay, ya don't have to get crabby about it!"
  • Barktrot: "Okay that's it! Young ladies, please carry on with your business! (The mares quickly trotted off) And YOU, Clyde........ I have been paitent with your nonsense UP UNTIL NOW?! We are going to finish this tour, and when class starts again, I will MAKE SURE you are placed in the less favorable class to you, or if I am pushed again, you'll be punished for this!"
  • Clyde: "Okay, okay, I'll chill already! Yeesh. What's got you on egde?"
  • Barktrot: "..... (Sighs)..... I did not have a good thing to wake up too this morning. Let's just say it involves matters that shouldn't concern students. Now, back onto the tour."
  • Clyde: "(Quietly) Well somebody is in need of getting laid."
  • Barktrot: MY RACE IS CAPABLE OF VERY GOOD HEARING!!!
  • Clyde: "YIPE?! (Clyde eased up on his tomfoolery and kept close to Barktrot)."
  • The group were not far behind.
  • Silverstream: ("I was afraid that the claim of Perytons having good hearing would turn out to be true. Now we'll all have to speak to eachother via Inner thoughts with my help.")
  • Gaster: ("Well good to know that even without that energy snake, Barktrot ain't exactly any easier to surprise.")
  • Aloe: ("To be fair, cervines are good at hearing because of their movable ears and their vulnerability to predators in their primitive days. Perytons are no different.")
  • Gallus: "("Well now there's the matter of how we are able to get to Barktrot without her seeing us coming? She's not in the mood for a conversation, of which is made more difficult by that dinkus Clyde, she's too smart for us to suddenly ask about Koningin, and surprises are out because that dimwit Wyvern will inadvertingly help Barktrot by seeing us, and even then that hearing would allow her to notice anyway! Also, she can fly and has magic, so it's not like a physical pounce is much help."
  • Cozy Glow:... ("I think I have an idea.") (She snuck off and got to Clyde while Barktrot took a water foundton break to ease her stress) Hey, Clyde?
  • Clyde: S'up, Shirley Temple as a pony?
  • Cozy Glow: Like I haven't heard THAT before. Anyway... I heard from some of the students that Barktrot almost got Koningin fired. She... (Whispers in his earhole)
  • Clyde: BARKTROT ACCUSED KONINGIN OF HEXING LIGHTVINE?!? (All the students were shocked as well as Barktrot who spat out the water in reaction to it)... Wait a minute, who the hell's Lightvine? (The students and assistants were stareing at Barktrot shocked)
  • Barktrot:... CLYDE!!!!!
  • Clyde: "Hey don't be mad at me, the Shirley Temple pony told- (Cozy was gone)..... Me?"
  • Barktrot: "..... (Quietly and angerly) Cozy Glow?! (Openly) Mr. Clyde, the tour has been postponed in due to- (Students began to mob around the two)...... This."
  • Pony #1: MISS KONINGIN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!
  • Pony #2: WHAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP TEACHER AND SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE ARE YOU?!
  • Barktrot: "Wait wait wait, students please, you must reckitnise the context of this, I suspect that Koningin might be keeping a secret about an ulterior motive- (They booed her and threw stuff at her that forced her to retreat as she accidentally knocks herself out)..."
  • Clyde: "..... Ohhhhh, major wipeoutage!"
  • Cozy Glow:... Well, this is a problem.... Attention, evwycreature. Looks like until Barktrot wakes up, and with nocweature to put a wogical other in charge, we'll all have to do the biggest fwiendship lesson of all: we'll all watch over the school and teach ourselves. (Some of the assistants cartoonishly dropped their jaws as everyone cheered)... Along with the assistants. (They awed) Well, good luck. Let's make Pwincess Twilight pwoud! (They cheered and got to work as she came back with an unconscious Barktrot)... Voilà.
  • Vertex:... Young filly, I don't know if I should be disappointed or impressed with that. That sounded... Quite sociopathic.
  • Cozy Glow: Well it worked, didn't it? Let's go. (They left as Clyde got suspicious as he stared with his sunglasses lowered, then proceeded to follow them)

Harmony Caves Cellar Door

  • Yona: COME ON, HEAVY YAKHALLA!!! (They gathered up the unconscious teachers)... Whew. He's too heavy for even me.
  • Little Dipper: Is that everyone?
  • Gallus: "Took alot of effert, but yes. It's all of them, and Olhar was left locked in his room. We pretty much rounded up the only teachers here with Sparkle and friends baby-sitting a Kaiju-Level Dragon."
  • Igmar: "(Opens up the cellar door) Now, there's the matter of putting them all in there and- (Suddenly, the Tree of Harmony roots grabbed the unconjustus factily and took them right into the caves as the door suddenly shut)..... I, take it the Tree was, expecting them?"
  • Aloe: "Wow, that tree doesn't kid around when it comes to disbutes."
  • ???: "Hey now wait a minute, whoa whoa whoa!"
  • The group gasped and saw Clyde.....
  • Clyde: "..... THE F*** DID YA JUST DO TO THE TEACHERS?!"
  • Kurtle: "..... Put them inside a magical cave that'll amend their disbute and put them closer togather as friends?"
  • Igmar: "..... Really Kurtle?"
  • Clyde: "...... Let me get this straight...... You shoved, all the teachers, right into a magic cave to get them to stop dissing eachother, and, this security guy, he's locked up, and, Sparkle and the others, won't be back in awhile, right?"
  • Smolder: "Well a baby Magmatacus ain't really something for a pushover, so.... Yeah. Apart from the assisents, this school's teacher free."
  • Clyde: "..... A school...... With NO teachers....... That's a recipe for-..... For........ (Suddenly has a boombox) PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY?! TIME FOR A PARTY HARDY PAR-TAE?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
  • Gallus: "Dude-dude-dude-dude Wait?!"
Party in the C.I

Party in the C.I.A lyrics

Clyde's Song as he makes a party happen and got Students to do a crazy collage campus party

  • Igmar: "(As the party began)...... Ohhhhh, poo."
  • Ocellus: "..... I'm thinking it MAY'VE would've helped if we made it that Clyde was kept from being a problem AFTER we disabled the teachers."
  • Gaster/Gallus/Smolder: "YA THINK?!"
  • Caster: "I'm gonna hate myself fer this, but we're gonna need to crash this party."
  • Clyde: Yeah, I don't think so. You guys disrupted my planned party by having me do work around this dumb school. You used me for this plan of yours. So, you owe me for this. Either this party stays, or I'm telling everyone here that you were the ones who got rid of them.
  • Gaster: Oh, you did NOT!!! Are you BLACKMAILING US?! This is for the school.
  • Clyde: Do I look like I care? I never wanted to be here. Parties are my only motivator, and I'll be damned if I let you take that from me. So, you're not going to interfere with a single decoration or your asses are going to be expelled.
  • Kurtle: You little turd!
  • Aloe: You know that we have the power to get you kicked out for this. We'll tell everyone you did this for some dumb party.
  • Clyde: Good. And I'll tell them you had a hand or hoof in it, and you will be fired.
  • Aloe:... HOW DARE YOU?!
  • Clyde: It's easy to tell them. I mean it. No being party poopers. Have fun running the school when they'll be too busy partying to learn anything. (Chuckles and flew away).........

Gallus' Dorm

  • Gallus: THAT SON OF A LIZARD AND A BAT!!!!!
  • Smolder: "Well s***. We tried to get the teachers to not rip eachothers' heads up, and we get rewarded to that Frat-House reject showing up and turning the school into a typical colledge campus."
  • Silverstream: "This will not bode well. Not only are we gonna get OURSELVES in trouble, but we'll get our teachers in trouble, espeically Barktrot because SHE was suppose to keep watch! Twilight will be SO UPSET if she comes back!"
  • Cozy Glow: What's stopping us from just telling the entire school anyway? It's not like that disgrace of friendship can actually prove what he said.
  • Little Dipper: Well we do that, and it might make us look bad.
  • Cozy Glow: Are you joking? Who'd blame us for punishing a selfish jerk like him?
  • Little Dipper: Clyde for starters. If we punish him for this, what kind of friends would that make us to Twilight or his cousin? It's called being vindictive. That has ruined friendships. We must take it easy on him and get him to see his errors without demeaning Sid or Twilight's decision.
  • Cozy Glow: What kind of sense does THAT MAKE?!? He's causing the other students to slack off and skip classes!!!
  • Sandbar: And remember what making yourself look dumb in a test for the CMC did to them? Doing the same for him without thinking of a better solution is dangerous, especially to the EEA. We're trying to prove Neighsay wrong, not prove him right by being vindictive on people like Clyde.
  • Cozy Glow: So we're just going to let him bring the school down?
  • Sandbar: Well we have other matters to deal with. Be grateful he just let us off with a warning. We just leave him alone until a better time. We have to deal with him and cause little damage as possible. We have to let the students learn how bad Clyde is for themselves, just like in the Harmony Caves.
  • Cozy Glow: (Shrugs) I'll be in my room. (Flitters away)....
  • Shore: "..... I don't wanna sound like I agree with Cozy's opinion, but, she is right that it is abit of a lose-lose situation. If we do nothing, then Twilight will be upset that her school is ruined by a reckless party and be mad at us for allowing it to happen."
  • Gallus: "We get that, but we're in a lose-lose situation UNDENIABLY, because if we DID ruin that ass' fun, Twilight might not be AS chill about turning on the guy because he's only like this because of his own friend issues, and to Sparkle, that undermines the spirit of friendship. To her, the metaphysicsial ruining of friendship is worse then damage of public property."
  • Gaster: 'Ugh?! You mean we get fucked in the ass either way?! That sucks?! Ya think even Sparkle would understand how much of an ass that Clyde guy is! I mean, are we LITTERALLY gonna sit around and hope those ponies are gonna turn on him on their own?! DOES THE FACT THEY WERE QUICK TO PARTY NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!"
  • Smolder: Well like ya said, they are ponies. They party all the time. And with Pinkie, that's multiplied by 10. They'll get partied out and realize they made a mistake.
  • Gaster: Still, what kind of new formula of pot was that 60's world dragon Sid smoking that made him think bringing Clyde here was a good idea? Thanks to him, the school's being wrecked like the Golden Oak Library.
  • Silverstream: Can we just focus more on the Caves?
  • Gaster: Why? Seems to me like the Tree has it all under control. Who's to say that persnickety Cozy will just ruin us early?
  • Aloe: Cozy knows what's best for the school. She's it's valedictorian. She won't mess it up further.

Meanwhile...

  • Cozy Glow: (Frees Olhar from his office)
  • Olhar: "WOOO! Awww, finally, I thought I was gonna be stuck in the office all day I-"
  • Cozy Glow: Clyde's ruining the school with his parties.
  • Olhar: "....... Who's Clyde?"
  • Cozy: "..... (Quietly) Ugggghhhhhhhh, that's right, he was locked out. (Openly) Clyde's a new student who was brought here."
  • Olhar: "Well no problem, I'll just alart Barktrot and-"
  • Cozy: "They're locked in the basement by Clyde."
  • Olhar: "..... Aw great, that means I have to be the one who acts the bad guy to these ponies, aw, good grief. Okay, I'll see if I can do something about it. (Walks off)
  • Cozy Glow: Oh, and he's a manipulative jerk. Don't let anybody and yourself listen to anything he says.
  • Olhar: "Noted. (Leaves from earshot)."
  • Cozy Glow: Let's hope that teaches that asshole a lesson.

Party

  • Clyde: (Sniffs magical dust) LET'S CRANK UP THIS PARTYYYY!!! (He did this)
Rick and Morty - The Rick Dance

Rick and Morty - The Rick Dance

  • Clyde: THAT'S THE CLYDE DAAAANCE!!! (Laughs)
  • ???: Okay okay okay, show's over kids! (Olhar arrived and petrified his legs and wings)... Let's all remember that this is not the kind of party Pinkie has offictally autherised here! Let's remember that alot of ya's are suppose to be in classes.
  • Clyde: Oh, please, who cares about your stupid classes? (Everyone looked at him shocked at that statement)... What?
  • Olhar: Yup, kinda expected that. See, I was informed you were disrupting classes, and that you were manipulating all the students, INCLUDING blackmail.
  • Clyde: THE TEACHERS ARE GONE!!!
  • Olhar: So? Does that mean you can do whatever you want? Nope! As long as you're in this school, you go by our policies.
  • Clyde: COZY GLOW AND MANY OTHERS GOT RID OF THEM!!!
  • Olhar: And would you like to give some context?
  • Clyde: YEAH, BECAUSE THEY'RE INTERRACIAL MORONS THAT AREN'T LIKE PONIES!!! THEY'RE PARTY POOPERS!!! AND YOU AIN'T BETTER, ONE-EYE?! BOOO- (Olhar petrified his mouth)
  • Olhar: Aw no ya don't, wiseguy, ya ain't gonna pull that kinda crud with me. You can never prove that they had a bad reason to get rid of the teachers. They probably convinced them to take a vacation after the recent arguing they've been doing. You're just getting revenge on them because they cut your selfish party time. Why should we believe anything you say? (The students look angrily at Clyde)
  • Clyde:......
  • Olhar: Yeeeaaahhhh, this is pretty much the classic downfall of a social status. I'll let everyone know the stunt you pulled. If this goes badly enough for ya, this is suspendtion worthy stuff, maybe even exspulsion if Sparkle gets upset enough about this. And then there's also what your cousin would think. He was counting on ya to get yer act togather, and oopsy dasiy, ya failed, HARD! You are a disgrace to friendship, and I have no idea who'd be friends with a selfish party animal like you. (He picks him up as the students booed him and threw garbage at him)
  • Cozy Glow: Hah. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. And nothing of value was ruined.
  • ???: WHAT, THE HELL, WAS THAT?! (Gallus and the others arrived)
  • Cozy Glow: THAT, was what had to be done. As valedictorian, it is my solemn pledge to punish those who deface the School of Friendship.
  • Sandbar: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS WITH AS LITTLE DAMAGE AS POSSIBLE!!! YOU JUST HUMILIATED HIM JUST LIKE YOU HUMILIATED THE CMC!!!
  • Cozy Glow: Well unlike them, he wasn't innocent. He deserved what he got, because he's never going to learn anything if he doesn't face the consequences of his actions.
  • Shore: And by humiliating him, how are you any different?
  • Cozy Glow: I stopped the students from making a huge mistake. You may've meant well, but at the end of the day, my methods were much better. If we were to let the students learn on their own, it would've been too late by then. You should all be thanking me for getting that mean wyvern off your backs. I'm the valedictorian for a reason. I know what's best for the school.
  • Shore: "..... Cozy, what, what the heck happened to you? You used to be nicer and alot more shy around people, and now..... You're suddenly a different person."
  • Cozy: "Well, that's just me being A HECK ALOT more confident now."
  • Gaster: "Well hey, good on ya for not being anyone's bitch, but, and this coming from a guy who ain't thrilled with that dipshit as well, I'm not sure what you did would garrentie the end of him. That Clyde guy knows that "We" were behind this, and now he would want to get even with us for it."
  • Cozy: "(Cozy realises this)...... Well, when ya put it like that..... Aw, Celestia darn it! Okay, look, at least Olhar has a grip on things, he'll keep Clyde off of our backs for a good while."
  • Gallus: "For all our sakes, ya better be right, Doll Eyes."

Chapter 3: The Faculty's Challenges/Rhabdom the Sea Changeling

Tree of Harmony Caves

  • Barktrot was the first to come through, as she found herself pinned down by the other factily....
  • Barktrot: "...... (Pulls herself out with messed up fur and wings, and got back on her hooves as she was breathing heavily)..... (Begins to cast a recovery spell) ALL OF YOU?! (Uses it) WAKE UP?!"
  • The other factily were jolted awake!
  • Buzzord and Spoonful saw they were on top of eachother.....
  • Buzzord: "..... FYI, I must point out that I don't operate in that compasity, and that at the least you should've bought dinner first."
  • Spoonful: "..... DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD?! (Gets off of him quickly!)"
  • Yakhalla: "(Rubs his forehead) Ohhhh, dear. It's like I managed to survived being ran over by a yak.... On MIMs... AND SUFFERING GIGANTISM!!!"
  • Spiracle: "I now know what it feels like for flies to be swatted."
  • Electross: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GOOD LORD, THAT WAS DISGUSTING, GALLUS, WHY WOULD YOU- (Saw that he was somewhere else)..... DAMN IT, I THOUGHT I HAD THAT GLITCH RESOLVED?!"
  • Entopy: "(Was suddenly seen in a night gown and yawns). Morning everyone. I'll make breakfest. (Goes to a suddenly appearing kitchen and began to make breakfest)....."
  • Koningin got up moaning.
  • Koningin: "This is the kinda headache I usually get from wreastling Water Buffalo."
  • Barktrot: "..... I hope you are PROUD OF WHAT YOU HAD DONE, KONINGIN?!"
  • Koningin: "OH WHAT'RE YOU ACCUSING ME OF, THIS TIME, WITC- (Saw the grey tattoo)..... Wait, wasn't that tattoo usually white?"
  • Barktrot: "DON'T PLAY INNOSENT, SAVAGE?! YOU HEXXED MY FAMILIER?!"
  • Koningin: "..... EXCUSE ME?!"
  • Barktrot: "YOU HEARD ME, YOU GRASSLANDER?! YOU HEXXED ME?! WITHOUT LIGHTVINE, I WAS VULERABLE TO THINGS LIKE COZY GLOW CAUSING THE STUDENTS TO REVOLT ON ME VIA USING THE NEW STUDENT AS A PLATFORM?! YOU PLANNED THIS?!"
  • Koningin: "Say if I did, WHAT SENSE WOULD I HAVE TO HAVE MYSELF DOWN HERE WITH YOU?!"
  • Buzzord: "That is a good point, and I am not being biased against Barktrot this time...... Entirely. One would think that it would just be us down here while she stays on the surface."
  • Barktrot: "I-...... Huh."
  • Koningin: "Also, I am NOT of a magic-capable tribe, witch! You were more likely the victim of hooligans then anything of my doing?! Besides, I was going to leave this school anyway!"
  • Spiracle: "Of which alchourse Aloe talked you out off."
  • Koningin: "WHAT?! NO?! I commited no such promise?! I mean, I did talked to Aloe, but I did not agree to such things! I was going to do this witch a favor and leave this place?!"
  • Spiracle: ".....  Vertex, LIED to me?"
  • Barktrot: "..... So, you were going to leave this school? (Snorts). Just as a I thought. Only a cowerd would flee from due punishment for misusing this place for your own purposes."
  • Koningin: "..... YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING PREY?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well tecnecally speaking, as herbavores, alot of predatory animnals do tend to- (Koningin bucked Buzzord in the beak as it was cartoonishly miss-placed like Daffy Duck's bill, as Buzzord reallined it).... Shutting up."
  • Koningin: "I WASN'T LEAVING OUT OF BEING A COWERD?! I WAS LEAVING BECAUSE I UNDERSTOOD, THAT MY PRESENCE WASN'T APPRESIATED?!"
  • Barktrot: "It was not that you weren't appresiated, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO POINT OUT THAT YOU HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHIND GETTING INVOLVED WITH THIS SCHOOL?! CAUSE IF WE'RE BEING HONEST, I DON'T SEE WHY SOMEONE OF YOUR STATURE WOULD EVEN BOTHER GIVING THIS SCHOOL THE TIME OF DAY UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING OUT OF IT?!"
  • Koningin: "SO, IT ALL GOES BACK THAT YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT MY PAST, IS THAT IT, WITCH?!"
  • Barktrot: "As, I, had, SAID?! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME CONTEXT TO UNDERSTAND YOU BETTER SO I WOULD NOT ASSUME THAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE IMPURE?! Otherwise, without context, all I am gonna see is someone who wants to remorselessly endanger children against a BEHEMOTH?!"
  • Koningin: "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA TAKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE BUGBEAR THE WRONG WAY?! MY EMBARRISMENT WASN'T MEANT TO INDICATE THAT I DIDN'T CARE?! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID CARE?! I CARED VERY MUCH THAT THEY WERE FORGETTING THAT THEY WERE IN THIS SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO RESOLVE PROBLEMS?! I WAS WORRIED FOR THEIR SENSE OF SURVIVAL AND HOW THEY DARED RUN AND BE PREY?! I WAS EMBARRISED FOR THEM THAT THEY WOULD STILL ACT LIKE PREY?!"
  • Barktrot: "WELL EXCUSE THEM FOR NOT WANTING TO COMMIT SUEASIDE BY TARTARUS PRISONER?! EXCUSE THEM FOR NOT BEING LIKE YOU SAVAGES THAT THROW YOUR CHILDREN AT PREDATORY ANIMALS AND HOPED THEY DON'T GET EATEN?!"
  • Koningin: "UGH, IS IT ANY WONDER WHY THE STORM KING ALMOST TURNED EQUESTRIA INTO IT'S PREY?! THEY FORGOTTEN THAT DEATH IS A NATEROL PART OF LIFE AND CAN'T ALWAYS BE AVOIDED?! I CAN SEE WHY THEY DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO EVEN SAY THE WORD!!! COWARDS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!"
  • Barktrot: "WELL EXCUSE THE MODERN WORLD FOR NOT WANTING TO STILL LIVE IN THE STONE AGE?!"
  • Koningin smacked Barktrot in the face......
  • Barktrot: "...... GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (Barktrot pounced onto Koningin as the two started to fight and hit eachother)!"
  • Spoonful: "OH MY GOODNESS?!"
  • Buzzord: "DEER FIGHT?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Ladies, I, (Chomp) OHHH, RIGHT ON THE WING?!"
  • Spiracle: "Barktrot, Koningin, this behavior will not help?!"
  • Entropy: "(Still making breakfest while wearing headphones that played the MLP:FIM outro theme)."
  • Electross got pissed.
  • Electross: "OKAY, THAT TEARS IT?! (Grabs Koningin and Barktrot and slams them both into the cave walls, pinning them off) I, HAD BEEN AS PAIENT AS A BUDALOOTIAN MONK OF BUDALA 6272-42 RIGHT UP UNTIL NOW?! I HAD IT UP TO HERE, WITH YOUR ARGUING?! END THIS S*** NOW, OR I WILL?! AND TRUST ME, YA DO NOT WANNA KNOW HOW ANGRY A CRAGMITE CAN GET?! GOT IT?!"
  • Koningin was having a panic attack to Electross' red glowing eyes as it gives her flashbacks to a large silluette and brief memories of a male Antelope at the giant's mercy!
  • Koningin: "NO?! NO?! FATHER?!"
  • Electross snapped out of it and realised what happened....
  • Electross: "..... Aw gees, it's back to anger management classes for me. I'm sorry, I didn't meant to be THAT intense. (Lets go of the two) I'm sorry, I just had a rough day earlier before, I-"
  • Koningin fell to the ground and entered fetal position and started crying.
  • Barktrot calmed down abit, but still kept firm....
  • Barktrot: "...... Koningin, Electross made a good point. It's time to stop acting proud of yourself and admit it.... What, is the reason your even here?"
  • Koningin: "....... Apocrypha..... Killed my father when I was very young?! (The facilty got surprised at that)..... I failed..... To avenge him when I got older..... I ended up failing to "AMUSE" that inhumble beast so badly, he spared me, only to spite me for being a disappointment. Deeming me, unworthy of death..... So fine?! I admit it?! I was being a selfish fool in wanting to train one of the stuidents here to be my diciple to defeat that beast?! Avenge my honor and free Potamia from his destruction and rampage?!....."
  • Barktrot: "(Gets more sympathic)...... Why didn't you tell us?"
  • Koningin: "As I said..... It was for your safety. If you knew too much, you and the entire school would be a target to Apocrypha."
  • Buzzord: "ARE YOU KIDDING?! I am a genius feared thoughout the badlands?!"
  • Spoonful: "And that he and I lived in Kludgetown. Not a typcially safe neightberhood, mind you. Plus, as an archulogist, I'm no stranger to abit of danger."
  • Yakhalla: "(Sighs).... Keep in mind that I am a hybrid of two powerful warlords meant to congure Equestria in their name. This Behemoth is hardly THAT much of a threat."
  • Spiracle: "I'm an Elder Caste Changeling, miss. We fought underground terrors often bigger then a Behemoth."
  • Electross: "I'm from a hostile race that fought races A THOUNDSON TIMES OUR SIZE?! Guys like this Apocrypha sound like a walk in the park! Also, I fought alot of badlanders as well, even TWO Minotaur guys! Both brothers, appearently."
  • Barktrot: "I lived in a tainted swamp infested with the likes of Black Mold Toads, Larger then Normal Cragadiles, and the occational loose Helldra. I doubt I'm someone who should be sheilded from that for "Protection"!"
  • Koningin: "..... It's not just that..... As a potamian, it is not proper of you to show emotions and to beg for help. Doing so is an act of prey. And to be a prey in Potamia..... Is to be a pariah..... And now...... I am such.... I am a FURTHER disgrace to my father?! On top of failing to avenge him, I betrayed Potamia's sacred traditions?! (Breaks into crying)....."
  • Barktrot: "(Gets 100% more sympathic now)...... Koningin, please..... When I was forcing you, I was only keeping the school safe from abuse. You must understand, I was only trying to protect Sparkle's legacy. With that, I want to insist that just because you failed to fight Apocrypha before, that doesn't mean it's someone else's desteny. It just means that you weren't ready yet. Now look at yourself...... You are more ready then ever as a capable warrior and huntress. You are an amazing fighter."
  • Koningin: "...... Why are you suddenly sympathising with me, Witch, after all your accusations and disfondness for Potamian behavior?!"
  • Barktrot: "The insults was to test your pride and make you admit in anger. And the reason I'm being gentle now is because I know the full context of you. As I said, I only wanted to know the full story of your reasoning."
  • Koningin: "..... (Sighs), Guess it's just my own failure to not reckitnised a witch's test. BUT YOU DID NOT HAD TO DRAG ZECORA INTO THIS, SHE WAS THE KINDEST ZEBRA I EVER MET?! I WOULD NEVER USE HER TO EVEN POTAMIA'S ADVANTAGE, NEVERMIND MY OWN?!"
  • Barktrot: "I-"
  • Buzzord: "Yeah, I'll have to go back to be abit biased onto you, Barktrot, and agree that dragging Zecora into this was a c**t move."
  • Barktrot: "That was meant to see how much she cared about friendship, I-"
  • Spoonful: "By all means, you had the good intention, but it's marred by a poor exicution. Making Koningin angerior and angerior has only served to strained our, accquintenceships, as best. Yes, it was unwise of Koningin to keep quiet about these impourent details, but, I don't think it helped that you rattled her cage and only agitated her, Miss Trot. In fact..... I think it was why we are all down here."
  • Entropy sat down and started to enjoy some snacks.
  • Yakhalla: "What do you mean, Spoonful?"
  • Spoonful: "Think about it. Certain students had the misfortune to witness our squabbling and had now sought to put us down here to teach us a friendship lesson."
  • ???: "As they needed to."
  • The factily but Entropy freaked out and saw an Astrel Twilight.....
  • Buzzord: "..... Oh hey. Sparkle's back...... Also, AH-HA! I knew it! SHE DOES SPARKLE?!"
  • Entropy: (Finished his breakfast) So, you ready for the friendship trial those kids put us on?
  • Koningin:... YOU KNEW?!
  • Entropy: Yeah, I'm sick of this dumb arguing just as much as they are, so I knocked myself out. (Sees Astral Twilight)... And those challnages are being presented by a Crystal Empire Twilight with no fashion detail filter.
  • Astral Twilight: I am actually the voice of the Tree of Harmony.
  • Entropy: No you're not. Oak Golden is.
  • Astral Twilight: "She's more the voice for the map. I'm the voice for the caves."
  • Buzzord: "Wait, so on top of being royalty of kinship AND the headmistress of the school, you're also a cave's voice?"
  • Spoonful: "Actselly, I think she's trying to say that, she's not the Twilight we know. She's but an astral projection based on what others are more comfertable with."
  • Yakhalla: "...... Remarkable. And it's all a byproduct of the tree of harmony?"
  • Buzzord: "Ohhhhh, so, we're talking to the great magical chrisalian virtal log of the polor oppisite of war then? HELLLLLOOOOO, Tree! Tell me, (Brings up a tecnological notepad of his creation) What's it like to be a magical byproduct of mostly unknown origin planted by anichent pony heroes?"
  • Spiracle: "..... Please tell me you're not trying to interview the Tree of Harmony."
  • Buzzord: "But I am! FOR SCIENCE?!"
  • Spoonful: "But I thought your thing is that you're an inventor!"
  • Buzzord: "Yes, but a good inventor has an understanding of what is around him so he can further upgrade it."
  • Electross: "Yeeeaaaaaaahhh, I'm PRETTY sure Starswirl and the other pillers won't be crazy about the idea of YOU messing around with a respected and beloved Equestrian symbol, Buzz. Espeically not after Nefarious' stunt."
  • Barktrot: "Nevermind the fact that one of your inventions was behind Starswirl's personal woes."
  • Buzzord: "..... Awwww...... (Puts away the notepad and pouts.)"
  • Astral Twilight: "I have been watching the school for awhile now, and it distresses me on how you all are quick to go against eachother."
  • Electross: "Look, if it's about Barktrot and Koningin, we kinda just about-"
  • Astral Twilight: "Not just them. Though their recent behavior goes without saying. But all of you have problems. Yakhalla is still haunted by his past, Spiracle was not able to deal with his issues about Labrum properly, Entropy still regrets about losing Wicked Heart, Koningin already explained herself, Spoonful is in regret of a life he never had a chance to be in, Buzzord...... Well, it would be difficult to talk about all of your woes in one speech."
  • Electross: "That's her nice way of saying "You have so many problems I won't bother talking about them"."
  • Astral Twilight: "And that brings us to you Electross. You are still haunted by your failure to bring back AND purify your race, and Barktrot is still struggling with bitterness about how she allowed pressure from her own father to ruin herself as she did. These problems are all why you all found yourselves in the school."
  • Buzzord: "Well, tecnecally we were brought here by close assusiates of ours and-"
  • Yakhalla: "The tree means these problems are why we found ourselves onto the this path into the school. Our mistakes, our sorrows, our pitfalls, tragities and failures, brought us all togather."
  • Astral Twilight: "You are involved in what will be promised to be a very needed thing for this world. But your lack of treating eachother like friends is holding you all back."
  • Buzzord: "Oh good grief, I knew it, we really DO have to be friends with eachother! Now, tree, well meaning as you are, we each are RADICALLY too different to be so chummy! Neither them share my passion for inventing."
  • Electross: "Nor can you be able to react to reality properly like THE REST OF US?!"
  • Astral Twilight: "This is true. You all are VERY different. But so, are Twilight Sparkle and her firneds. (Astral Re-mane 6 appeared to the surprise of the factily).... There are alot of things they don't always agree apawn. But one event has forever united them, the day Rainbow Dash did a sonic rainboom and became respondsable for her friends' cutie marks. They came to do a great deal accomplishments ever since. (Portals viewing into the past of the Main 6 and Later Starlight were seen by the factily). The School offers more, then a chance to leave behind your pasts, or even, (Looks at Koningin) Re-confront them. It gives you all a chance to do a great good. Bring nations and creatures into unity. And this, cannot happen, if you all are enslaved by your past, and allow bitterness torwords eachother to build walls."
  • Buzzord: "Oh what's wrong with just being assusiates?"
  • Entropy: "Annnnnd the idiot asks the stupid question...."
  • Astral Twilight: "(Gets a serious look) It is indeed clear that mere words are not enough. And that you all need these challnages more then ever. Then so be it. Prepare yourselves. (The Astrals began to glow and engulf the entire area as the light blinded everything)."

Cave 1.

  • Yakhalla appears in what looks like an ice cave.

Cave 2.

  • Spiracle appears in familier caves, to his confusion, as the same figure saw this.

Cave 3:

  • Entropy found himself in a cave that looks like the inside of his old Haunted Castle....
  • Entropy: "..... And, it begins."

Cave 4.

  • Koningin found herself in a very vast and widely spread out cave that looks like an african canyon.

Cave 5.

  • Spoonful found himself in a cave that resembles a museum, to his bewilderment!

Cave 6.

  • Buzzord found himself in a cave resemblent to Kludgetown....
  • Buzzord: ".... Okay, either I'm still in the caves, or I'm back in Kludgetown, and Verko REALLY wrecked the place."

Cave 7.

  • Electross found himself in what looks like the Badlands caves.

Cave 8.

  • Barktrot found herself in an area simular to Black Bubble swamp....
  • Barktrot: "..... Strangely I found myself to feel at home in here..... But I should probuly proceed to try to find and reunite with the others. (Sighs as she began to walk) I wish I can still use you, Lightvine. Cause if I assume that the students had anything to do with what became of you, and it's becoming very likely that they are, those bunch had just made me vulerable to surprises now..... And had disabled me from finding everyone quickly in this maze-like cave tunnels....."

Yakhalla's location.

  • Yakhalla proceed to walk down the area.
  • Yakhalla: ".... If I am to assume that the challnage is reunite with the others, then this should be no problem. I'll just open up a telepathic connection with them and- (Tries that, but his staff failed)..... Wha.....?"
  • (Astral Twilight): "I am limiting your magic capabilities so no shortcuts are taken."
  • Yakhalla: ".... I take it you are serious in having us face these challnages then? Very well, Tree. I'll respect your wishes. Luckly, I've been in caves before in general. It's just the matter of finding the right path before-"
  • Evil Laughter was heard as Yakhalla froze in his tracks.....
  • Yakhalla looked to see his shadow..... Which began to grow bigger and become the shadow of the Yakotaur as it's mouth open and began to omniously laugh!
  • Yakhalla: "AGGHHHH?! NO?! NO?! NOT YOU?! NOT YOU?! (Yakhalla makes a run for it, as the shadow is not far behind)"

Familiar Caves

  • Spiracle:... Hmm. Not too shabby. Nice clean water reservoir. Not as good as the sea caves of the Sea Changelings, if I am being honest.
  • ???: Oh, sure, compare the appearance to the elegance of the architecture of my own race. That's like compairing Apples to Oranages, alchourse they're gonna be different!
  • Spiracle: Pardon?! Who said that? (A semi-reformed female Sea Changeling with similar coloration and appearance to a mantis shrimp and emperor shrimp came out of the water)
  • Sea Changeling: I did. I see others have started invading my personal space, which is HEIGHTENED because of being trapped down here. Especially that recent visit from that seapony who was panicking and almost drowned a griffin going on and on about some 'Storm King' guy, and this other one who kept freaking out about a Helldra with a Peryton freaking out about some guy named "The Winger". Those kids, were a bit much.
  • Spiracle: Oh don't worry, Silverstream's usually more down to earth then that when not on "The Canon Show", as they metafully refered to, and Shore and Skyceria are usually calmer then your initional impressions suggest... That being said...... Who are you, mi'lady?
  • Sea Changeling: The name's Rhabdom Color. I live here. Or at least until the water comes back. It was drained away months ago.
  • Spiracle:... You live in a section of the Tree of Harmony Caves?
  • Rhabdom: I'd call them just the Harmony Caves. Saves a heck of alot more words, frankly. I've been stuck down here since this wicked black root incident and these recent incidents over the last few years where the tree's been expanding. I got separated from my family, especially since I never got to apologize to them or my friends for what I did wrong.
  • Spiracle:... How long have you been stuck here?
  • Rhabdom: Since 2014. 4, f*****g, years!! And these caves just keep trying to psychoanalyze me!!
  • Spiracle: "Oh be assured, the Tree of Harmony meant well. It was trying to teach you a friendship lesson."
  • Rhabdom: "..... Is THAT what that freaky hocus pocus crud was all about? Well it's got a funny way of showing it! So, how did you ended up here, oldster?"
  • Spiracle: "Oh, some students, including the same seaponies, one of whom's actselly a Hippogriff, by the by, long story there, have noticed that my colledges haven't been being proper examples of being teachers for the School of Friendship. And thus-"
  • Rhabdom: "Have to stop ya there, lander...... School of Friendship? What kinda Sesime Street s*** did you got yerself into, mack?"
  • Spiracle: "Don't let the name fool you, it serves a grander purpose. Anyway, like I said, those students felt that me and other factily members haven't exactly.... Gotten along that great. I mean, I get along with Electross just fine, actselly, it's just that the others are abit, eccentric, or troubled by their pasts and exsirsize it in counter-productive ways, that the students, who went through the caves, deemed it prudent to have us learn from the caves itself."
  • Rhabdom: "..... And you're confident it's not so they can throw a wild party? These are kids we're talking about."
  • Spiracle: "Oh be very assured, they are well-behaived, or at the least very respectful students.... Although this new one, Clyde, leaves a lot to be desired. If anything, I wouldn't be surprised if HE was the one to throw a party and-...... Oh that is REALLY unfortunate news."
  • Angry growls were heard as a de-reformed Labrum appeared from nowhere and pounced onto Spiracle and crashed into a wall!
  • Labrum: "I'M BACK, PEST?!"
  • Spiracle: "THIS IS EVEN MORE UNFORTUNATE NEWS?!"
  • Rhabdom: "Holy crud, is that one of the teacher friends you talked about?"
  • Spiracle: "No, I don't believe this is a test from the tree taking the symbolic form of my brother representing my past grivences with him!"
  • Rhabdom: ".... Ugh, again this place is trying to psycoanalise! Just try to ignor it!"
  • Spiracle: "I DOUBT HE WOULD ALLOW SUCH A FOLLY?! (Labrum and Spiracle began to fight and struggle)"
  • Rhabdom:... Oy, can't I just have some peace?

Entropy's location.

  • Entropy flouted casually.
  • Entropy: "Okay, Entropy, knowing that this tree is serious about having you face a challnage, it is likely that you'll be kept from using magic to be reunited with the others easily. DUH!! So, I may as well make the most of it and-"
  • ???: "Hello, Entropy...."
  • Entropy quickly got nervious and slowly looked to see Wicked Heart, but she was back in her full power form....
  • Wicked Heart: "I wanna play with my dear old supposed adopted dad?!"
  • Entropy: "..... Heart, I know you were dealt with a pretty s****y hand, but, I want to make that up to you. Please, let me help you make everything better, I can-"
  • Wicked Heart: "YOU ARE A MILLENDA OF TEARS TOO LATE, ENTROPY?! (Fires a beam at him as Entropy dodged comedicly)...."
  • Entropy: "..... Welp. This is gonna take a while. (Entropy started to dodge cartoonishly from Wicked Hearts attacks as he was forced to run)!"

Koningin's location.

  • Koningin was seen running up the canyon face like she was running on normal ground as she actrobaticly jumped up and landed back onto the top of the canyon face....
  • Koningin: "...... With my hunting skills, I can be able to track down the others by their scent and reunite with them no time. I can smell Yakhalla's musk, Spiracle's Insectiod Oder, Entropy's..... Strangely strawberry scent, the smell of tombs on Spoonful, Buzzord's after-stench of MANY failed creations, Electross' smell of metal, and Barktrot's smell of trees. I can find them in no time flat."
  • (Astral Twilight): Don't be so sure. These caves used to be a Changeling nesting cave. Expect the likes of wyrms and other subterranean terrors.
  • Koningin: Ah, no problem. I've trained to fight hostile creatures my whole life. I'll adapt to such annoyences.
  • (Astral Twilight): Although, it is not them to you need to worry about. (Tremors were heard as the same subtle song from the end of the last episode was sung)
  • Koningin:... Aw, Gaia!

Barktrot's Location

  • Barktrot:... Yeech. (Hesitated around the tarpits)... Tar. As if the tainted Tartarus Water from Black Bubble Swamp could ever have a contender in foulness.
  • (Astral Twilight): Not tar. You are in the one place that you have been seeking to cure for me. (A very blackened ill root was seen oozing the black 'tar')... When the Mean Six were trying to steal the Elements of Harmony, they kicked black nature magic of your origin into me. I had to redirect the contaminants here, in an old Changeling garden. It died quickly when it shriveled up during the second famine. Now it's the most magically poisonous area of my caves. It's also where I dispose of any corrupt magic that is inflicted upon me which turns into what is my equivalent of bile. (Black goop slowly molded into a more frightening version of melty Noon Apostate, of which Barktrot quickly fearfully zapped down in a panic)
  • Barktrot: UNHOLY UNION OF AERICOLOUS AND HYPOGEAN!!!!... Well, in one hand, it explains why you had never caused a destructive rampage like what happened with your doppleganger in Team Nefarious' Space Station.... But all the same though, I never thought it would turn out this disgusting.... Nor intimidating enough to cause THIS!
  • (Astral Twilight): The sap here has multiple minds of it's own. You must touch it in order to begin your test. Your knowledge of black nature magic will be enough to potentially cure this affliction.
  • Barktrot:... Oh, gods, it just HAD to be me.... (Shivers) This is going to be disgusting.... (She dips her hoof into the goo as it reacted with many graphic melty figures as the root cracked open in slimy chunks to reveal herself as Barkrot, but made of the black goo)...
  • Barkrot:... Did you miss me?
  • Barktrot:... (Sighs), And here I thought Nightmare Night was done and over with.

Spoonful's Location

  • Spoonful:... Tree, why does this place look like a museum? Can you really rearrange the caverns like this?
  • (Astral Twilight): Well if my roots were strong enough, yes. This used to be a Changeling armory turned into one for Sea Changelings whenever it flooded. And as you can see from the columnar basalt, we're in vicinity of Mount Aris and Basalt Beaches. (Six of the columns rose to show the six relics)...
  • Spoonful:... The relics.
  • ???: I see you came to admire MY relics. (A shoebill arrived from the shadows).... Thanks for holding them over for me, by the by.
  • Spoonful:... YOU!!!... Professor Shoehorn Kick Shoelander. What're you doing here?!
  • Shoelander: Do you not reckitnised that this is MY museum? It should be more like I should ask YOU what YOU'RE doing here... That being said, I still have to give due thnaks for what you had discover for me. I mean it, these are some REALLY nice relics. The Talisman of Mirage, a scepter that enhances with the magic of love? The Amulet of Aurora, a trinket that controls tides? The Crown of Grover, a crown that awakens inner fame and fortune? Knuckerbocker's Shell, a dragon's army in a horn? The Helm of Yksler, a helmet that grants immeasurable magic and strength? And Clover the Clever's Robe, which is actually a very powerful cloak of magic? These will be worth a fortune, man! Any high bidder would just LOVE these trinkits! Whether it'll be for a private collection or an ambitious goal of power.... Who am I to judge? All I care is that these things, are going to make me RICH!
  • Spoonful: Touch them, and I'll break your wings!!
  • Shoelander: Oh, feisty. Are you really confident that I can't get these artifacts? I dare you, Spoony. (Makes a plane gesture)
  • Spoonful: DON'T CALL ME THAT, SHOELANDER?! (He pounced on him and beat him up) YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU BIG LONG-LEGGED CHICKEN!!!!!
  • Shoelander: "Oh NOW who's being the one giving out insults? (The two started to fight eachother)"

Buzzord's Location

  • Buzzord:... Yeesh, this place smells worse than Verko's thugs' underarm fungus.
  • Thug #1: (Pops out with others) HEY, I ONLY AGREE WITH 2/3s OF THAT STATEMENT!!! (Lifts his stinky armpits with a foghorn sound) FOR NO SMELL CAN TOP MY FUNGUS!!!!
  • Buzzord: BRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK!!! (Runs into a rocky ditch)...
  • (Astral Twilight): This is what used to be Changeling slums. It's where I test the mentally numb. (It went something like this)
Final Space The Lazarus Trap

Final Space The Lazarus Trap

  • Buzzord: Well hey, it's not that frightening. I was expecting, like, a lake of lava or something- (That occurred as he flapped pathetically to high ground)
  • (Astral Twilight): You must listen. Here, anything you think of becomes reality. Even your minor and major fears. The challenge is to make it to the highest ground before your own mind gets you. But you can't use it like a lucid dream, so no cheating your way there.
  • Buzzord: Then I'll start by thinking positive. Liiiiiiike, OOH, seed cookies!! (That appeared as the cookie was talking and friendly)
  • Cookie: He-Hey, eat me! I'm delicious, I'm a cookie!
  • Buzzord: (As Astral Twilight looked unamused) Aw come on, it's not like I'm imagining murderous killer confections.
  • Cookie: (Turns evil) I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
  • Buzzord screams, then tosses them away!
  • Buzzord: "..... Okay fine, Tree, I'll take this abit more seriously. What's your game? Are you intending this as an obstacle course, or to face something like, that freaky-"
  • ???: "Professor Buzzord, it is SUCH an honor to meet you at long last."
  • Buzzord: "..... No..... ME AND MY BIG MIND!!! (Looks to see A beautiful Abyssinian Great Blue Heron Bird wearing a hat probe like Hatty but female). No no no!"
  • Abyssinian Great Blue Heron Bird: "Allow me to introduse myself, I am Euri Kaki, your number 1.... Well, tecnecally, only fan. I was able to perfectly see what you were going for with your many creations, but, alot of flaws always seem to undermine them. So, I often fix up your intentions and made them better."
  • Buzzord: "BUT THEN PEOPLE ENDED UP LIKING YOUR TWEAKS BETTER THEN THE BASIC DESIGN?!"
  • Euri: "If it helps, I made sure you were credited, Professor Buzzord."
  • Buzzord: "BUT PEOPLE STILL APPRESIATE YOU BETTER THEN THEY DO ME?! In fact, for my "fan", you acted like a thief, and on top of that, YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HOW KLUDGETOWN WANTED TO KICK ME OUT?!"
  • Euri: "Well, I'm sorry about that, but how can I? I was, pretty much in the minority."
  • Buzzord: "Oh sure, use the "I was in a very frindge minority" excuse! Bah! I'm leaving! (Walks off)."
  • Euri: "Buzzord, please! I want to make this work! (Got up to him and noticed that Hatty was disabled)..... What happened to Hatty?"
  • Buzzord: "Oh like you're not smart enough to see what a EMP'ed Hat drone looks like. Otherwise I could've had Hatty fly off ahead and scout for the others ages ago by now, never mind being able to make an escape tunnel before hand."
  • Euri: "Well, (Grabs it) I can help get him back to working order."
  • Buzzord: "Oh don't you dare?! (Euri was already running off to fix Hatty) HEY?! IF ANYONE'S GONNA FIX HATTY, IT'S ME?! BESIDES, DIDN'T YOU ALREADY MADE A RIP-OFF VARIENT IN THAT BONNET OF YOURS YOU NAMED "BONNIE"?! OH, REAL ORIGINAL, BY THE WAY?!"
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NC Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Deadpool Did this.

  • Buzzord: "COME BACK HERE THIS MINUTE, MISSY?! (This music played as Buzzord and Euri began to comedically chase eachother)."
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

Electross' Location

  • Electross was seen walking cautiously here.
  • Electross: ".... Okay, did I ended up getting teleported back into the Badlands, or something?"
  • (Astral Twilight): Actually this used to be a Changeling magic lab. These are where they accidentally discovered the ability to shapeshift. But they're often plagued with geysers of magic sludge. (That occurred as glittering blue Changeling goop jet out)
  • Electross:... This is only a suggestion, but you think this stuff could be useful?
  • (Astral Twilight): No. This goo is excessive in magic. It effects like radiation. And not the good kind that comics say either...... For the most part. Not very safe. Besides, there's something else you should worry about.
  • Electross: Like what?
  • ???: ME!!! (Toron plowed his way in)...
  • Electross: TORON!!! I THOUGHT THE CRAGMITES EXECUTED YOU!!!
  • Toron: I escaped, and found myself some new power from your race.
  • Electross: And you succeeded this, how exactly?
  • Toron: I...... Huh.... How DID I do that? Look, it doesn't matter anyway. You're mine now! (He charged at him but ended up falling into a magic goop pit)...
  • Electross:... Whew! I am strangely having way better luck from these fiascos then I usually do when Toron is involved- (Toron came out a giant monster enhanced by the goop) AW COME ON!!!!
  • Toron: PEEKABOO, I'LL KILL YOOOOUU!!! (Electross ran away) OH, SO IT'S TAG WE'RE PLAYING NOW?! (Charges after him!)

Yakhalla's location.

  • Yakhalla was still running!
  • Yakotaur Shadow: "No matter where you run and hide, I will NEVER be far behind!"
  • Yakhalla: CONSIDERING YOU'RE PART OF ME AS BASICLY MY SHADOW HAVING GONE MAD AND DONNED YOUR IMAGE, OBVIOUSLY!!!
  • Yakotaur Shadow: "Why deny this part of you, Yakhalla? You embraced me to begin with because OUR parents only valued you as a meal ticket to absolute power over ponies!"
  • Yakhalla: Well I rejected you for the same reason I'm here. You're a monster. A sociopathic brute. And that's not me at all.
  • Yakotaur Shadow: "Oh sure, call ME the seed of evil, but what does that make you when I came to be because of what you did? Would that make you, "The Soil of Evil"?"
  • Yakhalla: IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!!! YOU'RE NO LONGER GOING TO RUIN ME!!!
  • Yakotaur Shadow: That's what you think. (The shadow began consuming him and changed him into the Yakotaur)
  • Yakotaur:... No! NOOOOO!!!! (He fails to turn himself back) NONONONONO, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE YAKOTAUR ANYMORE!!! TREE, LET ME CHANGE BACK, PLEASE!!!
  • (Yakotaur): It's too late. We are one once more. You are on your own.... With yourself. (Cackles)
  • Yakotaur:... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Spiracle's Location

  • Labrum: YOU'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING!!!!
  • Spiracle: YOU'VE CHANGED, OR AT LEAST THE REAL LABRUM CHANGED, ERGO, YOU'RE NOT REAL!!! GET OFF!!! (Sees a blue feather from a familiar griffin and uses it to tickle Labrum, push him off, and shapeshift into a seapony and escape)
  • Labrum: YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING COWERDLY COLOR!!! (Shapeshifts into a kraken and follows him)
  • Rhabdom sees this chase unfold.
  • Rhabdom: "..... (Sighs), Ya think an isolated anichent cave that tries to psycoanalise ya would be private. But nope, I keep getting bothered by hippogriffs, seaponies, and now older land changelings! I think I may need to consider new real estate..... I wonder if the oldster would have any ideas. (Sees Spiracle struggle with Labrum)..... I feel like I should help, but at the same time, I feel like that would undermine whatever reason he's here for. I really need to ponder this."
  • (Astral Twilight): This is his trial anyway. You have yours, and he has his.
  • Rhabdom: "Figures you would bring that up..... Also, what up with the new voice, I thought you usually sound like my mom!"
  • Spiracle: "(Holding off Labrum, now as a giant shark) That may be because I'm here, miss!"
  • (Astral Twilight): I can take any form. I mainly choose to take the form of those whom you'd listen to the most. For you? You'll listen more to your mother, but for those in the School of Friendship, I take the form of Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship.
  • Rhabdom: You know, with names like that, it's impossible to not think about an unprideful but nostalgic children's show.
  • Spiracle: IF YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HELP, THEN CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?! (Keeps Labrum's Shark Jaws from closing)
  • Labrum: (Shapeshifts into a dorado and Spiracle did the same as they duel with their noses)
  • Rhabdom: Ooh. This is actually getting interesting now.

Entropy's location.

  • Entropy was running from a constintly firing Wicked Heart!
  • Entropy: "I heard of having kid and daughter problems, but this is rediculious!"
  • Wicked: YOU TURNED ON ME!!! YOU WERE THE FATHER I SHOULD'VE HAD!!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY ACTUAL DAD!!!
  • Entropy: OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FAR!!! YOUR FATHER WAS WAY WORSE!!! At least I treated you like an actual person! I'm pretty much the dad you SHOULD'VE had instead of the deadbeat you winded up with!
  • Wicked: WELL THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ABANDONED ME!!
  • Entropy: You were doing terrible things!! I had to stop you. What happened to the both of us was bad, but how does everything you did make you any better than your father or the ponies of Crucifix? Pretty sure you succeeded the oppisite, actselly.
  • Wicked: Given I can't trust you anymore, I can't trust you to understand.
  • Entropy: Well unfortunately sweetie, you can't even understand yourself. You're consumed by chaos. You opened Pandora's Box and caused the Chaos War. You're the reason the Alicorn Gods are gone. By opening a creation of the Alicorn of Chaos himself, you were made a monster in his name. (Wicked Heart growled)..... Okay, mental note for a future date, calling you a monster is perhaps the WORSE thing to say- (Wicked fired another attack as Entropy dodged as he yelped)..... Okay, ENSURINGLY the worse thing to say to Wicked! Heart, sweetie, when I said that, I didn't meant to insult you, I meant to point out that you lost sight of yourself. Choas magic has morpthed you into something beyond what I was intending.
  • Wicked: "AT LEAST I'M STILL A PONY?! YOU'RE NOT EVEN RECKITNISEABLE TO THE ANIMAL KINGDOM ANYMORE?!"
  • Entropy: "Pony ONLY in appearence, I'm afraid. Your ironicly more Draconequus then me, and I have the physical shape!"
  • Wicked: "And you only have yourself to blame for that?! (Charges up a serious attack!)"
  • Entropy: I'm just saying I didn't mean 'monster' as an insult. I still don't see you as that. You're only one of what's dubbed 'Beasts of Alicorns'. Unlike monsters made by the Alicorn Gods, they're innocent victims like you made into what can accurately but hurtfully described as 'monsters'. They're mortals changed to live the will of the God that changed them. Gods like Prince Woeus, Lord Order, Lord Chaos, and many others, they've made people into monsters in their name. It's unthinkable the idea of a poor soul like you turning into something else as an act of gods. You're not a monster. You're just different.
  • Wicked: WELL I WAS FOLLOWING YOUR RESEARCH!!!! I OPENED THE BOX BECAUSE I WANTED ANSWERS FROM LORD CHAOS HIMSELF!!!
  • Entropy: That's what happens when you tamper with chaos magic. It does unintended things. I learned that the hard way all those years ago. (This music played as the setting changed)
Hellsing Ultimate Ost - Monster of God (Quality Extended)

Hellsing Ultimate Ost - Monster of God (Quality Extended)

  • Entropy: The day of my execution. As I lay there, betrayed by the God I thought on my side, and instead made a Draconequus in his name, I swore that I wouldn't let chaos magic allow another Beast of Chaos to keep existing in this world, no matter how long it took. Then Pandora's Box was opened. I fought fire with fire. I spent unknown time curing Beasts of Chaos with chaos itself, turning them back. The one that I figured would be my best and worst challenge was you. (The setting faded back but the music remained)... That is why I'm down here. With little Beasts of Chaos left, with the race I became, started to get biased for reasons you and I both already know, it saddens me that such creations are misunderstood since it corrupted people like Mayhem and Discord.
  • Wicked: ".... If you wanted to fix this, (Charges up the attack more) THEN WHAT FUCKING TOOK YOU SO LONG?!"
  • Entropy: "Hey, it wasn't like you made it easy for me to find you! You pretty much disappeared after you became, that. Even with the Draconequui's ability of automatic knowledge of all things' location, it could only be so relieable for so long because you did will to keep yourself incognito! Even today when virtually every monster and creation of choas has been effectively cleaned up and made as if they never existed, you were pretty much the only thing I wasn't able to find.... But I didn't gave up..... I kept home that I would find you and settle this needless dispute between us."
  • Wicked: "(Charge gets more intense) THEN WHY DID YOU ACCEPTED MISCHIEF'S OFFER TO JOIN AN AMUSEMENT PARK?!"
  • Entropy: "That doesn't count as giving up. In fact, the oppisite. I actselly figured you would come after Mischief and his brothers for being shy of what they used to be. I only stopped going after you because I needed to get that park up and running. I admit that I did got too into it and almost completely forgotten you, but the moment Strife acted more Prickish then usual and that the ethics of the park were more loose then expected from a Draconequui Them Park, and trust me, I expected them to be VERY loose, well..... That's how I knew you weren't far behind. If it makes you feel better, I didn't liked turning on you like that, but when I did, it wasn't to the Heart I cared for.... It was more like she was trapped in a corrupted prison made of excess choas magic and more then ANY pony should ever take. I was only trying to see you get cured. And I only half succeeded when you just ended up made less stronger then you appear now. In fact, I spefificly rememebr that you lost that form. Care to enlighten me how you got that back so I would make sure no body else would use that method, and/or letting you use that to maintain that form or even get stronger?"
  • Wicked:...... No matter what, you're a hundred millennia too late. The Wicked you know, is dead. I'm all that'll ever be left of her.
  • Entropy: Oh, we'll see when I confront the REAL you! One day, we'll see if that's true. (Wicked got angry and faded away)..... (Sighs), At least this illusion gave me some tips on what to do and say and what NOT to. And even if I did realised she wasn't there..... It was good to see her reguardless, and, I feel stronger in knowing that, I can fix her..... Thanks, Tree..... Now, can you direct me to the others since I got through that quicker then expected?
  • (Astral Twilight): You can do that on your own. I'm disabling the limits to your power.... (Turns into a familiar young gray filly)
  • Young Wicked: Be better than me... Daddy. (Entropy nods in agreement and snaps himself away)

Buzzord's Location

  • Buzzord: (Corners Euri)... You've got nowhere to run. Sad that those killer cookies aren't around to help- DAMMIT!!!! (Killer cookies attacked and chased him) WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT?!? AAAAHHHGH!!!! (He was being attacked) WHY CAN'T I DETHINK THE COOKIES?! COME ON, BUZZORD, YOU'RE A VERY CREATIVE INVENTOR!!! DON'T THINK THEM HAVING LASER EYES- (They fired lasers from their eyes) AGAIN, WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT?!? STOP POWERING THEM UP!!! THINK OF NOTHING, THINK OF NOTHING, THINK OF NOTHING AND JUST GET AWAY FROM THE LASER-SHOOTING DEATH COOKIES, OH MY GODS, THAT COULDN'T SOUND ANY COOLER!!!- (He fell off a ledge and hung over a pit of lava)
  • Cookie #1: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR EYES OUT!!
  • Cookie #2: AND PEE IN YOUR SOCKETS!! (They bit his hands)
  • Cookie #1: YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO LEAVE OR BE A GOOD INVENTOR LIKE EURI!!!
  • Buzzord: UGH, I WISH I COULD FLY LIKE A REAL ALICORN-DAMN BIRD!!!
  • The Cookies kicked him off the ledge was Buzzord screams until he got saved by a giant Baseball mit....
  • Buzzord: "..... Oh, Hey Entropy."
  • Entropy: "Buzzord. (Saw the Killer Cookies)....... That's your challnage? Psycotic baked goods?"
  • Buzzord: "No, that was just from me thinking imoppertune things, my real challnage was Euri Kaki, the lady who has Hatty. (Euri was seen repairing Hatty)."
  • Entropy: "..... Well actselly so far all it seems like to me is that she's fixing Hatty up."
  • Buzzord: "I-..... Wait, FIXING Hatty? Are you sure it's that and not her trying to make him better without my imput and take credit for it?"
  • Entropy: "Well depends, genius. What did she say to you?"
  • Buzzord: "Stuff like that she was my biggest and/or only fan and- (Realises something)........... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That, would explain why she always rebuilds my broken exspeariments and revives them."
  • Entropy: "Yeah, that's pretty much the Tree trying to have you have a better understanding of reality and not to be close-minded."
  • Buzzord: "..... I know how to complete this challnage now, thanks to some help that, I am not afraid to admit that I will have to learn to get now..... But first we need to get passed those killer cookies!"
  • (Astral Twilight): Unfortunately, the rest is meant to be done by you and you alone. (Buzzord was teleported to where he left off as he dodged the killer cookies)
  • Cookie #3: I'M GONNA KILL YOOOOOU!!!!
  • Buzzord: ".... Okay, that tears it?! (Brings out a device) Who'd've thought I would have the perfect test subjects for my new and patenting Cookie Cruncher! I meant this to break Fortune Cookies, but you'll do!"
  • Cookie 4: "...... Is it not too late to say, sorry?"
  • Buzzord: "Well, considering that fact you tried to murder me earlier before..... YES, APOLOGIES CAME TOO LATE?!"
  • The Cookies scream as they run, but Buzzord charged and used his device to crumble up the cookies!
  • Buzzord: "TAKE THAT, YOU SEEDED GOODNESS GONE BAD?! I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN COOKIE MONSTER INSTEAD?!"
  • Buzzord redused the last cookies into nothing as Buzzord stood victorious....
  • Buzzord: "(Breaths in and out)...... WHEW!..... That, oughta teach you bunch some mannors."
  • Euri came back to him.
  • Euri: "Buzzord, I know you didn't wanted me to, but, I fixed up Hatty good as new. (Hatty beeped happly and hugged Buzzord)...... I, understand I'm not the kind of person you want to see, so-"
  • Buzzord: "Actselly, Euri...... I actselly greatly appreiated this. I actselly no longer mind what you did to my many, many, other exspeariments, and, I wouldn't protest to working with you again someday. Also, I just realised that as far as female herons go, you have quite an impressive genetic build."
  • Euri: "Really?"
  • Buzzord: "I know, it sounds too hard to undertand, it's meant for me to say that your breauti- (Euri hugged him)."
  • Euri: "I actselly understood you perfectly, you nutty professor."
  • Buzzord: "(Buzzord was touch to feel real phrase this time and returns the hug)....."
  • Entropy: Well that was wrapped up in a bow.
  • (Astral Twilight): I'd say so. Buzzord? The high ledge leads to a place where you can reunite with the others.
  • Entropy: I can teleport.
  • (Astral Twilight): Well it was in case you didn't show up. Let's let him have the- (They already teleported there)...... Oh well. They made it there anyway.

Spoonful's Location

  • Shoelander: (Spoonful was tied up to a columnar basalt) Well, Spoonful, I must thank you. Your interventions for this overtly ambitous yet very childishly named education center has helped me make riches... As what your interventions had always done for me.
  • Spoonful: GRRRGH!!! WHY?! WHY ARE YOU SELLING POWERFUL RELICS OFF TO DOOM EQUESTRIA JUST TO BE RICH?! HOW DOES IT NOT BOTHER YOU WHAT HARM THAT DOES?!?
  • Shoelander: Well, Verko makes a living selling magic relics all over the world. And these six are enough to settle the massive debt for him. And I can make a prettier penny as well. It's a win-win.
  • Spoonful: Not for Equestria! I want to know what got you to not give a s*** about the well-being of Equestria through this!!
  • Shoelander: You wanna know? Well, I'll tell you. I was sent to Klugetown by my father. I was sold to forced labor, or slavery if we must be so blunt, by my own kin, to some dumb naked mole rat crime lord. You have any clue what it's like growing up in Klugetown? I mean, sure you live there, but you were lucky to have grown up in Aybissia as suppose to that mess of a town directly! They charge you for literally everything there. If you can't pay with bits, you gotta pay with labor and slavery. And being in debt to Verko because of my irresponsible father? I spent every waking hour weaving clothes that are so thin they get torn in an hour, counting and controlling his budget, smashing rocks for countless escape tunnels, even having to do the most cruel things to people. I was always at my wit's end and night's backing call in slave labor!! I've been so busy that I learned how to do all that crap in my sleep!!! That kind of intelligence shouldn't have been wasted on simple labor. So if I couldn't be the archaeologist I wanted to be, I'd be one for Verko!! I have no care for the world because of my father. I don't give a crap whom I'm selling the f*****g Holy Grail to. It's all I know. I don't know where else to go because I was abandoned and mentally ruined. So, this is how I roll.
  • Spoonful: "...... I..... I never knew that about you, I-..... Hold on a minute, Shoelander, you never want to explain your issues to anyone! That isn't like you to explain yourself, unless...... Is all this just the cave testing me? Are you even actually there, Shoelander?"
  • Shoelander: ".... Spoon, have you lose your marbles?"
  • Spoonful: "..... I get it now. You're not actselly here, and neither are the relics! It is all a test of the tree of harmony! And I shall pass this! Shoelander, it's about time you turn your life around and see a path to new change! Do not let yourself be held up by the sins of the father and make a better man of yourself."
  • Shoelander: "Spoon, I-"
  • Spoonful: "You say you distaste what your father did, and yet you let yourself go down this sad path of crime? How are you honestly any better then him and Verko if you live like this?!"
  • Shoelander: "I...... I....... (Falls on his knees and started to cry)..... WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG?!"
  • Shoelander cries as he, the relics and the rope fades away......
  • Spoonful got up.....
  • Spoonful: "..... Well, at least I'll know what to say to the REAL Shoelander. Though it's hard to say. Results may vary after all. Now, to find the others. Now, if I remember my barrings from the last time I was here, there should be another set of tunnels I should follow and-"
  • Entropy: (Teleports in) I'm taking Spoonful, bye! (Teleports away with him)

Electross' location.

  • Electross was hiding from the mutanted Toron.
  • Electross: ("Oh what I wouldn't give to have Bradly here now. He would've made short work of Toron.")
  • Toron: I CAN HEAR YOU, AND THAT HORNET JEDI WOULDN'T DO S***! I'M MADE OF SYNTHETIC-
  • Electross: AW, COME ON, THAT WAS MY INNER THOUGHTS!!! THERE WAS NO WAY YOU CAN HEAR THAT?! DID YOU GET TELEPATHY TOO?! THERE'S NO WAY!!!
  • Toron:..... Yer right. I didn't. I only said that to PSYCH YOUR ALIEN ASS OUT?! Thanks for pinpointing where yer ass is hiding!
  • Electross realised his mistake....
  • Eelectross: ".... Awww, son of a normorzonian- (Torn plows into him and his hiding place as he screamed until getting rammed into a wall)...... OWW!"
  • Toron: "HA-HA?! YA GOT PWNED?! I wished I had these powers from that fateful day?! Alot of my men would've have your tec by now if I knew about the stuff sooner!"
  • Electross: "Well thank goodness that one, the fleet ship is no longer in the badlands, and two, whatever's left of your forces have been captured and had been arrested or were conbinsated of tec. You are incredably out of luck either way. You no longer have an obedient army to go back to."
  • Toron: "Well, thanks to what happened to me, an army would be redundent now! Heck, I for the most part no longer even need the Jewel of Life! When I'm done wrecking your s*** but good, I'll find my way out of this dump and wreck all of Equestria! I'll turn Equestria into the New Daemon Wastes! Then I'll go back to my homeland, usurp Chulk, and become the new king?! And you, can't, do, ANYTHING, about it?!"
  • Electross: "Actselly, I just did. I secretly tossed in a Cragmite grenaide into ya while you were monologing. Right where the chest is."
  • Toron realised this.....
  • Toron: "....... You, clever, bast- (Blows up from the top as Toron was destroyed, as the lower body fell and melted into nothing)....."
  • Electross: "...... I'm getting the distinct feeling that it wasn't really Toron. Of which the fact he failed to explain how he escaped exicution would serve as a clue that Toron was never back to begin with. Not to mention the biggest hint: TOO MUCH OP!!! So, what was, the exact underlining theme of this?"
  • (Astral Twilight): "The underlining theme is that when push comes to shove, you are capable of handling yourself. Now, you're free to still seek out assistents for your class, but you shouldn't fear facing challenges yourself when need be."
  • Electross: ".... Oh, I get it, one of those self-confidence things, huh? Well, okay. Listen, if you can direct me to the others, that'd be great-"
  • Entropy: (Teleports in) I'm taking Electross, bye! (Teleports out with him)
  • (Astral Twilight):... Well, 4 more to go.

Spiracle's Location

  • Dorado Labrum: (The two continued dueling as doradoes while Astral Twilight and Rhabdom watched)... (Silly noseless voice) It really hurts to sword fight as mythical swordfish from the Polar Lands.
  • Dorado Spiracle: (Silly noseless voice) TELL ME ABOUT IT, MY NOSE IS GETTING NUMB!!! (They kept dueling)
  • Dorado Labrum: Oh, screw this! (Turns into a leocampus and roars at Spiracle as he just turns into one as well and fought each other, shapeshifting into other sea creatures like hydruses (sea-hydras), cancers, sea monsters, sea serpents, sea dragons, dragon turtles, abaias (Giant magical electric eels), bahamuts, skolopendras, and finally stopped as krakens)......
  • Kraken Labrum: It seems we're at an impasse.
  • Kraken Spiracle: "Not to mention that we basicly used every mythical sea creature in the book. It'll end up getting repetitive after awhile."
  • Kraken Labrum: You mean every mythical sea creature we know about. This isn't even scraping the bottom of the barrel of what the ocean holds!
  • Kraken Spiracle: Even so, we aren't going anywhere fighting.
  • Kraken Labrum: "That doesn't seem to stop HIM from conguring our home!"
  • Kraken Spiracle: "You misunderstand what I mean! I mean, this fighting WE'RE doing is going nowhere?! We're evenly matched!"
  • Kraken Labrum: "Then either give up or end this now!!"
  • Kraken Spiracle: Why don't you? You're not real anyway.
  • Labrum: "(Angerly growls as he turned to normal-ish as a Sea Chanegy) THAT IS ALWAYS TYPICAL OF YOU COLORS?! YOU'RE QUICK TO DENOUNCE US EVEN WHEN WE ONLY WANT TO AVENGE OUR KIND?! EVEN IF WE WERE YOUR SIBLINGS?! (Turns his back on Spiracle and pouts)."
  • Spiracle realised he went too far with that "You're not Real" crack.....
  • Spiracle: (Turns into a sea changeling) Brother? That's not what I meant.
  • Labrum: "Well I'm pretty sure you meant to say I shouldn't exist when you said "You're not real anyway". YOU'RE ASHAMED OF ME?!"
  • Spiracle: I meant it as you're just a manifestation of my brother brought up to relieve the insecurities about my brother. The real Labrum has changed.
  • Labrum: "..... I'm sorry, what?"
  • Spiracle:... Tree, please tell me this manifestation knows it's actually a manifestation. Otherwise it makes them a pitiful mess.
  • Astral Twilight: "My apologies, I kinda meant for this manifestations to be interacted with like you would for the real thing. And that, you weren't suppose to realise he was one to begin with."
  • Spiracle: ".... Oh, my apologies, it's just, I kinda already fought my brother awhile back, and in thanks to a student, he was reformed, and, he doesn't look like this anymore. That's, kinda how I know this isn't the real him."
  • Labrum: ".... Bah bah, bah bah bah, BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Astral Twilight: "Well, he's here for the purpose of giving you the chance to reform him when he only did so on a tecnecally because of being effected by the Mirage Staff."
  • Spiracle: "... Oh, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, now I realised, okay, I totally doofed, can, can we get a redo? (Labrum suddenly poofed and is replaced by a new Labrum)"
  • Labrum 2: "REVENGE IS MINE, BROTHER?!"
  • Spiracle:... Hypogean's Holy Boulders, I had to say it...
  • Rhabdom: Oy! This is going to take a while....

Yakhalla's Location

  • Yakotaur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Astral Twilight: Can you please give it a rest? You've been shouting 'NO' for 5 minutes.
  • Yakotaur: "I CAN'T HELP IT?! I'M BACK TO BEING A MONSTER AGAIN?! MY WORSE FEAR REALISED?! NOW IT'LL ONLY BE UNTIL THE MAIN 7 SEVEN ARRIVE AND SEND ME BACK TO TARTARUS?! I WORKED SO HARD TO BE FREE FROM THIS?! AND NOW, IT'S BACK?!"
  • Astral Twilight: "Calm down, Yakhalla. This is by far the most impourent test you have. You had said that you worked hard to not be this way anymore. Do not let fear of relapse rule you. Prove that hard work by freeing yourself. Remember how Pang Bing helped you. You owe it to her to finally free yourself of this fear."
  • Yakotaur: "I..... I'm not sure I can...."
  • Astral Twilight: Just remember, do it for Pang Bing.
  • Yakotaur: "...... (Breaths in)..... (Breaths out)..... Okay..... I'm gonna need to cosintrait here...."

French Narrator: 6 Seconds Later...

  • Yakotaur: (Rams and destroys crazily) GET OUT OF MY BODY, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MY HEAD!!!!
  • Astral Twilight:... (Sighs) Now you're just embarrassing us both. Alright, let's make this easy. (Turns the setting into Yakyakastan)
  • Yakotaur:... Wait...... I... I'm home....
  • ???: "Well, well, well. If it isn't our "Baby Boy"."
  • The Yakotaur gasped, as a heavily armored female yak was seen with an overlord-looking magic capable minotaur.....
  • Minotaur: ".... (DBZA Abridged Cooler-like tone) How delightful, he comes back still looking like something the alicorn Woeus would cough up."
  • Female Yak: "(Sofisicated voice) Oh hum. Not only he fails in being how Yaks and Minotaurs would run domain over ponies, but now he fails to be a failure. I really feel like this union wasn't worth it."
  • Minotaur: "Oh don't act like you didn't enjoyed it, woman!"
  • Yakotaur: "..... Mother..... Father...... You're..... You're still alive..... It..... It can't be...... You should be broken beyond belief to the point of insanity from Woeus' dimention, or turned into realm spirits by this point at the least!"
  • Yakotaur's father: "Well goes to show how much you underestimated the two very reasons behind your existence."
  • Yakotaur's mother: "Not only have you failed to be the son we WANTED you to be, but now, I COME BACK TO A TIME WHERE YAKS HAVE BECOME STUPID BROKEN ENGLISH SPEAKING SAVAGES?! Yaks used to be a race PROUDER then that?! And worse off, it's being done out of remorse?! When I retake Yakyakastan from that idiot Rutherford, the first thing I'll do is form a re-education program!"
  • Yakotaur's father: "And while she's at that, I'll go back to Minotauria and restore minotaur magic. But when we're both done, we're going to make you the son we WANTED you to become yet. I am going to control both your real rebelious personality and that silly spirit you embraced so you become the conguror WE wanted!"
  • Yakotaur: "..... THE BLOODY F***, TREE, YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE THIS EASY?!"
  • Astral Twilight: Remember where Yakotaur came from. He was born because your parents wanted you to be a weapon. It's your job to correct that.
  • Yakotaur: You do realize that my parents might not be alive today, or at the least, not as THIS?! (Points to the confused parents) What good will this do?
  • Yakotaur's Father: "I..... Can't help but feel we're both missing some context here."
  • Astral Twilight: Oh, these are more than just manifestations. See, I have powers you didn't even know I had. My roots do much more. They can read the life force of the deceased regardless if it's not there. I do have psychometric and precognitive powers. Do you even know which ground you're under?
  • Yakotaur: (Checks out the earth around him)... Igneous rock... Quartz, the most common gems of Minotauria... Minotaurian obelisks, monuments, temples?!... We're under Minotauria?!?
  • Astral Twilight: Yes. Specifically the caves beneath your father's side of the family burial grounds. And yes, I know you sent both parents were banished into Woeus' realm, but trust me, they made a tomb for him reguardless. These manifestations are reflecting your insecurities as Yakotaur. This trial will not only test your ability to relieve yourself of your insecurities, but help them find the peace they never found.
  • Yakotaur: ".... Okay, but what is my yak mother doing here, wouldn't the yaks keep her in a yak tomb or something?"
  • Astral Twilight: "They made one for her too since she legally married a Minotaur."
  • Yakotaur: ".... Okay, that makes some sense."
  • Yakotaur's father: "Okay seriously Yakhalla, what is WITH you?! Are you suddenly getting crazy now?!"
  • Yakotaur: "..... Uh, ignor that, that was stress."
  • Yakotaur's mother: "Ughhhh, where did we go WRONG with you?! You were gonna be the greatest atthivement of Yak and Minotaur alike! We would've been able to finally put those ponies in their place!"
  • Yakotaur:... Can you two tell me why you care so much about this? Why use me for this campaign against ponies?
  • Yakotaur's Parents: "BECAUSE PONIES ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE LEFT ON THEIR OWN?!"
  • Yakotaur's Father: "Because of being able to have unfethered access to weather, magic and even a key aspect of the bloodly solar system, if not for their weird friendship religion they would've LONG congured the entire planet?! But at the same time, they're also paradoxingly the most easiest race to overthrow BECAUSE of that religen?! If anyone worse than us takes over the ponies, THEY WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE with even the power to control the DAMN SUN?! The entire point of all this was to claim ownership of the ponies SO NO ONE ELSE DESIREABLE CAN?!"
  • Yakotaur: "..... WELL HOW IS ENSLAVING PONYKIND ANY BETTER THEN ANY OTHER UNDESIREABLE?!"
  • Yakotaur's mother: "When WE would've done it, we could've regulated their power and only let them use it in ways we would've seen fit. Any other species would just control them for the sake of control!"
  • Yakotaur's father: "We would've kept the most powerful in the most secure part of our seperate lands and under the stewerdship of prodominate elites while the average will simply be given overseers."
  • Yakotaur: "(Was given revelations)..... I never realised that's what you actselly wanted from all this. But be this as they are, conguring them even to prevent less desireables to do so is still conguring them. It's still an act of usurping ponies of their own right of goverment. I mean, mother, father, be honest with yourselves. With ponies as powerful as you say, do you seriously believe they would take Minotaur and Yak rulership kindly, espeically after it was placed there by force?"
  • Both Parents look at each other.....
  • Yakotaur's father: ".... Well, ponies, are usually passive in nature, so-"
  • Yakotaur: So there you go. Ponies are more than capable of using their power responsibly, and they've stood tall for eons defending themselves from every threat out there. If things in the past couldn't get them, nothing will. The ponies are fine without us. Taking their land won't make them go on board with your relevant arguments. They show respect for any race out there, including ours.... So, I did the right thing. I didn't want to impose our views. I wanted to share them. And that's what I'm doing.... I... Hope you understand.
  • Yakotaur's father: "..... Son..... Though your still a far cry from being our intended weapon....... You turned out better then beyond what we had meant for you."
  • Yakotaur's mother: "I can't believe I never realised how bull-headed we are. Son, we're sorry. If only we had a chance to be proper parents to you."
  • Yakotaur: "..... Your apology will survice. (Hugs the duo, as the Yakotaur form vanished as Yakhalla was back to normal, and his parents vanished.)......."
  • Yakhalla: "...... (Sighs reliefed)...... I feel like a new man. I feel so confident, like never before. I'm finally free.... After for oh so long, I'm finally-"
  • Entropy: (Teleports in) I'm taking Yakhalla, bye! (Teleports out)

Spiracle's Location

  • Spiracle: ALRIGHT!!!!.... (He was a sea serpent constricting Labrum as a shark)... Labrum... I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I couldn't help you long ago. Our viewpoint has changed. That's what happens in time. We change. Fad is one letter away from fade, and that's what governments do. They fade away. That's why it's better to change rather than remain in a traditional norm. If you can be both, good, but if you have to pick one or the other, it's wisest to choose to change, because when the world around you changes and you refuse to, there's nothing of substance to keep living. There's a good reason why Seta chose to share rather than steal. It's more efficient and less endangering than stealing. Nochangeling will side with the traditional methods anymore because that is not a very efficient method of getting resources. Eventually, there won't be anymore love and therefore our extinction when everycreature can no longer show and therefore give nothing to you but hatred and war. The best way to get love is to share it. No if, ands, or buts. All you're doing is prolonging the inevitable and supporting an outdated, self-defeating and counterintuitive cause that cannot be done anymore. So no matter what impure Changelings do, Changelings as a whole have moved on because they want to live, not survive. So, why fight it?...
  • Labrum:...... (Sighs)... You're right. Times have changed, whether I like it or not. Colors are becoming widespread... And yet they're still alive, and better than they were from the beginning... What's the point of delaying the inevitable?... So, if you can't beat them... (Turns into a pure sea changeling)... Join them.
  • Spiracle: Exactly... I'm proud of you. (The two hug as Labrum disappeared)
  • Rhabdom: FINALLY!!! I don't think I could've taken any more random craziness-
  • Entropy: (Teleports in) I'm taking Spiracle, bye! (Teleports out)
  • Rhabdom:...... What I wouldn't do for some sea-weed. (Deadpool laughs like this)
Funny Stewie Laugh

Funny Stewie Laugh

Barktrot's Location

  • Barktrot: "UGHHH?! I can't believe I'm litterally arguing with myself?!"
  • Barkrot: "You're ALSO arguing with tar that LOOKS like you. That's a double entendre of embarrising."
  • Barktrot: ".... Ughhh. The sooner I figure out how to fix this mess, the sooner I can stop looking at you!"
  • Barkrot: "Oh, but I wasn't done messing you. And then there's what occured recently."
  • Barktrot: "Can we not?!"
  • Barkrot: "Ohhh, but it's so JUICY! You treated that antelope like shit before you came here, and now you're taking pity on her like a spoiled brat who's learned her lesson!"
  • Barktrot: You leave Koningin out of this! She has her own test!
  • Barkrot: "All she wanted was her privacy. But no. You forced it out of her and redused her to tears."
  • Barktrot: "I DID IT TO PROTECT THE SCHOOL FROM A SECRET THAT COULD BACKFIRE?!"
  • Barkrot: "And by all means, good on ya for not being incompident or eccentric to the point of deludion, BIG props for getting wise on a would-be problem..... Was it worth it making her disobey her people's traditions? Is making her a disgrace to her people, a worthwhile sacrivice?"
  • Barktrot: "THE INTENTION WAS NOT TO MAKE HER A SHAME TO HER PEOPLE?! IT WAS TO GET HER TO UNDERSTAND THAT KEEPING SECRETS IS NOT PROPER FOR A SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP IN WHICH WE SHOULD ALL BE HONEST WITH EACHOTHER?! I WAS TRYING TO KEEP HER FROM BEING A BAD EXSAMPLE?! I had only aimed to prevent students from thinking that hiding your true feelings is an acceptable practice."
  • Barkrot: "Is it really just that? You're positive it's only exclusively that, and not because you're reminded on how you kept a secret about how you were secretly practicing dark wood magic to make yourself stronger behind the scenes, under the pretense that you wanted to make daddy dearest proud of you? Pity it didn't worked out though."
  • Barktrot: "YES?! IT IS EXCLUSIVELY THAT?!"
  • Astral Twilight's voice: "Please do not practice the act of double-standerds, Barktrot. I understand you enough to know that these were a shared motivation in protecting the school...."
  • Barktrot: "..... How did you know?"
  • Astral Twilight's voice: "The same way I am able to learn of Friendship Problems. I just do. By all means, you are correct that Koningin should've been honest with what she had intended, but it would've helped to make her understand why keeping a secret was bad beyond not being acceptable to the school. And you can argue that you didn't understood the full story before then, but it did not helped to accuse her of dishonest intent for even being stubbern about it. For you cannot deny that it is why you are down here."
  • Barktrot closed her eyes in regret.....
  • Barktrot: "..... I only wanted to inform her that keeping secrets was dangerious. I only wanted to understand that keeping secrets ruined my life, and I was only trying to protect her from the same miserable fate."
  • Barkrot: "..... You see? That's all I wanted to hear. (Melts away as it exposed a corruption core as smoke rose and took the form of the heads of the Mean 7 as they laughed wickedly.)"
  • Noon head: "Why don't you go back to the woods, tree-hugger?!"
  • The Mean 7 heads laughed!
  • Barktrot gotten serious....
  • Barktrot: "..... Thing is..... I have a sludge problem to deal with."
  • Bitchershy Head: "(Mockingly) Ohhhh, we're so SCARED?! NOT?!"
  • The tar formed into Qui's Mutanted Plunderweeds as they blocked off Barktrot's way to the corruption core.
  • Crabapplejack Head: "Welp, yer plum outta luck. Ya may as well git."
  • Barktrot: I have been working for a long time to correct this. I won't let you deter me.
  • Noon Head: And that's another thing. You have been working on stopping this and you didn't tell anycreature. Hypocrisy is not a good color on you, Ms. Secrets Are Dangerous.
  • Barktrot: I am aware!!! But this is my responsibility, and the Tree agrees. There comes a time when you must pick one or the other. And with Koningin, a behemoth is a more dangerious secret then tainted magic that is already kept under control by a self-aware magical tree. I reaped this mess on the Tree, and it's up to me to clean it up.
  • Crabapplejack: Good luck! (The tar shook and melty pony figures sprout out trying to drag her in and drown her)
  • Barktrot zapped the figures away as they splatter all over the place!
  • Bitchershy Head: "Oh, so it's bad when Koningin does it, but you can keep secrets ALL you want because the tree is capable to regulate us in a position where we can't do anything serious?"
  • Bully Pie Head: "Uh, actselly, when you think about it, we're kinda stuck here while that giant freak is out and about, so, by that logic, we're kinda a non-issue not worth telling."
  • Barktrot: "I couldn't've said that better myself."
  • Noon Head: "WHAT?! Bully, why did you agree with her?! (Realises something)...... What, did, you, DO, WITCH?!"
  • Barktrot: What I had to. (The tar began to purify as the evil melty clones melted away)... Now to finish this- (Distorted shrieking was heard as the core was blocked by the evil tar that was fighting the purification and taking the form of a distorted Mean Six as it got bigger)... By Gaia, that's nightmare-inducing. (The tar shrieked and tried to attack until Barktrot blasted it with nature magic as it slowly turned into earth allowing her to blast the core with the evil tar being too late to stop it as all the evil tar died and turned into earth with the core dying and the roots in the room being cured)
  • Noon Head: (As the tar died) YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO YOUR CREATIONS?! (Gurgling and eventually fading away) THIS CHANGES NOTHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-.............................
  • Barktrot:...... It is done.
  • Deadpool: (Pauses the episode) Sorry, sorry, I just gotta address something here... Has it ever occurred to Barktrot that EVERYONE keeps secrets, not just her or Koningin? That keeping secrets isn't inherently bad?
  • (MSM): Depends on the kind of secret or how they're kept.
  • Scroopfan: "Also, keep in mind that keeping a secret about her utilising dark wood magic is what ruined her to begin with."
  • Deadpool:... Eh, fair point. It's not like I don't have secrets of my own. Okay, we're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down. (Resumes the episode).
  • Barktrot saw that the area was more beautiful then it was before....
  • Barktrot: "..... (Sighs), Well, this is yet another part of my life, dealt with, and another mistake amended. Now, I must find Koningin and the others. If only Lightvine wasn't still disabled by this hex."
  • Astral Twilight: Well, I was simply saving the best for last. Koningin's test requires aid. And you should be included.
  • Barktrot: And how will I-
  • Entropy: (Teleports in) I'm taking Barktrot, bye! (Teleports out)
  • Deadpool: I'd ask what Entropy was doing with all those others, but I have a feeling we'll find out in the next chapter.

Chapter 4: Koningin and Rhabdom's Pasts Explored More/Crashing Clyde's Party

Koningin's Location.

  • Koningin was smacked into a wall, by a large beastly malgamation of afraican creatures. This, was Apocrypha.
  • Apocrypha: ".... Ohhh, poor Koni. Still as boringly easy as ever. And all that trouble to try and get a deciple, (Brings up a greatly wounded "Smolder") Only for it to go to s***. (Drops Smolder as a concerned Koningin ran up and grabbed her).... Ya know, personally, I expected better."
  • Koningin now regrets ever trying to use the Friendship School for her means of revenge against Apocrypha.....
  • Koningin: "..... Why, Apocrypha?! WHY?! SHE WAS ONLY A CHILD?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Well in all fairness, she was the niece of the mighty Eruptoron, who's basicly Magmatacus' unoffictal successor, so I figured she'd be a real fight. But like you, a disappointment through and through. And you're one to suddenly give a s*** about her well being, you were the one what was secretly training her to fight me. Ya didn't exactly gave two s***s about the Yak that almost became bug-animal chow or the dips*** that got nearly turned to stone by a dragon-chicken thing with gorgon powers. If anything, you were more ANNOYED that they don't behaive like Potamians then concerned. I mean, I heard of a cultureal gap between nations, but this is just-"
  • Koningin was heard crying over the wounded Smolder....
  • Apocrypha: "Wha, are, are you..... Are you crying? Oh are you s******g me, first you start to bore me, now this? I mean, whatever happened to the rule that you're not supposed to show emotion as of Potamia's traditions, what the f***, girl? Aren't you people supposed to be against that kind of s***? (Koningin continued crying)..... Okay, now you're just embarrising us both, and I'm glad no one else is here to see this. Welp, may as well finish ya off. (Readies to crush Koningin and "Smolder") Oh, and say hi to daddy dearest for me, Koni! Goodbye, and happy squishing! (Entropy teleports in)... WHA, WHAT THE, OKAY, WHAT GIVES?!
  • Barktrot:... Dear Koningin, this is why it was unwise to omit your past from us. You'll never defeat him or get the help you need if you deliver results with no context. Apocrypha is no different of a threat compared to other threats of Equestria.
  • Apocrypha: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU PUNY LITTLE S***?!
  • Buzzord: "Oh don't act like those over-sized mishapened elephant ears can't hear what she said!! You're just an average walk in the park for Equestria! It has so many threats to it Ponies have invented mental listings of when a threat happens! Why, they BARELY even record it in newspapers anymore!"
  • Apocrypha: "OHHHHH BOY, ARE YOU REALLY GIVING ME AN ITCH TO SQUISH?! (Tries to stomp the group, but Entropy teleports everyone to safety before they got stomped!) HUH?! BUT I.... I.... I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS?!"
  • The Group re-appeared to a safer area out of Apocrypha's reach....
  • Koningin: "..... Barktrot, what makes you so needlessly confident about how much of a danger Apocrypha is, when he did THIS to Smolder?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Don't worry, that's not the actual Smolder, that is only the tree's attempt to show you that is it not her desteny to defeat Apocrypha, nor symbolicly any other student's."
  • Koningin: "But I felt his blows! And I feel Smolder!"
  • Spiracle: "Then ask yourself this: How in the devil did a behemoth get underground without the world feeling it?"
  • Koningin: "I-........ Oh.... Oh.... Ohhhhhhhhhh.... Ohhhhhh...... I must protest the tree's rather sadistic methods to teach me a lesson?!"
  • Spoonful: "More like, manisfestations of our deepest woes. And obviously, Miss Smolder being unable to actselly live up to your desires to defeat this beast is the deepest of your woes."
  • Koningin: "...... Then I had wasted everyone's time by being here. If none of my students, not even someone as promising as Smolder, can defeat Apocrypha..... Then who can?"
  • Electross: "Well, your the one with the biggest knowledge and the biggest history with him. So, why not do it yourself?"
  • Koningin: "But I lost to him!"
  • Buzzord: "So? Nobody congures their ultamate adversary at the first go."
  • Koningin: "But Apocrypha is more then that! He is a creature with no equil! Not even to other Behemoths."
  • Barktrot: "Then explain on what makes you sure of this."
  • Koningin: ".... Believe me, my father was capable to defeat Oilphants and the biggest Dragons with relitive ease.... I saw it myself... And it occured on the same date of my birthday, just when I had asked him to see his power in action.

Flashback...

  • (Koningin): "My father was requested by the elders to hunt down Apocrypha when he was reported destroying an impourent Elephant Trading Village."
  • Koningin's father and a young Koningin arrived to see Apocrypha.
  • Koningin's father: "...... APOCRYPHA?!"
  • Apocrypha halted his rampage and saw the two....
  • Apocrypha: "..... (Laughs amused), Oh isn't this just precious! I didn't know it was "Take your kid to work" day for you hunter/warrior types."
  • Koningin's Father: "Great Behemoth, your reign of terror has finally met it's end. For I will use my horns to stab that wickedness decidively, and fiercely, and penitrait your hide right into the core?!"
  • Apocrypha: "(Snickers), I'm sorry, I know that wasn't meant to sound sexual, buuuuuuuuuuut....."
  • Koningin's Father: "Now behemoth, prepare to see how you will fall this day! (Horns started to glow as he charged) GREAT HORNS OF THE GREAT SPIRITS?! (Leaps up as the horns displayed the powers of the Great Spirits)"
  • Apocrypha: "Oh how cute, he named his- (Realises that Koningin's Father's attack was very strong) OH SHI-"
  • Koningin's Father head-butted right into the center of Apocrypha's forehead, the force was enough to cause Apocrypha to fall flat on his back as Koningin's father stood ontop of the beaten Apocrypha as young Koningin cheered for him.
  • Koningin's Father: "..... Any final words before I grant you a warrior's end, Behemoth?...."
  • Apocrypha: "..... Surprise attack victim saids what."
  • Koningin's Father: "Wha- (He got flicked off by Apocrypha's horn-covered trunk as the Behemoth got up as if he was never hurt)..."
  • Koningin: FATHER!?
  • Koningin's Father got up quickly and saw how quickly Apocrypha recovered.
  • Koningin's Father: "WHAT, NO?! IMPOSSABLE?! NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST DRAGON CAN HANDLE THAT ATTACK!?"
  • Apocrypha: Oh come on, for the guy that was able to defeat oilphants and overgrown fire-breathing lizards with OP'd ease, I expected better. What did those other warriors see in you that made them think you could beat me, apart from THAT crazy lightshow I mean? (Koningin's Father greatly enhanced the attack, and overcharges it as it still had no effect until the excess power broke off his horns as he screamed and was charged by Apocrypha and smashed into anything until he could no longer stand)...... Well, I guess your fellow warriors and hunters were victims of hype, cause frankly...... You are a disappointment. I wanted a challenge, not something that falls before the minute's up.... (Waits for a bit for Koningin's Father to look at Koningin with broken, spirit-crushed eyes with a look that begs for her help).... Welp, may as well put ya out of your misery so at least you'll be spared from legions of disappointed peers, so, bye-bye. (He mashed him dead shocking Koningin)......
  • Koningin: DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • (Koningin): That was his biggest ace in the hole. And it was useless against him. One of the best warriors of Antelopia, was powerless against him.
  • Koningin screamed in angish!
  • Apocrypha:... (Chuckles). That sounded like you wanted to avenge him. So just for that.... I'll leave you be so you can have the chance to grow up and be like daddy..... It's a dinner date! (Runs off causing havoc and leaving Koningin to cry to herself)
  • (Koningin): That day, I did exactly that. Two decades spent developing my body, mind, and soul to defeat him. Then came the day of destiny. The day that I would finally defeat him. (The two were face-to-face)
  • Apocrypha: Took you long enough. Though gotta say, gone is the little girl from a few years back and now stands a beautiful lady, I mean, if I could only whistle, and if had a proper sense of compassion for anything that ends up getting penultamately squashed, I would've done so, cause MEEEEE-OOWWWWWWW!
  • Koningin:...... I'm going to make you pay in blood for my father.
  • Apocrypha: Oh, I'm sure you will. (Chuckles) (To himself) But you won't. (Openly) I want a REAL fight this time.
  • Koningin: Oh, I'll show you just how much stronger I am than my father was. (They fought as this music played)
SONG Hikari no Willpower - (Fauxchestral Battle Mix) TRUNKS VS CELL DBZA

SONG Hikari no Willpower - (Fauxchestral Battle Mix) TRUNKS VS CELL DBZA

  • Koningin:... That might not have done a lot of damage... BUT GAIA DID IT FEEL GOOD!!
  • Apocrypha: Oh, that's cute. Daddy's little girl actually thinks she's just as big as her opponent.
  • Koningin: That snark isn't going to save you. If you hadn't noticed, I have a greater lead. Small opponents are harder to tackle for somecreature your size if they're agile and quick. That size of yours has extreme mass. A body can't compensate with that. Your speed and mobility cannot compete with opponents like me. You can never hit me.
  • Apocrypha: That's true. And by a wide margin, you're packing more of a kick than daddy ever did. However, you will never, EVER, defeat me. Just like strength costs speed... Speed costs strength. You're the opposite problem. Being giant also increases durability. But you know what you antelopes have in common? You're fragile. In raw speed and mobility, you can't be beat. But in order to control it, you must lose weight and mass. So, while you'll have a 50% increase in speed and mobility, you'll have a 75% decrease in durability and strength. You're a glass cannon, kid. So, in short, you, can't, hurt me.
  • Koningin: THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL THE LAST 5 MINUTES?!
  • Apocrypha: Pity. (Koningin got angry and kept fighting only to not put a single scratch on him and by trying too hard, she broke her legs screaming)
  • Koningin: AAAAHHHHGGHH!!! WHY?!? HOW?!?
  • Apocrypha: Because you're green. And before you take it literally, 'green' as in you're a novice. An amateur. You're surrounded by creatures stronger than you that have been in more commotion in a week than you have in your entire life. Hell, at your age, your Daddy's Oliphant mission didn't even go without a scratch. Even sable antelopes can shatter with a big blow. And the worst part of it is, antelopes have tried to match elephants in strength. Even your father. And as we proved today, that threshold is vast. Antelopes are built for speed and mobility only, and that will never harm me no matter the size. So, how about you stand down, stop using that useless speed, and quit wasting my time!
  • Koningin: "I, WILL NEVER, STOP?!"
  • Apocrypha: Seriously? Your legs are broken. You're just an ant punching a giant boulder. You lose. Find some honor in defeat before your spirit shatters more than your legs.
  • Koningin: I, WILL, NEVER, STOP- (Broke her other two legs kicking him) GRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Apocrypha: ".... Okay, now we've entered levels where it's just sad now. Ya know, just for that..... You're not even worth killing anymore. (Prepares to flick off Koningin) So have fun explaining THAT embarrisment to your peers!"
  • Koningin: "I WILL NEVER LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS, I- (Gets flicked off by Apocrypha as she screams and crashes into the elder citadel)...."
  • (Koningin): "After word, I was lucky I was given the best healers to save my legs..... But they couldn't, fix my spirit from that day...."

Present

  • Koningin: "..... Just like that, I had failed to live up to my father's legacy...... That's how I know I can't beat him."
  • Barktrot: "..... You know, Koningin..... I bet the Storm King once figured that ponies posed no serious threat neither. He assumed that their many years of wasting their talents for parties and social activities would've made them easy targets. Yet, he suffered a defeat in the hooves of six them, plus a betrayed accomplise."
  • Koningin: "That was different! The Storm King was a blundering fool, Apocrypha-"
  • Barktrot: "Is an overcompident brute! And like Storm King, he may have legit great power, but it changes nothing that he relies too much on this power to realise that it's the only thing he has going for him."
  • Koningin: "But, what he said about Antelopes, he-"
  • Buzzord: "Koningin, I'll have to put down the serious tone here as I did with Miss Blue... Listen.... While what he said about Antelopes may be right on the biological accreactcy side of things, that doesn't mean he was right about YOU! When you first got here, you managed to tossed out a Manitcore from your homelands like it was nothing. You stood up to a gang of freed inmates. You did things not expected of Antelopes. Heck, you even bit off a dude's balls off?! That is, very assuringly something not expected of Antelopes. Heck, you can argue that gazelles are antelopes 2.0. edition, and yet, look at the uniter! She did things that would make people drop their jaws! That, is undeniablely impressive. You, are an exception to the expected rule of thumb about Antelopes. And so was your father."
  • Koningin: "But, why, did I lose to Apocrypha at all, and that of father and many others before me?"
  • Buzzord: "Okay, I'm kinda baseing this on that Godzilla Anime I saw on Netflix, but, I suspect that he was only able to survive and withstand all those blows because he actselly has a bodypart that serves as a regenative sheild that keeps him from being vulerable."
  • Electross: "Well it's just the matter of finding out what that is."
  • Spoonful: "I, have an eye for detail. (Gets his bionoclurs and sees the still shearching Apocrypha in the distence, as a large rhino-like horn rested right at the top of his head glowed with blue color)...... There is a particularly blue-colored horn that seems to be emitting a vastly unreckitnesable magic. I suspect, that is the shorce of this secret to why he's unbeatable."
  • Koningin: "..... Ugh, now all of those hunters and warriors' failures are made worse because he has an extremely obvious weakness we never realised! And my own as well. Behemoths of ancient times seemed to have magical horns as well. How did I not see this?"
  • Barktrot: "..... You are the daughter of an Antelope who was able to channel into the great spirits themselves. Can you not do the same?"
  • Koningin: "Yes..... But the cruel twist of fate is that I'm an Impala! Impalas are amongst the antelopes whose females don't have horns! The Horns of the Great Spirits, can never be learned by me!"
  • Barktrot: "..... Bring out, your spear."
  • Koningin: "(Relucently does so) Why so, wit-....... Barktrot?"
  • Barktrot: ".... I wish to offer the greatest apology gift I can muster. I may not be able to give you the power of the Great Spirits via the horns, but I can channel their energy to bless this spear of their power instead."
  • Koningin: "(Surprised by this)..... Can you, do that?"
  • Barktrot: "My grandmother had a connection with the Great Spirits as a great elder. But it'll take, a lot of magic to make this blessing happen.... And it's a ritual. I need the others to form a circle around us and hold hands..... (Sees Spiracle) Erm, and hooves for those that're without hands."
  • The other teachers did such.....
  • Barktrot: "(Touches the Spear)...... (Starts speaking in ancient dialect as music was heard)."
Transformation - Brother Bear OST

Transformation - Brother Bear OST


  • Koningin was surprised by how they were surrounded by the Great Spirits, all of Equestria's past, others beyond worlds, as Apocrypha saw this from afar flabbergasted and further confused.
  • Amidst all this, a great Scarlet Macaw Dragon flew and landed in, turning into the spirit of Koningin's father.
  • Koningin: "..... Father?"
  • Koningin's father walked up to the spear and touched it with Barktrot as well, as a flash occurred and the Spear was blessed with the power of the Great Spirits, as Koningin was given astral horns from this, as eventually by song climax the spirits retreated back to their realm!
  • Koningin: "..... I.... I...... I have horns?!"
  • Barktrot: "Only when you weild the spear. With your spear blessed, you now have the power to live up to your father's legacy, but also the ability, to forge your own..... Now, go out there, and live up to your desteny."
  • Koningin smiled.......
  • Koningin: "..... Thank you, Barktrot."
  • Koningin leaped from the sky and landed back to where a still bewildered Apocrypha was.....
  • Apocrypha: "..... Wha-ha-ha-WOW?! And I thought your dad was a bit of a fan for lightshows! But that display actselly outshined your father. So, does that mean we're gonna have a proper showdown now-"
  • Koningin: "I know your one true weakness."
  • Apocrypha finally lost his cool.
  • Apocrypha: "Duh, uh, don't be rediculious! I am without weakness! After all, I'm the reason why your dad is dea- (Koningin leaped up and sliced the glowing blue horn off) OGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Koningin landed back down, as the sliced horn fell and crashed.......
  • Koningin: "..... You know, Apocrypha...... I learned today that keeping secrets was a dangerous gamble. And that was your mistake. You kept a secret about an obvious glaring weakness in your secret to why you were unstoppable."
  • Apocrypha: "Well, you're not wrong. But in my defence, I-"
  • Koningin: "I already know why you kept that secret. Because you knew that if people like my father knew, you would've already be long defeated. So, my associates-...... My friends, were right. You ARE nothing more then another atypical threat. You made the same mistake as the Storm King..... You relied too much on your one greatest trait and had hoped it'll see you through every battle. And now, without your horn..... Your nothing but a waste of plains."
  • Apocrypha: "(Scoffs), Put THAT on a Hearts and Hooves Card."
  • Koningin: "And now..... (Charges up her Astral Horns)..... Your finished...."
  • Apocrypha: "..... Screw this! (Runs away from Koningin)"
  • Koningin: ".... THAT, WAS AN ACT OF BEING PREY, APOCRYPHA?! AND NOW, YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE INCRIESED?!"
  • Apocrypha: "F*** YOUR S***, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF FIGHT OR FLIGHT?! I'M OUT OF HERE!!"
  • Koningin leaped up into the sky as she charges up her horns, then dive-bombs where the retreating Apocrypha was!
  • Apocrypha: "S*** S*** S*** S*** S*** S*** S*** S*** S***- (Koningin hits him as he got engulfed by intense magic) F***********************- (Got swallowed by the magic)"
  • Apocrypha was defeated as he faded into nothing as Koningin landed on her hooves, and stood victorious......
  • Koningin: "...... I....... I did it?! I DID IT?! I FINALLY DEFEATED APOCRYPHA?! (Breaks into disbeliefed laughter and falls down laughting)!"
  • Buzzord's voice: "TECNECALLY, ONLY A MANIFISTESTION OF THE REAL ONE?!"
  • Spoonful's voice: "Oh let the poor thing enjoy this!"
  • Koningin:... Well, Tree... You can bring us back now.
  • (Astral Twilight): Actually... You're not ready yet. It's one thing to conquer your problems... But there's times when that isn't enough. Sometimes they can take you by surprise and give you another even worse problem. Twilight experienced this recently. She fought off a horrible past with the fears of black magic, but created a new fear: complete destruction of everyone's trust and her own spirit. She is now afraid of something far worse than failing Celestia. Failing friendship, and herself. This is an example, of course. You must learn to tolerate each other. Your views are clearly incompatible. That's why your next test is working with each other to escape. Good luck. (Disappears)...
  • Buzzord:...... Well birds***!
  • Yakhalla: "Oh worry not, it's not like the school is in complete anarchy without us.

Friendship School.

  • The school was suddenly seen having another raging party!
  • Clyde: "PARRRRRRRRR-TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
  • The Interacial students and Cozy were seen tied up.
  • Cozy: "..... How, the fuck, did everything, WENT WRONG?!"
  • Silverstream: "Well...."

Flashback.

  • Olhar took Clyde to Sparkle's office.
  • Olhar: "Allright, here we are at Sparkle's office. As soon as we wait for Barktrot and the others to come back from their spontantious vacation, we can get this over with. Now, I'm going to basicly release you from being mostly petrivived, and when I do, I want you to promise that you'll completely stay here while I take a quick trip to the little cyclops' room, okay?"
  • Clyde: ".... (Acting suspitiously nice) Okay."
  • Olhar: "Up, see, maybe your not such a bad kid after all. (Frees Clyde and goes to the convinent bathroom)."
  • Clyde proceeded to quickly enter Sparkle's office, and managed to block out the entire bathroom door with a alot of books and some of Twilight's office furniture.
  • Olhar's voice: "Hey hey hey, what's going on out there, I heard noises- (Tries to the open the door, but the books and furniture blocked him out)....... AW COME ON?! AGAIN?!"
  • Clyde: "THAT'S FOR CRASHING MY PARTY, ASSHOLE?! (Flies off) And now to get at those butthole party poopers for what they and Curly Hair did!"
  • Olhar's voice: "HEY WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, I-..... You're not coming back, are you?...... Welp, at least I'm locked in the bathroom where I can do my business."

Flashback.

  • Silverstream: "And then Clyde was able to convince the students that all he wanted was to throw a party and that by trying to force a punishment and for him to be forced into learning a lesson, we were being bad friends."
  • Cozy: "..... Ya know, for an anichent Panan Warrior Stone-Eye Cyclops, that was a VERY stupid mistake?!"
  • Sandbar: "Hey give him a break, he's new at this. He was only being the nice security guy about it."
  • Cozy: "WELL LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE WANTED TO BE THE NICE GUY?! CLYDE WAS ABLE TO GET THE JUMP ON IN AND NOW HE TURNED THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY AGAINST US AND THEY'RE BACK TO THROWING A PARTY?!"
  • Gallus: "Because you TRIED TO FORCE A LESSON?! You should've let the students realise he was a doughe on their own terms instead of making US look at the bad guys, Doll-eyes?!"
  • Cozy: "Okay, fine?! Maybe I should've let things flow naterally?! Excuse me for not wanting to look like a helpless dolt that let's an idiot like Clyde do whatever the fuck he wants and make all the students look like they don't take Sparkle seriously?! I was only trying to prevent the school from looking bad to the E.E.A.?! Remember THEM?!"
  • Gallus: "Oh what're the odds any of the E.E.A. would know about this?"
  • Cozy: ".... Perhaps now would be a bad time to mention that Yaysay found a new reavaluator in the Sub-Council Leader's Son?"
  • Silence......
  • Smolder: "...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
  • Cozy: "His name is Pish-Posh, and he was expected to do a surprise evaluation. He's also known to arrive very early, and-"
  • ???: "WHAT IN THE DEVIL?!"
  • A noble-men dressed pony was seen with an equily surprised University.....
  • University: ".... Uh, duh, Mr. Pish Posh, I know this looks bad, but-"
  • Pish-Posh: "(Prissy Accent) BUT NOTHING?! I seen Colledge Compuses more organised then THIS?! Heck, even the ones KNOWN for wild parties, do better then THIS?! And no teacher or other staff are here to stop this?!"
  • University: "Well, Sparkle and friends are away on an impourent matter, and.... Actselly, I don't know where Barktrot and the others went."
  • Pish-Posh: "Ugh! Ya know University, maybe Neighsay was onto something about being cynical about Princess Twilight ALWAYS being on adventures?! And what gives that the other racial factily not being here to keep the students in line?!"
  • University: "Well, duh, duh, I, well, you see-"
  • Pish-Posh: "Sorry, University, but I don't think this school is fit to even make a minor inconsiquental change to even a tiny uncharted island?! NEVERMIND OTHER NATIONS?! My father will hear about how much of a FAILURE this school is, and when he does, the E.E.A. will NEVER, EVER, give this school a chance?! NEVER!?"
  • Pish-Posh was about to leave, but then Clyde stood in the way.....
  • Clyde: ".... If you think I'm gonna let another jackass trash my party..... Think again, prissy-penis!"
  • Pish-Posh: "(SCOFFS OFFENDED)?! HOW DARE YOU?! YOU DISGRACEFUL RUFFIAN?! YOU STUDENTS SHOULD BE LEARNING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP INSTEAD OF FOOLING AROUND?! I-"

7 and a half seconds later.

  • Pish-Posh was seen being given an epic shirly by the students as Clyde was flushing the toilet and humiliating Pish-Posh!
  • University was helplessly disabled by an anti-magic ring placed onto him by the students and was tied up with the inter-racial students....
  • University: "...... (Deadpan) I don't suppose any of you would like to explain why Barktrot or anyone else, even Buzzord, aren't here to stop this?"
  • Cozy Glow: (To the Young Six) You all better remember, you promised!
  • University: I can hear you, Cozy. So, I have no choice. If I don't get answers, you will all be held responsible for the disappearance of the faculty and you will be expelled.
  • Gallus: WE SENT THEM TO THE TREE OF HARMONY CAVES UNDERGROUND SO THEY CAN STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER!!!!... Happy?
  • University: That's better. Cozy, I am disappointed in you for having them be so dishonest with the school AND me. This is something too dangerous to be unknown. Now because of you, the EEA will think less of us. It won't matter what Clyde does to Pish-Posh, he will report to them.
  • Cozy Glow: I'm sorry, Great Uncle. It won't happen again.
  • University: And here's why: If another preventable surprise is kept a secret by any student, those who are involved will be expelled. No exceptions. Am I clear?
  • Cozy Glow: As glass.
  • Gaster: "Not that it helps us. You're made a shut-in to magic with that anti-magic ring they placed on ya."
  • University: "And may I ask WHERE did this come from?"
  • Ocellus: "Mr. Spoonful found it in an abandoned Pony Slavery Foundation in Griffin Terratory. He was studying it personally. He hoped to ask Sparkle to use the rings to disapleane magic-users who cause trouble."
  • University: "Figures. Well, I'll have to give Spoonful a second opinion about this. A ring like this is too risky for modern useage."
  • Buster: "Wait..... Some of us are Changelings..... Why can't one of us just turn into a snake and sliter out?"
  • Ocellus: One of the clever students disabled our magic powers. Clyde literally thought of everything.
  • Gallus: Again I ask, WHAT MADE PEOPLE THINK BRINGING THE WORST FRIEND IN THE UUNIVERSES WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?
  • Silverstream: "IS HE REALLY A TERRORABLE FRIEND, OR JUST A VICTIM OF TRYING TO PROVE A FRUADULET IDOL IN THE WRONGEST WAY POSSABLE THAT ENDED UP HAVING HIS FRIENDS TURNED ON HIM?!"
  • Gallus: "Oh, sure, he failed to prove to them that their idol was a lying d***, that PERFECTLY excuses him to doom the school?!"
  • Silverstream: "ARE WE ANY BETTER, GALLUS, THAT WE AUTOMATICLY REJECTED HIM FOR HIS BAD ATTATUDE?! ISN'T THAT WHAT THE SCHOOL WAS TRYING TO PREVENT?! HECK, WASN'T BARKTROT QUICK TO TURN ON KONINGIN BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTOOD HER TRUE REASONS BEING HERE?!"
  • Gallus: "I- (Thinks about that)...."
  • Shore: "Face it Gallus..... We made the same mistake as the faculty, and turned against someone because they behaved undesirably.... And even if it was mostly Cozy's doing, we didn't exactly help by not doing enough to prevent Clyde from only going bad to worse to begin with."
  • Gallus: "....... AWWWW, CRAP?!"
  • Gaster: "So, basicly, we were ALL idiots today?"
  • Smolder: "Well it's time to un-idiot our mistake..... We need to get loose and make everything right."
  • Gaster: Not sure how when some of the students are eyeing us.
  • Pony #1: PARTY POOPERS!!!
  • Pony #2: LET'S TOMATO 'EM!!! (They brought out tomatoes)
  • Sandbar:... Well this is embarrassing.
  • Silverstream: "Hey, keep in mind that you're about to throw produce at someone related to royalty! And my aunt Novo is netourious of not being very forgiving to anyone that- (They threw tomatoes at them)... DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST- (Her face was splattered)......"
  • Gallus: "It's not a matter of if they can hear you.... THEY JUST DON'T CARE CURRENTLY?!"
  • Silverstream:... It's times like this where I'm actually glad Twilight tried to steal the pearl and how close we were to stay isolated.
  • Everyone Else: WHOOOOOAAA!!!
  • Silverstream: WELL I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO LIVID RIGHT NOW!!!!
  • Smolder: "Hey it's not the best thing ever for me neither!"
  • University: "Well it's worse for me because not only am I being humiliated, but Pish-Posh has it worse then us!"
  • Pish-Posh is being made to drink ghost pepper sauce via a funnel as Pish-Posh began to become very red-hot as flame escaped from all parts of the body!
  • University: "WHERE DID THEY GET THAT BOTTLE OF GHOST PEPPER SAUCE!?"
  • Buster: "What's so bad about peppers that're already dead?"
  • Caster: Buster, you don't get the sauce from the peppers... It's the ghosts of the peppers that provide the sauce.
  • Buster: OHH, that makes so much more sense!
  • Gaster: "YOU NINCOMPOOPS ARE BOTH WRONG?! THAT'S NOT WHAT GHOST PEPPER SAUCE IS?!"
  • Caster:... Sauce from pepper spirits?
  • Sandbar: You haven't heard of Bhut jolokia? Don't like it myself, but my little brother goes nuts after having one. I mean, more nuts than he already is.
  • Buster: "Uh, we were mostly from underground, so, no."
  • Silverstream: "It's basicly an extremely hot type of pepper so hot, it has been known to hospitalised people for days."
  • Smolder: "Ehh, it could be worse. There can be hotter peppers, ya know. "
  • University: "But Pish-Posh can't handle spicy food! He breaks into violent sweats and gets very de-hydrated quickly!"
  • Smolder: "Oh relax, they'll run out of the stuff eventually and- (Sees a pony in a hazmat holding with a poll, a danging piece of a pepper that looks like it's covered in dry magma) AWWW CRUD NO, NOT THE MAGMA PEPPER?! THE HOTTEST PEPPER OF ALL THE DRAGON LANDS?! EATING THAT WOULD BE LIKE TRYING TO TASTE THE SUN, INSIDE A VOLCANO, DURING A HEAT-WAVE, WHILE ON FIRE, IN A RECORD SCORCHINGLY HOT SUMMER?! THOSE THINGS CAN EVEN PUT A DRAGON LIKE TORCH INTO A COMA FOR DAYS?! BUT IF THAT THING ENTERS A PONY?! NOT, GONNA END WELL?! THAT PEPPER WILL WRECK HIS SHIT AND SET HIS ORGANS ON FIRE?!"
  • University: "YOU MEAN THAT PEPPER IS POTAINTIONALLY DANGERIOUS TO PONIES?!"
  • Smolder: To ponies, yes. To certain dragons, it's delicious and it can be used to make a potion that enhances our fire breath. It only grows in volcanic soil and even INSIDE volcanoes, though.... Yeah, Pishy is going to release fire from every part of his body if he eats that. And the best case scenario is that it's the ONLY thing to happen to him! Trust me.
  • University: "...... WE NEED TO STOP THIS?!"
  • Clyde: (Flies in) That's not happening. Pish-Posh is getting exactly what he deserves.
  • Quartz: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET HIM EAT SOMETHING THAT'LL POTENTIALLY KILL HIM?!? YOU'LL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A MURDER!!!! IS NOCREATURE SEEING WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS CRIMINAL?!?
  • Clyde: They don't listen to you anymore, remember?
  • Gallus: I GOTTA AGREE WITH HER ON THIS ONE!!! WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID YOU GIVE THEM TO TAKE AWAY THEIR MORALITY?!? EVERYONE GET YOUR RETARDED HEADS OUT OF CLYDE'S ASS AND GROW A SPINE!!! YOU'RE GOING TO RISK COMMITTING A MURDER!!!! STOP IGNORING US AND LOOK AT WHAT HE'S TURNING YOU INTO- (Clyde slaps him)
  • Clyde: NOCREATURE GIVES A S***, GREEDMONGER!!!! Nocreature wants to listen to you no matter how loud you scream. You non-ponies will never EVER grasp friendship because you clearly overestimate their philosophy of friendship. They didn't come for your stupid friendship lessons that they can just learn by watching Sesame Street. They just want friends. And I'm the best they ever had.
  • University: I thought you said you didn't want friends. Are you just using them just so you can do whatever you want?
  • Clyde: Hey, I never said I didn't want to have friends again. I only think that it wasn't something to over-celebrate and/or give a religen over, in Equestria's case. Nevermind something to dedicate a damn school too! I deserve new friends after those jerks deserted me for Bull Manson. All I tried to do was prove he was a fraud!
  • Sandbar: "Well, it was kinda no different on how Cozy tried to make you learn a lesson.... You and she BOTH tried to force something instead of letting it come nateroly. You didn't give your friends a chance to realise their mistake on their own, or at the least, done something clever that gets Bull Manson exposed through his arrigance."
  • Gallus: "Look, it's fine if you wanted to keep your old friends from worshipping a false idol, but there were smarter ways to do it then how ya actselly did it."
  • Clyde: "Tch, yer ones to talk. You're the ones who crashed MY GOOD TIME, because ya didn't meant for me to have fun when you disabled the teachers to begin with!"
  • Shore: Parties are one thing, but what your doing the Pish-Posh is where we're crossing the line! Friends don't let other friends commit crimes like this. The fact that you're letting them do this breaks your entire act. Nocreature is THIS heartless. You obviously did something to make them this way because you're using them. You're making them do something they would never do. The only 'real' friends you want, are people as heartless as you.
  • Clyde:... (Dubbed as Kuzco) Thanks for that. I'll log that away. Now for the final time, Pish-Posh is getting what he deserves.
  • Pony Student #1: Theyre right!
  • Clyde: WHA WHA WHAT?!
  • Wallflower: What are we doing? (The Hazmat Pony threw away the magma pepper)
  • Clyde: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
  • Pony #2: The right thing. They may be party poopers... But they're right.
  • Gallus: "Seriously?!"
  • Silverstream: "Hey, at least be glad they ARE coming to our side at all!"
  • Pony 2: We WERE potentially murdering somepony who represents the EEA, even if they are abunch of jerks. That would be irresponsible and wrong. We did come for friends... But not friends like YOU!
  • Clyde: DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!!! THEY'RE NON-PONIES!!! THEY DON'T KNOW RIGHT FROM LEFT!!! Espeically not the greedy griffin!
  • Gallus: GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
  • Pony #3: Kinda ironic you said that about non-ponies when you're one yourself, WYVERN?! Heck, you're not even FROM Equestria as a planet if the fact you're the cousin of Sid is anything to go by! I think the same can be said about you, Party-Hardy! You almost ruined Princess Twilight's name. That's treason! (The students got angry)
  • Clyde: DON'T JOKE AROUND WITH ME- (They mobbed him and freed the heroes) (Dubbed as Stinky Pete) IDIOTS!!! FRIENDS ARE UNTRUSTWORTHY LIABILITIES!!! YOU'LL BE RUINED, BETRAYED, HURT, SPENDING YOUR ENTIRE LIVES ROTTING IN OVERSOCIAL SETBACKS!!!!
  • Sandbar: (Dubbed as Woody) Well, PARTY-HARDY, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of friendship! RIGHT OVER THERE, EVERYCREATURE!!!
  • Clyde: "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT?! (The Grate to the Cave of Harmony was opened) WHAT'RE YOU DOING, WAIT, NO, STOP?! (Tosses him it) WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (BLAM?!)..... My God, what an incredibly long fall! And I seemed to suffer the same mistake Land Before Time Characters make AND FORGOT I COULD FLY?! (Tries to fly back out, but the grate got closed up by the tree's roots as Clyde ended up smacking into it) D'OH?! HEY WHAT KINDA BULLS*** IS THIS?!"
  • (Astral Twilight): You are in the Tree of Harmony Caves, where you will be tested like the faculty... And WITH the faculty. (Clyde was shocked) You, Clyde Shockerwing, have some serious explaining to do when they find you.
  • Clyde: ".... Uh, can we NOT get them involved, because, I much would rather get out of here and-" (The Tree turns into Sid)
  • (Astral Sid): YOU'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU SET THINGS RIGHT!!!! (The Tree turns back into Twilight)(As Astral Twilight) Good luck. (Disappears)
  • Clyde:... (Gulps)..... F*** my life.....
  • Clyde was being watched by Rhabdom....
  • Rhabdom: "...... I think I should bring this up to the oldster and his friends. (Crawls off)."

Later...

  • Rhabdom: "And that's the gist of it."
  • Barktrot: I see..... He has a lot of serious explaining to do.
  • Koningin: A thing to contend with, before dealing with Apocrypha.
  • Spoonful: "Well there's the matter of even finding him. He's very unlikely to actively look for us, all things considered."
  • Spiracle: "Thank you for telling us this, Rhabdom. Though, why help us?"
  • Rhabdom: "Well, I admit that I'm thinking of moving out. I don't think psyco-analising magic caves are REALLY for me."
  • Spiracle: Well you've been here for 4 years. It has been trying to redeem you but it seems to be taking too long.
  • (Astral Sea Changeling): Actually, she could leave anytime if not for the fact that, ignoring she's a Sea Changeling because they are amphibious like actual crustaceans, these caves are so expansive..... Oh. Right. I'm taking the form of Rhabdom's mother. I always have when I was evaluating her.
  • Rhabdom: Yeah. I mean this silly-sounding School of Friendship sounds like it can do your job just as well.
  • Spiracle: You know? All that time we were down here, I never had the chance to ask what you did that got you stuck here.
  • Rhabdom: "I, don't like to talk about it."
  • Buzzord: "Ohhh, is this gonna turn into a showtune?"
  • Rhabdom: "What do ya take me for, an extremely talkative yuts? I have more self control then that."
  • Buzzord: ".... Ohhh, poo. I could've used a song to cheer me up for how we're still down here."
  • Spiracle: "..... Uh, mind Buzzord, he has, complications, in addressing reality. Now, Rhabdom, please, explain to us. We wish to understand."
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): I'm afraid she can't bring herself to do so. I know her after this long. What she did that day made her so guilty she cries even talking about it. So, I can do it for her. (The setting changed)... The day before what you would know as the day of the original Plunderweed infestation. Specifically, November 22nd, 2013. I remember it just as well as Rhabdom... For clear reasons.... Rhabdom was young and looking for a chance to be better than a simple reef gardener.
  • Koningin: You can garden a coral reef?
  • Spiracle: Of course. Seaponies and other sea beings have perfected cultivating entire reefs. You should really be in my class more.
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Anyway, her parents were aquaculturalists for generations. Of course being in sea caves beneath the bounds of Equestria and the Celestial Sea can have difficulty in growing things, if they weren't animals like coral. One of Rhabdom's uncles is a renowned, for lack of a better term, coralologist. But Rhabdom wanted to go to the surface waters to find a better future.
  • Rhabdom: "Okay cave, can you NOT be the squeiler here?! I mean, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF PRIVACY?! I mean, my reasons for keeping quiet isn't exactly dangerious like the Antelope keeping quiet about knowing a giant, whatever Apocalise is."
  • Koningin: "Apocrypha, and he's a behemoth."
  • Rhabdom: "But a behemoth of WHAT?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well the best I can muster is that he's a twisted malmagination of several grasslandian- (Koningin cleared her throat).... Potamiain, creatures. Trouble is, he doesn't exactly have an exact identifyable spieces, only traits of familier animals."
  • Spoonful: "Well I heard studies that say Behemoths are actselly mutated Oliphants."
  • Yakhalla: "Well given that Behemoths are largely funtionally extinct as Twilight mentioned, it isn't like we have opitions better then speculation. And with the last Behemoth and Apocrypha both males, I don't see Behemoths having a chance for a comeback."
  • Spiracle: "Though I would like to answer the question as to why two Behemoths managed to survive at all. I mean, the one in tartartus was one thing, but I doubt the Alicorns would even allow a behemoth of Apocrypha's calaber to manage to live this long. In fact, you would think that Apocrypha would've already died before he became what he is now and it's only the OTHER Behemoth we would've worried about."
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Actually, Apocrypha isn't from Equestria.
  • Everyone:...... WHAT?!?
  • Koningin: "But why does he perfectly match the standerd behemoth?"
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): "An extreme astronomical cowinidence."
  • Buzzord: "So, basicly..... Apocrypha is actselly, a very remarkably simular looking ALIEN Behemoth then?"
  • Spoonful: "Then where the blasted devil did Apocrypha even came from?!"
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): That is what I wanted you to learn upon encountering Apocrypha, is where he came from.
  • Koningin:...... That, explains why he was so, abnormal to even normal Behemoth standerds. Even normal Behemoths fall to strong enough warriors eventually, nevermind alicorn gods like Princess Venery, the Alicorn Goddess of the Hunt.
  • Buzzord: "Wait, but ponies are vegataarians, and Alicorns are equine in nature, why would a herbavorious spieces have a god of hunting?"
  • Koningin: "Hunting is not always for food, Buzzord. Sometimes it can be a matter of stopping a problematic creature in Potamia's case."
  • Barktrot: "But we're getting off track. We'll worry about Apocrypha's true origins when it is impourent."
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Agreed. So until that fact comes up again, let us continue Rhabdom's story... WITHOUT her. (Teleports Rhabdom away)... Rhabdom saw the beauty of the upper seas, and wanted to join it for what future she wanted.
  • Buzzord: So what happened? Were the upper sea folk uppity nitwits that excluded her out, like how it works with Kludgetown Nobles?
  • Spoonful: "Please let her explain, Buzzord, it's rude to make assumtions!"
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Well he's actually not that far off. Changelings of any kind back then were still unreformed. Thus, Rhabdom managed to work herself into their trust and was accepted when she showed her true self...... For about 20 seconds.
  • (Rhabdom): I just want to thank you all. I thought nocreature would accept me. But you all are different.
  • (Treasure Trove): Well I still need more evidence. One Sea Changeling can't represent the others. Do your parents even know about this?
  • (Rhabdom): No. They'd never understand. I wasn't even allowed to leave the underground. But they were clearly wrong. You all are actually capable of understanding us.
  • (Treasure Trove): Well it'll take more than kindness for that. You must bring others of your kind.
  • (Rhabdom):... (Sighs) Alright. If that's what it- (Suddenly, Sea Changelings came in taking the shape of sea monsters that attacked and harmed several seaponies)
  • (Mrs. Color): HONEY!!!
  • (Sea Changeling #1): RHAB!!!!!
  • (Treasure Trove): WHAT?!?
  • (Mrs. Color): YOU STAY OFF OUR DAUGHTER IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR LOVE!!!! WE WILL KILL YOU!!!
  • (Sea Changeling #2): AND DON'T THINK WE'RE BLUFFING!!! (Feasts on the love of one of the guards)... THAT was a warning.
  • (Treasure Trove):... Get out! NOW!!! YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER ARE BANISHED FROM MY TOWN!!!
  • (Rhabdom): MAYOR TROVE, I HAD-
  • (Treasure Trove): I SAID LEAVE!!! DON'T EVER COME BACK!!! (The seapony guards chased them away)
  • (Rhabdom): NOOOO!!!! NOOOO!!! (Sobs)... (The setting changes)
  • (Mrs. Color):... (She slaps Rhabdom) HOW COULD YOU DISOBEY ME?!?
  • (Rhabdom): MOM, PLEASE, I-
  • (Sea Changeling #1): Nonono, you promised us you wouldn't go!!!
  • (Rhabdom): I-
  • (Mr. Color): YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY!! You could've been killed out there!!!
  • (Rhabdom): IF YOU WOULD JUST LISTEN TO ME-
  • (Sea Changeling #2): WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?! Why should we be friends with somechangeling who can't even keep her promises?
  • (Rhabdom): SHUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!... You all are unbelievable!!
  • (Mr. Color): Don't you talk to your parents like that!!
  • (Rhabdom): WHY NOT?! HOW COULD YOU RUIN MY CHANCE TO PROVE WE WEREN'T BAD CREATURES?! I was doing well and they accepted me for who I was! They banished me because of YOU!!
  • (Mrs. Color): Why should we believe you? They're nothing but trouble. You deliberately disobeyed us!!
  • (Rhabdom): UGGGH, THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!! YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY LIFE AND KEEP RUINING EVERYTHING FOR ME!!!
  • (Mr. Color): WE WERE TRYING TO PROTECT YOU!!! THAT'S WHAT PARENTS AND FRIENDS DO!!!
  • (Rhabdom):... Well you know what? I wish you all WEREN'T my parents NOR my friends!!! (They were shocked)... Given what you did back there, I hope you all kill yourselves when I'm grown and gone!! You are a curse on my life that I'm BETTER OFF WITHOUT!!! GO DROP DEAD!!!! (Storms into her room violently and smashing childhood pictures of her and her family and swam to her bed crying)......
  • Spoonful:...... Celestia, I know they were unreasonable, but that was a little too far.
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Yes. But the next day wasn't very merciful to either of them. (The next day, water was bubbling and the earth began cracking open and out came plunderweed vines that wreak havoc on the entire village, and their home was being crushed and pulled into a trench by large vines)
  • (Rhabdom): WHAT'S HAPPENING?!? (Gas Plunderweeds began sprouting and spraying noxious fluid into the room as Rhabdom coughed and fell unconscious before she could escape, all while the others escaped their houses as they were pulled away by the vines) MOM!!! DAD!!! CHELI!!! MANDA!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!! (She was gone)
  • (Mr. Color): NOOO!!!
  • (Manda): RHABDOM!!!! PLEASE, DON'T GO!!!
  • Buzzord: Really? After what they did to each other, they still care about each other?
  • Entropy: Are you joking?! What kind of heartless souls do you take people for? Why don't you get an education at the school one of these days, birdbrain?
  • Buzzord: "Well excuse for being used to the Kludgetown philosify that when you are denounced by someone, all ties and bonds are severed forever."
  • Spiracle: ".... (Sighs), That town is in need of alot more help then we had already expected."
  • Spoonful: "Understatement of ANY lifetime."
  • (Rhabdom): (She was pulled into a flooded underground chamber of the Tree's roots which were dying due to the Plunderweeds as she was gassed by the plants and she was constantly trying to escape in every turn and yet the Plunderweeds blocked her off) HELP ME!!!! (She was sobbing until she found a decent isolated hiding spot of remaining pure Tree that she immediately jumped in)...... T-This is all my fault!... Why did I just... What if I never see them again and the last thing we did was fight? (Sobs and hid until the spot darkened and she was completely engulfed in Plunderweeds and almost killed before the Tree was rejuvenated by the returned Elements of Harmony, saving her)...... (She found herself lost in the purified Tree of Harmony Caves)......... (She swam around for a long time screaming for her family and friends until reaching the same cave Chrysalis trapped Twilight in which was flooded)...... ANYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! (The word echoed).............. (Lays down and sobs as the reflections in the crystalline walls around her become self-aware)
  • (Reflection #1): Pardon me?
  • (Rhabdom): WHA- WHO SAID THAT?!? I'LL PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT- (Fell into a pit)...
  • (Reflection #2): I am not going to harm you. I am a friend....
  • (Rhabdom):... Your no friend of mine?! GET LOST?! (Crawls off!)
  • (Reflection #3): I am the only friend you have right now.
  • (Rhabdom): Imaginary friend more like it. I lost my family and all my friends... After I told them to kill themselves because they ruined my dreams.
  • (Reflection #2):...... You have clearly inflicted wounds on yourself, little one.
  • (Reflection #4): And this is not a hallucination. You are in the Caves of Harmony....
  • (Rhabdom): (As she passed through the observing teachers) Well then I don't belong here. There's no harmony left inside me. Everything I cared about is gone and it's all my fault.
  • (Reflection #5): It's not your fault unless you summoned those Plunderweeds. And you did not. You and your family and friends only got into a petty argument.
  • (Rhabdom): PETTY?! YOU CALL TELLING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO DROP DEAD WHEN I'M GONE, PETTY?! I can see why these are the Caves of Harmony. There's just too much of it.... I had a good chance at life and I threw it all away!!
  • (Reflection #1): You never would've known that the Plunderweeds would come. You were saved because heroines from the surface restored my health. The weeds were meant to kill me before my Elements of Harmony could be used to petrify their creator. They only now just awoke. Now the Elements of Harmony can no longer be used to defend Equestria.
  • (Rhabdom):... Equestria? Those equines that worship friendship like a toddler's show? Please. How could you even know any of that? You're just a figment of my imagination.
  • (Reflection #4): No. I am the Tree of Harmony. The glowing roots around you are mine. I have existed since I was planted by Starswirl the Bearded and have only died once.
  • (Rhabdom): Yeah, and I'm the Tooth Fairy. Can you NOT mess with me, possable figment of growing insanity?
  • (Reflection #2): What I say is true. And you cannot get through these caves without me.
  • (Rhabdom): "WATCH ME?!" (She swam off and went around in circles and eventually found daylight and swam for it only to end up back where she started)...... Son of a grub!
  • (Reflection #1): Are you done?
  • (Rhabdom):... Gimme 10 seconds. (She swam around the caves screaming comically for 10 seconds before resting head-first into mud)... (Gurgling) There's no way out of here!
  • (Reflection #5): Well you are just pitiful.
  • (Rhabdom): Oh shut up, imaginary reflection! I'm going to drown in harmony down here. I'll be just a crazy cave Changeling... Caveling... And just don't know what intelligence or self-awareness is anymore. I'm STUCK HERE, OHH- (Splashes her own face in the mud and gurgle-screamed in it)
  • Buzzord: Is it d*****h to say this is really funny?
  • The Others: "YES!"
  • Buzzord: "Well sorry, I couldn't help it, the comedic timing is PERFECT here!"
  • (Rhabdom): Well fine, 'Tree of Harmony', if that IS your real name, how the balls do I get out of here?!
  • (Reflection #1): "By realising that you made a mistake with your friends and family."
  • (Rhabdom): "..... THAT'S NOT, PARTICULARLY HELPFUL?! I ALREADY DID, YET I'M STUCK HERE?!"
  • (Reflection #4): I mean realize truly. That means forgiving yourself.
  • (Rhabdom): HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT IF I'M NOT WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, YOU BRAINLESS CRYSTAL F***?!
  • (Reflection #6): Language please!
  • (Rhabdom): SUCK A C***!!!
  • (Deadpool): HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!!
  • (MSM): GET OUT OF THERE!! (Pulls him away with a cane with a neck snapping sound)
  • (Reflection #3): Being rude will not get you out faster. You need to truly forgive yourself in order to leave.
  • (Rhabdom): Yeah, that's why I WANNA LEAVE, YOU DUMBASS!!!! JUST DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST GODDAMN EXIT AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY, YOU STALKING SPECTER!!!!
  • (Reflection #7):.... (Sighs) I suppose I'll have to talk to you in a simpler figure. (Takes the form of her mother)
  • (Astral Mrs. Color):... Look, Miss Color, I don't exactly make the rules.
  • (Rhabdom): THEN WHO DOES?! BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING HARD ABOUT DIRECTING ME TO THE EXIT!!! And if you think this guise is going to win me over, then you've lived too long, you false Giving Tree.
  • Buzzord: Celestia's Sun, she's peeved.
  • Koningin: No kidding.
  • Electross: Wait..... She's been isolated her whole life, how does she even know about that story? Is there like an Equestrian Equilent to that story?
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Well unfortunately, I don't-
  • (Rhabdom): Horses***!
  • (Astral Mrs. Color):... I don't-
  • (Rhabdom): Horses***!
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): I don't-
  • (Rhabdom): Horses***! Horses***! HORSES***!
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): WILL YOU JUST-
  • (Rhabdom): HORSES***!!!! JUST TAKE ME HOME!!!!!
  • (Astral Mrs. Color)/Buzzord: Stubborn little brat.
  • (Rhabdom): "Yeah, insult me, that's gonna make me co-operate?!"
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Well I'm sorry, because there's nothing I can do about it. Unless you forgive yourself, you can't leave.
  • (Rhabdom):... Oh, I GET IT NOW!! YOU SEPARATED ME FROM MY FAMILY JUST SO I COULD FORCEFULLY REPENT!!
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): How DARE you accuse me of that?!
  • (Rhabdom): Oh, sure, as if being pulled into your caves a day after I righteously snap at my family and friends for demonizing our race like dumb bugs is a dumb coincidence.
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Are you calling me a liar?
  • (Rhabdom): I sure ain't calling you a truther. What can I say? If the horseshoe fits. Why should I believe anything you say when you're sounding like a false god right now?
  • (Astral Mrs. Color): Rhabdom, your guilt is making you unbelievably frustrated.
  • (Rhabdom): HAHAHA, A SEA CHANGELING TELLING HER SOCIAL LIFE TO DROP DEAD AND BEING A PUNISHING ASSHOLE CALLS FOR CRUEL MOCKERY AND DRIVEN INSANITY, WHAT A JOKE RIGHT?!? No more mind games! Bring me back to my goddamn home so I can forget you exist.
  • (Astral Mrs. Color):... Fine. Clearly you just need to learn on your own. You will be sorry. (Disappears)
  • (Rhabdom): THE HELL I WILL!!! When I find you, I'll suck your love until you're a shriveled prune for taking me away from my home!!!......... (She swims to a corner and sobs)
  • Astral Mrs. Color: So she's been on her own with me to look after her for 4 years. She has been surviving the caves' draining and the magical trials, and every time she did, she made some distinct changes. (She was seen learning lessons and slowly becoming the semi-pure Changeling she is now)... But as I said, she cannot leave until she's completely repented, and that means she become a pure Sea Changeling which has been seldom seen. Until today, she still refused to believe I wasn't doing this on purpose just to spite her for her cruelty all because of the limits of my power.
  • Buzzord: Yeeeeah, not exactly hard to jump to those conclusions when you don't exactly sound so... Helpful.
  • Electross: The poor girl lost her family and friends after a bad argument. You'd be livid too.
  • Astral Mrs. Color: (The setting faded and Rhabdom was looking into a crystal wall showing her family as she sobbed)...... The least you can do before finding Clyde is to comfort her.
  • Buzzord: "Well, given that Clyde won't exactly wait for us, we may as well."
  • The factily went to Rhabdom.....
  • Spiracle: "..... Miss Rhabdom, we, would like to have a few moments to talk with you about the tree."
  • Rhabdom: "Why bother?"
  • Entropy: The Tree told us everything. And I just want to say... Sorry.
  • Rhabdom: I said why bother?!
  • Koningin: Lady, you called out your family and friends for being unreasonable jerks, you got separated by Discord's Plunderweeds, and you kept doubting the Tree in denial, guilt, and anger. What part of any of that was your fault?
  • Rhabdom: WHY, BOTHER?!?
  • Electross: BECAUSE it's what we do, okay?!? The School of Friendship lives for this.
  • Rhabdom: (Scoffs) Sorry, I can't take you seriously with a name like that. The only thing that you did for me is cheer me up by making it feels like the Teleponies are rescuing me.
  • Buzzord: Oh by the glories, youngling, why are you so cynical?!
  • Rhabdom: I HAVE TO COPE HERE SOMEHOW!!!!
  • Barktrot: "..... Young sea changeling, you are surrounded by those that want to help you, in a place pocessed by an appearently sentient magical christailin tree that only wish to help you help yourself, which is underneath a place that, reguardless of the albeit unflattering name, is all about helping others. You are allowing grief to rule you in unflattering ways. The only thing that is stopping you from returning home, is yourself. You are only the victim of what had to be the worse timing of your disagreement with your family. You also have to understand things from your family and friends perspective, I mean, for all they know, the sea ponies were just another bunch of idiots looking for blood."
  • Rhabdom: "No?! Those sea ponies were the kindest bunch ever?!"
  • Barktrot: "Perhaps, but..... Then we get to their mayor....... Treasure Trove..... He asked about seeing your hive as evidence of your earnest truth."
  • Rhabdom: "It's actselly a standerd Changeling/Non-Changeling trust building exsirsize. It's been considered the best way to prove non-threateningness by taking them to the hive, which is like, the most vulerable part of changeling culture."
  • Barktrot: "Be that as it may, you cannot deny that you do not PERSONALLY know the mayor THAT well. You only learned from him from the Sea Ponies you came to befriend. It may not nessersarly be the danger sea ponies as a whole pocess, but rather that not all individuals are what they seem. Have you ever consider that Treasure Trove himself could've been a personal enemy of your hive for any particular reason. Have you ever noticed any, unusual shifts in behavior?"
  • Rhabdom: "I uh, I don't get it."
  • Spiracle: "She's trying to say that the asking of seeing the hive should only be reserve to Changelings of debatable morality. The fact you did nothing but nice things until your family's, rashness, happened, well, by all means, the mayor shouldn't tecnecally have any NEED to ask that."
  • Barktrot: "Again, have you noticed, any shifts of behavior?"
  • Rhabdom: "..... Before or after my hive fucked up?"
  • Barktrot: "Before, when you reveiled yourself."
  • Rhabdom: "........ Well...... Actselly, Mr. Trove, did kinda gave a very weird grin when he saw that I was a sea Changeling. It wasn't consistent to the other Sea Ponies' general surprise and shocked reactions. He looked at me like I was the key to a lost treasure or something."
  • The Facilty looked at eachother concerningly, even Buzzord, abit.
  • Yakhalla: "..... Rhabdom..... Did, did your family and friends ever explained WHY they didn't want you to leave to begin with?"
  • Rhabdom: "Actselly, they never did.... But the best I can assume is that they think all outsiders that're not changelings are nothing but pricks. Which is kinda a common theme for Changelings as a whole ever since, that fat piece of shit of a satyr showed up one day and wrecked everyone's collective shits."
  • Spiracle: ".... Can you, explain why the Sea Changelings want to avoid interactions?"
  • Rhabdom: "Ugh, I didn't wanted to mention it, but we have this elder, who's my strict grandpa, Elder Cuddly-Wuddles, (Buzzord and Entropy snickered and chuckled at that) Hey hey hey, don't laugh! He's actselly proud of that name! He's pretty much our hive's Elder Caste Sea Changeling who usually hangs out in a temple not of our origin..... But it does have, alot of weird octopus motifs"
  • Spoonful: "Wait..... "Treasure Trove"? A temple with "Octopus Motifs"?.... Uh, Miss Rhabdom, is, the Mayor usually accompanied by, a sea pony with Puffer-Fish quilities that has a rather borish southern yokel accent with a pet Baracuda named Barris Cujo?"
  • Rhabdom: "Oh, I seen that weirdo around his office once or twice. The freak surprised me when I first came to town, asking me if I had a family and why they weren't with me. I kinda said I'm from out of town and the freakazoid kinda gaffawed and took that snarling toothed torpedo with him right into the office!"
  • Spoonful: "..... Oh no! I was afraid of this! I, I heard of the rumors from Verko's thugs, but I didn't think they would have merit?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Uh, I'm, confused, why are you so concerned?"
  • Spoonful: "...... I'm afraid Shore's hometown is under the rule of someone who is not what he is, and if my caluations are correct...... Tree, you seem to process automatic knowledge of what occures in Equestria! Can you show Rhabdom what occured after she was lost?"
  • (Astral Ms. Color): "Alchourse. But only if Miss Rhabdom wants me too. She doesn't seem fond of me after all, what with accusing me of "Kidnapping her" and "psycoanalsing" her."
  • Rhabdom: "...... (Sighs), Okay, I admit, maybe I was being abit bitchy about everything....... Okay, find, I'll play your game, Tree, just, just show us."
  • Everything began to flash as the group arrived in what looks like a temple covered in the same arcitecture as the Squid People temple....
  • Spoonful: "...... I, KNEW IT?! THE SEA CHANGELINGS ARE LIVING NEAR THE LOST SITE OF KING KRAKONSOR?!"
  • Buzzord: "Ohhhh, they live near Squid People ruins? Fancy."
  • Spoonful: "Buzzord, the correct term for them is Krakons! And this is no ordenary ruins, but ruins that is noneother then the original capital kingdom of the Krakons, before they vanished. It's been said that when Krakonsor died of sickness, they buried his body here, and with it, his vast fortune, valued pocessesions, but most of all...... His Krakonite Trident. (Sees what looks like Miss Color crying to an elder caste changeling holding a golding trident in shape of a squid creature, with her father and friends present as well)..... Which is what he's holding....."
  • Ms. Color: "(Cries)! It's all OUR FAULT, FATHER?! We should've explained why she couldn't leave the hive?! We never should've kept secrets?!"
  • Elder Cuddly, a Sea Changeling with Eurypterid features was seen, stareing at the trident, complacating his thoughts.
  • Elder Cuddly: "...... My daughter....... It is just as much my fault..... If I wasn't so afraid to explain that the wicked greed-profiteering Treasure Trove hadn't managed to rigged that sea pony town's election to allow himself to be mayor so he would then seek out Krakonsor's trident to make himself the god of the sea and force all of land and sea to bow to his will, Rhabdom would've understood. (Rhabdom was shocked to hear this) She ended up thinking we were turning to be no better then Chrysalis and those foolish enough to heed her. But instead, we only embraced aggression to keep this trident, with the power to control oceans FAR greater then even the Alicorn of the Sea, out of that wicked seahorse's hooves! I only wanted to hold off until she was ready to know the truth..... But instead, in only wanting to keep her safe from Trove, we otherwise trumatised innosent sea ponies that did no harm and did not understood their false leader's intent..... And, likely, rendered Rhabdom to be a name of foulness to them."
  • Manda: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU MISERABLE OLD COCKAROACH OF THE SEA?!"
  • Cheli: "MANDA, DON'T?!"
  • Manda: "IF YOU WEREN'T AFRAID OF RHANDOM KNOWING SOONER AND STILL BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO JUST, GO OUT THERE ANYWAY, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED?! HAD SHE KNOWN SOONER, HE WOULDN'T'VE BEEN SO CURIOUS ABOUT-"
  • Mr. Color: "Manda, please, playing the blame game won't bring her bad. The Elder was only trying to keep a powerful Krakon weapon out of reach of Trove."
  • Manda: "OH?! THEN I HOPE RHABDOM WAS A WORTHY SACRIVICE TO KEEP A GLORIFIVED PITCHFORK OUT OF SOME ASSHOLE'S GRASP?!"
  • Elder Cuddly: "DO NOT DEEM ME REMORSELESS, YOUNG MANDA?!....... If I had to surrender this object, to bring my granddaughter back, I would. My family always come first before duty."
  • Manda: "YOU HAVE, A POWERFUL, KRAKONITE TRIDENT?! CAN'T YOU JUST, RESSERECT HER WITH IT!?"
  • Elder Cuddly: "BELIEVE ME, IF I HAND SENSE THAT HER SOUL IS TRUELY GONE, I WOULD'VE ALREADY DONE SO?!"
  • Silence.....
  • Cheli: "..... You mean...... She's alive?"
  • Elder Cuddly: "Well.... Hard to say. Even with the krakonite trident, I can't sense her life engery accreately. The trident is only as reliable as the knowledge of the user. I am not able to teleport her, nor, revive her if need be, if I don't have the full answers to what her fate really is! And even then, I sense..... That a greater force would prevent any attempt to get her, as if..... It had need of her."
  • Manda: "..... Then we have to find her."
  • Elder Cuddly: "I already closed off the cravas with the trident..... And we can't risk a shearch on the outside, not without risking Trove's attention. In thanks to our scaring them with scare tactics to scare them away from trying to seek out Rhabdom, ESPEICALLY WHEN SOME OF YOU, WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO USE DEATH THREATS AND NEEDLESS SUCKING OF LOVE, Trove would have undying support of that innosent town thanks to them being afraid of us. We can only hope, that this force has benvolent intentions."
  • Manda: "SERIOUSLY?! THERE'S A CHANCE SHE COULD BE ALIVE, AND WE'RE NOT CAPITALISING ON IT?! SOME PROTECTOR YOU ARE?!"
  • Cheli: "Manda, he has a point. The cravas is fixed now, and it would be risky to go back out there, let alone the surface, and risk everyone, including land changelings, coming after us for being rogues?! That could risk giving Trove a free shot at the trident, and before you know you, that asshole will make Queen Wavedancer his slut when he goes god king apeshit on the whole world?!"
  • Mr. Color: "Look, Manda, I am not a fan of this neither, but he is our elder and knows what he's talking about..... We can only hope Rhabdom is okay, and that she's in good hands, and that she remembers that..... We love her no matter what, and that, we would've apologiesed to her had this mess not happened and finally explain why we did what we did..... We've never, should've kept secrets. And it's not just Cuddly's fault, him being our leader aside, it's..... It's also ALL our faults. We ALL kept her pushing her away from the world..... And now...... She practicly got swallowed by it..... The best we can do, is hope for the best, and not let this tragity be the seed for more tragities by making more mistakes..... Understood?"
  • Rhabdom was given the due revelation she needed........
  • Electross:... Mayor Treasure Trove was evil this whole time?...... I am not sure how Shore's going to react to that.
  • Astral Twilight: Actually, he's not evil. He actually used to be a celebrated treasure hunter. But the Trident... Has a bad habit of bringing out the worst in people for it's power. Treasure Trove is actually very noble. It's just the Trident. It shouldn't be in the hands or hooves of anycreature because it's original owner was self-corrupted by it's power and it corrupted people around him into wanting it. The Trident is one of the most forbidden treasures in Equestria for it's power and influence. I'm afraid that Trident must be destroyed.
  • Rhabdom: "My grandfather didn't look too worse off when he holds it."
  • Astral Twilight: "That's because he never uses it beyond what is nessersary. He only weilds it to keep it close."
  • Buzzord: "..... Well there's still the matter that he rigged an election!"
  • Astral Twilight: "There may be a deeper reason then you all expect. Perhaps he only did so because he was given uncouth advise."
  • Barktrot: "Be that as it may, that mayor still needs to be corrected. The trident's doing aside, he is still commiting the act of causing racial disharmony, something the school exists to halt and prevent. And as soon as Apocrypha is dealt with, or if we are able to get to Sparkle and friends aware of this, Trove needs to be corrected of his sins."
  • Astral Twilight: "And I do not disagree with this. But first things first.... Rhabdom, do you understand everything with your loved ones now?"
  • Rhabdom:... (Tears up and nods yes as she transformed into a pure Sea Changeling more like a mantis and emperor shrimp than before)...... I... I'm pure?
  • Astral Twilight: Now you can leave the caves. I'm sorry if I didn't make a good first impression.
  • Rhabdom:... I'm over it anyway. Now, let's go find that Clyde guy and give him a piece of your minds.

Clyde's location.

  • Clyde was seen carving a make-swift shovel out of some discarded wood and a large spoon-head shaped rock.
  • Clyde: "And, THERE!.... Not the prettiest makeshift shovel, but it'll do. Now, to use it to dig my way out of this cave and to get out of here."
  • Clyde flew up to the celing and aimed to start digging.
  • Clyde: "Just one strong scoop, and I'm out of here!" (The shovel immediately broke upon impact)...... OH GIMME A BREAK!!!!
  • (Astral Twilight): I told you, repentance is the only way out.
  • Clyde: HORSES***!!! The only way your gonna make me regret my life choices is through slow and painful torture, and honestly, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE SEEDS TO DO THAT?!
  • (Astral Twilight): I do, but not in an immoral way. The students above you had to have brought you here for a reason. You deface the School of Friendship, blackmail and manipulate students, committed a near-murder, and carelessly do whatever you please because you turned on your own friendship when your wings were broken trying to warn your disbelieving friends before the fraud could get the chance to live up to his threat.
  • Clyde: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU GIANT WEED!!
  • (Astral Twilight): You made it everyone's business all by yourself.
  • Clyde: And that's why I didn't want to come to this stupid school!!! Sid brought me there against my will!
  • (Astral Twilight): Because you were being a jerk to everyone around you since then. It had to be stopped.
  • Clyde: JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, TWIG!!! There's no way I'm-
  • Electross: THERE HE IS!! (Rhabdom and the teachers surrounded him)...
  • Barktrot: Young dragon, is what the Tree said about you blackmailing and manipulating students, tearing up the school in a party, AND nearly murdering an EEA evaluator, true?
  • Clyde: UGH!! A web of LIES!!
  • Barktrot: The Tree of Harmony NEVER lies!
  • Clyde: THEN WHY THE F*** DID YOU ASK?!
  • Barktrot: I was merely reading your face of it's sin.
  • Clyde: You weren't there.
  • Koningin: Don't try to dodge the issue!
  • Clyde: What issue? I'm just saying there's so much context! Those students clearly didn't want annoying arguing incompetent faculty like you, so they treated these mindf*****g caves as their dumping grounds.
  • (Astral Twilight): Don't think your pathological lying is going to get you anywhere. You have to pay the consequences for your actions.
  • Clyde: I am being framed. Everyone in the school is on it, too.
  • Barktrot: OKAY, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!! You're not avoiding this, young dragon. You're going to repent, one way or another.
  • Clyde: Or maybe I can get out of here first and leave you all trapped here forever.
  • Rhabdom: We've already repented, and you haven't.
  • Clyde: And that means there's an opening.
  • Entropy: And what makes you doubt the opening will only allow the repented to leave?
  • Clyde: And if you keep me down here against my will you will be held accountable for keeping the cousin of one of the Princess's friends hostage to force the issue of repentance. You will all be fired, and if Twilight actually had the ovaries to accept it, she'll only be made a selfish brat that forces the philosophy of friendship on others.
  • Koningin:... SUCH FOUL WORDS!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
  • Clyde: Not my fault the tough truth hurts. So if you know what's good for you, you will help me escape-
  • Koningin: EVERYTHING, YOU SAY TO US, IS PISSING ME OFF!!! This act of pathological lying is the act of prey!!
  • Clyde: Ironic coming from a PREY ANIMAL!!!
  • Rhabdom: OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS, YOU'RE COMING WITH US, WISE GUY- (Clyde smacked her as she got angry and healed from his scratches magically)... Bitch move. GET HIM!!! (Clyde flew and they chased him)

School of Friendship

  • Smolder: (All the students were not only cleaning up, but running the school by themselves)...... That was absolutely crazy!
  • University: I'm terribly sorry for Clyde's misdeeds, Pish-Posh!
  • Pish-Posh: Well ignoring the fact that this incident proves your faculty lacks compromise and your students lack responsibility, they did learn over time. Unfortunately, they must learn to realize errors for themselves. If the griffin hadn't knocked the sense into them, I would've been killed. The students need to learn how to think for themselves.
  • Gallus: "Look, can I ask something-"
  • Pish-Posh: "I know what your going to say, but, grate as I am that you saved me, it would be dishonorable to lie about what occured in the school. I may not be stubbern about the legit good things of the school like O'Hardknocks was, but that doesn't believe I am willing to sacrivice honoristic intregatry out of being appriative of a good thing. My father and the rest of the sub-council have every right to know about this school's flaws, for every school has to be open to scrutany, even if they don't wish to be under our direct umbrella."
  • University: "And, I understand this, but please understand that you may've only come at a bad time, along with that neither teachers are being able to adaquitely defend this school under a SURPRISE evaluation. As it was said, Sparkle and friends are tending to Magmatacus' hatching, and the other factily members are placed somewhere to reavaluate their relations to eachother."
  • Pish-Posh: ".... Well, I suppose it would be uncouth to use an inaccreate exsample. Very well, I will deside to not count what I first exseaprience as an accreate picture of the school, but as a consiquence, I will shedgule another evaluation as a make-up, and keep in mind, I will just as much record every flaw as much as I record the things done right, cause again, even schools not part of the E.E.A. branchline, HAS to be open to scrutany, so we know what to expect from such schools. And trust me, father has heard rumors on the occational craziness Professor Buzzord alone tends to pull off, him being the resident "Nutty Professor". The Sub-Council want to have these concerns addressed and to know that the school IS actively keeping these scenanigans in check."
  • University: "As a matter of fact, yes, we are. Twilight a few days prior has asked Capper of Kludgetown to look for those willing to be additional assistents to the professor in trying etablise the professor's.... Eccentrisities."
  • Pish-Posh: I'm afraid it's going to take a lot more than that to convince the EEA that Neighsay was incorrect. Buzzord may be a big concern, but not a sole one.
  • Sandbar: "Like, what?"
  • Pish-Posh: I'm sure you can surprise us. As our former head, you better make yourselves worth the disbanding, University. Good day. (Leaves).....
  • Gaster: "..... Well that was a fine thank you."
  • University: "Let's at least be glad he was willing to withheld judgement for now. He did say that he doesn't wish to be dishonest with his father, but he was willing to want to wait to get a better representation of the school. It wouldn't be fair of us to expect him to lie to Recliner just on the priniple of stopping Clyde from potaintionally ending his life. It may not be perfect, but, it's at least something. Now, let us go check on the other factily members."
  • Gallus: Yeah. Clyde must be pissing himself trying to avoid his comeuppance.

Chapter 5: Clyde and Rhabdom's Problems Amended/Koningin Re-Faces Apocrypha

Tree of Harmony Caves

  • Clyde: I'M GOING TO PISS MYSELF!!!! (He hides and avoids the teachers)... UGH! NOT COOL, DUDES AND DUDETTES!! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THE TEACHS ARE IN ON THIS S***!! I JUST WANTED TO PARTY, YO?!"
  • ???: You cannot hide forever. (The Tree appeared as Sid)... Because I can sense your fears, and they are just pitiful.
  • Clyde: Sid?! Cuz, how did you came back so quickly?! And, down here for that matter!
  • Tree: No. I am the Tree of Harmony taking the form of someone you'll listen to. And you? Even I pity you. And the fact you hide this angst of yours with your parties? Wow.
  • Clyde:.... Oh, right, that whole "Magical Tree" cave stuff. Alright, Sid, uh..... Tree, what are you playing at? And where am I?
  • Tree: These are the caves that I use to detect friendship problems with my roots, made easier by the Changeling caves dug down here eons ago. And you? The students brought you here to help you. You are not a good friend. And why? Because after your own friends left you to get your wings broken because of not believing your warnings about their idol being a very mean and vindictive fraud, you, RUINED, their lives.
  • Clyde: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!
  • Tree: Please remember who you're talking to.
  • Clyde:.... I MEANT IN THE CONTEXT THAT I'M TECNECALLY AN ALIEN TO THIS WORLD?! I mean, I may only know of you recently, but I get how you work! Ya can only understand friendship issues for EQUESTRIA,YOU DON'T KNOW FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS THAT OCCUR OFF-WORLD!!! Heck, you likely only know about me NOW, because me and cuz are ON the planet! I mean, sure, dragons and wyverns DO exist in Equestria, but that's the thing! ME AND SID AREN'T EVEN EQUESTRIAN!!! WE COME FROM A 60'S WORLD IN THE WARNER BROTHERS UNIVERSE WITH MYTHICAL CREATURES!!! I'm obviously not like ones of Equestria!
  • Tree: True, but when you stay here for long enough, the answers become clear.
  • Clyde: You're wasting your time. I'm a lone wolf. Who needs friends anyway? Epseically after those party crashers trashed my teacher-free party after you had your fun with them.
  • Tree: I'll tell you who. Someone with no girlfriend, no life, no job, no family, no hobbies. You threw away and ruined your own friends.
  • Clyde: AND WHY NOT?! After everything we did together, they chose their FRAUDULENT IDOL, OVER ME!! They deserved what they got.
  • Tree: No they didn't. They didn't know any better and neither did you. So instead of trying to make up for everything, you decided to be vindictive, just like with the students and Pish-Posh. If you won't tell anyone about your problems and treat them however you want until you inevitably get kicked out and get them in trouble, then you're staying down here until you can grow up.
  • Clyde: Y... YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN HERE FOREVER!!!
  • Tree: Not forever. That choice is yours and yours alone. (He is put in a magical simulation)
  • Clyde: JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!..... And, likely, your gonna start ignoring me now..... And FYI, I KNOW YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA RE-CREATE MY PAST ABOUT HOW MY FRIENDS CHOOSE THAT FAKER OVER ME, SO DON'T BOT-
  • ???: "Clyde?"
  • Clyde: ".... Ther? (Suddenly finds themself in a recreation of a 60's building, and found himself in front of his old friends)...... Stacy? Mark? McJack? Even Klebor?! How did you guys- (Realises).... Oh..... Right..... Simulation..... Ya know what, I'm out, I'm gonna-"
  • Stacy (A beuatiful slender female Wyvern): "Clyde.... (Clyde stops)...... You were right about Bull Manson..... He really was a fraud."
  • Clyde: "..... Look, let's be honest here, tree, I know these guys are your freaky simulation things as how your trying to psycoanalise me, I already know from the gang tha-"
  • Stacy: "Your cousin was the one who told us, Clyde. (Clyde was shocked)...... Taiku helped him exposed Bull as the faker he was."
  • Clyde: "..... How, did the tree know that?! If anything, say if that's true, the only way you would know that is from-.... Cuz..... Really did that for me......"
  • Mark the Traditional Satyr: "Uh, dude, you okay?"
  • McJack The Goblin: "(Irish Accent) Oh great, he's high on Highlow Drugs again."
  • Klevor the Kelpie: "Do we like, have to take him to rehab, or something?"
  • Clyde desided to humor the tree on this....
  • Clyde: "Ahem, don't mind that, I was just being out there! Just came out of a WILD party after all! So.... Tell me about what went down?"
  • Stacy: Well, it went sort of like this... (The Tree created another simulation similar to a flashback)
  • Clyde: Ooh, trippy. (Sees Sid and Taiku together) Wait, is that... Sid?
  • Sid: Hey, Taiku, you sure about this, man?
  • Taiku: Sid, your cousin disturbed the peace out there! He was barely left off scott-free. Next time he's going to be in bigger trouble. The police said he goes to jail if he repeats this behavior. Weeks since he lost his friends and he still hasn't gotten his act together and would give Master Shake an inferiority complex with his malicious attitude. Now, go in there, and remember to use the tape recorder.
  • Sid: Alright, fine! (He enters the house while Taiku flew off)
  • Klevor:...... Sid? What're you doing here?
  • Sid: Guys, are you aware of the crap Clyde did yesterday?
  • McJack: Ahh, please. Who cares if he disturbed an entire family park just because he was crossed by some punk gobshites? He was a horrible friend.
  • Sid: Guys.
  • Stacy: Save it. Your cousin made his choice. He doesn't want us to be a part of his life, so we have to move on.
  • Mark: The bastard came in with wing casts claiming Bull broke them and expected us to believe him. He thought we were stupid. Nobody wants to be friends with people who peg them for rubes.
  • Klevor: Bull Manson was our idol growing up. And he just comes up and says he's a fraud? Bull Manson was the Saxton Hale of our dreams. He did everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. And he just takes our admiration and whizzes on it!
  • Sid: Guys, he was telling the truth, and his wings really WERE broken. He was threatened to have his wings broken by Bull himself if he tried to tell anyone and he knew you'd believe him and let no harm come to him. And what does he get instead? The opposite. You completely dashed off his warnings. Because of that, he was forced to try and make that proof real on national Television in a talk show, and thus, Bull made good on his threat. You left him behind.
  • Stacy: HE WAS OUR IDOL!!! HE'S BEEN THERE FOR US SINCE WE WERE LITTLE!! What would we do if our childhood was ruined because our image of him was changed?
  • Sid: Grow up for starters. Listen, idol worship can be a desistating thing to do, espeically when that idol is a mortal person of fame status. Celeberites are still people that CAN have impurities and flaws. Besides, I came because there's evidence that he's a nobody.
  • McJack: Well where is it?
  • Sid: Don't need it. Not only did Clyde already covered that on NATIONAL TV, but, I also have a little thing called: common sense. All of you think for a second, and don't tell me about Bull's silly catchphrase of 'don't think and you can do anything'. For lack of a less ironicly convinent choice of words: That, is, BULLS***! He's telling you to just open suspension of disbelief so nobody can ask themselves this: A Minotaur who could bring down a skyscraper with one punch and give the money to the poor while surviving the falling debris? Lifting an entire semi-truck and carrying it 5 miles with no rest? Defeating an entire triad of 100,000 ninjas and living? WHY IT'S PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!! It's obvious what he REALLY did. He set explosives in the skyscraper set to go off at a specific time and put in a decoy while finding shelter, that 'semi-truck' was a lightweight fake and he brought in pentuples for each mile, AAAAAAAND he took credit for someone else's accomplishment of defeating that 'triad' by bribing him with whatever. NONE of you actually considered how ANY of that was too inhuman for believability, him being a Minotaur aside? Even for his kind, that's something that Chuck Norris would just die laughing at.
  • Klevor:...... Ohh... Wow... When you put it like that... It really does make us look stupid.
  • (Clyde): (Thinks: YOU TELL 'EM, CUZ! THEY DESERVE TO LOOK STUPID AFTER ALL THAT!)
  • (Astral Twilight): You do realize I can read minds?
  • (Clyde): Whatever, at least I'm playing along. Just have them explain how Dick-ku knew any of that shit!
  • Mark: "But, how would you know this?"
  • Sid: "Taiku recorded this himself. (Used a tape recorder)."
  • Gruff Voice from tape recorder: "Well my eluxious interviewer, I'll let ya in on a secret that, I kinda want to be kept out of the papers...... I, kinda hid behind years of smoke and mirrors. (The 4 were surprised)...... I used dynomite to cause that skyscraper to fall. The Semi was actselly an albeit accreate fake of what a real semi looks like. And that triad were actselly beated by a vastly superior martial artist I kinda asked to beat for me. See, I'm no different then a hollywood acter that I am more of a, pizzazzor then actselly being THAT powerful. That is what that Clyde brat almost tried to expose on National TV! But I taught that little shit a lesson he'll done never forget. (Stacy was seen shedding tears as the others just looked bewildered and betrayed) Cause, I didn't messed him up too badly, by all means, I wanted to teach him a lesson, while not risking a lawsuit and another possabily of bad press. I was barely lucky that the folks at the talk show ruled him out as just a hater. I would've lost everything if the punk was able to expose my, "Magdition's secrets", if you will. By all means, it was nothing too personal to the little punk, I was just protecting my livelyhood is all. (The recording end)....."
  • McJack: "........ Let's take this s*** to the news."
  • Sid: "No need. Taiku made a copy and has already sent it to the TV Station. In fact.... (Turns on the TV)."
  • News Anchur: "Breaking news. Shocking defelupments delivered by an anomamous shorce has revealed that Bull Manson is not the idol kids and adults alike had all adored. A tape was given to us to reveal that his prodominant stunts, are actselly fake. (The recording was replayed). Which means in light of this, the infamous "Clyde Shockerwing Scandel" on the Live Show Bull Manson was one, is a 100% true. We now go to you live at the Manson residence with Bill Chitchat, Bill?"
  • Bill Chitchat: "(Seen live on a large mansion surrounded by cop cars) Thanks Chad. With revelation of the fact Bull Manson has assulted a child for trying to expose a mere scandel, he finds himself in a bigger one in that he even did so at all. As we see, police have made a decisive arrest of Bull Manson and charged him with the serious crime of assulting a minor, plus counts of being fruadulent on many fronts. Bull Manson is looking at years of prison for what he has done, and the end of his career. The chief has not release a statement, but he promises this will be talked about for a long time."
  • Bull Manson was seen greatly chained up as he had a shocked face as officers stared at him with shame as the press were seen and started to take pictures and tried to ask questions like mad!
  • Bill Chitchat: "With this revelation, we could very well be seeing the end of a legacy buildt on falsehoods. All thanks to a misterstood wyvern, who did albeitly made a rash call. Wherever he is, he should know that his name has been redeemed and cleared this very day. Back to you, Chad."
  • Chad: "And now Alison on the weather-"
  • Sid turned off the TV.
  • Stacy: "...... Sid, where's Clyde?"
  • Sid: "At Equestria in Twilight's school. I'm here to see if you guys would like a chance to see him."
  • Stacy: "..... Yes. We would."
  • McJack: "Though it would be hilarious that if we showed up and Clyde already made a mess of things, because if there's anything Clyde knows best, is making CRAZY parties!"
  • Sid: "Hey now, try to have more faith in him. I'm sure he did nothing of the like."
  • Echos saying "Nothing of the like" was repeated as Clyde realised everything now.....
  • The simulation faded.......
  • Clyde: "..... AWWWWWWWWW, SWEET DIVIIIIIIIIINES, IIIIIII F**************D UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!"
  • (Astral Twilight): Yes, yes you did, but it's not too late. The least you could do is make amends to the school before you talk to your quote-unquote "former friends". What do you say?
  • Clyde: "..... Okay, fine.... I give. (The factily appeared behind him). I go back to those people and give them a due- (Turns around to the factily) YAAAAAAAAAH?! DON'T APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE THAT?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well tecnecally we were watching you as you were having your own simuation being shown to you."
  • Clyde: "..... Oh, you guys, heard and saw all that, did ya?"
  • Barktrot: "Right from the start, up until your revilation."
  • Clyde: "..... Guys, I want to apologies for everything, to all of you and- (Sees Rhabdom).... The, random bug horse that I clearly never seen before in my life until now."
  • Rhabdom: You clawed me in the face earlier, wise guy! I'm Rhabdom, by the way.
  • Clyde: ".... That's, a very dude-like name for a girl."
  • Rhabdom: "They thought I was gonna BE male when they had me as an egg. They also gave me the name because of my eyes."
  • Clyde: The word sounds like something in between the middle of a bug.
  • Rhabdom: It's an ocular tube that guides light for seeing.
  • Clyde: Because that makes a WHOOOOOOOOLE lotta sense. There's this girl Changeling in the school who has eyes that're WAY prettier than yours.
  • Rhabdom: Oh thanks for making me insecure, wise guy. Are we sure this guy changed?
  • Clyde: Hey, I'm a work in progress, Rhabableh, I still have alot s*** to do before I became THAT nice. Tree? Beam us out or whatever.
  • Tree: This way. (They ran off)

School of Friendship.

  • Little Dipper: "Ya know, they all have been down there awhile, should we check to make sure they didn't get lost or got caught up in a really stupid arguement or something?"
  • Quartz: We shouldn't. These things take time.
  • Little Dipper: "And your positive they didn't end up, ya know, killing eachother or something?"
  • Quartz: They would never do something like that. And even if they did, the Tree can always keep an eye on them.
  • Little Dipper: "(Sighs), Okay, fine. Just thought I play the concerned guy over here."
  • Skyceria: "And good on ya for caring, Little Dipper."
  • Little Dipper: Hey, I may be a Taraxippus now, but I'm a purified one. I am capable of showing concern after all, even as aphathic and cynical as I sound.
  • Shore: We just need to be patient. We took care of all the problems and started looking after the School. Not a bad way to teach responsibility if I do say so myself.
  • Gaster: "Ya know, guys, I kinda been thinking about Clyde. Even if, or basicly, when, that tree makes Clyde get an empifinmy, he's likely still gonna be abit of an asshole. He's likely still gonna be bound to throw crazy parties."
  • Silverstream: "That is a good obversation, Gaster. I guess we need to work on further humbling Clyde."
  • Gallus: ".... I'm probuly gonna hate myself for this, but.... This guy's problem is that he lost his friends, right? So-"
  • Little Dipper: "Your suggesting we befriend him?"
  • Gallus: "I know, I know, dumb idea, but-"
  • Sandbar: "Actselly, that's not too bad of an idea."
  • Smolder: "Well, there's the matter on whether or not he would be pissy about ruining his party AND throwing him down that cave. Based on what Gaster said, that cave may get him to realise he was f*****g him, but I wouldn't expect an overhaul of personality. He's likely still gonna be a bit douchey."
  • Ocellus: "Well, yes. He's, going to be a lot of work, but, then again.... We had a similar problem with Discord. And a lot of us came to understand HIM better."
  • Shore: "There is one more issue though: There's the matter on if Twilight, all the other teachers, and even his cousin would let him stay here after the trouble he caused. Twilight espeically might have QUITE a reaction to hear what happened while she was away."
  • Gallus: "Well let's remember that keeping quiet about it only got us into messes at least MORE THEN ONCE, espeically since that's what got Barktrot and the others down there to begin with. So, let's NOT do the oppisite of truth."
  • Ocellus: "Undeniably. But there's also the matter on how to say it without making Clyde sound TOO unredeemable to Twilight."
  • Cozy: Well, if we're gonna think practicly here, we-
  • Gallus: MAIN CHARACTERS ONLY!!! You don't get to decide anything after you made the situation worse!
  • Cozy: Yeesh, greedy for attention as well, huh? (Gallus was angered)...
  • Skyceria: COZY! THAT WAS A HORRIBLE COMEBACK!!!
  • Cozy: Hey, he doesn't want me cracking wise, he shouldn't give me a reason to.
  • Gallus: I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON, YOU LITTLE BRAT-
  • Cozy: You really want to hurt me?
  • Gallus:...... Fine. What were you going to say?
  • Cozy: Well, I recommend you tell Twilight LAST. That way, everycreature is happy and all is forgiven.
  • Smolder:... That's actually a good idea. D*** move talking back to her, G.
  • Gallus: Go bite off a dragon's d***!
  • Gaster: "But, why tell Twilight last though? I mean hey, I'm usually all for undermining athority like that by not telling them anything first and foremost, but, isn't it consider the ultamate symbol of disrespect to any athority figure to not inform them of major events first and foremost? What makes ya sure Sparkle won't spazz out all the same for being the last to know it? Won't that make her feel like we don't trust her to tell first?"
  • Smolder: "..... Actselly, that's a good f*****g argument."
  • Cozy: "Seriously?! I thought you hated Twilight's guts!"
  • Gaster: "Hey, there's a different between disliking their position of power, and actselly hating the person in it. For example, I hate Chrysalis' guts and her athority because SHE WAS A PRICK ABOUT IT?! While I only have problem with an adorkable bookworm being the boss of me because it cramps my sytile. I can appresiate that at least she's being nice about it."
  • Cozy: "Well why did you commited several acts of undermining her in the past when she told you not to do certain things, like, going after Winger?"
  • Gaster: "Well I wasn't gonna stomich with her thinking I was some helpless baby! See, when I disobeyed Sparkle's athority on THAT time, it's to prove that I ain't spineless to the face of Equesria's Byannual problems! What YOU'RE suggesting, is basicly do the act of acting as if her athority matters as much as a speck of dust."
  • Gallus: "So yeah, Telling Sparkle last, is DIFFENTLY out."
  • Cozy: "But, but, but-"
  • Quartz: "Look, it's nothing personal Cozy. We're just thinking about practicality."
  • Cozy: BUT TELLING HER FIRST WOULD MAKE SID LOOK BAD!!! The Princess would understand!!
  • Sandbar: Twilight wouldn't be that upset at Sid for another family member's actions. That'd be like judging an entire race because of a single member. It's nothing more than an act of hate. Though your words make sense, again, we're being practical as it's not worth disappointing Twilight just to bring mercy on Sid.
  • Shore: "Though a lot of us are now concerned that the cute and shy little pony I came to feel sympathy for, is replaced by.... Well, nothing I would say about what you are now, isn't particularly nice, so I'll follow my dad's advice of not saying anything if it isn't nice."
  • The group left as Cozy was given an empifiny that she did acted too decidsive and realised that not only she ended up making more people suspitious of her, but she also lost what could be legit friends.
  • Cozy: "(Quietly) Thanks alot, Sis. You effectively just made me unpopular with the kind of people that matter!..... I need to make it up to them, not just so to get any suspition off me, but..... They were the only ones willing to give me any form of consideration. But a simple apology would be too soon, espeically after the potshots at Gallus! Think Cozy, think!...... (She goes to Twilight's Castle and turns on the communicator, which has been fixed) Thank goodness when the Lodgers first arrived to deal with Apocrypha they took the time to get this thing fixed first. Coincidence? Hell yeah. (The Communicator reached Twilight)... Princess Twilight? There's loads to tell you. And...... Take it easy on Taiku and Sid, okay?..."
  • (Twilight): Taiku? Sid? What do they-.... Oh no, I just realized, Sid was bringing his cousin here, I-...... What happened?

Meanwhile...

  • The Factily were seen having a greater commodery.
  • Rhabdom and Clyde were behind them.
  • Koningin: "-And that was how I entrapped a Dragon Rhino right into a field of thorn roots."
  • Buzzord: "And he really went in butt first?"
  • Koningin: "It caused the creature to blast off into the sky, howling an odd scream as it managed to hurl all the way back into the Behemoth Graveyard."
  • The factily laughed.
  • Clyde: "..... Wow, they are suddenly acting like they're pals."
  • Rhabdom: "Well, I guess this cave is good at what it does. Based on my understanding, these guys came here being at each other's throats because the Antelope was keeping quiet about Apocopatha or whatever, but after what they went through, it's like they've always been friends."
  • Clyde: "Well, I guess there's is a lot of truth about this "Tree of Harmony" thing after all. I kinda see now why the thing is so revered as if it was a Jesus Christ tree."
  • Rhabdom: Who's that?
  • Clyde: Oh, he's-
  • Koningin: FINALLY!
  • Clyde: Of course I get interrupted.
  • Koningin: There's the cellar door.
  • Gallus: (The Young Heroes saw them through the grill of the door) Hey, guys. Was it worth it?
  • Electross: Yes. As it would ever be.
  • Ocellus:... Who's your new friend?
  • Shore: Wait... I recognize that face.... Rhabdom?
  • Rhabdom:... Who are you?
  • Ocellus: Who's that?
  • Shore: That's the Sea Changeling that came to my hometown and got banished when her family attacked.
  • All Students: SEA CHANGELING?!?
  • Shore: What are you doing down there?
  • Rhabdom: I was trapped down here since this 'plunderweed' stuff dragged me away from home a day after that stuff. But that doesn't answer my question: Who are you?
  • Shore: Oh, um, Shore Joy.
  • Rhabdom: Shore Joy... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah, you were that cute reefskeeper that hung out with that aquaphilic Earth pony.
  • Sandbar: Oy, and so it begins.
  • Rhabdom: You sure look different. So, it would be very nice if you could just LET US OUT OF HERE!!! (They did that)... YEEES!!! OHHH, I'M FREEE!!!!!! ALL THESE LONG YEARS!!!! YESYESYESYESYEEESSS!!!!
  • Koningin: (As Rhabdom cheered) Where's Apocrypha? I have some mess to clean up.
  • Cozy: (Drops in) Good, I'm just in time. Guys?... I told Twilight everything.
  • Little Dipper: You did?... Well bust my britches, you actually redeemed yourself.
  • Cozy: What are friends for? Anyway, I called the Lodgers too. They said Apocrypha is in Hippopotamia.
  • Silverstream: Hippopotamia? As in the Potamian kingdom Princess Twilight initially thought they were supposed to go during the Storm King mess?
  • Cozy: Yeah. And they seem to be getting their butts handed to them in pieces.
  • Gallus: "Well the usual Lodgers I would get, I mean, no duh, they ain't all powerhouses, but I'm sure the stronger Lodgers like Merlin, Pang Bing, Shen with the right stuff, and Gazelle's a no brainer, would come through and-"
  • Cozy: "About that..... Even the first three are struggling, and..... Gazelle's not even trying to fight."
  • Koningin: "And what possessed that crazy gazelle to think otherwise with Apocrypha?"
  • Cozy: "..... Did you, by any chance, find out about Apocrypha not exactly being Equestrian origin?"
  • Buzzord: "Well yes, but I don't see how-"
  • Cozy: "Well......."

From the distece of the school.

  • Factily and Student voices: "WHAAAAAAAT?!? (The word echoed comically)"

Hippopotamia, a long while prior in the story.

  • The van arrived to a ruined hippo kingdom.
  • Alex: "Yeesh, looks like our Kaiju really f****d the place up."
  • The Van landed.
  • Gloria: "Guys, let me handle this, they're hippos, I'm a hippo, I might be able to earn their attention better. (Opens the door up) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, Y'ALL?!"
  • The hidden and scared hippos looked confusedly at Gloria.
  • Gloria: "Howdy ya'll, names Gloria, and I am here to brighten up your days! HMM! Hippo-slam pump! (Bumps into another Hippo who ended up splashing into the water) YEAAH?!"
  • A stern hippo with a feathered hat and cragadile-skin clouthing came up.
  • Hippo: "WHY IS THIS FEMALE HIPPO STANDING ON HER HINDLEGS?!...... AND NAKED?!"
  • Gloria: "..... Excuse me?"
  • Hippo citizen 1: "Adviser Crunch-Mouth, I don't think this hippo is one of us. She came from the strange flying machine with painted fire!"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "..... An outsider, huh? WELL WHAT NERVE DO YOU HAVE TO COME HERE, ALIEN?! AND IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR SUFFERING WHEN THE BEAST APOCRYPHA CAME OUT OF HIS HYBERNATION FOR WHATEVER REASON?!"
  • Gloria: "Well, ya see, we're here to help, and-"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "HELP?! Getting help, is the act of prey?!"
  • Gloria: ".... Oh boy, it's gonna be THESE types of people."
  • Crunch-Mouth: "WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
  • Gloria: "Listen Crunchy, we're here on Louger business, and not meaning to disrespect your counter-productive tradtion, (Crunch-Mouth grunted offended), but a Kaiju attack is not something up for independence politics! I mean, if Japan is willing to ask for help against Godzilla, you guys should do the same with Apoclap or whatever."
  • Crunch-Mouth: "..... INSULTING ALIENS?! POTAMIA IS AN INDEPENDENT LAND?! WE CAN HANDLE OUR OWN BATTLES?! BESIDES OUR QUEEN HAS APOCRYPHA COVERED?! SHE-"
  • A loud smack was heard, as a very big hippo was seen screaming as she was careening across the city torwords the van!
  • Icky: "OH THAT'S A HUUUUUUUUUUGE BITCH?!"
  • The Lougers and Gazelle all got out the van as the very large Hippo crashed into it, crushing the van?!
  • Crunch-Mouth: "MY QUEEN?!"
  • Lodgers: OUR VAN!!!
  • Crunch-Mouth: "Queen Allochthon, are you okay?!"
  • Allochthon: "(Pained moan).... Do I, SOUND, okay to you, ya plum?!"
  • Gazelle: "Yeah, that wasn't a particullary smart question sir, I-"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "(Gasps)...... A GAZELLE?! (Bows!)"
  • Gazelle: "..... Que?"
  • The other Hippos bowed as well.
  • Allochthon: "A GAZELLE?! (Bows as well, but further crushes the van)!"
  • Pang Bing: "Oh dear!"
  • Banzai: Can you PLEASE get off of our van first, you big- (Shenzi covered his mouth)
  • Shenzi: Big, bold, brave, Queen of the Hippos?
  • Banzai: Queen of the Hippos?
  • Allocthon: "Sorry, in too much pain to move!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Okay, QUE?!"
  • Gilda: "You should know that gazelles are very high in the Potamia social order, Gaz."
  • Trixie: "It's because gazelles were the race that established peace in Potamia during the early days of the Alicorn Reign."
  • Gloria: ".... Aw man, Gazelle was able to get hippos attention, better than the ACTUAL hippo member!"
  • Skipper: Well you only get one chance of a first impression.
  • Banzai: So YOU'RE the Queen of the Hippos that the Mane Six thought Celestia was sending Luna to for help?
  • Allocthon: Yes. But it was entirely pointless because we are an independent society. Coming to us for help is an act of prey.
  • Benny: P*****s!
  • Samson/Ryan: BENNY!!
  • Allocthon: But we only came because the pink one messaged us they were coming, by the young dragon's messaging breath no less. It just burned right in my face. But when I received no visit, I came personally to see what was the issue.

Flashback...

  • Allocthon/Novo: (As Allocthon appeared as she did in the MLP Movie credits) QUEEN OF THE HIPPOGRIFFS/HIPPOS?!... (The two looked at each other and just laughed)
  • Allocthon: And for a moment I thought you were committing an act of prey.
  • Rainbow Dash: Act of prey?! ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE ARE COWARDS FOR ASKING FOR HELP?!? WELL YOU'D CERTAINLY DO THE SAME IF THE STORM KING BOTHERED YOUR FATASSES!!! (Celestia and Luna shushed her in panic)
  • Allocthon: What did you call us?
  • Rainbow Dash: Ugh, never mind. Point is, we were looking for the wrong race. (Storm Creatures appeared out of nowhere)
  • Cadence:... SHINING ARMOR, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE ON GUARD!!!!
  • Guard #1: THEY SAID THEY WERE THE REFORMED REMNANTS!!!
  • Cadence: AND YOU BELIEVED THEM?!?... (The guards hesitated)...
  • (Icky): "Well good to know that what the end credits showed about the left-behind Storm Guys was actselly made up."
  • (Iago): "Well we never really saw any reformed storm guys, so, that also disproved that throey".
  • Rainbow Dash:...
  • Pinkie:...... And cue Firebrand-style reaction to military incompetency in 3, 2, 1... (Rainbow Dash Tom screamed)
  • Rainbow Dash: AND I THOUGHT GIVING AWAY OUR POSITION WITH A SONIC RAINBOOM WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE MILITARY!!
  • Allocthon: By Gaia, they're ugly.
  • Head Storm Creature: HEY SHUT IT, WE'RE VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT OUR APPEARENCE?! The King is dead! Capture the ponies and others in the name of the Storm Clan, and throw the fat female hippo into the river!
  • Allocthon: "FAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Celestia: "Oh dear."
  • Luna: "Oh dear."
  • Novo: "Oh boy."
  • Shining: "Wha-oh."
  • Candence: "Ohhhh my."
  • Storm Creature 1: "Sir, I don't think that was a smart move."
  • Head Storm Creature: "Why's tha- (Allocthon charged at him) D'OOWWWWWWWWWWWWW, NOW I SEE WHAT YA MEAN?!'
  • Allocthon did this as everyone's jaws cartoonishly dropped!
Samurai Jack S2Ep4-Scotsman's Wife vs Celtic Demons

Samurai Jack S2Ep4-Scotsman's Wife vs Celtic Demons

  • Capper: Damn!
  • Queen Novo: Well, if it wasn't for that 'act of prey' stuff, they'd do just as well as we would've.
  • Celaeno: Amen.
  • Luna: "Agreed. The Hippos would've made a great backup plan should the Hippogriffs be unable to help, like just now appearently, if it weren't not for Potamia traditions."
  • Celestia: "Welp, at least, even out of being provoked, that she's taking care of THEM for us."
  • Allocthon: LALALALALALALALALAA!!! (Beats up the last of the Storm Creatures as they retreated comically)... AND STAY BACK IN YOUR OWN LAND?!
  • Head Storm Creature from distence: "THAT'S KINDA THE PLAN WE'RE DOING HERE?!"
  • Allocthon: "AND REMEMBER THAT, YA FILTHY APE-THINGS?!" (Allocthon was put in a motivational poster reading 'Don't call the Queen of the Hippos fat', and the word 'EVER!!' slaps on it)
  • Fluttershy: Discord.
  • Discord: Hey, I was a stone statue the whole time... AGAIN!!! I had to do something.
  • Applejack: Well it worked. Thank you, your highness. How can we repay you?
  • Allocthon: Well, I may as well stay, cause this does look like a pretty decent pony party. It'd be a waste to return now. Besides, friends shouldn't really carry debts.
  • Twilight: That is true. But I suppose you can stay. More friends are definitely the merrier. Though there should be alternate routes.
  • Allocthon: Why?
  • Twilight: Well much of our doors are so narrow and you're so, well-
  • Allocthon: WHAT?!?
  • Twilight: Oops.
  • Rainbow Dash: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!! (They did that as Allocthon chased them)
  • Allocthon: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA!!!! (They were chased comically as the camera was up above)
  • Celestia's voice: "PLEASE TRY TO TAKE IT EASY ON THEM, TWILIGHT IS IN ENOUGH BAD INTERNATIONAL PRESS AS IT IS?!"
  • Novo's voice: "Though if you can butt-slam Twilight extra hard for me for trying to steal my pearl, that'd be great?!"
  • Skystar's voice: "SERIOUSLY MOM?!"
  • Novo's voice: "You're still grounded, young lady, don't make me take back the slack I gave by giving me lip."
  • Celestia's voice: No seriously, Novo, we need to talk about THAT later.
  • Novo's voice:... Aw, Maricolous.

Present

  • Allocthon: For candy-colored ponies, they can go pretty far on their own. I'll respect that they can run good at the least.
  • Crunch-Mouth: "That said, what brings you here in these troubled lands, oh great gazelle?"
  • Gazelle: "Well, you see, like Gloria said, we're here to resolve your giant monster problem."
  • Allochthon: "I wouldn't recimend that, oh mighty gazelle! I wasn't even enough against that brute! He would be too much for you and your..... Questionable entourage."
  • Icky: "Oh please lady, it's just a Kaiju, we fought them plenty of times before, and we have the mech for it. (The Mega Max 3000 showed up from a small amulet and was then piloted by Sam and Max), I think we got this covered, we- (Music was heard).... The f***?"
TFS - Perfect Cell song

TFS - Perfect Cell song

  • Apocrypha: "(As song is climaxing) My name is Apocrypha, and I'd like to say..... Hello....."
  • Icky: "..... Wow. We managed to get right into the bad guy alot quicker then expected."
  • Apocrypha: "Well, I was mainly following where I tossed her fat ass is, but I couldn't help but notice that I was in the presence of a new challnage, so.... I felt prudent to introduse myself."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, rarely we get complimented by a would-be foe. Usually they do nothing but insult us and-"
  • Apocrypha: "Yeah, not nessersarly you clowns."
  • Boss Wolf: "ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND there it is."
  • Apocrypha: "I was more refering to what you misfits are entouraged too..... The Gazelle."
  • Pang Bing: "So you realised that Gazelle was a power beyond you, beast?"
  • Apocrypha: "Realized? I remember THAT power like an old friend."
  • The Lougers got confused......
  • Icky: "..... (This video)."
JonTron - Excuse me, what?

JonTron - Excuse me, what?

  • Apocrypha: "Ohhhhh yes. If only that Uniter Blade can talk. Tell me, "Giselle" as you are actually called, did you manage to get the whole gang inside that summoner dohickey in?"
  • Gazelle: "I'm sorry, wha?"
  • The Uniter Blade acted up, and summoned forth the Holy Chi Fire Phoenix, Tzumami the titanic sea horse, and accsidently, Strife while he is seen in a bath tub.
  • Strife: "(This Video)"
Dollhouse scene -Tom & Jerry

Dollhouse scene -Tom & Jerry

skip to 0:06

  • Strife: "(Hides behind Gazelle) WHAT THE F*** AM I DOING HERE?!"
  • Gazelle: "I'M SORRY, BUT EVEN WHEN YOU ARE FREED, YOUR STILL TECNECALLY A SUMMON NOW?!"
  • Tzumami: "...... Behemus....... Is that..... You?"
  • Apocypha: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Tzumami, HCFP, good to see you two again, and- (Sees Strife)...... You..... I'm sorry, is he new?"
  • Tzumami: "He's kinda here by accident."
  • The Chi Fire Phenox squacked in agreement.
  • Apocrypha: "Okay, if I'm being honest here, I was being hyped for a big reunion, and suddenly, it's just you guys and Mr. Trunk-Nose over here."
  • Strife: "HEY?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Hey's for horses, nosey!"
  • Strife: CRACK WISE AGAIN AND I'LL TURN YOUR BODY INSIDE-OUT, FATBOY!!!!
  • Gazelle: "Wait wait wait wait! I am being, SUPER confused now?! Tzumami, you and the Chi Fire Phenox KNOW him?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Okay, I am just going to assume that you are not spending enough time with the Lightflies, because you should've known EXACTLY who I was!"
  • Icky: "HEY?! WHAT'S GOING ON, HERE?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Hey's still for horses, ugly! But I suppose I owe an explanation. See, dispite that I bare a striking, almost flattering resemblence to the extinct Equestrian Behemoths long destroyed by the Alicorn Gods because they were just TOO powerful to live, I'm actselly just as much a tourest here as you guys are. (Everyone was surprised)..... In fact, how familier you guys are with Alistadar?"
  • Lougers: "ALISTADAR?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Ya know, old Lightfly/Mothron planet and an infamous point of contention that created an obscured evil demon lord that sounds like he was from a BMS session? I was borned there as one of the earliest summons ever."
  • Gazelle: "BUT HOW DID YOU END UP IN EQUESTRIA, AND, WHY ARE YOU TERRORISING THESE PEOPLE?! ALL UNITER SUMMONS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE PURE GOOD?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Well let's just say, if you're gonna crush a Mothron vanguard, be sure to wear really thick boots. You see, I used to be with one of the MANY previous Uniters that was caught up in a minor Lightfly and Mothron battle that coinidently took place in Equestria's equilent to freaking Africa!"

Flashback...

  • (Apocrypha): "The Uniter I was with, cowinidently a Gazelle like you, but native here, was the latest Uniter choosen by the Lightflies when this land was suffering from the wrath of a netourious Mothron Vanguard named Vannus Guardsmen, (Deadpan) Original Name, I know, (Seriously), who saw Potamia the perfect land to claim in the name of the Mothrons to establish a new colony for them. Thing is, he was NOT a fan of the African theme they had going for them, so.... He basicly wanted to F*** THEIR S*** UP?! (Vannus was seen having Mothron forces destroy the evioment) He had it all, a large army of soldiers of organic and bot nature, the finest weapons in his pocession, and Mothron tec so powerful not even the Alicorns themselves couldn't dent it.... But he did NOT count on my Uniter to show up, summon me, and wreck his s***, and man, did we EVER wrecked s***?!"
  • Apocrypha as Behemus and his old Uniter master were seen defeating all of Vannus's forces, as Battlebots were being destroyed into nothing and Mothrons retreated in fear!
  • (Apocrypha): "We practicly HANDED his ass to him?! Unfortunately..... (Starts to sound more sad) Vannus desided to be a spoilsport like you wouldn't believe."
  • Vannus went berserk and attacked the old Uniter and stabbed her with a Mothronian Keyblade!
  • (Apocrypha): "Just, like, that...... I lost someone who was like the greatest friend I could've ever asked for, just because a DAMN BUG, (Sounding more angrior), COULDN'T ACCEPT DEFEAT?! SO..... YOU CAN KINDA GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING?!"
  • Behemus got angry and stompped onto Vannus as he was redused to bug paste!
  • (Apocrypha): "(Regains composure) I basicly gave Vanny boy a taste of what REAL insects go through on a daily basis...... Alas, t'was all but a bittersweet victory as my Uniter Master had died, thus the blade I once called home, went up into space never came back, basicly rendered me free from it.... And if that wasn't bad enough.... Well let's just say, squashing a Mothron wasn't perhaps the old me's brightist moves, cause, fun fact..... Mothron blood is CORUSIVELY corruptive?! (The Mothron blood on Apocrypha's food began to fade and seep into Behemus) I ended up contracting the Dark-IV Virus, something you end up getting if you ever physically touch Mothron blood without protection or even if you were stupid enough to actselly eat the stuff, because the biological consiquence of being as dark as the Mothrons is that even their biology is so riddled with darkness that it can CORRUPT LIKE A BITCH?! So, I went from poor, gentle, tragic Behemus, into little, ol', me."

Flashback ends.

  • Apocrypha: "And that's how I became Apocrypha......"
  • Shifu: "...... Alchourse..... When you killed Vannus, his blood corrupted you! You have been tainted by the Mothron's life force?! It has taken over you!"
  • Apocrypha: "As bad as AIDS! And now, I spend the rest of my days to make everyone here as miserable as Behemus used to be. (Darkly) So they would know what it's LIKE, to lose someone you care about?!"
  • Tzumami: "Behemus, your old Uniter would not want that from you?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Try telling that to Vannus' blood, bro! It don't give a s*** what Behemus wanted."
  • Pang Bing: "Then the Mothron's blood has tainted you?! We shall cleanse this?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Tch, your welcome to try. But it's only gonna end in tears for all of you. Only the Uniter Blade can be able to fix THIS. But I got a secret that would make it... Difficult..... For the Uniter Blade to ever accept me again so easily. In fact, it's the same secret that allowed me to survive so many powerful warriors this land can offer, heck, you just saw how I beaten HER fatass! (Singalong) But I'll never tell."
  • Susan: "No need! (Grows to his size) We can learn for ourselves?!"
  • Apocrypha: "(Chuckles) Oh that's adorable, you can control your size! How cute!"
  • Susan: (She kicked him, but it only hurt her foot) OW! (Apocrypha bit her foot) AAAAHGH!!! (She shrunk back)... Okay that didn't work. Gazzy, tag in.
  • Gazelle: No.
  • Everyone: NO?!?
  • Duke: THE F*** DO YOU MEAN NO?!? JUST SHINE YOUR DEUS EX MACHINA STICK ON HIM, AND END OF EPISODE!!!
  • Gazelle: But it doesn't feel right to accept this former summon after how much sin it's done. It feels like Apocrypha cannot be allowed to be a summon again and thus is undeserving of being cleansed.
  • Duke:... (Laughs) You know, Gazelle, I never figured you for having such funny jokes, but you little tyke, you got me. But seriously, take care of him.
  • Shifu: I don't think she's joking.
  • Duke: Well she is, old timer. Gazelle would never back down like that.
  • Apocrypha: Yeah, she's definitely joking. Actually, I don't even know WHAT this is.
  • Gazelle: No. I'm completely serious. I am not fighting Apocrypha. He is unworthy of returning as a summon. He must simply be punished without the Blade.
  • Apocrypha/Duke: EVERY WORD YOU JUST SPOKE HAS MADE ME UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY!! OH GREAT, NOW I'M AGREEING WITH APOCRYBLAH/THE WEASEL!!! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!
  • Strife: "Hey, tecnecally, none of this craziness is my business, but, can I ask WHY ya don't want him back into the Uniter Blade? Didn't he said he was like this because he lost his old master?"
  • Gazelle: "Yes, but he's also heavily tainted by Mothron blood. The Lightfly Queen once told me that Mothron Blood is something VERY hard for even the Uniter Blade to cleanse. His only hope of ever being cured is to be defeated by a force beyond even the Uniter blade."
  • Lord Shen: "..... WELL WHAT ABOUT TZUMAMI AND THE CHI FIRE PHENOX?!"
  • Tzumami: "Sorry guys, as her summons, we're oblidged to obey her words, and, cause she doesn't wanna fight, we're, kinda unable to help. Even you by a tecnecally, Strife."
  • Strife: "Well shit, guess I threatened the big galoot for nothing!"
  • Apocrypha: "Hey I'm disappointed too, I kinda figured you would want to try and fix THIS HOT MESS?!"
  • Gazelle: "As I said, that Mothron Blood is very hard to cure. If I try to return you back into a summon NOW, I could risk the Uniter Blade being tainted by your corruption. That's why I can't get involved."
  • Apocrypha: "..... YA KNOW, I DIDN'T GOT OUT OF HYBERNATION BY SOME RANDOM BRAT THAT ASKED TO BE ANANOMAMUS JUST FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO BE REUNITED WITH AN OLD FRIEND IN THAT BLADE?! CAUSE WHAT, YOUR AFRAID OF SOME MOTHRON BUG PASTE AFFECTING THAT THING?!"
  • Lord Shen:... I'm sorry, what? You were AWAKENED?!?
  • Apocrypha: Yeah. Some dumb little filly came in talking to an imaginary friend of some kind. But I took care of her before she could cry to mommy.
  • Boss Wolf:... You don't think-
  • Lord Shen: Did this filly have a salmon coat, curly cotton candy blue hair, reddish eyes, a red chess rook for a cutie mark, freckles, a bow, was a Pegasus, and had the voice of Sunni Westbrook?
  • Boss Wolf: THE F*** WOULD HE KNOW THAT LAST PART?!?
  • Apocrypha:...... Like I said, I was asked to-
  • Lord Shen: I'll take your pause and your contradictory claim of 'taking care of her' AND keeping quiet about her as a yes.
  • Po: Shen, let's not jump into the 'Cozy Glow is evil' bandwagon again.
  • Lord Shen: Open your eyes, panda! She fits the profile.
  • Po: "That couldn've been a pony with the convinently same color sceame, Shen! MLP:FIM DID used to have an issue of having same looking ponies after all!"
  • Apocrypha: Okay, you know what? F*** it. Horn.
  • Lord Shen: Horn? (He charged as he ran into the water)
  • Icky: HAHA, ENJOY YOUR STINKY STAY IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER, BUTT-BREATH!!
  • Allocthon: He is semi-aquatic like us, moron.
  • Icky: Wha-
  • Apocrypha: "SURF'S UP, BITCHES?! (Causes a tzumami-like splash!)"
  • Sam: "(In the Mega Max) HANG ON, HERE WE GO?!"
  • Pang Bing: "(Teleports the Lougers into the Mega Max as the splash was great enough to knock it down right into more ruined buildings!)"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "AS IF OUR CITY'S NOT RUINED ENOUGH?! (Gazelle was seen being held by Tzumami as the Fire Phenox flew to stay clear of the water as Strife did a "Tugboat" Mickey Mouse reference)."
  • The Mega Max got up.
  • Pang Bing: "I hate to say this, everyone, but because Gazelle had insisted that she can't let the Uniter Blade get tainted, we have to fight this monster ourselves."
  • Duke: Great! Our trump card's out. Now we have the ultimate anti-Kaiju weapon as our new trump card!
  • Max: "Guess it's up to the Mega Max to save the day! PREPARE TO BE AMA- (Apocrypha rammed them into the water)... Okay, less talk, more fight."
  • The Mega Max got up again and began to fight Apocrypha!
  • Icky: "Well great. Cause Gazelle didn't wanna take a risk with the Uniter Blade touching Mothron blood-"
  • Pang Bing: "Which to be fair is not unreasonable!"
  • Icky: "We're stuck basicly pulling a pafific rim on this guy!"
  • Fidget: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Aside from the Michael Bay Transformers movies, giant fighting robots are aw- (Apocrypha rammed them again)
  • Mr. Dodo: WHY DO WE KEEP TALKING?!? (Mega Max displays it's rotary cannons)
  • Max: EAT STATE-OF-THE-ARC LEXICON INGENUITY, YOU BIG HUNK OF MYTHOLOGICAL MUSCLES!!!! (Fires them as he took it all and kept ramming it)
  • Sam: Seems we need to find it's weak spot, buddy.
  • Max: Underbelly, OF COURSE!!! (Flips Apocrypha over) LET'S SEE HOW TICKLISH!! (Fires the rotary cannons and laser eyes at him as they reflected back at them)
  • Apocrypha: Are you kidding? Even the bottoms of my feet are numb. I feel nothing.
  • Alex: GUYS, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Gloria: OH, SURE, AS IF IT'S ANY BETTER TO SIT HERE AND GET SMUSHED!!!
  • Max: Wow, this guy eats tanks for breakfast!!
  • Apocrypha: TANKS AREN'T EVEN AN APPETIZER, BITCH!!! (Tosses the Mega Max around)
  • Hippo #1:...... This is awesome.
  • Allocthon: Mangrove, get to safety!

Present

  • Cozy Glow: It went on as a rough fight ever since. Had to deal with Shen's constant accusations though. Don't think those guys will last long.
  • Koningin: "But how did Twilight knew that much?"
  • Cozy: "Not directly. Trixie texted everything to Starlight via Iphones."
  • Awkword drum sound.....
  • Gallus: "..... And villains...... LOSE TO THESE GUYS?!"
  • Barktrot: Nevertheless, this could be your chance to defeat Apocrypha for real, Koningin.
  • Koningin: "But that's the thing!"
  • Buzzord/Electross/Entropy: "D'OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOW WHAT?!"
  • Koningin: "With the simulation, it was at least private, but, to fight Apocrypha out in the open, and having embraced your help when it was clear that I was NEVER capable of, (Activates the astral horns) THIS, prior to when I came to the school! Everyone will KNOW that I accepted help?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well how will they know that just from you doing THAT?!"
  • Koningin: "Because the horns of the great spirits is suppose to be something granted only to males?!"
  • Clyde: "Sexist much?"
  • Buzzord: "I think it's more like since the males are the ones with the horns for HER antelope spieces, they're the ones who get it naterolly. I think Koningin's trying to say that because of that knowledge that the Potamians are smart enough to remember this and know that Koningin commited the "Cardindal Sin" of asking for help!"
  • Spoonful: "Ugh, it's never really so easy with these things, is it?"
  • Barktrot: "..... Koningin, do not be afraid of the rejection of others when it comes to do the right thing. If Potamia cannot accept you for embracing help, then that's their choice. Sometimes it's more impourent to do the right thing, then obey an expected standerd."
  • Koningin: "I know, but.... I am likely gonna be exiled for commiting the act of prey, even IF I rid them of Apocrypha once and for all! I would be without a home."
  • Yakhalla: "..... Not entirely, Miss Koningin. True, the future of your place in Potamia after the defeat of Apocrypha is, very murky..... But you will always have a home in Equestria.... With us. (The others gathered togather). This school was founded to bring togatherness into a termoiled world, even if lands like Potamia don't want it. We help eachother and others, even if they're too prideful or neck deep of tradition of self-relience about it. This school exists to bring forth a more stable international community to ALL lands. And the best way to start, is to unapologenicly accept any that has been deemed a devianted outsider to the norm..... And trust me, Buzzord alone is proof of that being true with his story in mind."
  • Buzzord: "HEY!"
  • Igmar: "Oh calm down, Professor, don't act like it's not true."
  • Buzzord: ".... Oh. Right."
  • Koningin was touched by this......
  • Koningin: "..... I.... (Sheds some tears) I'm beginning to think that Sparkle has a better enfluence on us then I had expected. (Koningin hugged the entire factily as they each returned)."
  • Pony students: "D'aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
  • Koningin: "..... (Lets go) Okay, onto business! Electross, ready your ship!"
  • Electross: "(Brings out a car-alarm like device) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Ahead of you!"
  • Koningin: "Buzzord, I need you to build the biggest controlable robot you can make!"
  • Buzzord excitedly chuckled!
  • Buzzord: "Ya mean, (Brings out a remote) ALREADY MADE?! (Buzzord excitedly pressed a button, as the ground shook as rising from the near-by lake, as a crowdly made giant mech made up of spare parts from Gunduns, Zoids, Macross mechs, Cragmite Machinery, Metal Gears, even a core of a pafific rim mech as it looks like a giant verson of This.)......"
  • Electross: "...... IS THAT, WHERE ALL THE CRAGMITE SCRAP TEC WENT?!"
  • Buzzord: ".... Behold, everyone..... I give you: Killer Intellgent Tecnomagit Tecmega Evoliving Negamech?! Or by the acronim-"
  • Gallus/Smolder/Little Dipper/Spoonful/Electross/Barktrot: "Kitten?"
  • Buzzord: "...... Igmar, why didn't you tell me that's what the actonim would make?!"
  • Igmar: "I did! You just need to work on listening! Which is why Pish Posh made us promise to get you extra assistance!"
  • Buzzord: ".... We'll just say the name is a work in progress."
  • Spiracle: "Buzzord, what, what in Tartarus did you made, and, WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!"
  • Buzzord: Oh, this is just a side project I was working on in case a giant monster came to attack Equestria.
  • Barktrot: "How in a world did you got that thing inside of a lake without notice?"
  • Buzzord: "I have my ways."
  • Barktrot: ".... Just, work with it everyone....."
  • Entropy: "Okay, kids, this latest adventure is strictly adult business, so we're placing you all on University's care."
  • Gallus: "Ugh, figures, we're still left out on the big adventure."
  • University: "Not nessersarly, young ones. More like you get to attend impourent matters of your own. After all, Clyde and Miss Rhabdom would need your help to address their past once and for all."
  • Smolder: "..... Ehhh, it's something."
  • Koningin: "Wish us luck, younglings, for today, due justice happens."
  • Smolder: "Yo, Koni? (Koningin looks at Smolder)..... (Smolder gives a sly smirk) Hit that son of a bitch extra hard for me, will ya?"
  • Koningin: "..... I would've done so without such permission or request, but you got it. (Smolder fist-hoof pump with Koningin)."
  • Electross's ship was seen rising.
  • Electross: "Okay gang, the ship is ready! Let's go!"
  • Buzzord: "You lot go ahead! I'm going by mech! (Buzzord laughs crazily happy as Hatty takes him off to the mech as the other factily enter Electross' ship)"
  • The ship and Buzzord's now active mech is seen blasting off into the sky!
  • University: "...... This, is diffently, NOT, a conventional school."
  • Gallus: "No s***."

Hippopotamia

  • Apocrypha: (As the Mega Max was completely trashed)... Oh Princess? I'm getting bored. I'll get right back to wrecking fatass hippos if you don't own up.... OH NO, SOME DUST IN MY EYE JUST BIG ENOUGH TO AGGRAVATE ME, THIS IS THE WORST!...... GET THE F*** OUT HERE!!! (Smashes the ground shaking it as everyone was being rocked)
  • Merlin: Well the Mega Max is wrecked and due for a budgetless magical repair just like the van, and we've been scattered. Gazelle, this is a job practicality gift-wrapped for you. You can cleanse the Mothron corruption inside him no problem, and you're STILL just going to put this off?
  • Gazelle: I told you, not only is he undeserving, but even for the Uniter Blade, dealing with a creature infected with Mothron blood is dangerous.
  • Phil: OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!! We have been sitting here getting our asses kicked for the last... Uhh...
  • Max: 7 HOURS!!! A NEW RECORD FRANKLY!!! OWWWWW!!!
  • Phil: Right, 7 hours! So either s***, or do something!!!
  • Gazelle: I will not risk corruption for a creature that has been doing nothing but destroy for eons.
  • Pang Bing: THAT'S JUST ABOUT EVERY VILLAIN YOU'VE FOUGHT FOR LONGER THAN A MINUTE!!!! GAZELLE, I HAVE BEEN GENERIOUS ABOUT THIS DEFIENCE IN UNDERSTANDING YOUR REASONS, BUT WE HAVE BEEN PROVEN INADAQUITE AGAINST HIM?! YOU'RE THE UNITER PRINCESS, SO START ACTING LIKE IT!!!
  • Gazelle: "Ya know guys, I feel as if you relie too much onto me."
  • Icky: "CAN YOU NOT GO MSM ON US NOW?!"
  • Gazelle: "I mean it, guys. In litterally many years prior to me, you were PERFECTLY fine without me, you fought forces that the Uniter Blade can EQUILLY handle just as much as the ones after, heck, litterally before you came to Zootopia, you guys were able to stand up to even the king of all darkspawn!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Gazelle, as much as you are making a good arguement that we've grown too relient on you, THIS IS LITTERALLY A BAD TIME TO ADDRESS THAT WHERE IT'S 100 TIMES MORE EXCUSEABLE TO RELIE ON YOU AGAIN?! HE IS LITTERALLY, A UNITER SUMMON!? I THINK THE PLOT CAN EXCUSE ONE MORE INSTENCE OF YOU ANTI-CLIMATICLY RESOLVING THE CONFLICT?!"
  • Gazelle: "But that's the thing! What makes you think this "Plot" you speak of, even WANTS me to be the one to resolve it, considering that recently for the most part it has been the Friendship Students and/or Factily who are the ones who have been saving the day in Equestria alot more then us recently?!"
  • Silence......
  • Icky: "...... Ohhhhhh, riiiiiighhhhhht....... We're in the School of Friendship Arc where we've been redused to the pilimerary events to allow the students a chance to shine. Well in that case..... Guys, I think the plot is back to giving us shit for the sake of MSM's idea of conflict."
  • Sam: "Made worse by that Scroopfan's allowing it."
  • Apocrypha: "OKAY, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS META SHIT?! AND WHY AM I EVEN ALLOWING MYSELF TO BE CAUGHT INTO SUCH POLITICAL TRIPE?! DAMN IT UNITER, JUST FIGHT ME YOURSELF?!"
  • Gazelle: "No."
  • Apocrypha: "..... Please?"
  • Gazelle: "Much as I appresiate the attempt at mannors, the answer's still no."
  • Apocrypha: "OKAY, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUS-FUCKING-LEE?! I PRACTICLY BEATEN YOUR ENTOURAGE IN THEIR SILLY TACKY AIRPORT RESTAURENT MASCOT OF A MECH, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO FIGHT ME?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... You were a summon to A uniter, correct? Then you should know that Uniters can get visions on the outcome of any and all events if it so choose."
  • Apocrypha: "..... Go on."
  • Gazelle: "Well, these particular visions have been granted to me by the Tree of Harmony. And it warned me exactly what we talked about. If I just use the Uniter Blade to take you back as a summon, that Mothron blood WILL corrupt the Uniter Blade, and by extention, the summons and all assusiated assesserories in place. Taking you back in that state, will forever end the Uniter-line with the Uniter Blade corrupted, and the Lightflies would end up spending another thoundson years making a new one, of which by that time, I would've already met my life expectentcy, and the Lightflies end up going back to look for a replacement."
  • Icky: "YA COULD'VE JUST TOLD US THAT A VISION TOLD YOU SO?!"
  • Apocrypha: "UGHHHHHHH?! STORY OF MY LIFE?! First, I lose my old master, then Vannus' STUPID BLOOD taints me, and now your telling me that if I go back into the blade as this, it would compromise the Uniter Line for until the Lightflies can make a new one too many years after the fact!? GEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LISTENING TO CUTE BRATS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "THAT DOESN'T WORK IN COZY'S FAVOR?!"
  • Icky: "FOR PETE'S SAKE SHEN, ALOT OF PONIES CAN COME OFF AS CUTE, THAT'S STILL A VAGUE DISCRIPTION?!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh, don't be too discouraged on not being able to fight anyone, "Worth your time". That same vision also told me that, even reguardless of your connection to me, you are someone else's desteny to defeat."
  • Apocrypha: "Oh, so you're saying that a vision granted apawn you by a chrsitailen peace giving jesus tree, said that you, a Uniter with argueably one of the greatest weapons the universe ever reckitneses outside of the Infinity Gauntlet and the Analaaaaaaaaaargh, were not meant to fight me, but some other person the tree happened to like better then you, is? Ya know I'm starting to think that this shit is why those E.E.A. guys are being such pricks to everyone, I mean, doesn't this world have it's own automamy?"
  • Gazelle: "Look, if it eases you into doing this, I'm willing to make a wager. If you can actselly beat what the tree has choosen to fight you instead, I'll deside to risk the Uniter Blade's purity and deal with you myself. Cause if you were able to be too much to the one ACTSELLY desten to stop you, that's where I'll come in."
  • Apocrypha: "..... Oh, I get it now..... It's one of thise cryptic Uniter lessons, is it? My old one does this shit all the time. You want me to be WORTH your time, do you? And from the sound that you were willing to risk everything on a wager that if, or most likely when, I beat this other upstart and cause you to actselly give me what I want, you sound VERY confident about this particular individual. And anyone who has the confidence of the Uniter SURELY sounds like a real fight! So, when can we expect their arrival? And I said "their" because I don't wanna make false assumtions of their gender. See, I may be a giantic psycopath, but I'm a POLITE giantic psycopath."
  • Icky: "Oxymoron much?"
  • Gazelle: "Oh, your real fight should be arriving just soon enough, along with some friends."
  • Apocrypha: "Ohhhhh, this up challnager has little upstart entourage as well? Sweet, I don't mind another warm-up."
  • Gazelle: Excellente.
  • Apocrypha: But you are shit outta luck if you were expecting me to just sit patiently. (Prepares to charge)
  • ???: STOP RIGHT THERE, APOCRYPHA!!! (This music played as Koningin and the others arrived from the ship, as Buzzord appeared in his mech as he was seen inside giggling like a nitwit playing with the control excitedly)
Shrek 2 Video Game OST - Far Far Away Hero Time

Shrek 2 Video Game OST - Far Far Away Hero Time

  • Apocrypha: "OH WHAT THE HELL?!"
  • Gazelle: And there she is.
  • Apocrypha: (Sees Koningin)... Well if it isn't Daddy's little hero. Get lost. I don't do sloppy seconds.
  • Koningin: Apocrypha, this time, it's different. I know about your magic horn.
  • Apocrypha: What magic horn?
  • Koningin: The one that the Tree of Harmony told me is the source of your invincibility, magic, and ability to get around any kind of attack. Now that I know where to strike, you will finally fall.
  • Apocrypha: (Cackles) You'd like to prove that, wouldn't you? Stop wasting my t- (Koningin sliced off a tiny part of his horn with her newfound spear as his magic shield flickered)..... What?!
  • Koningin: If you think that is bad, prepare for this! (She jumped at a great distance as she made the astral horns appeared, which surprised everyone as this music played)
Death Battle One-Winged Devil (Score from the ScrewAttack Series)

Death Battle One-Winged Devil (Score from the ScrewAttack Series)

  • Apocrypha:...... WHAT?!
  • Allocthon: "What?! But, how did she inhered the Horns of the Great Spirits?! Females of her type of antelope CAN'T get them?!"
  • Crunch-Mouth got angry, looking as if he has an idea how.
  • Koningin: No more messes, Apocrypha. It's over.
  • Apocrypha: (Growls)... THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY GROW BACK, YA TRAMP?!!! (He charges and they fought)
  • Deadpool suddenly interupted everything!
  • Deadpool: "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, THAT HAPPENED ALOT QUICKER THEN IT SHOULD'VE?!"
  • Scroopfan: "Deadpool, please, we had a bad arguement around this point of the scene, we would much rather NOT be given shit over it?!"
  • Deadpool: "Hey, I seen the history, and, the old one was longer."
  • Scroopfan: "WELL YOU CAN THANK MY MOM'S INCOMPIDENCE OF MESSING WITH THE INTERNET BEING WHY THIS ENTIRE SCENE WAS ABRIDGED?!"
  • Deadpool: "...... Awwww gees, did, did you guys have THOSE kind of arguements again?"
  • Scroopfan: "Look, if it helps you Deadpool, we'll revive what was going to be said in THAT scene during the entire fight, and we'll do exactly that, IF YOU PROMISE THIS'LL BE THE LAST INTERUPTION FOR THIS EPISODE?!"
  • Deadpool: Fine, fine. Just promise me you won't let arguments like that get to you. If you retired, I'd probably have no one to play with... at least until I decide to just move to someplace else.
  • (MSM): Dude, I'm going to say it again: STOP BRINGING UP OUR PROBLEMS. OUR VIEWERS DON'T CARE ABOUT OURS, ONLY THE CHARACTERS.
  • Deadpool: What viewers?
  • Scroopfan: "...... MSM?...... You may, want to censor the following."
  • Deadpool: "..... Aw crap, did I just pull a Vi-Tor-"
  • I scream maniacly as pounce onto Deadpool as a cute picture of a kitten was seen.
  • (MSM):... Yeah, let's get back to the show, folks....
  • (Deadpool screams like a wuss)!
  • Apocrypha: I GOT YOU NOW! (He's about to have Koningin pinned down)
  • Koningin: "BUZZORD?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Is this REALLY the time to state bird nam- (Buzzord rammed his mech right into Apocrypha before he can pin Koningin down) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Both the two crashed into a another building.)"
  • Allocthon: "Did Koningin, just called for help?"
  • Crunch-Mouth got angerior!
  • Crunch-Mouth: ACT OF PREY!!!
  • Icky: HEY, FATSO, ASKING FOR HELP IS NOT WEAKNESS UNLESS YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU GET AN EDUCATION AND KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COWARDICE AND REQUESTING ASSISTANCE!!! CUT HER SOME SLACK BECAUSE SHE'S SAVING YOUR LIFE, YOU FAT F***!!!!
  • Allocthon: FAT?!?
  • Icky: NOT YOU!!! YOUR BIG FRIEND THERE!!!!
  • Koningin: (Jumps out of the way) I told you, Apocrypha, you can't hit me. You may had beaten me once, but you can't beat me twice. I can hurt you now. (Keeps slicing his horn and withering away his magic)
  • Apocrypha: "OW, YOU BITCH?! I ALREADY SAID THAT IT DOESN'T GROW BACK?! (Manages to flick Koningin away, but as Koningin flipped in reverse, Barktrot flew in and saved her and left her up to fly her back at Apocrypha's location, as Barktrot let's her go on top of Apocrypha's head, leading to another attack at Apocrtpha's horn) GAHHH?!"
  • Apocrypha tried to grab Koningin, but Koningin ran down the body of Apocrypha!
  • Apocrypha: "Hey, hold still- (Koningin charged through the spine-thorns of Apocrypha as Apocrypha winced and moaned at that) OW?! OW?! OWWWWWWWWWW?! YA KNOW, I USUALLY HAVE A STRONGER TOLERENCE TO PAIN THEN THAT?! (Grabs Koningin with the Trunk) GOT YA?! Looks like I will have to settle, with getting, VERY physical with you?!"
  • Entropy: "(Appears as a Lumberjack) This is a think trunk, eh?"
  • Apocrypha: ".... Wait wait wait wait, no, no, no, don't you even dar- (Entropy managed to chop-off Apocrypha's trunk in an instint go) (High-Pitch) DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA?! MY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Spiracle flew down and freed Koningin as he took her right back up as she took another shot at the horn!
  • Apocrypha: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SCREW IT, SCREW IT, SCREW IT?! (Makes a run for it!)"
  • Yakhalla and Spoonful managed to set up a rope trap that Apocrypha in his state of fear tripped over!
  • Apocrypha: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- (Crashes face first into mud, as Spiracle placed Koningin on top of Apocrypha's head, as she pulled off the remaining horn with her bare hooves and yanked it off with a battle cry!) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Koningin: "..... Had enough?"
  • Apocrypha: "WELL CONSIDERING THAT I'M TRUNKLESS, MY HORN OF DURABILITY IS GONE, AND I GOT HUMILIATED BY A BAND OF RANDOM NOBODIES, YES I HAD ENOUGH?!"
  • Koningin: "..... Oh come on. You are the same beast that defeated so many of Potamia's best warriors, even KILLED some of them, I.E. MY FATHER, with the over-powered grace expected from a Behemoth, I expected better."
  • Apocrypha: "OH PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THE IRONY CARD NOW?!"
  • Koningin: "Honestly, I do NOT understand what your creators saw in you! Why was it ever so hard for many other warriors, my own father no less, to realise that the glowing horn on your top head was your greatest blunt weakness!?"
  • Apocrypha: "Well okay, you're not wrong there!"
  • Koningin: "..... Is it perhaps that the Alistadarians were just too proud of themselves to realise this flaw? Cause if so, for a fallen summon of the Uniter line itself......  You are a disappointment. I came back to expect the same challnage I had when I was green, a novie, an amatur, a rookie even, not this phathic lump I stand on top of now?! Why, even a SIMULATION OF YOU, offered a REAL fight, up until I learned this weakness?!"
  • Apocrypha: "Well, ya know what they say, fabrications NEVER live up to the real deal!"
  • Koningin: "..... You know, even at what could be your final hours, it's sad that you choose to still joke about everything! Just for that...... You're not worth killing anymore. (Koningin leaps off with a flip). I already had the satisfaction of destroying you as a simulation, and the great degradion of your pride. The least you can do now, is leave, and never, come back!"
  • Apocrypha: ".... Ohhh no. If you think, I am gonna pass up an aim for an intermediate re-match, that, is, where, you, are WRONG?! (Gets up) I, AM NOT, GONNA GIVE UP, EASY?! (Left his foot up and seemingly stomps her) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (Doesn't feel his foot completely touching the ground)...... What the- (Koningin head-butted the foot off as it explouded to an exposed skeletal foot covered in a black substence) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- (Falls down onto his back, completely helpless, as Koningin jumped onto it where Apocrypha's chest is)......"
  • Koningin: "...... Any, final, words?"
  • Apocrypha: "...... I, don't suppose, it's too late for an apology about what happened with your dad, right?"
  • Silence.......
  • Apocrypha: "..... Was that, a concerningly silent yes or a concerningly silent no-"

One second later.

  • Apocrypha screamed has he was vaperised by the power of the Horns of the Great Spirits!
  • Apocrypha's screams echos as the large beast himself is now gone, while all that was left is a small tablet with a tattoo of the orignal Behemous was seen, as Gazelle came down and claimed it, planning to return it to the Lightflies, where was Koningin stood in a victorious mood, also very exhausted.....
  • Koningin: "(Softly laughs as the astral horns turned off)...... At, long, last. (Drops as the Factily quickly arrived and grabbed her)....."
  • Yakhalla: "..... You have finally succeeded, Koningin."
  • Koningin: "..... And I have all of you to thank. (Koningin hugged Barktrot, which prompted the others to hug too, as they were all grabbed and hugged by Buzzord in the mech!)"
  • Buzzord's voice via an intercom from the mech: "JOLLY GOOD SHOW?!"
  • Crunch-Mouth's voice: "KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?!"
  • Koningin snapped out of it and saw Crunch-Mouth and Allocthon as the mech put the factily down as Buzzord came out of it via Hatty.....
  • Crunch-Mouth: "...... You, commited an act of prey?! Accepting help, FROM OUTSIDERS?! Did the Peryton granted these horns?!"
  • Koningin: "Please, understand, I did what I had to do."
  • Crunch-Mouth: "WAS THIS, BECAUSE OF THAT FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL?!"
  • Koningin: "..... Well, you're not, wrong persay, but-"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "The Elders WILL have a WORD with you, Koningin?! You have disgraced Potamia, with your PREYHOOD?!"
  • Barktrot: "You realised alchourse that this antelope has saved your land and what barely remains of this city! You could stand to be more grateful."
  • Crunch-Mouth: "SHE IS NO SAVIOR?! SHE'S AN INSULTER TO THIS LAND?! SHE ACCEPTED OUTSIDER AIDE?! OUTSIDERS ARE NOTHING BUT DISRESPECTFUL AND GREEDY LAND RAPEISTS, WHO RUIN THEIR LANDS WITH THEIR OWN TRIVIAL PURSUITS?! Potamia pardons, NONE, who follow the path of PREY?!"
  • ???: "EXCUSE ME?!"
  • Crunch-Mouth looked and saw that a giant red-spike flew in cooing as the Main 7 followed on the Blue Yonder, as it was seen that Cheruffus on was the large baby dragon!
  • The Blue Yonder landed as the Main 7 arrived!
  • Twilight: "Adviser Crunch-Mouth, we have alot to talk."
  • Crunch-Mouth: "YOU?! YOU TURNED A WARRIOR OF POTAMIA INTO PREY LIKE YOUR LANDS?! THIS WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN?! I SHALL BRING THIS UP TO EVEN THE GAZELLES IF I HAVE TO?! THIS ASSULT ON OUR TRADITIONAL VALUES, SHALL NOT BE PARDONED?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "HEY, FATSO, SHE SAVED YOUR LAND FROM BEING DESTROYED?!"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "YOUR SCHOOL CORRUPTED ONE OF OUR FINEST WARRIORS?! THAT "SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP", IS AN ABOMINATION TO POTAMIA'S TRADITIONS?! I WILL ASK THE STRONGEST ELEPHANT WARRIORS TO GO THERE AND DESTROY THAT SCHOOL?! I- (Baby Magmatacus picked up Crunch-Mouth) HEY, HEY, HEY?! (Baby Magmatacus opened up his mouth) NO NO NONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Baby Magmatacus shoved Crunch-Mouth into his mouth as he starts sucking on him like a binky)!"
  • Cheruffus: "OH!? Oh my! Sorry! He mistook you for his binky!"
  • Crunch-Mouth screamed muffled!
  • Allocthon: "..... But, seriously, sparkle, Crunch's insults aside, your school STILL did an act of turning one of our best warriors into prey. You must still answer to the Gazelles, AND the Elders!"
  • Twilight: "..... Spike, write a letter to Celestia."
  • Spike: "(Was already seen writing a letter) WAAAAAAAY Ahead of you, Twilight. No way we're gonna have another international mess on MY watch!"
  • Pinkie: "What are we gonna do about Crunchy being in Magmatacus' mouth?"
  • Magmactacus began sucking on Crunch-Mouth up and down as he was heard muffled screaming still!
  • Rarity: "..... I, don't think Magmatacus would be ready to depart with the Adviser, any time soon."
  • Applejack: "Well, Magmatacus will let him go on his own...... Eventually."
  • Twilight: "We'll continue this discussion, later, Queen Allocthon. (To Koningin and the rest of the factily) And as for you all..... First off..... You did good today..... Secondly...... You guys and I, need to have a NICE, LONG, CHAT, about being good friends."
  • Buzzord: "Oh? But we already learned that lesson from-"
  • Spiracle: "OUR VACATION, that the students asked us to have while University took over from there."
  • Rarity: "..... We're STILL having that discussion, though."
  • Barktrot: "..... (Sighs).... Sparkle, I know you must be upset about my actions, but please understand, I was only looking out for the school, I-"
  • Twilight: It's okay. You did your best. That's the only thing that matters. And Queen Allocthon? You could indeed stand to be a little more grateful. Your independent traditions confuse requesting assistance for cowardice. Requesting aid is not weakness.
  • Crunch-Mouth: (Muffled as he is still in Magmatacus' mouth) DO NOT DESECRATE OUR BELIEFS- (Baby Magmatacus kept suckling him as he screamed)
  • Twilight: MAGMATACUS, PUT HIM DOWN PLEASE!! (He did that)... Crunch-Mouth. Potamia may be independent, but there comes a time when you must call for aid. We had to do it last year when the Storm King came.
  • Crunch-Mouth: HMMPH!! For an intelligent individual of relatives of zebras, you sure are clueless. If I recall, there were multiple ways that invasion could've been prevented. Canterlot had an entire guard and a Pegasus taskforce. They were not on standby. Your captain brother was nowhere to be found. The one called Tempest knew this and took advantage of it. And Panan weaponry is renowned worldwide. Obsidian Orbs are capable of bypassing magic shields, they make the best antimagic metal in the world, and I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF THE TALOS STATUE IN THE VERY CAPITAL THAT USED TO BE THE ULTIMATE PANAN AUTOMATON SUPERWEAPON!!! That should've been common knowledge considering your confrontations with anthropomorphic creatures from all over the world. Plus, Queen Novo was in the right to deny assistance, even if her reasons are no-less prey-like then your act of asking. You do not simply just walk up to somecreature's door and expect them to be on your side. You chose to force everything because you couldn't take no for an answer. The hippogriffs are the combination of your magic power AND griffin aggression. They are among the greatest creatures in the world. Mount Aris isn't even their place of origin. It was only founded as an outpost city after their war against the hippalectryons that was coincidentally built above a seapony city. They knew better than you, and Novo is no exception, her unsuitable fear of the Storm Kind aside. All of the many unpleasent things the Storm King did to your home is entirely your fault that they weren't prevented by yourselves. You ponies have nocreature to blame but yourselves for having a poor military and false expectations on how this troubled world works. That is also an act of prey, being defenseless. Your words do not hold water.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well clearly you guys are just like Novo. A land of COWARDS.
  • Crunch-Mouth: (Gets offended)...... How DARE YOU?! WE KNOW HOW TO DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THREATS LIKE THE STORM KING!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, and the evidence is ALL AROUND YOU!!! (Notes the destroyed Hippopotamia)... You're CLEARLY capable of defending yourselves. And yet, Apocrypha mowed you guys down like wheat in a field. And yet you STILL refused help?
  • Crunch-Mouth: But we never gave up. You were ill-prepared for the Storm King. As beings that lived in a wild world, we take pride in independence. And Apocrypha only managed to overwealm this city because he came out of hyberation sooner then planned! Had he not been pre-maturely awaken and woke up in the exact time, we would've had long prepared for him. Princess Twilight, you will never convince us to take it easy on Koningin. You do not decide what we choose to do to her. And by calling us cowards, you question our choice of independence. Koningin, for violating tradition, as soon as the Elders and the Gazelles have their trail with you, you are hereby banished from Potamia, for life.
  • Pleakly: You're not going to stand for this, are you, your highness?
  • Allocthon: (Sighs) Unfortunately, Crunch-Mouth has brought too many valid and irrefutable points. Asking for help from Queen Novo was indeed redundant when your situation could've been avoided by taking Tempest's advice and use your gifts more proactively. Now, I get Tempest was in the wrong working with someone who turned on her the minute he got what he wanted, but I feel like she got involved with him and helped him take over the land was mainly to proved a point. And the Storm King's illfated betrayal aside, she still made this point loud and clear. I'm afraid this is punishable by banishment. That's the law. But, for the will of Miss Gazelle, I will try to convince Queen Nappe to not have the sentence permanent.
  • Fluttershy: That's not fair! She saved your lives.
  • Icky: Yeah, don't you go Novo on her.
  • Crunch-Mouth: Again, Novo made a wise choice banishing you, even if she was doing an act of prey herself. Twilight imposed her request and she was rightfully punished for it. Asking for her help is and always will be an act of prey. Whatever Queen Nappe, the elders and the Gazelles decide, Koningin is still a dishonor.
  • Tigress:...... You're dishonorable.
  • Allocthon: Everyone, just let it go. It cannot be helped. Our traditions are too absolute.
  • Koningin sighed as the factily comfirted her.
  • Twilight: ".... On second thought Magmatacus, put him back. (Crunch-Mouth got picked up and put back into Magmatacus' mouth and started sucking as Crunch-Mouth screamed muffled again)!"
  • Allocthon: ".... I can't say I blame you for that."
  • Twilight: "Queen Allocthon, when Celestia gets here, we need to talk with you, Queen Nappe, the elders and the Gazelles about this."
  • Allocthon: "I take it this is about to get very political, Sparkle?"
  • Twilight: Yes. As the Princess of Friendship, it is my duty to do what's best for every race and the friendship they share with other races. Doing this is very unfriendly, and it cannot be overlooked. We'll see you all in the trial.
  • Allocthon: (Sighs) Understood.

School of Friendship

  • Twilight: (They arrived via teleportation)... Well, I guess we have a lot to do.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, this has been one hell of a rollercoaster ride. Let's hope it stops there-
  • (Shore): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Spike: WH-WHAT THE HECK?! (Shore tail-smacked the school door down, grabbed Sandbar, and slid away cartoonishly quick knocking them down like bowling pins)
  • Shore: SORRY, GOT S*** TO DO AT HOME!!! (Slides away)
  • Twilight:...
  • Lola: What was THAT all about?
  • Rhabdom: (Came out) Yeah, I told her that her hometown was... Under some secret crap I was looking to correct.
  • Rarity: "..... I apologies if this comes off as rude, but..... Who are you?"
  • Spiracle: "Oh, right, this is Rhabdom, the sea Changeling I told you about on the way here."
  • Rhabdom: "Yeah. And sorry for chatting and run, but, I kinda need to follow those two. I have a family to see again."
  • Twilight: "Wait, care to explain what you mean by this?"
  • Rhabdom: Don't exactly have time. Spiracle? Catch them up to speed. (Turns into a literal dragonfly and flies off)
  • Spiracle:...... (Sighs) I'll explain on the way.

Horseshoe Bay

  • Shore: (They slid toward the water) HOLD YOUR BREATH, HONEY!!! (Sandbar held his breath as they plunged into the water right into her hometown straight into the office building as they were caught up by Rhabdom and was first noticed by Waterspout)... Alright, Mayor Trove, you've got a lot of explaining to do.
  • Sandbar: Mmm-hmm.
  • Waterspout: Whoawhoawhoawhoa, hold on!!! Miss Shore? Mister Sandbar? What're you two doing here?
  • Shore Joy: We know about the Krakonite Trident! (Rhabdom arrived)
  • Waterspout:... Ohhhhhh, s***! You figured it out, huh? Look, don't blame Mayor Trove. He didn't know what he was doing.
  • Shore: Well where is he?
  • Waterspout: He's at a summit with Queen Novo. But please, I can explain everything. I was there when he was hunting for the Trident.
  • ???: "Hey, Spouty!"
  • A Seapony with puffer-fish biology and a pet baracuda with a spiked coller wearing a straw-hat and a bubbly cornpipe was seen coming forth!
  • Rhabdom: "(Hides behind Shore and Sandbar) That's the weird Pufferfish Seapony!"
  • Shore: "Pufferson? Treasure Trove's old sea cave hermit friend?"
  • Pufferson: "I hope your telling them kids to remember that we don't appresiate that Changelin' being back."
  • Waterspout: ".... Uh, don't worry Mr. Pufferson, I'll, take them outside city limits to discuss this with them. (Waterspout proceeded to jesture the kids to play along and lead them away from Pufferson)...."
  • Pufferson: "....... Barris Cujo, I done think we may need to visit that summit. Trove needs to know."
  • Barris nodded in agreement as Pufferson and Barris swam off.

Townlimits.

  • Waterspout takes the trio back on the shore.
  • Waterspout: "Sorry about that, but I couldn't risk Pufferson getting suspitious and warn the Mayor."
  • Shore: "Understandable, but I think he might still tell the mayor about Rhabdom being back at all."
  • Sandbar: Mmm-hmm.
  • Waterspout: "Then we better make this quick."
  • Shore: "Agreed, what did you mean by "You being there"? Are you a treasure hunter like the Mayor and assumingly Mr. Pufferson?"
  • Waterspout: Well, used to, just like them. Also... (Points out that Sandbar's breath was giving out and he gave him a bubble helmet to breath as he gasps)... Anyway, I was a colt when he was looking for the Trident.

Flashback...

  • (Waterspout): My father had passed away the previous day, and I took his mantle as Treasure Trove's first mate.
  • (Sandbar): You guys were pirates?!
  • (Waterspout): As carefree and awesome as can be. We had a watership too. Hell, it's the same one you see in our town. I was there when he planned to find the Trident.
  • Treasure Trove: Well my friends, I think I found us a good score. Behold, (Shows an anichent depiction of the trident) the Krakonite Trident. One of the grandest treasures of Kraken origin. You have any idea how much this thing is worth?
  • Young Waterspout: Hmm. Seems like it's got some magic to it.
  • Pufferson: "More then that, Spouts. This baby can shape entire oceans with even a mere batting swing with that baby!"
  • Treasure Trove: "And imagine what this lost relic of the Kraken King, King Krakonsor, can do..... I could assend to godhood with this trident. I can eliminate any threat with this trident! We can become gods among seaponies! Even the beautiful Wavedancer will bow to us, and on a good day, she will love me at long last! Why, gentlemen..... We can even destroy the Storm Clan with this trident?!"
  • Young Waterspout: "Destroy? Wait, Mr. Trove, isn't that, abit excessive, even IF it's the Storm Clan we're talking about? I don't think using the trident to basicly wipe them out of existence is neither any better then them, nor not without a risk of exposing a powerful Kraken relic to them."
  • Treasure Trove: "Don't be rediculious, Spout. Kraken culture is practicly obscured to those unenlighten ape beasts. They will stand no chance against an anichent kraken king's greatest weapon..... No one, will be. We are talking about a relic that will get every land on the surface to finally give the ocean due respect, and not treat it like it's their personal swimming pool or a place to sail their giantic and clumsy wooden crates on?!"
  • Pufferson: "Amen to that, Trove. (Barris panted agreeingly)."
  • Young Waterspout: "Trove, what're you saying, you're not usually like this?! Are you suffering gold fever again?"
  • Seapony #1: Somepony call?
  • Young Waterspout: "I meant that as an expression, GF?!"
  • Treasure Trove: That being said, Goldfever, your timing is inpeccable. I think you'll like what you see.
  • Goldfever: (Sees his plan)... GREAT SK-K-K-K-K-K-COT!!! THE LEGENDARY KRAKONITE TRIDENT!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT S*** IS WORTH?!?
  • Treasure Trove: EXACTLY!!! WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH IT!! WE'LL BE FAMOUS!!!
  • Young Waterspout: Sir, just think for a second! Power like this sounds too dangerous for anycreature to possess.
  • Pufferson: Tecnecally speaking, boy, as a whole, MAGIC, is too dangerous for anycreature to possess, and yet, we all pocess it in some form or another. Kid, you may be first mate now, but you have a lot to learn. Nothing is too dangerous if you know how to use it wisely. That's what we're going to do with it.
  • Young Waterspout: Well what if this kind of magic is different? What if it does things to whoever possesses it?
  • Pufferson: Little Waterspout, you watch that tongue. You make it sound like finding treasure is grand theft. Heck, you make adventure sound like a crime. Then in that case, storming a dark fortress would be breaking and entering, fighting a sorceress' assault with deadly weapons, slaying evil monsters would be animal abuse, etcera ectera, ya get what I'm saying boy?
  • Young Waterspout: "Mr. Pufferson, you are obviously straw-ponying me!"
  • Pufferson: Well they're still good examples, aren't they? The limitations of normal socity do NOT extend to adventures, NOR the greater good! And frankly Spouty, collecting a lost Kraken relic to use against a clan of apeish Saytrs, that mind ya no body likes anyway, is the DAMN greatest good Equestria has ever done see!
  • Young Waterspout: "And, not that I disgree with the throey, is just, what if the reality here is more complicated then that?"
  • Pufferson:..... Kid, you're nothing but a killjoy that nopony would want to even play Ogres & Oubliettes with. It's not theft if it's in the middle of nowhere.
  • Waterspout: Unless it's in the middle of nowhere for a good reason. There's some magic that weren't meant for use.
  • Pufferson: "BOY, YA DONE BETTER NOT BE TURNING INTO A DAMN ETHICIST, YA SNOT-NOSE- (Treasure Trove halted him)....."
  • Treasure Trove: Pufferson, remember how anger and your pufferfish biology are NOT a good combo.... (Looks at Young Waterspout) Waterspout, I speak for everyone when I say, we've heard enough. If you wish to remain my first mate, don't try to ruin this quest for me. Everything will be fine. We've been through worse. And I promise you, whatever risk the Krakonite Trident pocesses, we'll be prepared for it.
  • Young Waterspout: I, sure hope so.
  • Treasure Trove: "That's more like it. The cave is rumored to be somewhere near a shoreline known as "Horseshoe Bay"..... There's a town near that place. To have the best shot at being as close as possable to it, we need to be as close to the leadership of the town as much as possable. I'll take over as mayor. Just, keep in mind of this. It's been said that the cave where the Krakon ruins are, seem to be guarded by Sea Changelings."
  • Pufferson: "But didn't they all vanish with the Merponies?"
  • Treasure Trove: "That's only a hive that happened to be with the Merponies, actselly. And keep in mind that there can be more then one Sea Changeling hive. They view the great Krakon treasure, AND the trident, as a sacred object. They would make, aquiring the trident and the lost Kraken wealth, shall we say..... Difficult."
  • Pufferson: "Ahh, no problem, it's nothing some bugspray wouldn't fix-"
  • Treasure Trove: "No! Alas, keep in mind that Changelings as a whole, ARE a reckinised race. Destroying that hive would count as genoside."
  • Pufferson: "Well then what are we gonna do?"
  • Treasure Trove: "..... We wait for a curious child of their hive to investigate that town, have her take us into that hive, and use the town's guard to round up the creatures and disable them. Then, my friends, we would be free to claim the kraken treasure, AND THE KRAKENITE TRIDENT, and become the most powerful sea ponies in more ways the one?!"
  • Goldfever: "But how would you ever get the guard to listen to you?"
  • Treasure Trove: "Simple..... That town so happens to be under an election...... So....... I'm, going to run as new mayor of that town, and boot the old one, the usually unapose current mayor, Mayor Sea Chicken, (Pufferson and Goldfevor snickered at that) Hilarious, I know, and run that shy recluse out of office, with decisive vigor and high promises!"
  • Young Waterspout: "But but but but wait! Isn't that..... Abit dishonest? Also, you never have any political exspearience in your entire life?!"
  • Goldfever: You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules! (Smiles like Hermit-disguised Jafar showing his entirely-golden teeth with a dry wheeze, as Young Waterspout winced uncomfertably)
  • Seapony #2: Exactly. And there's gold coming out of the walls here. (Opens their treasury as treasure poured into the room)...
  • Young Waterspout: If we didn't have magic, I'm pretty sure this gold would've broken us.
  • Treasure Trove: Exactly. We can buy those guys anything they want. We can build them a better place. Do things that Sea Chicken would only dream of.
  • Young Waterspout:...... How much gold DO we have?
  • Seapony #2: Ohhhhh, 100 million bits.
  • Young Waterspout: (Did this)
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  • Young Waterspout: THAT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND DAD BEEN DOING THIS, TROVE?!
  • Treasure Trove: Since we had our first pubes.
  • Young Waterspout:... Still seems like a lot of dishonest effort just to get something risky.
  • Treasure Trove: Come on. I give them everything they could die for, and in return, we get almost as much as the money we have now and everything WE could die for, and a relic that can make us GODS, boy! It's a win-win.
  • Young Waterspout: "Well, I-"
  • Treasure Trove: "Plus, being a god might woe ALOT of women your way."
  • Young Waterspout: Well, I still say-- wait, really? WELL LET'S PAINT THAT FRIGGIN REEF GOLD!!!
  • (Sandbar): Really?
  • (Waterspout): It's called puberty. It's a blessing and a curse... A blurse. Anyway, with the promises and wealth we had to make them happen, we rigged the election, which I grew bitter for and managed to convince Trove to make both candidates vice-presidents, which should resume the election when the job was done, and thus not make us a-holes. (The town went from basic to refined, vibrant, and filled with giant reefs)... We gave the town life. Greatness. Anything their hearts desired.... Then the final part of our plan began when Rhabdom came by. It was time to act.
  • (Rhabdom): So why did you take 4 years to do it?
  • (Waterspout): Weeeeelll... The next day was... (Plunderweeds went rampid)...... Able to halt our progress. We were delayed for 5 years. We didn't need to spend too much of our treasury refining the town, but after that chaos... Yeah, we had to spend the last of it to fix it all up.
  • (Shore): Well I suppose it is catharsis by proxy.
  • (Waterspout): So yeah, we were broke... Figuratively AND literally.
  • Waterspout: Sir?... We're broke... Figuratively AND literally.
  • Treasure Trove: I can see that. We spent the last of our booty fixing the damage those black plants caused. Now how are we going to get the Trident?!
  • The same seahorse from The Elements of Disharmony was seen secretly over-hearing it and keeping quiet.
  • Pufferson: "Well great. We ended up taking over this town for nothing, Trove."
  • Treasure Trove: "Okay, just, calm down my friends..... That money will eventually come back to us since the ecomamy has to make the money go back to it some way or the other."
  • Goldfever: "But we still don't know where the all that kraken wealth and the trident's temple are?! We never found the Changeling hive?!"
  • Treasure Trove: "Worry not..... We at least know that these changelings exist. It is now only the matter of finding the cave. And if I paid attention to the direction of where those insect-quines swam off to, it looked as if they head somewhere north-west-ish. I will have the guards to patrol and map out the entire terratory and keep them doing so until we find that cave! And when our ecomamy recovers...... And once we pinpoint the location we are looking for..... We'll pay that cave it's long over-due visit. And when finally have that trident..... We, will become the new god-kings of the sea!"
  • The Seahorse quietly left apawn learning this news.
  • Goldfever: "So, what do we do until then, sir?"
  • Treasure Trove: "Well, with the plan on hiatus, we'll just have to carry on with our lives until it's finally time give this plan a take 2. Good about your business, gentlemen."
  • Waterspout: Sure, like that'll make it easy to sleep at night. We deceit these poor souls but still try and be fair by enriching them, only for it to fall flat on it's face. I had the sexiest time of my life and learned to be a stallion for nothing. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if your little seahorse assistant might've been listening to us right now. What was his name again?
  • Treasure Trove: "Sugercubert."
  • Pufferson: "(Snickers with a muttley laughing Barris)..... Sugercurbert?"
  • Waterspout: "Yeah, what makes ya think he won't try to expose us?"
  • Treasure Trove: "Oh nonsense, Sugercubert is someone who minds their own business. And even then, I'm too beloved in this town for anyone to take such contridutions seriously. That small little, horse-shaped fish, thing, has no ability to be a threat."
  • Goldfever: "But what if he gets involved with Sea Chicken?"
  • Treasure Trove: I made them vice presidents. The election will be right back where it started when we're gone, like we never even been here except the cool new changes.
  • Coralstone: Yeah, but, the problem is that we used them.
  • Treasure Trove: So? What's the big deal? We gave them everything. If anything, we helped make them better. Did you even see how s***y the town was before we came along? We fixed it up. We made their home flourish. With that, Sea Chicken and Kelp Weed won't care. They'll be back to running the town without us.
  • Waterspout:... That is true. But here's the thing: Some of us don't even want to leave.
  • Treasure Trove:... Eh?
  • Waterspout: Yeah. I have had a lot of girls. But this one girl? Angel Wave? OH! SEXY!! She was what made me find purpose here. Some of the seaponies here are actually proud of us being here. Remember Shore Joy and Sandbar?
  • Coralstone: The reef gardener and the aquaphilic Earth pony from the surface? I've seen that boy swim across the streets. He looked like he loved being underwater too much.
  • Waterspout: Yeah. I'm amazed how long he can stay down here. Kid's got lungs in him. It's really cute to see him and Shore together. Heck, the two are in love with each other and they haven't even confessed yet. And that's not even scratching the surface. There's so much here that makes it worth staying. That's why it pains me to keep lying to them.... If you ask me, and this is going to sound crazy as s***... But I think we should just call the whole quest for the Trident off.
  • Everyone: What?!
  • Waterspout: I mean aren't we all happy with our lives? Why continue going after the Trident? Coralstone, don't you enjoy being the head of urban development? You helped build the gold and rich mounds and buildings that make the town shine. You take passion in it.
  • Coralstone:... I do.
  • Waterspout: Goldfever, aren't you tired of going after gold that only gets spent for the better? You know what they say. Money is useless if you don't spend it. You got a pretty good life, don't you?
  • Goldfever:... Well I do provide for the needy, and got a girlfriend doing so.
  • Treasure Trove: And I suppose doing good for this town was more fulfilling than anything money can buy.... You're right. Let's forget we ever decided this pointless crap. I mean what's the point of delaying things all for something that actually IS too dangerous? It's not like getting it would give us what we have now. I think it's time we retire as pirates and instead keep giving. Everypony with me? What about you, Puff?... Puff?...
  • Waterspout: Where'd he go? (They found a note)... (He picked it up) "Dear Treasure, consider this note my resignation form. It is just unbelievable you would just give up what we worked so hard for. All these years, and it's all for nothing. Well me and Barris are going to find the Trident ourselves and get the fame and fortune that comes with it even if it takes an eternity. But I will keep in touch, yet not in person, because I still respect you as a legend. Sincerely, Pufferson. P.S., I had a lot of debts that you may wanna check into. Sorry."
  • Treasure Trove:... What the heck? He quit?!
  • Coralstone: And he's going to find the Trident by himself?
  • Goldfever: Well he's dead as dirt.
  • Treasure Trove: (Sighs) Well he was always the ambitious type. I'd be angry if my life was a complete waste too. But I'm sure one day he'll come right back to us.
  • The Second Seapony member of Trove's troupe: "But, what did Puff meant by.... "Depts"?"
  • Treasure Trove:... I don't know if I'll like the answer. Can you bring Sugarcubert here?
  • Sugarcubert: Okay, what the blub was that? (Came in with a leafy seapony and a tuna seapony)
  • Treasure Trove: Oh, yeah, you were watching us.
  • Sea Chicken: You were using us just to get the Trident, this whole time... And then you just give all that garbage up... For us.
  • Treasure Trove: Well it made sense. Why would I want what the Trident will give when I already have it, lack of ocean changing godhood aside? Besides, your election isn't going anywhere. When I am gone, you guys can carry on again. I've done too much to just keep going with it.... Pufferson, on the other hoof... He just left to keep looking for it.
  • Kelp Weed: Good. I never liked him anyway.
  • Waterspout: We're sorry we lied to you.
  • Sea Chicken:... ARE YOU KIDDING?! NEITHER ONE OF US WERE GOOD AT BEING MAYOR!! But you? You are better than BOTH of us. We could learn so much from you. The legendary pirate Treasure Trove fixes a town for a treasure quest... Only to give it up for something better than all the treasure in the world. You, sir, are our hero. In fact..... It would be a shame if you leave just because of prior pipedreams involving this town.
  • Treasure Trove: "Really? But..... This town only got this way because of ambition for a powerful relic. I caused so much needless woe with those Sea Changelings it was why they freaked out like they did when they saw me with Miss Rhabdom."
  • Sugarcubert: "So, basicly, that sweet little Sea Changeling didn't caused any problems at all?"
  • Treasure Trove: "(Sighs), I admit, to have over-reacted. The anger in her hivemates' eyes had, really putted me off that, I lost all self-control. That mess was more my fault trying to use a confused child to go after the Krakonite Trident then anything really the young one's doing."
  • Kelp Weed: "...... Then, I suppose it's for the better to leave those Sea Changelings be. Give them a time to think for themselves before we try anything hasty with them."
  • Sea Chicken: "But for now.... For the time being, I don't think the town is ready to know the full truth yet. They'll come to forget the Sea Changeling insodent and live life as normally."
  • Treasure Trove: "I couldn't agree more. The sooner we let this mess fall into obscurity, the better."

Flashback.

  • Waterspout: "And it stayed that way until.... Well, here we are."
  • Shore: "..... Did you ever looked up Mr. Pufferson's claims about "Depts"."
  • Waterspout: "Well, more like that, I think it looked into US. A year after that day, a well-suited sea pony with shark quilities with a collection of shark men moved in and took up residence in a leviathon skeletan in the eel-grass fields. Pufferson really seems to visit that guy alot. Some of us are worried that he could be the reason why Pufferson would even HAVE depts if that were the case."
  • Sandbar: "Yikes. Shark Men. Among the most pretty powerful warrior races. It's why the merponies have some of them in service."
  • Rhabdom: "Do you think this Seapony is after the trident as well?"
  • Waterspout: "Well if he is, then, I hope that he's not what I think he is..... A crime boss."
  • Shore: "...... Pufferson is likely heading to the summit to try and coherse Treasure Trove to go after the Trident again....."
  • Sandbar: "Only, I don't think Pufferson would do it alone. He might get that sea pony and his shark men involved."
  • Waterspout: ".... Then we NEED to get to that summit!"
  • Rhabdom: "No.... It might be too late by then. We need to get to my hive."
  • Waterspout: Well Trove might need his friends. I'll get them, you get to the hive. Good luck. (Swims away)
  • Sandbar:... Well I guess that was a nice story.
  • Shore: Yeah, aside from the name, I could never imagine Mayor Trove being a pirate.
  • Rhabdom: Let's go. This way. (They swam off)

Seaquestria

  • Novo: So, this summit is to ensure that I make up to Princess Twilight Sparkle and bring friendship to the sea.
  • Oceanous: I can go with that.
  • Atlantqua: Exactly.
  • Treasure Trove: We're on board. Oh, and, Queen Oceanous? Thank you for inviting the leader of the Sea Changeling hive in Equantica here. There's things I need him to be here for.
  • Queen Oceanous: My pleasure. The reformation of the Changelings on land got me thinking about them.
  • Atlantqua: You hardly interact with my hive.
  • Treasure Trove: Well it's going to be different.
  • Bikini: Well everycreature... Queen Novo has decided to travel the world's seas to find other sea races to begin this redemption. (As they were talking, a shark seapony among others were seen sneaking up on them while doing this)
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Clip of the week 1

  • Shark Men 1: "(Quietly) Boss, with due respect, can you ease up on that?"
  • Shark Sea Pony: "(Quietly) Okay okay, sorry, I can't help it, it's our theme song, guys."
  • Shark Men 2: "(Quietly) So what's the plan, Don S. Harkattack?"
  • Don Harkattack: "(Quietly) Simple. We wait for that inflatable fatso and his pet torpedo with teeth to lore Trove out of sight of the others, then we move in and force him to take us to the bloody Trident at last."
  • Shark Men 3: "(Quietly) Think what we can DO with that baby. We can become unstoppable with a Krakonite Trident."
  • Shark Men 4: "(Quietly) Indeed. There was a reason why the Shark Men were once enslaved by the Kraken. Krakonite was a powerful magical mineral that can allow enfluence over the ocean greater then even the Alicorn of Oceans herself. Krakonite could've only ever be found in one place, and that's the Krakens home sea, but like them, that place vanished. It is like the Krakens never existed."
  • A female Sea Pony with Lionfish features came up next to Harkattack.
  • Don Harkattack: "(Quietly) Killer Looks, baby, ya made it. Tell me, my lovely spy.... Is the fat boy in place?"
  • Killer Looks: "(Quietly, french accent) Pufferson is already enroute to meet up with Trove."
  • It was seen that Pufferson was not too far from the summit group.
  • Don Harkattack: "(Quietly) There it is, gang.... And now.... We wait."
  • Pufferson swam up to the group.
  • Pufferson: "Hey, Trove. (Treasure Trove stopped and looked at Pufferson)....."
  • Treasure Trove: "..... Pufferson? Barris Cujo?"
  • Novo: "Oh no, Treasure, your fat friend's back."
  • Pufferson: "FAT?! I AM NOT FAT?! IT'S JUST PUFFERFISH BIOLOGY?! WHEN I GET UPSET, (INFLATES UP) (HIGH-PITCH) I INFLATE?! IT'S A PUFFERFISH DEFENSE MECHINISUM I CAN'T HELP?!"
  • Treasure Trove: "Uh, your respective majusties, I'll take care of this. (Gets to Pufferson). Pufferson, it's good to see you again, (Deflates Pufferson as he comedically deflates like a balloon, to Bikini's bemusement as she giggled), But unless your here to let, it, go, as well, then I'm afraid that IT will have to wait till AFTER the summit."
  • Pufferson: "Well, there's something private I need to say."
  • Treasure Trove: "And what's that?"
  • Pufferson: "(Quietly to Trove's ear) Rhabdom's back. (Trove was surprised)...... We have a serious oppertunity to finally get the trident!"
  • Treasure Trove: "..... (Quietly) That part of my life's over, Pufferson."
  • Pufferson: "(Quietly) Hey don't forget, Trove..... Wealth beyond belief...... Being gods among seaponies...... Eliminating the Stormies........ Earning Wavedancer's affections......."
  • The last bit was what got to Trove.
  • Pufferson: "(Quietly) I mean, sure, being mayor was a sweet gig, but, it doesn't, offer Wavedancer's affections...... (Trove began to get blindly ambitous again) But that trident, will."
  • Treasure Trove gave a smug, wicked smile.....
  • Treasure Trove: "..... Sorry Novo, but Pufferson needs me for something that came up in the town. Very, personal, long awaited business."
  • Treasure Trove and Pufferson swam off before the others could say anything!
  • Maritime: "Wha, Treasure Trove, wait! (Treasure Trove left with Pufferson)...... We need to follow those two?! That fat blobfish Pufferson is up to something?!"
  • Atlantqua: "Yeesh, abit distrusting much? What's your problem with that guy anyway?"
  • Skystar: Long story, too little time to speak now. I think me, Mom, Maritime and Bikini should check it out.
  • Novo: Yes indeed. Oceanous? You're in charge.
  • Oceanous: If you say so.

Outside

  • Pufferson: Excellent. I knew you'd change your mind. Now we can get everything we ever want.
  • Treasure Trove: Actually, no. I just said that so we can talk out of earshot. I'm not going to throw away a better life because of some dumb Trident. Things have changed, Puff, and you chose to leave it behind.
  • Pufferson: "OH NOW YOUR JUST BEING INCONSISTENT, TROVE, AND IT'S REALLY- (Inflates again) (High-Pitched voice) STRESSING ME OUT?!"
  • Treasure Trove: "Puff, be honest, (Deflates him again)..... Is all this about the depts? Were you carelessly gambling away the days again and now your in some kind of dept to an undesireable."
  • Pufferson: "Now what makes ya say that?"
  • Treasure Trove: "Pufferson, you have been KNOWN to get yourself into so many jams and situations that I ended up keeping a mental list of them! Now, be honest. What undesireable did you get yourself indepted to THIS time?"
  • Pufferson: "Well, see..... That's somethng your gonna need to ask yourself."
  • Treasure Trove: "And why's tha- (The Shark Men grabbed him)......"
  • Don Harkattack and Killer Looks showed up.
  • Don Harkattack: "Like they always say. Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers. Now listen here, Trovey. You're gonna get your "adventurious spirit" back and get RIGHT back to finding me that Trident, or so help me, your gonna be sleeping with the freaks of the trenches!"
  • Treasure Trove: "..... REALLY, PUFFERSON?! HOW DID YOU GET YOURSELF TO BE IN THE DEPT OF THE MOST NETOURIOUS UNDER WATER MOBSTER OF ALL THE OCEANS?!"
  • Pufferson: "Oh, ya know. Ya make once ambitious loan to get alot of money to bet on the winning seahorse, then you ended up overhearing two guys that said that the most unlikelist seahorse was gonna win, ya bet on that one, it was gonna be so close, but then THAT seahorse ended up tripping..... UNDERWATER?! How, HOW DOES ANYTHING TRIP IN WATER?! And just like that, The don threaten me and the town we sprouced up to either pay up, or he'll turn the town into an underwater Kludgetown!"
  • (Deadpool): *Cough*Shark Tale!*Cough*
  • Treasure Trove: "...... 9000. That's, 9000 times, you ended up having mobsters come after us, Puff!"
  • Don Harkattack: "Yikes, ya mean it's not the first time? Yeesh, fatass is a real dirtbag, why're you friends with him?"
  • Treasure Trove: "He was why I got into being a treasure hunter to begin with..... Along side, boatloads and boatloads, AND BOATLOADS, of pity. No crudely irrespondsable thing will ever end my friendship with them..... Though I do say it is heavly challnaged now, all things about this situation considered."
  • Pufferson: "Well how do you think I felt when ya desided to throw that away because of something Spouty said! We, spent, years, going after that Trident, even before I got into that dept! That trident was gonna resolve all our problems, Trove! Any current and would-be problems down the road, Trove! We even planned an anniversy for that Trident Trove! We were in this togather! And you ended up taking the new kid too seriously, vs. your veteran friends!? Did ya ever figured that he mostly said what he said, OVER A GIRL?! HE WAS MOST LIKELY THINKING WITH HIS PENIS, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING?! A DEDICATED ADVENTURER LIKE US, IS SUPPOSE TO ONLY EVER LOVE THE THRILL AND SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE?! LOVING A WOMEN IS SUPPOSE TO BE A RETIREMENT OF THAT, TROVE?! AND HE'S STILL YOUNGER THEN US?! AT THE LEAST YOU ARE ONLY EVER SUPPOSE TO SETTLE AROUND AROUND MIDDLE AGES AT THE LEAST, TROVE?!"
  • Treasure Trove: "Now, give Spout some credit, he did start too early when he still had a life ahead of him, he couldn't help himself, he grew to love that town after what we did to it!"
  • Pufferson: "Nice as it was, don't forget that it was ONLY to buy that town's loyalty so they don't question things about us so we can be able to get the Sea Changelings out of the with little to no resistence! We were only suppose to be there for abit, then get the Trident and the other Kraken treasure and scram and basicly disappear as if we never existed! But you ended up going civilian Trove! But, to prove that I'm still a friend, I asked the don that if we get HIM that trident, he would let us keep the rest of the kraken treasury and make the town even better then ever, and even leave the town unharmed."
  • Treasure Trove: "(Sighs), Puff, you mean well, but I'm afraid there's severe fallicies in that logic. 1: Mobsters are netourious betrayers, there's no garrentie what Harkatatck would be absolute in that promise if it no longer suits him! 2: Harkattack is already a dangeriously powerful mafia boss as it is, him be able to control the sea with a trident made of Krakonite, why, I shudder at that. And 3: I simply think criminals and powerful anichent artifacts are NEVER a good combo!"
  • Pufferson: "Well trust me, neither is that town, and Harkattack turning that place into an epicenter of drug-trades and gang wars! Harkattack ain't someone who can afford to stay in one place for long! He has ALOT of enemies, Trove. He stays in the town for too long, those enemies are gonna come into that town, and I can't promise that any gang war between him and these enemies would be sans civilian losses! Is that what you want, Trove?! To let Harkattack be a magnit for rival gangs that want his power, money, or just want him dead?! Trust me, those guys would wreck the town, JUST FOR HOUSING HIM?! I'm doing it for their and your own good, just as much as it keeps me off his list?!"
  • Treasure Trove: "Look, not that I don't appresiate the intention, but remember the three exsamples I said! Are you really confident that the don is not using you for his own purposes?"
  • Pufferson: "Don't worry, Harkattack RARELY EVER turns his back on a good deal! And trust me, that trident, is the GREATEST deal ever!"
  • Harkattack: Exactly. And your next biggest mistake was admitting conspiracy to your own town. So, you realize that I own you now.
  • Treasure Trove:... 9001!!!!!!
  • Harkattack: You guys are now going to either help us get that Trident, or we're going to tell everycreature you lied, and you and your crew will be banished quicker than you can say 'Smile you son of a bitch'.
  • Treasure Trove: NICE WORK, PUFF!!! NOW I HAVE TO DO AS HE SAYS!! I HOPE IT WAS WORTH TURNING YOUR BACK ON ME!!!
  • Pufferson: Oh, sure, blame me for not knowing he was following us.
  • Treasure Trove: THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE, PUFF!!! I mean, this why you were immenesly unpopular with the town, Puff! You always end up doing things that always end badly!"
  • Pufferson: "Hey, at least this time I was trying to fix my mistakes!"
  • Treasure Trove: By trying to convince me to go back on my word?
  • Pufferson: TO KEEP IT SAFE FROM HIM!!!
  • Harkattack: You can never avoid my eyes, Pufferson. I never forget a face that owes me even after almost 5 years. I and my loan sharks always follow a debt and collect. So, in payment, it's either the Trident or Trove's precious town.
  • Treasure Trove: ".... You, owe me, SEVERELY, for this, Pufferson!"
  • Pufferson: "Look, it's just gonna be about getting the trident, and it'll over before ya know it."
  • Treasure Trove: And what will be okay if he gets his fins on the Trident? We can't do anything about it because you blurted out a very destructive secret. It'd take a miracle to get out of this.
  • ???: Like us? (Waterspout and his friends appeared)
  • ???: AAAAND us? (Novo, Skystar, Maritime, and Bikini appeared)
  • Novo: Was all that you said true, Trove?
  • Trove: (Sighs) Yes. But we swore off the quest when we, minus Pufferson, decided what we had in the town wasn't worth giving up. Even the previous candidates agreed to forget it even happened.
  • Harkattack: Well, it's not like you'll be forgiven by this FALSE seapony. I heard that she cast off ponies who wanted help from the infamous Storm Clan because she neglected to see the real them. She'll never let you keep the town even if we're beaten away.
  • Novo: ".... Seriously? Your going to steriotyped me as a selfish fool, just because of ONE, MEASLY, ROYAL MISTAKE?!"
  • Harkattack: "Uhhhhh-"
  • Novo: "Well here's the context, smartalic?! THAT, only happened as it did because Sparkle was clearly not in her right mind, nor was I?! Make no mistake, had I been more like my sister Corono, or hell, if she had a chance to had been there and smack sense to me, I WOULD'VE BEEN MORE THEN GLAD TO HELP PUT THAT FREAK IN HIS PLACE?! I, have already suffered enough of a reputational dip, just because of something that was MY FAULT to begin with?! It's bad enough even the citizens of BOTH races are giving me ILL for this, that I have to actively make ALOT of due amends to make it up for ponykind, never mind an unpopular outcast constintly berating me to tears for what I had did, but I am NOT gonna stomich even MISERABLE criminals giving me crud for something I only did at a sper of the moment?! SO DON'T YOU DARE, ASSUME THAT TROVE IS NOT WORTH DEFENDING, JUST BECAUSE OF AN ENTIRELY UN-RELATED EVENT?!"
  • Harkattack: "Yeesh, what got your clam-bra in a twist?!"
  • Killer Looks: "I think, you may've triggered her, Sir."
  • Pufferson: I don't think seapony girls even WEAR clam-bras.
  • Bikini: Yeah. That cyan part of her neck is NOT a bra.
  • Killer Looks: Yeah, not exactly helping our case here, Pufferson.
  • Novo: "YOU, HARKATTACK, BEING THAT YOUR A CRIMINAL, HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRITICISED ME, WHEN YOU AREN'T EXACTLY A MODEL CITIZEN YOURSELF?!"
  • Harkattack: "OKAY, TAKE A CHILL-PILL, I MAINLY ONLY SAID THAT TO SCARE TROVE TO FOCUS ON THE DEAL HERE?!"
  • Skystar: Well, you aren't the first to mention that incident either.
  • Harkattack: "Then why doesn't the bitch just get over it? I mean, seriously lady, all we want is to go after a magical overglorifived pitchfork here. What's the problem here, ya sea chicken?"
  • Waterspout:... Ohh, bitch move.
  • Novo:...... Sky? Pearl me!
  • Skystar: Gladly. These guys are jerks. (Hands her the Pearl of Transformation)
  • Harkattack: Uh, what're you doing?
  • Novo: You definitely don't deserve to be one of us! (Uses the Pearl on them as it faded into the Pearl)

Rhabdom's Hive

  • Rhabdom:... Shore? Question. Why don't you turn your boyfriend into a seapony?
  • Shore: Ugh, I WISH I could. But since the Seaquestria incident with Twilight and Novo, that magic has been limited. I'm hoping that Novo would give him one of the Pearl necklaces that her people use to shift from hippogriff to seapony this upcoming Hearth's Warming.
  • Rhabdom: Well he seems to have good lungs regardless. Spiracle said that you two make out in the pond of the school and even have protected sex in your room.
  • Sandbar: Seriously? Who tells somecreature something like that? Why doesn't he just tell everycreature about Shore's many periods while he's at it?
  • Rhabdom: "Uhhh, I, don't think he needs to anymore if that's the case."
  • Sandbar: "...... Oops. (Shore shoved him) Oof. Sorry.... Owww!!"
  • Rhabdom: "Yeah bro, that was TMI! Too much Info."
  • Sandbar: IT WAS JUST AN EXAMPLE!
  • Shore: "Well it's obvious that Spiracle isn't the only one who needs to learn to be selective on what to be honest about."
  • Rhabdom: Let's just find my family and friends, apologize, find Elder Cuddly and warn him about the Trident, and stop Puff's mess.
  • Shore: Good. And hon, take it easy with talking about our privacy next time.
  • Sandbar: "Yes dear. (Quietly) I really touched a nerve there. (The trio got closer) Ya know, I kinda expected to at least be some guards here or somethin-"
  • ???: HALT!!! (Lobster Sea Changelings with bigger left/right claws appeared) NO OUTSIDERS ALLOWED!!! IF YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO, ELDER CUDDLY HAS BANNED SUCH 4 YEARS AGO!!!
  • Rhabdom: Nephro? Homa? Uh, hello, it's me, Rhabdom. Don't you recognize me- Ohhhhhhhh.
  • Nephro: I said leave.
  • Rhabdom: I'm pretty sure you just said 'no outsiders allowed, did you get the memo', yaddayaddayadda.
  • Homa: EXQUEEZE ME, ARE YOU GIVING ME SASS?! (Was about to smack her until Neptro stopped him)
  • Nephro: Wait a minute, stupid! There's something about that Sea Changeling that gets to me...... Espeically, that voice... Rhabdom, it really IS you!! And DAMN, you look fetching.
  • Homa:.... Well, pretty good looking for a ghost.
  • Rhabdom: "I'M NOT A GHOST YOU IDIOTS, I'M ALIVE?!"
  • Nephro: "Then..... How, did you get here then?"
  • Rhabdom: Long story. Now let me and my friends in, ya half-wits?!
  • Nephro: Oh, yeah, sure, uh, you might want to see your family and friends.
  • Rhabdom: What else did you think I was going to do here first, shrimp?
  • Sandbar: Don't mind us, we helped find her... Kinda.
  • Homa: Well with the beautiful magic you did on her, I can see that. GOD she's hot.
  • Rhabdom: DO NOT EVER TRY ANYTHING KINKY, SNAPPY!!!
  • Homa: IT WAS JUST A COMPLIMENT!!!! Yikes, you may be cuter now, but your still the same ol' crabby Rhabdom. Nice to know becoming a color is only cosmetic in appearence.

Hive

  • Sandbar: (They swam through the hive streets and Sea Changelings were stunned by Rhabdom's pure appearance in mixed ways)... Have all Sea Changelings remained impure?
  • Rhabdom: Seems that way.
  • Shore: How did they-
  • Rhabdom: If you're asking about our history, you got me, we have no f*****g idea. Hopefully it'll change soon.
  • Shore: Sure hope so. Novo is going on a friendship crusade soon.
  • Sandbar: "..... Hmmm.... I'm gonna make a wild guess, but..... I think it could be the result of them being near the Krakonite Trident."
  • Homa: "Hey hold it, turtle boy, how did ya know that, Rhabdom never had any knowledge of this!"
  • Nephro: "Dude, calm down, Rhabdom will explain everything when we get to her grandfather the elder."
  • Sandbar: Well Rhabdom told us about the Trident bringing out the worst in people for pursuit of it's power. Tell me, has Elder Cuddly been... More malicious recently?
  • Homa: Well, I wouldn't call him Queen Chrysalis levels of bad, he's still a decent leader and never made us unprovokingly went after people, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, he has been a little scarier than before. He now gives me the Free Willies.
  • Rhabdom: He's a Sea Changeling identical to an extinct aquatic arthropod. I'm sure you'd soil the seven seas if you saw a live sea scorpion.
  • Homa: SCARIER THAN THAT!!! Just see him, and you'll see what I mean. A lot has changed since you vanished.
  • Sandbar: That's because the Trident is finally running it's course and needs to be destroyed.
  • Nephro: You don't know that. No racism intended, but Earth Ponies aren't exactly offictianados of magic. I think that belongs to Unicorns in terms of ponies weilding magic.
  • Sandbar: "Hey, just because we Earth Ponies can't use magic like how Unicorns do it, doesn't mean we don't HAVE IT! Our magic goes into the terrain we farm on, the food we make, and the strength we possess."
  • Nephro: Yeah sure, tell yourself that, whatever flouts yer boat, kid..... Seriously, if it's any of my business kid, why is there an air-breather with you?
  • Shore: He's my boyfriend. Rhabdom never told you two about us before- Ohhhhhhh.
  • Rhabdom: They were cute to watch 4 years ago. Now, I guess if what Sandy's saying is true, we need to hurry it up. I can only imagine how bad Grandpa has gotten with that thing.
  • Homa: "Hey like I said, he didn't got Queen Chrysalis bad as we only give people s*** out of self-defence, like we always do..... But, I think the bitterness of losing a family member of his, I.E., you, may have left him in a, particularly, unpleasent mood. In fact, because of constint regret of not being able to bring you back, of which we now know WHY, he ended up assuming that he was relitively novice with the thing so, he's trying to practice reserecting dead people better by creating Zombelings from our many ansisters over the ages. Heck, he even began messing with dead animals and filled the temple with things like ghost sharks, zombie squids, living sea pony skeletons, heck, he even brought a giant sea sauren beast back?!"
  • Sandbar: "We had a teacher from school that said in universe culture, they're called dinosaurs. Or in this case, sea reptiles. Question is, which one did he brought back?"
  • Nephro: "Well, (Brings up a piece of water-proof paper).... When our fozzel studier found the skeleton..... He said that it would've looked like (Shows them a depiction of a Mosasaur) This."
  • Sandbar: "..... Yikes. Mr. Electross talked about that thing. It was a Mosasaur. It basicly the great whites of prehistoric times."
  • Homa: "Kid, this thing looks like it can EAT sharks for breakfast!"
  • Rhabdom: "..... Aw gees, what has Grandpa being doing? He usually knows better then to mess with the Trident like THAT!"
  • Shore: "I think the trident has been tempting him to use it more...."
  • Nephro: "Well, before all this, he has claimed that alot of spooky voices are asking him to use the power of the trident, does that mean anything?"
  • All 3:... Yes.
  • Shore: I mean what's the big whoop about the Trident to him?
  • Nephro: You'll have to ask him yourselves. That information has been named classified.
  • Rhabdom: Suuuure. After 4 years, Grandpa still keeps his secrets to himself. Well we're going to find out as soon as we find my family and friends. I swear to Maricolous, they better not have killed themselves or died of broken hearts.
  • Homa: "Oh don't worry, they're fine...... Ish."
  • Rhabdom: "..... Define, "Fine-ish"?"
  • Nephro: (Sighs). Four years of grief got to them, so.... They went to sleep one day, and couldn't wake up. Your grandfather, wasn't about to have more loss of family, so, given what he was doing with the Zombielings and other things, well.....

Rhabdom's Home

  •  They were seen as undead zombielings
  • Rhabdom:... Ohh, no.
  • Sandbar: "Oh that is MESSED UP?!"
  • Shore: "Sandy, not that I don't agree, but it's NOT, HELPING?!"
  • Rhabdom's Mother:... Rhabdom?... Is that you?
  • Rhabdom's Father:... YOU'RE ALIVE!!! (They try to hug her)
  • Rhabdom: WHOAWOAWHOA, NO TOUCHY, NO TOUCHY?! NO TOUCH?! I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BOTH BEEN!!!
  • Rhabdom's Mother: Right. (Chuckles) But what about you? Where've YOU been all these years?
  • Rhabdom: I was trapped in these 'Harmony Caves' that was trying to redeem me for my mistakes. I forgave myself with help from some friends... And now I'm new and improved.
  • Rhabdom's Father: A color!! They DO exist!!
  • Shore: What about her friends?
  • Homa: They became patrolers. They're away on a patrol for more corpses for Cuddly to, exspeariment with.
  • Rhabdom's Father: "Ugh, ya see dear, this is EXACTLY what I was talking about with your dad?! That stupid over-sized dinner fork is messing with him?!"
  • Rhabdom's Mother: "Don't start with me! Father is only doing what was best for the hive?!"
  • Rhabdom: "Well what is he doing with making a bunch of undead things?!"
  • Rhabdom's Father: "Well, appearently, a bunch of "msytic" voices are trying to tell him that he needs to be able to create a cure of death as what the Squid People had always been trying to create. The ghost sharks, the zomquids, those grave-robbed Sea Pony bones, a reserected prehistoric monster, us even and the other other zombelings in the temple? They're all just exspeariments to be able to create The Lazorious Ritual. An Anichent Squid People ritual that can revive ANYTHING. Cuddly even believes it can even revive the Alicorns with the right magic. But so far, all he's doing is just making alot of undead freaks. All I'm seeing is a desperate tyrant in the making!"
  • Rhabdom's Mother: "Don't say that, he is only trying to understand the ritual!"
  • Rhabdom: "Lazorious Ritual?"
  • Shore: "Oh, Yakhalla once talked about that. He said that the Lazorious Ritual is an end all be all resserection ritual that can bring ANYTHING back, even things that are so long dead that people shouldn't even know WHAT they are. Which includes, like what your parents say, the Alicorns."
  • Rhabdom: "..... Well I'm glad Grandpa's going through all that trouble for me, but-"
  • Rhabdom's father: "It's not nessersarly for your sake, Rhabdom..... He's trying to resserect the Squid Person who is capable to go back in time..... Time Mullisk. He wants to resserect the squid person that is able to swim through time so he can prevent you from ever getting lost from us when those plants showed up. He's bringing him back to change history."
  • Sandbar: "HE'S TRYING TO RESSERECT A KRAKEN?! Rhabdom, no offence, BUT YOUR GRANDPA HAS LOST HIS MARBLES?!"
  • Shore: Not to mention time travel is definitely something that shouldn't be tampered with.
  • Rhabdom: Okay, that Trident MUST be destroyed.
  • Shore: I SAID that.
  • Rhabdom: Where are they?
  • Rhabdom's Father: Where do you think? They're not on vacation.
  • Rhabdom: Oy, you're STILL cracking dad jokes? Now you're just embarrassing me more.

Cuddly's Temple

  • Elder Cuddly: (Looked crazier than before as Manda and Chelli brought more dead sea creatures)... At last. The ritual is ready to begin. I shall now summon Time Mollusk to travel back in time to save my granddaughter.... Well, what do you two think?
  • Manda: Will you stop pretending to take our opinions into consideration?
  • Elder Cuddly: Oh, yeah, you're right, we're traveling back in time to save Rhabdom, and beepbeepbeepbebeboopboop, this just in, I don't give a splooge what you think about it.
  • Cheli: I just don't see how summoning him will help. Not only is time travel dangerous, but the Time Mollusk, from what I read in the Kraken Temple archives, doesn't travel through time for ANYBODY... EVER!
  • Elder Cuddly: Well, he will when he sees I possess the Trident. (Cackles)
  • Manda: (Muttering) He's really lost his marbles.
  • ???: Father, we're back!
  • Elder Cuddly: "Oh confound it, of all the zombielings to retain sentience it had to be them, (Looks angerly at the returning duo) WHAT IS IT THIS TI- (Saw Rhabdom)...... Ra..... Ra.... (Unknowingly drops the trident)........ Rhabdom?"
  • Rhabdom: Yeah, it's me. I'm alive.
  • Cheli/Manda: YOU'RE ALIVE!!! (The two hugged her)... And you're a color?
  • Elder Cuddly: A color?! I thought that was a myth!
  • Rhabdom: I was trapped in these magic caves and learned to forgive myself and find my own love, and become a color. So, yeah, you don't have to go back in time.
  • Elder Cuddly: DAMMIIIIIIIIT!!!!
  • Rhabdom: What? What's wrong, Grandpa? You hate colors?
  • Elder Cuddly: Of course not!!! These kinds of rituals are very taxing and of an ambitious nature. It's one of the most pricey spells in existence. If it turns out a spell like this was done for nothing, the user owes a costly debt.
  • Rhabdom: TO WHO?!?
  • Elder Cuddly: HAVE I TAUGHT YA NOTHING?!
  • Rhabdom: NO YOU HAVEN'T!!!
  • Sandbar: He's definitely lost his marbles.
  • Elder Cuddly: GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS!!! IF A SPELL LIKE THIS IS RENDERED POINTLESS, YOU OWE A DEBT TO THE KRAKEN UNDERWORLD HELLULAND IN THE HELLULAND TRENCH!!!
  • Shore: UNDERWORLD?! YOU MEAN LIKE TARTARUS?!
  • Elder Cuddly: It's WORSE than Tartarus! It's lava-hot water wherever you go and turns people into scorched demon zombies. You are tortured for all eternity all throughout your body by tentacles that make hentai look like mutation. The infamous Mindflayer Demons are so powerful as loan sharks with their demonic magic powered entirely on pain, they make Panan Illithids ink themselves. You are forever condemned to feeling eternal pain. In fact, a Mindflayer should be coming in less than a minute. (Shrieking was heard as tentacles sprout out and a giant demonic octopus came out of the octogram on the floor)
  • Rhabdom: Oh s***!
  • Mindflayer: You are indebted to the horrible hydrothermal pits of Helluland! You must pay with something valuable, or we will take by force! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO-
  • Sandbar: (Screams like a girl, grabs the Trident from Cuddly and threw it into the demonic portal, sucking the Mindflayer demon back in and undoing the Trident's creations including Rhabdom's parents, and Cuddly, who slowly turns into demonic foam)... What's happening?
  • Cuddly: (Coughs) By casting the Trident to Helluland, you not only cancelled my debt... But you have rendered all my spells null and void.
  • Rhabdom:... INCLUDING MY PARENTS?!?
  • Cuddly: Your parents, and me. I saved myself from dying of grief by immortalizing myself. Now with the Trident gone... I am mortal again. (Coughs)...
  • Sandbar: Oops.
  • Rhabdom: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! GRANDPA, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!!
  • Cuddly: Let's be honest, Rhabdom... My time was coming to an end sooner or later. And you wouldn't really like your parents undead, right? I've done too many terrible things to this hive to stay anyway.
  • Rhabdom: NONONONO, YOU CAN'T GO TO THAT PAINFUL UNDERWORLD!!!
  • Cuddly: Who said I was going THERE?! (Coughs) They don't have a grasp on me anymore.... I am free to go to the normal afterlife.... I'm sorry for everything.
  • Rhabdom: Please, don't go!! I can't have his happen, I just came back!!!
  • Cuddly: This was always inevitable.... I... have some last words, though...... Go make a difference!... (Coughs and disintegrates away)......
  • Rhabdom:... No...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Cries magic tears that actually leak into the water)......
  • Sandbar:... What's that?
  • Shore: I... I think her tears are spreading love in this bleak backwater hive.... So... I think...... (Rhabdom kept crying as her tears spread across the hive and ended up affecting it slowly and in an entire montage, the entire hive became a hive of semi-pure Sea Changelings who saw more love with each other and shared it, causing a chain reaction that completely purified the hive)
  • Nephro: (He and Homa were like red and blue lobsters now)... HOLY MANATEE!!!
  • Manda: (She was crayfish-like while Cheli was crab/lobster-like)... HOLY MANATEE!!!
  • Cheli: OKAY, TIME TO SAY IT, MANDA, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!! (Kisses her as the two became Thorax-sized pure Sea Changelings)...... DOUBLE HOLY MANATEE!!!
  • Homa: "Rhabs, you purifived the hive! That's incredable?!"
  • Rhabdom: "What good is that, when I lost my family?!"
  • Sandbar: "Ohhhhh......."
  • Rhabdom: "I mean, I get that the Trident had to go if SHIT LIKE THAT CAN HAPPEN, and I know there was no keeping Grandpa, but..... My parents, still had their lives ahead of them. And now...... They're gone...... (Familier christailian roots reached out and while Rhabdom wasn't paying attention, grabbed the flouting corpses as they are given a subtile changing light) I mean, purifying the hive and not having to babysit a tainted trident's great and all, but I'm not as ready to be without my mom and dad as I am barely am to be without grandpa! I, I don't want them gone yet?!"
  • Shore: "..... Well good news, Rhab.... (Turns Rhabdom's attention to Rhabdom's parents being revived and purifived)...... The tree thinks so too."
  • Rhabdom was flabbergasted as Rhabdom's parents were reserected and purifived......
  • Rhabdom's father: "Ughhhhh, gees..... That was one hell of a nightmare. It involved Rhabdom coming back and- (Say Rhabdom)......"
  • Rhabdom's mother: "....... That stuff about my father going crazy with the trident and us coming back as inexplitably sentient zombielings was all real, wasn't it? Along with the Mind Frayer and the trident being thrown into the helluland trench?"
  • Rhabdom: ".... (Wimpers, both happly and sadly).... (Zooms up to the two and hugs them greatly?!)....... I'm sorry for EVER having said that?!"
  • Sandbar:... All the same though, Rhabdom..... I'm sorry about almost costing you your parents and, tecnecally killing your grandfather by throwing the trident into a Kraken-exlusive underworld..... I didn't know that would happen when I threw the Trident in the- (Rhabdom then went to hug him and Shore)
  • Rhabdom: Shut up, Sandy. I at least still got to keep my parents for a while longer. And with Grandpa.... Well, he looked at peace with his fate. He won't hold it against for, espeically not for a tecnecally. And neither will I. Thank you for helping me. (They all hugged)
  • Homa:... Well who's going to lead the hive now? Our Elder's gone, and his family have no leading exspearience.
  • Manda: We may as well. We... Kinda owe Rhabdom's family too much, espeically how we failed to talk Elder Cuddly out of this... And I guess we can make a royalty of our own. (The two made out in laughing joy)
  • Rhabdom: Ick. Another random group I've known for years falls victim to the plague of love. Shore, Sands, ya may wanna, just look away.
  • Sandbar: And what's so wrong abou- *SPLOTCH* OHHH SWEET CELESTIAL WINGS OF CELESTIA, UURRP!!!
  • Shore: OH GODS, I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE!!!
  • Rhabdom: NOT IN MY HIVE, YOU'RE NOT! (They swim away as the end of the couple's scene ended with pleasurable sighs and the three were heard puking outside)
  • Rhabdom's Father: "..... (Sighs), Young love."
  • Homa: "And a very insectiod young love too."

Outside Hive.

  • Shore: "..... Well, Sandbar, I think, that little episode may want to make us to take it easier on our OWN sexual adventures..... At least until I can find a mental bleach strong enough to help me forgive THAT?!"
  • Sandbar: "Maybe with luck, Professor Buzzord, may've already invented something like that."
  • Rhabdom: ".... Ya know, admitingly, I'm surprise that out of all of this, we never had a problem from Trove, Pufferson, or this criminal group Puffy got in trouble with. Whatever happened to them?"
  • Shore: "I'm willing to bet Waterspout came through for us. In fact, come on, let's go check on him."

School of Friendship.

  • Sid and Taiku arrived, along with Clyde's friends.....
  • McJack: "..... Wowwie, I'm actselly impressed!"
  • Taiku: "Sparkle will like that compliment."
  • McJack: "I was actslly refering to that the place wasn't turned into a giant Frathouse, but yeah, the place isn't half-bad on it's own merits."
  • Taiku: "...... You guys were REALLY banking on how he was gonna turn the place into a party palace, were ya?"
  • Stacy: "Nothing against him, but, we knew how much Clyde liked parties so, no place was ever safe from that, not even his own house. He always throws a party the minute his parents are away."
  • Taiku: Yeesh, that guy sounds all over the place.
  • Mark: "Exactly. All the more reason to be surprised that Clyde didn't turned this place into the School of Partying Hard!"
  • ???: That's because that's not me anymore. (Clyde appeared)
  • Taiku: Hey, Clyde. Was... Was it worth the wait?
  • Clyde: More than I wanted. And... I'm sorry I was so harsh on y'all.
  • Stacy: We're sorry, too. We should've been there for you.
  • McJack: ".... So, are you REALLY gonna call it quits on parties?"
  • Clyde: "Hey I didn't say I was going cold turkey. I'm just going to save having parties when it calls for it. I'll pretty much start taking after how Pinkie Pie does parties..... Oh, by the way Sid, congradulations, ya just turned me into a brony."
  • Stacy: "(Giggles), Now THERE'S the Clyde we all know and love."
  • Klevor: "Kinda a relief. I thought he was gonna stop doing parties altogather. Your parties are usually fun man."
  • Clyde: "Relax guys, I'm gonna be far from ceasing to be the king of great parties.... I'm just not gonna be stupid about it."
  • Pinkie: "(Appears randomly startling Clyde and the others) That being said, Twilight and the others wouldn't mind a very SPEICAL party for Koningin for finally conguring Apocrypha! Well, as soon as she and Twilight come back from Potamia and attend with that Trial with Crane."
  • Clyde: "Oh-ho-ho-ho! A congrats party huh? I am DOWN to that, Pinks! I'm thinking of doing an african-"
  • Pinkie: "Potamian."
  • Clyde: "Potato po-ta-to, same diff, anyway, I'm thinking of giving the party a tribal theme, and we have cakes and pasteries in the shape of the continant! I'm thinking of having an elephant do a soda stand! Oh! And a game where we take down a fake Apocrypha and smack it down to size!"
  • Pinkie: "Now your thinking like a Pie, Clyde, my start pupal."
  • McJack: "Oh now I'm REALLY surprised! You got to be a star pupal!"
  • Taiku: "Well, it really helps that Pinkie has the one thing that always clicks with Clyde.... A love for having a good time."
  • Clyde: "Hey Sid, guys, ya wouldn't mind helping with the party, would ya?"
  • Sid: "Ya know I'm always down to make a party happen, Cuz."
  • The group laugh as they entered the building.

Chapter 6: A Warrior's Legacy Honored/Party at the School of the Friendship

Antelopian Court

  • Koningin:... I'm ready your highness. Let's simply save the accusations because we all know what I did in violating tradition, and allow me to plead.
  • Queen Nappe: Hm. Just like your mother. Koning III would be proud for that. Very well.
  • Koningin: Not guilty. I never asked to get help from anyone outside the land. That's one of the main reasons why I never told the truth besides keeping them safe. I hoped that once Apocrypha returned, there would be somecreature that could stand up to him. However, when I fought him with them, I never asked for much help and did most of it on my own. Tradition still stood in my blood. But unfortunately, a little help isn't excusable to it.
  • ???: (High-Pitched voice) YOU'RE DARN RIGHT!!! (A springbok came in)
  • Koningin: Oh no, not Isivin! ISIVIN, DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S AGAINST REGULATIONS TO MEDDLE IN A COURT?!?
  • Isivin: Please. You asked COMPLETELY for help. You only got the power AND knowledge of Apocrypha's weak point from outside sources.
  • Crane: OBJECTION, HE'S VIOLATING REGULATIONS!!!
  • Queen Nappe: Overruled. He speaks true. Nothing in Koningin's testimony stands out. Despite not asking for help, you still got it from outside sources. And lying in the court is also against regulations. The entire testimony is dismissed.
  • Koningin:.... ISIVIN, WHAT THE HELL?!
  • Isivin: Hey, warriors should carry themselves with honor. And FYI, I have not violated ANY regulations. I am the prosecution in this court because I know you more than anycreature else in the courtroom.
  • Queen Nappe: Correct. He's the only native in the land who knows you well enough to prosecute.
  • Isivin: Alright. Time for justice to be served. I've been waiting for this for a long time, Konny. You'll rue the day you stole my honor from me.... ALONG WITH MY GENITALS?!
  • Koningin: "YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR TRYING TO FRAME ME?! AND THAT OF YOUR STUPID FRIEND WHO WAS CONGRATULATING YOUR MISDEED IN FRONT OF MANY TO HERE?!"
  • Isivin: "CAN YOU NOT REMIND ME?! MY PLAN WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT IF NOT FOR A CERTAIN ZEBRA DONKEY?!"
  • A Zebra Donkey: "(From the present crowd) I SAID I WAS SORRY, ISIVIN?!"
  • Isivin: TOO LATE, YA DUMB ZONKEY!!!
  • Queen Nappe: These prior statements being said, however, any prosecution done that is irrelevant to the trial will be dismissed. That means you, Isivin. Everyone knows about your history with her and if it turns out this was all because of that history, you will be replaced with a more favorable soul.
  • Isivin: And that's, who exactly? (Zecora appeared)...... The zebra of Everfree Forest obsessed with poetry? You've got to be kidding.
  • Zecora: "The only joke I see is a Springbok with no reproduction to speak of. (The crowds laughed at that, which embarrised Isivin)."
  • Crane: ".... Actselly, Queen Nappe, I have to insist that Isivin is too biased against Koningin, even FOR a prosicuter. He will sway this court too against her."
  • Queen Nappe: "..... Admitingly, yes. Who's idea was it to even have this neutered idiot here?"
  • Zebra Donkey: "Oh, Mr. Crunch-Mouth asked him to rig the court against Koni so an exile's all but absolute."
  • The audience gasped as Crunch-Mouth began to sweat......
  • Isivin: "STRIPER, SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Striper: "Wait...... Ooops."
  • Queen Nappe: "..... I'm afraid I'll have to ask the court to discount what Isivin said due to an attempt at trying to malmituate the court. I want that neutered halfwit out of my court!"
  • Isivin: "But, but, but- (Some rhinos grabbed him)...... WELL SO MUCH FOR JUSTICE, APPEARENTLY?! (Gets dragged out)....."
  • Queen Nappe: "..... Okay, let us start over..... Zecora, what do you have to say about Koningin's earlier testamony."
  • Zecora: I simply-
  • (Isivin): STRIPER, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE FROM YOUR OWN STUPIDITY!!!
  • Striper:... (Cries)
  • Gloria: Oy. Excuse me. (She takes him out)
  • Crunch-Mouth: ERRRRGH!!!!
  • Allocthon: Crunch, what did you expect would happen in a building that's supposed to house brilliant minds? You're lucky I don't fire you for this.
  • Crunch-Mouth: Come on, this isn't a fair trial anyway. Her lawyer is literally Master Crane.
  • Crane: Does that matter when all you need is support and knowledge? Now let's just continue the trial.
  • Crunch-Mouth:...... I'm out of here. (Leaves)
  • Koningin: GOOD, YOU WOULDN'T FIT WELL IN MY TRIAL ANYWAY!!! THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO TRADITIONAL, YOU KNOW!!!
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Easy on the mocking, Koningin. It won't help you if you aggrovate him more."
  • Koningin: "(Quietly) I know, but it did not helped he was trying to cheat this trail into his favor. He should know that hycrocray and cheating are acts of prey."
  • Queen Nappe: "..... I'll ask again, Zecora. What do you have to say about Koningin's testamony?"
  • Zecora: I simply came to confess. I, am the one, who brought her to this.
  • Queen Nappe: Ugh, Miss Zecora, I know you're a good poet, but must you always speak in rhyme? It's really annoying.
  • Zecora: (Sighs) Fine. You antelopes are always so jumpy, no intentional offence meant. You see, I convinced her to go to the School of Friendship. Why? Because she was lost. The day I healed her legs, I saw that she was putting too much stress and responsibility on herself, and was overlooking important details that could've lead to her destruction. I simply told her that she must not be so obsessive and must have a break. With how used to Potamia she is, I simply offered a suggestion. She must go to the School of Friendship to teach self-defense in order to see that everycreature needs a break, everycreature is different, and that there's more to life than an ambition that sacrificed her sociality. It was the only available suggestion to bring her construction.
  • Icky: Oh come on, that was an extended rhyme!!
  • Zecora: Do not change the subject. This is not about me, this is about Koningin.
  • Queen Nappe: And by doing this, you ask of her to throw away her tradition?
  • Zecora: I couldn't even if I tried. Koningin's warrior spirit is better than that. By being too focused on one goal, she ignored the world around her. Is that not an act of prey, your grace?
  • Queen Nappe:... Yes.
  • Zecora: So if she had stayed, she would've continued until she could not longer breath. She needed to get away from the stress or else she would die unknowingly committing an act of prey. I was simply giving her an opportunity to collect herself and acknowledge that you must slow down and stop, or else you will break down and be lost. To put it simply, if you don't take a moment to relax, you'll try too hard and eventually collapse.
  • Queen Nappe:... I see.
  • Crunch-Mouth swooped back in apawn over-hearing Zecora's words!
  • Crunch-Mouth: "Wait wait wait wait wait, Queen Nappe, why must to listen to this Zebra, she has OBVIOUSLY only been absorbed into outsider culture, Zebras are not usually like this, they-"
  • Queen Nappe: "Crunch-Mouth, you lost all right when you violated the very things you preached about not being prety by being a hypocrate and trying to cheat in court."
  • Crunch-Mouth: "But- (The rhinos grabbed in)...... Awww, Elephant Dung. (Gets dragged away)..."
  • Queen Nappe: "..... I have made my descidtion...... I have realised that our own traditions have done nothing but held us back, or even pushed us too hard. They held us back from making Apocrypha a shared world concern. But pushed us too hard to try and fight him alone, only serving to hurting us and deviding us. Apocrypha would've been long stopped, without so many warriors lost to or ruined by him, if we were not held back by pride. Not only do I say that Koningin should NOT be banished for only saving our land, but she has inspired Potamia to consider a great change. (Many Potamians came to realised these revelations.) By all means, Potamia will still be a land that values it's traditions and independence, but it will no longer fine shame in accepting help. From this fay forword, Potamia will no longer look down on other lands, and instead aim to help the lands fix a troubled world, so no one will be prey to any enemy ever again! (The Potamians cheered to this)...."
  • Twilight: "..... Well congratulations, Koningin..... You just inspired a great change in your people."
  • Koningin: "..... That, is beyond anything my father was capable off. And..... I all you all for this. (Hugs Twilight)."

isivin's location.

  • Isivin was seen walking down the plains in misery as Gloria and Striper found him....
  • Gloria: "..... Okay, neutered boy. I want answers..... Why have you been giving Koningin s*** all her life? What, are you two from rival tribes or something?"
  • Isivin: "No, our fathers were best of friends. They were like brothers."
  • Gloria: ".... Then what's your excuse, wiseguy? Why did you put Koningin through so much s***?"
  • Isivin: "BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE TO APOCRYPHA?! (Gloria and Striper were surprised)...... Okay, fine, I admit it, I had the hots for Koni! I was trying to prevent her from becoming a warrior so she would DIE to that big freak of nature! This was a guy, THAT EVEN HER DAD LOST TO?! And he, had the horns of the great spirits! I was actselly secretly mortifived by how much she got wreaked by him!"
  • Gloria: "Then why did you almost laughed at her humiliation? That was like kicking the loser fighter of a match down!"
  • Isivin: "I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF COPING WITH HORRORABLE SIGHTS BY MAKING LEVITY AT EVEN IMMAPPROBEATE TIMES?! IT KINDA, MADE ME UNPOPULAR WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE?! WHAT I SAY WHAT HAPPENED TO KONI, WAS THE WORSE MOMENT OF MY LIFE, AND BECAUSE I'M A FREAKING DINGUS, I INSTINTLY TRIED TO TO COPE BY TRYING TO LAUGH IT OFF?! I ACTSELLY HATED BEING RIGHT ABOUT THE FIRST TIME SHE LOST TO APOCRYPHA?! Every rotten thing I did, even the framing s***, was only to keep her safe?! AND SHE HAD TO GO AND..... TAKE MY FAMILY JEWELS IF YOU CAUGHT WHAT THAT MEANT?!"
  • Gloria: "Yeah I already got the idea from what you said in court. Why didn't you say anything?"
  • Isivin: "Because I'm already enough of a loser for being an asshole to people. I don't want people to think I'm weak for caring for someone?! Worring about the desteny of others is an act of prey!"
  • Gloria: "Oh, what ISN'T considered weakness to you people?! Don't ya realised that because you acted like an asshole that Koningin thinks you're nothing but a spiteful piece of trash?"
  • Isivin: "Look, I didn't LIKE what I did, okay? I just didn't want her to get hurt. But she did, and I hated myself more then what Koningin thinks how much I dispise her?! And I didn't actselly liked that the fat hippo was trying to get her exiled?!"
  • Gloria: "Well why the HECK did you agreed to it?"
  • Isivin: ".... The fat basturd deems Koni a threat. Because of Koni having Astral Horns when she wasn't suppose to as a speices that can't grow horns on ladies, he was afraid that Nappe was gonna be convinced that the traditions are proven worthy of change, something he wanted to prevent! Because Koni had helped to beat Apocrypha, and that help made her stronger then she was alone! Crunchy didn't wanted Potamia to lose the traditions as they are because of them being contriditory to what Koni just did. He told me that if I can't have her exiled, that he'll make sure Koni is gone one way or the other. He said that if the trial didn't go his way..... He would have Koni killed."
  • Gloria: ".... Oh that, fat, basturd. Ain't nobody gonna pull s*** on my watch. What do ya say we put Crunchy in his place?"
  • Isivin: "..... For Koni......"

Crunch-Mouth's location.

  • Crunch-Mouth: "(To a legion of Hyena Men) My orders are simple. I, want, Koningin, dead by dawn when she returns to that accursed school, and while your at it, I want every occupent of that school, be they adult or child, slaughtered like animals to prevent any aims of revenge?! Then, I want that school burned to the ground?! Then afterwords, I want you to-"
  • ???: "HEY?!"
  • Crunch-Mouth got surprised and saw the Lougers.....
  • Icky: ".... Buddy...... (This Video)"
YOU REALLY ARE A FAT BASTARD

YOU REALLY ARE A FAT BASTARD

At the end

  • Crunch-Mouth: "..... GET THEM?! KILL THE- (Koningin was seen with the Hyena-Men already defeated)....."
  • Koningin: "..... You, have shamed Potamia, for not accepting change!"
  • Crunch-Mouth: "........... It's, just a prank?"
  • Koningin stared unimpressed.......

Later.

  • Crunch-Mouth was inside Magmatacus' mouth again as he was muffled screaming as he was stuck in the mouth while Baby Magmtacus was sucking on him.
  • Allocthon: "Your child may keep that ungrateful fool for his actions, for HE'S the one exiled from this land."
  • Cheruffus: "May as well, Magmatacus has grown too attached to him. I wish the Hippo Queen luck on finding a new adviser. (Baby Magmatacus flew off with Crunch-Mouth in tow as he scream muffled)."
  • Isivin: "...... Koni, I know you'll never forgive what I had done to you, but please know, I had the purest intentions behind it. That being said, I should've never tried to interfear with your desteny, and, I wish you happiness."
  • Koningin: "..... All is forgiven, Isivin..... I'm just sorry about, you know....."
  • Isivin: "Oh, don't worry about that. I was unlikely to ever land a mate anyway. I also don't think I'm mature enough for children anyway. So.... Take care of yourself, Koni..... (Leaves with Striper, which the two clearly had made up)."
  • Koningin: ".... Well, this was.... An exspearience."
  • Twilight: ".... Come on Koningin, let's return to the school. I think Clyde may have a surprise for you."
  • Koningin: ".... Good or bad?"

School of Friendship

  • A huge african party was seen....
  • Koningin: "..... Diffently good."
  • Clyde: IT'S PARTY TIIIIME!!!! You all ready to party? (They did this)
Are You Ready To Party?

Are You Ready To Party?

  • Icky: "CAN WE NOT LET THIS JOKE DRAG ON GUYS?! LET'S PARTY ALREADY?!"
Party Rock Anthem

Party Rock Anthem

  • Everyone went and enjoyed themselves and even had a dance montage, where there was a moment of Caster wooing Rhabdom, who at first was abit annoyed, but ultamately caught on, even cutting to a seen of Harkattack being a pony held in Black Staillian Asylum along with Pufferson and Killer Looks, as everything faded out as the song climaxes.

Epilogue

Pinkie Pie cleaning up after the party

Pinkie Pie cleaning up after the party

For the Epilogue after the Party at the Friendship School

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