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Shell Lodge Blowout is the SpongeBob 20th Anniversary Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. SpongeBob is celebrating his 21st Anniversary as Kairi and Sora are back from eloping. They find that, after 11 years of being together, the Lodgers have become less in canon territory and more of their own timeline, since events turned out different and for different reasons behind the scenes. The heroes thus decide that it's time to take their redefining as the Lodgers to the next level. But it starts to get the Lodgers thinking too deeply. Since there was no reason to protect Kairi anymore since she was married, Shen realizes that his purpose in her life is starting to come to a close. Does Kairi even need them anymore? Meanwhile, many of the Lodgers start to think about their own relationships with each other, whether it be deciding to propose, to do some more jobs back on their own homeworlds, to start growing up and making a newer future for themselves, etc. What will they do next now that everything's changed? However, Spongebob, worrying about the Lougers drifting, was encountered by a mysterious birthday cake that is CLEARLY different from the one they have. On the cake's title, it said "Make a Wish" and had one candle on it. Spongebob ended up not taking it all that seriously and had sighed and wished "That Princess Salvation Never Happened", and just blew on it. Suddenly, a new present appeared on the corner where the other presents were, a present of uniquely cheery patterns and rainbow ribbons, with a small tag that reads "Wish Granted". Spongebob opens the present and suddenly gets sucked right in as with all of reality! Suddenly, Spongebob woke up in what turns out to be the same date after the events of Princess Salvation, except, the episode no longer exists. Kairi is still under Louge Protection and things have returned to pre-PS times. Spongebob was aiming to enjoy this new life, but then, suddenly, he found himself confronted by a being with a bookhead dressed in a formal suit and had a red bowtie. He named himself "Mr. Booklyn", who said he represents "Special People" Nemo and others had been with. And he came to tell Spongebob the cake was an anomalous well-intentioned wish-granting cake, called the "Birthday Wish Cake" that altered time to cure sadness during a birthday, and that he came to try and get Spongebob to see that the new timeline he created is not nessersarly for the better (Apart from the obvious of Xehanort and friends still being a thing). But explaining that in this timeline, calling out the delayed princess rescue was never brought up, while also Xehanort didn't get impatient and didn't threaten Plan 13 during the party, which is mainly by the cake's doing. Most things otherwise are unaltered because Spongebob wished for a specific related event. But Booklyn warns of an even bigger concern, and that is the "One Way or the Other" Paradox, which Booklyn warned that if one great change event is interrupted, a far more intense one would occur, and in this timeline, Xehanort was able to make the league recruit the Pariahs in order to have a better chance at getting at Kairi, Spongebob face-palming and forgetting about them as well! The Pariahs had completely converted the leaguers into mindless darkness acolytes than the "Minor Servants of Darkness that they were", Darkspawn Association is basically abandoned as a fruitless effort, and now the veil between Kingdom Hearts and the United Universe is being torn open by a machine created by Cyborgus, creating an artificially created Great Cycle. Now SpongeBob has to admit the truth to all the Lodgers about the real timeline and not the horrorshow created, feeling ashamed of what his worries and fear for the future brought. Will this be another eventual celebration?

Transcript

Chapter 1: SpongeBob's Birthday/The Future of the Shell Lodge Squad

Dragon Guardian Temple, July 17th

  • (Deadpool): Yeah, this is when this story starts, otherwise, how would it make sense? I mean, yeah, it kinda is gonna put the narrative/chronological lore abit out of wack, but hey, if we did episodes that took place in the past, then F*** IT, let's do one that's a bit ahead of whatever other episodes beside this will be finished by July! ROLL IT!! (This song played)
Celebrate Good Times..

Celebrate Good Times... Come on!!!

  • The Lodgers and some invited friends were seen celebrating the occasion.
  • Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB!
  • SpongeBob: THANKS, EVERYONE!!! I LOVE SCREAMING!!! (SCREAMS FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME UNTIL SQUIDWARD STOPS HIM)!
  • Squidward: "I know I agreed to go easy on you because it's your birthday as a created media character for Nickaloudian, but I still have LIMITS on how far I am willing to let you go crazy!"
  • Icky: "Hey chillax, Squidy. After the past few months that we went through, I think Spongey can be allowed to let loose. Especially since this might be one of the few good events for 2020 thus far."
  • Squidward: "Well at the least he should let it out in smaller frequencies."
  • Some Kid fans of the Lougers were playing "Pin the Tail on the Humiliated Villain, represented by Hank Spooner".
  • Ororo was seen playing a modified Wack-a-mole game presented by Lord Cobra's Eel-Snake-heads.
  • Ororo: "Gees, I always struggle with these kinds of games, even as a Superior?!"
  • Tane: "(Zooms) LETMETRYI'MGOODATTHISGAME?!"
  • Ororo: "Ya might end up breaking it, Tane, and the Lougers took forever to modify an old donated whack-a-mole game into being this, it'd be a shame if-"
  • Tane already took the hammer and started to hit the fake heads so quickly the score went high too fact as the thing started to malfunction!
  • Ororo: "..... (Facepalms), This, is why Tyrone wants you to slow down, Tane."
  • Victor Von Creepypants was seen enjoying the snack bar, as Star suddenly saw him.
  • Star: "EEK?! TOFFEE'S BACK, AND, HE LOOKS UGLIER NOW?! (Pounces onto Victor and starts beating him up)!"
  • Marco: "STAR, THAT'S NOT TOFFEE, THAT'S A DIFFERENT LIZARD IN A SUIT?! IN FACT, HE'S NOT EVEN A SEPTARIAN?!"
  • Star: "(Stops)..... (Nervous laughter)..... Sorry, I saw that you were a lizard in a fancy dress, and, I over-reacted. I, do that sometimes."
  • Victor: "(Maintained composure) As your incident with the Magic Realms and the Timeisites have proven."
  • Star: "Oh can we NOT drag those into this?! (Marco drags Star off)."
  • Marco: "My apologies, sir. (Leaves with Star)."
  • Saetha: ".... Mental note, Anewas, let's make sure Star's fully aware of all of the Louger's friends."
  • Anewas: "Noted."
  • Thaumorpheus was surrounded by excited groups of people cause of his Outer God presence.
  • Thaumorpheus: "Goodness gracious people, I'm just here to enjoy a party like all of you are!
  • Lord Shen: "(Comes with the Wolves that began to direct the crowds away) You heard the Outer, give him his space and allow him to enjoy the bloody party!"
  • Thaumorpheus: "Much gratitude, Lord Shen."
  • Lord Shen: "But alchourse, Thaumorpheus."
  • Hermes: "(Flies by the guests) Excuse me, pardon me, coming through, nice dress, hot potato, coming through! (Hermes got before Ignitus) Just the dragon I wanted to see! Big news, big red, (Brings up an envelope), A certain someone's coming back from honeymoon."
  • Ignitus: "Ahh. As expected. When would they be expected?"
  • Hermes: "Oh, you'll know when a Disney Ride Materialises out of nowhere and comes in for a landing- (Suddenly, a sky portal opens up, as Boy Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, and King Mickey came riding in on a giant Dumbo Cart!)...... Wow, that's fast!"
  • Icky: "(With intercom) Ladies and gentlemen, the provincial Tman-Favorited Character has returned!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh thank goodness, I was worried they were too occupied with something.... As a best-case scenario."
  • Starlight: "Uh, why are they riding a giant astral amusement park cart?"
  • Trixie: "Alot of people asked similar questions about KH3's inclusion of astral Disneyland Rides as fighting mechanics, just, roll with it. They said they learned it from an Originos."
  • Starlight: Origi-wha?
  • Trixie: Each universe celebrating it's broadcasting company.
  • Starlight:... Okay, I can picture it from here.
  • Skipper: "She's coming in hot, boys, prep for landing!"
  • The Penguins did that as they quickly managed to build a landing pad for the Dumbo Cart in mere seconds!
  • White Rabbit: "(Uses stopwatch)..... Wow, good timing! That's a new record!"
  • The Dumbo Cart lands as the Penguins did victory slaps!
  • Lord Shen: "(Comes forward) I mean nothing personal, Kairi, but you're married to a show-off."
  • Kairi: "(Giggles), That's Sora for you. (Shen helps her down)."
  • Goofy: "Okay, direct me where the cake is!"
  • Donald: "NOBODY HAD BETTER NOT SPIKED THE PUNCH?!"
  • Pinkie was seen putting Spike in the fruit punch......
  • Pinkie: "..... Whoopies."
Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

  • Awkward silence.....
  • Pinkie: "(Still on drums) Wow, tough crowd. (Another Pinkie still holding spike)"
  • Other Pinkie: "Tell me about it."
  • Donald: "..... Awwwwww, phooey."
  • King Mickey: "Ahhh, no sweat it, Donald. There's more where that came from."
  • Riku: "If you're wondering about Ventus, Aqua and Terra, they had to stay back in Radiant Garden. Personal matters and stuff."
  • Spyro: "(Got up too) I missed ya, Kairi. You wouldn't believe half the stuff I need to tell you."
  • Goofy: "Ha-yuck, we got some pretty out-there stories ourselves."
  • SpongeBob: THAT'LL HAVE TO WAIT, THEY'RE AIRING My 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL AGAIN! (Everyone comically took seats and watched)
  • Squidward: (Saw the scene where he drank snail-slime-spiked coffee and vomited)
  • Iago: WAAAAY too late to vomit it out, Squiddy.
  • Skipper: (After seeing Patrick's brain craziness before the bus tour)... What exactly is his brain made out of, slaggy uranium?
  • Patrick: I'm not from Uranus!
  • Skipper:... I... GUESS that's a yes? But still, you really should see a doctor about that.
  • Icky: (Seeing Mr. Krabs put Old Man Jenkins in charge of lookout) Oh, wow, put an old-timer who can't even remember his name, AND keeps changing species for some odd reason, in charge of looking out for SpongeBob. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT?!? (OMJ fell asleep) AAAAAND THERE IT IS!
  • Krebbs: (Seeing Bubble Bass among them)... Okay, question:... WHY IS BUBBLE BASS THERE?! I thought he hated you.
  • SpongeBob: Eh, what can I say, we both love MM and BB.
  • Krebbs: Yeah, I don't buy it.
  • SpongeBob: Well, we're mostly only adversaries when it comes to food, as Bass is NETOURIOUSLY picky and hard to please! He's actually a nice guy when ya get to know him.... If, you can handle his ego. Frienemies, if you will. (Krebbs was still skeptical with a snort).... Just roll with it. (They saw the Narrator's submarine tip David Hasselhoff's canoe down) HEY! It's the Hasselhoff. Wow, it's been years. Must've been on vacation.
  • Alex:... So, where exactly IS 'Surface Land', specifically?
  • Sandy: Majuro. Capital city of the Marshall Islands, and the biggest.
  • Ginormica: (Seeing the tourists take pictures of the humans on the beach) WHA, AW, C'MON, DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM, YOU PERVS, SHOW SOME RESPECT!!
  • (Rube): Let's get a closer look!
  • Ginormica: AW, WHA, NOOOOOO, YOU PERVS!!!
  • Icky: "Pff, this cartoon has done worse in other modern episodes, Susan. THAT, is tame in comparison!"
  • Fidget: (When they see Kel Mitchell)... Wow. Kel REALLY let himself go.
  • B.O.B: (As the tour fishtank got water from the shower)... Why didn't he just get water from the ocean? Seemed like the faster way. Also, showers are supposed to spray freshwater.
  • SpongeBob: Cartoon logic.
  • B.O.B: Oh, that makes complete sense.
  • (Rube): It's a Blue-Feathered Northwestern Pie Dragon.
  • Sandy:... PFFT! It's absolutely AMAZING that Bikini Bottom doesn't just ask about what these critters REALLY are since I'M THE ONLY LAND EXPERT IN TOWN!!!
  • Icky: "These are the same idiots that had you arrested for not having fur as "Nakedness" even when you have swimsuits under-neath your fur.... STILL WEIRD BY THE WAY! I think it's safe to say that Bikini Bottom is a city of dumbasses."
  • Sandy: "Touche, ya prehistoric rat with wings."
  • Icky: "Oh sure, remind me that my species are actually precursors to seagulls of all things. It really makes my kind feel less mystical that way."
  • Dodger: This is how a dog is represented in SpongeBob, unbelievable.
  • Francis: "Annoying that a cat had proper representation and yet dogs are treated to this."
  • Einstein: "Yeah."
  • Baloo: (After seeing the tour fishtank pass by Patchy)... Okay, how in the name of groove did he not even SEE that?! Was it the eyepatch?
  • Bagheera: Probably the sun glare.
  • Baloo:... Okay, I guess that makes sense.
  • Icky: "Just imagine if he saw that episode, (Laughs), He'd probably faint again!"
  • Patrick: (Seeing Mindy in the background)... WHA?! SHE WAS THERE?!? WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME SHE WOULD BE THERE?!?
  • Creeper: They didn't even bother to ask Sandy what creatures really are and you're asking THAT? (After seeing the Peter Lorre-esque fish)... Okay, where did SpongeBob meet THAT creepoid?
  • Squidward: Best not to ask too many questions... TRUST me!
  • Creeper: Oh, you mean like, WHY WAS FLATTS, THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER, AND SO MANY RANDOM BACKGROUND CHARACTERS WHO BARELY KNEW HIM THERE?! AND, WHAT WAS THAT HIPPO BUBBLE, THINGIE?!
  • Squidward: Our show was never famous to being as canonically consistent as MLP:FIM, that's all I'm gonna say.
  • (SpongeBob's Mother): Our boy sure has a lot of, interesting friends.
  • Creeper: RIGHT?!?
  • Mr. Krabs: (After they see him stealing Old Man Jenkins' money)... Oh, come on, are ye surprised at this point?
  • (Plankton): Say it, Fred!
  • (Fred): No!
  • Everyone: SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT!
  • Banzai: (As they kept saying it) REALLY?! IT'S JUST A RUNNING GAG!!
  • Shenzi: "He said as he is a part of a fan-series who're no better in that department."
  • Banzai: "..... Toushe."
  • Fred: My leg! (Everyone cheered)
  • Tulio: (Seeing the chaos in the decorating scene) YIKES! Seriously, when did the animation get more zany-cartoony? Even Sandy's helmet feels like it's made of plastic sometimes.
  • SpongeBob: Eeeehh, it's, been a while.
  • Miguel: A WHILE?!?
  • Sandy: And it kinda was. Just trying out some kind of polyurethane helmet that is durable and flexible, and it worked wonders, really.
  • Brandy: (As they saw the gorilla meeting)... Just to clarify... Weed is illegal there, right?
  • Sandy: Sorry, I'm a scientist, not a legal expert.
  • (SpongeBob): The Trusty Slab? Sounds familiar.
  • Sparx: GEE, I WONDER WHY?!?
  • Sam: (As they saw Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence, and Doug Lawrence parody their characters in the Trusty Slab)... Wow, they're really milking the fourth wall, aren't they?
  • Max: They sure are, Sam. They, sure, are.
  • (Deadpool): "I feel kinda challenged, to be honest."
  • Baloo: (As the tour fishtank went under Patchy's legs)... OKAY, WTF?!? WAS THAT GOOFY PIRATE UNDER AN ANERISUM OR SOMETHING?!
  • Bagheera: Let it go, Baloo!
  • (SpongeBob): STOP THE BUS!! WHAT, IS, THAT?!? (They saw the petshop with fish tanks)
  • Shenzi: AAAAAND we're doing THIS, because WHY NOT?!
  • Creeper: (As the CG and 2D passengers escaped the pet shop)... (Gasp)-
  • Merlin: Neptune's Moon, probably defines the dimensions of the characters.
  • Creeper: Oh. Right. (As they saw the anthropomorphized dog)... Okay, my mind is scrambled too much to even ask.
  • Boss Wolf: (As Patchy kissed Potty) BESTIALITYYYYYYYYYY- (Lord Shen smacked him)... I'll shut up.
  • (Old Man Jenkins): SPONGEBOB'S HEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeerrrrree... (Nuclear explosion)
  • Max:... Wow. What is UP with the random-ass nuclear explosions?
  • Sam: Probably the Bikini Atoll's remains of nuclear bomb tests.
  • Max: Oh, we're sticking to THAT wild fan theory, are we?
  • Gazelle: "I hope that old man is alright."
  • Icky: "He somehow came back from the dead after being food poisoned, wasn't bothered being eaten by Mystery, and doesn't even flinch in being shot out of a cannon! That old fucker's durable!"
  • (SpongeBob): And I live in the BESTEST place in the whole wide world, BIKINI BOTTOM, where nothing bad can ever happen!
  • Squidward: (Laughs hysterically along with some of the others)
  • Icky: "(Laughs), IRONY, THY NAME IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?!"
  • Iago: "I KNOW THE MODERN EPISODE'S WRITING HAS MADE YA INCREASINGLY DUMBER WITH EVERY AIRING, BUT, (BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER)?!"
  • Trigger: Wow, really?
  • Squidward: What, are we wrong?
  • Trigger:... No.
  • Squidward: THEN LAUGH!!!
  • Patchy's Head: AHHH, SURPRIIISE! (Much of the heroes vomited)
  • Boss Wolf: OH, GAAAH, THAT IS SICK!!!
  • Gazelle: "Oh my goodness, I-"
  • Icky: "Patchy survived North Wind, AND BEING MUNCHED BY A MOTHER-FUCKING T-REX?! That pirate, suffered WAY WORSE HIMSELF?!"
  • Icky: (As they sang the ending song)... Wow, 20 years, makes these songs SO corny.
  • Sigourney Weaver: SpongeBob, it's your birthday, congratulations.
  • Batty: Wow. How ironic.
  • SpongeBob: (Seeing the stars of the SpongeBob Musical wishing him happy birthday) WOW! They even got THOSE guys too.
  • (Gilbert Gottfried): HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB! (Blows party whistle)
  • Iago:... Good on ya, Voice-Dad. Good on ya.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Well, this was, certainly an experience."
  • Viper: It was at least MUCH better than Truth or Square and their lies and gimmicks.
  • Sandy: Which reminds me, me and SpongeBob are STILL TECHNICALLY married.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, I talked to the priest and he said to renounce that marriage thing until we're actually ready for it. Still, WOW! The producers decided to REALLY tease the Spandy shippers.
  • Mantis: And yeah, revealing the secrety Krabby Patty formula? PSH! You don't just say 'nice try' after promising us what we expect, because that's a freaking COPOUT!!
  • Sandy: Still, at least Stephen's ghost won't be haunting Nick Studios after all.
  • Icky: "He might if the soft-CGI reboot/prequel thing comes to fruition. Some fans do NOT have faith in that."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well given how the current show has been treated beforehand, yeah, not un unfair fear, to be fair."
  • Suddenly, a helicopter came in!
  • Lord Shen: "Oh blast it, it's that new news station United Action News!"
  • Icky: "The new TMZ wanna-bes of the block! Oy."
  • Scorch Scorchington and his team had arrived second.....
  • Scorch: ".... DANG IT, THOSE NEW GUYS GOT TO THE ACTION FIRST AGAIN?!"
  • The Helicopter landed, as a female Albatross came out with a Pigeon Camera crew and got before a certain sot.
  • Female Albatross: "Are the cameras on? (A Pigeon gave a thumbs up). AHEM! (Ham-smile) GOOD MORNING, UNITED UNIVERSE! I am Stacy Mill Rumorsica."
  • (Deadpool): "HA?! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SCROOP?!"
  • Stacy: "The top live-action on the news anchor for all news that goes on in the United Universes! Our top story, with the League no longer after Princess of Heart Kairi in light of the still-mysterious events of the Great Cycle, this reporter asks, what is the Lougers' new purpose?"
  • Spongebob was concerned by what Stacy said.....
  • Icky: "(Quietly) I'll handle this, guys. (Gets to Stacy) Hold it, ya gabatross, I just want to make clear that Kairi didn't ended up being a thing until the Rescuers Episode under a request from Tman. We were fine before then."
  • Stacy: "(Quietly) Oh a fact-checker, huh? I know how to deal with them and still keep a story buzz-worthy. (Openly) But since then, it quite appears that the Lougers didn't really pick up from just being heroes-for-hire for random occasions up UNTIL Kairi came into the picture."
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Oh I see your game, you smarmy slut. (Openly) Yeah but it wasn't like we made Kairi a member of our team in acknowledging she was originally impourent for a dark conspiracy and what have you. We smartly kept her safe."
  • Stacy: "Albeitly, flawedly."
  • Icky: "Hey, alot of that was because of the league were being cheap-shotters, unexpected surprises, or because the plot decided to be a (Beep)..... DANG TV CENSOR NOISES?!"
  • Pigeon sound guy: "Well ya gotta consider that families with kids could be watching this."
  • Icky: "Ahem! Look, even if a certain thing in our lives is done, that doesn't mean it's some SOLE defining feature or anything! I mean, for one, it's not like the League disbanded, JUST because they decided not to harass the princesses of hearts no more! In fact, Mang is in the middle of getting the League to CLEAN ITSELF from ever listening to Xena-Butt as a result!"
  • Stacy: "(Quietly) Well played, but I'm better! (Openly) But what would happen if should the day come where the League DOES fall apart?"
  • icky: "There's still the Scourge Imperials and BARELY Team Nefarious."
  • Stacy: "But what if they're done too?"
  • Icky: "OH AS IF EVIL JUST STOPS EXISTING BECAUSE THREE VILLAIN TEAMS WENT KAPUT?! The Chronicles alone has produced a BAJILLIAN INDEPENDENT VILLAINS?! We'll still be around for THEM!"
  • Stacy: "(Quietly) Oh that's an easy one, ugly! (Openly) But the Amazing 9 had shown that eventually, there'll be new heroes that'll start going after THEM too, reducing your workload."
  • Icky: "...... (Quietly) You edgy bitch."
  • Stacy: "So, the question remains, what IS gonna become of the Lougers after Kairi is no longer in the continuous threat? What IS the Lougers new defining purpose outside of the villain teams and the indie crowd villains?"
  • Lord Shen: "OKAY, MISS RUMORSCIA, I have to remind you that this is an invitation-only occasion, and I was (BEEP) sure, you and your crew of stool pigeons were not invited! So kindly return BACK into your copter and return to your gossip peddler company immediately!"
  • Stacy: "(Quietly) Spoilsports. (Openly to camera) You heard it here first! The Lougers' new redefining is STILL as mysterious as the Great Cycle! (Stacy and her crew returned to the copter and flew off!)"
  • Scorch: "(Gets in).... Ugh, I'm sorry I didn't get to do PROPER reporting first, Lougers. United Action News really started to pick up ever since the Great Cycle and the Magic Drought. And not helping that 2020 went off to a rocky start, we're no longer in a time of ease anymore."
  • Icky: "It's fine, Scorchy, eventually UAN will end up being like TMZ and people will stop taking them seriously. They'll just be a fancier version of the paparazzi then-after."
  • Girl Sora: "..... Actually guys..... I'm all for taking what Stacy says with a grain of salt too, but..... She does have a good point..... Before Kairi..... We were litterally just, heroes for hire. The Lougers mostly just went around and did odd-jobs for worlds facing trouble that JUST happened to include the League or whatever outside villain was available. We weren't taken anymore seriously than that until Kairi needed to be protected."
  • Tai: "Sora, a lot of what Stacy said is just trying to get ratings for her "News" station. She's just a gossiper and a walking rumor mill. HA! It's litterally in her name!"
  • Gazelle: "Guys, I'm someone who normally does well to be cautious of taking the words of paparazzi, like her, seriously, but.... Is it not a legit concern, regardless of who's mouth had brought it up?"
  • Duke: "Gazzy, she litterally only said that to get people talking, she's a media whore just trying to get ratings! We shouldn't be taking her seriously!"
  • Pang Bing: "Even if that's true, it cannot be denied that the Lougers HAVE been more refined come Kairi's inclusion! Otherwise, with the league now distancing themselves from an otherwise sure-fire plan because the original shorce turned out disloyal, are we not back to being, "Heroes for Hire"? Are now not no different than other crossover teams?"
  • Icky: "Very few teams reform villain characters that're outside of canon-reforms, Pangy.... Not counting mean-spirited parodies designed purposefully to mock us. Alot of them play it too safe and canon loyal, we're still rather unique as far as crossovers are concerned."
  • Pang Bing: "What about-"
  • Icky: "Let's not bring the PTE into this, their equivalent to Dark Cynder/Lord Shen is still canonically evil in their series as of THIS episode, they don't count yet."
  • Cynder: "Okay, I feel like some of you are not taking this seriously, SO PLEASE?! (Turns Avatar Cynder) (Deeper voice) HEAR THE OTHER SIDE OUT?! (Turns back to normal)...... Guys, I'm someone who has nothing kind to say to Stacy either, especially since she's a VERY heavy critic to our standards to even where it gets personal! But.... It's sadly a very good argument. With Kairi free to traverse the Universes with the League pushing themselves away from going after the Princesses of Heart simply because Xehanort had his own agenda in mind, what are the Lougers really? When you think about it, WE ARE BASICALLY BACK TO BEING, HEROES FOR HIRE?! In fact, sometimes, we just help the people who are the true ones who save the day yet strangely we're still liked!"
  • Sandy: "Well I guess the argument here is that we were a good influence for those such heroes and the people acknowledged that, so they like us just as much as if we did stop the main baddy! Heck, sometimes, we do actually trounce the main baddy!"
  • Cynder: "Exactly! We're a glorified moral support group! Sometimes we're just there to keep the Leaguers or the other villain teams away from whatever ally of the week they had while the outside hero does the rest! Sure, we contribute a bit, but that's about it! We're, contributors! The only reason I think that we became so famous because we had something that made US unique! Keeping Kairi from being used to usher in a Darksapwnian Return Era! Without that.... Well, we're back to being, heroes-for-hire that provide free moral support and occasional contributions to whatever main hero we're working with."
  • Mr. Krabs: "FREE?!"
  • Icky: "..... Actually, yeah, I kinda remember in the chronicles pilot that the High Council doesn't exactly PAY us, or allow us to ask for payment!"
  • Iago: "It has been fairly established that either worlds' are too poor to pay or don't even know what money means."
  • Icky: "I GET THE METHOD BEHIND THE MADNESS, IT'S JUST.... Now I'm reconsidering about getting a job on the side like you did in that Pilot Iago, unless if there's an episode that established you lost that at some point."
  • Iago: "Oh I think there was, but I was able to work at Accord again because politics got favorable back in 2019."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well if we're talking about doing something on the side, that reminds me, it's about time I get to making sure the Krusty Krab doesn't get mistaken for being closed."
  • Spongebob becomes distressed at the Lougers discussing the topic as it was noticed that a mysterious cake with gumball eyes and a gummy worm mouth was also looking sadly at this.
  • Icky: "So it's settled then! It's time for us to start doing some side-jobs until the Lougers get a more bigger purpose than just being heroes for hire that do things for FREE!"
  • The Lougers but Spongebob zoomed off.....
  • Spongebob: "...... Guys? Don't I, get a say in this?"
  • Spongebob sighed sadly as the Mysterious Cake got extra sad too.... It teleported off.
  • Ignitus: "..... It's okay, Spongebob. They just, need time to understand things."
  • Spongebob: ".... (Depressed) If it's the same to you, Ignitus.... I, I need a moment. (Goes to his room in the Dragon Guardian Temple, Gary starts following him in acknowledging his distress)...."
  • Kairi: "....."
  • Boy Sora: "Don't worry, Kairi, I'm sure he's gonna be fine."

Chapter 2: Things Are Changing/The Birthday Wish Cake

Bikini Bottom.

  • Patrick was back at his rock, Squidward resumed clarinet practice, Mr. Krabs got the Krusty Krab open for business again, and Sandy got back to making inventions.

Pride Lands.

  • Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed arrived.
  • Shenzi: "Well boys, I suppose that until the Lougers get to be more than just being Heroes for hire, I say this' the perfect opportunity to help make Hyena relations good here."
  • Banzai: "Exactly, Shenzi."
  • Ed laughed as the group went forward.
  • Ralph and Eddy the snakes slithered up behind them!
  • Eddy: "Hey wait for us, ya sillies!"

Madagascar Group's location.

  • Team Alex and the Penguins returned to Circus Zaragoza. Savio was back in the Hoboken Zoo, and Max the Cat got adopted by a Zookeeper there.

Deep Jungle.

  • Kaa, Baloo, and Bagheera returned to their spots in the jungle.

Dreamworks China.

  • The Kung Fu Team Immediately began to beat up local crooks and bandits!

Agrabah

  • Iago and Thundera were seen as having much due alone time.
  • Iago: "Well, given that it's the weekend and that I have off-time in working Accord, I'll make some time for you, my beauty."
  • Thundera: "Oh you flirty little parrot."
  • Chaos: "(Poofs in) I'll say."
  • Iago: "OH GIVE US SOME PRIVACY, CHAOS?!"
  • Harold was seen opening up a weapons shop and heard Iago's rant.
  • Harold: "..... At least opening up a shop won't be boring here."

Disney China.

  • Mushu was seen being pampered by the Ancestors, to their clear begrudgence, while Chi-Fu was giving a very long and extended report to the Emperor, to the utter boredom of his daughters and their husbands. Then Yao pulled a welcome back prank that covered Chi Fu in noodles! The Daughters and their husbands laughed, the Emperor even chuckling abit.
  • Chi Fu: "..... (Begrudgent sigh), It's like I never left the Dragon Guardian Temple sometimes."

Great Valley.

  • Icky: "So, I'm basically gonna start hanging out here for awhile for until A, I get a job on the side of being a louger, and B, the Lougers get a new secondary goal given the whole, Kairi thing is done and over with. So, we're at agreement here?"
  • Icky's family and Littlefoot's Team were seen.
  • Granny Gricky: "Well if it's a job yer locking for, ya can start with my bunions. (Shows large bunions on her foot)."
  • Icky: "YEEEEEE?! Oy. Now I'm already starting to miss going into perilous death missions already. (Puts on Hazmat suit) Okay, may as well get this over with."
  • Cera: ".... This will be, an interesting few weeks."

Nottingham.

  • Sir Hiss was seen being knighted by King Richard and now has a place with a royal council. Trigger and Nutsy got made personal bodyguards.
  • Nutsy: "NEW COUNCILOR REPRESENTED?! PRESENT, ARMS?! (Trigger did that as his cross-bow fired again as it ricocheted across the entire room, hitting Sir Hiss' new Councilor hat)
  • Trigger: Whoops.
  • Sir Hiss: "(Sighs), At least, Viper wasn't here to see that happen."
  • King Richard: "(Laughs jovially), Don't worry, it'll be stitched up good as new!"

Dragon Realms

  • Spyro: (They went back to the Valley of Avalar)... Well... Back to where we started after defeating Malefor, for the first time.
  • Cynder: (Deep breath) Great memories.
  • Sparx: Oh, you mean when you admitted you loved Spyro?
  • Spyro: UGH! Sparx, we've talked about this. We're both afraid of having this relationship because of... Reasons.
  • Sparx: So you kept saying. I know it's abit awkward to have the hots for the first major bad guy you beaten but come on, you guys can't deny you love each other.
  • Cynder: No, but-
  • Sparx: But nothing. Guys, the Lodgers are changing. And it's about time you two took your own relationship to the next level. I don't care what you do, kiss, propose, hug, finding a private place to FUCK eachother's brains out, whatever. Just admit it. You two want to be a couple. It's been a thing since those magic snake chains.
  • Spyro:... That's the thing. Those chains might've-
  • Sparx: Oh, C'MON! YOU'RE REALLY GONNA PULL THAT EXCUSE?! Bulls***! You two love each other! Admit it!
  • Cynder: YES! YES, I DO!
  • Sparx:... And what about you, Spy? You got something to say about this?
  • Spyro: ".... Yes. I do. But we're gonna keep it to ourselves until we're comfortable for the other Lougers to-"
  • Sparx: "Say no more. I can get you two are still shy as heck here. Don't worry, I'll be the cool guy here and keep my yap shut."
  • Spyro: "Thanks Sparx."
  • Sparx: "What're brothers for, my man?"

Sam and Max's World.

  • The Two were already in the middle of giving a giant pacifier to a crying volcano as lava was coming out.
  • Max: "I really missed doing our usual brand of random weirdness with just us, Sam."
  • Sam: "Me too, little buddy. Me too."
  • The Two were able to put the pacifier into the volcano as it began to calm down as it litterally cooed.
  • The Geek: "(Appears via a probe) And that's the Great Crybaby Volcano pacified. At least we can say that won't be another example of why 2020 is a lousy year."
  • Max: "Now let's get to dealing with those Murder Hornets."

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers' world.

  • Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Lola, and Ed the Otter arrived at a Florida Mansion.....
  • Brandy: "..... To be honest guys, I'm, I'm kinda anxious about finally reuniting with my owners, cause.... It's been so long. And, well given that they're rich, they likely already got another dog at this point. They might not even remember me."
  • Mr. Whiskers: "Then, what was the point of coming here?"
  • Brandy: "..... I at least want to put an incompleted closure from the canon show, which was TOO short-lived, finally behind us."
  • Lola: ".... Brandy, if it helps.... If your old familia ends up letting you down..... You still have us, the jungle, and well.... The Lougers...."
  • Ed: "And all your friends since we're soft-retconning what Felix's series implied about Gaspar destroying your other friends and that they're all fine and well again."
  • Brandy: ".... I'm still afraid of confronting them again."
  • Mr. Whiskers: "..... Then we'll face them together. If they have forgotten you, then.... Well, it can't be helped. Given what you were like in the canon show, would you really be surprised?"
  • Brandy: "..... Whiskers, I know that was meant to be a motivational-speech and that it's supposed to ease me into the inevitable, but it doesn't exactly help."
  • Lola: "It still doesn't hurt to try, Brandy. If the bandaid being pulled off is painful, then better it comes off now then it never coming off."
  • Mr. Whiskers: Well... How about we stay out of this for now. Let you see them alone before we show up... If that's necessary?
  • Brandy: We'll figure it out. (Takes a deep breath)... (Barks and her owners appeared and were surprised)
  • Man:... I... It can't be.
  • Woman: Brandy?! I, I thought you were stranded in the Amazon!
  • Man: I doubt she was even smart enough to survive there. Are there wolves there?
  • Woman: I don't know, but there ARE canines. Like dholes. Honestly, South America has too much wildlife to memorize.
  • Man: Eh, who cares, our Brandy is BACK! (They hugged her as she wagged her tail)
  • Brandy:... Wow... I can't help feeling that, after what I've been through all these years... This is REALLY underwhelming.
  • Mr. Whiskers: (Whispering) Wow. After what we've been through, I can't help feeling this is really underwhelming. Perhaps atypical to the nature of the canon show.
  • Lola: "(Quietly) Aye aye-aye. No wonder the canon show took so long to get to this point, in which it can never do now."
  • Ed: "(Quietly) Well, at least Brandy got her happy-ending."

Disney London.

  • Fidget was seen enjoying beer at a local bar.
  • Fidget: "(Burps)! Ohhhhhh yeah! That really hits the SPOT!"
  • Flirty female bats surrounded Fidget.
  • Fidget: "..... Whoa. Either I'm drunk already or being a Louger turned me into a chick magnet!"

Wonderland.

  • Each Wonderlander Louger was seen doing their atypical thing.

Area 50-Something.

  • A Giant Angry Squid Kaiju was seen attacking Japan!
  • Team Monster arrived.
  • Missing Link: ".... That is ONE angry Calamari."
  • General Monger: "(On Comlink) Your mission is simple. Find the creature's eggs and return them before that mama Kaiju-Level Squid smashes Japan back into its Feudal ages!"
  • Dr. Cockaroach: "Well, after many louger missions involving demonic conjurings, high-stack scenarios, and universe-changing and/or ending events, it's nice to just go back to the simple things of going after creatures of unusual appearance."
  • B.O.B.: "And hey, it was nice to see Team Alien again."
  • Susan: "Depends on who you're referring to."
  • Dr. Cockaroach: "Here's the plan: Insectosaurus will go in and distract the squid, while we locate where the eggs have been procured."
  • Missing Link: "Awesome! Let's do it!"

Disney Texas.

  • Lucky Jack was running from Coyotes!
  • Lucky Juck: "THIS, I DID NOT MISSED BEFORE I JOINED HE LOUGERS!? WHY'D I CAME BACK HERE AGAIN?!"

Ferngully.

  • Batty: "Hey gang, I'm ba- (Crashes into a tree)..... Owwwwwwwwww."

Miguel and Tulio's location!

  • The two were back in Spain and gambling again!

Warner Bros Camelot, Forbidden Forest.

  • Devon and Cornwall were entangled and kissed by the pummelweeds.
  • Devon: "..... Remind me again why we came into the forbidden forest?"
  • Cornwall: "We're still kicked out from dragon territory."
  • Devon: "Those dragons are still this serious about helping humans for all these years?"
  • Cornwall: "Oh be honest, even before that, we were treated like garbage there anyway for being the product of incest! If anything, us being nice to humans gives them the excuse to finally not have to look at us!"
  • Devon: "Well I think it's about time we set those dragons in the territory straight! That we are no longer to be treated so, poorly!"
  • Cornwall: "We do that and they'll kick us out again, WITH THEIR FRIE BREATH!"
  • Devon: "Well it doesn't hurt to try, would it?"

Later.

  • Devon and Cornwall were seen running from the bigger dragons and being burned in the butt!
  • Cornwall: "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES, YES IT WOULD?! UP TO 3RD DEGREE BURNS?! OWWWW?!"

Digimon Japan.

  • The Digidestin and the Digimon were seen chilling.

Greece

  • Phil was seen managing Hercule's schedule for upcoming fights and events.

The underworld in Greece.

  • Pain and Panic were seen playing cards.
  • Pain: "Got any threes?"
  • Panic: "Go, fishing."
  • Pain: "I would, but there's nothing in the water but dead people. (The Souls moaned)."
  • Panic: "Good point."
  • Creeper: "(Was seen with the Gwythaints) Hey, thanks for letting me crash here since I have nothing to return to in Prydain."
  • Pain: "No probe, man. We former overtly abused comic relief villains have to stick together."
  • Panic: "Say.... Are those Gwythaints house-broken? I mean, I know we don't serve Hades anymore, but, this is pretty much still his house, and we don't want him mad at us."
  • Creeper: "Oh why still care for that? He's with the league anyway, so far as I'm concerned, that hothead ain't worthy of ANYONE's respect."
  • Pain: "Well, I mean, that doesn't mean we want to provoke him into attacking us."
  • Creeper: "My good imps, hear me out, by all intents and purposes, (A familiar magic effect was happening), I've LOOOONG gotten over my fear of the Horned King! (Aforementioned Horned King appeared) Because I know that he's trapped in he Banishe Realms, and that freaky lich can NEVER, get out!"
  • Pain, Panic, and even the Gwythaints reacted in fear of the Horned King behind Creeper.
  • Creeper: "..... Oh what's the bloody matter, you bunch of sissies? Scared of something?"
  • Horned King: "CREEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!"
  • Creeper turns into an instant scared little shit!
  • Creeper: "(SQUEALS LIKE A WIMP AND HIDES BEHIND THE IMP DUO AND THE GWYTHAINTS?!)"
  • Laughter was heard as Hecate came in, along with her winged Wolves as the illusion of the Horned ing vanished.
  • Hecate: "Oh that was utterly PRICELESS! (Laughs)! I heard about the news about how you misfits are without a purpose now! What better way to advertise my eligibility to join the Dark Dragon Scourge, by capturing you misfits, from weakest, then I'll work my way to your strongest!"
  • Pain: "Aw man, does that mean she's official now?"
  • Panic: "oh not Hecate again!"
  • Creeper: "You know this witch?"
  • Pain: "THAT'S an understatement compliment! She's the Demi-Goddess of Witchcraft!"
  • Panic: "And kinda abit of an enemy of Hades."
  • Hecate: "Thanks for the introduction, but you three have a trip to make-"
  • The Gwythaints Grabbed the Imps and Creeper and flew off in escaping!
  • Hecate: "..... Oh so that's how you wanna play it, huh? (Summons Skeletal Harpies) CHASE AFTER HADES' FORMER STOOGES AND THE, UGLY GREEN GUY AND TAKE THEM BACK TO ME?!"
  • The Skeletal Harpies chased after the Gwythaints!
  • Creeper: "Well, at least things won't be boring around here."
  • Pain: "AWWWW, SHADDUP?!"
  • Panic: "Let's just get to Hercules so he can take care of this?!"

Disney New York.

  • The Dogs were seen singing this as they out-smarted the returning Goerge and Junior again!
Oliver & Company OST - 11 - Why Should I Worry (Reprise)

Oliver & Company OST - 11 - Why Should I Worry (Reprise)

Disney France (Beauty and the Beast World).
  • Lefou was seen having a party with the villagers as they chanted chug as he drank an entire freaking barrel!

Disney Camelot.

  • Merlin and Archimedes returned to that old rickety tower, of which with magic turned into a stable look of beauty.
  • Merlin: "There, that should-"
  • ???: "HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS UP?!"
  • A runaway Elephant Charged through the tower and turned it into a rickety mess again!
  • Arthur: "(From afar) Sorry Merlin! The Princess of India is visiting today and her elephant is rambunctious!"
  • Merlin: "..... I really need to be caught up-to-date of what went ON in this world during my time with the Lougers."
  • Archimedes: "Gee, ya thing?"

Golden City

  • Thief thinks: "(Gets up) Good morning Arabia! I got up, had my coffee, and ready to watch over the golden balls once more! Which is admittingly an unexciting downgrade from Louger Adventures, but ehhh, I'm sure a new secondary purpose will be found! Not like a crazy unpredictable scenario is gonna un-end happening or anything. And thank goodness Karma Fairies aren't mind-readers."

Duckburg.

  • Djon was seen stuffing his pants with valuables.
  • Djon was about to leave until he was confronted by Scrooge McDuck....
  • Scrooge: ".... It's a good thing Shen told me you'll be in town, ya sticky-fingered bandit. (Grabs Djon by the ears!)"
  • Djon: "OW?!"
  • Scrooge: "I'm taking ya back in me mansion where I can keep a better eye on ya! AFTER you return EVERYTHING ya stuffed in yer pants!"
  • Djon: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d, What Pants? (Pants drops and it was loaded with money and priceless stuff)....."
  • Scrooge: ".... Curse me kilts, those Lougers are still working on getting rid of that habit of yours I see, even with all these years? Now I know why Shen asked me to keep my eyes on you."

Shrek's World

  • Shrek was back ith Fiona while Donkey was back ith Dragon and his hybrid kids. Puss was catching up with Softpaws, along with an awkward reunion with the characters of the Netflix series.

Disney New York.

  • Samson and crew were having a long due rematch with the Penguins.

Equestria

  • Gilda caught up with Rainbow Dash as Trixie was doing a return performance with Starlight, the Chimera being used on a show circus style.
  • Saa: ".... Why did we agree to this?"
  • Tigra: "Cause it beats a temporary stay in Tartarus and being made to be a guard dog of sorts like what happened to our other sister."
  • Hoofereen: "I question the logic of this world sometimes."

Bambi's World.

  • Friend Owl had returned to the Great Prince and resumed duties there.

Fox and the Hound World.

  • Big Mama was welcomed by Toby and his family, while Dinky and Boomer are chasing after a new caterpillar!

Neverland.

  • The Lost Boys got involved with Pan in another battle with Captain Carl.

Disney France (The Aristocats).

  • Uncle Waldo was drinking himself crazy!
  • Napoleon and Lafayette were seen next to him.
  • Napoleon: ".... Just our luck we have to babysit this here drunkard."

Willie's Castle.

  • Willie just does what he does best here.

Lady and the Tramp World.

  • Si and Am are seen embraced by their owner.

Hawaii

  • Cella: "OH ABOUT TIME YOU TWO CAME BACK?! I got stuck with ALL OF YOUR CHORES WHILE YOU TWO WERE GONE?!"
  • Pleakly: ".... Uh, we're, sorry about that, Miss Cella?"
  • Jumbaa: "..... I think, I should-"
  • Cella: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU TWO ARE HELPING ME!?"
  • Jumbaa: "Wait, but what about in those times where-"
  • Cella: "My duties rotate to watching over 626 just as much as I do Galactic Federation work. NOW START HELPING ME?!"

Rayman World.

  • Razoff was seen having a tea break.
  • Razoff: "(Sighs).... (Looks at a picture of Beginiax.) Soon my dear, especially with Team Nefarious neutered of their control of the Boundary Generator, it's just the matter of being able to save you.... Be strong my beloved."

Good Dinosaur World.

  • The Dactyls went back to storm-chasing, but this time, to do ACTUAL rescues and not be closest scavagers anymore.... Sort-of, they still do that to dead things though. The Raptors were seen chilling in the grass area.

Zootopia

  • Gazelle: HOLA, ZOOTOPIAAA! YOUR FAVORITE STAR IS BACK AS A GRAND UNITER PRINCESS! (She did a return concert like this sparkling with her Uniter Magic with many Lightflies present, as Duke did his usual thing in the crowds)
Zootopia - End Credits Song & Concert Try Everything - Shakira

Zootopia - End Credits Song & Concert Try Everything - Shakira

Back in the Dragon Realms

  • Spyro and Cynder were seen flying together, as Sparx was following!
  • Sparx: "HEY WAIT FOR ME, YA LOVE BIRDS?!"
  • Spyro/Cynder: STOP SAYING THAT!
  • Sparx: Come on, you know it's true! Didn't we had a prior conversation about this?
  • Spyro: Yes, but we would like it if you don't shout it out while we're outside!
  • Sparx: Whatevs. I'd say it's great to be back home, but.... We're kinda already here since the Dragon Guardian Temple IS on this world.
  • Cynder: Well none the less, it IS nice to venture out home all the same.
  • Suddenly, the trio was surprised by very fast dragons!
  • Speedy Dragon 1: "BOO-YA-CASAH?!"
  • Speedy Dragon 2: "MAKE WAY FOR THE SPEEDO TEAM?!"
  • Speedy Dragon 3: "DAMN IT KRALAM, WE'RE NOT CALLING OURSELVES THAT?!"
  • Sparx: "HEY WATCH WHERE YA GOING, YA SPEEDY WISEGUYS?!"
  • Spyro: Yeesh. Those guys are jerks.
  • Sparx: YA DON'T SAY?!? I SAY WE KICK THEIR ASSHOLES FROM INSIDE THEIR MOUTHS!!
  • Cynder: "Boys, we're already on thin-ice with Stacy going around and trying to imply that the Lougers are suddenly without a point, it's not gonna do good to pick fights with strangers."
  • Sparx: "Real ironic for the former League Mama to back off from a fight."
  • Cynder: "Hey, THAT'S DIFFERENT! Those dragons were obviously just having some fun and didn't notice us."
  • Spyro: "I agree with Cynder, Sparx. Getting into fights unless it involves a crime is too risky in a time where people are concerned about the Lougers' purpose."
  • Sparx: Hey, it's like Shifu said. Expect the unexpected funny face from the all-too-serious Kung Fu master before he takes you by surprise. Those guys just MIGHT be secret criminals POSING as bullies. It's the perfect cover.
  • Spyro: We're STILL not doing it. Doing things out of chance suspicion is foolish, because next thing you know, we ended up beating up innocent civilians.
  • Sparx: UAGH! Fine! Let those assclowns have their fun. But next time they try anything nasty, I'll- (Spyro and Cynder look angrily at him)... Cuddle and hug them... Painfully... Pleasantly?
  • Spyro and Cynder rolled their eyes.

Later, back at the Dragon Guardian Temple

  • The Lougers had returned to the temple.
  • Spongebob: "Guys! You came back!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Oh there you are, Spongebob! I was kinda wondering why ya didn't returned to Bikini Bottom with us!"
  • Squidward: "I knew it was no accident things were quiet."
  • Spongebob: "Oh, it was just, I needed some, alone time with the temple."
  • Sandy: "Oh relax Spongebob, it wasn't anything permanent, it's a contemporary thing until we Lougers have a more solid purpose again."
  • Spongebob: "Well, can we at least try to figure out things together in the Temple?"
  • Shenzi: "Sponge, honey, don't get us wrong, we do, but some of us were able to catch up to personally impourent things. I and Banzai and Ed got to work to making Hyena representation better."
  • Iago: "Well apart from Chaos occasionally teasing us, I kinda enjoy some extra alone time with Thundera."
  • Sir Hiss: "I was made royal councilor. I even had a new hat.... HAD, as an Emphasis, thanks to two certain vultures."
  • Nutzy and Trigger nervously laughed.
  • Trixie: "And Trixie likes her free time to resume practicing for her shows! Espeically with the fanbase she is now finally getting."
  • Icky: "I mean, don't get us wrong, we're still dedicated lougers, but those of us that want to make a living need to consider outside jobs for at least until we have a new secondary justification for existing than just being heroes for hire! Okay, sure, we'll get together when bad guys start fucking around and it wasn't immediately dealt with by a thoundson intermediate options, but other than that-"
  • Kairi and Boy Sora entered as Kairi tapped a wine glass to get their attention.....
  • Kairi: Everyone? I have an announcement to make. (The Lodgers all went up to her and Sora)
  • Sora: YIKES!! Ease up, guys!
  • Gilda: You know us. Tell us anything, Kai-Kai.
  • Kairi: Can you, not, call me that?... Ahem... Me and Sora talked for a bit, and... I think it's time we decided to... Leave the Dragon Guardian Temple and go back to live on Destiny Island. (Much of the Lodgers were mixed in reaction, Spongebob being devasted as he quietly walked to the TV.)
  • Icky: "SAW THAT COMING A MILE A SECOND?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Unfortunate, but, I suppose it was inevitable. (Sighs)... I knew this day would come."
  • Mr. Krabs: "You wouldn't mind if we start renting out yer old room now ye won't be needing it anymore- (Shen smacks him) OW?!"
  • Lord Shen: "I RATHER WE KEEP IT THE SAME SHOULD SHE EVER VISIT, YOU MONEY MONGER?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "But it would be an extra room alot of us won't even use much anyway!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL I RATHER THAT ROOM BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY THEN TO BE TURNED INTO A GUEST ROOM?!"
  • Sora: Hey calm down, you guys! With us a married couple, we've decided that Kairi doesn't need you guys anymore. You guys, helped her grow up, and we couldn't be thankful enough. You'll always be family to us.
  • Lord Shen:... Well if it's your decision, then, I won't object to it.... Just, be sure to call us if there were to be, surprises in any form.
  • Boy Sora: "Well, if it's something the keyblade can't immediately handle, we'll give you guys a call."
  • SpongeBob: (As they talked, he looked at the reflection in the TV)... (Sighs)... Are you sure you have to leave so soon?
  • Sora: Well, yeah. Riku and our pals have already booked our travel plans.
  • SpongeBob: But, we, we've still got so much time left. You sure you can't stay for a few more rounds of pin the tail on Hank Spooner? The kids really loved that!
  • Kairi:... SpongeBob... I think I see what's going on.
  • SpongeBob: I, I don't know what you mean. We still have some cake leftover that the kids, and Pinkie Pie, didn't ate!
  • Patrick: "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS?! (Runs up to the remaining cake pieces and ate them) NOMNOMNOMNOM?! (Swallows it whole).... Ohhhhhh, that REALLY hit the spot!"
  • Spongebob: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, PATRICK, THAT IS WORSE THEN YOU PUTTING THAT DOLLAR INTO A VENDING MACHINE MR. KRABS HAS IN HIS HOUSE FOR SOME REASON?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Oh that was back when I was attempting to score extra money by adding in a vending machine into the Krusty Krab.... But they wouldn't let me keep it cause I didn't had a "Vending Machine License". But thanks for that one dollar I DID got out of it, though, at least I got SOME worth from it."
  • Sandy: "Seriously? A license, for a VENDING MACHINE?!"
  • Squidward: "Yet more reasons to see that Bikini Bottom was a city of idiots even before the Modern Episodes came in."
  • Kairi: Off-track, guys. Well, since I defined your lives, as per Tman request grant you, I have been your heart and motivation. But yeah. You've done your duties. I've grown up. It's time I made my own life. But, we're still family. And, um, I made you this birthday cake. (She gave him a cake with Kairi and SpongeBob on it that said 'HB, SpongeBob, and Goodbye Kairi')...
  • SpongeBob:... (He got so sad, he smacked the cake away as it splattered on Creeper)
  • Creeper: AHHH!... (Tastes it)... Krabby-Patty? How did you even pull that off?! Also, WHY DID YOU MADE A CAKE MADE FROM GLORIFIVED HAMBURGERS?!? Also-part 2, SPONGEBOB, JUST, WHAT?!
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT THE BLOODY BLAZES WAS THAT FOR, YOU SQUISHY MANCHILD OF AN IDIOT?!"
  • Sandy: "Spongebob, what in the samhill were you thinking?!"
  • Icky: ".... Hey don't look at me, Shen and Sandy got the WTF questions covered."
  • SpongeBob:...... (He left)......
  • Bubbha: ".... I done think he just has them birthday blues."
  • Icky: "Kinda un-needed since we're cartoons and basically immortal though, unless a plot-demanded death has to occur."
  • Shrek:... Wow. And I thought I was brutal when I wrecked a cake.
  • Kairi:......

SpongeBob's Room

  • SpongeBob: (He went in as Kairi came in)..... This soon?!? I, I, I can't believe it!
  • Kairi: Um, Sponge? What, was that?
  • SpongeBob: I, I don't know!
  • Kairi: Do you? Is that, really, how you want to remember me?
  • SpongeBob: DO I?!
  • Kairi: I... Okay, look, clearly, we need to take this outside in the front yard.
  • SpongeBob: You mean outside that TMZ-ripoff attraction we live in? STEP RIGHT UP, THE LODGERS ARE SEMI-RETIRED! THEY'LL SIGN ANY AUTOGRAPHS AND THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT! This... this has been lingering in me for a long time since the Great Cycle. We USED to be heroes. REAL heroes. Heroes who had a clear meaning and purpose. An identity. Now, we're just more of a joke than we were before.
  • Kairi:... Okay, granted, maybe your style hasn't yet readapted to the times, but, that doesn't mean you can't get out of this slump.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, I wouldn't expect you to understand. Sure, you held your own, and that time with Anima and that rocket was pretty darn good, I'll give you that, and you fought like a kickass woman, yes. But, in your games, you were barely around. You got kidnapped too many times, even under OUR protection. Heck, you even DIED! And not like the fake-out or deleted deaths, I MEAN FOR REAL IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE?!
  • Kairi:... And yet I'm still standing.
  • SpongeBob:... Look... I, just can't help but feel that, things would've been better if that, stupid Great Cycle thing never happened. If things could go back... When you gave us meaning and motivation. When you gave us a better reason to exist than being just heroes for hire, and a crossover cut-and-paste obscurity. When our lives, made, sense.
  • Kairi: You mean when those six Princesses of Heart were still trapped in the Mountain of Malefor for nearly 10 years? When their loved ones were still worried about them? Before you rescued them?
  • SpongeBob: Duh, that is to say, there WAS the original Season 13 plan for tha-
  • Kairi: SpongeBob...... You'd clearly had to have known that I wasn't going to live with you forever. As I usually say to Uncle Shen, I'm not a little kid anymore. In fact, this is the first time I had to say that to you of all people. Granted, given that you really like to have friends and be around even curmudgeons like Squidward, I guess I should've expected this. I've got my own life now. And you're STILL part of it. I may not be living here anymore, but that doesn't mean you're out of it. You guys can start over and make new lives as the Shell Lodge Squad. I mean, just because the League isn't after me anymore doesn't mean they're gone now. They and other villains are still a problem. The Universes still needs the Lougers as the heroes they need, and not the ones those like Stacy would've preferred. You knew this day was coming.
  • SpongeBob:... I know... I just... Didn't expect it this soon.
  • Kairi: Well, chalk this up as another consequence of the Great Cycle, I guess. It changed MORE than just temporarily the universes into something from Kingdom Hearts... Well, I'm sorry, SpongeBob. Things aren't going to just stay the way they used to be. We all just have to, move on. Things always change. For better or worse. And hey, maybe this can be like, the Lougers own chance to make their own identity outside of me too.... I'll... Give you some time to think, okay?... (She left)
  • Spongebob sat down and started to cry.
  • Gary: "(Gets up to Spongebob and cuddles him) Meow."
  • Spongebob: "Don't take this the wrong way, Gary, but... (Cries), I kinda want to be alone right now."

In the Living Room

  • Iago: (Kairi comes back) So, how did it go?
  • Kairi: "Well, I'm not gonna assume the talk was enough to pacify him. But, I gave him some food for thought. He just, needs to be alone."
  • Icky: "Spongebob's still a mess, eh?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, at least your being honest with us and not making an assumption. In which case, we'll be prepared to look out for, further misbehaviors."
  • Mr. Krabs: "I didn't think the lad would've been like this. I kinda figured Shen would be the one the most upset."
  • Lord Shen: "(Blank stare at Mr. Krabs.).... (Sarcastic) Thank you for your honest opinion."
  • Soothsayer: "He's not wrong to assume, though. You have been known to over-react to any negative situation with Kairi. You once locked yourself into your room, crying yourself in bed to sad orchestra music, just because Kairi gotten a minor leg injury from a sporting accident."
  • Boss Wolf: "Ya then tried to keep her from doing Sports after that without making her wear ELBAERATE AMOUNTS OF PROTECTION GEAR TO THE POINT SHE CAN BARELY MOVE?!"
  • Lord Shen: (Visibly annoyed, bordering on angry) Let's... let's just focus on SpongeBob for now.
  • Krebbs: Fine by me. What's his problem, anyway?
  • Kairi:... (Sighs)... He feels, something, similar to Shen. He feels that, the Lodgers would've been better off if the Great Cycle never happened.
  • Frank:... Really?
  • Icky: Well, Season 13 was-
  • Mushu: UM, YOUR META'S SHOWING, AGAIN!
  • Icky: SOOOORYYYYY!
  • Shen:... Surely the kid knew that you had to grow up sooner.
  • Kairi: Exactly. I get where he's coming from. When I got married to Sora... I felt like my life was changing too much too. But I got over that quick. Riku's got a girlfriend now, too, and thank God, because I felt that he needed one, especially when he admitted he was in love with me too.
  • Shrek:... (Sighs) I know how he feels. When I had a life crisis of my own, I trusted the wrong person to change my life, and I was erased from existence. We all have times when we think we're not us anymore.
  • Shenzi: And yeah, maybe we didn't expect ourselves to be unready of changing our identity. Kairi was part of our lives for so long. Now that she's grown up and married... We finally have a chance to redefine ourselves.... AND FRANKLY, I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THAT HARD!! We went there and got to meet Kion's new life as the king of the Tree of Life, and got to rehear the story about the Pure Hyenas, but not many people trust us.
  • Banzai: Maybe it was because we flip-flopped to being bad guys for the Jungle Crew?
  • Shenzi: True that, but, even after so long, it feels a little... Unfounded. We've done too many heroic deeds. So much, that our careers as villains for Simba, Timon and Pumbaa, are pretty much obscure at this point, espeically when Lionkingrules had retired at this point. I can't even REMEMBER the last time I pestered them.
  • Banzai: Me neither.
  • Shenzi/Banzai: Ed? (Ed nodded no) Figures.
  • Mad Hatter: Maybe he needs an intervention. Let's go in.
  • Kairi: No. Let's leave him alone.
  • Boss Wolf: Eh, I agree with Kairi.
  • Chaos: Yeah, I mean, what're the odds that something stupid is gonna happen in there?
  • Banzai: Chaos? We're in a cartoon.
  • Chaos:... S***, you're right.
  • Kairi: But let's still leave him alone. It's the least we can do.
  • Icky: "Okay, if ya insist, Princess Completed Series Element."

Back in Spongebob's Room.

  • Spongebob music was playing as Spongebob was alone....
The All-American Rejects - Jack's Lament

The All-American Rejects - Jack's Lament

  • Gary was comforting' Spongebob..... As the duo were unaware of the appearance of the mysterious cake.....
  • Spongebob proceeded to get up and looked at the cake, as did Gary....
  • Gary: ".... Huh? Another cake? And it looks like one of those professionally made ice cream cakes.... Though the use of gummy worms and gumdrops as it's-face on the round side is, kinda unconventional. And that is one beautiful rainbow candle, I- Huh? (Notices the frosting words that said "Make a Wish" on the top surrounding the candle)..... Make a Wish? But I already made a birthday wish before, I-.... (Sighs), Oh who am I kidding, it's probably Kairi or the others trying to cheer me up in secret. But, I guess I can't pass up ice cream cake. (Picks the cake up and sat down on his bed with it). I'll take care of the candle first. (Before he can blow on it, he paused for abit)..... (Sighs)..... You're likely a normal cake, but.... I wish, that Princess Salvation, never happened. (Blows the candle out afterwords)... Okay Gary, go get me my spoon."
  • Gary was gonna do that until he meowed in surprised!
  • Spongebob: "What's wrong Gary- (Sees a present uniquely cheery patterns and rainbow ribbons sitting at the end of the bed).... What in the-..... (Looks in for a closer look, and finds a tag that read "Wish Granted".)...... OH VERY FUNNY ICKY?! Is this another one of your annual birthday pranks again?! I'll give ya props for doing something original though! Making me think I'm being encountered by a magical Ice Cream Cake. (Places the cake on the bed) Now you and possibly Iago, Fidget, and/or the Raptors can come out now!"
  • Silence.....
  • Spongebob: "..... Now Icky, we can do this the easy way or the hard way..... Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sort've hard with a touch of awkward/easy/difficult/challenging way......"
  • Still nothing.....
  • Spongebob: "..... Okay fine, I'll humor you if it'll make ya come out! (Approaches the present cautiously and picks it up)."
  • Gary: "Meow."
  • Spongebob: "I know it's gonna be one of Icky's pranks, Gary, but I may as well humor him so he can leave me- (Opens the present and sees a bright light that emits from inside the box) WHOOAAAAAAAA?!"
  • The cake suddenly began to flout as Gary freaked out and hissed, then hid in his shell!
  • Spongebob saw the cake, and made the same face as when he saw the scary gruff guy in "No Weenies Allowed"!
  • The Cake turned to the Gumdrop and Gummy Worm face.... It suddenly began to blink.
  • Spongebob: ".... (Scared) Okay Icky, I'll give ya this, ya got more elaborate with this prank! Now please stop!"
  • The Cake: "..... Don't be scared SpongeBob, I only want to grant your heart's wish."
  • Spongebob: "(SCREAMS LIKE IN GRAVEYARD SHIFT WHERE HIS EYELASHES BEGAN TO SHAKE)!"
  • The Cake: "NO WAIT?! DON'T BE SCARED!? I'M A FRIENDLY ANOMINALIAN, THIS I SWEAR?!"
  • Spongebob: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?!"
  • The Cake: "Don't worry, I'll prove it! (Began to glow as the present began to get bigger and started to suck things in Spongebob's room in!)"
  • Gary began to wheel out in seeing that and going off to warn someone!
  • Spongebob began to hold onto his bed as it was getting dragged in!
  • Spongebob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SANDY?! SQUIDWARD?! PATRICK?! MR. KRABS?! KAIRI?! ANYONE?! HELP?! HEL- (THE FORCE OF THE PRESENT'S SUCK BEGAN TO SUCK SPONGEBOB IN WITH THE BED) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Disappears inside the light)"
  • The Present began to get bigger as all of reality was getting sucked, starting with the Dragon Guardian Temple!
  • It got to that the entire universes were sucked in by the growing-present, and apawn it being reclosed, it created a giant white flash!
  • (Deadpool): "...... Huh, that escalated quickly."

Chapter 3: SpongeBob Sees His Mistake/The 'One Way Or Another' Paradox

The Flash Fades....

  • Spongebob and Gary were found sleeping in the bed....
  • Spongebob woke up with a sudden paniced breath!
  • Spongebob: "(Looks around)...... Gary, Gary wake up?! (Gary woke up groggily).... Gary, where's the talking Birthday Cake?!"
  • Gary: "Meow?"
  • Spongebob: "Whadda mean what am I talking about? You saw it too! There was this Ice Cream Birthday Cake that had Gumdrop eyes and gummy worms for a mouth, and it can talk, and there was this beautiful rainbow present that makes a bright light and-"
  • Gary: "(Unenfusiasticly) Meow."
  • Spongebob: "What do ya mean I was dream- (Stops himself)..... I, I was dreaming?"
  • Gary: "Meow."
  • Spongebob: "..... Actually, that does make more sense. Well, I think that dream smacked some sense into me. I'm gonna go apologize to Kairi."
  • Spongebob walks off.
  • Gary yawned and returned to sleep, as when Spongebob walked down the halls, a book-headed figure in a fancy suit phased in from the end of the hallway behind Spongebob.

Living Room.

  • Spongebob got in and saw that the Lougers were just chilling.
  • Spongebob: "Hey, guys, have you seen Kairi?"
  • Icky: "(Playing Video Games with Iago) In her room as always."
  • Spongebob: "Oh, so she's packing up her things before she leaves for good, huh?"
  • Suddenly, the Lougers got confused and all looked at Spongebob.....
  • Lord Shen: "..... Excuse me, WHAT?!"
  • Spongebob: "..... Duh, don't you guys remember? She and Boy Sora got married and-"
  • Lord Shen: "CONFOUND IT, YOU YELLOW IDIOT, ARE YOU GETTING AS DELUDED AS YOUR MODERN PRESENTATIONS IN THE MODERN EPISODES?! KAIRI IS NOT MARRIED?! Though granted I wouldn't really be surprised if it was with Sora, those two are inter-destined for eachother, BUT SHE IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT GOING ANYWHERE?! ESPEICALLY NOT WITH THE LEAGUE STILL AFTER HER?!"
  • Spongebob: "Ugh, so Mirage FINALLY forced Mang to give the Princess thing another go?"
  • Shifu: "(Curious) As if to suggest, the league ever abandoned their on-going plan?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, that's still not until Season 13. (The group got hit with a Neutroliser flash)....."
  • Spongebob was about to say more, but then suddenly remembered his dream.....
  • Sandy: "Spongebob, did you and Patrick had another head-butt contest again, cause I see NO other reason why ya'll said that."
  • Spongebob: "..... Actually, I, wanted to talk to Kairi about, a weird dream I had."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Am I to assume this is another one of your idiot exploits, Mr. Squarepants?"
  • Squidward: "I would not put it passed him, Shen."
  • Spongebob: "No, it's, actually a really weird one. It uh..... Involved a cake."
  • Po: "...... A cake?"
  • Icky: "(Scoffs), I thought dreaming about food is Patrick's sthick, when it's not about being a void riding on a quarter-operated kiddie ride!"
  • Spongebob: "It uh, wasn't a normal food dream. It, also invovled...... It involved Kairi getting married and leaving because we were able to get the league to finally back off."
  • Silence.....
  • Shen: ".... (Sighs), Alchourse, the, ever-looming consequence of when we are ever done with the League's nonsense over the Princesses. I am anxious with such dreams myself, actually."
  • Icky: "Well, it's gonna happen eventually ya know, cause clearly Kairi's only here for the purpose of being under our protection."
  • Spongebob realized that what he had wasn't a dream, but it did happened, and the cake granted his wish.....
  • Sandy: "Well, what else did your dream detailed?"
  • Spongebob: "..... Uhhhhh, the rest I, wanted to only share with Kairi."
  • Spyro: "Well, sure, but you already know where her room is, ya didn't needed to get us worked up for nothing."
  • Spongebob: "Uh, sure, it's just, it was a REALLY REALLY weird dream!"
  • Cynder: "Well that's what happened when you over-enjoyed on your birthday cake, Spongebob."
  • Spongebob: "Duh, yeah, good advice for next year. (Nervous Laughter as he walked off)."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Okay, I know Square One is our leader, but do we ALWAYS have to put up with this behavior?"
  • Squidward: "He can usually be MUCH worse than that."
  • Spyro: "Oh I'm sure he was just feeling weirded out by that dream. I'm sure he's fine."

Dragon Guardian Temple Library.

  • Spongebob was seen having a bunch of books at ready researching the adventure journals.
  • Spongebob: "(Looks everywhere for the events of Princess Salvation and couldn't find it)..... I, I don't believe.... I..... I wished away Princess Salvation...... I..... I prevented the Lougers from falling apart. I mean, sure, obviously, it means we're back to that extended hostage situation as the league's hiatus disaster area of an original plan, but, no problem, I can get to enjoy this until Season 13 like it was meant to be! And then I can figure out how to keep the Lougers together as a contingency plan from then after, and live happily ever after."
  • ???: "Yeah, except you are about to deal with a VERY late Birthday Clown!"
  • Spongebob turned to see Circusfreak with a chainsaw that read "Birthday Chainsaw"!
  • Spongebob: "(PANICKED BREATHS)"
  • Circusfreak: "I don't know what you were saying earlier before, but I am here to wish you a happy birthday! CAUSE IT'S YOUR LAST?! I AM GONNA BE THE GUY THAT FINALLY TAPS INTO THE LEAGUE'S BOUNTY ON YA, ALONG WITH SPYRO AND/OR CYNDER, AND KAIRI?!"
  • Spongebob: "Ughhhh, of course, I FORGOT ABOUT THE STUPID BOUNTY THING?! Wait, I thought nobody took that seriously anymore!"
  • Circusfreak: "The deal got sweeten that on top of nice rewards, ya get to be spared from the big gameplan the League has in store when Xehanort made them EXTRA serious now?!"
  • Spongebob: ".... DANG IT, I HALF-FORGOT ABOUT HIM?! No Princess Salvation means Xehanort and his scary creations are still around?!"
  • Circusreak: "Okay, seriously dude, still no idea what yer talking about! SO TIME FOR THE BIRTHDAY CHAINSAW?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY)"
  • Spongebob screamed!
  • Circusfreak laughs, until a gloved-hand touches Circusfreak in the neck, pressure points the crazy clown into a' sleep. Circusfreak suddenly got contained in a blue forcefield containment thing......
  • The figure revealed himself as the Book-headed figure.
  • Spongebob: "..... You're, you're an Infinity Librarian..... Nice suit."
  • Figure: "Half of an Infinity Librarian, and while the flattery is appreciated, it doesn't ease the serious trouble you are in, Mr. Squarepants."
  • Spongebob: "But you just stopped Circusfreak, so-"
  • Figure: "I mean, something FAR, more severe."
  • Spongebob: "Look, I know, I inadvertently brought Xehanort back, but I promise we'll-"
  • Figure: "Even MORE severe, then THAT!"
  • Spongebob: ".... But what could be worse than-"
  • Figure: "Remember the 5 Pariahs?"
  • Spongebob: "Ugh, you mean those mean Mothrons we dealt with in Princess Salva-....... Tiooooooooon.......... They're back too, huh?"
  • Figure: "More like, they were never defeated. And worse, when you made that wish with OF-260, you wished for a new non-Outer God-sanctioned timeline where Xehanort didn't become impatient with the League's incompetence! And thus, it resulted in the Pariahs being welcomed into the League under Xehanort's request, and leading to them to, "Fix" the league. They have all being Seeker-of-Darknessifived and are no longer walking jokes of villains!"
  • Spongebob: "...... (Gulps). Heheh. Maybe that's the worse this timeline offers?"
  • Figure: "That's barely even the worse of it. Remember the Great Cycle?"
  • Spongebob: "..... Xehanort's still after that?"
  • Figure: "Yes, but now, with the league turned into an idealized army, they'll-"
  • Suddenly, Clownator and Psycho-in-a-box burst through the wall!
  • Clownator: "(Robotic voice) Prepare to be funanated! (Brings out cartoony exaggerated weaponry!)"
  • Psycho-in-a-Box: "Abit of a surprise you survived Circusfreak?! BUT YOU WON'T GET LUCKY WITH US, SPONGECAKE?!"
  • Spongebob screamed as he ran!
  • Figure: "Wait, Mr. Squarepants- (Clownator and Psyco-in-a-Box charged passed him as the chased after Spongebob)..... Ohhh, bother. This is why I don't do field missions, Mr. Lifecraft. Ugh, I'll have to deal with this as well."

Hallway.

  • Spongebob was being chased by Psyco-in-a-Box and Clownator!
  • Clownator: "Firing pie cannons! (Fires flaming pies that Spongebob dodges!)"
  • Psycho-in-a-Box: "Aww what's the matter, birthday boy? AFRAID OF CLOWNS?!"
  • Suddenly, Spongebob ends up bumping into Mumbo Jumbo and screamed!
  • Mumbo Jumbo: "But what's a REAL party, without, THE AMAZING MUMBO JUMBO?! (Laughs sinisterly)?! For my first trick, I'm gonna make a sponge, disappear, from the Dragon Guardian Temple!"
  • Cranium Reaper showed up!
  • Cranium Reaper: "Don't forget, you fools! We need him alive?! Finally, my chance to rejoin the league! POSSIBLE?!"
  • Physcho-in-a-Box: "We know, we know, no killing! But can we at least TORTURE HIM ABIT!?"
  • Clownator: "Primary object: Capture Spongebob for League Bounty: Still High Priority."
  • Physcho-in-a-Box: "Oh who asked you, Clown-Tron?"
  • Cranium Reaper: "FOCUS YOU IDIOTS?! Now let us seek out Kairi and the two dragons and be done with it, then we're rescuing Circusfreak if possible!"
  • The Figure appeared behind Cranium Reaper.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: "..... Hey, uh, Cran-brain, don't wanna scare ya, but, who's the book guy?"
  • Cranium Reaper: "What?! (Sees the Figure).... Who the heck are- (The Figure did the same thing to him as Circusfreak as he suddenly fell asleep)."
  • Mumbo Jumbo: ".... Uh-oh! There goes the class act! Clownator, Physcho-in-a-box, I think we have a heckler in our-"
  • The Figure emitted a field that caused Clownator to shut down and telepathicly caused Phsyco to go into his box and manipulated the lock to close on him.
  • Physcho in a box's voice: "(Muffled) HEY, LET ME OUT OF HERE?! HEEEEY?!"
  • Mumbo Jumbo: "...... Uhhhh..... (Pulls out a deck of cards) Pick a card, Mr. Bookhead? (Nervous laughter)?"
  • Figure: ".... My proper name, is Mr. Booklyn."
  • Mumbo Jumbo: "Uh, but hey, I was close though, am I right, or am I ri-" (He was taken out)
  • Mr. Booklyn:... Come with me, Mr. SquarePants. You have NO idea of the consequences of your actions.

Later...

  • SpongeBob:... So... You said something about an 'OF-260'. What's that?
  • Mr. Booklyn: It's what you used to wish for all this.
  • SpongeBob:... You mean the ice cream cake?
  • Mr. Booklyn: It's not just ANY cake.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, I figured since my wish came true. But calm down, I said I didn't completely mean it when I wished for it. I just wanted to see what it was like. And... Yeah, there was a LOT.
  • Mr. Booklyn: Mr. SquarePants, that's not even scratching the surface. It doesn't matter if it was not of ill-intent to wish that. The Birthday Wish Cake, is a dangerous entity.
  • Spongebob: "But that cake told he wasn't-"
  • Mr. Booklyn: Perhaps not intentionally dangerious, but it's power is too much for multiversal normalcy, ergo dangerious by misguided intentions, I.E., not wanting people to be sad on their birthdays for any reason, thus would grant wishes of any caliber, even ones normally against wishing codes.
  • Spongebob: "How does it do that?"
  • Mr. Booklyn: It is not of any known and unknown reality in this multiverse, Mr. Squarepants. It's an anomaly. An OF.
  • SpongeBob:... OF? As in 'of'? Of what?
  • Mr. Booklyn: It stands for Outer Force. They're abbreviated to be nicknames for anomalies captured by the Outer Force.
  • SpongeBob: Outer Force?
  • Mr. Booklyn:... Look, I'll put this as simply as I can so you're poriferan brain, or lack thereof since you keep shifting from having a skeleton to being anatomically correct and having no bones as with the nature of your canon show's canonical inconsistency, can process it. (He opened his bookhead and showed this)
SCP Explained - A Modern Introduction to the SCP Foundation

SCP Explained - A Modern Introduction to the SCP Foundation

  • Spongebob: ".... Wait, I remember back when the Outers were angry at Star, I saw that Nemo and his team were with a bunch of guys with "OF" on them. So that's how they were able to randomly appear."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Yes. They and others are usually more suited for fieldwork. However, due to the complex nature of the Birthday Wish Cake, espeically when it involves reality being altered in ways Outer Force is still working to sense, since I'm half an Outer God, I'm basically the only one who is able to acknowledge these changes, thus I have to be the one to contend with it. By all means, I'm usually much more content doing inside research and be behind the scenes."
  • Spongebob: "But you handled those D-List supervillains pretty well."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Alot of that was mostly Infinity Librarian pacification techniques or just me exploiting obvious weaknesses. I'm not combative otherwise, as with that Infinity Librarians are not combative Order Class Outers."
  • Spongebob: "That, could explain why it took a few seconds to help me until now. You think my friends are gonna notice the-"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Likely a matter of time. Mr. Squarepants, you need to understand that this timeline is a mistake."
  • Spongebob: "I know, I inadvertently gave Xehanort another chance for that Great Cycle, but now he'll go back to wait until Season 13 happens and-"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Remember that the Pariahs are with the league now. And that Cyborgious will aim to create something that'll relieve complications for the Great Cycle."
  • Spongebob: "..... Okay Mr. Booklyn..... Tell me.... What, exactly happened when I wished Princess Salvation away?"
  • Mr. Booklyn:... Well... The Birthday Wish Cake has a protocol to it. To prevent it's effects from being too damaging, it makes everything happen exactly as it did, minus the wish and the events before and after involved in it. Some like to call it the 'One Way Or Another' Paradox. Yes, the events of the false Xehanort's plot never happened. However, it only changes slightly to the desires of the wisher. All it did, was extend Kairi's time with you. Even it has limits to it's power. All SCPs and OFs, often have a level of their ontokinetic, or all-powerful, abilities. BWC, can only create minor changes of 500 humes.
  • SpongeBob:...
  • Mr. Booklyn:... In comparison, an Outer God's base power is a whopping 1 million humes.
  • SpongeBob: Oh. Heh.
  • Mr. Booklyn: That means your wish did come true, but it is still not permanent. As for this 'One Way Or Another' Paradox? Think of it as, another method that this 'Princess Salvation' event, will happen. Like, a butterfly effect.
  • SpongeBob: What do butterflies have to do with this?
  • Mr. Booklyn: I meant, in a circumstance of different effects, the events of Princess Salvation can still appear, but MUCH worse. Just not in the 'Season 13' originality you expect. Kairi may end up getting killed again., per example. Or even, the Great Cycle could be made worse then it originally was meant to be.
  • Spongebob: ".... And you said, Cyborgious is gonna-"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Yes. He's going to make a machine that's going to enable the League to have ready access to make the Great Cycle happen, and they have already claimed the keyblades of the 14-13 guardians to power it."
  • Spongebob: "But it isn't like the League to actually encourage this sort've thing."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "As before, cause of the Pariahs, things are different. The Pariahs had made sure that the league's lack of extreme nature, or incompetent versions of it when Junjie in mind, are, amended to their desires. As I said, they have been seekerifived."
  • Spongebob: "(Makes a scared face)..... But why has it taken them so long to-"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Cyborgious had called for, a subtle approach and has insisted on a halting on League activity. I.E., they wanted to avoid confrontation before it's time."
  • Spongebob: ".... Wow, the Pariahs really did made the League less like themselves."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "And as such, their process had never been interupted. They are now 99.99% complete. All they need now is Kairi's capture and their weapon can begin. And keep in mind that with the League Seekerifived, there's no longer fear of using their old backburner plan, for Plan 13."
  • Spongebob: "Oh don't worry, that old thing was likely made before we had the forcefield, it's ill-fit to-"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Cyborgious took liberties to, upgrade that plan."
  • Spongebob: "..... (Facepalms) BECAUSE ALCHOURSE HE DID?!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Mr. Squarepants, you'll have to be honest with the other Lougers."
  • Spongebob: "(Sighs), Your right, Booklyn. And I need to do it before-"
  • Ignitus on the intercom: "Attention Lougers and present High Council Members, an amassing of League Forces is seen in the swamp and heading our direction, the forcefield will be activated, all Lougers got to your defensive positions."
  • Mr. Booklyn: ".... I do believe now is a good time as any to make the truth known."
  • Spongebob: "Oh, but I'm worried they're gonna be mad at me!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "If it helps you, I'll aide you if it looks like their emotions are about to take over."
  • Spongebob: "Thanks, though, I'd look out for Shen, he can be ONE angry bird."

Chapter 4: Admitting The Truth/Finding The Birthday Wish Cake

Main Room of the Temple

  • Spongebob showed up to the main room with the Lougers over-preparing!
  • Spyro: SpongeBob? Where have you been?!
  • SpongeBob: I was just-
  • Spyro: Never mind. I guess you heard Ignitus' warning.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, and I got... Some stuff to tell you.
  • Kowalski: Well, make it quick! The Villain League has just gotten, CRAZILY competent at how they strike.
  • SpongeBob: C'mon! We need to get into the emergency bunker.
  • Kowalski:... Why? The shields can hold out.
  • SpongeBob: Not this time. Just get in the bunker and I'll explain.

Underground Bunker

  • Human Fagin:... Yikes, this place ACTUALLY fits you guys?
  • Kairi: And it looks like it can accommodate us for weeks. (They saw it had luxurious living arrangements)
  • Icky: Thank goodness for Kuzco's charity. He spared no expense in not being his old self.
  • Cynder: Alright, SpongeBob! You have a LOT of explaining to do.
  • Skipper: How do you know these shields won't work?
  • SpongeBob:... (Takes a cartoonishly deep breath inflating and deflating like a balloon)... Remember when I thought that Kairi was married and left?
  • Shen:... Yes? And you also said it had something to do with a Cake for some reason."
  • Spongebob: ".... Weeeeeeeell."

French Narrator: One Grueling Explanation Later...

  • Spongebob: "And that's when Mr. Booklyn came in and told me to tell you guys."
  • Po: "..... That, actually explains the bookhead guy."
  • Booklyn was seen on a chair reading a newspaper.
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Charmed I'm sure."
  • Shen: (Was twitching with anger as his eyes look irritated)... So, let me get this straight, this 'Great Cycle' event involved Xehanort, who really wasn't the real Xehanort, but an extinct kind of Outer God, who aimed to balance light and dark, by consuming it in darkness, with these "Five Pariahs", with the 13 Keyblades, and X-Blade, we stopped it, with ourselves in a timeline where Kairi's KHIII death occurred, and after Sora and Kairi got married... YOU WISHED THAT ALL AWAY WITH SOME, MAGICAL, ANOMALOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE?!?
  • Icky: "So I take it means the SCP Foundation is acknowledged as canon to SAF? If so, I knew it was gonna happen when the Gravity Falls Stories did a cross-over with it and it got placed in the wiki."
  • SpongeBob:... Yeees, please don't be mad at me?
  • Lord Shen: "I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU, YOU- (Boss Wolf held him back) (ANGRY GIBBERISH)?!
  • Kairi:... SpongeBob SquarePants, I am absolutely disappointed in you!
  • SpongeBob: Look, if it helps, I don't want it to be a permanent change. Not after what Mr. Booklyn told me.
  • Squidward: NO DUH THIS ISN'T GONNA BE PERMANENT! THIS HAS GOT TO BE, THE DUMBEST THING, YOU'VE EVER DONE!!
  • SpongeBob: Look, I'm sorry! Don't we ALL have time when we don't feel like ourselves?!
  • Sandy: "BUT ALOT OF THEM DON'T INVOLVE WISH GRANTING ICE CREAM CAKES?!"
  • Patrick: "Spongebob had an Ice Cream Cake and he didn't share?! (Cries) HOW COULD YOU?! (CRIES)?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "SPONGEBOB, I OUGHTA KEHALL YOU FOR THIS?!"
  • Shifu: "WHAT POCESSED YOU TO GIVE INTO SUCH A TEMPTATION?!"
  • Spongebob: "(Gets stern) Okay, first of all, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT CAKE WAS UNTIL IT HAPPENED TOO LATE AND FOR MR. BOOKLYN TO TELL ME WHY IT'S BAD?! And second..... I, was worried, that the Lougers were done with Kairi gone!"
  • Silence......
  • Spongebob: "...... Miss Stacy from UAN said that without Kairi, the Lougers are just, heroes for hire, and none of you wanted to be considered that so you started to separate....."
  • Icky: "..... First off, kid, YA SHOULDN'T TAKE TMZ-WANNABES SERIOUSLY?! She mostly says that crap to get ratings and buzz online! They mainly only say that shit to start conversations and gossip! She's basically a walking rumor mill! IT'S EVEN IN HER FUCKING NAME?!"
  • Sandy: "Also, Spongebob, just because Kairi would have to leave one of these days, doesn't mean we're automatically done as a group! I mean, for one thing, the League and the two other villain teams and every Indie Villain out there 'are still an issue no matter what! Heck, before the Rescuers thing, we did well as a Heroes-For-Hire just fine and dandy before!"
  • Spongebob: "But I'm worried that you guys might leave because you don't get paid to be heroes nor get taken seriously."
  • Icky: "So? We never had that before, during, and AFTER Kairi showed up!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Yeah sure, the charity crud drives me nuts, but I always have the Krusty Krab when I be wanting to get money."
  • Tulio: "Well, I still have whatever treasure me and Miguel would uncover."
  • Iago: "So if we can stomach not getting moolah out of being heroes for this long, Kairi no longer being around isn't gonna change all that much."
  • Sandy: "And ain't no way we're suddenly gonna disband over anything! Cause we're more than such a bunch of kooky mismatched misfits from across different media franchises, and WAY more than just Kairi's bodyguards, and SO MUCH more then Heroes-For-Hire! We're a family, and that's something that's true in every timeline."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Well with exception to timelines where your group never founded, or on timelines of different circumstances-"
  • Sandy: "Well, at least, 99.8% of the time! Heck, the Lougers of the timeline where Kairi died sounded like they were shells of our, uh, their formerselves, but they still stuck together."
  • Lord Shen: "(Calms down after awhile) Spongebob, if the-us of that timeline still stuck around to become shams of their former glory, then we are still connected no matter what."
  • Po: "Well, yeah, sometimes we're gonna start hanging out back in our worlds more often now that Kairi in the TRUE Timeline is no longer League-bait, but, that doesn't mean we're not gonna be together anymore! We're a group no matter what!"
  • Spongebob: "...... (Smiles softly).... I think we just found our new primary purpose all the long, and I ended up not needing that cake at all."
  • Spyro: "And what's that?"
  • Spongebob: ".... Us, being a family. And that's something Stacy can never debunk."
  • Sandy: "D'aawwww, then I guess we can't be staying mad at you. (Hugs Spongebob as the other Lougers group-hugged)....."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "..... Ahem! There's still the matter of fixing the timeline."
  • Spongebob: "Oh right, sorry. Unfortunately, the cake likely vanished after it gave me the wish."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Don't worry, that I can help with. The Cake commonly likes to frequent places where the profession of' bakery is most beloved, alongside worlds where disappointing birthdays are most frequent. Coincidently, Bikini Bottom is a hotspot of disappointment."
  • Sandy/Squidward: "Figures."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Though granted the town itself is not a Bakery hotspot, so it may have to be somewhere else in that world."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well, it might be too obvious, but, there is Bakery Bottom, home of Cake Mountain, the city's largest-ever Building-Cake!"
  • Sandy: "..... You mean that city, made a building-sized cake?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well, that's what I heard from cousin Darwin Krabs, owner of the Krusty K'Cakes pastries!"
  • Squidward: ""K'cakes?""
  • Mr. Krabs: "Darwin is the proud creator of the city's iconic popular dessert: Krabby Cupcakes. A delicious, ever joyous little cake that exploded into its own franchise! Now they can exist in full cake form and even as Ice Cream cakes. He's so good at his craft, he helped in the construction of the cake building!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Well, then I suspect OF-260 would feel right at home in Bakery Bottom."
  • Patrick: "Well let's go get it!"
  • Crane: "But the Leaguers are after us!"
  • Viper: "How will we get past them now?"
  • Mantis: "They'll destroy everything, and everyone."
  • Patrick: Wait... I know a way. Did you say, by chance, Bakery Bottom?
  • Squidward: Yeah. Figured you wouldn't hear given your lack of ears.
  • Patrick: Actually, that's where a friend of mine lives.
  • Squidward: Oh, what, let me guess, Goofy Goober?
  • Patrick: Nope. Good guess, though. The Ice Cream King.
  • Iago: Wait... You mean that guy that's just Uncle Grandpa as you with gluttony problems?
  • Patrick: If THAT'S how you wanna put it.
  • Squidward: So, um, what exactly is HE gonna do?
  • Patrick: Squidward? Remember when I said, you can't explain my usual brand of stupidity?
  • Squidward: (He screamed)
  • Patrick: I'll take that as a yes.
  • Squidward: Great, we're f*****g dead, because Patrick's going full on aware purposeful idiot.
  • Patrick: That's NOT what I'm saying.
  • Squidward:... Ohhhh.
  • Patrick: Scuse me. (He called on his shellphone)... Yeah, hey, man. It's been a while, huh? Yeah, we got a situation here.

Bakery Bottom

  • Ice Cream King: HAHAHAHA! Of course you are. You're GOOD at those.
  • (Patrick): This is, um, a different KIND of situation. We got into some, bad stuff, with some Birthday Wish Cake, and the Villain League is-
  • Ice Cream King: (Gasps)... THE BIRTHDAY WISH CAKE!! (He hung up)

Dragon Temple

  • Patrick: ICK?!? ICK?!?
  • Icky: Right here!
  • Patrick: NOT YOU! (Ice Cream King came out of the freezer randomly spooking them all)
  • Squidward: WHAT THE-?! HOW DID YOU-
  • Ice Cream King: IS IT SECRET?!? IS IT SAFE?!?
  • SpongeBob:... I, um, already used it?
  • Ice Cream King:... You poor, POOR fool. You should not have done that.
  • Squidward: Okay, question, you walking glob of ice cream. How do you know about the BWC?
  • Ice Cream King: Because... an unknownillion years ago, I MADE A WISH ON IT!!!
  • Squidward:... Wow, what a coincidence.
  • Ice Cream King: I lived in Bakery Bottom. The cake liked to hang out there a lot.
  • Squidward: You're sure you didn't hallucinate that?
  • Patrick: (Smacked Squidward) DON'T YOU TALK TO THE KING LIKE THAT!
  • Ice Cream King: Ahem. How long ago was this, wish, made?
  • SpongeBob: (Checks the calendar).... Yesterday.
  • Ice Cream King: GOOD, THERE'S STILL TIME! (Suddenly, tremors were heard as the shield went down)
  • ???: IT WORKED!! (The Five Pariahs came in)
  • Profligo: HEEEEEEEEERE'S THE FIVEY!!!!
  • Cyborgious: "We agreed that we weren't gonna use that line, Profligo! Ugh, you're worse then Fra'osster and his ice puns?!"
  • Fra'osster: "Hey, be COOL about it!"
  • Fidget: CHEESE IT!! (Larry sprayed cheddar whizz on them) NOT THAT CHEESE!!! FOOT CHEESE!! RUUUN!! (They did that)
  • Ice Cream King: GOT SOME KIND OF WORMHOLE?!?
  • Shen: Yes? I always carry this portal device around, and-
  • Ice Cream King: PERFECT! USE IT! WE'RE GOING TO MY HOME!
  • Shen: Okay.
  • Merlin: I'll get the aquatic spell o-
  • Ice Cream King: ICE CREAM BAAAAALLL! (They went through the portal like a splash and arrived at his home, which was actually a spitting distance from Bakery Bottom, as Merlin had to use the spell non-verbally to his annoyance as everyone gasped)
  • Patrick:... Huh. I KNEW I recognized that cake building from somewhere.
  • Ice Cream King: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE! (They went in as they were squished in from the space)...
  • Squidward: Well this is just great. THERE'S NO ROOM IN HERE!
  • Ice Cream King: Not for now! (They went through a trap door that goes through the peak and entered an ice cream paradise)
  • Squidward:... Did we just go to Ice Cream Planet from Rolie Polie Olie?
  • Creeper: OH MY GOD, YOU WATCHED THAT?!?
  • Squidward: TO MY ANNOYANCE WHEN I HAD YOUNG RELATIVES AROUND!!
  • Creeper: Horned King's Ghost, I feel sorry for you.
  • Squidward; SHUT UP!
  • Creeper: YOU SHUT UP!
  • Pain: Say, Panic, didn't that show get a movie where Hades' voice actor played a--
  • Ice Cream King: A-HEM! Anywho... WELCOME, TO MY ICE CREAM VALLEY! WILLY WONKA, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
  • Icky: "Do ya mean the old version or the Johnny Depp one?"
  • Ice Cream King: "Both."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, let's keep in mind that us being here is not nessersarly the end of our woes with the league, they will come after us to this world!"
  • Ice Cream King: "Yes, but they don't know WHERE to look."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "True, but all the same, it would still be prudent to seek out the cake and reverse the timeline else risk this world being invaded by a League turned into dedicated darkness zealots."
  • Sandy: "Well there's the matter of figuring out where the Cake lives. Yes, we know it hangs out in Bakery Bottom and in the cake building, but not so much on the specifics."
  • Ice Cream King: "I have a story that could help with the cake's location."
  • Patrick: "Speak, oh great King."
  • Ice Cream King: "I remember when I first met that well-intentioned but misguided wish granter of a cake. His heart is sweet and pure as is his taste. But alas, he is like a rookie wish-granting genie. He's still trying to understand the gift he has."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Hence why Outer Force wants to contain the object. So it's power doesn't end up abused by undesirables.... And/or accidentally so those that don't reckitnese it before it's too late."
  • Ice Cream King: "I remember it as if it was just recently...."

French Narrator: Literally Last Month...

  • Ice Cream King: I WISH FOR ALL THE ICE CREAM I CAN GIVE TO THE WORLD!!!

French Narrator: 1 Day Later...

  • Ice Cream King: WHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!? (His home was turned into a giant valley of ice cream as kids went glutton-crazy)

Present

  • Ice Cream King: It took me a while to fix it.
  • Bagheera: IT WAS LITERALLY LAST MONTH?!?
  • Squidward: Huh. Never thought an 'unknownillion years' was last month.
  • Ice Cream King: Ahem. My point is, it stays here because, there's plenty of miserable people in this area who want a birthday wish on their worst birthdays ever. I suppose, when it heard about SpongeBob, and saw you a few weeks ago... I guess it wanted another go.
  • SpongeBob: That explains how it got there.
  • Brandy: So that means that reality-warping birthday cake being there was YOUR fault?
  • Ice Cream King: You're a really mean flying pie dragon, aren't you?
  • Brandy:... Are you kidding me?
  • Ice Cream King: Ahem. Look, if you want to find the BWC, it's sure to be here. We're... Somewhat friends.
  • Booklyn: Look, Cranston...
  • Ice Cream King: ICE CREAM KING! Demands more respect.
  • Booklyn: (Sighs) Very well, Ice Cream King, you do know that harboring an OF is a punishable act, right?
  • Ice Cream King: If helping it control it's wish-granting power is some sort of crime, cuff me. No respect at all.
  • Booklyn:... (Sighs) For an idiot, you sure know how to hold your title.
  • Ice Cream King: Ahem. Now then, onward to the bakery. Oh and uh, ahead of time, mind the sea cake dragons, they're very protective of the place and are VERY cautious of strangers.
  • Icky: "Thanks for the prior warning of the intermediate guardians of the MacGuffin plotpoint, your highness."

Bakery Bottom Bakery

  • Kairi: (They arrived in a mass hurry)... WOW! SpongeBob, you really had a lot of nerve to make the Villain League MORE proactive than ever with those Five Pariahs around.
  • SpongeBob: Look, like it or not, whine that I shouldn't help you for screwing up your new life or not, I am the one who did it, and only I can fix it. Let's get in, find the cake, and get out. (They went in and met a clownfish)
  • Clownfish: HEY, CRANSTON!
  • Ice Cream King: ICE CREAM KING!
  • Clownfish: I know, it's just, calling you by your last name is less embarrassing okay. So, um, what would you like? Another ice cream cake for a lucky kiddo's birthday.
  • Ice Cream King: Oh, not just any cake. I want the Birthday Wish Cake.
  • Clownfish: (A glass shatter was heard as he was shocked)... Yeah, uh, which one?
  • Ice Cream King: THE Birthday Wish Cake. The ONE Birthday Wish Cake.
  • Clownfish: Seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • Ice Cream King: I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT A WEEK AGO!
  • Clownfish: Told me about what?
  • Squidward: Yep. I KNEW it was a hallucination.
  • SpongeBob: OR...... Mister Baker?... Are you... Hiding the Birthday Wish Cake?
  • Clownfish: WHAT, BIRTHDAY WISH CAKE!
  • SpongeBob: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!
  • Ice Cream King: Waaaaiit... (He saw his calendar and saw it was close to the Clownfish's birthday)... Your birthday is coming soon, right?
  • Clownfish: Nonono, it's-
  • Ice Cream King: Calvin Icey! Are you HIDING that Birthday Wish Cake, until your birthday, JUST SO YOU CAN ABUSE IT'S POWER FOR YOURSELF?!
  • Clownfish (Calvin): I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
  • Merlin: Ahem. We can sense when a person's lying.
  • Calvin: I'M NOT KEEPING IT... Uh... Whatever 'it' is.
  • Dodger: Then prove it. Show us the back. (Calvin worried)
  • Rita: What's wrong, clownfish? Something to hide?
  • Calvin:... (He went inside)
  • ???: HEY, WHADDIYA DOING- PMMPH! (He ran off with a cake box)
  • Calvin: DELIVERY DUTY! GOTTA GO! (He zoomed off with a dust cloud saying 'He totally has it')
  • Icky: Wow, MSM's practicing the art of cartoon physics more often now.
  • Boss Wolf: GET THAT WISH-STEALING CLOWNFISH!!! (They went after him as this played)
SpongeBob Production Music Twelfth Street Rag

SpongeBob Production Music Twelfth Street Rag

  • Icky: "Finally, comical chase music NOT the MLPifived Benny Hill theme for once!"
  • Iago: "I think it's more of a thematically appropriate chase music thing."
  • Icky: "Still nice to have something different!"
  • The group went through many comical scenarios, from accidentally running into cakes, fragile glass-like candies, even having done a Scoopy-Doo style door-chase thing for a few moments!
  • Calvin was finally cornered in an alley!
  • Calvin: Get away from me! I'll have the law on you for interfering with delivery! Yeah, that's right, there's a law for that in this town!
  • Sandy: "Because ALCHOURSE THERE'S A LAW FOR THAT?!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Good sir, I myself am with Outer Force, (Shows Outer Force member badge), they're given immunity from current customs and laws so to be able to better contain entities and objects like that cake!"
  • Calvin: ".... Dang it, I didn't know one of you was a secret agent of some kind of secret organization!"
  • Spongebob: "Alright Cal, hand over the cake!"
  • Calvin: "Hear me out, okay! Fine, I was holding onto the cake, but I needed that cake for a good reason!"
  • Squidward: "Look, I can relate if ya didn't like your current job, but that cake changed reality to an unfamiliar degree, so-"
  • Calvin: "Hey don't get me wrong, I enjoyed where I work and who I am! It's just...... I lost my family back in the 2015 Krabby Patty Apocalypse. (The group were surprised). This cake is my chance to bring them back. If it helps, I won't ask for anything extreme like wishing that event never happened, I'll just have my family revived and that's it."
  • Sam: "Awww shucks, ya could've just said so ya crazy kid."
  • Gazelle: ".... We understand your blight, but that cake's power is too risky for even any kind of use."
  • Calvin: "I get it, one of you likely asked for too big of a wish and something about reality changing, but-"
  • Lord Shen: "Try to understand! What if someone of less honest or good intentions were to have a birthday and that cake was in their possession? It's clear the cake can't help but to not let anyone be miserable on their anniversary of birth!"
  • Cake's voice in the box: "Aren't I allowed to speak for myself here?"
  • Calvin: "Well why did ya think we kept the cake a secret? Only Bakery Bottom even knows about the cake."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Mr. Calvin, be informed that if you revived your family with the cake, that's going to attract attention. And not just of the likes of the Lougers' enemies, but of Outer Force's own gallery of rogues. They too would seek out that cake for whatever purpose, some more dangerious then others."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Not to mention that the League are trying to find us at the moment! If they were to get wise about that cake, then Bakery Bottom is about to have some bad visitors!"
  • Calvin: "..... D'oh, now I'm conflicted! I want my family back, but, I don't wanna endanger Bakery Bottom and have it go downhill like with Bikini Bottom or New Kelp City!"
  • Silence....
  • Calvin: "..... (Sighs)..... My wife would want me to do the right thing, (Is about to surrender the box), So-"
  • ???: "WISH-GRANTING CAKE, YOU SAY!?"
  • A Human in a cake body armored appeared!
  • The Guy: "THEN IT SHOULD BELONG TO ME?! THE CAKE KNIGHT?!"
  • Spongebob: "OH NO!? NO CAKE KNIGHT?! AS SEEN FROM "NEW MERMAIDMAN AND BARNICLE BOY ADVENTURES" EPISODE 15?!"
  • Announcer's voice: "As seen on TV!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Are you kidding me?"
  • Squidward: "We're not thrilled with this neither."
  • Cake Knight: "It just so happens that me own birthday is coming up next month, and I can use that cake to wish that I can have ALL THE RICHES OF THIS WORLD AND BEYOND?! I'LL BE THE NEW NUMBER ONE SUPER-VILLAIN?! And way better than a sentient dirty circular liquid orb!"
  • Spongebob: "(Whispers to the group) Cake Knight and the Dirty Bubble were rivals as established from episode 13 when the Dirty Bubble had to retake villain school to regain a villain's license."
  • Sandy: "Villain's license?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "You'd be amazed on what ya need a license for these days."
  • Cake Knight takes the cake from Calvin!
  • Cake Knight: "And now, I am off to my humble abode in the secret evil cake lair on sour gumdrop hill!"
  • Icky: "IT'S NOT REALLY A SECRET IF YA SAID IT OUT LOUD, FATASS?!"
  • Cake Knight: "Then thank goodness for my high-tech cake-based defenses! (Makes a run for it) (Laughs!)"
  • Suddenly, the Cake Knight was tripped by a Baracuda female that moved like a snake!
  • Baracuda: "Sorry, Cake boy! Serpcudatine has bigger plans for the cake!"
  • Patrick: "It's the morally complicated anti-heroine from Episode 19, Serpcudatine! She does heroics via doing crimes on other bad guys!"
  • Serpcudatine: "This cake is my ticket to bring back my husband after he died in an attack by the Sinister Slug! (Was about to go, but then, she got grabbed by a large muscly blobfish)."
  • Spongebob: "MUSCLEFISH, AS SEEN ON EPISODE 26?!"
  • Musclefish: "I'LL TAKE THAT CAKE?! (Takes the cake from her) I'll use this cake for making me even STRONGER?! I'll become strong enough to steal entire planets!"
  • Suddenly, an alien space ship came in as robed Xenomorth-looking aliens came forth!
  • Patrick: "THE Z'XARTANIANS?!"
  • Spongebob: "FROM EPISODE 21?!"
  • Z'Xartanian leader: "WE ARE THE Z'XARTANIANS?! AND WE REQUIRE THE WISH GRANTING PASTRY SO THAT WE CAN BECOME RULERS OF THE GALAXIES?!"
  • Musclefish: "Why don't ya make me, ya phallic Riply Scott lawsuits!"
  • Z'Xartanian leader: ".... SUMMON THE DEATH ROBOT?!"
  • A Gigantic Death Robot came forth and roared!
  • Musclefish: ".... Oh now things have gotten interesting! (Ties Serpcudatine into a knot on a pole and places the cake down) BRING IT ON?! (Leaps up and began to fight the Zxartanians and the robot in an epic display!)"
  • Pleakly: "(With communication) Hello, Galactic Federation, I wanna report another hostile race harassing a less advanced planet. It's the Z'Xartanians..... Again."
  • A Human in a cape-wing costumed landed down, revealed himself to be a guy with a Seagull hood!
  • Patrick: "THE SINISTER SEAGULL!?"
  • Spongebob: "FROM EPISODE 10?!"
  • Sinister Seagull: "(Picks up the cake) Hahahahahahaha! My key to take over the world! And in the form of an Ice Cream Cake! My victory, will be JUST as delicious as this pastry! (Laughs evily), EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER EVIL LAUGHTER?!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "He litterally just said that....."
  • Cake Knight: "(Gets up) Hey, Birdbrain?! That's MY stolen cake?!"
  • Sinister Seagull: "I don't see your name on it, you pathetic D-Lister!"
  • Musclefish: "(Bonks two Z'Xartanians in the heads) OY, THAT'S MY CAKE?!"
  • Serpcudatine: "(Frees herself) NO, MINE?!"
  • Z'Xartanian Leader: "INACCURATE?! IT BELONGS TO ME?! EMPEROR DINGDONG?!"
  • Silence....
  • Icky and Iago broke into laughter as did the Hyenas, Raptors and Dactyls!
  • Mr. Booklyn: "..... (Sighs), The sooner Outer Force contains the external shorce for the Sillynamia Effect, the better."
  • Emperor Dingdong: "..... IMPUDENT EARTHERS?! ARMY?! SEIZE THEM?! (Z'Xartanian Army charged as the villains fight over the cake)!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Now you misfits see why Outer Force wants that cake safely contained and away from the outside world? Chaos like THIS happens!"
  • Duke: I got it. (He went in, slid, and snatched the box) YOINK! (He slid out)
  • Emperor Dingdong: Alright, sea-weasel, you go on ahead with that box, we'll keep looking for it- HEY WAIT A MINUTE, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!
  • Sinister Seagull: GET HIIIIIIIM!!! (They and the Lodgers chased them)
  • Duke: NEENER NEENER NEEEEEENE- WHA- (He crashed into a wall as the box fell off a cliff)
  • (Cake): Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! (Everyone jumped after it as they all bounced painfully down with it)
  • The Box finally landed on, ironically enough, an ongoing birthday party!
  • A Mom: "Oh, how curious? (Opens up to see the cake). Ohhh, an Ice Cream Cake, and it's pre-candled. (Picks cake up and gives it to her son) Make a wish, Billy."
  • Billy: "I wish for a PC-2! (Blows on the candle, then a present appears, opens up and Spat out a hyper-advance Super-Computer) YAAAAAAY?!"
  • Mom: "Wait a minute, is that the Birthday Wish Cake?! Billy, we both know we aren't suppose to use it!"
  • Billy: ".... Oops.... But still YAAAAY?!"
  • Cake: "(Heals itself from being beaten up) Well not so bad so far."
  • Suddenly, a mad scientist cyborg shrimp shows up!
  • Shrimp: "HAHAHAHAHAHA?! JUST AS I SUSPECTED?! (Grabs the cake) I, DOCTOR RICHARD SHRIMPY, FINALLY HAVE PROOF OF A FORM OF EXISTENCE GREATER THEN THE INREALMS?! I MUST CLAIM IT FOR MY RESEARCH?! I-"
  • Mr. Booklyn did the pacification technique on Dr. Shrimpy as he passed out.
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Consider yourself a P.O.I. for Outer Force to deal with later, good sir."
  • Patrick: "Wow, Dr. Shrimpy is usually not easy to beat that quickly!"
  • Spongebob: "As with Episode number 9!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Quite, also, apologies ma'am, but the computer has to be confiscated. (Shows badge) Outer Force business. (The badge produces a mist that makes the two forgot recent interactions)..... Ahh, Amnestics. Helpful each time."
  • Sinister Seagull: "(Arrives with the other super-villains and Emperor Dingdong) SURRENDER THE CAKE, OR ELSE?!"
  • Ice Cream King: "I'll take care of this! DRAGON CAKES?!"
  • Stacks of cakes in the form of Sea Dragons rose up!
  • Ice Cream King: "(Pointing at the villains and alien invaders) Show these hooligans to the outer-city limits of Bakery Bottom!"
  • Musclefish: "I'M NOT SCARED OF CAKE DRAGONS?! BRING IT ON?!"
  • Emperor Dingdong: "DEATH ROBOT, DISPOSE OF THOSE PASTRY CREATURES?!"
  • Death Robot: Come, get, some!
  • Ice Cream Cake: Oh, forgot to mention, they're made of poop.
  • Death Robot: Wait, wha- (The cake dragons splashed on it, short-circuiting it)
  • Ice Cream King: PSYCHE! HAH! Ah, gets them every time. SO, WHO WANTS MORE SERVINGS?!?
  • Musclefish: Oh, I won cake-eating contests many times. I'll take ALL of it!
  • SpongeBob: Believe it or not, he's not lying.
  • Ice Cream King: Well, okay. (He got out an ice-cream cannon) ICE CREAM CANNOOOOON!!!
  • Spyro: Where do you keep getting these things?
  • Ice Cream King: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to. (He fired massive blasts and they took it for a while until Ice Cream King got out a familiar tank)
  • Squidward:... Waiiit, is that the-
  • Ice Cream King: PREPARE TO GET ICE CREAMED!! (He blasted massive amounts of ice cream as they were hurled into the sky)
  • Mr. Krabs:... Do I even want to know how you got an Atlantean ice cream tank?
  • Ice Cream King: Like I said, don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to. We better get moving before your villain buddies find out-
  • ???: About the Birthday Wish Cake? (The Five Pariahs appeared with black magic teleportation)
  • Cyborgius: You think with MY brains, I wouldn't find out about your little reality-warping wish? Though credit where it's due, you at least spared us from dealing with those minor servants of darkness.
  • Decepta: This said, we're NOT gonna let this golden opportunity, vanish that easily!
  • Merlin: TELEPORTUS! (They teleported away as they just teleported them back)
  • Fra'osster: Oh not so fast. Give us the cake, busters!
  • Booklyn: AHEM! I can take you all out in an instant.
  • Rummer: "Dude, you're just a butler with a bookhead, what're you gonna-"
  • Booklyn opens a book-portal to the Lightfly planet as Lightfly soldiers come in!
  • Lightfly general: "IT'S THE FIVE PARIAHS?! SURROUND THEM?!"
  • Cyborgious: ".... Well played, Outer Hybrid, but we know how to even the score! (Summons the Seekerifived Villain League, along with Xehanort and his creations!) Leaguers, the misfits not only pocess the Spongebob and the ever crucial princess, but also a cake that grants wishes! That will be a nice addition to our plans for conquest! Seek it out, and let nothing stand in our way!"
  • Icky: "OH FIGURES THEY GET THE LEAGUE INTO THIS TOO?!"
  • Seeker Cobra: "LEAGUERS, ATTACK?!"
  • SpongeBob: Eh, what do you say, Kairi? One last fight for the Shell Lodge before you live happily ever after?... As in, it's non-excessive term?
  • Kairi: Yep. And hey, the upside to this reality-warping wish? I get to fight with you guys one last time. Best day ever, really, because THAT is going to be something I'll miss. (She got her Keyblade out)
  • SpongeBob:... Alright, Lodgers... Let's turn this reality, upside-down! (They fought the villains spectacularly)
  • Po and Fight trounced Seeker Tai Lung epicly!
  • Shifu was able to beat Seeker Junjie, while holding his own with Seeker Cobra!
  • Spyro and Cynder fought Seeker Gaul!
  • Mr. Krabs stepped on Seeker Plankton!
  • Seeker Plankton: "Owch."
  • Gazelle was face to face with the 5 Pariahs.
  • Cyborgious: "Hehehehehehe. How can you hope to face us alone?"
  • Gazelle: "..... I, made some calls."
  • Toyo, Madam Therium, Lady Corona, Schnee, and Doctress Junsei, and their Lightflies appeared from portals!
  • Rummer: "Awwww man, did you HAD to get those buzzkills involved?"
  • Fra'osster: "That, is really UNCOOL!"
  • Profligo: "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE OUT FRA'OSSTER OUT FIRST SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS PUNS?!" (They did that as they took four of them out)
  • Cyborgious: NOT SO FAST! (He disarmed Kairi and grabbed her) I HAVE WHAT I WANTED!
  • SpongeBob: LET HER GO!
  • Cyborgious: NO! You've interfered with my plans for the LAST time! Now it's time to unleash the Great Cycle!
  • SpongeBob: I SAID, LET, HER, GO, OR ELSE! (He got out the BWC)
  • Cyborgious:... Hmmph. Don't play me for a fool. (He ends up killing Kairi in the same fashion as KHIII)
  • Lord Shen: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (He dropped the BWC)
  • Booklyn: NO, SPONGEBOB, HE'S TRYING TO GET TO YOU!
  • SpongeBob: YOU KILLED HER!!
  • Cyborgious: Well, next time, don't leave yourself open like that. I wasn't the leader of the Five Pariahs for nothing. Now, you left ME with the cake!
  • SpongeBob: (He realized his mistake as the villains got the BWC)... Oh, barnacles.
  • Cyborgious: Ironic, isn't it? The Shell Lodge Squad, killed by the blind wishes of their own leader, and the one responsible for letting Kairi die, AGAIN! One moment, you're the greatest hero in the UUniverses. NEXT MOMENT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOOMED THE UUNIVERSES! Hurts, doesn't it? Who, are, you, anymore? The Shell Lodge Squad, is TRULY dead. The Villain League should be thanking me right now, and I couldn't have done it without you. Now... Let's see here... (He grabbed the BWC and magically rigged it to be on his birthday)... I WISH, THAT YOU ALL, VANISH, FOREVER!!
  • Lord Shen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Suddenly, something different happened, as the reality was changing back to its original state) Oooooooo?
  • Cyborgious: What? NO! THIS ISN'T WHAT I WISHED FOR!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
  • Calvin: Did you not know? If you defile or abuse its power, or even abused loopholes on it, it uses loopholes on YOUR wish. It doesn't take kindly to villains abusing it. Some genius you claimed to be.
  • Cyborgious: Huh?
  • Ice Cream King: Uh, yeah. The entire point of the Birthday Wish Cake, is to fulfill those who are miserable. And you? By doing what you just did to Kairi.... Yeah, you're looking like an agent of misery yourself.
  • Lord Shen: Hmmph. Of course. The smarter you are, the more cocky and overconfident you become.
  • Calvin: So, you want everyone here to vanish forever? You GOT IT! (As Cyborgious and the current warped reality vanished, Kairi coming back to life and the other Five Pariahs began to be affected, Rummer's darkness melting into Darkness Ooze as a Lightfly boy is coming out, Profligo being healed, Decepta losing her powers, Fra'osster melting like actual ice, Cyborgious' body malfunctioning exploding, leaving the brain exposed, as the dark portals of Kingdom Hearts began to suck the ooze of Rummer, Fra'osster's water, and the remaining trio of the five)
  • Cyborgious: WHAAT?!
  • Calvin: Just not in the way you intended it. You'll never see them, where you're going. Whatever dark pit you were originally sent to, you're gonna end up going RIGHT back!
  • Cyborgious: NOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Fake Xehanort: "No no no, I can't get dragged into this?! (He and his creations tried to flee!)"
  • Axel: "(Appears with the Decter Organisation Members) You guys are coming too!"
  • Fake Xehanort: "NO WAIT, WAIT?! (The Defectors grabbed Fake Xehanort, his loyalists and creations as they all get sucked into the portal with the remaining Pariahs and the ooze and water of Fra'osster and Rummer)"
  • Cyborgious: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Echos as the brain falls into the portal)....."
  • The portal closes dramatically!
  • Lightfly Rummer: "(Groans), Dude, like, what happened?"
  • Joanne: "(Picks him up as she giggled), It's a long story, cutie."
  • The League began to get de-seekerifived.
  • Cobra: "GLORIOUS DARKNE- Oooooooooohh...... Wait..... THE BLOODY DEVIL JUST HAPPENED?!"
  • Galaxhar: "(Looks at the Organisation Robes)..... Heeeey. I look snazzy in this."
  • Maleficent: "What in the devil just- (Saw the Cake)..... I KNOW THAT CAKE?! IT'S THE BIRTHDAY WISH-"
  • Booklyn snapped his fingers and sent the villains away back in the League Castle.
  • Booklyn: "I had quite enough of that nonsense, thank you."
  • The Cake landed on Spongebob's hands with a sad expression....
  • The Cake: "..... I'm sorry, Spongebob. I just wanted to make you happy..... I didn't mean to make your enemies happy too when it's not even their birthdays yet."
  • Spongebob: "..... It's okay, Mr. Cake."
  • The Cake: ".... I wanna make it up to you. (Reignites candle) I'll allow you to be able to bring the event back. What I did is only an artificial simulation of the actual timeline. The event itself is still gone by all means."
  • Spongebob looks at the Lougers and Mr. Booklyn for approval.
  • Mr. Booklyn: ".... I suppose if it's necessary to allow OF-260 some peace in this charade. Besides, the Outers will have this timeline Divergentised anyway, so may as well to avoid an endless loop of repeated events."
  • Sandy: "It's only fair."
  • Kairi: ".... Spongebob, just because I would be gone physically, doesn't mean I'm gone in where it counts. (Has hands make a heart shape)....."
  • Spongebob: ".... In my arteries?
  • Kairi: "(Giggles), Your heart, silly."
  • Spongebob: ".... Oh, right.... Thank you, Kairi.... (To the cake) I wish that my first wish was TRUELY reversed. (Blows out the candle)."
  • Suddenly, the present flew up into the sky, and turned gigantic again as it's bright light shines as the cake glowed as well.
  • The Cake: "Goodbye, Spongebob. And Happy Birthday, (Mr. Booklyn got near the cake) To all."
  • The Flash engulfed everything.

Chapter 5: Setting The Timeline Right

  • SpongeBob wakes up in the temple, before the announcement, when the other Lodgers arrive...
  • Spongebob: "Guys! You're here!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Oh there you are, Spongebob! I was kinda wondering why ya didn't return to Bikini Bottom with us!"
  • Squidward: "I knew it was no accident things were quiet."
  • Spongebob: "Wait, you don't remember leaving this place?"
  • Shenzi: "Leaving? Sponge, honey, don't get us wrong, we do, but some of us were able to catch up to personally impourent things. Me and Banzai and Ed got to work to making Hyena representation better."
  • Iago: "Well apart from Chaos occasionally teasing us, I kinda enjoy some extra alone time with Thundera."
  • Sir Hiss: "I was made royal councilor. I even had a new hat.... HAD, as an Emphasis, thanks to two certain vultures."
  • Nutzy and Trigger nervously laughed.
  • Trixie: "And Trixie likes her free time to resume practicing for her shows! Espeically with the fanbase she is now finally getting."
  • Sandy: "Besides, it wasn't anything permanent, it's a contemporary thing until we Lougers have a more solid purpose again."
  • Icky: "I mean, don't get us wrong, we're still dedicated lougers, but those of us that want to make a living need to consider outside jobs for at least until we have a new secondary justification for existing than just being heroes for hire! Okay, sure, we'll get together when bad guys start fucking around and it wasn't immediately dealt with by a thousand intermediate options, but other than that-"
  • Kairi and Boy Sora entered as Kairi tapped a wine glass to get their attention.....
  • Kairi: Everyone? I have an announcement to make. (The Lodgers all went up to her and Sora)
  • Sora: YIKES!! Ease up, guys!
  • Gilda: You know us. Tell us anything, Kai-Kai.
  • Kairi: Can you, not, call me that?... Ahem... Me and Sora talked for a bit, and... I think it's time we decided to... Leave the Dragon Guardian Temple and go back to live on Destiny Island. (Much of the Lodgers were mixed in reaction, as SpongeBob knew what was happening)
  • Icky: "SAW THAT COMING A MILE A SECOND?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Unfortunate, but, I suppose it was inevitable. (Sighs)... I knew this day would come."
  • Mr. Krabs: "You wouldn't mind if we start renting out yer old room now ye won't be needing it anymore- (Shen smacks him) OW?!"
  • Lord Shen: "I RATHER WE KEEP IT THE SAME SHOULD SHE EVER VISIT, YOU MONEY MONGER?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "But it would be an extra room alot of us won't even use much anyway!"
  • Lord Shen: "WELL I RATHER THAT ROOM BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY THEN TO BE TURNED INTO A GUEST ROOM?!"
  • Sora: Hey calm down, you guys! With us a married couple, we've decided that Kairi doesn't need you guys anymore. You guys, helped her grow up, and we couldn't be thankful enough. You'll always be family to us.
  • Lord Shen:... Well if it's your decision, then, I won't object to it.... Just, be sure to call us if there were to be, surprises in any form.
  • Boy Sora: "Well, if it's something the keyblade can't immediately handle, we'll give you guys a call."
  • Kairi: (sees SpongeBob standing in silence) You're awfully quiet, SpongeBob. Is there something you want to say?
  • Spongebob sighed depressively.... He knew what he did was the right thing to do, but.... It's still nonetheless a pain to go through.
  • Kairi:... SpongeBob... I think I see what's going on.
  • SpongeBob:.... (Small Smile) You are welcome to try some leftover cake that the kids and Pinkie didn't ate.
  • Patrick: "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS?! (Runs up to the remaining cake pieces and ate them) NOMNOMNOMNOM?! (Swallows it whole).... Ohhhhhh, that REALLY hit the spot!"
  • Spongebob: ".... Whoops, too late, Patrick took care of it. (Chuckles), Just like how he handled a dollar he had for a vending machine Mr. Krabs had for some reason while we were painting his house."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Oh that was back when I was attempting to score extra money by adding in a vending machine into the Krusty Krab.... But they wouldn't let me keep it cause I didn't had a "Vending Machine License". But thanks for that one dollar I DID got out of it, though, at least I got SOME worth from it."
  • Sandy: "Seriously? A license, for a VENDING MACHINE?!"
  • Squidward: "Yet more reasons to see that Bikini Bottom was a city of idiots even before the Modern Episodes came in."
  • Kairi: Off-track, guys. Well, since I defined your lives, as per Tman request grant you, I have been your heart and motivation. But yeah. You've done your duties. I've grown up. It's time I made my own life. But, we're still family. And, um, I made you this birthday cake. (She gave him a cake with Kairi and SpongeBob on it that said 'HB, SpongeBob, and Goodbye Kairi')...
  • Spongebob: "..... Thanks Kairi.... But it would mean more to me if you shared it with everyone. I already had enough cake as it is."
  • Creeper: "Ohhhh! A generous as a benevolent king! (Tastes it)... Krabby-Patty? How did you even pull that off?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Heeeey wait a minute, that be recipe infringement!"
  • Lord Shen growled as he readied his blades.
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... So I'll sanction this as an exception?"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Good."
  • Icky: "..... HOLD IT?! I felt like this scene, was meant to go DIFFERENTLY?! What the WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Actually, now that I think about it, Spongebob, what in the devil IS wrong with you?"
  • Sandy: "Is something on yer mind?"
  • Spongebob: "(Sighs)...... You guys might not be able to readily believe me."
  • Squidward: "In case you forgotten, we've dealt with crazy and unbelievable things on a daily basis! So try us!"
  • Spongebob: ".... Well, alot of you, may want to sit down."

Heavy Explanation Later.

  • The Lougers were utterly dumb-founded.....
  • Icky: ".... So I take it means the SCP Foundation is acknowledged as canon to SAF? If so, I knew it was gonna happen when the Gravity Falls Stories did a cross-over with it and it got placed in the wiki."
  • Thunderclap: "Okay, REWIND TIME! You're telling me that, there was this, reality-bending cake that grants wishes, and you originally had wished that certain events didn't happen, and in thus, crazy crud went down?"
  • Spongebob: "I know, and I'm sorry. You're all welcome to be mad at me."
  • Shifu: "..... On one hand, Spongebob, using that cake, WAS PERHAPS ONE OF YOUR STUPIDEST MISSTEPS IN THE HISTORY OF YOUR MISSTEPS?! (Spongebob sighed, resigning to the scolding).... But you showed wisdom to want to reverse your mistake, and correct a wrong even at great adversity."
  • Pang Bing: "Albeit after Booklyn helped you understood, but, I digress."
  • Po: "I mean, hey, obviously it worked and reality's back to normal."
  • Icky: "Well yeah. Princess Salvation's still canon, our original idea for Season 13 gone, and we're back to putting an old Tman request to bed at long last."
  • Spongebob: ".... Thanks guys. We truly had found our true new secondary reason for existing.... Being a family."
  • Lord Shen: "But alchourse, Square One.... YOU ARE STILL GOING TO DO CHORES FOR NOT PROPERLY REPORTING A MYSTERIOUS OBJECT COMING BEFORE YOU?!"
  • Spongebob: "Aw come on Shen, on my birthday?"
  • Lord Shen: "(Kairi pleads with him with sad eyes).... Alright, starting AFTER your birth anniversary. Though I suggest you better get to enjoy the remaining time on this day."
  • Spongebob: "Then in that case, let;'s help ourselves to the cake."
  • The Lougers proceeded to do that.
  • Outside, Mr. Booklyn was seen and holding the BWC in the same blue shielding as he did to Circusfreak, while holding Dr. Shrimpy with some rope.
  • Mr. Booklyn: "..... Though I won't be itching to do field missions again, I will say, I am happy with this result."
  • A portal opens up, and suddenly, the Gravity Falls Team, 4 years older than their last canon appearance, comes in!
  • Boy: "Quick, we gotta warn those misfits about the- (Sees Booklyn with the cake)..... Cake?"
  • Girl: ".... OH POOPY PANTS, DIPPER, MR. BOOKLYN BEAT US TO IT?!"
  • Old Man 1: "Hey, I thought ya said ya didn't do field missions, Bookhead!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Don't worry, I still don't. It's just an exception had to be made due to that Mr. Squarepants was too quick to, use the cake."
  • Fat Boy: ".... Bummer."
  • Girl: "Awww man! I really wanted to meet the Lougers!"
  • Old Man 2: "Don't worry, there'll always be next time."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "If it eases you, Miss Mabel, I'll let you hold OF-260."
  • OF-260 (The Cake): "(As it was given to Mabel) Hi there little girl. When's your birthday?"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "OF-260, what have we talked about?"
  • OF-260: "Oh, I mean..... I have to refrain from granting anymore wishes after the trouble I accidentally caused."
  • Teen Girl: "The mission wasn't too tough without us, was it Booklyn?"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Apart from minor interruptions from members of the Misfits' rogues gallery, it actually went swimmingly."
  • Old Man 1: Oh well, saves us tough effort, eh, Poindexter?
  • Old Man 2: Well... Who's up for calzone?
  • Girl: UP FOR IT! (Took out a grappling hook) GRAPPLING HOOOOOOOOOK!! (They swung off and comically rammed into a tree due to the weight of everybody)... Ow!
  • Old Girl: Okay, Mabel, at what point did you think what we just did EVER work?
  • Girl: I JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO USE MY CATCHPHRASE!!
  • The group followed here as Mr. Booklyn sighed in peace.
  • Mr. Bookyn: "I always seem to be a magnet for eccentrics. (Follows the group forth as they all enter the return portal)....."

Epilogue

  • Patchy: That was some special, eh, kids?
  • Potty: Oh, NOW we show up? Well, a little late.
  • Patchy: What are you talking abou- (It faded to black) Wait, wait, wha, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!? (He tore the black-cut up) OKAY, FINE! BUT I REFUSE TO LET ME APPEARANCE GO TO WASTE!! AHEHEEM... (They sung this with seagulls until Mr. Booklyn appeared and this occurred)
The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water 2015 "End Song"

The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water 2015 "End Song"

  • After the Song Ends.....
  • Mr. Booklyn: ".... Actually, now that I think about it, it's actually not that bad.... Wait, didn't you already do this for the second Spongebob Movie?"
  • Patchy: "Eh, it's a fan-service sort've deal, what're gonna do?"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "..... Fair enough."
  • Potty: "Speaking of fan service, do I have a surprise for you, Patchy."
  • Patchy: "Oh what surprise be that, Polly?"
  • Potty opened the door to what looked like the Unity Version of SCP-173.
  • Patchy: "DAAAAH?! POLLY, WHAT IS THAT KILLER SCP DOING HERE?!"
  • Potty: "Relax, ya big baby, that's not the SCP, it's an OF, that just happens to look like'im. It's actually OF-276. It gives massages."
  • Patchy: "Ooooooh! Ya should've said so!"
  • Potty: "Yeah, comes with its own massage table and everything. (Turns as suddenly the statue stood next to the massage table, gesturing Patchy to use it)."
  • Mr. Booklyn: "(Sighs), I can't believe Mr. Lifecraft okayed this."
  • Patchy was wearing a cucumber slice on the non-eyepatched eye as the camera was panned onto his head as a massage was given.
  • Patchy: "Ohhhhh yeah! This is great!"
  • Potty: "Just wait until you try the specialties! Like the Pizza!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "Wait don't!"
  • Patchy: "The wha- (Suddenly, Patchy is comedically flung around like a Pizza being made) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Potty laughed as Mr. Booklyn sighed dejectedly....
  • Mr. Booklyn: "You two will diffidently have to be administered Amnestics for this."
  • Potty: "STILL WORTH IT?! HEY PATCHY, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR IT'S MEAN ACCORDIAN?!"
  • Patchy: "(Camera on head) ACCORDIAN?!"
  • Patchy screams as the sound of an accordion being played yet bone-cracking is heard in unison!
  • Potty: "THIS IS GREAT?! (LAUGHS)?!"
  • Mr. Booklyn: "(Sighs), I'll have to be sure to ask Mr. Lifecraft to never accept requests for any safe level OF to be used for any series specials again."
  • The Camera pans from the house.
  • Narrator: "Well, I think Patchy may be abit busy at the moment, so let's leave this chapter, and start, anew. Good night, folks."

Fin.

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