Shell Lodge Blowout

Shell Lodge Blowout is the SpongeBob 20th Anniversary Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. SpongeBob is celebrating his 21st Anniversary as Kairi and Sora are back from eloping. They find that, after 11 years of being together, the Lodgers have become less in canon territory and more of their own timeline, since events turned out different and for different reasons behind the scenes. The heroes thus decide that it's time to take their redefining as the Lodgers to the next level. But it starts to get the Lodgers thinking too deeply. Since there was no reason to protect Kairi anymore since she was married, Shen realizes that his purpose in her life is starting to come to a close. Does Kairi even need them anymore? Meanwhile, many of the Lodgers start to think about their own relationships with each other, whether it be deciding to propose, to do some more jobs back on their own homeworlds, to start growing up and making a newer future for themselves, etc. What will they do next now that everything's changed? However, Spongebob, worrying about the Lougers drifting, was encountered by a mysterious birthday cake that is CLEARLY different from the one they have. On the cake's title, it said "Make a Wish" and had one candle on it. Spongebob ended up not taking it all that seriously and had sighed and wished "That Princess Salvation Never Happened", and just blew on it. Suddenly, a new present appeared on the corner where the other presents were, a present of uniquely cheery patterns and rainbow ribbons, with a small tag that reads "Wish Granted". Spongebob opens the present and suddenly gets sucked right in as with all of reality! Suddenly, Spongebob woke up in what turns out to be the same date after the events of Princess Salvation, except, the episode no longer exists. Kairi is still under Louge Protection and things have returned to pre-PS times. Spongebob was aiming to enjoy this new life, but then, suddenly, he found himself confronted by a being with a bookhead dressed in a formal suit and had a red bowtie. He named himself "Mr. Booklyn", who said he represents "Special People" Nemo and others had been with. And he came to tell Spongebob the cake was an anomalous well-intentioned wish-granting cake, called the "Birthday Wish Cake" that altered time to cure sadness during a birthday, and that he came to try and get Spongebob to see that the new timeline he created is not nessersarly for the better (Apart from the obvious of Xehanort and friends still being a thing). But explaining that in this timeline, calling out the delayed princess rescue was never brought up, while also Xehanort didn't get impatient and didn't threaten Plan 13 during the party, which is mainly by the cake's doing. Most things otherwise are unaltered because Spongebob wished for a specific related event. But Booklyn warns of an even bigger concern, and that is the "One Way or the Other" Paradox, which Booklyn warned that if one great change event is interrupted, a far more intense one would occur, and in this timeline, Xehanort was able to make the league recruit the Pariahs in order to have a better chance at getting at Kairi, Spongebob face-palming and forgetting about them as well! The Pariahs had completely converted the leaguers into mindless darkness acolytes than the "Minor Servants of Darkness that they were", Darkspawn Association is basically abandoned as a fruitless effort, and now the veil between Kingdom Hearts and the United Universe is being torn open by a machine created by Cyborgus, creating an artificially created Great Cycle. Now SpongeBob has to admit the truth to all the Lodgers about the real timeline and not the horrorshow created, feeling ashamed of what his worries and fear for the future brought. Will this be another eventual celebration?

PTE Redux Status: Unworthy for the same reasons as Princess Salvation.

Scenes

SpongeBob Snaps

Back in the Dragon Realms

• Spyro and Cynder were seen flying together, as Sparx was following!
• Sparx: "HEY WAIT FOR ME, YA LOVE BIRDS?!"
• Spyro/Cynder: STOP SAYING THAT!
• Sparx: Come on, you know it's true!
• Spyro: We've been over this, Sparx!
• Sparx: Whatevs. I'd say it's great to be back home, but.... We're kinda already here since the Dragon Guardian Temple IS on this world.
• Cynder: Well none the less, it IS nice to venture out home all the same.
• Suddenly, the trio was surprised by very fast dragons!
• Speedy Dragon 1: "BOO-YA-CASAH?!"
• Speedy Dragon 2: "MAKE WAY FOR THE SPEEDO TEAM?!"
• Speedy Dragon 3: "DAMN IT KRALAM, WE'RE NOT CALLING OURSELVES THAT?!"
• Sparx: "HEY WATCH WHERE YA GOING, YA SPEEDY WISEGUYS?!"

(Later)

• Kairi: Everyone? I have an announcement to make. (The Lodgers all went up to her and Sora)
• Sora: YIKES!! Ease up, guys!
• Gilda: You know us. Tell us anything, Kai-Kai.
• Kairi: Can you, not, call me that?... Ahem... Me and Sora talked for a bit, and... I think it's time we decided to... Leave the Dragon Guardian Temple and go back to live on Destiny Island. (Much of the Lodgers were mixed in reaction)
• Icky: "SAW THAT COMING A MILE A SECOND?!"
• Lord Shen: "Unfortunate, but, I suppose it was inevitable. (Sighs)... I knew this day would come."
• Mr. Krabs: "You wouldn't mind if we start renting out yer old room now ye won't be needing it anymore- (Shen smacks him) OW?!"
• Lord Shen: "I RATHER WE KEEP IT THE SAME SHOULD SHE EVER VISIT, YOU MONEY MONGER?!"
• Mr. Krabs: "But it would be an extra room alot of us won't even use much anyway!"
• Lord Shen: "WELL I RATHER THAT ROOM BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY THEN TO BE TURNED INTO A GUEST ROOM?!"
• Sora: Hey calm down, you guys! With us a married couple, we've decided that Kairi doesn't need you guys anymore. You guys, helped her grow up, and we couldn't be thankful enough. You'll always be family to us.
• Lord Shen:... Well if it's your decision, then, I won't object to it.... Just, be sure to call us if there were to be, surprises in any form.
• Boy Sora: "Well, if it's something the keyblade can't immediately handle, we'll give you guys a call."
• SpongeBob: (As they talked, he looked at the reflection in the TV)... (Sighs)... Are you sure you have to leave so soon?
• Sora: Well, yeah. Riku and our pals have already booked our travel plans.
• SpongeBob: But, we, we've still got so much time left. You sure you can't stay for a few more rounds of pin the tail on Hank Spooner? The kids really loved that!
• Kairi:... SpongeBob... I think I see what's going on.
• SpongeBob: I, I don't know what you mean. We still have some cake leftover that the kids, and Pinkie Pie, didn't ate!
• Patrick: "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS?! (Runs up to the remaining cake pieces and ate them) NOMNOMNOMNOM?! (Swallows it whole).... Ohhhhhh, that REALLY hit the spot!"
• Spongebob: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, PATRICK, THAT IS WORSE THEN YOU PUTTING THAT DOLLAR INTO A VENDING MACHINE MR. KRABS HAS IN HIS HOUSE FOR SOME REASON?!"
• Mr. Krabs: "Oh that was back when I was attempting to score extra money by adding in a vending machine into the Krusty Krab.... But they wouldn't let me keep it cause I didn't had a "Vending Machine License". But thanks for that one dollar I DID got out of it, though, at least I got SOME worth from it."
• Sandy: "Seriously? A license, for a VENDING MACHINE?!"
• Squidward: "Yet more reasons to see that Bikini Bottom was a city of idiots even before the Modern Episodes came in."
• Kairi: Off-track, guys. Well, since I defined your lives, as per Tman request grant you, I have been your heart and motivation. But yeah. You've done your duties. I've grown up. It's time I made my own life. But, we're still family. And, um, I made you this birthday cake. (She gave him a cake with Kairi and SpongeBob on it that said 'HB, SpongeBob, and Goodbye Kairi')...
• SpongeBob:... (He got so sad, he smacked the cake away as it splattered on Creeper)
• Creeper: AHHH!... (Tastes it)... Krabby-Patty? How did you even pull that off?! Also, WHY DID YOU MADE A CAKE MADE FROM GLORIFIVED HAMBURGERS?!? Also-part 2, SPONGEBOB, JUST, WHAT?!
• Lord Shen: "WHAT THE BLOODY BLAZES WAS THAT FOR, YOU SQUISHY MANCHILD OF AN IDIOT?!"
• Sandy: "Spongebob, what in the samhill were you thinking?!"
• Icky: ".... Hey don't look at me, Shen and Sandy got the WTF questions covered."
• SpongeBob:...... (He left)......
• Bubbha: ".... I done think he just has them birthday blues."
• Icky: "Kinda un-needed since we're cartoons and basically immortal though, unless a plot-demanded death has to occur.
• Shrek:... Wow. And I thought I was brutal when I wrecked a cake.
• Kairi:......

SpongeBob's Room

• SpongeBob: (He went in as Kairi came in)..... This soon?!? I, I, I can't believe it!
• Kairi: Um, Sponge? What, was that?
• SpongeBob: I, I don't know!
• Kairi: Do you? Is that, really, how you want to remember me?
• SpongeBob: DO I?!
• Kairi: I... Okay, look, clearly, we need to take this outside in the front yard.
• SpongeBob: You mean outside that TMZ-ripoff attraction we live in? STEP RIGHT UP, THE LODGERS ARE SEMI-RETIRED! THEY'LL SIGN ANY AUTOGRAPHS AND THEY'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT! This... this has been lingering in me for a long time since the Great Cycle. We USED to be heroes. REAL heroes. Heroes who had a clear meaning and purpose. An identity. Now, we're just more of a joke than we were before.
• Kairi:... Okay, granted, maybe your style hasn't yet readapted to the times, but, that doesn't mean you can't get out of this slump.
• SpongeBob: Oh, I wouldn't expect you to understand. Sure, you held your own, and that time with Anima and that rocket was pretty darn good, I'll give you that, and you fought like a kickass woman, yes. But, in your games, you were barely around. You got kidnapped too many times, even under OUR protection. Heck, you even DIED! And not like the fake-out or deleted deaths, I MEAN FOR REAL IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE?!
• Kairi:... And yet I'm still standing.
• SpongeBob:... Look... I, just can't help but feel that, things would've been better if that, stupid Great Cycle thing never happened. If things could go back... When you gave us meaning and motivation. When you gave us a better reason to exist than being just heroes for hire, and a crossover cut-and-paste obscurity. When our lives, made, sense.
• Kairi: You mean when those six Princesses of Heart were still trapped in the Mountain of Malefor for nearly 10 years? When their loved ones were still worried about them? Before you rescued them?
• SpongeBob: Duh, that is to say, there WAS the original Season 13 plan for tha-
• Kairi: SpongeBob...... You'd clearly had to have known that I wasn't going to live with you forever. As I usually say to Uncle Shen, I'm not a little kid anymore. In fact, this is the first time I had to say that to you of all people. Granted, given that you really like to have friends and be around even curmudgeons like Squidward, I guess I should've expected this. I've got my own life now. And you're STILL part of it. I may not be living here anymore, but that doesn't mean you're out of it. You guys can start over and make new lives as the Shell Lodge Squad. I mean, just because the League isn't after me anymore doesn't mean they're gone now. They and other villains are still a problem. The Universes still needs the Lougers as the heroes they need, and not the ones those like Stacy would've preferred. You knew this day was coming.
• SpongeBob:... I know... I just... Didn't expect it this soon.
• Kairi: Well, chalk this up as another consequence of the Great Cycle, I guess. It changed MORE than just temporarily the universes into something from Kingdom Hearts... Well, I'm sorry, SpongeBob. Things aren't going to just stay the way they used to be. We all just have to, move on. Things always change. For better or worse. And hey, maybe this can be like, the Lougers own chance to make their own identity outside of me too.... I'll... Give you some time to think, okay?... (She left)
• Spongebob sat down and started to cry.
• Gary: "(Gets up to Spongebob and cuddles him) Meow."
• Spongebob: "Don't take this the wrong way, Gary, but... (Cries), I kinda want to be alone right now."

In the living Room

• Iago: (Kairi comes back) So, how did it go?

Transcript

Chapter 1: SpongeBob's Birthday/The Future of the Shell Lodge Squad

Dragon Guardian Temple, July 17th

• (Deadpool): Yeah, this is when this story starts, otherwise, how would it make sense? I mean, yeah, it kinda is gonna put the narrative/chronological lore abit out of wack, but hey, if we did episodes that took place in the past, then F*** IT, let's do one that's a bit ahead of whatever other episodes beside this will be finished by July! ROLL IT!! (This song played)

Celebrate Good Times... Come on!!!

• The Lodgers and some invited friends were seen celebrating the occasion.
• Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB!
• SpongeBob: THANKS, EVERYONE!!! I LOVE SCREAMING!!! (SCREAMS FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME UNTIL SQUIDWARD STOPS HIM)!
• Squidward: "I know I agreed to go easy on you because it's your birthday as a created media character for Nickaloudian, but I still have LIMITS on how far I am willing to let you go crazy!"
• Icky: "Hey chillax, Squidy. After the past few months that we went through, I think Spongey can be allowed to let loose. Especially since this might be one of the few good events for 2020 thus far."
• Squidward: "Well at the least he should let it out in smaller frequencies."
• Some Kid fans of the Lougers were playing "Pin the Tail on the Humiliated Villain, represented by Hank Spooner".
• Ororo was seen playing a modified Wack-a-mole game presented by Lord Cobra's Eel-Snake-heads.
• Ororo: "Gees, I always struggle with these kinds of games, even as a Superior?!"
• Tane: "(Zooms) LETMETRYI'MGOODATTHISGAME?!"
• Ororo: "Ya might end up breaking it, Tane, and the Lougers took forever to modify an old donated whack-a-mole game into being this, it'd be a shame if-"
• Tane already took the hammer and started to hit the fake heads so quickly the score went high too fact as the thing started to malfunction!
• Ororo: "..... (Facepalms), This, is why Tyrone wants you to slow down, Tane."
• Victor Von Creepypants was seen enjoying the snack bar, as Star suddenly saw him.
• Star: "EEK?! TOFFEE'S BACK, AND, HE LOOKS UGLIER NOW?! (Pounces onto Victor and starts beating him up)!"
• Marco: "STAR, THAT'S NOT TOFFEE, THAT'S A DIFFERENT LIZARD IN A SUIT?! IN FACT, HE'S NOT EVEN A SEPTARIAN?!"
• Star: "(Stops)..... (Nervous laughter)..... Sorry, I saw that you were a lizard in a fancy dress, and, I over-reacted. I, do that sometimes."
• Victor: "(Maintained composure) As your incident with the Magic Realms and the Timeisites have proven."
• Star: "Oh can we NOT drag those into this?! (Marco drags Star off)."
• Marco: "My apologies, sir. (Leaves with Star)."
• Saetha: ".... Mental note, Anewas, let's make sure Star's fully aware of all of the Louger's friends."
• Anewas: "Noted."
• Thaumorpheus was surrounded by excited groups of people cause of his Outer God presence.
• Thaumorpheus: "Goodness gracious people, I'm just here to enjoy a party like all of you are!
• Lord Shen: "(Comes with the Wolves that began to direct the crowds away) You heard the Outer, give him his space and allow him to enjoy the bloody party!"
• Thaumorpheus: "Much gratitude, Lord Shen."
• Lord Shen: "But alchourse, Thaumorpheus."
• Hermes: "(Flies by the guests) Excuse me, pardon me, coming through, nice dress, hot potato, coming through! (Hermes got before Ignitus) Just the dragon I wanted to see! Big news, big red, (Brings up an envelope), A certain someone's coming back from honeymoon."
• Ignitus: "Ahh. As expected. When would they be expected?"
• Hermes: "Oh, you'll know when a Disney Ride Materialises out of nowhere and comes in for a landing- (Suddenly, a sky portal opens up, as Boy Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, and King Mickey came riding in on a giant Dumbo Cart!)...... Wow, that's fast!"
• Icky: "(With intercom) Ladies and gentlemen, the provincial Tman-Favorited Character has returned!"
• Lord Shen: "Oh thank goodness, I was worried they were too occupied with something.... As a best-case scenario."
• Starlight: "Uh, why are they riding a giant astral amusement park cart?"
• Trixie: "Alot of people asked similar questions about KH3's inclusion of astral Disneyland Rides as fighting mechanics, just, roll with it. They said they learned it from an Originos."
• Starlight: Origi-wha?
• Trixie: Each universe celebrating it's broadcasting company.
• Starlight:... Okay, I can picture it from here.
• Skipper: "She's coming in hot, boys, prep for landing!"
• The Penguins did that as they quickly managed to build a landing pad for the Dumbo Cart in mere seconds!
• White Rabbit: "(Uses stopwatch)..... Wow, good timing! That's a new record!"
• The Dumbo Cart lands as the Penguins did victory slaps!
• Lord Shen: "(Comes forward) I mean nothing personal, Kairi, but you're married to a show-off."
• Kairi: "(Giggles), That's Sora for you. (Shen helps her down)."
• Goofy: "Okay, direct me where the cake is!"
• Donald: "NOBODY HAD BETTER NOT SPIKED THE PUNCH?!"
• Pinkie was seen putting Spike in the fruit punch......
• Pinkie: "..... Whoopies."

Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

• Awkward silence.....
• Pinkie: "(Still on drums) Wow, tough crowd. (Another Pinkie still holding spike)"
• Other Pinkie: "Tell me about it."
• Donald: "..... Awwwwww, phooey."
• King Mickey: "Ahhh, no sweat it, Donald. There's more where that came from."
• Riku: "If you're wondering about Ventus, Aqua and Terra, they had to stay back in Radiant Garden. Personal matters and stuff."
• Spyro: "(Got up too) I missed ya, Kairi. You wouldn't believe half the stuff I need to tell you."
• Goofy: "Ha-yuck, we got some pretty out-there stories ourselves."
• SpongeBob: THAT'LL HAVE TO WAIT, THEY'RE AIRING My 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL AGAIN! (Everyone comically took seats and watched)
• Squidward: (Saw the scene where he drank snail-slime-spiked coffee and vomited)
• Iago: WAAAAY too late to vomit it out, Squiddy.
• Skipper: (After seeing Patrick's brain craziness before the bus tour)... What exactly is his brain made out of, slaggy uranium?
• Patrick: I'm not from Uranus!
• Skipper:... I... GUESS that's a yes? But still, you really should see a doctor about that.
• Icky: (Seeing Mr. Krabs put Old Man Jenkins in charge of lookout) Oh, wow, put an old-timer who can't even remember his name, AND keeps changing species for some odd reason, in charge of looking out for SpongeBob. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT?!? (OMJ fell asleep) AAAAAND THERE IT IS!
• Krebbs: (Seeing Bubble Bass among them)... Okay, question:... WHY IS BUBBLE BASS THERE?! I thought he hated you.
• SpongeBob: Eh, what can I say, we both love MM and BB.
• Krebbs: Yeah, I don't buy it.
• SpongeBob: Well, we're mostly only adversaries when it comes to food, as Bass is NETOURIOUSLY picky and hard to please! He's actually a nice guy when ya get to know him.... If, you can handle his ego. Frienemies, if you will. (Krebbs was still skeptical with a snort).... Just roll with it. (They saw the Narrator's submarine tip David Hasselhoff's canoe down) HEY! It's the Hasselhoff. Wow, it's been years. Must've been on vacation.
• Alex:... So, where exactly IS 'Surface Land', specifically?
• Sandy: Majuro. Capital city of the Marshall Islands, and the biggest.
• Ginormica: (Seeing the tourists take pictures of the humans on the beach) WHA, AW, C'MON, DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM, YOU PERVS, SHOW SOME RESPECT!!
• (Rube): Let's get a closer look!
• Ginormica: AW, WHA, NOOOOOO, YOU PERVS!!!
• Icky: "Pff, this cartoon has done worse in other modern episodes, Susan. THAT, is tame in comparison!"
• Fidget: (When they see Kel Mitchell)... Wow. Kel REALLY let himself go.
• B.O.B: (As the tour fishtank got water from the shower)... Why didn't he just get water from the ocean? Seemed like the faster way. Also, showers are supposed to spray freshwater.
• SpongeBob: Cartoon logic.
• B.O.B: Oh, that makes complete sense.
• (Rube): It's a Blue-Feathered Northwestern Pie Dragon.
• Sandy:... PFFT! It's absolutely AMAZING that Bikini Bottom doesn't just ask about what these critters REALLY are since I'M THE ONLY LAND EXPERT IN TOWN!!!
• Icky: "These are the same idiots that had you arrested for not having fur as "Nakedness" even when you have swimsuits under-neath your fur.... STILL WEIRD BY THE WAY! I think it's safe to say that Bikini Bottom is a city of dumbasses."
• Sandy: "Touche, ya prehistoric rat with wings."
• Icky: "Oh sure, remind me that my species are actually precursors to seagulls of all things. It really makes my kind feel less mystical that way."
• Dodger: This is how a dog is represented in SpongeBob, unbelievable.
• Francis: "Annoying that a cat had proper representation and yet dogs are treated to this."
• Einstein: "Yeah."
• Baloo: (After seeing the tour fishtank pass by Patchy)... Okay, how in the name of groove did he not even SEE that?! Was it the eyepatch?
• Bagheera: Probably the sun glare.
• Baloo:... Okay, I guess that makes sense.
• Icky: "Just imagine if he saw that episode, (Laughs), He'd probably faint again!"
• Patrick: (Seeing Mindy in the background)... WHA?! SHE WAS THERE?!? WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME SHE WOULD BE THERE?!?
• Creeper: They didn't even bother to ask Sandy what creatures really are and you're asking THAT? (After seeing the Peter Lorre-esque fish)... Okay, where did SpongeBob meet THAT creepoid?
• Squidward: Best not to ask too many questions... TRUST me!
• Creeper: Oh, you mean like, WHY WAS FLATTS, THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER, AND SO MANY RANDOM BACKGROUND CHARACTERS WHO BARELY KNEW HIM THERE?! AND, WHAT WAS THAT HIPPO BUBBLE, THINGIE?!
• Squidward: Our show was never famous to being as canonically consistent as MLP:FIM, that's all I'm gonna say.
• (SpongeBob's Mother): Our boy sure has a lot of, interesting friends.
• Creeper: RIGHT?!?
• Mr. Krabs: (After they see him stealing Old Man Jenkins' money)... Oh, come on, are ye surprised at this point?
• (Plankton): Say it, Fred!
• (Fred): No!
• Everyone: SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT!
• Banzai: (As they kept saying it) REALLY?! IT'S JUST A RUNNING GAG!!
• Shenzi: "He said as he is a part of a fan-series who're no better in that department."
• Banzai: "..... Toushe."
• Fred: My leg! (Everyone cheered)
• Tulio: (Seeing the chaos in the decorating scene) YIKES! Seriously, when did the animation get more zany-cartoony? Even Sandy's helmet feels like it's made of plastic sometimes.
• SpongeBob: Eeeehh, it's, been a while.
• Miguel: A WHILE?!?
• Sandy: And it kinda was. Just trying out some kind of polyurethane helmet that is durable and flexible, and it worked wonders, really.
• Brandy: (As they saw the gorilla meeting)... Just to clarify... Weed is illegal there, right?
• Sandy: Sorry, I'm a scientist, not a legal expert.
• (SpongeBob): The Trusty Slab? Sounds familiar.
• Sparx: GEE, I WONDER WHY?!?
• Sam: (As they saw Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence, and Doug Lawrence parody their characters in the Trusty Slab)... Wow, they're really milking the fourth wall, aren't they?
• Max: They sure are, Sam. They, sure, are.
• (Deadpool): "I feel kinda challenged, to be honest."
• Baloo: (As the tour fishtank went under Patchy's legs)... OKAY, WTF?!? WAS THAT GOOFY PIRATE UNDER AN ANERISUM OR SOMETHING?!
• Bagheera: Let it go, Baloo!
• (SpongeBob): STOP THE BUS!! WHAT, IS, THAT?!? (They saw the petshop with fish tanks)
• Shenzi: AAAAAND we're doing THIS, because WHY NOT?!
• Creeper: (As the CG and 2D passengers escaped the pet shop)... (Gasp)-
• Merlin: Neptune's Moon, probably defines the dimensions of the characters.
• Creeper: Oh. Right. (As they saw the anthropomorphized dog)... Okay, my mind is scrambled too much to even ask.
• Boss Wolf: (As Patchy kissed Potty) BESTIALITYYYYYYYYYY- (Lord Shen smacked him)... I'll shut up.
• (Old Man Jenkins): SPONGEBOB'S HEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeerrrrree... (Nuclear explosion)
• Max:... Wow. What is UP with the random-ass nuclear explosions?
• Sam: Probably the Bikini Atoll's remains of nuclear bomb tests.
• Max: Oh, we're sticking to THAT wild fan theory, are we?
• Gazelle: "I hope that old man is alright."
• Icky: "He somehow came back from the dead after being food poisoned, wasn't bothered being eaten by Mystery, and doesn't even flinch in being shot out of a cannon! That old fucker's durable!"
• (SpongeBob): And I live in the BESTEST place in the whole wide world, BIKINI BOTTOM, where nothing bad can ever happen!
• Squidward: (Laughs hysterically along with some of the others)
• Icky: "(Laughs), IRONY, THY NAME IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?!"
• Iago: "I KNOW THE MODERN EPISODE'S WRITING HAS MADE YA INCREASINGLY DUMBER WITH EVERY AIRING, BUT, (BREAKS INTO LAUGHTER)?!"
• Trigger: Wow, really?
• Squidward: What, are we wrong?
• Trigger:... No.
• Squidward: THEN LAUGH!!!
• Patchy's Head: AHHH, SURPRIIISE! (Much of the heroes vomited)
• Boss Wolf: OH, GAAAH, THAT IS SICK!!!
• Gazelle: "Oh my goodness, I-"
• Icky: "Patchy survived North Wind, AND BEING MUNCHED BY A MOTHER-FUCKING T-REX?! That pirate, suffered WAY WORSE HIMSELF?!"
• Icky: (As they sang the ending song)... Wow, 20 years, makes these songs SO corny.
• Sigourney Weaver: SpongeBob, it's your birthday, congratulations.
• Batty: Wow. How ironic.
• SpongeBob: (Seeing the stars of the SpongeBob Musical wishing him happy birthday) WOW! They even got THOSE guys too.
• (Gilbert Gottfried): HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB! (Blows party whistle)
• Iago:... Good on ya, Voice-Dad. Good on ya.
• Lord Shen: "..... Well, this was, certainly an experience."
• Viper: It was at least MUCH better than Truth or Square and their lies and gimmicks.
• Sandy: Which reminds me, me and SpongeBob are STILL TECHNICALLY married.
• SpongeBob: Oh, I talked to the priest and he said to renounce that marriage thing until we're actually ready for it. Still, WOW! The producers decided to REALLY tease the Spandy shippers.
• Mantis: And yeah, revealing the secrety Krabby Patty formula? PSH! You don't just say 'nice try' after promising us what we expect, because that's a freaking COPOUT!!
• Sandy: Still, at least Stephen's ghost won't be haunting Nick Studios after all.
• Icky: "He might if the soft-CGI reboot/prequel thing comes to fruition. Some fans do NOT have faith in that."
• Boss Wolf: "Well given how the current show has been treated beforehand, yeah, not un unfair fear, to be fair."
• Suddenly, a helicopter came in!
• Lord Shen: "Oh blast it, it's that new news station United Action News!"
• Icky: "The new TMZ wanna-bes of the block! Oy."
• Scorch Scorchington and his team had arrived second.....
• Scorch: ".... DANG IT, THOSE NEW GUYS GOT TO THE ACTION FIRST AGAIN?!"
• The Helicopter landed, as a female Albatross came out with a Pigeon Camera crew and got before a certain sot.
• Female Albatross: "Are the cameras on? (A Pigeon gave a thumbs up). AHEM! (Ham-smile) GOOD MORNING, UNITED UNIVERSE! I am Stacy Mill Rumorsica."
• (Deadpool): "HA?! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SCROOP?!"
• Stacy: "The top live-action on the news anchor for all news that goes on in the United Universes! Our top story, with the League no longer after Princess of Heart Kairi in light of the still-mysterious events of the Great Cycle, this reporter asks, what is the Lougers' new purpose?"
• Spongebob was concerned by what Stacy said.....
• Icky: "(Quietly) I'll handle this, guys. (Gets to Stacy) Hold it, ya gabatross, I just want to make clear that Kairi didn't ended up being a thing until the Rescuers Episode under a request from Tman. We were fine before then."
• Stacy: "(Quietly) Oh a fact-checker, huh? I know how to deal with them and still keep a story buzz-worthy. (Openly) But since then, it quite appears that the Lougers didn't really pick up from just being heroes-for-hire for random occasions up UNTIL Kairi came into the picture."
• Icky: "(Quietly) Oh I see your game, you smarmy slut. (Openly) Yeah but it wasn't like we made Kairi a member of our team in acknowledging she was originally impourent for a dark conspiracy and what have you. We smartly kept her safe."
• Stacy: "Albeitly, flawedly."
• Icky: "Hey, alot of that was because of the league were being cheap-shotters, unexpected surprises, or because the plot decided to be a (Beep)..... DANG TV CENSOR NOISES?!"
• Pigeon sound guy: "Well ya gotta consider that families with kids could be watching this."
• Icky: "Ahem! Look, even if a certain thing in our lives is done, that doesn't mean it's some SOLE defining feature or anything! I mean, for one, it's not like the League disbanded, JUST because they decided not to harass the princesses of hearts no more! In fact, Mang is in the middle of getting the League to CLEAN ITSELF from ever listening to Xena-Butt as a result!"
• Stacy: "(Quietly) Well played, but I'm better! (Openly) But what would happen if should the day come where the League DOES fall apart?"
• icky: "There's still the Scourge Imperials and BARELY Team Nefarious."
• Stacy: "But what if they're done too?"
• Icky: "OH AS IF EVIL JUST STOPS EXISTING BECAUSE THREE VILLAIN TEAMS WENT KAPUT?! The Chronicles alone has produced a BAJILLIAN INDEPENDENT VILLAINS?! We'll still be around for THEM!"
• Stacy: "(Quietly) Oh that's an easy one, ugly! (Openly) But the Amazing 9 had shown that eventually, there'll be new heroes that'll start going after THEM too, reducing your workload."
• Icky: "...... (Quietly) You edgy bitch."
• Stacy: "So, the question remains, what IS gonna become of the Lougers after Kairi is no longer in the continuous threat? What IS the Lougers new defining purpose outside of the villain teams and the indie crowd villains?"
• Lord Shen: "OKAY, MISS RUMORSCIA, I have to remind you that this is an invitation-only occasion, and I was (BEEP) sure, you and your crew of stool pigeons were not invited! So kindly return BACK into your copter and return to your gossip peddler company immediately!"
• Stacy: "(Quietly) Spoilsports. (Openly to camera) You heard it here first! The Lougers' new redefining is STILL as mysterious as the Great Cycle! (Stacy and her crew returned to the copter and flew off!)"
• Scorch: "(Gets in).... Ugh, I'm sorry I didn't get to do PROPER reporting first, Lougers. United Action News really started to pick up ever since the Great Cycle and the Magic Drought. And not helping that 2020 went off to a rocky start, we're no longer in a time of ease anymore."
• Icky: "It's fine, Scorchy, eventually UAN will end up being like TMZ and people will stop taking them seriously. They'll just be a fancier version of the paparazzi then-after."
• Girl Sora: "..... Actually guys..... I'm all for taking what Stacy says with a grain of salt too, but..... She does have a good point..... Before Kairi..... We were litterally just, heroes for hire. The Lougers mostly just went around and did odd-jobs for worlds facing trouble that JUST happened to include the League or whatever outside villain was available. We weren't taken anymore seriously than that until Kairi needed to be protected."
• Tai: "Sora, a lot of what Stacy said is just trying to get ratings for her "News" station. She's just a gossiper and a walking rumor mill. HA! It's litterally in her name!"
• Gazelle: "Guys, I'm someone who normally does well to be cautious of taking the words of paparazzi, like her, seriously, but.... Is it not a legit concern, regardless of who's mouth had brought it up?"
• Duke: "Gazzy, she litterally only said that to get people talking, she's a media whore just trying to get ratings! We shouldn't be taking her seriously!"
• Pang Bing: "Even if that's true, it cannot be denied that the Lougers HAVE been more refined come Kairi's inclusion! Otherwise, with the league now distancing themselves from an otherwise sure-fire plan because the original shorce turned out disloyal, are we not back to being, "Heroes for Hire"? Are now not no different than other crossover teams?"
• Icky: "Very few teams reform villain characters that're outside of canon-reforms, Pangy.... Not counting mean-spirited parodies designed purposefully to mock us. Alot of them play it too safe and canon loyal, we're still rather unique as far as crossovers are concerned."
• Pang Bing: "What about-"
• Icky: "Let's not bring the PTE into this, their equivalent to Dark Cynder/Lord Shen is still canonically evil in their series as of THIS episode, they don't count yet."
• Cynder: "Okay, I feel like some of you are not taking this seriously, SO PLEASE?! (Turns Avatar Cynder) (Deeper voice) HEAR THE OTHER SIDE OUT?! (Turns back to normal)...... Guys, I'm someone who has nothing kind to say to Stacy either, especially since she's a VERY heavy critic to our standards to even where it gets personal! But.... It's sadly a very good argument. With Kairi free to traverse the Universes with the League pushing themselves away from going after the Princesses of Heart simply because Xehanort had his own agenda in mind, what are the Lougers really? When you think about it, WE ARE BASICALLY BACK TO BEING, HEROES FOR HIRE?! In fact, sometimes, we just help the people who are the true ones who save the day yet strangely we're still liked!"
• Sandy: "Well I guess the argument here is that we were a good influence for those such heroes and the people acknowledged that, so they like us just as much as if we did stop the main baddy! Heck, sometimes, we do actually trounce the main baddy!"
• Cynder: "Exactly! We're a glorified moral support group! Sometimes we're just there to keep the Leaguers or the other villain teams away from whatever ally of the week they had while the outside hero does the rest! Sure, we contribute a bit, but that's about it! We're, contributors! The only reason I think that we became so famous because we had something that made US unique! Keeping Kairi from being used to usher in a Darksapwnian Return Era! Without that.... Well, we're back to being, heroes-for-hire that provide free moral support and occasional contributions to whatever main hero we're working with."
• Mr. Krabs: "FREE?!"
• Icky: "..... Actually, yeah, I kinda remember in the chronicles pilot that the High Council doesn't exactly PAY us, or allow us to ask for payment!"
• Iago: "It has been fairly established that either worlds' are too poor to pay or don't even know what money means."
• Icky: "I GET THE METHOD BEHIND THE MADNESS, IT'S JUST.... Now I'm reconsidering about getting a job on the side like you did in that Pilot Iago, unless if there's an episode that established you lost that at some point."
• Iago: "Oh I think there was, but I was able to work at Accord again because politics got favorable back in 2019."
• Mr. Krabs: "Well if we're talking about doing something on the side, that reminds me, it's about time I get to making sure the Krusty Krab doesn't get mistaken for being closed."
• Spongebob becomes distressed at the Lougers discussing the topic as it was noticed that a mysterious cake with gumball eyes and a gummy worm mouth was also looking sadly at this.
• Icky: "So it's settled then! It's time for us to start doing some side-jobs until the Lougers get a more bigger purpose than just being heroes for hire that do things for FREE!"
• The Lougers but Spongebob zoomed off.....
• Spongebob: "...... Guys? Don't I, get a say in this?"
• Spongebob sighed sadly as the Mysterious Cake got extra sad too.... It teleported off.
• Ignitus: "..... It's okay, Spongebob. They just, need time to understand things."
• Spongebob: ".... (Depressed) If it's the same to you, Ignitus.... I, I need a moment. (Goes to his room in the Dragon Guardian Temple, Gary starts following him in acknowledging his distress)...."
• Kairi: "....."
• Boy Sora: "Don't worry, Kairi, I'm sure he's gonna be fine."

Chapter 2: Things Are Changing/The Birthday Wish Cake

Bikini Bottom.

• Patrick was back at his rock, Squidward resumed clarinet practice, Mr. Krabs got the Krusty Krab open for business again, and Sandy got back to making inventions.

Pride Lands.

• Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed arrived.
• Shenzi: "Well boys, I suppose that until the Lougers get to be more than just being Heroes for hire, I say this' the perfect opportunity to help make Hyena relations good here."
• Banzai: "Exactly, Shenzi."
• Ed laughed as the group went forward.

Madagascar Group's location.

• Team Alex and the Penguins returned to Circus Zaragoza. Savio was back in the Hoboken Zoo, and Max the Cat got adopted by a Zookeeper there.

Deep Jungle.

• Kaa, Baloo, and Bagheera returned to their spots in the jungle.

Dreamworks China.

• The Kung Fu Team Immediately began to beat up local crooks and bandits!

Agrabah

• Iago and Thundera were seen as having much due alone time.
• Iago: "Well, given that it's the weekend and that I have off-time in working Accord, I'll make some time for you, my beauty."
• Thundera: "Oh you flirty little parrot."
• Chaos: "(Poofs in) I'll say."
• Iago: "OH GIVE US SOME PRIVACY, CHAOS?!"
• Harold was seen opening up a weapons shop and heard Iago's rant.
• Harold: "..... At least opening up a shop won't be boring here."

Disney China.

• Mushu was seen being pampered by the Ancestors, to their clear begrudgence, while Chi-Fu was giving a very long and extended report to the Emperor, to the utter boredom of his daughters and their husbands. Then Yao pulled a welcome back prank that covered Chi Fu in noodles! The Daughters and their husbands laughed, the Emperor even chuckling abit.
• Chi Fu: "..... (Begrudgent sigh), It's like I never left the Dragon Guardian Temple sometimes."

Great Valley.

• Icky: "So, I'm basically gonna start hanging out here for awhile for until A, I get a job on the side of being a louger, and B, the Lougers get a new secondary goal given the whole, Kairi thing is done and over with. So, we're at agreement here?"
• Icky's family and Littlefoot's Team were seen.
• Granny Gricky: "Well if it's a job yer locking for, ya can start with my bunions. (Shows large bunions on her foot)."
• Icky: "YEEEEEE?! Oy. Now I'm already starting to miss going into perilous death missions already. (Puts on Hazmat suit) Okay, may as well get this over with."
• Cera: ".... This will be, an interesting few weeks."

Nottingham.

• Sir Hiss was seen being knighted by King Richard and now has a place with a royal council. Trigger and Nutsy got made personal bodyguards.
• Nutsy: "NEW COUNCILOR REPRESENTED?! PRESENT, ARMS?! (Trigger did that as his cross-bow fired again as it ricocheted across the entire room, hitting Sir Hiss' new Councilor hat!)..... Whoops."
• Sir Hiss: "(Sighs), At least, Viper wasn't here to see that happen."
• King Richard: "(Laughs jovially), Don't worry, it'll be stitched up good as new!"

Sam and Max's World.

• The Two were already in the middle of giving a giant pacifier to a crying volcano as lava was coming out.
• Max: "I really missed doing our usual brand of random weirdness with just us, Sam."
• Sam: "Me too, little buddy. Me too."
• The Two were able to put the pacifier into the volcano as it began to calm down as it litterally cooed.
• The Geek: "(Appears via a probe) And that's the Great Crybaby Volcano pacified. At least we can say that won't be another example of why 2020 is a lousy year."
• Max: "Now let's get to dealing with those Murder Hornets."

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers' world.

• Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Lola, and Ed the Otter arrived at a Florida Mansion.....
• Brandy: "..... To be honest guys, I'm, I'm kinda anxious about finally reuniting with my owners, cause.... It's been so long. And, well given that they're rich, they likely already got another dog at this point. They might not even remember me."
• Mr. Wiskers: "Then, what was the point of coming here?"
• Brandy: "..... I at least want to put an incompleted closure from the canon show, which was TOO short-lived, finally behind us."
• Lola: ".... Brandy, if it helps.... If your old familia ends up letting you down..... You still have us, the jungle, and well.... The Lougers...."
• Ed: "And all your friends since we're soft-retconning what Felix's series implied about Gaspar destroying your other friends and that they're all fine and well again."
• Brandy: ".... I'm still afraid of confronting them again."
• Mr. Whiskers: "..... Then we'll face them together. If they have forgotten you, then.... Well, it can't be helped. Given what you were like in the canon show, would you really be surprised?"
• Brandy: "..... Whiskers, I know that was meant to be a motivational speech and that it's suppose to ease me into the inevitable, but it doesn't exactly help."
• Lola: "It still doesn't hurt to try, Brandy. If the bandaid being pulled off is painful, then better it comes off now then it never coming off."

Material

The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water 2015 "End Song"

Epilogue Song