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(Chapter 2: A Peryton Princess Harmed/Spike Meets Quartz/Gaster's Story)
 
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*Gaster: "Get creative! Now let's go!"
 
*Gaster: "Get creative! Now let's go!"
 
*The Students splited off!
 
*The Students splited off!
back at the school...
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Back at the school...
 
*Twilight: (She was seen to have come back) Okay everyone, I'm back from telling Celestia about what happened. She has already begun to set off the no-fly alarm. Every flight capable pony and non-pony will soon- (She senses something)....... Spike's in danger!
 
*Twilight: (She was seen to have come back) Okay everyone, I'm back from telling Celestia about what happened. She has already begun to set off the no-fly alarm. Every flight capable pony and non-pony will soon- (She senses something)....... Spike's in danger!
 
*Rarity: What?!
 
*Rarity: What?!
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*Gaster: Isn't it obvious? You and I can just shapeshift into something that DOESN'T have wings, to throw this guy off guard. Of course, Sandbar's an Earth pony, and Yona's our muscle, so their involvement's a no-brainer.
 
*Gaster: Isn't it obvious? You and I can just shapeshift into something that DOESN'T have wings, to throw this guy off guard. Of course, Sandbar's an Earth pony, and Yona's our muscle, so their involvement's a no-brainer.
 
*Yona:... I'd be insulted by that remark if it wasn't true, with me being a yak. But I have a brain ya know!
 
*Yona:... I'd be insulted by that remark if it wasn't true, with me being a yak. But I have a brain ya know!
*Gaster: "Yeah yeah yeah, your like one of two or so smart yaks in the entire race. But still, you are still capable to hit like a freight-train!"
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*Gaster: "Yeah yeah yeah, you're like one of two or so smart yaks in the entire race. But still, you are still capable to hit like a freight-train!"
 
*Sandbar: "Well why isn't Shore with us? She doesn't have wings!"
 
*Sandbar: "Well why isn't Shore with us? She doesn't have wings!"
 
*Gaster: "Yeah, but other then just slip and slide everywhere, her seal movement isn't much for speed! And we need to give Spike a fast rescue here!"
 
*Gaster: "Yeah, but other then just slip and slide everywhere, her seal movement isn't much for speed! And we need to give Spike a fast rescue here!"
 
Meanwhile, with Spike...
 
Meanwhile, with Spike...
*Spike: (he's seen still being chased by the Winger, when he comes across the Dirt Field) Ah, Diamond Dog holes! If I can't be safe in the air, I'll go underground! (Flies across the field and swoops down a hole in the ground) Whew.... Safe. (Sees that he was in a female diamond dog locker room, surrended by beautiful-in-diamond dog-standerds female diamond dogs that were being fitted in outfits.).......... Whoops."
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*Spike: (He's seen still being chased by the Winger, when he comes across the Dirt Field) Ah, Diamond Dog holes! If I can't be safe in the air, I'll go underground! (Flies across the field and swoops down a hole in the ground) Whew.... Safe. (Sees that he was in a female diamond dog locker room, surrended by beautiful-in-diamond dog-standerds female diamond dogs that were being fitted in outfits.).......... Whoops."
 
*The female diamond dogs began yelping like scared dogs and all ran away from the room!
 
*The female diamond dogs began yelping like scared dogs and all ran away from the room!
 
*Master Uranus, from [[Mauded Pie Theft]], barged in with the Rainbow Rock!
 
*Master Uranus, from [[Mauded Pie Theft]], barged in with the Rainbow Rock!
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*Master Uranus: "Well luckly for you, your in safe hands, master Spike. The Diamond Dogs of the Rainbow Rock cult are at your servi- (Winger barged in and kicked down Master Uranus, knocking him out!) Ugh!"
 
*Master Uranus: "Well luckly for you, your in safe hands, master Spike. The Diamond Dogs of the Rainbow Rock cult are at your servi- (Winger barged in and kicked down Master Uranus, knocking him out!) Ugh!"
 
*Winger: "... How pitifully scared of me are you that you would hide with deformed dogs?"
 
*Winger: "... How pitifully scared of me are you that you would hide with deformed dogs?"
*Spike: DUHAAAH?! (Grabs the Rainbow Rock, then flies back to his previous position) Stay back! Don't make me use this!
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*Spike: DUHAAAH?! (Grabs the Rainbow Rock with a quick zoom, then flies back to his previous position) Stay back! Don't make me use this!
 
*Winger: "Child, you and I both know that you are no master of magic, never mind an assumingly impourent multi-colored rock."
 
*Winger: "Child, you and I both know that you are no master of magic, never mind an assumingly impourent multi-colored rock."
 
*Spike: "Well, I can learn on the fly!"
 
*Spike: "Well, I can learn on the fly!"
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*Winger: "UGHHH?!"
 
*Winger: "UGHHH?!"
 
*Twilight stopped with a screeching halt!
 
*Twilight stopped with a screeching halt!
*Twilight: "YONA?! (The other two Yonas).... And.... Yona and, Yona?"
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*Twilight: "YONA?! (The other two Yonas).... And.... Yona, and, Yona?"
 
*Yona 2 (Gaster voice): "Your welcome, Princess Kumbiyah."
 
*Yona 2 (Gaster voice): "Your welcome, Princess Kumbiyah."
 
*Yona 3 (Ocellus voice): "Please don't be mad. It was all Gaster's idea."
 
*Yona 3 (Ocellus voice): "Please don't be mad. It was all Gaster's idea."
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*Crane: "WELL YOU WERE LUCKY HE DIDN'T HAD ANY ROOM TO BREATH OR HE WOULD'VE ADAPTED TO YOUR INTERFEARENCE AND TAKEN YOUR WINGS AND BEAT YOU DONE LIKE THE WRECKLESS LITTLE IDIOTS THAT YOU ARE?! (The Students had their feelings hurt) YOU WERE LIKELY TOLD TO STAY OUT OF IT, BUT LIKE DUMB DIPS***S, YOU- (Tigress punched Crane hard in the face and knocked him down).... (Gets up exhausted)....."
 
*Crane: "WELL YOU WERE LUCKY HE DIDN'T HAD ANY ROOM TO BREATH OR HE WOULD'VE ADAPTED TO YOUR INTERFEARENCE AND TAKEN YOUR WINGS AND BEAT YOU DONE LIKE THE WRECKLESS LITTLE IDIOTS THAT YOU ARE?! (The Students had their feelings hurt) YOU WERE LIKELY TOLD TO STAY OUT OF IT, BUT LIKE DUMB DIPS***S, YOU- (Tigress punched Crane hard in the face and knocked him down).... (Gets up exhausted)....."
 
*Tigress: ".... DON'T TAKE YOUR FURY OUT ON CHILDREN?! For what it's worth, disobedient as they were, they were only helping! They prevented Winger from claiming another victim!"
 
*Tigress: ".... DON'T TAKE YOUR FURY OUT ON CHILDREN?! For what it's worth, disobedient as they were, they were only helping! They prevented Winger from claiming another victim!"
*Crane: "A SMALL VICTOR TO THE FACT THAT HE'S STILL OUT THERE?! And he won't completely run away! He'll just hide in the shadows and watch us! That means, HE COULD STILL HAD SEEN THAT GASTER AND OCELLUS ARE CHANGELINGS AND WOULD KNOW THAT THEY'RE SHAPESHIFTERS?! HE NOW HAS SEEN THE STUDENTS, ALONG WITH SPIKE, TWILIGHT, AND ME?! NOW, HE'S NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL HE HUNTS THEM AND MYSELF DOWN AND TAKES OUR WINGS LIKE THEY WERE TROPHIES?! LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES?! HE'S A DETERMINED AND RUTHLESS HUNTER?! HE'S NOT GONNA CARE ABOUT AGE OR SIGNIFIGENCE TO EQUESTRIA?! ALL HE CARES ABOUT, IS THE BLASTED WINGS?! AND HE AIN'T GONNA STOP TILL HE TAKES THEM AWAY, NOT CARING FOR YOUR SUFFERING, FOR HE LOST HIS EMPATHY LONG AGO AND CLOSED HIMSELF FROM THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS, ALL FOR A CRAZED GOAL?! AND YOUR TELLING ME, TO NOT SCOLD AT THE BRATS, YOU STUPIDED, STRIPED, CAT?! THAT TEMPER WAS WHY YOU WERE ORPHAN- (Tigress stomped down that caused the trees to shake, as Peewee arrived to comfert Spike)......."
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*Crane: "A SMALL VICTORY TO THE FACT THAT HE'S STILL OUT THERE?! And he won't completely run away! He'll just hide in the shadows and watch us! That means, HE COULD STILL HAD SEEN THAT GASTER AND OCELLUS ARE CHANGELINGS AND WOULD KNOW THAT THEY'RE SHAPESHIFTERS?! HE NOW HAS SEEN THE STUDENTS, ALONG WITH SPIKE, TWILIGHT, AND ME?! NOW, HE'S NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL HE HUNTS THEM AND MYSELF DOWN AND TAKES OUR WINGS LIKE THEY WERE TROPHIES?! LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES?! HE'S A DETERMINED AND RUTHLESS HUNTER?! HE'S NOT GONNA CARE ABOUT AGE OR SIGNIFIGENCE TO EQUESTRIA?! ALL HE CARES ABOUT, IS THE BLASTED WINGS?! AND HE AIN'T GONNA STOP TILL HE TAKES THEM AWAY, NOT CARING FOR THEIR SUFFERING, FOR HE LOST HIS EMPATHY LONG AGO AND CLOSED HIMSELF FROM THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS, ALL FOR A CRAZED GOAL?! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME, TO NOT SCOLD AT THE BRATS, YOU STUPIDED, STRIPED, CAT?! THAT TEMPER WAS WHY YOU WERE ORPHAN- (Tigress stomped down that caused the trees to shake, as Peewee arrived to comfert Spike)......."
 
*Po: Ohhh, you just took it too far!
 
*Po: Ohhh, you just took it too far!
 
*Tigress: "..... WE ARE SETTLING THIS, NOW?!"
 
*Tigress: "..... WE ARE SETTLING THIS, NOW?!"

Latest revision as of 15:38, June 21, 2019

Sore About Soaring is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Since molting, Spike is still getting used to his new wings as he has trouble using them. He pretty much crashes all over the place like Twilight in Season 4, reguardless of the Friendship Students' best attempts at helping him, including a new student friendship-loving dragon outcast exactly near Spike's age named Quartz. Spike ends up losing his cool and gives up, now deeming the wings to be display only! However, now spike has a problem in the form of an Ostrich from Dreamworks China in their africa, called The Winger, a powerful runner and speedy fighter that collects the wings of anything capable of flight but unable to do so to bring forth his deluded idea of revenge on how the flight capable oppressed the flight incapable, and views himself as a bringer of justice for the flightless since being bullied for his flightless nature. He now targets Spike because of him having wings and aims to use a forbidden Kung Fu technique known as the Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice, where a straight flat hand turns into a blade and slices off any limb of any opponent, even if they were wearing armor or if other attributes like them being gods or typically having very thick skin. The Winger is amoral to the fact that Spike is a child and still aims to remove his wings, of which wouldn't be bad for Spike not only for living without them, but for growing to hate them had it not been for the implications of having to be maimed to get rid of them, let alone the threat this clearly deluded maniac has to Equestria, for both flight-capable ponies and creature in all of Equestria and beyond, especially those who can't use them yet like Scootaloo, so Spike runs from the Winger into the Roc's territory again. Can the Lougers, the Main 7 and the Friendship Students be able to stand up to The Winger?

TranscriptEdit

Chapter 1: Spike's New Wings/Meeting Quartz Fume and Cozy GlowEdit

Equestria

  • Lord Shen: (An adult Kairi, Boy Sora, and Riku came out of the arriving van)... Well after YEARS of anticipation, KHIII is on the path of coming out, and after how we recovered from a druma that.... Both producers rather we keep quiet about, now my niece is all grown up.
  • Boy Sora: (Laughs) And she cleans up nice.
  • Kairi: (Giggles with a blush) You don't look so bad yourself.
  • Icky: Guys, this is SAFA. You know Scroopfan's touchy about Kairi's position.
  • Kairi: Oh I'm sorry, at this point I'm supposed to believe he doesn't want me being fetishized? Fetish and romantic scenes are two different things. Fetish is sexual obsession. Romance is genuine. Let's hope the producers get that now that it's been less than 10 years since the entire fan show started. We're all adults now.
  • ???: GANGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Spike crashed into the three while using his new wings)... Sorry.
  • Spyro:... And it seems Kairi's not the only one growing up.
  • SpongeBob: WHOA, SPIKE, YOU... YOU GOT WINGS?!?
  • Spike: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, is that what these growths are? Thanks, Captain Obvious."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Well, young master Spike. You seem to process, a rather sour disposition. We would figure that you'd be thrilled with this step in your life."
  • Spike: "(Sighs).... I was. But you saw that, it wasn't for forever. I'm actselly crashing worse then Twilight, and I didn't even need to have a bad run with an angry Ice Tempest! Ya won't even believe HALF of the places I've been crashing into."

A montage of Spike crashing into random and crazy things later.

  • Spike: "And, I still regret, running into the Porcupine Dragon, head-first, by accsident. His scales took forever to remove in the ponyville hospital."
  • Spongebob: ".... Gee. That bad, huh?"
  • Spike: "Well look who's promoted to GENERAL obvious!? I used to think these wings are awesome, but, now..... They're a hinderence. As much of a great episode it was.... I wish it never happened. (Sat down sadly)."
  • Lord Shen: ".... (Sighs).... Young Dragon.... I understand the sadness of your situation..... Going through puberty, is, a difficult trial. It happens, to even the best of us. You'll come to cope with the change in due time."
  • Spike: "Easy for you to say. Ya didn't get giant tail feathers because of The Molt."
  • Icky: "The molt of what?"
  • Gilda: "It's actselly a magical metamorthisus Dragons in Equestria go through. See, Equestrian Dragons, were not initionally born with wings. They go through the molt to grow them. The thing is, it often comes with biological hiccups, like itchy scales, audio screw ups, violent fire burps, and smelling damn good to predators, which at the same time, smells DAMN HORRORABLE, to everyone else. Hence why Dragons have a tradition to boot their kids out when a molt begins."
  • Gazelle: "Isn't that abit cruel?"
  • Gilda: "Hey do keep in mind, it's mainly a wild dragon thing. The civie-dragons pretty much dumped that shit."
  • Gazelle: "Well it's just, wild or not, it's barbaric to leave growing children vulerable to the outside world!"
  • Gilda: "Chillax, it's not being done for the hell of it. It actselly has a surviveal based purpose. But maybe Twilight would explain it better."
  • Spike: "So your here for the school then? Well, ya came at a convinent time, we're getting new students today."
  • Bill: Ugh! You guys go on without me. (He wants itchy) Ugh! Spike's not the only recent reptile molting. (His skin was shedding off into small pieces)
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh dear, skin-shedding season. Any reptile's most inconvinent time. (Starts feeling itchy).... And already it shows!"
  • Lola: Oh no, not again! (Itches)
  • Smolder: (Appears above) Heh, you normal reptiles have it good. Dragon molting is much more intense. All you do is peel and itch. All WE do is peel and itch, AND get uncontrollable flame glands, an acrid smell, and laryngitis.
  • Spike: And apparently the parents of the molting dragon kick out their own child. The smell tends to attract predators.
  • Gazelle: (Gasps) That's awful!!
  • Lord Shen: Agreed. I'm starting to see why you dragons act so aggressive.
  • Smolder: "Well yeah. What, did you think we were just doing it because we thought it was cool and badass?"
  • Icky: "Or toxic mascalenity."
  • Gilda: "Or both."
  • Phil: Ember said it was because you were adapting in a world of cruelty and hardship.
  • Smolder: That's one of the understandable reasons... Scratch that, it's the BIGGEST reason. But the Molt Effect has been around since before we first left our homeland. Dragons will do anything to prepare their children for a cruel world. My brother didn't exactly take his disowning well and neither did I. But when you really think about it, it's how we let our children go. Most dragons tend to survive on their own anyway.
  • Gazelle: It's not exactly fair to chock it up to statistics. Even animals aren't that cruel when letting their offspring leave the nest.
  • Smolder: Lady, you don't know the first thing about how we dragons survive. If you got to know us like that cool Flash Magnus pony did, then you'll understand. If you want to understand, why not just ask him, hmm? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm supposed to help organize the welcoming of new dragon student. Ember has been biting my tail off about it. Break a leg, Spike. (She flew away)
  • Gazelle: ".... How can dragons here be so comfertable to such an outmoded tradition?"
  • Icky: "Alot of anti-death penalty folks ask the same thing to the useage of capital punishment. But it's as simple as, it's their thing. You have to remember that Ember's dragons are the wild kind, they're obviously gonna have some things that look backwords and crazy to us."
  • Gazelle: It just feels so... Cruel.
  • Duke: Giselle, coming from a fellow Zootopian myself,  ya need to chill about this. Can't you just accept something for once? These dragons seem comfortable enough about it. Just let them have their thing, okay?
  • Gazelle: (Sighs) Okay. But I still feel off about this.
  • Icky: "So, you said you were preparing for "A" Dragon Student? Why aren't you having them in droves?"
  • Spike: "..... Let's remember that these are DRAGONS we're talking about? You can only get so many dragons interested in friendship with the school."
  • Icky: ".... So, this is a, "Get what you can get" Sort've dealio?"
  • Spike: "Yeah, alot of dragons became SUPER-skeptic about the school, thanks to the Neighsay mess."
  • Gazelle: "Ugh, hate it when a racist's actions are a reason why things move slowly."
  • Spike: "Aw don't worry. Look at it this way. At least we're taking in students nice and slowly, rather then to get them crazily quick, espeically since we don't have a group like the E.E.A. backing us, minus that we may not really need them given the attatudes they had."
  • Iago: "Well, yeah, in a practical sense, I see what ya mean. Ya don't wanna over-wealm the teachers with a mess of new faces too soon."
  • Spike: "Exactly. Besides, when the school starts to get more students as we progress in the rate that we go, and when we don't face too many problems from Neighsay and/or other less then glamourious E.E.A. members, that might change soon enough."
  • Kowalski: He has a point. So where is this new student?
  • Spike: Well like Smolder said, she's going to give her the tour. Should be a nice way to warm up.
  • Icky: "Oh, I've been meaning to ask. Whatever happened to that Crossword dude from.... An episode we're not in the current position to talk about for a good while."
  • Spike: "Unfortunately, he turned out to be not really for Otherworlders to be apart from the school, even if it's only Electross for the time being. And that's a real shame too, cause he was willing to give the school a chance until he saw Electross."
  • Iago: "So what happened to the guy?"
  • Spike: "Well, tecnecally, he didn't do anything wrong, minus, what happened with your game that you guys don't wanna speak too much about, so, we just let him go. He was otherwise, harmless."
  • Tigress: "May we see Sparkle?"
  • Spike: "Sure. She's talking to Ember about private matters."

Twilight's office.

  • Ember: "Let me get this straight. You wanna have a talk with the Dragon Committe, about the Molt Effect."
  • Twilight: "Well, yes. I have concerns that this tradition is behind why dragons are, what they are. And behind why you only managed to get over two students for the school, Smolder and the new arrival."
  • Ember: "Ugh, let me guess, the think the molt effect's "Cruel and unusual". Ugh, ya see, this is why Wild Dragons like to stay clear of pony areas, you ponies have a bad hapit of looking at the negitives while not being practical. The Molt Effect has a historic reasoning behind it then just, doing it, just because."
  • Twilight: "I'm listening."
  • Ember: "To put it simply, it was because of what occured with the first dragon to ever have gone through the molt."

Flashback.

  • (Ember): "There was once a time, where dragons didn't kicked their kids out when they get their wings. Molts back then didn't acted so intense as they do now. Families and bonds were so much greater.... But then, came the day that the first baby dragon, exspeared a new kind of molt.... He started to exspearience the problems Spike put up with, itchy scales, volume mishaps, uncontrol flame bursts, and the most troublesome of them all, the smell. The dragon smelled horrorable around others, but the only ones who weren't bothered, were Hydras, Tetzlworms, and Rocs, who rotinely attacked the dragons over the dragon who is going through his molt. But sometimes, they went after other dragon kids who weren't even the reason why they were there, just because! The attacks proved too much. So the elders have decreed that Dragons in molt, have to be kicked out to grow on their own. Thus, the first dragon was booted out, and the dragon community was allowed to florished from it ever since.

Reality.

  • Ember: "The tradition is a means for survival just like our knowledge of this cruel world, Sparkle. It wasn't meant to be cruel to our kids, it was a matter of surviveal."
  • Twilight: "... I understand that, but Smolder told Spike that the same thing would've happened to him with me. Spike was given the impression that I would've just mindlessly abandoned him because of what he was going through. You KNOW he fears that more than anything."
  • Ember: "Look, I'm sorry about that, that's just Smolder not exactly getting ponies yet. That's kinda why she's here. Among other reasons."
  • Twilight: "I'm just worried that this tradition is one of the many reasons behind why dragons are so aggressive. And it could be why it's so difficult to get more then 1 at the time to come to this school."
  • Ember: "Ya know, that could just be as much be because that Neighsay d*** left a bad taste in their mouths."
  • Twilight: "Then answer me this, Ember. How did YOU feel about Torch kicking you out because you went through the molt? (Ember got angry as Twilight regretted her words).... Sorry, that was too personal! (Nerviously)...."
  • Ember:... (Takes deep breath)... Careful when you talk about that, Sparks, that's personal terratory your crossing..... (Sighs)..... That being said..... I decided to avoid that drama ahead of time when I started itching, by running away from Dad's cave. I didn't wanted to burden him with constant attacks from hydras, tetz, rocs, and other nasty baby dragon eaters.... Ya know Sparkle..... I get what your trying to say now. I can't promise miracles, because trust me, those committee dragons are REAL DIEHARDS for tradition, but, I'll see about having them talk with you about the Molt Effect, and, how you likely want that to stop. But keep in mind, they are stubbernly resistant about making changes, to even fellow dragons, INCLUDING me and Drakesis, even more so to the civies from Drakesis' terf, so I can safely bet it's actselly even more so, when a PONY talks to them about it, even if they were like Celestia!"
  • Twilight: "It's okay Ember. The impourent thing now is to get talks going. We'll worry about getting them to listen when it comes."
  • Ember: "Well, ya kinda have to remember that the tradtion is surviveal based, so, don't expect them to just give in about this, okay? Especailly not some of my dad's old friends, like Spine-Butt. They're ESPECIALLY rough on ponies. But, I'll do what I can to get them to even think about having a meeting with you. Just, don't expect miricles with them, okay?"
  • Twilight: Thank you.
  • Ember: Best I can do. Now how about you go meet up with Smolder and the new meat? The little one would like to meet the headmistress herself. Heads up, she's almost past Spike's age and she's very shy. Break a leg. (She flies away)

Smolder's Location

  • Smolder: (With a young purplish dragon) And there's the pond. Beneath is the underwater park where amphibious beings hang out. (Muttering to her) And the private make out area for my buds Sandbar and Shore. (Chuckles), those two are like a romance story came to life.
  • Young Dragon: I, did not need to know 'bout that, thank you very much.
  • Smolder: You're welcome. I usually take bets on how long Sandy can stay underwater kissing Shore before his lungs begin to collapse. I win the most of them. But lucky it won't happen to me as an adolescent dragon whose amphibious nature had JUST sprouted. Sadly, based on what I heard, you've got a long way to go.
  • Young Dragon: Please don't point out anything about my puberty.
  • Smolder: Yeah, Balista told me how sensitive you were about your wings. But hey, that's like saying you don't want to be a dragon. And being a dragon is awesome!
  • Young Dragon: Not when it means I'm expected to grow up to be a ruthless aggressive bully.
  • Smolder:... La-dee-dah, somedragon's going to get laid in graduation. Kinda not a surprise why dragons have issues with you.
  • Young Dragon: "Among other reasons."
  • Smolder: "But chillax, this place is great. And the teachers are awesome. Espeically that nutty professor from science class. (A girly scream was heard!).... Speak of the devil."
  • Igmar was seen running as his skin was heavily burning as he kept shedding!
  • Igmar: "PROFESSOR, YOU MADE MY SHEDDING WORSE?!"
  • Professor Buzzord arrived with Ocellus holding a kooky raygun machine.
  • Professor Buzzord: "Oh my, uh, most great apologies, Igmar. My Shed-Exsellarator ray must obviously have some uh, kinks, to work out."
  • Ocellus: "(Looks at a themonitor) Actselly sir, it was left on being too high."
  • Professor Buzzord looks at that.
  • Professor Buzzord: "...... That's queer. I could've sworn it was set to 50%. (Tests the dial and found out it was loose).... Well, poopy. Turns out the silly dial was loose. It ended up getting to 100% by when the machine turned on. Now poor Igmar is going through a life-time of skin shedding for his naterol reptile life. Ocellus, as my number one assitent, can you help me fix this after class?"
  • Ocellus: "I'd, be flattered, professor."
  • Professor Buzzord: "Wait, I thought your name was Ocellus. (Smolder and the Young Dragon laughed!). Oh, Miss Smolder. Good to see your in a delightful mood. And that would be the new student I presume?"
  • Young Dragon: Yeah. Quartz Fume. I, take it this is a bad time?
  • Buzzord: Well, yes, as you can see, I'm too busy. I just ended up putting Igmar here in neverending molting. If I don't have it fixed as soon as possible, his skin might die entirely and he'll be a walking figure of muscle.
  • Igmar: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Kurtle showed up.
  • Kurtle: "Oh don't worry Igs. He said "Might"."
  • Professor Buzzord: "Oh yes Igmar, it's PURELY theroretical!"
  • Igmar: "ALOT OF THINGS YOU CREATED ARE PURELY THERORETICAL?! WHAT IF IT'S TRUE AND I END UP BEING WALKING MUSLE?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well, in tecnecally would you still be alive, but exposed musles would become gravely more stressed and be at risk of puting you in a state of shock."
  • Smolder: "Also, the smell of exposed meat would REALLY make predators go WILD for you."
  • Igmar: ".... PROFESSOR, PLEASE FIX THIS?!"
  • Buzzord: "Calm down, calm down, I just need to set the machine in reverse and-"
  • Igmar: "FORGIVE MY RUDENESS SIR, BUT I HAVE LITTLE TRUST IN THAT CRAZY DEVICE NOW?! JUST TAKE ME TO A HEALER TO CURE THIS?!"
  • Buzzord: "Well the best one avaluable at the moment since we don't have a school nurse yet is that Meadowbrooks pony, but she might be more capable to handle naterol aliments, not really artifical ones."
  • Igmar: "SHE'S OUR BEST SHOT, SIR?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!"
  • Twilight's voice: "What's going on here!? What's with the screaming!"
  • Twilight showed up and saw Igmar rampently shedding!
  • Twilight: "AHHH!? I know it's a season for reptiles to be shedding their skin, but goodness to Celestia, it's not usually THIS BAD?!... (Sees the Professor)...... (Deadpanned) Buzzord...... What did you do this time?"
  • The Lougers arrived and saw Igmar's state.
  • Icky: "JESUS CHRIST?!"
  • Viper: "..... And I thought the reptile lougers had it bad."
  • Kurtle: "Up. Makes me glad to know that turtles don't shed skin...."
  • Fluttershy showed up.
  • Fluttershy: "Tecnecally, turtles do shed. Just not like other reptiles. While a turtle never actually leaves his shell, which is permanently fused to the rest of his body, a turtle may shed pieces of it periodically."
  • Twilight: "Ahem! Seriously, Buzzord, what happened?"
  • Buzzord: ".... Would you like the short-story or the full detailed one?"
  • Twilight: Short.
  • Buzzword: One of my devices put him in eternal molting and I need to get him back to normal before his skin dies and comes off.
  • Iago:... (Laughs) YOU F*****G IDIOT, I SAW YOU DO STUPID S***, BUT THAT RIGHT THERE TAKES THE CAKE!!!!
  • Igmar: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! That's the LAST time I ask the professor to quell my agitating shedding. HE JUST MADE IT AS WORSE AS IT CAN GET!!!
  • Twilight face-hooved.
  • Twilight: ".... Buzzord, I know I had promised to take it wasy on you when your inventions go crazy, but I need to ask you to put that to a minimum right now, espeically when we have two new students, Quartz, and a young Peryton princess! I want to make a decent of a first impression as possable for both, and Igmor having a shedding attack, is the oppisite of a good impression!"
  • Buzzord: "But alchourse, princess. I still need to have Igmar back to normal though, but he refused to let the machine fixed that."
  • Icky: "Likely because it started this fiasco."
  • Twilight: (Sighs) I got it. (She reverses the ailment immediately)... There.
  • Igmar:... You couldn't get rid of the molt entirely?
  • Twilight: Mister Igmar, I'm not good at every spell in the book. Plus, nature is like a runaway dump carriage. Hot, fast, and full of garbage.
  • Igmar: Eh?
  • Twilight: In simpler terms, nature can't be stopped!
  • Igmar: WHAJUBU, I NEVER SAID I WANTED IT STOPPED!!! I'M NOT GOING THROUGH PUBERTY HERE, IT'S MY FIFTH MOLT!!!! I WANTED SOMETHING LIKE GET RID OF ALL THE DEAD SKIN!!!! WHAT PART OF THAT CAN'T BE STOPPED, YOU STUPID MULE?!
  • Kurtle: IGMAR! THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO INSULT PEOPLE!!
  • Twilight: Wellll, here's the thing: molting can't be removed artificially. Dead skin only comes off when the new skin is ready.
  • Igmar: THEN USE YOUR MAGIC!!! GEEZ, DO YOU HAVE ANY INTUITION?!
  • Twilight: I can't make new skin as much as I can't make new hair. It has to come from something in the environment.
  • Igmar: Okay, you seriously have no idea how you can use basic magic, do you? Just accelerate my shedding!!!!
  • Twilight: I do that and it'd risk ripping your dermal system off completely, grave pain, or even tearing you apart.
  • Igmar:... What a joke. And I thought magic was all-powerful and didn't need to be explained, but that was a lot of explanation. These ponies suck at magic.
  • Kurtle: IGMAR, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?!
  • Igmar: What's up with me? WHAT IS UP WITH ME?!? I GET EMBARRASSED AND MOCKED FOR THIS MOLT, IT AGGRAVATES ME FOR THE LAST 19 HOURS, GOING TO BUZZKILL HERE ONLY MADE IT WORSE, AND JUST MAKING THE MOLT GET OVER WITH IS BEYOND THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAGICAL PRINCESS' POWER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T!!! (Itches madly) UGH, THIS MOLT IS KILLING ME!!!!!
  • Buzzord: ".... Sparkle, you need to pardon Igmar, he gets irritable when he sheds skin."
  • Savio: "(Scratches himself with tail) Well feelings' freaking mutual!"
  • Twilight: "Well, maybe it's best you just take him to your room and have him stay there."
  • Buzzord: "Alchourse, Kurtle, get Igmar out of here.... And some cream."
  • Kurtle took Igmar with him.
  • Buzzord: ".... I promise you, he'll come back around to deliver an apology personally."
  • Shenzi: He had better. That was way too far insulting her. I get that magic is limitless, but come on, casting it isn't. He can't expect his problems to be done with a quick spell.
  • Banzai: "Nor can he expect science to do it, appearently. At least, not doing it right anyway! (The Hyenas laughed!)."
  • Twilight: It's okay, actually. It's not the first time others in the school have criticized us.
  • Quartz: Well, I don't give a f*** what they say, you ponies are perfect.
  • Twilight: Hey, watch the language.
  • Quartz: Oh, uh, sorry. I keep forgetting that vulgarity isn't acceptable here. In the Dragon Lands, we have no obscenity. Some baby dragons' first words have been swear words and they are allowed to watch other dragons m********e or have sex.
  • Ed Otter: Well that is sadder than a shaved monkey without no tail.
  • Quartz: Kinda comes with being an aggressive race. Name's Quartz Fume.
  • Twilight: I know. Balista told me all about you. That's why your perfect for this school.
  • Quartz: "Well thanks."
  • Pinkie showed up spazticly as she cheered as inadvertingly freaked Quartz out!
  • Pinkie: "A NEW STUDENT?! GREAT! I can't wait to introduse you to ALL the other students! (Grabs Quartz and runs off with her before anyone can say anything!)....."
  • Rainbow Dash: "(While passing by) Pinkie Pie. So random, am I right? (Leaves)."
  • Twilight: "(Sighs). Pinkie is always so spaztastic when we meet new people here, like she did to Cozy Glow. That poor filly almost had a heart-attack."
  • Lord Shen: "Uh, yes, you see, Sparkle, that's among the things I had wished to talk about-"
  • Twilight: "I can only imagine what it would be like when the young Peryton princess gets here."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well since she's royalty, I bet she's gonna go all out and hire trumpent guys and turn her dorm-room into a throwneroom."
  • Lord Shen: "AHEM, Sparkle! (Twilight looks at Shen)..... I wanted to say that I wanted to talk to you about this, "Cozy Glow". When I had witnessed her debute appearence, I had this, odd feeling about her. She felt, too coincidental to just randomly end up being a help to the Crusaders being able to become tuters in the school. I have, suspitions with the child."
  • Twilight: "(Confused) Your, suspicious, of a little filly?"
  • Shrek: Yeah, I get certain vibes from her too. I mean, they met her randomly crying right next to their clubhouse as if she WANTED them to notice. Not to mention her cutie mark, is a chess rook. Don't you find that a WEE bit suspicious?
  • Twilight:... I feel you're reading too much into that.
  • Lord Shen: "Look, I just wish to have a conversation with the young one, to set some concerns straight."
  • Twilight: "Well, as much as it's weird you feel uncomfertable about a little filly, if it concerns you, then I'll take you to see Cozy right now."
  • Lord Shen: "Splended, Sparkle."

Quartz's Location

  • Pinkie appeared with Quartz into a room where a celebration was takening place with a banner that read "Welcome newcomer!"
  • Quartz: "By the flaming breath of Torch!"
  • Pinkie: WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!
  • New Changeling: (Laughs) Still funny when you say it out loud.
  • Pinkie: Gaster? What did we say about being a bad influence to new students?
  • New Changeling (Gaster): Ughhhh, to not to, or, whatever. Oh why ya need me to take it easy on the new meat? She's gonna be treated roughly anyway. I mean, she's BARELY older then Spike, and he got the wings recently!
  • Quartz:... You do know we dragons have no sense of vulgarity and we bully as a sign of bringing out the toughest in us, right?
  • Gaster: So, is THAT what Professor Egghead was trying to say? I couldn't speak dorkinese. All I heard was, (Shapeshifts into Rainbow Dash) HEY, I'M PROFESSOR EGGHEAD! I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL, BUT I WORK IN ONE ANYWAY! (Much of the students laugh)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Flying in) I don't even sound like that. And for that matter, if ya ain't gonna be cool about this, ya may as well go do your own thing!
  • Gaster: Tch, Whatever. This party's full of killjoys anway. (Buzzes away)
  • Pinkie:...... Yeah, Gaster is a recent addition. Thorax said he is socially unstable and needs friends, and thus he was directed at our door by Pharynx, who's otherwise not too bothered by how "New Drone 19" has been acting out.
  • Quartz: "Well if this Pharynx guy likes him as he is, then why is he here?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Let's just say we know a certain enemy that would LOVE how much of a jerk that kid is and would use that against Thorax. He kinda has to be here to find that perfect balence of being a badass, but being a good one."
  • Quartz: "Well, I hope he doesn't get too rough to this other new student I heard about. I hear talk that she's, a princess of sorts?"
  • Fluttershy: "(Shows up) Well, sort've. She's actselly a younger sister of a famous Peryton Princess Named Princess Prominade of the Peryton kingdom in the Deer Lands of Cervia."
  • Gallus: "Perytons? They're like these, flying deer creatures, right?"
  • Rainbow Dash: 'Princess Promenade'? Is that SERIOUSLY a nod to an early MLP generation?
  • Applejack: THAT'S what you choose to focus on? Really?
  • Scroopfan: "IT'S A PURE ACCSIDENTAL COWINIDENCE?! THE NAME IS MEANT TO SYMBOLISED HOW OVER-CELEBRATED SHE IS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay, chill! The name gave me a wrong idea, okay?! Sheesh."
  • Applejack: And yes. Perytons are the deer equivalent of Pegasi.
  • Ocellus: What about their version of unicorns?
  • Applejack: Apparently they don't have any. They really don't need horns to use magic.
  • Quartz: Well I hope she's nice.
  • Fluttershy: "The young sister, oh most diffently. Promenade? Well, she's nice, but.... Easily confused."
  • Quartz: "How exactly so?"
  • Fluttershy: "Well.... She's often annoying, needy, picky, and incredibly full of herself.... Or so I've heard."
  • Quartz: What?
  • Fluttershy: "Erm, well, let's just say, her parents like to treat her more speical then she already is as a princes, and-"
  • Rainbow Dash: SHE'S GOT ADHD AND AUTISM!!!!!!
  • Everyone: WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Well how would you say it?!
  • Rarity: It's called tact!
  • Rainbow Dash: You mean that thing Gilda said was 'nice time-wasting lying'?
  • Gallus: Heh, she said that to me too.
  • Rarity: Ugh, you are so-
  • Rainbow Dash: What? Insensitive? Snobby? Arrogant? Self-Absorbed?
  • Rarity: How about all of the above?
  • Yona: HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD IIIIIT, CREEAATTUURREEE FRIIIEEENNDS!!!!...... (Takes deep breath)...... Are we really going to argue like this? In front of the newbie like this no less?
  • Rarity: Well it's not our fault Rainbow Dash was insensitive. That's exactly why her adopted sister got banned from the show for a brief moment.
  • Yona: YONA DON'T CARE ABOUT BAD COMMENTS!!! ARGUMENT ENDS!!!!!... So glad Uncle Yakbrain wasn't here to hear me in the canon-voice. 
  • Rainbow Dash: Yona, if you keep bringing up Yakbrain every time you use your canon speech, it'll be really redundant.
  • Yona: Yeah, probably. Now, if we're all quite done here, can we get this little tyke to her room?
  • Rarity: "Perhaps that's for the best."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Fair enough. So glad Twilight wasn't here for that."
  • Applejack: "And your lucky we'll be generous enough to keep quiet about it. But you have to remember some tact with Princess Promenade shows up. Her head may not work properly, but her parents, the king and queen of Perytons King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia, are very sensitive about her well-being, even more so since Promenade's the heir to the throne."
  • Gaster: "(Was seen leaning on the doorway) An autistic flying deer in charge of a kingdom? Don't see how THAT can go wrong! (Laughs)"
  • Pinkie quickly got up to him and gave him a serious stern face!
  • Pinkie: "Okay, Mr. Party Pooper, you DEFINITELY need to see Starlight about your attatude!"
  • Gaster: "Oh, you mean Stalin Pony?"
  • Pinkie gasped!
  • Pinkie: "NOT COOL USING A STARLIGHT SLUR AT HER, YOUNG MAN?! NO WONDER THORAX HAD HIS BROTHER TAKE YOU HERE RIGHT BEFORE THE VI-TOR THING HAPPENED?!"
  • Gaster: "Well come on, didn't she started out messing with cutie mark communisum or what?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Didn't YOU accidentally kill your own brothers? (Gaster was shocked)... Yeah, p'wned you real good, didn't I- (Gaster turns into a D&D Gloomwing and attacks her) AAAH!!!!
  • Gaster: HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY BROTHERS?!? THEY WERE GOOD CHANGELINGS!!!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Holding off his chelicerae) AAAHHHHH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I TAKE IT BACK!!!! (Gaster changes back)... But your comment about Starlight was still uncalled for.
  • Gaster: "SAYS THE PONY THAT BROUGHT MY BROTHERS INTO THIS?! (BUZZED OFF ANGERLY?!)...."
  • Rarity: ".... You see Rainbow..... This is what we meant, about tact."
  • Quartz: "...... Do, I even wanna know?"
  • Gallus: "Trust me, it's personal stuff and he doesn't like it when we talk about it. But, we'll worry about it when it's approbeate."
  • The group started to lead Quartz away.
  • Pinkie: FYI, if I wasn't such a nice mare, and that if I was encharged, I'd have that Gaster guy expelled and/or suspended depending on my mood.
  • Applejacks: "Gosh, Pinkie. That sounded abit unlike you."
  • Pinkie: "I know, but that Gaster was Old Gilda levels of mean."
  • Quartz: (Sighs) I'm going to fit in, I can really tell.

Cozy Glow's Room

  • Cozy was seen alone, building a strange magic-powered artifact, that turned into a magic mirror and turned into a magical communicator as it showed a mysterious figure.
  • ???: "Cozy! About time you called up?! What do you have to report?"
  • Cozy: "(More serious then what she was in the episode) Chill down, will you? It wasn't easy to be inconpicuious here, ya know. Not after the druma you forced me to have with those Crusader fillies who... I have to admit, they were abit nice to me, but ya know, I was lucky those three were too trusting and nice to ever question convinence. Like, not even Rarity's sister, who's usually the smarter one, never stopped and think "Hey, what's she doing all the way out here crying and not being consoled by Starlight or Fluttershy" or crud like that! I mean, how trusting can ya get if you never question convinence! Heck, they never called me out when you had me intentionally flunk that easy as balls test that must've made me look like an absolute retard to everyone else! Ya know, sis, I do NOT get your needlessly elaberated plans and such, I mean, WHY did I needed to do this druma?!"
  • ???: "Ughhh..... Sister, it was so it can be used as evidence for any E.E.A. member to utilised.... If any of those feeble minded twats can get to that info."
  • Cozy: ".... Ya know, sister, it ain't like Sparkle is doing bad things to people. I mean, wasn't this school founded as means to counter Storm King-like Threats or crud like that?"
  • ???: "FOCUS, CONFOUND IT?! I wanted you to spy on this school for a REASON!"
  • Cozy: "(Annoyed) That being."
  • ??? It's as simple as because I am STRONGLY against SPARKLE?! Twilight is no more deserving being Princess of Friendship, then a mentally disabled derpy-eyed pony is! (Derpy was seen outside of Cozy's room, having heard that, and sighing sadly from that and left) On top of that, she doesn't deserve friends like them. She claims to be a smart valedictorian and yet deteriorated that for having an antisocial phase to where she needed friendship lessons, AND became a bookworm who didn't know to not judge a book by it's cover, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP!! She has a selfish sense of pride and self-entitlement.
  • Cozy: "No offence sis, but, you're not exactly being Miss Improvement yourself."
  • ???: SHUT UP?! She completely underestimates the closest ponies around her to the detriment of her life, and she does things she knows is wrong just for her own problems and title. That's why I should have that title.
  • Cozy: "Ya know, realisiticly, saying you want it because you said you can do better ironicly only makes it even more appearent that your NOT good for it."
  • ???: "..... You just can't let me enjoy my hubris, can't you?"
  • Cozy: "Well YOU didn't let me enjoy a good life! So I say, evens steven! (Razberries!)."
  • ???: "DON'T STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND MAKE FART NOSES AT ME, YOUNG LADY?!"
  • Cozy: "WELL MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP HAVING A LADY-HATE-BONER FOR TWILIGHT?! She probuly doesn't even realised you exist?! So can't ya drop it and go make friends already?!"
  • ???: BAH! I don't have friends, and I don't need any. I only know friendship. And that knowledge was ignored.
  • Cozy: "Isn't that abit ironic that you know friendship, yet ya don't practice it?"
  • ???: "I..... Shut up! Knowing friendship is much less burdensome than having them."
  • Cozy: "You know about friendship, and want exactly what Twilight has.... Yet paradoxically you don't partically CARE for having friends..... Do I smell hypocrisy?"
  • ???: "I ONLY THINK ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS WHEN THEY AREN'T A LIABILITY!!! UGH, YOUR MISSING THE POINT, YOU BRAT!! She stole the glory that should've been mine! The Princess of Friendship title, relieable friends, adulation, outstanding achievements, her own school!? That all should've been mine!"
  • Cozy: "Sis, your litterally the worse ever pony to ever have ANY of those things. Celestia would've looked like a complete idiot if she picked you for being a princess of friendship, yet doesn't practices what she preaches! That would've made you a false alicorn!"
  • ???: "Cozy, at least, HUMOR ME HERE?! Are you at least in position about finding any valuable secrets in this place?!"
  • Cozy: "Ughhhh. Yes already, I'm in the freaking school. But don't expect instint results because I HAVE MY OWN PRIORITES AND LIFE?! Look, if I find something impourent, I'll begrugdently tell you about it, okay?"
  • ???: "(Sighs), At least I can relie on your relucent desire for family to have you doing this at all. Do remember that we are family, Cozy. And if you want our family to be better then it actselly is, you work with me on this, okay?! Our chance to make the world of Equestria better in OUR way in on the line!"
  • Cozy: "I GET IT, YOU TOLD ME THAT A MILLION TIMES ALREADY, SIS?! IT'S SO ANNOYING IT MAKES ME WANNA-"
  • Twilight's voice: "Cozy, is everything okay in there?"
  • Cozy freaked out and tossed the artifact to the wall that broke it back to pieces as they fell, which cozy quickly got to sweep them under her rug as Twilight opened the door.
  • Twilight: "Cozy, I heard you talking to, something. Is anything okay?"
  • Cozy: "(Sweet voice) AHEM! Oh, itw's owkay, I'm just w'talking to my imaginary fwriend."
  • Twilight: "(Gives a sympathic face) I see.... Well, I have some visitors that want to see you. They have, concerns they want to air out."
  • Cozy: ("AWWWW, F***?! I KNEW MY SISTER'S "BRILLIENT PLAN" WOULDN'T WORK IN THE LONG RUN?!")... Owkay. I'm listening.
  • Lord Shen: (He and the Lodgers arrived)... Hello... Ms. Cozy Glow.
  • Cozy:... Aren't ywo the Lodgers I heard a wot about?
  • Lord Shen:......
  • Chi Fu: Shen, are you entirely sure that this little one is up to something irksome?
  • Biyomon: Yeah. She doesn't look like she could hurt a fly.
  • Lord Shen: That's what they said about the Parasprites, and it ended in near disaster. I don't know if she could be possessed by something evil, or could be a relative and/or pawn for Neighsay, but, I'm having a hard time trusting her.
  • Cozy: "What's wot to twust?"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Well first off, I have seen alot of young children here, and I have yet to have met alot of them, or any for that matter, that act this, near Gen 1 levels of cutsy, apart from you! Also, I seen the episode, you just, randomly show up out of nowhere when the Crusaders were talking about wanting to be in the school, crying coswinidently loud enough for them to hear, and that you were struggling in this school, neverminding that it was buildt to help students with struggles: A guidence counciler, friendly and helpful teachers, students being encouraged to be friends to others, in a SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP, MIND YOU, and that after all what the Crusaders did to help you be better, YOU'D INTENTIONALLY SCREWED IT UP AND FRAMED THEM AS PRANKSTERS?!"
  • Twilight: "Whoa, calm down, Shen! She actselly meant that to make it look like the Crusaders were actselly BAD at friendship."
  • Lord Shen: "And then there's that! Your sudden buyer's remorse and quick willingness to confess your misdeed! Look, I can get behind you were trying to make them more worthy by making them look as incompident as Spongebob's driving skills or Squidward's mediocre clarinet music playing,"
  • Spongebob: "HEY?!"
  • Squidward: "... Mediocre?"
  • Lord Shen: "But it doesn't change the fact, that it all was cleaned up, too smoothly. You didn't tried to hide it and allow the Crusaders to eventually try to investigate things or one of the students smelling something fishy. No! You resolved your own misdeed out of the blue. There's also the matter of how overly the top cute you are, it's up to near-gen 1 levels, then there's your overly drumatic tendingices, and that suspiciously Elmer Fudd-like voice! But most of all, a rather inconsisent Rook Chess Piece cutie mark for what looks like the theme of a Shirly Temple Pony! Also, there's the matter that I don't seem to think that you appeared in the season 8 openner!"
  • Twilight: "I can justify that, Shen. She was a recent student before the events of "Marks for Effort". She was, quietly introdused. She asked against having fanfare."
  • Lord Shen: "Fair enough, but that opens up a can of worms on how that's quite queer as well!"
  • Cozy: "Erm, um, well, for the cutie mark, I, I was, from a family of ponies that weally wove chess?"
  • B.O.B.: "Well, there you go. She was from a family of chess enfusiests."
  • Lord Shen: ".... I can't neither conjure up evidence to disprove, nor support it. But do be noted that I will ask Celestia about this, later. Now, about the other things, why did you happened to be in Sweet Apple Acres, miles away from the actual school, and not seeking out Starlight's aide?"
  • Cozy: "I, wanted a private place to cry, because, the swool was too pwublic."
  • Icky: "Welp, there ya go, Shen. She deemed an apple farm a more private place to cry her eyes out then doing it in front of folks. It's classic anxity problems 101."
  • Lord Shen: "... Again, neither disprovable, nor supportable. But there's still one thing..... If your thing is that your shy, why were you so quick to confess what you had done, and not act more realisticly and kept quiet?"
  • Cozy: ".... Because I wame to wike the Cwusaders enough to wo so. They were the wicest ponies in a wong wime wor me."
  • Boss Wolf: "..... Sir, I think you may've over-reacted again. I mean, MLP:FIM does have a history of randomly making characters appear from nowhere, I mean, just ask Twilight and her suddenly appearing brother or how Maud became a thing even when she wasn't in Pinkie's cutie mark story."
  • Dr. Cockroach: Although, even Elmer Fudd didn't have random W's put in his words. Wame? Wice? Wong wime wor me? He only had Rs and Ls replaced. I'm starting to think she's faking it.
  • Cozy: Wi'm wot waking wit.
  • Dr. Cockroach: YOU'RE NOT EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH AT THIS POINT!!!!
  • Cozy: Ugh, take a joke, wiw you?
  • Shenzi: It's not a joke, and this ain't no game of chess. It's OUR game of chess.
  • Lord Shen: We're still onto you, Miss Glow. This rook will not go straight to the king in this game. We'll be watching you.
  • Cozy: And, hyptheticwy, if I WAS evil, how wiw you do that? Plus, it seems fweaky watching a filly.
  • Kaa:... She has a point.
  • Cozy: And wiw you even watch me in the bathwoom? Seems like a good pwace to be free a'surveiwance.
  • Kaa:... ALSO a good point.
  • Lord Shen: ".... Young one, NOT a litteral eye, I meant that we will be kept posted on any strange behavior you do."
  • Twilight: "Okay Shen, I think you made your point. How's about you guys go and get re-aquitented with the students? (The Lougers leave, but Shen keeping a firm eye on Cozy until out of side.)...... I'm sorry about them, Cozy. You kinda need to understand that the school, had a rough start with a disbanned education organisation. They only meant for Equestria's safety."
  • Cozy: "I know. Whey only wan to welp."
  • Twilight: "Now, Cozy, try not to worry about Shen too much. He's been known to be over-cautious. He got that from years of protecting his adopted niece Kairi from many enemies. He can get.... Over-cautious. He'll ease up on you with time. (Leaves the room as well)....."
  • Cozy waits to make sure she was completely alone.....
  • Cozy: "..... (Normal voice) Ugh, finally! For once, I'm glad to be alone and miserable..... And from what that bugman said, I really need to work on my innosence accent. (Gets the artifact back from the carpet, puts it back togather again and gets the silluetted figure again.) Ya know sis, you are very lucky that I know how to get out of bad scrapes! Because there were people that were suspitious! And, they don't even look liked that, at least a majority, are in the same freakin' universe as Equestria!"
  • ???: "Ugh, of course. The Lougers get involved."
  • Cozy: "Ya do realised this puts a dent to your "Brillient Plans", sis!"
  • ???: "Oh come now, Cozy! It was ineditable that they would come across you! It's no serious problem. Only commence work when the Misfits aren't looking or around. Simple, as that."
  • Cozy: "Ugh, easier said then done. I can't exactly predict when those aliens would show up! Equestria is among their most visited worlds! We have the tragic problem, of having threats to Equestria every 6 seconds!"
  • ???: "Look, it's likely they're only gonna be here to see the new students, I mean, the chance of another new threat popping up are a bazillion to one!"
  • Cozy: "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ya freakin' jinxed it!"
  • ???: Oh don't be so cliché! BG out! Make me proud, baby sis. (She hangs up)...
  • Cozy:... I am NOT a baby sis! Ugh! Why did I get stuck with this crazy s***?! Ughhhhhhhhhh. Story of my life, I guess.

Chapter 2: A Peryton Princess Harmed/Spike Meets Quartz/Gaster's StoryEdit

A Road In Everfree

  • Two misfited Snips and Snails-like Deer are seen pulling a regel chariot.
  • Inside, two Peryton sisters were seen, an older one was seen admiring herself to a personal mirror carried by a personal toadie while the youngest just pouted and rolled her eyes at her.
  • Older Sister: "Who's the prettiest and sexiest Peryton Princess? I am! Because I'm Princess Prominade!"
  • Younger Sister: "Ugggghhhh! Ya know, you're almost like that Pink Alicorn from Mad Munchkin, but somehow, twice as annoying."
  • Deer #1: (Overhearing it) I think she means Mary Sue. Oh, she's funny!
  • Deer #2: But also annoying. That's the point.
  • Princess Prominade: "(Still admiring herself).... Wait, what was that again sis?"
  • Awkword drum sound was heard.
  • Prominade's toadie: "..... Uh, Princess? Maybe, ask Princess Skyceria about her feelings about going to school?"
  • Princess Prominade: "Mooseworth, you're suppose to be my mirror guy, ya don't speak unless I permit you!.... Or if you ask nicely."
  • Mooseworth: "..... Then may I speak?"
  • Princess Prominade: "Okay!"
  • Mooseworth: "Well, as I previously said, maybe talk with your little sister about the School of Friendship."
  • Princess Prominade: "Okay! Wait, there's a school for how to be friendly? Isn't that something you can learn on your own? I mean, I know I didn't need a redundent school like that, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
  • Mooseworth: "Ahem! If I may again, Mi'lady, the school may not be impourent for you, but it is to Skyceria, and, it would be nice if you show some interest for her."
  • Princess Prominade: "Oh sure! Wait, why does she need to go to a friendship school? Ohhhhh, is she being a jerk to everyone?"
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Mooseworth: ".... (Quietly) Oh dear Alicorn gods, why must the king and queen of the Perytons birth an imbacile like her? (Openly) If I may again, Princess Prominade, it's not a matter of her being unpleasent that's the issue. It's because she wants to learn friendship to understand how to atthive a better relationship with you."
  • Princess Prominade: "D'awwwwwwwwww, that's sweet, but she doesn't need to, because I get along with everybody, because I'm Princess Prominade! Everyone already likes me!"
  • Mooseworth: "(Facehoof's fruststraightedly).... JUST, ASK YOUR SISTER?!..... If I may speak again, that is."
  • Princess Prominade: "Okay okay, don't get your antlers in a twist, even though that's like physically impossable, because they're made of like, bone or stuff like that, and- (Mooseworth cleared his throat in annoyence!).... Oh, right. (To Skyceria) So, sis.... Are you going to the school because you were being a jerk?"
  • Mooseworth facehoof's epicly as he moose groans in frustraightion!
  • Skyceria: "(Sighs). No, Prominade, I am not going there for being a jerk. I'm going there because I hope that by learning friendship, I would get us closer togather."
  • Princess Prominade: "But we're both already close."
  • Skyceria: "(Shakes her head in bewilderment)...... No, stupid! I meant closer as sisters! I litterally live under your shadow, our people barely even realise I'm a thing! I need this school to atthive that!"
  • Princess Prominade: "Well why not go to a Sisterhood School instead of a Friendship one? Or, would that be redundent too, (Skyceria and Mooseworth both groan in fruststraightion), since Sisterhood is something you learn at home and-"
  • The Chariot felt like it stopped to a screeching halt!
  • Princess Prominade: ".... Ohhhh! Are we there now?"
  • Mooseworth: "Wait, actselly, that felt to soon. I still feel like we're not there yet."
  • Princess Prominade looks out and sees that they're still in Everfree.
  • Princess Prominade: ".... Okay, unless the Ponyvillains are giving us Cervian folk a proper welcome by having trees everywhere, this is CLEARLY not Ponyville! Where's the eyesore castle of Twilight Sprinkles that looks like a giant tree for some silly reason? I could've settled for even something as goofy as a pink pony appearing from nowhere and shouting "SURPRISE" at me! I would've even settle for a small fanfare welcoming community! Any attention at all, really!"
  • Mooseworth: "Uh, Princess, do remember that Everfree isn't exactly a safe place."
  • Princess Prominade: "(Gets off) Nahhhhh, it may be a forest filled with scary monsters and dark world-shattering foreboding secrets, but a forest's a forest. And we deers are FRIENDS to forestses..... Uh, Foresti...... Forelitlia? Forestluna? Uh, duh, BAH, point is, we deer and deer folk and forests are TIGHT, homey!"
  • Skyceria: "(Deadpan) Why did you say that as if that was a completely normal sentence?"
  • Princess Prominade: "Aw hush up, I'm just gonna make extreme demands to our clearly dummy chariot draggers and get us to ponyville way faster, because I'm Princess Prominade! (Gets to the duo) BUSH?! TWIG?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YA LAZY GOOD-FER-NOTHINGS!? YOU DO NOT MAKE PRINCESS PROMINADE LATE FOR ANYTHING?!"
  • Bush (Fat deer): Uh, sorry Princess, it's just, we saw something run by us really, really, REALLY fast?! It scared us to a quick halt?!"
  • Twig (Skinny deer): "Duh, yeah! It was like, a De-man!"
  • Princess Prominade: ".... Pretty sure ya meant to say "De-Mon", but don't be rediculious! The worse you typically have to worry about in these woods is hostile mythic creatures or un-naterol almagnations beyond anyone's reasonable sense of logic. Maybe the occational Parasite Oak. Or as some people like to call them, "Rape Trees", I mean, that's REALLY immature! And I say so, because I'm Princess Prominade."
  • Bush: ".... I, don't think that actselly helps us out too much."
  • Princess Prominade: "Oh would you two dummies relax? We're from the Deerlands of Cervia, so we're friend with nature, it's like, our arbitary gimmick or something."
  • Twig: "That's the thing. That thing, felt like he didn't belonged here."
  • Princess Prominade: "Oh don't be such big babies, (A figure slowly walked out seveal feet away from the chariot as the duo looked in fear), we can befriend pretty much any creature in these woods! I have yet to be unable to befriend anything or anyone, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
  • ??? (The Figure): "(Thick, Old African Voice) Care to test that proclimation, winged demon?"
  • A green glow appeared Princess Prominade as she looked in surprise, and looks mystifived like a deer in Headlights.....
  • Princess Prominade: "..... (Dazed) Ohhhhh, shiny..... I like shiny! (Bounces torwords the figure)."
  • Mooseworth stuck his head out as did Skyceria!
  • Mooseworth: "PRINCESS, DON'T?!"
  • Skyceria: "SIS?! STOP?! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DON'T BE SO STUPIDLY RETARDED?! WHO OR WHATEVER THAT IS, DON'T APPROUCH IT?!"
  • Princess Prominade: "I can't help it, it's so beautiful.... (Momentarly back to normal) And I know beauty, because I'm beautiful too, cause I'm Princess Pro- (The Figure Rapidly kicked down Princess Prominade that turned her around and fall flat on her face!) OW?! WHAT THE- (The Figure stomps on her back to pin her)..... HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, CHICKEN LEGS?!"
  • ???: "The "Big Idea"..... (Raises two blade-like apprentriges)..... Is justice. (Slices at Princess Prominade)"
  • In drumatic slow motion, the four present witnesses, the espeically drumatised Skyceria, looked in shock and horror as the now cleanly sliced off wings fell to the ground. The victim herself, Prominade, has entered a state of physical shock from the intensity of the pain she felt that she didn't even screamed as she fell unconjustus......
  • The figure turned it's blade arms into normal arms and hands, as the figure proceeded to pick up the perfectly sliced off to the root wings, exsamines them like a hunter to a well-earned prize.....
  • Figure: "Oh yes.... These wings are nothing like what I seen before. The black equine was right! Winged Demons exist, BEYOND my world! And I.... Need to cleanse the universe! Starting with this world, I will hunt down and collect ALL wings of the Flying Scurge, no matter the size or ferosity! Be they avian, bug, or creatures like the winged deer, or even Dragon, I will cleansed the universes of the soaring oppressors?! (Looks at the chariot, looks at Twig, Bush, Mooseworth for abit and wasn't gonna pay much mind, until he noticed Skyceria and saw that she had wings too, to Skyceria's fearful surprise)..... (Places the wings on his silluetted cloak).... First thing's first. (Brings back the blade appenridges)."
  • Mooseworth: "(Realises what is occuring). NO, WAIT PLEASE?! (Intervenes for Skyceria and stands between her and the figure) Princess Prominade was one thing, but, Skyceria's practicly a child! Any forced removeal of wings could kill her?!"
  • Figure: "Do not defend the winged demon! I don't wish to hurt the oppressed slaves of the Flying Devils!"
  • Mooseworth: "Sir, I will have you know that I am Majordomo AND caretaker of the royal daughters of the king and queen of the Peryton race of Cervia, and if you think I'm going to stand idly by and let you harm children, you're gravely mistaken! I will have you reported and- (The Figure points his blade arms at the wimpfully shrilling moose)!"
  • Figure: ".... You only live because I sympathize with a slave with misguided love for their flight slaver."
  • Mooseworth: "..... MISS SKYCERIA, SAVE YOURSELF- (Saw that Skyceria as already flying away, holding her sister's body with struggle)..... Well, she certainly thought ahead. A reshorseful girl she i- (The Blade arms got itches closer as Mooseworth yelped!)......"
  • The Figure growled......
  • Twig:... (Dubbed as Zeng) We're dead! So very, very dead!
  • Figure: "..... You realise alcourse, that not only have you caused my prey to flee, but she was able to bring the fallen sky demon's husk to prove my existence here?! You have just made my sacred mission, MORE difficult?! I should just put you and the two chariot jockeys out of your miseries?! (Mooseworth, and the now scared Twig and Bush shiver in fear)..... (The Figure made the Blade arms vanish).... But it is not me to harm fellow non-flights. I will instead have you three come with me and redeem yourselves, and seek revenge against your flyer slave-masters! Or else I may have to make good of easing your suffering if you three are truely without reprouch."
  • The three cowerds shuddered and wimper in fear!
  • Mooseworth: "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of course, my liedge! We're, we're happy to serve! Right gentlemen?"
  • Twig: "Only so you won't hurt us!"
  • Bush: "We'll do anything?! Just don't kill us?!"
  • Figure: ".... Good..... Because cleansing the worlds of winged demons, esepically at my age, would be too daunting and too long of a task. I need to make myself practicly an immortal god to atthive this.... And I know of an anichent potion I learned from a legendary shaman of my tribe, that would help.... Tell me.... Do Phenoxes exist in this world? If so..... Where can I find a shaman like that of Africa?"
  • Mooseworth: "(Gulp), First off, yes, Phenoxes are of good supply here, secondly, if by "Af-a-Rica", you mean the Grasslands of Potamia, and.... I, hear talk a ryming Zebra lives around here somewhere."
  • Figure: "..... Then, (Eyes glow green)..... Take me, to this Rhyming Zebra......"
  • The trio gulped fearfully.

School of Friendship

  • Twilight was seen with Quartz.
  • Twilight: "If there is anything you need from us, don't ever be afraid to ask. And, try to mind Professor Buzzord's antics, he's a well intentioned but haphazord genius from Kludgetown. Mishaps like that are, kinda why he's here."
  • Quartz: "I can clearly see that. I'm surprised he didn't ended up blowing the school up by accsident."
  • Twilight: "(Quietly and deadpan) He came close though."
  • Quartz: "Huh?"
  • Twilight: Not important. Get comfortable. Class starts tomorrow. Break a leg... Wow, does that sound biased to say. (She left as Quartz put up her belongings).
  • Quartz: ".... Ya know, since I'm here, I may as well do some more exploring. (After putting everything up she skips out and starts exploring, watching the Clone Six talk while walking down, seeing Gaster teasing Ocellus harmlessly while blushing softly, Gallus flying above with Smolder, and takes a deep breath to peek in the pond seeing Silverstream playing in the underwater park and a submerged Sandbar in a kelp bush making out with Shore)... (She gets her head out of the water) Well... The others seem happy. (Sandbar bursts from the water gasping heavily for air)"
  • (Smolder): I WIN AGAIN!
  • (Gallus): DAMMIT!! I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE YOUR PART FISH OR SOMETHING!!
  • Sandbar: MY CUTIE MARK IS SEA TURTLES, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! AND STOP BETTING ON THIS!!!
  • Shore: YEAH!! IT KINDA KILLS THE MOOD!!!
  • Quartz quietly laughed at that as she moved on.
  • Quartz: These students would make this school have a good TV show. (Spike was seen comically flying around bumping into things as he accidentally splashed into the pond and splashed out as a pufferfish)
  • Quartz: Huh?
  • Shore: Geez, Spike, that was quite the cannonball. You don't need to show off.
  • Spike: (Changes back into a dragon) Ugh! I wasn't trying to show off. I was practicing my flight!
  • Gallus: "CLEARLY STILL NEEDS WORK!"
  • Spike: "GEE, GOOD EYE FOR DETAIL, GALLUS?! (Stomps off kicking a pebble into the water as he went inside grumbling!)...."
  • Shore: "..... Ya know Gallus, you can stand to be less mean-spirited to Spike."
  • Gallus: "Oh relax, Shoreline, his crankyness was because he crashed, we flyers all get it... Oh hey, you're the new kid."
  • Silverstream: Wanna come for a swim?
  • Quartz: No, I just... He can turn into a fish?
  • Shore: (Giggles as Sandbar blew bubbles) You mean Spike? Oh yeah, that's how he makes up for his underdeveloped amphibious nature. He doesn't really like that form though.
  • Quartz: I can imagine. Especially THAT kind of fish.
  • Gallus: He just had his molt recently and already he's having a hard time using his wings.
  • Quartz: Really? I had mine last month.... I guess I'd better go talk to him.
  • Shore: Take your time. (Bubbles appear around her as she saw Sandbar pretending to be a fish and giggles) Oh, Sandy, you are so funny. Alright. (She dives after him)
  • Gallus: Bet you another bit he-
  • Shore: (She pops out) Don't even think about it! (Dives back down)
  • Smolder:... Eh. Let's get Yona and head to Sugarcube Corner.
  • Gallus: AW YEAH, I CAN GO FOR MORE OF PINKIE'S TREATS!!!! (Smolder rolled her eyes at that).
  • Quartz went off to find Spike as the students went along their business.

Prop Closet

  • Quartz: (She notices Spike in the closet laying depressed)... Hey, kid? You okay?
  • Spike: Ugh, not now, Cozy. I'm not in the mood to- (Sees her)... Oh. It's just the new kid.... Never did get your name.
  • Quartz: Quartz. Quartz Fume. I'm... Almost past your age....... Hey, aren't you Princess Twilight's dragon assistant?
  • Spike: Yeah?
  • Quartz: Well, Smolder told me about your molt you had recently. Must've been some early-life crisis you had, huh?
  • Spike:... You could say that. Since I got these wings, I have been having a hard time using them.
  • Quartz: Pbbsssh, tell me about it. I just had MY first molt last month. (Shows off her wings) It wasn't any easier for me either. Not helping that I was in a hell of a predicament.
  • Spike: Uh, can you ease off on the language?
  • Quartz: Nothing is profane in the Dragon Lands, remember? Heck, you've probably learned every cussword at this point. Even dragons like me have a hard time in lands where language is frowned upon. It's kinda in our aggressive nature. Point is, my molt last month got me kicked out of home, not just for the odor, but because I was... Shall we say... An oddball.

Flashback

  • (Quartz): "You may've known about this overtly nice Changeling that became king?"
  • (Spike): "Well, yeah, that's Thorax."
  • (Quartz): "Well, I'm like him, but for dragon kind."
  • Quartz as a young dragon was seen admiring playing pony fillies from afar.
  • (Quartz): "I always felt like I was a pony trapped in a dragon's body."
  • The fillies found themselves in a position that their ball got taken by some older dragon teens, lead by a cobra-hooded dragon teen leader.
  • Cobra-hood Dragon teen: ".... Well well well, guys. What have we here?"
  • Stupid dragon teen that looked like a Monsterious Nightmare: "A bunch of baby color-inaccrate mules that strayed too far from that pony picnic park?!"
  • Another stupid dragon teen that looked like a Gronkle: "Really? I thought they were ponies."
  • A Smarter Dragon Teen that looked like a larged-jaw Garble: "THEY ARE PONIES, IDIOTS?!
  • Cobra-hood Dragon teen: "AHEM?! Point is..... What are we gonna do, about this?"
  • Stupid Dragon 1: "How's about, we show them how we dragons have fun?"
  • Stupid Dragon 2: "Duh, YEAH?!"
  • Smart Dragon teen: "Now that's more like it, num-nuts. What do you have in mind, Vemita?"
  • Vemita, the dragon teen leader: "Hmm, what's a girl to do?....."
  • Filly 1: "Um, can we, have our ball back?"
  • Vemita: ".... Ball?..... Oh sure! But you have to DODGE IT?! CAUSE IT'S DODGEBALL?! (Throws it at the first filly that hurts her)"
  • The Fillies scream and panic as the mean teens started to throw their own ball at them like jerks!
  • (Quartz): "I couldn't bare to watch those fillies get hurt by those creeps, so, I interviend!"
  • Quartz: "HEY YOU JERKS?! (The mean teens looked at Quartz)..... HOW'S ABOUT YOU TRY PICKING ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!"
  • Stupid Dragon 1: ".... Well it certainly can't be you!"
  • Stupid Dragon 2: "Yeah. Your too small, runt."
  • Vemita: "Or maybe you were going for.... (Aims the ball at Quartz) Someone your own spieces."
  • Quartz: "(Realises she was outsized and outgunned)..... Meep."
  • (Quartz): "And, I got my ass handed to me for it!"
  • Quartz got hit with the ball, then the dragon teens just started to beat her up, to the shock of the hidding fillies!
  • Vemita: "HOLD UP BOYS?! (The beating stopped as Quartz was injured)..... I think we have our qouta for today. And oh man, wait until the other dragons hear about this bitch defending ponies?!"
  • The jerks laughed as they flew off!
  • Filly 1: "(.... As she picked up her ball, she looked at Quartz)..... We're sorry we gotten you in trouble with your own kind...... But, thank you though. (The fillies turn and made a run for it before Quartz can say anything)...."
  • (Quartz): "Good as it was, and as much as those fillies saw good in me, I learned the hard way that there was a clear reason why Ponies and Dragons aren't hanging around to much. And boy, did my name as a dragon took a nosedive when Vemita told everyone about me."
  • Quartz: (All the dragons laughed at her as she got angry and went home) HMMPH!! F*****G JERKS!!
  • (Quartz): Sadly, even my own parents didn't approve. They told me if I didn't denounce this behavior, I'd be nothing to dragonkind.... But I couldn't help being like this. Nodragon out there wanted anything to do with me. The only ones that would accept me were the fillies I helped. Misty, Windy, and Sunny were so accepting to a non-pony like me. We hung out every night doing everything together.... I felt for a moment I belonged with them.... Until my dad caught me hanging out with them.
  • Quartz' Father: YOUNG LADY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE PONIES?!
  • Quartz: These are my friends, dad!
  • Quartz' Father: You stay away from them! They will try to taint you with their cheerful ways!
  • Quartz: That's not true, they're wonderful friends.
  • Quartz' Father: They are ponies! They don't follow the true path to survival! You are NOT to see them again, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I FORBID IT!!
  • Quartz:... (Looks sadly at them) Yes daddy.
  • Quartz' Father: Now get your shameful ass back home now! (Quartz walked away sobbing) And as for you three, if I EVER see you near my daughter again, I'll KILL you! (The Fillies zoomed off faster then before the father can blink).... Well..... Good riddance! (He leaves as the three started crying as they watched the loss of a friend in secret.)
  • (Quartz): After the worst spanking of my life, I was gravely angry. That awakened something inside me.... I began to molt. (She displays teeth, a deathly tongue, and a monstrous display of peeling skin)... I was in a state of violence and attacked even my own father as my molting got worse. I ended up getting my dad's wings eaten by a Tatzlwurm.... As punishment, they disowned me and threw me out, saying that I was nothing to them anymore.... (Quartz flew away as she cried hysterically)... I wanted to live with Misty, Windy, and Sunny...... But they moved. And I never found out where they went to since. It was likely they learned about my dad's threat and, likely their parents were worried dad could make good on it if they saw me again, so, they moved and made sure I couldn't be able to find them in fearing that dad would follow me if I did so. They were gone.... I was all alone.... No one would accept me... Nobody except Balista. She was the only one to take pity on me. Even cared for me.

Flashback ends.

  • Quartz: "Then Ember learned about me and, well, here I am."
  • Spike: "....Yikes. That, sounded like Ember has her work cut out to get dragons to better understand ponies."
  • Quartz: "Tell me about it. You got off easy. Ponies don't behaive like dragons, so you never have to worry about them leaving you, even after a predator attacks their homes."
  • Spike: "It also helped that the only predator around here was that Lowlands Roc, and I only ended up running into him. Also, when I had the molt, the worse I did was spontantious bursts of flames that happen on reflux. And the only casualties were flamable objects."
  • Quartz: "(Sighs), You really were the one that was lucky to have a less intense molt. The intensity of the molt depends greatly of emotions and feelings. And because that I was never happy with what my father did.... You can guess where this is going..... That is why, I feel like I'm a pony trapped in the dragon's body..... I hated how I gotten my wings?!"
  • Spike: ".... Whoa. Ya know, I may be miffed at the wings because they kept making me look like as much of a flight amatur as Twilight was when this ice pony momentarly crippled her flight, but with you, that sounded like you don't like to be a dragon."
  • Quartz: "Can you blame me? Even my own family were against me for protecting some ponies. They acted as if helping ponies was the greatest sin ever."
  • Spike: "Well, if Garble's opinions were anything to go by, and they are just that, opinions, it's likely because dragons are about being tough and stoic and proud, and they view ponies as.... Blunt oppisites of that."
  • Quartz: "Oh what, because ponies are nicer and more approuchable then dragons that means we have to hate them?"
  • Spike: "Well, just as much as it's also because not every pony is that nice or approuchable. At best, they fear and hide away from dragons, at worse..... Pred Judu Des."
  • Quartz implusively screamed!
  • Quartz: ".... Why did I screamed when you said that name? That's litterally the first time I heard of it!"
  • Spike: I'm sure you heard of him somewhere, from someone.
  • Quartz: "Well, depends, SHOULD I know about him?"
  • Spike: Well, where do you start with Pred Judu Des? (Quartz screamed again)
  • Quartz: Sorry. I screamed a second time.
  • Spike:... Seems like dragons were literally genetically imprinted to fear his name.
  • Quartz: Well who is he?
  • Spike: A mass murderer of non-ponies. He's not that much of a bad guy anymore and is much more honorable, but take it from me, he still has a fearsome reputation with non-ponies. Even Smolder gives him a bad look.
  • Quartz: Well with a name that's literally a play on 'prejudice', I can see why. He really must've been someone fierce if even I screamed at the end, yet this is like, the first time I known of him.
  • Spike: "Goes to show that's how infamous the Judu Des Clan was. But don't worry, he's grown to only going after Mythics that actselly are causing trouble, as opposed to him doing that to even so much as a Gnome picking a flower to sniff it."
  • Quartz: "Well, good thing I came to Equestria when Pred lost that part of his killer instincts then."
  • Spike: "Tch, nevermind the school founding if he kept that killer instinct. He would've been ESPEICALLY bad to us, even worse then Neighsay."
  • Quartz: "(Bemused as she Scoffed), Neighsay? That sounded like his parents wanted him to SOUND like he's a negitive nancy."
  • Spike: "Oh trust me, he's worse then that, and trust me, you'll be GLAD that he wasn't your first time interacting with Ponies! In thanks to the E.E.A. being under fear wars mindsets, Neighsay and certain others typically automaticly distrust the idea of inter-racial relations intergrating into schools like this, even if they're impourent, in fearing that they can't be trusted. Even if they're trusted allies."
  • Quartz: "Yeesh. Neighsay sounds like the kind of pony some of the other dragons, my parents included, THINK Ponies can be like at their worse. At their best.... They think ponies are abunch of cutsy happy go lucky morons that don't know what real suffering was like. Does that sound like they're jealious of Equestrian socity or what?"
  • Spike: "More like, it's Dragons thinking that Ponies have no sense of realisum, or don't understand that other nations don't have it so good and thus thinks ponies don't deserve that good luck. Or in Garble's case, Toxic Mascalinity."
  • Quartz: "Well, that Neighsay isn't still around, is he?"
  • Spike: "Aw don't worry, he's been locked up in the Black Staillian Asylum, a place where all purity tainted ponies go to have that fixed. For now, we don't have to worry about him again anytime soon."
  • Quartz: "Well, what about the other E.E.A. members?"
  • Spike: "Oh don't worry, alot of them look like law-abiding citizens. But hey, if some of them DO deside to cause trouble, we'll be ready. This school recently survived a threat from an obscure mythical misanomamied centaur monster and it survived the Vi-Tor fiasco, it can handle everything. (Distent crying was heard, followed by concern clamoring, as the two looked to see something that shocked them!) HOLY CELESTIA?!"

Front area of the shool.

  • The Shocked students and factily all look at the arriving and crying Skyceria as she was barely holding the unmoving body of Princess Prominade, missing her wings.
  • Smolder: "Awwwww, sick!"
  • Gallus: "..... Owch."
  • Yona: "Thank goodness in being a yak, we can stomich scenes of mass unplesentless like gore. Comes with the terratory of being a viking like culture and living in hostile tundras."
  • Ocellus: "(Holding back vomet) I think I'm gonna be sick."
  • Gaster: "Yeeech. And I thought the guts of a Black Mold Toad were nasty."
  • The Lougers were the first to respond, with the Main 7, and all gasped!
  • Donkey: "(Laughs nerviously), Is, is that blood? (Plops to the floor)."
  • Shore: "(Shudders), She looks like she was a victim of a particularly sadistic shark."
  • Silverstream: "Or she just came out of the Storm King's "Correctional" Facilities."
  • Sandbar: "Gees, man. What happened!"
  • Fairweather and Jewels fainted in shock!
  • Yakhalla: ".... That is not the work of a normal creature of Everfree."
  • Koningin: "Nor any normal beast. The wings were cut-off too cleanly."
  • Spiracle: "This perhaps the work of particularly cruel bandits?"
  • Spoonful: "Well I doubt they would still have their tiaras and jewelry if t'were the case."
  • Buzzord: "Ugh. She looked like she ran into Verko on a bad mood."
  • Entropy: "I'm calling it, an immigrant Japperwock did this! Happens all the time."
  • Electross: "Well it doesn't make sense that the child made it fine if it was the case."
  • University: "(Gasps apawn seeing this)..... What, happened?"
  • Twilight charged forth and arrived to Skyceria!
  • Twilight: "..... Skyceria, what.... What happened?"
  • Skyceria: "(Cries)..... A stranger, attacked her. His hands, began glowing green, turned into blades, and, and, and-"
  • Gallus: "Yeah the aftermath speaks for itself, kiddo. (Shore shoved Gallus with an angry huffed) Hey!"
  • Skyceria: "(Sniffles), I, I don't even know why?!"
  • Twilight comferts Skyceria.
  • Twilight: "There there. You're both safe now. Rainbow Dash, you need to take Prominade to the Hospital right away!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "ON IT?! (Grabs Prominade and zoomed off!)."
  • Twilight: "Starlight, take Skyceria into your office and comfert her. (Starlight was leading Skyceria off)."
  • Starlight: "It's okay, young miss. You're safe now."
  • Skyceria: "We, we did nothing wrong to him, and, he was calling me and my sister, "Sky Demons"! (Cries outloud as Starlight comferted her, as Crane began to adonned a shocked look)! I saw, that glare of his! HE LOOKED AS IF HE WANTED TO DO THE SAME WITH ME?!"
  • Crane: "..... (Quietly) Winger........"
  • Starlight: "It's okay, it's okay. You're far away from him now, he can't get you anymore."
  • Crane: "..... (Depressed) But for how long? (Skyceria and Starlight looked at Crane)..... Twilight, I want you to send off a national alarm for every flight capable creature in Equestria, tell them that all skies are no flight zones, get Celestia to enforce it if that's a problem!"
  • Twilight: "But-"
  • Crane: "JUST DO IT IF YOU VALUE FLIGHT, YOU MORONIC DUMB BOOKWORM?!"
  • Everyone gasped!
  • Icky: "..... Jesus H. Christ, Crane!"
  • Crane: ".... Just, trust my word into this, whoever did it to Prominade, is likely to victimise another flyer! Just go out and do it for everyone's sake!"
  • Twilight: ".... Well, given how serious you sound, I'll.... I'll notify Celestia. (Teleports off)....."
  • Tigress: "..... Crane, start talking. You sounded particularly concerned about this-"
  • Crane: "Yakhalla, how well do you know about Phenoxes?"
  • Yakhalla: "Above the average concenus, yes."
  • Crane: ".... Then I need you to come with me to where Spike's Pet Peewee resides, it's impourent we get there before he does!"
  • Yakhalla: "But, why though-"
  • Crane: "JUST TRUST ME, OKAY?! (Swoops up the surprised Yakhalla and flew off before anyone can stop him)...."
  • Spoonful: "..... Not meaning to be rude, misfits, but..... Your friend seems.... Uppity."
  • Buzzord: "Well, it's as if our assilent to the Peryton Princess has a personal history with him."
  • Viper: "..... I'm worried that Crane knows something about this problem that we don't."
  • Po: "But how? This is something that happened in Equestria!"
  • Shifu: ".... Well let's pay attention to that the youngling said that the assilent's hands turned green.... I'm worried that the threat, isn't a native one. (Starlight was already proceeding to take Skyceria in)..... We need more answers.... Po, I want you and the remainder of the five to track down Crane and Yakhalla. (Po and the remaining Furious Five charged off) The rest of us will need to stay here and protect the students."
  • Gallus: "Seriously? We don't need you guys to babysit us!"
  • Icky: "Kiddo, consider what happened to that flying deer princess! That, can just as much, happen to you! And think how much this will desistate your family if this guy nailed ya as well!"
  • Gallus: "We beaten Segeregago or whatever it was just fine!"
  • Spoonful: "Young man, that was only because you mastered the ability to not give into fear."
  • Electross: "Master Gallus, it's one thing to master fear. It's another to go against a threat we don't even know greatly about. Espeically if one of the Lougers had a severe panic attack over it. If a Louger's afraid of something, that's a pretty good indicator that it has to be taken seriously."
  • Gallus: "But-"
  • Rarity: "No butts, young man! This is one call to action that has to remain, unanswered to you young ones!"
  • Gallus: "You seriously don't trust us to handle ourselves?"
  • Rarity: We're trying to protect you!
  • Ocellus: Miss Rarity, that's not enough. We are perfectly capable of handling this threat. (Transforms into a colossal Tarasque)... Is THIS not good enough?!
  • Gaster: A tarasque? Child's play. (Turns into a vicious D&D Kamadan as the multiple snake heads hissed)... Eh, not enough. (Turns into a Chupacabra similar to the one in the Return of Chrysalis comic)... STILL not enough. Let's see... (Turns into countless mythical creatures)
  • Ocellus: Well somechangeling's indecisive.
  • Gaster: (got peeved and gained a Queen Chrysalis head) Don't start with me!
  • Ocellus: YIPE! Okay, point taken!
  • Yona: Miss Rarity, this is an outrage. I think you'll find we CAN defend ourselves. Not sure that we can trust you if you can't try us.
  • Lord Shen: "Young ones, it's not that we doubt your abilities, we just believe that this could be the kind of threat you're not yet ready for. What happened with (Sternly to Gallus) Segrego, (Back to everyone else), was purely good fortune smiling your way and that the beast didn't counted on your impressive fearlessness for you age. And that Equestrian native threats tend to have a predictable theme, whether based on negitive traits like fear or straight up darkness and all you typically need is the right counter trait or an obscure artifact buildt to combat it, or they're like Discord, or that non-powerful villains are usually idiotic, under-or-overcompdient, architypical, tropey, clishe bad guys! Native threats are one thing, but based on Crane's reaction..... The assilent that harmed the Peryton Princess.... It doesn't feel like, they belong here. And before you say anything, this isn't likely the work of our usual threats, because.... EVEN THE DAMN LEAGE ARE NOT THAT CRUEL, UNLESS THEY'RE DARKSPAWN EVIL?! AND EVEN THEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POOR FOOL ISN'T CONSISTENT TO DARKSPAWN SYTILES OF MUTILATION, IN THAT IT WAS CLEANLY CUT?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Trust me kids, Darkspawn are usually INTENTIONALLY sloppy gorers! They do so for typical demonic pleasure!"
  • Pinkie: "(Deadpan) Did you really need to share that?"
  • Lord Shen: "It is purely meant to be compairson notes!"
  • Icky: "Look, point is, kids, the idea is that this isn't exactly a threat we know too much for now. You got lucky with a guy like Segrego because you got to LEARN how the guy works. The psyco who did, what we all saw..... Well given how freaked out Crane was to the point he shouted at Twilight, and even insulted her, that guy must sound like he's Storm King levels of dangerious! So maybe it's best you kids get inside your dorms and sit this one out."
  • The Students begrudently obeyed and left for their dorms.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Well, now that's settled. Let's interview the Younger Peryton. See if she can offer more explanation."
  • Rarity: "The poor thing is likely still a wreck."
  • Applejack: "Well given that she had to drag her comatosed sister's body all the way here, I would've been surprised if she was still cheery from that."
  • Shifu: "True, but she could hold infomation on where the attack took place, so we can better understand the situation."
  • Electross: "Fair point, but, it doesn't look like the poor thing's gonna be willing to relive the ordel anytime soon."
  • Spoonful: "Indeed. Poor thing looked worse off then pretty much every child living in Klugetown."
  • Entropy: "No kidding. There's nothing harder to work with, then a child under trauma-shock. Most folks like her would rather forget ordels like that."
  • The group went on.

Peewee's Nesting Sight

  • Yakhalla: (He and Crane arrived)... Alright, so... What do Phoenixes have to do with Promenade's lost wings?... And what in The Odinyak's name is with you, man?!
  • Crane: "Look, I can't explain too much. All I can say is that it's likely the assilent would seek out the Phenoxes. Primarly their feathers."
  • Yakhalla: "Phenox feathers? Hmm. Well, yes, I would imagine so, given that they're a favertie ingredigent for your typical immortlaity potions, but apart from obvious reasons, why else would this wing slicer seek out Phenoxies?"
  • Crane: ".... Cause it's likely that, dispite his powers keeping him young on the inside, on the outside, he's becoming old. He wants a means to become immortal so old age never stops his mad quest."
  • Yakhalla: "So this is to imply that the assilent isn't doing this out of serial intent, but rather because he has a goal for what he's doing?
  • Crane: "Look, you just need to trust me that we can't afford to let him, or anything or anyone suspitious, get to these phenoxes! If he is even able to get so much as a measly fluff feather from a baby, there'll be no stopping him!"
  • Yakhalla: "Well given that this place is likely the Phenoxes' home and that they're not domesitcated, it isn't like they'll agree to even a comtemporary leave for our convinence."
  • Crane: "But I do know such a phenox from a friend. Spike's temporary pet Peewee..."
  • Yakhalla: ".... Not, exactly a very graceful name for a bird spieces famed for self-reserection."
  • Crane: "Yeah, undigifived names are a commen theme here. (Sees Peewee with a potaintional mate)... Aw good, there he is. Thankfully, I once borrowed a book from Twilight about communicating with native avians in Equestria. Figured it would come in handy when Fluttershy isn't around. Now, be warned that my Phenox is abit rusty, so, expect some very loud, very embarrising squawks and screeches. Ahem. (Breaths in), EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! (All the Phenoxes of the nesting area, not just Peewee and his mate, saw Crane making that embarrising sound as Yakhalla facepalmed in embarisment) EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Master Crane, please, what exactly are you trying to accomplish?!"
  • Crane: "(Raspy voice) I'm trying tp speak Phenox."
  • Yakhalla: ".... You know, while they are unsentient, they're perfectly capable to understabnd english! They're intelligent birds after all! That's why they're kept as pets!"
  • Crane: "..... (Raspy) Well I just gave myself contemporary laryngitis for nothing." (Peewee chuckled)
  • Yakhalla: "Ugh, let me handle this since you made a laughingstock of yourself. Ahem.... Can I ask for the attention of a, "Peewee"."
  • Peewee happly squacked and flew up to the duo.
  • Crane: "(Clears his throat).... (Raspyish voice) Peewee, I need you to fine this flock's alpha and tell him that he has to make the Phenoxes migrate somewhere else from the area. (Peewee squacked inquivitively) Well, let's just say that there's this really dangerious guy that aims to use your feathers to give himself immortality in being physically old but externally young by foreboding powers. And it would not be good if he has a good supply of phenoxies to pick from to make this happen. Just, trust me on this okay. (Peewee squacked). WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S AFTER MATING SEASON WHERE A LOT OF PHENOXIES ARE HAVING FAMILIES NOW?!"
  • Yakhalla: "He means that in due that a lot of recently mated Phenoxies have already laid eggs, a sudden migration would be, too inconvinent. I'm afraid the Phenoxies won't migrate anytime soon."
  • Crane: ".... DAMN IT?! NOW WINGER'S GONNA HAVE NO PROBLEMS GETTING THIS GUYS?!"
  • Yakhalla: "I'm sorry, "Winger"? Is that suppose to be our assilent?"
  • Crane: ".... CRAP?! Look, I'll explain about that in good time- (Squawks of distress are heard)."
  • Hidden away, Crane, Yakhalla and Peewee looked to see Twig, Bush, and Mooseworth capturing some Phenox familes with a collection of hired Orc Mercs and a sofisicated Wingless Dragon Spieces.
  • Mooseworth: "Move quickly, gents! Your ever wrathful employer expects these birds captured and ready for use for the captured Zebra Shawoaman, Zecora, to make for his desired potion."
  • Wingless Drake: "And your sure he'll pay us well, old friend?"
  • Mooseworth: "Sir Nonwings, my faverite mercenary boss tycoon Wingless Drake, which seems like a stupid introductory thing to say when I say it out loud, I promise you that I will handle the payment personally. Trust me. I seen your main hirer, and... Believe me, even your toughest orc, would fear him."
  • Sir Nonwings: "(Chuckles), Sounds like you got with the wrong king of person. I always figured you were the nice guy, Mooseworth. Or did you finally got tired of that retard flying deer Prominade?"
  • Mooseworth: "This arrangement is not entirely by choice, Nonwings! He indentured me and these two dumb bucks, into this service, because I didn't had the nerve to let him harm young Skyceria, who I deemed to be Prominade's, "Better Half", to be polite. He didn't, fancy me, interupting his "Hunt"."
  • Sir Nonwings: "Well that was awfully ballsy of him to slice off a Peryton's wings like he did. Not only did her enabling parents overly loved that worthless idiot gusied up as a beloved princess, but Perytons are NETOURIOUS ETCHISTS! They are NOT fans of dismemberment of any kind, ESPEICALLY TO SOMETHING AS SACRED TO THEM AS WINGS! The King Espeically would want to exicute him for that."
  • Mooseworth: "Oh believe me, this, madman, isn't scared of King Evergreen. And after what he did to Prominade, I can easily see why! He pinned the poor girl down like a professional! This is obviously not a first time to him! It's like, he hunted flying creatures before!"
  • Sir Nonwings: "Well either way, I can already imagining the spectile of how Equestria would react to see a wing slicer running amock in Equestria! Flyers would go into a frenzy worthy of giving Draconquui a hard on for how chaotic this mess would be! Heck, imagine the beauty of it, if he got to the Princesses and chopped their wings off?! I could already imagine their love ones crying at what happened to their beloved leaders being clipped!"
  • Mooseworth: ".... You know, Nonwings, your troubling sadistic love for suffering is why Skyceria is concerned for my well being around you!"
  • Sir Nonwings: "Oh come now, Moosey. You know I kid, but yet, have a good point. Now, worry more about over-seeing, and I worry, about imagining the fun madness your new friend is gonna bring. (Mooseworth went on to resume his part as Nonwings chuckled sadisticly)."
  • Yakhalla: ".... (Quietly) Even an idiot would clearly see that these men are in allience to your, "Winger"."
  • Crane: ".... We need to stop them. So, here's the plan- (A shadow looms over the group).... Oh.... Crap. (Crane, Yakhalla, and Peewee turned to see an Elephantaur (Elephant-Minotaur), right behind them).... (Pulls his hat down in fear in not wanting to look at the Elephantaur, who grabs him and Yakhalla, while the trunk grabbed Peewee) AGGHH?!"
  • Elephantuar: "GUM-NUM GOT INTRUDERS?! (Gets out with them) GUM-NUM GOT INTRUDERS, NON-NON?!"
  • Sir Nonwings: "Very GOOD, Gum-Num! (Brings out a bag of peanuts) You get some peanuts now!"
  • Gum-Num the Elephantaur lets go of the three as the Orc Mercs quickly grabbed Crane, Yakhalla, and Peewee who quickly gets caged!
  • Sir Nonwings: "(To the duo) And look what the Impure Elephantaur dragged in. One of the Lougers, and the once infamous Yakotaur.... I'm a big fan of your work. The years of suffering you placed on Yaks.... Beautiful."
  • Yakhalla: ".... You, are not, of sound mind."
  • Sir Nonwings: "And you are obviously passé. But believe me.... Our employer who asked for the capture of these silly firebirds.... I expect big things from him. (Chuckles malciously).
  • Mooseworth: "(Starts panicing) Oh no oh no oh no! If one of the Furious Five are here, that means the other lougers, even if it's just Po and the rest of his coup, are already on their way?! OH THIS IS A DISHASTOR, MY LIFE IS GOING TO FALL APART!? THE KING AND QUEEN WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR THIS, THEY'LL NEVER LISTENED THAT I DIDN'T WANTED ANY OF THIS AND-"
  • Sir Nonwings: "Oh calm down, Moosey..... We'll just have to make sure.... They're never heard from again. (Readys his claws)."
  • Twig: "Isn't that, unethical?"
  • Bush: "He's a tycoon leader of mercenaries, what did you expect?"
  • Sir Nonwings picked up a rock and scracthed it, to deminstraight his claw lethality, as the rock falls apart in halves.
  • Yakhalla: ".... Master Crane, I'm afraid to say that coming here by only ourselves was a costly mistake."
  • Crane: "I ONLY TOOK YOU BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS CAPABLE OF MAKING AN ANTITDOTE TO THE IMMORTALITY POTION IN AN EVENT I WASN'T ABLE TO STOP HIM?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Well I'm afraid this mad drake will make sure that never comes to pass now! He's clearly an individual that leaves no survivers!"
  • Sir Nonwings: "Oh, I'm worse then that..... I play with my victims, I don't let them die right away. I prolonge, suffering!"
  • Crane: ".... (To Mooseworth) You're not gonna let him do this, are you?"
  • Mooseworth: ".... (Sadly) I'm sorry.... But, I don't, want to risk having my life ruin with the fall from graces with the King and Queen of the Perytons. I can't stomich that more then I can't stomich letting Nonwings kill a respected hero. I, I can't afford to lose my family's respected legacy!"
  • Yakhalla: "I can't promise that cowerding away from paying amends wouldn't make it worse on you. One often meets their undesired desteny in trying to avoid it."
  • Sir Nonwings: "Enough with the chat, gentlemen.... It's time for my faverite sympathy.... SCREAMS OF PAIN?! (Was about to get to harming Crane and Yakhalla as he was interupted by a familier cheer!).... Huh?"
  • ???: "HERE COMES THE THUNDER!"
  • The Orc Mercs look to see Po and the rest of the five charging!
  • Sir Nonwings: ".... Oh joy.... More fun..... Gum Num? Go play."
  • Gum Num trumpted as he picked up a large block made of rock and charged at the group!
  • Monkey: "INCOMING BIG GUY?!"
  • Tigress: "Because there's ALWAYS a giant idiot to face!"
  • Gum-Num: TAKE THAT BACK!!!! (Throws the rock as they dodged)
  • Po: WHOA, IS THAT AN ELEPHANT MINOTAUR?!? THIS WORLD IS COOL AS KUNG FU!!!!
  • Gum-Num: GUM-NUM SMASH YOU!!!!
  • Po:... (They all laughed) YOUR NAME IS GUM-NUM?!? OH MY YINGLONG, HOW CHEAP CAN THESE NAMES GET?!
  • Gum-Num: GUM-NUM WILL NOT BE LAUGHED AT!!!! (He charges quickly as Po couldn't get out of the way fast enough and was smashed into a rock)
  • Po:... Owch!... Okay that owch was too weak, OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
  • Crane: (Frees himself and Yakhalla from the Orc Mercs) WHERE IS WINGER?!?
  • Tigress: Winger?
  • Sir Nonwings: You cannot make us talk even if you could. He's pretty merciless.
  • Crane: I know..... My dad fought him once.
  • Po: What?
  • Other Furious Five: What?!
  • Yakhalla: WHAT?!
  • Peewee: Wrawk?
  • Viper: THE ASSILENT IS FROM OUR WORLD?!?
  • Crane: ".... AW THANKS FOR EXPOSING MY QUIET MISSION, ASSHOLE?!"
  • Sir Nonwings: "(Laughs), That revelation sounded like it inconvinced you! Yessss. Let that anger motivate you to MAKE ME SUFFER?!"
  • Crane: "BUDDY, YOU NEED A DAMN GOOD PSYCIATRIST, NOT A BEATING?!"
  • Gum-Num: GUM-NUM WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!! (He hurls multiple rocks at the dodging heroes)
  • Yakhalla: "(While fighting off Mercs as Crane fights Sir Nonwings) Master Crane, after this, you have a DUE explanation for this!"
  • Mooseworth, Twig and Bush began to cowerdly escape with the captured Phonexes, with Peewee among them!
  • Sir Nonwings: "Men, make sure Mooseworth and the two nitwits escape with those Phonexes! (Some Orc Mercs went to protect the fleeing trio!)"
  • Mantis: "GET THAT MOOSE?!"
  • Po: WE'RE A LITTLE TIED UP HERE!! (They were busy fighting the forces as Mantis signed and took care of them quickly)
  • Mantis: I may be a mantis, but I sting like killer bees.
  • Mooseworth: WE GET THAT- *Crack* YAH!!!! (Whines) That hurt?!
  • Gum-Num: (The heroes finished him quick once they dealt with the other mercs)... Gum-Num so embarrassed.
  • Crane, after a difficult fight, was able to pin down Sir Nonwings at last!
  • Sir Nonwings: "..... Well, looks like for once, an employer might not be happy with me. And make no mistake. Just as much as he would not look kindly on me for a failed delivery.... He woundn't be so kind to you for being why I failed to make a delivery."
  • Crane: ".... When I'm done with him.... His day's about to get worse. (Knocks Nonwings out!)."

Later...

  • Po: (As the Phoenix families were freed and recovered and the bad guys were tied up)... Alright, they're not going anywhere.
  • Tigress: Now Crane, before we interrogate these guys, we need to ask... WHY WOULD YOU WITHHOLD A NATIVE THREAT OF OUR WORLD FROM US?!
  • Crane: It's personal for me. I have to stop him from becoming immortal. (Starts flying away, but Tigress jumps up and throws him back to the group) Wha- HEY! I have to do this alone! (Starts flying away again, with the same result) Okay... I wasn't ready that time.
  • Po: Don't feel bad, Crane. You know she did the same thing to me.
  • Viper: Guys, don't.
  • Tigress: "Explain, now!"
  • Crane: ".... Look, try to understand, this is something, that's GREATLY personal to me, okay?! None of you, were meant to know about it until that Suffer-Happy psyco forced me to blert it out!"
  • Yakhalla: ".... Very well. (Magicly traps Crane in a cage)..... Then we are staying here until you are motivated to talk."
  • Crane grumbled and sat down and Gum-Num laughed until Po slapped him across the face.
  • Monkey: ".... Welp. I guess we're setting up camp."

School of Friendship

  • Gallus: Well, this is pretty bogus!
  • Yona: I'm going to try my hardest to ignore your use of the word 'bogus'.
  • Shore: "Gallus, look, they're not wrong in telling us to stay out of it. We don't exactly know Prominade's attacker all that well. We could end up like her. Well, the those of us with wings, anyway."
  • Silverstream: "Yeah, I, have to agree. I sensed alot of bad vibes when I saw Prominade in her state."
  • Gallus: "Guys, we fought, an obscure monster of the fear wars, ATHOUNDSON TIMES SCARIER THEN SOME RANDOM MUTILATOR?! AND WE WEREN'T EVEN SCARED OF THAT?!"
  • Ocellus: "That was only because we learned from his cave on what Segrego was. I, kinda doubt we would be able to learn about a random limb slicer so easily."
  • Sandbar: "Besides, Gallus. The last time we desided to shirk the rules, it almost got the school closed down by Neighsay. Based on what happened to Prominade.... Well, it be a real mellow harsher."
  • Smolder: "Look, I hate to admit it, Gallus, but I have to admit, that flying deer got nailed, BAD, by that guy! I would imagine that it would end poorly for us too if we were stupid enough to try and go after him. Besides, even if we survived, or even won, Twilight would put us into detention for disobeying rules."
  • Gallus: "Et tu, Smoldy? Et Tu?"
  • Gaster: "Pffft! You guys are jokes! Just do what I do when I want something. Just freaking do it."
  • Gallus: "How sad is it when I end up having the local asshole agreeing with me?"
  • Gaster: "Here me out, wiseguy. It's not gonna be enough to get the adults to realise that your not helpless larva, just because ya beaten some obscure mythical beast. They clearly only ruled that as dumb luck. But, if we can nail that assilent guy, AND without having to learn too much about 'im, that should get the adults realise that we're not larva."
  • Gallus: ".... Again, kinda sad that an asshole agrees with me here."
  • Shore: "Don't forget that Pharynx had him placed here for a reason. He has an issue with being trouble-making. Alchourse he's going to suggest going against the teachers and the Lougers, he's gone against adults his entire life."
  • Gaster: "Would you rather look like your cowerds to any next would-be victims to the wing-slicing psyco? If ya seen horror movies, even with a warning in place, not everyone's gonna take it seriously, and/or athority figures are often the guys that still have to be out to look for the nut to begin with. And since he clearly has no respect for athroity when he nailed that Prominade bimbo, he's clearly not gonna be picky about who he nails next as long as they have wings. And who's to say the Lougers or even Team Rainbow Power can be able to beat the guy?"
  • Shore: "It's not a matter of being a cowerd, it's a matter of obedience. And not being obedient to the suggestions of our superiors would look like we don't take friendship seriously. And that would end up making Neighsay look like he's right."
  • Gaster: "Then ask me this, Ariel. Would you sleep at night, knowing that if this psyco nailed someone who really didn't asked for it, like, a little pegacious pony that finally just learned to fly, and then just when she/he were about to enjoy it, WAM! Wings cutted off like pieces of butter with a hot knife! Isn't it a horrorable feeling to know you could've prevented it?"
  • The Students become conflicted and/or worried about it.
  • Shore: "... Well, the warning will be in effect to prevent that, so-"
  • Gaster: "Keep in mind that this filly could be of isolated home in the woods or something. They might not even know about it before it's too late."
  • Shore: "(Finally gives in after being congured by unpleasent images).... Say you make a great point. It isn't like the Lougers or any of the teachers would let us leave anyway. They're very clear about not having us get involved."
  • Gaster: Well they could use all the help they can get. What IF the threat is too slick? They'd need it.
  • Silverstream: And what exact use would we be that would be better than misfits who got their stones handed to them?
  • Gaster: No idea. But you could easily surprise yourselves. Silver here DOES have the ability to sense and undo magical ailments, AND has been working on her family's empathic abilities.
  • Silverstream: True.
  • Gaster: Sandbar can hold his breath underwater for a long time through his cutie mark talent of caring for sea animals, which may or may not include his romance with Shore.
  • Smolder: Best time is 6 minutes.
  • Gallus: If you ask me, Shore might have cast a spell on his lungs to give them monstrous capacity.
  • Shore: Would you really be surprised if I did? I have little experience in magic. If I didn't, I could make my Sandy Dollar a seapony. But since Queen Novo is still upset at Twilight's actions, I'm not even allowed to have one of her Pearl Fragment necklaces for him.
  • Sandbar: Wait, she shattered her own Pearl?
  • Shore: No, she just made a duplicate and shattered THAT.
  • Gaster: Well whatever. Ocellus here has shown his share of manliness once in a while.
  • Ocellus: I'm a girl! We've gone over this!
  • Gaster: Oh, take a joke, will you, Bright Eyes? ("(Chuckles) Those pretty eyes are so hard to ignore.") Point being you can shapeshift into Godzilla and stomp a mudhole in that assailant's asshole, if you could just drop your p***y attitude.
  • Ocellus: OH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT EVEN IF I WASN'T A P***Y!!!
  • Gaster: Yona? You're a yak, and one of the smartest at that.
  • Yona: Yeah, but remember I am not flawless. Remember that I almost drowned because three of our teachers were competitively unagreeable and got me both knocked out of the canoe, AND OUT OF DUMB CONVENIENCE MY PRESERVER COAT WAS TORN OFF BY A MEASELY BRANCH! And like I told you during the purple stuff leak, I, CAN'T, SWIM!!!
  • Gaster: Pheh! Some smart yak you turned out to be.
  • Yona: UH, EVEN IF I WAS AS SMART AS UNCLE YAKBRAIN, I STILL COULDN'T SWIM. YAKS ARE TERRIBLE SWIMMERS!!! BEING SMART DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE PHYSICALLY STRONGER!!! YONA OUGHTA SMASH PUNY BUG PONY!!!!!
  • Gaster: "Careful, I might tell your uncle that you talked like a typical Yak, and we ALL know that with him being a smartass yak, he would HATE that!"
  • Yona: "DON'T, YOU, DARE?! I AM NOT AFRAID TO BOP YOU IF I CAN CATCH YOU?!"
  • Gaster: You want me to turn into an Am Fear and we settle this from there?
  • Yona:.... No.
  • Gaster: Good. And as for Gallus and Smolder? You're a dragon and griffin. You'll be awesome no matter what.
  • Smolder: And don't you f*****g forget it!
  • Shore: Well even if that's true, we're still not defying Princess Twilight's orders. It's better to be safe than to be sorry. You can go now, Gaster.
  • Gaster:... Okay, fine. You guys can stay here like, (Points to Sandbar and Shore) A typical horror movie couple, (points to Yona) A scared hairball, (points to Gallus) a walking pile of ruffled feathers, (To the others) And cowards if you want. But I'm going to help them, and you can't stop me. (shapeshifts into a ladybug and flies away in a huff)....
  • Gallus: "..... Yo, Gaster, wait up. (Goes out)."
  • Smolder: "..... We, are so getting detention. (Flies forword)."
  • Yona: ".... I'm only coming along to not disgrace my yak heritage by being a cowerd! (Charges off)."
  • Ocellus and Silverstream looked at eachother and charged off as well.
  • Sandbar: "..... Ughh, can you believe those guys?"
  • Shore: "..... Sand, we may as well go, but not to encourage Gaster's bluff, but to keep them from getting hurt."
  • Sandbar: "(Deadpan) Saw that coming. (The two get up and moved to follow the group)."

Starlight's office.

  • Skyceria was still wimpering as Starlight was doing the best she can to comfert her.
  • The Lougers and the remane 4 enter.
  • Fluttershy: "Oh the poor thing...."
  • Icky: ".... So, Star, I, take it making the kid feel better's a work in progess?"
  • Rainbow Dash: (she came back) It'd better be.
  • Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash! How's Promenade?
  • Rainbow Dash: The folks at the hospital managed to get her hooked up to life support and said they'll get to work on keeping the wounds closed. She's in good hooves.
  • Skyceria: "(Sniffles).... But she'll be miserable when she comes through. Her wings are her pride and joy. She'll never be happy without them."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Young one, we'll, see about recovering those wings, but we can't promise that your sister will have her flight back after that."
  • Skyceria: "(Sniffles).... That's, what Mother Ent is for. Mother Ent is a benevolent healing Ent that can fix anything. She could save Prominade's wings."
  • Missing Link: "Well no problem. We'll notify the parents and-"
  • Skyceria: "PLEASE DON'T?! Then mommy and daddy will become incredably sad from this! Without her wings, Prominade can't be princess. And I would have to become new heir, which means..... I can't come here anymore, and on my first day."
  • Starlight: "Oh dear. Well, I'm sorry, but.... They're likely to find out anyway, because with Twilight going out to have Canterlot set out a no fly alarm..... I doubt Celestia would uphold impourent infomation from your parents, espeically if your sister got hurt."
  • Fluttershy: "But at least they'll bring Mother Ent to help."
  • Skyceria: "But what if that, monster, is never captured?! If that psycotic creature remains loose, my parents won't feel safe with me here!? Even if my sister recovers, my parents won't feel safe with me a place near a creature like, that thing?! And, I'm worried, other flight capable creatures won't feel safe too!"
  • Gilda: ".... Your saying that if that guy's not stopped, the other students might get dragged back into their homelands because of it?"
  • Skyceria: "Yes, and then it'll turn into that even non-flying races become worried too, because the flyers are worried, and then the school will lose all students.... And it'll be my fault?! (Cries), I brought news to you all?! I, I'm gonna be respondable to why Equestria and other nations get isolated?! (Cries)....."
  • Applejack: "Don't ya think that's abit too worse case scenario?"
  • Rarity: "Applejack.... Let's remember that the representives took the racial students home, BECAUSE OF RACIST REMARKS! Do you SERIOUSLY want to have faith that the representives, reguardless of flight cabailities or not, wouldn't fear for their children's safety, BECAUSE OF A MYSTERIOUS MANIAC?!"
  • Applejack: "..... Oops."
  • Icky: "YEAH, OOPS?! The Representives are gonna lose their collective S***S?!"
  • Puss: Ayeayeaye!
  • Rainbow Dash: No kidding. I've met King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia during a mission to Cervia with Fluttershy. The deer there are very in touch with nature and can be very overprotective on it, to the point where they have quite the overpopulation problem which is why places like Thicket and many other Deerlands exist. Deer like Bramble are very clingy to nature and consider tearing down trees murder. Evergreen and Paulownia would flip in the air multiple times if they heard their daughter was maimed. The Perytons are actually mountain dwellers capitalized in Mount Borges in charge of rain in the Deerlands. You do not want to tick off even the stags or bucks. The does are passive enough. Peryton males are WAY worse. I ended up picking a fight with some turd nugget named Peak Gust and he DESTROYED me.
  • Icky: Thank you for the tedious education about the Peryton race, Professor Egghead!
  • Rainbow Dash: You're welcome, Dr. Loudmouth!
  • Skyceria: Girls, this is serious! My parents and any other race out there would be distraught about this.
  • Applejack: Princess, we have dealt with way worse than this. We don't usually take it too seriously because it's just another walk in the park for us heroes. Whatever sick varmint is behind this will be dealt with soon.
  • Skyceria: "I'm not so sure about it. He showed up so fast and moved so quick. He was like, some kind of speed demon. And I saw his eyes, they..... They looked like, he was robbed of his empathy. It was like his heart was wounded so greatly that, he became this, this.... Monster."
  • Icky: ".... Well, safe bet that he isn't doing this for the lols, but rather because of some self-proclaimed grand purpose."
  • Skyceria: "He said something about, wanting to "Cleanse the Universes of all Flying Demons", and that a Black Pony was respondsable for him being here."
  • Shifu: "I was afraid of this. Our assilent is not of Equestria."
  • Iago: "And that Wicked Dark desided to be a BITCH AGAIN!"
  • Skyceria: "He, he, he was able to turn his hands into blades, with strange green glows that ended up getting my sister's stupid attention!"
  • Icky: "Alchourse, the classic Deer-to-headlights trope, I mean, alchourse the dumb broad would end up being lolled into those lights!"
  • Gazelle: "Hey now! That's an offensive steriotype created because deers with mental disabilities often end up get attracted to shiny things and bright lights."
  • Icky: It's a hard truth for unsentient animals, Gazzy, live with it.
  • Gazelle: And you're saying that sentient deer DO?
  • Icky: ".... Hey, kid, does you sister-"
  • Skyceria: "Autisum and ADHD...... And would you believe, SHE got to be heir to the throwne?"
  • Squidward: ".... I don't think someone of her mental illnesses would be good leadership material."
  • Skyceria: "It's because my parents don't want her to feel like she's unloved because of that! That's why she'd been made the Peryton people's most beloved princess and why I have to live in her shadow! And why I need to attend this school to learn how to cope with a mentally defected blowhard sister!"
  • Rarity: "Sweetie, you have sister issues, do you?"
  • Skyceria: "What? No! Sister issues would imply that I hate Skyceria!"
  • Applejack: "But you admit that you struggle to get her to notice you, therefore other folks barely notice you."
  • Skyceria: "..... I don't wanna sound envious of her, but..... SHE ALWAYS HAD ALL THE ATTENTION BECAUSE MOM AND DAD FEEL BAD FOR HER MENTAL HEALTH?! IT ALMOST GOT TO THE POINT THAT MOM AND DAD BARELY EVEN REMEMBER I AM A THING?! Mooseworth, our Majordomo, ended up being more of a father to me then my actual dad. But now, I was forced to leave him behind to save Prominade, and, I don't know if he's even still alive. I, I'm not sure if I even want to know!"
  • Shifu: "..... Where did you encounter the assilent?"
  • Skyceria: "On a path in Everfree, I'd remember that it was part of the forest where it was primarly oak trees, a couple of red pines, and one dead great oak at a incoming fork in the path that would've lead to either Ponyville or Hoofville."
  • Lord Shen: "Thank you young one. Now we have a chance to investigate this. (To the remane 5) Ladies, I need you to stay with the other faculty and make sure the students don't try anything smart or risky, and wait for Twilight's return so she can put this place in a magic lockdown to incrise the safety."
  • The five soluted and trotted off!
  • Lord Shen: "Lougers, it's now our turn to do our part. To Everfree! (The Lougers charged off!)....."
  • Skyceria wimpered.
  • Starlight: ".... Would you feel better if I just take you to your room?"
  • Skyceria: "..... Yes, I, I would like that."

Meanwhile...

  • Gaster: (He buzzed across the slow-moving environment as a ladybug until he found Ocellus and the other students)
  • Ocellus: Hey, Gaster.
  • Gaster:....
  • Ocellus: Yeah, I know it's you. I can sense the presence of other Changelings even in other forms. It's kind of our own alienated extrasensory perception, you know.
  • Gaster: (Shapeshifts) Ugh! Alright, you got me.
  • Gallus: UGH! THERE YOU ARE! YOU GOTTA DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A BIGGER BUG, GASTER! Nobody can really find you as a ladybug.
  • Gaster: UH, GA-DOIIIII, THAT'S THE POINT!!! Ya know, SO I DON'T GET CAUGHT?!
  • Silverstream: "That is a fair argument."
  • Gaster: "Anyway, what do you guys want?"
  • Sandbar: We're here to help you.
  • Gaster: Oh, so you finally took a little time to grow some balls, huh?
  • Ocellus: Some of us are girls, you know!
  • Gaster: Really? Hard to tell with the yak here.
  • Yona: I'M- (Suddenly turns calm) Eh, fair point. BUT STILL RUDE?!
  • Gaster: "Point is, glad to know you bunch desided to put up some adult pants."
  • Sandbar: "But, we're not wearing clothes."
  • Shore: "(Playful taps) You cute goofball, he meant that as an expression."
  • Smolder: But we're only here because Gallus here became as dumb as the name suggests and decided to come with you, and WE had to come to keep you two s***heads from getting hurt.
  • Shore: Plus it's incredibly irresponsible to go out on your own and drag us into this. You do know that this WILL get us in trouble, you the most. Thorax and Pharynx sent you to the school for this reason.
  • Gaster: I follow only my own orders and not some colorful pony from some childish Saturday morning cartoon.
  • Sandbar: Yikes bro, racist much?
  • Gaster: Sor-REE! But if there's anything I ever learned in my life, it's never follow the orders of some incompetent dike like Chrysalis or even if they're Twilight. Because... All that does is ruin you as the result of blindly following orders because a higher superior forces you to...
  • Ocellus:... At, risk of you turning into a Gloomwing again, does, this have to do with your brothers?
  • Gaster: GRRRRRRRGH!!!!
  • Ocellus: WELL DOES IT?!? IF NOT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FOLLOW ANY DIRECTIONS ROYALTY TELLS YOU?!?
  • Gaster:... (Sighs) Fine! You asshats want the truth? Here it is: Chryly Billy wanted us to search out Parasite Swamp not to far from the hive to capture a powerful parasitic weapon she initially wanted for her revenge after the bomb that was the Wedding Attack."

Flashback

  • Gaster and his brothers were searching in a nasty swamp.
  • (Gaster): "She wanted us to hunt down the Tapeworm Staff of Yucckus Succamus, a dark elf wizard of parasites. After dodging Black Mold Toads, Algaegators, and the occasional Beast Leech, we finally found the staff. My brothers were the first to try to get the staff, but the staff turned out cursed! They instead began to develop a parasitic fungus that turned them into Fungus Zombies!"
  • The Fingus Zombies tried to go after Gaster!
  • (Gaster): "I, didn't had a choice. It was either me, or them. And I chose me. (Blasts the Fungus Zombie Brothers).... And to my dumb luck, my beam wasted the damn staff as well.... As much as I felt that it was a good thing since the damn thing turned my brothers into Fungus Zombies, I, inadvertently ruined Chryly's revenge Fantasy for it."
  • Gaster was screaming as Chrysalis was flinging and beating Gaster up for it!
  • Chrysalis: "YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE TROGLIDATE?! YOU DESTROYED THE TAPEWORM STAFF?! YOU DESTROYED THE DARK LEGACY OF YUCCKUS SUCCAMUS?!"
  • Gaster: "(Coughs), Not, intentionally, your highness..... I, was defending myself against my own brothers, which the damn thing turned into Fungus Zombies..... But ya know what? I, don't, regret it, either. IT MADE ME TOOK DOWN MY OWN BROTHERS?!"
  • Chrysalis: "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, YOUR PARENTS CAN ALWAYS GIVE YOU MORE SIBLINGS IF IT WAS SUCH A CONCERN FOR YOU, YOU WORTHLESS LOUT?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH PHARYNX AND HIS DIMWIT SIBLING THORAX ARE MISSING, NOW I HAVE THE NEW RECRUITS FAILING?! I SHOULD JUST- (A general halted him!)."
  • General: "Halt my queen! The citizens of the hive will not forgive the slaughter of a young changeling! They would turn on you for it!"
  • Chrysalis: "THEN WHAT'S YOUR SUGGESTION, GENERAL M'ANDABLES?!"
  • General M'andables: ".... Exile him from the hive. Use his failure as an example why you can't tolerate more mistakes. That way, you won't have to see Gaster again, a predator would finish him off for you, and you won't have to worry about revolts over spilling a youngling's blood."
  • Chrysalis: "..... Fine! Get the useless brat out of my sight?! AND MAKE SURE HE GETS THE MESSAGE THAT HE'S NOT WELCOMED HERE ANYMORE?!"
  • General M'andables: "Of course my queen. (Picks up Gaster and leaves)."
  • (Gaster): "Though M'andables was nice enough to fix me up first, he otherwise carried out my exile.... I was left out to suffer..... Then I got found by Destiny's Changelings, they got me to share love, and... I'm this now."

Present

  • Gaster:... Since then, I swore to myself that I would never take orders from anyone who was greedy, corrupt, and above all else, incompetent and self-entitled! Because next thing you know they make the stupidest of decisions that could result in a war. That's why I hate this stupid school, because I am once again forced to follow some entitled brat who recently started an international crisis with the hippogriffs all because she couldn't trust her friends after a third strike! I don't belong here, AT ALL!! Thorax forced me to come here! Even Pharynx was no better, and I'd respected that guy once! So if I have to do this, I do it MY way!
  • Shore:...... (The Young Seven look at each other in pity)... I'm sorry that happened to you.
  • Gaster: No you're not. If you were, you would've joined me no questions asked, and not because your afraid of something bad happening to me. Trust me, after seeing your brothers having died, I'D WELCOME THAT PSYCHO TO TRY AND TOP THAT?! I do what is right for me. And you should all be ashamed for listening to those pesky peppy ponies who can't even beat a single threat by themselves without insane pure luck and Deus Ex Machinas!
  • Silverstream: And what shame is there to follow an Alicorn princess?
  • Gaster: "Sparkle's not a real Alicorn! Celestia and her Moon Sister is! Twily only got that way because she solved some old coot's busted spell or something! She was once a daunty hoity toity unicorn like the rest from Canterlot?!"
  • Ocellus: Leaders of our respective races are not perfect leaders either, Gaster! Not even Borned Alicorns. No one truely is.
  • Gaster:... (Sighs) My point still stands. I still meant what I said about how I am not cool with taking high and mighties seriously ever again.
  • Silverstream:.... You poor dumb bug.
  • Gaster: Gee, thanks.
  • Shore: "Look, you didn't have a choice. You only defended yourself. And, for what it's worth.... It was a good thing Chrysalis didn't get that staff."
  • Gallus: "I'll say. That thing sounded f*****g gross."
  • Shore: "More in line, I mean, that it would've allowed her to have won!"
  • Gaster: So yeah, there you have it. Are you all happy?
  • Sandbar: ".... Bud, we're sorry if you felt uncomfertable talking about it."
  • Gaster: Well too bad. It doesn't matter what you say. I follow nobody but myself.
  • Yona: That's dumb. And I should know. My people are notorious for being dumb! Minus Uncle Yakbrain, barring his, incident.
  • Ocellus: I have to agree with Yona on this one. You're not exactly a good Changeling. It's not healthy to be stuck to that kind of past.
  • Gaster: "What do all of you know? You didn't saw what I saw! Seeing my bros become fungus zombies would've made you guys s*** yourselves and turn tail!"
  • Gallus: "Buddy, we survived, and tecnecally won, against a fear-powered Not-a-centaur monster and managed to naildown Neighsay! Neither zombies nor psyco wing slicers are gonna scare us after THAT!"
  • Gaster: (Actually starts feeling upset) Ugh.... You see why I typically prefer to be my own Changeling? Working with others.... Tends to suck. (Musice starts to play) Changelings may be hive-livers..... But I.... I stand, alone....
  • Gallus: "Wait, is, is that music?"

(This song plays as Gaster sings, as the group follow him, leaving the school and right into Everfree as they go through crazy situations with the local fauna, secretly followed by Spike and Quartz coming after them).

I stand alone lyrics by Bryan White

I stand alone lyrics by Bryan White

Gaster's Song (Make whatever change to the lyrics you want.)

  • Gallus: "(Comes up to Gaster after epic exhaustion).... Dude, WHAT, WAS UP, WITH THE SONG?!"
  • Sandbar: "And why does it feel like that song belongs to two entirely different yet somehow connected characters?"
  • Gaster: So, are you losers coming or what?
  • Shore: ".... Well, we're already out of the shcool during that song, so, too late for turnarounds."
  • Gaster: "Tch, I'll take what I can get. Now keep up and don't slow me down. (Buzzes off as the group follows)."
  • Spike: (he and Quartz managed to keep hidden during the song) Quartz, do you think we should tell the others about this?
  • Quartz: Well, I would hate to be responsible for the loss of a fellow student's wings. We probably should.
  • Spike: Oh, good, because I can only imagine how Spyro must feel after Gaster stole his song.

Cutaway in WB Camelot

  • Kayley and Garrett are sparring when Garrett suddenly stops.
  • Kayley: What is it, Garrett?
  • Garrett: (dubbed as Peterson from "Missing Identity") I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance.

Back to Spike and Quartz

  • Spike: "Now come on, Quartz. We need to make wind! (Flew off, but inadvertingly crashed right into another Porcupine Dragon) DAAHHH?! AW, COME ON?!"
  • Quartz: "Yeeesh. That, doesn't look pleasent."
  • Spike: "AND THE WORSE PART, IT'S NOT MY FIRST TIME RUNNING INTO THIS GUY?!"

Meanwhile...

  • Crane: (He was still in his cage)... This is ridiculous!
  • Tigress: Feel like talking now?
  • Crane: You guys can't just keep me in here while Winger is out there, looking for more flying beings to chop wings off! If you just waste time with this, he'll have another victim!
  • Yakhalla: Unless you'd rather have us not know about this threat and run into certain doom, you can save us the pain and tell us who he is. Either way, we're not letting you go until you confess.
  • Crane: This is MY mission, and not yours! You're all being foolish!
  • Monkey: Foolish? Look who's talking, omitting this threat from us for a long time. It could've been preventable if you had been more open. If anything, it's your fault Promenade lost her wings.
  • Crane: "(Offended gasped), I BEG YOUR PARDON?!"
  • Po: Yeah, he's got a point. We would've had this Winger guy stopped long ago if you had just told us about him.
  • Tigress: So if you still won't be open with us, then I'm afraid we cannot trust you with the threat.
  • Crane: GUYS, I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH YOU FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!
  • Mantis: Uh, because you've been hiding Winger's existence and involvement in your life for over 20 years? That's not being a good teammate.
  • Crane: ".... Guys, this guy, is personal family business for me. OKAY?! And for accusing me of being respondsable for Prominade, you just made me NOT want to fess up!?"
  • Mantis: "..... Yeeaaaaah, admitingly, that was pushing it."
  • Viper: "Well, to be fair to crane, he probuly didn't figure this "Winger" would even end up in Equestria, we can't exactly blame him for that."
  • Po: ".... Okay, so maybe, what happened with Prominade is more the fault of, whoever brought him to Equestria, then you not being honest with us about this, "Winger" dude.... But you still had the power to prevented this! I mean, I went through the druma of Shen having something to do with my past myself, and I had no problem admiting it! What is it with you not-"
  • Crane: "(HONKS ANGERLY)?! BECAUSE THE WINGER WAS THE CATALIST RESPONDSABLE FOR ALL THE WOES IN MY LIFE?! (Silence)..... (Starts breaking into crying).... That's, that's all I want to talk about?! (Sobs)....."
  • Mantis: ".... Ya mean, like, how he was respondsable for the fact you were a janitor, or that our mom was over-protective?"
  • Crane: "YOU GUYS BARELY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME?! YOU NEVER SAW IT?! MY DAD..... (Coils up in pity)....."
  • Tigress: ".... Everyone, let's, give Crane a chance to talk in his own terms."
  • Yakhalla: "Indeed. Based on what I gather.... His reasons are, gravely personal."
  • The group returned to their camp as Crane continued to mope.
  • Po got to Peewee.
  • Po: "Hey, Peewee, if you can do us a favor and bring this message to Spike at the school, (Gives Peewee that message), That be great."
  • Peewee agreed to it and flew off with the message.

Meanwhile...

  • Spike: (Quartz was pulling the skale quills off) OW?! Sometimes, I WONDER WHAT GOES ON IN GAIA EVERFREE'S MIND WHEN SHE CREATES CREATURES LIKE THAT?!
  • Quartz: "Well, based on what Ballista said about her, she was hyberating for the most part, so, Porcupine dragons could've been made while she was asleeped?"
  • Spike: "(Gets another quill pulled off) DOW?! Ughhh! So, not a fan, of these wings!"
  • Quartz: How do you think I feel? But, to be serious.... You'll get used to them. All dragons do. Whether the both of us like it or not.
  • Spike: Well you had to use them because you had no choice after your family ousted you for a Tatzlwurm biting off your dad's wings.... Sorry if that was too personal.
  • Quartz: "Don't worry. I grown numbed to it. Ballista and the elites were more family to me then they were."
  • Spike: Well, at least, you HAVE a family, whether biologically related or adopted, and that you know what they look like and are..... I... I never knew my true family. Twilight just hatched me from an egg during an entrance exam and nopony even knows where I came from. Not even Celestia. But hey, at least it discourages the bull-spit throey of her stealing from my family, but at the same time, discourages me of figuring that Celestia knew my parents. Also makes me wonder how Louis was a thing outside of him being from the civilised dragon community if it turned out that the dragon assitent thing was mostly for the most exceptional and that it wasn't really a commen school trait, espeically with those E.E.A. buttholes in mind. Even trying to find my identity among my own kind almost got me killed, or at the least got me dragged into something stupid, like in Fillydelpia where there was this fire snail that was unintentionally framing the local dragon community of fires that were happening cause the police ponies were assumtious of it!
  • Quartz: "To be fair, when your talking about living next to known fire-breathers, it can't exactly be helped but to make assumtions."
  • Spike: Doesn't make it one of my less faverite times shared with Princess Luna, who she too made the mistake of assuming that just because I was a dragon that I would automaticly be trusted by other dragons! Safe bet she didn't heard about my first encounter with Garble at the time.
  • Quartz: "To give her a break, she WAS exiled to a moon for a good chunk of millenda. She must've saw a time where dragons had automatic commodery and just assumed those dragons would be cool around you."
  • Spike: ".... Ya know, this is why people accuse Celestia of not helping Luna be up to date on how things work! Well, either that or Luna has a stubbernness problem, but, (Blubbers)! We're getting side-tracked! We were talking about the burden, of wings! You at least had Ballista or the other elite to help you out on flying. Me..... The closet I have is a great flyer that often has to be with the Wonderbolts, and an Alicorn Princess that is still re-learning flying herself, and a shy pegicious with relapses of being afraid of her own shadow! If anything, just like you, these wings are just a curse.
  • Quartz: Spike, dispite my own complaints, it's not that bad, actually. These wings may easily be a symbol of being disowned, but they are also a reminder of surviving and living a life where the sky's the limit.
  • Spike: Yeah, but... These wings have been reminding me of the same question: What happens after I become a full-grown dragon? I mean, dragons can grow to be several stories high! The kings of both wild and civilized dragons are HUMONGOUS!!! When I grow up, I might not be able to walk freely in Ponyville anymore. During my period of greed-induced hormonal insanity, still looking through the books on how that works, I could hardly move around without stomping on innocent ponies, not that I would even cared since I was out of my mind at the time. I mean, what need would Twilight want with me when I'm an adult? Am I even a spieces that's SUPPOSE to be big?!
  • Quartz: Well, for the most part, apart from dragons that have been magicly altered to be kept in small size, which likely includes those fillydelpia ones, yeah, alot of dragons in equestria, are typically HUGE, or at least, often too big to fit into ponies houses, or their towns or even largest cities for that matter, but, other then that...... We're both afraid of the same thing. What's going to happen to us in the future if we continue caring for ponies and look to their beliefs of friendship.... It's the same thing I asked myself when Ember brought me to the school. What will we do when we mature as colossal dragons, if we're even the kind that do grow big without said magical alterations to our growth? Do we have to leave and go back to our own kind even though our upbringing means we don't belong there?... I... You know, I may never know where my pony friends are, but I know that no matter what, they'll always be my friend. That certainly won't change for you. It will be hard to work with when it comes, but Twilight will always care for you. Though I imagine that her tree castle would have to be re-renovated to accomindate the size, again, depending on dragon spieces.
  • Spike:... But I don't know for how long. What if dragon friendship is just a phase? What if like a child's naivete, it fades away with age and we become just like any other dragon? That's what happened to Garble. He lost all hope for friendship when he was exiled back to his own kind after a rigged trial, and he still feels insecure with ponies, and is a part of some crazy robot scientist's villain team. Both of us could be next.
  • Quartz: Spike, I think you're exaggerating. Garble was different. He was given the worse exsample of ponies without comfert from the best of them. And even then, he had came to calm down about it, at least, abit. For as long as you have Twilight and her friends, and I keep the memory of those three fillies at heart, we would never find ourselves to be as bad as Garble, nor Vemita, nevermind ending up working for some kooky alien robot dude.
  • Spike:... (Looks sadly at his own wings)... I... I need to be alone. (He left)
  • Quartz: "Wait! You at leasts till had a quill left! (Spike picks it off himself, wincing abit, but had grown used to the pain at this point).... Nevermind, you already got it. Should I, go warn the School?"
  • Spike: "You may as well do so without me. I'll end up slowing you down. I'll catch up when the wind is right and there aren't Porcupine dragons in the area." (Spike leaves on)...."
  • Quartz: "(Sighs)..... I really need to find a wing exbert for him to be soothed by." (Goes on without Spike, as unbekowest to her, glowing green eyes were watching them, as the fixated more onto Spike)...."
  • Voice: "..... Interesting...... A long, awaited next target...... (Chuckles quietly)......"

Chapter 3: Spike Meets the WingerEdit

  • Spike was seen alone in Everfree and clearly very upset with himself.
  • Spike: "(Grumbling) Stupid wings. I wish I never had them!"
  • ???: "Is that so, young one?"
  • Spike: WHA, WHO SAID THAT?!? (He bursts his flames around the place)......
  • ???:... How expected of a fire breather like a dragon to act in such a way. (The figure revealed himself to be an old ostrich with a greyed black facial goatee with white stripes like an aged african warrior, wearing a cloakish cape made of wings of large birds, including Prominade's wings, and donning three large necklaces made of bat wings, bug wings, and those of smaller birds)... Not that it matters. You say you wish you never had the wings? I can take care of that.
  • Spike: Wait... Are you the insane wing maimer that attacked Promenade?
  • Ostrich: I take it the younger flying deer has already exposed my existence?
  • Spike: Buddy, I saw the aftermath! Skyceria was redused to be an utter wreck! Prominade had to be hospitalised. Speaking of Prominade, those two wings you placed on your, ugh, very macabre cloakish cape of victims, are CLEARLY hers.
  • Ostrich:... Well played. But allow me to introduce yourself. I, am, Vleuel Wingate, the Winger.
  • Spike:..... Really dude? "The Winger"?
  • Winger: "I know it's not exactly an original name, but thematically, given that I hunt for flighters, it makes sense. Besides.... With my great powers, my prey don't tend to be able to really QUESTION my name."
  • Spike: Well even if I said I don't want these wings, it doesn't mean you can have them!
  • Winger: ".... How typical of winged demons. They don't truely know what they ever want. I expected as much. But make no mistake. Your discontent with them, is of no great secret to me. I overheard your conversation with your fellow wing demon, "Quartz", was it? You say that in this world, dragon biology goes through an unholy metamorphosis, that gives them wings that are a symbol of adulthood to dragons here. You're afraid that your demonic growths, would cost you your ability to be around those you care about. Though there's little I can do about the rest of the growth process, I can rid you of those wings, especially since you use them rather poorly, falling right into the quills of a reptilian porcupine."
  • Spike: "Hey, that was a personal and private conversation!"
  • Winger: "In my defence, a forest isn't exactly a very private area... For ones like me at least. Nor very sound-proof. I was patrolling this forest to know the quickest routes to would-be prey should I have been able to secure some, while I awaited that Rhyming Zebra who I had decidively persuaded into making the basis for my potion of immortality, as told by the shaman of my tribe, that would enable me immortality, so that like with my world, I can cleanse the universes of winged demons by removing their wings! It just need feathers of a Phoenix, and then it shall be ready. However, that cowerdly moose and his two buck friends never came back with the mercenaries he required for me with the promised Phoenxies.... Either the cowerdly hopeless slave of those flying deers fled this land, or, in discovering that you came to know me, that he was stopped and captured. Either way, it only cements in on why my quest is to be taken alone. I will attend with whoever stopped my Phoenix delivery, soon enough. Until then.... I can at least, take my frustraightions out on you, little dragon. (Turns his hands into blades via the green glow).... I assure you, young one. It will be as painless, as my mastery of the Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice, can allow. When you recover when you are soon to be discovered.... A winged demon.... You'll be no more."
  • Spike: "(Gulp).... Hey, come now, why, why do you even need to do this? I never did anything to you!"
  • Winger: "It is not about what you did to me.... IT'S BECAUSE ALL MY LIFE, I'VE ONLY KNOWN FLIGHTERS TO TORMENT ME, FOR BEING A BIRD THAT CAN'T FLY?!"
  • Spike: ".... That's because you're an ostrich."
  • Winger: "THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM?! BUT THEY NEVER STOPPED?! THEY CONTINUED TO MOCK ME?! SO, I CAME TO LEARN OF THIS CHI-POWERED KUNG FU TECNEC, THAT ALLOWED ME TO SLICE THEIR PRECIOUS WINGS OFF, AND ALLOW ME TO SEE AN END TO THE ABUSE OF WINGED DEMONS?!"
  • Spike: "So, that sounds like you're from Po's world, if, you saying the move's name in an eastern lands dialect wasn't clear enough?"
  • Winger: "Yes, I am of the world outsiders dubbed, "Dreamworks China", of the world's Africa! I was brought here by a black unicorn that wanted to show me that Wing Demons exist beyond my present homeworld!"
  • Spike: "(Quietly) Wicked Dark!"
  • Winger: "And now, that I have seen proof, I will cleanse, not just my world and this, BUT ALL WORLDS, OF WINGED DEMONS?!"
  • Spike: "But how?! Ya don't exactly have an ability to travel worlds since the Black Unicorn was what brought you here?!"
  • Winger: "I trust that there's an existence of space vessels and teleportation devices in these worlds. When I am eventually done taking care of winged demons here, I'll seek them out. But enough talk. Are you going to hold still, (Smiles darkly), Or would you like to make this interesting?"
  • Spike: "..... See ya! (Zooms off as he flies in a panic)...."
  • Winger: "..... (Chuckles).... I thank you young one, for not letting this get boring. (Zooms off in great beyond-average ostrich speeds and chases after the flying Spike)!"
  • Spike screamed in panic!
  • Not too far, Peewee heard that and flew right into that direction to come to Spike's rescue.

Meanwhile...

  • Crane: (He hears Spike's screams in the distance) Winger... (Looks around to see if the group is watching, then plucks one of his feathers and picks the lock on the cage, setting him free, and flies off quietly)... (Quietly) If you're going to slow me down, you are not going to be with me. (Flies away)

Elsewhere

  • The Inter-racial students heard that as well!
  • Gallus: ".... Welp. That sounds like Spike crashed into another Porquepine Dragon. Again."
  • Shore: "No, that sounds more, fearful, then in pain."
  • Sandbar: "..... Ya don't think......"
  • Gaster: "..... WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE DUMBASSES, LET'S GO SAVE HIS STUPID PRINCESS STOOGE ASS?! (Charges off, as the other students do the same!)."

Quartz' location.

  • Quartz heard that scream too!
  • Quartz: "Aw nuts! Spike! (Flies off to the direction of the scream!)"

Spike's Location

  • Spike: (He barely avoided Winger's attack as he decided to fly higher) Whew!! There! Let's see him get up here.
  • Winger: (Got determined) Tch. Oldest trick in the book. (He builds a strong lever out of the trees and rocks and launched himself after Spike as he yelped in surprise as he used the wing cape to glide after him)
  • Spike: HOLY CELESTIA!!!!
  • Winger: You'll never avoid me no matter how high you go.
  • Spike: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!! (He flies higher and ends up getting altitude sickness as he cartoonishly flew to the upper atmosphere in space)... Thank goodness that cartoon logic like being able to breath in space always follows the Lougers.... For some reason. Besides that! I swear, this has GOT to be impossible for even him! (Holds in vomit).
  • ???: Feeling sick?
  • Spike: Why yes, I-..... What?! (Winger used a firework to follow him) AW COME ON, TIME OUT!!!!
  • Winger: There will be no time out. (He attacks him and glides after him again chasing him through the clouds)
  • Spike: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! (He hides in a grove of forest)... Whew!...... I just know he's going to jump out somewhere.
  • Winger: (Disguised as a native bird) Hello! (Spike screamed as he flew away)
  • Spike: "YEESH THIS GUY'S PERSISTENT!"

Meanwhile, with the Young 7 and Gaster...

  • Gaster: (The students are heading off toward Spike's direction) Whoa wait a minute, guys, hold up! (they stop) Call me crazy, but if all of us charge at this wing-chopper, we'd lose our wings... Well, those of us who HAVE wings, anyway.
  • Ocellus: Well, what do we do?
  • Gaster: We split up, that's what we'll do. Sandbar, Yona, Ocellus, you're with me. The rest of you, double back and get help. But not from the Lodgers, the teachers or the Princess. Let's not forget that they did asked us to not get involved.
  • Shore: "Well who else can exactly help us at a short notice?"
  • Gaster: "Get creative! Now let's go!"
  • The Students splited off!

Back at the school...

  • Twilight: (She was seen to have come back) Okay everyone, I'm back from telling Celestia about what happened. She has already begun to set off the no-fly alarm. Every flight capable pony and non-pony will soon- (She senses something)....... Spike's in danger!
  • Rarity: What?!
  • Rainbow Dash: How do you know Spike's in trouble?
  • Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I would've known he was in trouble using my Pinkie Sense.
  • Twilight: Spike's my Number One assistant. I have kind of a sixth sense about these things. (The Mane 7 hear Spike's screams in the distance) And right now, he needs my help.
  • Rainbow Dash: We're going, too.
  • Twilight: No. I have to be the one to save Spike. He's my assistant, and wings or not, he's my responsibility. (Flies off)
  • The Lougers showed up!
  • Icky: "What's wrong?! Did Spike crashed into another wacky hazord again!?"
  • The Factilty showed up.
  • Professor Buzzord: "Oh, is that where Spike went? Well we were looking for him because the students went missing-"
  • Electross: "HAVE YOU NO TACT, PROFESSOR?!"
  • Professor Spoonful: "He's an eccentric misguided inventor. Tact is, not a practiced thing for him!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE MISSING?!"
  • Spiracle: "We went to check on the youngin's to see if they're all right, but their dorms were empty."
  • Entropy: "And we tried to look for Spike, but, he was a no show either."
  • Koningin: "But given his screams, it sounds like he has issues with flight again. (Spike was heard screaming again).... Wait, now that I have a second hearing, that doesn't sound like screams of humorious crashing about.... That sounds like..... THE SCREAMS OF FEAR?! I USUALLY ASSUSIATE THEM WITH A HUNT IN PROGRESS?!"
  • Kurtle: "Ya don't suppose Spike ran into the Wing cutting guy, do you?"
  • Applejack: "..... WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED, SHELL-FER-BRAINS?!"
  • Rarity: "SPIKY-WIKY?!"
  • Pinkie: "Okay, I know Twilight doesn't want our help, but we all care for Spike too! We got to help him! Also, we need to find the students, before the crazy psyco does! (The group charged off, as Starlight and Skyceria was seen, as Skyceria was fearfully hugging Starlight)....."
  • Starlight: "..... As much as I want to go help Spike too, you obviously need me more. Come on, I'll take you in my office where you'll feel safe. (Starlight does so)."

Gaster's Team

  • Ocellus: I still don't see why I have to be on your team, Gaster. Changelings can fly just as well as most flying non-ponies do.
  • Gaster: Isn't it obvious? You and I can just shapeshift into something that DOESN'T have wings, to throw this guy off guard. Of course, Sandbar's an Earth pony, and Yona's our muscle, so their involvement's a no-brainer.
  • Yona:... I'd be insulted by that remark if it wasn't true, with me being a yak. But I have a brain ya know!
  • Gaster: "Yeah yeah yeah, you're like one of two or so smart yaks in the entire race. But still, you are still capable to hit like a freight-train!"
  • Sandbar: "Well why isn't Shore with us? She doesn't have wings!"
  • Gaster: "Yeah, but other then just slip and slide everywhere, her seal movement isn't much for speed! And we need to give Spike a fast rescue here!"

Meanwhile, with Spike...

  • Spike: (He's seen still being chased by the Winger, when he comes across the Dirt Field) Ah, Diamond Dog holes! If I can't be safe in the air, I'll go underground! (Flies across the field and swoops down a hole in the ground) Whew.... Safe. (Sees that he was in a female diamond dog locker room, surrended by beautiful-in-diamond dog-standerds female diamond dogs that were being fitted in outfits.).......... Whoops."
  • The female diamond dogs began yelping like scared dogs and all ran away from the room!
  • Master Uranus, from Mauded Pie Theft, barged in with the Rainbow Rock!
  • Master Uranus: "WHO'S THE PERVERT THAT- (Sees Spike).... Oh, it's only you, master Spike. I understand you are going through puberty lately. But I think it's still abit too early to peek into a fitting room for females."
  • Spike: "I'm sorry about that, Master Uranus, it's just that I'm being chased by crazy wing-hunting ostrich from another world with the ability to turn his hands into blades! (Master Uranus looks at him weird)..... I know, it sounded crazy when I say it. BUT IT'S TRUE?!"
  • Master Uranus: "Well luckly for you, your in safe hands, master Spike. The Diamond Dogs of the Rainbow Rock cult are at your servi- (Winger barged in and kicked down Master Uranus, knocking him out!) Ugh!"
  • Winger: "... How pitifully scared of me are you that you would hide with deformed dogs?"
  • Spike: DUHAAAH?! (Grabs the Rainbow Rock with a quick zoom, then flies back to his previous position) Stay back! Don't make me use this!
  • Winger: "Child, you and I both know that you are no master of magic, never mind an assumingly impourent multi-colored rock."
  • Spike: "Well, I can learn on the fly!"
Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

Pinkie Pie - (rimshot)

  • Spike: "THAT WASN'T MEANT TO BE A JOKE?!"
  • Spike used it, but instead of an attack, it just made flowers grow all-over the place.....
  • Winger: "..... And, how is making vegatation grow suppose to protect you?"
  • Spike: "DAMN IT!? (Tries another, but ends up summoning Butterflies instead)......"
  • Winger: "...... (Sarcasticly) Ohhh, scary butterflies."
  • Spike: ".... AW COME ON?! (Casts another spell, but it ends up causing the room to be filled with singing cartoon characters!)"
Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!- Who Framed Roger Rabbit Soundtrack (Lyics)

Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!- Who Framed Roger Rabbit Soundtrack (Lyics)

Random Summoned Cartoon Characters Appeared singing this!

  • Winger: "(Surprised look of confusion)....."
  • Spike: ".... Close enough distraction! (Gives the stone back to the knocked out Master Uranus and makes a run for it!)"
  • Winger: "(Realises that Spike ran away!) HEY!? (Chases after him dispite some difficulty to get through the cartoon characters)."
  • Spike: (Flies out of the hole, and zooms back into the Everfree Forest) I gotta find some help before I end up like Promenade!
  • ???: Spike! Where are you?!
  • Spike: That's Twilight's voice! (Flies in that direction)
  • Winger jumped out of the hole and landed fiercely to look for Spike, and looked to where he was going and followed him at high speeds!
  • Winger: "COME DOWN HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A GROWN-UP?!"
  • Gallus' team was flying high above the Everfree Forest.
  • Shore: (She's suddenly slipping off of Gallus' back) Guys, I'm slipping!
  • Smolder: I gotcha! (Tries to grab her, but Shore slips off and falls)..... Aw, shit.
  • Then, Crane was seen flying through the forest, looking for Winger. Quartz was also seen, looking for Spike. Suddenly, Twilight, Crane, Quartz and Spike crash into each other, with Shore falling right on top of them!
  • All 5: "OOF?!"
  • Crane: (Seeing Twilight) Princess!
  • Spike: Twilight!
  • Twilight: (Seeing Shore) Shore?!
  • Shore: Me?
  • Quartz: HIM! (Winger suddenly jumps out)
  • Winger: "I FINALLY GOT YOU, YOU- (Looks at Crane)..... Qu Yan? You live?"
  • Crane: "...... No...... Qu Yan, was my father....."
  • Winger: "..... So, Qu Yan, The Leader of the Guilded Wings, had a son.... How did it felt? How, did it felt, that your father, had to wear false, identical wings, to ones, he lost? (Shows a set of wings like Cranes, but looked greater and stronger) How did you cope with it?"
  • Crane: "..... He was still a good man, dispite you breaking him. He lived, a happy life, till he finally died of a broken heart in missing to be in the skies..... You may've not bothered to check in what you done, Vleuel Wingate, but you heavily affected my family's honor because of your fruitless revenge against all fliers, because of some jerks from your past. My mother, didn't wanted me to become a fighter, not just because of I was frail and easily bruseable, though not helping, but because SHE WAS AFRAID I WOULD MEET YOU ONE DAY?! I ENDED UP BEING A JANITOR FOR TWO DIFFERENT KUNG FU SCHOOLS BECAUSE OF YOU?! MY BROTHER, WENT DOWN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PATH, BECAUSE OF YOU?! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE OTHER GUILDED WINGS?!"
  • Winger: "Try not to deem it personal. He was trying to protect a greedy mining tycoon of your lands from trying to open up my tribe's sacred lands in Africa, because he wanted gold?! I only did what I did, to make sure that greedy rooster, could not threaten my people's lands again?! Besides, the old members next of kin got to re-established the Guilded Wings, in no thanks to your sister, and your old mangey cat friend!"
  • Crane: "..... (Quietly) Mei Ling? Qu Jin?"
  • Winger: "They, were almost close of catching me, with plans of making me stand trail before your country's INCOMPIDENT MAN-CHILD OF AN EMPEROR?! But then.... I was spared of that defeat, by a black unicorn, that wanted me a chance to complete my desired quest to become immortal, so that I would eventually return to our world, and defeat the new Guilded Wings, to the same fate. And I may have to declaw your cat friend for good, to make her pay for her part in almost ruining my quest."
  • Crane: "(Sternly, while fighting the erge to cry).... I won't, let you do that."
  • Winger: "(Chuckles).... Am I to assume, you were why that moose failed to deliver the Phenoxies to me?"
  • Crane: "I HAD TO?! I WON'T LET YOU HAVE THAT POTION YOU'RE FORCING ZECORA TO MAKE?! I'LL GO TO HER, FREE HER, AND HAVE HER DESTROYED THE POTION BASIS?!"
  • Winger: "..... Is that correct? Then get ready, (Readies his blade wings), To TRUELY understand, your father's pain!"
  • Quartz: ".... DON'T, YOU, DARE?! (Breaths fire, but Winger quickly blocked it as the force of the fire pushed him away from Crane).... YOU ALREADY CAUSE ENOUGH WITH WHAT YOU DONE WITH PRINCESS PROMINADE?!"
  • Winger: "(Unblocks)..... All you did, was made yourself, worthy of losing YOUR wings as well, She-Demon! They would go nicely next to the male's!"
  • Twilight's up, angry and horn flaring!
  • Twilight: "STAY, AWAY, FROM, MY, NUMBER ONE, ASSITENT?! (Fires a major Galic Gun Beam as Winger blocks that too and remains uneffected!)...."
  • After the beam, Winger unblocks again, and looks at Twilight with green-jade glowing eyes, indecating his great enfluence in chi.
  • Winger: "..... Tell me, young equine.... Are there bigger versons of your demonic but beautiful wings? They would be lovely with the collection. In fact, based on the Moose's words, I hear that there's a sun goddess, a moon goddess, a goddess of love, and even a baby with abnormally large wings already capable of flight.... And all of beautiful colors and sizes..... When I achieve immortality.... They, I shall hunt first."
  • Twilight was seriously triggered as she entered dark magic mode!
  • Spike: "Twilight, calm down! He's trying to be like Pitch Black and provoke you into hurting yourself so you waste your magic!"
  • Quartz: "Yeah! He's trying to get under your skin! Provoking you into making a mistake!"
  • Crane: "Twilight, please, he's more dangerious then he looks! Don't- (Twilight charges) NO?!"
  • Twilight: "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM, YOU PSYCOTIC REMINENT OF THE GALLIMIMUS FAMILY?!"
  • Winger smiled in that he got the moment he waited for.
  • ???: I'm gonna regret saying this, but... YONA CHARGE!!! (Rumbling was heard as the Winger was suddenly trampled by three Yonas, two being Gaster and Ocellus)
  • Winger: "UGHHH?!"
  • Twilight stopped with a screeching halt!
  • Twilight: "YONA?! (The other two Yonas).... And.... Yona, and, Yona?"
  • Yona 2 (Gaster voice): "Your welcome, Princess Kumbiyah."
  • Yona 3 (Ocellus voice): "Please don't be mad. It was all Gaster's idea."
  • Winger gets up, and grunts annoyed.
  • Winger: ".... It PAINS me, that I would have to hurt fellow Non-Flighters, just so my hunt goes on un-interupted!"
  • Smolder: "(Zooms in with the rest of team Gallus) Well your "Hunt" isn't getting any less distracted, asshole?!"
  • Yona Gaster: "GUYS?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO GET HELP?!"
  • Silverstream: "Don't worry, we improvised!"
  • A Tarzan yell was heard as Mare-Zan swung in with a stampeding army of Goldrillas!
  • Winger: "(Surprised grunts)!..... A good hunter knows when to make a retreat and cut his losses! (Runs off too fast for anyone to stop!)"
  • Yona Gaster: ".... Well, it's not, perfect, (Turns back to normal with Ocellus) But, it works."
  • Sandbar arrived as well and got to Shore!
  • Sandbar: "Are you okay Shore? I tried to get here as soon as possable."
  • Shore: "Don't worry. He didn't even acknowledged me. Benefit of not being a flyer I guess."
  • Sandbar: "I'd come sooner, but I have to call in Clancy for a quick escape. (Clancy showed up). We can still use him. That crazy bird might still be around and come back for a surprise attack."
  • Po and the rest of the Five and Yakhalla showed up!
  • Po: "CRANE, PLEASE BE O- (Saw that everyone was fine)..... Ohhhhh...... Don't take this the wrong way, but.... I, kinda expected this to go south."
  • Yakhalla: "Well, it appeared that thanks to certain disobedient children who I would safely assume were told to stay out of it due to the seriousness of the situation, (The Students lowered ther heads), that was avoided."
  • Twilight was breathing heavily to calm down as the dark flare subsided.
  • Gaster: "Tch. Your welcome, by the way."
  • Crane: "YA KNOW, YOU KIDS WERE LUCKY THAT WINGER WAS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW HE CAN'T TAKE ON AN ARMY IN HIS STATE?! HAD HE BEEN ABLE TO BECOME IMMORTAL, EVEN WITH MARE-ZAN'S GOLDRILLA FAMILY, HE WOULD'VE TAKEN EVERYONE DOWN IN A FELL SWOOP!?"
  • Ocellus: "We're sorry, Mr. Crane. We were only helping."
  • Crane: "WELL YOU WERE LUCKY HE DIDN'T HAD ANY ROOM TO BREATH OR HE WOULD'VE ADAPTED TO YOUR INTERFEARENCE AND TAKEN YOUR WINGS AND BEAT YOU DONE LIKE THE WRECKLESS LITTLE IDIOTS THAT YOU ARE?! (The Students had their feelings hurt) YOU WERE LIKELY TOLD TO STAY OUT OF IT, BUT LIKE DUMB DIPS***S, YOU- (Tigress punched Crane hard in the face and knocked him down).... (Gets up exhausted)....."
  • Tigress: ".... DON'T TAKE YOUR FURY OUT ON CHILDREN?! For what it's worth, disobedient as they were, they were only helping! They prevented Winger from claiming another victim!"
  • Crane: "A SMALL VICTORY TO THE FACT THAT HE'S STILL OUT THERE?! And he won't completely run away! He'll just hide in the shadows and watch us! That means, HE COULD STILL HAD SEEN THAT GASTER AND OCELLUS ARE CHANGELINGS AND WOULD KNOW THAT THEY'RE SHAPESHIFTERS?! HE NOW HAS SEEN THE STUDENTS, ALONG WITH SPIKE, TWILIGHT, AND ME?! NOW, HE'S NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL HE HUNTS THEM AND MYSELF DOWN AND TAKES OUR WINGS LIKE THEY WERE TROPHIES?! LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES?! HE'S A DETERMINED AND RUTHLESS HUNTER?! HE'S NOT GONNA CARE ABOUT AGE OR SIGNIFIGENCE TO EQUESTRIA?! ALL HE CARES ABOUT, IS THE BLASTED WINGS?! AND HE AIN'T GONNA STOP TILL HE TAKES THEM AWAY, NOT CARING FOR THEIR SUFFERING, FOR HE LOST HIS EMPATHY LONG AGO AND CLOSED HIMSELF FROM THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS, ALL FOR A CRAZED GOAL?! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME, TO NOT SCOLD AT THE BRATS, YOU STUPIDED, STRIPED, CAT?! THAT TEMPER WAS WHY YOU WERE ORPHAN- (Tigress stomped down that caused the trees to shake, as Peewee arrived to comfert Spike)......."
  • Po: Ohhh, you just took it too far!
  • Tigress: "..... WE ARE SETTLING THIS, NOW?!"
  • Crane: "(Eye twitches), Oh, is that what you want, IS THAT WANT YOU WANT?! OKAY THEN, BRING IT ON, MASTER SOURPUSS?! I ALWAYS WANTED A SHOT AGAINST SHIFU'S FAVORITE ANYWAY?! (CHARGES WHILE HONKING ANGERLY, WINGS FLAPPING LIKE MAD)?!"
  • He and Tigress began fighting!
  • Rainbow Dash: GUYS! (The rest of the Mane 5 arrive)
  • Rarity: SPIKEY! (Hugs Spike very tightly)
  • Fluttershy: We were so worried about Spike and the students!
  • Applejack: Everyone okay?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sees Tigress and Crane aggressively fighting as the other Lougers and the Friendship School staff arrived, with Shifu and Shen looking in shock) Uh, what's with them?
  • Icky: "... That, My dear Rainbow..... Is a classic case, of Louger Druma."
  • Crane was frailing madly as Tigress perfectly deflected against Crane's made rage perfectly without hurting him!
  • Gazelle was going to go intervine, but Shifu stopped her.
  • Shifu: ".... This is between them, and them alone."
  • Shen: (Sees the students and has the wolves drag them away) (Dubbed as Edgar) We'll take care of you later.
  • Boss Wolf: "(Helping contain the students) Nothing personal kids, it's only for your own safety. Sorry it ain't exactly a proper thank you."
  • Gaster: "Tch. Don't worry. Kinda knew you guys were gonna be fickle about this. You athority types always have the worse way to say thank you."
  • Spike: (Whispers) I think this would be our cue to find Zecora.
  • Rarity: Oh. Right. (Lets go of Spike) Lead the way. (The Main 6 leave)
  • Lord Shen: "You girls go on.... We must stay here and take care of, some dirty laundry."
  • Applejack: "We understand. Mare-Zan, we need your help to rescue Zecora."
  • Mare-Zan: "Say no more! Let's go! (Mare-Zan follows the Mane 6!)."
  • Friend Owl: "Tread carefully, young ladies, plus Spike. And stay togather."
  • Crane: (At a grip-lock with Tigress) You know, if you're not gonna fight back, it's gonna be harder for both of us!
  • Tigress: "I am trying to not hurt one of my friends!"
  • Crane: "THEN WHAT DID YOU CALL, FORCING ME INTO A CAGE AND NOT LETTING ME CONTINUE MY QUEST FOR WINGER?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN FIND ME ANYWAY?!"
  • Yakhalla: "Did you already forgotten that you asconded with a MAGICAL MINOTAUR/YAK HYBRID EARLIER IN THE DAY!?"
  • Crane: ".... OKAY, ADMITINGLY, THAT WAS A STUPID QUESTION?!"
  • Mantis: Plus, you kinda left a calling card. (Holds up the feather Crane used to escape)
  • Crane: ".... UGH, THAT ALWAYS BACKFIRES ON ME!?"
  • Viper: Crane, don't make this any more difficult than it has to be.
  • Crane: But I have to go out to fight Winger! (Tigress throws Crane into a tree)
  • Tigress: THEN TELL ME WHY!
  • Crane: "IT'S A PERSONAL, FAMILY MATTER?! (Charges, but got pinned down so hard that it smacked the fight out of Crane!).... Ugh....."
  • Tigress: ".... Then we're taking you back to the school!"
  • Crane: "(Chokes a bit, as tears were rampent.)."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Every well, everyone. Let's return to the school.... (The group proceeded to leave as Crane gets dragged)"
  • Crane:... I thought I could trust you all!
  • Tigress: Yeah? Well we thought we could trust you, too. You can fly away all you want, but until you tell us about Winger, you're never leaving our sight.
  • Crane: YOU'RE GOING TO LET HIM WIN JUST TO GET THE INFORMATION?!?
  • Tigress: If that's what it takes.

Zecora's Hut

  • Some Orc Mercs are seen patroling outside of the hut, as inside, an Ogre with a war hammer was seen making sure that Zecora obeys her tasks and makes the potion.
  • Ogre: ".... Work faster, ya striped donkey."
  • Zecora: Don't be so fussy you great big hussy.
  • Ogre: AND STOP RHYMING!!!! CAN YOU EVER STOP?!?
  • Zecora: "Quit being a baby, and you'll get a big maybe."
  • Ogre: "UGHHHH?! I, UGGUS THE GOREIFYER,"
  • Zecora: "(Rolling eyes) Charming name."
  • Ogre (Uggus): "DO NOT, APPRESIATE RHYMES?! SO EITHER STOP NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I'LL SHOVE ONE OF THESE MASKS UP YOUR OVERIES?!"
  • Zecora: I will comply, Joyless Beast.
  • Uggus: That's better.
  • The Mane 6, Mare-Zan and Spike are seen in the bushes look at the Orc Mercs surrending the place and Uggus being inside the hut with Zecora.
  • Twilight: There she is.
  • Rainbow Dash: So how do we get past ol' Shrek-for-brains over there?
  • Rarity: "These orcs are clearly men. Let's this be up to my, feminent charms."
  • Twilight: "Rarity, there's a good chance these Orcs aren't bronies, never mind fans of yours."
  • Pinkie: Well, we're gonna need SOME kind of distraction.
  • One Orc Merc was seen as if he was holding it in!
  • Orc Merc 2: ".... Dude, you okay?"
  • Orc Merc 1: "I need to go to the bathroom?!"
  • Orc Merc 2: "Awww, gees man! I thought I told you to go before we came all the way out here from the base in the Itch-Leafs part of Everfree!"
  • Orc Merc 1: "I didn't felt like I needed to at the time!"
  • Orc Merc 2: "Ugh, just, go somewhere in the forest out of sight, okay? And don't forget to wipe! We may be orcs, but we're not disgusting about it!"
  • Orc Merc 1: "BUT THE FOREST DOESN'T HAVE A TOILET?!"
  • Orc Merc 2: "WELL UNLESS YOUR WILLING TO HIKE ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE BASE, MAKE DUE WITH WHAT YOU GOT, MAN?! NOW GO?!"
  • Orc Merc 1: "(Moves off to a secluded part to do his business in)."
  • Orc Merc 3: "What was up with him?"
  • Orc Merc 2: "Idiot didn't do his business before we left."
  • Orc Merc 3: "Well now this forest is going to smell like Orc Crap or Orc Piss for awhile. The great orc gods forbid it's both!"
  • Orc Merc 2: "Ugh, don't remind me. As if the smell of noxious pollen wasn't bad enough."
  • Pinkie: Itch-Leaves? Noxious pollen?... Eh, I got nothing.
  • The Main 5 and Spike facehoof/palm!
  • Spike: I have an idea. Twilight, I'll need your help.
  • Twilight: Okay. What do you want me to do?
  • Soon, they both come back, with Twilight levitating a paper bag full of orc poop.
  • Twilight: Ew, this is so gross. Most undigifived thing a princess has ever done!
  • Spike: I'm sure Celestia had done worse to save Equestria. Now for Phase 2. (Breathes a little fire on the bag and Twilight levitates it over to the orcs, and drops it right next to one of them.)
  • Orc Merc 4: "(Looks at the bag).... OH S***?! (Stomps on the bag to put out the fire, but ends up stepping on the poop) AWWWWWW, MORE S***?!"
  • Orc Merc 3: "Aw what happened? (Sniffs)..... AND THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?!"
  • Orc Merc 4: "I STOMPED ON A BURNING BAG OF S***, MAN?!"
  • Orc Merc 2: "Awwww, bro, that's disgusting! Ugh, and worse, from the smell of it, THAT'S ORC S***!? Ughhh, like, ughhhhhhhh?!"
  • Uggus barged out!
  • Uggus: "THE BLOODY 'ELL'S GOING ON?! (Sniffs)..... AND WHO CRAPPED THEIR PANTS?!"
  • Orc Merc 5: "No one did, Craggon just stomped on a burning bag of s***."
  • Uggus: ".... Okay, who's pulling childish pranks over 'ere?!"
  • Pinkie: (She and Rarity sneak into the hut without the orcs and Uggus noticing) (whispers) Psst, Zecora! We're here to save you.
  • Zecora: That is what I am most of which in gradatude for, Miss Pinkie-
  • Pinkie: Shh! (Leads Zecora away as Rarity levitates the cauldron and the list of potion ingredients out of the back of the hut, as Uggus was already strangling an Orc Merc to try and get answers, as the three got out just in time!)
  • Rainbow Dash: "Great! Now let's scram!"
  • The group escape.

Friendship School.

  • The Wolves had arrived to the Friendship school with the Students and saw crowds of concerned parents, as well as the representives.
  • University: "Oh thank goodness you arrived! (Gets to the students) I'm afraid the sent alarm has dragged in droves of concerned parents for the pony student population, as well as the representives."
  • Gaster: "We have working eyes, gramps. We can see that for ourselves."
  • Thorax: "Ocellus! Gaster! (Gets to the two with Pharynx). Look, Ocellus, I know you came to enjoy the school, but, we have to take you home now. Any place with a wing slicer going around and about just isn't safe!"
  • Pharynx: "You heard him, drones number 19 and 20! WE'RE HEADING HOME, ON THE DOUBLE?!"
  • Seaspray: "Silverstream! Thank goodness your fine! But I fear that you need to return to the kingdom at once under your aunt's orders! She only wants you to be safe!"
  • Ember: "SMOLDER, QUARTZ?! I'm dragging your asses back to the Dragonlands! We need to make preperations to protect you and all other hatchlings from a wing-slicing psyco?!"
  • Grandpa Gruff: "GALLUS?! (Grabs him by the tail) Your uncle has insisted that a school in close proxinity of a wing cutting psycopath is no place for you! We're out of here?!"
  • Maritime: "Shore, I'm sorry, but you need to be taken back to the safety of the sea."
  • Yakbrain: "Yona, dispite you not having a criteria of what this madman seeks in victims, I rather not risk it! I am taking you to the safety of Yakyakistan to avoid this!"
  • Sandbar's father: "Sandbar, son, we, we may have to consider moving. Ya know, away from a scary wing slicing psycopath? Cause that doesn't make for a good neighborhood, ya know?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Whoa whoa whoa, guys, calm down, can't you all just wait to discuss it with Sparkle first?"
  • Pharynx: "And give that wing-slicer a chance to get more victims? HELL NO?! If she wants to bitch and moan to us, she can do it at our places?!"
  • Thorax: "AHEM!!? What he means is, if she has a concern, she'll have to take it up with each of us. We're sorry, but we only want what's best for the children."
  • Boss Wolf: ".... Oh wolf."

Meanwhile, with the rest of the Lodgers...

  • Po: That could've turned ugly if it wasn't for the kids' quick thinking.
  • Tigress: Yes, but Crane still has to answer for-
  • Napoleon: Shh, shh, shh, shh, listen! (His ear lifts up) Sounds like an eight-horse... ooh...
  • Lafayette: An eight-horse what?
  • Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, but it's an eight-horse cauldron full of liquid. (The Mane Group exits the Everfree Forest, with Twilight levitating the cauldron)
  • Lord Shen: "I see you managed to secure Zecora, and what I assume is the basis potion that is sans Phenox feathers."
  • Yakhalla: How the devil did you get past Winger's goons?!
  • Spike: (Scoffs and says this to the shock of the heroes)
Rallo tubbs likes to cuss

Rallo tubbs likes to cuss

  • Spike:...... Did I just cuss?!... OH GOD, THE DRAGON INSTINCT IS KICKING IN!!!!
  • Twilight: We'll worry about that later. But yeah, that's basically how it went down.
  • Pinkie: "And we got a list! (Shows that list)."
  • Shifu: "A list? (Takes it).... This is diffently the anichent recipe for Phenox Granted Immortality. Known only by the most dedicated shcolers in potions, or tribal shamans."
  • Spike: "(Petting Peewee) Well thankfully, it's pretty useless without Phenox feathers."
  • Shifu: "That doesn't mean he won't seek to reclaim it back, and then complete it."
  • Rarity: "Well, then let's scrap the list and dump the potion somewhere where it can't do any harm."
  • Shifu: "That won't do much good. As long as The Winger still remembers the potion by memory, he'll only seek out another means to make it."
  • Rainbow Dash: "No problem. We'll just nail him and make him forget about the potion."
  • Crane: "(Getting Twitchy and insane) EASIER SAID THEN DONE, FOOLS?! THE WINGER'S NO EASY FEAT?!"
  • Tigress: "Ignore him, he's still not himself."
  • Crane: SCREW YOU!!!
  • Twilight: "But it is undeniable that Crane knows Winger better then us. We need to help him snap out of it if we're gonna-"
  • Boss Wolf: "(Arrives) Everyone! We have a problem! The Representives and the Parents arrived to take the kids home!"
  • Twilight: Oh, no. I'll deal with this. (Sets the cauldron down and goes to the school)
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait! What are WE supposed to do?!
  • ???: CANNONBALL! (Discord appears in an old-timey swimsuit and cannonballs into the cauldron, splashing all of the incomplete potion out, soaking the others)
  • Lord Shen:.... (Sarcasticly) Thank you, Discord. Our adventures in Equestria aren't usually complete without at least one of your surprises.
  • Discord: Fluttershy! Am I glad you're here! I need to borrow your wings.
  • Fluttershy: Borrow my... wings?
  • Rainbow Dash: What are you up to Discord?
  • Discord: Well, since I heard that Celestia issued a no-flying alarm, I felt I had to do my part.
  • Rainbow Dash: What did you do, take the wings of every Pegasus in Equestria?
  • Discord: NO!... I took the wings from every Pegasus in Equestria, except Cloudsdale, in due to that the psyco in unlikely to get up there, but to be safe, I put up a protective barrier on that place, and turned Celestia and Luna back into Serpicorns to better defend them.
  • Fluttershy: Without asking?
  • Discord:... Ohhhh..... I knew I forgot something. Well, the point is, I'm sure Celestia will be glad for the help.
  • Applejack: "Well, 50/50, I think. She'll be glad that your helping Equestria out, but she might be abit ornery about not asking for permission."
  • Discord: "Fair's fair. But at least it's a step in the right direction."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ugh, do I have to give up my wings too? They're kinda connected to my speed!"
  • Discord: "Oh don't worry, your an exception because that speed is surely enough protection. I just need Fluttershy's because, well ya know, flying is not really her character's gimmick. Basicly being an Equestrian Snow White is. (Gives Fluttershy a Disney's Snow White Dress)....."
  • Fluttershy: ".... Why is it that people synmomamusly think I'm like Snow White when they think of me?"
  • Icky: "Because ya both involve animals and being unaplogenticly nice, that's why."
  • Discord: Yes. Now where's Twilight? I need to see if I can get HER wings, too.
  • Lord Shen: (Still fussing over his robe) She had business to attend to.
  • Spike: Well, you can have MY wings, Discord! You have NO idea what they put me through just to get away from that maniac!
  • Discord: Oh, but I do. I have the whole thing recorded right here. (Appears as a film-maker and plays a movie version of Spike's chase scene while this plays)
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

Spike's Chase Scene with Winger (Discord's Version)

  • Spike: Just couldn't leave it alone, could you?
  • Discord: "Oh don't worry, at least thanks to Sparkle and the Friendship Patrol, it had a happy ending."
  • Rarity: (She is seen fussing over her mane) Well, let's hope Twilight knows what she is doing with the representatives and the students' parents.

Friendship School, Twilight's Office.

  • Yakbrain: "I DARE YOU TO ENLIGHTEN US WHY WE SHOULD STILL LET OUR KIDS BE IN THIS SCHOOL WHEN THERE'S A PSYCOPATH ABOUT?!"
  • Seaspray: "Indeed! We would like a good explaination to this, Princess Sparkle!"
  • Grandpa Gruff: "YEAH?! OUT WITH IT?!"
  • Ember: "And make it good!"
  • Twilight: "Please know that this school has the greatest magical defences it can offer."
  • Maritime: "Not that I don't disagree, but I also don't want to take chances!"
  • Pharynx: "ESPEICALLY WHEN MAGIC DEFENCES CAN FALL?!"
  • Sandbar's Mother: "What makes you sure they're safe cooped up in one place then at home?!"
  • Twilight: Because the Lodgers, my friends and I will take care of this psychopath very soon!
  • Pharynx: "WELL TOO BAD THAT ENDED UP BEING DECLAIRED AFTER THAT PERYTON PRINCESS ENDED UP BEING TURNED INTO A NORMAL DEER AFTERWORDS?!"
  • Twilight: "It's not just that..... I'm afraid to say that thanks to Gaster not being an obedient sort, the psyco, kinda has seen your kinds. And, Crane has warned that he will try to track them down, and, going to your homes will just make it easier for him to, do so."
  • Thorax: "..... Pharynx, this is, almost, exactly what I warned you about! Gaster is not very good with athority!"
  • Pharynx: "WELL YOU ONLY HAVE CHRYSALIS TO BLAME FOR THAT, NOW DO YOU?!"
  • Twilight: "Wait a minute.... What's this about?"
  • Pharynx: "..... (Sighs)..... I'd been meaning to say this earlier before the Vi-Tor mess happened.... You see, Chrysalis had him and his brothers look for a cursed staff made from a petrifived tapeworm of a dark elf with parasite powers, and..."

An explanation later.

  • Pharynx: ".... And that was it."
  • Yakbrain: "...... You sent in a student, WITH OBEDIENCE ISSUES?!"
  • Grandpa Gruff: "YA DO REALISE THAT THANKS TO THE BRAT, NOW A PSYCO WANTS TO HUNT DOWN THE SON OF AN AMBASSITOR?!"
  • Seaspray: "Among others! Silverstream will have to live with her mother in Seaquestria for her safety?!"
  • Sandbar's Dad: "And it's all thanks to that nasty little kid?!"
  • Pharynx: "WHY ARE YOU AND THE YAK AND SEAPONY WORRIED?! YA DON'T HAVE WINGS?!"
  • Maritime: "Be that as it may, he might hunt them down as a means to get them out of the way for being friends of flying creatures! And we have that nasty Gaster to thank for it?!"
  • Pharynx: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF I THOUGH A F*****G FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL WAS WHAT HE NEEDED TO BE BETTER?! BESIDES, HE TOLD ME THAT THE TEACHERS AND THE LOUGERS WOULDN'T ALLOW THEM TO COME AND HELP TO BEGIN WITH?!"
  • Yakbrain: "Oh sure, blame the faculty for TRYING TO KEEP THEM SAFE?!"
  • Pharynx: "You guys forgot already that they managed to outfox that-..... That..... What was that Segrego guy again?"
  • Twilight: "A nuckelavee."
  • Pharynx: "THAT?! THOSE KIDS, MANAGED TO SURVIVE AGAINST WHAT WAS BASICLY A WRONGLY PUT TOGATHER CENTAUR THAT STILL HAD A HORSE HEAD ON IT, AND DIDN'T EVEN HAD EVER-LASTING SCARS!? COMPAIRED TO THAT, A WING-SLICING NUTCASE IS KINDA NOTHING?!"
  • Seaspray: "Your trying to say as if the faculty keeping these children safe was an act of imcompidence?!"
  • Pharynx: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
  • Yakbrain: Well, what DID you mean?
  • Pharynx: I mean, maybe Yona is more proud of her yak heritage than you think... BROTHERFORD!
  • Twilight: (GASPS)!
  • Thorax: PHARYNX, NO!
  • Yakbrain: (Twiches in anger)... What... Did you... Call me?
  • Pharynx: "YA HEARD ME RIGHT!? WHAT, YOU GOT HAIR IN YOUR EARS TOO?! I SAID, BROTHERFORD?!"
  • Yakbrain angerly snorts repeatingly as he breaths in and out!
  • Yakbrain: "(Angerly) IF I WASN'T SUCH A PASIFISTIC GENTLEMEN, I WOULD'VE COMMITED AN ACT OF VIOLENCE FOR THAT INSULT?!"
  • Pharynx: "Tch, yeah, your pretty much like my brother! He isn't even a threat to a parasprite!"
  • Yakbrain: WELL HEAR THIS THEN: YOU VERY WELL SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN REFORMED?! IN FACT, WITH THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS, YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN EXILED A LONG TIME AGO!!!!
  • Pharynx:.........
  • Twilight: YAKBRAIN!!
  • Pharynx:... That's it!?! Bro, this is the last straw! Sending Gaster here was a BIG mistake! When this is over, I'm having him sent straight back home, and I'll make sure his parents know what he's been doing! I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WOULD MAKE HIM BETTER AND FIX WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS BROTHERS, BUT IT FAILED?! MISERABLY?!
  • Thorax: Pharynx, please-
  • Pharynx: NO! Gaster is never to go outside Changeling territory ever again?! These pea-brains clearly don't appresiate it?!
  • Thorax: Pharynx, remember who's in charge here!
  • Pharynx: Well too bad, because by making a rash decision, protocol states that martial law must be set to correct the issue. And it starts with BANNING GASTER FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!
  • Twilight: You can't do that!!
  • Pharynx: Sorry, but my mind is made up! I expect Gaster back to our hooves by the end of the day, or our alliance is OVER!
  • Twilight: EXCUSE ME, JACKASS, YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR TO GASTER!!!
  • Pharynx: What choice do I have? He convinced seven of your students to disobey you. He's incapable to respect athority! I can't risk Changelings to have a bad rap again because of Gaster! As much as I like his spunk, his lack of obedience makes him a flightrisk!?
  • Twilight: He'll learn!
  • Pharynx: THAT'S MY PROBLEM?!...... What if he can't? What if all he does is give these guys a bad idea how Changelings work?! For the sake of the race and the colony, I can't risk that!
  • Twilight: THORAX, SAY SOMETHING!!!
  • Thorax:... (Sighs) I'm afraid I can't. My kingdom is under martial law. Pharynx is leading now. So what he say, goes.
  • Twilight: JUST TALK TO HIM!!!
  • Thorax: Oh, I'm afraid that's not possible. When Pharynx makes up his mind, nothing changes it. I'm afraid you'll have to do what he says.
  • Yakbrain: "Besides, Sparkle, don't you already have A changeling in the school grounds anyway? What's minus that Gaster anyway?"
  • Twilight:..... Pharynx, please, can't we talk this out? There has to be SOMETHING we can do to change your mind!
  • Pharynx: (Thinks about it)..... How's about this? If you give the kids a chance to help beat that screw-loose wing hunter, I'll backtread everything I said and apologise.
  • Yakbrain: "Oh what a phathicly easily refusable offer-"
  • Twilight: It's a deal!
  • Yakbrain: WHAT?! P-P-Princess, you can't possibly-
  • Twilight: I think you'll find that I can, Yakbrain. Think about it. If it wasn't for Gaster disobeying my orders, I would've lost my wings.
  • Yakbrain: But then you'd just be a regular unicorn!
  • Twilight: A unicorn capable of alicorn magic.
  • Yakbrain: "AND HOW IS THAT TECNECALLY BAD?! YOU WOULD BE A POWERFUL UNICORN THEN?!"
  • Twilight: "THINK MORE ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL ASPECT THEN PRACTICALITIES?! THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS WOULD EMOTIONALLY DESTROY CELESTIA THAT HER PROTEGE WAS UNDONE BY SOME MADMAN?!"
  • Silence....
  • Seaspray: ".... You know, Sir Yakbrain..... That's kinda a good point. Celestia, would be devastated that her hard work and devotion, is undermined like that."
  • Yakbrain: ".... Well, yes, but, you were without wings before, Miss Sparkle. You need to think about the students that have wings their whole life! At least you can re-adjust back to using air-balloons to get anywhere or using a train more frequintly! But the students with naterol flight abilities? THEY MIGHT NEVER ADJUST?! They don't know what life without wings is like!"
  • Twilight: And they never will, once we stop Winger. I just need the cooperation of one of the Lodgers, who, has a bit of an existential crisis surrounding him, and we'll be set to go fight him off.
  • ???: Here, here! (Discord appears in a cheerleading outfit similar to the ones in Rainbow Falls, but it matches Twilight's colors, and spells out the words with his long body) Give me a "P-r-i-n-c-e- Double s-s"! Give me a "T-w-i-l-i-g-h-t"! Give me a "S-p-a-r-k-l-e"! What's that spell?! (He is greeted with silence)... Party poopers.
  • Twilight: "Discord? What're you here for?"
  • Discord: The others told me you had official business, and I assumed you'd be here. Either that or your castle. Either way, I'm here to collect your wings.
  • Twilight: My... wings? What for?
  • Yakbrain: To prove my point, no doubt.
  • Discord: Oh, I'm sorry, did I come at a bad time? Because I don't recall asking your opinion, Brotherford. (Everyone gasps)
  • Thorax: Here we go again.
  • Yakbrain: "(Twiches while growling) IF I WASN'T A PASIFIST GENTLEMEN, NOR IF YOU WERE AN UNHARMABLE FORCE OF CHAOS, I WOULD'VE COMMITED AN ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU?!"
  • Discord: "Well, it's a good thing that you are you, and I is I. What was with that, anyway?"
  • Thorax: It's a... Combination of the word "brother" and the name "Rutherford".
  • Twilight: He means a portmanteau. Pharynx used it to compare Yakbrain to his brother, which I can safely guess he hates.
  • Yakbrain: "(Calming down) By all means, I now enjoy a kinder relationship with my brother. It's the problem that I am being compared to AN IDIOT is the underlining issue?! Nothing insult's a man's genius more, then being paired to an intellectually inferior man?! Also.... It was an old insult of endearment from my younger days. That makes the salt in the wound, worse."
  • Discord: Well, I'll be sure not to make THAT mistake again. So make with the wings, girl.
  • Twilight: "I want to ask why though?"
  • Discord: "Oh silly me! Let me explain."

An explanation later.

  • Discord: (grabs the "An explanation later" card) Just in case it's needed again.
  • Twilight: So you want me to give up my wings so I can better protect myself from the Winger, huh? I... Guess that makes sense. But you ARE going to give back all the wings you took, unshield Cloudsdale, and turn Princess Celestia and Luna back to normal, right?
  • Discord: Uh, why wouldn't I? Even if I was still evil, what use would I have for an entire collection of wings?
  • Twilight: Okay, then, point taken. Hit me with your best shot. (Discord snaps his fingers, and Twilight's wings disappear)
  • Thorax: Uh, Discord? One minor problem: What if the Winger tried to cut off YOUR wings?
  • Discord: Oh, psh, please, dear boy, my wings are ALREADY removable. (Takes both of his wings off and he's still flying) See? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Crystal Empire to swaddle up the baby to hide her wings.
  • Twilight: "Ask Candence and Shining first!"
  • Discord: "Oh don't worry, I know how touchy those two can be with Flurry. I may enjoy being unpredictable, but after being reformed for 5 years, I DO have standards." (He teleports away)
  • Twilight: Great. In the meantime, I hope you will have faith in the students.
  • Yakbrain: "Faith in the children isn't the issue, Sparkle. Their hand in defeating a product of the Fear Wars speaks for itself. It's our faith in YOUR ability to keep them SAFE that's what's on the line, Sparkle. I can understand this school was meant for them to partake in the Map's friendship missions or calls to action and more, but don't forget an alien situation like this psychopath is still rather early for them. We expect that you keep them as close and safe to you and other faculty members as much as equinely possable, Miss Sparkle! Am I clear?"
  • Twilight: Perfectly clear, Yakbrain.
  • Yakbrain: "Good. Just hope we make clear on that."
  • Twilight: Seaspray, I trust you will handle the protection of the hippogriffs?
  • Seaspray: "Easier done than said. Espeically since Sky Beak is already having Hippogriffs retreat in the water to hide out in an event the psycho would come to our terratory, like when the Storm King was a problem."
  • Twilight: "What about the Changelings, Thorax?"
  • Thorax: "Well, tecnecally, we did used to have a defence in Chrysalis' throwne, being made of magodranium, a rare planetary core stone that only sprouts out on very rare events and that random places. But, one, it was destroyed, and two.... We don't know if Chi can be effected since, it's not a thing Equestria is used to.... Unless you count the Feonixes in Lycania and their ability to use magic with their Chi."
  • Bikini: Wha, really?
  • Thorax: Yeah, but they haven't been seen in millennia, so no luck there.
  • Twilight: "Don't worry. Shen still held on to pieces of that stone after Chrysalis and her mom basicly ruined his desires for it. He'll be happy to make a new magodrainium defence. But it will have to be modifived to effect chi, so I think Po can help with that. Grandpa Gruff, your country is on the other side of the Celestial Sea. Can I trust Griffonstone to lay low, or at least not fly as much?"
  • Grandpa Gruff: "Just an FYI, I can't promise the particularly stupid griffins would take the alarm seriously. We griffins ARE stubborn folk. I might need some help to get those jackasses to know their place!"
  • Twilight: "Gilda might help with that."
  • Grandpa Gruff: ".... Hey, good choice. Gilda has a rough girl reputation in Griffinstone, as technical 'friendship ambassador' for us."
  • Twilight: Right, I'll get her on that. (To Ember) Ember, how many of your elite dragons don't have wings?
  • Ember: "You mean you want Wingless Drakes, who are sub-dragon freaks of nature?"
  • Twilight: "But do they live in the Dragon Lands? As in the wild territory of Dragonmainia?"
  • Ember: "Dragonia, if you please. We consider that name a disrespect to dragon kind. It's like calling Equestria 'Ponyplace' or something."
  • Twilight: Duly noted.
  • Ember: "(Sighs).... As for the Drakes, they have a terratory to their own in the far boarders. They call it Drakekinia, but we call it Wingless Town. But do you really want their help, Sparkle? They're backwards, rowdy, annoying freaks! Also, sometimes, some of them, don't even breath fire! Just either sparks or gas!"
  • Twilight: "I take it dragons and drakes are not considerably good friends?"
  • Ember: "The wingless drakes anyway!"
  • Twilight: "But you have to remember that your winged elite may end up being harmed by the Winger. It may be time now more then ever to build bridges between dragons and drakes."
  • Ember: "..... (Moans)..... Fine. But no promises that it'll work. Wingless Drakes aren't as considerate to the Dragon Lord as dragons are. We have hated each other for Gods know how long."
  • Twilight: I'll take what I can get. (to Yakbrain) Yakbrain, I want you to reach out to Prince Rutherford. Tell him to send his strongest armies to protect Equestria.
  • Yakbrain: "Actselly, Rutherford was already a step ahead for once in his primitive mind's life. He went to ask father to send some of the Yakland's armies into Equestria. They might be more effective then what Yakyakastan can scround up. Hence why he isn't here with us."
  • Twilight: Great. You're all dismissed. (The representatives leave)
  • Sandbar's Dad: "Hey, how come she didn't ask US what to do?"
  • Sandbar's Mom: "Depends, are we representives of a country?"
  • Sandbar's Dad: "..... Touché."
  • The two leave as well.
  • Twilight: Now to check on the Lodgers.

Chapter 4: Crane's Past/Gaster's CrisisEdit

Koningin's gym.

  • Crane: YOU'RE ALL MAKING A BIG MISTAKE!!!
  • Icky: Tsk tsk tsk. Sounds like someone who hasn't learned how to be openly honest to his own friends and family.
  • Crane: It also sounds like someone wants a beating.
  • Icky: Sorry, this time, I refused to be comedically scared off to the side! Contuary what this series had shown, I HAVE MY PRIDE?! No honesty, no freedom. Your choice.
  • Crane: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! YOU ALL CALL YOURSELVES HEROES, YET HERE YOU ARE, GAMBLING WITH PEOPLE'S WINGS, JUST TO GET ME TO CONFESS?!? IF THE HIGH COUNCIL GOT WORD OF THIS, YOU'D BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!
  • Merlin: Remember that you're among High Councilors. We're more than capable of convincing them that this was for a good reason. Besides, don't expect the High Council to defend secret-holding anyway, even if sometimes we're guilty of it ourselves. We're at least self-aware that keepings secrets even for a greater good, backfires on us eventually and how we must explain now to at least keep it from doing harm! You commited the act of not realising that keeping quiet about that mad ostrich has backfired! You withheld this preventable surprise from us for years and allowed Winger to come here and threaten the inhabitants, Wicked Dark's implied involvement aside. How do you expect us to trust you after that?
  • Crane: BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY!!!!
  • Tigress:... Are we?
  • Crane:... I don't know. ARE WE?! Maybe I don't need you all anymore after how you're treating me right now.
  • Sparx: LE GASP!!
  • Crane:... You heard me!
  • Sparx:... (Whispering) Who even are you anymore?
  • Crane: Who even are YOU people anymore?! You're no better by keeping me from my personal business! The Winger is MY BIOLOGICAL FAMILY'S PROBLEM?! IT WAS ONLY FAIR, I GET TO DEAL WITH IT PERSONALLY?!
  • Sandy: Uh, we can do this without you if we must. We mean it, Crane, you're not leaving until you fess up. You betrayed our trust by hiding Winger from us.
  • Crane: OH, IT'S NOT LIKE EVEN YOU'LL ADMIT ANYTHING PERSONALLY SHAMEFUL OF YOUR OWN LIKE IF YOU HAD A FISH-LIKE OBSESSION WITH WATER AS A KID OR SOMETHING!!!
  • Sandy: (Paused)... THIS, is different. This personal shame, PUT EQUESTRIA IN DANGER!!! Even if Wicked Dark was the one who brought him here, it doesn't exactly change that you could've PREVENTED that from being a thing! Now, it's debatable how Wicked Dark learned about Winger, but given she had choas magic, it's hard to say! What's impourent, is about WHY The Winger is the hombre with a personal past with you!
  • Crane: AWWWWW, Shut up, ya stupid Texas rat! (Sandy started getting mad)
  • SpongeBob/Patrick: OH NEPTUNE, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!!
  • Sandy: Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!
  • Crane: I'm sorry, are we discussing your homeland, OR OUR TRUST ISSUES?! OR ANY RESPECT TO PEOPLE'S PRIVACY?!
  • Lord Shen: "It is not that we don't respect that the Winger is someone personal to you! We only have the problem, that the Winger, Wicked Dark or not, had found his way to another world and has harmed someone! You had the power to prevent this, but you choice to keep quiet for a reason we wish to understand!"
  • Crane: "THE WINGER WAS ONLY SUPPOSE TO BE MY PROBLEM?! NO ONE ELSE'S?! OKAY?!"
  • Sandy: "Well that don't give you a right to insult us just because you want to play Lone Ranger against this varmint?!"
  • Tigress: Allow me to remedy that remark.
  • Crane: Oh, a rematch, huh? I was caught off-guard the last time, but I'm ready for you now!
  • Tigress: How stupid do you think I am that I'll just leave you with a chance to escape? I've got a better rebuttal. (She took his hat and smashed it on his head and through his neck)
  • Crane:... THIS WAS MY FATHER'S HAT, YOU C**T!! AS IF BLAMING ME FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO PROMENADE WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, NOW YOU DESECRATE MY FATHER'S HONOR, ALL BECAUSE I INSULT THAT SQUIRREL BRAT'S HOMELAND?!
  • Tigress:... Oops.
  • Crane: Now I will NEVER tell you about Winger because you just made it more personal than it is. So, go ahead and keep me here. Once this is over, I'm done. I'm leaving the Lodgers because we can no longer trust each other.
  • Tigress: "Keep in mind that you're part of the Furious Five, who joined the Lougers!"
  • Crane: "YEAH, WELL, I'M LEAVING THAT TOO?! (Tigress Charged and start battling Crane!)"
  • Icky: "..... Get comfirtable folks.... This will take a while."

A long emotional fight later.

  • Crane and Tigress were still fighting, but Tigress kept an upper-hand, as the other Lougers were seen.
  • Tigress: "ADMIT THE TRUTH?!"
  • Crane: "I CAN'T?! IT'S FAMILY, BUSINESS?!"
  • The Teachers were seen as Twilight was about to enter, but Yakhalla stopped her.
  • Yakhalla: "They're still not yet ready, your highness."
  • Twilight: "(Sighs).... Very well. I'll check up on the girls. Keep me posted. (Leaves)."
  • Tigress finally won out as Crane was left winded and exhausted......
  • Tigress: ".... Crane..... I understand if this is something very personal to you. I understand that you deemed this to be your sole concern.... But you forfited the right of secludion, when you became part of a team. Many of us, had no problem sharing our personal lives with eachother.... Stop deeming yourself, an exception."
  • Crane: "..... (Gives up with a wimper)....... His name, was Vleuel Wingate.... An Ostrich of Africa of our world....... And a member, of a mighty speedster tribe known as The Spoed Tribe."

KFP Flashback.

  • A large tribe of speeding Ostrichs were seen!
  • (Crane): "Their tribe, lived peacefully in the beautiful plains of Spoed, as their village, nestled peacefully around a watering hole that granted their speed.... The Water, of Quickness."
  • Tribe members are seen christining their children to the water.
  • (Crane): "Vleuel, was among those children christined by the water. Vleuel and his brother were borned as happy go lucky children.... But, that changed, when Vleuel, was plagued, by ostrich discriminating punkwads."
  • Young Vleuel was seen being picked on by larger teen flying birds that mocked and laughed at him!
  • (Crane): "They never stopped tormenting him, they never stopped bothering him about how he can't fly, even when Ostriches aren't suppose to, and his brother wasn't able to do much about it. The many years of bullying to his teen years, finally was too much..... Vleuel, lost himself to his newfound hatered to all flyers, and wanted them gone! So, he came to learn from a vagavond traveling former master of Kung Fu, a powerful and forbidden move, The Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice. A desistating ability that would slice through anything, even if you had the toughest metal, hardest skin, or were even a deity of some form! It, was exactly, what an embittered and vengeful victim of some assholes.... Wanted."
  • The Vengeful Vleuel was seen using his new ability to take his revenge out on his old bullys as they screamed!
  • (Crane): "As a final insult, (Vleuel was putting on the fallen victims wings), He donned his victims wings, and became..... The Winger."
  • Vleuel left his victims alone, without their wings.
  • (Crane): "Winger traveled across Africa, to try and purged it of "Winged Demons", or "Flighters" as he calls them, in a means to never let any flightless bird to suffer from their "Cruelty", being numb to nuances, contextes, or even their suffering."
  • The Winger was seen attacking innosent flying birds, as he was seen by his hidden brother.....
  • (Crane): "His tribe, were heart-broken by what happened to him.... His brother, more so."
  • The Winger contained another victim as he was ready to slice!
  • (Crane): "The Tribe, tried to stop him. (The Spoed Tribe showed up)..... But Winger, was quick to escape. (The Winger retreated)..... The Tribe, failed to capture Winger..... For the Winger, was already leaving Africa, (Winger was seen running on top of the water), And heading, to China."
  • The Winger was already at the shores....
  • (Crane): "He came here, because chi was stronger in China then anywhere else in the world, so he can perfect the slice."
  • The Winger was seen training himself with the slice to perfection.
  • (Crane): "And he did, until he became perfect."
  • The Winger, now being a young adult, turned into a complete master of the move.
  • (Crane): "He, became one, with the chi of the move itself. (The Winger's eyes glew) With terrafying results."
  • It cuts to a smug business tycoon rooster of china making big plans.
  • (Crane): "But Vleuel would end up discover that the mining tycoon, Lord Xin Xin Jue, had heard about his tribe's lands, and planned to defelupt it in the name of the Emperor for the empire to use....."
  • The Winger appeared angerly behind the tycoon, who turned into a litterall chicken.
  • (Crane): "... Vleuel, wasn't a terrorably big fan of that idea."
  • The Winger got berseked and attacked!
  • (Crane): "Vleuel, broke into a violent rampage, and sliced off all the wings of Xin Xin's bird followers, and slain any guard that dared prove to be "Blind Slaves to Wing Demons"."
  • The Winger was seen having a violent rampage against the followers of Xin Xin, or even the occational unlucky bystander!
  • The Winger was seen finally having cowered Xin Xin, who cowered before him.
  • (Crane): "Xin Xin.... Begged for his life."
  • Xin Xin: "Please, please, I beg of you, spare me! I'll, I'll give you whatever you want! Money, women, both, a place with the Emperor! I can arrange it?! I'll, I'll even cancel my plans for that watering hole! Just PLEASE SPARE ME?!"
  • Winger: ".... You, are a phathic worm?! You would backpeddle from your green for my people's lands, when your life depends on it?! You are even more unworthy of life then already, you greedy pig?!"
  • ???: "Stop this?!"
  • A Crane Fighter with a trope of other Asian Birds arrived in beautiful battle garb as their wings were complimenting the sunlight.
  • (Crane): "My father, Qu Yan, and the Guilded Wings, masters of flying and kung fu.... Arrived to be heroes...."
  • Qu Yan: "You have spilt enough blood, outsider. It is time for justice to make a final judgement."
  • Winger: "I beg to differ, winged demon?! (The Winger Charged, and began fighting with Qu Yan and the other Guilded Wing Masters)!"
  • (Crane): The Guilded Wings fought valiantly, my dad especially, and they would've won by having strength in numbers... But then...
  • The Winger: "(The Winger quickly entered a fast enough speed and spun around the shocked Guilded Wings, as the sound of slices are heard!)."
  • The Winger stopped.....
  • The Wings of the Members of the Guilded Wings, even Qu Yan's, fell off, as they all screamed and screeched in pain!
  • (Crane): "..... The Winger.... Proved to be too great an adversary."
  • The Winger collected the wings of the fallen Guilded Wings, espeically Qu Yan's......
  • The Winger looked at Qu Yan, who looked defeated and lost in pride.....
  • The Winger: "..... I will treasure our battle, forever. (Puts the wings in his cloakish cape, and looked at the scared Xin Xin).... Now.... Where were we? (Began to approuch Xin Xin, who began to scream in fear!)"
  • Qu Yan stared helplessly as the sound of a slice and a Rooster Crow was heard!
  • (Crane): ".... The Winger, slain two thngs..... An ambitsious fool's life...... And my father's legacy, as a hero."
  • Village Healers were seen healing the fallen heroes.
  • (Crane): "Then-Emperor Kun Lao, ordered the Guilded Wings retirement as a result, (Kun Lao pointed to the door for the Guilded Wings to go to), Then he declared Winger to be a wanted criminal, with a vast fortune as a reward for capture, or even slaying, of Winger... Nobody since my dad, was brave enough to accept even the most genrious offer the emperor himself offered! Dad, was given prostectic wings by a kindly inventor, so he is not without wings.... But he was still without flight..... He kept strong though, and became a good father to me and my brother and sister since..... But something, still died in dad, and all of us, knew this..... Father, wasn't able to live without flying, so..... One day, sometime after Qu Dan having left us, on his faverite chair torwords the sky, (Yan Fan, Crane's canon mother, came up to Qu Yan, coming to give him tea and dumplings)..... Dad..... Never woke up. (Yan Fan realised that Qu Yan was gone, and dropped her tray as glass shatter).... (Yan Fan broke into crying, as Crane and a new female crane saw this and gasped)...... Father's funeral, was the saddest, the village ever saw."
  • A chinese funeral was granted onto the fallen hero, as white was everywhere on all.
  • Crane's sister, Qu Jin, was seen crying most of all....
  • (Crane): "My sister..... Became a different person that day. (Qu Jin began determined).... The day after, she ran away from home, for then-mysterious reasons..... Till now, that I now know..... She reserected the Guilded Wings, with the next assendents of the original members.... And had Mei Ling joined, and had aimed to hunt down Winger for what he did.... While I..... Ended up a janitor....."

Flashback ends.

  • Crane: "..... And it ended up being like that for the two kung fu schools I was in, till I finally ran into what became the Furious Five."
  • Po: Crane... We're sorry that happened to you. About your dad.
  • Crane: No, you're not. If you were, you would've helped me beat winger, no questions asked.
  • Monkey: To be fair, you didn't really tell us who this guy was.
  • Crane: And that's why I have to fight him alone. The flightless can't understand.
  • Tigress looks angry and lunges at Crane, as if she's going to fight him again.
  • Viper: TIGRESS, NO! (Suddenly, Tigress hugs Crane, much to the others' surprise)
  • Po: Hey, that's MY bit-- (Monkey covers Po's mouth)
  • Monkey: "Don't spoil the moment, Po."
  • Tigress: The flightless DO understand, but as much of a wimp as you are, I can't watch my friend be killed. (to the others) We're leaving to find Winger.
  • Po: Uh... Maybe you can't watch ME be killed?
  • Crane: (Stunned by the hug) That's MY line...
  • Tigress: Po, like Monkey said, don't spoil the moment.
  • Po: "..... So that's what it's like to be Crane. (Leaves as well with the others)...."
  • Skyceria was seen having overheard it.....
  • Skyceria left to find the other students.

Dorms.

  • Gaster was seen angerly punching the wall!
  • Gallus: ".... WILL YA STOP IT ALREADY?! The Walls did NOTHING to you?!"
  • Gaster: It's not what the school did, it's what I did! How could I have been so stupid?! I JUST COSTED US EVERYTHING?! I SCREWED UP AGAIN?! LIKE WITH MY BROS?!
  • Yona: Well, why did we have to listen to you?! Uncle Yakbrain will never let this be lived down!
  • Sandbar: (Sobs with Shore) Oh, Shore! I'll miss you!
  • Shore: I already miss you! (Sobs)
  • Smolder: ".... This, sucks."
  • Silversream: "(Was silent)......."
  • Ocellus sat down, holding back tears.
  • Quartz: "..... Why does this always happen to me?"
  • ???: "You all are of wounded hearts."
  • Skyceria was seen....
  • Skyceria: "..... Like how Master Crane is."
  • Smolder: "YOU MEAN THE STUPID FUCKTOID WHO YELLED AT US FOR ONLY HELPING?!"
  • Silverstream: "Smolder! Please...... Your right, Skyceria.... I sensed that he had a deeper meaning."
  • Skyceria: "And he does..... My sister's attacker, harmed his father."
  • Quartz: "I know that. I was there."
  • Gallus: "..... So, the psyco screwed over Crane's dad, huh?"
  • Skyceria: "It was why he was so erradic..... He wanted to avenge someone he loved."
  • Gaster: "..... Well he didn't had to freak out on us! WE SAVED HIS SORRY ASS FROM ENDING UP LIKE HIS POPS?!"
  • Skyceria: He was wrong to do that. But now his friends are determined to make things right.
  • Gaster: "Well too bad we're gonna be left out for good this time, now that we're basicly gonna be deported back home."
  • Sandbar: And worse, Shore and I may never see each other again. (He and Shore hug sadly)
  • Yona: Yona may as well be talking yak speak for rest of life... And I'm just saying that out of depression. Please don't tell Uncle Yakbrain I spoke in yak speak again, he's already upset I was in a dangerious situation, hearing me in yak speak would just aggrovate him.
  • Silverstream: "And it's back to helping mom around the house for me."
  • Gallus: "And back to uncle making me a "Proper Griffin" in his eyes and making me proud of our heritage, even when it SUCKED in some places."
  • Ocellus: "And me and Gaster will start doing drone work." (Gaster rolls his eyes at that)
  • Smolder: "And I go back to being a trouble-making scamp."
  • Quartz: "..... And I go back to being alone."
  • Twilight: (Having overheard their concerns) Guys?...... Are you okay?
  • Gallus: Yeah, barely since we have to go probably forever.
  • Twilight: (Sighs)... Well, good news is, I talked the representives and Sandbar's parents out of it for now. But..... The bad news...... Pharynx declared martial law on the Changelings because of Gaster's position and says that if you all can't prove that you can handle Winger...... Gaster has to leave the school and stay in the Changeling Kingdom forever. Pharynx is concerned that, Thorax's intention for you in the school, has failed.
  • Gaster: (Shocked and betrayed)...... Pharynx, said that?
  • Twilight: "..... I'm sorry. He sounded like, he lost some faith in you."
  • Gaster:..... (Gets bitter and angry)..... Good!
  • Everyone: What?!
  • Gaster: He's right to turn on me like that, hurtful and double-crossing as it is! I stand alone and that means if I get forced into things like this, this is what you get. I didn't even want to be here in the first place?! So, don't bother yourself, princess! I don't need this school! All it is is a reminder of how childish you, your race, and your friendship philosophies are! I'm already planning on leaving anyway. (Magically reveals his packed belongings)
  • Ocellus:... You can't be serious!
  • Gaster: Guys, this is all my fault! This is why I'm better off alone. All I do is make everything worse. Thorax was just trying to make me something I'm not. Pharynx knew better that I wasn't the kind of Changeling to work with the place, and, hurtful as it was, he had a damn good point to it! I'm nothing but a bad egg.
  • Ocellus: You don't know what you are saying!
  • Gaster: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! YOU GET EASILY MISTAKEN AS A DUDE?! I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF GOT BYSEXUAL BECAUSE OF THAT?! I'M OUT?! (Starts Leaving!)
  • Yona: (Runs up to the door to prevent Gaster from leaving) You are not going anywhere!
  • Sandbar: And neither are we! If it means not leaving Shore, I'll gladly stand up against the Winger!
  • Shore: Same here!
  • Silverstream: If Cousin Skystar can help Princess Twilight beat the Storm King, I can help her fight the Winger!
  • Smolder: "Tch. We dragons? We never run from a fight. Espeically not from freaky Ostriches."
  • Quartz: ".... To not be alone again, I risk being wingless like father to do so!"
  • Ocellus: ".... Gaster, please.... I know you don't like to listen to athority figures.... But, don't do this for Twilight, nor even Pharynx, not even nessersarly us..... But for yourself. Restore faith in yourself, to have others have faith in you."
  • Gaster: ".... Ughhh..... Fine. BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE ASSHOLE CRANE SAID THAT FREAK WOULD HUNT ME DOWN ANYWAY?! It would be a pain if I had to go on with my life with that crazy over-sized Emu on my case every day!"
  • Ocellus: You know there's a difference between an ostrich and an emu, right?
  • Gaster: I'd meant that Emu comment as an insult, Oces. And even then, does it look like I care, Pretty Eyes?
  • Ocellus:... You think my eyes are pretty?
  • Gaster: (Hesitates embarrassed)... Pretty hard to look at!
  • Ocellus: Ugh! Let's just go!
  • Silverstream: (Her empathic abilities allow her to sense the relief and romantic feelings inside Gaster as he ran off)...("Really?... He has a crush on Ocellus?...... That must explain why he keeps teasing her.... I need to talk to him about that later.")
  • Twilight: Great! Let's go! (They hear screams in the distance) AND APPEARENTLY, NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON?!

Meanwhile, with the Mane 5 and Spike...

  • The group hears the screams as well.
  • Rainbow Dash: That sounded like Scootaloo!
  • Applejack: And Applebloom!
  • Rarity: And Sweetie Belle!
  • Fluttershy: (Now without wings) Oh, no! The Winger must have spotted them!
  • Spike: (Also without wings) Discord must've forgotten to take Scootaloo's wings or hadn't gotten to her yet, even though she can't fly yet!
  • Pinkie: Let's go! (they run off to the direction of the scream)

Ponyville park.

  • Scootaloo was seen buzzing away on her scooter with Applebloom and Sweetie Belle in tow via wagon, as The Winger was in persuit!
  • The Winger: "COME BACK HERE, TINY WING DEMON?! I PROMISE THAT THE PAIN WOULD ONLY BE FOR A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DAYS?!"
  • Scootaloo: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT OSTRICH?! I AM BARELY EVEN CAPABLE OF FLIGHT?!"
  • Applebloom: "IF I COULD TAKE A WILD GUESS, JUDGING BY THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK ABYSSINIAN, I'D SAY HE MUST BE FROM ONE OF THE LOUGERS' WORLDS AND PERHAPS BE SOME KIND OF DEMENTED WING HUNTER?!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "THAT STRANGELY MAKES SENSE TO ME FOR SOME SCARY REASON?! GO FASTER SCOOTALOO?!"
  • Scootaloo: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!
  • Applebloom: I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY FAST ON YOUR SCOOTER, BUT HE'S STILL KEEPING UP THE PACE!
  • Scootaloo: WELL, I'M DRAGGING A WAGONFUL OF TWO PONIES, AND HE'S ONLY GOT HIMSELF AND PRETTY GRIMDARK FASTION STATEMENT?!
  • Sweetie Belle: "...ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY WE'RE FAT?!"
  • Scootaloo: "AW DON'T START WITH ME, LITTLE MISS SENSITIVE ABOUT HER APPEARENCE?! I MEANT THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF TWO FILLIES ISN'T EXACTLY HELPING ME GET SPEED?!"
  • ???: WE'RE COMING, SCOOTS!
  • Scootaloo: It's Rainbow Dash! (The Mane 5 enter, with Spike riding on Applejack's back)
  • Spike: Hey, you oversized flightless chicken-legged car-crapper! Remember me?! (Realizes what he just called him) Okay... Maybe I shouldn't have called him that.
  • The Winger looked angerly at Spike, but then got confused....
  • The Winger: "..... What in the name of the African Sun? WHERE ARE YOUR WINGS, BOY?!"
  • Pinkie: "Like we're gonna tell you that Discord took them and the wings of other flyers of Equestria somewhere safe from you-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "PINKIE PIE?!"
  • Pinkie: "Oops. Sorry."
  • Rainbow Dash: Ugh! This is why Twilight couldn't trust us with the Storm King mission.
  • The Winger: ".... How is that physically possable for this, "Discord" to have obscound with these wings without inflicting pain on you!?"
  • Pinkie: Oh, that's easy. It's-
  • Rainbow Dash covered Pinkie's mouth to avoid more stupidity!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Clenched teeth) PINKIE, SHUT IT!!
  • Rarity: "As if we would share this infomation, you ruffian!"
  • The Winger quickly got to the Main 5 and Spike quickly as they flinched!
  • The Winger: "I, can be very creative, on how I can extract infomation. But fair warning: They can also be PAINFUL in that creativity. And don't dare think that just because you lack wings, doesn't mean your impervious to pain from me! I am no stranger to Non-Wings being against my quest. I can just as much slice off your horns and legs as punishment for defending wing demons, if though it is only wings I shall collect!"
  • Applejack: "Then obviously you are so obscessed with revenge for what others did to you that you lost sight of what you wanted to do."
  • The Winger: "AGGGGGHHHHH?! HOW DARE YOU QUOTE MY BROTHER?! YOU HAVE REMINDED ME OF MY BROKEN KINSHIP WITH MY OWN TRIBE?! YOU SHALL BE ESPEICALLY POINT, (Grabs Applejack by the tail and aims for her legs) TINY APPLE EQUINE?! (Readies a chi-turned hand-blade!)"
  • Applebloom: STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER! (Runs toward the Winger and bucks him in the ankle, knocking him down and releasing Applejack)
  • The Winger: "AGGGHHHHHH?! MY ANKLE?! (Feels the Ankle, as it was in pain)..... You will ALL pay for this?! (Retreats still relitively quickly, but occationally slows down to his strained ankle, as he gets away!)"
  • Spike: "..... Wow. No wonder he's trying to become immortal. You sprained his ankle, Applebloom."
  • Applebloom: Good for him I ain't as strong as Big Mac. He would've broken the whole leg right at the ankle.
  • Applejack: Whew! That was a mighty fine kick, Applebloom. You'd make a fine apple-bucker yet.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but he'll be back.
  • Scootlaoo: Then let's not wait for him to do so. We better get the Lodgers.
  • The group runs off.

Back in Ponyville

  • Twilight and the students look around for the source of the scream.
  • Twilight: Come on, everyone. We have to find the Winger before he claims another victim!
  • ???: Think you're a little late for that, Sugarcube. (Twilight sees the Mane Group)
  • Twilight: Guys! What happened?
  • Rainbow Dash: We found Winger trying to take Scootaloo's wings.
  • Applebloom: But I showed him! Bucked him RIGHT in the ankle! He got sprained from it!
  • Gaster: ".... Wow. No wonder he's trying to make an immortality potion. Guy's a glass cannon."
  • Gallus: Well yeah, he's a bird. Their bones are light so they can fly better.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Gets an idea) I got it!
  • Rarity: Don't tell me. You're planning to distract him so you can target him at a fair enough distance and use a Sonic Rainboom on him.
  • Rainbow Dash: Too much?
  • Twilight: "Or, since we discovered that his ankles are his soft spot, we simply try to target them?"
  • Rainbow Dash:... Yeah, your idea sounds WAY less overkill.
  • Pinkie: We could just run both ideas by the Lodge and see what they think is better.
  • Applejack: Say, that's a good idea, Pinkie. (They walk off, but suddenly, Pinkie Pie starts shaking all over)
  • Pinkie: Whoa, whoa, guys!
  • Spike: Pinkie Sense?
  • Pinkie: Yep! And it's a Doozy this time!
  • Gaster: "Okay, why is she having a Spaz attack?"
  • Twilight: Oh, it's just Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense. Whenever a part of her body starts acting up, different things happen. When her body shakes like that, something really big is coming up.
  • Gaster: "WELL WHY DIDN'T THAT HAPPENED BEFORE PROMINADE GOT WING-SLICED?!"
  • Rarity: "It can be, rather selective, sometimes. It's why we don't rely on Pinkie Sense for early warnings."
  • Pinkie: Well, at any rate, we better find the Lodgers.

Back at the Friendship School...

  • Po: So, Tigress, what's the plan for finding Winger?
  • Tigress: "Unfortunately, it's difficult to make a perfect plan of attack, since it isn't like The Winger has a lair to retreat to. He could be anywhere in those woods."
  • Mantis: "Not helping that we have the one guy who's an exbert on the dude, AND HE REFUSES TO BE A TEAM PLAYER?!"
  • ???: But you DO have a group of ponies who helped you on countless adventures! (The Mane Group arrives)
  • SpongeBob: Twilight!
  • Rainbow Dash: Po!
  • Lord Shen: Fluttershy!
  • Sweetie Belle: Shen!
  • Donkey: Donkey!
  • Patrick: Patrick!
  • Squidward: "..... Why do we need to repeat that joke?"
  • Rainbow Dash: We figured out how to beat Winger!
  • Po: You have? Awesome!... What's the plan?
  • Pinkie Pie: Well, it started when the Winger tried to take Scootaloo's wings. We arrived to stop him, and I may have told him about Discord...
  • Lord Shen: Figures.
  • Twilight: Yeah, FIGURES!
  • Applejack: But just when he was about cut off ol' Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee, Applebloom saved me by bucking his ankle!
  • Po: "Classic ankle weakness, YES!"
  • Monkey: "Crane probably already knew that though since he's basicly obcessed with going after him."
  • Kowalski: We all could've known. Birds need to be lightweight to fly and their bones are no different. (Skipper looked annoyed at him)... TRIVIA, OKAY?! ALL FOUR OF US ARE BIRDS ANYWAY!!!
  • Icky: "And as we know, the guy's throwing a hissy fit about it."
  • Sandy: In any case, we'd better- (They all hear some screams in the distance)
  • Gaster: "AW COME ON, ALREADY?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: UGH! What NOW?!
  • Pinkie: (Gasps upon recognizing the screams, and turns angry like in "The Last Roundup") (Demonic voice) NOPONY HARMS THE BABY CAKES! (Zooms off)
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... WAIT UP, PINKS?! (The group charged off)!"

Sugarcube Corner

  • Mrs. Cake: Wh-wh-wh-what do you want from us?
  • Winger: After seeing an utterly disappointing lack of flight in this village, and after having to cope with a momentarly strained ankle from a pesty little filly, I sensed something flying in here.
  • Mr. Cake: W-w-well, we were related to Pegasi, so I couldn't tell- (Covers his mouth)..... Probuly shouldn't've said that.
  • Winger: Is that so? WHERE ARE THEY?! (He suddenly hears the babies crying) Babies... Yours? (Mr. and Mrs. Cake cowardly nod their heads) It seems I disturbed their nap. (Goes upstairs) Well their day isn't going to be any better.
  • Mrs. Cake: What do we do, Carrot? What do we do?
  • Mr. Cake: We obviously have no power over a sentient Ostrich with the power to turn his hands to blades! We just have to hope Pinkie and friends help us!
  • Winger: (He arrives in the Baby Cakes' bedroom and removes their blanket, then Pound Cake starts flying) Oh... So young, and yet capable of flight... It's a shame to start so early..... But my quest to eliminate all wing demons, can bare NO exceptions! So... I guess he'll do. (He readies his hand-blade as the babies coo) Yes, they are shiny, aren't they? But I'm afraid you won't like what they can do. (Slices the head off a large toy dragon's head clean off and the babies start crying) Don't cry, little ones. It's nothing personal. (Pumpkin Cake then gets angry and her horns starts glowing) What's this- (With a magical explosion, Winger is knocked through the ceiling) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH- (He lands head-first into the ground) PMMMMMPH!!!! (He tries to pull himself out as the Ponies and Lodgers arrive)...
  • Gazelle: ".... Well, so much for the steriotype that Ostriches don't shove their head's in the ground being mostly a misconception."
  • Duke: "I, don't think he did this intentionally."
  • The Winger pulled his head out at last gasping for air!
  • The Winger: "..... Never thought an infant would be so formidable. And that was only a mortal! I'm in the fight for my life when I seek out the baby "Alicorn" god! (Sees the group) Ugh. And of course, there's you pests again!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "What gives?! We thought you would be healing that ankle by now?!"
  • The Winger: "Well, it's not to say it has recovered, but a good hunter learns to man up against pain!"
  • Mantis: "Bet'ya Crane could've warned us about him having a pain resistence!"
  • Applejack: "Then why in tarnation did Applebloom hurt you at all!"
  • The Winger: "Contribute that to age! And being a mortal! A lot of my naterol traits, are showing signs of rust and pasting of prime. Hence why I almost fell victim to the new Guilded Wings, had not been for that Black Pony. That's why when I make my immortality potion, I'll be at my true glory, if not made greater, when I have congured death itself! (Sniffs).... Ughhh. Though some of you smell as if I have to start from scracth again! Those mercenaries failed to protect my potion, did they?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Don't feel too bad. You're not the first bad guy with sucky henchmen."
  • The Winger: "Yet further proof why I best work alone! (Sees Peewee with Spike)..... But at least, I would already be a step in the right direction."
  • Spike gasped!
  • Spike: "PEEWEE, RUN, Duh, fly! (Peewee flew off!)"
  • The Winger: "THAT PHENOX IS MINE?! (Charges off after Peewee, struggling with his strained ankle only a bit but still going fast after Peewee)!"
  • Po: "GET HIM?!" (The group charged)
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, featherbrain! Your mother was a penguin...
  • Penguins: HEY!
  • Rainbow Dash: And your father smelled of LION S***!
  • Alex/Samson/Ryan: HEY!!
  • The Winger: "Such childish insults! Compaired to the years of humilition and insults from my oppressors, your insults are lacking! (Resumes chasing Peewee)."
  • Mantis: "Yeah, Crane kinda told us that the guy's numb to insults after having HIS ENTIRE LIFE BE FILLED WITH THEM?!"
  • Pinkie: Well, let's see if he's numb to THIS! (Pinkie puts Twilight on Applejack's back and uses Twilight as a Gatling Gun, shooting at the Winger's legs, surprisingly not being too heavy)
  • The Winger: "UGH, AGGHHH?! BLAST IT?! (Dodges the best of his ability as he resumes chase of Peewee)."
  • Icky: "YEESH, THIS GUY WON'T STAY STILL!?"
  • Pinkie: OH YES HE WILL! (Jumps onto the Winger and pulls his cape over his head, making him trip, tumble and fall)
  • The Winger: "DUH, GUH, GAH, UGHHHHHHH- (Crashes right into a Pear Stand!)"
  • Grand Pear: "JIMINY HEARTH'S WARMING?! (Runs off!)"
  • Applejack: SORRY, GRAND PEAR!
  • The Winger got up, got the cape out of sight, and spat out many Pears!
  • The Winger: "PLACH?! Such odd fruits! (Sees Peewee, and quickly resumed chase!)."
  • Sandy: "Well Pinkie, ya slowed him down, but he's still going for Peewee!"
  • Pinkie: Shoot! I really thought that would've stopped him!
  • Mantis: "Crane was RIGHT on the money on how relentless the guy is!"
  • Spike: Okay! If he wants a firebird, I'll give him one! Rainbow, get me in close!
  • Rainbow Dash: You got it, little guy! (Grabs Spike by the arms and flies in close behind Winger)
  • Spike: Ooh, I hope this works. (Inhales deeply)
  • Twilight: "NO?! SPIKE, WAIT?! PROMINADE'S WINGS?!"
  • Spike ended up choking on the fire and only breathed a harsh cough!
  • Spike: "(Wheezes)...... That was close."
  • Rainbow Dash: Should've thought that one through.
  • The Winger still went on to chase after Peewee!
  • Icky: ".... DAMN IT, SPARKLE, WHY DID YA STOP SPIKE FROM ROASTING THE BASTURD?!"
  • Twilight: WE NEED TO PUT PROMENADE'S WINGS BACK ON HER BODY WHEN WE WIN!
  • Gaster: HELLO?! MAGIC!!! HORN!!! USE IT!!!
  • Twilight: I, CAN'T, MAKE, NEW, WINGS UNLESS IT COMES FROM SOMETHING!!
  • Gaster: PSEH, SOME MAGICIAN YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!!!
  • Twilight: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP?! (Winger almost grabbed Peewee by a feather)
  • Gaster: OH, DAMN IT ALL, FORGET IT! (Shapeshifts into a Phoenix and flies next to Winger, then hurriedly flaps toward Peewee) Hey, Peewee! I'll distract him while you make your escape! (Gaster Flew off in seperation)."
  • The Winger: "..... NICE TRY, SHAPESHIFTER?! BUT I SAW YOU IN THE FOREST WHEN YOU CHANGED FROM A COMMON YAK?! I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED BY A FOOL'S ERREND! (Resumed chasing Peewee dispite Gaster's help)...."
  • Gaster: "..... NO F*****G WAY?!"
  • Mantis: "THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT CRANE WARNED US ABOUT?! HE SPIED ON US EVEN AFTER HE RETREATED?!"
  • Gaster: ".... I can't believe I'm being outsmarted, BY AN OVERGROWN EMU?!"
  • Ocellus: "OSTRICH!"
  • Gaster: "WHATEVER, IT WAS AN INSULT!!"
  • Po: "Ya know, I'm starting to see why Crane didn't want us to go after this guy! He's good! Damn good!"
  • ???: It's about f*****g TIME you saw my point of view! (Crane flies a few feet in front of Winger's path and uses the Wings of Justice to blow him away, interrupting the chase and causing him to get trampled by the others).
  • Winger:... OWWWW!
  • Crane:..... You guys, have SO MANY APOLOGIES TO GIVE!!
  • Lord Shen: "How's about we focus more on stopping Winger at all then listen to you gloat?"
  • The Winger got up frustraighted and annoyed of being interupted once again....
  • The Winger: "ENOUGH, IS, ENOUGH?! (Zooms down the road and grabs Pipsqueak in the background and holds him at hand-blade point)..... AN ULTAMATIUM, YOUNG DRAGON?! TELL THE PHENOX YOU BONDED WITH, TO SURRENDER ITSELF TO ME?! OR ELSE, I WILL FORCED TO END THIS NON-FLYER'S LIFE, AS PUNISHMENT FOR ANY ACT OF DEFIENCE?!"
  • Pinkie gave an exaggerated gasp!
  • Pinkie: "NOT PIP?!"
  • The Winger: "What's it going to be, Young Dragon? The well being of a creature capable of self-reserection, OR THAT OF A MORTAL CHILDREN, THAT I'M SURE IS NOT?!"
  • Everyone looks concerningly at Spike.....
  • Spike looked as if he had an idea....
  • Spike: ".... Okay."
  • Winger: You winged demons are all the- Wait, what?
  • Spike: Okay. You win. You can have him.
  • Everyone: "WHAT?!"
  • The Winger: "..... (Quietly) What?"
  • Spike: "Hey, I kept Peewee as a pet for, what, the majority of season 3? And I barely visit him since I got my wings, so, okay. PEEWEE!"
  • Peewee turned right around and right where Spike is.
  • Winger; I'm... actually surprised you're going to comply with this.
  • Spike: No problem. (Winger drops Pipsqueak and brings a cage over to Spike) Though, if I were you, I'd cut off his wings, too.
  • Peewee squawks in surprise and confusion!
  • Winger:... Why?
  • Spike: Well, it's just I think plucking his feathers would be too slow. You want to live forever, don't you?
  • Winger: Hmm... I guess that's fair enough. (As Spike puts Peewee in the cage, he winks at Peewee, unknown to the Winger) Now, to reclaim that shaman and the idiots you captured. (runs right for the school)
  • Tigress: "WE HAVE TO STOP HIM?!"
  • Crane: "No... It's too late... He'd already re-capture Zecora and recovered Mooseworth and the Mercs by the time we get there..."
  • Icky: "... WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET PEEWEE GO?!"
  • Spike: Well, when I saw him threaten Pip back there, I thought, "He's gotta be bluffing, right?"
  • Crane: "Vleuel, IS NEVER, a bluffer! He's always gonna mean what he says and does! And now, you just handed him the key to him being unstoppable!"
  • Spike: But let's face it, he wasn't gonna stop until he had what he wanted. So I let him have his... (Uses air quotes) "Victory".
  • Kowalski: (Gasps) Air quotes! The mime of insincerity. Spike, you clever dragon! (Everyone sighed in relief)
  • Rarity: Oh, Spike... you're a GENIUS!
  • Pinkie: Wow! And I thought Rainbow's Rainboom idea was risky.
  • Twilight: (Her mood changes from relieved to concerned) But wait. The Winger will expect Peewee to turn to ash, wait for him to reform, and go back to plucking his feathers. How do you get him out in time?
  • ???: Say "please". (Discord appears, with a swaddled up Flurry Heart, the Serpicorn princesses, now including Cadence, and Shining Armor)
  • Twilight: "Princesses! Shining Armor! (Looks at Cadence).... Is that, you Candence?
  • Cadence: Yes, it is! Sunshine, sunshine...
  • Twilight and Cadence: Ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
  • Twilight: Cadence! It is you! (She hugs Cadence)
  • Discord: So, Spikester, he took the bait?
  • Spike: He sure did, buddy!
  • SpongeBob: Okay, can somebody tell me, what the barnacles is going on here?!
  • Discord: You see, Spike learned from the Winger chasing him that he wouldn't stop until he had what he wanted.
  • Spike: So after Discord took my wings, I came up with a new plan of action.

Flashback

  • Rainbow Dash: (Fluttershy and Spike's wings had been taken by Discord) All right, let's go patrol the town and search for Winger.
  • Spike: (He sees the Lodge leave with Crane) You girls go ahead. I'll catch up.
  • Applejack: Well, don't hold up too long, little partner. (The Mane 5 leave with Zecora and Mare-Zan)
  • Discord: I certainly hope not, because I have to get to Princess Twilight and- (Spike looks at Discord with a mischievous smile) Oh, I know that look. What are you up to? (Spike sings this as he explains his plan to Discord)
Beauty and the Beast Broadway OST - 10 - Gaston (Reprise)

Beauty and the Beast Broadway OST - 10 - Gaston (Reprise)

End of flashback

  • Icky: A chaotic bait-and-switch... Spike, you cleaver son of a bitch.
  • Spike: Now, Discord? I think it's time for Phase 2.
  • Discord: I gotcha. (Teleports away)
  • Patrick:... Okay, I'm lost, what's going to happen here?
  • Spike: "Just wait and see."

Chapter 5: Winging ShowdownEdit

Friendship School

  • Winger: (He got the basis potion ready for the Phoenix feathers) Now for the finishing touches... (He perches the cage Peewee is in above the cauldron, then cuts off Peewee's wings as he bursts into ash) Damn! Now I'll have to wait for- (Discord suddenly appears in the cage in a maid's outfit)
  • Discord: Oh, poo! Look at all this dust! (Gets out a vacuum and sucks up the ashes) You really should take better care of your pet cages. I'll go empty the dust outside while you completely disinfect it. SO, you have a great day... (He teleports, leaving his head behind) SUCKER! (his head teleports away)
  • The Winger: ".... (Starts growling intensely!)"

Outside the school

  • Twilight: (Discord appears before the others) Discord, you're back!
  • Fluttershy: But where's Peewee?
  • Discord: Oh, did I mention I let good ol' Mommy and Popsy on this plan? I'm confident they'll keep him safe in Draconequua.
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait, you're not a representative of Draconequua.
  • Discord: Oh, aren't I?
  • Spike: (Laughs) I can't BELIEVE that plan worked! Who WROTE this scene?!
  • Icky: Oh, just some crossover lover. (Everyone looks at him) No, seriously, this new guy named "Crossover Lover" wrote this scene. That's spelled X, hyphen, O-V-R, no space, L-U-V-R.
  • Pinkie: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, new guy!
  • X-OvrLuvr: No problem. You know I was originally going to help Scroopfan end Viral Vi-tor Gets Real end differently, but I figured helping him out with this episode seems better. In fact, this scene got lost-drafted, but after seeing how I finished the previous chapter, he decided to include it in the episode.
  • (Deadpool): Hey, Scroopy! You still owe me a sex robot!
  • X-OvrLuvr: Well, I suppose I asked for it, didn't I?
  • Icky: Yep.
  • X-OvrLuvr: But I'm gonna wait until he sees this final battle with the Winger.
  • Icky: What scene-
  • Winger: (Appears near the gang, looking cartoonishly mad) You... YOU... YOOOUUUUU!!!
  • Spike:... Annnnd he's angrier now.
  • Winger: THIS... (Scrapes his talons on the ground) IS THE LAST... (Pinkie notices this) STRAW!! (Discord gets the same idea)
  • Pinkie: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
  • Discord: Yep.
  • Winger: I WILL END ALL OF YOUR LIVES... WINGS... OR NO WINGS!
  • Pinkie: (Appears next to Winger) And speaking of wings... (Takes Winger's cape) YOINK! (zooms off)
  • Winger: HEY! Give that back! Do you have ANY idea how LONG it took to get it like that?! (Pinkie gives the cape to Discord, who is dressed as a matador as a bull fight similar to this happened)
Three Caballeros - Finale

Three Caballeros - Finale

Just pause the video after Donald gets tired, and replay when Rainbow dash pulls off her plan.

  • Winger: (After he gets tired, Spike and Smolder nod and combine their flames, and engulfs him in them) AAAGGGGHHHHHH! FIIIIIIRRRRRE! (Runs around, coated in flames as the Lodgers laugh hysterically until the Winger's chi-blades push away the fires) OKAY, NO MORE GAMES! I'LL START WITH YOU, SON OF QU YAN! (Runs toward Crane)
  • Po: NO! (Goes up to defend him and the Lodgers look away until they hear a sound similar to swords clashing, as Po pushes the Winger away with golden chi hand-blades)
  • Crane: The Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice...
  • Winger: IMPOSSIBLE!!
  • Shifu:... How?
  • Po: Like I told you, I'm what you call... Gifted.
  • Winger: "IT, TOOK ME, MOST OF MY TEEN YEARS TO MASTER THIS MOVE?! HOW DID YOU LEARN IT SO QUICKLY?!"
  • Po: "Eh, I figured it out. I mean, you just litterally make your hand as flat as paper and get the chi to make it like a blade. I mean, for a forbidden move, it's kinda stupidly easy. Kinda see why you went with this."
  • Winger:... It doesn't matter. You won't beat me!
  • Po: Bring it on! (The two fight, and Po dodges a slice when he attempts to kick) Okay, no kicking. (They continue fighting)
  • Pinkie: (Whispers) Rainbow, ready to Rainboom?
  • Rainbow: AW, YEAH! (Flies high into the air) HEY, FEATHERBRAIN! YOU WANT MY WINGS SO BADLY?! YOU CAN HAVE THEM! (Zooms downward)
  • Tigress: PO, GET OUT OF THE WAY! (Po does that as Rainbow Dash pulls off a Sonic Rainboom and collides into the Winger, and sends him HIGH INTO THE AIR!)
  • The Winger screams as he crashed into a transported pile of Phenox wings courticy of Discord!
  • Lord Shen: "DISCORD, WHY DID YOU MADE THOSE WINGS APPEAR?!"
  • Discord: "Give it time."
  • Winger: (Notices the feathers he was in)... Yes, YES?! I HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE VERY THING I'D SOUGHTED?! I- (The phoenix feathers causes him to go deaf the same way it did to Rarity):... WHAT IS THIS?!? WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYTHING?!?
  • Rarity:.... I could've thought of that.
  • Spike: (Gesturing differently) Guys, now's our chance. Now we can beat him up where he isn't looking. HEY, WINGER!!! CELESTIA HAS A PET PHOENIX!!!
  • SpongeBob: (From another direction) HEY, WINGER, IF YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
  • Winger: WHAT?! WHO'S THE- (The heroes beat him up wherever he wasn't looking) GOOOAHH, GAAHHH, UGGGHHHHH, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!

Later....

  • The Winger was now heaily restainted with speical chi gauntlets and placed in a good size cage....
  • Icky: "..... Wow..... We handled that guy alot better then we figured.. We even ended up forgotting to include The Canon Roc in the episode."
  • (Wicked Dark's voice): "ALLOW ME TO FIX THAT, BUTT MUNCHERS?!"
  • The Roc from the canon show appeared, now mind-controled by Wicked Dark as it screeched madly!
  • Lord Shen: ".... YOU JUST HAD TO PROVOKE KARMA, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Icky: "DON'T BLAME ME, SCROOPFAN DESIDED TO PULL AN MSM?!"
  • Scroopfan: "Hey, I owe MSM this after how pre-maturely Vi-Tor Gets Real ended, may as well have Wicked Dark pocess the Roc."
  • (Wicked Dark): Winger was one of the bringers of chaos meant to fulfill my revenge against you for what you've done.
  • Icky:... So you were just using him this whole time?!
  • (Wicked Dark): Why else would I bring him here? I live only to spread chaos. It's not the first time I have done this via someone else.
  • Discord: You are giving even me an inferiority complex right now.
  • (Wicked Dark): "Well it's not gonna get better! Now I have this Roc to use against you pests! I'll teach you to spoil my fun again?!"
  • Crane: You know when Winger wakes up and we recover his hearing, he won't be happy you used him like that.
  • (Wicked Dark): That is why he is no longer useful to me. (The possessed Roc breathed a magic breath that teleported Winger straight to Chorh-Gom Prison)......
  • Icky: "Ya know, we kinda intend to give that guy a proper punishment apart from just using the old Chorh Gom Prison thing! He was going to stand trail and face banishment back to Dreamworks China's Africa!"
  • Lord Shen: "I'm afraid that is going have to wait for now, Prehistoric one!"
  • (Wicked Dark): Now, if we're done messing around... (The Roc became magically bigger and screeched loudly)
  • Banzai: SCRAMBLE!!!!
  • The group made a run for it as the Pocessed Roc chased them!
  • (Wicked Dark): You can run, but you can't hide! (The Roc breathed chaos fire as it began burning and transforming the environment)
  • Discord: AW MAN, EVEN HER CHAOS IS BETTER!!!! (The heroes looked at him) Hey, I still do chaos, you know, just in a legal and more balanced way. We're Draconequui, it's what we do.
  • (Wicked Dark): Glad to know somedraconequus likes what I do.
  • Discord: Bitch, you're cool, and yet uncool somehow! Point being you're still f*** evil and you need to be stopped.
  • (Wicked Dark): Your powers cannot compare to mine. Mine came from Lord Chaos himself through the Pandora's Box. Your race is just a passed creation of his power by Darkspawn worshippers.
  • Discord: And YOU'RE just a whiny soul who accidentally bathed in chaos magic trying to impress Macabre's old self.
  • (Wicked Dark): We shall see. (The Roc breathed more chaos fire as Fluttershy watched in horror of what it was doing to the wildlife)
  • Fluttershy: THE POOR ANIMALS!!!! YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!!!
  • (Wicked Dark): (The Roc attacks her as it became part Jabberwocky and Discord saves her) Oh, I'll give you a monster! (Blasts incendiary burst of chaos fire that warped more of the world as Discord protected them)
  • Discord: Fine! You want a fight? (Transforms into a Jabberwocky) LET'S DANCE!!!
  • (Wicked Dark): (Chuckles) You think that's going to beat me? (Breaths chaos fire on him changing him back and keeping him that way)
  • Discord:... So cool!
  • (Wicked Dark): (Flies up and begins air-bombing balls of chaos fire as the heroes avoided them)
  • Phil: ZEUS, THIS BITCH IS ON FIRE!!
  • Pang Bing: "We need to undo Wicked Dark's enfluence on that bird!"
  • Discord: And I think I know how! (takes out Winger's cape, and an orb)
  • Pang Bing: (Dubbed as Merriweather) What's that for?
  • Discord: it's a special orb that kept the wings of all Pegasi in Equestria. (Wraps Winger's cape around) Now we just need to get it under the Roc's foot!
  • Rainbow Dash: What good will that do?
  • Discord: Trust me! (Runs toward the Roc as it was about to stomp down) In hindsight, maybe this wasn't such a good idea- (The Roc stomps on Discord, breaking the orb, which unleashes a blast of magic that forces the roc onto its back. The Pegasus wings fly away, but Discord's wings signal them, and they all fly down and move around the roc's tummy, tickling it)
  • (Wicked Dark): (The roc growls, but then starts to giggle, slowly being released from its spell) Wha...? (The roc starts to laugh loudly, released from Wicked Dark's influence) NO!!
  • Wicked Dark was booted out of the Roc!
  • Wicked Dark was sent flying as she screamed angerly!
  • Discord: Well... (Springs back into shape) That worked out nicely. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, THAT'S A WRAP! (the wings stop tickling the roc and fly back to their owners as Discord removes the barrier from Cloudsdale and turns Celestia, Luna and Cadence back to normal and sent the Roc back into it's terratory)
  • Spike: (He gets his wings back) Oh, look. My wings came back. Don't know if I like that.
  • Quartz: Hey, like I said, you get used to them. But, if it might help better, you can always see that Skyceria girl. I heard she likes flying a lot and can be VERY good at tutering.
  • Spike:.... Actselly Quartz.... I'll go with that.
  • Discord: Strange... Along side wings that clearly aren't native here, this pair didn't join in the tickling.
  • Crane: (Takes a good look at the pile of non-Equestrian wings that lie down where the orb used to be, and saw a familier set.....) Dad...
  • Viper: Your father's wings.....
  • Crane: "(Picks them up solumly.)....... I..... I need a minute. (Flies off with them)......
  • Shifu: "..... This time...... It's better to leave him alone."
  • Lord Shen had the wolfs pick up the non-native wings.
  • Lord Shen: "..... It's about time the wings of these poor souls return home."
  • Spike: (Saw Prominade's wings struggling to fly) And speaking of Skyceria...
  • Gallus: "Those are Prominade's wings!"
  • Smolder: "Why are they struggling to fly?"
  • Twilight: Prominade must be slipping from her coma! We have to get those wings to her right away!

Ponyville Hospital

  • Dr. Horse: (Sees the whole gang arrive) Princess Twilight! Thank Celestia you're here! And you brought the other princesses! (Sees the wings) And Princess Prominade's wings!
  • Twilight: How is she, Dr. Horse?
  • Dr. Horse: "Miss Prominade looks like she's finally gonna recover from her shock. And King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia have yet to arrive with their healing Ent. But it is expected to be soon."
  • Twilight: That's wonderful! When she wakes up, can you give her wings back to her, as a gift from Princess Twilight and the Shell Lodge Squad?
  • Dr. Horse: I'll send my regards, and I'm sure they'll send you theirs, your highness.
  • Prominade started moaning.
  • Prominade: "Ughhh.... Five more minutes mommy? I'm having fun dreams, cause I'm Princess Prominade...."
  • Icky: ".... Yup. She's like Mary Sue all right."
  • Nurse Redheart: (Arrives) Oh, Princess Twilight! There are a few people here to see you!
  • Twilight: Really? (She goes outside to find the representatives and the parents)
  • Pharynx: Well, looks like I misjudged you, Sparkle. (Discord knowingly waves to her in the crowd).... You managed to handle that guy pretty well.
  • Yakbrain: "Though it ends up coming off as awkword that we gotten your requested forces for nothing. But then again, that proves on how effictent you ponies are when it comes to dealing with problems."
  • Seaspray: "I'll be sure to put up a good word for you to Novo about your latest conquest."
  • Ember: "Oy. That sounds like I missed out on all the fun. Eh, at least it turned out that I have a lot in commen with the Drake Princess. She was actselly, pretty cool. Makes me wonder why Drakes and Dragons ever hated each other."
  • Grandpa Gruff: ".... Ehh, I'm indifferent to it. But, it's a good indifference. It's almost expected for you ponies to clean up messes like that, it's a wonder why we worry about them at all."
  • Maritime: "The Peryton's justice has been seen. That's good enough for me."
  • Sandbar's dad: ".... I, kinda felt as if our kids didn't even got to do much, so-"
  • Sandbar's mom: "Dear, don't spoil the moment."
  • Smolder: (From inside the building) Hey, I helped Spike set the guy on fire!
  • Twilight: Speaking of the students...
  • Thorax: Of course they can stay!
  • Grandpa Gruff: "If though by proxy that there's no psycopath anymore."
  • Pharynx: "(Sarcasticly) Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine? (To Gaster) Though, Gaster..... Ya really did good today."
  • Gaster: ".... But I failed to trick the guy away from Spike's Phenox."
  • Pharynx: "Ahhhh, no sweat! I once had an awesome plan that ended up failing to compeltely fool Chrysalis' bitch mom once! Not every plan's gonna be a complete winner. All that matters is that you tried to do good."
  • Spike: Oh, and since you referenced Phenoxes. Discord, is Peewee-
  • Discord: Oh, Spikey, Peewee is fine! (Brings out a bird cage containing Peewee and releases him as Peewee quickly cuddled up to Spike)
  • Icky; Oh, by the way, Pinkie, what was that Doozy you were talking about?
  • Pinkie: Huh? Oh, the Doozy! The Doozy was Po using that Kung Fu Slice thingy against the Winger! I did NOT expect THAT to happen! THAT was the Doozy! And I have to admit, it was the dooziest Doozy that's ever been Doozied!
  • Iago: "And that part about the spontanious pocessed Roc wasn't?"
  • Twilight: "It's Pinkie Pie. Don't question it."
  • Silverstream: Hey, Gaster, is there something you want to say?
  • Gaster: Oh, yeah. (to Pharynx) Thanks for giving us a chance.
  • Silverstream: No, not to him.
  • Gaster: ".... Huh?"
  • Silverstream: Maybe something you need to get off your chest?
  • Gaster: (Looks at his chest) I don't see anything. Am I being punked?
  • Silverstream: (Getting annoyed) I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with a certain someone.
  • Gaster: ".... Ugh, fine. Twilight, I take back what I said about you being a self-entitled brat."
  • Twilight: "Hey! You're lucky that I feel very good about stopping Winger that I'll let that off with a warning."
  • Silverstream: "Ugh.... Good Apology to Twilight, but that's not what I meant!"
  • Gaster: "Ughhh! Your starting to weird me out! I'm buzzing out! (Turns into a horsefly and leaves)."
  • Silverstream: OH FOR F***'S SAKE, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER! TELL OCELLUS HOW YOU FEEL!
  • Gaster buzzed off in not responding to Silverstream....
  • Silverstream: ".... (Twitches).... (Quietly) So THAT'S how it's going to be, huh? I'll get you to confess someday!"
  • Applejack: "AHEM! Miss Silverstream, I kinda have to complain about you cursing."
  • Seaspray: "I double that notion, young lady! Do I have to bring Novo down here from her busy shedule to wash out that beak with soap?"
  • Silverstream: (Sighs) No, sir. Sorry about the cuss.
  • Seaspray: "Okay then."
  • Rarity: We oughta clear out. King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia will be here any moment now. Not that it wouldn't be nice to meet them, but, they obviously would want some alone time with Prominade.
  • Twilight: Good idea.
  • Po: Meanwhile, we've got a couple things to take care of. We're heading to China to give Winger a proper trial for exile. As well as, to help Crane deal with family matters. (Leaves with Shifu and the Furious five) Oh, by the way Cadence, we're taking Kevin along with us. He's part of Crane's family.
  • Cadence: That's okay, Po. Just bring him back when you're done.
  • Twilight: "(To the other Lougers) What about you guys? Aren't you gonna go with them?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's, a very private matter between them and Crane. Our inclusion, with us having limited knowledge of what occured with Crane's past, would just derail their personal moment."
  • Fluttershy: (She sees a regal-looking carriage in the distance along with what looks like a moving ent) Here they come!
  • Icky: "And time for us to make our leave."
  • Twilight: See you next time we need your help! (The Lodgers leave)

Dragon Temple

  • SpongeBob: (They returned home)... Well... I guess we should apologize to Crane for being so rough on him when this is over.
  • Icky: "Just as much he needs to apologies for threatening to ditch the Lougers."
  • Lord Shen: "AHEM?! How's about we both agree that both parties need to apologies to eachother. Even if we didn't approved of Crane's secret keeping, it wasn't any better of us to blame him for what is first and foremost Wicked Dark's doing. Crane stated that he never figured the Winger would end up in Equestria."
  • Icky: Eh, I'll go with that.

Chorh-Gom Prison

  • Po: (Po and the Furious Five, sans Crane, stand outside of the Winger's prison cell) Hey, Winger. I don't know if you got your hearing back, but if you did, I want to say Chorh-Gom's too good for you.
  • Winger barely got up on his own in respondsnce to that as stand was made difficult by the gauntlets....
  • The Winger: "Ughhhh, so what? Are you planning to Wuxi Finger Hold me to oblivion?"
  • Po: "Don't tempt me. Nah, what I meant, is that your due an imperial courtdate, Wingsy."
  • The Winger: "I, am only without my prizes, contained to a gauntlet, burned alive, AND GIVEN THAT I'M HERE, I ASSUME THAT THE BLACK UNICORN HAD TURNED IT'S BACK ON ME?! I DON'T SEE HOW CAN YOU EVER TOP THIS HUMILIATION?!"
  • Mantis: "Tch. If ya thought that sucked, wait until you see our surprise for you."
  • ???: "Vleuel..... Brother.... Look how far you've fallen."
  • The Winger gasped, as the group reveiled another aged Ostrich, dressed like an african chief....
  • Winger: "..... Brother.... Kohvo...... You don't need to get involved with this?!"
  • Chief Kohvo: "I do, Vleuel..... The previous ruler of this land had promised for your return in having you exiled from this land should you have been caught. And we in return had promised to keep you from leaving Africa ever again."
  • Winger: "I was able to leave Africa just fine before?! This won't be different?! I will eventually break free from these silly metal gloves, and then-"
  • Chief Kohvo: "Our tribe's shaman already has such an idea.... You will be stripped of your speed, AND the chi respondsable of enabling you to turn your hands into blades, along with your memory of the immortality potion, with the cesspool of the forgotten! You will be cleansed of all of those memories! That, will keep you from returning."
  • Winger: "..... You, wouldn't, dare!"
  • Chief Kohvo: "Vleuel, is it just as much for your own good as it is for our tribe's redemption! You have made, TWO worlds fear you! The only way to ease that fear is to turn this Winger nonsense into the forgotten memory it DESERVES to be!"
  • Winger: "But without these powers, I will become increasingly old and helpless! I would not be able to keep up with the tribe."
  • Chief Kohvo: "You will be kept in the village with other elders, Vleuel. All members of our tribe have to retire from running at some point. You are done being an exception."
  • Winger: "How could you do this to me, Kohvo? Are we NOT brothers?!"
  • Chief Kohvo: We ARE brothers. That's why I have to do this to you.
  • Winger: "What kind of brother wouldn't let me have my revenge against Wing Demons?!"
  • Chief Kohvo: "You already had your revenge on the ones that were oppressing you! Everyone else after those bullies is just, losing sight of yourself! Or did the mere insulting words of a minority of birds, too great for you to cope with?"
  • Mantis: Considering the number of birds who lost their wings to this guy, I'm gonna say it was.
  • Monkey: "(Quietly) That wasn't meant for us, Mantis."
  • Mantis: "Hey, I'm just saying."
  • Tigress: "It's still impolite to speak when not asked to!"
  • Po: Hey, hey, we don't want to start another internal conflict within the Furious Five.
  • Chief Kovho: "Ahem!..... Perhaps it is best if this conversation becomes, more private?"
  • Po and the remainder 5 walked off.

Ponyville Hospital

  • Dr. Horse: Right this way, your Majesties. (Leads King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia into Prominade's hospital room)
  • Prominade snores loudly.
  • Dr. Horse: "... Anyway, uh, sorry the "Mother Ent", duh, ent, wasn't able to follow along, our hospital wasn't buildt to accomindate beings of her size."
  • King Evergreen: ".... Is, my daughter, allright?"
  • Dr. Horse: "Oh, yes, we, just re-attached the wings. No, garrentie she would be able to fly again."
  • King Evergreen: "That is what Mother Ent's for.... Can you, please, awake Prominade?"
  • Dr. Horse: "I'll, do my best. But she's a very stubbern sleeper. NURSE!"
  • Nurse Redheart: Right away, Doctor! (She runs over and shakes Prominade to try and wake her up) (Gets exhausted after awhile).... Well, at least your daughter gets healthy amounts of sleep.
  • Queen Paulownia: "Let me try. Ahem. SWEETIE, I'M MAKING PANCAKES?!"
  • Prominade wakes up quickly excited!
  • Princess Prominade: "PANCAKES?! YAY?! I'LL TAKE 100, BECAUSE I'M PRINCESS PROMINADE?! (Realises she's in the hospital).... Hey wait a minute. Since when did the castle became a hospital?"
  • Grumpy Patient: "That's because you ARE in a hospital, genius!"
  • Nurse Redheart shushes the grump patient.
  • King Evergreen: Your mother and I heard everything that happened from Skyceria.
  • Princess Prominade: ".... Depends, what exactly happened?.... MOOSEWORTH?! REMIND WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • King Evergreen: "Uh, Sweetie, Mooseworth, may be abit bust repaying a dept to the ponies a good while."
  • Princess Prominade: ".... Aw don't tell his stupid mercenary friends got involved again! I keep telling him that creepy weird Nonwings guy is creepy, and weird, and I know creepy and weird, cause I'm Princess Prominad-"
  • King Evergreen: "Sweetie, we'll worry about Mooseworth later. Prominade, do you remember anything about what happened on your way to Ponyville?"
  • Princess Prominade: "Well not much other then we ran into this rude butthead with the chicken legs! And shiny things. I like shiny."
  • Grumpy Patient: "Your kid's not too very bright, is she? (Nurse Redheart covered up his mouth with tape) HMM?!"
  • Queen Paulownia: Do you even know where your sister is?
  • Princess Prominade: "Well I think I remember seeing her in my personal chariot, why?"
  • King Evergreen: "Well, she had to dragged your unconjustus body to the Friendship school because.... Well, you got hurt badly from the Stranger."
  • Princess Prominade: "Awwwww, that was sweet of her, but she could've just as easily have Mooseworth or the dumb bucks to carry me."
  • King Evergreen: "Prominade, let me, explain the entire story, fully, and clearly."

A long story later.

  • Princess Prominade: Wow... That was the longest and craziest story I've ever heard! And I know long and crazy stories, because I'm Princess Promi-
  • Queen Paulownia: Prominade, dear, not everything has to be about you, you know.
  • Princess Prominade: ".... (Bewildered and confused) Huh?"
  • King Evergreen: "Sweetie.... There was a reason why Skyceria came to the friendship school."
  • Princess Prominade: "Well, she said she wanted to impress me, but-"
  • King Evergreen: "More accreately, she.... Wanted to build ways to get a better sisterhood with you.... Because, Prominade.... You have a severe difficulty to acknowledge the people closest to you."
  • Princess Prominade: ".... But, mommy, daddy, I, I acknowledge you just fine!"
  • Queen Paulownia: We know you do, but you don't seem to acknowledge Skyceria as much as you think you do.
  • Princess Prominade: "I, I don't understand!"
  • King Evergreen: "Sweetie.... It's because..... The Council are showing concerns that you alone might not be fit to rule alone, nor even with a future king of your choosing. They desided that both you and Skyceria need to become rulers togather."
  • Princess Prominade: "(Starts shedding tears) But, I thought the council likes me."
  • King Evergreen: "My dear, it's not that. They're just concerned that your, special needs, may make ruling a kingdom difficult."
  • Queen Paulownia: Well, that, and... How shall I put this? Skyceria may know what's best for the kingdom.
  • Princess Prominade made a wimper face.
  • Princess Prominade: "(BREAKS INTO EXAGGERATED CRYING)?! MY LIFE IS RUINED?!"
  • Dr. Horse: "Now now, princess! Please don't cry! (Pulls out a Lollypop) I'll give you a lollypop if you stop crying!"
  • Princess Prominade stopped crying stupidly quick!
  • Princess Prominade: "CANDY?! (Grabs the Lollypop and starts licking crazly!)..."
  • King Evergreen: ".... Good save Doctor."
  • Grumpy Patient: MMPH! MMPH-MMPH-MMPH, MMPH?
  • Nurse Redheart: What?
  • Grumpy Patient: MMPH MMPH, MMPH-MMPH-MMPH, MMPH? (Nurse Redheart takes the tape off his mouth) I said, is this girl retarded or... (feels the pain on his lips) OWW!
  • Nurse Redheart: "(Quietly and sternly) For your infomation, buster. She's autistic and with ADHD! AND she's a princess! So TRY to give a smidge of respect here?"
  • Grumpy Patient: (Sighs) At the risk of not starting a war with... Whatever land she's from, I'll shut up. But seriously, this girl's a bit of a crackpot.
  • Nurse Redheart: "She's from the Peryton part of the deerlands, and if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
  • Grumpy Patient: Fine.

Dreamworks' China, Crane family residence.

  • Crane placed the wings on top of a grave for Qu Yan.....
  • Kevin: ".... Bro.... Ya did dad proud."
  • Yan Fan: "..... Your father would be so relieved. It's too bad your sister got too caught up with her newfound life as a hero to come."
  • Crane: "She already honored father by bring back the Guilded Wings.... Besides, she'll come eventually when she has the time."
  • Crane, Yan Fan and Kevin hugged eachother, as did the arriving Oily Joe!
  • Oily Joe: "Hey, I didn't missed the party, huh?"
  • Kevin: "Awww, gees, did we have to invite Uncle Joe? He's covered in olive oil!"
  • Crane: "Kevin, at least be glad it's not the OTHER oil anymore."
  • Oily Joe: Yes. I've changed my ways.
  • ???: Indeed he has. (Shifu, Po and the other Furious 5 arrive)
  • Po: Winger's brother said he was gonna speak for us at his trial. You ready to head back to the Dragon Temple? Ya know, assuming the threat to leave us over not respecting your bounderies is not meaningless.
  • Crane: ".... Don't worry guys. That whole "Leaving" you guys was just rage talk. I purely only said that to had try and get you guys out of my private life... That being said.... You guys were right. I should've reveiled the Winger's existence from the start."
  • Tigress: At least then, I wouldn't have to hurt you... Physically or otherwise.
  • Viper: "The impourent thing is that there is no more ill-wills between us."
  • Mantis: "At least until we end up having a reason to be at eachother's throats again."
  • Viper: "Mantis, don't soil the moment."
  • Po: Though you have to wonder how things went over at the Friendship School.

Friendship School.

  • Skyceria was seen flying with the still flight-clumsy Spike, along with Quartz!
  • Skyceria: "The impourent thing Spike is to keep flight balence! Both limbs need to held at certain angles so is not to inconvinence the wings in flight."
  • Spike: "In my defence, the closest I gotten to flight pre-molt was riding on a friend that has flight! It feels, alien doing it on my own!"
  • Quartz: "Hence why he crashes into things, like Porquepine Dragons."
  • Skyceria: "Don't worry, Fluttershy had saw to it that any near-by Porquepine Dragons had moved on from the area, and other hazords had been cleared out. The only obsicle in mastering flight, is yourself. You need to have trust in those wings just as much you can trust your legs to keep you off the ground."
  • Spike: Alright. (He does it again as he starts flying more successfully)... Whoo, I'm actually doing it better this time.
  • Skyceria: See? What did I tell you? You just need to know how control your thrust, lift, drag, and weight.
  • Spike: Yeah, no offence Princess Skyceria, but you're not going to help by going Twilight on me.
  • Skyceria: "Sorry, didn't mean to. I just know ALOT about flying! One of my pasttimes, if you haven't already guess by now."
  • Spike: "Your right. Your pretty much like if Rainbow Dash became princess, but not as tomboyish."
  • Quartz: (Chuckles), Now THAT sounds like a more accreate compairison. Just glad that there's another dragon near my age around to be with.
  • Spike:... Sure. Thanks, Q.
  • Quartz: (As he flew down, she starts to show feelings for him)...
  • Skyceria: "Ohhh, you like-like him, don't you?"
  • Quartz: "Duh wha! Nooo, it's just, he's cool to be with! Besides, I heard how he's interested in Miss Rarity, so, I can't compete with that!"
  • Skyceria: "Well, there may come a time where Spike and Rarity would have to stay friends, because there may soon be a staillian that's perfect for Rarity that wouldn't turn out to be a jerk, married, or absint-mindly into someone else. Spike will have to mature out of his Rarity crush someday."
  • Quartz: "But what if it never does?"
  • Skyceria: "Trust me, my sister has alot of crushes with hot guys that would never reach her ideals realisiticly. I know that crushes are just fantasy romances. It's just a matter of time before Rarity proves she's more of a friend then a lover. Espeically with the age differences."
  • Spike: (Sees that he's flying toward a porcupine dragon again) Oh, no, not again! (Covers his eyes and braces himself for a crash, but he actually manages to avoid it)... (Dubbed as Iago) How bad is it?
  • Skyceria: Actselly..... You handled it pretty well
  • Spike: Really? (Uncovers his eyes) Wait, I don't see any... (Looks behind him and sees he avoided the porcupine dragon) Hey! I actually did it!... Also, Fluttershy did NOT do a very good job of getting all the Porcupine Dragons out of sight!
  • Fluttershy's voice: "Sorry about that Spike, I was just about to get to that one next! (Fluttershy showed up and was already lureing the Porcupine Dragon with a tasty treat somewhere else)."
  • Skyceria: "But you still did a great job avoiding it well enough."
  • Mare-Zan: (She swings by) Yeah, but you might wanna watch out for those--
  • Spike: AHH! (crashes into a tree) OOH!
  • Mare-Zan: Trees... Happens to me alot, honestly.
  • Spike: ".... (Strained) At least, I'm not covered in quills again.... Now it's only splinters. Owwwww."
  • Skyceria: "(Sighs).... At least he is getting the hang of it at all."

Dragon Temple

  • Po: (The Kung Fu gang return to the Dragon Temple) Hey, guys, we're back!
  • Icky: "Well took ya long enough! We already got a job to deal with the Loot-Rooters again! The Amazing Nine are off doing a promotional thing so we need to deal with those mutanted theiving plant fiends ourselves."
  • Crane: "(SIghs), Welp, back to the old grind, appearently."

EpilogueEdit

Black Staillian Asylum.

  • Neighsay was seen in his room, formulating his latest plan.
  • Neighsay: "(Grumbles to himself).... UGH!? THIS PLAN'S NO GOOD?! (Magicly crumbles it up!)..... How, am I to EVER get my revenge on that school?!"
  • Two Orderlies were heard laughing as they walked by.
  • Orderly 1: "Can ya believe that the Princess of Friendship and the other main 7 never realised that they were being punked by Chrysalis and her obvious evil clones of them by cheap accsident?!"
  • Orderly 2: "Oh yeah! Another one that's not exactly their finest moment! And another episode the bronies are gonna complain about, like with "Mare-Do-Well" and "What About Discord?"! HA!"
  • Orderly 1: "Oh yeah! That episode, is gonna live in infamy! In fact, if Chrysalis was just abit more smarter, she could've used those clones to frame the Main 6 as dileuinents instead of that hopeless plan to, (Snickers), USING THEM TO STEAL THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?! (The Orderlies laugh their asses off as they moved on!)"
  • Neighsay: ".... That idiot ex-Changeling Queen made clones and didn't get to have them known by Sparkle and friends..... (Grinch Smiles) Interesting.... (Laughs evily)....."

Fin?

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