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Starlight Star-Fight Part 1 is the 9th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever since her defeat in the Season 5 premiere of MLP, Starlight Glimmer has vanished to fight another day, plotting revenge against the Mane 6, and carry out her plans to make Equestria 'equal' once again. Back in Ponyville, the Mane 6 is called in by Celestia to have a talk about Starlight about a big surprise she didn't count on. Starlight was too a student of Celestia, and like Twilight and Sunset, she was one of the best. In fact, Starlight is Sunset's older sister being born a year prior to Sunset. (Shimmer and Glimmer's parents both have those last names and decided to give each daughter's their separate last names. Sunset got Shimmer, Starlight got Glimmer.) But what lead Starlight down the wrong path was her horrible skills at making friends. Some ponies were just too better than her while others were too lesser. The two sides ended up avoiding her because the powerful side felt Starlight wouldn't be able to catch up, and the lesser side believed that they weren't worthy for her. Starlight began to hate the idea of cutie marks as a result, and wanted to become an Alicorn to bring true equality to Equestria, and tried to get Sunset into it, but Celestia got to Sunset first and prevented her from being controlled into such a controversial path, tearing the sisters apart. After fighting Celestia in a battle she would inevitably fail, Celestia intended to get Starlight to see the light through a trial, but she was suddenly taken by an unknown force. While this would inevitably cause part of the rift between Sunset and Celestia to begin with, among other things. Having learned this, Twilight felt it was important to capture Starlight before she starts the same problems again. But luckily the group didn't have to go too far since Ponyville is mysteriously attacked by an old Alternate UUniversal Villains Act assassin named Cyber Caera, who had been mysteriously bailed out by an 'unknown therapist' from Oranos, possibly being Starlight in disguise, who has hired her to lead a trio of batmen bandits called The Batmen Bros, and six master-criminal birds called The Jailbird Troupe, over the fact that, for some reason, the main six contained a rabbit and a mangey wolf. They threaten to burn Ponyville into the ground unless Twilight surrenders herself and the two animals unconditionally and is to be taken to Starlight herself without any tricks. So Twilight is left with a choice to protect her kingdom, or let it be destroyed.

Transcript[]

Chapter 1: The Return of Starlight Glimmer[]

During the end of the Premere, in a cave.

  • A Familier Unicorn watches in anger of the end result of her failure to bring equility as the village began to celebrate.
  • ???: "..... Damn you, Twilight Sparkle. I, was only trying to help Equestia from the troubles of inequility cutie marks have brought us. But I suspect by judging by your wings, your OBVIOUSLY, a lap dog of Celestia!?"
  • The Unicorn reveils her self as a growling Starlight Shimmer.
  • Starlight: "I can never forgive Celestia, for what she did to me! What she did to my sister!? What she's allowing equestia to become?!"
  • A bunny with some brown fur and a mangey wolf simular to the sword in the stone wolf came and comferted Starlight.
  • Starlight: ".... (Calms down and sighs).... Thank you Cupid, Mange..... I needed that right now. I just hope she isn't too disappointed."
  • ???: "Aw, little baby girl. I don't get disappointed."
  • Starlight gasped as the wolf, Mange, freaked out and hides begind Cupid the bunny, who cearly shown a face of annoyence.
  • A bat-like figure looms over Starlight.
  • ???: "I can never be angry at my.... Speical friend for life.... But I do felt that a deal's a deal."
  • Starlight: "No, please, you don't mean-"
  • ???: "(Giggles), You know the dealy, Starlight baby. You failed to bring equestia to your communist thing you have going on, and you'll be my speical friend forever, and ever, and ever.... (Giggled), Just like all of the naughty little ponies that asked favors from me in the past. You'll learn to love them, such as they'll love you."
  • Starlight: "No! Please! Give me another chance! I didn't mean to fail! It was all that Twilight Sparkle's fault?! She ruined everything!? You can't punished me over her! Just, give me chance to finally make her see things my way! I'll be more prepared next time! Please, give me another chance! I just need to get more help!"
  • ???: ".........."
  • Starlight was sweating nerviously.
  • ???: "........ Ok, my little Stary. How do you plan to make that mean ol' Sparkle finally see things your way?"
  • Starlight: "Oh.... Thank you, great one. I, I promise I won't fail this time. Alchourse, I need to take time to study my problems first. I need to learn about them, and their motivations. And once I learn enough, then I'll be ready for them."
  • ???: "Ok, sweetie. (Giggles). Just be careful. I don't like to do things three times. One more failure, then, you'll be mine. Forever.... (Giggles turn slightly evil)."
  • Starlight gulped.
  • Starlight: "Worry not, you will not be disappointed again."
  • ???: ""Don't worry. I know I won't. (Giggles as she disapepars)"
  • Starlight thinks: "I, will not, lose to you again Sparkle. My life, LITTERALLY depends on it!"

During the events of Castle Sweet Castle.

  • Cupid and Mange are seen hiding in the bushes and watched Twilight's friends attempting to redecoracte Twilight's castle.
  • Cupid pulls Mange's ear and points to Twilight and Spike walking, and two proceeded to head forth to follow them.
  • Cupid and Mange saw Twilight and Spike looking over the left behinds of the libary.
  • Mange looked hard at Twilight's butt and imagine deliouslus lamb chop like meat, and attempted to head over to bite Twilight's butt, but Cupid grabbed Mange and scolded him in a various aray of angry squeaks and other sounds.
  • Mange growled in disappointment, as Twilight and Spike went off to seek out the spa. Mange and Cupid proceeded to follow them there. They continued to follow her till sometime after the episode ended, where they lurk and hide in Twilight's Castle.
  • Twilight sent her friends on their way.
  • Twilight: "Thank you for taking the time to redecorate the castle. Your gift on the golden oaks libary was the greatist."
  • Twilight closed the door.
  • Twilight sighs.
  • Twilight: "Too bad the castle not feeling like home was only some of my worries."
  • Twilight walked off dejected.
  • Spike: ".... Twilight, are you still feeling off about, that Starlight pony? Wasn't she just some crazy pony with no sense on what true friendship is?"
  • Mange and Cupid quietly growled.
  • Twilight: "I felt she was more then some power-hungry nutcase like the statues of the villains the lougers give us. I can't help but to feel that she may of lost sight on what friendship truely is. I felt like more should've been done to help her."
  • Spike: "Maybe that is true, but maybe she's gonna be like what Trixie used to be. She's more likely gonna hold hard feelings for ya then anything. I mean, you did interupt that equil cutie marking thing she had."
  • Twilight: "That is to expected when dealing with ponies like her."
  • Spike: "But don't worry, like you said. Maybe she will get over it and realised what you were trying to accomplise back there and stop trying to do that stuff again. Why, with ponies having purity, it's only a matter of time, right?"
  • Spike and Twilight hugged.
  • Cupid only stared angerly while Mange mimiced a gagged.
  • Suddenly, one of Pinkie Pie's surprise blasts are heard and scared Mange and Cupid into exposing themselves!
  • Twilight and Spike saw the two.
  • Spike: "Hey, I think Fluttershy missed too animals."
  • Twilight: "Uh.... Spike..... I don't think those two are with Fluttershy."
  • Spike: "They're not? Then why are they doing all the way here? And how did they get in here?"
  • Twilight: "I'm not heavly sure, Spike. But maybe we can take them to Fluttershy to watch over until we can find answers to them."
  • Twilight traps Cupid and Mange get trapped in a magic bubble before they could be able to escape.
  • Cupid and Mange growl in disappointment.

Late into the Episode Bloom and Gloom.

  • Mange was wearing a coller while Cupid was wearing a bow on her neck backwords.
  • Mange snickers like muttly.
  • Cupid punched him in the nose!
  • Mange grumbled like muttly.
  • Starlight's voice: "Cupid, Mange, progress report!"
  • Cupid squeaks and squimmer.
  • Starlight's voice: "SPARKLE CAUGHT YOU TWO CAUSE OF A TRAP?! The clever BITCH!? Well, at least you get to study one of her friends. Keep an eye on that mole Fluttershy and see what she knows."
  • Cupid and Mange proceed to do just that, and saw Discord and Death Coffin setting up a table.
  • Discord: "I can't believe Fluttershy is inviting Jerk Judu Butt for dinner! She knows that guy hates my guts!"
  • Death Coffin: "Oh kindly refraign from complaining Discord. And his name's Pred Judu Des if I remember correctly. I know he's a harsh mortal, but he has his excuses. He just has typical mythic beast hunter attatude. But in all consideration, Discord, you and I, and those others, are protacted from his harsh prosicution."
  • Discord: "She won't stop him running his mouth off at us."
  • Death Coffin: "Oh, you simpleton Choas Beast. Just do what we Alicorn gods do. Take the high road."
  • Discord: "Oh, but I thought we were making dinner."
  • Death Coffin: "..... Don't be coy Dicord. It's an expression. We simply need to raise above his insults."
  • Discord: "Ok fine! But you better know what your doing."
  • Death Coffin: "Thank you."
  • Discord: "Oh. One more thing. The mangey wolf's chomping your leg again."
  • Mange was seeing chomping on Coffin's leg again as Cupid was seen face palming!
  • Death Coffin: "EEEEEEEK?! FLUTTERSHY?! THE STUPID WOLF'S DOING IT AGAIN?!"
  • Fluttershy: (Appears and stops Mange) Now, now, Rusty, you know better than that! This Alicorn has been here for only a few weeks, and you two are only my most recent adoptions.
  • Cupid: (Face-palms herself, but then Jerry appears)
  • Jerry: Hey there, baby! From around here, I don't get to meet a lot of babes except for the few bunnies and jackalopes that reside in this cottage. But you, hot momma, you look like you just hopped straight out of heaven! (Cupid smacks him) OW!
  • Fluttershy: Lady! That's not very nice, you'd better apologize to Jerry this instant! (Cupid turns and ignores her) Don't ignore me, I said THIS INSTANT! (Uses the Stare, which scares Cupid into squeaking)
  • Jerry: Look, lady, all you had to do was say 'no thank you'! I mean, tecnecally, your unsentient rabbit and tecnecally unable to talk, but as  I rabbit myself I would understood ya. Now I don't even want you anymore! (Leaves, and when he is gone, Angel suddenly appears, smiling, and walks up to Cupid, and makes noises)
  • Fluttershy: (Watching the two rabbits communicate)
  • Andre arrived.
  • Andre: "Hey Flutters. Kinda bad news. Pred Face and the terror three sisters are coming. And they brought their sheep Mushroom."
  • Fluttershy: "You mean Toadstool, but how is that bad news? I mean, outside that he still doesn't trust outside beings well."
  • Andre: "Outside of that fact this time, Seniorita. You know Rusty is a lobo, yes?"
  • Fluttershy: "I, thought he was a wolf."
  • Andre: "Si, but lobo is wolf in spanich. And Toadstool is a oveja, that's sheep in spanich, yes?"
  • Fluttershy: "Well, yes."
  • Andre: "Well it's a known fact that lobos and ovejas get along as well as snakes and rats."
  • Le Rat's voice: "He has a le point!"
  • Andre: "Quiet you!"
  • Stefano the flying boa arrived.
  • Stefano: "Yes, and also, considering Rusty is still biting Mr. A'Coffin's leg, it'a might'a be a good'a idea to put Rusty in a place where he can't hurt that sheep."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh dear. I forgot about that Wolves are known to not get along well with sheep. Discord, could you be a dear and put Rusty somewhere where he can't bother Toadstool?"
  • Discord: "Already plan on it. I'll place him with Louisianna."
  • Fluttershy: "Uh, Discord, Louisianna is still not getting along with Rusty, I'm not sure that's-"
  • Discord already teleported Mange to Louisanna's dog house, and loud barking and Mange's screams are heard!
  • Fluttershy: "Oh, dear...."
  • Knocking was heard.
  • Pred Judu Des's voice: "Fluttershy, myself and the girls are here for dinner."
  • Fluttershy: "Uh, it'll have to do for now. Andre, Stefano, make sure Louisanna doesn't hurt Rusty.... As bad as last time."
  • Andre: Sure thing, sinorerita! (They head out as Pred and the sisters come inside)
  • Pred: Hey, Fluttershy! What was all that talking I heard?
  • Axe-Rella: I think it was those creatures she's been adopting for a while, sentient and non-sentient.
  • Pred: Oh, yeah. She's been trying to hide them from us for quite a while.
  • Jerry: Well, what did you expect? You basically slaughter guys like me! I'm at least lucky Fluttershy keeps you from touching me and the others so you can remain friends.
  • Pred: (Groans) And as much as I'm tempted, I at least care for her as much as my family and those I held dear in the past. It's very crazy that you constantly have to deal with that Discord abomination after all his treachery!
  • Fluttershy: Pred, what did I say about saying mean things?
  • Chain: Oh, let me guess! 'If you can't say anything nice, then shut up!' (Woody laughs until Axe-Rella slaps her) OW!
  • Fluttershy: Actually it was 'If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all!'
  • Chain: They mean the same thing, silly!
  • Fluttershy: But you know it's inappropriate!
  • Chain: Yeah, but still!
  • Fluttershy: Well, I trust you all will behave during this visit.
  • Pred: For the sake of myself and my daughters, as well as my sympathy, I shall.
  • Sharp-Pay: But if Discord-
  • Fluttershy: No buts, Sharp-Pay! There will be no buts during this visit.
  • Chain: (Scoffs) 'Buts'! (Axe-Rella slaps her) OW!
  • Fluttershy: Okay, that's enough! Sharp-Pay, no excuses! Chain, be quiet! And Axe-Rella, stop slapping Chain!
  • Pred: So, I hear that you have some new friends living with you.
  • Fluttershy: Yes. In fact, there was two recent ones just this afternoon. A wolf and a bunny.
  • Axe-Rella: A WOLF?!? Don't you think adopting one of those things is a little... Risky considering how aggressive they are?
  • Fluttershy: Well, they are similar to dogs, so it's not hard to tame them the same way. His name is Rusty, and he and Louisiana haven't been getting along lately. (A biting sound is heard, as well as a painful howl)
  • Stefano: MOMMA MIA HERE WE GO AGAIN!?
  • Andre: STOP IT, YOU TWO!! I MEAN IT!!
  • Pred:... Yeah, I can see, and hear that. You must really have your work cut out for you.
  • Fluttershy: Yes, you might say that. So, may I escort you to the table? Discord set it up himself.
  • Chain: Yeah, considering he did it when you were trying to reform him.
  • Sharp Pay: "Oh hey. I heard from the puny purple dragon that Twilight is still worried about that Cutie Mark Communist Starlight. Was that skalely loser right for once?"
  • Fluttershy: Yes, Twilight still feels, concerned about Starlight. Starlight just wanted to make ponies happy.... In the kinda not nice way. We'll talk more in dinner. Well, let's go.

Later...

  • Sharp-Pay: "Thanks for the surprisingly calm and quiet dinner, Fluttershy. Ya think this whole thing was set up for a crazy comical moment concerning that wolf and Toadstool, but we had a surprisingly normal dinner."
  • Chain: "Yeah, and the talking Skeleton pony was surprisingly nice.... If though unusally cynical to our way of life."
  • Death Coffin's sighs are heard.
  • Axe-Rella: "All I can say, good luck training that wolf. You will need it."
  • Pred Judu Des: "Good day for another time, Fluttershy."
  • The 4 left with Toadstool baaing.
  • Fluttershy: "Whew. For a moment there, I thought something wrong was gonna happen."
  • Andre and Stefano came in tied up.
  • Andre: "Uh.... Seniorita? Good news, we got Louisianna to calm down.... Bad news, we went to sleep and next thing we know, I got tied to this flying idioso."
  • Stefano: "Now we're more tied up then shagetti and a'meatballs!"
  • Andre and Le Rat's voice: "WE GET IT, YOUR ITALIAN?!"
  • Stefano: "But that's'a not the worse'a part! Lady and Rusty, they're missing!"
  • Fluttershy: "OH NO! And Twilight still wants to know where they came from! (Gets Andre and Stefano untied) Andre, Stefano, gather a meeting, I'm getting Twilight!"
  • The trio seperate as Mange, all banaged up, and Cupid taking off her bow and Mange's collar are seen.
  • Cupid grabs Mange's ears and forces him to head to Rarity's home.

Rarity's Bunquite.

  • Rarity was singing "The kind of pony everypony, everypony should know" to herself as she was making a dress.
  • Sweetie Belle: "I'm surprised Photo Finish has asked you to make a new dress for her client Lady Va-Voom-Be-Ba of the Bee Planet. Photo has really got inter-universeal."
  • Rarity: "Well, it's really nothing new to her, actselly. She has been doing it for a while. Photo felt she shouldn't just limit herself to Ponies. She felt she can find, "DA MAGIKS", in other creatures as well."
  • Mange and Cupid were watching through the window.
  • Sweetie Belle: "Uh, Rarity, I have been wondering lately. Button Mash said that his big brother told him that this guy named Frances Le Flower used to know Photo Finish."
  • Rarity stopped.
  • Rarity: "..... Alchourse..... And it's "Flour", by the way. Photo told me that Frances didn't always con people and did, unpleasent things to women for a living..... I, rather not get into details."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Oh, ok. So, I heard from Twilight that she's still worried about that weird Equil Cutie Mark making Starlight pony."
  • Rarity: "Oh I know. Twilight is still understandably concerned about that Starlight character. I do assume she had her own friendship problems, I agree. But I wouldn't call it having it resoled by causing everyone to have the same cutie mark. And on top of that, with the fact she was using the symbol of equils, I thought it meant that these ponies were all good at math."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Actselly, being good at math I think would be a Calulater Cutie Mark or a Math Book Cutie Mark. Cheerilee taught us Cutie Marks today."
  • Rarity: "But don't worry about Twilight darling. She just having another anxity episode."
  • Fluttershy rushed in!
  • Fluttershy: "RARITY, TWILIGHT ASKED ME TO TELL YOU TO MEET HER IN THE TREE, RUSTY AND LADY ARE MISSING!?"
  • Rarity: "You mean that mysterious wolf and bunny duo? Goodness, knowing Twilight, she is concerned about why those two were in her castle. I'll get Applejack and Pinkie Pie, you get Rainbow Dash! Sweetie Belle, go do your homework!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "I finished it already!"
  • Rarity: "Then play the entertainment system thingie Icky gave you on chrismas."
  • Sweetie Belle: "Ok."
  • Mange and Cupid ran off as Rarity and Fluttershy got out.
  • Starlight's voice: "Status report, Cupid."
  • Cupid squeaks and squimmers.
  • Starlight's voice: "Good. You got away from the Fluttering mole and discovered more info about her during that dinner and covered Rarity as a side note. Good job my pets. Fortunately, the Pink one called Pinkie Pie was already covered during your unplanned stay at the mole's house. I'll check up again soon."

during the Episode "Tanks for the Memories".

  • Mange and Cupid were hiding in leafs.
  • Starlight's voice: "This is your master speaking. Your mission is almost completed. You just need two more ponies. You can start with the Rainbow Gay Pride parade."
  • Mange gave a confused grunt.
  • Starlight's voice: "(Annoyed) NO MANGE, I MEANT THE ONE CALLED RAINBOW DASH?! She shouldn't be too far, and-"
  • BOOOM?!
  • Mange and Cupid heard that, came out of the pile and saw a avalance of snow coming from Cloudsdale.
  • Mange and Cupid screamed!
  • BLAM?!
  • Mange and Cupid are turned into a "Snow Wolf" and "Snow Bunny".
  • Starlight's voice: "Ugh.... As soon as you two recover from hypofirmia, spy on the Rainbow pony."

After the episode.

  • Scootaloo: "So Rainbow Dash. Your gonna be fine with Tank hybernating?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I long made peace with it, Scoots."
  • Scootaloo: "Speaking of that, has Twilight made peace with the deal with Starlight?"
  • Mange and Cupid took advantage of their snow bunny and snow wolf gags to over-hear the conversation.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Uh, kinda not really. She still doesn't feel hot about the fact we didn't exactly brought some sense into that crazy horse!"
  • Growls are heard!
  • Scootaloo: "Uh, did you hear growling?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Must be hybernating growlites. Really nasty vermin. We better move on."
  • As Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo head on, Cupid and Mange in their disguise kept pace.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Anyway, I'm sure some sense gets into Trixie number 3 soon enough."
  • Scootaloo: "I thought her name was Starlight."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, but they're all asentually Trixies. Trixie number 1 was, well, the original Trixie. She inadvertingly caused Snips and Snails bring a Ursa Minor into ponyville, and kinda turned into a total witch with that Alicorn Amulet.... TWICE! The second time, involving that Latifier do-ooohhhhhh, Butthead! Then we have Trixie number 2, Sunset Shimmer. Former Student of the big shot alicorn Celestia, turned sour cause fo a magical mirror that takes you to a human world."
  • Scootaloo gives a "Are you serious?" look.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah I know, that sounds stupid, just roll with it. Anyway, Sunset stolen Twilight's crown and tried to become all powerful. I think Twilight has an emotional connection with Sunset, because she was a co-star in Twilight's fanfiction with a warlord magical orc that's an obvious clone of the main bad guy from the move "Epic", and she became a powerful evil Alicorn Queen in an alternate reality caused by what I called, Centaur Trixie. AKA, Clare Buckington. And now, We have Trixie Number 3: Starlight Glimmer. I bet Skipper would so call her out as a communist!"
  • Scootaloo: "Uh, you mean, Cutie Mark Communisum, not just Comunisum in general, cause she didn't treated with Twilight at first with disrespect, cause Cheerilee taught us that Communisum was invented to eliminate the classes and bring equil work and money to the people, but got corrupted by higher powers turning corrupt themselves and grown a controverseal reputation cause it's tecnecally anti-capitalisum. Where Cutie Mark Communisum has existed during the early days of the Luna's Banishment era, delfulted and created by the hippogriff Czar Beak-Buck trying to end a discrimination issue between ponies and the hippogriffs at the time by creating equilisation cutie marks. There's even claims that it shares a simular philosify of an alien religen called "Kemoisum" cause both pholosifies were against free-will if it's misused."
  • Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped.
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... Girl, you actselly paid attention in shcool?"
  • Scootaloo: "Hey, I may be a Scooter jocky, but I'm not an idiot. My still not shown yet parents want me to be elagable for collage, so I wouldn't let them down."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Your parents aren't still canon yet? Just what is up with Hasbro already!"
  • Scootaloo: "(Groans), I know, right? And... Question about your incident at the Weather Factory? Aren't you... Worried that somepony might get angry at you for sabotaging the machinery?"
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, so far, nopony has been angry with me about it. I don't even think my superiors know about it. I just hope for the love of Celestia that they are as forgiving as she is. But I can't focus on that right now, I need to talk with my friends again concerning this meeting we had not too long ago. It concerned a wolf and a bunny appearing in the middle of the castle.
  • Scootaloo: Really? Was it Fluttershy's pets?
  • Rainbow Dash: Not at the time. I've been around Fluttershy's cottage before they appeared, and I've never seen her adopt a wolf, or a female bunny with brown spots. That proves that something's not right here.
  • Scootaloo: Ooh, are you gonna have another adventure?
  • Rainbow Dash: Maybe. Hey, speaking of adventures, I heard Applejack's planning to return Appleoosa for a rodeo. Heard you were going. So have fun Scoots.
  • Scootaloo: "I plan to. It's possability where I can find my Cutie Mark BASED on a rodeo!"
  • Cupid and Mange looked sinisterly at eachother.

During the "Appleoosa's Most Wanted Episode."

  • Mange And Cupid were hiding in barrols.
  • Starlight's voice: "Ok my pets. Now you need to spy on the yokel Applejack. She's considered the element of honesty, so she shouldn't be hard to hear about her."
  • Some Rodeo clowns picked up the barrols Cupid an Mange were in and took them to the arena.

One exciting mess from The Crusaders and Trouble Shoes later.

  • Applejack was looking over the crusaders for causing the mess.
  • Cupid and Mange came out of some crashed barrols injured and bruzed.
  • Mange wimpered.
  • Cupid and Mange slowly and painful got stealthfully close to Applejack and the girls.
  • Applebloom: "Ok, so, while we have to clean up the mess Trouble Shoes' made while as a rodeo clown to help him discover what his cutie mark meant, I've been meaning to ask. Is Twilight still a might worried about-"
  • Applejack: "Starlight? Yep. Twilight is understandably worried. Espeically since she thinks that weird wolf and the bunny are somehow connected. But I think it was a purely unrelated coincidence they showed up just when Twilight was talking about Starlight."
  • Scootaloo: "That is true. Like somepony like Starlight would assusiate with a mutt and a long eared rat."
  • Growls in slight pain are heard.
  • Sweetie Belle: "Is it me or did something sounded like, animal growlings? In pain?"
  • A small Scorpian made of litteral tree bark came and stinged Mange in the butt!
  • Mange yipped!
  • Mange leaped in the air and screamed the Tom scream!
  • Mange fell down on Cupid, who was already face-palming and growled in annoyence.
  • Applejack and the Crusaders saw this.
  • Applejack: "Well there's those two are!"
  • Sweetie Belle: "Those poor things look like they went through Tartarus and back."
  • Scootaloo: "Fluttershy's gonna flip when she sees them like this!"
  • Apple Bloom: "Looks like the wolf has it worse."
  • Applejack looks at the sting mark on Mange's butt.
  • Applejack: "Worse is right. The poor galoot's got stung a poisonious Bark Scoripian. Them critters don't play around. We got to get these critters back to Ponyville asap! Baeburn, get some help, and some rope and a paper bag to keep this wolf calm!"

Cave.

  • Starlight was seeing this.
  • Starlight: "NO!? MY BABIES?! NOT MY PETS?! YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM?! HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY TOOK MY PARADISE?! NOW MY PETS?!"
  • Starlight growled as her nose bleed.
  • Starlight calmed down.
  • Starlight: "I'm calm.... I'm calm..... It's not lost. I was at least able to get info on the mares. Their strenghs, and weaknesses. You got all that, boys."
  • Silluettes appeared behind Starlight.
  • ???: "Oh yes, lady Starlight. We understood throughly. But I must warn you. These ponies know heroes powerfuler then them."
  • Starlight: "I know. Twilight and her mole referenced them. ALOT! I know just you simple crooks are not enough. So, I'll have to get someone slightly more dangerious to keep even them at bay. And thanks to Fluttershy.... I now know of a unigte and powerful group known as.... The Villains Act... And those misfits haven't exactly brought themselves to learn beyond a red dragoness and a trio of her sidekicks and a warlord salamander. Anything, could be a surprise.... (Laughs evily.)

Chapter 2: Starlight's Past[]

Twilight's castle.

  • Fluttershy was walking a pace.
  • Fluttershy: "I'm so nervious. What has happened to poor Lady and Rusty?"
  • Twilight: "Don't worry Fluttershy. I'm sure they're fine."
  • Pinkie Pie: "Yeah Flutters, it's not like they're in the worse condition of their life and-"
  • Fluttershy: "Not, helping, Pinkie Pie."
  • Applejack: (She and the Crusaders appear) Found 'em!
  • Twilight: Back from the rodeo already?
  • Applebloom: Yeah, we... Uh... Had a few snags in the form of an outlaw who was just a poor misguided soul looking for a dream with a cutie mark he thought was bad luck.
  • Scootaloo: So we had to clean up the mess that Trouble Shoes caused.
  • Rainbow Dash: Really? You did all that?
  • Spike: Oh, so THAT explains the extended stay.
  • Fluttershy: But... What happened to Rusty?
  • Applejack: He was stung by a bark scorpion. Symptoms include nausea... (Mange barfs)... Fatigue... (Mange looks dazed and laying down)... Muscle spasms... (Mange accidentally smacks Cupid)... And swelled-up skin. (Mange's skin gets swelled up)... But thankfully, nothing fatal.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, Rusty, I'm so glad you're okay. (Tries to hug him, but then remembers he is sick)...
  • Applejack: Yeah, I forgot to mention that the sickness is a bit contagious. (Cupid is shocked at that statement, and realizes she was near Mange the entire time, and gets equally sick)... Oh, and it looks like Lady contracted it, too.
  • Fluttershy: Don't worry, you two, I'll take good care of you. (The two sigh in annoyance)
  • Spike: "Well, it still doesn't answer where these two came from and-"
  • Spike burps up a latter!
  • Twilight: "It's from Celestia!"
  • Twilight grabs it and opens it.
  • Rainbow Dash: "What's it say?"
  • Twilight: "Ahem. Dear Twilight Sparkle. I reshived several messages concerning your concerns about Starlight and the random appearences of the wolf and bunny. I request you bring the wolf and bunny to me if they're connected with what your concerned about Starlight. As well as.... Something, I need to confess about.... Confess?"
  • Spike: "Confess?"
  • 5 of the 6: "Confess?"
  • Crusaders: "Confess?"
  • Twilight: "Does... That mean.... Celestia knows more about Starlight then I would assume?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "If so, then Starlight's gonna be one heck of a Trixie number 3."
  • Everyone looks at Rainbow confused.
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... I'll, explain about that another time."
  • Twilight: "Fluttershy, I'm gonna have to take Rusty and Lady for a moment. I have answers that need to be sought."
  • Fluttershy: But aren't they sick?
  • Twilight: Oh, don't worry, I have a spell to help with that....

Canterlot

  • Celestia: (Twilight and her friends appear with Mange and Cupid being concealed by a blue quarantine field similar to the field she used in Three's A Crowd) I'm glad you came, Twilight. I have something I've been meaning to tell you about Strlight ever since you last defeated her.
  • Twilight: So... You know her, then?
  • Celestia: Yes. I didn't bother telling you about this for a while, but after seeing these two, I'm afraid it must be now.
  • Fluttershy: You know who these two are?
  • Celestia: Yes. These two are her pets, Mange and Cupid.
  • Applejack: Ohhhh, so they already had names.
  • Fluttershy: (Chuckles) You... You two weren't embarrassed that much, were you? (Mange and Cupid roll their eyes)... Is that a 'yes'?
  • Celestia: As I was saying, I have a lot to tell you about Starlight. You see, she was another student who began studies at the same time Sunset Shimmer did. In fact... The two are sisters.
  • Mane 6/Spike: SISTERS?!?
  • Twilight: But... But they don't have the same last name.
  • Celestia: The two were raised by different divorced parents before they reunited and began their studies with me.
  • Twilight: So... So how did Starlight end up being who she was?
  • Celestia: Well, I think this might require a flashback...

Flashback

  • (Celestia): "Like you and Sunset, Twilight, Starlight was the most talented at magic. She was considered one my finest students who mysteriously wanted to be with Sunset in the School for Gifted Unicorns. She never explained the whole truth. But despite all that...she had another problem. Making friends, was not her strongest point."
  • Starlight was seen trying to make friends with younger versons of The Wonderbolts, Fancy Pants and Fluer, Coco, and many others.
  • (Celestia): "She tried befriending those often greater or lesser then her. The greater insist friendship would be impossable without making her look inferior. The lesser were afraid of wasting her time cause of her great magic, so they stayed cleared. She blamed herself, and her cutie mark representing her talent in magic. She.... Went to extremes."
  • Starlight was seen trying to cut her cutie mark off with a sword, till guards pounced on her!
  • (Celestia): "Sunset, was natrolly concerned for Starlight's sprialling emotions, and often tried to remedy it... But it was never, without dealing with her sister's commen complaints!"
  • Starlight: "I, HATE, CUTIEMARKS!?"
  • Starlight blasts a hole in the roof!
  • Sunset: "Starlight, calm down.... I, know, your upset, about having a hard time making friends, but don't blame cutie marks on it. The ponies who rejected you, were at least nice."
  • Starlight: "What difference does THAT make!? Why make a religen centered on friendship if making friends is hindered by ponies either being stronger or weaker then you?! I couldn't even get an earth pony named Coco to befirend me cause she's afraid of being a cructh! I'm a tolerent and understanding pony?! And she, avoided me like I was gonna make her life hell because I was superior then her?! Then there was the Wonderbolt wanna-be Spitfire!? She's no different then the other pegisi with exception of thunder clouds coming out of her flanks?! And she refused my friendship cause she was afraid I wouldn't "keep up"?! Even the heir of a millionaire's fortune, Fancy pants, didn't wanted to befriend me because he "doesn't want to get in the way of my studies and time with Celestia"!? WHY, IS CELESTIA, ALLOWING THIS?!"
  • Sunset: "Well, truth is, not even Celestia knows why we have cutie marks. They're among the most mysterious things we have."
  • Starlight: "WELL HERE'S WHAT I FOUND OUT?! They're nothing but trouble?! They are causing inequility and uncertainty if your actselly compalable to a certain pony or not!"
  • Sunset: "What're you even saying? Cutie Marks being different doesn't mean, inequility. Heck, we're pretty equil anyway. I mean, cutie marks are asentually just butt tattoos showing ponies what your most good for, or, based on your personality."
  • Starlight: ".... Sunny, have you ever heard of the Hippogriff, Beak-Buck?"
  • Sunset: "I been to history class. He was a fanactic tyrant who created Cutie Mark Communisum cause of inequility between Hippogriifs and Ponies. He created a speical cutie mark caused "The Equil Mark" that turns ponies and rebeling hippogriffs into equils. No one is more better or worse then the other. He had an ill conspect that what he doing was right."
  • Starlight: "He, was gonna make Equestia a better place.... And Celestia, MURDERED HIM?!"
  • Sunset: "Not intentionally! He was trying to stab Celestia, she magical pushed him back, he had crippled wings, he fell to his down and got impiled by his own golding statue holding a spear. She never meant, to end him. But Ponies and Hippogriffs have gotten over their grudges ever since."
  • Starlight: "BUT BEAK-BUCK WOULD'VE DONE THAT AND MORE?! He has a good idea what he was doing, and Celestia was too afraid of losing her powers to see that?!"
  • Sunset: "That's not true! She stopped Beak because what he was doing was wrong! Ponies, and Hippogriffs were being tortured and brainwashed to become what they were not! She did what was needed to be done."
  • Starlight: "Sunny, think about it. Cutie Marks are poisoning the ponies' minds. Even Celestia doesn't know what she's really doing. The power of the sun itself, drunken her mind! I do, want to believe Celestia would never harm us, but Cutie Marks are what holding her back! They're holding us ALL back!? That's why I need you, Sunny! Togather, we'll find a way to become Alicorns of Equility, revive the lost work of Beak-Buck, and end the cutie mark menace!? We could be heroes, Sunny!"
  • Sunset: "Star, your not thinking straight. You simply don't know what your talking about."
  • Starlight: "Don't be so scared, dear half-a-sister. I have been studing how Beak-Buck works. His magic is magnifisent, even for a hippogriff. He even created a containment for cutie marks that has been lost for ages thanks to Celestia. Sunny, we can work togather and-"
  • Sunset: "Star, just stop! Celestia was right! Your emotions are corrupting you into something your not! And the lies and wickedness of that dictator have worsen you?!"
  • Starlight: "My younger half, please! I'm still me! I just care for Equestia! As well for you! I can free us from our cutie marks!"
  • Sunset: "Do that, and your magic will be gone and doing your mad plans will become impossable!"
  • Starlight: "That's why we'll save ourselfs for last! We'll equilised the ponies first, then us!"
  • Sunset: "FORGET IT?! I won't help you revive Cutie Makr Communisum and repeat history!"
  • Sunset ran off.
  • Starlight: ".....Sunny?...... (Cries alittle).... Sunny?"
  • Starlight plopped to the floor and started to cry.
  • (Celestia): "My actions to keep Sunset from falling victim to Starlight's taint both work...."
  • Starlight quickly looked back up, angry and crying.
  • (Celestia): "..... And dangeriously reserved. It served only, to make Starlight worse."
  • Starlight began destroying Canterlot city and castle.
  • (Celestia): "In heart-broken rage, she laid waste to Canterlot, harming both the guard, and the innosent."
  • Starlight harms several guards and Canterlot ponies.
  • (Celestia): "Not even children were spared from her rage."
  • Starlight was mental attacking a little filly, causing her to cry!
  • Starlight: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS BITCH!? SUFFER MY PAIN?! KNOW IT?!"
  • ???: "STARLIGHT GLIMMER?!"
  • Celestia was seen above in a glowing light.
  • (Celesta): "I, had, enough."
  • Celestia: "Young Lady, this has gone on far enough. I am sorry if I had to protect Sunset from falling down the same wrong path as you, but you shouldn't take your rage out on those that didn't even done anything to you or know you well! If you want to take your anger out on somepony, let it be me."
  • Starlight: "(Laughs maniacly). Why, did you think I wrecked the place, you tall bitch!? Someone had to get you out of your little castle?!"
  • Celestia: "And you certainly gotten my attention. Now leave, the child, alone."
  • Starlight: "Oh, (laughs wickedly), THIS CHILD?!"
  • Starlight intenses the mental attack, causing her to cry!?
  • Celestia: "STOP IT?!"
  • Starlight finally lets go of the filly as she runs away crying!
  • Starlight: "She was getting boring anyway! NOW!? GET READY TO BURN LIKE YOUR PRECIOUS SUN, BITCH?!"
  • Starlight fires a powerful beam at Celestia.
  • Celestia: (Fires a beam, and forms a beam lock)
  • (Celestia): Handling Starlight wasn't that big a problem since I was much more powerful than her. She could never be as powerful as me no matter how hard she studied. (Celestia's beam is able to overpower Starlight's, and she stumbles to the ground dazed)
  • Celestia: Starlight, you're not thinking straight! You think trying to bring 'equality' to Equestria will solve problems? You're trying to repeat the actions of a hippogriff lord who tried to bring a huge revolt to Equestria. And for that, I don't think I have any other choice but to give you a trial.
  • Starlight: A t-t-t-t-t-t-TRIAL?!?
  • Celestia: Yes. The Unicorn Council is not very happy with your actions. They're requesting an immediate trial for you to decide your fate. Trust me, Starlight, it's for your own good.
  • Starlight: NO! I WILL NOT HAVE A TRIAL!! (Tries running, but Celestia traps her in a magic bubble)
  • Celestia: I'm sorry, but you are. The Unicorn Council's demands cannot be ignored. Now let's go. (She takes Starlight away)
  • (Celestia): I had to keep Starlight confined in her room until the trial could begin. I needed to make sure her beliefs wouldn't endanger anypony else again. And with Sunset gone and making a questionable choice in her life, I felt that Starlight was going to be forever alone. She needed serious help, and she needed it fast. But by the time the trial was ready...she had just vanished. Not because she ran away, but...but because someone got to her. (Celestia sees some ominous footprints on the floor)
  • Celestia:... Starlight!... (She looks out the window in worry)
  • (Celestia): I didn't know who did it, or why they would want to do it, but I knew that someday, Starlight would make her next move...

Present

  • Celestia:... And that's when I heard that you six stopped her in that small town she founded. It would seem she was able to find Beak-Buck's cutie-mark-containing device, and use it to enslave the ponies that she tricked into abandoning their lives. Before your adventure, I had known she founded an equality village, but I had no idea where it was. With Starlight faking her equal cutie mark, she was still able to use her magic to cast a protective shield that was able to stop even my tracking spells. But I am at least thankful that you six were able to stop her.
  • Twilight: Yes, but she got away. That village is in a better place now.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, and nopony there is smiling like a weird funhouse animatronic anymore.
  • Celestia: And with her two pets here... I think she's finally making her second move.
  • Twilight: I knew she was gonna return someday. But... How was she able to find Beak-Buck's cutie-mark device? How was she able to found a small village so quickly?
  • Celestia: I couldn't figure that out, either. But it might have something to do with the person that took her long ago. If so, I think she may be in more trouble than we thought.
  • Applejack: How do you know?
  • Celestia: Well, if this stranger helped her do all these things, then she must have to do something to return the favor.
  • Twilight: Oh, boy, something about that statement doesn't feel right.
  • Celestia: "Worse still, the magical reminence of this stranger, felt akin to Draconiouus magic. Stangely enough, it wasn't nessersarly an actual draconiouus. It felt like something... The Alicorn gods shouldn't've over-looked."
  • Applejack: "(Gulp). Knowing what Discord used to be like, I already don't like the idea of what this new stranger may be."
  • Rainbow Dash: "YES!? THAT MEANS WE DO GET TO FIGHT A MONSTER AFTER ALL!?"
  • Pinkie: "But didn't we just beaten Death Coffin awhile ago?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "He was more like Luna/Nightmare Moon. A confused but powerful Alicorn. And no, the heartless monsters don't count cause they're unrelated to that.... Currently un-named village."
  • Celestia: "Even I'm not sure why Starlight didn't named that village. Perhaps it was to avoid me having an idea where to look for her, or just simply didn't think of one yet."
  • Pinkie: "So, what do we do with her pets? Maybe we should give them back, cause it wouldn't be nice to hold them up when they already belong to her."
  • Celestia: "And ordenarly, I respect that belief, but in this case, it's dangerious. I'm worried she may plan to lure you to her in some way, and won't plan to fight you all alone this time."
  • Applejack: "Well, I bet she may plan on looking for those critters, and based on that story, I'm worried ponyville wouldn't be able to handle a tirade from an angry unicorn with a dark sense on how equility works."
  • Rarity: "And I'm espeically worried for Sweetie Belle if that charlatin isn't above harming children!"
  • Celestia: "That's why I'm sending my finest guards to protect ponyville and alarm you in case Starlight, or even possable new help, has emerged. One of my advisers will tend with you and fill you in on Starlight more."
  • A grey unicorn with a elegent cape came forth.
  • Twilight: "Alchourse, Lady Gray Clover. You were one of the finest teachers in the MU. It's such an honor to work with you, I-"
  • Gray Clover: "No need to prhaise a simple adviser, your highness. It's me who has the honor to be working with you. I rarely get directly involved in this kind of work Celestia, Luna, and you engaged in. I'm normally just another adviser doing paperwork like alot of her advisers."
  • Twilight: "Well, why, get involved in this one?"
  • Gray Clover: ".... Let's, just say.... I have.... Abit of a past with Starlight.... I rather not engaged in that yet. Now princess, we are to disguss many of Starlight's known abilities and talents in magic and stragity in your castle. And we must make haste. We'll discuss it over the Cutie Map. She may already be getting the most dangerious of the dangerious as, we, speak. And I fear on how much she is aware of our universes and beyond."

Chapter 3: A Bailout in Oranos[]

A prison in a frozen arctic-like world

  • A Cyborg dinosaur was seen resting in a medatating position.
  • A warden came by.
  • Warden: "Caera?"
  • Caera, the cyborg dinosaur, only opened her eyes, but remained facing the wall.
  • Caera: "..... What processed you to call out for my name, servent of the Grand Council? I have never caused fights or disobeyed routine. All I ever did was meditate and zoned myself out of the usual sounds of this unforgiving imprisonment."
  • Warden: "Uh, and we're aware of that, Caera. It's just.... You been requested to transfer to the other UUniverses."
  • Caera looked at the warden, freaking him out!
  • Caera: "..... What, do the heroes who destroyed the Villains Act want with me? They barely rekindised me as anything other then just another villain."
  • Warden: "You would think that, but.... No. It's not them. It's a mysterious theropist calling herself "Lightstar Glims". She claimed to be from a reabilitation center."
  • Caera: ".... I claim no infamy in that universe. What process this stranger to even-"
  • Warden: "Yeah, Croker asked the same question. But this theropist was able to convinced the Grand Council to go with it anyway. It was like she was magic or something. Anyway, the theorpist is waiting in the hanger bay. She paid out your bail in Original UUniversal money. Thank goodness we have a good conversion system here, or otherwise it wouldn't be good. Though we had to charge an extra dollar since their currency is worth $1.49."
  • The Warden opens the cell.
  • Warden: "Ok Caera, you know the drill."
  • Caera was more suspitious then relieved to be free.

Hanger Bay.

  • A familier looking pony dressed in business attire is seen next to a worn out ship.
  • Caera was brought in by a few Wardens.
  • The Pony: "Ahh, I see you brought dear Caera. I'm Lightstar, I'll be your reabilitater in the original UUniverses."
  • Caera: ".... Why, choose me? I am not reckindised in that UUniverses. The closet they have known is Xerxes, Qui and her followers, and the evil space pirate Rarxter. And they already have Rarxter and Qui. What do those UUniverses want with me, or at the least, you for that matter?"
  • Lightstar: "It's simple. I'm here to give you a new step in life. And what better way, then in a UUniverses that barely even knows you existed?"
  • Caera only donned a suspitious scowl.
  • Caera: "..... I have no, current objections.... But if I find out that your nothing but another Qui ploy, I'll gladly do what the hero Cynder neglects to do, finish her off."
  • Lightstar: "I promise you. I know not of this Kiwi-"
  • Caera: "Qui."
  • Lightstar: "Of you speak of. I am a legit theropist. I am here to help you reabilitate yourself into life."
  • Caera: "I don't need a theropist to redeem myself. I'm more then capable to-"
  • Lightstar: "And I don't doubt that. Really, I don't doubt you. But even perfectly able beings like yourself, need some help once in every while."
  • Caera said nothing, and the wardens eschourt her to the ship, as Lightstar climbs on the ship and the ship flies off.
  • As the ship was leaving the planet, Lightstar gave a dark grin.

Outside the cave in Equestia.

  • The Ship lands outside of the cave.
  • Lightstar came out.
  • Lightstar: "...... Ok, Caera dear. We've arrived."
  • Lightstar teleported away.
  • Caera came out of the ship, surprised.
  • Caera: "..... Since when would a theropist hang out in a cave.... Unless..... I knew it.... Qui is trying to malmitulate me again. If I still had a weapon, I would-"
  • ???: "Enchanté, madam."
  • Caera was surprised and looked to see a group of misfit birds sitting on some branches.
  • Cockatoo: "Allow me to ensure you... This, Qui you talk about, has nothing to do with this."
  • Huge Vulture: "Niet. She is not here."
  • Hornbill: "Certainly not."
  • Ravin: "Nope dinosaur lady. No angry red dragon lady here."
  • Blue Makaw: "You have a theif's honor. There is no red dragon here."
  • Falcon: "We assure you, there is no Qui."
  • Caera: "...... Do you know Lightstar?"
  • The Birds but the hornbill and falcon started to laugh!
  • Cockatoo: "Oh my goodness! The poor little dear doesn't realise it yet!"
  • Ravin: "TOO BAD WE CAN'T TELL HER, HUH?!"
  • The ruder birds still laughed!
  • Caera: ".... Alright.... I demand to know right now, what is going on here!?"
  • Two giant bats that look like Bartok and Fidget appeared.
  • Fidget giant bat: "Wouldn't you like to know, sweet cheeks?"
  • Bartok giant bat: "Brother please! That's not nice."
  • Caera looks at them.
  • Caera: "YOU TWO?!"
  • Caera grabs the two and chokes them!
  • Caera: "Who is your leader?! Where's Lightstar?!"
  • A figure looms over Caera as she quickly looks to see a huge giant bat the looks like Batty.
  • Batty Giant Bat: ".... Ohh, what a strange looking lizard woman."
  • Caera: ".... Is this ship being pilfered by outlaws? Cause you ended up robbing one with a former Va member on board! And I don't need a gun to make you all quell in fear of my awesome and powerful-"
  • The Batty Giant Bat started to flip out cause of the device on his head and weirds out Caera.
  • Batty Giant Bat: "Genesis Pharmaceutical Laboratory- *ZAP* NO?! Pass the probe. (Rasberries). Graduate Students, all gather forth- *ZAP* YOW?!"
  • Caera: "..... (Lets go of the smaller giant bats.) Is the big one, alright?"
  • Bartok-like Bat: Let's just say that he's been through corrupt cybernetic experiments like you... Except it might not be 'corrupt' or anything.
  • Caera: Okay, enough with the crap, I demand to know what is going on! Where is Lightstar? I need to talk with her!
  • Cockatoo: You'll get to meet her in good time, my friend.
  • Caera: NO! I want to meet her NOW! I refuse to wait for an explanation! I want answers, and I want them within the next 5 seconds, or I'm taking that ship, and going STRAIGHT BACK TO ORANOS!!
  • Raven: Should we tell her, amigo?
  • Hornbill: No! Not without her permission.
  • Raven: THEN WHAT THE DIABLO DO WE TELL HER?!?
  • Bartok-like bat: "Well, for the time being miss, the best we can say is, we're trying to help this world with, an inequility problem it... Appearently has."
  • Caera: "And what exactly, IS, this world?"
  • Bartok-like bat: "Obviously, your not too familier with Equestia. Me and my brothers are natives here. We're Batmen from the Batmen terroratories. I'm Tarbok, the big guy's-"
  • Batty-like Giant bat: "(ZAP) D'OH, (ZAP)"
  • The Giant Batmen shouted sang this!
JonTron_-_I_Will_Always_Love_You

JonTron - I Will Always Love You

  • Tarbok the first batmen: "...... Nutty Poda. You can obviously see what's wrong with him. And here's my brother-"
  • The Fidget like batmen shoved Tarbok!
  • Fidget-like batmen: "NAME'S MIDGET, Hi how ya doing, professional leader of the Batmen Bros extrodenar. Some of the almost infamous bandits Equestia has ever known!"
  • Caera: "Why almost infamous?"
  • Midget the Fidget batmen: ".... Because Tarbok won't let us have weapons. We have to relie on looking intimidating and/or swindling ponies. But because we don't have weapons, a nasty beast slayer named Pred Judu Des and his freak adopted daughters scared us like a bat out of hell! Pardon the pun, miss."
  • Tarbok: "Well, uh... We're only did that cause we had rough childhoods and no one wanted to understand us. Nutty was unfortunately exspearimented once by a company called "Gen-A-Sis" or something. It's making him REALLY weird."
  • Nutty Poda the Batty Batmen: "(Zap, and starts doing the macaraina dance while sing the Macaraina)."
  • Caera: ".... What in Halvain's name is he doing?"
  • Midget: "I believe that's-"
  • Nutty Poda: "HEYYYYYYYYYYY MACARAINA?!"
  • The Birds started laughing again!
  • Cockatoo: "Oh, he's like a giant verson of that little bat from the Shell Lougers."
  • Caera: "WAIT! You birds know of the Lougers?"
  • Cockatoo: "Unfortunately. We, are the Jailbird troupe. I, am Lord Carlson, at your service, mi'lady. The Hornbill's by butler, Zuza. He's just the help. And the rest are my hired thugs. El Devil the Ravin, an outcasted maruader guilty of violent tempers and village ransacking, Kung Lao, a disgraced kung fu master with a tragic past, and nothing to hold him back, Shakeshire, A pet of an infamous bandit leader in Agrabah, and our swordsmen, well, bird to be more accreate, and Rasputin Razkaloff, a former russian mafia member brought back from retirement. We were close of becoming the most powerful six member criminals of all time, until-"
  • Caera: "The lougers kept interfearing?"
  • Lord Carlson: "Oh, like you wouldn't believe, mi'lady. Our last encounter was, a pain."

Flashback.

  • (Lord Carlson): "The Boys and I were gonna robbed the beloved diamond ring of Senator Tri-Corn and make a fortune on it in the Black Market. Everything was going perfectly. Rasputin defeated the guards."
  • Security guards were being beaten up by Rasputin.
  • (Lord Carlson): "Kung Lao deactivated the security."
  • Kung Lao sliced off the wiring.
  • (Lord Carlson): "El Devil and Shakespire removed the case."
  • El Devil and Shakespire did just that.
  • (Lord Carlson): "Zuza..... Was our getaway guy in that ship you came out of. It is ours by the way. We stolen it from a Galactic Federation yard fair and square. He also served me a lovely pile of sunflower seeds awhile back and.... (Ahem), Moving on! And I.... Was gonna get my wings on the lovely ring of Tri-Corn's.... I was sure, everything was going my way."
  • Rasputin, Kung Lao, El Devil, and Shakespire form around Lord Carlson in a line.
  • Carlson reached the ring.
  • Lord Carlson: ".... Yes...... The beloved diamond ring of Tri-Corn's. Worth, an uncountable fortune. And my ticket to infamy, and great wealth! And it's all mine!"
  • Lord Carlson laughed evily as he was about to grab the ring!
  • ???: "HEY!"
  • Carlson gasped as he and his hired goons saw at the end of the room, the Lougers were seen!
  • Po: "Wings off the ring, Carl!"
  • Lord Carlson: "DASH IT ALL!? IT'S THE LOUGERS?! Rasputin, Kung Lao, Shakespire, El Devil, GET THEM!?"
  • Lord Carlson grabbed the ring as Rasputin, Shakespire, and El Devil donned weapons, who Shakespire had an arabian sword while El Devil had two hand guns and Rasputin donned an old sword, while Kung Lao got into a kung-fu pose, the the 4 attacked!
  • Sandy: "Get ready for a tussle everyone, here they come!"
  • (Caera): (The flashback freezes) And let me guess... They beat you to the punch? (Multiple shots of the Lodgers punching and beating up the birds, some amazing, some comedic)
  • SpongeBob: HAI-YAH!
  • Po: KUNG-PHOOEY!!
  • Boss Wolf: EAT S***! (Smacks Rasputin with his hammer)
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Linkara) I AM A MAN!! (Punches El Devil in the chest)
  • Mantis: SHORYUKEN! (All the scenes play again, only faster, and it keeps getting faster until the 4 are in a pile)
  • El Devil: Ohh... Mi pico! (Spanish: Ohh... My beak!)
  • Lord Carlson: ZUZA, WE MIGHT NEED A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!!
  • Zuza: Yes, sir! (Turns the ship around, and charges the laser cannons)
  • Shrek: EVERYBODY WATCH OUT!!! (The Lodgers jump out of the way before the lasers strike, and this gives the birds enough time to retreat toward the ship with the diamond)
  • Merlin: (Magically gets a hold of the diamond as they try to pull it away)
  • Rasputin: HEY! LET GO, PIG-DOG!!
  • Merlin: YOU LET GO!!
  • Rasputin: I SAID LET GO, CHICKEN-BOY!!
  • Mushu: 'CHICKEN-BOY'?!?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YA' LIMP NOODLE!!!
  • El Devil: As you wish, amigo! (Takes out his guns)
  • Alex: HE'S GOT GUNS!!! (They are able to dodge the gunfire and Merlin is able to rip the diamond from Rasputin's wing)
  • Rasputin: GIVE THAT BACK- (Tries getting it, but Spyro launches a fireball at him) WHOA, HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
  • Lord Carlson: FORGET THE DIAMOND, WE HAVE TO SAVE OURSELVES!!! (They take off)
  • Tito: YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, MOTHERF*****S!! COME OVER HERE AND SUCK ON MY D***, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!!!... Dam right! Those chickens will think twice before messing with us, man! (Chuckles as he gives Francis a high-five)
  • Lord Shen: Well, the obscene language wasn't very necessary.
  • Spyro: But at least we got the diamond back.
  • Icky: And that's one less pissy-hissy Senator Tricorn to deal with.
  • Cynder: "But we lost an oppertunity to capture them."
  • Icky: "Ah, knowing those clowns, there'll be plently of oppertunities to kick their butts."
  • (Lord Carlson): "I desided that then and there, we were to lay low for awhile until our new heat dies down and the Lougers end up assuming we disappeared. And there was no better place then this horse planet. While granted, they have been known to come here, but fortunately, we chose a spot they hardly ever visited, and we proceeded to commence our solatude ever since. And then, we meet with a pony who was recently usurped of her position because she was a communist on butt tattoos and had a well intentioned dream of bringing equility, and slaying the troublesome imperialisum of what is called "Cutie Marks"."

Flashback ends.

  • Zuza: "Appearnetly, these, "Cutie Marks" are respondsable of making these equines only good at certain things. Some more better then others. It lead to inequility and a conflict of interest in their odd religen in friendship. And sadly, even their otherwise benvolent princesses are victims of this tattoo plauge as well."
  • Rasputin: "In fact, one such princess was respondsable of the usurp. Goes by the name, Princess Twilight Sparkle."
  • Caera: ".... Is the usurp victim Lightstar?"
  • Lord Carlson: "Well, your half correct."
  • ???: "Half-Correct indeed."
  • Lightstar appeared.
  • Lightstar: "Only my name isn't Lightstar."
  • Caera: ".... (Gets angry with a JP raptor growl). Then what, is your real name?"
  • Lightstar flashes in a flash of magic, and reveils herself as Starlight.
  • Starlight: "My real name, is Starlight Glimmer. And what has been said is true. I, was robbed of my ability to free Equestia from the tyranny of cutie marks thanks to Twilight Sparkle, yet another slave to the Cutie Mark imperialisum! Just like Celestia!? And I'm the closest to anyone who is gonna fight it."
  • Caera: "..... Why, did you commit the dishonorable act of lying? Why didn't you just say who you were and then get me out? The Grand Council would've understand and offered to help. I am in no position to do such. I am repenting for actions I did under enfluence of Qui.... And, another group that hold me prior."
  • Starlight: "I'm sorry fot the dishonesty, Caera. But I had to. If I gotten you out as Starlight, then Twilight and Celestia would've known about it and stop me. I had to do what I did to fight this plauge."
  • Caera: "... True.... The Grand Council was never good at picking a side perimently. But why do you need me? I am in no position to fight against something, I have no understanding of."
  • Starlight: "Then I'll educate you. I wasn't the first to fight back against Cutie Marks. A Hippogriff Czar named Beak-Buck tried to do what I am doing now. But he was killed and murdered by Celestia, being a slave to the cutie mark plague! It's a dispicable crime against someone who wanted to bring equility to his race and that of the ponies of Equestia! As a being of honor yourself, surely you won't stand for it."
  • Caera formed a fist in anger.
  • Caera: "..... I, DO, NOT!? I will not! Your cause is diffferently worth my involvement. But I can only do little. My weapon was confinscated when the Lougers took down the VA and the Grand Council arrested me."
  • Starlight used her magic to scanned the head of Caera, who was surprised, then proceeded to create an accterate magical copy of Caera's gun.
  • Starlight: "Consider it, a gift from me, for understanding me. Take this gun, and use it to deliver a fatal blow to the cutie mark plague. Help me, and whatever you did wrong that got you in jail, I will convince the Grand Council to finally forgive you and restore your life to normal..."
  • Caera: ".... You.... Promise, to reunite me to my real family, and redeem my name?"
  • Starlight: "I'm a mare of my word, Caera. Partners?"
  • Caera: Not partners! Just call it in a real term, 'accomplice'. I'll take down this 'plague' of yours without a moment to spare. (Cocks her gun) Lock and load!
  • El Devil: OOOHHH, YEAH, SHE PULLED A BADASS LINE RIGHT THERE, BABY!! Oh, qué tipo duro! (Spanish: Oh, what a badass!)
  • Rasputin: I'm actually surprised that she's a cyborg of all things.
  • Starlight: Yes, Rasputin. The Alternate UUniverses looked very advanced when I got there. Not to mention I've heard a few times that Qui was a master of sciences. Those places must be a gold mine of technology.
  • Shakespeare: Uh... May I ask, how DID you become a cyborg?
  • Caera:... (Sighs) I'd rather not speak of it. I'd rather get this job over with and answer questions later. So let's get started!
  • Starlight: "First, we relcaim what was once mine. The village I created that...... I never bothered to give a name."
  • Everyone stares at her.
  • Starlight: "Don't judge me. I did it to avoid Celestia figuring out where I was. Now we must hurry. Twilight awhile ago has sent a sister of Ponyville's mayor to take over MY position. That, needs to be stopped!"
  • Rasputin: "No problem. Unworthy leader, will be getting what the mafia business refers to as, "the business end"."

Chapter 4: Return to Starlight's Old Home[]

The Village.

  • A Pink verson of Mayor Mare is seen getting the ponies of the village excited.
  • Ponies: "Mayor Share, Mayor Share, Mayor Share!"
  • Mayor Share, the Pink Mayor Mare look-a-like: "Thank you, thank you dear ponies. Your too kind. I'll be more then glad to improve the lifes of.... Of..... What was the name of this place again?"
  • Ponies murmur.
  • Pony 1: "Uh.... Starlight, never gotten around to it."
  • Mayor Share: ".... Well, as Mayor. I am planning to give this village an actual name. From this moment on, it shall be forever refer to as, uh.... Equine-itca! No, uh..... Oh! I got it! Horseshoe Plaza! No..... I know! Shareville!"
  • Ponies cheer!
  • Ponies: "SHAREVILLE, SHAREVILLE, SHAREVILLE, SHAREVILLE, SHAR-"
  • A slow clap was heard.
  • Ponies gasped!
  • Everyone looks to see Starlight, all alone, clapping with her hooves.
  • Starlight: "My, my, my, Mayor Share.... That desivice desidion must've took like, what, eleven minutes, to deside?"
  • Mayor Share: "Uh... And who are....."
  • Starlight: "Oh, nopony really. Just, the previous leader of this small village."
  • Mayor Share gulped.
  • Mayor Share: "You, mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mean, you were that, Cutie Mark Communist who Twilight stopped? Well, as instructed by her and my eldest sister Mare, I, i, ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i, I will actively protact this village from you for as long as your still hopelessly deludional!"
  • Starlight started to laugh!
  • Starlight: "Sharey, sharey. Sharey, po-dairy fe-fi-mo-marry Sharey. I can clearly understand that you just wish you can be just as good as your butt-kissing sister. I can, respect trying to earn the appresiation of a sister."
  • Mayor Share: "Nn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, see here you fanactic! I have been informed what you're capable of! And Twilight told me to be prepared for anything and to report you as soon as possable!"
  • Starlight: "Somehow, I think, no, believe, I have nothing to fear from, somepony who would probuly be afraid of her own shadow, let alone poor wittle me."
  • ???: "Starlight, stop it."
  • Double Diamond and his friends from the premere episode appeared.
  • Double Diamond: "Twilight told us to be on the look out for you in case your still gonna be trouble. Now you leave Mayor Share alone. She didn't nothing wrong to you considering what happened back then."
  • Starlight: "She's just as guilty for another thing! Taking what is rightfully mine! MY, VILLAGE?! I was the one who founded it! I brought you all here! I GAVE YOU ALL A NEW LIFE?!"
  • Double Diamond: ".... But Share was the one who named the village, though. She has that against you."
  • Starlight only chackled.
  • Starlight: "It's so funny! Your dumping the pony, who gave the biggest outcasts of Equestia, a new life, in favor of some stranger, cause she HAPPENED to actselly give a NAME to this place? I'm sure you all are just being very confused at the moment. But once I correct the attatude of this, obvious weakling, we can go back to our lifes of equility."
  • Double Diamond: "Forget it Starlight. We're not that controlable anymore."
  • Starlight: "I see some sense has to be, physiclally, applied..... RASPUTIN?!"
  • Rasputin appeared from nowhere and pounced on Double Diamond!
  • Rasputin: "In sovit russa, Big Buzzard lands on you!"
  • Night Glider: Oh, no, you don't, birdie! I will- (She is suddenly struck by something quick, which breaks her wing) AARRGGHHH!! (Falls to the ground) OOF! MY WING!! (It is revealed that the object that struck her was Kung Lao the falcon)
  • Kung Lao: There will be no flying assistance. If any other pegasi want to take a turn, it should be fair to warn you about my special technique, the Aerial Chi Strike of Shi Cao! You wanna know what that does? (The pegasi nod 'no') Well, too bad, I'm gonna show you, anyway! (Sees a bird in the sky, and flies up at great heights, and then does his dive again, this time using a red glow around his beak, and it strikes the bird, causing it to not only fall, but it causes it to violently combust until it is nothing but ash, shocking the ponies as Kung Lao lands) So if any of you want to try it, NOW'S THE F*****G TIME!! (The pegasi back off in fear) I knew you'd see it our way.
  • Starlight Glimmer: And trust me, Share, there's more where THAT came from! So NONE OF YOU WILL INTERFERE!! NOT EVEN YOU, DOUBLE DIAMOND!! I'm running this town again. And since I can't fit all of you in that detention center, I guess it calls for a curfew!
  • Everyone: CURFEW?!?
  • Starlight: That's right! These associates of mine are fast fliers. And they'll be watching you, and trust me, they have natural night-vision! If they even see one of you, and they WILL see you, then it's the detention center for you!
  • Mayor Share: You can't do this to us! We were just doing fine!
  • Starlight: This is MY town, you ass! I created it! And if you think you can just fly as fast as you can, I've got someone who's just as sneaky as these guys, and she'll be watching you!
  • Caera: (Appears with her energy rifle) You have my honorable word that I will ensure none of thes ponies gets out of here Scott-free! (Cocks her gun, shocking the ponies) Don't worry, I will only have this gun to stun. I am no longer an assassin who's willing to spill blood.
  • Starlight: Now, if there are no more questions, I'd like to get to business and get back the town that was robbed from me a few weeks ago! NOW ALL OF YOU, INTO YOUR HOMES!!
  • Mayor Share shivers in fear as more of the Jailbird Troupe and the Batmen bros surround her, as Starlight teleported there.
  • Starlight: "And you, Share.... (Chuckles)...... If your so interested in being here.... Then allow me to welcome you to the community. I'll be keeping you, along with everyone else, for a very long cutie unmarking I plan to do. And you'll get to go before Diamond and his friends. Doesn't that make you feel speical?"
  • Mayor Share was only shivering in fear.
  • Starlight: ".... Bat-men! Jailbirds! Take the "Mayor" to where she and Diamond and the others will be staying."
  • El Devil: "No problemo boss."
  • The Batmen and the Jailbirds proceed to do that and take Mayor Share and Diamond and his friends to the "reabiliation" cottage.
  • Starlight: "(Quietly) And soon Twilight, even you, will finally understand, what I am trying to accomplised."
  • Caera: "... As great it is to help you secure back what was yours, you know that given you have a known reputation with the Princess, she is bound to come here and usurp you again."
  • Starlight: "It's a good thing, you and the boys are my contendingcy on that. You see, I sent some pets of mine to spy on Twilight and her friends, only to be captured by... Unfortunate circumstances. Not only I want you to bring them back to me, but also capture Sparkle as well... Don't be afraid to break bones if ANY gets in your way."
  • Caera: "Your orders are rekindised. You'll expect to see her soon."

Chapter 5: Attack on Ponyville[]

Castle.

  • Gray Clover: "Ok, Miss Sparkle. Activate the map and see where Starlight is."
  • Twilight: Alright, then. (Magically activates the map, and it shows all of Equestria) Find Starlight Glimmer! (The map magically pinpoints her in the village) What?
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you serious? She's at the village again? You would think she be somewhere else by now.
  • Fluttershy: Oh, don't worry. It's nothing that Double Diamond and his friends can't handle. If they're brave enough to chase her down, then I'm sure they'll be brave enough to defend that village.
  • Twilight: I don't know... Map, give us the status on the unnamed village as of a few minutes ago. (The map shows a magical view portal showing Starlight's actions with her accomplices as all the ponies are forcefully placed in curfew, Double Diamond and her friends are locked up in the detention center with El Devil and Shakespeare guarding them, the rest are flying across the village patrolling, and Caera is in a hidden spot with her energy rifle with some futuristic binoculars looking for fleeing ponies to stun)... Oh boy, things certainly aren't going well already. And this just awhile ago.
  • Gray Clover: Oh, I recognize whoever's aiding her. Those birds are the Jailbird Troupe. Your Shell Lodger allies have been dealing with them a few times before. At least so I've been told by Celestia when she has conversations with Lord Shen. The bat beings are the fearsome outlaws called The Batmen Bros, and-
  • Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, what are those bat dudes called again?
  • Gray Clover:... Uh... The Batmen Bros?
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Smiles, and then begins laughing as she falls to the ground) Wha-wha-what are they supposed to be, fans of Batman? I mean, couldn't they have gone with a more obvious name? I mean, wow! (Laughs)
  • Twilight: Actually, Rainbow Dash, there are creatures in this world with that name. Bat-men are creatures that are commonly found in a hidden area in the Ghastly Gorge. They have been known to be very aggressive with trespassers. Bat-Men have... Serious anti-socal issues. But from what I heard about those outlaws, they were just a trio of bandits that teased, mugged and robbed from ponies for fun and because of claims of troubled childhood until they were chased off by-
  • Fluttershy: Oh, yeah, by Pred. He told me that he chased off some bat-men bullies for being jerks to ponies. They haven't done anything to them ever since.
  • Applejack:...Huh... Kudos for Pred for doing something heroic and actselly picking on someone legitamently trouble for once.
  • Twilight: But... Uh... Who's the dinosaur with the sniper?
  • Gray Clover:... Actually, that's someone I don't even recognize, let alone anything I've ever seen.
  • Twilight: Hmm... I think I recognize such an appearance. An alien-like appearance, a futuristic gun and binoculars, a cybernetic body... What does that remind you of?
  • Pinkie: Ohhh, the Alternate UUniverses! We went there to help bring an end to that Villains Act 5 years ago.
  • Twilight: And we once went there to rescue Cadance and my brother from Qui. I'm lucky I was able to know she was from that place considering I've seen what their technology looks like.
  • Spike: But... Uh... Who is she?
  • Applejack: Don't ask us, we ain't been there enough times to recognize who was in that dystopian empire.
  • Rarity: "And this viewing t'was only a few minutes ago. What are those ruffians up to now?"
  • Twilight: "..... Map, show us the location of The Jailbird Troupe, the Batmen Bros, and the Alternate Universeal as of now."
  • The Map shows a new showing of the group walking through the Everfree forest, heading for ponyville.
  • Applejack: "Something tells me them desperados are fixing to head for us."
  • Pinkie: "But why? They have the un-named village again for Starlight. What else could they want?"
  • Twilight: "..... I think I have a good idea... It's obvious they're being sent here to not just rescue her pets, but also.... They're coming for me."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well they ain't gonna have you without a fight!"
  • Gray Clover: "It's not considered wise to go after a team up of criminals with an unknown warrior with them without a plan."
  • Rarity: "Oh, I'm sure they're not THAT dangerious... I'm sure the guards and, dare I say, Pred Judu Des would handle those ruffians as quick as a flash."

Ponyville.

  • Caera and the two groups arrived in Ponyville.
  • Caera: ".... Hmm.... Kinda not what I was expecting from a small community under a rule of an incompident ruler.... But looks are known to deceiving."
  • Midget: "Ahh, I'm sure it's just being you. Ponyville is the easiest sapville ever. There's nothing dangerious here."
  • Tarbok: "What about those guys?"
  • The Equestian Guard surrounded the group with spears and swords ready!
  • Guard Captain: "HALT?! STATE YOUR BUSINESS!?"
  • Midget: "Let me handle this, guys. Ahem. Good evening gentlemen. Me and my assusiates are ambassiting for a smaller village community that we wish to persaied a miss Princess Sparkle to give an apology to."
  • Guard Captain: "..... What's that village's name?"
  • Midget: "....... It's a work in progress."
  • Tarbok facepalm, as did Lord Carlson, Zuza, and Caera.
  • Rasputan: ".... Nanot."
  • Guard Captain: "..... How could you guys ambasit for something that doesn't have a name? Who are you people, and who sent you? And what in Celestia's mane is your dinosaur thing?!"
  • ???: "OY?!"
  • The Batmen bros squealed like girls!
  • They saw Pred Judu Des and the sisters.
  • Pred Judu Des: "I thought I ran you bloodly blood sucking Bat Men out of Equestia!?"
  • Tarbok: "Just so you know, FYI, Bat-Men are vegitarians. We like only plants, and necter."
  • Pred Judu Des: "I DIDN'T ASKED FOR A FYI, YA BLOODLY VAMPIRE?! YOU MONGRELS HAVE TILL THE COUNT OF 5!? 5!?"
  • Batmen coiled around eachother!
  • Caera slowly reaches for her weapon.
  • Pred Judu Des: "4?! 3?! 2...... (QUICKLY PULLS OUT HIS SWORD!? AND CHARGES WITH A BATTLE CRY!?)"
  • Guard Captain: "PRED JUDU DES, STOP, THEIR NEW DINOSAUR FRIEND MIGHT BE-"
  • Caera: (Fires her energy rifle, and the energy zaps and knocks him out)
  • Chain: FATHER!!
  • Axe-Rella: OH MY, CELESTIA!!
  • Sharp-Pay: Oh, you are so dead- (Caera knocks her out, too)
  • Axe-Rella: Wait- (She gets knocked out)
  • Chain: (Dubbed as Sparx in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOO- (Gets knocked out after doing a short Woody laugh)
  • Caera: (Sees the Equestrian Guards attacking) Crap, the laser battery won't allow enough shots to knock out all of these guards!
  • Kung Lao: Then we'll handle the rest!
  • Guard Captain: You're not doing anything! (The guards point their spears at them) You are all under arrest! Drop the weapons, and put your hands and wings over your head!
  • Caera: (As the entire group drops their guns, she suddenly chops a guard into unconsciousness, and she does a front-flip over the guards, snatches one of the guards' spears, lands on her feet, tears off the tip of the spear to avoid violence, and points the staff-turned spear at them) Let them go!
  • Guard Captain:... You really think we can't take you?
  • Caera: (Does several spins with the staff, and uses it to do a pole vault that leads to her knocking out several more guards) Does THAT answer your question? (Uses her cybernetic left arm to punch another guard into unconsciousness)
  • Guard Captain: GET HER! (The guards try to apprehend her, but she is able to use her reflexes and skills to knock out a majority of them, and she is able to free the group)
  • Caera: Let's fly out of here! (Rasputin picks her up as they fly away)
  • El Devil: You do know they can fly, right, amigo?
  • Caera: Whatever 'amigo' means aside, that's not a problem. Just go with it and trust me! I have a plan.
  • Tarbok: If you say so.

Castle.

  • The Main 6 saw that.
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... That, was.... AWESOME!? THAT DINOSAUR LADY CAN KICK SOME SERIOUS FLANKS!?"
  • Everyone looks at Rainbow Dash.
  • Rarity: ".... You do realise that we're in trouble here, right?"
  • Rainbow Dash: I know, but still, where in the Alternate UUniverses did Starlight find her? Whoever she is, she is something.
  • Applejack: Yeah, SOMETHING DIFFICULT TO TAKE DOWN!!!
  • Twilight: Come on, girls, Ponyville needs our help! (They go out)

Ponyville

  • Lord Carlson: (They fly towards a house) Are you sure about this?
  • Caera: Of course! I wasn't made a living weapon for nothing! Now hold still! (The guards fly straight towards them, but the group suddenly opens the door of the house, causing the guards to fly straight in, and crashing sounds are heard inside)
  • Pony #1: AAHHH!!!
  • Caera: NOW MOVE! HIDE! (They do that as soon as the guards come out)
  • Guard #1:...Where did they go?!?
  • Guard Captain: SEARCH THE PLACE! SPREAD OUT AND FIND THEM BEFORE THEY CAUSE TROUBLE!! (The guards fly across Ponyville)
  • Lord Carlson: ".... The old scatter the guards tecnic. Classical, but effective."
  • Caera: Alright, you guys set up the bombs Starlight gave us. As less-advanced as they are, they are sure to get the princess to go through with her plan.
  • Midget: Sounds easy enough.
  • Tarbok: No way! I am morally against using bombs, in any way! Isn't blowing up this place a little...
  • Caera: (Stares Tarbok in the face) A little WHAT?!?
  • Tarbok:... Forget I said anything, let's do it!
  • Caera: Good! And don't let any of these guards see you! If they do, knock them out! And remember to put the bombs in a perfect place where I can reach them with my rifle.
  • El Devil: But didn't you say your laser battery was running low?
  • Caera: I SAID that there wasn't enough shots to take down the guards, stupid! I never said I DIDN'T have enough to shoot the bombs. Just remember the plan! My advantage point will be so secluded, not even the princess will find me!
  • Shakespeare: Very well, then!
  • ???: I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING! FOLLOW ME!!
  • Caera: Let's go, now! (The group split up before the guards can find them)
  • Guard #2:... Footprints are fresh. They've been here only a few seconds.
  • Guard #3: You could tell that from the tracks?
  • Guard #2: Yeah! We ARE artificial Alicorns after all.
  • Guard #3: Yet...there's no more tracks.
  • Guard #2: (Sighs) Sadly, yes! But keep looking! (They head out)

Ponyville City Hall

  • Twilight: (Appears with the others in Mayor Mare's office) Mayor Mare!
  • Mayor Mare: Oh, thank goodness you came! I heard from Celestia that my sister was in trouble! She tried to make that unknown village a nicer place since that horrible communist of a pony came and-
  • Twilight: We know, Mayor. We saw it. We're working to stop her as we speak. Are you aware of what's happening in Ponyville? Starlight's followers have arrived and... Are trying to do something.
  • Mayor Mare: What about the guards Celestia sent?
  • Guard Captain: (Appears) MAYOR MARE, THERE ARE INTRUDERS IN THE VILLAGE!!!
  • Mayor Mare: I know, Captain Teal! The princess just informed me.
  • Twilight: Did you get them?
  • Guard Captain (Captain Teal): No. They got away by tricking us into flying into a pony's house, and disorientating us.
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Her mouth hangs open) Wow, they seriously did that?
  • Captain Teal: Yes.
  • Twilight: Oh, crap, we need to move NOW! They could be acting as we speak- (A thunderclap was heard)
  • Fluttershy: (Screams, and hides behind Rainbow Dash) LIGHTNING!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Wait... It isn't even supposed to rain until next week! THAT WASN'T NATURAL LIGHTNING!!
  • Twilight: WE GOTTA MOVE!! (They go outside to see that the lightning was actually magical, and clouds turn blue, and gather up into a large puff, and within the cloud, Starlight's face appeared)
  • Mane 6: STARLIGHT!!!
  • Starlight: Twilight Sparkle! I have some serious business with you!
  • Applejack: "How in tarnation are ya'll are able to put yer face in the-"
  • Starlight: "QUIET?!"
  • Applejack gulped.
  • Starlight: "And to answer your question, no long explanation needed. Any Unicorn that has trained with Celestia since Fillyhood can learn a cloud communication spell like this."
  • Twilight: "CELESTIA NEVER TEACHED ME THAT!?"
  • Starlight: "I learned fast, Sparkle, so I was taught a spell like this the most quickly!"
  • Pinkie: "Look, Stary, if it's all about your bunny and wolfy, then we'll give them back if they belong to you."
  • Starlight: "IT'S NOT JUST THEM I WANT!?"
  • Rarity: "Let me guess: You're after Twilight for interupting your boarish ideals for "Equility", huh? Well let me tell YOU, missy! Equility doesn't work like that, and furthermore-"
  • Starlight: Up-up-up-up! I wouldn't protest if I were you! I think you would get my sniper friend a little touchy with her rifle.
  • Fluttershy: Sn-sn-sn-sniper?!?
  • Twilight: Nice try, Starlight, but we heard her say that she's not a murderer anymore.
  • Starlight: (Laughs) You think I brought her here just for that?!? You'd only teleport out of the way. I have something that'll ensure you cooperate.
  • Twilight: Oh, yeah? What's that?
  • Starlight: Well, when my colleagues distracted the guards, they've been planting bombs across Ponyville that this sniper is ready to fire at and detonate at the exact moment I tell her to! (The Mane 6 gasp)
  • Rainbow Dash: YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO DESTROY PONYVILLE?!?
  • Applejack: DAG NABBIT, THAT'S GOING A BIT TOO FAR THERE, MISS!!
  • Starlight: I'm not going to do it yet! If I did it already, It'd be a waste! Instead, I'm asking Twilight and all of you to surrender, and come with me back to my village, with NO TRICKS, so I can decide what to do with you later... OR LET THIS PLACE BLOW SKY HIGH!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh... You do realize we can find this 'sniper', right?
  • El Devil: (He and the other villains appear) HAH! Dream on, you big flying mule! Caera said that she picked a place that is secluded from even you!
  • Applejack: And we'll never be able to make it to the map and find her before she fires!
  • Starlight: (Chuckles) So, Twilight, what's it going to be?
  • Twilight:... (Looks at her friends, who nod 'no')... (Takes deep breath)... I would not dare sacrivice ponyville for my own freedom.
  • Starlight: I knew you'd see it my way! Caera, open fire!
  • Twilight: (She gets shot by Caera and knocked out)
  • Rainbow Dash: TWILIGHT- (She gets shot and knocked out)
  • Applejack: WHAT THE FU- (She gets shot and knocked out)
  • Fluttershy: (Squeals until she is shot and knocked out)
  • Rarity: OH MY GOSH, I- (She gets shot and knocked out)
  • Pinkie: (In slow motion, dubbed as Sparx) NOOOOOOOOO- (Gets shot and knocked out)..... DEZA VU!? (Falls into unconjustusness again.)
  • Starlight: (Cackles) Alright, boys, mission accomplished! Let's get rid of the bombs and get out of here.
  • Midget: What about the guards?
  • Starlight: They wouldn't dare touch you unless they wanted this city to burn to the ground. (The guards nod in agreement) Now let's move! My plan is going well already! (Cackles)
  • Nutty: "Uh, what about your pets?"
  • Starlight: "I already have that covered."
  • Starlight teleports the cage holding Cupid and Mange outside.
  • Tarbok: "Alchourse it turns out she has that covered."

Castle.

  • Gray Clover saw this from the castle window....
  • Gray Clover: "..... Starlight.... You were once better then this.... Now.... Look what's happened to you...."
  • Gray Clover gets a migraine, and gets an image of the little filly getting mental attacked.
  • Gray Clover: "GAHHH!? Damn, these memories....."
  • Gray Clover coiled to the floor.
  • Gray Clover: "(Breathing heavly)..... There's work to be done Clover. You can't give up."
  • Spike came in!
  • Spike: "MISS CLOVER! I saw everything! Starlight forced Twilight to surrender! The Guards are helpless to help! What can we do?!"
  • Gray Clover: "..... Young Spike..... Take a latter. Celestia, needs to be alarmed."
  • Spike: "Ok, but what to tell her?"
  • Gray Clover: "We're obviously unable to combat Starlight alone.... We're gonna need help.... And we must hurry... I fear Starlight would figure out they were not alone."

Epilogue[]

Canterlot castle.

  • Luna and Celestia look at a suspitious series of clouds.
  • Luna: "I thought a thunderstorm wasn't set until another time..."
  • Celestia: ".... Luna.... Something, is obviously wrong... I can feel it."
  • Luna: So, you think Starlight is finally making her next move?
  • Celestia: Yes. I just hope Twilight and her friends are doing okay over there. (Suddenly, a letter is sent to her)... A letter.
  • Luna: What does it say?
  • Celestia: Well, let's see... (Gasps in shock) SHE DIDN'T!!!
  • Luna: WHAT?!? WHAT?!?
  • Celestia: It says that Starlight has threatened to destroy Ponyville unless Twilight and her friends surrendered. Now the six are being held captive.
  • Luna: But-but-but how could she do all that by herself?
  • Celestia: She had friends. She had the Jailbird Troupe, the Batmen Brothers, and... An Alternate UUniversal assassin named Caera.
  • Luna: WHAT?!? HOW IN THE NAME OF YOUR MADE-UP BEARD DID SHE GET THERE?!? ISN'T THE PORTAL SUPPOSED TO BE MONITORED ON BOTH SIDES?!?
  • Celestia: She must've faked her way through.... (Sighs) It seems that we need some help. I- (Suddenly, another letter appeared) What? Another one? (Reads it) Dear Princess Celestia, it's urgent! We've just been caught by Starlight's followers! Gray Clover has just been caught, and I'm hiding from them. If you ever get this, please get the She-...
  • Luna:... The 'She'?
  • Celestia: Spike must've been caught before he could finish. I'm sure he said for us to contact the Shell Lodgers.
  • Luna: Should I start up the communicator?
  • Celestia: Yes. It appears it is up to them at this point. It would seem that taking down Starlight, and maybe even whoever she's working for... Might need more help than we thought. (Starlight's cackling was heard over this as the scene went black, and Starlight's eyes are seen stareing.)...

To be continued...

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