Starlight Star-Fight Part 2

Starlight Star-Fight Part 2 is the 10th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In order to protect Ponyville, Twilight has accepted the terms of surrender as Caera and the group takes away Twilight and friends in chains. Celestia, the Shell Lodge, and concerned friends of the Main 6 are at a crossroads. They need to be able to help Twilight and the rest of the six, who is being taken back to Starlight, who turned her former town into an arena with some help from a demi-goddess immortal named Fem Fatala, a bat-like creature that enabled her to have the cutie vault  for her equality plans to begin with, but with failure at a price of Starlight forever being her 'special companion' for the rest of her life. Starlight was able to convince her to give her another chance at going forward with her plans for Equestria, and to make Twilight become part of 'The Equalizing' once and for all, and finally make Equestria understand her, and to do this, Starlight plans to defeat Twilight in a no bars back magical battle. Both Twilight and Starlight are obviously magic equals, but then Fatala offered to boost up Starlight's power a bit to be as powerful as an Alicorn, even beyond. Can Twilight conquer this grudge-holder and allow true friendship prevail, and can our heroes arrive in time to stop this from getting worse?

Transcript

Prologue: Recap

Previously on the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...

• Starlight: "I can never forgive Celestia, for what she did to me! What she did to my sister!? What she's allowing equestia to become?!"
• ???: "I don't like to do things three times. One more failure, then, you'll be mine. Forever.... (Giggles turn slightly evil)."
• Spike: "Hey, I think Fluttershy missed too animals." (Mange and Cupid are caught)
• Starlight's voice: "SPARKLE CAUGHT YOU TWO CAUSE OF A TRAP?! The clever BITCH!? Well, at least you get to study her friends. Keep an eye on that mole Fluttershy and see what she knows."
• Twilight: I reshived several messages concerning your concerns about Starlight and the random appearences of the wolf and bunny. I request you bring the wolf and bunny to me if they're connected with what your concerned about Starlight. As well as.... Something, I need to confess about.... Confess?"
• Celestia: You see, she was another student who began studies at the same time Sunset Shimmer did. In fact...the two are sisters.
• Mane 6/Spike: SISTERS?!?
• Celestia: Before your adventure, I had known she founded an equality village, but I had no idea where it was. And with her two pets here...I think she's finally making her second move. That's why I'm sending my finest guards to protect Ponyville and alarm you in case Starlight, or even possable new help, has emerged. One of my advisers will tend with you and fill you in on Starlight more."
• Caera: What processed you to call out for my name, servent of the Grand Council?
• Warden: This theropist was able to convinced the Grand Council to go with it anyway. It was like she was magic or something. Anyway, the theorpist is waiting in the hanger bay. She paid out your bail in Original UUniversal money.
• Caera: I want answers, and I want them within the next 5 seconds, or I'm taking that ship, and going STRAIGHT BACK TO ORANOS!!
• Tarbok: "Well, for the time being miss, the best we can say is, we're trying to help this world with, an inequility problem it... Appearently has."
• Caera: Your cause is diffferently worth my involvement.
• Starlight: NONE OF YOU WILL INTERFERE!! NOT EVEN YOU, DOUBLE DIAMOND!! NOW ALL OF YOU, INTO YOUR HOMES!!
• Gray Clover: Oh, I recognize whoever's aiding her. Those birds are the Jailbird Troupe. Your Shell Lodger allies have been dealing with them a few times before. At least so I've been told by Celestia when she has conversations with Lord Shen. The bat beings are the fearsome outlaws called The Batmen Bros, and...Actually, someone I don't even recognize, let alone anything I've ever seen.
• Starlight: When my colleagues distracted the guards, they've been planting bombs across Ponyville that this sniper is ready to fire at and detonate at the exact moment I tell her to! So, Twilight, what's it going to be?
• Twilight:...I would not dare sacrivice ponyville for my own freedom.
• Starlight: Caera, open fire! (Caera shoots Twilight unconscious)
• Celestia: (Gasps in shock) SHE DIDN'T!!!

Chapter 1: Twilight and Friends Meeting with Starlight

The Un-named village.

• Twilight, her friends, and Gray Clover are seen dragged in anti-magic chains by Caera, the Jailbird Troupe and the Batmen bros.
• Spike was being held by the tail by Mange.
• Gray Clover: "..... Your Highness? I'm sorry I failed to protact Spike. The Alternate being was too swift. I couldn't-"
• Twilight: "It's ok, Clover. It couldn't be helped."
• Rarity: "Twilight, I may understand not wanting to sacrivice Ponyville to that fanactical Starlight, but now we're no longer in a position to be able to stop Starlight now."
• Twilight: "We never had the chance to begin with Rarity. Even if Starlight didn't resorted to do what she did, her followers would make stopping her impossable."
• Caera: "You be wised to take heed of your imperal princess, allies of Twilight. She's wise dispite being a usurper of someone who is trying to free you all of the plauge of these imperialistic "Cutie Marks" as they are called."
• Applejack: ".... Oh landsakes, don't tell me she's gotten ya'll into believing Cutie Marks are awful too!? She's making no more sense then a town drunk! She barely has any true idea what she's doing!"
• Twilight: "Please listen. Whatever Starlight promises you, even if she does deliver on them, are not worth putting ponies under her misguided rule!"
• Caera: "Your the ones who are misguided! Starlight may have gone to harsh extremes, but that's because she cares for her race enough to do so. Even your otherwise benvolent ruling princesses are misguided. Celestia murdered a "Hippo-Griff" named Beak-Buck for trying to do what she is doing today: save Equestia."
• Twilight: (Sighs) Caera, look, whatever you heard from her is wrong! First of all, Celestia DIDN'T murder him, his death was just an accident. Second, he was a communist who tried to start a feud between his kind and us. You let yourself get easily fooled by her lies!
• Applejack: Yeah! Why would you even believe her, anyway? It's not like YOU'VE had a horrible past involving family and friends, or anything!
• Caera: (Shocked at that statement, and has some visions in her head)... Not another word out of any of you! I'm going through with this no matter what! I know what's honorable, and what's not! (The 7 ponies and Spike are thrown into the detention center and locked inside)
• Rainbow Dash: YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE LOCKING US IN HERE WITH THE POWER TO BREAK OUT, RIGHT?!? (Suddenly, the detention center is surrounded by a large anti-magic shield)
• Starlight's vocie from the intercom: NOT ANYMORE, YOU DON'T! AND WHEN I'M DONE TAKING YOUR CUTIE MARKS, YOU WON'T BE FOR LONG! I'll be ready for my meeting with you soon! (Everyone laughs as they left)
• Rainbow Dash: (Growls) What a bunch of cheats!
• ???: Girls? (The group sees Double Diamond and his friends)
• Fluttershy: Oh, hey, guys! Nice to see you again.
• Night Glider: Yeah, no s***! At least one of YOUR wings are still fine! (Shows them her broken wing)
• Applejack: Yeah, we saw what happened back at our castle. I mean, peregrine falcons are fast-divers.
• Fluttershy: It's true. I've seen them darting their food out from the sky. One of them landed on the top of my cottage and got it's food's blood stained on it. (Shivers) It took me weeks to get the stain out without attracting the other carnivores/omnivores that I adopted.
• Spike: Well, what do we do now?
• Gray Clover: Did you get the second message to Celestia?
• Spike: Well, I wasn't able to complete it before I was caught. I ended up hiccupping the incomplete letter away the moment that bat-man snagged me.
• Rarity: Well, you were able to get us help. The Lodgers will be here in no time flat. Thanks, Spikey-Wikey! (Kisses him)
• Spike: (Shivers in affection)
• Party Favor: Did... Did you just kiss a dragon?
• Rarity: Well, yes, is there a problem with that?
• Party Favor: Well, he is a baby, and that looked like a kiss of love. Doesn't that make you a bit like a-
• Applejack: DON'T SAY IT!! PLEASE!!! SHE GETS OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAY THAT!!!
• Double Diamond: Oh, you mean like a pedophile?
• Rarity: (Gets an angry smirk on her face)
• Spike: Ohh, now you've done it.
• Rarity:... AaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (Her horn glows in energy, and the camera goes onto the house as a loud blast was seen through the windows. The scene cuts back to Rarity as her hair is messed up, the room is partially burnt, and she is panting heavily, yet nobody got hurt)
• Night Glider:... Does she get that a lot?
• Spike: You have NO idea!
• Rarity:... (Sighs, and brushes her hair back) But seriously, in my defense, he has been doing a lot of growing up lately. I only love him because he's got something inside of him to actually love, and not just because he's so adorable. (Rubs Spike's head)
• Night Glider: Blah, blah, blah, I'm happy for you two, as questionable as that relationship is. But can we instead focus on HOW TO GET THE F*** OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE?!?
• Pinkie: Oh, don't be so fussy, Night Glider, I'm sure we've got a plan. You got a plan?
• Twilight: Nope.
• Pinkie:... Okay, I guess it's the time to be fussy.
• Applejack: No it ain't! If Spike was able to send a note to Celestia, she's sure to be calling the Lodgers to rescue us.
• Twilight:... You know what I think? I think there's something about that Caera person that just makes her... Manipulative for Starlight. I mean, she looked hurt when Applejack mentioned that comment about family. Don't you think... She might've been a victim of Qui?
• Rainbow Dash: Who cares? Whether she's badass or not, I'm going to break her jaw so she can have another cybernetic to have.
• Fluttershy: Dash, isn't that a bit overkill?
• Rainbow Dash: I don't care, she's going down like all the others!
• Twilight: Rainbow Dash, please! I sensed no darkness in her heart. She's apparently a broken soul like Starlight.
• Applejack: Uh, sugar-cube, I think it's best we not focus on that and focus on figuring this all out.
• Pinkie: "No prob. We'll dig our way out. I got a shov-"
• Pinkie Pie lifts her arm up and comes up with nothing.
• Pinkie Pie: ".... El?"
• Starlight's voice: "Oh. Did I forget to mention I also used an anti CARTOONIAN SPELL there as well so the pink one's unexplainablity is rendered useless!?"
• Pinkie Pie: ".... Oh, she, is, good, in a different context."
• Party Favor: "It looks like you all only getting out when Starlight is ready to see you to discuss what she wants to do with you."
• Rainbow Dash: "Well, least it's not gonna be a long wait."
• Mayor Share: "Oh, this was not the first term of office I hoped for."

7 minutes later.

• Caera opened the door.
• Caera: ".... Starlight is ready to see you 7 now. The infint lizard creature stays inside."
• The main 6 and Clover walked out, as Caera closes the door.

Starlight's cottage.

• Pinkie: "Wow.... It didn't looked like THIS when we first visited."
• The inside of the cottage looked more akin to a huge lair then a normal cottage.
• Caera: "She had a, speical friend, to give the place a few, renovations."
• Applejack wispers: "I reckin this "speical friend" was the one who took Starlight away from Canterlot to begin with."
• At the end of the hall, A throwne with the symbol of a Equil Symbol Cutie Mark is seen, as music begins to play. Starlight was seen sitting on it, with Mange, Cupid, and the Jailbird Troupe and the Batmen bros as her side.

(This Song plays.)

Foxy's Tale Cover Original Song by MuseOfDiscord

After song.

• Pinkie: "..... I don't know why.... But I felt we somehow already used that song last episode."
• Twilight: "SHH!"
• Starlight: "Welcome back to my village, Sparkle. Impressed on how much order I restored to it dispite the damage you caused? But since I felt that we're even now, I'm in an understandable and forgiveable mood. I can, forgive your, ill-fated devotion to cutie marks. It's only natrol for the un-enlighted to be subugated by the power these accursed things promised."
• Pinkie Pie: "Oh, ok! We figured you would be abit angrier through."
• Starlight: "HOWEVER! I do felt that an exsample needs to be made to discourage and make sure more un-enlighten ponies like you won't distrupt my harmony again! And to do it, I need to defeat the strongest of you in a fight! And, uh.... Given that Twily here's, a student of Celestia like, moi..... I choose to fight her."
• Rainbow Dash: "(LAUGHS)! Are you crazy, girl?! She kicked the butt of Tirek! Recently, we defeated a death god alicorn! Compaired to that, your just another Trixie!"
• Starlight: "..... Uh, who's Trixie?"
• Rainbow Dash: "Oh, ya see, I like to think of you as Trixie Number 3. Trixie number 1 is, well obviously Trixie. She was kinda a hard-headed glorly hog, but we're cool with her now. Trixie number 2 used to be Sunset Shimmer, but-"
• Starlight: "Sunny?"
• Rainbow Dash: ".... Well, yeah. Your sister gave Twilight some trouble awhile back. She stolen Twilight's crown to turn into, I assume an Alicorn in meaning to make the united universe better place, well, at least based on that altered reality mess Clare Buttheadington caused. I mean, Sunset's nice now, but wow, did she used to be a REAL b-"
• Starlight started to magically choke Rainbow Dash!
• Starlight: "HOW, DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT MY SISTER IN SUCH A DISGRACEFUL MANNER, YOU, YOU, HOMOSEXUAL TWAT!?"
• Rainbow Dash: "ACK?! JUST, ACK, TO BE CLEAR?! I'M, NOT, ACK!? GAY!?"
• Starlight: "DON'T LIE TO ME!? I KNOW A FILLY-FOOLER WHEN I SEE ONE! YOU HAVE A RAINBOW MANE, DON'T YOU?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "OK, THAT'S SERIOUSLY A CRASS STERIOTYPE ABOUT ME?! ME HAVING A RAINBOW MANE, DOES NOT EQUIL ME BEING GAY!?"
• Starlight: "(Groans), (Lets go of Rainbow), What I am saying is that you have NO right, compairing my sister to some, idiot you had trouble with!?"
• Pinkie Pie: "Hey, Trixie's not an idiot.... She's average intelligents at best. I know that about ponies."
• Starlight: "Pfft! You don't know everything!"
• Pinkie Pie: "Your faverite breakfest is chocolate syrup covered pancakes, your allergic to strawberries, and you had an imaginary friend named Boo-Boo-Butt."
• The Batmen Bros and the Jailbirds started to quietly laughed and snicker.
• Caera covered her mouth to hide her giggling.
• Starlight: "WHAT THE- HOW DO YOU-"
• Applejack: "It's best not to asked. She's just, Pinkie Pie."
• Starlight: "Ugh! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO YOU PONIES!? Then again, it was mainly because of Twilight's craftiness. (Angerly) And a rotten, no good, dispicable, (angerly leers at Fluttershy) SPY?!"
• Fluttershy: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I DIDN'T EVEN WANTED TO DO IT?! IT'S JUST THAT, I, YOU SEE, IT'S JUST.... We, were concerned about the ponies you were misleading."
• Starlight: ".... You call, filling their heads with lies, usurping me and conspiriaring against me, BEING CONCERNED FOR THEM!? What I did, it was for a good cause! Do I deny pretending I gave up my cutie mark? No! But it's because as much as I, HATE THE ABOMINABLE, THING, ON MY BUTT?! It's tragicly linked to my magic! I did planned to get rid of it, but only AFTER I FREE ALL OF EQUESTIA OF THE IMPERIALISUM OF CUTIE MARKS?! But I also needed to find a way to make it that we can still athived our hopes and dreams WITHOUT Cutie Marks! I mean, do you see cutie marks on a MAJORITY the non-pony races in Equestia excluding Hippgriffs, or that of the universeal beings!?"
• Applejack: "Well.... No.... That's only because however that-"
• Starlight: "THEY DON'T NEED IT?! Do they need cutie marks to tell them their destenies? NO!? THEY DON'T!? In their socities, they can be whatever they want without being held back by what a cutie mark had desided! ALL UNCORNS CAN BE GOOD AT MAGIC?! ALL EARTH PONIES CAN DO MORE THEN JUST FARM?! ALL PEGISI CAN BE BEYOND MALMITULATING A FEW STUPID RAIN CLOUDS?! PONIES, CAN PERSUE AN ALTERNATE CAREER INSTEAD OF STAYING ON THE PATH YOUR STUCK WITH THANKS TO A CUTIE MARK?! IT'S SO FREE, IT'S SO, REALISTIC! IT'S, THE FUTURE, OF EQUESTIA?!"
• Twilight: ".... Starlight, how it works for non-pony races and otherworlders is different. We have cutie marks because the Alicorn gods themselves had cutie marks. I know the comspect of cutie marks, is still largely hard to understand and still, new things are discovered every day, but please listen, cutie marks do have a predetermined desteny, and yes, to some, that can be alittle unfair, but Cutie Marks are more then that. They're part of who we are. Cutie Marks only deside what we're good at. They don't overall deside what we do with them or with our lives."
• Starlight: "OH NO!? I KNOW FOR A FACT YOUR JUST BULLSHITING NOW?! I learnt dream watching magic, and I learned from the bumkin's sister that she was afraid of being stuck on a desteny she didn't want! She was afraid of being stuck with a Cutie Mark she didn't liked, or one that chased away her friends, or even her bumkin family! Why, even the horse Troubleshoes ended up accusing his cutie mark as bad luck when really he was just a clumsy nimcompoop!"
• Applejack: "You leave my little sister and that misguided soul out of this you deluded sidewinder?!"
• Twilight: "Applebloom was only a filly. We all had cutie mark anixaty. And Trouble Shoes didn't understood that he was meant to be a rodeo clown, hence his, uh, accsident prone tendingcies."
• Starlight: "Well, that doesn't seem fair for him to be a clown cause he bumbles like one, does it? Or that if ponies didn't had cutie marks, they're treated like outcasts? DO YOU, NOW SEE, HOW WRONG, SICK, AND DEMENTED CUTIE MARKS REALLY ARE!? HOW, UNFREE WE ALL ARE DEEP INSIDE!?"
• Rarity: "Save us the self-rightious bro-ha-ha! Your just saying that cause you were inadiquite at making friends and that Sunset had made the right choice not being a hopeless fanactic like you?!"
• Starlight mental attacks Rarity!
• Rarity: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGH!? I'M COVERED IN MUD?! WHO'S THAT?! EEEK?! MY WORSE NIGHTMARE?! A HORNY DIAMOND DOG!? (SCREAMS?!)"
• Twilight: "STARLIGHT, STOP IT NOW?! HURTING US IS NOT GONNA MAKE US LISTEN TO YOU?!"
• Starlight: "Believe me, (stops the mental attack), Hurting, anyone, is the last thing I wanted. But if I hope to FINALLY, make ponies understand me, then a few bones have to be broken. Espeically, YOURS, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!? IF PONIES SEE THAT EVEN AN ALICORN CAN'T RESIST THE MIGHT OF TRUE EQUILITY, THEN EVEN THE PARENTS OF CELESTIA THEMSELVES WILL BOW TO MY MIGHT?! ALL WILL BOW TO ME!? EVEN THOSE HIGH AND MIGHTY HIGH COUNCIL TWATS WILL REKINDISE MY GREATNESS!? THEY'LL BEG ME TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THEM!?"
• Rainbow Dash: "More like kick your sorry ass for hurting people!"
• Starlight: "We'll see that, when come dawn, I will defeat Twilight and make her hurt and bleed like a Manitcore giving birth to a Ursa Major?!"
• Fluttershy: "Owch. That does sound like it hurts."
• Starlight: "Caera, I think I made my point today. Escourt these foals back to their room."
• Caera: "Without question, Starlight." (They drag the ponies away)

Chapter 2: Fem Fatala

• Starlight: (Appears in the cave) FEM FATALA?!? Are you in here? I just wanted to let you know that Twilight and her friends are in our captivity!
• ???: (Giggles) Well, I didn't expect you to make it this far, my love! (The unknown figure, named Fem Fatala, finally reveals herself as a purple bat-like creature with a gorgeous female body) I surely expected that Twilight girl to be tougher to handle.
• Starlight: As did I. And I'm sure that I'll honor my end of the deal this time.
• Fem Fatala: I sure hope so, baby! I'd really hate to see you get embarrassed by somepony that's as evenly-matched as you... Or maybe even more powerful. (Giggles)
• Starlight: Uh... Begging forgiveness for my skepticism, but... Do you giggle like that a lot?
• Fem Fatala: What's wrong with that?
• Starlight: Well, I know you were created by Draconequui to be a perfect queen for the evil Tyranny, and ended up going badly, but... Could you please at least tone it down with the love-vibe just a bit? It really disturbs me whenever I talk to you.
• Fem Fatala: I can't help it, my sweet. (Giggles) I was created to be a lover.
• Starlight: Well... You do know that I'm a female as well, right? Doesn't making me your immortal companion make you look like a lesbian or something?
• Fem Fatala: Don't look at me, the Draconequui that created me just rolled like that. They weren't thinking straight with creating me back then. Between you and me, that lesbian thing might've been made by that Maleficence guy, as wacky as he is.
• Starlight: But nevertheless, I'll have this Twilight girl taken care of as promised.
• Fem Fatala: (Giggles) So you wanted to challenge Twilight to a fight, did you? (Giggles) I always knew you were a risk-taker. I never thought you'd have the ovaries to take on a pony that's just as strong as you, even when she's an Alicorn.
• Starlight: Yes, but perhaps if I succeed in this... Perhaps I can find a way to become an Alicorn myself, and end this whole 'inequality' crap once and for all.
• Fem Fatala: Well, I should warn you something about Caera. What I've seen about her past might possibly be your undoing. She's not just an assassin who no longer believes in spilling blood. She's a victim of tragedy like you, but not in a way that makes her completely manipulative.
• Starlight: What do you mean? What did this 'Darkness Qui' do to her to get her trapped in that prison?
• Fem Fatala: Well, I guess we have time for another flashback, then....

Flashback

• (Fem): "It all started when Caera was born. She was borned to a boring honor-proned familiy of dino critters, like herself. That was until she found herself, "adopted", by a much more fun group of renigade cyborgs and made her what she is today. But her boring honor made her, unpopular in her new family. When she protacted a desendent of a rotten C.E.O. of a powerful company of the cyborgs jerk-off leader, she, wasn't given the approbeate reaction. Instead of being a disgrace, they actselly loved her because their philosifer by the name of "Infernus" taught them to never look a "Gift-Gragsac" in the mouth and embrace whoever turns out to be stronger. Caera, was understandability offended how unrealistic her Cyborg family was and ran off, never to be seen again... Outside of being an indie bounty hunter. The Cyborgs felt that her sense of honor would make her dangerious to the AUU villain community, so, they soughted a certain red dragon to fix that. The Red Dragon cleverly used Caera's boring family to make her help the VA. Now, unfortunately, that almost fell apart thanks to a nasty bird hurting a rich lizard man's family because he was a victim of some bad luck. It made Caera thing the VA was gonna kill off the sulfer mine slaves, so, she busted her family out, and willingly waited for Qui's worse..."
• Darkness Qui confronted Caera.
• Darkness Qui: "Ok, I'm gonna ask, calmly... WHY, did you busted your family out?! Didn't we had a deal, Caera?!"
• Caera: "We did, until you desided to kill off your slaves! I heard about the family of Issac that was killed because he was captured and it wasn't even his own fault! He was a victim of a grace misfortune!"
• Darkness Qui: ".... Oh no! You actselly did this because.... Caera, I think, this was all but a misunderstanding."
• Caera armed her gun at Qui!
• Caera: "EXPLAIN!? AND I HAVE WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR DISHONEST!?" (The robot guards pointed their blasters at her)
• Darkness Qui: You do realize that I'm guarded, right? Besides, there's no need for violence here, Caera. What I am about to tell you is the full truth. Now just put the gun down, and I'll tell you that this was only a mistake!
• Caera: Mistake? WHAT IS THIS?!?
• Darkness Qui: That family of Issac's was only killed because that traitorous bastard Lieutenant Blacker betrayed us by getting them killed and making Issac look like a greedy monster. God knows what's happening to him now, but we had Blacker sent to the execution chambers yesterday. What I'm basically saying is that whatever happened to that nobleman's family was just a fluke.
• Caera:...So...so you WEREN'T going to kill the slaves?
• Darkness Qui: Of course not! If we were, we would've done it already!
• Caera:...(Gulps)...Uh, forgive me, your grace! I am sorry. I am willing to accept a punishment for my misguided actions!
• Darkness Qui:...(Sighs) You are an honorable person to accept such a method, but I'm afraid it's not going to happen.
• Caera:...You're not mad?
• Darkness Qui: No! You were only protecting your family because you were being cautious. Of all the bad things I've done throughout the years, I know how such a thing feels.
• Caera:...You've experienced such a thing before? I don't believe you!
• Darkness Qui: You have my word that I'm telling the truth. My parents were killed by a rival Zewinsaur clan. I ended up getting punished for avenging them by killing off that clan.
• Caera:...Is THAT why you're so evil, your grace?
• Darkness Qui: I know it's hard to understand, but I did it hoping to honor myself.
• Caera: Committing genocide to avenge your dead parents is NOT an act of honor! It's an act of war! Do you have ANY idea what could happen to that place? There could be another war that the Grand Council has to deal with! It's bad enough they've been dealing with that dishonorable debt of those warmongering Bulliarns under threat of nuclear war, they didn't need anything else!
• Darkness Qui: I've only been with the Villains Act for most of it's life! And that debt with that horrible King Corbos only happened 5 years ago! That monster was too sadistic and too risky to even have with us. We know that because of what happened yesterday for example! You wouldn't understand how it felt to be an outcast to your own home!
• Caera: Well, not exactly, but I was an outcast for my stupid family in the Inferno Cyberpunks! But I didn't get kicked out because of murder, I was kicked out because I did what I thought was right! Unlike YOU!
• Darkness Qui: (Sighs) No more words, Caera! I'm not going to give you a big punishment. The best I can do is to put you in a 7-month suspension.
• Starbot #1: What about Ms. Kaniety's family, your grace?
• Darkness Qui: They are of no concern to us yet. But we do need some leverage to prevent Caera from leaving.
• Starbot #1: What did you have in mind?
• Darkness Qui: Get a mind-control implant. And make sure it's a Level 2 version. Level 1s are easily removable, and Level 3s are for extreme measures only, not to mention that detonating those devices calls for an unnecessary cleanup job. So to make it clear again, LEVEL 2! GOT IT?!?
• Starbot #1: Understood, your grace. Obtaining Level 2 Mind-Control Implant now!
• Caera: You're really going to put one of those horrible torture devices on me?
• Darkness Qui: How else am I supposed to ensure you don't leave? With how much skills you have, and how much flaws the Starbots have, keeping you here with other means is impossible! We may only use these devices as a last resort when handling leverage matters, but since your parents are gone and under the protection of the Grand Council, we're going to need something to keep you on our side. (The Starbots got a small mind-control implant similar to the one in Stars of Piracy, only it's at a new design, and they infuse the device on the back of Caera's neck)
• Caera: OWCH!
• Darkness Qui: Now, I suppose this concludes our meeting. You're excused.
• (Fem): "Poor little Caery was giving a mind malmitulating chip that drove her to, well, somewhat do things in an oppistie way. It was just until Caera's family was recaptured. Which, never happened thanks to the VA's downfall. Caera was in that ice planet in a prison for sometime, only looking forword to her family trying to cause her controversey to die out quicker then it normally does, which wasn't that quick of a progress..."

Flashback.

• Fem Fatala: "Then you ended up being the one who got her out, Stary."
• Starlight: ".... Aw, crap! I know she has abit of an honorable side, but, I thought it was because she came from an assassin guild with some honor motto! I didn't know she would TURN on me if she were to think that I didn't had honor! Is what I'm doing honorable?"
• Fem Fatala: "Tecnecally, no. Your using cutie mark communisum to justify taking away cutie marks because you couldn't handle the fact that your very poor at making friends so you used what is simply butt tattoos as a scapegoat for your frustractions."
• Starlight: "AW, CRAP?! Villains with Honor are HARD to maintain their loyalty if they know for sure they're involved with something dishonorable?! Ok, don't panic! So fair, Caera is well conconvinced that Celestia is a deludional murderor, Twilight is a usurper, and that cutie marks are evil, which they are!"
• Fem Fatala: "Just because you did a good job maintaining her loyalty for now doesn't mean she's hopelessly gulliable. Maybe Twily won't be able to win her over, but someone like a seer or soothsayer, or anyone with all knowing knowledge powers will just show you an image of your, track record, and before you know it, expect to feel like being in a hybreed movie of star wars and jurrassic park."
• Starlight: "Well so far, there's NOBODY like that! Unless there's new surprisies waiting more me, I am POSTITIVE, I have Caera's loyalty in my hooves!"
• Fem Fatala: "Just thought I warn ya thought so you wouldn't be too surprised should it happen."
• Starlight: "I appresiate the warning, Fem. Now, I'm soon to battle Sparkle. I know for a fact that dispite myself knowing more spells, Twilight is at an equil level, thanks to her Alicorn status. I need you to boost up my magic so great, it would be at a level above even Celestia's! Twilight would litterally be nothing to me!"
• Fem Fatala: "Oh, you want to tackle Twily the "smarty" way. Not bad. But do be warned. Boosting up your magic, to some people, would tecnecally be considered an act of cheating. And remember how Caera values honor over even whatever you promised? Should she discover that your cheating, she'll start asking questions."
• Starlight: "Well good thing she doesn't know the full extent of my powers. So when she sees me boosted up, she'll assume it's my true power unleashed. Like I said, I have maintain a strong trust in her. I have nothing to worry about."
• Fem Fatala: "Ok then. Remember, I'm always here for you when it ineditablity backfires."
• Fem Fatala casted a spell from her eyes that hits Starlight, as she starts to feel magicly strong!
• Starlight: "Yes!? YES!? Beware, Twilight Sparkle!? YOU ARE IN FOR A STAR-FIGHT?!"
• Fem Fatala made a "your serious" face....
• Fem Fatala: ".... Star-Fight? Really? And I thought my Draconquui creators are bad with puns! And at least they can make some good ones once in a blue moon!"
• Starlight: "It matters not. My point is, Twilight will finally understand the might of my ambitions.... And she'll understand it, HARD?!"

Chapter 3: The Rescue Underway

Canterlot Castle.

• Celestia was walking back and forth in a pace.
• Luna: "I hate it when the Lougers end up taking awhile to get here, Sister."
• Celestia: "That isn't their fault, Sister. The United Universes is a large place. Even something like their van takes a long while to get to a place like Equestia."
• Luna: "I know, but in an espeically serious situation, it can make one anxious. I'm especially worried about this mysterious ally of Starlight who took her away from you so long ago. What if it's still with Starlight?"
• Celestia: "That's what worries me too."
• Luna: So what do we do once the Lodgers get here? I mean, we know what to tell them, but we need a plan. Wherever this village is, it might take us a while to find it and put a stop to it.
• Celestia: I'm still figuring that out, Luna.
• Luna: Well, how about we use that magical map that Twilight has in her throne room?
• Celestia:... Well, that's actually not a bad idea. Why didn't I think of that?
• ???: Actually, I think we already went ahead of you. (The Lodgers appear from the van)
• Icky: We never expected that the Jailbird Troupe would actually hide somewhere in Equestria. I mean, that's such a risky place to go considering it's one of our most widely-visited worlds outside of Kratos and the Alternate UUniverses.
• Gilda: And we haven't even visited ONE of those places in this season yet.
• Monkey: But we will... I mean, not to bring spoilers or anything, but... Uh... Oh, f*** it, just activate the neuralyzer! (A bright flash occurs)
• Iago: Now that we don't know what that was for, let's stay focused on Starlight.
• Luna: What did you mean by 'you were ahead of us'?
• Kowalski: Oh, we actually thought about the magic map before you did. We went to Twilight's castle, and took a peek at the map, and found EXACTLY where the village was located.
• Celestia: Wait... You were here already? Why didn't you notify us?
• Lord Shen: Wait, you didn't know we were here?
• Private: Oh, fish-sticks, I forgot!
• Skipper: Dammit, Private, you had one job to do, and you forgot to do it! What could've POSSIBLY distracted you?
• Private: Well, I kind of got side-tracked when I had to use the bathroom.
• Luna: You guys have a bathroom in the van?
• Kowalski: Yeah, we installed it last year. It was a work in progress for a while since space travel takes a while through lightspeed, and problems were that we needed potty breaks. So me and Sandy installed a built-in toilet that breaks down the waste into makeshift fertilizer and ejects it when landing.
• Sandy: Pretty neat, huh?
• Celestia/Luna:... Yyyyyyeah...
• Skipper: Bottom line, we know where that village is. You can thank us for once again being, you know, smart!
• Lord Shen: Indeed. Now I guess it's time we found out what this Starlight lady is up to, and put her in her place once and for all!
• Luna: Now, now, Shen, remember, we also need to find the person who took her, and put him/her in his/her place before deciding what to do with Starlight. Whatever Starlight is doing for that person, it can't be good.
• Gilda: No kidding! She not only got involved with the Jailbird Troube, but A trio of Batmen Bandits, and if I heard correctly, an alternate universeal dinosaur cyborg with kickass moves?
• Luna: "And a gun that momentarly disabled even Pred Judu Des. It normally takes ALOT to bring that old coot down."
• Icky: "Well, as long as it's not one of the VA's guys, I think we're good."
• The Communicater acts up.
• Spongebob picks it up.
• Spongebob: "Hello, Spongebob Squarepants of the Shell Lougers speaking."
• It was Xandy and Magnum.
• Xandy: "Shell Lougers, we have some concerning news to bring ya. We just recently found out that a fake theropist by the name of "Lightstar" bailed out a former VA assassin named Cyber Caera, who was also a brief member of an infamous cyborg group called the Inferno Cyberpunks and is NOT someone anyone should take lightly."
• Magnum: "We're worried Lightstar might take advantage of the poor girl and tricked her into helping whatever scheme she has most likely concerning her family and hope for redemption. We're asking if you have any info about Lightstar."
• Spongebob: "...... Uh, it's funny you mentioned that because, uh.... Sandy? Take over."
• Sandy: No way, you tell them! How is telling them so difficult?
• SpongeBob: (Sighs) Fine! We already know about Caera, she's in league with some enemy of our pony friends.
• Xandy: WHAT?!? THAT THERAPIST WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LONY-LIKE CREATURES?!?
• SpongeBob: Uh... What's a Lony?
• Xandy: It doesn't matter! The Grand Council has ordered me and Magnum to go to your worlds in order to retrieve her. And- (Barks were heard, and Xandy was laughing) NYTROX, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!!
• SpongeBob:... You brought your pet with you?
• Xandy: (Sighs) Yes. I figured he needed one chance to help us with one of your missions since the whole space pirate incident. But we'll be there in a moment. Where are you?
• SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy, can you take over, they want to know our location, so... Does that require exact coordinates?
• Sandy: (Sighs) Alright, what the heck! (Takes the phone) Hey, it's Sandy. You know, the one that looks like Xandy?
• Xandy: I'm right here, I know who feyou are. We went to the place you lived, but you're not here. Where are you?
• Sandy: Well, we're in a place called 'Equestria', we-
• Magnum: OH, you mean that place where I was turned into what you called a 'waisp', and saw everything in slow motion? YEESH, I could never forget THAT time! I think we know where that is!
• Sandy: So you know where to go, then?
• Magnum: Well, you were the ones that navigated us there, so no.
• Sandy: (Sighs) Dad gum! Just head to the Gili System in the Hasbro Universe. Does your dropship have a computer map to lead you there?
• Xandy: Well, yeah. All of our ships do. And I guess judging by how far it is, traveling there with lightspeed from here would take... 6 hours.
• Sandy: (Sighs) Dad gum again! Well, get there as soon as you can. I think we'll try and do what we can. If we get this done without you, we'll just let you take Caera back to your universes.
• Xandy: Copy that. We're on our way. (Barking was heard) Nytrox, calm down! (They hung up)
• Sandy: Well, they said they'd be here in 6 hours.
• Icky: "Well, at least we gots back up."
• Suddenly, Discord appeared with millaterry attire, having dragged in as well Death Coffin, Jerry, Stefano the flying Boa and Andre, all in millaterry attire and annoyed.
• Discord: "All right, men! We are going on a mission to save Fluttershy from a cutie mark communist, a raptor thing, a bunch of birds and a trio of rip-offs of two of the lougers and that albino bat from Anastagia. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
• Death Coffin: "Discord, you made us look UTTERLY REDICULIOUS?!"
• Discord: "I DID NOT INSTRUCTED YOU TO HAVE A HARSH OPINION, SOLDIER!?"
• Jerry: "Look, Dissy, I get you cared for Fluttershy, but we're not in much of a position to actselly help."
• Death Coffin: "Besides, the misfits are here. They're adiquite enough to stop a rouge mortal and a few otherwolders and bat-men if they can handle me."
• Discord: "... Boys, let me tell ya the story, of an old project of the Draconquui known as: "Project DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!?"."
• Death Coffin: "..... Project Damn?"
• Discord: "No, you have to say it like a black guy. Project DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!? Anyway, here's how it went! It was still the chaos wars and we were STILL stuck with Tyranny.... And he was getting abit horny one day, so, he asked three of his best Draconquui to create him a wife, ungite and different from female Draconquui."

Flashback.

• (Discord): "The three choose a random bat to be subugated in a series of, unpleasent exspearimentations."
• (Jerry): "How unpleasent exactly?" (The bat was seen getting shocked and in agonizing pain)
• (Discord): As unpleasant as giving an old person a bath!
• (Stefano): Momma Mia, that's-a messed up!
• (Discord): Well, duh, we were warmongers at that time. Anyway, these three Draconequui, whom are known simply as the wacky trio of brothers named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife, whom I've seemed to idolize as a child for their comedy and routines, have been able to make this project a rousing success. And thus, Fem Fatala was born! A strong, magical, and incredibly sexy and usually horny, bat creature. I've taken a look at photos of her and DAMN, I didn't stop looking at it for days.
• (Andre): Was this during your chaos days or your young days?
• (Discord): My chaos days, duh! If it was my young days, I would've been spanked! Even as a teenager! Anyway, while this lady was hot enough to be Tyranny's 'Queen of Chaos', there was a slight defect. Fatala was... GAY!!
• Peter Griffin (Cameo): GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
• (Jerry): You have issues!
• (Discord): SHUT UP, MAGGOT-PIE!!! Anyway, in other words, Fatala was not able to fall in love with males. She was, and thy quote, a 'Filly-Fooler' as the bronies would put it. The brothers didn't take this very well, and were scared that Tyranny would kill them if he found out Fatala was a lesbian. So they just let her loose in Equestria, and told Tyranny that it was basically an experimental failure.
• (Death Coffin): And... How do you know her outside of just staring at pictures of her?
• (Discord): Well...
• Discord: (He is seen during his days of chaos swimming inside a lake of pink lemonade) Ahh, nothing like a cool refreshing dip inside a lake of pure pink lemonade. And... (Scoffs)... I hope the animals that drink this feel good knowing that they've drunk this when I was soaking in it with my own filth. (Laughs) PRICELESS!! (Laughs)
• (Jerry): OH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! YOU WEREN'T JUST A JERK TO PONIES, BUT WILDLIFE AS WELL?!?
• (Discord): Yes, but that's beside the point.
• Discord: (Suddenly, the pink lemonade is turned into tar) WHAT THE F***?!? AAAHH!!! I'M SINKING!! I'M SINKI- (Gurgles as he is consumed by the tar, and Fem Fatala giggles in amusement)
• Fem Fatala: GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! (Flies away)
• Discord: (Crawls out of the tar, and takes a few moments to get unstuck) WHAT WAS THAT?!?
• (Jerry):... So, let me get this straight... You know her... Because she was a bully to you?
• (Discord): Yeah! And tar wasn't the only trick she pulled.
• Discord: (He and a clone of himself play chess with several live ponies magically turned into chess pieces) HA-HAH! I've got you now, buster! I-
• Fem Fatala: (Magically teleports the other clones' Queen pony near his king) CHECKMATE!
• Discord Clone: HAH! CHECKMATE! GO, DISCORD! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDA- (The scene cuts)
• Discord: (Magically stacks several ponies into a large castle as they panic) Last one... (Fem Fatala smacks the butt of a female pony, causing her to lose her balance, and cause the whole thing to fall) FATALA!!!
• Fem Fatala: GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- (The scene cuts)
• Discord: (Teleports to a spot) Screwball, I'm back, let's have some fu--...(Gasps, and shivers) OH, GOD, NO!!! THAT- OOOHHHHHHH, I- .... FATALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
• Fatala: GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Present

• Discord: She was a total douche to me! She messed with me and disturbed my fun time every chance she got.
• Death Coffin: So... How do you know it's her?
• Discord: "She has a weakness for bad pony girls. How do I know? Cleo Platinum. Tyrant Queen of the Sandlands of Saddle Arabia. She wanted to be rekindised as the most powerful Unicorn in the sandlands. Fem granted her wish. She lost to the original king of saddle arabia, lost her control of the sandlands.... And t'was never heard from again. Then there was Synial Crabgrass! The most netoruious pony crimelord! She wanted an endless fortune and undisbuted control over all of Equestia's crime! Fem granted her wish! She was arrested after a HUGE raid.... And disappeared after ONE stay in the cell! There was also Cutie Ka-Boom, Jewel Magrollia, British Spears, Joan Mc-Crane, Richie B. Itch, Helga G. Parking Howser! All of equestia's most infamous mares in history! SHE HAS THEM ALL, BABY!? ALL FAILED AND NOW SHE HAS THEM AS, SPEICAL COMPANIANS!?"
• Stefano: "To a-play the cards with?"
• Discord: "....... No..... Need I explain WHAT she did to Screwball? Poor, poor little Screwball?"
• Jerry: "What?"
• Discord: "....... Fem, violated her....."
• Jerry, Stefano, and Andre gasped, while Death Coffin litterally dropped his jaw.
• Andre: "YOU MEAN SHE, SHE.... RAPES FEMALE PONIES?! THAT'S, THAT'S.... THAT'S DEMENTED?! I mean, no offence to the LBGT community, BUT IF YOUR GONNA DO THE WHOOWHO WITH ANYONE, DO IT WITH CONSENT, YOU PSYCOLOGICAL-"
• Andre accsidently hacks out Le Rat!
• Le Rat: ".... I'm free.... I'm free! I'M LE-"
• Le Rat suddenly sees the heroes, and then Death Coffin again.
• Le Rat: "..... (The following video.)"

Nope.mp4

• Le Rat jumps back into Andre's mouth and closed it.
• Andre: ".... I need to control my tempter. Appearently my stomich doesn't agree with me being angry."
• Icky: "Discord, are you sure your not fucking exaggerating?"
• Discord: "I DO NOT EXAGGERATE ABOUT WHAT SHE DID!? I had to give Screwball a private shower cause of it?!"

Cutaway.

• Discord was seen sheding tears as he was washing Screwball in a waterfall.
• Discord: "We'll talk about it, when you want to talk about it...."
• Screwball: "...... She.... Did things to me.... And I wasn't even LIKE that! Why would she do that to me?"
• Discord hugs Screwball!
• Discord: "I DON'T BLAME YOU!? (Holds off a cry.) (Quietly) I don't blame you."

Cutaway ends.

• Trixie: "So wait.... Are you saying that based on the fact that crazy bad exsample for gays everywhere targeted bad mares before, that she is most likely behind the Starlight mess?"
• Discord: "Oh trust me! I wouldn't randomly appeared dressing like this, if she wasn't here! I mean, I am doing it also for Fluttershy, but I WOULDN'T BE SERIOUS IF SHE WASN'T HERE?! AND I'M RARELY, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!? (Echos)."
• Lord Shen: "...... By the gods.... If Discord is actselly taking this seriously, then for once, HE is correct!"
• Celestia: ".... No.... NO!? I can't believe Starlight is in the procession of a filly-fooling violater!?"
• Sandy: "And I think she's using Starlight as an excuse to cause choas by encouraging her Cutie Mark Communisum nonsense!?"
• Icky: "But then if that bitch fails, the bigger bitch still wins, cause then, SHE GETS A NEW BED BUDDY?!"
• Celestia: ".... (Gets a seriously angry face) EVERYONE, WE ARE HEADING THERE AND STOPPING THIS MADNESS, (IN ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?"
• The Lougers and Discord's troupe are scattered.
• Lord Shen: "...... Now that's my kind of gal! Demanding and thunderious!"
• Spongebob: "..... Maybe we can devise a plan while we get there."
• Luna: Good, because I wouldn't want one of Celestia's best students to be assaulted in the worst way possible.
• Discord: Yes, and the best part, I FINALLY GET TO GET VENGEANCE ON THAT BITCH FOR TEASING ME!! (Cackles, and realizes he's doing it in front of everyone)... Ahem.
• Celestia: Well, in a way, but it's best that we don't kill her like our Alicorn people did during the Chaos Wars. Fem is but yet another victim of the Chaos War, and is only acting out because of being tainted by outdated Draconquui philosfies. But to safely contain her and keep her from being a problem until there is a strong enough way to help her, we should punish her the same way we punished Discord.
• Discord:... You want to turn her to stone?
• Luna: Well, that seems like the only perfect way to deal with a creature like a Draconequui, even on a creature with the powers of one.
• Discord:... (Chuckles) PERFECT!! I say let the birds s*** on that homosexual bitch bat! I'd pay BIG money to see something like that.
• Lord Shen: Gross.
• Celestia: "Well, I may have different ideas for Fem, Discord. She might not be publicly displayed like you were, considering you were prematurely freed by the fighting of children."
• Discord: "Oh. Well, at least Fem is still gonna be a statue after this."
• SpongeBob: Well, we'd better hurry, then. There's no telling what could happen in that village. For all we know, Fem could be closer to having Starlight lose the deal, if Fem is the type to cheat on deals!
• Luna: Well considering that Draconquui back then are known to go back on promises with Non-Draconquui, I wouldn't give Fem a benifical doubt. Now let's go! (They all enter the van, and blast off)

Chapter 4: Starlight's Arena

A Large Arena

• Starlight: (There is a large arena that is sitting not too far from the village, and while Twilight is being dragged by anti-magic chains, her friends, Gray Clover, Spike, and Double Diamond's group is being shackled and sitting in a spot in the arena guarded by the Jailbird Troupe) Well, my enemies, the time has finally come.
• Night Glider: Okay, I want to know, how did you get an arena? And HOW DID YOU BUILD IT SO QUICKLY?!?
• Starlight: You know the answer to that, silly! MAGIC!
• Gray Clover: Oh, I know magic! And creating an arena THIS big takes time, even for one ultra-powerful pony. There's NO possible way you could've done this without help.
• Starlight: You underestimate my power, Celestia's adviser. I am just THAT good!
• Gray Clover: I don't buy it, even for one second. Nopony is that powerful except for the Alicorn Gods. Your defeat by Celestia when you rampaged on Canterlot is proof of that. You had help somehow.
• Starlight: NO I DIDN'T!! And...... How did you know about that OUTSIDE of being in Canterlot?!
• Gray Clover: "..... Star.... Don't you reckindise me?"
• Starlight: "..... Wait..... Gray? Little Clover? (Chuckles). My, have you growned up. Hey, about that uh, Mental attacking you think while you were young, I, was having a nasty hissy fit. That happens when you have a mentor who was like your second mother BETRAY YOU AND TURNED YOUR HALF SISTER AGAINST YOU!?"
• Gray Clover: "Star, what you did hardly is justifiable as a "hissy fit". Star, I was the one who understood your blight of not making friends and wanted to help you. We were like sisters. Sunset and Celestia wanted to help you too. Help you away, from what you were becoming. That's why I tried to talk you down from your rampage, but... You weren't in control of yourself, and you ended up...."
• Starlight: "Oh come now, Clover! It's your own fault trying to calm down someone in a middle of a bitch fit!"
• Gray Clover: "I did it cause I cared for you! And I still do! And I thought you magic was incrediable! But even I know it's not that of an Alicorn. You clearly have assistence, greater then what some criminals and your dinosaur ally could ever offer!"
• Starlight: "Oh, come on, Clover! I really AM that incredable!"
• Applejack: OH, REALLY?!? Then how did you build this whole village all by yourself? You didn't have anypony to help you back then, so obviously you had to have HELP!!
• Rainbow Dash: And for that matter, how did you find Beak-Buck's cutie-mark-containing device? That thing, according to the books that I was able to read because of boredom aside from those Daring Do books, has been hidden for years following the death of that communist hippogriff! You might've needed assistance in order to find it!
• Rarity: Yeah! And we know for sure that it's that person who kidnapped you when your trial was about to begin. She must have abilities that's just about as powerful as yours. Arguably greater, I might add.
• Starlight: SILENCE!! (Does a mental wave on all the ponies, making them experience worst fears in their minds that are not shown, but it scares them) I DON'T WANT ANYMORE EXCUSES!! I brought you all here so you can watch as the greatest princess of Equestria, and my arch-nemesis, gets defeated in front of your eyes, and admits conversion to TRUE Harmony! I hope your rainbow friend likes violence, because tonight's shovineers will be nothing but bloody hooves and broken bones!
• Rainbow Dash: "Well, ordenarly, I enjoy a good fight, but if it concerns Twilight against you, I'm making an exception!?"
• Fluttershy: (Shivers) I hate violence!
• Starlight: Oh, I know that! But why not do it anyway, you nosey little s***!
• Rainbow Dash: HEY!! NOPONY TALKS TO FLUTTERSHY LIKE THAT- (Her restraints shock her) AAHHGH!!
• Starlight: Oh, I recently updated the chains. They shock you if you threaten the caster, I.E., Moi. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some payback to finish. Jailbirds, don't let these ponies leave this area.
• Kung Lao: With pleasure! (Starlight leaves)
• Pinkie: "So, Miss Clover.... Did you really looked up to Starlight as a filly?"
• Gray Clover: "..... I did more then that. I was the only one who symisizes her blights, behind Sunset and Celestia. All she ever wanted, was friends. It's pretty much why she's even doing this, other then these newfound deludions of using a forsaken Hippogriff philosify to bring true harmony! I curse the person or creature who allows her to continue this path!?"
• Applejack: "Isn't there something we can do to stop this?"
• Gray Clover: ".... Currently.... No. These chains restrict us, and will hurt us if we tried anything. And even then, we're surrounded by these criminals, and even if we get passed them.... She, will defeat us."
• Gray Clover looks over the other side and points to Caera holding her gun, ready for anything.
• Spike: "But what about Twilight?!"
• Gray Clover: ".... Twilight, will have to relie on her own magic and skills to survive. There's little we can do, but pray that Starlight does not believing in cheating her way into winning this battle."
• Rainbow Dash: "THIS IS THE SAME BI-"
• Rainbow Dash gets shock!
• Rainbow Dash: "Ugh.... THIS, is the same pony that threatened to blow up ponyville to make us even come here?! Does THAT, SOUND LIKE AN HONORABLE PONY TO YOU?!"
• Gray Clover: "I hope, your just making biased assumtions, Rainbow. I really hope. Cause I hate to imagine Twilight being in a battle she can't win."
• Twilight was finally dragged all the way in by the Bat Men Bros, who take off the chain.
• Midget: "We're only let ya off the thing so you would have a fair chance at defending yourself. (Laughs), Like it's REALLY gonna help?! (Midget laughs as does Nutty retardedly as the two began to walk away)."
• Tarbok: "..... Miss Princess, I'm really sorry for this... I really am. My brothers and I only have eachother after our parents got, well let's just say, a bad run-in with the business ender of Pred Judu Des. Starlight, promises to bring us our parents back and make Pred Judu Des finally see justice. You have to understand what we're going through. The Jailbirds are obviously only doing this for cushy enforcer jobs and for Carl to return to be rich again, though, I heard some of them had family issues that they would like Starlight to resolve, but at least my brothers and I, plus Caera, are doing this cause it concerns family. Heck, Starlight even claims she plans to bring back a cousin of her pet wolf after it got victimised by some demonic vulture. At least know, your not gonna lose to someone who's a straight up tyrant. You'll lose, to someone who's helping others. It'll, give ya some peace of mind when you get, ya know... Hurt in places you wish would heal quickly.... Ok, that was really awkword, I should just, go now..."
• Tarbok walks away somewhat ashamed and afraid Twilight wouldn't listen, unaware that Twilight did understood that perfectly.
• A gate opens as Starlight enters the arena, armed with the staff formerly used in Ceramonies.
• Starlight: "PONIES, OF MY VILLAGE?! TONIGHT, YOUR RIGHTFUL RULER, PUNISHES THE SO CALLED, PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, FOR USURPING ME OF MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS YOUR LEADER, THROUGH A DUEL OF MIGHT, MAGIC, AND OVER ALL SUPERIORITY!? AND WHEN I CONGURE TWILIGHT, ALL OF EQUESTIA, WILL UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH OF TRUE HARMONY?!"
• Silence, cause the Ponies in the statium are neither excited or booing Starlight.
• Starlight: ".... A quiet audience, eh? Perhaps actselly fighting Twilight should get things pumping."
• Starlight teleported to the center of the Arena where Twilight is.
• Starlight: "Remember this stick, Twilight? It went from being a pretend sacred talisment, to what I will use, to smack your flank in a million kinds of pain, Twilight Sparkle?! You may've won battles before, but this will NOT, BE A BATTLE FOR YOU TO WIN?! So go ahead, Twily. (Laughs smugly). Make my day. I'm twice the student of magic you ever were AND I was quicker to learn certain spells then you! That automaticly makes me your superior! I have the greatest arsenal of magic ever!? I HAVE A VILLAGE UNDER MY RULE!? I HAVE EVERYTHING!?"
• Twilight: "..... Everything.... Except friendship, the understanding of it, and your own sanity!?"
• Starlight growled!
• Starlight: "PREPARE FOR THE PAIN, SPARKLE?!"
• Starlight summoned a fire ball and flings it at Twilight!
• Twilight: (Jumps out of the way) STARLIGHT, STOP THIS NONSENSE!!
• Starlight: OR WHAT?!? (Fires a magic laser at her as she dodges it)
• Twilight: Let's talk this out, please!
• Starlight: NEVER! (Teleports behind her, and smacks her with the stick)
• Twilight: OOF! (Twilight teleports out of the way to avoid another attack from Starlight) STOP THIS, STARLIGHT, YOU NEED HELP!!
• Starlight: I already have all the help I can get, fool! (Teleports behind Twilight, and blasts her upward with a magic blast, then fires a laser at her, launching her directly to a wall)
• Twilight: OUCH!
• Starlight: (Magically charges up the ground with her magic as glowing cracks are seen, and Twilight gets zapped by the energy coming from it) YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR EVERY SECOND, SPARKLE!! (Charges up the energy, and launches her into the sky)
• Twilight: AAARRRGGGHHH!!! (Fires a powerful beam at her, and while Twilight is able to break her fall with her wings, she fires a powerful beam to form a beam lock, getting all the ponies watching scared, including Twilight's friends and Double Diamond's group)
• Fluttershy: OH, I CAN'T LOOK!!
• Starlight: (She is able to overpower Twilight's beam, and sends her straight off into the sky following the force the laser caused)...Hmmph, didn't think that through. (Magically opens a portal for Twilight to fall through, and come out of another portal which causes her to land back into the arena)
• Twilight: (Bruised and battered)...Urrghh...what's this supposed to accomplish?
• Starlight: A lot of things! You've caused enough trouble for me, and I am going to make sure that you see the light!
• Twilight: (Gets up struggling) Starlight, this isn't going to go anywhere if you take your fillyhood pain out on these good people, and me! And trying to beat some "sense" into me isn't going to work either.
• Starlight: "What is wrong with you Sparkle? Why are you dedicated to abiding by the cutie mark plauge dispite all the pain and heartache it put me through?! What it puts many ponies through?! Whether you get one or not, Cutie Marks bring nothing but suffering and misery!? That was what Beak-Buck tried to teached us, but Celestia silenced him with death?!"
• Twilight: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! AND YOU JUST DON'T GET HOW A CUTIE MARK WORKS!!! IT SHOWS US WHAT WE LOVE TO DO WITH OUR LIVES, YOU INCLUDED!!! YOU DO LOVE MAGIC, DON'T YOU?!?
• Starlight: DOES IT MATTER WHETHER IT SHOWS US OUR PASSION?!? IT RESTRAINS US!!! IT KEEPS US FROM DOING GREATER THINGS!!! (Her horn jolts in electrical energy) IT NEVER LETS US DO ANYTHING ELSE, EVEN WHEN WE SHOULD MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES!!!
• Twilight: CUTIE MARKS CAN LET YOU DO OTHER THINGS!!! PINKIE IS MEANT TO THROW PARTIES, YET SHE CAN WORK IN A BAKERY JUST FINE! RAINBOW DASH IS MEANT FOR RACING, YET SHE WORKS AS A WEATHER MANAGER!! HELL, I WAS MEANT FOR MAGIC, YET I WORKED AS THE CARETAKER OF A LIBRARY!!!
• Starlight: THOSE DON'T COUNT! THOSE ARE NOTHING BUT LOOPHOLES!!! ONE CAN ONLY ENJOY A CAREER FOR SO LONG UNTIL TIMES CHANGE IN THEIR LIVES THAT FORCE THEM INTO OTHER JOBS!!! (She ends up overloading the growing magic in her horn, and she fires it, knocking her back to a wall, and the blast does the same thing to Twilight)
• Pinkie: OOOH, PRETTY LIGHT!!! (The ponies look at her weird)
• Twilight: (Both she and Starlight are laying down in exhaust, panting heavily, and trying to use their magic that has been exhausted)...Starlight...please!...Don't...do this!
• Starlight: (Tries using magic, but collapses in exhaust) Never!...I will not...let you...take away...anything else!...GOD, I'M SO WEAK!!!
• Twilight: (Manages to get up and take a deep breath) Look, Starlight, your mind is in the wrong place! You just wanted something big, something to make you forget about the years that you've been shunned. But trying to force cutie mark communism isn't going to make you feel better. It'll only make you more broken!
• Starlight: You...You'll NEVER...change my mind, Sparkle! NEVER!!!...(Tries using magic, but she falls in exhaust)...No!...Please, don't fail!...PLEASE, STARLIGHT, DON'T FAIL!!! (Tries using her magic in aggravation, but she falls in pain) OW, OW!!! OOOW!!! MY ACHING HEAD!!! ARRGGHH!!!
• Twilight: Uh...Starlight, are you okay?
• Starlight: (Growls) CAERA, KNOCK HER OUT!!!
• Caera: Uh...are you okay, Ms. Glimmer?
• Starlight: Did you hear me, KNOCK HER OUT!!!
• Caera: (Tries firing, but Twilight teleports out of the way) GRRGH!!!
• Starlight: JAILBIRDS!!! (The Jailbirds shock the ponies, forcing Twilight to look in horror until Caera almost knock her out, but really, Twilight had last minutely protected herself but the blast still knocks her out the sky and the Jailbirds stop)...There!...(Pants, and exhales in exhaust)...Whew!...Everyone, let's forget that this ever happened!
• (???): Well, well, looks like that boost I gave you was too much for you to handle, huh?
• Starlight: Fem?!? What're you doing in my head?!?
• (Fem): I forgot to tell you that too much power can cause a power flux that even your horn cannot withstand.
• Starlight:...THEN WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?!?...(Silence)...Oh, no! You're not seriously...YOU LITTLE SNITCH, YOU SET ME UP!!! YOU SE--(She is teleported away, shocking everyone)
• Double Diamond:...Where'd she go?!?
• El Devil: Oh, boy, it looks like her master isn't pleased, amigo.
• Gray Clover: Friend? You mean the one who helped her with all this? What about her?
• Caera: (Leaps down from her perch) ALRIGHT, YOU GUYS!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!? I AM SENSING THAT THERE IS SOMETHING YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION TO ME! I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, WHO WAS THAT LADY WORKING FOR?!?
• Lord Carlson: "It's, uh, just as unknown to us as it is to you!"
• Caera: "(Raptor growls),  I DEMAND HONESTY!? WAS STARLIGHT CHEATING?!"
• Twilight: "(Getting up), Well, it looked like she went through a power flux. A problem commen in power boosting. I guess, Starlight wanted to make sure I lose this so badly, her mysterious ally must've granted her additional power, and intentionally neglected to warn her of this."
• Caera: ".......... She, CHEATED?! SHE WAS CHEATING!? HOW DARE SHE CHEATED!?"
• The Batmen Bros cower into eachother in sight of Caera's outrage.
• Lord Carlson: "Now, now, it's ok, Caera. Villains are known to cheat, I mean, Starlight wasn't a villain in a traditional sense, don't get me wrong, she did had good intentions, it's just, playing things fairly tends to work poorly for all villains and uh-"
• Caera shreaks angerly at Carlson, causing him to scream like a girl!?
• Caera: "IF SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN FIGHTING HONORABILY, THEN HOW CAN WE BE SURE SHE IS HONEST ABOUT GIVING YOU BIRDS WHAT YOU DESIRE, OR WHAT HT BAT MEN DESIRE.... Or actselly help me with my own troubles."
• Tarbox: "Caera, I'm sure she does want to deliver on those promises, it's just, she probuly felt that since Twilight unfairly usurped her from this village, she figured Twilight doesn't deserve a fair fight."
• Caera: "Not that don't understand that logic, it still isn't right! EVEN A DISPICABLE USURPER SHOULD HAVE A RIGHT TO A FAIR FIGHT OR A FAIR TRAIL?! THEY SHOULDN'T BE BIASEDLY PUNISHED BECAUSE OF THEIR DISHONOR?!"
• Suddenly, Starlight managed to teleport back!
• Starlight: "Please! Caera, Batmen, Jailbirds! You must help me!? My friend was using me this whole time! You must-"
• Caera scratches the face of Starlight with her organic claw!
• Starlight: "AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! Cc-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-Caera? WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?"
• Caera: ".... Don't, act, like a galaloonian fool from Hackmoron 54. I KNOW YOU WERE CHEATING!?"
• Starlight: ".... Caera, you have to understand! Twilight CHEATED ME from my rightful place as village leader?! You have to understand! What I was doing, was poetic justice!?"
• Caera: "I understand WHY you did it. That doesn't make you better then the usurper?! I was a victim of being cheated out of my family by the Cyberpunks?! They cheated me out of staying an independent bounty hunter with Qui! Qui cheated me out of my freewill cause of a misunderstanding?! CHEATING, IS A DISHONORABLE WAY TO RESOLVE ALL AND ANY PROBLEMS!? Even if it's to misguidedly use is as a fitting irony against someone like Twilight."
• Starlight: "Caera, please! I'm sorry you don't like this! I'll make it up to you! Once my magic re-covers, I'll fight Twilight fairly! She'll have just as much of a chance to beat me as I would! I'll, I'll just have to learn stronger spells on my own! No boosting, I promise!"
• Caera punches Starlight in the face with her robotic hand!
• Caera: "EVEN IF YOUR PROMISES RING TRUE, YOU HAVE BETRAYED MY TRUST BY CHEATING!? In my people's culture, cheating, is not, forgiveable!"
• Starlight starting to cry.
• Starlight: "Caera, please! No! I helped you out of that prison! I do want to help you and your family! It's just, sometimes, to make great changes, you have to make sacrivices! I promise you, boosting will obviously no longer be a thing to revisit! Think about the others! I'm what the Bat Men need to rid of that idiot Pred Judu Des and reserect their parents! The Jailbirds need me too! Carlson wants to be rich again, Zuza wants to resume legit work, El Devil wants to earn the love of his family, Kung Lao wants to reclaim and redeem his lost honor after he learnt a forbidden move to protact his family, wife and children from mongrel hoards that his masters caring too much for rules didn't understand! Shakespire wants his master reserected! Rasputin, lost his son from the work hazards of being in a mafia?! Mange, poor Mange. He lost his cousin to that awful darkspawn Fagin in the world he's fromand was a victim of the Mythos Black Market! You, you need to understand! Everything I did, was so I care! I care so much for Equestia, I.... I just don't want to see it get ruined by this, cutie mark imperialisum that.... Made me a socal outcast. We're all outcasts in some way. Some intentional, others because socity can't accept us for who we are! And in cases like yours, because you were dragged into it! What I'm doing, will change socity! We'll become heroes! If we do that, then the Grand Council will forgive you! You, you need to understand!"
• Caera: ".... That's the problem, Starlight. What if there never was a problem to begin with? What if you just misunderstood everything and choose communisum as a copeing mechanisum cause you can't accept that your just THAT socally incompident?! I ended up, kidnapping a beloved princess for you! I thought it was because you believed in fighting against an injustice that she wasn't powerful enough to stopped! Now, I'm not even sure if you can even adiquitly provide us what we all needed.... Whatever is to happen to you, the universe has desided you desevred it."
• Caera turned her back on Starlight.
• Starlight: "..... Caera? Caera, no! Please! Caera?! Don't leave me! Your my only hoped now?!"
• Hooves bursted out of the ground!
• Starlight: "AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH?!"
• A cleopatra dressed pony came out first.
• Cleopatra Pony: "I AM CLEO PLATINUM?! QUEEN OF THE SANDLANDS?! BOW TO MY MIGHT?!"
• Starlight screamed as she tried to get away, but A mobster pony rose from the ground and pointed a tommy gun at her!
• Mobster Pony: "WHOA WHOA WHOA! And where ya's are going?! The Big Boss is expecting ya, TOOTS?!"
• Starlight: "No?! Years of being violated have made you all deludional! You all defelupted Stockmare sydrome and immortality from Fem Fatala! You all don't even know what time your in?!"
• Mobster Pony: "Who cares, see, myah see? As long as I, Synial Crabgrass, can live forever, she can do what she wants to me?! AND YAS AS WELL!?"
• Starlight: "NO?! YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME?!"
• The Ground explouded, as a beautiful tall french looking mare looking like Fluer De Lis with dyamight and bombs strapped to her is seen climbing out, holding suitcases.
• French Mare: "Now, darling, don't be so shy. Take it from ol' Le Cutie Ka-Boom. Fem is a sensational creature."
• Starlight: "YOU WERE ALL STRAIGHT ONCE?! YOU WERE RUINED BY YEARS OF HER CONSENTLESS ACTIONS THAT DROVE YOU ALL-"
• A pony in a jewel incrusted burgler outfit climbed out and almost grabbed Starlight!
• Burgler Pony: "Fyi, sweetheart. We weren't exactly straight in the head to begin with. Take it from little ol' me, Jewel Magrollia."
• Starlight: "ALL OF YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME?!"
• Music plays!
• The stage blooms out of the ground and a pony dressed like brittny spears begins to sing!

Hit Me Baby One More Time With Lyrics-0

• Rarity: "IS THAT.... BRITISH SPEARS!? MY MOTHER GREW UP ON HER MUSIC?! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER?!"
• British Spears the B.S. Wanna-be pony: "Oh Starlight Starlight, Fem just wants to feel you inside, and make you feel good inside yeah! She wants to, make you feel good, oh yeah! GIVE HER CHA-A-A-A-A-A-YEAHAHHHHHHHHANCE!? HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME!?"
• A well dressed senator pony rose!
• Twilight: "Senator Joan Mc-Crane?!"
• A rich looking mare rose from the ground!
• Twilight: "RICHIE B. ITCH?!"
• Starlight: "NO!? GET AWAY FROM ME?!"
• A Pony dressed like Helga G. Patacky rose from the ground.
• Helga Pony: "OH QUIT YOUR WHINING AND WOMAN UP, YA BIG BABY!?"
• Twilight: "HELGA G. PARKING HOWSER!?"
• Spike: "But, didn't all those ponies mysteriously disappeared after they each had gotten bad karma?"
• Double Diamond: "WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE!?"
• Wicked chackling was heard.
• Fem Fatala appeared center stage!
• Everyone gasped!
• Rainbow Dash: ".... That is.... THE MOST BADASS MONSTER I EVER SEEN?!"
• Fluttershy: "Yet, surprisingly beautiful. It's a shame she's most likely evil."
• Fem Fatala: "(Giggles evily), Starlight Starbright... Did you forget silly? Your garrintied to be mine if you failed one more time. And, tecnecally, you just did. Caera has openly abandoned you, and the birdies and the bat men are too quickly or just know better then to tackle a powerful creation of the Draconquui! Now, you belong to me, forever and ever (darkly) and, ever....."
• Fem Fatala laughed greatly!
• Fem Fatala: "Now, ladies? Let's take her, to DIMENTION FEM!?"
• A rip of reality appeared on the center stage as the mares began to drag Starlight and take her with them!
• Starlight: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!? CAERA?! HELP ME?! PLEASE?! HELP?!"
• Caera only gave a long look of disappointment, and looked away.
• Cupid and Mange were looking in sheer horror!
• The Jailbirds were in a complete shock and awe to do anything!
• The Batmen coiled like cowerds at the sight of this.
• Starlight: "SOMEPONY?! ANYPONY?! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (GETS SUCKED INTO THE DIMENTIONAL RIFT AS FEM GOES IN LAUGHING)"
• The rift closes!
• Twilight: "NO! STARLIGHT?!"
• Silence.
• Gray Clover shed a small tear.
• Twilight: ".... For Sunset's sake.... I WON'T GIVE UP ON YOU!?"
• Twilight tries to reopen the dimentional rift, but nothing happens."
• Caera: "(Arms her gun at Twilight). Don't bother. It's pointless. The dishonorable has been due punished. You and I now must take over this place as new leaders. We can make a new honorable community free from those like her."
• Twilight: ".... Caera.... I know you were upset.... You have, every right to be.... BUT YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE HEART TO FORGIVE HER?! SHE'S JUST A BROKEN PONY?! SHE, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING!?"
• Caera: "It looked like she had a good idea when she was hurting you!"
• Twilight: "HER PURITY IS COMPROMISED!? Sometimes ponies may act or sound like they know what they're doing, but in truth, it's no more different then when an otherworlder gets corrupted! No more different, when then Qui stolen your free will!?"
• Caera was surprised by that.
• Caera: ".... I.... I never thought of that.... Please understand, I don't have a strong understanding of your people's biology, I.... I thought she was intentionally dishonorable. I knew nothing about her, "purity" as you said, being, compromised or anything. She didn't show signs of more tradtional corruption like red eyes or, altered appearence."
• Twilight: "Things like that are more complexed then that. Espeically for Equestian Ponies."
• Caera: ".... I'm sorry... I allowed my over-valuement for honor ironicly making me more blind then Qui. (Drops her weapon, and gets into a meditative position). I'll honorably accept punishment."
• Twilight: ".... That's not currently impourent, Caera. What's impourent is if we save Starlight, from not just herself, but from, that thing! And I think I need the elements of harmony, and my friends, to help."
• Caera: "..... JAILBIRDS?! Release the ponies."
• Lord Carlson: "Sure, whatever you say! Just don't shreak at me again! BOYS, YOU HEARD THE DIONSAUR?!"
• The Jailbirds do that.
• Double Diamond: "Twilight, I'm amazed that after what Starlight put you through, you still want to help her. I respect that in you."
• Twilight: "Thank you... But even with my friends, it might not still be enough. We need more then just the elements of harmony."
• Gray Clover: "Well luckly, Spike managed to warn Celestia, so it's likely she, plus the Lougers, and whatever help they can get, will come for us."
• Spike: "BUT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO EXPLAIN THAT A SURPRISINGLY SEXY BAT WOMAN MONSTER AND A BUNCH OF LONG DISAPPEARED BAD MARES KIDNAPPED STARLIGHT?!" (Suddenly, the van appears from the sky)
• Discord: (Appears from the van) Oh, don't worry! We already know that that BITCH has not stopped doing her nasty tricks on you ponies!
• Double Diamond: Is that...Discord?
• Night Glider: The Draconequus who wreaked chaos eons ago?
• Discord: (Sighs) And I'm reminded that people still remember my chaos days! Look, I'm reformed now, just like the rest of my kind.
• Sandy: Uh...guys, long story short, we already know who that bat lady was.
• Discord: FEM FATALA!! A creation of my people during the Chaos War who was turned into homosexual by complete accident, and--
• Twilight: HOMO-WHAT-UAL?!?
• Death Coffin: Uh...yeah, she's a 'filly-fooler', and all those ponies she had were ponies whom she scammed deals with to make them her sex slaves.
• Twilight:... She made the deal with Starlight... So she could make her...A SEX SLAVE?!? (Her mane literally sets itself ablaze) I ORDENARLY HAVE NO DISRESPECT FOR THE LBGT COMMUNITY, OR FILLY FOOLERS IN GENERAL, BUT, THAT HOMOSEXUAL BITCH?! HOW DARE SHE SCAMMED A MISGUIDED FOAL INTO DOING THIS I-
• Night Gilder: "CALM THE FUCK DOWN, TWILIGHT!"
• Twilight's flame went out.
• Twilight: ".... It's just.... Horrorable that Starlight's gonna be given an unfairly cruel punishment over misguided beliefs."
• Celestia: "So it's safely assume we were too late to stop Fem from taking Starlight from the sound of this."
• Kowalski: So, where was Starlight taken?
• Discord:...To Dimension Fem! I've seen that place before, and there's no escape for her. It's meant to be Fem's private area where she can bang whatever bitch she wants. She even made sure no entry was possible so nopony would disturb her, not even me.
• Celestia: You mean...you mean there's no way to get her back?
• Discord: It would seem that way.
• Twilight:...No!...
• Caera:...I am sorry, everyone. It's pretty much my fault. I refused to grant her forgiveness, and single-handedly sent her to losing her deal with her.
• Icky:...Well, no wonder you were sent to Oranos, you're just a cruel dishonorable bitch!
• Caera: (Growls at him)
• Icky: I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!!
• Caera:...(Sighs) I guess it's time I told you something I should have in the first place. It's how I became who I was. You see...I was first raised by a family with high honor values for 4 years until...

Later...

• Caera:...And so my parents promised me that I would get out of prison soon enough. I was expecting it to happen just recently, but then Starlight got me.
• Icky:..."Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, my parents were made into mine slaves, and I cried so much for their safety!!" (Everyone gasps) OH, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MEAN!! A LOT of people are dishonorable! It's no excuse to let a poor dishonorable pony be violated, and you know it! It's no more honorable then Starlight being a cheater! Villains cheat ALL THE DAMN TIME!? IT'S LIKE SUGER TO THEM!?
• Shifu: Icky, apologize! NOW!
• Icky: Okay, sorry!
• Twilight: Discord, please! There must be a way to get Starlight out of that dreadful place before it's too late!
• Discord: I'm sorry, but there isn't. We Draconequui have had a lot of trouble trying to create an interdimensional wormhole. It takes the energy of a thousand Alicorns in order to perfect such a spell.
• Caera:...Have you tried using our Interdimensional Portal?
• Twilight:...What?
• Caera: I'm just saying, that thing was created to open wormholes to other dimensions, including the one that our own humans went to during the Villains Act. If we can get control over it, we...
• Discord: We could GET TO DIMENSION FEM FROM THERE!!! BRILLIANT!!!
• Shifu: But I bet the Grand Council has that portal in temporary lockdown until Caera should be found. How will we convince them to help us?
• ???: Say please. (Xandy, Magnum, and Nytrox arrive in the dropship)
• Sandy: (Nytrox jumps onto her giving her friendly licks as she giggles) Okay, Nytrox, we're glad to see you again.
• Fluttershy: Aw, is that a genet? I've never seen one in my life before.
• Xandy: And tecnecally, you still haven't, he's called a troggle. They're canines in our worlds. But anyway, if you guys need access to the Interdimensional Portal, then we'd be glad to help.
• Twilight: (As Fluttershy was cuddling Nytrox) Oh, thank God!
• Magnum came torwords Caera.
• Magnum: "Caera, I must warn you that even though you obviously didn't know better, this new controversey will be difficult for your family to justify. Espeically when you allowed what is only a misguided fool be taken away by a dark creature."
• Caera: "I'm sorry. In my defence, I know very little of these lony-simular creatures and their biology."
• Magnum: "If it helps, your family has done a good enough job to say no mater what Caera does in this universe, you weren't in your right mine. I won't lie and say it'll be enough to keep you out of Oranos, but it will spare you from a worser punishment."
• Caera said nothing and only looked down.
• A Jailbird Troupe tried to secretly escape.
• Celestia teleprted to where they are and stared disaprovingly at them.
• Celestia: "And where do you guys think your going?"
• Lord Carlson: "Well, uh, since this whole thing was a bust, I felt there was little that can be done...."
• Rarity came by and placed the Jailbirds into a giant bird cage!
• Rarity: "If Caera is going to atone for her sins, it should fiarly implie to you lot as well!"
• Celestia: "Plus, the Galactic Federation would really like that stolen ship back!"
• The Bat Men Bros also tried to get away, but were Intersected by Death Coffin, Jerry, Andre and Stefano.
• Death Coffin: "That implies to you three as well!"
• Midget: "Look, we just don't wanna hang around here and risk Pred Judu Des coming after us and-"
• Death Coffin: "Calm yourselfs, Bat Men. If anyone can adiquitly protect you from that xenophobic mess of a pony, it's Fluttershy. She's the only pony Pred and his adopted daughters yeild to."
• Midget: "HA! You have proof of that, Skully?"
• Jerry: "Show them, D.C."
• Death Coffin: (He magically shows them a view portal of Fluttershy growing up since fillyhood knowing Pred)
• Fluttershy: It's true, guys. I know Pred, and he was a good friend to my grandfather. Sure he may be a murderer, but at least he's being kept at bay by the Shell Lodgers, and particularly me. I'm not afraid to renounce friendships with someone if it can stop them from committing something terrible.
• Discord: Believe me, I know! She did the same to me, and that's how I got reformed.
• Caera: (Sighs) Well, if this act of misunderstanding means that it'll extend my days of being in Oranos, then as a person of honor, I shall accept. Now, how do we convince the Grand Council to allow us to borrow the Interdimensional Portal?
• Xandy: Well, we can ask Councilman Calixto and see if he can convince him.
• Magnum: Helping us might shorten your extension in Oranos, Caera, but there's no guarantees.
• Twilight: Well, let's get started. To the van!

Later...

• Xandy: (The van and the HA dropship appear at the portal opening, which is heavily guarded by AUU robots) Crap! They're still keeping it heavily guarded. But, at least it's nothing we can't handle. (Turns on frequency) This is the Heroes Act, we've arrived with Cyber Caera, over.
• Robot #1: Excellent, but why is the Shell Lodge Van with you?
• Magnum: They need a favor involving borrowing the Interdimensional Portal. We require permission from the Grand Council to allow it. Can you contact Councilman Calixto?
• Robot #1: Well, we are not sure if the Grand Council will approve of you using a strictly-prohibited device like this, but I suppose we can try. Just hold on tight. Unit 541-X out! (Hangs up)
• Shrek: So, what happens now?
• Xandy: We simply wait. But the Portal will only work when the from-area is our worlds. So we need to get to Breezso Prime and get to Dimension Fem from there. In other words, we need to be in our UUniverses in order for it to work.
• Kowalski: Roger that, let's go. (They pass through the Portal after getting past security, and enter the AUU)
• Robot #2: (On frequency) This is Unit 592-A. We got your message to Calixto. He wants to speak with you for your reasons.
• Magnum: Put him on the frequency of both our dropship and the Shell Lodge van.
• Robot #2 (Unit 592-A): Consider it done. (Puts Councilman Calixto on the frequency)
• Applejack: SHEE-YOOT! LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE!! Makes him look like the Lorax.
• Councilman Calixto:...What is the Lorax?
• Icky: Once again, that running gag catches up with us!
• Councilman Calixto: (Sighs) Never mind! I've heard that you require access to the Interdimensional Portal. May I ask why?
• Caera: If I ask that you don't accuse me of this, Councilman, but our Lodger friends have someone that is trapped in another dimension by a magical chaotic being that I sort've indirectly caused.
• Councilman Calixto: And how exactly did you do that, prisoner?

An explanation later...

• Councilman Calixto: YOU INDIRECTLY LEFT A LONY-LIKE CREATURE TO GET SUCKED INTO THE DIMENSION OF A LESBIAN CREATURE?!? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF HONORABLE PERSON ARE YOU?!?
• Caera: I'm very sorry, Councilman, but I am going to make it up to them by helping rescue this person.
• Councilman Calixto: Well, I don't exactly think that the Grand Council will be happy of this act you pulled. They might extend your stay in Oranos. Hell, your parents will be VERY disappointed in you.
• Caera:...(Softly sobs)...Please, I've already been reminded of that for too long!
• Po:...Is she...crying?
• Caera: (Shapens up quickly) No! It's just my allergies! We're moving on!
• Councilman Calixto:...(Sighs) Well, if you insist on rescuing this poor soul and redeeming yourself, Ms. Kaniety, then I suppose they'll understand. I shall inform the Grand Council immediately. I'll let you know soon. Calixto out. (Hangs up)
• Caera:...(Sits down sighing) What have I been thinking?!?
• Twilight: (Sighs) Caera, look, we all make mistakes! Nobody blames you for what you did wrong.
• Sparx: Oh, I--
• Banzai: Don't even!
• Caera: I know, but still! What will my parents even say when they find out I let a dishonorable person get taken by a scamming monster to another dimension?
• Applejack: Yeesh, and I thought Applebloom was a worry-wort a few weeks ago.
• Xandy: (Puts her hand on Caera's shoulder) Caera, if it'll make you feel any better, we can be there when you confess it to them. If they're as honorable as you, I'm sure they'll understand. (Nytrox gives Caera a friendly lick) Nytrox, you silly trog!
• Caera: Oh, it's okay, he convinced me enough!
• Nytrox: (Makes noises that sound like 'yay!')
• Fluttershy:...Did he just talk?
• Xandy: (Sighs) Troggles can mimic speech.
• Councilman Calixto: (Appears on the frequency again) Well, it took a while, but the Grand Council is a bit skeptical with you using the Portal. They say you need to find it's control terminal on Breezso Prime, and program it to find this 'Dimension Fem'. We don't know if it'll work or not, but they're saying that, for the sake of you preserving the virginity of a lony-like creature, then they'll accept.
• Twilight: Great!...So, where is this control panel?
• Councilman Calixto: Just follow Xandy and the others, I'm sure they know where it is.
• Magnum: Of course. Let us move! (They blast off and head for the nearby rocky-ringed planet that is confirmed to be Breezso Prime)
• Kowalski: Wait a second, this planet has rings? How do your ships get past all this without getting destroyed?
• Xandy: Simple. Just get closer, and you'll find out. (They get close to the ring, and then some purplish energy glows around the rocks, and backs them up to form a passage for the ships to go through)
• Kowalski:...HOW IN THE NAME OF ALBERT EINSTIEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?
• Xandy: A technology devised by the USRA race that colonized this planet. They were able to install some gravimetric nodes on each of these rocks that automatically clear a path for ships to allow easy and safe passages to the planet.
• Kowalski: IN-FREAKING-CREDIBLE!!! (Screams in delight) I HAVE GOT TO VISIT THIS PLACE MORE OFTEN!! THIS IS A GOLD MINE OF TECHNOLOGY!!!
• Xandy:...Riiiight...well, let's go find that control terminal. (They go through the passageway, and once they enter, the rocks fill the space again)

Breezso Prime

• Skipper: So where is this control terminal?
• Magnum: It's in a hidden bunker located on the outskirts of a city called Zoss Imi City.
• Rainbow Dash: (Laughs out loud) 'Zoss Imi City'?!? THAT'S the name of the city? It sounds like made-up words that a child would make up in a story.
• Magnum: (Sighs) If I had a small coin for every time a person from your worlds said something like that, I would open a bank account. The name means 'Epic Glory' in the language of the USRA race that colonized this planet.
• Rainbow Dash:...Oh.
• Twilight: "Now is not the time to be tomfooling around! We have a rescue mission to complete!"

Chapter 5: The Realm of Fem Fatala

Meanwhile, In a realm simular to Draconequua.

• Starlight fast awoke and saw she was in a strange world.
• Starlight: "..... So.... This is Dimention Fem...... I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, SPARKLE!? But it's also my fault, tecnecally. I never realised that Fem was so, dechiving."
• Music begins to play.
• The Bad Mares appeared behind her.
• Starlight: "..... Oh no."

Fem Fatala and the Bad Mares sang this.

Survive The Night (Female Ver.)

• Starlight: "..... Why, sing that song?"
• Fem Fatala: "Cause we felt like it. Now that your here now, let's get you dressed up for, our speical time togather."
• The Bad Mares hold up some socks and a skimmy outfit.
• Starlight: "Oh no! You people are crazy if you think I'm wearing that!?"
• Jewel: "Well, how convinent. We are."
• Fem and the Bad Mares began laughing!
• Starlight:... How... How long have you been doing this, Fem?
• Fem Fatala: For EONS, of course!
• Starlight: Why did you set me up? You're the one who caused Caera to double-cross me all along! You violated the deal all by yourself!
• Fem Fatala: (Giggles) Of course I did! I've ALWAYS been violating deals just to have an excuse to make these ladies mine for all of eternity! And now that I have you, you're officially mine...FOREVER!! (The word echoes inside Starlight's mind until it shows that Fem is saying that over and over) FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER!!
• Starlight: YOU CAUSED ME TO FAIL, YOU IDIOT!!! IF ANYTHING, I WOULD'VE WON IF YOU HAD PLAYED FAIR!!
• Fem Fatala: "Oh, rude to me, eh? Oh, I'm deffently gonna bang ya HARD for that!?"
• Starlight: (Screams, and tries to run away, but Fatala paralyzes her, and summons up a bed that looks wrinkly and dirty as the two jump on)
• Fem Fatala: That's enough running for you, babe! Your fate's been decided. It's time to be mine forever! Now pucker up, buttercup! (Makes smooching sound as Starlight gulps)...

Breezso Prime

• Xandy: (They appear at the control terminal, which is a large blue-and-purple touch panel and screen that shows the portal itself, and several people are waiting there for them) Okay, everyone! I trust the Grand Council informed you about the emergency?
• Monitor #1: Yeah, what is this for again?
• Caera: To save a lony-like creature from getting raped!...(Everyone laughs)
• Monitor #2: That's it? Why would someone want to--(Caera growls)...Okay, sorry, I was just curious!
• Magnum: What do you make of the controls, Xandy?
• Xandy: Well, I have heard during a trip here when I was young that this device is powered by something called a Quantum Drive, which bends time and space. And handling it would require a lot of commands such as how big the dimension might be. If this dimension shouldn't be that big since it was created by magic, then it means I should command the antigravity portal nodes through it's fusion-powered reactor node to make a big enough wormhole to allow easy passage to the dimension.
• Nytrox: (Makes a 'what?' sound)
• SpikeL What did she say?
• Twilight: I have NO idea!
• Xandy: Look, just let me handle this! (Makes a few commands on the touch screen, and the Portal begins shrinking) There we go, it's decreasing in size...good, it's doing good...and...THERE! I think it should be big enough for the dimension, AND it should be big enough to allow us to pass through.
• Magnum: Wow, Xandy, I'm actually impressed. You know a lot about machines than I do.
• Xandy: Well, somebody has to. Now someone will have to keep an eye on the portal while the rest go and finish the job. In order to ensure that that creature doesn't disable the portal, we'll have to open it at the exact moment that the van reaches the portal.
• SpongeBob: Sounds simple enough.
• Xandy: So it looks like it has to be me, Nytrox, and Magnum who watches over this thing. You guys will know what to do.
• Discord: And once we get in, I'll cast a shield around us to prevent Fem from teleporting us out.
• Gloria: THAT'S a plan!
• Alex: Come on, let's move! (They teleport away and into the van as they take off)

Dimension Fem

• Starlight: Please, Fem, give me another chance! I can take them all without any--
• Fem Fatala: I told you, you get no more chances!
• Starlight: But you loused it up in the first place!
• Fem Fatala: Too bad, so sad! You're with me now, whether you like it or not! Live with it! Now kiss me! (Magically mind-controls Starlight into being in a love daze as Fem chuckles) Let's do this!

AUU

• Kowalski: Xandy, we're almost to the Portal, and we're coming in hot and fast! Estimated touchdown is 10 seconds...
• Xandy: 10...9...8...7..6...(As the countdown continues, the Lodgers and heroes are seen worried as they head towards the portal)...5...4...3...2...1...OPENING PORTAL!!

Dimension Fem

• Fem: (Just before she was going to kiss Starlight, the portal opened up and the van entered) WHAT?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
• Discord: (The group comes out of the van) ALRIGHT, FEM, THAT'S FAR ENOUGH!! HAND OVER THE PONY, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!!!
• Fem: Well, well, if it isn't Discord! I was wondering when you'd come back after you were turned to stone!
• Discord: Oh, yeah? Well, wonder THIS! (Punches Fem in the nose)
• Fem: OW!! HEY, YOU CAN'T HIT GIRLS!!
• Discord: That would be true if you WERE A REAL GIRL!!
• Rainbow Dash: (Laughs out loud) I hate to say this, but BURN!!
• Fem: You son of a bitch! We'll see how YOU like it! (Punches Discord in the nose)
• Discord: OW!!...
• Fem/Discord: MAGIC FIGHT!!!
• Celestia: Oh, no! (The two start fighting each other with their magic) BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT!!
• Discord: NO WAY! I'VE GOT A LONG SCORE TO SETTLE! (He slaps Fem) THAT'S for turning my pink lemonade swimming hole into tar! (Slaps her) THAT'S for making me lose to live-pony chess! *Slap* THAT'S for knocking down my pony stack! *Slap* THAT'S because I feel like it! *Slap* THAT'S because I've always wanted to! *Slap* THAT'S for being gay! *Slap* THAT'S for turning my chocolate milk into spoiled ordinary milk! *Slap* THAT'S for turning me into a girl! *Slap* THAT'S for turning me into a jackass...WITHOUT BALLS!! (The Lodgers and ponies get bored) *Slap* THAT'S for making me love you! *Slap* THAT'S for making me hate you! *Slap* THAT'S for getting me eaten by that sea dragon! *Slap* THAT'S to show bronies I'm awesome! *Slap* THAT'S for turning me inside out! *Slap* THAT'S for turning me into a hamburger, eating me, and then turning me into s***! *Slap* THAT'S for being hot! *Slaps* THAT'S for never calling just to say sorry! And finally...(Punches her into a wall) THAT is for raping Screwball!
• Fem shakes her head to shrug off the beating, and gets angry, as the dimention starts to get darker.
• Cleo: "Oh no! You made her mad!?"
• Cutie Ka-Boom: "SHE GETS DANGERIOUS MAD?! AND SO DOES THE DIMENTION!?"
• Discord: "..... Oops.... I still meant EVERY thing I said though!"
• Fem: "(Darker Voice): YOU DARE COME TO MY DIMENTION, EMBARIS ME IN FRONT OF MY GIRLS, AND COMPROMISE MY COMPOSURE?! AND YOU RUINED MY MAKE-UP!? GET READY FOR THE BUTT-KICKING OF YOUR SORRY LIFE, DISCORD!?"
• Fem started to conjure up Giant living suits of armor!
• Fem: "AHEM! Armor, KICK HIS BUTT?!"
• The Giant Armor charges after Discord!
• Discord: "OH SHI-"
• Discord ran away as the armors chase him!
• Discord: "GIRLS, NOW WOULD BE AN EXSELLENT TIME FOR THAT RAINBOW THING YOU DO?!"
• Fem: "Ladies?! Get rid of the rest! Stary and I will have to go somewhere more private!"
• Fem grabs Starlight as the bad mares start to apporuch our heroes!
• Twilight: Alright, everyone, let's kick some butt!
• Icky: Pfft, what makes them think they'll win? We outnumber them a whole lot--(Suddenly Icky's wings are in the control of one of the mares, and that mare smacks his wings into his groin 16 times as the Lodgers and ponies watch in agony)...(The mare smacks Icky's wings into his crotch one last time as he falls to the ground)
• Gilda: Icky, are you okay?!?
• Icky:...(In squeaky voice) I'M IN PAIN! (Suddenly, all the mares gain unicorn horns)
• Applejack:...OKAY, THAT'S JUST CHEA--(One of the mares does a tickle spell on her as she laughs) HA-HA-STOP IT, HA-(Laughs) I CAN'T TALK! (Laughs, and suddenly, all the Lodgers experience the same spell)
• SpongeBob: (He laughs very hard) I-I-STOP-PLEASE!! (Laughs)
• Cutie Ka-Boom: ATTACK!!! (The mares attacked the tickled Lodgers and ponies while they were disabled, and they created magical clones of themselves to fight)
• Icky: (Gets up) Okay, NOW YOU'RE ALL GOING DO--(The same mare made him hit his crotch again)...No, you're not! (Falls to the ground)
• Twilight: WOW, FEM IS REALLY DETERMINED TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS RIDICULOUS PLAN!!
• Private: THERE'S TOO MANY MARES!!!
• Marty: We'll never hoard off these mares in time! What'll we do?!?
• Lord Shen: BACK OFF!! I'VE GOT A BLADE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!! (The mares take away the blades, as well as those hidden in his wings) HEY!! YOU LITTLE CHEATS!!! YOU--(His feathers magically fall off)...AAAHHH!!! YOU SICK LITTLE MULES!!!
• Rainbow Dash: (The Alicornized mares fly after her at the same speeds she goes through) GET BACK, YOU CREEPS!!! DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THRASHING!! (They magically take away her wings)...You have got to be f*****g kidding me--(Falls to the ground) OOF!!
• Twilight: I sure hope my fail safe spell doesn't fail in this instance! (Does the fail safe spell again, and puts the whole area into dust)...Yes! It worked! The fail safe spell--(She gets punched in the face)
• British Spears: "It's a FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL?!"
• Icky: (Gets up)...Alright, now you're all--(The mare gets him to hit his crotch again)...I'm going down! (Falls to the ground)
• Private: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Runs away avoiding the attacks the mares are throwing at him)...(He is then approached and cornered by some mares)...I swore I'd never use it again! (Using his hyper-cute) BOOSH!
• Mares: AWW! (They all faint)
• Private:...(Chuckles) It worked. And I'm still alive! WOOHOO--(Suddenly, another mare magically used a view portal to show him his own hyper-cute)...Aww, am I really THAT cu--(Faints)
• Skipper: "...... GOD DAMN IT?! THE CRUEL IRONY!?"
• Helga G. Parking Howser: "Face it, buckos! Your gonna lose against us!"
• Synial: "Myah see! We's weren't the most infamous ponies of all times for nothing!?"
• Jewel: "Coming here was a mistake, sweethearts."
• Cleo: "SO KINDLY LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER COME BACK! STARLIGHT BELONGS TO LORD LADY NOW?!"
• Joan Mc-Crane: "A vote for your surrender is a vote for your lifes!"
• Icky: NOW, LOOK, SHE DOESN'T OWN NOTHING!! THAT BITCH CHEATED HER WAY TO HAVING HER FAIL, SO SHE DOESN'T OWN SQUAT!! (on of the mares makes him hit his own gut again)... Going down again! (Falls to the ground)
• Squidward: WHAT'LL WE DO NOW?!?
• Twilight: "...... EVERY BAD MARE IN THE REALM OF FATALA?! LEND ME YOUR EARS?!"
• Synial: "Ok, spill it, what is it see, myah see!?
• Twilight: Why are you even aiding Fem Fatala when she downright scammed you as well? She took away the lives of all of you. She stole you from your homes, your friends, your families. I mean, granted, alot of you were criminals, one of you was a sandlands tyrant, another a fallen celeberty, and, just a local jerk, but remember what it was like to even HAVE those things?! Why would you want to aid her all of a sudden after that?
• Cleo: "Nonsense! It was our own rotten luck that was our downfall! Fem had nothing to do with it!"
• Twilight: Well, have you considered the fact that Fem KNEW that you would fail?
• Joan:...Well...I don't know.
• Twilight: Then let's think about it. Cleo? You wished to be the most powerful unicorn in your homeland. Tell me, exactly HOW did you lose to that king?
• Cleo:...A power flux?
• Twilight: And did you know about such a possibility before the king challenged you?
• Cleo: Well...no.
• Twilight: Exactly! And Fem knew about such a possibility. She neglected to inform you because she wanted you to lose the deal.
• Cleo:...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT SOONER?!?
• Twilight: And Synial? You gained access to all crime in Equestria thanks to Fem. And can you tell me HOW you were arrested when you possibly had a secure hiding spot?
• Synial: Well, I actually don't know WHO told them of my location, myah, see. All they said was that she was anonymous.
• Twilight: Did you consider the possibility that it was Fem trying to cheat her way to you losing the deal?
• Synial:...I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT SOONER!!!
• Twilight: Do all of you have any idea how many flaws could've easily occurred during those deals you made? Fem is just as conniving as a Darkspawn. She finds loopholes in deals, and finds ways to make an easy way for you to lose them. Face it, you were all used. (Everyone wonders to themselves)...So, are you really going to let her get away with this after how she ruined your lives?...(All the mares yelled angrily, and joined the group)
• Applejack: Huh, nice diplomatic approach, Twilight!
• Icky: Yeah. At least you got them to stop- (The mare gets him hitting his crotch again) AAHH, AW, COME ON, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!? OOOHHH...(Falls to the ground)
• Twilight: "Ok, MISS RICHIE B. ITCH, YOU CAN STOP THAT NOW?!"
• Richie: What? I thought it was funny!
• Twilight: Now what do you say you help us stop Fem, and rescue Starlight and keep her from ending up like you?
• Cutie Ka Boom: "Even le then, Madamwazelle Fem, she is too powerful for even a mad bomber mare like myself! I was once the most netourious bomber in Prance, and her magic tops even my stragity and exploudives!"
• Discord: UH, EXCUSE ME, I NEED HELP!! I'M BEING CHASED BY GIANT WALKING KNIGHT ARMOR, HERE!!!
• Celestia: (Sighs, and makes the armor inanimate again as the armor falls to the ground)
• Discord:...WHEW!
• Lord Shen: You could've just saved yourself, you dim-wit!
• Discord: Sorry, I was just so focused on running, I didn't think straight.
• Twilight: And everypony, if you're worried that Fem is too powerful to take on, we have a plan to deal with her. We wield the power of the Elements of Harmony. We'll have her turned to stone eventually.
• Helga: Hmm...I guess that could work. She has the essence of a Draconequus after all.
• Synial: THEN LET'S GET HER, MYAH, SEE, MYAH!!
• Fluttershy: Do you have to keep doing that 'myah, see' thing like this baracuda I once dealt with?
• Synial: Is that a problem, myah, see?
• Fluttershy: I don't nessersarly mean that, is just, "Myah" isn't tecnecally a real word, and-
• Twilight: Let's just go. We'll have you all out of here and back to your possibly dead or alive families and friends in no time. (The group heads off)

Private Area

• Fem: (In a pretty glittery dress as sexy music plays)... It's really hot in here! Perhaps I don't need this! (Takes off her dress, giggling as Starlight was scared and still paralyzed)
• Starlight: HELP!!! HELP ME!!!
• Fem: (Giggles) Screaming for help won't do you any good, baby! Your heroes are already dead. So now there's nobody left to come between us--(Suddenly, the Shell Lodge, ponies, and mares appear)...WHAT?!? WHAT ARE YOU LADIES DOING?!?
• Cleo: You've been scamming us mares for too long!
• Synial: And I know you're the one who ratted out on me, myah, see! SO NOW, IT'S TIME TO REGAIN MY VIRGINITY!!! (Everyone looks at her weird)...What, myah, see?
• Fem: Hmmph! I see you guys have turned my own babes against me.
• Twilight: That's right! And now, we're going to rescue Starlight, AND ensure that you make no more deals to scam!
• Fem: (Sighs) Never send some ladies to do the work of their master! (Tries teleporting the group out of the dimension, but it has no affect)...(She keeps trying the spell again) WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!?
• Discord: We had planned you would use such a spell, so we put up an invisible shield to prevent such an event that even YOU can't undo. Now hand over Starlight, you trickster bitch!
• Fem: Or what?
• Twilight:...You really want us to turn you to stone? We have the power of the Elements of Harmony to do so, just like we did to Discord!
• Fem:...You serious?
• Rainbow Dash: DEAD SERIOUS!!
• Fem:...Meep! I'm out of here- (Celestia paralyzes Fem)... Wha--I...I can't move!
• Discord: At least I was easy to turn to stone because of being stupid enough to underestimate the Elements themselves and stand completely still! The second time I stood still was out of momentary confusion and fear. But we aren't going to let a smarter villain like YOU move out of the way! Face it, lady, you're finished!
• Starlight: You...you're helping me?!? After all I did to you?!?
• Celestia: We refuse to allow you to get violated by this abomination, Starlight!
• Twilight: Alright, girls, let's get this started! (They charge up their Elemental powers as they turn into their rainbow-selves)
• Fem: No!! NO!! NOO!!! Can't we talk about this!? NO!? (A giant rainbow shines on her) NOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! (She gets turned into stone)
• Starlight was at a loss.

Chapter 6: Harmony Prevails Once More

Hayfield 64.

• The Statue of Fem was being stored here, as well as the "bad" mares.
• A general: "We'll keep Fem here until there can be a way to resevre what the Draconquui did to it. Personally, keeping Fem here was much smarter then publicly displaying her like what was done with Discord and risk having her accsidently freed by even an act of a small disagreement."
• Celestia: "As abominable she was, it wasn't her own fault willingly. She was just as much of a victim of that terrorable chaos war and Tyranny's greed like everyone else. But I am glad she herself is no longer able to further spread pain. We'll have to come her "speical companions" here as well due to all of them being from long passed time periods."
• General: "What about Starlight?"
• Celestia: "Even though Starlight did explressed gratatude, she is still, mentally imbalenced. She might still be clinging on to her false ideas once she coped with almost being violated. She'll have to be held in The Black Staillain Ayslum in Fillydeltia. A place for all ponies with terrorable mental illnesses and compromised purity."
• General: "Well, some ironic good things she did though. She got those Jailbirds exposed out in the open and are already being taken by the lougers to be kept in Prison 42, since getting involved in a world conguring conspiracty graduated them from just being sent to Tricornkatras. Those Bat men living with ponyville with Fluttershy along with Starlight's pets, and Caera was lucky to avoid an extended stay in that ice prison planet on counts of the system not throughly checking Starlight better. After that, it taught those alternate universeal aliens to be MUCH more careful about strangers asking for their villains. They will start asking for liszences and registraction now. (Laughs), I would hate to be the villain that DIDN'T get that memo."

Oranos.

• A Suspitious ship lands in one of the prisons, and out comes from it are Junjie and his usual assusiates dressed as theropists.
• Junjie: "(Quietly) Remember, gents. We are pretending to be talented theropists from the Equestian reforming monistairy. We're here to collect ALL of the villains of this oranos planet to have them join the leage! It's perfect!"
• Tai Lung: "(Quietly) But what if they ask for our lizences and registraction, and other legal papers?"
• Junjie "(Quietly) Oh don't be silly! These people trust otherworldly beings after the lougers saved their butts! They won't ask!"
• Junjie and the gang approved an angry looking Monkey-like Universeal.
• Junjie: "Good afternoon, good sir. Your the Head Warden "Croker" I assume? I, am Dr. June G. Professional reformerist and theropist of the Equestian Reforming Monistairy. And these are my assistents, who's names are not impourent. We came here for ALL of the villains of Oranos and reform them to conform in the standerds of socity."
• Croker: ".... Really? If that's so, then show me your liszence and registraction and other legal papers so I know your that and not another imposter like that Starlight character!"
• Junjie made a surprised face as did his friends.
• Junjie: ".... I, left them in my other suit?"
• Croker: "..... (Brings out a radeo) BOYS, GET YOUR SPEARS READY!? WE GOT ANOTHER IMPOSTOR!?"
• The Guards surrounded the group enmass.
• Galaxhar: "..... Oh, spaceballs."
• The screams and the sound of zaps are heard in echos throughout the planet!

Black Staillian Asylum.

• Starlight was seen dressed like a mental pathent and looking emotionless. She stayed in a anti-magic reinforced room filled with only overly postitive posters.
• An Orderly came by.
• Orderly: "Hey Starlight.... You got visitors."
• Starlight: "Let them come....."
• The Orderly allowed Gray Clover and a familier cloaked pony to come in.
• Starlight: "..... Well hey, if it isn't Clover? Came to see me before I end up being that crazy communist pony again? I'm still a mess so I recimend against physical contact."
• Gray Clover: "The, orderlies have warned me about that. But someone speical has come to visit as well."
• Starlight: "Who's that?"
• The figure: ".... Star, it's me...."
• Starlight made a surprised face.
• Starlight: "..... Sunny?" (Sunset Shimmer appears in her pony form) SUNNY! (Hugs her) Where have you been?!?
• Sunset: Well, it's kind of a long story. I've already got a good life in another world where I took the form of a human.
• Starlight:... Oh, you mean that mirror you've been obsessing over before you disappeared? THAT'S where it lead you?
• Sunset: Yes, and it's not that bad of a place. I have a pretty prosperous life there.
• Starlight: But... Twilight's friends said you gave them a hard time in the past.
• Sunset:... (Sighs) Once again, I am reminded of that dreadful past of mine! But you should know that Twilight was able to make me see the light. I now have a boyfriend and some friends, and I have a career as a singer and a TV celebrity.
• Starlight:... Wow, you must have a good life.
• Sunset: Yeah, it's really great. Twilight opened the portal for me after sending me a message to that human world, and I came to see how you were doing. She claimed that...you were in cahoots with a Draconequus creation that tried to...violate you?
• Starlight: Yeah! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! That bitch totally scammed me into losing a deal. I had a whole village under my control and I tried to--
• Sunset: Starlight, I am aware of the details. Twilight already told me. But now look at you! You're trapped in an insane asylum since you wouldn't let go of your fillyhood pain. I had always feared that this would happen. And not just that, I heard from this poor mare that you mentally attacked her as a filly.
• Starlight:...(Chuckles) I was just having a mental breakdown at that time.
• Sunset: Well, aren't you at least going to apologize the Gray Clover?
• Starlight:... (Sighs) Well, what the hell, I don't got that much to lose, anyway. I'm sorry.
• Gray Clover: Apology accepted. But you know what? They hired me as an intern right here in the Black Stallion Asylum. That way, I can watch over you.
• Starlight: Why would they do that? Aren't you...
• Gray Clover: Restrained by a cutie mark? Well, actually, ever since your mental attack, I was able to gain a cutie mark because I discovered I was good at treating other patients. (Shows her cutie mark, which is a clover with a heart on it) It represents my luck of treating ponies with the upmost mental care. So it technically means that I can do any kind of mental or physical work, including working at an insane asylum.
• Starlight:...Your cutie mark can...make you work here?
• Gray Clover: Of course. Cutie marks aren't necessarily meant to be restraints, they're meant to be reminders of who you are and what you love to do. You've been so blind to that fact for quite a long time.
• Starlight:...Well, I still stand by my word that cutie marks are trouble. What you said was just a loophole.
• Sunset: (Sighs) I was afraid you'd say that. But...sadly, I'm only in this world so I could check on you. I have to go soon. Take care of yourself, okay? (Hugs her, and leaves, secretly shedding a tear from her eye)

Dragon Guardian Temple.

• The Lougers were laughing out of control!
• Sandy: "ARE, ARE YOU SERIOUS XANDY!? DID JUNJIE HONESTLY TRIED THAT!? (LAUGHS!?)"
• Xandy: Yeah. He failed to consider the possibility that we had some licenses, registrations, and legal papers requirements after the insodent with Starlight. So let's just say that they'll be facing charges for violating one of the laws concerning our inter-UUniversal regulations involving illegal villain immigrations. Along with what you said about that Mang guy dealing with them once we transfer those idiots back to you guys. (Nytrox barks as he was happily licking SpongeBob)
• Bagheera:... As a person with little sense of humor, I actually find that very funny. (Everyone laughs, even Xandy and Magnum)
• Icky: "Well, thanks for telling us this, but we got to go back to Equestia to help clean up the mess Starlight and Femmy did. We came back here quickly to get our cleaning tools."
• Lord Shen: Well, at least we finally put those Jailbirds where they belong. Let's just hope for once we don't have to deal with another disaster...

Epilogue

Skullian Prime

• The Figure heard Shen said that.
• ???: "You really like to believe that, Peacock? Well.... (Chuckles evily)... A misguided member of a race equily as violent as the Grox, is about to prove you unpleasently wrong. Like Death Coffin briefly before him, he has misguided plans for, the Jewel of Souls, and if I had my way, it will be this fool who destroys Equestia, even if it wasn't in his regine!"
• The Figure laughed as a silluette of a new foe is shown.

Fin?