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Stars of Piracy is the 26th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Xandy, Magnum, and the Lougers are summoned to Urex by the self-rightious moon govener, Governor Foul Cheese, to capture a Jack Sparrow like pirate who rotinely plagues the moon for reasons no one understands aside that Cheese thinks he's just stealing for self gain. This particular pirate is an old Villains Act accomplice by the name of Captain Axxus and his Axxus crew, a massive array of pirates, most of the crew being Starbots. However, outside of being a smart alacky jerk, he's not doing things out of direct malevolent intentions, having discovered he has mostly forsaken Villain Act-like loyalties, or more so, never even had any, and has been sort've a piratey robin hood for a much poorer moon Mrex, a near-neglected and bullied place by Cheese. He also has a unsure, overly protactive daughter. Her name is Sacen Axxus, who has been trying to show her father that piracy doesn't pay since they are actually in competition with another space pirate crew lead by the greedy Captain Rarxter and his crew of giant primate pirates, who were secretly hired by Foul Cheese to plauge Axxus and to try and destroy him, which instead has been stealing Axxus' treasure countless times just for the riches alone and doesn't really care for Cheese's empty promises. But little do all of them know is that Rarxter is trying to steal not just gold, but a device that could allow him to steal all the riches in the AUU: Captain Lamistan's Stargate, which is a big portal that can allow any pirate to go anywhere and steal anything until Captain Lamistan himself was executed by police forces who hid the Stargate somewhere where no pirate can find it. It's not long until Rarxter actually finds the Stargate. However, little did Rarxter realises that once he does, he'll unknowingly awake Lamistan from a cursed death like slumber and unlease a vengeful spirit apawn the AUU, and possability doomed the Original Universe with yet another unstoppable evil pirate lord worse then Taiklar, only tecnologicaly advanced. Will Xandy, Magnum, the other hero act members and the Shell Lodge Squad defeat Rarxter and the Lamistan spirit, and help Captain Axxus give up his criminal life? Well, we're doubtful of Axxus wanting to give up being a pirate, but we know this is gonna be very interesting anyway.

Transcript

Pirates Of The Caribbean Theme Song

Pirates Of The Caribbean Theme Song

Theme Song

Intro (Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Song)

Chapter 1: The Pirate of Urex

AUU Portal, Original UUniverses

  • Mr. Dodo: Approaching the Alternate UUniversal Portal right now. Brace yourselves.
  • Gilda: I have to admit, we haven't been in the Alternate UUniverses for a while....In fact, we've never been there since we saved it from the Villains Act. That means this is our second time here.
  • Icky: We haven't even seen much of the Alternate UUniversals that we met there. Haven't exactly seen Xandy in a while outside of the Skeeterazoid mess. We haven't even asked what she and Magnum were up to in the Heroes Act. I mean, I remember this too well because...well...it's where me and Gilda got together.
  • Gilda: Yep.
  • Shifu: Well, the Alternate UUniversal Grand Council has sent us to meet up with the Heroes Act. Apparently, they want us to help them with a crime spree that is too difficult for a governor to handle.
  • Fidget: I'm confused why they would ask help from us. They've got their own team of heroes, why not just send them?
  • Batty: Well, this is OUR show, and it stands to reason that we have to appear in each episode, even when characters and other heroes are worthy enough to handle it themselves. Can't argue with the logic of character roles.
  • Fidget: Yeah, that makes a bit of sense.
  • Spyro: Also, they still haven't found enough heroes yet, and they're still having some trouble.
  • Icky: I bet the guy we're after is really tough if we're needed to help the HA again.
  • Po: Wait. Wasn't there supposed to be an episode where-
  • Icky: Uh, let's just say, Tman and the main producer had another bad falling out, so, there's a serious canon recon. We're doing this now. I know it's sudden and weird, but we have to accept it.

Unknown Location

  • Eagle-Beak: (Secretly watches this through a cauldron) Oh, it appears the Lodgers are going to be busy on a mission. Sing Jin, change of plans, forget coming to those idiot pirates for now. We have quite an opportunity to go to Prison 42, virtually uninterrupted.

AUU Portal Space

  • Sparx: So, what do they want us for anyway?
  • Cynder: They didn't tell us yet. But whatever it is, it must be big.
  • Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go, we're going through the portal...(They go through the portal, and arrive near the rocky rings of a large planet) Okay, we're at Breezso Prime, and the AUU Grand Council says that the Heroes Act's base is in a planet called...Vinzoticks? Wow, a lot of the words in these worlds are hard to pronounce. Computer, pronounce it for us please.
  • Computer: Vinzotyx.
  • Mr. Krabs: I know the people that live here have alternate languages, but, wow!
  • Gilda: And if they have alternate languages, then how did they learn to speak English?
  • Icky: Well, maybe in this universe, they had their own version of England, which gives English a different name in these realms. Maybe in this or any other episode about the AUU we might get that question answered.
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, we'll have to wait 30 seconds for our maps to clear up and help us find Vinzotyx, and let us know which direction to go into hyperspeed.
  • Bagheera: It will be nice to know what Xandy had been doing since we last saw her. It's actually been... How many years?
  • Baloo: 3.
  • Bagheera: 3 years since we saved these worlds from a dystopia. A lot of damage has been done, and I'm sure we might wanna be filled in by the Grand Council and the Heroes Act about everything before we go on this mission.
  • Mr. Dodo: Alright, everyone, get ready, the H-drive is charging.
  • Icky: (All the Lodgers get buckled up in their seats, and Icky is sitting with Gilda)... Isn't it weird that you've been attracted to me all that time, and never had the guts to tell me until that wasp chick gave you enough courage to spill it?
  • Gilda: I just didn't wanna feel embarrassed, okay? A bird and a griffin together, you'd think that would sound weird.
  • Icky: It does. But not for us. The Lodgers don't seem to mind. Hell, not even my own parents mind.
  • Gilda: I don't recall you telling your parents about our relationship.
  • Icky: I told them last week when we had to babysit Granny Gricky again. I mean, it was a pain to have her around during that whole pirate adventure years ago. I think she was just some kind of ripoff character from another movie, if you ask me.
  • Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go. 3... 2... 1...(The van zooms off into hyperdrive)

Vinzotyx Space

  • Mr. Dodo: (They exit hyperspace and arrive at the planet)...We've made it, folks. Planet Vinzotyx. Location of the Hero Hive, the top-secret HQ of the Heroes Act. And THAT is our destination, everyone. We've got no time to recite the history of this planet, so let's get going. (They go towards the planet, and they arrive to see that the planet is surrounded in a large global city)
  • Kowalski: (Flabbergasts rapidly) NEWTON'S NIPPLES, THIS IS AN ECUMENOPOLIS PLANET!!!
  • Private: A what?
  • Kowalski: An ecumenopolis. You know, a city that surrounds the entire planet.
  • Private: I'm totally lost.
  • Kowalski: It's like Coruscant from Star Wars.
  • Private: Ohhhh!
  • Trixie: But... Isn't it impossible for a planet to be without trees? Aren't they what provide the air for us to breathe? How does this planet thrive without trees?
  • Mr. Dodo: Oh, it says in the description that this planet does keep a sustainable amount of plants so they can make sure that the atmosphere is breathable, just like all other ecumenopolis planets in these UUniverses.
  • Crane: He's right! There's a park down there filled with trees! (They find a large park with an abundant amount of plants and a lot of people inhabiting it)
  • Trixie: Ohh!
  • Bill: Well, if this planet has a global city covering it, then how are we gonna find the Hero Hive?
  • Mr. Dodo: Don't worry, Bill. They told us they'd have a homing beacon ready for us so we can tell exactly where they are. See? (The map shows a red blip) We'll be there in a few minutes.

A few minutes later...

  • Po: (They arrive) Okay, where's the Hero Hive? I CAN'T SEE ANY SCIENCY ENTRANCE!!! ALL I SEE IS SCIENCY STUFF EVERYWHERE!!!
  • Dodger: Hold on... (Sniffs)... Something smells pretty funny around here. And no, it's not Mr. Whiskers.... For the upteenth time in the row. It... Somehow smells like a kind of pet. (Suddenly, a growl is heard)
  • Sparx: Does anyone hear a growl?
  • Cynder: Doesn't sound like the growl of any other creature from our world, so it must be from these worlds. (Suddenly, a strange bark is heard behind them and they see a genet/dog-like creature running straight towards them)
  • Lord Shen: Stand aside everyone! I'll take care of this beast, for I am- (Something poked him)... Sleepy... (Faints as Soothsayer was seen with a needle full of tranquilizer)
  • Soothsayer: Not all situations should result in violence.
  • Skipper: EVASIVE!!! (The Lodgers go back into the van, all except for Private, who is caught by the creature, which growls at them)
  • SpongeBob: Private, don't make any sudden movements!
  • Skipper: What in the name of Starsky and Hutch is THAT thing?!?
  • Iago: I don't know, it looks like a cross between a dog and a genet.
  • Rico: A what?
  • Kowalski: It's a cat-like animal that is found in-
  • Skipper: Kowalski, there's no time for that, we need to save Private before that thing eats him alive!
  • ???: NYTROX!!! (The creature looks back, and leaves Private)
  • Private:... Whew! (The Lodgers come out, and they see the creature with Xandy, while Xandy is scratching him in the chest)
  • Xandy: What did you think you were doing, you little rascal? These are the Shell Lodgers we were supposed to meet. (The creature whimpers) Oh, it's okay, it's my fault for not telling you. Come here, cutie pie! (The creature leaps onto Xandy and starts licking her as Xandy laughs)
  • Private:... Xandy... Who, and what, is that?
  • Xandy: Oh, sorry he had to be rough on you, this is Nytrox. He's my new pet companion. He's a troggle.
  • Kowalski: (Scans the creature 'Nytrox' with a scanner)... Well, this says that these creatures are passive and sometimes vicious creatures which are a part of the Alternate UUniversal canine family which hunt in packs in the wild, and are usually kept as pets.
  • Private: So it's like the dogs in our worlds?
  • Kowalski: Scientifically speaking, yes.
  • Xandy: Yeah, it's true. Nytrox is a alot of those things and more. He's a real fighter. Aren't you, you little fuzzball? (Cuddles Nytrox)
  • Icky: Well, it's nice you got a new pet, but we're here because the Grand Council said there's this... Moon.. Tthat needs help. Honestly, I didn't know moons even need anything to be honest.
  • Xandy: Well, it might interest you to know that planets aren't the only habitable places in these worlds. Don't your UUniverses have any worlds with inhabited moons?
  • B.O.B: Well, there's this place called Kratos filled with superhero animals that has an inhabited moon.
  • Missing Link: Apart from that, well, it's considered crazy science on those ideas about inhabiting moons in our big UUniverses today, and I think the humans of our worlds don't have the technology to make moons inhabitable. But let's not let science get us distracted. Aren't you gonna show us around the Hero Hive?
  • Xandy: Oh, it's- (Nytrox licks her face) Oh, Nytrox, please! (Laughs) Calm down. Anyway, the Hero Hive is just fantastic. The finest and most fanciest architecture I've ever done seen. I got all of my supplies from my hideout on Carbungia, and brought them to my apartment since we saved this place. I even had the idea to adopt Nytrox as a pet companion since... His old owner died of a disease which I'm sure you'll have no idea what the hell it is.
  • Private: Aww!
  • Xandy: Anyway, in other words, this place is AWESOME! Magnum is in the apartment right next to mine. The place has a LOT of expensive gadgets, weapons, and accompaniments. But I'll just give you the tour once we get in. I'll even introduce the other heroes of the Heroes Act here to you. Follow me. (They arrive in a small alleyway lit by orange lights) Be careful. The entire area is surrounded by hidden cameras and railgun turrets. I just need to make sure the security system can trust you. (Presses a hidden button, and a DNA scanner appears, and Xandy puts her hand in it)
  • Computer: Welcome to the Hero Hive, Xandy Wargander.
  • Crane: Your last name is 'Wargander'?
  • Xandy: Yeah. Does that sound weird?
  • Nytrox: (Makes noises that sound like the word 'weird')
  • Iago: Did he just speak?
  • Xandy: Don't speak too much! I need to let the system identify you. (To computer) These are the Shell Lodgers that the AUU Grand Council is expecting. They must enter.
  • Computer: Understood. Welcome to the Hero Hive, Shell Lodge Squad. (Nytrox barks, and a hidden doorway appears out of the wall) You may enter.
  • Xandy: Let's go. (They all enter)

Hidden Hallway

  • SpongeBob: (They come out of an elevator, walk through the hall, and then a door shuts on them, and a gas is pumped into the hall) YIKES, WE'RE BEING GASSED!!!
  • Xandy: Relax. It's not poison gas.
  • Computer:... Sterilization complete. Proceed.
  • Sandy:... I have no idea what just happened. Either we've been sterilized, or that they used pine scent.
  • Xandy: It's sterilization. They cleaned us with anti-bacterial gases. It's a basic rule. Nothing to worry about.
  • Patrick: So it's a sciency-version of a shower?
  • Xandy: Kinda, though it doesn't clean off the dirt and stuff. It just gets rid of most of the bacteria. You still need to take a shower even after it. So, let's go. (They reach the end of the tunnel, and arrive in a large blue living room, where a few others are waiting.) Here we are!
  • Hero #1: (A chimpanzee-like female creature with a Japanese-like face, and a Tron-like suit, in a Japanese-like accent) Wow, their team is a bit bigger than I was expecting.
  • Hero #2: (A meerkat-like female creature wearing a green and white suit) Wow. I was expecting them to be more like superheroes with amazing equipment.
  • Hero #3: (A lemur-like male creature with a blue handyman-like suit) Well I'll be a Flicken's uncle, ain't no wonder the Villains Act fell like a stack of blocks. This team is HUGE!
  • Hero #4: (A spotted jackal-like creature with a gray combat suit) Yeah, somebody looks at them, and BOOM, he cries like a big baby boy!
  • Icky:..... Well ain't this a colorful group of characters?
  • Xandy: These are the other heroes of the Heroes Act. It's gonna be a while before we find some more. But until then, I'll just introduce you to these guys. This is Cloakblade.
  • Hero #1 (Cloakblade): It is an honor to be in your acquaintance, wise heroes. (Bows)
  • Tigress: Nice to meet you, too.
  • Mantis: Sounds like someone who came from Japan.
  • Xandy: She's from a planet called Juluba. Her ninja clan was wiped out long ago, and she joined the Heroes Act months after you saved us. You don't wanna mess with her because she can come out of nowhere, literally. Show them, Cloakblade.
  • Cloakblade: My pleasure. (Twists a mechanism on her suit, and she disappears)
  • Kowalski: EGAD!!! A CLOAKING DEVICE!!!
  • Cloakblade: (Messes with Xandy's hair when she doesn't notice, and Nytrox is smelling for her)
  • Xandy: Cloakblade, stop that! It's not funny! (Cloakblade laughs, and deactivates her cloaking device)
  • Skipper: Kowalski, why don't WE have a cloaking device back at the zoo? Not as perfect as your Stopwatch, but something that can make us invisible is very sweet to me!
  • Rico: INVISIBILITY!!!
  • Xandy: This is Zosimo the Smart. He's the engineer and cyber-intelligence agent of our group. He builds amazing machines for us. He made most of the weapons we have in our armory, and came up with the blueprints for most of our vehicles. He's the best damn scientist we have. He's one of the first heroes who joined before you came here.
  • Hero #3 (Zosimo the Smart): Howdy and salutations, heroes.
  • Skipper:.... Reminds me of Ringtail back home. Just glad he's not as dumb as he is.
  • Xandy: This is Vancer Lancer. He's a real speed demon. He's one of the heroes that joined after you saved us. He runs so fast, you don't even notice he's there. Hell, you can't even tell when he's ready to strike.
  • Hero #4 (Vancer Lancer): (Quickly fires a laser gun, and it strikes Viper accurately, and the blast actually tickles her) BOOYAH! Don't worry, guys, I set the gun to 'tickle', so it won't hurt her.
  • Po: I never actually knew Viper was ticklish.
  • Vancer: Oh, trust me, even when she wasn't ticklish, the tickle energy knows which weak spots to target. Even if you tried to reach that spot, it wouldn't work, but with THIS baby, it defies all laws of neurology! (Chuckles)
  • Viper: (Gets back up) That... Was NOT funny!
  • Xandy: And this is Aurlena Fists. She's one of the first members, and... Well... She literally beats you to the punch. Show them, Aurlena.
  • Hero #2 (Aurlena Fists): As you wish! (Zooms off, and after 2 seconds, comes out with large gauntlets) Ta-dah!
  • Sandy: JUMPIN' JELLYBEANS!!!
  • Kowalski: Those are the coolest weapons I have EVER seen!
  • Icky: "They're also the misproporsionate to her size."
  • Max: Looks strikingly like the gauntlets that Neon Strike VI uses in League of Legends.
  • Sam: How do you know about that game?
  • Max: I have it on my computer. You should really try it.
  • Aurlena: Oh, you think immense strength is my specialty, it also has THESE! (Small laser lenses pop out of her gauntlets, and they glow in red energy) Laser blasters. Deals a great amount of damage to anything they hit! It could blow your freaking head off like it was a balloon!
  • Kowalski: SWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEET!!! I SO WANT THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
  • Skipper: Santa's not a scientist, Kowalski! Even if his elves are capable of making iPods, I'm not sure they'll be able to make those bad boys.
  • Kowalski: Didn't need to hear that, Skipper! I was being figurative.
  • Skipper: Sorry.
  • Trixie: Look, it's charming to meet eveyone here, but last time I checked, didn't we have business to attend to?
  • Xandy: Yeah, of course. We kinda got caught up in the moment. Calixto is waiting for us in the briefing room.
  • Patrick: Well it's a good thing I got my best briefs. (He takes off his pants to show Goofy Goober briefs)
  • Xandy:... (Almost everyone bursts out laughing)
  • Bagheera: That's NOT funny!
  • Cynder: Yeah!
  • Xandy: It's HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs)
  • Icky: "(Laughs uncontrolably). Patrick, you dumb ass, that's the WRONG king of briefs?!"
  • Patrick: Oh, please! It's not like any of YOU have clothes with a hilarious pattern!
  • Shifu: Just get rid of those briefs. You'll wind up embarrassing yourself, and us, in front of the Councilman.
  • Patrick: Fine! (Puts his pants back on)
  • Vancer: Hey, Xandy? (Chuckles) Are these champs always like this?
  • Xandy: You have only scratched the surface.

HH Briefing Room

  • Icky: (The heroes sat in a large row of stacked seats as they faced a large screen and holo-table)...Damn! Look at the size of that screen! You can watch the FIFA game with this baby!
  • Aurlena: FIFA? When did the Fishes' Intergalactic Friends Association play games?
  • Icky:... The what now?
  • Skipper: In our UUniverses, that's a name for a soccer association holding a soccer tournament that's going on in our UUniverses right now.
  • Aurlena:... And what's soccer?
  • Skipper: It's a game where you kick balls into goal nets.
  • Zosimo: Ooh-wee! A few theorist friends of mine would love you guys! They would just love to learn about your strange way of life and your secret of keeping your villains in check.
  • Icky: It's not that big of a secret, we just have a balance of heroes and villains. It works itself out.
  • Magnum: (Came in) Sorry I'm late. I had to deal with a misguided highwayman that wanted to rob me. I merely explained who I was, and he Number 3'd himself.
  • Icky: The hell is a Number... I don't wanna know. (Calixto appears on the screen)
  • Calixto: (His face comes on screen) Heroes Act, Lodgers, it's great to see you all in attendance.
  • Trixie: Damn, that moustache is huge! (Gilda bonks her on the head) Ow!!
  • Calixto: Yes, I seem to get that a lot. It's pretty big even when not on a giant screen, but that's not why we're here. (The holo-table and screen acts up as the screen displayed more interfaces and the holo-table showed a moon-shaped hologram and a holographic map of a red-highlighted city area) The governor of the Moon of Urex has made a request for our aide to deal with a troublesome local space pirate with claimed theories that he was momentarily involved with the Villains Act. He even has a personal army of Starbots.
  • Patrick: Starbots? Are they like robotic starfish?
  • Calixto:... The pink one isn't really that smart, is he?
  • Squidward: You, have, no, idea.
  • Calixto: Well, to save myself from having to explain a long and dark history, here's a prime example of the Starbot Drone Series. (The interface shows a few images of Starbots)
  • Icky: Aw, Shiitake Mushrooms! They're Star Wars battle droid ripoffs!
  • Vancer:... You guys have seen similar machines like the Starbots?
  • Cynder: Let's just say it's a long complicated story.
  • Calixto: The governor has tried other means to capture the pirate, including a few... Controversial ones. He finally decided the ones who took down the Villains Act are needed to stop him. That's you Lodgers, Magnum, and Xandy. He's very specific on who he wants involved in this mission, and forbids anyone not involved in taking down the VA.
  • Vancer: So, we're left out in all the fun then?
  • Calixto: Oh believe me, the governor doesn't take his orders not being followed correctly ALL that well. He's imfamous for hissy fits. These are the orders, best to follow them. Oh, and uh, don't do anything to piss him off. He's a HUGE donator to the Grand Council and one of the benefactors for the Heroes Act. Losing his approval would be DISASTEROUS to us both. Take any of his orders, even if you absolutely don't like what his instructions are.
  • Shifu:... I have some concerns that, based on what you described that, he might be some kind of a tyrant.
  • Calixto:... I wouldn't say 'tyrant'. Just unbelievably strict and controlling. I mean, we do have concerns about his treatment towards the other moons in his control, but we can't do anything to him. He's a very powerful governor for someone who only rules a few moons.
  • Icky: Okay, just tell us where Urex is and we'll handle the rest.
  • Calixto: Urex is in the Kunkasm System, Hegedus Sector, Delta Universe. You'll find the moon over the gas giant Urexxus.
  • Xandy: We're on it, Councilor.

Urex

  • The Louger Van and a Heores Act dropship lands on a utopian like city.
  • They were met with imperialised guards.
  • Icky: "Gees, looks like we suddenly enter the 1700s. These dudes dressed like the royal britsh navy."
  • Gilda: "Well, the highly advanced lazer rifles are dead give-aways that is is still the AUU."
  • Guard 1: "The governer has been waiting for you. He's not a patient bird, you know."
  • Guard 2: "And may we add that the women of the group should be dressed in a proper lady-like matter. This is a patrearch socity, and it's part of his dress code."
  • Shenzi: "Oh, ain't no freaking way I am dressing like a brittish nanny, suckers!"
  • Spongebob wispers: "Shenzi, you have to, or this govener guy is not gonna fund the Heroes Act anymore."
  • Guard 1: "No proper dress protocal, NO entry!"
  • Magnum: "... We do not, have to wear the dressses."
  • Guard 1 looks as if he was malmitulated.
  • Guard 1: "You do not, have to wear the dresses."
  • Guard 2: "What?! But The Govener will strangle us for-"
  • Magnum: "You will let us be on our marry way."
  • Guard 2 had the same look.
  • Guard 2: "We will let you go on your marry way. Carry on."
  • The heroes went on.
  • Icky: "Awesome Jedi Mind trick."
  • Magnum: "Thank you.... What's a Jedi?"
  • Icky: ".... Wow, we really need to share our universeal culture with you people."

A city.

  • Icky: "Wow, everyone here is fancy as shit!"
  • Magnum: "You seen one advanced rich socity, you seen them all. Espeically with our Currenty troupe involed."
  • Spongebob: "My goodness, this place is so clean."
  • Po: "And absolutely no signs of crime or wrong-do-"
  • ???: "What do you mean there's no rice?!"
  • Another Guard was seen bullying a cook!
  • Po: "..... Ings?"
  • Lord Shen who has since woken up: "Oh dear..... I do not like the sight of this situation."
  • Cook: "Please! I'm sorry! The govener taxed me of every single cent I own! I couldn't get more rice!?"
  • Guard: "If I don't get my rice in the next 10 seconds, your gonna be so full of lazers, you'll be used as a holiday deceration!?"
  • Cook: "No please! I have a wife and a daughter?!"
  • Guard: "No problem. I'll ask the govener to put them in the Sloop-Sloose mines! 1...."
  • The Cook cries his eyes out!
  • Guard: "2..... (Readies his lazer rifile). 3....... 4..... Skipping a few, 8, 9, Te-"
  • Boss Wolf grabs the Guard's rifle and breaks it in half!
  • Boss Wolf: "Dude, your more obcessed with rice then a fellow wolf I knew!"
  • Guard: "How dare you broke a member of the guard's weapon! I'll issue a citation against you, you, thing!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Well EXCUSE ME that no one wants to see you bully a guy cause he's flat broke! It ain't his fault he can't afford to make food cause of budget!?"
  • Guard: "I'll remember this! I'll be sure the boys at the station will-"
  • ???: FRITIN!!! (A vulture-like bird in a governor suit appeared) Let this poor fellow go right now! I'm not afraid to have you FIRED FROM THIS PLACE, AND HAVE YOU TORTURED IN PUBLIC AS PUNISHMENT FOR THREATENING ASSAULT!!!
  • Guard (Fritin): (Gulps) Yes, Governor Foul Cheese!
  • Private: (Scoffs) THAT'S his name?
  • Skipper: (Slaps Private) Foul temper! Ring a bell?!?
  • Governor Foul Cheese: Now get over about not eating your greens, or else! (Fritin leaves) I want to thank you for taking care of that guy, Shell Lodger. I- (Sees the others)... UHGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! Haven't the guards informed you about the VERY STRICT dress code that I have?!? WHY ARE SOME OF YOU NAKED?!?
  • Icky: "(Sighs), It's the Pastoon thing all over again."
  • Banzai: Some of us are from worlds where we don't wear clothes.
  • Viper: "And some of us are not able to wear clothes. In my case, no hands.... Or legs."
  • Governor Foul Cheese: Physical inconvinence and undomesticated origins or not, I DON'T AND WON'T TOLERATE NAKED HEROES ON MY MOON!!! THIS IS AS WORSE AS WHEN I WAS FORCED TO BE AT A CONVENTION WITH THAT WEIRD ABLORIOS FREAK!!! Does he have ANY shame in not wearing pants?!? UHHGH!!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT!!!
  • Magnum:... Okay, then. If you don't want us to stop your whole 'space pirate' issue, then fine. Let's go, guys! I'm sure he'll tolerate having this moon go bankrupt.
  • Governor Foul Cheese: WAIT! I'll, get over it. However, I will feel alot more comfertable if I don't see the nudeness at all, so I'll just have to bring out the censorbots. GUARDS?!? (Guards activate small black drones which have yellow eyes, and they fly over the naked Shell Lodgers and heroes, and they create holographic censorship bars on them)
  • Ed: (Laughs crazily)
  • Skipper:... This is wrong on SO many levels.
  • Private: Yeah. I feel totally embarrassed.
  • Rico: (Blabbers, and tries to catch the censorbot, but the censorbot puts up a shield that shocks Rico) YAARRGGHH!! (Sucks on his wing)
  • Xandy: Guys, if this is how you provide comedy to this situation, don't do it in front of him. My father met him before, and he is not someone you'd wanna mess with. Apologies, Governor Foul Cheese. This behavior is normal for them.
  • Governor Foul Cheese: Quite all right. As long as I don't see any private parts, I'll cope with it.
  • Banzai: SOME OF US HAVE FUR COMPLETELY HIDING OUR JUNKS, YOU BIG- (Shenzi covers his mouth)
  • Shenzi:... Big, bold, brave, governor. (Chuckles).
  • Govenor Foul Cheese: "..... Ugh, this is what passes for heroes these days? I know the VA made better heroes hard to find, but, by the gods! (Sighs).... Just, follow me to my office and I'll explain the situation at hand."

Govener's Office.

  • Foul Cheese and the Heroes enter as maids and servent girls bow to Foul Cheese.
  • Shifu: "If you don't mind, Govener. We can't help but to notice that you seem to have, alot of strict rules and laws."
  • Foul Cheese: "People respect a powerful, no nonsense leader. They know better to disrespect me. If I were to do, this, (Punches a Maid in the face to the floor), They'll not protest! Neither to this, (Starts stomping on the maid who is crying), or even, this!"
  • Brings out a lazer gun shoots the maid in the leg!
  • Maid cries in pain!
  • Maid: "Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you, for the dislipene, sir!"
  • Foul Cheese: "Your welcome. NOW CLEAN UP THE BLOOD AND THE BURN MARKS, WHORE?!"
  • The Maid pitifully tries to do such.
  • Icky: "Aw, dude, doesn't anyone, espeically the Grand Council express concerns that, uh, your abit, excessive?"
  • Foul Cheese: "If they want to earn the Currenty Troupe's co-opperation, they better not! My eldist brother help founded the group. It's how I became Govener."
  • Po: "Well, it's just, we're abit, sensitive about leaders who, well, are abit too strict and, mean to people. I mean, even your guards are jerks to people. I mean, an innosent cook almost got cooked himself."
  • Foul Cheese: "Oh believe me, there's methods to the madness. The Pirate, Axxus, has dangeriously tested my patence to a great low! He has almost rotinely robbed this place of gold!"
  • Spyro: "With due respect sir, mistreating the people is not gonna make you feel better about some crook getting the better of you!"
  • Foul Cheese: "Ugh, you sound like my heir niece, Blueinna Cheeseworth. I think you two would get along quite nicely."
  • Cynder: "Meaning no rudeness sir, we're just, concerned, your actions may lead to self-corrupting yourself."
  • Foul Cheese: "And boom, there's another good friend for my niece."
  • Magnum: "You'll have to forgive our otherwordly friends. They are just concerned for the people here. They have dealt with those that abused power and people before. Political power is just as corruptive as any magic."
  • Foul Cheese: "Let me assure you I am just more, iron fisted with my rule. As I said, people, respect, a strong leader."
  • Po: "But they respect a kind strong leader even more. These people only let you do things to them cause they're afraid what you would do if they said no to you, espeically from the guards."
  • Foul Cheese: "If I remember correctly, I completely asked the council to insist that you do not question my ahthrorty, irrguardless of, moral questionablelity."
  • Icky: "We know, but some of us are concerned you might be just as dangerious to these people then some pirate named Axxus would ever be!"
  • Foul Cheese, enraged, took out his lazer gun and shot the roof!
  • Icky: "JESUS?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "DON'T YOU EVER COMPAIRE ME TO AXXUS AGAIN, DO, YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!"
  • ???: "Uncle, please calm yourself!"
  • Foul Cheese looks to see a young female in a regel dress who belongs to the same speices as he is.
  • The Female: "Remember that father is concerned about your weaken heart!"
  • Foul Cheese momentarly felt his heart thumbing excessivly, then it slowed.
  • Foul Cheese: ".... Thank you Blue.... I needed the reminder. Could you, brief the lougers in on their mission? I need to, make a call to, a private friend."
  • Foul Cheese left.
  • Cynder: "I feel conflicted to hate him, or to feel concern about his condition."
  • Spongebob: "I know. People with a bad heart like Mr. Foul Cheese shouldn't take a job as stressful as being govener."
  • Blueinna Cheeseworth: What Uncle Foul Cheese is trying to tell you guys is that he wants you to stop Captain Axxus from trying to rob the local bank in 5 hours as he has been doing for awhile now. But you also have to be careful. His pirate crew is really dangerous. Uncle doesn't want me to go into details on what the crew is like, just take my word for it. He has a vast array of live pirates, and a few robots with him. And you also have to keep clear of his first mate. It's his daughter, Sacen. She's the most skilled member of his crew, and has been known to kill those who oppose her father. You also need to look out for his ship. It's got turbolaser cannons, and missile launchers that can destroy an entire building in 2 shots! One blast from those missiles can get you killed.
  • Shifu: I assure you, mam, we'll be careful. We've handled situations like that before. We've even fought pirates before.
  • Po: A LOT of them.
  • Icky: I should ask, are space pirates as common in your worlds as the villains were?
  • Blue: Oh, absolutely. These worlds are FILLED with space pirates. A good number of them take shelter on a lawless planet called Ardalicron. No one has EVER survived a full-scale assault on that planet before. The place is also the home planet of Captain Axxus. Don't let him reach the planet if he beats you. If he does, you'll never catch him.
  • Tigress: Wanna bet?
  • Blue: No. I'm being serious. It's way too dangerous. Armies larger than you have been killed there.
  • Sandy: We ain't afraid of no damn pirates! Pirates are just regular thieves compared to the evils we've done faced. We've defeated wizards, sorcerers, ghosts, demons, mutants, even corrupt Gods!
  • SpongeBob: We assure you, Ms. Cheeseworth, we can handle it. You can trust us.
  • Blue: "I appresiate the enfusiasum, but my uncle is, harder to convince. He's tried everything to get the pirate. He even hired Bounty Hunters and the infamous assassin group, the Dark Sisterhood, to hunt him down.... But none of them suceeded."
  • Icky: "Wait, he hired bounty hunters and an assassin guild called the Dark Sisterhood? Wow, he must really hate this guy."
  • Blue: "Please, I know my uncle is being, rash, but please, he's not as evil as your concerns make you think. He's just, lost in his own world. And please, don't make him that upset again, he has a heart condition."
  • Crane: "Don't worry, I had a mother who had such a problem."
  • Shifu: "But you do must understand that once we do get Axxus, we will make Warson aware that your uncle, might not be nessersarly fit to be a burocrate, in both health and moral fiber."
  • Blue: ".... Let's just say, they already know that, a long time ago. But they know he's both a danger to the public and himself if he gets upset, so they have to stay down until they convince the Cheeseworth family to convince Urex's system to have my uncle retire and sent to be reabilitated."
  • Cynder: "So, until then, we're just gonna have to ignor the fact his guards are hurting people and that he just beaten up a maid?"
  • Blue picks up the hurt maid.
  • Blue: "I, know it's hard. But please, do what is best for both him and the people and, just, try to swallow his.... Vulgerness."
  • Spongebob: "Well, we won't be nessersarly comfertable with it, but we won't be quick to judge him."
  • Shifu: "For now. But under the condition you make sure your uncle refraigns from being further blinded by his illusion of control."
  • Blue: "Control is an illusion?"
  • Shifu: It's something my late Master Oogway told me. Regardless, we'll stop these pirates.
  • Blue: I should warn you again to brace yourselves of his weapons.
  • Shifu: Acknowledged.
  • Xandy: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get moving! I always wanted to fight space pirates, and I guess it's my first mission as a member of the Heroes Act. Sucks that Nytrox isn't with me, and I'm only left with Magnum. But it's okay. Nytrox used to hate being alone, but I've trained him to entertain himself with the others.

Cutaway

  • Cloakblade: (Nytrox is on top of her licking her) Okay, you're cute, I get it, now get off, please! PLEASE!!! (Laughs)
  • Vancer: Better Cloakblade than me. (Suddenly, Nytrox does the same thing to him) ARRRGGHHH!!! (Nytrox starts licking him) Oh, great, troggle cooties! Somebody inoculate me please. (Nytrox suddenly looks at the audience)... Oh, boy. (Nytrox suddenly jumps, and starts licking the camera)

Present

  • Magnum: You are aware that Nytrox can usually get in trouble with the others, right?
  • Xandy: I'm sure the others won't mind, they told me themselves. Now, let's get pandering!

AUU Currency Troupe Bank, 5 hours later...

  • Magnum:... Hmm, I don't see any space pirates.
  • Xandy: Oh, you'll know they're coming. In all my years of fighting, I can sense when evil's afoot. It's like Arachnid Man's Hyper Sense.
  • Icky: Don't you mean Spider-Man's Spider Sense?
  • Xandy: Who's what?
  • Icky: You REALLY, and I mean really, need to visit our place often.
  • Xandy:... Hold on... (Suddenly, a shadow is seen inside the clouds)... They're here! (A large spaceship with a worm beast figure-head on it appears, having the words SS Axxus on it)
  • Magnum: THERE THEY ARE!!! (The Lodgers, Xandy and Magnum enter the van, and fly off to the SS Axxus)

SS Axxus

  • Robot #1: Captain, we have company!
  • ???: (In a silhouette) Oh, bother, this again? Well, we better handle what ol' Cheese throws at us this time! (Shows himself as Captain Axxus, an otter-like creature in a pirate captain's outfit) I want to be able to make my, "Tyrant Tax", on this bank peacefully without annoying interuptions. Ok?
  • Robot #1: Aye-aye, Captain Axxus!
  • Captain Axxus: And send my daughter to lead it too. She could really use some action right now.
  • Robot #1: Right! (Leaves)

Ship Hangar

  • SpongeBob: (The van enters the hangar, and the heroes exit, facing a phalanx of robots) Come and get it, you tin cans!
  • Xandy: You guys take care of the Starbots. Me and Magnum will find Captain Axxus! (Xandy and Magnum go down a hall)
  • Skipper: Alright, you robots! You wanna play pirate? Who am I to 'ARRRGGGHH' you? (The heroes battle the robots)

Hall

  • Magnum: Follow me! I'll use the Diamond's power to locate the cockpit! There's no time to lose!
  • ???: Hold it right there! (A silhouetted person appears in front of them)... You ain't going nowhere NEAR my father! (Exits the shadows, and appears as a small otter-like female with a strange-looking katana and fancy armor)
  • Xandy: You must be the captain's daughter!
  • Captain's Daughter: And the sea-squirl won the solid gold controman doll! But seriously, if you want my father, you'll have to get past me!
  • Xandy: Fine by me, space pirate! (Takes out her golden katana) En guarde! (Both Xandy and the Captain's Daughter jump towards each other, and when their katanas collide, they both vibrate so much, that Xandy is knocked back into Magnum)... HOLY CRAP, SHE'S GOT A VIBROKATANA!!!
  • Captain's Daughter: (Her katana starts vibrating rapidly) Gee thanks, Princess Obvious! Thanks for pointing that out! Like I said, you aren't going near my father, no way, no how! I know he's not a saint, but your govener Foul Cheese is a true criminal here!
  • Magnum: "I know the Govener seems, crude, but are you and the captain honestly any better then him stealing from the innosent people of Urex?"
  • Captain's daughter: "I promise you, my father doesn't harm any of the people of Urex with exception of the Govener's corrupted guards! Those fools always forced his, and my hand."
  • Xandy: "Look, we understand you don't like Govener Cheeseworth, but provoking him through robbing Urex of it's money is just gonna him even more dangerious to these people!"
  • Captain's Daughter: "Well, if you heroes act idiots just have your Grand Council arrest him for his tyranny already and stop defending his shit, I would be more then happy to ask father to cease and desist!"
  • Magnum: "It's, complincated. Just turning on him in his bad health wouldn't make us better then him."
  • Captain's Daughter: "Tch. I get he does have a bad heart, but should that justify on how black it is?! Don't you know how many innosent people die from his goons alone? No! It should not! Foul needs to be stopped by any means nessersary! And I'm gonna have to show you clowns that this should've been the one time the HA neglects a call for help! Because Foul is not someone worth helping!"
  • Xandy: "Dang it, this gal ain't budging! We're gonna have to knock sense into her!"
  • Magnum: "If we must. Prepare for combat, miss.... Sorry, we didn't seem to get your name."
  • Xandy: Like Blue said, this is the Captain's first mate and daughter, Sacen. Blue warned us that she's the most skilled pirate on this ship.
  • Sacen: And she wins another fabulious prize! I don't even want to know YOUR names though, mainly because I don't care. If it's a fight you want, then fine! (Her vibrokatana vibrates again)
  • Xandy: (She and Sacen duel)
  • Magnum: "Xandy, I'll attempt to go after Axxus while you deal with Sacen. I'll promise I will not let anything stand in my wa-"
  • Magnum feels something nudge her.
  • Magnum looks to see a barrol with a hole in it.
  • Magnum: "... I don't think I remember that barrol there before."
  • Sacen: "Now Graig!"
  • Magnum: Uh, who's Gr- (A Giant Anaconda-like creature pops out and constricts Magnum) URRRGGHH!!! A NARCOCONDA...... A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Graig.
  • Graig: (Speaks in a strange snake-like language similar to Parceltongue in Harry Potter)
  • Magnum: Oh, you must only speak in Snarceltongue language. I'm learning to speak that from Empress Serpentos. I'm a bit rusty, but I'm assuming it has something to do about you preventing me from getting to Axxus. (Graig smacks away Magnum's staff) That would be a yes. (Magnum felt something on her stinger, and sees that it has a bottle cork on it)... And this is further concerning.
  • Xandy: Oh, Dag nabbit, Magnum! As a Chosen One, you're supposed to handle yourself in situations like this!
  • Sacen: Oh, and don't think your friends will get to my father as well. There's more where Graig came from.
  • Magnum: "They happen to be Narcocondas too?"
  • Sacen: "Well no, but they're just as dangerious!"

Hangar

  • More Starbots get beaten by the Lougers!
  • Icky: Hah! Please tell me these tincans ain't the best they got here. (A stomp was suddenly heard)
  • ???: You're right. They ain't! (Icky turns to see a giant crocodile-like creature who roared at him, making Icky screams like a girl and run off)
  • Gilda: HEY! You leave my man alone or- (A regal-looking pterosaur-like heron in sophisticated clothing grabs Gilda)
  • Heron creature: May Clyrilla the Sophisticated have this waltz? (Clyrilla force-danced with Gilda in a tango like dance)
  • Icky: Hey!? That's my girl you freaking lesbo! Put her down or els- (The crocodilian grabs Icky) NO, NO, LET ME GO!!! PLEASE, SPARE MY MONEY MAKER!!! (The crocodilian beats him up)
  • Monkey: Oh great, we've only been here for a few minutes, and already we're in trouble.
  • ???: "Trouble, doesn't even describe it. (Monkey and the other 5 look at a multi-limbed monkey scaling the ceiling, and climbs down with great agility) You vigilantes picked the wrong tyrant to help!"
  • Monkey: Pfft, you don't look so tough. You're just a monkey with 8 limbs!
  • The Monkey: HAH! Says the guy who he and a few friends... (Shows familiar pairs of pants) Who don't have any pants! (Monkey, Tigress, and Crane have no pants, who the trio freaked out and covered their exposed undersides!)
  • Monkey: GAAAH!!! HE STOLE OUR PANTS!!!
  • Mantis: Heh, says the monkey who pantzed people when he was young. (Laughs until Tigress' growling stops him)
  • The Monkey: (Laughs) Eight-Armed Monnoe strikes again!
  • Monkey: GIVE US BACK OUR PANTS, YOU THIEF!!! WE CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS!!!
  • Viper: (Mantis scoffs) Mantis, how is this funny?
  • Mantis: Hey, we don't wear clothes, so it's a bit ironic, isn't it?
  • Viper: That's because snakes and bugs can't wear clothes! I lack the limbs to fit them, and your too freaking small to even have underwear on! I mean, be honest, where are we gonna find snake and bug clothes?
  • Mantis:... Good point. We'll have to help them out, then. (Viper and Mantis leap towards Eight-Armed Monnoe)
  • ???: "PANSY ASSED SERPENT AND WORTHLESS GREEN BUGASSED INSECT?!"
  • Viper: (Something strikes them) OOF!!! (They both fall to the ground dizzy as an elephant-like brown and white pig is seen)... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
  • Mantis: "DID WE JUST GET HIT BY AN INVISABLE FORCE CONVINENTLY AFTER AN INSULT ON US?!"
  • Pig-Creature: Now that I be getting your attention, I have alot more to say!
  • Mantis: Hey, who's the pig?
  • Pig-Creature: And just WHO are you talking to, ya' 6-legged barf-colored bugger! (Mantis gets hit by something invisible)
  • Mantis: "OW?! THERE IT WAS AGAIN?! RIGHT AFTER THE GUY INSULTED US?!"
  • Viper: He appears to be capable to turn insults into weapons!
  • The Pig: You're dealing with an alchemist by the name of Foulmouth Grinjis! And I must ask how a hero like YOU ever shits without A FUCKING BUTT?!? (Viper gets hit with the same force)
  • Viper: OWCH!!! THAT WAS RUDE, AND IT LITERALLY HURT ME!!!
  • Foulmouth: What's the matter? You gonna cry now, ya' big snakeling? Is the big snakeling gonna cry? Let's see you cry! WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!!! (Viper suddenly gets a blackeye)
  • Viper: GAAH?!
  • Sir Hiss: HEY, NOBODY TALKS TO AND/OR HURTS MY GIRL THAT WAY, YOU POTTY-MOUTHED HOOLIGAN!!! ESPEICALLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME FOR A REASON CURRENTLY INEXPLAINABLE?! SOMEBODY OUGHTTA WIPE SOAP ON THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURS!!!
  • Foulmouth: Someone should tie your throat a knot, LONG ONE!!! (Sir Hiss gets smacked)
  • Sir Hiss: The dickens was that?!? (Suddenly, an ape hand grabs him, revealing a 6-armed gorilla, as he was standing over a barrel of alcohol) UNHAND ME, YOU- (The ape stuffs Hiss in the barrel, and closes it with a cork), (In barrel) Please, I don't drink!
  •  Viper: HISS?! HEY, YOU MEAN PIG-ELEPHANT?! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU IT'S NOT NICE TO CALL PEOPLE THAT?!
  • Mantis: ESPEICALLY IF IT ACTSELLY PHYSICALLY HURTS PEOPLE MORE THEN EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY?! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?
  • Foulmouth: What makes you think I'll tell YOU, you little jackass?!? (Mantis gets squished)
  • Mantis: (While restrained) DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'LITTLE'?!?
  • Skipper: WHAT IN THE NAME OF CANDIED YAMS IS GOING ON HERE?!? WE'RE HAVING OUR BUTTS HANDED TO US!!!
  • Po: Don't worry guys, the Dragon Warrior and the Peacock Prince of Pain are on the path to-
  • Lord Shen: IS THAT A FREAKING LAMPREY?!?
  • Po: What are you- (Gets smacked by someone) OWCH!!! Huh? (They sees a mudskipper-like lamprey on him.)
  • Lamprey:..... Hello!
  • Po: (SCREAMS!?)
  • Lord Shen: I'll get this! (Shen tries to attack the Lamprey, but the Lamprey moves around the panicing Po and Lord Shen ends up slapping and hitting him by accident several times) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU HOLD STILL?!? (The Lamprey suddenly appears over Po's crotch) A-HAH! I've got you!
  • Po: "Nononononononononono- (Lord Shen attacks the Lamprey, which dodges, causing Shen to attack Po's crotch instead with this bladed claws) OHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOH!? My tenders! Oooh! Oh!"
  • Lord Shen: OH, COME ON!!! HOW FAST IS THIS LITTLE MUD BOOGER?!? When I get my hands on that litteral fish of out water, I'll turn it into a nice fish feast, then I'll- (The Lamprey jumps from Po's body and latches into Shen's face, causing him to scream, of which are muffled)
  • Boss Wolf: I'll save you, sir! (He tries to throw a punch, but the Lamprey dodges and ends up punching Shen in the face, redusing him to be dazed and dizzy and with a goofy idiotic face, doing abit of a balleria dance, then falling down in an embarrising position, having been unintentionally knocked out, then the lamprey crawls off of the humiliatedly defeated Shen)..... Ooops. Shen is gonna give me the most painful punishment ever when he wakes up. This cannot get worse! (Suddenly, Monnoe appeared)
  • Monnoe: Really? Even when I just stole your hammer and about to knock you out with it?
  • Boss Wolf:... Uh-oh! (Monnoe smacks him into unconsciousness, and the Lamprey climbs onto Monnoe)
  • Monnoe: (Laughs) Way to go, Chenger, as usual!
  • The Lamprey (Chenger): S'alright! (Skipper wing-palms, and shrugs)
  • Skipper: And we're STILL getting our butts handed to us!
  • Spyro: Don't worry, these guys will never be fast enough to- (Suddenly, a fast force tied half of the battle-capable Lodgers in a rope while the weaker members are left vulnerable)... Take us all down? (The Fast force is revealed to be two alternate versions of Senior Larry and Le Fifi.)
  • Cynder: "Senior Larry and Le Fifi? Why are you guys here and suddenly space pirates?"
  • ?Senior Larry?: I think they mistook us for another duo like us.
  • ?Le Fifi?: Talk about a le case of mistaken identity, no?
  • Cynder: ".... Oh, sorry, you two reminded me of two similar people."
  • SpongeBob: Aw, tartar sauce! (The Pirates surround the remaining Lodgers)... WE SURRENDER!!
  • Iago: Seriously?
  • SpongeBob: I PANICKED, OKAY?!?

Hallway

  • Xandy: (She and Sacen are still fighting) "You're not gonna be able to defeat me, space pirate! Heroes always win in the end!"
  • Sacen: Except if they fight for the wrong people! (Sacen kicks Xandy in the stomach, then punches her out to the floor, takes her golden katana, and holds her as bladepoint with both her vibrokatana and Xandy's katana) Face it, "hero", you've lost. This should've been a mission request the Heroes Act refused!
  • Xandy: HEY, I respect that Foul Cheese is going too far, but what cannot be forgiven is that YOU'RE BREAKING THE FREAKING LAW!!!
  • Sacen: And yet there was NO problem letting Cheese do whatever he wants to the people? Hypocrites disgust me. Now I suggest you leave my father alone, or I will chop you up into tiny bite-sized pieces and serve them to my father, and when he says "Wow, this is delicious, what's your secret", and I'm gonna say "VICTORY FOR THE AXXUS SPACE PIRATES"!!!
  • Magnum (After being let go by Graig): I thought Unotters only ate fish.
  • Sacen: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS SHIP!!! (Throws the golden katana back to Xandy, and aims a small energy pistol at them, forcing them to run away) Let's get 'em, Graig!
  • Graig: ("My pleasure!") (They chase after them)

Outside of the Bank.

  • Captain Axxus is walking torwords the bank, seemingly alone.
  • The Guards present charge, but Axxus takes them all down quickly with gun and blade!
  • Axxus: "Tff, they don't make goons like they used to."
  • Axxus enters the bank by kicking the door in!

Inside the bank

  • Surprised Bank-goers see Axxus' door-kick!
  • Axxus: "Good morrow, dear bank goers. You know the drill. (Shoots his gun at the celing to force the people down) Just avoid un-nessersary defience and I'll avoid un-nessersary bloodshed. That sounds like a fair deal, right?"
  • Axxus walks to the Counter.
  • Axxus: "Hello Doros, your a lovely barnity today. Good to know that a female was allowed to work in a bank on a patriarchical socity.... But I bet that's because the Currentcy Trope Banks are pardoned from such laws and that your an off-planet work assigned here, so, I guess that makes seinse. But I'm off-track. You know I'm here to collect the "Tyrant Tax" again. Cause if that old bird is gonna tax the people out of house and food, it's only fair he knows what it's like to have lost abit of cash here and there!"
  • The Bank Teller deer-like creature said nothing and only obeyed his demand and started to fill a sack with alternate universeal money and gold.
  • Axxus: "You see, that's not real hard, now is it?"
  • ???: "Isn't there a space battle against with a fellow pirate you should be doing instead of bothering these people again, Axxus?"
  • Foul Cheese and a good number of guards block the enterence.
  • Axxus: "Oh, ello Govener. Sorry, I didn't brought some wine to go with you today. I am trying not to be drunk again."
  • Foul Cheese: "... Charming, retort.... But your silly words won't save you this time."
  • The Guards began to approuch Axxus.
  • Axxus: "Well, now that's what my faverite robots are for, isn't it?"
  • Axxus blows a wistle.
  • A Big Halking Super battle droid like machine bursts to the through and started to smack away the Guards!
  • Guard: "Look out! Manbeetle Alpha!?"
  • Guard 2: "No problem! Just shoot it in the eye and-"
  • A gun came to the second guard's head and shot him dead!
  • It came from A skinny Battle droid like machine holding a gun.
  • Axxus: "Nice one, Dash 20!"
  • Dash 20: "My pleasure captain. No one likes cheaters."
  • Guard 3: "I'll cheat you a new asshole you clanker?!"
  • The Guard felt something tapped his shoulder, and he looks to see A Super Battle Droid like machine and Machine simular to the non-battle droid machines.
  • The Super Battle Droid look-alike: "Ello, chum."
  • The Super Battle Droid shot the guard dead!
  • Dash 20: "Thanks, Bloob. That planetblubber meat bag was annoying."
  • Guard Captain: "They can't upstage us forever! We'll take down these trash cans and-"
  • Suddenly bursting through the window is a menacing vulture-man like machine that squeaks menacingly and lands on top of the screaming captain, killing him!
  • Guard 4: "GAAAH!? IT'S A JET COMMANDER!? WE'RE DONE FOR!?"
  • The Jet Commander grabs the guard by the head and squished it!
  • Axxus: "Good P.O.L.L.Y."
  • Suddenly, a fighter in shape of a flying life boat bursts in, with another Battle Droid like machine and another that looks like a TV on a robot's body.
  • Axxus: "Always puntual on the get away vicital as usual, eh Lord Brains-in-A-Box?"
  • Lord BIAB: "(Relucent sigh), Yes sir, as per instructions."
  • The Bank Teller surrenders the money as the machines finished off the guards as survivers ran off like cowerds!
  • Axxus grabs the loot and runs torowrds the escape ship!
  • Foul Cheese: "NOT SO FAST?!"
  • Foul Cheese brings out his gun!
  • Foul Cheese: "Your not leaving without fighting me, you rog?!"
  • Axxus: "We've been through this, I'm a unotter, not a rog."
  • Foul Cheese: "I was insulting you?!"
  • Axxus: "And I was replying with a witty retort!?"
  • Foul Cheese: "Grr!? I demand a duel! Defeat me in a sword duel of honor, and you'll have your gold and will be allowed to live to rob another day. When you have lost, you'll hang in the gallows by dawn, if I allowed you to even see prison. Oh, and another thing. Your machanical pets are not allowed to intervine."
  • Axxus sighed as if he's bored.
  • Axxus: "Cheesy, I already defeated and humiliated you 700-"
  • Lord BIAB: "799."
  • Axxus: "799 times. You need to accept that you can never defeat me, you old space wind bag."
  • Foul Cheese: "Refuse my offer, and my fleet will persue you!"
  • Axxus sighed annoyed.
  • Axxus: "Fine! If it'll make little Cheesy happy. Coats off."
  • Axxus takes off his coat as a liitle elf like being appeared and grabbed it, and boarded the escape ship.
  • Foul Cheese: "You smart mouth fool, I have improoved my training by learning from the finest sword masters from Zo. You cannot defeat me this time."
  • Foul Cheese takes of his regel coat, reveiling a regel shirt, and reveils a soifsicated lazer blade.
  • Foul Cheese: "En guard. Toche!?"
  • Axxus: "Oh, so clishe." (He takes out his vibrosword)
  • Foul Cheese: With a sword like THIS, there's no way your puny vibrosword will- (Axxus smacks his hand, and it vibrates the lazer sword out of his hands) A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ARGH!!! STOP THAT! That makes me dizzy!
  • Axxus: Well, that's kinda the idea. Isn't that the whole point of a vibrosword? To disorientate the opponent until it gives up?
  • Foul Cheese: (Quickly tries to reach the laser sword, but Axxus kicks it away)
  • Axxus: Nah-uh-uh! You lost again Cheesy! And now we're at 800. Now how's about you go home crying to your niece again as usual and I'll give you the usual wave of my hand and say good bye and be on my marry way.
  • Foul Cheese: I swear to God, Axxus, I will see to it that you are executed for this. The vigilantes I've hired will make sure your crew pays for their crimes- (Suddenly, a crash is heard, and the van is seen damaged and crashed)... AW, COME ON!!!
  • Xandy: (Climbs out with the other heroes) Well, THAT didn't work!
  • SpongeBob: I can't believe it! We failed!
  • Private: It's okay. It's not the first time we failed at something.
  • Viper came out of the van with a barrol.
  • Po: "Uh, Viper..... Why did you stole that barrol of alternate beer from those pirates?"
  • Viper: "Because Sir Hiss is in there."
  • Po: "You sure that's even the right barrol? There was alot of them there and-"
  • Viper listens to the barrol to hear Sir Hiss's drunken singing! Po joined in as well...
  • Viper: ".... I have a good reason to be sure, it's the right one."
  • Viper removes the cork and a drunk Sir Hiss rises up.
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh, oh there you are Viper! Viper, you won't believe this, but I think we're losing to pirates! (Drunk laughter!)."
  • Icky: ".... NO, FREAKING, SHIT, SHERLOCK!?"
  • Axxus: (Laughs) Something tells me you had another case of bad luck with the help again. Wow, you know a crew is REALLY good, if even famous "heroes" end up having a bad day in the office trying to fight them. But hey, at least they'll now learn not to take anymore orders from you from here on out. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. A good captain knows when it's time to part! (Gets on the escape ship)
  • Lord Shen: "(Who has recovered from Boss Wolf's punch with a noticeable black eye) I demand you stop right this-"
  • As the Machines board the escape ship, it flew off and escape before Shen can finish a word!
  • Lord Shen: "..... Minute....."
  • Private: ".... Well this sucks."
  • Icky: "And cue the pissed off govener in 3, 2, 1...."
  • Foul Cheese: YOU HEROES ARE INCOMPETENT!!! HOW COULD YOU ALL SAVE AN ENTIRE RACE, AND YET NOT STOP A SINGLE SPACE PIRATE CREW?!?
  • Xandy: It's not our fault, Governor! They had us outskilled, and eventally outnumbered!
  • Foul Cheese:... Really?... THERE MUST BE A HUNDRED OF YOU!!!
  • Po: "Well thing is, we're not all fighters. Some of us are either just comic relief or entourage. At least only half of us or so are fighters."
  • Foul Cheese: BUT IT'S CLEARLY STILL SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE THEN THOSE PIRATES SHOULD HANDLE!? YOU ALL ARE THE MOST INCOMPETENT HEROES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
  • Icky: "Now, "Incompident"'s a strong word. We would prefer, "Variedable Success-rate". Sometimes, the challnage can't be congured the first time around."
  • Foul Cheese: "AND YET YOU BASICLY TOOK DOWN THE VA IN A FELL SWOOP?!"
  • Icky: "Well before that, we had to tango with Xerxes! And not gonna lie, he pulled abit of a fast one on us and originally had Magnum's diamond. Heck, we tecnecally didn't really defeated him, as more the spirit in the diamond defeated him and the bad eggs of the Meta race by making them disappear. All we did was beat up his soldiers, his one named commander guy, and his big chinese-named bodyguard. Sure Xandy and Magnum abit later did fought the guy, but by all grounds, the spirit in the diamond was the one to defeat and finish off Xerxy. Taking down the VA was more of an afterthought at best."
  • Foul Cheese was twitching in rage.....
  • Icky: "...... That didn't help at all, did it?"
  • Iago: "No it did not, dumbass..... No it did not."
  • Magnum: Governor, calm down! We'll find them.
  • Foul Cheese: Fat chance! They're heading for that accursed Ardalicron planet. That place is just too dangerous, and considering how you all FAILED AGAINST JUST THOSE LOTS, you wouldn't survive a single minute on that planet.
  • SpongeBob: WHAT?!? Well, I'll have you know that a few years ago, Squidward commented on our survival skills.

Cutaway

  • Squidward: You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches!
  • SpongeBob: Why thank you, Squidward! See you later!
  • Squidward: (Goes into his house, and plays with SpongeBob and Patrick voodoo dolls, stabbing them with needles) Why aren't these things working?!?

Present

  • SpongeBob: So we can survive on that planet. Trust us!
  • Foul Cheese: I DID trust you. I want you failures OFF OF MY MOON RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Spyro: "Govener, please, in our defence, you didn't exactly warn us what his crew were capable of!"
  • Foul Cheese: "How dare you!? What's THAT suppose to mean?!"
  • Blue appears again.
  • Blue: "Uncle, he's right. Please, we failed to inform them of Axxus' crew. They are not like normal space pirates. Give them another chance."
  • Foul Cheese: ".... I, tried, ok? I tried to consider doing it your way, but it failed! I mean no disrespect to my brother's firendship with Warson, but you, idiots, are forever banished from my moon!? IN FACT, THEY CAN FORGET HAVING FINIACEL SUPPORT FROM ME AND THE CURRENTCY TROPE AFTER THIS?! ONCE I AM EVER ALLOWED THE CHANCE TO INFORM MY BROTHER AFTER I KILL AXXUS AND THOSE PIRATES, KISS BOTH FINANCEL SUPPORT OF BOTH OF THEM AFTER THIS?!"
  • Magnum: "Please, we understand your frustractions from losing to a simple criminal, but if you took the time to study your enemy, then maybe you can actselly-"
  • Foul Cheese: "I SAID OUT?! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT, OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! (Haves near heart attack)!?"
  • Blue: "Uncle?!"
  • Icky: "Aw crap-a-saurus?!"
  • Foul Cheese calms down as his heart relaxes.
  • Blue begins to tear.
  • Blue: "Please.... For my uncle's health heroes.... Just go... Your free to persue Axxus if you want, or just return to the Hero hive. I'm sure the Grand Council would be more, understanding, considering the heroes act isn't yet powerful enough... Just, please.... Go. My uncle suffered enough."
  • Spyro: "..... Very well.... We won't plauge him anymore."
  • Soothsayer: "Farewell, Govener. We wish you happiness."
  • Foul Cheese: "How, can I ever get, happiness, if I am gonna be remembered, as the govener who loses, to a commen criminal?"
  • Guards forcefully escourt the lougers and Xandy and Magnum away.
  • Blue comferts a man-crying Foul Cheese as she takes him home back to his office.
  • A hidden robotic probe watches this.

Axxus' ship.

  • Axxus sat there with his crew, surprisingly sad dispite that they won.
  • Axxus: "(Sigh).... I didn't wanted to have to make them look bad.... But it's the only way they'll learn to never help Cheese again."
  • Monnoe: "Yeah. But we made some new, "Friends", as a result. No doubt they're gonna come after us. Since your a pirate lord, our only protaction is from our fellow pirates in Arca. And it's not gonna be long until that long nose jerk hears we have cash and gold again."
  • Axxus: "First things first. We place the gold and Goobucks where they rightfully belong...."
  • The Ship goes on.

Foul Cheese's office.

  • Foul Cheese cries softly on his desk.
  • Foul Cheese: ".... I, have no choice now."
  • Foul Cheese presses a button, and silluette appeared.
  • Foul Cheese: ".... It..... Seems, I was wrong to trust those heroes to, dispose of Axxus. Your now Urex's only hope now."
  • ???: "(Laughs evily), I knew you'd come crawling back, ya sorry old fool! Don't worry. Let a REAL expert handle your, unotter problem... Perimently. And remember our finders fee agreement."
  • Foul Cheese: "I don't care anymore. You can keep all the money he ever stolen! I just want Axxus to suffer?! You got me?!"
  • ???: ".... You just made me, a happy captain, Govener. I'll be sure to actselly see to it, that Axxus' pirate lord days, are finished."

Chapter 2: More Than What Appearances Have Shown

The Van.

  • Lord Shen was slicing the wall with scraches with his spear!
  • Lord Shen: "GRAAAH!? HOW DID WE LOSE, TO A PIRATE?! AN OTTER-LIKE CREATURE NO LESS?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Man, I don't think the Grand Council will call us again after this, even if Cheese never makes good on his de-funding threat."
  • Po: "Don't worry. This universe DID used to be about heroes losing, alot of times. They gotten used to it at this point. They'll understand."
  • Spyro: "I know.... But I still feel that we let them down. Even if they are familier with defeat, they will still be sadden, that their universe is not recovering as quickly as they hoped."
  • Cynder: "Not to mention if Qui ever gets word of this, this is going to further feed her ego that evil will return to control the alternate universe again."
  • Soothsayer: "..... What if, we had just picked the wrong side?"
  • Icky: "Are you saying, those pirates are good guys and ol' Cheese was the villain? Are you losing your marbles?"
  • Soothsayer: "You sure it is me who lost their marbles? You do remember what we seen? Abusive guards, disreguard for basic rights, failure to understand loss and to learn from it, and inability to accept his flaws? He reminded me of what Shen used to be, and what he was doing to Gongmen. I also sense a great unrest in him, and I feel his true nature was reveiled to us when he banished us for his own flaw of not telling us about what those pirates were capable of."
  • Xandy: Are you nuts?! Those pirates broke the law! They're thieves. Thieves cannot be forgiven for stuff like that.
  • Lord Shen: Sea squirrel, relax! Not all thieves are bad in our universes.
  • Sam: We've actually met thieves who were stealing for the greater good. Take our friend Aladdin, for example. He used to be a thief who stole what he needed to survive, but he also gave food to those who need it as well. Like say, poor straving kids on the street. Agrabah, was a slightly underdefelupt mess when Jafar was around.
  • Icky: "There's also Sly Cooper and his friends who only steal from super criminal masterminds! He even brought down a treacherious darkspawnic machinical owl, twice!"
  • Xandy: Well, not that those aren't good exsamples, I mean, caring for kids and giving criminals a taste of irony is nice, but, I want a slightly stronger reason.
  • Sam: Okay, then how's this? We also met this guy named Robin Hood. His world was being taxed out of house and home by an evil lion named Prince John. With these unfair taxes, everyone couldn't afford anything, and were starving to death. That is until Robin Hood came. He stole from Prince John so he could give them to the poor folk of Nottingham.
  • Xandy:... Well... Okay, maybe that is for a good cause. But did anything else of note happen?
  • Sir Hiss: Of course. I used to have the misfortune to work with Prince John. He was just plain greedy and egotistical. He stole his brother's crown when he went on an epic journey that a few Villain Leaguers forced him to go on. In fact, there was a song that made fun of John. DAMN, was it catchy. Of course, when Prince John found out about it, he increased the taxes to impossible amounts, and he even had a few hornets sting people who sung the song. People were sent to the slammer for being unable to pay, or for even killing a single hornet. GOD, this guy is an egotist.
  • Sandy: So, does it make sense why Robin Hood stole from the rich?
  • Xandy:... Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe I shouldn't go that far into it.
  • Lord Shen: Good. Then you should apologize to the Soothsayer right now.
  • Xandy: Okay, sorry.
  • Tigress: So, since this "Axxus" is not the evil here and Foul Cheese possability is, how are we gonna find Captain Axxus?
  • Xandy:... (Sighs) We're gonna have to go to Ardalicron.
  • Magnum: We can't go there! It's too dangerous!
  • Xandy: We've got no choice. We can't just give up like a bunch of cowards. We have to go and do anything we can to stop this madness. But we're gonna need the rest of the Heroes Act in order to do it.
  • SpongeBob: But didn't Foul Cheese say-
  • Xandy: FORGET WHAT FOUL CHEESE SAID!!! He booted us out for screwing up, remember? That means our obedience to him is forfit!? Besides, we're gonna need all the help we can get.
  • Magnum: She's right, everyone. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this full team.
  • Lord Shen: Well, if you insist, then we'll allow it. I just don't know what the other heroes will say about it. (The van goes into hyperspace)

Vinzotyx, Hero Hive

  • Zosimo: YOU WANT US TO GO WHERE?!?
  • Vancer: "I know you want to investigate this pirate more, but going to the pirate capital of these UUniverses? That's absordly risky!?"
  • Aurlena: "Oh come on guys, I once beaten a treacherious madman who almost framed me, I think we can handle a planet of those skurvy rogs!"
  • Cloakblade: "But at the same time, going to the terrortory of dangerious forces is unadviseable. What if he's not even there, or busy placing the treasure somewhere other pirates won't get it?"
  • Zosimo: "I agree. Let's comfirm the varmit's location first before we ster up a Skeetraziod's nest for nothing! Did ya place a tracer on the ship?"
  • Magnum: "Fortunately, my misfortune with their serpent friend was not for nothing. While he was busy ensuring I do not go after Axxus, I was able to secretly place a tracer on their ship, hidden from even the keenest eye."
  • Vancer: "Oh thank goodness, you saved us an un-nessersary trip to that death planet."
  • Zosimo: "Don't count your Flickens before they hatched, Vance. We still have to find where he is."

Computer Galaxy room.

  • The Big computer pin-points the location of the pirates, NOT in the Pirate capital, but in the moon Mrex.
  • Zosimo: "Huh, odd. Fer some reason, they're not even on the course to Ardralicron. Instead, they in the local moon of Mrex by a gas planet not too far from where Urex was. That, is very odd. The people of Mrex are not even loaded with cash. What do those varmits want with them?"
  • Po: "Let's find out and, well, hope it's not like we originally expect a pirate to do to poor people."

Mrex.

  • The S.S. Axxus lands on the moon, as people see the ship.
  • The Villagers stared blankly.
  • Axxus was the first to exit.
  • Axxus: "People of Mrex..... I have come with a message....... (Steps aside to show a big pile of cash) Your tax money has been refunded!"
  • Silence.
  • Then came a huge boosterious cheer!
  • Villager: "HOORAY FOR AXXUS!?"

Mrex Space

  • Sandy: (They see everything on a telescopic screen) Well, what a coinkidink.
  • Xandy: He was just like this Robin Hood guy you told me about.
  • Max: Well, I think it would be right for us to go down there and apologize.... (Everyone started laughing)... What?
  • Icky: (Laughs) You seriously think we're just gonna walts over to a bunch of space pirates and say "we're sorry for helping a legit tyrant"? THAT'S IDIOTIC!
  • Xandy: (Laughs) Not to mention risky, since we previously helped a govener they heavly don't like! But, as idiotic as it is, it must be done. The careful way, that is. (Nytrox barks) Glad you agree, boy.
  • Viper: Then how are we gonna approach them safely?
  • Xandy: We're gonna do it when they go back into space. They're sure to grab us in a tractor beam, and when they get us, we'll just tell them we're on their side now.
  • Zosimo: Are you sure those guys won't kill us on first sight cause of the fact you guys helped someone that was their enemy? I imagine pirates tend to be grudge holders for things like that.
  • Cynder: They won't. I sensed that none of the pirates had no darkness in their hearts, so they're not HUGE fans of unprovoked violence.
  • Cloakblade: This better be crazy enough to work, Xandy-san.
  • Xandy: Oh, I admit it's crazy. But it WILL work. Trust me.
  • Icky: "Well it looks like they're gonna be down for awhile."

Awhile later.

  • Mr. Dodo: Well, they finished their celebration and feast and are now leaving Mrex, AND now they're closing in towards us fast. It'll be a matter of time before they catch us on their radars, and- (Suddenly, the entire van shakes)..... Well..... Pretty much that, I believe.
  • Aurlena: CRAP! They caught us in a tractor beam!
  • Xandy:...Well... Here goes nothing.

SS Axxus

  • Sacen: (The tractor beam takes them into the ship) Looks like Monnoe was right dad. Our "friends" are back for more.
  • Captain Axxus: Well, let's see what they want THIS time. (Takes out his vibrosword) MAN YOUR STATIONS, EVERYONE!!! (The entire place gets armed as the robots open the doors of the van)
  • Monnoe proceeds to go in first.
  • Monnoe: "Ok, misfits. I am getting the feeling you dudes and dudettes are serious gluttens for punishment, so we'll be more then happy enough to-"
  • Monnoe made a surprise face when he sees Spongebob using patrick's briefs as a surrender flag.
  • Spongebob: "We come in peace!"
  • Monnoe: "...... Wow...... And your suppose to be the guys that Darkness Qui herself, let alone THE Xerxes couldn't defeat? Wow, I'm starting to think villains were alot more pathic then I thought."
  • Lord Shen: "Uh, don't read too much into it. Our eyes are open to the truth about Foul Cheese. Inform your captain that we no longer are of service to the Govenor."
  • Monnoe: ".... Forgive me for sounding paraniod, but, I am not normally quick to forgive people that helped any of our enemies, even if they're just well-meaning misguided clowns like you. How do I know your not out to redeem yourselves to that tyrant by tricking us to expose Axxus to you?"
  • Shrek: "Then tell me, do you see any of his guards here?"
  • Monnoe: "They could be hiding."
  • Mr. Dodo: "Search our entire ship if you seek proof of their lack of place here."
  • Monnoe: "I ain't falling for the old "look in our ship" thing. Classic trap done before by a few bounty hunters."
  • Icky: "WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE TO FREAKEN DO TO PROVE OURSELVES THAT FOUL SHIT CHEESE HATES US NOW!?"
  • Monnoe: "I approve of insulting the jerk, but that's just me having an opinion. If you want to prove you hate Cheese now, you need to do something not even Axxus would do."
  • Zosimo: "Ok, fine. What?"
  • Monnoe: "..... Kidnap, Foully's niece, Blueinna."
  • Lougers and Heroes Act members: "WHAT?!"
  • Magnum: "We were just banished there, and you want us to commit high treason!? Espeically after Foul Cheese threaten to take away the Grand Council's and the Ha's financel stability through his elder brother who's the leader of the currencty trope?! I see now why Axxus wouldn't do that, cause he CLEARLY knows better to do something a truely evil pirate would do?!"
  • Monnoe: "...... You pass."
  • Boss Wolf: "WHAT!?"
  • Icky: "...... DID I MISS SOMETHING!? You said you wanted us to betray everything we stand for just to prove you guys we hate Cheese now, and when we bluntingly refuse, you said we, "Pass"?! What's the logic behind that!?"
  • Monnoe: Well, firstly, you admited that Axxus would never do something an evil pirate would do. Secondly, Blue is actually a close friend of ours. We needed to see if you were on her side and not Foul Cheese's side. Considering that you are on HER side, then we can trust you. Come on out.
  • SpongeBob:... Uh... Okay. (They exit the van)
  • Captain Axxus: Uh, Monnoe? Why are they entering the ship NOT bloodied and bruzed?
  • Monnoe: They said they're on our side now.
  • Captain Axxus: Did you give them the test?
  • Lord Shen: Of course he did. Blue isn't at all deludional like Foul Cheese is, so we're on her side of the issue. We're here to help you with the situation.
  • Xandy: And we brought the rest of the Heroes Act with us. (Nytrox barks)
  • Sacen: Aww, is that a troggle? I never had the chance to see one of those in my life. (All the pirates look at her weird)... Well, aside from that, if you're sure you're on our side, then we'll need to make sure you come with us to our hideout on Ardalicron. My father's a pirate lord, so a good majority of other pirates respect him. Some are even his friends.
  • Magnum: Are you sure about this?
  • Sacen: Well, if you trust us, then that's good enough for me.
  • Captain Axxus: Well, one less group of "Axxus Haters" to worry about then. Onward to Ardalicron. We've got some business to discuss. Especially considering our other threat.
  • Xandy: Other threat?
  • 6-Armed Gorilla: He means my old boss, Captain Rarxter. We'll tell you about him once we get to Ardalicron. While we're on our way, why don't you 'Shell Lodgers' tell us a bit about your adventures?
  • Xandy: Oh, I'm sure as heck they'd be delighted.
  • Cloakblade: We other Heroes Act heroes would like to hear them, too. Xandy tells us a bit about them, but we desire more.
  • SpongeBob: Well, if you really want to know, then we'd be happy to. I'm sure a lot of people in these UUniverses would pay big money to hear about our stories.
  • Captain Axxus: Then tell us about it in our ship's lovely dining room come dinner time. Trust me, returning to Arda is gonna be a long time. Any intermeditate meal we had is gonna vanish rather quickly in terms of space travel. We've got a couple of cuisine that you other UUniversals won't be familiar with, but it tastes great.
  • Xandy: Oh, of course. These guys wouldn't mind trying some of our alternate cuisine. Right? (The Lodgers mumble) Well, don't avoid it until you try it. Come on.

Later...

  • SpongeBob: (The SS Axxus makes it to the Woofu System on it's way to Ardalicron)... But, unfortunately, Meg died before we could get to her. So, we took Seadramon and broke into the Underworld to get her soul back. Unfortunately, it was in this River of Death where any mortal who went in there would age rapidly and die within seconds.
  • Icky: Yeah, kind of like that L'Orfeo play. Except with Hercules and Meg.
  • Cloakblade: What is L'Orfeo?
  • Icky:... Never mind.
  • SpongeBob: Of course, Hercules decided to make a deal with Hades that Meg could get out if he got her out. Of course, we had our doubts that it wouldn't work because we were sure that without him, the Darkspawn would be freed, and the entire UUniverses would be consumed in evil. But, shockingly, he got Meg out because he showed true heroism and restored his godhood. So, Meg was saved, Hades got due commupence, the remaining leagers ran off, and even though Hercules was able to go home again, he decided to become mortal again so he could be with Meg. We weren't so sure what happened to Pain and Panic afterwards. It took us until a few adventures later to figure it out. Regardless, that's how we rescued Olympus from the Villain League.
  • Monnoe: GOOD BUTTERY GOD, THAT IS AWESOME!!!
  • Chenger: "Si."
  • Spyro: "..... (Sighs depressingly.)"
  • Monnoe: "..... Uh, what's with you dude?"
  • Spyro: "........."
  • Cynder: ".... Spyro, had a trumatic exspeareince with a non-space pirate name Blot and a crew of his. We, went through alot of painful exspeairences and betrayals, a few misunderstandings, and.... Lives were lost during it, sometimes by our hand, by accsident, or if we were forced. It happened because a former step-father of mine desided to be a jerk and had us lost at sea because he wanted to snag Kairi to free the darkspawn. You, have to understand that he's, not exactly comfertable at the moment."
  • Axxus sighed.
  • Axxus: "I am actselly not even remotely offenced. I know pirates ain't exactly the pinicale of sainthood.... But he needs to know not all pirates are out for blood and wealth. Sometimes, we just prefer to live, outside of goverment corruption and over-control, and, even, neglect, whether intentional or not."
  • Spyro: "I know of Pirates like that..... But, I'm also depressed that, Blot, was in a position like that... That, a horrorable event pushed him into such a dark edge. He may've just had been a victim of tragity, and I just saw him as a monster because he was afraid to show his soft side cause he's sensitive about his reputation for a title he clearly made-up! I, didn't even stop that real monster Taiklar from claiming him!? I... didn't even realised it, until, when Twilight went through the same shame with Gary..... She, felt awful, of letting him suffer because of something that wasn't even his idea! It, haunted me, with nightmares...."

Flashback, two days after the "Magic Universeity episode.

  • Spyro was twisting and turning on his bed.
  • In his dreams, he was reliving the time he defeated Blot, but it was, alot darker, and Blot was less the big jerk he was.
  • Blot struggled getting up.
  • Blot: "Ok, ok, (shakes and trembles unlike what really happened), you win! I will no longer try to kill you, or get you on me crew! But believe me, I will get even, one way or another!"
  • ???: "Oh really?"
  • An even darker Taiklar and the skeliton pirates are seen.
  • Taiklar grabs Blot!
  • Taiklar: "I LOST ME TREASURE AND BEING ABLE TO KILL GODS TO A VENGEFUL ALICORN THANKS TO YE! NOW, YOU ARE MY NEW TREASURE!"
  • Blot: "No, no, no!!"
  • Taiklar stabs Blot in a much more bloodier fastion then what really accured with his keyblade, and Blot becomes a gold statue!
  • Taiklar: "Welcome to me treasure, Captain Blot, Master of the seas."
  • Taiklar laughed almost demonicly then what really accured as he vanished along with Blot!
  • Spyro: (After shaking off the horror, realises his job is done) Bon Voyage, Captain Blot.
  • ???: "Oh, here you are, talking about being better then me, and yet, you allowed someone you don't know alot of about of why he's so determined to act like this, without concidering he's not as just straight forword evil as one thinks."
  • Malefor's dark shadow looms over Spyro.
  • Malefor voice: "And you dare think your nothing like me? Think again?!"
  • Spyro starts to become more Malefor-ish as evil laughter was heard!
  • Spyro screamed as he screamed waking up!
  • Spyro was breathing in and out.
  • Spyro noticed he was scratching himself again.
  • Spyro: "...... Damn it....... I always scratch myself during nightmares."
  • Spyro heads to his personal wash room, opens a mirror cabinet, grabs a health kit, then closes it to see a blood covered golden statue of Blot, and screamed!
  • Blot Statue: "Why did you left me to go down like that kid?"
  • Spyro was panicking!?
  • Blot Statue: "I know I was being a jerk, (his mouth waterfulled bloody coins) but I didn't know that Cobra loser brought you guys here! I thought you were vagabonds or something!? I just wanted to be an awesome pirate and lived my dreams! I don't support what douches like Cobra are doing?! AND YET YOU LEFT ME TO BECOME MY FORMER IDOL'S TREASURE?! YOU CALLED YOURSELF A HERO?! I DON'T THINK I EVEN WANNA BOTHER MAKING YOUR JOIN MY CREW ANYMORE?! AT LEAST DEAD SEA HELPED ME?!"
  • Blot's arm fell off, sprouting out the Well of Souls' corruption liquid!
  • Spyro panics as it starts to fill the room as he flies to avoid!
  • Blot's Statue: "YOUR NO FREAKING BETTER THEN TAIKLAR?! NO BETTER THEN THAT JERKBRA?! NO BETTER THEN MALEFOR!? (HIS OTHER ARM FALL OFF) YOUR NO FREAKING HERO?! YOU DESERVE TO BE A DARKSPAWN, YOU FREAKING LOSER?! DO YOU HEAR ME?! A DARKSPAWN!? DARKSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN?!"
  • The Head pops out as darken corrupted blood spews out begans to flood the room and drown Spyro in it!
  • Spyro wakes up screaming again!
  • Spyro hyper ventalates.
  • Spyro: "..... Another dream?"
  • Spyro's scratches are worse.
  • Spyro is too scared to try to get to the health kit.
  • Spyro enters a fetal positon, and cries himself to sleep.
  • Spyro: "Blot.... You may be a total self impourent jerk, but you didn't deserved this..... You didn't deserved this......"

Flashback was over.

  • Spyro was in that same fetal position as everyone gave shocked, blank stares.
  • Icky and Iago: "...... DAY-AMMMMMMM!?"
  • Cynder: "...... Spyro...... You, have regrets about Blot's fate because of what originally happened to Gary? I mean, you are right, it wasn't Blot's fault Mang was being a jerk, but he was gonna let a world suffer under dark tyranny so he can get rich. He's not a saint himself.... But, over-all, Taiklar was no better for what he did to him, I'll give you that. Blot was a jerk, but not even he desevred, what he was given. He was just a simple rouge who was just as much a victim as we were to Mang's, idiotcy and misguided nature, and that of the league. When this is over, you, Celestia, Twilight, Discord and Black Kat are gonna have a talk with you about this. They understand what is like to make rash judgements. Ok?"
  • Spyro grabs and hugs Cynder gentely crying.
  • Everyone in the room started to get abit teary eyed, even the normally strong hearted Shen.
  • Lord Shen: "..... How am I gonna explain this to Kairi? She no doubt hates that monkey to pieces."
  • Trixie bursts into crying and ran off!
  • Gilda tamed her own sadness and toughen up.
  • Gilda: "I'll go, help Trixie out of her troubles."
  • Spongebob: "I don't think I'll LOOK AT "SEAS OF CAPTAIN LEGEND" IN THE SAME MINDSET AGAIN!?"
  • Spongebob and Patrick cried?!
  • Banzai: "(Sniffs).... As strange as this sounds, (sniffs with a wimper), I think I lost my appatight!?"
  • Ed cries!
  • Shenzi: "I'd tell ya, (sniffs), to save your tears, but you have the right to cry this time Ed... We all do."
  • Axxus toughen up, and removed the tear.
  • Axxus: "I think, it's best we, take to our seperate rooms to, cope, with the situation. What we heard, is an example why we must consider the other side of the story..... Even.... If it's someone you don't really like.... Dismiss."
  • Icky: "That was, (sniffs), needlessly dark and sad at the same time. It's like a sad story and a creepypasta rolled into one."
  • Sandy sniffs, and toughens up.
  • Sandy: "I'll stay here and help Patrick and Spongebob out of their own, episode."
  • Axxus: Well, we're almost at Ardalicron. By the time we get there, you'll be okay. Sacen, keep them company.
  • Sacen: Aye-aye. (Axxus leaves)...So, you guys enjoy the food?
  • SpongeBob: It's pretty nice, but not as good as the food we eat back home. *Sniff*
  • Icky: Yeah, for some weird fish cuisine, these make the fish I eat at home taste like a life wasted... Which is exactly what a fish is, now that I think about it.
  • 6-Armed Gorilla: Yeah, we have to make sure our meals accompany a certain individual's natural diets such as herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, insectivores, piscivores, the list goes on.
  • Sandy: Well, these nuts seem to taste nice. Kind of like a blend between a peanut and an acorn.
  • Cloakblade: Those are called peadits, Mrs. Cheeks. Salty and filled with minerals and proteins. Not so bad a nut, I might say.
  • SpongeBob: If any of you get the chance to come to our worlds, you should try some Krabby Patties.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, indeed. If you don't know, it's a kind of burger that has the tastiest meat ever, which it's formula I have to keep safe on a daily basis due to a competitive restaurant across the street.
  • Patrick: Hey, Sponge, do you still have that pizza you carried around our old moisodes for some reason?
  • SpongeBob: Not anymore. The producer said that we had to throw it away because it was all moldy.
  • Squidward: Well, it would help if you just let us eat it instead of saying it was for a non-existent customer.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, I have no idea why I said that in one of the moisodes, but I think it was in one of the first moisodes, where the producer was just starting his crossover works. Plus, after I've been using the pizza as a parachute multiple times, I think it was pretty obvious how it got so moldy.
  • Magnum: What's a pizza?
  • Patrick: "...... You poor, poor creatures you."
  • Po: Oh, everybody in our worlds loves pizza. It's dough that's covered with sauces, cheese, and other kinds of toppings. It's a very extreme delight. There are a lot of pizza restaurants in our worlds.
  • Sandy: Originated from a place in our world called Italy...Or at least every kind of Italy in every one of our worlds.
  • Icky: And between you and me, I think it's a cousin of lasagna.
  • Po: Okay, let's not talk about food so I can't be hungry again, okay?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, let's not.
  • Sacen: So, are there any other stories after that last one you told us?
  • SpongeBob: Well, after that, there was an adventure where we travelled back in time to the time of our origin adventure, but since the producer had a huge error during it's production, we don't remember much of it. The only remnants we have of it is a classified DVD that Skipper seems to keep out of our sight.
  • Lord Shen: "So, Sacen. I assume your pretty loyal to your father's position as a, "Pirate Lord"? Exactly how does one became a lord of gold lusting bandits?"
  • Sacen: ".... He actsidently bungled and destroyed the statue of what was the preivious Pirate Lord and was mistaken for meaning it, then was lucky to have his uncle and the pirate council to bail him out and got Rarxter kicked out of Arda... Rarx, hates us ever since."
  • Monnoe: "You see, pirates here are alot different then the jerks you dealt with. Our reason for piracy isn't THAT greed based. Alot of us became pirates to keep oursalves away from poverty, and to punish real criminals hiding behind governer desks and armies like Cheese! Arca, was also a victim of being part of a crappy law system."

Flashback.

  • (Monnoe): "Taxes, were the worse here. Everyone entered a terrorable poverty because of a corrupt govener who valued his money more then actselly caring for anyone! He always threaten the Grand Council of old with threatening but empty threats to make them back off so he can stay a successful Tyrant. Finally, the people of Arca, had the fuck enough! We had ourselves, the most awesomeness mutinity in the history of everything! The people made the govener walk the plank over the Junja Shark infested waters, and, well, nuff said. The People of Arca devoted their lives to be free of laws and their hypocritical unfairness..... But, thanks to some of them confusing "lawlessness" means "nessersaringly being evil", well....... Let's just say, Arca's popularly also died with the tyrant of Arca."

Reality.

  • Monnoe: "But we say if those jerks had just better embraced that being lawless doesn't mean you have to be evil, I think people would've at least respected us alittle bit."
  • Icky: "I see, so, your saying people become lawless because of assholes who make laws kept abusing them to get rich out of the public? I guess Spyro wasn't kidding about why Blot himself was an asshole."
  • Cynder: "So, if we could find a good pirate to become a Pirate Lord of the Desteny Islands pirates and get rid of whatever undesevring scumbag is current Pirate Lord, we might ease Celestia's Parents burden of having to deal with a pirate ploblem if Pirates learn to reserve their lawlessness to those who have it coming, like bad pirates or corrupt offitcals."
  • Lord Shen: "Something we'll deal with in good timing. Besides, we also would have to somehow ease Celestia's parents of their own dislike for pirates thanks to that Taiklar beast. And devines know it's not easy to talk a god out of hating sinners."
  • Soothsayer: "Celestia might be more, persaisive when she is capable to understand and consider every side of the story, even if it's from someone she herself would disapprove of."
  • Squidward: "Personal lives aside, I am still not sure about heading to a lawless planet! What if they steal something from me, or question Axxus for bringing outsiders here!?"
  • Sacen: "Don't worry. You guys are going as pirates."
  • Mr. Krabs: "YOUR GONNA TURN US INTO PIRATES?!"
  • Monnoe: "Tell them, Big Lipped Rodruy."
  • The same Croc-like creature from before is Big-Lipped Rodruy. He gets up and clears his throat
  • Rod: "If your going to hang with pirates, then your gonna BE Pirates! Nothing personal, it's part of the pirate 600 vows! It isn't proper pirate conduct to hang with Non-Pirates unless they're either your prisoners, or love mates, and, I don't think we have the right amount of males and females to say we're dating you guys."
  • Spyro sighed.
  • Spyro: "Oh, boy! It's Blot all over again!"
  • Cynder: ".... Uh, Blot, also tried to turn Spyro into a pirate and forcing him to betray all he learns to be good to become, and I qoute, a blood thirsty thief. He's, obviously still recovering from that."
  • Vancer: "Some of us also have a reputation with people who still have faith in the law! My family would judge me poorly if I desided to hang with a bunch of, no offence, convicted felons!"
  • Monnoe: "Relax, we're not gonna make you pirates PERIMENTLY! It's only for when we enter Arca! Trust me, they don't, hate heroes persay, but they're abit, cautious cause, well, again, thanks to a few rotten Slapples in the bunch, we don't have a good relation to any kind of people who fight for the law!"
  • Icky: "So, it's either go "Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of Rum", or we're alien shark bait? I vote for not getting eaten by Alien sharks!"
  • Po: "Me too!"
  • Iago: "Oh, why not? Parrots already have an imfamous reputation for being Pirate familiers, why, it's practicly painfully expected of me!"
  • Cynder: "Well, Spyro would prefer it to stay it out, cause, you know. I'll stay with him so he won't, freak out when he gets his "Blot Hallusonations" again."
  • Sparx: "Blot Hallusonatons?"
  • Cynder: "Don't ask."
  • Banzai: So, to recap, you want us to act like pirates so we can be safe?
  • Rod: Yes. But you have to make it look REAL. Not just act like pirates, BE pirates. It's the only safety precaution to protect you from being mince meat.
  • Sacen: But you only have to do it when you're on Ardalicron.
  • SpongeBob:... Okay, we can do that. Does everyone feel okay with acting like a pirate?
  • Shenzi: Well, some of us might not. Some of us seem to be sensitive about it.
  • Tigress: It's true. But in my case, I merely find acting like a pirate to be unnecessary. I've never dressed up like one in my life. I just don't think it's very proper for a kung fu master to pretend to be a pirate.
  • Shifu: Well, not unless if it was for a greater cause. I have been undercover as a pirate in one of my missions before, so I don't find it that silly or mal-approbeate.
  • Sandy: Well, you have to try, Tigress. In fact, we'll show you how.
  • Sacen: Oh, acting like a pirate is easy. The first step is to dress like one. In this planet, you need to dress like a space pirate.
  • Monnoe: That means you can't dress like the classical pirates we know on other worlds. Only high rankers like Axxus can get away with that. You need to have 'space age' pirate outfits. We've got a whole load of them in our dressing compartment. Our PTA to Ardalicron is only 1 hour, so we need to do it fast. Follow me.
  • Icky: Okay, if you say so.

Dressing Compartment

  • Iago: "Well, here's the thing here, we don't know what Space Pirates dressed like since we're abit more familier with classics. Hell, even the Space Pirates we have in our universe dressed like classics!"
  • Monnoe: "Big lip, show them."
  • Rod opens a metal door and reveils a load of outfits.
  • Icky: "...... I think we have some assumsons now."

A dress senqunce plays as this song plays.

Shiver My Timbers Lyrics

Shiver My Timbers Lyrics

  • Tigress: I look ridiculous.
  • Sandy: Oh, please, you look like a REAL space pirate.
  • Icky: You know, I think I'll get used to wearing this all the time.
  • Iago: RAWWWKKK! WE'RE REAL PIRATES RIGHT HERE, RAAWWKK!!! Please, it was silly enough I had to act like this when I was still on Jafar's side.
  • Po: I don't think this will work, because won't the pirates see that we aren't from these worlds considering what kind of animals we are?
  • Chenger: Oh, you'll be okay. We'll say you're pirates from the other universes. Your gonna be S'aright. (Dumps water on himself, and he gasps)
  • Private: I find it odd that a fish like you can stay on land like that.
  • Kowalski: That's not really that strange in our universes, Private. There is a certain kind of fish that can go on land called the mudskipper.
  • Private: Oh, yeah. I saw one of them before. Couldn't eat it because it was covered in mud. BLECH!!!
  • Chenger: Yeah, I'm one of the many fishes out of water, but I still need to stay wet all the time. Isn't that what your sponge friend has to go through?
  • SpongeBob: Well, in my own world, I do. But when me, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are outside our own world, we don't actually need it. Gotta be thankful for cartoon logic.
  • Viper: So, I guess it's best if we show Tigress how to act like a pirate.
  • SpongeBob: Easy as pie. Every kid in the UUniverses knows what it takes to be one. First, we'll start with the usual line: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Tigress:... Okay, I am NOT doing that.
  • Icky: Wow, what a wiener. (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
  • Shenzi: Okay, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.
  • ???: PLANET HO!!!
  • Monnoe:... Guys, we'll have to get started because we've already arrived. Let's go. (They all leave, and they look out the windows to see the planet)
  • Sandy: Wow! It's HUGE!
  • Axxus: It's a Super-planet to be exact. It's how we classify planets' diameters. It's larger than the planet we all know, Marbon.
  • Private: Marbon?
  • Xandy: That's where the humans of our UUniverses came from. Now, their alien allies populate it. I gotta tell you, that place is a knockout. My aunt and uncle took me to an amusement park there.
  • Private: Ohh, so it's like your version of Earth?
  • Xandy: If that's where YOUR humans came from, yes.
  • SpongeBob: Oh yeah, Earth is the most noted world we know. Each system in our UUniverses has a different version of Earth. Why, at times, those different versons are not even called earth.
  • Axxus: Brace yourselves everyone, we're about to enter Ardalicron's gravitational field. And please be care of random falling objects! (The SS Axxus suddenly moves faster) (Gets bonked in the head by a vise) OWCH! Oh, just when I said it! Sacen, make sure the ship moves from side to side so we don't burn up.
  • Sacen: Aye-aye, captain! YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE! GET THIS HUNK OF METAL MOVING!
  • 6-Limbed Gorilla: Easier done than said for ol' Croon the Goon! (Takes the controls, and swivels the ship left and right)
  • Sacen: You Shell Lodgers better brace yourselves. It's gonna be a bumpy landing.

Ardalicron

  • Icky: (The Lodgers scream wildly as the SS Axxus makes it to a landing pad right near a partially-dilapidated fortress)... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Gilda covers his mouth)
  • Gilda: We've landed, Ickster!
  • Icky: Oh, right. Of course we did.
  • Axxus: Welcome, Lodgers, to our humble abode. It ain't much, but it's a perfect hideaway for us.
  • Tigress: Funny, I don't see any other pirates around.
  • Axxus: Don't let looks get the better of you, miss! This fortress contains the pirates you speak of. Our other pirate allies are in there waiting for us to report our progress, all the while engaging in typical pirate shenanigans. You all need to act like you belong here, and you'll be right as rain.
  • Shifu: Just do your best, Tigress.
  • Tigress: I'll try, Master. I won't enjoy it, but I'll try.
  • Axxus: Well then. Off we go. (They exit the SS Axxus, and enter the fortress)

Fortress

  • Pirates are seen rough housing, shouting, fighting, and getting drunk.
  • An Octopus alternate universeal appeared.
  • AUU Octopus: "HEY!? PIRATE LORD AXXUS IS BACK, YA ROGS!? ASSUME POSITIONS?!"
  • Pirates: "PIRATE LORD AXXUS!?"
  • Auu Octopus: "What, is there a bloody ehco here? ALCHORSE PIRATE LORD AXXUS?! NOW PICK UP YER SHITS AND READY THIS ROOM!? (They all do that, and Axxus and his crew arrive) Welcome back, Captain Axxus! I trust your heist went rather well?"
  • Captain Axxus: Indeed it has, Mr. Armall. Indeed it has. And on the way, we picked up a few stragglers along the way. Told us they're pirates from the other UUniverses we've heard so much about.
  • Pirate #1: (A boar-like creature) You mean the place where the heroes that stopped the Villains Act came from?
  • Pirate #2: (A giraffe-like antelope) Why the hell would some Otherworldly UUniversal pirates come to us?
  • Axxus: You question's as good as mine, Jorndy. But for some reason, they've come to help me with my problem. Come on out, laddies. (The Shell Lodgers come out)
  • SpongeBob: ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
  • Po: Well, this be a strange pirate group. But strange doesn't matter to us pirates.
  • Tigress:... (Bored out of her mind) Argh.
  • Mr. Armall:... Well, greetings, fellow pirates. Welcome to the Axxus Fortress.
  • An Aged Alternate Warthog Pirate in black clothing and a walking crutch appeared.
  • Axxus: "Groson!"
  • Groson: "Ha! Axxus, you loveable slippy basturd, good to see you again!"
  • A clumsy Ostrach like alternate universeal crashed through the wall!
  • Axxus: "Oh, nice enternece Sloop Oops."
  • Sloop: "Axxus?! You came back!?"
  • Icky: "Nice friends ya got here."
  • Groson: Oh mind ol' Sloops, he's just the resident laugh factory, and- (Realises that he's talking to strangers)... Uh... Who are THESE guys?
  • Axxus: They are pirates from the Alternate UUniverses that the famous 'Shell Lodge Squad' came from. Claiming they want to help me stop Foul Cheese and Rarxter.
  • Groson: Pirates, eh? (Looks closely at their faces)... I don't sense no REAL piracy in them.
  • SpongeBob: Excuse me, oinkers? We be REAL pirates for sure!
  • Icky: "We'd be the pirates who looted the crap out of worlds! We even stole from that super-being planet Kra-Toes! We're scury mutts of the milkyway! We dunk our cookies on it too?!"
  • Groson: "..... You dunk your cookies, on space gas?"
  • Icky: "..... Okay, that sounded cooler in my head."
  • Groson: (Hardy laughs) If you haven't noticed by now, I've been a pirate for over 50 years.
  • Private: 50 years?
  • Groson: 50 YEARS!!!
  • Private: I didn't even know creatures in these worlds lived that long.
  • Skipper: Me neither, laddie.
  • Icky: "I didn't know pirates can live that long. I thought the skurvy would get them- er, I mean, US, by now."
  • Groson: Don't think so, bird? I'm a Harwogg! I can live up to 172 years! But, we mostly die in our 165-168 years before we even get there. But me? I'm still in me 70s! DO PIGS IN YER' WORLDS LIVE THIS LONG, YOU DIRTY TORNUAS?!?
  • Marty: Not that much, sir! Now get yer' face out of OUR faces!
  • Groson:... Okay, but I don't know if any of ye' are real pirates. As far as I'm concerned, yer' just a bunch of imposters trying to blend in so we don't feed ya' to our Junja Sharks! (A bunch of large red-eyed dark blue and white sharks are seen staring at them savagely) I mean, I've learned to swim safely with them creatures. One of em' down there is my pet. AHOY THERE, SAVATINA!!! (One of the sharks grunts crankily)..... He likes me.
  • Lord Shen (to himself): "Doesn't sound like it to me."
  • Mantis: (Shivers) Sounds pretty bloody.
  • Groson: Oh, it is. They're pretty vicious when huntin' in packs in the open ocean. They need a whale of a diet to satisfy them. And I mean literally. They mainly hunt whales. You don't wanna mess with 'em, or it might be the last thing ye' ever do.
  • Po:... Glad to know, fellow pirate. (Gulps)
  • Groson: Well, I need to use the poop deck right quick! I'll be right out. Sloop? Why don't you show em' and Axxus' crew to the top floor. They could really use some gettin' used to.
  • Sloop: Of course, I'd be delighted to- WHOA!!! (Crashes head first into a table) OUCH! I THINK I SWALLOWED MY GOLDEN TOOTH!
  • Pirate #3: (An alligator-like reptile) You don't even HAVE teeth.
  • Sloop: Oh... Then what DID I swallow?
  • Icky: "Oy fey......"

Top Floor

  • Sloop: "I know it's not much it ain't, but since we can't risk going to fancy hotels thanks to, well, issues, it's home."
  • Icky: "What was with that old fart given us the stink eye?"
  • Sloop: "Oh, he's known to be paraniod to alot of new people. They say he wasn't born with trust glands."
  • Tigress: "Well, tecnecally, no one is, cause trust is an abstract consect and-"
  • Chenger latches into Tigress's face!
  • Tigress (muffled): "Get, off of my face!"
  • Spongebob: "(Quietly) Tigress, pirates aren't suppose to sound smart.... Unless that's suppose to be their sthick."
  • Sloop: "All 'ight thens. Men sleep in the left, girls get sometime in the right."
  • Tigress takes Chenger off!
  • Tigress: "Good, cause I need a long break from-"
  • Sloop blocks Tigress from the girl's side.
  • Sloop: "(Laughs), Now now, ya little stanker. This is a girl's side only it is. Ladies need their privatcy you know. We don't want to encourage the steriotype about Pirates having no decenty to women, do we?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, uh, your not doing much of a good job discouraging the steriotype either, bud."
  • Sloop: "What do you mean, mate?
  • Tigress: "......... I am a woman, you idiot?!"
  • Sloop: "........ Has anyone ever told you can be mistaken for a guy?"
  • Monkey: "You have, NO idea! Also, the moustace like cat wiskers don't really seem to help."
  • Sloop: "Honest mistake. She has very mannish quilites. I mean, where's her boobs?"
  • Tigress judo punches Sloop!
  • Sloop: "...... I kinda deserved that."
  • Axxus: "Uh, your, free to show yourself out."
  • Sloop awkwordly walked away.
  • Icky: "....... Did ya had to punch the dude? I mean, granted, he was being alittle dumb with you, but that's expected when pirates ain't normally known to be educated people."
  • Axxus: ".... Actselly, I would be offended if that wasn't half-true in some cases."
  • Sacen: "Well, we're not ALL idiots, if that's what your thinking."
  • Shenzi: "Well, let's all turn in for the night. We got, ALOT, to think here."
  • Spongebob: "..... You think Spyro and Cynder would be ok on their own on that ship?"
  • Unknown to them, Sloop was secretly listening.
  • Sloop: "...... I think something funny is going on here, me thinks. How do those pirates know of those lougers unless..... (Gasps), What if...... I need to look into this."
  • Sloop leaves but then comicly falls down the stairs!
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  • Sloop: "...... I'm okay!"

S.S. Axxus.

  • Spyro sighed.
  • Spyro: "Look at me Cynder. I'm acting like a cowerd. A cowerd like Foul Cheese, because of a mistake that I arragantly accepted once."
  • Cynder: "Well, it's propbuly for the best. Your obviously not yet ready to be among pirates, let alone what could be in that fortress."
  • Spyro sighs.
  • Spyro: "Your right.... The worse is behind us, right?"

Cargo of the ship.

  • In two crates, Two Imperial Guards burst out, which are simuler to a Alternate Gecko and a Alternate Fox.
  • Alternate Fox: "Oh, I do say, Greek-crack. Why did I EVER agreed to listen to your stupid plan to secretly board this death ship of those criminals while they were in Mrex, I'll never know!"
  • Creek the Gecko like creature: "Well, think about it Julymusk, if we became the guards who capture Axxus and bring him to justise, we'll be heroes! Cheese will actselly love us and reconsider banishing us from Urex for the jackstrap innosent. Why, we could join the Heroes Act for this!"
  • Julymusk: "Oh, you sad, sad dreamer. There's no telling where we even are!"
  • Creek: "Ok, if it'll calm you down, we'll check on a window outside."

Empty hallway.

  • Creek and July freaked out when they see they're in Arca!
  • Julymusk: "..... We're dead..... So very, very dead!"
  • Creek: "Uh, I, I know this looks bad, but, maybe, we'll get such as much of a good reward if we..... Hijack the ship!"
  • Julymusk: "..... How does stealing ONE ship stop Axxus?"
  • Creek: ".... We'll ransom it to him for all the money he stolen from Urex and for him to turn himself over!"
  • Julymusk slapped Creek!
  • Julymusk: "Idiot! He'll just get another ship and give Fouliouios even more trouble!"
  • Creek: "Well, we can still Hijack it to go back to Mrex, re-collect the loot he stolen, and return to Urex, and still become heroes."
  • Julymusk: "..... Ugh. I'm mostly in it for just getting out of here."
  • Creek: "Shh! I think I hear voices in that room!"

The room Spyro and Cynder.

  • Spyro: "I just hope this goes off without innosdent. (Creek and Julymusk secretly watch). I mean, what if Cheese found out what we were doing suddenly befriending his enemy? And he would be worse then just taking away the funding for the HA and the Grand Council.... He would turn the Grand Council, and the entire alternate universe against us."
  • Cynder: "Spyro, if we played this correctly, everyone will rekindise Axxus has more good then his lack of respect for law has shown. We have nothing worry about.

Outside.

  • Creek: ".... Cockpit, now."
  • The duo ran for it!

Cockpit.

  • Julymusk and Creek started to fight over the controls!
  • Creek: "LET ME DRIVE?!"
  • Julymusk: "No you reptilian joke, I am a more exspearience driver!"
  • Creek: "I wanna drive?!"

Outside

  • The Ship started to fly around doing many random tricks as Creek and Julymusk kept arguing!

Cockpit

  • Julymusk: "I HAVE A DRIVER'S LISENCE!?"
  • Creek and Julymusk argued?!

Room

  • Spyro and Cynder screamed!
  • Cynder: "WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
  • Spyro: I think somebody's hijacking the ship! We gotta stop it!

Cockpit

  • Creek: Wait a minute, don't you think we should get rid of those creatures first?
  • Julymusk: We'll take them prisoner! We'll expose their allegiance to Axxus, and be bigger heroes. THE UUNIVERSES WILL LOVE US FOREVER!!!
  • ???: Not 'love', 'LOATHE'! (Spyro and Cynder appear)
  • Spyro: Get off of this ship or we'll kick you off!
  • Julymusk: No way, lizard! We're gonna hold you two hostage so we can keep your allies away from us. You need to be exposed for your betrayal of the AUU Grand Council, if not the betrayal to Urex's goverment!
  • Cynder: You two are making a BIG mistake. Holding people hostage isn't a way to become heroes. Plus, Axxus is not a criminal. He's trying to provide money for Mrex!
  • Creek: By STEALING money! That can't be something we're gonna let slide, yo! You two are coming with us, like it or not!
  • Spyro: Fine. You leave us no choice. (Breathes fire on them)
  • Julymusk/Creek: YAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!

Boys' Apartment

  • Tai: Uh, guys? Do you hear the sound of a spaceship flying?
  • Patrick: Sorry.
  • Tai: NOT YOU! From outside.
  • Mantis: I don't think we can see what's happening outside because, oh I don't know, THERE'S NO WINDOWS!!!
  • Zosimo: No. That's because the windows are holographic. (Flips one of 2 switches on the wall, and holographic screens appear on 2 of the walls showing a view of the outside)
  • Po: WHOA!
  • Kowalski: HOLOGRAPHIC WINDOWS?!? WOWZA!!! I mean, I know we learnt this before when we first came to these universes, but STILL WOW!?
  • Private: Guys, look! (They see the SS Axxus going crazy)
  • Skipper: BUTTER MELT BISCUITS!!! THE SHIP IS BEING HIJACKED!!!
  • Sam: Along with Spyro, Cynder, and our van.
  • SpongeBob: WE HAVE TO WARN CAPTAIN AXXUS!!!
  • Private: What about Spyro and Cynder? Can't THEY handle it?
  • SpongeBob: Well, just in case they can't, we need to inform Captain Axxus.
  • Vance: There's a intercom over here. (Presses button) ATTENTION, CAPTAIN AXXUS!!! YOUR SHIP IS BEING HIJACKED!!! WE NEED TO STOP IT!!... Uh... SIR!! (Turns off intercom)

Other Room

  • Axxus: WHAT?!? Oh, I am gonna kick some tail for this! (Takes his vibrosword, puts on his captain outfit, and goes out)

SS Axxus

  • Julymusk: GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY!!!
  • Cynder: Get off of this ship! Don't make us hurt you more!
  • Creek: "Please don't hurt us! We don't have guns anymore ever since the jockstrap inosent!?"
  • Spyro: "Why don't you have guns cause of-..... I don't want to know."
  • Julymusk: "It's better you don't, really."
  • Creek: "Please! We just want Cheese to like us again!"
  • Cynder: "Don't you two know what he's been doing?"
  • Julymusk: "To be honest, no idea. We're mainly just new recruits as of... The past few weeks, but we were redused to be sent to that mudhole Mrex cause of the Jockstrap innsodent."
  • Creek: "Which wasn't THAT much our fault!"
  • Cynder: "Spyro, I think these guys aren't a threat. They're just a bunch of bad luck-ridden idiots."
  • Spyro: "Under the condition you land this thing before you cause serious damage, you guys will avoid getting further burned in the butts."
  • Julymusk: "Well maybe not from you, but I doubt these criminals would be as merciless as-"
  • Creek: "TREE!?"
  • Julymusk: "Since when does a tree know- AGGGH?!"
  • The Ship zooms around a giant tree!
  • Julymusk: "Oh, that was as close as-"
  • Creek: "TOWER?!"
  • Julymusk: "AGGGH?!"
  • The Ship misses the tower.
  • Tower Pirate: "SUNDAY DRIVER?!"
  • Julymusk: "Oh, that is even more closer then-"
  • Creek: "SUPPLY DEPOT?!"
  • The Ship crashes face first into a supply depot!
  • Julymusk: "..... Shouldn't there be a Ka-boom?"
  • Creek, Cynder, and Spyro: "DON'T JINX IT?!" (Suddenly, the SS Axxus blows up, and Spyro, Cynder, Julymusk and Creek are launched right into the air)
  • Axxus: CRAP!!! THEY WRECKED MY FLAPPIN' SHIP!!!
  • Sacen: Hey, there's the lizard things up in the air!
  • Axxus:... Uh-oh. They're going straight into the- (Spyro and the group fall right into the shark-infested waters)... Junja Shark Pools.
  • Sparx: GREAT SCOT!!! THEY'RE GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE!!!
  • Skipper: WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!!! (They run off after them)

The Junja Shark Pools

  • Julymusk: (He and Creek gasp for air while Spyro and Cynder surface) Oh, no! (They see the Junja Sharks swimming towards them) SHARKS!!!
  • Spyro: TIME TO GO!!! (He and Cynder grab Julymusk and Creek, but the Junja Sharks pull them straight into the water again)
  • Cynder: OH, NO YOU DON'T!!! (They both dive into the water where the two hijackers are surrounded by Junja Sharks. Cynder and Spyro go down and defend them by freezing them in ice and blowing them around in currents. They grab Julymusk and Creek, and resurface, where the two gasp for air again)
  • Julymusk:... You saved us?
  • Spyro: Hey, nobody's THAT heartless. (They fly them to the docks where they meet up with the others)
  • Trixie: GUYS! Are you okay?!?
  • Spyro: "Well, we've been better."
  • Axxus: "Imperials?!"
  • Axxus holds Creek and Julymusk at gunpoint!
  • Lord BIAB: "It's ok sir. I indicated that they're harmless idiots. No traces of weapony on them."
  • Axxus: ".... Well, yeah, but they wreaked my ship."
  • ???: "AND THE SUPPLY DEPOT?!"
  • A heavily bearded Unotter is seen.
  • Axxus: "Uh oh."
  • Spyro: "Who's that?"
  • Axxus: "My uncle. Longbeard Axxus the Pirate. The member of the High Ranker council in the fortress."
  • Longbeard: "Tarcroy, those imperials have destroyed my brother's ship, AND the supply depot! We're helpless against a future attack from Rarxter! I hope you plan to have those scum punished?!"
  • Axxus: "Well, they're harmless idiots uncle, they're not a threat."
  • Longbeard: "But all in all, they need to be punished for practicly leaving us with our pirate pants down! (Sees Spyro and Cynder) And who the hell are they!?"
  • The Penguins made shock faces.
  • Rico: 'Uh oh."
  • Cynder: "...... Meow?"
  • Spyro wispers: "The hell?"
  • Cynder wispers: "We need to make ourselves look unsentient."
  • Longbeard: "I AIN'T STUPID YA BULGE CRATS!? (Brings out giant lazer sword) TALK!? WHO ARE YOU AND WHO SENT YOU HERE!?"
  • Axxus: Uncle Longbeard, don't! I brought them here! These guys are the Shell Lodge Squad that saved our worlds from the Villains Act. You cannot tell the others about this.
  • Longbeard: I'm sorry, Tarcroy, but vigilantes like these bust guys like us, and somebody MUST know. Plus, these imperials MUST be punished.
  • Axxus: Hey, you owe me a favor! Don't you remember when I saved you from those Junja Sharks 2 weeks ago? You were like 'I literally owe you a favor'. The favor is that you cannot tell anyone about this.
  • Longbeard: And what if I do?
  • Axxus: I'll throw you back into the Junja Shark Pool and not save you this time. That'll surely teach you not to go back on your promise.
  • Longbeard:... You'd do that to your own Uncle?
  • Axxus: Don't you dare test me, I'm not afraid of anything. These guys are not serving Foul Cheese. They want to help us. If you can't see that, then I sure hope you know how to swim even with a bad foot.
  • Longbeard:... Very well. I won't tell anyone. But if I get busted for keeping secrets, then I'm blaming you.
  • Axxus: Fair. Now you can start by dressing these two guys as pirates.
  • Longbeard: Who do ye' think I am, a magician? I don't have any pirate clothing that can fit these guys.
  • Axxus: I don't think they need clothes. All they need is something generic. Like... An eyepatch, or a headcloth.
  • Spyro: Oh, boy. I still don't feel cut out for this.
  • Cynder: Spyro, we've already been discovered, so we don't have a choice.
  • Julymusk: "....... Am I crazy or, did those pirates actselly, not killed us?"
  • Creek: "...... Did we get lost in an alternate dimention?"
  • Spyro: Uh, Mr. Longbeard? What about these two?
  • Axxus: Well, we can't let them leave. or we'll be in more trouble, and it'll surely ruin our plans to end our problems. We have no choice but to keep these idiots here. Plus, they pretty much have to put our supply depot back togather again, so... Your gonna be stuck here for awhile mates. I hope you two didn't have plans for the weekend.
  • Julymusk:... YOU'RE KEEPING US PRISONER?!? I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL ALL THIS TIME!!!
  • Sacen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO, WE AREN'T EVIL!!!
  • Axxus: Hey, watch your language, young lady!
  • Sacen: Father, I'm 20 years old, I'm not a little pup anymore!
  • Longbeard: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!! If you want to violate the honesty regulations of piracy, Axxus, then that's fine, but how are you supposed to keep these guys from leaving?
  • Axxus: Oh, I'm not gonna do it. YOU are.
  • Longbeard: And why should I do that?
  • Axxus: You owe me a FAVOR, remember?
  • Longbeard: Dammit, I so wish I never said those words. Fine, I'll keep them at my place. I have a nice spot for them in my old cell.
  • Julymusk: CELL?!?

Longbeard's House

  • Julymusk: (Both he and Creek are locked up in the cell) YOU REALLY ARE CRIMINALS!!! WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, WE ARE GONNA SEE TO IT THAT FOUL CHEESE EXECUTES YOU!!!
  • Sacen: (Slaps both Julymusk and Creek) You aren't doin' nothing to my father, or you're gonna have to answer to me!
  • Creek: Oh, sure, and get arrested for assault and/or murder. Just how does that help yo? (They both get smacked twice)
  • Sacen: Wise guys, huh? Keep it up, and we'll keep you here FOREVER!
  • Axxus: SACEN! You're surely sounding like a criminal. Please don't encourage them. Or they're never gonna be reasoned with.
  • SpongeBob: Guys, if it'll make you feel any better, we saved your lives. If we were TRUE criminals, we would've left you with those sharks.
  • Creek:... He does make a good point. (Julymusk slaps him)
  • Julymusk: DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES! THEY AND THE HEROES ACT HAVE BETRAYED THEIR OWN NAMES!!!
  • Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THESE ACCUSATIONS RIGHT NOW!!! We need to get some rest. We've got a busy day tomorrow. Some of us need to guard these guys, others need to repair Axxus' ship...
  • Longbeard: AND the Supply Depot!
  • Lord Shen: Yes, and we also need to... Find out what we're fighting against. Didn't one of your pirates mention something about a guy named 'Rarxter'?
  • Axxus: (Yawns) We'll tell ya about it in the morning. We have to get some shut eye. Longbeard, is your cell's security system still functional?
  • Longbeard: As it'll ever be. DNA-scanning fields are operational. Will shock them if they try to escape.
  • Julymask: CRIMINALS!!! CRIMINALS I SAY!!!
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
  • Creek: "... Uh musk? I think we may've counted our flickens before they hatched."
  • Julymusk slapped him again!
  • Creek: "OW?!"

Chapter 3: Foul Cheese's Horrible Truth and The Treacherous Captain Rarxter

Following morning.

  • Creek and Julymusk are now seen in raggy clothing.
  • A brutal Rog pirate with a whip is seen.
  • Pirate Rog: "Alright, ya two imperial swines! You caused alot of trouble yesterday and you owe us a new Supply Depot. In the coming days, Rarxter is coming to cause trouble again, and we can't risk being under-prepared."
  • Julymusk: "Well quite frankly, it served you criminals right-"
  • The Rog whapped the whip, scaring Julymusk into silence!
  • Pirate Rog: "I DIDN'T INSTRUCTED YA TO SPEAK, ARNNEK!?"
  • Creek: "Wow, it's like we never left bootcamp."
  • Pirate Rog: "THAT GOES DOUBLE TO YOU, LIZARD?!"
  • Creek: "Sorry."
  • Pirate Rog: "We're on a 4 day time limit, and I want this building to be at peak condition before Rarxter comes and kill us all, even you clowns."
  • Julymusk: "4 days to repair a depot for supplies? That's a physical impossability?! Why not just incrise lazer defences, you brutes?"
  • Pirate Rog: "Well, we ain't like you RICH GREEDY BASTURDS WHO STEAL FROM THE LESS FORTUNE, NOW ARE WE?!"
  • Creek: "Oh, I get it. It's about Cheese being abit strict, isn't it? And that, tax stuff. I understand the concern, but, Goverments tax and give strict laws to people all the ti-"
  • Pirate Rog roars!
  • Creek and Julymusk scream like girls!
  • Pirate Rog: "I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, IMPERIAL VIG?! NOW YOU AND YOUR VLOX FRIEND BETTER GET TO WORK?!"
  • The Whip becomes a lazer whip and the duo get scared into start repairing the supply depot!
  • The Lougers see this with the HA group.
  • Icky: "Aren't we being a bit unfair to those dorks, even if it is their screaw up that we don't have supplies and our van being wrecked? I'm sure if they just realise Cheesy is the bad guy here, they won't WANT to try and please him anymore."
  • Magnum: "But simply explaining about his mistreatment to the poor and the strict laws won't work so easily. Goverments are known for things like that. Taxes and Laws are pretty rekindiseable practices. It would have to be something very against every goverment practice in the book."
  • Iago: "Oh it's not like that old buzzard commited geniside and covered it up or anything."
  • ???: "I wouldn't say that, now would I?"
  • They see Groson.
  • Icky: "Oh hey, your Axxus' old pirate friend, right? Gross-on, was it?"
  • Groson: "Uh, minus the extra S, and you be correct."
  • Vancer: "You look, unsettlingly sad."
  • Groson: "(Sigh), becuase I'm living proof, that Foul Cheese is capable of much worse actions, then a bad tax and a few unfair laws! Those, we can somewhat forgive. What he did to my childhood home of Krex, forever EARNED Axxus' eturnal Tyrant Taxing!"
  • Aurlena: "Krex? The moon of Krexloonas, the icy gas giant? Not to sound disrespectful, but, I thought the VA destroyed that moon for dissing Darkness Qui for not supplying credits to her."
  • Groson: "Ha! A goverment cover-up to protact his ass, saids I!"
  • Cynder: "Are you sure?"
  • Groson: "I don't blame you for not taking in the word of an old vlog. Me creditability is hard to acknowledge in my old age. But I know there's someone in the island who is creditable. An old Shaman Native Arcanian named VoogBoo. His knowledge is that of a devine!"
  • Tigress: "We'll, be sure to check with him about this."
  • Groson: "One thing though.... He likes tributes. So, either he gets something REALLY nice from you, or he remains silent."
  • Squidward: "We'll buy the old man a gumball."
  • Groson: "No lads, it has to be a MEANINGFUL gift. He doesn't trust gifts you pulled out of your ass so you can get him to tell you something, then he'll think your evil, and curse you for the rest of your days! It happened to a former first mate of Rarxter.... You, don't wanna know what happened to that ape."
  • Icky: "How are we suppose to give a meaningful gift to a guy we don't even know well enough?"
  • Groson: "Simple. It has to be something, he doesn't already have, or really really likes it so much, he can never have just one."
  • Squidward: "So, what does he like more then anything?"
  • Groson: "... That's, what makes him feared in this planet. No one knows WHAT he likes. He's so anichent and mysterious, he doesn't even speak our languise without mimicry magic."
  • Magnum: "Well, considering he's assumingly tribal, he will enjoy something very advance and beautiful."
  • Groson: "Well, maybe, but we don't know WHAT!"
  • Suddenly, They hear a whip sound!
  • Pirate Rog: "HEY!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLACKING OFF?!"
  • Creek: "Dude, chill! I am just looking at my holo-Game Boy! I was gonna take a quick game break! I'm playing Holo-Tecnotris!"
  • Brandy: "..... They have, a Holo-Game boy? This Universe has hologratic video games?"
  • Icky: "Hey, stranger things happen in OUR own universe!"
  • The Pirate Rog takes away Creek's game!
  • Creek: "Hey!? I was just getting started!?"
  • Pirate Rog: "EITHER YOU RESUME WORK OR I'M BREAKING THIS THING!?"
  • Axxus: "Bromose, at ease!"
  • Pirate Rog, named Bromose, stood still in a salute!
  • Bromose: "Sir! I am just making these worthless clowns repair the depot?!"
  • Axxus: "Actselly, I had been talking with our, guests, and they felt that if these two idiots realise Foul Cheese isn't worth being obedient too, they'll be MUCH more wiling to play by our rules, and they'll complain and insult us alot less."
  • Bromose: "Brillient Idea, sir! Very well, my shift is over anyway, it's break time."
  • He left.
  • Creek grabs his Holo-Game boy back!
  • Creek: "Aw man, I missed you Holo-Game boy!"
  • Julymusk: "Oh, grow a sense of dignity, will you?"
  • Axxus: "Ahem. Listen, fellas...  I feel as if we're both gotten off on the wrong foot here."
  • Creek: "Oh, things happen bro. No worries."
  • Julymusk slaps Creek!
  • Julymusk: "HE'S A CRIMINAL, REMEMBER?!"
  • Creek: "I know, it's just, I'm abit more open that the stuff Foul C.' been saying might be abit exaggerated, you know?"
  • Julymusk: "THEN EXPLAIN THE MILLION OF GUARDS THAT GET HURT OR MURDERED BY HIM OR HIS, MONSTERIOUS MACHINES?!"
  • Creek: "Well, maybe there's something we just don't understand why he does it. Maybe, there's more then neither of us are looking at."
  • Julymusk:... (Grabs him by the shirt, and begins slapping him) HE *Slap* IS *Slap* A *Slap* CRIMINAL!!! Don't know the definition? A PERSON WHO COMMITS CRIMES!!! THIS GUY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!! HE IS A PIRATE!!! HE- (Suddenly, Bromose whips them both with his laser whip) AAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWIE!!!
  • Creek: AAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWZZZZZAAAA!!!!
  • Bromose: I'll not tolerate a cross word about our captain! Any more, and I'll charge up the power so there will be MORE pain! (Amplifies the power of the laser whip) GOT IT?!?
  • Julymusk:... (High-pitched) Okay!
  • Bromose: That's what I thought. (Leaves again)
  • Lord Shen: Now, Captain? Who is this 'Rarxter' guy that is after you?
  • Axxus: Well, Captain Rarxter is a really unpleasent pirate who... I may've ruined long ago. But not purposely ruined. Though in one hand, he deserved to be ruined because he committed REAL crimes. He stole riches not for what's right, but for himself. But at the same time, I didn't, nessersarly meant the downfall to happen, it, just did because of one simple slip. If you guys will come with me to the top floor of me fortress. I'll explain everything about him before we go on this mission to go after VoogBoo.
  • Po: (Starts laughing) VOOGBOO!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD SINCE SHAMUS POOPDECK MCFARTY!!!...(Everyone starts laughing)
  • Axxus: Okay, his name isn't THAT funny.
  • Squidward: IT'S HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs) WOOHOOHOOHOO!!!
  • SpongeBob: Now, (Laughs)... Let's get to the top floor before we wind up breaking our laugh boxes... That is for some of us who HAVE laugh boxes depending on the ones who have mentioned them. Come to think of it, we're the only universe that has them. But that's not important!
  • Axxus: Follow me. (They enter the fortress)

Top Floor

  • Icky: "Ok, so, what did you do to the guy to piss him off?"
  • Axxus: "Well, you see, back then, I was no more different then, most of the others here. I wore modern pirate clothing like everyone else. It was back when Rarxter was enjoying his Pirate Lord days."

Flashback.

  • Axxus as a proper modern space pirate is seen waxing a golden statue of an Elepent like universeal.
  • (Axxus): "I wasn't as popular as I am now. You see, Unotters are not, powerful animals.... or strong...... Or, anything that quilifies a good Pirate Lord. I wasn't even good with the ladies."
  • We see Axxus getting slapped in the face by multiable women.
  • (Axxus): "... Then again, maybe it's because I have a very slappable face."
  • (A slap was heard)
  • (Axxus): "OW?!"
  • (Icky): "Sorry. You said you had a very slappable face. And your right."
  • (Axxus): "..... Anyway..... I was just another low-class underling, desten to eventally die in a big raid. That was when I saw.... Her."
  • A female Unotter in a vicotrion-like dress is seen eschorted by two 6 arm gorrillas torwords a huge throwne with a silluetted figure on it.
  • (Axxues): "She was the most beautiful non-pirate I ever seen. She was, yet another unlucky lass aducted by Rarxter's apes cause he was trying to find himself a wife. I feel sorry for the girl. I was pondering if there was something I could do. Little did I realise..."
  • Axxus was unknowingly leaning against the golden statue, and tipped it over as it shattered and broke into a million pieces, with Axxus realising it, seeing it in shock.
  • Every single pirate and Captive maiden sees this, even the Unotter who captured Axxus eye.
  • Axxus: "..... Uh oh..... Not good."
  • ???: "AXXUS?!"
  • The Silluette stomp torwords Axxus, reveiling himself to the the exact Elephant like creature the statue was!
  • Axxus: "Uh, Pirate Lord Rarxter, I can explain! It was an accsident! I mean, you know it's me! Tarcroy Axxus the Klutz!"
  • (Spongebob): "You were once named "Axxus the Klutz"?"
  • (Axxus): "I had a bad tendingy to be a clumzy oaf and get myself into bad situations."
  • (Sandy): "You weren't like that when you robbed the bank."
  • (Axxus): "My uncle helped me to get over my clumsy self."
  • (Icky): "Ahh, that makes sense."
  • Rarxter: "You bloody twat!? I had to steal a thoundson gold to make that statue!?"
  • Axxus: "Couldn't you just melt it down and start over again?"
  • Rarxter: "IT WON'T BE THE SAME!? IT'LL RUIN IT'S VALUE TO ARCA!?"
  • Axxus: "I said it was an accsident?!"
  • Rarxter: "You did it on porpose?! You have NO respect for your pirate lord!?"
  • Axxus: "I wouldn't say I have no respect, I just don't support your actions."
  • Rarxter: "WHAT!?"
  • Axxus: "Well, you steal things for your own gain, not to help others. You follow the forsaken ways of Lamistan the corrupted instead with what the Pirate Lords of Revoluion intended! Even your grandfather! They would frown at you that your becoming just another Lamistan!"
  • Rarxter roared a elephant trumpet!
  • Axxus: "..... Well, someone can't take an honest opinion..."
  • Rarxter: "Your dead Axxus, DEAD!?"
  • Axxus: "Uh oh! Really not good!?"
  • Axxus made a run for it as Rarxter surprisingly kept up and persued him!
  • Ape Goon: "GO GUT HIM UP, BOSS!?"
  • Some Apes blocked the direction Axxus was going, as Rarxter started to close in.
  • Rarxter: "You better defends yourself, (Tosses Axxus a lazer blade) boy. I like my victims to try and hopelessly fight back."
  • Axxus: "Y-y-y-y-You know the Pirate council won't approve of you attacking a random pirate over an accsident! Espiecally not my uncle, even if he does think I'm an idiot.... Wait, that sounded better in my head."
  • Rarxter: But you already insulted my honor by destroying my statue, and you must not go unpunished. You must die! (They both get into a duel) Is THAT the best you can do, you little freak? (Manages to knock the laser sword out of Axxus' grasp, and grabs him by the legs) Pathetic!
  • Axxus: Please, don't kill me! There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do! I've never even got laid!
  • Rarxter: Too bad, so sad. You should've thought of that earlier. I'm sure my Junja Sharks will enjoy making a meal out of you. (Cackles and takes him away)
  • (Axxus): I thought for sure I wasn't gonna see the light of day again. But I hadn't realized that the female I saw a few moments ago was able to secretly report it to the Pirate Council in the middle of the night when nobody was looking.
  • Rarxter: Tarcroy Axxus, you have been accused of dishonoring me and have been sentenced to death. Everyone, jettison the dead weight.
  • Hexilla #1: Aye-aye, sir! Prepare the plank!
  • Hexilla #2: Preparing the plank! (Puts the plank over, and they all hold Axxus at gunpoint and escort him to the plank where dozens of Junja Sharks wait with bright red eyes, and Axxus gulps)
  • Rarxter: Say goodbye, Axxus! (Cackles)-
  • ???: STOP! (A series of pirates appear)
  • Pirate #1: (A giant Gila monster) Who authorized this execution without our consent?
  • Pirate #2: (A giant ostrich-like creature) We don't allow disgraces like that on OUR planet.
  • Rarxter: Chancellor Borrax?!? What are you doing here?!?
  • Pirate #1 (Chancellor Borrax): We were notified by someone that there has been an unauthorized execution taking place here. And "big surprise", it was YOU this whole time.
  • Pirate #3: (A furry rhino-like creature) You know the rules, Rarxter! Nobody is allowed to commit executions without our authorization. That's a BIG disgrace in the pirate line.
  • Chancellor Borrax: You leave us no choice, Rarxter! You're discharged as Pirate Lord.
  • Rarxter: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
  • Chancellor Borrax: I can! I'm the one who made you Pirate Lord to begin with cause of your much more honorable, now damaged legacy, and I can make you NOT the Pirate Lord. You further dishonor your pirate name by questioning our authority, and therefore, you're banished from Ardalicron forever.
  • Rarxter:...WHO REPORTED THEM HERE?!?
  • ???: I did! (Everyone looks to see the Unotter female)
  • Unotter Female: I'm the one who called them. If there's anything I know about the pirates here, it's that there's a strict code about murder. You violated it.
  • Rarxter:...YOU BITCH!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
  • Chancellor Borrax: (Whistles, and Rarxter is pinned down by his forces) I will not say this again, Rarxter. You are banished! If you ever return, you will be executed. Am I clear?
  • Rarxter: (Groans angrily)...You haven't seen the last of me, you meddling female! I will make you pay for this. Everyone, let's get out of here. (They take off in their spaceship, Axxus and the female Unotter are freed)
  • Chancellor Borrax: Tarcroy Axxus? You showed great courage in standing up to that traitor. We are making you the new Pirate Lord.
  • Axxus:...You really mean it? But I never did anything.
  • Pirate #2: There's a lot more to piracy than just that. It means bravery, and standing up for what's right.
  • Axxus:...(Hugs the female Unotter) You saved my life!
  • (Axxus): Turns out, the girl's name was Yases. We got married, and had a child.
  • (Icky): And I'm guessing that child is Sacen?
  • (Axxus): Bingo cherrio mate. We've been together for a while. But we didn't stay that way forever. Because it turns out Rarxter DID come back. This time, with a stronger crew. Most of the Pirate Council were injured badly. But worst of all, Yases...was killed.
  • Rarxter: (Stabs Yases with his golden vibrosword)
  • Axxus: NOOOOO!!!! (Yases falls to the ground)
  • Rarxter: You're next, Axxus! (Charges toward him, but Axxus stops him with sudden brute strength)
  • Axxus:...A life for a life! (Pushes him straight off a cliff)
  • Rarxter: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (Rarxter falls to the ground, while tumbling, his eye gets wounded, and his right arm gets dislocated, and he crashes to the ground, seemingly silent.)
  • Axxus:........ (SCREAMS DRAMATICLY).
  • (Axxus): He murdered my wife..... I thought I got rid of him..... Till his pet monkeys came and fitted him with cyberconectic parts. We have been having epic duels ever since. And now, he's targeting Sacen. That's why I had to train her to be an excellent fighter so she can protect herself, and protect me. I even had to try my best to satisfy the Pirate Council. I've had to satisfy the homeworlds of several of my crew members, mainly because of Foul Cheese. He's been after me for years. Every one of his plans to capture me almost worked if it wasn't for Sacen. I'm beginning to think that both Foul Cheese and Rarxter are now after Sacen. So I was forced to keep her as far away from the two of them as possible. I had no idea how to stop both of them. But still, my crew got our main priorities done in no time flat. We always came out on top.

Present

  • Axxus: Sacen is just as important to me as Yases. Of course, Sacen has been tryin' to convince me to give up this pirate gig just to protect me. But some things are much more important than one's self. Strict pirate philosophy.
  • Icky: "Gees, tough break. There's nothing worse then a vengeful ex-pirate lord who thinks you intended him to suffer like that because you had an honest opinion against him."
  • Axxus: "Well, I was imfamous of making "Friends" like that. I can never seem to impress anyone back then."
  • Po: "Obviously they like you now!"
  • Axxus: "That's mainly because I am a Pirate lord, and I don't think it's much else."
  • Shifu: "I see..... Your unsure of the position passed on to you cause of an accsident. It actselly happened to Po when he became dragon warrior."
  • Po: "Yeah. I didn't had alot of faith in myself either. But I got over my own insecturies and, most of my total awkwordness, and I'm bodasiously awesome!"
  • Axxus: "Well, I have OTHER problems aside from that. Rarxter and The Govener keep getting worse and worse. Rarxter keeps mysteriously getting stronger weapons, and not all of my heists are successful aside from the ones that were, including the one with most of you guys in it. We're normally lucky to get only half of the loot we liberated while narrowly escaping the imperial forces."
  • Shifu: "Surely, your daughter's concern lies mostly with Rarxter and the Govener being allowed to remain constintly powerful threats. If they were to be stopped for good, Sacen's worries would cease."
  • Po: "That means we have to remove Foul Ceese breath from power and get Rarxter arrested!"
  • Axxus: "I appresiate the opptamistic attatudes. But you didn't exactly won against me, now do you? No offence, but this was someone who became a Pirate lord mainly from being a dumb klutz with a statue who escaped the supposingly unstoppable heroes who took down the VA."
  • Magnum: "Yeah, that's what we had been meaning to ask.... Why did a clearly pure individual like you joined the Villain's Act, albeit a minor member?"
  • Axxus: They were actually anonymous when I accepted the job. They pretended to be a benvolent charity that fights against corruption. They never revealed they were from the Villains Act until my machine friends told me the truth. It turned out to be the handywork of this bastard named Zigmond the Zodiac, one of the most fierce pirates around who does pirating outside of Ardalicron, and serves the Villains Act in return for some protection. Crazy monkey thinks he can trick me into stealing money just for him to have it all, and trick everyone in Ardalicron to go against me! In fact, Rarxter was the one who sent him to get me. It was all just a plan to get to my daughter. I am very thankful my machine crew for warning me of this before I ended up doing something REALLY stupid. I'm so happy you all left him to lose one of his eyes, and one of his hands. Although, since he's locked up in Oranos, I'm sure he won't be no problem to me anymore....... Currently.
  • Icky: "But why do you still keep the Battle Droid rip-offs if ya know they were from the VA?"
  • Axxus: "Call it a guilty pleasure. I also had earlier explained that they saved me from making Cheese look like he was right about me. The robots had done so much for me, I asked the council to still let me keep them.... Begrudgingly, they did. But they warned me their preasence will made me even more controverseal to the people of law, and give Cheese evidence to use against me that I'm nothing more but a crook. Which, explains why you guys are here."
  • Po: "Oh, I see."
  • Xandy: "You do realise that as long as you keep those machines, it will be hard for us to try and justify you as a misunderstood anti-hero."
  • Shifu: "Not if we prove that Foul Cheese is the real villain of this situation, and explain the truth behind the includion of these Starbots."
  • Po: "But first, we need to get those two imperial guys on our side so they won't end up screwing us all in the butt."
  • Axxus: "Very well. Rarxter's attack isn't gonna be for 4 days anyway. Let's take those two to see Voogboo. But had we desided what we're gonna give him?"
  • Crane: It's gonna be tough if what he likes is a mystery. But I think I have a solution on how to find out. Is there anything else you know about him aside from his unknown desire and power?
  • Axxus: Well, problem is.... There's little knowledge about the guy. In fact, VoogBoo isn't his real name. He is said that he keeps his identity safe even from us pirates or allies. Don't know why, but it must be important.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, do you know the previous favors that worthy people have given him?
  • Axxus: They won't help us much. The only favors he's been given were rare rocks, artifacts, and even soils. Can't seem to put our fingers on what they all mean. Besides, it'll be useless to use them again because he'd think you overheard it and will attack you. This gift needs to be something fresh and new. Something that he's been looking for for years on end. Something as rare as Poulkey's teeth. That's a metaphor, by the way, poulkeys don't have teeth.
  • Sacen: Well, I don't know if this will work, but I found something of interest at the Glava Volcano 4 weeks ago. It's a kind of rock, but it has a shiny interior. Looks much like a half of an egg.
  • Kowalski: I think you're talking about a thunder egg.
  • Axxus: (Gasps) Sacen... You found a thunder egg?!?
  • Cloakblade: What, prey tell, is a thunder egg?
  • Kowalski: They're nodule-like rocks that are formed within ryolithic volcanic ash layers. Inside, they contain different kinds of precious stones like agate, jasper, opal, quartz, and so on. I've seen one too. Too bad it was destroyed on one of our missions. Here's a picture of one. (Shows them a picture)
  • Sacen:... Yep, it's definitely a thunder egg.
  • Axxus: Sacen, you're brilliant! I have no doubt that VoogBoo will love it. He might think of it as a combination between everything else he has. Do you have it?
  • Sacen: Well... Unfortunately... I was gonna get it, but I may've accidentally dropped it into a pool of Phodon Sharks.
  • Axxus: OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I HATE Phodon sharks! With their flashing bodies and their vast numbers. It'll be impossible to get that thunder egg with them swimming all over it.
  • Icky: "Can't you just have one of your robots to go in and get it? Sharks can't eat robots, right?"
  • Axxus: Yeah, they're not waterproof. They go in there, they short circuit and shut down. BIAB has yet to fix that problem. So I guess we're gonna have to provide a distraction for them beasts and allow one of us to go down and get it.
  • Sacen: Well, it might be hard getting that thunder egg to the surface. When I picked it up, it must've weighed over 30 pounds! You'll swim so slow, you'll never make it before those sharks get you. So, we need to think this through carefully. Phodon Sharks are among the most intelligent sharks ever known.
  • Kowalski: And it's gonna be hard distracting them considering all the senses they have.
  • Sacen: Exactly! We need to be smart AND quick about it. We're obviously gonna need somebody who's semi-aquatic, and has enough strength to lift that thunder egg to the surface quickly.
  • Kowalski: Well, instead of having one semi-aquatic, why not use ALL of them? Teamwork could really be useful.
  • Skipper: Okay, who in this team is aquatic or semi-aquatic? (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Kaa, Viper, Spyro, Cynder, Ed Otter, Missing Link, Savio, Larry Anaconda, Gilda (Mergriffin), Trixie (Merpony), Xandy, Sacen, and Axxus raise their hands/other form of limbs and aprenreages/tails)... WHOA, there's a LOT of them here. I guess that means we'll accomplish this after all.
  • Sacen: Hold on. Since when have THOSE two (Gilda and Trixie) become semi-aquatic?
  • Gilda: PLEASE don't ask. I look ridiculous in that form.
  • Trixie: We've been given a magic spell that makes us mer-creatures a long time ago.
  • Sacen:... What are 'mer-creatures'?
  • Trixie: Seriously? You don't have mermaids in your worlds? You had humans, yet you have no mermaids? People with a tail fin lower body?
  • Axxus:... Oh, we DO have them in our worlds. Only they're called 'neustoids'. There's a lot of them on Ardalicron. I see a lot of them hanging out on the rocks near the fortress. There's some over there. (Points out the window to see mermaid-like beings with fins that look much more fish-like, having pelvic fins) HEY, YILETTE!!!
  • Neustoid #1 (Yilette): (Notices) Oh, HI, AXXUS!!!
  • Neustoid #2: AXXUS!!!
  • Neustoid #3: OH, I SO WANNA SWIM WITH HIM!!! (Giggles)
  • Axxus: (Laughs) They are such flirters.
  • Sacen: But back to the plan. Black and white bird, if there are a lot of us aquatics and semi-aquatics, then how are our big numbers not gonna get the attention of the sharks?
  • Skipper: Oh, I've handled sharks before. They're just fish. We eat fish for breakfast... And lunch... And dinner... And every day.
  • Sacen: So how are you gonna deal with them?
  • Skipper: Simple. Sharks are attracted to meat, right? Well, we might need a HUGE glob of meat to distract them. A glob of meat so large, that it'll keep them occupied long enough for us to get that thunder egg.
  • Axxus: So we'll just gotta have to kill something.
  • Private: I don't like where this is going. I hate seeing animals die.
  • Sacen: Well, I think I have just the meat we need. One of our Junja Sharks has been dying lately after eating rotten 5-week-old meat.
  • Rico: Eew!
  • Sacen: So we could use that Junja Shark's body to distract them.
  • Axxus: Sacen, are you sure it's big enough to get the job done?
  • Sacen: Please, daddy, these things can grow up to 25 feet long. I'm confident that it will work. It'll keep them ALL distracted. But we must hurry with it, too. Their electroreceptors could pick us up at any moment when we move in.
  • Icky: "Well, let's get this show on the road....Where's that volcano?"
  • Sacen: It's on the other side of this bog. And tough luck getting there by vehicle, our vehicles are wrecked. We'll have to get there by foot.
  • Icky: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! THAT JOURNEY MIGHT BE DANGEROUS BY FOOT!!!
  • Axxus: I agree, Sacen. There's aquatic carnivores all over this bog, and we can't just walk there on foot. One of them could bite our foot off easily. Especially since most of this area is...well...covered with salt water.
  • Trixie: Another flaw. Our flippers only appear when we touch salt water. We won't be able to walk good as opposed to swim with dangerous predators on our tails.
  • Sacen: Well, if any of yall' have any less dangerous ideas on how to get there, then I'm listening.
  • Shrek: "Do the other pirates have some ships we could borrow?"
  • Axxus: Ooh, I ain't sure about that, folks. It takes a LOT of trust to allow another pirate to borrow his ship. Pirates have a policy that says that they can't loan ships unless the person can be trusted. And trust me, some of the pirates are already suspicious about whether or not y'all're REAL pirates after hearing about the commotion last night. I'm risking my position as the Pirate Lord by breaking one of the most strict rules of piracy!
  • Devon: What? Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit?
  • Cornwall: (Slaps him) I'm sure that's not what he was talking about, you moron!
  • Axxus: He's right. It's NEVER tell a lie.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, I know how THAT feels.
  • Axxus: I've had to lie to all these pirates that you guys are pirates, and not all of 'em are stupid. Even with your acting, a pirate has a keen eye to sensing acts. You guys were lucky the only one that knows about it is my Uncle, who I've convinced to not tell anyone. If anyone ELSE figures this out, I could be fired, at best. You don't want to know the worse case scenarios! I can't tell the truth until it's time.
  • Banzai: Well, like THAT makes us feel any better.
  • Axxus: What I'm trying to say here is that you have to earn a pirate's full trust before you borrow their ship. And with our cover nearly exposed, I'm not sure if that'll be possible.
  • Icky: "Well, fuckasaurus!? That means we can't go either way cause walking there is dangerious, and because of the freakout, we're on uneasy waters!"
  • Spongebob: "Ok, then we're just gonna have to think of something else he doesn't have."
  • Patrick: "Wait a minute...."
  • Patrick remembers the Holo-Game Boy that Creek had.
  • Patrick: "If the guy's a tribal person, then maybe, he also doesn't have tecknowagey!?"
  • Shenzi: "Well DUH!? The guy's a native islander. So?"
  • Patrick: "So what if.... We give him that lizard guy's video game?"
  • Brandy: "Patrick, that's even more stupid then your modern stupidity in recent episodes that not alot of people seem fond of."
  • Mr. Wiskers: "I don't know Brandy, he does tend to like things he never has before, so, I sure he'll like a game boy with holograms."
  • Icky: "Well one issue: The lizard dude loves it to death! We're luckly he's partically considerate enough to consider our side of the story! That'll go away in a second if we ask for his handheld gaming system. Trust me. I know my video game nerds."
  • Sacen: Okay, look, if we're running out of options, then I think I may have another suggestion on how to get to that thunder egg.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Name it.
  • Sacen: Well, BIAB has been working on a device that can repair damages within a millisecond. Says it's 90% completed, but that was just 2 weeks ago, and it hasn't progressed ever since. If we can fix that problem for him, then we can use it to repair the SS Axxus AND the van.
  • Patrick: NOW you're talking!
  • SpongeBob: Sure wish we still had that fixer-upper gun that Sandy had. Sucks that we accidentally destroyed it.
  • Sandy: Yeah, and it's gonna take a while for me to make a new one. But I think I might be just the squirrel to help. After having been experienced with Atlantean sciences, I think I might have the brains to fix that problem.
  • Sacen: Are you sure?
  • Sandy: Does a squirrel eat nuts?
  • Sacen:... Well... Do they in YOUR universe?
  • Sandy: (Sighs) I'm saying of course. Wow, these guys need to visit our worlds every once in a while. I mean for crud's sake, you saw me eating them at the dinner table!
  • Gilda: "I'm starting to think this is gonna be a running gag."
  • ???: "HEY GUYS!?"
  • Everyone looks to see a Pirate goat-like creature with a thunder egg!
  • Pirate Goat creature: "Look what I found washed up on the shore in the bog not too far from here! It's a shiny rock?! And it's mine! YAAAAAAA HOOOOOOO!?"
  • The Heroes: "..... Fuck?!"
  • Axxus: "Just our luck that Granmorc the Karma Hudini manages to get the Thunder Egg!?"
  • Squidward: "And HOW did a rock get all the way up here if rocks can't flout?"

Earlier before.

  • The Sharks are playing volley ball with the Thunder Egg!
  • This lasted until a Insectitiod Octopus appears and snags it away from them, and spreys acidic ink clouds, which forces the sharks to swim away!

Later.

  • The Creature was asleep until a crab with a scorpian tail steals it, and runs away as fast as it can!

Later still.

  • The crab came apawn shore, then was swooped by by a small pteradactal like seagull! And then came Granmorc.
  • Granmorc: "Oh, a shiny rock."

Now.

  • Other pirates are seen with Granmorc.
  • Pirate: "Wow, you scored big, Grans!"
  • Sloop: "What're you gonna do with it?"
  • Granmorc: "I'm gonna keep it forever and never let it go! I'll name her..... Wilson."
  • Groson: "..... You know that sounds like a male's name, right?"
  • Granmorc: "Oh what do you know? Your obcessed with a Junga Shark that doesn't even acknowledge your existence aside from just being food!"
  • Groson: "Nonsense! He loves me very much! Aren't ya boy?!"
  • A disgruntled roar was heard!
  • Groson: "That, was a yes."
  • Granmorc: "Pfft! Forget you! I'm going to my cabin!"
  • Granmorc leaves!
  • Three dishonest looking pirates are seen.
  • Dishonest Pirate 1: "(Wispers) I say we steal that thing while he's asleep and give it to Voogboo to get him to tell us where we can find the most valuable treasure in the system and become rich?! "Wilson", is our key to unigmaginable fortune."
  • The other two dishonest pirates snicker.
  • Iago: "Well...... Ain't this unnatrally strange, lucky and somehow unlucky at the same time?"
  • Icky: (His mouth is wide open, dubbed as the Nostalgia Critic)... That... Dirty, stuck up, sadistic, s***-e****g, c***-s*****g, butt-f*****g, p***s-s******g, crotch-g******g, ball-l*****g, s****-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centered, feces puking, d****-shoving, snot-spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shitting, fart knocking, sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand-j*****g, doggie caressing, mucus spewing, a***-plugging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hoe biting, carnivorous mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!!! HE TOTALLY STOLE OUR THUNDER EGG!!!
  • Gilda:... Icky, I had no idea you had such dirty vocabulary.
  • Squidward: "Icky, you didn't need to use such vulgarity! He doesn't know he stolen it, it must've somehow came to him through a series of unexpected events."
  • Icky: "If so, either way, WE NEED THAT ROCK?!"
  • Axxus: Well, we can't get the thunder egg now. We have to earn his trust in order to have it, and as I've said before, it's not possible.
  • Sacen: NO! I've wasted TOO much time to get this job done, and I am NOT gonna let it be ruined by a lucky moron who totally stole MY thunder egg! We're gonna get that thing no matter what.
  • Axxus: Sacen, you're not seriously thinking about taking it from him! I expect that kind of behavior from less then desireable prirates, but I raised you better then that!
  • Sacen: Of course not. That would be stupid. We need a less risky way to get it. Like... Well... I've got nothing.
  • Icky: How about a competition?
  • Sacen:... A competition?
  • Icky: Yeah. You challenge that pirate to something you're good at, and whoever wins gets to keep the thunder egg. It's the most honest way I can think of.
  • Sacen:... You know, that's not a bad idea.
  • SpongeBob: Good thinking there, Icky. What's Sacen good at, though?
  • Sacen: Well, I'm good at many things. I'm good at over 105 board games, 20 sports, and 5 martial arts. My father taught them all to me to boost up my intelligence and combat skills so I can protect myself from Rarxter or Foul Cheese.
  • Axxus: I'm not sure this will have postitive benifits for us. Granmorc may be stupid, but he is a SKILLED space pirate. He's a master at over 120 board games, 50 sports, and... 1 martial art. (Everyone laughs) But he's still good at fighting even with little experience. (Everyone stops laughing)
  • Shenzi: Then I guess we're gonna have to go with a board game.
  • Dr. Cockroach: And since we have little knowledge of YOUR worlds just as you have little knowledge of OURS, we're totally oblivious as to what board games you have. I'm sure since you have a different timeline, you have different kinds of games. Is there anything game that Granmorc isn't good at?
  • Axxus: Doubt it. He's a quick learner. Any new game he's introduced to will allow him to learn how to do it perfectly as the game progresses. He is basically unstoppable. That's why he's called 'Granmorc the Karma Houdini'. He wins over games he's introduced to like magic.
  • Tulio:... I never knew Harry Houdini existed in your world.
  • Axxus: Who's that? I think you mean 'Honas Houdini', famous magician.
  • Gilda:... This is DEFINITELY a running gag.
  • Banzai: I sure hope it's not as silly as that Paul Bunyan's joke we used before. (The Paul Bunyan's gag is seen)
Phineas and Ferb - Paul Bunyan's Pancake Haus (Jingle)

Phineas and Ferb - Paul Bunyan's Pancake Haus (Jingle)

Skip a few seconds.

  • Banzai: (Shrugs) It's STILL here? I thought it was only meant for that one moisode we introduced it in.
  • Shenzi: Well, a lot of people in the UUniverses say that that gag was hilarious, even though we ripped it off from Phineas and Ferb.

Granmorc's cabin.

  • Granmorc was humming a tune as he entered the cabin, as he lovingly hugged the thunder egg.
  • Granmorc: "We're home Wilson! It's my old cabin! Do you like it?"
  • Granmorc draws a silly happy face on it with periment marker and puts a diaper on it.
  • Granmorc: "Your happy already, Wilson, my baby girl!"
  • Granmorc hugged the rock.
  • He was secretly watched by the dishonest pirates from before, who were a trio of bearded lizard like alternate universeals by the way if you were gonna ask.
  • Dishonest Pirate 2: "Aw nuts, Booshard, he defaced the value of the Thunder Egg!"
  • Dishonest Pirate 3: "Don't worry about the marker. I had recently stolen a speical marker desolvent from a shipment heading to Carbunga and have it in my place! Works wonders on blood from victims as well!"
  • Dishonest Pirate 1 (Booshard): "Firstly, we need to even snag the damn thing before we talk about cleaning it up! Remember, Granmorc is an idiot! All we have to do, is trick him! And Loonbor, Kinnybeard, I have such the idea!?"
  • Loonbar the Second Pirate and Kinnybeard the 3rd pirate snicker.

3 hours later.

  • Granmorc was humming the Thunder Egg to sleep.
  • There was a knock!
  • Granmorc lovingly places the Thunder Egg down.
  • Granmorc answers the door, reviling Booshard disguised as a traveling salesmen!
  • Booshard: "HOWDY ROWDY, I AM MOOSHARD THE TRAVELING SPACE SALESMEN?! Have I got SWEET, SWEET DEALS FOR YOU?!"
  • Granmorc: "You do? I mean, you know where you are, right?"
  • Booshard: "DOES IT REALLY MATTER, SONNY BOY?! Your about to own the even more rare, (Brings out a painted normal rock) LIGHTNING EGG!?"
  • Granmorc: "..... I never heard of a lightning egg...."
  • Booshard: "THAT'S WHY IT'S SO RARE!? HARDLY ALOT OF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THIS EXIST?! IT WAS FORGED INSIDE HOT MAGMA, THEN WASHED OFF TO ROLL INTO THE SEA, THEN IT GETS EATEN BY THE RARE SEA UNIBORN, THEN IT GETS MAGICLY POOPED OUT, THEN IT GETS STRUCK BY WARBOTHIAN MAGIC LIGHTNING, AND finally.... This!"
  • Granmorc was in awe.
  • He was unaware that Loonbar and Kinnybeard were stealing "Wilson".
  • Granmorc: "How much do you want for it?"
  • Booshard: "IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE!?"
  • Granmorc: "Free?! Oh gosh! I got a playmate for Wilson!?"
  • Booshard gives Granmorc the rock.
  • The two goons escape the cabin.
  • Booshard: "Enjoy your lightning egg..... (Granmorc closes the door) ...... Sucker...... (Snickers). Boys, (Loonbar and Kinnybeard appeared with the Thunder Egg) once we cleaned it up, we're rich!?"
  • Granmorc was heard screaming!
  • Granmorc's voice: "WILSON!?"
  • Booshard: "Run?!"
  • The Trio made a run for it!
  • Sacen: (She and the others see this) Well, that's crazy. My thunder egg got stolen AGAIN!
  • Axxus: I got this one. (Runs over to the three pirates, grabs Kinnybeard, and throws him into Booshard and Loonbar)
  • Booshard: OH SWEET MOTHER OF KRAAN, IT'S AXXUS!!! (Axxus begins beating them all up)
  • Granmorc: AXXUS, YOU'RE AMAZING!!! Thank you. (Grabs Wilson) You saved my poor little Wilson!
  • Sacen: HEY, GRANMORC!! (The others arrive) Can we talk about 'Wilson', please?
  • Granmorc: What about her? She's just a shiny rock.
  • Sacen: Well, okay, I think I have a- Wait, what is that? (Notices the permanent marker on the thunder egg)
  • Granmorc:... It's Wilson's face. I made it with permanent marker.
  • Sacen: P-P-P-P-P-P-PERMANENT MARKER?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THE DISSOLVENT IS TO GET RID OF THAT STUFF?!?
  • Booshard: If it helps... Kinnybeard stole some from a transport shuttle heading to Carbunga and has it in his place.
  • Sacen: SHUT IT, YOU!?
  • Granmorc: Why do you guys want my little Wilson anyway?
  • Icky: "Yeee, the way you just SOUNDS sexual."
  • Sacen: Well, to be completely honest, I'm bringing it to VoogBoo. I'm thinking about asking a favor of him, and that thunder egg might possibly be the favor I require to earn his services.
  • Granmorc: Well, I'm sorry, but you can't have Wilson. I wouldn't even give her up for even the fabled Treasure Planet!
  • Sparx: ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, YOU SNAKE-
  • Granmorc: Hey, my friend was a snake!
  • Viper: "And some of us happen to BE snakes. I don't appresiate you using snake as an insult."
  • Sparx: "(Groans frustraightedly)! BESIDES THE POINT, GUYS! JUST LISTEN HERE, YOU OLD GOAT, WE-"
  • Granmorc started to cry alittle as he gives the kind of wimpery face a sad child would give, as he was holding on to the Thunder Egg for dear life!
  • Tulio: "Not with the face!"
  • Po: "Look, buddy, it's for a very impourent reason and-"
  • Granmorc cried like a baby!
  • The Lougers start to feel bad now.
  • Magnum: "Everyone, he obviously values the inanimate object like it was an actual living thing. It won't be right to force him to surrender it."
  • Xandy: "Yeah, sorry Sacen, but in tecnecally, you may had been the first to find it, but you did end up losing it. Granmorc is the first to RE-find it, so, in all honesty, it's his now."
  • Sacen: "But-"
  • Vancer: "Do you want the Govener to be right about you guys that your nothing but heartless thieves, as well as the idiots who nearly gotten us all in trouble?"
  • Sacen: "..... No."
  • Axxus: "Sorry Sacen, but it's best to just drop it. Every pirate's already convinced that Granmorc found it first, and if we were seen with it, everyone's gonna think we stolen it from him and we would get into a worse disposition."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Besides, Voogboo's not gonna want the thing anyway with a childish face and a diaper on it! He'll accuse us of trying to make a sucker out of him and curse us!"
  • Squidward: "And not to mention it won't make us any better then those three."
  • Squidward points to Booshard, Loonbar and Kinnybeard.
  • Sacen:... Well, I guess you're right.
  • Icky: "And we're back to square one."
  • Granmorc: "You..... You'll let me keep Wilson?"
  • Sacen: "(Sighs).... (Gives a kind smile) Yes, Granmorc. I may've saw it first, but your the one to claim by, whatever lead Wilson to you. Sorry for any disrespect Gran. Besides, Wilson in his state is no longer so good for Voogboo. Enjoy Wilson. And, don't worry about those three skaly basturds, dad and I will deal with them personally."
  • Croon grabs the lizards tightly!
  • Kinnybeard: "..... Well, fudge us."
  • Granmorc: "Thanks Axxus Daught and friends! Bye!"
  • The Heroes left with a happy Granmorc hugging the Thunder Egg.

Axxus Fortress.

  • Axxus: "Armwell will take disapleaning those bearded reptilians from here. Now back to the matters at hand. We really don't have a choice now. We'll have to make Creek give up his Holo game-boy. It's all we have now."
  • Icky: "Well, it's not gonna be easy. He won't surrender it easily. Not to mention it'll make that fox friend of his shout out more sofisicated insultery."
  • Sacen: "Those two, I am not gonna be lenient on! Granmorc was at least a fellow pirate, and it was my own fault not keeping a better eye on rare discoveries like a Thunder Egg, but those imperial idiots are a different matter! We need to make them understand that Foul Cheese is not worth helping, one way or another!"
  • SpongeBob: I thought you said losing the thunder egg was an accident.
  • Sacen: "That's, besides, the point!?"
  • Kolwalski: "Fortunately, tribal people are fascinated by colors and sounds un-heard of in nature before, so it'll earn his faver in that department."
  • Icky: "Why don't we face it, guys? We're stuck with these guys hating us until, I don't know, Cheese himself SUDDENLY desides to come to Arca, bullies the pirates to forceability surrender Axxus, and beats the crud out of a little kid just out of spite?!"
  • Nothing happens.
  • Icky: "OH, NOW KARMA IGNORS US?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, we'll have to break the news to those gentlemen. We can't avoid this forever. It's either this, or risk getting a curse for making a mentally childish pirate cry by taking away his "Wilson", and yet he refers to it as female."
  • Icky: "THAT STILL SOUNDS SEXUAL?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "And I can ALREADY hear the fox dude insulting us. "Oh, you uncivilised rouges, trying to force my assusiate to give up his material procession to give to an old shaman of an undetermin spieces, thou are fiends!?". Gaah!? He's bigheadedness is ANNOYING!?"
  • Po: "I know, but what choice do we have other then upsetting a poor guy who probully doesn't have alot of friends here? He's obviously been lonely, friendless, and hardly has anyone who cares about him, and that shiney rock is the closest thing he has for a friend."
  • Axxus: "Yeah, and it helps little that Granmorc is a low-rank member, so not alot of pirates even appresiate his existence."
  • Spongebob: "Well, everyone, let's just get ready to face the angry brittish music and get it over with guys. As lougers and Heroes of the Heroes Act, we'll have to make those imperials understand that Cheese is not worth listening to. Those guys, Creek and Julymusk, need to understand that Cheese is not a good person. Only then they would realise that staying with him is not gonna get them anywhere of being universeally popular. And so far, getting them to this ambiguious Shaman is our best hope."
  • Icky: "Well, let's get this over with. Be ready for angry self-rightious rants."
  • They were unaware that they were secretly heard by Sloop.
  • Sloop wispers: "I knew it! They ain't pirates! (Gets a fanboy-like face) They're even better! They're my idols!? Eeeeeeeheeeee?!"
  • Sloop ran but fell down to another set of stairs with the same sound effects!
  • CRASH!
  • Sloop: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....... I really don't like stairs."

Suppy Depot ruin.

  • Creek was still playing on his Holo Game Boy.
  • Julymusk: "Goodness, those rouges are taking a dreadfully long time now. By then, that brutish rog will come back and force us to do an impossable task concerning rebuilding a supply depot under a time limit of a few days! That's proposterlessly impossable!?..... (Sees Creek busy with his game) Are you even listening to me?!"
  • Creek: "Sorry, what now?"
  • Julymusk groans!
  • Julymusk: "Never an intelligent person to talk to when needed! I may as well be met with another idiot?!"
  • Julymusk sees Granmorc pushing "Wilson" in a baby carrage.
  • Julymusk: "Oh, great Hagry Moans. Please tell me I am not seeing this....."
  • Creek takes a brief look.
  • Creek: "It's just a dude who really likes rocks. Nothing speical."
  • Granmorc: "I am so happy to still have you, Wilson. After all, Axxus saved you from being taken by mean lizards, and gave up an oppertunity to keep you all to himself, he did. He and his nice, weird friends."
  • Julymusk had a surprised face.
  • Creek actselly started to pay attention apawn hearing that!
  • Julymusk: "..... Uh, pirate, could you, repeat that remark?"
  • Creek: "What he said."
  • Granmorc: "You have to say please first."
  • Julymusk: "What does a simpleton criminal like you care about man-"
  • Creek: "J.M., be nice."
  • Julymusk: (Shrugs) Please?
  • Granmorc: Well, Axxus saved Wilson here from being taken by three other pirates. Of course, it turned out to be a thunder egg that Sacen found and lost, but they were generous enough to let me keep it.
  • Creek:... So you're saying this guy... Beat up a bunch of pirates... Just to get your rock back? And not just any rock, a very rare, very valuable Thunder Egg, and they, let you keep it?
  • Granmorc: Yeah.
  • Julymusk:... Okay, this is just a figment of my imagination. He didn't do that. He wouldn't really do that, give up the oppertunity to be wealthy beyond any depraved pirate's dreams! He's a pirate. A criminal.
  • Creek: He's real, silly! I see him, too!
  • Julymusk: Okay, fine. But I refuse to believe that he's got any signs of good inside of him. It's just a rock. It's not that big of a deal!
  • Granmorc: It's not a rock! It's a thunder egg! (Shows him the underside of the thunder egg)
  • Creek: (Scoffs) Looks like a vag- (Julymusk slaps him) OW!
  • Julymusk: Don't EVER say stuff like that again. Besides, I'm still not convinced.
  • Granmorc: "But it's true. Booshard, Loonbar, and Kinnybeard tried to steal Wilson, but Axxus saved her."
  • Creek: "I don't know, Julymusk. That sounds legit to me. I had seen some beaten up Spine-Chin lizards a while earlier complaing about Axxus beating them up again while being dragged by some other pirates being made to swab the poopdecks again, and something about being scolded for being dishonest."
  • Julymusk: "But..... Pirates are suppose to be dishonest, and, Axxus, punished them for being what they are suppose to be?! I'm starting to think we DID end up in an alternate dimention!? This isn't the Axxus the accadamey warned us about!? The Axxus we been told about steals money, stabs innosent people and eats babies, and grinds imperial guards' bones into his bread!?"
  • ???: "No. (Julymusk, Creek and Granmorc see Shrek) That would be a giant."
  • The Other heroes arrived.
  • Axxus: "I hate to break a boy's little fansity, but, what's being said in the accadamy is a lie. Lies created by Cheese to corrupt unlucky folk like you two to become his malmitulated puppets. Believe me, I'll admit me and my crew brought down alot of guards, sometimes, some of them aren't lucky to end up merely humiliated or injured. I, feel awful taking away an innosent family man or a humble farmer turned guard by Cheese's uncontroled drafting. Sectmaticly, Cheese is the one killing those guards, by forcing them and me to attack and fight each-other. And he wanted to tecnecly kill you two by doing what he has been doing to many an innosent man and boy, but you saved yourselves by being stupid with this, "Jockstrap innsosent" and tried his patience."
  • Julymusk: "..... But, My grand father, uncle and even father served in the Imperial milliterry, and they didn't look, corrupted in anyway!?"
  • Creek: "Yeah, I had two great grand dads and a big brother in the imperial forces, and they didn't look like they were brainwashed or anything."
  • ???: "It's not that kind of malmitulation."
  • Groson came in.
  • Groson: "...... I brought a friend, who once was a guard, like you two. And he saw, alot of unspeakable things."
  • A beaten, banagedised, pirateised Guard came forth with his crutch. He was an old bird who belonged in a parrot-like spieces.
  • Julymusk: ".... Oh, my..... Glories! Your..... Your the fallen hero Beakeron?!"
  • Creek: "Dude, it's both an honor and somehow a disgrace to meet you. Also surprising that yoru still alive!"
  • Beakeron coughed!
  • Beakeron: "Boys, (coughs), I know it's hard to understand the truth, and it's not easy to side with people your suppose to protact the public from, but..... (Cries, coughs), why Krex? Why them? Why my family?"
  • Julymusk: ".... Didn't Krex got destroyed by the VA?"
  • Beakeron: "They're lies!? Lies I tells ya?! (Cries), Don't belive what that foul, old, basturd of a bird, is saying!? (Coughs), I remember when I first join them, when the imperials were good, in the golden age of Cheeseworth the 38th, those years ago..... But, when he, can no longer breath among us, with the 39th too busy being part of the Currenty troupe, we got..... Foul...... FOUL, OF ALL PEOPLE?!......... At first, (coughs), His changes were typical of a governer, a few taxes, some instent drafts, and even a few restrictions.... But, then, came when he made Urex a male-dominated socity! Alot of my friends who were female, were dishonestly discharged, ignoring the fact they served the imperial forces without question!? Then, came the other moons, Mrex, Knix II, Knix XIV, Trask, Hahan I, Hahan VIII, Zilossia, almost every inhabited moon in the Delta Universe was bought!? He, started to imply the EXACT same changes and rules?! Only some of the moons, Mrex esepically, were not able to adapt to the change! Then.... Came..... (Cries), what he was having the drill sargents doing to the new recruits!?"

Flashback.

  • A younger Beakeron was heading torwords the Imperial training grounds.
  • A nasty looking Imperial General that was an Ox like creature met him.
  • Ox creature: "Ahh, Imperial Centuarian Beakeron. I, General Blood Gush, am humbled by your presence. After all, you protacted Urex from many enemies of Cheeseworth the 38th, including the Rouguons. What brings you to the training grounds that started it all?"
  • Beakeron: "Gush, it has come to my attention that drill sargents are doing, unacceptable conditioning tactics to turn future guards and soldiers into overly obedient puppets!? Young boys are being, abused, to be turn into malmitulated killing machines! That's asking for trouble, general! I demand enterence to the facility!?"
  • Gush: At ease, Centuarian Beakeron. That's the way it goes here now. Foul Cheese is doing what's best for all the moons of the UUniverses.
  • Beakeron: Well, I hardly call making Urex a patriarchal society what's best for the moons. My wife lost her job because of him. I have to be the one to support the family now. And this job isn't that well paid. We're low on money, and we've got a mortgage on our hands. If I don't do something, we're gonna lose our home!
  • Gush: Centaurian, please. I promise the Govener knows what he is doing. The changes are extreme, yes, but they are for a grand sceme of things. Do remember that you may be a centaurian, and I don't have the athority to ask you to leave, but remember that Foul Cheese's other centaurians, and the govener himself, do, and they have more stronger powers here. So, if your looking to express concern, it'll have to be with them. I am just a general in charge of a facititly. I make not the rules, I enforce them.
  • Beakeron:... (Sighs), This is not yet over, general. (Leaves).
  • (Beakeron): But I wasn't giving up. I couldn't just let my family starve in the alleys because of a patriarchal law. So I did what I had to do.
  • News Reporter: (A cobra-like lizard) Good morning, UUniverses, I am Bobra Elgrenhowe.
  • News Reporter #2: (An bird with fingered wings) And I am Tinra Ulnora. This just in, word has come out that Governor Fouliouios T. Cheeseworth XL has been confirmed of converting moons into patriarchal societies, and are putting females everywhere out of jobs and robbing any female business owners of their businesses. Families are crumbling, and not all males are capable of sustaining them. Taxes and mortgages are spreading, making it much worse. We're now gonna take you live on Urex where A High-ranking Centaurian by the name Beakeron Tunimilsa, is explaining the situation.
  • News Anchor: Thank you, Tinra. I'm here with him and he has claimed all the consequences of Foul Cheese's actions. Beakeron, what makes you think that Foul Cheese is a bad person?
  • Beakeron: Well, for one, my family is suffering the same problems. My wife is out of the job, and even my job will not allow me to raise enough money to support our mortgage payment. One of my children is having a birthday soon, and I don't want it ruined. I have no quarrel against Foul Cheese, I'm sure his intentions are understandable, but his actions are what the problem is. Something has to be done.
  • News Anchor: There you have it. Foul Cheese is putting families out of house and home.
  • (Beakeron): I thought this would be enough to take Foul Cheese down. However, a day later, I was devastated that Foul Cheese was prepared for such a thing...
  • Bobra: New information concerning the seemingly corrupt Foul Cheese. After Beakeron filed complaints about it yesterday, Foul Cheese has come up with this statement:
  • Foul Cheese: It is NOT true! I am NOT corrupt. I am simply doing what is best for everyone on these moons. I simply turned them into patriarchal societies because it was a form of limitation of employment. I shall lift the law when I am sure that these worlds are safe from the evil space pirates that are pillaging these rich worlds. Space pirates are disgusting to me. They are nothing but thieves and madmen. I put taxes on everyone to ensure that the banks don't close down after thefts brought on by space pirates. I assure you, no crime has been made. And whoever loses their home to my mortgages I shall be taking care of soon enough.
  • Bobra: So Beakeron was right. His means ARE justified, But his actions are as well. His actions are trying to protect us from pirates, and his response means well. This is Bobra Elgrenhowe and Tinra Ulnora for UUniversal News.
  • (Beakeron): (He is seen at his home with a horrified expression after seeing everything on TV) I was so close to ending it, and it all went downhill just like that. But that wasn't the worst of my problems. (Suddenly, several armored soldiers burst into the house)
  • Soldier #1: CENTAURIAN BEAKERON TUNIMILSA! You're under arrest for high treason and blackmail!
  • (Beakeron): I was put on trial for leaking the info to the news, and not only was I fired from the force, but I was also sent to exile on Ardalicron. I originally thought I was gonna be dead, until I was surprisingly spared by Axxus. For the rest of my family, well, my best guess was that they lost their home to the mortgage that wasn't able to be paid, and later, they died. So I spent the rest of my days trying to get revenge on Foul Cheese for taking everything that was important to me. But it only lasted for 2 years until I got sick of Paolino, and had most of my body paralyzed. I could no longer do piracy.

Present

  • Beakeron: So now, (Coughs), I'm doomed to be forever trapped in misery and agony over the loss of my family, my life, my fame, and my dignity. I don't even think I'll be able to make it to next year.
  • Creek:... (Softly cries) That's just tragic, man!
  • Beakeron: So you see, you cannot trust Foul Cheese. If you tell him where Axxus is, then you might be robbed of YOUR lives years later. And tell me, do any of YOU have any wives or children?
  • Julymusk: Well, I had a crush, but she died long before Foul Cheese came along. We never even had any children.
  • Creek: I'm still single. Everyone thinks I'm a doofus.
  • Beakeron: Well, you just wait. By the time you help Foul Cheese, he'll give you a not-so-good thanks by taking away your lives, the same way he did to me. (Coughs)
  • Julymusk: "Well, I am still not too sure about helping Axxus either. Sure, Cheese has been doing, some extremes, but, It's purely just a case of a govener making extreme sacrivces."
  • Beakeron: "And normally, I respect that, but, (coughs), putting everyone through that kind of hell, over a space pirate? There's better ways to chase away space pirates then making everyone feel like they have no hope for a future."
  • Axxus: "And then there's Krex. What he did to that moon, I'm not even sure has ANYTHING to do with trying to get me to knock it off from stealing!"
  • Julymusk: "Well, I am not even sure it was Cheeseworth the 40th. There are VA flags there, so it can't be-"
  • Beakeron: "They're hologram flags. They were originally imperial flags until they were programmed to have VA symbolisum on it to place the blame of Krex's suffering on them. Qui, didn't even mind or complained! She saw it as free publisty and an additional imfamy bonus to gain more attention from villains!"
  • Cynder sighed.
  • Cynder wispers: "Why am I not surprised you allowed this to go un-answered, Qui?"
  • Julymusk: "Well, former Centuarian, I'm sorry for your pain, but, I came from a law abiding family. You know, my father being a guard and all."
  • Creek: "My parents had high expectations for me and big bro. I only got involved cause I didn't want to be a disappointment.... Like I already am, thanks to the Jock strap innsodent."
  • Magnum: "Well, it's convinent that you require greater proof, cause we know of a shaman able to further proof that Cheese is not worth helping."
  • Creek: "Ok sure, we're game and curious."
  • Magnum: "But.... Promise me you won't be upset, but..... It requires a trade. The Shaman's very cautious about giving knowledge to strangers without having to get a gift."
  • Sacen: "I originaly wanted it to be the Thunder Egg, but.... Well, look at him."
  • Granmorc was lovingly hugging "Wilson".
  • Sacen: "Also, he ruined the value of it with marker and diapers. Voogboo won't accept it either way."
  • Icky: "Cutting through the bush, we have to give him your hologram game boy so he can agree to tell you guys why Cheese can't be trusted. And here comes the complaining in three, 2, 1...."
  • Creek: "..... Ok."
  • Icky: "WHAT!?"
  • Creek: "Well, to be honest, I may like this thing, but this is an old generation 1 Holo-Game Boy. There's already, 80 generations a thoundson times better. I had my good times, but, If I hope to one day own a higher generation, I do have to place down my out of date one eventally. But also, you guys already proved to me that maybe we should've looked before we leap and ask what was going on. I'm also doing it for July, cause he's netoriously specitcal."
  • Po: "Wow, we thought you were gonna be upset with us."
  • Creek: "I'm above holding grudges. Esepically when the mess was my fault."
  • Julymusk: "Well, I am still cautious about this, but, I'll, encourage your, "attempt", to sway me to criminal aiding, just for the sake of whatever parlor trick this, "Voogboo" has cooking up."
  • Viper: "Wow, your friend's right, your skeptitisum is netorious."
  • Creek: Yup. That's Julymusk for ya. But I should tell you that we need to upgrade that Holo-Gameboy before we introduce it. Being the first HGB of it's kind, it's holograms have absolutely NO color whatsoever. It was created in the 1920s, and even with the dominant races' high amounts of technology, Niieendo was still unable to make colored holograms until the 1960s. And just so you know, I found this in an old house with 7 games and had a friend of mine fix it up. This brand is discontinued UUniverse-wide, and I think this is the last one left.
  • Sacen: Well, we can make a bargain with BIAB that if we can help fix the problem he's having with that energized fixing device, then he in return will help us upgrade this HGB so it can have color.
  • Axxus: Nice thinking there, Sacen.
  • Cloakblade: I have to admit, Creek son, that giving us your HGB was very generous. We give you a great debt of gratitude.
  • Creek: Oh, it was nothing. It was getting old, anyway.
  • Icky: "So, had that thing been one of those "New ones", you would've been abit more, hard to let go sort've guy?"
  • Creek: "Well, I wouldn't scream bloody murder over it, but I would've been relucent if it had been even so much as a Generation 70. But My bro always told me that some times, the greater good is gonna ask for an expensive price that you can't bargin your way out of."
  • Icky: "Thanks, cause we had a long day with the Thunder Egg fiasco."
  • Granmorc was seen cuddling with "Wilson" asleep.
  • Icky: "...... Why would anyone treat an inanimate object like it's an actual living thing?"
  • Kaa: "Well, there was Johhny 2X4 and his friend Plank. There was that surviver guy who named a vollyball "Wilson" also."
  • Gilda: "Pinkie Pie made friends out of a pile of rocks, a flour bag. a dirt clod, and a bucket of freaking turnips. Maybe that's this guy's deal, based on Po's friend troubles throey."
  • Trixie: "Hell, I once heard Miss Rarity was in love with a blouder! A BLOUDER?! (Laughs)!"
  • Gilda: That's because she was tainted by Discord, you gloating jerk.
  • Trixie: I know, but it's still hilarious. (Laughs)
  • Axxus: Well, what the devil are we standing around here for? We've got a Shaman to find.
  • Sacen: Uh, what about our vehicles? Can't go anywhere without them.
  • Axxus: "Oh don't worry, Voogboo lives on this island anyway, in a cave in the Mount Evacore over there."
  • A not too far away mountain is seen.
  • Lord Shen: "One would think, we would've noticed that earlier."
  • Boss Wolf: "But still, where's the cave?"
  • Axxus: "It's not too high a climb, and we have a safe pre-determin trail to go there, just follow the signs, you can't miss them."
  • Baloo: Well, that was easy.
  • Axxus: But I should point out that it's 10% filled with dangers. There's a few land carnivores that hunt near the sides of the path, and if they see us, they'll try and eat us. There is even the risk of the unstable parts of the path. We have to tread carefully, or it'll crumble like a sand castle.
  • Bagheera: Shouldn't be too hard for us to handle. Right guys? (The Lodgers and Heroes Act Heroes agree)
  • Icky: Yeah, I mean it's not like-
  • Skipper: IT'S NOT LIKE NOTHING!!! (Waving his flippers) YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
  • Icky:... Right. Let's go. (They all begin their journey)

Space, 3 days away from Arca

  • Rarxter: (A giant golden-colored ship is seen as it pans near Rarxter with two ape goons) Foul Cheese was pretty wise and/or desperate enough to trust someone like ME to hunt down Axxus. But I'm in it for much MORE than Axxus. I've been trying to get to his daughter for years, yet she's got some serious skills. But this time, I've got the perfect way to capture her. I've been saving this big badass I found on Warboth for a rainy day. (Opens the hangar, and the machine is off-camera)... This thing is gonna beat Axxus to the PUNCH! (Cackles as his two goons moaned)! Get it, punch, because this thing can, uh..... (Awkword silence)..... Sorry for wasting your time, gentlemen. SPOVA?!? (A teenage Hexilla in a small purple suit and 2 cybernetic right arms and a cybernetic eye is seen)
  • Hexilla Cyborg Teen (Spova): Aye, sir?
  • Rarxter: I'm gonna need the help of you and your 2 friends since this thing requires 4 people to operate it. I know for sure that you 3 are excellent at riding and operating complex machines like this one. And you should considering you're all my first, second, and third mates.
  • Spova: Don't worry, captain. Me, Cyona, and Byrn will be ready to use the mighty Hoverpounder here to it's full potential in no time. I've had my father and his buddies repair it however they could since it has been underwater for over 50 years since the Interuniversal War.
  • Rarxter: Excellent. I knew I could count on you. (Rubs her hair) Now get out of here and make me proud.
  • Spova: (Abit creeped out). Uh.... Aye-aye, sir! (Runs off)
  • Rarxter: (Laughs) It's amazing how 3 families were able to respectfully submit to my crew, and allow their 3 teenage kids to be my best mates. They must've been at great schools. With them on my side, I'm sure Axxus won't get away this time. (Cackles)
  • Spova was secretly watching.
  • Spova wispers: "Ugh, if only our families aren't in a horrorable dept to him cause of that darn tribe war. Then I wouldn't've had to deal with that creep who always tocuhes me. (Shudders)."

Mt. Evacore Outskirts

  • SpongeBob: Well, that's a big mountain. (They see the mountain, which the camera goes down, and travels down the path that is filled with land bridges, and a small swamp)... But a pretty scary path.
  • Axxus: Yeah, but it's the only safe way to go, laddie. The alternate paths, are ALOT worse.
  • Icky: "No complaints from us here."
  • Tigress: "Well, let's get this over with."

A travel later.

  • They just made it through the swamp.
  • Icky: "Ya got to love quicken edits."
  • Axxus: "No idea what you just said, but I'll acknowledge it as a love for adventure."
  • Po: "Ok, now we got a mountain to climb. His cave is not too high, right?"
  • Axxus: "Well, it's not too high, just, 5 feet or so. Sometimes 10. However, he, doesn't tend to stay in the same cave for long. So, he tends to have more then one cave."
  • Icky: "Question, we know he's a native here, but, exactly, what kind of an animal is he, I mean, in terms of spieces?"
  • Axxus: "Try to imagine, a big mountain ape."
  • Magnum: "I see, so the Arcalidonians were apes."
  • Axxus: "Yes, and he's unigmaginely anichent. Meaning, abnormally long beard. So, all we have to do is- AH-HA! (Fines a long piece of long hair) Found his beard trail!?!"
  • Icky: "Jesus, I think the best gift ever should've also been a razer. That beard is gonna get him in trouble some day."
  • Creek and Julymusk finally caught up!
  • Julymusk: "THANKS, for, not waiting, hypocrite heroes! Your robit finally got finished with upgrading Creek's game!"
  • Creek: "Hey come on July, in their defence, they told us to follow the signs once the upgrades are done!"
  • Julymusk: "Yes, but the local pests are rather bothersome! I just found a creature that looked like that land fish creature that tried to eat my face!?"
  • Icky: "Look, the worse is behind us now, we just need to follow the hairy trail of a neglected chin hair, and we find the Shaman."
  • Julymusk: "Oh, very well. This charade better be at least amusing in the end."
  • Shifu: "You might change your mind when the discovery changes your viewpoint on Foul Cheese for good."
  • They start to climb the mountain.

At the end of the trail.

  • The heroes made it, exhausted.
  • Po: "Ahh! AHHH! Wow! Even when it was only a 5 feet climb, it was LONG!?"
  • Julymusk: "Oh, heavens! The Urex training course has NOTHING on this mountain!"
  • Creek: "It didn't seem that bad."
  • Julymusk: "That's because your kind are experts of climbing. Alchorse it's no trouble for you..."
  • Patrick: "It's a good thing he never gets a shave, or we would be in this mountain forever."
  • Axxus: "Ok, now, there's a rule I must warn everyone. Only a count of 3 people are allowed to enter. He's very quick to be against more then one-or-3 visiters. He'll end up thinking there's trouble afoot. So, myself, and these two (Points to Julymusk and Creek) have to be those three."
  • Julymusk: "Well, seemed alittle pointless to bring your daughter and the fallen heroes all the way out here, now was it?"
  • Po: "We may as well stay out here anyway. Make sure we ain't followed."
  • Axxus: "All right you two. Come with me."
  • Creek: "Is that with a O or-"
  • Axxus: "Up up up!? I know what you were gonna say! I said come with the O!"
  • Creek: ".... I was also gonna say "with an A", but, thanks for clearing it up."
  • Icky: "Please tell me that dumb question's not gonna become a recuring theme. It wasn't even THAT funny the first time it was used, it's not getting better."
  • Axxus, Creek, and an overly cautious Julymusk enter.
  • Meanwhile, the Misfits were secretly watched by Sloop Oops.
  • Sloop: "Ohboyohboyohboy! Me heroes.... I am SO gonna ask for their ahuthograth! I brought me faverite piece of paper and everything! Wait.... How can we even still use paper anymore when we have like, writable computerise tablets or even just computers for certain needs? Gah, it's not me place to lampshade. I'll just wait when Axxus and those dumb Imperials come out. Then, It's fanbird time!"

Voogboo's cave.

  • Julymusk: "Oh, this cave is so, unkempt. Why must this Voogboo not pick up his... Uh, collectable skulls and clean up his weird drawings on the walls?"
  • Axxus: "Don't say something that'll offend him, guard, you wanna end up like, him?"
  • Axxus points to a pile of grosume meat with organs sticking out.
  • Julymusk screams like a girl!?
  • Creek: "Augh, dude! It's like what they served on lunch in the mess hall! What is that!?"
  • Axxus: "An unlucky fool who tried to cheat his way to free knowledge with an inferior gift. It's a traditional curse of Voogboo: The curse of being inside-out and then curling up into a messy ball.... It's not pretty."
  • Julymusk puked!
  • Creek: "Wow, this guy must be very sensitive about the gifts he gets.... I'm scared now. What if my holo-game boy, as upgraded as it is, isn't good enough and we become, that?"
  • Julymusk: "(Dry heaves), Why is this, this, this, Voogboo, so cruel to this, unlucky sap, criminal or not?"
  • Axxus: You can't blame him for, doing something like this, mate. He's just hard to understand. Now are we gonna get this over with or not? And we have to do it silently.
  • Julymusk:... We're silent.
  • ???: (A large gorilla screech is heard, and then a white Yeti-like gorilla with a long bears appears before them wearing a loincloth and has primitive makeup all over his face) Who are you? Where did you come from?
  • Axxus: Ah, there you are, VoogBoo.
  • VoogBoo: Captain Axxus. What a big surprise.... Is what I would say, if I had not seen you coming.
  • Julymusk: "Cause of all-knowing knowledge?"
  • Voogboo: "That, and you and your lizard never shut up for the life of you."
  • Julymusk: "(Gulp), I reply, but, I rather not risk saying something to upset you."
  • Voogboo: "Good. It'll keep you from ending up like that mess over there."
  • Julymusk: "Pretty much the intent."
  • Axxus: So, do you guys have the favor we're supposed to give him?
  • Creek: Of course. I don't know if he'll like it, but after that thunder egg incident, it's all we've got. (Shows him the Holo-Gameboy)
  • VoogBoo:... What is it?
  • Creek: It's a Holographic Gameboy. It lets you play games in a 3-dimensional holographic display. We've even given it color. Watch. (Turns on the Holo-Gameboy, and it shows the 3D holographic Gameboy-like intro which swirls in color)
  • VoogBoo:... Interesting. I've haven't seen lights like this since I saw that small robot light animal that belonged to a small unotter child.
  • Axxus: That was my daughter, Sacen.
  • VoogBoo:... Well, this gift is rather thoughtful of you. I have been getting much of an interest in outside technology lately. I've even found some run-down devices that I've been trying to figure out for weeks. Can you tell me how this device that you call a 'Holo-Gameboy' works?
  • Creek: Well, you simply put a game inside this slot here like these. (Takes out all of his games)
  • Julymusk: You brought all your games, too?
  • Creek: Of course. But first, you have to shut it off. (Does that, puts the game in, and turns it back on, starting the same intro again, and then a new intro appears showing 'Legend of Zarden' and a 'Press Start') And you use these buttons down here to control the game. (Presses the start button, and it goes to the main menu) There's a lot of stuff to go through, so I won't waste any time. I think you can figure it out yourself.
  • VoogBoo:... Well, thank you for this gift, generous one. You have earned my services.
  • Julymusk: Wow. It actually worked.
  • Axxus: I know.
  • Creek: "At least we won't end up like the poor guy."
  • Axxus: "Look, these two are a couple of imperial nitwits that if we don't show them that Foul Cheese isn't worth helping, they're gonna end up causing alot of trouble for some heroes that they confused for being traiters."
  • Voogboo: "Well to be fair, Pirates aren't normally what many would call law abiding citizens to be honest. I mean, granted you guys here are helping people, but still, you would've just as easily opened a charity to help the poor without pissing off a prevokeable govener with a heart condition."
  • Axxus: "Well in my case, I have too dark a reputation thanks to being tricked by Zigmond! Now, you have a way to show these guys? Julymusk here, is abit more, hard to convince with words alone then the lizard."
  • Voogboo: "I dealt with stubbern fools before. Nothing saids convincing like magical fire."
  • Suddenly, a magical campsite fire appears.
  • Julymusk: "Ok, admirely impressive magic trick, I'll grant him this."
  • Creek: "Hey, I think, I can see something."

In the fires.

  • It was a beautiful utopian city.
  • (Creek): "It's, Krex."
  • (Julymusk): "Ah, it must be before the dishastor that happened."
  • Everyone was happy and the sound of children laughing was heard.
  • (Julymusk): "Everything's so, beautiful.... So, majustic."
  • (Creek): "I don't know why anyone would hurt this place."
  • The fires change into a Govener's office.
  • A Catfish-like Govener is seen with Foul Cheese.
  • Foul Cheese: "What do you mean, your refusing my request, Govener Krom?"
  • Govener Krom the Catfish creature: "I mean no great disrespect, Cheeseworth, but this moon is perfectly capable to survive against ANY space pirate, and it can so WITHOUT your radicalistic rulings! I mean, I heard the patriarch socity stunt you pulled and that Beakeron controversey. Don't dare think that ANY amount of jusification about stopping some criminals would ever justify breaking freedoms of the public. There's much better ways to stop a few crooks then what your doing, and neither them involve crushing freedoms!"
  • Foul Cheese: "Krom, your being too light-hearted!?"
  • Governer Krom: "I am just not another weakling who bows to tyrants like you! Now leave this moon alone, or I will call The Grand Council and report your misdoings! And I'll see to it that you can't snake your way out of it this time too! Now leave!?"
  • Foul Cheese: "......"
  • Foul Cheese got up, and left.
  • (Julymusk): "I actselly read about Krom's refuseal once. I understood Krex has a great millaterry, so they didn't need Cheese's intervention."
  • (Creek): "But in honesty, as much as I am open that Cheese did looked, forceful, it didn't look at all like Cheese was actselly respondsable for-"
  • Fires turned dark and exposed a darker scene, of Krex's millaterry fighting against Foul Cheese's vast armies, while alot of soldiers lead by General Blood Gush and several unseen corrupted Centaurians attack the city guns ablazing!
  • The Great govermental office was burning!
  • Krom was in horror!
  • Krom: "What is that mad bird doing!? That it!? I am calling the Grand Council! Warson is gonna make that Xorabeak squeak for mercy!?"
  • ???: "That won't be so easily done."
  • Cheese entered in with his lazer sword.
  • Foul Cheese: "I am gonna put this moon under the Imperial moon allience one way or another, even if you must be removed from the picture."
  • Krom brought out his lazer sword.
  • Krom: "I told you a time before, I will not bow to a tyrant like you, and I will certainly not allow Krex to fall into your grip after what your doing to it?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "I'm the tyrant? All I am trying to do is get enough imperalised moons so I can crush the dying strain that is piracy, and your calling me a  tyrant?!"
  • Krom: "What you're doing to Krex, is not making you any better then any pirate! You may as well be a pirate yourself!?"
  • Foul Cheese screamed in anger as he and Krom began to fight!
  • The Office begans to shatter as the fires worsen!
  • The buzz of lazer swords and the sounds of them clashing are heard throughout the building!
  • Krom: "Give it up, Cheese! You and I are equil oppenents! Neither of us will be able to smite each-other! The Grand Council WILL discover this sin and punish you for it!?"
  • Foul Cheese: "Not if I placed blame on those VA scum! They have proven capable to do something like this before, so all the Grand Council will do is place it under my care and the Currenty troupe!"
  • Krom: "WARSON WILL NEVER BE EASILY DUPED?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "EVEN THEN, IF HE WANTS THE HEROES ACT TO BE EVEN BE ABLE TO GET OFF THE GROUND, HE WOULD BE SMART TO NOT, SAY, A THING?!"
  • Krom: "Warson and your brother won't listen to you forever once they heard the truth! YOUR A DISGRACE TO LORD CHEESEWORTH THE 38TH?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "How, dare you, SPOKE MY FATHER'S NAME IN VAIN!?" (Smacks the sword out of Krom's hands, and stabs him with the laser sword, killing him)... Good riddance! (The fire then shows Foul Cheese planting holographic flags around the ruins of the city and programs them into looking like Villains Act flags) (To a soldier) Let's go to the Grand Council and give them the news. They will make me the new ruler of this moon with Krom out of the way. And make sure the survivors of this invasion keeps their mouths shut until the job is done.
  • Soldier #1: Yes, sir. Should we use the mind-control implants?
  • Foul Cheese: Yes. They are the perfect way to keep anyone from taking me down. (The fire then reveals the soldiers invading houses and shooting small devices on the back of the civilians' necks that attaches itself deeply into their skin)
  • (Creek): I thought the USRA outlawed mind-control implants!
  • (Julymusk): They did. Those things have been used by war criminals throughout the Third Cartoonian War. It's just too lethal to fight. It tries to choke you to death if you try to reveal information, it moves you against your own will and it is too strong to fight, and it even makes you speak anything that is against your own will, and won't let you say anything else. It's just too dangerous and too easy to use and even easier to abuse. Many people have been terrified of the effects of such illegal technology. Then.... That means.... The Govenor really ISN'T worth trusting. (The fire disappears)

VoogBoo's Cave

  • VoogBoo: Now you understand what you are up against. Foul Cheese is a true criminal.
  • Axxus: Exactly. In fact, I've seen how those small devices work. I saw someone choke himself to death while trying so hard to spill information to Foul Cheese's brother. It was horrible. Nobody could stop him with those devices on them. It will either kill or torture you. It's like a hostage and a minion combined.
  • Julymusk: Okay, NOW I am convinced. Thanks for your services, VoogBoo. (Creek scoffs)
  • Creek: I'm sorry, I can't help it. It sounds so funny!
  • VoogBoo: I agree my name is not that good, but I have to keep my REAL name a secret even from you guys. It could risk my safety. I have a horrible past that I'm sure you all aren't prepared to handle.
  • Axxus: And we respect that, VoogBoo. (Creek scoffs, and then laughs)
  • Creek: (Laughs) I can't... I can't- I'm sorry! (Laughs)
  • Axxus: Let's just go. Thank you for everything, VoogBoo.
  • VoogBoo: And thank you for the gift.
  • Creek: (Laughs) I should... Also point out that if you're playing it, you'll need to charge it daily. So, here's one more thing. (Throws him a small device with a plug) It's a solar-powered charger. Just put it's panel in the sunlight, and it'll work.
  • VoogBoo:... Thank you.
  • Creek: Okay, let's go. (Walks off, but falls down and he is heard tumbling down and crashing)... Ouch!
  • Julymusk:... ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE, CREEK?!?
  • Creek: Yeah, but I can't feel my teeth.
  • Julymusk: "Oh no, don't tell me you did something to upset the shaman did you?"
  • Voogboo: "Don't worry. He was just a clumzy kluts and did this to himself. The last step's a doosy."
  • Julymusk: "Oh.... Sorry for the accusation then."

Outside.

  • Axxus and very depressed Julymusk and Creek came out.
  • Icky: "Oh, am I to assume it was.... Bad?"
  • Julymusk: You only have scratched the metathroical surface. We found out all we needed about Foul Cheese. He killed Krex's govener and placed everyone there under his control by giving them mind-control transplants.
  • Zosimo: Jumping Garmonado! I thought those things were outlawed.
  • Xandy: Yeah, they're just one of the most horrible torture weapons of all time that was used in wars long ago. This guy really IS a criminal.
  • Axxus: Then this means we need to stop him anyway we can. That means we have to find a way to fix up our vehicles. After all, we do owe BIAB a favor for helping us with VoogBoo. (Creek scoffs) And that favor is that we need to find out what's wrong with that repairing device that he's having a hard time on.
  • Sacen: Well, what are we waiting for, let's get moving. (They start to go down the mountain side, and when they get to a small land bridge they are soon spotted by something hiding beneath them)
  • Xandy:... STOP! (Everyone does that)... Something's not right here.... I think we're being watched! Nytrox, can you smell anything? (Nytrox smells, then suddenly runs over to the other side in panic) Nytrox, what are you doing, boy?
  • Sacen: Guys, I'm starting to feel like that's not a good sign. (Suddenly, humming machinery is heard, and within 2 seconds, out from the bottom of the land bridge appears a giant green-yellow dropship with 4 cockpits, 4 robotic arms, and a chaingun)
  • Skipper: EVASIVE ACTION!!! (They jump in 2 different directions, and the machine uses it's 4 arms to smash the land bridge to pieces, leaving both groups stuck on both sides)
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!! (The machine raises it's arms up, and out of the main cockpit appears Rarxter)
  • Rarxter: Hello again, Axxus!
  • Axxus: RARXTER!!! How DARE you return to Ardalicron again?! Also.... Your three days early. You said you were gonna attack in 4 days tops.
  • Rarxter: "Well, I was, but then I desided that I really wanted to see you again, so I remembered that my ship as hyperdrive, and the rest's history."
  • Axxus:.... You stupid cheat!
  • Rarxter: You like my new Hoverpounder? Found it sunk underwater on Warboth. The Internet says these things are among the most powerful war machines that EVER fought during the Interuniversal War. And now, I have my very own, which I will now use to squash you, your daughter, your pirate crew, AND your new friends.
  • Axxus: "You were always a foul cheater, Trunk-Nose!"
  • Rarxter: "Degrade me all you want, there's no way the rest of those fools are gonna-"
  • Merlin teleported the rest of the group on the other side of the area, and then turns the machines into a useless wooden relica filled with bananas!
  • Rarxter: "..... YOU HAVE MAGIC GUYS?!"
  • Axxus: "That's karma for you."
  • Rarxter: "..... THAT TEARS IT!?"
  • Rarxter came out!
  • Rarxter: "We're gonna do this the old fastion way! ATTACK!?"
  • Rarxter's apes charged!
  • The Heroes prepare for the fight of their lives, when suddenly, Axxus' machine crew and organic crew appeared!
  • Axxus' ship is seen above, piloted by BIAB.
  • Lord BIAB: "I came as soon as that distasteful Rarxter came earlier then expected."
  • Axxus: "I can always count on you, BIAB!"
  • Rarxter: "ATTACK ANYWAY! DON'T LET THEM DETER YOU?!"
  • Rarxter's apes charged, as do the heroes!
  • The Fight begins!
  • Rodruy was smacking around the Hexrilla pirates with his tail, and chomped off an arm of one!
  • Xexrila pirate: "GAAAH!? NOW I ONLY HAVE 5!? AND ONE OF THEM'S ALREADY MACHANICAL?!"
  • Rodruy punched him down!
  • Rodruy roared!
  • Monnoe ran around and stolen several dangerious weapons of the Hexrillas and used them against them!
  • A Hexrilla with a lazer sword attempted to assassinate him, but Monnoe dodged quickly, now suddenly has the Hexrilla's sword, and stabs him with it!
  • Monnoe: "Master thief strikes again!"
  • Chenger was rempently smacking away Hexrilla pirates that try to attack him!
  • One grabs him!
  • Hexrilla: "Got ya you little-"
  • Chenger latches into the Hexrilla's face and began sucking him bone dry!
  • The brute fell as a dried up corpse.
  • Chenger: "....... Refill?"
  • The Surrounding Hexrillas began to run away like cowerds!
  • Clyrilla began to smack around and shot down Hexrillas!
  • Clyrilla: "HOW'S THAT FOR A DANCE, YA WINGY GOLDBATS?!"
  • A Hexrilla attempted to grab her, but Croon punched him out!
  • Croon: "Didn't anyone told you it's not nice to hit ladies?"
  • A barrol rolls into the battle field, earning some of the Hexrilla's curiosity.
  • A LT Hexrilla shoves them aside.
  • Lt Hexrilla: "What is up with the stupid bar-"
  • Graig launghes out and grabs the LT by the head!
  • Muffled screams are heard as Craig swallows the LT alive! Puking out the LT's swords and guns, and cyberconectic parts.
  • Craig: "(Speaking in alternate languise) ("I am still hungry.) (HISS LOUDLY!?)"
  • Hexrillas scream as they run!
  • Craig chases them!
  • The Senior Larry and Le Fifi look-a-likes fight with grace and sytile!
  • Another LT Hexrilla: "DAMN IT, YOU GUYS?! DON'T LET LE SUDUCTRA AND JRINN BEAT YOU!? YOU MUST-"
  • Jrinn decapitates the LT's head!
  • Jrinn: "ARABIBALOS, VILLAINS!?"
  • Jrinn beats up and takes down the Hexrillas!
  • Le Seductra chamred two Hexrilla pirates. The two then started to fight and eventally ended up stabing eachother to death!
  • Foulmouth: "YOU APES ARE FUCKERS?!"
  • A force smacks a line of Hexrilla's like dominos!?
  • Dash 20 jumped around with increditable althlectics and shoot down alot of Hexrillas!
  • Dash 20: "DIE, MEATBAGS?!"
  • A hexrilla attempted to grab Dash, but she quickly side kick him, and rapid fire him to death!
  • The Alpha Manbeetle smacked around Hexrillas like nothing!
  • A Hexrilla appeared with a lazor cannon!
  • Hexrilla cannoneer: "TIME TO DIE, ALPHA NEPITON!?"
  • The Hexrilla fired a lazer cannon ball, but Alpha Nepiton smacks it back to the cannoneer, straight into his cannon!
  • Hexrilla Cannoneer: "..... That's not fair."
  • BOOM!
  • A crater is left where the Cannoneer stood.
  • Alpha Nepiton said nothing, and resumed battle!
  • BIAB activated the auto-turrents of the ship that started to fire at the Hexrillas!
  • BIAB: "Well, that's pretty much my contribution for the day."
  • BIAB started to play alternate obera as he started to have a cup of oil, and dump it on himself.
  • P.O.L.L.Y. squacked wildly as it rammed down and killed Hexrillas!
  • A LT Hexrilla had a deadly weapon aimed at P.O.L.L.Y. but before he can use it, shots are fired at him by Beetle-Bloob, and Dim-Tin Can, the non-battle droid starbot.
  • Bloob: "Now THAT'S a kill!"
  • Dim Tin Can: "Now wait, I thought he was a ape."
  • Bloob sighed annoyed.
  • The Lougers battle the Hexrillas as well!
  • Spongebob was using karate and beats up and humiliates Hexrillas!
  • Patrick: "I must warn you, I happen to be a world champion-ship..... Uh..... (Looks at his hand) "Kick Box-ER"."
  • Hexrilla: "Whatever, pinky! Your still going down, tubby!"
  • Patrick: "(Makes a surprised face as a record scracth was heard)....... (Looking as if he's gonna cry) Tubby? (then turns violently angry), NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY?!"
  • Patrick punches the Hexrilla so hard, he was sent flying into space!
  • Patrick: "........ Wow......... I become strong when angry."
  • Squidward was surrounded by Hexrillas.
  • Squidward brought out a can of "Ape Repelent", and began to spreay at them, causing them to run away and scream!
  • Squidward: "It's a good thing I never leave home without my Ape Repelent."
  • The Hyenas bite up the Hexrilla pirates!
  • Alex roars as he smacks away a few apes, as Melman spun like a helacopter smack Hexrillas around!
  • Gloria used her waight to beat Hexrillas around!
  • Marty bounced on their heads making him hard to catch while pulling off impressive tricks!
  • Kaa hypnotised some apes to walk off the edge of a cliff and fall to their doom!
  • Po, Shifu and the Furious 5 beat up alot of Hexrillas with kung fu!
  • Sandy used her karate to beat up even more Hexrilla's, where one gets kicked so hard, it was sent flying into the sun!
  • Mr. Krabs used a skull of a sword fish to battle the Hexrillas like a pro!
  • Iago: "Mess with this bird, huh?"
  • Iago tosses a alternate bee-hive on a Hexrilla as his head gets stuck with the hive!
  • Hexrilla: "AGGGH!? NOT BLEES?! I'M DEATHLY ALLERGETIC TO BLEES!?"
  • Sounds of stinging are heard, as eventally, The Hexrilla turns into a ball of pus, and exploudes!
  • Iago: "Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww."
  • Mushu lits a Bombader's belt on fire!
  • Mushu: "Looks like Chinese new year's gonna come early!"
  • Mushu took cover!
  • The Bombader noticed too late and exploded spectatularly!
  • Icky uses pans to play the Hexrilla's like a drum set!
  • Icky: "BAH BAM DAM WAM SAM KABLAM?!"
  • Bagheera and Baloo fight off the Hexrillas!
  • Baloo: "TAKE THAT, YOU 6-ARMED, BUGGED EYED, FLACKY CREEP!?"
  • The Penguins unionsonly smack around The Hexrillas!
  • Sir Hiss slitters away in a panic from a Hexrilla blade master!
  • Sir Hiss gets cornered.
  • Blade Master: "I got you now, snakey!"
  • Sir Hiss: "(Turns scareingly calm) On the contary, friend. It's I who has you."
  • Blade Master: "Huh?"
  • Graig appears and devours the Blade Master, spitting out his blades after words!
  • Sir Hiss: "(Speaks in the same alternate serpent languise) (Thanks for the aide.)"
  • Graig: "(No problema)."
  • Spyro and Cynder used their powers to beat Hexrillas!
  • Spyro: "COME ON, BLOT WAS TEN TIMES TOUGHER THEN YOU JERKS, AND HE HAD ONLY TWO ARMS!?"
  • Sparx smacked down a LT with one punch!
  • Sparx: "WHOOO-WHA! THAT FELT GOOD?!"
  • Sam and Max use their craziness to beat Hexrillas!
  • Brandy Holds Mr. Wiskers up!
  • Mr. Wiskers: "BEHOLD?! THE AWESOME POWER OF MY FOOT ODOR?!"
  • Hexrilla's fainted from Wiskers' stinky feet.
  • Ed the Otter pulls on Lola to fire rocks at Three Hexrilla pirates!
  • BLAM, BONK, DOM!?
  • The three are knocked out!
  • Lola: "Dumb banditos!"
  • A big brute Hexrilla approuches Max the Cat.
  • Hexrilla brute: "He-he-he-he, I got you now, kitty cat!"
  • The Hexrilla brings out a giant lazer sword!
  • Max coughs a hairball into the Hexrilla brute!
  • Hexrilla Brute: "GAAAHA!? I'M BLIND!? I CAN'T SEE!? I CAN'T SEE!? I CAN'T-"
  • Hexrilla falls into quick sinking quicksand!
  • Max The Cat: "..... Sorry..... I hairballed myself."
  • Fidget dumps an alternate scorpain in another LT Hexrilla's pants!
  • Hexrilla LT: "WOOO!? I GOT A CORPAIN IN MY PANTS?!"
  • The LT felt a sting, and died as he melt into green pus!
  • Fidget: "Yuckers!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "BACK YOU HETHENS!?"
  • Hexrillas clearly look unintimidated by Mr. Dodo and his cane!
  • Mr. Dodo: "One mistake, and you gents will get it!"
  • Hexrilla 1: "Ya don't scare us, fatass."
  • Mr. Dodo: "Maybe not, but HE should!"
  • Craig appears behind them!
  • The Hexrillas scream as Craig eats them all in one shot!
  • Mr. Dodo: "Those apes had no cooperation, no cooperation at all."
  • Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle-Dum were bouncing a Hexrilla back and forth.
  • Bill ran from the Hexrillas!
  • Bill cartoonishly walked up a tree as the Hexrillas crash into it!
  • Bill: "Whew! That was close!"
  • Mad Hatter and March Hare were sing "Marry Marry Unbirthday" as some hexrillas were tied to fireworks!
  • Mad Hatter: "Now blow the candle and make your wish come true!"
  • Dorm Mouse blows the candle that ignites the fireworks to fire up!
  • Hatter and Hare finish up their tune as the fireworks exploude!
  • A Hexrilla appeared!
  • Hexrilla: "THAT TEARS IT YOU PIECES OF SHITS, I'M GONNA-"
  • White Rabbet blows his horn loud enough that it makes the Hexrilla deaf!
  • Hexrilla: "AGGGHH!? THE RINGING?! THE RINGING!?"
  • The Hexrilla runs until he trips off the edge into a cliff!
  • Thundera strikes lightning on some Hexrillas!
  • The Monsters used their various abilities to beat Hexrillas!
  • Lucky Jack smacks a LT with a metal dish!
  • Batty flies around and annoys the fuck out of the Hexrillas bad enough to force them to retreat!
  • Miguel and Tuilo run pass a few Hexrillas!
  • A Hexrilla LT: "Now why did those guys just-"
  • The Hexrillas scream as the Bull runs over them!
  • Tuilo: "HOW DID THAT BULL GET HERE?!"
  • Meguil: "CARTOON MAGIC, TUILO! NEVER QUESTION IT?!"
  • Cornwall and Devon scare away the Hexrillas with fire!
  • The Digimon blast away Hexrillas!
  • Phil: "I GOT YOUR HEELS, RIGHT HERE?!"
  • Phil smacks into and beats down a Hexrilla LT!
  • Lord Shen and Boss Wolf defeats a huge number of Hexrillas!
  • Trigger fired an arrow that ricohected from many random points and into a Hexrilla's head!
  • Dodger and friends bark and chase away Hexrillas!
  • Lefou steals a Hexrilla's belt, exposing embarrising cute alternate duckling shorts!
  • Merlin used magic to turn Hexrillas into mice!
  • Archimedes: "Scram before I have lunch today!"
  • The miceifived Hexrillas run away!
  • The Thief pickpockets a Hexrilla and steals away his weapons, just as the Hexrilla was about to grab Cynder!
  • Hexrilla does it!
  • Hexrilla: "ALL RIGHT?! NOBODY MOVE, OR-"
  • The Hexrilla can't get his weapons which were stolen.
  • Hexrilla: "..... Uh......"
  • Cynder turned into Avatar Cynder, and sent the attempted kidnapper flying!
  • Ralth and Eddy were slithering away from Hexrillas, till Savio smacks them into trees!
  • The King of Hearts: "Back down you brutes, or I'll get real hissy at ya!"
  • The Hexrillas laughed, but then, The King of Hearts blows a wistle, and the Hexrillas get beaten by Alpha Nepiton!
  • Mr. Smee was bonking a beaten Hexrilla on a head with a hammer!
  • Mr. Smee: "Now let that teach you a lesson."
  • Chi Fu was hiding behind a rock like a cowerd!
  • Pain and Panic turn into monsters and roar at the Hexrillas!
  • Creeper smacks a Hexrilla down into Quicksand!
  • Djon ducked as a Hexrilla tried to grab him, only to fall right into Craig's mouth!
  • Shrek and Donkey reanacted the fight scene from the first shreak movie with the Hexrillas!
  • Puss battled the Hexrillas with spanich finesse!
  • Samson and friends were beating up the Hexrillas!
  • Gilda was smacking around Hexrillas!
  • Trixie was giving herself a hoof-a-cure, showing that she had alot of Hexrillas tied up.
  • Choas had some Hexrillas fallen into an unescapeable void!
  • Haroud was sword fighting some Hexrillas and won!
  • Boomer, Dinky, and Friend Owl were cheering our heroes on!
  • Big Mama: "Serves those nasty apes right."
  • Gene the Genie: "DISBOOM DISBOOM BAH! SHELL LOUGE, SHELL LOUGE, RA-RA-RA!?"
  • The Lost Boys were beating up alot of Hexrillas!
  • Krebbs: "Oh..... What rubbish this team is these days."
  • Frank the Lizard was hiding.
  • Uncle Waldo was honking as he was being chased by Hexrillas, who they are chased by Napoleon and Lafayette.
  • Willie: "BOO!"
  • The Hexrillas run away!
  • Si and Am push over a heavy rock on some Hexrillas!
  • Peakly: "You space pirates are under arrest! Read them their rights!"
  • Jumbaa was smacking a Hexrilla into a tree laughing!
  • Peakly: "(Sigh).... No one takes the skinny guy seriously."
  • Icky: "Wow..... We rarely properly acknowledge those other lougers."
  • Iago: "Well, MSM has yet to rekindise them, so, it can't be helped."
  • Xandy was beating up and kicking Hexrilla butt!
  • Nyrox bit the butt of a Hexrilla!
  • Magnum blasted away Hexrillas!
  • Aurlena was punching mad at those Hexrillas!
  • Zosimo was playing alternate giatar as auto turrents took down Hexrillas for him.
  • Vancer was kicking serious butt!
  • Cloakblade used ninjitsu like fighting to beat up Hexrillas!
  • Sacen was defeating alot of Hexrillas!
  • Rarxter: "..... Well, fuck.............. RETREAT!?!"
  • Rarxter and the apes retreated, abandoning a trapped Spova and friends!
  • Spova: "Captain, you stupid cowerdly jerk!? What about us?!"
  • Rarxter: "YOUR ON YOUR OWN!? I AIN'T MESSING WITH THOSE PEOPLE?!"
  • The Villains escape!
  • Spova: "..... He..... Abandoned us!?"
  • Spova's friend #1: (A female Hexilla teenager with a cybernetic eye, and a blue suit similar to Spova's) "That jerk?!"
  • Spova's friend #2: (A male Hexilla with no cybernetic implants, and a green suit similar to Spova's) "I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR FAMILIES LISTENED TO HIM?!"
  • SF #1: After all we did for him, he leave us here to suffer?!? WHAT A BITCH!!!
  • Spova: Now, now, Cyona, calm down. Let's just get out of here before- (Suddenly, they are beaten up by something invisible, and are pinned to the ground as Cloakblade deactivates her cloaking device)
  • Cloakblade: And where do you think YOU'RE going, huh?
  • SF #2:... Well, that came out of nowhere, right, girls? Am I right, am I right?
  • Spova: Shut up, Byrn. Just shut up RIGHT NOW!

Chapter 4: Tale of a Stargate

Longbeard's House

  • Spova: (She and the others are thrown into the same cell from before) Oof!
  • Byrn: Owch. Somebody get me some headache medicine because I think part of my brain has been damaged.
  • Axxus: Make yourselves comfortable, kids. (Shuts the cell) Because yout lot ain't leavin' until we have ensured that Rarxter is stopped.
  • Spova: You know what, Axxus? Go ahead! Stop him! Stop that double-crossing pachy-dope because we've got some news that might interest you.
  • Axxus:... Wow, it was THAT easy to get you guys to talk to us?
  • Byrn: Yeah. That douche left us here with you guys like the big dumb trunkhead he is. He's so choked up with gold, he's trying to find some stupid stargate from some dumb legend that probably doesn't even exist.
  • Axxus: "..... The Legendary Lamistan Stargate?"
  • Spova: "Yeah. Lamistan may be real, but that junk about a stargate? I doubt it. That pervert is gonna end up roaming in space for nothing. He'll die of old age, before he can actselly get some stupid old legend."
  • A ray gun shot was heard!
  • Longbeard is seen.
  • Longbeard: "THE LEGEND OF THE LAMISTAN STARGATE IS NOT, SOME STUPID OLD LEGEND?! Your pirates, your suppose to believe in legends?!"
  • Spova: "Well, excuse me for being someone NOT of the norm! I don't even LIKE piracy! Neither do my friends!"
  • Byan: "Actselly, I admit I'd find pillageing a bit of a guilty pleasure."
  • Cyona slaps Byan!
  • Cyona: "Not helping, fool!?"
  • Spova: "In fact, none of our family members like piracy, OR Rarxter, like, AT ALL!?"
  • Longbeard: "Then why serve him?"
  • Spova: "....... Our elders were grateful Rarxter was able to end a terrorable tribe war. It was back when, Rarxter was actselly a decent guy. Then, power gotten into his head, as did his pointless wealth obcession, and now look at him! We mainly served him out of fear instead of amiration of what he used to be."
  • Axxus: "..... That, doesn't sound like the same basturd who killed my wife..."
  • Longbeard: "It was before you were even born. Rarxter, did used to be decent in some level..... But something worse then suddenly becoming power hungry and gold obcessing, corrupted him into that space scum he became.... But, I thought, it would be forgotten by now."
  • Icky: "What?"
  • Longbeard: ".... During your time here, and with Axxus, have you heard of the name Lamistan before?"
  • Shifu: "A few times, mainly from Axxus' story about Rarxter."
  • Longbeard: ".... Come with me, there's something I need to show you all, (turns to the Teen trio) And that includes you three! It's time you learn the truth why your tribe war ender acts like he does now."
  • Icky: "Isn't that risky to let these jerks go?"
  • Longbeard: "Restrain them if it makes you feel safe, but these are not like Rarxter's forces. It's obvious not even Rarxter's own crew is THAT supportive of him these days. AT least, not formerly."
  • Po: "Ok, but they're still gonna wear the cuffs right? You never know if they're still trouble."
  • Longbeard: "I already said restrain them if it makes you feel safe. It means I am not asking for them being completely free. I may seen good potainional in them, but I know when to not to be fool-hardy trusting. I still know they're pirates and they can be trouble if you take one bad step. I just want to prove Rarxter is not in his own mind."
  • Spova: "Ugh, why is everyone acting like that stupid fairytale is real?"
  • Lord Shen: "Young lady, I was once quick to doubt a legend in our universes, and it almost lead to a terrorable bond destroying misunderstanding! I am saying, just because a legend is a legend, doesn't make it fiction. You might be surprised that there might be some creditability in legends then you normally want to believe."

In a pivate chumber.

  • Longbeard opens the door, to a room in theme of a snake-like being with symbolisum of a portal.
  • Longbeard: "This, was Lamistan's lab, his lair.... His realm into madness...."
  • Axxus: "... You never showed me this place."
  • Longbeard: "You were not yet ready. It's still not yet time, but I don't have a choice, thanks to these defeliments."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Wait, how could he be a pirate and yet know science? It's an oxy moron!"
  • Longbeard: "......... He was more, then a pirate. Even more then any previous Pirate Lord..... He, was like, a god beyond gods, among mortals. He was even bigger then his speices' normal size, much more then Rarxter can ever wish to be. He was also, unbelieveably advanced. Lamistan, was the reason why the pirates of Arca have these, advance trinkits you see now."

Legend.

  • (Longbeard): "Lamistan was a sciencetist Seroentrosmor, from beginning, to further down his life. Lamistan cared not for fame, popularity, not even to get a mate. He didn't even cared for having accquinences. Lamistan cared for nothing more, then science. He dreamed to become a great sciencetist. However, Lamistan blasted his own hand off with an exspearimental lazer cannon gun, and it cripserise his arm! He was horrorably embarrised and ashamed of his tragity. Many of his people and a sympathic would-be mate wanted to helped him, but he was too ashamed and anti-social from years of loving science only, that he ran away from his home planet! Never to be seen again."
  • (Spyro): ".... That's..... That's terrorable. A life without even friends.... That has a potaintional to already damage his feelings torwords socity, given the tragity, it clearly would make him worse."
  • (Longbeard): "And it did..... His ship ran out of fuel, and the poor fool crashed into Arca, in the near end of the reign of the Pirate lord Moonbeard. He was able to avoid many a pirate thanks to his intellect. He hides in a cave that sat high above a dark jungle. He replaced his arm, with the very cannon that destroyed his old arm, and a robotic arm. He was a smart one. He studied the pirates, learned all their ways, all their customs, all their tactics, and how to counter act them. He was a fast learner, and he adapts quickly! Then one day, he came to challnage Moonbeard himself. He taunted and insulted the Pirate Lord into attacking! And Moonbeard obglied! However.... Lamistan, was more then he expected."
  • The fully-skin and fleshed Lamistan beats up and incredability over-wealms Moonbeard, who was then tossed back to his throwne, as Moonbeard scrambled to barely get a footing!
  • Moonbeard: "...... What, are you? What kind of a, monster, fights like a hundred pirates? Who, are you?!"
  • Lamistan: "I...... Am...... (Charges up his arm cannon) LAMISTAN?!"
  • Moonbeard: "Stop, what are you doing?! No, no, NOOOOO-" (The blast makes everything go white)
  • (Longbeard): Moonbeard was robbed of his position as the Pirate Ruler of Ardalicron, and his ability to live, and Captain Lamistan was briefly put in charge. He had all the pirates steal machinery from all over these UUniverses so he can make a device that would make him 'the most famous pirate of all time'. He was unable to finish it, when a new pirate rebellion against Lamistan demanded he get put out of power, and he was eventually replaced by the Pirate Council, which you may know still exists today. Lamistan was banished to a planet that the Council has kept a secret even from future members. But on this planet, Lamistan was able to get a big enough crew, enough weaponry, and a big ship that would allow him to steal more machinery. He robbed metals, looted broken-down robots, and stole other weapons technology for his own use. Then, after months of committing piracy, he finally got his machine finished, calling it 'Lamistan's Stargate'.
  • (Iago): Uh, is this similar to the Stargate in those movies?
  • (Longbeard): I don't know what movie you're talking about!
  • (Trixie): There we go again with the running gag.
  • (Longbeard): Anyway, this Stargate was a large portal that used quantum energy derived from space to allow him to travel anywhere in the UUniverses, all with the use of a single holographic map of the UUniverses itself. He used this portal to roam every realm robbing worlds of their wealth and treasure. Unfortunately, after 5 years of enjoying all his wealth, the USRA had found his location, and brave enforcers struck down Lamistan in a bloody duel to the death, taking all of his treasure into the Currency Troupe where it belongs. Since then, they had his Stargate buried in the depths of the planet's soil, and it was never seen again. No pirate has ever been able to find it ever since. I myself tried to find it once, but planet, after planet, after planet, that blasted Stargate wasn't nowhere to be seen. So I decided to give up my search. Especially when I heard about this curse that the Stargate possessed.
  • (Bill): C-c-c-c-curse?!?
  • (Longbeard): "Yes, curse. It is rumored that 10 days or so before the very brave USRA forces challnaged him, he came to a lone, uncharted planet, housing a corrupted Magilo using witch, to seek eturnal life, even after death, so he can never be truely destroyed."
  • (Gilda): "Gees, did the guy had death anxity or something?"
  • (Longbeard): "Not exactly, but he logically caluated that, unlike Moonbeard, he knew the forces of the USRA are not fools. They'll eventally discover his origin planet, take risky undercover missions in Arca, and then eventally find Lamistan when he least predicts it. So, he desided to avoid being just another dead villain, he seeked the magic of magilo, but he know it's good side will never, can't ever, and won't ever be helpful to him, so, he turned to the darkside, seeking the corrupted witch, Skullera."
  • Skullera, a female raptor like Auuniverseal: "You seek the power to avoid death, Pirate, because your reputation is on the verge of catching up to you, yes?"
  • Lamistan: "An unfortunate but expected consinquence of a pirate of my netourity. I don't want the inferiors to get the pleasure that they can destroy me forever like a bad head-cold. See too it that even in death, I can never, truely be ended."
  • Skullera: "Your desire shall be granted, (casted the shadowy spell), but be warned, Pirate, this curse is like a wide-spreading virus, it will contaminate everything you own, your ship, your crew, anyone you touch, even your greatest advancements, cursed, where good can never destroy you, and you shall live forever, even when your nothing but bones."
  • (Longbeard): "But the witch intentionally neglected to warn him a catch. Once he dies, he can only be brought back only when some fool stupid enough actselly finds and uses the Lamistan Stargate, even if only for a quick test. In a way, when Lamistan died, he tecnecally stayed dead... In body. But the magic, forbidden his dark spirit to ever leave. Neither to go to paradise or damnation. His own crew followed suit, all doomed to be like this for enturnity, until a fool, seeks out the Lamistan gate."

Reality.

  • Longbeard: "And Rarxter, somehow became that fool...."
  • Byrn: "Wait, Skullera? You said, Skullera?"
  • Longbeard: "Yes, why have you asked?"
  • Byrn: "Well, it's just, there's this creepy old raptor lady who Rarxter visits alot. In fact, Dad claim that she first visited Rarxter a day before he started to become, corrupt."
  • Longbeard: ".... So..... That old witch found a fool perfect enough to put the universes into chaos! That explains why Rarxter became the arragant gold luster he is today!"
  • Magnum: "I may not have Magilo, but I porcess powers that can make both sides of Magilo look like palor tricks. If the stargate is found, I'll be more then glad to finally bring a true end to the tragic and dark legacy of Lamistan if it comes to it."
  • Lord Shen: "But all the same, it would be wiser we stop Rarxter and his doom causing desire for that stargate!"
  • Spongebob: "Wow, is it weird I feel both sorry for Lamistan, yet afraid of him coming back as even more of a monster he already became?"
  • Spyro: "It may be centauries too late to help Lamistan, but we can still stop Rarxter from making a stupid mistake that'll ruin everyone's lifes, even his own.... Like Blot....."
  • Longbeard: "Who's Blot?"
  • Axxus: "Don't ask uncle, it's, a rather personal matter to him. Trust me on this."
  • Spova: "..... I...... I can't believe it! The Stargate's, real?"
  • Cyona: "That dumb Neaput eating goofball is gonna get our families killed by a cursed corpse?!"
  • Byrn: "And pretty much everyone else!? I mean, a cursed pirate's one thing, but a cursed pirate with a powerful stargate? Kiss your asses goodbye everyone!"
  • Bill: "Should I start with my tail first?"
  • Byrn: It was metaphorical, you idiot!
  • Cyona: Well, now that we know the secret of this Stargate, we have to make sure Rarxter doesn't get to it.
  • Longbeard: So yer' not serving him no more?
  • Cyona: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! He abandoned us after these guys got a machine that we worked on for so long destroyed within a matter of seconds, and wasted much his crew! Luckly, alot of those guys you wasted were Hexrilla thugs and criminals anyway. Half of them weren't originally even pirates!
  • B.O.B: Well, it doesn't help that MSM tried to build up suspense with that scene like he originally intended.
  • Banzai: Man, I HATE that we have to deal with stuff like that. Comedy or not, it would've been kinda cool to fight that thing.
  • Shenzi: Same here, but this isn't MSM's show, and at least we get to fight some pirate apes, so we have to get over it. Maybe we'll have some suspense next time.
  • Ed: (Laughs crazily)
  • Private: So... What do we do now? We know a lot of stuff about what we're up against, now how are we gonna stop them?
  • Axxus: Well, we owe BIAB for asking him to help us fix that Holo-Gameboy, and fixing the S.S. Axxus incrediblity quickly. I say we shove off for our quest now.
  • ???: "Ah, ahh, ahh, AHH-CHOO?!"
  • A series of books fell, reveiling Sloop Oops!
  • Sloop: "Oy, real dusty in here, it is..... (Sees everyone.)."
  • Icky: "....... Uh, arrgh?"
  • Sloop: "Oh, relax guys! I already overheard that you guys ain't pirates awhile ago! I came here for one thing... And that's........ An authograth?!"
  • Squidward: "..... You discovered our secret, JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE OUR SIGNITURES ON PAPER?!"
  • Sloop: ".... What, you didn't think I was trouble, did you? What did you had to worry from someone named "Sloop Oops"? I'm the clumsiest pirate in Arca!"
  • Po: "We notcied that a few times before."
  • Cynder: "Ok, if we agree to sign you our authograths, will you promise to keep this to yourself? We're worried some of your fellow pirates might not... Appresiate our presience here."
  • Sloop: "Pffh. What makes you think heroes ain't welcome in Arca?"
  • Axxus: Well, I told them we needed to be dressed like pirates because we couldn't risk the others thinking that they were followers of Foul Cheese, or some self-rightious misguided twat who's fallen victim to our negitive steriotypes. I mean, that's what happened the last few times, right? Remember Agent Estix? He earned our trust perfectly until he cost us several of our pirate brethren, just because he was after a rotten member of the pirates here who stolen a duke's wedding ring! Eventally he escaped after everyone was onto him
  • Sloop:... Oh, yeah, I get Kreenmor the Ring Snacther was a jerk, but that Estix didn't had to hurt some of our mates! I was placed in a crutch that time and it took me forever to recover! But seriously, CAN I HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH?!? APLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!?
  • Lord Shen: Well, fine. (He does that) There, ya' happy, fanboy?
  • Sloop: SURE AM! And as a debt of gratitude, I won't tell anybody about you guys being here. But Axxus, I don't know if you should keep this a secret for long. I mean, you know the pirate code about lying. If anybody figures that out, you could get fired from your position as Pirate Lord.
  • Axxus: I understand the risks, but I can't tell them until I can ensure they can trust them.
  • Sloop: Well, I guess I can't stop you. But be careful out there. I wish I could help, mateys, but I'm not a skilled pirate anymore.
  • Axxus: Well, thanks for doing us a favor, Sloop.
  • Sloop: Anything. (Leaves, but trips down the stairs as the same sound effect plays again!) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... I, REALLY, hate stairs......
  • Icky: "Ha! That guy was a comical delight."
  • Sacen:... Alright, let's get on over to the ship.
  • Spova: "About time. I was getting bored of watching Byrn goo-goo eyeing Cyona."
  • Byrn: "NO I WAS NOT?!"

Rarxter's ship.

  • Rarxter: "And that's how I, epicly, escaped from Axxus and his magical, and crazy pirate friends!"
  • Foul Cheese's Hologram: "IDIOT!? You had ONE of the most powerful weapons in the Warboth's inventory and athundson of hired thugs I SUPPLIED TO YOU, and you still lost!?"
  • Rarxter: "My apologies, Govener. I wasn't expected magical pirates and a gang of weird animals I never seen before. I mean, they had a sea-squril that doesn't look like a sea squirl!"
  • Foul Cheese: "EXCUSES, EXCUSES, EXCUSES!? (Sighs), Since I am stuck with you, I'll give you another chance to redeem your mistakes. At least you know about the magic pirates. Surely, you'll find a method to counter-act that."
  • Rarxter: "..... I never fought magic pirates before. So, I have absolutely nothing!"
  • Foul sighs.
  • Foul Cheese: "Then may I offer a few suggestions?"
  • Rarxter: "I should warn you, I am netouriously picky."
  • Foul Cheese: Did this guy have a wand?
  • Rarxter: Yes.
  • Foul Cheese: Then destroy it! If there's any others that use magic without a wand, put them into trans-magnetic cells to prevent them from using magic to escape. If you HAVE some of course.
  • Rarxter: OF COURSE WE HAVE SOME!... (To some Hexillas) Do we? (Hexillas make a 'I don't know' gesture)
  • Foul Cheese: (Sighs) You guys have a shipload of money, and you DON'T HAVE A TRANSMAGNETIC CELL INSTALLED IN YOUR SHIP WHICH YOU COULD OH SO EASILY PAY FOR?!? You know what, come back to Urex. I have another Hoverpounder for you to use, and I've also got 10 Trans-Magnetic Cells that you can put into your ship.
  • Rarxter: Wow, you just don't know how to give up. That's pretty amazing. Alright, Foul Cheese. I'll be there lickity-split. If this Hoverpounder fails again, then what should I do next? I've already lost my first, second, and third mates, and half of me crew to those freaks, and I can't risk having more being taken away. Plus, I don't know what their parents are going to say when they hear about this.
  • ???: THEY WERE WHAT?!? (6 Hexillas appear. These were Spova, Byrn, and Cyona's parents. They were a bit larger than Rarxter)
  • Rarxter:... (Gulps)... I'll be there soon, Governor. Right after... I deal with these guys. End transmission. (Turns off hologram)

From afar the ship.

  • A sound of fighting and elephant like trumpets are heard, as well as fighting screams!
  • Rarxter: "I SAID I WAS SO- YOOOOOWW?!"

Govener's offices.

  • Foul Cheese was groaning frustracted.
  • Foul Cheese: "And yet another reminder why I wanted to eradicate piracy. No matter. I have feelings he is mostly in these agreement for his own gains. Good thing, I don't plan to hold on into this worthless allience for long, wheither Axxus is gone or not."
  • Foul Cheese opens a cabinet in his desk, reveils a holograthic map.
  • Foul Cheese: "The fool didn't realise that it was one of my ansistery who originally slew Lamistan, and this, abominable map is a token of that great victory. Hard to believe, a beautiful piece of machancerly like the Lamistan stargate, was forged from crininal intent and theivery. No wonder Lamistan had such a reputation.... But that doesn't mean an object like this, doesn't have the potaintional to do good. This, stargate, could revolutionise travel for the universes. It could aide me in finally finding the scum pirate capital, so I can finally send enough imperial forces to end piracy for good.... Pirates, are a dying breed. And as a being belonging to the saginger catagory, I felt it is nessersary to, be present when it dies, then for me to, shall we say, clean it up. And I'll claim this tool to use it, once this, unsavery "curse", is properly dispose of."
  • Foul Cheese quietly chuckles as the transiton fade makes him look sinister.

Chapter 5: The Lost Planet of Lamistan

The S.S.Axxus.

  • The Ship headed into space voyage again.
  • Longbeard: "Axxus, you and I are going on a quest that could every well be dangerious. The best we have to even have some clue of the Planet of Lamistan is located, is old anichent riddles written by Lamistan himself."
  • Axxus: "That's kinda our best chance to even do this at all at the moment. I have no other choice."
  • Longbeard: "Ok, what's the first riddle?"
  • Axxus: "Ahem...... "It is as wide as a giant mouth, and like such, nothing ever returns back the way it came. It is a feared thing in the universe, and it is considered an apoclolipes if it gets bigger and bigger, It is like a whirlpool of darkness"........ Damn, this is confusing! A giant space mouth that's a whirlpool of darkness, and everyone's a afraid of it? What is that?"
  • Spyro:... (Gulps)... I think I know what it means.
  • Monnoe: What does it mean, then?
  • Po:... I think it's a black hole.
  • Spova: A BLACK HOLE?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!? How can Lamistan's Stargate be located inside a black hole? We have no idea where they lead us to, and it's too dangerous to even try. Even our fastest hyperdrives couldn't stop people from getting stuck in those things.
  • Julymusk: Yes. I know an old family member of mine that got sucked into a black hole, and was never seen again ever since.
  • Cynder: Or perhaps it could be one of those black-hole portals that we were sucked into several times.
  • Axxus: Black hole portal? What's that?
  • Kowalski: It's how we were able to discover these UUniverses. They lead to any world in either the UUniverses or even any world in the entire multiverse. I'm sure the humans in your world learned how to control that thanks to the Interdimensional Portal they have at Breezso Prime. Right now, that serves as the boundary between our worlds and yours.
  • Private: You don't think... You don't think the Stargate could be located in another dimension, do you?
  • Shifu: Well, one thing is for sure. It's not in OUR worlds. Otherwise, we would've discovered it years ago.
  • Cynder:... Unless... Unless some of the people here already knew our worlds existed.
  • Puss: What do you mean, Cynder?
  • Cynder: I think it all makes sense. Remember when Dark Gazz said that Metavincemanders invaded during the days when I was still an egg? I think that means that witch that gave Lamistan that curse might've been with the Villains Act.
  • Axxus: No, that wouldn't be true. The Villains Act came into existence WAY long after Lamistan died. Longer then most of the wars ya know. Lamistan's death had to have taken place some time in the, uh, 18th century. The Villains Act came in 1997, and ended in 2010, when you guys came in.
  • Spyro: Was this witch a psychic, then?
  • Axxus:... Actually... I have heard rumors that she was. She must've known that the Villains Act would come to existence, so... She might've planned for...
  • Sacen:... For the Villains Act to try and somehow acquire the Stargate without lifting the curse, and end up losing it through a black hole portal.
  • Cynder: That would mean the Villains Act followed it to our worlds and found out of their existence. That may mean the Villains Act already knew our universe existed. And had we weren't able to stopped them as we did....
  • Icky: "(Gulp)...... Hello, Villain City USA."
  • Spyro: But... What were they doing there?
  • Cynder: I'm trying to figure it out. Since Qui is supposingly respondsable for founding the VA, well, I am still trying to piece two and two togather.
  • Sam: Oh, crap, it all makes perfect sense!
  • Max: Yeah!
  • Rodruy: Wow. That was pretty easy for us to figure out a riddle like that.
  • Longbeard: "Let's all remember that this is only just one of Lamistan's riddles."
  • Spova: "Still, it's still risky. Portal or not, any kind of Blackhole is dangerious and destructive."
  • Julymusk: "For once, a criminal actselly makes sense."
  • Spova: "..... Don't make me bop you three times."
  • Julymusk: "Madam, I assure you, I meant no offence, I was merely agreeing with you!"
  • Spova: "Well you didn't had to call me a "criminal" in doing so!"
  • Shrek: "In his defence, it's not like you were working with an honest elephant alien or anything."
  • Spova: "..... I'll give ya points for that."
  • Lord BIAB: "Reguardless, even if it we were to head torwords a controlable BH Portal, it could still be capable to offer slight problems for our ship. I would advise setting up procautions and have the ship ready for such kind of travel."
  • SpongeBob: Or we could do it the easier way by going through the Interdimensional Portal to our worlds.
  • Axxus: Just one problem, mateys. The portal is surrounded with security. If they saw us come through, they would blow our ship to smithereens.
  • Tigress: Well, it's our only option. It's risky to go through a black hole or even a black hole portal outside of the one we know. Any black hole portal we would go through wouldn't lead us to our UUniverses. The multiverse is so huge, it could take millions of years for us to make it back without going through random universes or UUniverses that are not of our knowledge.
  • Po: She makes a good point.
  • Axxus: Well, if you're sure, then we're gonna need to make sure they don't recognize us as a threat. Like a cloaking device or a holographic disguise.
  • Icky: "Or we could just secretly board that giant ass trade ship 90 kolomiters from us."
  • In the far distence, A giant trade ship is seen.
  • Axxus: ".... Or, stow-away on another ship. Crude, but effective."
  • Lord Shen: "But all in all risky. One, they could pick us up in scanners, or have compident guards on that ship, or have organised rotine cargo checks, and also, HOW DOES ONE HIDE A SPACE PIRATE SHIP IN A CARGO AREA?!"
  • Merlin: "Well, let's see."
  • Merlin smokes on a pipe, and blows in speical magic smoke.

In the Cargo ship.

  • In one part of the trade ship, two pilots are seen to be very, very bored.
  • Pilot 1: "(Yawn), This is BORING!? So boring, I didn't even bother to have our scanners fix cause NOTHING has actselly happened so far?!"
  • In another, the Guards are lazy and asleep all the time.
  • One Guard: "I was suppose to check the cargo, but you know what? Nothing but trade stuff, I am not gonna bother ever."

Back to the gang.

  • Lord Shen: "Well.... Lucky us, this particular trade ship houses the most imcompident crew I ever seen."
  • Axxus: "But even idiots will get us in trouble. We still need to be cautious. Trade Ships are still serious taboo to even stow in, and even these clowns would still rekindise the impourence of alarming the entire millaterry about intruders."
  • Dash 2.0.: "It's a risky call, sir."
  • Sandy: You sure the ship will fit in the cargo hold?
  • Axxus: Oh, absolutely. This is a Malezon-class Freetrader, 350km long, and 101km wide. The cargo hold is large enough to hold a single pirate spaceship just as big as ours. They'll never know we're in there as long as we keep this ship out of their sight. Which of course means we need to install one of the cloaking devices we gained at the pirate market for just 300 credits.
  • Xandy: You guys have a cloaking device?
  • Sacen: Of course. We've been saving it for such an occasion. But it's gonna take a while for us to install it into the ship's systems. And judging by the fact that the guys in there won't be going anywhere anytime soon, we need to get the job done before they go into hyperdrive. Once they do, we'll never catch them.
  • Po: How do we know they'll be going to our UUniverses?
  • Squidward: "Oh I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure that so far, OUR UNIVERSE IS THE ONLY UNITED UNIVERSE THEY REKINDISED SO FAR?!"
  • Po: "Ow! You didn't had to yell! It was an honest question!"
  • Icky: "An honestly stupid question."
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Comic Rimshot!

  • Po: Ok, ok, I get it! I should really be more specific. How do we know if they ARE going to our UUniverses, like what if they are, what if they aren't? What if they're going somewhere else in these UUniverses? What if they're just going to Breezso Prime and not going through the portal? I think we need to know the reason WHY they would go to our UUniverses.
  • Axxus: Oh, okay. Then in that case, they really ARE going there. Since you guys came along, your "High Council" decided that we ship some resources to your universes, like food, household props, toys, all that other stuff. I've watched the meeting with them and our Grand Council on Holovision, and they agreed to it, but on the condition that it would be brought only to futuristic worlds. The Grand Council, insisted the worlds still without advance enough tecknowagy is not yet ready for our universe's tec and food. Something about being respondsable or exspearienced enough, I guess. Do you guys know of futuristic worlds of yours?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, there's a few, I know it. Kratos is one of them. The place has a culture similar to Greece, but a futuristic metropolis inhabited by superpowered beings, and-
  • Axxus: What's a "Greece"?
  • SpongeBob: (Sighs) How much longer is this running gag gonna last?
  • Shenzi: Probably for the rest of the episode.
  • Xandy: Well, at least I can finally take a look at your worlds now. I mean, outside of going there once to aid in curing the sickness the Skeetraziods were spreading, I haven't really even gotten the chance to see much yet. (Nytrox barks) Oh, I know you're excited, boy. Yes you are, yes you are. (Rubs Nytrox's belly) Are you excited, you cute troggy trogg? ARE YOU?!? ARE YOU?!? (Nytrox barks)
  • Everyone looks awkwordly.
  • Icky wispers: "And I thought Fluttershy was such a zoophile."
  • Sparx: Say, Xandy? Where did you find Nytrox?
  • Xandy: I kinda already said he was once belonging to a hunter, but we don't have time to go into details yet. We have to install the cloaking device. Who in the Lodge is excellent in engineering and mechanics?
  • Sandy: I am.
  • Kowalski: Me too.
  • Dr. Cockroach: As am I.
  • Xandy: Only 3, huh? Well, glad we have some scientists with us. I'm a wiz in science myself. I created my own custom blaster pistol all by myself. I named it the 'Oalanx Pistol', after a famous human armament inventor who discovered artificially-intelligent guns. It's voice-activated, and has multiple features, but only I can use it through an ID scanner on the handle. Cool, huh?
  • Skipper: Yes, we've seen you use it when we first met you.
  • Cloakblade: I myself am good at sciences even though I had some scientists make my suit.
  • Zosimo: I'm the best inventor in the Heroes Act. I can be of great help.
  • Lord BIAB: Well, I guess that only leaves me as the last one. Let us all get started. I calculate they will get the H-drive activated in less than half an hour. We must hurry.
  • Sandy: Alright, let's get cranking.... Not litterally, I mean, just so we're clear.

Hours later.

  • The Trade Ship is currently treding space.
  • A seemingly bored ship cleaning janiter is scrubbing the windows.
  • Janiter: "(Sigh), As much as I didn't like the Villain's Act, at least they would've made things interesting. I mean, I'm a guy who likes a universe mostly in peace, but I would've like something to happen to liven up things abit.... But like ANYONE would wanna harm a trade ship.... Not even someone like that psyco Xerxes would harm a trade ship."
  • Another Janiter: "Yeah, but then again, these trades are at least quick and straight to the point. We only stop to clean up this hunk of space junk so it looks clean. Afterwords, every janiter has to go back in when the ship moves again."
  • A Ship Engineer is seen buffing out scratches.
  • Engineer: "If only I wasn't so busy being just the guy who buffs out scratches from tiny metiors, then I would've gotten to our scanners by now!" (The SS Axxus is seen through the viewport of the ship, and it suddenly disappears) Huh? (Looks through the viewport)... I could've sworn there was a spaceship there. Oh, well.

Outside

  • Kowalski: Guys, how are we gonna get the ship inside?
  • Rico: Kaboom?... (Everyone stares at him)... No kaboom?
  • Private: Of course not, silly. We can't do that.
  • Kowalski: We would blow our cover and possibly kill the entire crew inside. We need a much better strategy.
  • Sandy: I don't think we CAN get in there in the middle of space. The only way in that thing, is through tiny boarding doors, and the cargo hold itself. You'd have to be an idiot to open the cargo bay in the middle of space- (Suddenly that happens, and somebody gets sucked into space) OH, SHIZNET!!!
  • Sacen: WE GOTTA SAVE THAT GUY!!! (They quickly get the guy into a tractor beam, and drag him into the ship before the guy looking through the viewport sees it)
  • Engineer:... Did I take my medication this morning?

SS Axxus

  • Guy: (Gasps for air, and then sees everyone in the ship)... Who the hell are you guys- (Suddenly, Rodruy knocks him unconscious)
  • Rodruy: That was close!
  • Axxus: QUICK, GET INTO THE SHIP BEFORE SOMEONE COMES OUT AND WE HAVE TO RESCUE AND KNOCK HIM OUT!!! (They gently go inside the ship, and Merlin uses his wand to close the cargo bay doors)
  • Voice: Restoring oxygen atmosphere. (Oxygen is sprayed into the cargo hold, making it breathable again)
  • Alex:... Well, that's one way of getting into a ship.
  • Axxus: Alright, let's jettison the dead weight. (They throw the guy out of the ship, and shut the door, and he wakes up)
  • Guy:... Okay, did I take my medication? I must've slept on the job. (Walks off)
  • Icky: What do we do now?
  • Axxus: Nothing. We make sure nobody goes around here, and wait until the ship goes to your worlds. Then once they land on a planet, then we'll blast off. Easy-peasy.
  • Monnoe: "Then let's hope no one's compident enough to actselly throughly look into the cargo."
  • Skipper: "Don't worry, we'll handle any potainional threats like that."
  • Alex: "Ok, but NO killing them!"
  • Rico was hold a austrailian knife.
  • Rico: "Aw."
  • Rico shallows it.
  • Marty: "How, does that, NOT, rip you open in gorey pieces?!"
  • Kolwalski: "...... We're as perlexed as you are."

Breezo Prime.

  • A few grand guards are seen.
  • A familier general comes forth. He belongs to the same spieces as Headmaster Warson.
  • Guard 1: "General Marson on board!"
  • Guards: "HOO-HAH!?"
  • General Marson: "At ease boys. As you know, half-cousin Warson, in light that not alot is really going on now ever since the VA went down like a stack of holo-cards, we have been doing pretty rotine things. Which includes seeing to it that the Trade Ship goes through perfectly.... But not without a compident, through investigation! I want to ensure only goods go to the other universes, not anything like vermin, illegal narcotics, and espeically illegal immigrants!? Warson doesn't wanna cause a illegal immagrantion fiasco with the other universe, and we need to prevent any possable stow-away, evil or just a misguided insobordenent, from causing a situation. It's bad enough when Qui escaped through there."

In The Revenge of Darkness Qui.

  • Celsius: (A large spaceship is seen being blasted at by a squadron of ships as they head towards a huge portal near a rocky-ringed planet) When are these Grand Council Guards gonna learn?!?
  • Darkness Qui: HURRY UP, NARCOTIC!!! I've spent too much time searching for this blasted portal, and I won't allow your stupidity to stop me.
  • Narcotic: Excuse me, your grace, but we helped you find the blasted device, so don't take it out on us!
  • Darkness Qui: Well, of course you helped me find it. But under my glorious mind.
  • Celsius: Uh, Your grace? What exactly is your plan once we travel to the heroes' UUniverses? We haven't exactly taken the time to think it through yet, have we?
  • Darkness Qui: FYI, Celsius, I already had a plan in my big noggin this whole time! We travel to the other UUniverses, and round up every villain team in it to create a new Villains Act! I'm 100% sure it will work. By next week, a new Villains Act will arise in no time.
  • Narcotic: But what if the villains in the other worlds hate each other and won't be willing to join forces? Have you thought about that?
  • Darkness Qui: If I can reason with rivaling evil tribes to side one and another to dispatch the good tribes, I can handle a few petty conflicts of their UUniverses. NOW HURRY THROUGH THE PORTAL!! NOW!!!
  • Celsius: "No need to shout, your grace." (They take a blast from the enemy ships)
  • Darkness Qui: I SAID LET'S GO!!!
  • Magnum: (She and Serpentos are seen inside a small spaceship leading the pursuing battleships) HURRY, THEY'RE GETTING THROUGH THE PORTAL!!!
  • Serpentos: We're too late! (Qui's ship enters the portal)
  • Marson: DAMMIT, WE LOST THEM!!!

Present

  • General Marson: "And let's not forget when we were unfaverably tricked by the Skreetraziods to let them through, thanks to a certain SOMEONE who can't speak bug!?"

Before War of the Hornets.

  • A nerdy lizard and a platoon halts the Skeetraziod ship.
  • Nerdy Lizard: "State your business."
  • Skeetraziod: "Biss buzz bizz, buzz, buzz buzz buzz! (We have come to congure the original universe, free our queen's friend Darkness Qui and establish a new VA where eventally we'll come after YOU ALL!?)"
  • Nerdy Lizard: "Ohh, your on a pilgrimage to the other universe?"
  • Skeetraziod: "...... Buzz? (The fuck?)"
  • Nerdy Lizard: I'll take that as a yes. Carry on.
  • Skeeterazoid:... Buzz. ("Okay") (They go towards Breezso Prime where they approach the portal and start the beginning of the episode)

Present

  • General Marson: It's bad enough the Galactic Federation's Droids were rather stupid and incompetent to keep them out. And then there was the extra virus mess. And we were lucky we stopped Qui's order for a desistating war machine from the old war and that the Titanoid or whatever it was scrapped. But this time, no more. I don't care if the Shell Lodge Squad were to for some reason help a bunch of criminals with a problem, no one is getting past us. We're gonna make sure of that.

Freetrader Ship

  • Merlin: (They see everything on a magic portal) Well, that's not good.
  • Magnum: Blast that General Marson for getting in our way. With him being on high alert, we'll NEVER get to your worlds, even when he trusts us Heroes Act heroes.
  • Xandy: (Shrugs) What'll we do now?
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "I fear we have no choice but to resort to harsh measures. We have to make sure no matter what they do, they can never find us!"
  • Monnoe: "Our scanner scrambler would disable any scanners."
  • Lord BIAB: "I had readied a device that'll keep us inviseable even if they had X-ray vision and Heatseekers."
  • Skipper: "And in any event, we won't hesitate to have to give them millaterry penguin surprise attacks! Hoo-HAH?!"
  • Trixie: "Or we can just have Merlin or Magnum make them under a spell that allows the Trade ship to go without having to investigate the darn ship."
  • Magnum: "I rather not. I prefer not to make Marson look like an idiot to his bosses, even if it's for a greater good."
  • Merlin: "Respectfully, my student, I agree."
  • Skipper: "Then it looks like operation: Hide and Never To Be Seeked, is a go!"
  • Private:... No offense, Skipper, but that's not a very good title.
  • Kowalski: I agree.
  • Skipper: What? It's all I got.
  • Icky: "You could've gone with "Operation: Inconito", or something."
  • Skipper: "Kinda used that name before in a mission before we joined you guys."
  • Xandy: Well, let's get this over with. Is the jamming device installed?
  • Lord BIAB:... Not to get you aggravated, but no. (Everyone groans)
  • Zosimo: Are you telling me we have to INSTALL ANOTHER DEVICE?!? It took us hours to get the cloaking device active, yet we were lucky they still stayed still. But now we have less than a couple of minutes to get a JAMMING DEVICE INSTALLED?!?
  • Lord BIAB: I am not a fortune-teller. How was I to know that General Marson was to be involved in this? Sheesh! You lifeforms tend to let impatience get the best of you.
  • Axxus: Let's just install the jamming device and fast.

Later...

  • Pilot #1: (They enter Breezso Prime) Well, hello, General Marson.
  • General Marson: Mr. Anthus, due to our new regulations, we have a standard procedure to search your ship for any stowaways or smuggled weaponry to prevent any criminals or illegal immigrants from entering these UUniverses. It will take 30 minutes. Sorry to waste time, but that's the rules.
  • Pilot #1 (Mr. Anthus): Of course, sir. Come in. (They open the bay doors of the ship, and multiple suited soldiers enter the ship) We've lost a bit of our cargo after the cargo bay door somehow opened and closed, so we're gonna have to have another trade ship to come and deliver half of the lost shipment as a make up for the trade and uh-
  • Marson: What? Then there must be someone in there. We must find them.

Cargo Hold

  • Soldier #1: (The soldiers storm the ship and scan the area with high-tech scanners) General Marson claims that there was a disturbance that caused the loss of some of the cargo. We must figure out the cause. Leave NO placed unchecked. (They search the ship)
  • Soldier #2: (A few soldiers are getting close to the invisible SS Axxus)
  • Xandy: (Sees them) HURRY UP, THEY'RE HEADING THIS WAY!!! (Nytrox starts barking) Nytrox, be quiet! They'll hear you. (Nytrox continues barking) NYTROX, STO- (Sighs) You want a treat? (Nytrox then stops barking)... Good boy. (Gives him the treat)
  • Zosimo: Alright, we got the jamming device installed. Activating it right now. (Turns on the device, and the scanners are unable to scan the SS Axxus) But we need to make sure they don't bump into the ship. We may be invisible, but we're not intangible.
  • Merlin: Let ME handle that. (Uses his magic powers to take control of the minds of the soldiers) There is nothing here!
  • Soldiers: There is nothing here!
  • Merlin: You will continue your search elsewhere.
  • Soldiers: We will continue our search elsewhere. (They turn around)
  • Magnum: Nice going, Merlin.
  • Merlin: It was nothing. But they won't be the only ones to search here. I need to take care of any other people who come here to search. One they leave, we'll be home free. (Hypnotizes 2 other soldiers who appear) There is nothing here!
  • Soldiers: There is nothing here!
  • Merlin: You will continue your search elsewhere.
  • Soldiers: We will continue our search elsewhere. (They leave)
  • Aurlena: This will get rather annoying.

Later...

  • Soldier: (They come out of the ship, and face General Marson) General, the place is all clear.
  • Marson: Excellent work, soldier. I guess the doors are being faulty. No wonder this old Trade Ship will retire in a year from now. Mr. Anthus, you are free to enter.
  • Mr. Anthus: Thank you, sir. (They take off through the portal, and enter the Original UUniverses)

Original Universe.

  • Still in the trade ship in the S.S. Axxus.
  • Icky: "So, do we know what planet we're even heading to?"
  • Axxus: "In hindsight, maybe we should've also figured where this ship is heading IN this universe."
  • Skipper: "Well, we know it's a futuristic world. But, which one?"
  • Kowalski: Well, there's a LOT of futuristic worlds out there. There's Ratchet and Clank's homeworld among several others in his system, Buzz Lightyear's world and then some, Kratos, and... Well... That's all the futuristic worlds we know about.
  • Skipper: Oy!
  • Cynder: Well, wherever we're heading, we need to get out of here as quickly and stealthy as possible.
  • Sparx: If we have time, we can introduce you to the rest of our hero friends. Like the Jungle Crew, Twilight and her friends, even the Dragon Crew... Which I heard had another movie.
  • Spyro: (Depressed) I know...... I heard that Stoick had died. I was rather devastated when I heard that he died.... (Tries to be more optimistic) But at least Hiccup has a bigger array of dragons, and he has found his long-lost mother. Plus, Hiccup is the new leader of the Vikings. Isn't that great?
  • Patrick: Wait, Stoick died? When did that happen?
  • Axxus: Well, we can't visit your allies just yet. We have work to do once we land in... Whatever futuristic world we're heading to.
  • Sparx: Well, whatever the world is, I hope it's not the Star Wars world. That would be unbelievably stupid. (The freetrader goes into hyperdrive)

Later.

  • Icky: "Oy, shamonkey! They're still not there yet!"
  • Spongebob: "So, since we're not gonna be able to get to whatever we're heading to for awhile, how's about we get to know eachother abit more."
  • Axxus: "Well, you already know about me, my uncle and Sacen, now how's about you learn about my crew?"
  • Rodruy: "Well, I may be a big brute, but, I have a heart of gold. I grew up in a planet poorly treated by an outsider goverment, and I joined Axxus to stop that."
  • Monnoe: "Well, I was from Mrex. Foul Cheese turned it into a dump. I got with Axxus to get him to stop it and help Mrex."
  • Chenger: "My sister runs an orphanage troubled by the tyrant Cheese. I became a pirate to keep it aflout and out of backruptcy, for the orphans."
  • Cyrilla: "Being a rich snob who does nothing to help the poor bored me. I became a pirate to help people."
  • Croon: "Like I said. I once worked for Rarxter. But Axxus somewhat being more morally superior then what Rarxter is like these days made me serve him instead. I find impourence in helping people then helping myself."
  • Griag: "(I was an Arca Pirate. I joined Axxus mainly to eat scumbags of Rarxter and Cheese, but I admire his decenty torwords the poor.)"
  • Magnum: "He said he mostly does it to eat crooks, but also that he admires Axxus' kindness."
  • Le Seductra: "I had a modeling career, but Foul Cheese, he ruined it by making a patriarch socity! I became a pirate to get back at him and to help those suffering from his stupidity!"
  • Jrinn: "I always had the need to help those that cannot defend themselves. I stole from the corrupt rich to help the poor, and I became a pirate after I got the tyrant of my people finally punished, and, when I meet Seductra. She and I became El Soul mates!"
  • Foulmouth: "Well, the secret of my vulgorness actselly physically hurting you, is because of my learnings in Magillo. I learnt it to help the poor who can't protact against Tyrants like Cheese, or jerks like Rarxter."
  • The Alternate Elf: "Well, I am just a fan of Axxus. I joined to be with him. He did many wonderful things for my home in Mrex, it's the least I can do."
  • Axxus: "Thank you, Little Snapper."
  • Dash 20: "Well, you guys already heard that we were given to Axxus by the VA during their stupid con they tried to do. We admired his preference to protact the people, not to make them suffer. He was more worth while then the VA can ever wish to be."
  • Icky: "Well, that killed a few minutes.... Too bad this hunk of junk is still going somewhere we still don't know...."
  • Donkey: "Are we there yet?"
  • Spongebob: "Not yet."

Later...

  • Donkey:... Are we there yet?
  • Shrek: No.

Later again...

  • Donkey:... Are we there yet?
  • Cynder: Not yet.

Later again again...

  • Donkey:... Okay, are we there yet?
  • Tigress: No!

Later again again again...

  • Donkey: Are we there yet?
  • Squidward: No!
  • Donkey: Are we there YET?!?
  • Shrek: Yes.
  • Donkey: Really?
  • Shrek: NO!!!
  • Donkey: Are we there yet?
  • Viper: No!
  • Donkey: Are we there yet?
  • Mr. Krabs: No we are not!
  • Donkey: Are we there yet?!?
  • Everyone: NOOOOO!!!
  • Donkey:... Are we the- (Skipper covers his mouth)
  • Skipper: No, we are NOT there yet, and we won't be there for a while longer. You will not say anything for the next five minutes, okay? (Donkey nods a 'yes') Okay. (Lets go of Donkey's mouth)

Later, for the last time...

  • Cyona: How big are these UUNIVERSES?!?!? (Nytrox runs around the room jumping onto multiple people while barking and whining, starting with Cyona) WHOA, EASY THERE, POOCH!
  • Fidget: YIPES!!! (Nytrox licks him)
  • Lord Shen: (Nytrox jumps on him) ARRRGGHHHH!!! Xandy, do you mind keeping your pet under control?
  • Xandy: Sorry, but he's just excited right now.
  • Sacen: Well, I don't seem to mind. He is rather adorable. (Cuddles Nytrox, and Nytrox licks her)
  • Shifu: Okay, I am starting to get thin-patience here. We've been travelling for too long. Are we there yet? (Suddenly, the ship tremors)
  • Magnum:... We're here.
  • Donkey: Oh, FINALLY!
  • Icky: I just hope wherever we are we can recognize.

A completely different futeristic city.

  • Icky: ".... Or not."
  • Axxus: "Well, pretty impressive for a socity not yet caught up with us..... FYI, your futuristic buildings still have windows."
  • Viper: "Where, are we?"

Outside.

  • The Ship captain was shaking hands with a futuristic mayor.
  • Captain: "Thank you for your patience, Mayor McGruder of Futurasia."
  • Mayor McGruder: "Of course, Captain Artter. A terrorable misfortune about losing some of your shipment."
  • Captain Artter: "Don't worry, another Trade Ship is coming with addiment replacements. We have a clean up crew already in progress of finding and beaming the mess back to base."
  • McGruder: Great. I mean, I haven't felt this good since I had declared that crazy scientist's drug that could somehow cure death illegal. Bad stuff. Do you have ANY idea how much trouble that guy would've caused? He was just douche-headed having the idea to use that drug publicly. We've had to have cared many old people that never die, and we could also risk the fact of having zombies invade our world. I mean, I may appreciate science, but not when it's used to literally play God.
  • Artter: Of course, mayor.
  • McGruder: Anyway, I'm glad that I finally have some goods traded from those Alternate UUniverses I've heard so much about. Sucks that they aren't allowed to introduce their technology here, which I guess makes sense considering we have too much of it already. (Chuckles) Wow.
  • Artter: Yes, sir. It's actually rather nice to finally see the faces of humans again... Even though we heard your biology doesn't match the ones we used to have.
  • McGruder: And I don't even want to know how, because it might sound gross. Anyway, I'm sure that the food and medicines will be useful, as long as it doesn't cure death, that is. (Both laugh) Now, EVERYONE, GET THE CARGO!!!
  • Mr. Anthus: Yes, sir!
  • Axxus: Now's our chance, everyone! Let's go. (They gently go out of the ship in the SS Axxus at the exact moment the crew gets out of the way)... Now let's be quiet when piloting this thing. We don't want them to hear us. If they do, they might report us, and we'll be busted.
  • Sandy: Then let's do exactly that. (They slowly blast off into the sky)
  • McGruder: Did you guys hear something like a ship taking off?
  • Mr. Anthus: I think I heard it, too.
  • Arrter: Oh, I think it's just the sounds of the city. We hear that a lot in the cities we live in.

Space

  • Sandy: YEEEEEEEEEE-HAH!!! WE DID IT!!! (She and SpongeBob give high-five) YEAH!!!
  • Patrick: Nobody suspected a thing. We are IN THE CLEAR NOW, BABY!!! NOW LET'S GET GOING TO... Uh... To... Where are we going?
  • Longbeard: "Axxus, the next riddle?"
  • Axxus looks up it up.
  • Axxus: "Ahem.... "The planet filled with whimsical colors. You'll be either fascinated or filled with embarrassing nostalgia when you come here. Magic is in the air and the hearts of it's inhabitants. While it all seems innocent, it's darker than it seems. The inhabitants have random colors, and random loves in life depicted on their lower areas. If you visited this place for the very first time, you'd be rather disturbed by how the citizens act or the powers it possesses."... Yeah, you know my reaction, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?
  • Trixie: "..... Was Lamistan talking, err, writing about...... Equestia?"
  • Gilda: And judging by how he described it, I feel he was rather embarrassed to go there. I mean, who WOULDN'T feel embarrassed to go to a land like Equestria? The ponies there are just so... Generally nice that they treat it like a religion.
  • Mr. Dodo: Regardless, I guess we're off to Equestria. (They hit the hyperdrive, and they blast off)

Equestria

  • Axxus: (They exit hyperspace)... So this is Equestria, huh? Seems to look like any other world.
  • Icky: Oh, but wait until you see it's inhabitants.
  • Trixie: "We can't exactly risk being seen. They'll start to ask questions and, well, we know on how Celestia feels about pirates."
  • Axxus: "Fair enough. Then we need to land in the most remote part of the planet!"
  • SpongeBob: Then let's just head to Zecora in the Everfree Forest. She's so isolated, we can trust her with this secret. Even Mare-Zan doesn't seem to interact with the others that much, so we can trust her, too.
  • Mr. Krabs: Makes sense to me.
  • Axxus: Then show me where to go, and we'll get started with this.

Everfree Forest

  • Xandy: Well, this place seems a bit scary. (They are in the middle of the forest)
  • Trixie: Well, nopony here ever go-
  • Axxus: Don't you mean 'nobody'?
  • Trixie: That's part of our Equestrian vocabulary. Can't explain why the producer put them there, but it's just there. Nopony, everypony, somepony, all that stuff. It's basically how we refer to my kind.
  • Axxus:... Weird.
  • Trixie: Anyway, nopony ever goes here because of being so dangerous with all the hostile creatures and monsters out there. Only the toughest and smartest come here. Some including our friends, Twilight, Applejack, argueablity Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity. I know every single one of their friends ever since I made a second appearance in their show. If we get the chance, you can meet them. But not now.
  • ???: (Taps on the glass, and everyone sees her to be Zecora)
  • Axxus: Is that the Zecora lady?
  • Gilda: Yep. Let's get out there and say hi. (They all get out of the ship and Zecora is there waiting for her)
  • Patrick: Hey, Zecora.
  • Zecora, for some reason, said nothing.
  • Icky: "Uh, yo, ryming zebra lady. Remember us?"
  • Suddenly, Zecora's head twists in a unrealistic fastion, upside down!
  • Spongebob: "..... Guys, I don't think that's Zecora!?"
  • Magnum: "You mean her head doesn't turn in an axis upside down?"
  • Suddenly, the "normal" body of "Zecora" gets suck into her head, and spider legs grow out from the bottom of the head!
  • Magnum: "And doesn't suck in her own body and grows arcachned legs? Cause that's normal for Mam-Ratniods of Goongoon 9."
  • Trixie: "AN IMPOSTERSALIS SPIDER!? RUN!?"
  • The Heroes do that!
  • Grosume Spider-like mandables came forth from the mouth, and started to hiss!
  • Axxus: "PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE ZECORA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?!"
  • Gilda: "TRUST US, SHE DOES NOT TURN INTO A SPIDER MONSTER!?"
  • Spova: "WHY ARE WE RUNNING!? WHY SHOULDN'T WE FIGHT?!"
  • Trixie: "CAUSE THERE'S NEVER JUST ONE!?"
  • The Impostersalis Spider screechs, and more Spiders like it appeared!
  • Icky: Why are there ALWAYS hostile critters just around the corner?! I mean, where is Zecora?!
  • ???: (Tarzan yell)
  • Vancer: That is the craziest yell I've EVER heard.
  • Monkey: It's Mare-Zan! (Mare-Zan flies into the area with a spear, and makes shrieking noises. Then she comes straight down and darts straight at the mother spider, though missed intentionally, causing the creature to screech in fear and run off, and the babies as well)... Whoa.
  • Trixie: She made a near army of Impostersalis spiders run like cowerds!
  • Gilda: "Wow. She must have some presence in this neck of the woods."
  • Mare-Zan: Welcome back to Equestria, Shell Lodgers. Mare-Zan brings you greetings by saving you from Impostersalis Spiders.
  • ???: Thank you for the favor, Mare-Zan. I wouldn't appreciate them poisoning my herbal plants. (Zecora appears from her hut)
  • Axxus: Oh, so THAT'S Zecora.
  • Sacen: Seems to be a primitive person.
  • Mare-Zan: And I see you brought friends here. Why hide here in Everfree?
  • Shenzi: Because we don't want Celestia and Luna to get negative with our new arrivals. These are space pirates we brought here from another UUniverses that we saved years ago, and we're looking for a portal machine that we need to keep safe. One of the riddles lead us here.
  • Xandy: And some of us are part of the Heroes Act, meant to protect our worlds from suffering in turmoil again. (Nytrox barks)
  • Mare-Zan: WHOA! What is that strange dog thing?
  • Zecora: Seems like a cross between a genet and a dog. I'm sure your worlds don't have animals like ours in this bog.
  • Axxus:... Does she always speak in rhyme like that?
  • Mare-Zan: Not all the time. She mostly does it in show.
  • Mushu: Well, I think it's best that we get started on finding the next clue to the Stargate.
  • Shifu: And we'll have to do it without being seen.
  • Po: Master, I don't know if that'll be possible. We're lucky the Mane 6, or even Discord, didn't see the ship landing here.
  • ???: Oh, yeah, spoken like a true fool. (Discord teleports into the place)
  • Mare-Zan: Discord?
  • Discord: Oh, don't worry everyone. I've heard everything about these guys. You have my word I shall keep my lips sealed with the others. After all, there's nothing I can't see. I notice everything like a fly. (Magically gets a fly's eyes) Bzzzz bzz bzzz!
  • Magnum: UHHGH! How DARE you use a Skeeterazoid swear word!
  • Xandy: Actually, I don't think he meant to. Besides, who is this guy?
  • Tigress: Oh, yeah, this is Discord. He's a... Kinda friend... Of ours. Used to be a foe, but changed for the better..... In some sense.
  • Sacen: Wow, looks like a Polyzoon from Invervitraxian mythology.
  • Discord: Poly who and inverted what now?
  • Axxus: Never mind.
  • Discord: "So, your here about something about this, "Lamy Stanly" guy. In Equestia, the guy is reckindised as the anichent equestian myth: "Snake-Man-Do"."
  • Axxus: "Snake, man do?"
  • Discord: "Why yes. From what I heard from Celly Pelly, sometime during that LOOOOOOOOOOOONG age during Luna's banishment, ponies had claim to have witness seeing a Man-Snake thing writing on ALL the landmarks of Equestia with weird symbols of circles with lines on them. Some think it's half of an orangle, implying he's crazy for fruit. Some more, radical thinking ponies, think they're signs for a great doomsday apawn Equestia that's based on a great "wheel" in the sky. The more realijustus think it's a warning of a rapture coming soon if sin and evil is not eradicated. Those things have been the talk of despressing stories and coversations for years. Why, Celestia even has some of her Hayfield 64 boys to moniter the landmarks ever since."
  • Axxus: "Well, I know the truth of those marks: They are directions for the next clue of a needlessly complincated space pirate named Lamistan. We need to get to those clues without causing needless worry."
  • Trixie: "Why can't we just get an expert to say they're not signs of doom or words of a fruit obcess madman?"
  • Axxus: ".... That's, actsellty brillient. But we can't do it as ourselves, obviously. We need to pretend we're symbol experts, and look the part."
  • Icky: "Well, we're suppose to be on a long mission in the AU, so we're out."
  • Xandy: "Guess it's up to the Heroes Act to be experts. Now if only we can look like experts quickly."
  • Discord: Allow me. (Snaps, and transforms Xandy into a regular squirrel, Magnum into a small wasp, Aurlena into a regular meerkat, Vancer into a regular jackal, Cloakblade into a regular chimp, and Zosimo into a regular lemur)
  • Xandy: WHOA! What did he do to us?
  • Magnum: (Squeaky voice) Can someone please tell me why you look bigger? AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE?!?
  • Aurlena: (In Magnum's POV, is very slow) WOOOOOWWWWW, MMAAAGGGGNNNUUUUUMMMMM, YOOOOUUU'RRRREEEE VEEEERRRYYYY SSSMMMAAAALLLLL.
  • Magnum: And why are you moving so slow? Is this how small people see the world? That's awkward.
  • Mantis: You're telling me. I had to learn patience in order to get used to it. Ain't that right, Po?
  • Po: (In Mantis' POV, is very slow) HHEEEELLLLLL YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH, MMMAAAAANNNTTTTTIIIIISSSS!
  • Discord: Well, to recap, I turned you all into creatures of our worlds so no one will be suspicious. You (Xandy) are a squirrel, (Aurlena) you're a meerkat, (Magnum) you're an average-sized wasp, (Zosimo) you're a lemur, (Vancer) you're a jackal, (Cloakblade) and you're a chimpanzee.
  • Sandy: Wow, Xandy. You look strikingly like me in that disguise.
  • SpongeBob: And just as beautiful.
  • Xandy: Oh, don't even start, lover boy. Am I still semi-aquatic?
  • Sandy: Probably not. My species is not like yours because we're meant for land, even though I live underwater in an air-filled dome.
  • Xandy: Wow. Why would you go underwater?
  • Sandy: Because I have a job as an inventor, and... You know, for some reason, my bosses said that living underwater was with the prize.

Cutaway

  • Professor Percy: Congratulations, Ms. Cheeks. You just got promoted to be our new inventor.
  • Doctor Marmalade: You must be rather excited.
  • Sandy: Of course I am, Dr. Marmalade.
  • Lord Reginald: Plus, we'll even let you get something extra. You get to live underwater.
  • Sandy: Oh, that'll be great. I'll--wait, what?
  • Percy: Well, we can't explain it well, but it just came with the internship. We don't question it, we just follow it.
  • Sandy:... Well... Okay. Odd. (Shakes with him)

Present

  • SpongeBob: (Laughs) Seriously? Living underwater came with your job?
  • Sandy: I know, it's rather strange. But regardless, Xandy, you might not be semi-aquatic.
  • Banzai: Well, let's try it. (Banzai sticks Xandy's head in the pond)
  • Shenzi: BANZAI, DON'T DO THAT!!!
  • Xandy: (Sticks her head out, and gasps for air)... Okay, I'm not semi-aquatic. (Coughs) What a stupid way to prove a point.
  • Discord: (Laughs) PRICELESS! But you won't need to go underwater for this in anyway and anyhow. You just need to disguise yourselves as linguistic scientists and use your Alternate UUniversal know-how to translate the symbols on the device they collected on Lamistan's... Whatever the hell they found.
  • Iago: Odd that Lamistan said that he dropped the device on Equestria and didn't give a damn about the casualties.
  • Discord: Really? He did that? That's kinda weird.
  • Axxus: "Lamistan acts in ways not even his own followers understood well."
  • Sacen: Yeah, and I can see why he didn't wanted to be here for long. I mean, this place must be so child-friendly, Lamistan didn't wanna come here. We were able to discover that he dropped a clue here in Equestria, and it's surely at this...Hayfield 64 place of yours.
  • Discord: Exactly. First, we must give you some fake identities. Xandy, you will be Dr. Xandra Keebler. Magnum? (In Magnum's POV) YYYOOOOOUUUUU WWWIIIILLLLL BBEEEEEEEE DDOOOOOCCCCCTTTTOOOOORRRRR MMMEEEELLLLAAANNNYYYYY MMMEEEEENNNNKKIIIIINNNN.
  • Magnum: Dr. Melany Menkin? Odd name. Especially when you move so slow.
  • Discord: Cloakblade, you will be Dr. Akiko Manamani. Aurlena, you will be Dr. Annie Meer. Vancer, you will be Dr. Jack Jameson. And Zosimo, you will be Dr. Ivan Zane.
  • Zosimo: How did you even know our names? We never introduced ourselves yet.
  • Discord: I'm good at learning others' names and lives. It's a big thing for me.
  • Xandy: Well, if you say so, how do we get started?
  • Discord: Well, I guess all you need to do is convince the ponies that you're linguists and you'll be able to get in and translate the symbols. That is, if some of you really ARE linguists.
  • Cloakblade: I am. I am fluent in over 5 languages, and I can read hieroglyphics rather well.
  • Xandy: I have some experience in linguistic skills because I spent some time in various temples before.
  • Magnum: You went in temples a lot?
  • Xandy: (Magnum's POV) OOOFFFFF CCOOOOUUURRRRSSSEEEE IIII DDOOOOOO! (Outside) It gives me a great adrenaline rush, and a sense of great adventure. Haven't felt something like that when I joined. Besides, this is my first big mission.
  • Aurlena: I'm not good at linguistics at all.
  • Vancer: Me neither.
  • Zosimo: I am. I read books a lot.
  • Magnum: Well, I am good at linguistics, too. I'm currently learning languages.
  • Discord: Perfect. So we got 4 of them. This will surely work. I'll even accompany you guys. (Snaps, and disguises himself as a scientist) Just call me, "Dr. Cordis".
  • Vancer: ""Dr. Cordis"?"
  • Discord: "Yes?"
  • Vancer: "No, I meant as in, why use that name? It's just your name spelled backwords minus the extra D. Won't ponies suddenly notice a sciencetist, whatever you are just so happens to be visiting? I mean, do you even have a race, or are you just a ungite oddity? Not meaning to be offenceive."
  • Discord: Oh, there are others like me. They surely won't notice that it's me.
  • Mare-Zan: But won't they notice recognizable body parts?
  • Discord: (Turns his lion paw into a cheetah paw, his eagle arm into a lizard arm, his lizard leg into a frog leg, and his antelope leg into a zebra leg, his 2 goat and deer antler into an ibex and kudu horns, and his snake tail into a raccoon tail) Not anymore.
  • Private:... Did you know he could do that?
  • Kowalski: Not really. I've never seen him do that.
  • Discord: Well, I guess we're all ready to get to Hayfield 64.
  • Xandy: Alright, let's start up the ship and get moving.
  • Discord: (Laughs) Or we can get there MY way. (Snaps, and teleports them all to Hayfield 64)

Hayfield 64

  • Magnum: (Discord, Xandy, Magnum, Cloakblade, Aurlena, Zosimo, and Vancer teleport to the front of the area while the others are teleported farther away) Whoah! That's much easier.
  • Zosimo: I never knew teleportation could feel so weird. (Suddenly, they are all held at gunpoint by turrets and pony soldiers)
  • Soldier #1: (Dubbed as Genie) Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves! (Everyone looks at a random soldier, and he chuckles nervously) What? It was from a movie. (They resume their jobs, and point their guns at the heroes and Discord)
  • Discord: Easy there, soldiers. I am Dr. Cordis, linguist expert, and these are my associates, Dr. Keebler, Dr. Menkin, Dr. Manamani, Dr. Meer, Dr. Jameson, and Dr. Zane.
  • Magnum: Hey, everyone.
  • Soldier #2: (In Magnum's POV) SSSTTTTAAAATTTTEEEE YYOOOOUUUURRRRRR BBUUSSSIIIINNEEESSSS.
  • Magnum: Well, we came to offer some help on translating this alien symbol on your landmarks coming from... (Whispering to Discord) What was that name again?
  • Discord: (In Magnum's POV) SSSNNNAAAAAKKKEEEE-MMAAAANNNNN-DDOOOO.
  • Magnum: Snake-Man-Do.
  • Soldier #2: How do you know about Snake-Man-Do's symbols? That's supposed to be classified for anyone that is not trusted to have such knowledge. If you don't answer in the next 10 seconds, we will open fire. (Everyone loads their guns)
  • Discord: "I, am a Draconquus. Hardly anything escapes from my knowledge. We have this habit of just automaticly knowing things. For exsample, you (points to Soldier leader) slept with a teddy bear until your 20s in pony years."
  • The Soldiers started to snicker and chuckle as the Leader blushed.
  • The Leader: "How in the pits of tartarus did you know that!?"
  • Discord: Perhaps you never heard me. Nothing escapes my knowledge. I know a lot. I know one of you soldiers does his personal business in private, and another that is gay, another that has 10 children, and one that is a former cop. I also know that your most successful linguists suck at translating the markings on these "symbols". So, I decided to bring my most successful associates here to help you with that problem.
  • Leader: I don't know...
  • Discord:... How about we give you a new teddy bear?
  • Leader: Done! (All the soldiers laugh) I DIDN'T INSTRUCT ALL YOU SHIT BAGS TO LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE!!! YOU ALL HAD BETTER LOWER YOUR DEFENSES AND ESCORT THESE GUYS TO THE SNAKE-MAN-DO'S PROPHET OR YOU'RE ALL FI... Well... HALF OF YOU WILL BE FIRED!!! (They salute, and they escort the group into Hayfield 64)
  • SpongeBob: (Looking through binoculars)... Well, it seems to be working pretty well. For a moment, I thought they were toast.
  • Icky: "We ain't out of the woods yet, they still need to make a clearing on the symbols on the landmarks."

Inside Hayfield 64.

  • The gang are eschorted to a study room where pony sciencetists are studying all kinds of things, the top project being the Lamistan symbols on famous Equestian landmarks, even over seen by Black Unicorn Staillain with the squire root of pi for a cutiemark.
  • The Staillian: "These symbols.... Years of studing, und I still can't deduse that if they are end of the world signs, or if it's even so much as directions to some hidden treasure?! UGH! DEREBULE?! SNAKE-MAN-DO IS IMPOSSABLE?! These markings are making me look like a domkoft!? If I don't make a breakthrough soon, I'm finsihed?! This would very well be an unsolveable mystery quite possability not meant to slove, not even by the brillent, PROFESSOR WUNDEBAR!? That's me in case anyone's gonna be domkoft about it."
  • Discord: Perhaps we could be of assistance, sir. My name is Dr. Cordis, and these are my associates. We have come to offer a helping hand in solving these symbols. You see... Uh... I have seen the symbols before long before the crop circles appeared. After thousands of years of study, I have concluded that I can finally make some sense of these symbols. I wish to translate the symbols for you.
  • Prof. Wundebar: Wundebar. Zis vill be perfect. After years of trying to solve zis case, pony kind vill realize vhat ve're up against. I humbly thank you for being here, Doctor.
  • Discord: No need. Now, let me see this Prophet, and all will be revealed by my associates.
  • Magnum: Uh, of course. We shall surely translate these symbols for you.
  • Wundebar: (In Magnum's POV) OOOHHHH, TTTHHHAAANNNNKKKK YYYYOOOOOUUUUU VVOOOOOORRRR ZZZIISSSS!
  • Magnum: Damn, I wish my world would go a lot faster.
  • Wundebar: Pardon?
  • Magnum: Never mind. Take us there.
  • Wunderbar: Certainly. Follow me. (They head down the hall)

High-Tech Room

  • Wunderbar:... Vell, here she is, everyone. Snake-Man-Do's Prophet. (They see the clue is large and shaped like an escape pod, with 5 rings with hieroglyphics on them) Zhese stupid hieroglyphics are just so cryptic. Not even my vast experience and superior intellect could crack ze code.
  • Xandy: Well, you've come to the right band of party animals. Let's go, everyone. (They look at the hieroglyphic symbols)... Wow, these are written in Ardalicronian symbolism. Pirates there have been known to use these as a form of encryption. I may've watched pirate TV shows when I was young, but this is ridiculous.
  • Magnum: Relax, Xandy, I think I can handle this.
  • Xandy: Well, I sure hope so. I hope you can read even at a size like that.
  • Magnum: Oh, shut up. I can read it. (Flies up to the first ring)... Okay, let's see... (Mumbles for 10 seconds)... I think I've got it, Professor. I think it says 'When you have found this device, you are aiming to find something beyond your wildest dreams.'
  • Wundebar: So... It's a greeting gift?
  • Magnum: Have no idea, but that's what we'll find out. (Buzzes to the second ring)... (Mumbles)... The next one says 'Once you've read the full message of this device, it will activate and give you a grand clue of the location of Lamistan's Stargate'.
  • Wundebar: Pardon me? A Stargate? You mean like zose movies?
  • Magnum:...Uh... Yes, of course. ("Whatever the hell THAT means") And I think this 'Lamistan' guy must be Snake-Man-Do.
  • Wundebar: Vell, get along vith it. Ve don't have all day.
  • Magnum: Okay, then. (Reads the symbols on the third ring)... The next one says 'But beware of the dangers that this Stargate possesses. It will not lead to treasures that easily. You must beware the dreaded Lamistan Curse.'
  • Wundebar:... I'm stumped. I don't know if zis guy is either a vizard or a pirate.
  • Magnum: We'll let's keep looking. (Reads the fourth ring)... 'Whoever unearths the Stargate will suffer the consequences of theft of the entire UUniverses' wealth.'
  • Wundebar: So zis guy IS a pirate.
  • Magnum: Possibly. But I'm about to go on the last line. It says that once I say it, this device will activate. You all had better brace yourselves.
  • Wundebar: Of course. (Everyone backs off)
  • Magnum:... Well... Here goes nothing... (Reads the last ring)... 'But if you succeed in stopping this curse, then the Stargate's technology will be yours to keep'. (Suddenly, the device lights up in a holographic light show) EEEKK!!!
  • Xandy: HOLY CRAP!!!
  • Wundebar: "Remarkable! Either it's going to do something incredable, or-"
  • A stupid Soldier: "YAY, LAZER LIGHT SHOW?!"
  • Everyone looks at the Soldier.
  • Stupid Soldier: "What? I like free lightshows."
  • Dr. Wundebar: "Und how did he became part of ze millaterry?"
  • A soldier next to the Stupid Soldier: "Uh, me.... He's my autistic little brother.... He, really likes army ponies."
  • Dr. Wunderbar: Well, vhy have him here vhen he has autism?
  • Discord: THE DEVICE IS GETTING BRIGHTER!!!
  • The Soldiers panic and take almost everyone to cover!
  • Wundebar: GREAT SCOT!!! (Gets in cover, and then the lights burst and fill the entire room, and a Holo-Oracle simular to Lamistan's speices appears)
  • Holo-Oracle: Greetings, o mighty travelers. I am a Holo-Oracle, and if you have found me, my boss, Captain Lamistan, has ordered me to show you the way to his top-secret Stargate.
  • Wundebar: Vhat Stargate?
  • Holo-Oracle:... Really? You aren't looking for the Stargate?
  • Xandy: Actually, we are.
  • Wundebar: Vhat?
  • Soldier Leader: What?
  • Discord: (Exposes themselves) These are members of the Heroes Act in the Alternate UUniverses that the Shell Lodge Squad has saved years ago. They, the Shell Lodgers, these guys, and a few others are trying to find this Stargate so they can keep it safe from someone.
  • Soldier Leader: Why didn't you just say so, Discord?
  • Discord: Well, considering you nearly blew our brains out back there, we had to go undercover. The Lodgers and allies are outside waiting for us.
  • Holo-Oracle: Well, if it's the Stargate you're looking for, then I have a clue to give to you. (Suddenly, a small tray-shaped device pops out of the Holographic Prophet) Take this Holo-Identification Card with you, and you will succeed.
  • Magnum: Thank GOD the world is not slow anymore. I didn't know how much longer I could handle it.
  • Discord: Regardless, I think you guys have the next clue for your trip.
  • Wundebar: Zis is just weird. A thousand years of research, and it turns out zat it was from an Alternate UUniversal pirate. It's no wonder my successful linguists were unable to decode it.
  • Soldier Leader: At ease, men. This was just a clue for another one of the Lodge's missions. We know how many times they've saved us.
  • Discord: Well, thank you for not shooting us. I guess we'll be off. Maybe you can use this thing for some light show entertainment.
  • Wundebar:... Vell, zat's very nice.
  • Discord: And we're off. (They teleport away)
  • Soldier Autistic:... Damn, do I love the Shell Lodgers.
  • Soldier Brother: Me, too, brother. Me, too.

Outside

  • Discord: (They teleport to the ship) We got the next clue. (The Lodge cheer)
  • Axxus: Way to go, Discord!
  • Sacen: Do you think you'll be coming with us on our mission?
  • Discord: Sorry, can't. Got business to take care of at Fluttershy's Cottage. She wants me to pick up some food at the market place for her. Toodles. (Teleports away)
  • Xandy:... At least we got our next clue.
  • Icky: "Ok, what's next?"
  • Axxus: "Ahem. "In a planet of poison, a planet of swamp, a planet of unsofisicated losers, lies a pointing rock torwords a toxic volcano, inside it's heart."...... GAH, AGAIN WITH THE BS RIDDLES AGAIN!?"
  • Sandy: "Oh shoot. That one is even MORE easy. It's obviously Planet Poi-Son."
  • Magnum: "And yet people think our worlds have strange names."
  • Patrick: And partially unpronounceable to us.
  • Xandy: Well, what can we say? Our languages are much different than yours.
  • SpongeBob:... Except for English... Which we're speaking right now.
  • Xandy: Actually, in our world, it's called Usuabese, because it came from this planet called Usuabloth. Luckly, both our languises are strangely identical in every way except for the names, obviously.
  • Brandy: So that's like your version of England?
  • Xandy: Depends on what 'England' is.
  • Shifu: Well, let's get to Planet Poi-Son.
  • Axxus: Already on it. (Activates hyperdrive, and they blast off)
  • Two familier Alicorn figures were watching.
  • ???: "Just what the heck do the lougers think they're doing with Pirates?"
  • ???: "I have some assumtions it's for some big mission. We best moniter this more with the High Council."

Poi-Son

  • The Ship lands on the planet.
  • Axxus: "So, Lougers, you been to this planet before, I assume?"
  • Icky: "We came here once to bust Hank Spooner's mutant fiasco. Don't ask, I still felt like barfing ever since."
  • Sacen: "It wasn't that disgusting, was it?"
  • Lord Shen: "The madman's method to make mutants was through abominable mutantion worms."
  • Axxus:... (Barfs for 10 seconds)... THAT IS GROSS!!!
  • Lord Shen: Quite.
  • Icky: "Ok, since we can't risk making a great exposer that we're with pirates, we need to figure out where to find a place where Lamistan would hid the clue."
  • Magnum: "So, is there anyone not part of any kind of community?"
  • ???: I am. (Everyone looks at an ominous goat in a black stranger suit and hat)... Scientists here, especially that abomination Hank, have known that in the 18th century, crop circles have appeared all over the Northern Hemisphere of this world. I've been able to preserve one of the images of the crop circles right here. (Takes out a picture of a crop circle similar to the symbols of the Prophet) But that isn't all, lads. In one of the old ancient temples built by anichent tribe of armed snakes, there was witnesses that described a UFO shaped like... A blend between a pirate ship and a spaceship. I wasn't alive when they saw it, but the rumors have been known ever since.
  • Lord Shen: What, per say, did this ship do?
  • Goat Stranger: Oh, it was very disturbing. When it arrived, massive chaos spread. Poi-Son's 1866 UFO Blast was completely cryptic to everyone. Everyone assumed that the sightings of the 'ship' were just illusions, and the blast that occurred hours after the sightings had caused an explosion that killed a lot of people within a 5-mile radius. But the weirdest part was that the exact center of the impact, (Rasberries) nothing! The area was completely unaffected. All there was from that area was an ominous artifact shaped like a sarcophagus. When scientists studied it years later, they indicated that there was organic matter inside of it, but it couldn't be opened. All there was on the artifact was a small slot shaped like a flask disc drive.
  • Bagheera: Wait, a slot shaped like a flask disc drive?
  • Goat Stranger: Yes.
  • Axxus:... The disc! (They take out the small disc from Equestria)... Lads, I think that slot is what this small disc is supposed to go in.
  • Sam: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that this 'sarcophagus' that has 'organic matter' might be some kind of imprisonment device.
  • Max: Well, we can't just sit here and argue about it. We need to check it out and see.
  • Sacen: Where is this device, Mr....
  • Goat Stranger: Goatee. Will Goatee. And this device is currently at an abandoned lab on the far side of the area. The security systems are busted, and won't pose any threat since it was abandoned for being 'haunted' by some kind of voice that always says 'Ereh fo tuo em teg' or 'Dratsab uoy natsimal'. Assumed it to be a ghost.
  • Sparx: What the hell does that mean? It sounds like total gibberish.
  • Goatee: Why not find out for yourselves, folks?
  • Spyro: He's right, Sparx. We gotta get over there.
  • Axxus: Everyone in the ship.

Later...

  • Patrick: (They all arrive at an old abandoned lab) What a dump!
  • Xandy: Wow this place looks very long abandoned. It's older than those abandoned Globex facilities at home.
  • Sparx: Still, can you actually believe that this place is actually haunted? HAH! Total bullcrap.
  • Cynder: Sparx, we've been at haunted places before. We all know that ghosts are real. If they weren't, we wouldn't be constantly visited by Master Oogway and Mufasa's ghosts.
  • Shifu: Definitely.
  • Sparx: Well, there's no way there could be a ghost here. Ghosts don't appear often in abandoned labs. Abandoned houses I know, but labs? That doesn't occur very of-
  • Ominous Voice: (Soft voice) Ereh fo tuo em teg! (Sparx screams)
  • Sparx: GHOST!!!
  • Spyro: Sparx, will you please. We have to go in there.
  • Sparx: No way, no how! You can't make me.
  • Cynder: Fine, Sparx, then stay out here.
  • Sparx: Me?... Alone?... Okay, then, I'll go.
  • Banzai: Then let's go, scaredy pants.
  • Sparx: I'm not even wearing pants. I don't even wear clothes, either.
  • Banzai: Whatever. (They all enter the lab)

Lab Hall

  • It is covered in Alternate Universeal symbols, the most recuring is Lamtsan's portal symbol.
  • Icky: "Wow. I didn't know Poi-Son had a serious grafifi problem."
  • Lord Shen: "I don't think this is the work of adolesent punks, Prehistoric One."
  • Vancer: "Everyone, I think the message, whatever it is, may be backwords for some kind of warning."
  • Po: ".... Anyone know how to talk to ghosts that speak backwords?"
  • Patrick: "Let me try.... Ahem...... Olleh! Ecaep ni emoc ew! Toshg, esaelp su ot kaeps!"
  • Silent.
  • Po: "Patrick, what did you say?"
  • Patrick: "I said, "Hello. We come in Peace. Speak to us please, ghost.". I'm sure the ghost is just shy."
  • Crane: How the heck did you learn to speak backwards like that?
  • SpongeBob: Oh, we did it on Opposite Day when Squidward introduced us to it.
  • Squidward: (Sighs) SpongeBob, I told you that was just to earn me the chance to move away.
  • Sandy: (Gasps) Squidward! I know they're not so bright, but really?
  • Sparx: I think that's just so wrong on so many levels.
  • Squidward: Well, what did you expect? They randomly appear in my house. They throw me birthday parties when it's not even my birthday. They got me stung by jellyfish multiple times. I can hear their loud screams from my own window. THEY EVEN GOT ME SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE ON SUNDAYS FOR LIFE!!! Would you be that way when YOU lived with neighbors like that?
  • Rico: Kinda.
  • Shifu: Okay, Squidward, when this is over, we need to have a talk with you about your attitude and choices in life. Most of them are not the answer for it.
  • Squidward: Whatever.
  • Spyro: Guys, we need to move. This device has clues to where the Stargate might be. We hardly know if Rarxter is still following us, and we need to make sure he doesn't find it.
  • Squidward: Fine.
  • Voice: Dratsab uoy natsimal!
  • Sparx: MOMMY!!!
  • Shifu: (Sighs, and the group continues, then after 20 seconds of searching, they find a sarcophagus-shaped device with bright blue lights)...
  • Voice: Ereh fo tuo em teg!
  • Sparx: I'M SO AFRAID!!!
  • Chenger: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?!?
  • Sacen: Alright, I guess we should put the disc inside. Everyone stand back. Who knows what will happen if we put it in.... And, I am not sure if I want to even put it in there. (Everyone does that)
  • Voice: (Louder than before) DRATSAB UOY NATSIMAL!!!
  • Sacen: OOHHH, GOD, MY EARS ARE OVERLOADING!!!
  • Spova: Well, I can surely deduct that the voices are coming from this device.
  • Axxus: Well, now that I look at it, it looks rather familiar.... Of course. This is a Conphagus. It's an old pirate imprisonment device that was invented in the 16th century. It was meant to keep prisoners in cryogenic stasis after giving the prisoner a drug that makes him/her immune to the deadly effects of being frozen.
  • Byrn: Then, that means someone must be in there. That must be where the voices are coming from.
  • Kowalski: That would explain the organic readings the scientists detected.
  • Sacen:... Well, here goes nothing. (Inserts the disc into the Conphagus, and it suddenly lights up, and opens, revealing a cryogenically-frozen Alternate UUniversal cat-like creature. The ice then automatically melts, and the body slams onto the floor)... Uh... Sir?
  • Monkey: Is he dead?
  • Axxus: No, he shouldn't be. Cryogenic stasis can keep a person alive for years. Even hundreds of them. He should still be alive.
  • Cat-like creature:... (Wakes up and weakly gets up)... Wha-- ... What happened? Where's Lamistan? (His vision is blurry for a couple of seconds until he sees the group)... Who are you guys?
  • Icky: "We ain't Joe Mama, that's for sure!"
  • Gilda smacks Icky!
  • Icky: "OW?!"
  • Axxus: "Let's just say, we're people of the future."
  • Cat Creature: "Future?"
  • Axxus: "... In another universe."
  • Cat Creatue gasps!
  • Cat Creature: "Lamistan, you maniac?! YOU SCREWED ME!? YOU SCREWED ME ALL UP!? DAMN YOU!? DAMN YOU ALL TO THE MOOSAPAN UNDERWORLD!?"
  • Icky: "Don't ya mean hell?"
  • Cat Creature: "THAT PLACE TOO!?"
  • Sacen: "Calm down! Trust us that at this point, Lamistan is dead..."
  • Cat Creature: "Not as long as that curse is in place!? He will never truely die! Skullera seen to it!"
  • The Cat Creature plops to the floor, crying!
  • Cat Creature: "My family...... I never even got to say goodbye, and sorry..... I don't want to be alive anymore!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Would it make you feel better if I smash your brains in?"
  • Cat Creature grabs Boss Wolf!
  • Cat Creature: "DO IT NOW?! PLEASE DO IT!?"
  • Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa! Easy buddy! Tell us, how did you even end up being a popsicle for nearly a few centauries?"
  • Cat Creature: JUST KILL ME!!! PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!! I- (Suddenly, Lord Shen grabs him by the shirt)
  • Lord Shen: Alright, listen here, you pompous suicidal maniac. We're not the kind of people to kill and risk being accused of murder. In fact, Boss Wolf should not have asked you that question!? You might as well tell us what you were doing in that device, and how you got in there in the first place!
  • Cat Creature: No! Never! (Grabs Xandy's Oalanx Pistol, and tries to shoot himself, but the gun won't work)... What the fuck?!?
  • Xandy: Sir, that gun can only be used by me. Tough luck. (Takes the gun back forcefully), You're just gonna have to tell us what we need to know.
  • Cat Creature:... Fine! I'll tell you. But you HAVE to kill me afterwards.
  • Squidward: We're not gonna kill you, idiot.
  • Cat Creature: Fine, then I won't talk! I'll just try and kill myself by force! (He tries to grab the weapons of everyone else, but they defend themselves from him every time)... GUYS, PLEASE! You have NO idea what dangers will be unleashed if you find that Stargate.
  • Axxus: You have no choice, sir. We're not gonna kill you, and you're not gonna kill yourself. There's nothing here that you can use to kill yourself with. Tell us what we need to know.
  • Cat Creature: (Looks around to see nothing sharp or dangerous)... Fine! But be warned that you're gonna doom my home of you do this. I am Captain Arnwall Chinauri.
  • Sacen: Wait a minute, THE Captain Arnwall Chinauri?
  • Arnwall: Yes. I'm sure you've known me for stealing riches all over the UUniverses for good guy deeds.
  • Byrn: We thought Lamistan killed you.
  • Arnwall: Well, not exactly. He said he wanted to use me for something that I never learned.
  • Xandy: And that something was using you as one of the clues to his Stargate.
  • Arnwall:... Well, that seems like a dick move.
  • Tigress: Alright, answer this: How do you know this Lamistan guy?
  • Arnwall: Well, I heard he was the dominant pirate of Ardalicron for his Stargate that could allow him to roam the UUniverses stealing treasure. I first met him when he stole the treasure from my ship... 9 times.
  • Icky:... Nine times?
  • Arnwall: Nine times.
  • Icky: Well, nice Ferris Bueller reference there. And cue the...
  • All AUUniversals: What's Ferris Bueller?
  • Icky: FOR GOD'S SAKES, YOU GUYS NEED TO COME HERE MORE OFTEN!!!
  • Arnwall:... Anyway, I grew tired of him stealing everything I had. My wife was dying, and I needed all the money I could to help her. But that no-good Lamistan stole it from me, and I was unable to save her in time. I got furious at his cruel act, and vowed vengeance. I skewered the entire UUniverses searching for him after gathering up an army of 15 pirate crews to start an invasion of Lamistan's Hideout. But it turns out Lamistan was too big of a genius. Most of my crew was vaporized. I had a battle to the death with Lamistan, and I nearly won. But one of his robots got me, and tortured me. That was when Lamistan decided to use me to... (Shrugs) as a clue on this pirate adventure. Seriously, he is just stupid.
  • Chenger: Well, you should know that the Stargate winded up somewhere in another UUniverses, right here.
  • Arnwall: How is that possible? Nobody can move it without lifting the curse.
  • Axxus: Beats me.
  • Sacen: But it just did.
  • Arnwall: Then I have no idea where it could be now. If this is another UUniverses, then that's beyond my knowledge. SO CAN I BAIL OUT ON MY LIFE NOW?!?
  • Grinjis: You must know something. Think about it.
  • Arnwall: HOW CAN I?!?
  • Grinjis: Just do it. It might give you clues on where it might be located.
  • Arnwall: I can't!
  • Grinjis: DO IT, YOU FELINE FUCKER!!! (His words smack him in the face)
  • Arnwall: OW! How the fuck did you do that?
  • Grinjis: It's magic, bitch!
  • Arnwall: Alright, fine. (Thinks)... Well, I think there might be something I thought wasn't important. When I was about to be frozen, I saw 4 Holo-Projector devices. One of them including a Holo-Oracle. He said that he would place them in random areas that I assumed would be in my UUniverses. The only words I heard him say was 'Embarrassing' and 'Neustoid'. That's all I know.
  • Axxus: Neustoid? Why would he say that?
  • Croon: Was he trying to get himself a fishy date? (Rimshot, and he laughs) A FISHY DATE! (Laughs)
  • Sacen: Wait, didn't you guys say that the neustoids in your world were called... Mer... Mu ... Ma... I can't remember the name.
  • Shenzi: Mermaids?
  • Sacen: Yeah, that. (While they were talking, Arnwall notices a drawer with a hole revealing a small kitchen knife, and secretly tries to get it)
  • Po: Well, what does that mean?
  • Sandy: I think it means that the next clue is located somewhere with mermaids in it.
  • Sir Hiss: Well, where do we know that has mermaids in it? (Everyone looks at him)... What?
  • Viper: Seriously, Hiss? We know a LOT of mermaids.
  • Icky: Yeah, mermaids are very common to us. And DAMN are they hot. Especially with the fact that they wear no clothes except for bras. MAN, I wish I could spend some time with them often.
  • Gilda: You do realize you're taken, right?
  • Icky: I know, but I just like to show off with other people. Girls love my jokes.
  • Tigress: Sure they do. We females barely even laugh at your jokes.
  • Icky: Well, I guess since the most common place we know to find mermaids is Atlantica, I guess that may be our next stop.
  • Spyro: Yeah. We barely visit that place. We haven't been there since the first time we fought Stephen.
  • Baloo: Well, let's check the riddle.
  • Axxus: Right. (Checks the map)... "Your next location is a home of fish. Fish that may be more smarter than others. The dominant fish somehow look like a matriarchal society, and you will clearly see why. They might remind you of another kind of species on Ardalicron."
  • Skipper: Atlantica.
  • Kowlalski: Totally.
  • SpongeBob: Great work, guys. Now what do we do with this gu- (Suddenly, they see Arnwall slit himself in the throat, and die) HOLY MACKAREL!!!
  • Clyrilla: He's too far gone. There's nothing we could've done.
  • Axxus: "Great..... The only guy who knows Lamistan alot more then us, and he keel-halls himself!"
  • Suddenly, Arnwall suddenly turns into a darken skelital corpse!
  • Merlin: "JEHOSAFAT!?"
  • Gilda: "WHAT THE!?"
  • Suddenly, red eyes are seen in Arnwall's skull eye holes.
  • Arnwall: "What?! No! NO! How am I still alive?! What kind of a stupid knife doesn't-"
  • Arnwall sees his now skeliton hand and screams!?
  • Arnwall: "Oh no...... Lamistan......... He had that witch spread that curse to me as well!? No.... No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • Arnwall curled into a fetal position.
  • Arnwall: "How did this happen?!"
  • Axxus: "Well, Lamistan, while he had the curse on him by Skullera, must've pass it onto you. Lamistan wanted to ensure you will always suffer that your million of years alive beyond everyone you known."
  • Arnwall: "But why? What did I ever do to him?"
  • Sacen: For retailiating on him for stealing your gold, no doubt. Or just for the sake of being a jerk. But after reading the symbols on the Prophet, I think we can conclude that there is a way to save you from this. Maybe if we lift the curse from the Stargate, then we can undo it from you, too.
  • Arnwall: That's not possible! The curse can never be broken.
  • Icky: Wanna bet? (They grab Arnwall, and take him to the ship)
  • Arnwall: NO! LET ME GO! I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOU GUYS, I DON'T WANNA- (They blast off into hyperdrive)

Atlantica oceans

  • Sacen: So, where do we find these 'mermaids'?
  • Icky: "Well, since we can't expose that we're with space pirates, we are better off on our own."
  • Axxus: "Good idea...... Well, shit. There's nowhere to land."
  • Icky: "Well, it is mostly a planet of water and some islands. Couldn't this convert into a submarine or something?"
  • Axxus: I wish it could.
  • Skipper: "In that case, give us a few moments to make this haul under sea worthy!"
  • Sacen: How will you do that?
  • Kowalski: Well, we can't do it in the air, so we need to find a place to land.
  • Axxus: Well, then, where are we gonna land?
  • Lord Shen: "Since Eric's palace is too public, we should consider the Artic, it is more remote."
  • Spyro: "Then we're gonna need jackets."
  • Cynder: And we need to make sure to stay away from Tip and Dash so we can keep our cover. We know how King Triton hates pirates because of... Well... Me sending them to invade Atlantica when I was still... Her.
  • Skipper: Well, I guess we're off to the Arctic, then. (They take off for the Artic)

Arctic

  • Axxus: Well, I may not have jackets, but I have something just as good. I've got some temperature-controlled suits that will keep us warm.
  • Icky: How many do you have?
  • Axxus: 10. They're designed with nanorobotics to accommodate any body structure. Bird, snake, fish, anything. The nanobots produce heat for you to stay warm.
  • Iago: Kinda stupid how we never visited the people here that often. We don't know how Ariel and her family are doing, we don't even know how Tip and Dash are doing.
  • Sparx: Yeah, they might not be that well-respected now since they did little on helping us stop Team Nefarious.
  • Axxus: Well, let's get the suits on. We gotta hurry with turning the ship into a submarine. I have to ask, can you remake it into a spaceship again?
  • Sandy: We'll see if we can get it to be both a submarine and a spaceship. That way we won't have to waste time.
  • Sacen: Really? Semi-aquatic spaceships are only found on ocean planets, and are much more expensive than regular spaceships.
  • Axxus: I sure hope it'll work. And we need to hurry. I think there might be a blizzard coming, and it'll be impossible to do it in a blizzard.
  • Sandy: You can count on us, Captain. (She, Dr. Cockroach, Xandy, and Zosimo put on 4 of the TC Suits, and they automatically accommodate their bodies)... WHOA!
  • Dr. Cockroach: That's amazing.
  • Kowalski: I don't really need a suit since I'm a penguin.
  • Xandy: Well, we'd best get started. It looks like the blizzard is coming in hot.

Later...

  • Kowalski: (After a long montage of work and upgrading, they finally finish it)... Well, Skipper, she's ready.
  • Skipper: Outstanding work. (They see the ship looks like a blend between a sub and a spaceship)
  • Axxus: Extraordinary work, lads. (Suddenly, the blizzard arrives)
  • Sam: And just in time, too. Everyone into the ship (The Lodgers enter the ship, and they fly the ship into the water)

Under the Sea.

  • Axxus: "I never realise that under the sea was so beautiful. I thought it would be nothing but death."
  • Po: You said there was ocean planets in your worlds, and yet, you've never been on any of them?
  • Axxus: No.
  • White Rabbit: Well, now that we're down here, where do we go? We can't go to Atlantica.
  • Icky: "And considering we're in an underwater space pirate ship, I can see why not."
  • Spyro: "Triton isn't exactly someone quick to understand something he doesn't want to understand! Trust us, we felt the bluntist of that personally! It would be best to be on our own."
  • Sacen: "Ok, if we were Lamistan, where we would drop a clue?"
  • Arnswall: (Stuck in a laser cage) "Don't look at me, I was forzen in that device he had when he placed the rest of them, I am as confused as you are!?"
  • Patrick: "Well, maybe he hid it in that ship graveyard somewhere."
  • SpongeBob: You mean the one that Ariel always scavenged?
  • Shifu: I don't think that would be possible. Otherwise, Ariel would've found it. And we can't ask Ariel if she's seen it.
  • Mushu: I say we go there. It might as well be there. (The ship goes off towards the ship graveyard)

Ship Graveyard

  • Axxus: (They make it there) Whoa, what a dump.
  • Clyrilla: How can the device be located here? Even underwater? I don't think the device can even work underwater. It might've short-circuited once it hit the water.
  • Rodruy: Are the people of this world familiar with machinery?
  • Rico: Nope.
  • Gloria: This is a world with no electricity. No submarines, no spaceships, no TV, and absolutely no scuba suits.
  • Skipper: As far as I'm concerned, the only scuba system here is being a mermaid.
  • Axxus: So, this is a Teadr 6 world?
  • Private: A what world?
  • Sacen: That's how the USRA determines the intelligence level of an alien race. It comes in 7 Teadrs. Teadr 7 means that the race is primitive hunters and gatherers. Teadr 6 is when the race is in the Industrial Age, when they begin advancing. Teadr 5 is when a race goes into it's Atomic Age, when they develop powerful weaponry and clean energy production. Teadr 4 is when they enter the Space Age, where they begin their first space missions and space machinery. Teadr 3 is when the race discovers hyperspeed travel which allows them to travel through space. Teadr 2 is when they get more advanced in technology like much more efficient hyperspeed, and even the ability to terraform planets. And Teadr 1... Well... Only one race is in that level, and they're one of the dominant species in our worlds. It's when a race is capable of creating life, artificially creating worlds, manipulate gravitational forces, and much more complex feats of technology.
  • Kowalski:... I can't help but feel that that's similar to the Technology Tiers in the Halo series.
  • Axxus: What's Halo?
  • Icky: (Sighs) I'm not saying anything.
  • Mr. Dodo: I think it's best if we stop talking about it, and find the device.
  • Squidward: "Well, what if Lamistan did something to the device to keep it from short-circiting. Ya know, almost like he keep Skelitor over there from dying."
  • Axxus: "You mean like a water proof storage unit? That is a possability. Those things are very commen in trades between water and land planets. I wouldn't be surprised if one was used here."
  • Icky: "Easy, Just look for something that looks too advance to be here."
  • Patrick: "You mean, like that strange, metal box over there inside that broken spanish vessel over there?" (A large box-shaped device is seen near a wrecked Spanish vessel)
  • Sandy:... Sometimes I can't understand how you point out things so easily.
  • Patrick: Point out what things? (The ship approaches the box, and the semi-aquatic heroes come out and find that the box is heavy. Nevertheless, they take it into the ship)
  • Xandy: Whew! This thing was HEAVY! It nearly pushed all the air out of my lungs carrying this thing. (Nytrox barks as Xandy shakes her fur dry)
  • Mantis: Whoa, easy on the drying yourself off.
  • Sacen: At least we got it in here. Now is there any way to activate it?
  • Lord BIAB: This is a Crypt Container 5000, one of the most advanced containment devices ever invented. It is locked by laser locks that are beyond cryptic. It requires an intelligent mind to unlock.
  • Rico: Oh, yeah? (Tries blowing it up with explosives, but it doesn't work) Huh?
  • Lord BIAB: Explosives are no good. The device is made of neutronium, the finest explosive-proof metals in our UUniverses.
  • Zosimo: Okay, stand aside, crazy feathers. I'll show you how it's done. (Takes a small device, and attaches it to the laser lock, and spins the lock enough times to unlock it)
  • Cloakblade: Huh, nice work, Zosimo son.
  • Zosimo: Oh, not one lock is safe from me. I'd make the inventor of the laser lock blush. (The box lights up and scares Zosimo) HOLY BUTT SAUCE!!! (The box opens up to reveal a small high-tech dynamo)
  • Aurlena:... A fusion battery?
  • Icky: "Well, that's anti climatic that we went into an underwater adventure for some battery."
  • Axxus: "Don't be TOO disappointed yet! It could be a metathorical key for a greater prize."
  • Sacen: Well, we're lucky. There's only 2 riddles left.
  • Axxus: Now, let's see here..."Your next location is a place so important, it has the lock of these worlds. A relic created by Gods billions of years ago have meant to use this to provide peace until peace turned out perfect without it. It has been invaded a few times in an ancient war which nobody seems to know much about. Find this relic, and use fusion power to light the way to the next clue."... What does it mean?
  • Alex: That's the WB Camelot. The total hot spot for UUniversal control.
  • Devon: I'm sure Excalibur may be a powerful sword, but how is putting fusion power through it gonna give us a clue?
  • Cornwall: Plus, is it telling us to smash the fusion battery with it? We have to keep ourselves undercover.
  • Shifu: The only way we can get access to Excalibur is if we consult with King Arthur. And we must keep our cover.
  • Po: Well, what're we gonna do?
  • Icky: "... I have an idea... But it may mean that we have pull a total dick move on WB Arther...."
  • Cynder: "It involves a needlessly complincated prank, does it?"
  • Icky: "Well, yes and no..... He have to provoke arther into wanting to break that thing, into thinking it was a form of dark magic created to destroy the stone, by making an insane madman called: "CRUDMONULAR?!"!"
  • Cynder: "Crudmonular?"
  • Icky: "A giantic monsterious mutliable limbed warlock of doom that wants to destroy our universe's unity!?"
  • Lord Shen: "..... And where, did you came up with an idea like THAT!?"
  • Icky: "My fanfics...."
  • Cynder: "Ok, but it can't be US disguised as it. We need to actselly MAKE a "Crudmonular" that we can then get it off after it has done it's perpose so it doesn't ironicly become yet another psyco we have to deal with!"
  • Merlin: "I don't know, it seems, risky to pull a stunt like that. Not to mention my WB counterpart can easily sense something is unusual, and then we would make a terrorable misunderstanding! Ignitus will be furious with us!"
  • Icky: "So, we're scratching Crudmonular then?"
  • Iago: "Yeah. We need a just as usual, but less likely to bite us in the ass means to get Arther into breaking that thing for us without looking like jerks!"
  • Devon: "Oh for goodness sake! Why can't we, just the lougers, just go in there and tell him that a powerful High Council god is imprisoned in this thing and only his sword can free him!?"
  • Icky: "No, then he'll ask which one and who would want to imprison such?"
  • Devon: "Oh, dash it all! I thought I was onto something!"
  • Mantis: "Look, there's times where Arther isn't ALWAYS with that thing, right?"
  • Po: "Well really he can't sleep and answer nature's calls with a sword, right? So he's got to store it somewhere, right?"
  • Tigress: You guys aren't seriously thinking about stealing it, are you? That'll get us in even more trouble than ever.
  • Arnwall: (Scoffs) It's not like you insane bastards can just smash it with this 'stone' instead of the sword.... Oh, crap, did I actually just say that?
  • Cloakblade: Thanks for inadvertently helping us. And do not worry. We shall make sure you die a peaceful death when this is over. You have our words as epic heroes.
  • Arnwall:... I thought you said you wouldn't let me die.
  • Cloakblade: Well, it's not like we would let you be like THIS for the rest of your life, well, afterlife as it may be now. You have to be back to normal somehow, even if it means you have to die.
  • Arnwall:... Well, I am grateful for that. Thank you.
  • Cloakblade: A pleasure. (Bows)
  • Devon: I think that could work. Instead of using the sword, maybe we should use the stone it's bonded to. I don't know what will happen after that. Excalibur may light up for a short time, or the entire UUniverses could light up, but... Wait, why would Lamistan use a fusion battery to light the way to the next clue? Won't we need it later? What if the battery is supposed to power the next clue?
  • Xandy: Wait, what's this? Guys, I think we missed a clue. (She checks the bottom of the box, and finds that there is another fusion battery)... Well, I guess this answers our question.
  • Axxus: Well, I suppose we're off to this 'Camelot' place. (They blast out of the water, and into space, where they enter hyperspace)

Camelot.

  • The Ship is seen in the sky.
  • Lord BIAB: "Considering Lamistan knew better then to rile up locals, most likely he would hid the second battery in someplace remote, a place no one would dare touch."
  • Icky: "Aw, shit...... The Forbidden Forest. That nightmareish, surreal shithole!"
  • Sacen: "What's so bad about it?" (The forest vines suddenly reached towards them) HOLY BUTT SAUCE!!! (They move the ship in time to avoid the vines)
  • Spyro: Because it's enchanted.
  • Grinjis: Wow, only a wizard who's magic rotted his brain after years of living with it would make a forest like THIS enchanted.

Cutaway

  • Dead Wizard: (In his grave, suddenly gets punched out, and becomes a zombie) BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSS!!! BRAI--
  • Gravekeeper: OH MY, GOD, ZOMBIE!!! (Repeatedly stabs the zombie wizard until it dies) WHEW!

Outskirts of FF

  • Sam: If that's the case, then that must mean that the next clue is somewhere in the Forbidden Forest. We're gonna have to land the ship here and enter the forest.
  • Spyro: I'll even show you guys how to interact with the creatures here so we can be safe and get along faster.
  • Xandy: Oh, please. We can take care of ourselves. We didn't become heroes for nothing. Getting through this forest quickly will be easier than making pagoo.
  • Icky: What the heck is pagoo? There, see how you like it, producers?!?
  • MSM's Voice: And then Icky punched himself in the face. (Icky does just that)
  • Icky: OUCH! Not cool, man!
  • Xandy:... Whatever, we can get through that forest no matter how dangerous it is.

Forbidden Forest

  • Xandy: AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Tries swinging through the forest with the other HA heroes and the pirates, but all the obstacles catch them off guard) WHOA, WHOA, WATCH IT- (Gets smacked in the face by a live tree branch) OW! (Muffled) MMMPPH!! MMMMPPPPPPPHHHHHH!!!
  • The Lougers watch in a safe distence.
  • Icky: "..... Should we help them?"
  • Bagheera: "No. It's the only way they will learn, one way or the other."
  • Shifu: ".... This is more hilarious then I thought."
  • Magnum: (Even though she has magic, she is constantly getting tackled. One of them causes her to bounce across tree branch after tree branch, and she then falls to the ground) Ouch!
  • Vancer: "I think we're fine as long as we don't get hit in the-"
  • A Puncher vine smacks into Vancer's crotch!
  • Vancer: "OOOH?!"
  • Po: "His tenders, oh!"
  • Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
  • Zosimo: GET OFF, YOU LOUSY VINES! (The vines tangle him up, some of them get into his clothes, tickling him) (Laughs) GET YOUR RAPING VINES OFF OF ME, YOU- (Laughs, then he blasts them with his gun)... Hah! I'd like to see them top that- (A vine smacks him into the air, where he darts away) AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRrrrggghhhh! (All the HA Heroes and pirates get knocked to the ground together, and they moan in exhaustion)... (Suddenly, they see a tree falling towards them)
  • Xandy: Oh, shit! (They get squashed) OOF!
  • The HA heroes and the Pirates painfully got out of it.
  • Axxus: ".... How, did, we do?"
  • Shifu: "There is now, another level zero...."
  • Bagheera:... So, you can look out for yourself, can you?
  • Xandy: Okay, we were all at our 5th level of training during the time we started this mission, and we yet to cover training that protects us from violent plants, so don't blame us.
  • Spyro: "So, now do you guys need my help?"
  • Zosimo: "If, it promise less pain, why not?"
  • Aurlena: "(Slurred in pain) Is that the best you got, you weird, punching, plant things?"
  • Spyro: "The Pummel Flowers don't like to be prevoked like that."
  • Aurlena: "Oh, what could possability go wr-" (Suddenly, one of the Pummel Flowers grab her, and repeatedly smacks her on the ground) OOF-OW-OUCH-OW-OOF-OH MY, GO-OW-OOF-THAT'LL HURT IN THE MORNING-OW-OOF-OW-OUCH-PLEASE STOP-OW-OOF...

Later...

  • Aurlena: (Covered in bandages)... I'm in a large amount of pain.
  • Magnum: You still think you can fight?
  • Aurlena: I hope so. (Gets up, activates her gauntlets, and does fighting stances, but after 5 seconds, a crack is heard) AAHH!... I don't know if I can.
  • Spyro: Well, THAT'S what can possibly go wrong, Aurlena.
  • Aurlena: Okay, maybe we DO need more practice.
  • Icky: "It helps even more if you don't pick fights with strange flora or fauna. Trust me, you'll be less likely to get badly hurt that way."
  • Aurlena: Let's just get moving. It'll be a while for my wounds and injuries to heal. But I think I can still fight a bit. I'll have to resort to using my gauntlets' lasers and avoid pounding things.
  • SpongeBob: Then, let's go.

In the very centar of the Forbidden Forest.

  • Spyro: "Garrent never lets me approch the centar of the forbbidden forest... And not without reason. He said that it's a sacred ground of a tribe of forest trolls who dispise outsiders, who worship a nature spirit called "Gor-Mor-Dor". He said the trolls may be respondsable for the forest being like this as a mean to make sure their practices of nature magic remain undisterb by those that would never understand them."
  • Magnum: "Why would they think that?"
  • Spyro: "Because people think trolls are, normally by nature, complete idiots and are nothing but brutes. They think people would fear smart trolls because, something that's both strong and smart, and knows magic, to most people, would sound like something too dangerious to let live."
  • Magnum: "I see..... They fear of being judged for what they are, not for what their actions and moralliy are."
  • Devon: "Couldn't we just tell them we mean no harm?"
  • Spyro: "They don't speak english. They speak in some form of, undocumented troll languise."
  • Cornwall: Is there any way to communicate with them?
  • Spyro: Not without formal training. These trolls communicate through straight eye contact, body posture, and a primitive language. I was never able to complete my training on communicating with them because you came along. The 3 communication gestures are required. If you make a mistake, they'll take it as an offense, and attack.
  • Sparx: Do you think these guys have the clue we're looking for?
  • Spyro: Well, Garen told me that they did find something unusual. Something with bright lights and a navy blue coloration. They call it the "Onnoo Zagg", which means "Cold Sun" in their language. That is what we're after. But in order for us to get it, we have to convince the trolls that we mean no harm. And we have to do it the honest way. We approach them, and convince them in their language that the Onnoo Zagg is a machine that a pirate left as a clue for a Stargate. And since only I have enough experience to talk to them, then I must be the one to do it.
  • Axxus: Are you sure it'll work?
  • Spyro: Well, we have to try. If we fail to convince them, we fail this mission. This is our only chance to get the clue.
  • Cynder:... Well... Good luck out there.
  • Spyro: Okay. (Comes out into the center, standing his ground and waiting. In 2 seconds, a bunch of large trolls arrive with large spears)
  • Troll Chieftain: (Keeps eyes on Spyro, the same way Spyro does to him, makes strange gestures, and speaks in a primitive language)("Purple Dragon. State what you are here for immediately.")
  • Spyro:... ("Okay, here goes nothing. I hope this works)... (Does gestures, keeps eye contact, and speaks in same language) ("I come in peace. There is something you must know about Cold Sun")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("How is it you know about Cold Sun? Are you a spy?")
  • Spyro: ("No. The Cold Sun is, in fact, not a magic relic. It is a machine.")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("A machine? What is a machine?")
  • Spyro: ("It is an automated object meant to do a single job. You have found a machine.")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("What is Cold Sun's job?")
  • Sparx: (The group watches them communicate) I don't think I can watch this. Something is bound to happen.
  • Cynder: He'll get through it. I'm sure of it. He can do anything.
  • Spyro: "(I know this is gonna sound odd, in fact, very very hard to believe, but, the "cold sun" was left by a space pirate snake man that was leaving clues for a powerful portal capable to venture into many a universe.)"
  • Troll Chieftain: "(That does sound hard to believe, but, our ansisters did claim to see a giant flying sea vessal with a snake skull head at the front. We called it the "Skull in the sky".")
  • Spyro: ("So are you willing to show us Cold Sun?")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("Not yet. You have to prove we can trust you. Some we've come to trust have betrayed us. Are you alone?")
  • Spyro: ("No. There are more. But you have my word they mean no harm. We are trying to make sure this portal is safe from a bad guy.")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("If that is what you seek, then you may see the Cold Sun. Bring out the Cold Sun") (The other trolls bring out a small navy blue device with blue lights, and 2 circular battery slots)
  • Spyro: ("Thank you, Chieftain.") Alright, everyone, you can come out now.
  • Cynder: Do it gently, guys. (They slowly come out of the foliage)
  • Spyro: Don't worry. I've convinced them we mean no harm. Do we still have the fusion batteries?
  • Sacen: Yes. (She takes out the batteries)
  • Spyro: ("We may want to stand back. It could do anything.")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("We understand. Everyone stand back.") (Everyone stands back as Sacen puts the batteries into the device, and it suddenly lights up, and the hologram of a planet appears)... ("Amazing!")
  • Spyro:... This looks like some kind of planet.
  • Lord Shen: Well, now that I see it, it looks rather familiar. I... HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!! Do you guys know what this place is?!?
  • Patrick: Candy Land?
  • Lord Shen:... Really? Candy Land?... No, it's a world that the Darkspawn had wiped clean of life during the Second Cartoonian War. It's... it's... SKULLIAN PRIME!!!
  • Cynder: What? Skullian Prime? That's where one of the biggest battles in the Second Cartoonian War took place. No survivors were left after that battle.
  • Lord Shen: Yes. At first the story was great. But listening to how all the dragons that were killed by that planet's assumed destruction, it just gives me nightmares.
  • Axxus: Assumed destruction?
  • Spyro: That event was made into a dragon tragedy years ago. I read it when visiting the Chronicler once. The story was... It just gave me nightmares. It reminded me of the time me and Cynder had last defeated Malefor, because both suffered the same doomsday event. But we can't talk about it here. We have to get going. ("Thank you for your help, Chieftain")
  • Troll Chieftain: ("Anything for a Purple Dragon.")
  • Spyro: Let's go! (The group leaves, and after the Heroes and pirates get beaten up again by the forest, they make it to the ship, and blast off into space, and into hyperspace)

Hyperspace

  • Shifu:... Skullian Prime. One of the most horrible victims of the Second Cartoonian War. Oogway told me stories about it.
  • Baloo: Uh, most of us haven't exactly heard about the story of... Skullian Prime.
  • Sacen: I, for one, never noticed you guys had 2 Cartoonian Wars in the past. We've had 3 of them.
  • Xandy: We'd ask the story about those wars, but I'm more interested in the story of our final location.
  • Mad Hatter: As do I.
  • Cynder:... Well, okay. It's a world that suffered it's own Great Cleansing. Skullian Prime was originally named Skir Prime, and was once populated by dragons, specifically purple ones. It had the same community as the Dragon Realms, and it was just as peaceful. Then came... The Second Cartoonian War....

Flashback

  • (Cynder): Lord Cobra brought Malefor there so that he could ensure that he could test the Great Cleansing doomsday event. Yes, this world suffered The Great Cleansing, and unlike his first 2 attempts to pull it off on the Dragon Realms, This one... Was successful. Not even the strongest of heroes of the world were able to stop it. The Darkspawn armies were just too great. The Destroyers were protected entirely by the Darkspawn, and therefore, they successfully split the world apart. Meadows and parks turned into lava wastelands, monuments and temples crumbled to the ground, volcanic activity increased, earthquakes rocked the entire planet. Chaos ensued greatly, and it's vanguard was Malefor. Within the hour, Skir Prime was nothing more than debris flying through space. But the debris did reform the planet, but nothing was the same. Skir Prime was no more, and Skullian Prime was born. It served as the Darkspawn's main world until the War ended, leaving only a skattered left behind darkspawn warriors in the area, and leaving Skullian Prime to forever take Skir Prime's place.

Present

  • Cynder: That one major event had haunted me for certain nights where I feel guilty for all that I did while I was... Her. I think that Alternate UUniversal witch that gave Lamistan the curse, and of course Lamistan, had known that the Stargate would wind up crashing somewhere on Skullian Prime, and after years, would be buried under cooled brimstone and ashes.
  • Icky: ".... Jesus......... If that wasn't the last strew for the High Council, then I don't know WHAT was!"
  • Cynder: "Well..... It was one of them, next to Mang corrupting Shen, and what became of Radient Garden."
  • Spyro looked more depressed.
  • Spyro: "...... An entire community of Purple Dragons.... Wasted....."
  • Icky: "Oh, boy. Is this another of his "being part of a nearly dead legacy" deals again?"
  • Spyro: "........ First the Chinese Purple Dragon...... Then the Sea and Island Purple Dragons....... Now, this......"
  • Sparx: "D'oh, isn't it enough your depressed about that big ape, now your upset about something that happened some time ago?"
  • Spyro: "That, something, could've been prevented, if I kept Cynder away from Mang and those others! All of the dishasters of the second war, could've been stopped! Why, the damn war itself would've never happened if I just kept Cynder away from him! Then, Skullian wouldn't've become......."
  • Icky: "A total mess?"
  • Lord Shen: "A virtually dead planet?"
  • Patrick: "A dump?"
  • Pain: "All of the above?"
  • Spyro: "....... Dead......."
  • Icky: "That was, sort'of my next guess."
  • Spyro ran off!
  • Cynder: "..... Spyro....."
  • Squidward: "He's depressed of being with a mostly killed off breed of dragon again."
  • Tuilo: "Can he help it when the closest he'll ever get to interact with a member of dragons like him, is trapped in a hell-like place and is a giant jerk?"
  • Axxus: "..... Uh, how's about we, take a momentarly break before we complete our quest? I assume it's a very far place."
  • Longbeard: "Yeah. We're all exhuasted."
  • Cynder sighed.

Room.

  • Spyro stared blankly into the window into space.
  • Spyro: ".........."
  • Cynder sees him.
  • Cynder sighed.
  • Cynder: "What can I do?"
  • Soothsayer came in.
  • Cynder: "Spyro is already distressed about what he is, and that many purple dragons are either dead, corrupted, can't be found, or are not Dragon Realmian. It all started about some chinese boogie elk killing off a family guardian, then followed by a deceptful merpony poisoning the sea purple dragon, then having rouge sailers kill the Island Purple dragon..... Now, this...... I am not sure Spyro could handle being part of a breed of dragon that's practicly beyond endangered spieces levels. Spyro, has been through hell..... And I mostly contributed in it.... I may've not even gotten involved in the Skir Prime mess, but, I can't help but to feel, If I had never agreed to listen to Mang, none of this would've happened..... This is why I am fearful of what everyone will say to me about who I was.... I did, unforgiveable things. I did things that makes me unworthy yo have great friends like the lougers, and any we have postitive interactions with. That hermit was right. I can never hide who I once was, or the things that I could've prevented if I just avoided father Mang....."
  • Soothsayer: It wasn't entirely your fault. People who are controlled by dark forces to do bad things. You couldn't help it. Your corruption was just too great for you to resist. Sure the fall of Atlantis was your fault, sure the death of Ariel's mother was your fault, sure the corruption of a humble pterosaur was your fault, but all that is in the past. What you and Spyro must worry about is the future.
  • Cynder:... Soothsayer... We've got to win this mission. If anything mentally horrible were to happen to Spyro, it would might as well hurt me, too. We've been together for quite some time. So... Is there any future... Where we win this mission?
  • Soothsayer:... Yes. But where there is going to be a victory, there will always be death.
  • Cynder:... Can you tell who will die?
  • Soothsayer: I can't nessersarly say. The future still has a way to surprise even me.
  • Cynder: Alright, sorry I asked. I'd better go and cheer up Spyro. (Walks up to Spyro) Spyro, are you okay?
  • Spyro: Yeah, I am. But... I just can't accept the fact that purple dragons are constantly suffering death. You and I never knew our real parents, and we don't know if they're alive or not, nor will we ever see them again. I dream about my parents sometimes, and sometimes, I see them being killed. What if... What if purple dragons are beginning to lose their legacies? What if I end up like you or Malefor? What if... I really am like him?
  • Cynder: Spyro, I know things are looking dark in our pasts, but you still have a family that looks out for you, and are willing to make sure you don't go down the wrong path. You were there for me when I was in danger. You saved me from death when you first cured me from my darkness. You still cared about me when I was falling under Malefor's corruption. We've defeated a countless number of villains for years, and always came out on top... With a few casualties. But with determination like that... I don't think you'll be going anywhere.
  • Spyro:... (Hugs Cynder)
  • Sparx: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
  • Spyro/Cynder: SPARX!
  • Sparx: I'm going, I'm going! (Flies off)
  • Spyro:... Do you think we'll stop Rarxter?
  • Cynder: Trust me, Rarxter is soon gonna be another defeated threat, but I promise you we'll get through with this. Together. (They hug again)... Let's go. (They both leave)

Skullian Prime Space

  • Axxus: (The SS Axxus exits hyperspace, and arrives at the planet, which is dark red, and filled with brown smoggy clouds) Planet ho!
  • Lord Shen: Alright. This is our final location. This is where the Stargate is located. Is everyone ready?
  • Icky is over the toply dressed like there's a zombie apocolise.
  • Icky: "There better not be zombies there.... Or Darkspawn..... Or Darkspawn zombies..... Or Zombie Darkspawn, or-"
  • Lord Shen: "Trust me, Prehistoric one! Left-behind darkspawn are the least of our worries. They're no true threat without Malefor or a high ranking Darkspawn Lord. The only worry that exists is volcanic activity."
  • Arnswall: "And the Lamistan curse."
  • Lord BIAB: "This planet has an incrised unrest in it. Is it really adviseable to persue this even further?"
  • Axxus: "If it means getting there before Rarxter, then I'm prepared for everything!"

Skullian Prime.

  • A Darkspawnifived city is seen.
  • The S.S. Axxus lands.
  • Axxus: "Sacen, this is best something the crew has to stay behind. You and I are finishing this togather."
  • Sacen: "Yes sir."
  • Icky: "Ok, Axy, the last riddle?"
  • Axxus brings it out.
  • Axxus: "Ok..... "You come so far, you come so wide. You best oughtta hide, from a fate darker then the planet's history. For you see, I brought forth, a speical playmate waiting to slow down progress. A beast of anichent history, modeled with designs of the future."....... Oh, now what is Lamistan trying to pull?"
  • A roar was heard!?
  • Axxus: ".... Oh dear."
  • Axxus, Sacen, the HA, and the Lougers get off!
  • Axxus: "BIAB! GET THE SHIP OUT OF HERE!?"
  • Lord BIAB: "But it's inadviseable to abandon you he-"
  • Axxus: "THAT'S AN ORDER?!"
  • Lord BIAB sighed.
  • Lord BIAB: "Aye-aye, captain."
  • The Ship blasted off!
  • Icky: "WHY DID YOU TELL HIM TO DITCH US?!"
  • The Roar grew louder!?
  • Axxus: "Because I didn't want whatever's making the roar come after my crew as well!"
  • Earthquake like shakes are heard.
  • Chi Fu whimpered and hide in an abandon building!
  • Axxus: "..... Typical Lamistan.... You never just hand out your prizes. You have to make things complincated."
  • Suddenly, a series of buildings being destroyed, reveils a giant, cyorgedised Darkspawn Ogre appearing forth, ROARING!
  • Shrek: "HOW WAS HE ABLE TO FREE A DARKSPAWN AND MAKE, THAT?!"
  • Lord Shen: "It could've been a left-behind and Lamistan used it to his advantaged!"
  • Spongebob: "Either way, (Brings out his karate gear) It's time to roll out some Shell Louger can of pain to this horned bully!"
  • The Darkspawn Ogre readies his blast cannon!
  • Max: INCOMING MAJOR PAIN ALERT!!!
  • Lord Shen: I don't think so! (Takes out his cannon, and when the Ogre fires, Lord Shen fires, and both blasts collide with each other, causing an explosion)
  • Boss Wolf: Nice shot, sir!
  • Ogre: (Monsterous Voice) TARGETS CONFIRMED!!! (Runs towards them)
  • Spyro: (Breathes ice at the Ogre's feet, immobilizing him. Then he breathes fire on one of his legs, which oddly enough, burns away his skin, revealing Makuta-like machinery)... What? (Breathes fire on the other leg, the 2 arms, and the torso of the ogre, revealing it to be a giant cybernetic monster with the head of a Darkspawn ogre)
  • Fidget: WHOA!
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
  • Private: (Faints)
  • Max: EEEWWW!!! THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING!!!
  • Shifu: One of Makuta's old cybernetic creations, no doubt.
  • Skipper: No kidding! Something that Emperor Fang and/or Dark Dragon might've missed.
  • Cynder: (Flies up with Spyro) I'm with you on this battle, Spyro.
  • Spyro: Thanks. Let's go! (Spyro breathes fire on the Ogre Robot, but the metal is fireproof) Curses, this monster being made of metal! That was always a serious problem in my classic series!
  • Cynder: Even my powers are useless! (The Ogre Cyborg smacks Spyro and Cynder to the ground, burying them deep in the ground in a crater, and the Ogre Cyborg roars)
  • Melman: Wha-wha-wha-wha-what're we gonna do?!?
  • Ogre Cyborg: (Jumps into the air, and the Lodgers dodge it before he pound the ground in an earth-shaking tremor) MUST ELIMINATE TARGETS!
  • Xandy: (Takes out her pistol) Explosive!
  • Oalanx Pistol: Explosive activated! (Fires a grenade at the Ogre Cyborg, and it does moderate damage)
  • Xandy: We need to use explosives much bigger than grenades!
  • Lord Shen: I got it this! (Fires his cannon, and it does moderate damage) WOLVES, FIRE!!! (Multiple cannons do a great deal of damage, but the Ogre Cyborg smashes them all)
  • Sam: (He and Max take out their rocket launchers, and it does small damage)
  • Spyro:... (Notices the Lodgers and Heroes throwing explosives at the Ogre Cyborg, then notices a small lava geyser with weak stability)... HEY, UGLY! (The Ogre Cyborg sees him, and runs towards him)... That's right, come and get some. (He steps on the unstable geyser, then Spyro uses his earth ability to burst the geyser, then the whole geyser shoots lava all over the Ogre Cyborg)... That's enough of that. (Suddenly, a different kind of roar is heard. A cybernetic-like roar, and out from the Ogre Cyborg's head pops out a small Makuta robot. The robot points at Spyro, then Spyro makes a 'Me?' gesture, then the robot does a 'slit the throat' gesture, then Spyro does an 'I don't know' gesture)
  • Robot: (Laughs out loud, and goes back into the Ogre Cyborg, and the Ogre Cyborg pops out from the lava, and roars while being covered in lava)
  • Spyro: HOLY CRAP!!! CYNDER, WATCH OUT! (He grabs Cynder, and they avoid the Ogre Cyborg's attack)
  • Po: Who the heck was that other robot?
  • Spyro: I don't know, but it really creeped me out.
  • Marty: "We did everything to that thing and it's still alive!?"
  • Lord Shen: "There's nothing worse then a stubben monster?!"
  • Spyro begins to think about how to take down the Borg Ogre. Then Spyro sees an extra protacted covering on the chest where a heart would rest.
  • Spyro: I got it. (Shoots a fireball at the chest, and it hits the electrical core of the Ogre Cyborg)
  • Sandy: BULLSEYE! (The Ogre Cyborg falls flat on the ground, and explodes, spreading various parts, and the Ogre Head falls right in front of them, as blood pours from the wiring)
  • Max: (Barfs)
  • Robot: I have to say, I am impressed. (Everyone looks at him) But this adventure isn't over, you know. You still have to deal with me! (Takes out a taser, but before he can fire, Xandy fires an explosive at him, and it attaches to his chest)... Oh, fu- (He explodes)
  • Xandy: (Chuckles) Loser!
  • Spyro: HAH! I'm not like other purple dragons. I have proven to be the apex fighter.
  • Sparx: Okay, don't over do it.
  • Spyro: Okay. Let's go find this Stargate. I don't care if this curse will do anything to kill us all, this ends here and now. (They all leave, but little do they know is that in space, a large golden spaceship is seen)
  • Rarxter: (Chuckles) Thank you for leading me to the Stargate, you gullible fools. When I get my... Uh... What the heck are these called, hooves? No, not hooves, hands? Definitely not. Oh, THINGS, on that Stargate, I will be able to rob EVERY rich world in the UUniverses. Every coin, every dollar, every dime! (Laughs, and they blast off towards the planet)

Town center.

  • Icky: "I have been wondering. What if that, monster, wasn't the only left behind here?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's a concerning thought that the High Council may not have did a through enough job to eradicate these monsters. We will have to warn them of this so efforts will be made to cleanse this mess of a planet for good once this is all over."
  • Axxus: "For now, your monster friends are the least of our concerns. We need to find Lamistan's gate, and prevent it's misuse from Rarxter."
  • Shifu: "We need to think like Lamistan. If we were in his position, or if that stuff about the police force hiding the Stargate is still true, where would the stargate be hidden?"
  • Axxus: ".... The most dangerious, unapprouchable place of any planet, espeically this."
  • Everyone looks to see an omimous volcano with a mouth simular to the Mountain of Malefor.
  • Icky: "..... A volcano...... It had, to be, a Volcano...... Well, shit-tacos!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Is it even possable to hide a advance device inside a volcano?"
  • Icky: "Well, maybe like the one in the planet of the ickys, it has a hidden cave complex."
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, it's easy. I've been through a volcano once.
  • Squidward: Yeah, IN A GAME!!!
  • SpongeBob: It still counts.

Volcano

  • Shifu: I have heard stories about this very volcano. Darkspawn had called it 'Mt. Vulcanus'. Said to contain a Destroyer which serves as a guardian for all the relics that were stored inside the halls. But now that the Darkspawn are gone, the relics were sent to the Darkspawn Museum. Oddly enough, one of those relics was Zuhrontimon's Crown.
  • Mimi: STILL hate that guy!
  • Icky: "Damn it Mimi, the guy's not a darkspawn anymore! He's not even bully evil these days! Sheesh!"
  • Sparx: But... What does the Destroyer do now? (Everyone wonders for a while)
  • Cynder:... (Gulps) Okay, I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this.
  • Spyro: Just stay close to us, and we'll be fine.
  • They enter.
  • Cynder: (Gets uneasy with the Darkspawn symbols embroidered on the walls of the tunnels)...
  • Magnum: Wow. I had no idea these 'Darkspawn' you told us about before had great hieroglyphics.
  • Cynder: Oh, they're not much to them. It takes years for mortals to understand what they mean. And trust me when I say, I don't think people even WANT to.
  • Vancer: "So, exactly where did this "Vulcanus" name came from?"
  • Merlin: "Legend says that it is name after the same Destroyer that houses this volcano."
  • Icky: "Ok, I have a nitpick. If Lamistan did brought the Stargate here, was it when it was still Skir Prime, or when it was during the Darkspawn golden age?"
  • Iago: It was probably because Lamistan DIDN'T bring the Stargate there in the first place.
  • Shifu: Probably. He knew from Skullera that he didn't need to hide it there. We already covered that she was psychic, so she would've known that the Villains Act would accidentally send it plummeting to Skullian Prime, where it landed somewhere into Mt. Vulcanus. The Darkspawn must've assumed it to be a Darkspawn relic, and told Vulcanus to guard it.
  • Cynder: Okay, I'm starting to get scared of thinking about the Destroyer. Me and Spyro were unable to take down our world's destroyer, so what if we come across it? We might not be able to defeat it.
  • Spyro: It's going to be alright, Cynder. You're probably just on edge because we inside a darkspawnic vulcano.
  • Sacen: I hope so. Depending on how big this 'Destroyer' is.
  • Sparx: Oh, it's big. REALLY big. 50 stories high, I think. It's slow, but it's goddamn powerful.
  • Axxus: Yikes. I wouldn't want to meet that in it's drunk days.
  • Icky: "Nor would you anyway when it's sober."
  • SpongeBob: Wow, everybody's getting hysterical around here, huh?
  • Sandy: Yeah. We need to do this. It's the only chance we've got of making sure this curse doesn't get out.
  • Spyro: Well, good, because I think we're almost there. (They see the end of the tunnel) Come on! (They all run towards the end, and find a cave with a pool of lava surrounded by rock platforms, and at the very end, something is seen in the weak ground)... Guys, I think that might be the Stargate over there. We gotta get over there. (Our heroes quickly reach where the Stargate is buried. Suddenly, the roof of the cave is smashed to bits by none other than Rarxter, who's in his new Hoverpounder)
  • Axxus: OH, GODDAMN IT, RARXTER, HOW DID YOU FIND US?!?
  • Merlin: And how can you be sure I won't turn your machine into pointless stuff agai-
  • Scroopfan: "Sorry Merlin. The Plot forbids it this time. Just be glad it also forbids Rarxter to steal it unless you try to use it."
  • Merlin: "Oh, dash it all!"
  • Rarxter: I assure you, it wasn't that hard to follow you guys. AUU Grand Council is coming to have a private meeting with the High Council and they had arrived in the Dynasty
  • Axxus:... AARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! YOU SNUCK ABOARD, DIDN'T YOU, YOU BIG DAMN CHEATING FART-FACE?!?
  • Rarxter: What kind of pirate would I be if I WASN'T smart? Well, magic won't save you this time, fools! That Stargate is MINE! (The 4 arms of the Hoverpounder crack it's 'knuckles', and prepare to be used) Prepare to die!
  • Suddenly, The Destroyer of Vulcanus rose from the lava.
  • Rarxter: "... I just never seem to catch a break, huh?"
  • Rarxter jumps out, leaving three Hexillas behind!
  • One of the Hexrillas: "CAPTAIN!? WHAT ABOUT US?!"
  • Rarxter: "I ain't messing with no demon!"
  • The Vulcanus Destroy grabs the Hoverpounder, and eats it with the unluky screaming hexrillas onboard!
  • Soothsayer: "Huh.... How lucky. The only ones dying were three un-named henchmen."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but they could be related to Spova or her friends."
  • Rarxter: "Don't worry, not ALL of the Hexrillas are related to them. Those guys were merely hired goons. The ape familes I helped are not even THAT large. The Majority of my crew are the scum and criminals of the Hexrilla race! But enough talk! I don't need stupid machines anyway! I'll deal with you myself Axxus, and this time, your stupid friends are forbidden to interfear!"
  • Axxus: "Fine. My skills inprooved from the rookie you fought...."
  • Rarxter: "I noticed. But your not exactly young either, Axxus. I mean, your not THAT old, but you are slightly past your prime."
  • Axxus: "Are we gonna do this or what, Neanut eater?!"
  • Rarxter: "Ok, ok, yeesh! Just adding some drama, calm down!"
  • Axxus and Rarxter readied their swords, as the Vulcanus destroyer sees them, and attempts to grab them to devour as well!
  • Icky: "LOOK OUT?! GIANT MONSTER BEING GRABBY ON YOUR SIX!?"
  • Axxus: (He and Rarxter dodge the Destroyer's attack, and they start their duel) You have no idea what you're doing, Rarxter! If you get that Stargate, you could cast a curse on us all.
  • Rarxter: HAH! A curse, give me a break. You're not gonna stop me either way. Soon, all the treasure in the UUniverses will be mine once I get that Stargate out of the ground.
  • Axxus: And how are you gonna do that? You've lost your Hoverpounder.
  • Rarxter: Oh, I've got a plan. (The Destroyer prepares to smash them, and Rarxter positions himself near the buried Stargate, and then dodges in time to avoid the Destroyer's attack, which smashes the Stargate out of the ground) HAH! Easy.
  • Axxus: CHEATER!!! Cheater, cheater, cheater!
  • Spyro: Come on, he needs our help!
  • Spova: RARXTER! (She attacks him with a vibrosword, and Rarxter kicks her at the ledge of the platform close to the lava)
  • Rarxter: How classic of you and your friends, my dear Spova. To betray me after all I did for you.
  • Spova: Oh, sure, like leaving us to be caught by the heroes? Well, I've got news for you, Rarxter, there's NO way I'll forgive you for that. You aren't laying a... Thing... On that Stargate.
  • Rarxter: Just watch me.
  • Cyona: (She, Byrn, and Spova point their vibroswords at him) Oh, we'll watch you, alright. We'll watch you lose. (An attack from the Destroyer catches them off guard, and Rarxter manages to escape them)
  • Byrn: GET HIM!
  • Spyro: DON'T LET HIM GET TO THE STARGATE!
  • Baloo: (Grabs him by the tusks) The Bear Necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground! (Punches him in the face, and he hits the ground)
  • Rarxter: OUCH! (Suddenly, the Destroyer barfs lava, and the Lodgers and heroes dodge it in time as it roars) HAH! (Continues heading for the Stargate)
  • Merlin: Not so fast! (Uses his magic to create a brick wall, but Rarxter rams through it) Dang it!
  • Spyro: (Breathes fire at Rarxter, and lit his pants on fire!)
  • Rarxter: "YOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH?!"
  • Rarxter was able to put the fire out!
  • Rarxter: "Your a dick for doing that, ya know that, right?"
  • Rarxter resumes his advance!
  • Xandy: Rapid fire!
  • Gun Voice: Rapid fire activated. (Xandy fires rapid-fire plasma blasts, but Rarxter dodges them, barely)
  • Rarxter: "QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT QUIT IT?!"
  • Xandy: Explosive!
  • Gun Voice: Explosive activated. (Xandy fires a grenade, but Rarxter grabs the grenade, and aimed to throw it to the middle of the platform, but it explouded too soon, making Rarxter look like an idiot.)
  • Rarxter: "..... Owch......"
  • The Destroyer sees all the Lodgers and Heroes act, but Spyro uses his ice breath to freeze his mouth up before he can barf lava. But the Destroyer dips the ice in the lava, and melts it
  • Spyro: (Shrugs, then he flies to the back of the Destroyer) Cynder, stop Rarxter! I'll hold off the Destroyer! (He uses his earth ability to disorientate and break apart some parts of the Destroyer)
  • Cynder: (Flies towards Rarxter, and uses her fear ability to stop him, and she attacks him) You're not touching that Stargate!
  • Crane: (Flies toward the two of them, and starts helping Cynder)
  • Rarxter: GET OFF ME!
  • Cloakblade: You've lost, Rarxter. You're not going anywhere.
  • Spyro: GUYS, HAVE YOU GOT HIM? I CAN'T HOLD THIS THING OFF MUCH LONGER! (Exhausts his energy with one last earth tremor onto the Destroyer, and the Destroyer pushes Spyro off of him, and Cynder grabs him before he can hit the lava)... Thanks, Cynder. (They get back to Rarxter) Alright, Rarxter, enough is enough. (The Destroyer comes towards them and prepares to smash the platform)
  • Aurlena: Somebody give me a boost!
  • Tigress: HYAH! (Throws Aurlena towards the Destroyer, and in slow motion, she uses her gauntlets to smash part of the Destroyer's face off, and Aurlena lands safely onto the platform)
  • Aurlena: Is it still standing?
  • Tigress: Barely. We might've taken away his lava barf, but we can't take away his brutality. (The Destroyer roars at them)
  • Spyro: I need to replenish my energy! I can't use my powers.
  • Icky: And the van with the emergency power gems is with the SS Axxus. We're done for.
  • ???: Not today. (The SS Axxus arrives and 2 of the robots pilot the van to them)
  • Dim Tim: Anyone need some gems?
  • Axxus: Beetle-Bloob, Dim-Tin Can!
  • Spyro: (Flies into the van, and colored glows are seen inside, and Spyro comes out with replenished energy)
  • Axxus: LORD BIAB! ORDER THE ROBOTS TO FIRE FULL FORCE!
  • Lord BIAB: Aye-aye, sir! OPEN FIRE! (The SS Axxus and the van fire their weapons, doing damage to the Destroyer)
  • Rarxter: YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN STOP ME, MISFITS?!? (Presses a button on his wrist with his trunk)
  • Magnum:.... What did you just do? (Suddenly, a loud spaceship sound is heard, and the Golden Touch appears).... Ask a stupid question, Penelope, you get a stupid answer.
  • Rarxter: You like my ship? I call her the Golden Touch. And it's gonna kick your ass! (The Golden Touch fires missiles at the Lodgers and heroes, forcing them to dodge, causing them to lose their grip on Rarxter, and allowing Rarxter to finally make it to the Stargate) HAH! In your FACES! Victory is mine! (Presses a button on the Stargate)
  • Spyro: Oh, no! We're too late!
  • Rarxter: No need to state the obvious, my boy! It's as clear as the sun in the sky! This Stargate is gonna earn me a massive fortune. You two are coming with me back to Urex, where you're gonna get the punishment you deserve.
  • Axxus: You... Your with Foul Cheese? YOU SIDED WITH A TYRANT GOVENOR!? YOU ALREADY BIG INSULT TO YOUR ANSISTERY?! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, RARXTER!
  • Rarxter: I already have. I have the Stargate. What're you gonna do now?
  • ???: Stupid little fool.
  • Rarxter: "Hey!? I am not stupid! I just won!?"
  • Suddenly, A near Titanic Skeletal Man-Snake Skeleton came forword from the portal.
  • ???: "The Stargate, is mine.... And, MINE ALONE!?"
  • Rarxter: "Oh, you think your so smart Axxus, asking your wizard friends to try and scare me with the myth! Can't you accept that I won already?!"
  • ???: "Fool. You didn't won at all."
  • Rarxter: "Proof it?!"
  • The Figure laughed, as this came forth. It was the Skeletal Body of Lamistan, for real.
  • Rarxter: "..... Lamistan? No, your suppose to be dead! And that, legend about you, is suppose to be a myth?!"
  • Lamistan laughed!
  • Lamistan: "My Legacy and curse... It's more then just fairy tales and ghost stories... It's a reality."
  • Rarxter now regrets his mistake.
  • Rarxter: "Lamistan, I'm sorry! I'm, sorry for disterbing your rest! It's just that, I, thought you wouldn't mind to allow me to use your stargate so, I can benifit from it through cash?"
  • Lamistan: "And to do so, you cheated against the REAL finders, and winners, of my Stargate!?"
  • Axxus: "I always tried to warn him! Cheaters never prosper!"
  • Lamistan: "It is they I want to find the Stargate and turn it on so I can have the desendent of my best crew member, Axxus, and his friends as part of my crew and began a new reign, and turn this demonfived planet into a new Arca! But you had to come and cheat, cheat, CHEAT?! I, HATE, CHEATERS?!"
  • Rarxter: "No no no, please! Pirates are suppose to be cheaters, yes?"
  • Lamistan: "BUT IN YOUR CASE, IT'S UNACCEPTABLE, EVEN TO A PIRATE?! It was they who figured out my riddles, and risked their crediability to the planet-lubbers to try and get rid of my unbreakable curse, and you loosed it up, desentent of the pirate respondsable for taking away my pirate lord status?!"
  • Rarxter: "Morxtar was respondsable for the pirate rebelian?"
  • Lamistan: "I never forget his stench. AND YOU, REAK OF IT?! Why Skullera picked YOU and tainted you with her magic to make you willing to try and find me, is beyond even my brillent knowledge!"
  • Rarxter suddenly realises.
  • Rarxter: "The old dinosaur..... Tricked me....."
  • Lamistan: "Dark magilo users are a tricky sort. But at least I appresiate that she wants me to carry out her plans to use me as the chaos of both universes! Her decption, I can begrudingly forgive! Yours? I, think, not!"
  • Rarxter: "AGGH!? (To a radio) Pilot! Shoot him down now! Please! Shoo-"
  • Lamistan quickly turns and blasts down the Golden Touch, which crashes down into the Vulcanus Destroyer, hopefully bring it down for good, in an epic exploudion!?
  • Rarxter stared shocked, as did the heroes.
  • Rarxter: "..... What...... What have I done......?"
  • Lamistan: "Metathoricly.... (Grabs Rarxter) You just killed BOTH universes, you greedy, selfish, idiot?!"
  • Rarxter slowly starts to become like Arnswall!
  • Rarxter: "AXXUS!? I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING!? I DIDN'T REALLY KILLED YOUR WIFE!? I JUST PLACED HER IN A CURSED SLEEP THAT THE WITCH GAVE ME SO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE SHE DIED, TO TRICK YOU INTO BURYING HER ALIVE?!"
  • Axxus: ".... She's..... Alive........ SHE'S ALIVE?! Uh oh..... She is gonna give me an earfull for this."
  • Rarxter: "DON'T WORRY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLEANSE HER BODY, AND IT'LL BE LIKE I NEVER HARMED HER?! I'M SORRY!? I'LL GIVE UP PIRACY FOR GOOD?! JUST PLEASE, DON'T LET THIS BE THE END OF RARXT-"
  • Rarxter completely turns into a mindless Skelital pirate, who Lamistan then tosses away from him.
  • Lamistan: "Now, for the real prize of mine! Get ready to become part of my crew, Axxus. THE CREW, OF THE DEAD?!"
  • Suddenly, the portal begins to spawn Lamistan's undead crew!

Chapter 6: The Curse of Lamistan

  • Icky: "Aw, shit."
  • Spova: "Guys, we need to help our family!"
  • Merlin: "After an exploudion like that, there's little chance they would even still be ali--"
  • ???: SOMEBODY HELP US! (They see that the Golden Touch still has a few survivors, some including Spova's mother and father, Byrn's father and mother, and Cyona's mother and father)
  • Byrn: You were saying?
  • Merlin: (Sighs) I got it. (Teleports them all to their location)
  • Spova: Mother, Father! You're both okay! (The family members hug)
  • Byrn and Cyona did the same!
  • Lamistan: Enough of this reconciling! It's time that I took my prize and fast. (He grabs and taints Axxus with the curse, turning him into another skelital pirate!)
  • Sacen: DADDY! NO!
  • Axxus: "..... This is, interesting..... So this what it would be like to be nothing but bones...."
  • Lamistan: Sorry, child. But your father is with me now. Like it or not, he and Rarxter are going to help me rule BOTH UUniverses as a result of my freedom. I shall spare you so I can have the pleasure of seeing ye' fall in misery. The rest of you, I'll collect when I feel like it. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time I went to Ardalicron so I can get started. I wanted to turn this place in my new Arca, but again, THIS stupid pacuderm caused a change in plans! It's been fun, but it's time my legacy, begins anew. (Takes Rarxter and Axxus as He and the undead crew with him went through the Stargate, with the stargate itself vanishing)
  • Sacen:... Daddy... (Falls to her knees and cries)
  • Xandy: Sacen, it's gonna be okay.
  • Sacen: What if I never see him again?
  • Xandy: You WILL see him again. I promise you. It's up to us to get your mother back, too.
  • Icky: "Yeah, and no sudden infaverable plot twist is gonna-"
  • Suddenly, Foul Cheese's imperial forces, High Council Ships, and The Dynasty appear.
  • Voice: "ATTENTION CONSPIRITERS?! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!?"
  • Icky: "..... Aw, shit."
  • Govener Foul Cheese appears.
  • Foul Cheese: "So, that Skullera woman was right! Axxus has turned our heroes against us, and tricked them to help Lamistan, and doomed us all!"
  • The Dragon Guardians and all members of the High Council, espeically Celestia and Luna, and a pretty tricked off Grand Council, have appeared.
  • Icky: "Well this went to shit very quickly!"
  • Sacen: "That witch Skullera did this!?"
  • Warson: "What is the meaning of this?! We asked you to help Foul Cheese against his pirate problem, and here you are, turning traitor and helping pirates uncover a cursed stargate?!"
  • Ignitus: "And I demand to know WHY are you in this restricted planet?! Don't you know there are left behind darkspawn we're still trying to banish?!"
  • Xandy: "Hey, at least we took one of them down. Two if you can tecnecally count that destroyer monster."
  • Foul Cheese: "First you failed to stop ONE simple pirate, and now, this. If you thought me threating to end the finiacel support of the trope to the Grand Council and you idiots were bad enough, wait until you see what we have instore for you?! Shell Lougers, Heroes Act, just what do you have to say for yourselves?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Tecnecly, this not a good time to complain about this, I mean, shouldn't we be concerned that EVIL CURSED SKELITAL ZOMBIE PIRATE ABOUT TO FUCK BOTH OUR UNIVERSES?!"
  • Iago: " I side with the wolf. Couldn't we save our own possable punishments, AFTER, we stop a cursed pirate skeleton from looting us blind AND TURNING US INTO MONSTERS?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "We'll stop this, "Lam-I-Stan", soon enough! Right now, we want to punish the idiots respondsable for causing this mess to begin with!?"
  • Cheese's imperial forces and Blood Gush surrounded the heroes.
  • Foul Cheese: "What do you deserters have to say now?"
  • Sacen: "YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HIRED RARXTER TO CHASE US TO NO END TO BEGIN WITH, YOU HYPOCRITE!? YOUR JUST AS RESPONDSABLE FOR THIS AS RARXTER WAS!?"
  • High Council and Grand Council look at Foul Cheese confusingly, but Cheese stood calm.
  • Foul Cheese: "(Laughs), Typical pirate. They always say things to save their own skins. Sad really."
  • Everyone, espeically Celestia, doesn't look at all convince.
  • Sacen: "I am telling the truth! We came here to try and stop the curse, but Rarxter ruined it cause he was trying to bring us to you! You hypocritical pirate hater! You dare say you hate pirates and yet to made a deal with one?! My father is now cursed to be a skeletal monster now thanks to you?! You self-centared, arragant, bas-"
  • Foul Cheese stabs Sacen in the gut with his lazer sword!
  • Everyone but his imperials gasps.
  • Foul Cheese: "No one, likes, a lier."
  • Foul Cheese takes the lazer out, with Sacen flopped into the floor, slowly dying.
  • Foul Cheese: "So, are the rest of the scum being arrested or what?"
  • Ignitus: "Govener, what you did to the poor girl was extremely un-nessersary!"
  • Foul Cheese: "She's nothing but criminal scum. A pirate. Pirates, are a dying breed. And as a being belonging to the saginger catagory, I felt it is nessersary to, be present when it dies, then for me to, shall we say, clean it up."
  • Warson: "All the same though, Cheeseworth, she was merely a child, well, teen at the least. Surely she desevred a more kinder punishment then tha-"
  • Foul Cheese: "DOES THE GRAND COUNCIL WANT TO STAY FUNDED?!"
  • Warson: "..... Yes?"
  • Foul Cheese: "Then do me a faver, and HAVE THESE TRAITERS AND THEIR CRIMINAL FRIENDS ARRESTED?!"
  • Warson: "..... Allow us to heal the poor girl's wounds, and, we'll get our answers soon enough."
  • Foul Cheese: "..... Fair enough."
  • Spyro: "Councils, please listen to us! This only happened cause Foul Cheese had to drag Rarxter into this?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "SILENCE?! I will tolerate no more lying! Chain them up?!"
  • The Imperial guards began to grab and chain up the heroes!
  • Foul Cheese: "And as for that Stargate, I have the holograthic map. He won't be able to teleport with ithe Stargate without the map. He may've been able to return to Arca without the map, but he's basicly trapped."
  • Warson: "Govenor, before you consider anything RASH, let's at least talk to them first."
  • Ignitus: "I agree. The Lougers tend to work in unexpected ways. I'm sure they have a perfectly good reason commiting, very risky endevors."
  • Foul Cheese: "SILENCE?! BOTH OF YOU?! I AM DOING THIS MY WAY!? SO THE BOTH OF YOU, SILENCE?!"
  • ???: "Stop?!"
  • Suddenly, a hooded, robe magic user appeared.
  • Everyone gasped at the presence of this new arrival!
  • ???: "You are blaming the wrong people."
  • Foul Cheese: "Who are you?! Who dares obstruct justise?!"
  • ???: "You are being victims of the Witch Skullera, who awaits in Arca! The witch, I am trying to catch to bring back to the great Magilo council to be met with justice!"
  • Warson: "You use light Magilo? Who are you?"
  • ???: "You may refer me as (revils her hood) Samantha."
  • Foul Cheese: "I don't care if your a goddess, wrench! These people are traiters, and no one, is standing in the way of me finally destroying the pirate desiese for good!"
  • Samantha: Alright, everyone. ALL of you. Take the time to ask yourselves this: Why does Foul Cheese hate pirates? Why is he willing to get rid of them? What gives him the right to do these awful things, like taxing the soul out of her own moons? Or, most importantly, assaulting this poor unotter? Isn't THAT a crime?
  • Cyril: So is THAT it, eh? Just like Nottingham and Agrabah.
  • Foul Cheese: Don't listen to her! I'm not allowing this treacherous pirate live, and you can't possibly back down on me now. Either arrest these traitors, or she dies!
  • Samantha: She will NOT die. If you kill her, you will risk being arrested for murder. It doesn't matter what she's done, or how much power you have, it's still murder.
  • Headmaster Warson: You know, she's right. In fact, I've noticed a few of Foul Cheese's subjects having a familiar device on the back of their necks. If I'm not mistaken, it's mind-control implants.
  • Councilwoman Lotus: Well, what do you know? Possession of illegal technology, eh?
  • Foul Cheese: You have no proof of that, good grand council. What could I possibly do with stuff like that? (Secretly sneaks a mind-control implant onto Sacen)
  • Headmaster Warson: Why don't YOU tell us?
  • Samantha: Perhaps it is because he committed a crime, and he secretly gave everyone mind-control implants to prevent anyone from telling you. Isn't that right?
  • Foul Cheese: That is simply absurd.
  • Headmaster Warson: Look at us, Foul Cheese! NOW! Tell us what gives you a right to murder this young teenager and be no better than the pirates that robbed your moons of wealth?
  • Foul Cheese: Lots! They're thieves! Murderers! Conspirators! They're nothing but trouble! I'm simply doing what must be done. This young lady is guilty of turning your Heroes Act against us, and she must not go unpunished. Nor can the rest of Axxus' crew.
  • Councilman Calixto: And does that give you the reason to kill her? Tell us, why are you like this? What did pirates EVER do to you besides rob your-
  • Foul Cheese: BECAUSE PIRATES MURDERED MY PARENTS!!! (Everything goes silent)...
  • Headmaster:... What do you mean 'murdered your parents'? I thought Cheeseworth the 38th died peacefully along with Lady Cheeseworth.
  • Alex: "Really?"
  • Foul Cheese:... I... I... It's truer then you think! I was 9 when it happened. I was on vacation with my parents and my brother. We were on our way to deliver 100,000 credits to Mrex, then... Then this pirate ship came out of lightspeed, and began attacking our ship. My parents tried to protect the money, but... But the pirates shot them in the chest several times, and took all the money. Me and my brother barely made it to safety. They took my parents... That's why I'm doing this, okay? Now do you understand why I'm doing this?
  • Icky:... Wow, shallow. But that still doesn't give you the right to murder Sacen.
  • Foul Cheese: It had to be done. I couldn't live with my parents gone until I got the position as leader of Urex.
  • Rodruy: But you can live with this? Genocide? Murder? Killing any pirate on sight refusing to think of the fact that not all pirates are bad?
  • Foul Cheese: YES! Wouldn't YOU do the same if YOUR parents were killed by space pirates? I promise you I am NOT a criminal. I am NOT in possession of illegal technology. I am doing this for the good of the Troupe!
  • Headmaster Warson: I don't believe you. I want you to allow Samantha to heal this poor soul, or I'll have no choice but to arrest you.
  • Foul Cheese:... Very well, then. It will be done. (Samantha uses her magic to heal Sacen's wound when she is seconds to death)... I promise I am not a criminal. I shall allow these misfits to stop Lamistan. But if these pirates do anything bad, then they're going to Oranos!
  • Headmaster Warson: I understood. Bu you have no reason to be judgemental. Be warned that your story, as, tragic as it sounds, might have loopholes. I know for sure your parents didn't died from an attack. I am ALWAYS informed of death, of even leaders of the past. I think, I would've known, if pirates killed your parents. I'll clear this up with the royal history advisers, and when I do, and IF, I found out you lied, I want the truth! I know well enough what kind of stupid nonsense your capable off, and don't try to deny them, but I only avoided punishing you now because of my friendship with your brother, but be warned, even he would soon not protest to this at all!
  • Foul Cheese: ("Oh, you'll understand. You'll definitely understand once I get this criminal to do as I say.")
  • Headmaster Warson: Shell Lodgers, Heroes Act, all is forgiven. You are to help us stop Lamistan, and saving these worlds.
  • SpongeBob:... Thank you very much, Headmaster.
  • Croon: Sacen, are you okay?
  • Sacen: I think so.
  • Foul Cheese: I'm warning you, pirate. I've got my eyes on you. If you make one wrong move, you're going to Oranos!
  • Sacen: Just leave me alone!
  • Spyro: Let's go. Sacen will be in charge of Axxus' crew until this ends. (Everyone goes into their ships, and they take off)
  • Sacen: (The camera goes onto the mind-control implant on the back of her neck, which dimly shows a little green light)

Space

  • Icky: "Wow. How lucky were we? We got saved by a camio of a character we weren't meant to meet yet."
  • Iago: "Ashame she's only gonna appear again to help take down Skullera and that's it. Would be nice to get to know her better."
  • Lord Shen: "All that matters now is to stop that abomination skeleton and finally be done with this nightmare."
  • Tigress: "I didn't know Cheese' parents died from a pirate attack."
  • Croon: "They didn't. It was OBVIOUSLY a lie. Like Warson said, Cheeseworth the 38th and his wife died of old age. No pirates attacked them on that trip."
  • Alex: "Figures."
  • Bagheera: "Why that, big FRUAD!? THAT, THAT, FAWFETCHER?!"
  • Trixie: "Then why didn't Luna and Celestia say that was bullshit?"
  • Spyro: "Obviously they plan to expose him without Cheese flipping out!"
  • Icky: "Then why didn't Rarxter's former first second and 3rd mates exposed him?!"
  • Spova: "We're not exactly creditable at the moment ourselves, buster. Cheese would deny it like he did to Sacen."
  • Sacen: Then what's going on he-
  • Chenger: (Notices the device on the back of her neck, pounces on her, and removes it!)
  • Sacen: "OWCH!? Chenger?! The hell!?
  • Chenger: Foul Cheese put a mind-control implant on you. (Shows her the implant)
  • Sacen:... So... Foul Cheese was trying to make me look bad so he can have an excuse to send us to Oranos. If I wasn't a good friend to Blue, I would stab the FUCK out of him!
  • Sandy: Well, you are, and Blue still cares for that nasty old buzzard, so you owe her to let decent justice handle him.
  • Lord Brains-in-a-Box: Good thing this is only the oldest prototype. The newer ones would require careful removal. If it was one of those kinds, her brain would've been scrambled.
  • Sacen: Well, I guess this mission is going to be harder than I thought. We have to get it done fast. We're gonna have to keep the implant so we can bring Foul Cheese to justice. But before we do that, we have to find Skullera.
  • Magnum: "Skullera has been incognito for years. Now that her speical plan for Lamistan is complete, she may very well appear in Arca now."
  • Shifu: "Then we need to act carefully now. Lamistan is bound to know we will be challnage, and will be prepared to defend himself."

Arca.

  • Axxus' fortress is now in ruins, as a now ghost ship of Lamistan's ship hovers above, as all of the pirates are chained by the Skeleton crew.
  • Lamistan stood proud of his accomplishment.
  • Lamistan: "Better a few centauries late, then never."
  • A raptor auuniversal like witch looking bone collector appeared.
  • Lamistan: "Ah, Skullera. About time you shown up."
  • The Stargate is seen being placed in Arca.
  • Lamistan: "The plan worked like a charm.... Aside from, his interuption, (Points to Skeleton Rarxter), my legacy has been reborned."
  • Skullera: "And we get to enduse chaos to both our universe and the other. Then soon, the planet of those demons will become a new arca, after we deal with a few things here."
  • Lamistan: "Then I, Lamistan, will be remembered in both universes, as the brillient mind who surpasses all inferior minds!?"
  • Skullera: "But remember, you didn't exactly done a good job desposing of those other heroes! They are a stepping stone that if left unstepped, will set both of us back to squire one, with no ability to return!"
  • Lamistan: "Worry not. I just need to be able to annalis their attacks and stragies. Once I learn every strength and weaknesses, they'll end up just like that fool Moonbeard. These, inferiors, shall stood no chance against me."
  • Axxus: "Don't get cocky, you two."
  • Lamistan looks annoyed at Axxus.
  • Axxus: "I seen these guys take down your little stargate guardian. They mostly did a good enough job to at least slow Rarxter down. They perfectly understood your complincated mind, and risked their creditability to help a misunderstood unotter like me stop a tyrant govener and that idiot Rarxter from making things worse, and-"
  • Lamistan: "And failed, miserably. I don't think I have anything to fear from them."
  • Axxus: "Well, that only because Rarxter was a cheater. Had he played fair, your curse would've been undone by now, and we wouldn't even have this conversation."
  • Lamistan: "At least, be thankful that I gave the fool a be-fitting punishment for his stupidity. He was a weak-willed fool, unbefitting even to be part of my crew. But you, Axxus, desentent of Morcron "Blackon" Axxus, have much, greater potainional. I respect your, albeit misguided attempts to nurture the meek and lesser of the food chain, but this ends now. We pirates, are suppose to be criminals, not charities. Rarxter, for an idiot, embraced this fact."
  • Axxus: "Because of that witch of yours!"
  • Lamistan: ".... (Chuckles), Can't say I can argue with that, but clearly the Grand Council can never approve of us. Believe me, I was prosicuted by their ansisters. If I was to be defeated, they will still prosicute and treat you like just another gold loving twit like him."
  • Rarxter was seen bonking his head on a tree.
  • Axxus: "Lamistan, you lived a live without friends. Not even aquintences. Look where it lead you. Cheese sees the world in a stereotypical black and white worldview. Rarxter, is just a moronic jerk, I can't fully justify him, corrupted or not. But me.... I know I am not a hero people EXPECT me to be, nor am I the pirate people think I am. But I know this. I'm a hero the universe needs, pirate or not. Being from a planet of lawnessless doesn't mean you should be what people would think of you. Arca has more just reasons then what people expect. If the universe just takes the time to understand Arca better, then there will not be a need for something like this."
  • Lamistan laughs.
  • Lamistan: "How sickingly, but admiringly noble. Looks like I really have to break that spirit of yours. You won't be noble for long, when I am done with you. Now, with a face like this (Shows a mirror to Axxus), it will be even harder for any inferior to understand you. Your what everyone thinks you are.... A monster."
  • Axxus: Well you made me that way to begin with, Lamistan.
  • Lamistan: Of course I did. To me, every pirate has a soft side. Yours being your daughter and wife. It's sad that your daughter had to be sent to Oranos, but when I give you your wife back, you can forget about worrying for her. We can rescue her. Think of it, Axxus, you've come this far in succeeding at something, and that makes you one of the perfect pirates in all of Ardalicron. I have the power to save your wife from her eternal sleep. She wasn't even buried. She was kept inside a metal tomb. It lays in the graveyard a few miles away. You don't have the skills to save her, but I do. All you have to do...is trust me, and you'll have her back.
  • Axxus: Forget it, your not gonna cosherse me! Your just trying to turn me into a bigger idiot then Rarxter!
  • Lamistan: Come on, Axxus. Think of everything that has happened to you recently. (Shows him visions of Axxus lying to the pirates about the Lodgers being pirates) I know as well as you do about the pirate code saying that no pirate must lie. Think of the consequences that your lies will cause. (Shows him a vision of Axxus with the Pirate Council)
  • (Chancellor Borrax): Captain Tarcroy Axxus, you stand before this council accused of violating the pirate code of honesty. Conspiracy is a crime that cannot be forgiven. As punishment, you are hereby discharged as Pirate Lord, and forever banished to Urex.)
  • Lamistan: And let's not forget about what will happen to your crew. (Shows him a vision of his crew and the Heroes Act heroes and the Lodge being arrested, and sent to Prison 42 and Oranos) It's sad to say that we can't rescue your crew or your allies. They'll be facing ultimate punishment. Your crew will be executed, the Heroes will be sentenced to life imprisonment, and the Lodgers... Well... They'll no longer be on duty. They'll be sentenced to life imprisonment as well. There's nothing we can do about it. Even if we could save Sacen, we could never save anyone else. Nobody will understand you anymore. It's time to forget the past, because it doesn't matter. What matters is the future. As for that twit Foul Cheese, we'll make sure he faces the cold heart of justice. We'll make sure he pays for his crimes against us. We'll not only expose his crimes, we'll steal one of his mind-control implants and make him our slave. He'll spend the rest of his life serving us.
  • Axxus: Isn't that... A bit too far?
  • Lamistan: We're suppose to be beyond that morally junk, Axxus. We can become the most famous pirates in these realms, and not even the Grand Council can stop us. Why take the risk of being banished from your own home when you can avoid it by being with us?
  • Axxus: "Then I'll risk being an even bigger disgrace then already! I rather be banished from here then stay a bigger disgrace! You might not have a problem malmitulating a weak-minded, tainted heart of a pirate like Rarxter, but someone like me, doesn't bow to that! Obviously, your using what would normally be expected of things like this, but that's, not, always life. It's always unexpected. You'll be very disappointed that people don't turn on heroes THAT easily, espeically not for a few dumb mistakes or questionable moves."
  • Lamistan: "Groans), A disterbing sense of hope. You really have alot of work here. No matter. Simply talking to you isn't enough. Looks like, as usual, I have to acquire what I want, by force. Whether they are going to be punished or not, they will never defeat my legacy."

Breezso Prime Space

  • SpongeBob: (They go through the portal)... Alright, we're in the AUU, and we're on our way to Ardalicron. (They enter hyperspeed)
  • Spova:... So... You think this is it? You think this might be the end of pirates everywhere, good or bad?
  • Byrn: Probably. I can't believe we were almost busted.
  • Cyona: I agree.
  • Byrn:... (Sighs)... Cyona? Just in case we fail... Then there's something that I've been meaning to tell you for years.
  • Cyona: What is it?
  • Byrn:... I... Uh... (Stares at her eyes, which glow bright)... I can't say it.
  • Cyona: Come on, spit it out, Byrn. You can tell me anything.
  • Byrn: I can't!
  • Cyona: Sure you can!
  • Byrn: Please don't make me say it!
  • Cyona: Come on, don't leave me guessing.
  • Byrn: Come on-
  • Cyona: Just do it-
  • Byrn: I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU, OKAY?!?...
  • Xandy:... Awkward.
  • Cloakblade: I agree.
  • Icky: "Oy vey, the drama ensues."
  • Cyona:... Is it true?
  • Byrn: Yes, it is! I've always loved you. Since we were 9, I've loved you. Even when you developed a bad attitude years later, I've loved you. Sure it might've been awkward, but... But what do you expect when your first friend is, of all things, a girl? What do you expect when you have two girls as friends? I've been like this for so long, I think of you when I sleep. I know a lot about you. (Dubbed as Melman) If someone was EVER so lucky to find a girl like you, he'd give her flowers every day. And not just any flowers, but purple bolsies! And your love for video games. Your favorites being the Humans vs. Aliens series, the Galactic Battleship series, and Pirates of Sigma Cross. I'd be your shoulder to cry on, and your best friend. And I'd spend every day trying to think of how to make you happy. If I even see you cry, I'd be unable to resist the temptation of crying myself. Your eyes are my favorite color, and you had the most irresistible personality when you were young. When you yell at me for being so awkward and stupid, that may've hurt...but it could never hurt me enough to despise you, because it always reminded me of your old personality. (Cyona is touched)... So, yeah. I love you. Call me crazy, but it's true.
  • Cyona's Mother:... That was beautiful.
  • Byrn's dad: "Ha-ha, that's my boy! A chip of the ol' block!"
  • Cyona:... (Starts crying, and hugs Byrn)... You're crazy, but you're as crazy to think I'd be so blind to see that the perfect guy for me... Was with me the whole time.
  • Byrn: Well... I'm just happy to have gotten all this stuff out of my chest.
  • Cyona: I'm glad you did, too. (Then, she suddenly kisses Byrn)
  • Spova: WHOA!
  • Iago: (Laughs, then Banzai smacks him to a wall where he sees Sultans riding on carpets going 'have a cracker')
  • Icky: "Ok, if we're done with our soap opera for alien apes, can we please remember we're trying to stop doomsday by cursed pirate skeleton?"
  • Byrn: "Hmmp, romance blocker."
  • Icky: "Look, I am for romance, but we're kinda in a serious situation here."
  • Lord BIAB: "Everyone, we are gonna enter the Arca system."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, just anyone has any ideas on how to defeat an unkillable curse bearing monstresity?"
  • Patrick: "..... Uh, no....."
  • Icky: "Yeah, we're generally fucked no matter what here. That guy will learn our every stragity in the book, he has a death ray, he's a near giant, and he can turns us into more skeletal freaks!"
  • Squidward: "And to think, this all happened, BECAUSE FOUL CHEESE WAS BEING A JERK?!"
  • Vancer: "It helps little that we didn't warn both councils about this sooner so they wound't end up mad at us."
  • Xandy: "Thank goodness it didn't look like both councils COMPLETELY support AND believe Cheese. At least it's not TOO hopeless."
  • Tigress: "But that dishonest bird will seek to discredit us in every way to force the councils to turn on us, whether they want to or not. He really won't stop until all chalnages to his tyrant rule are defeated."
  • Lord Shen: "I have faith Celestia will straigten this out soon enough. If there's one thing I can count about her, is her truth sensing ability. And I saw her face. She didn't look one bit convinced that Sacen was lying."
  • Boss Wolf: "But even if the High Council will stop being mad at us, it's the Grand Council guys that worries me, Cheesy has them by the balls about the funding from this currenty troupe, so as long as that stays a thing, all I can look forword to after this mess, is a cold stay in Prison 42."
  • Vancer: "I'm already planning about bringing a jacket for my trip to Oranos."
  • Xandy: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! Warson knows better to suddenly disban the heroes act just because some stupid govener of a moon said so!?"
  • Zosimo: "It won't be just Cheeseworth soon enough. Pretty much everyone not our understanding families and die-hard devoted fans will turn on us! It will be a political nightmare if they kept controverseal heroes that helped pirates who robbed banks and kill imperial guards on the job and undisbaned."
  • Icky: "You people seriously never heard that not all heroes are straight forword law-abiders? We just said that some heroes are not all conventional!"
  • Zosimo: "That's the problem. Anti-Heroes tend to end up dark quickly, espiecally when the VA came into the light. You have to understand our universe is very afraid of anyone aiding criminals, justifyable reason or not."
  • Alex: "Well, you know what? I don't even freaking care! In fact, I bet if we took down Lamistan so hard, it would BLOW this mess out of the water!"
  • Vancer: "Cheese will never let everyone forget this."
  • Alex: "Then let him say what he wants! If we're going down by the fires of Lamistan OR Foul Cheese, then we'll do it with dignity and acceptence!? All it matters that we keep both the universes safe from Lamistan, whether they want us to or not! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY!? ARE WE GONNA MAKE LAMISTAN FALL HARD?!" (Everyone cheers) ARE WE GONNA LET HIM ROB THE SHIT OUT OF OUR WORLDS?!?
  • Everyone: NO!
  • Alex: ARE WE GONNA PROVE THAT FOUL CHEESE IS A CROOK?!? (Everyone cheers) Then let's do it.
  • Sacen: Alright, if we're gonna do this, we need to go after Skullera first. If we don't, we'll never figure out how to stop Lamistan.
  • Arnswall: And save me from this damn curse!
  • Kowalski: YES, WE GOT THAT!
  • Merlin: Well, that won't be easy. Skullera is being watched by Lamistan.
  • Spova: Not to mention she might be powerful enough to escape us.
  • Merlin: Well, we're in luck, actually. When I saved Spova, Cyona, and Byrn's parents, I was able to notice something inside Rarxter's ship that could be useful. Some containment devices that... For some reason, I had barely been able to teleport to this ship.
  • Spova's Mother: Oh, you mean his trans-magnetic cages. Those things are made to imprison magicians or sorcerers. We were originally meaning to put you in it, but... Well... You know.
  • Aurlena: BRILLIANT! With Skullera in one of those cages, her powers will be useless.
  • Alex: "Well, I bet Cheese intended to make it worse for us. Well he inadvertingly ended up helping us even more."
  • Viper: "But even then, it's not like Skullera being disabled will be the end of Lamistan."
  • Lord Shen: "Not directly. But what Skullera may know, will. No curse is truely infallable. There has to be a weakness."
  • Sacen: We'll get through this. We'll get Skullera, and we'll get her to talk. We were able to get us some truth serum at the pirate market so we can use it on her in case she refuses to listen. It's double-strength.
  • Kowalski: Sucks I always forget to bring MY truth serum.
  • Private: (To Samantha) He keeps his truth serum in a hot sauce bottle.
  • Samantha: Get out, seriously?!?
  • Private:... Huh? You have hot sauce in your world?
  • Samantha: Of course. We have hot fruits in our world.
  • Sacen: I promise you, we also have torture weapons.... The less-violent kinds, that is, we aren't sadists. When all this is over, we're gonna show this mind control implant to BOTH our Councils and have Foul Cheese arrested for good. Now, let's get geared up. We've got a villainous pirate to stop.

(This music plays as a montage of the AUU Heroes and Pirates load themselves with weaponry and equipment)

Kill Bill Theme-0

Kill Bill Theme-0

  • Magnum: (During the middle of the montage) What kind of music is this? Haven't heard anything like it.
  • Icky: Oh, way to break the fourth wall, bug.
  • Magnum: I'm just saying it's nice. (They continue)

Arca.

  • Skeleton Pirates are seen eschorting Skullera to the Axxus fortress.
  • Skullera: "Once inside my new chamber, I'll be able to predict when those heroes will strike and be able to grant an early warning for Lamistan. Those misfit clowns are never gonna get on top of us." (The SS Axxus has it's cloaking device on, and it lands somewhere in the bog really close)
  • Rodruy: So, Sacen, what do we do?
  • Sacen: Don't worry, I know every place in the fortress, so we won't have too bad of a plan of attack. We have to be sneaky and quick about it, though.
  • Samantha: Indeed we do. I sense that Skullera is on her way to the top floor to meditate so she can pinpoint our location and our next move. When that happens, our cover will be blown. We have to keep her from getting up there by capturing her before she gets there.
  • Magnum: There's about a hundred skeleton pirates here, so we have to be careful.
  • Sacen: And I've planned out everything. (Takes out a map of the fortress) Okay, here's the plan...

Later...

  • Skullera and some Skeleton pirates are near a symbol riddled door.
  • Skullera: "How thoughtful of Lamistan. He had the room readied for an old witch of dark magilo. Perhaps he's not too scorned with me as I thought."
  • One of the Skelital pirates opens the door for Skullera.
  • Skullera: (She goes through the door, but ends up falling in a scream, and a crash is heard)... OW! (The skeleton pirates try to investigate, but an invisable force disables all of them.)
  • Sparx: (Chuckles, and removes the symbol to reveal an 'Out of Order' sign) Sucker!
  • Mantis: Great work, Sparx. That'll keep her busy for a while.
  • Cloakblade appears.
  • Cloakblade: "These undead minions of Lamistan won't stay down for good. We best move forword."
  • Mantis: "Right. We better have Skullera tied up and quickly!"

Later...

  • Skullera: (Is thrown into a trans-magnetic cage, which activates) YOU FOOLISH MISFITS!!!
  • Sacen: Alright, Skullera. Not only are you gonna tell us what we need to know, but you and I have some unfinished business involving what you told Foul Cheese and the two Councils of our worlds. I was severed in the gut thanks to you, and Cheese tried to cheat with a mind-control implant thanks to you.
  • Skullera: Oh, sure, typical response of a teenage unotter. Plus, whatever you want from me, it's not going to work. I know how this will go down. You're looking for the way to break Lamistan's curse. I'm afraid that's impossible.
  • Lord Shen: (Mocking Skullera) "I'm afraid that's impossible". That's what they all say. Nothing is impossible, and you know it. No curse is unstoppable.
  • Skullera: This one is. Get over it.
  • Sacen: Oh, a wise girl, huh? Well, we know how to deal with wise girls. Snap, activate the trans-magnetic torture device.
  • Snapper: Aye-aye, Sacen. (Presses button on the cage, and Skullera suddenly twitches, and yells in pain)
  • Skullera: OW! STOP! YOU'RE BURNING MY MAGIC ENERGY!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Sacen: So, witch whore, are you gonna talk, or what?
  • Skullera: Go ahead, do your worse! I'll never talk!
  • Sacen: Very well. (Twists the settings to a brain icon, causing Skullera to go into mood swings)
  • Skullera: (Turns nervous, and falls to the ground sucking her thumb, then she gets angry) STOP IT, YOU F*****G C***-S*****G MOTHERF*****G PIECE OF D***-C***!!! AARRRGGGHHHH!!! (Suddenly gets sad, and starts crying hysterically) Please, let me go! PLEASE! (Cries) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
  • Susan: "Ok, that's weird coming some someone who is like, centauries old."
  • Skullera: "This is battery!? Aren't you in enough bad tidings with your councils and the govener already? Torturing your prisoners is gonna worsen things?!"
  • Po: "Darn it! She's right! I hate it when bad guys know their legal mumbo jumbo!"
  • Vancer: "Believe us, Skullera, as much as you are rekindise as a dangeriou threat, considering your a dark magilo witch, and that your respondsable for this situation, torturing infomation out of you is not making us better, in some sense."
  • Sacen: "I know it's risky, but a witch like her has no sense of reason!"
  • Magnum: "Well torturing her like this only makes her defience stronger."
  • Sacen: "..... Darn it.... I hate it when people are right. But still, even if we treated her nice, she's not gonna expose Lamistan's weakness, or how to break the curse. We're in a lose-lose situation."
  • Sahamtha: "Only if you rely solely in bruteal tactics. There's smarter, and legal ways, to make prisoners confess."
  • Sacen:... Then I guess it's time for Plan B. Bring me the truth serum. (Snapper does that) Thank you. One shot of this, and we'll know what we need to know.
  • Skullera: HAH! A truth serum? Is THAT your next move? I'll have you know that I've done potions for years, and I've made myself immune to such chemical prestidigitation.
  • Sacen: Well, we'll see how you feel when you hear that this is double-strength. (Skullera is shocked)
  • Skullera: I thought those kinds were rare!
  • Grinjis: So, you've never bothered to make an antidote on it?
  • Skullera:... No.
  • Icky: Wow, for a psychic, you really are stupid.
  • Sacen: Well, hold still. This will only hurt a little... But damn, will it hurt.
  • Skullera: I'll NEVER hold still- (Sacen turns on the emotional mode again, getting her to be fearless) Oh, bring it on! My brain is made of steel! (The truth serum is injected) OW!
  • Sacen: Well, that was easy. Now we just wait for the serum to kick in...

3 hours later...

  • Skullera:... And then, when I became 9, I enrolled for a job in wizardry because I was always fascinated by how magic worked. Odd how in some wizard customs, using magic drains your life force, but I guess that depends on what kind of fuel source it uses. Of course, I met a cute boy named Coide who was rather charming and had a nice body posture. I thought to myself 'Wow, I wonder if I could impress a damn hot body like that within 3 days'. Of course, the local bullies had acknowledged this, and in a weird turn of events, they challenged me to do the exact same thing. I accepted, and wouldn't you know it, I lost. I was forced to run around the hallways naked, and the principal had me and the bullies suspended, and-
  • Sacen: ENOUGH ALREADY!!! You've been blabbering like that for hours!
  • Skullera: Hey, you gave me the serum. You want me to talk, then I'll talk. The first spell I casted in my life was a skin-color spell which I used to prank those local bullies. They were blue for days, and everybody laughed at them. No one suspected it was me, actually. I don't know exactly why, but magic can be unexpected at times, I guess. My favorite spell is mind-control, because I used it to embarrass people who called me names like 'bird-face' or 'claw-foot', so I decided to make them say funny stuff like 'I had an abortion once' or 'I like to smell my own ass' or 'I'm a transvestite in private'. Pretty funny, right? Of course, I might've went too far when I used it on the principal, but he didn't really mind because he was actually wanting to admit his crush. It was pretty-
  • Sacen: SHUT UP, YOU DELUSIONAL IDIOT!!! SHUT, THE F***, UP!!! Geez, what kind of truth serum did I put in her?
  • Skullera: Well, I have to admit, it was rather stupid for me to become a witch. I haven't actually been this humiliated since I told Lamistan that he would turn naked before vanishing once the curse was broken by a strong enough sound wave only existing underwater right into the center of the Stargate which would overload the portal's energy itself, which is what fuels the curse- (Covers her mouth)!
  • Sacen:... Sound waves? HAH! The truth serum worked better than I expected... Kinda.
  • Icky: "Totally worth the most anti-climatic origin of a millenda old witch. I am not sure if I'll ever take you seriously now."
  • Skullera: Of course, that's not as embarrassing as the time when those local bullies tried to get my boyfriend naked and tempted me to admit my feelings, and next thing you know, they show the entire school pictures of our conversation. Everyone ridiculed me, and- (Sacen pushes a button on the cage and makes her words inaudible)
  • Sacen: That's enough of that.
  • Tigress: Perfect. We have the answer to breaking Lamistan's curse. But... How are we gonna get his Stargate underwater, and how are we gonna get a sonic wave loud enough to break the curse?
  • Kowalski: Oh, I added a sonar to the SS Axxus when we turned it into a semi-aquatic ship. We can amplify it loud enough to get the job done. But it still won't be easy considering the Stargate might be pretty heavy. We can't carry it in the ship, either.
  • Sacen: Well, I've got an idea to handle that. It might not be easy, but it might possibly work....

Axxus' Fortress

  • Lamistan: Where is Skullera? I can't find the blasted lass anywhere!
  • The Skeleton pirates did a "I don't know" pose.
  • Lamistan: She can't have disappeared. She would've notified me first. I thought I told her to go to the top of the fortress where it'll be easy for her to predict the heroes next move... Unless... (In a dark-blue puff of smoke, he appears in the top of the fortress to find that she isn't there)... Skullera?... Skullera? Where are you?... (Shrugs) DAMN YOU, YOU DAMNED MISFITS!!! I'LL GET YOU!!!

A presientation outside near the Stargate.

  • Lamistan: "My vast undead crew. It appears I may've miscalulated the threat levels of those troublesome misfits. They have kidnapped Skullera right in my own fortress!"
  • Axxus: "You mean, my fortress?"
  • Lamistan: "I reclaimed my pirate lord statis conguring this planet, remember? Anyway, it means, protacting the stargate is a great piority, as well as the holograthic map, which is the only way to contro-"
  • Lamistan scearches his pocket, but has nothing. He screaches through-out his coat.
  • Lamistan: "My map!? WHERE IS IT?!"
  • Axxus: "You mean, you don't have the holograthic map? All this time, you don't have the only way to use this thing properly? How can that be?"
  • Lamistan: ".... I must've been looted when I was exicuted!? but WHO would steal my map?!"
  • Axxus: "..... Do you happen to know the name of the bold police force that stop you?"
  • Lamistan: "Alchorse! I studied them for awhile during the near end of my clue placing. Their captain, was a Police Captain named Lawlonso Cheeseworth......."
  • Axxus: "......In three, 2, 1....."
  • Lamistan: "Wait.... Alchorse........ Law Cheeseworth, was one of the early cheeseworths! He was the 12th, an ansistery. Then, the map was past down to many cheeseworths! Many of them became governers and bankers! Cheeseworth the 38th was the last govener of Urex, and with the 39th the banker, so, the one who has my map is....."
  • Axxus: "...... The 40th..... Foul Cheese."
  • Lamistan: "...... That, bulde vrat!? Without my map, I am asentually stuck here! Just going to place on just my ship will take too long, giving people plenty of time to prepare for my wrath!"
  • Axxus: "And the lougers plenty of time to stop you. That is, unless Cheeseworth desides to be stupid and proceeds to challnage you for control of Arca-"
  • Suddenly, waves and waves of Imperial ships appear in the skies of Arca!
  • Foul Cheese's face appears as a giant hologram.
  • Foul Cheese: "ATTENTION, LAMISTAN!? PLANET ARCA HAS BEEN A LAWLESS, PIRATE RIDDLED PLANET FOR TOO LONG! I HAVE COME TO DEFEAT YOU, AND CONQUEST IT IN THE NAME OF LAW!"
  • Axxus: "..... Oh no......... FOUL CHEESE, LISTEN TO ME! HE KNOWS YOU HAVE HIS MAP, THE ONLY THING THAT CAN ENABLE HIM FASTER CHOAS ON OUR WORLDS?! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE OR YOU'LL DOOM US ALL?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "SILENCE, THIEF?! YOU ALREADY DID TOO MUCH DAMAGE WHEN YOU FREED LAMISTAN?!"
  • Axxus: "IT WAS RARXTER AND HIS GOLD LUSTING STUPIDITY, OF WHICH, HYPCIRTICALLY, YOU HIRED TO GET AT ME, BY THE WAY?!"
  • Foul Cheese: "SILENCE! Now, Lamistan, and Axxus, you and your undead armies are about to become dust?!"
  • The Ships began to beam down a near-endless wave of Imperial troops, lead by Centaurian leaders, and General Blood Gush.
  • Lamistan: "Hahahahahahahaha...... I admire your bravery and tenasity, Govener.... But my reshorseness, my brillence, my will to reclaim my map, and the curse, will win this challnage.... But an army of undead pirates helps additionally enough."
  • Lamistan gives out a painful ear-raping screech, that orders Lamistan's current crew, as well as awake dead pirates from a near-by graveyard to arise and join their undead brothers at arms.
  • Foul Cheese: "Gush, order the attack!"
  • Blood Gush roars an angry bull sound as the imperial forces charge, and a huge battle between dead and living begins!

Cheese's ship.

  • Blueianna: "Uncle, you need to listen to Axxus. Lamistan knows your secret, he will stop at nothing to-"
  • Foul Cheese: "Blue, please. I need your support in this. I promise you, that monster will become a museum piece by the end of this battle, and Arca will return to order..... I will go down there, and battle that beast myself."
  • Foul Cheese snaps his fingers, and two imperials give Foul overly glorifived imperial armor. Foul Cheese gets on top of a horse-like creature with dragon wings.
  • Foul Cheese: "Piracy dies today."
  • Foul Cheese and his steed get beamed down.
  • Blue: ".... Uncle.... No...."

The Battleground.

  • The Imperials are slowly getting over-wealmed by the undead pirates.
  • Blood Gush was batting at them hard!
  • Foul Cheese appeared on his steed, donning a lazer sword and an engry shield, and started to make some dent into the undead forces!
  • Foul Cheese: "Now, my forces, push them back into their graveyards!?"
  • He gets through enough of the skeletal forces to reach the Stargate!
  • Foul Cheese: LAMISTAN!?
  • Lamistan: Ah, Foul Cheese! I see you made it. And with the help of a personal favorite kind of armor of mine, Mk. 48 Jarrvin Carboflux Armor. HAH! Even THAT hasn't been enough for me. I'm a spirit. I can reach STRAIGHT through it like a ghost.... Which I am in a sense. (Mysticly appears by Foul Cheese, freaks out his steed, of which Cheese fell down from, then Lamistan proceeded to touch the armor, and it turn dead and melted off of Cheese.) Can't say I didn't try to warn you....
  • Foul Cheese: This is your fault, Axxus! I'll see to it that you burn in hell for this!
  • Axxus: "I JUST SAID IT WAS RARXTER'S FAULT ALREADY!? I WAS TRYING TO STOP LAMISTAN FROM COMING BACK!?"
  • Lamistan: Sorry, Foul Cheese, but I have better plans in mind. I'm making the entire planet's worth of pirates mine so I can make an entire new Council of pirates to rob both UUniverses of their riches with nothing stopping us. But first, I need the holographic map that your ancestors stolen from me.
  • Foul Cheese: I'll NEVER surrender it, Lamistan!
  • Lamistan: Oh, I'm sure you will. Because otherwise, I'll make sure your niece never sees the light of day again! (Uses his death ray from arm cannon to damage part of the main battleship)
  • Foul Cheese: NO!
  • Lamistan: So, are you gonna talk, or are you gonna sit there and watch Blue die?
  • Foul Cheese got angry.
  • Foul Cheese: "Foul, unsavery, undead afront to all things of existence?!"
  • Foul Cheese readies his lazer sword again, and proceeds to fight against Lamistan, and looks as if he's winning!
  • Foul Cheese: "My training from the Zoian masters is paying off?!"
  • Then, Foul Cheese slices Lamistan in half... Seemingly ending it.
  • Foul Cheese: "..... I did it..... I have re-killed a pirate horror."
  • Axxus: "Would you care to explain why I am still a skeletal freak then?"
  • Foul Cheese: "..... Obviously, (leaves the site of the seeminly fallen Lamistan), you were made his following heir. So if I killed you, (doesn't realise that Lamistan is magicly being put back togather where he was sliced), this madness ends."
  • Axxus sees Lamistan slowly getting back up and gasps.
  • Axxus: "Cheese, wait, stop! Your making a mistake! Lamistan, tecnecally already dead and under Skullera's spell, he can never truely die! In fact, what you did to him meant nothing! He was holding back so he can learn your moves, like he did with Moonbeard!"
  • Foul Cheese: "Don't try to trick me, Axxus. I am ending our disbute, now."
  • Blood Gush sees this and sees Lamistan about to deliver a fatal blow!
  • Blood Gush: "GOVENER?!"
  • Foul Cheese looks at Blood Gush annoyed, and suddenly sees Lamistan as if nothing was done to him, and quickly brought his engry sheild just in time to block the attack!
  • Foul Cheese: "LAMISTAN?! No! I destroyed you! How can you still be, half alive?!"
  • Axxus: "The curse, stupid, the curse?! I just told you a few minutes ago!?"
  • Foul Cheese: "Either way! You have no hopes to defeat me! My Zoian training will protact me!"
  • Axxus: "Of which he has analised and learned!"
  • Foul Cheese: "Silence Axxus, you have no proof of tha-"
  • Lamistan leg sweeps Foul Cheese!
  • Foul Cheese: "Oof!? What?! The Zoian leg sweep!?"
  • Foul Cheese and Lamistan fight again, but this time, Cheese is losing hard!
  • Lamistan: Not another move, Cheese, or Blue gets it! (Destroys another part of the battleship) Last chance! Give me the map, or she dies!
  • ???: I think not! (Blue appears with the SS Axxus)
  • Sacen: Foul Cheese, we've rescued your niece!
  • Foul Cheese:... You... Oh, don't think I'll stop being cross with you just because you saved Blue's life. Pirates are still nothing but trouble. (Lamistan is secretly sneaking behind him) They're just a time bomb of bankruptcy waiting to happen. They just rob the shit of worlds regardless of what happens to the poor and the needy. They're just trouble!
  • Blue: UNCLE CHEESE, WATCH OUT- (Lamistan stabs Cheese in the chest) NOO!!!
  • Blood Gush: "GOVENOR!!?"
  • The Skeletal Pirates pounce and overwealm Blood Gush and the remaining imperials!
  • Lamistan: Well, if this bastard ain't gonna tell me where the map is, then YOU will! I know YOU know where it is.
  • Blue: I do, but I just can't tell you.
  • Lamistan: Is that right, eh? (Stabs Foul Cheese again)
  • Blue: NO!
  • Lamistan: I'll heal him if you tell me where the map is! You've got 3 seconds! 1... 2...
  • Blue: HE BROUGHT IT ON THE SHIP IN THE CARGO HOLD, OKAY?!? Please don't kill him! Heal him, please.
  • Lamistan: (Chuckles) I don't think so. He wanted to wipe out pirates everywhere. I'm just returning the favor. The wounds are too fatal for him to be healed now. In a few minutes, he'll die, and he'll be part of my undead crew. (Lamistan smacks Foul Cheese into the ground) Maybe next time, your legacy will think twice before messing with pirate kind. (Teleports away)
  • Axxus was shocked of what he seen.
  • Axxus: "...... Foul...."
  • The Ship lands.
  • Blue: (Goes up to Foul Cheese) Uncle Cheese!
  • Cheese:... Blue... I'm sorry. There's something I must tell you. It's the real reason... Why I hate pirates.
  • Blue: It's not your parents?
  • Cheese: That was a lie... My real reason is...
  • Blue: Yes?
  • Foul Cheese: "......... Three reasons.... One, I just don't like them."
  • Axxus: ".... Wow, pretty mundane reason...."
  • Foul Cheese: "It's backed up by the second reason....... Cheeseworth the first was once ruler of Arca, and the shame of us for mistreating this planet."
  • Axxus: "..... Ohhhh..... So, you hated pirates because you felt respondsable for what Arca became..... That, makes abit more reasonable sense."
  • Foul Cheese: "But my most impourent reason..... Well, look at me..... I'm, govener, of a moon! A worthless, worthless moon! No one, remembers a moon govener.... So, I, wanted to make myself, remembered..... And, I would do so, by buying up moons in Delta, and, eradicate pirates.... I started, to buy up reshorces from the other moons...... At first, I faced little resistence, till I have met, with Krom...... He, didn't listen to reason....... He bosted about his, high and mighty armies.... I, was forced to prove him wrong.... I, didn't wanted to do so, but, I, was forced, to ask for Qui's approveal to blame my mistake on the VA.... Why else would you think, the Villain's Act didn't retaliate on me framing them?"
  • Cynder sighed sadly.
  • Cynder: "Qui..... You poor weak-willed fool."
  • Foul Cheese: "But it wasn't, enough....... A vengeful rookie soldier of Krom's, reported the mess to the Grand Council, as you had known.... Warson, was furious! I had to threaten them about the funding for the heroes act, to ensure I don't be remembered, for the type of man I didn't wanted to be remembered as! It was..... Hard, but...... Warson, desided to play along with the charade, and obscure the truth from the media, as promised..... Believe me, I, am, ashamed, of myself. My brother would hate me if he knew, my father would be furious with me, the family will disown me! But, if I played my plans, right, (coughs), then, I would've been able to end piracy, and be rekinised as a hero for it.... I..... I didn't counted on Axxus to steal from me, for at first, no real good reason.... I, assumed he was just another pirate...."
  • Icky: "He's not like other pirates, like your little henchmen Rarxter, who he himself is a victim here too. Axxus was only stealing and robbing the banks to help the people you were hurting. Think about it. Your guards have been tortured to become jerks that are hurting people. Moons like Mrex have become unsustainably poor."
  • Po: "He was only stealing from you cause you were becoming a Tyrant..... It reminded the pirates of Arca of when they did lived in the socity of law, and their former ruler was being a total creep! No real offence by the way. They forsaken law, not because of being greedy, but because they hated tyrants and misuse of goverment power! They're almost asentually like Aladdin, Robin Hood, Sly Cooper, and Captain Jack Sparrow. Espeically Axxus. Unlike Lamistan, he never took every oppertunity to do what he did. All he did, was made you look imcompident, but he let you lived. The worse he would want for you, is to only have you arrested for being a Tyrant. But never, this. Don't get us wrong. We have dealt with legitamently evil pirates, but we're no stranger to tyrant rulers neither. But we're also considerate to why they would do things. And we learn, they're not always straight-forword evil. They just don't have the light to help them through. In your cause.... Your just afraid that history won't remember you other then just a member of a disginushed family.... But you can't let it remember you, as just another tyrant. That's worse, then not being remembered at all."
  • Foul Cheese: "..... Why, are you so, compassionate on an old fool like me? I humiliated your naked friends. I banished you for one failure and threaten the budget of you and your masters in the grand council more then once. I mostly turned both councils against you, I commited terrorable things, I, I did things that would scar an adult for life."
  • Lord Shen: "Well.... Scars heal... Well, fade away at least. You may've been guilty of commiting questionable acts, but I can't say I can judge you for them, espeically since.... I.... I had been there myself. I did things, I'll never be proud of. Some, argueability worse then you did. But not even someone like you, deserves this kind of fate. Not when you still, have someone who cares for you. Your dear niece Blue."
  • Julymusk and Creek started to cry a little.
  • Foul Cheese: Don't worry about me. I realize now that I might have been going too far with my power. I I have another reason I don't like pirates apart from a shamed ansistery... Because they stole from my kingdom when I was young. I wanted to make sure they wouldn't touch a single coin again. But I realize now that I was helping in the wrong way. I'm sorry... About all of this... Sacen? I'm sorry for everything I did to your father. I was just too blinded by protecting my moons to see that not all pirates were bad. (Coughs)... Anti-heroes are not that common in these worlds the same way it is in the Shell Lodgers' worlds.... Blue? I want you... To tell my brother to take my place as leader of the moons. Or well, in the likely case his Currency Troupe Obbingations are too much, then, I want you to take over. I don't think... I don't think I'll make it through this...(Coughs)...
  • Blue: Are you sure there's nothing we can do?
  • Foul Cheese: Afraid not. (Coughs)... My wounds are too fatal to be healed by even a healing tank. I'll... I'll miss you.... (Dies)...
  • Blue:... (Cries on Foul Cheese's body) No!
  • Blue was crying, as Monnoe and Sacen picked her up and comferted her.
  • Puss takes off his hat.
  • Soothsayer: Well, perhaps my visions took a much different approach.
  • Blue:... *Sniff* Guys, help me avenge my uncle, please.
  • Sacen: We will, Blue. We promise we will. (Hugs her) We know how to break Lamistan's curse, and we're gonna need all the help we can get.
  • Icky: "Wait..... Didn't Lamistan say that Cheese is gonna turn into a-"
  • Suddenly, Cheese's body turns skeletal, rose up, and screeches!
  • Patrick: "ZOMBIE?!"
  • Merlin quickly magicly chains Foul Cheese to the floor!
  • Iago: ".... Is it weird I am suddenly less sad now?"
  • Zosimo: "He's just like Rarxter now. A mindless aimless corpse."
  • Axxus: "Hey, I'm a walking corpse too, why am I not like, that?"
  • Shifu: "Perhaps you are of strong will and pure enough heart to withstand Lamistan's taint."
  • Icky: "(Scoffs), Okay, I know that wasn't suppose to sound sexual, but-"
  • Shifu: "I MEANT THE OTHER DEFINITION OF TAINT, YOU IDIOT?! AS IN CORRUPTION AND INFECTION?!"
  • Zosimo: "Wait, I think I realise something. Unlike Lamistan's crew and Arnswall, who was suppose to be dead centeries prior, Axxus, Cheeseworth, and Rarxter became these things recently. I think if we can undo the curse fast enough, it might tecnecally resserect all three of them again, along with anyone unlucky enough to become undead!"
  • Aurlena: We have to take down the undead Foul Cheese- (Croon knocks him out)... Well, that was taken care of. So, how are we gonna get the Stargate underwater so we can get the job done?
  • Sacen:.... I have an idea. Raxx Rex has the intense strength and the stomach to bring the Stargate to the ocean a few miles from here. The only path to the nearest ocean is over to the Yunwicca River. (Points out a small river) The river may not be deep enough for us to successfully finish the job, but the Xzran Ocean is. 100ft deep, the sound wave will work perfectly. Let's start up the ship, and on the way, lock up the undead Foul Cheese.
  • Spongebob: "But we have to hurry! Lamistan won't be distracted forever!"
  • Icky: "But who or what's a Raxx Rex?"
  • Foulmouth: "You lot will be very impressed."

Later...

  • The S.S. Axxus is positioned near the Stargate.
  • Sacen: (To Raxx Rex) Alright, Raxx, be as quick as you can. Once you rush in there, they'll be after us. We have to get the Stargate to the Xzran Ocean and get the curse broken before it's too late. You got it? (The Figure head nods 'yes') Good, now just wait until I give the signal.
  • Grinjis: You think this plan will work, Sacen?
  • Sacen: Well, I'm in charge of it, so I'm sure it'll work. Now get the ship ready for the chase. We need to go as fast as possible to avoid the forces chasing us down. And we've only got one shot at this, and it's our only chance.
  • Grinjis: Well, if you're sure, then I'll get the ship ready.
  • Sacen: You Shell Lodgers ready to do your parts?
  • SpongeBob: We'll do our best on holding off Lamistan until the job is done. We'll make sure he doesn't teleport to your ship or to take an easy way to take back the Stargate.
  • Icky: I'm already prepared for the mission. (Is dressed in a Ghostbuster suit and equipment) I'm ready to go, I'M FUCKING PUMPED!!!
  • Sacen: Now let's not jump forward without being careful. Lamistan is not a fool. He was a scientific genius in his time, meaning that he's technically not stupid. Distracting him requires quick wits and cunning. You guys will have to make sure he continues fighting against those Imperial soldiers while the rest of us go in and retrieve the Stargate.
  • Icky: That's our specialty. Distracting is what we're... Kind of... Good at.

Meanwhile, in the recently crashed Main Imperial Ship.

  • Lamistan has already slew some imperials.
  • Lamistan: "Now, let's see if I can successfully find the cargo bay."
  • An Imperial is seen pain stakingly making sure the door to the cargo bay is so locked up, not even a ghost or a ghost-like Skeleton can break through.
  • Imperial: Trans-magnetic shield activated. No ghost will be able to ghost through this door with this around it.
  • Lamistan: (Sees this) HAH! A trans-magnetic shield? Guaranteed to deter or contain supernatural entities? I laugh at such technology. Even with the generator on the other side, nothing is safe from me. (In telepathic voice) Somebody blast into the cargo bay, and deactivate the trans-magnetic shield generator so I can find the holographic map. Nothing is going to stop me.
  • Undead Pirate: (Screehes in a agreeing tone) (They enter a small spacefighter, and locates the cargo bay whichis the most exposed part of the crashed ship, blasts a hole in the wall, and enter the cargo bay)
  • Voice: Warning! Security breach in the cargo bay! Repeat, the cargo bay is under attack.
  • Imperial: Protect the trans-magnetic shield generator! Activate the security system before- (The trans-magnetic shield is deactivated and the generator is seen partially melted) NO!
  • Lamistan: (Chuckles) Jackpot! (Ghosts through the door, and enters the cargo bay) Now, to search the bay for the holographic map. All the currency and the pirates in both UUniverses will be mine. (Uses his powers to locate the holographic map, and destroys the cargo containing it, and picks it up) At last! It's mine! All pirates retreat back to the ship and back to the fortress. We begin our invasion immediately. (Teleports away)

Outside again.

  • Lamistan: (Teleports to the top of the fortress, and finds the Stargate still intact) Now, let the Pirate Empire begin! (Cackles until Raxx Rex, a giant flying worm, appears and gobbles up the Stargate) WHAT THE HELL?!? (Sees Raxx return to the SS Axxus, and they blast off) NO! Everybody, man your stations! I want everyone to go after the SS Axxus. Repeat, I want EVERYONE to go after the SS Axxus and retrieve the Stargate.
  • Sacen: Good boy, Raxx! (Nytrox barks)
  • Xandy: Now let's get this Stargate to the Xzran Ocean and get the sonar ready.
  • Icky: "Well, It should be fair to warn everyone, it's not gonna be straight forword easy!"
  • Lamistan's haunted ship is nearly apporuching the S.S. Axxus, and is a giant, way bigger then even the golden touch.
  • Longbeard: "No surprise Lamistan didn't gave up easily."
  • Sacen: Battle stations! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!! (Everyone gets ready to defend the Stargate) We must not let Lamistan get back the Stargate. Once he does, it's game over!
  • Cloakblade: We shall protect the Stargate with our lives, Sacen.
  • Lamistan: TAKE THAT SHIP OUT OF THE SKY! (His ship readies it's laser cannons as music play)
Greatest Battle Music Of All Times - Norwegian Pirate

Greatest Battle Music Of All Times - Norwegian Pirate

  • Lord BIAB: "Enemy fire?!"
  • The Lazers proceed to fire at the SS Axxus, albeit missing alot!
  • Harpoons are fired from Lamistan's ship to the SS Axxus, forming a rope briage that the Undead Skeletal pirates began to advance!
  • Icky: "WE GOT HICHIKERS?!"
  • Sacen: "Alpha Neptune!"
  • Alpha Neptune starts to smack away the Skeletal pirates away from the ship!
  • Alpha Neptune: "Someone needs to cut the briage! Not even an Manbeetle Alpha like me can hold them off forever!"
  • Monnoe: "Wow, you talked..... But right!"
  • Monnoe brings out a lazer knife and proceeds to cut the briage, cause the advancers to fall!
  • Lamistan's ship fires more Harpoon rope briages!
  • Lord Shen: "A battle's ineditable now!"
  • Neptune and Monnoe retreats as Skeletal pirates advance!
  • Mr. Krabs brings out his swordfish skull sword and proceeds to fight off the skeletal pirates with little trouble!
  • Skeletal Rarxter came on board, and charged trumpeting!
  • Axxus intervines!
  • Axxus: "Excuse me, but I think we have un-finished business from that demon planet!"
  • Axxus and Rarxter began to duel!
  • Axxus: "Rarxter, you should deffently consider retiring from piracy, cause I think these days, you, lost your edge!?"
  • Axxus trips Rarxter who trips into the same cage as Foul Cheese!
  • The Two proceed to screeh and make noise, Rarxter trumpeting!
  • Spongebob: "Look at them screaming their undead lungs off!"
  • Patrick: "Ew, gross."
  • Spongebob: "Well, plenty of those still running around."
  • Lord Shen cuts off one of the briages, as Po and Boss Wolf smack around the remaining Skeletal pirates!
  • The Furious Five arrive at the second briage, as Lamistan is leading the next wave of Skeletal pirates advancing the SS Axxus.
  • Tigress: "Cut it?!" (The Furious Five did that)
  • Lamistan leaped in the air as the crew fell with the rope briage, about to grab the leadge!
  • Icky: STAND BACK! (He fires his Ghostbuster equipment at Lamistan, which launches him straight back to his ship)
  • Lamistan: (Growls in anger) Ready the turbolaser cannons! We'll blast the thrusters off of them! (Larger versions of the laser cannons appear on his ship, and power up in green energy)
  • Aurlena: (Seeing this) Uh, Sacen?
  • Sacen: (Looks outside to see the turbolaser cannons) Uh-oh! We can't let those turbolaser cannons hit us! Bring up the deflector shield!
  • Snapper: You got it, Sacen! (Initiates the deflector shield, which protects the SS Axxus from the turbolaser blasts)
  • Lamistan: That deflector shield won't protect them forever!
  • Sacen: This deflector shield should protect us, but not forever. We have to take care of those turbolaser cannons and fast!
  • Sandy: Leave that to us! (The Lodgers jump into the van, and take off)
  • The Van heads torwords Lamistan's ship!
  • Lamistan: "Huh? A flying land vicitle? How can that even be logically possable?!"
  • Skeletal Pirates on jetpacks flew up and proceed to chase the van!
  • Sandy: (Fires missiles at the jet-packed pirates, blowing them all into bones and scrap metal) Consider them 'boned'! (Spins the van into a constant aileron roll towards one of the turbolaser cannons, and blasts it to pieces with the laser cannons)
  • Lamistan: Oh, they think they're so talented? We shall see. (Aims his arm cannon at them, and fires rapid-fire dark-blue plasma blasts)
  • Skipper: INCOMING GUNFIRE!!! (The van spins around dodging the plasma blasts)
  • Lamistan: (Fires a missile from the arm cannon)
  • Sandy: (Barrel rolls the van, which misguides the missile into striking and destroying one of the turbolaser cannons)
  • Fidget: (On microphone) HEY, LAMMY! EVERYONE SAYS YOU SUCK AS A PIRATE!!! (Raspberries)
  • Lamistan: WHY YOU-?!? Open fire on the van! NOW! (The turbolaser cannons aim for the van, but keep missing every time)
  • Sandy: YEE-HAH!
  • Skipper: Easy there, partner! You don't want the g-forces making us burst like balloons.
  • Sandy: You think I haven't flown this thing before? Because I HAVE, and you know it. (Drives the van across the battlefield)
  • Lamistan: Release the Skim-Fighters! (Small starfighters like the one from before fly out of the hangar of Lamistan's ship, and go after the van)
  • Rico: Uh-oh!
  • Skipper: Uh, Sandy, get ready for a dogfight!
  • Sandy: "I watch enough star wars movies, both original and the actiony part of the prequils to know well enough on how to deal with these varmits!" (Flies the van through the battlefield while dodging the firepower of the Skim-Fighters, which she manages to maneuver from and shoot down well) BOOM! (Fires a missile at another turbolaser cannon, but at the exact moment the last turbolaser cannon takes down the SS Axxus deflector shield)
  • Lamistan: HAH! Finally! Your ass is going down, young Axxus girl! (The turbolaser cannon fires at one of the thrusters, and deals a great amount of damage)

SS Axxus

  • Sacen: WHOA!
  • Voice: Warning! Thrusters are taking heavy damage!
  • Lord BIAB: I CAN'T CONTROL THE SHIP MUCH LONGER!
  • Samantha: Do not worry. (Uses her magic powers to stabilize the damaged thruster) This will not only keep the thruster safe so it can be repaired, but it will also protect it from another blast. But you must do it quick, because it isn't permanent.
  • Sacen: Lord BIAB, Xandy, Zosimo, go over there and repair the thruster, quick!
  • Xandy: We're on it! (The 3 make it to the thruster control panel, only to find that it's nearly destroyed)
  • Zosimo: My God! What a mess! It's not my first time I repaired damage from a turbolaser, but it tends to take hours for even me to quick fix it.
  • Samantha: (Arrives) Your asisence is un-nessersary this time, my magic can molecularly repair the major damages. (Uses her magic powers to repair most of the damages) The minor damages you may have time to fix until the stabilization spell wears off.
  • Zosimo: "Ok, leave the small timers for me!"
  • Xandy: Thank you, Samantha.

Outside

  • Sandy: Let's take this turbolaser out! (Suddenly, the van is attacked by more Skim-Fighters, only at a much greater number) WHOA! There's more of them than before.
  • Undead Pirate: (Puts a small device on the turbolaser cannon, and activates it, putting up a shield)
  • Kowalski: Oh, no! They put a shield around the last turbolaser cannon!
  • Lamistan: That Stargate is MINE! FIRE! (The turbolaser cannon fires at another spot on the SS Axxus, but a magic shield blocks it, and it goes back to the turrent, where in slow motion, the penguins removed the device protacting it, and escape as the last deadly powerful turrent is destroyed!)
  • Kolwalski: "Wow..... That was lucky."
  • The Skim fighters still process on chasing the lougers.
  • Icky opens a window and appears with a rocket laungher.
  • Icky: "Ok, I have enough of these fuckers?!"
  • Icky fires a rocker, blast off a good number of ships, forcing survivers to cowerdly retreat!
  • Icky: "YEAH?! DON'T FUCK WITH THE ICKANATOR, BITCHES?!"
  • Trixie magicly makes the ship's anchor drop down, halting the ship prematurely, and crashing it into the sea!?
  • The Van goes back to the SS Axxus already about to be fully repaired!
  • Lamistan: NO!  I AM SO CLOSE?! I was just about to destroy that ship?! Now soon it'll be repaired, and my attempts, forever stunted!? (Growls in anger) Very well, then! If I can't stop them from the outside, I'll stop them from the inside! (Teleports away)

SS Axxus

  • Xandy: (She and the others have finally repaired the thruster) Thruster is repaired and operational, Sacen!
  • The Van lands.
  • Spongebob: "Consider the lazers broken!?"
  • Icky: It's a good thing we still have Axxus on our side thanks to Lami not able to fully taint Axxus unlike Rarxy and Cheesey
  • ???: So I have the displeasure of realising. (Lamistan teleports to the ship)
  • Axxus: "Uh oh. Not good."
  • Lamistan: "I feel ashamed of myself for not forseeing this sooner. I thought it was only because you had the strong will and intelligents to be like me, and my new first mate. But sadly, the truth is, your heart is too sickingly pure, that all I did was turned you a walking sack of rotting flesh."
  • Axxus: "You honestly didn't see me joining the heroes at first breath from me insulting you and refusing your advances? Really? At least Cheese knew better not to trust me."
  • Lamistan: "But perhaps, that is also the witch's fault. She gave a curse only powerful enough to only make unpure hearts and weak wills into mindless but obedient servents. But you Axxus, are half ammune. Physically, you are infected, but all it does is make you unattractive to living girls. But if I can find a way to amplyfy the curse, I can make my enflusence on you stronger! It has to magic, darker and more tainted, then even dark Magilo!"
  • Icky: "Pfft! Good luck! Cause the only way your gonna get shit like that is from Darkspawn, and guess what? Darkspawn don't exist here in the AUU."
  • Lamistan: Sadly, I have absolutely NO interest in those demonic hellspawn you call 'Darkspawn'. They're impossible to contact thanks to you heroes, and it's pointless to get to them with you guys in the way. To add further misfortune, I don't have time to go straight back to Skullian Prime to get enough power after I'm inches to taking over these 2 UUniverses, so the best choice I have is to imprison Axxus until I can find the power to completely corrupt him.
  • Icky: I hate to break it to you, Lammy, but we've already arrived at the Xzran Ocean, and we're about ready to dump your Stargate onto the sea floor, and blow your ears to death with a sonar. Tough luck trying to stop us after how good we've whooped your crew. (Uses his Ghostbuster equipment to launch him away again)

Xzran Ocean (This music plays as the SS Axxus goes into the ocean)

The Lego Videogame - The Depths Mission Theme (Tension)

The Lego Videogame - The Depths Mission Theme (Tension)

  • Sacen: Nice work, everyone. We're almost finished with the mission.
  • Axxus: Let's just keep an eye out for Lamistan. With us being underwater now, Lamistan is sure to have a few advantages against us like drowning us...or having the pressure kill us.
  • Kowalski: Then we're gonna have to do it quickly. (The SS Axxus makes it to the bottom of the sea)
  • Xandy: Alright, we've made it to the floor. Now let's get Raxx to take the Stargate out so we can launch the sonar-
  • ???: NO! (Lamistan appears again) I won't let you do this! Pirate crew or not, you will NOT stop me! (Fires dark-blue plasma energy at the sides of the SS Axxus, causing leaks to appear) Let's see you paddle out of this! (Teleports away)
  • Melman: WE'RE DOOMED!!!
  • Trixie: (She and Gilda turn into their merpony and mergriffin selves) Glad we don't have a problem with drowning.
  • Alex: But for the rest of us that can't survive in deep underwater pressure, we're so doomed.
  • Sacen: We have to plug those holes! RAXX, QUICK, GET THE STARGATE OUT! (Raxx does that, and the Stargate stands upright on the ocean floor) We can do this before the ship floods up. Can't we?
  • Lord BIAB: Slight problem, Sacen.
  • Sacen: Slight problem? How slight?
  • Lord BIAB: Uh, the sonar takes about a couple of minutes to charge up to a frequency high enough to lift the curse.
  • Sacen:... Uh-oh.
  • Icky: "That, fucking asshole REALLY wants to make sure both our universes get fucked, does he?"
  • Trixie: "Oh for goodness sake!"
  • Trixie magicly plugs up the holes with Bottle Corks.
  • Trixie: "These things are impossable to remove without bottle openers."
  • Gilda pulls a plug for the water to drain out.
  • Gilda: "Hmmp. Some evil Pirate genius."
  • ???: "GRAHHH!? YOU ACCURSED FOOLS HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING?!"
  • Lamistan appears in a very angry state!
  • Lamistan: "This time, I will settle this, the old fastion way?!"
  • Icky brings out the device again, only for Lamistan to grab it and toss it away from reach!
  • Lamistan: "That smart alacty stuff shall not help this time. We fight like REAL competitors!"
  • Axxus: "Then only I am capable to actselly even be a slight challnage. Beat me, and you can screw the universes for as much as your dead blacken heart aspires to do such."
  • Icky: "Your making a risky deal, Axxus. This guy will learn your moves quickly and beat you! He's virtually un-fightable!"
  • Axxus: "I beaten Cheese when he said he learned from Zo Masters on stronger sword fighting, and survived every single dirty trick against Rarxter. I think I can handle a walking bag of rags and bones."
  • Lamistan laughs!
  • Lamistan: "Smug fools?! All your doing is dooming yourselves! And your in no position to surpass me, Axxus. You know well what I did to that idiot desentent of the cop who dared attempted to end my legacy. What I would do to you, would make that look like a slap in the face?!"
  • Axxus: "I have something neither of those two, espeically not you, would never top...... Being unpreditable."
  • Lamistan: "Think that's gonna help? HA! There hasn't a force, dead or alive, that I can't analise and study, and adapt!"
  • Axxus: "That's the thing.... You were actselly wrong about me being corruptable, and made the mistake of not having me contained when you have every chance! You treated a prisoner like a trusted ally! I am not like the black sheep Blackon Axxus, I am not some criminal Cheese thought I was, I am not intentionally the guy who ruined the pirate lord legacy of Rarxter, and I am most certainly am not like, or will never be, like your mindless, willless, hopeless henchmen, I am Axxus, and honestly, my greatest strengh, is that not even my closet friends can read me properly!"
  • Po: "He's right you know. We thought he was some criminal too, we were WAY off and lost, hard! It helped even less that we weren't warn of his badass crew!"
  • Lamistan: "HA!? It's all nothing but dumb luck and bad planning on their parts! You only became a pirate lord, through an accsident! You survived against all attempts because Cheeseworth and Rarxter were incompident! I am not a worthless bad polotision, or a gold lusting fool, I, AM, LAMISTAN?! FUTURE PIRATE LORD, OF TWO UNIVERSES?!"
  • Axxus: "Can we just fight already? Honestly, alot of "friends" I make are too chatty!"
  • Lamistan: "Consider this, (readies his lazer sword) the last fight of your free will!"
  • Axxus: "Yap yap yap, on your part!"
  • Lamistan and Axxus start to duel, and all through out parts of the ship!
  • Lamistan: Is that's all you've got, unotter? I've seen mediocre fighting moves from a triple-fanged spider!
  • Axxus: Well, this spider's about to bring the venom! (Smacks Lamistan through the SS Axxus walls)
  • Lord BIAB: Sir, the sonar is ready!
  • Lamistan's Voice: OH, NO, IT'S NOT! (Blasts more holes into the 'SS Axxus)
  • Trixie: Really? The same move again? (Tries using her magic, but Lamistan shocks her horn enough to disable it)... My magic isn't working! (Her magic on the other leaks wear off, and the leaks return)
  • Samantha: (Plugs up the leaks again, but the ship is now knee-deep with water) My magic can't hold the leaks much longer. We've got to get the sonar ready.
  • Lamistan: (Attacks Axxus from behind, but Axxus blocks it with his vibrosword) Your hero allies are much more formidable than any other pirate I've battled in my life, I'll give you that. But it won't be enough. (Zaps Lord BIAB away from the sonar controls, and places a dark-blue shield around it. Axxus and Lamistan continue dueling until Lamistan gets him stuck in the water in a sword lock) You may be semi-aquatic, but you can't hold your breath forever!
  • Sacen: DAD! (Tries attacking, but her fist goes right through Lamistan) Oh, forgot you were a skeletal ghost.
  • Lamistan: You think? (Smacks Sacen away)
  • Icky: (Finds his Ghostbuster equipment in the water, and tries to get it, but Lamistan notices him)
  • Lamistan: Hold it! (Blasts a plasma shot at him, and he dodges)
  • Arnswall grabs Lamistan!
  • Arnswall: "REMEMBER ME, YOU BASTURD!? THE UNLUCKY FAMILY PIRATE YOU RUINED!?"
  • Lamistan: "Frankly, I didn't ruined him, (zaps almost the life out of Arnswall) ENOUGH!?"
  • Lamistan tosses Arnswall away!
  • Axxus: (Gains the strength to push Lamistan off of him, and resurface) Leave them out of it, Lamistan! This battle is between you and me!
  • Lamistan: Brave words, but I shall not be fooled that easily. You're trying to distract me from- (Icky blasts him with the Ghostbuster equipment, and he then blasts the shield protecting the sonar)
  • Icky: That'll show ya'!
  • Lord BIAB: Alright, activating the sonar! (Points the sonar at the Stargate, but at that moment, Samantha's plugs wear off and the ship leaks again, and Lord BIAB short-circuits and go offline)
  • Axxus: BIAB! (The other robots short circuit and go offline)
  • Kowalski: I'll handle this! (Works on the sonar controls)...3...2...1...
  • Lamistan: (Punches a huge hole in the ship, flooding the entire ship with water, leaving the non-aquatic Shell Lodgers to suffocate until Samantha makes magic bubbles that surround their heads, and they all gasp for air)
  • Samantha: Lamistan shall not deter us that easily. These bubbles will not last long, either, so we must do this fast.
  • Merlin: Once it does, I'll give us the ability to breath underwater- (Suddenly, Lamistan shocks the wand into being disabled of it's magic)... CRAP!
  • Lamistan: You're NOT activating that sonar!
  • Kowalski: Wanna bet? It's about to be activated.
  • Lamistan: Not on MY watch! (Tries to get to the control panel, but Samantha puts a shield around it, preventing Lamistan's grip from reaching, which allows it to fire the sonar straight into the Stargate) NOOOOO!!! (The stargate gets brighter in energy, and the lights on it begin to turn from dark blue to white, causing Lamistan to jolt in electricity, even losing his clothes) AARRGGHH!!
  • Icky: Huh, so that witch wasn't joking when she said he was gonna get naked.

Meanwhile.

  • The Trapped Lamistan ship started to be sucked away in magical engry, as the Skeletal undead either fell apart, or turn back into living beings again!

Back to S.S. Axxus!

  • Lamistan: NOOOOOOO!!! (The Stargate goes offline, and Lamistan implodes in hundreds of tiny bubbles)
  • Axxus: (He returns back to a regular unotter)... (He gets relieved that he is back to normal, and swims out of the SS Axxus to see that the Stargate isn't cursed anymore, and is now a regular Stargate)... (Gets a determined look, grabs the holographic map that Lamistan left on the sea floor when he was destroyed, and uses it to program the Stargate to go to his fortress)
  • Tulio: Uh... What's he doing?
  • Zosimo:... I think I know. Everyone get to the back of the ship! (Everyone swims over to the back of the SS Axxus while Axxus programs the Stargate to open big enough for the ship to go through. At that moment, everyone begins pushing the SS Axxus as hard as they can towards the portal, and at first they're succeeding, but when they get close, Samantha's bubble spell wears off)
  • Magnum: (Uses her brute strength to push the SS Axxus faster, and they eventually make it through the portal)

Axxus' Fortress

  • Xandy: (The SS Axxus is pushed through the Stargate portal, and they all land somewhere near the fortress. Everyone gasps for air or coughs)... Good thing that Stargate's portal was waterproof.
  • Aurlena: And... (Coughs)... I'm glad our work here is done.
  • Both Pirates and Imperials cheer for the success of the heroes.
  • Groson: "YOU DID IT AXXUS AND NOT AT ALL PIRATES LOUGERS AND HEROES ACT!?"
  • Sloop: "YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!?"
  • Granmorc: "Smile for the nice heroes, Wilson."
  • Sam: "Ah, no need to cheer for us."
  • Max: "Just doing our duties."
  • Longbeard: "Well, with approveal like this, It's doubtful the pirate council would seek to punish Axxus for lying. The pirates of Arca pretty much spoke for you, nefpew......... Nefpew?"
  • Axxus stood over the broken robots.
  • Axxus: "BIAB, Polly, Dash, Neptune, Bloob, Tin-can.... They're gone...."
  • Zosimo: "We're, sorry about your robots. Maybe, when the Grand Council isn't too mad, we can ask them to make some captured VA Sciencetists to fix them up again, monitered alchorse."
  • ???: "Now WHY would we be mad for saving the universes again?"
  • Both Grand and High Councils appeared.
  • Councilman Calixto: "Your unconventional way saved everyone."
  • Warson: "You can thank a miss "Princess Celestia" and my history advisers for making us see that we judged a holobook by it's shape. She showed us that Axxus was helping people negitively effected by Cheese's misuse of his position. And I have learned that Cheeseworth's parents didn't actselly died from an attack! It was old age, like I expected! Now that bird will have heck to pay for this!"
  • Icky: "So, your not even no longer bothered that Axxus was with the VA minorly?"
  • Warson: "It was reveiled to us that it was an accsident and a trick made by the VA themselves and a grudgeful rival."
  • Councilman Inigo: "We'll be more then happy to repair his, "Guily Pleasure" of his starbot allies, as thanks, and our apologies for judging him."
  • Axxus: "Wait.... Where's Arnswall?"
  • Everyone sees that he's nothing but bones now.
  • Zosimo: "(Sigh).... Poor son of a gun.... May he finally have his peace."
  • ???: "(Groans are heard from the cargo hall)."
  • Everyone looks to see Rarxter and Foul Cheese no longer skeletal.
  • Rarxter: "Ugh..... Where am I? Why am I in a cage? (Looks at Foul Cheese), And who are you?"
  • Foul Cheese: "Rarxter? How come your not part of Lamistan's undead monsiteries anymore?"
  • Rarxter: "Lamistan? What're you talking about? He's been dead for centauries, and no one has ever been able to find the stargate."
  • Foul Cheese: "..... Are, you, telling me that you don't remember that certain part of our life now?"
  • Rarxter: "Actselly.... One minute, I was talking to this weird eldery raptor, then I suddenly blacked out, then the next thing I know, I'm here with you, Mr..... I still don't know your name."
  • Foul Cheese: "..... Wait a minute..... I'm no longer undead! I'm alive!? Wait..... That means..... I just confussed to my awful crimes?! Oh, Warson is never gonna let me live this down!?"
  • Rarxter: "Oh, is that what the guy with the big spiky club is?"
  • Foul Cheese screams like a girl with a Peacock like sound being heard, and hides behind Rarxter!
  • Private: (To Sacen) You think we should show them the mind-control implant?
  • Sacen: I... I don't know. After what he said before his death, I don't know if I should.
  • Blue: What do you guys mean?
  • Sacen:... Well, he might've sneaked this on the back of my neck. (Shows her the mind-control implant)
  • Blue: (Gasps)... I... How could he?
  • Headmaster Warson: Let me see that! (Takes the mind-control implant)... Foul Cheese, would you mind explaining why this is here?
  • Foul Cheese: I... Uh... I...
  • Calixto: Miss Sacen, where did you get that device?
  • Sacen: I... He snuck it on the back of my neck.
  • Headmaster Warson:... I knew there was something wrong with you, Foul Cheese! Was this to try and get an excuse to punish Axxus?
  • Foul Cheese: Headmaster, I can explain!
  • Councilwoman Taleen: I'm sorry about this, Foul Cheese, but lying and keeping secrets from superiors and keeping illegal technology is unforgivable. We have no choice but to place you under arrest. (The guards got Cheese out of the cage, away from a confused Rarxter, and pin him down)
  • Foul Cheese: HEY, OW! NOW, HEADMASTER, I-
  • Headmaster Warson: I don't wanna hear any of it, Foul Cheese! We're not gonna stand by and let you mind-control your entire moon government and keep conspiracies from us. Not to mention you might be responsible for the murder of several people that have been disappearing during your rule.
  • Rarxter: "Wow, I got caught in a middle of a bust."
  • Foul Cheese: "Listen, I promise you! The Foul Cheese who was, like that, died at the hands of Lamistan! Axxus, of all people, somehow was able to give me a new chance in life! I espire to make amends! If I am to lose my position, you may as well. I had deminstracted I don't deserve being govener, not even for a moon. The real reason I hated pirates, wasn't because a made-up story of them killing my parents. I mean, they died of old age for corn's sake! And it was certainly more then just disliking their criminalistic tendingices! The real reason was....... Placement anuxity. People don't normally care for moon goveners, Warson. When in history, has ANYONE talked about Moon Goveners like Krom? Or Govener Domoor? Or even my own father? I was afraid of being remembered only as another member of the Cheeseworth family, and nothing more. Ok, I admit being guilty of making, questionable desidions, many of which I assumed you already know about from the other council, or would soon figure out. My misguided attempts, have now ended, because I, poorly underestimated Axxus' morally, mistaking him as just another scum from our socity's underbelly. Then, I made the worse mistake of hiring Rarxter to go after him to be rid of him when he was malmitulated by the witch's magic."
  • Rarxter: "You don't mean me, right? There's surely another Rarxter, right?"
  • Foul Cheese: "Who now has even forgotten what he originally became. It is tecnecally my fault, not just Rarxter's, that we even had to deal with this Lamistan fiasco at all. All because I banished the Heroes Act, and the very aliens that saved our universe from the Villains Act, for one small mistake that could've been avoided had I took the time to explain the crew of Axxus. Now look at me. I'll only go down in history as another busted tyrant. The Tyrant who hired an idiot who ended up freeing a monster, to go after an underappresiated anti-hero."
  • Rarxter: ".... Wow, deep..... I wonder where this "Idiot" is now?"
  • Julymusk: "...... Should we tell him?"
  • Axxus: "Not yet."
  • Warson: "...... While I am still furious you did these things, I think the only real villains were the Dark Magilo Witch, and Lamistan. You'll be spared a stay in Oranos, Cheese, but you will still no longer be govener of Urex, or any of moons of Delta, or any of the UU's moons. You'll be black-listed from partaking even so much as being a assisent vice-president's aide to the aide of the vice president's assisent to the archduke's adviser's assisent to the assisent. You'll be sent to a reabilitation factily for until your proven very less likely to make more mistakes like this."
  • Foul Cheese didn't say anything. It wasn't like he didn't expected to lose his position either way.
  • Rarxter: "Well, tough break good sir. I'll just, uh, return to my pirate lord throwne and clean up the mess of whatever just happened."
  • Axxus: "Uh, actselly Rarxter, there's something you should know.... Something, may've happened to you for sometime that, may have something to do with the witch."
  • Rarxter: "Axxus? Longbeard's nefew? Hey there my boy, I see you finally made it up in life! But, what do you mean, something happened that concerns the witch?"
  • Axxus: "(Sighs)...... Look at both of your, hand, pacyderm foot things."
  • Rarxter: What do you mean- (Sees his cybernetic right arm, and gets visions, and immediately remembers everything)... No!... This is all my fault! (Falls down crying)
  • Magnum: Wow, he remembered everything already?
  • Xandy:... SHOOT, SKULLERA! What happened to her! (Everyone goes into the room where Skullera is at, and when they deactivate the audio disablers, she is heard again)
  • Skullera:... And that's how I saved- whoa, whoa wait........ Uh, what happened?
  • Icky: "We defeated Lamistan, you witch!"
  • Skullera: ".... Darn......"
  • Po: "Wow, your taking defeat very well."
  • Skullera: "Well, it wasn't like I was able to do anything about it. Without my guidence, and a sense of humility, Lamistan was a hopeless cause, doomed for failure."
  • Sacen: I just can't believe this! You kept talking throughout that entire battle, with explosions, damages, loud noises, even when our ship was getting flooded, and you didn't even notice something was up?
  • Skullera: Well, what did you expect from an old lady? With that truth serum, I just kept on talking. I had no idea you weren't paying attention.
  • Shrek: What do you reckon we should do with her?
  • Councilman Oswin: We'll take care of her. I think the best thing for us to do would be to keep her in Oranos until she dies... Which considering how long she lived, will be a LONG time away.
  • Skullera: Eh, my species lives up to 50 years. I'm just a witch who made potions to make me live longer. I calculated already that I have only 10 years left to live. What about Rarxter and Arnswall?
  • Councilman Galeno: Rarxter is arrested.
  • Icky: And Arnswall... Well... He's in a good place, now.
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well. all's well that ends well."
  • Warson: "Uh, one thing though? Where's the stargate?"
  • Axxus: "...... It's at the bottom of Xzran ocean."
  • Warson: "Oh dear..... Well, I'll have to call a speiclest crew to fish the thing out. I see a great use for that device. That thing can really aide our universe in so many ways. And, I guess we have a crew of pirates to thank for this. And I know just how to repay the favor."

Epilogue

Vinzotyx

  • Axxus has just droped the Heores Act and the Lodgers and their van off.
  • Icky: "You sure your staying a pirate, even though the writing has COMPLETELY ignored the "Sacen doesn't want to be a pirate" comsent?"
  • Axxus: "A pirate sticks to his desteny. But I do look forword for better tides the next time we meet."
  • Patrick: "Well, it just stinks that Rarxter's still going to jail now that he's not bad any more."
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry. He's not even being sent to Oranos. He'll stay in a minor pentatenery space station, then the guy will persue a career as a cyberconetic chef once bail comes through. Hope it works out for Rarxy."
  • Shrek: "It's sure great for Creek and Julymusk have gotten higher positions ever since that Blood Gush guy retired when he couldn't protect Foul Cheese from Lamistan in time."
  • Donkey: "Yeah, looks like those two are finally going places."
  • Sacen: "And with my mother un-realisticly back, I am no longer wanting to make my dad stop being pirate.... But I do however, will still nag him if he's not careful about picking fights for now on."
  • Axxus: "(Hearty laugh), Oh, Sacen, with you, it's always something!"
  • Spova: We'd also like to have the opportunity to join your crew, Captain. We still enjoy being pirates, and we'd like to continue being pirates.
  • Axxus: Of course, child. There's always room for some newbies. Welcome to the crew.
  • Cyona: Well, it's great we're able to start a new life.
  • Byrn: I know.... (He and Cyona hug)
  • Cyona: A new life together.
  • Byrn: You know it!
  • Icky: "Good luck Axxus, and sorry the episode wasn't able to properly defelupt the rest of your crew like we hoped! But at least the re-writes fixed that alittle bit!"
  • Axxus: "..... I'll just take that as a normal good-bye from you people. Tell the Grand Council thanks for repairing my robots, and making me an offitcal ally to you guys, and good luck keeping those VA clowns in their place!"
  • Xandy: We shall, Captain! (Nytrox barks)
  • Sacen: Fare thee well, Heroes Act and Lougers, And thank you for your help.
  • Axxus: Thank you for doin' a great job leading me crew while I was gone. (Sniffs as his eyes start tearing up) I'm just so glad you've been doing some growing up. You're gonna make a GREAT pirate someday.
  • Sacen: And I'm glad to be one someday. (They both hug)
  • Axxus: Alright, let's blast off! (The SS Axxus leaves to space, and they blast off into hyperdrive)
  • Xandy:... Wow, first mission, and already, I feel great. (Nytrox barks) I know, right? Who's a good troggle for helping us win this fight? Who is he? (Cuddles Nytrox)
  • Sandy:... You know, I think that's rather cute.
  • Magnum: Thank you Lodgers for helping us get through this mission.
  • Shifu: It's a great pleasure, Magnum.
  • Zosimo: (To Samantha) Hey, Samantha? You think you'd have an interest in joining us? There's always room in a league of heroes for you.
  • Samantha: That would be great, but I have much more important business to attend to. My place is with Magilio, but I'm sure the Magilians will be happy to allow me to join. We shall just see, though. There may also be an opportunity that some people I know who have great potential will join, too. Farewell, my friends. (Disappears in a cloud of purple smoke).
  • Spyro: "I'm glad this ended well....... (Spyro sighs depressively)."
  • Icky: "Not to mean to sound like an uncaring douchebag, but, what is it now?"
  • Spyro: "...... I am still thinking about, what happened to Stoick..... I mean..... Does the High Council even know what happened?"
  • Merlin: "Surely by now. Word of what became of a great ally to the High Council meeting a demise travels quickly."
  • Spongebob: "..... I think it's about time we pay Hiccup and friends a visit, and tell him he has our support."

Castle Obiivion.

  • Axel sees what is going on with the lougers, and though normally a nobody, does understand the loss Spyro is going through.
  • Luxord: "I'll admit. It was pretty enteraining on how those misfits made a mockery out of a "supposingly" unstoppable curse, and finally send that Lamistan freak to darkness. I do somewhat understood why you have such faith in these guys."
  • Larxene: "And that alien council gets themselves a nice, shiny powerful portal.... Ya know, after they fish it out first."
  • Zexion: "Yes. But the Lougers still have a long way to go."
  • Marluxia came in.
  • Marluxia: "A few pirates are now the least of the lougers' concerns."
  • Vexen came in.
  • Vexen: "Indeed! Those misfits have stirred a long forgotten foe during that debacle in their visit to the imfamous Skullian Prime."
  • Marluxia: "A currently unbanished Darkspawn Lord... And his stench coundn't be any more fouler."
  • Zexion: "Yes.... I smell the reek of Darkspawn as well..... It is simuler to that of the Darkspawn warriors, of Dragon age, but, it's worse."
  • Axel: "Pew! I smell it too! Ok, who is it? Did Malefor manage to convince the lucky sap to try and join the leage?"
  • Marluxia: "It's worse then some hopeless loyalist to Malefor. It's a Darkspawn independent to the ways of the leage and what the Darkspawn brotherhood has become now. A darkspawn of unconventional capabilities of his kind. A darkspawn, who knows of the young Hiccup's troubles."
  • Zexion: "You speak of..... The lord of greving and solice?"
  • Marluxia: "He has been slowly building his power from familes who suffered from loss of their love ones..... But A Viking Family who lost their beloved leader, capable to control dragons, would bring interest to the natterolly conquest hungry monster."
  • Vexen: "If what we had discovered is true, then this, will be a much more complincated test for those misfits then that inhumble fool Lamistan. This, abomination, will play on the Lougers' troubled pasts like toys, and make it impossable to defeat him. If I had emotions like somebodies, I would dread for them."
  • Axel: "Very concerning.... But the lougers beaten the unpossable before. Lamistan was though to be impossable, but they beaten him just find, albeit, some complincations."
  • Vexen: "You better hope these, oddies, your so fond of, are capable of such, or Xehanort's true plans will no longer be the only true threat to these universes."

Skullian Prime.

  • A figure stood in a dark room with a map of berk, turning into what looks like Stoick with magic.
  • ???: "My time to rule, is now..."
  • Evil laughs were heard as the camera exits the building, and dramaticly stops on the full view of Skullian prime!

The end?.......

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