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Strictly Invitation Only is the 22nd Episode of the Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Senator Tricorn is hosting a very huge banquet in honor of a well-recognized UUniverseal Senator who is actually her aged adopted mother, Senator Morecorn, and Tricorn wants to impress her mother so badly since Morecorn has become slightly dissatisfied on how Tricorn kept making questionable moves, and was desperate enough to even invite the Shell Lodgers as guests, even though some had to stay behind. The former-villain Lodgers had to stay behind for their controversial pasts, the Hyenas for their bad behaviors, and Po for his bad table manners. Tricorn entrusted Spyro to be the one who prepares the banquet since she heard he was chosen for the Autumn Festival in When Turkeys Revolt, and SpongeBob to set up the party after hearing about a house party he once threw, despite the fact that the party he originally intended to have sucked. Though Spyro and SpongeBob are reluctant because Po and the former villain Lodgers are going to be left out because of Tricorn worrying that they would do something embarrassing and would upset Morecorn. This, however, attracts the attention of Qui and her cronies, who see this oppertunity to kill two birds with one stone, not only meaning to kill Spyro and SpongeBob to disable the Lodgers forever since Tricorn arrogantly separated half of the Lodgers, and capture two of the most powerful Senators of the UUniverses for automatic control, as well as a far easier way to make Qui's known ambitions for a new Villains Act get accomplished far quicker, but for Qui to lure out Cynder for her own plans to make Cynder a daughter after hatred for Cynder turns into fascination and makes her crave Cynder to be perfect as a perfect future heir of the new Villains Act. Can Po, and the former villain Lodges with Riku aiding Cynder be able to stop this party crash, and prevent Qui and her cronies from becoming dangerously close to realizing their goal of killing Spyro and SpongeBob?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Senator Tricorn's Banquet

Dragon Realms Senate

  • Tricorn: (She is sitting in her office)...So, Jamaica, how's the status on that empty Senator seat?
  • Jamaica: Well, that's what I came for, your grace....and...don't get that upset, but...your mother has taken the seat.
  • Tricorn:...My...MOTHER?!?
  • Jamaica: Yes. As in Senator Saturn Betty Morcerin, AKA Morecorn. She came with this message. (Clears throat) "Very disappointed in my little girl for all the s*** she's done! Coming into the Senate to make sure you behave. I'll meet you at this year's banquet that will be in my honor this week. Sincerely, your mother, Morecorn."
  • Tricorn:...(Gulps)...Oh, boy!
  • Jamica: "But, I'm sure that dispite her mean-spirited words, she does care for you."
  • Tri-corn: "I know she does, but.... I have ended up scaring her into being cynical and, abit sour with me for a long time now."
  • Jamica: "Oh, Tri-corn, I'm sure she is only looking out for you. Mothers scold their children sometimes because they care."
  • Tricorn: No, you don't understand. She's been cross with me for as long as I can remember. But I feel like I should reveal how I ended up with her.
  • Jamaica: Oh, you really don't need to--
  • Tricorn: Do you want to understand this or not?
  • Jamaica:...Alright.
  • Tricorn:...Okay...It all started when I was just a 1-year-old baby dragonling...

Flashback

  • (Tricorn): You see, before she had me, she had children of her own. A clutch of eggs that were soon to hatch. She was caught up with both this and being in the Dragon Realms Senate. She didn't want anything to happen to them. But then came the day the apes invaded. (Apes were seen laying waste to the dragon city)...At the same time I lost MY parents... (Apes were seen slaughtering Tricorn's parents in front of her as a baby dragonling)...She lost her eggs! (Morecorn watched as all her eggs were crushed by a boulder thrown by a catapult)...I may not have remembered much in my baby days, but I do remember getting out of the crib and crawling right into her grasp. With her only family gone, she took me in and raised me as her own.
  • (Jamaica): Was this an ape invasion that was before the one where Spyro's egg was lost and Miss Cynder's was taken?
  • (Tricorn): This was hundreds of years before that. I still remember the first day she was disappointed in me too well. You see, I was always...different growing up.
  • Young Tricorn: (A young non-cyborg Tricorn was seen with a military toy playset) FWOOSH! TASTE FLAMBE, YOU BUTT-SNIFFING APES!!! YEAH!! I LIKE TO SEE YOU ALL BURN!! (Giggles until a brooding shadow appeared. This was a young Morecorn. Tricorn hid the playset behind her back)...
  • (Tricorn): Mother didn't approve of my childhood love for war and fighting. Let's just say that invasion left a rather intense fire in my heart that I couldn't extinguish at the time. (As Morecorn sent Tricorn to her room) She said if I didn't get serious and become more cautious in the future, I'd end up being forever ruined. I know she was looking out for me after what happened to her children, But nothing I ever did would make her see that I had the potential to do something great. She was just too over-protective. (Morecorn forced Tricorn to give her the ape action figure she held in her hand as she cried in her pillow and Morecorn left)...Ever since that time, I've always wanted was for her to say...she was proud of me. But as the years passed, I started growing more into my childhood dreams and...well...let's just say that when I joined the Dragon Realms Navy after becoming friends with Cyclona, my mother didn't take it very well...
  • Morecorn: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, TRICORN?!? YOU DO REALIZE THAT A CAREER LIKE THIS WILL GET YOU KILLED?!?
  • Tri-corn: "Mother, please! I have my reasons! With terrorest organisations like Cobra poping up, the Apes still being as stupid as ever, even the Grox threatening us, I need to be able to protect our home..... And to protect you."
  • Morecorn: "Tri-corn, there's ALREADY enough brave souls like your friend Cyclona to do enough as it is! Your involvement is very un-nessersary! You can't risk fighting against the kind of people our brave millaterry goes up against! It's too risky!"
  • Tricorn:...(Sighs) You know something, mother, you've been up my throat protecting me from danger ever since you caught me playing with that military playset. I'm sorry to say that you can't keep me from being who I want to be. And that is, and always has been, to fight for my country, and therefore to save YOUR hide as much as you tried to save MINE! So...with all the love I have in my heart for you...please...BACK OFF!! (Leaves)...
  • Morecorn:...(Sighs)...My little girl's all grown up...and going out to destroy people!... (Sobs)...
  • (Tricorn): I didn't see her again for years. But when I resigned my commission following the end of the Great Grox War, I went to my mother's home to see if she was okay. I told her everything heroic I did, but...well...she just didn't want to talk to me. She didn't say anything, she didn't even give me any eye contact. So, I decided to leave her alone. I was fearful that she would commit suicide, but she never did such a thing. She was at least grateful that the war was over...and I was alive...but she left home and said on a letter that she'd always watch over me. And so... I became Senator out of respect for her. I considered it my way of making up for disappointing her.

Present

  • Tricorn: But now, I can tell by now she's heard about all the dilemmas I've been going through for over 5 years. So...I feel that it is my duty to make this banquet good for her just so I can get even a smile out of her. I'd hate to disappoint her again like I did before.
  • Jamaica: (Barely sobbing)...That's...so...awful!
  • Tricorn: So now do you understand how much this means to me? I want to give her my greatest condolences for not getting this mad at me for getting the joy I needed to extinguish the fire caused by my love for fighting and action by fighting against the Grox.
  • Jamaica:...Well...*Sniff* I would like that, your grace. I would really like that.
  • Tricorn: So, let's do what we can to make this banquet extra special.
  • Jamaica: Should I invite the Lodgers? I feel that they should know about this, too.
  • Tricorn: All of them can come...except for a few of them. Don't let the antihero Lodgers attend for...certain reasons...and don't include the panda so his pig-like appetite won't ruin the banquet.
  • Jamaica:...Right away, mam! (Leaves)
  • Tricorn:...(Sighs)...I won't let you down this time, mother. I'll make you proud....
  • Unknown to her, that a beetle-like drone was secretly watching while invisable, and left without attaracting attention.

Chapter 2: Po and the Former-Villain Lodgers Left In The Dust

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Spyro and Cynder were sitting on the couch togather watching TV.
  • TV: "In recent defelitment, formerly Retired Morecorn has returned to senatorial duties as new prime senator of the United Universeal Senate."
  • Cynder: "Morecorn.... I heard about her. I believe she was Tri-corn's adopted mother."
  • Spyro: "I feel as if she returned from retirement cause she's heart-broken and disappointed about the recent messes Tri-corn's been into."
  • Cynder: "Wouldn't be surprised. Poor Morecorn. I bet it was hard for her to deal with someone she raised as a child turn into... An un-nessersaringly violent, idiotic beast. But I'm glad Glitch-corn is offline for the time being so Tri-corn can better control herself."
  • Spyro: "Yeah, but it's only a matter of time before something happens to bring it back. And once so, we have to be ready to make sure that stupid program doesn't make Tri-corn's reputation worse then it already is."
  • Cynder: "Agreed."
  • Sparx came in, sighing as he was looking at a picture of Fire, the dragonfly, from a piece of newspaper concerning recent events.
  • Spyro chuckled.
  • Spyro: "I think someone is still thinking about that dragon fly friend of Fu-Xi's."
  • Sparx: UH, NO I'M NOT! I'm...uh...just looking at the funny pages. The Garfield ones are epic classics! This one's so much better than the one from yesterday.
  • Cynder: Oh, stop trying to hide your feelings for that dragonfly, Sparx. We already know it all too well.
  • Sparx:...(Sighs) Fine! I admit it, I'm in love with her! I didn't even catch her name. I mean, it's not like you two have experienced it before! (The two looked at each other nervously)...But enough of this, what are you guys doing?
  • Spyro: We just heard that Tricorn's adopted mother, Morecorn, has taken the empty Senator seat because of the trouble Tricorn has gotten into lately.
  • Sparx: Oh-ho-ho, are we gonna have a HUGE public spanking here tonight! I'd pay big money to see that.
  • Spyro/Cynder: SPARX!!
  • Sparx: What?!? I would!
  • Cynder: (Sighs) Sparx, that was an inappropriate thing to say.
  • Sparx: Whatever, I'm gonna go find SpongeBob. Let's just hope he didn't end up sleep-kissing Sandy again last night like last time...

Cutaway

  • Sandy: (As SpongeBob was trying to kiss her in his sleep) SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE HAVING A DREAM!! AAAHHH!!! GET OFF OF ME!! YEESH, AT THE VERY LEAST, DON'T END UP EJ********G IN YOUR PANTS AGAIN FROM WHATEVER YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IN YOUR DREAM!! AAHHHH!!

Present

  • Sparx: Though that was disturbing, I couldn't stop laughing for so long.
  • Spyro:...Right. (Knocking was heard)
  • Cynder: Huh? Who could that be? (They opened the front door to see Jamaica)
  • Spyro: Jamaica? What're you doing here?
  • Jamaica: Well, Tricorn sent me here to tell you that... You guys are being invited to Morecorn's celebratory banquet in the coming week.
  • ???: DID SOMEBODY SAY 'BANQUET'?!? (Po zooms up to them)...
  • Sparx:... You're serious? She wants us there?
  • Jamaica: Well, not all of you. She says she doesn't want the former villain Lodgers there and... She wants to leave out Po.
  • Po: WHAT?!?
  • Jamaica: She says she doesn't want your 'pig-like appetite' to ruin the banquet. Besides, I am aware of your habit of ruining banquets a lot for your enormous appetite.
  • Po: "..... AW, NO!? IT'S THE "INVITATION ONLY" EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
  • Cynder: "Ok, Po, I can understand, he has... Poor eating standerds, but, why are the anti-hero lougers dis-included?! AND ME AS WELL?!"
  • Jamica: "Cynder, it's nothing against you or them personally, it's just... Miss Morecorn has been feeling, concerned about Tri-corn's recent mistakes for awhile now.... And well, it's not just nessersarly because of controverseal pasts, but.... Well, remember Shen's little, rampage as "Dark Shen"? That's likely still gonna be a hot-button issue, espeically since Morecorn was concerned that Tri-corn almost interfeared when it wasn't appresiated. She was worried Shen as the state he was in would've took her life."
  • Cynder: "Well if Morecorn had the chance to understand that what happened then was an obvious case of corruption, then-"
  • Jamica: "Morecorn does understand that, believe me.... It's just.... Morecorn is just alittle uneasy about, alot of troubling things lately, and Tri-corn just wants to give her a peaceful banquit, so please, it's nothing against you and the anti-hero lougers, it's just... Tri-corn doesn't wanna bring distressed to her adopted mother. And she also doesn't want Po's bad hapits to.... Gross her out. Again, nothing against you guys, it's just-"
  • Spyro: "It's ok, Jamica. Tri-corn's just being a good daughter. We understand."
  • Po: "(Sadly) Yeah, I guess.... I'll, warn the other anti-hero lougers the tough break."
  • Po walked away.
  • Cynder: ".... (Sigh)... I'll, help him."
  • Cynder walked away as well.
  • Jamica: "..... Again, it was nothing against you..... (Sigh).... I hate being the bringer of bad news sometimes.... Anyway, Spyro, could you bring in Spongebob as well? Tri-corn also has a speical propisition as well...."
  • Spyro: "Alchourse.... But, be warned that he might not be very cheery when he hears about Tri-corn's, conditions."
  • SpongeBob: Hey, guys! (They see him as he has a wet stain in his pants)...I had the most wonderful dream last night.
  • Sandy: (Came out) Uh, SpongeBob, can we talk for a second?
  • Sparx:...(Scoffs and laughs) It happened again, didn't it?
  • SpongeBob: What? (Sees his pants) AAAHH, OH, THIS IS EMBARRASSING!!
  • Jamaica:...Okay, there's something I didn't need to see.
  • Spyro: She came and said we're being invited to the banquet to celebrate the coming of Tricorn's adopted mother, Morecorn.
  • SpongeBob: MORE-Corn? Sounds like a body part for my SPORE game.
  • Sandy: Well, we'd be delighted to come. But first...SpongeBob, we need to talk about...private matters. (They leave)
  • Sparx: (Laughs hard and lands on the floor)...I...I CAN'T TALK!! (Laughs)
  • Spyro:...Okay, I'd better let those two know the rest once they're done with discussing their private business. I swear, the sooner SpongeBob stops thinking about Sandy before going to sleep, the better.

Later...

  • SpongeBob: She doesn't want the antihero Lodgers or Po to come?
  • Sandy: Well...Po I get, but the antihero Lodgers? Don't that include...Cynder?
  • Spyro: Yes. That includes her. Look, I'm not too happy with the decision, either. But Tricorn says she wants this banquet to be perfect because she just wants to make her mother happy.
  • Sparx: Yeah, considering the old lady is so over-protective, the fact that she was part of the Navy was probably too much for her heart to take.
  • Sandy:...Wow. Well, if that's what she wants, I think it's best that we respect that.
  • SpongeBob: I'll go tell the others.
  • Spyro: Cynder and Po are already handling that. If Tricorn just wants to impress her mother for once, then I think we owe her a favor by contributing.
  • Sandy: "But though, I'm a might worried Shen might not take this lying down."
  • Shen's voice: "WHAT?!"

Elsewhere!

  • Lord Shen: "TRI-CORN IS LEAVING SOME OF US OUT OVER OUR FLAWS AND THAT DARK SHEN MESS!?"
  • Po: "Hey, I'm not happy I'm missing the banquet either!"
  • Icky: "IT'S THE THANKSGIVING EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
  • Lord Shen: "How could she?! THE PEACOCK FAMILY HAS ALWAYS BEEN INVITED TO BANQUETS!? And I never had a chance to get into one since.... A certain phase of my life."
  • Po: "Well, my Banquet troubles were worse at the time."

Flashback.

  • (Po): You see, I've always been denied for banquets because...well, when I threw up a bowl of sweet and sour chowder when I was young, I ended up being a disgrace to banquets everywhere. I was always hiding and watching banquets ever since. Sure I admit I'm gross, but you know how I am when I eat. But during the time when me and the others were going to a banquet to celebrate Superintendent Chang, once again, I was left down in the dumps. But when Temutai came and botched up everything because he felt he wasn't invited, I came in and...well...it turns out Superintendent Chang was as much of a slob as me. In the end, we made the BIGGEST wagon in all of China! (The duo burp was loud enough to be heard all across China, and even shook mountains, and it ended with the Furious Five, Shifu, and Hu moaning in disgust)

Present

  • Po: It was the first time I enjoyed a banquet, and with an equal slob along with it. Best fun I've had at that time...well, aside from a few days later when I ended up becoming the Midnight Stranger. But I guess that doesn't count as me being in a NORMAL one. Unless this Morecorn lady is as much a slob as Chang, then I'm in luck. But...it's really doubtful, otherwise I'm sure she'd be kicked out of the UUniversal Senate faster than you can do a normal burp.
  • Icky: "Ok, I get why YOUR out, but why are the rest of us dumped?! Granted, I'm no gentlemen, but I'm not a pig either?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Uh.... It, may've been because of... Dark Shen....."
  • Iago: ".... AND that chrismas fiasco when Copperfang cursed us to be jerks back when HE WAS A JERK HIMSELF?!"
  • Banzai: "And our overall tendingcy to sometimes cause more trouble then good. Like when Icky TRIED TO USE SHEN TO CHEAT IN A FIGHTING TOURAMENT?!"
  • Cynder: "Look, it's obvious that it's mainly because of Dark Shen, Tri-corn doesn't want to remind her troubled adopted mother of the troubles and problems of the universe. She must be a WREAK ever since Tri-corn became a cyborg and has been a consistence problem to both us and anything she deemed a threat. It is only fair that, we allow Tri-corn this chance."
  • The Anti-Hero Lougers muttered in relucent agreement.
  • Kaa: ".... I suppose your right."
  • Savio: "Eh, it's gonna suck, but I guess we owe her after she saved us from having to deal with permits and the unreliable process of introducing amends to make it "speedy"."
  • Icky: "As much as it's gonna suck, why not?"
  • Po: "Ok.... So Tri-corn can get the chance to make her mom happy, I guess."
  • Cynder: "Besides, it's probuly a blessing in disguise. We'll be able to look out for trouble that might be attracted to the chance to get a prime senator in a vulerable position. Not just that, but, I have been concerned that Qui has been disturbingly inactive now. She's normally a frequint problem we had to deal with.... She could be up for a major plan concerning the banquet, or worse!"
  • Icky: "Really? Even when we just found out awhile back that Qui has nothing to do with you, you STILL act like she does?"
  • Sir Hiss: "As much as I am newly spectic of Cynder's concerns, we should at least be more sensitve to her beliefs, Icky."
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed. We aren't truely sure if her, disturbing past, really actselly happened. Remember when we reported it to Warson about it?"

Flashback.

  • Headmaster Warson: "By the fields of Manzar, QUI WENT THROUGH ALL THAT?!"
  • Xandy: "We know it's abit shocking sir. But that really happened to Qui...."
  • Headmaster Warson: ".... As unfortunate and dark as it is, I cannot help but to feel that, this is the first time I heard this event."
  • Cynder: "..... It is? But aren't you always informed of planetary tragities?"
  • Headmaster Warson: "Well, thing is, either Qui's story wasn't well documented by the Zewinasaurs, or t'was intentionally censored to protect themselves from prosicution. Did, Qui gave any details about what tribe she was from and what the rival tribe was?"
  • Cynder: "..... She.... Didn't exactly say. Perhaps she was protecting her people's name to prevent some kind of prosicution over her actions?"
  • Headmaster Warson: ".... I think this needs to be investigated. I have an exbert very interested in how the VA happened, and he would love to see more about the origins of Qui herself. I'll issue an order for him to investigate this further. Be warned that it tends to take time. The exbert likes to be very thorough, and doesn't want to miss a detail. We will update you on this when he's finished."
  • Cynder: "How long will this take?"
  • Headmaster Warson: "..... Let's just say it isn't exactly a process that can be finish in a matter of weeks. I can't be the one quilifived to say how long this kind of process takes, but at best, all I can say is.... It's going to be a long wait."
  • Cynder sighed as a tear escaped.
  • The Lougers realised that Cynder was really hurt about what appeared to be the truth about Qui.

Reality.

  • Icky: "(Sigh), I know, I know, but that's the thing. What if this story is either not well recorded into the books or was left out intentionally to avoid backlash by people who take these sort've things WAY too seriously?"
  • Lord Shen: "True, but it could mean that Qui either isn't telling the truth, or what she was told is yet another trick by those Secret Founders to keep her ignorent. I don't have much faith in Qui actselly having ANY relation to Cynder's past myself, but for her sake, let's at least let her believe what she wants to believe... Can you at least, do that, cynical and snarky to this as you are?"
  • Icky:... Well... I suppose so.
  • Lord Shen: Good. And now, there's a point I want to make if I'm going to be staying here-
  • Iago: Let me guess, you don't want Kairi to come?
  • Lord Shen:... Well, that was a pretty good guess. But yes, that's the condition. If I am to not go to this banquet, then I cannot let her out of my sights. We all know the tired cliché of what happens when there's a party around. Things go peacefully, and before we know it, villains like Qui rear their ugly heads and cause trouble. You know, like Kairi and Spyro's Brother and Sister Anniversaries?
  • Icky: Yeah, we get it, you're still trying to protect her regardless of her age. For Heaven's sake, you were really angry when you caught that sentient tick on her leg that was obsessed with her. BLECH, cockroaches are one thing, but ticks? What's next, a fish? A spider? Or even a monster for God's sake? Seriously, these days, it's not just the villains who are out to get her.
  • Lord Shen: Exactly!
  • Cynder: Well, if that's what you want, then fine, Kairi can't go.
  • Lord Shen: Good. Speaking of which, where is she?
  • ???: I'm over here, Uncle Shen. (Kairi appears from upstairs in her nightgown) I was just taking a shower.
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, I can hear your singing from the other tallest tower.
  • Monkey: Your gonna get aroused by that?
  • Boss Wolf: And turn this into another one of those lousy Kairi fetishes? Hell no! Besides, she's already got a boyfriend.
  • Lord Shen: Kairi, we need to talk about-
  • Kairi: I already heard. You don't want me to go to this banquet. It's okay, though, I don't even wanna go, anyway.
  • Shifu: Well, I guess we'd better get ready.
  • Unknown to them, another Beetle like drone being invisable was watching as well and flew off.

Else where in the Temple.

  • Spongebob: "Wow Spyro! Can you believe that you and I get to host another party?"
  • Spyro sighed depressively.
  • Spyro: "......"
  • Spongebob: ".... Still sad about Cynder not being invited, huh?"
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Afraid so. We've been together for a long time, and we've always stuck together in the toughest of circumstances.
  • Sparx: I can clearly see why. And I'm sure a certain amount of people who made...questionable pictures of you two on the Internet...would agree.
  • Spyro: Okay, we've been over this Sparx, we're not in love. I've told you we're both scared that, if we were to be together in that fashion, our pasts would bring trouble to the both of us.
  • Sparx: Oh, a LOT of people say that, pal. I'm sure-
  • Spyro: Okay, we're getting off track here. The main reason why I'm disappointed that she wont come is because...well, she's been a bit of help to Tricorn and has even done a huge part in persuading her from certain horrible acts most of the time. I think that Cynder could be able to talk with Morecorn and convince her that Tricorn is not a true monster. She's just as persuasive to people as Shifu and the High Council for that matter. I just feel that...if she were to go, she could be of great help to Tricorn and Morecorn's relationship.
  • SpongeBob:...I see. Well, that is understandable.
  • Spyro: Yes. She's a good asset to the Lodgers for being one of the most persuasive. I feel like the problem Tricorn is through with her mother could be solved by a person like her.
  • SpongeBob: Well, I don't think that can be possible for now. We'll see what happens later on. You might get that chance soon.
  • Sparx: Why don't you get Cynder to talk to her now? Isn't the banquet supposed to be a week from now?
  • Spyro:... Hmm... I never thought of that.
  • Spongebob: "Problem is, Cynder's not the kind of girl to complain on what higher ahotrity desides. Cynder never judges a final desidion on anything."
  • Spyro: "That's true. Cynder won't seek to complincate things with Tri-corn. If there's one thing Cynder earned from being dark, is being obedient. The one ironic thing Gaul and his apes did right."
  • Spongebob: "Well granted they meant that obedience to be placed only for Malefor, but I see what you mean."
  • Spyro: "Besides, maybe at least they'll keep watch on the party. It's a known fact that every time we get into a party, villains seem to interupt it. On top of that, she's concerned about Qui's absince as of late."
  • Sparx: "But didn't we discover that Qui has nothing to do with her past?"
  • Spyro: "But remember what Warson said."
  • Sparx: Uh...I kinda forgot.
  • Spyro: He said that nobody knows the past of Qui. We already proved that the past Qui claimed she had wasn't true ever since we discovered she had plastic surgery, and Cynder has been saying lately that she finds her new form familiar. I don't know about this, but until this 'expert' gets pretty far in this investigation, which Warson claims will start with asking the good people of Qui's 'homeworld' of Zewishku, then we need to hold our thoughts on whether or not she and Cynder are connected.
  • SpongeBob: Agreed. Besides, we have more pressing matters at the moment, including helping Tricorn.
  • Spyro: Exactly, and as the hosts, Spongebob, we need to make both Tricorn and Morecorn more appreciative of each other than ever. It would really be saddening to see them both apart again.
  • Sparx: Relax, buddy, we can handle ANYTHING. When we're done with this, Morecorn will finally be appreciative of Tricorn.
  • Spyro: (Sighs) I hope so.
  • Sparx: "Don't worry bud, everything's gonna be fine."

Chapter 3: Darkness Qui's New Plan Begins Getting In Motion/Senator Morecorn Arrives

Qui's Pyrimid.

  • The Beetle Drones were ultamately reveiled as Qui's Spydrones.
  • They land and reach Narcotic and Celisus, with Qui Program present.
  • Celisus: "Ok, now let's see what our Spydrones scored this time."
  • Narcotic: "Celisus, I've been very concerned for Qui ever since the Grooka thing.... She began to obcess over Miss Cynder."
  • Celisus: "I know, and it's not the usual destroy the hero stuff, and, ugh.... She began to spend alot of times in the throwneroom more recently.... I hope she's no sprialing into Insanity."

Qui's Throwneroom.

This song begins to play as Qui Malmitulates the fire on the torches to make a magnfisent and dark display.

Hellfire - SweetPoffin's Female Cover (NEW AND IMPROVED!!)

Hellfire - SweetPoffin's Female Cover (NEW AND IMPROVED!!)

  • Darkness Qui: (Inbwteen the quiet part of the song, she goes into a room filled with crayons and several pictures of Cynder on the wall)... URRGGHH!!... I CAN'T SHAKE THIS FEELING THAT I KNOW HER!!!... I think my mind is starting to play tricks on me or something. Like everything I knew was based on a lie!
  • Celsius: Your grace? (He and Narcotic arrived)... You have a moment?
  • Darkness Qui:... (Sighs) Of course.
  • Narcotic: You haven't been the same since that Grooka incident. I mean, I'm as surprised as you are that you might be something different. I mean, you had Peerdonian plastic surgery, you're starting to gain some oddly-occurring memories, and the Villains Act founders have turned against you.
  • Darkness Qui: I know! I'm starting to question who I am, and what I am! I would go to Zewishku to get some answers, but I can't for several reasons. Two of the most major ones are the most concerning! 1. I would be hunted down constantly by General Marson and the Heroes Act, and put in Oranos. 2. None of the Zewinsaurs there will consider listening to me. But oddly enough, they never said 'Oh, look, there's the disgrace of a Zewinsaur who murdered the warriors and capable adults of a tribe except for the eldery and the now drumatised children and the future prince for personal revenge'! Honestly, they should be glad I only killed the warrirors, war-chiefs and any adult capable to be a threat and not destroy THE ENTIRE TRIBE!? That would've made me Gordon bad. Ugh, so glad that nutcase isn't with us. He would've made things WORSE here!? Heck, they never even bothered putting me back into their own prison. I'm starting to think that... I didn't belong there. And not in the way that reject me, no, it's like.... I wasn't really was meant to exist there.
  • Celsius: Well, what're you gonna do for answers?
  • Darkness Qui: By all means, guys, I am still trying to unite the villain teams and create the new Villains act! But at the same time, ever since I came here, Not only that I had to deal with incompident fueders, moronic independent villains, proud insect warrirors turned cowerd because of pesticides, which argueability isn't that out of place, robotic dinosaurs, not at all powerful love alicorns, brutal but moronic thugs, magical christailised trees, centaurs, a singing talent show, and the most horrendus backwords conspiracty exposure result I HAD TO DEAL WITH!? Not to mention that prank Batty and the spirit of someone he cared about pranked me. But then, Grooka happened and.... I have begun to go from only HATEING THAT LITTLE PSYCO CYNDER TO.... Well, I still think she's nuts, but... The hate feels, gone.... Back on Grooka, I wasn't even minorly happy that she was crying cause her obcession was for nothing! I, Darkness Qui, wasn't happy for a hero's misery?! THIS PLACE IS MESSING ME UP!? Maybe THAT's why the secret founders yarged out! It's a pittifull and misguided attempt to deter me from going into this madhouse of a universe!"
  • QP came in.
  • QP: "I can't believe I'm suggesting this, but... If your so obcessed with Cynder, then why not take the oppertunity to lure her our through going after this banquet going on?"
  • Darkness Qui:... Banquet?
  • QP: Yes. Apparently, it's in the honor of the person taking the newly-opened seat for the UUniversal Senate, and a very infamously bad-tempered senator named Tricorn wants this person, who just so happens to be her adopted mother, to have a good banquet since... Certain past problems.
  • Darkness Qui: What kind of past problems?
  • QP: It's a PAINFULLY long list that'll make us be here all day, Qui, so I'll just stick to the root of the problem. Her adopted mother was over-protective on her, and their relationship ended up sour when she joined the Dragon Realms Navy. So she became Senator upon the end of this war against these incredibly-hostile aliens called the 'Grox'. I feel like maybe we can take advantage of this.
  • Darkness Qui: I heard once or twice about those guys. We were even briefly with them when Eagle-Beak was gathering villains to go after the stupid bat. They sound like the kind of people that mean business. Should we try and get the Grox to work for us? I bet they would love the oppertunity to get back at a war hero who humiliated them and-
  • QP: Not possible. In fact, the professor was only lucky because he seemed to know how to make Grox not even offended by even a slight slip of tongue. Otherwise, not only were they banished from the Dragon Realms at the end of that war, but apparently they are unimaginaly easy to piss off. They're asentually this universe's verson of Corbos' people. Nobody in the UUniverses know what gets them angry, and they never bother to explain it. That's why most alien races in these UUniverses despise them. They make horrible allies. The Villain League once tried to get them to join their ranks very long ago when this "Pastoon" place got discovered by the lougers indirectly thanks to the Grox being nightmareish to deal with and gained an interest to have the Grox's brute force and powerful tec in their procession, but...

Cutaway

  • Captain Rourke: RETREAT!! RETREAT!! (The Villain League was running for their lives from the Grox as they wore atmospheric suits and wielded powerful blasters, one of them disintegrating Makunga)
  • Galaxhar: "OH GREAT, NOW WE'LL HAVE TO RESERECT MAKUNGA?!"
  • Plankton: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Hades: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE MONSTERS?!?
  • Etemon: (He gets disintegrated) AAHHH!!
  • Audrey II: DANG, YOU LITTLE SNOTS, TAKE IT EASY- (He gets disintegrated, and a few other villains get disintegrated while a few get back on their ship and retreat)

Present

  • QP:... It didn't end well. Bottomline, they'll Yarged on you before you can even get a slight word in edge-wise.
  • Darkness Qui:... Yikes. I haven't seen a race this dangerous and angry since the Bulliarns. Well, we'll just have to deal with what we got. When will this banquet start?
  • QP: In a week.
  • Darkness Qui: "Ugh, no doubt the all the Lougers even Cynder would be involved in it, so I think that for once, we better just leave it alone. I'm hardly the same Qui anymore, and I just feel that my compidence has suffered ALOT from the various scrapes in the past. It's LIKELY gonna end in failure reguardless!"
  • QP: "Well, you might be glad to know that the arragant bitch Tri-corn snubbed inviting Cynder and the anti-hero members of the Louge, plus the one by the name of Po, for-"
  • Darkness Qui looks legitamently shocked and offended!
  • Darkness Qui: "WHAT?! LITTERALLY THE ONE HERO THAT BRAVELY STOOD UP EVEN MY GREATNESS GETS SNUBBED AT SOME PARTY BY SOME BITCH I JUST HEARD ABOUT LITTERALLY A FEW MOMENTS AGO?!"
  • QP, Narcotic, and Celisus are legitamently surprised by the reaction.
  • QP: ".... Wow, when you said you lost your hatred for the brat, you weren't kidding."
  • Darkness Qui: "Hey, don't get me wrong, stratigetly speaking, it is a perfect oppertunity, but at the SAME TIME?! In the Universe I came from, any hero that stood up to even someone like ME, and lived alchourse, would always be treated to the highest honors and get INVITED TO ALL THE PARTIES?! IN THE VA, IF YOU HAVE A OVER-GLORIFIVED ARCH-RIVAL THAT EVERYONE NOT A VILLAIN LOVES, EVEN IF THEY'RE THE BIGGEST ASS IN THE WORLD AND/OR UNIVERSE, IT'S THE ULTAMATE STATUS SYMBOL!? IN TERMS, IT MEANS THAT PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IF THEY'RE WILLING TO LOVE AND ADORE, EVEN A DISRESPECTFUL AND UNLIKEABLE ASSHOLE WHO HAPPENS TO BE CONSIDERED THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE TO BE A TRHEAT TO YOU?! CYNDER BEING SNUBBED FROM A BANQUET OF ALL THINGS, IS THE ULTAMATE DISRESPECT TO ME?!"
  • Celisus: "In all fairness, your grace, it's HIGHLY likely this Tri-corn didn't done it to disrespect you."
  • QP: "Yeah, Cynder and half of the other Lougers that were once villains or at best minions were snubbed for some insodent concerning the one named Shen from being part of a forsaken war project that reared it's ugly head again through mysterious means, as well as the fact that some times those anti-hero lougers tend to relapse sectactulary or because of great past controversey.... In fact, Cynder used to be the Leage's leader, does she not?"
  • Darkness Qui: "THEN WHAT'S HER EXCUSE OF SNUBBING OUT THE FAT BEAR-THING PO?!"
  • QP: ".... Haven't you seen how that guy eats?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh it can't possability be THAT bad, is it?"
  • QP: Well... (Her chest opens to a screen showing Po's eating habits)...
  • Darkness Qui: (Shocked)... OH, GOD, HE ATE THAT FROM OFF THE FLOOR?!?
  • (Po): Five-second rule!
  • Darkness Qui: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THAT'S HIS EXCUSE?!? THE HUMANS OF MY WORLDS ALREADY DISPROVED THAT THEORY A CENTURY AGO!!... OH, GOD, HE SPIT THAT FOOD OUT AFTER SOMEONE WANTED IT, AH GROSS!!!... OH MY, GOD, THAT MILK CAM OUT HIS NOSE, AND... OH, MY GOD, HE DRANK IT BACK UP ANYWAY?!?
  • (Po): (Talks with his mouth full)
  • Darkness Qui: DUDE, DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!... OH, COME ON, YOU USE YOUR HANDS TO PICK UP FOOD?!? I mean, granted, I heard of finger-food, but still, THERE'S TIME AND PLACES WHERE ALL FOOD MUST BE EATEN WITH USUTENALS?! IT'S LIKE THIS GUY'S HASN'T EVEN HEARD OF SILVERWA- AAAHHHH, HE'S EATING ALL THOSE STUFFED PASTRIES LIKE AN APE?!? (Po burps loudly)... What, aren't you gonna say 'excuse me'?... Oh, God, at least it can't be worse than tha-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HE LICKED IT AND OFFERED IT TO THE STRIPED FELINE LADY?!?

5 minutes later...

  • Darkness Qui: STOP DOING THAT!! STOP DOING THAT!!! FINGERS AWAY FROM THE NOSE WHILE YOU'RE EATING!!! TURN IT OFF!!! (QP does that)... If you'll excuse me... I need to take a quick bathroom break. (Goes into the bathroom, and massive vomiting was heard)
  • Narcotic:... Was it really that disgusting? (QP shows him the video)... Oh, goodness! (Qui comes out and sees the playing clip again, and goes back into the bathroom vomiting again)

Later...

  • Narcotic:... Wow... 2 whole minutes of projectile vomiting.
  • Celsius: Okay, new rule, let's NEVER show her that video again. NOT EVEN FOR A PRANK?!
  • QP: Agreed.

Much later...

  • Darkness Qui:... Okay, I can see now why he's a disgrace to banquets everywhere. By the Gods, was that disgusting!
  • Narcotic: "Yeah, it's kinda that bad. His eating hapits' worse then my Uncle Pox's. And he never even washes his hands?! HIS HANDS?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "But we're off the subject here!? Any disrespect to the one soul brave enough to stand up to me, IS BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO ME?! AND I, WON'T, TOLERATE IT!?"
  • Celisus: "So that means we better get the drones ready for combat then?"
  • Darkness Qui: "NOT JUST THEM!? They might not be enough! Remember those desert bandits camped outside of this place?!"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, they called themselves the "Deserta Bandits" cause, appearently, this place is called "Deserta", the desert planet with a culture not too different from Intervexian culture."
  • Darkness Qui: "YES! TELL THEM THAT IN RETURN FOR A HANDSOME REWARD THAT WE NEED THEIR HELP TO KIDNAP TWO POWERFUL SENATORS AND HALF OF THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD?! WE HAVE A UNGREATFUL PARTY OF SNUBBERS TO PUNISH?! Plus it's more or less an oppertunity to score major points for the Villain Comminity here, but that's just a slight plus for doing this. NOW GO OUT TO IT?!"
  • QP, Narcotic, and Celisus obeyed and left.
  • Darkness Qui: "Believe me Cynder, I will lure you to me and I'll make you mine, ONE WAY, OR ANOTHER?!" (Resumes her song in a climatic finish.)

Bandit Camp.

  • A Huge Scorpian was in charged of several bandits inspired by the major thieves from "Aladdin and the 40 thieves". They were enjoying gold of a latest raid.
  • Vulture Sword Master: "Scor-Pan, this has to be the best looted we had plundered yet!"
  • Creepy green cobra rope master: "Yesssssssssssssssssssss."
  • Renigade Martical Artist Monkey: "One of our finest robberies yet!"
  • Falmingo triplets: "Yes, yes yes!"
  • Fat Hippo: "OH YEAH, SCOR-PAN! YOU REALLY ARE THE BANDIT KING OF ALL OF.... All of.... All of.... Uh, what are we in again?"
  • Other Bandits: "DESERTA?!"
  • Fat Hippo: "OH, OH YEAH?! THE BANDIT KING OF DESERTA!?"
  • Scor-Pan the Giant Scorpain: "(Laughs), I thank thee for your complaments, gentlemen. But my raise into greatness, is JUST, BEGINNING!? SOON, WE WILL ROB THE GREAT DESERTA PALACE OF IT'S RICHES AND SOON, THE UNIVERSE WILL KNOW OF THE NAME, SCOR-PAN?! CHEER WITH ME, DESERTA BANDITS!?"
  • ???: And I have just the way for you to accomplish that. (The thieves are startled)
  • Vulture: INTRUDER!! WHO GOES THERE?!? AND HOW DID YOU FIND US?!?
  • Celisus (He arrives with Narcotic, and QP) Oh, it wasn't that easy.
  • Narcotic: You can thank SCIENCE!
  • QP: So, you are the Deserta Bandits?
  • Scor-Pan: Yeah? And YOU must be friends of that disgrace of a villain, Darkness Qui.
  • QP: "It's a pity even simple crooks are nit-picky of a few rotten days."
  • Monkey: So what are you doing here, dishonorable ones?
  • Narcotic: "Well, Qui needs a few exberts in how to crash a huge party. You see, there's this banquet in the Dragon Realms hosted by Tri-corn and she only invited half of the lougers and-"
  • Scor-Pan: Not interested. We have no time for off-world plots. We're called the Deserta Bandits because, for one, we are on Deserta! It wouldn't make very good sense for us to do crimes OUTSIDE of Deserta. But mostly because we were banished here by the High Council for... Certain things we did to upset them.
  • Hippo: Yeah... Uh... What was it again?
  • Scor-Pan: (Sighs) THIEVERY OF DRAGON POWER GEMS OF COURSE!!!
  • QP:... You got banished here over jewery?
  • Green Cobra: "Not just any jewery. Jewery respondsable for why the Dragon Realmssssss ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the dragon realmsssssssssssssssssssssssss."
  • Narcotic: "Uh, you seem to have a bit of a lisp problem sir, have you ever considered getting that looked at?"
  • Flamingo Triplet #1: Yeah, do you know how much those are in the black market? A HUNDRED-THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
  • Flamingo Triplet #2: About a dozen of those things could make us millions! We'd be the richest thieves in the UUniverses. But those High Council jerks caught us before the transsation was complete and had banish us to this pitiful sandy hell! Nothing here but Egyptians, flesh-devouring scarabs, mummies, and sandstorms that can burn your eyes like fire! But with how much gold they have here, it's all worth it. Still wish we were successful selling off those gems though.
  • Cobra: Indeed. We make our banishment here count. We sssssssteal all kinds of treasuresssssss from every ancient city we can find.
  • Narcotic: ".... Ok, seriously, you need to see someone about that lisp."
  • QP: "Well how about we give you give an even greater chance then just robbing some snob king's fortune?"
  • Scor-Pan:... Keep talking.
  • Celisus: "Well, you see, doing crime in planetary confinement is only limited to planetary infamy. True, it DOES get you noticed in the universe, but they won't take you as a serious threat as long as your keep your evil here."
  • Scor-Pan: "..... Hmmm.... That is a truely good point.... But beleive me, as good of a point that is, we're not exactly in great position to do crime BEYOND Deserta! Those High Councilers left us to rot here with NO ship!"
  • QP: "Hello, geniuses, where did you think WE came from?!"
  • Hippo: "... Wait.... You guys WEREN'T banished here?"
  • Celisus: "Alchourse not, my simple minded buffoonic friend. We came here by choice to hide away from those heroes on the accounts Desert planets are rarely visited."
  • Green Cobra: "Then clearly you didn't know about the tourisssssssssssssssst indussssssssssssstry."
  • Celisus: "Well, luckly, we hid this triangle-shaped ruins that are rarely visited by these "tourests" you speak of."
  • Scor-Pan: "That because you people made the questionable desidion to hide in the imprisonment pyrimid of the cursed preist-lord of the forsakened, Amutt."
  • Narcotic: "...... A Mutt? A Mutt of what exactly?"
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  • Scor-Pan: "..... Your turkey friend, he's stupid, huh?"
  • QP: "You have NO idea, how much so."
  • Scor-Pan: "Anyway, Amutt, not A MUTT, Amutt, by the way, is once the greatest deserta preistlord of the entire planet of Deserta! He beleived that one day, a dragon realmian scarlet dragon, a breed of dragon more powerful and rarer then even purple dragons, would come to Deserta for the Presitlord to blindly serve under it's wing, to lead an almost unstoppable army of mummy warriors to congure all of the universes under his and the dragon's rule! In fact, it why Amutt became cursed! Eyget High Council Gods cursed Amutt to never be free from pyrimid again unless fools are stupid enough to venture deeper into pyrimid! So far, you only turned certain parts of Amutt's old lair into fancy smacy new-age lair, but you have YET to discover the way into Amutt's imprisonment, along with the room holding THOUNDSONS APAWN THOUNDSONS OF MUMMY WARRIORS?! High Council said that the so-called choosen Scarlet Dragon was kept in Dragon realms for long time, until mysteriously kidnapped by salamander people from another plain of existence! And you people no realise that answer to Qui's fall from grace, is litterally under her nose! Villian teams would be BIG-TIME impressed, all known heroes, over-wealmed! Why waste time with Banquet?"
  • Celisus: "Because it's better then chasing silly bru-ha-ha on local universes! We tried going after a legendary enturnal youth and immortality giving water foundton and it fucked us in the grabblag!
  • Scor-Pan: "It's not Bru-Ha-ha! You just need to know where to look!"
  • QP: "Look, we'll look into this "Amutt" stuff later. Can you help us ambush the banquet or not?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "..... You know what? How about deal? We'll play along with Banquet atatck, free of charge, but mostly because, we're not greatly hopeful on success with even only half of lougers present. After words, The Deserta Bandits help you find hidden room to Amutt."
  • Narcotic: "Wait, is, that why you guys are camped out here?"
  • Scor-Pan: "Yes, we not just bandits, we also believe that Qui is not truthfully what she is! She is not really "Ze-Win-A-Saur" like she keep saying. A purple horned being, told me that Qui is in fact, the missing Scarlet Dragon Realmian Dragon!"
  • QP looked concerned, but Narcotic and Celisus laughed out loud!
  • Celisus: "YOU ACTSELLY BELIEVED THAT?! ARE YOU SURE THIS PURPLE BEING WASN'T A MIRAGE OR SOME PRANKISH VAGABOND?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Oh yeah? Why not ask robot? She clearly looks like she knows something."
  • QP started to look desperate.
  • QP: "No more need to talk! We'll accept the terms of your condition! I'll just, take the idiots elsewhere!"
  • QP grabbed Narcotic and Celisus and ran off!
  • Scor-Pan: "He-he-he.... Only matter of time...."

Inside the Pyrimid.

  • Celisus and Narcotic are slammed into the floor by QP.
  • Narcotic: "Goodness, QP, what gives?"
  • Celisus: "Now your starting to act more odder then Qui! Are you losing yourself again like in that robotic dinosaur park?!"
  • QP: "Attempt to over-ride secret file block, complete."
  • Narcotic: ".... Uh, QP?"
  • QP: "..... Idiots, what I am about to tell you, YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES?! UNDERSTAND!?"
  • Celisus: "Sure, but why? Does it concern Qui?"
  • QP: "..... Yes, and, I, actselly cared for her and sympathise her greatly...."
  • Narcotic: "...... Then, why did you tried to kill her?"
  • QP: "That was because being made to hack computer after computer made me alittle.... Crazy. The Stupidly named Dino-Comp helped extremely little. But Qui saving me restored my true feelings for her... Ok, so maybe I was abit jealious and felt underappresiated and, maybe that also contributed to me getting violently corrupt, but that's besides the point! I feel sympathic for is because..... Well, let's just say, Scor-Pan is actselly, unbelieveably right... And Cynder was right to be concerned about her... Remember when I called her Quidilin?"
  • Celisus: "Wha-what-wha, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
  • Narcotic: "QP, your scaring me."
  • QP: "And you wanna know WHY the Secret Founders were so defient about her coming here at all?! DOESN'T THAT, EVEN SLIGHTLY CONCERNED YOU!?"
  • Narcotic: "QP, your scary when you act emotional and out of character of your usual snarky and cynical self?!"
  • Celisus: "Well, actselly, yes... WHY DID THOSE UNGRATEFUL YARGERS DIDN'T WANT QUI TO DO WHAT SHE MUST FOR THE GOOD OF THE VA?!"
  • QP:... (Sighs) Because she is NOT a Zewinsaur, nor was she born in our worlds. She actually came from THESE UUniverses....(The two laughed)
  • Narcotic: THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I EVER HEARD!!
  • QP: (Takes out her weapons) THINK, YOU IDIOTS!!! The Peerbonian plastic surgery, the oddly-occurring memories, the rumors of a dragon being abducted by 'Salamanders from another dimension', which in fact it was the Metavincemanders who did it by the way, THE CONCERN BEING SHARED BY BOTH HER AND THE BLACK AND/OR DARK PURPLE FEMALE DRAGON, HELL EVEN THE 'QUI' IN 'QUIDILIN'?!? DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS?!?
  • Celsius:... That she's growing insane with failure after failure?
  • QP:... (Sighs)... Because SHE'S a Dragon Realms dragon! (Dramatic music plays)... And that blackish dark purple dragon is her daughter! (The dramatic music plays again, only longer) Her past is nothing more then a darker copy of the story of Zewishku's Ruling High Priestress leader, Qui the Benevolent!
  • Narcotic:... You're serious? There's ANOTHER QUI?!?
  • QP: Have I ever NOT been serious, moron?
  • Celsius:... Okay... You're telling me... That the Villains Act abducted her from THESE realms, gave her plastic surgery, and told her a fake past, JUST TO GET HER TO SERVE THEM?!?... That has to be the most unbelievably convoluted and retarded plan I've ever heard! There's NO reason why the Villains Act would want to abduct an interdimensional being. They would want to do better things than that.
  • Narcotic: Yeah, you'd think they'd focus on taking over these realms instead of focus on one person. Why would they do that?
  • QP: "Because REAL Zewinsaurs are UNCORRUPTABLE!? EVEN AS ROUGES?!"
  • Narcotic: ".... Ok, now that I think about it, it doesn't make sense for a normal Zewinsaur to turn evil that easy, even with a tragity like Qui's and-"
  • Celisus: "THAT'S STILL PREPOSTERIOUS!? IS THERE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THIS!?"
  • QP: "Initisating, video recordings fo secret founders."
  • QP's video chest opens again to show the siluette forms of the secret founders, including the head secret founder.

In the video.

  • Head Secret Founder: "Qui Program. What we are about to inform you, it must be kept a secret from even Qui. Only we are allowed to deactivate your secret mode unless there is an emergency."
  • QP in the video: "What do you mean, Great founders?"
  • Secret Founder #1: As you know, we've been starting to become curious about the Interdiminsional Portal the humans used to leave this place. It has come to our attention that there might be more realms out there ripe for the taking.
  • Secret Founder #2: And our experts had finally discovered another UUniverses that is considered a rival to us. Villains are kept in check! AND they have a corruptible variant of the famous Zewinsaurs which are dubbed 'dragons'.
  • QP: So... What you're basically saying is that you took Qui and brought her here just so you can have an easily-manipulative variant and make it look like Zewinsaurs are corruptible? BRILLIANT!!
  • Head Secret Founder: That's why we're entrusting you with this secret. If she ever discovers this, there's a good chance the Villains Act will crumble. We'll have no scapegoat to carry out our plans publicly, meaning that things will certainly get bad for the villain community.
  • QP: Well... Isn't her race magical like the Zewinsaurs? What if they discover what happened, and therefore discover our realms?
  • Head Secret Founder: That's very unlikely. We made sure that there was no physical evidence was left behind. We moved in, we moved out. Nobody saw us and tried to stop us. Will you promise to keep this a secret?
  • QP: I shall, my liege! I shall...

The video ends

  • Celsius:... Unbelievable! Our leader was from these worlds the whole time?!?
  • QP: So if you enjoy villainy as much as the next guy, then you shall remain quiet about this, even to the heroes! One word gets out, and we're all boned! We cannot let Miss Cynder or Miss Qui discover this.
  • Narcotic: You have our words as villains! But, what about that Scor-Pan guy? He might try to convince Qui that she's the propisize Scarlet Dragon thing.
  • QP: "I'll go back to Scor-Pan and condition him with riches to keep QUIET about this to Qui! I'll MAKE HIM understand that Qui is not only impourent for the VA cause, but also make him understand that.... She's all you two and I got. It would be terrorable to lose her in anyway. I would not have Qui reformed unless her life litterally depended on it. I cared for Qui, like she's my mother..."
  • Celisus: "Well tecnecally you were mostly modifived by her and originally created by some sciencetists, so-"
  • QP: "I KNOW, I KNOW?! But still! For our sake to keep our group from falling apart, and to keep Qui with us, we have to keep quiet! I'll make sure Scor-Pan understands this! And I'll warn him the consinquences if he ever Yarges-out on us! Do I have your trust in this?"
  • Celsius: Absolutely.
  • QP: Good, now let's get started.

Later...

  • Scor-Pan: You want us to remain quiet about Qui's possible involvement in the prophecy? Why?
  • QP: Never mind the reason!
  • Monkey: Why SHOULDN'T we? We deserve a good reason, or this deal is off!
  • QP: ".... Look, all I can say is, your not wrong about Qui being the "Scarlet Dragon" as you said. But right now, thanks to continuious failures and embarisment from the misfits, she's at the point that if she found out that her supposed tragity in the Alternate Universe was a lie, she would go into a dangerious emotional rampage fueled by anger, confusion, and a series of extremely powerfu dragon abilities. If that happens, not even I would be able to stop her?! She'll end up being a threat to everyone! EVEN YOU LOT?! Is that, a good enough reason?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Hmm.... Dragons are known to be dangerious when they have emotional issues... Very well, but should we deside to scearch and encounter Amutt, he might not be loyal to deal. He would expose everything."
  • QP: "Simple. Then convince Qui that she's unmistakenly simular to this Scarlet Dragon that she'll easily fool Amutt into believing so. It onced helped her trick some legendary water bird into giving her immortality and youth water. Trust me. Qui is more safe to be around ignorent to her true self then she is realising that the Secret Founders lied to her from litterally the start. And to ensure your loyalty (Brings out a huge bag of gold) I went out of my way to steal some gold from a passing noblemen. I assume, zillionaire. This is your payment, up front, to keep certain details away from Qui. Good enough?"
  • Scor-Pan:...You have earned our services. Now to introduce ourselves. I am Scor-Pan.
  • Hippo: I'm Dimwit Dick! Muscle and all-around durable walking tank!
  • Monkey: I am Master Thu Fuei! Master of stealth and deception!
  • Flamingo Triplets: We're the Pinklets! We prove that teamwork and sisterhood are both valuable when it comes to thievery!
  • QP: Wow, they said that in unison, weird.
  • Cobra: I am Wissssssssp, hypnotist exxxxxxxtraordinaire and venomous ender of life!
  • Vulture: I am Slashwing Stan! My swordsmanship is the best you can afford!
  • QP: "Then I guess Qui's faith on you lot is not incredabily off. But remember, keep certain details about this Scarlet Dragon thing to yourselves, and be sure any idiots of the group are kept as FAR AWAY FROM HER as possable!"
  • Scor-Pan and the other bandits stared blankly and annoyed at Dimwit Dick.
  • Dimwit Dick: "..... What's everyone looking at me for?"
  • Scor-Pan:...We feel as if you'll give the secret away like an idiot just like you've done so many times before.
  • Dick: What, when have I ever done something like that?
  • Scor-Pan: Well, remember when we were attempting a theft at the Hyushi Kingdom?

Cutaway

  • Scor-Pan: (Inside kingdom surrounded by guards)...Yes, uh, we are here to offer an internship at the royal guard?
  • Dick: What? I thought we were attempting a robbery. (The guards get suspicious)
  • Scor-Pan:...Uh, you mean we were attempting to PREVENT any robberies.
  • Dick: Nope, you said it yourself, we were going to rob an entire load of gold, so we can make our banishment count like we always do.
  • King: (Gasps) GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!! (The guards pointed their spears at them)
  • Scor-Pan: Oh, nice going, fatass! (Slaps Dick)
  • Dick: SORRY, MAN!! I'll fix this! (He jumps and pounds into the ground throwing the guards off-balance as they escaped)

Present

  • Scor-Pan: We had become even more wanted than we had on this planet before, and the authorities nearly found our hideout. We don't want THAT again, do we?
  • Dick:...No, I-I remember what you did to punish me. LOTS of hallucinations from your drug-filled sting.
  • Scor-Pan: But because you are an important member of this group, I will not kick you out next time this happens. Instead...I will have you tortured in the most horrible way I can think of.
  • Wisp: Uh, sir, if I might, I'd like to offer sssssssssomething that will prevent his stupidity from ever becoming a problem.
  • Scor-Pan: Yeah? What's that?
  • Wisp: I shall hypnotize away his sssssssstupidity.
  • Scor-Pan:... That's actually not a bad idea. But wait.... What if Dick is actselly too stupid to be hypnotised?
  • Wisp: "Trusssssssssssst me. You have to be like, zombified TV watcher stupid to get THAT kind of immunity to hynopissssssssssssse. Dick is at least, garden verity idiot." (Hypnotizes Dick)...You shall not be stupid anymore.
  • Dick: (Hypnotized)...How much less stupid should I be?
  • Wisp: Not ssssstupid enough to be a bean-spilling idiot!... (Stops his hypnotizing)
  • Dick: "..... I still feel the same except a very strong urge to keep quiet about secrets."
  • Wisp: "And no thankssssssssssss are nesssssssserssssssssssssssary."
  • QP: ".... Yeah, I kinda have to agree with Narcotic, you should have that lisp thing look at."
  • Wisp: "It'sssssssssss mainly part of me being a ssssssssssssssssnake. Nothing sssssssssssssserioussssssssssssss here. Though admitingly, it doessssssss worn out it'sssssssssss welcome sssssssssssometimesssssssssssss."
  • Narcotic: OKAY, THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING!! Hypnotize me so I can tolerate that!
  • Wisp: Why?
  • Narcotic: Just do it!
  • Wisp: Fine, whatever! (Hypnotizes, but then Narcotic immediately pulls out a mirror, and Wisp ends up hypnotizing himself)...
  • Narcotic: You will have normal speech!
  • Wisp: I will have normal ssssssspeech! (Narcotic puts away the mirror, snapping Wisp out of his trance)...What the hell just happened?
  • Narcotic: I used your own hypnotism against you, and now you can speak normally, and just hiss as normally as a sentient snake should.
  • Wisp:...Okay, that was a stupid thing to do.
  • Thu Fuei: I admit, that was getting on my nerves too.
  • Dick: Me, too.
  • Pinklets: Us, too.
  • Scor-Pan: "Well, you did say that lisp does worn out it's welcome, so, maybe it for the best, Wisp."
  • Wisp:... (Sighs) Well, at least I can still hypnotize.
  • Celsius: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get started.

Dragon Temple, Saterday before the week of the Banquet

  • TV: "This is Scorch Scorchington, and it it will be until Wedsnesday for the Banquet to begin, so we managed to get exclusive actcess to the preperations of the Banquet. And the food is quiet exqoutic. Mr. Squarepants, what exactly are these strange alien burgers?"
  • SpongeBob: Oh, they're really something. They're called Krabby Patties. The most delicious things in the whole sea. And you know something, it's become quite a delicacy for people across the UUniverses.
  • Squidward: Yeah, much to the dismay of that cheap-wad, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: WHO FOUND OUT THE SECRETS OF THE KRABBY PATTY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT A DELICACY?!? DID PLANKTON DISCOVER ME SECRET FORMULER AND SPREAD IT ACROSS THE UUNIVERSES?!?
  • Kowalski: Well, to be fair, he technically KNEW the secret formula since the first SpongeBob movie. Remember?
  • Mr. Krabs:... Well, this seemed to make a lot of holes in the SpongeBob franchise. If Plankton knew it from the start, how did the series continue as if he STILL needs to steal me recipe? And for that matter, what was up with that one episode where Plankton started out in jail and had hair, and was kicked out of his own home by his wife?
  • SpongeBob: (Sighs) Yeah, a problem with my show is that continuity is... Well... Non-existent. Your either a show with continuity, or your show just exists to show the crazy adventure of the week. They do one episode, and don't bother about the details in the next. Anyway, yeah, we continue to have this problem with Plankton trying to steal the secret recipe of this delicacy so that he could have the bigger business. Have you ever tried food from HIS restaurant? NASTY! It looks like frozen yogurt and fish innards if they were thrown up and made a abomination baby!
  • Scorch:... Indeed. Anyway, with that said, the banquet seems to be going just fine. And we now cut to the other host of the banquet, Spyro. (Cuts to Spyro) Spyro, the great hero who rescued the Dragon Realms and prevented the Great Cleansing that gave the UUniverses the chance to fix it right to it's former glory. Spyro, how do you think this banquet for the new Senator might turn out?
  • Spyro: "Well, we're going for a traditional Dragon Realms theme. It revitialises a culture more or less lost with the modernisation caused indirectly by the UUniverseal settlers. Again, it's not, truely gone, but original Dragon Realms culture did sort've became a rarity after the Great Cleansing. So it feels great being able to revitialises it for the banquet."
  • Scorch: "Do you think this could win back hard to impress traditionalist dragons already unsatisfived with outside cultures becoming dominent?"
  • Spyro: "Well, that's pretty much why Tricorn invited every world leader from every known world of the United Universes, even the Grand Council of the Alternate UUniverses. And when they took the time to appresiate a culture that existed before outside cultures came here, it will make them understand that the original cultures are appresiated."
  • Scorch: "Can you offer us a chance to see the finest exsamples of this deminstraition of the original culture?"
  • Spyro: "Oh yes. Once such masterpiece is the Dragon Realms History Totem."
  • Spyro turns to see a wooden totem filled with history.
  • Spyro: "This totem has every known history of the Dragon Realms, from the day our world was born, to where we are today. It relects greatly on our kind's struggles and triumphs, all on the bark of Arbor himself."
  • Scorch: "Would you mean the hostile tree monster from your second legend of spyro series?"
  • Spyro: "Yeah.... I do feel regret killing him cause, while he did attack me, he wasn't being a threat to the Dragon Realms. He only attacked me for intruding in his territory. So, I had Shen made use of what was left by making this totem. Sadly, Shen himself won't show up himself cause.... Reasons."
  • Scorch: "Are those reasons likely concerning his rampage as Dark Shen?"
  • Spyro: "I wouldn't put it past Tricorn for doing that. But I won't disrespect her for it. That rampage was likely a hot-button issue and Tricorn is only trying to avoid bringing in controversey when it isn't wanted. She just wants to make Morecorn happy, and all of the Lougers understand and respect it."
  • Scorch: ".... Then why does it look like Icky is dumping gross things in the punch over there?"
  • Icky was spotted in a trench-coat and Fedora hat seen trying to dump Cockarouchs, Millapedes, Silverfish, and Water Bugs into the Fruit Punch.
  • Icky: "Uh..... (Russian Accent) I know not of this comrade Icky, comrades! I am Conrade Spike Puncher! In Sovet Russa, Fruit Punch Spikes you!"
  • Spyro: ".... Let me handle this, uh, turn the camera somewhere else, I am about to get alittle, asertive with Icky."
  • Scorch: "Right.... Moving on. Next up, more info on the food that will be served at the banquet with SpongeBob, right after this.
  • Spyro: (Sternly and quietly) Icky, what the f*** do you think you're doing? You're not allowed here!
  • Icky: I am not Icky, I am Spike Puncher! (Spyro takes off his disguise)... Uh... (Chuckles, and Spyro flies him out of the banquet)
  • Spyro: Okay, what is wrong with you? Is this because you're mad that Tricorn didn't invite you? Do you WANT her mother to be disappointed in her again?
  • Icky: "Spys, I know Tri-corn just wants to make her mom by adoption happy, but still! Being snubbed from any party, even from a snooby banquet where I'm not allowed to spice it up with my great conversation tecnics and great but dry humor is an insult to me as the pet of Emperor Kuzco!?"
  • Spyro: "(Sighs).... I see... Your not used to not actselly being invited for once."
  • Icky sighed sadly.
  • Icky: "Yeah.... Espeically since I was only invited to those parties CAUSE of me being Kuzco's pet.... I was pretty much, a guest that wasn't meant to be one."

Flashback.

  • In one such Banquet, Icky was seen juggling food, and ends up dropping it on noblemen and visiting dignitaries.
  • (Icky): "Those unappresiative rich snobs of Kuzco's kingdom asentually panned me because of my tecnics, not always being able to impress."
  • The Noblemen attempted to beat up Icky.
  • But Emperor Kuzco intervined!
  • (Icky): "But fortunately, Kuzco was a great enough kid to always defend me against the hecklers. And when they wouldn't stop heckleing...."
  • After getting upset by the noblemens disrespect, Kuzco had the guards throw them out the window!
  • (Icky): "... Let's just say, the party often ends up being wrecked in more ways then one, and Kuzco was always forced to have to pay for those fuckers hospital bills, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AS RICH AS HE IS!? But fortunately, Kuzco still gave me some slack, cause he knows I was only trying to lighten up a boring party.... But I still felt awful that some people didn't appresiate me for just trying to make them happy...."
  • Icky was seen on top of Kuzco's kingdom and was crying.

Reality.

  • Icky: "..... I always knew that, if it wasn't for Kuzco.... I would've otherwise be the prehistoric dino bird equilent to the guy that never gets invited to even snoose-fests.... That's why I got upset about not being invited to that Autumn thing Dreamworks China had, and that's why I am pissed about being snubbed by Bitch-corn now!?"
  • Spyro sighed.
  • Spyro: ".... Icky, I didn't know about that..... Is, that way you tend to be a cynical grouch?"
  • Icky: "Actselly, I got to being a cynical grouch after having an annoying family, having to be partnered up to an incompident blind belly-dragger that couldn't even see her nose on her face, NOT getting a call back to return to a francise that beaten a dead horse more badly then the Simpsons right now, and sometimes from being a semi-abused character for making screw-ups, but yeah, the party thing, deffently contributed to that."
  • Spyro: "Well, still, I feel awful for you about this. But you still can't comtaminate the punch over this. It would only worsen Tri-corn's attatude."
  • Icky: "(Sighs).... Your right. I won't have Kuzco to bust me out of this mess if you hadn't caught me. I'm gonna go to the temple now... (Sniffles, and walks away sadly)."
  • Spyro sighed sadly.
  • Spyro turned and suddenly saw what looked like Iago dressed as a regel dignitary from Agrabah.
  • Iago: "Excuse me good sir, I have to insist that the Sultan of Agrabah wouldn't make it, so I, Ambassitor Goia, will have to cover for him come Wednesday."
  • Spyro: "..... Iago, I know it's you."
  • Iago: "..... AW, CRAP!? I can't believe the reverse name thing works fine for Nefarious but does JACKSQUAT FOR ME!?"
  • Spyro: "Iago, I know your likely upset about not being invited over circumstances, but-"
  • Iago: "I GET IT, TRI-CORN WANTS TO MAKE HER ADOPTED MOMMY HAPPY!? And likely because of Shen's little episode, AND THE CHRISMAS MESS, we're left to the dust?! BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING?! I used to get to enjoy banquets back in my day! But then, when Jafar screwed it all up because he can't stand that albeit moronic sultan, my own life went into the dumps?!"

Flashback.

  • (Iago): "Before I got involved with you guys, involerentary, if memory serves, I tried to beg forgiveness for ever giving advice to that asshole of a wizard?!"
  • The doors slamed shut on Iago's face..... Painfully. Iago fell on the floor and starts to see little Sultans on Magic Carpets.
  • (Iago): "....... It could've been WAY better....."

Reality.

  • Iago: "..... I never got to enjoy a banquet or party ever since before I got involved with you guys.... Excluding what happened in the Aladdin TV series and the 3rd movie due to the SAF series having it's own canon."
  • Spyro: "(Sighs), I get it, but Tri-corn needs to impress Morecorn.... Just, try to handle not being invited one more time...."
  • Iago: "Ugh..... Fine..... But I won't like it."
  • Iago flew away, grumbling to himself.
  • Spyro: "(Sigh).... What's next?"
  • Kaa came up to Spyro.
  • Spyro: ".... Oh boy..... Et tu, Kaa?"
  • Kaa: "I, know your abit stressed from Iago and most likely Icky, but...... I, was hoping if you could vouch for me to join the banquet, Spyro...."
  • Spyro: "..... I can't..... Tri-corn is strict on all of the anti-hero lougers."
  • Kaa: "(Sigh)..... Oh dear, then my dream of joining a banquet is dodged again."
  • Spyro: ".... But you got involved with us on parties...."
  • Kaa: "Well, I tecnecally already gotten into parties thanks to King Louie, but.... I never exspearienced a banquet... They're like parties, but more... Tamer. I always admired the kind of banquets the human nobles always held in their villages."

Flashback.

  • (Kaa): "I would always climb to a tree and see a beautiful banquet unfold.... The colors, the decorations, the food.... Well, ACTUAL food, I mean. I wasn't THAT Kaa yet. I really wanted to join.... But..... I knew the humans would only see me as a threat. So, I was forced to watch the fun and laughter from afar.... And be miserable....."
  • Kaa began to slunk and cry.

Reality.

  • Kaa: "I, guess I can go home, watch the Banquet from the TV and, be sad and miserable again.... (Barely fights back the urge to cry) Like always."
  • Kaa slitered away pitifully.
  • Spyro sighed.....
  • Sir Hiss appeared as well.
  • Spyro: ".... You too, Hiss? If your here to ask me to vouch for you, it's the same I said to Kaa. Tri-corn means it."
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, by all means, when I was with John, I did get to enjoy banquets, and there were times when I didn't get to go due to extensive paperwork and counciling I did for the whiney fool. So, I am used to missing out. But, alot of the Banquets I went to, mainly felt, empty. Because..... Viper was never there..... And, I missed out on the one Banquet that had her in it."

Flashback.

  • (Sir Hiss): "On a day before I was drafted as royal servent, Viper invited me to her father's banquet to celebrate Viper's asention as a Kung-Fu Master. I couldn't be more happier for her.... But then.... My parents broke the news for me.... And they weren't proud of it..."
  • Hiss' unseen father: "Son, I'm afraid that, due to nobody being able to locate Fang, your, your gonna have to take his place as new royal council for the Lion rulers of England."
  • Younger Hiss: "WHAT!? But, father.... Viper invited me to her father's banquet... She.... She wanted me to come."
  • Hiss' unseen mother: "Please understand, we, we tried to convince the royal embessity to reconsider, but, they insist that apawn your father's retirement that, an heir must take his place... And, because Fang was never found, we, we have to go back to England.... I'm sorry son.... Your, your gonna have to tell Viper that, you have to reconsider the Banquet offer."
  • Younger Hiss: "..... Yes mother.... I understand....."

Reality.

  • Sir Hiss: "..... I lost, my chance to be with Viper in a banquet..... And now it appears, I lost it again.... And it's not, even John's fault this time...."
  • Sir Hiss slithered away, softly crying to himself.
  • Spyro sighed.
  • Spyro: ".... I know your three are behind me...."
  • Shenzi, Banzai and Ed are seen.
  • Spyro: "I'm gonna take a wild guess.... You guys didn't get to enjoy Banquets because of being outcasts?"
  • Shenzi: ".... Yep...."
  • Banzai: "And is vouching for us of the question?"
  • Spyro: ".... Yep."
  • Shenzi: "Even dispite that we did alot of great things and-"
  • Spyro: "Even reguardless."
  • Shenzi and Banzai sighed as they dragged away a crying Ed.
  • Shenzi: "Ah, save your tears Ed, your not the only one being snubbed."
  • Spyro: "..... You might wanna cut after I keep ranning into the Anti-Hero lougers about this.... It's likely to take awhile."

A few flashbacks later...

  • Spyro:...Whew! That's all of them. At least I know Po's reason for not being invited to- (Sees a moving pot with eye-holes in it)... AW, COME ON!!! (Lifts the pot off of Po)... Look, I know you're problem with banquets, but you just couldn't stay home?
  • Po: No! The banquet's food were being announced on TV! I just couldn't resist.
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Just go home. I'll bring you some food on the way back.
  • Po: (Sighs and walks away sadly)...
  • Spyro: Wow, all the guys are taking not being invited very badly. But, rules are rules.

Dragon Temple.

  • Cynder sat in her room, viewing the unfolding preparing of the Banquet.
  • Cynder: "(Sigh)......"
  • Lord Shen came in.
  • Lord Shen: ".... Still feeling down about the banquet?"
  • Cynder: "..... Yes..... As is everyone else." (Everyone came in crying)
  • Lord Shen: AW, COME ON, YOU BIG BABIES, IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!
  • Icky: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, PEA-C**T!!
  • Lord Shen: (Gasps) WHY YOU LITTLE--?!?
  • Cynder: (Stops Shen)...All of you, just go to your rooms. If it'll make you happy, we can get some McDonalds.
  • Lord Shen: Uh, don't remind them of food, or it might--(The group cries harder) AAAHHHH!! (Kicks the entire group out of the room)...Whew! I hate to see adults cry like big babies! It's just a silly banquet, what could be so important about it to them?
  • Cynder: They told me about their own pasts. It matters truly to them.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, but they need to grow up! They have to just deal with it like a lot of people do.
  • Cynder: "...... I'm surprise we're not taking this as badly as they are since.... I never got to go to banquets since... You know.... And, you never been to one for years ever since.... You know."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, here's the thing. Banquets are asentually like parties, only more sofisicated. They don't tend to get, all that exciting. I mean sure, it's nice to meet people and eat exoitic food, but that's the limit. You asentually just sit on your ass alot and maybe get to watch a preformence or two. I had been to Banquets, ALOT, when I was younger. They can be good for only so long, espeically when I was younger. The others are only like this because they ever got into a Banquet or actselly miss being in one. I sympathise with them dispite my, aggresion, but come on! I at least udnerstood WHY I couldn't come. Likely in thanks to that accrused Dark Shen. I would admit I would understand why I COULDN'T come, but why must everyone else be punished?"
  • Cynder: ".... It could be like Iago said about what happened in last year's chrismas. The Scroogey Man's curse?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, right. THAT debacle. So, how have you managed to avoid being upset about it as they are."
  • Cynder: "..... When one was once an evil empress that lead an army of war-mongering apes against her won race on a mission to free a disgraced Purple Dragon to try and bring about a litterally end of the world to turn into what Skullian Prime is, you learn to, expect these kind of things..... (A tear slowly crawls down her face).... But it doesn't make it any easier."
  • Lord Shen sighed.
  • Lord Shen: "It's one thing for THEM to cry about it cause they don't have THAT great an excuse outside of some small bad luck.... But you had it far worse then they did. And I didn't had it so dandy in a certain part of my life as well."
  • Lord Shen hugged Cynder.
  • Lord Shen: "But please, Cynder, even though I'm only your father by adoption, I cared for you all the same... Come, at risk of sounding like a Kairi Fetish Tman approved episode, let's see if Kairi can sooth your sadness.... And theirs as well."
  • Cynder: ".... Thank you father Shen.... That.... Means everything."
  • Cynder returned the hug.

Later...

  • Kairi: (With the others) Well, I've been to plenty of banquets when I was a child. I remember them all to well. But they even have them on Destiny Islands. And they get boring every year. All you do is eat exotic foods and watch performances, and, as great as they are, they can only be for so long. Like my uncle said, they're just like parties, but, too tamed for normal people's liking. Hey, even Icky admited that Banquets do get alittle boring so he tries to spice things up abit... Albeit, poorly. And it's almost likely that this Banquet won't be that different from other ones. It's not that big a deal to miss out on a banquet. I've learned how to get over this, and maybe you should acknowledge that you didn't have to leave your home. You have plenty of things to do while they're gone.
  • Icky: Like what?
  • Kairi:... Well, I am interested in joining you guys in video games. What do you say we try some Halo Wars?
  • Iago: Are you kiddin'? You have no experience in those games.
  • Kairi: Oh, I've been waiting to play the game with you guys for quite a while. I wanted to test my skills in such a game. But, sadly, we'll have to do it off-screen because, not only will it save us from that fetish stuff, but we need to get on with the plot.
  • Po: Well, if you think you're good enough for such a game, let's do it.
  • Kairi: Don't worry guys. I'll make your rejection count.

Banquet, Wednesday.

  • Dragon #1: Announcing the new UUniversal Senator, SENATOR MORECORN! (A familiar figure appears from the shadows, being Morecorn being at an older age)
  • Tricorn:... Hi, mom!
  • Morecorn: Alright, are we ready to do this?
  • The visiting dignitaries from known worlds and the Grand Council winced at Morecorn's lack of a welcoming reaction.
  • Celestia was with Luna.
  • Celestia: "..... Goodness.... I had heard Morecorn has become, distrot with Tri-corn's poor decidion making and her... Misfortunes, but.... She didn't acknowledge her saying hello."
  • Hiccup was seen with his friends.
  • Hiccup: "Yikes..... And I thought I used to have it bad with Stoick. He at least acknowledged I said hi or talked to him."
  • Warson: "No wonder she wants this banquet to go out smoothly."
  • Sultan: "... Oh, dear."
  • Master Algor: "Oh that is sevrely depressing."
  • Simba: "Owch."
  • Jamica: "..... Tri-corn...."
  • Tri-corn: ".... (Nerviously laughing), Oh ma, you kidster you! How's about you sit next to me at the center of the table?"
  • Morecorn: "..... You sure you don't have it a place better then with someone who mademore then a few horrendus mistakes?"
  • The Dignitaries winced more at this!
  • Pretty: "My devines, even my brother wouldn't be THAT cold"
  • King Neptune (Spongebob Movie): "Wow....."
  • King Neptune (Show): "I thought I had it bad with my kid."
  • King Triton: "By the sea...."
  • Patrick: ".... Wow she must've took Tri-corn being an occational meanie really hard."
  • Spyro: "That only contributed to the real problem.... The fact that Tri-corn disobeyed her wishes and risked her own life, and alchourse.... Her bad encounter with the Devil Cobra. Added by the fact it was all part of a conspiracty by a vengeful thought to be dead war friend to turned into a vengeful mutant that managed to malmitulate events to have Tri-corn further harmed and...."
  • Shifu: ".... That is why I went out of my way to invite some of the finest celeberties of the universe to try and lighten Morecorn's mood."
  • Spongebob: "And the krabby patties I made would sure put a smile on her face."
  • Tri-corn nerviously offers Morecorn a krabby patty.
  • Tri-corn: "Would you, like this excotic deliacy from Spongebob's world? It's considered a cultural hit."
  • Morecorn: "..... I don't eat burgers. Gives me heartburn."
  • Spongebob gasps!
  • Spongebob: ".... Morecorn must be the most heart-broken person ever to reject the happiess of a krabby patty."
  • Squidward: "Or it could be like she just said that burgers give her heart-burn, or that she's on a diet!"
  • Spongebob: "Oh no Squidward, you don't understand. Krabby Patties are healthy then normal burgers by at best, a margin! They're incapable to give anyone a heart-burn. In fact, you once only rejected the Krabby Patty cause you were the most miserable creature in existence."
  • Squidward: "Story of my life."
  • Tri-corn: "..... Did you get to see the History totem? Every single event is on there, and-"
  • Morecorn: "Just take me to my seat."
  • Tri-corn: "..... Alchourse......"
  • Tri-corn takes Morecorn to her sit, and desperately looks to Shifu!
  • Tri-corn: "PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PREFORMERS ARRIVED!?"
  • Shifu: "Don't worry, I brought over the comedy sytiles of Tons'a Fun, Equestia's finest comedian, partnered with Gelotodrone and Icky's cousin Sucky. They had managed to even make Tigress laugh, and that's a VERY rare thing."
  • In a puff of smoke, Ton'sa, Gelo, and Sucky had appeared!
  • Gelo: "GUESS WHO'S BACK, BAKC AGAIN, LADIES AND BACTERIA!?"
  • The Dignitaires started to laugh uncontrolably!
  • Ton'sa: "WE'RE HERE TO KEEP THIS BANQUET FROM BECOMING A STINKER?!"
  • The Dignitaries laugh harder!
  • Sucky: "So let's all have a-"
  • Gelo and Ton'sa grabbed Sucky's wings and shocked him comedically, incrising the laughters!
  • Tri-corn was laughing uncontrolabley!
  • Tri-corn: "SEE MOTHER?! THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME, THEY'RE-"
  • Tri-corn saw that Morecorn wasn't at all moved, and the three comedians quickly noticed.
  • Morecorn: "....... Those three are so over-rated."
  • Everyone gasps!
  • Tons'a Fun: "....... Wha.... But...... But....."
  • Gelo: "..... Wow, who killed her funny bone?"
  • Sucky: "Gees lady, did someone extremely insensitive and thoughtless rip out your heart, stomped it to the ground and throw it in the dumpster or something?!"
  • Morecorn: "Yes..... And I'm sitting next to.... It."
  • Everyone gasped.
  • Gelo: "..... Not even me saying "AWKWORD" would save this."
  • Tons'a: "Wha, what did she do to make you so sad?"
  • Morecorn: "What did she do? WHAT DID SHE DO?! SHE DESIDED THAT RISKING HER LIFE WAS MORE IMPOURENT THEN ME?! THAT'S WHAT?! DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTOOD WELL ENOUGH THAT I LOST A FAMILY TO A WAR BORNED FROM WAR-MONGERING APES?! SHE RUNS OFF TO JOIN THE MILLATERRY, AND BECAUSE SHE FAILED TO SAVE SOME POOR SOUL FROM HOSTILE ALIENS, HE TURNED INTO A MUTANTED CRIME-BOSS THAT MALMITULATED CERTAIN EVENTS TO KILL HER?! AND NOW, NOW?!"
  • Morecorn rippd off Tri-corn's face skin!
  • Morecorn: "...... Now, she's a monster."
  • Everyone was shocked beyond belief.
  • Tri-corn: "..... But..... But..... I'm not a monster, mother....."
  • Morecorn: "THEN EXPLAIN THAT TO THE PEOPLE YOU HARMED!?"
  • Tri-corn: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT?!"
  • Morecorn: "OH, LIKE YOU DON'T REMEMBER TRYING TO KILL ONE OF THE LOUGERS BECAUSE HE WAS A VICTIM OF A ROUGE EXSPEARIMENT, OR THE PTERADAUCTYL, OR THOSE CREATURES THAT YOU PREVIOUSLY KILLED AND ALLOWED THE LEAGE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF?! AMONG THEM WERE OFTEN WORSE THINGS?! And on top of that, in your obsurd disire to protect the public, you also unknowingly hurt it! (Morecorn showed her some injured people)... Remember these guys? They said they were victims of YOUR selfish needs. This gazelle says her leg was injured as a result of you burning her house down, over a mutant burgler.... That still got away and took the Lougers some time to approbeately and properly stop. THIS monkey says that he lost both his arm AND his son in your rampage to capturing a gang of rouge lab exspeariments gone wrong, even mistaking him as the super villain Abominable Shaper, a shape-shifter, while the real one was captured along with the rest of them. And HIM, this poor little orphan lion cub, said you killed her mother in a fire, because of accusing her of being a cyberconnectic alien terrorest plotting to destroy the moon, of which the real one almost got away until the Lougers stopped it. He now has to live with his well-meaning but horrendusly inadiquite father who suffers from sevre finacal trouble. He was lucky the father has a supprtive rich sister, but that wouldn't have to been that way, if you'd had just THOUGHT THINGS THROUGH?!
  • Tricorn:... But, mother, I can't help it! The stupid cyberbrain I have is a faulty prototype, and, a better repleacement is still underway! If it's any consulation, the glitch is momentarly inactive, and, I avoided being THAT dishastorious when Dr. Theo's own controverseal beliefs really caught up to him.... And, you probuly know what happened after words.
  • Morecorn: True as that may be, it was NOT before people like them suffered!? They have once considered having you impeached long ago. You're at least lucky that, as a new Senator, I stopped them from getting away with it. It's best that you never do this nonsense again, or a punishment far worse than spanking will be given!
  • Tri-corn: "But mother, what happened to those people, was Glitch-Corn's fault! You know I would never knowingly even harm actual monsters or any other thing I am normally strongly against!"
  • Morecorn: "But it's not stopping people from considering YOU THE TRUE MONSTER?! YOUR A WORSE MONSTER THEN, THEN EVEN DARKSPAWN?!"
  • Everyone gasps.
  • Tricorn:... How could you say that, mother? I thought you cared about me!
  • Morecorn: I do! And I don't want you to get hurt. But as a member of the UUniversal Senate, I will be watching over you from now on. I appreciate you coming back, but you deliberately disobeyed me, and left me alone! You're all I have left, and I have to make sure that, under your conditions, you never do something as life-ruining as trying to murder an entire criminal syndicate. Yes, it was wrong of Slimeliod to allow himself to be consumed by his mutantion and try to ruin your life over an honest mistake, and even so harming you for it, but you've basicly became him! Your harming people over things they have no control or any idea what you were rampaging on about?! Even that dragon killer Pred Judu Des deserves some compassion, even if he would arrigantly shrug it off! Everyone deserves some kindness, even if they look as if they make that very difficult!
  • Most of the Grand Councilers began to give that extremely hard thoughts about what she just said.
  • Tri-corn couldn't say anything, she was shocked, embarris, hurt, and on the verge of tears.
  • Monkey: "... Wow.... That episode because Tri-corn wanted to make her own desidion?"
  • SpongeBob: This just took a dark turn.
  • Ignitus: Uh, excuse me. Senator, can we talk for a second? (They head into a room)
  • Tricorn:... (Sheds a tear, and begins sobbing softly)
  • Spyro: Senator, I'm dreadfully sorry you had to go through that.
  • Tricorn: Now you see why I haven't invited the antihero Lodgers and that panda? She's VERY cross with me, and it's going to take a WHOLE lot of perfection to have me earn her trust again. I need this more than anything!
  • SpongeBob: Everything will be fine, Senator. Trust me. I'm sure Morecorn will give this a chance as soon as Ignitus convinces her.

Inside Room

  • Ignitus:... With all due respect, your grace, that was absolutely uncalled for! That was your own daughter you were talking to, and you just embarrass and scold her in front of an entire banquet? Do you not realize that she's trying her best to impress you?
  • Morecorn: Her one chance of earning my trust again is gone, Ignitus! She walked out on me and didn't even apologize, or even call, or something. She went off to enjoy her ridiculous quest, and left me more broken than I was when I lost my own children. She thinks getting involved in something that could kill her is more impourent then me.
  • Ignitus: Firstly, she done it out of caring for you. She was afraid things like the apes or even the Grox would come to harm you, so she went to protect you. And she knows our hurt over it. Now, she's trying to make up for it. That does NOT call to scold her or threaten her or anything else you did back there. You need to give your daughter a chance.
  • Morecorn: Sorry, but unless she proves that she can resist letting that machinery get to her head, then I see no reason why she should be GIVEN any chance. That broken piece of junk would just drive her to be a violent mess again!?
  • Ignitus: Then at the very least show some respect, and behave. This is a public banquet in your honor, and do you REALLY wanna dishonor it by outbursts? This will not only reflict on Tri-corn's reputation, but yours as a Prime Senator as well. If those dignitaries are convinced that you offer no true forgiveness for your own daughter, adopted as it is, then they're afraid you'll end up like Robert. Or worse.
  • Morecorn:... (Sighs) Very well. I shall respect her. But that doesn't mean I'm not disappointed. (Leaves)
  • Ignitus: (Sighs)

Banquet.

  • Jamica kept Tri-corn from crying into complete tears as Morecorn came back.
  • Jamica: "Miss Morecorn, please, Tri-corn didn't mean to break your heart like she did. She left to protect you from threats. To protect everyone. Please, this Banquet alone is proof that she did actselly attempt to show she didn't mean to hurt you. She did actselly came back to you to make amends after leaving the Navy, but she was afraid to upset you back then so, she left. So please, at least hear her out...."
  • Morecorn only sighed and sat back down.
  • Bagheera: ".... Maybe it's actselly good the Anti-Hero Lougers weren't here. Icky, being a hot-headed twat that he is, would only serve to worsen things by insulting Morecorn."
  • Baloo: "Yeah, but at the same time, Cynder would've give a gentle but stern talking to on Morecorn and convince that at least Tri-corn's trying."
  • Bagheera: "True, but it's still, best not to risk it. We better hope Morecorn's attatude gets turned around eventally."
  • Baloo: "You better believe it, or we're looking at the sequil to Tri-corn's rampage on that slugbutt mafia place waiting to happen!"
  • Ton'sa Fun: "...... Uh, Gelo, Sucker, we need to lighten up the mood, A-sap."
  • Gelo: "Question though. A sap of what?"
  • Everyone started to laugh, albet not as loud inspite of the episode they seen.
  • Morecorn seemed to give only a minor interest.
  • Tons'a Fun:...I think that caught Morecorn's attention.
  • Gelo: Really?
  • Sucky: "Well, we gots to do something to keep it. I am gonna hate myself for this, but, PULL OUT ALL THE PROPS AND HIT ME WITH YOURS BEST SHOT?!"
  • Gelo: "You sure you want all props? Including things like, Chainsaws and whatnot?"
  • Sucky: ".... Ok, some props you can just use to scare the crap out of me, other then that, HIT ME?!"
  • Gelo: With pleasure! I'll try the slapstick first! (Takes out the slapstick) Don't worry, it won't even hurt once. (Uses it to smack Sucky into the sky)
  • Sucky: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (A crash was heard)
  • Guy: MY CABBAGES!!
  • Morecorn:...Okay, that was kind of hilarious.
  • Gelo: You think THAT was hilarious? Check this out. (Takes out a watermelon, and attempts to splatter it with a sledgehammer, but it is too hard)...What is up with this watermelon? Why won't it splat- (The watermelon immediately bursts as the slime got all over Morecorn)
  • Tricorn:... (Laughs out loud) I feel better already!
  • Gelo: Now, let's try something more creative. (Takes out a small cream pie with some wings and a propeller)...My RC pie-in-the-face trick. (Uses the antennae on his head to guide the cream pie across the audience) Alright, who's gonna get the pie in the face? Oh, who will have to wash his/her face off after stuffing their faces? (The cream pie flies across the nervous Lodgers, guests, and others)
  • Tigress: Well, at least I know who it's not gonna be- (The cream pie immediately splattered in her face) FOOMPH!!!
  • Monkey: (Laughs, and they're joined by the others, including Morecorn)
  • Gelo: AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! (Opens his chest as more flying cream pies splatter everyone else) PIE-IN-THE-FACE FRENZY!!!
  • Morecorn: (Laughs) Didn't see THAT coming!
  • Kolwalski: "I am so glad Gelotodrone didn't stay to MSM intended plan of being a villain."
  • Private: "Yeah, but, why does he still have the Villain and Villain based tags still?"
  • Kolwalski: "Well he still earns it because of villain-likeness in the episode. Even if it was pretend, you had to admit, it was a convincing preformence."
  • Sucky came back with a cabbage in his head.
  • Sucky: "Nobody said show business is painless."
  • A stray pie hits Sucky's cabbage head.
  • Sucky: ".... Or leave one's digity intact."
  • Morecorn started to laugh louder.
  • Tri-corn: ".... It's working! She's, she's happy for the first time of her life!"
  • Jamica: ".... Perhaps it could be because she finally freed a burden from her sholders and finally made room for other emotions the minute she considered hearing you out. And also, it is true that laughter is indeed, the best medicine."
  • Tri-corn: "Yeah, but, I'm still gonna play it safe. Since she turned down the krabby patty, maybe she'll go for other food."
  • Jamica: "I'll, try to ask her. (To Morecorn) Senator Morecorn, I was wondering, since you didn't want a Krabby Patty, how's about the other excotic food we brought to the banquet?"
  • Morecorn: "Oh, thank you, but that won't be nessersary. Just give me a small glass of water. Again, I do seriously suffer from heart-burn and, sometimes spicey food does that."
  • Jamica: "I see.... Well, not all of the exotic food is, inhereditly spicey or warm. Why, the finest alternate universeal chiefs have sent lovely frozen treats for the banquet. They're mainly meant for desert though, so how's about some, bread and butter?"
  • Morecorn: "..... Ok, but make sure it's healthy bread, none of that glutton stuff, and get a brand of butter that isn't asentually just consintracted fat. I may not be great elder dragon old, but I'm old enough that I need to consider a serious healthy lifesytile."
  • Jamica: "Alchourse, right away."
  • Jamica went to seek out a waiter.
  • Tri-corn: ".... I can't believe it..... I have seen my mother happy for the time in, ever...... Finally, things are gonna go swimmingly."

Creature Pen.

  • Toothless and the Dragon Riders dragons are seen.
  • A service boy placed some big boxes down, and was proceeding to leave until he noticed the dragons and Toothless were growling at he direction.
  • Service Boy: ".... Whoa guys, I am just placing these boxes here, I don't want no trouble!"
  • Toothless motion his head another way, implying Toothless wants the service boy to leave.
  • Service Boy: "Oh, you want me out of here huh? Rude! Just for that, I'm NOT gonna leave here! What do you say to that?!"
  • The Service Boy was about to lean on the boxes until a sword bursted out from one of them, freaking him out!
  • The sword began to spin around, reveiling Slashwing Stan!
  • Service Boy: "YAH!? Ok, who boxes up a swordsmen vulture anyway? That makes no-"
  • Another box explouded, reveiling Dimwit Dick.
  • Dimwit Dick: "..... Your gonna need a bigger box."
  • Service Boy: "A HIPPO?!"
  • The Picklets jumped out of their boxes and landed on eachother like a circus act!
  • Service Boy: "Ok, WHAT THE HELL?! Was I transporting a circus here?!"
  • Another box glowed and explouded, reveiling Thu Fuei.
  • Service Boy: ".... And a Kung Fu torniment entry?"
  • Wisp came slitthering out of a hole from his box.
  • Service Boy: "..... And a missing zoo animal?"
  • Scor-Pan bursted from his box and stared at the Service Boy.
  • Service Boy: "...... (This Video)."
Jontron - No No No!

Jontron - No No No!

  • Celisus burned out of his box.
  • Celisus: "Surprise, you un-enlighten box pusher."
  • Another box was shaking about.
  • Celisus sighed embarrised.
  • Narcotic: "HELP I CAN'T GET OUT!?"
  • Celisus burned Narcotic's box.
  • Narcotic: "..... Oh, thanks."
  • QP sliced out of the Box with lazer swords, while the final box evaperated into nothing, as Darkness Qui stood tall, proud, and dark over the surprised Service Boy.
  • Service Boy: "........ (This video)."
JonTron - I Will Always Love You

JonTron - I Will Always Love You

  • Wisp hypnotises the Service Boy into a sleep.
  • Scor-Pan: ".... Sometimes, the service, she stinks, no?"
  • Toothless and the other dragons growled.
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh, I remember these freaky creatures from that blasted hero invadtion!? I never forget their stink?!"
  • Wisp: "Let me deal with them."
  • Wisp begins hypnotising the dragons under his control!
  • Celisus: "OH I WISHED WE SEEKED YOU GUYS OUT SOONER, YOU ALL WOULD'VE MADE OUR LIVES EASIER?!"
  • Wisp then attempts to do the same to Toothless.
  • Scor-Pan: "Don't bother with the Night Fury. I heard how the creature came to overcome mind-control of even a great Bewilderbeast. Let me handle it."
  • Scor-Pan grabs and pins down Toothless and quickly shut it's mouth to prevent it from roaring!
  • Scor-Pan: "Don't worry, little lizard.... This will only sting.... Alot."
  • Scor-pon quickly stinged Toothless with it's tail, allow it's drug effects to put it in a stuper like stance.
  • Narcotic: ".... I'm curious though.... How did you came to have drugs in your tail instead of venom?"
  • Scor-Pan: "..... One bad run in with High Council, you became shut-in as venomious scor-pan.... I had to use Deserta drugs to disable enemies instead."
  • Celisus: "So, what're we gonna do with the rest of these beasts?"
  • Wisp: "They're our ticket to surprise them while they're not paying attention."

Banquet.

  • Tons'a, Gelo, and Sucky were dodging fire from a crazed pie making machine, incresing the laughter!
  • Morecorn: "(Laughed), Tri-corn, I pretty much wasn't expecting you to go out of your way to find good entertainment, Tri-Tri! I pretty much thought you would half-ass it! But you went full-ass here! Pardon my french."
  • Tri-corn: "Well, I owe it to Shifu recommending these people here."
  • Morecorn: "Yes, but.... I must wonder though.... When I was coming here, I was expecting ALL the lougers to be present. (Tri-corn made a surprised face). Weren't they able to make it?"
  • Tri-corn: "Uh.... I....."
  • Patrick: "Tri-corn pretty much snubbed them out because of controversey."
  • Morecorn: "..... (Quickly frowns again) You, snubbed out, respected heroes, over that?"
  • Tri-corn: "Not, nessersarly over the fact they were villains, but, (nerviously laughs), it, well, the Shen Rampage thing is still a hot-button issue and.... There was the chrismas mess...."
  • Morecorn: "...... Those people, are part of the same group that saved your life more then once, and your gonna snub them out, OVER A FEW INSTENCES OF SHORT-COMINGS?!"
  • Snotlout: "UP! Here we go again, ladies and gentlemen."
  • Astrid: "NOT HELPING SNOTLOUT?!"
  • Tri-corn: "Mother, please, it was nothing inhereditly against them, I.... I just thought you don't wanna be reminded of the trouble from the pasted few days."
  • Morecorn sighed.
  • Morecorn: "I appresiate and understand what your trying to do. But I wouldn't be upset by those people because of things they can't nessersarly help. But they did in those events, were out of their hands. They weren't in control. This is what we were talking about earlier before, Tri-corn! You can't just automaticly assume a poor soul just DESIDED to be destructive just for the heck of it?! There's reasoning behind their madness, Tri-corn!"
  • Tri-corn: "It's not just that! The Panda also has TERRORABLE EATING HABITS?!"
  • Morecorn: "Oh, I seen those videos.... They're harmless compaired to the eating hapits of the Slobcorbians! The grossest aliens in the universe! Back in my day, I once had to be able to convince them to make a trade with the Dragon Realms, but to do so, they invited me to dinner, and.... Oh, the disgusting horrors I'll never unsee. It's actselly a tradition for them to POOP ON THEIR FOOD?! (Everyone gasps).... AND EAT IT STILL?! (Everyone starts groaning in disgust!) AND POOP IT OUT AGAIN?! (The Groans incrise as the sound of someone vometing is heard).... AND EAT IT ONE LAST TIME?! And I dare NOT explain what they do with their DESSERT?!"
  • Everyone: "PLEASE DON'T?!"
  • Morecorn: "Good, cause it grosses me out reliving it as it obviously does to you.... But still, the king of the time was a gentlemen.... It's a pity the Grox found their hapits too "offendive" and.... Well, let's just say, Slobcoria's ironicly cleaner as a desloite planet.... Still sad though."
  • Shifu: "AW, THAT IS FOUL?! I.... I think I actselly APPRESIATE PO'S HAPITS IN COMPAIRISON!?"
  • Tigress: "I no longer even mind the milk thing, THE MILK THING?!"
  • Mantis: "I THINK I RATHER WATCH PO EAT FOOD OFF THE FLOOR THEN WATCH GROSS ALIENS POOP ON THEIR LUNCH?! UGH!?"
  • Warson: "Ugh, the Slobcorbians disturbingly remind me of the Hogblagians of Planet Mudgis.... And suffered the same fate by the hands of the Bulliarns being too, disturbed by their way of living... The poor sloppy beasts. They ended up blowing up their planet with their nuclear lasers."
  • Sparx: Whoa, whoa, whoa, that race destroyed that planet with nuclear weaponry?
  • Warson: Indeed. I'd rather not go into the story of those bovine warmongers. Especially their king, he was a true monster. And don't even get me started on the fact that they're the only ones that can use strict nuclear weaponry.
  • Algor: "I actselly wish for my psyic sheild to be gone so I can have someone hypnotising me into forgetting what I have just been told?!"
  • Hiccup: "Ok, Misses Morecorn, did you HAD to share that story about the Slobcorbians?"
  • Metvincemander Grand Counciler: "Indeed.... I just started eating."
  • Warson: "Now Jling Sling, don't be rude."
  • Scorch: "..... Please tell me we can edit this part out."
  • Camera man: "Sorry boss, we're on live."
  • Scorch: "...... I really wish cussing won't cost me my job...."
  • Spongebob: "KOLWALSKI?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU PLAN TO INVENT MENTAL BLECH?! (SCREAMS!?)"
  • Spyro: ".... Everyone, this part of the banquet, never happened. Agreed?"
  • Everyone: Agreed!

Chapter 4: The Villains Attack/The Lone Lodgers Come to the Rescue

Meanwhile...

  • Dick: (Tries pushing Meatlug, but Scor-Pan just pushes him over)
  • Scor-Pan: Let ME be the point-guy! (Stings Meatlug, and the drugs inside cause him to hallucinate, and Scor-Pan does the same to the other dragons who had the same effect)
  • Dick: Uh, sir, how does the drug--
  • Scor-Pan: Well, I did steal the formula for a drug that can allow me to change it's affects from both unconsciousness to hallucinations. It's how YOU didn't get knocked out when I punished you for your screw ups.
  • Dick: Oh, I gotcha. (The dragons go crazy)

Meanwhile...

  • Gelo: (Loud roars were heard) I thought the cheering wasn't supposed to be until the end of the show.
  • Sultan: (Tumbles at the rumbling caused by the roars) Oh, oh, my word!
  • Snotlout: LOOK!! (The dragons appear and go on a rampage)
  • Gelo: STAMPEEEEEDE!!!
  • Hiccup: What the hell is going on with the dragons?!? (The Penguins pin the Deadly Nadder down, and Rico covers it's spiky tail with a long plastic bag)
  • Skipper: Kowalski, analysis! (Kowalski analyzes the crazy dragon)
  • Kowalski:...Skipper, if my calculations are correct...THESE DRAGONS HAVE BEEN DRUGGED!!!
  • Astrid: DRUGGED?!? BY WHO?!?
  • Fishlegs: GUYS! IT'S AN ATTACK!! (The Bandits arrive)
  • SpongeBob: Not on OUR watch!
  • Dick: HERE COMES THE HAMMER!! (Jumps into the air into a cannonball, and manages to crush Crane)
  • Crane: MY WING!
  • Tigress: Oh, you shouldn't have done that, tubby! (Charges for Dick, but Dick only belly-flops her with his fat belly) OOF!! (Dick chuckles)
  • Thu Fuei: (Notices the Penguins charging for him) HYAH! (Smacks a support, and it crushes the Penguins cartoonishly)
  • Skipper:... Kowalski, what's french for THIS AIN'T HAPPENING?!?
  • Kowalski:... Touché.
  • Scor-Pan: (Notices Shifu and Sandy who try to attack him, but he uses his claws to shred up their clothes, and expose them as they cover themselves)
  • Sandy: DAMN, THEY FIGHT LIKE DEMONS!!
  • Shifu: WORSE than demons! These are the Deserta Bandits that we banished to Deserta long ago for trying to steal Dragon Gems.
  • Mushu: But who the f*** got them off that sandball?!?
  • The Pinklets and Slashwing began to steal valuables from the Dignitaries!
  • Master Algor desided to intervine.
  • Master Algor: "Crooked thieves! You have made the mistake of robbing these good people in the preasence of a superior!?"
  • King Triton: "AND THE KING OF THE SEA!?"
  • Scor-Pan sees this and quickly brings out strange eygetian looking orbs, drops them, then the orbs turned into two mummifived eygetian greyhounds!
  • Scor-Pan: "Razgeen, Karlan! Fetch!?"
  • The Greyhounds two too seperate ways, leap on the walls and climbed on them like something out of The Mummy movies, leap from the walls, doing quick athletic tricks, and pounced on Algor and Triton!
  • Algor: "WHAT THE?!"
  • King Triton: "OFF OF ME, YOU-"
  • The Mummy Greyhounds sucked away the powers of Algor and Triton!
  • Algor: "AGHHHHHHHH!? THESE CREATURES ARE TAKING MY POWERS AWAY!?"
  • Triton: "SAME HERE?!"
  • The Mummy Greyhounds finished the sucking of Algor's and Triton's powers, flipped backwords, and landed on their front paws.
  • Scor-pan came and petted the Mummy Greyhounds.
  • Scor-pan: "Good girls."
  • Merlin: "JEHOSIFAT?! HOW DID HE GET LEECH-HOUNDS?!"
  • Celestia and Luna can't help but to feel a greater preasence behind Scor-pan.
  • Movie and TV Neptunes attempted to interfear, but Celestia and Luna stopped them!
  • Celestia: "You tried to interfear as well, those creatures will take away your powers as well!"
  • Jling Sling was cornered by Slashwing and Thu Fuei.
  • Jling Sling: "STAY BACK, PLEASE?!"
  • Slashwing began to swing his blade around really fast, while Thu Fuei moved his fists in a quick motion.
  • Jling's clothes feel into the floor, exposing nothing but red underwear.
  • Jling screamed like a girl!
  • Pinklets: "WE SEE LONDON, WE SEE FRANCE, WE SEE YOUR UNDERPANTS?!"
  • Dick: "Wow, you guys have good eyesight."
  • Warson: "ALL RIGHT, I DEMAND TO KNOW, WHO IS BEHIND THIS DISRESPECTFUL CHARADE, RIGHT NOW?!"
  • Tri-corn Attempted to get Morecorn to safety!
  • Tri-corn: "It's not safe here, mother, we have to get out?!"
  • Tri-corn opened an exit door, but quickly found that it was blocked by Celisus, Narcotic, and the Qui Drones.
  • Celisus: "Hello, senators."
  • The Qui Drones aimed their guns at them!
  • Tri-corn freaked out and slammed the door and tossed Morecorn out of the way, and quickly sumersulted away from a HUGE blast!
  • The Qui Drones charged in and ultamately over-wealm everyone with help of the Deserta Bandits!
  • Tri-corn backflipped back up and was prepared for a fight!
  • Morecorn's voice: "TRI-CORN?!"
  • Tri-corn gasped when she saw QP was holding Morecorn hostage and held a laser blade to her neck.
  • QP: "BACK-OFF NOW, OR THE HAG DIES EARLIER THEN WHAT NATURE HAS PLANNED?!"
  • Morecorn: "TRI-CORN, PLEASE, LISTEN TO IT?!"
  • Tri-corn: "MOTHER?!"
  • QP: "COMPLY OR SHE DIES!?"
  • Tri-corn was forced to back down.
  • She was quickly pounced by Narcotic and Celisus!
  • Mushu: "OH MAN, QUI PROGRAM, NARCOTIC AND CELISUS!? AM I TO ASSUME THAT MEANS-"
  • Tri-corn was forcefully held down by Narcotic and Celisus as music plays, as some Spy Drones are seen screeching above, viewing this. A huge familier ship looms overhead, as music plays.
  • Suddenly, a slluette of a familier figure flew down from above!
  • ???: "WELL WELL WELL?! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! (Reveils herself as Darkenss Qui) SENATOR TRI-CORN HUH?! OHH, I'M REALLY SCARED?! SO YOUR THE ONE EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT?! (LAUGHS BOASTFULLY?!)"

She began to sing this.

Oogie Boogie's Song-The Nightmare Before Christmas (Female Cover)

Oogie Boogie's Song-The Nightmare Before Christmas (Female Cover)

  • Mantis: "..... Still ripping of other villains songs, I see?"
  • Tons'a: "That's nothing! I read earlier in the script that she sang her own verson of Hellfire!"
  • Warson secretly brought out a communicater out of the sight of some Qui Drones.
  • Warson: "(Quietly as possable) Ok, Dr. Jenalubla. You have your complete reshearch ready? (Wispered speaking was heard). Good, now, get to your fastest teleporter and get here quickly?! Qui is here, and be careful.... She made new friends. Bring reinforcements."
  • Warson placed away the communicater before he was noticed.
  • Darkness Qui: "So, Tri-butt?! DID YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY DISRESPECTING ME BY NOT INVITING THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON A REAL CHALLNAGE TO ME?!"
  • Tri-corn: "..... Wait..... YOUR DOING THIS OVER SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T LIKE?!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Confusing I know, but in her universe, you disrespect the hero that stood villains like her up and lived, you disrespect her."
  • Warson: "Sadly, that is true. In the viewings of the VA, people who treat heroes like a needed good, regaurdless of their, attaudes, is a sign to them that they're taken seriously and respectfully as real threats. Disrespect the hero, is the ultamare insult to any va villain. Espiecally to Qui."
  • Tri-corn: "..... THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED REASON TO ATTACK A BANQUET EVER?!"
  • The Deserta Bandits: "Ohhhhhhhhhh!"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Excuse me?"
  • QP was aimed to kill Morecorn.
  • Tri-corn: "YOU HEARD ME?! THAT, IS THE MOST STUPID, RETARDED, MOST MORONIC REASON TO CRASH A PARTY, EVER?! YOU SHOULD BE PRACTICLY THANKING ME FOR NOT INVITING CYNDER!? I COULD'VE SWORN YOU HATE HER GUTS!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "That's, no longer acttreate these days. Granted, I still think she's crazy for obcessing over me, but now, I'm more curious then resentful, if not still annoyed by her insanity. But still, in VA rules, you dissed the only hero actselly a threat to me, WE'RE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS, BITCH?!"
  • Tri-corn: "HOW IS NOT INVITING HER TO A PARTY TO AVOID CONTROVERSEY BEING DISRESPECTFUL?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Is she not the same goody-two-shoes bitch that interfeared with not just me, but millions of other villains?! DID SHE NOT, CONTRIBUTED IN SAVING YOUR SORRY ASS?! EVEN YOUR LIFE?! AND YET YOUR GONNA TREAT HER LIKE SHIT?!"
  • Tri-corn: ".... Look, if it's any consulation, my own mother told me how stupid it was not inviting Cynder and those others into the banquet! And you just attacked us on live TV, yu crazy bitch?! They'll be here SOON ENOUGH?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "I am planning on that. But might I recimmend you start being more respectful to me, or else your gonna have to start planning her funeral?!"
  • QP was dead-set on killing Morecorn!
  • Tri-corn: "NO?! NO!? PLEASE?! DON'T HURT HER?! SHE'S HURT ENOUGH AS IT IS?! I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING!? MONEY, THE KEY TO THE CITY, MY POSITION IN POWER, A POSITION AS VICE-SENATOR?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "NONE OF THOSE ARE WHAT WANT?! Well, maybe the position thing, but I also want yo mama's position?! They're my keys to finally prove my worthiness to the entire villain community, and convince those fueding clowns in the villain teams that I AM WORTHY TO MAKE A NEW VILLAINS ACT WITH THEM?!"
  • Tri-corn: "OK, OK, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT?! JUST DON'T HURT MY MOMMY!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Good girl.... At ease, QP.... For now."
  • QP backs off abit.
  • Darkness Qui: "Ahh, I love it when threatening someone's life makes people give everything you can ever want."
  • Tri-corn: "OK, YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT?! NOW LET US GO?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Not yet! Your blessings might not be enough for the blasted "High Council" and the "United Universe Senate" these worlds take orders from! We have to make them offitcal! And nothing makes it offitcal, LIKE A HOSTAGE SITUATION!? The lives of every single dignitary sap here, in return to make it offitcal for me to become QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!?"
  • Tri-corn: "GOOD GRIEF, WOMAN!? YOUR HOLDING HOSTAGE SOME OF THE FINEST RULERS AND LEADERS OF THE UNIVERSE!? AS WELL AS HEROES AND HIGH COUNCIL MEMBERS!? EVEN THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN, YOU INSANE WACKO?! ARE YOU BONKERS!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Nope. Just a very big bitch! Alright, who managed to capture the news anchur guy?"
  • Qui Drones dragged in Scorch and the camera guy!
  • Qui grabs away Scorch's microphone.
  • Darkness Qui: "HELLO, SIMPLE PEONS!? THIS IS YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER SPEAKING?! I DEMAND THE BIG HANCHOS OF THE UNIVERSES, THE UNIVERSE SENATE AND THE HIGH COUNCIL TO SURRENDER ALL POSITIONS OF POWER TO ME?! OR EVERY HOUR THAT PASSES, A DIGNITARY IN THIS PARTY GETS WASTED?! And I don't mean by getting drunk, I mean by DEATH?! Just so we're clear, gimme power, or gimmie death. (Sing-alongly) I'm waiiiiiiiiiiiit-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"
  • Morecorn: "Please, you don't have to do this! I, heard about your past from the news when the Lougers were interviewed about the Grooka thing! You don't have to do this.... Tri-corn and I are no strangers to losing families to a senseless war! Your already on the way of changing who you are when you forsakened those basturdious Secret Founders! You, you can forsake making a new villains act all entirely."
  • Darkness Qui: "Aw, how cute! A well-intentioned simpleton with a heart of gold! As if Celestia wasn't annoying enough!"
  • Tri-corn: "HEY?! You, should be THANKFUL my mother is even remotely kind to you even dispite THIS?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Now I wouldn't become a powerful empress of the VA if I caved too easily because someone said something NICE to me?! It's either a trick or a misguided attempt to soften me up?! You have no idea, how disappointing it can be, when great villains ending up losing there nerves because the Hero or their weakling relitives talked them out of it?!"
  • Morecorn: "Please..... Allow your heart to be open again."
  • Darkness Qui: "MY HEART WAS OPEN ONCE!? But when I lost my parents to those basturds at the rival tribe, IT CLOSED SHUT AND GOT GLUED SHUT?! AND THEN IT NEVER OPENED AGAIN WHEN I WAS PUNISHED MORE ONE, SIMPLE, ALBEIT, OVERLY DISTURBING MISTAKE!? EVEN WHEN YOU ONLY KILLED THE WARRIORS, WAR-CHIEFS AND ADULTS AND COMPLETELY SPARED THE CHILDREN, ELDERLY, AND THE WHINY PRINCE, YOU GET PANNED FOR LIFE?!"
  • Morecorn: "It was only because you commited on what some would call a war crime! On something that diplomicy has settled! Perhaps they should've understood what I can see you as. A poor child lost from her parents from a horrendus war. You were falsely accused for being a monster for, albeit, a monsterious action. Those elders should've been, more forgiving and understanding, and acknowledge that their failure to warn you sooner was their fault and not yours. They should've tried to make YOU understand, not foolishly and arrigantly assume you'll be fine on your own! It's they who deserve to be punish for being blind idiots for not seeing a broken and hurt child! Not you... Please, don't take your pain out of anyone of us, original or alternate, and please retire from these persuits."
  • Darkness Qui was legitamently caught off guard by what Morecorn said.
  • Celestia: ".... Wow.... She knows how to talk someone down."
  • Patrick: "..... That..... That has to be the most beautiful speech I ever heard."
  • Darkness Qui: "..... You, don't actselly think it's, THAT EASY, do you? As much as I am legitamently touched that someone actselly, agrees with me that it's mroe those stupid elders fault as much as it's mine! WHY, IF THEY, JUST TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, THEN MAYBE THOSE RIVAL TRIBE BASTURDS WOULDN'T BE MOSTLY DEAD?! I however, can't just GIVE UP power and it's riches in faver of someone being nice to me! That, would make me, an even BIGGER JOKE to the villain community!? I, have a reputation to repair, restore and uphold?! And no one, not even a nice speech like yours, is gonna make me do otherwise!"
  • ???: "NEVER SAY NOTHING'S GONNA STOP YA?!"
  • A zoom was heard as Qui drones are sent flying and crashing!
  • ???: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
  • Another Zoom was heard and sent more Qui drones flying!?
  • Darkness Qui: "WHAT THE?!"
  • A rooster-like crow was heard!
  • Suddenly, a fast force zoomed in landed on the ground hard enough to cause a force that pushed the villains and remaining Qui Drones away!
  • The force was reveiled to be an alternate universeal bird-creature in blue armor!
  • Darkness Qui gasped!
  • Darkness Qui: "YOU?! YOUR THE ASSHOLE WHO HAD GENERAL TEX LOCKED UP!?"
  • Celisus: "Oh no?! HUDSON TURBO?!"
  • QP: "WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HERE?!"
  • Hudson Turbo: "Oh, funny story really. My family went on vacation here with Aero's family and uh... We saw Qui's ugly mug on the TV, so we safely assumed nothing good was cooking tonight, so, I talked Aero into keeping the folks safe while I, turboed your evil plans, Qui-wi!"
  • Darkness Qui: "GRRRRRRRR?! SOMEONE, KILL THAT GUY!?"
  • Slashwing brought his swords, Thu Fuei posed to attack, and Dick cracked his fists.
  • Hudson: "..... I should warn you guys.... The Hudson Turbo, doesn't kid around!"
  • Thu Fuei: "KID AROUND WITH MY FISTS, FOOL!?"
  • Slashwing, Thu Fuei, and Dick charged at Hudson!
  • Hudson: (Fights off the bandits as he soars across the sky)
  • SpongeBob: Uh, Warson? Who is that guy?
  • Warson: He's just a few of the heroes that the Heroes Act needs. I've heard stories of him, and he's named Hudson Turbo, a guy who stopped the Villains Act from sabotaging his dream police force in order to disable it and keep it from invading his home system. If it wasn't for the fact that idiots made up 6% of the Villains Act, they could've gotten away with it. Luckily, the accomplice helped Hudson locate the perpetrator, and the two became good friends.
  • Sandy: So, am I to assume this 'accomplice' is the other guy helping Hudson?
  • Warson: Indeed.
  • Shifu: I sure hope the others see this on the TV.

Back at the Dragon Temple

  • Icky: (On a computer)... So, Off-Road Velociraptor Safari? You sure this is a good game, toots?
  • Kairi: Of course. I know there are many things you hate about the dinosaur world, and I once heard you say you wanted to kill a raptor if you had the chance.
  • Icky: Yeah, so?
  • Kairi: So go ahead and try it out.
  • Icky:...What am I supposed to do, hit them?
  • Kairi: Of course. I'll tell you a bit more as we go along. (Icky plays the game and manages to hit a raptor)
  • Icky:...(Laughs, and hits more raptors) WOW! SO YOU ACTUALLY GET TO KILL THESE BASTARDS?!?
  • Kairi: Yep.
  • Icky: Well, I can tell this game is going to get VERY addictive.
  • Po: (Comes in) GUYS!! LOOK AT THE NEWS!!!
  • Icky: AW, COME ON, I WAS STARTING TO ENJOY THIS GAME!!
  • Sir Hiss: Let's just go, and see what's up. (They enter the living room, and see the news camera, still on and laying on the ground, gives a clear image of the attack as it happened earlier before)
  • Bill: (Screams as a Qui Drone chases him and zooms right by the camera)
  • Patrick: AAAAAHHHH!! (Trips and falls right next to the camera)... Oh, looky, a camera! (Picks it up) Oooh, hi!
  • Cynder: It doesn't look good over there.
  • Patrick: (Puts his mouth on the camera)
  • Icky: Oh, for f***'s sake, Patrick, don't put your mouth on the camera and let everyone watching this see that!
  • Patrick: (Muffled) THIHHSS IHHSS WHAT THHHEE INHHSSIDE OFFHH MIIEE MOUHHHH LOOOHHKKS LIIHHHKE!! (Takes his mouth off the camera, and licks it)
  • Po: Okay, that is weird.
  • A Qui Drone was about to attack Patrick.
  • Patrick looks and screams!
  • Patrick runs away!
  • Eventally, it got to the point where Qui showed up and sang her song!
  • Icky: "Oh good grief, she's STILL ripping off other villains songs?"
  • It then reached to where Qui made her threat.
  • Darkness Qui: "HELLO, SIMPLE PEONS!? THIS IS YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER SPEAKING?! I DEMAND THE BIG HANCHOS OF THE UNIVERSES, THE UNIVERSE SENATE AND THE HIGH COUNCIL TO SURRENDER ALL POSITIONS OF POWER TO ME?! OR EVERY HOUR THAT PASSES, A DIGNITARY IN THIS PARTY GETS WASTED?! And I don't mean by getting drunk, I mean by DEATH?! Just so we're clear, gimme power, or gimmie death. (Sing-alongly) I'm waiiiiiiiiiiiit-tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"
  • Icky: "Well she's gonna end up fucking waiting forever cause the High Council ain't gonna bow for SHIT!?"
  • Gilda: "But also those dignitaries are also SCREWED!?"
  • Trixie: "Yeah, but Celestia's Immortal, how is Qui gonna hope to kill a god?"
  • Icky: ".... Remember that Qui knows about Celestia's morality illness? SHE'LL USE THAT AGAINST HER!?"
  • Trixie: And how will she POSSIBLY do that? Just because she knows of her morality sickness, it doesn't mean she knows how to control it. Just threatening others' lives isn't enough to get her heartbroken.
  • Lord Shen: Not to mention she is nearly impossible to hurt mentally. Qui may be smart, but she's not smart enough to make even the likes of HER cry.
  • Icky: Hmm...good point, but what about the others? We surely need to protect them.
  • Trixie: "Oh, well, aside from Celestia and Luna which we assume will be okay as long as Qui doesn't gain an advantage over them, they're screwed."
  • Cynder stared and heard Morecorn's speech.
  • Cynder gave a small tear.
  • Gilda: "Uh, Cyndy? Did Morecorn's speech got to you?"
  • Cynder: "..... Yes. Her willingness to sympathise with Qui, even after what she just threaten to do, and tried to talk her out of this. This motivates me more then ever to confront Qui, outside of the fact that I pretty much already done that once or twice!"
  • Kairi: "Well luckly, it looks like that Hudson Turbo guy is being a great distraction."
  • Hudson: (Fights off the bandits as he soars across the sky)
  • Icky: "Yeah, but even HE can't hold off those assholes forever! Cynder, it's time to go Avatar on some dicks!?"
  • Cynder: "My pleasure."
  • ???: "Well you're in luck."
  • The Heroes Act came in!
  • Xandy: "We're here to help in on beating off some Qui Drones, and then some!" (Nytrox barks and ends up pouncing and licking Kairi) Easy there, troggy!
  • Magnum: "Qui is litterally threatening the lifes of the Grand Council and the other leaders in there over her misfortunes! We brought someone over to get her to realise the truth about herself! And, this truth is exactly what you expect.... Her backstory, was a darker fabercation of another Qui."
  • Cynder: "..... I KNEW IT! Qui is more a victim then she realises! Explain in on the way! Come on!"

The Ruined Banquet.

  • Hudson began flying around and teasing the Bandits and Celisus and Narcotic!
  • Thu Fuei: "WOW?! AND YOU ALTERNATE VILLAINS PUT UP WITH GUYS LIKE THAT?!"
  • Celisus: "HE'S NOT EVEN THE WORSE OF THEM?!"
  • Scor-Pan brought out another orb and dropped it. It turned into a giant firy Falcon-like Phonex.
  • Scor-Pan: "Fire-wind.... Destroy the annoying one."
  • Fire-wind screehed as it lifted up in the air and charged after Hudson!
  • Hudson: "OH BOY!"
  • Hudson flew around as fast as he could, but Fire-wind wasn't far behind!
  • Celestia: "That Deserta Phenox will soon destroy the brave soul unless a miricle happens!"
  • A roar was heard!
  • Hiccup: ".... And I know that miricle's name."
  • Suddenly, another zoom and a blast was heard as Fire-Wind screeched in pain!
  • Toothless Arrived, has recovered and roared!
  • Hudson: "THANKS FOR THE HELP, DUDE! What do you say we put this big bird in it's cage?!"
  • Toothless nodded in agreement as Fire-Wind quickly recovered and resume the attack!
  • Qui Drones attempted to attack Toothless!
  • Hudson: "I GOT YORU BACK, BRO?!"
  • Hudson began to fight off the charging drones!
  • Astrid: "Toothless and that guy need more help!"
  • Fishlegs: "We need to snap our dragons out of the drug!"
  • Luna: "I'll help, but we need to get past the bandits and the surviving drones."
  • ???: "ATTENTION VILLAINS ACT SCUM AND ALLIES!?"
  • A heroes act ship rose up!
  • The Heroes Act came right out!
  • Zosimo: "YOU GOT ONE CHANCE TO QUIT IT NOW BEFORE WE GOT REALLY ROUGH?!"
  • More Qui Drones appeared and charged after the Heroes Act ship!
  • Aurlena: "I guess they wanna do this the hard way. Good!"
  • Aurlena leaped, triple flipped, and zoomed down to the charging Qui Drones and began to wreck a good portion up?!
  • Magnum: ".... Shall we follow her exsample?"
  • Nytrox: (Barks, and mimics the word 'Let's fight!')
  • Zosimo: I couldn't agree more. (The heroes and the lone Shell Lodgers arrived, and started fighting)
  • Avatar Cynder: Hey! (Qui looks behind her to see her) Remember me?
  • Darkness Qui: Too much, actually. (The two end up fighting)
  • Lord Shen: (Uses his cannon to blow up a swarm of Qui Drones)... Now THAT'S what I call a fireworks display.
  • Slashwing Stan: (Appears in front of Nytrox) Oh, how cute! An alien dog! You're too easy! (Nytrox growls and bites him in the crotch)...(His Tom scream was heard across the Dragon Realms)
  • Xandy: ATTA BOY, NYTROX!! (Takes out her pistol) Set to non-lethal plasma rounds!
  • Gun: Setting to stun plasma rounds! (Fires a stun shot that knocks out Stan)
  • Hudson: Take THIS! And THAT! AND A PIECE OF THIS! (Constantly wing-punches Qui Drone after Qui Drone, and then he notices something) Huh? (He sees Xandy fighting off Qui Drones with Nytrox)...Holy s***! Is that...Xandy? She's more ravishing than I thought!
  • Xandy: GET DOWN! (Pushes Hudson down avoiding the minigun fire of one of the Qui Drones)... Are you okay, Mr. Turbo?
  • Hudson: (Dizzy as he saw hearts)... Did you just swim out of Heaven? (Nytrox was confused)
  • Xandy:... Excuse me?
  • Hudson: Uh... Forget I said that, thanks for saving me, goodbye! (Flies off)
  • Xandy:... YOU'RE WELCOME!!... (She and Nytrox looked at each other confused)
  • Toothless was doing what he can to avoid Wind-Fire's attack!
  • Luna successfuly de-drugged all the dragons!
  • Luna: "There! Now it's time to save Toothless from the Deserta Phenox!"
  • Snotlout: "And kick some giant flying bird ass!?"
  • The Dragon Riders got on their dragons and flre off!
  • Hiccup: "TOOTHLESS, FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE?!"
  • Hiccup runs off!
  • Scor-Pan saw Hiccup as a threat and attempted to follow him, but suddenly-
  • Lord Shen intervine!
  • Lord Shen: "YOU HAVE STOLEN THE POWERS OF MASTER ALGOR AND KING TRITON! Either surrender them kindly or be defated by the son of the Peacocks of Gongmen!"
  • Scor-Pan: "(LAUGHS!) More like, the DISGRACE OF GONGMEN!? Your parents would NEVER be proud of someone who killed PANDAS?!"
  • Lord Shen: "My parents' spirits have well forgiven me! If you tried to get to me through insults, it failed!"
  • Scor-Pan: "Oh, tough bird eh? Let's see if it still truth, UNDER MY DRUG?!"
  • Scor-Pan aimed to sting Shen, but he proceeded to dodge everytime and the two began to fight!
  • Celisus and Narcotic saw the heroes have arrived and made things difficult!
  • Celisus: "Let's hide somewhere before we get our usual punishments!"
  • Narcotic: "Good idea?!"
  • ???: "Yo, Tweedle Ugly and Tweedle-Dumass!"
  • Water hits Celisus as he screams and turns into ash!
  • Celisus: "GROCK?!"
  • Narcotic looks to see Icky and Iago again.
  • Icky: "Oh, and uh, Narcy? We brought an old friend of yours to play."
  • Narcotic: "What old friend?"
  • A familier sound was heard behind Narcotic.
  • Narcotic: "Oh no...... Not..... THAT?! ANYTHING BUT-"
  • Narcotic looked behind him and saw The Dilophos!
  • Dilophos screech!
  • Narcotic: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? NOT YOU AGAIN?!"
  • Narcotic screamed like a girl as the Dilophos chased him!
  • Icky: "Ya know, it was AWESOME of Goanna Jones and Martha Mantis to let us borrow one of their robo dinos for this."
  • Iago: "Oh yeah, it's great to see Narcotic reinact the scene when that fat asshole gets due dino-sytile commupence!"
  • QP saw that the situation was dire!
  • QP began to drag Morecorn into the building!
  • QP: "Come on, you hag! I'm putting you somewhere where I can-"
  • A cyberconnectic hand touched and zapped QP!
  • QP: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • QP got deactivated and fell down, letting go of Morecorn.
  • A silluette stranger stood.
  • Stranger: "Come with me to the office where you'll be safe."
  • Morecorn complied and followed.
  • The Anti-Hero Lougers freed the other Lougers who joined in and began freeing the Dignitaries from the grip of the Machines!
  • Lord Shen and Scor-Pan proved evenly match!
  • Scor-Pan: "YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME, PEACOCK?! I'LL EASILY CALL BACK FIRE-WIND AND-"
  • A louded pain screech was heard and fire-wind crashed into the ground, turning back into an orb again!
  • Scor-Pan: "GAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Lord Shen: "It seemed fair for Hiccup to get even with you for what you assumingly did to those dragons! Now to further give them due justice with your defeat?!"
  • Scor-Pan leaped and attempted to pounce on Shen, but he quickly smacked Scor-Pan away and into a wall!
  • The two orbs of the Greyhounds quickly turned back into Mummy Greyhounds and defended Scor-Pan fiercely!
  • Celestia zapped the creatures, as they wimper in pain and freed the powers of Triton and Algor, which quickly returned to their real owners!
  • Triton: "I think I had just about enough of those troublesome machines!"
  • Algor: "I couldn't agree more! It's time for them to meet their desteny! AT THE RECYCLE PLANT?!"
  • Triton charged up his trident as Algor prepared his heat-vision.
  • A Qui Drone saw this.
  • Qui Drone: ".... Oh, holy shi-" (The two blasted it down, and they spread their power beams across the Qui swarm in the sky)
  • Darkness Qui: (Continues fighting Avatar Cynder) QP, QUICK, DEAL WITH--WHAT?!? (Finds QP disabled and Morecorn gone)...NOO!!! (She gets smacked by Cynder) OOF!!
  • Avatar Cynder: Enough is enough, Qui! We're beating your forces down easily! Just stop with this nonsense, and- (Qui hit her in the crotch) D'OOH!! (Qui grabbed Cynder, and threw her to a wall) OOF!!
  • Darkness Qui: WHERE IS MORECORN?!? (Breathes fire in the air) WHO COULD'VE DONE THIS!?
  • Avatar Cynder recovered quickly, somersulted back into battle and pounced on Qui!
  • The two continued ther fight!
  • Darkness Qui: "THOSE QUI DRONES ARE JUST AN EXSAMPLE OF WHAT I HAVE?! I'VE INSTAILLED A FACTORY IN THE TRIANGLE TEMPLE I'M HIDING IN?! I'LL ALWAYS MAKE MORE?!"
  • Avatar Cynder: "Unfortunately for you, cause the fact you included the Deserta Bandits into your sceme, you gave a very fatal clue to WHERE you are hiding! Deserta! And in light of your unafraidness to harm the lives of beloved leaders, I'm afraid you can no longer afford the luxery of being chased off! And even when you do managed to escape, we will find you again! So you may as well just surrender while your still able to walk straight!"
  • Darkness Qui: "NO?! NOT WHILE I'M SO CLOSE!?"
  • Avatar Cynder: "I don't wish to hurt you more then already! But to protect others, I can't afford letting you hurt THEM!"
  • Avatar Cynder begins to over-wealm and over-power Qui, and eventally smacks down Qui ultamately to the ground, ultamately preventing her from being able to continue fighting.
  • The Deserta Bandits saw this and attempted to help, but Po and all the Lougers intervine.
  • Po: "One simple sentence, fellas and ladies.... Don't even think about it."
  • Thu Fuei: "..... DAMN?!"
  • Darkness Qui started to cry.
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Cynder, why did you do this to me? I was only doing this to avenge your honor against that disrespectful bitch!?"
  • Avatar Cynder turned back to Normal Cynder.
  • Cynder: "As much as that does sound true, it's only but half of your motivation for doing this. You also did it to become powerful enough to finally get the Villain Teams' acknowlagement and create a new Villains Act, as well as an attempt on Spongebob and Spyro's life."
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Ok, I can't say no to those exactly, but still, if I hadn't found out that Tri-corn disrespected, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, I WOULD'VE GLADLY LEFT THIS DISHASOTR OF A MISSION ALONE?!"
  • Cynder: "Perhaps so, Qui, but doesn't make you less of a horrendusly tortured and confused victim of circumstances you truely are."
  • Darkness Qui: "Ok, I know my loss of my parents was godamn awful and my life spiraled into a shitstorm, but I pretty much mostly screwed myself here."
  • Cynder: "Qui..... Someone, told me that..... Your past, was a fabercation of the past of another."
  • Darkness Qui: ".... Oh come on, are you gonna be CRAZY AGAIN!?"
  • ???: "Qui, I have to ensure you, what she saying is not the words of insnaity."
  • The Cyberconnectic hand reveiled to belong to a human-like being in a suit who came forword with a cautious Morecorn.
  • Icky: ".... Is that an Alternate UUniversal human? Wow, those guys must've came back."
  • Xandy: "Sadly, no. He's only human-like in appearence. But he is an a member of an ally race though. He's a Rugholun Ohrugan."
  • Human-like Being: "Not just ANY ordinary one. (Uses a palm lens on his robotic arm to show a hologram of his ID) Dr. Raste Jenalubla, criminologist, studier of the criminal mind and the history of villainy, and pretty much the ONLY one studying the secrets of the Villains Act."
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh great. One of those nerds. Well, could you tell Cyndy here that she's being crazy and-"
  • Dr. Jenaluba: "Well, I would had it not been for the growing evidence of my reshearch."
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Wha....."
  • Dr. Jenaluba: "You see, ever since I collected your, 'former skin', I indeed proved that it was in fact, Peerbonian plastic surgery skin created from the planet's genetically-engineered plastofruits."
  • Celisus (Still a pile of ash): "TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW?!"
  • Dr. Jenaluba: "Well OBVIOUSLY that is old hats as they say. That skin made me curious. I soughted for more answers. But the only people who knew more are the secret founders, and, well, they're unfortunately good at their namesakes as "SECRET founders". And knowledge to outside villains is limited or not at all there. My reshearch was at a standstill, until sometime after a recent Grooka mess. That was when Warson gave me a grand new opportunity." (Shows a hologram from his lens palm which reveals a flashback)

Flashback.

  • Warson: "Dr. Jenalubla, there's someone as curious as you are about the truth behind Qui. You are given a chance to head to the Zewinsaur home planet, Zewishku, and see if you can collect info on Darkness Qui herself. I'll notify the planet leaders of your arrival so you won't be viewed as a nosey annoyence or a spy. Take as much time as you need since you prefer to be, thorough."
  • Dr. Jenalubla: It would be an honor. I'm not getting much in the mystery that is the Villains Act, but at least I can get some details about their scapegoat, Darkness Qui. I've been on her case since I was donated some skin that was produced from Peerbonian plastic surgery. It raised some questions for me, and this is my chance to find the answer. Wish me luck, sir.
  • (Dr. Jenalubla): I went to Zewishku, and asked the inhabitants a few questions. When I asked about Darkness Qui to the common folk, they had no answer. They didn't know who she was. But then things took an unexpected turn when I asked about the past she believed she had.
  • Elderly Zewinsaur: (Gasps)...Is THAT the past she believes is true?
  • Dr. Jenalubla: Yes, sir.
  • Elderly Zewinsaur:... Well, sir, that is something suspicious. I think that by what you've done told me, I think this 'Qui' might be nothin' more then an imposter false Zewinsaur, and given the same durn name, and they decided to tell her the same past as the great Qui the Benvolent, only made it MUCH more darker then what happened to the Priestess.
  • Dr. Jenalubla:... Who's that?
  • Elderly Zewinsaur: Hmmph, the kids these days flunkin' their lessons about Zewinsaur history.
  • Dr. Jenalubla: (Sighs) Just please continue.
  • Elderly Zewinsaur: Well, to put it bluntly... (A flashback shows pretty much the same story as Qui's but this Qui's was different. She only punished the War-Chiefs, Her parents didn't die, and through a series of different events became the new ruling priestess)...And that's about it."
  • Dr. Jenaluba: "..... Sir, you have no idea, how much these changes things."
  • (Dr. Jenaluba): "But due to the old one's tendingcy to be, confused, I have to take it to the other Qui herself. And I was surprised by what I seen. (Qui the Benvolent is pretty much the same as Qui's plastic surgery) She confirmed everything that what the old said was true, and that, you were diffentely some kind of, pretender dopplerganger create cause of the fact that real Zewinsaurs are uncorruptable."

Present

  • Dr. Jenalubla: "I'm half sorry to say this, but.... Your actselly not of our worlds. You were, argueability the first victim the Villains Act made on these UUniverse. And thankfully, thanks to the Lodgers, the only one."
  • Darkness Qui stared in horrid shock.
  • Celisus: "...... Grock...."
  • Narcotic, hiding from the Dilophos just stared concenrly.
  • QP was no longer disabled, and was sadden.
  • QP: "..... Qui....."
  • Scor-Pan was staring at the scene, surprisingly smiling.
  • Scor-Pan's thoughts: "At least I don't have to play pretend that she's a fake."
  • Darkness Qui: "No..... NO!? THIS, THIS CAN'T BE!?"
  • Darkness Qui saw QP wasn't disabled anymore and grabbed her!
  • Darkness Qui: "QP, PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE?!"
  • Silence.....
  • Darkness Qui: "...... QP?"
  • QP: "(Sighs)...... Promise me your not gonna go into a violent rampage over this.... I hate to say it, but.... The smug organic asshole.... Is right. I won't go into much detail, but.... Your a Dragon Realmian dragon, not a Zewinsaur. Real Zewinsaurs, are uncorruptable. Even as Rouges. The Villains act.... Needed a suppliment. They known your kind as un-enlighten versons of Zewinsaurs. They, had Xerxes kidnap you and destroyed the only traces of your existence.... Your Family."
  • Darkness Qui: "NO?! XERXES WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HIS FIANCE!?"
  • Everyone: "YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH XERXES?!"
  • Icky: "Aw man, and I thought Cynder's romance with Rube-jerk was bad!"
  • QP: "Qui, by all means, he regreted what he did, doing the same thing Xandy's race did! But those Secret Founders had him by the ears?! They forced him?! The Head Secret Founder wanted to simply bring your family over here as a replacement, but he was congured by protests and peer pressure?! But he warned you would end up becoming the death of them all if you had discovered this! That's why they covered you with the fruit!? That's why they basturdised the name of Qui the Benvolent! That's why that Discord beast reacted like he did! HE KNEW THE REAL YOU?! HE KNEW THAT, STORY WAS A FAKE MEMORY IMPLANTED INTO YOU TO MAKE IT CONVINCING?! THE MEMORY WAS A HYPER-REALISTIC SIMULAR CREATED BY A POWERFUL SIMULATION MACHINE AND MADE YOU THINK YOU WERE A TYPICAL WAR VICTIM TURNED VIOLENT?! You.... Were not meant to be there, Qui... Qui is hardly even your real name... You were nothing but a scapegoat to those basturd founders, a figure head for not knowing better idiots like Narcotic and Celisus to look up too, and pretty much nothing more then a weapon?! A WEAPON, NO MORE DIFFERENT THEN THE STARBOTS?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "But.... The Founders loved me."
  • QP: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE PROVEN TO BE A GOOD INVESTMENT QUI?! YOU HELPED THEM DESTROY RULERS, KINGDOMS, SOCITIES, YOU'D BROUGHT IDIOTS UNITED UNDER THE SAME CONQUEST GAME!? YOU WERE EVERYTHING THEY WANTED AND MORE?! YOU WERE NOTHING BUT THEIR FAVERITE CONQUEST PET, QUI?! Why, did you think those ungrateful hethens tried to tempt you like they did with the Centaurians?! Your litterally impourent to them as their crutch for conquest, because the cowerds are scared to lose their cushy positions among goverment figures or are too predictable and already sought after!? Qui..... They made you, spill the blood of every single living thing that crossed them. You were just a weapon to get back at a socity that didn't treated them like the kings they foolishly pretend to be. They, ruined your life. The life, they erased from existence.... And condemned you to be.... A monster..."
  • Darkness Qui started to hyperventalate as she started to look at her hands. Flashes turn to a burning alternate universeal city burning in a blaze as Qui's hands were covered in the blood of the innosent! Darkness Qui started to scream, trying to get the imaginary blood off! In Qui's eyes, her destroyed Qui Drones turn into silluettes of slaughtered innosents!
  • Darkness Qui started to panic as everything she sees, is her crimes being relived as the flashes in and out! Everyone, her allies, enemies, everything, turns into her victims!
  • Darkness Qui began to mentally lose it!
  • Darkness Qui: "SOMEONE?! ANYONE?! PLEASE KILL MEE-HEE-HEE?!"
  • Darkness Qui turned deserately to Narcotic!
  • Darkness Qui charged at him and grabed Narcotic!
  • Narcotic: "AGGGAAAH?! YOUR GRACE, PLEASE, CALM DOWN?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "GIVE ME YOUR VIRUSES?! I WANT THEM TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY?!"
  • Narcotic: "WHAT!? NO?! THEN THE FOUNDERS ARE GONNA BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING AND THEY'LL TRICK VILLAINS INTO WANTING TO KILL ME?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "GIVE ME YOUR BEAUTIFUL NANO-VIRUS, NARCY!? GIMMIE YOUR SEXY DEATH CAUSING VIRUS?!"
  • Narcotic: "QUI PLEASE NOOOOO!? I ACTSELLY LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND?! PLUS IT'LL LEAVE A BIG UGLY AND CONTAITIOUS MESS ON THE FLOOR!?"
  • Tri-corn: "DAMN IT, YOU CRAZY BITCH, CALM DOWN?!"
  • Darkness Qui pulled away Narcotic's lazer gun and aimed it at everyone!
  • Darkness Qui: "BACK?! ALL OF YOU, GET BACK!? ME AND THIS BEAUTIFUL VIRUS COLLECTER ARE GONNA GO SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN DIE HAPPLY?!"
  • Narcotic started to cry like a baby!
  • Celestia: "Qui, please, we can help you! Your obviously a victim of things you now clearly regret! You didn't know better at that time and now. Please, sueiside isn't worth it, espeically not with something that can end up being a threat to this world as well!"
  • Cynder: "Qui, put the gun and the crying bio-terrorest down! Calm down, for everyone's sake, or things will be offitcally worse then they are now."
  • Darkness Qui: "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?! I'M A MONSTER?! MY LIFE WAS A LIE, I HAVE NO ONE LEFT?! XERXES WAS A PART IN ALL THIS?! I WAS TRYING TO BRING BACK SOMETHING THAT RUINED ME?! (CRIES INSANELY AND BROKENLY) I'M, I'M A MONSTER?!"
  • Darknes Qui cuts herself with her tail to punish her self, to horrendus shock to the people who saw it!
  • Icky: "JESUS CHRIST, LADY?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "OH THE PAIN!? SO RELIEVING?!"
  • Skipper: "QUI'S GONE TO SELF-HURT MODE?! QUICK, DISABLE QUI?!"
  • Xandy: (Fires her stun rounds at her and immobilizes her, causing a crying Narcotic to escape. Celestia used her magic to keep Qui down, disabling her legs and tail, and her wings as a safety measure)
  • Darkness Qui: "LET ME GO?! I DIDN'T JUST DONE THIS FOR PAYBACK AND THAT OTHER THING?! I CAME BECAUSE..... I..... I admired Cynder....... I was gonna attempt to make her my heir to the throwne of something I thought I loved as my daughter! (Cynder stared shocked). But I don't want her to be the heir of a LIE?! A LIE?! (Cries)!?"
  • Tri-Corn: "........ My god.... WHAT, A SERIOUS, MENTAL, MESS?!"
  • Jamica: "Well, that's what happens when you go through what Qui went through."
  • Darkness Qui: "BUT, BUT, IF I'M NOT A ZEWINSAUR, THEN HOW CAN I DO ALL THE ELEMENTS POSSABLE?! DRAGONS CAN'T DO THAT UNLESS THEY'RE PURPLE FOR SOME REASON?!"
  • Tri-corn: "..... There's, actselly another breed.... A far, rarer breed."
  • Ignitus: "Indeed..... Qui, you might very well be, as we expected..... A Scarlet Dragon."
  • Scorch: "A SCARLET DRAGON?!"

Villain Leage Fortress.

  • Leagers: "(Watching this on the christail ball) "A SCARLET DRAGON?!"

Scourge Imperial Fortress.

  • Scourge Imperials: "(Watching this on a viewing portal of flames) A SCARLET DRAGON?!"

Team Nefarious Station.

  • All memebers: " (On a video screen by a hidden spy) A SCARLET DRAGON!?"

The Ruined Banquet.

  • Mostly everyone present: "A SCARLET DRAGON!?"
  • Dr. Jenaluba: "Yes.... Based on what I believed, the VA must've know how speical Qui is and would garrintied them an easier time to congure our universe.... And they were almost right."
  • Icky: "I heard about THOSE kind of Dragons! They make Purple Dragons like Spyro look like PUSSIES?! And I think Qui already deminstracted her skills in the past! NO WONDER THOSE ASSHOLES WANTED HER!?"
  • Cynder: "........ Then Qui needs serious help."
  • ???: "Indeed."
  • Eagle-Beak appeared.
  • Eagle-Beak: "But NOT, from you all!"
  • Everyone: EAGLE-BEAK?!?
  • Luna: What're YOU doing here?!?
  • Eagle-Beak: I'm here because I need to tell you something!
  • Icky: "That your here to be a jerk and help Qui? Well forget it, she's declaired a serious mental mess now and-"
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "KINDLY LET ME EXPLAIN BEFORE THIS LEADS TO INSULTS AND LEADS TO AN UN-NESSERSARY BATTLE THAT'LL HURT EVERYONE!?..... Scarlet Dragons, can also.... Be created by great magic.... A magic, of createisum.... Something, only few are capable of....."
  • Celestia: "What, are you saying, Eagle-Beak?"
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "......Well, when I was still a young student at Magic University... LONG before I was that universeity's professor, long before by spiraling madness respondsable for that poor-sighted rebellion nonsense I had..... Back when I had the potiaintional to be come the first camelotian griffin immigrent to become the royal socceror for Equestian Griffins."
  • Icky: "Oh boy, did the producer desided to create a NEW out-of-nowhere surprise with that crazy imagination again?"
  • Iago: "Chances are..... Yes.... Yes he did."

Flashback.

  • (Eagle-Beak): "It was the time that I had become fully aware of Nightmare Moon's inevitable return, and I desperately tried to stop it! I discovered a Dragon Realmian legend about Scarlet Dragons.... So...... I desided to create one.... As a protector."
  • The Younger Eagle-Beak exhuasted every-bit of his magic on a small Dragon Realms egg, turning it from blue to scarlet, and when it hatched, out came a small dragonling Qui.
  • (Eagle-Beak): "Why, with very pained oust of my fiber.... I created Qui... The first genetically-altered scarlet dragon in history. And, for the first time since my long ago discovery of Nightmare.... She melted my heart and eased my concerns."
  • Little Dragonling Qui cooed, as Younger Eagle-Beak's concerns melted.
  • (Eagle-Beak): "I raised her, as my own. I loved her..... And she returned it.... However, it was not to last forever."
  • Griffin Guards barged in!
  • Eagle-Beak hides away Qui!
  • Eagle-beak: "What is the meaning of this?! I thought I told Cedirc I wanted my privatcy!?"
  • Griffin Guard 1: "His majusty believes, you have created something."
  • Eagle-Beak: "PROPOSTERIOUS!? I WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!"
  • Griffin Guard: "Then WHY act like your hiding something, Eagle-Beak? Be warned that Cedric doesn't appresiate liers!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I AM BEING AS HONEST AS POSSABLE! I WOULD NEVER, EVER-" (Qui was heard crying)
  • Griffin Guard #2:...(Finds Qui)...What is this?
  • Eagle-Beak:...It's...uh...
  • Griffin Guard #1: It's an unauthorized concoction, THAT'S what it is! You realize we're gonna have to inform Cedric and the Princesses about this.
  • Eagle-Beak: You can't! You need her to protect you from Nightmare Moon! You're going to make a big mistake taking her away from me.
  • Griffin Guard #2: This Nightmare Moon business is none of your concern. Celestia will handle it her way, and you shall respect that. Like it or not, this dragon infant doesn't belong here, and must go back to the Dragon Realms where it belongs.
  • Eagle-Beak: NO! I WON'T LET YOU!
  • Griffin Guard #1:...You do realize that if Celestia hears you are resisting our orders, you will no longer be our most trusted sorcerer?
  • Eagle-Beak: This poor soul belongs to me, and you have no right to take it from me!
  • Griffin Guard #2: I guess we'll have to add questioning authority on the list as well. Very well, we'll have to take it by force.
  • Eagle-Beak: NO! I REFUSE TO ALLOW IT!!
  • Griffin Guard #1: (Sighs, and takes out a walkie-talkie)...We got a problem.
  • Eagle-Beak: Who are you--(More griffin guards appear and overwhelm Eagle-Beak, as well as confiscating a crying Qui) NOOOOOO!!! QUIDILIN!!!
  • (Eagle-Beak): You took her away from me, and blew one of your best chances of defending yourselves against Nightmare Moon! You had the audacity to sentence me to teaching at Magic University. I was torn up that you took away my one chance of happiness, and you gave me better reason to be who I am today!

Present

  • Eagle-Beak: And now that she's finally free from her deludions of being part of those filthy extremeists from the alterate universes, she is ready to return back into my loving hands!
  • Celestia: "..... Eagle-Beak, I am sorry, about that time. As I was sorry for, failing to protect you sooner from the mob... But you don't understand, she might not be in any condition to continue helping whatever sceme your doing! She-"
  • Eagle-Beak: "IT'S NOT NESSERSARLY THAT SOLEY!? She might be strongly against villain teams at the moment, and I need to mend that heart! And I have the one sole person truely capable to heal her wounds in throey. He knows that those VA basturds used him and forsakened them and regreted ever bring her to them. And soon, they won't be the ONLY ONES WHO WILL REGRET CROSSING HER?! I'LL SEE TO IT?! I'LL RESTORE WHAT THIS GENERAL TEX ALMOST ACCOMPLISHED, AND MAKE HER THE PERFECT FORCE?! A PERFECT FORCE YOU'LL SOON WISH YOU NEVER TAMPERED WITH!?"
  • Eagle-Beak casted a magical tornado and sucked in Qui, QP, Celisus, Narcotic, and all of the Deserta Bandits and their things, as well as himself away from the situation!
  • Celestia: "EAGLE-BEAK! WAIT!"
  • Cynder: "QUI?!"
  • The Magic Tornado vanished.
  • Icky:... We aren't even in the middle of the season and ALREADY SHIT IS FUCKED UP?!
  • Warson: "...... Grand Councilers, I would like to say our, "Qui Issue" is far from over. Tomorrow, we'll have to discuss this further with the High Council and talk about assemling an amasse of our combined forces to capture Qui in this planet "Deserta". Now that we know that Qui is, even more of a victim of the VA then we are, she has to be captured. And given that she's been biologically altered to become the most powerful creature ever, it's likely the new VA-inspired reminet group, the Dark Radicals, would seek her out, and I doubt Qui would remain unpopular with the native villains of this universe for long. Are we at an agreement?"
  • Most of the Councilers agree, but Jling was suspitiously silent.
  • Warson: ".... Oh, and uh.... We're gonna need to give Jling some new robes."
  • Jling remembers his predicterment and covers himself up, blushing a light-green blush.
  • Celestia sighed.
  • Celestia: "Professor Eagle-Beak.... I'm truely sorry, of the pain I caused you..... And Qui......"
  • Tricorn:... (Sighs) I'm so sorry, mother. I wanted this to be the best banquet for you, but it looks like I ruined it by overlooking the antihero Lodgers.
  • Morecorn: "..... Tri-corn.... You don't need to apologies..... The thing with Banquets is, you can always resugdule them. But all in all.... You did at least one thing right..... Your learned from your mistakes, and showed restrainst of your usual urge to try to fight in a situation strongly against."
  • Tri-corn: ".... Your not mad? BUT, I WAS BASICLY SURRENDERING TO THAT NUTCASE!?"
  • Morecorn: "True, perhaps you could've hand that with more, grace.... But still, you are far from being the Tri-corn that only made things worse."
  • Tri-corn: ".... Tecnecally, this, this is just until Glitch-corn is back online and..... I'm likely gonna start screwing up again."
  • Morecorn: "Depressingly true, but.... I will not judge you for what that glitch makes you do. Even if it was at it's worse. I would only ever be upset to snap you out of it. And while I still stand by my concerns... I know you can't currently help it. And I won't sevrely punish you.... TOO BADLY, for even your most stupidest mistakes... Sure, they're likely gonna be, face-palm worthy, but.... If I just simply removed you from being Senator over what stupid thing you do next, that would chase my daughter away.... And..... I don't want you be chased away again.... Tri-corn...."
  • Morecorn hugged Tri-corn.
  • Tri-corn, smiled and tearfully returned it.
  • Iago: "..... HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! TOO, TENDERLY SWEET!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, it's likely we won't be invited to the next Banquet, anti-hero lougers, so, letus simply leave and-"
  • Tri-corn: "UP UP UP! Now what stupid moron made you think you guys WON'T get invited to the new Banquet?"
  • Po: "But, what about the controversey considering, you know, things, and... My eating hapits?"
  • Tri-corn: "Trust me, mother seen worse actselly. You are at least not a Slobcorbian."
  • Po: "Uh, what's a Slobcorbian?"
  • Morecorn: "You do NOT wanna know."
  • Everyone else: "TRUST US, YOU DON'T!"
  • Tri-corn: "And Controversey? THAT'S JUST A WORD USED BY THE PRESS! So WHAT the Peacock went abit crazy from some lost leage exspeariment?! And that crhismas was obviously half a year ago, so who even GIVES a shit anymore!? Point is, this mess, inconvinetly happened cause I snubbed you anti-heroes out. Appearently, that Qui nut found that offencive.... And hearing how nasty the Slobcorbians were, well, Po is it... By all means, your still gross, but after hearing how disgusting THEY were, I think it made us desensitise to YOUR gross hapits. Almost. We're, still not gonna be TOO comfertable with it, but again...."
  • Tri-corn with everyone else: "YOUR AT LEAST NOT A SLOBCORBIAN!?"
  • Po: "OK, COULD SOMEONE SPILL THE BEANS ON WHAT THE SLOBCORBIANS ARE?!"
  • Kolwalski: "..... They were a race of super-gross aliens that take their food and..... Place their fecal matter on it..... And eat it.... Then repeat the process."
  • Po: "..... Excuse me, for a sec?"

Later.

  • Po was heard vometing in the bathroom.
  • Kolwalski: ".... Had to be done."

Chapter 5: Tricorn and Morecorn Rejoice

The Resugduled Banquet, a day after the High Council and Grand Council meeting.

  • Lord Shen: "Miss Tri-corn, I must say, this Banquet even manages to surpass all the banquets I ever been to."
  • Viper and Sir Hiss coiled around each-other.
  • Sir Hiss: ".... This, is worth the wait."
  • Kaa was really enjoying him.
  • Kaa: "Years of depression, went away..... At last."
  • Iago: "OH YEAH, BABY! I MISSED THESE!?"
  • The Other Anti-Hero Lougers were enjoying themselves.
  • Kairi was sitting next to Shen.
  • Kairi: "Everyone's really happy to be in the Banquet."
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed.... It's ashame the usual Banquet bordom will eventally set in."
  • Kairi giggles.
  • Kairi: "Not on Icky's watch!"
  • Icky appeared from nowhere and began juggling!
  • Icky: "Ok, Tons'a, Gelo, and Sucky! Hit me with your best shot to stop me from the perfect Juggle! And don't be afriad to do your worse!"
  • Gelo: With pleasure! (Takes out some RC cream pies, and splatters them on him as he is pushed through a wall)
  • Morecorn: HAH! Now THIS is good banquet entertainment...I'm proud of you, Tricorn.
  • Tricorn:...(Smiles, and hugs her)
  • Icky: (Literally looking like ice cream with a cherry on top)
  • Patrick: OH, BOY, WALKING ICE CREAM!!
  • Icky: NO, NO, NOOO!!! (He gets chased around by Patrick)
  • Patrick: (Chuckles) ICE CREAM!!!
  • Morecorn: (She and Tricorn laugh)
  • Kairi: (Laughs) This might go on for a while.

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: (Laughs as he continues playing Off-Road Velociraptor Safari) HAH! BITE ME, YOU BIG PARROT-FEATHERED F*****S!! BITE MY FEATHERED ASS!! (Laughs) This is twice as good as the dinosaur meat Mega-Sci Corp sells at Anomaly Mart! (Laughs)
  • Suddenly, the History Sprites appear in Icky's room.
  • Icky: "AGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! NOT YOU PSYCO FAI- DUH, HISTORY SPRITES AGAIN?! PLEASE, PLEASE, I WON'T CALL YOU FAIRIES EVER AGAIN?! JUST PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!?"
  • History Sprite 1: "...... Actselly, we no longer even give THAT big of a shit anymore about you calling us fairies or sprites."
  • Icky: "..... Uh wha......"
  • History Sprite 1: "Well, firstly, our king finally told us that, dispite you being abit of a snarky ass-clown, and likely would still be one, you at least care for your family.... Albeit, not in a way that's truely helpful. But, we then rediscovered about your past with Banquets and.... We kinda regret being mad at you for, albeit something that's been offencive to us for awhile. Fairies and Sprites may both be winged tiny people with magic, but we're more different then they think. People kept calling us that to the point we throw a hissy fit over it... And, it's kinda why we have to hide away in secluded areas. To punish ourselves for being too easily provoked. But also.... We're, kinda fans of your, albeit, not always 100% funny more so 50/50 chance dry humor comedy, and espeically that awesome rotine with those other comedians! Heck, your actselly related to one of them!"
  • Icky: "Oh really? Well, I'm glad you fai-aahhhhhhhh, uh, Sprites, gotten over it."
  • History Sprite 2: "Dude, we appresiate being sensitive reguardless, but you should know that if we like a person well enough, we're not gonna be TOO mad at being called "Fairies".... You'll BLUNTLY correct you, but we're not gonna be pissy about it."
  • Icky: "Oh, cool. How's about I just call ya, ladies then?"
  • History Sprite 3: "Some of us are actselly dudes."
  • Icky: "Ok, how about ladies and germs? That way we'll have myself avoid the calling ya fai-yaahhhhhhhhhh, uh.... Wow, you guys managed to scare me not to call you that word anymore to the point where I can't even say that in explanation anymore."
  • History Sprite 1: "(Gulp).... Actselly... That wasn't from us scaring you. I mean, come on, Sprites, scary? REALLY? The closet you'll get that is from the Horror Sprites! Now those people are wackos! You see.... You were actselly cursed to be more sensitively accreate to what we are.... It's, actselly one of the more, "Nicer" curses."
  • Icky: "..... You mean I was already cursed? Really? Wow. Why just give me the "Nice" one and not something worse?"
  • History Sprite 2: "Your still a respected, well, semi-respected hero, genius! People would hate us if we gave you something more heinious then what you had! Not to mention a pet of a powerful emperor! That's geniside waiting to happen on us!"
  • Icky: "Trust me, Kuzco don't roll that way! In fact, even when he was abit of a jerk, he didn't went THAT FAR! The worse he ever did was trying to make several village people homeless for me and himself, but that's about it. I mean, he'll be pissed, but, the worse you guys would get being put on his "No-likey" list, where you would be close to Yzma."
  • History Sprite 2: "Well, we came here for 2 things. One, our king asked us to remove that curse for the sake of proving we're not abunch of psycos. And 2.... Do you do Authograths?"
  • All the History Sprites hold up Authograths.
  • Icky: "..... Oh boy.... If there's anything more dangerious then people hateing you, it's liking you... Ok, but I cross the line if one of you people turn out to be an uber-creepy obcessor. I will get Kuzco to get me a royal restraining order on any creepy obcessors."
  • History Sprite 4: "SORRY HISAMOANA, I GUESS YOU HAVE TO GO!"
  • A Fat History Sprite appeared!
  • Fat History Sprite: "NO ICKY PLEASE?! GIVE OUR LOVE A CHANCE?!"
  • The History Sprites grab the fat History Sprite!
  • History Sprite 1: "DAMN IT HISA, HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!"
  • Icky: "..... I'm gonna be here for awhile, huh?"

Elsewhere.

  • Cynder: (Lays in her room saddened by what just happened to Qui)
  • Lord Shen: (Comes in)... Cynder?... Still torn up about Qui, huh?
  • Cynder: Yeah. It's just... Not only is Qui a victim of those VA beasts, but her being a creation of Eagle-Beak? At least, by biological altering through magic. He's not, overall responsable for Qui's existence, I mean, he did say he found her egg, so that means she had parents, who I sadly assume Gaul's apes took away. It's just hard to believe. And I still feel like I've met her before.
  • Lord Shen:... You still have that Alicorn potion, don't you?
  • Cynder: Yes, but I'm still going to wait. I'm still weary on what I might see.
  • Lord Shen: Well, hopefully, by the time Qui strikes again, you'll be ready to use it. After what we just heard, I think what that Mad Puppet showed you, is not as accurate as you think it is. It's safe to assume, that maniac was trying to scare you.
  • Cynder: You may be right, but I'm still gonna wait. All that information is a lot to take in.
  • Lord Shen: Well... Okay, then. I'll see you later. (Leaves)
  • Cynder:... Who are you, Qui?...

Leage Fortress.

  • Lord Cobra: "MIRAGE, WE HAVE THE GREATEST OPPERTUNITY IN THE WORLD?! A SCARLET DRAGON!?"
  • Mirage: "I still can't believe it myself! A Scarlet Dragon! IN OUR LIFETIME!? THAT JOKE OF A GRIFFIN INADVERTINGLY CREATED THE PERFECT WEAPON FOR THE LEAGE!?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Yes, but we HAVE to assumble our forces quickly! I bet the jokes of Team Nefarious and the Imperial Turncoats have the same damn idea! Plus, it's not doubt the VA reminet group called "The Dark Radicals" would attempt to snag Qui back to the VA under the command of those secret founder assholes! And alchourse, the High Council and those Grand Council dorks plan to reclaim Qui simply to prevent her from continuing her path of evil! We HAVE to get Qui into OUR GRIP! She could litterally be my key to get Cynder back espeically since Cynder's so damn concerned with her!"
  • Mirage: "Not to mention, Malefor will have TWO powerful dragons in his service! To be honest, I never bought that "Zewinsaur" nonsense ever since her plastic surgery skin was removed. Such an oppertunity to make the leage reign in infamy!"
  • Junjie sighed depressively.
  • Junjie: "Too bad the High Council won't let us and-"
  • Lord Cobra: "Actselly, Junjie. For once, the High Council CAN'T deter our ambitions!"
  • Mirage: "That's correct Junjie. Qui is more impourent to us then ever. She'll be worth pissing them off."
  • Junjie screamed like a fangirl!
  • Junjie: "I MUST BE DREAMING?! SOMEONE, HIT ME?!"
  • Cobra hits Junjie!
  • Lord Cobra: "And it's not a dream.... Good, cause I loved that!"
  • Junjie: "Very Funny, wiseguy! But even then, the Lougers would already be mobleised to go after he first, along with every single hero in the universe and our compition for world conquest! How do you plan to keep the Lougers from being a pest once again?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh don't worry... I have something almost.... Nightmareish in mind... Plus, it'll give me an excuse to give Teen Mang more Game Informer Magizenes."
  • Junjie and Mirage: "..... Seriously?"

Qui's Pyrimid.

  • Qui was alone and crying on her throwne.
  • Eagle-Beak walked in.
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Quidilin?"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... What do you want?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "....... I brought someone to, repent his mistakes with you. He insists that he was just as much a puppet to them as you were... He means his sincereiest regrets."
  • Darkness Qui: "Who?"
  • ???: "Your grace.... I'm, truely sorry for this."
  • A familier Salamander Figure stood next to Eagle-Beak.
  • ???: "I want to give you, a powerful apology gift. With the Professor's help, I was able to require your great machine, and already, my magicly reserected forces are rebuilding your great behenmoth, to protect you from those that now seek your power. Your among true friends, Qui."
  • Darknes Qui: "...... Xe?"
  • The music gets dramatic as the figure reveils himself as Xerxes.

Epilogue

Skullian Prime

  • Architect: (Seeing everything)... Hmm... Well, that is rather interesting.
  • Titan:... What should we do next, sir? These guys are proving to be tougher than we thought every time we throw things at them.
  • Architect: It does not bother me, Titan. We just have to keep doing it until they crack. In fact, I think I have just the right thing to throw at them now. I remember talking to one of the Darkspawns by the name of Red.
  • Titan:... Wait, as in Red the Demon Cat?
  • Architect: Yes. It would seem that during the Second Cartoonian War, he had claimed to have struck a deal with a troubled chicken and made him a colleague for the Villain League. This chicken has incredible powers.
  • Titan: What KIND of powers?
  • Architect: Unfathomable power! Power worthy of a horror story. Now then, I think our next mission is clear. You must go to the Villain League HQ, and help them unleash the spirit by the name of... Freddy Fried Khicken.
  • Titan: "...... (LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLEY)?! Ya sure hes's the guy that we want?!"
  • Architect: "Don't let his, unfortunately silly name fool you.... He is an abomination, borned from hatred and inspired by the infamous Freddy Kruger!"
  • Titan: "YESSH?! YA MEAN THAT FREDDY?! THAT GUY'S A WALKING HORROR STORY?! AND THE LEAGE HAS HIM!?"
  • Architect: "Yes, and he's an extremely over-kill distraction to use against the Lougers to keep them from joining with the amassing heroes on this newfound crusade for the Scarlet Dragon. It's so the Leage we'll freely began their own attempts at Qui, as will the Scourge Imperials and Team Nefarious! While Eagle-Beak has already arounded up certain old allies of Qui in this universe, why... He even reserected Xerxes XX and his obedient army, Brutish bodyguard Xu Boom and his finest soldier, Sargent Crush included."
  • Titan: "WOW! THAT MORON REALLY BROUGHT BACK THAT PSYCOPATHIC SALAMANDER!?"
  • Architect: "Xerxes more or less, repented from his xenophobic nature and insanity. But he is forced to accept his reputation is too damaged that he stayed a villain to protect Qui.... Turns out, he and Qui have, a thing."
  • Titan: "Oh yeah? Well how's about we snag that whiney dragon bitch for ourselves and-"
  • Architect: "Attempting as it is, the High Council is leading the hero crusade for Qui! IF they find even ONE proof that I'm stilla round, they'll banish me back to the banished realms!"
  • Titan: "Well, we can't let this go to waste! Why not sent one of your finest soliders? You did that with Zarfmir."
  • Architect: "Hmm.... Alchourse. But can't be another Darkspawn. It'll have to be one of your finest criminals."
  • Titan: "(Laughs evily), And I know just the guy from Deserta! Crangor the Merciless! He was from Deserta! He and his powerful Mercenary Army will GLADLY fight for us! Well, for safety reasons, it'll be mostly for the Mafia Allience, but I consider you a great ally to it!"
  • Architect: "And I respect the measure. Have Crangor ready to join this crusade for the Scarlet Dragon, him, and every single mercenary he processes! And make you inform him that NOTHING should stand in his way! Not the villain teams, not these "Dark Radicals", not the High Council and their alternate friends, not Eagle-Beak and his collection of pitiful sympathisers, and if possable, ESPEICALLY NOT THE LOUGERS!?"
  • Titan: "Gladly!"
  • The TV closed.
  • Architect: "...... Lougers, get ready, to go into, HIS world."
  • The Architect began to laugh wickedly.

Fin?

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