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The Biggest Conspiracy of a Sun Princess

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The Biggest Conspiracy Of The Sun Princess is the 31st Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever wonder how strange it was for Discord to suddenly betray friendship to side with Tirek, but before that, gave the ponies unexpected advice about the keys to the box, and that Celestia didn't seem too emotional about Discord's betrayal at all? You can argue that, she was just being calm and collective about it.... However, thanks to Darkness Qui, it's going to be discovered why. It just so Turns out, Celestia, with Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Discord's parents with the Soothsayer who warned them priorly of Tirek's returned, HAD PLANNED DISCORD TO "BETRAY" EQUESTIA ALL THIS TIME IN A COMPLINCATED, CONTROVERSEAL, BUT SUCCESSFUL HIGH COUNCIL APPROVED CONSPIRITY AGAINST A DARKSPAWN FOR THE GREATER GOOD!? I mean, Tirek didn't even TRIED TO CORRUPT Discord, and yet SUDDENLY Discord just fucked friendship in the ass to be buddies with a Darkspawn who betrayed him anyway?! Wasn't it, remotely strange on how it went down at all?! Turns out, it wasn't just a controverseal tactic to have a Darkspawn stopped. It was also Celestia's own plan to give Twilight a porpose in her role as a Princess. Possability, even all part to further cleanse the evils in Equestia because Celestia has, some emotional scars in light of certain events like The REAL Best Night Ever and many others on how she was a repeated victim of evil time, and time again. Qui and her forced into this assusiates Narcotic, Celisus and QP exposed this to THE ENTIRE UNITED UNIVERSE AND ALL OF EQUESTIA?! This damages Twilight's relationship to Celestia, and has her accuse her to be an evil WORSE then even Tirek, cause the albeit successful conspirity, almost endangered Equestia and was almost the end of Equestia, even though no one died, and is now gonna usurped Celestia and use the new powers to banished Celestia into the sun for eturnity, not realising she has fallen victim in Qui's sick, demented plan to get Revenge on Celestia indeffently in Discord's Dilemma and Equestian Idol. However, Discord desidingly stands in the way of Twilight, scolding her that she knows better then this, but it results in a battle of near-gods over the fate of Celestia! Can the Shell Lougers, Twilight's friends and Family, and the knowing Better Taiku stopped this and teach Qui another painful lession, and save Celestia, all the while hold off the wrath of the pissed off Council Woman of the Galactic Federation, Angry Council Ponies, A betrayed Pred Judu Des and the Sisters, AND a mad for false justice Senator Tricorn?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Darkness Qui's New Scheme

Equestian Royal Files.

  • Two Unicorn Guards guard a file room.
  • Unicorn Guard 1: "I heard the reforming monistairy is almost complete."
  • Unicorn Guard 2: "Yeah, but Candence still can't get a reformer's lisence for the life of her. That place is gonna be DIFFICULT to manage."
  • Suddenly, a gas bomb appeared, and BOOM! Knock-out gas disables the guards into a sleep.
  • Suddenly, Appearing from the shadows, wearing gas masks, are Darkness Qui and her assusiates.
  • They enter the room.
  • Darkness Qui: "Alright. Operation: Truth Bug, is a go!"
  • The group commenced to search all the royal files!
  • QP: "Secret crush? No! List of childhood toys? No! Twilight's moral record file? No!"
  • Celisus: "Millaterry sketmatics? No. Secret to enturnal youth in a bottle? Rather not to get involve with THAT again. The Journal of Nightus and Heavenslight? No."
  • Narcotic: "File, file, file, file, file, file, nail file, file, file file file file file file file!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Methods of rulling a kingdom, condinentialy of the lost cristail empire queen, Chrysalis's true identity, Breezie repopulation program, plans to reseract ".MOV" Celestia, Equestian ban on "Five Night's at Freddy's", resicipes for cake!? GAHHH?! THESE ARE ALL STUPID PRIVATE FILES?!"
  • Narcotic: "File, file, file, file, Tirek plan file, file, file, file, fi-"
  • Darkness Qui smacks Narcotic away!
  • Darkness Qui: "NARCOTIC YOU HALF IDIOT HALF GENIUS?! YOU FOUND IT?!"
  • Darkness Qui grabbed the Tirek plan file.
  • Darkness Qui opened it.
  • Darkness Qui: "Ahem! It all started on when I arranged a meeting with the King and Queen of The Draconqui lands, disguising it as a rotine visit from the Duke and Duchess of Maretonia. Ohh, a secret meeting! I must read more!?"

Flashback.

  • The Duke, Duchess, and royal aides enter the same room as Celestia, Luna, and Candence.
  • The Duke: "Is this room, silent?"
  • Luna: "It's perfectly sound-proof. No one is able to hear you, King Wacky."
  • The Duke, Duchess, and the aides suddenly transform into King Waky, Queen Pranks, Discord and Black Kat!
  • Discord: "Well it's about time! I hate pretending to a old nepolian pony of a completely made-up place, just so we can attend royal events and big sporting events like the recent Equestian Games, JUST SO PONIES WOULDN'T STARE!?"
  • Black Kat: "Your telling me! Ponies still don't realise that Maretonia isn't even real!"
  • Queen Pranks: "Oh hush now, some ponies like that awful Pred Judu Des still have negitive feelings torwords us, THAT'S why we have to pretend to be made-up polilical figures!"
  • King Wacky: "Oh now, my queen, you can't really blame them, being as a pony gives a nasty, (cracks his back) crick in the spinal cords! Excuse me while I straighten them out.... Oh, marry men!"
SFM Shrek - Robin Hoods Merry Men

SFM Shrek - Robin Hoods Merry Men

  • Discord looked embarrised.
  • King Wacky: "Ahh, it feels good singing a dreamworks song. Anyway, so, any good news about finally, the hopeful capture of that Tirek brute from the escape from the Tartarus insodent? I would like to hear good news that the darkspawnic centaur is corraled back into there by those demon vultures of yours!"
  • Luna: "Sadly, no. Those incompident twits couldn't catch a cold!"
  • King Wacky: ".... Oh.... And, what exactly are we having this meeting for?"
  • Celestia: Well, ever since that time that Cerberus escaped from Tartarus, Tirek has been free for too long. I had a vision of him returning recently, and I've got all of you here for something important.
  • Discord: What is it?
  • Celestia: Well...Discord, I'm sending you to go after him.
  • Everyone: WHAT?
  • Discord: Why me? Why not just send Twilight?
  • Celestia: Because I know that you, of any of the other allies I have, are capable of tracking down growing magic sources. Twilight is still working on such a spell, and I believe you should qualify enough.
  • King Wacky:...Uh, with all do respect, your majesty, why are you sending our son to go after Tirek? Won't something happen? Tirek is sure to use Discord against us.
  • Celestia: Well, actually, that's part of the plan.
  • Discord:...Uh...What do you mean?
  • Celestia: Well, I don't know if the Vultures will be able to catch Tirek, if at all. Tirek's too clever for their, limited capabilities. So I'm sending Discord to do something very ballsy. I know this is going to shock all of you, and I don't want Twilight or any of my non-High-council allies to find out, but here it is, judging by how Discord is prone to, relapse every once in a while, given the recent, Darkness Qui mess, I intend on having him look like he will be tricked by Tirek into taking his side, and I've got everything planned out. Plus, Discord is starting to help Twilight so often, they're getting closer to discovering the keys to the box of the Tree of Harmony. We all may not know what's inside, but Discord will certainly give them clues on how to discover the keys. It will not only stop Tirek, but it will also aid Twilight, and make her friendship and relations stronger and possible even grant a replacement power of the Elements of Harmony, or even restore it to make it independent of the jewels of it.
  • Discord: YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!? Even, even to Fluttershy?
  • Luna: "Don't look at us, we're not sure if it's a garrintie as well."
  • King Wacky: Did I just hear that right? You're saying you want Discord to...BETRAY the ponies just to help save Equestria? That's total, hypocistity!? Scandalious!? Outragious!? And out of the norm, too.
  • Black Kat: (Chuckles) You're joking, right?
  • Celestia: Well, if we don't do it now, stopping Triek will become impossable in the rate he's in. Conventional methods won't work for someone like him. Things will be so intertwined that everypony will be given what they either want or deserve. I can't think of any other way to fix all these problems than this whole complicated plan. It may sound crazy...but it just might work.
  • Black Kat: I don't know about that, your highness. What if Discord gets found out? What if Twilight finds out? Wouldn't it ruin your reputation by setting them all up like this?
  • Discord: "Not to mention what that sword jocky Pred Judu Des would do to me if this gets out!?"
  • Celestia: Kat, Discord, it's the only chance we've got of solving all these problems. Discord, you have been in too much trouble, the Elements' absence means no major defense from danger, and Tirek might not be stopped in time if we don't do this.
  • Queen Pranks: Well, if you're sure you want to get through with this, then we shall accept. I hope you know what you're doing.
  • Celestia: Oh, believe me, Queen Pranks, it's what's best. I mean, not only for all of Equestria, but for the rest of the UUniverses in general.

Present

  • Darkness Qui:...(Scoffs, and laughs extremely hard) I-I-I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! (Laughs)
  • Celsius: (Dubbed as Iago) Oh, boy. She's cracked. She's gone nuts. (Goes up to Qui's face) Qui! QUI! Get a GRIP! (Qui grabs Celsius by the neck)...GOOD GRIP!
  • Darkness Qui: YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
  • Narcotic: Uh...Celestia is prone to using other people's personalities to her advantage?
  • Darkness Qui: No! It means...it means CELESTIA HAS BEEN KEEPING A SECRET ABOUT THE INCIDENT FROM HER ALLIES! (Laughs) It's BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!!! I can use this to turn her allies against her. Well, non- "High Council" ones, but I diegress!
  • QP: "Aren't you afraid this will somehow backfire on us too?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh trust me. It'll work. I seen dishonest advisers in the universe we're from do it to get their benvolent bosses out of office! One little peak in Celestia's skeliton closet, AND IT'S THE END OF THE REIGN OF THE SUN PRINCESS!?"
  • Narcotic: "Oh, I'm sure it might be worth a try. So, how do we do it?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Back to the base! We need to set up a broudband strong enough to-"
  • QP: "Or just expose it to Villain Action News on the Universe's, "Villain's Channel"."
  • Darkness Qui made a shock face.
  • Darkness Qui: "They, have a villains' channel?"
  • Celisus: "I heard of that. It's some sort of, underground station program exclusive for villains, and/or villain enfusiests. They interview villains, have shows that normal TV NEVER authorises, and a renigade news station called the V.A.N. V.A.N. is netourious for trying to expose secrets of goverments of the good side, talk about protacted secret weapons and all powerful magical objects, and bad mouth heroes! It's what helps the villain community here funtion. It once covered a story on the tragity that was the Villains Act. They were very sympathic in our senses."
  • Darkness Qui: "....... I did not now, that even existed! A station for villains?"
  • Narcotic: "And Villain Enfusiests."
  • Darkness Qui: "Well.... That makes everything, strangely easier. Are they capable to interupt NON-Villain Programs like normal stations?"
  • Celisus: "Only if it's an ABSOLUTE, nesesity."
  • Darkness Qui: "And exposing the biggest conspiracty of Celestia?"
  • Celisus: "..... It falls right into that requirement."
  • The Villains start to laugh!

The Villain's Channel Station.

  • A Monsterious TV Overlord is seen.
  • A Wolf Spider: "Sir, the new series "Slaughter of cute animals" is a big hit! And it earned great controversey!"
  • A Camel Spider: "The ratings of "Exterm-a-mate" are through the roof?!"
  • A Centepede: "The Success of "Pranks on Good Kings" went swimingly!"
  • A Tiger: "The New kid's show "Heroes SUCK balls" is a big, controverseal hit!? Our site is crawling with hero fans bitching to us! How we enjoy their anger!?"
  • Other evil animals rejoice of successful "Villain Shows".
  • A female Emperor Scorpain appeared.
  • Female Emperor Scorpian: "The Villain's Channel continues to be a powerful, controverseal, and funtional hit! Villains love us! And we get sweet kicks out of those whiny complainers! And thanks to your dipomatic ammunity, thanks to our, persayisve lobbiests to Tri-corn...."

Flashback.

  • Tri-corn was strapped to a chear!
  • Three Weasel thugs are seen with her egg!
  • Weasel 1: "So, are you gonna give Lord Tele-Visor Diplomatic ammunity and LEAVE Villain's Channel alone? OR ARE WE GONNA MAKE OMLETS?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "OK!? OK?! PLEASE DON'T HURT HER!? I'LL GIVE YOUR MASTER HIS AMMUNITY?! JUST LEAVE US ALONE?!"

Now.

  • Lord Tele-Visor (The TV Overlord Monster): "Yes, yes, YES?! MY BUSINESS EMPIRE IS A HIT!? My dream to give villains their own, dark entertainment, free from the rules of those, bossy goody-goodies, and, my satisfaction of the goodies ANGER?! Their HATE?! THEIR ANGISH?! It's all MINE!? ALL MY HARD-WORK, BELONGS TO ME?! It belongs to me."

Visor and the evil animals sing this (I'm sorry it has to be a sesime street song, but hey, it's STILL a villain song, and it fits!)

MINE - Elmo

MINE - Elmo

  • Female Empress Scorpian: "Now, the next V.A.N. news update is next. I heard our news team has exciting new stuff."
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "That's GREAT news, Chizibelle! I look forword to another successful V.A.N. viewing! The controersey I igmagne, will top the exposing, of Queen Kida's underwear, and the one when they reveil King Aurther of the WB world, is a BRONY!? HA!? IGMAGINE HIM LIKING PONIES?! THEY'RE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!?"
  • He and his followers laughed!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "Or, or even the one when we exposed, that Simba, ATE BUGS?!"
  • They laughed harder!?
  • Chizibelle: "(Laughs), Yes sir, good times! And I loved the one where we always bad mouth those enemies of all villains: The Lougers!?"
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "Yeah! My faverite, was when we made up stories that they EAT THEIR OWN SHIT!?"
  • They laughed!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "OR WHEN WE EXPOSED THE CHRISMAS EGGNOG DRUNK SPONGEBOB THING!?"
  • They Laughed harder!?
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "And the ever classical, meme sensation-?!"
  • Lord Tele-Visor plays a video on his mouth screen!

Video

  • A recording of Icky in a tutu is seen.
  • Icky: "Rarity, why the fuck are you making me wear this again?"
  • Rarity: "I'm testing it for Sweetie Belle for her dance recital soon."
  • Icky: "When was Sweetie ever been interested in dance?"
  • Rarity: ".... Latest Cutie Mark attempt."
  • Icky: "Oh....."
  • Rarity: "She doing the dance of the Buttercups!?"
  • Rarity clears her throat!
  • Rarity: "Sweet little buttercup, sweet little buttercup, la la la La lalala!"
  • Rarity sighed.
  • Rarity: "SING WITH ME ICKY!?"
  • Icky: "Aw, do I have too?"
  • Rarity: "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAASE!?"
  • Icky sighed.
  • Icky and Rarity started to sing Sweet little buttercup togather, while Icky is unenusiastic.

Video ends.

  • Laughs are heard louder!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!? I love being a giant TV monster genius."
  • A lone clap was heard!
  • The TV station villains look to see Qui and her Assusiates, Qui doing a lone, slow clap.
  • Darkness Qui: "I have heard every word on how your underground business works, and I must say... I'm impressed."
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "Welly well well! If it ain't the lost queen of a dark empire herself! Members of the Villain Station Family, let's all give her around of applease for uncountable years of villain success!"
  • Narcotic: Villain Success? Since WHEN have we been successful in what we have been trying to do for years?
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "...... Dude, I meant the once powerful Villains Act. Seriously bro, you is one stupid bird."
  • Darkness Qui: Narcotic, shut up! What did I say about being stupid in front of new villains!? Anyway, I think I have some sensitive information that will make both of us happy. Something about...Celestia betraying her own kingdom.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: Ooh, I like what I am hearing. Go on.

Some explaining later...

  • Lord Tele-Visor: GET OUT!!! CELESTIA TOLD DISCORD TO GET ONTO TIREK'S SIDE?!?
  • Darkness Qui: Indeed. Discord, his girlfriend, his parents, and all the Alicorns except Twilight know about this. Just imagine what will happen if everyone in Equestria knew about it?
  • Chizibelle: Mass hysteria?
  • Tiger: Rebellion?
  • Centipede: Hate?
  • Camal Spider: "Usurp of power?"
  • Wolf Spider: "A degrade of High Council trust in the Public?"
  • Darkness Qui: Exactly! Not to mention the ones who know about it will be punished as well. Cadance's Reforming Monastery will be cancelled for opening, the Draconequui will be despised again, and...well, we might know what could happen to Luna.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: Nightmare Moon?
  • Darkness Qui: Bingo!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: (Chuckles wildly) THIS IS AMAZING!!! MY CHANNEL'S RATES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE ROOF!!! VILLAINS WILL GO ON A TOTAL FRENZY!
  • Darkness Qui: Exactly, and as soon as the info hits the news, villains in these UUniverses will be BEGGING to join forces with me. (Chuckles) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THINGS ARE FINALLY GOING AROUND FOR ME! I'M FINALLY GONNA WIN THIS BATTLE! (Chuckles wildly) I'M GONNA RULE THESE UUNIVERSES!!! (Laughs wildly, and breaths deeply with everyone looking at her weird)...(Clears throat) Pardon me.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: Well...okay.
  • Darkness Qui: But I'll help you with this info under ONE condition, and you'd better do it, or I won't hesitate to have any of my minions attack first and ask questions later. (Celsius flames up, Narcotic takes out his infector gun, and QP takes out her weapons)
  • Lord Tele-Visor: (The evil animals panic and hide behind Tele-Visor, who shows no fear) I'm not easy to intimidate, but I love the moxie.  Whatever you want, I shall accept. Just name it.
  • Darkness Qui: I want you all to help me ensure that everything goes according to plan. I want you all to get everything plunged into total hysteria, and I want Celestia and the Shell Lodgers to suffer a fate worse than death.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: Very well. You got yourself a deal. I shall introduce the workers here. This is Chizibelle.
  • Chizibelle: Greetings.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: This is Strex Stripe.
  • Tiger (Strex Stripe): Nice to see you.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: This is Widdy the Camel-Spider.
  • Camel-Spider (Widdy): Hello.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: This is Webber the Wolf-Spider.
  • Wolf-Spider (Webber): Greetings, villains.
  • Lord Tele-Visor: This is Walker the Centipede.
  • Centipede (Walker): Let me give you a hand or two!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: And THESE are the Bastard Brothers, Wheezer, Jack, and Burnett.
  • Weasels (Bastard Bros.): Hello.
  • QP: "Charming bunch of rouges, I'm sure."
  • Darkness Qui: "Now, we just need actess to your, news team, V.A.N."
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "Actess? Just go right in! Our News Reporters, Coco Racha and Grom-More the Destuctive, who mostly calls himself Zenomork cause that's his name in his people's natve tongue, will love you guys!"

V.A.N. News room.

  • A Giant Spanish look Cocarouch and a nasty looking alien that looks like a Xenomorth are seen.
  • Voice: "Ok, Coco Racha, we're ready in five minutes, sweet heart!"
  • Coco: "Thank you, director. Is the weather lier in place?"
  • A crazed straight-jacket baboon is seen making gibberish sound!
  • Baboon: "HAIL WITH FIREBALLS?! (LAUGHS)?!"
  • Coco: "Sport's reporters?"
  • A violent bull is seen.
  • Bull: "All sports teams suck!" Sports in general suck?!"
  • Coco: "On scene reporter, Albert Wheatly?"
  • A Salamander is seen on screen.
  • Salamander (Albert): "I am in position at the location of the secret high council potions area! Ready to expose secretive de-corruptions potions, and expose them to anti-reformests!"
  • Coco: "We're all set."
  • Voice: "Ok, in three, two-"
  • ???: "STOP THE PRESSES!?"
  • Everyone sees Darkness Qui and friends!
  • Celisus: "We have BIGGER news then what rubbish you were going to show!"
  • QP: "It shall promise unfortold ratings!?"
  • Narcotic: "I'LL HAVE A BURGER AND FRIES?!"
  • Silence.
  • Narcotic: "What?"
  • Coco: "(Scoff), Ok, who are you people?"
  • Alien: "Zenomork does NOT approve!"
  • Darkness Qui: "I appolgies for the interuption, friends. I, am Darkness Qui."
  • Coco: "Oh yeah.... I covered your story.... It's a tragity what became of the VA. It was a horrorable punch to the face to very successful forms of villainy. I wish there was a way that tragity was reversed."
  • Zenomork: "Zenomork seconds that notion!"
  • Darkness Qui: Well, we have news that will blow your mind. If you can show it to the entire UUniverses, then I can assure you, there will be some serious words.
  • Zenomork: Zenomork likes what Zenomork hears.
  • Darkness Qui: Well, let's all get ready. We've got some secrets to leak.
  • Coco: Actually, it might take a couple of moments to get this place prepared for a breaking news report. Especially one that's mind-boggling. It'll take about...half an hour.
  • Darkness Qui: (Sighs) Well, let's just get started....

Chapter 2: Things Look Up Until A Terrible Secret Is Revealed

Canterlot

  • The Louge Van is seen.
  • The Lougers appeared in Celestia's thrown room.
  • Celestia: "Lougers, it's great to see you again. To what I owe todays visit."
  • Icky: "We're here to see how the Reforming Monistairy is doing."
  • Celestia: "Alchourse. I'll be more then happy to take you there myself."
  • Lord Shen: Great. (They are all teleported away)

Reforming Monastery

  • Celestia: (They are all teleported there) Here we are.
  • SpongeBob:...(The Monastery looks like a large apartment building, and is shaped like an I on top view, with baby pink bricks, small glass windows, glass doors with a front yard with a waterless fountain with a golden statue of Cadance on top of it, a purple roof with attic windows, which the left front part of the building isn't finished and is under construction, and a sign that says 'The Equestian Reformation Monastery: Where people gain the hearts of a Princess.')...Wow!
  • Lord Shen: Not bad.
  • Celestia: Yes, it's a nice place. 99% of it is completed, and it might be done in about 2 days.
  • Gilda: Is Cadance here?
  • Celestia: Actually, she's on her way here with Shining Armor right now. She's checking to see if whoever's been causing that chaotic magic isn't making things for this place worse. Apparently, it's not.
  • Icky: Well, whoever's been doing it must really HATE having this place being built. I wonder why he hasn't been being a jerk to the construction workers?
  • ???: Well, we actually don't have to worry about that crazy magic anymore. (Cadance and Shining Armor appear)
  • Shining Armor: We had the opportunity to put up a protective shield around the place to ensure that it doesn't get ruined anymore. The shield will let heroes in, but not villains.
  • Cadance: Plus, the place is complete enough for the people I've gained to get settled into their apartments. We've even made sure that their rooms are magical so that, in case they get angry or insane, we can use it to calm them down. It's the best we've got.
  • Viper: Well, I like the fountain. It really makes the yard look fancier.
  • Patrick: "The Equestian Reformashion Monasstery: Where people game the hearts of a Princess"? Uh, how can you 'game' a heart of a Princess? It doesn't seem to make sense.
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself) It's 'gain', not 'game'!
  • Patrick: Oh...so Cadance reforms them by tearing her heart out and puts it in them?
  • Squidward: (Face palms again) What part of the family did you inherit a mental illness?
  • Tigress: Squidward!
  • Patrick: I don't know, actually. My family's parts are clean and are all healthy.
  • Squidward: OH, FORGET IT! (Leaves muttering gibberish)
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, the slogan is a way of saying how Cadance makes people much nicer than ever.
  • Patrick: Oh, right.
  • Cadance: Well, let's go inside. I'd like to show you what we have here. (They all go through the glass doors)

RM Hallway

  • Cadance: I've made this place as decorative as possible. I've added some grand paintings of Equestria's history to the walls, I've added golden decorations...
  • Mr. Krabs: (Dragging his gold-bar eyes across the floor) Gold, gold, gold, gold, GOOOLD!!!
  • Cadance: I've made the hallways here seem fancy, and the place has 5 floors. The elevators took a while to make, especially since not many parts of Equestria have elevators, and, well, look at the ceiling. (They all do that, and see that it looks very much like the Sistine Chapel, only with ponies, Alicorns, and are given an artistic pattern)
  • Sandy: Well, Dad-gum, that looks fantastic!
  • Trixie: I've never seen something so beautiful in my life.
  • Cadance: We had the greatest artists in Equestria paint the ceiling. Most of the ceilings here look like this. And, as I've said before, the apartment rooms of the students have been enchanted into balancing out the mind of the student once they get angry or get any ideas of doing something nasty. The room locks itself up, and it puts the student into a hallucinatory trance which balances out the anger by...well...showing them what happens in their future if their anger continues.
  • Spyro: Well, that's a little efficient, isn't it?
  • ???: "DOW!?"
  • Everyone looks to see Former Emperor Fang buried by luggage!"
  • Othello: "Oh dear! I am so sorry, Fang! It is difficult to carry 206 bags you know!"
  • Fang: "Just, get, them, off me!?"
  • Othello: "Oh, duh I, alchorse!"
  • Othello struggles with the first luggage!
  • Icky: "Wait.... Weren't those guys in Sure Gum?"
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh, don't worry. Remember when we told him back when we had to deal with Hypnorattle? Well, this monistairy is that answer to the issue. Equestia is reknown for understanding and forgiveness so, why not have a reformation clinic here?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, in light of the, SpongeBob, Alex, and Friends Return to Never Land fiasco, I guess it's no true problem considering he lost his powers thanks to Makuta. You know, consider both The Spongebob series and the Spyro series happen, inbetween eachother in a, rather complincated way."
  • ???: "Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na nana! Hey!"
  • Everyone sees Kevin (Qu Dan) scatting while playing his gitar!
  • Crane: "Kevin? Wasn't he refomed independently of this place?"
  • Cadence: "Yes, but he still felt incline to prove his changed is legit. Espeically considering the, court mess. His signed in on a work visa as a musical artist, while honing in on his songs for concerts to endorse the Monistairy and the impourence to be forgiven and forgiveness."
  • Kevin sees Fang buried under bangs.
  • Kevin: "Oh hey there, hair-cut! Help me help you out!"
  • Kevin scat real fast as he effertlessly tossed around bags into a back cart, clearing out the mess and unknowingly got Othello stuck in the cart!
  • Kevin: "TA-DA! No authograths, please!"
  • Fang: "Yes, now how's about you get my majordomo out of HIS situation?"
  • Kevin sees Othello stuck!
  • Kevin: "Oops. Sorry, little guy."
  • Kevin gets Othello unstuck!
  • Othello: "DOH?! Good sir, may I advise you watch were you (scats mocking) next time?!"
  • Kevin: "Chill dude! Ya know, your almost like a sofisicated Iago."
  • Othello: "In all actually, he's my brother."
  • Kevin: "Get out! Hey, do you know Crane? He's my brother!"
  • Fang: "It's almost an odd coinsidence. I too have a brother of my regel simularity in the louge. It's almost like fate."
  • Icky: "Hey, speaking of that, look behind ya!"
  • The trio look.
  • Othello: "Oh, shoot...... Look, we insist we're not here for trouble! We had been court-ordered to spend time here in this place, and, we have come to see what it is."
  • Fang: "Oh, relax, it's not like they aren't aware of this."
  • Kevin: "Hey guys, what's happening?"
  • ???: "Excuse me, miss Candence?"
  • A person in a brown robe holding a map is seen.
  • Person: "I would like to know where the uh, magic study labs are. If I wish to practice nicer magic, I would like to know where-"
  • The Person reveils himself as Lord Zuhrontimon as a human.
  • He seems Mimi!
  • Zuhron: "GAAAH?! MISS MIMI!?"
  • Mimi: "YOU!?"
  • Zuhron: "Ma'am, please, I am not THAT Zuhron anymore! I am not even a demon now! I changed in more ways then o-"
  • Zuhron screams like a girl as Mimi beats him up!
  • Fang laughs!
  • Othello: "Oh, such lothesome violence!"
  • Kevin: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Kid, cool it!"
  • ???: "Alright, Alright, break it up!?"
  • A hand picks up Mimi. It was Stomper.
  • Stomper: "I'm for a good rough-housing, but there's a rule on that, so I have to put a stop to that."
  • Mimi: "COME ON, YOU SKYRIM CLONE!? I WANT MY PAYBACK ON THE GUY WHO RUINED HALLOWEEN FOR ME?!"
  • Zuhron: "Please miss Mimi! I wasn't that bad, right?"
  • ???: "Oh, please. I call attempted Darkspawnication, slightly bad."
  • Black Tie rolled in on a Wheel chear with Belle Hope by his side.
  • Black Tie: "And your contribution to that vile powder you had. One can't really BLAME the girl's albeit, overkill reaction, quite frankly."
  • Trixie: "Black Tie? Your out of Prison early?"
  • Black Tie: "Brother's silver tongue convinced Tri-Corn to have me here instead. I suppose he couldn't stand someone of my, conditon, being amongst filthy criminals.... So, I am sentenced to live here now. With the other repenters of socity."
  • Zuhron: "You, don't sound very greatful."
  • Black Tie: "Don't get me wrong, I actselly am, but I am just being, sofisicated about it. A gentlepony doesn't publicly display emotions like a class comedian."
  • ???: "Would you care for more Coffice, Mr. Tie?"
  • Jappetho appeared.
  • Jappetho: "I made it hot like you- (Sees Lougers), AGGGH?! THE CRAZY MISFITS?!"
  • Jappetho drops the coffice on Black Tie!
  • Black Tie: "GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? HOT COFFICE?! YOU IDIOT!? YOU DROPPED A HOT LIDQUID REFRESHMENT ON A DISABLED GENTLEPONY?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?"
  • Jappetho: "Sorry! It's just, I saw those misfits guys and, I'm kinda afraid of them when they broke into my house to force me, brutally I might add, where my disobedient puppet was!"
  • Black Tie: "TYPICAL OF SOMEONE AFRAID OF A FICTIONAL GROUP OF THE FFA FBI!? WHY I OUGHTA-"
  • Belle Hope: "Black, you promise you weren't gonna lose your temper."
  • Black Tie: Sorry, but DAMN did that hurt!
  • Icky: "Wait, didn't you had minions?"
  • Black Tie: "They went to persue honest work these days. I no longer exacly have that great of a fortune due to most of it being bail money and what was left now being use to pay depts."
  • ???: "Careful son!"
  • Dr. Wazabi and his son are seen with an exspearimental super-computer!
  • Dr. Wazabi: "The Super-Nova Connection Device is a sensitive piece of equitment!"
  • Orra: "Relax, dad, I'm being careful as careful comes!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "This thing is an answer to this appearent, "Connection" problem, it would be inadviseable if it were to fall hidiously short!"
  • Orra: "Hey, your lucky I still listen to you even dispite that "You got me in jail for doing an unacceptable amount of hacking and that Digimon corruption" thing!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "I am still sorry on that! Good devines, that prison and my seperation from you made us dysfuntional."
  • Orra: "It's not that! It's just you don't seem to trust me to handle a giant computer properly!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "It's not that, I am merely instructing you yo be careful!"
  • Ann-Tena came in.
  • Ann-Tena: "That thing looks cool, Wazabi. But, are you sure it's gonna work?"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "My dear, I was able to created giant cross-breed monsters from DNA and program a rival's creations to work for me! This device as a garrintie to funtion!"
  • Ann-Tena: "That's what you said about the LAST 3 before they litterally blew up in your face!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "They were exspearimental! This time, I am sure!"
  • Ann-Tena: 3, 2, 1...(The device blows up in his face)
  • Dr. Wazabi:...DANG IT!!!
  • SpongeBob: Is this all of them?
  • Cadance: Outside of the new addition of the Shape Swifters which are settled into a different area and the ones formerly Dino-man, Radiosaurus, and Scor-Ab-Der, yes. I intend on getting more here like that Hypnorattle snake and his fly friend. That is, when Prison 42 releases him, or something else comes on.
  • Icky: "Wait, isn't Twilight with us?"
  • Celestia: I allowed her to take a visit through the magic mirror so she could visit Sunset, and remind her of the new movie coming this month.
  • Kowalski: It's just unbelievable that even the High Council can't locate where that human world is. I mean, we all know it's in the Hasbro Universe, but most of it is undiscovered, especially since Hasbro hasn't made that much besides merchandise. All we know about it is that it is only accessible through that simple mirror....Come to think of it, I wonder if it affects us as well?
  • Skipper: Well, I don't think it's necessary to find out, Kowalski. We won't be seeing the place in person for a while.
  • Max: Aside from our only knowledge of the place being in the last movie.
  • Sam: Indeed.
  • Spyro: Yes. That place is indeed a void to us. Even Ignitus is puzzled that it's difficult to find the place.
  • Sparx: Well, it would be nice to see the place. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be a human.
  • Celestia: Indeed. I'm amazed that the place has become invisible to the rest of the UUniverses. I've known about it since my parents discovered it mysteriously in the underground caverns in Canterlot long ago.
  • Trixie: You've had it before? I thought it was part of the Crystal Empire.
  • Luna: Well, to be honest, Star Swirl the Bearded brought it there centuries ago for security measures. He's never used it that often except for a substitute world of banishment.
  • Celestia: Especially for a group of 3 girls who have put up a serious problem for Equestria long ago.
  • Luna: Who?
  • Celestia: Oh, well, they're--
  • Guard Pony: Your highness! Princess Twilight has returned.
  • Celestia: Really? Already? What made her come back early?
  • Guard Pony: Well, the visit actually wasn't that long. Plus, it's almost the time that the portal nearly closes, so she didn't wanna get stuck for a while.
  • Celestia: Great. I shall be there momentarily.
  • Lord Shen: We shall go with you, your highness.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, it might not hurt to ask Twilight how it's been at that untraceable place.
  • Icky: Not to mention we left the van there.
  • Cadance: Well, it was nice of you to see the Monastery anyway.
  • Celestia: So long, Cadance. (They all teleport away)

Canterlot

  • Twilight was eschourted by Chrstail guards.
  • Twilight: "Thanks for the ride back, guys."
  • The Guards stayed silent.
  • Twilight: "Ya know, Celestia seriously needs to decree that you guys start to act abit social."
  • The Lougers appeared!
  • Icky: "S'up, Twi-Twi."
  • Twilight: It's fine. I'm still--(Wobbles with her 4 legs)...Trying to adjust to 4 legs after my visit to Sunset's world. (Manages to get back to perfect walking) Being on just 2 legs in another world does that to you. And Sunset is doing well. She still knows about you guys since Clare had that reality-altering stone. I did discover that...well...the school still doesn't appreciate her actions after my last visit. Though she was celebrated, it was skeptically celebrated except for the counterparts of Celestia, Luna, and my friends. I didn't get the chance to see Flash's counterpart, though. Sunset said he was on a vacation with his family, and was already told about the new movie.
  • SpongeBob: Well, we'll see if we can get that movie once it comes out. Where are the others?
  • Twilight: They're on their way here. I had to ask them to keep Discord distracted from the urge to follow me to the human world. Since he found out, he's been wanting to see it in person even though we tried GOD knows how many times to deter him from the mirror. I can imagine they were successful because the portal is closed now. We'd estimate it'll be open again by the September 27th.
  • Icky: Yeah, it wouldn't be a good idea to see what Discord would look like in the human world, or even his possible counterpart. I'd imagine his counterpart would be like a terrorist, or a criminal, or something that fits chaos or injustice.
  • Celestia: Well, I guess everything seems to be in order here--
  • Guard Pony #1: (The Guard Ponies from the beginning appear after waking from their sleep) YOUR HIGHNESS!!! YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN RAIDED!
  • Celestia: WHAT?!?
  • Twilight: WHAT?!?
  • SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
  • Spyro: WHAT?!?
  • Celestia:...What happened?!?
  • Guard Pony #2: We don't know. Someone just gassed us, and we got knocked out before we could see who did it. We looked through the files, and everything was accounted for except for one file.
  • Luna: Which one?
  • Guard Pony #1: The Tirek file!
  • Celestia:...Uh-oh!
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, what's wrong? (They are all teleported away)

Filing Room

  • Celestia: (They teleport there and see that the files are ransacked. Celestia looks through them, and finds that the Tirek file is missing)...Oh my, God! They didn't.
  • Luna: Not one of our sensitive files!
  • Twilight: Sensitive?
  • Celestia: Everyone, I fear there's something that you should know about what whoever did this had stolen. Let me warn you, it will not be pleasant.
  • Cynder: What is it?
  • Celestia: I--
  • Guard Pony #3: YOUR HIGNESS, YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!!
  • Icky: Jesus, how many times are those guards going to randomly appear?

Celestia's Bedroom

  • Celestia: (The group enters, and they see the TV) What is it?
  • Lord Shen: You have a TV?
  • Luna: Don't ask.
  • TV: "It's the V.A.N. (A picture of a Van running over the camera!) Villain Action News!? On the Villain Channel, with a urgent speical report!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, we were interupted for THAT trash?"
  • TV: "Now, your renigade news casters, Coco Racha and Zenomork!"

The News

  • Coco: "Hello, simple, simple, and obeyable viewers of TV. I am Coco-"
  • Zenomork: "Zenomork is Zenomork!"
  • Coco: "And we have a TOP story treat for you on an all day, all viewing, and VERY exposing news prodcasting of a very SHOCKING secret of Princess Celestia. Brought to us for you to see, is none other then the alternate universe of evil herself-"
  • Darkness Qui shoves the two aside!
  • Darkness Qui: "SURPRISE, BITCH?! I GOT YOU GOOD, THIS TIME?!"
  • Gasps are heard!

Celestia's Room

  • Icky: "Oh, hell no!?"

News

  • Darkness Qui: "I know your secret, Princess Lier of the Sun! Good people of this, backwater universe, Celestia, supposed benvolent ruler, HAS COMMITED A CONSPIRACTY!?"
  • Gasps are heard!
  • Darkness Qui: "Not just any, normal conspiracty, something, even someone like myself, guilty of commiting them, IS APPALLED, but mildly amsued, BY WHAT THE SO CALLED "PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS", HAS PULLED!? Now, Zenomork, Coco? Have you ever wondered how Tirek had NO problem duping Discord into going traitor awhile back?"
  • Zenomork: "Zenomork thinks it because Discord is an idiot."
  • Coco: "Tirek has silver tongue persayion?"
  • Darkness Qui: "All generally fair points, but there's more, baby! (Reveils the file) There's more!"

The Room

  • Luna: THE TIREK FILE!!!
  • Twilight: Your highness, what does that file say?
  • Celestia: Well, I--
  • Darkness Qui's voice: It says that Celestia had actually PLANNED for Disocrd to "Betray Equestia" the whole damn time. She knew that that would stop Tirek quicker, and that Twilight and her silly friends would find out what was in the Tree of Harmony's box quicker.
  • Po: WHAT?!?
  • SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
  • Twilight: WHAT?!?
  • Icky: WHAT?!?
  • Twilight: Your highness...you PLANNED for Discord to betray us?
  • Darkness Qui: That's right! She's a disgrace to her own kingdom. While she did do it for the good of her own kingdom, even Discord, his girlfriend, and his parents were in on it, as well as Luna and Cadance.
  • Twilight:...I...
  • Darkness Qui: You're probably wondering how I came into stealing this information in the first place. Well, I heard from Narcotic that Celestia had no problems when Discord was sued after Tirek's attack, and showed no emotion. I knew right then that something was up.
  • Celestia: (Has a shocked face)...Oops.
  • Lord Shen: OOPS?!? OOPS!?!
  • Darkness Qui: Also, Maretonia is actselly NOT a real country! It's a rose made up by the Draconquui so they can be at events without being watched!? It never existed before, it never actselly happened, and all about it's established culture, IS A LIE!? Well, Princess Celestia, if you're hearing this, I hope you're happy now that THE ENTIRE UUNIVERSES KNOWS YOUR DIRTY SECRET!!! Everyone is seeing this on TV, and they all know.
  • Zenomork: (Chuckles) Enjoy your misery. This is Villain Action News, Zenomork is Zenomork.
  • Coco: "And I'm Coco Racha."
  • Zenomork: We now return to your bland and regular programming. (They cut off)
  • Twilight:...Princess Celestia...is this true?
  • Celestia:...Yes, it is. Look, it's not what you think. I know it's not the best of ideas, but look how it turned out. You got your own kingdom, Discord is looking to the brighter side, Tirek is still in Tartarus, and you and your friends are Equestria's new defenses.
  • Twilight: YET LUNA, CADANCE, DISCORD, HIS PARENTS, AND KAT KNEW ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME?!? Discord wasn't tricked this whole time, and he nearly broke Fluttershy's heart in the process?!? I don't know how Fluttershy will react after all this. (Eyes start to tear up) I just can't believe this. You nearly got me and my friends doomed.
  • Lord Shen: Your highness, why didn't you say anything about this before Discord's last trial?
  • Celestia: Because I didn't think you'd like it. That's why I had to keep it a secret.
  • Icky: "Oh relax, it's not like anyone takes those trashy Villain Channel people seriously. They're basicly media trolls, they say worser things to get hate comments to laugh at. Only idiots would-"
  • Twilight: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!? I TRUSTED YOU, I ACKNOWLEDGED YOU! YET, YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT ALL OF THIS BEFORE IT HAPPENED?!?
  • Icky:...Whoa!
  • Twilight: This is the most unforgivable thing I've ever heard about you! You nearly put Equestria in danger! YOU'RE AN EVIL WORSE THAN TIREK!!! (Everyone gasps)
  • Sandy: Yikes, Twilight, isn't that a bit harsh?
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, I never knew you to use such harsh words against someone who you looked up to for half of your life. And I thought I was this harsh to people.
  • Twilight: OPEN YOUR EYES, GUYS! CELESTIA NEARLY GOT EQUESTRIA DESTROYED!!! I don't know how my friends will react if they discover what she has done. For all I know, Celestia really IS prone to doing worse sins other than ruining Griff and Gob's lives. (Everyone gasps)
  • Baloo: NOW JUST A MINUTE, I KNOW STRESS WHEN I SEE IT, BUT THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!
  • Twilight: (Breaks down crying) I can't believe I trusted a ruler that kept secrets from me! (Flies off crying)
  • Viper: TWILIGHT, WAIT! IT'S NOT CELESTIA'S FAULT!...(Sighs)
  • Icky:...Well, I guess I stand corrected.
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, don't listen to her. She's just having her usual stress issues. She truly doesn't mean--(Sees Celestia tearing up)...Uh...what's wrong?
  • Celestia:...(Sobs) I'm sorry, but...she's right! After what I did to Griff and Gob, what I did involving Tirek is indeed as worse. I have no excuse. Why is it when I make Equestria a better place sometimes, I have to be criticized for my actions?
  • Lord Shen: (Gets nervous) Okay, Celestia, let's not jump to conclusions, Twilight was just taking her stress out on you. Qui leaked the info to try and turn everyone in the UUniverses against you.
  • Celestia: "But why!? Can't she see I am doing this for everyone's benifit? What childist, immature reason would she have to gain from doing this to me?!"
  • Iago: "Uh, let me spell it out for you, Celestia. It's because you criticized HER about the villain teams united! Remember what she said that she wasn't gonna let that laying down?"
  • Celestia: "What?"
  • Iago: "I am saying that, to a villain, saying that their evil plans are never going to work, is like calling a black man negro, or a gay man faggot, or calling a fish shusi, or calling chicken or other birds FRIED!? It's one thing to stop a villain's plan, IT'S ANOTHER, to say it to their faces that it's never gonna work! It hurts their pride, their psyci, and overall, makes them HATE YOU WITH A PASSON!"
  • Celestia: "But, I was merely advising Qui out of a hopeless endevor! I didn't want her to be enturnally miserable of having an unfufillable goal."
  • Icky: "To villains, anyone trying to do THAT, is the ultamate "NAH NAH NAH NAH-NAH, YOU SUCK, YOUR PLANS SUCK, GIVE UP, LOSER" to them. Qui was from a universe where Villains ALWAYS got away with shit, and anyone trying say otherwise, got their shit WRECKED! Qui even claimed she took down benvolent rulers before and made them afraid of her, and if they never got away hurling shit at Qui, she's not gonna let you be an exception!"
  • Celestia: "...... But, I just didn't understood Qui's lifesytile well enough, I, I..... I didn't know trying to guide her away from her ambitions would get her to turn Twilight against me."
  • Tigress: Qui may had been able to get to Twilight's head, and we don't know how many other people will fall for her tricks as well. But you shouldn't let that happen to you by letting the harsh words that Twilight said get to you. You'll only make Qui more closer to winning.
  • Cynder: Indeed. Besides, it's no surprise that she once AGAIN broke her promise of not touching Equestria again. It's been told to her countless times not to do it, and here she is, stealing sensitive info and leaking it all over the UUniverses for the sake of causing mass hysteria and because she can't handle a kind heart's word of advice. You can't let her get to you by feeling horrible.
  • Celestia: But what Twilight said was true. I AM just as horrible as Tirek. I nearly lost my kingdom to him, and now I'm sure I will now. Any moment now, everypony will start causing a rebellion. Plus...the Reforming Monastery will be closed down! (Everyone gasps)
  • Trixie: NOT THE MONASTERY!!! IT'S BEEN TAKING TOO LONG TO BE BUILT, AND WE CAN'T LET A CONSPIRACY GET IN THE WAY OF THAT!!!
  • Celestia: It's already too late. I've been found out. (Sobs) I'm soon to lose everything now. Within a few days...Canterlot will be dead.
  • Lord Shen:...No!...NO! CELESTIA, DON'T LET QUI GET TO YOU! PLEASE! I'VE ALREADY HAD A TRAGIC TIME NEARLY LOSING YOU DURING THE GALA, PLEASE DON'T LET THIS WHOLE THING REPEAT ITSELF! I LOVE YOU!
  • Gilda: "DAMN IT CELESTIA!? PULL, YOURSELF, TOGATHER!? A real princess doesn't bow to flip-flops like Qui! You didn't do it for Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, and Tirek, your not gonna start now!?"
  • Celestia: "Gilda, I am just not sure my subjects would still-"
  • Spongebob: "Oh come on, Celestia, I am, sure they're gonna be alittle shocked, but as long as a bad influence doesn't malmitulate them, they're never gonna turn against you."
  • Icky: "Yeah, there's NO ONE that would ever want you out of office......."
  • Everyone was silent.
  • Sandy: "Uh oh! I just remembered something! The only ones that could become a bad influence to anyone against ANYTHING, and the ones that hate Celestia no matter what she does is-"

Meanwhile...

  • Pred Judu Des: "GOOD PONIES OF EQUESTIA, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE?!"
  • Ponies shout in anger!
  • Pred Judu Des: "Letting those disgusting, mythic beasts into our lands was one thing, BUT A DANGERIOUS CONSPIRACTY BORNED ON A LUCKY GUESS!? I appresiated it was at least against a filthy centaur, but a conspricaty is a conspiracty!? And she almost endangered our nation and almost allowed that monster to win!? She even lied to Twilight Sparkle!? Some, freaking mentor she is!?"
  • Ponies shout in angery agreement!
  • Shineflare: "That is why, this cannot be tolerated?! Making us befriend ugly, sinful mythic beasts are one thing, and allowing that abomination Discord to remain unpunished is another, but endangering oour dear nation, to stop a darkspawn demon, based on an albeit lucky hunch that the box brought us our new defence against threats!? Even ignoring the outside chance that the box could've hold a useless gift instead!? I SAY NAY TO THAT!? It's time the era of the sisters ends!? The new age of Queen Shineflare, ARISE-"
  • ???: "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO CLAIM THE POSITION, REMEMBER?!"
  • Twilight came in.
  • Twilight: "Cause of a conspiracty against ME and Celestia just so you can plunge out the Mythic Beast community, your not exactly any better, you hypocrite!?"
  • Shineflare: "Oh, blast it! Let me guess, loyalist? You came to stop us?"
  • Twilight: "No. I was merely correcting you and belittling you."
  • Shineflare: "....... But, your not here to stop us?"
  • Twilight: "No.... In fact, I'm here to join you, lead the rebelion to an Equestia WITHOUT Celestia!"
  • Shineflare: ".... That's, odd, coming from you. I thought you were so, suck inside that, friendshup thing with her that-"
  • Twilight: "I was?! But not anymore. If one thing was a lie. Then, what else was a lie? My kingdom was born, from a lie. My desteny, born from a lie. Celestia, lied to me. I thought I was going to do great things, but instead, I am fooling around with an endless game of "Threat of the Month" with her?! My princesshood may even be born from, some kind of, sick promotion for being, DEVOTED to this nonsense!? It's, it's no wonder why the Uuniverseals don't take our pilosofy seriously?! They know it's nothing, but a joke?!"
  • Shineflare: ".... Well, I never expect you to open your eyes sparkle. Welcome, to reality."
  • Twilight: "Now listen, ponies of Equestia! I have come to bring an end to the foolish, idiotic, stupid, and ignorent reign of that lying princess of the sun, and her assusiates!? Celestia was the reason WHY we have to rotinely deal with threats!? So many ponies, harmed, hurt, even lost, because of Celestia's, TYRANTY?!"
  • Shouts are heard!
  • Twilight: "She lied to us?! Endangered us!? Fooled us!? We are gonna go and bring her down for this?! Celestia and the Alicorn gods NO LONGER DESERVE A PLACE AMONG US?! NOT EVEN NIGHTUS AND HEAVENSLIGHT!? DOWN WITH THEIR TYRANTY!?"
  • The Mob starts to shout "Down with their Tyranty"?!
  • Shineflare: "All hail, future queen of Equestia, Queen Twilight Sparkle!? The Alicorn for the ponies, BY the ponies!?"
  • Mob shouts Twilight's name in a chant!

(This song starts to play. Just replace Canada with Celestia)

Blame Canada-South Park Lyrics

Blame Canada-South Park Lyrics

  • Twilight: "LET THE RIASE OF THE KINGDOM OF TWILGHT, BE THE END OF THE REIGN OF CELESTIA?!"
  • Mr. Whiskers: (Everything is seen through a magic portal)...This could be bad.
  • Baloo: Okay, Twilight isn't thinking clearly! We have to get her friends, they need to know about this.
  • Merlin: I'm already on it. (Teleports the group to their location, and some of them are crying, especially Fluttershy)
  • Rarity: What the--?!? What happened?
  • Lord Shen: Girls, I'm sure you've already heard about what Qui had leaked to the UUniverses.
  • Rainbow Dash: You bet we did! But we're all smart enough to know that Qui is doing it for the sake of ruining the Princess. AS THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY, I SHALL NOT STAND FOR IT!!! We're all in this together, right?
  • Applejack: Yeah.
  • Rarity: Absolutely!
  • Pinkie: You bet!
  • Fluttershy: (Continues crying)
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on, Fluttershy! Just because Discord MEANT to hurt your feelings doesn't mean that he doesn't care about you. By the way, where is he?
  • Fluttershy: *Sniff* He wasn't at the cottage when I heard the news. BUT PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A LIE! (Cries)
  • Applejack: (Comforts Fluttershy) There, there, sugar-cube. Remember that he still cares about you.
  • Fluttershy: Does he? I don't even know what to believe anymore. *Sniff* I trusted him. I would've appreciated if he had told me about the plan before hand, but to let me think he betrayed me...OH, GOD! (Cries)
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, hey, hey, Fluttershy! Don't let Celestia's controversial secret allow Qui to psychologically kill you. Face it like a stallion! (Fluttershy looks at her with teary eyes)...Okay, look. Crying like that and blaming Discord for all this uproar isn't going to make things easier, okay? That's what Qui WANTS you to think. That's how Qui wants you to look like you really ARE a silly gullible fool. So answer me, ARE you a silly gullible fool? Because I can't see it in your heart.
  • Fluttershy:...*Sniff*...I...(Sobs softly)
  • Rainbow Dash: Just answer the question, Fluttershy! Are you a silly gullible fool?
  • Fluttershy:...No.
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you silly?
  • Fluttershy: No.
  • Rainbow Dash: Are you gullible?
  • Fluttershy: NO!
  • Rainbow Dash: ARE YOU A FOOL?!?
  • Fluttershy: NO!
  • Rainbow Dash: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANY SILLY GULLIBLE FOOLS IN OUR FRIEND CIRCLE!!!
  • Fluttershy: NO! NO! I'M NOT A SILLY GULLIBLE FOOL!! I'M NOT!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: So are you possibly going to let Qui make you LOOK like a silly gullible fool?
  • Fluttershy: NOO!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Great. So are you all better?
  • Fluttershy:...I guess so.
  • Rainbow Dash: Now wipe off those crocodile tears, and nut up. We need to make sure this doesn't get worse.
  • Icky: Well, actually, it might have already gotten worse. Twilight has become part of a rebellion to get Celestia and Luna off the throne.
  • The Mane 5: WHAT?!? (They look through the portal to see Twilight with them)
  • Applejack: SWEET APPLE DUMPLINGS!!! IS SHE OUT OF HER MIND?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Twilight wouldn't do such a dumb idea like that! She's loyal to the Princess no matter what.
  • Sparx: Speak for yourself, color wheel! She said, and thy quote, 'Celestia is an evil worse than Tirek'.
  • Applejack:...You're kidding, right?
  • Merlin: (Makes the magic portal show her saying those words)
  • Rarity:...THAT IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Starts softly crying)
  • Rainbow Dash: DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT NOW, FLUTTERSHY! REMEMBER NOT TO BE A SILLY GULLIBLE FOOL!!
  • Fluttershy: Right, sorry. (Takes deep breath)
  • Pinkie: Wow, and I thought she was at her craziest point in Lesson Zero.
  • Applejack: Yeah, I knew she was stressful, but that's pushing it. We need to help her.
  • Rarity: There's no point of just asking her to stop, though. She'll just ignore us like a lunatic.
  • Lord Shen: Well, I'm not sure that the rest of the UUniverses will be the forgiving type either.
  • Merlin: I sure hope the High Council will forgive Celestia.
  • Soothsayer: "Actselly.... Qui may've forgoten to mention this, but..... The High Council was in on it."
  • Everyone: "WHAT!?"
  • Celestia: "Well, I convicned the High Council to let me go through with this, and they agreed. Tirek is a darkspawn, and darkspawn are their business."
  • Icky: "Well. At least we don't have to worry about THEM being pissed at you."
  • Patrick: "Well, as long as Qui doesn't expose them too, we can just get the High Council to-"
  • TV: "THIS IS V.A.N. AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ANNOUSMENT!?"
  • Qui's voice: "There's a few things I forgot to mention.... Firstly, Celestia has pet demon vultures in Tartarus, that she wanted Twilight to be her weapon to eradcate all things evil cause of her own dumb-luck with it, and, get this, THE HIGH COUNCIL'S IN ON THE SHIT!? Yeah!? Why do you think they allowed this to go through without complaints? Qui out."
  • TV: "This has been another V.A.N. update."
  • Patrick: "..... You don't think that's gonna make things worse, do you?"
  • Icky: "Oh, we already got Pred, his adouted psyco mares, and the Unicorn council mad at us! What's Next? Tri-corn? The Whole Galactic Federation!?"
  • Tigress: "Ok, Tri-corn and the Grand Council Woman know better then to listen to what a maniac like Qui saids. There's no way they-"
  • Tulio: DON'T SAY IT!!! (Suddenly, the TV goes over to the UUniversal news)
  • Scorch Scorchington: Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, as you might've guessed already, the Villain Action News on the Villain channel has leaked out sensitive information that reveals that the High Council has become involved in a conspiracy where they allowed Equestria to briefly be in the hands of the Darkspawn lord Tirek as a means of stopping him. Mass hysteria has been erupting throughout the entire UUniverses. People are demanding that the High Council be punished. We now go to 2 people who agree to these claims, Grand Councilwoman Vainiana and Senator Tricorn, live at the Dragon Realms.
  • Senator Tricorn: (She and the Grand Councilwoman are seen looking straight at the camera angrily)...WE ARE PISSED!
  • Cynder: (Face palms herself) Oh, God!
  • Senator Tricorn: We would at least like to be grateful for Qui for giving us this important information, but while I still don't trust her after what s*** she pulled, I feel it is a grand duty for us to find all High Council members, and PUNISH them for their terrible conspiracy.
  • Grand Councilwoman: While I know that Qui is trying another crazy scheme, I feel it is a personal mission to capture her, but it is a vital mission to capture the High Council for questioning, and NOT for cruel and unusual punishment.
  • Senator Tricorn: But--
  • Grand Councilwoman: NO BUTS, TRICORN! I HAVE MORE POWER THAN YOU, SO YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!
  • Senator Tricorn: THAT'S JUST BU--(A "Please Stand By" Card is seen for 5 seconds and then they are seen again with Tricorn being held at gunpoint by GFed Raptor-like soldiers) Yes, you're right. No immediate punishment until a proper trial is given.
  • Grand Councilwoman: That's more like it. Now, as I was saying, I have already sent my forces to capture the High Council members. We have already captured most of them at their fortress, and we are looking for the others in the Shell Lodge Squad.
  • Pinkie: How did she do that so fast?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Once we get the rest of the High Council, we shall lock them up for future questioning about the Tirek situation. We shall decide their fate eventually. RIGHT? (The Raptor-like soldiers cock their plasma cannons)
  • Tricorn:...Uh...right! (Chuckles)
  • Sparx: Pfft, serves her right!
  • Spyro: Sparx!
  • Grand Councilwoman: That will be all. Good day.
  • Scorch Scorchington: Very well, Vainiana. Now, in other news-- (The TV is turned off)
  • Celestia:...(Sighs) Well, guys. It's over. Qui has finally won. (Sobs softly)
  • Lord Shen: WAIT, DO YOU DARE GIVE UP LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN A TRUE HERO, CELESTIA?!?
  • Luna: Let her go, Shen! She needs some time to herself. In fact, since we're part of the High Council, the GFeds will be after us as well.
  • Lord Shen: But...but--
  • Luna: Don't worry, Shen. We'll be fine.
  • Lord Shen: NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT LET CELESTIA SUFFER THE SAME DEPRESSION THAT NEARLY GOT HER KILLED! WE'RE GONNA PROTECT YOU FROM THOSE GFED SOLDIERS NO MATTER WHAT!!! Shifu, your part of the High Council, can't you REASON with those two idiots?!
  • Shifu: We High Council members have to turn ourselves in, Shen. We have no other choice. Fighting will only make us renegades. And you know better then to worsen things by resisting! You know how dangerious it is to try and defend someone against a serious issue like a conspirity!
  • Lord Shen:...(Slowly sobs) No! I love her! I don't wanna lose her.
  • Luna: You won't, Shen. I promise you.
  • Lord Shen:...You sure?
  • Luna: I'm making a royal promise here, Shen! She'll be okay. I won't let ANYTHING happen to her.
  • Lord Shen:...Well, okay.
  • Merlin: I hope you guys can help save the day without my magic.
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry, we still have Trixie, don't we?"
  • Merlin: "Yes, but she's still a novice..... However, Trixie, I need you to keep the lougers safe for me while Shifu, Soothsayer, and Myself turn ourselves in to prove no resistence. Can you royal promise me no harm can come?"
  • Trixie: "But, but, master, (tears are shed), I'm hopeless without you! I couldn't even beat an Ursa Minor!? I already got Sparkle mad at me two times with that ambulet and Latifier, how can I-"
  • Merlin: "You just need to believe in yourselve. And you can congure any obsicle."
  • Trixie: "Uh..... I...... I, promise, Merlin...."
  • Trixie hugs Merlin hard!
  • Monkey: "..... Wow.... Way out of character, Trixie...."
  • Crane: "But sincere none of the less."
  • Trixie: (Sobs softly) Well, good luck out there.

Later...

  • SpongeBob: (They look out the door and see that the GFeds are sending Merlin, Shifu, Soothsayer, Celestia, and Luna away as they are escorted into a GFed dropship, and they blast off)...Well, this is gonna be a screwy mission.
  • Cynder: I just can't believe this! Qui had given her solemn oath to NEVER mess with this place again after that mutated Plunder Weed mess! AND NOW SHE NOT ONLY BREAKS IT, BUT SHE GOES TOO FAR!!! JESUS F****** CHRIST!!!
  • Patrick: "Wait, I thought we didn't bother with that because we know she wasn't gonna keep it anyway."
  • Cynder: "Oh yeah, I remember that now..... BUT STILL!?"
  • Sparx: Geez, Cynder, stop swearing, we'll get through with that. The Grand Councilwoman said that she'll be taking care of Qui soon enough.
  • Cynder: That's not gonna be enough, Sparx! Qui is a leading figure of a long-defeated Alternate UUniversal dystopia, so do you expect me to believe that a force like the Galactic Federation, as strong as they are, WILL EASILY CAPTURE HER?!?
  • Sparx:...No.
  • Cynder: Well, I'm sick of it! I warned her that there would be consequences! I will see to it that--
  • Lord Shen: CYNDER, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! We don't have time for you whining about Qui for being so evil. She can't help it, that's how she rolls. When you're evil, you break whatever promise you want. We'll make sure she gets punished, but it can't be to send her to the Dark Realm. You know how much Spyro hated that choice.
  • Sparx: Yeah, considering how much he loves you!
  • Icky: Sparx, we've told you how sensitive he is about that.
  • Sparx: Okay, sorry!
  • Cynder:...Yeah, maybe I am being too over-reactive.
  • SpongeBob: Well, we need to come up with a plan to fix this, and fast. And we need to do it the best we can now that we lost part of our most powerful members.
  • Squidward: "Well, at least with the Princesses removed, this rebelion will be anti-climaticly short, and no needless bloodshed. By contest, Twilight's automaticly ruler by default."
  • Rainbow Dash: Why don't we start with finding a way to make Twilight see the light that is blocked out by the clouds of her stress?
  • Viper: Well, that's gonna be something difficult. Twilight's not gonna be willing to listen to us. Even when the rebellion has probably got their job done thanks to the Galactic Federation, Twilight will take the throwne.
  • Applejack: I thought she wasn't ready for that kind of stuff.
  • Gilda: Well, what about Cadance and Shining Armor?
  • Trixie: I don't think they'll be useful, but we know that because Candence and possability Shining were part of this conspiracty, their Monastery will inevitably be shut down.
  • Kaa: Oh, dear! And I thought for once that Hypnorattle would be on the right path to get there. (Sighs)
  • Spyro: Well, I guess the only other option left for us is to see if Discord can help us.
  • Fluttershy: I don't know, he's probably hiding after the news broke out. He could be anywhere by this point.
  • Lord Shen: And we have no easy way to locate him.
  • Icky: Well, it's not like he's gonna show up here spontaneously, and cue exactly that! (Discord appears) HAH! What do you know, Karma can work to our advantage these days. It's not like a bunch of money will be falling out of the sky right now!...OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TEASING ME!
  • Discord:...Okay, I'll ignore the awkward stuff, and cut to the chase. Have you seen the Princesses?
  • Lord Shen: The Galactic Federation just took them, Shifu, Soothsayer, and Merlin away.
  • Discord: AW, POOPIE! That conspiracy's leaking is starting to take it's effect. My parents are starting to get major hysteria from not just the other Draconequui, but also other ponies as well.
  • Skipper: What about Black Kat?
  • Discord: She's off-world on a visit to Destiny Islands to visit her family. She'll be back in a second. (1 second later, Kat appears) Oh, right on cue.
  • Black Kat: GUYS, IT'S TERRIBLE! I--...You guys already know, do you?
  • Everyone: Yep.
  • Black Kat: Well, where are the Princesses?
  • Skipper: Captured with the other High Council members.
  • Black Kat: Where's Twilight?
  • Skipper: Against us.
  • Black Kat: Cadance and Shining Armor?
  • Skipper: Probably not of use to us.
  • Discord: NOT OF USE TO YOU?!? Come on, they're sure to still be out there at the Crystal Empire. (They are all teleported by him to the Crystal Empire)

Crystal Empire

  • Discord: (They are all teleported to the Castle Throne Room, and find that Cadance and Shining Armor are not there)...That's weird, they're usually here.
  • Skipper: They're at the Monastery!
  • Discord: WHA-WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?!?
  • Skipper: You didn't ask, now get us there! (He does that)

Monastery

  • Trixie: (They are teleported there) Oh, crap!
  • The Reforming Monistairy is damaged.
  • Icky: "Oh great. Countless amount of cash down the freaking drain!"
  • ???: "Who's there?!"
  • The reformed villains peeked out!
  • Zuhron: "Oh thank goodness! It's the lougers..... But, isn't there normally, a Wizard, a Red Panda, and that goat with you?"
  • Icky: "They, along with Luna and Celestia have been arrested by the Gfeds."
  • Black Tie: "Well! I never thought aliens of all creatures would fall for a media troll's trick!?"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "It's not that entirely! It's because they are about rules! And Celestia was in violation to that!"
  • Ann-Tena: "Why can't Nightus and Heavenslight stop this?"
  • Stomper: "Oh those bloody aliens probuly caught them by now! So they're no help!"
  • Iago: "What happened to the joint?"
  • Kevin: "That crazy rebelion happened!"
  • Fang: "The revolters attacked us!? We avoided causalties thanks to MY leadership."
  • Othello: "And Dr. Wazabi's sheild generator."
  • Fang: "I WAS GETTING TO THAT, OTHELLO?!"
  • Trixie: "Where's Princess Candence and Shining Armor?"
  • Stomper: "Three crazy punk mares kidnapped them under "Queen Sparkle's" orders. They're heading for Canterlot!"

A Canterlot being redocerated by re-colored Guards.

  • Candence and Shining are made to wear anti-magic collars!
  • Shineflare: "Your majusty, the sisters have brought the ponies you have requested."
  • Twilight: "Grand Adviser, I wish to speak with them, privately."
  • Shineflare and the other council ponies left.
  • Shining Armor: "Twily, what the heck's going on? Where's Celestia? What did Shineflare do THIS time?! What did she do to you!?"
  • Twilight: She didn't do anything, Shining Armor. I was told enough of the conspiracy you and Cadance have kept about Tirek!
  • Cadance: (Sighs) You can't be serious! You're seriously falling for Qui's tricks?
  • Twilight: Hey, I'm glad I know about this lousy conspiracy. You two are not worth trusting to me anymore since you knew about it all along.
  • Shining Armor: I'm your brother, Twilight! Think of what we had done for you.
  • Twilight: What? Lied to me? Tricked me? Make me trust that traitor that I was foolish enough to be a protégé to?
  • Cadance:...You did NOT just say that.
  • Twilight: I'm sorry, Cadance, but I'm the ruler of Equestria now. I don't want anypony I can't trust talk me out of doing what I should've done a long time ago.
  • Cadance: Twilight, you're not thinking clearly! In fact, I don't think it's your stress that's causing you to do this. I think something else is trying to get to you.
  • Twilight: Nonsense! I am perfectly fine, and not as blind as I was before.
  • Shining Armor: I can't believe your saying these things, Twilight!
  • Twilight: "Some Big brother you are! I can partically respect Candence's loyalty cause of her niecehood to Celestia, but you?! I always did figured you weren't much of a intellectiual equal."
  • Candance: "Twilight, please! Celestia did what was good for us! Tirek would've-"
  • Twilight: "NO ONE, is ignorent that Tirek was a hundred times worse! But Celestia should've picked more approbeate methods to stop him if conventional wasn't the answer! My title, was earn, through a lie! I lost my old home, THROUGH A LIE?! Everything I known, was a lie?!"
  • Shining Armor: "Twilight, I didn't reponded too well when I first heard of it! I thought it was, kinda stupid! But, no one DIED from the thing, and everything was ok in the end."
  • Twilight: "..... You two are BANISHED from Equestia, to that island formerly the Equestian Reforming Monistairy, which I dub as "Banishment Island!"?! YOU TWO ARE FORBIDDEN TO EVER LEAVE!? PRED!?"
  • Pred in Captain's armor with the sisters in guard armor.
  • Twilight: "I am done with these foals?! Take them back to the island and put THESE collars on them! (Reveils speical collars) They're designed to keep ANYONE from leaving the island! Neither they or those former monistairy residents are to leave!?"
  • Before Shining or Candence can say anything, Sharp-Pay and Axe-Rella taped their mouths, and took them away!
  • Pred: "The deed shall be done, your highness."
  • Pred left.
  • Twilight's face turned to sadness, as she started to quietly cry.

Equestian Monastery

  • Icky: "Ok, this is a dishastor, a huge, huge, HUGE dishastor!? Qui has finally caught us in a corner with our pants down! We're done for! The age of the New Villains Act is apawn us! The Days of the Lougers are numbered! We're french toast!?"
  • Iago: "French Toast?"
  • Sam: "No thanks, I already had corn this morning."
  • A rimshot was heard.
  • Zuhron: "LOOK! IN THE HORIZON!? THE CRAZY PONIES ARE BRING SHINING AND CANDENCE BACK!! (They are seen with Cadance, Shining Armor, and Pred and his daughters)
  • Discord: Uh-oh! It's Pred! (He and Black Kat disappear)
  • Pred: Oh, the Shell Lodgers, and Twilight's friends! Big surprise you would be here. We've come because Queen Twilight has banished these two here to their own Monastery, which we have decided to remake into a prison. And if you're thinking of trying to stop us, don't even THINK about it. We're not afraid to report you to the Galactic Feds for treason!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, and with what phones? You don't even have the fingers to use them!
  • ???: Yoo-hoo! (Chain is seen at a phone booth)
  • Trixie:...Really, Cadance? You put a phone booth in the middle of an island?
  • Cadance: Hey, somepony has to have contact with their families somehow. It's not MY fault they're using it against us.
  • Applejack: Besides, why would Twilight banish her own brother and sister-in-law? Even with stress, she would NEVER do something like that.
  • Pred: You calling me a liar, bitch? That's what she said!
  • Applejack: HOW DARE YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE AT ME?!?
  • Fluttershy: Pred, why are you helping Twilight with her wrong assumptions?
  • Pred: Wrong? WRONG?!? Are you saying Celestia keeping a conspiracy from her own people was RIGHT?!?
  • Fluttershy: PRED! I'm not afraid to denounce my friendship with you!
  • Pred: It's not ABOUT friendship, it's about justice! If you won't let me do this, then fine! CHAIN!
  • Chain: (Woody Woodpecker laughs as she dials the number)
  • Lord Shen: WAIT! We'll back off!
  • Pred: That's more like it. Now GET OFF OF THIS ISLAND!

Later...

  • Fluttershy:(The Lodgers see the island of the Monastery being under construction by Pred's army)...(Cries again)
  • Applejack: There's nothing you could've done, sugar-pie. Pred is just too blinded by treachery to see what's important.
  • Fluttershy: Well, if that's how he feels, then I'm DONE with him! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!!! (Echoes as bird fly out of the trees)
  • Iago: Okay, here's one question! Twilight joins a rebellion, AND banishes her own brother and foalsitter? Jesus, she's turning into a monster.
  • Tigress: Yeah, that's not something that can be caused by stress.
  • Spyro: I agree, something has happened to her. But question is: what is it?
  • Black Kat realises something.
  • Black Kat: "Oh no.... I was afraid of this. Remember her Equinox Magic?"
  • Icky: "Yeah?"
  • Black Kat: "Well, it has this, quirk that, if you get depress, upset, or feel betrayed by a bad enough thing, the balencing magic gets, unbalenced. In this case, the eqinox darkness starts to take over, because Twilight's own stress broke the balence! Twilight ended up corrupting herself!"
  • Discord: "Well, you know Kat, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A QUIRK?!"
  • Black Kat: "Hey, it RARELY happens and it only happens to newbie Eqinox users! They don't have what masters have to keep light and dark balenced."
  • Tigress: "So, Twilight's an incompleted Equinox magic user?"
  • Black Kat: "Yes. The student MUST be bless by a suprime master with the power of Balenceo, the Balence Magic compoent that lives and thrives within Equinox magic, and keeps it balence. One of their many secrets. My magic was blessed by a local Equinox statue in Ham-Dam. And even if otherwise, I never get depressed."
  • Po: "But you do get angry. Remember when Shen helped getting Discord kicked out?"
  • Black Kat: "Hey, a girl still has emotions. I ain't perfect!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, the best Equinox Masters we know, are you and Victor Von Creepypants. How many members are needed for this, ritual?"
  • Black Kat: "Two normal masters, and the Equinox Shrine. Trouble is, the only shrine I knew is in the ruins of Ham-Dam. And I am not sure if Equestia had Eqinoxs here."
  • Icky: "Actselly, I had this crypozoologist friend once who said that in the heart of the badlands of Equestia, lies an Equinox Temple run by Equinox using birds known and refered to as "The Avians of Balence". They're like these, Hawkish, Vulture-like creatures!"
  • Po: "That's, kinda an extreme claim."
  • Icky: "Hey, I didn't say my friend wasn't insane sounding!"
  • Black Kat: "Hey, it's better then nothing! We're going to need this Victor guy's help."
  • ???: "So I have heard."
  • Everyone gasps panicly as they seen Victor enjoying tea on a flying regel circle table.
  • Victor: "I have seen the recent unfolding events. And felt it was a terrorable blow to the forces of light. Please know that your allies in fellow heroes, Oc AND Established, know better then to listen what a criminal like Qui says on a trashy villain's channel. As do I."
  • Black Kat: "So, you'll help us, great master?"
  • Victor: "I have too. A new villains' dystopia threatens my museum! Villains will become enbolden to misuse darkspawnic artifacts! Not to mention the dangers of enbolden villain teams!"
  • Icky: "So, your mainly doing this, is so your business doesn't get harmed?"
  • Victor: "Oh, don't persived my judgement on this. I cared for the universe's well being as well. Presevring of my museum is also a goal of mine as well, but know I share the goal of presevring the universe."
  • Cynder: "And we understand and accept your motivations."
  • Spyro: "When can we expect the aide of the other heroes?"
  • Victor: "Only ONCE both Tri-corn and the Grand Council Woman of the Galactic Federation remembers the true enemy of this mess! But I have advised a plan. You lougers must be willing to, put on a misleading show for everyone."
  • Iago: "..... It's gonna be bad, is it?"
  • Victor: "Yes..... You must GET Twilight Sparkle to delcair you renigades and get her dedicated to chase you to the ends of the earth, or proceed to agreat fight!"
  • Po: "And risk our reputations?!"
  • Victor: "If Celestia was unafraid of sacrivice repitation for the greater good against Tirek, why not do the same for her? Sometimes the greater good, requires a bit of a nasty hand. That, is the art of balence. You know this from Aladdin, Robin Hood, Sly Cooper of the cooper clan, and that alternate otter space pirate, and many such heroes do things normally thought only done by villains. Twilight's Eqinox unbalence, is a danger to Equestia! She'll find herself prosicuting the Mythic Beast community with Pred Judu Des and Shineflare around. Not to mention, she may even end-up becoming an ally of Qui, who will use her to further power this already fearful promise of an indestructable, inescapeable Villain's act! Is your reputations MORE impourent then stopping Twilight's downfall into darkness?"
  • SpongeBob:...Well, guys, I guess we have no choice at the matter. We're gonna have to do this thing.
  • Applejack: He's right, everyone. I guess the only thing we can do is to get Twilight to declare us renegades.
  • Rainbow Dash: You do realize that once we do, they'll possibly call the Galactic Feds, and they'll do all in their power to stop us.
  • Po: Screw them! We can do this no problem.
  • Victor: I shall accompany you as well. I may be a gentleman, but deep down, I'm one hell of a fighter.
  • Icky: "Ok, now we just need something that's INSTENT Renigade fuel."
  • Gilda: "I might, have a few ideas."

Canterlot Castle

  • Twilight sat on the throwne.
  • Twilight: "And be sure EVERY Mythical Beast is sent to the consintraction camp I have instated! Exicute any that defy me!"
  • Shineflare: "It shall be done, my queen! Finally, Equestia has a TRUE leader!"
  • ???: "Cousin Twilight!?"
  • Midnight Fate, her friends, and Spike and Taiku are seen.
  • Taiku: "So the lougers are right! You have lost it badly!?"
  • Midnight: "Twily! Say it is not as said! Please tell me you have not turned your back on friendship, cause of the word of a criminal, true or not!"
  • Lightning Dust: "Seriously Twilight. NOT, cool."
  • Sincere: "Your being a meanie bo beanie!?"
  • Helping Hooves: "What your doing is a disgrace to what we stand for!"
  • Kindheart: "Indeed! Not to mention, distasteful!"
  • Spike: "Twilight...... Please stop this..... This is what Qui wants......"
  • Twilight: I'm pretty sure you guys have heard about Celestia's sin, and want to talk me out of what I must do! Well, I'm sorry! Nothing is going to change my mind.
  • Midnight: Twilight, honey, listen to yourself! You're acting like the monster you don't want to become. We're your friends. We care about you.
  • Twilight: My mind is made up, Midnight! I have to do what is best for the kingdom, and the UUniverses! And clearly, I don't see the same thing in you guys.
  • Midnight: But Twilight--
  • Twilight: SILENCE! GUARDS, take all of these guys except Spike to the dungeon!
  • Sincere: DUNGEON?!?
  • Twilight: For life!
  • Sincere: LIFE?!? (The guards take them away after shackling them)
  • Spike:...Twilight, why are you doing this?
  • Twilight: Spike, please! I'm the queen of this kingdom now. It's up to me to make sure Equestria is safe from future danger, and possibly from Qui. But because I made a promise that I would never abandon you, you shall remain my assistant. But I don't want to hear another word from you about it, or I won't hesitate to punish you. Understand?
  • Spike: But--
  • Twilight: SPIKE!
  • Spike: Okay, fine!
  • Twilight: Good. The guards will escort you to your new room.
  • Spike: (The guards escort him away)...Twilight, what have you become? (As he leaves, Twilight's eyes are seen getting diminutively whiter)

Hallway

  • Guards are seen eschourting the group.
  • Suddenly, a smoke bomb appeared!
  • Guard: "WHAT THE?!"
  • ???: "ATTACK!?"
  • The Lougers appeared and defeated all the prison escourt guards!
  • Taiku: "Ok, phase one of this strange plan complete, guys, now what?"
  • Po: "Honestly, we didn't asked Victor after he told us his first part of the plan."
  • Midnight: "Then let us improvise, (sees more incoming gaurds) AND RUN!?"
  • Taiku: "I got this!?"
  • Taiku used his magic to teleport everyone out just in time!
  • Guard #1: Darn, darn, darn, DARNY DARN!!! Twilight's not gonna like this.

Later...

  • Guard #2: (2 of the 3 guards are seen in the doorstep to the throne room, and a blast is heard as the third guard hits a wall) WHOA!
  • Guard #3: SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT!! (Twilight appears with the same white-pupil eyes)
  • Guard #2: Uh, Queen Twilight, I know the prisoners got away, but--
  • Twilight: I shouldn't have seen this coming. I should've known the Shell Lodgers were against me. Well, if that's how they want to play it, then so be it! I WANT THEM ARRESTED! I WANT THE GALACTIC FEDERATION TO HAVE CHARGED WITH TREASON!!!
  • Guard #1: Wow, your highness, your stress is really starting to get cranky.
  • Twilight: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! CALL THE GALACTIC FEDERATION!!!
  • Guard #1: (All 3 guards scramble) YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!! (They fly off)
  • Twilight: (Shrugs) All my friends, my loved ones, they're all AGAINST me! I'm running out of people to trust. AARRGGHH!!!...(Takes deep breath) No matter. I don't need them. I hope I never see them again. (Leaves as Spike is shocked to have heard her words)

Chapter 3: Things Fall To Their Knees

GFed Prison

  • Shifu sighs.
  • Merlin: "Well, what a insane policial mess Qui conjured up. All because she can't handle a few opinions about her hopeless endevors."
  • Soothsayer: "And everyone's letting her get away with it. There'll be a new Villain's Act in this rate."
  • Luna: "I thought everyone knew better then to take villains seriously on things like this."
  • Celestia: "Let's face it.... There's little for the louger's to do for this. This is one crime darkness will get away with. We have no hope in preveiling."
  • Shifu: "..... No...... This is NOT, a time of surrender!? I have sensed that the lougers have desided the greater good's too impourent to obey rules and law. It's time we do the same."
  • Luna: "But if we do that, it would dishonor the name of High Council."
  • Shifu: "Po once taught me that one time when Junjie attempted to use tradition against me, by tricking Po to watch the Master's Spar, gotten him blime, and savitoshed my creditability, so he can rule the Jade Palace in his deluded self-rightious way! Doing the right thing, trumps any form of regulation. Giving up is exactly what Qui wants! Qui dares compair us to the less powerful heroes of the Alternate Universe and assumes, we give up when things are blick! Well.... Let's re-educate her that it is NOT, how we do things here."
  • Celestia: "But how? Security is igmaginely unescapeable."
  • Shifu: "We're expecting a visit from The Grand Council Woman soon.... We, may be forced to, take drastic actions."
  • Merlin: "Ohh, already I am not comfertable with the situation."

Later.

  • The Grand Council Woman and a few aides are seen by the Cell.
  • Aide: "Attention, High Councilers. A trail has been readied for you in 10:00 space western time... High Councilers?"
  • Aide 2: "I don't like this! I don't like this!"
  • A Warden: "I'll check on them."
  • The Warden opens the cell, and sees that the anti-magic collars are removed.
  • Warden: "What the-"
  • The Warden is zapped into unconjustus!?
  • Shifu rushed and smacked the aides away!
  • Vainiana: "What is the meaning of-"
  • Shifu slams Vainiana to the ground!
  • Vainiana fainted.
  • Shifu: "Now!? We must escape!"
  • The group escape!
  • Soothsayer was seen riding on Celestia!
  • Merlin: "If we can recover my wand, I can get us out of here?!"
  • Guards start rushing in the prison!
  • Shifu: "Your one may be taken to the Warden's main office! Merlin, we'll buy you time to get to the main office!"
  • Luna and Shifu proceed to battle against the guards, as Celestia found a place to stay clear, as Merlin reaches the main warden's office.
  • The Head Warden holds a huge blaster to Merlin's face!
  • Head Warden: "Hold it, beardo! One false move, and your-"
  • Merlin: "LOOK OUT?! GALAXHAR?!"
  • Head Warden: "WHERE?! OH MY GOSH!?"
  • Merlin quickly grabs his wand and turns the Head Warden into a harmless lizard.
  • Head Warden: ".... I am not paid enough for this."
  • Merlin got out, and teleported the rest before the guards overwhealm!
  • Gantu: "GROOOOGRAH!?"
  • Vainiana who came through, stared in confusion.
  • Vainiana: "...... I.... Never expected this to happen......."
  • Gantu: "I'll issue troops to capture them immeditally!"
  • Vainiana: "No..... Something tells me whatever motivated them to escape, must've been for a cause... I'm starting to think that over-reacting to this, was exactly that fanactic Qui wanted."
  • Gantu: "Are you sure? Tri-Corn will never let you hear the end of-"
  • Vainiana: "Let that reptile scream up a storm! The Federation has more power over the universeal senate."
  • Gantu: "I, respect your orders, Grand Council Woman.... Should, the same imply for this report about the rest of the lougers doing the same?"
  • Vainiana: ".... Tell "Queen Twilight" that the matter is no longer Federation concern. It's her problem alone."
  • Gantu saluted.

Twilight's throwne room.

  • Twilight: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FEDERATION REFUSED MY REQUEST!?"
  • Guard #1: (The same 3 guards are seen in her presence) With all do respect, your highness, she was getting the idea that the Lodgers were trying to do the right thing for once.
  • Twilight: THE RIGHT THING?!? WHAT OVERBEARING FOOLS!
  • Guard #3: They are sure to know after the High Council members escaped from prison.
  • Twilight: WHAT?!? CELESTIA IS LOOSE?!? (Shrugs as her eyes turn whiter) WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING OUT ON ME?!? WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I AM DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR EQUESTRIA?!?
  • Guard #2: It's probably not best to keep the argument up with them, your highness.
  • Twilight:...Well, FINE! See if I care! I don't need those damn Feds for this. I'll do it on my own. I want guards all over the land to search for them. I want them arrested and brought to me at once. Is that clear?!?
  • All 3 Guards: Yes, sir! (They leave)
  • Twilight:...(Sighs) God, leadership is hard work. I need a nap! (She goes to her room)

Meanwhile...

  • Applejack: (They are seen hiding from the guards in the Everfree Forest)...So what'll we do now that we've been declared renegades?
  • Icky: "Well, we're gonna have to find a way to get to the Badlands while getting pass the bourder gate."
  • Applejack: Well, shoot, that's gonna be tough to get behind. (They see that a shield has been put up around Equestria as the border gate) Even Discord's magic can't get us through there.
  • Discord: Hey, it's not that hard. All we have to do is find the source of the shield, and destroy it. Then I'll be able to teleport us to the Badlands in no time.
  • Rainbow Dash: The source is Tricorn's space satellite!
  • Discord: What?!? (A satellite is seen powering the shield) CURSE YOU, YOU DRAGON BITCH OF A SENATOR!!!
  • Monkey: We need to find a way to blast that thing out of the sky.
  • Max: Why don't we just blast it down with our van?
  • Sam: I'd rather not try that, Max. The shield is designed to keep weapons from penetrating it outside AND inside. We'd have to be OUTSIDE of the shield to blast the thing down. And there's a high possibility that it won't be an easy task.
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "It'll take a genius even beyound MY abilites to get through THAT!?"
  • Taiku: "....... Didn't the monistairy have a reformed mad sciencetist and known hacker in it?"
  • Missing Link: "Yeah, but it's a prison now and Pred's guarding it!"
  • Taiku: "Then we're gonna bust up that jail house! We need that very guy!"
  • Tuilo: "Oh now, we're gonna worsen it by breaking up a jail? Cause of saving you guys, there's gonna be guards coming after us!?"
  • Taiku: "I know of this old mine that can lead to a shortcut to the island it is on.... It's called "Dig Digger's Mine."
  • Trixie: "But that mine is a death trap!"
  • Lightning Dust: "You you rather risking going out in the open to be easily over-wealm, or do we have to do things districtly?"
  • Gilda: "Yeah and that's the problem being a renigade. Safer methods of travel are too troublesome now. You have to take less visited areas to get anyway."
  • Trixie: "Oh, fine! But I'M leading the way!"
  • Taiku: "Only if I get to advise! I been there once during my old shcool days, I know some least dangerious routes."
  • Trixie: I hope so. I don't think I can handle Twilight being a self-corrupting tyrant! As much as I have a personal grudge against her, I'd hate to have her FORCE ME TO DO AS SHE SAYS!!
  • Taiku: Don't worry, my route is very safe. Let's go.
  • Discord: I know where the entrance to that mine is. I'll take us there. (Teleports them off)

Dig Digger's Mine Entrance

  • Taiku: (They are teleported there, and they see the entrance to the mine being pitch black) Oh, boy! It's totally dark in there.
  • Discord: Well of course. The place was abandoned for so long, the lights just stopped working. But that's not a problem for moi! (Magically brings the light back into the mine)
  • Sparx: Pretty handy we have magic with or without Merlin in this situation.
  • Cynder: Okay, exactly how far is this mine's route to the Monastery Island?
  • Taiku: 2-in-a-half miles. Plus, don't bother teleporting us there, we have to be as discreet as we can be. Teleporting there will catch unwanted attention.
  • Banzai: THEN HOW IN THE FLYING F*** DO WE GO 2-IN-A-HALF MILES AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT OUR VAN OR MAGIC?!?
  • Shenzi: Stop your whining, Banzai, we'll think of something!
  • Fluttershy: Like what?
  • Shenzi: Don't rush me, hon, you didn't give us time to think.
  • Black Kat: Why think? (Magically makes a large mine train that's big enough to fit the entire group)
  • Discord: You read my mind!
  • Black Kat: Well, you tend to think things through before anyone else does, so I decided to take a shot in the dark. Now let's get going, Dr. Wazabi isn't gonna break himself out. (The group gets on, and Black Kat drives the carts) Hold on tight, I suspect it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
  • SpongeBob: What do you mean--(They start going through the tunnel) WHOA!!
  • Rainbow Dash: ALRIGHT, WHO PLACED ROCKETS ON THE DAMN CARTS?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCREET!
  • Discord: I don't think you'll like the answer. (They suddenly go downward) WHOOOAAAHHH!!
  • Taiku: HOLY CRAP! I CAN SEE WHY THIS PLACE WAS ABANDONED!!! IT'S A F****** ROLLER COASTER!!!
  • Patrick: I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS!!!...EXCEPT FOR THE LOOP DE LOOPS, THEY MAKE ME NAUSEOUS!!!
  • Pinkie: WHEEEEEE!!!
  • Icky: WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT A MINE IN A CAVE LIKE THIS?!?
  • Discord: Well...I might've done things to it when I was still evil.
  • Viper: YOU WHAT?!?
  • Discord: Hey, you can't blame me for having a chaotic imagination!
  • Iago: JUST SHUT UP AND MAKE THE TUNNEL STRAIGHT AGAIN!!!
  • Discord: Okay, fine! (Does that)...There, you happy?
  • Skipper:...God, I haven't been this cranked up since I saw Timon and Pumbaa's Virtual Safari 5.1 on their Lion King 1 1/2 DVD.
  • Kowalski: Oh, yeah, that was hilarious! I still have the pictures of that time.
  • Discord: Well, at least we got to the place we need to go.
  • Taiku: I agree, this place is starting to look familiar.
  • Icky: "I'm curious though.... Why was this place abandoned?"
  • A growl was heard!
  • A Huge Pink Slime Monster is seen chasing the train!
  • Pinkie: "THAT'S WHY!?"
  • Applejack: "(Shudders), Pink Slimers. Nastiest beasts in Equestia."
  • Icky: "How nasty could one pink blob can be?" (Suddenly, more Pink Slimers are seen, drop down, and chase after them) OKAY, THIS IS JUST GETTING CRAZY!!!
  • Applejack: I agree, these things don't appear very often in Equestria. They're only found in underground aquifers, and were created by chemical and magical reactions in the underground water in the aquifers.
  • Sandy: So, they were formed from primordial ooze?
  • Applejack: Well, if that has somethin' to do with evolution, then yes. But they're basically just blobs of water filled with primordial chemicals. Let's at least try not to touch ANY of them. Who knows what will happen if we do.
  • Kowalski: You mean like a mutation?
  • Applejack: No, that ain't what books I read when I was little said about them. Usually, Twilight is the one who helps us understand stuff like this.
  • Pinkie: Yet, she's not here.
  • Applejack: Yes, so we might not know what happens if we touch them.
  • Black Kat: Well, we're not sticking around to find out. Hang tight! (She speeds up the carts as the Pink Slimers gurgle a war cry)
  • Rarity: (One of the Slimers barf purple liquid at them, and they miss) Eww! That's just nasty!
  • Black Kat: Well, we seem to be losing them--(Looks in front of her to see more Pink Slimers blocking their paths) AARRRGGGHH!!
  • Discord: (Snaps, and literally freezes them) Too bad you turds are literally made from water! (He suddenly freezes the pursuing Pink Slimers) HAH! That was easy. We won't have to worry about them for a while.
  • Taiku: I hope so, we're almost there. Right now, we're beneath the sea floor of the ocean.
  • Helping Hooves: How can you tell?
  • Taiku: Because the tunnel is wet. (The tunnel is dripping with water)
  • Icky: "Well let's vamoose before more of these pink for brains show up!"

Underground Caverns of Island

  • Sandy: Geez, that tunnel was so wet, I'm starting to smell like fish.
  • SpongeBob: Hey, I resent that!
  • Banzai: You're not even a fish!
  • SpongeBob: I'm from the sea, though!
  • Banzai: Does that really matter?
  • SpongeBob: Uh, it so DOES matter.
  • Shenzi: Enough of the arguing, please!
  • Taiku: Well, at least we're here. (They see the Sistine Chapel-like walls down a tunnel which leads to the Monastery)
  • Sincere: You'd think they would've noticed that.
  • Helping Hooves: Yeah, baddies are so stupid.
  • Tigress: Yes, but not THAT stupid. It won't be long until they find this tunnel. We need to be cautious when we enter this tunnel.
  • Po: Or it could be a trap.
  • Trixie: Yeah, Cadance said there was a tunnel meant for a secret exit in case trouble erupts.
  • Gilda: Yet trouble erupted, and they forgot to use it. Yeah, maybe we SHOULDN'T get Wazabi after that.
  • Taiku: "Oh, ok, know anyone else capable to hack a goverment satelight?"
  • Silence.
  • Taiku: "No.... I didn't think so."

Prison room.

  • The Reformed Villains are in cells.
  • Pred Judu Des: "(Chackles). This is almost a bloody dream come true."
  • Sharp-Pay: Totally! We're finally winning for once.
  • Pred:...But...somehow, I feel a bit empty inside.
  • Cadance: (Inside a cell) Is it because you betrayed your friendship with Fluttershy, the only pony you cared about besides her grandfather?
  • Pred: NO!...Well, maybe. But don't expect me to make it up to her by freeing you and your husband. My orders come from Queen Twilight, and Queen Twilight only!
  • Shining Armor: Well, I don't know what Fluttershy's grandfather would say if he were still alive. He's be really ashamed of you.
  • Pred: JUST SHUT UP! I don't have time for this. I don't even need any friends. I have a job to do. Especially making sure that the Shell Lodgers don't come to your aid. I'm not afraid to have them arrested by the Galactic Federation.
  • Axe-Rella: Actually, father, I don't think that will be an option anymore. Queen Twilight called and said that the Galactic Federation is against us.
  • Pred: WHAT?!? HOW?!?
  • Axe-Rella: Apparently, the High Council escaped captivity, and are refusing to search for them because the Grand Councilwoman thinks that they'll find a way to make things work out.
  • Pred: WHAT PRICKS!!! I KNEW I shouldn't have put my trust on those...OTHER-WORLDLY MONSTERS!!! I knew deep down they would be trouble. Well, I guess it doesn't matter, we have all the security on this island that we can get. Nothing around here can get in or out. And with that Dragon Senator's planetary shield up, not even the High Council can get in. Plus, it'll make it easier for us to capture the Shell Lodgers.
  • Sharp-Pay: Indeed, father.
  • Dr. Wazabi: "Oh please, I can hack into the thing and make it self-destruct in minutes. It's child's play really."
  • Pred: "Well luckly, you ain't got any computers, alien! So HA! HA HA, TWO TIMES HA?!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "Increditably comident for someone who lost to them a few times before."
  • Pred: "Now I have the royal guard on my side!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "The same guard that failed to stop Qui from exposing Celestia, or before that, prevent her from being kidnap by a plant, or before that, didn't caught whiff of the Chrysalis deception, or before that-"
  • Pred: "OK, OK, I GET IT?! THEY'RE IDIOTS?!"
  • The Guards gasped!
  • A Newbie guard started to cry!
  • Guard captain: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
  • Pred: "What's that suppose to bloody mean!?"
  • Guard Captain: "We refuse to guard this prison with you!"
  • All guards: "WE QUIT!?"
  • They left.
  • Pred: "Oh no! NO! NO!! I NEED YOU GUYS!? I FINALLY HAVE MY CHANCE TO BE SEEN AS A HERO, AND THOSE RENIGADE ALIENS ARE GONNA RUIN IT!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?!"
  • Chain: "Oh shucks, daddy, we don't need those whiners! You got us!"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "...... Still wanna think your safe from defeat, "Captain Pred"?"
  • Pred: "Ok, we just, we just need to beef up security in absinence of the ENTIRE ungrateful staff of guards! We need to instail lazers, turrents, anything anti-intruder! Those aliens will NEVER get in!?"
  • ???: "Yeah, but except you forgot the part about a secret emergeny exit."
  • Pred: "Huh?"
  • something small, green and fast knocks Pred, Chain, Sharp-Pay, and Axe-Rella out!
  • Mantis: "FEEL THE BUG?!"
  • Hidden Shadow: "Oh no! I must warn the Queen! I can't allow-" (Mantis knocks her out as well)
  • Applejack: That was pretty unexpected for Pred to just disrespect his own guards. The UUniverses must be making this easier for us than we expected.
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes, they must still respect Celestia even when she held a conspiracy far too sensitive to be known.
  • Dr. Wazabi: Guys! You're here.
  • Gilda: Yes, but question: Did you actually know there was an escape tunnel here?
  • Stomper: Don't look at us, we thought it was still in construction.
  • Cadance: Well, I was actually gonna tell you that it was finished, but I was unable to when the rebellion attacked.
  • Taiku: So, do you feel bad for claiming Wazabi wouldn't be a good choice for us to get this shield down?
  • Gilda: Hey, you can't blame a griffin for not knowing.
  • Cadance: (The Lodgers free the prisoners) You want Wazabi to hack the satellite? Where are you going exactly?
  • Black Kat: We're not leaving Equestria. The High Council has to get here SOMEHOW. As for us, we need to go to the Equestrian Badlands so we can search for this Equinox Relic. You see, since Twilight's a rookie in Equinox Magic, she is vulnerable to having her depression and stress destabilize her good and bad side, and we need that Relic so we can regulate it, and bring her back to normal.
  • Shining Armor: Is THAT why she banished us?
  • Black Kat: Afraid so. It's a rare effect that Equinox Magic rookies experience when they let their depression/stress get the best of them. It's rare for Master Equinox users like me. We needed to disable that satellite so the High Council, as well as Celestia, can return and help us.
  • Lord Shen: I sure hope Celestia is feeling the need to fight by the time she gets here. I can't bare to see her get depressed and crazy like during the Gala.
  • Shining: "Even then, it would be too dangerious for them to come back for us. Celestia's return to us as a group would, complincate things. It's better if Twiliy believes as everyone at Celestia's return and your, renigading are two seperate problems."
  • Victor: They make good points, everyone. Even though they'd take a while to get here, we might still be able to do this by ourselves. We'll get that shield down, and we'll get to that Equinox Bird Village in no time flat.
  • Icky: But...here's a question: where exactly ARE the Badlands? Have we been there before?
  • Discord: No, but I do remember where they are. They're surrounded by the Macintosh Hills, and it's 5 miles south of Dodge Junction. I spread chaos there when me and my brother were still ruling this place. When we were defeated, the place was reduced to an arid wasteland.
  • Pinkie: But...where IS the control panel? (Everyone is surprised)
  • Shining Armor:...You don't know where it is, do you?
  • Skipper: Well, we didn't get the time to think about searching for the damn thing.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, perfect! It could take us HOURS to find that panel. Tricorn is sure to have hidden that panel in a place even we can't find it. (Shrugs) IF I GET MY HANDS ON QUI FOR STARTING ALL THIS, I'LL GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!
  • Po: Whoa, Shen, what did we say about the violence?
  • Lord Shen:...Sorry.
  • Lightning: Well, how are we gonna find the control panel? It could be anywhere!
  • Sparx: Well, let's think. Where in Equestria would Tricorn hide a control panel that can be easily hacked by any obvious local heroes?
  • Applejack: Well, if I were her, I'd suggest the Everfree Forest. It's big, isolated, filled with vicious monsters, and can be dangerous even for heroes.
  • Spyro: Well, actually, I think it's a good place to start.
  • Discord: Then let's go! (Teleports them off)

Everfree Forest

  • Rainbow Dash: (They are teleported into a familiar place)...Hey, this place looks familiar.
  • Pinkie:...Oh, yeah, this is the place where Nightmare Moon made those spooky trees to try and scare us off the path. The exact place where I proved my laughter.
  • Discord: HAH! And I guess you missed one. (They see a spooky tree)
  • Icky: (Squeals like a girl, and faints)
  • Pinkie: Ha, ha, ha! (The spooky tree gets turned back to normal)
  • Iago:...Really? That's all it took to get these things to disappear?
  • Pinkie: Of course. How else could I prove my laughter here? Would you like me to remind you with that song?
  • Shen/Iago/Brandy: NOOO!!!!
  • Pinkie: Okay, that's all I needed to hear.
  • Icky: (Wakes up) Uhhgh, what happened?
  • Discord: This happened! (Changes the tree back to a spooky tree)
  • Icky: (Squeals like a girl again, and faints again)
  • Kowalski: Really?
  • Discord: What? I can't have a little fun around here?
  • Applejack: Well, I guess the REAL problem we have is that...WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL WE ARE!!!
  • Fluttershy: Does anypony know which way we took to send us to the next place we remember? Perhaps we could go to the Castle of Two Mares for refuge.
  • Pinkie: Nope, nothing in my noggin.
  • Rainbow Dash: Beats me.
  • Rarity: Nothing familiar.
  • Applejack: Not me.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs) It's probably because Twilight was leading us when we went on that quest. The only pony we'd know that could possibly have witnessed our quest is...Mare-Zan!
  • Discord: Oh, yeah, that Tarzan wannabe of a pony.
  • Black Kat: How are we supposed to find her?
  • Icky: Allow me! (Clears throat, and makes weird noises)
  • Lord Shen:...Were you dropped as a chick?
  • Icky: EXCUSE ME?!?
  • Sandy: NO! None of that arguing.
  • Discord: (Sighs) I guess I'll take it from here.
  • Applejack: NO, WAIT! (Discord snaps, and Mare-Zan is teleported there when she was in the middle of fighting off poachers)...Discord, do you tend to THINK of what ponies tend to be doing when you teleport them in?
  • Discord:...My bad.
  • Mare-Zan: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!? MARE-ZAN WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF PROTECTING HER FAMILY FROM POACHERS, AND SHE SUDDENLY WINDS UP HERE!!!
  • Discord:...Oops! (Snaps, and the poachers are suddenly teleported to a jail cell)
  • Mare-Zan: What did you do?
  • Discord: I teleported those poachers to jail for you. So, in return, perhaps you can help us out with a favor?
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, I don't think she wants to help us now after you interrupted her protection.
  • Mare-Zan: Do not worry, he saved Mare-Zan the trouble of not being shot. I'll do whatever you want.
  • Icky: Well, that's a bit unexpected.
  • Applejack: Well, Mare-Zan, to make a long story short, an enemy of ours has leaked sensitive information about the Princess that has caused mass hysteria for the entire UUniverses, and Twilight has winded up corrupting herself, and we need to find a hidden control panel around here so we can disable a shield so we can get to the Badlands to get some magic birds to help snap Twilight out of her darkness.
  • Mare-Zan:...Not much of a long story short. But why do you need Mare-Zan?
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, we decided to start at the Castle of the Two Mares so we can be safe from monsters or even guards that are still serving the corrupted Twilight. You said you saw us defeat Nightmare Moon, and we're at the place where Pinkie proved her laughter. Do you remember which way we went after that?
  • Mare-Zan: Well, if you needed to find a control panel, I think I've already seen it. It's hidden in a cave not too far from Zecora's hut. It's initials were 'Dragon Realms Senate' or something.
  • Hyenas: Huh?
  • Shenzi: You've already seen the dang control panel?
  • Mare-Zan: Yes. Mare-Zan saw it 2 hours ago. Mare-Zan was getting healed by Zecora from a poisonous spider bite, and I bumped into the cave and found the device.
  • Banzai:...Well, what a coincidence. We didn't need to get to the Castle after all.
  • Discord: Well, I guess we should thank you. Bye. (Snaps, and teleports Mare-Zan back home) Okay, off to Zecora's! (They teleport away)

Zecora's Hut

  • Zecora: "From what I just heard, it sounds like the dragon of another realm has made a distasteful mess of things."
  • Icky: "Yeah, no shit! Qui seriously desided to be a bitch to us here."
  • Cynder: "Now we need to find the hidden cave where Tri-Corn hid the control panel so Wazabi can hack it."
  • Zecora: If you're referring to the Caves of Gloom, you'll find it 1 mile north of the Pit of Goo! (They see a large pit of acid)
  • Crane:...Wow, I guess Tricorn didn't want you coming across the panel considering how she knows you from that Tiki situation.
  • Zecora: But be warned that it's not just the acid to be weary of, you must also be aware that the vines might give you a shove. And by that, I mean, they'll try and push you off the platforms.
  • Iago: Oh, of course! We all know that animals are what we shouldn't just be scared of. What's next, will there be dangerous fungi?
  • Zecora: Indeed, even the fungi are deadly. When the spike-sprout mushrooms see you, make sure you're ready.
  • Iago: AARRGGHH!!! I HAD TO SAY IT!!!
  • Zecora: "But the greatest danger of all. A Chimera has taken up residents in the cave."
  • Applejack: "Oh, shoot! And I didn't pack a chear, regerta cheese, or a flute!"
  • Spyro: "Then we'll have to brave through those hazerds. We need to move quickly, it won't take those guards long to butt heads to find out where we're heading."
  • Cynder: Yeah, it's not gonna be easy to get across that pit even when some of us can fly.
  • Patrick: Are we ready to go for it?
  • SpongeBob: Well, like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never.
  • Mr. Krabs: When do I say that?
  • SpongeBob: You say it when you're on your way to the men's room.
  • Mr. Krabs: Oh, right.
  • Spyro: Okay, let's get started.

Acid Pit to the Cave of Gloom

  • SpongeBob: (They see the cave is 10 meters wide)...DAMN, does that acid stink?
  • Patrick: Yes, of course it does! Why would you even ask that if you knew that it was stinky?
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself)
  • Cynder: Well, it's not gonna be easy getting across this stinky acid, that's for sure. (They see long vines swishing around, small spiked mushrooms, and large spiders seen eating carcasses)
  • Icky: Eww, I knew bugs had gross table manners, but those overgrown crusties give new meaning to it.
  • Mantis: Hey, I don't have gross table manners!
  • Sparx: Neither do I!
  • Icky: Besides you guys, other insects have bad table manners! That's what I meant.
  • Applejack: Those are probably acid-face spiders. They have acidic spit that can digest their food easily, and...well, I guess that explains why this pit is acidic. Yuck!
  • Po: Alright, how are we gonna get across?
  • Pain: "I do not, know."
  • Panic: "Uh........ I know! We make a bridge!?"
  • Icky: "We don't know if the pit spits acid like geisers! Besides, those giant spiders would notice us by then!"
  • Trixie: "I could, try to teleport us all across there."
  • Discord: "You guys know you have me and Black Kat, right? Any one of us could-"
  • Applejack: "That won't help us anyway. This place has been rumored to be in anti magic field caused by mana sucker wasps."
  • Black Kat: "Bleh! I hate those things! They're the worse in Draconquuia. Those things were originally created by us to use against Unicorns back when we hated eachother. We ended up not cleaning these buggers out, now they're un-extintable. They adapted to every attempt to annialate them. Even Raid doesn't hurt them!"
  • Icky: "Well, then the 10 cans we brought are freaking useless."
  • Rarity: "I had a infestation of those creatures once in the bontic! (Shudders), Almost nothing detered them. But, there's only one thing they fear: Cats."
  • Icky: "Cats?"
  • Rarity: "Strange I know. Those brutes are about as big as a big dog, and yet, when they saw Opallesence, they cowered like cowards and left my home, never to be seen again! It never felt so thrilling to use magic again! They were bad for my business, and I was running late on orders cause I couldn't use magic, and-"
  • Applejack: "Not impourent! We need a way to cross the pit!"
  • Chi Fu: "Ahem! If I can make a suggestion, why don't we simply go around the pit, and each the cave at the other side?"
  • Applejack: "It could take us awhile. It's a purty big pit."
  • Chi Fu: "Now, who said, their has to be walking?"
  • Chi Fu jestured torwords some left behind Uuniverseal goverment vicitles.
  • Icky: ".... Are those milaterry vicitles? You think Tri-Corn would keep a better eye on that shit."
  • Cynder: Actually, they're not of the UUniversal government. They're from...the G.I Joe world?
  • Sparx: Okay, how the hell would they wind up here? Just because they're Hasbro doesn't mean they could easily find out about this place.
  • Kowalski: (Scans the vehicles)...They're only a year old.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, I guess it was from the last Originos Celebration we had. Hasbro has all toyline characters get together and sell merchandize. The G.I. Joe characters must've left these things here by mistake.
  • Pinkie: Well, how did it get in the Everfree? (They suddenly a half-clear path behind the vehicles from which they supposedly burrowed through)
  • Rainbow Dash: Well, that explains it. They must've rolled here.
  • Alex: Well, does anyone know how to drive these things? You'd have to be someone from the military to drive a vehicle like this.
  • Skipper: Hey, what are we, chopped liver? We've driven human military vehicles before. We usually do it in private, to. It's practice for our new upcoming movie.
  • Marty: Wait, you guys are getting a new movie?
  • Kowalski: Yes, it's coming in 2 months. You should see the trailers if you haven't.
  • Skipper: Now, let's get this show on the road!...HAH, get it? Show on the road? (Chuckles) I'd crack myself up!

Later...

  • Private: You did think it through that most of us wouldn't fit in one of those things, right Skipper?
  • Skipper:...No! (They see that the Lodgers are too squeezed in in one of the vehicles) Well, I guess we'll have to use the others. God, please tell me that G.I. Joe never left an APC carrier here, too!
  • Kowalski: Nope. All there is are 4 military trucks. A Polski Fiat 621, 2 Ural Typhoons, and a ZEUS-HLONS to be exact.
  • Skipper: (His jaw is open as he stares at the ZEUS)...NO WAY! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 9 years to see one of these laser-babies! (Laughs) Let's keep this baby when this is over!
  • Kowalski: I'm not sure that's a good idea, Skipper. That thing is too heavy for our van to carry, plus the gear assembly is bad, and the structural integrity isn't that great. It's only a matter of time before it--(The ZEUS crumbles to pieces)...does that.
  • Skipper: NOOO!!
  • Icky: Oh, get over it, you big baby! We don't have time for it anyway. Let's just get around this pit, get to the cave, and bust that control panel so we can get to the Badlands.
  • Skipper:...(Sighs) Very well. We shall proceed. (Softly whines gibberish as he walks away)
  • Icky: "Let's get this over with."

Later, again, after the viticles were used to drive around.

  • Icky: "Woo! Thank you cartoon magic for speeding it up!"
  • Shrek: "Wow...... Some living conditions this Chimera has."
  • Lord Shen: "I guess when one's a beast, you don't get picky over living arrangements."
  • The gang enters.

Cave.

  • Applejack: "Ok, this cave has a serious complex, so we'll have to split up. One half of us will go that way, the other will go this way! Chi Fu, you stay here and keep watch for the Chimera."
  • Chi Fu: "What?! Why am I on beast duty?"
  • Applejack: "Cause when you see a monster, you scream like a little girl, and that's when we know the Chimera's here."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, (snorts laughter), from your girly scream!"
  • Icky: "It's also because Lola suggested it to Applejack to get back at you for your comment in the Mulan episode."
  • Chi Fu: "I said I was sorry for that! My attatude torwords woman cause of a male orianted tradition has since improved!"
  • Lola: "I had accepted that apology. I just thought I do this for kicks."
  • Chi Fu: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, ha-ha, freaking ha."
  • The groups seperate and left.

Hours later.

  • Chi Fu sighed boredly as he was writing on a personal jorneal.
  • Chi Fu: "Insodbordient ruffians. They're lucky I grown to be a pathent man."
  • A dark figure was watching him.
  • Chi Fu: "And I do NOT scream like a girl."
  • A goat head silluetted figure chomped on his jorunal!
  • Chi Fu sqwealed his trademark sqeuil as his scream was echoed in the cave!
  • ???: "Ohhh.... Looky what the Manicore dragged in."
  • The Silluette was reveiled to be the same Chimera from "Somepony to watch over me".
  • Saber Tooth Tigre head: "I told you moving to the cave was better then that stupid swamp!"
  • Goat Head, still eating Chi Fu's journal: "Ok, ok, so you were oright for once! Sheesh!"
  • Snake Head tail: "Ohh, that's a delious looking.... Monkey, thing...."
  • Goat Head swallows the journal.
  • Goat Head: "I think it's called, a "Hu Maaaaaaaan."
  • Chi-Fu: "Madam, you are lucky the journal you ate was just one of my doodling journels! Had that been impourent, I would have the Emperor send you to the gallows! And your extra heads as well!"
  • Saber Tooth Tiger: "(ROAR-LIKE SCREAM) WELL?! AREN'T WE A BIG BOY?!"
  • Chi Fu: "Well, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I mostly thank the genetics of my mother and-"
  • The Chimera heads roared as music plays!

(The Chimera and Chi-Fu sing this.)

Shrek The Musical ~ Donkey Pot Pie ~ Original Broadway Cast

Shrek The Musical ~ Donkey Pot Pie ~ Original Broadway Cast

  • Chi-Fu now regrets commenting the Chimera nicely. Now the creature has the hots for him!
  • Chi-Fu: "Ladies, you know I'm one man, and your, a three-headed mythical creature, right? Doesn't it count as a relationship conflict?"
  • Goat Head: "We'll learn to sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-are you! Besides, a chimera like us counts as one indivual! Even if we were to be a hydra, that would be true!"
  • The Chimera grabs him in a hugging hold!
  • Snake: "Now let's go to our, "den" to get some suger!"
  • Chi-Fu: "No thanks, I am on a fat-free diet."
  • Goat Head: "It ain't THAT kind of suger, hot-stuff!"
  • Chi-Fu realises what they meant.
  • Chi-Fu screams like a girl as the Chimera hops like Pepe Le Pew, still holding him!

Chimera den.

  • Goat-head: "So, now our names! I'm Hornareen!"
  • Saber-Tooth Tiger head: "I'm Tigre!"
  • Snake Head: "And I'm Saa!"
  • Chi-Fu: "Ladies please! My parents won't appove me, doing beastially!"
  • Hornareen: "We can talk, can we? So we're sentient."
  • Tigre: "Oh he's just playing hard to get, sis! They always drag their parents into this!"
  • Saa: "So, what's your name?"
  • Chi-Fu: "I am one of many personal advisers of the imperial emperor of disney china!"
  • Saa: "Oh-o-o-o-oooh! A regel man!"
  • Hornareen: "That means he's rich!"
  • Chi-Fu: "Ladies, please, I only said nice things so you wouldn't rip me to shreads!"
  • Tigre: "And it worked. Now we wanna **** your brains out!"
  • Chi-Fu screams!?

Back to the original area!

  • The two groups came back!
  • Mr. Krabs: "This is where we left him!"
  • Squidward: "He's not there!"
  • Rarity: "Yet, there's no traces of blood here. Normally, Chimeras are not very cleanly."
  • Shrek: "... I think I know what happened.... Donkey, remember on how you accsidently wooed Dragon into loving you?"
  • Donkey: "What makes you tha...... Ohhhhh...... I see what's going on here...."
  • Pinkie: "The Chimera thinks Chi-Fu is her speical somepony?"
  • The Ponies: "EWWWWWWWWW!?"
  • Icky: "She's gonna be disappointed. Asians have small penises."
  • Po: "No we don't!"
  • Shrek: "There's no time to argue sexual organs! The rest of you, resume looking for the box!"
  • Shrek walks off.
  • Pinkie: "Where are you going?"
  • Shrek: "Well I have to save the team jackass."
  • Donkey: "But I'm right..... Ohhhhh..... I see what you did there."

Later...

  • Chi Fu: HELP ME, MOMMY, I'M BEING RAPED!!!
  • Saa: Come back here and give yourself to us! It's not gonna hurt!
  • Hornareen: Yeah, but I'm confused, do we have the right sexual organ for this?
  • Saa: No, actually. Since most of our body is Tigre's, we'll have to do it the much crazier way.
  • Tigre: Oh, you don't mean--
  • Saa: Yes, we--
  • Shrek: (Appears with Donkey) HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU BIG SURREAL PIECE OF MUTANT! That guy is with us.
  • Donkey: HAH! We told you it would work, didn't we?
  • Chi Fu: SHUT UP AND HELP ME BEFORE IT DOES THINGS TO MY BODY!!!
  • Hornareen: Oh, this ogre isn't so tough. We could rip him apart with one leg tied behind our (Does rap noises)!
  • Donkey: Behind your what?
  • Tigre: That was a cheap joke!
  • Hornareen: I so wish I could slap you!
  • Tigre: I wish I could do the same to you if my flexibility was much greater.
  • Saa: Are we gonna get this fat ogre, or what?
  • Shrek: Who're you calling fat, snake-butt? (Farts a strong enough blast to knock out the chimera)
  • Chi Fu: (Barfs after smelling the fart) JESUS, WHAT DID YOU EAT, A ROTTEN PIECE OF BURRITO?!?
  • Donkey: Let's get out of here! (They take Chi Fu and leave)

Later...

  • Shrek with a communicater: "Guys, please tell me you found the control panel! I don't think my farts would keep that thing knock out for long!"
  • Icky: Okay, I don't think I needed to know that, thank you very much! Gross!
  • Donkey: Puh, it worked, didn't it?
  • Icky: But to answer your question, no, we haven't found it yet. This cave is huge, so it's gonna take some time to find it.
  • Lord Shen: So, did you save Chi Fu?
  • Shrek: Yes, of course we did.
  • Lord Shen: Excellent. Now see if you can find us before that crazy beast finds us or you.
  • Donkey: Oh, I don't think that stink bomb Shrek left behind will keep that thing knocked out for less than a minute--
  • ???: COME BACK HERE!!! (They are apparently chased by the Chimera)
  • Donkey: Uh, scratch that, WE'RE BEING CHASED!!! Shrek, PLEASE tell me you have another fart ready.
  • Shrek: Hey, I can't fart at will, you know!
  • Donkey: Well, I guess we're dead meat. (Suddenly, they are teleported to the group by Discord)...WHOA!
  • Shrek: Huh, that's one way to get back to the group. (The Chimera's roar is heard in the cave)
  • Tigre's Voice: GIVE US BACK OUR LOVE MATE, YOU BIG FAT OGRE AND ASS!!!
  • Saa's Voice: WE'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!
  • Applejack:...Wait, that sounds like the same Chimera that threatened Applebloom!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh yeah..... You told us about that. What the hay is it doing here?"
  • Applejack: "It must've desided the swamp wasn't providive enough for it and is exspearimenting with new places to live."
  • Marty: "Hey, as fasinating as that is, WE NEED TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!?"
  • King Julien: WE LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
  • Gloria: Hey, you ain't in this story.
  • King Julien: Hey, what's the biggest deal, man? King Julien can't go all groovy here? (A giant hand picks him up and off the screen) HEY, LET GO OF ME!!! AAAHH!!!
  • Marty:...That was weird.
  • Alex: LESS TALKING, MORE RUNNING!!! (They all run away)
  • Chi Fu: MY GOD, I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!! I'VE GOT A WIFE AND 2 KIDS!!!
  • Shrek: No you don't!
  • Chi Fu: Okay, I don't, but you get the point!
  • Donkey: Actually, no, we DON'T get your point.
  • Icky: Yeah, you just randomly said that
  • Chi Fu: Well, excuse me for being a coward! I'm sure you'd know what it's like to be attacked by someone trying to rape you.
  • Icky: Okay, maybe, but PLEASE don't mention that time Oxanator tried to do that to me. It was horrible. Plus, blame Axle for that. He's the one that threw me in there.
  • Gilda: Guys, now is not the time for arguing, we have got to find that panel! (They are seen running past a tunnel, then SpongeBob looks into it)
  • SpongeBob: Guys, it's right here! (They all see that the control panel is right at the end of the tunnel)
  • Sandy: Wow, that was fast.
  • Kowalski: Well, let's get started. Wazabi, it's time to get hacking.
  • Private: Hold on, why can't Kowalski do it? He's hacked computers before.
  • Kowalski: Yeah, but this thing looks like it's more advanced than the computers I've hacked. I don't think even I could crack it.
  • Wazabi: Then step aside. I'll handle this--(The Chimera appears behind them) Chi-chi-chi-chi-CHIMERA!!! (Everyone looks behind them to see the Chimera)
  • Hornareen: There's nowhere to run, you freaks!
  • Saa: HEY, isn't that the pony who ruined one of our meals? (They see Applejack)
  • Tigre: Yeah, it totally is!
  • Applejack: Well, you were threatenin' my sisters, and sisters look out for each other. After all, I was getting too overprotective of her at the time, so it's probably my fault she ended up at your fire field.
  • Saa: HAH, some sister YOU are. I never treat MY siblings like they can't take care of themselves.
  • Hornareen: I totally disagree on that statement.
  • Tigre: Will you two PLEASE don't let me lose focus on our quarry? Where's that blue-robed monkey?
  • Chi Fu: I'M NOT A MONKEY!!!
  • Kowalski: Eh, you technically are.
  • Chi Fu: Hey, I don't have a tail, do I?
  • Kowalski: Well, I guess that is true, you're actually an ape.
  • Chi Fu: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF ANIMAL?!? I AM A HUMAN BEING, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
  • Hornareen: Oh, so THAT'S how you pronounce that word.
  • Saa: Not that we spend our time in society that much.
  • Tigre: Girls, focus!
  • Saa: Hey, you're the one who has most control of our body, so why don't you--WHOAH!!! (The chimera pounces towards them, and Po belly flops it to the wall)
  • Tigre: WHAT THE--?!?
  • Po: Maybe next time, think before you decide who to attack.
  • Applejack: Absolutely. Save it for something more minor like a ra--(Looks at Fluttershy)...uh...anything else that's not as threatening as we are.
  • Hornareen: You mean like a rabbit?
  • Applejack: (Shrugs) I don't know, whatever you can sink your damn teeth into. I advise you stay away from us, or we won't be afraid to do anything crazy to you. Got it?
  • Tigre: Uh, sure thing!
  • Rainbow Dash: Now GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS CAVE! (The chimera runs away)
  • Tito: YOU GUYS DON'T SCARE ME, COME OVER HERE AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF ME! C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!!! (Chuckles) That freak show of a monster will think twice before messing with us! (Chuckles and high-fives Francis)
  • Cadance: So, Wazabi, can you hack it?
  • Wazabi: In a minute, you either know or won't care! (Cracks fingers, and begins operating the control panel)

In Space.

  • A offitcal looking satlelight is seen in space, next to it, an offitcal looking space station.
  • Space offitcals are seen with General Horns in a space suit.
  • General Horns: "Colonal, status report on that satlelight."
  • A Colonel: "It's operational as ev- Wait, wait, wait a minute! Something's not right here?!"
  • General Horns: WHAT?!? What's going on?
  • Colonel: Apparently, the shield is starting to lose structure. It's at 98% power...87%...
  • General Horns: WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON!!!
  • Colonel: The control panel is being hacked, sir!
  • General Horns: Are you serious? By who?
  • Colonel: Our space cameras can't get onto who's doing it, it's inside a cave!
  • General Horns: PLEASE tell me you've installed security cameras in that cave!
  • Colonel: You never told me to, sir. Tricorn didn't even do it.
  • General Horns:...(The camera is on the satellite) DAAAAAMN!!!
  • Colonel: The power is at 40% and dropping, sir!
  • General Horns: FIX IT, DAMMIT!!!
  • Colonel: I can't! The screen's frozen!
  • General Horns: (Shrugs) You are incompetent!!!
  • Colonel: Why do you always blame me? Tricorn clearly didn't think things through.
  • General Horns: Forget it, I'm calling Tricorn! (Dials number in phone)
  • Senator Tricorn's Voice: Hello?
  • General Horns: THE SHIELD ON EQUESTRIA IS BEING HACKED, YOUR GRACE!!

Tricorn's Office

  • Senator Tricorn: (Spits out her coffee) WHAT THE F***?!? WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY DUTIES?!?
  • General Horns: We can't see who it is, mam! No cameras have been put in the cave.
  • Senator Tricorn: I TOLD YOU TO PUT CAMERAS IN THERE!!!
  • General Horns: No you didn't!
  • Senator Tricorn: What do you mean I didn't--Oh, yeah, I guess I didn't! (Shrugs) It's probably those lousy Shell Lodgers again. They're committing acts of treason. (Sighs) Can't they let me do my business JUST THIS GODDAMN ONCE?!? (Shrugs)
  • General Horns: Your grace, the shield is shut down completely!
  • Senator Tricorn:...Alright, that does it! Order an immediate capture of the Shell Lodgers! Don't let them do anything that will threaten the UUniverses! I want justice to be served MY way, and MY way only! IS THAT CLEAR?!?
  • ???: Ahem! (The GFed Raptor-like soldiers point their plasma cannons at her)
  • Senator Tricorn:...Uh, scratch that! Leave them alone.
  • General Horns: Uh...sure thing, your grace. (Hangs up)
  • Raptor-like Soldier: You're starting to become a nuisance to us, Senator! You're always trying to make things go your way. The Grand Councilwoman made it clear that YOU have no power in this situation, and her decision is final. Are we clear? (Points the plasma cannon at her)
  • Senator Tricorn: Yes!
  • Raptor-like Soldier #2: This is your last chance! Don't blow it, or we'll blow YOU!
  • Senator Tricorn: (Shrugs) I hate these guys!

Equestria

  • Wazabi: I did it! The shield is down! (The Lodgers and heroes cheer)
  • Icky: "Now let's get out of this place!"

Elsewhere.

  • Merlin, Shifu, Soothsayer, and the Celestial sisters arrive at the outskirts of Equestia, where they see a suspitious compound not too far.
  • Shifu: "We arrived, but, it feels, odd, Tri-Corn didn't attempted to bring incrise security here."
  • Merlin: "It's possable the rest of the team has disabled, whatever attempt either the Gfeds or Tri-corn attempted to sheild us off with."
  • Celestia: "Wait..... I don't remember a compound here."
  • Luna: "Sister..... That place feels, off."
  • A series of prison-like carrages are seen heading torword the area!
  • Soothsayer: "I don't feel very compiled to learn about what is Sparkle doing."
  • Celestia: "Me neither, but we need to learn WHAT is going on here!"

The Compound.

  • The Compound is reveiled to be a Consintraction Camp for the Mythic Beast community in Equestia.
  • The MU Gang is amongst the transported.
  • Godfry: "Well, this is ONE way to wake up to a monday morning. One minute, I was causally enjoying my day, next thing I know, I found out about some bullshit conspirity about Celestia, then suddenly guards pounced on me! Worse, Pred and the Sisters are guards now! I didn't know Xenophobic crackpots can be allowed to be guards!"
  • Sid: Well, whoever it was, he must be very, very, VERY stupid because that bastard had built, of all things, A CONCENTRATION CAMP!! Who would allow such an illegal thing? Totally not cool!
  • Gwen: Yeah, who do we know who is stupid? Surely, whoever's owning this place is about as dumb as a brick.
  • Gary: We all know it's not Professor Eagle-Beak or Clare. We had those guys taken care of already.
  • Jimmy: Besides, why would they build a concentration camp because Pred said so? He's not qualified to be a goddamn leader.
  • Princess Alice: Indeed. (Suddenly, all the guards are attacked by the Celestial Sisters, Shifu, and Merlin, and are taken down in 20 seconds, while the Soothsayer came in afterwords)...WHOA, THE HIGH COUNCIL SAVED US!!! Well..... A margin of them.
  • Luna: Guys, we need your help!...

Chapter 4: The Unexpectedly Negative Responses of The Villain Teams

Villain's Channel Headquarters

  • Darkness Qui: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BASTURD BROS. NEVER REPORTED IN!? THE LOUGERS MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF GETTING US!?"
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "Cool down, Qui-Qui! They don't tend to be quick with results."
  • Chizibelle: "Have more faith in them darling. It's not like anything bad happened or anything."
  • Suddenly, a blast is heard, and the Basturd Bros are seen flying across the room and smack into the walls!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: "Whoa! That's an AWESOME explouion!?"
  • Celisus: "Your like a giantic impressionable child, are you?"
  • ???: "Qui, Qui, Qui.... You, naughty little girl."
  • Lord Cobra came in, as did Mirage, Dr. Nefarious, and Dark Dragon!
  • Darkness Qui: "Ahh, the, villain team leaders. I am most humbled by your visit."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Cut the formality crap, Qui! We have some serious discussing, you insane bitch!"
  • Darkness Qui: ".... Uh..... You meant that as a complament, right?"
  • Lord Cobra: "What the good doctor means, as much as we do think it was beautifully done with what you did to Celestia, and it was a great and tremendus blew to the High Council's career, and it's generally, a suprime win for villainy!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Ah ha! I knew it would impress you guys!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Sadly...... It's also, a danger to you, Qui....."
  • Darkness Qui: "Wha......"
  • Lord Cobra: "You crossed an un-savory road even the likes of US, wish to avoid. A road even Malefor himself,"
  • Dark Dragon: "Or Makuta."
  • Lord Cobra: "Would frown apawn. A path, that is a terrorable, terrorable end for many an ambitious villain, like yourself. Now, we respect that Celestia was being, uh, disrespectful to your, plans and attempts for Villain unitication, but.... Wow..... (Laughs), I never thought Celestia, miss sun, missus happy happy joy joy, miss get out of my kingdom or I'll fry you, commited a conspiricaty against a villain! Though honestly, it's not normally, THAT new. They once made the legacy of Taiklar Blackheart a myth for starters. That eventally got found out. Alchorse, it involved Celestia taking a, risky gambit against a Darkspawn Lord, by the name, Tirek. Based on an, albeit silly hunch about the elements of harmony being in that box. I can, understand those, frustactions....... I can't exactly understand why Celestia of all people choose a dishonest route that risked her ponies, her own life, even miss Sparkle, and, I don't ordenarly complain about ANY member of the High Council being turned on, but......"
  • Darkness Qui started to feel unsure.
  • Darkness Qui: "Uh, guys? What's going on?"
  • Lord Cobra: ".... Qui..... You have placed yourself, (sounding darker), in unreturnable terratory."
  • Darkness Qui: "Ok, your kinda, freaking me out, guys. Normally, I think villains would appresiate the efferts I-"
  • Lord Cobra: "WELL WE'RE NOT, LIKE, YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS FROM THAT OTHER UNIVERSE?! Even we villains here in THIS Universe, abide by a moral restriction!? Violating it, places you in........ COMPLETE, MONSTER TERRATORY?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "....... How, is that bad?"
  • Mirage: "Qui, you misguided, poorly educated idiot!? Once a villain crosses that line, heroes will become determin to DESTROY THEM!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "...... That, kinda explains why the Grand Council is always making death threats on us for toppling a civilisation."
  • Lord Cobra: "And remember what Cynder SAID about why Villains always ended up dead in that universe's rare heroic victories? That is what was happening there?! Cause of villains winning all the time there, there was NO morality balence! It was do or die! Much as I hated the lougers for, destroying a villain uptopia, in some fairness, some SANE order was restored. Look, I am for villains conguring the worlds, seriously, I am, but.... If one wants to make it periment, you need to AT LEAST, the very least, prove you have SOME redeemable quilites to reduse some need for heroes to take you down forcefully."
  • Darkness Qui: "Guys, uh, why are you talking like this? Villains are SUPPOSE to be evil! Right?"
  • Dr. Nerfarious: "ALCHOURSES WE ARE?! And don't you forget it?! But, trust me, just punking Celestia, was NOT, what places you  in danger of being blacklisted. Is what will HAPPENED to Celestia, if she feels she can never be forgiven!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Oh it's not like she's gonna DIE or anything...."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Uh, yeah, about that..... You see, it happened after my Gala Conquest ended in dishastor! INITISATING, WAVEY FLASHBACK, EFFECT!?"

Flashback.

  • Gob: "Just listen to us! Do you have any idea how many goblins died of swamp illness or eaten by swamp predators each year!?"
  • Griff: "Yeah, and most of my brothers and sisters are dead from being sick cause we couldn't get them cured, ya ignorent lizard?!"
  • Ignitus roared again causing the two to embrace eachother in fear.
  • Rachet: Maybe you guys should have thought of that before you guys desided to do the evil way of saving your people by making Buleblood and Nefarious do what they pulled.
  • Griff: "WELL WHAT ELSE WERE WE GONNA DO?! CELESTIA CLEARLY HATES GRIFFINS, GOBLINS, AND OTHER MYTHICAL CREATURES IF SHE BANNED MAKING PONIES OUR LABOR FORCE AND KICK US OUT OF OUR HOMES?!"
  • Icky: Oh, now your just being another Celestai hating d**k because of what Pred pulled last easter.
  • Iago: "No no no, he meant when Celestia had the goblins leave the land that is now Manehatten."
  • Icky: "Oh.... But he's still a celestia hating fucktard though."
  • Hurricane: Watch your beak, buddy. There is a few women present.
  • Gob: "And you wanna know the worse of my troubles?! I was helpless to help my daughter when she was dying of swamp illness! None of our medicine masters could help! I was left to be helpless and doomed to watch her slowly vanished! It's something no father should have to go through! I had no onr else but her when my wife died a year earlier?! She, she was my world..... She was the only thing that made me tolerate being in a desiese ridden death swamp in the first place! AND YOU TOOK HER LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR FACIST FAVERISUM OF MULTI-COLORED MULES?!"
  • Gob broke down crying!
  • Griff: "I didn't got it so hot neither! Cause of you disbaning the Pony Slavery Foundation, of which, I now figured is a controveral name, the griffins who founded it got themselfs into an ecomonic crisis! The flow of the money water fall basicly died when we can't have ponies doing things for us anymore! Not only did the Diamond Dogs ended up becoming rouge as a result, but it also inspired simular but now illegal origanisations to re-establish the trade just to get even! But my family who were big supporters of the PSF, suffered the worse of it! We're muck farmers now because we became bankrupt! Alot of my brothers and sisters are dead and mentally broken, CAUSE YOU, DESIDED TO BE STUPID ON SOMETHING, THAT WAS MORE FAVORED BY US MYTHICAL CREATURES, THEN IT WAS DISFAVORED, BY UNAPPRESIATED MULES?!"
  • Griff was breathingly heavily as the worse of his rant was said and done.
  • Celestia was shocked by these revelations
  • Celestia: "Griff.... Gob..... I.... I never realised any of this...... It's just, ponies were being unhappy they were being drafted into being forced to hard, humiliating labor, and for Gob's case, there were alot of ponies who would've been homeless if I hadn't made the desidion, I....."
  • Griff: "Well, thanks to you playing faverite with the minority, we all end up unhappy! The Bevolent princess of Equestia and the sun my tail feathers! More like the Tyrant of Equestia and the sun! Yeah! That's what ya'll are! A sun-soaked, idiotic, stupid, hard-headed, ignorent, sun-bleached in the brain, T-Y-R-A-N-T Tyrant!? You screwed everyone in the end no matter who suffers in your game of facistisum, Tyrant Celestia!"
  • Midnight Fate punches Griff in the gut!
  • Griff: "YOW?!"
  • Celestia began to shed tears.... It is a continuious losing battle. No matter what desidion she makes, someone ends up getting the raw end of the deal. Benifiting ponies has a negitvie effect on the Mythic Beasts, but trying to re-establish trust in Mythic creatures resulted in ponies getting harmed or even killed. No wonder why gods would avoid getting into the matters of mortals, cause no mortal, great or small, would ever be happy whatever desidion their rulers would make.
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Brian) No wonder these two are "Celetia is a tyrant" believing twats, that lost their minds along with evrey mythical beast villain who ended up dead, humiliated and comuppenced, and Pred now thinks you are a sun-soaked monster loving tyrant he fanitised about! This is rediculous! No offence your highness but you can't keep doing this!
  • Spongebob (Dubbed as Stewie) Nobody can! The negitive effect on the mythical creatures is becoming WAY to inhuman!
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia my darling, forgive my scolding but, LOOK WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST DID?! First Pred becoming a xenophobic psycopath because of you wanting the ponies to befriend mythic beasts, NOW THIS?! Thanks to your failure to realise that the Pony Slavery Foundation that, dispite the ironic name, was more benvolent then what the ponies thought! Yes, they were unhappy that they were forced into labor! But you should've negotsiated with the PSF to adapt to mor ethical terms instead of blunt disbanion and making a law against it! AND THEN THERE'S THE GOBLINS! My god.... They have to live in a death trap of a swamp when you took away their land to build Manehatten! Yes, you made ponies happy, but instead, if you wanted to satisfied both parties involved, you should've found a way to make both things work! You should've had the PSF used more humane and less forceful tactics or at least change the damn name, and made the Ponies understand the impournece, and you should've had Manehatten made somewhere else, or if that couldn't happen, AT LEAST give the Goblins more exceptable living conditions! I mean, FOREST GOBLINS IN A SWAMP?! DID THE DAMN SUN SOAKED YOUR MIND AFTER ALL?!"
  • Pred: "I'm right here, ya know. I can hear your backlash!"
  • Celestia: "(Crying), I'm so sorry, it's just that, the pony councils had a different views on those events, and there were still foul feelings cause of the fear war, and, and, I was helpless to do anything to benifit both, I, I, I was forced to do what was done........ It's just, alot of ponies were afriad the Slavery were selling ponies to those that would have sexual intentions, and the councils warned me that parents would be heart broken if some deranged pervent can legally do what they please with their childen, and, and, and, the goblin mess was because, well, Goblins were the most negitivly viewed cause of the fear war back then, and there was little understanding in where they thrive in, and the swamp was the nearest place, we didn't know what it was and, and, and-"
  • Celestia dropped to the ground and cried out of control!
  • Spongebob: (Dubbed as Stewie) THIS is a disaster!
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Brian) I can't believe it! We were suposed to have a fun night together, and these two "sun stroke tyrant" idiots, Blueblood and Team Nefarious completely blew it!
  • Icky: "But we saved the day in the end."
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, there's that. But now Celestia is sad like we wouldn't believed."
  • Pinkie: "This ended up being another bad night at the gala."
  • Twilight came torwords Celestia.
  • Twilight: "Celestia, please stop feeling bad for yourself. You never meant to wronged mythic creatures, let alone griffins and goblins."
  • Ignitus: But all this hasn't change what you two, Buleblood and Team Nefarious have done. You are still going to be punished.
  • Celestia got up.
  • Celestia: "No Ignitus...... Blueblood, Griff and Gob are not a High Council Matter."
  • Ignitus: "(Flabbergasted) What?!"
  • Griff: (Surprised) Your not going to have me and Gob puplicly punished and exicuted after everything we've done and what we just called you?
  • Gob looked up, in surprise and confusion.
  • Celestia: "Ignitus, the likes of Pred Judu Des, his adopted daughters, Hidden Shaodw, the unicorn council, Griff and Gob, and almost every evil mythic beast that threatens Equestia, are because of me...."
  • Everyone: "WHAT?!"
  • Celestia: "I keep making horrorable mistakes to others. Because of it, I am respondsable for the deaths of both ponies AND mythic creatures because of my desidions..... Think about it.......... Because of the Unity, Pred was inspired to try and destroy it because of the evil that exsited among the ranks of mythic beasts, and somewhat actselly did, but they wouldn't happened if everypony, including me, had a better understanding of their intentions to make laberors out of ponies, or any other problem of the sort..... I am more guilty then those that intent harm, cause my accsidental harm was more desistating then even the real first cartoonian war. Gob, a griving father, and Griff, a griffin whos loyalty was to his family, turned into pawns of Nefarious because the promise of revenge on me was waiting for them, my sins undone by the promise of a madman. I am practicly respondsable for most of the horrorable things that happen to Equestia.... And, I DEMAND TO BE PUNISHED FOR IT?!"
  • Ignitus was speechless, as well as the very confused dragon guardians.
  • Celestia: "I want you 4 to attack me with all you got."
  • Volteer: "Celestia, your being abit too emotional now, let's please retain calm heads and-"
  • Celestia's grief and shame proves too much, and the little dark magic she once used as a demonstraction became too strong, as her eyes got Sombra's purple dark magic eyes as purple electrisity began to form!
  • Celestia (Voice deep): "I SAID PUNISH ME YOU FOALS?!"
  • Celestia zapped at Ignitus and the other Dragon Guardians!
  • Ignitus: "Celestia, what in the name of-"
  • Celestia blasted Ignitus into a wall!
  • Blam!
  • Ignitus was hit really hard by that blast!
  • Banzai: Anyone noticing that Celestia's going nuts?
  • Lord Shen: "Is Celestia honestly determined to take the fall for Blueblood's goons' actions cause of a few mistakes in the past?"
  • Celestia tossed Volteer across the ball room, as he crashed into the table, He gets up, but then Celestia slams into him with incredable force!
  • Boss Wolf: "Appearently yes."
  • Sharp-Pay: "YAY! CELESTIA IS ATTACKING THE ALIEN DRAGONS?!"
  • Icky: "Now is not, nor would it ever will be, a very good time to make things worse?!"
  • None of them realizes is that Celestia is starting to get violently sick as she continues fighting the high council.
  • Celestia tosses Cyril into Terrodor!
  • Celestia: "Incomident cowards! I demand to be punished now?!"
  • Then she then gets a heart attack then gollapsed on the floor.
  • Lord Shen: "CELESTIA MY DARLING!"
  • Lord Shen ran torwords Celestia!
  • Lord Shen held Celestia's head.
  • Lord Shen: "My beloved, what, what's going on?!"
  • Kairi: Somebody call a doctor!
  • Celestia was breathing heavily.

Reality.

  • Qui: "How, can someone get sick, from regret!?"
  • ???: "It is part of a divine illness Celestia is plauged with."
  • Eagle-Beak appeared.
  • Darkness Qui: "Eagle-Beak?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "You see, Qui. I once dsicover from the louger's mission against a darkspawn with the exact same problem: Morality illness."
  • Darkness Qui: "Morality illness?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Let me explain. First, the cautionary tale of Sombar. You see, Sombor had fallen victim to an enity exclusive illness called "Morally Illness". You see, Demons are inhertingly evil, and Most Devines, are inhertingly good, depending on origin. Both Enities must maintain their role in existence, and the approbeate amount of amorally. It's why even good gods are amoral to the troubles of mortals. Trouble is, if Angels, Demi-Gods, and a Demon like Sombor, start to be, too sympathic with mortals, to the point they want to help them, they get morally illness, and become more of a threat then intended, through becoming too attached and concerned for mortals, and become a danger, or invite dangers. Sombor, in his, terrorably misguided guise of wanting to ease the pain of a viking clans' loss of their leader, would've only serve to invite all kinds of troubles. Sombor would've also break the new leader's ability to move on with his life, as he did with others, and you know, how dangerious clinging to the past is. Celestia, her many mistakes in Equestia, like improperly controling Xenophobia, ending slavery without the consinquences for those that benifited from it, placing forest goblins in a swamp! Banishing, her own sister to the moon! It formed ever since she started to bond with the mortal ponies. And it grew more powerful when her family was lost to her, piece by piece. It's not just a weak heart to years of regret and mistakes. It's because Celestia didn't follow the amoral rule, she is, and has hurt herself, and unintentionally others. But now, thanks to you, EXPOSING it, YOU MAY HAD AS WELL SENTIENCED HER TO DEATH!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "(Scoffs), Seriously, Celestia's gonna die from this? HA! It's even better then I hoped! I thought she was acting that time, but, it was for reals?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? This revenge gets better?!"
  • Eagle-Beak gets angry!
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... Qui, I consider myself not much of a fan to Celestia's motivations myself,  but my fond memberies of her from my days as a collage professor, prevent me from wanting to see her dead?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Huh? But, didn't she like, banished you and shit?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Like I told you! It was because I violated laws and caused a revolution to turn Equestia into a war nation, to counter the return of Nightmare Moon! I had thought Luna couldn't be saved, and I was wrong, thanks to the Sparkle girl and her hick friends..... I was declaired a murderious madman with a plan that was never meant to work. I was, hated! Even my own fellow griffins, punished me, for my miscalulation! I, only went down this path, because of my own mistake! I may not be fond of Celestia for failing to correct her subjects sooner, but I would NEVER, encourage them by doing what they THOUGHT I was! A maniac!? A murderor?! And I won't let you throw your life away and ruin the reputation of your allies, JUST SO YOU CAN ENJOY CELESTIA REGRETING TRYING TO TALK YOU OUT OF PERSUING A CONSTINLY FAILED PLAN?!"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... Eagle-Beak, you of all people know uniting the villain teams is IMPOURENT to me, not just to restore Villain's Act glory, but avenge the pain, I, went through, because of a horrorable clan fued that took my parents from me! I congured and controled the universe, for them! I offered people, punished by socity for being who they are, freedoms to be who they wish to be, to claim what is rightfully theirs! So a few whiney heroes and benvolent ruler twats complained about it! Socity will never understand us!? They will only see us as, criminals, renegades, dare I say, terrorests!? All because we just dreamed, of living in a world ruled by the more, abrasvie and strong. So we're not afraid to hurt unarmed people just to make a point, so what?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "That's what is dangerious about that line of thinking?! Have you ever kept a list of villains, who DIED for just, obeying that mindset?"
  • Narcotic: "Actselly yes, we kept a HUGE book on that."
  • Narcotic brings out a big book.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Exactly! The names in that book, are but exsamples of the danger of this, line of your ideals!"
  • Darkness Qui: "Professor, I mean no offence, but I am NOT letting you and those, inferior leaders of the villain teams I need, to bring back the VA!? I will not hesitate to defeat you!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Your battle is with me alone Qui. If reason is unable to get you, then force is what will finally, chain the dragon?!"
  • Eagle-Beak readies his staff!
  • Darkness Qui: "I'll say this before, and I'll say it again.... I, AM, A, ZEWINSAUR?!"
  • Darkness Qui leaped up, triple-fliped, and charged torwords Eagle Beak.
  • Eagle-Beak: (Blocks the attack with his magic scepter, and magically restrains her) Qui, being from UUniverses that had once been the complete opposite of ours has left you with no moral center! Your silly past leaves you with no sense of the consequences of your actions. Do you have ANY idea what the authorities will do to you in the case that Celestia's morality illness should make her godhood go unstable?!?
  • Qui: She's a god? THEN HOW THE HELL CAN SHE DIE, SHE'S IMMORTAL!!!
  • Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) You stupid logical asshole! Her immortality isn't as stable as it was a thousand years ago. A God's immortality, if given full morality, will remain stable. But if such a morality illness should be conflicted in certain types of Gods like Celestia, their immortality fades away. That means SHE WILL SOON BECOME MORTAL AND DIE!!!
  • Darkness Qui:...That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! Gods CANNOT die! (Eagle-Beak punches her)
  • Eagle-Beak: COME OFF IT, QUI, IT'S ALL TRUE! You've been doing lots of terrible things in the past just to try and get all villains to form a large villain team, but this time, you've gone too far!
  • Mirage: Indeed! If you think this will make us finally agree to join forces, then think again.
  • Dark Dragon: We may be villains, but we're not sadists! That's what YOU'VE proven yourself to be. And by the time Celestia dies of grief, everyone will be going after you because IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!
  • Lord Cobra: In fact, we're beginning to question WHY we bring ourselves to work with people like you. Your actions are as worse as telling a kid that Santa-- (Mirage smacks him)...Sorry, almost jinxed myself.
  • Mirage: Well, once again, you've failed to earn our trust. We will NOT work with you.
  • Darkness Qui: (Sheds a tear) But...but--
  • Mirage: Enjoy your eventual punishment. (They all teleport away, and Eagle-Beak frees Qui from her restraint)
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: Well, what do you know? Your plan failed...AGAIN!
  • Darkness Qui:...(Slowly gets angry)...You know what? I don't care for the moment!
  • Professor Eagle-Beak:...What?
  • Darkness Qui: I'm changing plans! I'm going to do this not for the new Villains Act, but for payback on these incompetent worlds! They refuse to see the bright side of things and even the villains are just TOO soft and TOO stupid for me to handle. Well, I'll worry about those bastards later. It's time I targeted the Shell Lodgers! I want any information on them here! I am going to make them look so bad, the villains will see that I'm not a fool!
  • Eagle-Beak: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.
  • Darkness Qui: I shall also expose the secrets of their precious allies. I want the Mane 6's friendship diary! I want anything that will ruin the heroes that stood against me forever!
  • Eagle-Beak: QUI, NO! YOU'RE PUSHING IT TOO FAR!!!
  • Darkness Qui: Too late! My decision is final. They want true evil? I'll SHOW THEM TRUE EVIL! (Eagle-Beak magically restrains her again)
  • Eagle-Beak: This has gone far enough, Qui! I'm not gonna let you make things worse than it already has! (Celsius burns him)...GAHH! Don't say you were NOT warned, Qui! Trust me, not even these media trolls will aside with you!? (Teleports away)
  • Darkness Qui: I won't have you messing with my plans! Everyone, let's get started on the raiding.
  • Strex: You know something? I agree with what those villains said!
  • Walker: Me, too! This bitch is too evil, even for us.
  • Widdy: Let's ditch the bitch! (They all leave the area)
  • Darkness Qui: WHA-WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!? YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! WE HAD A DEAL!!!
  • Lord Tele-Visor: We DID have a deal. I don't care for the fame you'll give us, you're not the perfect evil for us to work with. I appresiate being evil too, but even a media troll like me HAS limitations! Not even I'LL stand being part of a murder of a god!? Get out of this establishment!
  • Darkness Qui:...You traitorous FOOL! AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU, YOU GO BACK ON YOUR DEAL?!?
  • Lord Tele-Visor: (On radio) GET ME SECURITY! (They throw Qui, Narcotic, and Celsius out of the building, and lock the doors)
  • Celsius: Well, that was unexpected!
  • Narcotic: Okay, your grace, now's not the time to get angry, we- Hey wait, where's QP?
  • QP was seen tossed at them!
  • A voice: "DON'T FORGET YOUR TRASH-COMPACTOR TOO!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "..... I..... I can't believe it.... I have been betrayed by villains before, Yarge being the worse, but, at least it was for power or proper villain protocal, but because of evil being.... TOO evil?! This universe, is, a, NIGHTMARE!?"
  • Darkness Qui started to cry and have a mental break-down!
  • Narcotic: "Yeah..... That, really wasn't expected.... We just became the most unpopular villains ever."
  • Celisus: "Your grace, it, disgusts me to say this, but, if we hope to even have a chance with a mere pick-pocket, I think we need to, for this ONE time, mind you, apologies for this, gross error in our ambitions."
  • Narcotic: "I agree. Even someone like me is starting to get the hint."
  • QP: "Coming from the emotionaless virus that ironicly wanted to kill Qui, even I find this to be a logical conclusion. It's obvious even other villains frown at stunts like these."
  • Darkness Qui: "Not, not, not you guys too!? The villains of OUR universe would never-"
  • Celisus: "THAT'S BECAUSE HALF OF THEM ARE PSYCOTIC OR LACK PROPER MORALS?! ALOT OF THEM ARE, AS THESE VILLAINS HAVE SAID, COMPLETE MONSTERS!? FOR EXSAMPLE!? GORDON THE ANIMAL GENISIDES RACES FOR A LIVING!? THAT WOULD MEAN HE CAN NEVER BE MORALLY ACCEPTED BY THESE VILLAINS HERE!? IN FACT, IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHY ANY HERO OF OUR UNIVERSES TRIED TO KILL US?! BECAUSE WE'RE, MONSTERS!? I'M, (CRIES ALITTLE WITH FLAMING TEARS) A MONSTER!? LOOK AT ME?! (FLAMES FLEW UP), I'M LITTERALLY A FIRE ELEMENTAL BEAST?! I ALLOWED AN IDIOT GOVENOR MAKE ME WHO I AM!? AND BECAUSE NARCOTIC COULDN'T HANDLE BEING FIRED FOR BRINGING A VIRUS TO SHCOOL, HE ENDED KILLING MORE THEN THE PRINCIPAL WHO DID IT?! AND WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT QP WAS GUILTY OF?! AND YOU!? YOU!? BECAUSE OF YOUR LOSS OF YOUR PARENTS TO A FUEDING TRIBE, WELL, LOOK AT YOU!?"
  • Darkness Qui, didn't said a thing.
  • Darkness Qui laid back down.
  • Celisus: "...... Think, about it.... Why else, did that Cynder girl tried to banish you to an unescapable realm, outside of momentary sanity loss? You did things that places your morality in question."
  • Darkness Qui: "Just, leave me alone..... I.... I need to think, alone......."
  • Celisus: "Alchorse.... We'll, go get the ship ready for our escape."
  • Darkness Qui:...(Looks at herself on a window, especially with the new look)...What have I become? *Sniff* Plus, where did this...surprisingly striking body...come from?...Who am I?...(Gets angry)...You know what? I'm not gonna be doing this crap anymore! I'll just find the nearest news camera and do what I must do!

Later...

  • Darkness Qui: (In front of a news camera holding Narcotic's lab coat on a stick like a flag) I SURRENDER!!!
  • Celsius: Well, I guess it's a good choice for her to give up.
  • Narcotic: (Shivering in the rest of his clothes) Yeah, great!
  • Darkness Qui: Whatever heroes that are hearing this, I'm no longer being a part of this catastrophe! I want to say that...to be honest...I didn't care about doing this plan.
  • Narcotic/Celsius/QP: WHAT?
  • Darkness Qui: Yes, I knew the plan was stupid, anyway! This plan sort of backfired when the villains accused me of having no moral center. And I had good reason for not having one. I had a tragic past in my younger days on Zewishku. My parents were killed by a Zewinsaur tribe, and I had killed them all out of anger and revenge. I was banished, and that's when I was made a leader of the Villains Act. I find it difficult to distinguish right from wrong even as a villain. That's why I am saying right here, right now: I'm giving this plan up entirely! That is all! (She teleports herself and the group away)
  • Scorch Scorchington:...How did they get here?...Wait, is the camera still on? (The camera man nods 'yes')...Well, I guess you all might've heard it here. Darkness Qui has admitted to surrendering this plan....Strange.

Qui's Pyramid

  • Narcotic: (The villains are teleported back there) For once, I'm proud of you, your grace.
  • Darkness Qui: Hey, it was pointless, anyway! Now don't touch me! I need some time to think of a much better plan.
  • Narcotic: Sure thing.

Chapter 5: A Battle Equestia Shall Never Forget

Badlands of Equestria

  • Discord: (They are teleported there, and they find the place is a seemingly deserted arid wasteland, and a bird is seen flying through, and burns alive in the Sun, and falls to the ground)
  • Icky: WHOA!!! I feel sorry for that poor soul!
  • Fluttershy: So do I.
  • Discord: This place hasn't changed a bit. This is the exact place where I created my own giant checkers board where I tortured ponies into being the pieces, and have them literally hurt each other. MAN, was that funny! It's too bad Mayhem kept on beating me.
  • Private: That's a little barbaric, isn't it?
  • Discord: Well, what did you expect from a spirit of chaos, a new car?
  • Black Kat: I used to do that kind of checkers when I was little. We call it 'Magic Chess'. It's a kind of chess that has been invented since Wizard Chess in the Harry Potter world.
  • Private: The pieces weren't people, were they?
  • Black Kat: Pfft, hell no, the pieces only came to life and beat the crap out of each other while taking down each piece. It's what makes chess so entertaining. But, we're not here for chess, we're here for those bird eqinoxes.
  • Kaa: "Oh, I am sure it won't be too hard, I- Are those rocks moving?"
  • Some rocks are seen slowly moving torwords the gang.
  • Icky: "Uh, Applejack, does the badlands have, monsters here?"
  • Applejack: "You mean, outside of Badlanders? Well, the most common is..... Oh no."
  • Rarity: "Everypony run!?"
  • Trixie: "No! We have to stand togather! Those things will pick us off if we scatter!?"
  • Icky: "What, what what!? What we dealing with here!?"
  • The Big Rocks rose to have crustsation-like legs, reveling themselves to be simular to very big Horseshoe crabs.
  • Pinkie: "AGGGH?! LANDSCAPE CRABS?!"
  • Sandy: "Am I seeing things, or, do they look like over-sized horseshoe crabs with rocks on them?"
  • Applejack: "Landscape Crabs are might dangerious!"
  • Patrick: "How so? Horseshoe crabs aren't dangerious."
  • Rarity: "These brutes are different from their smaller varients: THEY EAT MEAT!? WE'RE MEAT TO THEM?!"
  • Palmon: "Well tecnecally, I'm mostly a plant, so I have nothing to fear from these-"
  • Applejack: They eat plants as emetics.
  • Palmon: OH, GROSS!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! (They run)
  • Discord: Wait, why are we running? (Snaps, and turns the crabs into cockroaches, and they scurry out of fear) There, problem solved.
  • Fluttershy:...Discord, why did you do that to those poor creatures?
  • Discord: Hey, the spell won't last long, they'll be back to normal soon. That should give us enough time to continue our search without interruption.
  • Lord Shen:...You are so disappointing on so many levels.
  • Discord: Hey, we're losing focus, let's move! (They do that after hesitating from Discord's actions)

Meanwhile.

  • Twilight, now in a more, darker shade of purple, is seen with an ongoing march of guards heading to where the Badlands are.
  • Twilight: "If SOMEONE has to do it, do it yourself! Shineflare, Pred, how long till we are at the badlands?"
  • Shineflare: "It won't be too far, my queen. We'll capture those traitors soon."
  • Pred: "It's at least a few more minutes until we reach the badland bourder line. Those misfits will pay for busting out the prisoners!"
  • While this march went on, The Celestial Sisters, Shifu, Soothsayer, Merlin, and the MU gang are seen.
  • Alice: "I wish Taiku was with us! He always has a plan."
  • Shifu: "We have to relie on ourselves. We need to divert their attention to focus on us."
  • Godfry: "I might uh, have a few ideas....."
  • The March head on, until-
  • Music was heard.
  • Suddenly, Godfry dressed like Psy from "Gangnam sytile" appeared!
Gangnam Style - Lyrics

Gangnam Style - Lyrics

  • Twilight: "Ga..... Godfry?"
  • Pred: "The bloody hell is that Hydra doing?"
  • Guard: "It appears to be, Gangnam Sytile, sir."
  • While this song plays, the Celestial Sisters, Shifu, Merlin, and the Mu Gang are in place to surprise the army, while Soothsayer stayed hidden due to being unable to fight.
  • Shifu: "We strike when the Hydra finishes his, weird song..." (After the song ends, Shifu holds them to wait) Wait for it!...NOW! (The group knocks out the entire group, and they magically restrain Twilight)
  • Twilight: Wha--YOU?!? How did you get here so fast?
  • Merlin: We've got magic, duh!
  • Claude: What has happened to you, Princess Twilight? You look like you've been corrupted at a maximum level!
  • Twilight: I AM FINE! Why do you guys DARE to return here? Especially with that traitor Celestia?
  • Murray: What do you think's wrong with her?
  • Luna: I don't know, but whatever did this to her must've been really good at hiding.
  • Celestia: I think I know what happened to her! She was taking Equinox Magic lessons recently, so she must've let her depression and stress cause her black magic powers affect her mind. It's a pretty rare condition in Equinox Magic experts that most occurs in rookies like her.
  • Twilight: What are you talking about? I am fine! I am doing what is best for all of Equestria! You all aren't supposed to be here.
  • Celestia: Twilight, you're letting your stress and depression corrupt you! I know you can fight it.
  • Twilight: DON'T TALK TO ME, TRAITOR! YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME TO GO BACK ON MY DUTIES!
  • Luna: Twilight, look at yourself. You're acting like the kind of person you had feared a long time ago. Remember what you saw through that door in the Crystal Empire? You don't want a similar thing happening now, do you? You have always feared what dark things could happen to your life, your mentor, or yourself.
  • Twilight: I AM NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING! NOW LET ME GO THIS INSTANT!
  • Soothsayer: Listen to them, Twilight. Can't you see that you're turning yourself against the people you cared so much about all because Qui leaked out a secret that she knew could set you off to be like this. Think of what could happen to your reputation if you continue to do this. Think of your friends. Think of your allies. Think of all the people you've come to love.
  • Twilight:...No! I won't fall for your tricks. I know what you're capable of, and I won't allow it! Let me go!
  • Shifu: I'm afraid that's not what we came here to do. You're gonna have to come with us until we can find a way to cure you from the darkness you're letting get to you. We--(Suddenly, the High Council members get knocked out by the guards that have awaken)
  • Twilight: (Freed from their magical restraint) Thank goodness! I want them placed in the dungeon! I don't want them interfering with my plans to save our home. (Her eyes get whiter) I don't even want those Shell Lodgers doing it!
  • Guard #1: Yes, Queen Twilight!
  • Suddenly, Celestia came through, and smack away the guards!?
  • Celestia: "I AM NOT GONNA STAND FOR THIS!? I won't let you ruin yourself because of a trick of Qui!?"
  • Twilight: "Trick or not, it exposed your monpoly!? I won't let you return it to your sick, demented games!?"
  • Celestia: "I am sorry for ever bringing that stupid conspiracy into light, believe me, and even more for not being presentable about it like hiding it well by actselly having emotions about Discord's trail on the Tirek matter?! I never should've gambled the ponies's lives, or Equestia, based on something like what was in the box. I realise it was, incredabley stupid, and I should've opened to other opitions. I should've been more honest..... I should've, done the oppiste of what I did instead..... I'm sorry, Twilight.... I'll never risk Equestia, or you, like that again, not unless if it is, GREATLY nessersary, and only if YOU knew about it prior. I promise not to be so, quick to, adopt these methods of stoping evil. I should've never let my emotional termoils congure me, I-"
  • Twilight: "Emotional Termoils? EMOTIONAL TERMOILS?! WHEN HAVE YOU, EVER HAD, EMOTIONAL, TERMOILS?!"
  • Lightning clash as Twilight looked angerior!?
  • Celestia: "Twilight, there's, something, I was never, honest, to even myself about..... Remember, The Gala insodent, and, Sombor?"
  • Twilight: "Your meltdown, and the darkspawn with the morality illness? How are they ever connected?"
  • Celestia: "Twilight.... I HAVE morality illness.... My compassion for mortal races, gave it to me! Being a devine, I wasn't meant to bond with mortals, or get involved with their lives. I was suppose to be like other devines, neutrolally indifferent. My parents or Luna don't seem to have it cause of some, enlightenment that prevents this, but, I gotten it ever since many were victims of evil. Mayhem's murders, Taiklar's crimes, Nightmare Moon, slavery, it goes on, Twilight! It gotten worse when I can't find balence between making my ponies and other races come to a compromise. I cried myself to sleep, when I can't make both happy! I benifit mythic beasts, Ponies like Pred act out, I cater to the ponies of Equestia, beings like Griff and Gob act out! I am in, a losing endless game of suffering!"
  • The Guards mutter about this.
  • Pred: ".... Well..... That explains alot......."
  • Shineflare: "..... Our goddess..... IS MENTALLY DISTERBED!? Having a heart condition is one thing, but, THIS?!"
  • Twilight: "...... You.... Have morality illness?"
  • Celestia: ".... I have the same reaction when my parents took me to see Victor of the Darkspawn museum sometime after the Zuhron problem. I hated myself for having this, sickness! My younger sister is more fit to run Equestia then I was!"
  • Twilight: "...... So..... That's it..... Your another Sombor?! You have been attracting trouble just as much you caused it?! Alchorse!? It makes sense now!? Banishing Nightmare Moon for only a 1000 years?! Discord coming back?! Failing to discover Chrysalis!? Sombra cursing the cristail empire?! Tirek almost winning!? All the things that went wrong in Equestia?! IT'S BECAUSE YOUR UNWELL?! YOU ARE A DANGER TO YOURSELF, JUST AS MUCH AS TO EQUESTIA!?"
  • Celestia: "Twilight, no! Please! My condition is minor compaired to Sombor! I was borned to the side meant to be good, it's, it's not AS dishastorious!"
  • Twilight: "Minor or not, it no longer makes you as bad as Tirek....... You make him look like a cockarouch?! Your a threat to yourself, Equestia, all living races, AND THE UNITED UNIVERSES?! The Lougers only protacted you cause they thought they can saved you! Helped you! I will no longer persue them cause of this. They are forgiven for any wrong doing. It's because they were like Grimoors!? Espeically Shen! The High Council, was tainted by foul, unwell blood?! Well, It's time for me to cleanses it?!"
  • Twilight leaped up in the air, and fired a death ray, as Celestia dodged!
  • Celestia: "I don't wanna fight you Twilight! Your not being yourself!?"
  • Twilight: "FAILURE TO COMPLY (DEEPER VOICE) WILL ONLY WORSEN THE SITUATION!?"
  • Twilight started to spark electrisity as it is seen being destructive and desistate the landscape!
  • Guards panic as they avoid the shocks!
  • Shineflare and the council ponies run!
  • The Sisters and Pred took cover!
  • Councilpony Violet Flame trips and is about to get zapped!
  • Celestia quickly teleports and makes a magic sheild to protact Violet Flame from the shock!
  • Violet: "You...... Saved me?"
  • Celestia: "Go! Get yourself out of here!"
  • Cosmoto grabs Violet and runs!
  • Celestia: "Twilight, stop this now!? You'll end up hurting more then me! You almost brought an unintentional end to one of your followers!?"
  • Twilight: "THEN FIGHT ME IF YOU WANT ME TO RESEVRE PAIN TO YOU!?"
  • Celestia: "..... If I must keep the ponies from being harmed by any threat, then so be it, with a heavy heart."
  • Twilight: Enough talk!? (They start battling each other as they start causing damage to the area which is just as strong as Twilight's fight with Tirek, and Celestia is able to save innocent bystanders from getting killed in the action)
  • Celestia: Twilight, think of what you cared about! Think of how many lives you saved!
  • Twilight: NEVER! THEY WERE ALL SAVED FROM A LIE! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING A LEADER! YOU ARE AS DANGEROUS AS SOMBOR, AND YOU MUST SHARE HIS FATE!
  • Celestia: (They continue fighting) Don't do this, Twilight! I care about you like a daughter. What about your friends?
  • Twilight: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FRIENDS ANYMORE! My time should be focused on protecting my homeworld from things as dangerous as you. (Blasts a magic laser that Celestia dodges) I worked with you, I trusted you, and you're just as guilty as the rest of the villains I've encountered!
  • Celestia: Listen to yourself, Twilight! Deep down, you know you wouldn't say that. Not even self-corruption could wipe it away. I can look you in the eye, and see that you wouldn't allow me to be destroyed.
  • Twilight: I WAS WEAK BACK THEN! I WAS BLIND! I didn't know what I was thinking. You're just a threat to my home, and it is my duty to wipe it clean!
  • Luna: (She and the others who have woken up for awhile since Celestia smacked away the guards, heard everything, seeing Celestia and Twilight in battle) Whoa, Celestia must be taking it pretty rough.
  • Soothsayer: Indeed. Celestia is trying to negotiate with Twilight, but her self-corruption is just too powerful for her to see what's important, and what's always BEEN important.
  • Gary: Wow, I knew she used to be cruel on me, but she was NEVER as cruel as she is now.
  • Luna: You guys should go now that you have the chance.
  • Princess Alice: No way, we are NOT leaving Celestia!
  • Luna: Don't worry, I'll keep it under control. Just go! Find the Shell Lodgers! Quick!
  • Merlin:...Very well. Teleportus! (They are teleported away)
  • Luna:...(Continues watching the battle)

Badlands

  • Alex: HOW BIG ARE THESE BADLANDS?!?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Water! WATER! (His mouth crumbles off as Brandy picks it up) Kiss me, you fool! (Makes smooch noises)
  • Brandy: UHHGH! (Slaps the mouth back onto Whiskers)
  • Victor: Guys, we've only been traveling for 10 minutes.
  • Marty: That doesn't answer how far we are of the temple.
  • Victor: Don't worry, me and Black Kat are able to sense the nearest Equinox Energy from far away.
  • Black Kat: Yes, only 1 mile away. That's not so bad.
  • Icky: Uh, guys? Check out what I just heard on the iPhone! (They look and see Qui's message of surrender on the news)
  • Cynder:...She...she gave up?
  • Spyro: Well, I can see why, she's never had that good of a moral center when she did this. She must've realized the risks of the plan, and made up for it.
  • Sparx: Well, what are we supposed to do with that? Should we forgive her, or should we still hunt her down?
  • Cynder:... I say we forgive her. There's no point in hunting her down now that she's acknowledged her mistake. Maybe she's not as bad as I thought after all. She might still be a problem later though, but for now, she's not an admitate threat.
  • Spyro: Well, we still need to focus on saving Twilight from her corruption.
  • Black Kat: Yes. I can imagine that right now, it's getting worse. (Suddenly, the MU Gang, Merlin, Shifu, and Soothsayer are teleported in front of their path) WHOA!!
  • Po: MASTER SHIFU! MERLIN! You guys are back!
  • Soothsayer: Indeed. But we've got dire news concerning Twilight and Celestia.
  • Victor: Is Twilight still corrupted?
  • Lord Shen: Is Celestia okay?
  • Rainbow Dash: And have you heard that Qui has given up?
  • Soothsayer: I did. Twilight's corruption has been growing at a slow rate. Celestia has winded up getting into a fight with her, and she's tried to negotiate with her, bringing up her morality illness, and I have sensed that Qui had surrendered because the villains came to the Villain's channel HQ and warned her that she went too far with her plan, and even the entire Villains Channel HQ went against her. She's back at her Pyramid.
  • Lord Shen: Well, it's no surprise to me that Celestia had a morality illness. I knew she had it since Sombor. It's possable she gained it from a few tragities from evil.
  • Soothsayer: Well, Luna is watching over the battle, and told us to find you guys and warn you about it. Do you have a plan to save Twilight?
  • Black Kat: Yes. We were able to disable Tricorn's satellite shield so we could get to the Badlands. That way we could find a temple inhabited by Equinox Birds that might have the power to cure Twilight from her unstable Equinox capabilities.
  • Merlin: Sounds like a reasonable plan to me.
  • Taiku: By the way, what are my friends doing here?
  • Griffth: Oh, they saved us from a concentration camp that some STUPID person, I most assume Pred or Shineflare came up with to convince Twilight in her meltdown to accept, decided to set up. We were lucky enough not to be tortured. I was fearful for Julie since she's sensitive to intense situations.
  • Julie: (With her legs) It's true. I may no longer be scared of water, but that doesn't mean I'm not scared of other things anymore.
  • Griffth: Yeah, like that time you were scared by a European Conger that stuck it's head out of a tiny crevice right close to your face.
  • Claude: HAH! Seriously? You got scared by an eel? (Laughs)
  • Julie: Hey, don't blame me, I spent most of my life on land, and I've never seen many fish until I was told to go back with my own kind. I didn't find it too bad at my new home, but when you go to the sea for the first time, you tend to be scared by...(Shivers)...how big and creepy certain wildlife is. How do mermaids get used to those kinds of surprises?
  • Taiku: Beats me. But let's at least get going with the village. Twilight needs us more than ever now.
  • Sid: So how close are you guys?
  • Black Kat: We're almost there, only one mile left.
  • Cynder: "But in all seriousness though, we can't risk being togather yet. You have to go back to Celestia and Luna. They at least need help keeping Twilight from coming after us!"
  • Merlin: "Don't worry, Twilight desided your not a threat anymore. But if we want to keep it THAT way, we best let those two settle it themselves... But we'll return to keep the mess from enlarging even worse."
  • They teleported away.
  • Icky: "Well, ain't that a mix of good news and bad news. Qui chickened out, but Twilight becomes new main baddie! Seriously, it's like karma seriously desided to dick around with us!?"
  • Lord Shen: "It's not the first time you know."
  • Applejack: Well, after hearing all that stuff, I think we need to book it, and get to that temple fast! It's only a matter of time before Twilight does something she'll seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY regret.
  • Discord: Allow me! (He speeds up their travels to a high super-speed until they finally reach the temple) Well, I guess we're here!
  • Icky:...Well, that's one way of getting to a location. (A bird screech is heard)
  • Patrick: WHA, WHAT WAS THAT?!? (Suddenly, 3 7ft Hawk/Vulture Hybrid glittery teal-blue birds fly in front of them. These were the Equinox Birds of the Temple)...Whoa!
  • Black Kat: Guys, meet, at least three examples of the Equinox Birds.
  • Equinox Bird #1: Greetings, travelers! We are the Guardians of the Equinox Temple. We see all Equinox Power, what it grants, and what it does.
  • Victor: So you know why we're here, then?
  • Equinox Bird #2: Hello, Victor von Creepypants. We have heard of you through your Darkspawn Museum and your grand Equinox powers. And we sense great Equinox capabilities in that female Draconequus beside you.
  • Black Kat: Yes, my name is--
  • Equinox Bird #3: Black Kat. We know of you from Destiny Islands.
  • Equinox Bird #1: We're one of those beings who can sense anything past and present, but limited future. You're here because you have an out-of-control pony student in the ways of Equinox Magic who has let her depression and stress issues cause Equinox Hyperpsychosia.
  • Victor/Black Kat: That's what it's called?
  • Equinox Bird #1: Yes. And you seek our advice on how to save this poor soul from causing things she wouldn't in her right mind be fond of like punishing her own mentor.
  • Black Kat: So you can help us?
  • Equinox Bird #1: "Not directly. We're but studiers ourselves. But our master and mastress has instructed us to take you to them. They wish to approve a sacred Equinox pact to make the blessing possable, by having a master's spar. It's part of a tradion."
  • Victor: "Oh, bother. I forgot about the Equinox's master's spar!"
  • Black Kat: "...... DANG IT, STUFF LIKE THAT ALWAYS SLIPS!?"
  • Po: "Let me guess.... Because the rest of us are NOT Equinox masters, we're-"
  • Equinox Bird 2: "Correct. Non-Equinoxes are not allowed. Black Kat and Victor must do the spar alone."
  • Discord: "Well, we may as well go anyway to have Sparkle nice and ready for the ritual when you guys are ready, so, it's okay by us."
  • Victor: "You best hurry, lougers. I could see in the horizon that Celestia's battle is hardening."
  • Equinox Bird #3: Excellent. If you can, have Twilight bring herself here so we can get her ready for the ritual.
  • Tigress: We'll do our best. Good luck, you two.
  • Victor: We wish you luck out there. (They separate)

Equinox Temple

  • Equinox Bird #1: As long as you two are here, we may have to introduce ourselves. I am Dirk the Diligent, and these are my friends, Tuft and Mace.
  • Equinox Bird #2 (Tuft): It is an honor.
  • Equinox Bird #3 (Mace): Indeed.
  • Black Kat: I have heard about this place in stories back in my hometown of Destiny Islands, and I hear your leaders are among the most powerful of Equinox users.
  • Dirk: They are. Master Solstice and Mistress Eclipse are both at level 105, and are pretty much as powerful as they want to be. They can help you. They do anything for a fellow Equinox user.
  • Victor: Excellent. Where are they?
  • ???: We are over here. (Doors open as the cameras start going from their talons to their heads, showing them to both be similar to the other Equinox Birds, but with the male wearing a large silver crown and having smooth dark-blue hair, and the female having longer white hair and a smaller crown. These were the masters of the Temple, Master Solstice and Mistress Eclipse)
  • Victor:...Well, damn! I wasn't expecting the mistress to be THIS pretty.
  • Mistress Eclipse: You are too kind.
  • Master Solstice: We hear you came with others, but because we requested them to be absent, and are currently getting their corrupted friend here, we must begin talking about the Spar.
  • Black Kat: "Ok, aside from desiding if Twilight is even worth giving Balenceo to, just why do we have to fight for it?"
  • Mistress Eclipse: The reason why such is that the ritual you wish to give the alicorn is so hard is that it has to have over 5 things: 1. All Equinox masters doing the ritual must be above Level 50 power, 2. The concentration must be very precise, and not have anything else pop into a master's head except for whatever happy memory of them you can conceive, 3. The one that needs to be cured must be in the middle of the Equinox connection and experience the process all the way through, 4. The masters must be completely immobile and stay in place, not even moving a single step, and 5. Eye contact must be kept during the entire process, that way the one that needs to be cured can see what pleasant thoughts that you think. All 5 of these must be kept steady and sure in order for the Spar to work. One mistake can disrupt it, and there won't be enough energy for the ritual to be attempted again. That means we have only one shot at it.
  • Victor: One shot? Well, that's gonna be much of a problem.
  • Black Kat: But at least I'm at a proper Equinox level. I'm at Level 59. What about you, Victor?
  • Victor: I'm at level 76. That means the ritual is sure to work.
  • Master Solstice: But still, you must prove it in Spar.
  • Black Kat: Very well, then. Let's get this over with. (Suddenly, they are surrounded by blue fire, and the whole room is made into a battle ring) WHOA, OH, SHIT!!
  • Master Solstice: In case you're wondering, this is NOT involving physical combat. It is involving MENTAL combat.
  • Black Kat: What?
  • Victor: You mean we don't fight you?
  • Mistress Eclipse: Of course not. We have a thing about bringing physical harm to a lady.
  • Black Kat:...Oh. Well, I guess a mental exercise isn't that bad.
  • Master Solstice: But be warned that this won't be a pleasant mental exercise.
  • Victor: He's right, Black Kat. Spar tests are known to simulate the worst possible situation you might find yourself in, and in order to win it, you have to stand up for it as best as you can until the situation is resolved.
  • Black Kat: The...worst possible situation?
  • Victor: Yes, meaning that this will involve some of the things you fear the most in your life such as loss, betrayal, or guilt. All we have to do is to resolve the scenario in our minds, and don't stop until we get it done.
  • Black Kat: I don't like the sound of that.
  • Victor: Don't worry, it won't hurt. But trust me, if you LET it hurt you, you'll fail. Just try not to get upset with what you see, and try your best to stand up for it.
  • Black Kat: Well...okay, I'll try. By the way, are we both going to have the same vision?
  • Master Solstice: Of course not. Everyone is different, so their lives are different. So it wouldn't make sense to put each of you in the same situation, would it?
  • Black Kat:...No.
  • Mistress: Okay, are you ready?
  • Victor:...Don't worry, Kat. I have faith in you.
  • Black Kat:...Okay, I'm ready.
  • Master Solstice: Then brace yourselves. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...(They give them both visions)

Black Kat's Subconscious

  • Black Kat is seen in the city of the aztecalopes.
  • Black Kat: "The city of the Aztecalopes? What am I..... Wait.... I..... I remember now. This was when Gaz Mask first came to my parents and the elders to make a deal!? Oh no!"

The Chamber of Elders.

  • Gaz-Zon is seen.
  • Gaz-Zon: "My lords and ladies, I promise you, as the new high preist of the Aztecalopes, I only promise, a new world of power and prosparity."
  • Elder 1: "Well, I don't see much problem about this. So what are the terms of your deal?"
  • Gaz-Zon: "Lend me the power to do great and powerful things, and in return, I promise your people will see a great and propterious future."
  • Elder #2: Very well, then. We shall grant you that--
  • ???: WAAAAAIT!! (Black Kat teleports there)
  • Elder #3: Kat? Why did you just interrupt this meeting? I made it private.
  • Black Kat:...I'm sorry about that, but trust me, you need to know something about him!
  • Gaz-zon: EXCUSE ME, but I don't think you understand the meaning of 'private'. Oh, wait, did I really just say that? Anyway, I don't think it was very nice of you to interrupt our meeting without informing us.
  • Elder #1: He's right, Kat. You know what the penalty is for doing such a thing.
  • Black Kat: (Gasps) You don't mean--
  • Elder #3: Yes. It means temporary house arrest! GUARDS! (Draconequui guards appear, and shackle Kat with magical handcuffs)
  • Black Kat: But, sir, you don't understand, he's trying to trick you!
  • Gaz-zon: And how would you know THAT?
  • (Master Solstice): Do not reveal this is your subconscious past or even what he eventually will turn out to be, Kat. Make it look like how you could've saved it early, or else it's disqualification.
  • Black Kat: Uh...uh...because I've sensed that he's not an antelope.
  • Gaz-zon: Why, that is absurd, I am TOO an antelope! You have no way to prove it. I've come to help your kind, and you accuse me as a deceiver?
  • Black Kat: Why don't YOU prove it then?
  • Gaz-zon: (Laughs) I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • Black Kat: Well...what about the fact that you were wobbling on your arrival here like you were only adapted to 4 legs?
  • Gaz-zon: I had a cramped leg.
  • Black Kat:...Uh...how about the fact that you came here alone? Surely, someone with your status could be accompanied by others, right?
  • Gaz-zon: OKAY, YOU'RE STARTING TO HOLD UP THE MEETING!
  • Elder #4: Indeed, why are we letting you stall this meeting?
  • Black Kat: Guys, I--
  • Elder #1: SILENCE! (Thunder is heard) Because I'm in a good mood, I'll spare you the penalty. But I advise that you leave until the meeting is done! (The guards unshackle her)
  • Black Kat: But-but-but--
  • Elder #1: KAT, LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW! AND THAT'S A ROYAL ORDER! (Black Kat leaves quickly, and the Elders put up a magical shield)
  • Black Kat: (Gasps) NO! PLEASE, NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S--(Her words can't be heard inside the Temple, and she is seen getting teary-eyed) NO, PLEASE! DON'T LET HIM DO THIS!!! (Begins to sob) PLEASE!!!
  • (Master Solstice): Kat, don't give up! You can do this. Use your head!
  • Black Kat:...C'mon, Kat, think! Who would you know to turn to that Gaz-zon would know?...Think, THINK, THINK!!! (Magically creates some celery, and swallows the whole bunch whole) C'mon, brain food, don't let me down, goddamn it!...Wait!...THAT'S IT! (Teleports off)

Later...

  • Gaz-zon: (Signs a contract) Is there anymore...(Shrugs, under his breath) pointless contractual obligation...to do?
  • Elder #1: Yes, there is one more, and the power is yours.
  • Gaz-zon: Excellent!
  • Elder #1: You must sign this full waiver that you will give your full obligation to our race, and not change the deal and be in violation of your promise.
  • Gaz-zon:...Okay, (Takes the pen, but before he can place it on the paper, squire horns are heard outside) Oh, NOW WHAT?!?
  • Elder #3: (They all look out the window and see that the Aztecalopes are out there) Huh? Gaz-zon, why are your people outside the palace?
  • Gaz-zon: WHAT?!? (Looks outside)...What the hell are they doing out here?
  • Elder #1: Well, don't just stand there, let's go find out! (They all go outside to meet up with the Aztecalope guards pointing their spears at Gaz-zon)
  • Gaz-zon: WHOA, WHAT THE--?!?
  • Guard: Gaz-zon, you are under arrest for conspiracy against the Aztecalopes!
  • Gaz-zon:...What are you talking about?
  • Chief Talonhoof: "Because your an imposter! We don't have a high presit yet!"
  • Elder 1: "Wait, but, didn't he join yesterday-"
  • Talonhoof: "Yes, AS A JUNIOR APPRENDISE!?"
  • Elder 2: ".... Son of a bitch!? We were almost had! This was what Black Kat was trying to warn us about!?"
  • Elder 3: "Ok, bro, that was seriously rude!?"
  • Gaz-Zon: "No! I need this!? My sister was taken from me by apes?!"
  • Elder 1: "Sister?"
  • Gaz-zon: "I need this for Cynder!?"
  • Elders: "CYNDER!?"
  • Elder 1: "Wait a junking minute!? THE Dark Cynder? But's she's a dragon! (Scoff), for that to even remotely to make sense, you have to be...."
  • Dark Gazz: (Reveals himself) A DRAGON! You must listen! She's my sibling, and I want to reunite with her. I need this so I can gain the power to do the things that could bring her here. I need this!
  • Elder #1: Well, I'm sorry. After what had happened here, I don't think we should give it to you.
  • Chief Talonhoof: I'm sorry, Gaz-zon, you are coming with us! (The guards pin him down, and take him away)
  • Dark Gazz: LET ME GO! PLEASE, I NEED THIS! NOOO!!! (He is gone)
  • Black Kat: Whew! I did it!
  • Elder #1: Kat, we're sorry we didn't listen to you sooner. We're deeply in your gratitude. (Black Kat smiles in relief)

Reality

  • Black Kat: (Wakes from her trance)...I did it!
  • Master Solstice: Good work, Kat. I knew you could do it. Now, let's see if Victor can do the same. (They see Victor in the same trance)

Victor's Subconscious

  • A High Shcool Prom.
  • Victor: "..... Alchorse.... My old high shcool prom. The site where my old foe Leodonus attempted to humiliate me after I stood him up about discriminating those just for having questionable beliefs. And, my, questionably negitive reaction to it."
  • Victor saw his younger self on the stage, as a jerk-looking lion is about to dump red paint on him!
  • Victor: ".... Oh no."
  • The Lion dumped the paint on him, shocking everyone?!
  • A voice: "LOOK?! IT'S LEODONUS!?"
  • The Lion, Leodonus came down!
  • Leodonus: "HA! I got you good, you demon worshiping freak!? No one's gonna think your awesome now I got you good!?"
  • A voice: "Your still a jerk, Leo!"
  • Everyone: "YEAH!?"
  • Leodonus: "Seriously!? Your still standing by this, demon loving, loser, even when I got him good?! What is WRONG with you people!? Your suppose to laugh at him?!"
  • ???: "Leo, your being a baby!?"
  • A Female Python came.
  • Adult Victor: "Kelly....."
  • Kelly: "We may not fully appove of Victor's fasination, but that doesn't give ANYONE a right to bully him or torture him for it."
  • Everyone shouts in agreement and boos Leodonus!
  • Leodonus: "GOOO!? Oh, fuck it?! At least I thought it was funny! I still got you good, you demon worshiping freak!?"
  • Kelly: "Leo, why don't go back to your sad hole and stay there!?"
  • Leodonus punched Kelly!
  • Leodonus: "GO AHEAD, BITCH!? I DARE YA TO SASS ME AGAIN BITCH!?"
  • Teen Victor: "LEAVE HER ALONE, LEODONUS?!"
  • Leodonus: "Screw you dino-snore!?"
  • Leodonus gives Teen Victor the middle finger, the ultamate symbol of disrespect, and that finally done it!
  • Teen Victor: "YOUR DEAD MEAT, PUSSY CAT!?"
  • Teen Victor scrached Leodonus' middle finger off, causing the bully to turn coward!
  • Leodonus: "AGGGH?! MY LITTLE FINGER?! MY FINGER?!"
  • The Audience cheers for Victor!
  • A voice: "BITE HIM!?"
  • Everyone: "BITE, BITE, BITE, BITE!?"
  • The chant "Bite" is repeatingly heard.
  • Teen Victor grabs Leodonus' arm, and prepares to bite!
  • Adult Victor: Oh, no! This is what got me sent to juvenile hall for 6 months! That was dreadful! I've had to spend most of my time learning how to control my anger and fear until I discovered Equinox magic! I have to stop it!
  • (Mistress Eclipse): But you can't do it personally, Victor. You have to convince your past self without meeting him, or it's disqualification. I know it'll be hard, but you have to try.
  • Adult Victor: Think, think, think!...(Uses a magic disguise to turn himself into another Komodo Dragon with a similar suit, regal glasses, and a scar on his face) This disguise should do the trick! (Walks up into the audience)
  • Teen Victor: NOBODY TREATS MY FRIENDS LIKE VERMIN! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!
  • Leo: No! No, don't do it! Please don't poison me with that stuff! It's just nasty AND painful!...Not that I've experienced it before, but I've heard it's painful.
  • Teen Victor: Well, too bad. You've gone too far with what you just did. I'm ending this right--
  • ???: SON! (Adult Victor in his disguise appears)
  • Teen Victor: Dad? Wha-what are you doing here?
  • Adult Victor: I was just talking with the Principal about how you were about to be humiliated, and I'm glad I noticed you were about to poison this kid!
  • Teen Victor: But, but he was mean to my friends.
  • Adult Victor: Does that mean you should kill him? You know what I said to you about using that poisonous bite only as self-defense, and NOT for personal vengeance. You could've been arrested for nearly committing a murder!
  • Teen Victor: Dad, I...uh...I'm sorry.
  • Leo: Oh, that's cute! The small fry is getting lectured by his father! Never knew you were such a rebel.
  • Teen Victor: I AM NOT!!!
  • Leo: Well, it's a good thing I'm alive, huh? (Chuckles) You're a hand-be-down demon-lover! But I'm sure my father will hate how you cut off my finger. Your family will sue you up the ass! You'll be ruined so hard, not even your precious father can save you, so IN YOUR FACE!
  • Adult Victor: HEY! No one talks to my son like that. I'll have you know that I am a superior owner of a billion-dollar company that has over a hundred lawyers that will ensure that YOU will lose the trial. Plus, if you even THINK about suing us, we'll countersue for EVERYTHING your family owns. Won't be easy living without a home, will it?
  • Kelly: (To Teen Victor) Your father works at a billion-dollar company?
  • Teen Victor: Yeah, he's the CFO of the insurance company down the street. I forgot to tell you about it.
  • Leo:...Uh...(Gulps)...Okay, uh, I won't mess with your son anymore.
  • Adult Victor: You'd better not, otherwise you'll lose EVERYTHING. Got that?
  • Leo: Yeah, anything you say. (Leaves)
  • Teen Victor:...Thanks, Dad!
  • Adult Victor:...(Sighs) Son, we need to talk.

Later...

  • Adult Victor: Son, what did you think you were doing out there? Trying to commit a murder?
  • Teen Victor: Dad, I'm sorry.
  • Adult Victor: You have any idea what could have happened if you were to have bitten that kid? You could've been in big trouble. I could've lost my job.
  • Teen Victor: "I can't help it!? Leo always picks on me for-"
  • Adult Victor: "Your darkspawn fascination?"
  • Teen Victor: "He keeps calling me a worshipper for it! I am not worshipping them, I am just.... Curious about how they funtion, how they work. I felt that if we understood that, maybe we can better avoid their tricks if we knew them better. People are just too afraid to even just hear a word about them!"
  • Adult Victor: "That's just a mortal's naterol perference to avoid things of such controversey. Many are happy if they don't know too much about such things, and people who do, don't tend to work out for the better."
  • Teen Victor: "But I'm different! I studied everything on what they're capable of! Knowledge would be a power that can be used against them!"
  • Adult Victor: "And believe me, as you told me time and time again, they are strong points. People are just, afraid of what they don't understand. Darkspawn are not creatures universely known to have fans.... Outside of cult fanactics. Son, you know my feelings about it are, neutrol, and your mother is always about letting you choose your own desteny, but, as you know, anger is what enable demons like darkspawn to have a control over people. And your letting an idiot like that young lion make you easy for them to control. You wrote at least ten books about that."
  • Teen Victor: I know. But I guess it's a good thing Leo will think twice before messing with me now.
  • Adult Victor: Yes, but I want you to promise me you'll never use your bite on any other bully again. You know how difficult it is to cure.
  • Teen Victor: I promise, dad! (They both hug)

Reality

  • Victor: (Wakes up from his trance)...Well, that was easy. But...what about my young self's father? Won't he get suspicious?
  • Mistress Eclipse: It doesn't matter, it was all in your mind. This was just a test to prove your worth. And I can honestly say that you passed with flying colors.
  • Master Solstice: Well, you guys have proven us enough that you have the potential to go through this ritual, because again, it requires focus, coordination, and exact timing. These kinds of rituals are so difficult, even masters have trouble from time to time. In fact, the possibilities of a successful ritual like this has been 2/3, not all of these kinds of rituals have been known to work.
  • Black Kat: How long will it take for the ritual to work if it's done correctly?
  • Master Solstice: The common span of the ritual is over 3 minutes long. 45 seconds is how long it takes to initiate the ritual, and the rest is how long it takes for it to cure the person that needs it.
  • Black Kat: Can you be sure that this one will work?
  • Master Solstice: I may not full predictability of the future, but I can promise you that it will work.
  • Mistress Eclipse: But we can't guarantee that it might not work, because it will at first look like it won't work. You might tell because the corrupted soul will constantly be moving and refusing to enter the circle. That's why you need to do whatever you can to restrain her.
  • Victor: She has a point. She will be moving around.
  • Black Kat: Will it work when she's unconscious?
  • Mistress Eclipse: No. While the ritual may knock her out, she has to stay awake when the ritual begins, otherwise the spell can't get into her unconscious mind. You have to get her in that spot when she's still conscious.
  • Black Kat: Okay. I'm sure the Lodgers will handle that. How do we begin?
  • Master Solstice: Well, as you might know, each Equinox Temple has a room meant for training just in case some have to practice as if they were actually doing the ritual. As I've said before, the ritual requires immobility from all who experience it, so they have to form a complete circle over the corrupted soul.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Indeed. Your corrupted friend has to somehow get into the middle of the circle in order for the spell to work, and she has to do it at the EXACT moment the spell is initiated, and again, you have 45 seconds by the time the ritual begins. If you do it too early, she'll start getting suspicious. If you do it too late, she'll be motivated not to get in the middle.
  • Black Kat: I always hated accurately doing a mission.
  • Master Solstice: As did we. But I'm afraid that's how it works. You're gonna have to do it.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Black Kat, you must inform the Shell Lodgers and the others of how the ritual works so they can help lead your corrupted friend here on time.
  • Black Kat: Well, I'd be lying if I said the Shell Lodgers were perfect on their missions, so I hope they're the best we've got on leading Twilight to the middle of the room. By the way, where is the room?
  • Master Solstice: Over there, behind that door. (They enter through the door, and see that the room is chrome (Like the future in the SpongeBob SB-129 episode, surrounded by blue diamonds engraved on the walls, and the floor is shiny-blue, and has a white concentric circle drawn on it, and 12 small circle line the circle to mark the location of the students, and the center circle is red)
  • Victor: Wow! This room looks pretty. I've seen Ritual Training Rooms before, but not like this.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Our architects and construction workers have a sense of art. And the looks really match the effectiveness of a successful Equinox Hyperpsychosia Ritual. Now, before we get started on the plan, I should ask: do you know the basics of this rituals?
  • Victor: I read them in books a lot. They say that the masters have to place themselves in a surrounding alignment around the circle, like in a square, a pentagon, a hexagon, or an octagon, all depending upon how many masters there are. Then they have to spread their legs a bit wide, heads facing the target or wherever it should stand, and place their arms in front of them straight because that's where the energy will be coming out.
  • Master Solstice: Correct. Is it too much for any of you to handle? Just asking.
  • Victor: It is not.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Excellent. We all know that since there's 4 of us, we must form a square when entering the circle.
  • Black Kat: So I guess we're all set, then?
  • Master Solstice: If you're prepared, yes.
  • Black Kat: Great. I'm off. (Teleports away)
  • Victor:...So what do we do while we're waiting?
  • Master Solstice: Well...we could play 20 Questions.
  • Victor:...Good enough for me. I'll go first, you two guess who I'm thinking about.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Is it a man?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Master Solstice: Is he human?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Is he dead?
  • Victor: No.
  • Master Solstice: Is he a producer or an actor?
  • Victor: Both.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Is he famous?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Master Solstice: Is he REALLY famous?
  • Victor: No.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Is he still working today?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Master Solstice: Does he do comedy?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Does he do R-rated comedy?
  • Victor: 50/50.
  • Master Solstice: Does he do cartoons?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Was he born in America?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Master Solstice: Has he been on Monty Python?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Mistress Eclipse: Is he on Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
  • Victor: Yes.
  • Master Solstice: Is it Seth Green?
  • Victor: YES!

Chapter 6: Darkmare Sparkle

Meanwhile...

  • Celestia: (She slams into the ground, punching a big crater inside, and Twilight flies to the ground, and is now a much darker pony, with black magic eyes, a darker body, and a menacing look)...Twilight?
  • ?Twilight?: "Twilight is but a memory."
  • Suddenly, she transformed into a Nightmare Moon recolor in the colors of this.
  • ?Twilight?: "I, am Equestia's new, all powerful, amoral protacter. Darkmare Sparkle."
  • Celestia: "Twilight..... What is happening to you?"
  • Darkmare: "You happened. I looked up to you. I practicly worshipped you. I gave up countless moments of childhood for you. Only to find out, I was but another piece of your endless game of stragity against serious threats!? My true potaionional has awoke. I am now, a TRUE Alicorn god. I will bring down the fallen false gods.... Starting, with you."
  • Celestia: ".... Is this, what it was about? You.... Couldn't stand that, in your mind, I just saw you as another piece of a demented game? I respect you didn't, cannot, and will never stand, my methods behind this, "madness", and I will never blame you for such. But please understand. Tirek was not someone to be fought conventually. If you tried to stop with without the elements, he would've sucked away your powers and become powerful."
  • Darkmare: "It still didn't gave you the right to trust DISCORD instead!? You endangered his friendship, his already fragle credibility, possably his life if Tirek was only abit more murderious!? And for what? All this, was based on a lucky hunch, that we resived the ability to use the elements without the jewels. You should've included me into it! I would've offered many stragies that could've worked fine! Even, a comrpomised verson of, "Discord's Betrayal", instead of as it was?! You didn't trust me to support you in such a thing! I brought back your sister, for devine's sake!? That should've AT LEAST earned me a spot in those kind of plans?!"
  • Celestia: "..... And your right.... I should've included you in those things. I had some nerve to suddenly ignor your accomplesements, in faver of another stupid plan! Even if it worked out for the better, I'll always hate ever making it! I promise I'll never be quick to do something like the Tirek plan again unless all other opitions are exhausted."
  • Darkmare: "...... That's the problem..... (Brings out a magic created sythe) I don't know, if you'll EVER, be trusted again. I stood up for you when Spyro was gonna turn on you for a fabication of that idiot pirate Taiklar?! I should've seen your fib on him as a sign for something like this."
  • Celestia: "Twilight, please! Think about Spike!? Think about Galiax.... Think about Twinkle......"
  • Darkmare: "......... Twinkle..........."
  • Silence.....
  • Darkmare got angerier!?
  • Darkmare: "HOW DARE YOU BRING TWINKLE INTO THIS?!"
  • Darkmare prepares to execute Celestia with the Sythe!
  • Discord: (Teleports Celestia out of the scythe's path, and is teleported to safety with Discord, the Shell Lodgers, and the others) Whoa, we can't have THAT, can we?
  • Applejack: WHOA, WHAT THE HECK?!? Guys, what happened?
  • Luna: I don't know, but I think I'm gonna take a wild guess that the corruption is getting worse. Twilight's become a terrible Alicorn of evil like... Who I used to be.
  • Darkmare: HOW DARE YOU IMBECILES INTERFERE WITH MY BATTLE?!? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR EQUESTRIA?!?
  • Discord: Why are we relying on these birds to help us? I'll cure her with my powers as easily as a snap of a finger! (Snaps, but the spell has no effect)...Oops, forgot she has occlumency.
  • Darkmare: "Everything has went wrong thanks to you!? YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED STONE!?"
  • Darkmare charged!
  • Discord: "OH, SHIT?!"
  • Discord and Twilight comence to flight and fight!
  • Fluttershy: DISCORD, NO!!!
  • ???: Let them go, Fluttershy! (Black Kat teleports there) Because he's distracting her enough for us to make a plan.
  • Lord Shen: Kat! How was the Spar test?
  • Black Kat: It was pretty short, but we got it done with time to spare. The 2 masters have told me and Victor that the ritual needed to cure Twilight needs to be precise, so our best hope of doing that is to lure Twilight to a circular room in the middle where me and the others will begin the ritual. They said we have only 45 seconds to get Twilight there on time for the spell to work.
  • Boss Wolf: You mean we have to lure Twilight to the Temple room ON TIME?!?
  • Black Kat: Yes. I know precise coordination isn't in your library, but it's our only shot at getting Twilight back to normal. So, does anyone have any ideas on how to do it? Make it quick, too!
  • Icky: "................"
  • Everyone else: "......"
  • Discord's voice: "CARE TO SPEED IT UP!?"
  • Discord cartoonishly dodges every zap from Darkmare!
  • Black Kat:...Alright, I'll make a plan. (Magically takes the appearance as a general) Alright, maggots, here's how it's gonna go down! (Magically creates a map of the entire area including the one they are in, and the Temple) We're right HERE, and the Temple is over there! We--
  • Icky: Okay, what if Twilight hears us?
  • Black Kat:...(Sighs, and teleports them away to the Temple)

Temple Front Yard

  • Black Kat: (They are teleported there, and Kat sighs in aggravation)...Alright! NOW, we're right HERE, and the Temple is...right behind us. Our plan won't be easy as the last few missions we've done, but it'll be just as effective. Here's Twilight's location. We need to take turns distracting her. We have to aggravate her enough for us to get her to chase Spyro to this exact room in the Temple. That's where me and the Equinox masters will be waiting. We have to make sure she hits the exact middle. Once I give the signal that we're preparing the ritual, Spyro will begin luring Twilight to the Temple. Once we have her lock, stock, and barrel...CHECKMATE!
  • Icky: "Just one thing though."
  • Black Kat (Annoyed): "What?!"
  • Icky: "That!"
  • They see a mystical ball of engry corralling torword the temple!
  • Max: "Uh-oh! Major pain alert!"
  • The Ball crashes into them like bowling pins!
  • STRIKE!?
  • The ball was reveiled to be Darkmare and Discord trapped in a constricted struggle!
  • Black Kat: "....... Or just that."
  • Darkmare attempts to zap Discord, but Discord holds Darkmare's head up, as she zaps at the shrine looking area, and it EXPLODED?!
  • Black Kat: "THE RITUAL SHRINE?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "..... That wasn't, important, was it?"
  • Black Kat: "WITHOUT IT, THERE'S GONNA BE NO RITUAL!?"
  • Icky: "............. FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-?!"
  • Gilda slaps Icky!
  • Pinkie: "SO THAT'S IT?! Twilight's doomed to be a meanie bo beanie forever!?"
  • Applejack: "Then.... That means..... The elements of harmony.... Are done for."
  • Rarity: "EQUESTIA'S DOOMED?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THIS HARDWORK FOR NOTHING?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Twilight.... No......."
  • Midnight: "Cousin......."
  • Discord finally slips away from Darkmare's grip!
  • Darkmare: "COME BACK HERE, YOU FOOL!?"
  • Discord: "Now, now, now, can we talk about this?"
  • Darkmare continues trying to zap Discord!
  • Discord: "Lazers do NOT could as talking!?"
  • Discord ducked when another was fired!
  • Darkmare: "HOLD STILL!?"
  • Discord: "What, are you a method artist?"
  • Darkmare growled in annoyence!?
  • Darkmare charged!
  • Discord turned into a matador!
  • Discord: "TORO?!"
  • Darkmare Charged, as Discord matadored her into a wall!
  • BLAM!?
  • An Alicorn shaped hole is seen!
  • Discord: "OLE?!"
  • A BLAST IS SEEN ON THE BUILDING!?
  • Darkmare stood enraged!
  • Darkmare: "ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPIDITY!?"
  • Discord: "You know, it was not very nice of you to blow up a random building!"
  • Darkmare charged as Discord matadored her into a pool!
  • SLASH!
  • Darkmare growled!
  • Discord made a run for it!
  • Darkmare followed suit!
  • Icky: "Ok, now what?"
  • Black Kat: "I don't know! The ritual's the best shot we had!? We don't have another way to cleanse out this corruption!?"
  • Applejack: "....... There's still ONE way."
  • Icky: "What?"
  • Applejack: "..... We have to use the elements of Harmony!"
  • Rarity: "Without Twilight?!"
  • Lightning: "But it'll fall flat on it's face!"
  • Applejack: "But we got to try! It's either that, or we lose Twilight as we know her!"
  • Black Kat: "Even then, without balenceo, Twily will eventally get this way again from ANOTHER bad enough scenario. We're in a hopeless situation!"
  • ???: "There's another way."
  • Victor and the Master and Mistress appeared.
  • Victor: "We found that teh ritual shrine has been.... Momentarly unable to be of service. In that case, we are forced to do, one, drastic opition...... The Equinox Rebirth."
  • Black Kat: "(GASPS!) But, to do that, we would have to..... Kill Twilight by turning her old, then put her body into the Equinox Phonex water!"
  • Victor: "I'm sorry, but considering our situation, there's no better opitions!"
  • Pinkie: "But we can't kill Twilight!"
  • Victor: "(Sighs), I am not thrilled with the desition as well, but, opitions have run dried. It's not like the corruption can be, sucked out like it's dust with a vaccum!"
  • Icky: "Well why don't we just get rid of the Equinox magic instead?"
  • Victor: "It's a grave impossability."
  • Boss Wolf: "THEN WE'RE ALL FUCKED?!"
  • A great battle later, Discord is servely over-wealmed.
  • Darkmare: "Finally....... I got you, RIGHT, where I want you...... And this time, nothing will save ANY OF YOU!?"
  • Discord: "...... Ok, fine.... You win..... You wanna go around, become an empress of evil, we won't stop you."
  • Darkmare: "EVIL?! NO?! CELESTIA'S THE EVIL ONE?! SHE'S A MENTALLY DISTERBED LIER?!"
  • ???: "HEY, SPRINKLE!?"
  • ???: "It's Sparkle, your highness."
  • Darkmare turns to see Qui and her assusiates.
  • Darkmare: "You!?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Yeah, me! Ordenarly, I would already be on my way to make a plan on my new goal of getting rid of the lougers, but, the professor strongly, and painfully, insisted that, I wasn't done yet with this mess."
  • Darkmare: "What're you talking about?! You did this to unite the villain teams?!"
  • Celisus: "Thanks to the Professor and these appearent morality rules, it blew up in out faces! Not even "media trolls" as they been called want anything to do with us!"
  • Narcotic: "So, we gave up."
  • Darkmare: "....... Seriously? Your being serious, right?"
  • Darkness Qui: "Trust me, unless today is the "Garboon Idiot" day on your worlds, I am as serious as the incarnation of seriousness."
  • Narcotic: "In fact, we're so serious even the-"
  • Celisus: "NO! NOT, THAT AGAIN!?"
  • Darkmare: "Surrendered or not, it doesn't changed your fates!? You brought choas and misery to Equestia!? And now, you, must, pay!"
  • Qui's group gulp.
  • Darkmare: "...... (In Twilight's normal voice) By having-"
  • ?Darkmare? casts the moustases on Qui, Celisus, Narcotic, and QP!
  • ?Darkmare?: "Moustases!"
  • Everyone: "WHAT?!"
  • Discord: "..... What a twist!"
  • ???: "Well done, Twilight Sparkle."
  • Heavnslight and Nightus appeared.
  • Nightus: "All according to plan."
  • Heavenslight: "And that's how one deals with those who dare get our daughter in trouble just for the sake of petty revenge."
  • Icky: "...... DID I MISS SOMETHING!?"
  • Victor: ".... Everyone..... Consider this.... A little Celestia-Eqse Conspiracty of our own."
  • Black Kat: "See? We can pull dumb shit like this too."
  • Spyro: ".... HOLY, SHIT, YOU TWO WERE IN ON THIS?! WHAT ABOUT THE EQUINOX BIRDS!?"
  • They turn into Desteny the Changeling and A random good Changeling.
  • Desteny: "Seriously? You fell for that? I thought it wasn't gonna work."
  • Lord Shen: "SO THAT BALENCEO STUFF WAS A LIE!?"
  • Black Kat: "Not exactly. I already LONG gave Twilight Balenceo in the Equinox ruins in Ham-Dam sometime after the Blot pirate mess. What kind of teacher would I be if I didn't do THAT? Not a very good one."
  • Icky: "HEY?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
  • ?Darkmare? turned back into normal Twilight.
  • Twilight: "I have to be honest. Nightus and Heavenslight LONG predicted Qui was gonna do this. In fact, they told me when I left the Human world. Yes, I was hurt to discover that Celestia did this, but I knew better then to go "DARKMARE" on everyone! So, they desided that we, along with Victor, Black Kat, and even Desteny's changelings to do a conspiracty to not only teach Qui a lesson, but also keep Equestia from being ruined by Pred and Shineflare. It was simple."

Flashback.

  • (Twilight): "Nightus granted me false corruption to make it look like I was actselly supporting the madness."
  • (Heavenslight): "Then I convinced the High Council, The Galactic Federation, and everyone else to go along with this so it would be convincing. I was, relucent giving the Federation permission to physically arrest my daughters, but it was for the sake of convince."
  • (Nightus): "I had the hard job to convince Eagle-Beak to reach his moral centar to realise Qui is using a too dangerious plan, to get him to make the villain teams consider the same thing."
  • (Twilight): "To make Pred and Shineflare happy, I have to open up consintraction camps and prisons for the mythic community, but I promise it was more for their protaction as it is to keep Shiney and Pred happy."
  • (Heavenslight): "Twilight is an impressive master of changing her eye-color, and even her appearence. She's quite a good acter too."
  • (Nightus): "The hardest part, was convincing Twilight's friends to play along as well, and get them to keep a secret."
  • (Twilight): "In fact, even Candence, Shining, and the reformed villains are in on it. Why else did the rebelion SUDDENLY attacked the reforming monistary? It was one of Dr. Wazabi's holograms."
  • (Heavenslight): "Afterwords, it was time to let Pred in on the secret. Natrolly, he reacted negitively. Fortunatly, we convinced him to do it for Fluttershy, considering he felt awful straight up saying no to her after she begged."
  • (Nightus): "We even included Taiku, his Magic Universeity friends, and the bareors of the lost elements just for good measure, figuring this will concern them in some way. Afterwords, when the big battle happened, we informed Shineflare the truth.... Yes, she did threw a hissy fit she was had, but my wife and I were able to remind her of her place, and warned her not to be quick with these rebelions ever again."
  • (Twilight): "And finally, the biggest one of them all, the creation of the "Equinox Temple", curisty of Black Kat's photographic memory of the exact same ruins in Ham-Dam. I, am kinda sorry her hard work had to be, damaged alittle bit."
  • (Heavenslight): "Her changing into A nightmare moon clone was, kinda my idea."
  • (Nightus): "I gave her the suggestion for the Sythe. Don't worry, it was another speical hologram of Wazabi's. It wouldn't of actually hurt Celestia."
  • (Twilight): "Though, I'm sorry if I had to hurt Celestia and Discord.... It was so it was convincing."

Reality.

  • Twilight: "It was also to teach Celestia to NOT be so quick to gamble everything and everyone impourent to her over a hunch, even if it was a spot on one. I know I feel like a hypocrite when I was saying how AWFUL conspiracties are, and I still believe that, and this will be the ONLY time I do one unless SERIOUSLY nessersary. I won't blame any of you to be mad at me and those involved."
  • Icky: "....... AW, TWILY, YOU CLEVER LITTLE SCAMP!"
  • Discord: "Touche, Sparkle. Well played."
  • Trixie: "..... Clever girl."
  • Spongebob: "Wow....."
  • Lord Shen: "(LAUGHS), So THAT's where Celestia inherited her sneakiness from!"
  • Luna: "(Smiles), You really are my sister's protosay, Sparkle."
  • Chi-Fu: "YOU MEAN I WAS ALMOST RAPED BY A CHIMERA FOR NOTHING!?"
  • Silence.
  • Chi-Fu cleared his throat.
  • Chi-Fu: "I mean..... Well played, princess."
  • Celestia: "........ You have done well Twilight...."
  • Celisus: "ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS!? SPARKLE COMMITED A CONSPIRACTY, AND YOUR PRASING IT?!"
  • Squidward: "Look, we know two wrongs don't ALWAYS make a right...."
  • Icky: "But sometimes it's AWESOME to beat villains at their own game!"
  • Po: "But why weren't we in on it? It's not like one of us will blurt it out or...."
  • Silence.
  • Po: "Wait..... Oh yeah.... I see now."
  • Heavenslight: "Now that it's settled, Qui, I would like to see the return of the sensitive infomation!"
  • Qui begrudingly gives it up.
  • Darkness Qui: "WHATEVER! ALL IT MEANS THAT YOU ALL ARE NOTHING BUT ASSHOLES?! ESPEICALLY YOU?! (POINTS TO CELESTIA) YOUR THE BIGGEST ONE OF THEM ALL, AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS!?"
  • Silence.

Chapter 7: Celestia's Immortality Dissipates Again

  • Celestia: ".... Qui, please..... I'm sorry if you didn't responded well to me trying to warn you about uniting the villain teams, I-"
  • Celestia starts weakening!
  • Qui gasped!
  • Darkness Qui: "Did..... Did you......"
  • Celestia: "(Coughs), Qui, please.... I know you'll still have a problem with me no matter what, but please.... I would like to have your mercy and forgiveness on my one rudeness to you! I... I only wanted to consult with your better judgement."
  • Qui: "I, but, I, duh! You mean..... THAT MORALITY SICKNESS SHIT IS REAL?!....... Athests are gonna have a field day with this!"
  • Cynder: "Remember what the Professor and the other villains warned you, Qui. Celestia dies, so will your crediability to them. You'll be blacklisted by the High Council, and be declaired a complete monster."
  • Taiku: "And trust us babe. Villains like that, don't tend to be.... Breathing for too long."
  • Black Kat: "Heroes of all kinds will be dedicated to hunt you down and end you. Even villains would want to destroy you just out of spite."
  • Cynder: "So, choose, wisely."
  • Darkness Qui started to sweat, as the echos of the Villain Team Leaders, Tele-Visor, and Eagle-Beak's words are heard.
  • Darkness Qui: NO! I won't allow it! I'll help you heal her.
  • Cynder: For once, I'm proud of you, Qui.
  • Lord Shen: Celestia, please tell me this sickness isn't as severe as the last one.
  • Celestia: (Coughs, and faints)...
  • Lord Shen:... Celestia?... CELESTIA!!!
  • Luna: Sister, say something! Are you okay? (Celestia doesn't respond, and Kowalski checks her pulse)
  • Kowlaksi: She's still alive. But I fear she won't be for long. We have to give her treatment.
  • Twilight: Well, I guess the obvious way to save her is to think of what happened the last time she had this illness. Griff and Gob just felt bad for her, apologized, and... Well, I guess that's what cured her.
  • Icky: Well, if just apologizing is all that's needed, let's get through with it.
  • Twilight:... Celestia, I hope you can forgive me for giving you a hard time. I'm sorry.... (Celestia is still unconscious)
  • Iago: Okay, what gives?
  • Twilight: I'm probably not the one who caused all this. We're gonna have to make the one responsible apologize. (Everyone looks at Qui)
  • Darkness Qui:... What's everyone staring at me for?... Oh, crap!
  • Narcotic: Your grace, I think they want you to apologize.
  • Darkness Qui: Okay, that's going to make me look like a disgrace to evil. Not to mention a laughing stock to the other villain teams.
  • Icky: Will you really risk your goals for that?
  • Darkness Qui:... Okay, look, I'm a villain. Villains aren't that nice. We can't even bring ourselves to apologize in front of a hero.
  • Iago: Just do it, you big weenie!
  • Darkness Qui: OKAY, I'M SORRY!!! There, is that good enough?
  • Twilight: You have to make it sound like you mean it. Just yelling it won't do the trick. You have to say it like you care.
  • Darkness Qui: What do I have to care for?
  • Banzai: Uh, your reputation, duh!
  • Darkness Qui: Alright! I'll make it look convincing!... I'm sorry. (It doesn't work)... OH, WHAT NOW?!?
  • Twilight: You're not showing enough emotion, Qui. It needs feeling. It works well enough if you're sad or guilty.
  • Darkness Qui:... I'm sorry- OH, I CAN'T DO IT! I'm just too angry to feel something deep! I'd have to be sad or compassionate to do it.
  • Skipper: Think of the saddest thing that's EVER happened to you... If this one isn't the same.
  • Darkness Qui: That kind of thing takes time, you idiot! I'm just too angry at you bastards to-
  • Discord: OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE! YOU'RE SUCH A COLD-HEARTED WEENIE! No wonder you always fail, you're so heartless and too self-determined, you even become a shy, and timid BITCH!!! Seeing how so many times you fail in your missions here, it's no WONDER your parents are dead. You probably weren't there for them when they were threatened. Well, what a surprise! You're not responsible enough to keep a close eye on your parents when they're in trouble, so I guess you weren't qualified to be part of the Villains Act in the first place, because you're a WEENIE! WEENIE, WEENIE, WEENIE!!!
  • Darkness Qui:... (Everyone is in shock of what Discord had just said, and Darkness Qui actually starts crying)
  • Discord: Piece of cake!
  • Darkness Qui: Okay, the mixed freak is right! I blamed myself for the deaths of my parents! If I hadn't been there for them, I would NEVER have done the things that got me in the Villains Act. That's why I don't have a moral center, because I'm afraid that I might wind up being too irresponsible that some crap will happen! The death of my parents WAS ALL MY FAULT! (Sobs) I'm sorry! (Sobs) Please forgive me! (Celestia slowly starts to heal, and after a while, she gets back to normal)

Chapter 8: The Sun Princess saved.

  • Celestia: It's not so bad, Qui. You're just misunderstood.
  • Twilight: IT WORKED!!!... Sorta.
  • Discord: Had to do something to get her to cry her eyes out.
  • Darkness Qui: Oh, shut up! You may've got your friend healed, but you've also hurt my pride! You made me look like a big dumb weenie, and therefore, villains will start laughing their guts off at me after hearing this.
  • Rainbow Dash: Whoa, lady, we didn't mean that!
  • Darkness Qui: 'Lady'?
  • Narcotic/Celsius: Uh-oh!
  • Darkness Qui: (Grabs Rainbow Dash) I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT A LADY, I AM A MISTRESS!!! I'D SMACK YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU WERE ALONE!
  • Icky: Hey, we're at least grateful of you for pussing out on your plan. (Shenzi smacks him) OW!
  • Darkness Qui: PUSSING OUT?!? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!? YOU BASTARDS THINK I'M A PUSSY?!? I AM NOT!
  • Donkey: Well, you sure are actin' like one.
  • Shrek: Donkey!
  • Darkness Qui: OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY MAKING ME MAD! I'LL MAKE YOU ALL PAY FOR THIS! YOU'LL SEE! (She teleports herself and her minions away)
  • Cynder: "Discord, where did you learn about-"
  • Discord: "Sorry, other then that I'll admit that I'd learnt it from Equestian Idol when I had briefly attempted to stop Qui, series restrictions from the producers forbid me to explain more."
  • Cynder: "..... Darn."
  • Icky: "Well, Qui hates us again.... Now what?"
  • Lord Shen: "I know not of what to do next."
  • Nightus: "Don't worry.... Harmony will preveil in the hearts of the citizens of Equestia. This situation will soon be all but a memory in the harmonic hearts of Equestians and Non-Equestians alike."
  • Icky: "Ya sure?"

Later.

  • Ponies cheered!?
  • Icky: ".... Hey, I been wrong before."
  • Iago: "Yeah, it's pretty amazing how powerful Harmony is to these ponies."
  • Pred and the Sisters see the celbration unfold.
  • Pred: "Come girls..... We don't belong here, now that we lost the love of Fluttershy....."
  • ???: "Wait....."
  • Pred and the sisters see Fluttershy with a heart-warming gift.
  • Axe-Rella: "..... You..... Forgived us?"
  • Chain: "Well she wouldn't be a very good element of harmony of kindness if she held grudges."
  • Sharp-Pay: "..... Fluttershy.... Thanks."
  • Fluttershy: "I can't stay mad at you guys for being over-emotional."
  • Fluttershy and the sisters hugged.
  • Pred gave a small smile.

Meanwhile.

  • Shineflare is cleaning the royal toilet.
  • Shineflare: "I can't believe that while Glitterhair takes my position again for a few weeks while I clean toilets, just for causing a bloodless rebelion!"
  • Nightus: "Less complaining, more scrubbing."
  • Shineflare: "But it still isn't fair!?"
  • Nightus: "I'm sorry Shineflare, but you had to be disaplined for trying to rebel on my daughter after giving in to a villain's deception. I promise the weeks will go quickly."
  • Shineflare: "Not, quick, enough for me."
  • Nightus: "Are you just saying that cause what you thought was Twilight favering your ideals was just part of a complincated plan to keep Equestia from falling apart?"
  • Shineflare: "Abit."
  • Nightus: "And cause of the consintraction camps are being abolished?"
  • Shineflare: "Alot."
  • Nightus: "And because Equestians are more forgiving now to BOTH my daughter's and Twilight's conspiriacty?"
  • Shineflare: "Severely."
  • Nightus: "Then you seriously need these few weeks off. Nothing sooths the mind more then some few weeks away from office."
  • Shineflare: "Next punishment, if ever, can it NOT be toilets?"
  • Nightus: "Don't worry, this will only be the first week. The next following will concern equily more stronger labors."
  • Shineflare: "...... Poopie."

Epilogue

Qui's Pyramid.

  • TV: "Welcome to WACKY VILLAIN EMBARISMENT OF THE WEEK VIDEOS ON THE VILLAINS CHANNEL!? Today's clip, concerns the newfound embarisment where Qui ACTSELLY apologies for exposing a High Council conspiracty!?"
  • The Video plays.
  • Darkness Qui: "WHO DID THIS!? WHO THE HELL DID THIS!?"
  • TV: "The clip was brought to you by, an anonamus shorse."
  • Darkness Qui: "WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT?! WAS IT YOU, CELISUS?!"
  • Celisus: "Wait wait wait! It wasn't me!?"
  • Narcotic: "Come now, do you really think Celisus is capable of this sort of thing?"
  • Celisus: "WHAT?!"
  • Narcotic: "I mean, he can BARELY operate a VCR, much less something of THIS tecnical exbertise."
  • Celisus: "Narcotic..."
  • Narcotic: "He couldn't even set up his own World of Warcraft account! He had to connact Blizzard help support 7990 times! In ten languises!"
  • Celisus: "NARCOTIC!?"
  • Narcotic: "Why, I heard from a reliable shorse that Celisus is SO stupid, that when he shakes his head, you can hear the ocean!"
  • Celisus: "ENOUGH?! Listen here, Peabrain!? The Phrase is, "When he shakes his head, you can hear rattleing". And even though I DIDN'T DO IT, I could TOTALLY PULL THIS OFF?!"
  • Narcotic: "Really?"
  • Celisus: "REALLY REALLY?!"
  • Narcotic: "Then where would you film this?"
  • Celisus: "HA?! EASY! I would program QP to record the WHOLE inosdent while it happened!"
  • Narcotic: "How would you downloaded the footage?"
  • Celisus: "I have a triple H VA card for such an oocasion. And before you ask, I would've edited the MOST EMBARRISING MOMENTS togather in a loop, and use soundbites from TV shows to enhance the hi-larity!"
  • Narcotic: "Wow Celisus. That's well thought. I'm sorry I ever doubted you."
  • Celisus: "HA! Let that be a lesson to you! Underestimate me, and... (Sees Qui steaming mad.) And.... And I get the feeling all of that was entirely the wrong thing to say."
  • Darkness Qui roared!?
  • Celisus: "GROOOOOOOOOOCK?!"
  • Celisus runs as Qui chases him!
  • QP: "..... It was you, huh?
  • Narcotic: "Yep."
  • QP: "Not bad for an idiot."
  • Narcotic: "Thanks."

Berk.

  • A Peaceful village is seen.
  • A Fisherman sleeps while he fish.
  • A Shadow looms over him.
  • The Fishermen looks up.
  • Fisherman: "(GASPS), IT'S, IT'S, HEARTLESS?!"
  • The Silluetted monster roars as it moves to the Fisherman!
  • A SCREAM WAS ECHOED!?
  • A BLAST IS SEEN!?
  • MORE BLASTS AND SCREAMS ARE HEARD, as the camera pans to two silluetted figures.
  • The Figures laughed evily, as the laugh then echoed.

Fin?

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