Ever since the Mane Six published their friendship lessons and lead to a crazy uproar among readers, they've started seeing more in them. Alchourse, the Lougers had to come in and make the fans pay MUCH more attention to what the Mane 6 tried to say, but otherwise, the fandom certainly gotten more humbled. There are more flirts among Fluttershy, the Rainbow Dash Club got overfilled, Applejack's family started getting more social, Pinkie is getting more invites, Rarity is getting donations for her work, and Twilight and Starlight are getting a cult following. Though the Mane Six and Lodgers are not that concerned as it could be more beneficial than before, they bring up something they hadn't thought of before: What if the Lougers shared their own adventures in book form? Shen and Chi Fu had reveiled they were writing a novel collaboration of Chi Fu's chroniclisation of the Lougers exploits that with Merlin's magic can update on the lastest adventure that holds from the very beginning to the end of the last adventure. A magic episodic book is a perfect way to reel in more fans, make a book with a new story people can be excited for, and resolve a convinent budget issue after helping Gazelle with a VERY pricy fundraiser from Zootopia. With Starlights help, the newfound Louge Novel has been unvailed to the public. The novel becomes a hit, but aside from them being scolded for their mistakes like being too good as heroes, using magic and Gazelle to solve all their problems like a plot device, calling out many of them for bad acts like Shifu's backlash against Fidget, among other complaints, there is one slight and very concerning downside: They forgot to remove references to impourent secrets and weaknesses from the books and could run the risk of those books perhaps ending up in villain procession! So now the Lougers and the Mane 7 engage in the biggest recall quest of the too reveiling novels before undesireables can learn them. How will this ultamately end?


Facing Criticism


  • Icky:... WOW! These things are selling by the truckloads!
  • Iago: YEAH! This was the best idea since underwear!
  • Icky:... Really, dude? Much of us don't even WEAR pants!
  • Iago: Nevertheless! I can say this is gonna get us so much more praise than e-
  • ???: THIS, IS, SO, UNREALISTIC!!! (The two were shocked)
  • Swan Reader: I mean, they win so easily, how the hell are we supposed to take them seriously as heroes?
  • Crane Reader: I know! They make interdimensional villains look lame and foolish? They expect me to believe that?
  • Horse Reader: These guys are not as famous as I remember them to be!
  • Cow Reader: Exactly! Now, there's no conflict, no excitement, no action, and no rhyme or reason!
  • Deer Reader: Yeah! If you ask me, they were better BEFORE Gazelle came! She's so powerful, she's a deus ex machina for ANYTHING! They just call her in, and it's like nothing ever happened!
  • Dragon Reader: And they rush these missions so much with cheap solutions when there are a HUNDRED more better ways to get around it instead of just make yourself look LAZY and just get rid of the villain as quickly as possible with no rhyme or reason! What, are the Lodgers angry that something interrupts their sweet time? That's NO EXCUSE TO RUSH A DEFEAT LIKE THEY OWN THE F*****G UUNIVERSES!!
  • Nervious Chewawa reader: "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-to be fair, it's not like alot of villains are always an entire different type a villain. Alot of them are basicly the same standerd architype and the Lougers are taking advantage of what they learned from previous threats and use that to their advantage."
  • Wolf Reader: And what good is fighting for justice, when every villain IS the same archetype? What, are villains so stupid, that they are the same damn thing and have the same damn weaknesses? I'm sorry, but that argument STILL doesn't hold weight! Villains SHOULDN'T BE THE SAME! VILLAINS SHOULD BE CLEVER, CUNNING, STRONG, AND PUT UP A DECENT FIGHT, AND NOT GO OUT LIKE P*****S, OTHERWISE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF TAKING THE HEROES, OR THE VILLAINS THEMSELVES, SERIOUSLY?!? What's the point of making the heroes look so competent they are merely unstoppable? Nobody wants to read a story where villains fail the exact same way! AND THAT'S WHAT THESE STORIES ARE! CHEAP, DEFEATS, AND, UNSTOPPABLE, HEROES, WITH NO DEFINING QUALITIES TO THE VILLAINS!!
  • Human Reader: Not to mention they abuse Saldaron's time abilities a LOT! I get that some problems are too tough for even them, but come on, there's a LOTTA better ways around this other than abusing paradoxes!
  • Finch Reader: These heroes are boring!
  • Monkey Reader: Boring's too harsh a word fellas..... I think the worse problem the novels have is that the writing is, well, it's just not consistent. Even before Gazelle and Saldaron became a thing, well, their villains are always jokes!
  • Deer Reader: "So, it's not really the Lougers faults, THEIR VILLAINS JUST SUCK!"
  • Horse Reader: "Then we need to sign a petition to the High Council to make villains better so we can get better stories!"
  • Jackal Reader: Get guys to make better threats for our heroes to make? YEAH, like THAT doesn't sound retarded!
  • The Readers began to argue about this!
  • Icky:... (The two went outside)... Okay... Tell me I did NOT just hear that!
  • Iago:... They think... We're BORING?!?
  • Icky: Some nerve! Our life isn't BORING! Now, I could've agreed with inconsistent, but NOT, BORING?! And BETTER VILLAINS?! Hey, we still get great villains every once in a while! It's just that the producer likes to throw us a bone every once and awhile and just give us a villain we can have fun with!
  • ???: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BIRDBRAIN! (Other readers came in)
  • Salamander: How are we supposed to look up to you when you make everyone's lives better for the sake of some damn plotline?
  • Icky: "Oh, I'm sorry, (Brings out the poster of Darkness Qui's Last Stand) Would've you LIKED it if Dragon Realms New York was left an unfixable mess and the Amutt Family going back to being imprisoned for another thoundson years and robbed them of their potaintional for future character defelupt meant? (The complainers began to back off abit).... Would you rather (Brings out the Poster for Dr. Glowrod's Revenge) if the Xenomorth rip-offs WERE actselly as they appeared and robbed that race a chance of a better life?! (The Readers began to feel bad). Are you saying it would've been better if the The Uniter Chosen episode (Brings out that poster as well) NEVER happened, and the subsiquinted episodes that benifited from that end up going to shit?! (The readers began to feel miserable) Buddy, if it wasn't for Gazelle in Keucan Revolution, The Equilists would've won! If it wasn't for Gazelle in Safety or Freedom, Lord Corruptus could've long taken over Mieber and turn it into a total shitstain! Hell, AUU Humanity owe their Existence to Gazelle in The Nuclear Winter, because I would wager that stupid alien sabertooth freak would've been a NIGHTMARE to deal with for us! Let alone the possability that the Extinctioners would've still been a problem! AND DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN EMPEROR LU KANG?!"
  • They and the prior readers who came up to check on them now feel awful.....
  • Frog: "Gee, we, we never saw it like that....."
  • Deer: "Guess that's what we get for being more about the entertainment value and not about the good things you did."
  • Horse: "Our bad for being selfish like that....."
  • Monkey: "...... That being said..... It still would've been nice you guys only put in the adventures that did BOTH good things AND actselly worth reading! (The other readers looked annoyed at him)....... What? I'm abit of a snarky asshole. I still agree with what we've been saying, just adding my own twist to it."
  • Icky: "Well I'm glad we established SOMETHING here, people. Now, as I said, just because our writing doesn't follow a consistent pattern, that doesn't make us "bad", "boring", nor that to the bad guys. You just have to remember that the books are action/COMEDY! That means that these things aren't exactly the hunger games, people! Everyone needs to learn to take them for what they're worth and not what they should've been!"
  • Human: "Actselly, your right. While I still think these books lean TOO much for comedy, we shouldn't forget that the main aim was to make people laugh. Heck, in the Wanted: Thorax episode, you guys said that making villains look like utter jokes actselly makes our socities safer!"
  • Dog: "So, yeah, keep up the good work then..... But, maybe, try to only write in the more better stories in the future. Personally, maybe that would kinda help these magicly updating books in the long run."
  • The readers walk off.
  • Icky: "..... Well, at least we got them to at least, be 90.9 percent calmed down about this."
  • Iago: "Yeah, but.... What if this is becoming our series' OWN Fame and Misfortune?!"
  • Icky: "Aw come, just because it just so happened that those guys were given the MSM pill this morning, that doesn't mean they've ALL taken it!"
  • Iago: Yeah! What, is this his way of using everyone in town as a mouthpiece so he can avoid pissing off Scroopfan by saying it direct?
  • ???: Jesus, dude, really? (More came in)...
  • Human Reader: That's another problem! The CONSTANT FOURTH-WALL BREAKING!!! It makes it hard to take the plot line seriously if they keep making it look like this is some petty disagreement between a guy who wants conflict and a guy who runs the whole damn thing!
  • Raccoon: I agree with this 'MSM' guy! Why is he given little to no chance to let his wild imagination shine? Why does he still work with a guy who doesn't care for his ideas and ruins them just because?
  • Squirrel: Hey, don't diss SF! Sure he has bad grammar and spelling, but I know when to check my privilege and respect his style! And he does care for MSM Ideas, he just sometimes want to make it more in universe with what they're doing with the series!
  • Raccoon: But MSM is practically his originality agent! Why does he shut off good ideas like this?
  • Squirrel: To be fair, at times, some of his ideas at times, sound like ripoff ideas, things he doesn't think through, things he thinks go better HIS way as if he believes he owns the show, and... Some of which make me feel he has fantasies that I'd rather not get into!
  • Raccoon: Bulls***! He tries to justify making villains jokes because of comedy!
  • Moose: "Well these novels are "Comedy/Advbenture", so maybe they weren't meant to be taken seriously to begin with?"
  • Raccoon: Comedy is no excuse to make your big bad easier to beat! Whether it's making them stupid or making the mistake of being distracted at the wrong time or being attacked while doing a typical villain monoluge or speech, and oftenly because they didn't took the Lougers seriously! It weakens the conflict! It should be balanced! You have to do something ACTUALLY clever with the comedy, not make yourself look lazy by beating a villain quickly and using background laughter to cover it up! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
  • Squirrel: Hey, not everything has to be serious!
  • Raccoon: And not everything has to be FUNNY!!! The world is not meant for s***s and giggles! Things don't just get solved by idiocy and deviants that hinder the villain anti-climactically! Cartoons aren't JUST meant for comedy! It's meant for OTHER things too!
  • Chipmunk: It's clear these guys clearly don't get along! Why do they still work together?
  • Icky: "...... This is gonna be a long day, isn't it?"

One long philoscofifal conversation about the complexities of MSM and Scroopfan Later.

  • Raccoon: "Wow..... I never really looked at their relationship like that."
  • Squirrel: "Yeah. I mean, I already saw their teamwork at work, but now I see more of it."
  • The convinced readers began to leave and go about their business.
  • Icky: "...... Iags, this IS becoming our own episode equilent to "Fame and Misfortune"."
  • Iago: "Told ya so. But I'll save the glouting for later! We gotta find the other Lougers!"

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen:... Seriously? THAT'S what they think?
  • Gazelle:... They think I'm TOO powerful?
  • Duke: They thought we were BORING?!?
  • Icky: Well, at least we helped show that we're NOT that!
  • Spyro:... It's clear we should've think this through! Now we're the subject of critics and several people who think we need 'conflict'. Those people have forgotten that those stories were based on events that actselly happened, and that if we didn't resolved those problems like we did, life wouldn't be so good.
  • Merlin: Unfortunately, it's true. I've been having problems of my own. Everyone keeps saying that we use magic to avoid everything by undoing whatever problem! MANY of them are filthy magic ethicists! Hogwash I say to them! I like to see them cope with basicly the same long easily preventable problems over and over again without wanting to push them aside so the more unigte problems can be known! Our enemies would've had more plans become successful if we were too busy dealing with long corrected problems like they were new challnages! These people DON'T appresiate that we are peacekeepers, NOT entertainers?!
  • Shifu: It's not just that! I've been admonished for my mindset in our adventure in Greece with Hercules, and how I treated Fidget.
  • Fidget: (Sighs) They REALLY had to bring that up?
  • Shifu: Indeed. They said that it was out-of-character for me!
  • Icky: "Tecnecally, your character is an embittered old Kung Fu Master. You were actselly perfectly IN-character. I guess they just over-sympathise with Fidget to the point that they missed that, and forgotten that it's not like Fidget was ENTIRELY blameless. I mean, I hate to qoute the guy that really gave a rough review for the Hercules episode, but Fidget was almost the reason Hercules died as a baby, even if we DID corrected that mistake!"
  • Shenzi: "Well, they're still better then that forementioned Japperwocky guy's review on the Hericules Moisode. That guy, even criticised the intro and was expecting Mirage to be in it! That, was, an INTRO!"
  • Icky: "Well to be fair, it kinda played more like a typical scene until the song kicked in, I mean, I know we were taking the Russleluke approuch to intros at the time, but, let's be clear here, the Crossover Series Intros were never very, clear....."
  • Miguel: And that's not even the worst we received from the readers of the Lodger Novels! Given that they're charmed to write stories themselves with each episode we all go through... We might have our own Scroopfans and MSMs snapping at each other. I mean, I know those two have petty disagreements for one reason or another, like MSM thinking a villain should be cool and serious business and not be ruined by some idiotic henchman, and it shouldn't be easy for us to beat a villain so easily while Scroopfan believes that the vilain causing trouble at all is conflict worthy enough and that comedy is the only entertainment here and that we shouldn't be always easily duped by every incoming bad guy or else people question our abilities anyway!
  • Tuilo: "Yeesh! It's not OUR fault that those guys were really like that?!"
  • Kaa: "Well, this is basicly turning into our own verson of Fame in Misfortune indeed!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, based on what Icky said, it's obvious they're reading the stories for the entertainment value and expectation of consistent writing and not look at them as events that actselly accured with us."
  • Merlin: "Then let's go forth and get the people to remember that the stories are based on real events and make them realise they were looking a gift horse in the mouth!"
  • Ignitus: "Well, I'm afraid there's, ANOTHER issue..... (Brings out a Louge Novel) These books reveil more then nessersary! All the great secrets you discovered on your adventures are in well detailed definitions! These books are at risk of being a use to villains if they were to get their hands on it!"
  • The Lougers made shocked faces and were like this!

Oh Shit! (echo) sound effect

  • Spongebob: "........ I CALL...... FOR A RE-CALL!?"

Final Scenes

Dragon Temple

  • Lord Shen: (The heroes came back after their adventure)... Thank Yinglong THAT'S taken care of.
  • Spyro: Indeed. Why didn't we think through the whole 'publish your hero story' through and balance out secret stuff, and just make it that the books were not readable to villains.
  • Rita: Gotta agree with him on that one. We never realized that until THE VERY END!!! I MEAN, MAYBE THOSE CRITICS OUT THERE WERE RIGHT!! What good is being a hero, when you don't think of better solutions beforehand, and just go all out?
  • Bird Critic: (He splatted in front of them comically) YOU TELL US, MUTT!! (Behind him, a mob of angry readers was seen ransacking their Temple and bothering the occupants)
  • Tulio:... Well, crap!
  • Lord Shen: "Well so much for the re-call getting things done!"
  • Baloo: It's a fandom. What'd you expect? Their opinions are hard to wash away. Let's just see what we can do to get them to shoo.
  • Dragon Reader #2: (He notices them) THERE THEY ARE!!!
  • Bagheera: Everyone, calm down! You want us? Here we are! Now stop bothering our friends in the Temple!
  • Mole Reader: Oh, we know what you've been doing! The Novels told us so. AND IT PROVES OUR POINT!! WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK THIS THROUGH?!?
  • Rat Reader: YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC!!!
  • Bird Reader: WHY ARE YOU STILL AROUND?!?
  • Equestrian Pony Reader: WHY ARE THREATS SO EASY FOR YOU TO BEAT?!?
  • Panther Reader: ARE THESE BOOKS DRIVING US INSANE AND TURNING OUR IDOLS AGAINST US?!? WHY ARE THEY SO LAME?!? (They all argued until Merlin teleported them to the entrance as SpongeBob turned into a megaphone shape)
  • SpongeBob: LISTEN TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!... (Everyone stopped complaining as the heroes sung this, extended for them)

SONG Flawless - MLPFiM

  • Frog Reader: "....... Not that it wasn't a bad remaster of a MLP song, but..... What was the point of that?"
  • Icky: "... You didn't learn anything from that number, didn't you- (They started arguing again) OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!! Look, if we showed you idiots what life would be like if we don't quickly beat off villains like we do, WILL YOU DUMBASSES STOP COMPLAINING?!?"
  • Beaver Reader: "Hey, as long as if we are entertained, then yes."
  • Icky: "YO SALDARON?!"
  • Saldaron appeared.
  • Icky: "We want you to undo every victory we had in this book and make it that we didn't beat those villains! Appearently, these dumbasses want "Conflict"!"
  • Saldaron: "Are you sure?"
  • Readers: "YES WE'RE SURE!?"
  • Saldaron: "Okay, but you'll regret it."
  • Saldaron caused a time spere to occure.

New time period.

  • Human Reader: "Oh boy! This is gonna be great! We're now in a timeline where the Lougers are cool heroes that don't hide behind cheap tactics! We- (The readers gasped to see that they're in a horrorable distopian future where villains were running amock of everything!)"
  • A Darkspawn Parade was being held!
  • Innosent people are left suffering, enslaved, and tormented!
  • Statues of villain overlords are everywhere!
  • Frog Reader: "..... What....... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NIGHTMARE?!"
  • Saldaron appeared.
  • Saldaron: "Oh, it's simply what life would've been like if the Lougers never quickly resolved problems like in the book. Ergo, here's the kind of world of "Exicting" conflict and peral you craved."
  • Saldaron: "Ahh, but consider this...... You forget that the events of the stories in the novels actselly happened. And those "Trump Cards" stopped futures like this from happening. Because those events were undone, the villains proceeded to take over everything, and civilisations lay in ruin, because they were not challnaged. They were not humiliated! In fact, maybe the trump cards, while maybe they're not good storywise, they are good because at least with the villains being humiliated, they became afraid of humiliaiton so they won't be so quick to do, this. By asking the Lougers to not be what they are..... You get this."
  • Dragon Reader: "....... Guys...... WE WERE BEING SELFISH?!"
  • Rat Reader: "YOU WERE THE SELFISH ONE?!"
  • Equestia Pony Reader: "NO ARGUING?! WE WERE ALL SELFISH?! We have the nerve to look a gift horse in the mouth and not like what we seen! We should be happy that at least the Lougers get things done at all, vs, THINGS LIKE THIS BEING A FACTOR OF LIFE?!"
  • Saldaron: "Good, because this mess is a paperwork nightmare, and I simply HAVE to get rid of it. (Conjures up another time spere and everything turned back to normal.)

Dragon Guardian Temple

  • Trixie: "... So... Learned your lessons, you big whiners?"
  • Human Reader: "... (Like Kuzco) Y-EA-HE-HE-ESSS?!"
  • Trixie: GOOD! We don't tell you how to do YOUR job, so don't tell us how to do OURS!
  • Panther Reader: "Okay, Lougers, we're sorry. You made your point that if it wasn't for your quick fixes.... Life for the rest of us would suck more then just having a not very actiony novel."
  • The Readers realsied that!
  • Rat Reader: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so THAT'S why you guys used the trump card plot devices."
  • Dragon Reader: "Wow were we stupid."
  • Shrew Reader: To be fair, even comedy adventures have their own balance of what we wanted out of it. You can't blame us for criticizing that! (Iago was about to say something) But to not go off on a sour note, we will learn to keep an open mind on how you guys do business.
  • The Readers proceeded to leave with newfound appresiation for the Lougers.
  • Icky: "...... We need a new P.R. guy."

(Later...) Dragon Temple

  • Gazelle:... Well, that was a big mistake!
  • Icky: "Well hey, you got people to accept that we are what we are and the alternate is cities being redused to a contenst state of ruin because the heroes aren't attaquite to stop threats and got them to not expect our stories to be perfect."
  • Gazelle: "Well, yes, but...... I feel like we lost out on giving them a piece of our perspective because of, the public's fickle interests."
  • Trixie: "ANNNNND because those novels had too fragle infos in them."
  • Chi Fu: "Oh don't worry Gazelle, we will eventually revive the novels with less fragle secrets and being more inaccessable to villains."
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