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The Keyhole of Equestria is the 8th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Strange things have been greatly noticed in Equestia. Appearences of Equestian based heartless Twilight named as The Equestia Heartless have started to appear. The creatures are based on creatures commen in Equestia. From Ponisied Soldier Heartless, recolors of The Centaur Heartless used from the Kingdom Hearts 2 Mulan adventure, Harpy Heartless, Heartlessifived Plunderweed Monsters, and the occational Manitcore heartless. As well as sitghtings of two recolor Nightwalkers have been seen around and about in Everfree forest, as well as a mysterious skeletal alicorn. It's possable that Jing Du and Ding Ju have been surprisingly reserected by an unknown powerful force. But who? The Alicorn in Question is none other then a fallen Alicorn, Death Coffin, a rumored darken surviver of the Chaos War and one who had the worse of sacrivicing himself against Tyranny. What is Death Coffin's motivation for doing this, and why does it concern the Keyhole to Equestia? Whatever is going on, the Lougers, the main six, and 4 certain former allies of Jing and Ding, need to halt this before something deadly and desitating happens.

Transcript

ZombiU - God Save The Queen (Theme song from the E3 trailer ZombiU)

ZombiU - God Save The Queen (Theme song from the E3 trailer ZombiU)

Intro (ZombiU- God Save The Queen)

Chapter 1: A New Threat in the Making

A greenhouse in Draconequua.

  • Suddenly, the little greenhouse sounded alarms as two skull-face patterned imps are seen fleeing from the place!
  • They both look like Pain and Panic and have reaper ropes on!
  • Panic-like Imp: "OH NOW WE DID IT?! KING WACKY IS GONNA USE US FOR TARGET PRACTICE!?"
  • Pain-Like Imp: "JUST HANG ON TO THE BAG OF SEEDS, FEAR!?"
  • The imps fly away before the Dracoonqui enforcers arrived!
  • Dracoonious enforcer leader: "Boys!? Sound the alarm for all the nations and Equestia espeically?! The Plunderweed Seeds have been stolen?! MAKE THE MESSAGE QUICK AND FAST!?"

A dark cave.

  • Two figures are seen waiting outside.
  • A small pigmy troll like Creeper and a Dog-faced Goblin simular to Djon are seen waiting.
  • Dog-face Goblin: "Oh, Mr. Cheepers, why haven't Injury and Fear arrived yet?"
  • Cheepers, the Creeper look-a-like: "(Sofisicated voice): "Pathince, Dog-John, pathince. We know how Injury and Fear tend to be, fastionably late. We have to give our chaps more time, obviousy."
  • Dog-John: "Oh, it's just that, the master, he wants us to do something risky for him, he wants us to find some keyhole somewhere within the old alicorn castle in the caverns in the everfree forest, and, and and, do something to it in hopes it can bring back the Alicorn gods! And I heard bad things happen if you mess with those things!?"
  • Cheepers: "Now, now, now! I'm sure our master knows what he's doing. Death Coffen may be a walking skeliton of his former glory, but he's no bone-head by any chance. While he's working on bringing back some "Exberts" on the subject, the least WE, can do, is provide him with Plunderweed seeds. I don't yet honestly know what he wants with those dreadful plants, but we just had to trust him."
  • Screaming is heard.
  • Cheepers: "Ah, speaking of which, here they come now. There's Injury and Fear about to-"
  • The imps from before crash into Dog-John and Cheepers!
  • BLAM!?
  • Cheepers: "OOF?!..... Crash-landing as usual, I see?"
  • Fear, the Panic-like imp: "Oh.... Hi Mr. Cheepers. Sorry for crashing."
  • Cheepers: "Quite alright. Now, kindly get off me and let us report to the master, shall we? He's not a very phatence fallen god, ya know."
  • Injury, the pain-like imp: "Tell me about it. I'm still feeling his horn from last time. Owwwwwwwwww."
  • Fear (The Panic-like Imp): Yeah. And I still feel the wound marks he left on me with that unnatural scythe of his. DAMN can a weapon like that leave a serious wound.
  • Cheepers: Indeed. Now, did you get the Plunder Seeds?
  • Fear: Did we ever! (Shows them the seeds) Now the boss can get started with his plan.
  • Dog-John: Well, it's about time. I didn't wanna waste another minute out here in the open where a guard can easily see us. The Equestrian Guard is VEEEEERRRYY LARGE!!! Not to mention very crazy when in combat.
  • Cheepers: There are no guards out here, Dog-John. I mean, there's no way they can--
  • ???: THIS WAY, HURRY!! (Fear and Injury panicked, and turned into microscopic waterbears)
  • Cheepers: YOU IDIOTS, YOU LEAD THEM RIGHT TO OUR BOSS'S HIDEOUT'S ENTRANCE!!!
  • Dog-John: Isn't the entrance protected with a curse that shows worst fears?
  • Cheepers: Oh, yeah. Let's go! And cover the tracks! (They brush off the tracks of the imps and disappear, and the Guards appear and head towards the cave, but then they get green eyes like King Sombra's, and they scream and run away)
  • Injury sees them running.
  • Injury: "FEEE-UUUU! THAT was close!? Thank goodness mortals aren't very go getting around that."
  • Fear: "Well, it helps that the boss, uh.... Likes his privacy."
  • Cheepers: "Alright gents, that's enough excitment for the day. Now, it's time to reach the boss."

Further down the cave.

  • A lair simuler to the Underworld is seen as a foreboding theme plays.
Star Wars VI Return of The Jedi Soundtrack - Emperor's Throne Room (Emperor's Theme)

Star Wars VI Return of The Jedi Soundtrack - Emperor's Throne Room (Emperor's Theme)

  • ???: "Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life,"
  • Three robed pony mare hags are seen.
  • A short hag: "Good and, tight."
  • The hag cuts the thread, and a scream is heard.
  • Mid-size hag: "INCOMING!?"
  • The Gloom Reaper, slightly different from his appearence from Tallest Talltales EVAH!, is seen eschourting a soul of an old mare straight to a spriling stair-case with an eery glow.
  • Gloom Reaper: "And another soul, awaits final judgement... Yet again. Too many as of recently, we have too many souls awaiting judgement from our master, ever since-"
  • Hags: "WE KNOW?!"
  • Tall Hag: "We know everything past,"
  • Mid-Size Hag: "Present,"
  • Short Hag: "AND Future! By the way, Season 5 of MLP:FIM, it's gonna be big."
  • Gloom Reaper: "I'm aware of that, Sisters of Desteny. As, I was saying. The problem with our master. The one, who always mopes, the one, who always keeps to himself, the one, vastly uncomfertable with his fate and what became of the Alicorns, now he wants to-"
  • Hags: "Do something incredability risky to bring them back and restore his former form!"
  • Tall Hag: "WE-E-E-E-E know!?"
  • Gloom Reaper: "I'M AWARE OF THAT!? I know, you know, I get it, I acknowledge your fates of equestia, I rekindise it! But please tell me, is the master's newfound attempt gonna end up hurting him in some way? I'm worried this risk of a plan would put him in great jeopery and bad disposition with Celestia and the element barers of harmony. What will his fate have in store...?"
  • Mid-size hag: "Well, for starters-"
  • Tall Hag: "OH, NO YOU DON'T, We're not suppose to reveil the future!"
  • Gloom Reaper: "Sisters of Desteny, please, I want to know! What will become of our master if, he continues this!"
  • Mid-Size Hag: ".... Sister, can we just-"
  • Tall Hag: "(Annoyed grunt) Oh, alright."
  • Mid-size Hag: "Oh...."
  • The Mid-size hag pulls out a christailised eye that begins to glow.
  • Gloom Reaper: "What do you see?"
  • Mid-Size Hag: In 2 hours from now, precisely, a disturbance will erupt in the Everfree Forest. And it be one forever remembered in history, more then even Nightmare Moon.
  • Tall Hag: The time to act will be at hand, unleashing hundreds of Heartless to invade across the land. 
  • Mid-Size Hag: Then once the source is finally found, our master's plans for his fallen brethren will finally be completed!
  • Gloom Reaper: I'm already aware of that, Destenty Sisters, I was refering about-
  • Short Hag: A word of caution to this tale! Should the Shell Lodge Squad and Celestia's newest princess fight, the master will fail! (The Hags magically disappear with the crystallized eye)
  • Gloom Reaper: I was afraid of this.... (Sighs) The master is NOT going to like this.

Later...

  • ???: THEY SAID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Gloom Reaper: Sir, I know this looks bad, uh.... Maybe this is a sign that you need to reconsider this.
  • ???: I CAN'T ALLOW THESE SO CALLED 'SHELL LODGE SQUAD' AND CELESTIA'S NEWEST PRINCESS TO INTERFERE IN MY PLANS!!! THEY'LL BOTCH UP EVERYTHING!!!
  • Gloom Reaper: But, in a positive note, surely if Celestia knows that if you wanna bring back the fallen Alicorns of Equestria, then I'm sure she'd accept it.
  • ???: But you heard the Sisters, she's gonna send her protégé to try and stop me! Either Celestia is not able to understand, or the creatures I need to do this do something prevoking!? Also, trying to unleash a Heartless infestation isn't exactly a sympathcy earner, espeically if you done it wrong?! But it's a risk worth, taking, reaper. Think about it! Soon, for exsample, the pegasi will no longer be required to control the weather once the Alicorns of the Weather are brought back.
  • Gloom Reaper: With all due respect, sir, it's been a thousand years since they were lost. Surely the pegasi have grown comfortable to controlling the weather.
  • ???: "The power of the weahther is too great for often unreliable mortals!? You know of such, Gloom!? Remember Hurricane Twister, the Pegasicus Suprimist who tried to supress all of Equestia into a world dominated by Pegasi?"
  • Gloom Reaper: "He was but a rouge not even his own race supported, and he was stopped in due time, I-"
  • ???: "Then there was Buttercup Rain! She somehow managed to make the clouds rain candy cause she tampered with the clouds with candy! It created a mess?!"
  • Gloom Reaper: "That wasn't really, THAT bad. An act of irrespondsablity, but-"
  • ???: "And then there's the member of the famed Dust clan who go herself kicked out cause of making a Tornado irresponsability happened?!"
  • Gloom Reaper: "Lightning Dust has since learnt her lesson, my lord."
  • ???: "I am saying that the mortals are NOT as reliable as Celestia may have grown to believe! Worse, I can't even believe Nightus and Heavenslight are allowing it to continue! They, have the power to restore their race, and do nothing!? Even with the return of King Barrer Reef, nothing! The closest thing that came back to the alicorns from irresponsable mortals, is the control of Night and Day! Back then, the mortal Unicorns were like parasites and sucking other races of money and food for themselves. It finally took Windigoes to get their act togather, but it's too late for that. Mortals have proven themselves that they're NOT adiquite to handle the work of gods!? The seasons were once belonging to the season Alicorns, but now, the mortals treat the seasons like games and...... See for yourself."
  • The figure conjure ups a portal that shows a scene from the "Winter Wrap Up Song" plays as the figure groans in disgust.
  • Gloom Reaper: "Now, the mortals can't help being.... Cheery, about hard work."
  • ???: "CHEERY?! They treat refilling the clouds with water, something the Alicorn of Clouds does effertlessly, like a compitition on who can make the biggest sprout of water!? YOUR GIVING SOMETHING THAT'LL BECOME LIFE GIVING RAIN?! WHY TREAT IT LIKE IT BELONGS IN A WORLD RECORD BOOK?!"
  • Gloom Reaper: "Well, that's what happens when Equestia rarely has a dishastor serious enough that can't be easily handled by the elements of harmony. I guess the mortals, just don't know what it's truely like to be in hard times."
  • ???: "Why do you think I am doing this? I am doing both things in a single plan! Generating a hard time via the heartlesses, far too much threats for even the elements of harmony to ever be able to get rid of them all, much less perimentally! It'll be a dishastor so unfixable, it will be the end of mortal foolhardiness and tomfoolery! Then when hope seemed lost, I would have already brought back the Alicorn Gods, and they will be able to put a stop to the heartless infestation! It will be the perfect way to restore the era of the Alicorns, and the mortals shall forever accept their place as just that: mortals."
  • Gloom Reaper: "It's just.... Are you afraid these creatures might... Claim lifes?"
  • ???: "No sacrivice is without that, reaper. That cannot be helped."
  • Gloom Reaper: ".... Well, have you, brought back those, "exberts" of yours for the Keyhole you seek?"
  • ???: "Ah, yes. I brought them back awhile ago. They are however still in a sleep, and have yet to awake. Now, find me those simpleton imps and bring them to me. I need the Plunderweed seeds for this plan."
  • Gloom Reaper sighed depressively.
  • Gloom Reaper: "Yes sir." (Walks away)
  • ???: (Sighs) By GOD, life will be much easier for those mortals as soon as the Alicorns have returned. I've waited TOO long for this moment to arrive. It's bad enough Nightus and Heavenslight disgraced their people by befriending those mortals, governing them, AND teaching their offspring to follow in their hoof-steps. Now they will try and interfere with my plans and betray their own kind?! (Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John appear)
  • Fear: Here you are, sir. We got the Plunder Seeds.
  • ???: Excellent. Now, come with me.

Later...

  • The Figure rode on a chariot pulled by scarier versons of the Gwythaints as Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John rode with him, Gloom Reaper watching on in sadness.
  • Gloom Reaper: "I know.... This will only end in tragity...."
  • Gloom Reaper left as the spirits began leaving the cave and moan as they follow the chariot.

Ponyville.

  • A celebration is held in Twilight's tree castle.
  • All of Ponyville was invited, as well as the Lougers and all the friends they made, to celebrate in the coming Season 5 of MLP:FIM next month.
  • Icky: "IT'S TIME TO PARTY?!"
  • Iago: "I HEAR THAT?! WOO?!"
  • Spyro: "Calm down you birdbrains. Nightus is about to speak."
  • King Nightus: "To Twilight Sparkle and the Main 6 for their 5th season of the show."
  • Lord Shen: "Couldn't've said it better myself."
  • Twilight: "Thank you all so much for this, everyone. Really.... I do, appresiate it."
  • King Nightus: "Already in the making, new challnages await you, Twilight Sparkle and friends, but we know you will always triupthm."
  • Po: "Yeah Twilight. Don't stop giving the bad guys what they deserve!"
  • Icky: "And what better way to celebrate the coming of Season 5, then after a successful mission of stomping the Mythos mess, huh?"
  • Tigress: "And I wouldn't ask for anything less."
  • Lightning: "Kudos Twily. You are going places."
  • Rarity: "I have a feeling that everything's gonna be just dandy."
  • A messinger came to Celestia.
  • Messinger: "Uh, your highness, a word with you, privately?"
  • Celestia: ".... I'll, be just a minute. Royal matters."

Someplace private.

  • Celestia: "What?! The Plunderweed seed thieves got away and the guards failed to capture them?!"
  • Messinger: "Please don't shoot me, I'm just the messinger!"
  • Celestia: "Oh no.... It's always something.... Thank you for the report. Keep me posted on more updates on the matter."

The Party.

  • Spongebob: "THREE HAZZAHS FOR TWILIGHT SPARKLE!? HIP HIP!"
  • Everyone: HAZZAH!!!
  • SpongeBob: HIP HIP...
  • Everyone: HAZZAH!!!
  • SpongeBob: HIP HIP...
  • Everyone: HAZZAH!!!
  • Celestia: (Appears to Twilight, and whispers something in her ear)
  • Twilight: What?!?
  • Applejack: Is there something wrong, Twi?
  • Twilight: Plunderweed Seeds have been stolen!
  • Rainbow Dash: Aw, crap! And I was just waiting for April 4th to come so we can have our new crazy adventure.
  • Discord: How perfect! No matter what, trouble always seems to stick it's ugly head where it doesn't belong. Boy, we have our work cut out for us!
  • Twilight: Did they say who stole it?
  • Celestia: No. All the messenger said was that they got away.
  • Discord: Well, they must be numb from the brain down if they think that my Plunder Weeds can be easy to handle. Qui only got away with that because she had science-y stuff. It's a pretty damn hard job to handle them, even with magic. You'd have to have power as equally-powerful as the Darkspawn in order to control those beasts.
  • Icky: Is it me, or has Discord just answered the question as to who we might be up against?
  • Discord:... Oh, well blow me down, I think I did! (Pinkie literally tried to blow him down)... 
  • Pinkie: What? You said to blow you down!
  • Discord: "(Sighs), Pinkie Pie, you are adorably dense."
  • Lord Shen: "Now, now, everyone. I am sure we are not dealing with a darkspawn here. Closest to any recent ones are already defeated in Mythos and banished."
  • Shifu: "But I do feel that, something, even darker is behind this."
  • Heavenslight and Nightus looked at eachother.
  • Nightus: "(Wispers) My queen, a word, privately?"

Somewhere private.

  • Heavenslight: "Nightus.... You don't think..... HE, could still be trying to do his misguided dreams again..... Is he?"
  • Nightus: "It's hard to say. We haven't seen, him, since he tried to tricked us into bringing back our parents by causing a horrorable dishastor. It always involves stealing from another nation, and then some horrendus dark secret. And if it is, him.... Then we must find the Gloom Reaper and get him to talk. We need to get our answers from him."
  • Heavenslight: "But what about the lougers and the element barers? Surely they should-"
  • Nightus: "They're not yet ready to know about this. Besides, we need to comfirm it first before we end up causing a panic over something not as serious. If it is, him, then there's no telling what misguided plan to restore our race he has now."
  • Heavenslight: "Nightus, you act as if he's nothing but a madpony. We have to understand that he's broken and trumatised of what he became in the fear wars.... And what became of Mana, the only alicorn he opened his true feelings for."
  • Nightus: ".... Heaven, I, don't mean to say he's mad or anything, but at the same time, his, quickness to hurt others for some "greater good", conflicts any good intention of restoring our race. I don't want to sound like I don't sympathise with him, but I don't want to ignor WHY he's dangerious neither. He is not afraid to hurt mortals if it somehow garrinties the return of the Alicorn era."
  • Heavenslight: "..... Should we, head to Gloom Cave, in the darkest part of Everfree?"
  • Nightus: "Yes.... And we must hurry. He, could already be on the move. He might already be-"
  • ???: "GHOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS?!"
  • Nightus: "Ghosts?"
  • Heavenslight: "Ghosts?"

Outside Twilight's castle.

  • The figure's chariot is seen flying by ponyville as the souls of the dead are still following. The Figure causes the ponyville cematerry to glow, and suddenly, spirits of ponyville's past began to rise.
Mick Smiley- Magic- Ghostbusters Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (1984)

Mick Smiley- Magic- Ghostbusters Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (1984)

  • Sugercube gets over-runed by ghosts chef ponies.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Cake: "GHOSTS?!"
  • Fluttershy's cottage gets haunted by ghosts pets.
  • Jerry: "GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS!?"
  • Andre: "SANTA MARIA?!"
  • Andre, in fear, burps out Le Rat!
  • Le Rat: "..... I'm free... I'm free, I'm-"
  • Le Rat sees a ghost cat meow.
  • Le Rat: "LE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • Le Rat actselly jumps back into Andre's mouth in fear!
  • Le Rat's voice: "I'LL TAKE MY LE CHANCE WITH THE SNAKE, LE THANK YOU?!"
  • Stefano the flying boa: "MAMA MIA?! THIS IS SOME FREAKY STUFF!?"
  • Darkly: "WOW, I PICKED A BAD TIME TO VISIT THE PLACE AFTER VISITING LIGHT SPRITE LAND, HUH!?"
  • Jerry: "RUN!?"
  • Jerry, Stefano, Darkly, and Andre and all of Fluttershy's living pets make a run for it, even the no longer brave Louisiana!
  • Fancy Pants and Fluer are seen running and screaming from ghostly rich folk!
  • Fancy Pants: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND?! WHAT IS THE GHOSTS OF MY GREAT UNCLE AND AUNT AND YOUR GREAT UNCLE AND AUNT DOING AS GHOSTS?!"
  • Fluer: "I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK THEM!?"
  • A Carrotdog vendor suddenly glows green as a fat green ghost of a fat colt pony comes out eating carrots.
  • Vendor owner: "HEY!? JUST BECAUSE YOUR DEAD DOESN'T MEAN THOSE CARROTS ARE FOR FREE?!"
  • Pred Judu Des: ".... I was afraid of this.... The dead have finally revolted against us.... Chain, Sharp-Pay, Axe-Rella! Find Hidden Shadow! We're gonna need her help putting those ghosts to rest! Girls?"
  • Pred Judu Des gasps as he sees Sharp-pay, Axe-rella, and Chain confronted bt the ghosts of their parents looking disappointed at them.
  • Sharp-Pay: "Mother, father, please! It was all for you!?"
  • Chain: "(CRIES), PLEASE STOP YELLING AT US?!"
  • Axe-Rella: "Mom, Dad, you have to understand?! We were trying to avenge your deaths!?"
  • The ghosts of the sister's parents moaned angerly at them!
  • Pred Judu Des: "DON'T WORRY GIRLS?! HELP IS ON THE-"
  • Pred is interspected by two figures Pred gasped at!
  • Pred: ".... Ma..... ma...... Mother? Father?"
  • Two warrior attire ponies, one mare, one staillian, are seen.
  • Pred's father: "Son, we have, ALOT, to disguss about your FAILURES as of late!"
  • Pred mother: "You knew better then to give up like that?!"
  • Pred: "Mother, father, please! I did what I could, it's just, those misfits are tough, unpredictable and-"
  • Pred Mother: "NO EXCUSES?! You'll have to endure an enturnity of whippings until you do it right?!"
  • Pred screams and he runs away!
  • Pred's father: "(Laughs), Go ahead and run, fool! WE WERE ALWAYS ABLE TO CATCH YOU IN THE END?!"
  • Pred's Parents began to chase Pred, as the sisters run from their parents!
  • Hidden Shadow saw everything and was horrifived!
  • Hidden Shadow: "Oh no! I hate to say it, but I must warn Celestia and the misfits!"
  • Hidden Shadow saw two figures she was afraid to see!
  • Hidden Shadow: "..... Mother.... Father......"
  • The Ghosts of Hidden's parents are seen.
  • Hidden's mother: "(Crying), Shade, why are you helping a murderor commit his crimes!?"
  • Hidden's father (Encke): "Shade, explain yourself!? Young lady, I demand an explamation!?"
  • Hidden Shadow teleported far enough away from the ghosts and ran, as they started to chase her!
  • The Unicorn Council was watching in horror as they arrived in a late chariot.
  • Shineflare: "WHAT IN HEAVENSLIGHT'S NAME!? GHOSTS!?"
  • Glitterhair: "Shineflare, have the dead gone mad?"
  • Shineflare: "Don't worry, I'm a member of the golden slayers clan, remember? I can handle this, I'll put these ghost forcefully back in the spirit realm and place them there perimentaly, I-"
  • ???: "Shineflare....."
  • Shineflare gasped, as she looked in horror to see, A yellow pegaius with a smiling sun cutie mark.
  • Shineflare: "..... Sunny?"
  • Cosmoto: "GHOST?! (Faints)."
  • Violet Flames: ".... Idiot."
  • Sunny: "Shiny.... We were making so much progress.... Your, your honestly gonna let this one nasty dude of a dragon make you bring everyone else down? Why?"
  • Shineflare: "Sunny, please, you have to understand, (started to cry), I was tortured by the Rockenmock family! I, I was only trying to protect Equestia!"
  • More ghosts from the council ponies' past began to pop up!
  • Violet: "(GASPS), THE DEAD SIDE OF MY FAMILY?!"
  • Whimsico: "MY PARENTS?"
  • Cosmoto came through as gasped!
  • Cosmoto: "SK-SK-SK-SKYLIGHT?!"
  • Glitterhair: ".... Mommy? Daddy?"
  • Utopia: "We're, we're haunted by figures of our past!?"
  • Cometelius: "And I do believe they're quite upset."
  • Cosmoto: "Shineflare? Wha-wha-wha do we we do?"
  • Silence.
  • The Council Ponies are seen running as the spirits chase them!
  • Sunny: "Shiny! Come back! I didn't mean to scare you! I just wanna talk!"
  • The Lougers, Main 6 and Princess Celestia and Luna look at the unfolding insanity!
  • Luna: "By your fake beard, sister! The dead have revolted against us!?"
  • Icky: "JESUS CHRIST!? WHAT IS THIS, NIGHT OF THE WAYWERD SPIRITS?!"
  • Tigress: "It seems that the entire forces of the descesed have come to lay their discontent to us!"
  • Lightning: "Oh no! Is it the same with Hoofville too?! Cause whoever did this has done it to Hoofville, then I'm-"
  • Hidden's voice: "LOUGERS?!"
  • Hidden Shadow finally made it to them, out of breath!
  • Hidden Shadow: "YOU HAVE TO HELP ME?! PRED'S BEING HAUNTED BY HIS PARENTS WHO ARE UPSET THAT HE FAILED TO MAKE THE JUDU DES CLAN PROMISE HAPPEN, AND THE SISTER'S PARENTS ARE DISAPPOINTED?! AND I THINK MY PARENTS ARE UPSET TOO!?"
  • Hidden Shadow's parents grab her!
  • Hidden Shadow: "SPARKLE?! PLEASE, DO SOMETHING!?"
  • Twilight: "Oh no! I didn't make any continency plans on dealing with a ghost uprising!?"
  • Patrick: "No problem. All you need is a vaccum cleaner."
  • Twilight: "And how is THAT suppose to stop ghosts?"
  • Patrick: "Don't you ever watch Ghost Busters?"
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself) That was something else, you moron! Ghosts can just pass through the vacuum cleaner bag!
  • Patrick: Then tell my why Casper's uncles couldn't get out of a vacuum cleaner in the Casper movie-
  • Squidward: THAT WAS JUST BAD WRITING, RETARD!!! WHAT, DIDN'T YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION TO THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC REVIEW ON THAT MESS OF A MOVIE AND-
  • Twilight: THAT IS ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!! Patrick, keep your crazy thoughts to yourself, Squidward, stop being a jerk and shut up! Let's just find a way to deal with these ghosts already!
  • Hidden Shadow: "Yeah, I would REALLY appresiated if you keep your alien humor to a minamum and HELP ME!?"
  • Encke: "We are going somewhere to disguss this, yonug lady!?"
  • Celestia: "Wait! Encke, please calm down and let me explain why your daughter has been acting like this."
  • Encke: "You have my ear, your majusty. I would like a good explamation."
  • Celestia: Your poor child is just a confused soul conflicted with what to do. Since you died in the hands of Malevolent Flames, she's been torn up inside, and wanted to make you proud by protecting us.
  • HS's Mother: But she's not protecting you, she's helping a murderous psychopath!
  • Celestia: What choice did she have? Do you think there was any other choice for her to go to other than Pred? I sure don't know anything like that. Besides, I think you should know that something's going on in Equestria. You're not the only dead loved ones who are turning against their children for their destructive actions. I think it's best if you cut poor Hilary some slack. If you truly care for her, you'll do it.
  • Encke:... (Sighs) What are we doing, honey?
  • HS's Mother: We're truly acting like ghosts. We are so sorry, Hilary.
  • Hidden Shadow:... I guess I can accept that apology. (The two hug her)
  • Encke: As much as I hate your choice in life, I have to admit you were just trying to do what you thought was right. We're so delighted that my brother raised you very well.
  • Hidden Shadow: Yeah. Now... Do you think you could convince the other ghosts to stop harassing my uncle and the Unicorn Council?
  • HS's Mother: Well, I don't know, they were just as bad as Pred.
  • Celestia: Guys!
  • HS's Mother: Okay, okay, we'll do it. (They fly away)
  • Hidden Shadow:... Thank you, your highness.
  • Celestia: Don't mention it. I'm sure the rest will work itself out.
  • Icky: "Ok, but, what're we gonna do about Pred and the sisters?"
  • Screams are heard as Pred and the sisters ran by as they get chased by the ghost of their parents!
  • Celestia: "It would take too long trying to reason with ALL of these ghosts. Our only hope is if we find the shorce, stop it, and put the spirits to rest!"
  • Boss Wolf: "And I think it's safe to say the freaking graveyard ponyville has is the shorce of the problem!"
  • The Graveyard is seen as ghosts began to rise!
  • Luna: "It would be difficult to try to bring order to these spirits that many of them otherwise have no reason to be among the living again!"
  • Hidden Shadow: "This magic... It doesn't feel like these ghosts are rising on their own. It's like.... A force broght them back."
  • Suddenly, all the ghosts began to glow!
  • Pred: "..... Mother, Father? Why are you glowing?"
  • Sharp-Pay: ".... Mom? Dad?"
  • The ghosts fly off!
  • Chain: "WAIT!? AREN'T YOU GONNA AT LEAST SAY BYE!?"
  • All the ghosts began leaving and fall in line of a stream of spirits following the figure's chariot!
  • Twilight: ".... I think, we found our ghost awaker."
  • Lightning Dust: "HE'S HEADING FOR HOOFVILLE?! DAISY?!"
  • Lightning Dust zoomed off!
  • Rainbow Dash: "LIGHTNING!"
  • Rainbow Dash chased after her!

Hoofville.

  • The Figre arrives above hoofville and does the same thing to both the graveyards and the family shrines of Hoofville, including Dusts.
  • Lightning Dust arrives too late!
  • Lightning Dust: "OH NO!? THE ANSISTERS ARE AWAKEN?!"
  • Lightning Saw her family!
  • Thunder: "Lightning!? What is going on?! The ansisters are roaming among us?!"
  • Sunshine: "Has Equestia done something to upset them!?"
  • Hurricane: "Speed, please tell me you didn't damned the spirits again."
  • Speed: "I DIDN'T?!"
  • Granny Dusty: "Ok, I give. What happened to make the spirits walk among us this time?"
  • Lightning: "Mother, father, brothers, grandma! It's not Speed... This time.... IT'S SOME KIND OF FIGURE BRINGING BACK OUR DEAD AND-"
  • Her family suddenly look shock!
  • Hurricane: "Lightning.... Please don't look behind you...."
  • Lightning: ".... Why not?"
  • Hurricane: ".... If I tell you, promise me, you wouldn't freakout?"
  • ???: "Why would she freak out?"
  • Lightning gasped to see the ghost of Daisy Beds!
  • Lightning: "Dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Daisy?!"
  • Daisy Beds: "Lightning, what's going on.... I, I actselly remember dying, and yet, I'm here somehow! What's going on?!"
  • Lightning began to cry.
  • Lightning's friends, Rainbow Dash, the rest of the main 6 and the princesses and the Lougers arrived and gasped!
  • Celestia: "..... It's Daisy Beds....."
  • Lightning: "..... Daisy, (Tears shed...) I.... I never thought I would be happy yo see you again...."
  • Daisy Beds: ".... Lightning, I'm happy to see you again too."
  • Daisy and Lightning hugged.
  • Suddenly, Daisy and all the spirts began to glow!
  • Lightning: "OH NO?! DAISY!? NOT YOU TOO?!"
  • Daisy: "Lightning, what's going on?! WHO'S DOING THIS?!"
  • Lightning grabbed Daisy and held on to her like a lost friend!
  • Daisy suddenly stopped glowing, but all the other spirits still flew away!
  • ???: "What? A spirt didn't came? Skull-thaints! Capture the one resisting spirit!?"
  • The Gwythaints-like creatures called "Skull-Thaints" got lose from the chariot which is now held by the figures magic and charged down roaring!
  • The roaring was heard by the group!
  • Lightning: "Where is that roaring came from I-"
  • Lightning gasp!
  • The Skull-thaints are seen charging!
  • Twilight: "SKULL-THAINTS!?"
  • Cornwall: "THEY LOOK LIKE THE WYVERN SISTERS?! BUT SCARIER.... And birarrely hotter."
  • Devon slaps Cornwall!
  • Cornwall: "OW?!"
  • The Skull-Thaints land and roar!
  • Fluttershy: "MEEEP?!"
  • Fluttershy went behind Twilight in fear and coiled!?
  • Max the cat coughed a hairball!
  • Max the cat: "Sorry... (Ahems)... I hairballed myself."
  • Squidward: "OHHHHHH MY!?"
  • Po: "......... I peed myself...."
  • Mantis: "...... Gross."
  • The Skull-Thaints cornered and circled Daisy Beds!
  • Lightning got between them and Daisy!
  • Lightning: "NO!? YOU LEAVE DAISY ALONE!?"
  • Luna: "Lightning Dust, do not stand in the way of Skull-Thaints, they are relentless and dangerious hunters of wayword and escaped souls of the afterlife! They don't tolerate interfearence!"
  • Lightning: "I'M NOT LETTING THEM HAVE DAISY!?"
  • One of the Skull-Thaints bites down onto Lightning's wings as she screams!
  • Everyone gasps!
  • The Skull-Thaint tosses Lightning into a building, and slowly crawls torwords her, aiming to kill her!
  • Celestia: "The Skull-Thaint is going to kill Lightning!?"
  • Hurricane: "THANK YOU, PRINCESS OBVIOUSLESTIA?!"
  • Creeper: "Oh, don't worry! I got this! (Creeper whistles through his fingers!?)"
  • Now, the Gwythaints, or what the series dubbed them as "The Wyvern Sisters", appeared and charged after the Skull-thaints, even dispite being slightly outsized!
  • One WS blamed into the Skull-Thaint trying to skill Lightning, another stood between the one trying to get Daisy!
  • The Wyvern sisters and the Skull-Thaints growled and snarled at eachother!
  • Lightning Dust, even injured, slowly crawled torwords Daisy.
  • Lightning: "Daisy.... I'll keep you safe... I won't let the ghost awaker get you! I promise."
  • The First Skull-Thaint saw Lightning trying to get to Daisy!
  • Daisy: LIGHTNING, LOOK OUT!!! (The Skull-Thaint charged after Lightning, but a Wyvern Sister attacks it before it could touch her)
  • Lightning Dust:... Whew! Daisy, I won't let those horrible monsters touch you.
  • Hurricane: Lightning, I'm sure you know that this isn't a reunion. You know why these creatures are here.
  • Lightning: WHY SHOULD I LET THESE GUYS GET IN THE WAY OF MY REUNION?!?
  • Hurricane: What do you want, a death certificate? THEY'RE FREAKING AFTERLIFE-ENFORCERS!!!
  • Lightning: WELL, I WOULD'VE GIVEN ANYTHING TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN!!!
  • Hurricane: YOU MEAN LIKE YOUR OWN LIFE?!? LET HER GO, YOU LUNATIC!!!
  • Cutie Dust: (Eyes are watering) Please, Lightning, don't kill yourself by doing this! PLEASE!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
  • Daisy: Lightning, is it really worth sacrificing your own life just to see me? I thought you were better than this.
  • Lightning Dust: But, Daisy, I--
  • Daisy: Lightning, please. I don't want to see you get killed because of this. If you care about me at all, you'll let me go.
  • Lightning Dust:... (Sobs)... Alright, fine! If it'll make you happy... Go ahead. (Falls to the ground crying)
  • Daisy Beds: There, there, Lightning. I missed you, too. I'm sure we will meet again soon. (The Skull-Thaints roar)... Goodbye, Lightning. (She goes with the Skull-Thaints and they leave, leaving Lightning to continue crying)
  • Lightning Dust: It's not fair! I can't even see her for a full hour.
  • Icky: "Ok, I would like to know in the next 10 seconds, WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE!? First the Plunderweed Seeds get robbed, then the ghosts araisen from the grave and suddenly form a migrating pattern, AND THEN WE JUST ALMOST FOUGHT AGAINST THE DRAGON DEATH COLLECTERS!? THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE!?"
  • ???: "Everyone."
  • Nightus and Heavenslight arrived.
  • Heavenslight: "..... There's something, Nightus and I.... Need to explain."
  • Nightus: "But first, we need to get the young dust girl healed."
  • Hurricane: "Already on the to-do list."

Twilight's castle.

  • Nightus: "Celestia, Luna, and friends.... We, are dealing with somepony, from our pasts that we hoped we didn't had to deal with again."
  • Squidward: "Ok, I'll bite.... Who's the barnicale head that is bringing back ghosts of the dead and sending out giant dragon monsters to snag stragglers!?"
  • Heavenslight: "The "Barnicale-head" you speak of, is refered to as "Death Coffin", the Alicorn of Death itself, and the master of the Gloom Reaper."
  • Fluttershy: "Al-al-al-Alicorn of d-d-d-d-d-d-d-death? Equestia has a, Alicorn of death?!"
  • Pinkie: "Wait, since when does Equestia have a death god?"
  • Twilight: "A death god? I, I never read anything about him before in the books!"
  • Nightus: "It was because we want to keep Coffin from being known, as what he had became, and not what he once was."
  • Heavenslight: "We encountered Death Coffin during our young adventures, long ago."

Chapter 2: Death Coffin

Flashback, the past.

  • (Nightus): "Death Coffin was among the Alicorn gods back in Equestia's golden age of the alicorn. Then, the chaos war against Tyranny happened-"
  • (Icky): "Yeah yeah yeah, and the alicorns killed themselves to stop him, we know the story."
  • (Nightus): "But Death Coffin's fate was... Different. Since he was the Alicorn of death itself, he didn't, "die" persay.... He was instead, turned, into a living skeleton."
  • A figure was changing from a fully fleashed Alicorn Pony to a walking skeleton!
  • Figure: "NO!? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • (Nightus): "He was forever scarred of what he was turned to. He wore a hood, to hide his hairless head. He tried everything to reintroduse himself to mortal socity..."
  • Pony 1: "AGGGGGGGH?! A MONSTER?!"
  • Ponies run!
  • (Heavenslight): "But the ponies were too afraid of his appearence to realise he was a damaged victim of a horrorable war."
  • (Nightus): "He turned, dark, ever since... Then, 23 days later, when Heaven and I were having our adventures, that was when we met him."
  • The figure interspected a younger Heavenslight and Nightus to see, the figure from before, who has been reveiled and named, as Death Coffin.
  • Young Nightus: "WHOA!? What happened to you?!"
  • Young Heavenslight: "Nightus, behave! I'm sorry for Nightus' behavior, sir. It's, interesting a skeleton like you is able to walk like that without flesh. How is that possable?"
  • Death Coffin: "Your.... Not afraid?"
  • Young Nightus: "You kidding? We're Alicorns. Nothing scares us, Boney!"
  • Young Heavenslight: "Ahem?! He means, we're tolerent to all creatures, even... Ones that are suppose to be long passed the prime of life."
  • Death Coffin: "..... I appresiate your kindness, young Alicorns.... Believe it or not, I am, or was once, an Alicorn myself.... Then, I became this, abomination, as a result of the great sacrivice in the chaos wars against that beast Tyranny!"
  • Young Nightus: "You know of the Chaos Wars? Our parents went to fight in it! They didn't ended up like you, did they?"
  • Death Coffin sighed.
  • Death Coffin: "I'm sad to say, child, that your parents are lucky to end up like the rest.... They no longer walked among us....."
  • Young Nightus: "..... No...."
  • Young Heavenslight is seen sheading a tear.
  • Young Heavenslight comferted Young Nightus.
  • Young Heavenslight: "It's ok, Nightus.... We were, always afraid this might be true."
  • Death Coffin: "Do not dispear, children.... Your parents are not gone forever...."
  • Young Nightus: "They're not?"
  • Death Coffin: "You see, I am scearching for a powerful temple of reserection, deep within the bowels of tartarus. There lies within, a great jewel to enable us to bring back our race. I can no longer be this, hidious form, and you two.... Can see your loved ones again."
  • Young Heavenslight: "You speak of.... The Jewel of Souls?"
  • Death Coffin: "Yes. I need that jewel to make bringing back our race possable. Would you two, accompany me to seek it out?"
  • Young Nightus: "For our parents, we will!"
  • Young Heavenslight: "Nightus, a word privately?"
  • Young Nightus: "Uh.... Excuse us for abit, Boney?"
  • Death Coffin: "My name, is Death Coffin... But your excused."
  • Young Heavenslight: (They enter a private area) Uh, Nightus, I'm not so happy about our parents' fate, but if there's anything they taught us, it's never to take the words of strangers. Even if it's one of our own.
  • Young Nightus: Are you saying we shouldn't help this guy? He's offering to bring our parents back, and you're just gonna say no?
  • Young Heavenslight: Look, Nightus, my father told me of a story about the Jewel of Souls. One of the Great Alicorns of creation sealed it away because it was deemed too dangerous for use, even in the right hooves. If someone ever got their hands or hooves on it, then who knows what could happen?
  • Young Nightus: Well, we both don't, obviously.
  • Young Heavenslight: Yeah, I know, but even so, we can't take the risk.
  • Young Nightus:...But...but...
  • Young Heavenslight: Even though I'm not your mother, I say 'no buts'! I'm the most mature of the both of us, so I say we do this our way. Trust me, you'll thank me one day. I'm sorry.
  • Young Nightus: (Plops to the floor crying)
  • Young Heavenslight: (Sighs) Please don't do that, Nightus. I really hate seeing you like that.
  • (Iago): Gee, I wonder why? (A slap sound was heard) OW!
  • Young Heavenslight: (Sighs) Death Coffin?
  • Death Coffin: So, are you in or not?
  • Young Heavenslight:... We're going to pass on your offer. RIGHT?
  • Young Nightus: (Sighs) Y-yes!
  • Young Heavenslight: Do you know if you can be trusted with that thing?
  • Death Coffin: Well, it was crafted by the last Alicorn of Death, so I'm sure I can be trusted with it.
  • Young Heavenslight: And did it have good reason to be lost?
  • Death Coffin: Where is this going, young Alicorn?
  • Young Heavenslight: We're saying that it's better safe than sorry. If that thing is lost and there is a reason for it, then I prefer to leave it alone. It is what our parents would want from us.
  • Death Coffin: Well, I must say, your brother over there would want it to happen.
  • Young Heavenslight: Uh, he's not my brother. We're close friends.
  • Young Nightus: We've been told by our parents to-
  • Young Heavenslight: (Whispering through teeth) Nightus, shut up!
  • Death Coffin: (Sighs) Even if you didn't tell me who your parents were, I know who you two are. You're Nightus and Heavenslight, the offspring of the Alicorns of the Orbit and Cosmos. The ones that keep the Sun and Moon flowing.
  • Young Heavenslight: Then... Why did you confuse us as siblings?
  • Death Coffin: I was just testing to see if it was you two. And as for the Sun and Moon, they aren't being very well-handled. Those mortal ponies are having a hard time controlling it. Not to mention they shouldn't be controlling it at all since they're only using it for nothing but themselves. Why, their homes are frozen to the core thanks to their actions attracting Wendigoes to them.
  • Young Nightus: They're being plagued by Wendigoes? That's horrible! Are you sure this is a bad idea-
  • Young Heavenslight: He's just trying to get to us, Nightus. If we are to find them, we can help them by doing it ourselves. It is what our parents raised us to do. Control the Sun and Moon.
  • Death Coffin: Are you saying... You CARE for those mortals?
  • Young Heavenslight: Maybe, maybe not. I'm just saying that if our parents are gone for good, then we should continue their legacies as guardians of the Sun and Moon.
  • Death Coffin: Nightus, are you REALLY willing to care for feuding mortals? They can rot for all I care.
  • Young Nightus: Wait... Aren't those 'feuding mortals' supposed to be our kind's creations? And wouldn't you find value in them as much as they would?
  • Death Coffin: I...uh... In light of my condition, well, attempts to refit myself to them have... Obviously end poorly, so, I simply stopped trying to earn their worthless affection if they can't over look my current appearence. Mortals are quite shallow.
  • Young Nightus: Look, mortals are not perfect.... Obviously, but you can't fault them just because you have a major handicap keeping you from understanding them. You want them to see you for what I know you might, and can truely be, then don't act like what they think you are. (Sighs) You're right, Angel, let's ditch him.
  • Young Heavenslight: Nightus, I told you not to call me that! But at least you are looking up. Death Coffin, if you insist on making things more difficult for this world than it already has, then we want no part of it. Goodbye.
  • Death Coffin: Wait! COME BACK! DON'T GO!!! (They leave)... How could they betray their own race?!? (Growls angrily, uses a sythe to open a protalway, and storms down some stairs)
  • (Queen Heavenslight): We had worried that he would complete his task of finding the Jewel of Souls, but apparently he hadn't. We've waited all our lives for it to happen. We thought of that problem every time things went right for us. Like when we got our cutie marks by helping the mortals with raising the Sun and Moon, when we got married, when we helped our daughters stop Discord and Mayhem, even when we defeated the Boogeyman.

Present

  • Heavenslight: We had assumed as soon as we returned from Taiklar's hideout that he ultimately failed. But now that we felt his presence, it appears he is finally making his move.
  • Nightus: I still can't believe I almost fell for the lies of an undead maniac.
  • Heavenslight: (Softly giggles) That's just childish behavior, sweetie. Nothing to be upset about. But anyway, I'm afraid that since he's not willing to give up, we need to stop him before somepony gets hurt.
  • Celestia: Why haven't you told us about this before, mother?
  • Heavenslight: We figured you weren't ready yet. We were robbed of our souls by that Keyblade pirate before we could even let that thought pass us.
  • Discord: "Ok, so let me get this straight. There's this mortal hating death god alicorn going around and bringing the dead back to life because you refused to help him contain the jewel of souls and now he thinks your race-traitors? Yikes. There's always a new major threat around the corner in Equestia is there? What's next? A tyrantical beetle king in procession of a magical golden skull? Oh, I know! A malevolent rose monster from the depths of Tartarus! Oh! I got it! Another reincarnation of a MLP gen 1 villain like Tirek! The list goes on!"
  • Lord Shen: "Discord, this is serious!"
  • Discord: "Oh relax, Shenny poo! I was just lightening up the mood."
  • Icky: "But all in all, Equestia never seems to take a break from threatening supernatrol villains! First it was Luna's badside, then formerly Discord, then Cobra's new bed buddy Chrysalis, then King Sombra, then evil plants, finally Tirek. And that's Equestia's CANON threats! I can't even count how many times Equestia was threaten by OUR enemies!"
  • Nightus: "More then I would really be comfertable with."
  • Twilight: "It's, it's so horrorable to have an Alicorn to have lack of faith for ponies like that."
  • Applejack: "Well, considering he reference the Windiego mess, I rekcon he got that idear back when our folk weren't really getting along with one another."
  • Twilight: "But we obviously moved on since then and we gotten along! Why is he still thinking like this!"
  • Viper: "Obviously he was also a victim of being discriminated because of what the sacrivice turned him into. Being treated poorly can even make a god like him determin to hurt others, just to get what he illy believes is true justice."
  • Twilight: ".... I... I don't know if I can bring myself to battle an alicorn like Death Coffin... Outside of doing it very wrongly, he, he tecnecally just wants to bring back what the Choas war took from Equestia."
  • Lord Shen: "And we do not ignor that. But we have ot acknowledge that well meaning intention aside, we're still dealing with a rouge, corrupt dark god, a god of death no less. He's almost no more different then Hades himself."
  • Nightus: "Shen couldn't be more right. His purity is... Long comtaminated. I'm afraid not even the elements can restore what he once was."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Yeah Twi. It doesn't sound like he's just going through a bad personality problem like Luna."
  • Sandy: "Twilight, we understood well that your not comfertable about Coffin. But, he's like a rabid dog now. And like all rabid dogs, well, one of these days, they'd have to go the way of ol' Yeller."
  • Twilight: "You mean...."
  • Heavenslight: "It's, an ugly thought, and we'll never be proud of it. But... We, have to understand that Death Coffin may be too dangerious to allow to remain, unharmed. Whatever Death Coffin used to be, truely did die in the Choas War. The Sacrivice, just wasn't finished with Coffin."
  • Twilight: ".... I..... I need sometime to myself...."
  • Twilight walked away.
  • Nightus: "She's obviously not at all comfertable with this albeit ugly truth."
  • Gilda: "Feeling's mutual. But we all know how almost untreatable dark gods like him are. You either have to banished them somewhere, or... Ya know."
  • Spike: "But still.... Killing an Alicorn god? Twilight never done something like that before in her life. I'll, go keep her company."
  • Spike walked off.

Ponyville park.

  • Spike found Twilight.
  • Twilight: "I may've beaten a god like Nightmare Moon before.... But killing a god? Even if it's someone as incredability dark like Coffin, how can I just, you know..... End him?"
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  • The others arrived.
  • Heavenslight:...(Sighs) Twilight? We desided that ending him is, no longer nessersary. For an alternative, it's best we banished him to the planet's core, like what was done to the rouged Alicorn of Order during the chaos wars.
  • Spike: Oh...well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
  • Discord: Because of the song number, that's why! Songs are everywhere, even when you least suspect it. Live with it! I could sing a song right now if you-
  • Twilight: (Magically makes his mouth disappear) Let's just get stopping Death Coffin over with. (Takes deep breath) I really AM not prepared for this.
  • Icky: "Don't worry. Just stick with us, and you can handle everything. Now, we just need to pinpoint where the guy's heading."
  • Iago: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, I don't know. I don't we just follow THE TRAIL OF AWAKENED SOULS!?"
  • The trail of ghosts is seen in the skies torwords a massive gathering.
  • Heavenslight: ".... It appears they are gathering to, where the old alicorn castle is."
  • Pinkie: "The old castle of the sisters? Why is it that place keeps turning into a villain's hideout! First it was Nightmare Moon, tecnecally, then Black Tie, then Darkness Qui, then momentarly Tirek, and now a death god's hiding there! Just what is it with bad guys like to hide in old ruins anyway?"
  • Icky: "Well dekrepted and forsaken castles are a popular hangout for guys like that to hide out in. Cause nobody would think to look for ya in someplace nobody visits in like, forever."
  • Pinkie: "Well, we kinda visited the castle before, so it's not really the best hiding place ever anymore."
  • Shifu: "Somehow, I'm worried he may have a darker perpose for the castle then to just hide in it."
  • Celestia: "I'll send a messinger to alarm the guards and incrise protactions in case anything happens."
  • Discord: "Say, is the old castle cleaned out of all the Alicorn artifacts and taken to Canterlot, including the spirit of the Alicorn of time being trapped in his own relic."
  • Celestia: "Yes, we did took care of that so they won't fall to missuse. All Coffin would find is an empty room."
  • Applejack: "But what if it ain't a fancy artifact he's gunning for? What if he's after the Tree of Harmony? I mean, he did steal Plunderweed seeds after all!"
  • Shifu: "I can't help to feel, it's even worse then that.... I felt this, almost familier presence from Berk for some reason.... A presence, I thought was gone...."
  • Sparx: "What's Shifu saying? I don't like it."

Chapter 3: The Nightwalkers

Equestian Reforming Monistairy.

  • The camera quickly zooms onto The Black Vanguard, who gasps when the camera arrives!
  • Black Vanguard: "..... No..... It can't be....."

A room.

  • Karl the Amazing was chanting up a spell until he gasped!
  • Karl: "GREAT SPELLULIGHTUS OF KRONBITULASS!? Can it, be....."

Another room.

  • Wild Flower gasped as she woke up for her bed!
  • Wild Flower: ".... They're still..... Here? But, how?"
  • Cold Deep Sea: "Hey Wild Flower.... Do you like, feel that strange familier feeling too when we were in like, Berk and junk? Ya don't think, they are still here, do you?"
  • Wild Flower: "..... We need to find Karl and alarm the Monistairy!"

Outside Monastery

  • ???: (Some silhouetted figures appear from the ground, and they slowly approach the Monastery) Now, Ding dear, that nice Coffin guy warned us that they may not be interested in us anymore.
  • ???: "Jing, Jing, Jing. Relax. I know what I am doing."

Inside Monistairy again.

  • Karl has managed to get everyone togather.
  • Karl: "Fellow members of the Monistairy, I have urgent news.... We, may have, uh, a HUGE tecnecal difficulty waiting to happen in Equestia."
  • Princess Candence: "What do you mean, Karl? What's wrong?"
  • Karl: "Well, you guys might remember Jing and Ding, right?"
  • Black Tie: "Yes. And they were rudely slain by that Xehanort beast, have they not?"
  • Stomper: "That's what I heard."
  • Karl: "Well, supposingly. I mean, I saw it myself, but.... Well..... Somehow..... They're alive again."
  • They gasped!
  • Black Tie: "What? But didn't you say they were banished somewhere they can't come back from?"
  • Zuhron: "Well, normally that's true, but.... I once read that sometimes, some deitenties can be able to bust such things out of the unescapabe parts of Kingdom Hearts. It can normally be gods or High Councilers with strong understanding of Kingdom Hearts, like the Real Ansem, those with pure darkness, like the forementioned Xehanort, and sometimes, gods with the powers of life and death. Jing and Ding could've been most likely been brought back by a dark god of a such magnitude."
  • Stomper: "So, you assume a rouge god brought that those maniacs that almost destroyed my home world?"
  • Zuhron: "Well, mostly one of death, I may add. I doubt a life god would resort to such things."
  • Ann-Tena: "Dr. Wazabi, please tell me our defence sheild is up."
  • Dr. Wabazi: "You'll be reliefed to know that it is. I tested it this morning and it should keep our suddenly-back friends out."
  • Karl: "Question though.... Is it heartless proof?"
  • Dr. Wazabi: ".... Beg your pardon?"
  • Karl: "In case you forgot, Jing and Ding are heartlesses like myself, BV, Wildflower and CDS, where we can just teleport around sheilds like this so it won't be a great bother."
  • Dr. Wazabi: "Well...... I..... Kinda didn't, cause, I was afraid it might do something to hurt you and your friends."
  • Karl: "...... (Facepalms)..... Oh for the love of Nebulus."
  • Kevin: "So wait, you mean there's attempted world destroyers coming to here and our defences ain't gonna keep them out?!"
  • Othello: "I vote we evacuate the premises before it's too late!?"
  • Stomper: "Oh bloodly relax. They don't have that darkness ooze stuff anymore. They're no more powerful then normal Nightwalkers now. In fact, me and Black Vanguard will go out there and send the rotters packing! You in?
  • Black Vanguard: "Well, I'm, kinda afraid to. These are the same two that turned me into, this. They might still have some reserve power to pose a serious threat."
  • Stomper: "Ahh, come on, we're too big guys, and they're puny little freaks. What's the worse they're gonna do to us?"
  • Black Vanguard: ".... Well... I'll only be your backup."
  • Stomper: "Eh, close enough. (Brings up Club) Alright, let's go get them. Ann-Tena? Be our magic support."
  • Ann-Tena: "I'm with ya all the wall, Stomp."
  • Stomper: "Wazabi? Wake up the defence turrents?"
  • Dr. Wazabi: "They're still exspearimental, but I'll see what I can do."
  • Stomper: "Shape Swifters? Your range support."
  • The Shape Swifters brought out guns!
  • Stomper: "All right, let's go kick some butt!?"
  • Karl: "Ok, before you ran out there going Leroy Jenkins on us, let me devise a stragity so you can secure a victory on foes that only someone who used to work for them can tell you."
  • Stomper: "Alright, alright, but be quick! I want to stomp them like the puny bugs they are!"
  • Wild Flower: "Well someone likes their daily dose of gratuidus violence."
  • Karl: Well, great then. Here's the plan...

Outside Monastery

  • Jing:  I sense there is something protecting the Monastery. It's like some kind of magical shield.
  • Ding: Firstly, it doesn't feel magical to me. It feels more like, mortal created, "science" I had heard so much about. But seriously, pfft, amateurs! We can get past those magic tricks. We're Heartless. (They begin teleporting past the shield, and suddenly they are met by the Shape Swifters, which are packing their machine guns)
  • Zach/Clerance/Ryan: EAT TIC TACS, MOTHERF*****S!! (They begin firing)
  • Smoke forms from the guns as eventally, it stopped, and the dust settles.
  • Zach: "Did we get them?"
  • The fading smoke reveils Jing and Ding looking unamused.
  • Ding: "..... Guns? On two powerful creatures that can make themselves aamune too with magic never existed before in Heartless? Seriously? Have Keybladers been THAT scarece since the last clash? Ya know, it's kinda disappointing, and I'm embarrised we have to deal with you guys."
  • Ryan: "..... (Brings up walkie talkie): "Wazabi, please tell me the turrents are up? CAUSE OUR BULLETS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THEM?!"
  • Wazabi's voice: "Well it's a good thing I used something MUCH more reliable and advance then metal pellets."
  • Huge futuristic turrents rose from the ground and aimed at Jing and Ding.
  • Computerised voice: "Wazabi Lazers, online. Lazer levels: Set to kill."
  • Zach: "Cover up boys, his could get real ugly fast!"
  • The Shape Swifters took cover as the turrents ready to fire!
  • Ding: Really? You think that lasers can do better? We Heartless have dealt worse.
  • Dr. Wazabi's voice: We'll see about that! (Fires the turrets, and the lasers creates a puff of blue plasma smoke that incinerates the entire spot)... (The two are still alive) AW, COME ON!!!
  • Ding: We are NOT coming on! No firepower can take us down. You'd need magic for something like that. Something of which YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE!!!
  • Jing: Uh, I'm pretty sure they do, Ding. Remember that nice horse skeleton told us about this place. This place belongs to a "Princess Cadance" after all, she could be here hatching a plan to stop us.
  • Ding: "Oh, she's not even THAT powerful! What can an alicorn of love do to us?"
  • ???: THIS!! (the two got comedically zapped!?)
  • Ding: AAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW?!... WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?!?
  • Cadance: (Appears from the door) Stay away from my school, you two! If you're both after Karl, Vanguard, Cold, and Wildflower, then you're wasting your time. They don't want anything to do with you anymore.
  • Zach: YEAH! So why don't you get your floating butt out of here, or we won't have to hesitate to disintegrating you from thin air, you asswipes!
  • Ryan: (Scoffs) Microsoft Sam reference!
  • Ding: How cute dear, they think they can get in the way of us. How adorable. But it's a wasted effert guys, just saying.
  • Jing: You had to admire they are being good friends though.
  • Ding: "Dang it Jing, we're suppose to be intimadating, woman!?"
  • Cadance: Ahem! You know we will protect them, you two! So leave before I start up the anti-darkness shockwave again.
  • Ding: HAH! You think that's supposed to scare us-
  • Jing: Uh, Ding dear, I think it's a good idea to get out of here while we still can. She's obviously not a kind of person that backs away easily don't ya know.
  • Ding: Oh, I'm shaking in my shoes! We could swipe them from your hooves, and you wouldn't even have time to react before it was done.
  • Jing: Ding, please don't!
  • Ryan: Go ahead, asswipe! Move a single muscle, and you're dead meat!
  • Ding: Oh, YEAH?!?
  • Ryan: YEAH!!
  • Ding: OH, YEAH?!?
  • Ryan: YEAH!!
  • Ding: OH, YEAH?!?
  • Cadance: ENOUGH!! I'm going to say this one last time, leave!
  • Ding: Go ahe-
  • Jing: Ding?! We are leaving this minute!
  • Ding: "Jing, we're here to get our old group back togather, and your suggesting to quit?!"
  • Jing: "Ding, it would be lovely to get our old team again, but alas, I think that nice horse skeleton was right. These people are not gonna give them up."
  • Ding: "Ya see Jing, ever since we were supposingly banished to this "unescapeable" realm by what we thought was a supportive master, we been having a bad falling out! Your becoming a defeatist!"
  • Jing: "That's not true at all! I'm just being careful in picking fights I know we can't win! We were reckless back in Berk, and now look at us! We have no army anymore, we don't have our Night Fury Heartless anymore, our former friends want nothing to do with us anymore, and worse, OUR SON'S IN A SPACE PRISON!?"
  • Ding: "Look, it's all but a bunch of minor setbacks! We have a much more supportive master now, and in return of doing a few oddjobs here and there, he'll fix us up with a new arm good as new!"
  • Jing: "Somehow, I might not nessersarly believed that. He obviously looked more concerned bringing back a bunch of dead gods back then help us."
  • Ding: "Obviously, that's just his MAJOR goal! I'm sure he'll help us correct our problems after words! Why, he'll return to berk, get Heartless back to our side again, and we'll open up shop again and get back to word showing everyone the excitment of darkness. But doing it without Karl, Wildflower, CDS, and Vanguard wouldn't feel the same."
  • Jing: "I have nothing against being optimistic, Ding, but I have a problem of overmestimating your skills AND underestimating oppendents! That almost got us banished forever and/or dead!"
  • Ding: "Jing, I really, REALLY, miss the days you actselly support me on everything!"
  • Jing: "I DO support you, Ding. I am just looking out for OUR well being!"
  • Ding and Jing began arguing as Candence and the group of reformed villains watched in awe.
  • Black Tie brought out a walkie talkie.
  • Black Tie: "Jappetho. Bring some coffie and popcorn. I found something quite entertaining."
  • Jappetho's voice: "You got it, Mr. Black Tie."

Minutes of arguing later.

  • Jing and Ding are still arguing!
  • Candence and the reformed villains were enjoying Popcorn and coffie.
  • Fang: "(Laughs softly), Karl my boy, you sure they're not usually like this?"
  • Karl: "Well, back in Berk, they got along alot better. It's obvious that uh, their relationship is in a rut from the whole.... Betrail from our former master thing."
  • Othello: ".... Shouldn't we capture them while they're distracted and report them to the Lougers?"
  • Stomper: "Very well. It was starting to get boring."
  • Stomper attempted to causually capture Jing and Ding when-
  • ???: "HANDS OFF MY VALUABLE ALLIES, GIANT!?"
  • Stomper: "Oy?! Who said that?!"
  • Stomper got zapped by a dark ray and was sent flying into the building as a goofy scream was heard!
  • Kevin: "Uh, oh....."
  • Jing and Ding stopped arguing.
  • Jing: "Oh dear.... (Grabs Ding in fearful embrace) He's upset!?"

A dramatic and dark flash plays as the figure appears, who gets reveiled as a skeletal pony wearing a hood and holding a dark sythe with him as this music plays.

The Horned King (score) - The Black Cauldron OST

The Horned King (score) - The Black Cauldron OST

  • Ding: "Uh, Hey, Deathy babe.... How's it going? We, got alittle side-tracked and uh... (Laughs nerviously), We had some trouble getting our old team togather and uh-"
  • The reveiled Figure, Death Coffin: "I learned that already from the sisters of Desteny, you twits! It's obvious that without the darkness energy of Berk, you two are clearly redused to depowered fools... I probuly should've forseen that. Anyway, you are delaying my plan! Allow me, to deal with the troublesome niece of Nightus' and Heavenslight' mortal cuddling daughters, myself."
  • Princess Candence stood between Death Coffin and Karl and friends.
  • Princess Candence: "So, YOUR the one who brought those two back. And you said you knew Aunt Celestia and Aunt Luna's parents?"
  • Death Coffin: "Know them? I tried to convince them to help the Alicorn Gods!? But they were too afraid for their own weak uncertainy and unproven throeies that the Jewel of Souls was too dangerious for use!"
  • Zuhron: "Actselly, I studied about the Jewel of Souls, and, their fears are not as unfounded as you think. That very jewel can litterally be the end of life for all time if it's not used correctly, and-"
  • Death Coffin: "YOU WILL BE SILENT!?"
  • Zuhron: "Shutting up now."
  • Princess Candence: "Look, I can understand trying to help your race, really, I do. And I'm sure my aunts and Nightus and Heavenslight would jump at the oppertunity if there was a safer way. But bring back attempted world destroyers AND plotting to kidnap reforming villains is NOT how one brings back dead gods. Whatever your planning with them, it's too dangerious to see it through."
  • Death Coffin: "Typical of a half-spawn of the rediculious ideals of Nightus and Heavenslight to react. Your quickness to cuddle and, love, the mortals has BLINDED you of how truely worthless they are.... And I espeically find you, an ultamate disgrace, that you have unioned with a mortal! Who ended up being tricked to love a parasite that pitifully tried to usurp control of this land! But it's not as bad as the recent new false god that is the supposed replacement to my beloved Mana Magic, Twilight Sparkle. She fell in loved with an obvious fool! True gods are ABOVE such nonsense! The loving of mortals is sicking, but, sharing our bloodlines with them!? THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE ALICORNS WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT?! And the age would certainly have kept the weak-willed Celestia in line. Because she grew up with mortal cuddling, she defelupted morality illness, and twice she almost succomb to it!? As much as she, disgusts me, she clearly needs my help, to liberate her from the sins of her parents, to be taken back to amorality, and be cured of the aliment for good! And she certainly needs to stop loving a sinful commiter of geniside!? It's even worse then the Sparkle ones' idiotic love for that mortal guard! But all of your romancing of the mortals, of equestia or not, disgusts me, all around!"
  • Princess Candence: "Nopony trashs talks love and expects to get away with it?!"
  • Candence summoned forth a heart-themed halblade and readied for combat!
  • Princess Candence: "As an Alicorn of love, I challnage you in the name of redeeming love's honor!"
  • Death Coffin: "(Laughs proudly). You dare speak of honor, yet you fight for the "honor" of this abismal mortal cuddling? Are you sure this is for real?"
  • Princess Candence got mad and charged!
  • Death Coffin and Candence began to have the battle of blades!
  • Death Coffin: "Your an ambitious child for a pawn of the disgraced King and Queen of Equestia. But I was a fighter in the Chaos Wars! I litterally fought Draconquui tougher then you! Even their fodder provided a better challnage."
  • Princess Candence: "SHUT UP AND FIGHT, BONEHEAD?!"
  • Death Coffin: "DON'T CALL ME THAT?!"
  • Death Coffin tossed Candence away, who quickly recovered herself from a few actrobatic tricks, and she and Death Coffin began fighting agan!
  • Shining Armor: Uh, guys, I think she needs our help--
  • Death Coffin: YOU ALL WILL NOT INTERFERE! (Casts a magic bubble around them, and he and Cadance continue fighting)
  • Cadance: I can't believe what a monster you have become! I'm sure that while our 'disgusting' love for mortals is not what we gods would normally do, I'm sure it doesn't matter now that things have changed. Just look at how far our mortal subjects have come through without your kind! They have proven that they could do it as well as you and your kind did.
  • Death Coffin: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? YOUR KIND ABUSED OUR POWERS FOR NOTHING BUT WELFARE!!! AND EVEN IF THEY LEARNED FROM IT, THEY STILL TREAT THEM LIKE THEY'RE NOT AT ALL SACRED!! THAT PROVES THAT MORTALS ARE WORTHLESS TO US!!
  • Cadance: If that WAS true, when why did we create them? They're as smart and wise as us. And the only reason that they abused our powers was because they had briefly lost hope in the philosophies of friendship following the Chaos Wars! Besides, I am not completely like my aunts, am I? I'm pretty much mortal myself.
  • Death Coffin: But even I know that you're PART Alicorn God! You were born from the disgusting mating of a perfection-obsessed Alicorn brother of Celestia and a female unicorn!
  • Cadance: So what? Does it matter whether I'm immortal or not? I'm already happy as it is. And judging by how much has happened all these eons, I'm sure our kind would still be proud. Changes happen all the time. And to build a better world, it sometimes means that you must turn the old one down, and make a better life. You're one of the last of the Alicorn Gods, and most ponies are only aware of me, my aunts, and my grandparents. Aren't you at least lucky that you survived... Though barely?
  • Death Coffin: NO! Everything was better when my family and my kind were around! I'd do ANYTHING to bring back all that I've lost. And if others have to die, then so be it! (They continue fighting until Death Coffin almost gets the upper hand until Cadance catches him by surprise, and disarms him)
  • Cadance: Stay away from my Monastery, and take your plans somewhere else!
  • Death Coffin:... (Shrugs) Very well, I shall! I always knew you were an abomination to my race from the start since your father survived out of extreme luck, founding that creepily-perfect-
  • Cadance: LEAVE!!
  • Death Coffin:... (Disappears, along with Jing and Ding)
  • Ryan: SO LONG, ASSWIPE!! (Laughs)
  • Clarence: Stop saying that, Ryan, it's not that funny!
  • Ryan: No way! It's totally gonna be my new catchphrase.
  • Zach: Uh... Wouldn't you technically be stealing that?
  • Ryan: Oh, come on, it's not like it's not said that often.
  • Cadance: Guys, I fear that this will be bigger than me and even my family. They might come back, so we need to get these 4 as far away from this place as possible.
  • Black Vanguard: "Dah, I ain't scared of a walking science class skeleton and those two bickerors! Now that we know they ain't powerful anymore and you just beaten their "master", we know we can handle ourselves now."
  • Cadence: "If there's anything my aunts taught me, is to never underestimate anyone like what we just encountered."
  • Karl: "I agree with her, Erikson. That treasure trove for dogs will find a way to restore them back to power, and then they'll be back. I vote we revaluate out stragity and get help!"
  • Black Vanguard groaned!
  • Black Vanguard: "I hates running like a cowerd!"
  • Wildflower: "Would you rather risk against being defeated by something you don't understand very well then?"
  • CDS: "Yeah, like, cause, I don't think it would be just them for like, forever man. If Jing and Ding still remember us, they might, like, still know what to do to a keyhole. And in like, the hands, er, hooves, of that bone horse guy, we might be in for a narly time, man...."
  • Black Vanguard groaned in defeat.
  • Black Vanguard: "Fine! We'll do it your way!"
  • Black Tie: "Now, there is only the matter of alarming the heroes and we're all set."

Ponyville.

  • Lord Shen: "There, now that we have instructed Ponyville and Hoofville to stay indoors, we now must go after this threat head on."
  • Icky: "Alright, this will be easy. All we're fighting is a crazed death god. What could possability be worse then that?"
  • The communicater started to act up!
  • Sam and Max started to act up to answer the communicater saying "I got it!"
  • Sam gets it!
  • Sam: "Yello? Shell Louge Squad, the one and only Sam and Max speaking....WHAT?!?"
  • Max: What's happening?!?
  • Sam: That was Princess Cadance and the Monastery. They said that Jing Du and Ding Ju attacked them, along with some skeleton Alicorn named 'Death Coffin', which  can safely assume is our big bad of the week that we were previously talking about. They're requesting we get over there pronto.
  • Icky: So much for fixing this quickly.
  • Devon: But how the hell is Ding and Jing back? Didn't Xehanort permanently bond them to the End of the World the last time we dealt with them?
  • Nightus: Gods like Death Coffin have been known to manipulate dark arts like that. It is possible that he could've brought them back.
  • Iago: WHY IS EVIL BEING SO UNPREDICTABLE THESE DAYS?!?
  • Celestia: Relax, everyone! We need to get to the Monastery and help them. It's possible that they'll be back.
  • Iago:...Good point.

Monistairy.

  • Dr. Wazabi: "It will take forever to make a force-sheild that is ammune to all forms of magic, teleportation included."
  • Black Tie: "Well, if I still had money that didn't get spended on my bail and/or to repay the damages of that Mythos Black Market fiasco some time ago, I would've been more then happy to aide you in such a matter."
  • Fang: "And if I still had my magic that the ONCE great Makuta took back from me, I would've been able to BLOCK those two bickerors out!"
  • Black Tie: "You realise that we have myself, Karl, and more or less Zuthron among other things, right? Heck, why in the name of Celestia didn't we asked Candence and Shining to block them out?"
  • Othello: ".... That is a very big plothole in this whole thing."
  • Scroopfan's voice: "Hey, you guys know that your not allowed to nitpick on plotholes. Those things can't be help sometimes."
  • Black Tie: "Oh, bothersome. We're off subject anyway. All that matters is that we DO need to improve defences to prevent more simular incidents."
  • Kevin: "Well, I kinda think that tecnecally, it's not so much, us they're after, it's Karl, Wildflower, CDS, and BV. By all accounts, Jing, Ding and that Coffin guy might leave us alone when what they want isn't here anymore."
  • Black Tie: "Well, that depends if he never crosses into the terratorry of using us as hostages."
  • Zuhron: "Well, I am working on something for the lougers to use against that skeleton that is an old family remedy against the undead."
  • Black Tie: "Ahh, splended, Zuthron. Am I assume it's powder based considering your track record with those things."
  • Zuhron: "Well, yes, but it has NOTHING to do with fear or corruption if anyone makes assumtions. This powder is called "Anti-Necrocrom Powder". My great-great-great-great-great grandfather's old recipe. He created to deter, and defeat, the undead uprising caused by Skull Lord Mantromon and the Necromancer Benramon."
  • Kevin: "Cool.... But how does it work, exactly?"
  • Zuhron: "Well, like what it name means, it deters the undead, in any shape or form."
  • Black Tie: "Hypoheticly speaking, would it work on the undead if they were to turn for heartlesses for some weird reason?"
  • Zuhron: "Well, the powder was mostly meant to be used on NORMAL undead, but I suppose that, while it doesn't completely put the spirits back to rest, it would burst them out of their heartless form. But as it's current form, it'll either only be brief or won't work at all. I'll have to combine the powder in it's current state with Great Aunt Gretrina's recipe for "Anti-Heartless" powder. But what would make you think the undead would ever became heartless?"
  • Fang: "Well, considering that a dark god with malmitulation of the dead has brought back and allied itself to two fanactics that were turning idiotic vikings into sentient recolors of normal heartlesses with intent to send all worlds to darkness for some misguided ploy to SOMEHOW bring back fallen gods... You do the math."
  • Zuhron: "..... I'll, get to work on it right away, now that's been brought up."
  • Othello: Guys, look! They're here! (The Shell Lodge van appears) Wow! I haven't actually seen the Lodgers' ship in quite a while. When did it get to the size of an average spaceship?
  • Shining Armor: They do have geniuses in their ranks, Othello. (The Lodgers appear out of the van)
  • Twilight: Cadance! We came as soon as you called.
  • Sam: You won't have to worry about those dark-hearted creeps now that we're here.
  • Icky: Damn right! We'll strip them white until they're as exposed as Shadow Fagin's ass when we blasted the black off...Did that sound racist?
  • Sparx: No idea.
  • Skipper: Well, regardless, we'll keep these 4 safe from Death Coffin's grasp.
  • Shining Armor: Thank you so much, guys!
  • Zach: Your Highness, did you ever tell them about Cadance's parents?
  • Cadance: I don't think that's important right now, Zach. There's more serious things going on. Anyway, we need you guys to take Sea, Wildflower, Vanguard, and Karl as far away from the Monastery as possible before those monsters get back.
  • Spongebob: "Already a plan and a priority."
  • Black Tie: "Oh, one thing before you go. If anything were to come up in the following hour, come back here to get a speical something Zuthron is working on in an event a union between two fanactics and that death alicorn were to make something, concerning."
  • Shifu: "I, worry we have a good idea what you mean by that. We already inform the public to stay in doors just in case."
  • Po: "And we'll worry about it in good time. Right now, keeping Karl and company safe is a priority."
  • Kolwalski: "We may need to shrink Vanguard down so he won't, uh.... Slow down the van and lop-side it with his size so he won't end up being a hinderence."
  • Black Vanguard sighed annoyed.

Chapter 4: Heartless Attacks in Equestria

Caverns under the Old Castle.

  • A voice: "IDIOTS!?"
  • Death Coffin was looming over a coiling and panicing Ding and Jing.
  • Jing: "Now, now, Mr. Coffin sir. In our defence, we didn't count on these delays to begin with. It's why we normally sent our dragon Heartless to handle these problems."
  • Death Coffin: "THAT WAS UTTERLY POINTLESS AND WE GOT THE PLAN PARTSILLY EXPOSED?! On top of that, I lost, to a disgrace!? You two are lucky that I find your knowledge of keyholes valuable or this would've ended in death for you?!"
  • Ding: "Ok, if it makes you feel better, we'll tell you, everything you need to know about the Keyhole and how to get what you want."
  • Death Coffin snarled.
  • Death Coffin: "Speak...."
  • Ding: "Well, easy enough, just walk up to a keyhole, and damage it. It's how our Night Fury Heartless caused the darkenss engery to be made in the first place."
  • Death Coffin: "..... Stupidly easy, but effective. Alchourse, there's still the matter of finding it, however. Otherwise this knowledge will be for not."
  • Jing: "Oh don't worry, Mr. Coffin. Just follow us and everything will be hunky dory. We can find keyholes as quick as a pinch. Why, in fact, just slightly further down this cavern is the keyhole hiding behind a secret catacombs for fallen mythic beast warriors."
  • Death Coffin: ".... Alchourse. It was where we placed in the bodies of the heroes AND villains of the Fear Wars in. Alot of the bodies are Centaurs, Manitcores, Harpies, and the occational elf warrior. It's perfect for additional heartlesses we need to excelerate the plan. And for reviving the Alicorns, I learnt from the sisters of desteny that Mana and the other alicorns are trapped in the rainbow rock, and the time alicorn is trapped in his own relic and has since been taken to Canterlot in light of the Order Alicorn's former creation now trapped to that of some idiot sentient maronette using him to learn of the lougers. Fear, Injury?!"
  • Fear and Injury coiled in fear!
  • Death Coffin: "I want you two to head to canterlot and contain the Time Relic holding the time Alicorn. Dog-John, Cheepers, you are heading to the Diamond Dog city of Bow-Wow and contain the rainbow rock. You have your orders. I expect them to be followed."
  • Fear: "All c-c-c-c-c-c-course, sir.... But, what if that attracts attention like in the Plunderweed thing?"
  • Death Coffin: "Worry not. Let's just say, Equestia shall be more concerned, of a dark and terrorable uprising, then more petty theifts. Now go!"
  • Fear, Injury, Dog-John and Cheepers ran off!
  • Death Coffin: ".... Jing, Ding. Show me, the way."

Anchent Secret Catacombs.

  • Death Coffin, Jing and Ding are wondering into the catacombs filled with skeletons as they approuch a suspitious looking sealment.
  • Death Coffin: "There seems to be a sealment."
  • Ding: "Wanna bet if we remove it, we find our keyhole?"
  • Death Coffin jabs his horn into it, unlocking the sealment, and reveils the Keyhole to Equestia.
  • Ding: "Yes! Pay up, cause bet won!"
  • Death Coffin laughed.
  • Death Coffin: "Yesssssss. Now, Keyhole. It's time, for you to be what liberates Equestia, from the age, of mortal stupidity."
  • Death Coffin readies his sythe, and in a dramatic position, slices at the keyhole, causing a huge scratch, and causing familier ooze to leak.
  • Music is heard, as Death Coffin gave a skeleton smile.
  • Ding: "Uh, sir, we may wanna get out of here now, darkness ooze tends to flood in like water, espeically when it's a small room like catacombs. And I'm sure your not aiming to be a heartless yourself.... Sir?"

(Death Coffin began singing, and as the music progresses and the trio escape, the darkness ooze began to flood the catacombs, the caverns, and began to form a moat of darkness around the old castle. As the song progresses, Death Coffin malmitulated the spirits to fly into the darkness pool and tossed the plunder seeds into it, as soon, heartless began to rise and form around Death Coffin as he climaxed his song.)

FNaF - Foxy's Tale Deeper Voice

FNaF - Foxy's Tale Deeper Voice

  • Ding: ".... I have to admit, his song is ALOT more badass then the songs we were singing back in the day."
  • Death Coffin: My grand new Heartless army! IT'S MAGNIFISENT!? Resurrection of the Alicorns, is nigh!?

Ponyville

  • Mayor Mare: (Everyone is gathered to Ponyville City Hall about the undead invasion a while ago) Everypony, please, settle down! I know you're all scared with this 'undead invasion' that previously growned across Ponyville. But the Princesses informed me that it will all be dealt with in good time. Everything is going to be fine... (Suddenly, she sees some ponies with the Kingdom Hearts Symbol on their chests, having Heartless-like eyes, and knight helmets oozing from the ground as they begin to approach the ponies while they never noticed)... Uh... Everypony! (They look behind them to see the Heartless ponies as they begin to panic)
  • Cheerilee: "WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE PONIES!?"
  • Bon Bon: "I THINK IT'S THE UNDEAD!? SOMETHING TURNED THEM INTO MONSTERS!?"
  • Octavia: "RUN AND SCATTER?!"
  • The ponies scatter away and ran to their homes!
  • Mayor Mare: "..... Why did I became Mayor of a town that keeps getting attacked by monsters? And it used to be a nice neightberhood too till monster attacks like this and other problems started to become an everyday thing. Well, not much left to do except warn the princesses about this and finish this sentence uninterupt-" (Suddenly, something big approaches her, and when she looks behind her, she sees it's a manticore-like Heartless which roars at her)... Meep! (Runs off)

Shell Lodger Van

  • Kowalski: (Looks on a radar)... Skipper, I'm detecting a high level of dark activity in Ponyville. I think Death Coffin is attacking it again.
  • Skipper: Shitake mushrooms! This guy just doesn't know when to back down for a while. Well, if he wants a fight, then we'll give it to them. Dodo, full speed ahead!
  • Mr. Dodo: Easier done than said! (The van heads to Ponyville, and when they arrive, they look out the windows to see the attacks)
  • Sandy: Jumpin' jellybeans! Is it me, or does Death Coffin's minions look more like Heartless now?
  • Cynder:... I think those ARE Heartless!
  • Sparx: IN EQUESTRIA?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
  • Shifu: Heartless can exist anywhere, remember?
  • Wildflower: Jing and Ding must've regained control of them somehow.
  • Twilight: We can't allow this to continue! We have to land! (They try landing the van, but some flying Heartless appear from the ground, appearing to be Harpy Heartless, as they swoop down towards the van, and deal a great amount of damage)
  • Rainbow Dash: SWEET CELESTIA!!!
  • White Rabbit: THE VAN HAS BEEN BREACHED!!!
  • Celestia: "I don't know why, but, the arua of those heartless looking like Harpies. It feels.... So familier...."
  • Luna: "Am I seeing this? Are those creatures doing an old fear wars tactic?"
  • The Harpy Heartless form a V formation as another group forms a target with the van as the center.
  • Heavenslight: "The Harpy Arrow Tecnic? How did these creatures know of the move?"
  • Lord Shen: "Not impourent! Dodo, activate the defences now?!"
  • The Van dons the weaponry and fires at the Harpy Heartless as they scattered away quickly!
  • Icky: "Ha?! Overgrown chickens!"
  • A Whack was felt on the Van!
  • A figure of what looks like a Centaur holding a Pendelum-like blade is seen attacking the van!
  • Banzai: "HEY!? WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM!?"
  • Nightus: ".... A Centaur Legionaire? What is he doing attacking us? Why, I haven't seen a Centaur Legionaire since the fear wars."
  • Twilight: "I'll go talk to him. He's obviously scared and confused."
  • Twilight comes out to confront the stanger.
  • Twilight: "Excuse me, sir? I know you must be very confuse what is going on, but rest assured, we are not a threat."
  • The figure spoked in an unrekindiseable languise.
  • Twilight: "... Alchourse, he speaks in anichent Centaurian. You, know english right?"
  • The Figure spoke in the languise again, sounding more hostile! The Figure pointed the blade at Twilight!
  • Twilight: "Whoa! Calm down! What is wrong with you?!"
  • The Figure reveiled itself as nothing more then a Centaur Heartless in Spartan-like golden armor!
  • Twilight: "EEK!? THAT'S WHAT?! YOUR A HEARTLESS?!"
  • The Centaur Heartless shouted a battle cry as Twilight teleported away back into the van!
  • Twilight: "GUYS, I FOUND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT CENTAUR!? HE'S A HEARTLESS!?"
  • Icky: "Figures."
  • Lord Shen: "All the more excuse to blast him then!" (The van points it's laser cannons at him)
  • Icky: ALRIGHT, YOU BIG FAT LITERAL HORSE'S ASS, HERE COMES THE KA-SLICE!! (The laser cannons fire at the Centaur Heartless, and it actually uses it's blade to actually block the lasers, causing them to hit the van)
  • Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE!! HOW COULD A BLADE LIKE THAT BLOCK A LASER THIS POWERFUL?!?
  • Shifu: It's a Heartless, it can't be hit that easily.
  • Skipper: THEN LET'S SEE HOW THAT BLADE OF HIS CAN DEFLECT F****** TORPEDOES STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!! RICO, FIRE!! (Rico does that, and the torpedoes blast at the Heartless) HAH! LIKE GETTING A CAT OUT OF A TREE!! (Cheers, not noticing that the Centaur Heartless survived the blast) SHELL LODGE RULES, SHELL LODGE RULES, SHELL LODGE-... He's still alive, isn't he?
  • Sparx: YOU THINK?!? (The Centaur Heartless jumps towards the van readying the blade to strike)
  • Lodgers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • The Van dodges in time as the Centaur misses!
  • Icky: "WHAT GIVES!? EVEN NORMAL HEARTLESS AREN'T AMMUNE TO TORPEDOS AND SHEN'S CANNONS!?"
  • Luna: "We have to consider that we're not dealing with normal heartless! They're obviously half heartless, half something already long dead! Remember Death Coffin?"
  • Icky: "..... OH, HELL NO?! YOU MEAN THEY'RE, UNDEAD HEARTLESSES!?"
  • Rarity: "Normal Heartlesses and Normal Undead are two things, but UNDEAD HEARTLESS!? WHAT A CALMAITY?!"
  • Celestia: "The arua of that creature.... So, simular to the fallen Centaur hero Gremlar the Tough. Something is diffenetly going on."
  • Icky: "We'll worry about it later, right now, let's find somewhere else to land and figure out what to do next! Let's hope our horse-butt friend's the worse we're expecting!"
  • Suddenly, windows are being blocked out by a strange slime!
  • Lord Shen: "NOW WHAT?!"
  • Private: "Uh, Skipper, your not gonna believe what I am seeing on the louger cam."
  • Skipper: "WHAT?!"
  • Private: "..... WE'RE BEING SLIMED BY EVIL COUSINS OF THE PLANTS FROM "PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES?!"
  • Skipper: ".... The heck are you talking abo-" (Looks at the camera) HOLY FLIM-FLAMMITY S*** WEASELS!!! (They see Heartless Plunder Weeds that come in various forms) YOU'RE SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT THAT IS WHAT THAT DOUCHE NOZZLE DEATH COFFIN NEEDED THOSE SILLY PLUNDER SEEDS FOR?!? TO MAKE HEARTLESS VERSIONS OF THEM?!?
  • Icky: I hate it when enemies get stronger!
  • Sandy: FLY FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!!!! (The Plunderweed Heartless begin to attack with vines, but the van is able to avoid them by thrusting into the air)
  • Rainbow Dash: PONYVILLE HAS JUST BECOME A TOWN OF DEATH!!!
  • Celestia: And there's a safe bet that Death Coffin's powers are too strong for even a younger Alicorn like me and Luna to handle. Heck, even our parents are younger than him.
  • Twilight: Should I take out the old Keyblade that Tman gave me?
  • Luna: I'm afraid it's gonna take more than just a Keyblade to deal with these abominations.
  • Pinkie: Then we need to find that Keyhole and take care of it ASAP! Whatever that means... Probably 'Act Swiftly Awesome Ponies'!
  • Applejack: It means 'as soon as possible', sugar-pie.
  • Pinkie: Really?
  • Lord Shen: But you're right, we need to plug up that Keyhole before it becomes a huge problem.
  • Private: Yeah, I like this place just the way it is!
  • Kowalski: Is it because it reminds you of the Lunacorns?
  • Skipper: Kowalski, don't ask questions you already know the answer to. Let's cut the conversation crap and get this mission over with!
  • Fluttershy: "But what about Ponyville? We can't leave it being harmed by those things!"
  • Icky: "The only way we're REALLY gonna be of help to them is plug up the keyhole. In that term, it will render those things harmless.... Almost. There is still the matter of finding a way to turn those things back to normal, though."
  • Fluttershy: "Couldn't we at least find a way to evacuate the ponies of ponyville, my pets, and Jerry, Louisianna, Stefano, Andre and Chell!"
  • Applejack: "Flutters' has a good point! Not to mention that not even Big Mac would last a minute against those things!"
  • Lord Shen: "It would be difficult to successfuly pull off a compident evacuation with those things quick to attack us!"
  • Nightus: "But it must be done. We can't risk just hoping this raid won't result in causalties."
  • Karl: ".... Zuthron said he's working on something that'll effectively harm these things! A powder in combination of anti-death/anti-heartless powders. We could use that."
  • Iago: "He might still be working on that! By the time he would be done even in a fast paste, this village will see a bodycount!"
  • Sandy: "Then we're gonna have to split into teams! One team distracts those critters, that's gold team, blue team in on evacuation duty, any questions?"
  • Pinkie: "..... GOLD TEAM RULES!?"
  • Lord Shen: "All right Lougers, no time for lollygaging, we have an emergeny evace underway!"

Twilight's castle.

  • The Ponyvillians and Fluttershys' pets are taking cover in the castle.
  • Andre: "AY CRUMBA MARE, WHY DID YOU HAVE EVERYONE LEAVE THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES TO HEAR YOUR SPEECH!?"
  • Mayor Mare: "I didn't know anything about, whatever those creatures were!"
  • Jerry: "Well thanks to your bad planning, now our only hope of not getting attacked by those things is barracated doors and hopes that those things don't have teleportation abilities!"
  • Stefano: ".... Oh please don'ta tell'a me'a that won't'a end up being'a jinxed."
  • Mayor Mare: "Now, don't worry everyone! Twilight's castle is completely invader proof! What could possability-" (The Heartless teleport inside, and the Plunder Weed Heartless come out from the ground)... Me and my big mouth!
  • Andre: "SI! YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH INDEE-"
  • Andre actsidently hacks up Le Rat again!
  • Le Rat: "Oh please le tell me that the ghost cat isn't still out the-"
  • Le Rat sees the heartless and screams!
  • Le Rat jumps back into Andre!
  • Le Rat: "ONCE AGAIN, LE RAT RATHER TAKE LE CHANCE WITH LE SNAKE THEN THOSE MONSTERS!?"
  • Andre: ".... I seriously need to have that looked at."
  • Jerry: "No, body, moved, a musle. Maybe their eyesight is based on movement." (Angel makes noises at him) What do you mean 'that theory's been discredited, even for dinosaurs'? (The Heartless begin heading for the group)
  • ???: HEY!! (The van appears crashing into the castle)
  • Twilight: "Oh great. I'll have to pay for renovations again."
  • Icky: LEAVE THOSE GUYS ALONE, YOU BEASTS!!! (The van cocks it's laser cannons)
  • Kowalski: Made that cocking addition myself. It scares people into backing off easily. Surely it will work here. (The Heartless shriek at them and the Harpy Heartless begin attacking) Oh, crap!
  • Skipper: Relax, Kowalski, we're distracting them, exactly as we planned. Let's just lead them away while Blue Team leads them out of Ponyville.
  • The Van zooms off while the heartless chase them!
  • Chell: "Gees, am I glad to see those guys again."
  • Pony #1: Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that we need to handle a bunch of animals with us?
  • Pony #2: (Being comforted and pummeled by Siren and Snuggle the seals) YEAH! THEY'RE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!! CUTE, BUT OUT OF CONTROL!!
  • Mayor Mare: Relax, Fluttershy said they're harmless. (Louisiana growls at her)... Mostly.
  • Pony #2: (Being squished by Siren) OOF!... Where does she get all these creatures?
  • Jerry: She does know the Shell Lodgers, you know. She's just the perfect pony to call when you need someone to adopt a poor creature that was being used for something diabolical. Like me.
  • Pony #3: Say, aren't you that bunny who worked for that Latifier jerk?
  • Jerry: DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT LATIFIER, PAL!! I HATE HIS GUTS MORE THAN I HATE MEAT!!! (Takes deep breaths)... Sorry. I have abandonment issues. He, kinda dumped me awhile ago.
  • Filly #1: Aww, what a cute bunny!
  • Jerry:... Why, I'm flattered.
  • ???: "Ahem!"
  • The Lougers and ponies asigned to Blue Team are at the enterence.
  • Trixie: "If your not too distracted by tea partying, we're here to evacuate you lot away from those ugly monsters running about and somewhere NOT here, obviously."
  • Pony 4: "Oh, it's Trixie again. You better not be going crazy again under an enfluence of a corruptive artifact again."
  • Trixie: "Do you even see me wearing it?"
  • Pony 4: ".... Uh, no?"
  • Trixie: "Then Trixie has moved out of that awkword phase of her life."
  • Mayor Mare: "Now everyone, Trixie has, more or less, contributed in saving Equestia before, so, it's really not a good time to be nitpicky."
  • Pony #4: Oh, really? SHE TURNED MY SON INTO A PACK MULE!!!
  • Trixie: I recall doing no such thing!
  • Pony #4: Do you know someone by the name of Snails?
  • Trixie: (Shocked at that statement)... You... YOU'RE Snails' father?
  • Pony #4: Yeah! He told me everything, you b****!
  • Mayor Mare: SIR, THAT'S ENOUGH!!! TRIXIE IS REFORMED, SO PLEASE ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! If you don't cut this crap, he won't be the only one that was tortured!
  • Gilda: THANK YOU!! Besides, if anyone should be mad at somepony, be mad at Rainbow Dash. She's the one that kicked her from the Dragon Realms to the Valley of Peace a few Thanksgivings ago and got her to do all that crap to begin with.
  • Rainbow Dash:... (Chuckles) Sorry, uh, just something to convince her to make that episode, that's all. (Chuckles)
  • Twilight: Listen, that's all behind us! So are we going to stand here and do nothing, or are we gonna get out of here?
  • Mayor Mare: Yes, we need to move. And no more complaining! (They begin to leave the castle while the Heartless are attacking the van)
  • Lucky Jack: DAG NABBIT!!! THESE VARMINTS ARE TEARING US APART!!! (The Harpies are puncturing the van quickly and swiftly, and a Centaur Heartless is able to slash it's blade into the van, shocking Pleakley)
  • Applejack: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!! WE NEED TO LEAD THESE TAINTED APPLES OUT OF HERE INSTEAD OF SIT HERE TRYING TO FIGHT!!!
  • Mr. Dodo: I'm trying, but those Heartless are blocking my view!! (Pony Heartless jump onto the windshield, and they slip down with their cheeks or lips pushing on it, getting saliva on it)
  • Pinkie: Ew!
  • White Rabbit: WHAT'LL WE DO?!?
  • Sandy: (Sighs) I'll deal with this! (Presses the horn, and a loud beep scares the Heartless out of their path, allowing them to activate their thrusters, and propel themselves out of the area, leaving the Heartless to follow them) Horns. Works every time.
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. Now all we need to do is get these guys out of the reach of Ponyville.
  • Private: But where do we lead them?
  • Skipper: Does it matter, Private?
  • Private: Yes, it absolutely does! No matter where we go, those guys will follow us. We can't land or stop for any reason.
  • Kowalski:... That is a valid argument, Skipper. They will be chasing us for quite a while.
  • Fidget: You mean... WE'RE the ones in trouble now?!?... (Does his signature scream)
  • Chi Fu: AHHGH! I HATE THAT SCREAM!! It sounds like a bird being violated in more ways than one!
  • Fidget: Says the guy who squeals like a girl!
  • Chi Fu: I do NOT squeal like a girl!
  • Everyone: YES YOU DO!
  • Chi Fu: NO I DON'T- (A claw tears through the wall, and Chi Fu screams his girl scream)
  • Peng: Alright, nobody panic! I'm sure we can figure this out.
  • Lian: Yes. We just need a plan.
  • Banzai: AND HOW WILL WE POSSIBLY COME UP WITH A PLAN WHEN THERE'S A BUNCH OF HEARTLESS HEARTLESS OUT THERE TRYING TO EAT US UP LIKE A SHARK?!?
  • Shenzi: "Hey, at least THEY are the worse we're having problems with."
  • Suddenly, A giant rose monster rosed from the ground and intersepted the Van!
  • Skipper: "HOLY DOLA OBLAGATA!? IS THAT A GIANT ROSE MONSTER?!"
  • Private: "A PLUNDERWEED ROSE MONSTER?!"
  • Spongebob: "And he has the most awesome cape anyone has ever seen!"
  • Everyone just stares at Spongebob.
  • Spongebob: "Sorry."
  • The Rose Monster grabbed the van.
  • Mr. Dodo: "Oh dear, everyone. I'm afraid this rose monster is with the heartless. He has the symbol on it's head!"
  • Sandy: "Then we're gonna need one heck of a weed-be-gone or we're plant food!"
  • Mushu: F*** that shit, we're just using our laser cannons! (Presses the button, and the cannons fire, blasting the rose monster's hand off as it roars in pain)
  • Mr. Dodo: Nice move, Mushu!
  • Mushu: Glad I could help.
  • Sandy: And once again, I have to be the one to fight our way across these bastards! (Throws Dodo off the seat, and takes it)
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, at least you said something that time, and didn't just do it like a greedy child.
  • Sandy: Shut up and hold on! (She steps on the gas, and the van blasts up into the sky as the Harpy Heartless follow them) YIPPEE!!
  • Chi Fu: IS THIS REALLY THE TIME TO BE YELLING LIKE A COWGIRL?!?
  • Sandy: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO BE YELLIN' LIKE A COWGIRL, PAL!!
  • SpongeBob: Wow, she's as crazy as Lord Shen when he was driving the van when we first had to deal with Wayne.
  • Mushu: You shouldn't be surprised since she went insane trying to search for you in one episode. Not to mention half of you is only saying that is because of your feelings for her.
  • SpongeBob: I thought we agreed not to mention that again!
  • Mushu: I'm just saying, dude!
  • Sandy: LET ME CONCENTRATE HERE, OKAY?!? HOWARD STERN'S PENIS, HOOPLA, HOOPLA!!! (Flies the ship in several maneuvers to avoid the Harpy Heartless, and uses the lasers to decapitate the rose monster as it falls to the ground. However, some small seeds get into the ground, and grow another one) AW, COME ON, DOGGONE IT!!! (Does a Kulbit maneuver to avoid Harpy Heartless, and is able to blast most of them down)
  • SpongeBob: WAY TO GO, SANDY!!!
  • Mushu: Again, not the first time.
  • Sandy: SHUT UP, ROUND-EYE!!! (Begins to fly towards the Rose Monster, and pulls a switch)
  • Mr. Dodo: SANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING THE LASER AMPLIFIER?!?
  • Sandy: IT CAN'T REPRODUCE WITHOUT NO DAMN SEEDS!! I'M TAKIN' THIS BULL BY THE HORNS!!!
  • SpongeBob: O... Kay, Sandy, you're starting to scare me now. Almost as bad when Patrick convinced me to go into your house while Hybernating.
  • The Rose Monster attempts to grab the Van!
  • Sandy: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (Fires the amplified laser cannons, which violently vaporizes the entire Rose Monster, as well as a few other Heartless standing a bit too close to it's blast range) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAHH!!! TAKE THAT, YOU OVERGROWN WEED!! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! (The Heartless are so taken back by the laser blast, they inevitablely retreat by oozing into the ground)... YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN!!
  • SpongeBob: (Runs up to Sandy) Wow, Sandy, that was amazi- (Sandy suddenly kisses him aggressively on the lips)
  • Sandy: THIS SPONGE IS MINE!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! I DIDN'T SAVE HIS YELLOW BACKSIDE FROM CERTAIN DESTRUCTION ON A REGULAR BASIS AND WROTE MY INITIALS ON HIS ASS FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW!!! WITHOUT ME, HE IS USELESS, WITHOUT HIM, I AM USELESS!!! BO-BUOY, BO-BUOY!!
  • Lord Shen: (Slaps Sandy across the face) SNAP OUT OF IT, RODENT!!!
  • Sandy:... What happened?
  • SpongeBob: You just vaporized the Rose Monster with amplified lasers, and made the Heartless retreat.... And you kissed me for some reason.
  • Sandy: Did I?
  • Boss Wolf: Yeesh, what was up with that brief bit of insanity?
  • Applejack: Did you have too much apple cider before you came?
  • Sandy:... Just one last drink... Or two... Or three... Or four.
  • Applejack: (Sighs) Next time, try water instead of apple cider. It really helps.
  • Pinkie: I can see Rainbow Dash and me aren't the only ones who love a little apple cider. (Giggles)
  • Skipper: Well, the good news is that the Heartless are off our backs.
  • Private: But won't they just return to Ponyville to resume their invading?
  • Kowalski: (On communicator) Yeah?... Uh-huh?... Okay, I'll tell them. Kowalski out. (Hangs up) Blue Team has already evacuated Ponyville. So there's no need to answer that question.
  • Mr. Dodo: Then I guess we're rejoining them now that our mission is complete. (Pushes Sandy off the driver's seat) Move over, Sandy, you've done enough flying for one day. (They blast off)

Meanwhile...

  • Fluttershy: Thank goodness we're safe from those horrible creatures, right Angel?
  • Rainbow Dash: Damn right! Now we just need to wait for the Lodgers to come back.
  • Twilight: And judging by the tremors we heard, I think it was rough for those Lodgers to hold off those creatures.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Thankfully it wasn't because someone went high drinking too much apple cider and went on a Heartless-killing spree. God, I love apple cider!
  • Mayor Mare: Alright, everypony! I know you're upset that your homes are under attack. But I can assure you that the Lodgers will deal with it in good time.
  • Pony #1: I don't think they're doing very well in holding them off, Mayor. Those tremors we heard tell me they were blown to smithereens!
  • Icky: "Oh is that so huh? Then that means I'm looking at their ghosts cause the van is coming for us."
  • The Van arrives.
  • Mayor Mare: "Oh you see? They were fine. But what was that tremors though....?"
  • Spongebob came out.
  • Spongebob: "Anyone asking about the tremors? Sandy was hopped up on cider and annialated a giant rose monster heartless and caused the heartlesses to retreat."
  • Rainbow Dash face-hooved herself and groaned.
  • Lord Shen: "But it is but a small victory. As we remembered from the Berk mess, the released darkness ooze will revive fallen heartlesses. And I doubt that rose monster is any different obviously. And they'll only keep respawning until we fixed the keyhole."
  • Twilight: "Ok, after we find shelter for the Ponyvillians and Fluttershy's pets/friends for them to wait out this mess, we need to take the time to know more about our enemy. I'll have to ask around ponies on what they seen."

Old Castle.

  • Death Coffin saw everything from the view portal.
  • Death Coffin: "Ugh. It's clear these misfits are more of a headache then even what the sisters fo desteny had predicted. Now I am sure that if I am to revive the Alicorns, I need to be rid of this group."
  • Ding: "Yay varaly."
  • Jing: "I'm wondering, are those imp guys and the two green guys back yet?"
  • Screaming was heard as Injury and Fear crashed in with the Clock of Reality in their procession.
  • Injury: "OW?! My, everything!"
  • Fear: "THAT, WAS THE MOST TRUMATIC EXSPEARIENCE OF MY LIFE?! GUARDS, EVERYWHERE?! AND THEY HAD A DRAGON-PONY HYBREED WITH THEM?! I AM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS ON END?!"
  • Death Coffin: "..... The clock of reality.... Yes..... My dear fellow Alicorn, Paradoxxious, the Alicorn of Time..... Speak to me, fellow Alicorn...."
  • Clock of Reality voice: "........ Death Coffin.... Dear, dear fellow Alicorn.... Just what do you think your doing messing with things you don't fully understand?"
  • Death Coffin: "Para, as you always have the ability to know, I am doing what is good for our race. I plan to have these creatures bring an end to mortal idiotcy and find away to use it to restore our bodies so we can stop it and restore the Alicorn age."
  • COR Voice: "Coffin, listen to yourself. Your commiting a great risk that will serve nothing but to ruin you. Whatever your planning, can't be accomplished this way."
  • Death Coffin: "Trust me, I consulted with the Sisters of Desteny, and they said that I will come through with my promise."
  • COR Voice: "But they warned you that it is destin to fail!"
  • Death Coffin: "ONLY, if I don't take care of those lougers and the soon to be fallen heroes of Equestia. Injury, Fear. Place Para somewhere where he can't expose this to Mana and the alicorns in the rainbow rock."
  • Injury and Fear moaned as they painfully carry the relic up somewhere where the Voice in the relic can't reveil anything.
  • Death Coffin: "Now, it is only a matter of time, until Cheepers and Dog-John return with the Rainbow Rock. Then.... I'll figure out a way, to bring my beloved Mana Magic back...."
  • Ding: "But, you need to make a cover story to justify why you had two guys steal her from whoever originally owned that rock."
  • Death Coffin: "Don't worry. As long as Para and Mana are kept seperated, I will have her support and faith in me. There is no way those misfits can ruin that. And I, will, make sure, it won't fail."

Chapter 5: The Search for The Keyhole

Reforming Monistairy.

  • Twilight: "Ok, I asked around alot of the ponies on what they seen what these creatures can do... And we're in for quite an adventure."
  • Icky: "Ok, so, what're we dealing with here?"
  • Twilight opens up a magical slide show and shows the Pony Heartless.
  • Twilight: "This is one of the first creatures seen in Ponyville."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Why does it look like a pony going to a Kingdom Hearts Convention?"
  • Twilight: This is just the basic Equestrian Heartless. Nothing too much to handle, really, but they are just as easy to handle as a common Heartless. Ponies have claimed that they were easily fooled by their appearances, but only because they were not mentally well or were just fillies, but they are still very formidable in numbers. We can just fend them off like any basic Heartless.
  • Pinkie: You mean we give them hugs, and they just become... Well... Not Heartless?
  • Applejack: I'm afraid it might not be that easy, Pinkie. These things are half-undead, so I don't necessarily think some physical comfort is going to fix them.
  • Twilight: Yeah. Especially since you'd have to get close to them, and risk getting in the way of bigger creatures like THIS! (Shows a picture of the Manticore Heartless)
  • Fluttershy:... A Manticore Heartless?
  • Twilight: Mayor Mare said that she came across one like this. They are just as bad as a Manticore, and I don't think they'll be so friendly if we just pull a thorn out of it's paw.
  • Icky: Yeah, it's not like they care about such a thing when they can just do that crap themselves.
  • Twilight: Not to mention that they are good at handling armies on their own, and are much more powerful the same way. Not to mention some claimed that their stingers turned other ponies into Pony Heartless, yet couldn't explain why. Others say they were slow through walking, but in the air they are dangerous.
  • Lord Shen: Goodness! Manticores that can turn other people into Heartless?
  • Icky: That's some shit!
  • Twilight: And those Harpy Heartlesses that have been damaging the van are much worse. (Shows them a picture) We've all seen what they're capable of. They are fast fliers that do much more powerful damage in flocks. If they can nearly destroy a spaceship-sized van, imagine what they can do to a living creature.
  • Boss Wolf: We're talking tearing you apart like an animal.
  • Sparx: Which is basically what they are.
  • Twilight: But there's more. They can manipulate wind just as well as Cynder and blow people out of their way, and one pony claimed that their eyes were just... Unspeakable.
  • Iago: Oh, pfft! I've seen a LOT of frightening bird eyes, even owls take the gold for their intimidating eyes. How frightening can these creatures' eyes be- (Twilight shows him a picture of their eyes) AAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WHAT CRUEL GOD WOULD CREATE SUCH MENACING EYES?!?
  • Spyro: I don't know, Death Coffin?
  • Twilight: They are also the spies of the Heartless groups, and they drop bombs on enemies on the ground.
  • Skipper: (Shivers) And I thought pigeons were jackasses with their shit, but these guys take that to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!
  • Celestia: What about that Centaur Heartless? Did you get anything about them?
  • Twilight As a matter of fact, I did. (Shows them a picture) It does look like the Assault Raiders of the Disney China, as well as that late centaur hero mentioned earlier. They are the commanders of these Heartless, and their hides are as tough as armor, even against missiles and lasers. Not to mention that they are extreme tacticians that can mow down armies like tall grass. One had claimed that he was able to fend it off by touching it's flanks.
  • Pinkie: So we just have to tickle them there? (Everyone was confused at that)... What?
  • Gilda: (Sighs) Sometimes, I really hate your silliness, Pinky.
  • Sparx: Well, I guess touching his flanks are all we need to do to-
  • Twilight: But the pony ended up getting injured when he could only fend it off so much until it slashed at him with it's blade.
  • Sparx: Aw, crap!
  • March Hare: What about those Plunderweed Heartless? What can they do?
  • Twilight: Well, there were those small ones that shot the slime. (Makes a picture of the small ones appear) I studied the slime they "politely" gave the van, and it appears to be, extremely sticky. Then, I noticed a sow 4 taller ones. (Twilight shows 4 tall ones) These "Weedlings" I dubbed them appear to be based on the seasons. Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. I worry what kind of abilities they process. Then there were, these nasty things (Shows a picture of a zombie made out of weeds) This looks to be some sort of, weed zombie. It, makes sense, considering Death Coffin's behind this. And finally, there was that Rose Monster we saw. (Shows the Rose Monster) This creature may appear to be some sort of, suprime commander of these creatures. And I suspect there may be something worse around the bend of this strain of Heartless I call, "The Equestia Heartless".
  • Lord Shen: "Alchourse. There's always a bigger monster around the bend."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well, at least we're just dealing with Heartlesses, right?"
  • A guard came in!
  • Guard: "YOUR HIGHNESS!? The castle guard reported the the same indeviduals behind the Plunder Seed thieft have stolen the Clock of Reality!?"
  • Celestia: "WHAT!?"
  • Guard: "And Master Uranus of the Rainbow Dog cult has come to warn us about the Rainbow Rock! Two new thieves have pilfered it!"
  • Celestia: "Two thiefts happened while there was an attack on Ponyville?!"
  • Boss Wolf: ".... Oh, wolf....."
  • Icky: ".... Your shitting me....."
  • Lord Shen: "Well..... This day keeps getting even MORE upsetting!"
  • Celestia: Did they say where they headed?
  • Guard #1: They seem to be heading in the direction of the Old Castle.
  • Lord Shen:... And this day just gets better, he said saracastly.
  • Icky: "What does that guy want with the Rainbow Rock and that clock thing?"
  • Nightus: "Isn't it obvious? He wants to revive the Alicorns, does he not? He'll do it by freeing the spirits from the rainbow rock and the Clock of Reality to somehow use the darkness ooze to re-create their bodies."
  • Patrick: "But how is he gonna do that without turning them into more Heartlesseseses."
  • Nightus: "Perhaps he might find some way to combine both his death powers and the ooze to find some way. Also, if he can restore Jing and Ding, it's not that very doubtful he can restore the Alicorns' lost bodies. But he would want to test out any possability on himself before he does anything to Mana, Paradoxxious and the rest of the sleeping Alicorn spirits in the Rainbow Rock."
  • Icky: "So, he wants to use corruptive gonk, to restore dead gods? I know years of being one of the last of yer speices is not a plesent way of life, but, is that dude THAT desperate?!"
  • Applejack: "Well we did previously established that he wanted to use a powerful but uncertainly dangerious soul jewel to try and bring them back. I think that his sanity has LONG flown south for the winter and never came back."
  • Karl: "That bone-headed fool has no idea what he's tampering it, or at best not the approbeate concept of the results if he sees it through! If he tries to subject the souls through the stuff, even if he went the same route that created Fake Ansem and Xenmas, he'll just end up creating darker versons of those dead gods, putting everything in bigger jeopary!"
  • Black Vanguard: "So NOW can we stop running like cowerds and go kick his bone ass already!?"
  • Wildflower: "We STILL have to wait for Zuthron to complete the speical powder so the lougers can ACTSELLY stand a chance!?"
  • Karl: "And we ourselves can't exactly get involved. Now that Jing and Ding are likely restored to their power thanks to a new shorce of darkness energy, they're likely not gonna fool around again."
  • Black Vanguard: "Ugh. Much as I hated Alvin the Treacherious, at least he always answer the call to action."
  • Nightus: "Well we try not to make mistakes that only empower a crisis like this. And risking you 4 would count as a mistake as well."
  • C.D.S.: "Yeah BV, like, this is like, one big tidal wave that we're gonna have, like, to pass."
  • Intercom: "Lougers, Your Highnesses and Main 6? This is Zuthron. Please come to the lab. I have managed to perfect the powder."
  • Celestia: You have?
  • (Zuhron): Yes. It took some... Uh... Basic cleanup of the formula, but I got it.
  • (Ryan): And by cleanup, he means he accidentally spilled his batch on the floor and had to make a new one.
  • Skipper: YOU WHAT?!?
  • (Zuhron): Don't worry, it's still in good shape. It didn't take too long to make a new batch. But I assure you, it's done. Come inside to the Monastery, and we'll figure out a plan of attack.

Monistairy lab.

  • Zuhron: (While Twilight and Cadance do their nursery rhyme, Zuhron takes out a bag full of powder) Well, here it is. The Anti-Necrocrom/Anti-Heartless Hybreed Powder. It will allow you to fight off even the strongest of these undead/heartless beasts, and it will allow you to defeat Death Coffin and put him in his place.
  • Lord Shen: Excellent.
  • Mimi: For once, I'm glad you actually did something to help us.
  • Zuhron: Does that mean that our past is behind us?
  • Mimi: NO, I still hate you for trying to go all 'Matrix' on me with your trinket. And I'm never going to forget that.
  • Tai: Mimi, please, just cut the guy some slack. He helped us out on this mission.
  • Mimi: Yes, but that doesn't mean that I'll forgive him.
  • Girl Sora: Can we please move on before we get into another argument... Or if someone gets hurt here? Mimi, shut up and get on board with us.
  • Mimi: (Sighs) Fine!
  • Zuhron: So, what's the plan?
  • Icky: Duh! We need to get to the Castle of the Two Mares.
  • Nightus: Big problem here, though. Since that's an obvious place to hide, Coffin will most likely head to the home of the Sisters of Destiny, who are creatures with the power to see the past, present, and future, just in case we think to look for him there.
  • Iago: I say we go there anyway. I mean, not only it's most likely where the Keyhole is and there was reports of those things building up around there we heard off camera, but it's better to check there first than to just search for a place we can barely been at.
  • Heavenslight: Yeah. And even if we could find the Sisters' cove, we'd have to face the entrance's dark spell that is an easy way to keep out intruders. You step one inch into the cave, and your worse fears come alive in your own mind. The only way to reverse it is in the library of the castle.
  • Twilight: That's a good plan. But once we have the spell to safely enter the place, how will we FIND this place?
  • Luna: We'll figure that part out later. We have work to do.
  • Shenzi: Yeah, we can't waste anymore time talking here. Let's kick some Undead-Heartless ass!
  • Ed: REAH!! (Cackles wildly)
  • Icky: "Well I still say he's very likely to be in the Old Castle, cause the script had already discribed that the major plot impourence is there anyway."
  • Skipper: Is this REALLY the time for breaking the fourth wall?
  • Icky: I'm just saying, man!
  • Heavenslight: Yeah, but he's not gonna be stupid enough to stick around for it.
  • Pinkie: Now let's stop talking about this before we start boring the audience with stating the obvious.
  • Rainbow Dash: Blah, blah, blee, blah! Let's just kick some ass and take names already!

Castle of the Two Mares

  • Death Coffin: It's amazing how 6 ponies can make a place so... Nice.
  • Dog-John: Well, this was where Twilight and the others were hanging out before they defeated Tirek after all.
  • Death Coffin: Yeah. I always hated that guy, AND his Darkspawn masters. AND his brother! I swear, the sooner the Alicorns return, the better. How's the status on securing Mana and the Rainbow Stone from the Clock of Reality?
  • Dog-john: "Oh, I placed her in Celestia's old bedroom."
  • Death Coffin: "Good. I shall proceed to comunicate with her there. If this goes well, you and Cheepers may very well get immortality, like I promised. With it, your garrintied to never be harmed by those mafia griffins. Now, the least you, Cheepers, and Injury and Fear can do now, is simply not doing ANYTHING that compromises the operation. I'll leave you 4 alone for only awhile. Ok?"
  • Cheepers: "You can surely have complete faith in us, sir. Me and the boys are just gonna play some poker. We even invited Ding with us."
  • Death Coffin: "Don't bother. I assigned him and Jing to prepare the armies to fight harder the next time the Lougers are encountered. Just simply, don't do ANYTHING stupid!"
  • Death Coffin teleported away.
  • Cheepers: "Alright gents, I saw an old round table in the dining hall. Perfect place for a rousing game of Poker."
  • Injury: "Alright!"
  • Fear: "But no strip poker pease. I'm sensitive about my body."
  • Cheepers: "Oh for goodness sake, nobody wants to see anyone naked anyway! We are playing CIVILISED poker. Now, to the dining hall."

Celestia's old room.

  • Death Coffin appeared in the room, and saw the Rainbow Rock.
  • Death Coffin: "..... Mana..... Are you in there?"
  • Voice: "...... Death Coffin?"
  • A spiritical form of Mana Magic came forth. She gasped!
  • Mana: ".... Coffin..... What happened to you....?"
  • Death Coffin: ".... Let's just say.... The sacrivice was not good for me either. It's, wonderful, to see you again, my love."
  • Mana: "Coffin, what is going on? Those two creatures that took me from the Rainbow Dogs. They speak of taking me to you. What is going on?"
  • Death Coffin: "They were, some helpers. You see, Equestia has fallen victim of a terrorable tragity. A tragity that even Celestia has failed to stop."
  • Mana: "Tragity?"
  • Death Coffin: "Yes. A hidious monster named Tirek broken out of Tartarus, freed Tyranny and joined forces with a dark and terrorable immortal named Pitch Black, and togather, they created two monsterious fanactics named Ding and Jing, and attacked the Keyhole of Equestia and unleashed horrorable monsters!"
  • Mana: "That's horrorable! Equestia won't survive if what you said is true!"
  • Death Coffin: "Don't worry. Tirek, Tyranny, and Pitch were already defeated by local heroes. But it was Ding and Jing, the new evil masters of this madness, now threaten Equestia. But don't worry. Where even the Elements of Harmony had failed in, the return of the Alicorns shall succeed."
  • Mana: "You sure? But, I am kinda needed to help the Diamond Dogs of Bow-Wow purify their race after their former king had-"
  • Death Coffin: "And in good time, you will help them, but all effort with them would be for nought if those monsters destroy Equestia. That's why... I need you to trust me. I may have to be forced to use questionable magic to re-create your bodies. I need, that trust."
  • Mana: ".... Coffin, you have my full trust. Equestia truely is resting on your wings."
  • Death Coffin: "Thank you Mana.... I hug you if you weren't a spirit."
  • Mana: "And I wish there was something I can do to restore your true form."
  • Death Coffin: "Don't worry. I am my own ginni-pig. I'll test the questionable magic on myself. If it works, I'll begin restoring you and the other Alicorns, and then, we'll bring down Jing and Ding togather."
  • Mana: "I wish you the blessings of the creation Alicorns."
  • Death Coffin: "Thank you my love.... I long, for that kind of kindness."
  • Death Coffin left.

Dining Hall.

  • Cheepers was spliting the cards.
  • Cheepers: "Alright gentlemen. Name of the game, is Follow the Queen."
  • Injury: "What queen?"
  • Fear: "It's the name of the game, doofus! How, do you play exactly?"
  • Dog-John: (Sighs) You guys seriously have NO idea how this game goes?
  • Injury/Fear: No.
  • Dog-John: Well, it's simple actually. I... Well... It's actually a lot of explanations. It's a card game involving betting and...

Explanations Later...

  • Dog-John:... And that pretty much sums it up. So are you up to it, or what?
  • Injury:... Well, I guess I could give it a try.
  • Cheepers: Great. Let's have a hand, then!

Meanwhile...

  • Death Coffin checked up on the Clock of Reality.
  • Death Coffin: ".... Good. Paradoxxious is kept as far away from Mana as possable."
  • Death Coffin left.
  • Death Coffin: "But, as a safety measure, in any event Jing and Ding can't bring themselves to defeat those idiot misfits, I think it's time for a certain security arrangement from the cave is placed here."
  • Death Coffin casted a spell on the castle, designing to make it that the lougers' most nastiest fears will come alive.
  • Death Coffin: And the best part, nobody in the entire UUniverses knows how to reverse this spell except me... Except for the Sisters of Destiny and my henchmen, but that doesn't matter. Nothing is gonna ruin my plans.... And I sure hope those idiots don't get out and reveal how to reverse the spell.

Outside Castle

  • SpongeBob: (They fly the van over the Everfree Forest) Are you sure it's a good idea to fly over this place? What if they spot us?
  • Nightus: They won't. Once we enter the range of the Castle, we'll go into the canopy and land.
  • Icky: Death Coffin has magic, you know! He'll find us no matter how hard we try to hide.
  • Nightus: "Coffin likes to rely on tricks and deception. He's not one to directly seek out combat dispite being an accomplished warrior unless forced."
  • Pinkie Pie: "Hey guys, I just realised something.... What would stop Death Coffin from putting a fear curse on the old castle?"
  • Rainbow Dash: (Everyone realized)... How'd you come up with that, Pinkie?
  • Pinkie: I read the script.
  • Patrick: What script?
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself)
  • Heavenslight: Well, I'd actually like to thank Pinkie for thinking of that possibility.
  • Pinkie: Your very welcome, your grace.
  • Lord Shen: Well, perfect! You said that the way to reverse that spell is in the Old Castle. And with it blocked off by that exact same spell... We're sacked.
  • Pinkie: Why don't we just use those thief henchmen of his? If they can go through a spell, they are sure to know how to reverse the spell.
  • Skipper: BRILLIANT!!!
  • Heavenslight: Script?
  • Pinkie: Script.
  • Icky: I can assume you guys are going to use their own stupidity against them, but how will we dupe them into coming out into the open and beating the information we need out of them?
  • Twilight: We're not resorting to violence, Icky! Violence doesn't always solve problems.
  • Icky: Then how DO we do it, genius?
  • Twilight: (Walks up to Icky) Don't tempt me!
  • Icky: Sorry.
  • Twilight: And as for the plan, it's gonna require that we catch those guys by surprise. If they don't know we're onto them, they'll be easy to manipulate. But we're also bringing the risk of Death Coffin alerting them. So the best thing we can do is to distract Death Coffin.
  • Celestia: Good thinking. If Death Coffin is only intent on trickery and deception, and is so reliant on the spell alone, it would mean he would just do nothing but ensure that the spell is up. If he sees we're coming, he might alert the entire place.
  • Icky: "But question is... How do you make a chump out of a Death God? Or, any god at all for that matter? They're normally, the hardest beings to fool."
  • Heavenslight: I guess we don't need to. When he checks on Mana or Paradoxxus, he'll basically be distracted long enough for us to take action.
  • Icky: Uh, hello, did you not hear what I said about him having magic? Sure he underestimates our chances of breaking in, but he's not stupid enough to ignore his magical senses. The moment we do something, he'll sense it right then and there. How will that be a good distraction?
  • Nightus: Well, because he'll just assume that we'll be running away from the exact moment we enter that castle. He thinks we are completely unaware of that spell.
  • Heavenslight: And that incompetence will lead to his downfall. What we do need to worry about is his henchmen. We can't use magic inside the castle without alerting Death Coffin, so we need a non-magical way to fool them.
  • Private: Like what?
  • Kolwalski: "Something non-magical, eh....?"

Old Castle dining hall.

  • Cheepers, Injury, Fear and Dog-John are still playing their game.
  • Cheepers: "Fair to warn you gents. I, have a winning hand."
  • Injury: "But isn't your whole body playing?"
  • Cheepers: "My dear boy Injury, tis was an expression."
  • Fear: "Oh yeah? Well...... My hand's the winner hand here!"
  • Cheepers: "... Ya know, forget about what I said then."
  • Dog-John: "... Where exactly did Death Coffin found you guys?"
  • Injury: "... We were banished to this world by Hades, for being too annoying."
  • Cheepers: "Ah, fellow victims of an unappresiative employer, eh? I bet this Hades was no Horned King. Banished me and beratted me for having an honest opinion that his plans for a legendary dark cauldron is gonna end in failure. Well, by now I bet that arragant lich is dead or trapped somewhere else now."
  • Dog-John: "Well, you guys already know about my, Griffin Mafia troubles after I unintentionally witnessed one of their.... Activities. They hated me for testifiving against the leader of those actions. I, was on the run ever since. Death Coffin saved this old Dog-Goblin's life from a Hit-Minotaur. I hope by becoming immortal, it'll be the Griffin Mafia becoming afraid of me then the other way around!"
  • Cheepers: "Well, I in the other hand, just want Immortality for the sake of having it. Being a mortal is highly over-rated."
  • Injury: Good for you.
  • Dog-John: "Hey guys, after the game, how's about we spend sometime outside? I could use some fresh air out of this drafty castle."
  • Injury: Well, Death Coffin told us not to screw up, so it's best that we stay inside at all times.
  • Cheepers: Besides, why would we want to go outside anyway? It's not like there isn't any bathrooms in this place. There's 2 of them. Besides, there's nothing that can fool us into screwing up- AGGH, LOOK OUT!?
  • Injury, Fear, and Dog-John screamed as they saw nothing.
  • Cheepers: "..... Odd.... Normaly this would be the part something bad happens."
  • Fear: "Whew! For a second there, I thought there was actselly a danger here."
  • Injury: "At least nothing bad hap- AAHHH!!!" (They see nothing again)
  • Cheepers:... What was that? (It is shown that it's the aerial Lodgers)
  • Dog-John: Okay, I think this whole problem with these people coming for us is starting to get to us. Maybe we really need to go outside.
  • Crane: (Whispering in walkie-talkie) How is this supposed to work, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: (Whispering) Simple. You guys just scare them until they crack and go outside to see what the problem is. Once they're outside, we nab them!
  • Crane: If you say so.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Gets a scary mask) Watch this!
  • Injury: Look, I said that we should stay indoors. Now let's just calm down, and let's just- (Rainbow Dash shows her masked face) AAAAHHHH!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?
  • Dog-John: Alright, this is getting ridiculous. Let's just go outside and see what the f*** is happening.

Castle Entrance

  • Injury: (They go outside and see nothing)... Okay, what the hell?
  • Cheepers: Huh. We really must be scaring ourselves- (They are teleported away)

Everfree Forest

  • Cheepers: (They are teleported to the Lodgers, and magically tied up)... Out here. Wait.... What the--?!? (They see the Lodgers, and scream)
  • Kowalski: See? What'd I tell you?
  • Pain: "Wait.... Do those robed guys look familer?"
  • Panic: "They do actselly, but I can't put my finger. The face-paint and the robes' is throwing me off."
  • Creeper: ".... Wait.... Cheepers?"
  • Creeper: ".... Cousin Creeper?"
  • Injury: "Wait, Cousins Pain and Panic?!"
  • Pain: "Injury?!"
  • Panic: "FEAR!?"
  • Lougers: "COUSIN?!"
  • Skipper: "HOLY M.NIGHT SHAMALON PLOT-TWIST!?"
  • Pain: "Is this where Hades banished you guys?"
  • Injury: "Hades banished you guys here too?"
  • Creeper: "So THIS is where you had been!"
  • Cheepers: "Ah, I see your no longer with that haggle-baited twit Horned King, eh? Have you gotten tired of his stupidity as well?"
  • Creeper: Well, actually, I didn't quit. He actually kicked the bucket... Or the 'Cauldron' in his case. He's now where he belongs in the Banished Realms. Me, Pain, and Panic have been together for a while until we joined these guys.
  • Cheepers: You're with the Shell Lodge Squad? Well, take about a rather interesting change in career.
  • Tigress: Whether you're blood or mud, we brought you here because we need you to tell us how to reverse the fear spell that your master cast on that place?
  • Injury: You know?... But if you tried to enter, why didn't Death Coffin sense you?
  • Pinkie: Oh, I don't know, a lucky guess? (Giggles)
  • Tigress: Alright, you guys, how do you reverse that spell? I don't wanna have to beat the truth out of you. And trust me, when I try to beat the truth out of someone, then I mean SERIOUS business!
  • Viper: Tigress, go easy, they are family to Pain, Panic, and Creeper.
  • Dog-John: What about me? I barely know you guys!
  • Tigress: Well, in that case... (Grabs Dog-John's shirt) SPEAK!!
  • Dog-John: I TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS A BAD IDEA!!!
  • Injury: NO, WE DID, YOU IDIOT!!!
  • Cheepers: IF DEATH COFFIN FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, HE'S GONNA BE SO PISSED!!! WE'LL NEVER BE IMMORTAL, OR WORSE!!!
  • Nightus: Wait... Death Coffin promised you immortality in return for serving him?
  • Injury: Well, yeah! Well, me and Fear are pretty much already immortal, but Cheepers and Dog-John want it for reasons you wouldn't understand!
  • Dog-John: NOT HELPING!! THIS KITTY CAT IS LOOKING AT ME READY TO WALLOP ME, AND YOU'RE JUST SCREWING AROUND!!! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!
  • Tigress: THEN TELL US HOW TO REVERSE THE SPELL!!!
  • Cheepers: "Ya know threating his life is not gonna get you what you want, or make you any moraly superior then the Horned King."
  • Po: "He kinda has a point Tigress. Threating him is just gonna get him to do nothing but pee himself."
  • Dog-John: "Yes yes! Listen to your friends! I already feel my bladder loosening as we speak! And I can't pee in my pants! Not only is it very regressive on my maturity, but it'll ruin these fine dress pants."
  • Tigress growled and dropped Dog-John.
  • Dog-John: "Ohh! Thanks for letting up. Anyway, thing is.... Death Coffin never actselly tells us about actselly deactivating the spell."
  • Shrek: "So, capturing you guys, WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!?"
  • Dog-John: "It's not nessersarly our fault. It's just, Coffin seems to have, trust issues about us knowing about these kind of things."
  • Nightus: "Clearly, he knows better then to trust such infomation to very easy targets like yourselves."
  • Icky: "FUCK?! I hate it when a seemingly good idea is actselly complete shit!?"
  • Injury: "We're sorry!? We didn't mean to make you look bad! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!? ME ESPEICALLY?! I AM LIKE AS IF MY SKIN IS MAKE OF WEAK PAPER AND MY BONES MADE OF FIBER GLASS!?"
  • Fear: "We're being honest! He never told us how that fear spell works! All he did was make us ammune to it so we won't have to wait outside too much!?"
  • Cheepers: "Besides, even if such fragle infomation WERE to be in our midst, we wouldn't betray the poor boy's trust by telling you lot about it. Not only would it compromise my deal with him for immortality, but, as seemingly barbaric his particular choice is, what with unleashing a monsterious horde and all, he does have a good reason. He's trying to bring back dead benvolent gods. Doesn't that matter a thing to you people? Surely, those gods are missed by the locals, are they? Wouldn't it be nice to have them back? I ensure you that Coffin doesn't intend to let the current, "situation" get worse. Far from it. It's all but a stage for the heroic return of the revived alicorn gods to "defeat" these creatures and return Equestia to it's pre-Chaos Wars days. I know it's a rather, controverseal approuch, but you can't blame him for someone who just wants his own kind back."
  • Po: "I know we wants to bring his race back! Believe me that it would be bodasiously awesome to bring lost gods back, but he's doing it in the most insanest and uncoolist way possable!"
  • Nightus: "Coffin's trust in that darkness ooze is, tragicly misplaced... Much like in that of the Jewel of Souls. If he uses the ooze on himself and the Alicorn Gods, he risks turning himself and the fallen gods into Seekers of Darkness, and thus, this "Stage" will become a real dishastor!"
  • Cheepers: "Oh, then what do you expect him to do? Stop everything and sit back and accept the ill-advised faith in letting mortals rotinely screw-up things the fallen gods had done flawlessly, time and time again? He told me everything about the Mortal ponies errorfull misuse of weather and magic. Espeically during that Windiego fiasco you people once dealt with. And before you try to justify it with by saying you all learnt your lesson, well, clearly, those like a certain blue unicorn and a miss Lightning Dust certainly paid no mind to that lesson!"
  • Lightning Dust blushes in embarrisment.
  • Trixie nerviously smiled and looked around.
  • Trixie: "I'm a, uh, sure he doesn't mean the great and flawlessly powerful Trixie.... (Nerviously Laughs)."
  • Cheepers: Bottom line, catching us was pointless.
  • Twilight:... Now what do we do?
  • Fluttershy: Uh... Panic?
  • Rico: (Screams and runs around crazily yelling and beating his head on objects, and Kowalski runs around the Forest screaming and scaring off wildlife that hears it, and Sparx flies around screaming)
  • Sparx: WE'RE DOOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOMED!!! DOOOOOOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOMED!!!
  • Nightus: Alright, everyone, calm down! (They don't hear him)
  • SpongeBob: (Patrick starts screaming) QUIET, WE'LL GET CAUGHT!!!
  • Patrick: WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! I'M SCREAMING TOO LOUD!!!
  • Squidward: THAT'S THE POINT, JACKASS!!!
  • Injury: Have you tried faking your way inside? (Everyone stops screaming at those words)
  • Rarity:... Beg pardon?
  • Cheepers: "Injury, what are you do-"
  • Injury: Have you considered having Nightus and Heavenslight fake their way inside the Castle by saying you want to help him, and find a way to work things out right there?
  • Patrick: I think it was less words actually.
  • Lord Shen: HOW WILL THAT HELP?!? HE'S A GOD!!! HE CAN SENSE LIES JUST AS MUCH AS CELESTIA CAN!!!
  • Fear: Not exactly. His parents never had the chance to teach him such a spell before they perished.
  • Heavenslight: You serious?
  • Cheepers: Well, he did say it himself..... Oh poo, I exposed that just now, did I?
  • Injury: ".... And boom, there goes the immortality deal."
  • Cheepers: "YOU STARTED IT?!"
  • Squidward:... That idea... May just be crazy enough...
  • Tulio: ("Here it comes.")
  • Squidward:... To actually work.
  • Tulio: (Confused) You actually think that's clever?
  • Squidward: Yeah, why not?
  • Tulio: Nothing, it's just that you sometimes don't agree with improbable plans like this.
  • Heavenslight: But I agree, it might actually work.
  • Nightus: I don't know, actually. It seems pretty risky. He may not be capable to sense lies, but he's not an idiot. He, long realises that we don't support his deluded ideals, so he is less likely to suddenly trust us when we've suddenly desided to actselly help him.
  • Patrick: "So, your saying he won't trust you guys?"
  • Nightus: "Afraid so. He's the type of god where once you refused to help him, they'll never consider a sudden change in plea, even IF that someone does legitamently want to help all the sudden. He doesn't need to sense lies to know fakers when he sees them. He obviously won't forget the rejection we put him through. He's certainly didn't let go of being rejected by mortal ponies because of his, condition."
  • Dog-John: "How do you know if you hadn't tried it?"
  • Cheepers: "Don't you remember, Dog-John? He rotinely rants about those two dumping them. He causes violently destruction on the cave over the matter. He said he was once celebrating their deaths by some savage named Taiklar when that mess happened and totally raged out when they were brought back."
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, we're DEFFENTLY not gonna go that route. And who wants to bet he's not gonna trust the SPAWN of the two alicorns who refused to help him as easily considering they had NO clear objections to mortal ponies doing weather stuff and the whatnot? Gees, it's like the ONLY way he's gonna believe otherwise is if Nightus and Heavenslight did something SO harsh to a mortal that he HAS to be convinced they changed their views."
  • Boss Wolf: "Pfft! What are they gonna do? Get all mad and huffy at Celestia for wanting to "destroy Death Coffin" and take away Twilight's Alicorn status as punishment?"
  • Everyone was silent.
  • Boss Wolf: ".... Is, everyone silent for that being stupid, or, was everyone surprised cause-"
  • Celestia: As crazy as that sounds... It might give us a slim chance of succeeding.
  • Twilight: You... You're actually considering something like this? That's about twice as risky. It wouldn't just impress Death Coffin, but it would piss off so many ponies in Equestria, including the Unicorn Council and the High Council. We'd have to convince literally EVERYONE to go along with it.
  • Celestia: Oh, that's nothing that a little magic can't fix. And the Unicorn Council is indeed needed in this, because even though I'm the ruler, I can't do global spells without their permission.
  • Icky: Are you sure about this? It probably won't work.
  • Luna: Well, since there's no other means of getting inside, I think it's the best we can do. We need to call up the High Council and the Unicorn Council to allow this. Sure Death Coffin could be smart enough to spy on us with his magic, but I think he'll be distracted for quite a while.
  • Lightning Dust: So... We have to do this quickly?
  • Celestia: Afraid so.
  • Sandy: Well, what're we waitin' on? Let's do it, and stop this invasion.

Unicorn Councilroom, Canterlot

  • Shineflare: YOU WANT TO DO WHAT?!?
  • Celestia: I know it's hard to understand, Shineflare, but Death Coffin is leaving us with very few options. We need to get into that Castle in order to stop this crisis. I'm asking that you allow me to cast this global memory spell that way nopony will freak out.
  • Shineflare: ARE YOU CRAZY?!? CAST A WORLDWIDE SPELL TO CONVINCE EVERYPONY TO PARTICIPATE IN A CONSPIRACY?!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
  • Luna: What's wrong with that, your grace?
  • Shineflare: "..... Seriously? Have we already forgotten about the TIREK THING!?"
  • Celestia and Luna: ".... Oh."
  • Celestia: "I was afraid that was gonna bite me in the butt again."
  • Luna: "Let me guess, Shineflare. Your afraid that THIS too would get soughted out by Qui, and she would likely use this against us? Like LAST time? You have our assurence that Qui only does a certain thing once and knows it's not worth doing again. Exposing conspiracties is one of them. She long knows she'll end up scaring away the Villain Teams instead of inviting them."
  • Shineflare: "Maybe she did took it to heart, or maybe she'll just do it just to be a bitch! Either way, I can't approve of this!?"
  • Celestia: "Conventional methods, like with Tirek, will only end with failure in thanks to the fear curse he made on the castle."
  • Shineflare: "Then why, can't you people just TRY to make yourselves ammune to the curse AND THEN go in the castle?!"
  • Luna: "It's a very anchent and hardly well known curse known only to the Sisters of Desteny."
  • Cosmoto: "Well, w-w-w-w-w-what's wrong with just asking them?"
  • Luna: "1, we only have a guess where their cave is, two, it is ALSO protacted by said curse, and 3, the only thing that can dispell it, is in the castle that once again, IS UNDER THE SAME CURSE!?"
  • Shineflare: "Look, I am not too fond of the idea of world-destroying undead/heartless monstorsities as much as everyone, but in a rare moment of actselly looking out for your well being and reputation, I can't RISK such a compromisation! I am NOT approving the spell!"
  • Luna: "THEN YOU HAVE SENTENCED US ALL TO DEATH!?"
  • Shineflare: ".... I'm just sorry.... But I can't let you commit a conpsiracy that'll end up being used against by, if not Qui and the villain teams, some other crazy fanactic, like, that nasty fox martical artist, or that weirdo who looks like Facilier but in a raggity black suit and sounds like the annoying parrot. I'm sorry..... But a promise of stopping a renigade death god isn't worth setting yourself up for a future threat to use against you."
  • Celestia and Luna looked at eachother nerviously.

Back to everfree.

  • Spongebob: "They didn't went for it huh?"
  • Luna: "Understandabily, yes. I'm afraid that stupid Tirek conspiracy once again became a hinderence."
  • Cynder: "(Quietly) All thanks to Qui being stupid."
  • Celestia: "So, it looks like we need a new method in stopping Death Coffin."
  • Lian: "Grr, I wish I was there to smack some sense into that stupid horse?!"
  • Icky: "Hey in her defence, conspiracies that tecnecally allow the bad guy to almost win don't tend to be publicly faverable."
  • Peng: "Not to mention that in some way, she doesn't want Celestia to go through another torment like we have been told about what happened when this "Tirek" Conspiracy was exposed."
  • Sandy: "Then there's only ONE thing let to do! We have to beat the curse the old fastion way! Facing our fears!"
  • Nightus: "Even if it risks Death Coffin knowing that we're gonna just come at him like fools?"
  • Icky: "Don't worry. We fought fear-mongers before. Zuthron formerly included. All ya have to do is realise is not real and boom! Automatic amunity."
  • Iago: "Wait.... Why didn't we realise to just do that BEFORE instead of wasting wiki page space?"
  • Icky: "Comedy. What can ya do?"
  • Sandy: I'm sure we can get through this either way. As a squirrel with Texan philosophy, I am not one to scare that easily.
  • Celestia: I wouldn't be so sure about that, Sandy. The books I've read about this certain spell say that it's the most horrifying spell of any fear spell in Equestria. It not only uses your own fears, but it uses some that you wouldn't even think of.
  • Sandy: Oh, what? Is it gonna use MSM's old obsession of me against me, or something?
  • MSM's voice: Oh, puh-leeze! That was just child-fetish. I've grown out of that crap now that I'm an adult.
  • Sandy: Okay, yeesh! It was almost like you were some kind of furry or something.
  • Luna: Can we please just get back to the mission?
  • Pinkie: What's a 'furry'? (Rainbow Dash whispers into her ear)... They do what?
  • Heavenslight: We need to get into that castle. Let's hope we are all prepared for whatever that spell shows us.

Castle of the Two Mares

  • SpongeBob: Alright, who's first?
  • Mr. Krabs: I'll go first! I ain't afraid of what fear this spell can throw at me. This will be as easy as making a Krabby Patty... If you knew the formula, that is.
  • Icky: Then go ahead, Mr. I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghosts or Spells Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Alright! I'm a-steppin'! (Goes through the entrance, and goes into a trance)

Vision

  • Mr. Krabs: It's not real, Eugene, it's not real! Whatever you see is not real! (He sees he is in the Krusty Krab where some lawyers are seen)
  • Lawyer #1: Mr. Krabs, I'm afraid you can no longer own the Krusty Krab and everything else anymore.
  • Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!? WHY NOT?!?
  • Lawyer #2: Well, it seems we've gotten complaints from customers that your known cheapness has been a bit damaging to the place for a long time.
  • Lawyer #1: We've heard from them that you tried to sell a moldy Krabby Patty to save you money, you tried to enslave jellyfish to mass produce their jelly and make more money, you have no respect for the temperature of the place because of refusal to regulate the thermostat, and to top it all off, you fired your best fry cook just to save an entire nickel.
  • Lawyer #3: And as far as we're concerned, that doesn't make a very good business person.
  • Mr. Krabs: But-but-but-but-but this isn't fair! I own the best food in the sea!
  • Lawyer #2: Good food, wrong owner. So, on behalf of the people of Bikini Bottom, you are no longer the owner of the Krusty Krab, OR the Krabby Patty Formula.
  • Mr. Krabs: (Pupils shrink) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Reality

  • Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! DON'T TAKE THE KRUSTY KRAB AWAY FROM ME!!! I'LL BE A GENEROUS OWNER, I SWEAR TO NEPTUNE, JUST PUH-LEEZE DON'T TAKE IT AWAY!!! (Cries)
  • SpongeBob: What do you think he sees?
  • Squidward: I don't know, but I think it might involve him losing the Krusty Krab because of his cheapness.
  • Celestia: Like I said, it conjures up fears you never knew were there.

Vision

  • Mr. Krabs: (Sees that he is kicked out of the KK) NOOO-HO-HO-HOOOOO!!!
  • (Celestia): Mr. Krabs, remember, it's just an illusion! Death Coffin is trying to get you to turn tail and run!
  • Mr. Krabs: (Wipes away his tears) Yer' right!... (Gets angry) NO! (His voice echoes as it catches everyone attention) EVERYTHING I SEE IS A LIE!!! THIS ANGRY MOB IS A LIE!!! (Starts beating up everyone inside the mob) THESE LAWYERS ARE A LIE!!! (Beats them up too) EVEN THIS ENTIRE PLACE IS A LIE!! (Takes out a wrecking ball, and destroys the entire Krusty Krab) ALL OF IT!!! (Takes a bite out of the KK pole, and causes it to fall to the ground, squishing the imaginary Plankton) ALL A LIE!!! (Takes the Krabby Patty Formula Bottle, and smashes it, then shreds up the formula itself) IT'S ALL A GODDAMN LIE!!! DEATH COFFIN, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THAT EASILY!!!

Reality

  • Mr. Krabs: (Wakes up from his vision)... Huh... That worked.
  • Patrick: "Alright, Mr. Krabs!"
  • Icky: "Ok, who's next?"
  • Trixie: "Well certainly not me! That sounded horrorfying!"
  • Pinkie: "Oh don't be shy, ya silly goose!"
  • Pinkie shooves Trixie right into the vincinity!
  • Trixie: "PINKIE PIE YOU ID-" (Gets a vision)

Vision

  • Celestia: (Trixie is seen in a courtroom with several ponies including Snips and Snails, and Snips' father) Now I must call this court to order. Trixie Lulamoon, you stand accused of enslaving an entire town of people by getting a corruptive amulet so you could get simple revenge.
  • Trixie: Oh, hell no!
  • Celestia: How do you plead?
  • Trixie: N-n-n-n-not guilty! I was just a confused-
  • Snips' Father: NO EXCUSES, JACKASS!!! YOU TORTURED MY DEAR CHILD, AND THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED!!!
  • Trixie: Pfft, Celestia wouldn't dare listen to-
  • Celestia: You tortured children? Well, well, looks like you're in big trouble here.
  • Trixie: NO! I AM NOT AT FAULT HERE!!!
  • Celestia: (In royal voice) SILENCE!!! As punishment for your crimes, you are banished to the moon for life!
  • Trixie: NO! NO!!! DON'T!!! I SWEAR, I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Reality

  • Trixie: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AAAAHHHH-AAAHHH-AAAHHH-AAAAHHHH!!! I'M ABOUT TO BE SENT TO THE LONELINESS AND AIRLESSNESS OF THE MOON!!! SOMEPONY STOP HER!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Celestia: (Sighs) Pinkie, did you have to push her in instead of let her prepare for the pain?
  • Pinkie: It was just an accident. I thought she needed a confindence boost.
  • Fidget: "TRIXIE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, NO!?"
  • Record scratch and everyone stares awkwordly.
  • Fidget: ".... Like, I would love the beach, or a good book...."
  • Lord Shen: "... Ignoring that strain of oddness, someone help Trixie out. And Pinkie, might I advise wearing some armor?"
  • Pinkie: "Why?"
  • Lord Shen: "I doubt Trixie would be merciful after getting out of that predicerment. I advise getting protaction."
  • Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) I'll do it. Ever since that haunted house in that robot circus, I've grown to like having the shit scared out of me.
  • Pinkie: Yeah, and I said to be careful with that.
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but that has nothing to do with this. I'll smack some sense into her. (Flies in and is able to punch Trixie out of her senses before she gets into a vision)

Trixie's Vision

  • Trixie: (She is punched by nothing while on the moon, which is inhabited by the peaceful animals that used to be Pitch Black's Nightmare Forces)... IT'S ALL A BIG FAT LIE!!!

Reality

  • Trixie: (Snaps out of her trance)... Alright, the Great and Powerful Trixie wants to know who punched me in the face? (Sees Rainbow Dash)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Is in her vision, and is laughing crazily) THAT'S RIGHT!! I LOVE ME SOME CUPCAKES, BABY!!! DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WITH ME, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT ISN'T REAL!!! AAAAHHHH!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! (Trixie sighs, and slaps her, getting her out of the trance)... Aw, come on, I liked that noise!
  • Trixie: "ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE PINK ONE?!"
  • Pinkie Pie was wearing pink Guard Armor.
  • Pinkie: ".... Please don't hurt me Trixie. I didn't mean it."
  • Trixie:... (Sighs) Well, at least it got me inside. Now, is everyone else gonna give it a go or what?

Meanwhile...

  • Death Coffin: (He is still watching over the Rainbow Rock until he senses something)... Uh-oh!
  • Mana: What is it, Coffin?
  • Death Coffin: Uh, nothing, my love. I need to... Uh... Use the bathroom.
  • Mana:.... But how can you do that? Aren't you-
  • Death Coffin: "Don't ask." (Teleports away)
  • Mana: Hmm... Something's not right here.

Elsewhere in the Castle...

  • Death Coffin: GUYS! THE LODGERS ARE HERE!!! GET THE PLACE READY FOR DEFE- (Sees that they're gone)... WHERE THE F*** ARE THEY?!?
  • ???: I'll tell you where they are, douche bag! (The Lodgers and ponies appear behind him)
  • Icky: They're alittle, tied up at the moment. Anywhos, we're here to kick your horse's ass! (The ponies are offended by that, and Trixie smacks him) OW! Hooves hurt!
  • Death Coffin: How the hell?!?
  • Lightning: We'll have you know that we're not so easy to scare, bonehead! Especially since it's a mental spell which we can easily fight off because... You know, it isn't real!
  • Rainbow Dash: I'd personally like to thank you for giving me another fear-treatment! Love that s*** more than winning.
  • Death Coffin: (Laughs) You love being scared, huh?
  • Twilight: Don't ask. She's just being silly.
  • Rainbow Dash: SILLY?!? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THAT!!!
  • Twilight: I did... Several times.
  • Shifu: Everyone focus! We have to being Death Coffin to justice, and seal that Keyhole.
  • Luna: And retrieve Paradoxxus and Mana.
  • Death Coffin: HAH! Go ahead. That Keyhole is at the bottom of an ooze-filled room. If you try and reach it, you join the rest of the Heartless out there. Plus, you don't even have a Keyblade to lock it with.
  • Twilight: You clearly underestimate us, Coffin! (Takes out her Keyblade, surprising Death Coffin)
  • Death Coffin: WHERE DID YOU GET A KEYBLADE?!? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY WIELD IT WITHOUT HOOVES!!!... Well, you can wield it with levitation, but that doesn't answer the first question.
  • Twilight: Wouldn't you like to know! Now surrender and nobody gets hurt.
  • Death Coffin: HAH! I'll let you know that I am an Alicorn God with unfathomable power, stronger than even Nightus and Heavenslight. I've been around longer than those little twerps, and- (Celestia blasts him to a wall) OOF!!!
  • Celestia: NOPONY TALKS ABOUT MY PARENTS LIKE THAT!!! THERE'LL BE MORE THAN THAT IF YOU CONTINUE!!!
  • Death Coffin: "... It's a good thing my time in the Chaos War has taught me to embrace a punch. Not even being this, sickening bag of bones can reduce that ability."
  • Heavenslight: "Coffin, you don't need to do this. Your ill-advised faith in the horrorable sludge will turn against you. You used that stuff to restore what you lost and revive the Alicorns, it will end up corrupting you and them into seekers!"
  • Death Coffin: "Just because I'm a walking talking skeleton, doesn't mean I'm a "bonehead". Jing and Ding warned me of the exact same consinquinces if I just used that gonk willy-nilly. So I need to balence out Pure-Darkness of that ooze with Pure-light. And the only shorce of Pure-Light strong enough to over-come such darkness, is pure, love. That's why, I need to commit, to a lover's sacrivice to make the correct amount of Darkness Ooze pure enough to be the perfect reviveal slime for the Alicorn Gods, and to restore me, so I and they won't end up becoming yet another darkness happy Seeker like the Human Xehanort and his abominable creations. And don't deny it, Ansem himself has proven it that it works."
  • Nightus: "..... Yes.... It does work.... But, not without a fatal cost. The lovers will end up become corrupted forever, after a lover's sacrivice."
  • Lord Shen: "And we're not once farther away from stopping you."
  • Death Coffin: "Oh, but that's the thing. Equestia is FILLED, with love, thanks to that silly replacement called Cadance. But only ONE love, is more truer, more purer, more, powerful, then all of the love in the universe! A love, that lasted the test of time and trials, a love, that defines, even the crushing will of hardships! A love, that never, withers....."
  • Icky: "Trust me, buddy. A kind of romance like that, RARELY exists. A lot of couples argue."
  • Death Coffin: "But I have long known, of the one couple, that never, never, disagrees, not even once. A couple, that is so harmonic, so peaceful, it would make the Elements of Harmony look like talisments, for a CURSE!? A love, that already well, flourished. And I already sent the Skull-Thaints, to go after them."
  • Po: "Ok, could we NOT play 20 questions here?! Who are you talking about!?"
  • Death Coffin started to laugh malisiously!
  • The Skull-Thaints appeared, holding in cages, to everyone's surprise, Carrot Cake and Cupcake.
  • Pinkie: "MR. AND MRS. CAKE?!"
  • Everyone: "THE CAKES!?"
  • Death Coffin: "Alchourse. They never disagree on anything. They didn't even complained to eachother about that minor inconvinence about finding a baby-sitter. They never got involved in love triangles. They didn't even have small complaints about having to take turns changing the diapers of their little parasitic infants?!"
  • Mrs. Cake: "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALLED MY BABIES!?"
  • Pinkie: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT THE BABY CAKES, AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT?!"
  • Death Coffin: "Their love, is perfect, for the lover's sacrivice. Their ends, will be what re-births, the reborned age of the Alicorns!?"
  • Mr. Cake: "YOUR, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR GONNA KILL US!?"
  • Mr. Cake fainted!
  • Death Coffin: "(To Mrs. Cake) Yeah, nice soulmate you'd choosen. (To everyone) You see, nothing will interupt the glorious, return of the Alicorns!? And with Mana by my side, THE AGE OF THE ALICORN WILL BE PERIMENT AND ABSOLUTE, AND I, SHALL BE GOD KING!?"
  • Icky: "..... You know we'll just take her to time alicorn guy and totally trash this plan, right?"
  • Death Coffin: "Now, what do you think, THEY, are for?"
  • Death Coffin uses his sythe to point at the Equestia Heartless that began blocking all ways in and out of the castle and where they can go to either the Rainbow Rock and the Clock of Reality.
  • Jing and Ding appear.
  • Ding: "THE FUN HAS RETUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNTA?! (Mimicing Elvis) Thank you, thank you very much, Ah-huh!"
  • Icky: "I see those 2 became alot sillier then they were back when we saw them in Berk."
  • Nightus: "Jing and Ding, I assume? Well, I should warn you two that Coffin is only causing this mess so he can shut it down as part of a ploy to restore the Alicorn race!"
  • Jing: "Oh we understand the concern for our well-being, but we're in on it, honey-bunny."
  • Ding: "Yeah. Part of a sweet deal going on here. We pretend to be "unstoppable" threats that not even Princess Sunbutt and Lady Moonbeam can't beat, we "lose" to The boss and his revived friends, we get back the old crew togather, and open up shop back in Berk and pretty much go back to the old game plan, only we're now leaving out Equestia in as a dept of gratatude for bringing us back to life."
  • Icky: "Yeah, that only makes us want to pull the plug on this shit even more."
  • Ding: "How ya plan to do that, smart guys? Your heavily surrounded by indestructable heartless/zombie hybreeds! Even a keyblade could only hurt them for so long!"
  • Nightus: "A friend from the Reforming Monistairy supplied us with a speical gift against these beasts."
  • Ding: "Oh yeah, King Marty Stu? What?"
  • Private: (Takes out a small cannon) THIS! (The cannon fires a puff of powder, which is able to hurt the Heartless, and actually cure them of their darkness, and frees the souls)
  • Ding/Jing/Death Coffin: WHAT?!?
  • Celestia: Perhaps you should've paid more attention to what we do, because our friend Zuhron is an expert at creating magical powders.
  • Skipper: And if any of you try to stop us, we'll cover you with so much of this stuff that you'll die in more ways than one.
  • Ding: HEARTLESS, CONFISCATE THAT CANNON!!! (The Heartless attack, but they are quickly destroyed by the powder) STOP THEM, STOP THEM, STOP THEM!!! (Private points the cannon at him)
  • Private: Oh, no, you don't! Call them off!
  • Ding:... Stand down!
  • Death Coffin: NO! (Magically grabs the cannon, and destroys it) YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THIS, YOU FOOLS!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE AWAY MY ONE CHANCE TO SEE MY PEOPLE AGAIN!!!
  • Icky: Too bad, pal! There's more where that cannon came from.
  • Death Coffin: What? (The Lodgers take out several other cannons)... ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
  • Pinkie: "Well yeah, I mean, come on, you didn't think we would be a bunch of silly gooses and only bring one right?"
  • Jing: "Oh well, we had a good run."
  • Ding: "OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE DEFEATIST ATTATUDE!?"
  • Jing: "I told you dear, I'm not a defeatist, I'm just realistic. Also, I'm pretty sure that once they arm themselves with these kind of things, it's pretty much a losing battle."
  • Ding: "OH LEARN TO BE MORE OPTIMISTIC, WOMAN?!"
  • Jing and Ding began arguing again!
  • Lord Shen: ".... As for you Death Coffin, I-"
  • Death Coffin was gone.
  • Lord Shen: "... Bloodly hell, he disappears rapidly!"
  • Twilight: "We have to capture Death Coffin! He could be going after the Rainbow Rock now!"
  • Icky: ".... What should we do with those 2?"
  • Celestia: "Luna and I will keep an eye on them."
  • Nightus: "We'll go after Death Coffin with the Elements of Harmony. Lougers, clear this castle of these vermin and find a way to get actess to the Keyhole."
  • Spongebob: "All right team! It's to roll out some Equestian Justice! Louger sytile."

The Room holding the Rainbow Rock.

  • Death Coffin charged back in and locked the door!
  • Mana: "Coffin, what's wrong?"
  • Death Coffin: ".... Raiders! Equestia has gone terrorably downhill ever since the tragity happen! The mortals have turn vicious and violent!"
  • Mana: "What are you gonna do now?"
  • Death Coffin: "I'll have to take you somewhere safe! I know of a cave hidden in a gorge! I'll find a way to restore you from there, my love. Nothing, will never seperate us ever again."
  • Mana: ".... But, what raiders would come here? There's hardly anything of value here, and the suits of armor are made of a commen metal, so they're not worth too much, and all the tapistries are ruined and ripped, hardly worth salvaging."
  • Death Coffin: "It's not those things. It's you they want. Jing and Ding tipped them off about a magical rainbow rock, and they want it! Now we must hurry!"
  • Death Coffin grabbed the Rainbow Rock and escaped from the window, quickly protacted by the Skull-Thaints that awhile ago let go of the Cakes.
  • Death Coffin: "Skull-Thaints, find and recover Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John."
  • The Skull-Thaints flew away to scearch.
  • Death Coffin: ".... Those idiots have alot to explain."
  • Death Coffin was flying has he materialised his chariot.
  • Death Coffin: "You will remain under my protaction until my assusiates are found."

Castle Hall.

  • The Lougers finished off what was left of the Heartless infesting the castle.
  • Trixie: "Ha! Surely, these phathic creatures are the worse Death Coffin had!"
  • Sandy: "And that Rose Monster clearly hasn't revived itself yet. We'll be done in no time-"
  • A loud roar is heard!
  • Sandy: ".... Flat?"
  • Sparx: "What was that roar, I don't like it...."
  • The floor began to crack, as a series of Plunderweeds began to form around, forming what looks like some sort of Fly-trap-eqse monstrosity! A giant Yellow eye appeared on it's lower body, as Plunderweed knock-out gas plants grew from the base. The Mouth of the new creature roared, as even more Heartlesses came to the room.
  • Sparx: ".... So b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-big."
  • Sandy: "GAGZOOKS?! This must be some sort, hivemind queen!"
  • Icky: "Would that make the Rose monster her husband then? If so, then I think your in trouble Sandy, cause your the one respondsable for killing that thing momentarly and made a widow out of her."
  • The Plunderweed Monster looked surprised, then it's giant yellow based eye turned angry! The Creature began to roar in anger!
  • Sandy: ".... ICKY YOU PREHISTORIC HALF-WIT?!"
  • A Plunderweed vine grabs Sandy and she is picked up!
  • Sandy: "WHOA?!"
  • Spongebob: "SANDY!?"
  • The Plunderweed Monster aims to eat Sandy!
  • Brandy: "THAT THING IS GONNA HAVE SANDY FOR BRUNCH?!"
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh dear!?"
  • Spongebob: "YOU PUT MY BELOVED SQUIRL DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU BITCH?!"
  • The Plunder Weed Monster looks at Spongebob angerly!
  • Spongebob quickly lost his nerve.
  • Spongebob: "..... Please?"
  • A vine grabs Spongebob and picks him up.
  • Sandy: "...... Gee..... My hero......"
  • The Creature opened it's maw again, this time the knock-out Plunderweed plants rose up to Spongebob and Sandy.
  • The Knock-Out plants spreyed their gas a them!
  • Sandy and Spongebob began to lose consienceness.
  • Both of their vision becomes Blurry as the Plunderweed Monster was about to eat them!
  • Skipper: "KOLWALSKI, OPITIONS BEFORE THOSE LOVEBIRDS ARE PLANTFOOD?!"
  • Private: I think that 'lovebird' part is really unnecessary, Skipper.
  • Skipper: I don't care, we gotta get them out of there! OPTIONS!!!
  • Kowlalski: I recommend targeting the eye.
  • Skipper: Oh, how original! The eye is always the most common weak spot FOR creatures like this.
  • Everyone: MOVE!!!
  • Skipper: OKAY, OKAY!!! LET'S ROLL, MEN!! (They jump across surfaces, and after Rico fires a bazooka at the Rose Monster's eye, they manage to snap the vines holding SpongeBob and Sandy, and Private and Skipper catch the both of them)
  • Private: ARE YOU TWO OKAY?!? (They don't respond)...
  • Kowalski: That gas must've knocked them out cold.
  • Patrick: Not to worry, I got this. (Fills up his mouth with saliva, and spits it on the both of them, waking them up)
  • Sandy/SpongeBob: WHAT THE F***?!? (Looks at each other)
  • Sandy:... Well, I am impressed that you would stand up for me, SpongeBob.
  • SpongeBob: (Blushes) Hey, you would've done the same for me... Only not looking like a...
  • Sandy: A what?
  • SpongeBob:... A coward?
  • Skipper: Okay, there isn't time for-
  • Icky: Man, don't c***-block them! (Skipper slaps him) OW!
  • Sandy: Icky, he's right, we need to- (The Plunderweed Monster roars in pain and anger)
  • SpongeBob: AAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!
  • Sandy: Looks like we're gonna have to take this bull by the horns.
  • Alex: You already said that.
  • Sandy: Well, I'm sayin' it again! Oh, and SpongeBob? Thanks for that back there.
  • Skipper: Don't do it! (Sandy kisses SpongeBob on the cheek, and he faints in a love daze) She did it!
  • Icky: Oh, come on, it's not like YOU haven't had a crush like you did with that falcon.
  • Skipper: Hey, Kitka was something special.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Wow, it's amazing how this monster is waiting patiently like that. She should get a lollipop or something.
  • Icky: "One problem genius, it's not that it's waiting pathinely, it's just disorianted from the Penguins attacking it's eye!"
  • Mr. Whiskers: Oh, yeah, that's right.
  • Mr. Krabs: Okay, SpongeBob, let's... SpongeBob? (He sees that SpongeBob is still on the ground after Sandy's kiss)
  • SpongeBob: (Sighs in bliss)...
  • Sandy: (Sighs) I'll get him to cover until he snaps out of it. I ain't sure a splash to his face will do anything. Believe me. (Escorts SpongeBob away)
  • Skipper: Good. Won't have this beast getting revenge on those two. Now let's roll!
  • Patrick: Aye-aye, captain! (They all take out their powder cannons) EAT PEPPER SPRAY, MOTHERF*****!!! (They spray the powder on the creature, slowly weakening it)
  • The Plunderweed Monster, weaken, roared, ordering the Heartless to attack!
  • Icky: "INCOMING SEMI-UNDEAD FREAKS!?"
  • Rico: (Blabbers, and hacks out a time bomb, and attaches a pack of the powder to it, and everyone takes cover, and when it explodes, it spreads the powder across the area, and destroys the Heartless)
  • Skipper: Nice strategy, Rico! (Rico blushes and chuckles)
  • Trixie: Now let's finish that big bitch of a beast! (The Plunderweed Monster thrashes it's vines at them as they dodge, and fires their powder cannons at it, and they are able to destroy it)
  • Icky: Now that's what I call weed control! (Laughs)
  • Shifu: Now let's find that Keyhole and lock it up before more of those monsters come again. (They head out)

Deep Cavern

  • Po: Are you sure this secret cavern is where the Keyhole is located?
  • Tigress: I hope so. It doesn't feel, right in here.
  • Trixie: And Death Coffin said the Keyhole is surrounded by... This black ooze. You don't think it's submerged under a river of that stuff, do you?
  • Lord Shen: That might be accurate, Trixie. The High Council says that some Keyholes are hard to reach when they're submerged in dark ooze, and it's almost impossible to remove the stuff without being corrupted. (Suddenly, a roar was heard in a distant area in the cavern)
  • Sparx: What was that?
  • Gilda: Sounded like to roar of an Equestrian dragon. Only... It sounds much darker.
  • Lord Shen: We can't waste time talking about this creature until it should find us. We need to get to that Keyhole. (They continue on, and after a while, they find a large black ooze river)
  • Icky: "Jumping North American Indians! That's alot of corruptive black shit!"
  • Fidget: How are we supposed to remove a whole load of that crap without getting corrupted?
  • Tulio: And... WE NEED TWILIGHT TO LOCK THE KEYHOLE!!! (Echoes are heard, and this catches the attention of the creature with that roar)... Uh, okay, that roar is starting to scare me. (The roar is heard again, and bubbles appear in the black ooze)
  • Sparx: Blech! Just like tar. (Suddenly something large appears from the ooze, and when the ooze gets off of the creature, it reveals itself to be a large metallic dragon-like creature, with wings made of blades and scythes. It roars loudly at them) AAAAAAHHHH!!!! (Hides behind Spyro)
  • Joe: WHAT THE F*** IS THAT THING?!?
  • Mimi: Joe, watch your mouth, you're still a child! But I have to agree, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?!?
  • Dragon Creature: "Thing? THING?! YOU DARE CALL ONE OF THE GREAT FEAR WAR GENERALS, THING?!"
  • Icky: "Holy shit, he talks!"
  • Dragon Creature: "SILENCE!? I, GENERAL BLADEKAR, WAS ONCE ROTTING IN TARTARUS FOR.... A minor mistake, BUT THEN THIS ABOMINABLE ALICORN SKELETON, FREED THIS DISGUSTING, BUT EMPOWERING OOZE, AND IN DOING SO, DISTERBED THE RESTING SPIRITS OF THE CATACOMBS THAT HOLD MANY OF THE LOST WAR HEROES OF THE FEAR WARS, AND THAT OF THE WAR MANITCORES!?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, Celestia is gonna FLIP when she hears this! The Keyhole is in the catacombs of this castle?!"
  • Gilda: "Bladekar? Hey, you were the asshole that almost sold-out Equestia for that Pitch guy!"
  • "Bladekar": "So what if I was! For the time, he was the winning side! I was close of convincing the dragons to forever pledge loyalty, until that bitch Celestia had to surprisingly be the shining beckon of hope for Pony inferiority!?"
  • Po: "Wow, bet he used to be great at parties."
  • "Bladekar": "MOCK ME ALL YOU WANT, MORTALS!? Thanks to that Skeleton, I am a god among beasts! I have greater control, then even the Rose Overlord and the Weed Generator! Of which I already sensed you defeated! You know it doesn't matter! This magnifisent ooze will bring them back! In fact, I already sense their presence remerging! All you did was momentarly disable them! I am beyond those two! I, AM A, GOD?! I AM, THE SYTHE BONE DRAGON!?"
  • Silence.
  • The Lougers began to laugh!
  • Icky: "(LAUGHS), Buddy? You might wanna stick to Bladekar, cause it sounded, MORE imtimidating then Sythe Bone Dragon. IT SOUNDS LIKE A FREAKING NAME FOR A REJECTED YU-GI-OH MONSTER!?"
  • SBD: "You, dare, MOCK THE NAME OF SYTHE BONE DRAGON!? NOW, FEEL MY WRATH!?"
  • SBD roars as Heartlesses began to rose from the river!
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, if we're going to secure the Keyhole for Twilight after Death Coffin is dealt with, I advise we remove this fool out of the way first."
  • SBD: You will not go near that Keyhole!
  • Brandy: Watch us! (SBD breathes black fire towards her, she uses Mr. Whiskers as a shield)
  • Mr. Whiskers: BRANDY, WHAT ARE YOU--?!? (He is literally burnt, yet is cartoonish enough to survive)... Ow!... You're mean to me.
  • Brandy: Guilty as charged. (The two of them are smacked to a wall) OOF!!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: Well, to be fair, you deserved that.
  • SBD: (Roars, and tries splashing the Lodgers with the ooze)
  • Sparx: AAAHH, WE'RE DEAD MEAT!!!
  • Merlin: (Magically turns the ooze into water, getting all of them wet)
  • SBD: WHAT?!? NO FAIR!!!
  • Merlin: Hey, YOU'RE the one not being fair since you tried to dose us with that ooze and find an easy way to beat us.
  • SBD: YOU THINK FIGHTING IS A GAME, ASSHOLE?!? (Tries splashing ooze at them again, and Merlin uses the same spell again, only it turns the ooze into steam)
  • Merlin: Will you stop doing that, please? You won't be able to string us along that easily.
  • SBD: Is that so? (Spreads and displays his bladed wings, and flies towards them)
  • Icky: Oh, poopie!
  • Lord Shen: INCOMING BLADE ATTACK!!!! (Everyone manages to dodge the sharp blades of SBD's wings)
  • Boss Wolf: DAMN!!! THAT WOULD'VE TAKEN OUR HEADS CLEAN OFF!!!
  • SBD: (Breathes black fire at them, and they dodge the attack) HOLD STILL, WILL YOU!!!
  • Merlin: Oh, do YOU think fighting is a game now?
  • SBD: SILENCE!!! (Continues breathing black fire, and the Lodgers continue dodging)
  • Mantis: HOLY CRAP!! THIS DRAGON IS FAST, EVEN IN MY POINT OF VIEW!!!
  • Icky: "Well he was a general in a long passed war. Alchourse people and creatures trained in the millaterry tend to be fast. Millaterry people are trained to react quickly when fighting against a foe and-"
  • Mantis: "OK, I GET IT?! I DIDN'T ASK FOR A LESSON IN MILLATERRY, PROFESSOR LITTERAL TAKER!?"
  • Skipper: "In that case, it's gonna TAKE a millaterry guy, to beat a millaterry guy! Kolwalski, Rico, on me, Private, distract him!"
  • SBD: You do know I can hear you, right?
  • Skipper:... AARRGGGHH!!! LET'S ALL JUST SPLIT UP!!! (The penguins split up, and surround SBD, and while SBD attacked one of them, another tackled him. This went to the point where SBD snapped and spun around breathing black fire) EVASIVE!!! (The penguins dodge the attack)
  • SBD: I'm sure you military commandos know that I am capable of learning to counter strategies. How else would I have been this famous for Pitch Black almost having victory in the Great Fear War? Who do you think lead him to the Crystal Empire?
  • Icky: Wait, YOU were the one who lead that booger-man to the Crystal Empire?
  • SBD: Yes.
  • Sparx: And got him to corrupt Sombra as a pawn?
  • SBD: Yep.
  • Shifu: You must be a serious fool to just bring dragons to the side of evil long ago. Did it really matter if Pitch Black was winning?
  • SBD: You just don't get it, do you? Did you think that I betrayed the ponies and my own kind because I believed they were weak? That was only part of it. The only reason Pitch was winning in the first place was that he reduced the Celestial family into fear, especially since it helped him that they were scared of what would become of this world if he were to win.
  • Tigress: And what does that have to do with your betrayal?
  • SBD: It doesn't. I was just pointing out the fact that I wasn't doing this because of the good side's failure. I did it because of what they have started doing to us. I gotten word that the Celestial Family had been attempting to form a Unity to bring them and my kind, along with a few others, to peace and harmony. We were already doing well on our own. But to share our world with ponies... It was just SICK! Dragons are not meant for being lovey-dovey pacifists. We're supposed to follow our own destiny. We hated the ponies because they were doing terrible things to us. They had robbed us of our mountain homes because of complaints about smoke damaging their crops. There was even a terrible clan that was threatening to destroy us, and it was disgusting that the pony government saw them as heroes. Ponies are nothing but monsters to us.
  • Merlin: So you took it out on your own kind?
  • SBD: No! I wouldn't have betrayed them if circumstances didn't arise. I tried to convince them to back out on making friends with the ponies. But they refused, and forbidden me from interfering in the formation of the Unity. So I had enough. When the Great Fear War was about to be finished early, I lead Pitch Black to Canterlot, where he did his work on the Celestial family. He reduced them to being cowards. I knew that this would destroy their chance of forming the Unity, and to ensure that it would stay that way, I served for Pitch Black undercover. But when the other races were intending to repair this problem, I needed something to get them off our backs. So I found the most perfect solution: I lead Pitch Black to the Crystal Empire, the source of all love and peace in Equestria. I knew for sure that if this place was corrupted, Pitch Black would win, and my kind would remain unallied to the ponies.
  • Iago: Are you retarded or something? What made you think that plunging Equestria into a fear-mongering reign would make your kind safe? The ponies wouldn't leave you alone, their relationship with your kind would just be made worse. They'd be hunting you down until there was nothing left.
  • SBD: You think I'm stupid enough to not recognize that flaw? Pitch Black promised me that the ponies would leave us alone. He could've done anything. So we went to work and got a new ally out of King Sombra. And we were THIS close into pulling it off until I was caught by King Dragkis and my own kingdom. I tried to get Pitch Black to save me, but for some reason, he left out on me, and left me to be executed for my crimes while King Sombra would be defeated and the Crystal Empire would be lost for a thousand years.
  • Devon: YOU MONSTER!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALMOST CAUSED THE DEATH OF EQUESTRIA?!?
  • Cornwall: All because your kind refused to agree with your ridiculous beliefs?
  • SBD: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE A PAST LIKE MINE!! You want a reason why I think ponies are not worth trusting? Because that stupid clan took my parents.... And they LAUGHED!!
  • Trixie: Look, pal, that clan is not around anymore, and their descendant is somepony we've had to deal with for a long time.
  • Gilda: Yeah. Not to mention that the Unity is gone.
  • SBD: EXACTLY!! The Celestial family realized it was pointless to have founded it in the first place. That proves that we are not meant to be allies. I died for a lost cause!
  • White Rabbit: Okay, why would you still agree with what Pitch was doing when he just betrayed you and left you to die?
  • SBD: He had his reasons. In fact, when I was cast into the lair of the Sisters of Destiny following my death, I had heard that Pitch Black had been defeated by the Celestial family with the help of his old enemies, the Guardians of Childhood. Whether he failed or not, the ponies' victory was all for nothing. And now that the Unity is no more, they finally understand how pointless it all was.
  • Rita: (Sighs) Why are you even sitting here complaining about it? You wouldn't understand how tough it was for Celestia to deal with the craziness that was the Unity. She had good reason to take it down, and it wasn't because of the fact that it was 'pointless'... For the most part. There were a good number of mutual-minded creeps causing trouble, but it's only part of the reason. She did it because of circumstance. The descendant of that clan that took your parents is very misunderstood, as well as the Unicorn Council. Their minds are confused because of tragic pasts, and what they did meant that risks couldn't be taken anymore.
  • SBD: And what was the past of these Unicorns?
  • Dodger: Well, their leader was just a slave for some griffins who-
  • SBD: Ah-HAH! Slaves! What makes you wonder why those griffins made her a slave?
  • Gilda: We were just confused creatures back then. You know how aggressive we griffins are sometimes.
  • SBD: So why would both of your races be friends in the first place? Sounds like your aggression would cause some serious problems.
  • Shifu: NO MORE OF THIS!! We've established nothing with this conversation except for the fact that you're about as bad as Pred Judu Des, Headmaster Shineflare, or Malevolent Flames! You're a non-forgiving monster who believes that ponies are evil when they are among the purest beings in the UUniverses! If you can't see how much they have done for your kind over the past few years, then you're no better than Pitch Black OR King Sombra!
  • SBD: FORGET IT, THEN! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, ANYWAY! EITHER WAY, YOU'RE NEVER GOING NEAR THAT KEYHOLE!!
  • Lord Shen: "It is not that we don't understand your pain. It's just that your self-corruption, along with Pitch's negitive influence and now that dispicable abomination making gunk has taken you away from any hope of redemption. Begrudingly, we're forced to put you out of your misery... Again, but for good this time!"
  • SBD: "PFFT! Such talk from phathic and small creatures. That Alicorn wouldn't've trusted me to guard that ooze produsing hole in the wall if I couldn't handle you fools."
  • Spyro: "His trust in you is about to become very misplaced!"
  • SBD: "Ha! Don't think I don't know what YOU are! Your a Purple Dragon, Dragon Realmian! Equestia used to have a Dragon Realmian Purple dragon! She was virtually the reason why the Fear War was previously ending early, and gave The Alicorn family the foolish idea of the Unity to begin with! She even claimed that the Unity needed time to be given proper standerds before just releasing it, but thanks to me framing her for the assassination of an albeit controverseal senator that had sexist views, she ended up being viewed a disgraced, and was banished away to the Badlands, never to be seen again. BAH! I doubt she's even still alive at this point!"
  • Spyro: "Dragons have been known to live a long time, Bladekar. They don't age and grow old as quickly as normal creatures do."
  • SBD laughed!
  • SBD: "Well, if that's true, you ignorent little runt, THEN WHERE WAS SHE WHEN THE OTHER DISHASTORS IN EQUESTIA HAPPENED!? In fact, Why isn't she coming here right now, and-"
  • A Purple fire blams into SBD and hurts him alittle!
  • SBD: "OW?! THE FUCK WAS THAT?! THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU, YOU LITTLE TWERP!?"
  • Spyro: ".... That, was not me."
  • SBD: "OK WISE GUY, THEN WHO DID!?"
  • ???: I DID! (A beautiful female Purple Dragon appeared from the shadows, looking like Avatar Cynder, except purple and gold, having 2 curved horns, a spiny back, and glittering blue eyes)
  • Spyro:... Wait a minute, she seems vaguely familiar.
  • Cynder: Wait a minute! Is that... That can't be! It's...
  • Spyro: Lavulite! Ignitus told me that she was a lost hero in the battle against Malefor long ago. She had disappeared following his defeat, and nobody knew what had become of her. She's been in Equestria this whole time?!?
  • Purple Dragon (Lavulite): I should've known you were responsible for this before I was banished! You have just as dark of a heart as Malefor from the second I met you.
  • SBD: And why would you come back here when my kind banished you? And where were you when Equestria needed you?
  • Lavulite: That is none of your concern, Bladekar! All I can tell you is that I've spent centuries trying to track down the one who had committed the crime that pinned me as the suspect! It took me until this whole Heartless invasion to figure out that it was you! I'm a complete fool for not seeing that sooner! You took away my life and my fame!
  • SBD: Then why the f*** didn't you return back to your home where you belong? With your friends and family? They must've burned their own brains out missing you! You walked out on them like a coward!
  • Lavulite: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY LIKE THAT?!? (Breathes a fire much more powerful than Spyro's, surprising him as the two ended up fighting)
  • Spyro: Amazing!
  • Cynder: What is it? Are you surprised to see a legendary purple dragon that's been lost for centuries?
  • Sparx: Perhaps it's because he's never seen another purple dragon besides that douche nozzle Malefor.... Unless you count as one.
  • Spyro: No. It's just... I never knew that a purple dragon could fight just as good as she can. Not even Malefor could match such skill.
  • Sparx: HAH! Are you kidding? She makes you and Cynder look like rookies! (They both looked at him sternly)... Not that that's a problem or anything, you two do fight very well. (Chuckles)
  • Shifu: Uh... I think this might be an opportunity to find a way to drain all the dark ooze now that she's distracting him.
  • Icky: Are you kidding? Do something in that BATTLEFIELD?!? (They see that Lavulite and Bladekar's battle is causing some damage across the entire place) I'd rather not let those feuders burn my tail feathers off, thank you very much!
  • Lord Shen: We must do something, prehistoric one!
  • Icky: "If we're gonna do that, can be AFTER this epic fight concluded!?"
  • Lord Shen: "That may not nessersarly be a good idea since we don't know the likely victor!?"
  • Icky: "Good point. But send in someone NOT afraid of fire of feuding dragons."
  • Skipper: "Boys, Kung Fu misfits, your with me! On my six!"
  • The Penguins and the Furious Five charged on!
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, pinpoint the likely lo-cal of the Catacombs."
  • Kolwalski: "The Catacombs are likely VERY buried down into this cavern, which means if we follow this river trail, we'll find-"
  • The Penguins and Furious Five haulted to see a flooding.
  • Kolwalski: "Pretty much that."
  • Mantis: "It would take unbelieveable magic to move all this nasty gonk?!"
  • Crane: "And doesn't it look like it's growing by the minute?"
  • Private: "Coffin must've damaged the keyhole so badly that it can't stop bleeding."
  • Kolwalski: "And in the rate it's going, it'll eventally flood the whole caverns and eventally swallow this castle, and cause it to sink into it! It's a recipe of a corruption tsunami!"
  • Monkey: "Then the whole world will become a world of those freaky creatures!"
  • Skipper: "That ain't gonna fly on my watch! Kolwalski, rev up an invention to suck this stuff up!?"
  • Heartless began to crawl out from the flooding ooze!
  • Skipper: "AND MAKE IT FAST!?"
  • Kowalski: I'M NOT A MAGICIAN, SKIPPER!! I CAN'T MAKE AN INCREASINGLY AWESOME PLASMA GUN IN A SPLIT SECOND, YOU KNOW THAT IT TAKES TIME TO CREATE SOMETHING!!
  • Rico: BLAARGGGHH!! (Takes out his powder cannon, and fires it inside the ooze, and the powder disintegrates a small part of the ooze) DIE, OOZE, DIE!!!
  • Skipper:... Once again, I have to commemorate Rico for quick thinking. LET'S PUFF OUT THIS OOZE, MEN!! (Everyone takes out there cannons, and begin firing their powder at the ooze and the Heartless being created by it. The Furious Five are able to fend them off before they can even touch them, and most of the ooze is destroyed, and the cannons end up making a fizz sound)
  • Kowalski: Out of powder, Skipper!
  • Skipper: Crap! I knew there wouldn't be enough to put this stuff out.
  • Crane: "And we can BARELY see the door that leads to the Catacombs!"
  • Private: Uh... Guys? (They turn around to see that there is an army of Equestrian Heartless look at them)
  • Kowalski:... Mommy!
  • Suddenly, a stray purple fireball crashes into the Heartless army and defeats them!
  • Viper: "..... Well, that was lucky."
  • Lavulite and SBD still fought eachother.
  • SBD: "IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?! CLEARLY CENTAURIES OF SEARCHING HAS WORN OUT YOUR POWERS?!
  • Lavulite: "My powers had not once weaken or stregnhen. My true potainional has only yet been unleashed!"
  • SBD started to laugh uncontrolably!
  • SBD: "YOU!? HAVING TRUE PROTAINIONAL!? THAT'LL BE THE DAY?! YOUR JUST A MEMBER OF AN ALMOST DEAD BREED!? YOUR NOTHING BUT A JOKE NOW!? THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME OR THE ALICORN'S PLAN?! I AM UNDEFEATABLE!? I AM-" (Suddenly, Lavulite charges up her breath with a blend between earth, fire, ice, and electricity)... What the hell? (Lavulite then fires a powerful crossed beam of energy which hit SBD hard, and sent him drifting towards a wall) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Crashes to a wall and is disorientated)... Mommy, your little boo-boo needs his blankee!
  • Lavulite: NEVER underestimate my abilities, fool! I'm going to finish this one way or another!
  • SBD: You can't kill me! I'm already dead! I can take anything you throw at me! So go ahead! Do what you want to me!
  • Lavulite: As you wish! I seem to have met some friends that lead me here from the start. (Takes out a powder cannon) Let's see you dodge this!
  • SBD:... Oh, crapski! (Lavulite fires the cannon, and weakens SBD to the point that he falls apart, and his soul is dragged away) NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...!!!
  • Lavulite: You may've been unbeatable, but your soul was not.
  • (Cadance): (In Lavulite's head) Lavulite, what's your status? Did you find the Lodgers?
  • Lavulite: Yes! And I took care of Bladekar, and they're now free to find the catacombs to find the Keyhole, and stop this Heartless invasion once and for all.
  • (Cadance): Good work. Now do what you can to help them on their quest. We'll keep in touch.
  • Lavulite: Thanks, Cadance! And I'm hopeful that this will clear my name!
  • (Cadance): I'm sure the Celestial family already knew you were innocent long ago. But I can't promise that they were able to convince everyone otherwise.
  • Lavulite: Duly noted. (She flies off)
  • Icky: "..... Uh, was she, talking to herself?"
  • Spyro: "It may have been possable Lavulite may've been sent here by someone."
  • Lord Shen: "We'll worry about the benufactor later. There's still work to be done."

Meanwhile...

  • Death Coffin: (Still carrying the Rainbow Rock) Why are the Skull-Thaints taking so long?! Two stupid imps, whatever kind of creature Cheepers is and a Dog-Goblin shouldn't be hard to find!?
  • Mana: "Even creatures as skillful, and persisent as Skull-Thaints, don't tend to offer quick results in a forest."
  • Creature Roars are heard.
  • The Skull-Thaints finally arrived up, holding a chained up Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John.
  • Cheepers: "Uh, he-hehe.... Hello there.... (Nerviously laughing)."
  • Death Coffin: "..... It seems I can't even trust you fools playing games, WITHOUT SCREWING UP SOMEHOW!? I GO TO CHECK ON MANA AND PARA FOR A FEW MINUTES AND YOU ALLOW, Uh.... RAIDERS, ATTACK THE CASTLE!?"
  • Injury: "Raiders? I thought we were suppose to-"
  • Cheepers: "(Angerly sounding) Not in front of the Rainbow Rock you idiot?!"
  • Fear: "Oh, we're not suppose to mention-"
  • Cheepers: "SHUSH YOU NINCOMPOOP, SHUSH?!
  • Dog-John: "Why is everyone having a hard time saying Shel-"
  • Cheepers: "BE BABBA!? Yes, Shelbe Babba, the Raider's leader, yes, thank you for saying that Dog-John."
  • Mana: ".... Shelbe Babba? I never knew ponies can name themselves like THAT, much less a name for a raider."
  • Injury: "Uh, yeah, Equestia has a different way to name themselves these days."
  • Fear: "Yeah in fact, Shelbe became a (CHOKES ON TIGHTENING CHAINS CAUSED BY Coffin getting annoyed) VERY POPULAR NAME, NOW A DAYS!?"
  • Injury: "Remember a few years ago, Every guy was named Houston, and the grils were all named Lucy Loo?"
  • Mana: "..... I, did not know that...."
  • Death Coffin: "...... We, will discuss this, later you idiots! Right now, we need to escape before anything else happens!?"
  • Injury: "But what about J-"
  • Death Coffin: "NO QUESTIONS!? CAVE, NOW?!"
  • Cheepers: "You HEARD HIM GENTS, NO, QUESTIONS?!"
  • Mana: "But wait..... What about Paradoxxious?"
  • Death Coffin: "Trust me, he's gone. He can't be helped now."
  • Mana: "Are you sure? It wouldn't be wise to leave Paradoxxious in the hands of raiders."
  • Death Coffin gets frustraighted alittle!
  • Death Coffin: "Ok, fine!? Cheepers, for you and these other threes redemption for me, go into the caslte and save Para from, the raiders, then escape and return back to the cave posthaste, (Uses sythe to cut the chains and magically stranges the 4) DO, I, MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
  • Injury: "Sure, just (gags), easy on the choking and we'll-"
  • Injury and Fear: "OH MY GODS!?"
  • Death Coffin: "What?!"
  • Injury: "It's Night-, Uh, Ni-, uh.... Nigel Harshbutter?! And his wife Heav----- Hea...... Hea Spotlight! And, and an army of raider ponies! Run?!"
  • Death Coffin: "What are you talking abou- (Turns to see Nightus and Heavenslight flying for him with the 11 Harmony barers charging!) (Girly shreak)!? WHAT'RE YOU FOOLS WAITING FOR?! DISTRACT THEM WITH YOUR BODIES?!"
  • Death Coffin tosses the 4 at the charging heroes and misses, as the 4 scream and crash into the castle. Moaning and whining can be heard.
  • Cheepers' voice: "We're ok."
  • Injury's voice: "I'M NOT?! I'M SERIOUSLY HURT!?"
  • The Skull-Thaints grab the Chariot and help Death Coffin make a quick escape!
  • Death Coffin: "Do not worry my love, your in safe hooves."
  • Mana: Uh... Death Coffin, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that, judging by how much you guys were slurring and yelling, you must be hiding something. Is there something you'd like to tell me?
  • Death Coffin: There's no time for explanations, my dear! We need to get out of here.
  • ???: I think he went this way!
  • ???: I can sense Mana's energy somewhere due north! We need to save Mana before we lose her.
  • Mana:... Those voices sound vaguely familiar.
  • Death Coffin: A lot of people sound the same sometimes, my love. Now let's move.
  • Mana:... Something's not right here.
  • The Chariot is still seen getting away.

Old Castle.

  • Cheepers, Dog-John and Injury and Fear arrived in the room The Clock of Reality is.
  • Cheepers: "Ok gents, we need to snag the Clock of Reality, sneak out while the heroes are distracted, and return to the cave. Simple as that. Injury, Fear, you gets the the bottom, Dog-John, hold the top, I'll supervise. Any questions?"
  • Fear: "Yeah, why aren't you helping us holding the Clock?"
  • Cheepers: "I am helping. Supervising counts as helping."
  • Dog-John: "But why not do PHYSICAL help?"
  • Cheepers: "OH, MY, GODS?! Are we HONESTLY having this conversation NOW while the Master's plan is falling into pieces? I told you that Supervising COUNTS, as helping! I am leading you two into the right direction! Can we agree to disagree and just go with it!?"
  • Dog-John: "Good point, bad time to argue, really."
  • Injury: "Yeah, those dummy heroes are gonna be surprised that they came all this way for nothing when Coffin still has Mana AND that Paradoxxious guy. Team Coffin wins!"
  • Cheepers: "I thought I told you that we're NOT going by the name "Team Coffin"! It sounds childish and rediculious?! Can't we just get the Clock out of here before something happens!?" (They all grab the Clock)
  • Paradoxxus: Huh... Wha... (Yawns) What are you creeps doing?!? PUT MY CLOCK DOWN!!
  • Injury: Which way do we go, Cheepers?
  • Cheepers: We'll take the back entrance, and hopefully sneak around the castle right to the bridge, and we're home free!
  • Paradoxxus: Don't just ignore me! PUT ME DOWN!!!
  • Cheepers: Or what, cog-mane? It's not like you can stop us when you're just trapped inside that Clock.
  • Paradoxxus: (Scoffs) You actually believe that this clock that I am forever bonded to is not useful? Well, I am the Alicorn of Time! So I can do THIS! (A flash occurs after the clock winds backwards quickly)
  • Cheepers: Okay, gents, we need to snag the Clock of Reality, sneak out while the heroes are distracted, and... Wait a minute... Didn't we already experience this?
  • Fear: What are you talking about? Besides, I think the REAL question is why aren't you helping us hold the Clock?
  • Cheepers: I already told you that I'm supervising!
  • Dog-John: But why not do PHYSICAL help?
  • Cheepers: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!? I ALREADY SAID THAT SUPERVISING COUNTS AS HELPING, SO SHUT UP AND LET'S GO!!!
  • Dog-John: Good point, but a REALLY bad time to yell, really.
  • Paradoxxus: Huh, what? What was that noise? I-... HEY, WHAT DO YOU CREEPS THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?
  • Cheepers: Oh, cut the crap, pal, you know what we're doing, and you know you're the reason my friends here are clueless!
  • Paradoxxus: I don't know what you're talking about, but PUT ME DOWN!!!
  • Cheepers: (Sighs) Whatever, let's just get out of here before something happens... Huh, deja vu. (They head out with the clock)
  • Injury: Which way do we go-
  • Cheepers: Back door, around the castle, bridge, and we're home free! Let's move!
  • Paradoxxus: DON'T JUST IGNORE ME, FOOLISH MORTAL!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!
  • Cheepers: Stop pretending you don't know what's happening, cog-mane! You sent me back in time to-
  • Paradoxxus: ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT!!! I'LL RESCUE MYSELF!! (The clock does the same thing from before, and the whole repetition starts again)
  • Cheepers: Okay, gents, we need to snag the- Oh, I see what's going on here! You're trapping us in a time loop! And just how is that supposed to-
  • ???: STOP RIGHT THERE!!! (Celestia and Luna appear with Jing and Ding trapped in a magic anti-darkness force field)
  • Celestia: You didn't think we wouldn't notice Paradoxxus using the old time loop spell? Me and Discord used to do the same thing when we were little.
  • Luna: And it was pretty funny, too. Discord kept experiencing the same 2 minutes over and over and over until his parents showed up and snapped him out of it.
  • Cheepers: But-but-but I thought-
  • Celestia: It should be noted that the time loop spell doesn't affect the rest of the world when in use unless it is commanded to.
  • Paradoxxus: Worked like a charm.
  • Luna: Alright, you guys, hand over the Clock!
  • Injury, Fear, and Dog-John surrendered like cowerds!
  • Cheepers: "..... And, (Begurdely raised his hands up in surrender), boom, there goes my immortality."

Caverns.

  • The Lougers are still working to remove what is left of the ooze AND fight off re-amerging Heartlesses!
  • Icky: "Gees, these guys just keep coming! (Groans), AND THAT'S NOT A JOKE FOR THE INTERNET TO ENJOY?!"
  • Spyro: "We're gonna need more help removing this ooze!"
  • Iago: "AND HOW!? THE OOZE MAY SOON BE DONE REVIVING THAT ROSE MONSTER AND THAT PLUNDERWEED BITCH THING!?"
  • Skipper: Plus, in case you haven't noticed, WE'RE OUT OF POWDER!!!
  • ???: Oh, no, you're not! (Lavulite appears)
  • Lavulite: Hacky penguin, get me a bomb.
  • Rico: Uh... okay. (Hacks out a bomb, and Lavulite attaches it to her powder cannon)
  • Spyro: What's she doing?
  • Kowalski: Hmm... I think she's trying to get rid of the ooze for us.
  • Skipper: And how is detonating a powder cannon supposed to clear out the rest of this ooze?
  • Kowalski: Well, Zuhron said that the powder was good at rapidly spreading, and Dr. Wazabi said the cannons he made used spinning coils to mix the powder and balance it into a manipulative beam which homes in on the Heartless it fires. Perhaps if that chamber was detonated with the powder inside of it...it could create a blast powerful enough to wipe out the rest of the ooze and give us a clear path to the Keyhole.
  • Banzai: What'd he say?
  • Shenzi: I have no idea.
  • Kowalski: (Sighs) Just go with it, I think Lavulite knows what she's doing.
  • Lavulite: Alright, let's see... (Plugs up the cannon's tube, pulls the trigger, letting the powder inside the chamber, and then activates the bomb as it starts with 5 seconds) EVERYONE TAKE COVER, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!! (Everyone takes cover as the bomb explodes, spreading the powder across the catacombs, and wiping out all the Heartless and the ooze they're coming from, and it is also able to stop the reviving of the Rose Monster and the Weed Generator)
  • Kowalski:... It worked?
  • Spyro: I never knew Lavulite was so knowledgeable in chemicals and physics!
  • Lavulite: I'll tell you Lodgers everything later. Right now, we need to get to that Keyhole, and find a way to prevent it from leaking anymore ooze until your pony friends get back.
  • Shifu: She's right! We need to move! (They all go into the entrance to the catacombs, and after a few seconds of searching, they finally find the Keyhole, which is leaking ooze very quickly)
  • Merlin: Allow me! (Magically seals the Keyhole damages with a large Band-Aid which blocks off the leaking ooze) This Band-Aid won't hold forever, we need that Keyhole locked up pronto!
  • Icky: "Well, in that case, here's hoping they're not TOO caught up with Cougher!"

Sky.

  • The Skull-Thaints are still pulling the Chariot.
  • Death Coffin: "..... I believe we have lost the raiders my love. We're safe."
  • Mana: Uh, Death Coffin? Can I ask you something that's been bothering me for a while?
  • Death Coffin: Anything.
  • Mana:... Since when do Alicorns use the bathroom?
  • Death Coffin:... What?
  • Mana: Well, you said you needed to use it earlier. I thought Alicorns didn't need to use the bathroom since... Well, we're Gods.
  • Death Coffin: Well, we are capable of consumption of foods, right? Eating means using the bathroom.
  • Mana: It's not THAT! It's just... Well, look at you! You're just a skeleton, and no digestive organs. How can you eat and use the bathroom?
  • Death Coffin: (Scoffs) Magic, of course!
  • Mana: Hmm... (Magically summons a donut) Eat this.
  • Death Coffin: Uh... Why?
  • Mana: Just do it!
  • Death Coffin:... (Tries eating it, but it goes through his bones)...
  • Mana:... Okay, I knew something was fishy around here. You have some explaining to do, mister!
  • Death Coffin: I-I-I-
  • Mana: No more excuses, Death Coffin! I'm starting to think that you're hiding something.
  • Death Coffin: I assure you, everything is okay.
  • Mana: Then what was with the bathroom explanation when you can't even eat?
  • Death Coffin: Because-
  • ???: Because it was all a lie! (Rainbow Dash flies around them and causes a tornado, blowing them to the ground)
  • Death Coffin: AAARRGGGGHHH!! (Falls to the ground and literally falls into pieces)... AW, NOT AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT I RESOLVED THIS PROBLEM!?
  • Mana: (The Rainbow Rock lands right near him) WHAT THE-?!?
  • Death Coffin: I... I can't move my body parts!!! Mana, could you be a dear and help me, please?
  • Rainbow Dash: I don't think so, boney! We'll be taking this rock!
  • Mana: Wait... Rainbow Dash? Is that you?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yes, Miss Magic! Me and my friends and the Celestial family are here to rescue you.
  • Mana: RESCUE ME?!?
  • Death Coffin: I-I-I-I-I-SKULL-THAINTS, GET THAT ROCK!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Flies off with the Rock)
  • Twilight: (In the air with Rainbow Dash) Rainbow Dash, you got the Rock!
  • Mana: Princess Twilight!... This isn't a raid?
  • Twilight: Raid? What has Death Coffin been telling you?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: A LOT, that's for sure. C'mon, we need to get her to sa- (The Skull-Thaints fly into her, causing her to drop the Rock, and get it back to a repaired Death Coffin)
  • Death Coffin: Stay away from us, I'm warning you!
  • ???: Why should we? (Nightus and Heavenslight appear)
  • Mana: Nightus? Heavenslight?... DEATH COFFIN, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?
  • Nightus: Mana, everything Death Coffin told you was a lie. He's trying to... (Death Coffin tries to stop him, but Heavenslight puts up an energy bubble around him)... Use a Keyhole to bring you and the Alicorns back from the dead, just like he has done before.
  • Death Coffin: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: YOU shut up! (Smacks his skull off)
  • Mana:... Coffin... You lied to me?!?
  • Death Coffin: I-I-I can explain!
  • Mana: HOW COULD YOU?!?
  • Death Coffin: You must understand! I just can't live without my family! Without you! Without all the other Alicorns!
  • Mana: But you can live with THIS?!? Lying to me? Stealing my Rock? Spreading undead Heartless chaos across Equestria?!? TRYING TO FORCE YOUR OWN WISHES AGAINST ALL OF US, AND ME?!? I TRUSTED YOU!!! (Cries)
  • Death Coffin: Mana, please, I-
  • Mana: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (Blasts a magic flash that causes Death Coffin to fall into pieces again) WE ARE SO FINISHED!!!
  • Death Coffin: (Sheds a tear)... Mana........ (Growls) SKULL-THAINTS, TAKE THE BLASTED MORTALS AND INCONSIDERATE GODS TO THE UNDER-REALMS NOW?!
  • The Skull-Thaints actselly do nothing.
  • Death Coffin was gonna get angerior, but made a relisation.
  • Death Coffin: "Oh right..... Your only allowed to do that to those that are dead. DRAT!? Stress makes me act like a fool!? (Magicly puts himself togather again) Well the least you two can do is warn The Gloom Reaper of my new trouble and give me and my idiot followers a quick escape portal! POSTHASTE!?"
  • The Skull-Thaints fly away!
  • Death Coffin looks angerly at the group.
  • Death Coffin: "AND AS FOR YOU FOOLS?! You, turned, my beloved Mana against me!? You soiled my plan!? You asentually prevented the Alicorns from returning!? (Tears grew rampedt!?) WHAT, IS WRONG WITH YOU MULES?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU PONIES TO CAUSE YOU TO DO THIS TO ME?!"
  • Pinkie: "Well there was the whole stealing the Plunderweed seeds, awaking the dead, turning them both into scary monsters, bringing back wolrd destroyers, trying to kidnap repenting villains, risking Equestia's safety, having your friends steal sacred artifacts, disrespecting Celestia and her family, being a mortal hater, lying to your speical somepony, and trying to kill two innosent cooks because they have the best relationship and because of a anchent sacrivice said you had to. Oh, and that stuff about wanting to misuse some powerful Jewel of Souls to bring back the Alicorns was one."
  • Death Coffin actselly stared in surprise.
  • Twilight: ".... Don't bother asking. She's just being, Pinkie Pie."
  • Death Coffin:"..... IT'S, BESIDES THE POINT?! I, was only trying to bring back what I lost, what EQUESTIA lost, and prevent mortals from FURTHER DISGRACING THE SACRED GIFTS OF WEATHER, SEASONS, AND MAGIC?! WHAT IS BEING DONE, IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "And WHAT, are you blabbing on about, Mr. Skullhead?"
  • Death Coffin: "YOU TREAT FALL AND WEATHER LIKE IT'S A COMBITISION!? MAGIC IS NOT BEING TREATED WITH RESPECT AND DIGNITY!? AND DURING THE TIME BEFORE EQUESTIA WAS FOUNDED, UNICORNS, EARTH PONIES AND PEGISI MISUSED THEIR POWERS?! Well, Unicorns and Pegisi mostly by taxing food from consevritive Earth Ponies, BUT STILL?! BUT WORSE OF ALL!? YOU, IDIOTIC, HAPPLESS, DISGRACEFUL MORTALS..... GAVE THE DOING AWAY OF WINTER, IT'S OWN SONG?! IT'S, IT'S DISGUSTING?!"
  • Rarity: "Having a wonderful time and being happy is disgusting to you? I think you would make a lovely gay soulmate for Plankton if he were to act like that."

Cutaway.

  • Plankton: "AND I DON'T, I HAVE A COMPUTER "WIFE" FOR CRYING OUTLOUD!?"

Back to here.

  • Death Coffin: "YOU CALL THAT BEING HAPPY?! YOU CALL TREATING WHAT THE ALICORNS ENTRUSTING SACRED GIFTS TO YOU AND LEAVING BEHIND THEIR RESPONDSABILITY WITH SUCH DISRESPECT, FUN?! YOU THINK IT'S FUN, TO USE TORNADOS AND HURRICANES AS PRANKS TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE, REGUARDLESS OF WHO GETS HURT OT KILLED?! IS IT REALLY A JOLLY OLD TIME TO TREAT THE SEASONS LIKE GAMES AND AN EXCUSE TO SHAKE YOUR BOOTIES!? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK, IT'S ENTERTAINING WATCHING UNICORNS MISUSE THEIR MAGIC FOR SELF-GAIN AND POWER WITHOUT MANA HAVING THE ABILITY TO REGULATE MAGIC SO NO ONE UNICORN IS POWERFULER THEN THE OTHER?! YOU DARE THINK THAT'S FUN?!"
  • The Elements of Harmony Barers began to look at eachother, concerned and sadden why he was like this.
  • Midnight: ".... Lord Death Coffin, I been told you felt dis-satisfived with how our way of life works, but, never to this extent."
  • Death Coffin: "AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU JUST GAVE A SELF-RIGHTIOUS, WITTY RETORT AGAINS- Wait what?"
  • Midnight: "Yes. As much as your still wrong to act out, you didn't do it out of COMPLETE malice. Yes, even after casting out the Windigoes, mortal ponies still don't exactly treat the duties of the Alicorns of old with the dignity and respect the Alicorns had did. It's only understandable that a Alicorn like you would feel like this."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well, yeah.... I guess Pegisi do tend to treat the weather like it's, not that big of a deal. That, kinda happens when your able to keep serious storms at bay by just kicking it's butt."
  • Rarity: "And, maybe we should've treated the changing of Seasons with more respect. Honestly, no pony is even sure where the "Winter Wrap-Up" song came from. It just, happened."
  • Midnight: "And your not wrong about magic inequility and misuse in Equestia. It is considered a legit problem, and many mortals ARE in fact concerned about it."
  • Fluttershy: "And, admitingly, if the Alicorn gods did survive sacrivicing themselves, but were no longer able to do their duty, they would've been able to teach us how to take those duties seriously."
  • Pinkie was snickering.
  • Pinkie: "Fluttershy said duty!"
  • Pinkie and Lightning Dust laughed abit!
  • Midnight cleared her throat, stopping Lightning's and Pinkie's laughter.
  • Twilight: "What we're all saying is, Death Coffin, you do express a legit concern on how Equestia views the Alicorn abilities."
  • Death Coffin don a surprised face again....
  • Death Coffin: ".... I.... I don't know what to say, I-"
  • Twilight: "But at the sametime,"
  • Death Coffin: "I knew it was too good to be true."
  • Twilight: "You did, picked the wrong means to resolve this issue. And you never considered that maybe, the Alicorns can be more open to how the mortal ponies treat their gifts. In fact, I believe the only real reason your so harsh on how these gifts are handled, is because your insecure about your condition, because it scared away ponies who you tried to earn sympathy from. The ponies of those times judged you as a monster, because you looked like one. You thought friendship has abandonned you, so you abandonned them. And with the lack of comfert from fellow Alicorns, Mana, your family, or at least anyone that understands you, you became what you were previously mistaken for. A monster. But really.... Your a broken, war victim, trumatised by the sacrivice against Tyranny, and you lived with pain that ended up hurting you more then already. You really, just wanted to be understood and accepted. You did, all this, just to have people understand you. You thought others were hurting you by being afraid.... But in truth. You were hurting yourself more. You pushed away those that wanted to help you in a way against how you wanted to be helped, and mistreat those that would make reaching your vision difficult, even if they fully supported you. Believe me, if there was ever a way to bring the Alicorns back, without using heartless or a forbidden and powerful gem, I myself would seek it out without hestitation... But until that time, the best we can do for the Alicorns, is honor their legacies and appresiate their sacrivices. But please belieave me, I would love, more then even a title I didn't even wanted, and a castle I barely feel comfertable in, is to bring back the Alicorns and bring back a race lost. I.... I am, personally sad that Celestia, Luna, and her family are, asentually endlings. I.... I don't like knowing that they're alone in a world that changes quickly for them thanks to immortality, and even dispite being gods, their family has problems.... (Twilight started to cry), Luna suffers from an evil alternate personality, and awhile ago, I just found out that my mentor, my teacher, my second mother, had a god exclusive sickness that hurts her if she feels too bad about the tragity she often doesn't mean to cause, and I almost lost her to it twice because of horrorable luck?! And she has to put up with alot of unapreesiative fools that often, don't understand her! A xenophobic fallen hero, A short-sighted unicorn council, a troubled rich griffin, a broken goblin father, a unicorn prince with a bad reputation with chivery, and an alternate dragon that may or may not even be from the alternate realm are among that!? AND THEN I MET WITH SOMBOR?! I saw, what Celestia would've been, if more then just them, never understood her?! She, she would've been in her own personal HELL, like he went through! And now, he has to be a statue just to be alive?! So.... I ask...... I, BEG of you! Please stop what your doing, and accept Friendship again. I, I promise I'll restore what you lost. I promise we can find a way to bring back the Alicorns, without Heartless, without the Jewel of Souls, without having to hurt anyone! Just, please... I, I can help you, Coffin. I, WANT, to help you.... I don't want to abandon you.... I don't want you... To become.... Another Gary Skalesworth."
  • Death Coffin: "......................"
  • Nightus: "Coffin... Please..... She means, every word. For Mana's sake, stop these foolishness now, or it will all end in sadness for all of us."
  • Death Coffin: "..... How, dare you say, you care for me, and yet you, contributed, in ruining my plans, and turning Mana against me!?"
  • Twilight: "Coffin, please, is was so she isn't trick into supporting something that could not work in the way you wanted."
  • Death Coffin: "ARE YOU INSINUATING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING!?"
  • Heavenslight: "Coffin, please understand. Heartless are not to be trusted. Not even villains can get away controling them without being corrupted. Even Darkspawn have difficulty controling them without the Heartless controling THEM!"
  • Nightus: "You were messing with forces not even Gods should tamper with. The consinquences tend to be dire, and often not just the one who started it. Even if you have the loyalty of Jing and Ding, you and they are but pawns of the Darkness side of Kingdom Hearts itself. What we did, we did to save you from becoming yet another pawn of darkness, aside preventing Equestia from being unintentionally destroyed if your "stage" were to have something you didn't planned for."
  • Death Coffin: "BUT I HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT?! I WAS PERFECTLY CAREFUL?! YOU PARANIOD FOOLS RUINED MY PLAN BECAUSE OF BEING PARANIOD!? I REFUSE TO STAND FOR IT?! I WILL PERSONALLY GIVE GODLY WRATH TO ALL OF YOU?!"
  • Twilight: "No! Death Coffin! Please! I know there's still good inside of you! You need to finally rise above your pain! Please!"
  • Death Coffin: "ENOUGH OF YOUR EMPTY PROMSIES, YOU FALSE ALICORN!?"
  • Death Coffin tossed his sythe in a spinning motion, heading torwords Twilight!
  • Applejack: "TWILIGHT?! LOOK OUT?!"
  • Twilight: NOOOO- (Suddenly, a flash appears at the exact moment the scythe hit Twilight)
  • Death Coffin: ENOUGH OF YOUR EMPTY PROMISES, YOU FALSE ALICORN!!! (He tosses his scythe)
  • Applejack: TWILIGHT, LOOK OUT!!! (Suddenly, the scythe is caught by Celestia and Luna, who arrive just in time with Paradoxxus, who cast a time loop spell to prevent Twilight from dying)
  • Luna: Thanks for the time loop spell, Paradoxxus.
  • Paradoxxus: It was nothing, really.
  • Death Coffin: TIME LOOP SPELL?!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
  • Rarity: "You think fighting is a game, Death Coffin?"
  • Rainbow Dash laughs!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Alright Rarity! Best, use, of irony, ever!"
  • Celestia: Alright, Death Coffin! No more nonsense! Surrender this instant, or we'll be forced to take extreme measures.
  • Death Coffin: "... This, isn't, over! NOT, BY, A LONG SHOT!?"
  • Death Coffin teleported his sythe back to him and began retreating!
  • Celestia: NOT SO FAST, DEATH COFFIN!!! (Tries teleporting him back, but she collapses in exhaust) Holy me! I forgot that he was more powerful than me.
  • Lightning Dust: Then teleport US to HIM!
  • Celestia:... Good idea. (They all are teleported in front of Death Coffin) No more running, Coffin! You need to answer for your actions...and for almost murdering my protégé.
  • Death Coffin: (Growls, and was teleported away by anotrher force)
  • Rainbow Dash: CRAAAP!! We almost had him!!
  • Celestia: "It's likely he's been teleported away back to the cave, along with those 4 minions."
  • Midnight: "We'll deal with him accordingly. We must head back to the Lougers and finally seal that keyhole."

Caverns.

  • The Lougers used rocks as a baracade to be an unslought of Heartless from breaking in!
  • Icky: "SON OF A BITCH?! WHY DID SHINEFLARE HAD TO SAY NO TO DOING THIS SMART!? SHE REJECTED DOING A "CONSPIRACTY" YET SHE'S GUILTY OF THAT FORTH FO JULY SHIT!? WHAT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!? WE MIGHT FAIL THIS JOB AND EQUESTIA WILL GET FUCKED BECAUSE SHINE-BUTT'S AFRAID OF THE QUI MESS REPEATING ITSELF!?"
  • Lord Shen: I don't think a serious beating will convince her, prehistoric one! It'll only tarnish our reputation for assaulting a superior figure for being protective of this place. Besides, I think we can handle this all by ourselves- (The Heartless pound on the barricaded wall)... OR NOT!!!
  • Patrick: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE SO GONNA DIE!!!
  • Spyro: Pull yourself together, Patrick! We're NOT going to die! (The Band-Aid covering the Keyhole starts getting loose)
  • Sparx: Uh, guys? THE KEYHOLE!!! (The Band-Aid gets loose, and the ooze starts gushing out)
  • Spyro:... Yep, we're definitely gonna die! (Everyone screams)
  • ???: (A bright flash appears behind the barricade) BACK UP, WE'RE COMING IN!! (The Lodgers get away from the barricade)
  • Twilight: KA... ME... HA... ME... HAAAAA!! (Blasts a large laser that busts open the barricade, and the ponies appear) Thank goodness you cleared out the ooze!
  • Lavulite: And thank goodness you got here. This thing needs it and fast!
  • Twilight: (Takes out her Keyblade, and flies over the leaking ooze, and manages to lock the Keyhole, stopping the gushes of ooze)... Well... That's that. (Everyone cheers)
  • Sandy: Need I remind yall' that there is still Heartless out there making a mess out of Equestria.
  • SpongeBob: Sandy's right.
  • Patrick: Oh, I thought she was a squirrel.
  • SpongeBob: She is, but that doesn't have to do with anything. We need to take care of the remaining Heartless out there.
  • Lavulite: Not to worry. I already told Zuhron to prepare for such an occasion.

Equestrian Monastery

  • Dr. Wazabi: (He and Zuhron are finished creating a device, and when Zuhron pours in the powder, they shut it, and back away from the device) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (Activates the device, and it shoots a beam into the sky, and spreads the powder across Equestria, getting rid of all the Heartless running amuck)
  • Cadance: (Communicating in Lavulite's mind) The Heartless are out of the picture!

Catacombs

  • Lavulite: Good. Thanks, Cadance! They spread the powder across Equestria. That should get rid of all the Heartless.
  • Spyro: Well, that was some fighting, Ms. Lavulite. I never knew such a thing could be pulled off by a Purple Dragon.
  • Lavulite: Well, you should already know that we Purple Dragons were prosperous fighters in our time. I'm one of those Purple Dragons which was one of the many to fight in the battle against stopping Malefor.
  • Twilight: Wait... This is Lavulite? THE Lavulite?
  • Celestia: Where have you been, Ms. Lavulite? You've been lost to us for thousands of years since we tried to prove you innocent.
  • Lavulite: Well, I was just out searching for the perpetrator myself. And it looks like I finally caught him. (Shows them the metallic skull of Bladekar)
  • Celestia:... What is it?
  • Lavulite: It was that son of a bitch Bladekar who did it.
  • Celestia: THAT was Bladekar?
  • Lavulite:... You knew?
  • Celestia: Yes! I tried to tell you before you left. I couldn't find you anywhere to clarify it. Even the Dragon Kingdom wouldn't listen to me.
  • Iago: Alright, can we at least shoot the elephant out of the room?
  • Twilight: Yes. Can you tell us what you've been up to following your problems?
  • Spyro: AND explain why you left the Dragon Realms?
  • Pinkie: "AND WHY WEREN'T YOU EXACTLY THERE FOR US UP UNTIL NOW?!"
  • Lavulite: Well, I guess we do have some time to spare until we go catch Death Coffin. Okay. Where do I begin...

Flashback

  • (Lavulite): To answer your question about me leaving the Dragon Realms, it's because I wanted to make a new living ever since I helped stop Malefor. You see, while I was fighting in the battle against him, I wanted to satisfy my parents since the battles have left them without a home. I needed to get food and power gems to keep them strong enough to defend themselves. Sure dragons are capable of living this long, but that doesn't mean they're immortal. They're still affected by sicknesses and hunger. And that's exactly what my family needed. I had hoped that defeating Malefor would allow me to retire from the fighting career so I could stay with my parents and satisfy them. But when the job was done...well...let's just say Malefor had already beat me to the punch. I went to the spot where my parents were staying and found...(Sighs)...that they were killed.
  • (Cynder):...That's terrible.
  • (Lavulite): Yes. But as is the thing about fights. Sometimes there must be casualties. But I realized that before I needed to take care of my family, I was looking for something greater than myself. I wanted to change something. I wanted to add something to the UUniverses. And then hope came to me in the form of an Equestrian visit. King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight came and talked with the Dragon Council, and I had the opportunity to overhear them talking about a war involving sour relationships with other races, including dragons. So I decided to join them, and I was sent here to Equestria.
  • (Twilight): So... Your family didn't miss you, they were just... Already killed?
  • (Lavulite): Yes. And I came here because I wanted more to myself than just being a legend. I did want to talk with the rest of my surviving family back in the Dragon Realms, but I was unable to find a spell that could allow me to do that. I went to the dragon homeland and offered them a way to make peace with ponies and other creatures, that way it could solve problems in the Great Fear War. It would prevent Pitch Black from using the dragons and other races hatred and fear against the ponies. And so I helped form the Unity... Or at least, attempted to make the Unity on what it should've been instead of what it became... A rushed, incompleted mess that thanks to the Judu Des clan, fell apart like a joke.
  • (Celestia): So... Why haven't you been seen ever since you were framed?
  • (Lavulite): Well, let's just say that I was a bit cautious when trying to search for the one who committed the crime. I never realized after all these years that it was Bladekar. And I should've realized that you had already known, Celestia. But judging by how wanted I was, I couldn't risk showing my face in Equestria, even if there was a threat going on. It would run the risk of it being in the mass media, leading the dragons to my location and arresting me.
  • (Rainbow Dash): In other words, you were just a coward? (A slap was heard) OW! Flippers hurt!
  • (Lavulite): Well, I wouldn't say cowardice, more like being cautious. I'm sure a smart person would've done the same thing. Even working in secret wasn't worth the risk because dragons have keen eyes. They would know a dragon when they saw it no matter how secretive it was. So to sum it up, I didn't be of assistance because I needed to stay clear of the dragons who wanted me in prison.

Present

  • Lavulite: It took me until today to finally get my job done. Now Bladekar has paid the ultimate price.
  • Icky: "..... You realise that ironicly, by going after that fuckface, you just NOW exposed yourself and proved you were still around."
  • Silence.
  • Lavulite: "........ Oh great spirits I can't believe I didn't think of that!?"
  • Trixie: "You wanna know what's worse? Ironicly, you needed that scumbag Bladekar to admit that he was the one who killed the albeit unlikeable senator and not you. And now that he's nothing but a giant paper wiaght, he's never gonna talk now."
  • Lavulite: "... Oh cruelest of fates."
  • Icky: "Oh relax. Bladekar said the guy was a sexist. Sexist Senators are NEVER, liked."
  • Lavulite: "... You think it's THAT easy? Just simply reminding the people of his faults doesn't clean away a death. Even if Senator Crawback turned out to be a pedohile that worships demons and drank lamb's blood with a skull, killing him is not a justifyable act."
  • Icky: "Maybe not, but it's not like Dragkis or his wife would actselly even had a minor positive opinion on that shithole."
  • Lavulite: "....... Crawback was Dragkis' younger brother, and the last of his slaughtered family that was victimedised by the Chaos wars."
  • Icky: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhh."
  • Lord Shen: "You mean THAT'S why that idiot Dragkis is prosicuting you over a sexist burucrat that otherwise is hated by the public in terms of gender issues!?"
  • Lavulite: "Well, that is true. The public doesn't at all support Dragkis' desidion to punish me for the honor of a dishonorable senator. In fact, not even his wife supports him that he choose to punish a needed hero and allow a terrorable war to get worse and leave a unity incompleted, for a sibling that is CLEARLY morally unfounded."
  • Celestia: "You have to understand that Crawback, while disagreeable those hurtful opinions are, is the closest Dragkis has to his bloodline behind his son."
  • Lord Shen: "It doesn't give him the excuse to allow a desistating war to get worse and for everyone to settle on an imcompleted unity that ended up causing more distrust and heart-ache then what was meant."
  • Patrick: "So, how are we gonna prove Lavulite's innosent now?"
  • Icky: "You mean assuming that she saved Equestia from being screwed by heartless isn't enough?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Unfortunately, we're talking about the same guy who bowed to a obviously rotten adviser because his family was threaten. We have to get Bladekar's soul back to make him fess up on what he did."
  • Nightus: "And that would mean.... We have to seek out Death Coffin's sythe to be able to summon back Bladekar, and summon back Senator Crawback in case Bladekar is likely not to co-operate."
  • Gilda: "Looks like we're going Bone-head hunting."

Chapter 6: The Final Battle

Coffin's cave.

  • Voice from the cave: "YOU IDIOTS!?"
  • Violent flashes are seen!
  • Death Coffin was seen looming over Cheepers and the others.
  • Death Coffin: "YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE THING RIGHT!? NOW MY PLAN WAS A FAILURE?! (CRIES), MANA HATES ME NOW?! I'M DESTINE TO BE ALONE?! ALONE TO BE THIS, FREAK?! THIS, MONSTER?! BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS COULDN'T DO ONE THING RIGHT?!"
  • Injury and Fear were shivering in fear.
  • Dog-John was wimpering.
  • Cheepers: "Now, now, now, sir, in our defence, those misfits were just too fast for us! It was also Jing and Ding's fault! They were the ones who-"
  • Death Coffin: "SILENCE?! (ECHOS AND ALMOST CAUSED A CAVED-IN!) I DON'T CARE ANYMORE?! I..... I just, don't, care. I want you 4 to get out of here?!"
  • Cheepers: "Your...... Your firing us then?"
  • Dog-John: "But.... What about Mr. Cheepers and my immortality?"
  • Death Coffin: "THE DEAL'S OFF!? YOU 4 WERE NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE OF INCLUDING!? (TEARS WERE LIKE WATERFALLS) ALL YOU DID WAS SCREW UP AND LEAVE MY PLAN IN SHAMBLES?! OUT?! I WANT YOU TO GET OUT?!"
  • Dog-John: "But.... The Griffin Mafia....."
  • Death Coffin: "NOT MY PROBLEM?! JUST GET OUT?!"
  • Injury and Fear started to cry alittle.
  • Cheepers and Dog-John just stared sadly.
  • Death Coffin's expression changed alittle.
  • Cheepers: "(Depressed).... Gentlemen.... We know, when we're not wanted anymore.... We'll, spare you of anymore inconvinence to you, sir. We'll, carry on being wondering Bagavonds that people don't generally care about. I bid thee, a final fare-thee-well."
  • The 4 left.
  • Death Coffin: "...... Guys, I.... I'm sorry, it's just.... I went through alot of heartahce and.... And..... I didn't had anything else to blame. You have to believe me, I....."
  • The 4 had already left.
  • Death Coffin: "...... No...... My only friends..... And.... I chased them away...... Gloom! Gloom!? Gloom Reaper! I need you!"
  • Gloom Reaper's voice: "I'm sorry sir. But I had to leave with the Sisters of Desteny and the Skull-Thaints in light of the upcoming, battle your about to have now. I tried to warn you. But you won't listen."
  • Death Coffin: "..... Gloom, no! Please! Don't leave me here?! I need you more then ever now!"
  • The voice said nothing.
  • Death Coffin: "GLOOM!? GLOOM!? ...... No......... Abandoned again..... Why, must I always be like this? I just wanted to help."
  • Death Coffin began to plop to the floor, dropping his sythe and began to cry.
  • Death Coffin: "I, I just wanted to prove to Equestia, that I'm not a monster! I'm not a monster!? I'M NOT A MONSTER!? (ECHOS AND ALMOST CASUES A CAVE-IN)....... Mana...... (Brings out a small box, and opens it to reveil a beautiful ring).... We, could've been happy togather. This ring, could've unioned us into marrage..... (Tosses away the box and ring) Now..... I, have, no one.... No one..... No one..... I.... Don't desevre to walk this realm, (positions them sythe over himself), anymore. I.... I am gonna end this, for good."
  • ???: "Yo garbage brain, why waste time offing yourself when it ain't yers fault?!"
  • Death Coffin: "WHO'S THERE?! I DEMAND YOU TO LEAVE AT ONCE?!"
  • Suddenly, two robotic T.V.s showing the silluettes of the mysterious figures is seen.
  • 1is ???: "Coffin, Coffin.... You poor, poor fool. It felt like it was only hours ago I attived the sample of Equestia's ooze from you.... But here you are, a shameful shell of your own former glory."
  • 2nd ???: "Yeah hotshot. It's unbelieveably disgusting. Man-up and at least take down those stupid heroes, D.C."
  • Death Coffin: "I.... I can't defeat them..... The Element barers, the Princesses and their parents, and those, misfits.... They aren't easily deterable."
  • 1st ???: "Then it's obvious that in your current state, your almost destine for defeat.... But.... (Brings out an Illinos Chrsital) Perhaps you need, a simple improvment of your current abilities."
  • Death Coffin: "Wha-what, what is that?! What're you doing!?"
  • 2nd ???: "Buddy boy, we're giving you an upgrade that you won't be able to refused!"
  • The first figure used the christail and began to change Death Coffin!
  • Death Coffin: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!? STOP, WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?"
  • 1st ???: "Like my assusiate said. Making you an upgrade, you'll never be in a position to withdraw from. Never."
  • The 2 figures laughed as a christail like substence forms around Death Coffin and turns him into a Chrsital Alicorn!?
  • Death Coffin: "AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? NOW I'M AN EVEN WORSE ABOMINATION!? I'M A FREAK.... I'M..... I'm..... (The power starts enflusencing him).... More powerful then I could POSSABILITY EVER IMAGINE!? I NOW FEEL LIKE AN ALICORN OF CREATION!? I CAN DO THINGS GREATER THEN EVEN THE WIZARD ALLIENCE CAN EVER HOPE TO ACCOPLISE!? I, AM, A TRUE GOD!?"
  • 1st ???: "No need to thank us. The possability that you'll destroy the misfits that ruined you, is reward enough for us."
  • 2nd: "Now, go get'im tiger."
  • The T.V.'s disappeared, as Death Coffin began to laugh maniacly!?
  • Death Coffin: "WITH THIS NEW FORM, I AM CAPABLE TO BRING BACK THE ALICORNS NOW?! I AM UNSTOPPABLE?!"

Meanwhile...

  • Icky: Uh, guys, now that we think about it, I just need to ask... HOW THE FREAK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE CAVE?!?
  • Patrick: "Hey, let's ask those guys."
  • Patrick points to Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John depressingly sitting on rocks not completely far from our heroes.
  • Icky: ".... Oh, ain't that a lucky find."
  • Iago: And we didn't have to capture them this time.
  • Injury: What are you guys doing here?
  • Lightning: What do you think? We're finding your boss!
  • Cheepers: Well... We kinda don't work for him anymore. He kicked us out.
  • Dog-John: (Crying as his tears are like waterfalls) NOW HOW WILL I PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE GRIFFIN MAFIA?!? (Cries)
  • Lord Shen: Hmm. The guy couldn't forgive your screw-up, huh?
  • Fear: You bet. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to deal with a boss who is so spoiled, he takes his anger out on his supporters?
  • Pain: Well, yeah, we used to be hurt badly by Hades.
  • Creeper: I must say the Horned King wasn't that nice, either.
  • Trigger: Hell, some of us former villains were thrown out because of things we couldn't help- (Accidentally fires his crossbow as the arrow ricochets across surfaces until it is caught by Tigress)... Like that.
  • Dog-John: (Shocked at what had happened)... OKAY, WHY HAVEN'T I BECOME IMMORTAL RIGHT ABOUT NOW?!? I COULD'VE DIED!!!
  • Skipper: Alright, can you guys at least tell us where the Cave is so we can put a stop to this whole thing?
  • Lavulite: Yes. I need someone to help prove my innocence so I can stop hiding in the shadows.
  • Injury: ".... It's not too far from here. Just follow the eerie fog and the piles of bones by the dark cave over there."
  • The exact things are seen.
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... How, did any pony, MISSED THAT!?"
  • Cheepers: "But please, if your planning on like, banishing him to the moon, or tartarus, or the center of the planet or giving him the same treatment as Discord, then I say NAY!? He may had been angery at us, bu we still sympathise with him. He suffered, quite enough today with you twats turning Mana against him!?"
  • Lightning Dust: "AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE PUTS US THROUGH!? THE ANSWER IS-"
  • Twilight: "You have our word that Coffin won't further suffer from us."
  • Everyone: "WHAT!?"
  • Twilight: "He's right. We put Death Coffin through enough suffering. We'll only defeat him for the Sythe, and claim Bladekar, and bring them both back. That's it."
  • Nightus: ".... Twilight, as odd as this desidion is, it's honorable and very Celestia of you. Your certainly exceptional."
  • Lightning: "You mean we're NOT gonna use the elements of harmony on that basturd?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, unless two dark forces came and turn him into a super monster, no body is gonna make him taste the rainbow."
  • Soothsayer: "... If only that can be so true...."
  • Twilight: "What do you mean?"
  • Soothsayer: "I have sensed something warped the poor fool into a worse state. He was tainted by unpure Illino Christails by familier and un-familier dark forces."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh bloodly hell! ALREADY THE CHRISTAILS THAT BEAST ZARFMIR DID MANAGED TO GET HAS ALREADY COME BACK TO BITE US IN THE ASS?!"
  • Luna: "Then I'm afraid the elements of Harmony have to be used now, but not, to banish or punish Coffin, but to rid him of his newfound corruption."
  • Cheepers: "HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T END UP KILLING HIM OR BANISH HIM OFF IN THE PROGRESS?! I at least owe it to the poor beast to ensure his well-being! He may look and, unintentionally assumedingly, act like a monster, but he's really a broken ol' chap down on his luck!"
  • Midnight: "You have our promise that Coffin will not suffer more then what is needed to defend ourselves."
  • Icky: "Well it's a good thing we gave Mana, Paradoxxious, and those marragage problemed idiots to Karl and Friends to keep for safe keeping while we deal with this."
  • Tigress: "But what do we do to these 4?"
  • Celestia: "Luna and I will keep them safe. The rest of you go forth to Coffin."
  • Nightus: "I'll lead the way everyone.... It's time this is settled. To Coffin's lair."

Coffin's Cave

  • Death Coffin: (Still in his mega-form) At last! I can fulfill my goal that I have been longing to accomplish for eons! (He uses his powers to summon all the souls of the Alicorns towards him, including Mana and Paradoxxus) YES! YES! AT LONG LAST!!! THE ALICORNS SHALL RISE AGAIN!!! (Cackles)
  • Alicorn Soul #1: Wha-what the heck?
  • Alicorn Soul #2: Uh... Where are we?
  • Alicorn Soul #3: I think... I think we're in the Cave of the Sisters of Destiny that Death Coffin ran while we were battling the Draconequui.
  • Death Coffin: Welcome back, my Alicorn brethren! Finally, you will no longer be among the dead following your fall during the end of the Chaos War! You shall gain back all the power that was abused by the mortals, and-
  • Mana: DEATH COFFIN?!? IS THAT YOU?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?
  • Death Coffin: Some strangers granted me the gift of summoning you, Paradoxxus, and all of the other Alicorn souls spread across Equestria. Now, with the right amount of power, I can restore your bodies, and the powers we rightfully own will be ours once again.
  • Alicorn Soul #2: Wait, 'rightfully own'? What is he talking about?
  • Alicorn Soul #4: This is Death Coffin? I thought he was dead like the rest of us!
  • Mana: Everypony, Death Coffin isn't thinking clearly. He's been trying to bring us back because of his oppression and his beliefs on our mortal pony creations.
  • Alicorn Soul #1: What? Well, what did those ponies do exactly?
  • Alicorn Soul #5: What happened to the world without us keeping the natural forces in check?
  • Alicorn Soul #6: And... And where is my dear Nightus?!?
  • Alicorn Soul #7: And where's my daughter, Heavenslight?!? Are they both okay? We left them to stay safe while we were fighting!
  • Death Coffin: Your two children are okay. And they have been through so much. I'm sure they have showed a deep desire to see you again. They've even had children.
  • Alicorn Soul #6: They had children?!?
  • Mana: Everypony, listen! Death Coffin has been trying to bring us back by using the Jewel of Souls, and he recently tried to do it by using Equestria's Keyhole.
  • Alicorn Soul #8:... He tried to get the Jewel of Souls?!?
  • Death Coffin: You all must understand! I did it because those mortal ponies out there haven't been doing your jobs well for a long time. They had started off abusing the jobs for just their own welfare. And even when they vowed to treat each other nicely, their revitalizing of the jobs weren't any better. They treat changing the seasons like a celebration. Hell, they even made a song about them! And on top of that, the last of us Alicorns are not being any better than you were. Nightus and Heavenslight showed compassion to those mortals, and their children went to do unforgivable acts like one of them having intercourse with a mortal unicorn, and the other two falling in love with otherworldly creatures! It's just sickening! I need you all to help me make it right!... Well?
  • Alicorn Soul #2:... You mean to tell us that you believe our mortal creations are inferior?
  • Alicorn Soul #9: And you tried to get your hands on a relic that wasn't to be tampered with?
  • Alicorn Soul #7: YOU OPENED THE KEYHOLE OF EQUESTRIA?!?
  • Alicorn Soul #4: Death Coffin, do you recall as to WHY we created those mortal ponies? We wanted them to carry on our legacies.
  • Alicorn Soul #6: And that technically includes them having to take our places as keepers of the natural elements. We may not have agreed with our children showing compassion for mortals back then, but I think you're just trying to use that as an excuse to get us to follow your delusional quest!
  • Alicorn Soul #5: You show no respect for our beliefs. You have forgotten the purpose of our mortal creations, and you treat them like a joke.
  • Mana: Everypony, he only did this because he was reduced to a skeleton following the end of the war. Nobody wanted anything to do with him because of how he looked. He's a victim of prejudice. We can't necessarily judge him that much because of this. He's just misunderstood.
  • Alicorn Soul #2: He tried to unleash undead chaos across Equestria!
  • Paradoxxious: "Now fellow Alicorns, in all fairness, if we were in his position, WE would've done the exact same stupid things!"
  • Alicorn soul 1: ".... Actselly that is a fair arguement. But we still have to consider the fact he was willing to cause what we worked hard to prevent because he had negitive beliefs against the mortals."
  • Death Coffin: "I mean it! They treated our former respondsabilities like games and fun!?"
  • Alicorn soul 4: "I'm sure your eggaterating."
  • Death Coffin magicly shows a view portal of the Winter Wrap-Up song.
  • Death Coffin: "DOES THIS, LOOK LIKE AN EGGATERATION!?"
  • Alicorn soul 1: "..... Ok, we'll admit it wouldn't hurt to have the mortals treat these duties with more, dignity, but threatening the end of days are not proper ways to atthive such a thing!"
  • Alicorn soul 6: "And again, while I am not, fond of the idea of our children's children breaking certain rules about a god's relation with mortals, I am not much for trying to force those into a certain path just because the rules want them to."
  • Death Coffin: "YOUR GRANDCHILD CELESTIA HAS MORALITY ILLNESS FROM LOVING MORTALS?! SHE ALMOST DIED 2 TIMES THANKS TO OTHERWORLDER CRETINS, AND SHE'S IN LOVE WITH A GENISIDEAL PEACOCK?! THE OTHER GRNADCHILD, LUNA, TURNED INTO A NIGHT-TIME OBCESSED WITCH!?"
  • Alicorn soul 5: ".... Yeah, I will not lie, that is, off-putting, but compaired to your actions, it's but a hiccup on their part."
  • Death Coffin face-hoofed and groans in frustraction!?
  • Death Coffin: "I CAN'T BELIEVE, HOW ALONE I AM ON THIS?! DON'T YOU PONIES CARED FOR EQUESTIA!?"
  • Alicorn soul 1: "Alchourse we care! We're not exactly at peace with, how Nightus and Heavenslight have handled things, but at least their hearts are in the right place."
  • Death Coffin gets so frustracted, his christail body starts to shatter and expose some parts of his skeletal body!
  • Death Coffin: "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? DID THE SACRIVICE EXPOSED YOU TO THE CRAZINESS OF THE DRACONQUUI AS WELL?! IT'S LIKE I'M STUCK IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENTION!?"
  • ???: "No Coffin."
  • Death Coffin looks to see Nightus, Heavenslight, Lavulite and the Lougers and Element of Harmony barers are seen.
  • Twilight: "It's just karma giving you your just deserts."
  • Death Coffin yells frustrainted as more of the christail starts to shatter and break, exposing more of the skeleton!
  • Death Coffin: "YOU FRUSTRACTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME?! (ALL OF THE CHRISTAIL SHATTERS OFF) NOW, WITH MY NEW CHRISTAIL BODY, I SHALL-"
  • Icky: "Hey, uh, bud?"
  • Death Coffin: "WHAT!?"
  • Icky: "I think you ended up getting so angry and frustracted, you sort've raged off your upgrade. Your bare bones again."
  • Death Coffin looks to see that Icky was right!
  • Death Coffin: "........ Drat....... BUT IT MATTERS NOT!? I am still more powerful then you, Nightus and Heavenslight! And I am not intimidated at all by your mortal pets and the otherworlders!?"
  • Gilda: "You mean even dispite that we asentually just wrecked this plan of yours like a wrecking ball? Your either really brave, or extremely stupid."
  • Death Coffin: "I'M NEITHER! I AM JUST A GOD PRIDEFUL OF HIS POWERS!? It's just clear these christails were just on the wrong place!"
  • Magicly placed the christails on the sythe, turning it into an Illinos Christail Sythe!
  • Death Coffin: "Oh, how I love this power returning to me! And best part, this sythe is not capable to exspirience emotions, so there's no way I can lose this power this time?! WITNESS, THE RESERECTION, OF THE ALICORN RA-"
  • Suddenly, dogs pounced on Death Coffin!
  • Death Coffin: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I HATE DOGS?!"
  • Discord laughs as he appeared!
  • Discord: "OH NOTHING DEFEATS AN EVIL SKELETON MORE, THEN RANDOMLY PLACED DOGS!? HA-HA, CLASSIC!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, NOW he helps us!"
  • Discord: "Well, I was momentarly forgotten thanks to the writers forgetting I was a thing when episode was placed on Hiatus due to wiki work. But I was remembered just now and NOW I'm helping."
  • Discord grabs the Christail Sythe, and removes the illinos christails off!
  • Death Coffin teleports away from the dogs and teleports them away!
  • Death Coffin: "UNHAND MY SYTHE, YOU STUPID CHAOS BEAST!?"
  • Discord: "You have to catch me first. TAXI!?"
  • The Taxi Cab from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit: appeared.
  • Cab: "I'M DRIVING!"
  • Discord hopped in.
  • Discord: "Tootles poodles."
  • The Cab drives off!
  • Death Coffin screams angerly and chases after Discord!
  • Alicorn soul 1: "..... I did not expected that to happen at all."
  • Alicorn Soul #7:... Who was that guy?
  • Heavenslight: It was an old friend of ours, mother. And... We're really sorry about what we did that would seem taboo to you.
  • Nightus: But you could say that they might've needed us since they weren't doing very well with the Sun and Moon.
  • Alicorn Soul #6: We can tell by your cutie marks, son. And as for showing sympathy for the mortals, we don't necessarily mind. (The Alicorns were confused at that)
  • Heavenslight:... You... You don't care that we just went against your beliefs?
  • Alicorn Soul #4: What can we say, they did need your help.
  • Alicorn Soul #7 (Heavenslight's Mother's Soul): And we had hoped that you and your friend would be that help.
  • Nightus: So... You kept us hidden because... You wanted us to meet the mortals?
  • Alicorn Soul #6 (Nightus' Father's Soul): Well, actually, it was to protect you. But I guess sacrificing ourselves meant that you needed to do something.
  • Twilight: Everyone, remember, this is not a reunion. We have to help Discord.
  • Lord Shen: I'm sure that cocky jokester can take care of himself.
  • Shifu: Yes, but it wouldn't be wise to just leave him with that fact. Anything can happen, especially since he was the exact race that Death Coffin had been fighting against.
  • Lord Shen:... Good point. Let's go help.
  • Mana: Oh, and... Uh... When you get Death Coffin... Could you tell him that I'm sorry?
  • Icky: "No chance he would even pay attention, but it's in our to-do list."
  • The Heroes run off!
  • Nightus' Father's Soul:... So... What do we do now?
  • Alicorn Soul #4: Well, we're gonna be here for a while until they get the scythe back and bring us back where we belong, so... Should we play 20 questions?
  • Alicorn Soul #9: Yeah, I guess....

Meanwhile...

  • Discord: (Drives across the land in a race car similar to Jeff Gordon's, and for some reason is no longer in the Cartoon Cab anymore, and sticks his head out to raspberry at Death Coffin, who was chasing him down in his chariot, even without the Skull-Thaints) NEENER-NEENER-NEENER, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!! (Laughs)
  • Death Coffin: GIVE IT BACK, YOU ABOMINATION OF CHAOS!!!
  • Discord: I'M REFORMED, PAL!! AND SO IS MY RACE!! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SHOW SOME RESPECT!!
  • Death Coffin: "I'M AWARE OF THAT!? I FOUGHT IN THAT WAR?! I WAS MERELY INSULTING YOU FOR INTERFEARING WITH ME?!"
  • Discord: "Oh, thanks for clarifying that. But you still owe due respect, buddy boy."
  • Death Coffin growled.
  • The two were heading torwords a series of giant holes.
  • Discord: "Oh, and do look out for the Qurray Eels. They just LOVE to EAT the guests!"
  • Death Coffin: "I AM THE ENBODIMENT OF DEATH!? IT'S THEY WHO NEED TO-" (The Quarray Eels see them and attack, and manage to tear apart the chariot, as well as Death Coffin) AAAHHH, NO, NOT MY BODY!!! ANYTHING BUT MY BODY!!! AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
  • Discord: So long, bone-bag! (Raspberries at him, and a Quarray Eel eats his head, and he magically creates a new one)...WHAT THE--?!? (The Quarray Eels tear up his race car, revealing the Cartoon Car was in the back)
  • Benny: Oh, why did you think it was a good idea to drive a race car directly into the nest of meat-eating flying eels?
  • Discord: Well, I didn't think they would attack us as well! But hey, it's not actually a problem for us. I'm a godly being, and I can't die. As for you...well...your cartoonish nature makes you as non-killable as I am!
  • Benny: (Sighs) Just get in the back, and let me handle the driving. I've evaded cartoon cops more frightening than these flying d***s! (Discord teleports inside of him) How about this weather, huh? I guess Celestia and Luna really shine through if you catch my drift! (The Quarrey Eels chase him down)
  • Death Coffin was missing his back legs and wings.
  • Death Coffin: "Those.... Those horrorable monsters...... They, they took my legs and wings...... I'm.... Ruined......"
  • Death Coffin tries to phathicly get back up, but fails.
  • Death Coffin: ".....What.... What can I do now?"
  • Death Coffin started to cry again.
  • Death Coffin felt something crawling on him.
  • Death Coffin: "WHAT!?"
  • Death Coffin saw a fox sized spider with abnormally tall legs.
  • Death Coffin: "Oh..... It's just a local canyon daddy spider. I wonder what does it want?"
  • The Canyon Daddy Spider latches inself into Death Coffin and and lifts him from the ground!
  • Death Coffin: "HEY!? WHAT'RE YOU DO-...... You..... Your helping me? You became new legs?..... (Laughs!) There's hope for me yet! Now, my new spider ally! We need to chase down that idiot Draconquui!?"
  • The Legs began to move with swift and speed and enable Coffin to keep up at a certain pace where Discord and Benny are.
  • Discord: WHAT THE--?!? HOW IS HE...Okay, why is a spider helping him out with this?
  • Benny: Beats me. I'm only here because you summoned me, and I have NO idea what's going on except for the fact that we're eluding this freak.
  • Discord: Well, keep driving, there's no time to explain. (They continue moving)
  • Death Coffin: "COME BACK HERE, CHAOS ABOMINATION!?"
  • Discord: MAKE ME, BONE ABOMINATION!!
  • Benny: I don't think it's a good idea to encourage him like that, Discord.
  • Discord: Oh, pfft, he's useing a Canyon Daddy spider like his Doctor Octopus. It's not like that slowpoke creature is gonna carry him that far while carrying a whole bunch of wei--(He is shocked to see that the spider is heading towards them in quick speed) HOW THE HELL CAN A SPIDER GO THA--OH, SCREW IT!! YOU GOT ANY TURBOS ON YOU?!?
  • Benny: I'm a taxi, not a race car! How can I possibly have a--(Discord snaps, and gives him turbo boosters)...
  • Discord: You've got some now. So let's FLOOR IT!! (They activate the boosters, and take off at lightning-fast speed)
  • Death Coffin: "GRR!? IF ONLY I STILL HAVE WINGS!?"
  • Death Coffin saw the same Qurray eels still chasing after Discord!
  • Death Coffin: "...... Spider.... How fast can you make a canyon spreaded web?"

Meanwhile.

  • Discord is litterally racing circles around the quickly confused Qurray Eels.
  • Benny: I'M GETTING DIZZY DOING THIS!!
  • Discord: Relax, pal, we can handle this! All we have to do is lose them, and we're home free!
  • Benny: But didn't Rainbow Dash tell me that these things were relentless?
  • Discord: Yes, but not when we can do THIS! (They both teleport away, confusing the Quarrey Eels, and the two of them reappear far behind them without them noticing) See? What did I tell you?
  • Benny: Why didn't you use that before?
  • Discord: I have NO IDEA!
  • Benny: Say, what's another name for the Internet?
  • Discord: Oh that's easy, it's a-(Sees that they're heading towards a canyon-sized web) WEB!!! (They get stuck inside the web) AAAHHH!!! CURSE YOU, CANYON DADDY SPIDER WHO SYMPATHIZES WITH A VILLAIN!!!...Seriously, what's up with that?
  • ???: Alright, you freak of nature! (Death Coffin appears with the spider still latched onto him)
  • Death Coffin: Be a good mix, and hand over the scythe!
  • Discord: NEVAAAAAAAHHH!!!
  • Death Coffin: "Then my hoof is forced! I'll return you back to your statue prison where you belong?!"
  • Suddenly, Coffin and the Canyon Daddy both got zapped and fell!
  • It was done by Nightus.
  • The Canyon Spider picked itself and Coffin up.
  • Nightus: "Coffin, judging by your appearence, it's obviously the time to stop now. You lost your wings and legs and have to relie on a Canyon Daddy Spider. You are also heavly out-numbered."
  • The Lougers, The Element barers, and Heavenslight and Lavulite close in.
  • Death Coffin: "I, will not, be defeated easily?! No matter WHAT you do to me, NOTHING WILL DEFEAT ME!?"
  • Heavenslight: "Then it seems we'll have to force sense into you!"
  • Death Coffin: "I saved ONE christail for such an occation!? (Holds up an Illinos Christail, and fuses it into his horn) Now, my magic is tendfold stronger then all of you! Prepare thy behinds, because it's about to be nailed?!"
  • Death Coffin charges up an attack!
  • Nightus: "MISFITS, GIRLS, GET BEHIND US?!"
  • Nightus, Heavenslight and Lavulite charge up an attack as well as the other heroes take cover behind!
  • Heavenslight: (All 4 get into a beam lock at the exact moment Death Coffin fires)...DON'T...LET...GO!!!...
  • Discord: Hmm...(Takes the scythe) Hey, bonehead! (Manages to strike a blow to Death Coffin while he was distracted, making him lose focus of the beam, and he takes the Illunos Crystal) Time for this thing to be destroyed!
  • Nightus: NO! You can't destroy the crystal! It will wipe out anything within a 5-mile radius, and with how tainted that one is, it might be doubled.
  • Discord:...Well, thank God you reminded me! What do we do with it, then?
  • Death Coffin: YOU CAN GIVE IT BACK TO ME, THAT'S WHAT!! AND YOU WOULD EVEN BE NICER IF YOU GAVE ME THE SCYTHE, TOO!!
  • Discord: There is NO way that we're doing that, bonehead!
  • Death Coffin: Stop calling me names like that!
  • Discord: Or what?
  • Heavenslight: Discord, don't encourage him!
  • Discord: Oh, pfft, his powers are disabled. What can he possibly do without the crystal OR the scythe?
  • Death Coffin:...CANYON DADDY SPIDER, I NEED YOU AGAIN!! (The canyon-daddy spider appears and spins a web around all 4 of them)
  • Lavulite:...You do know we can get out of this, right?
  • Discord: And there's one question that still hasn't been answered, Coffin! WHY WOULD A CANYON-DADDY SPIDER WANT TO HELP YOU?!?
  • Death Coffin: "..... Actselly, I kinda don't know myself."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh, that because Canyon Daddies are known to be extremely caring and loving to physically and mentally disabled creatures. It's possability because your not able to move on your own that the spider started to care for you."
  • Icky: ".... Ok, again. Equestia has some SERIOUSLY weird critters here."
  • Iago: "How did all these creatures even happen!?"
  • Death Coffin: "..... Alot of these creatures were from the Alicorn of Nature and Life, my sister...... Even as a filly, she had.... A unquite imagination."
  • Icky: "Well it's fucked up if you asked me. What's next, giant flying eel monsters?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "We call those Qurray Eels, like- THE ONES HEADING STRAIGHT TORWORDS US?!"
  • The Same Qurray Eels, even the ones have have Coffin's legs and wings stuck in thier teeth are charging forth!
  • Rainbow Dash: Relax, we all know I've dealt with these beasts before. I can take them. Just watch me give these creatures their just desserts! (Flies towards the Quarrey Eels, and the fight occurs off-camera) COME AND GET A PIECE OF ME, YOU GIANT FLYING D***S!! I WILL--OW! HEY, WHAT THE--OW! NO FAIR, YOU'RE ATTACKING ON ALL SIDES--AAOOWW!! OW!! STOP THAT! (The group watches in shock as Rainbow Dash screams in pain) AAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAOOWWCCHH!!! (Flies back down with bruises) OKAY, EVERYONE, TAG IN!!
  • Fluttershy: Perhaps the Stare can deter them. (Uses it, and it only confuses the Quarrey Eels) YOU MUST BE VERY ASHAMED TO ATTACK PEOPLE THAT CAN FIGHT BACK! YOU ALL COULD'VE BEEN HURT IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! YOU...uh...what are you doing? (The Quarrey Eels made laughing noises) What...what's so funny?
  • Death Coffin: Isn't it obvious? They think you're trying to scare them, when they're not even being deterred. Quarrey Eels are relentless, and won't stop for anything. Your little 'Stare' isn't doing anything to them.
  • Fluttershy: But...but...(The Quarrey Eels attack her as she flies away screaming)
  • Rainbow Dash: She needs our help, guys! The rest of you, watch over Death Coffin!
  • Discord: Consider it done! (Magically makes the webs surrounding him, Nightus, Heavenslight, and Lavulite disappear, and instead restrain the Canyon-Daddy Spider) There, no more of that tingling spider-nonsense!
  • Pinkie: I don't get--OH, NOW I DO! (Laughs)
  • Icky: "Uh, Discord, slight flaw in your plan."
  • Discord: "What?"
  • The Canyon Daddy annoyed, takes the web off effortlessly.
  • Discord: "WHAT!?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, see, spiders can't get caught in their own webs, what with their butts always producing the stuff and all."
  • Discord: "Since WHEN Spiders can't get stuck in their own webs!? And how?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Since pretty much the dawn of evolution. You see, spiders process a speical oil that can't-"
  • Skipper: "NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME FOR BIOLOGY CLASS, KOLWALSKI!?"
  • Rico: (Blabbers, hacks out a bazooka)
  • Iago: "NO, RICO!? Fluttershy's present!? She wouldn't like it if you killed a misguided creature just because it's helping a villain!"
  • Rico: "AW?!"
  • Icky: "But don't worry, I have an alternate! As I did with those molemen from Camelot, I present, a Canyon MOMMA!"
  • A female canyon daddy is seen.
  • The Canyon Daddy spider went bugged eyed, lets go of Coffin in surprise.
  • Canyon Daddy: "Sorry bro. The Natrol call of this kind of nature is calling. I wish ya good luck."
  • The Canyon daddies crawled off somewhere else.
  • Death Coffin: (Sighs) So much for things going well for me!
  • Rainbow Dash: Let's go save Fluttershy! (Part of the group goes off to save Fluttershy while the rest stay)
  • Nightus: No more running, Death Coffin!
  • Death Coffin: Well, tecnecally and litterally, yes, your right in light of those stupid eels taking my legs and wings, but also because I'm finally within grabbing distince of my sythe!?
  • Death Coffin leaps at Discord and begins to scuffle with him over the sythe!?
  • Discord: "A little asistence would be nice, ya know!?"
  • Lavulite: (Charges into Death Coffin, knocking him off of the scythe) Alright, Coffin! No more fighting! Let me use the scythe to get Bladekar's soul so I can stop hiding in the shadows.
  • Death Coffin:...Is THAT what you want that scythe for? JUST SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF A PROBLEM?!?
  • Lavulite: (Grabs him) YES! That bastard framed me for a crime I didn't commit! I'm tired of hiding, and I need his soul to prove that I'm innocent!
  • Death Coffin: WELL, FORGET IT, BITCH! THAT SCYTHE IS A MYSTICAL ARTIFACT THAT IS ONLY PERMITTED TO ME! (Lavulite growls loudly) You think that's supposed to scare me? I've fought Purple Dragons before, and I've even learned to get used to their roars, as loud as they can be--(Lavulite roars loudly) OH, I'M REAL SCARED!! I WANT MY MOMMY!
  • Sparx: HOLY S***!!! NOW I'M STARTING TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE THAT SPYRO IS GONNA HAVE A ROAR LIKE THAT WHEN HE GROWS UP!!!
  • Nightus: (Sighs) Lavulite, he does make a good point. Besides the fact that forcing him is pointless, I don't think you can handle an Alicorn weapon.
  • Lavulite:...(Growls, and lets Death Coffin go) Fine!
  • Icky: "You mean we have to turn this guy around to get him to help us out? After all the shit we put him through?"
  • Death Coffin: "Your bird friend is right to be disappointed! I'm the only one who can respondsability use the sythe without ending up causing an unfixable riff between the realms of the living and the dead! Any other would cause dishastor?! SO I DEMAND THE STUPID DRACONQUUI TO GIVE ME BACK MY SYTHE BEFORE HE DOES UNPSEAKABLE CHAOS WITH IT?!"
  • Lord Shen takes the sythe away from Discord!
  • Lord Shen: "I'LL TAKE THAT, YOU IDIOT?! But all the same, we'll only agree to return this to you if you agree in return to help us out!"
  • Death Coffin: "AFTER WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID TO ME?! MY PLAN WAS RUINED BY YOU PEOPLE?! I WAS CLOSE ON BRINGING THE ALICORNS BACK WITH THE PLAN, I WAS DOING JUST FIND UNTIL YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!?"
  • Fluttershy and the other group appeared with Death Coffin's backlegs and wings, while a tired up pile of defeated Qurray Eels are seen.
  • Fluttershy: "Oh please, Mr. Coffin. I know your abit upset with us, but we were just making sure you wouldn't accsidently destroy equestia with what you were doing."
  • Death Coffin: "AGAIN WITH THE ASSUMTION OF THAT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING!? WHY DID YOU THINK I BROUGHT JING AND DING BACK?! SO THEY CAN DO TELL ME ALL THE DOS AND DON'TS OF KEYHOLES AND DARK OOZE?!"
  • Icky: "Well even IF you have a plan that wasn't gonna completely destroy Equestia, you were still gonna hurt people just to make a point. And nobody likes people who hurt people to make a point. You know what we call people like that? Alot of mean names. In your cause, a destructive mortal-hating death god!"
  • Death Coffin: "IT'S THE MORTALS FAULT I EVEN TRIED THIS WITHOUT HESITATION?! IF THEY JUST SAW ME AS A BROKEN VICTIM AND NOT A MONSTER, THEN MAYBE-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "WELL TRY NOT ACTING LIKE A MONSTER IF THAT'S THE ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEMS!? YOU WANT TO PROVE PONIES WRONG ABOUT YOU BEING A MONSTER OR NOT, THEN DON'T DO THINGS A MONSTER WOULD DO?! TIREK, IS A MONSTER?! HE WOULD DO THIS SORT OF SHIT IN A HEARTBEAT!?"
  • Spyro: "The point we're getting across is, it's not making yourself anymore superior then your wrong-doers if you nearly or inadvertingly destroy socity just to punish people for treating you poorly. If anything, all your doing, is making yourself lower then they are. Gods know better then to do something an un-pure mortal would often had no problem doing. Gods that don't, like Hades, may as well not be called "Real Gods" if they act out for power, and in your case, because you don't understand curtual differences between gods and mortals. Yes, maybe the ponies DO need to take these jobs seriously. Yes, they shouldn't've abused these powers awhile back. And yes, it  would be the greatist thing for Equestia to have the Alicorns back. We didn't stop you from doing an otherwise great thing. We stopped you from doing it, in the most Malefor-like way possable!"
  • Death Coffin: "..... What.... What, are you saying....."
  • Cynder: "We're saying that appearences does not make your character. We learned many times is the actions that define them. We don't judge you solely because of your a walking talking skeleton with god powers. But we do have a problem of you letting your pain, your past, and the midguided feelings of others' reactions to you turn you into the very thing, your trying to proof your not."
  • Death Coffin: "Wait, you.... You-"
  • Nightus: "They are saying that you shouldn't let a terrorable past and a currently unpleasent appearence dictate your feelings and actions. Or you'll only make those previously unjustifived claims look like facts. And wasn't this whole mess about trying to show Equestia the greatness of Alicorn gods? Isn't it ironic, that your doing something they would frown on? Endangering Equestia, for even a well-intention and almost noble cause, is NOT the Alicorn way! It's odd your upset about the mortals treating our races' duties like games and play, but yet here you are, intentionally bringing it harm because of your own emotional turmoils! Oh, and the whole bringing the dead back just to turn them into Heartlesses! I'm pretty sure that is NOT something your parents would approve of."
  • Death Coffin: "................. I..... I went on about my complaints for years, and..... I never, looked things in that prospective. I.... I was just so sad, so in pain, so, angry at the mortal ponies incompidence and self-absorbed idiotcy, I.... I never compaired that to..... I didn't.... I...... Oh, by the alicorn's gates to paradise, what..... What was I thinking all these years!?"
  • Death Coffin started to cry again!
  • Nightus: ".... Now, Coffin, I-"
  • Fluttershy: "Let him continue your highness. He needs to let go of his regret this way."
  • Icky: ".... We're gonna be here for awhile, are we?"
  • Celestia and Luna arrived with Death Coffin's "former" followers.
  • Cheepers: "Good lord, what happened to him?"
  • Luna: "Well this gorge is Qurray Eel terratory, so, I would blame the eels for this."
  • Injury: ".... Wow.... He looks miserable."
  • Celestia: "It seems, Coffin has finally awoke from what he thought was right, and realised his own mistakes.... And, it may feel like he would take awhile on his remorsefulness."
  • Fear: "Translate: He's gonna cry even after the cows come home."

Later that night.

  • Death Coffin was still crying as the Lougers and other heroes set up tents and camp and set up fires.
  • Fluttershy was comferting him.
  • Fluttershy: ".... He, might still go for another few hours guys."
  • The Group sighed.

Chapter 7: Equestria Saved Once Again

Morning.

  • Everyone was asleeped, as Coffin looked as if he was soon to be done with crying.
  • Fluttershy noticed this and came to him as Coffin stopped.
  • Fluttershy: "Feel better?"
  • Death Coffin: "Tecnecally, I'm still miserable, but I do feel as if I ran out of tears for awhile."
  • Fluttershy: "Ok. Everyone, Coffin's done crying."
  • Icky: THANK GOD!!
  • Skipper: Yeah, that was getting more annoying than when Ringtail was screaming upon realizing that the Earth Golem destroyed the Dinosaur Madagascar.... Or more notably when he kept teasing me over my little scene during that S.T.A.N.K incident. He couldn't let it go for weeks.
  • Kowalski: I just assume ANYTHING he does is annoying to such a degree as this.
  • Skipper: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT WAS!!
  • Sparx: See, now was that so hard? All you had to do was stop being a monster and be more of a man!...Or, Alicorn, in your case.
  • Lavulite: So are you gonna help me or what?
  • Death Coffin: *Sniff* Well, if it'll make you happy, then I will! Just stop dragon-handling me and give me back the scythe.
  • Lord Shen: You sure we can trust you on this one?
  • SpongeBob: Shen, come on, don't let him waste anymore tears for Neptune's sake!
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Fine! (Hands Death Coffin the scythe)
  • Death Coffin: Alright. (Takes deep breath, and summons Bladekar's soul)
  • Bladekar: WHAT THE F***?!?
  • Death Coffin: Bladekar, it looks like you have a favor to fill for someone here.
  • Bladekar: What're you talking abo--(Sees Lavulite)...OH, HELL NO!! I AIN'T PERFORMING A SINGLE FAVOR FOR THIS BITCH!!
  • Death Coffin: Bladekar, you know that I am the Alicorn of Death, right? So you must know what I can do to souls.
  • Bladekar: Like what?
  • Cheepers: "Oh dear. He asked a stupid question."
  • Injury: "He's toast."
  • Fear: "I'd say it was nice knowing him, if I actselly knew him better."
  • Bladekar: "What are you lot talking abo-"

Later.

  • Bladekar was screaming as he flew to escape a horrendus serpent monster made of a thoundson rotting bodies!
  • Death Coffin's voice: "Reconsidered your desidion now?"
  • Bladekar: "OK, OK?! I'LL HELP THE BITCH!? JUST DON'T LET THAT THING EAT ME?!"
  • Death Coffin (mocking sounding voice): "Oh see, now was that hard?"
  • Bladekar: "JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKING SADIST?!"
  • Death Coffin: Okay, that's another thing! No more of that attitude!
  • Bladekar: OKAY, ANYTHING, NO COMPLAINTS!! PLEASE, JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!!!
  • Death Coffin: Good!

Later...

  • Celestia: (In the cave with the rest of the Alicorn Souls with Luna, Nightus, Heavenslight, Death Coffin who's skeletal body was put back togather, and the Shell Lodgers and ponies)... And I guess that pretty much solved everything. King Dragkis pretty much forgave Lavulite since... Well... She wasn't the one who killed his brother like he thought, and she's now living back in the Dragon Kingdom where she pretty much belongs until she should ever find the chance to return to her homeworld.
  • Po: And it's pretty odd. I thought that things were gonna be VERY sour on the very second we stepped in.
  • Alicorn Soul #2: Well, I guess it serves Bladekar right.
  • Luceen's Soul: It's at least an honor to meet our grandchildren. Good Heavens, you two look just like your mother.
  • Celestia: And... It's nice to finally see our grandparents.
  • Alicorn Soul #9: And we're at least glad that Death Coffin came through with his actions.
  • Alicorn Soul #1: But it still doesn't make up for the fact that he nearly destroyed Equestria.
  • Death Coffin: (Chuckles) Well, I...
  • Alicorn Soul #10: DON'T YOU 'WELL, I' US, YOUNG PONY!!
  • Death Coffin: WHA-JU-BI-GA-WHA-FATHER?!? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I SUMMONED YOU?!?
  • Alicorn Soul #10 (Death Coffin's Father): What, you didn't recognize me?
  • Death Coffin: Well, no, I mean, you're nothing but a floating orb of blue light.
  • Death Coffin's Father's Soul:... Well, okay, that does make sense, but I think you should be punished for what you did.
  • Death Coffin: Uh... But you're a soul- (Suddenly, undead ponies pop out of the ground and pile up on Death Coffin) AAHHH!! OKAY, I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!! (The undead ponies go back into the ground)... What kind of 'punishment' did you have in mind?
  • Nightus: I don't think he needs to suffer anymore of this, Mr. Purge.
  • Death Coffin's Father's (Purge) Soul: Nightus, I'm aware you're not that knowledgeable in our beliefs since Luceen, Solaro, Asterella and Starby weren't there for you, but you do need to know that one of them is not to take into account that one of our own people commits a sin as bad as Death Coffin did, even though he is now reformed.
  • Nightus' Father's (Starby) Soul: (Sighs) I'm afraid he's right, son.
  • Nightus: So... You're just going to make him go through more pain after all he's suffered?
  • Purge's Soul: Relax, it's only going to be a parental one since making up for it does count as redemption.
  • Death Coffin: So... What then?
  • Purge's Soul: Well, I guess it does have to be something basic. You'll just have to help clean up Equestria.
  • Death Coffin: Well, I guess that's not that bad-
  • Purge's Soul: AND you're going to do it on your own.
  • Death Coffin: WHAT?!? WITHOUT INJURY, FEAR, CHEEPERS, AND DOG-JOHN?!?
  • Dog-John: Well, why should we help you? You kicked us out like a jerk all because of an accident.
  • Death Coffin: "Guys, I was just angry at the time, I was being an emotional mess! You guys know that."
  • Cheepers: "Well yes, that is a good arguement."
  • Purge's soul: "Not nessersarly just that. But it's also because he's solely the one who caused the most trouble. The worse his followers like you 4 did was just, foolishly encourage him.... And, several acts of stealing."
  • Injury: "He, kinda has a point, sir. We really didn't do THAT much outside of stealing things."
  • Death Coffin: ".... Aw, poo. Well, at least magic can help me make this go by quicker and-"
  • Purge's Soul: And you can't use easy-to-get-out-of-a-problem spells.
  • Death Coffin: OH, COME ON!!
  • Purge's Soul: YOU HEARD ME! At least I'm not making you use no magic period, otherwise you wouldn't even lift a pen!
  • Death Coffin:... (Sighs) That is true.
  • Heavenslight's Father's (Solaro) Soul: Hey, look on the bright side, at least you'll get to interact with the mortals long enough to understand and care for them, and have them care for you in return.
  • Death Coffin: After all I've done? What're the odds?
  • Twilight: Oh, I think you'd be surprised, Coffin. Besides, I think the main reason why people didn't treat you right before was because they were still not in their highest hopes after the Chaos War.
  • Iago: Yeah, and with those Windigoes freezing their minds up too much for them to think straight, that's saying something.
  • Fluttershy: I assure you, Coffin, that we ponies are much nicer now. We may not be perfect, but we're compassionate enough to understand your problems.
  • Discord: In fact, I think they'll be forgiving to you after I gave them... A little something for them to understand...

Cutaway

  • Discord: (Sees as all the ponies in Ponyville are annoyed since he magically broadcasts Death Coffin's crying scene all over)

Present

  • Celestia: DISCORD! I don't think that was necessary.
  • Discord: Hey, it did the trick, didn't it?
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it also made them more pissed at you for doing it in such an idiotic way.
  • Discord: I only let it play for 5 more minutes, okay? If I wasn't reformed, I would've done it for 10, or 20, or a few hours...or even forever.
  • Fluttershy:... Well, I suppose that is true. At least you were proving a point.
  • Death Coffin: Well, I guess everything's settled then. I guess I'll just go back to do my death god work again.
  • Alicorn soul 1: "Uh, about that, Coffin.... Your, well aware what happens AFTER, an Alicorn violates our rules. For you, it means the Gloom Reaper takes over as the controller of death in Equestia."
  • Death Coffin: ".... (Sighed), somehow, I was expecting THAT! So, am I to assume I'm not allowed to live in the cave anymore?"
  • Purge's soul: "Pretty much, son. Nothing personal, it's just-"
  • Death Coffin: "I know of our own customs. You and Mother teached me all of them to virtually no end. So, yeah, I'm pretty much skinless, fleshless, organless, AND homeless now. Oh, how has the mighty yonder fallen."
  • Lightning: "Oh, I'm sure you can always just moved in with Celestia and Luna."
  • Death Coffin: "I'm uh, not much for the Canterlotian nobles. In fact, I kinda can't stand high-life in general. They were previously part of the magic misuse confusion."
  • Twilight: "You could always move in with Cadence and the other reformed villains. It's pretty much where we're gonna send your followers."
  • Death Coffin: "Uh, I, rather not. After back when I was more blinded then Luna was as Nightmare Moon, I doubt I would have a postitive reputation there."
  • Discord grabs Death Coffin and starts nogging him!
  • Discord: "You could always move in Fluttershy's place! She's a blast to live with! We could be bunkmates!"
  • Death Coffin: "Uh, I'm, not much for animals. I seen her alot, and she has alot of creatures there, even dogs.... I.... Am not a dog pony. And I do believe it's obvious WHY I have a problem with dogs."
  • Dog-John: "But you didn't mind me."
  • Death Coffin: "That's because your a dog-GOBLIN. Your only dog-like in nature. But your asentually, a dog-faced goblin."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh don't worry. I assure you my animal friends will behaive themselves, even the dogs I have. In fact, I have an orphaned Poodle/dalmation mix that doesn't like to even bury bones. All she does is lick."
  • Death Coffin: "Uh,  I, don't know. I'm sure the other room mates, even that Jerry rabbit, might have complaints about a death god living with you. I have seen how much of a nuisence Discord is."
  • Fluttershy: "Don't worry. They're relitively nice. I mean, I won't lie, they will take, alot of time to get used to you, but they are understanding."

Fluttershy's place.

  • Andre: "AY CERUMA, IT'S ANOTHER UNDEAD CREATURE?!"
  • Andre hacks up Le Rat again out of fear!
  • Le Rat: "Ok, just so I'm clear. There is no le ghost cats or monsters le this time, cause I am le tired of going back in that snake's throat and-"
  • Le Rat sees Death Coffin.
  • Le Rat: "....... (Fearfully as he climbs back to Andre's mouth, and gets muffled as he climbs back down to the stomich) Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines, Ding ding dong, ding ding dong."
  • Stefano: "..... Is'a he gonna be all a-right?"
  • Andre: "Oh si sinior..... I think."
  • Chell: "YAY!? WE HAVE A NEW FRIEND!?"
  • Jerry: "Uh, Flutters? Are you sure you can handle a mostly dead death god repenting for nearly causing the end of Equestia? And your sure he won't be as hair-pulling as Discord?"
  • Fluttershy: "I know this is a big change, but Coffin can no longer be a death god thanks to his mistakes. So, he lives with us now. He's, afraid to go to the monistairy cause, he's worried he might not be strongly accepted."
  • Jerry: "Uh, a bit fair to warn ya, bud. We do have dogs here, and they normally LOVE bones."
  • Death Coffin: "Miss Fluttershy informed me they're well-behaived. So I have nothing to-"
  • Louisianna started to bark at him, causing Death Coffin to scream feminanatly!
  • Fluttershy: "Louisianna, no!"
  • Louisianna stopped barking.
  • Fluttershy: "Don't mind Louisianna. She used to be a hunting dog for a mean hunter. She is still learning how to be nice."
  • Death Coffin: "And it shows."
  • Louisianna growled.
  • Fluttershy: "Now, let me get Sue-za for you. Sue-za!"
  • A Poodle-Dalmation mixed came forth.
  • The dog barked, or more so yapped, as it ran torwords Fluttershy!
  • Fluttershy: "This is Sue-za. She's the dog I told you about."
  • Death Coffin: "Uh, your sure it does nothing but lick bones, right? Cause, I am still uncomfertable around dogs and-"
  • Death Coffin eeked as Sue-Za, the mixed, began to grab his front leg and began to lovingly lick.
  • Death Coffin: "Uh, uh, nice, doggy... Please, don't lick, TOO lovingly. Trust me, I don't taste like milk bones at all, and...."
  • Sue-Za gaved Death Coffin the cutest face ever.
  • Death Coffin: "I...... I......"
  • Sue-Za gave cute puppy-dog eyes.
  • Death Coffin: "..... Why is she giving me that look?"
  • Fluttershy: "You see, Sue-za is still more or less a puppy. I have difficulty finding her an owner cause, well, she's, easily excitable. She's, also still learning on being house broken, and that's espeically difficult cause, well, dogs love trees as much as they love fire hydrents. I was hoping that, since she's the only dog who doesn't enjoy bones that excessivly, I was hoping you could, um, that is, if you want to, adopt her?"
  • Death Coffin: "Uh, I would, really, it's just, gods normally aim for something fitting of their godly status, like, Celestia's phenox, Phenona."
  • Fluttershy: "Oh, don't worry. Twilight's a god, and she has an Owl. Why, Luna has a pet opossum in the comics."
  • Death Coffin: ".... A possom? Aren't those like, giant kangeroo rodents?"
  • Fluttershy: "Well, yeah, but I'm saying that being a god means you can't have a normal looking pet."
  • Death Coffin: "..... Tecnecally in most socities, Owls and Possoms are not commenly seen as pets."
  • Fluttershy: "True, Equestia has, a ungite pet perspective. But, in all socites, dogs are. And who would not love a face like that?"
  • Death Coffin sees Sue-za starting to make wimpering sounds as those puppy eyes intensify, melting Death Coffin's normally hard as a rock heart.
  • Death Coffin: "....... You..... You know, what it's like, to be viewed as an oddity to the world?"
  • Sue-Za nodded yes rapidly!
  • Death Coffin: "..... You..... You don't mind me, looking like something out of a museum?"
  • Sue-Za just lovingly licked Death Coffin's leg again.
  • Death Coffin began to shed small tears and a wubbly smile.
  • Death Coffin: "..... (WImpers), COME HERE, GIRL!?"
  • Sue-Za pounces on Death Coffin and began to lick Death Coffin's face!
  • Everyone: "Awww."
  • Jerry: "Aw, that's admitingly cute..... And, strangely ironic and convinent at the same time for some weird reason."
  • Stefano: "Well, in-a-that a case-a, well-a-come to the familia!"
  • Andre: "Ah, why not? Anyone who scares my lunch back to me is a-ok-o. Your deffently gonna make him want to stay inside."
  • Chell: "YAY?! I WANNA BE THE ONE WHO GIVES HIM A TOUR!?"
  • Fluttershy: "Everyone's glad to have you Death Coffin."
  • Discord: "GROUP HUG?!"
  • Discord grabs everyone into a hug!
  • Discord: "GROUP HUG, BIG GROUP HUG! You mind I kiss the doggy named after an american state?"
  • Louisanna growled with quick bark!
  • Discord: "That would be a "yes, you do mind", from you then."
  • Fluttershy: "Well, I better head to a Celebration Party for Twilight. It's a victory celebration. I'll let you get aquitted with eachother. And Discord? Do behaive yourself."

Reforming Monistairy.

  • Ding: "..... Jing? I have a question? Why are we here?"
  • Jing: "...... I, am not sure either. I'm not sure what those minions of Death Coffin are doing here as well."
  • Ding: "Well, all I heard is that she has a speical surprise for us, but other then that, I have no idea what that even is, I-"
  • Dr. Wazabi's voice from intercom: "Attention all residents. Espeically for newcomers, Jing and Ding. We have new arrivals coming here, and, I think Lady Jing and Sir Ding should see, one of them. Trust me. You will enjoy the reunion."
  • Jing: "Oh. I wonder why he thinks that, Ding?"
  • Ding: "Gah, I bet it's a prank."

Outside.

  • A huge transport is seen.
  • A smal door opens.
  • An alien simular to Peakly comes out.
  • the Alien: "Good afternoon. I'm Sir Meekly. Princess Candence has made some, rather unusual requests, and, after going through, alot of legal paper work, I was able to make possable to bring her requested people come here. Now, first, we have the malfuntioning ringmaster robot...."
  • A damaged, beaten up and broken verson of Ringmaster Omega came out, as he was glitching up abit.
  • Omega: "Where..... Am I? Who am I? What am I even?"
  • Princess Cadnece: "Uh, Meekly, good friend? Why is he, amnisic?"
  • Meekly: "I'm sorry, miss Candence, but his corruption virus was virtually unremoveable. The only way to get rid of it was to reboot him. He, no longer has memories of who he is anymore. I tried to offer alternatives, but the Futurasia goverment insisted for the safety of the universe, he has to forget who he was, or he would just go back to his wrong-doing again. So, I advise against reminding him who he was. Trust me, they insisted it was for the best."
  • Princess Candence: ".... I udnerstand. I just hope Rarity does as well. Kevin, take Omega to the lab for him to see Dr. Wazabi later on. I think he needs a few, repairs before we can surprise Rarity."
  • Kevin does that and eschourts Omega, still confused.
  • Meekly: "Next, we have, the alternate universe pirate elephant thing, A Mr..... Rarxter, I'm correct?"
  • A relucent Rarxter came out.
  • Rarxter: "Uh.... Question? Why am I here? I was actselly content with staying in Oranos until I leave early with good behavior, then to seek out a passion in cooking. Why would you bring me here, Miss uh... Candence?"
  • Candence: "It's simple. We needed someone to become our culerary artist. So far, we only have Kevin Qu Dan Longbill as a great breakfist maker and Mr. Jappetho is only good at making great coffie. We're hoping you can fill out Lunch, Dinner and Desert."
  • Rarxter: "..... Well, I, need to be familierised with what these universes considered cuizine first. I'm afraid my alternate universe logic in terms of food is abit... Immaprobeately placed."
  • Cadence: "I'll be sure to ask Twilight to lend you a book about Equestian Cuizine. And the cakes will make great teachers for you."
  • Rarxter: ".... Exactly since when pasteries are great teachers?"
  • Fang and Othello began to quietly laughed!
  • Fang: "(Wispers) Oh my lords, he's an idiot (laughs)"
  • Othello: "(Quietly) Oh most assuringly!"
  • Candence: "(Giggles), I'll, explain later. Zuthron, exchourt Rarxter to the kitchen."
  • Zuthron leads Rarxter away.
  • Meekly: "Now, finally, your more, controverseal choice that I have yet to understand..... I have brought your odd request for a, and I quite.... A Mr-"
  • A familier musley hand grabs Meekly!
  • ???: "Save it, ya bloodly alien freak!?"
  • The Hand is reveiled to belong to Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: "I, GRIMOORS THE NASTY-MOUTH, NEED NO INTRODUCTION, FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!?"
  • Meekly: "(Chokes), Duly noted, Mr. Grimoors."
  • Grimoors annoyedly dropped Meekly.
  • Grimoors looked at the other reformed villains and marched torwords them.
  • Grimoors: "All right, you sorry lot. Let me explain a few new rules. Rule Number 1: Grimoors is the king here! Number 2: Do not question your king and DON'T, ask where he came from!"
  • Stomper: "We kinda already know about ya from the Lougers so-"
  • Grimoors: "NUMBER 3: Anything I say, goes! When I say jump! You say-"
  • Reformed Villains: "How high?"
  • Grimoors: "Good! And finally, and this is impourent! Rule number 4! You must never deny your king what he wants! EVEN, if it's a rediculious request!? Now, the new hierrchy!? There's you lot, there's the floor, there's the bugs ON the floor, the pink horse lady, my beard, then ME!"
  • Fang: "Is he saying I'm lower then insects!?"
  • Grimoors: "You lot now answer to your king only! Hail, to your new king! Hail King-"
  • ???: "Grimoors?"
  • Grimoors: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL AS HE SAW JING AND DING!) IT'S MY CRAZY PROCESSED PARENTS!?"
  • Grimoors plopped to the floor wimpering like a cowerd!
  • Grimoors: "DON'T TURN ME INTO A MONSTER?!"
  • Karl: "Relax, fatass. They're not in the position to do that anymore."
  • Grimoors: "YOU WORKED FOR THEM?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!?"
  • Ding: "He means it son. We're not as powerful as we used to."
  • Grimoors: "YOU TRIED TO TURN ME INTO A FREAK LIKE YOU?! STAY AWAY FROM ME?!"
  • Candence: "GRIMOORS?! CALM DOWN!?"
  • Cadence casted a soothing spell that calms Grimoors abit down.
  • Grimoors: "Ok, I'm calm now. But seriously, how the beard of Odin are you 2 back?! Didn't that crazy trench coat old guy killed you?!"
  • Ding: Let's just say that we had a new master that brought us back.
  • Grimoors: What the hell are they doing here?
  • Cadance: You really thought you were going to get away with your 'regulations'? They're here because they're going to make sure you don't do anything nasty such as boss us around like a jerk. Besides, this is MY Monastery, not yours.
  • Ding: You want us to watch over him?
  • Cadance: Of course. Unless you want me to send him back to Prison 42.
  • Grimoors: NO! I'LL BEHAVE!!
  • Cadance: That's better. Now you'd better make yourself comfortable while you're here with your parents.
  • Grimoors: "(Grumbles) Oh, ok..... (Outloud) Oy wait! What if the Trench Coat man gets word of this?"
  • Cadence: "My aunts sent something to make sure he stays clear of them this time."

Leage Fortress.

  • Suddenly, it exploudes!?
  • The Leagers are seen covered in soot and ash.
  • Xehanort stands angered and annoyed.
  • Xehanort: "CURSE THAT CELESTIA FORBIDDING ME TO GO NEAR THOSE CRETINS?!"
  • Cobra: "About that actselly.... What drove you to banish those two to that formerly unescapable realm to begin with?!"
  • Xehanort: "..... All you need to know, is that I was merely covering tracks of my past. The lougers are known to learn about the past of their enemies to use it against them. They could use Jing and Ding's knowledge of how I created the nu organisation members against us."
  • Cobra: "Oh, don't worry. They're so afraid of you, they'll mentally forget it on their own out of fear of you! They'll be useless to them!"
  • Xehanort: ".... For now, perhaps your right. But I request we keep a FIRM eye on the monistairy just to be safe."
  • Cobra: "Personally, your being unusually paraniod, but since your one of the leage's most valueable, I'll take your word and law and we'll be kept posted on those 2's activities. But I assure you, they'll grow to mentally forget about keyholes and what not and become no more useful then their former henchmen. You haveth, my word.... Th."
  • Cobra went away.
  • Xehanort quietly scrowled at Cobra.
  • Xehanort thinks: "This is why Malefor has yet to be freed. Because of misguided incompidence like that! But it's a good thing, it will simply be worth it in the end."
  • Xehanort gave a creepy smile.

Twilight's Castle.

  • A new celebration is held.
  • Lord Shen: "A toast, to young Twilight, and yet, anoher victory against another dishastor."
  • Everyone: "Here-here!"
  • Celestia: "Everyone, I proudly present, Twilight Sparkle, and her friends!"
  • Twilight and 5 of the main 6 showed up as the rephrase of an earlier song plays.
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - I Wasn't Prepared For This (Reprise) 1080p

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - I Wasn't Prepared For This (Reprise) 1080p

  • Icky: "Alchourse. It wouldn't be a happy ending without a rephrase song to finish it off."
  • Spike: "Well, I'm sure that following the season premere, everything's gonna be just fine."

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • The figure was watching this.
  • ???: ".... That's what he thinks...."
  • The figure laughs, as the view portal shows the silluette of Season 5's upcoming villain.
  • ???: "This foolish little pony, could be what I needed all this time, to destroy equestia, but not physically, but, philiofically. And even if that fails... Well, at least, there is always, the ultmate, game plan. (Reveils a trapped jar of darkness ooze and a illinos christail) In where, these two different objects, will become my key to make heroisum, an extint conspect. (Laughs slowly)."
  • The evil laughs exselerate as dark eyes came from the silluette.

Fin?

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