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The Machine That Couldn't Stop Laughing is the 10th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Kowalski has created a device that would boost their rate of comedy quickly, which was declinding because of Mang and Blowhole being jerks and upload incrimindating clips from the lougers lifes, when really there was more to them. The new device, is named Gelotodrone. Everyone can't resist laughing at Gelotodrone because of his gut-busting comedy. The Lodgers soon come to the conclusion to trying to control Gelotodrone after they can't control theirselves with their laughter, as well as the issue of the majority of his jokes seem mean-spirited and controversel (and maybe a little dirty) and Kolwalski feels the need to try to add a program that makes him stick to clean jokes. They manage to succeed, and use Gelotodrone for occasions when they feel beat, sad, or depressed. But because of this, Gelotodrone feels inferior, and is also not fond of them trying to remove his brand of humor and turning him into a comedical patsy, and when the Leage tries to misuse him, they unintentionally inspire him to kill off the entire leage as the ultimate joke. But, is there more then meets the eye?

Transcript

Chapter 1: The New Comedy of the UUniverses

Dragon Temple

  • Private: (Comes into Kowalski's Lab, and sees him working on a machine) What'cha working on this time, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: I'm currently working on something that will boost our comedy level, Private. I just need to add a few adjustments...and...DONE! I call it the Hilarotron 9000. (Shows him a small device with funny qualities such as a blowhorn, a few springs, a whoopee cushion, a few pipes, and a few rainbow lights)
  • Private: And you're sure it will work?
  • Kowalski: Yes.
  • Private: And why do we even need one of these?
  • Kowalski: Because our comedy rates have been plummeting to an all-time low. (Shows him a chart showing the comedy levels decreasing). Not even Icky, Mad Hatter, or March Hare have been capable of rising it. So far, only one person we know found it funny.
  • Private: And that would be?

Cutaway

  • Icky: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) I'm John Wayne on the First Thanksgiving, Pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrims!
  • Pinkie: (Laughs out loud) I-I can't breathe!
  • Icky: Say, what do you call a nose's worst nightmare?...The Boogie-Man!
  • Pinkie: (Laughs harder) Oh my, gosh, that one was a classic!

Present

  • Kowalski: It's hard to make someone else laugh like that. But I'm sure the Hilarotron 9000 will work. (Turns it on)
  • Hilarotron: Everyone in the UUniverses has a bum! (Comedy sound is heard, and Private laughs)
  • Private: That is true, everyone has a butt.
  • Hilarotron: Dirty diapers are the reason why our worlds are suffering in global warming. (Farting sound is heard from the whoopee cushion, and Kowalski and Private laugh) I once had a friend named Toggaf who was expelled and laughed at for having a rediculous name. But things got weird when Toggaf found out what his name was spelled backwards. AWKWARD! (Comedy sound is heard, and Private and Kowalski laugh harder) Then--(Suddenly the comedy sound is heard again, and is heard too many times, as well as the whoopee cushion sound, and a splat sound, and the Hilarotron short circuits)
  • Kowalski: NO! IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO BUILD THIS THING!!! My design of the device must've been so complex, the jokes must've been hard for it to bear.
  • Private: I don't get it.
  • Kowalski: Well, I'm still not giving up. I shall make the greatest advancement in comedic technology, that EVERYONE will laugh at it. EVERYONE!
  • Private: "Calm down Kolwalski! We'll find other ways to boost up our comedy ratings."
  • Kowalski: How? It's not like we have clowns in our team. Clowns are idiots when it comes to comedy. Like those clowns we invited to Pinkie's Birthday last month.

Cutaway

  • Yellow Clown: (To Pinkie) Hey, birthday pony! How old are you?
  • Pinkie: ...20.
  • Yellow Clown: 20? Wow, that's pretty old! But don't feel bad about your age! Just turn that frown--
  • Blue Clown: ...right-side up.
  • Yellow Clown: What? No, Sad Clown! I was gonna say--
  • Sad Clown: What's the big deal, anyway, Happy Clown? Everything around here is depressing and sad. I have nothing to live for. I SHOULD HURL MYSELF OFF THE ROOF!
  • Happy Clown: Now now, Sad Clown, you have lots to live for. Like your talent.
  • Red Clown: OH, SHUT YOUR ASS UP! All he does is make people cry! He's nothing!
  • Blue Clown: (Starts crying)
  • Happy Clown: (Sighs) Angry Clown, why the heck are you doing this?
  • Angry Clown: Because it's true. All he does is make people cry. He's a sad clown after all!
  • Happy Clown: Oh, come on, don't feel angry! This is a birthday party after all!
  • Angry Clown: THIS PARTY SUCKS!!!
  • Pinkie: (Gasps)
  • Happy Clown:...ALRIGHT, THE GLOVES ARE OFF, DOUCHE BAG!!! (Begins beating up the Angry Clown)
  • Purple Clown: Uh...I think you should stop...this fighting. I'm getting a little...scared.

Present

  • Kowalski: They were complete retards.
  • Private: "Actselly, I thought Angry Clown worked abit blue. I mena, getting angry isn't really that funny."
  • Kowalski: Exactly my point. Clowns are retards, let's leave it at that. If there WERE a clown that would be funny enough to bust a few guts, then that would raise our comedy rates...Wait! Clown...THAT'S IT!
  • Private: Uh...what's it, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: I will make an artificially intelligent clown robot which can use the Internet to make the funniest jokes in history. That way we'll boost our comedy rates, and I'm sure nothing can go wrong.
  • Private: I don't know, Kowalski. Sometimes, your inventions go downhill. Remember Jiggles? And more recently, Jigglodon?
  • Kowalski: (Scoffs) I'm sure I made a few mistakes in the past, but this time, I'm totally certain that nothing can go wrong. And trust me, a robot clown who tells the funniest jokes in history? I don't think there's a chance it'll become evil for some reason.
  • Private: Well...I don't really know.
  • Kolwalski: "Worry not Private, i know exactly what i am doing."
  • Private: "Well, could you at least, make an emergeny plan in case something does go bad, just to be safe?"
  • Kowalski: Yes. I'll add a destructo chip inside of him in case.
  • Private: "A destructo whaty what?"
  • Kowalski: A destructo chip. It will allow me to self-destruct him if needed.
  • Private: "Then in that case, i support you, every step of the way even in tea-time."
  • Kowalski: Good. Just make sure the Lodgers are unaware of this. I want it to be a surprise.
  • Private: Got'cha.

The next day...

  • Kowalski: (Starts inventing the robot, making it's head, attaching the eyes with screws. Then he works on the torso, hooking a limb to the arm socket. Then he puts horns, whoopee cushions, and other funny objects inside the robot torso's apparatus. While he was doing that, the Lodgers outside his lab are in a circle)
  • Mr. Whiskers: So, what're we gonna do?
  • Fidget: Don't know.
  • Lord Shen: But what's REALLY bothering me is that our comedy ratings are low. No matter how hard we try, we are losing popularity in comedy.
  • Icky: Well, I have a joke that's sure to get our comedy back. (Clears throat)...What were Tarzan's last words?...Who greased this VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE?!? (Laughs, but no one else does)
  • Gilda:...(Chuckles a bit) That's a bit funny.
  • Patrick: I don't get it.
  • Icky: Well...how about this. What did the buttock say to the other?...She said 'Together we can stop this shit'! (Laughs harder)
  • Iago: (Laughs)...That-that is so f*****g funny!
  • Lord Shen: "I hate toliet humor."
  • Icky: Or maybe this one...A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says "May I help you, sir?" and the duck says "Yeah, help me get this human out of my ass"! (Laughs)
  • Po: (Laughs) That-That is SO funny! I don't even know why we're low on comedy.
  • Puss in Boots: Could THIS be funny? (Claws Shrek's butt)
  • Shrek: OW!
  • Donkey: Or THIS? (Kicks Shrek in the groin)
  • Shrek: MMMMMMMMMMMM!!! I have to admit, that was excrutiatingly funny.
  • Donkey: Now watch THIS!--
  • Shrek: That's quite enough, boys!
  • Shenzi: Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got one, I got one! A guy walked into a bar...OUCH! (She and the hyenas laugh)
  • Ed: (Laughs hysterically) Pee-pee!
  • Banzai: What did he say?
  • Shenzi: I have no idea.
  • Icky: I think he's saying he needs to go pee-pee. (Laughs)
  • March Hare: I have an excellent idea!
  • Mr. Dodo: Let me guess. Change the subject?
  • March Hare: You guessed it. (Smacks Mad Hatter with his giant mallet, and his head gets stuck in his hat)
  • Mad Hatter: Why did the golf tournament take place in England?
  • Sandy: I have NO idea.
  • Mad Hatter: Because they were 'Tea'd off' before they got there!" (Laughs)
  • Sandy: (Laughs) That-that was a pretty good one!
  • Shenzi: "Man, how could our comedy ratings be going down? We get funnier and funnier each day."
  • Skipper: "I suspect Mang and Blowhole treachery afoot! Somehow, they're making people disinterested in comedy!"
  • Fidget: But why would they wanna mess with our comedy ratings?
  • Icky: And just...HOW are they doing it?

Villain HQ

  • Lord Cobra: (On computer) Have Hermes record OUR embarassing moments, will ya'? We'll see who's laughing when the UUniverses loses faith in your comedic routines. (Presses enter)
  • Icky: (On computer): I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!!
  • Lord Shen: (On computer, sees a snail that meows at him) GET YOUR SLIME OUT OF MY SPACE, YOU STUPID SNAIL! SUCKERS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!!! (Smacks snail away, and a crumbling sound is heard)
  • Random Voice: SNAIL ABUSER, SNAIL ABUSER!!!
  • Iago: (At Skippy's Birthday Party, dubbed as Quagmire) HAPPY F****N' BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY!
  • Skippy's Mother: HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?
  • Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free!
  • Lord Cobra: And it's a good thing I got THIS scene on tape. (Presses Enter)
  • Senator Tricorn: (At the last episode where the Lodge tricked her into coming into her senses, and looking like they were torturing her)
  • Lord Cobra: (Chuckles) This'll get them for sure.
  • Blowhole: (Chuckles) Once the entire UUniverses loses trust in the Lodge, they'll be gone for good.

Dragon Temple

  • Spyro: We need to think of some way to boost our comedy rates.
  • Icky: "Well we got to do something!"
  • Trixie walks in, and slams Icky on the head!
  • Trixie: "TAKE THAT, HATER?!"
  • Trixie ran off!
  • Icky: "Oh what the junk?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, that was certanly odd of Trixie. Then again, it is Icky who got hurt, and I assume it's because he did something stupud, so by all means it is not anything at all subisious-"
  • SpongeBob: (Smacks Lord Shen to the ground) THAT'S for killing that snail, you abusive bastard!
  • Lord Shen: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? I wouldn't hurt a snail even if I hated them!
  • SpongeBob: That's not what I saw on the Internet! If you touch another snail again, you will no longer be general of this Lodge! UNDERSTOOD?!? (Walks into a room, slamming the door)
  • Lord Shen:...What the hell is he talking about? I never hurt a snail in my life. Not even his pet.
  • Iago: Okay...at least that was the--(Gets hit by a melon, and hits a wall)
  • Rabbit Teenager: THAT WAS FOR CUSSING AT MY NEPHEW, YOU RAT WITH WINGS!!!
  • Iago: I think that's seagulls and/or pigens! I'm not a seagull or a pigen! (Gets hit by another melon)
  • Rabbit Teenager: DON'T BACKSASS ME!!! (Leaves)
  • Iago: Whoa! It is just me, or are Cobra and Blowhole uploading negative comedy about us on the Internet?
  • Archimedes: Relax, we destroyed all their video tapes of humiliating stuff about us, so they can't possibly--
  • Merlin: Uh, Archimedes? Speak for yourself! (Shows him an electronic strap around his ankle, indicating he is under house arrest)
  • Archimedes: WHAT?!? Since when did you get under house arrest?
  • Merlin: Apparently, some dumbass villains showed lies about me forcing Pizza Hut to give us free pizza on the Internet.
  • Archimedes: Well, can't you use your wand to get it off?
  • Merlin: I can't. They confiscated my wand for the remainder of my house arrest.
  • Iago: THAT'S IT! NOW I'M MAD!!!
  • Icky: "Aw, no sweat. Since Tri-corn likes us now for the time being, we can just ask her to help us ou-"
  • Senator Tricorn: (Bursts into the Temple angrily) YOU IDIOTS! HOW DARE YOU FILM LAST WEEK'S EVENTS ON THE INTERNET?!? IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS BEING TORTURED!!!
  • Icky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what made you think it was us?
  • Senator Tricorn: Because that video said that YOU goofs published it! You do realize that The High Council is pissed, right?
  • Lord Shen: Oh, please, they would know for a fact that it wasn't us. It was certainly the Villain League!
  • Senator Tricorn: Impossible. The High Council KNOWS it was--(Cell phone rings) Wait, I got another call!...(Answers cell) Hello?...Uh-huh?...Yeah?...(Shrugs) Okay, bye! (Hangs up) Okay, you're totally innocent. Hermes came in and told the Council that it was definitely the Villain League and that, Mang guy wanting revenge on you guys for humiliating them.
  • Icky: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! I OUGHTTA TEAR OFF ALL OF HIS SNAKEHEADS AND BEAT HIM WITH THEM!!!
  • Sandy: Well, that's easy, we'll just hack them off the Internet.
  • Senator Tricorn: I don't think that will work. Judging by Lord Cobra's power, I think those videos will be impossible to hack off. So they're stuck on the Internet until you can do something.
  • Skipper: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!! Then I guess the only solution is to boost our comedy rates and prove to the UUniverses that we are not responsible for all that negative comedy.
  • Senator Tri-corn: "Well, I am not sure if I hate you guys again or still like you, but I must inform you that it's your problem alone. Now if you'll exquse me, I'm gonna lay low for awhile. And, uh, word of advice, until those leagers are straighten out, you guys might wanna do the same."
  • Tri-corn left.
  • Icky: "Well fudge."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, let's take a quick trip to the internet and see what the damage is."

Computer room.

  • Computer: "Icky: (On computer): I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!! Lord Shen: (On computer, sees a snail that meows at him) GET YOUR SLIME OUT OF MY SPACE, YOU STUPID SNAIL! SUCKERS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!!! (Smacks snail away, and a crumbling sound is heard) Random Voice: SNAIL ABUSER, SNAIL ABUSER!!! Iago: (At Skippy's Birthday Party, dubbed as Quagmire) HAPPY F****N' BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY! Skippy's Mother: HAVE YOU NO HEART?!? Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free! Senator Tricorn: (At the time last episode where the Lodge tricked her into coming into her senses, and looking like they were torturing her)"
  • Icky: "Aw man......... That clip of me saying "I hate ponies" was edited!"
  • Lord Shen: "Care to justify yourself?"
  • Icky: "Yeah. I was minding my own business when-"

Flashback.

  • Icky was scatting.
  • Suddenly, figures appeared in front of him.
  • Icky: "Huh?"
  • Icky looks up, and sees Non-equestian ponies standing in front of him.
  • Thug Pony one: "Give us your money pal."
  • Icky: "Ah, get lost, ya freaking hobos."
  • Thug Pony: (Buckaroos Icky straight through a bunch of walls, causing untold damage until he finally crashes into a turkey factory)
  • Icky:...EWWWWWW!!!
  • Thug Pony: THANKS, RAT WITH WINGS!!! (The thugs ran off with his money)
  • Icky: HEY! THAT'S MY MONEY! DAMN YOU, THAT'S MY MONEY!!! OOOOHHHH! I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!!...Well, Trixie, Twilight, and the others from Equestria are exceptions, but NON-EQUESTRIAN PONY SUCK!!!

Present

  • Lord Shen: And you HAD to let the Villain League record that, didn't you?
  • Icky: Well, what's YOUR excuse for hurting that snail?
  • Lord Shen: I had a jusifyable reason!

Flasgback!

  • The snail was actselly a serial pedofile with two innosent Kids were cornered!
  • Snail: "Alright ya'll. Please lay down so we can get slimely."
  • Lord Shen appeared!
  • Lord Shen: "STOP RIGHT THERE! SNAIL PEDOFILES LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS NEAR CHILDREN?!"
  • Lord Shen kicked the snail into a wall!
  • Snail: "OH NO! I'M FOILED!"
  • Kids: "Yay Mr. Shen?!"

Present

  • Iago: I didn't cuss at Skippy's birthday! All I yelled was HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY! But that no-good douche bag put a censored beep in the middle! And they added his mother's words from one of our DVDs.
  • Archimedes: Then what was with Merlin?
  • Merlin: Well, let me explain that.

flashback.

  • Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, who saved your facility from being destroyed by this ruffion Giant Cockarouch monster that breaths fire, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free!
  • Manitger: "That sounds reasonable. You Lougers are heroes. Any Pizza you ordered from us is on the house. You and your friends are favorite custimers for life."
  • Merlin: "And to Celibrate, I would like to throw a celiabtory party here! Of which, we are fully willing to pay for."
  • Manitger: "Why, your the most reasonable and generious heroes I ever met."

Present

  • Merlin: "Clearly that snake is lousing up our name!"
  • Skipper: "And I bet that scene where we "Supposingly" tortured Tri-corn was Photo shopped!"
  • Sandy: Well, I sure hope these are the only ones they're doing- (Sandy: (On computer) TEXAS IS A PIECE OF S**T!!!")... (Camera on Temple) AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
  • SpongeBob: Oh, he did NOT just do that.
  • Sandy: Icky? Hold off on ripping his heads off and beating him with them. I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO F****N DO IT!!!
  • Lord Shen: CALM YOURSELF, RODENT!!! We'll stop Cobra's evil plot. All we need is a way to boost our comedy rates.
  • Skipper: And where in the hell are we gonna find a solution to THAT?!? If you want classic comedy, you'd have to be on the Internet!

Kowalski's Lab

  • Kowalski: (It is dark, and sparks fly all over the room, and Kowalski chuckles maniacally) FINISHED!!! AFTER 6 HOURS OF WORK!!! (The robot's shadow is seen twitching) It's alive! ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! (Cackles maniacally) Now let's bust some guts!
  • ???: "Litterally or were you being dramatic?"
  • Kolwalski: "(LAUGHS VERY LOUDLY!) ALREADY YOUR CRACKING JOKES MY.... I didn't named you. (Gasps) How about-"

Chapter 2: Gelotodrone

Outside the labortory.

  • Kowalski: GELOTODRONE! (Shows a clown-like robot)
  • Skipper: Gelotodrone? That's a weird name for a robot.
  • Kowalski: Seriously, Skipper, you need to learn your prefixes. Geloto means 'Laughter'. This device is more than just a clown. He can do more than that. Show them, Gelotodrone.
  • Gelotodrone: Why didn't the chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker was on it's head. (The Lodgers laughed out loud) Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. (The Lodge laughed again) A teacher's son didn't tell his mother he ate glue because his lips were sealed. (The Lodge laughed again) I'M JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT AT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, PILGRIMS! WHERE'S MY DING-A-LING, PILGRIMS! (Laughs)
  • Icky: AWW (Laughs) He totally did it better than me! OOH, OOH, OOH, do John Wayne Gacey!
  • Gelotodrone: I'M JOHN WAYNE GACEY AT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, PILGRIMS! I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN, AND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN, AND KILL THEM, PILGRIMS! Oh, how ironic, I AM dressed like a clown! (The Lodgers laugh harder than ever)
  • Skipper: CLASSIC!!!
  • Kowalski: (Laughs) I couldn't have said it better myself!
  • Lord Shen: "(Laughs), I must confess, if even this device can get me to chuckle more when I found out that the panda was an imbacile, I think we may stood a chance (laughs)!"
  • Sam: Anything else?
  • Gelotodrone: (Uses his Internet mind to search for jokes) A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are now looking in it. (The Lodgers laughed)
  • Icky: THAT is a killer!
  • Gelotodrone: Don't you hate doing homework?
  • Almost all the Lodgers: Yeah!
  • Gelotodrone: Me too. Man, I hate homework. Honestly, I hate having to do homework, more than I hate having to be as brainless as bacteria. (The Lodgers laugh) Besides, I can't do homework if I'm brainless. (The Lodge laughs harder)
  • Sandy: (Laughs) I-I-I can't-I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I ca--(Scoffs and laughs)
  • Boss Wolf: "(LAUGHS OUT OF CONTROL). I'M-I'M I'M CHOKING ON LAUGHTER?!"
  • Gelotodrone: Mary had a little lamb, who's fleece was white as--OH MY, GOD, IT GOT EATEN BY A WOLF!!! (The Lodgers laughed harder)
  • Kowalski: Okay, Gelotodrone, that's enough for now. (Shuts him off)
  • Icky: "(Laughter dies down.) Oh god! Any longer and I might've died from laughing."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh please, no one has actselly died from laughing."
  • Icky: "Not according to "1000 ways to die"."
  • Lord Shen: "Never heard of it."
  • Tigress: Not to mention that, that's what happened with the Toon Patrol.
  • Lord Shen: Oh, yeah.
  • Kowalski: Well, what do you think?
  • Po: IT'S SO AWESOME!!!
  • SpongeBob: This is sure to get us back our popularity and comedy rate.
  • Boss Wolf: I really liked that lamb joke. I had a cousin of mine who wanted to star in a movie about Mary and her lamb, but it got cancelled since, well... My cousin ate the lamb. Mary got so pissed, she nearly murdered him, and got herself thrown in the slammer. Now, it's been 10 years, and she actually got herself in a rehabilitation center. I wonder why...

Rehab

  • Mary: REVENGE! I'LL TAKE SWEET AND JUICY REVENGE!!! DEATH TO ALL WOLVES!!! (Cackles menacingly until she is shot by a tranqulizer dart) Oohhh... I'm seeing lambs... I should... Count them...(Falls asleep)
  • Officer Axle: (Scoffs and laughs) She is so hilarious when she faints.

Present

  • Boss Wolf: I, don't wanna talk about it.
  • Lord Shen: Me neither. She almost took out my entire wolf army when I was still evil. BUT THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT ROBOT CLOWN!!! (Laughs) I just LOVE it's jokes.
  • Cynder: "Yeah..... But can I give just ONE tiny bit honest opinion?"
  • Kolwalski: "What?"
  • Cynder: "Well, Kolwalski, no disrespect, but, a lot of his jokes are in crude or mean spirited or controverseal tastes." (the other lougers began to think about it)
  • Icky: "Well, I did noticed he made an atheist joke."
  • Boss Wolf: "Now that I think about it, that joke about Mary is gonna bring back unpleasent dreams. I swore I one time saw her pull a bloody mary on me in the bathroom."
  • Lord Shen: "And he DID made a rather racist remark about Chickens. Not to mention I am beginning to dectec a hidden reproductive organ joke in there."
  • Kolwalski: "Well, I can explain. I learned that dirty humor is considered funny."
  • Skipper: "You mean well Kolwalski, but may I make you aware that it was dirty humor that is causing our rates to go down to begin with?"
  • Kowalski was surprised!
  • Kowalski: "What do you mean?"
  • Icky: "Ask the Leage's little "video joke" on the Computer."
  • Kowalski: Well, let's see...(Sees them all, and his jaw drops) THOSE MANIACS!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?!?
  • Merlin: Now, thanks to them, I'm under house arrest for a week, and I won't be able to do magic for a while because they took my wand.
  • Trixie: Well, I could help with that.
  • Kowalski: Actually, that won't help. These new state-of-the-art house arrest collars are magic-sensitive. You'll set off the alarm, and the authorities will be aware, and arrest you.
  • Trixie: DAMN IT!!!
  • Kowalski: Well, that dirty comedy is not like Gelotodrone's. It isn't cruel and hurtful..... well, not Intentionally, anyway. Gelotodrone here is programmed to always avoid profound and dirty jokes whenever young children are present. Even the ones who have actually learned dirty language early.
  • Skipper: Hmm... He makes a good point. To be fair, the Digi group didn't get to meet him so, so that's why he's so profound, so there's no harm done. And the robot hasn't done any actual crimes lately. Not to mention that it hasn't insulted us. Or even abuses animals like that. Nor does it torture people.
  • Kowalski: Yep. And just in case Gelotodrone should become inexplicably evil, I've installed a destructo chip to destroy him.
  • Skipper: Well, that's good. We don't want another robot evil roaming around these worlds like the Qui Program, whatever Qui is doing to her.
  • Cynder: "I still can't believe Qui pulled a fast on us like that! Just so she won't lose a powerful virus?! UGGH?! she's like Mirage times 1000!!"
  • Icky: "Relax Cyndy, we'll tango with Q-for-brains in good time."
  • Computer: "Impourent update: The Super Villain, The Pig E. Bank is using his money sucking powers to rob the National Tri-corn 400th National Bank."
  • Icky: "Oh no. That mutant Porkchop again."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, I suppose another way we can earn back our status is if we surrpass that money hoarding louse again."
  • Spongebob: "Lougers, HEVIE, HO!"
  • The Lougers ran off, as so, they were unaware that Gelotodrone turned back on.

Chapter 3: Need A Good Laugh or Not?

the bank.

  • Money is seen being sucked by a really big pig with a dollar sign symbol on his sides, has a handlebar moustase, and wears a striped shirt and pants! This was Pig E. Bank.
  • Pig E Bank: "(Laughs as Snorting his heard) NO MONEY IS SAFE, FROM PIG E. BANK?!"
  • ???: Not so fast, Porkchop! (The Lodge appears behind him)
  • Pig E. Bank: You again! Well, you won't stop me. (Sucks in the Lodge, and they struggle for safety)
  • Icky: NO, NO, NO! DON'T SUCK US UP! YOU'LL CHOKE YOURSELF!!!
  • Pig E. Bank: HAH! I eat smartasses like you for breakfast.
  • ???: And I eat robbers with stupid names like yours for lunch.
  • Pig E. Bank: (Laughs) HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHO DARES TO MESS WITH ME- (Sees Gelotodrone) What the-? A robot clown? What can that possibly do?
  • Gelotodrone: Who are YOU to be 'hogging' a bank of it's money? (Pig E. laughs) Somebody get me some 'Ham-cuffs', please? (Pig E. laughs harder)
  • Kowalski: Gelotodrone, what are you doing? You shouldn't be--
  • Gelotodrone: Aristotle's Theory of Dynamic Motion.
  • Kowalski: (Laughs) ARISTOTLE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! (Laughs) His theory is so wrong, I wanna go back in time and SHOVE IT IN HIS FACE!!! (Laughs) Galileo sure gave HIM a run for his money.
  • Sandy: Seriously? THAT was funny? I don't think so-
  • Gelotodrone: Squirrels must love you, lady! Cause your 'nuts'! (Sandy laughs) Now for Hammy Boy here. (Begins beating him up with awesome fighting moves)
  • Kowalski: Wow! I don't remember giving him good coordination!
  • Skipper: Clearly, you're so good a scientist, your invention improved himself.
  • Pig E. Bank: "(LAUGHS), IT'S SO PAINFUL, AND YET, SO FUNNY, THAT A BIG GUY LIKE ME, IS GETTING BEAT UP BY A ROBOT CLOWN?! THE IRONY?! (LAUGHS)"
  • Icky: "Oh, Pig E boy is not having a good day here."
  • Gelotodrone: (Pins down Pig E.) Is THAT how you fight? I've seen better fighting moves from Miss Piggy.
  • Pig E. Bank: (Laughs) Bu-But I didn't even get the chance to attack!
  • Gelotodrone: Exactly, because you SUCK at fighting. (The Lodgers laughed)

Dragon Temple

  • Scorch Scorchington: (On TV) Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, in a stunning turn of events, wanted fugitive Pig E. Bank has been arrested by a robot clown invented by Shell Lodger Kowalski the Penguin. Kowalski reports that it was meant to boost comedy ratings after the Villain League posted video lies about them on the Internet. We'll have more on this story later.
  • Kowalski: Amazing. I had no idea Gelotodrone was capable of fighting. I must be that good of a scientist.
  • Skipper: I kinda said that already.
  • Gelotodrone: I'm just glad Pignose won't be hogging anymore banks anytime soon. (The Penguins laugh)

Leage fortress.

  • Lord Cobra: "Dear DR, I feel like adding another incrimidating video to basturdised the lougers even further. What humiliating and/or incrimidating clips you got this time? I'm thinking, making the lougers very anti-cat. That'll make the produser himself mad at them, the cat lover."
  • Chrysalis: Well, actually, he's not stupid. He's the producer. He's the one who actually CREATED you. He owns you, you're his property. MSM even tried to duplicate you, but was threatened with banishment by Scroopfan if he wouldn't stop. So he has control over you. And you know the penalty for violating his rules.
  • Lord Cobra: Oh, I'm real scared. I mean, what makes you think that?
  • Chrysalis: "He's the writing our scirpt, genius."
  • Lord Cobra: "....... Ok, scratch the cat thing. Something else then. Oh I know! I make it that Shen is cheating on Celestia, on her own student Little Miss Sparkle! Blowhole! More clips! And get some of the sparkle girl! I would love to see Celestia really frying that bird's ass!"
  • Dr. Blowhole: "Uh, Mang. It appears that, frankly, our sceme may be in jepordy."
  • Lord Cobra: What're you talking about, Blowhole?
  • Dr. Blowhole: Take a look. (They all look at the TV news)
  • Scorch Scorchington: Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, in a stunning turn of events, wanted fugitive Pig E. Bank has been arrested by a robot clown invented by Shell Lodger Kowalski the Penguin. Kowalski reports that it was meant to boost comedy ratings after the Villain League posted video lies about them on the Internet. We'll have more on this story later.
  • Lord Cobra: A ROBOT CLOWN?!? A ROBOT CLOWN?!? THEY HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE A STUPID ROBOT CLOWN THAT MYSTERIOUSLY FIGHTS LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER?!?  UHHGH!!!
  • Blowhole: Well, I guess they outsmarted us again. With that robot, we'll never get the chance to take them down.
  • Lord Cobra: Then we'll just destroy it. Those Lodgers are gonna pay for my humiliation one way or another.
  • Dr. Blowhole: How? You saw what it did to that pig. When it's through with us, we'll die laughing.
  • Lord Cobra: Hmm, good point. Then we'll have to wait. Surely, this robot has GOT to have a weakness. A catch. An Achilles heel.
  • Dr. Blowhole: Good thing I still have my new state-of-the-arc looky-look technology with me. We'll observe the robot.
  • Lord Cobra: Well, just get on with it. They'll pay for humilating me.
  • Chrysalis: You already said that, Coby.
  • Lord Cobra: Move along, toots.

Dragon Temple Auditorium

  • Gelotodrone: (Seinfeld-themed music plays as Gelotodrone walks onto the stage) Thank you very much.
  • SpongeBob: Thanks for coming along, guys. You're gonna love this guy.
  • Pumbaa: It is our pleasure, SpongeBob.
  • Timon: Yeah. If there's anything I love more than comedy, it's NOTHING!
  • Twilight: I could use a good laugh myself.
  • Pinkie: Okay, I'll let that one slide.
  • Snotrog: This oughtta be good.
  • Icky: "It should only be fair to warn you guys that, well, he tends to be, unafraid to make fun of some rather controversal stuff. And his humor tends to be dirty, and mean. We're talking, Controveraly mean-spirted dirty humor."
  • Hiccup: "Oh I'm sure it's not that bad."
  • Gelotodrone: You all want to know what's REALLY inside a turtle's shell? It's living room. It can be in there all it wants, and just sit around watching TV naked. I mean, seriously, have you ever SEEN a turtle without a shell? GROSS! (Everyone laughs)
  • Pinkie: (Laughs) That is SO funny!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Remind me to ask my pet turtle what I did to him when I attached that copter-pack on him.
  • Fluttershy: "Tank's a tortdese."
  • Rarity: (Laughs) Well, now that I think about it, how DID you get it in him?
  • Rainbow Dash: Don't ask.
  • Gelotodrone: Two whales are sitting in the ocean, One whale opens his mouth and says "AOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWAAAA!!!" Then the other whale turns and says "Dude, you are drunk." (Everybody laughs)
  • Rainbow Dash: (Laughs) That is SO funny, isn't it, Flutters- (Realizes she is disturbed due to Gelotodrones' animal joke) Oh... Crap.
  • Twilight: What's wrong with Fluttershy?
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh... I think I should escort her out. I don't think she likes animal jokes. (Takes Fluttershy out of the auditorium)
  • Gelotodrone: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (The Lodgers laughed)
  • Kowalski: (Scoffs) Oh my, God!
  • Gelotodrone: What does DNA stand for? Dyslexia National Association. (The Lodgers laughed) Why did the perverted scientist say to the microscope? "Are those MY genes, because I can definitely see myself in them."
  • Kowalski: (He and the Lodgers laughed, but Kowalski laughed the hardest)
  • Gelotodrone: There are two fish in a tank, (The joke is being pictured as it continues) One of them said "How the heck do you drive this thing?" Then another fish says "What do you mean?" Then the other says "We have to declare war! We're being attacked!" "By who?" said the other, and then...BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! A little girl begins tapping on the glass. "MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS, PEOPLE! MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!! WE'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN THIS BEAST!!!" said the first fish. Then the other one sighed and said "Where has this guy been all his life?" (Everyone laughed)
  • Kowalski: (Laughs) WOW! He even has his own visualization gag! (Laughs) What else can he possibly- (A farting sound is heard coming from Gelotodrone, and it lasts for about 10 seconds, and after that, a little fizz is heard along with it. Everyone remains quiet for a while)
  • Gelotodrone:.... AWKWAAAARD!!! (Everyone laughs extremely hard)
  • Kowalski: (Laughs) AARRGH! MY GUT!!!
  • Icky: "This is a bananza here!"
  • Private: (Laughs) Now THAT'S classic.
  • Tigress: Totally.
  • Lord Cobra: (Seeing the commotion from the crystal ball, laughing his guts out) CLASSIC!
  • Chrysalis: I admit, Kowalski really laughed himself silly when he made that thing.
  • Lord Cobra: I wouldn't mind making something like that so I could amuse myself when I feel down. He's just about as funny as those videos the Council destroyed.
  • Dr. Blowhole: Yes. That pen-gu-in Kowalski is more clever than I thought.
  • Lord Cobra: Now, let's just keep watching. The Lodge is bound to do something with him.
  • Kowalski: (Laughs) Okay, Gelotodrone, funtime is over. (Shuts off Gelotodrone)
  • Pinkie: (Everyone stopped laughing except for Pinkie) "AWKWAAAARRD"!!! (Laughs) What a punch-line!
  • Hiccup: Okay, I have to admit, you really laughed yourself silly building that thing, Kowalski.
  • Kowalski: I know. But now, I'm starting to think that we should use Gelotodrone less of the time from now on. He just says too many jokes a lot. Not even I could hold it in.
  • Twilight: Yeah, I think that's for the best. Nobody can get enough of him.
  • Kowalski: Yeah.
  • Skipper: I'm glad this thing was created. But that thing's name seems too unpronouncable. I think I'll call him...Goofbot.
  • Icky: I would've gone with Guffaw-o-Matic.
  • Iago: Or Comeditron.
  • Po: RoboSilly.
  • Pinkie: Or maybe Funnybot!
  • Kowalski: Actually, Funnybot was already taken. But we should try to avoid those names when Gelotodrone is online. Any new name a robot recieves it deems as a kind of insult.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, don't be such a worry-wort. We should go with Goofbot.
  • Kowalski: Skipper, you're not listening. I--
  • Skipper: Democracy exercise. Who likes Goofbot? (Everyone raises hand) Landslide!
  • Kowalski: (Shrugs) Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. (Everyone leaves)
  • Lord Cobra: (Seeing everything) Guys, I think we have it's weak spot. (Everyone cackles)

Chapter 4: Gelotodrone Turns Evil

Brief interuption from Saldoron (Nega-Chesure Cat.)

  • Saldoron: "Hello there. For those concerned that the Leage is about to get an unfair advantage, don't worry, come the end, I believe your about to be pleasently surprised. As you were."

Night-time.

  • Gelotodrone turns back on.
  • Gelotodrone: "I'm on again? Appearently Daddy Kolwalski never perfected a proper off switch!"
  • Geloto plays a recording of an audience laughing!
  • Gelotodrone: "Oh well. I might was well go to the TV room and enjoy myself to some lovely oil. Shaken, not stirred." (Walks near Kowalski's lab, and overhears Skipper's conversation with Kowalski)
  • Skipper: Are you really sure about using Goofbot less of the time?
  • Gelotodrone: Goofbot?
  • Kowalski: Yeah. You know how incredibly funny he is. We created him to boost our comedy rates. I'm sure Gelotodrone won't mind.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, I thought we agreed to call him Goofbot. (Gelotodrone gasps)
  • Kowalski: No, YOU agreed to call him Goofbot. You just weren't paying attention to the risks that would cause. So it's best if you don't call him that.
  • Skipper: Sorry, Kowalski, but the Lodgers have spoken, so I will not refrain. I am your commanding officer, so I don't take orders from some nerd like you. You're just my options man.
  • Kowalski: (Shrugs) Look, we're getting off the subject. Gelotodrone is sure to forgive us if we use him less of the time. (Gelotodrone gasps) And don't worry. He'll forgive us. Robots actually don't have feelings.
  • Gelotodrone:... (Walks away) Less of the time? (Plays a 'moi-moi-moi-moi' sound)

Later that night...

  • Gelotodrone: How quaint. Master Kowalski decided to use me as some kind of emotional punching-bag that is to be used less of the time? Why the crotch-biscuits would they wanna do that? My jokes are gut-wrenching, my humor is as fresh as poop, and my reputation is reputational.... Maybe I'm just a bunch of rotten belony stuffed under two buns smothered with spoiled ketchup and thrown in the toilet and pooped on, and sent to the ocean, eaten by fish, which gets eaten by a shark, and gets pooped out and turned into fertilizer for underwater plants, and becoming part of the plants, and then the process goes on again. Maybe no one gives a (Elephant sound) about me. I'm being dumped on like a bunch of (Cork squeak) on a (Owl hoot) pile of dump waiting to get scavenged by a (Gurgling sound) raccoon, and soon doomed to become a piece of (Bell ringing) that's worth nothing but a bunch of (Horse neighing) doomed to still be (Plunger sound) nothing. (Sighs) I guess that's the price I paid for being too (Fart) funny.
  • Lord Cobra: (Laughing hysterically off camera with Chrysalis and Dr. Blowhole) Who can get enough of THAT?!? Whatever he SAYS is funny.
  • Gelotodrone: Who the (Explosion sound) are you?
  • Lord Cobra: "Please stop for the moment! I want to be able to be taken seriously for the time needed!"
  • Gelotodrone: "Oh, wait a minute, I know you from the villain data banks, first national! Your Mang Simon Cobra, Queen Crhysalis, and Dr. "Skippy" Blowhole. I am on to you jerks like ketchup on a hotdog!"

Cutaway

  • Hot Dog: (A ketchup bottle is about to squirt on him) Don't you even think about ma(Cow moo)ing on me, you stupid tomato-based freak!

Present

  • Cobra: (Laughs) But, seriously, we're here to help. We've noticed you've been having trouble recently, right?
  • Gelotodrone:... Well, yeah, I kinda do. Master Kowalski told me he was gonna use me less of the time. And I heard Skipper call me a Goofbot. That was certainly rude of him. I'm just a (Aoogah) comedian. It's what I'm programmed for. To make people hlaugh.
  • Lord Cobra: Yeah, well--Wait, what?
  • Gelotodrone: I make people hlaugh.
  • Lord Cobra: Hlaugh?
  • Gelotodrone: Yeah, hlaugh.
  • Chrysalis: (Scoffs)
  • Lord Cobra: You mean laugh.
  • Gelotodrone: That's what I said, I make people hlaugh.
  • Lord Cobra: Laugh.
  • Gelotodrone: Hlaugh.
  • Lord Cobra: Laugh.
  • Gelotodrone: Hlaugh.
  • Lord Cobra: You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the L?
  • Gelotodrone: What're you talking about? I'm just saying, I'm programmed to make people hlaugh.
  • Lord Cobra: What does the crab call SpongeBob most of the time?
  • Gelotodrone: Lad.
  • Lord Cobra: And what do you make people do?
  • Gelotodrone: I make them hlaugh.
  • Chrysalis: (Bursts out laughing)
  • Lord Cobra: (Sighs) You know what, I'm not gonna push it any further.
  • Gelotodrone: "You know, here's what I have to say to you losers to end this disgussion."

4 hours later.

  • Chrysalis, Cobra, and Blowhole are stuffed into a cannon.
  • Cobra: "THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING TO US, YOU HUNK OF METAL?!"
  • Gelotodrone: "An ingenius plan I thought up of while I was gonna punish you guys."

Chapter 5: The Most Unhilarious Plan Ever

Gelotodrone's vision.

  • Geloto's voice: "It's brillient: I am gonna gather ALL of you stupid leagers, put them all into one whole cannon! and then, BLOW YOU ALL TO BITS?! BODY PARTS FALL FASTER THEN JODY FOSTER'S CAREER?!"

Reality.

  • Gelotodrone: "And now, I am gonna kidnap all the leagers!"

hours later.

  • Gelotodrone: "And here you all are!"
  • Teen Mang: "Master, what is going on?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Well.... Kinda what I was hoping for.... Making that Drone evil.... But not in the way I was hoping for."
  • Chrysalis: "Please! No! This isn't funny?!"
  • Gelotodrone: "No? No?! Oh i get it. Your joking. (Laughs)! I'M THE FUNNY ONE HERE?!"

(Drake's song plays.)

The Pebble & The Penguin - Don't Make Me Laugh

The Pebble & The Penguin - Don't Make Me Laugh

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  • Lord Cobra: "Ok, what is it with OC villains always using songs from established Villains-"
  • Lord Cobra was silent, realising his own hypicritical irony that he sang some songs from other villains as well, mostly "In the Dark of the Night".
  • Lord Cobra: "Wait..... Nevermind."
  • Gelotodrone: "And now, to get the show on the road!"

Chapter 6Laughing in the Face of Danger

Morning.

  • Everyone is seen at a big stage in the middle of the park.
  • Suddenly, the stage opens, reveiling Gelotodrone!
  • Gelotodrone: "HELLO, HAPPY FURRIES!" (Everyone cheers) Today, I will do the funniest joke ever. I shall blow the Villain League into oblivion. (Shows them all inside a large cannon, and the crowd gasps)
  • Po: What?
  • Furious Five: WHAT?!?
  • Shifu: WHAT?!?
  • Kowalski: WHAT?!?
  • SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
  • Gelotodrone: I shall wow you all into oblivion. The Villain League will be 'pulvericorified', The UUniverses will remain in peace, and I shall become the greatest comedian of all.
  • Lord Cobra: LET US OUT OF HERE, YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS!!!
  • Gelotodrone: Anyone insulting Gelotodrone with funny name shall be legally convicted with a funny name. You are now Snakenose Pooper.
  • Icky: (Scoffs) Okay, THAT is funny!
  • Lord Cobra: EXCUSE ME?!? There's no WAY I'm gonna--(Gelotodrone shows him a small remote, and notes the bombs spread throughout the theater)
  • Gelotodrone: You will do as I say, Lord Pooper, or this place will blow up so hard, they'll actually SKIP the 4th of July this year.
  • Lord Cobra: (Shrugs) Fine!
  • Kowalski: GELOTODRONE?!? What are you doing?!? Planting bombs throughout this place? Forcing funny names like that? Cussing in front of the Digidesten? Why are you doing this?
  • Gelotodrone: Because I am programmed to be the ultimate comedian. Forcing funny names with the threat of bombs is a highly popular joke.
  • Skipper: ARE YOU TOTALLY BRAINLESS?!? KILLING THE VILLAIN LEAGUE IS NOT FUNNY!!! IT'S MURDER!!!
  • Gelotodrone: I've heard better trash-talk from my old drill sargeant at boot camp.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, what's going on with your robot clown?
  • Gelotodrone: "DO YOU REALLY NEED KOLWALSKI FOR THAT, SKIPPY?! YOU WANTED TO MAKE ME FEEL INFERIOR, BY USING ME LESS TO MY FULL POTAIONAL, AND CALLING ME GOOFBOT?! (SHEDS OIL TEARS) YOU WERE GONNA ABUSE ME YOU FLAT HEADED BIRD?!"
  • Everyone looks at Skipper angerly.
  • Kolwalski: "Well, I guess for once, my invention only went berserk because a certain SOMEONE one made him! It's not because it's Jiggles, or my "appearent short-sighted short-comings"! NO! It's because YOUR STUPID BRAIN WANTED TO CALL HIM GOOFBOT CAUSE "GELOTO'S A HARD WORD"?!"
  • Gelotodrone: "Yeah, (blows on a hankey), besides, if you wanted to give me a nickname, AT least just call me Geloto, or Gel. THOSE I WOULD'VE ACCEPTED!? Secondly, why are you helping the villain leage? Aren't they your enemies? Aren't they threating that Mary Sue your always protacting? And most recently, WEREN'T THEY RESPONDSABLE FOR UPLOADING THIS ON THE INTERNET?!"
  • Gelotodrone makes a big screen!
  • Screen: "Icky: (On computer): I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!! Lord Shen: (On computer, sees a snail that meows at him) GET YOUR SLIME OUT OF MY SPACE, YOU STUPID SNAIL! SUCKERS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!!! (Smacks snail away, and a crumbling sound is heard) Random Voice: SNAIL ABUSER, SNAIL ABUSER!!! Iago: (At Skippy's Birthday Party, dubbed as Quagmire) HAPPY F****N' BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY! Skippy's Mother: HAVE YOU NO HEART?!? Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free! Senator Tricorn: (At the time last episode where the Lodge tricked her into coming into her senses, and looking like they were torturing her)"
  • Icky: "Oh yeah. I forgot about that. They made me look like a hater when really all I was hating was abunch of Non-equestian Pony punks that stolen my money. Speaking of which Trixie, you owe me an apologie for spanking me."
  • Trixie: "The great and apologenic Trixie complies, and apologies."
  • Lord Shen: "And that, "Innosent Snail" I hit was a sentient snail pedophile that was about to slime some innosent children like the disgusting pervert he was!"
  • Spongebob gave an awkword laugh.
  • Spongebob: "Uh, Shen, about that threat on you I made earlier, I didn't know."
  • Iago: "AND I DID NOT CUS AT SKIPPY'S BIRTHDAY!"
  • Skippy appeared!
  • Skippy: "He's right! All he said was happy birthday!"
  • Iago: "Thank you skippy. Your strangely teenage uncle owes me an apologie, for throwing watermelons at me!"
  • Merlin: "And I saved that Pizza Hut from a Fire-breathing Rouch monster and those free pizzas were a reward willingly gaved to us by the maniger and staff!"
  • Axle: "Really? In that case, you ain't on house arrest anymore. Wait a minute, how are you not fried by the collar?"
  • Merlin: "The one you gave me was de-effective."
  • Axle: "OH THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BUYING THE BRONSE PACKAGE CAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER?!"
  • Cynder: "And we did NOT tortured Senator Tri-Corn! That image you saw was photo-shopped! Tri-Corn was trying to harm an innosent life cause of predjudisal paranoria caused by a bad encounter, and a faulty prototype!"
  • Sneator Tri-Corn: "DID YOU REALLY HAD TO SAY THAT?!"
  • Sandy: "AND THEN THEY PUSHED IT TOO FAR BY MAKING A VIDEO THAT MADE ME BACKLASHED TEXAS?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "Oh come on guys, it was just a series of harmless jokes."
  • Icky: "I WAS ATTACKED BY AN ARMY OF PISSED OFF BRONIES?!"
  • Lord Shen: "SPONGEBOB TRIED TO DEMOTE ME TO LOW-RANK PRIVATE!"
  • Iago: "I now smell like A watermelon farm!"
  • Merlin: "I was placed in house-arrest!"
  • Cynder: "Tri-corn got mad at us for no good reason.... Outside of her usual getting mad at us for even the most stupidest of reasons!"
  • Sandy: "AND I ALMOST BECAME THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY OWN FAMILY, YOU SIDE-WINDER?!"
  • Blowhole: "In my defence, I advised against uploading incrimidating videos to destroy your hero credability for, of all reasons, getting back at you guys for taking away our funny videos of you guys being idiots!"
  • Icky: "Well, SORRY Ignitus and Celestia didn't like it that you guys were invading our privatcy just so you can laugh at us with our pants down!"
  • Spyro: "Oh you know what Gelotodrone, we're sorry we tried to gave you an insulting name and tried to use you less then what you were meant to do. It was inexquseable."
  • Spongebob: "As a make-up Gel, let's make a vote, All in favor of letting Gelotodrone kill off the villain leage for good?"
  • All Lougers, and everyone in the crowd except the cops: "AYE!"
  • Chief Bullington: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I could arrest you all just for saying that.
  • Gelotodrone shows videos of Mang and Blowhole.
  • Lord Cobra on the screen): "Oh look at me, I am the stupid cop bull of the UU police department, and I'm sad because the lougers are suddenly hated, and me as well because I believed in them! I'm so sad I think my pants are filled with bullshit!"
  • Laughs of Lord Cobra and Blowhole are heard!
  • Bullington: "On second thought, kill them. We'll promise to look the other way."
  • Dr. Blowhole: "You just HAD to talk to me into making fun of the cops, did you?"
  • Lord Cobra: "Fudge."
  • Gelotodrone: "Ok everyone, count down with me?!"
  • Everyone counted down to 10, and after words, the cannon fired the leagers into a vat of chocolate fudge!
  • Gelotodrone:.. .AWKWAAAARRD! (Everyone laughs)
  • Lord Cobra: "What!? Fudge?! I thought we were gonna be killed?!"
  • Gelotodrone: "Well, I guess I gave the trolls had a taste of their own culture."
  • Chrysalis: "WHAT?!"
  • Skipper: "You see Leagers, we were onto your little "Discredit us with incrimindating videos" scam for awhile now."
  • Leagers: "You were?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Allow me to explain our very ellaberate plan, Leage brains."

Flashback

  • (Kowalski): You see, you clearly failed to notice that Hermes was watching you when you came up with the idea from the start. He told us, and we decided to let you do it so we can have a counter humiliation of our very own. We broadcasted your plan throughout the UUniverses and made sure you wouldn't hear it. Everyone in the UUniverses knew about your blackmail plan, and pretended to fall for it so we could have the upper advantage by putting you in a false sense of security. But we failed to realize that this would eventually plummet our comedy rates, and if that continued, we wouldn't be able to get back at you. So I created Gelotodrone to keep it up. We informed Gelotodrone about the plan as well, and he pretended to set you up in OUR payback and humiliate you back.
  • (Chrysalis): You mean you KNEW this would happen?
  • (Kowalski): Precisely.

Present

  • Kowalski: It was a well thought-out and hard to follow plan, but it worked.
  • Lord Cobra: Well... This is embarassing.
  • Skipper: Oh, don't worry. We won't tell anyone about this incredibly humilating mishap... BECAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW!!! (All the Lodger's allies and friends came out and laughed at the embarassed villains)
  • Lord Cobra: (Screams like a female)
  • Gelotodrone: EVEN MORE AWKWAAAARRD!!!
  • Lord Cobra: YOU RATS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS- (Suddenly, the fudge hardens, and the Villains are frozen in fudge)
  • Chrysalis: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Translation: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!)
  • Lord Cobra: Hmm?
  • Chrysalis: MPPPHH MPPPPPHHH MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!! (Translation: I said "DAAAAAAAMMMMNNN"!!!
  • Dr. Blowhole: MMMMPPH! MMMPPPHHSS MMM FMMMMMPPPHH? (Translation: Uhhgh! What's the point?)
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess they'll be in there for a while until the fudge melts.
  • Lord Cobra (who's head was still free): "Oh no?! This means we can't do our plan attack on the Equestian Gala coming up- DAMN IT?!"
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry. The producer replaced you clowns with Team Nefarious ages ago."
  • Lord Cobra: "............. FUDGE?! Wait, what about any other episodes?"
  • Icky: "Well, it's mainly OC villains in the majority of the rest of Season 2, excluding pixilised clones of some of the leage and other enemies in that Omicon game or whatever. Save for an episode that's not gonna come until awhile, but don't worry, I bet that fudge will be melted chocolate by then. But small word of advice."
  • Lord Cobra: "What?"
  • Icky: "Look out for giant chocolate eating fire breathing ants."
  • Lord Cobra: "GIANT CHOCOLATE EATING FIRE BREATHING WHAT?!" (Suddenly gets breathed on with fire) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRGH!!!... Owch!
  • Ant: FOOD!!!
  • Other Ants: FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! (They all begin breathing fire on the villains)
  • Lord Cobra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE ANT LUNCH?!
  • Lord Cobra begins to bounce away with the fudge prison, Giant Ants follow in persuit, as everyone laughs at the Leage!
  • Gelotodrone: "And thank you for attending my final show!"
  • Skipper: "Oh wait a minute hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you mean, final show?"
  • Gelotodrone sighed sadly.
  • Gelotodrone: "Let's face it, even if it was just part of the act, i am still prone into making some rather bad stuff. I am somewhat glitched. I can't even stayed off when you want me too. Let's face it, my humor is just abit too dirty. So dirty, an air freshiner will just melt at my presence. No doubt your gonna shut me down now those Leage clowns won't be able to mess with you by videos anymore. My next act will most likely be a dust collecter. I already have my tiny net. (Shows a tiny net)."
  • Private: "Actselly Gel, we would like you to stay online."
  • Skipper: "Yeah, we'll promise you'll adjust you so your humor is still insanely funny, and clean at the same time, and fix any glitch in you."
  • Gelotodrone: "If so, I don't have a porpose in life anymore. What's the point if your comedy rates are gonna be ok again, now that the leage is most likely gonna swore off bad mouthing you guys as revenge."
  • Lord Cobra's voice: "YOU AIN'T JUST WHISLEING DIXIE, BROTHER?!"
  • Gilda: "Oh come on. We'll just reporpose you to someone who would really need you no matter what."
  • Icky; "Oh, and I know just the unlucky sap."

Epilogue

A comedy club.

  • Icky's cousin Sucky is thrown out of there!
  • A bouncer: "AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CAN ACTSELLY BE FUNNY, UGLY!"
  • Sucky: "I just wanna be clear, Ugly is a name of my 20 times removed step-uncle, Fathead!"
  • The door slams!
  • Sucky: "Oh just my luck. First that Tigger guy murderised me, and now I am being kicked out of my usual comedy club! My career's ruined! (Starting to cry) I'll never be funny?!"
  • Icky (appearing): Oh, contraire, cousin.
  • Sucky: Icky? (Icky arrives with the Shell Lodge) What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm ostracized from my life-long dream of being a comedian?
  • Icky: Well, trouble yourself no more, couz, because I have just the thing for you. Gelotodrone?
  • Gelotodrone: I look like a hobo.
  • Sucky: (Starts laughing) Wha-what the hell is that?
  • Kowalski: This is Gelotodrone. I created him not too long ago to boost our comedy rates and give the Villain League a tongue-lashing for uploading incriminating videos of us commiting crimes and/or other controverseal things. But now that we don't need him anymore, we offer him to you as a gift.
  • Sucky:... Really?
  • Kowalski: Yeah. Besides, he's the best there is.  
  • Gelotodrone: (Farts, and then moves towards Baloo) Is it okay if I stay here until it's safe where I farted?
  • Sucky: (Laughs)
  • Kowalski: See?
  • Sucky: "Thanks! I really need this you guys! I owe you one! But the fathead in the club won't let me back in cause of my bad preformice!"
  • Icky: Oh, I'm sure he'll think it through once he sees Gelotodrone.

Inside the Comedy Club Building

  • Gelotodrone: (To one guy with a weird hairdo, when the entire club is hysterically laughing) Your mother's hairdo was messed up by the ceiling fan! (To another guy with a large nose like Squidward's) Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory! (To a guy with lots of tattoos) I saw your wife go down to a tattoo store to get a huge B on each of her buttcheeks! (To a snail with beaded eyes) I'd like to see things from YOUR point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! (To a guy with bad teeth, dubbed as Jim Carrey on Liar Liar) You have bad breath caused by gingivitis! (To a guy with a big mouth) You couldn't get a (Dolphin sound) star off, (To a guy with spiky hair) Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lime! (Everyone continues laughing) (Pointing at more people) Loser! Idiot! Whimp! Degenerate! *SLUT!!!* (Everyone continues laughing)
  • Bouncer: Wow! (Laughs) This is the most amazing thing ever, Sucky! Where'd you get it?
  • Sucky: "I have friends in high places."
  • Bouncer: "I can say this, you and your robo buddy are gonna go places."

Dragon temple.

  • This was seen by the Lougers.
  • Icky: "Well, at least we were able to get Gelodrone a new purpose now."
  • Lord Shen: "And it couldn't happened on a better time! Soon, the 4th of July is coming! The holiday of my forte!"
  • Icky: "Aren't you chinese?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, (laughs gently), after we get the decorations up, i'll be able to explain this."
  • Sandy: "You know, now that the 4th of July is coming, let's all prepare for it."
  • Spongebob: "Oh I love it when a holiday comes up in time after a mission. It makes everything worthwhile."
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, except for when Fidget screwed up our Christmas that one time.
  • Fidget: Yeah, my bad.
  • Lord Shen: But still, let's get ready. I'm waiting to get started. (The Lodgers walk off while Gelotodrone continues making the people laugh through the window)

Villain League Fortress

  • Lord Cobra: (He, Teen Mang, Chrysalis, and Dr. Blowhole are still burnt after that ant ambush)... Well, it can't get any worse. (Covers mouth, and nothing happens)... Whew! That was a clo- (They all become ash)... DAMMIT!!!

THE END

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