The Magic Flu

The Magic Flu is the 11th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Discord is extra excited today more then his normal half-jerk self: Celestia desided to help make everyone forget Discord's tendingcy to be a jerk (For the time being) and more impourently, completely ignor the mess in Discord's Dilemma and certain events in Season 4. Though Shen is still being cross with Discord, being a distrustent twat! However, a new problem once again threatens Discord's credability. He is sick with a Disence called "Magic Flu", a Draconquuious exclusive desisece simular to "The Genie Flu" from the Aladdin TV series. It causes Discord to randomly sneese out choas, completely out of his control! When the Mane 6 and the Lougers, ESPEICALLY Shen assumed it's the "Blue Flu" stunt again that Discord is using it as an exquse to squeese out Choas as his speical way to celebrate a speical day dedicated to him, they threaten him to knock it off or they will tell Celestia to cancel it cause of Discord being an Immature Twat. When Discord kept persisting as the Sneeses get worse, Shen in particular got sick and tired of Discord's antics and yells at Discord something firece. This causes Discord to run away crying and sneesing, all the while calling Lord Shen a meanie! However, when Black Kat comfirmed that the Magic Flu is VERY much real and is about to get worse from here, everyone ends up feeling like an idiot, even the prideful Shen, who is also fearful his relationship with Celestia is in jeparity, so the Lougers desided to find Discord, who is moping at the edge of Equestia, to apologies and offer to take him to King Wacky and Queen Pranks to be nursed back to health. but Discord has ended up sneesing up a summoning spell 5 times, Summoning forth 5 monsters: The Red Death, The Disney Hercules Hydra, The Earth Golum, A magic clone of Jiggleodon, and A magic clone of a land shark Golith from The Shark of Lake Paradiso. And to worse it off, The Tazulworm from the "Three's A Crowd" MLP episode was turned Sentient by another sneese, gained magic powers, gain control the other 5 monsters, and soughts to destroy Equestia and all inhabidents. Holy crap, Celestia is gonna have a nice long chat with Shen after this is all over.

Transcript

Chapter 1: Discord's Big Day

An Hour earlier before the finishing of the previous episode.

• Lord Shen: (He and the other Lodgers appear in Canterlot with the Mane 6, Celestia, and Luna) This is absolutely crazy! Isn't throwing a party for someone quite loopy VERY risky? What if he ends up wrecking more than just the decorations being set up?
• Celestia: Oh, Discord promised he wouldn't do such a thing. These are not just for his party, but for the next Grand Galloping Gala that shall be held this Saturday.
• Icky: As in the next episode which Discord will be featured in?
• Celestia:...Well, yes.
• ???: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHELL LODGERS!! (Discord appears from a large explosion of confetti) You finally made it!
• Lord Shen: Yeah, we're here alright! And I'm watching you, goofball!
• Celestia: Shen, be nice! He may still be wacky, but he's not the one to just be tricked into doing bad again anymore.
• Discord: Yeah, what part of me getting betrayed by a Darkspawn with sucking powers, giving Twilight the last key to defeating him, and vowing to treat her and her friends much better DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?
• Lord Shen: He's STILL wacky! THAT'S the problem! I don't care how much trouble Discord will go through in his next appearance, he's still got the balls to double-cross us!
• Discord: (Bouncing a few basketballs, and the basketballs scoff at that statement) Show the balls some respect, dude!
• Lord Shen: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HALF-WIT!!
• Celestia: (Sighs) Shen, what am I gonna do with you? Can't you at least find it in your heart to give Discord a chance? For me?
• Lord Shen:... I don't know...
• Celestia:... I'll give you another kiss afterwards.
• Lord Shen: OKAY!!
• Icky: (Scoffs) Gets him every time!
• Lord Shen sighed in annoyence at Icky.
• Discord: "Well, if you all would pardon me, I'm off to my speical room in Canterlot and get hyped for my speical day! (Giggles loudly!"
• Discord teleported away!
• Squidward: "Did, he just giggled like a shcool girl?"
• Lord Shen: ".... We're in for a busy day in Equestia, lougers."

Chapter 2: The Magic Flu

Discord's room, 20 minutes before the Magic Flu is casted.

• Discord appeared, still excited as ever!
• Suddenly, Black Kat appeared.
• Black Kat: "Hey Discord! I heard it was a speical day today!"
• Discord: "Oh you know it! My speical celebration for me after I started being good! I thought Fem Fatala turning into a statue was the greatest day ever, but this is gonna be GREAT!?"
• Black Kat giggled.
• Black Kat: "Just, be careful not to get too excited, Discord. You know what happens to Draconquui who get excited. They accsidently caused their chaos magic to happen implusively."
• Discord: "Oh worry not, dear Kat. I, Discord, ex-lord of chaos and retired Villain Leager, salomly vowed to behave myself!"
• Black Kat: "Then it looks like the Lougers have nothing to worry about. I'll be back in 10 minutes Discord."
• Black Kat teleports away.
• Discord: "I am so excited! A celebration for me! I feel a song coming on..."

(Discords sings this, but with lyrical changes).

The Lion King 1½ - That's All I Need

• Discord: "HA! Nothing like singing a Disney song to get the blood pumping and-"
• Suddenly a strange magic appeared and Discord starts sneesing and crazy things happen!
• Discord: "OH NO!? MAGIC FLU!? ON TODAY OF ALL DAYS?! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
• Discord started to run around and panic!
• Discord: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d--dd-Don't panic, Discord, don't panic! You gotten the Magic Flu on your speical day! Just, tell Celestia your not in top condition and-"
• Discord realises something.
• Discord: "AW, DAMN IT, ALCHOURSE?! THAT BLUE FLU MESS!? Celestia and everyone else will assume I am gunning for attention again! My speical day might get canceled perimentally, or be pushed back to a month later! I need to find someone who will, ugh, will, ugh, ugh, UGH! AHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOO?!"
• Discord sneese summons up the Chimera from the Somepony to watch over me episode!
• Saa: ".... We're, free?"
• Tigre: "We're not slaves to that Steve Irwin wanna-be anymore!?"
• Hornereen: "Now we can finally claim our ma-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-a-a-a-an! Thanks to the Draconqiouus."
• The Chimera ran off!
• Discord: "Wait, it was an-"
• The Chimera bursted through the wall!
• Discord: ".... Poopy. BLACK KAT?!"
• Black Kat appeared!
• Black Kat: "Discord, what's wrong and.... What happened!?"
• Discord: "Katty, (Starts crying), I, I,.... I GOT THE MAGIC FLU?!"
• Black Kat gasps!
• Black Kat: "MAGIC FLU!? But I thought you were too healthy for that!"
• Discord: "I THOUGHT SO TOO?! BUT, IT JUST, HAPPENED!? AND FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT IT FOR SOME REASON!? IT JUST APPEARED LIKE MAGIC?!"
• Black Kat: "Don't worry, I'll go get help from your parents! Just stay here and avoid interaction!"
• Discord: "BUT KAT, I ACCSIDENTLY SNEESED-SUMMONED AND/OR FREED THAT CHIMERA THAT'S HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH CHI-FU!?"
• Black Kat: "You didn't!?"
• Chi Fu's feminene screams are heard!
• Black Kat: ".... You did."

Canterlot.

• Chi Fu was screaming as the Chimera was chasing him!
• Hornereen: "COME BACK, DREAM BOAT!?"

This music plays as funny moments and reactions were seen.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Benny Hill Chase (Background Music)

• Chi Fu was finally cornered.
• Tigre: "Finally all ours, lover boy!"
• Chi Fu: "Meep! Please be gentle."
• Saa: "No promises."
• Chi Fu: I NEED AN ADULT!!! I NEED AN ADU-HU-HU-HUULLLTT!!!
• Tigre: "We are adults, Honey bum-"
• Lord Shen: (Slaps the Chimera into unconsciousness)... Okay, I want to know right now, WHO SUMMONED THIS FLIRTACIOUS BEAST HERE!!!
• Boss Wolf: Beats me!
• Trixie: Wasn't me.
• Celestia: Not me!
• Lord Shen:...DISCORD!!!
• Celestia: Shen, please! Don't make this harder then ever! There must be a reason why he did this. He wouldn't just do this to harass Chi Fu.... Well, not without a reason. Unless Chi Fu recently said something mean to Discord, he wouldn't do this without a reason.
• Lord Shen: LIKE HELL HE WOULDN'T!! I'M MARCHING STRAIGHT INTO HIS ROOM, AND GIVING HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND!!! (Walks towards Discord's room as the Lodgers try to stop him, but he is cartoonishly unstoppable)
• Chi Fu: ".... FYI, Your highness. I did ABSOLUTELY nothing to Discord. So OBVIOUSLY, he's either getting too excited again, or something else extremely serious."

Discord's room.

• Discord was seeing this from his room.
• Discord: Oh, meep!
• Black Kat: "..... I better get to your parents, FAST?!"
• Black Kat disappears!
• Discord: "Kat wait! Wouldnt've been smarter for you to stay and.... Explain? Oh, poo."
• Shen barges in and sees the mess!
• Lord Shen: "WHAT, THE HELL, IS THIS?!"
• Discord: "Now, I know I have been known to screw things up when over edger, but this was NOT born from that?! I contracted the, Blah! The BLAH! AHH, AHH, AHHHHHH?! AH-CHOOOOOOOOOO?!"
• Discord's sneeses magicly creates magic clones of Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek, Bladekar as the Sythe Bone Dragon, and Heartless the Night Fury still as a heartless!
• Lord Shen: "...... DISCORD!? WHY DID YOU CREATED CLONES OF THAT UGLY JUNJIE/GALAXHAR/TAI LUNG/MAKUNGA/ITREK BEAST, BLADEKAR'S HEARTLESS, AND OF TOOHTLESS'S BROTHER STILL IN HIS CORRUPTED STATE?!"
• Discord: "I'm trying to tell you! I'm not doing this willingly, I-"
• JGTMR grabs Discord!
• JGTMR: "I SHALL SUCK YOUR POWERS, DISCORD!?"
• Discord tries to escape, but the grip is too strong, as JGTMR prepares to suck Discord's power!
• Lord Shen: "Oh bloodly hell, I have to be the one who saves your sorry-"
• Shen sceams as SBD and Heartless charge at Shen roaring!
• Twilight: (Teleports there, and makes the monsters disappear) SHEN, STOP THIS ANGER RIGHT NOW!!
• Discord: Yeah, for God's sake I...Ah...AH...AAAAAHH--(Lord Shen covers his mouth as his cheeks cartoonishly puff up)
• Lord Shen: None of THAT s***, thank you! Now Discord, explain to me what's going on here!
• Discord: I...I got Magic Flu!
• Lord Shen:...(Shrugs) Really? You're going to pull that crap off during a freaking celebration? Just because it's for you, it doesn't mean you can do whatever the f*** you want! I want the truth!
• Discord: I AM BEING COMPLETELY HONEST HERE, YOU JERK!!! I AM TRULY SICK!!
• Twilight: Lord Shen, you can't just--
• Lord Shen: Up-up-up! Silence! I will not listen to anymore of this! Come on, we're going to ignore this so he won't end up causing anymore problems!
• Discord: Oh? AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN I SNEEZE AGAIN?!? EVERY TIME I SNEEZE WHEN I'M SICK WITH THIS DISEASE, I LITERALLY SNEEZE OUT CHAOS!! IF YOU WANT IT TO STOP, YOU'D HAVE THE BALLS TO HEAR ME OUT!!
• Lord Shen: I'm not listening, la-la-la-la-la! (He leaves)
• Discord:...Jackass! I...ah...ah...AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes out another clone of Lord Shen, this one being evil)
• Lord Shen Clone: I'M COMING FOR YOU, PANDA!!! (Runs down the hall, and passes the real Lord Shen)
• Lord Shen:...You have got to be kidding me!
• Po's voice: "Oh hey Shen, just came to tell ya that-"
• Shen Clone's voice: "YOUR DEATH WILL MEAN CHINA WILL BE MINE?!"
• Po's voice: "Oh no! Did Cobra made you bad Shen again?! And shouldn't he be in VCON at this point?"
• Real Shen: "PANDA, THAT SHEN IS NOT ME?! IT'S A MAGIC CLONE CREATED BY DISCORD!?"
• Po's Voice: ".... Uh-oh."
• Fake Shen screams a battle cry as Po's screams are heard and a fight is heard!

The endy part of this song is heard as the fight escalates!

Fireworks Factory - Track 12 - Kung Fu Panda 2 Soundtrack

• The Other Lougers arrive!
• Icky: "Oh no! Did Shen became Bad Shen?! Cobra desided to be a REAL DICK TODAY?!"
• Po: "Guys, that's not exactly OUR Shen! Discord created a magic clone cause I think Discord either got too excited, or something is SERIOUSLY WRONG HERE?!"
• Fake Shen: "YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU?! WHY ELSE WOULD THEY ABANDON YOU WHEN I BURNED THAT VILLAGE TO THE GROUND?!"
• Peng: "Wow. Shen used to be a serious jerk when he was evil."
• Mantis: "That's not even his finer quilities."
• Tigress: "Since this one's a clone, NO HOLDING BACK!?"
• Skipper: "LET'S GET THE PHONEY BALONY?!" (They battle the Shen Clone until Lord Shen is able to throw blades at the clone's head, taking it down)
• Icky:...Whoa, that was pretty much overkill, Shen!
• Lord Shen: It's just a clone, what are you gonna do?
• ???: EVERYONE!! (Discord comes in) I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!
• Celestia:...Discord, you look awful!
• Twilight: Yeah, he claims he's sick with 'Magic Flu'. Shen just rubbed it off thinking he was making it up. You know, like during that 'Blu Flu' incident?
• Celestia: (Sighs) Really, Shen? You couldn't just listen to him?
• Lord Shen: Why should I? He could be lying to us!
• Discord: WHY WOULD I DO SUCH A THING?!? I WOULDN'T DO THIS JUST TO TEASE YOU ALL!! I'M CHANGED!! I...Ah...AH...AH-CHOO!!! (Sneezes towards Celestia, and the magic gives her clown attire)
• Celestia: (Sighs) I can't count how many times he's done THIS to me.
• Icky: (Laughs) Okay, THAT is funny!
• Discord: Look, everyone, it's not what you think! Just ask Black Kat! She's going to get my parents so she can give me treatment. But she just left instead of confirming it!
• Lord Shen: If you're so sick, then prove it! Wipe out the sickness inside of you!
• Discord: I CAN'T!! When I'm truly sick, even magic can't fix that unless it's on purpose. WHAT MUST I DO TO CONVINCE YOU?!?
• Lord Shen: "Well, maybe you wouldn't had that problem if it weren't for your Blue Flu prank! Remember?!"
• Discord: "That was different! I was lonely and wanted to spend time with Twily and Cadence!"
• Twilight: "Well, next time, actselly ask to do that instead of making me and Cadence risk our lifes against a Tutzaworm!?"
• Discord: "Ok, I can see that this is gonna be abit of a burden for me! But you have to belie- Ah, You have- Ah, ah, AH, AHHHHH-CHOOOOOOOOOO?!"
• The Sneeze turns Canterlot Castle into a Giant Castle-shaped Funhouse, surprising and freaking out the ponies of Canterlot!
• Celestia: "Not actselly the first time he did THIS to Canterlot castle."
• Applejack: "Anyone wanna bet Shineflare and the Unicorn Council will blow a fuse over this?"
• Celestia: Yep, in 3...2...1...
• Shineflare: (From the distance) DISCOOOOOOOOORD!!!
• Discord: (Sighs) I guess I should get my lawyers again. That is, if I get better.
• Lord Shen: Depends if you ARE better!
• Discord: I AM NOT FU--...(Sighs) Look, I may have been a bit of a trickster with sicknesses, but that doesn't mean you should judge this sickness for what it is! It is true and incurable with magic. Watch! (Snaps, and nothing happens)...See?
• Lord Shen:...You just snapped!
• Discord: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF LOKI, WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?
• Lord Shen: I will not get into this anymore, Discord! If you don't cut this out by tomorrow, I guess we'll just have to cancel your party.
• Discord: No!...NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE, I COULDN'T WAIT FOR THI...ah...ah...AHHH-CHOO!!! (Sneezes toward Lord Shen, and he gets a mime attire)
• Icky:...(Scoffs, and bursts out laughing) THAT'S FUNNIER THAN CELESTIA AS A CLOWN!! (Laughs until Lord Shen grabs him by the throat) SORRY, COULDN'T HOLD IT IN, AHHKK!! (Shen lets go)
• Discord: (Shrugs) Perhaps Celestia shouldn't have invited you, Shen! You're just too selfish to hang around with me! You won't face the truth, then fine! Just don't come crawling to me when Black Kat comes back and slaps some sense into you! (Teleports away)
• Lord Shen: Well, good riddance! I--(He is met with Celestia's angry face)...Uh...are you angry, because...I can't tell with the makeup on your face!
• Celestia: SHEN, I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!! I...(Sees Icky trying to hold in his laughter, she shrugs, and magically gets rid of her clown getup)...I BRING YOU HERE BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE OKAY WITH THIS PARTY, AND YOU DRIVE DISCORD OUT WITHOUT GIVING A SECOND THOUGHT?!? He may be more right than you think! Maybe I SHOULDN'T have brought you here! And I was just going to ask you to dance with me, let alone earn a kiss from me.
• Lord Shen: (His pupils shrink)...Oh, s***!
• Celestia: Yeah, 'oh, s***' is right!
• Twilight: Celestia! I've never heard you swear like that before...aside from it being because you were repeating his words.
• Celestia:...(Sighs) Well, Shen, if you were expecting to earn that kiss, then you can just forget it! You're at least lucky that I'm not mad enough to dump you!
• Lord Shen:...(Gulps)...I-I-I-I'm very sorry, dear! I--
• Celestia: Sorry isn't enough! Because of what you had done, I am just going to send you to do some janitor work for the remainder of this party, which has to be postponed because of Discord's illness! I'm not going to let you hurt Discord anymore than you already have! If I even SEE you at the party, (In royal voice) WE'RE THROUGH!! (Echoes are heard from outside funhouse-ified castle)
• Lord Shen:...(Sheds a tear)
• Rainbow Dash: Wow, I may be loyal to you, your highness, but isn't that way too mean-spirited?
• Celestia: "I know, but remember the LAST time Discord ends up turning against Discord during when Qui messed with the Plunderweeds?"
• Icky: "Ok, Shen may tend to be abit of a stubbern mean worded jackass, but this is the same guy who used to be a genisideal maniac who wanted to be ruler of all of China. Obviously, he was gonna be cynical about this."
• Celestia sighed.
• Celestia: "That's true. Shen went through alot himself."
• Po: "And there was the whole Discord was part of the leage thing. That's an ordenarly hard to ignor thing too."
• Twilight: "Maybe it's best we just enjoy the party and calm down. Maybe when we get cooler heads, and when Black Kat comes back to confirm whether or not Discord is sick or it's the Blu Flu stunt again, we will put this situation behind us. I heard the Cakes made another MMMM Cake."
• Icky: "MMMM Cake? Wasn't that that insanely delisious cake that got you guys into a "Whodunit" scenario, but who bit the cake? Count me in, I heard that is some GOOD cake!"
• Luna: "I'm for it as well! But, let's take care of Canterlot Castle and Pasify Shineflare's latest tirade first."
• Po: "Good idea."

Chapter 3: Misunderstandings Go Too Far

Discord's room.

• Discord: "I can't believe how mean Shen was! Ok, granted, I was being abit of a jerk, and I did faked sickness before, but this is OBVIOUSLY for real! I'll just have to stay here until Black Kat comes back with my parents! Mommy always know how to treat her little Discord. If I stay here, I'll avoid un-nessersary conflicts with-"
• Voice: "OK EVERYPONY, THE MMMM CAKE IS HERE!?"
• Discord: "The MMMM Cake? My celebration is having MMMM cake?! I AM NOT MISSING OUT ON THAT!?"
• Discord ran as fast as he could, but quickly stopped!
• Discord: "The Magic Flu! It'll ruin the cake! I need to keep myself from sneezing!"
• Discord gets an idea!
• Discord: "Hey, where's my cartoonish lightbulb flouting on my hee, my hee, my HA, AH, AH, AHH CHOOO!?"
• The Sneeze magicly traps Discord a clothes line with clothes pins.
• Discord: "Oh, stupid sneeze comedically pinned me to a clothes line! With Clothes pins no less! Wait.... Clothes Pins? Discord, even when sick like a puppy, your a gen-e-yes!"
• Discord grabs some clothes pins and uses them to closed off his nose.
• Discord: "(Nasaly) There, no more sneezing. Now, for some MMMM Cake!"

A large food table.

• The MMMM Cake majesticly sits at the center of the table for many canterlot ponies to see.
• Mr. Cake: "Our finest masterpiece, hunny buns."
• Mrs. Cake: "Alchourse it is, my bumpkin cake!"
• Fancy Pants: "My goodness, I never seen such a finer delective pastery! And it came from Ponyville no less!"
• Pinkie: "Oh you know it! This cake is the KING of cakes!"
• Fancy Pants: "Curious though.... What does "MMMM" stand for?"
• Pinkie: 'Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness'
• Fancy Pants:...Wow, where did you come up with such a name?
• Pinkie: When you're meant to be wacky, you'd be surprised what you can do.
• Celestia: Well, as much as it's disappointing to postpone the party because of Discord possibly calling in sick, I've thankfully made sure that Lord Shen won't be of a bother anymore. Trust me, he's going to regret it the moment he should EVER arrive.
• Rarity: Indeed, I've never seen Shen THAT angry at Discord before. Not so much as to scold him and treat him like he was a rat! (Fluttershy gets angry at her for that statement)...Not that that's a problem...(Chuckles)
• Celestia: Well, at least I know that next time, Lord Shen will be careful with what he says and does.
• Discord arrived and everyone sees the Nosepins.
• Discord: "What? I'm here for the cake?"
• Rarity: "Uh, Discord Darling? Why do you sound like a steriotypical nasaly nerd?"
• Twilight: "A better question is, why are you wearing Nosepins on your nose?"
• Discord: "It's to stop my sneezing."
• Fluttershy: "But won't breathing become a problem?"
• Discord: "What're you talking about? I breath just fine."
• Discord gets noticingly purple.
• Applejack: "Uh, Discord? Your turning into the color of a blueberry."
• Discord: What? (Magically summons a mirror and looks at himself)...Well, actually, it's more like a grape, but, DAAAAAHHHHH!!!...Ah...AH...OH, NO!...AAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHOO!! (His sneeze blows the pins off his nose, and releases the built up magic across not just the castle, but across the mountain, the town of Canterlot, and a few spots within, making the entire area look like his old world of chaos. Celestia and Luna end up getting launched into the sky, and before hand, Lord Shen was seen plumbing a clogged toilet, and the Lodgers and ponies end up getting comedic attire as a result of the blast. Even the MMMM is splattered across Mr. and Mrs. Cake)
• Lord Shen: (He is seen with the bathroom in random patterns and colors, and the toilet is made into a live monster, and chomps Shen, and flushes when he swallows as Lord Shen is heard gurgle-screaming)
• Icky:...Well...there goes the deliciousness of the cake. I just hope that disease isn't contagious.
• Discord: Actually...it only affects Draconequui. *Sniff* It's basically our kind's version of a cold. (Suddenly, metal clangs are heard, as well as Lord Shen's screams and agony, and the ground bursts in poo water as Lord Shen falls to the ground covered in it)...Uh...(Chuckles)...I, uh, (Chuckles) I-I-I...(Stammers as Lord Shen slowly gets angry at him as a kettle sound was heard)...
• B.O.B: (Looking at a steaming kettle) Huh? You'd think the tea would be affected.
• Lord Shen: ".... DISCORD!? THIS COULD NOT, GET ANY WORSE!?"
• Discord: "Now now, Shenny boy. Remember that I-ah, I, ah, ah, ah, ah-ha, ah, ah, AH, AHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOO?!"
• The Sneeze turns Shen into a Turkey!
• Lord Shen: "..... Discord..... What did you do this time?"
• Discord was wimpering in fear.
• Lord Shen looked at the surprised main 6.
• Lord Shen: ".... Girls..... Spike..... What did Discord do to me?"
• Rarity: "Uh...."
• Fluttershy: "He, um...."
• Twilight: "Uh...."
• Rainbow Dash: "You, still look awesome!"
• Applejack: "Your still a fine looking bird, Shen. (Nerviously laughs)."
• Pinkie: "You, might not wanna look forword to Thanksgiving anymore."
• Lord Shen: "And why, not?"
• Spike: "That might have to do with the fact that your a Turkey now."
• Main 6: "SPIKE?!"
• Spike: "What? I was just being honest!"
• Lord Shen: "Discord.... Turned me, into...... A TURKEY?!"
• Icky: "Oh relax, you still have fan-like feathers at least!"
• Lord Shen: "BUT PEACOCK TAIL FEATHERS ARE BEAUTIFUL!? COMPAIRED TO THAT, TURKEY TAIL FEATHERS ARE, SUB-PAR AT BEST?! I MEAN, LOOK!?"
• Lord Shen shows his butt to everyone, to their discomfert!
• Lord Shen: "DOES THIS LOOK GRACEFUL!?"
• Mantis: "Shen, even as a Peacock, no one wants a full view of your bird ass!?"
• Icky: "I'm just glad Shen actselly wears white underwear under those robes!"
• Discord: "Dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d--d-don't get mad Shen, I'm sure that was the wh-whoa! The whaaa! Ah, ah, ah, AH, AH?!"
• Celestia and Luna arrived.
• Celestia: "Discord, for safety reasons, I may have to ask for you to-"
• Discord: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
• The Sneeze turns Luna into Nightmare Moon and Celestia into an angry looking firy Alicorn! (Asentually like this: picture)
• Nightmare Moon: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA?! THE NIGHT SHALL REIGN ETURNAL?!"
• Celestia as an angry fire Alicorn: "WRONG, YOU NINCOMPOOP?! IT SHALL BE MY DAY THAT SHALL REIGN ETURNAL?! FOR I, SOLAR FLARE, SHALL PLUNGE EQUESTIA INTO ETURNAL DAY?!"
• Nightmare: "NO, IT SHALL BE ETURNAL NIGHT?!"
• Solar Flare: "Oh don't be redicluious to spoiled brat!? My day is ASENTUAL TO EQUESTIA'S SURVIVEAL?! A perpentual night will drive EVERYONE TO EXTINTION!? WHY DID YOU THINK I BANISHED YOU TO THE MOON TO BEGIN WITH, YOU SPACE ROCK OBCESSED IDIOT?!"
• Nightmare: "NO ONE DISRESPECTS THE MOON'S GLORY, YOU SUN-SOAKED TYRANT!? SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE MOON?!"
• Solar Flare: "BRING IT, YOU HALF-WITTED SPACE-ROCK LOVER!?"
• Nightmare and Solar Flare began to fight eachother with magic and entered a beam lock!
• Nightmare: "I HATE YOU!?"
• Solar Flare: "I HATE YOU MORE?!"
• Solar and Nightmare started argue as the beam hold stedy!
• Everyone stares in surprise.
• Spongebob: ".... Uh, Twilight, while they are still arguing, you might wanna use the Elements of Harmony before their arguement ends with them realising that they can both rule Equestia togather and become an unstoppable force that's likely to attract all of our enemies to include them in their evil plans for universe domination?"
• Twilight: ".... Oh, right! I was just, surprised Celestia has her own verson of Luna's Nightmare form."
• Gray Clover: "Oh, she gotten that during the earlier era of Luna's banishment.... It was, part of her emotional turmoil. It took the kindness of the ponies to calm the rage of Solar Flare and bring back the Celestia we love."
• Icky: "But seriously, get the elements ready for this before those two deside to hurt something other then themselves." (While they prepare the spell, Lord Shen looks angrily at Discord)
• Lord Shen:...That's it, Discord! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!!! I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS!!! YOU REFUSED TO CUT THIS CRAP, AND EVEN THEN, YOU COULDN'T EVEN--
• Discord: Shen, please, I couldn't help it, I--
• Lord Shen: SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! YOU HAVE DONE MANY DISGUSTING THINGS, BUT THIS QUITE SIMPLY TOPS EVERYTHING! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT YOU WOULD NEVER CHANGE FOR THE BETTER!!! YOU DISGRACED FLUTTERSHY WITH YOUR ACTIONS, AS WELL AS YOUR VERY FAMILY!!! IF YOU CAN'T LEARN TO BEHAVE FOR JUST THIS ONCE, THEN YOU CAN JUST GET OUT OF THIS CASTLE!!! YOU DO NOT DESERVE FLUTTERSHY FOR ALL THIS, AND I WISH SHE NEVER REFORMED YOU!!! GET OUT OF THIS CASTLE THIS INSTANT!!! OUT, OUT, OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTT!!!
• Discord:...(He is hurt by those words, and softly sobs) Fine! I'll go! I know when I am no longer needed, especially when you're too...too...TOO STUBBORN TO GIVE ME SOME RESPECT, OR EVEN BELIEVE ME!!! FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH...YOU DON'T DESERVE CELESTIA AFTER THIS!!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY THAT SHE DUMPS YOU AFTER THIS, BECAUSE I AM OUT OF HERE!!! GOOD DAY TO YOU, YOU, YOU, MEANIE?! (Flies off crying and sneezing, causing more chaos in the progress.)
• Lord Shen sighed.
• Lord Shen: "It's sad when even I am actselly regretful of insulting Discord. But at least now he learnted his lesson."
• Black Kat, King Wacky and Queen pranks were behind him.
• Black Kat: "One problem genius. What Discord was saying about the Magic Flu, WAS LEGIT?!"
• Lord Shen: (Realizing that Discord was sick all along)... Oops.
• Donkey:...Okay, you do realise that you're a dead bird now, you know that, right?
• Lord Shen:...Meep! (He looks behind to see that the group have already converted Celestia and Luna back)... I am so screwed!!

Chapter 4: Shen Realizes His Mistake

Later.

• Celestia: "Shen, your luckly that the elements of harmony have momentarly disabled my ability to be angry after converted me away from, that side of me, but that does NOT mean I am not upset with what you did. Now that you realise the the Magic Flu is a REAL problem, you must understand that a Draconqouus with that desience can be a destructive force, espeically when it can't control itself."
• Lord Shen: "(As a peacock again, gulps) Is it like, Dracon-Monsterious bad?
• Celestia: OF COURSE IT IS!!! Especially when you just kicked him out of a place where he can be restrained from sneezing the chaos out from Equestria! You had just brought up the risk of thrusting Equestria into chaos! And on top of that, you deliberately disobeyed me!
• Lord Shen: Well, to be fair, I was only dragged there by mistake.
• Celestia: True, but YOU STILL DROVE DISCORD AWAY!!! I'm sorry...but you and I are through!
• Lord Shen:...(His peacock tail feathers slump to the ground)...No!...PLEASE!!! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM!!! I--
• Celestia: Silence! I think it's best if we both were just friends. I don't think I can accept being together with someone who doesn't take his reactions seriously, nor could show any respect for-- (Lord Shen bursts out crying)...
• Iago: Oh, great, now look what you did, Princess! We all know how long Kowalski cried when he was upset about Doris' rejections before they got back together.
• Skipper: Yeah. For all we know, HE'S gonna be in his bed for 6 months and refusing to go to the bathroom to take a dump!
• Celestia: As painful as that sounds, I'm afraid it's for our own good. I'm trying to be as less-angry as possible. Shen, I know it's hard to understand, but--(She sees that he is gone, and his tear puddles go all the way out the door)...
• Brandy: Feel bad now? You know that he can't live without you just as much as SpongeBob can't live without the Krusty Krab.
• Icky: Or with you-know-who! (Sandy slaps him) OW, SORRY!!!
• Celestia: My mind is made up. The important thing now is that we find Discord and make sure his sickness doesn't cause anymore harm to ponies.

Elsewhere.

• Shen was crying!
• Lord Shen: "MY LIFE IS RUINED!? AND FOR WHAT?! OVER ME HAVING AN OPINION ON DISCORD!? (CRIES)!? Maybe.... Maybe it's time, I stop being harsh to Discord. By all means, I'm still gonna be cautious and prepared for a possable betrayal, whether tricked, corrupted or otherwise, but.... Maybe it's time I give Discord a break."
• Voice: "Exactly, Shen."
• An Angel verson of Shen appeared.
• Angel Shen: "It's about time you ease up on your dis-satisfaction with Discord."
• Voice 2: "Don't listen to that guy!"
• A devil Shen appeared.
• Devil Shen: "He's trying to turn you into a sap! You know Discord is nothing but a menace and you know it!"
• Angel Shen: "Now Shen, remember how well you listened to your bad side the LAST time?"
• Devil Shen: "Hey I'm different now! What I'm saying is, stand to your guard man!"
• Lord Shen: "Oh bother, is this gonna be like that thing with Kronk when he argues with his Angel and Devil sde now? Or like with Chef Piaire Sailas in that Gary episode?"
• Angel Shen: "More or less. But to cut it short, you have to consider what will Kairi think. She considers Discord an uncle too! Discord is tecnecally apart of this family as well! SO it's only fair to treat him like family."
• Devil Shen: "Oh no, NOT THE KAIRI ARGUEMENT AGAIN!?"
• Lord Shen: ".... Your right. This whole thing was because I can't bring myself to be more trusting to Discord. While I am still gonna be cautious about willful or malmitulated betrayals, it's time I treat Discord like a brother! It's time I ease up at best for Discord, and apologies for my boarish behavior!"
• Devil Shen: "GAH, YOUR HOPELESS?! I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS WHEN YOU GAVE UP ON TRYING TO CONGURE CHINA AND KILL OFF THAT JACK BLACK SOUND ALIKE PANDA?!"
• Lord Shen: ".... Angel, do me the honors and properly disaplene that disrespectful doppleganger, will you?"
• Angel Shen: As you wish! (Takes out a shotgun, and kills Devil Shen with it as he hits a tree)... And yes, I know that was over-kill, but we're tecnecally immortal and a figment of your imagination, so it's ok.
• Lord Shen: "Quite."

Later.

• The Lougers and the Ponies were following the trail of Magic Flu created chaos.
• Rainbow Dash: "Anyone wanna bet Discord was respondsable for that?"
• An Elephant was flying with it's ears.
• Celestia: "Unless Dumbo is no longer the only elephant that can do that, I have some safe assumtions."
• Lord Shen's voice: "EVERYONE?!"
• Lord Shen came up!
• Lord Shen: "Everyone, about Discord.... I'm sorry for being mad at him. And I would like to say that, while I am STILL gonna be cautious about his tendingcy to flip-flop on us, willingly or otherwise, I have desided that now is the time to finally mature out of those days and treat Discord like a tecnecal member of our family, in due to Kairi and in thanks to Tman."
• Celestia: ".... Wow.... That was, surprisingly mature and quick of you Shen."
• Icky: "Wow... I thought you would be still mad at Discord after this."
• Lord Shen: "Well, tecnecally, it's more so my own mistake then his, at all. Whether how and when he gotten that desience, it should not matter at the moment. Right now, we need to keep Discord from inadvertingly restore Equestia into it's choas era... Again."
• Skipper: "Well your Axle-like realisation couldn't've came at a better time! I seen this before in that Aladdin episode when Genie had the Genie Flu!"
• Iago: "Oh, boy! I remembered how badly THAT went! It gotten bad to the point where Genie accsidently summoned three monsters from episodes past and we had to fight ALL three of them!?"
• Private: ".... You don't think, that's gonna happen here, don't you?"
• Skipper: "NOT IF WE CAN GET TO DISCORD IN TIME?!"
• The Heroes charge on!

Chapter 5: Invasion of Monsters

Edge of Equestia.

• Discord was sneezing up random junk and objects. He sneezed up an anvil, he sneezed up the Krusty Krab, he sneezed up A Skeetrazoid hive, he even sneezed up a surprised and confused Master Algor!
• Algor: "WHAT THE?! WHERE AM I- HOW DID I- WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!"
• Discord sneezed again and summone forth Tri-Corn!
• Tri-Corn: "WHAT THE HELL!? I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIG SPEECH AND HERE I AM IN A WASTELAND?!"
• Discord sneezed and summoned form a surprised Foulcheese!
• Foulcheese: "WHAT, WHO WHERE, WHAT?! WHAT?! I WAS ENJOYING SOME TEA IN THE REABILITATION PLACE IN ZO AND HERE I AM HERE?!"
• Discord sneezed again and Grimoors appeared!
• Grimoors: "WHAT THE BLOODLY- (Falls down and bounces off the junk-pile shouting) BLAAAAAAAAAAOW?! THE BLOODLY ELL AM I DOING HERE ALL OF THE SUDDEN?!"
• Discord: "Sorry, everyone. I caught the Magic Flu and, ah, ah, ah, HI-GE-GE, AHHHHHHHHH, AHHHH CHOOOOOOOO?!"
• Discord's sneeze caused both Tri-cornkatras and Prison 42 to appear and crash into the grounds of the edge of Equestia!
• Tri-Corn: "MY PRISONS?!"
• Foulcheese: "Could someone please explain, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! And please tell me those prisons are well secured?!"
• Discord: I-I-I-I HAVE THE MAGIC FLU!! WHENEVER I SNEEZE, I CREATE CHAOS!! I-I-I just need to be treated, and--
• Tricorn: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS?!?
• Discord: And, there's another Lord Shen! I...ah...ahh...AAHHH-CHOO!! (Summons the Red Death, that roars immediately, getting Grimoors to scream like a girl)...AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes out the Hercules Hydra, which mimics laughter) AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes out the Earth Golum) AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes out a winged version of a magic clone of Goliath)...ah...AAAAAAAAAA--(Tricorn covers his nose)
• Tricorn: NO! ENOUGH WITH THE SNEEZING!! I KNOW YOU'RE FAKING THIS!!
• Discord: (With nasally voice) I AM NOT!!! NOW LET GO OF MY NOSE!!! (She does that)...AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes out actual boogers, which actually transform into a clone of Jigglodon)
• Jigglodon: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's rather nice!"
• Tricorn: "OH NOT THIS AGAIN!?"
• Foul Cheese: That is disgusting.
• Discord:... Huh, I thought it was gonna be Smooze for a second.
• Tricorn: DISCORD, YOU REVERSE THIS RIGHT NOW!!
• Discord: "I can't you mean-spirited bitch!? Once a Draconquui gets the magic flu, all this is irreverseable!?"
• Tricorn: "IS THERE EVEN LEGIT PROOF!?"
• Algor: "Actselly yes. You see, I once borrowed a book on magical desiences from Twilight and found a deiencese exactly what he perscribed. That means he has no legitament control of this situation."
• Tricorn, now fully aware that Discord isn't faking, quickly changed her temperment!
• Foul Cheese: ".... You realise that means that those monsters are gonna eat us now and we have virtualy no defence against them since the only one actually a threat to them has a bad case of magic halting sniffles AND CAN'T BE ABLE TO HELP US EVEN IF HE WANTS TO?!"
• Algor: ".... Oh, most diffently, appearently."
• The Monsters growl and roar at the group.
• Tricorn is actselly surprisingly scared!
• Tricorn: "YOU!? VIKING!? YOU FOUGHT DRAGONS AND MONSTERS, YES?! THEN PLEASE KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!?"
• Grimoors: "I LOST ME SWORD TO HICCUP'S BLOODLY NIGHT FURY, AND THEY YET TO SENT ME BACK A COMPLETELY REPAIRED SWORD?! AND EVEN THEN, THERE'S NO WAY I'M BATTLING A RED DEATH, A HYDRA, A DARKSPAWN MONSTER, A FLYING MUTANT SHARK AND, A GIANT BOOGER MONSTER!?"
• Tricorn: "It's actselly Jigglodon and Goliath actselly. Jigglodon is supposingly an alternate verson of the Louger's idiot blob friend and Golith didn't originaly have wings or could survive out of water."
• Discord: "Well OBVIOUSLY they're magic clones created by my compromised magic and the Magic Flu, geniuses! Those first two of the three must've been teleported here from the leage's monster ranch, and that thing,.... I guess I tecnecally have power that can bypass the boundery that keeps the Banished Realms, banished."
• Tricorn: "And you are SURE YOU CAN'T STOP THESE THINGS?!"
• Discord: "Afraid not. You might wanna consider running."
• Foul Cheese: "NO! Instad everyone, hold PERFECTLY STILL?!"
• Discord: ".... I'm pretty sure sixed-eyed dragons, Hydras, Giant Darkspawn Abominations, Flying mutant sharks and green cyclopsish blobs have very good eyesight!"
• Algor: "Yeah, cause they're looking at us just fine."
• Grimoors: "Well then in that cause.... RUN LIKE IT'S THE BEGINNING OF RANRAROK?!"
• The 4 started to make a run for it screaming!
• The Monsters started chasing them!
• Discord: "Oh, poo! I bet SHEN is gonna blame me for that too?! What's next?!"
• The Tuzlaworm rose from the ground and roared at Discord!
• Discord: "Oh, it's you again! The giant stupid Beetlejuice sandworm rip-off that got me sick when I was hanging out with Twilight and Candence! WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I AM HAVING A VERY BAD DAY RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLE?! (The Tuzlaworm looks at Discord in confusion) FIRST I GOT THIS STUPID SICKNESS, THEN A MEAN PEACOCK GOT MAD AND KEPT YELLING AT ME FOR CIRCUMSTANCES CAUSED BY THE MAGIC FLU, MY GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T MADE IT IN TIME, I ALMOST GOT A CHINESE MAN RAPED BY A CHIMERA, I KEEP POOFING UP MONSTERS AND EVIL CLONES, I INADVERTINGLY RUINED MY SPEICAL DAY, I TURNED SHEN INTO A TURKEY, though admitingly that was funny, I NIGHTMAREDISED CELESTIA AND LUNA, AND NOW I DRAGGED TRI-CORN, ALGOR, EX-GOVERNOR FOULCHEESE AND THE IDIOTIC FAT VIKING GUY FROM BERK INTO THIS THANKS TO THE SICKNESS AND NOW THEY'RE CHASED BY 5 MONSTERS?! SO, IF YOUR GONNA EAT ME, THEN GO AHEAD, YOU SAD MISTAKE OF NATURE?! I don't deserve to live anymore. I cover myself in seasonings, but I am not in the condition to do that. SO HURRY UP AND MAKE IT QUICK?!"
• The Tuzlaworm shrugged off Discord's rant and proceeded to open it's mouth as it's tenticles grabbed Discord.
• Discord: "Fair thee well, cruel wo-HA! Cruel WHAAA! Oh no! WHAA, AHHHHHHH, AHHH, WORM?! PUT ME DOWN, QUICK, I'M ABOUT TO- AHHHHH?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
• The Tuzlaworm stares in confusion of Discord acting out.
• Discord: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
• The Sneeze began to mutant and change the Tuzlaworm as it roared in agony!?
• This got the attention of the 4 victims and even the Monsters.
• The Tuzlaworm's roars turned into screams of pain, as it gained wings, a grotestly incrised brain, as symbols of knowledge and magic coursed through it's body!
• Discord: "..... Oh no..... WHAT HAVE I UNCONTROLLABLY DONE?!"
• Music plays as the Tuzlaworm started to realise it has processed unimaginable powers.

Land of the Dead by Voltaire

• Discord: "..... Oh, Shen is gonna attempt to murder me for this?!"
• Tuzlaworm: "HAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!? THESE POWERS?! THESE WINGS?! THIS, INTELLIGENCE!? I, HAVE BECOME THE ULTAMATE BEING?! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME?! (Looks to see the five monsters) THAT INCLUDES YOU?!"
• The Tuzlaworm magically mind-warped all 5 monsters into becoming it's followers!
• Jigglodon: "ALL HAIL, TUZLAWORM!?"
• Tuzlaworm: "Uh, actselly, remove the worm part, and refer me to only as, LORD TUZLA?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY?!) NOW, MY MONSTER BRETHERN?! TOGATHER WITH OUR UNSTOPPABLE MIGHT, WE SHALL STOMP EQUESTIA INTO THE GROUND, AND BECOME KINGS?! Uh, you all are male monsters, right?"
• The non-talking monsters nodded yes.
• Jigglodon: "Yes, I'm a guy blob! If I was a girl, I'd be pink."
• Lord Tuzla: "Oh, ok, just making sure. AND BECOME KINGS?! BUT FIRST, WE FEAST!?"
• Tuzla and the monsters looked at Discord and the cornered group.
• Tricorn: "I'll, ask again Discord.... Are, you, honestly, 100%, super-sayian sure, that there's NOTHING you can't do to stop this?!"
• Discord: "I'M SURE?!"
• Grimoors, Algor and Foulcheese: "HE'S SURE?!"
• Tricorn: "..... Then we're screwed."
• Tuzla laughed as the other monsters roared!
• Discord and the 4 screamed!
• Lord Shen: HEY, GROSS-ASS!! (He appears with the other Lodgers and his cannon) I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO RULE!! THIS!! (Fires his cannon into the Tuzla's mouth, causing it to choke, and die, losing all of it's powers, as well as it's control over the 5 monsters)
• Discord:...Shen, you...you saved us?
• Lord Shen: Well, duh! As much as I'd prefer not to, I'm a single peacock probably forever anyway, so let's just get...okay, why are these 4 with you?
• Algor: He accidentally got us here with his Magic Flu.
• Lord Shen: Of course he did!
• Discord: So... You're not mad?
• Lord Shen: Well, a bit, but even though I am taking the time to actually TRUST you for this one moment, I am making it a solemn vow to treat you like a brother.
• Discord: A BROTHER?!?... I'm touched.
• Lord Shen: Yeah, yeah, yeah, now let's just get you treated so you can stop all this madness.
• Tricorn: What about us?
• Boss Wolf: Relax, Tricorn, we'll handle that in due time. You'll just have to wait until Discord can actually send you back home.
• Grimoors: He'd better! Or else I'll be collecting his head as a trophy on my wall!
• Sandy:...He's immortal.
• Grimoors:...S***!
• Discord: Well, are we gonna get this over with or no...ah...AH...AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes Tazla back to his powerful self, and wakes him up)
• Tazla: HAH! THANK GOD I AM BACK!!! (Regains control of the monsters) New plan fellow monsters, we'll deal with our feast later as a victory feast! LET'S CAUSE SOME MAYHEM!! (Cackles as he goes out towards Ponyville)
• Discord: NO!! NOT PONYVILLE!! IF HE RIPS EVEN A SINGLE SOLITARY BIRDHOUSE OFF OF FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE, I'M GONNA TURN THEM INSIDE-OUT, SHOW THEM OUT IN PUBLIC, AND WATCH AS EVERYONE LAUGHS AT THEIR EXPOSED MUSCLE FIBERS, AND...Ahem, let's just see if we can hold them off until I can be cured.
• Lord Shen: Quite. Come, Lodgers, we need to get moving!

Ponyville Park.

• Cheerilee and Big Mac were having a picnic.
• Cheerilee: "Big Mac, there's something I wanted to say, before we gotten interupted by that weird Chimera of Evil thing. Big Mac, (Turns around, but a green tentitcle grabs Big Mac and takes him away) Macy, would you, make me, a Missues Cheerilee Apple, through marrage? You litterally mean the world to me, and I would be desistated if anything- (turns around to see that Big Mac is horrendusly digested by Jigglodon) AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH?! MACY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (CRIES)!? WHY?! WHY SISTERS OF DESTENY, WHY?! (CRIES?!) I WANNA DIE SO BADLY!?"
• Jigglodon: "That, can easily be arranged."
• Jigglodon grabs Cheerilee!
• Cheerilee: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! SOMEPONY, HELP ME?!"
• Spitfire and the Wonderbolts seen this!
• Spitfire: "WHOA!? IS THAT A GREEN SLIMER?!"
• Soarin: "I don't think that's any slimer I know about! I think it was talking!"
• Spitfire: "THAT PONY NEEDS HELP?! LET'S GO WONDERBOLTS?!"
• Jigglodon was slowly about to eat Cheerilee, when he saw the Wonderbolts.
• Jigglodon: "Oh, sharky! I think I found you some playmates!"
• Gloith appeared and roared at the Wonderbolts!
• Spitfire: "WHOA?!"
• Surprise: "AGGGGGGH?! WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS THAT?!"
• Fleetfoot: "IT'S A GIANT UGLY SHARK WITH WINGS, WHAT DO THINK?!"
• Spitfire: "EVASIVE ACTION?!" (They avoid the Goliath clone, but it manages to eat Soarin)
• Spitfire: SOARIN!!
• Soarin: (His voice is heard inside Goliath) It's alright! This whole consumption thing runs on cartoon logic, thank Celestia!
• Spitfire: DON'T WORRY, THEN! WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!! (Goliath chases them down)
• Discord: (The van arrives in Ponyville) OH, CRAP!! WE'RE TOO LATE!!!
• Merlin: Not if I can help it! (Casts a spell that forces Goliath to vomit out Soarin)
• Soarin:...I'M FREE!!
• Rainbow Dash: I'd better go up there, and help them. (Flies up and bucks Goliath to the ground) YEAH!! WHO'S NEXT?!?
• Tuzla: I'M next! (Manages to thrash at her with his tail, causing her to crash into the village)
• Pony: MY CABBAGES!!
• Rainbow Dash: SORRY! IS THIS GONNA COST ME?!?
• Discord: Hmm...I think I have an idea!
• Lord Shen: And what might that be?
• Discord: Give me one of your cannons!
• Lord Shen: Why?
• Discord: Just trust me. (Shen reluctantly does that, and he sneezes on it, turning it into a mega-laser)
• Lord Shen: HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!!
• Discord: At lease my Magic Flu can be useful quite frankly.
• Lord Shen:...I must say...I am impressed. But...how do I use it?
• Discord: You don't! I can handle it! (Teleports to the controls of the laser) TIME TO GO BOOM!!
• The Golith Clones gets up, sees the van and charges for it!
• Discord: (Aims the Lazer at the charging Golith Clone) SMILE YOU SON OF A SARDINE!? (Blasts the Goliath clone into pieces)
• Fluttershy: WHOA!! DISCORD, WASN'T THAT A LITTLE OVERKILL?!?
• Discord: IT'S A CLONE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!?
• Twilight: Well, at least Discord is making some great use with his illness. (Discord is able to blast down the Earth Golem)
• The Earth Golum gets mad, but gets banished back to the Banished Realms by Celestia and Luna before it could retaliate!
• Jigglodon was about to finally eat Cheerilee!
• ???: "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU GREEN GUNK?!"
• Jigglodon looks to see Trixie.
• Trixie: "Another green blob like you, exactly like you, made Trixie look like an incompident weakling?! I shall reclaim that honor back, thank you VERY MUCH?!"
• Jigglodon: "(LAUGHS)! Why don't you go back being a pretender of a magidion and make up stories on how you defeated a giant astro-skinned bear! (Laughs)!"
• Trixie growled.
• Trixie: "Get ready for a cold case of the TRIXIE?!"
• Trixie casted up a snowboard made of ice that makes more ice, and as it was riden on, it creates a wave of ice!
• Trixie gets on it and starts to ride torwords a surprised Jigglodon!
• Jigglodon: "WHAT!?"
• Jigglodon tried everything to stop Trixie, but her surprisingly good snowboarding skills enable her to avoid Jigglodon!
• Trixie: "BARROL ROLL?! TOOTIE FRUITIE?! OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE?! THE GRUMPY SQUIDWARD!?"
• Squidward: "WHY DO PEOPLE NAME MOVES AFTER ME?!"
• Trixie reachs a top peak of goo turned ice as Jigglodon gets angrier!
• Jigglodon: "IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT, YOU TALENTLESS HACK?!"
• Trixie made an angered face, and charged at Jigglodon!
• In Slowmotion, It looked like Jigglodon was about to pounce on Trixie, but the ice quickly covers around Jigglodon, freezing him up as his screams are heard!
• Trixie kicked the ice snowboard at Jigglodon in slow motion, reverse flipping away from ne epic exploudion of ice!?
• Trixie landed with a pose, and took a bow to an imaginary audience.
• Icky and Iago stared in surprise!
• Icky: "..... WHEN IS TRIXIE AN OLYMPIC SYTILE BADASS?!"
• Gilda: "Sandy and I took Trixie snowboarding and showed her some moves. Who to thunk it paid off like this?"
• Cheerilee was digging through the frozen wreckage!
• Cheerilee: "BIG MAC?! GIVE ME A SIGN YOUR ALIVE?! SAY SOMETHING!?"
• A voice: "Yer, legs are crushing my ribs?!"
• Cheerilee: "BIG MAC?! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
• Twilight was hovering over Cheerilee!
• Twilight: "FOR THE GOODNESS OF CELESTIA'S RULE, CHEERILEE, YOUR SITTING ABOVE BIG MAC BURIED UNDER SOME BROKEN ICE?!"
• Twilight lifts Cheerilee and the ice and reveils a bruzed and hurted big mac!
• Big Mac: "Yee-Owched! Someone, call the hospital ponies!?"
• The Red Death and The Hydra loomed over the wreckaged of Jigglodon and attempted to eat the three ponies before them!
• Icky: "Hey Merlin! I think it's about time the leage gets their stupid monsters back!"
• Merlin: I couldn't agree more! (Teleports the Hydra and Red Death away)
• Discord:...You know, that was too easy. I...ah...AH...AAAHHH--(Teleports away)

Villain League HQ

• Junjie: I HATE having to do these chores as punishment for my actions in the AUU.
• Tai Lung: Well...(The bathroom appears clean)...at least our work is done.
• Discord: (Teleports there)...CHOO!! (Sneezes the bathroom messy and chaotic, and the toilet Junjie was working on eats him and tortures him the same way Lord Shen was as Junjie's gurgle-screams were heard)
• Junjie: (Gurgling) CURSE YOU DISCOOOOORD!!!

Equestria

• Discord: (Appears again) No more of THAT, thank you!
• Lord Shen:...Where did you teleport?
• Discord: To the Villain League HQ bathroom. I made sure that Junjie would have more problems with his punishment.
• Lord Shen: But...aren't you too sick to teleport?
• Discord: I had to sneeze SOMEWHERE! We didn't need anymore of MY chaotic edge, you know. Not when we're saving Equestria from it.
• Lord Shen: Okay, okay! I guess it's also abit of a sign your sickeness is fading away abit. Now I guess all we have to do now is to deal with the Tatzlworm.
• Tazla: YOU IMBECILES!!! YOU GOT RID OF MY MONSTERS!!! Well, it doesn't even matter! I still have my power! Nothing will stop me from obtaining my conquest to- (Merlin transforms the Tatzlworm back to normal, and teleports it back to it's territory)
• Discord:... Well, that was MORE easier than I thought.
• Celestia: Indeed.
• Black Kat: Now I guess all we have to do now is to get Discord treatment.
• King Wacky: And I just happen to have a pill that not only acts as a cure, but as a vaccination, so our son can never contract it again.
• Discord: A treatment/vaccination?!? I thought that medicine wasn't developed by ponies yet!
• Queen Pranks: Oh, pfft, you know us, darling! We can make even the impossible possible. Now go on, son! Take your meds! (Discord swallows the pill, and he is no longer flushed and is back to his colored self)
• Discord: Whew! I'm back! Now I can get all this nonsense back to normal.
• Tricorn: Damn straight! You just cost us billions of dollars in property damage! INCLUDING THAT OF TRICORN-KATRAS AND PRISON 42!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THE ESCAPED CRIMINALS ARE DOING IN AND OUT OF THEM?!?!
• Discord: Relax, I feel every prisoners' presence here. And why pay for the damages when you've got magic on your side? (Snaps, and transports and repairs Prison 42 and Tricorn-Katras, and locks up all it's prisoners)
• All Prisoners: AWWWW!!!
• Algor: And... Aren't you gonna send us ba--(Discord snaps, and teleports them back)

Kratos.

• Algor was back in the temple.
• Algor: "Ck? Well... That was Quick."

Alternate Universe.

• Foulcheese's room in the reabilitation center.
• Foulcheese appears back to his tea.
• Foulcheese: ".... I'll keep this event to myself."

Tri-Corn's office.

• Tri-Corn appeared back to her office to a surprised Jamica.
• Jamica: ".... Do I want to know even?"
• Tri-Corn: ".... Never speak of this, again."

Reforming Monistairy.

• Grimoors appeared on the stairs and fell down them!
• Grimoors: "GAH OH EE OW D'OH BAH SO RAY MA ME D'OH?!"
• Grimoors crashed into Zuthron and caused a powdery exploudion!
• Zuthron: "...... Ah, there you were Grimoors. Candence asked me to find you cause she was worried sick. She was afraid a villain kidnapped you."
• Grimoors: ".... No, but an idiot with a bad case of the sniffles did. I rather not talk about it."
• Zuthron: "Well, I'll be polite enough not to force you. However, Cadence was understandingly worried and you will have to explain it to her."
• Grimoors: "And what if I don't want to? It isn't her business?"
• Zuthron: "Remember what happened the last time!"
• Grimoors: "(Gulp)!"

Cutaway.

• Candence was spanking Grimoors in the butt!
• Candence: "WE, DO, NOT, DISRESPECT, VISITING ROYALTIES, IN, THIS, MONISTAIRY, GRIMOORS?!"

Cutaway ends.

• Grimoors: ".... I rather not get me butt spanked again."
• Zuthron: "Wise choice, Viking."

Chapter 6: A Relationship Over?

Meanwhile...

• Discord: Well, now that I'm no longer out of control, how about you offer me an apology for what you said to me, Shen!
• Lord Shen: I already saved your life! Isn't that sorry enough?
• Discord: Well, yeah! You not only insulted me, but you insulted Fluttershy by saying 'you wish she never reformed me'.
• Fluttershy: It is true, Shen. That was one of the most hurtful ways one would say. You're lucky you didn't drive ME away when I heard that's what you said. Normally, I would cry at that statement.
• Lord Shen: Okay, okay, I am sorry! I shall never say such a rude thing again.
• Celestia: Well...I guess that's all I needed to hear from a boyfriend.
• Lord Shen: (Shocked at that)...You...you're not leaving me?
• Celestia: Of course not. I would never leave you. I was just testing you to make sure you learned a quick lesson. So, now that the party doesn't have to be postponed, how would you like to dance with me?
• Lord Shen:...(Squeals like a girl) YES, YES, YES, YES, YEEEEEES!!! (Hugs her)...But...what about that kiss?
• Celestia: Maybe later, if you behave during this party.
• Lord Shen: Oh, I will, I will, I will, I so totally will, I'm so happy, I'm glad that you aren't leaving me, I...(Takes deep breath) Well, summing up, I'll be on my best behavior.
• Celestia: And?
• Lord Shen: AND I'll treat Discord more fairly from now on.

A day later...

• Lord Shen: YOU TRIED TO DO WHAT TO THE YELLOW ONE'S FRIEND?!?