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The humans discover through strange new hybrid human weaponry that there's been an entire group of humans that refused to join their evacuation and have become part of UIS as a new race called the Neohumans, who are now Teadr 1.5 and are UIS' access to human power. These humans disowned their entire race for being 'cowards' and now live on a planet called Far Marbon. Their leader, Madame President Weiss Whitefield, is the strongest, smartest, and also a highly supportive to UIS, as well as Lord Mandarious' ex-girlfriend highly evolved and now much prettier and enhanced, and can do what he does. Thus Mandarious, still in love with Weiss, wants to do something nice for her despite her and her new race hating the regular humans now, and gets help from a defecting Neohuman named David DaBrock, his human girlfriend Jaina Tilbrook, and secret Quygan immigrant friend Tecwyn. Little do they know that while this is going on, a Neohuman supersoldier and one of the 10 partners of the commander-in-chief of the Neohuman Military Command leader Commander Stillman, named Commodore Ancel, is also in love with Weiss and aims to turn Mandarious and the humans against UIS so he can't see Weiss again. However, this love triangle ends up turning volitile when the Commodore ended up framing the humans for the act of wounding a young Cousin of Grand Mind, which not only resulted in the intended effect of making UIS think that the Humans were making an attempt at the life of one of he Grand Mind's family members, but an enraged Madam President accused the Neo Humans being apart of it since they DID came to see them after all! Weiss, already not pleased with Mandarious, now goes into full-bitch mode and desides to prove her innosence by declaring war against the normal humans and destroying their civilisation back to Teadr 7, breaking Mandarious heart for good. How will our heroes fix this?

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The Neohumans of Isolated Orphyne Space

(Pending)

Meeting Madame President Weiss Whitefield

Cosmopolitan City

  • Xandy:... So, why do they call this Cosmopolitan City?
  • Kowalski: Well since they didn't leave, I guess the word, which means humans being together in a single community, is appropriate for, say, they must've assumed evacuating to another dimension is a cowardly act, and didn't want to leave, and instead became part of UIS to hide from the Villains Act and evolve independently.
  • Lord Mandarious:... That's oddly specific.
  • Kowalski: Just a wild guess.
  • ???: But one that is 100% true. (A stunning beautiful Neohuman simular to Disney Hercules Hera appeared as everyone saluted her)
  • Female: Hello, Alanor. Long time no see.
  • Mandarious: (He was stunned silent at her beauty)... Uhhhhhhh, duuuuhhhh... Weiss? Is that really you?
  • Clifton: Wait, you know her?
  • Mandarious:... Long, touchy story. This is Weiss Whitefield. My... Ex-girlfriend. (This played)
BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

  • Icky: "...... Awkword........"
  • Weiss: "..... I never figured you would come back since you desided to be a cowerd who took the VA's empty threat seriously."
  • Mandarious: "Uhhhh, about that. Turns out...... Kafar was actselly a head founder of the VA, and.... Kinda, tricked me into doing it? So, if anything, that threat could've actselly had been empty either way...... (Nerviously laughs)....."
  • Weiss: "..... Ugh, if it's not cowerice the original humans suffered, it's stupidity!"
  • Gazelle: "So, wait.... If some humans had stayed behind and not took the VA seriously, then..... How come you never really took advantaged of the VA's confusion?"
  • Weiss: "Well, in terms of actselly causing our extinction, we knew such to be a bluff. That didn't meant we wanted to be stupid and charge after them, only to be captured. They WERE still sucessful in taking down the HPA, after all."
  • Xandy: "Well, yeah, but.... You guys could've been able to keep the morale of the USRA races from falling down and help keep worlds safe while discouraging the VA that their scare scam was a partical flop! So many lives could've been saved!"
  • Weiss: "Oh please, short of an Allience like the USRA, it's races are abunch of useless has-beens. Naroudans are parasite-picking thumb twirlers who technically broke the law by being our first allies and introducing technology, Cunones couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag, a great contrast to the days where they fought the Vexxomites, Yuruns are filthy scavingers, Sabochans are imperialistic mutts, Ohrugans are rip-offs of us, Rabodans were once our enemies, Aufones are pasifistic wastes of space, Xuruns are emotionless blowhards, Uonans look like a collection of escaped circus freaks of our origin, Tiikens are just un-naterol with that three personality thing, and Yaterons..... Well, they just don't live up to the hype anymore. Espeically if that hype was based on poor decidtions and bloodshed. "
  • Zosimo: "..... Eeeeyup. She's been hanging out with UIS alright."
  • Mandarious: "Actselly, she always had those negative opinions about the USRA races.... Though, I'd imagined being around UIS, just made her more vocal in public about it."
  • Icky: "Ya know, lady, if any of the USRA races or USRA fanboys heard that trash-talking, they would kick your hot ass! (Weiss pointed a lazer wrist-blade along-side laser cannon turrets appearing around her, being summoned magically, at Icky as he yelped)...."
  • Weiss: "They can certainly try...."
  • Mandarious: Ohhh, snap. My bad, guys. Ya see, I forgot to mention, we have the same magic powers.
  • Icky: G-G-G-G-G-Good to know!
  • Weiss: "Well, now you know, and knowing is only a qourter inch of the battle. (Turns off the wrist blade and the summoned turrets) And besides, I can't help it if people can't stomach on how much the USRA were not what people idolised them for. They killed off kings and allowed the birth of xenophobic guilds in the wake,"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Involentary. A lot of the aftermath was our own doing."
  • Weiss: "Imprisoned a misunderstood heroine because she couldn't trust technology,"
  • Zosimo: "Hey, to be fair, Cranleen was kinda pushing it."
  • Weiss: "The wrongful turning of an innocent planet with life on it into a garbage dump-"
  • Miami: "Only because of a notorious idiot talking them into it. Also, THAT'S WHY UIS EXISTS, FOR PETAN'S SAKE!! That's litterally the first ever thing any UIS race would use!"
  • Weiss: "AHEM?! And need I explain that many acts of imprisoning races into stagnation-causing Exile Shields, banishment into their home systems to never advance, GENOCIDE in a worse case scenario?!..... It is honestly any wonder why my good friend C'oldas and the magnificent Grandmind don't want those idiots to see those isolated systems?"
  • Thunderclap: "..... Uhhhh, Mandarious, ya SURE you're, or, at least, were, into this chick? She's, kinda, abit of a bit- (Weiss pointed just the lazer wrist blade at a screaming Thunderclap as he kept his wings out of reach?!)"
  • Mandarious: "Guys, I'll handle this.... Weiss, calm down.... (Weiss deactivated the blade again)...... I, noticed that you have changed a lot. Whether for the better, or for the worse, it's kinda..... 50/50. I mean, physically you're wonderful, but..... The personality department.... Well.... It leaves, a LOT, to be desired. I mean, you already didn't exactly had your heart set on the USRA to begin with, but, I'm worried that UIS may've..... Further encouraged this negativity you have."
  • Weiss: "..... Are you trying to imply, that a group that is trying to protect systems of the USRA's rampant stupidity, to be a bad influence?!"
  • Mandarious: "Duh, well, I meant, in terms of point-of-views! I mean, by all means, giving isolated systems independence is not a, completely bad thing!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) If though misguided, and HAS unintentionally backfired in some areas. (Weiss points the lazer wrist blade at Shen)..... (Openly) May I kindly make a request?..... WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT!?"
  • Icky: Not so great when you're on the buisness end of a deadly blade, eh Shen?
  • Lord Shen: Not a good time to be cute, Prehistoric one!
  • Weiss: "Well maybe try learning SOME RESPECT?!"
  • ???: "My dear Weiss, try to pardon them ever so much. (Grandmind and Madam President with Vrex and Buuull arrived). (Grand Mind was speaking) It's just part of the misfits'..... Unigte and charmingly unpredictable nature."
  • Weiss: "(Turns off the wrist blade).... Only because you insisted, great Grandmind."
  • Madam President: "My good friend Weiss, how have you been?"
  • Weiss: "Fine, until my ex showed up. (Both she and Madam President laughed!)"
  • Icky: "Well someone's cheery! We kinda thought you guys would be a bit more.... Miffed, about another isolated system being found."
  • Madam President: "Well, this time, it was an expected inevitability. After all, the Neos were once normal humans after all. We're only surprised the originals didn't discover about them sooner, the moment they returned no less. But goes to show how superior our isolation powers can be."
  • Weiss: "(Quietly and coldly) And how incompetent a certain someone is. (Gives a cold stare to Mandarious)."
  • Grandmind: "We came here to join a commemoration of the Neos' devotion to UIS and independence. And, we are planning to finally accept the Neos into UIS membership as our top independence enforcers. Especially in light of.... Unfortunate instances of systems getting known."
  • Weiss: "Oh Grandmind, you're too kind."
  • Duke: "Oh, I see...... You're going to become their guard dogs, is that it? (Points the Lazer Wrist at Duke, but Gazelle knocked it off with the Uniter blade)...."
  • Gazelle: "..... You were asked to stop doing that......"
  • Weiss: "..... So..... You must be the "space messiah" Madam President referenced when we had our chats. You really are quick to disrespect your superiors."
  • Xandy: "But in all seriousness, Miss Weiss..... You're going to serve UIS? Why? You were once a part of something you should've been proud off! Why serve UIS? All they do is isolate systems without the context of whether or not it's a necessarily good thing!"
  • Weiss: "Tch, like the early part of our conversation wasn't indicative enough, let alone the glory of our Neohuman socity without Mandarious' humans slowing us down? Last-gen humans chose to be cowards at the face of an empty threat! We had hoped by teaming up with UIS, a VASTLY-superior-in-every-way alliance, we could've been the force that takes down the VA for good, redeem the human name, and make UIS the new rulers of the UUniverses.. I mean well, we tecnecally already were running everything in the universes, but the one annoying benefit the USRA had was misguided admiration that slaying the VA would've rightfully cured...... Then you misfits showed up and prematurely killed off our infestation problem before we were ready. We needed at least one more year before UIS could've struck down the VA but good!"
  • Clifton: "What exactly makes you so confident you could've been able to handle the VA while in that winning streak they were on? They were basically an illegit empire with a powerful head huncho in Qui. What hope did you guys have in standing up to that?"
  • Weiss: "Political intrigue, espionage, sabotage, anonymously exposure, and if need be..... Brutal confrontional force. Those were our best weapons against the VA had they been allowed to live past that fateful year. Espeically after UIS's secret war with a corolition of USRA fanboys that teamed up with the VA, and failed miserably, and how I was able to have slain their leader, "The Hound of De-Isolation", before the cowerdly Sabu was able to warn the VA of our existence, and thus robbed them of their joy of having managed to barely slip trough the cracks of the Karnavora's blockade."
  • Zosimo: "Well, ya only won because it was mainly just the Pro-USRA corolition you fought, not the VA themselves. UIS fought dime-a-dozens wingnuts like that before."
  • Weiss: "But nonetheless, the VA were rightfully cautious to not tempt our judgement again. They hadn't tried again since, reckindising that they were not yet strong enough to even stand a chance, and had one more year passed.... We've wouldn't've let them."
  • Clifton: "..... Actselly, based on what and what you said earlier, those actselly, do sound like good stragities."
  • Weiss: "They could've been..... But, at least we can focus on the next best thing: Being what UIS needs to finally get the UUniverses to show real respect to them."
  • Iago: "Ya mean, make UIS as mainstream as the USRA was?"
  • Weiss: "Well, yes. When the UUniverses sees how better and advanced the Neohumans are, all of the systems will be MORE interested in the next generation, and forget about the old ones."
  • Skipper: "Pffft! Lady, do you seriously believe the UUniversal communities would be that crass and shallow?"
  • Weiss: "Hmmm, gee, why don't we ask things like.... The Weavoids? The Vexxomites? The Qyzmeths? The Phends? Pretty much any race that has acted uncouth or even lacks a min-ute detail of vain beauty? And need I bring in the Sea Squirl fiasco?"
  • Xandy: "OH, CAN YOU NOT, LADY?!?"
  • Weiss: "What they all have in common is this: Yes! The UUniverses ARE that crass, and shallow, if not also vain! It would matter little to those not insane devoted worshippers of a defuncted allience that exspearenced a VERY late rebirth on how many preferable deeds the last-gen humans did! We Neos, can do those same things, but better, smarter, and without someone having to be harmed beyond an individualistic scale! Our tech is better, our biology is better, our determination and intelligence is better! And also...... Our alien alliance is better! We will soon see a united universes more encouraged to be MORE independent then ever before!"
  • Zosimo: "But, the last time the USRA went out of sytile, everything broke into a war?! Ya know, The Interuniversal War!? IT KILLED TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE FOR GRAFATUS' SAKE!!!"
  • Weiss: "Oh, don't worry! We'll fix that mess soon enough! We'll re-educate those that depended too much on a passé faction for too long to go back to rely on themselves. Sure, it may take time and some may be more, troubled, then others, but, with persistence, and FIRM diplomacy, I think we can pull it off."
  • Mandarious: "..... Uh, Lougers, HA, a word in private?"

Capital Building

  • Mandarious: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!! WEISS, YOU STUPID STUBBORN C**T!!! (As Weiss overheard the noise listened in amusement and a smile via an invisable drone) ****** **** ******************* ******** ************ ***** ************* ********** ******************************************!!!

Weiss' Office

  • Weiss: (Was seeing this via the same invisable UIS drone with Madam President, Vrex and Buuull, as Vrex and Buuull couldn't help but to laugh)..... At least there's one thing I still love about him. He's a laugh fest!

Back to the heroes

  • Xandy: Arbasus, sir, stop swearing!
  • Mandarious: HOW COULD SHE LET HERSELF BE ALIGNED WITH THESE GUYS?! THEY'RE A BAD INFLUENCE ON HER!!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Calm down Mandarious. You know that UIS are not really as bad as USRA loving fanactics say they are."
  • Mandarious: "(Sighs), I know, but, I'm not exactly fond of the idea of the Neohumans being UIS' way to get people to embrace their misguided ideals!"
  • Sandy: "Well a lot of that was because she felt that you were being a yellow-belly at an obvious bluff! Espeically with Kafar in mind! Did you think he would really let his own race ACTSELLY be destroyed like that!? And even then, the VA were STILL relitively new! By all grounds, you still had the potaintional to really stop them before they got too far!"
  • Mandarious: "I know, I know, but..... I'm worried that Weiss and UIS may be way over their heads here. What if this implanting of universeally accepted independence backfires? You saw what happens in those various isolated systems! I know UIS does learn from their mistakes, but, what if any reminents of those Aggressor Empire guys see that as an oppertunity to get their group back togather, or those Gamma Isolated System Pirates see this as a chance to get their leader back and restore that bot curse? Or worse, what if the Dark Radicals use this as an oppertunity to have an easier time to get a new VA-sytile reign in place? I mean, can we seriously be sure UIS can be able to balence their problems and ours as well in this balencing act of ineditable dishastor?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well, even so, there's very little we can do short of challnaging UIS and risk having them go to war with the Humans and the other USRA races for it."
  • Mandarious: "Well, I have the next best thing..... I need to make it up with Weiss and mend that broken heart."
  • Boss Wolf: "She looked mighty serious about being with UIS."
  • Mandarious: "Look, can you just hear me out before you write me off as desperate?"
  • Gazelle: "...... Okay. What exactly do you think winning back her heart would mean?"
  • Mandarious: Well first, you need to know our history.
  • Duke: I was just going to ask about that. Annnnd.... Cue wavy flashback effect...

Flashback

  • (Mandarious): When we were young, we met and it was love at first sight in a non-traditional way.
  • Young Mandarious/Young Weiss: (The two bumped into each other in school and dropped all their stuff) Oh, sorry, my fault! No, you don't have to take the blame.
  • Young Weiss: I- (Giggles) I just have bad social skills.
  • Young Mandarious: Are you kidding? Weiss Whitefield, the daughter of another family that use Recex magic? I... I'm still learning how to do it myself.
  • Young Weiss: You... You have that power AND have trouble with it?
  • Young Mandarious: You have problems with it?
  • Young Mandarious/Young Weiss: Wow, you are such a noob, noob! (The two stopped and blushed)
  • Young Weiss:... So, you're the son of Senator Mandarious?
  • Young Mandarious: Yeah. I, was born with these strange magical powers and had to train on Recex to use them.
  • Young Weiss: Get out! You have that problem too?
  • Young Mandarious: Arbasus Almighty, how much more do we have in common?!
  • Young Weiss: A wish to make a difference?
  • Young Mandarious: A need to be better than our family?
  • Young Weiss: Be legendary?
  • Young Mandarious: Be a hero?
  • Young Mandarious/Young Weiss: GET A GIRL/BOYFRIEND?... (Weiss kissed him as he froze)

Present

  • Mandarious: Weiss is a DAMN good kisser. Each time we kissed, I got an orgasm.
  • Icky: Ew!
  • Mandarious: I know, I know, too much info, but I trust you understand what I meant! We were both compatible in so many ways. We did everything together.

Flashback

  • (Mandarious): She had a habit of saying weird words, especially when we got older. We tutored each other in our powers.
  • Young Weiss: (The two trained in magic in whimsical and romantic ways)... You know what I love the most about you, Alanor? You're the only one I know who sees the world better than others, just like me.
  • Young Mandarious: And you know what I love about you? You've got smarts, spirit, courage, and yes, damn good looks.
  • Young Weiss: (Giggles extensively)
  • Young Mandarious: You're also a cute tease, a good kisser, very adorable and comfortable company, and you'd make a good wife.
  • Young Weiss: (Giggles harder then snorts)... Sorry.
  • Young Mandarious:... And you're innocently adorable!
  • Young Weiss: Well you'd make a good president. I know who I'm gonna elect for in the future!
  • Young Mandarious: And I know who I'm gonna have as my vice-president and successor.
  • (Mandarious): We were meant for each other. We knew that we could change the human race together.... Then came the Villains Act.
  • Secret Founder J (VIA holo-screen): "We have congured and taken down your HPA like it was nothing. That proves that we are not a force to be trifled with. Our demands are simple. Cease any and all attempts to go after us, else you want to be known as the fool who caused the Human's Extinction! Do not think the VA would be afraid of such an action if it means securing a better future without the tyranny of the Majority! Choose wisely, Mandarious."
  • The Screens with the Secret Founders on it vanished off.
  • Kafar: "...... Your highness, we may have to consider leaving."
  • Weiss: "Tch, am I suprised that a weak spineless cowerd like you takes an obviously empty threat so seriously, Kafar?"
  • Kafar: "Madame Weiss, those secret founders sound serious!"
  • Weiss: "Oh please, they're still a relitively new force, they barely even have 10 or so planets in control, and they're nothing but a bunch of fanactics complaining about Majority rule. Surely Mandarious would never dare take their threat seriously."
  • Kafar: "Confound it, Weiss, they basicly defeated the HPA like it was nothing! How can you NOT take that seriously?!"
  • Weiss: "They likely took advantaged of the HPA's loopholes and weaknesses we failed to address. We simply need to make a Newer, and better, HPA, and take the VA head on. Out of any of the USRA races, we're the only ones capable to get things done! Let's be honest, without he USRA, the other races are not as determined and would be hopeless without us!"
  • Kafar: "You would risk our extinction, just because you don't have faith in our USRA allies being able to pick up the slack?"
  • Weiss: "Well gee, weren't WE the only ones who made a Human Protection Agency? Unless there exists a Yateron Agency or any of the like for the other races, I do feel like we're the only real hope the universes have right now!"
  • Kafar: Must I remind you that I am the spokesperson of Mandarious?
  • Weiss: Well don't take my word for it. Ask Alanor! He doesn't run from anything!
  • Kafar: Is that so? Then Mandarious will make the desiding point! (Mandarious was seen nervious about this)
  • (Mandarious): But as you can imagine, what happened next broke us apart.
  • Weiss: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S RIGHT?!?
  • Mandarious: Honey, I don't want to believe it either, but what if the threat isn't as empty as you think? I mean, don't get me wrong, it is a strech they would be currently capable of making us go extinct, but.... What if they don't nessersarly need to? They could just as much make us endangered to the point of being a non-issue! Whether the case, if this is a matter of life and death, the risk is just too great.
  • Kafar: "Thank you, Mandarious.... Now, I'm off to make the preperations. (Leaves smuggly)..."
  • Weiss:..... Risk too great? Are you joking? Risk is what makes us who we are! Running away from something like this? This is NOT us! Where's the Mandarious I love?
  • Mandarious: He's, duh, I'm, still here, it's just.... I'm also, cautious about it. I'm sorry, I really am, but this is not a risk even we humans can take. Some risks just aren't worth taking. This is what I must do for the human race.
  • Weiss:... So that's it? You're just giving up? And to a bunch of relitively recent fanactics?
  • Mandarious: "Mind you, they were able to congure at least nearly 10 or so planets and an entire system within the first week of their inception, AND beaten the HPA! For something that's relitively new and fresh, they ain't exactly pushovers!"
  • Weiss: It's beginners' luck at best! And the HPA only failed because they weren't properly made to handle these albeit chrafty oppendents! We can make a better and stronger one!
  • Mandarious: "Well, yes, but only for THAT to be taken down as swiftly too! It'll end up being a vicious cycle until the VA makes good on that threat, should it be earnest, I mean!"
  • Weiss: What kind of president are you? We can be BETTER than this! We have technology! What do they have? A bunch of fanactics mad at how reality works and dislikers of majority rule! They've yet to have a proper sense of direction! We can still use that against them at least! You can't seriously think the other USRA races would be as effictent, do you?
  • Mandarious: That's the problem. What if the VA has more then a horrendusly misguided idealogity behind them? We can't just fight something we don't know nothing about. It's not logical to charge blindly into a threat not knowing what it's capable of. You have to believe me, this is a losing situation to me, either retreat or die embarrisingly! Our reputation would take a nosedive eitherway!
  • Weiss: SO YOU CHOOSE THE COWERD'S WAY?!
  • Mandarious: "Err, try to view it more like.... "Emergeny Tactical Retreat", and, hope that the other USRA races can handle themselves?"
  • Weiss: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! WE DEFENDED THE UUNIVERSES FOR AS LONG AS WE CAN REMEMBER, AND MORE SO THEN THE OTHER USRA RACES WHO HAVE GONE INTO HASBEENTRY WHILE WE KEPT STRONG, HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT?!
  • Mandarious: Well it's not exactly like we dealt with a group that managed to be something the HPA fails to contained before! The HPA is usually IMPECCABLE at contending with rogue groups! This.... This is the first time we've met a serious failure. Another one would be dishastorious. It's also not logical to be overconfident about this one. I'm sorry! As president, we're retreating, and that's final!
  • Weiss:... But Alanor-
  • Mandarious: I SAID THAT'S FINAL!!
  • Weiss: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!! (She sobs) I can't believe you! I thought you were better than this!
  • Mandarious: Weiss, please understand, this, this isn't something I wanted to do, believe me, do you THINK, I WANT to make our people look like cowerds?! Trust me, I hate myself for this! And I can only imagine how hard the approveal ratings would drop over this move?! But, Kafar said it's better to be safe then sorry-
  • Weiss: Don't ever speak to me again!? You find that ingrete Kafar more creditable then your own lover?! You know what, we're through!
  • Mandarious:... Weiss, please, I-
  • Weiss: I SAID DON'T SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!! And furthermore, I want a devorce! Here's my wedding ring, and all my papers (Tosses both of those things at him as they fall and clutter, only to picked up by servent bots)! Go ahead and run away like a big fat coward! (She slammed the door)

Present

  • Mandarious: And I never saw her ever since. She didn't even come with us to the Tranquility Zone. In fact, not all humans were accounted for. I thought they had died, but... Now I know the real reason. They didn't want to leave either. Now..... I feel like an idiot for listening to Kafar like I did.
  • Xandy: "Sir, you didn't know Kafar was pulling wool over your eyes."
  • Mandarious: "Well, not knowing better doesn't change the fact that Weiss hated me for this, to the point that she joined UIS! Getting involved with them was no better then running away!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, obviously, she seems hellbent on joining UIS."
  • Mandarious: "That's only because she thinks the USRA races had no hope in governing the Universes."
  • Icky: "To be fair-"
  • Mandarious: "BARRING, THOSE, UNFORTUNATE INSTINTES, I MEAN?! (Sighs).... Look, I can't pretend that the USRA was by all intents and purposes, a perfect force, but I like to believe our accomplishments outwaight any earnest mistake."
  • Shifu: "Well her problem isn't with the USRA's past, though a facter in your strained bond, thanks to UIS.... It's because, the AUU Humans abandoned these universes. Kafar's malmitulation or not, you let all of those worlds down who were depending on your intervention.... And in term..... You let her down. She hoped you would've proved Kafar wrong.... But you only served to push her away."
  • Mandarious: "..... That's why I need your help to get her to have faith in Humans again.... In me....."
  • Gazelle: "..... Keep in mind that we can't be able to change her mind about being with UIS, NOR can we make even the Grandmind backpeddle on making her people offictal members. Please understand that I meant my promise to never let myself be a USRA weapon against them, and meant it well."
  • Mandarious: "I know, I know, and I know better then that, I know better then to EVER make you guys do that. But, I at least want Weiss to be given reason to believe that the USRA races AND Humans can still do good! Give her a reason to not make good on those plans to get people to favor UIS!"
  • Icky: "And you're sure UIS won't give us SHIT for doing that?!"
  • Mandarious: "I promise I'll ask the Grand Council to vouch for you guys, and even then, I'll take full respondsability for making Weiss more softer on the USRA terratories."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well what if UIS deside to punish YOU for making Weiss go soft on them?"
  • Mandarious: "Then the USRA race leaders will vouch for me, just in case. UIS are about making mutually benifictal deals, after all."
  • Kaa: "But what if Weiss sees right through us and gets UIS to make us back off?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, we may be getting on their good side, but they are still prone to be real aggro at us for being up in their business."
  • Mandarious: "Then appeal to her sense of superiority. She really likes compliments."
  • Tigress: "I'm pretty sure she would be smart enough to not let phrase blind her judgement."
  • Gazelle: In fact, she seems so smart, she could be watching us right now somehow and laughing at your expense.
  • Mandarious: Oh, I know that. She used to do that alot in her youth to discover ways to find the answer sheets from the teachers that way. She had quite a sneaky-streak with her. But, come on, she's too serious for that now. (His oPhone rang)... Speaking of which, that's her.

Weiss's Office

  • Weiss: (As Vrex and Buuull, plus a joining in Chairmen Flabbs, along with Skor'nus and Beerbelli snickered) Please maintain your bemusements. (Mandarious answered)
  • (Mandarious): Weiss?
  • Weiss: Hey, Alanor, how's it going? You done with your talk?
  • Mandarious: Oh, I just decided, why have ill with your choices? It's a free UUniverses after all. So we'll, uh, be out of your beautiful hair soon enough.
  • Weiss:...... YOU LYING WUSS, I HAVE AN INVISIBLE DRONE IN THERE AND I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING ON CONVINCING ME TO DROP MY PROMISES TO UIS!! (The laughers in the room laugh out loud) So, yeah, you're not convincing ME of anything, mother bluffer! (Gives Madam president a turn)
  • Madam President: "And keep in mind that we will keep a VERY stern eye on you lot from here on you?! Even more so since Grandmind's very young cousin is arriving here! She is quite fond of Neohumans and wanted to attend the commederation with Grandmind. In fact, YOU BUNCH ARE TO STAY CLEAR OF HER AS WELL?! So she does NOT get used as a vessel to do that plan! Virtually NOTHING is going to interupt the Neos' assendtion! (Gives Weiss the phone back)."
  • Weiss: "So.... Do try to behaive yourselves down there. (Hangs up)."

Heroes location....

  • Icky: "..... (Facepalm) DAMN IT, WE FORGOT ABOUT HOW UIS HAS THIS BAD SPYING HABIT?!"
  • Shifu: "And obviously, it would encourage her to tab into her youth and reestablish this sort of tactic!"
  • Mandarious sighs depressively.
  • Mandarious: "I'm sorry I got you guys back into UIS' line of fire."
  • Gazelle: "Look, it's fine Mandarious, this only proves that Weiss is indeed a smart cookie."
  • Shifu: "And besides, Grandmind will calm Madam President down about this, latest defeluptment. We just have to tread more, carefully, for the time being."
  • Mandarious: "(Sighs)..... Maybe it's best we let this go through."
  • Xandy: "But what about her plan to make UIS more faverable?"
  • Mandarious: "Then I'll have to do the next best thing: I'm gonna have to get the USRA races to shape up and improve themselves. We need to make the USRA races more proactive then ever. And we certainly need to keep their bad eggs in a more firmer vice then ever before! Crack down on any unfit representive and put any rogues in place!"
  • Po: "Then she'll counter that by getting the UIS races to be even more powerful then they already are and get THEM to improve their flaws as well!"

Mandarious and Weiss' Final Fight

Apex City, Capital Palace

  • Mandarious: WAR?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAR?!? HAS WEISS LOST HER MIND?!?
  • Commander: It's true, sir!
  • Mandarious: OKAY, SHE'S GONE TOO FAR!! FIND AND CAPTURE HER!! I can't WAIT to hear the end of this! (He opened the door to see Weiss) GODDAMN IT, SHE'S HERE!!!
  • Commander: SHE'S HERE, GODDAMN IT!! (She was surrounded by armed human soldiers)
  • Weiss: You'd better call them off, Alanor! We need to talk!
  • Mandarious: Talk?! AFTER YOU JUST DECLARED WAR?! Has Grandmind poisoned your mind?!
  • Weiss: Oh I promise you. The Grandmind wouldn't even dream of war even if it concerns him. He may be great, but he's too... Passive, for even his own good. Alot of this, is of my own venture. You tried to kill his cousin after all. I may as well avenge her for him since he is conflcited by grief and personal idealogity to do it himself, and with C'oldas mad at me because she rashfully accused me of being apart of this, it is differnetly not her idea! This war, is my way to prove to UIS that the Neohumans have no part in harming one of the Grandmind's loved ones!
  • Mandarious: What-? I, WOULD, NOT DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND RISK A WAR!!! WHY WOULD I EVEN DO THAT?!
  • Weiss: You tell me! You're the criminal mastermind, not me!
  • Mandarious: WHAT?! Why couldn't you just talk to me about these accusations through text? You're still on my message board even after all these years.
  • Weiss: Because you would've been alerted and prepared for it? Come now Mandarious, I known that you are smarter then this.
  • Mandarious: Listen here, Weiss, nobody drops into MY office out of nowhere and accuses me of attempted murder. Look, I promise I'll talk to the Grandmind about this, help him out of his grief and get him to calm Madam President down, then he'll get you back into UIS's waiting arms. Until then..... And, it hurts me to say it, FYI..... Get out of my office!
  • Weiss: Not until I get some answers!
  • Mandarious: ".... Well, be warned that I can be rough too. Commander?"
  • Commander: ARREST HER!! (An agent approaches her)
  • Weiss: Good sir, you have the right to refuse his order, and I guarantee touching me won't end well. There's no stopping you, don't do it. (He touches her and he collapses)
  • Mandarious: What? What was that?
  • Weiss: Knockout.
  • Mandarious: What kind?
  • Weiss: Instant.
  • Mandarious: There was no sound, he just fainted!
  • Weiss: It's called 'magic', IDIOT!! You have it. It's called a deterrent.
  • Mandarious: You committed a war crime and endangering my race and yours. I'm afraid you can't leave.
  • Weiss: That's fine, I said I'm not leaving without an explanation.
  • Mandarious: And I'm saying you're not getting one because you're being absurd, AND you aren't leaving.
  • Weiss: So we agree?
  • Mandarious: Yes- I mean, NO! YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING ANSWERS FOR A CLEAR RUSE, AND LEAVING!
  • Weiss: Am I getting the answers?
  • Mandarious: No, you're smart enough to figure it out yourself.
  • Weiss: Then I'm not leaving.
  • Mandarious: OKAY STOP WITH THE WEIRD TALK AND GIVE ME ANSWERS: WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE TO PIN ME TO THIS CRIME?!
  • Weiss: "How's about the fact that the poor Brainicaazk was stabbed and wounded in the neck by a last-gen human knife?"
  • Mandarious: "Weiss, you have to realise that could just as easily had been yet another Anti-UIS nut trying to cause trouble! For all we know, the misguided maniac could be trying to get the Neohumans booted out of UIS' grip so you would have to turn back to the USRA races because of how UIS came to mistrust you!"
  • Weiss: "Not that I don't deny such an unfortunate tibet, but that's about it..... How did such a rogue get passed UIS' defences?"
  • Mandarious: "Weiss, it HAS happened before, and I can promise you, it can happen again in the future?!"
  • Weiss: "Well exactly HOW did you think this USRA loving rogue got here?!"
  • Mandarious: ".... Are you trying to say I got that rogue there?"
  • Weiss: "At least be glad I no longer accuse you of nearly murdering Grandmind's cousin yourself. But now you face the dillemma of leading a UIS enemy to UIS terratory, and while impourent UIS figures were exposed and in the open. Whether willful or by dumb accsident, nearly causing a UIS assassination is an unforgiveable offence! So, as my former lover, I'm willing to give you an opition: Either give me the name of the crazed basturd that would attack a poor teenager with a love for life and a beautiful personallity, or take his place for full respondsability for allowing it to occure in UIS court."
  • Mandarious: ".... Weiss, believe me, If I knew who was respondsable, I would've exposed him/her in a heartbeat! The thing is..... I don't know a USRA loving nut who would attack the Grandmind's cousin and not Grandmind or Madam President themselves! They're the more impourent figures of UIS, not the poor youngin'."
  • Weiss: ".... Then I'm sorry, Mandarious. Until this appearent half-assed-assassin is exposed, I can't on good constence let even an unwilling helper of a conspiracty against UIS go uncontained. You will have to pay for this fiend's crime!"
  • Mandarious: ".... I dare you to do that while surrounded by armed soldiers."
  • Commander: Say the word, and we'll knock her out of her pretty! Anyone have a shot?
  • Weiss: Nine do, yes. (She uses her magic to show a picture of their fire and weapon detail) But I wouldn't recommend-
  • Mandarious: DO IT!
  • Commander: OPEN FIRE! (They fired their pulse guns until then bounced off Weiss' magic-produced shields and knocked most of them out)
  • Weiss: Gods, you are dumb! Alanor, you're better than this. I thought taking risks weren't your thing.
  • Mandarious: This is different. This is not like the Villains Act. I know you and your power, and I hoped you'd-
  • Weiss: Hoped? (Laughs) Don't make me laugh, as I did just now.
  • Mandarious: We need to evacuate!
  • Weiss: Not a good idea.
  • Mandarious: Why not?
  • Weiss: Because you and I both know my magic is superior. Even if you could leave, I could take this whole palace and the war would be over before it even started.
  • Mandarious: Well did you think I didn't develop my magic after all these years? We stopped a war and a great evil in the Tranquility Zone, I literally had endless possibilities to hone my skills. You never know if we'll end up in an impasse.
  • Weiss: We can find out.
  • Mandarious: Weiss, don't do this. I know the real Weiss wouldn't believe that I did this.
  • Weiss: THAT WEISS IS DEAD! Either give me what I need, or this means war!
  • Mandarious: THEN I'LL BEAT THE ANSWERS INTO YOU!! (Jumps onto his desk and takes a flagpole) RED ALERT, THERE'S AN INTRUDER!! TAKE HER DOWN!!! (Weiss takes out a laser whip and lashes out at the security robots as he punched her) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
  • Weiss: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SUCK MY C**T!!
  • Mandarious: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
  • Weiss: YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO HIT A GIRL!!
  • Mandarious: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO- (She punches him) DOOF!
  • Weiss: Doof yourself! (They fought in a similar manner to this)
Rick And Morty Season 3 Rick vs The President

Rick And Morty Season 3 Rick vs The President

  • The Duo broke into the kitchen!
  • Mandarious kicked Weiss off, only for her to backflip right back up!
  • Weiss: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, COWARD?!
  • Mandarious: Oh is that right now? (He used magic to target an orbital laser cannon that she sensed) How's THIS for a coward?! (Weiss sumersulted out of the way of the landing lazer, then ran in a circle causing the laser to slice part of the floor as they fall into a private study and recover coughing)
  • Weiss: I'm impressed!
  • Mandarious: Oh that's just the light show! Try this! (He magically summoned ninja robots to attack Weiss as she got out a lightsaber staff and held her ground as he got into a combat mech)
  • Weiss: (She sliced apart the ninja robots and saw the mech, magically duplicating herself around him) Come get some sugar! (They cartwheeled as he fired his pulse minigun until it ran out of ammo, and Weiss dropped the illusion) Nice try, mister president! (She magically got into a force field and ran off like a hamster ball as Mandarious deployed into an attack saucer from the mech and chased her with attack drones and she redirected the lasers back at the drones with her magic destroying them as Mandarious fired rockets that bounced Weiss across the area as she magically shifted it into a body-covering aura that blocked off the attacks) YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!! (She magically summoned these and robot soldiers)... And neither do I! (Mandarious destroyed the robots and Weiss cast laser turrets that fired at his attack saucer as he teleported and the two got into personal combat again)
  • The Lougers and the HA, along with Chairmen Flabbs, Vrex, Buuull, Skor'nus and Beerbelli, were seen sitting down in randomly appeared theather seats and enjoying the show, while the Grand Council and Madam President stared in bewilderment.
  • Vrex: "..... You're, sure you don't want to intervine here?"
  • Icky: "At least not until it's about to get serious. Till then, this is like a freaking revamp of Mr. And Ms. Smith: AUU Edition."
  • Madam President: "..... Are, they, always like this?"
  • Warson: "They likely seen so many simular situations they grown de-sensitised. Try not to be bothered by that too much."
  • This combat continued for awhile until Weiss grabbed Mandarious in a grip!
  • Weiss: "All of this, could've been avoided, if you had just stayed and defeated the VA!?"
  • Mandarious: "Ack, given that you never had your heart really set with the USRA, what's to say Neohumans wouldn't be a thing if I had stayed?!"
  • Weiss: "What're you talking about?!"
  • Mandarious: "Ugh, ack, I read your journel the night before the HPA disbansion?!"
  • Weiss was surprised and let Mandarious go as he plopped to the ground.....
  • Mandarious: "(Breaths heavily), WOOO! Man, you have a grip like a vice, Weiss! Anyway....... I knew, that you were complicating on getting personal followers to leave the Humans of the USRA to join UIS, because..... Ya couldn't really cope with the USRA's, past mis-steps, so, you wanted to get with UIS. I always wanted you to be happy, plus, it's also a stragtigitc impourence to try and ease down UIS' behavior abit, so.... I needed an excuse to send you on your way...... Kafar, just so happened to have that excuse...... I just didn't know that doing so would end up helping the VA, just as much with you ended up taking their philosify too seriously. I mean, it was a step in the right direction you would get UIS motivated to fight the VA, but.... I never counted you ending up taking your time with it."
  • Weiss: "..... So.... The Evacuation, wasn't out of being a cowerd or an idiot?"
  • Mandarious: "Oh don't get me wrong, I am still not fond of what I did, all things considered....... But..... I saw that you weren't happy with being with the USRA, so..... I gave ya a chance to see greener pastures...."
  • Weiss: "..... Then why are you suddenly against me being with UIS now?"
  • Mandarious: "BECAUSE OF THAT "MAKING UIS MORE MAINSTREAM AND GETTING PEOPLE TO DITCH THE USRA" CRAP?! I knew you were gonna be dedicated to them, BUT NOT LIKE THIS?!"
  • Weiss: "....... Why...... Why didn't you told me?"
  • Mandarious: "..... Well, I'm litterally the same guy who ended up takng the head secret founder of the VA seriously, so, kinda obvious that I don't always plan accurdingly. I practicly won the election because I looked good alone! I otherwise had the charisma and hindsight of a feloot with a can stuck to it's head."
  • Weiss giggled at that abit, but got serious!
  • Weiss: "AHEM! Well...... Touching as that is, you STILL have to answer to UIS justice! You are still respondsable for an involintary hand in the near-murder of the Grandmind's cousin!"
  • Icky: "Okay, NOW we can intervine!"
  • Madam President: "Oh, finally! (To Weiss) Weiss, wait!"
  • Weiss: "(Turns to see the group) C'oldas? What're you doing here?"
  • Madam President: "The Misfits had, informed me that..... I made the rare, rash error in judgement once again. Mandarious was not the attacker, NOR intentionally or unintentionally allowed an Anti-UIS loonitic to find Humania.... Nor was it, ENTIRELY the fault of the Neos, at least, not beyond the scale of individuals."
  • Weiss: "What do you mean, C'oldas?"
  • Madam President: "Vrex?"
  • Vrex: "Boys?"
  • Two Vyran guards dragged in Commodore Ancel, who appeared beaten and humiliated....
  • Weiss was shocked......
  • Weiss: "...... Ancel? Wha? (Leaves Mandarious bewildered and before the cowering Ancel)...... You...... You attacked Kindmind?"
  • Ancel: "It, it was nothing really against her, Madame President! I, I only did it to keep that odeious USRA-loving buffoon at bay! To keep him from winning back your heart!"
  • Weiss: "I was already well under my way to reject his advances, I didn't need help, espeically not by your stupid actions?! I thought you were trained better then this?! Kindmind wasn't even a threat to pests?! In fact, she keeps a Vrat as a pet and pets it like a Feloot! She's sweet enough to give you cavities just from looking at a photo of her! You had any idea how distressed Grandmind is?!"
  • Ancel: "I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I LOVED YOU?!"
  • Weiss and everyone else, even the otherwise motionless Vyran guards, were left surprised.
  • Icky: "I KNEW IT WAS ANOTHER DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE SHIT?!"
  • Weiss: "...... You, risked our ability to be with UIS, to become their great enforcers, and many of my grand plans........ Because, you were attracted to me?"
  • Mandarious: "To be fair, you are more beautiful then ever, Weiss!"
  • Weiss: "Mandarious, please don't encourage him! (To Ancel) Ancel, you were suppose to keep a professional relationship with me! I am practicly like, your boss?! You had any idea how much of a SCANDEL it would be if I dated someone from the middle-class section?! EVEN MORE SO WITH YOUR NEWFOUND CONTROVERSY IN MIND ON WHAT YOU DID TO KINDMIND?!"
  • Ancel: "Weiss, please, I never meant to get us kicked out from UIS before we can be accepted?! How was I suppose to know that the Skep was a bad tempered bitch?!"
  • Madam President snarled intensely as Buuull was quick to hold her back as Flabbs tried to calm her down by rapidly complimenting her!
  • Weiss: "C'oldas over-reacting was one thing..... BUT DID YOU SEE GRANDMIND?! HE WAS DESISTATED?! HE, WAS BECOMING EMOTIONAL?!"
  • Ancel: "Look, the little Brain was already on the path to recovery, so there's no periment damage done?!"
  • Weiss: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU IDIOT?! BRAINICAAZKS CAN'T AFFORD TO BE EMOTIONAL?! THEY HAVE REPRESSED THEIR EMOTIONS FOR A REASON?! IT MAKES THEIR TELEPATHIC POWERS STRONGER BUT MORE UNSTABLE?! HE WOULD END UP GOING ON A DESTRUCTIVE RAMPAGE, JUST TO GET TO YOU?!"
  • Ancel: "...... Please tell me you're joking."
  • An exploudsion was heard!
  • Sirens were sounded as sounds of panic were heard!
  • ???: "EX-TERM-INATE?!"
  • Madam President gasped in fear.....
  • Madam President: "..... Oh no...... He escaped?!"
  • Xandy: "Who escaped?!"
  • Madam President: "Grandmind?! He asked us to lock him up in his office so he can't leave?!"
  • Zosimo: "PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S THE SAME OFFICE WITH THE LAVA LAMP WITH HIS PLANET'S NATIVE RAINBOW MAGMA?! ISN'T HE CAPABLE TO USE THAT THING TO WATCH THE UNIVERSES IN A PLACE HE CHOOSES!?"
  • Madam President: "....... Would you prefer it if I had said no?"
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Alex: "OHHH?! NICE ONE, COLDY?! NOW THERE'S A TELEPATHIC JELLYFISH MONSTER GOING DALEK ON EVERYONE TO HUNT DOWN (POINTS TO ANCEL) HIS STUPID ASS?! AND HE'LL WRECK THE HUMAN HOMEWORLD IN THE PROCESS?!"
  • Madam President: "Please understand that the Grandmind isn't usually like this?! He is suffering from grief and freed emotions his kind usually surpressed! He's not in control of himself!"
  • Missing Link: "Then let's go smack some sense back into him, (Cracks his knuckles) Louger sytile!"
  • Madam President: "No please! Don't hurt him?! He only wants to avenge Kindmind."
  • Clifton: "Oh don't worry, we'll have our guns be set to stun! A few good well placed blasts will knock him out!"
  • Madam President: "Not just that, but thank you! Attacking him will make him want to destroy any interfearor as well?! Challnaging a emotionally distressed Telepath will be the end of you, espeically with a Brainiacaazk!"
  • Icky: "We fought Telepaths before, how bad could he be? (The entire City was removed of it's foundation building by building as they are levitated around the planet like they were ships)...... HE CAN DO THAT?!"
  • Madam President: "Normally, only one building at a time, but in the troubled state he is in, in failing to surpress his emtions, he can undo an entire city in seconds?!"
  • Everyone looks at Ancel with mad stares that read "And this was because of you".....
  • Skipper: "...... WELL I GUESS WE HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR THAT, DIPSHIT?!"
  • Ancel: "No, no please?! I'm sorry?! I only wanted to be with Weiss!"
  • Cynder: "Well it doesn't look like your actions made you any closer to her, now did it? You are gonna help us get the Grandmind to calm down?!"
  • Ancel: "YOU'RE NOT GONNA SACRIVICE ME TO HIM, ARE YOU?!"
  • Warson: "Tempting, but you're lucky we're too civilised for such brutality. Instead, you're going to lead Grandmind into a place where we can be able to lead him away from civilisation and work with UIS forces to contain him in that state and find a way to quill his grief-tandrum."
  • Ancel: "YOU'RE USING ME AS BAIT?! THAT'S ALMOST THE SAME AS A SACRIVICE?!"
  • Weiss: Well you have to clean up your mess SOMEHOW, you f*****g c***-s****r!
  • Ancel: "(Was seen with tears), You actselly look beautiful when you're angry."
  • Weiss: "OH WHAT SAD MESS ARE YOU TO NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY ME, YET GRANDMIND SCARES YOU AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HIM YET?!"
  • Ancel: "Well, I seen what he's doing to the city! I'm afraid of what he's capable off?!"
  • Icky: "Well gods forbide he kills your ass in alou to Scanners?!"
  • Ancel: "Scanners?"
  • Icky: ".... (Brings out his Iphone and plays the clip.)"
"Scanners" Head Explosion

"Scanners" Head Explosion

  • Ancel: "(SCREAMS LIKE A WIMP?!) YOU THINK HE WOULD DO THAT TO ME?!"
  • Skipper: "That's what scary about telepaths, buster. Ya just don't know what they're gonna pull!"

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