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The humans discover through strange new hybrid human weaponry that there's been an entire group of humans that refused to join their evacuation and have become part of UIS as a new race called the Neohumans, who are now Teadr 1.5 and are UIS' access to human power. These humans disowned their entire race for being 'cowards' and now live on a planet called Far Marbon. Their leader, Madame President Weiss Whitefield, is the strongest, smartest, and also a highly supportive to UIS, as well as Lord Mandarious' ex-girlfriend highly evolved and now much prettier and enhanced, and can do what he does. Thus Mandarious, still in love with Weiss, wants to do something nice for her despite her and her new race hating the regular humans now, and gets help from a defecting Neohuman named David DaBrock, his human girlfriend Jaina Tilbrook, and secret Quygan immigrant friend Tecwyn. Little do they know that while this is going on, a Neohuman supersoldier and one of the 10 partners of the commander-in-chief of the Neohuman Military Command Commander Stillman, named Commodore Ancel, is also in love with Weiss and aims to turn Mandarious and the humans against UIS so he can't see Weiss again. However, this love triangle ends up turning volitile when the Commodore ended up framing the humans for the act of wounding a young Cousin of Grand Mind, which not only resulted in the intended effect of making UIS think that the Humans were making an attempt at the life of one of he Grand Mind's family members, but an enraged Madam President accused the Neo Humans being apart of it since they DID came to see them after all! Weiss, already not pleased with Mandarious, now goes into full-bitch mode and desides to prove her innosence by declaring war against the normal humans and destroying their civilisation back to Teadr 7, breaking Mandarious heart for good. How will our heroes fix this?

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The Neohumans of Isolated Orphyne Space

Meeting Madame President Weiss Whitefield

Cosmopolitan City

  • Xandy:... So, why do they call this Cosmopolitan City?
  • Mandarious: I think I may have a good idea. These beings are descended from us.
  • Kowalski: Well since they didn't leave, I guess the word, which means humans being together in a single community, is appropriate for, say, they must've assumed evacuating to another dimension is a cowardly act, and didn't want to leave, and instead became part of the UIS to hide from the Villains Act and evolve independently.
  • Lord Mandarious:... That's oddly specific.
  • Kowalski: Just a wild guess.
  • ???: But one that is 100% true. (A stunning beautiful Neohuman simular to Disney Hercules Hera appeared as everyone saluted her)
  • Female: Hello, Alanor. Long time no see.
  • Mandarious: (He was stunned silent at her beauty)... Uhhhhhhh, duuuuhhhh... Weiss? Is that really you?
  • Clifton: Wait, you know her?
  • Mandarious:... Long, touchy story. This is Weiss Whitefield. My... Ex-girlfriend. (This played)
BUM_BUM_BUMMMM!!!!

BUM BUM BUMMMM!!!!

  • Icky: "...... Awkword........"
  • Weiss: "..... I never figured you would come back since you desided to be a cowerd who took the VA's empty threat seriously."
  • Mandarious: "Uhhhh, about that. Turns out...... Kafar was actselly a head founder of the VA and.... Kinda, tricked me into doing it? So, if anything, that threat could've actselly had been empty either way...... (Nerviously laughs)....."
  • Weiss: "..... Ugh, if it's not cowerice the original humans suffered, it's stupidity!"
  • Gazelle: "So, wait.... If some humans had stayed behind and not took the VA seriously, then..... How come you never really took advantaged of the VA's confusion?"
  • Weiss: "Well in terms of actselly causing our extinction we knew to be a bluff. That didn't meant we wanted to charge after them and be stupid only to be captured. They WERE still sucessful in taking down the HPA, after all."
  • Xandy: "Well, yeah, but.... You guys could've been able to keep the morale of the USRA races from falling down and help keep worlds safe while discouraging the VA that their scare scam was a partical flop! So many lives could've been saved!"
  • Weiss: "Oh please, short of an Allience like the USRA, the USRA races are abunch of useless hasbeens. Naroudans are parasite-picking thumb twirlers who technically broke the law by being our first allies as a Teadr 7 race and introducing technology, Cunones couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag unlike the days where they fought the Vexxomites, Yuruns are filthy scavingers, Sabochans are imperialistic mutts, Ohrugans are rip-offs of us, Rabodans were once our enemies, Aufones are pasifistic wastes of space, Xuruns are emotionless blowhards, Uonans look like a collection of escaped circus freaks of our origin, Tiikens are just un-naterol with that three personality thing, and Yaterons..... Well, they just don't live up to the hype anymore. Espeically if that hype was based on poor decidtions and bloodshed. "
  • Zosimo: "..... Eeeeyup. She's been hanging out with UIS alright."
  • Mandarious: "Actselly, she always had those negative opinions about the USRA races.... Though, I'd, imagine being around UIS, just made her more vocal in public about it."
  • Icky: "Ya know, lady, if any of the USRA races or USRA fanboys heard that trash-talking, they would kick your ass. (Weiss pointed a lazer wrist-blade and laser cannon turrets around her summoned magically at Icky as he yelped)...."
  • Mandarious: Ohhh, snap. My bad guys. Ya see, I forgot to mention, we have the same magic powers.
  • Icky: G-G-G-G-G-Good to know!
  • Weiss: "They can certainly try.... (Turns off the wrist blade and the summoned turrets) And I can't help it if people can't stomach on how much the USRA were not what people idolised them for. They killed off kings and created a xenophobic guild,"
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Involentary, a lot of that was our own doing."
  • Weiss: "Imprison a misunderstood heroine because she couldn't trust technology,"
  • Zosimo: "Hey too be fair, Cranleen was kinda pushing it."
  • Weiss: "The wrongful turning of an innocent planet with life on it into a garbage dump-"
  • Miami: "Only because of a notorious idiot talking them into it, and THAT'S WHY THE UIS EXISTS FOR PETAN'S SAKE!! That's litterally the first ever thing any UIS race would use!"
  • Weiss: "AHEM?! And need I explain that many acts of imprisoning races into Exile Shields, banishment to their home systems to never advance, GENOCIDE in a worse case scenario?!..... It is honestly any wonder why my good C'oldas and the magnificent Grandmind don't want those idiots to see those isolated systems?"
  • Thunderclap: "..... Uhhhh, Mandarious, are you SURE you're, or were, into this chick? She's, kinda a bit- (Weiss pointed just the lazer wrist blade at a screaming Thunderclap as he kept his wings out of reach?!)"
  • Mandarious: "Guys, I'll handle this.... Weiss, calm down.... (Weiss deactivated the blade again)...... I, noticed that you have changed a lot. Whether for the better, or for the worse, it's kinda..... 50/50. I mean, physically you're wonderful, but..... The personality department.... Well.... It leaves, a LOT, to be desired. I mean, you already didn't exactly had your heart set on the USRA to begin with, but, I'm worried that UIS may've..... Further encouraged this negativity you have."
  • Weiss: "..... Are you trying to imply, that a group that is trying to protect systems of the USRA's rampant stupidity, to be a bad influence?!"
  • Mandarious: "Duh, well, I meant, in terms of point-of-views! I mean, by all means giving isolated systems independence is not a, completely bad thing!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) If though misguided and has unintentionally backfired in some areas. (Weiss points the lazer wrist blade at Shen)..... (Openly) May I kindly make a request?..... WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT!?"
  • Icky: Not so great when you're on the buisness end of a deadly blade, huh Shen?
  • Lord Shen: Not a good time to be cute, Prehistoric one! But in all seriousness madam, can you please take it easy with that thing?
  • Weiss: "Well maybe try learning SOME RESPECT?!"
  • ???: "My dear Weiss, try to pardon them ever so much. (Grandmind and Madam President with Vrex and Buuull arrived). (Grand Mind was speaking) It's just part of the misfits'..... Unigte and charmingly unpredictable nature."
  • Weiss: "(Turns off the wrist blade).... Only because you insisted, great Grandmind."
  • Madam President: "My good friend Weiss, how have you been?"
  • Weiss: "Fine, until my ex showed up. (Both she and Madam President laughed!)"
  • Icky: "We kinda thought you guys would be a bit more.... Miffed, about another isolated system being found."
  • Madam President: "Well, this time it was an expected inevitability. After all, the Neos were once normal humans after all. We're only surprised they didn't discover them sooner the moment they returned. But goes to show how superior our isolations were."
  • Weiss: "(Quietly and coldly) And how incompetent a certain someone is. (Gives a cold stare to Mandarious)."
  • Grandmind: "We came here to join a commemoration of the Neos' devotion to UIS and independence. And, we are planning to finally accept the Neos into UIS membership as our top independence enforcers. Especially in light of.... Unfortunate instances of systems getting known."
  • Weiss: "Oh Grandmind, you're too kind."
  • Duke: "Oh I see...... You're going to become their guard dogs, is that it? (Points the Lazer Wrist at Duke, but Gazelle knocked it off with the Uniter blade)...."
  • Gazelle: "..... You were asked to stop doing that......"
  • Weiss: "..... So..... You must be the space messiah Madam President referenced when we had our chats. You really are quick to disrespect your superiors."
  • Xandy: "But in all seriousness, Miss Weiss..... You're going to serve UIS? Why? You were once a part of something you should've been proud off! Why serve UIS? All they do is isolate systems without the context of whether or not it's a necessarily good thing!"
  • Weiss: "Tch, like the early part of our conversation wasn't indecative enough, let alone the glory of our Neohuman socity without Mandarious' humans slowing us down? Last-gen humans chose to be cowards at the face of an empty threat! We had hoped by teaming up with UIS, a VASTLY-superior-in-every-way alliance, we could've been the force that takes down the VA for good, redeem the human name, and make UIS the new rulers of the UUniverses...... Then you misfits showed and prematurely killed our infestation problem before we were ready. We needed at least one more year before UIS could've struck down the VA but good!"
  • Clifton: "What exactly makes you so confident you could've been able to handle the VA while in that winning streak they were on? They were basically an illegit empire with a powerful head huncho in Qui. What hope did you guys have in standing up to that?"
  • Weiss: "Political intrigue, espionage, sabotage, anonymously exposure,  and if need be..... Brutal confrontional force. Those were our best weapons against the VA had they been allowed to live past that fateful year."
  • Clifton: "..... Actselly, those sound like good stragities."
  • Weiss: "They could've been..... But, at least we can focus on the next best thing: Being what UIS needs to finally get the UUniverses to show real respect to them."
  • Iago: "Ya mean, make UIS as mainstream as the USRA was?"
  • Weiss: "Well yes. When the UUniverses see how better and advanced the Neohumans are, all of the systems will be MORE interested in the next generation, and forget about the old ones."
  • Skipper: "Pffft! Lady, do you seriously believe the UUniversal communities would be that crass and shallow?"
  • Weiss: "Hmmm, gee, why don't we ask things like.... The Weavoids? The Vexxomites? The Qyzmeths? The Phends? Pretty much any race that has acted uncouth or even lacks a minute detail of vain beauty? And need I bring in the Sea Squirl fiasco?"
  • Xandy: "OH, CAN YOU NOT, LADY?!?"
  • Weiss: "What they all have in common is this: Yes! The UUniverses ARE that crass, and shallow, if not also vain! It would matter little to those not insane devoted worshippers on how many preferable deeds the last-gen humans did! We Neos, can do those same things, but better, smarter, and without someone having to be harmed beyond an individualistic scale! Our tech is better, our biology is better, our determination and intelligence is better! And also...... Our alien alliance is better! We will soon see a united universes more encouraged to be MORE independent then ever before!"
  • Zosimo: "But, without the USRA, the last time it went out of sytile, everything broke into a war?! Ya know, The Interuniversal War!? IT KILLED TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE FOR GRAFATUS' SAKE!!!"
  • Weiss: "Oh, don't worry! We'll fix that mess soon enough! We'll re-educate those that depended too much on a passé faction for too long to go back to rely on themselves. Sure, it may take time and some may be more, troubled, then others, but, with persistence and FIRM diplomacy, I think we can pull it off."
  • Mandarious: "..... Uh, Lougers, HA, a word in private?"

Capital Building

  • Mandarious: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!! WEISS YOU STUPID STUBBORN C**T!!! (As Weiss overheard the noise listened in amusement and a smile via an invisable drone) ****** **** ******************* ******** ************ ***** ************* ********** ******************************************!!!

Weiss' office.

  • Weiss: (Was seeing this via the same invisable UIS drone with Madam President, Vrex and Buuull, as Vrex and Buuull couldn't help but to laugh)..... At least there's one thing I still love about him. He's a laugh fest!

Back to the heroes.

  • Mandarious: HOW COULD SHE LET HERSELF BE ALIGNED WITH THESE GUYS?! THEY'RE A BAD INFLUENCE ON HER!!!!
  • Lord Shen: "Calm down Mandarious. You know that UIS are not really as bad as USRA loving fanactics say they are."
  • Mandarious: "(Sighs), I know, but, I'm not exactly fond of the idea of the Neohumans being UIS' way to get people to embrace their misguided ideal!"
  • Sandy: "Well a lot of that was because she felt that you were being a yellow-belly at an obvious bluff! Espeically with Kafar in mind! Did you think he would let his own race ACTSELLY be destroyed like that!? And even then, the VA were STILL relitively new! By all grounds, you still had the potaintional to really stop them before they got too far!"
  • Mandarious: "I know, I know, but..... I'm worried that Weiss and UIS may be way over their heads here. What if this implanting of universeally accepted independence backfires? You saw what happens in those various isolated systems! I know UIS does learn from their mistakes, but, what if any reminantes of those Aggressor Empire guys see that as an oppertunity to get their group back togather, or those Gamma Isolated System Pirates seeing this as a chance to get their leader back and restore that bot curse? Or worse, what if the Dark Radicals use this as an oppertunity to have an easier time to get a new VA-sytile reign in place? I mean, can we seriously be sure UIS can be able to balence their problems and ours as well in this balencing act of ineditable dishastor?!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Well even so, there's very little we can do short of challnaging UIS and risk having them go to war with the Humans and the other USRA races for it."
  • Mandarious: "Well, I have the next best thing..... I need to make it up with Weiss and mend that broken heart."
  • Boss Wolf: "She looked mighty serious about being with UIS."
  • Mandarious: "Look, can you just hear me out before you write me off as desperate?"
  • Gazelle: "...... Okay. What exactly do you think winning back her heart would mean?"
  • Mandarious: Well first, you need to know our history.
  • Duke: I was just going to ask about that. Cue wavy flashback effect...

Flashback

  • (Mandarious): When we were young, we met and it was love at first sight in a non-traditional way.
  • Young Mandarious/Young Weiss: (The two bumped into each other in school and dropped all their stuff) Oh, sorry, my fault! No, you don't have to take the blame.
  • Young Weiss: I- (Giggles) I just have bad social skills.
  • Young Mandarious: Are you kidding? Weiss Whitefield, the daughter of another family that use Recex magic? I... I'm still learning how to do it myself.
  • Young Weiss: You... You have that power AND have trouble with it?
  • Young Mandarious: You have problems with it?
  • Young Mandarious/Young Weiss: Wow, you are such a noob, noob! (The two stopped and blushed)
  • Young Weiss:... So, you're the son of Senator Mandarious?
  • Young Mandarious: Yeah. I, was born with these strange magical powers and had to train on Recex to use them.
  • Young Weiss: Get out! You have that problem too?
  • Young Mandarious: Arbasus Almighty, how much more do we have in common?!
  • Young Weiss: A wish to make a difference?
  • Young Mandarious: A need to be better than our family?
  • Young Weiss: Be legendary?
  • Young Mandarious: Be a hero?
  • Young Mandarious/Young Weiss: GET A GIRL/BOYFRIEND?... (Weiss kissed him as he froze)

Present

  • Mandarious: Weiss is a DAMN good kisser. Each time we kissed, I got an orgasm.
  • Icky: Ew!
  • Mandarious: We were both compatible in so many ways. We did everything together.

Flashback

  • (Mandarious): She had a habit of saying weird words, especially when we got older. We tutored each other in our powers.
  • Young Weiss: (The two trained in magic in whimsical and romantic ways)... You know what I love the most about you, Alanor? You're the only one I know who sees the world better than others, just like me.
  • Young Mandarious: And you know what I love about you? You've got smarts, spirit, courage, and yes, damn good looks.
  • Young Weiss: (Giggles extensively)
  • Young Mandarious: You're also a cute tease, a good kisser, very adorable and comfortable company, and you'd make a good wife.
  • Young Weiss: (Giggles harder then snorts)... Sorry.
  • Young Mandarious:... And you're innocently adorable!
  • Young Weiss: Well you'd make a good president. I know who I'm gonna elect for in the future!
  • Young Mandarious: And I know who I'm gonna have as my vice-president and successor.
  • (Mandarious): We were meant for each other. We knew that we could change the human race together.... Then came the Villains Act.

Mandarious and Weiss' Final Fight

Apex City, Capital Palace

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