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Commodore Vrex has been reported missing on a rotine patrol in the isolated systems of Hegudus. Madam President suspects that something is wrong. In having suspitions, she requests Louger and HA aide to recover Vrex and uncover the reason for his disappearence. The Lougers and the HA arrived to see why: Gorsert Prime is illegally inhabited. In the planet houses an illegit USRA colony that managed to sneak past the isolation defences and now lives in secret, forced to be isolated from the border community with no way to return home or risk typical UIS punishment, all founded by a UIS-despising Ohrugan fugitive named El Groy with help from his public spokespeople, top governors and agents, and best friends, the magically enhanced Dinotauran West Governor named Governor Dion, the technopathic Ohrugan North Governor named Governor TeChnon, the Xuron South Governor named Governor Flameflake, and a magically enhanced militaristic Rabodan East Governor named Governor Armgeddon. That pretty much meant abandoning easily detectable tecknowagey and resort to becoming a retro futuristic wild-west because retro-tec is not as easily traciable as AUU standerd tec is, but El Groy ended up using a magic crown to maintain peace until it's finite power caused him to be addicted to magic and becoming evil attempting to gain infinite magic through destroying magic users. Though publicly, the illegit colony lives under the rule of a young spoiled self-rightious son of one of the Xorabeaks' dukes, Prince Priss Y. Pantsworth, who always dreamed of establishing a colony of his own, but his strict family forbidden him because they knew that he would only do so to make everyone do as he said like the spoiled priss that he is, and given the state of the planet, it's a pretty spot-on assumption, instead he defied them and was corrupted by the ways of El Groy. Thus Priss has taken contol of all of the Oases and began to monopolize on the all too precious water and placed extortion prices on it to suck people dry of their wealth. However, Priss plots to make Gorsert Prime worth even MORE by capturing a legendary being known as The Nomadic Gorserian, one of the last native Gorserans and pure magic users on Gorsert left behind to take care of the planet while his people retreated to another dimention of pure magic during a historic disaster caused by El Groy that left the planet barren and inhospitable. The Nomad has the power to bring inanimate objects to life and grow expansive forest patches on still viable soils with this magic, something that Priss and secretly El Groy wants to use for their self-gains, and the fact that the people have became so backwords to the point that they regressed back into fearing magic because of the belief that El Groy is dead because of being corrupted by magic, that made it easier to go after Priss without public outcry, and the Nomad was labeled as dangerous because of this fear by El Groy and Priss so that nobody could see his truly good nature and thus make his capture easier. So Priss sends his private soldiers, the Dune Troupers, lead by the rough female defect Phend Rogh, and consisting of a hyperactive southern-accented survivalist know-it-all sea-squirrel Skouty, and Rogh's Yatoran bounty hunter rival Alfanzso El Supremo who doubts Rogh's abilities and thinks that he automatically makes a better leader to capture the Nomad. The Nomad has yet to be captured thankfully, as Skouty, the only one to see his true nature personally, believes that he is but a misunderstood mute being just trying to fix the planet in peace while avoiding strange outsiders including a cybernetic Ohrugan bounty hunter Mister Steel, a Yurun circus slavedriver Ringmaster Slavish, and a magic-obsessed Uonan groundskeeper DiMageo. When the Lodgers learn about all this from Skouty and become suspicious that something bigger is going on besides a simple AUU Nomad of Nowhere storyline, as Priss seems too minor of a threat to have been directly involved with Vrex's disappearance. As clues begin to turn up and secrets are being revealed as the Lodgers and Dune Troupers track the Nomad's travels, inviting new friends including a jerboa-like child named Bilty and his two fox-like and flightless bat-like friends Eugo and Dolbya, the heroes must find El Groy as he captured Vrex because he was attempting to expose the colony he worked so hard to build, and will not rest until he becomes all-powerful and thus impossible to defeat. But as their adventure goes on, the heroes and their native comrades begin to feel sorry for the civilization and feel there's another way for them to live, and eventually believe it shouldn't be shut down, just rid of Priss and El Groy. But knowing how absolute the UIS is with their choices, it's not going to be a fair adventure.

Scenes

Vrex's Mission on Gorsert.

A Large fancy govermental office building was seen in a city surrounded by desert.

  • A Dinotauran, A Tecnonised Ohrugan, A female Xuron in garb simular to victorian attire, and a general-looking Rabodan were seen on a table having a meeting.
  • Ohrugan: "So I said to him: "You want to be able to afford Prissy's water prices, then you accept being a test subject for my possabily unstable machinery and like it!"..... Now he's forever disfigared as a transmutative cyborg. (The four started to laugh in joy of that like a gang of cartoon villains!)."
  • Dinotauran: "(Laughs), TeChhon, you ALWAYS tell the best stories! Serves him right to be such a pussy ethicist about how you bring science into this dustball!"
  • TeChhon: "Thank you, but it was nothing compaired on how Flameflake-"
  • The Xuron: "GOVENESS FLAMEFLAKE, You tecnophilic perv!"
  • TeChhon: "Right right right, Goveness Flameflake. Anyway, it was nothing to how she flogged that UIS sympathiser and stitched his lips up so he can never speak agan..... Nor potaintionally eat normally. (Laughs sadisticly), I hear he has to eat through a tube now! (The four laughed again!)."
  • Flameflake: "When I want to make an exsample of someone, I spare no worse possable fate for a defier."
  • Rabodan: "That is NOTHING compaired to what I did to this poor deseperate peasent that was stealing water to help his dehydrated family! I strapped that sucker's balls into the power generator, AND HE LIGHTED UP LIKE A KRAANSMAS TREE?!..... He family actselly CRIED TO THAT?! (A delayed silence...... Then the four broke into even louder laugher!)"
  • Flameflake: "Oh, Armgeddon, you are always so overkill. I LIKE that in a man!"
  • Rabodan: "Please, please, call me Armsby. And it when comes to war, it's either go big or go home!"
  • Dinotauran: "But that's still nothing compaired to me! I allow that prissy Xorabeak, to basicly run his business as he see fit, even if it's BEYOND people's price range, so we can maintain all the water, to ourselves, and only give it to those peons when they practice ABSOLUTE loyalty to us?!"
  • TeChhon: ".... You cut off people's naterol reshorce and basicly ONLY means of surviveal, to force loyalty? What a dispicable, underhanded tactic......."
  • TeChhon/Flameflake/Armsby: "YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS, DION?!"
  • Dion: "Thank you, thank you, it's why Ol' Groy made me his second hand man.  Now, gentlemen, and lady, I propose a toast. (They weild wine glasses) TO THE USRA?!"
  • TeChhon/Flameflake/Armsby: "TO THE USRA?!"
  • They were about to drink, but then a wall blew up and surprised the four, as a very pissed off Comoddore Vrex came forth, arm gun ready.....
  • Vrex: "..... (Angerly) To UIS!"
  • The Four comedically turned into phathic cowerds and quickly got off the table, as TeChhon, Flameflake, and Armsby all hide cowerdly behind the equilly cowerdly Dion!
  • Dion: "V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-VREX T. REX?! UIS' MOST POWERFUL ENFORCER?!....... (Tries to play it cool, but kinda fails) What do we owe the pleasent surprise?"
  • Vrex: "Don't try to lie to me?! I heard everything you dispicable piles of fanasor droppings had said?! UNETHICAL EXSPEARIMENTATION, UNEITHICAL PUNISHMENTS OF THE CRUEL AND UNUSUAL VERITY, AND EXTREMELY UNEITHICAL EXICUTIONS?! Nevermind the permitting of rampent extortsion of a naterol reshorce, AND HOGGING IT TO ONLY SHARE IF PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO ADMIT LOYALTY?! And that's not even referencing what Groy has DID TO THE PLANET OVER ALL?! The planet was a beautiful world of forests! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!"
  • TeChhon: "(Nervious chuckle), Well, Groy, got into a disagreement with the natives, and uh..... Well be assured that what happened after word is largely by accsident, and-"
  • Vrex: "YOU USURPED THIS PLANET, FROM THE NATIVES?! (The Four phathicly whine fearfully like cowerds!)?!"
  • Dion: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-Not INTENTIONALLY, mind ya, it's just, when Groy was trying to, aggressively negosiate how powerful he is, they just, retreated to another dimention and, we were left with a dustball ever since?"
  • Vrex: "...... Madam President, nor even the Grandmind in his kindest mood, will NEVER, forgive this?! This illegal colony will come into an end when I capture and exicute Groy for these atrosities?! And you four will be sentenced to Alpha Station, for the rest of your miserable existences?!"
  • Dion: "What about Priss?! He's with us too?!"
  • Vrex: "That is for Priss Y. Pantsworth's father to decide."
  • Flameflake: "Are you SERIOUSLY going to throw millions of people here, or what fragments of that number there are, out of their homes for this?!"
  • Vrex: "..... That can't be helped. This planet belonged to the Gorsertions, and they were victimedised by YOUR illegal colony! You know well that the reason Skeps helped found UIS was because an unallied planet was ruined by USRA incompidence?! And Madam President is one herself! She, would NEVER, forgive this?! All illegit occupents have to leave, no ifs, ands or buts!"
  • TeChhon: "(Giggles immaturely), He said "Butts"."
  • Vrex: "NOW?!..... Where, is, Groy?"
  • ???: "Right behind you. (Suddenly Vrex was hit with a spell that turned his body but his head into stone)!"
  • Vrex: "UGH?! UGHHHHH?! WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS?!"
  • A Robed Figure came forth with a staff and wearing a narly looking crown.....
  • Robed Figure: "...... I leave you four alone for 5 minutes and I found you idiots COWERING BEFORE THIS UIS PAWN?!"
  • Dion: "Fair's fair, sir, even for someone of my size, a Vyran can really mess a guy up?!"
  • TeChhon: "He also had a big scary gun!"
  • Armsby: "AND I KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO THE YATERONS IN THAT WAR THEY HAD, I WANT NO PART IN THAT?!"
  • Flameflake: "Well, I'm pretty much the size of an insect to him, so-"
  • Robed Figure: "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT?! Be grateful I was around for you idiots THIS time. I can't always promise interventions like THIS all the time. In the meantime, this beast will fit finely with my collection. I think I'll put him next to the Phend couple. They can use a new room-mate."
  • Vrex: "..... This, isn't, over. UIS will acknowledge my absince and WILL send for a rescue?! Your colony on Gorsert Prime is doomed either way?!"
  • Robed Figure: "(Chuckles wickedly), Good..... I could use some more, collector's items. (Hood reveils devilish red eyes that glow as the screen fades to back, with the eyes still present)....."

Meet the Dune Troupers

Gorsert Prime, Open Desert

  • Phend: (The open alien desert of a fauna similar to the Nomad of Nowhere world was seen as carriages pulled by AUUian horses were seen and a Phend glares angrily at one who did so to her first)... (Rummaging was heard)... Ugh! SKOUTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!
  • Skouty: (Came out as a freckled young Hydrocabiais with a large sack) Inventory, course! We'll need everythin' we can to catch us a bounty, Miss Rogh. (Takes them out quickly and periodically) Knife, jerky, crossbow, ammo, quiver, knife, Priss's Aquifinique, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, knife, okay why do we even need so many durn knives?
  • Rogh:... Primarly for self-defence, to put it less, bluntly. What did you think they were for?
  • Skouty: I dunno, cuttin' food?
  • Rogh:... Point taken, but these are NOT kitchen knives. They are meant for self-defence.
  • Skouty:... Even THIS one? (Takes out a cartoonishly crazy-looking knife)
  • Rogh: (Grabs the knife away from Skouty in reckindising that knife)... ESPECIALLY that one. And it was NOT a knife meant to be handled by first-timers. Just, trust me on that.
  • Skouty: Ah swear, who comes up with the designs for these thangs?
  • Rogh: (Puts the Knife back into Skouty's bag) But here's a better question: Why do we need so many books? (Points out the books aside Skouty)
  • Skouty: Uh... For survivin' the wilderness, of course?
  • Rogh:.... Perhaps they're fine for you, but I'm not a rookie, Skouty. I already know everything those books have to say. How uncourious you would assume that I would have need of them.
  • Skouty: Oh, of course. (Chuckles) I'm such a dunderhead. (Shamefully) Such a dunderhead.
  • Rogh:.... Look, I had said those books are good for YOU, at least. Don't feel TOO embarrised. Now focus. (They kept riding off)

Vine Forest

  • Skouty: Ugh, mah boots are killin' me! I put two pairs'a socks on to stop blisters, but it feels like boots are prisons to mah feet.
  • Rogh: You'll get used to it, Skouty. Alright, Dune Troupers. Let's go over the plan one more time.
  • Dune Trouper #1: Yeah yeah, boss, we've been through this a zillion times. We're Prince Peiss' finest warriors and we're after the Nomad of Gorsert.
  • Dune Trouper #2: It's Prince Priss.
  • Dune Trouper #1: I feel that's a disrespectful title-
  • Dune Trooper 3: "But not inaccreate!"
  • Dune Trooper 1: -So Peiss seems like a better alternative. Seriously, why do people have laughable names like 'Shiite' or 'Coc K. Sucker'? Who names their kids like that?
  • Dune Trouper #3: You're just insecure because your name is Hugh Jasse. (Everyone except Hugh had comically held expressions)
  • Hugh: AND WHO WOULDN'T?! And this is coming from a guy named Mike Rotch.
  • Mike:... Wait... HOW THE FLYING C*** DIDN'T I NOTICE THAT?! (Everyone laughed)
  • Rogh: SILENCE!!! (The Dune Troopers stopped laughing)...... I'm aware that going after the Nomad, hasn't offered satisfying results for many a sun and moon cycle, but the impourent thing is to persist until the Nomad makes a mistake. Eventually, it will get tired out, and be captured.
  • Dune Trooper 4: Well it's been skilled enough to avoid capture this long.
  • Rogh: Well, everyone's luck always runs out.
  • Skouty: This may be the dunderhead talkin', but if he was really this dangerous, would he really be hidin' for this long? I mean, has he ever hurt anyone?
  • Rogh: ".... Well, true. There was never a reported casalty done by the Nomad. But all the same, it would do well to keep it that way. Also, the Nomad pocesses magic that is above even El Groy. That in of itself, is a flight risk that, if the Nomad falls into dangerious hands, it could be the end on life on Gorsert."
  • Skouty: "I'm just saying that, ya would think he would've done something even minorly bad by now."
  • Rogh: True, but it's better to be safe than to be sorry.
  • ???: And I for one won't let that happen. (A Yatoran similar to Red Manuel appeared)
  • Rogh: Ugh, Alfonszo El Supremo.
  • Alfonszo: Thanks for the introduction, Rogh. And hello, vrat. Your feet feeling better from those blisters?
  • Skouty: (Massaging her red blistered feet) Ugh, why're you such a meanie, Alf?
  • Alfonszo: What you call, "Being a Meanie", I call, just giving you a taste of the kind of life you're gonna grow up in. (As she put her boots back on) It's bad enough a sea vrat is living in a dried-up wasteland of capitalized water, which is (chuckles abit) Litterally the worse place for one to be in, but you're whining about your footwear. At least be grateful Rogh is not enough of a Phend to make you go barefoot! Believe me, chicka, it would've been MUCH worse going barefoot for you! And speaking of you, Rogh, the vrat has a good point. The Nomad has been able to elude your wrath every single time.
  • Rogh: "She was talking about the Nomad being an actual threat, not about-"
  • Alfonszo: Coaxto CO-AX-TO! Even if it turns out that the Nomad is, a victim of being over-hyped and that it's actually the most cowardly thing of all the deserts of Gorsert, it still doesn't shine you in a good light that you couldn't capture a scaredy-feloot. Just admit he's too good for you, because once you come back empty-handed, again, I'll take your place as Priss' rightful advocaté.
  • Rogh: And what makes you think you're a better candidate besides your race? You're obviously a sham of what a Yateron SHOULD be. Even Kraan would be embarrassed to be of the same race as you are.
  • Alfonszo: Well I got charm, I don't need advanced tech to do great things, and I've got 10 years more experience than you.
  • Rogh: As well as vanity and ego.
  • Alfonszo: Tch, so I like to toot my own horn, but, give me this.... At least I'm from a race that I can be proud of. Which is EXTREMELY far from what you can say about Phends in general. (Rogh growled angerly).
  • Skouty: (Got inbetween to defuse the tension) Time out, you two! Remember we're on the same side. Rogh is in charge because she's got your skill but no ego.
  • Alfonszo: How adorable. The spittoon girl with blistered feet is also a sycophanté.
  • Skouty: AH AM NOT A SYCOPHANT!!!! Rogh's looked after me mah whole life! I know her better than you ever will. Plus I have been the best powerhouse, offerin' to lift the heaviest gadgetry no matter how back-breakin' it seems. (Alfonszo just tipped her down with her giant backpack)
  • Alfonszo: And how's that treating you with your burning feet? (The Troupers laughed, as Rogh growled angerly at that...)
  • Rogh: (She quickly got an idea to get even).... Well, Alfonszo. Looks like you're volunteering to take her place. (Throws the backpack on him)
  • Alfonszo: "HEY HEY HEY HEY (The back falls on him, the troopers laughing at his misfortune harder!)"
  • Skouty: (The two smiled at each other).... Thanks Rogh.
  • Alfonszo: (Pushes the bag off of himself)..... Wow. Both fosters kissing each other asses. Who would've guessed?
  • Rogh: (Piled him beneath heavier equipment, smacking him down again)... Next one's going up YOURS.
  • Alfonszo: "Okay okay, I get it! I think that's enough teasing the Snake-Raptor for the day. (Struggles trying to carry both equipment and Skouty's bag)...."
  • Skouty: "..... Why does Priss make us carry him around?"
  • Rogh: "Because this is an' USRA colony. As such, non-USRA folk look up to them."
  • Skouty: "Well, yeah, but, it's obvious no individual matches an ideal standard. Alfonszo is a big far-cry to even a Yateron like Kraan, nevermind average Yaterons. Heck, Groy's three other governors outside of Dion are no better too. TeCnon is a technophilic pervert, Flameflake is very bad-tempered for a being supposedly without emotions, and Armgeddon, even for Rabodan standards, feels like a parody of his race on how he's obsessed with war! The fact that guy is named after another word for the end of the world, does not help! And we'd be here all day if I talk about what's wrong with Dion and Prissy."
  • Rogh: "Well we're not here to criticize Groy's faith in those idiots, even if the concerns are legit. We're here to capture the Nomad."
  • Skouty: "I get ya. It's just, it feels weird that everyone has this anti-UIS sentiment when it doesn't feel like the USRA races are any better. (Rogh gets abit more stern, but a fair stern)....."
  • Rogh: "Make no mistake Skouty. Because this colony isn't exactly, legal in THEIR terms, if UIS were to get wise to us, they would not allow us to live here at all.... And none of us will have anywhere to go back to.... I know I won't, given the state of my people in my home system. Say what you will about Groy's choice in governors and how he doesn't reign in Priss's mismanagement, but at least they want us to have a home here. UIS, would not be so considerate. Always remember that, even at the face of the governors' less than desirable, incompetent or seemingly unfair acts."
  • Skouty: "Even with Prissy extorting water privileges?"
  • Rogh: "Again, even at the face of the most less ideal of things. Cause we have to remember that life on Gorsert is harsh and unforgiving. And we cannot afford charity here. Nor can we afford to leave the planet. Without Gorsert, or even the promise of a better place, where are we to go really?"
  • Skouty: ".... Our, planets of origin? I mean, I know with you, being a Phend, that ain't easy, but with others-"
  • Rogh: "It's not that simple, Skouty. The planets of origin would have nothing for them, even at their most charitable. And due to the legal issue of being in Isolated Space, it's not like we can make contact to them to give supplies and run the risk of getting UIS' attention. They are too absolute about no one being allowed to see the isolated systems."
  • Skouty: "Even a big dustball like this? Isn't that being dramatic?"
  • Rogh: "..... Do you see the vines before you, Skouty? It is a remnant of what Gorsert truly was a long time ago. Groy said that this planet was once beautiful..... But he made the mistake of experimenting with too powerful magic he hoped would help him defend against an event of UIS' inevitable discovery, and Gorsert paid for that mistake. Now, these such places are the last bastions on where Gorsert Prime's former glory sat."
  • Skouty: "Well why are we staying in the deserts and not in these things?"
  • Rogh: ".... These forests can only offer so much to us, Skouty. They cannot sustain the demands of every individual. Also.... They are associated with the Nomad, and Groy fears that he could be a spirit of the planet's anger against us. A spirit of nature that is responsible for these forests' survival."
  • Skouty: "Well, maybe he just wants to keep a healthy garden and is only a territorial being."
  • Rogh: Maybe... But Groy has always provided us an adequate home. If he goes down, so do we. It's not fair, but it's true. Now let's move out. (They entered)
  • Skouty: Holy merf! (Sees a beautiful flower) I don't think I was too far off. This plant shouldn't even exist on Gorsert no more.
  • Alfonzso: (Grabbed the book) You think some dumb book is going to help you? (Throws the book into a carnivorous plant, but Rogh was able to save the book and imtimidate the plant to back off, which it wimpered)
  • Skouty: That 'dumb book' would've told you that that plant is a poison achre flower.
  • Alfonszo: Idjit. I know a plant when I see it. It's adorable when you try to undermine my intelligence, but if that was a poison achre flower, don't you think I'd be experi- (His entire body swelled up and he spoke in comical distortion and Skouty smiled with a smirky grin)...
  • Skouty: You see why Rogh is the leader now? She'd know what that flower was and wouldn't be such a gloating dunderhead 'bout it. Let that be a lesson. (Leaves)
  • Alfonszo:... Ihhthiinkisshwerriinngoff- (His arm swelled up) Uhhh...
  • Rogh gave Skouty the book back.
  • Skouty: "Thanks for saving my book, Rogh."
  • Rogh: "Well, like I said. They may not offer much for me and the other troopers, but they're impourent to you, and I respect that.... Plus, it was most indeed a personal bonus for me to see Alfonszo learn a harsh lesson of nature."
  • Skouty: "Satisfying for me too. Hopefully, that joke to the Yateron Name will be more respectful to nature."
  • Rogh: "With Alfonszo? Try not to hold your breath. (The two chuckled)."
  • Unknown to them, the group were watched by a hidden figure.
  • Skouty: (She ended up so enamored with the nature she accidentally got separated and ended up slipping and falling into a pool of water)... (Gurgling) Water? WATER!! (Sucks up a drink but then realizes and puffed up her cheeks) I CAN'T SWIM!!! (She ends up spending her breath time trying to get out comically while bound to the bottom until something grabbed her before she could drown and she met a silhouetted robed figure similar to the Nomad of Nowhere)... Uh... Thanks, but who're you?
  • The robed figure said nothing, as he just blinked at her.
  • Skouty: "...... Not, much of a talker, are ya?"
  • ???: "Yeah, the poor guy's a mute."
  • Skouty was surprised as she looked down to see some sticks.......
  • Skouty: "..... I could've sworn I heard something-"
  • A Stick: "(Suddenly got eyes) (Like Mine Turtle) Hello!"
  • Skouty: "DAHH?! (Trips back into the water!)"
  • The figure faced palmed and looked sturnly at the living sticks....
  • Stick 1: "..... Was that too soon, boss?"
  • Stone 1: Oh, she's a Hydrocabiais. She'll be out any moment.

25 minutes later...

  • Stone 1: (Bubbles accumulated massively and distressed gurgles were heard)... Any minute... She's just... A little too drawn to the water?... (A final bubble came up and popped saying the word "Ded")... Ugh, she's a dunderhead. (The Nomad just sighed and clapped up stones to rescue her and revive her)
  • Skouty: (Coughs) WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!
  • Stone 1: Give us a break, you're a semi-aquatic rodent. How can you not know how to swim?
  • Skouty:... Did that rock just talk?
  • Stone 1: "And that confuses you, why?"
  • Skouty: "..... Wait a minute, sentient inanimate objects are usually assusiated with.... (Brings out a wanted poster with an exaggerated depiction of the Nomad, then looks at the robed figure, who actselly looks less like the depiciton)....... You're, the Nomad of Gorsert!"
  • Stick 2: "And your a hydrocab that can't swim. What else is new?"
  • Skouty: "...... To be honest, you look, actselly more nicer then your artist depiction. (The Nomad got curious and took the poster from her to see, then freaked out abit and dropped it in fear!)....."
  • The Sticks and Rocks looked at it themselves.....
  • Stone 3: "Yeesh lady, yer sure you guys aren't actselly looking for Lord E. Vil? Cause this looks NOTHING like our boss!"
  • Skouty: ".... How, is it possable for sticks and rocks to talk?"
  • Stone 1: "Well how is it possable for a hydrocab to not swim?"
  • Skouty: "Hey, that's because Gorsert doesn't offer too much in water to practice with!"
  • Stone 2: "And you can have Groy to thank for that."
  • Skouty: "It's purely an accsident."
  • Wise-looking Stick: "True, but it's one he should've avoided by not tampering with forces beyond his understanding."
  • Skouty: "..... No seriously, how are you guys sentient?"
  • Stone 5: "Well, we're not exactly alive, persay, we're just the inner magic of all things living and not living taking manisfestations and allowed to speak through avatar forms. In due to the boss' lack of speaking for himself, we often have to do the talking for him. Sad, really."
  • Skouty: "That is sad, but, how does he do it?"
  • Wise-Stick: "Hehehe, that you can see for yourself."
  • The Nomad was willing to deminstraight and looked at a large boulder in place, claps, then the Boulder suddenly got eyes and began to get up and walk.
  • Boulder: "OKAY, OKAY, I'M UP?!"
  • Skouty:... I must've hit mah head on the bottom of that pond harder than ah thought.
  • Stick 1: "Believe us, Miss. This is real as all heck."
  • Skouty: Well do you at least have a place to live? This place is givin' me the creeps. (The Nomad nodded yes and signaled her to follow)... Okay. But this best not be a trick.
  • Stone 2: Bitch, if he wanted you dead, he had two opportunities to do it right behind you.
  • Skouty:... Alright, fair point.
  • Skouty follow him as they arrived to a rustic old cabin.
  • Skouty: "..... Oh that thing is primitive as heck."
  • Stone 1: "It was his parents' summer home before he got seperated from them. How do ya feel about that?"
  • Skouty: "Sorry, sorry, it's just, I'm abit used to things that look..... Advanced?"
  • Wise-Stick: "Well our master is not privilaged enough to suck on the tit of modern socity. This is the closet he has to home."
  • Suddenly, the ground shifted as a dirt-digging dwelling AUU Mantis creature came out!
  • Skouty: "YIKES, A DIRT MANGRIS?!"
  • The Dirt Mangriss grabbed the Nomad, but Skouty was surprised when the creature, instead of what she expected, began to cuddle with him.....
  • Wise-Stick: "Our master's people are friends to all living things. Sometimes, creatures like what you aptly named "Dirt Mangris", are close compainions. But don't be tempted to pet her. She's still a wild animal otherwise. The only reason she embraces our master because his race are great care-takers of the planet."
  • Skouty: "Then, why aren't they making Gorsert any less of a dustball?"
  • Wise-Stick: "Groy's unenlighten desires for using their secrets, along with a dangerious secret he has, makes such things difficult. The Gorsertians can't risk such thngs without outsiders instintly targeting them for short-term gain."
  • Skouty: "..... Why would Groy do that to the Nomad's people?"
  • Stone 3: "Well, as an outsider yourself, you likely already know why. Your with a group of people that weren't meant to be here by law of a group named "UIS". And Groy desided to be the kind of wiseguy to ignor it. And if that's not bad enough, he adopted a dangerious force that would promise him power, but at the cost of whatever shred of relitive humanity he has left."
  • Wise-Stick: "And now, cause of it, this planet has suffered the effects of that dark force's actions, all living things, even the outsiders Groy claims to care for, are suffering, helped little that select allies of Groy are allowed to extort and abuse the people as they see fit, and Groy doesn't bring himself to cortail them. Our master has been trying to revive the magic with the vine forests found in fragments across the desert.... But blinded followers of Groy, make this difficult with their hounding of him."
  • Skouty: "Hey now, Rogh is only following orders."
  • Wise-Stick: "By all means, I do not suggest that the reptilian has no good in her. We saw for ourselves on how she defends you from the idiot with three-eyes. But we do fear that she does not understand Groy's true nature, else she wouldn't find herself serving Groy. Nor are we confident that her other master, "Prince Priss", is any better of an enfluence. The bird is cruely monopolizing the naterol gift of live-saving water and treat the oasises, the surviving strains of what Gorset used to be, with greed and self-servive. And we do not hear good things about any of Groy's four governor friends. Each worse in their own way then the last. So riddled with entilement, self-impourence, and failure to accept that the universe doesn't owe everything to them."
  • Skouty: "Yer, surprisingly preachy for a stick."
  • Wise-Stick: "I was once part of a branch of a Wistom Fruit Tree. When made alive like me and others before you, those trees can give very enlightening words."
  • Skouty: Ah always thought them trees were called that because their fruit was brain food.
  • Wise-Stick: Oh it is. Magic has a knack of being... Metaphorical. Magic here gives life metaphorically. The vines, for example, are symbolic of life coming back with a vengeance.
  • Skouty:... I suppose that makes sense.
  • Stone 3: Oh, there's more. (Rain came down uncontrollably)... Floods show that people like Priss do not monopolize the importance of nature, otherwise you piss off mother nature.
  • Boulder: Hey, she brought it on herself. She knew the risks when she created sentience. She was practically asking to be desecrated.
  • Stick 3: Yeah, he's got a good point. She's practically dead.
  • Stone 3: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE POINT OF THIS METAPHOR!!!!
  • Skouty: And the new wildlife? (She saw a hippo thing that sprayed water from blowhole nostrils)... Ooooh.
  • Stone 2: Bless you.
  • Stone 3: THAT would be mother nature's executioners to those who disrespect the importance of nature. Karma.
  • Skouty: It's beautiful.
  • Stone 4: "Thanks, cause the kind of folks that treat the planet like a place to make money off of or treat it like it was owed to them, might not have the same thought."
  • Skouty: "That sounds like ya'll have some real sour thoughts about Groy and friends."
  • Wiseass Stone: "To be fair kid, you likely already saw WHY!"
  • Wise Stick: "Ahem, what he means is..... Given that they are risking an illegal operation, even in the terms of an allience they don't agree with, acting as if that one that they do so is entitled to be known everywhere, even if in places where that is not nessersary nor a nessetity for it to be so, even if these "USRA" does have more, popuolar ideals in throey, their ultamate weakness that, they're just popular ideals in thoery. Not every individual of such races may hold the same gold starderd nor the same interest with those ideals."
  • Skouty: "(Deadpan) I know. I'm stuck with one of them."
  • Wise Stick: "Yes, but the three-eyed idiot is but a syntom to a larger issue. Groy is amongst the kind of individuals of these such idealised races that think they're owed the entire universes because their races are attached to decent accomplishments not even directed from them personally. He and likewise others think they are owed universeal acclaim just because some other indeviduals did great things or because the group had promising ideals behind them. But the ultamate flaw of the USRA is that the failure to be humble about it was caused it's downfall when that same entitlement tainted that name to some."
  • Skouty: "Well, that and some pricks were abusing the USRA name to make a quick buck."
  • Wise Stick: "To name a few. But the ultamate fact that the USRA CAN fail, ultamately means that it was not it's desteny to ever expand a reach beyond what it can reach into."
  • Skouty: "Well, I haven't exactly heard flattering things about UIS neither, so, don't try to turn this into-"
  • Wise Stick: "We are not. We're neutrolly indifferent to both alliences. But, UIS does have the wistom to acknowledge that they can't appease all planets. Hence why worlds of the "Isloated" systems are left to their devices, even with mostly unideal of situations, only interfearing when independence is threaten, one way or the other. The USRA's misguided nature in believing that all systems are better off under it's wings, runs the risk of long-term harm should it either fail again, or the risk of mismanagement and abuse, like what is occuring with Gorsert."
  • Skouty: "If it helps, the other USRA folks would not approve of what Groy and friends are doing."
  • Wise Stick: "We understand that. We know better representions can exist. But at the end of the day, Groy, is not one of them. And he long proven that, in many ways then one."
  • Stone 5: "Hell, that prick is why our master is seperated from his family."

Welcome to the Waterhouse

Waterhouse

  • Rogh:... Well, that didn't go as well as it was supposed to.
  • Alfanzso: Thanks to you, as usual.
  • Rogh: Don't make me shove a knife up your nostril!
  • Alfanzso: "Ay diños miño! I know Phends can get pretty violent, but even for race standerds, that seems abit much, yes?"
  • Skouty: Rogh, remember, we're all on the same side. Let's just get inside. (They went inside and saw people entering with balance-weighed tolls, and Skouty watched the poverty around her including a poor person trying to fill a bucket with leaking water)
  • Guard: (Dubbed as Aladdin Apple merchant) You'd better be able to pay for that. EVERYTHING has costs here. (The person hesitates and got beaten up as Skouty and Rogh watched)
  • Rogh:... Rules are rules. It can't be helped that the price of defience is, unpleasent. (They entered)
  • Skouty:... (To herself as she saw constant grafitti that kept saying ‘Water Thieves’, ‘Capitalists Should Drown In The Seas Of Hell’, ‘A Drought On This Tyranny, A Flood On The Needy’, ‘Kill The Gods Of Drought Behind These Walls’, or ‘No Respect To The Fragility Of Life’ which were being washed off by annoyed caretakers)… Not when they ain't fair. (They approached a door with the painted image of a blue regal Xorabeak)...... Bet'cha Priss will be happy to see us. (The same Xorabeak came out)
  • Xorabeak: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHO, ROGH! You're back. I've got a grooming parlor to vamoños to, so let us simply skip to the part where you failed to find the Nomad... Again... For like the 624th time.
  • Rogh: "Well, tecnecally sir, we came abit close on finally getting him, but he was able to put us to sleep and turned our own weapons against us, Prince Priss."
  • Prince Priss: "Ohhhh, some relitive progress for once.... A pity this still counts as failure number 624, but at least we're getting somewhere, people."
  • Skouty: "Uh, sir, I have some new infomation about the Nomad. He's actselly not as bad as it's been said. He actselly saved us when a remaing forest caught on fire. if anything, I think he's just a misunderstood mute soul who-"
  • Priss: A moral compass, you say? Well well. Rogh, you may've redeemed yourself yet.
  • Skouty: I'm the one who-
  • Priss: Spare me the technicalities and remember your place, spittoon girl. Anything done by the Dune Troupers must be given credit to the leader. She's the leader for a reason.
  • Alfanzso: Exactly. Best recognize next time. And, not to brag, but I must go for the record to say that I did the second greatest work. Thus I should like to say ALSO for the record that now that we know more about the Nomad, we can be more prepared than you think.
  • Priss:... Sounds like you're saying I'm not intuitive. Care to rephrase?
  • Alfanzso: Umumum, what I MEAN to say is, and follow me on this one, Princeo, why send just one group of bounty hunters after the Nomad... When we can send ALL of them all over the planet? With your vast resources and influences, you can cover more ground and catch him faster by offering a reward for his capture, rather than put all our huevños in one, UNWORTHY, basket.
  • Priss:... (Did this)
FUCKING_GENIUS

FUCKING GENIUS

  • Rogh: Sir, I believe Alfanzso is still dealing with a concussion from our failure.
  • Priss: What is that supposed to mean, Rogh? You're saying that you have little hope on Alfanzso because he thought of this and you did not?
  • Rogh: No, sir.
  • Priss: Then what DOES it mean, hmmmmmmmm?
  • Rogh:......
  • Priss:... Very well. Seems to me that you, Rogh, are losing your edge as my best confidante. So you are no longer the leader. (Rogh and Skouty were shocked) Lead them well, Alfanzso.
  • Alfanzso: Yes, sir. Better serve me well, Phend!
  • Rogh: Prince, I can track down the Nomad. You need to-
  • Priss: Rogh, you heard me. What I NEED is to be certain YOU can do your job perfectly. No weaknesses, no setbacks, and no doubts. (Brings out a laser sword) Do you know what I do when one of my own starts failing me right in the middle of something important? (Slices a stand) I LEAVE IT BEHIND AND GET A NEW ONE!... I must remind you that you were left to rot as an egg after your parents were killed by people who called your race 'terrorists' and 'murderers'. I'm all you've got. You exist because of me, and I expect that to be paid back like everything else. El Groy always saw me as a pitiful liability. He may have abhorred my father for his choice in naming me so cruelly, but he sees me in a less flattering light like alot of the naysayers in the UIS, just for offering some opinion that tecnecally alot of their, misdeeds, have more nuances to them then some would like to admit. You know how UIS Naysayers are when you try to pardon UIS's shenanigans. But, I will agree to one thing, that if UIS ever does realise our colony's existence, well, worse case scenario for me, my father will get involved, but for the rest of you: Well, the risk of planet homelessness and being space vagabonds speaks for itself. And that's if UIS desided to be NICE about our presence here! But soon, that will change. He NEEDS the Nomad. And guess who's going to give him to him? Me. And when I do, he will finally see me for who I really am after doing something none of his four governors have ever done. I'll be one of them at long last, and have all the powers that come with the title. I mean, sure, sure being baron of the several oasises' in this dustball of a planet's has decent quirks, but I'm basicly a business man here! I'm just someone who, desires abit more, status in life, even in a little dustbowl like this.
  • Dune Trouper: So wouldn't that make you the Governor of the Southwest? I mean, it doesn't have a nice ring to-
  • Priss: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING BACK?! (Stabs him with his sword as another tried to help him up) DON'T!... Let him bleed for abit to learn his lesson, THEN take him to the infirmay when it starts to look serious, okay? Am I making myself clear? Does anyone else want to critique my life goals? (They nodded no)... Good. And as for you, Rogh, the order is clear. Stop caring so much about anything, and act like a leader worthy of capturing the Nomad. Until then, Alfanzso is in charge of the Dune Troupers. If we have this conversation again in ANY way, you WILL be punished.
  • Rogh:... Yes, sir.
  • Priss: "Good..... Now, all of you, off you pop. I have a tight shedgule to tend to. (Leaves)."
  • Skouty:... So, does this mean you can't treat for us? (Rogh ignores her and leaves)... Eh, don't be so doubtful, Skee, she cares about you. She just has her orders.
  • Alfanzso: (Laughs) Skouty, I know you're the dunderhead of the Troupe, but come on, grow some cojoñes. Rogh NEVER cared about you.
  • Skouty: Of course she does. She took me in and raised me like the Ma I never had. She just does it in a tough way. I understand she has a reputation as a tough-as-nails person to maintain, I can't hold it against her for that.
  • Alfanzso: Wrongo. She only took you in because of your skills. She only 'cares' because she wants to keep your loyalty. Grow up. It's a harsh world out here. Only the strong and wealthy survives. A hydrocabiais, don't belong in the driest deserts of Gors P. Those webbed feet of yours, that flattened tail, those eyes with waterproof natural lenses, ears that are built for resistin' water pressure, they're built for aqua purifica. And here? You know the rules. A single drop of water costs alot. You don't belong here.
  • Trouper #2: Don't you think that's a little harsh, sir?
  • Alfanzso: Jetto, Priss was clear on his orders. They do not apply to just Rogh. Also, I am your head honcho now.
  • Skouty: Look, I don't care what you say, Rogh ain't that kinda Phend. And stop actin' so high and mighty, cause yer a great ol' farcry from the Yateron race, Alfanzso. Just because yer from a Teadr 1 race, don't mean the universe resolves around you and that you earn automatic rights to everythang. Egoheadedness like that is why UIS is so ornery about people like us trying to live in isolated space. One day, either you get humble about yerself and forget about your race as a whole, or that ego will betray you and make Priss reconsider favoring you to begin with. (Leaves sternfully).
  • Alfanzso:... (Chuckles) Guess there's some things you gotta learn for yourself.
  • Skouty sighed annoyed when she heard that as she continued leaving.

Rogh Turns On Skouty

Bird Canyon

  • Giant Eagle: (The Nomad woke up and stretched) Well, so far so good, no sign of any Gold-Nosers. (The Nomad got angry) I know, I know, ease up on the slurs. It's just that Governor Dion had tried to take me for his army as a mount. Semi-sentient animals are very valuable to him. And, thanks for getting his spear out of my wing, and taking care of my baby. (Nomad nods in welcome holding her egg)... Why are you even this valuable? (Nomad gestured unknowingly)... Hmm. Sad. But hey, we both did each other favors. Glad the rumors of you aren't true. (The Nomad stared confused)..... Oh. You uh, didn't know? Well, the rumors from this guy called "El Groy", are basicly saying that your a psycopathic dark magical monstorsity that would spread enturnal misery and pain, but I'm glad to know that this El Groy guy is just full of s*** and that it OBVIOUSLY means he has ultior motives for you. (The Nomad was surprised to learn of this and understood why he was being persued and now became depressed)...... Hey buck up, pally. Keep up the nice deeds and this Groy guy is BOUND to start losing his street-cred if he keeps spewing up s*** about you. (An axe was thrown as it caused the egg to roll onto a cliff-face) NOO!!
  • Rogh: Both of you, stay where you are! (Takes out another axe) I've heard what you've been up to. You think you can just walk around town to town without a care in the world, while we have to clean up your mess?
  • Eagle: Lady, you-
  • Rogh: Shut it! This doesn't concern you! (To the Nomad who was looking at the egg worried) If you really do care for people, then you'll come with me. People are getting hurt looking for you, and now that you got a governor's attention, it's about to get worse.
  • Eagle: MY EGG!!!
  • Rogh: I SAID SHUT IT!!! THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!!!
  • Eagle: Don't MAKE it about me. You're letting my chick die!
  • Rogh: Then you shouldn't have left it in his hands. He's a menace. And don't think I'll be scared by a Giant Dustic Bird. I've killed them before.
  • Eagle: Lady, what kind of careless household do you come from?
  • Rogh: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!!! Just hand over the Nomad and-... (He was gone as he was saving the falling egg) NO!! (She chases him)
  • Skouty pounced onto Rogh!
  • The Nomad was able to save the egg, as the Eagle picked both of the two up and flew away!
  • Eagle: "LADY, YOU HAVE ISSUES?! I SUGGEST YOU GO SEE A PSYCIATRIST ABOUT THEM?! (Flies away)....."
  • Rogh: "..... (Growls angerly as she slammed the ground?!)..... SKOUT?! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! (Shoves Skouty off) I JUST HAD HIM?!"
  • Skouty: "HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE THAT EAGLE'S EGG?!"
  • Rogh: "EGGS END UP GETTING DESTROYED ALL THE TIME?! And it wasn't like Dustics are endangered or anything, they're practicly everywhere?!"
  • Skouty: "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BIRD?! IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING HIM?!"
  • Rogh: "Ughhhh, I, GET IT?! THE NOMAD IS ACTSELLY A MISUNDERSTOOD MUTED SIMPLETON AND NOT AN ACTUAL MONSTER?! I CAN BUY THAT?! I can accept that maybe El Groy had a rare moment of being wrong, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE THE NOMAD LESS OF A TARGET?! El Groy STILL wants him captured?!"
  • Skouty: "AND DON'T YA EVER STOP TO ASK WHY EL GROY WANTS HIM SO BADLY?!"
  • Rogh: "I-..... (Realises that she doesn't know the spefifics)........ Okay, I may not know the details, BUT THEY'RE NOT IMPOURENT?! All I can understand is that El Groy wants the Nomad captured! No ifs, ands, or buts!"
  • Skouty: "Why are you so blindly loyal to him?! How rich is he for you to be this devoted?!"
  • Rogh: "MONEY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS?! El Groy could be the poorest man of all of Gorsert and it doesn't change that he was this planet's founder!"
  • Skouty: "WHY?!"
  • Rogh: "IT'S COMPLICATED, OKAY?! You're not mature enough to understand?!"
  • Skouty: "I AM NOT BACKING OFF UNTIL-"
  • Rogh: "(SCREAMS FROM THE TOP OF HER LUNGS) EL GROY ADOPTED ME WHEN UIS KILLED MY PARENTS?! (Skouty was surprised)..... HAPPY?!"
  • Skouty: ".... El Groy, adopted you?"
  • Rogh: "...... I litterally, owe my existence to him. He's why I am what I am now. And it would undermine my aims to show gratatude for this kindness, IF I DON'T GET HIM WHAT HE WANTS?! And the Nomad could be a lost diciple of Kraan for all I care, all that matters is that El Groy wants him!"
  • Skouty: "...... Just, answer me this..... What did UIS had to gain from hurting your parents like that? UIS were never victimised by the Phends, not even in Terror Month."
  • Rogh: "..... Well, El Groy told me that it was a member of UIS with discrimitive opinions about Phends, and-"
  • Skouty: "AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING?! The Grandmind WILDLY discourages discrimination! This member is either unlikely to exist or is long locked away in a UIS prison station! And even then, don't ya think this discriminator wasted an oppertunity to report an illegal colony to UIS leaders, and instead just, wasted it killing your parents?! Don't ya think that's logically inconsisent to what UIS would do?!"
  • Rogh: "..... ARE YOU SAYING EL GROY LIED?!"
  • Skouty: "WELL LET'S REMEMBER THAT PRISSY DOESN'T EXACTLY ENJOY MUCH OF A HIGH STATUS FOR ONLY BEING NEUTROL TA UIS?! NOT MUCH OF A STREACH THAT HE MAY'VE ONLY SAID WHAT HE SAID TO TURN YOU INTO A PUPPET?! YOU NEARLY COSTED A MOTHER BIRD HER CHILD, JUST TO MAKE A LYING MADMAN HAPPY?!"
  • Rogh: "(SNARLS ANGERLY)?! A MADMAN WOULDN'T'VE ADOPTED ME IF THAT WERE TO BE SO?!"
  • Skouty: "OPEN UP YER EYES, ROGH?! IF GROY WAS SUCH A SAINT, WOULD HE ALLOW PRISSY TO BE A WATER-HOGGING PRICK?! WOULD HE ALLOW ALFANZSO TO TREAT YA LIKE S***?! AND YA THINK HE WOULD'VE BEEN MORE OPEN ABOUT WHY HE WANTS THE NOMAD OTHER THEN THINGS NOW PROVEN LIES?! if anything, I think El Groy's THE REAL MONSTER?!"
  • Rogh lost it and raptor-roared when she smacked Skouty in the face!
  • Skouty: "(SCREAMS PAINFULLY!?)"
  • Rogh snapped out of her rage and saw what she did, as she gasped at the blood-tipped claws......
  • Rogh: "..... Skouty, please, I'm sorry, I lost my temper when you bad mouthed our planet's founder, I didn't mean to, I-"
  • Skouty: ROGH... How could you?
  • Rogh: Look, I-
  • Skouty: Alfanzso was right about you. Maybe you did only adopt me for mah skills. Was that all I ever was to you?
  • Rogh: ALFANZSO SAID THAT?! Skouty, don't forget what a basturd he is, he likely only said that to mess with you, and...... Look, you know it's my orders.
  • Skouty: Oh, and what possesses you to actually follow through with them? That's the only reason I can see you doin' em. All you see me as is just a weakness. I trusted you. All this time I thought this was a partnership. But now I see that it's just you and me, and nothin' else.
  • Rogh: I-
  • Skouty: If being loyal to the people who obviously used you is all you care about, then maybe you don't deserve to be the leader of the Troupers. If you can't find a heart, then maybe you belong here. I certainly don't. I ain't built for the desert. I'm built for swimming. And I can't do that in a place where somebody leaves you to eat sand. Heck, I can't even swim OR hold mah breath as long as I should because I never once in my life had the chance to swim. You have done nothing that shows you care about me. If you did, you would've left Priss and El Groy behind a long time ago. (Rogh realized her error)...... Goodbye, Rogh! (She left as the Eagle, who came back for her nest to place the egg in as she has long placed the Nomad somewhere safe, looked disappointingly at Rogh)
  • Eagle: Well, you've successfully pushed away the only real person who ever cared about you away.... And for an obvious dipshit who could've only showed ya kindness just to use you. See, as a wild animal, I don't know this "El Groy" personally, but based on how kind your "target" was, even I can see that El Groy's not as creditable as you think! I hope you're happy. (She flew off holding the next with her egg in it).....
  • Rogh: "...... (Sadly) Skout.......... (Turns to Anger when she remembered what Skouty said about Alfanzso)..... ALFANZSO?! I, AM GOING TO TAKE AWAY THAT BASTURD OF A YATERON'S 3RD EYE FOR THIS?! FUCK IT, ALL THE EYES, AND FEED THEM TO A DESERT VRAT?! (Rogh angerly left as she was beyond upset!)"

El Groy Confronts Priss

Destroyed Waterhouse

  • Priss: (Confronted by the Lodgers, Heroes Act, and the others)... Well, this is a total washout.
  • Skouty: (Barefoot and wet after having to swim to save Nomad) Damn straight. Never knew water would be so refreshing when you're actually swimming in it instead of just showering with it. (Shakes herself clean as some water got onto the wimpy Priss who squealed like a girl) HUBUBUBUBUBU!!..... Well, that was very rog like of me.
  • Icky: "It's more of a typical mammal thing. Ya get used to it."
  • Skouty: And how. (Shivers) In fact, I always thought them boots weren't necessary. Feels good for an animal like me to not have em. (Wiggles her toes)
  • Priss: Please, you're just a stupid spitoon girl. A vrat. A liability.
  • Skouty: (Chuckles) Did you think an aquatic rodent like me would be happy in a place where water is unfairly capitalized? (As Blue-Eye Crows appeared all around them) I think it's about time someone told you this, prissy pants. Violence and disregarding life ain't strength, and compassion or value in life ain't weakness, even if it causes setbacks. Heck, you don't even know what El Groy truly thinks about you, do ya?
  • Icky: The pretty rodent's got a point. Why do you think he doesn't give you much after he brought you with him on this illegal foundation?
  • Priss: Oh, please, it's only illegal because of UIS. Gorsert Prime was our booty. They claimed it before us. You don't just expect this to not happen afterward.
  • Kowalski: Bad timing is no excuse to break the law. You need to understand that the races of UIS are largely discouraged by how often the ideals of the USRA are ABUSED or used as a platform for tyrants to get a kickstart from! UIS blocking out systems is meant to keep said systems safe from undesirables!
  • Priss: I think you misunderstand. We were supposed to discover this planet first. And they stole that achievement from us. They committed the real crime here.
  • Rogh: That's ironically rich, considering you're neutral to UIS, Priss.
  • Priss: "Hey, to be fair, that's El Groy's belief, not mine if we're being real here. I'm just trying to help YOU remember that, Rogh."
  • Rogh: Reminder put aside. It matters little who saw it first. Two wrongs, make no right. Groy did not act quick enough when UIS placed their isolation of these systems up. He only has himself to blame.
  • Priss: It does matter. UIS just takes and takes without a care in the UUniverses.
  • Skouty: "Like how you take all the water for yerself and barely share with anyone else beyond extortionist prices?"
  • Priss: OKAY FINE, SO I'M NOT EXACTLY ONE TO JUDGE?! What I mean is, they obscure systems of the universes without even capitalizing on them, barring exceptions. They do nothing good NOR bad to them. They just...... Censor them like they were private parts as if they were the censor bots of the universes. And under the ideals of independence? Why do you think the USRA despises them? (Icky was about to speak) OKAY OKAY, I MEAN TO SAY WHY THEY DON'T AGREE WITH THEM ON THESE PRACTICES, DON'T BOTHER CORRECTING ME?! They are selfish and inconsiderate.
  • Skouty: "OH YOU'RE ONE TO TALK?! WEREN'T YA'LL ARE GUILTY OF ACTUALLY BEING NEUTRAL TO THEM, YA DAMN HYPOCRITE?!"
  • Priss: "(Nervously chuckles), Well, by all means, I still personally believe in being unbiased, it's just, El Groy wants me to practice some more preference to the USRA because-"
  • Rogh: BECAUSE HE WANTS TO CONTROL YOU?!
  • Priss: "Oh like you were any less of a useful idiot, Rogh! You hounded the muted freak for a good long time now!"
  • Rogh: "At least I only did it to repay a false kindness to him, before it costed me Skouty. You are hopelessly obedient because of social status! You only obey him because you want a status higher than Oasis tycoon!"
  • Priss: "Oh sure, hate the player, not the game. Dion and the other governors weren't any better, you know, why, I bet ya they did worser things than me!"
  • Icky: "Saying that the devil is worse, doesn't make you any less of his advocate! You did nothing to even try to get those guys to be better then what Groyboy did to them."
  • Priss: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT EXACTLY BEING POPULAR WITH THEM BECAUSE OF HAVING DIFFERING OPINIONS?! Besides, you do acknowledge the consequence of getting UIS alarmed about this, right? UIS will not believe in any exceptions to an illegal colony in their space! People will be left space vagabonds, cause it's not like they can just go back to planets of their origin oh so easily! It is technically possible, yes, but more often than not.... They'll have NOTHING to return to! Yes, the dustball is a miserable mess, but, it's this or being a space vagabond?! I mean, okay fine, so, MAYBE Groy could've left the muted half-wit's people alone, and maybe kidnapping Madam President's little pet Rex was REALLY the nail that closed the coffin, BUT WE HAVE NO CONTROL ON WHAT THAT WINDBAG WANTS OR DOES, SO IT'S NOT FAIR WE'RE GETTING PUNISHED JUST BECAUSE HE DID SOMETHING IFFY?! By all means, hate that fake human all you want, just, don't punish the rest of us for HIS mad rog attitude?! Not even Dion can keep Groy from just doing what he wants! We're basically made to just play along, or else?!"
  • Gazelle: Unfortunately, that's no excuse. What El Groy did to the planet's rightful owners, AND THE PLANET ITSELF, only justifies UIS' fears of USRA expansion into the isolated systems. Keep in mind UIS exists because the Skeps didn't liked seeing a once beautiful world, BEING TURNED INTO A GARBAGE DUMP?! I doubt the Skeps would make peace with a once beautiful plant-filled planet, GETTING REDUCED TO A DESERT THANKS TO A MADMAN'S CRUELTY TORWORDS A ONCE RIGHTFUL RACE THAT OWN THE PLANET?! Groy is obviously no better than the kind of individuals that caused the USRA to collapse to begin with, because of their sense of entitlement and greed! We're sorry. We'll see about asking for leniency with UIS about those NOT guilty of irredeemable acts to this place being allowed pardons under specific conditions, but we can't promise it'll be perfect.... Nor that people like YOU, stay in power. We are finding El Groy, saving Commander Vrex, and shutting his tyrannical empire down.
  • ???: I think not. (The heroes saw all the blueeyes around them)... Because I know you misfits. UIS is keeping you in our dimension against your will because they see you as a threat. Why should you support them?
  • Priss:... El Groy!
  • (El Groy): (Through the blueeyes) Hello again, Prince. I've seen all the billboards of your Waterhouse, but never actually had the chance to drop by until now. And I see you found the Nomad. (The Nomad looked in shock).... THOUGH I HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU BADMOUTHING ME, YOU PRISSY IDIOT?!
  • Priss: "(Fearfully) I didn't know you were listening! I swear!"
  • El Groy's voice: "Be thankful I have better punching bags in the forms of the misfits to settle my anger onto! That being said..... Why serve UIS?"
  • Sam: "Oh we're not serving them persay, it's more like they placed us into community service into doing them favors to prove we're not a threat to them."
  • El Groy's voice: "..... Tch. Just as I suspected. Slaves. Alchourse you would commit acts of defiling USRA races because of being indebted to UIS."
  • Zosimo: "Oh don't get too hopeful there. We went up against Anti-UIS nuts before it became required to directly appease them UIS folks. Sometimes those people take their disfondness with UIS too far, kinda like you, Groyo!"
  • El Groy's voice: "Oh hum. Does that mean we could've been enemies either way?"
  • Gazelle: "Not nessersarly because of that alone. You also lose our favor for stealing a native race of their home, and ruining it in the process. That makes any specific politics irrelevant. What you did, has no excuse."
  • El Groy's voice: "THAT MUCH WAS AN ACCIDENT?! ALL I WANTED WAS TO LEARN THEIR SECRETS, KEEP THIS COLONY SAFE FROM THE INEVITABLE UIS DISCOVERY?! I ONLY WANTED TO BRING THE GREATNESS OF THE USRA INTO THESE SYSTEMS?! I DIDN'T WANTED THIS TO GO THE WAY IT DID?! IT'S JUST, I DIDN'T HANDLE THE REFUSAL WELL, OKAY?!"
  • Samantha: "I worry it's not just because of an accident.... You also accepted dark powers the Gorsertians KNEW was dangerious, and refused for their, and your, own good. They know you are playing with dangerious powers!"
  • El Groy's voice: "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, STAILK?!"
  • Samantha: "I'm a magilo user. And I recognized your magic as being apart of the Crown of King Faminshire. The Dark Magilo User of Endless Hunger. And YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF WEARING HIS CROWN?!"
  • Priss: "..... SERIOUSLY GROY?! IS THAT WHAT THIS SHIT IS ABOUT?!"
  • El Groy's voice: "I, I..... PLEASE UNDERSTAND, THE CROWN HAS PROMISED ME TO MAKE ME A FORCE THAT UIS WILL FEAR SO THEY WILL LEAVE THIS COLONY ALONE?! I NEED TO APPEASE IT'S HUNGER?!"
  • Samantha: "THAT CROWN IS USING YOU, YOU FOOL?! YOU ARE ONLY A VESSEL TO FEED IT'S ENDLESS HUNGER, AND WHEN ALL MAGIC IS TAKEN FROM THIS WORLD, IT WILL DRIVE YOU TO GO OUT AND RUIN MORE WORLDS?!"
  • Priss: "THIS WASN'T APART OF THE DEAL, GROY?! YOU DID NOT PROMISE THAT YOU KEPT AN EVIL MAGIC-EATING CROWN?!"
  • El Groy's voice: "THIS IS WHY I KEPT QUIET FROM EVEN THOSE THAT I TRUST, EVEN DION, NEVERMIND YOU, PRISS?! NO ONE WOULD UNDERSTAND?! THIS CROWN HAS GIVEN ME POWERS I COULD NOT DENY?! WITH THESE POWERS, UIS CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY MY DREAMS AGAIN?!"
  • Shifu: "THAT CROWN IS A PARASITE, GROY?! AND YOU' IT'S HOST?! IT IS USING YOU TO FURTHER IT'S DESTRUCTIVE AGENDA?!"

Final Confrontation With El Groy

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