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The Nuclear Winter is the 53rd Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Trecene is a snowy ice planet in the Alternate UUniverses which fought in many battles, including those of the Human-Rabodan War. The military on this planet have created massive amounts of bombs and explosive weapons, and have kept secret stashes of RAPTURE Tactical Nuclear Bombs that were left behind in one of their battles. They keep this stash protected from even the Villains Act and later the Dark Radicals. Their security forces are air-tight and powerful, but now, Rabodans face a new problem with interests in it's historic weapony, worse than the Villains Act and the Radicals combined. A nihilist Rabodan cell with hard feelings torwords the USRA called The Extinctioners, who's leaders' ascended from several anti-human Rabodans who think the humans shouldn't have been forgiven and should've been wiped from the face of the UUniverses along side their 'monkey filth' and their 'primitive primate nonsense', and has been known to be among the biggest enemies of the USRA, behind slightly worse threats. This group originally went dormant when the humans left. However, this was only because their leader, Overlord Gen I Side, was making his own AUU Interdimensional Portal to invade wherever the 'cowardly' humans went and destroy them from there. Then Gen decided to include the historic RAPTURE Nukes to use against the humans for the sake of 'nostalgia'. When RAPTURE Nuke stockpiles get robbed all over Trecene, the Heroes Act (Who had just gotten finished with shutting down a restored criminal megacorporation defunct for centuries thanks to the original founder's descendant with the help of an unknown antihero) and Shell Lodgers (Who had just gotten finished with stopping another evil as well, and much to Icky's aggravation) are called in to stop whatever they are being stolen for. Problem is that the Extinctioners' base is so isolated in the snowy wastelands, it's almost impossible to find it, especially when there's a hurricane in where the base is said to be located. With Trecene's president, Madame President Emeoyx, fearing that a hurricane is an opportune moment to use the weapons, she sends help for the heroes in the form of a Human/Rabodan hybrid named Tether Ruther, who was a wanted vigilante guilty of desertion, meddling in military matters, and a lot of other military crimes in an attempt to stop the Extinctioners after they killed his human mother, and his military soldier father for 'blasphemy by marriage and conception with a defective race'. With his expansive knowledge of the Extinctioners, their defenses, abilities, and plans, the heroes now have to act fast and resist whatever the storm throws at them. Will they succeed and stop Gen?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Planet Trecene/The Extinctioners

Alternate UUniverses, An Ice Planet

  • (Chronicler): We who are strong have an obligation to bear with the failings of the weak, and not to please ourselves. Romans 15:1, 17th Century AD. Humans. They are who we recognize as a grand race. That's not say they're, perfect. Wherever we live, they are either loved or hated for one reason or another. But that doesn't mean we should take their weaknesses and follies for granted. ESPECIALLY when they come from alternate origins, like in the parallel dimension we recognize as the Alternate UUniverses. Years ago, they were more loved than hated because of their accomplishments and compassion for all living things, sentient, semi-sentient, or non-sentient. Very few people hate them. But an EXTREME example of hatred for them stems on this very planet. This is not the AUU's primary penal colony of Oranos. This is Trecene, a snowy world and a widely-known military colony for a race that joined the humans in the USRA long ago: The Rabodans. (Blue and yellow-skinned humanoids (not to be mistaken for Smurfs or Simpson characters), are seen in different occupations or doing casual life habits in a holiday-themed setting with human-like sketches, and other dedications to mankind). They were a race that the humans didn't take kindly to when they first met. In fact, the Rabodans believed them to be a weak race as a result of the fact that alien interaction was what made them a space-faring and intelligent race. Rabodans are assentually, evoultion purests and perfectionests. They once however, had a ruler that further placed those beliefs in extreme levels. Thus, a long war between the two races broke out. However, thanks to the guidance of another USRA race, the humans have been able to prove to be an evenly-matched opponent which forced them to hold a truce, and thus ended the war, and the legacy of the unfit leader. The anniversary of this truce is widely celebrated in Peace Day. And today is that very day. Rabodans are happy to hold this day in favor of their human allies, even though they are still within their dimensional sanctuary. But this is not the period of which out story takes place. This is a day of which somebody within the Rabodan race cannot appreciate. Like the Grinch, he prefers to spend this holiday in another way. This was the 19th Peace Day which the Rabodans have celebrated without the welcoming of their human allies. They fixed this by honoring a specific kind of being: Human hybrids that are the result of cross-breeding. Their human parents may no longer be among them in one way or another, but they give hope that one day, the humans will return. The Rabodan in the shadows, however, wishes to have ANOTHER fate in store for them. And THIS is where our story begins. (A well-armored leader arrived with more soldiers as they arrived to the presence of the Brass as this music plays)
Cars 2 - 07

Cars 2 - 07. It's Finn McMissile

  • Brass General 1: "..... It's great to see you again, Admiral Varden. Have you come to check up on, our occupents again?"
  • The Admiral: "Indeed I am, Brass Generals. We have reason to believe that certen extremeists have mysterious asperations for the occupents of ths base. Whatever they want for those beastly anichent instraments of death, it's safe to say it's not for a late UUniverseal Independence Day. I want to make sure the occupents are safe, so we can transfer them to a new location."
  • Brass General 2: "New location? But where else are we to put them? The people you speak know every millaterry base in Trecene. Even the once otherwise carefully secret ones thanks to mercenairy spies."
  • The Admiral: "That's why we're taking the occupents to a new planet. A planet FAR beyond those fanactics' reach. The Baroness doesn't care which planet it is, as long as it makes sure the fanactics either don't know of it or can't ever get to it without US knowing."
  • Brass General 3: "Well can't we just destroy those old weapons..... I mean, AFTER we remove the uranium first?"
  • The Admiral: "That victory will be too small and fleeting when they'll turn their sights on old stematics for the occupents, and we can't be able to destroy both in time to prevent whatever they want with them. The logical and only choice we have is removeal. No questions ask or objections to it."
  • Brass General 4: "Understandable sir. We may proceed with the insection."
  • The Brass and the Admiral proceed on as they soldiers stood guard and kept watch for anything of concern. The music goes to it's first climax as the soldiers entered a turbolift with a transparent tube that shows what's underneath them: an entire stockpile of nuclear missiles as the soldiers entered, and when the first climactic section of the music ended, they approached workers.
  • Brass General #4: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! The Baroness has autherised the desire to move the occupent weapons to another location. There's no offitcal statement on which world to place them in as of now, but that's not impourent. When the Admiral is done with his inspection, I want the occupents ready to be taken away from Trecene, and away from the extremeists, is that clear?!
  • All Workers: YES, SIR!!
  • Brass General #4: Excellent. (The Brass and the Admiral moved on). You'll be pleased to know that we're very proficent about this, Admiral. We've been protecting, The Occupents, for YEARS since they were produced during the Human-Rabodan War, as the occupents were usually capable of, catistrophic things. Which, fortunately, the occupents had seen younger AND better days. Likely by this point, they're worned out enough to make deactivating them MUCH easier.
  • The Admiral: "The fact that the Occupents are about as anichent then an old music player doesn't mean they're virtually worthless to the extremeists. They'll find ways to rejuvinate the weaponry and replace whatever has been rendered too old for service. Never make that mistake, gentlemen."
  • Brass General 5: "A very good point, sir. Though, why do we call the weapons "Occupents"? Won't that lead to confusion like, we're talking about having captured some of the extremeists or something?"
  • The Admiral stopped, causing the brass to get nervious.
  • The Admiral made a quick turn around and punched Brass General 5 to the ground hard!
  • The Admiral: "BRINGING ANY OF THOSE FANACTICS HERE?! ARE YOU MAD?! THAT RUNS THE RISK OF THEM KNOWING ABOUT ANY POSSABLE WEAKNESS SHOULD THEY ESCAPE!? WE HAVE MANY OTHER BASES FOR THAT, BUT NEVER HERE?! ALSO, WE CALLED THESE THINGS "OCCUPENTS" CAUSE IT'S A CODENAME WE HAVE TO USE IN REPLACEMENT TO THEIR ACTUAL NAMES IN THE PUBLIC TO AVOID GIVING SPIES ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?!"
  • Brass General 5: "Ow! Did, did you have to punch me in the face though?"
  • The Admiral: "BECAUSE YOU ASKED A STUPID QUESTION!?"
  • Brass General #5:... Sorry, sir.
  • Admiral: Now then, have you checked the ENTIRE perimeter to make sure this base was never found?
  • Brass General #3: Well, sir, our radars have detected nothing so far. And even if they did detect something, they wouldn't be able to get in. The walls are impregnable, and the turrets on them are powerful enough to shoot any enemy aircraft out of the sky. Trust me, sir, we've got this place locked down. All secured!
  • Admiral: Fine work, gentemen. Those extremists are SO determined to get these in order to achieve their silly goal of genocide. It'll at least be good to know that the occupents will be long gone before they-
  • Suddenly, giant red lazers began sliceing a circle around the roof of the building, to the shock of everyone, and the stern look of the Admiral!
  • Admiral: "...... DO THAT!? I thought you said this place can't be found!? (The second climax portion of the music played as the roof comes off by what appears to be.... Nothing.....)"
  • Brass General 6: "Are we being attacked by.... Nothing?"
  • Admiral: "...... No..... We're being attacked......"
  • Suddenly, a stream of engery makes a huge H-shaped ship appeared.
  • Admiral: "BY A CLOAKED ENEMY SHIP?! MAN YOUR STATIONS, PROTECT THE OCCUPENTS!?"
  • Sargent: "MAN YOUR STATIONS, RED ALERT, RED ALERT!?"
  • Soldiers go around and ready to fire at the ship, but are quickly met with being stunned by turrents from the ship, as a tracter beam begins to pick up the weapons.
  • Admiral: "NO!? (Brings out his own weapon and aimed to shoot down the ship, dodging the turrent's fire! He tried to finally land a shot, but suddenly, a bolt of lightning came from the ship and zapped The Admiral down! Rendering him unconjustus, but alive.)"
  • The Ship took all of the weapons and then, proceeded to flew off and away from the scene, disappearing into it's cloaking device again before anyone can act.
  • The Sargent approuched the Admiral.
  • Sargent: "GET A MEDIC IN HERE, STAT!?"

Later.

  • The Admiral was shown to be alive, but clearly angered and enraged, as he lays in the infirmary as the final part of the music played.
  • A Younger Mohawked Rabodan came in.
  • Mohawked Rabodan: "Uncle! You ok?"
  • Admiral: "..... Physically, barely..... BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH?! Even though I'll recover quickly enough to begin the hunt for those basturds, it won't be quick enough before they're halfly finish with what they intend to do!? UGH?! None of this would EVER be a problem if it wasn't for the reckless escapades of Ruther!? We could've had a living higher ranked fanactic to force'im to reveil the true base of those animals! But nooooo! HE JUST HAD TO GO AND SLAUGHTER THEM!? Now ordenarly, I wouldn't complain about the death of terrorests, but you know how our goverment wants us to handle all enemies with honor and some form of respect! Not to mention that if we want to take down the whole nest, you leave the ones who know about it alive so you can take down the bigger swarm! BUT THAT, IDIOT OF A HYBRID, FAILED TO EVEN AT LEAST LET ONE LIVE!? Wanting to avenge his parents aside, he violates major protocal for this and has robbed us of many oppertunities to properly disban them by now! And now, his reckless stupidity may as well be the reason why we now have to worry about the RAPTURE weapons being in their procession!? His actions, have condemned the Humans to extinction, wherever they may be!"
  • Mohawked Rabodan: "I agree sir. Ruther has fucked everyone over because he had to be such a cry baby about what those assholes were already doing to other people, let alone his kind! Ruther ain't speical! He wasn't the first to lose someone he loves to those maniacs!? So he has NO RIGHT TO ACT LIKE HE DOES?!"
  • Admiral: "Exactly, Soto, my dear nefpew. That is why I am entrusting you to hunt down that disrespectful renigade for good!? He's a disgrace to both Humans and Rabodans, our milliterry, our beliefs, and to the universes! EVEN TO HYBRIDS!? His reckless and unprofessional behavior can NO LONGER BE TOLERATED!? I am counting on you to take care of Ruther while I, after recovery, will resume my battle against those extremeists!"
  • Soto: "Yes sir uncle sir! I'm gonna make Ruth regret he ever wanted to go vigilantie!?"
  • Soto ran off!
  • The Admiral looked at the TV as the news talked about current events.
  • Admiral: "..... What're you up to, Gen?.... You, and.... The Extinctioners......."

The Nexx Tower.

  • The Grand Councilers are seen nearly bored out of their minds as they were listening to a dignitary's speech.
  • Dignitary: "-And with conclusion, the people of the planet Greotia need a stronger fiancel infrostructure, a change in tecnological pace, a stronger millaterry intervention against our planetary neighbors from the planet Raybgonia, and finally but far from the least, the most impourent one of all-"
  • A snore was heard!
  • Jling Sling was seen sleeping and snoreing.....
  • Dignitary looked offended!
  • Dignitary: "Oh! OH! ARE THE CONCERNS OF THE GREOTIANS, BORING THE GRAND COUNCIL?!"
  • Warson: "No no, esteemed ambassador, it's just been a long day and-"
  • Bayo: "Your long-winded speech is not helping in the slightest."
  • Warson: "BAYO!?"
  • Bayo: "At least I was being honest."
  • The Dignitary huffed angerly!
  • Dignitary: "I HAVE NEVER BEEN TREATED WITH SUCH INDIGNITY!? WE GREOTIANS TAKE PRIDE IN VERY LONG SPEECHES, FOR WE HAVE A LOT TO SAY!?"
  • Jling Sling: "(Showned to have woken up) WELL MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE RAYBGONIANS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON YOU WINDBAGS!? THEY JUST WANT YOU PEOPLE TO SHUT, THE F***, UP?!"
  • Councilers gasped at that!
  • Dignitary: "(Huffs in offence)! WELL I NEVER!? MY PEOPLE WILL NEVER JOIN THIS GROUP BECAUSE OF THIS OUTRAGE?! IF NOT JUST BECAUSE THE RAYBGAS WILL EVENTUALLY WIN THE WAR AND FORCE US TO BE SUBUGATED TO NEVER SPEAK IN SENTIENCES OF OUR DESIGN AGAIN?!"
  • The Dignitary left angerly!
  • The Main councilers stared Jling angerly.
  • Jling Sling: "...... Hey, not MY fault that crybaby can't handle an honest opinion."
  • Warson: "Uggggh! Jling, I am VERY disappointed in you! Have you forgotten that the sentient animals, AND the primary races of both those worlds are named after, are at rough odds with each other? I mean, by the glories, I haven't heard of THIS kind of hostility towards neighboring planets since the Rapirans and Clashans! You, Jling, have CLEARLY forgotten your place in this Council. The Council was brought back for a reason: To guide the UUniverses back from the damage done in the past few decades. And THAT attitude of yours, is NOT making it easier."
  • Jling Sling: It's not MY fault some worlds are hard to negotiate with. Some have their reasons for obscurity and infamy, others don't.
  • Warson: "YOU, DO, REALISE, OF COURSE, that the entire Greotian community may very well be eventually condemned to conquest by the Raybgonians and be forced to follow their laws of average sentences and make average length speeches!"
  • Jling Sling: "Oh relax, as long as serious weapons like Nuclear Energy or Astro Lasers or heavens forbide Nova-Titans aren't being used, what's one world losing to a war?"
  • Warson: "You are missing the point, Jling! That Dignitary was reaching out for help, and your rudeness scared him off, being upset by your disrespectful opinions!"
  • Jling Sling: "Well maybe that should teach him to NOT MAKE LONG-WINDED SPEECHES?!"
  • Lotus:... You're despicable, Jling! Dishonorable! FAITHLESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL AMONG US!!!
  • Warson: "Lotus, calm yourself! We can still save this if we sent the ambasitor an apology gift and see if we can arrange another meeting to disguss intervining for Greotia. Until then, the least YOU can do, Jling, is to practice the ancient art of KEEPING YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT THE NEXT TIME HE OR ANY OTHER DIGNITARY COMES TO SEE US!?"
  • Jling Sling: "Oh come on, a lot of you weren't exactly able to withstand that speech neither!"
  • Calixto: "BUT AT LEAST NONE OF US SNORED LIKE A COPPOTOMUS WITH ASTHMA!!"
  • Jling Sling: "Oh, bother! I don't need this! I'm going to the lounge to read off my stress!"
  • Jling was about to leave, until D.O.R.I.S. ran through and unknowingly smacked Jling down painfully!
  • Jling: "OWWWWWWWWWW?!"
  • Lotus: "And there's the poetic justice."
  • Warson: "Oh, confoundery! What is it now, D.O.R.I.S.!? Can't you see we recently just have what was a historicly bad meeting with the Greotian ambassador!?"
  • D.O.R.I.S.: "Urgent transmission from Planet Trecene, from the planet's Madame President."
  • The Councilers in the room began to mutter in concern!
  • Warson: "..... Trecene?...... WELL, PLAY THE MESSAGE?!"
  • D.O.R.I.S. did just that, as the hologram of a Rabodan female is seen. This would be the Madam President.
  • Madam President: "I'm dreadfully sorry for any informal actions on my part, Grand Council. But the situation's urgent enough that I have to ignore them to make you all aware."
  • Warson: "If it concerns Trecene, the holding place of many infamous Rabodan weaponry, then I'll pardon any informalities, Miss Emeoyx."
  • Emeoyx: "Thank you. Originally, the RAPTURE Nuclear Missiles of the Human-Rabodan War, which never saw purpose because of long productions, budget issues, political outcries, acts of anti-nuclear protests, and eventually the fortunate end of the war itself, were going to be taken away from Planet Trecene to another planet to be far from the grip of the Extinctioners, which is a fanatical group we've had to deal with for a dreadfully long time, which is what was left of any Rabodan animosity towards humans and the loyalists of the Baron of old. Unfortunately... The aforementioned group were a step ahead of our forces, and stole all of the RAPTURE Missiles before the transport could even begin."
  • The Minor Councilers and visiting Dignitaries began to freak out!
  • Minor Counciler 1: "THOSE FANACTICS?! WITH THOSE DESTRUCTIVE WEAPONS!?"
  • Minor Counciler 2: "THAT MEANS THE HUMANS ARE DONE FOR IF THEY EVER COME BACK!?"
  • Minor Counciler 3: "WORSE!? THOSE EXTREMEISTS MIGHT TARGET THE PORTAL TO GET RID OF THEM THERE AND PREVENT A RETURN ALTOGATHER?!"
  • All Minor Councilers enter an uproar!
  • Minor Counciler 4: "We need to enter a peaceful negosiation to get them to surrender the weapons!"
  • Minor Counciler 5: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE KIDDING!? TERRORESTS LIKE THE EXTINCTIONERS ARE NOT GONNA GIVE UP THE POSSESSION OF ANY WEAPON, NEVERMIND THE LIKES OF NUCLEAR WEAPONRY!?"
  • Minor Counciler 6: "ESPEICALLY NOT ANY OF THE RAPTURE WEAPONS!?"
  • Minor Counciler 7: "THEN WE MUST DECLAIR WAR?!"
  • Minor Counciler 8: "TOO EXTREME!? WE MUST INSTEAD SEND IN A PROFESSIONAL ESPIONAGEST TO DISABLE THE WEAPONS FOR GOOD?!"
  • Minor Counciler 9: "WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE TRECENE MAIN BASE IS, LET ALONE THEIR TRUE MAIN BASE THAT ISN'T EVEN IN TRECENE?!"
  • All Minor Councilers got into big arguements!
  • Warson:... ALL OF YOU, CALM DOWN!!! (The Minor Councilers did that)... Now then...... My dear esteemed men and ladies of the Grand Council.... We don't need to fret. Let's remember that we have a functional hero team on our side. And for good measure, an even stronger hero team from another universe. They have the capabilities to correct the misdeeds of the Extinctioners. After all, they recently beaten a non-nuclear astro-laser AND a corruptive sun! I am most assured that this will be no different.
  • Inigo: I couldn't have said it better! (The Minor Councilers began to calm down and muttered in reliefed agreement)
  • Emeoyx: "It is great that you feel that way, Headmaster, because both of their assistance is desperately needed. I'm concerned that the Rabodans can no longer cope with our past on our own. We need intervention right away. Especially when it's winter on our planet. The weather would not offer a quick solution on our own."
  • Warson:... (Sighs) You're right. Very well, Madame President. The Heroes Act will be notifived as soon as they finished up some intermediate business. Based on what I've been informed of such, it won't be too long.

Elsewhere.

  • Tollund: (A wasteland was seen as the camera showed a dark-looking corperation with a sign that reads "CrimeTech", as a legion of big gun-trotting robots were seen marching about and guarding the front entrance. Not too far, The Obrah flew in and they dropped the Heroes Act as they rode in either hoverbikes or gun-turreted jeeps, Tollund riding a hoverbike)... So, THIS is Ataxia?
  • Clifton: (In the jeep with Xandy in the other seat and Vancer manning the turret) Yepparooni. One of the scummiest reminants of the Great Stagnation centuries ago... If it's right to even say that anymore. Let's just say that, during that time, poverty, toughness, crime, and debt ran rampant. Especially what we're after right now. This is CrimeTech, a private criminal organization that, during the Great Stagnation, was the pinnacle of the criminal world, as they bought over 98% of it. It's leader, Bertron Gogue Blacktrey, was an infamous illegit business men, until, after 76 years of running CrimeTech, was taken down by some unexpected antiheroes called the Morecrafts. Well, centuries later, Bertron had a descendant that we're after right now. (Activates a hologram that shows the descendant's identification)... CEO Vacoh Quqe Blacktrey, who restored CrimeTech 16 months before the Villains Act began. Afterwards, he and Corruption Co. had a bit of a dispute as rivals.
  • Tollund: What about the Morecrafts, like, what happened to them?
  • Clifton: Well, they kinda fell into obscurity, no thanks the original CrimeTech's unemployed criminals creating HUNDREDS of the lawless worlds and systems, if not almost sectors. The Morecrafts were more-or-less obscured by the vengeful criminals. But trust me when I say, if they thought the downfall of Maxfire was bad, wait until CrimeTech exspearence another downfall! THAT is really gonna rustle their jimmies and give the worlds their screwing up even more hope to stand up to them!
  • Xandy: Well, since this world is recovering GREATLY after centuries of anarchy and gotten our long over-due attention to this. Now, we're going to take them out once and for all. And we're gonna bring the fight to Vacoh himself.
  • Magnum: (Magically on the transmission, flying without a hoverbike) Don't get cocky! CrimeTech's forces aren't any different than how they were in the past. They may not be as competent as they were, but they're a close-second. Their defenses are NASTY, and the building has a LOT of twists and turns. It's like a MAZE out here.
  • Radcliff: (Also flying without a hoverbike) Doesn't help that the damn building looks big enough to encourage that claim!
  • Aurlena: (On hoverbike) Which won't matter anyway! We've faced situations like this countless times. So let's do this! (They all advanced forward as an unknown silhouette of a watching stranger was seen in the background, thus in a display like Shadow's enterence in Sonic 06, the HA trash the robot legion like they were nothing!)
  • Xandy: "(Slicing a bot in half)! Ok, I know CrimeTech entered hard times, but this is kinda pushing it! Ya think these tincans would at least TRY to provide a challnage! (A robot fired at her direction, but was quickly deflected by Xandy's sword and back to it!) Kinda like that, but smarter!"
  • Tollund: "Then something tells me that this is a sign that the reign of crime in this, the other planets and systems and/or potaintionally specters, are starting to come to an end! Alot of criminals lost their gusto when they heard about what happened to Ol' Maxfire. It began to inspire those lost cause worlds to start picking up their game and really set the scum packing! Atexia has became QUITE a success story! And I'm proud to be respondsable in a way for it!"
  • The HA trash more and more of the robots, as in the building, the CEO of the company moaned.
  • This was shown to be Vacoh.
  • Vacoh: "...... I don't believe this. CrimeTech is seriously gonna fall again, and I can't do anything about it! I can't believe that the embarrising fail of that overcompident half-wit Maxfire began to inspire many of the lawless worlds, systems, and almost complete specters, EVEN THIS ONE, THE SHORCE OF THE UPRISING, to get stronger laws! This, this is unbelieveable!? And on top of that, THE FREAKING HA'S AT MY DANG DOORSTEP AND WOULD SOON ENOUGH CONGURED MY WEAKEN DEFENCES BECAUSE OF BUDGET CONSTRAIGHTS?! I can't afford to let CrimeTech end with me! I'll have to escape, find Backer, and ask him to give me a loan to eventually pay off to see if I can open up shop in the other universes and bring back the legacy of CrimeTech from there! It's obvious these universes no longer see crime kindly no more! Time for me to amscray!"
  • Vacoh tried to flee, but the same watching figure intersected!
  • Vacoh: "(GASPS)!...... YOU!? (The silhouette got closer to him as he got out what looked like a cane)... I know exactly who you are?! I HEARD WHAT YOU DID TO CRIMEHAVEN?! (Sighs) As if my day's not bad enough already. First, because of the downfall of an unrelated crime boss, in a particularly humiliating fastion, mind you, law started to become more compident and stronger in even no-hope worlds! Espeically Ataxia! Then the freaking HA pretty much came down and started to trash my robots- (BOOM)..... And most likely are already in the building now. Then I realised that maybe accepting that merge with Backer would've in some way prevented this ineditability, but my belief of being a man of self-relience proved costly, and now..... There's you..... The tragic downfall of CrimeTech, could NOT be completed, without a damn Morecraft! Ending Crimehaven just couldn't be enough, could it?! I just have to be next on your family legacy bucket list, RIGHT?! But hey..... There IS some good news in this wave of s*** luck..... At least it means that you can't enjoy Ataxia either, Morecraft. It IS your home after all. Hell, your precious friends won't live here anymore either. Eventually, with CrimeTech gone and any modern descendent of the crime rebelion leaders being targeted heavily, people will remember the Morecrafts again.... That means that cops will amorally hunt you and your family members down out of professionalism. If there's gonna be no place for CrimeTech to hide, the same's gonna apply to the Morecrafts, including YOU! And ya know what? If I'm going down... (Rips off his suit to show a surprisingly strong and musslely built body)... I'm taking you with me, Morecraft!"
  • ???:... (Shadow-like tone) Get ready to be disappointed that you'll go down "Solo", V-Crotch!
  • Vacoh: (Growls at the insult, and charges while yelling loudly, but as it looks like the figure's done for, the camera focuses to the protrit of Vaoch's ansister with a scowl on his face as the figure was heard beating the tar out of Vaoch)... (The Heroes Act arrived at the door and bursted in)
  • Xandy: (She knocks the door) ALRIGHT, BLACKTREY! THIS IS THE HEROES ACT! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD, AND COME QUIETLY! (Notices that Vaoch was already defeated....).... Am I crazy or, is the bad guy already beaten before WE came here?
  • Vacoh: (He was heard with squeaky moans) The paaaaiin...! I think he killed the rest of my family with that uppercut to the Blacktrey family jewels! Oooohhh...
  • Xandy: The blazes are ya' talking about? IS SOMEONE ELSE IN THERE?!? (They saw the silhouette of the figure that defeated Blacktrey)...
  • Aurlena: Who the grock?
  • ???:... Consider this a traditional courtesy, Heroes Act. But know this, we'll meet once again... One of these days. Because you'll know who I am. (Shows them a glowing silver symbol that the Heroes Act was shocked to see as the silhouette retreated)
  • Magnum: WAIT, COME BACK, WHO ARE YOU?!? (She buzzed off after him, only to find that he disappeared without a trace)... (Sighs as she buzzed back down)... He's gone!
  • Clifton:... That... That wasn't who we THOUGHT it was, was it?
  • Vacoh: WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU IGNORENT LUMMOXES?!? IT'S A FILTHY MORECRAFT!!!
  • Cloakblade: We SAW that, genius! The symbol was enough. But at least he succeeded in honoring his family name. It's clear that you were HIS to defeat and not ours. But since he's not a spy, officer, soldier, or otherwise, we have to be the ones to place you under arrest. So you're coming with us. (They cuffed him)
  • Vacoh: (Shrugs) If I had just LISTENED to Backer...
  • Tollund: Well, too bad, pal, you didn't, because you considered Corruption Co. more of a business rival then an ally. And because of it, you left yourself defenseless. Now come with us. (They took him off)

Later.

  • Vaoch was seen strapped down by a very over-the-top security system in the back of an Oranos transport as Ataxia athority are seen cleaning up the crimetech bots.
  • Police Chief: "Our goverment will soon put these sad wasted potaintals to good, proper use. Can't thank y'all enough. The fall of CrimeTech will further boast the moral of law enforcement in other troubled crime infested planets and lead to the downfall of more crime synicates. Though, it's interesting that a Morecraft mysteriously helped you out. Granted, considering the story of how the first CrimeTech went down, I shouldn't be surprised at all. Reguardless, I wish to return the faver in some way."
  • Magnum: "Your thanks is good enough sir. We'll be on our way now if your men can take things from here."
  • Hologram probes arrived and projected the Grand Council.
  • Warson: "Well it's nice to see that you took cared of CrimeTech, because I'm afraid to say that it may as well be nothing more then a pilemerary to your next big challnage."
  • Tollund: "It's true to what they say. No rest for the heroic."
  • Hawkens: "And personally, I like it that way! Ok Councilers, who's the trouble makers this time?"
  • Warson: "Come to the Nexx Tower and you'll be further informed. Trust me, let's just say that the foes you encountered prior, barely measure up to how great and awesomely powerful this next threat is."
  • The Holograms vanished and the probes flew off!
  • Nanobyte: "Oh boy, ya know it's serious if Warson's being cryptic as balls with us."
  • Miami: (Sighs) We just NEVER get a break these days, do we? Well, we'd better get to the Nexx Tower.
  • ???: Say no more! (Zosimo appeared with the Obrah)... Get in, and we'll be on our way! (They jumped in and brought the hoverbikes and jeep with them as they blasted off)

Nexx Tower

  • Calixto: Yes, yes, the fact that a Morecraft assisted you is interesting, but that's a topic for another day. Right now, we have more pressing matters at hand.
  • Xandy: Just name it, and we'll be there in a flash.
  • Warson: LIGHTS! (They shut off as the entire room swirled in virtual effects)
  • Heroes Act:... WHOA!
  • Jarvis: Yes, impressive as it is, it can be a little trippy sometimes. It was installed during your mission on Mieber.
  • Warson: Now onto impourent matters. Computer, show the mission at hand.
  • Computer: Request acknowledged. (Trecene was seen)
  • Warson: This is Planet Trecene. It's a Rabodan colony, and one that played a big part during the Human-Rabodan War.
  • Clifton: I heard about this world when learning human history. It's supposed to be the BIGGEST RAPTURE Tactical Nuclear Missile reserve in the UUniverses.
  • Nanobyte: NUCLEAR MISSILES?!? Isn't that stuff illegal?
  • Clifton: Ohhh yeah. And MANY of the missiles there are more-or-less worn out since their production, as their deployment was cancelled for, a multitude of reasons, the biggest merely because the war ended before they were ever used, thank goodness.
  • Warson: Indeed. And unfortunately, it needs your help. Do you recall how the war started?
  • Clifton: Yeah. The Baron of the time, Baron Sidebottom- (Some of the heroes scoffed)... I can predict that the Lougers would laugh at that too if they are ever here. He saw the humans as a weak race because of their aid from the Naroudans. But thanks to the Aufones, the humans were bold enough to become evenly-matched to their Rabodan opponents. That's basically how Peace Day came. The last one was the 19th year without the humans, and they just acknowledge human hybrids in their place.
  • Warson: Well, that wasn't the LAST of the Sidebottoms'- (Scoffing was heard)... Legacy. Yes Clifton, I can see what you meant by that on how the Lougers would be, tickled fancy by that name. As I was saying, there is a successor to the Sidebottom philosify, and he is the leader of a terrorist organization out to wipe out humans, called, The Extinctioners. (Their cross-shaped symbol, which signified extinction, was seen).
  • Miami:... I can clearly see their purpose, given the symbol, as if the name wasn't already enough of an indicater.
  • Vancer: And how are they supposed to wipe the humans out considering they're still exiled in another dimension? With the portal being kept under maximum security to prevent that sort've thing, as well as the fact that tecnecally the humans are gone because of their evacuation, surely the intent of the Extinctioners will be rendered quite bloodly mute.
  • Warson: That won't stop them from finding a way there. We know far too little about what their intentions are, but just recently, they've stolen all of the nuclear stockpile there.
  • Samantha: Oh, deary me, that doesn't sound good.
  • Jling Sling: OF COURSE IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD!!! THOSE FANACTICS PRETTY MUCH WANT TO BLOW UP THE HUMANS?! AND THAT'S BAD BECAUSE-..... Well, let's just say, there's alot of impourent humans there, and it'll be a shame for them to go to waste. (Quietly) Espeically a certain someone I knew. (Openly) So put your vigilantie asses in gear and-
  • Warson: Jling, lower your tone, if you so please? Anyway, Madame President Emeoyx has requested assistance from you, and maybe even the Lodgers if they're by any chance available.
  • Magnum: Eh, to be fair, whenever we need them, they're ALWAYS available.
  • Warson: "Fair enough. But check just in case. They usually have to contend with other matters besides thwarting villainy."
  • Xandy: "We won't let you down Councilers."
  • Jling Sling: "Well good! Because it's not just our approveal on you vigilanties on the line here! If Ka- I mean, if those certain humans die because of those fanactics, I WILL NOT BE MERCILESS IN RINGING OUT YOUR NECKS AND-"
  • Warson bonked Jling on the head!
  • Jling: "D'OW, THAT HURT?!"
  • Warson: "..... Rude as that was, he has a point. Our universes' humans are on the line.... And we're concerned that, once the humans are perimently, disposed off, the Extinctioners will seek to bring trouble to another race they deemed to be violations to the Sidebottom family's perfectionest views, and that's dangerious to universeal security! It's time that this old-as-time foe of the USRA, be met with a decisive conclusion for the safety of all worlds!"
  • Clifton: I couldn't agree more. In fact, I care about humans a LOT since... Well... A human inspired me into the hero career and taught me everything I know. Doing this is a HUGE priority for me so I can honor AND protect him.
  • Warson: As is to be expected from you, Clifton. Your history files tell us everything about that as well. Hopefully you'll do a huge favor for them in this mission.
  • Clifton: I was BORN to do that. Alright, everyone, we've got some humans to rescue. Let's head out and contact the Lodgers. (They head out)
  • Warson:... (To Jling) While they're doing that, YOU are going to PERSONALLY issue an apology note for that dignitary so we can schedule ANOTHER meeting. It's hard enough to deal with the Rapirans and Clashans, I do NOT want another two worlds at war with each other, ESPECIALLY when it's OUR fault... Or more specifically, YOURS!
  • Jling:... (Sighs) Yes, Headmaster!

Chapter 2: Another AUU Mission for the Lodgers

Dragon Realms

  • Axle: (A house was surrounded by the UUPD as the Lodgers came in)... Bout time ya misfits showed up. Trust me, things are getting intense in there.
  • Lord Shen: What the hell is going on here?!?
  • Bullington: Apparently, we're dealing with an EXTREME case of empty nest syndrome! The mother of a teenage daughter is holding her against her will after a crazy incident where she declared she was moving forever. An incident which was HER fault to begin with.
  • Squidward:... (Sighs) Once again, we have to deal with a lunatic who refuses to acknowledge reality.
  • Lian: What have these UUniverses come to?
  • Peng: It doesn't matter anyway. We'll hopefully be able to talk some sense into her.
  • Bullington: Well, I'd be careful. Her dead husband had some unfortunate friends as he was a criminal gangster, so she brought them to protect her. And they're HEAVILY armed!
  • Pony Law: And they're armed to the teeth. They got stolen Mega-Sci Corp weaponry. They've been able to outsmart EVERY cop tactic we've had so far.
  • Thundera: Aye-aye-aye. She's going through ALL this mierda just to get her teenage daughter to stay? This just seems SO excessive.
  • Axle: Ugh, tell me about it! She's willing to get CRIMINALS just to keep her safe.
  • Sam: Well, they might as well have to get used to it, because we're going in.
  • ???: (In the house) YOU SHALL DO NO SUCH THING, YOU LITTLE DIRTBAGS!!! WE'VE GOT AWESOME STOLEN WEAPONS AND WE AIN'T AFRAID TO USE 'EM!!! HELL, WE EVEN WIRED THIS ENTIRE DAMN PLACE WITH DYNAMITE!!!
  • ??? 2: BILLY, YOU IDIOT!!! I SAID WE HAD TO KEEP THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!
  • ??? (Billy): Hey, they're NEVER leaving, and they'll find a way in eventually. So we decided if you two can't be together, then you CAN be in a better place, FOREVER!!!
  • ??? 2: THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!!! I WANTED US TO STAY IN A NORMAL MORTAL LIFE!!!
  • ??? (Billy): And spend the rest of your lives running away from authorities? I wouldn't recommend it.
  • ??? 4: Yeah! So it's either a life of crime, or a life out-of-time!
  • ??? 2:...You're DEAD to me, David!
  • ??? (David): Look, sweetheart, if you wanna keep your daughter, you gotta make it permanent and not create it out of vain. So it's either you kill yourself AND your daughter, or spend the rest of your life in jail, and let her just be an orphan.
  • ??? 2:...I'm starting to think hiring you and trusting you was a bad option.
  • ??? (Billy): Oranna, we've been supporting your family since your husband died. Trust me, we KNOW what we're doing.
  • Iago: I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT!!!
  • ??? (David): YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, FEATHERS!!! (Bullets flashed across them as they hit Iago's butt, making it bald)
  • Iago:... Ohhh, THIS is attractive! (The criminals were heard laughing)
  • Axle: NOW, MISS, WE CAN FIND A WAY TO WORK THIS OUT!!! JUST STEP OUT AND WE WON'T HAVE TO ESCALATE THINGS ANY FURTHER!!
  • ??? 2: NO! MY DAUGHTER NEEDS ME MORE THAN I NEED HER!!! SHE'S STAYING WITH ME FOREVER, AND NOTHING IS GOING TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!
  • Icky: HEY, LADY, YOU DO KNOW THAT THIS IS A TECHNICAL HOSTAGE SITUATION?!?
  • ??? 2: AS, I, SAID, SHE'S STAYING WITH ME FOREVER, AND NOTHING IS GOING TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!
  • Merlin:... (He teleports them all into the open, as the criminal gangsters were goats, pigs, and sheep, and the mother and daughter were both native fairies)
  • Cynder:... Huh?
  • Sparx:... ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!? THEY'RE FAIRIES FROM THE FAIRY LANDS IN SOUTH AMERICA?!? (Sighs) If you'll excuse me, I need to get BACK in the van. Ever since meeting Princess Zoe, I could NEVER look at female fairies without causing an embarrassing accident.
  • Brandy: Eh, you're useless anyway, so knock yourself out.
  • Sparx: HEY, I RESENT THAT!!! I OUGHTTA- (Looks at the fairies again, and sees something in his middle)... YIPE!!! I'M OUT!!! (Flies in)
  • Spyro:... So... You two are Dragon Realms Fairies?
  • Goat #1 (Billy): Yeah, so what? Her husband provided us with ALL the magic we needed to make crime for us MUCH easier.
  • Goat #2 (David): Wait, we were USING him?
  • Billy: (Slaps him) NO, YOU HALF-WIT!!! WE MADE A DEAL WITH HIM!!! HE GAVE US THE MAGIC, AND IN RETURN, WE HELPED HIM SUPPORT HIS FAMILY!!! WE MAY BE CRIMINALS, BUT WE'RE NOT ASSES!!! NOW GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT- (Axle zapped them unconscious)...
  • Axle:... Dumb horn-heads!
  • Gazelle slaps Axle upside the head!
  • Axle: "OW!?..... Nice to see you recovered from your Deer-A-Nator fight, Miss Gazelle."
  • Fairy Mother (Oranna): STAY BACK!!!
  • Icky: "PFFFT! Oh please, you can't do anything to us. You're not like the faires from The Fairy Oddparents World, so your magic isn't exactly AS powerful, and you're not like the fairies from the old Spyro games! You're at best, a toy-sized human with bug-wings, lady! You have no ability to be a legit-"
  • Oranna suddenly pulls an Intensifiver from nowhere!
  • Icky: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
  • Lucky Jack: "WHERE IN TARNATION DID SHE GET THAT!?"
  • Oranna: "I bought it through one of these morons' black market friends! And before you say anything, this is an intensiiver that PRE-DATES that DNA-Rekinition crap, PRIOR TO THE QUI COURTCASE!? This thing was REAL handy in scaring away crows and robbers."
  • Icky: "YOU MANAGED TO GET AN OUTMODED INTENSIFIVER BACK IN THE HAYDAYS!? Jesus Christ lady, you really milked having a criminal husband for all it's worth!"
  • Oranna: "And I'll soon be just about to have it WELL-SPENT, if none you back away from my house, and-"
  • A CLANG WAS HEARD as this song played!
Mmm what you say song

Mmm what you say song

  • As the music played, everyone reacted comically dramatic over it as Oranna blankly looked at her daughter holding a fairy frying pan, being the shorce of the clang that hit Oranna in the head, as Oranna started to faint and fell down, where as the song ends, Mad Hatter quickly caught her with a jar with air-holes in the lid.
  • Pig 1: "...... Saw that coming a mile away."
  • The cops moved in and grabbed the other crooks.
  • Pig 1: ".... Saw that coming too."
  • Cynder: "She is REALLY lucky that the death penality is no longer a thing."
  • Icky: "But we are talking life imprisonment. Being away from her daughter this way is NOT gonna be good for her mental health."
  • The Daughter dropped the tiny pan, and began crying, as she flew away!
  • Gazelle: "YOUNG MISS, COME BACK!"
  • Bullington stopped her.
  • Bullington: "Let her be by herself. She needs to cope on her own terms."
  • Gazelle: "...... Chief, what is to become of her?"
  • Bullington: "Well, at the least, she'll finally get her own life.... But, I can guess she'll stay over to a friend's place to get sympathy about what happened. As much as she can't stand her mother's behavior, she didn't felt right hurting someone who otherwised loved her."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, to be blunt, she obviously wasn't having a very healthy relationship with her mother anymore and it was CLEARLY time to leave."
  • Duke: "Don't worry about it, Gaz. At least we were able to give her the chance to get out of there."
  • Gazelle: "..... I..... I, suppose so."
  • Icky: "Well with that out of the way, it's time to focus on other pressing matters.... Prepping for Thanksgiving!"
  • Lord Shen: Well, let's get back to the van, go home, and get to preparing, then. (They entered)... OH, GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
  • Sparx: I'M SAA-HAA-HAA-HAARYY!! I COULDN'T HELP III-HII-HII-HII-HIIIIITTT!!!

Dragon Guardian Temple

  • The Lougers are seen preparing for thanksgiving.
  • Max: (He and Sam came in with mops and cleaning material) Alright! The van is clean as a whistle.
  • Sam: It's clear that one of our members needs to control his sexual pleasures.
  • Sparx: I told you, I can't help it! Every human and insect knows that fairies can be appealing to the BOTH of them. And the fairies of THIS world are PRETTY damn sexy! Ever since Spyro, me, and Cynder took that trip to the Fairy Lands before Cynder was Dark Cynder again, I was starting to grow into my... Puberty phase.
  • Boss Wolf: So since that Princess Zoe fairy chick met you, you've been uncontrollably m**********g to every Dragon Realmian Female Fairy you saw? Oh, come on, why don't you grow up FURTHER? This Zoe chick can't POSSIBLY be this pretty.
  • Sparx: You weren't there, puppy! If you see her, your balls are gonna drop right to the planet's core, and you'd have to put your penis in a wheelchair. And further ado, let's just say that... Well... I got a little... Phase since I was there. It was the greatest I've ever felt in a while, but then... Well... You heard what happens when a Dragon Realms Fairy kisses you, right?
  • Boss Wolf: I don't know, it makes your balls explode?
  • Sparx: No! Remember in the original Spyro games when a fairy's kiss allowed Spyro to burn metal with his flame breath? Well, in my... Bachelor phase... When a fairy kissed me on the lips... A drunk fairy to be precise... Well... Let's just say that Zoe hated me ever since, yet Spyro asked her to take it easy on me.... But, DAMN, she had SUCH a good body. I can see why she was flirted with so many times.
  • Dodger: Well, you might need to see someone about that later, Sparky. You never know when we might encounter another fairy like that. Oranna's being validated and talked some sense into in rehab.
  • Rita: Indeed, you need it, Sparkplug. We can't have you jerking off whenever a female fairy from your worlds shows her pretty face.
  • Icky: "Well, hopefully, we'll have ANOTHER break since that incident with Zesty AND the Nightmare Night Festival. It's great for us to chill ever since having QUITE of an eventful October. Apart from that dishastorious election result and the protests it inspired, it was otherwise a peaceful November."
  • Lord Shen: "Agreed. Villain Activity has otherwise seemed to have came to a standstill ever since the Zesty Fiasco, and it's predicted that it'll stay consisently like that until we enter the new year. That means we have the rare oppertunity to enjoy ourselves."
  • Trixie: "At least until the HA ended up needing us again."
  • Icky: "I would RAGE-OUT if that happens. I mean, we've been there about TWICE in a f****** row. One to stop some birdbrain plot, and ANOTHER trying to balance out a world that combined Demolition Man and Idiotology. Even if it was something as critical as, oh I don't know, a group of extremeists from their world having stolen some dangerious weapons or something stupid like tha-"
  • Ignitus' voice: "Lougers, you have an urgent call from the Heroes Act! They claimed a xenophobic extremeist group have gotten ahold of old war nukes from a past war!"
  • Silence....
  • Icky:... Excuse me for a TEENY-TINY teensy-weensy smidgety-little itty-bitty crucially-critically small-as-a-marble moment?

Icky's Room

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne

  • Icky: (As the music played, he was doing crazy and comical things in rage including roaring like a T-Rex, making weird animal noises, some of which are realistic, he bit into inanimate objects and chewed them up, he pooped in the toilet, put his head in it, gurgled swear words, then drank the wastewater, hit himself in the head multiple times with a hammer, drank up an entire glass bottle of beer in one gulp, vomited, then it cut before he smashed it on his head, making 'f***'-sounding chicken sounds, ripped off all his feathers, and at this point he started hallucinating as he saw himself blabbering into the streets causing massive collateral public damage, rode in a car running over multiple people, killing them with a chainsaw, a minigun, a tank, a UFO, and a Kamehameha, he stuck his head in lava, industrial sludge, a dinosaur's butt, and ended up using the Interdimensional Portal to unleash all forms of ridiculous and classically-known things from the Memeverse as he cackled wildly, but then the music and the commotion stopped when we cut back to reality as Icky was seen doing rage-damage to his room as everyone was watching, including a softly-giggling Kairi, and Iago, who was recording it on his iPhone)
  • Gilda: "...... He's really taking the inconvenience hard." (Icky ended up stopping and saw them all watching him)
  • Icky:... Tara Strong's Boooobieees! I wanna ******** **** ******* ****** ******* ***** on them!... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!
  • Kairi: (Scoffs harder)
  • Crane: Oh, dear. He was so pissed, his mind broke again.
  • Duke:... This has happened BEFORE?
  • Mr. Krabs: 11 times, as a matter of fact.
  • Gazelle: "..... I, am very worried, about his mental stability."
  • Lord Shen: "TOO late for that train, my dear."
  • Fidget: Is he going to turn out okay this time?
  • Sir Hiss: I'll handle this! (He hypnotizes him back into reality)
  • Icky:... KAIRI, YOUR AN OVER-RATED C**T FROM AN OVER-RATED DISNEY-FINAL FANTASY HYBIRD OF A GAME SERIES AND YOUR THE REASON WHY THE SAF SERIES WENT DOWN THE CRAPPER?!?!? (He realized what happened)... Did I say that out loud?
  • Kairi: (Scoffs again) You broke down in anger again. And your lucky that I learned to take negitive criticisums in stride..... It helps that you've been known to say mean things you never mean when your ticked off badly enough.
  • Icky: "....(Shrugs deeply) See, THIS is why terrorests are the lowest forms of evil! They act out in the most inconvinent of times!"
  • Trixie: "Well luckly, from what the HA said, at least they aren't with the VA or the Dark Radicals, so it's safe to say they an indie group."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but STILL! It's annoying that we're in this pattern that we're helping our universes and then theirs in some sort of twisted monatiny! If this trend continues, I might end up pulling a Deadpool on everyone and bring my pissed off demeanor to the producers!"
  • Gilda: "Ick, calm down. Cause there's no VA involvement, we'll be able to get rid of these guys no probs."
  • Icky: "That's what worries me! The VA villains may be in the worse rut of their lives, but it's obvious the Non-VA villains are still better off! And because these extremeist guys managed to steal NUCLEAR WEAPONY, I have NO faith we'll be able to finish this before Thanksgiving comes around!"
  • Trixie: "Oh worry not, even if this takes abit of a while, a late thanksgiving is better then nothing. We'll be sure to make our friends aware of any reshugdleings in such an event."
  • Icky: "I'm just saying. We might wanna make sure our thanksgiving food is kept fresh by then."
  • Merlin: Not a problem for MAGIC! (Casts a spell that does that)... Now, let's see whatever this nuclear-based incident entails.
  • Ignitus: (Appears) And you may as well hurry. The Heroes Act is waiting at the Interdimensional Portal for you. We spoke with them further, and it involves a genocide of the AUU humans.
  • Kairi:... But... Aren't THEIR humans in a different dimension since the Villains Act?
  • Ignitus: They said that this terrorist group will STILL find a way there, even if it means they make an Interdimensional Portal of their own. Now you'd better get going.
  • Lord Shen: Well, you heard him. Let's move out. (They headed out to the van and blasted off)

AUU, Interdimensional Portal

  • Mr. Dodo: (They went through as they saw the Obrah Dropship waiting for them)... (On comlink) Well, we're here. Let's bring down a terrorist group out for a nuclear fallout.
  • Clifton: Well, good, because me and the Grand Council need the humans to be protected.
  • Icky: Guys, you DO realize that this is the third time in a row that you called us into another mission after we just got done finishing another, right?
  • Iago: Yeah, Icky was so pissed at that, his mind broke.
  • Magnum: Well, we are sorry for any inconvinence, but considering this mission involves a stolen nuclear stockpile, we might need your assistance.
  • Icky: "(Sighs)...... Ya know, for the sake of not being a pisser on something legitamently impourent, I'll TRY not to complain too much. I mean, if it's to protect a race you guys really appresiate around here, I suppose at least we're doing a great good here."
  • Clifton: "It's great you feel that way. Now come with us to the Hero Hive so we can gear up. We're talking about a very infamous group here, even more then just the VA, gaining weapons almost a rival to the Astro Lasers! We can't afford to be underprepared."
  • Lord Shen: "A wise call indeed."
  • The Van and the Ship flew off!

Hero Hive.

  • The Lougers are seen walking into the HA armory.
  • Missing Link: "(Whisles). Wow, it's like I walked into an alien gun trotter's wet dream."
  • Lord Shen: "Quite an asortment of fine weaponry indeed."
  • Thunderclap: "Ya sure you really need to over-prepare against these guys? You beaten major villains without over-preparing in the past, so-"
  • Hawkens: "Oh trust me on this, pterasaur, the Extinctioners are a terror group that can even put the terrorests of Iallog to shame. The VA, looks like a brief era of inconvinence, compaired to the horred legacy of the Extinctioners! They are a group of fanactical Rabodans that refused to embrace the humans as a superior equil to other races that gotten tec and evolved without intervention of any kind."
  • Gazelle: "Well, why's that?"
  • Magnum: "Well, for some individuals, it varies. It could be because they are desendents of ansisters killed in the human-rabodan wars and felt that just forgiving the humans after the soldiers that were killed by them, was, mal-approbeate."
  • Trixie: "That's clearly more the fault of war! I'm sure some humans got killed in that too, yet you don't see HUMANS still having some form of grudge!"
  • Magnum: "That's mainly because the humans had a wise leader to turn to for that. Certain Rabodans did not have that same fortune. The other reason is also because they're loyal to the beliefs of...... Baron Sidebottom."
  • Silence....
  • The Lougers bursted into laughter!
  • Clifton: "Called it. They laughed."
  • Icky: "(Laughs)! Ok! That has just helped me get over working on a job as a hero when Thanksgiving is coming up soon! No offence, but, how does someone with a laughable name like that, get taken seriously!?"
  • Clifton: "The Sidebottoms, for lack of a non-laughable name, make up for it with being considered very enfluenceal Rabodans, for the very first Sidebottom introduse the Rabodan belief that perfection and evolution purity are the meaning of life. That means that races that went through evolution and gotten tec natorlly are to be considered superior. But those that were given the express treatment, are considered to be inferior, and abominations to the universe."
  • Gazelle: "I, understand they want things to flow natorlly, but, isn't this philosy, racist to those that couldn't've helped being given the "Express Treatment" like you said?"
  • Clifton: "The Philosify was made back when Rabodans were abit less, advance, so, "Racisum", wasn't really in their dictionary at the time. Also, the first Sidebottom was, actselly a balenced and fair guy. Problem was, his desendents started to take his philosify more and more too seriously as the Rabodans got advancer and advancer. And Baron Sidebottom ended up being the worse of what the philosify has done. It helped little that the Humans ended up being great BECAUSE of accsidently exspeariencing Naroudan tec. Not helping that the Naurodans failed to completely correct the mistake and instead aided in exselelrating their growth. And Baron Sidebottom, viewed it as a crime against the philosify. And you can guess where that lead to."
  • Lord Shen: "Obviously, the over-zealious fool declared war on them like the idiot he was."
  • Clifton: "Bingo. The Rabadons caused the Human-Rabadon war over how the humans came to be. There was other political reasons involved, but the major and top-tier one, was over how the Humans evolved. The Aufones felt that it was real dickish of the Rabodans to just do what they were doing, so they came to aide the Humans and helped them out. Cause of it, the war got itself into a stalemate with both races at an even match. Dispite The Baron's desires to continue the war and plans to use the RAPTURE missles against them, the Rabodan council felt that not only was the war unjust, but a waste of time and money, as well as not a proper impression to give to a clearly worthy race cause of how the Aufones, among the other early friends of the humans, came to fight for them. The Council felt that a truely inferior race wouldn't've garnered that much love if they were considered embarrisments to the universe, and that it's clear that the Humans are truely a superior race dispite their origins."
  • Shifu: "But alchourse, The Baron didn't took kindly to this."
  • Clifton: "And you win a prhase for guessing the right answer! He was also NOT very thrilled about being fired following his war being made to end under grounds of stalemate. But the now Ex-Baron didn't just gave up. He instead went on to found the Exinctioners instead, made of true loyalists of the Sidebottom family, which are dedicated to finish what the Baron started. Natrolly, the Rabodans gave the approbeate reaction to stop these guys themselves, but unfortunately, Sidebottom figured they would do that and had his group ditch the Rabodan homeworld to become wide-spread and establish many bases, include a "True" Main Base, which is kept as a very well-guarded secret to the point that some millaterry leaders are starting to have doubts if there even is a true main base. Even the Grand Council are unsure about the credability of the true main base. Which is why it is considered impourent to capture the High Rankers, espeically Overlord Gen I Side, to locate the base and bring the true end of the Extinctioners."
  • Icky: "Why so, and not just settle for the hunchos?"
  • Samantha: "The Baron was a smart being. While the other planetary bases served as millatery operations, the True Main base serves as a nursery and home for the families of the extremeists that choose or are cohersed into follow the Baron's beliefs. Espeically the Sidebottom family. It wouldn't matter if we captured or even killed Gen, he would be replaced by a successor of his first-born, who would be promised to be just as bad, or even worse, then the predessor."
  • Iago: "Well if it's that simple, then why are these guys still a problem? And it has to be other then "They're Elusive"!"
  • Clifton: "Oh, they were close to do that, but..... Let's just say, an overly emotional twat ruined the chance every time because of the High-Rankers saying something mean, provoking the idiot to kill them! It got bad to the point that as of now, only Gen is left, and if Gen were to follow suit, then it won't matter if we secure the RAPTURE weapons or not, they'll just end up being stolen by Gen's heir and this crap repeats itself, only with the risk of Jr. learning from the mistakes of his daddy, and perhaps, ACTSELLY succeed with destroying the humans!"
  • Icky: "YIKES! Well if it helps, maybe they'll lose their purpose if they ever do the humans away."
  • Stephenie: "That's what concerns us. The Humans may be a primairy, first-on-the-list goal, but it's not their sole one. They will happly seek out any other race that didn't had a normal evolution rate, even if it was by accsident or cause of malmitulation. And believe us, the Humans are not the only race with an exselerated evolution! At least 30% of the races and creatures in our universes has had an exsellerated evoution of tec. Espesically ones that are proven benifital and benvolent. The Extinctioners however won't care about it greatly as long as their tec didn't came natrolly. So.... If the Humans are gone, so will any race that had a simular origin."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Very well. All the more reason to put this maniac in his place."
  • Gazelle: "I agree. Geniside should never be pardoned or excused."
  • Patrick: "Hey, look at this shiny thing! (Patrick was near a glowing ball).... Must.... Touch...."
  • Zosimo: "NO YOU STUPID PINK THING, DON'T TOUCH THA-"

Patrick touches it and something simular to this happens.

Men In Black 1997 Practical joke by the Great Attractor

Men In Black 1997 Practical joke by the Great Attractor

  • Patrick: HOLY BARNACLES!!!
  • Sparx: OOH, WATCH YOUR HE- (Spyro gets knocked out by the ball) SOMEBODY GET HIM SOME ICE! (The ball continues to bounce around smashing stuff and knocking people out)
  • Duke: Awwww, DAMN! OH, OH, I HOPE WE CAN PAY FOR THAT!! (The ball smashes the lab)
  • Zosimo: NOOOOO, NOT THE LAB!!!
  • Melman: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
  • Trixie: (She put up a weak shield that was actually strong enough to protect her from the ball as it bounced off and shattered the shield)
  • Sparx: AAAAAHHHH!! MOMMYYYY!!!
  • Merlin: I'LL HA- (He was knocked out)
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Brian) HOLY F***, WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? (The ball destroyed the TV and entertainment with it)
  • Clifton: NOOOO, NOT THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER!!!
  • Rico: (He ends up swallowing it accidentally as it bounces across his stomach, hurting him to the point where he vomited not just the ball, but much of the contents of his stomach)
  • Iago: WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS THING COVERED IN FLUBBER?!?
  • The Ball flies through Thunderclap's wing as he freaked out!
  • Thunderclap looked at the hole, and screamed at the damage!
  • Po: "I CAN STOP IT, I CAN-"
  • The Ball slams into Po's Crotch!
  • Po: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOOO! My tenders..... OHHH, oh..."
  • Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
  • Alex: "Do you ALWAYS have to say that everytime someone got-"
  • The Ball flew into Alex's crotch!
  • Alex: "D'OHHHH! OHHH!"
  • Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
  • Alex: "COULD YOU GIVE A GUY A BREAK!?"
  • The Ball began ricocheting from Gazelle's horns, to her dismayed freak-out!
  • B.O.B.: "I CAN CATCH IT!? (The Ball flies straight through B.O.B., causing a mess)..... DID I GET IT?!"
  • The Ball was heading to Duke!
  • Duke: "WHAA!? (Duke did the same dodges from the Rodentia Chase scene as the ball missed every time!) Hehehe."
  • The Ball was heading to Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: "(GIRLY SQUEAL!) SQUIDWARD!? (HOLDS UP SQUIDWARD'S HEAD) SHEILD ME WITH YOUR FOREHEAD!?"
  • The Ball bounced off of Squidward's head, leaving a painful bump in the progress.
  • Squidward: "..... Owwwwww."
  • Icky: "JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!?"
  • Magnum/Samantha: IMMOBILITY!!! (The ball ended up freezing in place as everyone recovered from the destruction it caused)
  • Creeper:... The BLOODY hell was THAT?!?
  • Zosimo: Well, your big pink dumb friend here launched something that caused quite a stir on Jokalivia and caused a global blackout that it's currently recovering from. A practical joke from the infamous Screwballer. He thought it was funny as hell. (They place the ball back in it's place)
  • Patrick:... Oops.
  • Mr. Whiskers/Brandy/Xandy/Zosimo/Shen/Squidward/Bagheera/Gilda/Boss Wolf/Gazelle/Duke: OOPS?!?
  • Trixie was seen healing Thunderclap's wing as he was sucking on his thumb.
  • Trixie: "(While in the process) Oh sure, because "Oops" fixes EVERYTHING, now does it?!"
  • Fidget: Now that I think of it, why do you guys KEEP that thing in the weapons room?
  • Magnum: Stopping Screwballer was our first mission since Maxfire. We were keeping it here for safe-keeping until it could be disposed of..... Trouble is, it's pretty much indestructable. So we're pretty much stuck with what is amply named, The Screwballer's Device.
  • Icky: "Ya can always give the dumb thing to us and we'll locked it up in the darkest reigens of the Forbidden Basement."
  • Magnum: "Hmmm.... Considerable offer, but it'll have to wait until we settle with a much more impourent issue. Trecene is in the Zeta Universe, of the Zilgord Sector, in the Omagum System. Let's move."
  • Kowalski:... Do we have to pay for all this mess we caused?
  • Zosimo: We can pay for it ourselves. Besides, ya'll probably don't have any of OUR currency.

Space of Trecene

  • The Louger van and the HA Ship are seen heading torwords Trecene.
  • Lord Shen: (Camera outside as his voice was heard en route)... So this, 'Morecraft' you speak of, got to Blacktrey before you did? (Camera then cuts to him on the comlink) Well, it certainly seems to be his place to do so. His family would be proud of him. Perhaps we'll look more into them after this mission.
  • Xandy: I certainly hope so. The criminal world is still an elaborate world shrouded in mystery even to us, and we could really USE someone like a Morecraft to help us with something like that.
  • Mr. Dodo: We're about to approach Trecene's atmosphere. Brace yourselves.
  • Clifton: "Alright, first on the agenda, talk with Madam President Emeoyx. She'll give full insight to what we're up against."
  • Gazelle: Hopefully that shouldn't be too hard.

Capital Time, Trecene

  • Clifton: (They landed in a civilized snowy location as Rabodans noticed the landing and recognized them as the Heroes Act and the Lodgers)... WHOA! It's freezing out here!
  • Savio: Oh, boy! You never said it was a SNOWY world!
  • Xandy: Well, this world IS the last planet in it's system, so it's far enough from it's sun for this kind of temperature to be present. And this kind of climate DOES play well in military work. Even though it's Noranember and it's 16 days away from Banquet Day, this world is one of the hundreds of worlds currently out of date since it's year is longer than Marbonian years. Currently, Trecene is in it's winter cycle. AND when this world is in it's winter cycle, it brings large blizzard hurricanes that last about 1-in-a-half months. (A distant but barely-heard thunderclap was heard in the distance and they saw a large hurricane-like storm)... Speaking of which.
  • Clifton: Aw, VRATS! It's clear why Gen decided to act NOW! He knew that this storm could make tracking him down difficult. And 1-in-a-half months is PLENTY of time to make his move.
  • Vancer: Oh, BOTHER! THIS IS BEYOND BOLLICKS!
  • Shifu: Don't fret. We can still do this. We just need to meet up with this world's president.
  • ???: "The world's president you say?"
  • A snazzly dressed Rabodan polotision came in, holding quite an exaggerated smile.
  • Snazzy Rabodan: "Allow me to introduse myself, I'm the Vice-President of Trecene to Miss Emeoyx, Grin Eateron S. Hitlock."
  • Icky: "Pfft! So, your saying that your name is, (Scoffs), Vice-President Shit-Eating Grin!?"
  • The Lougers laughed as Grin Eateron's smile fades.
  • Gazelle gave them a stern stare that stopped them.
  • Grin Eateron: "...... Ugghhhhh. If I had a coin and a dollar for everytime people made that conpairison, I'd retire early and then some."
  • Icky: And if WE had a coin and a dollar for every time we heard a guy's name that used comical word play, we'd be able to be an unstoppable army strong enough to destroy ALL evil in both THIS and OUR UUniverses. (They continued to laugh, until Gazelle gave another stern stare.).... Hypertheicly alchourse.
  • Grin Eateron: "(His grin returns) But please, you can take me seriously calling me by my more-preferred name, Grineace. I work alongside Madam President Emeoyx on all public and personal matters."
  • Shifu: "Please pardon our amusement to your name, Vice-President Grineace. We're still trying to learn on how to handle humorous-sounding archetype names better."
  • Grineace: "No, no, please, it's no trouble. I pretty much was used to it since my childhood, (Quietly as the grin went away again) No thanks to my bully problem! (Openly as the grin returns) But when I moved into politics, I had to earn the single name 'Grineace' so I can be taken more seriously because nobody could do so in summits and public announcements. Anywho, I would be delighted to take you to see the President. She's been yearning to discuss major matters that should otherwise be considered classified."
  • Xandy: "No need to subtly tell us that you have trust issues to outsiders, sir. We get this is a matter you guys take seriously, so we will too."
  • Grineace: "Oh, I am not suggesting that at all! But I'm glad you respect some of our standards. Please, feel free to take my hover-limo, I'm kinda in the midst of running errands anyway. I'm as busy as a zee."
  • Thunderclap: "Wow, what a nice guy. AND he looks snazzy."
  • Icky: "Yeah. It would SUCK if this guy pulls a Bellwether on us and turned out to be a surprise villain in the waiting."
  • Grineace: "(Laughs half-heartedly), Oh your sense of humor knows no boundaries. Please, go on right ahead to the Hover-Limo."
  • Gazelle: "Gracias, good sir."
  • The heroes went on as Grin Eateron stayed behind..... His grin turned into a scowl.
  • Grineace: "..... (Quietly) I warned that self-rightous fool that this would happen!?"
  • A pet cockroach-like creature came out.
  • Cockroach-like Insect: "(Mocks Gazelle) "Gracias, good sir." (Growls) (Iago-like voice) I barely even got to know them more then a few seconds and already I can't STAND their stupid-ass voices and their STUPID-ASS stupidity and STUPID-ASS lack of courtesy!?"
  • Grineace: "Oh would you calm down, Ri'gmort, my good genetically-engineered Qroach? (Hops onto a hover bike and flew off somewhere)."
  • Ri'gmort: "WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?!? OUR BIG GAME PLAN IS IN DANGER HERE, CAUSE OF THOSE MISFITS!? I CAN BE PRETTY SAFE TO ASSUME, OUR PLANS ARE IN THE JUNKYARD, LIKE WHERE I USED TO BE UNTIL SOME MORON DECIDED TO TAKE ME FROM MY HOMEWORLD OF BULECH?! SOON ENOUGH, HE'S GONNA BE BEATEN BY THOSE YUTSES WHO'LL TAKE BACK THE OCCUPANTS!? AND SOON ENOUGH, WE'LL BE CONDEMNED, TO FOREVER TAKE ORDERS FROM THAT HYBRID LOVING BITCH OF A PRESIDENT?! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM HERE, A BIG-"
  • Grineace: "(Gently closes off Ri'gmort's mouth) I said calm yourself, Riggy! (Ri'gmort grumbles as his mouth parts were let go) The presence of the misfits isn't a true threat. While it wouldn't hurt to alarm our good friend, he's otherwise in no real danger, thanks to the storm coming soon enough. Once everything goes through smoothly, I'll be President, not that idiotic hybrid-cuddler of a whore!?"
  • Ri'gmort: "Yeah, and then, we'll see the biggest mass-deportations of those disgusting hybrids, straight into Pharagu! I haven't been there, but I heard it's FAR worse than Bulech, and not just because it was turned into a garbage world irresponsibly! It'll be enough for those little freaks of nature to be COMPLETELY intoxicated until they croak louder than a Spattold bursting it's head sacs! (Mimicking them doing that) BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, KER-SPLAT!! (Laughs)"
  • Grineace: "(Laughs) Oh, how I LOVED how your nasty little bug mind works!"
  • Ri'gmort and Grineace laughed echoingly as the hoverbike zoomed off.

Capital Time Capital Building

  • MP Emeoyx: (The hover-limo appeared in front of her and Admiral Wardan as they came out)... Goodness! I never knew Grimeace had THAT long a hover-limo on standby for them.
  • Admiral: Neither did I. He freaked me out not just for that, but with his creepy grin, as if he was hiding something.
  • MP Emeoyx: Shush, they're coming.
  • The Misfits are seen getting out.
  • Po: WHOA! It's STRANGE he had THAT long a hover-limo on standby for us.
  • Shifu: Indeed. He confused me not just for that, but with his creepy grin, as if he was hiding something.
  • Sam: I've seen long-ass limos before, but not if they can be long enough to hold an ENTIRE army of misfits like us.
  • Max: You'd think a limo like that would be hard to get through traffic.
  • MP Emeoyx: Greetings and welcome to Trecene, Shell Lodgers and Heroes Act. It's an honor and pleasure to have you assisting us in saving not just the humans we cherished and memorized for 19 Peace Days straight, but also other possible races that shared their origins.
  • Max Cat: You know, I GOTTA ask why the Naroudans would wanna aid the humans in evolving. I mean, didn't the Grand Council say that doing that was... Well... Frowned upon?
  • MP Emeoyx: You may have to ask the Naroudan Master President for that because they have kept reasons like that classified for... Well... Safety reasons.
  • Admiral: Though I do have a VERY damn strong guess as to why though. The humans might've been something SPECIAL to them before they met. But enough chit-chat, we need to get to work. And it wouldn't be prudent for you to stay out here in the cold considering the reptilian members you have with you.
  • MP Emeoyx: I agree. Come with me, please.
  • Icky: WOW! What a tone of speech. You're just like Dr. Wolf, except female... And an alien humanoid. (They entered the Capital Building)

Inside.

  • Savio: "AAHHHHHHH, thank gods! WOOOOOO! Seriously, why did you people desided to live in what's assentually a planet in a perpetual ice age? That shouldn't be considerably inhapitable to my knowledge!"
  • Admiral: "Our reasons were for different purposes. Perhaps the surface isn't the best place for cities, which is why we went underground."
  • Icky: "Then why are there surface cities, like the capital? By the way, you don't exactly have a very busiling capital for the moment."
  • Admiral: "Trecene DOES have peaceful moments, so we do have cities in the surface, then get underground when things are soon to be hecktic, like our incoming storm. But the main reason is because Trecene was perfect for millaterry practices in privatcy."
  • Thunderclap: "Well it's not exactly a very good private place if everyone knows about it."
  • Admiral: "Perhaps, but it doesn't need to be a secret if the cold of Trecene nearly rivals that of Oranos."
  • Savio: "I know I won't dream of coming here again."
  • Po: "Well how exactly are you guys fine with this? Warm-blooded or not, I'm not sure if Trecene is exactly a good place for a colony."
  • Admiral: "Let's not get side-tracked. Your here about our fanactic problem, not to ask questions on how life in Trecene works."
  • Shifu: "We understand."
  • Icky: "So our friends pretty much gave us some detail about these Extinctioner Dudes. And that you could've otherwised been able to be done with them before any of this could happen, had it not been for some over-sensitive asshat who kept killing the Higher-Ups willy-nilly over petty insults?"
  • Admiral: "UGGGGH! Don't even get me started on Ruther! His unprofessional misconduct is the reason why we're even having this discussion!? Had he just left, even at least ONE alive, we would've been able to know about the true main base and worry about the planetary bases at our lezsure! Otherwise, without the capture of the true main base, even capturing Gen would be too bittersweet when his first-born son will just take over from him and risk a repeat of events, only he will avoid his father's mistakes and do a dangeriously better job! That's why I had my nefpew to hunt that pathic insult to our force's name down and for him to be rightfully sent to a millaterry prison in our homeplanet where he BELONGS!?"
  • Gazelle: "..... I'm, sure this Ruther has a reason for his unprofessional behavior...."
  • Admiral: ".... (Sighs)...... Your right. His misconduct was, not without reason...... Let's just say, The Extinctioners made it personal to him when.... His parents had a bad run-in with them..... They were a cross-race couple.... A Rabadon and A Human...... It's a safe bet the results were, fatal....."
  • Coldfront gulped.
  • Pervis: "...... Oh, shoot."
  • Icky: ".... Jesus."
  • Po: ".... Well, obviously, he, he just wanted to avenge his parents. They were respondsable for his existence, and then some crazy folks show up and take their lives away because of something they don't agree with?"
  • Admiral: "I get that.... And I don't usually complain much about the deaths of terrorists otherwise. One less fanactic in my book. But our people's goverment believe in handling our enemies and our problems with honor and dignity. And going gun-ho on them like he's his own judge, jury, and executioner, is not honorable or dignitfived! It makes him no better then the Extinctioners. On top of that, he should've just at the least settled for the general actselly respondable for the order of his folks' deaths, which he eventually did at a certain event, he did NOT, had to go after every single higher-up and made our desire to bring the Extinctioners down properly, hard! As I trust you had been informed, the True Main Base is basicly a terrorist hatchery. Rabodan children, being raised into believing a tainted philosfy, being raised to hate humans, and promising to be the ones who would hunt them down! Because of how Ruther did things, he risk worse people to take the place of ones that were bad enough as it is, and they'll avoid the mistakes of the previous generations, or even seek out the ones who caused their relitives' downfall! Espeically if he was allowed to slay Gen. Won't matter a damn thing if he dies, if his son will replace him, become worse, and correct the mistakes he made, and worse still, be the one who destroys the humans! Now, I sympathise with Ruther on why he's like this, but it's NO excuse, to make the Extinctioners worse with a new generation of improvements to the previous high-ranks! Also, he's not that speical in terms of what happened to him! Many others have lost their friends, family, loved ones, and more, to the Extinctioners, in some way or another, but they would still follow our code to treat our enemies with honor."
  • Shifu: "An admirable belief and trait.... But you have to understand that not everyone will follow this if they feel it robs them of their ideal form of justice. Perhaps Ruther thinks that the Extinctioners aren't worthy of being treated honorably. And considering what they had done to his mother and father, I can't say I blame him for his logical conclusion."
  • Admiral: "Like I haven't already heard it from the president herself. My point is, Ruther is only gonna make things worse, and nothing will change that. Even dispite Madam president's previous wishes to have his criminal record expunged, but thankfully, only the Baroness can do that, and the Baroness agreed that Ruther is not a proper Rabodan and is only making the Extinctioners worse in time with his short-term revenge acts leading to long-term new generations of fanactics."
  • Tigress: "Well, why did the madam president tried to do so?"
  • Admiral: Well, like I said earlier about when he took down the High Ranker who ordered his folks dead, cause of a certain event. And in that event, he rescued an ENTIRE hybrid camp full of human hybrids from the Extinctioners. Even an old rule stickler like me will have to admit, it was QUITE a stunning feat and an appreciated one. Unfortunately, despite a successful rescue, he killed yet ANOTHER High-Ranking Extinctioner, the same forementioned general who had his folks murdered through that order, DESPITE some of us warning him that they've learned they can control him so they can easily conceal their hideout's location, as they will GLADLY sacrifice themselves to keep the truer base safe. But, as usual, Ruther was simply TOO stubbornly blind to listen to reason and inadvertingly helped them by killing the higher-up..... And he was the last one to know the truer base, leaving only Gen. (Shrugs) I swear to God, maybe my nephew was RIGHT that Ruther's heritage made him quite the dumbass.
  • Telthona: Yikes, sir! You DO know that words like that are among one of the WORST remarks hybrids can receive from hybrid-haters, right? That can get your tushy kicked hard!
  • Admiral: Well, maybe in THIS case, he was right. It's not that I have a problem with Ruther acting like any normal being after going through what happened to him, but the idea of the millaterry is that your suppose to control your emotions and punished the wicked like proper enforcers, not vigilanties..... No offence.
  • Downpour: "Offence not entirely taken."
  • Admiral: "Point being, Ruther has once again proved why it may not've been the greatest idea to include Rabodan/Human hybrids into service. Their genetics never work right. Humans' strong sense of emotion, do not compliment a Rabodan's ability to control themselves even at the worse moments of their life. Cause of it, Ruther is not an extreme difference to many other Hues out there, apart from what he is known for."
  • Gazelle: It is STILL unwise to demean someone through stereotypes. And I should know personally, because where I come from, that's STILL a serious problem that is slowly being fixed. This 'Ruther' character may be completely unreasonable to you, but that simply does NOT mean he is a 'dumbass'. He's just a little... Misunderstood. What your nephew might've said, must be because he's one of these 'hybrid-haters' Telthona is referring to.
  • Admiral:... (Sighs)... I'm normally a man who gets very defensive about his family being called out, but.... Your not exactly wrong to classify my nefpew as a, "Hybrid-Hater". I may love my nefpew, but I ain't ignorent to his major malfuntions. I don't have full intel on how he came to hate Hybrids, but I assume it's the common superiority complex we Rabodans have. And sadly, Human/Rabodan Hybrids, which we call "Hues", don't exactly tend to get the best treatment ever.... Hence why they lived in camps as suppose to living with the rest of us. Sometimes, even the nicest ever Rabodan, will end up feeling too high and mighty, to view a Hue as anything but a hybrid. But don't worry, the camps themselves are separate and elaborate underground places that Emeoyx hires the most sympathetic of Rabodans to provide for and only let them out during Peace Day so they can build confidence in our race so we can learn as well as any other race that hybrids can be accepted and should be appreciated REGARDLESS of mixed genetics. It's a slow process, but it's clear that Emeoyx is making good, encourgaing enough progress in it. Though my nefpew obviously made no damn attempt to at least try to control his Rabodan superiority. It's clear that everything that's happened has gotten to me. But I'm afraid it doesn't mean I'll call him off because of this. You need to understand well that we CANNOT let him screw this mission up anymore than he has already. Espeically now that Humans and whatever race of simular origin are at stake here! If you think Gen's bad enough as it is, just imagine what his son would be like. And if Ruther is allowed to screw-up again, it could be game over for humans and those like-wise races alike. That's why my nephew's squad is important for the safety of humans and Rabodans, and many others who the Exinctioners could target.
  • Tigress: It's ALSO unwise of you to put a person who is a clear hybrid-hater in charge of hunting a misunderstood hybrid fighting for his dead parents, REGARDLESS of family relation.
  • Admiral: Ok, I know my nefpew isn't exactly the best representation of the good in Rabodans, but that doesn't mean he's an inadiquite soldier. He may've hated him since school to the point where he intentionally made him sensitive to his heritage in the past through a bully relationship, but out of ALL the people in the Rabodan Military, he's the best at tracking down Ruther. He has been the CLOSEST to doing it than anyone else multiple times.
  • Mr. Whiskers: We could always do that for you.
  • Admiral: Appreciated, but no thank you. Ruther is a Rabodan matter. Besides, Soto is very good at doing that himself, and doing it quickly. His common strategy is waiting daily at the place where the lab of Ruther's friend, Professor Celdrin Aberrant, is.
  • Brandy:... So... You're saying that your nephew spends every day setting traps by a scientist's lab, and STILL couldn't capture him? Well, so much for being the 'closest' to capturing a hybrid.
  • Sam: And I'm pretty sure that doing so is quite a disturbance of peace.
  • Admiral: Oh, believe me, one, nobody really likes The Professor. Two, his lab is pretty isloated from socity. He may come from a long line of famous geneticists, but he's ALWAYS been shunned because he claims that his father discovered some kind of 'genetic anomaly' the humans apparently possessed. But that's long been proven to be nothing more than a big conspiracy theory meant to poison a lot of nerds' minds, and a possable risk of encouraging the Extinctioners' bad behavior.... Fortunately, even Gen thinks that's utter nonsense for as long as there's no creditable evidence.
  • Duke: "Well if you guys know that the Professor is with the guy, then why not arrest the doc and get Ruthy to come to you?"
  • Admiral: "Remember that Rabodans like to treat their foes honorably. It wouldn't be morally sound to use BLACKMAIL, just to force Ruther to surrender, even if it's on a local crackpot genius. Also, his genectic pets wouldn't take kindly to such an attempt."
  • Icky: "Fair enough.... Though, I gotta asked.... Why are the Hybrids living in camps and not in the cities like you?"
  • Admiral: "Like I said, Rabodan Superority can be too overbearing, even from the nice ones!"
  • Po: "Well, we mean like, a more MAJOR reason why."
  • Admiral: "....... (Sighs)....... Originally, The Extinctioners didn't really cared about Hybrids or anything about what they did to those like Ruther's family. But then.... All of the sudden..... They showed that they do now, when a Hue dominated city, "HuesHue", was practicly destroyed in an Extinctioner attack. Barely half of it's population was spared from it. We resorted to giving them camps as a result."
  • Shifu: "You mean, their crusades against Hybrids is considerably recent?"
  • Admiral: "Yes, for as far as litterally ever since Madam President Emeoyx took over as president."
  • Mantis: "Well, maybe, Gen just started to dislike Hybrids."
  • Admiral: "It's possable, but some can't help to feel that there was more to it. I just wish why."
  • Merlin: "Perhaps it is a matter we'll investigate in time. The impourent thing is to stop their plans for the RAPTURE weapons."
  • Admiral: "Exactly my sentiments. Thing is, they used a cloaking ship to steal the weapons. It came as quickly as it left. Cause of it, we were not able to track it to it's Trecene Planetary base. But we have threoies. Some of our exberts suggested it headed somewhere around the same direction of Abominable Peak, the deadliest mountain in all of Trecene."
  • Hawkens: "Well, if I knew my terrorests, they would always go to the most dangerious areas to avoid being easily sought after by athorites."
  • Admiral: "That's not our only concern. The Storm is already at Adominable Peak, and alone, the mountain is a perfect place for a death wish, but during storm season..... Not even I would wish to venture there unless I seriously had to."
  • Missing Link: Well... As unreliable as he is... Does Ruther possess ANY valuable information that could aid us in our mission? Possibly a means to get past the storm?
  • Admiral: I wouldn't recommend it. Ruther is the last person you should trust. But, there is ONE way to find a way to search the Peak for the Exinctioners Trecene base. Professor Aberrant claims he has a brother who working for the Extinctioners. Perhaps it IS a good excuse for him helping Ruther, aside from his nonsensical claims of the genetic anomaly of humans. But EVERYBODY knows that something like that would be all but unlikely in a being of mixed genetics, especially Hues. Perhaps you COULD ask him, but try not to accept THAT much from him. Ruther is PROBABLY not there at the moment, but you COULD ask Aberrant as a first step in your quest.
  • Monkey: Good enough for me. Where is he?
  • MP Emeoyx: "Let me take over from here, Admiral. Like the Admiral said, he resides outside of civilisation. The Good Professor resides in an underground cavern teeming with underground life. He considers it the place perfect to study genectics."
  • Icky: "Yeah, it makes sense that the outcast is a recluse."
  • Admiral: "Just be careful there. It's the middle of mating season there. The underground animals get REAL testy when they're in the mood."
  • Tuilo: "Oh, pfft. A few horny animals are never a problem to us."
  • Admiral: "...... How about Xacimites, giant Tripresoni, Cannalirechs, and other unsentient animals such as Barbears, Combironts and Vorawings?"
  • Skipper:... Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: Zosimo?
  • Zosimo: Xacimites are caste-based flightless insects that can digest anything in a swarm, Tripresoni are triple-fanged arachnids, Cannalirechs are giant xeno-arthropods that are VERY vicious, Barbears are large and INCREDIBLY territorial mammals, Combironts are flightless, agile, sapient, and carnivorous chiropterans, and the Vorawing is a giant predatory chiropterans.
  • Kowalski: "Then, THAT, could be an issue."
  • Admiral: "Which is why I suggest you take some items to defend yourself with. We have some of the finest guns perfect to k- (Lord Shen was waving his arms about motioning "No", then points to Gazelle, jesturing that she's sensitive about creatures getting hurt)...... Perfect to, scare away. (Shen gives a silent thumbs-up.) Just have them set to stun and you'll be fine."
  • Xandy: "Thanks, but we can handle ourselves here. We're already good in the stungun department."
  • Clifton: Trust me, we'll ensure that none of those creatures get harmed NOR disturb us.
  • MP Emeoyx: I wish you good luck, Lodgers. The fate of the humans and any other potential race is in your grasp.
  • SpongeBob:... So, no pressure then?.... (Takes deep breath)... Well, Lodgers and Company... Let's get started. (They took off)

Chapter 3: Overlord Gen I Side/Meeting Tether Ruther

Abominable Peak.

  • A treacherious mountain is seen as Grin Eateron was seen riding torwords it. The Camera pans torwords the lone building in the mountain. This music played as the camera goes through the building's window as the RAPTURE Nuclear Missiles, as well as several other war machines, were found through the camera's movement and multiple Rabodan soldiers were seen.
Cars 2 - 10

Cars 2 - 10. Cranking Up the Heat

  • The Camera returns outside as Grin Eateron arrived at the place, though was quickly met by cautious soldiers with H in a No Sign tattoos.
  • Exinctioner Trooper #1: "State yer name and business."
  • Ri'gmort: "IT'S US, YOU BLOCKHEADS!? (Flies up and spins around the Trooper as he made comically-funny noises in reaction and fell to the ground) Jerk!"
  • Extinctioner Trooper #2: "Oh, it' just ol' Shit-Eater and the bug!"
  • The Extinctioner Troopers laughed!
  • Grineace: "..... Charming.... Look, gentlemen, I am here to discuss impourent business with your leader. There's possibility concerning infomation he NEEDS to be made aware of."
  • Extinctioner Troop #3: "Well why the bloody hell don't you tell us about it, eh? We can do that for ya!"
  • Grineace: "Well that depends..... Remember the last guy who tried to tell him infaverable news?"
  • Silence...
  • Grineace: "(As the troopers continued to hesitate)... I figured as such. With me, at least he more or less values my advice. Now, good day, gents."
  • Grineace moved on as they let him through.
  • Ri'gmort: "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, LOSERS! LET US IN! Gen wants NO incompetence in THIS place..... Geez, where'd he digged THESE bozos up?"
  • Grineace: Your guess is as good as mine. Let's just break the news to Gen, and make sure he's prepared for them.

RAPTURE Missile Chamber

  • A Scrawny Doctor was seen anilising the Rapture Weapon.
  • Grineace walked besides the line as he saw the scawny doctor on a robotic ladder.
  • Grineace grinned, and grabbed the ladder and started to shake it!
  • The Scrawny Doctor paniced as he held on for dear life!
  • The Scrawny Doctor eventually fell off and landed on top of a passing Extinctioner Troop with a cartoonish BLAM!
  • Grineace and Ri'gmort laughed!
  • Ri'gmort: "Did you have a nice FALL there, Doc?"
  • Doctor Aberrant: (As Grin and Riggy laughed) (Sighs) Hello, Rigamortus. Annoying and disruptive as usual!
  • Ri'gmort: You're welcome!
  • Doctor Aberrant: "(As they laughed, he shrugged) Oh why did father had to create you? (Sees Grin).... Grineace, I should remind you that Gen expects BETTER and professional behavior from you, and NOT to indulge my father's worst of creations. That REALLY isn't Vice-President-like of you. Speaking of which, shouldn't you pretend to be a butt-kisser to the Madame President by now?"
  • Grineace: "Oh why act like you don't trust me? Do I look like a liar to you? Does this look like a face that lies?"
  • Dr. Aberrant: ".... If I answered that, I'll risk a wedgie. Just, what're you even doing here, you sham of a politician?"
  • Grineace: "Well if you must know, Dr. Crackpot, I am here because I bare would-be troubling news for Gen. I am after all, in a sense, the inside man."
  • Dr. Aberrant: "Bah! He trusts you about as much as he would trust a giant triple-fang to guard a fgaken house. He only keeps you around because he wants to know what the President is up to."
  • Grineace: "(Grabs Aberrant angrily) THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT I'M HERE TO DISCUSS WITH, YOU BLABBERING CRACKPOT THEORIST?! AND DON'T DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT WHO HE TRUSTS OR NOT!? HE DOESN'T EVEN BUY YOUR CRAP ABOUT THE HUMANS BEING "THE NEXT CEALLANS" AS YOU AND YOUR HALF-WIT FATHER DISCRIBED IT!?"
  • Dr. Aberrant: "Arrogance like THAT can cause terrible downfalls! People have underestimated the Ceallans BEFORE they turned down the dark path, and paid the ultimate price! AND TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY FATHER?! HE'S A BRILLIANT RABODAN!?"
  • Grineace: "MAKE me, scrawny! (Extinctioner Troopers formed around him) That is if you're tough enough! (They all laughed at the spectacle)"
  • Extinctioner Trooper #4: "Looks like the crazy doc's getting it again! (The Troops laughed as Grineace and Ri'gmort starting teasing him)"
  • Dr. Aberrant: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?
  • Grineace: "(Plays on Aberrant's bald head like a bongo) OOGA SHAKA, OOGA SHAKA, OOGA BOOGA!?"
  • Dr. Aberrant: "STOP!! MY HEAD IS NOT A DRUM-LIKE INSTRAMENT!! THAT'S WHERE MY BRAIN IS!!"
  • Grineace: "Good! Maybe I'll play the crackpot right out of you!?"
  • Ri'gmort: "(Laughs!) Good one boss?!" (As everyone laughed, Aberrant started remembering his teenage years where he was laughed at as well until he got out a small syringe-tube of an indigo-colored chemical and he ended up pointing it at Grimeace's face as he hesitated and all the troopers gasped)
  • Grineace:... (Chuckles)... Take it easy, dear doctor.
  • Dr. Aberrant: WHY?!? YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET, LAUGHING AT ME FOR WHAT MY FATHER HAS DONE!!! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE THEM AND YOU THAT DISGRACE THE ABERRANT NAME!! YOU ALL ARE A SHAME FOR TAKING THE NAME OF THE ABERRANTS IN VAIN!!! WELL, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE!!! I WILL NEVER ALLOW YOU TO FURTHER SHAME MY FATHER!! SO YOU EITHER SHUT UP AND SHOW ME SOME RESPECT, AND MAYBE WE WON'T HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO USED THIS GENETIC REGRESSION SERUM ON THE CEALLANS LONG AGO WERE TRAUMATIZED BY WHEN THEY TESTED IT ON NON-ANOMALY BEINGS LIKE YOU!!!
  • Grineace:... I still think your a crackpot, but, I have more urgent matters anyway, so, I'll at least stop rattling your little cage, Q-Ball.
  • Ri'gmort: Yeah, I mean, yeesh, come ON, Ghomstin, it was just a joke!
  • Dr. Aberrant: YOU'RE a joke, Rigamortus! You've ALWAYS been a joke since the day father created you! AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE A JOKE UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE!
  • Grineace: Oh calm yourself, Doc. Just a wee bit of teasing is all. Now stop being such a grudge-holder and give be a brief synopsyse on the missiles.
  • Dr. Aberrant:... (Puts away the serum syringe doing angry mumbles)... Well, if you jokers MUST know, we CAN make them useful in time for this invasion to commence. In basic terms, they now do more then just your average nuclear holocaust. Basicly making the RAPTURE weapons more overkill then what was intended of them.
  • Grineace: "Ohh, I'm sure Gen will enjoy that bit of infomation. See you around, Q-Ball."
  • He and Rig left.
  • Dr. Aberrant: ".... (Grumbles to himself as he climbs back to the ladder)."

Gen's Throwneroom

  • ???: (Grineace came in)... You've got some nerve to come in without announcing it beforehand, Grineace.
  • Grineace: Sorry, sir, but it was too urgent and too critical to do so. It appears that your recent escapade with the RAPTURE weaponry has attracted the Shell Lodge Squad of those otherly UUniverses and the Heroes Act.
  • ???:... Such a concern indeed. (He shows himself as a turquoise-skinned Rabodan with red and gray armor, an Extinctioner symbol, a red cape, a bald head, and scars on his face. This was Overlord Gen I Side) I have heard indeed of what they did to the villains of Villains Act fame, nevermind recent events. But it's not THAT big a concern as long as we can hold them off. And, given the seasonal storm, it SHOULD be hard for them to reach us, not forgetting our nest on top of Abominable Peak. But we must STILL make it MORE harder for them by ensuring they won't get far. I've wasted TOO much time waiting for the chance to get to those humans. 19 years, 19 Peace Days, have passed since our plans were compromised yet made easier by the Villains Act. I, for one, REFUSE to allow a 20th Peace Day to arrive with the humans in whimsy in their precious dimension. And now that we have the ENTIRE RAPTURE Tactical Nuclear Stockpile in our hands, the time to act is NOW!
  • Grineace: And you're sure this will turn out better than what those heroes have accomplished in the past? They may look like a bunch of halfwits, but they accomplished alot. If not even an infamous dark magilo lord can surpass them, then what hope would a group borned under a human-hating regime have?
  • Gen I Side: What fate the universe has in store, means little to me..... Whatever happens, we either succeed, or fail and leave my son to take over.
  • Grineace: And what about that hybrid after you?
  • Gen I Side: (Laughs)..... That Hue is of ABSOLUTELY no concern whatsoever. He's helped us keep the TRUE hide-out a secret with his human-based emotional imbalance and weaknesses. So again. It won't matter if the base of Trecene falls, as long as our true base would be able to garner our next generation to finish what my ansister started. Humans who were FOOLISH to conceive with our race will be of NO danger for us in ANY way.
  • Ri'gmort: Not even what concerns Dr. Crackpot?
  • Gen I Side: ESPECIALLY not an unproven throey! Aberrant may be a GREAT scientist, but I have NO reason to believe that those crackpot thories mean anything other then a good laugh. And even IF that anomaly nonsense is true, coming from someone who wants them gone, even I think they have no capability to just be another Ceallan race. What I will believe is that if they have something at least simular, then it means that they would've been able to make great tec on their own, yet ruined their natrol evolution progress by accepting aide from the Naurodans. That makes them even MORE of an embarrisment then already if that were to be true.... But it's ultamately a throey, and should be taken to with a grain of salt until proven otherwise.
  • Ri'gmort: You know, boss, not that I wanna justify Dr. Crackpot, but I WAS there when Aberrant's father gained the body of a human from the Human Protection Agency long ago who was a friend of his brother.
  • Gen I Side: It's been declared to be nothing more than a way to try and scare us. And I don't intimidate easily, NOR do I appresiate the attempt! ESPEICALLY NOT FROM THE WORDS OF A PEST!? 
  • Ri'gmort: PEST?!?
  • Grineace: Quiet, Rigamortus, anymore of your banter and WE'RE the ones he'll shoot down with minimal questions asked. Sir, what would you want us to do so we can ensure that this doesn't escalate?
  • Gen I Side: Well, you're the blasted Vice-President of Trecene, Grineace, use your imagination! But know that, while I accept you as a means to exsamine the lady president, I STILL do not tolerate constant failures. And don't think that I'm not aware that you don't take our beliefs to heart. Your just like the doctor. You only help us for your own means. He wants to "Mercy Kill" the humans so they won't end up being his feared "New-Age Ceallans". YOU, just want a means to get rid of Hybrids! I know the difference between true allies, and sad sponges like you. You fail to live up to your cunning, and the deal to get you into Presidency is OVER! ALONG WITH YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!?
  • Grineace:... (Gulp nerviously) Alchourse Gen. Grin Eateron lives up to his expectations.
  • Gen I Side: Now, speaking of Aberrant, did you check up on him?
  • Grineace: "Oh, you'll find that he's doing marveliously. He's already adding the serums in."
  • Gen: "Good..... That's all I wanted to hear..... Now go. Or else I'll have you play with my pet since your here."
  • Growls are heard.
  • Gen: "..... The poor thing's bored."
  • Rigamortus: "Uh, no need for that, a chew-toy works just as well, BYE?!"
  • Grin and Rig ran off with lightning speed!
  • Gen: "..... Gets them everytime. Good work, my faithful friend."
  • ???: (The creature is kept silluetted as it growled.)....

Underground Caverns

  • Trixie: (As they entered the cave)... So... How do we deal with these creatures?
  • Gilda: Well, one, we know how to deal with those Xacimites since me and Magnum dealt with them the first time we came to the AUU. They hate water.
  • Magnum: And considering these caves are moist, the location of their hives are hard to locate. They can be EVERYWHERE as scouts can target prey and call for reinforcements. Not to mention they can enjoy any other source of food BESIDES meat, like nectar from the many subterranean nectpods that grow down here.
  • Aurlena: Not to mention the edible jellyworms and glareworms that MY species considers delicious. (Takes a bioluminescent worm and eats it, then looks at Gazelle)... What, you're not going to object?
  • Gazelle: Well, apart from not allowing the worm the chance to at least be given a peaceful end, not entirely. Fish and insects are practically the only animals in my world that can't get sentient, as far as I have came to know. Some Zootopians, like meerkats, like to eat grubs and worms.
  • Aurlena:.. I like that about you. Tough, but fair. (Eats a jellyworm as the jelly leaked from her mouth) MMMM!
  • Miguel: Yiiiickh!
  • Cynder: Now, do remember, we're here to find Professor Aberrant and get some information to get us started on our mission to stop the Extinctioners.
  • Sparx:... Now that you say it, why would he live down here when there's DANGEROUS predators?
  • Cloakblade: It's clear that he came down here not only because of the variety of wildlife, AND the reclusion caused by years of a shamed name, but the predators themselves MAY provide some protection from enemies. Now, everyone have their guns to stun?
  • Telthona: Check!
  • Hudson: I'm a little worried about the Vorawings. They have commonly been known to snatch my species from the sky.
  • Tollund: And the Combironts ARE quite a highly-evolved predator of these worlds. They may not be superpredators like the Gladiozont, but they CAN kill and hunt very efficiently. They are infamous for being able to sense transmissions and electric impulses.
  • Nanobyte: And Cannalirechs. They're QUITE a nasty species. Bioluminescent backs, abdomens that tear open as reproductive organs, heal from a prior fight afterwards, and spend all it's life building temporary colonies. And that is BOUND to accure since it's MATING SEASON!?
  • Skipper: Pffft, we've dealt with predators of massive magnitudes before. No possible monster and/or alien predators can POSSIBLY scare me- (A loud echoing roar was heard as he screams like a girl, hiding under Lord Shen's robe)
  • Lord Shen: GET OUT OF THERE, YOU TOUGH-TALKING HYPOCRITICAL COWERDLY TWIT! (Throws him out) Come on, it's like you've never confronted alien predators before.
  • Patrick: Oh, we've dealt with Predators before. Watching that movie was quite helpful in dealing with them.
  • Squidward:... Quarter-wit!
  • Lord Shen: "Not THOSE kind of predators, you pink idiot! I mean the native predatory animals here?!"
  • Patrick: "Ohhhhh..... Then we better catch up on their movies..... What movies do they star in?"
  • Shen and Squidward facepalm and groan in annoyence.
  • Xandy: "Now let's all try to keep collective heads togather. Now, I'd offer to have Nytrox to alert us of trouble, but as you can see, he isn't here cause my aunt and uncle had to take him to the vet for a Zlea bath. Don't, ask."
  • Icky: "Ehh, probuly for the best anyway. A pet going against a giant-ass wild animal..... DOES NOT, end well."
  • Xandy: "Hey now, remember that Nytrox started out as a hunting animal after all."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but try to consider the time-lentgh between that and basicly being your unsentient side-kick. I mean, do you even do hunting? (Xandy was about to speak) I mean REAL hunting, not busting some drug addict thug or a drug peddler."
  • Xandy: ".... When you put it that way, I guess it might be possable Nytrox could be abit out of touch."
  • Icky: "Exactly. Not to mention that unsentient predators always target the one's that are bugging them the most! And I think a dog-eqse Ganet quilifives as such."
  • Xandy: "But overall, we'll have to make do without Nytrox."
  • Lord Shen: "Gazelle, your the animal exbert in a sense, what are the signs of large animal presence so we would know what direction they headed so we would best avoid it."
  • Gazelle: "Well, the easiest one is to look out for signs that they been here."
  • Icky: "Such as-"
  • SPLOOSH!
  • Icky saw that he stepped in poo again....
  • Gazelle: "Oops..... Dung, is uno thing."
  • Icky: "..... If anyone, even a certain immature reformed storm zealot flyer, laughs at me, I won't care who it is! I'll wipe my foot on your ass!?"
  • Icky grumbles and he limps with his crap infested food as he approuches something that looks like a giant sub-terranian leaf.
  • Icky: "This leaf will do wonders."
  • Icky grabs it forcefully and rubs it off roughly!
  • Hudson squieled wimpfully!
  • Xandy: "Oh what's wrong Hudson, it's just Icky wiping poo off with a leaf. It's gross, but it's nothing to be afraid of."
  • Hudson: "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-That's no leaf!"
  • Icky was just about done, as the leaf turned out to be a leaf shaped wing of a giant subterianian bat creature that was resting here! It was rudely awoken by Icky's rubbing and looked with shock and disgust with the end result, snarling in disgust!
  • Icky: "Well, I'm just about done, so-"
  • Creature growls are heard, as Icky stopped, and slowly turned around to see an angered bat beast....
  • Icky: ".... Meep."
  • Iago: "Oh congratulations, Icky. YOU ONCE AGAIN PISSED OFF SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL THEN YOU THROUGH CRAP!?"
  • Clifton: "AND IT JUST HAD TO BE A IEKMWING TOO?! THEY ARE A RABODIAN-NATIVE PREDATOR THAT DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO ANYONE WHO DISTURBS THEIR NAP OR RUINS THEIR WINGS!? YOU, DID BOTH, YOU UGLY MORON!?"
  • Icky: "Nn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no problem, Gazelle's assentually an animal wisperor, she'll calm the thing down and-"
  • Gazelle: "I'm afraid it might be too mad to be reasoned with right now! Once a creature is enraged enough, there's no reasoning with it!"
  • Icky: "..... DAMN YOU PLOT INCONVINENCE?!"
  • The Ikemwing flew up and grabbed Icky with it's bird-pteradactyl like talons and flew off!
  • Gilda: "HEY!? UNHAND MY MAN, YOU OVERGROWN RAT WITH WINGS!"
  • Gazelle was about speak!
  • Gilda: "YOU CAN LECTURE ME ABOUT THAT BEING AN INSENSITIVE RACIAL SLUR LATER, GAZ!? MY MAN NEEDS ME!?"
  • Gilda zoomed off after Icky!
  • Iago: "WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ICKY?!"
  • Hudson: "Judging from the colors, it was a female! And perhaps a long-already-mated-with mother! She's taking Icky to feed to her offspring!"
  • Lord Shen: "We have to put a stop to it! The mother clearly doesn't realise that Ickerious will just make her children puke!"
  • Everyone just stares blankly at Shen....
  • Lord Shen: "..... AND Alchourse, we have to save the Prehistoric One as well."

Meanwhile...

  • Icky: UNHAND ME YOU UGLY ANIMAL!!! IF YOU EAT ME, OR FEED ME TO YOUR BABIES, IT WILL SEND A BAD MESSAGE!.... Oh right, your wild animals, morals are almost non-existent. BUT STILL, AT LEAST REMEMBER WHERE YOU FIRST SAW ME, LADY?! AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE CRAP I MAY STILL HAVE!? (The Ikemwing flew down to a subbterian lake and submerged itself and Icky in the water, and flew back out with an areial trick) (Icky was noticingly cleaner, beyond his no-longer poop covered foot).... Smart-ass bitch. (The Ikemwing smacks him with her talon)... And CLEARLY this thing is smart enough to know when it's being insulted. (She flew off into a light with Icky still held)
  • Gilda: GET BACK HERE, YOU GIANT WINGED PIECE OF S***!!! (The swear word echoed)... (Sighs) Fine! We'll do this the hard waaaaaaayyyyy?!?... (She went through the light and saw something that surprised her, as behind the light, was a giant subterranean temperate environment filled with wildlife)... Well... THIS is totally unexpected!
  • ???: I'll say! (The rest of the heroes appeared)
  • Cloakblade: And it's perfectly clear that we MAY'VE found Professor Aberrant. This is CLEARLY something of his creation.
  • Fidget: But we may still have to save Icky by taking it up with him.
  • Computer Voice: Caution! A bioscan detects an unspecified lifeform in the Aberrant Park. Mobilizing all units. (Sentient animal guards come out)
  • Boss Wolf:... And it would seem Aberrant has sentient animals to work for him.... How 'bout that, huh?
  • Duke: Odd, I thought the guy was an outcast.
  • Clifton: Maybe to his race for the time being, but he has other means to litterally make himself some friends. Either way, perhaps they can bring some aide in that moron's predicerment.

Aberrant Park

  • Icky: (Seeing the park below him)... Is this a joke, or am I already dead? Cause I figure an underground wildlife evioment would be less..... Green. (She flies him to her high-elevated nest where her babies were waiting as she dropped him, but then he started flying)... HAH! I can fly, b****, so you can suck, my- (The babies bit his foot)...... Maybe I should've also flew away instead of just bragging like a jackass.... Also, AAAHH!! (Another baby bit his wing and screams like a girl, and then gets bit by another baby on the butt) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!! (He struggles when he falls in the nest as the babies attempt to consume him until flying sentient animals begin soothing the babies by using scientific unnoted methods, causing the babies, as well as the mother, to let him go)... What the hell?
  • Bird Guard #1: Come with us, sir.
  • Icky:... Who are you?
  • Bird Guard #2: Well... We may just be the people you and your Lodger friends are looking for.
  • Icky:... How the hell-
  • Bird Guard #3: Dude, the bioscans don't recognize your frickin' DNA, as if your species doesn't exist here, WHY DO YOU THINK?!?
  • Bird Guard #1: Calm yourself, private! Just come with us, and we'll have you reunited with your friends. Then, Professor Aberrant will be there to see you.
  • Icky:... Oooooo... Kay. (He follows as one of the guards gave the Ikemwing family some meat as a reward for their obedience)

Later...

  • Kowalski: (They saw the massive amounts of AUU fauna and flora all across the park)... Amazing! I never thought such an environment could be made on a world like this.
  • Zosimo: It may sound strange, but it actually HAS been done before. And the Aberrants are WELL-KNOWN for accomplishing it. 66 of their ancestors and family members have done it, and Professor Aberrant clearly is no exception.
  • Gilda: Well, I don't give a f*** about enjoying scenery, we've GOT to find Icky!
  • ???: (On comlink) Do not fret, Lodgers. Just come down to my lab in the far corner of the park. I have rescued your friend from Skimbra and her babies. She was ALWAYS a feisty and grudge-worthy creature. We were PERFECTLY capable of convincing them to let him go. So come to me, and I'll tell you EVERYTHING you need to know.
  • Tigress:... Well... Problem solved, everyone.
  • Lord Shen: "And in a way, the prehistoric one inadvertingly aided us in going to Abberant. Once more, Ickerious' stupidity proved benitifical."

Aberrant's Lab

  • Gilda: (The heroes came in as they reunited with Icky, as Gilda spin-hugged in the air with him in relief) Oh, thank the Alicorn Gods in the afterlife you're okay, Ick!
  • Icky: Yeah, thanks to Aberrant. Apparently, he's got associates. I don't get it. How would an OUTCAST get some supporters?
  • ???: It's quite simple, really. (Aberrant himself came in)... You see, sentient animals HAVE worked for my father long enough to not only believe the theories that made us shunned, but support his son, but lose the trust of his other son when he proposed a ridiculous and unethical idea. So, here I am, honoring my father's already-jumbled name the best way I knew how. By building the popularized Aberrant Park, home to dozens of genetically-perfect wildlife, genetically programmed to be loyal to and appreciate sentient beings no matter what. However... What you saw with your bird friend here is... Something we have yet to fix. Also though, to be fair, she was provoked badly by whatever stupid thing your friend did, I.E.... The gross act of using her wings as a towel for, an unfortunate dung related accsident. (Icky blushed).... You see, they can be hardly trusting to anything that looks unsentient, prevokes them in anyway, and what they naturally find edible.
  • Icky: Ohh, how wonderful!
  • Aberrant: I must apologize. Soon, a little more medical treatment will be performed, and unlock that missing portion of genetic data. It's just exactly how the source's...  Well... Source, worked.
  • Shifu:... You mean, like... A 'genetic anomaly'?
  • Aberrant:... Come! I have something you might need to know about my father's research.

Inside The Lab

  • Aberrant: Though this discovery made my family shunned for so long, we actually WANTED to be shunned, despite the controversial... And... (He was seen as a teenager being laughed at)... Intolerable... Consequences.
  • Shenzi: And why is that? Are you guys assentually internet trolls that love controversey cause it brings you attention?
  • Aberrant: That is only one of the several first things people would assume, but trust me, that is incorrect. Because the truth... Is FAR too sensitive. BEHOLD! (He shows them a green fluid-filled bubbling capsule that, inside, was a preserved deceased body of an AUU human)... The human specimen, in which is the SOURCE of my father's discovery. This is the HPA friend of my uncle who unfortunately died in action, but not before donating his body to science for his friend's brother, ESPECIALLY out of respect that his two sons would uphold the Aberrant name. And... Well... I'm sure the rest is known to you.
  • Banzai: Yeah, your father said humans have some kind of genetic anomaly.
  • Aberrant: Ah, but there's more. You see, the anomaly IS real. Observe. (He does computer commands and the capsule displays a holographic screen that shows the anomaly itself in multiple patterns across the body) But again, it's uncertain if this is something else, and we cannot specify it unless we have a human to aid in our experiments. And since there's none DESPITE the mysterious rumors that some are still around, whether they be hiding from the Villains Act, are not what they used to be, OR are 19-year-old pre-adults that have been raised away from their dead or evacuated parents, and my family has searched DESPERATELY for them to no prevail, there was no telling if this WAS a genetic surprise that could blow the way we looked at our human friends and saviors forever, and could forever remain a mystery, as well as... Being nothing but a crackpot theory.
  • Shifu:... I cannot shake this feeling that there's more you're not telling us, Professor.
  • Professor: Indeed, and that's what I was getting to. You see, at first, my father took this amazing discovery to stride. But a day later... He remembered something he learned in school as a kid....

Flashback

  • (This music played as Aberrant explained)
Halo 4 OST Extras "Battle of Charum Hakkor"

Halo 4 OST Extras "Battle of Charum Hakkor"

  • (Abberant): "Once apawn a time, there was once a simular race called the Ceallans. Simular, cause they were humaniod beings that process the same genectic anomaly, like the humans. Ceallans knew about this and want to tab further into this potaintional, to make them greater then already in their teadr 1 prime. They figured that, if that potaintional is tabbed, they would became Teadr 0, and effectively become a precursor race, and spread their knowledge and legacy of these Universes, to other un-occupied universes, beyond all both of our universes.... Sadly, they succeeded, but not in the way they meant.... Now, it's a mystery to what happened. A faulty enzene, the mistake of trusting a mad doctor or an unrelieable corperation, politics simply turning bad, or simply that the anomaly should've been left well enough alone. Either way, the anomaly mysteriously ended up overwealming their better nature, and replaced it with desires.... For conquest."
  • Humaniod beings are seen attacking other worlds.
  • (Professor Abberant): "Many innosent worlds, even the strongest or most peaceful of them, were overwealmed by the Ceallans.... Nothing even minorly harmed them. Not the highest grade lazer weaponry."
  • A Bullarn with a huge Intensifiver-like weapon fired at the Humaniods with a huge blast! Then stared in utter shock that not even one of them is even missing a single limb, as if the weapon was utterly useless.
  • The Bullarn was in a great state of fear as he was backing away from the surrounding Ceallans, as one of them pulled out a greater weapon and aimed at the screaming Bullarn as the weapon fired at him!
  • (Abberant): "Not physical or magical malmitulation."
  • A big-brained being tried to mindwarp a large army of the humaniods, but failed and was promptly shot down!
  • A great wizard tried to cause the Humaniods to become cowerds, but they marched on as if nothing was effect, as the wizard was captured by a magic sucking engery ball.
  • (Abberant): "Not appealing to their better nature."
  • A group of peaceful monks lay in rows, between the humaniods and a city of enlightment, hoping to inspire peace within the invading Humaniods. It failed and instead lead to their capture as the city was eventually captured.
  • (Professor Abberant): "Not chemical and/or biological warfare."
  • Several creatures, including a Skeeteraziod, were seen dropping bombs filled with the harshest deiseses and the deadest chemicals imaginable around all Ceallan cities as they blow up. But the Ceallans are not at alll effected by this, as the creatures who dropped the bombs retreated, only to be hunted down by airal soldiers!
  • (Professor Abberant): "Even nuclear engery didn't harmed them! In fact, the saying "whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" was true here, as the anomality absorbed the radiation like a sponge on water and only made the Ceallans stronger."
  • A nuke was seen dropped as radiation spread, but like Abberant said, the humaniods only absorbed it like sponges and became stronger.
  • (Icky): "HOLY SHIT, THESE GUYS ARE FREAKING EXAGGERATED CHUCK NORRIS MEMES KIND OF BADASSES!? HOW DID THEY EVER LOSE?!"
  • (Professor Abberant): "All options exhausted, the universes turned to try and turn their own strentgh in the anomaly against them. A sciencetist named Dr. Zolost, who was angered by the atrosities the Ceallans were doing, created what is known as the Zolost Serum, which would later be outdated and now referred to as a genetic regression serum, capable of destroying genetic anomalies, to use against the Ceallans and defeat them once and for all."
  • (Gazelle): "Well I trust this serum was to cure the Ceallans and bring sense back to them, right?"
  • Silence.....
  • (Professor Abberant): "Uh.... Let me rephrase certain words..... A Sciencetist named Dr. Zolost, who was ANGERED by the ATROSITIES the Ceallans were doing, created a serum to bring HARM to the Ceallans and defeated them perimently! I'm afraid in laymen's terms, he created a serum to basicly..... Well....."
  • The Zolost serum was spread throughout the planet as it is seemingly killing the Ceallans to extinction.
  • Suddenly, Gazelle broke the scene in half angerly!
  • Gazelle: "ARE YOU PEOPLE KIDDING ME!?"
  • Icky appeared as well!
  • Icky: "OH MY GOD, SHE BROKE THE 4TH WALL!? LITTERALLY!?"

Present.

  • Gazelle: "YOU PEOPLE ALLOWED THIS AWFUL PERSON TO GENISIDE AN ENTIRE RACE VICTIMISED BY WHAT IS CLEARLY THE FAULT OF AN EXSPEARIMENT GONE AWRY?!"
  • Professor Abberant: "I, duh, well, I know it's an ugly truth, but, please understand! The alternative was to allow the Ceallans to take over the universes. Worlds were suffering and being harmed. We, we were desperate."
  • Gazelle: "WHAT YOU PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN, MAKES YOU NO BETTER THEN THE CEALLANS AT THEIR WORSE!? YOU COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY FIXED WHAT WAS WRONG AND PEACE COULD'VE BEEN RESTORED!? YOU DIDN'T HAD TO TRUST THAT, TERROREST, TO STOP THEM WRONGFULLY?!"
  • Professor Abberant: "If-if-if-if, if it's any consulation miss, what the universes did, was BEFORE we understood the Ceallans better! Beforehand, everyone thought the Ceallans were willingly becoming hostile and evil! It wasn't until after the deed was done when we discover their desires for exspearimentation in enhancing their anomalities, and we all realised that..... We could've just as easily fixed them as suppose to what we did. Rest assured, Zolost was not treated with a hero's welcome and punished for a war crime, and the polotions who okayed it, resigned in shame.... Please, everyone in those times were scared, and they didn't know what to do...."
  • Gazelle: "(Gazelle stared angerly for a few seconds, then get's alittle sad as a tear was shed...)..... Being trapped by fear, is not an excuse for what you people had allowed. And buyer's remorse, can't changed the fact that you allowed the last ever person to ever be allowed to help, kill off an entire race over something they couldn't help! YOU COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY FIXED WHAT IS WRONG INSTEAD OF GENISIDE?!"
  • Professor Abberant: "You have to understand, people were more basic in those times, we did overkill absolute actions all the time-"
  • Gazelle: "SAYING THAT PEOPLE WERE PRIMITIVE OR WERE NOT AS CURTIOUS DOES NOT EXCUSE THE FACT IT WAS CONSIDERED AT ALL?! YOU PUNISHED A POOR, MISUNDERSTOOD RACE, OVER THE FAILED RESULT OF SOMETHING THAT STARTED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, WITH DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!?"
  • Professor Abberant: "..... Ye..... Your right, miss.... There's no justifyable excuse. A race, shouldn't be punished like that, even when they're at their worse, even if they only proceed to get worse with every passing year. But again, try to consider their point of view-"
  • Gazelle: "THERE'S NOTHING TO CONSIDER OTHER THEN THINKING THAT GENISIDE WAS THE ONLY WAY TO ATTHIVE PEACE?! FROM WHAT I HEARD, MAYBE THEY DESERVED TO BE ENSLAVED BY THE CEALLANS!?"
  • Silence.....
  • Duke: ".... (Gets onto Gazelle and begins to pat on her) Gaz, calm down, your kinda freaking everyone out."
  • Gazelle: "HOW CAN I HELP THAT?! (Duke was scared off by that!) THIS QUACK BASICLY TOLD US A MUY TERROEBLAH STORY AND-"
  • Tigress: "GAZELLE?! (A fast move sent the force that shaked everything in the lab).... Calm down, before someone gets hurt."
  • Gazelle: "CALM DOWN!? HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THAT, WHEN I JUST HEARD A STORY OF UNREDEEMABLE PROPORTIONS!? AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK ME TO CALM DOWN?!"
  • Viper: "Guys, don't!?"
  • Zosimo: "Ya know, the Heroes Act has a rule against infighting!?"
  • Tigress enters a combat position.
  • Tigress: "Ready."
  • Gazelle: "(Scoffs), Your serious? I BEATEN A DARK SOCCEROR, AN ULTAMATE BEING, MY OWN DOPPLEGANGER, AND A BULL THAT CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO GREEN ZOMBIE STATUES?! HECK, EVEN BEFORE I BECAME UNITER, I BEATEN DOWN, EVEN THE LIKES OF A BULL ELEPHANT?! AND I ROUGH-HOUSED WITH TIGERS BEFORE, I THINK I CAN HANDLE YOU!?"
  • Tigress: "Not with your mind so fogged up with unbalence of emotion, you won't."
  • Gazelle: "OH IT IS ON?!"
  • Duke: "NO-NO-NO KID DON'T!?"
  • Po: GAZELLE, DON'T! WHEN SHE ASSERTS HERSELF, SHE SHOWS NO RESTRINT OR WEAKNESS!!! SHE WILL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION!! JUST CALM DOWN AND SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE!
  • Gazelle: Oh, please, I've defeated a tiger before, how is she any differe- (Tigress stomped the ground hard as everyone gasped)...
  • Po: Oh, now you've done it!
  • Gazelle:... I'm still the Uniter Princess, so she still cannot harm me.
  • Tigress: I don't NEED to beat the sense into you. I can STILL be persuasive. You NEED to get through your head that not ALL worlds are like Zootopia and treat life with respect and protection. Not ALL creatures last forever and not all creatures are COMPLETELY flawless! There are GOING to be worlds and people who do THIS as a solution. Sometimes genocide is, though not always by willful choice or actual preference, the best solution, though trust me, it's still not nessersarly universely prefered, sometimes it's not, and mostly, it's not. This was during a time period where people just didn't know better, and usually don't object too much to do things that is considered frowned upon by today's standards. Even the HUMANS have flaws such as genocide, racism, and slavery, and even THEY frown upon those times. You simply CANNOT be like this every time we learn that a race is wiped out and/or otherwise, or it will make you lose your appreciation AND legacy as Uniter Princess. Trust me, simular Uniters have ended going down a dark path because their preference dominated their ability to understand, and if you remember Zagelle, continued failures will risk you ending up exactly like her! You MUST learn that life is not ENTIRELY like what you learned in Zootopia. Nobody likes it when people complain about everything they find cruel, because THAT'S HOW LIFE WORKS!
  • Icky: "That, and Social Justice Warriors, well-intentioned as they are, tend to be very unpopular."
  • Tigress: THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, ICKY! (BACK TO GAZELLE) PEOPLE DIE, THINGS DO NOT LAST FOREVER, THINGS BEGIN, THINGS END, AND ALL WE CAN DO IS MAKE USE TO LIFE'S ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES! SO EITHER CALM DOWN AND ACCEPT THAT LIFE IS NOT MAKING PEACE WITH OTHER KINDS OF ANIMALS AND RACES ALL THE TIME, OR YOU'RE STAYING HERE!
  • Gazelle:... (Sighs)... I'm sorry. I'm still just so new to this Uniter Princess thing. If there's one thing you all should know by now, titles create expectations, but they don't bestow qualities. Just because you're a widely-prophesized hero, it doesn't mean the hero herself is free from the disadvantages your homeworld creates. We Zootopians take peace among sentient beings VERY seriously, and even WE need to learn a thing or two from you other-worldly beings! So I'm sorry, okay? Don't blame me for something I COULD NOT HELP! Look, I still need to go and make sure this 'Gen I Side' doesn't do something as dastardly as genocide. The hardcore can't understand.
  • Viper:... (As Tigress proceeded to do something) TIGRESS, NO- (She hugged Gazelle as Crane not only opened his beak, but Duke was chuckling)
  • Duke: GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY- (Lord Shen slapped him) OW! Oh relax, Gazelle isn't bothered by my teasing, it's just friend stuff!
  • Lord Shen: "Perhaps, but as the uniter's herold, you would excel better in being more respectful then that!"
  • Tigress: You think YOU'RE the only one who is confused with who you are? Even I have trouble with MY lifestyle. I am merely an orphan who was raised in the Jade Palace with Shifu and Oogway, struggling with my purpose in life since I was underappreciated in the orphanage for my inability to control my natural strength. Hell, me and the Furious Five started because of a simple mistake. I have my own history of troubled judgment because my life has been jumbled by circumstance. But if there's one thing I know, it's that you should take your time to learn who you truly are and what you can become, ignoring the harshness of reality and accept that you can make it easier for everyone else you rescue to tolerate. Life may not always be finding quick solutions before it's too late, but it's not something to be rude and frustrated about.
  • Duke:... The tiger lady's right, Gaz. If there's one thing I learned as a criminal bootlegger, I've learned that life isn't fair, EVEN in Zootopia. Life isn't always getting along and finding quick solutions. You make it sound like genocide should NEVER EVER be considered by anyone and never will. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't call it the first on my bucket list, but sometimes.... People, CAN, and will, be stupid like that. Even the Uniter, can't expect people to always agree to the same beliefs. That's ludicrous for someone to think.
  • Po: Exactly. Life was NOT meant to be easy. You need to accept when hardships occur in the past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters, is the future. So, at least be glad for the the fact that the one responsible for the genocide is long gone and was properly punished.
  • Icky: "So basicly, please chill down with the Political Correctness Social Justice Warrior stuff before we all end up doing something nobody's gonna be happy with."
  • Gazelle:... (Takes a deep breath)... Very well. I'm sorry for my temper.
  • Aberrant: You don't really need to apologies, I understand why you feel that way, and, I was kinda bracing for it. It was an unfortunate thing for such a race to suffer, but sometimes people feel that sacrifices have to be made for the greater good. Anyway, THAT story of a race that discovered wide unlockable genetic possibilities only to fall 110 years later was a troubling one to others. And indeed, people who have heard it have also had the EXACT SAME REACTION you had, Ms. Gazelle. Especially for my father. And as such, he feared that, if given the chance, the humans would go down the same path.
  • Clifton:... (Laughs hysterically)
  • Aberrant:... What?
  • Clifton: (Laughs) Professor, pardon my skepticism to your father's beliefs, but I've been trained by a human in the past and he gave me the skill I have today. I've been among human peers for much of my life. The entire time, humans have proven to be NOTHING like that. They seem pretty pure-hearted, strong, and high-spirited, and would be ABOVE letting themselves be corrupt with that kind of power.
  • Aberrant: I told my dad the EXACT SAME THING, actually! But you have to keep in mind. Not every human will follow the same standerd, and at least ONE of them might end up being respondsable for an ineditable downfall. Heck, the strongest evidence for this, is that the Yaterons have atthived Teadr 1 status, yet they can still have their flaws and follies. And it can be espeically and possabily true cause of the fact that, well, think about what the humans had been through 19 years ago. They were CHASED out of their own dimension. They have been made to look like cowards. Everyone who heard of their departure refused to believe it at first. They believed that the humans, after all they have done for our universes, DON'T EVER run from danger. But when the proof presented itself... They were shocked beyond belief. Reactions to their departure were mixed.
  • Sir Hiss:... So... Did the humans know about their own genetic anomaly?
  • Aberrant: Surprisingly... No. Otherwise, do you think they would've ran off so easily if they did? The VA would've been embarrisingly short-lived by now. Despite them being one of the MANY races to suffer the MOST genetic diseases and disorders, can mutate at a 2% faster level than any other race, and ESPECIALLY for one of their most famous qualities that were more common to them than any other being, Cerwan's Mutation, named after the first documented human to gain the mutation, Tharles Cerwan, the Father of Artificial Evolution, many evolutionary theories, AND my family's inspiration, it allows the person to evolve and get better within their environment as they grow up, they never really gave it much thought. As far as they would care to believe, that human could've been a one time aberation. And as much as anyone would think, our humans would be not much different then your humans, apart from obvious tec level status and of different evoultionary paths.... It's, apart of the reason why people view my family as crackpots now.
  • Kowalski:... AMAZING!!!
  • Mushu: BULLS***!!! You're telling me that, after SO MANY YEARS OF LIVING AND GOVERNING AND PROTECTING THE AUU, they NEVER discovered the genetic anomaly? AND YET THESE GUYS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE THE BADASS VERSONS THAT MAKE OUR HUMANS LOOK LIKE AN INCOMPLETE PROTOTYPE TO HUMANITY!? YOUR TELLING ME TO BELIEVE THAT?! IF I WAS HALF AS CARTOONY AS ICKY IS, I DO A NOSTAGLA CRITIC REFERENCE RIGHT NOW CAUSE THAT'S STUPID!? Man, no wonder people think your nuts, CAUSE THAT'S UNBELIEVEABLY STUPID!?
  • Aberrant: Believe me, that baffles even the best of those who BELIEVE the theories. So yes, my father was scared that humans would return to the UUniverses with a vengeance after discovering their full genetic potential. While my unfortunate brother, Ghomstin, would believe that putting the humans out of their misery before they would get the chance to be evil would be the proper solution, I took a more peaceful path. I intend to ensure that the humans use their genetic anomaly to the best of it's ability. And after so many years, I have a way to do that.
  • Shrek: And what might that be?
  • Abberant: ".... Well.... You know of the controversial vigilante of Trence, correct?"
  • Po: "Yeah, the Admiral was NOT saying nice things about him."
  • Abberant: "Oh trust me. There's more to him then what that traditionalist stuck-up likes to believe. Way more then anyone would like to believe."

Elsewhere in the park.

  • A almost human-eqsed Rabodan was seen cheering as he was riding on a giant four-wing pterasaur as the creature screeched in joy!
  • Rabodan: "GIVE ME YOUR BEST SPEED, ZOOM!?"
  • Zoom, the four-wing dautyl creature, happly squack in complience and zoomed out, causing the sound barrior to be borken in the progress as many creatures felt it, as it caused local birds to fly off!
  • Rabodan: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Zoom came out of the sonic boom and flew normally again!
  • Rabadon: "AWESOME?! Your the best, Zoom."
  • ???: "Well I'm glad your enjoying yourself, Hybrid."
  • Soto and some goons arrived in speeder bikes!
  • Soto: "Because uncle wants you and your little pet to come see him! You're due a court-date, you half-assed half-breed!?"
  • Rabodan: "Aw, shucks, Soto, where's your sense of fun? Oh, that's right! IT WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU DURING YOUR PARENTS' DEVORCE?!"
  • Soto: "OH I'M GONNA HURT YOU AND YOUR STUPID TETROX FOR THAT, RUTHER!? BOTH YOU AND HE ARE GOING DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE XULTURE PESTS THAT YOU ARE!!"
  • Zoom screeched offendedly!
  • Tether Ruther: "I go by "Tether Ruther" now, in honor of the insult you threw at me.... Oh, by the by, ZOOM'S A GIRL, JACKASS?!"
  • Soto: "Whoa wait a minute, that thing's a female, and yet you named it "Zoom"? Zoom's not a girl's name, dipshit!? YOU CAN'T EVEN GET GENDER NAMES RIGHT!? Though I guess it makes sense since you KEEP SCREWING OUR HOPES IN SECURING THE TRUE MAIN BASE?! SO HOW'S ABOUT YOU SURRENDER PEACEFULLY, AND I PROMISE I'LL ONLY BOP YOU ONCE?!"
  • Tether Ruther: "Hmmm, let me think."
  • Goon 1: "That's okay, take your time."
  • Soto: "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, IDIOT!? (Back to Ruther) I want an answer now, Hybrid!?"
  • Ruther:... Okay! (Jumps off Zoom)
  • Soto: What the junkopus? (Zoom disappeared as well after disorientating the troops as they fell off their speeder bikes as they fell to the ground)... (Growls angrily as they got out their Rabodan-manufactured coil rifles) SEARCH THE PLACE! Leave no stone unturned, and KILL EVERY ANIMAL IN THIS PARK IF YOU HAVE TO!
  • Ruther: (As he and Zoom were hiding in a secluded place in the vastly-tall and elaborate trees)... Well, we can't have that happening, now can we? (Mimics noises to get all the animals to get angry at Soto and his men)
  • Unsentient Hyena-Like Dingo: (Barks, "GET 'EM!") (The animals, including Skimbra and her babies, attack them and chase them around as this song plays, being sung by sentient animals)
Phineas and Ferb Songs - Perfect Day

Phineas and Ferb Songs - Perfect Day

  • Soto: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!- (His skin got flushed after being bitten by a venomous animal later on in the song, and they blasted off on their speeder bikes)
  • Ruther: SO LONG, LOSERS!!! (Laughs)

Elsewhere.

  • Sandy: WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON OUT THERE?!?
  • Aberrant: No doubt it's Ruther. Let's just say the animals here protect more than just their master. They also protect those he relies on to have his work succeed.
  • Ruther: (Flies in and jumps off from Zoom as she lands)... Hey, Doc! I came just in time after you called. Unfortunately, that asshole disgrace of the Vol Krugum name intercepted the call and knew I was coming here. All I had done before to shake them... Turned out to be a failure. He is SO good at trying to catch me, but once again, I had to rely on the last resort, and that's letting the animals give him ANOTHER whooping. And I take it these are the heroes you told me about?
  • Icky: "Who else but, kiddo? And nice mount you have, what's his name?"
  • Zoom squacked angerly at Icky!
  • Gazelle: "It's actselly a female, Icky. I can tell from the tone of HER voice."
  • Ruther: "Couldn't've said it bettter myself, miss."
  • Zoom reacted with a polite squack, as if thanking Gazelle for the correct assumtion.
  • Gazelle: "You're welcome."
  • Icky: "THAT THING'S A CHICK?!"
  • Trixie: "Well, it's not a first time we mistaken a creature's gender. Cliffjumper comes to mind."
  • Soothsayer: I believe his name was 'Cloudjumper', Trixie.
  • Trixie: "Oops. The Humble and Powerful Trixie appresiates the correction."
  • Soothsayer: "My pleasure."
  • Sam: And just like Cloudjumper, she seemed to possess an extra pair of wings. It's probably functioned for extremely tight turns and maneuvers.
  • Ruther: That's the tetrox species for you. Anyway, her name's Zoom.
  • Sandy: "You named your creature, who's a female, a male-sounding name?"
  • Ruther: "I know, it's easy to get her gender confused like this, but to be fair, Zoomia is tecnecally not a real word, so-"
  • Gazelle: "No need to explain. I for one respect you for not limiting yourself by gender obligations."
  • Duke: "Though why call her Zoom if it's not to match the fact that she's a baby maker?"
  • Ruther: "(Chuckles smugly), Shall we present a free deminstraightion, Zoom?" (They took off and performed lightning-fast stunts all across the park's upper altitudes, and landed after the demonstration)...Ta-daah! (Many of the Lodgers applauded)
  • Max: Wow! I don't think even Valka and CJ could pull THAT stuff off.
  • Sam: From the looks, these creatures look more aerodynamically-capable than a dragon.... (Notes the Dragon Lodgers offended by that remark)... Though, that doesn't necessarily mean they can't match up. (Chuckles)
  • Pain:... So... THIS guy is the answer to your quest of helping the humans use their anomalies responsibly?
  • Panic: I thought hybrids were too 'genetically-mixed' to retain the anomaly.
  • Aberrant: Was it not obvious that those words might be because of people like Soto or less enlighten members of the Military who were against or intolerant of Hues being amongst their ranks? I scanned his body already, and... Well... Ruther, if you will?
  • Ruther: With pleasure, sir! (Acrobatically jumps into the capsule and allows the machines to compare their anomalies as they are both only 6% similar)
  • Aberrant: As you can see, Ruther's anomaly, despite being 6% different than the human specimen, proves that it's possible for him to unlock just enough potential. And so, I plan to find a way to unlock this genetic anomaly inside of him so he can not only defeat the Extinctioners, but also help me in my quest to better the humans so they don't make my father's fears come true.
  • Cynder: And how is that playing out?
  • Aberrant: Eh, I wouldn't say it's a good work in progress. Since the humans' genetic anomalies were never unlocked to it's full potential before, so hasn't the anomalies of Hues. There's no telling if his anomaly DOES OR DOESN'T awaken, nor even if ever, but I swore NEVER to give up until a small spark awakens in his DNA.
  • Ruther: (Comes out of his capsule) Yeah. But I STILL haven't felt any different, and since it wasn't tested, we have NO idea what can trigger it. Maybe it could be a little genetic cocktails or whatever.
  • Aberrant: Actually, some of these unlocked genes aren't complete because they require special enzymes, proteins, amino acids, and others in order to be unlocked. And I've searched far and wide to get you to produce enough. I gave you the appropriate diet to provide the genes with the fuel, and I actually SUCCEEDED... But... Nothing happened. It's like it INDEED needs a trigger. But, WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!?
  • Icky: "I got a test for ya. (Walks up to Ruther.).... Does THIS (Pulls out Original Human Porn in front of Ruther's face) Trigger anything!?"
  • Ruther got bugged eyed!
  • Ruther: "BY THE GODS, MY MOTHER WOULD BLUSH AROUND THOSE LADIES!?"
  • Icky: "Do you feel anything?"
  • Ruther shyly moves away from the images.
  • Ruther: "Other then strangely aroused..... No, not a bit."
  • Icky: ".... Well, that proves it, horniness can't trigger it."
  • Abberant: "Hmmm..... But I think you were almost up to something. Perhaps he can be motivated by a signifigant other."
  • Crane: "Yeah, but, here's the problem. Likely thanks to being made wanted by the millaterry, very little Rabodan females would be attracted to him other then bad boy fan girls, and even then, the minute they got to know him better, that goes away quickly."
  • Icky: "That's not even the most troublesome. Rabodan chicks are likely just as superiority-prone as the dudes! They would be too perfection savvy to even give the poor guy the time of day."
  • Ruther: "Hey they weren't ALL like that! In fact, there's this girl who works as a medic in the millaterry. Her names Chell Helix. And she was AWESOME in virtual training. She matched up, against even a simulation of Darkness Qui herself! She made that bitch screamed for mercy!"
  • Cynder: "AHEM!"
  • Ruther: ".... Ohhhh, right, the Professor told me about certain events..... Trust me, it happened WAY before that knowledge was known, so, nothing personal."
  • Cynder: "Fair enough."
  • Ruther: "Anyway, she was a badass! And yet she prefers to be a medic? I can, never, understand that girl's logic!"
  • Po: "Well maybe she only kicks major butt as self defence and is going for the passive-aggressive route."
  • Ruther: "I can see that as a possability. You see, we manage to get along fine, though she does rough-house every once in the while. And she does not take shit from anybody, espeically not Soto! (Laughs abit), You should've seen what she did to Soto this one time! She managed to almost stuff Soto's head up his ass!"
  • Private: "I'm, pretty sure that's physically impossable."
  • Ruther: "Ergo, that's why it was an event you had to see to believe. Granted, the Admiral had her briefly suspended for it, but it was still awesome!"
  • Gazelle: "...... Ruther, we, had been told that the Admiral, and others of the millaterry didn't really liked you because of, certain mistakes."
  • Ruther lost his confidence and turned away.
  • Ruther: "...... I couldn't help it, ok?! Those, monsters, they keep insulting me, they were doing horrorable things to hues and even fellow Rabodans alike over a tainted belief!"
  • Icky: "Buddy, by all means, you DON'T have to like those assholes! The problem here is that the Millaterry wants to stop the extinctioners honorably. And you keep screwing it up by killing the higher-ups, the only people besides Gen to know where the True Main Base is! Otherwise, if they don't have the info, the next of kin of those guys you killed are just gonna be made to be worse then they ever were!"
  • Ruther: "WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT A PLACE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW EXIST!?"
  • Gazelle: "Because..... There's children that are being raised under a negitive evioment. They're being fed wrong infomation and are being turned into trained killers. This is espeically true to Gen's own offspring. If you were to just settle with revenge and just kill off the current generation, the new one will take over and be worse, and will only continue their crimes against humans, hybrids, and rabodans alike, maybe even target races with simular origins to humans."
  • Ruther: "DON'T YOU THINK I CARE FOR THE CHILDREN?! I DO! IT SUCKS THEY HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THEY ARE NOW, IT'S JUST, THOSE BASTURDS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!? ESPEICALLY NOT GEN?! HE'S NOTHING BUT A MONSTER AND WILL ONLY GET WORSE?!"
  • Shifu: ".... Do you ever stop to think that maybe they only want you to feel that way, so you can be used as an escape mechinisum to avoid being interigated, and be at risk to be made to expose certain infomation?"
  • Ruther: "..... Well, the Admiral screams into my face about it alot of times, but-"
  • Icky: "Well there you go! They KNOW they fucked you over badly over what happened with your parents and they want to use that so they can't be captured, interviewed and eventually be made to crack! They want you to be a vengeful nutcase so they can die instead of being made to rat on their real HQ! That way, their kids will grow up bad, and take over as future shit wreckers! And that leaves you with a pissed off millaterry, and that leaves everyone else with a promise of a new generation of Extinctioners! That's your problem! You don't stop, think, and realise that maybe the bad guys WANT you to kill them, so YOU end up being the monster here! It's classic villain mind-fuckery 101."
  • Ruther: "...... Well, when you put it that way, I...... I....."
  • Squidward: "Look..... I'm going to do the rare act of being something other then snarky and dry-humorly rude to everything around me...... It's fine that you want to avenge your parents. But you done it in the way that these people are doing to others on what they think it's wrong. They want you to be at your worse so they can avoid proper justice, and in turn, just leave you as an open target to allies and their future generations alike. So, in other words, all you did.... Was making it look like they weren't avenged at all.... Correction.... That you failed to honor their names. Think about it.... Wouldn't your parents want you to rise above the kind of people Gen and his cronies are?"
  • Ruther: "...... Well, yes, they would, but..... It's hard for me, because....... I lead a tortured life, and it's the fault of asses like Soto!"
  • Gazelle: "Please explain to us. We want a better understanding why you act like such."
  • Ruther:... Well... I should probably start from the beginning....

Flashback

  • (Ruther): You see, since I was born, I was... Underappreciated, even as a baby. At the time, Emeoyx wasn't president yet, and thus Hues were still underappreciated. Hell, NONE even had the rights to join the military, not many hues were allowed to join the HuesHue City without certain privilages, before certain events ruined that for them too almost freakishly around the time the Madam President was starting office, and the hybrid camps for the rest of us were a little more... Tough. (The past hybrid camps were seen as Hues were subjected to drugs and chaotic events ensued)...
  • (Icky): "Wait, you guys had those camps BEFORE the city was trashed?"
  • (Ruther): What, you thought we ALL lived in that luxerious city? Well newsflash, as I said, only the more fortunate and rich had the city. The rest of us, had the camps. Trust me, it sucks for me too as well. Anyway, those who were running the camps failed to realize that the medical treatment every Hue gained, AIDED in what they thought was the reason they were there: The classic terms that is currently considered hurtful slang. I would've been there by the age of 5 had it not been for Emeoyx going into presidency when I became 4. As a sympathizer, she improved the way Rabodans saw us. The hybrids were able to get functional civilizations where Hues could live without the stress of those who still saw them badly, and not only did HuesHue became less exsclusive, for the short time it tragicly had, but also join Rabodan and/or Human society. BTW, the humans weren't as harsh on Hues as Rabodans were and only had a small concern for them. As for me, well... I was one of the unfortunate Hues who still had it bad. (He was seen as a child being tortured by bullies who used terms such as 'gene-wreck', 'freak', and 'defect')... Yeah, some Rabodans seemed to be unable to drop their superiority crap and still view us Hybrids as wastes of space. But every bully were butch compared to the worst of them all... And that was none other than the scum of the Vol Krugum family himself, Soto. (A young Soto was seen carrying a leash, a muzzle, and a straight-jacket)
  • Young Soto: Let's put this little Xzerbass where he belongs: ON A TETHER!
  • (Aberrant): (Shivers) That slang STILL gives me the creeps! Xzerbass was considered the INFAMOUS example of faulty genetics since the first one in existence was... Ugly and only lasted 5 minutes until it died.
  • (Ruther): And what followed was FAR worse than that. (Soto chased after young Ruther as he caught him, only for Ruther to immediately punch him in the face, causing a silver tooth to be knocked out and the gums to bleed)
  • Young Soto:...... Oh, you really DO deserve to be on a tether, you insolent little hybgra!
  • (Icky):... Am I to assume it's their verson of-
  • (Everyone): YES!
  • Young Ruther: LET GO OF ME!!! HEY!! LET ME GO!!! I WILL TELL ON YOU!!! (They put the muzzle, the straight-jacket, and the leash on him as they strapped him outside to a pole as he muffled-screamed for help)
  • Young Soto: Oh please, like any teacher is ballzy enough to stand up to my uncle, one of the best Rabodans in the millaterry!... Oh, and one more thing... (He punches him so hard, he broke his nose and gave him a black eye)... Consider THAT, an eye for a tooth! Next time you even THINK about doing that to me again, I will give you something WORSE, Tether! Have fun skipping the rest of school for the rest of day! (The bullies laughed as Ruther continued struggling to break free)
  • (Ruther): Nobody could hear me screaming for help for the rest of the school day. I was panicing, and when they finally found me, they did nothing to punish Soto for his insolent behavior. It's not that they didn't wanted to, it's..... It's just like what Soto said. They were afraid of the wrath of his uncle to do anything to him. I was hurt beyond belief, and I cried my way back home. I was ASHAMED of what I was, and ashamed of my mother for ever being in an inter-racial relationship. Even after I learned to accept who I was later after a confidence boost from Emeoyx, and DAMN, was she was QUITE the motivational speaker, I learned to accept life and do something constructive and inspiring to bring Hues out of a slow-healing predicament of prejudice and distrust. So, I followed in my Rabodan father's footsteps and joined the Rabodan Military. The enrollment was... Shall we say... Beyond-Tense.
  • Rabodan Sergeant: ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO PROTECT OUR RACE FROM CERTAIN DOOM AND WAR?!?
  • All Recruits, Including Soto and Ruther: SIR, YES, SIR!!!
  • Rabodan Sergeant: WELL, YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG!!! SOON ENOUGH, YOU'LL BE KILLED IN ACTION!! THEY WON'T EVEN AIR IT ON THE NEWS BECAUSE YOUR DEATHS WILL BE SO BRUTAL!!! THAT'S HOW PATHIC YOU LOT ARE?! YOU WILL BE WORKED HARDER THAN ANY RABODAN HAS EVER BEEN WORKED BEFORE!! Especially YOU, Hue! (Faces Ruther)... You won't last a WEEK! Oops! I was too generious! YOU WON'T EVEN LAST 5 SECONDS!?
  • (Icky): "Jesus Christ, you were not kidding about it being beyond tense!"
  • Ruther:... PERMISSION TO DIE TRYING, SIR!!!
  • Rabodan Sergeant:... Hmmph! You've got guts, kid! But those genes of your father won't protect you from the faulty genes of your mother! The Madam President may support Hues, but that don't mean the Admiral's gonna give any of you speical treatment because of it! As far as he would know, Hues are simply NOT combat worthy cause of their hybrided wiring!
  • Soto: AGREED, SIR! AS HIS NEPHEW, I WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH TETHER HERE AFTER HE'S SHOT AND I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF DANCING ON HIS CORPSE!!!
  • Rabodan Sergeant: (Zooms up to his face cartoonishly) YOU'RE NOT OFF THE HOOK EITHER, CADET!!! JUST BECAUSE YOUR UNCLE'S THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL TAKE IT EASY ON YOU! YOU NEED TO PROVE THAT YOU CAN LAST AS LONG AS HE DID!!
  • Soto: YES, SIR!!!
  • Rabodan Sergeant: NOW, I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS TO GIVE ME 500 PUSH-UPS!!! (Everyone started doing that, and after a while, the only ones continuing the push-ups without struggle was Soto and the barely-struggling Ruther, and once they completed their push-ups, they dropped at last)... Hmmph! You got lucky, Hue! And Soto, so far so good, but STILL not good enough! You two will have to go through MAJOR hell to prove yourselves worthy.
  • Soto/Ruther: SIR, YES, SIR! (The two looked at each other aggressively)
  • Rabodan Sergeant:... Now, go hit the showers, you people smell worse then thundonds of vigs who rolled around in millions of mud ponds and didn't bath for a zillion years, even worse that they also died then after, so the smell's EXTRA unbareable! (Leaves)
  • Soto:... You may have gotten THIS far, Tether, but you're STILL too genetically-imperfect to pull this off. Just you wait, you'll be crying home to mommy before the first day in action.
  • Ruther: Someday, I WILL prove you wrong, Soto! I don't care WHAT stands in my way, I will PERSEVERE and TRIUMPH over my opponents! As soon as I become a war hero, you'll be the black sheep of the Vol Krugum name!
  • Soto: Pfft! Reality isn't like dreams, Ruth! It don't work that way! People will still view you as a wasted space of a hybrid, while I go on being future Admiral, Tether?!
  • Ruther: And DON'T call me Tether anymore! You're NOT a child anymore!
  • Soto: Why don't YOU be a man... Or at least... HALF of one in another sense... And make me?
  • Ruther: Oh, I will! But not today. Now shut up and get to the showers! (They both split)
  • (Ruther): Since that day, we were TENSE rivals! But while everyone treated me lesser, there was only ONE person who treated me with respect. That was Chell Helix, the medic from virtual training. Her fighting skill was LEGENDARY! So legendary that, upon meeting me and my determination, she taught me everything she knew about fighting and top-notch skill in after-curfew times. Nobody knew about this until Soto one day exposed it. While Chell would be suspended, I would be sentenced to chore duty for a LONGER time. But it was STILL worth the wait. In just a few months, I was skilled enough to be even in combat and skill to Soto. We became long-term rivals that we became good at insulting and counter-insulting each other, and consider it a satisfying activity even today. But then... What happened to HuesHue city awhile back, will turn out to be a sign that the Extinctioners were not done with Hues yet. What came is the day of my parents' deaths. (Extinctioner troops lead by a silluetted general with coil rifles came into the house as Ruther's father and pregnant mother were shocked at their arrival)... Some of the Extinctioners come into my family's house, and gunned them down with absolutely NO remorse or regret. My pregnant mother was killed for being a human, and my father was killed for 'blasphemy by marriage and conception to a defective race'. When word reached me of this news... THAT'S when I swore that I would avenge my parents, ESPECIALLY when they took the chances of me having a baby sibling. I tried DESPERATELY to be put in the case of the Extinctioners, but every chance, I was declined. The Admiral pretty much think that I would not be relieable for the job. It would take years longer to push myself to the limits to prove that I was good enough for the job, thanks to Chell. While she showed some interest and amazement in me, I wasn't ready to spend quality time with her because I feared that, given the task I was seeking, such a thing would be dangerous, and I always said to wait. However, it was never enough for the Admiral. He still wouldn't allow me to go after them, thinking that all I was gonna do is screw up. Ticked off, I desided to go after them on my on inspite of the Admiral's wishes. But later down the road... I found myself losing my edge. I don't know how it occurred, but... I started getting vulnerable to what the military currently hates me for. (An entire montage of him causing the high-ranking Extinctioners' deaths were seen). After 15 mistakes, they considered me a liability to the mission. As you can imagine, I was a little pissed.
  • Ruther: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?... (Calms himself)... Sir, with all due respect, I've been trying HARD to avenge my parents. The Extinctioners killed them, and I don't want them to go unavenged.
  • The Admiral: While I can understand that, Ruther, I can't let your little unautherised escapades go off unpunished. You know to disobey would be insubordination, and we take that VERY seriously. I'm sorry, but after all the mistakes you pulled, and ALL the chances we lost of taking them down PROPERLY as our code dictates, I'm afraid such a thing in my eyes seems to be a pretty poor way to do it. We're not letting you take the case, not now, not ever, espeically not your vigilantie sytle nonsense you did! We need to be able to track down the true main base! And we know it's not in Trecene or the other confirmed Extinctioner base planets! Without the True Main Base's capture, those higher ups you killed will just be replaced by a next generation that'll be more determined to harm both humans and hues alike, you espeically for obvious reasons. Unless you want me to take it up to the Baroness herself, you will not object! Is that understood?
  • Ruther:... (Sighs) Yes, sir!
  • (Ruther): I couldn't believe what just happened.... But I WASN'T giving up! I was DETERMINED to prove that I could prove them AND Soto wrong. So, I took off in hopes that I could do something CONSTRUCTIVE without a SINGLE mistake. And miraculously... I did something GREATER than I have before that night. I found sensitive clues that could've aided in the fight against the Extinctioners. But the general who had my folks killed was gonna laungh an attack on a Hybrid Camp! But though I saved the place, I ended up causing THE SAME FRICKING ACCIDENT AS THE LAST 15 TIMES! (The general was killed by him)... ESPECIALLY when he was the LAST of the high-ranking members of the Extinctioners, leaving only Gen, the overlord of the Extinctioners, who has a bad hapit of NEVER being easy to catch, and the clues I brought, turned out, were not that very helpful. As you could expect, it didn't go well. I was court-martialed the next morning, and as punishment for defiance, I was demoted 2 ranks, and thus I could never do any major military work again. Despite Soto later claiming the clues I found, only to ACTUALLY found enough clues to aid the case, I was jealous that I WOULD'VE found that on my own if it wasn't for my demotion. Even Chell couldn't convince me out of taking the Extinctioners' defeat in MY OWN HANDS! And so, I went AWOL and decided to do everything myself. But at the cost of me becoming wanted for desertion.

Present.

  • Iago: (Laughs) MY GOD, YOU SUCK AT THIS! (Laughs until he was slapped by Thundera) OW!? OKAY, SORRY!! But seriously, that was not what I would call a smart choice, Ruthy. You ended up letting the Extintioners know that they can get to you and use you to their advantage. Maybe it DOES seem to be a pretty poor way to avenge your parents.
  • Ruther: "Ugh, It's bad enough that you guys seem to side with the jerks in my life! Now this?!"
  • Icky: "Well that's because the "Jerks", even Soto, want the Extinctioners to be stopped in a moral and proper way. You just killing them off is immortal and unproper, and it'll just leave the niche open up to a worser generation who will correct their precessor's mistakes. Maybe even be the ones who waste the Humans! And will eventually condemn simular races to death for certain reasons. In fact, you end up making Soto feel like he was right to treat you like shit because you are being exactly what people expect from Hybrids! Imperfect messes who screw up all the time and make things worse!"
  • Ruther: "SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?! JUST LEAVE THEM TO GET JAILED?! THE EXTINCTIONERS DON'T DSERVE THAT!?"
  • Shifu: "If it helps, the Admiral would otherwise agree. But he's respectful to those that may show more compassion to the Extinctioners, so he follows the rules on due process and trail."
  • Ruther: "ARE YOU NUTS!? WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE WOULD CARE ABOUT THE EXTINCTIONERS OTHER THEN THEIR TAINTED FAMILIES!?"
  • Samantha: "..... Not all of the Extinctioner members have families inside the true main base. Sometimes, outsider Rabodans can join them, but not nessersarly out of having any feelings of cruelty or hatred torwords humans or hues, but because they are Rabodans from worlds that are under troubled times, and joining the group is promised a never-ending fortune in return to do things outsiders will never forgive you for. And there are people outside of their families that DO sympathise with them, and want to see them be given a better alternative fate. Madam President and the Baroness are the biggest voices of those people."
  • Ruther: "..... If that's true, then, why did the Madam President tried to have my record expounged as if she isn't bothered by it if she's supposedly against what I am doing?"
  • Icky: "Well, because you saved a hybrid camp from that same general, she felt that maybe you should've been given the chance to be taught on how to do things properly, but the Admiral felt you're too irredeemably stupid to fix. And that has likely worsen since the Extinctioners managed to snag the RAPTURE Missles for their intentions of assumingly make good on their threats against AUU Humanity! He pretty much blames you for why everyone has to worry about that now!"
  • Ruther: "..... And that means...... No one will ever forgive me for what I was trying to do.... They'll forever see me as some reckless idiot who doomed the humans! That means Hues will be forever hated for this, Soto will one day rank Admiral and be mistaken as a hero, Madam President Emeoyx will be impeached and replaced by her ill-gotten choice for vice president, Grin Eateron, Humans will be another dead race, The Extinctioners will continue to go after other races for countless generations, and NO ONE WILL EVER SYMPATHISE WITH ME!? IT'S NOT FAIR?! THE JERKS ALWAYS WIN WHILE GUYS LIKE ME FINISH LAST?!"
  • Po: "Well..... I have a suggestion to get out of it, but..... It's a very long shot....."
  • Ruther: "..... What?"
  • Po: "Well, just, capture Gen, and, maybe, NOT kill him? That way, The Admiral will finally have someone to get info out of, and the millaterry will get to finally go after the true main base! It'll be enough for everyone to treat you properly!"
  • Ruther: "..... That won't be enough. Even the Baroness is against me for what I did. Just because I didn't kill Gen won't mean a damn thing to them. I'll be arrested and jailed reguardless, and I'll still be viewed as an idiot. And even the Madam President won't help."
  • Shifu: ".... Sometimes, true heroes don't and won't expect any reward or admiration in return for what they did. Doing the right thing is it's own reward."
  • Ruther: "Thanks for the sappy shit, but it's NOT, GONNA KEEP ME OUT OF MILLATERRY JAIL!? And you guys would be smart to not try and help me out of that! That would be disrespectful to the Admiral, who's connected to the Baroness, which will not sit well with the Grand Council! They will punish you, just to avoid an inter-universeal insodent!"
  • Peng:... Wow, you are a real stick in the mud. And it's in there DEEP!
  • Lian: You CLEARLY need some help.
  • Aberrant: Indeed so. And he's the only available Hue that can aid me in my quest. Every other Hue is too cowardly to even CONSIDER this experiment. Ruther here has ENOUGH combat experience to allow his inherited anomaly to kick in to it's prime efficiency. It may be a poor choice considering his history, but it's the only choice I've got. I am going to help him build the confidence to achieve his dream and defeat the Extinctioners the right way.
  • Ruther: I don't see how THAT will be possible. Maybe they're all right. Maybe I AM just a screw-up! Maybe my mother DID taint me to the point where we would have this conversation. Maybe... I'm destined to be the death of my mother's race. (Softly sobs as he sheds a tear)
  • Alex:... Look, Ruther, I know everything in your life seems hopeless, but you can't blame your heritage OR your mother for making you like this. That's your own choice. You CHOSE to let yourself be hurt badly by those taunts, and therefore you CHOSE to give the Extinctioners that one opportunity to conceal themselves for so long. However, that doesn't mean you can't fix it so easily. You just need a little step forward.
  • Ruther: How do I do that? Those Extinctioners are master insulters! They make even Soto look like a preshcooler! And I only met the higher-ups! Can you even imagine how bad Gen would be!?
  • Hudson: "Well he is part of a shamed strain of the Sidebottom family, so.... I imagine he won't be very pleasent."
  • Ruther: "EXACTLY MY POINT!? HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE VERY CREATIVE TO TICK ME OFF! ONE HYBRID SLUR AND IT'S DONE!?"
  • Icky: "Then let us give ya some pointers on how to look at people with a stiff upper-lip! Give them the "Sticks and Stones" treatment."
  • Ruther: "I already said you people shouldn't be helping me! In fact, I bet the Admiral spoke against even talking to me! As you know from me, he does NOT take being defived laying down, and the Madam President won't be much help since he only truely answers to the Baroness, who is ALSO against me!"
  • Shifu: "We are not easily intimidated by the threat of politics. When we have to answer to them, we'll deal with them. Sometimes, the right thing will not always be appresiated by the bureocrats. If they wish to complain about our methods, then they are entitled to. Sometimes being a true hero, means to understand that you can't impress everyone. It's better to be the hero they need, then to be a hero they want."
  • Zosimo: "Though it wouldn't really hurt to at least attempt being ABIT like a hero they want, and that's a hero who won't kill on impluse over anything, espeically an insult. You have no idea how many great potaintional heroes are lost out for HA greatness cause they couldn't handle one mean thing from a villain! Don't they realise that villains are natroally rude to heroes? Not exactly a career meant to make friends with total oppisites."
  • Nanobyte: "I blame the likes of cartoons that make the villains always cowerdly afraid of heroes and phathic that they're pretty much cowerdly butt-kissers! It does not potray the real life situations of what heroes and villains do!"
  • Miami: "Oh relax, they're getting more accreate with each cartoon."
  • Nanobyte: "Yeah, but the fact it happens at all does nothing but send the wrong message. If people who want to be heroes don't expect villains to really throw their verbal worse, they have NO PLACE to be heroes!"
  • Ruther: "..... And that's me."
  • Tollund: "Oh don't be so down on yerself. You just need the chance to act like a proper hero. And you can't say anything to get rid of us."
  • Ruther: "..... Ok, fine. But don't go saying I didn't warn you. If Soto or someone even remotely creditable to the Admiral finds out about this, I'm sorry in advance that you guys will have lost your creditablity."
  • Cloakblade: "Then we will do all in our power to redeem our honor if it does get soiled, by working with you to seek out Gen. Like Tollund said, nothing you say will make us reconsider."
  • A familier silluetted figure was hiding in the shadows.
  • Ruther: "I'm just saying, I'm sorry in advance."
  • The figure gave a familier shit-eating grin of a smile and moved off!

Rabodan Millaterry Infirmery

  • Admiral: "GOOD GRIEF, NEFPEW!? YOU WERE ONCE AGAIN, SO DAMN CLOSE AND YET SO DAMN FAR!?"
  • Soto and his goons were seen coiling in shame before the Admiral, with Soto in a bed sick and still suffering the effects of the venom.
  • Admiral: "HOW ARE YOU TO BE EXPECTED TO BE THE NEXT ADMIRAL, WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH A HUE!? THAT'S GONNA MAKE US LOOK BAD TO THE EXTINCTIONERS, LET ALONE ANY OTHER ENEMIES OF THE LEGION!? THAT HYBRID WILL CONTINUE BE A FLIGHT-RISK AND LEAD TO A WORSE GENERATION OF EXTINCTIONERS?!"
  • Soto: "Sorry uncle- (Yells in pain)! But he ALWAYS relies on Aberrant's animals in his park. They ALWAYS end up kicking my ass. Yes, one animal is no problem, but AN ENTIRE PARK OF THEM?!? Why- (Yells in agonizing pain)... You end up suffering a pain-inducing venom from a snake- OW! So... Just expect me to be out until I receive treatment- OW!"
  • Admiral: "(Sighs)..... At least the misfits might give better results. I did good in warning them against getting involved with Ruther when they went to see Professor Aberrant."
  • ???: "Appearentlly, Admiral, it wasn't good enough!"
  • A silluette of Grin Eateron with Rigamortus on his shoulder came in.
  • Grineace: "It appears that the misfits have became interested in aiding Ruther to take down Gen. That would SURELY risk him being slain!"
  • Admiral: "WHAT!? WHY, THOSE UNGRATEFUL VIGILANTIES!?..... Though not to say I'm too surprised. They pulled this kind of unexpected s*** before. The Pirate thing comes to mind."
  • Grineace: "But I have reason to believe that this time, it will NOT be in our benifit!"
  • Admiral: "Good point, Grin, I'll send Soto's squad and many other squadrons to-..... Hey wait a damn minute, how did you know that without being spoted by Aberrant's security?"
  • Grineace: "I have my trades and secrets. To avoid them being known, I can't reveil them."
  • Admiral: "Fair enough. Fact of the matter is, the Lougers and the HA, NEED, to be reminded that our way of order trumps against Ruther's reckless sense of vengence! Soto, until you heal from your ailment, I'm placing someone else in charge of your squad and the forces to capture Ruther AND the vigilanties! We can't let them get worse!"
  • Soto: "Oh you know it, Uncle! (Moans in pain) If I ever recover quick enough, I am NOT gonna let those hybrid-lovers screw us all over- OUCH!! I hope they burn down that stupid jungle and-"
  • Admiral: "I WILL NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO DESTROY AN ECOSYSTEM!? Besides, the system will alarm Aberrant and the others of any arrival. Instead, I am sending your forces to intercept them before they are allowed to reach Abominable Peak, the assumed location of the Extinctioners. We need to keep the heroes at bay until they agree to drop Ruther and to do things OUR way."
  • Soto: "Agreed, sir, uncle, sir- (Yells in pain)! I HATE BEING IN PAIN!?"
  • Rigamortus: "(Quietly) It's no picnic for us either, kid."
  • Grineace: "A wise stragitic desidtion, Admiral. People will sing on how you prevented an improper way to stop the Extinctioners in faver of a more PROPER way in the future."
  • Admiral: "Don't try to butter me up, Grin! I otherwise still don't fancy you as a great worthy vice-president for Emeoyx, and that smile still creeps me out! It makes me feel like your hiding something I should damn well know about, Grin! And a fair warning. If there was more then what you suggested in anyway, shape, or form, (Grabs Grin's tie and pulls him torwords his face) I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL?! CAPRENDE!?"
  • Grineace:... Understood, Admiral! So... Who are you putting in charge of Soto's squad while he recovers?
  • Admiral: Oh, that's easy! I'm bringing in a specialist. Trust me, as soon as this mission is over, the Extinctioners will go down the way they SHOULD, and not in the hands of some miscreant deserter who thinks he knows better than anyone else!
  • Soto:... Oh, I think I know who you're sending, Uncle! That guy is a BADASS, even at his current age. (Moans in pain) Let him show NO mercy to old Tether! I want him to give him the RGHT amount of pain! Let him give Tether the most appropriate welcome for deserters and lunatics! F*** HIM UP SO HARD, NOBODY WILL RECOGNIZE WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM- (Yells in more pain). ..OH, SWEET QUANTUM POWER OF THE GODS, MY BLOOD IS ON FIRE!!!
  • Admiral: SOTO, we're NOT doing that. We are saving his fate for the court-martial, and that's final! If you WISH to be my successor, you will leave your pride and feelings against Hues behind, and follow proper military protocol! Do I make myself clear?
  • Soto:... Yes, sir!
  • Admiral: Now, I shall call the specialist right away. We CAN'T let Ruther make things worse permanently.
  • Grin Eateron: "Good call admiral. I'll be off to do more, Vice president things."
  • Grin and Rigamortus disappear in the shadows.
  • Admiral: "..... Good grief, that guy gives me the creeps."
  • A medic female Rabodan over hears this and stood in concern.
  • She turned to another medic.
  • The Medic: "Cover for me, will you? There's, something urgent I need to do."
  • The Medic, a dude Rabodan: "Oh sure thing Helix. Why?"
  • Chell: I've got another... Uh... I've got another period!
  • Medic: Oh... No WONDER you hesitated. Just take your time, I hear Rabodan periods are quite... Messier than humans.
  • Chell: It's true, unfortunately. I'd rather not speak of how it works. Now please, take care of Soto while I'm gone.
  • Medic: Sure thing. (He goes in as she heads out, and gets into a hovering car driving off)

Abberant Park.

  • Ruther: "Guys, you do NOT have to do this."
  • Ruther was seen in a dirt arena with Shen present.
  • Lord Shen: "But we must! Sometimes the best way to learn how to cope with insults is to be given an oborage of insults! And I fancy myself as quite an insult master! I learned from having 5 uncles with brash opinions about life! So be warned. I WILL get aggresive."
  • Ruther: "No offence, but I doubt a colorless verson of these rainbow birds we know in these universes, would be THAT bad."
  • Icky: "..... He's toast."
  • Lord Shen: Oh, I assure you, I've prepared myself for this. I now know every racial hybrid slang in the AUU. All 559 of them of EVERY other-worldly origin.
  • Ruther: (Laughs out loud) It's literally been an hour in a half since we last talked. How cold you POSSIBLY-
  • Lord Shen: Aberrant gave me a brain-computer interface.
  • Ruther:... Figures!
  • Icky:... Or maybe... He's toast in ANOTHER fashion!
  • Sparx: OR maybe SHEN'S the one whose toast. No doubt the poor hybrid's too mentally-bombed by his childhood to even resist the STRONGEST of hybrid racism in these UUniverses!
  • Aberrant: Well, that's why he needs to learn. And don't worry about Shen, he's got a virtual shield that will aid his fighting moves to protect him from even the FASTEST of Ruther's moves.
  • Sparx:... Okay, one last rephrase, they're BOTH toast!
  • Iago: "Not very big about having a sense of faith, are you?"
  • Sparx: What, I didn't become the hero I am because I WANTED to! I'm only a dedicated sidekick to my adopted bro, Spyro. I felt I owed it to both him AND my parents to help him start a life of his own. I didn't realize that his race were MAJOR heroes, though, and I was practically forced to be the small-fry sidekick that's more for comic relief than anything else.
  • Nanobyte: Oh, come on, being small is not as useless as you think. You can crawl into tight spaces and do sabotage work like I do. Sure, you can get stepped on and/or swatted, but being small also means you can be fast. So stop whining, and give Shen and Ruther hope.
  • Lord Shen:... (Clears throat)... You know, if you were THIS tough since you were the fastest sperm to reach your mother's egg, you wouldn't be SUCH A SCREWUP! But then again, once your sperm hit the egg, it got so disgusted by the bad taste and died so hard, it gave you retardation, VIA SPERM-POISON! If you DID deserve to be on a leash, you wouldn't even have to be neutered, because YOU'RE FRICKING STERILE, NUMBBALL!!! I bet others have mistaken you for another human-like race, because THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF THEM, ANTHROBOMB!!! You are the reason why different sauces shouldn't be mixed together to assume that it'll make a better taste, bittersauce! I bet even Grutts, as ugly and scummy as they are, wouldn't hire a Colorless Panzy like you, even IF they raised you as the baby they never had, Gruttnut! You don't even have the BALLS to pull a mission like this off because, hey, THEY DON'T EVEN WORK THE WAY THEY SHOULD, FAULTSACK!!! I bet you'd have VARIOUS kinds of new cross-bred diseases from humans and Rabodans that you'd be a SEVETEENTH Adapting Plague waiting to happen, plague-breath! You look more like a human who underwent a surgery accident than a hybrid, PLASTOFRUIT!!!...

543 Racial Insults Later...

  • Lord Shen: (As Ruther began swinging at him as he defended himself thanks to the virtual aid)... And don't get me started on skin tones.
  • Icky: "ROLL BACK ON THAT, THAT'S GONNA GET A NASTY REACTION, FROM BOTH HIM AND THE AUDIENCE?!"
  • Ruther: DON'T F****** SAY IT, YOU FAN-BUTTED BIRD!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Blabbers, dubbed as Boondocks) WHAT DID YOU SAY, HYBGRA?!? I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M SURPRISED THAT IN RABODAN CULTURE, CERTAIN SKIN TONES ARE DOMINANT TO THE OTHER! YOU'RE EITHER YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, OR BLACK! Hell, I bet even the fricking RABODANS had racial issues. I mean, how exactly DID they become colorful-skinned in the first place when humans didn't? They either look like non-Matt Groaningian Simpsons Characters or Humanised Smurfs!
  • Ruther: IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT!!! RABODANS WERE RAISED WITH A DIFFERENT SOLAR RADIATION THAN HUMANS!!! IN FACT, SKIN COLOR IS DETERMINED BY THAT KIND OF S***!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO (Punches and misses) TO (Kicks) A (Spin-Kicks) F****** (Punches) COMPUTER (Kicks) AND (Karate kicks) LOOK (Judo Kicks) UP (Roundhouse Kicks) THE (Chops) F****** (Kicks) RABODANS (Punches) YOU (Punches) F****** (Kicks) DUNCE?!? (Smashes the ground)...
  • Lord Shen:... And the last and WORST of them all...
  • Ruther: NO YOU F****** DON'T!
  • Lord Shen:... YOU, ARE, A, X- (The camera suddenly came onto the building before it could be heard and then Ruther was heard screaming)
  • Ruther: YOU INSENSITIVE ASSWIPE, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, CLONE YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, THEN DO WHATEVER I F****** WANT WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I GET ANGRY AT RACIST REMARKS!!! I'M GONNA F****** ****** ********* ***** ******* **** ******* WITH A BUCKET OF ****** ********* ****** AND A STICK OF NITROLYSIGEN-FILLED THERMAL CHARGES ********** ******* ****** ****** ****** AND GIVE YOU A ****** ****** *************** ******** SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ********** ******** ********** IN THE ************** ******* ******** LIKE A ***** ********* ***** ******* AND F****** RAPE YOUR SISTER ******* ****** ************** ******** ****** ************* AND POOP IN YOUR *********** ************ ********** ******* ****** WITH A KEG OF ******* ******** CRITCEY CROUSE ********** ******** ******** ***** AND STUFF YOU WITH ********* ****** ******* ********* ****** ******** **** AND M********* TO CHELL AND EVERY RABODAN AND HUMAN BABE WITH YOUR ****** ***** ******** ******** ***** **** ******* AND BLOW YOUR ******* ******** ******* ****** MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN **** ******* AND MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE ************** ********* ********** ******** ******** AND ***** ***** ************* ******** EAT YOUR ****** ****** ***** ***** **** AND EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND BY ***** ******** ********* ******** **** ******* LESBIAN ******** ******* ******* ******************* POOP LIKE A COPPOTAMUS **** ********** ********* ****** ****** ********** AND IMPREGNATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH YOUR ***** ***** ******** ****** AND SEE HOW YOUR **** **** OF A ****** ********* MUTANT FREAK OF A CHILD ****** ****** ******** DEALS WITH A LIFE OF *** ****** ******** ********* ****** SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO *** **** ******** ******** ****** THEN PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY LIKE A ********* ********** ********* **** ****** ********* ****** AND THEN DO THE SAME THING TO YOURSELF, YOU ****** ********** ********** ************!!!!! (Takes deep breath as he was exhausted after every single attempt to hit Shen as the entire hero group and other peers were shocked at his language, and Mr. Krabs did he same jaw-drop as when SpongeBob used his colorful vocabulary)
  • SpongeBob:... WOW!... And I thought I had such a colorful vocabulary, according to Mrs. Puff.
  • Squidward: To be fair, it had less profanity as far as I could tell. What he said was just... I don't know how to describe it. In fact, there's no word in the ENTIRE dictionary to describe HIS vocabulary.
  • Icky: "You can try vulger as all hell."
  • Lord Shen:... So, I take it you're done?
  • Ruther: NEVER! (Gets up and throws weak punches as Shen chuckled in amusement and just tripped him to the ground)... Ohhh!
  • Viper: STAY DOWN!
  • Ruther: (Sighs)... You are a motherf*****!
  • Patrick: Wait, he f***s his own mother? That's weird.
  • Lord Shen: Uh, big pink dumbass, I happen to think incest is very wrong! And besides, she's been DEAD for much of my life! But above all, IT'S AN EXPRESSION, YOU PINK HALF-WIT!? So next time, keep your STUPID thoughts to yourself. (To Ruther) Now then, Ruther, listen to Viper and just stay down. We'll give you some time to recover and think things through with your life.
  • Ruther: "(Exhausted sigh)..... I knew this wasn't really gonna work. All that did was made me wanna do those awful things to you and your girlfriend. Which I will put on the record that I will NOT do."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh don't worry, she's an immortal Alicorn god anyway. You won't even get close to half of those things without being trapped by a magic bubble. Also, I know rage created words when I see and hear it. I should know from exspearience, and not just from myself. The Prehistoric One and Sparx has had their moments."
  • Ruther: "Why can't we just accept the fact that I'll never get over being insulted?"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh trust me young one, you may not be something that can be settled in a day, but you are NOT unfixable. If it was possable to make you sensitive to insults to begin with, then it's just as possable to de-sensitise you."
  • Gazelle: "Though, it's clear that Soto and others have, really did quite an unpleasently impressive job on you.... I never even seen Bellwether lash out like that! And she caused the Nighthowler Insodent!"
  • Ruther: "(Gets up) Let's just face it guys, if I can't even handle the beak of a vigilantie general, how am I suppose to cope with the likes of the Extinctioners?"
  • Gazelle: "..... If it helps, I want to offer some advice...... Words like that may be emotionally abusive, but they can't physically hurt you. If anything, it just makes the person saying it look crude, rude, and nothing but talk."
  • Ruther: "And I know that, but, considering where I came from, those words may as well be like tiny daggers! They shouldn't hurt, but they do!"
  • Gazelle: "...... Ruther, I see abit of myself in you. I react negtively to things I don't like to hear myself."
  • Icky: "AS proven when you almost got into a nasty fight with Tigress and would've risked this place going through one hell of a cat fight over hearing the ending of a depressing downfall of a higher tec race!"
  • Ruther: "Wait, you reacted poorly to the Ceallan story too? I kinda thought that sucked too, cause if people can't get over what they were doing, then how are they suppose to treat Hues well after MY screw-ups.... And my concerns about if the Humans really are that bad or not."
  • Clifton: "AND TRUST ME, THEY AREN'T?!"
  • Gazelle: "Well I guess that's why the professor needs you. To better understand that."
  • Ruther: "Well so far, I don't feel like I'm the best lab subject ever. I'm only HALF of what he needs! And I am not even sure if I even have the anomality, or if it actselly exists! For all we know, maybe that HPA guy was another one in a million shot, like the first recorded human who had it!"
  • Abberant: "Well trust me, I had other exsamples to work with besides him and you, and trust me, he wasn't a once in a lifetime event, and you certainly do have it.... It just needs a reason to be activated. A trigger. What we seen was only half of that power by a negitive trigger. Imagine what a positive trigger can do."
  • Icky: "Well let's focus on disabling the negitive trigger so he can't be used to inadvertingly preserve the Extinctioners for another generation because of slang!"
  • ???: "Do I even want to know what you people are doing here?"
  • Everyone turns to see Chella Helix  leaning against the enterence with a sly smile on her face as her ride was seen parked.
  • Abberant: "Duh, wha, WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID YOU GET HERE WITHOUT MY KNOWING!?"
  • Chella: "There was an enterence without a security measure."
  • Abberant: "..... I REALLY NEED TO LOOK INTO THAT?!"
  • Ruther: "CHELL?! (Runs up and hugs her!) So great to see you again!"
  • Chella: "Same here, Ruth. But, I can't say it's not because I straight-up desided to pay a visit. You, the HA and the misfits are all in serious legal shit!"
  • Batty: "I don't like the sound of that."
  • Chella: "Yeah, remember that same un-secure exit? Yeah, it was also used by the Vice-President, for him to spy on you guys and to rat you all out onto the Admiral! And trust me, he REALLY didn't like hearing that you didn't took his advice against Ruther seriously. Grin made him think that your gonna help Ruther slay Gen and take the Extinctioners down the wrong way."
  • Gazelle: "WHAT!? But, why would he say that!?"
  • Icky: "I'M CALLING IT! This is a red flag that Shit-Eateron ain't what he's saying! It's a sign that he's another in a long-line of back-stabbing advisers!"
  • Chella: "Can't say I'm sure for that, but I do know is that with Soto momentarly out of comission, a WAY more compident speicalist will take over his usual goons and multitudes of other squads to stop you guys from going after the Extinctioners in Abominable Peak.... Well, that is if the group's actselly there."
  • Zosimo: "Well, at least Emeoyx and the Grand Council would be more understanding."
  • Ruther: "One problem. They'll be easily trumped by the Baroness, who always sides with the Admiral, even dispite how much of a dipshit his nefpew is! Emeoyx won't be able to do anything, even if she persists, which would risk her career, and the Grand Council will be made to punish you guys out of being respectful to the Baroness to avoid an interuniverseal insodent! I told you getting involved with me was a terrorable idea!"
  • Iago: "Don't feel too bad, kid, it's not our first time at THIS kind of rodeo!"
  • Shifu: "And like I said, we'll worry about regaining the trusts of bureocrates later! Right now, we need to focus more on being the heroes they need, not the ones they want."
  • Ruther: Oh, trust me, both the Admiral AND the Baroness don't take kindly to what they dubbed as renegades. Even if we try and avoid their disciplinary acts, it won't protect you forever. And worst of all, with this 'specialist' on his way here, we might not have time to help me out of my weaknesses, and will have to confront Gen and the Extinctioners head-on. And what if they're right? Even if I stop him, he'll have a son to take his place.
  • Razoff: Hasn't stopped us before, kid. And even so, we can STILL help you learn. Trust me, the Extinctioners AND the Rabodan Soldiers who try to stop you will use the weakness to their advantage and lead you into a trap. You NEED to stop that from getting you into that situation.
  • Ruther: HOW?!? Soto's left TOO hard an impact for such a thing to be fixed now.
  • Gazelle: I don't think that's your problem, Ruther. Since we have quite a lot in common, I wanna show you how I got out of the rut I was in when I was in your shoes! (She sings this song as she brings Ruther out into the park and interacts with the animals to give him confidance)
Try Everything - Shakira - Lyrics From Zootopia

Try Everything - Shakira - Lyrics From Zootopia

  • Icky: "Ahh, the benifits of making a shakira sounding pop star a keyblading messiah."
  • Ruther:... That was a nice song, and you may be right, but... After everything that occurred... I don't feel like I WILL succeed and try again. This is just a one-time opportunity. One slip-up, and it'll be all over.
  • Gazelle: Hey, you eluded Soto for SO long, and you left him poisoned by a venomous animal, that's GOTTA count for something.
  • Ruther: Yeah, but HE eluded 78% of my own tricks. We fought AND trained in the same program, and by technicality, we're both equal in skill and smarts. And this 'specialist' is likely going to be the best-of-the-best, and by technicality, having GREATER skill than Soto.
  • Chell: Yeah, but all I taught you should be enough to help you plan a strategy. And considering both the Military AND the Extinctioners will be attempting to stop us, and maybe even end up crossing into each other's paths, it'll build up your skills and flaws. If they DO encounter each other, you retreat and let them do their jobs.
  • Ruther: But this specialist is not just ANY specialist. He's the son of the LAST Commander-in-Chief of the Rabodan Military, and THAT guy's got bigger balls than Admiral Vol Krugum. He's gotta drag those balls wherever he goes!
  • Squidward: PUH-LEASE tell me that's figurative!
  • Ruther: OF COURSE IT IS!!! This specialist may be 22, but he's ALREADY got enough experience as his old man. And his skill, paraphernalia, and combat skill is LEGENDARY. He uses Hue corpses, or the corpses of his fallen enemies, as punching bags and/or dummies! He was the valedictorian when me and Soto were still training. Me and Soto may be evenly matched, but he took on even the BOTH of us when we reluctantly became partners in training... AND WON IN JUST 30 SECONDS!!!
  • Chell: Yeah, but I'm sure you've grown to an incredible level since then. He grew a bit of a superiority complex since you left, and since he's being placed in charge of Soto's squad while he's sick, he thinks you've NEVER trained ONCE since you left. That's something to exploit.
  • Ruther:... Look, Chell, you're sweet for helping me, but... I don't wanna make myself look worse enough as I am now.
  • Chell:... (Sighs)... Ruther, listen, I have FULL confidence in you. You may've given up on yourself, but those who trust you haven't given up on you. They KNOW that it might be possible for you to do this. You just lost sight when you were demoted. Gazelle is right, you NEED to try again. Because you'll NEVER succeed and avenge your parents an unborn sibling with this attitude. You NEED to step up. I trust you because... Well... I love you.
  • Ruther:... I know. And as much as I love you as much, what happened with me and Soto out there CLEARLY proves that I can't make it through the storm, the Extinctioners, and the Military.
  • Chell:... You want me to tell you a story about why I sympathize with your struggle, Ruther? Because... Well... I was like you in a sense. I may not be a Hue, but they have been a part of my life.
  • Ruther:... They have?
  • Chell: Indeed. You ever thought about my last name?
  • Ruther:... What, were you raised by the qymbrid CEO of Helix Transgenics?
  • Fidget: A qymb-what now?
  • Clifton: It's what we call a quarter-hybrid, or a being that has 75% and 25% of two separate races due to having a hybrid parent and a purebred parent.
  • Skipper: I didn't think that was possible.
  • Kowalski: I did even before watching Dragon Ball when Pan came into the story. Cross-bred animals CAN be born with capable reproduction. But I feel explaining it will make you bored, so let's just let Ms. Helix continue.
  • Kaa: Wise choice, Kowalski.
  • Chell: Thank you. And as for your question, no, CEO Pirchoch Helix DIDN'T raise me. I'm a DIFFERENT Helix. You see... My dad used to work for HuesHue while I unfortunately got an internship in one of the pre-Emeoyx hybrid camps that had yet to become equal civilizations to HuesHue....

Flashback

  • (Chell): When I was 15, I got a job at one of the abusive hybrid camps, and I was disgusted at what they were doing to them. Ultimately, I made friends with 6 Hues whom I saved from the worst of afflictions....
  • One Hue was being wedgied by a Rabodan brute.
  • Another was being shoved in the trash.
  • Another being given a swirlie.
  • Another was being beaten!
  • Another was being held upside down for money!
  • And the Last one was being denied of his impourent books while some jerks were playing keep away!
  • Chell: HEY! You aren't SUPPOSED to be torturing the hybrids! You're SUPPOSED to be doing your jobs!
  • Rabodan Bully #1: We can do whatever we want, rookie! Hues are worthless garbage, anyway, and therefore DESERVE to be in the garbage.
  • Rabodan Bully #2: And besides, you can't tell us what to do. Only the BOSS can do that. And news flash, he NEVER listens to rookies.
  • Rabodan Bully #3: And besides, you know the rule in hybrid camps, we reserve the right to choose what to do with Hues.
  • Chell: HAH! That shows what you know, asshole! That is NOT what that rule entails. Only HIGHR-UPS can do that. Whereas you? YOU only use that as an excuse to leave your posts to tease while, before you know it, any Hues you SHOULD be guarding will be left to do whatever THEY want! If that happens, you all will be fired faster than you can vote AGAINST Emeoyx! Is THAT what you want, you punks? (The bullies nodded 'no' in fear)... Then, don't just stand there, and leave, and let me escort these Hues to their tents. (They left)... I am SO sorry about this. They're jerkoffs!
  • Hue #1: Pffft, shows those asswipes right!
  • Hue #2: Thanks for saving us, miss.
  • Chell:... I must ask... Have they done that to you before?
  • Hue #3: UGGGGGH, since Day 1! We HATE this place! I swear, I HOPE Emeoyx gets elected next year. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life here just because my parents couldn't resist having sex. (Sarcasticly) The nerve of my scandelious parents!
  • Hue #4: And all that have occurred with OTHER Hues is just so cruel and unfair! I am FLABBERGASTED that those scientists fail to see that the only reason Hues are 'brain-dead on a genetic level' IS BECAUSE OF THEIR SEDATIONS AND DRUGS!!! Some geniuses THEY turned out to be.
  • Chell: Well, to be fair, hybrid genetics is a VERY unknown scientific subject, so you can't necessarily blame them. And... I'm terribly sorry for what your kind is going through.
  • Hue #2:... That's rather a cruel joke, don't you think?
  • Hue 3: "Aw gees lady, did you HAD to justify those quacks!?"
  • Hue 4: "Once again, even the nice ones put us down.... Though unintentionally at best."
  • Hue #5: Yeah, and it's NOT funny, you stuck-up bitch!
  • Hue 6: "Well so much for any shorce of redeemability in this false promise land I suppose."
  • Hue 1: "HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA GUYS!? This is the rare chance of a Rabodan actselly treating us like people and your gonna do something stupid like scaring her away because she gave a justification for junk science? SHE ALSO SAID SHE SYMPATHISED WITH US, YOU MORONS?! And to be fair, our genetics isn't exactly 1st grade stuff. Even the most brillient minds in the world can't figure us out, let alone these jack-ups! So cut her some slack! If ya don't, then she might not bother helping us out anymore, so apologies, capish?"
  • Hue #6:... We are dreadfully sorry, miss. We're just, stressed we have to live like this is all. We end up treating even legitamently nice ones poorly because of one mere mis-step or so.
  • Hue 2: "Yeah, that wasn't too fair... You at least didn't insulted us when you said that."
  • Hue 5: "..... Well..... I guess I shouldn't be ungrateful about that you saved us at all vs. you not doing anything. Well, I suppose someone who puts her foot in her mouth is better then no friend at all. Like the saying goes, "Beggers can't be choosers"."
  • Hue 4: "We don't mean to be over-sentisive.... It came with the terratory."
  • Hue 1: "That's better guys.... Hey wait, I just realised.... Are you a teen?"
  • Chell:... How did you find that out?
  • Hue #1: I don't know how to discripe it without sounding pervy.... But to say it as decently as possable, your basicly a younger verson of one them! (Points to a female worker).
  • Chell:... Look, if it's all the same, I'm sorry about justifying the sciencetists here, even if it's legit. Believe me, I know what it is like when even the nice people in my life put their foot in their mouths. I was just not treated fairly well because I hated the way hybrids like you were treated, and not just Hues, but OTHER hybrids around the UUniverses. I think it's unfair what they do to people like you.
  • Hue #4: Not meaning to sound like a sceptic, you sound legit enough, but, what Rabodan would say they care for us, yet work in a hellhole like THIS among those that hardly, or at best, don't feel or present proper remorse for us?
  • Chell: You're looking at an unfortunate daughter for a worker at HuesHue.
  • Hue #5:... Did you say 'HuesHue'?!? As in, the ONLY place were Hues like us are treated fairly and funded ENTIRELY by Emeoyx?!?
  • Chell:... Yes? Well, fair warning, it's not an exact improvement. it kinda funtions like an exclusive club and-
  • Hue #4: Anywhere's better then here!
  • Chell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, I'm just a rookie. I don't have the power to bail you out.
  • Hue #2:... You think your father can do something?
  • Chell: Unfortunately, he has no power over independent hybrid camps. Even Emeoyx doesn't have that kind of power. I'm afraid all she can do to free you is to be elected as President of Trecene.
  • The Hue gang: "Awwwwww."
  • Hue 6: "Must you really over-hype our expectations?"
  • Hue 5: "No, no.... It's cool. We get it. You have no power over this, and Emeoyx has yet to get power. Can't say I'm mad at ya. Thanks for warning us that HuesHue isn't exactly the Zee's knees, but.... It will still be a damn improvement with what we have to cope with."
  • The Hue gang left depressively.....
  • Chell, congured by guilt, couldn't handle it....
  • Chell: ".... I, I might know a way out of the camp!"
  • The Hues came back, swifted in mood from depress to thrilled!
  • Hue gang: "YOU DO?!"
  • Chell: "Shhh! (Quietly) But not outloud! Just trust me on this. As soon as we get you to HuesHue, I'll try and work things out from here."
  • Hue #3:... And why exactly are you helping US and just shirking your responsibilities? I don't think even your daddy will like that.
  • Chell: Hey, I've been able to convince my father of things before. I think I can handle it. Trust me, by this time tomorrow, you can forget about the cruelty of this place and be in a place where Hues are treated fairly.
  • (Chell): And that night, we were doing well. Turns out, those six were NOT what people thought. They were quite smart and could work together. And thankfully, we were able to get out of there. Unfortunately... What ended in failure was the fact that their bullies... Were actually sons and/or nefpews of Rabodan higher-ups who ran the camps, even one of them from HuesHue city, that after overhearing our plans, they reported it to the place, and by the time we got there... Well... (They arrived to find public authorities were there waiting for them)
  • Chell:... What the hell?!?
  • Cop #1: THERE THEY ARE! (They tazed them to the ground as Chell's father and the head of the hybrid camp arrived)
  • HC Head: I think you're going to find that this was VERY ill-advised, young lady!
  • Chell's Father: (Looks guilty for what he's about to say, but the leer of an angry superior forces him to do it).... I am VERY disappointed in you, Chell.... You took Hues out of their camp WITHOUT anyone's consent.
  • Chell: But father, I-
  • Chell's Father: Whatever reasons you had, we already know! And, it's fine you were concerned for their well-being. But it's besides the point! The problem of the matter is, you took people without anyone's permission! What if they were particularly bad hybrids and they were just pulling on your heart strings just to be free!? Hybrids without proven seal of Rabodan trust documents are dangerious!
  • HC Head: At least it's a good thing the sons and nefpews of higher-ups in the camp reported this to us! For your Hue friends, they are going into MAXIMUM security where they will NEVER escape again. As for YOU, you're FIRED, AND banned from hybrid camps, AND from HuesHue city!
  • Chell: NO! YOU CAN'T!!! Don't you understand?!? The only reason Hues are being 'brain-dead' is because of your drugs! It doesn't work with their genetics, and it's making them mad! So father, if you truly care for the Hues, then PLEASE do SOMETHING!
  • Chell's father: "Oh, dear, alchourse I do, it's just that, I'm in no position to risk my job for this, I-"
  • HC Head: Your damn right your not! Not unless the both of you want to take it up to the current President, AND the Commander-in-Chief of the Rabodan Military, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE BARONESS!!! (To Chell) And bottom line lady, what you just said counts as a questioning of their, and OUR, authority! What we say, goes. You will NOT approach ANY camp, NOR HuesHue city unless under supervision, (Mockingly) Even if it's to visit your daddy, (Normally) OR any Hue, ever again, under threat of jailtime!
  • Chell's father looks remorseful, but can't say anything under threat of being fired.
  • Chell:... You know, you all will be VERY sorry when Emeoyx is elected. She FUNDS HuesHue, and if she gets into the President's seat, she's going to have ALL of you sacked, and I'm gonna be there at the ceremony to celebrate.
  • HC Head: Is that a threat, young lady?!
  • Chell: No! It's a promise! But threat, promise, take it anyway you like. Go ahead and do whatever you want to me AND these poor Hues! But mark my words, when Emeoyx is elected, you'll regret that this day EVER happened. And after all THIS, I'm no doubt going to not only vote for her, but I am going to form a petition to ensure she gets there.
  • HC Head:... Hmmph! A wise girl, huh? Well, I hate to break it to you, but you're TOO young to do such a thing. The politicians and even the higher-ups of our government will NEVER listen to you. And even if they do have the gull to listen to some random-ass brat, then a good ol' fastioned LAWSUIT will keep them at bay! Mr. Helix, get her out of my sight, and get out the most SOLID belt you've got!
  • Chell's father: "HEY, I CROSS THE LINE OF PHYSICALLY ABUSING MY DAUGHTER?!"
  • HC Head: "THEN GROUND HER ASS FOREVER IF YOUR TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY!?"
  • Chell's father, panicly takes Chell away.
  • HC Head: Now, onto business! ARREST THE HUES!
  • (Chell): And they were right..... In a sense. I was too young to have ANY impact on the government OR the election. But if there's one person I know who COULD do it, it was my father. So, after I was grounded and put under probation and restraining order, I tried to ask him to help do the job for me.... Trouble is, while he does care for Hues, it's just that.... He's too afraid of his bosses to stand up to them.
  • Chell's Father: "Chell, I'm sorry for being a cowerd, but I'm trying to be a cowerd who can provide for you!"
  • Chell: Well, father, I understand the situation you're in, but... Is there ANYTHING you can do?
  • Chell's Father: (Sighs) I wish there was. But you're still under supervision. I'm afraid they'll know if I tried to do anything and sue me. I'm afraid all we can do is hope for the best that Emeoyx gets elected.
  • Chell:... (Walks away softly crying)
  • (Chell): However, it turns out I didn't need to do anything after all because, in a way, I already did. That incident at HuesHue caught the attention of Emeoyx herself. And she used the footage of the event to get herself enough votes from Accepted Hues and Hue-sympathizers alike to automatically win the election over Grin Eateron. The end result was great. She won by a landslide because of how her retoric was more morally faverable then Grin's plans. Things would garrintied to be better from here on out. The rotten superiors would lose their jobs, the unethical treatments would cease, and HuesHue would no longer act like an exclusive club..... However, litterally on the first day before she can get to work, the promises ended up short-lived. The Extinctioners attacked HuesHue inspite of never having any proven prior hatred to Hybrids like Hues. Hues and Rabodan staff-alike were lost. My father survived, but was left crippled, meaning that he can't adiquitely do a job anymore, nor be able to provide for me. There was a silver-lining in that tragity, though, not a very great one. With HuesHue nothing more then a ruined exsample of lost dreams, me and my father were free from any superior manipulation. Unfortunately, my friends desided that the Extinctioners were the last straw and wanted to leave the planet to get away from something worse then their oppressors. Even the promise of an benvolent madam president and that they no longer have to worry about the treatments anymore, did little to sway them to stay. They have left to live a newer life in a planet that is less harsher to Hybrids..... I was... Heartbroken beyond belief. But that wasn't the worst of it. My father had to go to another Rabodan colony for because Trecene is not an adiquite place for a disabled person. I never saw neither of them again. I decided to try and forget about this incident by becoming a medic for the Rabodan Military....

Present

  • Chell:... And that's where I met YOU, Ruther. When you came into the military to honor your Rabodan father, when I saw you, I saw my old Hue friends. I was scared to give another shot at helping a Hue in need. I was afraid that history would repeat itself. And after all that has happened... I fear it's getting close to BEING so! I don't wanna lose you like what happened to them.
  • Ruther: (A tear goes down is face)... I... I never knew that about you.
  • Chell: Well, I wouldn't consider my past a good conversation piece! Both my friends and father having to leave Trecene, because of the cruelty and idiotcy of others?! Their hatred, or just plain failure to understand, lead to this! It ruins Hues, AND Rabodans alike! My friends were lucky to have avoided the treatment that could've left them mentally ineffectent, now they're afraid of pushing their luck against the Extinctioners! And now my father now has to live in a home cause of his state! You have no idea, what it feels like to be alone without people that truely care for you other then just feeling bad for you! And then.... There's you..... Every time I look at you... (Softly sobs)... I think of failing Hues again. (Cries)... PLEASE don't let your doubts make that come true. I wanna be there by your side because... It's what they AND my father would want. (Cries as Ruther was feeling awful)
  • Patrick: *Sniffs* That's so awful!
  • Xandy: (Softly sobs and wipes her nose)... Don't cry, Xandy, you're a woman!
  • Ruther:... I'm SO sorry about your friends and you dad, Chell. But... But don't let YOUR fears justify MINE! After hearing all of that... I don't wanna make you feel upset. Hues may still have a bad rep today, but at least you inadvertently helped Emeoyx get the chance to make their lives better, or at least, improving. I'm not ENTIRELY confident that I can do this, but... After hearing how miserable you are about my kind... I wanna try!
  • Chell:... Really? *Sniff* You'll do it for me?
  • Ruther: Indeed. What happened to your day and what your friends desided to do just to avoid the Extinctioners, it's beyond terrorable, but... After all you did for me... I'm willing to go through treacherous storms and fight off ANY force, good or evil, just to be the FIRST Hue to ACTUALLY make a difference.
  • Chell:... (Cries for a bit and hugs him)... Thank you so much, Ruther! I could just KISS you right now!
  • Icky: I don't wanna be a cock-blocker here, but save that for when he ACTUALLY saves the day, because we've got much to do and less time to do it in.
  • Chell:... Right. (Wipes away her tears and sobers up)... Alright! How do we begin?
  • Icky: "Well, we initionally came here to see the Professor if he knew a safe way around Abominable Peak."
  • Abberant: "..... You know there was a reason why they called it "Abominable Peak", right? Safety doesn't exist in that terrorable mountain."
  • Icky: "Ok, ok, fine! Is there at least a LESS dangerious way up!"
  • Abberant: "Well.... Thanks to the storm, any possably not-as-dangerious passageways may as well be as dangerious as the really dangerious ways."
  • Trixie: "Oh for Celestia's sake, isn't there even ONE way with you!?"
  • Abberant: "...... Well, there was Surrounder's Pass, which goes all the way around the Mountain, but...... Surrounder's Pass is no better. It's crawling with Ice Bandits, Giant Ice Wild Crabblers, and Ice Screechers! Those giant flying devils are espeically active thanks to the storm! They'll prey on anything caught in it!"
  • Iago: Well, screw it! A path with baddies and monsters is better than a HAZARDOUS one.
  • Francis: Heir-heir!
  • Ruther: Well, you all convinced me, let's do it. But on ONE condition! Promise me you'll ACTUALLY let me and Chell kiss after all this is over and we can ensure it's SAFE for us to be a couple, because I happen to think c***-blocks are SO overdone, it lost all humor ENTIRELY.
  • Icky: Eh, it lost it's luster, EVEN in the Jak & Daxter series, just let the couple FINALLY have their make-out moments. I mean, come on, what's so bad about seeing a guy get to first base? Anyway, it's a done frickin' deal!
  • Sparx: Wow, I thought those Hues WOULD suffer drugged mentality. I'm starting to feel like that WAS the case until it was undone. What, is the producer SCARED of someone dying or being in misery when he's done PLENTY of that?
  • Cynder: Uh, Sparx, I don't think it's wise to mock the producer.
  • Sparx: Oh, pfft, what's he gonna do, have me get eaten by a carnivorous pla- (A giant alien-like carnivorous plant does actually ate him)... Alright, lemme outta here you overgrown fungus!
  • Spyro: (Sighs) I'll get him out. (He walks over and helps Sparx out)
  • Cynder: At least it'll teach him a lesson.
  • MSM: Actually, that was me. I decided to save him the trouble. I'm sure he has GOOD reasons, like, say, he doesn't want EXCESS misery and death. Sometimes that stuff is used TOO much for conflict. I may be into conflict, but even I have my balances of that stuff.
  • Scroopfan: "That, and I kinda had a different vision here."
  • Ruther:... Who are they?
  • Baloo: No one you need to worry about. Now, who IS this 'specialist' whose coming after you?

Meanwhile...

  • Rabodan Scout: Admiral, he's here!
  • Admiral: Excellent. Bring him in. (A big lumbering muscle-bound Rabodan came in with a large assault rifle on his back, two dual pistols in two holsters on his legs, an armored uniform, cybernetic headgear on his head like the Admiral's, a cybernetic eye, several scars, and something on his mouth)...
  • Rabodan Soldier #1:... Now THAT is what I'm taking abo-
  • Admiral: Bigton, could you kindly turn around so we can see the speicalist?
  • Bigton: (In squeaky voice through his communication device) Oh, sorry. (He turned around to see a midget Rabodan being held in a backpack carrier)
  • Rabodan Soldier #1:... You've GOTTA be kidding me! (The midget got off and met the Admiral)
  • Admiral: "..... How have you been doing, Sextus?"
  • Sextus: "(Surprisingly deep and brooding voice) Solid, Admiral!"
  • Rabodan Soldier 3:... Uh... Sir, I think there's something wrong with the speicalist's big friend's voice modulator, he must've bumped it.
  • Rabodan Soldier #2: YEAH, HIS VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY!
  • Rabodan Soldier #1: Second, you call THIS guy a specialist? What's he gonna do, sic his hired big bodyguard on the HA and the Lougers because he's such a SUCKY disgrace of his name? (The two laughed)
  • Admiral: (Sighs) Morons!
  • Sextus: Allow me, Admiral! (Takes out his two pistols) Tickle mode activate!
  • Gun Voice: Tickle mode activated!
  • The two Rabodan Soldiers: (They stopped laughing after hearing that) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO- (He fired as the duo started laughing and tearing up)
  • Rabodan Soldier #2: MAKE IT STAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAP!! (They continued laughing)
  • Admiral: (As the effects wore off)... Are you two simpletons done? Let me explain in GREAT detail why he's a specialist, and it's NOT because of his assistant Bigton here. BTW, DON'T laugh at his malfunctioning voice modulator because that's the LAST thing people have done. Sextus here is STILL a great fighter despite his size. He can do this mission even WITHOUT Bigton. Those two guns there, are much MORE than torture devices. He's upheld his family legacy as the son of his elderly father FAIRLY well. Bigton here is only an assistant AND a trusted friend. I'm sure that, before they begin their hunt, we'll have his voice modulator fixed in no time.
  • Sextus: Damn right! Bigton deserves better then that, suckers. He's an eye-for-an-eye machine who tears off ANY body part used to mock him. And he's right. THESE guns are a contradiction to their small size, and the LATEST in Globex' Weapons' Division's microtechnology branch. One high-level shot from THESE babies can f*** you up for life! SO I DEMAND RESPECT, ASSWIPES!!! (The two intimidated soldiers nodded in agreement)... Anyway, you have called me to deal with this Ruther joker. I can't say I blame you, Admiral. Ruther was ALWAYS a troublemaker since I met him back in class. I ALWAYS loved watching him and Soto hurt each other trying to prove their superiority. It was a real gas seeing them nitwits fight.

Cutaway

  • Sextus: (He and Bigton were enjoying popcorn-like food as they saw Soto and Ruther on top of a watchtower and Soto kicked him off)
  • Ruther: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! (He fell on something)
  • ???: GET OFF MY TRUCK, RUTHER! AND LOOK, YOU MESSED UP ALL THE PILLOWS I WAS GOING TO WASH FOR ALL THE ROOKIES!!! (Sextus and Bigton laughed)

Present

  • Sextus: But by this point, Ruther was the one who turned into the weak link. Soto is a TRUE honorary to his name... By proxy that HE ain't the screw-up. No offence, Admiral, but he's otherwise NO improvement. Ya got a s*** ton of work on that one, you dig? So, I assure you, catching Ruther will be easy. ESPECIALLY since I beat them over 62 times, EVEN when they hesitantly work together in the virtual training course, AND even without Bigton. Soto tried his best, but Ruther was not even doing so because he was too busy arguing his ass off with Soto. He's a disgrace. I bet even Hues won't like'im.
  • Admiral: If I were you, Sextus, I wouldn't be foolish to underestimate an opponent. You KNOW that he's been trained by Chell. And SHE'S done her own fair-share of self-defense classes every once in a while.
  • Sextus: Oh, you mean the medic he fell in love with? Oh please, my grandmother's tougher than her!
  • Admiral: Yes, but DO remember what SHE was through. She's sympathized with Hues because she lost 6 friends she tried to rescue from a pre-Emeoyx hybrid camp, and lost both THEM AND her handicapped father when they left the planet, never to be seen again. It's clear that, after all THAT, she wouldn't hesitate to defy even ME to help him.
  • Sextus: Oh, bulls***! Your discipline has SCARRED girls like her. Besides, she's too busy treating Soto.
  • Admiral: Actually... She's not there yet.
  • Sextus:... But didn't she say she had to use the ladies' room to... Uh... Visit her Aunt Flo, or something?
  • Admiral: No, I fear that she only used that as an excuse to go find Ruther.
  • Sextus:... OH HELL NO! Don't worry, Admiral, I will hunt them down before they even set a SINGLE toe on that Peak! Come on Bigton, we's gonna kick ourselves some ass!
  • Bigton: "Ohhh, goodie! (Claps rapidly) Then can we go to C&C afterwards?! They're having the Wild Crabbler speical."
  • Sextus: "Oh, hell yeah, that's my s*** yo! And we can also score some SODA up in here! But first, let's fix that voice thing, it's REALLY starting to be embarrassing!"
  • Bigton: "Ohhhhh kay. Though it would've been a nice comedic compliment to the fact that you're a small guy with a deep voice, yet the big guy's the squeaky one."
  • Sextus: "Yeah, but trust me, we're suppose to be professionals, not a goddamn comic relief for some cartoon! Now, to the hover unicycle!"
  • Sextus is placed back in Bigton's pack and got on a one-seated hover-unicycle as the duo ride off.
  • Admiral: ".......... If that's professional, I don't wanna know what they're like UN-professional."
  • Rabodan Soldier #3:... Question, sir? Why haven't you EVER mentioned those guys before? Were you afraid that everyone would laugh at them?
  • Admiral: You COULD say that. Sextus is STILL a good AND better specialist than I ever was and would. Trust me, they'll be perfect.
  • Rabodan Soldier #1: I sincerely DOUBT that!
  • Admiral: You solider, have TOO little faith in them. Your gonna have to wash the latrines for that!
  • Rabodan soldier 2: "HA! Your made to do bathroom duty!"
  • Admiral: "No one likes a smartass, soldier! YOU will have to peel Jomtatoes for that!"
  • Rabdon Soldier 2: "D'OH?!"

Chapter 4: Power of the Hurricane/Secrets Revealed/Tri-Judgment Night

Abominable Peak Range

  • The Van is seen flying, being followed by the Ha Ship and Ruther on Zoom!
  • Kowalski:... (On intercom) HOW BIG IS THIS STORM?!? (The yell echoes across the storm-driven mountains, yet it was interrupted by a powerful lightning strike) YAAAAHHH!!! THAT LIGHTNING IS BURNING MY EARHOLES!!!
  • (Abberant): "Don't worry! Surrounder's Pass shouldn't be too far."
  • Skipper: I sure hope so. This storm looks like something even a PENGUIN cannot handle. How cold can winter storms be on this planet?
  • (Xandy):... You REALLY don't wanna know. TRUST me! All you need to know is that your alternate species INDEED cannot tolerate the cold. It's why it's the PERFECT place for a genocidal maniac to hide and do his work without being disturbed.
  • Gazelle: Well, no storm has held THESE guys back before.
  • Spyro: Yeah. In fact, did we ever tell you how our friend Kairi was able to elude a depression-mongering ghost in the middle of a hurricane?
  • (Magnum): Yeah, Xandy told us that crazy story not long after we joined the Heroes Act. Such an achievement that a human could accomplish. Then again, we aren't surprised. After all we just learned about humans on this mission, as well as how 'badass' they were before their evacuation, I wouldn't be surprised. They were a praised and loved race to all inhabitants of our UUniverses.
  • Icky: Oh, trust me, humans in OUR worlds have done some awesome s***. You should drop by and get to know them a little better.
  • Duke: But, heads up, some animals in our worlds don't take kindly to them as your people have to YOUR humans. They have a mixed reputation in our worlds.
  • (Magnum):... I see. So, Professor, ETA to Surrounder's Pass?
  • (Aberrant): 5 minutes.
  • Duke: "Well, I guess that means we're just about to be fine."
  • Screeches are heard.
  • Duke: "..... Wha-oh. Spoke too soon."
  • (Xandy): "Heads up guys. Ice Screechers on our six."
  • Patrick: "But it's already pasted 7."
  • Squidward: "Not litterally, you idiot!"
  • Icky: "Wait.... What exactly ARE Ice Screechers?"
  • (Aberrant): They're avian creatures native to this world. Descended from past creatures in the same evolutionary branch as Hudson's species, only with SEVERAL ways to improve their flight and hunting strategies, they grew into giant white and highly-insulated predators that blend PERFECTLY in stormy and snowy skies. And again, they are more active in the winter, a time when storms like this are more active, then many forms of wildlife are HARDLY able to defend themselves. Ergo, Ice Screechers. (Something struck the van as it shook)... Oh, and they're one of the many animals to have the ability of armosis, or the ability to fire projectiles from any source as a defense and/or offense, in this case through two additional stomachs called toxons which brew the projectiles.
  • Lucky Jack: Oh, well THAT'S just charming! A giant predatory bird that fires loogies as a weapon. NOW I've seen everything!
  • (Aberrant): Especially when they have VARIOUS types of firepower to use. The one it just fired was a corrosive combination of digestive acid and the inedible and reactive plant material it swallows.
  • Cornwall:... You're joking, right?
  • Devon: I don't think he is! That spot it struck is melting away. (The acid was seen melting away in the van)... I don't think we can hold out if this keeps up-
  • Cornwall: (Grabs his snout) How 'bout holding your breath?
  • Icky:... PLEASE tell me these things are solitary predators.
  • (Aberrant):... Well... Sadly, Ice Screechers are extremely social animals, so, that safely implies that, there's never just one. (More screeches were heard as multiple large white birds with Harrathor-like wings, white feathers, colored faces and snapping toothed beaks, red sacs on their necks, two additional smaller wings on their flexible legs, flat feathered rat-like tails, and they had cyan-colored glowing eyes, as they all screeched and came down from high-elevated caves and openings on the faces of cliffs and/or glaciers, and began to attack by spitting projectiles from their mouths)
  • Icky: "..... AW, CRAP!?"
  • Private:... Well, this sucks!
  • Skipper: EVASIVE!! (They continuously dodged the projectile shots as they only made out with a few direct hits on their vehicles)
  • Mr. Dodo: I have a distinct feeling that evading them will be hard when we're flying in a storm. It's not only hard to see where you are or where your attackers are, but the winds will hinder our maneuverability. And defending ourselves isn't an opition since-
  • Lord Shen: "Miss Gazelle wouldn't allow these things being harmed?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "I was going to reference that the same storm condictions make that impossable, but that's true too."
  • Skipper: Kowalski, PLEASE tell me the rotary cannons on this van has a stun function! You promised Gazelle you would do that for an event like this.
  • Kowalski: Well, it's still a work in progress. Lexus says that the kind of technology takes delicate but easy construction. Unfortunately, I'm only 87% complete. I'm afraid there's no current way we can deal with these creatures without legitimately hurting them.
  • Skipper:... Gazelle, you're the Uniter Princess who wants us all to be delicate when dealing with common animals, can't YOU do something about these Screechers?
  • Gazelle: "I would if I could. The problem is that these creatures are hungry beyond reason. Even if they do acknowledge me as the Uniter, they are dominated by desperation and hunger."
  • Skipper: "UGGH!? That means YOUR NO HELP!?"
  • Icky: "For furture reference guys, let's also be sure to get some anti-storm protection to make sure, THIS NEVER BECOMES A PROBLEM AGA-"
  • Another shot of acidic protectial hits where Icky was sitting as he freaked out as acid was melting it!
  • Icky: ".... I am REALLY not having a good time with animals this episode!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Neither is our van, I'm afraid!"
  • Abberant's voice: "Worry not! A few seconds until we reach Surrounder's pass! Plently of hiding places to avoid the flock!"
  • Iago: "PROVIDED IF THE FREAKING VAN SURVIVES THIS LONG!? AND WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING US THE MOST?!"
  • Abberant's voice: "They're attracted to bigger meals! They felt that due to the size of your van that they felt that it means there's alot of meat in it!"
  • Icky: "THAT COULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW ABOUT EARLIER!?"
  • Sandy: "Then I guess our only hope is to lose them!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Oh bother. And then I am removed from the seat in 3, 2, 1." (He was cartoonishly pushed out of the driver's seat as Sandy took the wheel)
  • Sandy: BRING IT ON, YOU OVERGROWN RATS WITH WINGS!!! (Gazelle was about to speak) NO RACISM AND/OR SPECIESISM INTENDED!!! BUCKLE UP, MISFITS, IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!!! (They all did that as the van began to perform intense stunts avoiding the projectiles from the Ice Screechers)
  • SpongeBob: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
  • Squidward: WHAT THE BARNACLE ARE YOU 'WHEEING' ABOUT?!? WE'RE BEING CHASED BY GIANT ALIEN BIRDS!!!
  • SpongeBob: I'VE GROWN USED TO SANDY'S DRIVING!!! IT'S FUN BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO YOU GET EXCITED AS IF YOU'RE ON A RIDE, BUT YOU ALSO GET AROUSED BY-
  • Squidward: OH, BIG F****** WHOOP, THIS IS ALSO BECAUSE SO YOU CAN HAVE AN ERECTION!!! I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BARNACLE-HEAD, BUT THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT! PLUS, WE ALREADY CLEANED UP SPARX'S S****, SO WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE SPLASHES OF IT FROM YOU...IF YOU EVER CAN PRODUCE IT GIVEN YOU'RE AN ASEXUAL CREATURE!!!
  • SpongeBob: IT'S A CARTOON, OF COURSE! I CAN DO THAT! I MEAN, MY MOM DID SEXUAL REPRODUCTION WITH ME, AND REMEMBER THE LATE-NIGHT INCIDENTS INVOLVING SANDY?!?
  • Squidward: (Laughs) THAT STILL CRACKS ME UP!
  • Sandy: SHUT UP, CHOWDER-HEADS, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON FINDING A PLACE TO HIDE THIS BEHEMOTH!! (On comlink) Ruther, can your Tetrox do non-lethal armosis?
  • (Ruther): Unfortunately, her kind not one of the species that can USE armosis, literally. There's only ONE species that can do it. And Zoom here is NOT that species.
  • Sandy: Dag nabbit! Is there ANYTHING you guys can do to hold off these creatures? And it BETTER be non-lethal, because Gazelle ain't a fan of animals being harmed even if it's in self-defense!!!
  • (Ruther): "Oh lucky for her, I feel the same way. I know a way to keep the Ice Screechers busy WITHOUT even giving them a bruze!"
  • Sandy: Well, spit it out, because we've got some shields that we'll use, yet they'll only last so long.
  • (Ruther): There's PLENTY of large places to hide from the Screechers in these mountain ranges. Hell, you can use the storm fogs to your advantage because it's equally impossible to see for them as it is for us.
  • (Magnum): Right. And don't you have a cloaking device to help you?
  • Sandy: Well, while that might work, it would be unlikely to in THIS environment. Our cover could be blown by the snow falling down on our invisible van.
  • (Aberrant): Then just find a place where no snow can fall on your van. But ensure that it's far away. The Screechers have good smell, but it's in between the smell strength of both a human and a rog. They can only smell something that's only 6 meters away from them.
  • Sandy:... This BETTER work! Ruther, you sure you can distract the Screechers in another way WITHOUT harming them?
  • (Ruther): Well, I can try. Just be sure you're as FAR away as possible because, even though they can't see or smell that far, they can smell your van's fuel exhaust and follow your trail, AND they can do it even in this windy weather.
  • Sandy: Just get started. (Zoom flew towards the Screechers as they screeched and followed them) HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS!!! (She full-throttled the van as they disappeared in the fog)
  • The HA Ship followed suit!
  • Samantha: "I wish for Ruther the best of luck."
  • The Ships travel through the fog as they reach sharp rocks pointed in a near-perfect formation to form Surrounder's Pass.
  • As they ships went through, they were watched by beings, NOT rabodans.....
  • ???: "..... It is clear that the Screechers have failed to secure their meals."
  • ??? 2: "It matters not, my son. They succeeding in one thing..... Leading them to us...... And, if possable, they'll settle for the hybrid and his pet."
  • ???: "Great Sage, surely your wise enough to not expect those simple bird beasts to actselly succeed."
  • ??? 2: "I am. I was merely trying my hand to the philsofy known as, "Being Optimistic". You should try it, my son. It will bring you a simple but much appresiated form of enlightenment."
  • ???: "..... May I be allowed to ready our forces against the outsiders?"
  • ??? 2: "You may, my son. But no death is permitted. I sense great use for them to liberate our once rightful home planet from the Blue and Yellow invaders that taken away our home for so long ago, over our origins. They must be preserved."
  • ???: "Forgive my great desrespect, Great Sage, but how are you sure these outsiders would even agree to this?"
  • ??? 2: "They will..... I can control any being and any creature. Nothing is ammuned to my powers. Now go, my son. Ready your brothers and sisters to aquire, our guests."
  • The silluetted nodded in agreement and left.

Elsewhere, in Ruther's location.

  • Ruther on Zoom is seen flying around as the Ice Screechers chased them!
  • Ruther: "Remember what we practiced, girl. Let's give these ice suckers the old spin-around!" (They performed a Kulbit maneuver directly above the entire Screecher flock as they managed to elude them in the stormy fog as they screeched in aggravation)... (He and Zoom fly off into a mountainous cave hiding from the Screechers)... Alright, Zoom! Let's give them the most unpleasant, yet safe, thrashing of their lives! (Zoom screeched in agreement as they both dived down as Ruther took out two guns, set them to stun, and blasted them unconscious one-by-one until one of them used a projectile to knock Zoom unconscious as they started falling) AW, CAUTER CUBS, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? CLEVER SONS OF BITCHES!!! (They continued falling until Ruther managed to animal-whisper Zoom awake as he pulled and got her airborne again)... You didn't think that was easy to pull off, birdbrain? Well, take THIS! (Fires the gun as it knocks the Ice Screecher unconscious as the rest screeched in retreat)... YEAH, YOU'D BETTER FLY AWAY!!! (They land on a mountain platform)... We showed THEM a thing or two. Hopefully, that distracted them long enough to- (Zoom made painful groans)... Zoom, are you okay, girl? (He notices she has a wound on the armpit of her wing where the Screecher struck it with an acidic burn)... Oh, no! No doubt that'll cause significant damage to the wing membrane. (On comlink) Ruther to Aberrant! Come in Aberrant! I've distracted the Screechers into retreating hopefully long enough for the Lodgers to hide, but Zoom is wounded. We may not be able to go anywhere for a while until Zoom's wounds are healed.
  • (Aberrant): Copy that, Ruther. We'll be there as soon as we can. For now, see if you can find shelter. We hear the Screechers coming this way. And we have indeed found a good hiding spot in a cave, and perhaps we'll hold out long enough for the Screechers to move on.
  • (Vancer): Yeah. Soon enough, those birds will 'flock' off. (Scoffs and laughs)... What, too cheesy?
  • (Hudson): More like insensitive!
  • (Radcliffe): Yeah, Vancy, too soon.
  • (SLAP)!
  • (Vancer): "OW!? What gives, Miss Gazelle? Your not even a bird!?"
  • (Gazelle): "It's because you made an insensitive bird joke!"
  • (Zosimo): "Yeah, ya know, Vance, maybe humor just isn't your magnum opus."
  • (Patrick): "But Magnum's right here."
  • (Zosimo):... Really, Patrick?
  • (Patrick): Well, she is!
  • Ruther: I'm serious! Zoom needs attention soon, and given the storm, she and I won't last long.
  • (Aberrant): Understood. I don't wanna find you dead. That would ruin my goals with you. So we'll be there as soon as we can. Aberrant out.
  • Ruther: (To Zoom) Alright, girl. Let's get out of here. (They entered a cave as silhouetted figures were seen watching them)

Meanwhile...

  • The Heroes were seen in the caves.
  • Ralth:... You sure this will work?
  • Jumbaa: It'd better. I don't think the van can withstand anymore fire from those birds.
  • Aberrant: And hopefully, they'll be gone soon.
  • Po: You SURE about that? It seems like these animals shouldn't be underestimated.
  • Aberrant: Ruther has dealt with them time-and-time again. Trust me. They'll-
  • Suddenly, the group were suddenly captured by an engry bubble!
  • Mr. Krabs: "WHAT IN DAVEY JONES' LOCKER?!"
  • Icky: "...... I think it's safe to say, that we found our ice bandits."
  • More of the same figures are seen as they carried caned staffs that are emitting the energy.
  • One of the main figures from earlier, arrived, reveiled to be wearing a mask and long robes.
  • The Figure: "...... Just as he expected. Take them to our village. They'll be great use for us to rid our rightful home from the invaders of Blue and Yellow."
  • Figure underling: "But what of the two invaders and the hybrid with them?"
  • Figure leader: ".... Lock those two up. And leave the Hybrid to suffer. He is NOT impourent to us."
  • Gazelle: "Wait, what is going on he-"
  • The figures used the engery in the staff to soothe the group in a sort of sleep to prevent complaints and bothersome attempts for talking."

Elsewhere.

  • Ruther and Zoom are waiting around for abit of the others to join up for a long time.....
  • Ruther: "...... Ohhh, why are they taking so long? Ice Screechers are known for persistence, but this is rediculious. Either something's up..... (Gets sad and sat down.)..... Or they desided I wasn't worth the trouble anymore..... I couldn't blame them. I won't be bothered if they felt that the Ice Screechers suddenly made it as if I'm not worth it anymore. If so, I won't judge them for it. If I'm not worth it for the millaterry, I'm certainly not worth it for vigilanties..... Wish they didn't had to butter me up for nothing though."
  • Zoom squacked in pain as the wound is still present.
  • Ruther: "(Sighs).... Sorry girl, (takes off his scarf).... Guess we're on our own. (Wraps his scarf around the wound). Maybe it's for the best we don't stick around. After all, even if those misfits are good, they can't ever bring themselves to defy the Baroness. She may be a pathient and kind Rabodan, but man, when she's absolute on something, NOTHING changes her mind! If she's not gonna bother allowing Emeotyx to not leave me marked as a criminal, she won't let the misfits live up to their promises..... I bet they figured that after all the trouble they realised they were in. I'd be mad if I haven't already expected that.... People who said they were my friends, other then Chell, always dump me at the worse possable time they minute they realise how much trouble I was..... Ya know Zoom..... Just because I expected it..... (Starts shedding tears).... Don't mean it hurts......"
  • Zoom cooed and covered Ruther up.
  • Ruther: "....... At least I got you, girl..... Your pretty much in my top 2 friends to the end."
  • ???: "Well good for you, sucker."
  • Ruther gasped as he looked to see Sextus and Bigton from outside the cave.
  • Sextus: "I'm glad them misfits desided that you ain't worth it no more and just dumped your ass like a hot steeming piece of shit! It's weird of them to do that, but I'm glad they did! Never thought it be because of them annoying Ice Screechers tho."
  • Bigton: "(Still with Sqeacky voice) Surprises even me."
  • Sextus: "..... If your wondering about the voice and WHY it ain't fixed, we kinda didn't had time to do so. Reports said you was moving fast, so we had to put getting you first at the top of the bucket list.... And THEN we'll get it fixed, AND go to C&C's."
  • Ruther: "(Sighs annoyed), Well, if it isn't the Soto likers, Sextus and Bigton. Let me guess, the Admiral asked you two cover for your idol?"
  • Sextus: "Now hold up, buster! Just because I consider him the superior of this conflict, don't mean I like him! In fact, I'll give ya this, your otherwise a guy I would enjoy a damn good beer with. It's just that, you gave neither me nor Soto any reason to believe that your a real man."
  • Ruther: "Oh why not, shorty?"
  • Sextus: "Well first off, a real man should know when to pick his fights. And you? You keep picking losing fights. You pick fights that the odds say your gonna lose BADLY in, yet go with it anyway like a child! And I don't just mean your, "Disagreements" with Soto, I meant that whole revenge bullshit! Look, that being said, I feel ya man. Those assholes took your parents for something they don't understand, and don't want to appearently and act like we still live under a Sidebottom rule. But here's the thing! You ain't speical! You ain't the only one they pulled that shit on! Hybrids and Rabodans alike, lost their love ones, AND lives, to those assholes! You think your the only one who wants to get even with those suckasses?! Everyone wants justice, even the Baroness looks forword to the day she judges the FUCK out of those crazos! Thing is...... We want to do it, properly, NOT THROUGH YOUR GUN-HO BULLSHIT AND JUST SLAUGHTERING THE ONES WHO KNOW ABOUT THE TRUE MAIN-BASE ALL WILLY-NILLY?! BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT, IF WE JUST KILL GEN WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS TO ASK ABOUT HIS LIFE FIRST, HE'S JUST GONNA BE REPLACED BY HIS SON WHO WILL PROCEED TO CONTINUE THE FAMILY TRADITION TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER?! That's why we're giving you shit about this man! Your just gonna end up preserving the Extinctioners for another generation! So..... Just do everyone a god damn favor, and give up. You wouldn't even last a second against Gen anyway. Trust me, he didn't became leader just because of being a sidebottom, he's WAY past hardcore!"
  • Ruther: "....... Your right...... I don't have a chance.... Not any more since even the Lougers don't think I'm worth it anymore..... Go ahead and take me away....."
  • Bigton: "Oakie Dookie-"
  • Sextus: "Wait up..... Just so we're clear, this ain't no damn trick like you do with Soto, ight? Cause if it is, I am gonna kick your ass for it!?"
  • Ruther: "Trust me Sextus, your too smart and badass to fall for anything I would use against Soto. Besides, Zoom is in no condition to fight, she was hurt badly by the Ice Screechers...... And I'm in no position to go up against you."
  • Sextus: "..... All ight, all ight, see boy? You's learning. You finally deside to act like a real man. Don't worry. We set up a camp away from Ice Screecher flight patterns. We'll fixed your boy-named pet pterasaur over here. We'll call the Admiral to come pick you ups and ready y'all for the deportation to the main planet. The Baroness herself wants to deal with yo ass personally. Ya dig?"
  • Ruther: "..... Christail, Sextus."
  • Sextus: "Now that's more like it. I was expecting ya'll to be WAY more defient then that. Guess those misfits must've inspired something in ya'll..... Either that, or reality finally kicked in. Either way, the Rabodan way scores again. Biggy, give the boy his complimentary bracelets."
  • Bigton: "Oakie Dookie! (To Ruther) He means the cuffs."
  • Bigton gets to Ruther and placed him under the cuffs.
  • Sextus: "So what we gonna do about the bird?"
  • Ruther: "She'll follow me wherever I go. And, be careful about un-nessersary roughness, she gets, very defensive about me getting hurt."
  • Sextus: "Oh don't worry. Standerds said I'm suppose to treat you with dignity. You also earned enough of my respect that I have no reason to get rough unless it's out of disaplene. So simply, you don't diss me, I ain't gonna diss you and the bird, ya dig it?"
  • Ruther: ".... Sextus, I hope it's not too personal, but.... Why speak in that weird slang?"
  • Sextus: Because I like to talk tough. Now let's amscray.

Meanwhile...

  • Abberant and Chell woke up in a cell.
  • Chell: "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • ???: Silence, invader scum! (The leader of the ice bandits appeared, revealing himself to be a red-headed agama-like lizard with glittering scales, an advanced/tribeal outfit, and an old age)... You do NOT speak unless you are spoken to.
  • Chell: "..... It can't be...."
  • Abberant: "By George of the Humans, it is!"
  • Lizard being: "Indeed. The rightful rulers of this planet are still among you."
  • Chell: Well, why are they locking us up?!? We need to help Ruther!
  • Lizard Being: You shall do NO such thing in MY presence! The hybrid is getting what's coming to him.
  • Chell:... I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?
  • Lizard Being: BECAUSE, invader witch, he is HALF of YOUR kind! Whether it's a filthy 'Rabodan' or a hybrid, we simply want NO part of it! That hybrid shall rot and freeze out there as far as I am concerned.
  • Chell: YOU CAN'T DO THIS! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT WE 'FILTHY RABODANS' ARE TRYING TO HUNT DOWN A GENOCIDAL MANIAC WHO WANTS TO DESTROY ANOTHER RACE?!?
  • Lizard Being: They are simply NONE of my concern. You're staying here. The misfits in the meanwhile, shall be put into good use in chasing your filthy kind off of this planet. Trecene will return back to our control, and your hateful spite will NO longer be welcome here. You two, in the meantime, have a date with some very hungry Ice Crabblers later down the line. Enjoy your stay while you can, invaders of Blue and Yellow. Your tyrantical reign ends here.
  • Chell: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE LOUGERS AND THE HEROES ACT!?"
  • Lizard: "All you need to know is that they are being sent to the Great Sage! And that's the knowledge you'll take to your graves."
  • The Lizard left.
  • Abberant: "..... Well, this took a downword spiral to dishastor."

Elsewhere.

  • The Lougers, Gazelle and the Ha are seen placed before a grand throwen, before the first silluetted figure.
  • Icky: "....... Something tells me that we're back to having side-plots to the main stories of episodes again."
  • ???: "Dear outsiders. I bide you all welcome to the kingdom of the REAL rulers of Trecene."
  • Lights shine as the throwneroom lights up to reveil a vastly different culture of lizard beings.
  • Icky: "..... I'm getting the feeling that the AUU folks have a bad hapit of taking and using planets that actselly belonged to someone else. Cause I'm seeing an unfortunate trend here."
  • The Throwne lights up, reveiling the first figure as a sage lizard leader. This is the Great Sage.
  • Great Sage: "...... I.... Am the Great Sage, leader of the Trecenerians, or, just the Treceas because of the prior name no longer justifived to have. You see, Trecene didn't always belonged to the invaders, it-"
  • Spongebob: "WAIT! DON'T TELL US! Trecene is actselly YOUR home planet, but then for some reason or another, the Rabodans unfairly took it away from you for some certain reason or another, and now you want them off!?"
  • The Great Sage was surprised.....
  • Zosimo: "..... We kinda encountered simular situations to yours, sir. Grooka, Oranos, Pharagu, Mieber, worlds that should've been left well enough alone, but we outsiders ended up touching those worlds reguardless. From a needless punishment against a misunderstood heroine, ice bugs with a plant that doesn't react well to corruption and violence, an acid lake planet with ACTUAL life on it cause of water pockets, and awhile ago, a planet that was plauged by a corruptive sun! We're so used to these kind of insodents being reveiled to us that they kinda start to mesh into something that is like an auto-replay of the same game!"
  • Great Sage: "..... My word, you people get around."
  • Icky: "But don't get us wrong, we still want to know the abertary backstory reason."
  • The Lizard leader from the last scene came in and stared at Icky angerly!
  • Lizard Leader: "DISRESPECTFUL BIRD!? YOU WILL TREAT THE GREAT SAGE WITH RESPECT!?"
  • Great Sage: "No need to get aggresive, my son. They were merely wishing for me to explain our motivations."
  • Xandy: "Yeah, listen to your dad, buster!"
  • Lizard Leader: "WHAT!? DISRESPECTFUL RODENT!? AS MUCH AS I WOULD WISH IT TO BE SO, THE GREAT SAGE IS NOT MY FATHER?!"
  • Patrick: "But why did he call you his son?"
  • Lizard Leader: "The Great Sage treats all of his subjects like if they were of his bloodlines! We Trecenerians, bond to eachother like we are of blood!"
  • Icky: "Ya mean your one of those socities that called themselves bro or sis even when your not actselly related? Ugh, that is so easy for confusion, man!"
  • Lizard Leader: "GRRRRRRRRRR (AIMS TO HURT ICKY WITH HIS CANE STAFF)!?"
  • Icky: "OH SHIT?!"
  • Great Sage: "LASLO!?"
  • Laslo, the lizard leader, stopped!
  • Great Sage: "Violence, is not needed."
  • Laslo backed off, for now.
  • Great Sage: ".... Now, good outsiders, I trust you wish to further understand more about the true rulers of this world."
  • Hudson: "Well, yeah, cause..... I thought this was a Rabodan only pla-"
  • Laslo: "DON'T SPEAK OF THEIR NAME IN HIS PRESENCE?!"
  • Hudson screehed in fear!
  • Laslo: "For here on out, you are to only refer to them as the Invaders of Blue and Yellow."
  • Gazelle was about to speak, but Duke stopped him!
  • Duke: "He's not safe to play political correctness with, Giselle, trust me on this. I seen no-nonsense guys like that before. They're the oppisite of friendly..... They're unfriendly."
  • Hudson: "Ok, why are the, uh.... "Invaders", so unpopular with you guys?"
  • Great Sage: "Allow me to explain.... (Walks to the direction of the walls with hylogrifics) Pay great note of the story on this wall..... The Story of the true rulers of Trecene."

Flashback

  • (Great Sage): Despite what you may think, Trecene wasn't ALWAYS a snowy world, yes, even DESPITE being the last planet in the system. It was once fit to our reptilian habits. We were once a tribal race that prospered however we could. Then came the day... When we ascended. (A highly-advanced supercomputer was seen)... We discovered a great god we named 'Lord Trecene'. And it gave us all the intelligence to grow into a Teadr 1 race. We asended to our race's greatest potaintional. We sought to use our newfound power to bring peace and prosperity to the UUniverses.
  • (Sparx): I'm pretty sure that's already being done as we speak.
  • (Great Sage): Our way to grant peace and prosperity would've made your methods look like small contributions in compairision.
  • (Po): "So, why weren't you guys there for when the VA started to be an issue? I meant no disrespect, but, I'm just curious. Why people that cared so greatly about peace and prosperity, NOT be there to stop a villain dystopia?!"
  • (Great Sage): The invaders are why we didn't lived up to our promises..... You see... When the Invader leader, "Baron Sidebottom" as you called him, came in with the other invaders, it all changed. He saw our evolutionary goals as 'expressed evolution', and upon viewing our God, mockingly I might add, as nothing more then a mere machine, he declared war on us. Even dispite of our superior weaponry, they overwealmed us with caluating stragities and attacked us in where we were least prepared. They burned our villages, destroyed our monuments, and thrashed our lands with their hate. This drove us into hostile lands where we could barely survive. Our numbers started to decline. We were forced to adapt our bodies through genomancy into combating the cold environment we are in today. While the Invaders would claim the world as their own, we swore we would drive them off for taking away what didn't belong to them. So we cast a curse that spread the cold all across the planet, hoping it would drive them off. Unfortunately, the Invaders had adapted because, it turns out that, they were no stranger to this sort of conditions, as they have snowy colonies across our UUniverses. So we were forever condemned into the icy wastelands in the hopes that we could find a way to fix what was lost....

Present

  • Great Sage: (Finally reveals himself as another individual with a dark-blue-and-turquoise body, a red head and tail, emotion-based color-changing spines, glittery skin, and a white tech/tribe robe)... And so, as aware as we are of you being on important matters, we have come to ask you to help us. We want you to chase the invaders OFF of this planet, including the rouges that brought you here. Perhaps along the way, it would lead to the capture of the foul invader weapons.
  • Shifu:... (Sighs)... Great Sage, we certainly wish we could. But the President has asked us to finish this mission. But if it will make you feel better, we can ask the President to give you the place you rightfully deserve on this world. She may be a Ra... Invader, but she's one of the most compassionate of them. Have you tried talking to her?
  • Great Sage: That's the problem. My people do NOT want to negosiate with the invaders. Not after what they did to us, over our origins and our great god Lord Trecene. And I can't say I would blame them. It's beneath me as a great sage to be resentful to others because of certain actions..... But I cannot deny that even I as the Great Sage, cannot bring myself to bring compassion to those that mock our beliefs and insult our god, and hurt our lands and people over them. I am the 23rd descendant of the first leader of our secluded civilization, and I speak for my people.... And basicly..... My people, and myself say, I want the invaders OFF OF THIS PLANET?! The world of Trecene was OUR home, and the birthplace of our race! The Invaders have NO RIGHT to treat it like it belongs to them!?
  • Xandy: But these 'Invaders' you speak of are a part of the USRA. They would GLADLY try and convince them to at least make a difference. Besides, they were only 'Invaders' because their leader was a warmongering twat who was an evolution elitist and perfection nut who saw races like the humans as inferior and worthless. These Invaders MAY be a warlike race, but they SURELY have some standards.
  • Laslo: There's NONE that I can see. They aren't even kind to eachother at times, let alone the likes of Hybrids! They're nothing but trouble!
  • Great Sage: Laslo! Now, true as that may be, you weren't permitted to speak.
  • Sandy: Great Sage, we'd love to help you out. Trust me, Gazelle here would want us to, even if we didn't want to. And no offence, but the obvious lack of respect to these people IS hard to swallow, not to say we don't understand why your like this. But our hands are tied up as it is. Is there ANY way we can fix the damaged relationship you and these 'Invaders' have?
  • Great Sage: I can't say there IS a possibility. Sidebottom has corrupted his kind into being unsympathetic. And it's obvious through your hybrid friend that Sidebottom's removeal, changes nothing. Espeically since they still live in this planet, even when it was a symbol of his cruelty and hatred torwords our race. The only act for them to even a slight piece of TRUE redemption, is for them to leave, and never come back to Trecene.
  • Lord Shen:... Then perhaps we can make a deal. We'll see if we can fix this problem of yours, and ensure that these 'Invaders' give you your rightful place on your home planet, and in return, you help us defeat Sidebottom's nasty descendant, Gen. Does that sound like a fair deal?
  • Great Sage: "In case you have forgotten some of my words, my people do NOT want to negosiate with the invaders!"
  • Icky: "So, you basicly want us to chase these people out without even considering a chance to give them an alternate home? Look, buddy, I can understand your pissed at what happened in the past, but, could you TRY not to be sore losers about it?"
  • Laslo: "GRRRRRR!? YOU THINK BEING ROBBED OF OUR DREAMS TO BRING GREAT PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO THE UNIVERSES, OVER A GREAT TECNOLOGICAL GOD, BY HATEFUL INVADERS, IS BEING A "SORE LOSER"?!"
  • Gazelle: "What he's means and was trying to say, is that you shouldn't let your hatred cloud your judgements. By all means, I don't expect you people to just forgive and like them for what they did. If you feel that the, "Invaders", have no excuse for what they were doing and who they'd listened to, that's fine. But please, don't start making the same mistakes they made."
  • Laslo: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT-"
  • The Great Sage held his hand to silence Laslo.....
  • Great Sage: "...... We, are FAR from being like them...... It's just, we feel like that Trecene doesn't deserve to be covered by those that were not, native here. It's not that we don't care for their methods behind their madness. We only believe that their justifications are the last things we want to hear about. If the invaders are as kind as you say, they forsake more then just the Baron. They leave the symbol of his cruelty, the conquest of Trecene, by leaving our planet, and never to return."
  • Shifu: "I mean no disrespect Great Sage, but we cannot garrentie that we would convince the Madam President to disban entire communities in faver of it's rightful owners. Even if she agrees that what Baron Sidebottom did was unjust, she is not in any position to do something that belongs to the Baroness. It's simply not in our place to make these people just leave their homes and never coming back."
  • Great Sage: "If you will not bow to words, (Eyes start to glow) Then you will bow to my enfluence. Your power will force the invaders to leave."
  • Iago: "Oh, so your gonna go Jafar on us and hypnotise us to start chasing people off the planet? Pfft! Like THAT'S gonna work! Merlin gave us some Occmently stuff that protects against mind control, AND upgraded it with Magilo Magic! You'll end up wasting your-"
  • Great Sage starts hypnotising all but Gazelle, as now the heroes are hypnotised zombies.
  • Lougers and Ha: "Invaders are unworthy."
  • Gazelle: "..... How are you able to surprass their protections?"
  • Great Sage: "(Looks at Gazelle)...... Interesting...... My magic was able to congure this unprotected outsiders just fine, but you..... It's as if you are protected by a force worthy of Lord Trecene's might."
  • Gazelle: "..... Yes.... It's my uniter blade. It's clearly a force even your magic can't contest to."
  • Laslo: "Damn! And she's considered the strongest of them all! Without her, the invaders will eventually capture the other heroes!"
  • Great Sage: "Oh worry not, Laslo...... Then this blade will have to be removed."
  • Lasglo: "Good. (Sees the Uniter Blade) The sooner that rediculious sword is out of here, the better! (Uses his cane staff to trap the uniter blade into a bubble) There, now to hold it off to some place-"
  • Suddenly, the uniter blade begins to act up and starts to do serious damage to the bubble!
  • Lasgo: "WHAT?! WHAT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Sorry, I forgot to warn that the Uniter Blade doesn't take kindly to those that try to take it away from me."
  • The Uniter Blade was about to break free!
  • Laslo: "GUARDS?! COME IN HERE AND HELP ME RE-INFORCE THE BUBBLE!?"
  • More Trecenerian Guards charged forth and trap the Uniter blade in a stronger bubble!
  • Lasgo: "That should hold it. (The Uniter still fights....) For now..... (Angerly to Gazelle) YOU!? DEMAND YOUR ACCURSED WEAPON TO STOP NOW, OR ELSE I WILL PROCEED TO END YOUR LIFE?!"
  • The Uniter Blade gets more violent!
  • Laslo: "WHAT THE!?"
  • Gazelle: "Yeah, threatening my life only makes it angrier. And well, I'm kinda still new to this, so, I'm still working on getting it to calm down like that. I think you might be better off letting it go."
  • Laslo: "NO!? YOUR IMPOURENT TO CHASE AWAY THE INVADERS?! YOU NEED TO BE PUT UNDER OUR CONTROL IF YOU WON'T WILLINGLY HELP US?!"
  • Gazelle: "And trust me, I do want to help, but you and the Sage need to understand! Your people may be Baron Sidebottom's biggest victims, but your not his only ones! He tried to bring harm to the humans too! And now, his worse desendent intends to finish what he long started! The Humans and other simular races are in danger of their wrath! And it's likely that the Sidebottom family know your people still exist, and would possability seek you all out as well, knowing how great your power is and how dangerious you are to their desires for their ideals for perfection. Not only that, but he would want to turn your god into his means to become stronger and use against those that do not match his ideals or challnages him, espeically if they are these other USRA races. So I implore you. Help us against Gen, if not for his race, but for your god."
  • Great Sage: ".... Laslo..... Let her weapon go."
  • Laslo, relucently, frees the Uniter Blade as it returns to Gazelle.
  • Great Sage: "..... Your words of Sidebottom's desendent, do not fall on deaf ears..... Very well, we will aide you against what is left of the invaders' past, under the conditions that you bring the Baroness here, and make her dispan the unjust communities in Trecene...."
  • Gazelle: "...... Before I say I would accept this, I want you to make a promise.... Please, understand that, even if we are great heroes, we can't garrentie that the "invaders" leaders would listen, or go entirely to what you want. They may have greater reasons to stay here then what you assumed."
  • Great Sage: "You mean outside of just making weapons of war?"
  • Gazelle: "Yes, greater then that. So please understand, I can't garrenite they would fully comply to this, but.... Please be assured that the Lougers did many incredable things before.... I seen some of them. They helped so many and asked for very little things in return. They have congured tasks that are beyond daunting.... If it helps, they'll see to it that the Baroness might at least think about reversing Trecene's conquest and, perhaps, revoke her race's ownership of the planet..... But I can only accept this deal, if you free my friends from your spell."
  • Laslo: "YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO BARTER, OUTSIDER?! THE GREAT SAGE WILL NEVER FORSAKE OUR GRAND PLAN FOR ANY EMPTY-"
  • Great Sage: It is done!
  • Laslo:... I KNOW I did not just hear that! Great Sage, with all due respect, they're working for the Invaders!
  • Great Sage: Laslo, lend me your ear-holes!! What Ms. Gazelle here said is all true. Sidebottom's modern descendant is not only going to target the humans in their dimensional temporary home, but also target us and finish what his ancestor started. Like she said, Gen is unlikely to forget any part of his ansister's legacy, espeically not about us and Lord Trecene. If we do not comply with their demands, then we WILL be Gen's next target. We'll all be wiped out. I'm not proud of this, but we have no choice. We MUST trust these heroes, AND the few Invaders they're with, including the hyrbrid, we come across for the time being if they wish to help us.
  • Laslo: PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE NOT STARTED TO SUFFER FROM MADNESS, GREAT SAGE?! THEY'RE MONSTERS!!! They stole our home from us!!
  • Great Sage: Laslo, you dishonor me with your prejudicial words! Though they make sense, there are times when they blindly go to far. By all means, I am as weary to ALL Invaders as you are, but it's obvious that the invaders still loyal to Baron Sidebottom's beliefs pose a greater problem then the rest of them, even if they're guilty of not being vast improvements. You CANNOT turn down any and all Invaders, espeically if they have something important and worth some cautioned trust. We must help these heroes on their mission if it means we have our planet back.
  • Laslo: And what if we DON'T get it back?
  • Great Sage: I'm afraid Gazelle here might've made a strong point on that fear. If Trecene is too important to them for even the Baroness to relocate, then I'm afraid we'll have to accept co-existence with them. Perhaps, maybe even consider learning to try and amend our wounds and grivences with them. I seen how dangerious hate is from the remaining followers of the Sidebottom family alone. I do personally belief that our people should rise above this.
  • Gazelle: Indeed. And trust me when I say that it's more complincated then it is. I studied Alternate Universe law very closely. The Grand Council has a strict rule about forced relocation. Councilman Oswin views it as wrong and something that takes away homes and robs everything inhabitants hold dear. In a way, it repeats your history as it STEALS from others. It may've been your world, but there are entire families here that love living here. If you insist on bringing a forced relocation on these people REGARDLESS of how much time has passed and how much they've enjoyed this world, you'll only make yourselves no different than Sidebottom, not meaning any intentional disrespect incase your not-son might react negitively to that. I'm not proud for saying this, but it's a very good point. Oswin has SEEN cultures being destroyed by all other forced relocations throughout these UUniverses' history. It would make more sense if you just tried to get along. In fact, that's how MY world started out. Predator and prey didn't like each other until we learned to respect each other. It wasn't a FAST process, and it was not without relapses, believe me, even today in Zootopia we seen such relapses, but it happened regardless. When I see YOUR situation, I think of it in a similar way. Co-existence may seem impossible to you, but it's a WAY better alternative than forced relocation. I wouldn't be the hero I am now if things went the same way YOUR world did.
  • Laslo:... Are you saying that trying to get back our homeworld is WRONG?!?
  • Gazelle: Do not misunderstand me, Laslo. By all means, your people are obviously the first ones wronged and you have a right to protect what was yours first. I am merely suggesting that you need to understand alternate feelings, not just tour own. Like I said, it may've started out as your world, but it's clear others have growned to love it here, and it would be painfully inconvinent for them to be made to leave, even if it's an act of redemption for what they did in the unproudest parts of their history. Some might not easily understand your reasons, or even won't care about it and would end up being almost like Gen and his followers. What I am truthfully saying, is that the way you're DOING it is wrong. There are BETTER ways to settle your differences than forced relocation. If word leaks out that you issued a forced relocation through US, Oswin and the Grand Council will NOT view it well. And trust me, neither will the High Council of our universes and the Light Flies. They'll dub you as renegades. You can get your homeworld back in a DIFFERENT way.
  • Great Sage:... Your words make PERFECT sense, Ms. Gazelle. I have had second-thoughts about our methods once or twice, but couldn't bring myself to declare it because my race doesn't wanna hear it and EXPECTS it not to be heard. Otherwise, they'd pass my position to my much more bitter brother. But if you're sure that such a possibility of co-existence is the most preferred and more ethically-sound method of settling this conflict, then I shall give it a chance.
  • Laslo:... You did NOT just say that!
  • Great Sage: Laslo, I understand that your unhappy about this, but let's be considerate. There may be a reason more greater then inadvertingly honoring a reckless fool's legacy of conquest of our world. Perhaps, it may be because they're concerned about Lord Trecene's presence here. Now, that being said, I may not agree with their beliefs of our god being a machine, but you cannot deny Lord Trecene's power, and perhaps the invaders stayed because they're concerned that if others worse then even Lord Gen could sought his awesome power. Think about it for once in your battle-harden life, my son, anything powerful enough to turn a teadr 7 race into teadr 1, is beyond powerful. Such power is hard for those of non-enlighten beliefs, could not bring themselves to ignor it. After all, Teadr 0 is considered even more promising then Teadr 1. This is a one-time opportunity to do things the RIGHT way. If we end up chasing a race off of a world they've adapted to, we'll make ourselves sound a LOT like Sidebottom, taking away homes the same way he did with us. I REFUSE to let history repeat itself this way. I want a change of plans.
  • Laslo: And what makes you think that our race won't turn on you, fire you, and rule in favor of your brother who'll give them EXACTLY what they want?
  • Great Sage: "I won't expect them to understand right away, but they will reckindise that the rouge invaders under Gen's control will be a threat if they saw through with harming the humans! It's highly likely that our existence did not eased away from Sidebottom memory, or that of any trusted follower. In fact, WHY else is their lair on Abominable Peak, the very mountain Surrounder's Pass, IS NEAR BY TO US?! If THAT is not an indication that we are not forgotten, I seldom dare not think what is!"
  • Laslo: "........ It's not that you don't have a good arguement sir, it's just..... Our people are afraid that the Baroness might not be an improvement from Sidebottom.... Her failure, in letting a hybrid be forgiven for the slayings of some of Gen's best warriors, proves this!"
  • Gazelle: "To be fair, it could be because he was kinda controverseal and that it's possable the Admiral is like a friend to the Baroness and she couldn't bring herself to betray his trust like that."
  • Laslo: "That is what I'm afraid of. This Admiral is likely fond of his strangle-hold on our world, and would make the Baroness disconsider our wishes in faver for continued control!"
  • Gazelle: "Then we'll ask the Grand Council and/or Millaterry offictels greater then him to request that he stands down and listens. He may be persistent, but he knows when he can't win every arguement."
  • Great Sage: "We just need to have some trust in them for now, Laslo. That means you'll have to reconsider your intial plans for the two invaders. But don't worry, we'll find something else for the Ice Crabblers to feast on."
  • Laslo: "(Sighs)..... As your most loyal follower, I respect your final desidtion..... But I must politely warn you. Your brother and those that take him seriously enough will likely turn the people against you. Cause like we both said. They are beyond mad at the invaders for what they did. Just so you know ahead of an ineditable revolt."
  • Laslo leaves.
  • The Great Sage proceeds to free the heroes from their control.
  • Lord Shen: "...... I'm going to safely assume that his magic's greater then we thought, and that Gazelle and her uniter abilities managed to reach the Great Sage's better nature."
  • Great Sage: "You are correct in both statements. Also, you must mind Laslo's angry reactions. He was among those that really loved our dreams to become protecters of the universe. You kinda have to understand where his sometimes immapprobeate anger comes from."
  • Clifton: "We understood. If some other race came from nowhere and just took away my home planet, and everything I hold dear, I'd be throwing major hissy fits too!"
  • Merlin: "Though, I'm curious. I had the finest Magilo anti-control magic spell at my disposeal, as did Samantha! How, how did you get around that?"
  • Great Sage: "As you would know, we gotten our science from our God, Lord Trecene. It's no secret that god magic can trump even the strongest of mortal magic. Even the legendary magilo. So don't feel ashamed that my enfluence with Lord Trecene's will, has managed to congure your minds."
  • Zosimo: ".... If it's not too taboo, may, may we SEE Lord Trecene?"
  • Great Sage: "Well luckly, after I had my word with you, I was complincating on showing you to him. Though, you must understand that, your invader...... Rabodan friends, might not nessersarly be able to see him. It's nothing personal, it's just, even I'm alittle cautious of showing the race to Lord Trecene in light of.... Bad blood as one would say."
  • Icky: "Well since your god was the shorce of why the "invaders" have given you such shit, I can't say I blame ya."
  • Great Sage: "Thank you. Besides, the appearence of Lord Trecene is already well recorded on our walls and in their history books. They, may already know of his form."
  • Zosimo: ".... If, I'm allowed to speak so bluntly.... Why are the Treceas so, sensitive about Lord Trecene being considered anything other then a god? I mean, he is Teadr 0 tec, so, what was said about him, isn't tecnecally off. But you guys ain't wrong either. He is an extention of greater Gods, but, I mean this in the most respectful way possable, Lord Trecene might only be a sentient supercomputer."
  • Great Sage: "Make no mistake. We know and long acknowledged by now that Lord Trecene is but an extention to vastly more greater gods. It's just that our love for him for his actions, makes him a god to us. It mattered not if he is but an extention of greater powers. He brought us to Teadr 1, and we would've honored this by becoming protecters of our world and beyond. But it's just that, the way the truth was brought to us, it was insensitive, disrespectful, and it sounded like that Sidebottom thought that we were fools for not knowing better."
  • Icky: "So, you know he's just a really cool way to play minesweeper or solitare, but you still worship him like he's a messiah?"
  • Great Sage: "Yes. It shouldn't matter what kind of god a culture has, as long as if people feel safe and happy with him. Others have no right to mock, even if it sounds, unorthendox to them, to put it nicely."
  • Duke: "Ok, so we know that you have Chell and the Professor here, but.... Where's Ruther?"
  • Great Sage: "(Sighs)..... I must apologiesed in advance for Laslo's arrigance, but..... He didn't consider the Hybrid of worth, so.... He is likely still outside."
  • Shifu: "Then may we have your permission to rescue him from any kind of trouble? He is from a troubled life, and the Rabodan millaterry has sent a speicalist to seek him out. We fear that if he is captured, he'll be doomed to a punishment motivated by a misguided attempt to make an exsample on him about how any enemy should be handled."
  • Great Sage: "Yes, I know of their infamous honor polocy. It's like Laslo. Well intentioned, but it's beliefs makes it hard to truthfully sympathise with those like this "Ruther" you care about."
  • Icky: "That's just the nice way to put it. We need to be able to prove that he's not a menace to their wish to take down the Extinctioners with proper grace by taking Gen down WITHOUT vigilantie exicution. Also, his pet 4-winged dautyl's hurt badly."
  • Great Sage: "..... Very well. I'll send you to go seek out your friend. But, not meaning to sound like I don't trust you, I am sending another of my finest vangaurds to make sure you return to us. It's nothing personal, our expsearience with outsiders cause of the Rabodans is.... Wounded. We're, cautious to all outsiders as a result. Please understand that."
  • Hudson: "We understand that sir. We'll okay it if you needed to have a means to see if you can trust us. So, when do we meet him?"
  • Great Sage: "(Chuckles playfully), Who to say this vanguard is male by nature? Losso?"
  • Suddenly, a new figure came from nowhere, wearing a mask and covered in sofisicated tribeal/Teadr 1 like-regel armor, and had a coloration similar to Laslo's, but had a purple body!
  • The figure took off, her, mask to reveil that she's a female. This is Losso.
  • Losso: "You summoned me, Great Sage? Did Brother Laslo failed you in some way?"
  • Great Sage: "He didn't. But this matter is of equil impourence.... Do you see those outsiders before you?"
  • Losso: Indeed. And I have overheard everything, though only barely. You wish for me to supervise them while they retrived their hybrid friend?
  • Great Sage: Indeed.
  • Soothsayer:... Well, it certainly is a pleasure meeting you, Miss Losso.
  • Losso: Pleasure's all mine. Now, let's go find your friend.
  • Soothsayer: Well, we'd better hurry. I sense that he is not in a very pleasant situation. I fear that the specialist has finally found him and is taking him to a camp where he will await pickup and trial.
  • Skipper: Then let's roll!

Later...

  • Losso: (They saw the van being repaired)... It's a little odd a choice of vehicle for you guys.
  • Squidward: You have NO idea!
  • Losso: But the "hot rod" flames are good.
  • Sandy: Pbbt, that ain't nothin'. It used to run on, of all things, singing, because it's creators thought fossil fuels were counter-intuitive.
  • Losso:... Strange. Did you have to sing from world to world?
  • Lord Shen: Let's not waste time talking about the van. We need to rescue Ruther before it's too late. (They entered and blasted off in their respective vehicles)

Meanwhile...

The Camp was seen.

  • Soto was seen. It is shown that he has recovered from his exspearience, though barely.
  • Sextus and Bigton approuched him.
  • Sextus: "S'up Soto. I see you recovered well."
  • Soto: "(Strains in reacting to some presence of pain)..... More or less. I can't afford to do extreme emotions or reactions though. So, did you capture Ruther and his little entourage?"
  • Sextus: "His friends were no-shows, so I guess they ditched him. But I bet you'll be happy to know that we at least have Ruther and his bird."
  • Soto: "Oh you know it! I'm glad to have him in my grip until Uncle arrives! But that's what worries me!? As long as those misfits, the HA, and that bitch Chell and Doctor Crazy are still out there, our way to stop Gen is DOOMED?! I still want those clowns captured and to be given a good beating?!"
  • Sextus: "Whoa, chill man. Don't worry. Your boys and the other squads are still working to find them. Just remember that The Admiral still deems them impourent to have them stop Gen OUR way. He doesn't want you to do anything wacko on them."
  • Soto: "D'OH?! WHATEVER!? (STRAINS IN PAIN AND SCREAMS ABIT!?)...... Just tell me where I can go to see that dipshit."
  • Sextus: "He's at the holder tent."
  • Soto: "Good! While I am having a little reunion, I want you and Bigton to rejoin the squads to find the heroes, the defector bitch and Professor Crackpot!"
  • Sextus: "I'll see to it, yo."
  • Sextus and Bigton left.
  • Soto approuched the holder tent, opened it and saw Ruther sitting down and being around Zoom, comfirting her while she awaited treatment.
  • Ruther didn't even looked at Soto's direction. He knew he's there.
  • Ruther: "..... Soto."
  • Soto: ".... About damn time, I, caught you."
  • Ruther: "Correction. The Speicalist did. And not only did he do a better job then you, but he at least treated me as a person and talked me out of running away. And he was considerate to Zoom."
  • Soto: "(Scoffs), Kinda ironic from the guy who looks down at you.... HA! That's funny cause he's a midgit! HA- OWWWWWWWWWWW?!...... That stupid snake is the reason I can't enjoy a good laugh."
  • Ruther: "Good..... Your laugh sucked anyway."
  • Soto: "...... Oh yeah, Hybrid? Well since I am in a good mood cause of my victory over you, I won't do anything to you or the stupid genderly-incorrect dino-bird! But..... I will, issue some friendly advice.... (Brings out a dark and horrid chamber box)...... Do you know, what this badass box of bad boys is?"
  • Ruther looked, and gasped, as Zoom looked at the box scared for it's life and Ruther's as it's wings protectively covered him....
  • Ruther: ".... Are..... Those...... Bruud?!"
  • Soto: "(Pretending to sound dumb) A-DUHHHHHHHHHH! (Seriously) No SHIT in what these badasses are, stupid! They are my insurence to make sure you refused any attempt your "ditcher" friends deside a turnaround. I'm gonna make sure you face proper justice, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?! If you escaped me again, I'm gonna sic these little abominations onto those stupid animals you and professor Crackpot loved so much?! It's gonna be one kickass of a mass extinction, baby! And best part, my uncle has a good understanding on how to stop these parasites, so he'll have your prescious park destroyed with pesticides designed to hurt Bruud! Thing is, they tend to have unfortunate effects on the evioment, so, that means, those animals suffer even if they not an all you can eat buffet for parasites anymore! And once they're gone, you will have NO one left, Ruthy?! Hell, I'll even frame you and Professor Crackpot for it by making look as if he was exspearimenting those monsters! Why, I'll even make sure Chell is blamed for bringing them to him to begin with! I'm gonna make you and the quack look like the maniacs you both are! And I'll make that bitch even more of a traitor then already! You, the quack, and your whore girlfriend will be sent to the harshest millaterry prison our people have to offer?! If you escaped me again, I'll make your life hell,..... X-"
  • Ruther: "DON'T, YOU, EVEN, DARE?!"
  • Soto: "........ Xzerbass!"
  • Ruther raged out and attacked Soto, while dropping the container, which thankfully didn't broke open!
  • Ruther and Soto rolled out of the tent to soldiers surprise!
  • Ruther and Soto began beating eachother up!?
  • ???: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?"
  • The two stopped as The Admiral, Grin Eateron and Madam President Emeoyx in personal shock, were seen.
  • Ruther: "...... Admiral, Madam President and Vice-President, this, this isn't what it looks like!"
  • Admiral: "IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ATTACKING MY NEFPEW IN ATTEMPTING TO MAKE AN ESCAPE!?"
  • Soto: "..... Uh, yeah, that's EXACTLY, (Punches Ruther off), What happened! The Jerk attacked me unprovoked!? All I said that I wanted to be honorable and nice about it, and he just freaked out and launged at me like a wild animal!"
  • Grin Eateron: "Oh how disgraceful, but not unexpected from Hybrids! That's why I wanted to deport them off to Pharagu where they belong!"
  • Emeoyx: "Grin, please!"
  • Ruther: "NO!? PLEASE?! SOTO IS FULL OF SHIT?! HE'S LYING TO YOU ALL!? HE HAS A CONTAINER OF BRUUD WORMS AND IS THREATENING TO USE THEM AGAINST ABBERANT PARK AND FRAME ME, CHELL AND THE PROFESSOR FOR CAUSING A BRUUD OUTBREAK!? AND HE'S THREATENING THAT BIO-TERRORISUM, AS A BRIDE TO KEEP ME FROM ESCAPING!? HE ALSO CALLED ME A XZERBASS?! SOTO IS A LYING, NO GOO-"
  • The Admiral punched Ruther in the face hard, to the shock of Emeoyx, Soto's amusement, and Grin and Rigamortus in his suit wincing at this like how Jafar and Iago did.
  • Admiral: "....... How....... DARE YOU ACCUSE MY NEFPEW HAVING ANY ASSUSIATION WITH BIOTERRORISUM..... AND BY BRUUD, NO LESS?! I WILL NOT TOLERATE INSULTS AGAINST MY NEFPEW!? JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ACTED SAINTLY ON YOU, DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT!? YOU ARE OUT OF LINE?! YOU, ARE DISHONORABLE?! YOU ARE A GENECTIC WASTE OF SPACE?! I'LL SEE TO IT THAT THE BARONESS EXICUTES YOU, JUST TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY?!"
  • Ruther was shocked by this, and was seen about to cry as he wimpered.
  • Soto: "(Scoffs), Holy shit he's gonna cry! Aw man, nostagila! Brings back memories!"
  • Emeoyx: "(Tsks at Soto's lack of remorse)...... Ruther, please don't cry-"
  • Grin Eateron intersected!
  • Grin Eateron: "Madam President no! This said mistake of nature is obviously TOO dangerious to be around us! It's best if he's taken back to the cotainment tent, only with HEAVIOR restriants."
  • Emeoyx was forced to remorsefully back away.
  • Admiral: "..... Soto, I'm placing you encharged to putting him in the strongest containment you have. I'll have to take Madam President back home, but I'll come back to pick up Ruther afterwords.... Make sure he doesn't escape. He no longer deserves to be among us."
  • Soto: "Yes sir, uncle sir."
  • Grin Eateron: "Your turning out to be a fine future admiral indeed. Now, run along and play with your little toys."
  • Grin, Emeoyx and The Admiral left, as Soto was starting to crack his neck, along side some of his goons, about to relish in what they're gonna do to Ruther....
  • Soto: "It's time for you to live up to your silly and stupid name, "Tether" Ruther. Remember Mr. Straightjacket?"
  • Soto and his goons laughed!
  • Ruther was in the most miserable state ever, as Soto and goons quickly grabbed him!

Later.

  • Ruther was tied down to the straight-jacket, and placed next to a heavily restraigned Zoom.
  • Soto and his Goons were seen, proud of their actions, as Soto hold the Bruud box and was conceling it.
  • Soto: "..... Now stay and behaive, Ruthy...... (Darkly) And remember, what will happened, (points to the box) If you don't. (Shakes it as snarls and hisses were heard)..... They sound hungry. Wonder what they feel about stupid animals? We might see if you failed to stay where you are, Ruthy!"
  • Soto and his goons laughed as they leave!
  • Ruther began to sob and cry softly, as Zoom remorsefully cuddles him, feeling awful that she couldn't protect him sooner.
  • They didn't know they were being watched by the SpyBug.

Shell Lodge Van

  • Xandy:... Oh, no!
  • Aberrant:... No! IS HE INSANE?!? WHERE THE HELL DID HE EVEN GET BRUUD?!? THEY WERE HIDDEN AWAY TO NEAR-EXTINCTION LONG AGO!!!
  • (SpongeBob): Okay, I'll bite, what is this 'Bruud' you speak of?
  • (Clifton): Only among the WORST of germ warfare creations EVER created during the Interuniversal War. It's a parasitic virulent organism that consumes living flesh and takes them over into infectious monsters, consuming EVERYTHING in it's path until nothing but colonies of infectious landscape and wasteland remain.
  • (Boss Wolf): (He was heard vomiting)
  • (Icky): In other words, it's like the Flood from the Halo games? And BEFORE we bring a tired joke back, yes, they're exactly like the Bruud but with a different origin story! Yeah, we agree, that s*** needs to be exposed.
  • Chell: And it is a GRAND dishonor of Soto to lie to his own uncle AND the leader of the ENTIRE Rabodan military, AND other higher-ups. We Rabodans consider lying a dishonorable offense since... Well... Lying caused a war long ago.
  • Lord Shen: "What is that fanactical young fool thinking!? What even barely justifiveable excuse outside of petty revenge for years of humiliation he has for even doing this?!"
  • Chell: "..... I have an idea why...... Soto has a reason for being like this.... His mother, was having an affer with a Hue, and it broken his father's heart and lead to a devorce..... Both his parents were declaired unrelieable to keep him, his father becoming a broken hearted mess, and his mother for dishonesty, which as I said, we Rabodans don't take very kindly to. So, he was placed under the care of the Admiral ever since."
  • Aberrant: "... Yes. I trust that is the shorce of his madness. But understandable as that is, he did NOT had to resort to such unpleasent extremes, just to make sure Ruther is made to see punishment. I believe our hope to finally set that hooligan straight is to prove that he is in procession of those monsters and that he has intent of misusing them!"
  • Skipper: Well, it's a good thing we got this all recorded. We need to show what we saw to the Admiral.
  • Kowalski: And we shall! If this 'Bruud' is your version of the Flood, then we CANNOT allow it to be let loose. (The SpyBug buzzes off)

Later...

  • Soto: (His goons laughed as they were enjoying alcohol in a lounge room)... Well, everyone, we finally did it! Ruther is really gonna go down the crapper, and I ensured that he wouldn't escape NOR would be rescued that easily. And best of all, Ruther was TOO dishonored to be trusted. We won't have to worry about his screw-ups anymore. So I guess all we can do is sit back and enjoy a nice drink of plasma wine. (They all cheered)
  • Admiral: (Comes in with soldiers) SOTO!
  • Soto: Oh, hello, uncle! Are you excited that we finally got to put Tether in his place?
  • Admiral: Maybe so. But that's not what I'm here for. I'm afraid you are under arrest!
  • Soto: Well, I must say, it was quite an accomplishment. I mean, I prevented any escape from happening REAL easily! Yes, sir, that Hue will be history soon enough! (Begins to drink his plasma wine, then spits it out upon realizing what the Admiral just said and had this reaction)
Chris Griffin- Whaaaat?

Chris Griffin- Whaaaat?

  • Soto: ARREST?!? On what grounds?!?
  • Admiral: On the grounds that you have brought SHAME for lying to your superiors! The Lodgers and Heroes Act came in with evidence proving that Ruther was RIGHT about you having possession of Bruud. (Shows him the video footage of him threatening Ruther with the Bruud)...
  • Soto:... (Facepalms) D'OH, THE DAMN OLD SPYBUG TRICK?! I always fall for that!? My detention record's proof of it! I... I can explain!
  • Admiral: Oh let me guess?! IS IT BECAUSE YOUR STILL SORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER'S DEVORCE OVER A HUE?! I may understand why you reached this sort've extreme, BUT IT DOESN'T TRUTHFULLY EXCUSE IT?! Bruud are too dangerious for even your childish antics to use! They're smarter then what their savage appearence may suggest! You could've effectively risked Trecene well-being over petty revenge, and your own life! Those monsters could've spread FAR beyond the park and would've spread too quickly before I can even get the pesticide ready! I thought I could TRUST you with this, Soto! How DARE you lie to your own uncle, AND your superiors? You KNOW lying is a dishonorable offense! So I'm afraid you're going to have to join Ruther in court martial!
  • Soto:... I... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! UNCLE, PLEASE, I DID THIS FOR YOU!!
  • Admiral: You only did this because of your SELFISH and childish whims against Hues, and you thought that you could be above the law because of being a military soldier. Look, it's fine you hated Hues because of what happened with my brother and Cellma, BUT THIS, is worse then your mother being dishonest! At least SHE is making attempts to amend her mistakes and learning to be a better person... Though through the weird choice of joining a Polygamy cult along side the Paradisods, but at least she wants to make something of herself. And at least your father is trying to learn to trust again, slow as it is. You..... It's obvious I failed to make you rise above this. Perhaps promising you to be the next in line of my position inadvertingly spoiled you with unenlighten entitlement and caused you to lash out! I mean no disrespect, but you can't deny that you ARE the reason why Ruther is such a screw-up, along side others! Hell, you had the biggest influence! AT least even your friends are only guilty of typical insults! But you?! You had to go a damn step beyond and break him! I..... I had hope this is merely a phase your just struggling to get out of. And clearly it's still the case. But after committing an offense, possessing a bioweapon, AND conspiracy against superiors, not only am I convinced to a damn decree that this isn't something you can get out of on your own, but also..... I'm afraid I CANNOT let you off the hook. Take him away! (Soto was cuffed as they took him away) I'm sorry I have to do this, nephew, but laws are laws! (Soto was dragged screaming) (To Soto's goons) Because you spineless idiots are just being followers, I'll let you all off with a warning..... AND 20 WEEKS OF PEELING HOTATOS AND CLEANING THE LATRINES!? NOW GET OUT OF MY DAMN SIGHT, MORONS?!
  • Soto's goons ran away in fear!
  • Admiral: "(To his best LT) Make sure they don't end up running beyond the camp."
  • LT: "Yes sir."
  • The LT and some soldiers left.
  • Soldier: (Came in with the Bruud box) Sir, we have confiscated the Bruud container. We are awaiting orders for disposal.
  • Admiral: "Make sure it wasn't seriously damaged during my nefpew's grip. Soto has been known to be.... Clumsy. In case it has even so much as a small crack, get that thing ready to be placed in a new container, and be sure to put that thing in a new location so secret, even I can't know about it! I don't wanna risk my nefpew or likewise fools getting that info from me! After words, be sure to report that for a volentary mindwipe so NO ONE can figure out it's location from the ones who place it there!"
  • Solider: "Yes sir!" (He leaves as the Lodgers and Heroes Act appeared)
  • Admiral: I can't thank you enough for reporting this, Lodgers! Who knows what would've happened if he were to get away with this?
  • Eddy: Yeah, it would've been NASTY!
  • Admiral: Though I must ask... Who is THIS? (Points at Losso)
  • Lord Shen:... Admiral, it's time you learned that this world had it's own race that Sidebottom chased into the shadows. They gave us a hard time and they wish to have their home back.... It was, sort've the reason why we weren't here for Ruther when your speicalest aquired him.
  • Admiral: "(Sighs), I knew that was too easy."
  • Lord Shen: Don't we all hate it when something was too good to be true? Anyway, Gazelle was able to convince them out of a forced relocation and just go for co-existence. They're hoping that the Baroness could assist in giving them what was robbed of them.
  • Admiral:... I see. So the rumors were true all along. At least we gotten a better understanding about our mysterious "Ice Bandit" problem. Very well, as an Admiral of honor, I shall see to it that happens.
  • Losso: And we came to get Ruther back. But I can see that it's too late for that. So, I must ask... What is your "beef with him", as one would say, again?
  • Admiral: Short and simple, he's a screw-up who killed all the higher-ups who knew the true location of the Extinctioners' hideout because of his pride and sensitivity to their tricks. Gen's litterally the only higher up left until the next generation of Extinctioners would come over. And we have reason to believe that if left uncheck, Ruther would easily ruin our chances with Gen and a proper capture of the true main base and condemn us all to a worse generation!
  • Losso:... Oh, dear. Well... We may need him if we're going to stop the Extinctioners.
  • Admiral: WHAT?!? I mean, I know he's tecnecally an exbert on how to fight them, but I'm afraid he's not recimendable. As I had said, he's a liability, and would rob us of a proper capture. We checked many times, and Gen truthfully is the only one left. If he and Ruther meet, one insult, and it's done. It won't even matter if we get the nukes back and moved them off Trecene when a newer and smarter generation of Extinctioners will find ways to go after them reguardless!
  • Chell: Now, just hear us out, Admiral! He IS half-human. We have been told by the Treceas' leader that their genetic anomaly is 86% likely to be real, which means the Professor and his family are likely had been wrongfully declaired crackpots, and despite being a hybrid with 6% of the same anomaly present in the human specimen Aberrant here has, it's possible for him to unlock it. It CAN be useful for taking down Gen. We're currently working on helping him out of his soft-spots and sensitivity to racist remarks so incidents like what happened before never become an issue.
  • Admiral:... As grateful and idealistic as you all are for doing so, I'm afraid we tried so before. None of our endeavors have been successful. Even our insult bots only ended up making him mad, AND leaving us with thoundsons of dollars to repair them back to operation! Yeah, I know, a robot that insults you in ungodly expensive. I'm afraid Soto might've made him too sensitive to that stuff. We'll still have to put him on trial.
  • Lord Shen:... Maybe... We can convince the judge to give him a request and final chance to redeem himself by helping us on our mission.
  • Admiral: I'm afraid even the judge is unsupportive of Ruther to even ALLOW that. Look, the system is not against Ruther for being a hue, it's against him for improper actions. Now, no one's ignorent to why he's like this, but considering on what's happening, everyone just doesn't want him to be used as a means for higher-ups, espeically not Gen, to use death as an escape to protect the true base and their new generations to take over from them and correct their mistakes. We're doing this to keep the Extinctioners from getting worse! And in essense, preventing Ruther from making Hybrids look bad! Trust me, if you thought the days before Emeoyx's election were bad, take a look to what Hybrids put with now, thanks to Ruther failing to control his human side emotions! Sure, saving that camp has redeeming quilites, but his mistakes, unfortunately, outweight legit benifits. But the biggest concerns is this. He's wanted for desertion after all because he COULDN'T accept demotion and that he was JUST incapable of avenging his parents. At least not in a way that's lawful. As far as everyone would care to believe, his folks were not avenged at all.
  • Icky: "Yikes, extreme to say, don't ya think?"
  • Admiral: "But it's a hard fact. What good is justice if you do in the way, that's no better then the actions of the one your trying to punish?"
  • Shifu: He can't do it if you keep telling him he can't instead of trying to help. You and he need to see that, despite his flaws, he can change and be a good addition. If Aberrant is true about his theories of an anomaly, then he could unlock an ability that could make him a good match against Gen, and with OUR influence, he can put both him AND his lost son away for good instead of killing them.
  • Admiral: Believe me, we tried our hardest as well. It's just impossible.
  • Shifu: You know that nothing is impossible, Admiral. At first, I thought it was impossible to train a slob like Po here when he was inexplicably chosen to be a legendary warrior. Then I discovered that using a motivator of his, food, could be used to make him the hero he is today. That has taught me that there is no struggle that cannot be overcome, and no limit that cannot be surpassed. It's clear that all you needed is to hand the care of Ruther to someone more qualified. It's not to say that the Rabodan millaterry is ill-equiped, it's just that maybe you weren't nessersarly the right ones to mend his problems.
  • Gazelle: Indeed. If you could just arrange things during this court martial, we can ensure that Aberrant's family's fears about the humans' anomalies don't come true, that the Treceas can have their world back, the Extinctioners can be stopped, and Ruther can be more than what you thought of him.
  • Admiral:... Look, I have heard you people do unexplainable things before, it's not that I don't want to hand Ruther to you, it's that by offitcal order, I can't! I'm terribly sorry. But the Baroness' orders against him cannot be ignored. Even if she does understand what you are offering, the law and politics will keep her from going against what is to be expected. Trust me. Ruther isn't an exact faverite to other Bureocrates of our home planet. If you want to do something about it, you must come to the trial yourselves.
  • Crane: It's no problem. I've got an identity as Harvey Wadder, a good lawyer and attorney at law...... (To the audience) And I know, I'm suppose to keep that a secret, but thing is, off camera, people started to get wise when Harvy appeared in two places at once, so, my clone was found out and, well, I'm sort've now reckindised as the double identity Lawyer of the lougers, so, not much of a grand secret anymore, though the now named "Harvy 2" is still a member of the lawyer community. Fortunately, with the deploma, I am reckindised as a legal lawyer, so no need to worry about a future episode where I face legal issues about the Lawyer identity. (To the momentarly confused Admiral) Sorry abbout that, I needed to established something with the audience and those with concerns about that identity still being a secret or not. Reguardless, I'll be Ruther's lawyer. I'll see what I can do. But remember, Admiral, you are free to speak up when you feel that Ruther deserves a chance.
  • Trixie: Indeed. Because if there's anything I learned since an incident on my world involving dark nightmare-inducing black clouds, sometimes people deserve a second chance, or maybe even a third one.
  • Phil: You don't exactly need to, but just think about it. Think of the possibilities this could offer. If you give it a chance, you might be surprised.
  • Admiral:... Well... While I'll think about it, I'll allow you to speak with Ruther just this once.
  • Losso: You are VERY grateful, Admiral. Perhaps our races WILL learn to appreciate each other with the generosity you have just given us.
  • Admiral: Try not to push it. I'm still VERY cautious about it. (The group left.)..... And I'm off to see the Vice-president.

Office.

  • The Admiral banged the desk of the Vice President!
  • Admiral: "WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE FULL STORY WHY THE HEROES SIDED WITH RUTHER?!"
  • Grin Eateron: "Well, Admiral, I merely felt that the infomation about their full intentions was irrelivent. I figured you would be more concerned with the fact they did it at all."
  • Admiral: "WHAT YOU DID, WAS MAKING EVERYONE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING!? Not only did I turned against my own nefpew, but it seems that our past with Trecene has come back to bite us in the ass! You know something else!? You told a half-truth, which is almost lying!? That will get you removed from office, Grin! AND YOU INTERFEARED WITH HERO BUSINESS?! I have half a mind to place you under probation right now?!"
  • Grin Eateron: "I assure you Admiral, it will be a one time thing."
  • Admiral: "The least you can do now, is go up to those heroes face tof ace, and apoologis for the wild croose chase you put everyone through!"
  • Grin Eateron: "Uh, ya know, that might be hard to do. I am in heavy amount of paper work, and-"
  • Admiral: "DON'T TRY MY PATIHENCE, GRIN!? Or do I have to suspect that your hiding something after all?"
  • Grin Eateron: ".... Ok, ok, fine. I'll personally see to it that I'll apologies."
  • Admiral: "Good.... Cause I'm gonna drag your ass over there myself so you won't TRY anything!"
  • Grin Eateron: "Wait wait wait, at least allow me to get properly dressed-"
  • Admiral grabs him by the ear and pulls him out!
  • Grin Eateron: "OW, OW, OW, ADMIRAL, OW!?"
  • Rigamortus (inside Grin's suit): ".....(Quietly) Ohh, boy."

Camp.

  • Ruther was seen with Zoom.
  • Ruther: "..... I can't blame the heroes for ditching me.... But ya know something girl?..... It woudn't hurt to be glad they desided to give me another chance?"
  • ???: "Would it help to know that we never left you to begin with?"
  • Ruther was surprised to see the heroes.
  • Aurlena: "We, just got abit side tracked by another piece of Rabodan history."
  • Ruther: And that would be? (Losso showed herself)... Oh, God! The Ice Bandits were... THEM?!? They-they-they-they-they're real?!? (Sighs) I didn't wanna believe it since school. Well, it's clear that they want their home back.
  • Chell: And that's what they're gonna get. And in return, they'll help us fight off Gen so they can get satisfaction that the Sidebottom name is gone for good.
  • Ruther: And how are you gonna get me out of here when I'm in custody?
  • Crane: Simple. We must do it the honest way, and that's through this court martial. I shall be your lawyer.
  • Ruther: (Laughs) YOU a lawyer? Since when have YOU had such experience in this stuff?
  • Crane: I've got a double-life as an attorney at law named Harvey Wadder. It's quite a long story I'd rather not waste the time we have here explaining. I've hopefully got enough experience to help get you back in our responsibility. The Admiral himself said he MIGHT give it some thought after we explained what we learned about the humans' genetic anomalies.
  • Aberrant: And we'll explain EVERYTHING we learned so far during the trial in hopes that the judge, the Admiral, Emeoyx, and even the Baroness herself approves of having us help you out of your rut.
  • Radcliffe: Though you may have to go into a duplex trial with Soto since we discovered what he was doing to you with that Bruud.
  • Ruther: Wait, is THAT how they found out?... Well... Thanks!
  • Pleakley: So... You guys can have more than one trial in one courtroom? Why, is that a thing with you people?
  • Clifton: Yeah, multi-plex trials have been a thing since we've had MORE villain-active history than yours. Sometimes we combine police, jury, and executioner as a revolutionary police force, while others have multi-plex trials where multiple defendants and multiple plaintiffs, and even multiple judges, can participate in one singular multi-plex courthouses. High villain activity means more efficient and active justice systems.
  • Baloo: Well, now I have heard just aboyut everything in these neck of the woods.
  • Ruther: Well, I may be finally facing court-martial, but I'll at LEAST look better when Soto is put on trial with me..... If they can look over my screw-ups.
  • Icky: "Oh trust me, you have an advantage in that you didn't try to fuck around with the AUU Flood. Even your biggest critics can't ignore that!"
  • Crane: Bottom line, we'll be there for you every step of the way.
  • Aberrant: Indeed. And I can't lose you. You're the only one left who can help me make humans embrace their anomalies upon their eventual return.
  • Chell: And I can't lose you like I lost the other good Hues in my life.
  • Ruther: "..... I..... I appresiate this, guys."
  • The Admiral was seen dragging in Grin!
  • Grin Eateron: "COULD YOU PLEASE STOP PULLING ON MY EAR!?"
  • Admiral: "We're just about here anyway. (Tosses Grin into the ground!)"
  • Grin Eateron: "OHHH!? OOOF!?"
  • Icky: "Well if it isn't Vice-President Shit-Eater."
  • Grin Eateron gets up.
  • Grin Eateron: "AHEM!.... I know you all were abit upset with my actions, but please know that what I did was to keep Trecene safe. I was merely concerned."
  • Chell: "That's fine if you were just looking out for this place, but you did it in a way that's counter-productive."
  • Grin Eateron: "Look, if it helps,  I am very likely to be met with a brief suspention and a probation for the situation. Be glad that I am not able to be an issue again, (Thunderclap got closer) and that I won't end up-...... (Looks at Thunderclap sniffing him).... Wha, MAY I HELP YOU?!"
  • Thunderclap: "...... Friend, you got a critter of your own."
  • Grin Eateron gets nervious.
  • Grin Eateron: "..... I, am sure it's just my colone acting up."
  • Coldfront: "(Sniffs).... Oh, I smell.... (Screechs in disgust) Smells like a poop eating vermin too!"
  • Voice from Grin's suit: "WHO YOU CALLING VERMIN, YOU MISSED MASS EXTINCTION OPPERTUNITY!?"
  • Silence.....
  • Grin Eateron: "(Laughs nerviously)..... My suit can, talk?"
  • Abberant: "..... Wait...... I know that voice. Rigamortus? But he was taken with my brother, when....."
  • Icky: "When what?"
  • Abberant: "...... When he left to..... Join...... The Extinctioners......"
  • Everyone began to stare unamused at Grin Eateron, who was sweating like it was summer.
  • Grin Eateron: "Well...... And....... I....... Oh look at the time, I have major impourent matters to attend to! (Runs off!?)"
  • Po: "GET'IM!?"
  • The Heroes chased after him!
  • Grin quickly got onto a speeder and drove off away from the camp!
  • Grin Eateron: "WHY, DID YOU AHD TO REACT LIKE THAT, YOU LITTLE BUG?! AND IN FRONT OF THE DOCTOR'S BROTHER, TOO?!"
  • Rigamortus: "Oh shut up and drive! Just be glad that they have no way to catch up with us and-"
  • ???: OH, WE CAN CATCH UP, YOU TWO-FACED BUFOONS!!! (The Lodge van was seen speeding towards them and fired their atomic cannons as they dodged)
  • Ri'gmort: NO!!! SPARE US!!! I'VE GOT A WIFE WHOSE OOTHECA IS FULL TO THE BRIM!!! (Whimpy voice) IMAGINE THE HATCHLINGS, NEVER KNOWING THEIR DADDY!!!
  • (Aberrant): YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!!!
  • Ri'gmort:...Well, I've done all I can do. Let's just run like p*****s! (He screams as his bottom glowed neon-green like a firefly and he crawled back in Grineace's suit as he laughed a bit and drove off)
  • Admiral: (He sent several forces riding hovercraft vehicles that skimmed the ground with armed forces)...GRIN EATERON, SURRENDER QUIETLY OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!!!
  • Grineace: Rig, activate the emergency energy shields!
  • Ri'gmort: Easier done than said! (Crawls out of his suit and pushes a button on the hoverbike as it activated a powerful energy shield that blocked the gunfire)
  • Admiral: (Growls) CURSE THE EXTINCTIONERS FOR THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF THE HUMANS' AND RABODANS' TACTICS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!
  • Grineace: THIS IS NOT DONE YET, MISFITS! AFTER THIS, I WILL FORCE THE EXTINCTIONERS TO GRANT ME MY POSITION AS PRESIDENT BY FORCE!!! (He spins around in the hoverbike, spreading the snow all over and blinding them as he got away)
  • Merlin: "Oh no you don't! 9Uses his magic to teleport Grin off of his speeder and back on the ground)."
  • Grin Eateron: "........ I didn't accounted for the magic, did I?"
  • Rigamortus: "Well, fuck."
  • Admiral: Grin Eateron, you are under arrest for conspiracy against the President, attempted usurpation, AND for fraternizing with the Extinctioners! (They cuff him, and put Ri'gmort in a jar and take him away)
  • Grineace:...Someday, I am going to sell you to a race who eats Qroaches as a delicacy!
  • Ri'gmort: OH, SHUT UP, YOU MORON!!!
  • Grineace: DON'T TELL ME TO SH-
  • Admiral: (Slaps him) You have the right to remain silent! (They took him into a hovering prisoner truck as they drive off)

Later...

  • Emeoyx: This is just unfortunate! My own vice-president and most trusted associate, plotting against me this whole time!
  • Icky: And I TOTALLY called it, for the record! Those who denied it, suck it like a lollipop!
  • Admiral: And it looks like we'll have to have a TRIPLEX trial now. It absolutely DISGUSTS me that so many people in our ranks are turning on us.
  • Emeoyx: Calm yourself, Admiral. We can still work this out. Grin is locked up tight, so he'll give us all the available information we need to find the Extinctioners.

Cell.

  • Ri'gmort: WELL THIS SUCKS!? The boss is NOT gonna take it easy on us for our cover being blown! Well, I am gonna get myself out of here! I gotta start packing! (Packing things into a small wallet) Only essentials, we gotta travel light, bring the guns, the weapons, the knives... (He suddenly comes across a photo of himself and the Aberrants)... And, uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it. 
  • Grin Eateron: "OHHHHH, SHUT UP, YOU ANNOYING PEST?! I WISH I HAD NEVER ADOPTED YOU FROM THE DOCTOR?!"
  • Rigamortus gasped......
  • Rigamortus: "(Gets angry) Oh so THIS it's how it's gonna be!? I reacted negitively to being called pest or a vermin, only by the unfortunate cowinidene that the Professor was here and managed to reckindise my voice, did we ended up exposed?! BUT WHO'S THE ONE WHO FORGOT ABOUT THE MAGIC!?"
  • Grin Eateron: "I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FORGOT ABOUT THEIR ODD-SHIP?!"
  • Rigamortus: "WELL I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FORGOT TO USE HIS ATHORITY ON THE ADMIRAL!?"
  • Grin Eateron: "WHAT?!"
  • Rigamortus: "Who does the work? ME?! Who gets the idea to do things smartly? ME?!"
  • Grin Eateron: "IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D BE HORRENDUSLY EXSPEARIMENTED ON BY THE DOCTOR BY NOW OR LEFT DEAD IN A JAR WITH NO AIRHOLES?!"
  • Rigamortus: "AT LEAST I WON'T END UP BEING FIRED FROM MY JOB, ASSHOLE?!"
  • Grin Eateron: "THAT'S IT?! BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT YOU ANNOYING VERMIN?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN?!"
  • Rigamortus: "FEELINGS MUTUIAL, SHIT-EATER?!" (He crawls out of his cell and away from the area)...I  feel like I should be singing a song here... But, then again, it must be done to death, so f*** that! I'm getting myself out of here and BACK to the Extinctioners, ALONE if I have to! Who NEEDS that Shit-Eater Grineace, anyway? If he wants his President's seat, he's on his own! As for me, I'm going to stand up for someone ELSE, and that's the Doc. Let's just hope he forgives me for my jokes on him. (He crawls away and ends up in the middle of the cold environment)... Oh, waste in a hat!
  • Rigamortus leaves.....
  • Grin Eateron: "........ I knew I should've listened to mother and became a car dealer."

Later that night...

  • Icky: (The tri-plex trial with Ruther, Soto, and Grineace began)... Eh, this is boring! (Takes out a radio and puts in a CD that plays the People's Court Theme)
  • Vancer:... Wowie-zowie, that music sounds like it fits in a courtroom scenario.
  • Icky: You have NO idea!
  • Judge: This tri-court martial is now in session. We have three perpetrators in the courtroom today: Ruther Lawmode, Soto Vol Krugum, and Grin Eateron S. Hitlock. (Almost everyone in the courtroom laughed as he hit his hammer) ORDER, PLEASE, ORDER! I want NO childishness in my court! Ruther here stands before us today guilty of the crimes of desertion, mass endangerment, defying military orders, and insubordinate action. Soto here stands before us guilty of honorary offense through fibbing to government officials, racist impact on the first defendant, and most importantly, the illegal possession of a Level 1 Bio-Hazard known as the Bruud. (The jury boos at him)... And finally, Former Vice-President Grin Eateron, who stands before us guilty of honorary offense through conspiracy, attempted usurpation of the President of Trecene, and for fraternizing with the Extinctioners. How do you all plead?
  • Ruther/Soto/Grineace: Not guilty!
  • Judge: I knew you'd say that!
  • Icky: (Whispering to Gilda) What, did he get his hands on the 1995 Judge Dredd or something? (The two chuckled softly)
  • Judge: Now, then! Trial #1 shall come to order. Ruther, explain your motivations. (Ruther was about to speak) Oh, never mind, I already know! You were just trying to avenge your parents. But, big whoopsie, you killed BOTH EVERY HIGHER UP OF THE EXTINCTIOENRS AND ANY CHANCE YOU HAD BY LETTING YOURSELF BE HURT BY RACISM!!! (Soto chuckled softly at this) You think that's funny, Soto? I have been told that it was YOUR influence that caused it, and in case you didn't pay attention, that's something that can and will be used against you. (Ruther chuckles) THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, RUTHER! Now, then, does the defendant's lawyer have anything to say in the matter?
  • Crane: Yes, your honor. You see, Ruther here is only a misunderstood soul whose life and heritage gave him these flaws. I happen to know through our mission and research prior to this court martial that Hues have been given a TERRIBLE past. As you all may know, Hues have been abused and sedated by doctors who were blindly oblivious to the fact that the sedations themselves were the ONLY thing that justified their racist remarks. But even AFTER Emeoyx' election, that racism still exists. My client has been struck by literally every and all racist remarks all over AUU history. He simply needs help, and we have discussed handling his confidence ourselves. So, I shall ask, Judge, I respectfully request that you allow us custody of Ruther so we can make him mentally fit for the mission he desires.
  • Judge: Request not granted! The Baroness' orders were clear: He must be rightfully punished for his insubordination and criminal actions, and all orders must be carried out, no exceptions, no questions asked! Isn't that right, Baroness Ellames? (The Baroness herself appeared.)
  • Baroness: Indeed. And as much as I respect his motivations, his methods on doing so are reckless and un-thought out.
  • Crane: Objection!
  • Judge: Overruled! The Baroness' statement shall stand!
  • Baroness: The Admiral has claimed that every other attempt to quell his weaknesses have all ended in failure. He simply cannot learn to let go of his weaknesses. Even Emeoyx herself has failed to do so. I simply cannot allow another chance as it is simply a lost cause.
  • Crane: Shall I speak now?
  • Judge:... Should he, Baroness?
  • Baroness: I shall allow it, but only this once! You fail to convince me, Mr. Wadder, then there's no convincing me again!
  • Soto: (Chuckles, "Let's see that hybgra get out of THIS so easily!")
  • Crane: ".... Is it really fair to assume something's a lost cause because of not getting the results you wanted?"
  • Baroness: "..... Admitingly, no, it's not, but-"
  • Crane: "So is it really fair, to expect something as serious as Ruther's issues, to be fixed with the snap of your fingers?"
  • Baroness: "I don't think I appresiate being interup-"
  • Crane: "Answer the question!"
  • Baroness: "....... No, it's not fair to expect someone of his condition to recover quickly. It would be like expecting a city to be build in a day, or expecting a great beast to be befelled by a spoon."
  • Crane: "Let the record show that the Baroness admits that it wasn't fair to expect Ruther to be quickly mended of his problems."
  • Baroness: "But in all fairness, it wasn't anything against Ruther, it's just that my polotical peers and my friend the admiral are long-time critics to the idea of Hues being in goverment services! They had said that these sort've issues about embracing something with no self-control would lead to situations like Ruther's. So, myself being against him is nothing personal, I was merely following the advice of my peers."
  • Crane: "Did it ever accure to you that maybe your peers, the Admiral included, only made you believe that because they want to make a poloitcal statement against giving Hues rights, that your just, a puppet to their agendas?!"
  • Folks gasped!
  • Soto: "WHAT!? I OBJECT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SHIT!?"
  • Judge: "Overruled. But mainly because he brought up a decent point. Are you or are you not becoming a political puppet, Baroness?"
  • Baroness: "Of- of, OF CHOURSE NOT!?"
  • Crane: "Then explain why is it that only YOU are allowed to make impourent moves, like, expunging a criminal record, when those like the Madam president of Trecene, weren't allowed to expunged that of Ruther's when he SAVED a Hybrid Camp from once ineditable destruction?"
  • Baroness: "That has always been a thing before Ruther even existed. That rule was made back when presidents of Rabodan planets were expunging the criminal records of family members or personal faverites and allowing them to get away with just about what they want because of positive relations. It was before my time, or even that of Sidebottom the Terrorable."
  • Crane: "A fair justification. But don't you think that old rule is now used against a misunderstood hero from a troubled past, which in all fairness, was because of Soto and Hue hatred being encouraged. In fact, it was because of Hue hatred that those Extinctioner Higher-Ups are dead, with poor Ruther being nothing more, then a scapegoated weapon, cause of the fact that he so happened to be the one to do it. But, the harsh fact is, Ruther is like guns: It isn't nessersarly right to blame something, or in Ruther's case, someone, for the crime that is the result of the force behind it.... And that force is Soto Vol Krugom!"
  • Soto: "LIER?! OBJECTION?!"
  • Judge: "Overruled! But only by grounds that it's a good point."
  • Crane: "What I am trying to say is, if Soto never bullied Ruther because of Hue discrimination being encouraged, then when the Extinctioners would've began to go after the Hue community and those with any compassion for them, well, Ruther would still wanted justice for his folks, but because of having been treated better, he would've been open to following the protocal, and at least only the Higher-Up respondsable for the order of his parents' death would've been the only one dead, but the other Higher Ups would've been left alive. Meaning that at least one of them would've been made to exposed all bases, including the True Main Base. Meaning that in concludtion, that means the Extinctioners, would have Soto to thank for Ruther being like what he is now!"
  • The Folks began to mutter loudly and reconsidering what they believed about Ruther.
  • Baroness: "..... I....... I never thought about it that way....... I can't believe I allowed my fear of losing political respect blinded me like that, I..... Ruther, I..... I owe my personal apologies...... I retake the order of having you punished no matter what."
  • The People gasped in unison surprised, even the jury.
  • Soto: "OBJECTION!? OB-FUCKING-JECTION?! THE LAWYER IS TRYING TO LEAD THE STUPID WHORE AGAINST ME?!"
  • Everyone gasped and moaned to that comment.....
  • The Admiral facepalmed in shame and embarrisment.....
  • Judge: "(Angerly).... Over, Ruled. Disrespect to the Baroness unless there was a point to it will not be tolerated."
  • Soto realised his fatal mistake....
  • Soto: "..... I uh...... Is it not too late to say....... I'm Sorry?"
  • Judge: "Apologies don't fix everything, you disgrace to the Admiral's name!"
  • Soto: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but, but, but-"
  • Baroness: Indeed, he's right! You do realize that could be considered treason, right? So, I'm afraid that shall be another charge used against you when we get to your trial.
  • Ruther: Yeah, smart move for the nephew of the Rabodan Military leader. You just blew a slim chance of being forgiven by even your uncle. I hope you're happy.
  • Soto: (Growls angrily and slumps down in his chair mumbling comically to himself)
  • Judge: Well, has the jury reached a verdict?
  • Jury Member #1: Not quite yet, sir. Some of us still fear that Ruther could be destined to fail. Humans have been infamous for mistakes, while Rabodans have little to none. His human genetics seem to be quite a hindrance.
  • ???: Maybe, so... (Professor Aberrant came in with the human specimen from his lab and two capsules)... But it's ALSO an advantage! What I have here is an exhibit of how Ruther can be QUITE a good use for us.
  • Baroness:... Does this concern these 'crackpot theories' of yours about the humans possessing a 'genetic anomaly'.
  • Crane: Well, Baroness, through our mission, we discovered that they may not be 'crackpot theories' after all. Ruther, show them what we mean.
  • Ruther: Gladly! (Jumps into the capsule as the screens display their anomalies)
  • Aberrant: As you can see, Ruther shares a genetic anomaly that is only 6% different to the anomaly of my uncle's human friend from the long-defunct Human Protection Agency. This proves without a doubt that Ruther's human genetics, though it can be a con, it can ALSO be a pro. A pro so strong, he'll be able to control his own cons. Throughout the years after his desertion, I have given him the appropriate diet that filled the unlocked genetic code with all the enzymes, amino acids, proteins, and other essentials for the gene to develop. However, it needs a trigger to complete. Perhaps it may involve rigorous stress of some kind.
  • Soto: You try making him horny?
  • Icky: As profound as that was, yes, we tried. All that happened was a simple erection.
  • Ruther: ICKY!!! WE'RE IN A COURTROOM!!!
  • Judge: Okay, order in the court! That may suggest a lot, but how do you know that this plan can succeed? For all we know, it could be unlikely.
  • ???: That's where you're wrong, your honor! (The Great Sage himself arrived as everyone was surprised) The anomaly is real as they come! I've sensed it when I witnessed the humans in their golden ages fighting, and their increased exercise, adrenaline, and physical fitness and surpassing limits have been THIS close to having them accomplish this feat. Unfortunately, the reason it didn't was that each human had the inappropriate diet and was not adequately pushing their genetic limits to develop the genes.
  • Judge:... I'm sorry, who are you?
  • Great Sage: I am the Great Sage, the leader of the Treceas.
  • Emeoyx:... The Treceas? I thought they were a myth!
  • Merlin: We went through a LOT on our mission, Baroness. And we're intending to reveal as much as we can to ensure that this mission gets finished with EVERYONE being happy. Ruther getting his chance to avenge his parents, the Treceas get their planet back through co-existence, the Extinctioners are gone for good, and Aberrant here can make sure his father's fears about the humans abusing their genetic anomalies just like another race of old did.
  • Baroness:... Well, that's something very noble. Very well. Speak, Great Sage.
  • Soto: "HEY NO FAIR!? A CRACKPOT THOERY HAS NO RELIVENTCY IN THIS CASE?!"
  • Judge: "As of now, it does! Last minute, I know, but it wouldn't hurt to better understand things. The Great Sage is allowed to speak."
  • Soto:... (Sighs)
  • Great Sage: I've been studying this MUCH longer than Dr. Qorromry Aberrant discovered it. And like him, I feared that they would end up like the Ceallans. But I wasn't that afraid since I knew that humans had high spirits and a determination to do ANYTHING they set their minds to. Yes, they have weaknesses, yes, they can make mistakes, but it's what inspired the term 'human error'. Not all creatures, big or small, are perfect. Perfection is destined to be mundane. That's what life is all about. We prosper because life has similarities and differences, successes and errors. Trust me, if you had a race that was ENTIRELY perfect in every way... Would you even want them? (The juries murmured the thought)... This is why I support the cause to allow Mr. Lawmode here to stop the descendant of the one responsible for my race's seclusion. It's a sign that we can learn something no matter how ugly, weird, disabled, or even genetically-imperfect. Even hybrids, whether they ARE mentally-impaired or not, can achieve success. So I say that Ruther deserves this chance more than anything. And I am nothing if not proud to help him achieve his genetic progression. (Many of the jury members, as well as others in the room, were sobbing)
  • Judge: (One of those crying)... That speech is just enough to make a grown Rabodan cry...(A tear falls downs his eye)... But not THIS Rabodan! Get back up in there, tear! (Absorbs it back into the eye)... Well, I guess the jury has reached a verdict?
  • Jury Guy #1: Indeed. We agree that he should get this chance.
  • Judge:... Well, Mr. Wadder, consider your request granted! (Slams hammer)
  • Ruther: YES!!! (Jumps around going 'yes' over and over just like Twilight when she got her cutie mark)
  • Judge: BUT...make sure to control yourself along the way.
  • Ruther:...Yes, sir!
  • Soto: OH, THIS IS SOME BULLS*** RIGHT HERE!!! YOU'RE LETTING THE SCREW-UP GET A CHANCE JUST BECAUSE OF SOME HEARTFELT SPEECH?!?
  • Judge: You can take it up with the Baroness if you've got a problem with that, Soto! Case dismissed! (Slams hammer)
  • Ruther: (As the Lodgers and Heroes Act left with him)... Enjoy military prison, bioterrorist! We'll see how you like it when YOU'RE the one in tethers!
  • Soto:... I will make you pay for this, Tether! Mark my words!
  • Xandy: HAH! Good luck with that! (Whaps him with her tail as they left)
  • Judge:... Now... We shall take a recess as some people in the courtroom deal with the sentence. Computer, if you will?
  • Computer: Recess protocol. Request acknowledged. (Soto and Grineace were restrained in their seats, the jury members gained anti-sound barriers, allowing them to pull out their personal mobile devices of all sci-fi forms, and others are allowed to leave)
  • Soto:... FU-

Later...

  • The Group are back into the Trecea lair.
  • Ruther: "I, can't believe you managed to convince the Baroness to change her mind about me. Even after interupting her! She doesn't like to be interupted!"
  • Icky: "Yeah that was a REAL ballsy move to interupt a high-ranker like that!"
  • Crane: Well I had to do SOMETHING! It was clear that the Baroness needed to think and be openly honest to EVERYONE in the room. We needed to do all we could to convince her out of her predicament.
  • Ruther: Well, as ballsy as it was, it saved me! I can't thank all of you enough! You got Soto and the military off my back, you made them forgive me... For the moment... And you got the Baroness to FINALLY expunge my criminal record.... Provided I do this right
  • Chell: And we're going to help you anyway we can to make sure that happens!
  • Lord Shen: And THAT means you NEED to let this racist sensitivity go for good.
  • Great Sage: And I know JUST the place for you to do that.
  • Gazelle:... Great Sage, are you entirely sure that your actions there are not going to upset your people in any way?
  • Great Sage: Well, Master Shifu here was VERY persuasive about that. If my brother has a problem with how I plan to get our home back, then he sure better come up here, look me in the eye, and say-
  • ???: Well, well, well! If it isn't my big brother, MINGLING with filthy Invader scum! (Another Sage with a similar appearance to the Great Sage, except having no turquoise and a blind eye, appeared)...
  • Great Sage: (Sighs) Oh, God, not YOU!
  • Sage's Brother: Yes, me! I heard what you did! You were fraternizing with Invaders! You dishonor our family name! Contact with both races ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!! And you know the penalty for disobeying the will of your people, brother! It means I am in charge now! So, unless you want me to inform the people of your crime... (Opens his hand out)... Emblem!
  • Great Sage:... No!
  • Sage's Brother:... No?
  • Ruther:... Okay, sir, I am aware that your race is in a very precocious situation! But did you even SEE what occurred in that courtroom? He stood up for me! He got the Rabodans to-
  • Sage's Brother: (Dubbed as Scar) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
  • Ruther:... (Gets angry) I said 'Rabodans'! Because THAT'S what they are! I'm not going to sit around and let people like YOU tell us what we can and can't do! Your brother here convinced those 'Invaders' that Hues like me are something to appreciate and remind people like the Baroness AND the Admiral that it's what made Peace Day so significant for 19 years! Referring to them as 'Invaders' is just like calling a Hybrid a 'Hybgra'! IT'S INFURIATING! If ANYONE is the dishonor in your family, it's YOU!
  • Sage's Brother: (Stuttering in flabbergasted surprise) You insignificant addant! I'LL TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS!!! (Casts a shockwave spell on all the heroes that immobilized them, freezing them I place, and Ruther was levitated directly to him) NOBODY DEMEANS THE NEW LEADER OF THE TRECEAS, MENTIONS THE INVADERS NAME IN MY PRESENCE, AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! (Takes out a knife and prepares to quickly stab him with it until Gazelle used the Uniter Blade in her Uniter Form to blast it out of his hands) AOWCH!
  • Great Sage: BROTHER, STOP!! This is NOT the way to solve our problems!
  • Sage Brother: I'm afraid nobody in our ENTIRE race is WILLING to support or listen to you! When they hear that you fraternized with Invaders, they will tear you apart like animals! And once your out of the way, I will proceed to destroy the Invaders, and chase away what isn't killed! Then- (Gazelle punched him hard in the place, while losing his staff, which breaks onto contact with a rock and frees the group from control) DAHHH!? (His face was swollen from that) OW!?
  • Gazelle: NOW, YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU INSOLENT FOOL! FORCED RELOCATION IS WRONG, WRONGER WITH THREAT OF ATTACK, AND YOU'RE WRONG FOR REFUSING TO LET YOUR BROTHER GET YOUR RACE'S HOMES BACK THE RIGHT WAY! CULTURES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY FORCED RELOCATIONS! PEOPLE WERE ROBBED OF GOOD HOMES AND GOOD LIVES! IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK NO BETTER THAN SIDEBOTTOM! I REFUSE TO ALLOW YOU TO TAKE AWAY PEOPLE'S HOMES JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR HOME PLANET BACK! THIS IS NOT THE WAY!
  • Sage's Brother: This does NOT concern you- (Gazelle swifts kicks him in the crotch) GAAAAAAAAHA?! THE SACRED JEWELS?!
  • Heroes: "OHHHHH?!"
  • Po: "His tenders! Ohhh!"
  • Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
  • Icky: "No therpudic therpy in any universe is gonna fix THAT!"
  • Great Sage: Brother, stop this now! Forced relocation is NOT the way to solve this!
  • Sage's Brother: Yeah? And who in our race is going to support you, huh?
  • ???: I WILL! (Everyone was surprised to see Laslo)
  • Great Sage:... Laslo?
  • Sage's Brother: "LASLO?! YOU, UNGRATEFUL IDIOT?! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT CONCERN ABOUT THE INVADERS BEING UNRELIEABLE!?"
  • Laslo: "I saw how it went down in the court. It convinced me enough to at least humor our TRUE sage and the outsiders for this. That..... And I don't approve of Usurpers."
  • Sage's Brother:....... (Chuckles) Is this a joke? Just ONE Trecea supporting you? Big deal. There's BOUND to be a Trecea out there who will support me! Once I spread the word, there won't be a SINGLE person left to follow your misguided lead!
  • Laslo: Is that right? Well, I saw to it that you failed to spread your treacherious ways to the people!! (The whole room ended up getting surrounded by entire crowds of Treceas)
  • Sage's Brother: What?!?
  • Laslo: You all saw what he did! He demeaned his brother, threatened to kill someone while using magic to an unjust advantaged, and didn't even yeilded to the words of a respected outsider messiah! Do we all want to make ourselves look HORRIBLE by stealing good people's homes no matter what, not even if there's LOADS of elderly, infirm, and... LITTLE CHILDREN?!? (A child Trecea was struggling to beat the Sage's Brother up at that statement)
  • All Treceas: NOOO!!
  • Laslo: AND ARE WE GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT?!?
  • All Treceas: NOOOOOO!! LET'S GET HIM!!!
  • Sage's Brother: No, no-no-no-no-no, you need me! The Invaders are never going to accept us! No, you don't understand! No, I mean, no-no- (He was suddenly beat up off-screen as everyone under his influence was snapped out of it)
  • Chell: ....... Did we just saw a usurp attempt, go and went away as quickly?
  • Gazelle: Yep. It appears that the Sage's problems involving his brother just resolved itself.
  • Laslo: Indeed.
  • Great Sage:... How did you know he was coming?
  • Laslo: It's quite simple, really...

Flashback

  • (Laslo) "The Sage's brother was already attempt to go against him over deciding to turn a more benvolent move. As much as I can't exactly look over what the in..... The Rabodans did, it was starting to accure to me, that the Uniter's words grew stronger in me. It was clear that the Rabodans had their own to care for, and, barring creating unsavery weapons, our planet was other still in a clean state since the day it was congured...... But what ultamately won me over, was how Ruther's courtcase went..... The Rabodans, put aside their yearning for perfection, in faver of understanding him..... They didn't even reacted negitvely to our reveil to them....."

Present.

  • Laslo: "Though I will keep a cautious eye in an event outsider politics fails to live up to expectations, I'll dare not afraid to hope, and I certainly won't be afraid to be persistent if the promise were to fall short and needs aide to truely make it through..... And it's all because of a hybrid..... Ruther..... I owe you my sincere apologies for doubting your potaintional. And as well for the fact that, I took them away from you when your pet needed aide. By the way, your creature is reacting very well to our medicine. She'll be able to rule the skys again soon enough."
  • Ruther: "Hey, it's cool. No one's meant to be truely perfect."
  • A bowling sound was heard as Treceas were sent cartoonishly flying!
  • The Sage's Brother looks bruzed, beaten up, ripped up, and beyond pissed!
  • Sage's Brother: "YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST HUMILIATE ME LIKE THAT, YOU TWATS?! HMM?! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PUSH ME OFF THE SIDE LIKE I WASN'T MEANT TO HAVE A GRANDER PUPOSE?!"
  • Icky: "We don't even know your name, genius."
  • Sage's Brother: "(Steals a soldier's staff) AND YOU MAY VERY WELL NEVER LEARN OF IT?! (Gets into a spell casting position)! KA-MU-RA-MU-MA-SU-MAY-SO-WALL-MART!?"
  • Icky: "Did he just say "Walmart"?"
  • The Sage's Brother's magic creates brute-sized living metal sentitals that surrounds the heroes!
  • Sage's Brother: "SENTIALS!? DESTROY THEM!?"
  • Gazelle: "Of for Peter Cottentail's sake! (Force-push the entire sentials away as they disappear into nothing) You, are starting to get on my nerves! And I'm usually pathine with people!?"
  • Sage's Brother: "So that's how you want to play it, slut?! How's about a wager?! I CHALLNAGE YOU FOOLS, TO THE CHRYSTAL ARENA!!"
  • Icky: "Bring it on- Wait... what was that again?"
  • Sage's Brother: "... The Chrystal Arena? Why did you asked?"
  • Icky:... Don't you mean 'Crystal'? The 'y' is supposed to sound like a short-vowel I. The way your saying it sounds like "Crie-stal.", like the I is long-vowel.
  • Sage's Brother: What're you talking about?! It's 'C-h-r-y-s-t-a-l'! We always spelled it like that!...
  • Icky sighed and did this.
Because Poor Literacy Is KEWL!

Because Poor Literacy Is KEWL!

  • Icky: "...... And thank you for enabling our first useage of a Linkairia joke."
  • Sage's Brother: "GOHHHH, FINE!? Be that way!? I am still going by the name of Chrystal because it was the name of the Arena's founder, so-"
  • Kolwalski: "To be fair, that's an outdated spelling of the word, so-"
  • Sage's Brother: "OH SHUT UP?! The spelling doesn't matter?! What matters is that it's the very arena my brother wanted to use to "aide" the filthy hybrid with his natrol defects! Now, I am gonna use it as a means to have you all destroyed!?"
  • Spongebob: "Pfft! Oh what're you gonna do? Send monsters after us?"
  • Sage's Brother: "The Arena is made of the magical crystals, known as The Adversary Jewel! It, will create indestructable magical clones of your WORSE, enemies! No power is able to congure an indestructable force made in the form of their hated rivals! YOU, ALL, WILL PERISH?!..... Or at least be made to cry like babies and cower like Fgakens!"
  • Hudson was eating popcorn-like stuff!
  • Hudson: "Hey now, good sir, we AIN'T fgakens (Unknowingly drops his popcorn stuff) EEK?! MY POPSEEDS?! (Starts pecking at the stuff like a chicken.)"
  • Xandy: (Face palms) Honey, you're embarrassing us!
  • Patrick: "Plus, THAT'S MY BIT?!"
  • Clifton: "Oh trust me pal, WE, AIN'T, FGAKENS!?"
  • Sage's Brother: "Oh we shall see?! We, shall, SEE?!"
  • The Sage's Brother laughs maniacly as the scene fades.

Chapter 5: Trouble With A Brother/Lord Trecene/The Chrystal Arena of Tests

Chrystal Arena

  • The Heroes walked into the Arena, prepared for anything.
  • The Great Sage and his Brother were seen on the main balcony, as many spectators watch from all sides, while Laslo and Losso were in another balcony for warrior leaders, while Abberant and Chell were in the audience.
  • The Great Sage: "...... May the Great Tests, begin. But be warned heroes, you might not enjoy what the chraystal will recreate."
  • Spongebob: "We're not afraid! You know why Patrick?"
  • Patrick: ".... Cause we're stupid?"
  • Spongebob: "NO!..... Though not inaccreate. BECAUSE WE'RE MEN!?"
  • Spongebob and Patrick were about to their "Now that we're men" song!
  • Spongebob and Patrick: "Now that we're men-"
  • ???: "Finally."
  • Spongebob and Patrick made shocked faces of horror, as they see Dennis The Hitman rose from the arena floor.
  • Spongebob: "AGGGGAAAA!? DENNIS?!"
  • Dennis: "Did ya miss me?"
  • Sandy: "WAIT A DOG-GONE MINUTE, HOW DID HE GET HERE?!"
  • Magnum: "I do believe that's the Adversary Jewel in effect. Very strong magic in that one."
  • Puss: "Clearly nothing more then the work of Souccery! I will use my talents to-...... To....... Oh mama...... Not them."
  • Jack and Jill from the Puss-In-Boots movie rose from the ground.
  • Jack: "..... Remember us? (Jack and Jill laughed!)"
  • Xandy: "Relax guys! They're just magic clones!.... Though indestructable..... But that doesn't mean indefeatable. We don't nessersarly need to take them down, just as long as-"
  • Slow, meterioric claps were heard, as Xandy turned to see Xerxes rising from the ground.
  • Xerxes: "(Disinterested and sarcastic) Where did you learn that speech? Generic Heroic Speeches.Com?"
  • Xandy: ".... Xerxes....."
  • Squidward: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, I-"
  • ???: "Hello, Squidward."
  • Squidward: "Ohhhh no..... (Turns to see Squillum) SQUILLIUM FANCYSON, FROM BAND CLASS?!"
  • Squillum: "That's right! And I basicly came to embarris and degrade you..... TO DEATH?! (Laughs sinisterly and nasaly)!"
  • Squidward screamed and ran away!
  • Squillium: "How convinent you tried to run. Because I gotten a new steed..... A SEA BEAR!?"
  • The Sea Bear rose from the ground under Squillium as he was on it, as the beast roared and charged with Squillium on it!
  • Icky: "Ohh, boy.... And this time, no dirt to work with. Jeebus, could things get suckier?"
  • Magnum: "Don't worry guys, I'll put a stop to all this and-"
  • A giant bug claw grabs Magnum, as Queen Jerrina rose from the ground, weeseing angerly.
  • Queen Jerrina: "So YOU are the (Weeses), one who turned my daughter against me?! (Weeses)...."
  • Magnum: "..... No?! NO!? IT CAN'T BE!? YOU, YOU DIED IN A MAGNIFISENT EXPLOUDTION!?"
  • Icky: "But not before a re-write had it where you had a tearful farewell with Ztingerilla."
  • Queen Jerrina: "Goes to show, (Weeses), You can't- (Weeses), take me down- (Weeses), so easily!"
  • Magnum: "UNHAND ME, YOU DUSTY OLD EX-RULER?! YOUR DAUGHTER IS LEADING THE SKEETRAZIOD RACE WAY BETTER NOW!?"
  • Queen Jerrina: "All I care about now, (Weeses), is kicking your annoying (Weeses), Hynom BOOTY?!"
  • Queen Jerrina starts to smack Magnum around, as this lead to Magnum losing the staff, leaving her vulerable to Jerrina's wrath!?
  • Sandy: "Don't worry Magnum! I'll save you! I'll lasso the over-grown has-been one-shoter to-"
  • Hank jumped from the ground and pounced onto Sandy!
  • Hank: "SANDY!? I'M HOPELESSLY IN LOVE YOU AGAIN?! I WANNA LITTERALLY FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT?!"
  • Sandy screamed as she zoomed away from a love-depraved Hank, who started going Pepe Le Pew on everyone!
  • Mr. Krabs: "WHAT THE FLIMFLAM?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • ???: "Ahem!"
  • Mr. Krabs turns to see Howerd Blandly with some shark lawyers.
  • Howerd: "Mr. Krabs, for willful property damage of what was once Once Krabby'O Mondays, I am hereby sueing you for rights to the Krusty Krab, and all of your money! So much so that it'll risk a cash-coma!"
  • Mr. Krabs screamed!
  • Mr. Krabs: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!?"
  • Krabs runs away!
  • Howerd: "HEY?! COME BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN.... Uh, FISH! Uh, CRAB!"
  • Howerd and the snarling Lawyers proceed to give chase!
  • Shenzi: "Oh what is really going ON IN HERE?!"
  • ???: "STUPID MUTT?!"
  • Merlock rose from the ground and behind Shenzi.
  • Shenzi gasped in fear!
  • Shenzi: "No!? No?! It can't be?! I thought you was lost to the Villain leage!?"
  • Merlock: "Shows how much you know about me, mutt?! (Turns into a Mountain Lion) NOW PREPARE TO SHARE YOUR PARENTS' FATE?!"
  • Shenzi and the other two Hyenas screamed and wimpered like dogs as Merlock roared like a lion chasing them!
  • Alex: "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
  • ???: "Hello, Lion."
  • Alex: "..... Meep."
  • Dramatic music played as Captain Dubois and her squad rose from the ground!
  • Alex: "OH NOT YOU AGAIN?!"
  • The Fossa rose from the ground surrounding Alex's friends!
  • Marty: "AW MAN!?"
  • Kaa: "What in the, how in the, who, wha..... I! This is madness?!"
  • ???: "Trust, in meeeeeeeee. Just in meeeeeeeeeee. Shut your eyes, and trust in meeeeeeeeee."
  • Kaa: "..... Oh no."
  • Music continued as the 2016 Kaa rose from the ground.
  • Kaa: "NOT YOU AGAIN, YOU GENDERLY INCORRECT REMAKE?! YOU PRETTY MUCH RUINED THE NEWER JUNGLE BOOK FOR ME?!"
  • Kaa (2016): "You can sleeeeep. Save and sounnnnnd. Knowing Iiiiiiiiii, am a-rroooooooooound."
  • Old Kaa: "Are, are you seriously gonna do nothing but sing!? GAHHH!? I CAN'T TAKE BEING AROUND HER?!"
  • Old Kaa slithered away as 2016 Kaa gave chased!
  • Po: "..... Wait...... How is that newer Female Kaa an enemy of our Kaa?"
  • Viper: "Not nessersarly. Uncle Kaa hated her for being a geneder reverseal.... She, turned out to be a major fan of Uncle Kaa and wants to earn his love..... Which, didn't exactly improved his opinion. In fact, she's basicly a demented stalker."
  • Savio: Eh, to be fair, the writers of that movie said that the original Disney Jungle Book movie was an all-male character story... Not counting Shanti, of course, and they wanted to give it a little... Twist.
  • Kaa: YEAH, BUT IT FLOPPED HARDER THAN AN UNFORTUNATE GUY IN AFV!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SNAKE WITH BLACK WIDOW'S VOICE!!!! (2016 Kaa continued singing as she continued chasing him around)
  • Po: "Well, I guess it's up to us to-"
  • Suddenly, Kai, Evil Shen, Tai Lung, Sing Jin Sue, Wu Kong, A random female mantis, Fenghuang, Dai Shi, and Lord Cobra rose from the ground!
  • Kai: "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"
  • Evil Shen: "DEATH TO THE PANDA?!"
  • Tai Lung: "I ROTTEN IN JAIL FOR 20 YEARS, BECAUSE OF YOU, SHIFU?!"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "We end this now, sister!"
  • Wu Kong: "Hello, bother."
  • Female Mantis: "MANTIS?! PLEASE LET YOUR HEAD BE MINE!?"
  • Fenghuang: "I think you owe me a rematch, stalky!"
  • Dai Shi: "It's payback time, bro?!"
  • Lord Cobra: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?! IT'S TIME YOUR DEFIENCE ENDS HERE?!"
  • Po: "..... Seriously?"
  • The Majority of the group fought the returning rivals, while Mantis ran away from the obcessive fan-mantis female!
  • Sparx: "Uh.... Who's the chick?"
  • Spyro: "A fan girl from Dreamworks China...... She's pretty much what Mantis is afraid of in female mantises."
  • Iago: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder who am I gonna get?"
  • Jafar rose from the ground.
  • Iago: "Oh, THERE'S A BIG SURPRISED?! I think I'm gonna end up dying, from not surprised! I mean, WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!... But in all seriousness..... (SCREAMS?!)"
  • Jafar: "TREACHERIOUS FEATHERED RAT?!"
  • Iago screamed as he ran from Jafar as he was blasting magic!
  • Mushu: "Aw this is messed up!? It can't get worse?!"
  • Kung Pow rose from the ground with a restored Dragutha!
  • Mushu: "....... OH HELL NOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH!"
  • Icky: "Ok, now this is gonna end up turning into a marathon of returning foes!"
  • Jerky appeared from the ground and armed with magic!
  • Icky: "AND YOU AREN'T HELPING, JERKY?!"
  • Baloo: "I don't think I like where this is going?!"
  • Shere Khan rose from the ground roaring!
  • Bagheera: "Now we're REALLY aren't going to like this?!"
  • Shere Khan chased Baloo and Bagheera around!
  • Skipper: "I'm calling it! Our personal foes will appear as well!"
  • Dr. Blowhole, Officer X, Dave the Octopus, and The Red Squirl rose from the ground!
  • Skipper: "..... CALLED IT?!"
  • The Penguins engaged combat with their foes!
  • Sir Hiss: "What madness is this, I-"
  • ???: "HISS, YOU EEL IN SNAKE'S CLOTHING?!"
  • Prince John arose from the ground!
  • Sir Hiss screamed like a wimp and slither away as John chased him!
  • Spyro and Cynder got defensive as Malefor and Gaul rose from the ground! 
  • Sparx: "Ohhh, crap."
  • Mack Salmon rose from the ground.
  • Max the rabbit: "(Unimpressed) D'ohhhh, Mack Salmon again? Why couldn't it had been a cooler enemy?"
  • The Various enemies from the Sam and Max games rose up as well.
  • Max the rabbit: "Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!"
  • Brandy: "(Sarcastic) Gee, and I thought Wiskers was an idiot."
  • Lola: "NEW PROBLEMO?! THAT?!"
  • Gasper, with his moneky goons, and the other villains from the Brandy and Mr. Wiskers show, charged forth!
  • Gasper: "GET THEM?!"
  • Brandy and co freaked out and ran off as their enemies gave persuit!
  • Max the Cat: "Well, if the penguins get X, then who am I gonna get?"
  • Barks were heard as Stray Dogs rose from the ground!
  • Max the cat: "EEEEK?! NOT THOSE MEANS DOGS AGAIN!?!"
  • Max the Cat runs away as the stray dogs chased him!
  • Fidget: "Not good, not good, not- (Ratigan rose from the ground)...... Uh, ohhhhh...."
  • Fidget did his trademark scream as he ran away from Ratigan!
  • Mr. Dodo: "Don't worry everyone! I'll call for van assistence and-"
  • The Queen of Hearts rose up and with the card guards!
  • Queen of Hearts: "OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WITH THEIR HEADS?!"
  • Dodo and the Wonderland crew freaked out and ran!
  • Thundra was about to help, but Malcho rose from the ground and entangled her!
  • The Monster crew tried to intervine, but Galaxhar on his Robot rose from the ground laughing, then started to make immature faces!
  • Missing Link: "Oh not this loser again."
  • Lucky Jack was about to aide, but then felt drool, and was met with a coyote!
  • Lucky Jack: "DAG DABBIT!?"
  • Batty Koda: "THIS IS STARTING TO GET DANGERIOUS?!"
  • The Hunters from the Ferngully sequil, Mac and Boss (Mac's the tall dude and Boss the fat short-guy) rose up!
  • Batty Koda: "(SQEAULS)!? HUNTERS?!"
  • Batty Koda away as the Hunters tried to nab him!
  • A snort was heard behind Miguel and Tuilo as they looked to see the Bull again....
  • Tuilo: "..... Oh not again."
  • The duo are chased once again!
  • Devon: "We got to do something!"
  • Cornwall: "Exactly! And nobody's gonna stop us! Not even the dragons!"
  • Roars were heard!
  • Devon/Cornwall: "THE DRAGONS?!"
  • The Camelotian Dragons rose from the ground and re-enact their first encounter scene from the movie as Devon and Cornwall were being chased!
  • The DigiDestined's various enemies rose from the ground!
  • Joe: "OH FUDGE US?!"
  • The Mocking Thebes Folks rose from the ground!
  • Big guy: "LOOK!? IT'S THE CLOWN WHO TRAINED THE TRAINWRECK THAT WAS ACHILES?!"
  • People started to laugh!
  • Phil: "AMSCRAY!?"
  • Trigger and Nutsy wer already being beaten by the Sheruff of Nottingham!
  • Dodger and crew had an intense stand off with Desoto and Rosco!
  • Lefrou was wedaged by Gaston!
  • Merlin was going through his rotine with Mim!
  • Archimedies screamed as the Pike was biting on his tail!
  • The Palace Guards surrounded the Thief....
  • Thief thinks: "Maybe they won't remember me."
  • Palace gaurd: "IT'S THE MUTE THIEF WHO STOLEN THE GOLDEN BALLS OF BAGHDAD!?"
  • Thief thinks: "They remembered."
  • Ralth and Eddy are attacked by Paranahs!
  • Savio was covering before an angry elephant who hates snakes!
  • Captain Hook was trying to stab Smee!
  • Chi-Fu was running cowerdly from Shun-Yu's best Huns!
  • Pain and Panic: "(As Hades rosed up) OH MY GODS!?"
  • Hades reached out!
  • Pain: "RUN FOR IT!?"
  • The two imps are grabbed by Hades as they are dragged to him!
  • Creeper: "(As he tried to get away from the Horned King) No sire! It wasn't my fault! I-"
  • The Horned King grabbed him!
  • Djon is being chased by angry arabian mercents!
  • Shrek finds himself surrounded by his old foes, Farquaad, Dreamworks Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming, and 4th movie Rumblestiltskin.
  • Donkey was chased by Farquaads guards, and drunk people shouting "PINYATA?!"
  • Samson, Ryan, and friends are being chased by Kazar and an army of stray dogs!
  • Gilda stood up to the Armasti who took the Griffinstone Cup.
  • Trixie: "WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS!? WHY DID I WALKED IN HERE?! WHY-?
  • The Ursa Minor rose up and roared from behind Trixie....
  • Trixie: "..... I should just walk away.... Right now....."
  • Trixie screamed as the Ursa Minor chased her!
  • Choas was fighting Mirage!
  • Choas: "I LIKE this game!"
  • Frank ran from Joanna!
  • The Lost Boys ran from the pirates!
  • The Chef chased Waldo!
  • Napoloan and Lafayette were chased by Edgar in a truck!
  • Willie ran from Dr. Nefarious in a mech in made of his image!
  • Si and Am ran away from stray dogs!
  • Jumba and Pleakly were chased by the Leroys!
  • Peng and Lian fought off Tong Fo and his thugs!
  • Count Razoff ran away from the Hoodlums!
  • The Chimera stood off against a litteral Tiger Shark!
  • Thunderclap and the Dautyls flew away from a now sentient Storm from their world!
  • The Raptors ran from a scarred up Spinosaurus!
  • Duke was being chased by cops!
  • Aurlena: "Ok, wow! The Lougers have alot of weird enemies! Well, it's time for me to punch some faces and-"
  • ???: "AURLENA?!"
  • A doctor lizard was seen!
  • Lizard Doctor: "YOU COSTED ME MY JOB?! AND NOW, REVENGE!?"
  • Aurlena: "..... Excuse me for a moment guys, old foe."
  • Aurlena charged after the doctor who quickly pulled out combat gloves of his own!
  • Aurlena: "OH NOW IT'S JUST BEING A CHALLNAGE!"
  • Zosimo: "Ok, this is just getting silly now! I gonna have to devise a stragity and-"
  • Glowrod came from nowhere and pounced onto Zosimo!
  • Zosimo: "OOFFFF?! AS SOON AS I GET A MOLE OF MY BACK, THEN I'LL DEVISE A STRAGITY!?"
  • Vancer was face to face with a giant four-armed ape thug, who growled...
  • Vancer: "..... Well, if it isn't my faverite punching bag, Molah the Huge..... Ready for round 2, mate?"
  • The Thug roared as he tried to crush Vancer who dodged!
  • Vancer: "AH-HA, I KNEW YOU WOULD FEEL LIKE THAT MATE! CHEERS!"
  • Cloakblade was metatating in mits of the choas.... Suddenly, defended herself from some ninja stars, then rose to meet another Cyber-Ninja who came forth.
  • The Other Cyber Ninja: "..... I shall have revenge on you for my humiliation!"
  • Cloakblade: "And I will avenge my clan once again!"
  • The two enter a ninja fight!
  • Hudson was dodging like crazy from General Tex with a huge gun!
  • Hudson: "WHOA, EASY TEX! I know your not the real Tex but just a magical indestructable clone, BUT EASY WITH THE BIG BLASTS!"
  • Clifton was surrounded by 4 personal foes, General GrosvenorCommander DartagnanColonel Beacher, and Lieutenant Wenceslas.
  • Clifton: "..... And here I thought this was gonna be hard."
  • Stomps were heard as a king kong sized Ape Warlord came forth....
  • Clifton: "..... Oh yeah...... NOW it's happening!"
  • Samantha was having a magic duel with Screeched Death!
  • Telethon was duking it out with Matrix!
  • Nanobyte screamed as he ran away from Vrats!
  • Nanobyte: "MIAMI HELP!?"
  • Elder Lighthead was having a firm grip on Miami!
  • Miami: "Sorry honey, I kinda have my own problems now!"
  • Hawkens and Stephenie had an intense stand-off between Master Equinox and The Four Iallog extremests!
  • Hawkens: "Equinox's mine!"
  • Stephenie: "I kinda have a personal score with those Iallog extremeists over disrespecting my dad's beliefs! Be my guest."
  • Tollund was non-callently enjoying a good drink, as before him, were General Glutus, Killebrew, Lord Corruptus, and Maxfire.
  • Tollund: "...... At least I'll get some practice before I gun for Gen. (Pulls out his weaponry) BRING IT ON?!"
  • Gazelle took a good look of the ground and figured that damaging it would remove it's power in making the magic clones indestructable, and aimed to damage it!
  • ???: "Na-huh-huh! It isn't like a lady to break jewelry."
  • Senator White came from nowhere as he was removing his red gloves and reading his claws.
  • Senator White: "Besides...... I think it would look better off being red with herbavore blood then cracked..... Wouldn't you agree, you bothersome wrench?!"
  • Gazelle ignored the insult and prepared for White's attack!
  • Ruther: "Pfft! This will be easy! I bet I'll just get Soto! It'll be a piece of-"
  • An entirely different Rabodan rose!
  • Ruther: "(GASPS)..... Y-.... Y-..... YOU?!"
  • An Extinctioner Higher up is seen.
  • Higher Up: "Yes, Hybgra..... It's I..... The General who had your family slain..... And I have come to correct the mistake of leaving you alive and bring you to see your parents.... In death. This time, you can't win, Hybgra!"
  • Ruther: THIS WILL BE PERSONAL! (Takes out his guns as he fired, and he used a force field similar to the one Grineace used to block them)... Okay... I'm gonna run like a p**** now! (He runs as he avoided gunfire from the General as the heroes struggled in the battlefield)
  • Sage's Brother: (Cackles) Soon, the throne will be mine!
  • Great Sage: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that! This is a competition between TWO brothers, and our ENTIRE race wants ME to lead them OUT of the unethical path you made them tread! (He ended up casting a spell that assisted the heroes as he split into several magical manifestations to assist each hero)
  • Sage's Brother: "HEY, YOUR CHEATING!?"
  • Great Sage's voice: "Tecnecally you never laid any ground rules, so anything goes...."
  • Sage's Brother: "...... DAMN MY BAD HINDSIGHT!? If that's the way we're playing, fine?!"
  • The Sage's Brother summons his sentinals again to aide the magic clones!
  • Great Sage's voice: Oh really? Well then, two can play this game (He summoned his own sentinels as the two clashed to keep them from interfering in the heroes' battles)
  • Dai Shi: (She approached Boss Wolf) Alright, brother! Prepare to pay for letting your bird friend make me look like a laughing sto- (Boss Wolf threw a dog treat in her face again)... Did you just hit me with another fucking dog- (She dissipated into nothing)
  • Boss Wolf: HAH! You call THAT something for me to be intimidated by? She's my fricking sister! All she ever did to me was embarrass me, but not to the point of mentally scarring me. I only avoided that by doing what I just did. That Adversary Crystal of yours has to work PRETTY darn hard to scare me! Also, what happened to them being indestructable?
  • Gazelle's voice: "I took cared of that by breaking the arena floor!"
  • The Floor was seen cracked as the clones are no longer indestructable, though the heroes are not able to get rid of them so easily.
  • Boss Wolf: ".... Makes sense. Otherwise my ass would've already been kicked by now by old sis. But still, ya think this Adversary Stone would do better then that!"
  • ???: Oh, BW!!! (Boss Wolf saw Luna without any of her royal attire, neither her crown, slippers, or crest, which frightened Boss Wolf)
  • Boss Wolf: Oh, f*** no!
  • Luna: Come to mama, and wet my face with your loving kisses! I want my handsome creature of the night on my side!
  • Boss Wolf: (Tom screamed and ran off as Luna gave chase)
  • Lord Shen: "ARE YOU SERIOUS!? PRINCESS LUNA IS SERIOUSLY QUILIFIVEABLE AS AN ADVERSARY TO BOSS WOLF!? Granted, Mantis' fangirl and 2016 Kaa are here, but I hardly call obcessive girls adversari-"
  • Cobra smacks Shen in the head!
  • Lord Shen: "Oh right, fighting for my life! (Resumes fighting Mang)!"
  • Boss Wolf was running from a naked Luna!
  • (Great Sage): (He appeared in Boss Wolf's eyes) Boss Wolf, listen to me! I've fought in this arena before, so I've had PLENTY of experience of the Adversary Crystal's abilities.
  • Boss Wolf: Well, don't just stand there and blur my sights like one of those squiggly lines! HOW DO I GET RID OF A FLIRTY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT?!?
  • (Great Sage): The Adversary Crystal manifests not just enemies, but it also manifests unpleasant things that give you chills, such as this Princess Luna's crush on you. It's only heightened to the point where she would be full-on fueled by lust. You need to beat the manifestation by tackling it's one weakness.
  • Boss Wolf: LUNA IS IMMORTAL!!! AND IF I JUST USED MORALITY SICKNESS ON HER, OR EVEN ATTACKED HER FOR THAT MATTER, SHE'D TURN INTO HER NIGHT-SEEKING ALTER EGO AND F*** ME UP!!!
  • (Great Sage):... Then the only way to stop it from chasing you is to give it exactly what it wants!
  • Boss Wolf:... Oh, no! I HOPE you are not suggesting what I THINK you're suggesting!
  • (Great Sage): "Do you not wish to keep my brother away from power?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeah, but-"
  • (Great Sage): "Then consider it a free practice for when you one day have to either process your true feelings or at least calm your obcesser down! Do it for my people to keep them from just making relations between them and Rabodans worse!"
  • Boss Wolf:... (Sighs) Every fiber of my being wants to puke at once when I do this...but... (Immediately turns around and kisses Luna on the lips for 5 seconds, causing Luna to fall and disintegrate into a flurry of hearts, as Boss Wolf sputters and barfed)... Oh, GOD, I'd BETTER not do that again in the future! Yeeecchh!!!
  • Icky: (Having recorded this on his iPhone, scoffing until Jerky plowed into him and kicked him in the groin as he Tom screams)
  • Jerky: YEAH, IT'S NOT FUNNY NOW, IS IT, ICK-FOR-BRAINS?!? (Punches the groin multiple times until he smacks Icky away, holding his groin in pain)
  • Icky: I'M IN PAIN!!! (Suddenly, two Queen of Hearts Soldiers from the Queen of Diamonds' usurpation came in and grabbed him, holding him up together as he screams when they run towards Jerky's balled-up fist as everything faded white when he hit) KYAAHKK!!!
  • Gilda: OOOOHHH, RIGHT IN THE BEAK!!
  • Jerky: FEED HIM TO THE SHARPTOOTH!
  • Icky:... Shashashasha-shashasha-shasha... SHASHASHASHA-SHASHASHA-SHASHA... SHARPTOOTH?!? (Sharptooth himself was summoned and roaring)...
  • SCREAM
  • Icky: (Screams the longest Tom scream as he was about to be fed to Sharptooth)
  • Gilda: (Knocks Sharptooth out, literally tears the card soldiers in half, and kicks Jerky in the balls again as he Tom screams and saves Icky)
  • Suddenly, the Armasti leaped up and aimed to get Gilda!
  • Icky: "GILDS, INCOMING ONE-EYED GOAT-MAN!?"
  • Gilda: (Punched it in the eye as it roared in pain) YEAH, IS THAT EVEN MORE OF A PAIN THAN A LACK OF DEPTH PERCEPTION?!
  • Pleakley: HEY, AS AN ALIEN WITH DEPTH PERCEPTION, I RESENT TH- (Gets pounced on by Leroys as he screamed)! I FORGOT ABOUT THE LEROYS!? AHHHH?!
  • Gilda: Sorry Pleaks.
  • Icky: "Yeah way to get Pleakley attacked by Stitch recolors."
  • Gilda: "Aw, shut up."
  • Miguel and Tuilo still ran from the bull!
  • (Great Sage): (He appeared in their eyes)...Miguel, Tulio! This bulath-like creature may seem tough for you, but there's a way for you to avoid it.
  • Miguel: HEY, YOU'RE BLOCKING OUR VISION!!!
  • (Great Sage): I'm only blocking your vision by 25%. You'll still see perfectly. Anyway, the bulath-like creature CAN be used to your advantage. You can try and steer it into the other manifestations fighting your teammates.
  • Tulio:...Are you suggesting... RIDING the bull?!? THIS IS NOT A F****** RODEO!!!
  • (Great Sage): Just let me guide you onto the bull's back.
  • Miguel: Oh, and how are you supposed to do THAT? Has the crystal ever summoned these 'Bulaths' in the battlefield before?
  • Tulio: Besides, I'd expect people like Sandy or her AUU counterpart to know how to do s*** like THAT!
  • (Great Sage): Just trust me! Try ramming it into a wall and daze it long enough for you to jump on it.
  • Miguel/Tulio: RAM IT?!? HOW THE HELL DO WE DO THAT?!?
  • (Great Sage): Just try!
  • Tulio:...(The two looked at each other and gulped)...Well, if we can outrun and outsmart a giant Stone Jaguar, we sure as hell can do the same to THIS beast! (The bull continued chasing them as they ended up dodging and avoiding it until they ended up knocking it into a wall, dazing it long enough for them to use a rope as a rein to ride the bull)...THIS IS BALLS-CRAZY!!!
  • Miguel: THIS BETTER WORK!! (The bull struggled as Tulio and Miguel did as well, holding on for dear life as they ended up getting the hang of it, and ended up cheering and ramming the bull into different manifestations as each of them disintegrated when the bull charged into them)
  • Trixie was still running from the Ursa Minor!
  • Trixie: "WHY IS IT THAT I KEEP BEING REMINDED OF THIS ONE PARTICULAR UPSET ABOUT THE URSA MINOR?!"
  • Gilda: "(Protecting Icky from Jerky while holding off the Armasti) JUST DO WHAT TWILIGHT DID?! YOUR MAGIC'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR THAT NOW?!"
  • Trixie: "BUT I DON'T HAVE THE ITEMS NEEDED TO SUBDUE THIS THING!?"
  • Gilda:...Uh...Trixie?...Behind you? (Tremors were heard as Trixie looked behind her to see something big as her eyes cartoonishly engorged as a glass-shatter sound was heard, as the Ursa Major approached her)
  • Trixie:...
  • SCREAM, AGAIN
  • Trixie: (Does the same long Tom scream as she runs like hell) I WASN'T TRYING TO HURT YOUR BABY, I WAS TRYING TO PUT IT TO SLEEP!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! DON'T HURT MEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!! (The Ursa Major and Minor chased her around, but in the process, ended up causing them to stomp on multiple enemies)
  • Tulio: (As he and Miguel were still riding the bull)...Well, at least Trixie's good at using a manifestation against others, too!
  • Miguel: LESS CRY, MORE RIDE!!! (They struck down Edgar and the Chef)
  • Trixie: (Whines unintelligible dialogue as she cries running from the two giant bears)
  • Vancer: WHOA! THAT'S A GIANT SPACE BARBEAR!!!
  • Dr. Cockroach: (As the Ursa Major was about to stomp on them) FOOT!!! (The Ursa Major stepped on B.O.B, who survived thanks to his elasticity)
  • B.O.B: I got'em, you guys! I go- (He was stepped on for a brief moment)...Don't worry, I won't let go! I'm wearing her do- (He was stepped on as the Ursa Major saw it stepped on B.O.B and roared "Ooh, I think I stepped in something!" Then it brushed B.O.B across the ground as he screamed like Plankton when SpongeBob did the same thing until B.O.B came off and she continued to give chase as B.O.B restored himself moaning)
  • Ginormica: You okay, B.O.B?
  • B.O.B: Now I know what it's like to be like Plankton! (Galaxhar's robot was about to step on them, as Galaxhar chuckles wickedly.)
  • Dr. Cockroach: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) 'NOTHER FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! (Ginromica grew in size)
  • Ginormica: HEY, UM!!! (It got the Ursa Major's attention)
  • B.O.B: (Chuckles) She said 'Um'!
  • Ginormica: I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR KID AND PUT HIM IN A ZOO!!! (Gazelle was not amused, while manageing to avoid a cheap-shot from Senator White just in time!)...
  • Duke: Hey, it's better than saying she would make him into a coat! (Dodged a grab attempt by a cop!)
  • Ginormica: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?!? (The Ursa Major charge after her as she avoided her by shrinking again and went right under the Ursa Major's body as she struck Galaxhar's robot. with Galaxhar riding on it, cowerding before the ineditable! before it could step on B.O.B, causing the both of them, including the following Ursa Minor, to dissipate upon hitting the ground)... The bigger they are, the harder they dissipate!
  • Trixie: (Continues screaming like a spaz until she realized she wasn't being chased)...(Chuckles)...YES! I'm okay! I'M OKA- (Latifier wearing the Alicorn Amulet suddenly appeared behind her)...
  • Latifier: Hi!
  • Trixie:... Fate?... Why must you fart in my direction? (She was being chased again)
  • Donkey: (Screams as he was still being chased by the 'PINATA' intoxicants and Farquaad's forces)
  • Queen of Hearts: (Continued chasing the Wonderlandians with her card-men still shouting "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!")
  • Captain Hook: COME HERE, SMEE?! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AND THOSE LATE TRICK-OR-TREATERS WALK A PLANK TO OBLIVION!!! (He and his pirates continued chasing Smee and the Lost Boys)
  • Squidward: (Screamed like hell as he ran away from Squilliam riding the Sea Bear as it began to transform into a Sea Rhinoceros)... OH, COME ON, TIME OUT!! HOW IS THAT FAIR!? A SEA BEAR CAN'T TURN INTO A SEA RHINO- (The Rhino lashed it's horn at him as he continues screaming)
  • Squilliam: I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR IMPERSONATING ME!!!
  • Brandy: (Holding Whiskers, Lola and Ed Otter as Gaspar and his Monkeys and the other Brandy and Mr. Wiskers enemies continued to chase them)
  • Mr. Whiskers: THIS MUST BE THE END, CUZ' MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!! (Several photos of that continued until the ham came) Hey, wait, that's not my life!
  • Chi Fu: (Screamed like a girl again as he was being chased by Shun-Yu's Elite Huns! Every other chase among the heroes occurred until they ended up crashing into each other, causing them all to dissipate)
  • The group have were seen having crashed into eachother....
  • Squidward: "..... Ow."
  • Mr. Dodo: "Well that's ONE way to resolve your issues."
  • Chi Fu: "Though not the most less painful solution."
  • Magnum was still being beaten up by Queen Jerrina!
  • Queen Jerrina: "Look how (Weeses), Truely helpless you are (Weeses), without your fancy magic stick, Penelope! You couldn't even fight an old lady like myself (Weeses)."
  • Magnum: "To be fair, your several times my size and with the strentgh of a cargo carrier mech! Age is obviously not a great restirction!"
  • Queen Jerrina: "I don't know what Ztingerella ever saw in you! Your just another worthless Hynoma in my eyes!"
  • Magnum: I sure wouldn't expect YOU to understand! You NEVER did before!
  • Magnum punched Jerrina hard enough in the face as Jerrina yelped, mistakenly lets go of Magum to cover her pained face, as Magnum reverse flips back to the staff and grabs it!
  • Magnum: But if it helps, both Zting and I are remorseful that you are gone, because you deserved a peacefuler end then what Qui had forced the Lougers to do. (She casts a powerful magical blast that disintegrated her in an instant)... But you will still be remembered disfondly for your actions, even by the Skeetraziod people. Zting will NEVER be proud of what you've done, even if she DOES miss you in the slightest.
  • Xandy: (Duels with Xerxes)
  • Xerxes: YOUR SPECIES WILL PAY DEARLY FOR MY PARENTS' DEATHS AND FOR RUINING MY LIFE! AND FOR WHAT?! A WATER TOWER?! IT'S FINE IF IT WAS A HISTORIC PIECE, BUT HONESTLY!?
  • Xandy: Hey, I know that was stupid of them to do that, and that they never did that before the billion other times that old thing fell apart, but..... Actselly, admitingly, that was an out-of-character moment. They clearly chould've just repaired it. I mean, my town wasn't exactly rich, but dispite our simpler life sytile, we weren't flat-out poor in a poverty state, even dispite the kind of times Carbunga was in. Better opitions existed.
  • Xerxes: WELL, THEY SHOULD'VE GONE TO THAT INSTEAD OF WHAT THEY CHOOSEN?! AND THEY CERTAINLY CAN'T HIDE BEHIND THE POOR EXCUSE CAUSE OF THAT?!
  • Xandy: Hey, in all fairness, you aren't exactly an improvement when you deside to geniside an entire race because some of us acted stupid!
  • Xerxes: Why are you suddenly justifying their actions, you little sea-vrat?!?.... Though ratherly poorly, to be bluntly honest.
  • Xandy: BECAUSE MY AUNT AND UNCLE SAID SO!! THEY WEREN'T THAT FOND OF THE S*** THEY PULLED ON YOUR KINGDOM EITHER!!! MAYBE IT TURNED OUT THE WATER TOWER WASN'T SO EASILY FIXABLE NOW-A-DAYS AT THE TIME, OR MAYBE THE LEADER AT THE TIME JUST GOT GREEDY OUT OF NOWHERE?! WHO'S TO SAY?! AND YEAH, I AGREE, EVEN WHAT THEY DID TO YOUR PARENTS, IS NOT EXCUSEABLE FOR ANY REASON, ESPEICALLY NOT OVER A WATER TOWER OR BEING ABIT POOR!? Which I did established that it wasn't THAT much of an issue. BUT YOU WEREN'T AN IMPROVEMENT TO THAT PROBLEM?! AND, NEWS FLASH, MY RACE SETTLED THEIR DIFFERENCES AND FIXED YOUR SOCIETY SINCE YOU LAID WASTE TO MY HOMETOWN!!! WHEN THEY HEARD OF HOW MUCH OF AN IMPACT THERE WAS ON YOU, THEY ACTUALLY FELT SORRY FOR YOU! THEY DIDN'T WANT THEIR ACTS TO GO UNREDEEMED! YOU WERE JUST TOO FOCUSED ON REVENGE AND DECLARING A GENOCIDE TO EVEN LEARN THAT WE WERE AT LEAST SHOWING SOME REDEMPTION!!! But what the hell am I saying, you're not the REAL Xerxes! You're just a manifestation, so ANYTHING I just said changes nothing.
  • Vancer: (Recording the whole thing on his oPhone) Not to worry, Xand-Xand, I got it all recorded in case we should EVER meet that son of a bitch again! (He continued dodging Molah the Huge)
  • Xandy: MUCH OBLIGED, VANCE! Anyway, I beat you before, I can do it again!
  • Xerxes: Technically, you didn't do jack-s***! I was just killed in a sense thanks to unexpected circumstance, only to be brought back by a magical beaked creature. You just stood there doing nothing!
  • Xandy: But I STILL dodged you for all these years. This should be no different! (They continued dueling)
  • Aurlena was holding off the doctor.
  • Aurlena: ".... Wow, Xandy has a serious grudgematch with that guy."
  • Clifton was overwealming one of his older foes.
  • Clifton: "Oh yeah, Xandy and Old Xerx go way back! Like me and my four faverite chuckle heads who tried to go after my home planet!"
  • Samantha: Though it DOES concern me why her species did what they did to Xerxes. They're usually not that bad to interact with.
  • Magnum: Well, apparently, she said that she felt that her aunt and uncle didn't tell her the complete truth about the incident. I don't know, it's probably because they were afraid of how she would react after learning about the incident itself from Xerxes and almost falling for it.
  • Clifton: Well, we'll worry about that some other time after we whoop the ass off of a misguided reptilian sorcerer. (Continued fighting his opponents)
  • Cobra snags Shen around a tangled grip!
  • Cobra: "Any final words of pitiful self-righteousness? Or would you rather decide to boast about how much of a little wuss you are considering you fell for a princess of heart? Tell me your choice!"
  • Lord Shen: You insulting piece of-
  • Cobra: (In his face) TELL ME YOUR CHOICE!!!!
  • Lord Shen: AHHH!! JESUS, THAT WAS LOUD AND IT REEKED!!! Clearly manifestations don't know what hygiene is!
  • Cobra: I'm waiting!
  • Lord Shen:... Very well, then! I choose THIS! (Takes out his blades and slashes at Cobra, freeing him from his grip as he fought him the same way his last fight with Po ended up, with him striking a wound on Cobra's cheek, and ending up using his sword to slice Cobra in half, as the two halves disintegrate)... Is this crystal supposed to offer ANY challenge? I mean, all Cobra did was play me for a fool multiple times! I don't think there's a SINGLE enemy I know that can scare off my tail feathers!
  • ???: Hello, Shen! (His Dark Half from The Dark Side of Lord Shen appeared)...
  • Lord Shen:... Meep!
  • Dark Shen: "If that idiotic serpent wasn't good enough, THEN HOW'S ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Wait wait wait I TAKE IT BACK?!"
  • Dark Shen: TOO LATE! (He bursts in energy as he literally scared the tail feathers off of Shen as he ran off)
  • Tong Fo: (Continued fighting Peng and Lian with his men)
  • Peng: NEVER, THREATEN, MY WAY OF LIFE, AGAIN!!!
  • Tong Fo: (Takes out the same poison needle he used in the Kung Fu Fight Club episode)... I won't! Because it will already be gone!
  • Lian: (They both dodged every swipe of the needle as they later ended up disarming him and kicking him into a wall)
  • The Goons charge in, and after getting beaten up off-screen, they hit the wall right next to Tong Fo with broken teeth, and teeth that fall completely out of the mouth, black eyes, and bruises...
  • Tong Fo:... Fu- (They dissipated away)
  • Peng: Yeah, you BETTER dissipate!
  • Shifu: (He, Po, and the Furious Five beat all the villains)... Thank goodness that was resolved.
  • Viper:... WHEW! That was TOO close!
  • Sirr Hiss slithered about as Prince John chased him, only for Miguel and Tuilo to ran him over on the bull!
  • Sir Hiss: "..... WHEW! Thank goodness for that! I need to get out of here before someone worse then PJ shows up!?"
  • ???: Oh, you mean like ME?!? (Emperor Fang himself appeared)
  • Sir Hiss: (Blabbers in the same way he was mocking Prince John in his presence)... F-F-F-Fang?!?
  • Fang: YOU COST ME MY EMPIRE!!! AND YOU SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED, BROTHER!!!
  • Sir Hiss: "But brother, you don't have the Fang Empire anymore. Nor your magic. Your, basicly on your own and would be overwealmed in minutes. How do you plan to surpass that?"
  • Fang: "I...... I......... I........."
  • Silence.
  • Fang: "...... DAMN IT?! (POOFS)!"
  • Sir Hiss: "..... Oh, Fang..... He was never really good at hindsight."
  • Sparx: HAH! What a total loser!
  • ???: Oh, SPAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAARX?!? (He looks behind to see an entire harem of Female Dragon Realms Fairies)...
  • Sparx: HOLY TIT BISCUITS!!! (Whistles attractively)
  • Spyro: SPARX, NO!!! THE CRYSTAL IS TRYING TO PLAY YOU!!!
  • Fairy #1: Come here, Sparx! I wanna gargle your *****, and let you grab our ****** **** ******** ***** ******!
  • Sparx: FINALLY!! A FEMALE FAIRY WHO WILLNGLY GIVES HER BODY TO ME!!! AT LEAST NOW I WON'T MAKE A MESS!!! COME TO PAPA, BABE!!! (Flies after them)
  • Fairy #2: Kiss us!
  • Sparx: I WILL!!! (Suddenly, it's revealed that the fairies are Changelings which prepare to grab him until Spyro burns them into dissipation)... OH, THAT WAS SO NOT COOL!!!
  • Spyro: Tell me about it. You just CANNOT control your sexuality.
  • Cynder: Besides, don't you already HAVE a love interest?
  • Sparx: "THAT'S THE PROBLEM?! As of now, Fire and I aren't yet a thing! And because I'm still single, almost any pretty face is gonna get to me until I finally land a girlfriend! I..... Wait, weren't you two dealing Male-Joke and The Baboon Viking?"
  • Cynder: "We dealt with Gaul, but we were able to lose Malefor for the time being. We noticed you weren't with us, so we had to find you while we waited to recover."
  • Spyro: Besides, we knew you couldn't handle yourself. After all, you wouldn't last a SECOND without me.
  • Sparx: Gee, thanks! You're a REAL friend!
  • ???: THERE YOU TWO RUNTS ARE!!! (Malefor landed in front of them)
  • Sparx: AAAAGGGHHH!!! (Hides behind Spyro)
  • Spyro:... See? You wouldn't last without me!
  • Malefor: (The three dragons got into an elemental lock as they ended up blasting Malefor into oblivion)
  • Spyro:... You know what? Why are we dealing with each villain one-by-one when we should be WORKING TOGETHER AGAINST ALL OF THEM?!?
  • Icky was about to say something!
  • Spyro: "OTHER THEN BECAUSE OF THE PLOT, ICKY!?"
  • SpongeBob: Well, to answer your question, THE VILLAINS ARE PRETTY MUCH DOING THE SAME THING!!! (He and Patrick were cornered by Dennis as the other Lodgers were surrounded in a circle fighting off their signature villains) So, it's gonna be PRETTY hard to deal with them!
  • Dennis: You gained bigger guts since the last time we met, kid! But they're STILL no harder to rip out than the many others I've been paid to rip the guts out of.
  • Patrick: Well, too bad for you, tough guy, we're not running from you anymore! Since 2004, we've grown BIG! Basically, me and Squidward were taught karate and... We didn't do quite well with it, I was out of control, and Squidward only ended up doing it for personal gain, we DID more or le- (Dennis punched him into the air like he did with the Head Thug and Mufasa as his pants and underwear flew off as he crashed through the roof, his butt showing)... Owch!
  • SpongeBob:... Well, I didn't wanna have to do this... (Takes out his bubble solution and splashes it in Dennis' eyes)
  • Dennis: MY EYES!! (Screams as he dissipates)
  • SpongeBob:... Holy Neptune, that actually worked.
  • Patrick: (Still naked and his head is stuck in the roof)... Did we win?
  • Iago: Oh, PLEASE, someone put his pants back on him! We don't wanna see- (He was suddenly grabbed by Jafar as Patrick started falling and Jafar used Iago as a shield)... This is going to be unpleasant! (Patrick landed on him) OOF!... This... Is going to be, one of those trips!
  • Sandy: (Shoryukens Hank before he could use the same naked-ifying ray he used before as he groaned in pain, his groan echoing)... KO! I win!
  • ???: Not quite yet, Master Sandy! (Master Udon appeared)
  • Sandy:... Oh, for crying out loud, I thought you changed since you moved into the Dead Celebrities Club!
  • Udon: Fool! I am just a manifestation! That's no match for what goes on in your mind!
  • Sandy: "Your right, that was almost very patrick of me to ask you that."
  • Patrick: "HEY!?"
  • Sandy: "It may be hurtful, but it's not inactreate."
  • SpongeBob: ("Please let her fight in her swimsuit, please let her fight in her swimsuit, please let her-")
  • Sandy: SPONGEBOB, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, STOP WITH THE SELF-THOUGHTS, BECAUSE I'M STAYIN' CLOTHED FOR THIS ONE! (She and Udon charged as train noise occurred, but they passed each other, then started to fight)
  • SpongeBob:... Tartar sauce!
  • Squidward: (Runs by while being chased by an overbearing version of SpongeBob) OH, LET IT GO, CHEESEHEAD!! (He screams as he continued to be chased)
  • Puss: (He dodged Jack and Jill's light-triggered blaster and dodged their pigs) TRUST ME, AMIGOS, YOU NO WANT TO MAKE THE CAT ANGRY!!!
  • Jack: Oh, like we're supposed to be scared of an antihero whose unaware of whose side he needs to be on!
  • Puss: (He manages to slash his claws and sword on them after knocking out their pigs, and effectively shreds their gun and their clothes as they covered their half-naked bodies, and dissipated in defeat)... Like I said... NEVER make the cat angry!
  • Mr. Krabs: (He continued screaming and being chased by Howerd Blandy and the shark lawyers)
  • Shark Lawyer #1: GET OVER HERE!! DO NOT RUN FROM THE LAW!!! (They were suddenly rammed by Miguel and Tulio on the bull)
  • Mr. Krabs:... Whew!
  • ???: I'VE COME BACK TO TAKE YOU TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER, KRABS!!! (The Flying Dutchman came)
  • Mr. Krabs: Aw, come on!! WILL THESE MANIFESTATIONS EVER END?!?
  • SpongeBob: (Gets in the Dutchman's way) NOT SO FAST! (He shows the same face he used in 'Scaredy Pants' to scare the Dutchman into dissipating)
  • Merlock: I WILL DESTROY THE REST OF THE PURE HYENA CLAN, STARTING WITH YOU, YOU SLOBBERING MANGY STU-
  • Shenzi: Finish that sentence! I DARE you! I STILL haven't forgotten the last of the Pure Hyena Clan's spells. I sure as hell can use it again. (Banzai and Ed joined her growling)
  • Merlock:...Oh, I'm supposed to be scared by a bunch of hyenas? Well, try THIS on for size! (Transforms into a Gladiozont and roars)
  • Shenzi: OKAY, THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!! WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIGURE TO TURN INTO THAT?!
  • Merlock: "I once wished to have automatic knowledge of ALL creatures of our universe and beyond!"
  • Banzai: ".... OH THANKS ALOT, GENE?!"
  • Gene the Genie: "I COULDN'T'VE HELPED IT AT THE TIME?!"
  • Shenzi: WET YOURSELVES AND RUN!! (Ed laughed hysterically as they ran from the Gladiozont Merlock as he cornered them in every direction until it ended up in the same situation as the Penguins and X)... MERLOCK! (They turned around) MERLOCK! (They went another direction in the middle of a crowd) MERLOCK! (They went in another direction in the crowd)... MERLOCK AGAIN!!! (They suddenly got tired)...
  • Merlock:... You done?
  • Banzai:... Spell?
  • Shenzi: Spell! You'll have to distract him while I gather energy!
  • Banzai: Oh, that doesn't sound THAT bad-
  • Shenzi: For five minutes!
  • Banzai:... BALLS! BUT IT'S A FRICKING GLADIOZONT!!! YOU KNOW HOW VICIOUS THOSE GUYS ARE SINCE OUR LAST AUU ADVENTURE!!!
  • Shenzi: JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT!!!
  • Banzai:... (Sighs) You heard her, Ed! Let's get this bitch! (Ed laughs sinisterly as they began holding off the Gladiozont Merlock as Shenzi hummed 'Chargin' My Attack' and as Banzai and Ed got their butts kicked, Shenzi finished as she shined the spell on him, destroying and dissipating him)
  • Shenzi:... Just for that, I'll only promise ONE small kiss!
  • Banzai:... Yaaaaay! (Coughs)
  • DuBois: COME TO MAMA, LION!! (She was chasing Team Alex as nothing hindered an obstacle to her as usual)
  • Marty: DOGGONE IT, WHERE ARE THE PENGUINS WHEN YOU NEED EM?!?
  • Skipper: (As they were cornered by their enemies)... Rico? Get the jumbo-size pack of M&Ms! (Rico actually hacked out a jumbo sized bag bigger than him as many of the heroes barfed at that in battle, either helping them or distracting them. Then Rico swallowed the entire bag as Skipper used him as a gun that shot down not just their enemies, but also DuBois while she was to distracted on Team Alex, as well as many others)
  • Sage's Brother:... WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE EHAEXON DEMONS OF THE BOUNDARY CLUSTER?!?
  • Jerky: "(Gets hit by M&Ms) OW!? I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS?! I WAS EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE?! I-"
  • (Icky): YOU ARE NO EMPEROR, BEEF-JERKY!!! (Comes in and kicks him in the balls as he Tom screams again)
  • Jerky: AAHHH!!! THE BALLS!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GODDAMN BALLS?!? (Growls) SHARPTOOTH, SIK'IM!!! (Sharptooth roared and started chasing Icky around)
  • Spyro: (He got in front of Baloo and Bagheera, using his fire breath to scare Shere Khan into dissipating)...
  • Baloo:... Well, THAT was close!
  • Kaa: GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!!! (He was still being chased and stalked by 2016 Kaa)
  • 2016 Kaa: Trusssssssssst in me!
  • Kaa: I DON'T TRUST YOU ANYMORE THAN A MANCUB WOULD TO BOTH OF US!!! YOU'RE JUST A NEW MEANING TO MY METHODS OF PREDATION GIVEN A NEW TWIST!!! (Shivers)
  • 2016 Kaa: I don't blame you- (She was suddenly bitten by Bagheera, as a glass-shatter sound and a shattering of the camera lens around 2016 Kaa's eyes was seen and she screamed and dissipated)
  • Bagheera: We don't have time for THAT sort of nonsense, thank you!
  • Sam: (They continued to fight their usual enemies until they all fell and dissipated)... And that takes care of THAT!
  • Max: Yep. It gets so easier to beat their hinnies every year.
  • Max Cat: (Continues running away from the dogs until they ran into Desoto and Roscoe and the other dogs as they distracted them while Max ran away, and when he did, the stray dogs split)
  • Dodger: Geez, Roscoe, and I thought by now, you'd lose your sick sense of humor.
  • Roscoe: You kidding? Watch THIS! IT'S EVERYONE'S UNBIRTHDAY!!!
  • Vancer: The f***'s an unbir-
  • ???: IT IS?!? (A large confetti and firework explosion disorients most of the fighting crowd) A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE HERE!!!
  • Kowalski: I THINK THAT WOULD HURT WORSE THAN IF PINKIE HAD A PARTY NUKE! Owww!
  • Roscoe:... See? THAT'S more funny than kicking something! (Chuckles)
  • Cynder:... And I have been proven that the trick can be both a pro, AND a con!
  • Sparx: But at least you weakened many of the OTHER villains we're fighting, muttski!... Whoopsie! (Because of this, Dragutha, the Stray Dogs after Max, the Fossa, Mim, and Hades were easily beaten by their respective enemies)
  • Roscoe and Desoto stare blankly.....
  • Desoto: ".... Our master will NEVER let us live this down!"
  • Cynder: "Ha! Even when you used it to try and hurt us, it was STILL helpful!"
  • Sparx: Yeah, so why don't you go jump in a frozen lake outside?
  • Desoto: Why don't YOU get yourselves screwed? (The two attacked until Spyro shocked them with his electric breath as they were shocked into dissipation)
  • Tito: YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! Those two bastards think they're so tough? Pbbbbbt, what a bunch of losers! (High-fives Francis)
  • Ratigan: (He rides his blimp as he tries to find Fidget)... WHERE ARE YOU?!?
  • ???: HEY! (Fidget appears in a seemingly-harmless location)
  • Fidget: You STINK like the RAT you are! (Raspberries)
  • Ratigan: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (Flies towards him)
  • Fidget: NOW!!! (Zosimo comes out with a restrained Glowrod and a digitally-constructed turret system)
  • Ratigan: (Screams as the gunfire shot him down and he dissipated when he hit the ground)
  • Fidget: OH, THE HUMANITY!!! (Chuckles)
  • Zosimo: Alrighty, Fidget. Just see if you can make our strategy to dealing with these motherf****** work!
  • Fidget: I'll try!
  • Vancer: (He was constantly dodging all four of Molah's punching arms, even when he took out four awesome-looking guns to go with it) I SEE YOU'RE STILL USING THOSE ILLEGAL FIREARMS!! Then again, you ALWAYS use them when you fight me.
  • Molah: The Qooler Munitions are the BEST illegal firearms in the black market, of course! Their power is notorious for dealing death to any neir-do-wells like YOU! BUT YOU ARE JUST TOO HARD TO HIT WITH THESE THINGS!!! (Continues firing the guns)
  • Vancer: That's because I'M TOO FAST! SO GET READY FOR THE VANCE LANCE DANCE, BIG-BOY!!! (Takes out his dual blasters and fired at him)
  • Molah: (Suddenly, the Sage's Brother augmented the Qooler guns as they did more damage, so much that Vancer almost got struck until he kicked him in the groin, then the stomach, and then punched him in the face unconscious as he and his equipment dissipated)
  • Vancer: So long, butt-breath! (Laughs)
  • Rumpelstilskin Witch #1: Well, ladies, looks like we'll have to get out the big guns! (They got up on their brooms and started circling the battlefield throwing either pumpkin bombs, apple smoke bombs, or throwing skull-grappling chains as the heroes were easily able to outwit them, and Shrek got his own achievement of flinging a witch off her broom as she charged in)
  • Rumpelstilskin: PIED PIPER! IF YOU WILL?!?... PP?
  • ???: (Scoffs) He said 'pee-pee'! (Donkey and Puss had already dealt with Pied Piper before he could use his hypnotizing flute)
  • Donkey: Pray for mercy from Puss...
  • Puss: And DONKEY!
  • Rumpelstilskin:... DAMMIT! (Shrek pooted him into a wall as he crashes into a wall, and while everyone near the fart cloud's radius were quick enough to avoid the smell, the villains were passed out by the gas and dissipated) (Rumpelstilskin barfed as he dissipated, and his forces did so as well)
  • ???: It's not done yet, ogre! (Farquaad and Fairy Godmother appeared)
  • Farquaad: GUARDS! (His knights appeared, lead by Prince Charming who, as usual, waved his hair around as Fairy Godmother augmented them with her magic) Get them!
  • Puss: Aye carumba! (They suddenly get plowed over and dissipated by Miguel and Tulio)
  • Miguel: YIPPIE-KI-YAY!!!...
  • Tulio:... Did the bull jerk you back a little too hard?
  • Miguel: OH, COME THE F*** ON!!!
  • Tulio: I'M NOT COMING THE F*** ON! WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO!!! (They ran off)
  • Donkey: HAH!
  • Shrek: I guess you underestimated us!
  • Fairy Godmother: The only things WE underestimated were those knights! If you want something evil done right, you have to do it your evil self! (Fires her wand as Shrek took out a mirror that reflected it back at her and caused her to turn into water again)
  • Donkey: HAH! AGAIN!!
  • Devon: (He and Cornwall were still running from the canterlotian dragons screaming)
  • Cornwall: GOT ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!?
  • Devon: How about we STOP running like cowerds and START flying and barbequing!
  • Cornwall: "HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT THOSE JERKS!? THEY'RE BIGGER AND OUTNUMBER US!?"
  • Spyro: Allow ME! (He unleashes a Fire Fury that scatters the dragons and dissipates them)
  • Cornwall:... AW, MAN, I WANTED US TO DO IT!
  • Devon: Oh, shut up, you two-faced moron!
  • Cornwall: Well, considering what we are, I'd say that's a pretty accurate description!
  • Spyro: Let's just go, guys, and don't jinx your flying! (They flew off)
  • Clifton: (Takes out both of his guns and fires them both at once at his enemies as they defended themselves however they could until Grosvenor took out his 4 energy swords, spun them amazingly, and then leaped after him as he rolled out of the way as he fired at him, yet his energy blades reflected his gunfire and he jumped out of the way before he could be sliced. The monkey-like creature then aims his gun arm at the moving Clifton and fires rockets that seek him out as he gymnastically avoided them until they accidentally struck Grosvenor as he died in the same way General Grievous did)
  • Beacher: Oh way to shoot an ally down, Wens!
  • Wenceslas: (Dubbed as Stewie and aiming his gun arm at him) Oh, sorry, WHA?!?
  • Beacher: "OY! No need to get violent with that fancy cyber stuff! It was only constructive criticisum."
  • Wenceslas: Yeah, that's what I tho- (Clifton blasted him into dissipation)
  • Clifton:... Next time, keep your eye on the birdie! (Beacher Charged as Clifton jumped right on him and started riding him straight into Dartagnan as he screamed like a girl and struck him until he dissipated) (He punched him, but due to the armor, it hurt) OWCH!!! MY FIST!! Okay, I maybe should've realised that punching you is NEVER a bright idea, Beach.
  • Beacher: (Gaffaws), Looks like your out of tricks, Clifton. (Grappled him off and prepared to ram him into a wall until Peepers and Jeepers came in with guns)
  • Peepers/Jeepers: (Beeped, "Hey, BITCH!")
  • Beacher: "Now what's all this then?"
  • Clifton: "A NEW trick up my sleve!"
  • Clifton slided off of Beacher!
  • Beacher: ".... Ohhh, rubbish-"
  • The bot duo shot him with massive blasts that dissipated him
  • Clifton:... WOW, you two! You saved me! I guess that Three Laws Installation paid off pretty well.
  • Screeched Death: (He and Samantha were in a magical beam lock as they were evenly-matched in power)... OH, GOD, WE HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR 5 MINUTES!!! WILL THIS LOCK EVER END!
  • ???: Allow me! (Clifton, Peepers, and Jeepers came in and aimed their guns at his head)... Any last words?
  • Screeched Death: Um... You wouldn't shoot an old dinosaur, would you? (They blasted his head off as the rest of his body dissipated)
  • Clifton:... Well maybe not the REAL you, by much, but since your just a magical re-creation, I think I'm allowed to go nuts.
  • Samantha:... I see that the Three Laws Installation played well in your robot associates. Now, you just need to deal with the Leader of the Mountain-Destroyer Clan.
  • The Giant Ape charged!
  • Clifton: "..... Got any bottomless pit spells?"
  • Samantha: "Say please."
  • Clifton: "Please."
  • Samantha made a giant bottomless pit appear beneath the giant ape's feet!
  • Giant Ape: "Uh-oh."
  • The Giant Ape fell down with a goofy scream!
  • Clifton: "..... (Sighs), Your awesome babe."
  • Samantha: "Oh save the flattery for the aftermath of battle dear."
  • Ralth: (They continued running from the Piranha as they suddenly turned into a blend between the Piranha of Piranha 3D and Piranha II: The Spawning, flying, scarred, and bizarrely ugly)... I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE THE SAGE'S BROTHER IS MAKING THESE ASSHOLES GET MORE RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS!!!
  • (Sage's Brother): (In their eyes) GET USED TO IT!! (He disappears)
  • Ralth: SAVE UUUU-HUUU-HUUU-HUUUUSSSS!!!
  • (Great Sage): Ralth, Eddy, listen, from what I'm guessing, these creatures are similar to one of those horror movies we Alternate UUniversals have about a mass-mixed blend between a Needyus, a carnha, several extinct predatory fish, and a skyfish-
  • Ralth: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE 20TH CENTURY MOVIES ABOUT CRAZY-AS-F*** MUTANTS THAT EAT PEOPLE!!!
  • (Great Sage):... It was made in 4499 BC!
  • Ralth:... Is that supposed to be the low-budget and stop-motion-and/or-poor-special-effects period of movie history for you?
  • (Great Sage): (Sighs) Movies have been a thing for LONGER than that, AND there were MANY studio worlds at that time, so, in a sense, you COULD say that. Anyway, in that movie, the heroes won by wounding one of the fish and causing them to eat each other.
  • Ralth:... PERFECT! Thanks, Great Sage! (He disappears from their vision)
  • Eddy: How do we do THAT?!?
  • Ralth: Hmm... RICO, FISH!!!
  • Rico: (Gasps fangasmingly, and harmonizes) FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!! (He fires a bazooka and injures a fish! The other creatures looked at the wounded, as the wounded fish snarled what sounded like "Uh-Oh". The Piranha things began to consume themselves at the scent of their own blood until they dissipated)... Awww!
  • Ralth: Oh, don't feel too bad. Not only would they have been BAD to taste, but you would've ended up with another fish disease incident.
  • Creeper: (He was finally being choked by his former master, the Horned King) AHHKK!! AAAHHHKKK!!!
  • Horned King: I SHALL HAVE YOU CAST OFF TO THE BANISHED REALMS FOR BETRAYING ME!!
  • Creeper: AHHK... IN SOME TECNECALITY SIR, AHKK... I DIDN'T REALLY... AAHHKKK!!! TURNED ON YOU!
  • Horned King: BUT YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY ATTEMPTED TO FREE ME BACK FROM THE BANISHED REALMS?! ERGO, YOUR INACTION AND FAILURE TO SEEK ME OUT, COUNTS AS DESERTION, WHICH IS A FORM OF BETRAYAL!? AND ALL BETRAYAL SHALL BE DEALT WITH, IN DEATH!? (Takes out a knife and prepares to stab him until he was struck by Miguel and Tulio on the bull, literally falling apart)
  • Creeper:... (Chuckles) HE'S GONE AGAIN!!! WOOHOO!!! LICK MY HAIRY ASS, YOU-
  • Pain: Okay, no need to overdo your disturbing words. Let's go! (They left)
  • Jumbaa: (He and Pleakley were firing at Leroys with their own guns until they were hopelessly surrounded)... Oh, boy!
  • Leroy #1: Can I do it NOW?
  • Leroy #2: (Sighs) Fine, go ahead!
  • Leroy #1: Alright! (Takes out a ridiculous amount of powerful weapons and shouted this)
"Leroy Jenkins" Sound Clip

"Leroy Jenkins" Sound Clip

  • Tulio: CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!! (He charged into all of them as one of the Leroys scared himself into dissipation upon seeing the Horned King's disembodied head)
  • Count Razoff: (He fought off the Hoodlums, shooting them all until the last one dissipated)... Whew! (He soon saw Savio being beaten up by the elephant until he shot it into dissipating)...That takes care of that!
  • Savio:... Never EVER speak of this to-
  • Count Razoff: It was a f****** manifestation, dumbass! It's not the end of her world! I mean, come on, she'd have to be STUPID to actually think killing a manifested elephant is that big a deal.
  • ???: Oh, it WASN'T that big a deal for sure. (Gazelle appeared)
  • Gazelle: But the problem with it was seeing it happen, which I didn't, thank Darwin!
  • Count Razoff:... Wait, weren't you busy with Whyte? I can't tell if you defeated him considering this large riot.
  • Gazelle: Took care of it.

Cutaway

  • Whyte: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR TAKING AWAY MY ONLY CHANCE TO- (Gazelle blasted him as he turned out abit cooked).... Oh, right....... Your a space messiah...... Should've predicted this. (Poofs into dissipation)

Present

  • Count Razoff:... Wow! That was a quick fight.
  • Gazelle: Actually, it didn't start off that way. The mistake he made there was pausing the fight and monologuing to me. Now, then, I need to go save Duke, wherever that little scamp is.
  • Duke: (Screams like a girl running away from the manifested cops) HEY, I WASN'T ALWAYS A BOOTLEGGER, OKAY?!? I'VE BEEN A COPYRIGHT-NUT SINCE I WAS A KID!! I DID CROSSOVERS AND ZOOTUBE POOPS ON THE INTERNET, AND GOT A GREAT AMOUNT OF VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS!!... This isn't helping me!
  • Gazelle: (Appeared and knocked them all out them into dissipation)
  • Duke:... HAH! BON VOYAGEY, FLATFOOTS!!! NOBODY CAN HARM ME AS LONG AS GISELLE IS HERE!! (Laughs) So you can lick my hairy ass, you-
  • Gazelle: Okay, no need to overdo your disturbing words. Let's go! (They left)
  • Xandy: (She and Xerxes were still fighting) WE FOUGHT FOR A WHOLE HOUR THE FIRST TIME WE MET, XERXES! I CAN GO ANOTHER FULL ONE IF I HAVE TO!
  • Xerxes: That'll be the day, sea-vrat! (He fires a laser from his staff that Xandy rebounded with her sword as she took out her pistol and fired as Xerxes used his staff to put up a red shield)
  • Xandy: HATE it when you do that!
  • Xerxes: I'll be doing a LOT more than THAT when I'm through with you!
  • Xandy: Dude, you're a freaking manifestation of the real thing. I'll be done with you before you can even attack again.
  • Xerxes: Oh, we'll see about tha- (She suddenly stabbed him)...... Perhaps, this is why it's better to not talk while in a fight.... (Death rattles as he dissipated)
  • Xandy... Told you so!
  • Lucky Jack: (He continued being chased by the coyote until Gazelle and Duke came as Duke played a howling noise on his iPhone, causing the coyote to uncontrollably howl so Lucky Jack can step on it's foot and cause it to dissipate in pain)... HAH! Neener-neener-neeeeeener!
  • Duke: Okay, no need to act like a pre-shcooler, bunny!
  • Sandy: (She continued fighting Udon until she got him into the air and karate-kicked him into Elder Lighthead while he had a grip on Miami in slow motion as the two dissipated)... THAT'S FOR MESSIN' WITH TEXAS!!
  • Thief: (He continued running away from the Palace Guards until Miguel and Tulio rammed into them)
  • Miguel: WOW, WE KEEP DOING THIS OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
  • Tulio: JUST SHUT UP AND HOLD ON!
  • Tex: (As he fired wildly at Hudson with a large gun as he dodged) HOLD STILL, YOUNG HUDSON?! BECAUSE OF YOU, THE VA ENDED UP BASICLY DESTROYING ITSELF BY MAKING ITSELF MORE AND MORE REPREHENSIABLE!? I HAD THE POWER TO KEEP THE WORSE OF THE VA IN LINE?!
  • Hudson: I get it, you were a villain who added a code of honor to the Villains Act. Look, I'm not sure if the real you knows about this, but, you were kinda a victim of a conspiracty set up by the Secret Founders.
  • Tex: "Oh, but as the manisfestion of the REAL Tex, he did eventually discover that unfortunate truth! I am based on the dark respects of him, and the Adversary Stone can know about this adversary of it's choose even from afar! Poor me has entered a depression when he discovered that the Secret Founders did this! But his heart found some solice in knowing that the Secret Founders didn't really hated him, rather, they were mislead by a member too much about personal revenge over his tragity in a fateful war holding a seize-fire over Kraansmas! He felt that He/I were making the VA too soft for his aim for satisfaction against punishing the force respondsable for his family's death! So the fool was punished ever since the Grooka mess, and not only was booted out of the Secret Founders, but was anomamously exposed as one!"
  • Hudson: "You mean that Tolken Jerk? We're still working on busting that creep! So, the other secret founders didn't really had a thing against you?"
  • Tex: "Well, the majority were neutrol at best. They only appresiate my beliefs as a stragetgic sheild against enbolden heroes desiring to destroy the VA and making the Grand Council not as motivated to disban us. The only other supporter besides the head secret founder was Secret Founder W, who admired me for it. I trust that she, assumingly she was a she, was the only one against decidtion to turn on me. The practice was done without the Head Secret Founder's knowledge to avoid the others being turned back to approving me. So..... I guess that's why that fateful mission on the Thunder Chasers HQ was beriddled by incompident spies and sheer misfortune."
  • Hudson: "Well, if it helps, it's obvious Tolken isn't appresiated for his jerkiness anymore, so, maybe that means the Secret Founders do have some shred of standerds."
  • Tex: "But it's still too late now. No self-respecting villain will assusiate with them because of the fact they made that mistake at all! They fear a force that would conspirare behind their backs! Ironic that we villains fear dishonesty when some of us are known for it, yes, it certainly is. But given that alot of us were victims of a govermental system that has failed, or even worked against us, you can't blame us for not wanting to be around the secret founders anymore. Espeically if they considered extremeisum and being no different then monsters or barbarians is viewed more efficent then having even SOME moral code and a sense of honor! I mean, would YOU trust people that behaived like that, even if it was because of a fluke on their part?"
  • Hudson: "Well, no, cause, then I would be worried if they had another fluke and end up turning on me again."
  • Tex: "EXACTLY! No one with a brain, or even without one, would serve someone that is prone to betraying you at the worse possable time?!"
  • Hudson: "Well, if it helps, I can always visit the real you to make him/you feel better."
  • Tex: Ohh, you're a good lad. But sadlly, that will only be allowed if you defeat the magic of the Adversary Stone. As such, I'm afraid you or your friends aren't going anywhere until myself and the rest of the magic clones are out of the- (He was blasted into dissipation by Xandy)
  • Xandy:... No need to say it, Tex! We already got the idea!
  • Hudson: Thanks, honey! (They both left)
  • Hornereen: (They fought against the Tiger Shark until they managed to knock out all it's teeth in a single punch)... HAH! Now you can't eat us, motherfu- (It grew it's teeth back)... Forgot sharks could do that.
  • Saa: No sssssssssssssssssssss***!
  • Tigra: "And yet you called me and Saa the stupid ones!?"
  • Hornereen: "BECAUSE YOU BOTH ARE STUPID!?"
  • The Heads of Chimera began arguing as the Tiger Shark readied to pounce!
  • Suddenly the Tiger Shark was hit by a clipboard!
  • Chi-Fu: "YOU LEAVE THAT THREE-HEADED CREATURE ALONE, YOU OVERLY LITTERAL VERSON OF A REAL ANIMAL?!"
  • The Tiger Shark growled at a quickly cowerding Chi Fu!
  • Chi Fu: "..... Please?" (The Tiger Shark roared as Chi Fu screamed like a girl and ran off)
  • Hornereen: YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! (They bit the Tiger Shark in the butt as it roared in pain and dissipated)
  • Tigra:... THAT'S RIGHT! You mess with him, you mess with the three of us, bitch!
  • Chi Fu:... Much obliged.
  • Saa: It's no problem at all.
  • Kazar: (As he and his new stray dog riends cornered the Wild gang)... Finally, I will eat a lion, and ascend, to carnavore?!
  • Gazelle's voice: "Hey!"
  • Kazar looks confusingly at Gazelle.
  • Kazar: "...... Why am I looking at a gazelle standing on her hind-legs, and, dressing like a human?"
  • Gazelle: "A better question is, why would a wildebeast want to eat a lion?"
  • Kazar: "..... To.... Ascend on top of the foot chain?"
  • Gazelle: "...... Did it ever accure to you that Wildebeasts are not meant to be carnavores?"
  • Kazar: "..... Well, it did, but, I figured that-"
  • Gazelle: "Well that's your problem! You have a stomich system not designed to digest meat! You would've effectively ended up making yourself sick and vomet like your processed! On top of that, how do you know that none of them have any desieses that could kill you?"
  • Kazar: "Ok, CLEARLY they're in healthy condition if they managed to avoid me for this long until I caught up!"
  • Gazelle: "Fair enough, but what about if they had a cleverly hidden parasite?"
  • Kazar: "..... Parasite?"
  • Gazelle: "Well yeah! They were originally zoo animals! Clearly they must've caught a human exclussive parasite!"
  • Nigel Koala: "Uh...... YEAH! We have......... TAPEWORM!"
  • Kazar:... You're CLEARLY lying. Tapeworms can kill quickly.
  • Benny:... Samson and Ryan here have Toxoplasma gondii. Nasty cat-thriving parasites. They hitchhike the bodies of ANY animal, but primarily love cats because it's where they reproduce. But when cows accidentally ingest it's eggs, and a human EATS the infected meat... Well... Let's just say, it can cause slower reaction time, and can even make people twice as likely to be involved in car accidents. I don't even wanna BEGIN to imagine what that will do to YOU.
  • Kazar:... Yeah, f*** that! (They dissipated)
  • Gazelle:... Clever save, Benny.
  • Benny: Trust me, I knew about that parasite since a cat that chased me got diarrhea from it very easily. It was gruesome for sure, but I was able to get out and dodge easily.
  • Duke:... Yeech!
  • Benny: Damn right yeech!
  • Batty: (He was still dodging the poachers) AAARRRGGGHHH!!! MAN!!! *BZZAT* Yes, Man. Human in shape but satanic in spirit, Man likes to spend most of his time destroying things because he is worse than the Devil if he was a pedophile. You can spot the especially bad ones by having two-dimensional personalities, being written horribly and having a chin that even Bruce Campbell would be jealous of. They kidnap animals, burn down rainforests and probably slept with your mother. If you should see Man anywhere in your neighborhood, please make a pretentious animated feature with confused morals and no sympathetic, three dimensional villains. Man: if there’s anything worse, it’s not human. *BZZZAT!*... What the hell did I just say?
  • Mac:... Did that bat just talk?
  • Boss: A TALKING ANIMAL!? THAT MIGHT BE WORTH A FORTUNE!? SACK HIM!?
  • Tulio: CHAAAAAAAAAA- (Mac immediately shot the bull into dissipation as Miguel and Tulio fell flat on their faces)... (Muffled) OH, COME ON!!!
  • Miguel: (Muffled) I assure you, Tulio, they're NOT coming on!
  • Boss: Looky here, Mac! We got us some animal rights agents that attempted to stop us.
  • Tulio: WHA?!? DO WE LOOK LIKE ANIMAL RIGHTS AGENTS?!? We come from a world where Cortes is still alive, and almost tried to kill us!
  • Boss: "Do I look stupid to you?...... DON'T ANSWER THAT?! MAC, GET RID OF THEM?!"
  • Mac: With pleasure! (Takes out his gun as Miguel and Tulio screamed like girls until Gazelle came in)
  • Gazelle:... So, THIS is among the darkest things humans have gone to with animals?
  • Batty: In the flesh!
  • Boss: And now there's a talking and walking gazelle in a dress? PEOPLE WILL PAY ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD TO HAVE YOU!!!
  • Gazelle: I refuse to allow myself to be profited by from ANY degenerates from a race! Now you will pay for your animal cruelty!
  • Mac: Look out, boss! She's got a key-like sword!
  • Boss: HAH! You really think you can hurt us with that silly-looking toy?
  • Gazelle: (Blasts them as they were scorched)...
  • Boss:... Owch! (They dissipated)
  • Batty:... HAH! So long suckers!
  • Tulio: Gazelle, you really pulled our butts out of the fire there!
  • Gazelle: My pleasure.
  • Phil: (As he was being mocked by the Thebes folk) ICKY, IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY MAKING WISE-CRACKS IN THIS FIGHT, I'M SURE THESE BASTARDS WOULD LIKE A SOCK IN THE NOSE!!!
  • Icky: SORRY, STILL BEING CHASED BY BEEF-JERKY AND HIS PET HERE!! (Sharptooth roared and continued chasing him)
  • Phil: (They continued mocking him as it turned into inaudible dialogue)... Alright, ELEPHANT!

(This gag played, only it's the one at 2:40-2:48)

Nostalgia Critic - Elephant

Nostalgia Critic - Elephant

Skip to 2:40-2:48

  • Phil: (The Burger King Guy got scared by their insults and ran off) COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARD, DON'T LEAVE ME!!! (The peasants continued to mock him as he sobbed like a p****, then Icky charged into them with Sharptooth as they ran like hell and dissipated)... WELL, NOW YOU DECIDE TO HELP!!!
  • Icky: LESS CRUD, MORE RUN!!! (They both ran from Sharptooth)
  • Phil: Oh, oh, OOOH, I GOTTA FUR WEDGIE!!!
  • Radcliffe: (As he and Stephanie faced off against Equinox and the four Iallog Extremests)... Alright, Equinox! You may've been immortal, but not in THIS place! So get ready to- (He was punched in the face) AHHHHH, OH, GOD, THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!! NOT THIS STUPID ROTINE AGAIN!?
  • Stephanie: (Softly giggles)
  • Radcliffe: Alright, d***-cheese! You just crossed the line! (The two started fighting them)
  • Chaos: (He was still fighting Mirage) Hey, p****! Over here! (He continued dodging her attacks one-by-one as she ended up hitting other enemies)
  • Mirage: STOP MOVING, YOU INSOLENT FOOL!!! (Chaos teleported behind her)
  • Chaos: Why? This is so much fun! (Mirage slashed at him and missed as he teleported away, then teleported behind her and pushed her to the ground, and teleported away, then right to her face) Neener-neener! (She continued attacking and missing him)
  • Malcho: (Continues strangling Thundra after stealing her medallion and cackling until Iago bit his tail as he screamed and let her go) YOU LITTLE-
  • Iago: Say 'cracker' and I'll let you have it on principle! (Does punching moves until Malcho froze him)
  • Malcho: You have a lot of spirit... (He watched him fall as Malcho buried him in snow)... And a lot of mouth.
  • Thundra:... NOBODY, HURTS, MY, LOVE!!! (She darts into Malcho as they smash into a wall as she chokes him an causes him to dissipate, getting her medallion back and unfreezing Iago)
  • Iago: (He laid there blue and slowly recovered)... Owch!
  • Raptors: (They were screaming and still running away from the the Spinosaurus until it came across Sharptooth as he was chasing Icky and Phil and the two ended up fighting)
  • Icky:... Whoa! Not often you get to see two carnivorous dinos duke...  Er... Bite it out. So.... Am I too assumed that scar face over there is Samual?
  • Bubbha: "In the flesh. Though he's unusually silent today."
  • The Spinosaurus (Samual): "GIT OUT OF MAH DAMN WAY, YOU DAMN REX?!"
  • Pervis: "There's the Samual we know!"
  • Earl: YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT YOU OVER-SIZED SNAPPERS!! FIGHT EACHOTHER?! (They continued fighting until they ended up killing each other and they dissipated).... DANG IT?! IT'S A TIE?!
  • Icky:... Well... At least it's better than the T-Rex getting killed. That made people VERY unhappy with JP3 as a result.
  • Jerky: OH WHAT A WAY TO LOSE A REX?! (Icky, Phil, and the Raptors cornered him)... (Gulps)...
  • Bubbha: You are SO going to be on the menu for Thanksgiving now, motherf*****!
  • Lurleane: Mmmmmm, juicy Ichthyornis! The chicken of the prehistoric!
  • Icky: You do realize your best friend's an Ichthyornis, right?
  • Lurleane: Sorry about that Ick. T'ain't nothin personal!
  • Jerky: STAY BACK!!! I'M WARNING YOU!!!
  • Icky: (Kicks him in the balls one last time as a fatal crack and agonizingly-loud Tom scream was heard and the sound of dissipation was after that. When the camera was back on the group, everyone was disturbed at what had occurred)... What just happened?
  • Phil:... I think you kicked him in the balls so hard, it got to his femoral artery and caused him to bleed out.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) Eeeeeeeh!
  • Pervis: (Chuckles) At least it was worth a chuckle.
  • Lord Shen: (He was cornered by Dark Shen)
  • Dark Shen: Well, Shen, any last words before I peel your d*** like a banana?
  • Lord Shen: OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE-
  • Dark Shen: LAST WORDS UP, TIME TO DIE!!
  • Lord Shen: (Screamed like a girl) WAIT! I'm not finished!
  • Dark Shen:... (Sighs)... Fine!
  • Lord Shen: There's just one thing I want to ask!
  • Dark Shen: Yes?
  • Lord Shen:... Why are you so evil?
  • Dark Shen: Because-
  • Lord Shen: BESIDES saying 'it's fun', 'because I want more than being a ruler', 'because there's such power I can create', AND 'because my parents hated me', among others!
  • Dark Shen:... I... I...
  • Lord Shen: Surely there's gotta be a better thing to do than to just doing what you did before. Besides, I can contradict ALL those purposes. 1. Killing is not as fun as it is in a GTA game, as it ruins lives, and I'm sure that, even with the darkness in our hearts, it would HURT us to see the crying faces of people like our parents AND Kairi, and when we DID hurt Kairi's feeling and had the GALL to call her 'hairless ape', THANKS for that by the way motherf*****, that was because your side was hampering with my sympathy. It's fun in the GTA game because there's no consequence besides the cop stars that are common programming. I'm sure that, if we BOTH were separated, both of us would be TORN up by the sound of Kairi crying and having her heart broken.
  • Dark Shen:... I... NOT TRUE!
  • Lord Shen: Isn't it?... Is it not? (Shows a video of her doing that as he couldn't handle it)... Speaking of which, 2. There has BEEN more than being a ruler for you: Friends! I was a friend to Kairi's poor dead mother, and I promised her on her grave that I would look over Kairi before I was banished. You CLEARLY had more to do. You had friends, and after the s*** you made me do, she was the only one who offered me hope. Her kindness and pure heart was just too much for me to pass up EVEN when I was corrupted. The reason I snapped at her was because of YOU! You made me say things that I'd regret. If I had a terminal illness and the only cure for it was telling her off and getting her to cry, I'D SAY TO GIVE ME ANOTHER TERMINAL ILLNESS JUST SO I CAN DIE FASTER AND NOT SEE HER HEART BROKEN!! YOU HAD IT ALL, AND YOU BLEW IT!!
  • Dark Shen:... I... I...
  • Lord Shen: 3. The only reason you saw power in fireworks is because your creator INTRODUCED it to me. If I WASN'T corrupted, I'd NEVER see such a thing and later want to explore more of it given the friends I had in my life. They wanted the best to come from me, INCLUDING making Kairi grow up to be a responsible, strong, and amazing girl and princess. I don't want her to spend the rest of her life alone and under the custody of some ASSHOLES like Cobra to do with her as they wished. I CRACK to see her as a Heartless. If I EVER saw her as one of those BLACK MONSTROUS ABOMINATIONS, I COULDN'T FATHOM THE TRAGEDY OF IT ALL! Why do you think I protect her so much? She's gone through HELL if she wasn't with her friends and possible love interest! I'm at least VERY lucky she lived with GENUINE friends in a pure environment with PLENTY for her to do. If she was trapped in a dark setting with NONE of that, it would be enough for me to kill myself! I'm sure YOU'D say the same!
  • Dark Shen: NO! I AM YOUR DARK SIDE!!! WHAT YOU SAID PROVES NOTHING!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!
  • Lord Shen: Oh, really? Would you REALLY let Kairi be in a world where villainy TRULY ruled above all else? Would it PLEASURE you to see a harmless little girl being tortured for evil and nefarious purposes and having the pure heart she gained from a dragon legend to be destroyed as if it was worth nothing to you? Is THAT what you'd truly want?
  • Dark Shen:... I...
  • Lord Shen: Thought so! And 4. You think I've NEVER said such bulls***?!? They banished me because they wanted me to grow on my own! They died of broken hearts when doing so. That's what I'd expect a son to say when his cop father sends him to jail after he commits a crime! It's disciplinary action! No mortal has EVER been perfect for that reason. We ALL have grudges, but like everyone else, we need to let it out, just like I did when I first met Kairi for the first time in years as a big child following my banishment. When I first saw her grown up, I knew that my mother and hers would want this from me, to protect her until the day she fulfills her destiny. I think of her as the child I never had, which is why she's my adopted niece. I love her just as much as Celestia and anyone else in my life. If I saw her hurt and trending down the path I went to, well, you'd know how I'd react. My parents did what is best for me. If they TRULY hated us, they'd do FAR worse than banishment.
  • Dark Shen:... I... I-I-I- YOU'RE TRYING TO DECEIVE ME!!
  • Lord Shen: ME? Deceive MY OWN SELF? I sincerely doubt that!
  • Dark Shen: ENOUGH! PREPARE TO DIE!! (He points his blade, and he finally shows the video again as Kairi's crying rang in his head until he finally cracked in tears and dissipated)
  • Lord Shen:... (Sighs) WHEW! Thank YINGLONG that worked!
  • Aurlena: (She continued duking it out with the gauntlet-toting Dr. Aragon as they smashed and smashed some more until Aragon grabbed her neck) EKK?! Hey, easy on the throat, DOC?!
  • Dr. Aragon: Well, Ms. Pfister, any last words before I squash you like a bug!?
  • Aurlena: Just, this.... (Makes a funny face) DOOIIIIII!!!
  • Dr. Aragon: Wha- (She punches him in the stomach) DOWWWWWWWWWW! (Mistakenly lets Aurlena go in his recoiling) OHHH!? MY BEAUTIFUL STOMICH?! I CAN FEEL THE ACID EATING ME?! TRUCE!? TRUCE?!
  • Aurlena: "Well, maybe if you were the REAL Aragon, BUTTTTTT, since your a copy...."
  • Dr. Aragon: "...... Oh Dronkleslup."
  • Aurlena steps on his foot, punches him in the face, and then kicks him in the groin!
  • Dr. Aragon: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOWWWCH!!! (Still barely stands)....... I hate my life. (He falls down like a defeated boxing oppendent) (He dissipated)
  • Aurlena:... HAH! Learned that from a joke on HV.
  • WarGreymon: (He and the other fully-digivolved Digimon fought off all their Digimon foes as they were lead by the deadly Apocalymon who proved to be a good match for them)
  • MagnaAngemon: URRRGGHH!! APOCALYMON IS SOMEHOW STRONGER THAN THE LAST TIME WE FOUGHT HIM!!
  • Rosemon: CLEARLY THE SAGE'S BROTHER IS GIVING US A HARD TIME BY MAKING THIS BULLY STRONGER THEN ALREADY!
  • Tai: WELL, LET'S DO WHAT WE DID TO DEFEAT HIM BEFORE!!
  • WarGreymon: I'm pretty sure that, even if Apocalymon here was NOT a manifestation, it would only be concerned with the Digital World, and that's OUR worlds! So using it's Total Annihilation ability is not going to be of help.
  • The Dactyls are seen being tormented by the sentient storm as it roars!
  • Coldfront: YAAAAHHHH!!! IT'S GETTING STRONGER!!! WE COULDN'T DEFEAT THE STORM BEFORE, NOW THERE'S NO HOPE?!
  • Downpour: "THUNDERCLAP!? YOU SEEN THE EYE OF THE STORM, RIGHT?! HOW DO WE STOP IT?! CAN WE STOP IT?!"
  • Thunderclap: "I, I, I CAN'T DEFEAT THE STORM?! IMPOSTER OR NOT, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT A STORM?! LET ALONE THE STORM WE FOLLOWED?! I MEAN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MY REVELATION WAS PRETTY MUCH A PSYCOTIC EPISODE BORNED FROM BEING TRUMATISED TO HAVE POTAINTIONALLY LOST MY SISTER TO THE STORM?!"
  • Silence...
  • Frostbite: "..... Golly."
  • Windgust: ".... Whoa."
  • Coldfront: "...... You had a sister?"
  • Downpour: "...... Clap, why, why didn't you say anything about it?"
  • Thunderclap: It was too tragic to talk about. I searched the skies for her ever since. You see, her loss is the actual reason why I've been fearful of many things before the Eye gave me the courage to be an efficient predator. But after I survived my defeat in the legs of that Apatosaur and his pet, I- (The storm suddenly blew them away)
  • ???: YOU THINK I LITERALLY GAVE YOU SOMETHING, THUNDERCLAP?!? (The word echoed)
  • Coldfront:... Did the storm just...speak?
  • ???: MORTALS ARE WORTH NOTHING TO ME! I, THE MIGHTY EYE OF THE STORM, AM NOTHING BUT A NATURAL ARM OF GOD! EVERYTHING IN MY PATH IS DESTROYED AND WHISKED AWAY TO CREATE SOMETHING BETTER THAN WHAT I SEE AS PATHETIC AND DEGENERATE!! I CREATE BY DESTROYING!! AND THE FACT THAT YOU WORSHIP ME IS AT BEST A BLESSING THAT PEOPLE KNOW ME TO A SLIGHT DEGREE!
  • Downpour:...So, you're just a God of destruction?
  • ???: (As lightning struck and his voice got booming loud) OF COURSE I AM A GOD OF DESTRUCTION!! ALL WHO WORSHIP ME ARE MERELY SLAVES! EITHER THEY BELIEVE IN AND RESPECT ME, OR THEY GET LEFT BEHIND!
  • Thunderclap:... Is... Is that what happened to my sister? Did SHE get left behind?
  • ???: IT'S MERELY MOTHER NATURE, MY FRIEND! YOU DO WELL IN DOING MY WORK, CONSUMING ANYTHING IN MY PATH SO THEY DON'T GO TO WASTE WITHIN THE WASHED-UP EARTH!
  • Windgust:...I never knew there was MORE followers of you!
  • (Great Sage): (Appears in their eyes) Actually, I am familiar with THIS as well! When there is a newcomer of Teadr 7 primitive thinking, their beliefs can be used against them. What you see here is the personification of how you view storms, or rather what you call "The Eye of the Storm". It's merely a primitive belief that is true from a certain point of view.
  • Thunderclap:...So the Eye isn't real?
  • (Great Sage): Well, yes and no! This is PRECISELY what a hurricane and/or a storm would say if it could talk. It would tell you it's purpose and how it shapes the world. Storms like this are what make life possible. It creates plants which make clouds, rain, air, major things you are familiar with on your homeworld. Storms are a crucial part of life. And yes, storms can not just create, but destroy, and sometimes, predators like you rely on storms as many people fear them.
  • Downpour:... So... this Eye was merely an evolving modern-day sentient belief this whole time?
  • (Great Sage): Indeed. And this Eye manifestation is putting you into a false sense of security. It's trying to take away the courage it gave you in the first place. As another saying goes: "He who give it life, can also take it away."
  • Thunderclap:...NO! I won't have it! (Flies into the Eye)
  • Frostbite: THUNDERCLAP, NO!! (Thunderclap flies into the Eye fighting off the weather elements as they almost kill him and merely tear small holes in his wings as he flies in and finds an actual eye with a swirling iris)
  • Eye:...You have done well, Thunderclap!
  • Thunderclap:...What the hell is this?
  • (Great Sage): Not all of the manifestations here are purely evil. Sometimes they can be reasoned with and brought into an emotional side. A hurricane is a perfect metaphor of that. It SEEMS destructive on the outside, but on the inside, it's calm, beautiful, and peaceful. This storm was merely testing you. My brother had hoped that enemies like this wouldn't fall so easily, and yet you had the courage to prove him wrong.
  • Eye: Indeed. And I commend you for your courage, Thunderclap. You are among many whom I have inspired to become successful predators and/or fighters. And for that, I shall spare you in honor. (The eye glows and the worried Dactyls suddenly notice it disappear, leaving Thunderclap to come back)
  • Downpour: THUNDERCLAP! You did it!...What exactly happened?
  • Thunderclap:... Let's just say... I'll have a good perspective on life from now on. And perhaps I'll leave with hope that my sister MAY still be alive somewhere.
  • Frostbite:... Well, only time will tell. Let's go! (They flew off)
  • The Dauctyls see Trixie being chased by Latifier!
  • Latifier: "COME BACK HERE, SI I CAN RING YOUR DONKEY NECK!?"
  • Trixie: "It should be fair to warn you! Awhile ago, I aquired some friends who would NOT appresiate any attacks on me!?"
  • Latifier: "(Laughs!) What? Are they girly donkeys too?! (Laughs boastingly!)"
  • Trixie: "Actselly, they're a small group of scienctificly inacctreate predatory pterasaurs."
  • Latifier: "..... Wait, wha-" (Thunderclap and his Dactyls attacked him as he screamed) GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF, GET 'EM OFF!!!
  • Coldfront: STAY OFF OF OUR FRIEND, YOU MANIAC WHO SOUNDS LIKE IAGO!!!
  • Latifier: (He ended up getting scarred and wounded so much, he dissipated)
  • Trixie:.. .HAH! Eat my hat, you dirtbag! Thanks, guys.
  • Thunderclap: It's our pleasure.
  • Frank: HELP MEEEEEEEE!!! (He was still running from Joanna as they comically bumped into other heroes)
  • Krebbs: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP FRANK HERE BEFORE HE BECOMES MONITOR LIZARD CHOW?!?
  • Frank: "(SCREAMS)!"
  • Joanna was about to pounce!
  • Merlin: (Suddenly Frank disappeared before Joanna could catch him, as she recovered and ended up having found a giant egg as 'HALLELUJAH' music played and she prepared to eat them until the mother ostrich that tormented the Hyenas appeared)...
  • Ostrich:... It's not nice to steal, ya' know. (Joanna gulped as the Ostrich kicked her away, and when he hit the wall, she dissipated)
  • Merlin:... That takes care of THAT!
  • Frank: Thanks for that, Merlin.
  • Shenzi: And it was clever using a manifestation of one of our past problems to do it.
  • Banzai: Though, it would've been better and much funnier if you used her giant-ass baby.
  • Merlin: This is no times for comedy. We have a half-wited brother of a sage to stop. (They teleported away)
  • Trigger: (They were being chased by the Sheriff until Trigger aimed his crossbow at him) BACK OFF, SHERIFF!!! Don't make me use Ol' Betsy again!
  • Sheriff: HAH! You do that, and you'll risk friendly fire in it's ricochet!
  • Trigger: Well, it's worth a SHOT, bitch!
  • Sheriff: Hmmph, speciesist!
  • Nutsy: Hey, you aren't worth respect since we got kicked out of your villain club all because of our accidents and 'false alarms'. You're nothing but a JOKE, Mervin! (Some of the Lodgers chuckled at this)
  • Skipper:... Mervin?... Your name is Mervin?
  • Private: (Laughs out loud) HISS, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!?
  • Sir Hiss: Because last time I mentioned his name, I nearly died laughing. It's just hilarious.
  • Sheriff: Oh, ha-ha! NOW do you see why everyone STILL calls me Sheriff?
  • Trigger: DISTRACTION! (He fired his crossbow as it impaled the Sheriff as he dissipated before any gore could be seen)...
  • Nutsy:... Ya know, your lucky that was a clone for poor ol' Mervin, or otherwise you'd get in trouble for un-nessersary death.
  • Trigger: "Dah, he's a member of the leage, remember? Thanks to that fancy samancy reserection deal they have, death to them is like breaking up a robot! One quick trip to the shop and they're good as new again!"
  • Nutsy: "(Chuckles), Good point, Trigger."
  • Icky: (Laughs) Mervin! I am SO blogging about that when we get home.
  • Willie: (He continued fighting the mech-driving Nefarious)
  • Nefarious: I WILL GET YOU FOR TURNING ON ME LIKE RAY DID, YOU OVERGROWN RETARD!!!
  • Willie: Oh, yeah? (Turns invisible)
  • Nefarious:... Aw, Blarg vomit! (Willie beat him up and destroyed him and his mech as he and the mech dissipated after Nefarious died in the same way he did in A Crack in Time)
  • Willie: (Returns to an average size)... Don't mess with a giant, or you'll get da foot! (Guffaws)
  • Cloakblade: (Continued fighting the Cyber-Ninja)
  • Cyber-Ninja: YOUR CLOAKING TRICKS WON'T SAVE YOU FOREVER, YAYOI! I SHALL AVENGE MY PLACE IN THE TAINTER CLAN BY DESTROYING YOU!! (His swords ignite and he slashes at her multiple times, and a vision spell from the Sage's Brother allowed him to see her even with her cloaking device.
  • Cloakblade: (She gets into a sword lock with his swords)... We both know who'll win this fight, Mamoru! (The Cyber-Ninja revealed himself to be a uakari-like monkey with a color-changing face)
  • Cyber-Ninja (Mamoru): You think so? (He magically augments himself with fire-colored magic as he overwhelms Cloakblade and corners her)... It's OVER, Yayoi! The last of the Cloak Clan, dies here!
  • Cloakblade: (Takes out a carbine) Surprise! (She blasts at him as his face turned sky-blue in reaction)
  • Mamoru: AAAHHGH!!! (Speaks an AUU Japanese language, "You insolent odious whore!")
  • Cloakblade: (Throws one of her pulse grenades as it stuck onto Mamoru as she got out of the way)
  • Mamoru:... Once again, I end up being an embarisment to my ansisters. Curse my lif- (The pulse grenade exploded, destroying him)
  • Cloakblade:... Your even an embarrisment to the real Mamoru. Even he would know better tthen to be THAT comifident against me. (She disappears)
  • Si: (She and Am avoided the stray dogs chasing them and they used their cunning and skills in trickery to guide them into a trap that gets them into Duke's sights, who in turn uses the same strategy he used against the coyote, causing them to uncontrollably howl and allow Duke to stomp their feet and dissipate them)... Worked like a charm!
  • Am: Indeed! (They shook with their tails)
  • Telthona: (Continues fighting Matrix until she got direct hits to his critical prosthetics) BULLSEYE!
  • Matrix: (Growls and charges his palm blaster to a powerful level and fires a powerful beam of energy that Telthona and any heroes avoided, and the beam killed the last of the vrats chasing Nanobyte, and any unlucky undefeated threat of the heroes that got caught in the beam. When the beam runs out of juice, he exhausted the rest of his energy attacking Telthona, allowing her to punch and then head-blast him into dissipation) D'OWWWW, I BARELY EVEN GOT TO SAY A LINE (Echos)....
  • Nanobyte:... Well, at least I've been saved.
  • (Great Sage): (Appears in his eyes) Indeed. Now, do you think you can sabotage one thing in the battlefield?
  • Nanobyte: And what would that be? (He suddenly noticed Apocalymon who was constantly overwhelming the DigiDestined)... ARBASUS KRAAN!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE A DICTYMON ON STEROIDS!!!
  • (Great Sage): And like said Dictymon, he is a digital creature that CAN be sabotaged from the inside.
  • Nanobyte: THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING IN THAT THING!!!
  • (Great Sage): You must. It's among the last of the enemies that are not only fighting, but putting up a GOOD fight! (Nanobyte sees the DigiDestined being overwhelmed by Apocalymon)
  • Nanobyte:... (Sighs) This is bulls*** insane of me to agree to this, but, fine! But only for my friends!
  • (Great Sage): Great! Find Fidget and Zosimo! They've already been planning to take down the strongest of enemies here.
  • Nanobyte: "You bet!"
  • Ruther was still caught up against the Extinctioner General!
  • Ruther: "WOW! I really forgot how damn tough you are! But I did beaten you before...... At least, the real one."
  • The General: "Oh, maybe my lonesome just fine..... But what about the OTHER Extinctioner Higher Ups?"
  • The other Higher-Ups of the Extinctioners rosed forth and surrounded an overwealmed Ruther!
  • The first one to confront Ruther was a really narly brute!
  • Higher Up Brute: "REMEMBER ME, DIPSHIT?! I WAS THE FIRST HIGHER UP YOU SLAINED IN YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADES?!"
  • The Brute punched Ruther hard!
  • As Ruther bumbled about, he was grabbed by a scarred up elderly higher up!
  • Elderly Higher up: "I was among the last three Higher-Ups you slain! But I was the most tragic of them all! I was a grandfather to three children growing up in the True Main Base?! And you took me from them?! No doubt my poor grandson and two grand-daughters, itch to punish you for what you had did?! But it would appears an un-offictal spirit to myself, may do that before the chance is dilivered!?"
  • The Elder Higher Up tossed Ruther acrossed the ring with surprising stregth! Ruther is suddenly grabbed by an eye-patched female higher-up!
  • Female Higher-Up: "He's actselly not the only one! I didn't joined the Extinctioners and became their best because of any actual hatred torwords humans OR hybrids! FAR FROM IT! Not all of the Extinctioners are racist cretens and/or followers of outdated beliefs, you idiot?! Some of us were victims of bad ecomamies from some of our colony planets, WHICH INCLUDE TRECENE!? MY home planet! Deplorable as they were, they saved my family from poverty caused by incompidence in politics, and though destroying a benvolent race is not a pretty price, my family trumps their well-being! And trust me, when my children grow up, THE FIRST THING THEY'LL DO IS SLAY THE IDIOT WHO TOOK A POOR MOTHER'S LIFE BECAUSE OF HER UNFORTUNATE ALINEMENT?!"
  • The Female Higher Up Judo-Kicks Ruther straight into a Cyborgised Higher-Up of the Extinctioners!
  • Cyborg Higher-Up: "(Scary computerised voice) I asended not from racists or Baron Sidebottom loyalists. But I dispised humans all the same. I, was once a haumble solider from The Human-Rabodan Wars. I was only following orders. BUT A BUNCH OF HUMANS KIDNAPPED ME AFTER MY PLATOON WERE AMBUSHED AND KILLED?! A group of human soldiers were taking orders from a defecter sciencetist, THAT TURNED ME INTO AN ABOMINABLE WEAPON MEANT TO BE USED AGAINST MY PEOPLE?! BUT I REBELED AND DESTROYED THE MADMAN?! Though his actions were denounced by the others of his race, IT DOES NOT REDEEMED THE CRIME?! And I only joined Sidebottom because I want the humans to understand TRUE TRAGITY?! And yet you ended my tragic story pre-maturely, BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTS?! HOW, DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THEN THE MADMAN WHO RUINED ME!?"
  • The Cyborg electacutes Ruther and tossed him straight into a higher-up covered in tattoos!
  • Tattooed Higher-Up: "The rest of us had more basic reasons. Loyalty to Sidebottom, Legit hatred to humans, Stalemated War anxity, or, in my case, because we're just damn crazy! Though in fairness to me, this generation is mainly the product of a negitive evioment! Any ill-gains to humans was mainly taught to us in our childhoods?! We can't help being this nasty?! Not even the current generation of Sidebottoms! It is ALL the result of the grand design, of the Baron himself! Basicly, it's what happens when a powerful rabodan man because the biggest sore loser in history!?"
  • The Tattooed Higher-Up punched Ruther in the crotched, then proceeded to grab where his nipples would reside!
  • Tattooed Higher Up: "COME IN, JAROA?!"
  • The Tattooed Higher-Up laughed maniacly as he pinches and squeeses Ruther's Nips, causing him to welp in pain!
  • As such, it goes back to the first Higher up general!
  • General: "Now, Ruther, prepare to die?!"
  • The Higher-ups began to gang up on Ruther and began beating on him as he was helpless to fight back!
  • Ruther tried to reach for his guns, when the Tattooed one took the weapons away!
  • The Tattooed One: "YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THESE ANYMORE WHEN YOUR DEAD?! (BREAKS THEM TOGATHER AND REDUSED THEM TO USELESSNESS?!) BOOOOM, BITCH?!"
  • Chell: "RUTHER?!"
  • Abberant gets in the way of Chell!
  • Abberant: "No miss Chell, it's too dangerious?! The Adversary stone will use either your worse foe or the most unpleasent exspearienced against you!?"
  • Chell: "I can't let those people hurt, hell, KILL Ruther?!"
  • The Professor gets shoved to the side as she got into the arena and charged to where Ruther and the Higher-Ups are, but then, electrisity formed in front of Chell as she fell down in surprise!
  • The Electrisity formed a devilish being vaguely simular to the Phantom Virus from Scooby-Doo and the Cyberchase!
  • Elextric Figure: "WELCOME TO CYBER-HELL, LITTLE GIRL?!"
  • Chell was caught ina frozen state of fear!
  • Chell: "No! It can't be! You can't be Pixxart?!"
  • Pixxart: "Oh what? Did you think I was made-up, like Santha Kraans, The Oxys and the Qyzs, and a Peaceful Bulliarn? WELL GUESS WHAT, BITCH!? I'M AS REAL AS THE FUCKING SUN?! AND I KNOW THAT YOU WERE AFRAID OF ME SINCE KINDERGARDEN?! I'M GONNA ENJOY THE NOSTAGLIA OF MAKING YOU AFRAID OF ME, ALL OVER AGAIN?! WHY!? BECAUSE I'M PIXXART!?"
  • Pixxart laughed as he grabbed Chell!
  • Pixxart: "LET'S START WITH AN OLD CLASSIC?! (Makes a hellish computerised trashcan appear) AN ALL TIME FAVERITE O'MINE, DELETION FROM LIFE?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY!?)"
  • Chell: "LET ME GO!? I NEED TO SAVE RUTHER?!"
  • Pixxart: "BAH?! THAT USELESS HYBGRA?! HE CAN'T EVEN SAVE HIMSELF!? IN FACT, I'M SURE THERE'S NO DANGER TO EVEN CALL HIM...... A XEBRASS?!"
  • Xebrass echos for a bit.
  • Pixxart: "...... See? No danger at all..... NOW GET READY FOR THE DELETING OF A LIF-"
  • Ruther: (Suddenly, all the higher-ups were beaten by a cartoonishly-forming explosion as they all disintegrated, and Ruther started blabbering, then yelled this dubbed as the Boondocks guy) WHAT DID YOU SAY, *********?!?
  • Pixxart:... HAH! Even if your boyfriend could fight me, this is merely my base form. I have HUNDREDS of different forms to choose from because several urban legend about me means different depictions. With this power, I am invincible!
  • Ruther: (Laughs) Not when you're a manifestation, you're not! I've known that you made Chell afraid of going into a virtual playground for years, EVEN making her very tense when training me in the virtual training course. I'd be lying if I said there's no such thing as the Pixxart because these UUniverses are unpredictable. Nobody knows if it was just the cause of a glitch, which can frighten a 10-year-old into peeing herself, or if it WAS something supernatural, but if you ARE out there and DARE threaten HER, I am going to kick your pixelated ass!
  • Pixxart: Oh? And with what weapons? Yours have been destroyed. PLUS, no weapon in the ENTIRE UUniverses can POSSIBLY diminish me. I am pure glitch and error incarnate! I THRIVE on fear and deletion from existence.
  • Ruther: Oh, but there is ONE way to beat you!
  • Pixxart: Oh, yeah? And what would THAT be, Ugly-Gene?
  • Ruther:... You ever hear of a counter-virus?
  • Pixxart:... Wha?
  • Ruther: It's a reverse-engineered computer virus designed to repair faulty programming in any data network.
  • Pixxart: And where would YOU get one of those things, huh? They cost more per ounce than rarium because it's STILL un-patented! Get real, Tether, there's no way you could POSSIBLY get that!
  • Ruther: Oh, just because I'm a Hue doesn't mean I can't do all I can to help Chell out of her kindergarten fear. I'm the one who got her out of the safety of reality and get back to the fun possibilities of virtual reality. Don't get me wrong, she's still got an stress-fuelled active heart when entering it. In fact, one day I asked Aberrant to help with that, and sure enough, after doing an odd bounty-hunter job, I was able to help him afford something.
  • Pixxart:...What?
  • Chell:... Oh, my God, I COMPLETELY forgot! (Takes out a small locket-like device that contains a small portable USB-like device as Pixxart gasped at the sight of it, and Ruther took out a small laser-lens-like hook and threw it to Chell as Pixxart failed to catch and Chell attached it to the device)...
  • Pixxart:... That's not possible! No employer can give anyone enough cash to-
  • Ruther: Clearly you've been spending too much time in the virtual matrix.
  • Chell: (Pixxart screamed an agonizing screech that scared her senseless as she dropped the virus laser) GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
  • Pixxart: I WILL DELETE YOU FROM THIS WORLD FOREVER, YOU INSOLENT WHORE!!! (He attacks her with everything in his power)
  • Ruther: CHELL, USE THE VIRUS LASER! IT WILL DESTROY HIM!!
  • Chell: I CAN'T! I NEVER EXPECTED I'D DEAL WITH MY FEARS THIS EARLY!!
  • Ruther: WHY DIDN YOU THINK I GOT YOU THIS FAR BACK INTO THE VIRTUAL TRAINING COURSE? I WANTED TO BE A HUE THAT COULD DO MORE THAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! I BELIEVE IN YOU! DO IT FOR YOUR FELLOW SOLDIERS IN THE RABODAN MILITARY! DO THIS FOR ME! DO IT FOR YOURSELF!!
  • Chell: (Fights off her tears and got a determined face and avoided all the Pixxart's attacks, and managed to grab the virus laser)
  • Pixxart: NOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
  • Chell:... CHELLIAN... JINDY... HELIX!
  • Icky's voice: "Motherf*****!" *Slap* OW, WHAT, I HAD TO SAY IT!!! SHE INADVERTINGLY DID A SCOOBY DOO MOVIE 2 REFERENCE!? (Chell fired as the laser ended up making Pixxart deformed until he dissipated immediately)
  • Chell:... I... I did it!... (She hugs Ruther) OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! YOU MADE ME CONQUER MY FEARS!!
  • Ruther: "Well, I kinda owe it to you. You gotten Pixxart to talk trash about me and well... As you know, me being trashed talk with that word is an odd motivator."
  • Icky: Uh, remember, save the kiss for the end, please! Besides, we've STILL got a s***-load of manifestations to deal with, LIKE THAT! (He points up at Apocalymon)
  • Ruther:... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
  • Icky: A villain from the past of certain members of ours which we haven't had the chance to fight yet.
  • ???: 3, 2, 1, MARK! (Nanobyte was launched from an empty rocket launcher by Zosimo) BY THE MIGHTY ORGALITH CHANNELS OF ALTUS, I AM GOING TO F*** YOU UP, YOU GIANT DIGITAL PIECE OF S***!!! (He went right into Apocalymon without being seen due to his small size and crawled through his helix-chain holes)
  • Zosimo: (On a portable laptop on comlink) Nanobyte, I'm about to turn on the camera on your head-set, so I want you to give me a heads up! What's it look like in there?

Inside Apocalymon

  • Nanobyte looked at the inside of Apocalymon....
  • Nanobyte: "Geese Louise! This is some freaky shit here. Alittle break and tear here would resolve, everything."
  • Apocalymon's voice: "Don't think I don't know that you are here, tiny one."
  • Nanobyte: "...... Wow. You are quite a smart sentient program."
  • Apocalymon's voice: "I am not speaking as the creature I took the form as...... I, am the Adversary stone itself. And I know, that you still have not properly congured your greatest challnaged."
  • Vrats appeared everywhere from the walls as they either snarled or laughed!
  • Nanobyte: "UH, ZOSI, WE GOT A PROBLEM?! I THINK THE STONE IS AWARE THAT WE'RE TRYING TO CANCEL THIS CRAZY ARENA SHOW AND HAS TAKEN OVER THIS CRAZY CREATURE?! ON TOP OF THAT, IT KNOWS THAT I DIDN'T TECNECALLY CONGURED THE VRATS AS IT WAS BY DUMB LUCK?! I stand no chance against Vrats!? EVEN WITH WEAPONS!? WHAT DO I DO?!"
  • (Zosimo): "Then do what the Adversary stone wants ya to do! Face your worse foe head on!?"
  • Nanobyte:... I guess there's no arguing trying. (Takes out multiple grenades and throws them at 5 locations, blowing up and causing damage to Apocalymon as it roared in pain slowly twitching)

Outside Apocalymon

  • Fidget: Is the camera on yet?
  • Zosimo: Still working on it. (The laptop suddenly works and shows what's inside Apocalymon)...Voili! We've got a look inside this 'Apocalymon'.
  • Fidget: WOW! That's freaky internal organs for a personification of the Recycle Bin. By the way, while we watch Nanobyte blow his way through Apocalymon like an endoparasite, what's 'Dictymon' and how similar is it to Digimon?
  • Zosimo: Let's just say it's digital pets originating from Planet Igithroy in the Gamma Universe....

Inside Apocalymon

  • Nanobyte: Alright! Let's see if I can get these ion detonators working (Summons such a bomb with his ISD and activates it, attaching it for an important part of Apocalymon)...There! Zosimo, is there any other weak-spots in this big guy?
  • (Zosimo): 9 more actually. I'll download a holomap for you to find them all. (Suddenly, his headgear displays a schematic of the inside of Apocalymon)
  • Nanobyte:...Wow! How did you get all this to quick?
  • (Zosimo): Attached an electronic scanner on your head gear.
  • Nanobyte:...Clever!
  • (Zosimo): Alright, get moving! The Vrats all over the place will be coming after you. Did you make sure to get the cloaked ion detonators this time?
  • Nanobyte: Done and done! Wish me luck! (Jumps off rummaging across Apocalymon's interior)

Outside Apocalymon

  • Zosimo: (As heroes that were finished fighting joined them)... They have triple-stranded DNA, they can learn quickly, they can evolve through their growth span, they can be found in the wild across Igithroy, they can learn to become fully-sentient only through other sentient beings, they exist in a digital dimension called the Dictyverse, and they've been so popular only 41% of the UUniverses' population owns one, yet needs legal registration to own one since they're pretty dangerous. I have a relative who once owned one.
  • Skipper: Interesting. We learn something new about these worlds every mission.
  • Zosimo: (Picks up something on his laptop)...Alright, Nanobyte has activated the second ion detonator. As soon as he sets all of them, he'll get out of there, rejoin us, then detonate them from here. That should finish off Apocalymon.
  • Patrick: YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!
  • Zosimo: Of course I am!

Back inside.

  • Nanobyte continues what he's doing as much more complex defences began to form, including a cyberconnectic spider!
  • Nanobyte: "Looks like someone oped for something other then Vrats! Fair to warn ya!..... I ain't no stranger to cyber-security!"
  • (Gloria): You've seen stuff like THIS before?
  • Nanobyte: Sometimes cyber-security is physical.... Though, to be frank.... THIS is almost nothing I've seen in the UUniverses, so it's easy to say it's from YOURS.
  • (Kowalski): From the looks of it, I'd say THIS is a software bug. I don't know if it makes Apocalymon powerful, evil, or both, but needless to say, there's OTHER things inside of Apocalymon that you'd better watch out for. Apocalymon is a HUGE mystery even for other Digimon of our worlds.
  • Nanobyte: Shouldn't be a problem as long as I can take care of them.
  • (Kowalski):... Ehhhh... Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine. (The spider-like software bug let out a mechanical-screech and jolted with electricity)
  • Nanobyte: HAH! I'll let you know that I'm resistant to electricity. So go ahead and gimme your best sho- (The software bug ended up rapidly-firing a special beam that deactivated his armor)... WHA-...A NULL RAY?!? Oh, balls! (He avoided the software bug's electrical attacks and ducked for cover)... Okay, this isn't a problem. I just need to wait for my armor to restart. Hopefully after that, I'll be able to avoid another deactivation. (The software bug saw it's environment in a weird vision similar to Promethean Vision in Halo 4, allowing it to locate Nanobyte and use an electric wire cable to remove the cover and attack Nanobyte again as he dodged)... S***!!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE ANNOYING!!!
  • (Zosimo): Well, it's clear that their UUniverses has a PRETTY good sense of cyber-security. Perhaps you should try using it's own null ray against it.
  • Nanobyte: AND HOW DO I DO THA-... (Notices a reflective surface on the wall resembling a lens, and got an idea, avoiding another attack and holding out long enough for his armor to restart, allowing him to trick the software bug to attack him with the null ray again, only for it to reflect off of the surface and shut it down)... Shocking! (Runs off and manages to install another ion detonator, fighting off more software bugs and continuing onward)...
  • (Sandy): Nice work, Nanobyte! Keep it up!
  • (Miami): GO, BABE, GO!!!
  • (Jumbaa): And hurry it up. The DigiDestined can't hold Apocalymon off forever. (The DigiDestined were seen continuing to fight off Apocalymon)
  • Nanobyte: (He entered another sector after installing 6 of the bombs and discovered virus-like machines)... Drat! Viruses!
  • (Kowalski): Now, these guys are trickier than bugs. Be sure to target the transparent cores that are their heads. Just know that they're covered with shields, so you need to target the power source first, which should be their eye. But be careful, these guys have 4 stages in their life cycle, which means they have more than one shield depending upon the stage.
  • Nanobyte:... And I'm amazed that your UUniverses are inferior in tech level to us.
  • (Jumbaa): What? Did you think we're ALL low-tech worlds? Even WE don't know what goes on in machinery. Now get moving!
  • Nanobyte: (Takes deep breath) This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy! Alright, Zosi, where am I?
  • (Zosimo): You're in one of the crucial internal parts of Apocalymon. It's one of the daughter power cores being fed by the much-more powerful and HIGHLY-defended mother power core. If you're going to shut down Apocalymon for good, you need to target the three daughter cores AND the mother core. But save the mother core for last. That place has a mind of it's own.
  • Nanobyte:... I do NOT like the sound of that.
  • (Zosimo): Just worry about it later! Just get in there!
  • Nanobyte: Okay, okay! (Jumps in)
  • Suddenly, Anti-Virueses and Trojen Programs in the form of Digimon form out of nowehere!
  • Anti-Virus (Looking like A Vilemon): "Well look who came to OUR neck of the woods!"
  • Trojen Program (Looking like SkullSatamon): "A tiny little freak has come to die, no doubt!"
  • A Larger Program, taking the form of a Phantomon, emerges!
  • Bigger Program: "Grand Security Program Activated! Proceed with virus deletion!"
  • The Bigger Program unveiled an army of smaller programs which take form of an army of Bakemon!
  • Bakemon Programs: "SECURITY PROBES ATTACK?!"
  • Nanobytes: "..... Guys? I THINK I GOT COMPANY?! HE HAS DEFENCE PROGRAMS THAT TAKE THE FORM OF EVIL SPIRITS AND MONSTERS?!"
  • (Jumbaa): "AS WE CAN CLEARLY SEE?!"
  • (Pleakly): Yeah, sometimes, Digimon look like that.
  • Nanobyte: Oh, whatever, I got s*** to do! (He fights against the Trojan Programs and Anti-Viruses)

Outside Apocalymon

  • Hawkens was still fighting Master Equinox as Stephenie managed to defeat all 4 of the extremists!
  • Stephenie pulled out a small device and tossed it at Hawkens' way!
  • He grabbed it and used it against Equinox, as he and the extremeists disapate into nothing!
  • Hawkens: "OH YEAH! NO one can beat the combo of Radcliff and Stephenie!"
  • Tollund: (Continued fighting against Maximus, Killebrew, Corruptus, and Maxfire as he was able to outsmart them with his skills! With a grenade laungher, he manages to take all four of them down, even Lord Corruptus, in a final and fell swoop!)... Now that was decent target practice.
  • Lefou: (Was screaming being chased by Gaston until he was shot down by Tollund)
  • Tollund:... It's humans like HIM that give his race of BOTH origins a BAD name!
  • Lefou: (Laughs) You saved me!
  • Archimedes: (He was still being chased by the Pike as he ended up sprouting wings similar to those of the Piranha earlier) OH, COME ON!!! (He continued flying away until Tollund shot it into dissipating)
  • Tollund:... Consider him boned!
  • Archimedes:... Lame!
  • Tollund: "Hey in all fairness, jokes isn't exactly my speicality."
  • Chaos: (Continued teasing and fighting Mirage until he bit her foot as she screamed and dissipated)... What a bitch!
  • Great Sage: (Seeing and sensing all this)... Well, brother, it seems the giant Apocalymon is the last of your manifestations.
  • Sage's Brother: I'm not worried. It's defenses are flawless. They shall finish off the Gimpus in a nanosecond, and then disarm all the bombs he set in another. Soon, I shall win my rightful place as the leader against the Invaders. (The last of the heroes joined the others watching progress of Nanobyte's sabotage)

Inside Apocalymon

  • Nanobyte: (He throws grenades at a giant red antivirus that explodes, busting through three of it's shields, then he takes out a tesla pointer that takes it out completely) YEAH! I was finally able to take out an Execution-Phase Antivirus. (Other antiviruses and Trojan Programs suddenly surrounded him)
  • Ogremon-Like TP: (Chuckles) Let's take care of this motherf*****!
  • Nanobyte: For your information, freakazoid, I do NOT f*** my mother! It's incest and it's very wrong. But hey, judging by your looks, I'd say you'd need an intervention about incest yourself.
  • Ogremon-Like TP: YOU SON OF A B****!!! GET HIM!!! (They ended up attacking and overwhelming him for a moment until he takes them out by rewiring the daughter core into zapping all the antiviruses and Trojan Programs) YAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-MOMMY, YOU LOOK HOT, I WANNA FU- (He collapsed before he could finish)
  • Nanobyte:... Yeah, I thought so! (Sets the ion detonator, and then does the same thing to the other 2 daughter core)... 9 down, one to go.

Mother Core Chamber of Apocalymon

  • (Zosimo): Nanobyte, hurry! Many of the DigiDestined are falling from exhaustion and/or defeated. (That was seen as many of the Digimon and their masters were on the ground exhausted)
  • Nanobyte: Not to worry! I'll be finished with this lickity-split in no time! (He entered a large and intense generator core that creates electric arcs of powerful magnitude)...WHOA! This looks like a dangerous place to be in. Those electric arcs look like they can kill me.... Actually, this kinda reminds me of my last fight with Archy the Elecmand back on Altus, except... I think this thing is smarter.
  • (Squidward): Just hurry! Those kids and their digital pets aren't going to stay fighting forever!
  • Nanobyte: You can't rush sabotage! (He advances as a Trojan Program similar to Vademon spotted him, panicked, and pressed a button)... Now then! Let's plant this bomb and get the f*** out of dodge! (Suddenly, a mechanical roar was heard)... Wha? (Suddenly, a giant mechanical worm came out with 4 arms, glowing electric sides, a glowing blue lens on it's front, and let out a giant mechanical roar)
  • (Pleakly): COMPUTER WORM!!!
  • (Chaos): Yeesh, who knew Apocalymon had worms? Are there any "Digi-Vets" on standby? (A rimshot was heard as nobody was laughing with him)...
  • (Puss): That's not funny, Chaos! Worms are not funny! They kill people and ruin their lives.
  • (Archimedes): Yeah, Chaos, too soon!
  • Nanobyte: UH, GUYS, THIS IS NOT LIKE ANY COMPUTER WORM I'VE EVER SEEN!!! THIS ONE IS BIGGER THAN ALL THE OTHERS!! LIKE, AS BIG AS A TERRAGORD COMPARED TO ME!!! PLEASE TELL ME THIS THING HAS A WEAKNE- (The worm fired a devastating and intense focus beam) -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! (The worm roared as it chased him) CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP?!
  • (Zosimo): "Nano, focus! This may not be a familier computer worm, but it's a computer worm reguardless! You beaten worms before, don't let this be your greatest setback!"
  • Nanobyte: "I'M NOT SURE THIS THING EVEN HAS ANY OF THE SAME WEAKNESSES IN THE OTHER WORMS!?"
  • (Miami): "I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG KISS IF YOU AT LEAST TRY?!"
  • Nanobyte:... How long?
  • (Miami): AS LONG AS WE CAN HOLD OUR BREATH TO DO IT!!!
  • Nanobyte: (Got a determined face as a wrestling bell ring was heard and he dodged the worm's mega-laser when it locked onto him with it's multiple laser sights as he crawled on the walls avoiding it's attacks and began to attack with it's 4 arms as they displayed deadly electric arcs and he dodged them, only using a grenade to blast two of them off as it roared, and fired it's mega-beam at him again, only for him to jump over to it's eye-lens and shatter it with a punch) That should keep you from doing any laser nonsense. (He begins throwing multiple grenades that not only take out the last of it's arms, but also hinders it's power supply as it roars, then starts slithering towards the mother core's arcs)... Now what's it doing?
  • (Kowalski): I don't know, but it doesn't sound good. (The worm subjects itself to the core's arcs, and it allows it to recharge and heal)... GOOD GOLLY-WOLLY!!! IT'S HEALED AND REPLENISHED ITSELF!!!
  • Nanobyte: Okay, THAT'S not very fair.
  • (Sandy): Seems like you MAY have to disable the mother core so it won't heal itself again.
  • Nanobyte: AND HOW DO I DO THAT WHEN IT WILL DEFEND IT?!? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DESTROY THE THING WITHOUT BEING TACKLED!
  • (Jumbaa): Hey, you cannot blame virus protection procedures. They're SUPPOSED to be efficient and smart. As someone who has done saboteur work before, you should know that, so FIGURE IT OUT!!!
  • Nanobyte: Okay, okay! Yeesh! (The worm instantly replaced it's mega-beam lens through energetic means and fired the beam at him again as he jumped out of the way bruised) Urrrgh! (Gets out some nectar and sips it up to heal him) WHEW! Taste like healing! (Takes deep breath and looks around, and aftr noticing the mega-beam aiming lasers, and the core, he suddenly got an idea)... BINGO! (Jumps across the battlefield dodging the worm's many attacks until he tricked it into damaging the core, lowering the arc pressure and allowing him to quickly finish it off with the last of his grenades, his tesla pointer, and everything else in his disposal as the energy left not only slowed down healing for the worm, but also slows and short-circuits Apocalymon as he gets less efficient fighting off the DigiDestined. Then the worm exploded as it blew a cavity that caused Apocalymon to have a seizure)...(Nanobyte protected himself with a cover, and discovered that the core was still intact)...Wha? The core is still intact? EVEN AFTER THAT BLAST?!?
  • (Dr. Cockroach): That's Digizoid armor plating. It's the strongest metal in the Digital World. What you're looking at is the purified Red Digizoid armor, which is a GOOD defense against heavy forces. It can be hard to break through, so the ion detonator of yours should penetrate it through the electrical currents, and given the other 9 you just planted, that'll be enough to take down Apocalymon.
  • (Crane): And you seem to have made Apocalymon itself feel that something's wrong. It currently looks like it's getting eaten from the inside.
  • (Sandy): Well, with that said, all ya' have to do is plant the bomb, get out of there, rejoin us and watch Apocalymon blow up sky high.
  • Nanobyte: Sounds easy enough. (Activates the bomb and retreats as he begins running through the internal levels of Apocalymon)

Outside.

  • Before Apocalymon can comence any new attack, it began spazzing and suffering as if it is getting a mingrain and a heart-attack!
  • Tai: What?
  • Joe: Why is one of the most powerful digimon ever spazzing out as if it's vital orgins were compromised?
  • Girl Sora: Looks like we may've had some help of miniature proportions. Look! (They see Nanobyte coming out of Apocalymon as he joined back up with the other heroes)
  • Matt:... I think that I know what's about to happen to this giant f*****! In which case... WE NEED TO GET OUT OF RANGE, RIGHT NOW!!! (They all did that as the Lodgers comically got sunglasses and Nanobyte detonated the bombs, blowing up Apocalymon as it roared in defeat, surprising the Sage's Brother and causing his jaw to literally drop)
  • Sage's Brother:...WHAT?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! I MADE SURE THAT DICTYMON-LIKE CREATURE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO SUCCEED!!
  • Ruther: Hey, we came, we saw, we conquered!
  • Mr. Krabs: Yeah, he was QUITE the fighter. But we came out on top! Now surrender, SB, or things will get inconvenient!
  • Sage's Brother: D'OH WHAT THE, GAAAAAAAOHHHHH?! It's clear if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself! (Teleports down there)... I'LL SHOW YOU ALL A REAL FIGHT!!!
  • Great Sage: (Teleports down with him) Not quite! You'll have to get past ME first. It's time we settled this debate mono-a-mono!
  • Sage's Brother:... As you wish! (They both prepared to battle)
  • Great Sage:... Brother, what is taking over our people and laying waste to the Rabodans supposed to accomplish? If you do this, we'll be in far more trouble than even Sidebottom reaped on us!
  • Sage's Brother: WORTH it! If the Grand Council or any other higher-ups have a problem with it, we'll defend ourselves and say that it was for the greater good!
  • Great Sage: The Grand Council has not been nor never will amused by crimes being done for 'the greater good', I assure you! They simply will NOT look this over. And resisting them is considered high-treason, and that won't be taken well either! This is NOT going to accomplish anything except make us look horrible! And I REFUSE to allow you to make the situation worse!
  • Sage's Brother: YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
  • Great Sage: I pretty much do, thank you, AND I CHOOSE, NOT TO BE A SAD DELUDED FOOL LIKE YOU?! So you're just going to kill anyone who stands in your way until you get there? If that's your idea, then I wish for NO part of it!
  • Sage's Brother: I'll kill as MANY as I have to if it means we have our world back and make sure it STAYS that way! There's BOUND to be a worse race out there that will steal our world and bring us right back where we started! I am the ONLY one who can ensure that our world stays safe from the dangers the outside world offers!
  • Great Sage: LOOK AROUND YOU, BROTHER! OUR RACE ONLY SUPPORTS ME! I GAVE THEM A GREATER MEANS TO GET OUR HOME BACK! THE RABODANS DON'T HATE US ANYMORE, AND YOU ACT LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING!
  • Sage's Brother: It IS a bad thing! What's not to say they're only going to turn on us in the end?
  • Great Sage: THAT'S A FAR-FETCHED ACCUSATION, AND YOU KNOW IT! OUR RACE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH! THE RABODANS AGREED TO BRING US OUR HOME BACK, AND IF YOU DO THIS, THAT'LL GIVE THEM GOOD REASON TO TURN ON US! THAT'S WHY YOU MUST BE SILENCED AND STOPPED!
  • Sage's Brother: I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE, PREVENT THE INVADERS FROM PREVENTING OUR RETURN FOR VENGEANCE!
  • Great Sage: "..... You DO realise we're on the adversary stone, right? And only those like the sage can be protected from it's magic with things like the Sage staff."
  • Sage's Brother: "I-....... I........ I........... I, did not think this through, did I?"
  • Mimi: "Nope! That was very silly of you indeed!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, classic case of shooting yourself in the foot, here."
  • Gazelle: "It actselly would've been better to accept defeat and being unpopular with grace and dignity instead of what you just did."
  • Sage's Brother: ".... DAH!? I am not afraid of anything the stone would use against me anyway! (A Huge Shadow formed from behind as the heroes get defensive!) I fear, nothing! Heck, I don't even fear the snow demon of our people's darkest legends! I-"
  • Dark and intense growls are heard.....
  • Sage's Brother: "...... I....... I...... (Looks behind him to see a huge Yeti-Like Monster with a normal mouth, and an abominable second one on his gut!)........ (Squeaky) Mother."
  • The Yeti Monster roared!
  • Zosimo: "D'OOOHHHH! OF CHOURSE THE IDIOT HAS TO BE AFRAID OF THE INFAMOUS NANAMO-MOUTHICUS!? AKA, THE ICE DEMON OF DEVOUR!?"
  • Icky: "As if the haunted Glitch wasn't enough of a highlight for this trainwreck!"
  • The Ice Demon snarled viciously!
  • The Sage's Brother yelped like a pathic cowerd and ran off like the scared chickem shit that he is!
  • The Ice Demon roared greatly as it chased after the Sage's Brother!
  • The Heroes aimed to aid him, but the Great Sage stopped them!
  • Great Sage: "I admire that you wanted to spare my brother of his fate, but.... It's clear that the Adversary Stone has deemed his interfearence, even if it's to it's benifit, to be unjust and against on how it wishes to test your strentgh. The Adversary Stone is.... Not vert forgiving to cheaters, even in an anything goes battle if he was not a direct contender."
  • Shifu: "You sure you don't want us to help your brother?"
  • Great Sage: "He was already gone when he let hatred consumed him, like how the Extinctioners did. Sparing him will just leave him to continiously be a threat that will never rest."
  • Icky: "You sure on that?"
  • Great Sage: "..... He was willing to harm a Great Sage because he wasn't going to get his way.... I'm sad to say that redemption would always be ignored by him."
  • Zosimo: "Well that, and it ain't wise to tick off a Nanamo-Mouthicus of it's meal, even when it's only an emulation.... It doesn't end pretty."
  • Great Sage: "That is not even the worse of it. If you fail to surpass a challnage of the Adversary Stone...... You will become part of it's power forever."
  • Duke: ".... Ya mean.... (Gulp).... It's one of those, you lose, you ain't gonna leave kind of deals?"
  • The Great Sage sighed sadly.
  • Great Sage: "Some part of me wished that wasn't true."
  • The Sage's Brother ran like a cowerd, until he was grabbed by the Ice Demon and beaten sevrely?!
  • The Heroes and Audience flinched at the great punishment The Sage's Brother was getting!
  • The Sage's Bro was tossed the wall as he cartoonishly crashed into it!
  • Sage's Brother: "(Dazed) Oh danny boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling."
  • The Ice Demon roared victoriously as it turned into purple engery as it formed around the brother.
  • Sage's Brother: "(Recovers) Oh no! No-no-no!? Unhand the future sage of the true rulers of Trecene at once, you accursed rock?! I was just helping you out to be rid of those invader lovers?!"
  • Voice: "You were cheating to benifit yourself to rid yourself of the rightful leader, your own brother, for the aim of being cruel to others?!"
  • Sage's Brother: "WAIT!? WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP!? LORD TRECENE WILL NEVER ALLOW THIS TO BEFALL ME?! I AM NEEDED?!"
  • Voice: "Your impudence is no longer appresiated by him!?"
  • The Sage's Brother's replacement staff is absorbed by the stone!
  • The Sage's Brother: "(WIMPLFULLY YELLS)?! NO PLEASE?! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET OUR HOME BACK?! AND YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME ME FOR MY HASTINESS IF I FELT THAT THE INVADERS CAN'T BE TRUSTED?! EVERYTHING I DID WAS ONLY FOR THE TRECENERIANS?! HENCE WHY THE PLANET WE NAMED IOUR GREAT GOOD AFTER,  BELONGED TO US?! IT WAS OUR HOME?! OUR HOME?! THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO- (Slowly starts to sink into the floor) (SCREAMS?!) NO?! NOOOO?! NO!? STOP!? PLEASE?! WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED!? MY BROTHER CHEATED TOO?!"
  • Voice: "THE GREAT SAGE ONLY DID WHAT HE DID TO NEEDLESSLY DEFEND HIS TITLE FROM AN UNWORTHY NAYSAYER?! Also, anything goes. And he did it in a way that still allowed the combatents to handle themselves. HE DIDN'T TRIED TO MAKE THEM STRONGER LIKE YOU DID?!"
  • The Sage's Brother: "NO FAIR!? I HATE STUPID TECNECALITIES?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET US TO FIGHT FOR OUR HOM?! WE WERE THE VICTIMS FIRST?! WE HAD THE RIGHT TO GET EVEN?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE- (Goes inside the floor as he magicly rotted into chrystail bone) eeeeeeeeeee (Ehcos away)."
  • Icky: "Yeesh! That's some freaky "Drag Me to Hell" kind of shit right there!"
  • The Presence of what is left of the Sage's Brother turns into engery that retores the Arena back to perfection condition to repair itself of the damage Gazelle did.
  • Kolwalski: "..... By Enstein's Hair! It appears that the stone healed itself with the lifeforce of any that lost to it!"
  • Great Sage: "Which is why we normally only used this arena for those on trail. And you won gracefully."
  • Ruther: ".... Yikes..... Look, sir, we're really sorry about your brother, I mean, we DID offer to help him out, and-"
  • Great Sage: "Like I said. There would've been no reversing his bitterness. This, to my sadness, is the only way he can atthive peace."
  • Tollund: "Not meaning to sound cold, but to be honest, it's one less trouble-maker in my book."
  • Hawkens: "Same here. Anyone who chooses to be more like Crotson is better off not being among us."
  • Great Sage: "But now, it must become a time to further move on. Now, before we can use the arena for more benvolent reasons, I would like for Ruther and the heroes...... Even your Rabodan companians, to meet Lord Trecene."
  • Icky: "Hey wait a minute, what happened to that whole "Chell and the Professor" can't come crap?"
  • Great Sage: Well, at first, I thought they would be a hindrance to the mission at hand since they have not displayed anything worth having them around. Then... When I witnessed Chell and Aberrant playing a part in fighting of an enemy feared for years... I'm sure that Lord Trecene would be grateful. He rewards people who commit bravery and awakening. So he CAN see some potential for you to come. And after witnessing how much Ms. Helix here cares about Ruther to the point of true love, it's a quality he sees as something not worth hindering since he feels that, if a pair DOES love each other, they should die in action together.
  • Aberrant: And me?
  • Great Sage: You're seeking to give Ruther the strength to accomplish this, concerning the fact that you aided in proving the hidden potential the humans possessed. Miscegenation or not, Ruther CAN achieve said hidden potential. So Lord Trecene would be GLAD to allow you to grace him.
  • Chell:... Thank you so much, Great Sage. This really means a LOT to me. I would be NOTHING without Ruther.
  • Great Sage: Your heroic feat against the legendary Pixxart proves it enough. Now come with me.

Abominable Peak Lab

  • Dr. Aberrant: (Working on the nuclear missiles, installing the same genetic regression serum from earlier in them)... Not that I want to encourage a madman's mind, but, even I can't entirely deny it, it is admitingly well played of him to have this serum be installed in these missiles.
  • Scientist #1: It is also for an impourent reason. He says that there's 56 colonies in the humans' interdimensional sanctuary. Don't know how he acquired that footage since that info is need-to-know classified to us.
  • Scientist #2: And considering the power we have, he's already got a strategy on standby.
  • Scientist #3: But he said it must be done ASAP because the Lodgers are soon to find us.
  • Dr. Aberrant: Well, normally I would joke about Gen being hasty over a gang of misfited heroes, but considering what we're up against, I actselly can't blame him for being this concerned. When it comes to missions, the Lodgers plow into any obstacle that stands in their way until they reach the finish line. (Finishes) THERE! That oughtta' do it. The first nuclear missile has a decent supply of genetic regression serum. The nuclear radiation AND the serum spread across upon impact will kill them for good. Now then, I need to take my dinner break. I'm looking forward to Banquet Day coming soon. (Leaves)

Later...

  • Aberrant: (He is seen enjoying alien-like cuisine until the pipelines clanked and cluttered as a familiar voice was heard)
  • Ri'gmort: (He weakly flies in partially frozen) Aberrant!... Finally, got free... of Grin-Face!
  • Dr. Aberrant: Rig! Where's Grin?
  • Ri'gmort: He's... Been arrested!
  • Dr. Aberrant:... Oh, of COURSE he's been arrested..... Why, was it because you blew his cover like a jackass? I mean seriously, if it was over being called a pest or vermin, good grief, learn to ackledge a fact of life, you prideful insect!
  • Ri'gmort: Where are you? Getting dark! Hold me! (Aberrant tries to grab him roughly as he screams out of the way flying above him with a distressed lighting butt) HEY, I MEANT LET ME CRAWL ON YOUR HAND GENTLE-LIKE!!! GEEZ, YOU EVER HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE PET QROACHES?!? YOU ARE SUCH A BUZZKILL!!!
  • Dr. Aberrant: What makes you think I'll cut you some slack after all you made Grineace do to me?
  • Ri'gmort: Oh, come on, I'm your friend, right?
  • Dr. Aberrant: No! We've stopped being friends since the FIRST day you bullied me with a friend that's bigger than you! If you want to redeem yourself, then you'll have to prove it to me.
  • Ri'gmort: WHAT?!? PROVE IT?!? (He was later put in a glass jar with air-holes) AOW!!!
  • Dr. Abberant: "Luckly for you, I can't bring myself to inform Gen of this because HE MIGHT HARSHFULLY PUNISH ME AS WELL FOR GIVING HIM BAD NEWS?! (Quietly) That and my father had a major impourence for you he was never able to explain to you, you un-enlighten pest. (Openly) But at the least I can be abe to keep you around for my own intents and purposes."
  • Rigamortus: "Wait, what intents and purposes?"
  • Dr. Abberant: "....... (Sighs)....... You know on how I can't bring myself to exactly tolerate you?"
  • Rigamortus: "I noticed it like a bad itch!!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Well.... Have you ever wondered, WHY did I dragged you along with me to eventually end up being a patsy to a rotten polotison?"
  • Rigamortus: "Well I assumed you were gonna do twisted exspeariments on me!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Oh don't get me wrong, I fantiised about that, but no. It's actselly something way different.... Ever wonder why my father did what he did to you?"
  • Rigamortus: "To play god?"
  • Dr. Abberant: "...... Rig....... He did what he did to you, is so you can become a living cure to the Zolost serum...... You being annoyingly sentient is.... An unfortunate side-effect to an otherwise successful project."
  • Rigamortus: "....... I'm sorry, what?"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Think about it, you tiny-brained insect!? Did you think I would actselly be stupid enough to commit career suiside like joining a terror group and aide them to destroy a benfitial race over an anomaly?! What kind of fool do you take me for!?"
  • Rigamortus was about to speak!
  • Dr. Abberant: "Don't answer that. Truth be told.... All this is apart of an ilaberate plan to instead, get rid of the Humans anomality! I just used the story of me wanting to kill them off as a front to prevent my brother from coming after me!"
  • Rigamortus: "Wait...... You didn't want the humans destroyed but instead..... Just turn them to everyone else? HOW?!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Simple! Appearently, the Zolost serum and your DNA now impervious to it, can actselly be mixed to create a concoction that can actselly only get rid of the anomality, but leave them alive and perfectly harmless! In fact, the serum IN the bombs is NOT the true Zolost serum! Why, prior to Grin Eateron's joining, I made sure I was able to colelct a piece of your DNA, mixed it with the REAL Zolost Serum, made more of the created concoction, and had that be instailed into the RAPTURE devices!It's fool-proof!"
  • Rigamortus: "Well yeah, except for the fact that your attacthing the new serum into NUCLEAR BOMBS!?"
  • Dr. Abberant laughed!
  • Rigamortus: "Oh boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Doc! Doc! GET A GRIP?!"
  • Dr. Abberant grabbed the jar forcefully!
  • Rigamortus: "..... Good grip."
  • Dr. Abberant brough the jar to his face!
  • Dr. Abberant: "Did you HONESTLY, HONESTLY thought that the Rabodan Millaterry would be STUPID enough to leave uranium in the blasted things after all has been said and done?!"
  • Rigamortus: "Wait, you mean those things are even MORE useless then just being abit old?!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "ALCHOURSE, YOU IDIOT BUG!? You didn't honestly think the Extinctioners were the only ones after those stupid things, right?! People worse or just as bad as them gunned after those over-sized firefcrackers, even the VA! So the Rabodan Millaterry at the time had the uranium removed?! They only said the weapons still had the stuff inside so they can have the pleasure to kick the butts of any enemies of Rabodan interests, domestic and outsider, to stroke our race's zeal!"
  • Rigamortus: "You..... You........ You mean to tell me that..... All that careful planning, that heist, all of their hard work..... All this is-"
  • Dr. Abberant: "A complete waste of time. And best part, even our citizens and polotions believed into the millaterry organised lie, even Baron Sidebottom and his family! I mean, be honest Rig. Didn't you thought it was odd of the Millaterry to not resolve this matter by themselves istead of calling for vigilantie heroes, and waste time with trail nonsense if there was actselly uranium in those useless overgrown fireworks?"
  • Rigamortus: "...... (Facepalms!)"
Epic "Mass Facepalm"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

  • Dr. Abberant: "..... I know. It's embarrising to me as well to know about that. Situations like that, REALLY make me question my race's belief in perfection."
  • Rigamortus: "(Sighs)..... So, your telling me, that you scammed an entire terror group, to steal nukes that are TRUELY nutered as nukes, filling them with NOT deadly serum but instead, something that'll basicly be, a reverse of their anomality sort've thing?"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Indeed. What looks like terrorisum, is really my coup de gra on the anomality itself. That way, it'll be a stalemate. The Humans won't be on the path to being destroyed like the Ceallans, the universes can still hope for the humans return, and most of all, Gen and the Extinctioners will be shammed and shamed into former shells of their extremeist glorly! And after a brief stay in prison, trust me, I did consider reality's fickleness, I'll be released early for good behavior, helps that since all this is likely Oranos leaning, Young Chokera is more then kind and a great contrast to her harsh father, so it's a no brainer. Just be very nice, which helps that tecnecally I was never that evil, be let out, then go back to my brother, rekindle things, and resume persuing my real call to science. A perfect finish to things."
  • Rigamortus: "EXCEPT FOR THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD AND THE HEROES ACT, CHROME DOME!? THEY'LL PRETTY MUCH PUT A HALT TO THE DAMN OPERATION, AND WITHOUT PROPER KNOWLEDGE, THEY'LL ASSUME OTHERWISE, AND YOU BEING LET OUT ON GOOD BEHAVIOR WILL BE IMPOSSABLE FOR A GUY WHO AIDED TERRORISUM WITH NUKES?!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "I had a contendency plan for that. Should they come as expected, you, me, and all my resreach and exspeariments will escape from here and hide out until the heat dies down. I will still come out unscathed reguardless of everything."
  • Rigamortus: "...... Say......... You earned my respect for that, Doc. I mean, scamming a terror group? Just getting rid of the anomality? And taking advantage of a millaterry conspiracty? You ARE a genius! And if it goes well, the worse you get is either bad press, small jail time, or both. You otherwise get off scout free. I respect that, Doc. Maybe your not so much of a crackpot after all."
  • Dr. Abberant: "Oh that's so typical of you to say- Wait, you said the oppisite to what I was expecting."
  • Rigamortus: "Oh trust me! Not even Grin would've been able to pull this off! You see, me and Griny, kinda broke up. I think I just found my new best pal."
  • Dr. Abberant: "..... You really think that?"
  • Rigamortus: "No con. Truth be told, Gen is nothing more then just a living discription of a passe fad! But you, Doc! Your the man of tomorrow! Why, you'll go down in history as the guy who scammed a terror group and in a way, lead to their downfall! And, preventing the humans from ending up like the Ceallans, if that IS ever a problem, is good points to. On top of that, it would make Gen look like the chump that he is. Why, I never really liked that guy. In fact, that masikist can go die in a fire for all I care! If this goes right, history, will remember ya fondly as the greatest unconventional hero ever!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "I believe the politically correct term is "Anti-Hero"...... But yes..... I like the sound of that...... Although, even the most perfect of plans can go wrong thanks to the unkindness of fate. As brillient as my plan is, it's clear that I can't maintain it myself. I would need your help. I want you to serve as my scout for if the ineditable accures, so I will know to escape. Deal?"
  • Rigamortus: "You got yourself a deal. (Dr. Abberant freed Rigamortus and shaked his tiny claw)..... And for what it's worth..... I'm sorry for being rough. I just didn't understood why your dad did this to me."
  • Dr. Abberant: "Well now that you know that your basicly a living cure, I believe this is a start of a new kinship."
  • Rigamortus: "Let's not go ahead of ourselves Doc. Let's see how this goes out first before we get cuddly."
  • Dr. Abberant: "Fair enough. Now get into position quickly!"
  • ???: ATTEN-HUP! (The scientists got ready) OVERLORD GEN I SIDE IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE, AND HE EXPECTS THESE NUCLEAR MISSILES TO BE FULLY OPERATIONAL!! TRUST ME, IF HE SEES EVEN A SINGLE THING WRONG, HE IS NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY! HE KILLS ANY WHO BRINGS BAD NEWS!!! SO YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE MISSILES READY!!!
  • Ri'gmort:... Oh... Follow-up question, if there's no uranium in the missiles, then won't someone be suspicious when they discover there's none in it?
  • Aberrant: Oh, I took care of that. I put in something resembling uranium to catch them off-guard. Instead, there's technetium. It's an element that can be found in this planet's crust, as well as in these very mountains, is similar in appearance, and as we both know... kinda... Technetium is a spontaneous fission product in uranium ore.... It's not as dangerious as true Uranium, and at worse, it'll only give painful skin rashes that last for at least several days and fade away after words. It's f****** foolproof!
  • Ri'gmort: (Chuckles) You are such a clever bastard!

Outside Aberrant's Break Room

  • Scientist: (Everyone was in a lined formation as this one wasn't and was running into the empty spot) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! (Made it as he got into position and Gen himself arrived)
  • Gen:... HELLO, NERDS AND GEEKS!!! I trust you have kept our nuclear stockpile safe and ready for deployment?...AND WHERE IS DOCTOR ABERRANT?!?
  • ???: Right over here, sir! (He rushes in) Sorry, I took a dinner break.
  • Gen: It's alright, Doc. I won't blame you for nature's laws. Now then, how's the installation of the serum going?
  • Dr. Aberrant: It's going very well, sir. We have just completed the first chemo-nuclear missile.... What? Too cheesy?
  • Gen: It's been days since we gained these things, and now you're telling me you just finished ONE?!?
  • Dr. Aberrant: Forgive me, sir. But as the saying goes, the Dynasty wasn't built in a day.
  • Gen:... I suppose I CAN forgive you, but just this once, and only because your too impourent for the plans for anything.... Periment. But remember, Aberrant, it must be ready ASAP! I don't want us to be ill-prepared when we get ready for our invasion. Now, enough about the missiles, let's discuss the interdimensional portal. How's progress on THAT?
  • Dr. Aberrant: Oh, sir, you know that that kind of technology is tough, even for us. We'd need a phantom drive in order for it to work, and that technology is as rare as... Well... Phantom drives!
  • Gen: I was not asking that, peebag! How complete is it BESIDES the phantom drive?
  • Dr. Aberrant:... 86%, sir.
  • Gen: That's all I needed to hear. As for the phantom drive, that's of no concern. I already took care of it. (Takes out a blueprint) I required THIS from a raid on Breezso Prime. It's a schematic for the phantom drive used in the Interdimensional Portal. With this, we won't have to worry about stealing an ACTUAL phantom drive. We can just build it from scratch.
  • Dr. Aberrant:... How long have you had THAT?!?
  • Gen: NONE OF YOUR ZEESWAX HOW LONG I HAD IT, CRACKPOT!!! All you need to know is that I've got it specifically for our transport. Now, you have your orders. Take this to the engineers in the portal lab. They'll do the rest.
  • Dr. Aberrant: Yes, sir!
  • Gen: Now, I shall inspect the missile you finished. If there's a SINGLE thing wrong with it, then expect a rough call from me. And I used the term, (cracks his knuckles and neck), loosely. Dismissed.
  • Dr. Aberrant: (Gulp).... Yes, sir! (He heads out)
  • Gen: OH! And one more thing, Aberrant! I haven't gotten word from Grineace since I sent him off. Do you possibly know what could've happened to him?
  • Dr. Aberrant: Haven't seen or heard from him either, sir. Maybe something happened to him.
  • Gen: (Laughs raucously) Don't be ridiculous, crackpot! Grineace didn't make it THIS far just to lose. I'm sure he'll be back any moment now. Now do your job. (Aberrant left)

Later, in Gen's Office

  • Gen: (Comes in as the monstrous silhouette was seen snarling again)...
  • ???: So, how was inspection?
  • Gen: So far, so good. Nothing was off. I ensure you, Scratcher, that by the end of this storm, the humans will be wiped off the face of the UUniverses.
  • Scratcher: (Reveals himself as an insane saber-tooth-like predator on a chain, chuckling wildly) HUMANS ARE MONSTERS!!!
  • Gen: "Monsters" doesn't do them justice. They're worse then just a petty insult. They're defects! Universeal Embarrisments! But know this, Scratcher, we must hold the attack until we ensure that EVERY obstacle is taken care of. It wouldn't be wise to do an attack while there are those, (brings out a screen of the Lougers past adventures in the AUU), that can actselly be a great hinderence. If even the VA can't survive these folks, a group that's been around even before those silly world conquesters has no better garrentie unless we plan this, carefully.
  • Scratcher: I'll tear those off-worlders TO SHREDS!!! (Cackles until Gen grabbed his front paw!)
  • Gen: SAVE YOUR ENERGY! As you can see, they handled beasts that are worse thyen even you.
  • Scenes of the Lougers conguring a multitude of creatures!
  • Gen: "..... You'd be smart to not bum rush them like a fool. If we overcome this challnage and with proper planning, nothing can stop us from ridding the both of us of humans."
  • Scratcher: "YEAH! Boom-Booms are gonna waste them!"
  • Gen: Don't over-estimate my ansistery's anichent atthivement. You should know that humans don't go down easy, EVEN with nuclear weapons. If you've seen movies of them, you'll know they are QUITE resilient. They can prosper and survive even the most FATAL of fallouts. As soon as we enter their dimension, we'll stay there and ensure that every one of those humans are gone. We'll save any surplus missiles for when things get REALLY rough. You see, I have had a plan of attack for most of my leadership....

Flashback

  • (Gen): My family didn't make it this far without analyzing every secret summit concerning the humans' return and status. The one that gave birth to this plan of attack came from THIS very meeting in Villains Act lines....
  • Several Secret Founder figures formed in a circle before a hologrammed from a silluette figure. This is the Head Secret Founder K, or just the Head Secret Founder since he's the only head secret founder.
  • The Head Secret Founder: "Status report, Secret Founder J?"
  • Secret Founder J: "Ohhh, you'll love this new report sir. Our great Villains Act has grown lovely like a well taken cared off Garden."
  • Head Secret Founder: "Really? Give me full details, J."
  • Secret Founder J: Well, as you are aware, we've taken care of any major threat so far. And the rebellions all across the UUniverses are crumbling without proper funding. So far, so good. Our rule is going unopposed.
  • Head Secret Founder: And what about the progress on our scapegoat?
  • Secret Founder J: Well, 1, she still believes she's a Zewinsaur. And as for her reported 'daughter', she hasn't shown up just yet. But in case she DOES end up shanghaied here for some odd reason, any and all followers of us, INCLUDING the half-loyal, will see to it she is eliminated and prevented from tearing our rule apart.
  • Head Secret Founder: And I take it everyone else here is going well in the march of progress?
  • All Secret Founders: Yes, sir!
  • Head Secret Founder: Good, just as well, I did well myself. The humans are still occupied. We have established 56 colonies int he world, even in a world that turns out to be a banishment zone that we agreed to the Quygans not to give any thought about. That, went to serious shit thanks to a bloodly idiot that inadvertingly caused a hidious mess that I prefer not to bring more light into. Aside from that, everything is going... Rather well. I've still been able to convince Mandarious to stay out of these universes, and nobody suspects a thing. I'll keep you posted as our story unfolds.
  • Secret Founder G: Do they expect a thing?
  • Head Secret Founder: Luckly, no. It's as if they went from being a superior race to a bunch of dolts once the HPA went down. And here, I thought Mandarious was a magical genius leader. Another piece of ecidnece that he is not as promising as they hoped.
  • Secret Founder T: Yeah, what a load of losers. And they're supposed to be the race we all over the UUniverses adore and praise? What a joke-
  • Secret Founder T gets zapped as he ccreamed comically
  • Head Secret Founder: "YOU WOULD BE MORE RESPECTFUL THEN THAT, T!?"
  • Secret Founder T: "..... Ow."
  • The Other Secret Founders laugh their asses off!
  • A small spying probe was seen leaving,
  • (Gen): And with that, I was able to receive the knowledge of how many colonies the human had....

Present

  • Gen: I know for a fact that we have ENOUGH nuclear missiles to ravage every one of those planets one-by-one, and advance forward to finish off the lucky humans who have been able to escape the carnage.
  • Scratcher: And the serum?
  • Gen: I'm still holding my breath on whether or not this 'Anomaly' the humans possess is real or not. I like to believe that I know better then to put faith in crackpot therioes. As far as I know, the serum is just an over-kill includtion to already awesome weapons of destruction based on horrorfiving rumors about what the Zolost serum does to those without Ceallan anomalities if they're not even well recorded. But it matters not. Fact of the matter is, the humans are in their final hours. As for me, there is only ONE way to deal with the rest. First you have to put them into a false sense of security and lure them into a trap, before and after cutting off and eliminating any rations or backup. And once you have them trapped on every significant world with nothing else to do... I'll be there to finish them off with my extinction bombs! (Shows him one of the many bombs shown in the introduction of his hideout: 56 red extinction-symbolizer bombs on a holographic screen)... These bombs are meant for and named to be the trigger of their extinction. They will be in EVERY trap sector on the 56 colonies. Infused with genetic regression serum blended with a powerful red toxin, it will mean the end for the humans, and the beginning of our campaign against any and all other races that are of NO worth to us... Starting with those Treceas that litter this planet.
  • Scratcher: I will help you destroy a THOUSAND races in gratitude! DEATH TO THE HUMANS!!! (Cackles wildly)
  • Gen: "Oh please don't laugh like that! I don't understand what drives villains to just laugh out of nowhere other then being too excited for their villainy! It feels like they're being stung by funny bugs or just remembered a stupid joke they heard of off camera! That's so, annoying!"
  • Scratcher: "Sorry master. Just trying to add a trend here."
  • Gen: "..... Sometimes I'm afraid of what Dr. Adderant added in his formula he made for you to make you even greater then that. Why must you talk like that? It bothers me!"
  • Scratcher: "Ok, I won't talk post-moderny. Just, why do you have problem with villains laughing? It classic."
  • Gen: "More like an over-used trendy clishe. I am trying to be serious about "being evil" and not look like I keep remembering a funny moment in my life and looking as if I belong in the looney bin! Somethings, things about that for villains like their sparactic laughing, even in situations too serious for that, boggles my mind and frankly, fruststraightes me! It's as compaireable to saterday morning cartoon tropes! That's why I try to act and behave professionally and only laugh in where it's approbetae and not litteraly every few minutes even in the middle of a struggle! You get what I am trying to say, Scracther?"
  • Scratcher: Well, one, I start off as non-sentient animal who lost pack to humans. It takes a while for artificial sentient animals to get hang of proper use of universal language of Usuablothian... Or... What was it called before Usuabloth revolutionized it?
  • Gen: Does that matter?
  • Scratcher: Never mind. Second, I respect you are one of many villains who think evil laughter is time-wasting and weird. But I'm just not one of them.
  • Gen:... Very well. Glad we have some agreement. Now, let's just hope for certain that we can get all of this ready before those misfits get here.
  • Scratcher:... One thing I don't get is why everyone calls them 'misfits', as if it's some pet name.
  • Gen: Well look at them in the screen! (Scracther does that) Alot of them are vastly out of place for even their own socities!
  • Scratcher:... I guess that makes sense.

Trecenerain City.

  • The Great Sage was leading the group to where Lord Trecene would reside.
  • Xandy:...So, how big is this Teadr 0 supercomputer of yours?
  • Great Sage: As big as wisdom itself. We remodeled Lord Trecene to fit a God's descriptive setting.
  • Baloo: You mean aside from how godly a setting it has already?
  • Great Sage: Okay, I know it's a machine, but it would be formal to refer to it as 'He'. Sometimes, to be FULLY formal to it's origin, you capitalize each of his pronouns like so many people have referred to them in the past.
  • Shifu: Eh, not the first time Gods or higher-ups have had capitalized pronouns.
  • Kowalski: Exactly. Especially when you read the Virtual War Chronologs by Gloria Skurzynski. Quite a good example AND a good play on sci-fi. You should read it-
  • Skipper: Nobody cares, Kowalski!
  • Dr. Cockroach: Speak for yourself, plumpy! That book series isn't that bad.
  • Icky: I don't quite see how easy it will be to not refer to machines like a supercomputer as 'it' considering we do it all the time. Sometimes the many times we refer to machines as 'people' are what we recognize as AI and robots.
  • Great Sage: Well, in a way, Lord Trecene IS an AI, only it's fully-sentient. The Gods have fully-sentient AI just like many Teadr 1 races like the Yatorans do.
  • Icky:... I suppose THAT could help.
  • Great Sage: Here we are. (They arrive in an icy room with a highly-advanced supercomputer with several gold, white, and silver metallic compositions, has several large holographic screens across the room with eye-like icons on them, the eyes themselves literally looking at them, and large plasma flames were blowing)... Behold, Lord Trecene's Chambers!
  • Icky:...Neat colored flames!
  • ???: (David Bowie-like voice) Welcome, Shell Lodge Squad! I have been expecting you! (A large cyan head with pointed ears and three eyes appeared)... I am Lord Trecene! (The flames intensified)... (Chuckles), I love doing that!
  • Icky: Holy crap, you're the frightening Oz head on half-steroids.
  • Gilda: Half-steroids?
  • Icky: Full-Steroids would have a much MORE intense appearance, and half something else that doesn't make him TWICE as pantss******g!
  • Squidward: And why does he sound like Lord Royal Highness?
  • Lord Trecene: Well that's kinda of a very repetitive regel name, don't you think? Anyway, I commend everything you have been through since your first arrival to our worlds. Now, I have the honor of meeting you.
  • Merlin: I'm sure the pleasure's all ours. We have come to fix a few things on this planet, including the Trecea's seclusion problem.
  • Duke: Though we were initially here for the Extinctioners until we were roped into learning about this s*** you guys were going through.
  • Lord Trecene: "Yeeeeah, sorry, about that. Ya know, if it helps, I did tried my darness to talk my people out of this, but these people realy are dedicate to take back the planet from the Rabodans- Oh, I mean-"
  • Ruther: "No need to correct yourself, we took care of their issues with Rabodans."
  • Lord Trecene: "Oh, right. Anyway, I have been trying to tell them that the Rabodans may be afraid of me going into bad hands. And can ya blame them? I'm not exactly made with programs that prevent me from granting even the most rediculious request. Don't believe me outside of making the Trecenrians Teadr 1? Go ahead, ask me anything."
  • Mr. Krabs: "...... I WISH FOR THE WRECK OF THE MONA LOA?!"
  • Lord Trenece: "(Robotic voice) Scanning. Scanning. (Does a series of scanning Mr. Krabs and shows an image of the mentioned wreck.)
  • Lord Trecene began to hop about as it brought forth of the actual wreck of the Mona Loa!
  • Mr. Krabs cheered as he leaped up and started to bath in the gold of the treasure!
  • Lord Trecene: "(Head returns)..... Ya see what I mean? I do any request to even anyone that has a less benifitcal wish. Can you imagine what I would end up bring forth to a less desireable person?"
  • Zosimo: "Well, Lord Trecene. You might be glad to know that I offer to help you out of that problem. I can instail some needed programs that'll keep you from being so quick to randomly grant anyone a certain wish."
  • Lord Trecene: "Oh and I appresiate that, it's just that, well.... I am after all, (Gets dramatic) THE TECKNOWAGEY OF THE GODS?! (The flame thing happens again) (Goes back to normal) I'm a level beyond even Teadr 1. I.... Might be difficult to master. I'm at a level where only gods or true tecknowagey enfusiest can understand anything about what Teadr 0 is."
  • Zosimo: "Well I'm the second thing! I love tec like you wouldn't believe!"
  • Icky: "Trust me. The guy even collects trading cards about tec!"
  • Ruther: "Though let's not focus on that yet.... I.... Kinda need to ask...... I know that I get freakishly strong and tough when insulted, but..... Why IS that? Is it the Anomality?"
  • Lord Trecene: "Well, to get pholistofical..... The answer's yes, and no. What you are going through is just the negitive way to activate the anomality. Humans have positive, AND negitive ways to activate their anomalities. The shorce of all your problems is because the negitive side keeps getting activated."
  • Ruther: "Ohhhhh boy. So much for proving that the anomality isn't gonna make the humans a threat."
  • Lord Trecene: "Hey now, I wouldn't say that. You just need to learn to how to activate the positive activation, and thus, the negitive activation would be rendered off-obsolete."
  • Ruther: "That's great to hear, but, we don't even know how to get the anomality activated positively! We tried everything!"
  • Lord Trecene: Well, my half-breed friend, allow me to shed a little light on the subject. (The screens show a demonstrative depiction) Negative and positive are polar opposites. Negative focuses on the bad, while the positive focuses on the good. All you've been doing is having negative reactions. But, if you were to have a POSITIVE reaction, then...
  • Ruther:...So what you're saying is that I need to be excited beyond belief? Well, Icky here might've tried that with the human playboy magazine. No effect...at least...not enough to make me a superhero.
  • Lord Trecene: I do not mean a positive reaction as in something that even a simple kiss or a look at some sexually-appealing anatomy can achieve. It has to be pure raw emotion as if you've got the courage and commitment to do your quest the RIGHT way and not by doing it in a negative method, ergo, a POSITIVE reaction. Like if you've lost something or someone close to you. And yes, negative reactions can come from that, but if one learns to fight off negative weakness and focus on the positives, then it'll get you somewhere.
  • Ruther:...I don't see how that'll be easy. How can I get a POSITIVE reaction through a method like that?
  • Lord Trecene: I thought something like that was impossible to achieve as well. But that's only because the human anomaly has NEVER been tested because the humans never knew they had it DESPITE the hundreds of documented genetic diseases and mutations that it spawned.
  • Fidget:...Do OTHER races in the AUU besides the humans and Ceallans get this kind of thing?
  • Lord Trecene: Yes. Genetic diseases are fairly common since the AUU Gods had a highly-efficient way of brewing the primordial ooze that spawned them. Even with technology of a godly level, it would take MILLIONS of years to allow evolution to craft sentient beings to the desired result. Of course, that all changed when Tharles Cerwan gave birth to artificial evolution, but I digress. Even his famous affliction of Cerwan's Mutation, which is widely common in the humans and was for the Ceallans, can appear in OTHER beings because the AUU Gods thought of it as a faster way to adapt.
  • Lola: Amazing!
  • Lord Trecene: Indeed it is. And you've all come to the right place for Ruther to get the boost he needs. There ARE ways to give him a positive boost, and we'll prepare him for that in the Chrystal Arena.
  • Aberrant: Shoot, we were just there dealing with the Great Sage's misguided brother.
  • Lord Trecene: Yes, it was unfortunate. I never trusted him even when everyone was rooting for him. I never spoke up because I was afraid I would be dubbed a false god. But since the Great Sage has done that for me, I shall assist Ruther in his quest for redemption.
  • Ruther: Thank you so much, sir. I can finally make my dead parents and unborn baby sibling proud.
  • Lord Trecene: It's an honor. Alchourse, if you want, we can make it that the Adversary stone just gives you a troublesome bully instead of those Extinctioner Higher-Ups.
  • Ruther: "Thanks, but if I have to unlock the positive activation, I would like to be challnaged to it. I don't want people like Soto and Gen think I'm some kind of wimp."
  • Abberant: "Ahh, brave young man, as usual."
  • Lord Trecene: "Understandable. Just remember this. The Adversary stone tends to be more, stronger with re-matches. That may mean the fallen Extinctioner Leaders, may be more tougher then last time."
  • Ruther: If it means I have to get my chance to avenge my family, it'll be worth the most offensive of hybrid racial slang.
  • Lord Trecene: Then we haven't a moment to lose. It's time...(The plasma flames burst as powerfully as they could) FOR THE TRIALS OF HEROISM!!...
  • Mantis:... Yeesh, and I thought 'Wings of Surveillance' was a pitiful line.
  • Crane: "HEY!"
  • Lord Trecene: Hey, just because I'm a computer of AUU God origin, it doesn't mean I'm good at the whole 'showoff' rubbish. Even the AUU Gods, as transsentient as they are, have their own mortal-like flaws to them. Much of their 'god-like qualities' are derived from reality-warping quantum technology, a gift from their Verse creator Grafatus.
  • Ruther: I'll accept it for the sake of getting this damn thing over with.
  • Lord Trecene: Then let the trials... BEGIIIIIIIIN!!! (The plasma flames wipe the scene to the next one)

Chrystal Arena

  • Ruther was seen in the arena as this time, the Lougers and the HA were in the audience.
  • Lord Trecene: (He appears on multiple screens across the Arena)... Well, Ruther, you'd better get ready for your tests. Just know that the goal here is to resist anything that can peeve you off.
  • Ruther: I'll show them a WHOLE new meaning to "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will NEVER hurt me!"
  • Lord Trecene: Well, then, get ready. (Summons a Derpy-eyed Higher-Up who was drooling)
  • Ruther:... Oh, boy, it's one of the individual higher-ups I didn't exactly kill, but make too brain-damaged to talk. Even with such an infliction, he was still so profound and-
  • Higher-Up: (Yelled something like this as even Lord Trecene got into search mode upon listening to this)
Spongebob yells at Mr Krabs

Spongebob yells at Mr Krabs

  • SpongeBob: (He and Mr. Krabs had dropped jaws)
  • Lord Shen:... And I thought SpongeBob and Ruther's vocabulary were QUITE elaborate.
  • Icky: "Litterally? The SAME joke we did earlier in the episode? Have we finally ran out of material or something?"
  • Ruther:... (Barfs for 20 seconds)... BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING WORSE THAN HIS RACIAL SLANG...IT WAS HOW HE SAID IT!!! (Barfs)
  • Lord Trecene:... (Sighs) This is going to be a LOOOOOOONG session.
  • Brain-Damaged Higher-Up: "ROWL ROWL ROWL ROWL BUTTS?!"
  • Ruther: OKAY, NO MORE!!! (Bitch-slaps him to the ground as he dissipates)...GOD! That's one of the victims I couldn't stand even if I COULD!
  • Lord Trecene: Well, you'll at least be glad to know that there's others that are less disturbing than that...well...not in the sense that he was. Let's start with the general who killed your parents. (The guy in question showed up, more armed than ever with a Rabodan gun with a laser guide with black armed forces)
  • General: (Sing-songy) I'm BAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! (All the forces cocked their guns)
  • Ruther:...(Gulps as he got his guns ready)... Well, General, you should know that racial hybrid slang won't get to me anymore. I'm a man now, a man of ste-
  • General: Genef***!
  • Ruther: (Got peeved with a comical expression as he tried to hold it in as the armed forces laughed at his misfortune)... Must... Not... Get... Cheesed... OFF!!
  • General: Well, are you gonna just stand there, or are you going to kill me? (Ruther was still holding it in)...Well, men! Ready your guns! (They did that)... Ready... Aim... FIRE! (They fired as he dodged in slow motion Matrix style after getting a determined expression as he back-flipped dodging the gunfire until he ended up causing the armed forces to shoot each other while the others were shot down by him)
  • Ruther: (He aimed his guns at the General's face)...
  • General:... Go ahead, shoot me... Hybgra!
  • Ruther: (The word was heard in his head being said by multiple people) NOOO!!! STOOOOOP!!! (The torment literally shattered like glass)... SET TO STUN! (The gun automatically did that, surprising the General)
  • General:...WHAT?!?
  • Ruther: Surprised? You SHOULD be! See you in the hell you SHOULD be in! (Blasts him into unconsciousness as he dissipates)
  • Lord Trecene:... Well done, Ruther! It wasn't perfect, but it's a start. You need to work on getting used to it and not being like... (His expression was seen on the screen as much of the heroes laughed at the expression, including Chell who softly giggled)
  • Ruther:... Oy!
  • Lord Trecene: But don't worry. You'll hopefully get better as time goes on. But given the time we have, we must do it quickly.
  • Chell: "You can do it Ruther!"
  • Professor Abberant: "Keep up the good work, lad!"
  • Lord Trecene:... Now let's get started! (An entire montage of Ruther learning to fight the right way is seen as this music plays)
Vince Dicola - Training Montage (Rocky IV)

Vince Dicola - Training Montage (Rocky IV)

  • Hudson: "I'm gonna need more popseed!"
  • Nanobyte:...Where do you even get that stuff?
  • Hudson: Amazingly, Treceas have food stands and their own horticulture chambers. The popseed they have here taste like the flaveries you get at McQromold's. Not as good as those of C&C's, but still good.

Later...

  • Lord Trecene:... Alright, Ruther, you have adapted well so far. Now it's time for the final test. I must warn you, it will be 10x more difficult than what you faced earlier.
  • Ruther: I'll take their words and shove them up their every-openings!... In a... Non-fatal way, that is. (To himself) But it'd still be funny as f*** either way! So, what exactly am I gonna face anyway?
  • Lord Trecene: You'll see.
  • Soto: (He appears in his bully-period clothes as he has a teaching stick and a chalkboard)...
  • Ruther: ".... Oh sweet Kraan."
  • Soto: Well, my dear students, it's time to learn the naughtiness of racist slang. Yes, there's a lot of them, but today, we're learning about the ones that can make even the most wise of hybrids crack like an egg! And especially for Tether right here when that happens to him as I'll be ready to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche! (Makes spitting noises and laughs maniacally as Ruther was worried and this song played)
Animaniac Kama Sutra Robot Chicken Adult Swim

Animaniac Kama Sutra Robot Chicken Adult Swim

  • Ruther: (Before he could sing any further, he shot him unconscious as everything disappeared)... The only laugh you could ever get through THAT was my funny expressions, buster! I'm COMPLETELY through with being a scapegoat to any human-hating motherf*****s!
  • Icky: "Hmm..... I'll give that a 9 and a A for effort."
  • Ruther:...So...did I turn out fine?
  • Lord Trecene: It's a 9 out of 10 effort. You're just about ready to fight the Extinctioners and find the possibility of a positive reaction to unlock your genetic potential.
  • Ruther:...Do you by any chance know what ability I'm going to receive? Do I get to climb walls like a Rolcko? Do I fly? Do I breath underwater?
  • Lord Trecene: Whoa, this anomaly is not something that can give you a ridiculous superpower. This ability you'll get may SEEM superbeing in nature, but it's actually something different. And even with my uncanny ability to sequence an infinite amount of genetic data in just a few seconds, an anomaly is something that takes twice as much work and time for even me to get used to because it's JUST as elaborate. And since sequencing what a genetic anomaly can grant has never been done, it'd take YEARS to get the hang of it. What you get you've got. But trust me, whatever you get will be enough, and more than one ability can be granted by the trigger. You've got the appropriate enzymes and organic juices to unlock it, you just need to trigger it.
  • Ruther:... Sounds easy enough, I guess.
  • Lord Trecene: Not exactly. It's a tough thing for even a strong-willed human to achieve. Just see if you can pull this off as best as you can.
  • Ruther: "You won't be disappointed, sir."
  • Lord Trecene: You could never disappoint me from the beginning. You may have made mistakes, but it's what makes you, for lack of a better term, human. Humans have ALWAYS peeked my interest of not just learning from their mistakes, but improving out of them. Humans could do GREAT things even without the anomalies, and you can to if you put your mind to it.
  • Ruther:...Good enough for me.
  • Lord Trecene: Now go out there. More then myself and the trecenerians are counting on you.
  • Chell: Well, you heard him, Ruther. You've got just about enough of an iron will to pull this off perfectly.
  • Ruther: Then by all means, let's get those motherf*****s! (They left)
  • Great Sage:... You sure a 9 out of 10 rating of improvement is enough for him to do this, sir?
  • Lord Trecene: I've never been THAT sure of anything since your race found me. I have full faith in him, and it's wise for us to share that fate. He can do this.
  • Great Sage:... I hope so.

Tunnels.

  • Icky: "Hey, quick question. If the magical Teadr 1 lizard folk are respondsable for the damn storms, why not ask them to turn the storms off and make treking that dang mountain, at least more manageable? And please, no bullshit that you can't reverse this because it "Became Periment" or whatever, cause if you guys can control the fucking weather that means that nothing's periment!"
  • Trixie: Uh, douchebag, just because it's magic it doesn't mean it CAN'T be made permanent, whether it be made that way or just through dating. That could only happen when it's MADE that way. All you had to do was ASK!
  • Laslo:... The Lony-like creature has a point. We could ONLY make it permanent if we WISHED it to be that way. And we DIDN'T want it that way, so no, it isn't.
  • Losso: And don't get us wrong, we would love to get rid of the storm, but stragticly, it might be benifictail to not alarm the Extinctioners that their nature driven sheild is so easily taken away. It would risk an incrised production of the Rabodan Weapons.
  • Icky: "Translation: DA PLOT DEMANDS IT!"
  • Laslo: "And I'm afraid to say that we're still repairing your "Van" Lougers. And your creature is still recovering from her injuries, Ruther. and I doubt the HA's ship would accomindate so many numbers."
  • Losso: But not to worry, I have a special method of anti-storm all-terrain transportation to help you.
  • Cynder: And you're sure it can help?
  • Losso: It's helped us all the time. (They entered a hangar as they saw dozens of all-terrain black windowless jeeps with 8 wheels, Teadr 1 design, orange, yellow, and blue lighting)...
  • Iago: "..... You people HAVE this?!"
  • Laslo: "(Laughs), Do not let our more traditional garb fool you. We ARE Teadr 1 after all."
  • Losso: All unmanned AI vehicles with holographic viewports, Omni-comlinks, and nice Omninet connection for music, comedy, and everything else.
  • Po/Kowalski: Aaaaaawesoooooome!
  • Zosimo: Each one of us has to enter those things?
  • Losso: They ARE AI vehicles that can drive themselves and work coordinately. They'll take you where you need to go, and they can adapt to ANY terrain as the tires function as ground and hovering devices, the antigrav-hovering function requiring cooling cycles every time it's used for 20 seconds. They even have shockwave defense systems in case of danger. And there's automatic cloaking devices that don't use light-based means, but are actually entirely mirror-like reflective surfaces that effectively camouflage the vehicles within the snowy climate.
  • Missing Link: Well, at least it's better than getting an average vehicle stuck in ditches and aerial vehicles being blown away.
  • Losso: Alright. Trecene has advised I come with you on this mission so we can watch this mission go well and report our progress. Now, each vehicle can carry 16 people at a time. Luckily, there's enough here for all of us. Now get in. (They all did that as the AI vehicles came online upon motion-detectors and activated holographic viewports inside to viewthe outside as they drove out into the frozen landscape)

Chapter 6: To Abominable Peak/Fighting Off The Extinctioners

Storm-Driven Mountains

  • (This music played as the vehicles progressed)
Crash Bandicoot Wrath Of Cortex - Eskimo Roll Music

Crash Bandicoot Wrath Of Cortex - Eskimo Roll Music

  • A huge Ice-crab beast was seen having a date with a female ice crab beast when the two saw the incoming vicitcales and chattered in fear as they dodged!
  • Xandy: "Thank goodness the Ice Crabblers have a inate fear of jeeps! I think we have enough issues with wildlife for this mission!"
  • Magnum: Indeed. And if any of those Screechers get any ideas, the shockwave defense system will protect us. And even if they DO see us with this mirror-reflective cloaking...(Her words were heard in the jeeps' comlink)... we'd only seem like giant animals to them due to their low non-sentient intelligence.
  • Sandy: And what's stopping them from attacking anyway?
  • Magnum: They wouldn't waste their armosis ability on something that could POSSIBLY take them. They prefer not to attack anything that seems strange to them, and seeing us with this reflective camouflage will tell them to leave us alone.
  • Joe: Well, THAT'S a relief. At least we can get back to this journey to Abominable Peak with no more repercussions. (As they drove off, they were being noticed by Extinctioner-themed white-camouflaged soldiers with equally-camouflaged hovertanks, looking at them through electrobinoculars that use thermal imaging to se through their camouflage)
  • Extinctioner Soldier #1:... HAH! So they thought they could outsmart us with reflective camouflage? Even if it DOES make them invisible, it's still a primitive form of camouflage that has a GOOD reason why it's never used anymore.
  • Extinctioner Soldier #2:...Why, sir?
  • Extinctioner Soldier #1:...Because you could see yourself on the surface? Duh! That type of camouflage only works in far-out reach.
  • Extinctioner Soldier #3: And the worst part of it is, even if they DID use normal cloaking devices, these updatable electrobinoculars of ours are a dead giveaway for them. They'll NEVER hide from us.
  • Extinctioner Soldier #1: (On comlink) All units, prepare to attack. The heroes are on their way. We'll be in hot pursuit. (They got in the hovertanks as they blended in well with the foggy winds of the storm)
  • Extinctioner Soldier #2:... Question, sir? Won't they have radars to detect us?
  • Extinctioner Soldier #1: Not if we hide ourselves with an anti-detection cloaking system. State-of-the-art technology.
  • Extinctioner #3:... Isn't that illegal on several worlds?
  • Extinctioner #1: Not exactly. Here, it's only illegal for the average. But WE are no averages. We are the Extinctioners. Now shut up and drive! (They cruised after the jeeps, but suddenly, their hovertanks malfuntioned and plopped to the ground as if they were mysteriously broken!)..... WHAT THE HELL!?
  • Choas suddenly appeared.
  • Choas: "You didn't think I won't predict your silly attempt to ambush us, did you, silly mortals? What kind of all knowing choas being do you take me for if you think silly camoplauge and christmas worthy weather can leave me vulerable to your hlaf-assed ideas for ambushes?"
  • Extinctioner 1: "..... Aw, fuck, Gen is gonna kill us for this?!"
  • Chaos: "I'd be more worried about the frozen sea food section before I worry about your boss. Ta-Ta!"
  • Chaos disappeared as waves apawn waves of Ice Crabblers rose from the ground aiming to feast on the Extinctioners.
  • Extinctioner 1: "BRING OUT THE GUNS!? (The group brought out their weapons, but they suddenly turn into toys and are useless.) All our weapons have been made useless?!....... TACTICAL RETREAT!?"
  • The Extinctioner Ambushers are made to run away like cowerds as the Ice Crabblers persued them!
  • From afar, Rigamortus from a cliffside saw what happened.
  • Rigamortus: "..... Gees Louise, these guys ARE good. I gotta alarm the doc! (Crawls off)"
  • Chaos: (Teleports back into his jeep) There! That's one less Extinctioner fleet to worry about.
  • Icky:... You know, at this point, I have to ask: You think it ruins the excitement with us always being TOO impossible to beat? I mean, come on! Villains lose and run away TOO easily. Give us a villain that actually PLANS AHEAD GODDAMN IT!!!- (Suddenly laser blasts flattened the tire of one of the jeeps)... I WAS JOKING?! AND CHAOS, WHY DIDN YOU STOPPED THAT ONE?!
  • Chaos: "The plot got wise and pulled a fast one without showing the ambushers. Well played, plot. Well played."
  • Icky face-palm!
  • Icky: "DARN MSM AND HIS OBCESSION WITH NEEDLESS HARDSHIPS IN AN EPISODE WITH A BAD ENOUGH PROBLEM AS IT IS, AND MY OVERALL BIG MOUTH?!"
  • Laslo: What, did you think Gen would stupidly ignore your magic-capable members KNOWING we were on his trail? I mean, come on, they've dealt with US before, and WE have magic! They're NOT foolish enough to underestimate opponents. If you think they're unfamiliar with magic after they're among enemies who HAVE it, then I suggest you improve your capabilities as heroes!
  • Shrek: "It's on our to-do-list!"
  • AI #1: Jeep #4 has taken tire damage. (Barrages of laserfire streaked across the area)
  • Po: USE THE SHOCKWAVE DEFENSE SYSTEM!!!
  • AI #2: I'm afraid the targets are well out-of-range for the defenses to hit them. The forces seem to be familiar with our defenses.
  • Creeper: Aw, ballocks!
  • Melman: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
  • Jeep 4 AI: Jeep #4's maneuverability is distorted. Requesting immediate assistance! (Jeep #4 was about to ram one of the other jeeps)
  • Chi Fu/Fidget: (They did the Scooby-Shaggy-style panic as they did their signature screams as the jeep was about to ram them until their jeep used it's shockwave system to disable it and stop it)... Whew!
  • AI #3: Jeep #4 Requires immediate assistance. Must stall until attention is achieved. (The jeeps turn and tend to Jeep #4)
  • Alex: HEY, WAIT!! GET BACK ON THE TRAIL!!!
  • Loslo: I'm afraid that they can only do that when a unit is off of the trail, as that compromised unit could be holding someone important. In this case, it's your comrades.
  • Marty:... He has a point, Alex. A good Lodger never leaves a man behind!
  • Alex: "...... THAT IS STUPID DESIGN!? AT LEAST IN TERMS OF FOCUSING ON THE MAIN PROBLEM?!"
  • Gazelle: "Ok, I am not standing around and letting this fanactics stop us! (Sends the Uniter Blade to seek out the shorce of the lazers, far-ranged Extinctioners with rifles!)"
  • Leader Rifler: "SHOOT DOWN THAT GIANT KEY?!"
  • The Riflers did, but the Uniter Blade deflected everything like it was nothing!
  • The Riflers began to panic!
  • Leader Rifler: "(On radio) EMGERNY RETREAT!? THE ENEMY SENT SOMETHING OUR WEAPONS CAN'T-"
  • The Uniter Blade glowed and fired a blast that sent the riflers flying!
  • The Lazer barages stopped as Riflers of other parts of the area started to retreat when the Uniter Blade was trying to go after them!
  • The flying away Rilfers ended up right where the other Ambushers were being chased by the Ice Crabblers as they proceed to get chased too!
  • Melman: "GAZELLE?! YOU DID IT!?"
  • The Uniter Blade returned.
  • Gazelle: "..... Think nothing of it."
  • Rigamortus saw this before he left.
  • Rigamortus: "Oy..... Just where did Gen picked those bozos up?"
  • Rigamortus went in.

Dr. Abberant's lab.

  • Dr. Abberant: "And they surpassed both ambush parties with little effort and brief trouble from the riflers?"
  • Rogamortus: "It was like those Extinctioners turned into a bunch of push-overs! They didn't even get to use the tanks, and the rilfers didn't get to shoot more then just one jeep?! Those heroes are real PROS?!"
  • Dr. Abebrant: "...... This is concerning. AND early of them. I expected them to at least take awhile to mend Ruther of his anger issues."
  • Rigamortus: "Clearly, there's more to that hybrid then even Soto would like to believe!"
  • Dr. Abberant: ".... Then I shall make preperations for my self-evacuation! You continue to monitor the situation! Alarm me of anything newly concerning! And.... Try to avoid the cross fire. I suspect even the gate patrol would be redused to nothing in minutes."
  • Rigamortus: "Aye-aye, doc!"

Extinctioner Gate.

  • The Patrolers are seen.
  • Patroler leader: "Heads up, Extinctioners. Alot of those ambushers have reported that they failed miserably against the incoming heroes. Hell, the tank team didn't even get to see some action, and all the rifle team did was only being a minor inconvinence at best! Silly tactics have failed us! It's time for good old fastion head-on action, boys and girls! For what it's worth, the Riflers at least slowed them down by one jeep. Enough time for us to charge down and nail those fuckers! Ready your weapons and come with me! Be sure to knock out the space messiah first! That giant key is a serious class-A wrecker! HOORAH!?"
  • Extinctioners: "HOORAH?!"
  • ???: "Yo, cum-slumpers!"
  • The Patrolers look to see Bigton. Who turned around to show Sextus.
  • Patroler Leader: "S-e-se-es-es-se-SEXTUS AND BIGTON!?"
  • Sextus: "How cute. He knows who we are, Bigton."
  • Patroler Leader: "HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!"
  • Sextus: "We went ahead of them to help them ease out any fuckers who'll get in the way! And as tough as I am, I know when I need some friends in this house."
  • Suddenly, The Admiral charged in with the rest of the Rabodan Millaterry and proceed to fight with the patrolers!
  • Sextus and Bigton charged in and joined the fight!
  • Patrol Leader: ALRIGHT, WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF THE GODDAMN RADAR?!? (A Rabodan was sleeping face-down on the radar as the Patrol Leader slapped him in the face waking him up) YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, YOU SLACKOFF!!! THE OVERLORD DOES NOT TOLERATE THAT, CONSIDERING THIS IS THE 6TH TIME!! THE SIXTH F****** TIME!!! So as punishment, I will save the Overlord the trouble of HEARING THE BAD NEWS FROM YOU! (Takes out his gun)
  • Slackoff Radar Guy: No, no- 
  • Before the Patrol Leader can shoot him, Sextus upper-cuted the Patrol leader away from the Radar Guy!
  • Sextus: "..... I suggest you kindly get yo ass out of here. My gut says they ain't yo homies anymore."
  • The Radar Guy paniced and ran away!
  • The Patrol Leader moaned as he gets up.
  • Sextus: (Appears behind him tsking) You know something boy? You ain't a real rabodan man for trying to hurt your homeboys.
  • Bigton: (With his voice modulator fixed) Shame on you for attempting to shoot someone all because of an accident. SHAME on you!
  • Patrol Leader: For your information, Shorty and Biggy, it was his SIXTH accident! Gen has no time for that, so you'd better get off my back about it before you get your brains blown out.
  • Sextus: Oh, yeah? (Sextus brought his two guns out while Bigton took out two rocket launchers at once)... And who's going to MAKE us?
  • Bigton: Also, I think your mother would be UPSET with you! Oopsie! Silly me! I forget that she's likely as brainwashed as you to believe in the tainted Sidebottom Beliefs!
  • Patrol Leader: YOU INSULT MY MOTHER?!? I'LL HAVE YOU TWO KNOW THAT SHE COULD TWIST YOU TWO INTO GLUTZELS BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN FIRE A SINGLE BLAST FROM THOSE PEA SHOOTERS, YOU SMUG PRICKS!!!
  • Sextus: Oh, these ain't no ordinary 'pea-shooters', tough guy!
  • Both Guns: GOT'YA BITCH! (They blasted a massive blast that knocked him into a rock formation dizzy and seeing human soldiers)
  • Patrol Leader:... WHAT THE S***?!?
  • Sextus: Say hello to Lefty and Righty, my two trusty nanotech-guns. Infinite variety of firepower types, personality to boot, and all of it's gonna kick yo, homeboy killing, ass! HARD?!
  • Patrol Leader:... Meep!
  • The Side of the Mountain was seen, as lights are seen and blasts are head, as the Patrol leader was seen flying off of the side and falls to his fate screaming like a bitch!
  • Sextus spinned his guns around and blows the smoke off of the both of them.
  • Sextus: ".... One less fucker to worry about."
  • Sextus and Bigton resumed the battle.

Bottom of the Mountain.

  • The Patrol Leader crashed into a pile of bones.
  • The Patrol Leader painfully gets up, as he looks to see a duo of savaging Ice Screechers, hissing intently.
  • The Patrol leader: "...... Son of a-"
  • The Ice Screechers Lunged at the now screaming Patrol Leader as it was heard throughout the mountain area.

The Lougers and HA's location.

  • The Scream was heard there.
  • Banzai: "..... Wow, something tells me that those two dudes came through for you."
  • Ruther: "Trust me, for the sixth son of the last Commander-in-Chief of the Rabodan MilitarySextus is a guy that never disappoints."
  • Banzai: He has 5 brothers?!?
  • Ruther: 8, actually. 7 of them sons and one of them a girl. They wished to have a girl after 8 tries.
  • Banzai:... Wow! I bet that couple ALWAYS has pleasurable experiences.
  • Ruther: Well, the mother's dead and the father's elderly yet still able to fight even at an age of 87.
  • Brandy: 87?!? And he's STILL good at self-defense?!?
  • Ruther: Some races are different to what you know about humans.
  • Tulio: Well, we heard before that your humans have a different biology to ours.
  • Ruther: Besides the point. Let's hope for sure that Sextus and Bigton can handle anymore forces that will likely stand in our way.
  • Chell: Oh, they can. If even Sextus can beat both you and Soto even by himself, NOTHING can go wrong!

Extinctioner Fight

  • Sextus: (He continues fighting the forces with Bigton and the Admiral's forces until something knocked the Admiral out)... ADMIRAL!!!
  • Gen: (He was the one who fired the shot)... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE?!? And who let these forces in? Never mind! Just take the Admiral away! As for the rest of you, unless you want him to die, you will all surrender! (They all had no choice but to surrender as the forces escorted them away, where unknown to Gen, The Admiral was pulling a fast one and wasn't really knocked out.)... Now, then, it's clear that ambushing them is not going to do any good given the fact that not only are they stronger than we heard they were, but SOME of us are appearently SO incompetent and due for IMMEDIATE execution for letting these forces into Extinctioner property! I want the person who was in charge of the radar in my office IMMED-
  • Gen suddenly screamed in pain as it was shown that the Admiral stabbed him in the leg with a knife!
  • The Admiral got up!
  • Gen was utterly surprised!
  • Admiral: "..... Did you SERIOUSLY think, you can pull a fast one on me?!"
  • The Admiral grabbed Gen, lifted him up herculian, and tossed him straight back inside the base as Gen scream was heard as many various crashes are heard!
  • Admiral: ".... AS YOU ALL WERE?!"
  • The Soldiers picked up their weapons and resumed the battle!

Inside.

  • Gen was flat on the floor as many weapons had been seen scatter about.
  • Gen: "...... Curse, this, mistreatment....."
  • Gen picked up a staff-like spear, got up with it, and began limping away in disgrace of the Admiral surprising him like that.

Extinctioner Fight.

  • The FIght was getting intense, as reinforcements arrived and cornered the Rabodan Millaterry.
  • Suddenly, the jeeps all leaped up into the air as the Heroes jumped off and join into the fight!
  • Extinctioner: "ARE YOU SHITING M-"
  • The Reinforcements were beaten effectently quick as the battle resumes!

Back Inside.

  • Gen was still limping forword with the staff as Scratcher arrived.
  • Scratcher: "What happened, master?"
  • Gen: "...... Appearently..... We were expecting company. The Admiral and his forces arrived thanks to an incompident radar men who failed his job?! Our base is compromised?! Even I'm compromised!.... I need to get to, it..... I'm afraid that our plans to attack the humans are delayed due to great amounts of inconvinence...... That means the humans will live longer then we hope, and you are denied your revenge...... Don't it just irretate you, Scratcher?"
  • Scratcher, realising that the plan is ruined, growls intensely.....
  • Gen: "....... Go and vent your anger...... I must go to, it, and prepare for them there. Even if it means that you'll have to give your very life, the goal of the Extinctioners, must survive!"
  • Gen limped away as Scratcher stood angerior then before.

Extinctioner Fight.

  • All of the Extinctioner troops were all knocked out and defeated!
  • Icky: "Pfft! No offence, but, I kinda was expecting a terror group that's been around for centauries to fight alittle better then that!"
  • Admiral: "Oh trust me, they usually are. We just managed to use the right straigity and careful planning to defeat them.... And that we were lucky they didn't had someone other then a person with sleep issues work the radar, otherwise, they would've been able to devise better then that."
  • Ruther: "And with Gen injured, this should be a cakewalk."
  • ???: "(ROARS)!?"
  • Scratcher barged through the gates as soldiers quickly got out of the way!
  • Scratcher: "THIS ISN'T FAIR!? I WAS FINALLY GONNA ENJOY THE DOWNFALL OF THE HUMANS FOR WHAT A HUMAN HUNTER DID TO ME!? I WAS ONCE AN UNSENTIENT AND WITH A GREAT PACK, THEN HUMAN HUNTERS KILLED MY PACK?! THEN AFTER AN ENCOUNTER WITH STRANGE GOOP THAT TURN ME NEARLY LIKE A SENTIENT, I TOOK REVENGE ON THE HUNTERS?! THEN GEN FOUND ME AND THE DOCTOR MADE ME BETTER?!"
  • Ruther: "HOLY CRUD, A TALKING ZLASH?!"
  • Professor Abberant: "And all the way from Gree too? The pattern was a give away. Paculer, A Zlash is not best suited for a cold evioment like this."
  • Scratcher: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE PROTECTING THE SAME RACE THAT BIRTHED THE HUNTERS THAT KILLED MY PACK!? WHY!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ZLASHES!?"
  • Icky: "Look, pally, what happened with you, sucked, but thing is mac, you clearly already had your revenge! You wasted the hunters, didn't ya? So why, play along with Gen's shit!?"
  • Scratcher: "BECAUSE IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR THE HUNTERS TO BE DEAD, WHEN THEY CAN BE REPLACEED BY MORE GNERATIONS OF ZLASH KILLERS?! MY KIND IS TREATED LIKE A THROPY FOR A BLOODSPORT?! WHAT DID MY KIND DO TO JUSTIFY THAT ABUSE?!"
  • Ruther: "Well, that's, kinda because the Zlashes of Gree have a MAJOR over-population problem and is considered an eco-system threat! They do this to protect your spieces from itself AND to protect the Ecosystem!"
  • Scratcher: "WELL IT WAS A SUCKY WAY TO DO IT?!"
  • Professor Abberant: "Perhaps it is, but what else can they do? Zlashes in Gree reproduce like Sea Squirls on a sex drug! (to Xandy and Clifton) No offence by the way. (Back to Scratcher) It was becoming a danger to the ecosystem and it had to be addressed! By now, thanks to sport hunts and an eventual gene serum that causes Zlashes to not reproduce so rapidly, and done by humans in the days pre-VA, the Zlashes of Gree are no longer a threat."
  • Scratcher: "THAT STILL GAVE THEM NO RIGHT TO SLAUGHTER MY KIND LIKE THAT?!"
  • Ruther: "Well your not being a true champion of your spieces by trying to destroy the humans that saved them from themselves! I mean, ok, they at first picked a stupid method of doing it, but they realised that science had a better answer then a conventional method and used that! So that means that not only is your revenge already done, but you are being like me once, in a way! All you care about is revenge revenge, and more revenge, and not what others would think of you! If anything, people might declaire they hate Zlashes over this and would want to destroy them because of you! So think about that, pussy cat?!"
  • Scratcher growled angerly at Ruther!
  • Ruther: "...... Ironic that I can't take insensitive slang myself, yet here I am, calling a Zlash a pussy cat....... Man I am just FULL of screw ups late- (Screams like Timon as Scratcher charged and pounced after him, but Gazelle smacked him away with the Uniter Blade!)"
  • Scratcher: "OW!? SON OF A BITCH?! (Looks at a determined Gazelle with Uniter Blade at ready).... Your kidding me, right? I eat creatures that look like you for breakfest, lunch, brunch, and dinner, lady! You think I'm gonna be scared of you, with an overgrown key?"
  • Gazelle: "Nothing you will say will intimidate me like I was your prey, creature."
  • Scratcher: "...... Heh...... Don't think I don't know your type lady. I heard about how you are like in Keuca and Mieber. You don't have what it takes to hurt a poor un-sentient creature like me."
  • Gazelle: "...... Let me tell you something...... Your not like Hannibal...... Your not like the Gladiozont, and the other creatures of Mieber....... And you are FAR from being like the creatures of Professor Abberant. And your not a normal "Zlash" anymore. Based on your story, your a mutant at best, and by all accounts, your quilifiable as a sentient. A real unsentient creature would not understand what his/her master is doing. You are fully aware of what he's doing, and that means, you'll be equily punished for your partisipation."
  • Scratcher realises this....
  • Scratcher: "...... DAMN TECNECALITIES?! Ok, you want a piece of me, bitch?! BRING IT ON?!"
  • Scratcher charged and roared as Gazelle held him off with the Uniter Blade!
  • Gazelle: "I'LL KEEP THIS SAD CREATURE AT BAY?! GO ON WITHOUT ME?!"
  • Duke: "GAZELLE, WAIT?!"
  • Lord Shen: "She can handle herself, Duke, this is her battle now! Ours is with Gen?!"
  • The Heroes charged off as Shen grabbed Duke and charged forth the Gate!
  • Scratcher turned his attention to the retreating heroes!
  • Scratcher: "YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MASTER, ASSHOLES?!"
  • Scratcher tried to turn his attention, but Gazelle lunged at him and grabbed him!
  • Gazelle: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU ANGER-CONSUMED BEAST!? YOU HAVE A DATE WITH BEING RELIEVED OF YOUR SUFFERING IF IT HAS TO COME TO IT?!"
  • Scratcher and Gazelle started to roll around as Scratcher was trying to get Gazelle off of him, as they were rolling torwords the edge!
  • Duke: "GISELLE!?"
  • Scratcher tries to reach for the too fast Gazelle, as so, he was a step closer to falling over!
  • Scratcher: "HOLD STILL, SO I CAN-"
  • The foot misstepped on the edge and was fumbling about!
  • Scratcher: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
  • Gazelle: "Whoa, careful, careful!"
  • Scratcher: "Whoa, hey, what's going on, I-"
  • The Standing foot slipped as both Gazelle and Scratcher fell off the edge and into the far bottom of the Mountain as the both screamed!
  • Duke: "GISELLE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • The Lougers and HA stared concerningly at this!
  • Duke: "..... Giselle......"
  • Shifu: "...... Don't worry Duke....... She is garrentied to come out on top. The Uniter Blade will protect her."
  • Duke: "BUT WHAT IF IT DOESN'T?!"
  • Tigress: "For better or worse, we'll make sure this sacrivice isn't in vain!"
  • The Lougers but Duke charged on...
  • Duke went torwords the edge and looked down sadly.
  • Spongebob was gonna call out for Duke, but Sandy stopped him.
  • Sandy: "..... It's, better we leave him alone, Spongebob."
  • The duo went on into the Extinctioners base.
  • Duke sat down, and started to cry.

Bottom of the Mountain.

  • Gazelle was seen lying down in the same bone area as seen prior, though it seems that the Ice Screechers left with whatever would be left of the Patrol Leader.
  • Gazelle was breathing heavily, as she got up slowly. She was seen in clear agony. The Uniter blade was seen penatracting through the floor.
  • Gazelle got up, was seen covered in dirt, and wounds as traces of blood are evident.
  • Gazelle: "..... Ya know what they say.... No good deed is without punishment."
  • A distent roar was heard as Gazelle gasped and looked at a large bone pile.
  • Scratcher jumped out of the pile causing a bone exploudtion!
  • Scratcher looked to see Gazelle!
  • Scratcher: "...... How, fitting enough, that we are in the Extinctioners' boneyard. I mean hey, the corpses of failures have to go SOMEWHERE! At least the only use they make is being Ice Screecher and Ice Crabbler chow!"
  • Gazelle realised that she is at a vulerable position and needs to get to the Uniter Blade.
  • Scratcher: "...... Ohhhhh..... What's that? You need to get your silly weapon back? Well tough shit, BECAUSE I AM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN FOR PREVENTING ME FROM DEFENDING MY MASTER?! I AM GONNA EAT YOU UP SO BADLY, THEY'LL BADLY BE ANYTHING LEFT FOR THE CREATURES TO EAT?!"
  • Gazelle, as quickly as her wounded body can allow, charged forth to the Uniter Blade, as Scratcher growled and roared and charged after her!
  • Before Gazelle can get to the Uniter Blade, Scratcher pounced onto her!
  • Scratcher: "Hehehehehehehehehe! I had you all figured out! That overgrown key is the shorce of your badassery!? AND your ability to heal as if nothing happened?! So that means, your nothing without the thing?!"
  • Scratcher scratches Gazelle in the face, nearly damaging the eye!
  • Gazelle was breathing heavily, struggled to not scream as Scratcher was wrecking her badly!
  • Scratcher was laughing maniacly as he did this!
  • Gazelle had enough and grabbed Scratcher on his underside and, to his confusion and shock, Gazelle lifted him like he was nothing and tossed him back into the bonepiles as another bone exploudtion was seen!
  • Gazelle, filled with adrendelen and unyeilding determination, got up effertlessly.
  • Scratcher got up, even more angerior then before.
  • Gazelle: "....... Even before the Uniter blade, I fought great creatures in fighting matches and torniments..... I'm no stranger to fighting something imposing to me. Awhile back, I fought a dark warlock that redused a super-predator to nothing! And you clearly have a good understanding what happened. Compaired to him, your at best another dime a dozen average predator turned into a vengeful mutant because of an albeit ill-advised attempt to save your spieces through hunting. On top of that, your assentually just a bigger, meaner verson of a tiger, with a dentist's worse nightmare to boot! (Scratcher growled offended!) I would finish you off even without the uniter."
  • Scratcher: "...... GET READY TO EAT THOSE WORDS, HORNHEAD?!"
  • Scratcher charged and tried to pounce on Gazelle, who leaped up over him doing an actrobatic trick, as Scratcher tried his hardest to make a quick U-Turn!
  • Gazelle landed and grabbed a broken piece of bone.
  • Gazelle: "To the spirit of the original owner of this, I apologies for taking this, but I clearly need it more then you at the moment!"
  • Scratcher was charging forth and swiped at the actobatic Gazelle that avoided his attacks every time!
  • Gazelle ran torwords the biggest bone pile as Scratcher persued her!
  • Gazelle managed to climb as quickly as possable as Scratcher took another method to get to her by climbing up a neighbering slope!
  • Gazelle made it to the top of the pile as Scratcher reached the top of the slope!
  • Scratcher: "THIS ENDS HERE, PREY!?"
  • Scratcher jumped dramaticly as everything slowed down and the blizzard intensifives as Gazelle waited for the right moment!
  • As it looked as if Scratcher was about to pounce and win-
  • STAB?!
  • Scratcher: "GAH?!"
  • Gazelle stabbed Scratcher with the broken bone.
  • Gazelle: "....... I'm sorry it had to end like this."
  • Scratcher was tossed of the bone as he fell down the pile and fell torwords a standing up bunch of broken bones, as Scratcher screamed as he fell into them!
  • STAB?!
  • Gazelle looked away in remorse to what she did......
  • Gazelle was injured and the cold wasn't making things better....
  • She looked back at the direction where Scratcher had fell....
  • Gazelle sighed in sadness to what she would do...

Several Minutes later.

  • The Uniter Blade was still seen. As Gazelle, now donning a pelt made from Scratcher's fur, came up to it, and effertlessly yanged it off the ground.
  • Gazelle: "..... I'm coming, guys."

Inside Extinctioner Base.

  • The Heroes were beating down more Extinctioners as Rigamortus watched in in shadows.
  • The Heroes with aide of the Rabodan Millaterry were pretty much winning!
  • Music started to play!
  • Icky: ".... Wait, is that....."

This song plays as Gen shows up, being overly dramatic and seemingly on his own, as the Lougers, HA and allies charged forth after him while smacking away Extinctioners, but by the time of the song climax, a silluette of a great machine appears behind Gen, as he wraps up his song as Doc-Ock claws grabbed him up and take him inside the machine as the music finishes.

Strange Magic - 9

Strange Magic - 9. Mistreated

  • Icky: "...... Aw, shit...... But admitingly, a bad ass way for a bad guy to show up."

Outside again.

  • Duke was still by the ledge, mornful of Gazelle. Suddenly, he saw the head of Scratcher leering at him as he screamed comicly and was getting away backwords!
  • The Scratcher head reveiled to be part of a victious, still healing Gazelle's fur cape as she dramaticly rose up on her uniter blade like a hover board as this music played.
26

26. Mammoths-Ice Age 2-John Powell

  • Duke: "...... GISELLE?! YOUR ALIVE?!"
  • Duke jumped at her and gave her a massive hug, of which she returned it.
  • Duke: "...... Wait up...... Are you..... Wearing that Scratcher guy's FUR?!"
  • Gazelle: "I didn't had a choice, I was cold and injured, and it's something I'll never forgive myself for."
  • Duke: "..... Still really extreme of you Gazzy."
  • Icky's screaming was heard as he was seen having been sent flying!
  • Icky crashed to where the duo are!
  • Icky: ".... (Dazed) Good to see your alive, Gazelle, cause Gen desided to go Metal Gear on us and has a FREAKING MECH ON HIS SIDE?!"
  • Duke: What's a Metal Gear?
  • Icky: Questions later, fight now! And... Care to explain why you went Cruela De Vil on that guy?
  • Gazelle: I had to put poor Scratcher out of his misery, not just because of his broken mind, but because I was in a dire situation. Say what you want, but even in my own society, you do what you can to survive even if you need to violate your own moral code and skin someone who was only a mere victim of human hunting. Zootopians STILL do that today because it's a good survival tactic worthy of both primitives and sentience. Besides, I sensed a LOT of bitterness inside of him as he was too much savage to even be spared. It may seem wrong to an average Zootopians, but sometimes, sacrifices need to be made for the greater good. Also, I was seriously wounded, the cold wasn't being kind to my injuries, so I kinda needed warmth until I get the uniter blade back. And believe me when I say that otherwise, I'll never be at peace for what I had done.
  • Icky:... Fair enough, fair enough. I know Shen will be glad that you do have a limit on how far you'll stand by an animal's side. Though granted, Scratcher wasn't a true un-sentient anymore, so I guess he doesn't count too greatly. BUT STILL, LET'S GO SOLID SNAKE ON THAT MOTHERF*****!!!
  • Duke: What's a-
  • Icky: I'll explain on a better time! Let's go go go, people! (They took off)

Chapter 7: Stopping Gen/New HA Crew

Extinctioner Base

  • Gen: (In the Metal Gear-like device)... Behold, fools, the greatest weapon of the planet of Krallest! The RAPTURE Walker! I had it on standby as a last resort. And after you all have proven to be more then even all of the Extinctioners can handle, I have no choice but to use it!
  • Chell: THAT'S CRAZY!!!
  • Gen: But effective! Now hold still so I won't make a BIG mess! (He aimed his weapons at them)
  • Ruther: You won't hurt ANYONE!
  • Gen:... Hmmph! The disgrace of the Rabodan Military! You insult me, Tether! In fact, your mere EXISTENCE is insulting to me!
  • Ruther: Why? Because I'm half-human? That's a typical thing I'd expect YOU to say! But know this, Gen, you aren't hurting ANYONE anymore.
  • Gen: Oh, and what're you gonna do about it, Hybgra?
  • Ruther: And DON'T try and pull that dumb trick on me! I'm over it!
  • Gen:.... No doubt the work of the Trecenerians! Then you are CLEARLY of no use to me anymore. Plus, I get to avenge the few very compident Extinctioners you took from me over the years! So this... Will be REALLY satisfying! (On comlink) I WANT ALL REMAINING GUARDS TO DEAL WITH THE EXCESS WASTE WHILE I PERSONALLY DEAL WITH TETHER!
  • Po: Oh, and what makes you think we'll back down from dealing with you-
  • Shifu: Actually, it would be wise because 1. We need to prevent anymore of those guys from interfering in this mission, and 2. this IS Ruther's redemption mission after all, so HE has to be the one to set things right the way they should be.
  • Po: -BESIDES A GOOD REASON TO KICK MORE BUTT!!! YEAH, LET'S WHIP SOME MORE ARMED FORCES!!!
  • Gen: (Rolling his eyes) Yes, whatever, you go do that. Now, time to get to business, Hybrid!? (Grabs Ruther with a Doc-Ock arm on the RAPTURE Walker and runs off and this music plays as the Extinctioners came in with laser-guided guns)
ASIA - Lay Down Your Arms

ASIA - Lay Down Your Arms

  • Icky:... Wait, isn't this a song from the same film as Evilmania?
  • MSM: Eh, as pitiful as that film was, at least Evilmania wasn't the ONLY song tolerable to sit through. This is actually original music that deserved BETTER than that film.
  • Icky:... I guess it works. Alright, let's get 'em! (The song played as the forces fired and they began fighting)
  • Chell: (During the fight and song, she ended up fighting and beating up much of the forces)
  • Aberrant: (With a laser gun) Wow! Surprising even for you, Chell!
  • Chell: Sometimes surprising people is in a woman's prerogative, ESPECIALLY when she's in the military.
  • Aberrant: Noted!
  • Shrek was seen giving an Extinctioner a serious noggie, while another was trying a stealth attack, but Puss yowled like a cat out of nowhere and pounced on to the assassin as he kicked him in the fact with his Boot!
  • Puss: "Now, foul villain! Pray for mercy from (Slices a P on the Extinctioner's armor) PUSS!..... In Boots (A ding was heard as a shine was seen on his boots)."
  • The Extinctioner paniced as he got up when Puss got off and ran away!
  • Some Extinctioners surrounded Brandy and Mr. Wiskers, as Brandy held him up!
  • Mr. Wiskers: "BEHOLD, THE AWESOME POWER OF LOWER BODY ODER?!"
  • Extinctioner 1: "Wait, what did he say-"
  • The Stink of Mr. Wiskers' feet arrived to the Extinctioners.
  • Extinctioner 2: "GOOD DEVINES, EVEN PHARAGU WOULD SMELL BETTER THEN THIS?!"
  • The Extinctioners cough and gag in disgust of the oder!
  • Extinctioner captain: "YOU, IDIOTS, ACTIVATE YOUR GASMASKS!?"
  • Extinctioners: "Ohhhhh."
  • The Extinctioners did that.
  • Brandy: ".... Of course they have that."
  • Ed The Otter: "(Running to their rescue) Don't worry guys, cause here comes the congentioncy pla- (Slips and slides down and bowls over the surrounding Extinctioners) OOF?!"
  • Brandy: "Probuly not what he had in mind, but it helps."
  • Nanobyte got onto a shoulder of an Extinctioner!
  • Nanobyte: "Hey jerkface! (The Extinctioner growl) Hey guess what? I'm going into your ear!"
  • Nanobyte went in whooping, as the male Extinctioner screamed like a girl!
  • Extinctioner: "(Feminate voice) THERE'S A REPTILE IN MY EAR, THERE'S A REPTILE IN MY EAR!?"
  • Miami laughed!
  • Miami: "Good one, sweetie!"
  • Rigamortus sees this from a hidden spot and sighed embarrisingly.
  • Rigamortus: "Oyyyy, vay."
  • Some Snipers aimed at Po as they were about to fire!
  • Mantis: "PO, INCOMING?!"
  • Po: (As Mantis literally rebounded the sniper blasts as they were fired) Thanks, Mantis!
  • Mantis: Helps when you see the world slow enough to react faster.
  • Extinctioner Soldier #1: (Took out a laser cannon and fired a Spartan-laser-like blast that cartoonishly scorched the Hyenas) HAH! Finally! We killed at least SOME of those motherfu-
  • ???: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?!? (The Hyenas survived in the same way they did with the volcano and Jafar)
  • Extinctioner Soldier #1: WHAT?!? STILL ALIVE?!? HOW?!
  • Shenzi: "Honey, we survived volcanos, van crashes, and Genie attacks with meaner kicks then that."
  • Banzai: "But if it's any consolation, it really blew us away."
  • Shenzi: "Plus, we didn't even had time to pack our luggage."
  • Ed: "(Gibberish), Pee-Pee!"
  • Extinctioner 1: "What did he say?"
  • Banzai: "He said the flight didn't had peanuts."
  • Extinctioner 2: "..... Why would there be something like THAT, from an exbloudtion?"
  • Banzai: "It's mainly an old joke from the Timon and Pumbaa show back in the day. Now-a-days, we kinda don't have an answer other then Ed being retarded."
  • Extinctioner 1: "...... I DON'T UNDERSTAND?! THIS V10 MITGATOR IS SUPPOSE TO USE BULLIARN TECHNOLOGY TO BE EXTRA DESTRUCTIVE!? IS IT DEFECTIVE!?"
  • Zosimo:... You DO realize you just confessed to using contraband technology, correct?
  • Extinctioner 2: "Hey to be fair, we've already crossed the line being part of a centauries-old extremeist group! At this point, the likes of having illegal tec? That's pretty minor in comparison."
  • Extinctioner 3 (A retarded one): "(Takes the weapon from him) Here! Let me test it on one of the RAPTURE missles."
  • Extinctioners: "WHAT?!"
  • Heroes: "WHAT!?"
Oh Hell No VINE

Oh Hell No VINE

  • The retard aims at one of Rapture Missles and fires before the Extinctioners pounced on him!
  • Everyone looks at utter horror as in slow-motion, the blast was about to hit the missle!
  • Icky: (Slow motion) "WEEEEEE'RRRREE GOOOONNAAAAA DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!" (Suddenly, when the blast hit the missile, instead of a dramatic nuclear explosion, it just comically went through the missile, leaving a big hole in it as silvery slime oozed out)
  • Retard Extinctioner: "..... See, it works."
  • The Other Extinctioners faceplamed as the Epic Facepalm clip replays.
  • Icky:... Wha?
  • Admiral: "...... Misfits, I... Have something to confess...... THERE'S NO URANIUM IN THE MISSLES!?"
  • Record Scratch....
  • Everyone but the Admiral: "..... There's no what in the who how?"
  • Admiral: We had the uranium in there removed for safety measures.
  • Rigamortus: "Uh-oh."
  • Extinctioner #2: Oh, of COURSE there's uranium in them! We made sure there was some in there. I mean, there it is, CLEARLY oozing out... Yet it didn't exploud.... What, is the Uranium as defective as the RAPTURE nukes too?
  • Lord Shen: "(Looks at the ooze)..... Admiral, are you sure that's the case, because what exactly is THIS stuff if it's not uranium?"
  • Admiral: "Trust me, if that's uranium, we'd all be dead by now.... But, what is it? And I was SURE the Missles were all empty!"
  • Kolwalski went over and pulled out a elemental scanner.
  • Skipper: "Kolwalski, analysis?"
  • Kowalski: (Analyzes the missile)... Hmm... it would seem whoever's been working on this thing has been a double agent the whole time.
  • Extinctioners: WHAT?!?
  • Kowalski: Turns out, this is a weaker sub-cousin to Uranium called Technetium. It's a clever trick since not only is it nearly-similar in appearance, but it can be found as a spontaneous fission product in uranium ore.
  • Aberrant: Not to mention that our planet's crust is FILLED with that element. Why, had you used these already has-been weapons in that state, baring the serum, the worse you could've gave the humans is a bad rash and that's it.
  • Extinctioner #1:... THERE'S A TRAITOR WITHIN OUR MIDST!!! WE MUST REPORT THIS TO THE OVER- (Xandy fires a blast that ricochets across the room for 20 seconds as it knocks out not just te Extinctioners, but many of their comlinks and many other props in the room) AAAAARGGGHH!!
  • Patrick: TAKE COVER!!!
  • Alex: IT'S THE SCREWBALL ALL OVER AGAIN!!! (They all took cover until the blast wilted out)
  • Xandy:... (Blows on the gun) Don't need the Overlord to know THAT!
  • Gun: Miss Xandy, there's at least one comlink device left. (They found one as this music played)
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! (Dramatic Sound Effect)

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!! (Dramatic Sound Effect)

  • Extinctioner Armed Forces Leader/Mr. Krabs: GET THAT DEVICE!!! (They comically fought for the device as the heroes tried to destroy it while the baddies tried to use it, going in a similar fashion to Tai Lung and Po's fight over the Dragon Scroll, this going on for a minute, even using the same animation style of retrieving from Ichabod and Mr. Toad with the Will and The Jungle Book with Mowgli as Bagheera and Baloo did their respective roles in them, and then it ended with Rico swallowing it)
  • Rico:... Oops!
  • (Gen): (Inside Rico's stomach)... What's going on in there? Have you taken care of those pests, yet?... Hello?... DON'T YOU F****** IGNORE ME!!! ANY OF YOU, REPORT IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU IDIOTS?! WHEN I'M DONE WITH RUTHER, YOU ALL ARE DEAD?! (The comlink turns off)
  • Extinctioner Armed Forces Leader: "...... Ohhhhhhh, shit."
  • Icky: "..... Ohhhh boy. Sounds like he's gonna kick your ass if Ruther doesn't defeat him."
  • Extinctioner AFL: "......... Who's normally encharged of the nukes?"
  • Extinctioner 4: "Dr. Abberant sir."
  • Extinctioner AFL: "........ DID HE KNEW ABOUT THIS!?"
  • Extinctioner 5: "We don't know, sir, he never said anything."
  • Extinctioner AFL: "..... I, WANT, THAT, CRACKPOT, HERE NOW?!"
  • Rigamortus gulped and crawled away!
  • He stopped when he heard gun fire and saw that the Extinctioners were already defeated and knocked out.
  • Rigamortus still crawled away.
  • Chell: "...... That takes care of Gen's followers."
  • Professor Abberant: "...... Wait..... If the RAPTURE missles were never nuclear, and if they were filled with a useless sub-element, that means...... That means my brother was never truely on their side!"
  • Icky: "Well even then, there's still the nasty stuff designed to mess with the anomalities."
  • Professor Abberant: "That's the thing! Who's to say say the serum inside of the weapon is even ACTSELLY the Zolost Serum! Don't you see?! That fact he took Rigamortus with him even when the two never get along, why Grin Eateron had him, the nukes not having Nuclear power, IT ALL MAKES SENSE! My brother wasn't really gonna destroy them! He was gonna simply rid the humans of their anomality!"
  • Po: "But what does the little Iago-sounding Cockarouch has to do with that?"
  • Professor Abberant: "Rigamortus was designed to be a living cure for the Zolost Serum! That means..... He took what's inside of him, combined it with the original Zolost serum, and made a new serum designed only to make the humans..... Well, no different then the humans of your worlds, Lougers, baring the fact that some can have tails."
  • Duke saw a small glowing light!
  • It was Rigamortus panicing!
  • Duke: "HEY IT'S THE BUG!?"
  • Rigamortus: "OH SHIT!?"
  • Rigamortus flew away!
  • Mantis: "Sparx, Icky, Iago, Fidget, Duke, ON ME?! GET THAT ROACH?!"
  • Sparx/Icky/Iago/Fidget/Duke: NOOO PRISONEEEEEERRRRRS!! (They followed the light and chased after Ri'gmort)
  • Ri'gmort: (On small comlink) Uh, Doc, we have a problem! Our cover has been compromised! The nukes have been figured out! We need to abort NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!
  • (Doctor Aberrant): Ah, s***! Just get over here before- (Suddenly, the Lodgers caught him as the comlink went to static)... Rig? RIG?!?

Later...

  • Ri'gmort: (He was in a jar) THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT!!!
  • Squidward: Shaddap! (Shakes the jar)
  • Ri'gmort: WHOA! EASY THERE, SQUISHY-NOSE!!! THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A QROACH!!!
  • Squidward: I SAID (Shaking the jar) SHADDAP, you little pest! You're not going anywhere unless WE say so! First, we have some questions concerning your friend's plans for the missiles. Now, where is he?
  • Ri'gmort: I AIN'T TALKIN, YOU IOBROG RIP-OFF! SO KISS MY GLOWING CRUSTY- (He was shook again) AAAHH!!
  • Squidward: We can do this ALL night if you want! Where's Doctor Aberrant?
  • Ri'gmort: This bug will NEVER cheep, creep! (Shakes his glowing butt at him)
  • Aberrant: Rig, this is ridiculous! I mean, what you're doing is not as bad as genocide, but putting that plan into the unknowing hands of a genocidal maniac? You should be ASHAMED!
  • Ri'gmort: HAH! Your father would want this! I mean, ok, Side-Butt wasn't apart of that deal, but otherwise, he would want the Humans to be free of that anomality!
  • Aberrant: NO HE WOULDN'T!!! He's as honorable as any OTHER Aberrant! All this plan is gonna do is cause mass hysteria, and THAT'S bound to lead to a TON of casualties and ruin. What I have in store is MUCH better. As soon as I prove that Ruther's anomaly is real, we can convince the returning humans to use their anomalies to the best of their ability and NOT to squander them like the Ceallans did.
  • Ri'gmort: Why do you think I was created? What you're doing is NOT what your father intended. He wants the anomalies GONE! I'm sure he's having a heart attack in that retirement home he's at right now. You're as much a disappointment as I thought your bro was.
  • Aberrant: What I'M doing is solving the issue WITHOUT any sacrifices. Humans CAN prosper well with the anomalies. I can prove that they are TOO honorable to stoop to the level the Ceallans took. Remodifived and much more harmless serum or not, what he's doing is technically biological warfare, and THAT'S as punishable as any other form of terrorism.
  • Ri'gmort: This is happening, and NOTHING is stopping us! Aberrant has an emergency launch button that will send all the missiles on THIS planet and...... Leave, everyone to suffer from a 6-7 weeks of rashes and a serum that's no longer the Zolost serum...... But there's still the whole, explodtion thing going on, so, maybe momentary mass panic at best. Yeah, Yeah, He'll do that, and cause everyon to freak out at fake nukes, yeah! If you don't release me immediately, Aberrant is going to PUSH IT!
  • Sparx: (Dubbed as Linkara in NC Review of Star Trek: Insurrection) OH, REALLYYYY?!? If he can do that, then why hasn't he done it ALREADY?!?
  • Ri'gmort: Ummm...
  • Donkey: A-HAH! Busted!
  • Shrek: You made it up.
  • Ri'gmort: OH, COME ON, YOU CAN'T BLAME A BUG FOR TRYING, NOW LEMME GO!!!
  • Chaos: How 'bout no? How 'bout YOU cooperate with US and bring us to your master?
  • Ri'gmort: In your DREAMS, FELOOT!! I'm not talking, and there's NO way you're going to make me!
  • Bill:... Ya know, as a lizard, I eat bugs. I didn't wanted to say it in front of Sparx and Mantis, but, well, there's a reason why the Dragon Guardian Temple doesn't have a roach infestsation anymore.
  • Ri'gmort: IN THE LAB OF ROOM 402!!! DON'T EAT MEEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEE-HEEEE!!!
  • Rico: (Hacks out a pistol and cocks it) Thank YOU!
  • Skipper: Rico, put the gun DOWN! We're only going to get him to cooperate, too!
  • Rico: AWWW!
  • Chell: What about Ruther? Shouldn't we help him?
  • Aberrant:... I guess we should do THAT too since the last of the forces are out. We'll split up. Me, Chell, Loslo, Losso, the Admiral, Sextus and Bigton will be on the team to aid Ruther. The rest of you, go get my brother.
  • Spyro: The most powerful of us will go to help Ruther. Dealing with Doctor Aberrant shouldn't require much violence.
  • Max: Yeah, I do NOT wanna be in front of the muzzle of the guns of that GIANT AUU METAL GEAR!!!
  • Skipper: Okay, everyone! Let's move out! Ready? BREAK! (The weakest heroes went off with Ri'gmort's jar while the strongest heroes went to help Ruther)
  • Chell: HOLD ON, HONEY, I'M COMIIIIING!!!

Meanwhile...

  • Gen: (He was still driving the RAPTURE Walker as he took Ruther to a boney and rocky cavern with fluorescent ice crystals, bones, blood stains, and gunfire scorch marks)... THIS is where I not only have my insubordinate and incompetent forces executed, but also give them a merciful death by letting them freeze to death in the cold temperatures fed by those winds from the cracks outside (Points at them). Those, added by the rock-hard surfaces that I will personally use to shatter your skull on and paint cave drawings on with your very blood, as well as the many HAZARDS... (Points at stalagmite and stalactites, icicles that are prone to fall, and the freezing water which a Rabodan soldier's frozen dead corpse was seen in)..., Oddly enough, I never actselly killed that guy. He wasn't even suppose to die. He was the cleaning guy that went missing awhile back. But I left him there because it compliments how deadly this place is. This will be a PERFECT place to mark your grave!
  • Ruther: (Shivering) You-you-you-you're not kidding! It's like minus a hundred degrees out here!
  • Gen: And with the very STORM raising it exponentially, this battle shouldn't take TOO long!
  • Ruther:... Your right about that. (Takes out his guns) BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU WANTED TO BE!?
  • Gen: Oh how cute, your trying to defy the odds. I'll be sure to say goodbye to your beloved girlfriend for you, as you join the MANY higher-ups you spared of the Extinctioners' greatest setback!
  • Ruther: I don't think so, Gen! Once your captured, the True Extinctioner Main Base will be found, your son will be given a chance to have a real life, and your reign of terror will become another closing chapter of the Rabodans' unfortunate past!
  • Gen: Well, then, what're you waiting for? (Arms his weapons)... Flip that coin!

(This music played as the fight started)

Encounter - Metal Gear Solid Music Extended

Encounter - Metal Gear Solid Music Extended

  • Gen fired a multitude of weaponry at Ruther!
  • Ruther: "OH SHIT SHIT, SHIT, SHIT-"
  • Ruther dodged as the missles blow up random parts of the area, even the ice lake of where the frozen Extinctioner is!
  • As the Explodtion was seen, the freed frozen soldier was screaming, surprisingly alive!
  • The Freed Solider crashed down face first into the floor.
  • The Freed Soldier was feeling himself.....
  • Freed Soldier: "...... I'm alive...... I'm alive! I'M ALIVE! (Gets stomped on by Gen's mech) (Muffled) I'm still alive!"
  • Ruther was still running from the persuing Mech!
  • Gen: "Stop running and accept your fate! Your ruining my faverite exicution chamber by not standing still! Alot of architects of the Extinctioners nearly froze to death building this place?!"
  • Ruther kept running until he arrived around a mountion cliffside.
  • Gen's Mech arrived.
  • Gen: "Oh-ho-ho-hoooo! Now..... You just made it too, easy!"
  • Gen had the fist of the Mech reach out to Ruther.
  • After an intense moment, the mech flicks Ruther straight up flying off into the distence!
  • Gen: "HAVE A NICE TRIP!? SEE YOU NEXT FALL!? (LAUGHS!?).... Hey, I think I gotten to understand why villains laugh like this. It's just fun!"
  • Ruther was screaming as he was seemingly about to meet his end!
  • Ruther disappeared into the fog!
  • Gen: "...... There...... One less hygbra off my kill list. Now to finish off my failure soldiers, deal with the unexpected company, order new soldiers fresh off the true main base, imply STRONGER rules against failures, and reshugdule the attack on Humans. And maybe do a renovation to the exicution chamber, because it's about time it is given a far more menacing-"
  • A screech was heard....
  • Gen: "..... Look?...... That, was not an Ice Screecher."
  • Zooming out of the clouds, was noneother then the fully healed zoom with Ruther on her!
  • Ruther: "WOOO-HOOOO! GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ZOOM?!"
  • Zoom happly screeh!
  • Gen: "OH SON OF A WHORE?! AND I THOUGHT GETTING STABBED IN THE FOOT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF UNFAIR?!"
  • Gen activates the rocket jets in his mech as flew off, and after Zoom and Ruther!
  • Gen: "IT APPEARS THAT I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET, BOY?!"
  • Ruther: "Come on Zoom, let's give Gen a run for his money!"
  • Zoom zoomed off as Gen aims to keep up as much as the mech will allow!

Extinctioner base.

  • Dr. Abberant was just about done packing and getting to the escape pod area.
  • Some pod holes were already used.
  • Dr. Abberant: "Well, I see the Extinctioner Sciencetists have already evacuated to the True Main Base. But still plenty of escape pods for any planet of my choosing to wait until the heat dies down. I hear that the island planet of Hoihoi is lovely this time of year."
  • ???: "YO DR. DIPSHIT?!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "WHAT THE-"
  • Dr. Abberant sees half of the lougers, some of the HA, and the Rabodan Millaterry arrvied in!
  • Icky: "Paging Dr. Abberant, you got an appointment with the court of law!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, everyone! As you have likely discovered, the RAPTURE weaponry is fraudulent in being nuclear AND even the serum is not too bad! I combined it with Rigamortus' DNA so all it will do is get rid of the anomality and make the humans normal! That way, no second coming of the horrors of the Ceallans! I, I was NEVER loyal to that nonsense of killing them off?!"
  • Zosimo: "Well, I'll give you a 9 for not being a straight-up psyco like Gen. But I have to take it back for doing it in a way that robs humans of their unigteness!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Look, how's about a deal?! You let me go, AND return Rigamortus to my possession, then I'll skip the planet and remain absint for a certain period of time until this ugly mess is beside us! You have my word that this mess is a one time thing! Scouts Honor!"
  • Hudson: "Oh when you put it that way, I guess-"
  • Zosimo: "Hold up, Air Too-Quick-to-Accept-a-Plea-Bargan! Nice try Doc, but an untested promise of this being a one time thing ain't good enough! If you had the bug back in your possession, and assumingly an actual zolost serum, who's to say ya won't attempt an independent attempt to take away the humans anomality?"
  • Dr. Abberant: "You don't know that! Maybe I do want to lay low until times become more forgiving and I can return to a normal life!"
  • Rigamortus (In the Jar): "Just give me back to him and you won't have us darken your doorways any time soon!"
  • Squidward: "Shut it! (Shakes the jar)!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "STOP, FOOL?! HE'S A DELICATE CURE FOR THIS! (BRINGS OUT THE ZOLOST SERUM)! Anything happens to him, I can't continue my reshearch-....... Oh, bollicks."
  • Zosimo: "HA! So that would MEAN in some way that you'll still figure out how to de-anomalised the humans!"
  • Dr. Abberant: " Ok, fine! You cracked the code of Kumalari on that one! But in my defence, it is EXACTLY what father wanted me to do! He never told brother this, but, he created Rigamortus as he is to combine his tabbed Qroach DNA and mixed it with the Zolost Serum to make what dubed as the Abberant Serum, designed to normalised the humans and prevent the new Ceallan dishastor! He believes that it's the only way! Whatever my brother is up to, he's wasting his time!"
  • Iago: "Ohhhh, great! The Professor ain't gonna take it well that his dad's a dick!"
  • Zosimo: "Then I guess that means that our Abberant is the only one who understood the Humans' anomality better then both of ya'll combined! Your brother saw it more then just another Ceallan inosdent waiting to happen!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Then either he's mistakeningly optimistic, or trapped in a hopeless folly! Either way, I am going out of my way to mark my name in history, as the Rabodan who saved the humans from becoming the new Ceallans! And I am not gonna let history be written by a bunch of silly misfits! ScreechClaw!"
  • A screeching roar was heard!
  • Stomps were heard, as a huge monsterious Ice Screecher/Crabbler Hybrid came forth!
  • Dr. Abberant: "Gentlemen and/or ladies, I present to thee, Project ScreechClaw! The sucessful result of the combined genes of Ice Screechers AND Ice Crabblers..... After a, LOT, of failed attempts. ScreechClaw, fetch!"
  • ScreechClaw roared at the group!
  • Squidward freaked up and sent the jarred Rigamortus flying!
  • Rigamortus screamed!
  • Dr. Abberant caught the jar in a calm mannor, and freed Rigamortus.
  • Dr. Abberant: "I bid you all, ado. Oh, and far warning. ScreechClaw plays ROUGH!"
  • Dr. Abberant turned and did a light laugh as Rigamortus joined in as he got into the escape pod.
  • Dr. Abberant: "Pod, set course, to Hoihoi."
  • Computer: "Command accepted."
  • Rigamortus: "SO LONG SUCKERS?!"
  • The Escape Pod flew up and went into space, heading to where Dr. Abberant intents to go to!
  • Icky: "(As ScreechClaw snarled)..... Maybe, it was not a good idea to go after the doctor without our powerful members!"
  • Zosimo: "(Sighs)..... No it was not."

Later.

  • The Group ran away screaming from ScreechClaw as it roared!

Outside.

  • Ruther and Zoom are still evading Gen!
  • Gen: "I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY! THIS MECH IS NOT HELD BACK BY FUEL AND BATERRIES!? SO LITTERALY, I CAN DO THIS FOREVER?!"
  • Ruther: "..... Come on Girl, let's head to Surrounder's Pass! Slow him down!"
  • Zoom screeched in agreement and did an epic U-Turn and surprised Gen as it flew by!
  • Gen: "GRAAAAH!? YOU AND THAT PESKY PREHISTORIC BEAST?!"
  • Gen Followed suit as they both head to Surrounder's Pass!
  • Chell: (She and the others arrived as they saw them heading to Surrounder's Pass) They're getting away!
  • Admiral: Not on OUR watch! (They followed them)
  • Gen: BOTH DR. ABERRANT AND HIS BROTHER WERE WRONG ABOUT YOU! YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL, EVEN IF YOU WERE IN SOME CRUEL COINCIDENCE ABLE TO AWAKEN SOME RIDICULOUS SUPERPOWERS!!!
  • Ruther: I THINK YOU'D REGRET EVERYTHING PRETTY WELL IF THAT WERE TO HAPPEN!
  • Gen: YOU THINK SO? Then let me show you JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT YOU ARE! (Continues firing at him as they constantly dodged him) I'LL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!
  • Ruther: YOU SHALL DO NO SUCH THING WHEN I AM THROUGH WITH YOU! (He jumps off of Zoom as he tries to shoot open the cockpit of the Walker) WHAT?!? I CAN'T SHOOT THROUGH!!!
  • Gen: (Grabs him with the Doc-Ock Arms) IT'S CARBONIUM, YOU IDIOT!! THE FATHER OF TRANSPARISTEEL!!! (Throws him into a wall as he got dazed, but recovered just in time to avoid a blast from Gen)
  • Ruther: (Throws a grenade onto the cockpit, yet even that was unable to bust through the cockpit)
  • Gen:... You heard of carbonium, yet you don't know how DURABLE it is?!? You really ARE an idiot, just like you have been before! You will STILL be no harder to kill! (He continues firing at him until the others finally caught up)
  • Chell: (She fired a gun at the RAPTURE Walker doing damage)... TAKE THAT YOU INSUFFERABLE F****** REPROBATE!!!
  • Ruther: (Gasps dryly) CHELL, NO!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!
  • Gen: Oh, am I ever so TIRED of this bitch!!! (He fires a blast of energy at her as she gasps in fear as the blast knocked her into a rock-wall head first)
  • Ruther: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (The word echoed as Chell laid unconscious)
  • Gen:... AND THAT'S JUST THE SALT IN THE WOUND! NOW LET'S POUR IN THE POISON! (He activates a large missile from the RAPTURE Walker as it displayed a missile)
  • Ruther: (Was filled with rage at the sight of the injured Chell as he breathed aggressively with teary eyes)... Chell... I... I loved her!... (Groans in anger as we cut into his cells' chromosomes as they began glowing right to the DNA helix as they glowed in brighter lights as a splice sound was heard, lighting up several sections of his chromosomes when the amino acids and enzymes got to work. Then the same thing occurred two more times, then it went straight back to an angry Ruther as he was sweating and crying softly until he yelled in rage as his veins were seen through his skin and he did gymnastic moves to get a high-jump and tear a significant amount of damage into the RAPTURE Walker)
  • Gen: WHAT?!?
  • Computer Voice: Warning! Walker has taken heavy damage. Missle laungh compromised
  • Gen: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
  • Ruther was finally able to burst through the cockpit to Gen's shock!
  • Gen: "SERIOUSLY, WHAT?!"
  • Ruther: YOU HAVE JUST CROSSED THE LINE, SIDEBOTTOM!
  • Gen: WHAT?!? (He smashed the controls to his Walker) AAH!!
  • Ruther: YOU CAN HATE ME FOR BEING A HUE, YOU CAN HATE HUES IN GENERAL, YOU CAN HATE THE HUMANS TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT, HELL, YOU CAN STAY A SCUMBAG FOR AS LONG AS I CARE TO KNOW ABOUT?! BUT NOBODY HURTS CHELL!!!
  • Gen:... What?!?
  • Ruther: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?!?
  • Gen: What?!?
  • Ruther: WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK USUABLOTHIAN IN WHAT?!?
  • Gen:... I don't even- (Grabbed him from his cockpit)
  • Ruther: USUABLOTHIAN, MOTHERF*****, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!? (He headbutted him and threw his face right through the smashed controls shocked)
  • Computer Voice: Error! Err-err-err-err-error! Miss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sile compromised!
  • Gen: "YOU CRAZY STUPID HYGBRA?! THIS MECH'S EXPENSIVE TO REPAIR?!"
  • Ruther: NO DUH!!! (He leaped off as the missile blows up, taking part of the Mech with it as it fell down!
  • Ruther landed and tossed Gen straight into a stray rock, as Gen shouted in pain upon meeting it!
  • Gen got up face seriously damaged from the rock, as he continued to stare in confusion and shock to what is going on. No Hue he hunted down never even once acted like this.
  • Gen:... No other Hue, acted even remotely like THIS?! The raw power?! That strength that can even make a Bulliarn feel embarrassed! This, this is NOT the work of augmentation!? You weren't this strong when I initially fought you! You... You're different!... What... WHAT ARE YOU?!?
  • Ruther:... Can't you tell, Gen? It's just like Aberrant said!
  • Gen: NO YOU F****** DON'T!!! NOT THIS STUPID S*** AGAIN?!
  • Ruther: I have finally awakened what you have scoffed off for so long! Now, I am the answer to all humans who cry out for peace. I am the hope of all Hues! I am the salvation of the Treceas! I am the answer to all the Rabodans' flaws!... I HAVE AWAKENED MY GENETIC ANOMALY! I AM HUMANKIND'S NEXT TEADR STEP!!! THE KIND OF THING THAT WILL OFFICIALLY BE THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FOR YOU!!!
  • Gen: (Growls angrily) NO! THIS IS NOTHING!!! YOU THINK NOW THAT THIS SO CALLED 'GENETIC ANOMALY' CAN MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME?!? WELL, YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HUE! A XZERBASS!! A MISCEGENATED NIGHTMARE!!! A WASTE OF A RABODAN SPERM!!! YOU'RE NOTHING!!!
  • Ruther: You so sure about that? I mean, LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MECH!!!
  • Gen: I'm sure this is nothing more then some accursed Trecerian using magic to make you stronger?! Well I have something that's gonna make that attempt rendered MOOT!! (Takes out a dart gun and takes out a vial of genetic regression serum)
  • Aberrant: WHAT?!?
  • Gen: SAY GOODBYE, YOU FREAK! (He fires the gun as the serum needle launched towards him at a great speed as Aberrant ran forth)
  • Aberrant: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (He took the fire as his veins were seen flashing in indigo stress as a heartbeat was heard and he fell to the ground with an oozing wound from the injection)
  • Ruther: PROFESSOR!!!
  • Gen:... Unexpected, but not altogether unpleasant! But there's PLENTY more where that came from! (Got out another vial, but Ruther acted fast and smacked away both the dart gun and the serum cocktail to the wall and punched him in the face as he made a funny noise in slow motion) HOOOOOOOooooooo...!
  • Ruther: AND NOW YOU'RE IN BIGGER TROUBLE! THAT IS THE LAST EVIL THING YOU WILL DO TODAY, GEN!!!
  • Gen: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, TETHER!!! (He takes out a grenade and threw it at him as he exploded, yet he survived thanks to a weird process of protecting himself through an imperviousness to pain as his wounds healed)... THIS... THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKES SENSE!!!
  • Ruther: MY turn! (Takes out his two guns as he fired at him as he took the blast in pain)
  • Gen: (Growls in anger as he took out more weapons he could find all over the battlefield and used them against Ruther to no avail)
  • Sextus:... Should we help him, sir?
  • Admiral: "Nah, he looks like he has this covered."
  • Chell: (As she was healed when Losso used her defibrillator to heal her as she sees Aberrant still with indigo pumping veins as she got up to him) Professor! Are you okay?
  • Admiral: He took a launching of the serum that would've made Ruther an anomaly-free Hue.
  • Everyone was getting somber, when suddenly, Aberrant was back to normal....
  • Aberrant: "..... Yup. That proves that indeed, my brother wasn't gonna kill the humans. I'd be dead by now if that WAS the Zolost Serum."
  • Bigton:... Dead?
  • Aberrant: Yeah, turns out, my father ALREADY tested the real Zolost serum on non-anomaly beings, of which were already dead by natrol causes by the way, and documented it, and me and my brother took steps to avoid that. BTW, we knew right AWAY why it wasn't recorded from the start, it WAS unspeakable. I am at least relieved that my brother didn't went the path of a psycopath, but it proves my unfortunate childhood truth that, my father and brother did wanted to dispose of the anomality..... But this is no time to explain more on that!
  • Sextus: "(Things get destructive) He's right! I think we may want to take cover till things cool down!"
  • The group did just that!
  • Gen: I WILL DISINTEGRATE YOU!!! (Takes out a Mitigator like the one from before as it blows up next to fallen explosive barrels as it seemingly kills him as Gen panted in exhaustion)... I just know he's gonna jump out somewhere- (Ruther punched him in the face as he made this sound)
ANK!!

ANK!!

  • Gen:... WILL YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?!? ARBASUS KRAAN, WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO WASTE YOUR SMUG XZERBASS FACE?!?
  • Ruther: How about you find out, because even I don't know!
  • Gen: Oh, I have such an answer to that?! (Pulls out another vial of the serum) If there IS any blasted truth to what Dr. Crackpot is saying, then this will prove 3 things: One..... I owe the doctor an apology for doubting him. 2, that I seemed to have REALLY underestimated the humans!? and 3..... (Smiles)..... I at least know how to beat them.
  • Ruther: "Well good luck even getting near me?! I will always pay attention to anything you try to-"
  • Gen: "Ooh my god, that medic girlfriend of yours is showing her tits."
  • Ruther: "(Squees), WHERE?! (LOOKS ANOTHER DIRECTION?!)"
  • Gen latched onto Ruther and stabbed him with the injection, injecting Ruther with the Abberant Serum that is taking away Ruther's anomality, rendering him normalised, as the serum is seen redusing the anomality to nothing!
  • Ruther: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT?!"
  • The Group comes back out when they heard the scream!
  • Chell: "RUTHER!?"
  • Abberant: "RUTHER?!"
  • Gen gets off, as Ruther has lost his strentgh and power.... Ruther is at his weakest.
  • Gen: ".... How's about an additional test?"
  • Gen was able to grab Ruther and beat the crap out of him, though Ruther tried to fight back, without the anomality, he stood no chance to Gen having greater fighting exspearience and torturious tactics!
  • Gen kicked Ruther down as Chell and the others looked in concern!
  • Ruther: ".... My anomality...... What...... What happened? I..... I feel like it was.... Just gone...."
  • Gen: "..... Well, then I guess I owe the doctor an apology..... There actselly is, or was, such a thing as the humans anomality. And if there's any indication of this anomalily's power from what a hue was capable of, I kinda shudder at what a true human can do. Well, if I am to actselly destroy the humans, I at least have the serum to take care of that..... Though judging by the fact that your not dying, (looks at the arriving group with the Professor), nor him for that matter, I can safely assume that the doctor wasn't Extinctioner material. (Chuckles victioriously).... Matters not! Whatever true pitiful goal he had, he still leaves me with at least an ability to have a chance against the humans! I think I'll thank him by NOT killing him! Though I will have to make him an Extinctioner slave! In fact, I also assume that talking qroach is in a way apart of this! He always did had that weird glow! I'll be sure to have my forces find the doctor and that bug! Until then, (Grabs Ruther and held him over the edge) I'll just have to finish off what shell of a phathic man is left by the NOT Zolost Serum. And since your seperated from your worthless pet, I have good faith that you, are, done for!?"
  • Ruther weakfully looks down and sees that Zoom was hidden in the background....
  • Ruther: "....... (Weak smile)...... You win Gen."
  • Gen: "Gah, even in death, you continue to be- Wait what?!"
  • Everyone: "WHAT!?"
  • Ruther: "..... Your right Gen..... I'm nothing but a pathic weakling..... I'm nothing without the anomality..... You are truely a superior Rabodan. The humans? They're not gonna stand a chance against you!"
  • Gen: "...... Ahh, rarely, I get complimated by a fallen oppendent. Usually it's self rightious banter that I can't get away with this, or that someone else will stop me when they can't, or whatever nonsense!"
  • Ruther: "I see no point in it. You indeed are the perfect enbodiment of Rabodan perfection."
  • Gen: "Well, as charming as your phrase is..... Your desteny is uncharged."
  • Gen lets go of Ruther as he falls from the edge to the aybis!
  • Chell: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Abberant: "NOOOOO?!"
  • Everyone else: "NO?!"
  • Gen watched as Ruther vanished into the fog of the aybis, smiling wickedly.
  • Gen turns and looks at the demoralised heroes.
  • Gen: "(Pulls out his spear-staff).... And now, there's you lot.... Any final words, before I finish you all off, and let you join Ruther in the afterlife?"
  • Chell: (Softly cries)
  • Gen: You tears are enough! Time to die! (Notices that Gazelle is wearing the cape of Scratcher's fur).... And I'll be sure, you go first, for clearly having taken away Scratcher's life! Space Messiah or not, he will indeed, be avenged! (As he aims his weapon at them, they both notice that Ruther was being carried by Zoom back up, appears to be slowly healing, confused that the anomaly was still alive, yet relieved that he was)
  • Chell:... You wanna bet?
  • Gen: You joking, right? THAT'S a sucker bet!
  • Ruther: (Gets off of Zoom, then kicks him in the groin as he wheezes comically)... And guess who's the sucker? (Takes out his gun and points it at him)
  • Gen: (Growls angrily and turns to Ruther, and sees Zoom as well doing a mocking squack!) I'LL BE SURE THAT YOUR STUPID PET WILL DIE WITH YOU THIS TI- (Noticed the wounds healing)... WHAT THE HELL?!? YOUR ANOMALY IS STILL ALIVE?!? HOW?!?
  • Aberrant: Yes indeed, how?!?
  • Ruther: You guess is as good as mine! No offence professor, but either your brother is not as good as he said he is, or the anomaly was able make my immune system fight off threatening injections. But questions later, stopping the genocidal maniac now!
  • Gen: (Growls angrily) Mark my words, Hue, humans are NEVER going to avoid extinction! There will ALWAYS be a race STRONGER than them no matter IF they have some ridiculous anomaly powers. Their extinction is STILL inevitable! Those humans will NEVER be safe, DO YOU HEAR ME?!? NEVEEEERRR- (Ruther shot him unconscious)
  • Ruther:... Maybe so... but now that you've foolishly gave me that good point, I shall make sure that DOESN'T happen! And I won't do it alone! (He and Chell spin-hugged as Chell sobbed in relief that he was alive)
  • Chell: RUTHER, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!!!
  • Admiral: I couldn't have said it better. Your parents will FINALLY rest peacefully knowing you have avenged them.
  • Ruther:... Thank you, Admiral! (They both saluted)
  • Aberrant:... Though I need to ask the long-awaited question... HOW DID YOUR ANOMALY SURVIVE?!?
  • Ruther: Like I said, either your brother is not that good, no offence, or perhaps the anomality of humans isn't like that of Ceallans.
  • Aberrant:... A decent point.
  • Bigton:.. Why weren't YOU guys doing anything?
  • Spyro: We were waiting to see how things played out. And so far, it played out so well, we weren't even needed. By all accounts, we were probuly better off with going after Dr. Abberant.
  • Sextus: Well, at least this split-up didn't go south immediately- (The other Lodgers were heard screaming and the ScreechClaw was heard roaring)
  • Righty:... You were saying?
  • Sextus: Shut up, Righty!

Other Team's location!

  • The other team was eventually cornered by ScreechClaw!
  • ScreechClaw snarled.
  • Nanobyte: "What a way to go! I never got to see Hoihoi! I heard that place is beautiful this time of year!"
  • ScreechClaw was about to attack!
  • ???: "WAIT!?"
  • ScreechClaw looked in confusion and surprise to Gazelle behind him!
  • Gazelle: "..... It's okay, big fella. It's ok. I'm not here to hurt you."
  • ScreechClaw turned around to further analise Gazelle with curious sniffs, but then, it suddenly turned cuddely and began to coo around Gazelle.
  • Icky: "..... Well that was resolved anti-climaticly quick."
  • Gazelle: "I have a way with animals. Baring Scracther. (ScreechClaw looked at Gazelle's Scratcher cape and squaked chuckled. The ScreechClaw was making bird sounds)..... And appearently, ScreechClaw isn't bothered by what became of him. He said that he never liked Scratcher for teasing him behind his cage. So..... Where's Dr. Abberant and the Sentient Glowing Roach Rigamortus?"
  • Icky: "...... The fuckers got away after the doc siced his science project on us!"
  • ScreechClaw squacked.
  • Gazelle: "He said it was nothing personal. He was only being obedient to his master."
  • Zosimo: "Well, did the others at least captured Gen?"
  • The other heroes came in.
  • Po: After Ruther went all Super Saiyan and unlocked his genetic anomaly to the point where he ripped that AUU Metal Gear a new one, and mashed Gen to a pulp. And best of all, WE WEREN'T EVEN NEEDED FOR IT!!!
  • Icky:... OH, HOW WONDERFUL!!! YOU WEREN'T NEEDED!!!
  • Chell: Hey, at least my near-death experience was necessary to give Ruther the positive reaction he needed.
  • Aberrant: Amazingly enough, the anomaly was immune to the non-lethal Zolost Serum. It left me and Ruther flabbergasted.
  • Admiral: And we already have Gen chained up and ready for shipping him off to facing justice. Ruther was moral enough to use the stun setting on his gun to defeat him.
  • Icky: BUT WE NEED TO GET THAT DOC AND HIS PET COCKROACH BACK!!!
  • Aberrant: Forget it, guys! He's not worth it. The Rabodan Military will deal with him later. All we need to do now is to ensure that the rest of the Extinctioner threat is gone for good.
  • Icky: "That's the problem! The guy's planning to still make a serum to get rid of the anomality! He called his verson the "Abberant Serum"! And likely, he has a way to figure out he had some bugs to work out! He went to this planet called "Hoihoi", and I bet he's already lounging about in a snaky Hotel Room already devising a new plan! And on top of that, who's to to say the fucker won't end up being an interest to the new hotshot of the Extinctioners by now?!"
  • Abberant: "..... Ok, admitingly, THAT, makes it more of a concern."
  • Admiral: "Don't worry. Hoihoi may be in a neightbering system, but it ain't close enough for him to already be there. Plus, you can actselly program pods to come back to the base by getting to the manual over-drive in the pod room."
  • Chell: "Well let's hurry before we truely lose out on getting Dr. Abberant."

The Location of Dr. Abberant's Escape Pod.

  • The Escape Pod was seen.
  • Inside of it, Dr. Abberant was already devising new means for his serum plans.
  • Dr. Abberant: "Tell Rigamortus, what do you think about, creating an army of Qroachs with the same tabbed potaintional like you, and making my own interuniverseal portal to send them to the Humans' hide-out?"
  • Rigamortus: "Ohhhhh, an army of mes! I love it!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Well let's just hope your personality is a one in a million shot and the others are more, self-contained. And for a back-up plan, how do you feel about, infecting their water with the Abberant Serum AND having them be rid of their serums that way!"
  • Rigamortus: "Doc, that'll eventually lead to the goverment comdemning the water and holding it off until it can be cleansed."
  • Dr. Abberant: "A fair point. Oh, an even better back up! How about an army of indestructable nano-drones that inject the humans with the abberant serum, and take the anomality down from there?"
  • Rigamortus: "Awesome! But where are we gonna be able to make an army of indestructable super-tiny bots?"
  • Dr. Abberant: "I know an old former collgue who speicalises in machinery. Oh, I have another back-up plan afterwords. We mistify the serum into the air, through selling a harmless looking toy?!"
  • Rigamortus: "...... I can't help but feel that's been already done before."
  • Dr. Abberant: "It's not a matter of being orginal, it's a matter of having a plan and many back-ups."
  • Rigamortus: "Well in that case, it sounds like it's good."
  • Dr. Abberant: "Good. Now, for an additional contendingcy plan, how about-"
  • Rumbling was heard and felt as the escape pod stopped in it's path and went back towards Trecene)
  • Dr. Aberrant:..... Rigamortus, did you by chance, made sure you gotten rid of the anti-programming to ensure those misfits don't send us directly back?
  • Ri'gmort:...
  • Dr. Aberrant:... You didn't, did you?
  • Ri'gmort: That's not what I'm saying!!!
  • Dr. Aberrant: Well, what ARE you saying?!?
  • Ri'gmort:... Well, I'm saying it now!
  • Dr. Aberrant: (Shrugs) AND NOW I'M BACK TO HATING YOUR GUTS, RIGGY!!!
  • Ri'gmort: HEY, YOU NEVER SAID THERE WAS AN ANTI-PROGRAMMING WHAT-YA-MA-CALL-IT LIKE THAT!!!
  • Dr. Aberrant: Oh, didn't I, or is it that you never, uh, HEARD OF IT BEFORE?!?
  • Ri'gmort: I HEARD OF IT!
  • Dr. Aberrant: No you didn't!
  • Ri'gmort: OKAY, I DIDN'T, BUT I HEARD THAT THERE COULD BE COUNTER MEASURES LIKE THIS!!! I JUST NEVER THOUGHT-
  • Dr. Aberrant: YOU NEVER THOUGHT?!? NO SURPRISE THAT YOU CAN'T THINK PROPERLY, YOU LITTLE PEST!!!
  • Ri'gmort: PEST?!? WHY YOU LITTLE- (The two fought and argued with each other as they did so when they landed on Trecene, and stopped when the heroes saw them doing that)...
  • Dr. Aberrant:... THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU'RE COMPLETELY USELESS!! I SHOULD'VE JUST TAKE YOUR DNA AND LEAVE YOU TO BE EATEN!!!
  • Ri'gmort: WELL, EXCUSE ME, ALL THE COMMANDS THIS PLACE HAS IS SO GODDAMN COMPLICATED!!! NOW PLEASE, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
  • Iago: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, BUG RIPOFF OF ME!!! Both of you, out of the pod. You've got some stuff to repent yourself from.
  • Dr. Abberant: "Now, now, everyone, for what it's worth, the attempt to get humans out of their anomality is still a good goal! I mean, think about how much less dangerious they would be without it!"
  • Icky: "One problem Doc. It didn't really worked."
  • Dr. Abberant/Rigamortus: "WHAT!?"
  • Sextus: "Ruther took it from Gen and it ended up not working."
  • Dr. Abberant: "..... I KNEW DAD'S OLD FORMULA HAD BUGS IN IT?! Offence not ENTIRELY intended, Rigamortus."
  • Professor Abberant: "THAT, might not be the case, Brother. It was otherwise perfect and perfected...... Problem is, the truth is less ideal then your hopes and dreams. It, may be possable that the Humans anomalities may, just be much more stronger then whatever compromsied the Ceallans to be even effected by the Zolost serum at all. And it's only on a hybrid!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "THAT COULD ONLY BE BECAUSE OF HIS RABODAN SIDE CONFLICTED WITH THE SERUM AND LED TO IT BEING CANCELED IT OUT!? THOUGH BRIEFLY, IT WORKED AT ALL?! I'M SURE IT CAN STILL WORK ON A TRUE HUMAN?!"
  • Professor Abberant: "Perhaps Ruther isn't an accreate test subject, but I do have the HPA enforcer's preserved body. We can test your modifived Zolost serum there!"
  • Dr. Abberant: "Sounds good enough for me! I look forword to the reaction on your face when the Abberant serum-"

Prof. Aberrant's Lab

  • Dr. Aberrant: IS NOT WORKING?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! (The Serum was being injected into the specimen until the anomaly, while slowly dissipating, suddenly healed back again)... THAT WAS AMONG THE BEST FORMULAS OUR FATHER CAME UP WITH!!!
  • Prof. Aberrant: Well, a little analysis can be of full explanation. (Ruther was placed in a capsule as his anomaly was analyzed)... Well, not only does this reveal ALL the abilities Ruther unlocked, but it also explains that his anomaly augmented his immune system to fight off any harmful serum injections by synthesizing new antibodies to do so. And others include not just a healing factor, but he can use adrenaline to be impervious to pain and boost his strength and physical capabilities.
  • Ruther: COOLNESS!!!
  • Dr. Aberrant:... So... Nothing can stop their anomaly! And everything I've been working on was... Pointless!
  • Prof. Aberrant: And the worst part of it is, I already tested the serum on this specimen and KNEW it was nothing. I wanted to keep it a surprise for when I got MORE info like I do now. Ruther has more to unlock in the future, and I'll be there to help him do it.
  • Dr. Aberrant: And what am I supposed to do?!?
  • Ri'gmort: AND ME?!? WHAT PURPOSE DO I SERVE IF MY DNA IS NOW MOOT?!?
  • Professor Abberant: "Well under normal circumstances, you, brother, would be sent to jail and Rig will be sold as a part of a pet meal item......"
  • Dr. Abberant and Rigamortus made shock faces at that!
  • Professor Abberant: "..... But I managed to strike a deal with Madam President, and have you two sentienced to life in community service in the park."
  • Dr. Abberant: "..... Beg your pardon?"
  • Professor Abberant: "Well, since Gen is heading to Oranos undoubtingly, after having his memory of the True Main Base scanned alchourse, and the other extinctioners are being sent to many rabodan prisons, I felt that having you two follow suit wouldn't be very.... Comfertable for you, espeically in light of your true goals. Those Extinctioners are vengeful people, but Gen is particularly worse then that. So I felt that a life probation in the park is punishing enough."
  • Zosimo: "Your brother is being a very generious man about this Doc. I suggest you show appresiation to this and not waste it."
  • Dr. Abberant: "(Sarcasticly) Oh let me guess, does it involve giving up on the serum and normalising the humans? (Seriously) Well asking that is pointless, because after seeing THIS, I'm not sure even father would continue this if he saw it!?"
  • Professor Abberant: "Well, not nessersarly just that alone. Up before all this, I had my concern that father would try this sort've thing and dragged you along with this.... And, I have my confirmation that, he did wanted you to do this. Thing is..... He, figured you would've done this on your own..... He never meant for you to join the Extinctioners, even if only as a highly budgeted means to make that more likely."
  • Dr. Abberant: "Well surely father was smart enough to know that I had NO real loyalties to those maniacs! I only got involved because they had the best reshorses for what he wanted me to do! Believe me, doing about things legitly would've been first and foremost, had it not been our unfortunate sur-names as "Crackpots" because of father's throey?! Globex wouldn't even look at me, a less powerful company scoffed at me, a family company politely escourted me out, the science commity disavows my name, hell, even the Anti-Grand Council Rebels thought I was nuts! AND THEY BELIEVED THAT THE VA WAS THE GRAND COUNCIL'S GRAND MASTER PLAN OF MAKING THEMSELVES HIGHLY IMPOURENT, BUT BACKFIRED CAUSE OF DEBATABLE REASONS! Now granted, Gen at the time took my throey with a grain of salt, but he otherwised accepted me. At least be glad that I was never loyal to that human destroying nonsense, so at least you and father had that."
  • Professor Abberant: "..... That's the problem...... Father has defelupted a sevre heart desese that is threatening his life. Even with our science, our advance medicene, even our finest robotic doctors, all they can do is prolonged the ineditable until he finally dies..... They predict he'll die sometime after Peace Day, at least three days tops. And he was very hurt about your methods.... So much, that he no longer cared about his throey anymore. He may very well questioned himself about the anomality being real, or even if it's as bad or noteworthy as before...."
  • Dr. Abberant lost his dis-interested leer and gain a major sign of remorse.....
  • Professor Abberant: "......Father, is at a state that he doesn't care about his own life anymore...... He just wants to see his dear boys, one last time, before he is to be among the departed.... He deserves to be relieved of his regret of ever making you think like that before he leaves. At least let his heart die happy."
  • Dr. Abberant shed a small manly tear as he looked away.
  • Rigamortus started to cry cartoonishly out of control and blows on his own wing!
  • Ruther and Chell were surprised about this.....
  • Our heroes struggled to fight back tears. Bigton was bawling like a baby as Sextus kept stoic, but shed a manly tear as well while he was comferting Bigton. Even the Admiral gave a solum soldier look.
  • Zoom was seen moaning sadly.
  • Ruther: "..... Professor, why, why didn you tell me about this?"
  • Professor Abberant: "It, was a private Abberant family matter. You didn't needed to be made concerned of it. You had your own troubles as it were at the time."
  • Squidward was seen crying, then he looked around for abit....
  • Squidward: "(Sadly) Nope. No bowls of onions this time."
  • Dr. Abberant tried to his his tears in his red glasses.....
  • Dr. Abberant: "..... Very well, I'll..... I'll pay the poor soul a due visit."
  • Professor Abberant: "..... Thank you brother..... And, don't worry about being scolded. He, doesn't have the engery for it. He is barely capable of speech. He'll just feel glad to know that you weren't lost to him. The Madam President will allow the visit before you are sentenced."
  • Dr. Abberant finally lost his iron will and ploped to the floor, and started to man-sob.
  • Rigamortus flew up, landing on the broken doctor, and patted him on the back.
  • Ruther: ".... Would you, like some privacy Professor?"
  • Professor Abberant: "..... That would be best appresiated, Ruther. My brother, clearly needs time between me and myself."
  • The group proceeded to leave.

Abominable Peak

  • Gen was seen being forcefully dragged away by the strongest enforcers the Grand Council ordered for.
  • Jling Sling: "AND GOOD RIDDENCE, YOU MANIAC?! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH HUMANS?!"
  • Warson: "Jling, please don't aggitate the extinctioner overlord. You'll just make him more broken then already."
  • The Heroes arrived.
  • Warson: "Ahhh, Lougers and the HA. I must congratulate you all on an exsellent job. And you did it even more then what was asked. You turned a troubled hybrid into a proper hero indeed, and left the Rabodan Millaterry with the proper ability to know about the True Main Base..... Which surprisingly is a moble space station that is protected by a fleet of H-Fleet Ships, which explains the ship that took the stockpile to begin with. Heroes Act, The Baroness has said that it would be an honor for you to join in taking down the Extinctioners indeffently. As for you lougers, your free to do what you would wish. We feel that you done enough for us as it is, and we wish for you to enjoy your holiday."
  • Zosimo: "It be our pleasure sir. I know what makes an H-Fleet Cruser tic."
  • Nanobyte: "And I know how to make it happen!"
  • Ruther was on Zoom with Chella.
  • Ruther: "Well if anyone needs me, I'll be spending some time with Chella and-"
  • Warson: "Actselly, Young Ruther, the council and I would like to talk with you."
  • Ruther: "..... Sure, ok. (Gets off of Zoom)...... If it's about the whole going after the Space Station thing, trust me, the Admiral already has that covered. That guy not only trusts me with major missions now, but he also made me a commander! Awesome! It can't get better then that!"
  • Jarvin: "Well, what would you say about being included into the Heroes Act?"
  • Ruther: "Yeah sure, sure, fine, it makes sense, I mean it's not like it's gonna majorly- (Mimics Chris Griffin) WWHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
  • Warson: "Well, in light that the Abberant throey about human anomalities being true, AND that you redused a Krallest Mech into an embarrising pile of scrap metal shell of it's former glory, (Forementioned mech was seen being dragged away by bots), and discovered a lost race that is in great need of being better understand for perhaps includtion to a new USRA in the future, let alone the fact that you managed to take down many Higher-Ups of the Extinctioners that made rabodans and hues like wet themselves at the mere sight of them, well, if trained properly, I can imagine simular results against the most dangerious of the VA and their devices!"
  • Ruther: "..... Wow, Sirs and Ma'ams! I, I don't know what to say!"
  • Jling Sling: "..... By all means, you don't have to accept. It's not a lawfuly required offer-"
  • Warson stopped Jling with a comical bong!
  • Warson: "True as that is, we would love it ever so much if you accept. Some of us are weary to the day that the VA reniments might finally return to be a true challnage once more to the HA, and we need every hero we can get! You don't have to accept now if you feel concerned about leaving behind your friends."
  • Ruther: "I, I don't know, I finally just got my normal life togather and I finally have a chance with Chell, I-"
  • Chell confronted him.
  • Chell: "..... You should join the HA, Ruther."
  • Ruther: "..... But..... What about the Professor and his brother?"
  • Chell: "Don't worry about the Profesor. He has more then he needs ro prove the existence of the Anomality in humans, espeically thanks to Sextus being nice enough to record your awesome moment against Gen's mech! And the fact even a modifived verson of an anomality destroying serum, perhaps even the real deal, can't stop that, if though only briefly. It's safe to say that the Abberants are gonna be treated with abit more respect for now on."
  • Ruther: "..... But what about Zoom?! She can't stand being away from me!"
  • Galex: "I have my eye on giving the Hero Hive a creature pen for a long time now, but didn't get to do it cause of lack of creatures other then a non-mount. I think Zoom is perfect for that oppertunity. I even got the finest construction bots already working on it, and it was already paid for and signed."
  • Ruther: "..... But what about you Chell? Aren't you afraid of being without me?"
  • Chell: "To be fair, before all this, we kinda already had a long distence relationship thanks to your anomality being activated the wrong way. I'm not bothered by it at all. Also, don't worry about me being alone. Some old friends of mine will come back soon when they hear about the Extinctioners being gone. Heck, father will soon come back now that I managed to find a home in Trecene that's handicap accessable."
  • Ruther: "..... But, won't you worry about me, dying?"
  • Chell: "You survived against Overlord Gen I Side, the most merciless creation of the Tainted Sidebottom belief! If HE doesn't had a chance against you, I would be more more worried about the Villains Act villains! Have you heard how bad their politics are now and how devided they are? Just wait until they get a load of you!"
  • Ruther: "You sure, I-"
  • Chell: "Oh shut up and accept this!"
  • Ruther: "Wait wha-" (The two romantically kissed on the lips as Ruther slowly became enamored as Chell lifted her leg up as they stayed lip-locked for 10 seconds)
  • Nanobyte:... As long as they can hold it?
  • Miami: As long as they can hold it.
  • Lord Shen: (Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye was playing as it was revealed to be played by Icky) OH, REAL MATURE, PREHISTORIC ONE!
  • Icky: What can I say? I'm one of the comic relief after all!
  • Iago: At least it's better than a c***-block.

1 minute later...

  • Boss Wolf: (They were disturbed that the two were still lip-locked)... Good lord, the lungs on those two!
  • Sandy: Yeah, for God's sake, they've been like that for 1 minute.
  • Chell: (They finally separated as they both sighed in joy)
  • Icky: Oh, FINALLY!
  • Ruther: Alright, I'm in! This should be quite some fun. Oh, by the way, how did Soto and Grin's trial go and what hell are they suffering for it?
  • Sextus laughed.
  • Sextus: "Let's just say, Abberant Park has two new lawfully required caretakers if ya catch my drift."
  • Ruther started to laugh!
  • Ruther: "No way! You mean they're-"

Abberant Park.

  • Grin Eateron and Soto are seen taking care of the park.
  • Soto: "...... Ya know, this is pretty much, YOUR FAULT!?"
  • Grin Eateron: "Oh don't start whining to me again, you embarrisment to the Vol line! It's YOUR own fault for taking me seriously?!"
  • Soto: "Well YOU should've talked me out of the Bruud?!"
  • Grin Eateron: "Well you shouldn't've explained your plans to the hybrid like a moron and not expect hidden survallence?!"
  • Soto: "Oh look at you scolding me like I'm related to you, SPY!?"
  • Grin Eateron: "I only did what was nessersary to save our ecomamy from having to provide for Hues! Now without the Extinctioners, they'll rebuild HuesHue city, and the ecomamy will never recover! And it's ALL thanks to your bragging mouth!?"
  • Soto: "AT LEAST I WASN'T A SPY!?"
  • Grin Eateron: "AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET THE BRUUD INVOLVED?!"
  • Soto: "AT LEAST I'M NOT NAMED AFTER THE PHRASE "SHIT-EATING GRIN"!?"
  • Grin Eateron: "At least, I'M NOT THE ONE, who's now an embarrisment to my uncle's eye!"
  • Silence....
  • Grin Eateron: "..... Ha! That shut you up. Now go back to brushing away creature poop and-" (He was slopped on by poop off-camera as he gurgled and Soto couldn't help but burst out with laughter)
  • Soto: HAH! You got s*** on! (Laughs until he was pooped on off-camera as well as Zoom was seen mimicking laughter)
  • Ruther: GOOD girl, Zoom! (Zoom makes passionate noises)
  • Grin: (Comes out of the pile off-screen) PLEASE don't make a habit of that!
  • Ruther: No promises! Oh, and since it'll be Banquet Day soon, I'm sure even the animals will have a great feast. And as with all banquets, you know what THAT means!
  • Soto:... (Off-camera and gurgling) I F****** HATE YOU!!
  • Ruther: I know! Carry on, s***-cleaners! (He and Zoom left)
  • Soto:... (Off-camera and gurgling) F*** that Xzerbass!
  • Grin: (Off-camera) Oh, stop talking in that s***! All the animals capable of zoovocalism are already mimicking laughter. (The animals were seen doing that)
  • Zoom and Ruther laughed.
  • Ruther: "Zoom, being with the HA made me realised something..... It's gonna be the start of an awesome adventure."
  • Zoom excitedly squacked!
  • Ruther: "Couldn't've said it myself!"
  • Zoom flew off with Ruther riding as they began to do tricks!

Several days after.

  • Professor Abberant and Chell came over to the Hero Hive.
  • Xandy welcomed them in.
  • Xandy: "Welcome, Professor and Chell."
  • Professor Abberant: "How's Ruther doing?"
  • Xandy: "Well, he finally got out of his ego boost ever since we took down the Extinctioner True Base Space Station. He still won't exactly stop bragging about his orgin story video game coming out in time for the holidays though. That game is going for a more "Goddess of Battle Meets Titanium Gizmo" sort've deal. I heard it's REALLY gonna have an over-the-top story and with ALOT of exaggerations."
  • Professor Abberant: "When HASN'T the video game industry fabercated on things?"
  • The Trio laughed.
  • Xandy: "So, how are you guys doing?"
  • Professor Abberant: "Well, my brother is making slow but stedy progress on recovering from father's,... Departure."
  • Chell: "And progress on the rebuildt HuesHue is going swimmingly. And Soto and Grin are still stuck with poop smell. (Giggles), It's gotten bad to the point that even the animals are forcing them into showers! I even got videos on it! It's hilarious to watch!"
  • Xandy: "And I bet he'll love those!"
  • Chell: "So where's Ruther?"
  • Xandy: "He's alittle caught up dealing with Hawkens having alittle racing contest. That's them over there."
  • Two fast figures flew by as the force of their speed causes various items to clutter and crash!
  • Professor Abberant: ".... A day never starts without Ruther breaking the sound barrior."
  • Ruther was cheering as Zoom was racing with Hawkens neck-to-neck!
  • Hawkens: "I see that reptilian bird of yours is doing well! But I'm still gonna win! First one to the Nexx Tower wins!?"
  • Ruther: "Your on Keubrician?! Oh, and as an early holiday gift, me and Zoom would like to give you, OUR DUST!?"
  • Zoomed zoomed off, surprising Hawkens!
  • Hawkens: "AW NO YOU DON'T, YOU LITTLE STINKER?!"
  • Hawkens zoomed off with equil speed!
  • The other HA came to see this.
  • Stephenie: "Ughh, Is Radcliff still trying to be macho and trying to out-fly Zoom?"
  • Zosimo: "Yep."
  • Stephenie: "Doesn't he realised that Zoom's spieces are natrolly superior to the majority of other birds of flight?"
  • Samantha: "That's the problem with men. They want to learn things the hard way."
  • Clifton: "Either way, it's fun to watch! My money's on Zoom!"
  • Vancer: "You wish! Hawkens' is pretty blooming fast! My money saids he'll congure expectations and beat Zoom!"
  • Telathon: "Well my money's on Zoom!"
  • Hudson: "I second that! I tried racing against Zoom myself, and I ended up out of breath by the time I caught up!"
  • Nanobyte: "Well I'm with Hawkens! Guy knows his shortcuts!"
  • Miami: "But it's a strictly leniar race, dear."
  • Nanobyte: "..... I RETAKE THE BET TO ZOOM!?"
  • Magnum: "Well I have good faith that Zoom is the victor."
  • Aurlena: "You mean Hawkens, right? I mean, your future seeing can't be ALWAYS right ya know!"
  • Samantha: "Take it from someone with simular abilities, they don't lie unless they're imperfect or impure, or tampered. And both our visions ring true in Zoom's favor."
  • Zosimo: "Oh yeah? Well, how's we make it interesting? If my man Hawkens or Zoom, those who betted against the winner, will have to wash the luxery ships of the Grand Councilers, MAJOR, AND MINOR, for 10 weeks!"
  • Magnum: "Do you really wanna make a risky bet?"
  • Xandy: "Yeah cause I'm preety sure Zoom's gonna win this."
  • Zosimo: "Xandy, I would bet you the best weapon I had in my arsonal to you that Hawkens wins over Zoom!"
  • Tollund: "Oh no, I'm staying out of this, Gambling leads to no benifits."
  • Stephenie: "Same here. I don't wanna end up cleaning the Grand Councilers' ships for making a bad call. Espeically not Jling's. That counciler's luxery ship is the most vandelised and impossable to clean! (Shudders), I shudder to what it looks like."
  • Zosimo: "If ya don't bet, non-betters will have to join the cleaning crew!"
  • Stephenie: "..... I'M SIDING WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?"
  • Tollund: "I PICK ZOOM!?"
  • Zosimo: "So we're all covered. Cause I have a safe bet, that Hawkens is gonna-"
  • Ruther: (He immediately won as he cheered) WOOHOO!! IN YOUR FACE!!! (Does victory dance)
  • Tollund:... (Slaps Zosimo) THAT was for forcing me into a bet against my will!
  • Zosimo: "WHAT'RE YOU MAD ABOUT, YOU WON?!"
  • Tollund: "True, but I didn't even wanted to play, "Genius"!"
  • Stephanie: (Also slaps him) THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR ME!!!
  • Zosimo: Ok, you I understand considering who you picked. Also, I'm the leading figure, you can't slap me!
  • Tollund: Well, forcing us into a bet is very UN-leader-worthy of you, Mr. Gamble-happy! Looks like some of you will have to clean the Grand Council's ships for nothing! Some leading figure YOU turned out to be!
  • Magnum: ENOUGH! It's EVERYBODY's fault for doing this foolish gambling bet.
  • Miami: BUT YOU BET ON ZOOM!!!
  • Magnum: At least I tried to warn you against having faith in Hawkens' abilities!
  • Chell: Alright, if everyone's done arguing about crazy behavior, we're not just here to check up on Ruther. We have an announcement:... The Baroness and Emeoyx has agreed to let US join in your crew.
  • All HA Members: WHAT?!?
  • Ruther: BUT-BUT-BUT-BUT DON'T YOU HAVE STUFF TO DO ON TRECENE?!?
  • Aberrant: Oh, we had that covered. And don't worry, we're not major members in a sense, consider us more like, inside staff. I myself, wel,l I won't be directly involved in missions, but I will provide a sciencetific element, while Chell provides scienctific medical care, ya know, in an event we were to get magical medical care involved. You never know in these universes. And as for why, it's simple. Emeoyx saw how much Chell loved Ruther and couldn't shake the fact that the two had to be apart. So she called a summit to place us here. Even the Baroness said so. She even placed me in as well to make sure Ruther discovers MORE of his genetic anomaly, and I can finally achieve my long-awaited goal of ensuring the humans don't end up using their anomalies for evil, or at the least, misguided intentions like what accured with the Ceallans.
  • Ruther:... And what about your park? Your brother is still sort've on probation, so legally, he can't-
  • Aberrant: Oh don't worry, I left that in charge of my second-in-command. He ws off on vacation at the time. He's a friend of the family. Dr. Jerome Jadderdash. He's proven to be an excellent head of the park, and ensuring that it's name is honored favorably.
  • Chell: Do you know what this means, Ruther?
  • Ruther:... That we can be together?
  • Chell: Not just that. But you'll be able to do this with your friends. I will be the head trainer of the virtual training gym... Which I won't be scared of that much thanks to you... and also be an equally-efficient medic. Aberrant will do handy scientific work in the lab. He's even got most of his lab equipment with him in his digital pack INCLUDING his human specimen. This means you'll be able to progress in your quest for heroism. And best of all... I GET TO BE WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!!!
  • Ruther:... I said that already.
  • Chell: (Dubbed as Human Rarity) I KNOW! (Giggles)
  • Ruther:... Okay, I admit, you're kinda cute when you're like that.
  • Chell: Oh, don't flatter us both. We'll have a LOT of fun together. (The two hugged)
  • Xandy:... What a coincidence. We get extra members of our crew because Emeoyx was extra-supportive of Ruther's choice in life.
  • Ruther: Indeed. She IS a good spokesperson. She can convince anyone of anything. Why do you think she's Trecene's President?
  • Xandy:... (To Zosimo) By the way, you owe me your most powerful weapon.
  • Zosimo: AW, CAUTER CUBS!!!
  • Tollund: "You think that's bad? I already called the Grand Council, and they be delighted to have their luxery ships cleaned, as well to teach you guys not to make risky gambles."
  • Zosimo: "D'OH!? (Looks at the HA members who betted for Hawkens, stared at him angerly....).... Well pardon me for being supportive to Hawkens!"
  • Hawkens: "Hey calm down everyone. For what it's worth, we mere mainly doing that race for fun anyway. Nothing to get worked up over. Though I do have to call Zosimo out for making my girl gamble."
  • Zosimo: "..... Welp.... Lession learned. NEVER, get involved in a gamble."
  • Nanobyte: "Ahh, Karma. She never picks faverites."
  • Zosimo: "Oh you are clearly enjoying this ever since the date fiasco, are you? And just because you changed to Zoom doesn't mean you didn't pick Hawkens first! That should tecnecally mean you had to clean with us who picked Hawkens too!"
  • Miami: "Actselly, you never said we weren't allowed to change our bets..."
  • Zosimo: "..... AW, DAG NABBIT?!"

Epilogue

Grand Council Garage

  • Zosimo: (He was bashing his head on the wall)
  • Vancer: "Gees mate, your still worked up about the bet?"
  • Zosimo: IT'S NOT THAT!! I JUST GAVE UP MY FAVORITE WEAPON!!! IT'S AMONG MY BEST CREATIONS, AND NOW IT'S JUST,. GONE!
  • Stephenie: Well, that's your own fault. That's one of the reasons why gambling is dangerous. You lose things.
  • Zosimo: Hey, give me some credit. My wife introduced me into the gambling stuff, and it's been hard to let go. Hell, it got me into much of my nerd life. She was a dedicated geek and showed me how addictive it was.
  • Vancer: So, in other words, it's your wife's fault.
  • Zosimo: (Slaps him) HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT?!? SHE WARNED ME ABOUT THIS TOO!!!
  • Vancer:... So in other words, it's your fault for not listening to her.
  • Zosimo:...... Pretty much.
  • Aurlena: Well, another reason to blame you and deny your potential to be a leading figure. (Sighs) We DESPERATELY need a leader who can do better than a geeky gamble-happy larmur.
  • Zosimo: We HAVE a leader! Councilman Calixto!
  • Aurlena: I MEANT A LEADER WHO CAN SERVE AS A BETTER SECOND-IN-COMMAND!!!
  • Zosimo: Look, I may not be a good leader right now, but Calixto brought the second-in-command position to me because I was literally the smartest in the room.
  • Vancer: I sincerely DOUBT that!
  • Zosimo: SMART ENOUGH TO LEAD, I MEAN!!! Even LEADERS can screw up once in a while. (Sighs) If you guys are going to criticize me for getting us here, fair enough. If it'll make you feel any better, I'll have a talk with Councilman Calixto later about hiring a new leading figure.
  • Stephenie: Actually, from what I heard from Magnum, he's known before all this. He knew you'd get us in situations like this, so he's been looking for a replacement second-in-command. Sure it's a big Universe and nobody so far has qualified to be good enough for the moment, but just put your faith in them.
  • Zosimo:... (Sighs) This is agony!
  • Vancer: "Well it's gonna get worse. I seen Counciler Jling's ship. The amount of Grafifti, Space Filth and Junk trapped to it, eveidence of vandelisum by his worse critics! Espeically since he once insulted this digitary from a planet where people talked too much awhile back before our Trecene mission! UGGHHH! That thing looks like it belongs more to Pharagu then a Grand Counciler!"
  • Aurlena: "Persaaaa! I'm sure it's not THAT baAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?" (They saw that the ship was coated with a ton of creative yet disturbing graffiti as it used ablest language and had obscene images, as well as many other crazy things, including the mentioned space junk and space filth)...
  • Zosimo:... Balls!
  • Vancer: To be fair, that IS really creative despite the vulgarity. I've always been amazed by graffiti on my home planet since a questionable point in my life, but I draw the line with how it appears. This stuff has GOT to go!
  • Stephanie: YOU THINK?!?
  • Zosimo: (Sighs)...
  • Aurlena: "GEES LOUISE, GUYS, WHAT DID JLING DO TO HAVE THAT HAPPENED TO HIS SHIP?!"
  • Vancer: "The correct way to ask is, what DIDN'T he do?"
  • Stephenie: "Goodness, is Jling really THAT unpopular with people?"
  • Vancer: Oh, maliciously! He's the worst councilor for a reason. He's been making the Council itself look horrible. It's like they picked an amateur who knows about as much about counseling as a feloot knows about swimming. It's nuts.
  • Zosimo: (Sighs) Let's just get this over with.

Later...

  • Stephanie: (As they were scrubbing the ship)... So you two eloped?
  • Zosimo: Yep. Our parents were quite disapproving of our lifestyles even at our ages. So, after she crazily got 500 grand, we eloped and went across the world, and lived most of our lives on Mugioh, the capital of geekdom. We loved and adored each other as we had the same interests and enjoyment for technology. It was among the happiest times of my life. Later on, she decided to live there while I would offer myself to the Heroes Act. She was a little skeptical about that option, but I proved her wrong soon enough.
  • Aurlena: So how is she now?
  • Zosimo: Still having a good life. She and the kids are great, though junior has abit of a rambunctious streak!
  • Vancer: Same species?
  • Zosimo: Same type of animal, different species. I'm a Tan-Tail Larmur while she's a Golden Blue-Face Larmur. Since our last adventure, you'd know that hybrids are not that big a deal whether they are sterile or not. Machines exist to diagnose hybrids and discover their health and reproductive capabilities. I may be away from my loving nerd wife, but at least there's a nerd hero in our ranks to play Wars and Weapons and other geek games with.
  • Vancer: Eh, you wanna see other geeks? Meet Dexter Fangasium. He's the head of a fan club dedicated to us. I met them by complete accident one time, as they have this CRAZY building they converted into a geek base. Everything a nerd can ask for. He's been asking for people like you for years.
  • Zosimo: REALLY?!?... Uh... I mean, sounds nice, but we've got a lot of duties piled up on us right now. I'll consider visiting them someday. But first, we need to prevent this ship from making it's owner look like more of a joke than he is now.
  • Stephenie: "... I wonder what everyone else is up to?"

Meanwhile...

  • Xandy/Ruther: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (The yell echoed across the city below as they were free-flying and free-falling with Hudson and Zoom)
  • Xandy: These are AMAZING month-early Kraanmas present. Not only do I get a new weapon thanks to a crazy mistake, but I get someone else to take to the skies with me.
  • Hudson: You should consider making it up to Zosimo, Xandy, that's kind of a d*** thing to say.
  • Xandy: Nothing a little reverse engineering can't fix. I'll give him another one, only make it much MORE badass. Be discreet about it.
  • Hudson: One of us has to be.
  • Ruther: Well, I've got a GREAT holiday treat for Chell planned next month.
  • Xandy: I bet you do, lover boy.
  • Ruther: You planning on getting Hudson there something special?
  • Xandy: Why wouldn't I?
  • Ruther:... Aren't you getting too close to the ground?
  • Xandy: Where do you think I'm landing? (She dives straight down into an elaborate waterfall-fed decorative pool as she turned upwards from the dive an breached and jumped right back on Hudson and shook herself dry as the citizens below gave ratings of 1-10 cheering)
  • Hudson: Way to stick the dive, honey!
  • Ruther:... I can see you're one of the Hydrocabiais that mastered high-diving.
  • Xandy: It's in our blood.

Hero Hive

  • Clifton: (He, Peepers, Jeepers, and Tollund were in the living room playing a video game)... Well, I guess this game series depicting us isn't that bad. We're playing original characters of our choosing from a maker of literally a thousand settings, and we get to do missions of literally a hundred worlds in a very long campaign. These million-byte games are very popular nowadays. They can grant MUCH more variety.
  • Peepers: (Beeps)
  • Clifton: You said it.
  • Tollund: Had no idea video games today could be so expansive now.
  • Clifton: That's what you get when you spend most of your life on one planet. THIS game is planned to have 10 more sequels in the works as the producers will experiment with the expansive varieties all across the AUU. I can imagine it's going to be CRAZY!
  • Jeepers: (Beeps)
  • Tollund: I'm easily impressed already.
  • Peepers beeped inquisively.
  • Clifton: "Good point, Peeps. Where IS everyone else?"
  • Tollund: Oh, they're out at the Tessellate Mall getting not just the food for Banquet Day, but also getting presents for Kraanmas. And I'm glad I'm not there because since the many times I shopped at the mall on Mieber, the crowds are a pain. Especially during Black Tredays.

Tessellate Mall

  • Cloakblade: (As they got off of a transparent-domed monorail in the Tessellate Mall as it had the same appearance as the mall in Mieber, only much more elaborate as this one had crowds on every floor) Wow, what a crow- (She fell to the ground as Chell ran past her)
  • Chell: (Dubbed as DBZA Chi-Chi) TOUCH THOSE HELIX PAJAMAS, AND I'LL TURN ONE OF THOSE HOOP EARRINGS INTO A SEPTUM RING!!!
  • Magnum: Wow! Chell sure is excited to get the presents for Ruther this year.
  • Telthona: Tell me about it. And she SHOULD be like this considering how INFAMOUS the Tessellate Mall Black Tredays are when they can get really crowded and people could get lost out here.
  • Miami: Indeed. Nanobyte wants a LOT this year, and I'm waiting to get to Videl's Gaming and Movie Store to get him Spooky Movie, Vacation Movie, and Sci-Fi Movie. Took him to see all three of them in the theater here. We both peed each other laughing and Nirtana both snorted his soda and then almost choked on the popseed. It was pretty hilarious for the both of us.
  • Telthona: And where is Nanobyte?
  • Miami:... I lost him in the crowd.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Miami: Relax. Last time we were in the Tessellate Mall, we got separated from each other. Next thing I know, he was outside waiting for me after getting all he needed. So, since then, every time we get separated, we do what we do, and then go outside to wait for each other.
  • Magnum:...And he survived life-sized civilians walking around him as he was as lost as a small vrat in a street?
  • Miami: He's a hero whose learned to get used to his size. Granted, he said it was strenuous, but he survived. I just hope he does now.

Cutaway

  • (Nanobyte was going through the life-sized crowd as they smacked him around multiple times, something like this as the words were repeated 6 times)
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  • Nanobyte: (Screams as he was beaten and battered)... Owch!

Rest of the Heroes Act

  • Miami:... Trust me!
  • Telthona: But at least being away from him means you can hide his presents from him until Kraanmas.
  • Radcliff: And we can hide the presents from those of us that are scrubbing the ships.
  • Samantha: But just as long as we don't get lost-
  • ???: CHANGE PLACES!!! (They got plowed into each other and lost)
  • Radcliff:... THESE CROWDS ARE ATROCIOUS!!!

Sometime later.

  • The HA members leave, exhausted, but finally with what they needed.
  • Hawkens: "..... Don't matter WHAT planet you're on. Black Treday is A NIGHTMARE!!"
  • Magnum: "But thankfully, one we surpassed at last. And we can proceed to go home without worry."
  • Suddenly, Space Bikers charged forth and began looting the mall!
  • Telathona: "...... Uh, Magnum, I think you forgotten to turn our visions back on, because you ended up saying that while the Space Devil Gang began their holiday looting."
  • Magnum: "(Sighs)...... Karma, you cruel mistriss."
  • Samantha: "I got this. (Uses her magic to trap the entire Space Devil Gang in magic bubbles, only with magic-created ribbins wrapped around them as she brings them to the heroes) And luckly, I just so happened to have the perfect gift for the local athorities."
  • Hawkens: "Oh yeah. A gang of creeps that earned a well-deserved place in Santha's naughty list."
  • Miami: "Sometimes, it bugs me when people work on the holidays, espiecally the bad guys. I bet the Lougers don't have to worry about such things."

Original UUniverses

  • The Lougers are seen chasing an imposter Santa Polar Bear and silluetted figures!
  • Squidward: "I HATE, WORKING, ON THE HOLIDAYS!?"
  • Icky: "Same here, Squidy, same here?!"

Fin......

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