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*Counciler: "DON'T WORRY YOUR HIGHNESS, HELP IS ON THE WAY-..... (Sees the Alpha Sea Snake's face, an incredabily scared up mess where half of it is nearly reveiling bone as the snake's eyes intensify it's damaged appearence, one of the eyes blinded and other other still capable of seeing. The Creature snarled at the cowerdly counciler.)....."
 
*Counciler: "DON'T WORRY YOUR HIGHNESS, HELP IS ON THE WAY-..... (Sees the Alpha Sea Snake's face, an incredabily scared up mess where half of it is nearly reveiling bone as the snake's eyes intensify it's damaged appearence, one of the eyes blinded and other other still capable of seeing. The Creature snarled at the cowerdly counciler.)....."
 
*The Creature quickly noticed the queen and her daughter trying to escape, but the creature slammed her tail on the queen as the daughter was pushed out of the way!
 
*The Creature quickly noticed the queen and her daughter trying to escape, but the creature slammed her tail on the queen as the daughter was pushed out of the way!
*Dautgher: "MOTHER?!"
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*Daughter: "MOTHER?!"
*Queen: "(As she was getting coiled up)..... COUNCILER?! SAVE MY DAUGHTER?! HER HER OUT OF HERE?!"
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*Queen: "(As she was getting coiled up)..... COUNCILER?! SAVE MY DAUGHTER?! GET HER OUT OF HERE?!"
 
*The Scared Counciler grabbed the daughter and ran like a cowerdly little shit!
 
*The Scared Counciler grabbed the daughter and ran like a cowerdly little shit!
 
*Daughter: "MOTHER?!"
 
*Daughter: "MOTHER?!"
 
This music played.
 
This music played.
 
[[File:Attack on Titans OST - Eren's Mother Death Theme (Vogel Im Kafig)|thumb|center|335 px]]
 
[[File:Attack on Titans OST - Eren's Mother Death Theme (Vogel Im Kafig)|thumb|center|335 px]]
*During the music, the Alpha continued to coil up the queen was it was poised to finally consume!
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*During the music, the Alpha continued to coil up the queen as it was poised to finally consume!
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*Daughter: "MOOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
*Daughter: "MOOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 
 
*The Alpha roared as it chomped onto the Queen as in an Attack on Titan display, blood flew around everywhere!
 
*The Alpha roared as it chomped onto the Queen as in an Attack on Titan display, blood flew around everywhere!
 
*Daughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (She cried in distress)
 
*Daughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (She cried in distress)
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*The Counciler still ran like a phathic dipshit, as the daughter was still looking at the direction of the Alpha, which swallowed what was left of the fallen queen whole, then proceeded to look intensely at the Daughter's direction, but not persuing, as if this is meant to be deminstraighted as a forewarning of things to come for her. The Daughter closed her eyes fearfully for abit, but when she opened them, the Alpha and the other sea snakes were gone as quickly as they arrived....
 
Later...
 
Later...
 
*Councilor: (As everything was wrecked following the sea snake attack)... Is everyone accounted for? I mean... Those who are still alive?
 
*Councilor: (As everything was wrecked following the sea snake attack)... Is everyone accounted for? I mean... Those who are still alive?
*Guard #1: Well, Councilor Wrect, the only ones still alive are the rest of us, but one we could not account for. Dulse Weeds has been inactive before and after the time of the attack.
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*Guard #1: Well, Councilor, the only ones still alive are the rest of us, but there's one not accounted for. Dulse Weeds has been inactive before and after the time of the attack.
 
*Councilor:... What exactly was she in charge of?
 
*Councilor:... What exactly was she in charge of?
*Guard #1:... Sentry duty.
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*Guard #1: Sentry duty.
 
*Councilor:... Where is she now?
 
*Councilor:... Where is she now?
*Dulse: (She came in) Are they gone? Well, Thank Neptune, I- (All the wades looked angrily at her)... Wha... Oh... I... I guess I owe everyone an apology.... Alright, so I made a teensy mistake, like we all haven't panicked at the first side of trouble on sentry duty before, come on, let me have a show of hands! I mean, come on, I'm sure we can have a good laugh! Trust me!
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*Dulse: (She came in) Are they gone? Well, Thank the Wade Gods, I- (All the wades looked angrily at her)... Wha... Oh... I... I guess I owe everyone an apology.... Alright, so I made a teensy mistake, I mean,  like we all haven't panicked at the first sight of trouble on sentry duty before, I mean, come on, let me have a show of hands! I mean, come on, I'm sure we can have a good laugh! Trust me!
*Councilor:... YOU THINK LOSING OUT QUEEN IS FUNNY?!
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*Councilor:... YOU THINK LOSING A GOOD CHUNK OF OUR PEOPLE AND OUR QUEEN IS FUNNY?!
*Dulse: "Duh, okay, poor choice of words there! I mean, look, I'll promise I'll never screw up this epicly again- WHAT?!? THE QUEEN IS DEAD?!?
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*Dulse: "Duh, okay, poor choice of words there! I mean, look, I'll promise I'll never screw up this epicly again- WHAT?!? THE QUEEN IS DEAD?!?"
*Councilor: Yes! Devoured by the Sea Snake Alpha, Wartorn! Now, he maintains his taste for the Wade family bloodline! If another Sea Snake attack is successful, poor Pafificia will be next for that insatiable beast to devour next! Had you actually DONE something, none of this would've happened!
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*Councilor: Yes! Devoured by the Sea Snake Alpha, Wartorn! Now, he maintains his taste for the Wade royal family bloodline! If another Sea Snake attack is successful, poor Pafificia will be next for that insatiable beast to devour next! Had you actually DONE something, none of this would've happened!
 
*Dulse: ".... Please, counciler, give me another chance and I'll redeem this mistake! Trust me on that!"
 
*Dulse: ".... Please, counciler, give me another chance and I'll redeem this mistake! Trust me on that!"
*Counciler:..... I did trust you! For the last time! Dulse Weeds, for abandoning your post and leading to the death of our beloved queen, you are hereby banished from royal grounds, forever! You are no longer to be trusted with royalty. Leave! Never come back!
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*Counciler:..... I did trust you....... For the last time! Dulse Weeds, for abandoning your post and leading to the death of our beloved queen, you are hereby banished from the wadelands, forever! You are no longer to be trusted with royalty, let alone another wade's life! Leave! Never come back!
 
*Dulse:... But... But-
 
*Dulse:... But... But-
*Councilor: THAT'S AN ORDER! GET OUT! (Dulse sulked in sadness and left as a nearby sea squirrel felt sorry for the departing sea squirrel)...
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*Councilor: THAT'S AN ORDER! GET OUT! (Dulse sulked in sadness and left as a nearby wade felt sorry for the departing wade)... Fellow Wades.... Today, is another tragic day, one that I promise you, we will recover from. More then ever, we will incrise our defences and rebuild the numbers we lost. You have my promise as counciler, that never again, will we lose another royal. The Wadelands, will become safe from here on out, for future generations.
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*From a far distence, an aztec-dressed Horseshoe Crab was seen looking on from a cliff face at the city....
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*Horseshoe Crab: "...... One day, these mammels will learn from their sins onto my people and surrender what they stolen from us..... But obviously, this is not that day. (The Horseshoe Crab vanished into the shadows.)
   
 
===='''Meeting Dulse'''====
 
===='''Meeting Dulse'''====
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'''(Pending)'''
 
===='''Welcome to the Wadelands'''====
 
===='''Welcome to the Wadelands'''====
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'''(Pending)'''
===='''Meeting Queen Pacifica'''====
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===='''Meeting Queen Pacifica/Saving The Wades'''====
 
Pacifica's Palace
 
Pacifica's Palace
*Lord Shen: (They arrived at her palace, which, unlike the kelp overgrowth before, was intentionally grown to be overgrown)...Well, I can see where you're going with this.
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*Lord Shen: (They arrived at her palace, which, unlike the kelp overgrowth before, was intentionally grown to be overgrown)... Well, I can see where you're going with this.
 
*Icky: So, the queen is some kind of hippie? (Gilda slapped him) OW!
 
*Icky: So, the queen is some kind of hippie? (Gilda slapped him) OW!
 
*Dulse: YOUR HIGHNESS! SOME VISITORS HAVE ARRIVED!
 
*Dulse: YOUR HIGHNESS! SOME VISITORS HAVE ARRIVED!
*Sandy: AND IF YOU HEARD WHAT ICKY SAID AND YOU CLEARLY TAKE OFFENSE, KNOW HE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR US AND HE'S AN IDIOT!
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*Sandy: AND IF YOU HEARD WHAT ICKY SAID AND CLEARLY TAKE OFFENSE, KNOW HE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR US AS HE IS AN IDIOT!
 
*Dulse: DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!!!
 
*Dulse: DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!!!
*Duke: "Missy, we have a space messiah pop star with us. We can speak out of line whenever we want!"
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*Duke: "Missy, we have a space messiah pop star with us. We can speak out of line whenever and HOWEVER we want."
 
*Dulse: "Why you little-"
 
*Dulse: "Why you little-"
*???: Dulse... At ease! Allow me to shed light in a way the idiot will understand. (Music played)
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*???: Dulse... At ease! Allow me to shed light in a way an, "idiot", as you called him, will understand. (Music played)
*Icky:... Oh, God, PLEASE don't tell me she's stooping to that le-
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*Icky:... Oh, God, PLEASE don't tell me she's stooping to singing a song from little kid stuff! I mean, that's a pretty low level to snoop to-
 
*???: THAT'S uncalled for!
 
*???: THAT'S uncalled for!
 
*Dulse: Allow me! (She slaps him as the music started up and the Queen was revealed in sea-style clothing)
 
*Dulse: Allow me! (She slaps him as the music started up and the Queen was revealed in sea-style clothing)
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*Icky:... Wow, you use one Sesame Street song, and the co-producers think it's okay to break the rules like that.
 
*Icky:... Wow, you use one Sesame Street song, and the co-producers think it's okay to break the rules like that.
 
*Sparx: Hey, don't diss Vanessa Williams, she's worth it.
 
*Sparx: Hey, don't diss Vanessa Williams, she's worth it.
*Patrick: So, you wanna rebuild this kingdom into one in tune with nature?
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*Patrick: So, you wanna rebuild this kingdom into-
*Queen: Why yes, a kingdom in tune with nature. That sums it up about right.
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*Queen: One in tune with nature, yes. That sums it up about right.
*Alex: "yeah, we noticed. Although, we kinda took note that you guys are kinda living in a really dirty place, I mean, pardon me for going Melman on you-"
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*Alex: "Yeah, we noticed. Although, we kinda took note that you guys are kinda living in a really dirty place, I mean, pardon me for going Melman on you-"
 
*Melman: "Alex!"
 
*Melman: "Alex!"
 
*Alex: "But you guys have NO idea how many 10 million year old bacterias could be hiding here."
 
*Alex: "But you guys have NO idea how many 10 million year old bacterias could be hiding here."
 
*Queen: "Well, if the outside world isn't so generally unkind to us, we could've lived somewhere cleaner."
 
*Queen: "Well, if the outside world isn't so generally unkind to us, we could've lived somewhere cleaner."
*Trixie: "Well given that your squirls with alien tails, I can't find difficulty as to why."
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*Trixie: "Well given that you're squirls with alien tails, I can't find difficulty as to why."
 
*Gilda bonks Trixie!
 
*Gilda bonks Trixie!
 
*Trixie: "OW?!"
 
*Trixie: "OW?!"
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*Skipper: "In English: Facts don't care about your feelings."
 
*Skipper: "In English: Facts don't care about your feelings."
 
*Queen: "If you want to put it in that harsher tone, then yes."
 
*Queen: "If you want to put it in that harsher tone, then yes."
*Icky: "Well if you people are so camera shy THEN WHAT IS SHE (POINTS TO DULSE) DOING WONDERING IN BIKINI BOTTOM?!"
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*Icky: "Well, if you people are so camera shy, THEN WHAT IS SHE (POINTS TO DULSE) DOING WONDERING IN BIKINI BOTTOM?!"
*???: "Because she was SUPPOSE to be exiled?!"
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*???: "Because <u>''she''</u> was SUPPOSED to be exiled?!"
 
*A wade royal stiff came in.
 
*A wade royal stiff came in.
 
*Spongebob: "(Quietly) Heads up everyone, typical angry rules bystanding offictal at ten o'clock."
 
*Spongebob: "(Quietly) Heads up everyone, typical angry rules bystanding offictal at ten o'clock."
 
*Queen: "Now, Counciler Wrect Hed, please be considerate. I'm sure they have an understandable reason for this."
 
*Queen: "Now, Counciler Wrect Hed, please be considerate. I'm sure they have an understandable reason for this."
*Icky and Iago quietly snickered!
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*Icky and Iago quietly snickered at the name!
*Counciler Wret Hed: "Well they BETTER! After what this wreckless wrench did in leading sea serpents to attack our home and had your mother killed, I would like to hear a good excuse of breaking that exile?!"
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*Counciler Wrect Hed: "Well they BETTER! After what this reckless wrench did in letting sea serpents to attack our home and had your mother killed, I would like to hear a good excuse of breaking that exile?!"
 
*Gazelle: "Well, we kinda followed her here just using one of the enterences."
 
*Gazelle: "Well, we kinda followed her here just using one of the enterences."
*Counciler Wret Hed: "..... YOU, LEAD THEM HERE?!"
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*Counciler Wrect Hed: "..... YOU, LEAD THEM HERE?!"
 
*Dulse: "NOT KNOWINGLY?! They just sort've stalked me?!"
 
*Dulse: "NOT KNOWINGLY?! They just sort've stalked me?!"
*Counciler Wret Hed: "It's bad enough that you would willingly defie your exile, NOW YOU BROUGHT STRANGERS HERE?! Them secretly following you aside, that still only worsens your exile status?!"
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*Counciler Wrect Hed: "It's bad enough that you would willingly defie your exile, NOW YOU BROUGHT STRANGERS HERE?! Them secretly following you aside, that still only worsens your exile status?!"
 
*Sandy: "It's mainly our own doing sir. We gotten curious about her being a rare wade, and then we found this place."
 
*Sandy: "It's mainly our own doing sir. We gotten curious about her being a rare wade, and then we found this place."
*Counciler Wret Hed: "Well, now that I trust your curiosity's statisfived, I ORDER FOR YOU AND YOUR SNAKE FRIENDS TO LEAVE THS PLACE?! OUTSIDERS ARE NOT APPRESIATED HERE?!"
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*Counciler Wrect Hed: "Well, now that I trust your curiosity's statisfived, I ORDER FOR YOU AND YOUR HUMAN, DINO, AND ESPEICALLY YOUR SNAKE FRIENDS, TO LEAVE THS PLACE?! OUTSIDERS ARE NOT APPRESIATED HERE?!"
*Icky: "Okay okay, just as soon as we get some answers from the queen."
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*Icky: "Okay okay, cool your millenda old tits, grouchy! We'll be splitsville from this place just as soon as we get some answers from the queen."
*Counciler Wret Hed: "Not "Soon", not "Later", not "Whenever", NOW?!"
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*Counciler Wrect Hed: "Not "Soon", not "Later", not "Whenever", NOW?!"
*Queen: "Counciler! (Wret Hed looked at her).... At ease. Let me satisfy their curiosity. Once they do, they will leave with the knowledge to themselves once they understand our secluded ways. You must not be so implusive and impatient."
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*Queen: "Counciler! (Wrect Hed looked at her).... At ease. Let me satisfy their curiosity. Once they do, they will leave with the knowledge to themselves once they understand our secluded ways. You must not be so implusive and impatient."
*Counciler Wret Hed: "I was only looking out for the safety of our people your majusty. Very well, tell them what they want to do and make them swore to take the secret to their graves. As for you, Dulse.... The Chambers of Council will have a word with you afterwords. (Wret Hed leaves)."
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*Counciler Wrect Hed: "I was only looking out for the safety of our people, your majusty. Very well, tell them what they want to know and make them swore to take the secret to their graves. As for you, Dulse.... The Chambers of Council will have a word with you afterwords. (Wrect Hed leaves)."
*Dulse: "..... Oh thanks alot guys. I was really close of re-earning their trust by telling them of this new promised lands we can all lived in by this "Teal" guy."
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*Dulse: "..... Oh thanks alot guys. I was really close of re-earning their trust by telling them about these new promised lands we can all lived in told to me by this "Teal" guy."
*Queen: "Your intentions are well-meaning, botched by circumstances or not, but Wret will not as easily accept them even if you were never seen by outsiders. You know the dangers will never allow a peaceful odiossy to any "Promised Land". I'm afraid this "Teal" will be disappointed to know that the wades can't accept his offer in faver of our safety. Besides, even the most promising of strangers may not nessersarly be what our people need. Wret may've acted to aggressive, but he has his reasons. Sometimes, outsiders can't be so easily trusted. Now, let me talk the outsiders in private."
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*Queen: "Your intentions are well-meaning, botched by circumstances or not, but Wrect will not as easily accept them even if you were never seen by outsiders. You know the dangers will never allow a peaceful odyssey to any "Promised Land". I'm afraid this "Teal" will be disappointed to know that the wades can't accept his offer in faver of our safety. Besides, even the most promising of strangers may not nessersarly be what our people need. Wrect may've acted too aggressive, but he has his reasons. Sometimes, outsiders can't be so easily trusted. Now, let me talk to the outsiders in private."
 
*Dulse sighed and left.
 
*Dulse sighed and left.
 
*Thunderclap: "..... Anyone feeling this painful feeling in our chest?"
 
*Thunderclap: "..... Anyone feeling this painful feeling in our chest?"
 
*Squidward: "Yup. That's regret."
 
*Squidward: "Yup. That's regret."
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(Later...)
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*Sandy:... So... Dulse... I can tell there's something going on here.
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*Dulse: Of course. You see, we've been here for a LONG time. Since we were chased here by overly-curious humans, we had to make a decent living under the mercy of our natural predators, like in this case, those sea snakes out there.
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*Sandy:... Well, I must say, you are among the most remarkable finds I've ever seen. Despite your nickname, you don't seem to resemble us in the slightest.
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*Dulse: No. We're actually related to dryolestids of the Cretaceous Period. Our earliest well-known ancestor, ''Leonardus'', after surviving that asteroid strike by tunneling underground, evolved away from the mercy of the dinosaurs' replacement predators, the terror birds, by escaping into the sea. As time went on, we evolved as we migrated far off into sea. This, is actually where it occurred. Chile.
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*Patrick:... Doesn't seem chilly to me.
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*Dulse:... (Giggles) You all are just funny. But no, that's the name of this country.
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*Patrick: Why name it that?
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*Dulse: (Laughs again) It's spelled differently, silly. C-H-I-L-E. Anyway, we went all across the Pacific Ocean, every island we can find, we inhabited. We flourished as a species, right up until the humans progressed, and started becoming a threat. As the result of smugglers, greedy individuals, and poachers, we had to evacuate from our natural range, and find shelter in the most isolated of areas. We chose our ancestral crib here in the Coast of Chile. Sure there were a few snags, but we pulled through, and built the Wadelands. Our queen, before Pacififca, protected us well... However... Then came her death.
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*Sandy:... Wrect said it was your fault.
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*Dulse: Yes, but it was only an accident. But APPARENTLY, Wrect doesn't know what that word is. I panicked when those sea snakes came while I was on sentry duty, and, thanks to me being afraid of death, I inadvertingly allowed them to consume Pacifica's mother. Thus, Wrect had me exiled from the Wadelands as punishment. But... But there's still much for me to enjoy there. Wrect has an adopted son named Bryton. We've known each other since we were children, and by the time I was exiled, we started falling in love. But, Wrect, is not very approving as he saw me as a bad influence on him.
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*Icky: Geez, what a d***!
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*Dulse: I know!
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*Thunderclap: "Well, ya DID ended up allowing a beloved leader to get eaten, so, it's not an entirely irrational move, accsident or not-"
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*Thunderclap had his beak grabbed by Trixie's magic forming a hand.
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*Trixie: "True as that is, we owe it to her to at least side with her."
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*Thunderclap: "(Muffled) Yes Miss Trixie."
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*Dulse: I can't live without Bryton. We were meant for each other. We got together fairly well. Heck, even with this mysterious fear of the snakes, we pulled through as if we were the only ones brave enough to fight against them.
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*Sandy: Well, those sea snakes sure are menacing.
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*Dulse:... Speaking of which, I noticed you drowning when at their mercy.
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*Sandy: Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not semi-aquatic like you. I can barely handle myself when I don't have any air support.
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*Dulse: Those sea snakes are VERY reckless when it comes to hunting their prey. They don't show any care as long as they eat. But trust me, if you're going to fight them, they'll do FAR worse than nearly suffocating you. That's why... You might need some help as our technical role model.
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*Sandy: Role model?
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*Dulse: Yes. People seem to look to you in particular for hope. They admire your bravery, even against those snakes. Trust me, those snakes you encountered are not the worst. They are only part of a far greater, deadlier pack. And are subservent to a far, worse one. Their leader Wartorn is FAR more dangerous, and some of them are of some kind of magic origin as they can often have powers. With that, you NEED to learn to fight even without air support. Those snakes can learn to be smart enough to take advantage of that.
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*Sandy: Are you serious? That seems impossible. Fighting without air support wastes a lot of your breath, and increases the risk of drowning.
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*Dulse:... Sandy, if there's one thing our species and/or people have mastered, it's the art of breath training.
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*Sandy:... I didn't even know there was such a thing as that.
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*Dulse: Oh, there is, but it's hardly touched upon, even in scuba diving and all that. Even humans hardly understand it, especially since they share a kind of coexistence with animals here. If done right, someone can hold their breath for over 5 minutes.
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*Sandy:... Really? Is that possible?
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*Dulse: Anything is possible, even if it doesn't seem physically so. After all, Queen Pacifica's mother taught many creatures in Chile how to do it when we were lonely in isolation.
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*Sandy:... Well... I don't know, it sounds a little... Unorthodox.
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*Dulse: Trust me, we have done it. If you're going to help save us from those serpents, you'll need all the help you can get.
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(Later...)
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*Sandy: (In her swimsuit in the waters of the Amazon as Dulse was watching)... I don't feel comfortable with this.
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*Dulse: Look, those snakes are gonna learn from their mistakes when trying to hunt you, even if they seem like they don't have a learning intelligence. I don't seem to understand it, but it's there. Now, let's check your current breath record.
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*Sandy:... If you say so. (She holds her breath and dives as Dulse began the stopwatch)...
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French Narrator: 1 minute later...
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*Sandy: (Her head started getting red from air deprivation and she went back up gasping for air)
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*Dulse: Hmm, 1 minute and 2 seconds. It looked like you would've popped in 3 more seconds.
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*Sandy: This is insane! I doubt you can do this! No non-aquatic can hold their breath underwater THAT long.
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*Dulse: Of course not! Not if you don't adapt. Humans in the Asian Pacific Coast have been known to do it when hunting fish, and they have even developed their eyes to see clearly. I mean, you ever hear of the Ama of Japan?
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*Sandy: Well, yeah, but I haven't interacted much with them.
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*Dulse: Doesn't matter. Point is, it can still be possible for you!
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*Sandy: How?
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*Dulse: Well, Rome wasn't built in a day! It's normally not a quick process. But we've learned to teach in a quicker pace. It starts with 5 deep breaths. (She does so)... Somehow, that seems to expand your lung capacity. Lungs are essentially like balloons. If you turn a few knobs, you can manipulate your own breath extension, and become somewhat able to hold your breath for a longer time. Give it a try.
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*Sandy:... Are you sure that's scientifically accurate?
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*Dulse: I have NO idea, but it's true. Now just do it!
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*Sandy: Alrighty! (She took 5 deep breaths, then dived underwater again as Dulse got the stopwatch ready again)...
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French Narrator: 2 1/2 minutes later...
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*Sandy: (She got up again gasping)... Holy cow, it actually works!
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*Dulse: 2 minutes and 33 seconds. A new record.
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*Sandy: And you have a way to extend that to 5 minutes?
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*Dulse: Well, we didn't say it was quick for US, either. Humans adapt to it by a few years or so. We can teach in a matter of a week or so.
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*Sandy:... I suppose that's pretty impressive.
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*Dulse: I can tell you need some time to unwind. Get dressed and meet up with your friends and we'll try again tomorrow.
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*The Heroes walked off as Wrect Hed was seen viewing them from afar.
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*Wrect Hed: "Hmmmmm..... Even if they got here without her knowledge, I can tell that they're gonna end up making her bad enfluence worse. No matter.... Those snakes will finish them off soon enough."
   
 
===='''Commander Teal'''====
 
===='''Commander Teal'''====
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'''(Pending)'''
 
===='''Bryton Leaves Wrect/Fighting The Sea Snakes'''====
 
===='''Bryton Leaves Wrect/Fighting The Sea Snakes'''====
 
Bryton's Room
 
Bryton's Room
 
*Bryton: (He enters, and sees Dulse waiting)... (Gasps) Dulse! Sweetie! What... What are you doing here?
 
*Bryton: (He enters, and sees Dulse waiting)... (Gasps) Dulse! Sweetie! What... What are you doing here?
*Dulse: Well, I gotta say, progress with helping our new visitors is running smooth. I've realized they've been helping us with Teal, and so I decided to just give them some help. I taught the squirrel how to hold her breath for a longer time since she said she's been endangered by drowning many times, and I especially taught them how to help other wades fend off the sea snakes. I don't know why, but... I feel they're here for more than just a coincidence. I think they mean to help us!
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*Dulse: Well, I gotta say, progress with helping our new visitors is running smooth. I taught the squirrel how to hold her breath for a longer time since she said she's been endangered by drowning many times, and I especially taught them how to help other wades fend off the sea snakes. I don't know why, but... I feel they're here for more than just a coincidence. I think they mean to help us!
 
*Bryton:... You... You are a great help to us and yourself, Dulse. And if dad can't see that, then he can- (Wrect Hed kicked down the door)
 
*Bryton:... You... You are a great help to us and yourself, Dulse. And if dad can't see that, then he can- (Wrect Hed kicked down the door)
 
*Wrect Hed: I KNEW IT! I KNEW you were disobeying me!
 
*Wrect Hed: I KNEW IT! I KNEW you were disobeying me!
 
*Bryton: DAD! I... I can explain!
 
*Bryton: DAD! I... I can explain!
*Wrect Hed: You're DONE explaining! You deliberately disobeyed me! This, EXILE, is a bad influence! She is a joke as a guardian, and she thinks she has ANY trust to the royal family when she has betrayed it all by costing us our noble queen's mother!
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*Wrect Hed: You're DONE explaining! You deliberately disobeyed me! This, EXILE, is a bad influence! She is a joke as a guardian, who thinks she has ANY ability to be trusted by the royal familywhen she has betrayed it all by costing us our previous noble queen!
 
*Bryton: Dad, she's not a bad influence! She is a sweet, kind, and sorrowful person, and I-
 
*Bryton: Dad, she's not a bad influence! She is a sweet, kind, and sorrowful person, and I-
 
*Wrect Hed: I've heard enough! You are NOT to see her again! And I am going to make sure of that! (He throws him out of the room)
 
*Wrect Hed: I've heard enough! You are NOT to see her again! And I am going to make sure of that! (He throws him out of the room)
*Dulse: BRY! (Wrect grabbed her and threw her onto the grounds)
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*Dulse: BRY! (Wrect grabbed her and threw her onto the ground)
 
*Wrect Hed: This is your final warning, exile! You stay away from my son! You, are, an, exile! If I ever catch you on royal property again, you WILL be sorry! Now go!
 
*Wrect Hed: This is your final warning, exile! You stay away from my son! You, are, an, exile! If I ever catch you on royal property again, you WILL be sorry! Now go!
 
*Dulse: Hey, wait, YOU CAN'T- (Guards held her down)
 
*Dulse: Hey, wait, YOU CAN'T- (Guards held her down)
*Wrect Hed:... (Walks up to her) If you ever come near my son again... You will be BANISHED FROM THE WADELANDS, FOR LIFE!... You're dismissed! (The guards dragged her away)... Hmmph! I swear, rebels are a bad influence! I- (He faced his angry son as this music played)
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*Wrect Hed:... (Walks up to her) If you ever come near my son again... I will personally FEED YOU TO WARTORN MYSELF IF IT COMES TO IT?!... You're dismissed! (The guards dragged her away)... Hmmph! I swear, rebels are a bad influence! I- (He faced his angry son as this music played)
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*Wrect Hed: Bryton! I thought I told you to-
 
*Wrect Hed: Bryton! I thought I told you to-
 
*Bryton: SHUT, UP! (He was shocked at those words)... This, is the final straw! (He gets his belongings and puts them in a suitcase)... I'm leaving to live with Dulse!
 
*Bryton: SHUT, UP! (He was shocked at those words)... This, is the final straw! (He gets his belongings and puts them in a suitcase)... I'm leaving to live with Dulse!
*Wrect Head: WHAT?!?
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*Wrect Hed: WHAT?!?
 
*Bryton: You heard me! I thought for once you'd change and see we were meant for each other! But instead, you learned nothing. I REFUSE to stand by and watch you talk to my girlfriend like that!
 
*Bryton: You heard me! I thought for once you'd change and see we were meant for each other! But instead, you learned nothing. I REFUSE to stand by and watch you talk to my girlfriend like that!
*Wrect Head: It was best for everyone, son!
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*Wrect Hed: It was best for everyone, son!
 
*Bryton: Best for everyone? Or best for you?
 
*Bryton: Best for everyone? Or best for you?
 
*Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THIS RETARDED BITCH, ALLOWED A SEA SNAKE EAT THE QUEEN'S MOTHER?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THIS RETARDED BITCH, ALLOWED A SEA SNAKE EAT THE QUEEN'S MOTHER?!"
*Bryton: Good GRIEF?! Is the concept of a honest mistake forgen to you?! You're not even my real father! I'd rather be with someone who actually cares for me, instead of some sociopathic, insensitive, unreasonable jerk who tells me who I can or can't date! But then again, I wouldn't expect YOU to understand. I don't care what Dulse did, I know the full story! And if you can't be patient enough to listen to the TRUE story by now, then, your name justifys your, WRETCHED BEHAVIOR?! I have the right to be with Dulse, and you are a disgrace to the Council for saying she's a bad influence on me! If you can't listen to her, then why bother? You're not my father anymore! (He left, leaving Wrect stunned silent)
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*Bryton: Good GRIEF?! Is the concept of a honest mistake foreign to you?! You're not even my real father! I'd rather be with someone who actually cares for me, instead of some sociopathic, insensitive, unreasonable jerk who tells me who I can or can't date! But then again, I wouldn't expect YOU to understand. I don't care what Dulse did, I know the full story! And if you can't be patient enough to listen to the TRUE story by now, then, your name justifys your, WRETCHED BEHAVIOR?! I have the right to be with Dulse, and you are a disgrace to the Council for saying she's a bad influence on me! If you can't listen to her, then why bother? You're not my father anymore! (He left, leaving Wrect stunned silent)
*Wrect Hed:... FINE! Leave! Throw your life away! See if I care! I don't need you! Children just complicate my goals. I didn't even wanted a child anyway! YOU WERE NOT AN INTENTED RESULT WHEN I MATED WITH YOUR MOTHER?! (Bryton was stunned by those words, and sobbed to himself as he left)... I swear, if it wasn't for our people's numbers, I wouldn't've even BOTHERED having children!
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*Wrect Hed:... FINE! Leave! Throw your life away! See if I care! I don't need you! Children just complicate my goals. I didn't even wanted a child anyway! IF ONLY YOU HAD DIED WITH YOUR PARENTS, THEN THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE A THING?! (Bryton was stunned by those words, and sobbed to himself as he left)... I swear, if it wasn't for our people's numbers, I wouldn't've even BOTHERED having children! Adoption or otherwise!
   
 
===='''Herve's True Colors'''====
 
===='''Herve's True Colors'''====
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*Teal: Herve, I have some good news for once, I convinced the queen to consider having a talk with me about the promised island, we are finally making progress, and- (Gets surprised by seeing a surprised Herve and some goons were seen making Wades get placed in cages) What in Visnu's drawers?!... Herve, what is the meaning of this?! Why are the Wades being forced into cages? I am still negotiating with the Queen to consider moving on their own terms!
*Teal:... HERVE?!? YOU CALLED THEM?!? I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO!
 
*Herve: (Cackles) You don't get it, do you? I have been playing you this whole time!
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*Herve:... (Gets serious).... You don't get it, do you? I decided to start playing by me own rules! It was fun working with you while it lasted, but it's about time I started calling the shots!
*Teal: You'd better start making sense, traitor!
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*Teal: Herve, what do you mean by that?
*Herve: Well, to put it straightforward, there's this human wackjob who made a $50 million prize to anyone who can find a wade, alive and well. With money like that, I can be supported for life! Sure human and animal money are hard to cash in, but details-details-diddily-doo, it don't matter. I hoped you'd help me get that. But after you started going soft like a dumbass animal enthusiast hippie, I had to take matters in my own hands!
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*Herve: Well, to put it straightforward, there's this human wackjob who made a $50 million prize to anyone who can find a wade, alive and well. With money like that, I can be supported for life! Sure human and animal money are hard to cash in, but details smetails, it don't matter. I hoped you'd help me get that. But after you started going soft like a dumbass animal enthusiast hippie, I had to take matters in my own hands!
*Teal:... You... You're not an assistant for hire! YOU'RE A MERCENARY!! You'll do anything for money!
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*Teal:... You're.... You're a mercenary, are you?
*Herve: Bingo, and guilty as charged! I've been so close for so long, and I'm not going to let it all be ruined by a bunch of heroic misfit hoggers!
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*Herve: Bingo, guilty as charged! I've been so close for so long, I'm not going to let it all be ruined by a bunch of misfit hoggers!
*Teal: YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU- (He stung him) AAAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHH!! (The pain went all over his body)
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*Teal: Herve, I will have to non-violently protest to this and demand you reconsider your actions this minute, or Visnu will not smile your way- (He stung him) AAAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHH!! (The pain went all over his body)
*Herve: No-no-no-no! You mess with the hornet, you get the deadly sting! (He buzzes over to the captured wades) You see, I have been a gravely underused mercenary before I came to work for you. Nobody wanted a hornet to be a mercenary. A classic case of animal supremacy. What a joke! Hornets can sting the life out of you before you even knew he was there! But NOOOOO, people HATE bugs, so what good can come from them! BAH! You people don't know ANYTHING! Well, now, you see what we hornets can REALLY do, even if we're exiled from our own hive for the crime of unauthorized honey smuggling. You had to do what you could to support a family, but that hierarch bullpockey made them blind to that! I became one of the most respected mercenaries and made hundreds every day. Then better mercenaries showed up and STOLE my thunder. With them around with their fancy skill, nobody wanted a hornet as a merc anymore. I was starving and needing money. I have a MASSIVE debt, AND a lot of financial s***! I owe a lot of people more than I'm worth! This is my only chance to get the money I need to bring back the wonder in my life, and if I'm lucky, I may just be put back in the spotlight again. I was COUNTING on you, Teal, to keep your word of bringing these wades to the world! To give them the acknowledgement and the protection they desperately need, even if they deny it! Humans are simply NOT the same as they were hundreds of years ago! They protect many endangered species around the world! They would do what MUST be done if they learn about this species. But no, you agree to their illogical ways of seclusion, and you betrayed me! So now it's fair game!
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*Herve: Sorry Teal, but you brought that to yourself. You mess with the paper wasp, you get the sting! (He buzzes over to the captured wades) You see, I have been a gravely underused mercenary for some great amounts of time before I came to work for you. Nobody wanted a bug to be a mercenary. A classic case of animal supremacy. What a joke! Guys like yours truly can sting the life out of you before you even knew he was there! But NOOOOO, people HATE bugs, so what good can come from them!? BAH! You people don't know ANYTHING! Well, now, you see what my kind can REALLY do, even if we're exiled from our own hive for the crime of unauthorized honey smugglingYou had to do what you could to support a family, but that hierarch bullpockey made them blind to that! I became one of the most respected mercenaries and made hundreds every day..... Until my unfortunate setback with bloody Le Boom happen..... Then, alongside the arrival of better mercenaries, I fell out of grace with any who are interested in mercenary aide. With them around with their fancy skill, nobody wanted someone like me as a merc anymore. I was starving and needing money. I have a MASSIVE debt, AND a lot of financial dilemma s***! I owe a lot of people more than I'm worth! This is my only chance to get the money I need to bring back the wonder in my life, and if I'm lucky, I may just be put back in the spotlight again. I was COUNTING on you, Teal, to keep your word of bringing these wades to the world! To give them the acknowledgment and the protection they desperately need, even if they deny it!
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*Teal: "But I am aiming to bring them to the world!"
*Teal: YOU-AAHHGHHH-WON'T GET AWAY WITH-AAAAHHHHHHHHGHGGGGHHH!!!
 
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*Herve: "That's only half true! You're more like trying to bring them to a private island for them and other endangered creatures to live in harmony and away from poachers?! I mean, it's an admirable goal mate, but it still leaves the humans the denial of the knowledge of the Wades' existence?!"
*Herve: Hmmph! I always like you Teal. But I do not work for tree-huggers! Onward to victory! Onward, to money, and paying back my crippling debt! Happy trails, and SUCK it! (He left with the wades)
 
*Teal: "........ I really should start making it a priority to undertsand people's priorities before hiring them."
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*Teal: "Hence why, I needed to convince the queen that I have no intention of ever showing them to the Humans!"
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*Herve: "AND THAT'S THE BLOODY PROBLEM?! You see the Wades, you just want to keep them to yourself and your "Promised Island". I see them, and there's an untabbed market for creatures apart of an extinct mammal family ready to be tabbed by science and interest!"
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*Teal: "Herve, please, the queen made it specifically clear that the Wades currently can't trust humans to mind their manners."
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*Herve: "THAT QUEEN IS CLEARLY A DELUDED TYRANT WHO'S LETTING HER PEOPLE GET SLOWLY EATEN BY GIANT MUTANT SNAKES?! EVEN AFTER HER DAMN MOTHER GOT EATEN BY THEM?! Any WISE leader would be like "Fuck this place, I rather take me chances with Humans that phrase my existence then something that just wants to eat me?!" I am doing these miserable creatures a favor and getting them out of this unsanitary snake buffet?!"
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*Teal: "I, can't garrentie humans would be any less inconsiderate to them then predatory serpents."
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*Herve: Hey, at least humans don't EAT rodents! Humans are simply NOT the same as they were hundreds of years ago! They protect many endangered species around the world! They would do what MUST be done if they learn about this species. But no, you agree to their illogical ways of seclusion, and you betrayed me!
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*Teal: "I didn't ENTIRELY submitted to their beliefs, and I had NOT betrayed you! I just needed to coherse them to forsake this silly aim to staying in a clearly unclean and dangerious area. I only acted like I conceded to earn the Queen's trust. I was only avoiding being pushy about the subject! And where did you came to the impression that I had forsaken you? I never do that to anyone! Did you came to this conclusion because I couldn't coherse the queen in a simple go? A mind like hers doesn't change as easily as a snap of the fingers! Give me a chance, I'll advertised the Promised Island's seclusion and unchartedness from humanity and eventually she'll budge!"
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*Herve: "..... That's the thing, mate. I'm at a position where I litterally can't AFFORD an "Eventually"! I tried it you way, and it's not gonna be quick enough to keep me out of poverty! So, sorry to bust your dreams, but I have to be a bug who looks out for himself now! So, nothing personal, but the wades are fair game now!"
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*Teal: "Ughhh, be warned that Visnu will not smile in your direction."
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*Herve: Like I said... Nothing personal, I just don't think you're tough enough for me. But what did I really expected from someone borned in India? YOU WORSHIP BLOODY COWS AND MULTI-LIMBED ANTHRO ELEPHANTS, FOR GLORIES SAKE?! If it's any consolation mate, I actually have respect for what you're trying to do, Teal. I just can't afford to work for tree-huggers, or at least, people like you who are afraid to hurt someone's feelings! Oh, one more thing before I'm out. Hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna commandeer your boat for awhile. And don't worry, the venom wears off eventually, so you can be able to escape those sea snakes! They're very likely to not take the absence of their favorite food, all that well, and will target anything that even only LOOKS abit like them! Best wishes, mate! (He left with the wades.)
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*Teal: "........ I really should start making it a priority to understand people's priorities before hiring them."
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===='''Stomping Out Herve's Plans'''====
 
===='''Stomping Out Herve's Plans'''====
*Herve: (He had Wades loaded onto Teal's Private Navy Boat as Dulse and Bryton were still in pain due to the sting venom as he loaded them in). Bitch and moan, all you want, dollies. Cause soon enough, once I find a nice private animal collecter for ya, you won't have ol' Herve to kick around anymore!
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*Herve: (He had Wades loaded onto Teal's Private Navy Boat as Dulse and Bryton were still in pain due to the sting venom as he loaded them in). Bitch and moan all you want, dollies. Cause soon enough, once I find a nice private animal collecter for ya, you won't have ol' Herve to kick around anymore!
*Teal: HERVE, STOP! (The heroes arrived)
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*Teal: Herve, please cease and desist! (The heroes arrived)
*Herve: UGGGGH, YOU COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE!!!
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*Herve: UGGGGH, YOU COULDN'T JUST LEAVE THIS WELL ENOUGH ALONE, CAN YA?!
 
*Mantis: And why shouldn't we? What you're doing is-
 
*Mantis: And why shouldn't we? What you're doing is-
*Herve: OH SAVE ME THE MORAL HIGH-GROUNDISUM? YOUR WADE FRIENDS LACK PRAGMATISM! THEY CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE NOT COMPLETE HUNTERS ANYMORE! SECLUDING THEMSELVES DOES NOT ADD UP! THE HUMANS HAVE PROTECTED MANY SPECIES IN THE WORLD SINCE THEY BECAME FULLY-SENTIENT! THEY CARE FOR ALL LIFE, AND THE ONES WHO UTTERLY SQUANDER IT FOR GREED, ARE ONLY DEVIANTS!
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*Herve: OH SAVE ME THE MORAL HIGH-GROUNDISUM? YOUR WADE FRIENDS LACK PRAGMATISM! THEY CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE NOT COMPLETE HUNTERS ANYMORE! SECLUDING THEMSELVES TO A CLEARLY DIRTY AND UNSAFE AREA DOES NOT ADD UP! THE HUMANS HAVE PROTECTED MANY SPECIES IN THE WORLD SINCE THEY BECAME FULLY-SENTIENT! THEY CARE FOR ALL LIFE, AND THE ONES WHO UTTERLY SQUANDER IT FOR GREED, ARE ONLY DEVIANTS!
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*Gilda: "Look, it's cool you don't have a problem with humans! And yeah, maybe the Wades shouldn't automaticly be such pussies around them! But it's NOT gonna help to force the issue onto them! That's only gonna make them even MORE Fluttershy-Eqsed around humans!"
*Icky: "AND HOW, IS SELLING THEM TO THE HIGHEST RICH ANIMAL COLELCTER ANY BETTER?!"
 
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*Herve: "Hey, Teal's way wouldn't've changed their minds anyway quicker! This way, once they see how kind their new owner is, they'll realise that their queen and the counciler are bloody idiots and enjoy a nice, safer, and cleaner lives!"
*Herve: Oy, at least be glad I ain't a bloody poucher?! I never said I was perfect! Sometimes for the animals best interests, you have to be forceful and have to accept the root of all evil for the greater bloodly good! Why else do you think ZOOS exist, mates?! And FYI, not all Animal Collectors are automaticly bad folks! MOST WILL ENSURE THEY ARE ALL PROTECTED! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THEY'D LIKE OUT THERE! HOW MANY OF THOSE RATS ARE ACTUALLY BORED OF HIDING IN THE SHADOWS?!? THEY'RE ALL JUST COOPED UP IN THAT MESSY UNSANITARY PRISON THEY CALL HOME, HELPED LITTLER BY THEIR CONTINUIOUS FREAKY MUTANT TORMENTER SNAKE MONSTERS, AND GIVEN SOMETHING TEAL'S RESEARCHER DISCOVERED HAS NOW IN MY POSSESSION, IT ONLY GIVES ME FURTHER INCENTIVE TO HAUL THEM OUT OF HERE?! HOW MANY OTHER WADES OUT THERE SUFFERED WHAT THEY SUFFERED?!? WHAT'S THE POINT OF HIDING WHEN FEAR LEADS TO HATE, THEN ANGER, THEN SUFFERING?!? Well, I've had it up to here! I'm telling them everything, and you'd be wise to mind your own beeswax! (He puts them in a container)... Once I take this boat to the nearest human island resort, and they see this creature, history will be in the making, and I'll be there to claim responsibility!
 
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*Icky: "AND HOW, IS SELLING THEM TO THE HIGHEST RICH ANIMAL COLLECTER, WHICH YOU CAN'T PREDICT WHETHER THEY'D BE GOOD TO THEM OR NOT, BY THE WAY, ANY BETTER THEN HOW TEALLY WAS DOING IT?!"
*Teal: HERVE, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
 
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*Herve: Oy, at least be glad I ain't a bloody poucher?! I never said I was perfect! Sometimes for the animals' best interests, you have to be forceful and have to accept the root of all evil for the greater bloodly good! Why else do you think ZOOS exist, mates?! And FYI, not all Animal Collectors are automaticly bad folks! MOST WILL ENSURE THEY ARE ALL PROTECTED! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THEY'D LIKE OUT THERE! HOW MANY OF THOSE RATS ARE ACTUALLY BORED OF HIDING IN THE SHADOWS?!?
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*Captured Wade: "Admitingly, just walking around in there and waiting for the next Sea Snake attack is, kinda boring."
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*Herve: SEE?! THAT GUY GETS IT?! THEY'RE ALL JUST COOPED UP IN THAT MESSY UNSANITARY PRISON THEY CALL HOME, HELPED LITTLE BY THEIR CONTINUIOUS FREAKY MUTANT TORMENTING SNAKE MONSTERS, AND GIVEN WHAT TEAL'S RESEARCHER DISCOVERED NOW IN MY POSSESSION, IT ONLY GIVES ME FURTHER INCENTIVE TO HAUL THEM OUT OF HERE?! HOW MANY OTHER WADES OUT THERE SUFFERED WHAT THEY SUFFERED?!? WHAT'S THE POINT OF HIDING WHEN FEAR LEADS TO HATE, THEN ANGER, THEN SUFFERING?!?
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*Captured Wade 2: "Well when he puts it like that, then yeah, FUCK THE WADELANDS?!"
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*Wrect Hed: "CAN WE NOT AGREE WITH OUR KIDNAPPER?!"
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*Herve: Ya see? The very wades your trying to save DON'T WANT TO BE SAVE?!
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*Captured Wade 3: "We're actselly more conflicted at best, because, yeah, the Wadelands suck, but, it's still hard to say that the humans would nessersarly be any better then they were back then. Even if the bad ones are just the exceptions, they still exist, and, well, maybe we should wait until Humans are even better then what you said to show ourselves."
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*Herve: I figured you say that. Well, you'll all be singing a different tune when I bring the truth out!
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*Shifu: "If any presheved truth is going to be reveiled, it should be reveiled the right way!"
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*Herve: I'm gonna be the one telling them everything, and you'd be wise to mind your own beeswax! Once I take this boat to the nearest human island resort, and they see the wades, history will be in the making, and I'll be there to claim responsibility!
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*Teal: Herve, please, this not at all what I had intended!
 
*Herve: OH, CLAM UP, YOU BLIND ASSHOLE!
 
*Herve: OH, CLAM UP, YOU BLIND ASSHOLE!
 
*SpongeBob: (Gasps) Rude!
 
*SpongeBob: (Gasps) Rude!
*Herve: Go f*** yourself, Cheesehead! I am doing this race a favor! They can't stay cooped in the shadows forever with no support! What you're doing is INCREDIBLY ILLOGICAL, AND I DESERVE THIS MONEY FOR DOING WHAT IS RIGHT! THE WADES, ARE GOING BACK OUT TO SEA, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!
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*Herve: Go f*** yourself, Cheesehead! I am doing this race a favor! They can't stay cooped in the shadows forever with no support, and hell, even they actselly agree with me! What you're doing is INCREDIBLY ILLOGICAL!
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*Trixie: "And selling them to become noblemen pets, is logical?"
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*Herve: I ALREADY SAID I AIN'T PERFECT?! Besides, I DESERVE THIS MONEY FOR DOING WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE RIGHT!
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*Spyro: "I'm afraid what you consider to be right may not be as universeal as you wish it to be."
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*Herve:...... Go ahead and criticised me all you want. As a merc, I was never in it to make friends anyway. THE WADES, ARE GOING BACK OUT TO SEA, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!
 
*Icky: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU FUTURE RAID TARGET?!"
 
*Icky: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU FUTURE RAID TARGET?!"
 
*The Heroes pounced onto Herve as he and his goons began to fight as it lead right into the boat!
 
*The Heroes pounced onto Herve as he and his goons began to fight as it lead right into the boat!
*Herve: (As the heroes struggled to fight him as his size and his stinger proved formidable in battle and they approached the human-occupied island) HAH! Your penguin friends can't stand up to hornets, what makes you think YOU can stand up to ME?!? Even if I am an only wasp, I have skills that make me a nightmare for people like you!
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*Herve: (As the heroes struggled to fight him as his stinger proved formidable in battle) HAH! Your penguin friends can't stand up to hornets, what makes you think YOU can stand up to ME?!? Even if I am an only wasp, I have skills that make me a nightmare for people like you!
*Sandy: We all know how this ends, Herve! You must understand that the Wades are not ready. We agree that hiding is illogical, but they MUST take baby steps!
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*Sandy: We all know how this ends, Herve! You must understand that the Wades are not ready. We agree that hiding is illogical, but rushing them into it isn't nessersarly any better! They MUST take baby steps!
 
*Herve: THEY SHOULD'VE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO! IF THEY DON'T DO IT NOW, THEY NEVER WILL! THESE WADES ARE GOING TO THE HUMANS, AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU STOP ME!
 
*Herve: THEY SHOULD'VE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO! IF THEY DON'T DO IT NOW, THEY NEVER WILL! THESE WADES ARE GOING TO THE HUMANS, AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU STOP ME!
 
*SpongeBob: You're only helping them to help yourself!
 
*SpongeBob: You're only helping them to help yourself!
*Herve: HEY, I SAID THAT I HAVE NEVER SUGGESTED TO BE PERFECT?! AND I SAID THAT SOMETIMES TO GET SOMETHING DONE, YA NEED SOME NESSERSARY EVIL!? I GET MY MONEY, THE HUMANS GET THE KNOWLEDGE THEY HAVEN'T HAD FOR CENTURIES, AND THE WADES ARE PROTECTED! EVERYBODY WINS! END OF STORY!
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*Herve: HEY, I HAVE NEVER SUGGESTED TO BE PERFECT?! AND I SAID THAT SOMETIMES TO GET SOMETHING DONE, YA NEED SOME NESSERSARY EVIL!? I GET MY MONEY, THE HUMANS GET THE KNOWLEDGE THEY HAVEN'T HAD FOR CENTURIES, AND THE WADES ARE PROTECTED! EVERYBODY WINS! END OF STORY!
 
*Kowalski: And we understand that statement perfectly, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WADES DON'T TRUST THEM FOR THE MOMENT! IF YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR ALLIES, IT LEADS TO MISTAKES, AND THEREFORE CONFLICT, AND A LOT OF OTHER RISKS! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS BRINGING THEM IN TOO SOON!
 
*Kowalski: And we understand that statement perfectly, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WADES DON'T TRUST THEM FOR THE MOMENT! IF YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR ALLIES, IT LEADS TO MISTAKES, AND THEREFORE CONFLICT, AND A LOT OF OTHER RISKS! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS BRINGING THEM IN TOO SOON!
 
*Herve: If they introduce THEMSELVES, then what about those who also want the bounty I WANT?!? You take this away from me, you take away ALL THAT I HAVE!!! YOU CALL YOURSELVES HEROES?!? YOU'RE DESTROYING ME!!!
 
*Herve: If they introduce THEMSELVES, then what about those who also want the bounty I WANT?!? You take this away from me, you take away ALL THAT I HAVE!!! YOU CALL YOURSELVES HEROES?!? YOU'RE DESTROYING ME!!!
*Icky: "Look, it's nothing against ya man, but if the Wades don't want to get near humans, THEN DON'T MAKE THEM?!"
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*Icky: "Look, it's nothing against ya man, but if the Wades don't want to get near humans, THEN DON'T MAKE THEM?!"
*Herve: PAH?! Typical?! ALL YOU CARE FOR IS YOUR PHATHIC MORAL HIGHGROUNDISUM AND RESPECTING ILL-PLACED FEELINGS?! YOU DO THAT, THEN ANY HOPE OF THIS DISCOVERY BEING KNOWN IN THIS LIFETIME IS FOREVER LOST?! AND I AIN'T GONNA HAVE IT!! My apologies to your love ones, BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT?! (He continues fighting them, until he accidentally causes himself to fall straight into the water, where he panics and seemingly drowns)
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*Herve: PAH?! Typical?! ALL YOU CARE FOR IS YOUR PHATHIC MORAL HIGHGROUNDISUM AND RESPECTING ILL-PLACED FEELINGS?! YOU DO THAT, THEN ANY HOPE OF THIS DISCOVERY BEING KNOWN IN THIS LIFETIME IS FOREVER LOST?! I AIN'T GONNA HAVE IT!! My apologies to your love ones, BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA BE HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT?! (He continues fighting them, until he accidentally causes himself to fall straight into the water, where he panics and seemingly drowns)
 
*Sandy:... Well... Crap! Another villain who accidentally kills himself. But at least we kept him from causing troubl-
 
*Sandy:... Well... Crap! Another villain who accidentally kills himself. But at least we kept him from causing troubl-
 
*Herve epicly leaps back out in slow motion!
 
*Herve epicly leaps back out in slow motion!
 
*Icky: "(Slow Motion) OHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT?!"
 
*Icky: "(Slow Motion) OHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT?!"
 
*Herve resumed fighting the heroes?!
 
*Herve resumed fighting the heroes?!
*Herve: THAT, DOES IT! NO MORE MISTER NICE HERVE!!! (He started stinging multiple heroes as they staggered in pain from the venom, and took out Merlin and Gazelle before they could act, yet Gazelle was using her powers to fight off the pain) TIME TO SHOVE OFF, BOYS?! (The Navy Boat began to set sail, and away from the island)..... YOU HEROES MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR HYPOCRISY! (The goons finished them off) But now, time for these rats to go on vacation! AND THEY'LL HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES!
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*Herve: THAT, DOES IT! NO MORE MISTER NICE HERVE!!! (He started stinging multiple heroes as they staggered in pain from the venom, and took out Merlin and Gazelle before they could act, yet Gazelle was using her powers to fight off the pain.).... TIME TO SHOVE OFF, BOYS?! (The Navy Boat began to set sail, and away from the island)..... YOU HEROES MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR HYPOCRISY! But now, time for these rats to go on vacation! AND THEY'LL HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES!
 
*Sandy: "(Pounces onto Herve and grabs his neck) I THINK YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME AND THEIR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS?!"
 
*Sandy: "(Pounces onto Herve and grabs his neck) I THINK YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME AND THEIR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS?!"
 
*Herve: "OY?! GET OFF OF ME, YOU REPUBLICAN TEXEN STATE WHITE TRASH?!"
 
*Herve: "OY?! GET OFF OF ME, YOU REPUBLICAN TEXEN STATE WHITE TRASH?!"
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*Patrick: "YAY, KICK HIS BUBBLE BUG BUTT?!"
 
*Patrick: "YAY, KICK HIS BUBBLE BUG BUTT?!"
 
*Herve: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"
 
*Herve: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"
*Patrick: "Hey your the one who's sensitive here!"
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*Patrick: "Hey, you're the one who's sensitive here!"
 
*Herve: I'M A F*****G WASP, WHAT PART OF ME IS F*****G FAT?!?
 
*Herve: I'M A F*****G WASP, WHAT PART OF ME IS F*****G FAT?!?
*Patrick:... Your rear?
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*Patrick: Your rear?
*Herve:... UURAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!! I'VE COME TOO FAR TO GET MY LIFE BACK!
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*Herve: "... UURAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!! I'VE COME TOO FAR TO GET MY LIFE BACK! (He stung Sandy as she yelled in pain from the venom, freeing himself and smacked Sandy off as he grabbed to Patrick!) NOW YOUR GONNA GET YOURS, TUBBY!"
 
*Record scracthed!
*He stung Sandy as she yelled in pain from the venom, freeing himself as he buzzed up to Patrick!
 
*Herve: "NOW YOUR GONNA GET YOURS, TUBBY!"
 
*Record srcacthed!
 
 
*Patrick: "..... (Gets sad) Tubby?"
 
*Patrick: "..... (Gets sad) Tubby?"
 
*Herve: "Pffth. Now look who's the bloodly sensitive one-"
 
*Herve: "Pffth. Now look who's the bloodly sensitive one-"
 
*Patrick growled menacingly that caughts Herve off guard!
 
*Patrick growled menacingly that caughts Herve off guard!
*Patrick: "NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY?! (He slaps Herve into a wall)
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*Patrick: "NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY?! (He punches Herve in the eye, cracking it!)
*Herve: DAAAA- DOOF!!!... OW! ME EYE! I THINK YOU BLEW OFF MY F***** RETINA!!!
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*Herve: DAAAAAAOW?! (Let's Patrick go!) ME EYE! I THINK YOU JUST CRACKED ME EYE?! OH THERE GOES ME DEPTH PERCEPTION?!
*Gazelle fully healed from the venomous injection and gets back into fighting condition.
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*Gazelle fully healed from the venomous injection with the Uniter Blade and gets back into fighting condition.
*Herve: "Aw?! Blimey?! And all this trouble for a bunch of prehistoric mammels?! I'll hand ya this, your a dedicated sort, but I am not one to back off- (Gazelle freezes him in place by the stinger) HUH?! BUT I STUNG YOU?!"
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*Herve: "Aw?! Blimey?! And all this trouble for a bunch of prehistoric mammels?! I'll hand ya this, you're a dedicated sort, but I am not one to back off- (Gazelle grabs him by the stinger) HUH?! BUT I STUNG YOU?!"
*Gazelle: "Oh please. I wouldn't be a very good Uniter if I let a stupid bug sting get me down. And speaking of stingers, your misuse for your self-entitlement, greed, and poor sense of helping shows that your not worthy of nature's gift to you?!"
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*Gazelle: "Oh please. I wouldn't be a very good Uniter if I let a stupid bug sting get me down. And speaking of stingers, your misuse for your self-entitlement, greed, and poor sense of helping shows that you're not worthy of nature's gift to you?!"
*Herve: "..... Oh s***, your not gonna do what I think your gonna-"
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*Herve: "..... Oh s***, you're not gonna do what I think your gonna-"
 
*Gazelle, with little effort, pulls out Herve's stinger and venom glands as bug goo splattered and began to ooze out from Herve's bug butt!
 
*Gazelle, with little effort, pulls out Herve's stinger and venom glands as bug goo splattered and began to ooze out from Herve's bug butt!
*Herve: "(In too much pain to scream).... Ahh..... Ahhhhh...... Ahhhhh. (Falls down defeated to the surprise of the goons.)... YOU F*****G PSYCHOPATH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHGH!!!"
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*Herve: "(In too much pain to scream).... Ahh..... Ahhhhh...... Ahhhhh. (Falls down defeated to the surprise of the goons.)"
 
*Gazelle tosses the deattached Stinger and Venom gland up in the air, points the Uniter Blade in that direction, fires a ray, and blows up the stinger and venom, redusing it into nothing......
 
*Gazelle tosses the deattached Stinger and Venom gland up in the air, points the Uniter Blade in that direction, fires a ray, and blows up the stinger and venom, redusing it into nothing......
 
*The Goons were shocked by Gazelle's power.
 
*The Goons were shocked by Gazelle's power.
 
*Teal came in.
 
*Teal came in.
*Teal: "Gentlemen, unless you wanna avoid being like THIS (points to Herve), I advise an unconditional surrender."
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*Teal: "Gentlemen, unless you wanna avoid being like THIS, (points to Herve), I advise an unconditional surrender."
 
*Silence.....
 
*Silence.....
 
*The Goons: "...... (Rising their hands up) WE SURRENDER?!"
 
*The Goons: "...... (Rising their hands up) WE SURRENDER?!"
*Teal: "This is perhaps the wisest thing you sort have done all day.
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*Teal: "This is perhaps the wisest thing you sort have done all day."
*Herve: (Cackles) You morons are DUMBER than I ever thought possible if you think THAT will stop me! My stinger will grow back in time! Even if I DON'T have a venom gland no more, I STILL have the owie advantage! So this is your last chance to show some mercy and let me get my life back, or let yourself be pained for the fact that you cost me my ONE chance to pay an insufferable debt! If you destroy my plans, you destroy my life! I WILL have revenge!
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*Herve:...... (Cackles) You morons are DUMBER than I ever thought possible if you think THAT will stop me! My stinger will grow back in time! Even if I DON'T have a venom gland no more, I STILL have the owie advantage! So this is your last chance to show some mercy and let me get my life back, or let yourself be pained for the fact that you cost me my ONE chance to pay an insufferable debt! If you destroy my plans, you destroy my life! I WILL have rev- (Gazelle aims the Uniter blade at Herve's thorax where a new stinger will grow)........ This is what you get for talking a big game, Herve-
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*Gazelle blasts off the part of Herve's throax's that would allow stringer reproduction, destroying Herve's ability to sting for good!
(Uh, dude, you think Herve's the same size as Sandy? HE'S A HORNET!!! His slaps are like Milk Duds being thrown at you! Also, he's not easy to tackle to the others either because of this. The only think that can hurt is a sting.)
 
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*Herve's voice was heard screaming from miles!
 
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*Herve: "YOU F*****G MAIMING PSYCHOPATH!!!"
(Hey, you know what they say, size doesn't matter. Heck, you said the scale isn't accurate as each world focuses on the scale of the setting, so by all means, Herve SHOULD be to scale in terms of this world.)
 
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*Gazelle: You wish to have me take more than that?
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*Herve: OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN?! WHAT IS A WASP WITHOUT A STING?! SHOWS ME FOR GETTING COCKY?! I GIVE, I GIVE?! YOU SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ME LIFE AND DOOMED ME TO DEPT?! HAPPY?!"
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*Gazelle: "..... The intention was not to doom you to a life of misery. It was to stop you from dooming the Wades into a life they would ultamately won't want should you pick the wrong collecter to care for them because of your ill-faith in them being better off paraded by a race they don't feel safe around. That being said, I feel sympathic for your personal woes and hope you managed it in some other way."
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*Herve: "HOW?! YOU DESTROYED AND CRIPPLED MY BEST ASSESTS?! YOU NUTURED ME AS A WASP MERC, LADY?! WHAT GOOD IS THAT WITHOUT A STINGER OR VENOM?! I WAS ALREADY IN A BAD BIND WHEN NEW AND STRONGER MERCS STARTED TO COME INTO THE SCENE, LET ALONE MY BOTCHED ATTEMPT AFTER LE BOOM?! NOW, NO ONE'S EVER GONNA CONSIDER ME AGAIN?!"
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*Teal: "..... You still have me, Herve. Mend for your mistakes and I'll offer you a periment job here with me in my Promised Island. I will have that dept fixed in the flash."
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*Herve: "OH GO SCREW YOURSELF, YOU PANSY ARSE- (Mantis kicks him in the face and knocks Herve out)! DOY!? Ooooooy. (Gets unconjustus!)....."
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*Teal sighed depressively.
   
 
===='''The Truth of the Sea Snakes Revealed'''====
 
===='''The Truth of the Sea Snakes Revealed'''====
*Herve and goons were seen tied up in an extremely goofy fastion as Teal stood depressed over the situation.....
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*Herve and goons were seen tied up in an extremely goofy fashion as Teal stood depressed over the situation.....
 
*Teal: "...... Now I'll never have my dreams of a promised island become a reality."
 
*Teal: "...... Now I'll never have my dreams of a promised island become a reality."
 
*Wrect Hed: "Well tough luck, miserable outsider?! Now we may as well go back home to the Wadelands?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "Well tough luck, miserable outsider?! Now we may as well go back home to the Wadelands?!"
*???: "Actselly....."
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*???: "Actually....."
*A personal reshercher of Teal came in.
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*A personal researcher of Teal came in.
*Teal's reshearcher: "I'm afraid that's not possable. There's a reason why those Sea Snakes kept attacking."
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*Teal's researcher: "I'm afraid that's not possible. There's a reason why those Sea Snakes kept attacking."
 
*Wrect Hed: "Well duh! Because they want to eat us?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "Well duh! Because they want to eat us?!"
*Teal's Reshearcher: "It actselly has nothing to do with basic predatory instincts. These Sea Snakes are not average sea snakes. They are a living, breathing, surviving relic of the ocean's Aztec's times and a sort of, direct ansister of modern sea snakes. Basicly, a snake Terranoid, if you will. Have you noticed that they're not like average sea snakes? Wartorn being so gored up, Dueler having two heads, Glut-Mountain being so fat, DerpEyes being so mental, The Twins co-operative cordenation, Lockjaw's sucking abilities, Fire Fatale's ability to ignite herself, Longate's extremely long wall-like body, among others, don't you see?! The Wadelands didn't always belonged to the wades..... We discovered remains of what look liked an Anichent Aztec Horseshoe crap civilsation that worshiped Wartorn's snake pack as serpented gods?! But the ansisterial wades attacked the Horseshoeztecs out, and the Shaman has cursed the intruders to forever be preyed apawn by the Sea Snakes until they agree to surrender the land back to the Horseshoeztecs!"
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*Teal's Researcher: "It actually has nothing to do with basic predatory instincts. These Sea Snakes are not average sea snakes. They are a living, breathing, surviving relic of the ocean's Aztec's times, and a sort of, direct ancestor of modern sea snakes. Basicly, a snake Terragoid, if you will. Have you noticed that they're not like average sea snakes? Wartorn being so gored up, Dueler having two heads, Glut-Mountain being so fat, DerpEyes being so mental, The Twins co-operative coordination, Lockjaw's sucking abilities, Fire Fatale's ability to ignite herself, Longate's extremely long wall-like body, among others, don't you see?! The Wadelands didn't always belonged to the wades..... We discovered remains of what look liked an Ancient Aztec Horseshoe Crap civilization that worshiped Wartorn's snake pack as serpent gods?! But the ancestral wades attacked the Horseshoeztecs out, and the Shaman has cursed the intruders to forever be preyed apawn by the Sea Snakes until they agree to surrender the land back to the Horseshoeztecs!"
 
*The Wades gasped!
 
*The Wades gasped!
*Wrect Hed looked nervious!
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*Wrect Hed looked nervous!
*Wrect Hed: "..... Th, that, That's imposterious?! Those things are still after us even when the land was empited of us by you outsiders!"
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*Wrect Hed: "..... Tha, that, That's preposterous?! Those things are still after us even when the land was emptied of us by you outsiders!"
*Teal's Reshracher: "The leaving of the land has to be WILLFUL. Being forced doesn't count. Think about it. Why else does Wartorn has a particular taste for the royal bloodline?! Because the royal bloodline chased the Horseshoestecs out of their rightful home and brought this to themselves! Wartorn and his pack will never stop until you either surrender the land back, or get wiped out."
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*Teal's Researcher: "The leaving of the land has to be WILLFUL. Being forced doesn't count. Think about it. Why else does Wartorn has a particular taste for the royal bloodline?! Because the royal bloodline chased the Horseshoeztecs out of their rightful home and brought this to themselves! Wartorn and his pack will never stop until you either surrender the land back, or get wiped out."
 
*Wrect Hed: "WHA, WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "WHA, WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!"
*Teal's Reshreacher: "You should know, (Brings out Wrect's diary) Because YOU know from it from the previous ansistery of the royal family because your ansisters were trusted with this secret!"
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*Teal's Reshreacher: "You should know, (Brings out Wrect's diary) Because YOU know from it from the previous ancestry of the royal family because your ancestors were trusted with this secret!"
*Pasifica was surprised....
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*Pacifica was surprised....
*Pacififca: "...... Wrect..... Is this, true? Are the founding of the Wadelands, based on a lie?"
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*Pacifica: "...... Wrect..... Is this, true? Are the founding of the Wadelands, based on a lie?"
 
*Wrect Hed: You don't understand!
 
*Wrect Hed: You don't understand!
*Pacifica: Oh, I understand alright! You took these the worshippers of these creatures' homes from them! And worst, you made my entire dream of being one with nature, MOOT! HOW COULD YOU?!?
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*Pacifica: Oh, I understand alright! You took the worshippers' homes from them and angered their creatures of worship! And worst, you made my entire dream of being one with nature, MOOT! HOW COULD YOU?!?
*Wrect Hed: Okay, okay, you wanna know the truth? FINE! You even know what it was like for us wades BEFORE we arrived here? The humans' curiosity and their act of hunting us for game, was endangering us to where we had to return to our evolutionary birthplace! Our ancestral crib! Here, in Chile! But when we found it infested with these predator-worshiping over-sized crustsations-
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*Wrect Hed: Okay, okay, you wanna know the truth? FINE! You even know what it was like for us wades BEFORE we arrived here? The humans' curiosity and their act of hunting us for game, was endangering us to where we had to return to our evolutionary birthplace! Our ancestral crib! Here, in Chile! But when we found it infested with these predator-worshiping over-sized crustaceans-
*Kolwalski: "Actselly, Horseshoe crabs are more related to the spider family then-"
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*Kowalski: "Actually, Horseshoe Crabs are more related to the spider family then-"
*Wrect Hed: IRRELIVENT?! It was still infested by worshippers of creatures that were far stronger than the sea snakes of the ocean that preyed upon us, we had no choice! We had to make a choice: It was either booting out the worthless snake lovers that do nothing but prhasie the name of monsters that swallow us and cope with their curse of the creatures attacking us, or go back to suffer from the humans that hunt for MORE than just food: greed, money, sport, and a variety of deplorable means! If I had to make a choice that meant we lose less members, then I HAD to choose the former! Humans were ALWAYS relentless with the way they treat creatures like us! We COULDN'T fight them! We had to take back the land that was stolen from US BY them!
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*Wrect Hed: IRRELEVANT?! It was still infested by worshippers of creatures that were far stronger than the sea snakes of the ocean that preyed upon us, we had no choice! We had to make a choice: It was either booting out the worthless snake lovers that do nothing but praise the name of monsters that swallow us and cope with their curse of the creatures attacking us, or go back to suffer from the humans that hunt for MORE than just food: greed, money, sport, and a variety of deplorable means! If I had to make a choice that meant we lose fewer members, then I HAD to choose the former! Humans were ALWAYS relentless with the way they treat creatures like us! We COULDN'T fight them! We had to take back the land that was stolen from US BY them!
*Teel's Reshearcher: "Actselly, the so-called "Wadelands" had no prior Wade enfluence."
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*Teel's Researcher: "Actually, the so-called "Wadelands" had no prior Wade influence."
*Wrect Hed: IT WAS BACK WHEN OUR ANSISTERS WERE DUMB PRIMITIVE ''LEONARDUS''!! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS ARE YOU?!?
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*Wrect Hed: IT WAS BACK WHEN OUR ANCESTORS WERE DUMB PRIMITIVE ''LEONARDUS''!! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS ARE YOU?!?
*Teal's Researcher: Hmmph!
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*Teal's Researcher: Hmmph! Well I never. It still doesn't mean that Wades were ever apart of those lands.
*Wrect Head: Point is, It WAS our home when we were evolving since the Cretaceous Period! With life being a danger to us, we had to take this land! You KNOW what they say: The need to the many outweigh the means of the few! If the snake lovers can't adapt, that's their problem!
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*Wrect Head: BAHHH!? Point is, It WAS our home when we were evolving since the Cretaceous Period! With life being a danger to us, we had to take this land! You KNOW what they say: The need to the many outweigh the needs of the few! If the snake lovers can't adapt, that's their problem!
 
*Pacifica:... You're even MORE xenophobic and speciesist than I ever imagined!
 
*Pacifica:... You're even MORE xenophobic and speciesist than I ever imagined!
*Wrect Hed: "I AM ONLY FOLLOWING YOUR ANSISTERY'S ORDERS TO MINE?!"
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*Wrect Hed: "I AM ONLY FOLLOWING YOUR ANCESTRY'S ORDERS, TAKEN TO MINE AS WELL?!"
 
*Sandy: Councilor, forced relocation is NOT the way to solve your problems! You could've coexisted with them!
 
*Sandy: Councilor, forced relocation is NOT the way to solve your problems! You could've coexisted with them!
*Wrect Hed: CO-EX- (Laughs) Do you even hear yourself, lady? THEY, WORSHIP, SNAKES! Ergo, THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT ANYTHING THE SNAKES DEEM FOOD. They'd have us as sacrifices for their 'gods' before we could even say a word, and given the time period when that occurred, THAT'S SAYING A LOT!!! We were in danger, and those selfish crabby jerks are like 'You disrespect our gods, you deserve to croak!, AND THAT'S THEIR NORM EVEN IF WE DIDN'T COMMIT BLASPHEMY!!! It made me SICK! We KNEW the ancient type, and coexistence, was simply not possible! Believe me, our ancestors TRIED! What was left of them ended up in a boney graveyard. With them proving they couldn't comprehend the idea and destroy us, we had to kick them out!
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*Wrect Hed: CO-EXIST-..... (Laughs) Do you even hear yourself, lady? THEY, WORSHIP, SNAKES! Ergo, THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT ANYTHING THE SNAKES DEEM FOOD?! They'd have us as sacrifices for their 'gods' before we could even say a word, and given the time period when that occurred, THAT'S SAYING A LOT!!! We were in danger, and those selfish crabby jerks are like 'You disrespect our gods, you deserve to croak!', AND THAT'S THEIR NORM EVEN IF WE DIDN'T COMMIT BLASPHEMY!!! It made me SICK! We KNEW the ancient type, and coexistence, was simply not possible! Believe me, our ancestors TRIED! What was left of them ended up in a boney graveyard. With them proving they couldn't comprehend the idea and destroy us, we had to kick them out!
 
*Sandy: Just like cultures being destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.
 
*Sandy: Just like cultures being destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.
 
*Wrect Hed: Don't you DARE gimme that ethicist s***, you brainless rat! We did what we had to do! Count them lucky they're still alive! But it's not my problem what happens to them. They deserve what they get.
 
*Wrect Hed: Don't you DARE gimme that ethicist s***, you brainless rat! We did what we had to do! Count them lucky they're still alive! But it's not my problem what happens to them. They deserve what they get.
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*Gazelle:... What the hell is wrong with you? You're not thinking about this right! These people have not done any intentional harm to you! They didn't know any better back then!
 
*Gazelle:... What the hell is wrong with you? You're not thinking about this right! These people have not done any intentional harm to you! They didn't know any better back then!
 
*Wrect Hed: That's no excuse, we knew sea animals that knew FAR better than them back then! In our culture back then, a country's rulers were to be held accountable for the actions of their people, and as such we passed judgment on them for their actions! I don't care how much you try to defend them, they were not giving us the aid we deserved. We couldn't go anywhere else with the humans progressing. This was the only place we could go, and the natives were being unhelpful and primitively endangering to us! When you're of an endangered species, you have to take risks and sacrifice others for the greater good. How would YOU like it if you were under threat of extinction, were chased to a single land and couldn't get out, and the natives of that land were senselessly killing your people? Your friends? Your FAMILIES!!! WOULD YOU NOT RESPOND WITH ALL-OUT FORCE?!?
 
*Wrect Hed: That's no excuse, we knew sea animals that knew FAR better than them back then! In our culture back then, a country's rulers were to be held accountable for the actions of their people, and as such we passed judgment on them for their actions! I don't care how much you try to defend them, they were not giving us the aid we deserved. We couldn't go anywhere else with the humans progressing. This was the only place we could go, and the natives were being unhelpful and primitively endangering to us! When you're of an endangered species, you have to take risks and sacrifice others for the greater good. How would YOU like it if you were under threat of extinction, were chased to a single land and couldn't get out, and the natives of that land were senselessly killing your people? Your friends? Your FAMILIES!!! WOULD YOU NOT RESPOND WITH ALL-OUT FORCE?!?
*Icky: "Buddy..... Let's remember that impourent detail that they are called "Horseshoeztecs".... THEY'RE AZTEC HORSESHOE CRABS?! Obviously their morality is different from ours because of their sacrivice culture?! That doesn't make them evil or savage! It only means they believe in a religen that, yes, it is no longer compatable with modern socity or the time of your boot-out, but they were still entitled to their beliefs?! And that curse shit? Well, the wades are the one who gave them reason to do that, now are they?!"
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*Icky: "Buddy..... Let's remember that impourent detail that they are called "Horseshoeztecs".... THEY'RE AZTEC HORSESHOE CRABS?! Obviously their morality is different from ours because of their sacrifice culture?! That doesn't make them evil or savage! It only means they believe in a religion that, yes, it is no longer compatible with modern society or the time of your boot-out, but they were still entitled to their beliefs?! And that curse shit? Well, the wades are the one who gave them reason to do that, now are they?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "You people are not seeing the point?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "You people are not seeing the point?!"
*Dulse: "YOUR THE BLIND ONE, WRECT?! I think it's obvious that the only way to get the Sea Snakes, or, whatever they actselly are, to stop, is to give the Horseshoeztecs their land back! That way, the curse will end and Wartorn's pack stops attacking us?!"
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*Dulse: "YOU'RE THE BLIND ONE, WRECT?! I think it's obvious that the only way to get the Sea Snakes, or, whatever they actually are, to stop, is to give the Horseshoeztecs their land back! That way, the curse will end and Wartorn's pack stops attacking us?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "THEN WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO GO SHOULD WE DO THAT?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "THEN WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO GO SHOULD WE DO THAT?!"
 
*Dulse: "..... Well, there's still, Teel's island?"
 
*Dulse: "..... Well, there's still, Teel's island?"
 
*Wrect Hed: "....... THE ISLAND?! BE OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE HUMANS CAN FIND US?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "....... THE ISLAND?! BE OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE HUMANS CAN FIND US?!"
 
*Dulse: "Hey, Teel has said that it's a private island and it's not even charted in human maps! It's more perfect of a home then you think!"
 
*Dulse: "Hey, Teel has said that it's a private island and it's not even charted in human maps! It's more perfect of a home then you think!"
*Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT HUMAN CURIOUSITY, EXILE?!"
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*Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT HUMAN CURIOSITY, EXILE?!"
*Teel: "..... Sir, I have agents that'll work hard to dispell any such curiousity and steer them away from my Promised Island. You have a commander of the Indian Navy's honor!"
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*Teel: "..... Sir, I have agents that'll work hard to dispel any such curiosity and steer them away from my Promised Island. You have a commander of the Indian Navy's honor!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "AND HOW, DO WE KNOW, THEY AIN'T TRAITORS LIKE THE BUG?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "AND HOW, DO WE KNOW, THEY AIN'T TRAITORS LIKE THE BUG?!"
*Teel: "Herve was..... A mere mis-step. I promise you, I will througohly check all of my followers and see where their loyalty lies."
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*Teel: "Herve was..... A mere misstep. I promise you, I will thoroughly check all of my followers and see where their loyalty lies."
 
*Wrect Hed: "NOT WORTH IT?! (BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD AND SLASHES AT TEEL'S ARM, WOUNDING HIM?!)"
 
*Wrect Hed: "NOT WORTH IT?! (BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD AND SLASHES AT TEEL'S ARM, WOUNDING HIM?!)"
 
*Teel: "GGGGAAAAAA! VISHU HELP US?! (Covers his wound?!)"
 
*Teel: "GGGGAAAAAA! VISHU HELP US?! (Covers his wound?!)"
 
*The Wades all panic!
 
*The Wades all panic!
*Wrect Hed: "ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE?! NOW, WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE WADELANDS AND STAY THERE?! NO STUPID SNAKES ARE GONNA FORCE US OUT OF OUR ANSISTERIAL HOME?! NOT EVEN THAT UGLY WARTORN?! THAT UGLY SON OF A BITCH COULD BE RIGHT BEHIND US, (EVERYONE STARTED TO BECOME CONCERN) AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS?! THAT STUPID SERPENT CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE?!"
+
*Wrect Hed: "ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE?! NOW, WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE WADELANDS AND STAYING THERE?! NO STUPID SNAKES ARE GONNA FORCE US OUT OF OUR ANCESTRAL HOME?! NOT EVEN THAT UGLY WARTORN?! THAT UGLY SON OF A BITCH COULD BE RIGHT BEHIND US, (EVERYONE STARTED TO BECOME CONCERNED) AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS?! THAT STUPID SERPENT CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE?!"
*Gilda: "..... Would you like to tell HIM to his face then?"
+
*Gilda: "..... Would you like to tell that to HIS FACE then?"
 
*Snarls were heard.
 
*Snarls were heard.
 
*Wrect Hed lost his nerve as he slowly turned his head to see the eye of Wartorn from the window, clearly looking angry.
 
*Wrect Hed lost his nerve as he slowly turned his head to see the eye of Wartorn from the window, clearly looking angry.
 
*Wrect Hed was frozen in utter fear......
 
*Wrect Hed was frozen in utter fear......
*Teel: "...... Don't, move, a musle. My reshearcher's thories say they see based on movement."
+
*Teel: " (As his wounds were being attended by himself)...... Don't, move, a muscle. My researcher's theories say they see based on movement."
 
*Sandy:... Teal, that theory's been discredited!
 
*Sandy:... Teal, that theory's been discredited!
  +
*Teal: ".... Okay, nevermind, forget I said anything."
 
*Wartorn was heard roaring!
 
*Wartorn was heard roaring!
 
*The Wades ran and panic, the Queen trapped in a fear trance, Dulse trying to snap her out of it, as Teel was forced to help her out!
 
*The Wades ran and panic, the Queen trapped in a fear trance, Dulse trying to snap her out of it, as Teel was forced to help her out!
 
*Wrect Hed turned quickly and pointed the sword in Wartorn's direction!
 
*Wrect Hed turned quickly and pointed the sword in Wartorn's direction!
*Wartorn destroyed the wall where the window was, reveiling the scarred up sea snake and his pack all looking in.
+
*Wartorn destroyed the wall where the window was, revealing the scarred up sea snake and his pack all looking in.
 
*Wrect Hed: "...... NO?! NO?! GET BACK?! GET BACK?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "...... NO?! NO?! GET BACK?! GET BACK?!"
 
*Bryton: "FATHER?! (Tries to save Wrect Head, but the Furious Five held him back!)"
 
*Bryton: "FATHER?! (Tries to save Wrect Head, but the Furious Five held him back!)"
 
*Viper: "IT'S TOO DANGERIOUS?! YOU'LL BE KILLED?!"
 
*Viper: "IT'S TOO DANGERIOUS?! YOU'LL BE KILLED?!"
*Wrect Hed: "YOU CAN'T EAT ME?! I AM THE PINICLE OF WADE PURITY?! THIS SWORD WILL DESTROY YOUR GULLETS AND-"
+
*Wrect Hed: "YOU CAN'T EAT ME?! I AM THE PINNACLE OF WADE PURITY?! THIS SWORD WILL DESTROY YOUR GULLETS AND-"
*Wartorn chumped onto Wrect Hed's sword holding hand and bit it off, causing Wrect to scream phathicly as red life force lidquid spilled like a hose!
+
*Wartorn chomped onto Wrect Hed's sword holding hand and bit it off, causing Wrect to scream phathicly as red life force liquid spilled like a hose!
 
*Wrect Hed: "AGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 
*Wrect Hed: "AGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 
*Bryton: "FATHER?!"
 
*Bryton: "FATHER?!"
*Wrect Hed tried to phathicly run, but Lockjaw sucked him towords the Sea Snakes!
+
*Wrect Hed tried to phathicly run, but Lockjaw sucked him towards the Sea Snakes!
 
*Wrect Hed screams as the last sight he sees in slow motion, is the incoming maws of the Sea Snakes!
 
*Wrect Hed screams as the last sight he sees in slow motion, is the incoming maws of the Sea Snakes!
 
*The Sea Snakes snagged him and began to rip Wrect Hed to shreds!?
 
*The Sea Snakes snagged him and began to rip Wrect Hed to shreds!?
*Bryton looked at this drumatised......
+
*Bryton looked at this traumatized......
 
*Bryton: "....... Father."
 
*Bryton: "....... Father."
*Teel: "(Began to speak an indian prayer as the shadows of the Sea Snakes destroying any treace of Wrect Hed's existence into nothing)."
+
*Teel: "(Began to speak an Indian prayer as the shadows of the Sea Snakes destroying any trace of Wrect Hed's existence into nothing)."
*After it was done, Wartorn and the pack looked at the ship's occupents and snarled!
+
*After it was done, Wartorn and the pack looked at the ship's occupants and snarled!
 
*Shifu: "..... LOUGERS?! PREPARE FOR A FIGHT OF YOUR LIVES?!"
 
*Shifu: "..... LOUGERS?! PREPARE FOR A FIGHT OF YOUR LIVES?!"
 
*The Heroes Prepared for what could be a final stand as the Sea Snakes snarled!
 
*The Heroes Prepared for what could be a final stand as the Sea Snakes snarled!
*Pacifica finaly came through!
+
*Pacifica finally came through!
*Pacififa: "EVERYONE?! PLEASE?! STOP?!"
+
*Pacifica: "EVERYONE?! PLEASE?! STOP?!"
 
*Everyone, even the Sea Snakes, stopped in confusion.
 
*Everyone, even the Sea Snakes, stopped in confusion.
*Pacifica began to apporuch the snarling Sea Snakes......
+
*Pacifica began to approach the snarling Sea Snakes......
 
*Dulse: "YOUR HIGHNESS, DON'T GET CLOSE?!"
 
*Dulse: "YOUR HIGHNESS, DON'T GET CLOSE?!"
*Pacififica stood near Wartorn Paificly, and looked up to the battle-scared titan.
+
*Pacifica stood near Wartorn specifically, and looked up to the battle-scarred titan.
 
*Wartorn growled softly as he moved in closer......
 
*Wartorn growled softly as he moved in closer......
*Pacififca: "...... Take me, to the Horseshoeztec Shaman..... I need to see him."
+
*Pacifica: "...... Take me, to the Horseshoeztec Shaman..... I need to see him."
*Wartorn growled softly, then proceeds to stick out a long, damaged tongue around Paciffica, then picks her up.
+
*Wartorn growled softly, then proceeds to stick out a long, damaged tongue around Pacifica, then picks her up.
 
*The Sea Snakes proceed to leave.
 
*The Sea Snakes proceed to leave.
*Dulse: 'YOUR HIGHNESS?! NO?! DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU?!"
+
*Dulse: "YOUR HIGHNESS?! NO?! DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU?!"
 
*Gazelle stops her!
 
*Gazelle stops her!
 
*Gazelle: "..... I think I know what she's doing...... She's going to seek out the curse maker and ask for peace."
 
*Gazelle: "..... I think I know what she's doing...... She's going to seek out the curse maker and ask for peace."
 
*Dulse: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE MONSTERS WON'T JUST TAKE HER TO THEIR NEST AND EAT HER?!"
 
*Dulse: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE MONSTERS WON'T JUST TAKE HER TO THEIR NEST AND EAT HER?!"
*Gazelle: "If they really were monstros.... Would they had listened if she begged for everyone to stop?"
+
*Gazelle: "If they really were monstros.... Would they had listened when she begged for everyone to stop?"
 
*Dulse: "THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THEY DID TO WRECT HED?!"
 
*Dulse: "THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THEY DID TO WRECT HED?!"
*Gazelle: They clearly know him as the one who hid the truth from the sea squirrel's modern descendants, out of fear they would turn on him. And they did.
+
*Gazelle: They clearly knew him as the one who hid the truth from the wades' modern descendants, out of fear they would turn on him. And they did.
 
*Teal: "Well, at least my promised island plans are not ruined anymore."
 
*Teal: "Well, at least my promised island plans are not ruined anymore."
 
*Icky: "AND We stomped out Bug Boy's Plans! I think we can call this a completed day."
 
*Icky: "AND We stomped out Bug Boy's Plans! I think we can call this a completed day."
  +
Pacifica's location.
  +
*The Sea Snakes arrived at a hidden cave within the wadelands, as Wartorn placed her down at the entrance.....
  +
*???: "So..... Finally, you release your stranglehold onto my people's home."
  +
*An Aztec-Dressed and robed Horseshoe Crab Shaman came forth.
  +
*Shaman: "And not a moment too soon. Because this kingdom was the most impourent kingdom for the Serpent of the Core."
  +
*Pacifica: "Serpent, of the core?"
  +
*Shaman: "She's the mother of all creatures unique to this world, Wartorn's pack, among them. She allowed them and the spawn of the forefathers that bare pieces of her red pearl necklace, which she used to create our planet as it is, as she lives between the mantle and the core itself. She is behind all living things' existence."
  +
*Pacifica: "..... Then, I suppose that makes my people's fear of snakes rather, distasteful then?"
  +
*Shaman: "To put that lightly."
  +
*Pacifica: "..... Look, even despite that we both have blood on our hands, I, rather this end peacefully. We're willing to let you have the Wadelands-..... The Horseshoeztecs' homeland. It may had been an evolutionary crib for my people, but that doesn't mean we had an automatic right to a land we barely remembered from our primitive days. Our ancestors didn't exactly stayed there, and thus, you only claimed the land as free real estate we had willingly left behind. We were the selfish ones, and we acted like spoiled children in negative over-reaction to your sacrificial practices."
  +
*Shaman: "If it's any consolation.... We were only resorting to such things as an act of desperation."
  +
*Pacifica: "Desperation?"
  +
*Shaman: "The Core Serpent, is also the heart of our world, connected to an outer-realm void where all hearts go to. Moderners have given it the name, "Kingdom Hearts", though it is just one of many titles. She bares a giant keyhole in her chest, and many eons ago, (Shows a depiction of a giant serpent being attacked by a depiction of Drainthus), A beast meant to test the world's worthiness, went rogue and harmed her, damaging her keyhole heart, leaving it bleeding and producing creatures of Kingdom Hearts. But, she kept the creatures contained, ensuring they are kept from leaving her lair and to haunt the world. But with each passing day, the corruption of the dark ooze that bleeds from her heart, slowly corrupts some parts of her, and her purity had to be maintained, by feeding on the purist of hearts, so their purity would keep her corruption in check.... But when you usurped us of our land as petty, though not understandable revenge, you risked halting the Core Serpent's needed supply, and could've risked her to become a corrupted force.... Thus, I was forced to save her by using that very curse. Wartorn's pack are her children, like that of other serpent titans like the Serpent of Nature in the Asian seas, and the youngest one, Foofy, that lives in one of the Ring of Fire Kingdoms. As such, they collected members of your species, not meant to be of intended malice, but to punish what the curse deemed wicked, so their hearts could be used to keep the core serpent pure, and ensure your wreckless usurp, doesn't doom our world, to Kingdom Hearts."
  +
*Pacifica: "..... So, even if we leave the land, your people would still b stuck having to do sacrifices?"
  +
*Shaman: "I know this is not ideal in moderner eyes, but.... It's our only hope....."
  +
*Pacifica: "..... What if I say I know someone who can help?"
  +
*Shaman: "..... Enlighten me."
  +
*Pacifica: "There's a group of misfits that have this space messiah with a fancy looking blade, often referring to her as "The Uniter", (The Shaman was surprised) And-"
  +
*Shaman: "A Uniter exists?! Wartorn, you saw those misfits for yourself, why didn't you told us?!"
  +
*Wartorn moaned worriedly!
  +
*Shaman: "You didn't know?! Was the blade itself not obvious proof? (Wartorn moaned again) Yes, I understand the caution about the risk of posers, but if that Uniter was able to overwhelm you serpents, THEN MAYBE THERE IS A LEGIT REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE UNITER IS REAL?! (Wartorn moaned apologetically)..... (Sighs).... Apology accepted. (Back to Pacifica) Pacifica of the Wades. How's about this? Have the Uniter cure the Core Serpent and cleanse the corruption, and the Wades will be redeemed of their sins. We would even welcome you into our lands, with no risk of sacrifices."
  +
*Pacifica: "Thanks, but, Teal has convinced my people to move to his private island, so...."
  +
*Shaman: "Fair point. But still. Our people will rekitniese the Wade's redemption in their part of bringing a Uniter to heal the Core Serpent. They will be welcome to visit if they so choose to."
  +
*Pacifica and the Shaman shook hands in agreement, as Wartorn's pack roared victoriously, a sin finally corrected.
  +
 
===='''The Wades' New Home/Herve's New Perspective In Life'''====
  +
(To be made)....
   
  +
(Later.)
===='''The Wades' New Home'''====
 
  +
*Herve was seen packing up his things.....
  +
*Herve: "(Sighs)..... I don't know why I'm bothering packing me things... I'll lose them in the end anyway thanks to the bank....."
  +
*Teal walked in with a suitcase.....
  +
*Herve: "..... What do you want, Teal? I'm already getting out here as soon as possible. You may've talked the misfits to spare me from prison, but I'm still on the path of suffering..... I'm gonna be poor, homeless, and a nobody..... And...... No one's gonna care for me....."
  +
*Teal: ".... Herve, I wish to show you that, inspite of your, behavior..... That, I am not a spiteful person. (Opens up the suitcase and shows that it is filled with money, to Herve's surprise) Vishu normally advises against awarding the wicked..... But then again.... As you said..... You didn't do what you did out of malicious intent. You meant to help the wades in your own way..... It was just, not universally ideal. If anything, you did actually convinced the wades that the Wadelands was terrible.... Helped that it actually belonged to an ancient race of Aztecian Horseshoe Crabs that worship giant sea snakes that the Lougers say are connected to this fantastical kingdom known as "Kingdom Hearts" because something about a keyhole on the giant Sea Snake mother said to have created our world and that she's also the heart of our world and that the Aztecan Horseshoe crabs suffering made her suffer as it made the sea snakes suffer, and whatever the Uniter did, it healed everything, and I got my dreams of a Promised Island after all. But I mean not to ramble, given you have no patience for that, so, I figured that I should at least give you enough money to get out of debt. May Vishu smile on your way....."
  +
*Herve: "(As Teal left, Herve was touched by this, and for the first time of his tough-guy life, he shed a tear as Teal was leaving)..... Teal, hold up a sec. (Teal stopped and turned to look at Herve)..... In me long life of being a mercenary....... I have, never, (chokes up), never, ever, experienced any act of kindness.... Let alone..... Something like this....... Cause, as you should know... If I had double-crossed any clients, they wouldn't've given me jackshit! Heck, the nastier ones would've had me killed! But you..... You gave me money, even after I gave you a shotty performance?"
  +
*Teal: "I know most men would deem this foolish....... But it would be even more foolish to not offer someone a chance to start anew. What good would leaving you to suffer be if you'll only continue down a negative path..... I hope this would lead you down the right one."
  +
*Herve: "..... Well, this be obviously only enough to pay off me current dept. Without a means to keep a consistent income, I'll just go back to being in debt. I'm unlikely to just go back to mercenaring after my, encounter, with those misfits."
  +
*Teal: "...... Hence why I would like to re-welcome you back to my services, old friend. The pay remains as it was already in, and I'll even add a sweet bonus of making you chief enforcer of the island. Sometimes, the Promised Island's people, don't always behave themselves, and what better way to make sure they behave, with someone who's unafraid to not hold back. My reason for accepting you to begin with because, my gentle hand, needs a firm hand. Without a firm hand, there is no balance.... So..... Be my balance, Herve...."
  +
*Herve smiled, but this was a good smile.....
  +
*Herve: "...... You want a firm hand? I'll give you two firm hands. And an additional two for good measure."
  +
*Herve and Teal shook hands, then hugged like reembracing brothers.....
  +
*The Lougers see this from afar.
  +
*Gazelle: "..... I guess Teal was right. Herve never had any real evil intentions."
  +
*Icky: "Yeah, I guess. I bet his dept was really terrible if he was willing to go through that shit to begin with!"
   
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==

Latest revision as of 15:00, 4 April 2020

When rumors of a water-breathing squirrel in Bikini Bottom peak Sandy's curiosity, they discover that it isn't a Hydrocabiais immigrant as they thought. Turns out, it is actually a squirrel that lives underwater. After catching a surveying sea squirrel named Dulse and following her to a hidden underwater paradise in the Coast of Chile similar to the jungles of SpongeBob Family Vacation, only with more variety and a more prehistoric-like appearance, as Dulse, her boyfriend Bryton, her friends Fucus, Nori, and Sydney, as well as the sea squirrel leader, Queen Pacifica, reveal that they are not technically squirrels, except they are a modern evolution of past dryolestids that ran away from predatory dinosaurs by fleeing into the sea, eventually evolving into a species called 'wades', that later retreated during a period of near-extinction, and currently live in this hidden watery sanctuary called Wadelands, which as they see, is overrun by kelp because of the attack of their natural predators, the giant sea snakes from outside their entrance, and the prosperous community is now in half-poverty and the wades are doing what they can to restore it to former glory. So naturally, Sandy and the heroes offer to help despite little trust on the offer, and Sandy herself learns a technique from Dulse on how to hold her breath longer underwater through the use of their art of breath-training after she nearly drowns when defending the place from more sea snakes. However, there is a Oriental giant squirrel named Commander Teal, who wishes to bring all of the Wades to his "Promise Island" for a better home as a "Rare Animal Recoveror", in meaning to give the Wades a better life, being too determined in his "Mostly" Peaceful mission to understand certain reasons behind the Wades hiding in an "Unsanatairy location", as there are other dangers they have faced besides the ones presented. Now the heroes must rescue this species no matter the cost. However, the Lougers' personal dillemma with the wades incrises when the Sea Snakes would be reveiled to be more then over-determined hunters when the Wadelands' dark past gets reveiled.

Material

Songs/Music/Videos

TBA...

Scenes

Origin Prologue

(Sea Snake Attack)

  • The Old Queen and her daughter are seen running from the Sea Snake attack, as a large scarred up alpha intersected them!
  • Queen's daughter: "MOTHER?!"
  • A Young Counciler with a sword charged it!
  • Counciler: "DON'T WORRY YOUR HIGHNESS, HELP IS ON THE WAY-..... (Sees the Alpha Sea Snake's face, an incredabily scared up mess where half of it is nearly reveiling bone as the snake's eyes intensify it's damaged appearence, one of the eyes blinded and other other still capable of seeing. The Creature snarled at the cowerdly counciler.)....."
  • The Creature quickly noticed the queen and her daughter trying to escape, but the creature slammed her tail on the queen as the daughter was pushed out of the way!
  • Daughter: "MOTHER?!"
  • Queen: "(As she was getting coiled up)..... COUNCILER?! SAVE MY DAUGHTER?! GET HER OUT OF HERE?!"
  • The Scared Counciler grabbed the daughter and ran like a cowerdly little shit!
  • Daughter: "MOTHER?!"

This music played.

Attack_on_Titans_OST_-_Eren's_Mother_Death_Theme_(Vogel_Im_Kafig)

Attack on Titans OST - Eren's Mother Death Theme (Vogel Im Kafig)

  • During the music, the Alpha continued to coil up the queen as it was poised to finally consume!
  • Daughter: "MOOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
  • The Alpha roared as it chomped onto the Queen as in an Attack on Titan display, blood flew around everywhere!
  • Daughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (She cried in distress)
  • The Counciler still ran like a phathic dipshit, as the daughter was still looking at the direction of the Alpha, which swallowed what was left of the fallen queen whole, then proceeded to look intensely at the Daughter's direction, but not persuing, as if this is meant to be deminstraighted as a forewarning of things to come for her. The Daughter closed her eyes fearfully for abit, but when she opened them, the Alpha and the other sea snakes were gone as quickly as they arrived....

Later...

  • Councilor: (As everything was wrecked following the sea snake attack)... Is everyone accounted for? I mean... Those who are still alive?
  • Guard #1: Well, Councilor, the only ones still alive are the rest of us, but there's one not accounted for. Dulse Weeds has been inactive before and after the time of the attack.
  • Councilor:... What exactly was she in charge of?
  • Guard #1: Sentry duty.
  • Councilor:... Where is she now?
  • Dulse: (She came in) Are they gone? Well, Thank the Wade Gods, I- (All the wades looked angrily at her)... Wha... Oh... I... I guess I owe everyone an apology.... Alright, so I made a teensy mistake, I mean,  like we all haven't panicked at the first sight of trouble on sentry duty before, I mean, come on, let me have a show of hands! I mean, come on, I'm sure we can have a good laugh! Trust me!
  • Councilor:... YOU THINK LOSING A GOOD CHUNK OF OUR PEOPLE AND OUR QUEEN IS FUNNY?!
  • Dulse: "Duh, okay, poor choice of words there! I mean, look, I'll promise I'll never screw up this epicly again- WHAT?!? THE QUEEN IS DEAD?!?"
  • Councilor: Yes! Devoured by the Sea Snake Alpha, Wartorn! Now, he maintains his taste for the Wade royal family bloodline! If another Sea Snake attack is successful, poor Pafificia will be next for that insatiable beast to devour next! Had you actually DONE something, none of this would've happened!
  • Dulse: ".... Please, counciler, give me another chance and I'll redeem this mistake! Trust me on that!"
  • Counciler:..... I did trust you....... For the last time! Dulse Weeds, for abandoning your post and leading to the death of our beloved queen, you are hereby banished from the wadelands, forever! You are no longer to be trusted with royalty, let alone another wade's life! Leave! Never come back!
  • Dulse:... But... But-
  • Councilor: THAT'S AN ORDER! GET OUT! (Dulse sulked in sadness and left as a nearby wade felt sorry for the departing wade)... Fellow Wades.... Today, is another tragic day, one that I promise you, we will recover from. More then ever, we will incrise our defences and rebuild the numbers we lost. You have my promise as counciler, that never again, will we lose another royal. The Wadelands, will become safe from here on out, for future generations.
  • From a far distence, an aztec-dressed Horseshoe Crab was seen looking on from a cliff face at the city....
  • Horseshoe Crab: "...... One day, these mammels will learn from their sins onto my people and surrender what they stolen from us..... But obviously, this is not that day. (The Horseshoe Crab vanished into the shadows.)

Meeting Dulse

(Pending)

Welcome to the Wadelands

(Pending)

Meeting Queen Pacifica/Saving The Wades

Pacifica's Palace

  • Lord Shen: (They arrived at her palace, which, unlike the kelp overgrowth before, was intentionally grown to be overgrown)... Well, I can see where you're going with this.
  • Icky: So, the queen is some kind of hippie? (Gilda slapped him) OW!
  • Dulse: YOUR HIGHNESS! SOME VISITORS HAVE ARRIVED!
  • Sandy: AND IF YOU HEARD WHAT ICKY SAID AND CLEARLY TAKE OFFENSE, KNOW HE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR US AS HE IS AN IDIOT!
  • Dulse: DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!!!
  • Duke: "Missy, we have a space messiah pop star with us. We can speak out of line whenever and HOWEVER we want."
  • Dulse: "Why you little-"
  • ???: Dulse... At ease! Allow me to shed light in a way an, "idiot", as you called him, will understand. (Music played)
  • Icky:... Oh, God, PLEASE don't tell me she's stooping to singing a song from little kid stuff! I mean, that's a pretty low level to snoop to-
  • ???: THAT'S uncalled for!
  • Dulse: Allow me! (She slaps him as the music started up and the Queen was revealed in sea-style clothing)
Vanessa_Williams_-_I_See_a_Kingdom_(from_Elmo_in_Grouchland)

Vanessa Williams - I See a Kingdom (from Elmo in Grouchland)

  • Icky:... Wow, you use one Sesame Street song, and the co-producers think it's okay to break the rules like that.
  • Sparx: Hey, don't diss Vanessa Williams, she's worth it.
  • Patrick: So, you wanna rebuild this kingdom into-
  • Queen: One in tune with nature, yes. That sums it up about right.
  • Alex: "Yeah, we noticed. Although, we kinda took note that you guys are kinda living in a really dirty place, I mean, pardon me for going Melman on you-"
  • Melman: "Alex!"
  • Alex: "But you guys have NO idea how many 10 million year old bacterias could be hiding here."
  • Queen: "Well, if the outside world isn't so generally unkind to us, we could've lived somewhere cleaner."
  • Trixie: "Well given that you're squirls with alien tails, I can't find difficulty as to why."
  • Gilda bonks Trixie!
  • Trixie: "OW?!"
  • Queen: "Well, it's not entirely because of our looks. The outside world is too fascinated with anything considered rare and anichent. Typically, it's by no means a bad thing, it's just that, we wades simply want a life to ourselves. Deem this to be selfish and inconvinent to those that want to bask in our unigiteness all you want, but remember, truth is rarely sensitive to ones' personal wishes."
  • Skipper: "In English: Facts don't care about your feelings."
  • Queen: "If you want to put it in that harsher tone, then yes."
  • Icky: "Well, if you people are so camera shy, THEN WHAT IS SHE (POINTS TO DULSE) DOING WONDERING IN BIKINI BOTTOM?!"
  • ???: "Because she was SUPPOSED to be exiled?!"
  • A wade royal stiff came in.
  • Spongebob: "(Quietly) Heads up everyone, typical angry rules bystanding offictal at ten o'clock."
  • Queen: "Now, Counciler Wrect Hed, please be considerate. I'm sure they have an understandable reason for this."
  • Icky and Iago quietly snickered at the name!
  • Counciler Wrect Hed: "Well they BETTER! After what this reckless wrench did in letting sea serpents to attack our home and had your mother killed, I would like to hear a good excuse of breaking that exile?!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, we kinda followed her here just using one of the enterences."
  • Counciler Wrect Hed: "..... YOU, LEAD THEM HERE?!"
  • Dulse: "NOT KNOWINGLY?! They just sort've stalked me?!"
  • Counciler Wrect Hed: "It's bad enough that you would willingly defie your exile, NOW YOU BROUGHT STRANGERS HERE?! Them secretly following you aside, that still only worsens your exile status?!"
  • Sandy: "It's mainly our own doing sir. We gotten curious about her being a rare wade, and then we found this place."
  • Counciler Wrect Hed: "Well, now that I trust your curiosity's statisfived, I ORDER FOR YOU AND YOUR HUMAN, DINO, AND ESPEICALLY YOUR SNAKE FRIENDS, TO LEAVE THS PLACE?! OUTSIDERS ARE NOT APPRESIATED HERE?!"
  • Icky: "Okay okay, cool your millenda old tits, grouchy! We'll be splitsville from this place just as soon as we get some answers from the queen."
  • Counciler Wrect Hed: "Not "Soon", not "Later", not "Whenever", NOW?!"
  • Queen: "Counciler! (Wrect Hed looked at her).... At ease. Let me satisfy their curiosity. Once they do, they will leave with the knowledge to themselves once they understand our secluded ways. You must not be so implusive and impatient."
  • Counciler Wrect Hed: "I was only looking out for the safety of our people, your majusty. Very well, tell them what they want to know and make them swore to take the secret to their graves. As for you, Dulse.... The Chambers of Council will have a word with you afterwords. (Wrect Hed leaves)."
  • Dulse: "..... Oh thanks alot guys. I was really close of re-earning their trust by telling them about these new promised lands we can all lived in told to me by this "Teal" guy."
  • Queen: "Your intentions are well-meaning, botched by circumstances or not, but Wrect will not as easily accept them even if you were never seen by outsiders. You know the dangers will never allow a peaceful odyssey to any "Promised Land". I'm afraid this "Teal" will be disappointed to know that the wades can't accept his offer in faver of our safety. Besides, even the most promising of strangers may not nessersarly be what our people need. Wrect may've acted too aggressive, but he has his reasons. Sometimes, outsiders can't be so easily trusted. Now, let me talk to the outsiders in private."
  • Dulse sighed and left.
  • Thunderclap: "..... Anyone feeling this painful feeling in our chest?"
  • Squidward: "Yup. That's regret."

(Later...)

  • Sandy:... So... Dulse... I can tell there's something going on here.
  • Dulse: Of course. You see, we've been here for a LONG time. Since we were chased here by overly-curious humans, we had to make a decent living under the mercy of our natural predators, like in this case, those sea snakes out there.
  • Sandy:... Well, I must say, you are among the most remarkable finds I've ever seen. Despite your nickname, you don't seem to resemble us in the slightest.
  • Dulse: No. We're actually related to dryolestids of the Cretaceous Period. Our earliest well-known ancestor, Leonardus, after surviving that asteroid strike by tunneling underground, evolved away from the mercy of the dinosaurs' replacement predators, the terror birds, by escaping into the sea. As time went on, we evolved as we migrated far off into sea. This, is actually where it occurred. Chile.
  • Patrick:... Doesn't seem chilly to me.
  • Dulse:... (Giggles) You all are just funny. But no, that's the name of this country.
  • Patrick: Why name it that?
  • Dulse: (Laughs again) It's spelled differently, silly. C-H-I-L-E. Anyway, we went all across the Pacific Ocean, every island we can find, we inhabited. We flourished as a species, right up until the humans progressed, and started becoming a threat. As the result of smugglers, greedy individuals, and poachers, we had to evacuate from our natural range, and find shelter in the most isolated of areas. We chose our ancestral crib here in the Coast of Chile. Sure there were a few snags, but we pulled through, and built the Wadelands. Our queen, before Pacififca, protected us well... However... Then came her death.
  • Sandy:... Wrect said it was your fault.
  • Dulse: Yes, but it was only an accident. But APPARENTLY, Wrect doesn't know what that word is. I panicked when those sea snakes came while I was on sentry duty, and, thanks to me being afraid of death, I inadvertingly allowed them to consume Pacifica's mother. Thus, Wrect had me exiled from the Wadelands as punishment. But... But there's still much for me to enjoy there. Wrect has an adopted son named Bryton. We've known each other since we were children, and by the time I was exiled, we started falling in love. But, Wrect, is not very approving as he saw me as a bad influence on him.
  • Icky: Geez, what a d***!
  • Dulse: I know!
  • Thunderclap: "Well, ya DID ended up allowing a beloved leader to get eaten, so, it's not an entirely irrational move, accsident or not-"
  • Thunderclap had his beak grabbed by Trixie's magic forming a hand.
  • Trixie: "True as that is, we owe it to her to at least side with her."
  • Thunderclap: "(Muffled) Yes Miss Trixie."
  • Dulse: I can't live without Bryton. We were meant for each other. We got together fairly well. Heck, even with this mysterious fear of the snakes, we pulled through as if we were the only ones brave enough to fight against them.
  • Sandy: Well, those sea snakes sure are menacing.
  • Dulse:... Speaking of which, I noticed you drowning when at their mercy.
  • Sandy: Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not semi-aquatic like you. I can barely handle myself when I don't have any air support.
  • Dulse: Those sea snakes are VERY reckless when it comes to hunting their prey. They don't show any care as long as they eat. But trust me, if you're going to fight them, they'll do FAR worse than nearly suffocating you. That's why... You might need some help as our technical role model.
  • Sandy: Role model?
  • Dulse: Yes. People seem to look to you in particular for hope. They admire your bravery, even against those snakes. Trust me, those snakes you encountered are not the worst. They are only part of a far greater, deadlier pack. And are subservent to a far, worse one. Their leader Wartorn is FAR more dangerous, and some of them are of some kind of magic origin as they can often have powers. With that, you NEED to learn to fight even without air support. Those snakes can learn to be smart enough to take advantage of that.
  • Sandy: Are you serious? That seems impossible. Fighting without air support wastes a lot of your breath, and increases the risk of drowning.
  • Dulse:... Sandy, if there's one thing our species and/or people have mastered, it's the art of breath training.
  • Sandy:... I didn't even know there was such a thing as that.
  • Dulse: Oh, there is, but it's hardly touched upon, even in scuba diving and all that. Even humans hardly understand it, especially since they share a kind of coexistence with animals here. If done right, someone can hold their breath for over 5 minutes.
  • Sandy:... Really? Is that possible?
  • Dulse: Anything is possible, even if it doesn't seem physically so. After all, Queen Pacifica's mother taught many creatures in Chile how to do it when we were lonely in isolation.
  • Sandy:... Well... I don't know, it sounds a little... Unorthodox.
  • Dulse: Trust me, we have done it. If you're going to help save us from those serpents, you'll need all the help you can get.

(Later...)

  • Sandy: (In her swimsuit in the waters of the Amazon as Dulse was watching)... I don't feel comfortable with this.
  • Dulse: Look, those snakes are gonna learn from their mistakes when trying to hunt you, even if they seem like they don't have a learning intelligence. I don't seem to understand it, but it's there. Now, let's check your current breath record.
  • Sandy:... If you say so. (She holds her breath and dives as Dulse began the stopwatch)...

French Narrator: 1 minute later...

  • Sandy: (Her head started getting red from air deprivation and she went back up gasping for air)
  • Dulse: Hmm, 1 minute and 2 seconds. It looked like you would've popped in 3 more seconds.
  • Sandy: This is insane! I doubt you can do this! No non-aquatic can hold their breath underwater THAT long.
  • Dulse: Of course not! Not if you don't adapt. Humans in the Asian Pacific Coast have been known to do it when hunting fish, and they have even developed their eyes to see clearly. I mean, you ever hear of the Ama of Japan?
  • Sandy: Well, yeah, but I haven't interacted much with them.
  • Dulse: Doesn't matter. Point is, it can still be possible for you!
  • Sandy: How?
  • Dulse: Well, Rome wasn't built in a day! It's normally not a quick process. But we've learned to teach in a quicker pace. It starts with 5 deep breaths. (She does so)... Somehow, that seems to expand your lung capacity. Lungs are essentially like balloons. If you turn a few knobs, you can manipulate your own breath extension, and become somewhat able to hold your breath for a longer time. Give it a try.
  • Sandy:... Are you sure that's scientifically accurate?
  • Dulse: I have NO idea, but it's true. Now just do it!
  • Sandy: Alrighty! (She took 5 deep breaths, then dived underwater again as Dulse got the stopwatch ready again)...

French Narrator: 2 1/2 minutes later...

  • Sandy: (She got up again gasping)... Holy cow, it actually works!
  • Dulse: 2 minutes and 33 seconds. A new record.
  • Sandy: And you have a way to extend that to 5 minutes?
  • Dulse: Well, we didn't say it was quick for US, either. Humans adapt to it by a few years or so. We can teach in a matter of a week or so.
  • Sandy:... I suppose that's pretty impressive.
  • Dulse: I can tell you need some time to unwind. Get dressed and meet up with your friends and we'll try again tomorrow.
  • The Heroes walked off as Wrect Hed was seen viewing them from afar.
  • Wrect Hed: "Hmmmmm..... Even if they got here without her knowledge, I can tell that they're gonna end up making her bad enfluence worse. No matter.... Those snakes will finish them off soon enough."

Commander Teal

(Pending)

Bryton Leaves Wrect/Fighting The Sea Snakes

Bryton's Room

  • Bryton: (He enters, and sees Dulse waiting)... (Gasps) Dulse! Sweetie! What... What are you doing here?
  • Dulse: Well, I gotta say, progress with helping our new visitors is running smooth. I taught the squirrel how to hold her breath for a longer time since she said she's been endangered by drowning many times, and I especially taught them how to help other wades fend off the sea snakes. I don't know why, but... I feel they're here for more than just a coincidence. I think they mean to help us!
  • Bryton:... You... You are a great help to us and yourself, Dulse. And if dad can't see that, then he can- (Wrect Hed kicked down the door)
  • Wrect Hed: I KNEW IT! I KNEW you were disobeying me!
  • Bryton: DAD! I... I can explain!
  • Wrect Hed: You're DONE explaining! You deliberately disobeyed me! This, EXILE, is a bad influence! She is a joke as a guardian, who thinks she has ANY ability to be trusted by the royal family, when she has betrayed it all by costing us our previous noble queen!
  • Bryton: Dad, she's not a bad influence! She is a sweet, kind, and sorrowful person, and I-
  • Wrect Hed: I've heard enough! You are NOT to see her again! And I am going to make sure of that! (He throws him out of the room)
  • Dulse: BRY! (Wrect grabbed her and threw her onto the ground)
  • Wrect Hed: This is your final warning, exile! You stay away from my son! You, are, an, exile! If I ever catch you on royal property again, you WILL be sorry! Now go!
  • Dulse: Hey, wait, YOU CAN'T- (Guards held her down)
  • Wrect Hed:... (Walks up to her) If you ever come near my son again... I will personally FEED YOU TO WARTORN MYSELF IF IT COMES TO IT?!... You're dismissed! (The guards dragged her away)... Hmmph! I swear, rebels are a bad influence! I- (He faced his angry son as this music played)
08_Goodbye_-_Cars

08 Goodbye - Cars


  • Wrect Hed: Bryton! I thought I told you to-
  • Bryton: SHUT, UP! (He was shocked at those words)... This, is the final straw! (He gets his belongings and puts them in a suitcase)... I'm leaving to live with Dulse!
  • Wrect Hed: WHAT?!?
  • Bryton: You heard me! I thought for once you'd change and see we were meant for each other! But instead, you learned nothing. I REFUSE to stand by and watch you talk to my girlfriend like that!
  • Wrect Hed: It was best for everyone, son!
  • Bryton: Best for everyone? Or best for you?
  • Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THIS RETARDED BITCH, ALLOWED A SEA SNAKE EAT THE QUEEN'S MOTHER?!"
  • Bryton: Good GRIEF?! Is the concept of a honest mistake foreign to you?! You're not even my real father! I'd rather be with someone who actually cares for me, instead of some sociopathic, insensitive, unreasonable jerk who tells me who I can or can't date! But then again, I wouldn't expect YOU to understand. I don't care what Dulse did, I know the full story! And if you can't be patient enough to listen to the TRUE story by now, then, your name justifys your, WRETCHED BEHAVIOR?! I have the right to be with Dulse, and you are a disgrace to the Council for saying she's a bad influence on me! If you can't listen to her, then why bother? You're not my father anymore! (He left, leaving Wrect stunned silent)
  • Wrect Hed:... FINE! Leave! Throw your life away! See if I care! I don't need you! Children just complicate my goals. I didn't even wanted a child anyway! IF ONLY YOU HAD DIED WITH YOUR PARENTS, THEN THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE A THING?! (Bryton was stunned by those words, and sobbed to himself as he left)... I swear, if it wasn't for our people's numbers, I wouldn't've even BOTHERED having children! Adoption or otherwise!

Herve's True Colors

  • Teal: Herve, I have some good news for once, I convinced the queen to consider having a talk with me about the promised island, we are finally making progress, and- (Gets surprised by seeing a surprised Herve and some goons were seen making Wades get placed in cages) What in Visnu's drawers?!... Herve, what is the meaning of this?! Why are the Wades being forced into cages? I am still negotiating with the Queen to consider moving on their own terms!
  • Herve:... (Gets serious).... You don't get it, do you? I decided to start playing by me own rules! It was fun working with you while it lasted, but it's about time I started calling the shots!
  • Teal: Herve, what do you mean by that?
  • Herve: Well, to put it straightforward, there's this human wackjob who made a $50 million prize to anyone who can find a wade, alive and well. With money like that, I can be supported for life! Sure human and animal money are hard to cash in, but details smetails, it don't matter. I hoped you'd help me get that. But after you started going soft like a dumbass animal enthusiast hippie, I had to take matters in my own hands!
  • Teal:... You're.... You're a mercenary, are you?
  • Herve: Bingo, guilty as charged! I've been so close for so long, I'm not going to let it all be ruined by a bunch of misfit hoggers!
  • Teal: Herve, I will have to non-violently protest to this and demand you reconsider your actions this minute, or Visnu will not smile your way- (He stung him) AAAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHH!! (The pain went all over his body)
  • Herve: Sorry Teal, but you brought that to yourself. You mess with the paper wasp, you get the sting! (He buzzes over to the captured wades) You see, I have been a gravely underused mercenary for some great amounts of time before I came to work for you. Nobody wanted a bug to be a mercenary. A classic case of animal supremacy. What a joke! Guys like yours truly can sting the life out of you before you even knew he was there! But NOOOOO, people HATE bugs, so what good can come from them!? BAH! You people don't know ANYTHING! Well, now, you see what my kind can REALLY do, even if we're exiled from our own hive for the crime of unauthorized honey smuggling! You had to do what you could to support a family, but that hierarch bullpockey made them blind to that! I became one of the most respected mercenaries and made hundreds every day..... Until my unfortunate setback with bloody Le Boom happen..... Then, alongside the arrival of better mercenaries, I fell out of grace with any who are interested in mercenary aide. With them around with their fancy skill, nobody wanted someone like me as a merc anymore. I was starving and needing money. I have a MASSIVE debt, AND a lot of financial dilemma s***! I owe a lot of people more than I'm worth! This is my only chance to get the money I need to bring back the wonder in my life, and if I'm lucky, I may just be put back in the spotlight again. I was COUNTING on you, Teal, to keep your word of bringing these wades to the world! To give them the acknowledgment and the protection they desperately need, even if they deny it!
  • Teal: "But I am aiming to bring them to the world!"
  • Herve: "That's only half true! You're more like trying to bring them to a private island for them and other endangered creatures to live in harmony and away from poachers?! I mean, it's an admirable goal mate, but it still leaves the humans the denial of the knowledge of the Wades' existence?!"
  • Teal: "Hence why, I needed to convince the queen that I have no intention of ever showing them to the Humans!"
  • Herve: "AND THAT'S THE BLOODY PROBLEM?! You see the Wades, you just want to keep them to yourself and your "Promised Island". I see them, and there's an untabbed market for creatures apart of an extinct mammal family ready to be tabbed by science and interest!"
  • Teal: "Herve, please, the queen made it specifically clear that the Wades currently can't trust humans to mind their manners."
  • Herve: "THAT QUEEN IS CLEARLY A DELUDED TYRANT WHO'S LETTING HER PEOPLE GET SLOWLY EATEN BY GIANT MUTANT SNAKES?! EVEN AFTER HER DAMN MOTHER GOT EATEN BY THEM?! Any WISE leader would be like "Fuck this place, I rather take me chances with Humans that phrase my existence then something that just wants to eat me?!" I am doing these miserable creatures a favor and getting them out of this unsanitary snake buffet?!"
  • Teal: "I, can't garrentie humans would be any less inconsiderate to them then predatory serpents."
  • Herve: Hey, at least humans don't EAT rodents! Humans are simply NOT the same as they were hundreds of years ago! They protect many endangered species around the world! They would do what MUST be done if they learn about this species. But no, you agree to their illogical ways of seclusion, and you betrayed me!
  • Teal: "I didn't ENTIRELY submitted to their beliefs, and I had NOT betrayed you! I just needed to coherse them to forsake this silly aim to staying in a clearly unclean and dangerious area. I only acted like I conceded to earn the Queen's trust. I was only avoiding being pushy about the subject! And where did you came to the impression that I had forsaken you? I never do that to anyone! Did you came to this conclusion because I couldn't coherse the queen in a simple go? A mind like hers doesn't change as easily as a snap of the fingers! Give me a chance, I'll advertised the Promised Island's seclusion and unchartedness from humanity and eventually she'll budge!"
  • Herve: "..... That's the thing, mate. I'm at a position where I litterally can't AFFORD an "Eventually"! I tried it you way, and it's not gonna be quick enough to keep me out of poverty! So, sorry to bust your dreams, but I have to be a bug who looks out for himself now! So, nothing personal, but the wades are fair game now!"
  • Teal: "Ughhh, be warned that Visnu will not smile in your direction."
  • Herve: Like I said... Nothing personal, I just don't think you're tough enough for me. But what did I really expected from someone borned in India? YOU WORSHIP BLOODY COWS AND MULTI-LIMBED ANTHRO ELEPHANTS, FOR GLORIES SAKE?! If it's any consolation mate, I actually have respect for what you're trying to do, Teal. I just can't afford to work for tree-huggers, or at least, people like you who are afraid to hurt someone's feelings! Oh, one more thing before I'm out. Hope you don't mind, but I'm gonna commandeer your boat for awhile. And don't worry, the venom wears off eventually, so you can be able to escape those sea snakes! They're very likely to not take the absence of their favorite food, all that well, and will target anything that even only LOOKS abit like them! Best wishes, mate! (He left with the wades.)
  • Teal: "........ I really should start making it a priority to understand people's priorities before hiring them."

Stomping Out Herve's Plans

  • Herve: (He had Wades loaded onto Teal's Private Navy Boat as Dulse and Bryton were still in pain due to the sting venom as he loaded them in). Bitch and moan all you want, dollies. Cause soon enough, once I find a nice private animal collecter for ya, you won't have ol' Herve to kick around anymore!
  • Teal: Herve, please cease and desist! (The heroes arrived)
  • Herve: UGGGGH, YOU COULDN'T JUST LEAVE THIS WELL ENOUGH ALONE, CAN YA?!
  • Mantis: And why shouldn't we? What you're doing is-
  • Herve: OH SAVE ME THE MORAL HIGH-GROUNDISUM? YOUR WADE FRIENDS LACK PRAGMATISM! THEY CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE NOT COMPLETE HUNTERS ANYMORE! SECLUDING THEMSELVES TO A CLEARLY DIRTY AND UNSAFE AREA DOES NOT ADD UP! THE HUMANS HAVE PROTECTED MANY SPECIES IN THE WORLD SINCE THEY BECAME FULLY-SENTIENT! THEY CARE FOR ALL LIFE, AND THE ONES WHO UTTERLY SQUANDER IT FOR GREED, ARE ONLY DEVIANTS!
  • Gilda: "Look, it's cool you don't have a problem with humans! And yeah, maybe the Wades shouldn't automaticly be such pussies around them! But it's NOT gonna help to force the issue onto them! That's only gonna make them even MORE Fluttershy-Eqsed around humans!"
  • Herve: "Hey, Teal's way wouldn't've changed their minds anyway quicker! This way, once they see how kind their new owner is, they'll realise that their queen and the counciler are bloody idiots and enjoy a nice, safer, and cleaner lives!"
  • Icky: "AND HOW, IS SELLING THEM TO THE HIGHEST RICH ANIMAL COLLECTER, WHICH YOU CAN'T PREDICT WHETHER THEY'D BE GOOD TO THEM OR NOT, BY THE WAY, ANY BETTER THEN HOW TEALLY WAS DOING IT?!"
  • Herve: Oy, at least be glad I ain't a bloody poucher?! I never said I was perfect! Sometimes for the animals' best interests, you have to be forceful and have to accept the root of all evil for the greater bloodly good! Why else do you think ZOOS exist, mates?! And FYI, not all Animal Collectors are automaticly bad folks! MOST WILL ENSURE THEY ARE ALL PROTECTED! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THEY'D LIKE OUT THERE! HOW MANY OF THOSE RATS ARE ACTUALLY BORED OF HIDING IN THE SHADOWS?!?
  • Captured Wade: "Admitingly, just walking around in there and waiting for the next Sea Snake attack is, kinda boring."
  • Herve: SEE?! THAT GUY GETS IT?! THEY'RE ALL JUST COOPED UP IN THAT MESSY UNSANITARY PRISON THEY CALL HOME, HELPED LITTLE BY THEIR CONTINUIOUS FREAKY MUTANT TORMENTING SNAKE MONSTERS, AND GIVEN WHAT TEAL'S RESEARCHER DISCOVERED NOW IN MY POSSESSION, IT ONLY GIVES ME FURTHER INCENTIVE TO HAUL THEM OUT OF HERE?! HOW MANY OTHER WADES OUT THERE SUFFERED WHAT THEY SUFFERED?!? WHAT'S THE POINT OF HIDING WHEN FEAR LEADS TO HATE, THEN ANGER, THEN SUFFERING?!?
  • Captured Wade 2: "Well when he puts it like that, then yeah, FUCK THE WADELANDS?!"
  • Wrect Hed: "CAN WE NOT AGREE WITH OUR KIDNAPPER?!"
  • Herve: Ya see? The very wades your trying to save DON'T WANT TO BE SAVE?!
  • Captured Wade 3: "We're actselly more conflicted at best, because, yeah, the Wadelands suck, but, it's still hard to say that the humans would nessersarly be any better then they were back then. Even if the bad ones are just the exceptions, they still exist, and, well, maybe we should wait until Humans are even better then what you said to show ourselves."
  • Herve: I figured you say that. Well, you'll all be singing a different tune when I bring the truth out!
  • Shifu: "If any presheved truth is going to be reveiled, it should be reveiled the right way!"
  • Herve: I'm gonna be the one telling them everything, and you'd be wise to mind your own beeswax! Once I take this boat to the nearest human island resort, and they see the wades, history will be in the making, and I'll be there to claim responsibility!
  • Teal: Herve, please, this not at all what I had intended!
  • Herve: OH, CLAM UP, YOU BLIND ASSHOLE!
  • SpongeBob: (Gasps) Rude!
  • Herve: Go f*** yourself, Cheesehead! I am doing this race a favor! They can't stay cooped in the shadows forever with no support, and hell, even they actselly agree with me! What you're doing is INCREDIBLY ILLOGICAL!
  • Trixie: "And selling them to become noblemen pets, is logical?"
  • Herve: I ALREADY SAID I AIN'T PERFECT?! Besides, I DESERVE THIS MONEY FOR DOING WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE RIGHT!
  • Spyro: "I'm afraid what you consider to be right may not be as universeal as you wish it to be."
  • Herve:...... Go ahead and criticised me all you want. As a merc, I was never in it to make friends anyway. THE WADES, ARE GOING BACK OUT TO SEA, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!
  • Icky: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU FUTURE RAID TARGET?!"
  • The Heroes pounced onto Herve as he and his goons began to fight as it lead right into the boat!
  • Herve: (As the heroes struggled to fight him as his stinger proved formidable in battle) HAH! Your penguin friends can't stand up to hornets, what makes you think YOU can stand up to ME?!? Even if I am an only wasp, I have skills that make me a nightmare for people like you!
  • Sandy: We all know how this ends, Herve! You must understand that the Wades are not ready. We agree that hiding is illogical, but rushing them into it isn't nessersarly any better! They MUST take baby steps!
  • Herve: THEY SHOULD'VE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO! IF THEY DON'T DO IT NOW, THEY NEVER WILL! THESE WADES ARE GOING TO THE HUMANS, AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU STOP ME!
  • SpongeBob: You're only helping them to help yourself!
  • Herve: HEY, I HAVE NEVER SUGGESTED TO BE PERFECT?! AND I SAID THAT SOMETIMES TO GET SOMETHING DONE, YA NEED SOME NESSERSARY EVIL!? I GET MY MONEY, THE HUMANS GET THE KNOWLEDGE THEY HAVEN'T HAD FOR CENTURIES, AND THE WADES ARE PROTECTED! EVERYBODY WINS! END OF STORY!
  • Kowalski: And we understand that statement perfectly, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WADES DON'T TRUST THEM FOR THE MOMENT! IF YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR ALLIES, IT LEADS TO MISTAKES, AND THEREFORE CONFLICT, AND A LOT OF OTHER RISKS! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS BRINGING THEM IN TOO SOON!
  • Herve: If they introduce THEMSELVES, then what about those who also want the bounty I WANT?!? You take this away from me, you take away ALL THAT I HAVE!!! YOU CALL YOURSELVES HEROES?!? YOU'RE DESTROYING ME!!!
  • Icky: "Look, it's nothing against ya man, but if the Wades don't want to get near humans, THEN DON'T MAKE THEM?!"
  • Herve: PAH?! Typical?! ALL YOU CARE FOR IS YOUR PHATHIC MORAL HIGHGROUNDISUM AND RESPECTING ILL-PLACED FEELINGS?! YOU DO THAT, THEN ANY HOPE OF THIS DISCOVERY BEING KNOWN IN THIS LIFETIME IS FOREVER LOST?! I AIN'T GONNA HAVE IT!! My apologies to your love ones, BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA BE HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT?! (He continues fighting them, until he accidentally causes himself to fall straight into the water, where he panics and seemingly drowns)
  • Sandy:... Well... Crap! Another villain who accidentally kills himself. But at least we kept him from causing troubl-
  • Herve epicly leaps back out in slow motion!
  • Icky: "(Slow Motion) OHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT?!"
  • Herve resumed fighting the heroes?!
  • Herve: THAT, DOES IT! NO MORE MISTER NICE HERVE!!! (He started stinging multiple heroes as they staggered in pain from the venom, and took out Merlin and Gazelle before they could act, yet Gazelle was using her powers to fight off the pain.).... TIME TO SHOVE OFF, BOYS?! (The Navy Boat began to set sail, and away from the island)..... YOU HEROES MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR HYPOCRISY! But now, time for these rats to go on vacation! AND THEY'LL HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES!
  • Sandy: "(Pounces onto Herve and grabs his neck) I THINK YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME AND THEIR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS?!"
  • Herve: "OY?! GET OFF OF ME, YOU REPUBLICAN TEXEN STATE WHITE TRASH?!"
  • Sandy: "I'M POLITICALLY NEUTROL!?"
  • Herve and Sandy started to wreasle this out as the Goons try to help!
  • Spongebob: "GO SANDY?!"
  • Patrick: "YAY, KICK HIS BUBBLE BUG BUTT?!"
  • Herve: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"
  • Patrick: "Hey, you're the one who's sensitive here!"
  • Herve: I'M A F*****G WASP, WHAT PART OF ME IS F*****G FAT?!?
  • Patrick: Your rear?
  • Herve: "... UURAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!! I'VE COME TOO FAR TO GET MY LIFE BACK! (He stung Sandy as she yelled in pain from the venom, freeing himself and smacked Sandy off as he grabbed to Patrick!) NOW YOUR GONNA GET YOURS, TUBBY!"
  • Record scracthed!
  • Patrick: "..... (Gets sad) Tubby?"
  • Herve: "Pffth. Now look who's the bloodly sensitive one-"
  • Patrick growled menacingly that caughts Herve off guard!
  • Patrick: "NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY?! (He punches Herve in the eye, cracking it!)
  • Herve: DAAAAAAOW?! (Let's Patrick go!) ME EYE! I THINK YOU JUST CRACKED ME EYE?! OH THERE GOES ME DEPTH PERCEPTION?!
  • Gazelle fully healed from the venomous injection with the Uniter Blade and gets back into fighting condition.
  • Herve: "Aw?! Blimey?! And all this trouble for a bunch of prehistoric mammels?! I'll hand ya this, you're a dedicated sort, but I am not one to back off- (Gazelle grabs him by the stinger) HUH?! BUT I STUNG YOU?!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh please. I wouldn't be a very good Uniter if I let a stupid bug sting get me down. And speaking of stingers, your misuse for your self-entitlement, greed, and poor sense of helping shows that you're not worthy of nature's gift to you?!"
  • Herve: "..... Oh s***, you're not gonna do what I think your gonna-"
  • Gazelle, with little effort, pulls out Herve's stinger and venom glands as bug goo splattered and began to ooze out from Herve's bug butt!
  • Herve: "(In too much pain to scream).... Ahh..... Ahhhhh...... Ahhhhh. (Falls down defeated to the surprise of the goons.)"
  • Gazelle tosses the deattached Stinger and Venom gland up in the air, points the Uniter Blade in that direction, fires a ray, and blows up the stinger and venom, redusing it into nothing......
  • The Goons were shocked by Gazelle's power.
  • Teal came in.
  • Teal: "Gentlemen, unless you wanna avoid being like THIS, (points to Herve), I advise an unconditional surrender."
  • Silence.....
  • The Goons: "...... (Rising their hands up) WE SURRENDER?!"
  • Teal: "This is perhaps the wisest thing you sort have done all day."
  • Herve:...... (Cackles) You morons are DUMBER than I ever thought possible if you think THAT will stop me! My stinger will grow back in time! Even if I DON'T have a venom gland no more, I STILL have the owie advantage! So this is your last chance to show some mercy and let me get my life back, or let yourself be pained for the fact that you cost me my ONE chance to pay an insufferable debt! If you destroy my plans, you destroy my life! I WILL have rev- (Gazelle aims the Uniter blade at Herve's thorax where a new stinger will grow)........ This is what you get for talking a big game, Herve-
  • Gazelle blasts off the part of Herve's throax's that would allow stringer reproduction, destroying Herve's ability to sting for good!
  • Herve's voice was heard screaming from miles!
  • Herve: "YOU F*****G MAIMING PSYCHOPATH!!!"
  • Gazelle: You wish to have me take more than that?
  • Herve: OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN?! WHAT IS A WASP WITHOUT A STING?! SHOWS ME FOR GETTING COCKY?! I GIVE, I GIVE?! YOU SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ME LIFE AND DOOMED ME TO DEPT?! HAPPY?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... The intention was not to doom you to a life of misery. It was to stop you from dooming the Wades into a life they would ultamately won't want should you pick the wrong collecter to care for them because of your ill-faith in them being better off paraded by a race they don't feel safe around. That being said, I feel sympathic for your personal woes and hope you managed it in some other way."
  • Herve: "HOW?! YOU DESTROYED AND CRIPPLED MY BEST ASSESTS?! YOU NUTURED ME AS A WASP MERC, LADY?! WHAT GOOD IS THAT WITHOUT A STINGER OR VENOM?! I WAS ALREADY IN A BAD BIND WHEN NEW AND STRONGER MERCS STARTED TO COME INTO THE SCENE, LET ALONE MY BOTCHED ATTEMPT AFTER LE BOOM?! NOW, NO ONE'S EVER GONNA CONSIDER ME AGAIN?!"
  • Teal: "..... You still have me, Herve. Mend for your mistakes and I'll offer you a periment job here with me in my Promised Island. I will have that dept fixed in the flash."
  • Herve: "OH GO SCREW YOURSELF, YOU PANSY ARSE- (Mantis kicks him in the face and knocks Herve out)! DOY!? Ooooooy. (Gets unconjustus!)....."
  • Teal sighed depressively.

The Truth of the Sea Snakes Revealed

  • Herve and goons were seen tied up in an extremely goofy fashion as Teal stood depressed over the situation.....
  • Teal: "...... Now I'll never have my dreams of a promised island become a reality."
  • Wrect Hed: "Well tough luck, miserable outsider?! Now we may as well go back home to the Wadelands?!"
  • ???: "Actually....."
  • A personal researcher of Teal came in.
  • Teal's researcher: "I'm afraid that's not possible. There's a reason why those Sea Snakes kept attacking."
  • Wrect Hed: "Well duh! Because they want to eat us?!"
  • Teal's Researcher: "It actually has nothing to do with basic predatory instincts. These Sea Snakes are not average sea snakes. They are a living, breathing, surviving relic of the ocean's Aztec's times, and a sort of, direct ancestor of modern sea snakes. Basicly, a snake Terragoid, if you will. Have you noticed that they're not like average sea snakes? Wartorn being so gored up, Dueler having two heads, Glut-Mountain being so fat, DerpEyes being so mental, The Twins co-operative coordination, Lockjaw's sucking abilities, Fire Fatale's ability to ignite herself, Longate's extremely long wall-like body, among others, don't you see?! The Wadelands didn't always belonged to the wades..... We discovered remains of what look liked an Ancient Aztec Horseshoe Crap civilization that worshiped Wartorn's snake pack as serpent gods?! But the ancestral wades attacked the Horseshoeztecs out, and the Shaman has cursed the intruders to forever be preyed apawn by the Sea Snakes until they agree to surrender the land back to the Horseshoeztecs!"
  • The Wades gasped!
  • Wrect Hed looked nervous!
  • Wrect Hed: "..... Tha, that, That's preposterous?! Those things are still after us even when the land was emptied of us by you outsiders!"
  • Teal's Researcher: "The leaving of the land has to be WILLFUL. Being forced doesn't count. Think about it. Why else does Wartorn has a particular taste for the royal bloodline?! Because the royal bloodline chased the Horseshoeztecs out of their rightful home and brought this to themselves! Wartorn and his pack will never stop until you either surrender the land back, or get wiped out."
  • Wrect Hed: "WHA, WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!"
  • Teal's Reshreacher: "You should know, (Brings out Wrect's diary) Because YOU know from it from the previous ancestry of the royal family because your ancestors were trusted with this secret!"
  • Pacifica was surprised....
  • Pacifica: "...... Wrect..... Is this, true? Are the founding of the Wadelands, based on a lie?"
  • Wrect Hed: You don't understand!
  • Pacifica: Oh, I understand alright! You took the worshippers' homes from them and angered their creatures of worship! And worst, you made my entire dream of being one with nature, MOOT! HOW COULD YOU?!?
  • Wrect Hed: Okay, okay, you wanna know the truth? FINE! You even know what it was like for us wades BEFORE we arrived here? The humans' curiosity and their act of hunting us for game, was endangering us to where we had to return to our evolutionary birthplace! Our ancestral crib! Here, in Chile! But when we found it infested with these predator-worshiping over-sized crustaceans-
  • Kowalski: "Actually, Horseshoe Crabs are more related to the spider family then-"
  • Wrect Hed: IRRELEVANT?! It was still infested by worshippers of creatures that were far stronger than the sea snakes of the ocean that preyed upon us, we had no choice! We had to make a choice: It was either booting out the worthless snake lovers that do nothing but praise the name of monsters that swallow us and cope with their curse of the creatures attacking us, or go back to suffer from the humans that hunt for MORE than just food: greed, money, sport, and a variety of deplorable means! If I had to make a choice that meant we lose fewer members, then I HAD to choose the former! Humans were ALWAYS relentless with the way they treat creatures like us! We COULDN'T fight them! We had to take back the land that was stolen from US BY them!
  • Teel's Researcher: "Actually, the so-called "Wadelands" had no prior Wade influence."
  • Wrect Hed: IT WAS BACK WHEN OUR ANCESTORS WERE DUMB PRIMITIVE LEONARDUS!! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS ARE YOU?!?
  • Teal's Researcher: Hmmph! Well I never. It still doesn't mean that Wades were ever apart of those lands.
  • Wrect Head: BAHHH!? Point is, It WAS our home when we were evolving since the Cretaceous Period! With life being a danger to us, we had to take this land! You KNOW what they say: The need to the many outweigh the needs of the few! If the snake lovers can't adapt, that's their problem!
  • Pacifica:... You're even MORE xenophobic and speciesist than I ever imagined!
  • Wrect Hed: "I AM ONLY FOLLOWING YOUR ANCESTRY'S ORDERS, TAKEN TO MINE AS WELL?!"
  • Sandy: Councilor, forced relocation is NOT the way to solve your problems! You could've coexisted with them!
  • Wrect Hed: CO-EXIST-..... (Laughs) Do you even hear yourself, lady? THEY, WORSHIP, SNAKES! Ergo, THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT ANYTHING THE SNAKES DEEM FOOD?! They'd have us as sacrifices for their 'gods' before we could even say a word, and given the time period when that occurred, THAT'S SAYING A LOT!!! We were in danger, and those selfish crabby jerks are like 'You disrespect our gods, you deserve to croak!', AND THAT'S THEIR NORM EVEN IF WE DIDN'T COMMIT BLASPHEMY!!! It made me SICK! We KNEW the ancient type, and coexistence, was simply not possible! Believe me, our ancestors TRIED! What was left of them ended up in a boney graveyard. With them proving they couldn't comprehend the idea and destroy us, we had to kick them out!
  • Sandy: Just like cultures being destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.
  • Wrect Hed: Don't you DARE gimme that ethicist s***, you brainless rat! We did what we had to do! Count them lucky they're still alive! But it's not my problem what happens to them. They deserve what they get.
  • Gazelle: You are absolutely atrocious! You think just because they did harm to you in the past, they'll do the same now?
  • Wrect Hed: They're essentially like Tusken Raiders now! They STILL kill us to this day!
  • Duke: Maybe it's because YOU KICKED THEM OUTTA THEIR HOME, STUPID!
  • Wrect Hed: Hey, they committed murder to our people, killing half of how much humans would've reaped on us. They were menaces, that just needed to take their business elsewhere!
  • Gazelle:... What the hell is wrong with you? You're not thinking about this right! These people have not done any intentional harm to you! They didn't know any better back then!
  • Wrect Hed: That's no excuse, we knew sea animals that knew FAR better than them back then! In our culture back then, a country's rulers were to be held accountable for the actions of their people, and as such we passed judgment on them for their actions! I don't care how much you try to defend them, they were not giving us the aid we deserved. We couldn't go anywhere else with the humans progressing. This was the only place we could go, and the natives were being unhelpful and primitively endangering to us! When you're of an endangered species, you have to take risks and sacrifice others for the greater good. How would YOU like it if you were under threat of extinction, were chased to a single land and couldn't get out, and the natives of that land were senselessly killing your people? Your friends? Your FAMILIES!!! WOULD YOU NOT RESPOND WITH ALL-OUT FORCE?!?
  • Icky: "Buddy..... Let's remember that impourent detail that they are called "Horseshoeztecs".... THEY'RE AZTEC HORSESHOE CRABS?! Obviously their morality is different from ours because of their sacrifice culture?! That doesn't make them evil or savage! It only means they believe in a religion that, yes, it is no longer compatible with modern society or the time of your boot-out, but they were still entitled to their beliefs?! And that curse shit? Well, the wades are the one who gave them reason to do that, now are they?!"
  • Wrect Hed: "You people are not seeing the point?!"
  • Dulse: "YOU'RE THE BLIND ONE, WRECT?! I think it's obvious that the only way to get the Sea Snakes, or, whatever they actually are, to stop, is to give the Horseshoeztecs their land back! That way, the curse will end and Wartorn's pack stops attacking us?!"
  • Wrect Hed: "THEN WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO GO SHOULD WE DO THAT?!"
  • Dulse: "..... Well, there's still, Teel's island?"
  • Wrect Hed: "....... THE ISLAND?! BE OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE HUMANS CAN FIND US?!"
  • Dulse: "Hey, Teel has said that it's a private island and it's not even charted in human maps! It's more perfect of a home then you think!"
  • Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT HUMAN CURIOSITY, EXILE?!"
  • Teel: "..... Sir, I have agents that'll work hard to dispel any such curiosity and steer them away from my Promised Island. You have a commander of the Indian Navy's honor!"
  • Wrect Hed: "AND HOW, DO WE KNOW, THEY AIN'T TRAITORS LIKE THE BUG?!"
  • Teel: "Herve was..... A mere misstep. I promise you, I will thoroughly check all of my followers and see where their loyalty lies."
  • Wrect Hed: "NOT WORTH IT?! (BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD AND SLASHES AT TEEL'S ARM, WOUNDING HIM?!)"
  • Teel: "GGGGAAAAAA! VISHU HELP US?! (Covers his wound?!)"
  • The Wades all panic!
  • Wrect Hed: "ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE?! NOW, WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE WADELANDS AND STAYING THERE?! NO STUPID SNAKES ARE GONNA FORCE US OUT OF OUR ANCESTRAL HOME?! NOT EVEN THAT UGLY WARTORN?! THAT UGLY SON OF A BITCH COULD BE RIGHT BEHIND US, (EVERYONE STARTED TO BECOME CONCERNED) AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS?! THAT STUPID SERPENT CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE?!"
  • Gilda: "..... Would you like to tell that to HIS FACE then?"
  • Snarls were heard.
  • Wrect Hed lost his nerve as he slowly turned his head to see the eye of Wartorn from the window, clearly looking angry.
  • Wrect Hed was frozen in utter fear......
  • Teel: " (As his wounds were being attended by himself)...... Don't, move, a muscle. My researcher's theories say they see based on movement."
  • Sandy:... Teal, that theory's been discredited!
  • Teal: ".... Okay, nevermind, forget I said anything."
  • Wartorn was heard roaring!
  • The Wades ran and panic, the Queen trapped in a fear trance, Dulse trying to snap her out of it, as Teel was forced to help her out!
  • Wrect Hed turned quickly and pointed the sword in Wartorn's direction!
  • Wartorn destroyed the wall where the window was, revealing the scarred up sea snake and his pack all looking in.
  • Wrect Hed: "...... NO?! NO?! GET BACK?! GET BACK?!"
  • Bryton: "FATHER?! (Tries to save Wrect Head, but the Furious Five held him back!)"
  • Viper: "IT'S TOO DANGERIOUS?! YOU'LL BE KILLED?!"
  • Wrect Hed: "YOU CAN'T EAT ME?! I AM THE PINNACLE OF WADE PURITY?! THIS SWORD WILL DESTROY YOUR GULLETS AND-"
  • Wartorn chomped onto Wrect Hed's sword holding hand and bit it off, causing Wrect to scream phathicly as red life force liquid spilled like a hose!
  • Wrect Hed: "AGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Bryton: "FATHER?!"
  • Wrect Hed tried to phathicly run, but Lockjaw sucked him towards the Sea Snakes!
  • Wrect Hed screams as the last sight he sees in slow motion, is the incoming maws of the Sea Snakes!
  • The Sea Snakes snagged him and began to rip Wrect Hed to shreds!?
  • Bryton looked at this traumatized......
  • Bryton: "....... Father."
  • Teel: "(Began to speak an Indian prayer as the shadows of the Sea Snakes destroying any trace of Wrect Hed's existence into nothing)."
  • After it was done, Wartorn and the pack looked at the ship's occupants and snarled!
  • Shifu: "..... LOUGERS?! PREPARE FOR A FIGHT OF YOUR LIVES?!"
  • The Heroes Prepared for what could be a final stand as the Sea Snakes snarled!
  • Pacifica finally came through!
  • Pacifica: "EVERYONE?! PLEASE?! STOP?!"
  • Everyone, even the Sea Snakes, stopped in confusion.
  • Pacifica began to approach the snarling Sea Snakes......
  • Dulse: "YOUR HIGHNESS, DON'T GET CLOSE?!"
  • Pacifica stood near Wartorn specifically, and looked up to the battle-scarred titan.
  • Wartorn growled softly as he moved in closer......
  • Pacifica: "...... Take me, to the Horseshoeztec Shaman..... I need to see him."
  • Wartorn growled softly, then proceeds to stick out a long, damaged tongue around Pacifica, then picks her up.
  • The Sea Snakes proceed to leave.
  • Dulse: "YOUR HIGHNESS?! NO?! DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU?!"
  • Gazelle stops her!
  • Gazelle: "..... I think I know what she's doing...... She's going to seek out the curse maker and ask for peace."
  • Dulse: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE MONSTERS WON'T JUST TAKE HER TO THEIR NEST AND EAT HER?!"
  • Gazelle: "If they really were monstros.... Would they had listened when she begged for everyone to stop?"
  • Dulse: "THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THEY DID TO WRECT HED?!"
  • Gazelle: They clearly knew him as the one who hid the truth from the wades' modern descendants, out of fear they would turn on him. And they did.
  • Teal: "Well, at least my promised island plans are not ruined anymore."
  • Icky: "AND We stomped out Bug Boy's Plans! I think we can call this a completed day."

Pacifica's location.

  • The Sea Snakes arrived at a hidden cave within the wadelands, as Wartorn placed her down at the entrance.....
  • ???: "So..... Finally, you release your stranglehold onto my people's home."
  • An Aztec-Dressed and robed Horseshoe Crab Shaman came forth.
  • Shaman: "And not a moment too soon. Because this kingdom was the most impourent kingdom for the Serpent of the Core."
  • Pacifica: "Serpent, of the core?"
  • Shaman: "She's the mother of all creatures unique to this world, Wartorn's pack, among them. She allowed them and the spawn of the forefathers that bare pieces of her red pearl necklace, which she used to create our planet as it is, as she lives between the mantle and the core itself. She is behind all living things' existence."
  • Pacifica: "..... Then, I suppose that makes my people's fear of snakes rather, distasteful then?"
  • Shaman: "To put that lightly."
  • Pacifica: "..... Look, even despite that we both have blood on our hands, I, rather this end peacefully. We're willing to let you have the Wadelands-..... The Horseshoeztecs' homeland. It may had been an evolutionary crib for my people, but that doesn't mean we had an automatic right to a land we barely remembered from our primitive days. Our ancestors didn't exactly stayed there, and thus, you only claimed the land as free real estate we had willingly left behind. We were the selfish ones, and we acted like spoiled children in negative over-reaction to your sacrificial practices."
  • Shaman: "If it's any consolation.... We were only resorting to such things as an act of desperation."
  • Pacifica: "Desperation?"
  • Shaman: "The Core Serpent, is also the heart of our world, connected to an outer-realm void where all hearts go to. Moderners have given it the name, "Kingdom Hearts", though it is just one of many titles. She bares a giant keyhole in her chest, and many eons ago, (Shows a depiction of a giant serpent being attacked by a depiction of Drainthus), A beast meant to test the world's worthiness, went rogue and harmed her, damaging her keyhole heart, leaving it bleeding and producing creatures of Kingdom Hearts. But, she kept the creatures contained, ensuring they are kept from leaving her lair and to haunt the world. But with each passing day, the corruption of the dark ooze that bleeds from her heart, slowly corrupts some parts of her, and her purity had to be maintained, by feeding on the purist of hearts, so their purity would keep her corruption in check.... But when you usurped us of our land as petty, though not understandable revenge, you risked halting the Core Serpent's needed supply, and could've risked her to become a corrupted force.... Thus, I was forced to save her by using that very curse. Wartorn's pack are her children, like that of other serpent titans like the Serpent of Nature in the Asian seas, and the youngest one, Foofy, that lives in one of the Ring of Fire Kingdoms. As such, they collected members of your species, not meant to be of intended malice, but to punish what the curse deemed wicked, so their hearts could be used to keep the core serpent pure, and ensure your wreckless usurp, doesn't doom our world, to Kingdom Hearts."
  • Pacifica: "..... So, even if we leave the land, your people would still b stuck having to do sacrifices?"
  • Shaman: "I know this is not ideal in moderner eyes, but.... It's our only hope....."
  • Pacifica: "..... What if I say I know someone who can help?"
  • Shaman: "..... Enlighten me."
  • Pacifica: "There's a group of misfits that have this space messiah with a fancy looking blade, often referring to her as "The Uniter", (The Shaman was surprised) And-"
  • Shaman: "A Uniter exists?! Wartorn, you saw those misfits for yourself, why didn't you told us?!"
  • Wartorn moaned worriedly!
  • Shaman: "You didn't know?! Was the blade itself not obvious proof? (Wartorn moaned again) Yes, I understand the caution about the risk of posers, but if that Uniter was able to overwhelm you serpents, THEN MAYBE THERE IS A LEGIT REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE UNITER IS REAL?! (Wartorn moaned apologetically)..... (Sighs).... Apology accepted. (Back to Pacifica) Pacifica of the Wades. How's about this? Have the Uniter cure the Core Serpent and cleanse the corruption, and the Wades will be redeemed of their sins. We would even welcome you into our lands, with no risk of sacrifices."
  • Pacifica: "Thanks, but, Teal has convinced my people to move to his private island, so...."
  • Shaman: "Fair point. But still. Our people will rekitniese the Wade's redemption in their part of bringing a Uniter to heal the Core Serpent. They will be welcome to visit if they so choose to."
  • Pacifica and the Shaman shook hands in agreement, as Wartorn's pack roared victoriously, a sin finally corrected.

The Wades' New Home/Herve's New Perspective In Life

(To be made)....

(Later.)

  • Herve was seen packing up his things.....
  • Herve: "(Sighs)..... I don't know why I'm bothering packing me things... I'll lose them in the end anyway thanks to the bank....."
  • Teal walked in with a suitcase.....
  • Herve: "..... What do you want, Teal? I'm already getting out here as soon as possible. You may've talked the misfits to spare me from prison, but I'm still on the path of suffering..... I'm gonna be poor, homeless, and a nobody..... And...... No one's gonna care for me....."
  • Teal: ".... Herve, I wish to show you that, inspite of your, behavior..... That, I am not a spiteful person. (Opens up the suitcase and shows that it is filled with money, to Herve's surprise) Vishu normally advises against awarding the wicked..... But then again.... As you said..... You didn't do what you did out of malicious intent. You meant to help the wades in your own way..... It was just, not universally ideal. If anything, you did actually convinced the wades that the Wadelands was terrible.... Helped that it actually belonged to an ancient race of Aztecian Horseshoe Crabs that worship giant sea snakes that the Lougers say are connected to this fantastical kingdom known as "Kingdom Hearts" because something about a keyhole on the giant Sea Snake mother said to have created our world and that she's also the heart of our world and that the Aztecan Horseshoe crabs suffering made her suffer as it made the sea snakes suffer, and whatever the Uniter did, it healed everything, and I got my dreams of a Promised Island after all. But I mean not to ramble, given you have no patience for that, so, I figured that I should at least give you enough money to get out of debt. May Vishu smile on your way....."
  • Herve: "(As Teal left, Herve was touched by this, and for the first time of his tough-guy life, he shed a tear as Teal was leaving)..... Teal, hold up a sec. (Teal stopped and turned to look at Herve)..... In me long life of being a mercenary....... I have, never, (chokes up), never, ever, experienced any act of kindness.... Let alone..... Something like this....... Cause, as you should know... If I had double-crossed any clients, they wouldn't've given me jackshit! Heck, the nastier ones would've had me killed! But you..... You gave me money, even after I gave you a shotty performance?"
  • Teal: "I know most men would deem this foolish....... But it would be even more foolish to not offer someone a chance to start anew. What good would leaving you to suffer be if you'll only continue down a negative path..... I hope this would lead you down the right one."
  • Herve: "..... Well, this be obviously only enough to pay off me current dept. Without a means to keep a consistent income, I'll just go back to being in debt. I'm unlikely to just go back to mercenaring after my, encounter, with those misfits."
  • Teal: "...... Hence why I would like to re-welcome you back to my services, old friend. The pay remains as it was already in, and I'll even add a sweet bonus of making you chief enforcer of the island. Sometimes, the Promised Island's people, don't always behave themselves, and what better way to make sure they behave, with someone who's unafraid to not hold back. My reason for accepting you to begin with because, my gentle hand, needs a firm hand. Without a firm hand, there is no balance.... So..... Be my balance, Herve...."
  • Herve smiled, but this was a good smile.....
  • Herve: "...... You want a firm hand? I'll give you two firm hands. And an additional two for good measure."
  • Herve and Teal shook hands, then hugged like reembracing brothers.....
  • The Lougers see this from afar.
  • Gazelle: "..... I guess Teal was right. Herve never had any real evil intentions."
  • Icky: "Yeah, I guess. I bet his dept was really terrible if he was willing to go through that shit to begin with!"

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