The Squirrels of the Sea

When rumors of a water-breathing squirrel in Bikini Bottom peak Sandy's curiosity, they discover that it isn't a Hydrocabiais immigrant as they thought. Turns out, it is actually a squirrel that lives underwater. After catching a surveying sea squirrel named Dulse and following her to a hidden underwater paradise in the Coast of Chile similar to the jungles of SpongeBob Family Vacation, only with more variety and a more prehistoric-like appearance, as Dulse, her boyfriend Bryton, her friends Fucus, Nori, and Sydney, as well as the sea squirrel leader, Queen Pacifica, reveal that they are not technically squirrels, except they are a modern evolution of past dryolestids that ran away from predatory dinosaurs by fleeing into the sea, eventually evolving into a species called 'wades', that later retreated during a period of near-extinction, and currently live in this hidden watery sanctuary called Wadelands, which as they see, is overrun by kelp because of the attack of their natural predators, the giant sea snakes from outside their entrance, and the prosperous community is now in half-poverty and the wades are doing what they can to restore it to former glory. So naturally, Sandy and the heroes offer to help despite little trust on the offer, and Sandy herself learns a technique from Dulse on how to hold her breath longer underwater through the use of their art of breath-training after she nearly drowns when defending the place from more sea snakes. However, there is a Oriental giant squirrel named Commander Teal, who wishes to bring all of the Wades to his "Promise Island" for a better home as a "Rare Animal Recoveror", in meaning to give the Wades a better life, being too determined in his "Mostly" Peaceful mission to understand certain reasons behind the Wades hiding in an "Unsanatairy location", as there are other dangers they have faced besides the ones presented. Now the heroes must rescue this species no matter the cost. However, the Lougers' personal dillemma with the wades incrises when the Sea Snakes would be reveiled to be more then over-determined hunters when the Wadelands' dark past gets reveiled.

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Scenes

Origin Prologue

(Sea Snake Attack)

• The Old Queen and her daughter are seen running from the Sea Snake attack, as a large scarred up alpha intersected them!
• Queen's daughter: "MOTHER?!"
• A Young Counciler with a sword charged it!
• Counciler: "DON'T WORRY YOUR HIGHNESS, HELP IS ON THE WAY-..... (Sees the Alpha Sea Snake's face, an incredabily scared up mess where half of it is nearly reveiling bone as the snake's eyes intensify it's damaged appearence, one of the eyes blinded and other other still capable of seeing. The Creature snarled at the cowerdly counciler.)....."
• The Creature quickly noticed the queen and her daughter trying to escape, but the creature slammed her tail on the queen as the daughter was pushed out of the way!
• Dautgher: "MOTHER?!"
• Queen: "(As she was getting coiled up)..... COUNCILER?! SAVE MY DAUGHTER?! HER HER OUT OF HERE?!"
• The Scared Counciler grabbed the daughter and ran like a cowerdly little shit!
• Daughter: "MOTHER?!"

This music played.

Attack on Titans OST - Eren's Mother Death Theme (Vogel Im Kafig)

• During the music, the Alpha continued to coil up the queen was it was poised to finally consume!
• Daughter: "MOOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
• The Alpha roared as it chomped onto the Queen as in an Attack on Titan display, blood flew around everywhere!
• Daughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (She cried in distress)

Later...

• Councilor: (As everything was wrecked following the sea snake attack)... Is everyone accounted for? I mean... Those who are still alive?
• Guard #1: Well, Councilor Wrect, the only ones still alive are the rest of us, but one we could not account for. Dulse Weeds has been inactive before and after the time of the attack.
• Councilor:... What exactly was she in charge of?
• Guard #1:... Sentry duty.
• Councilor:... Where is she now?
• Dulse: (She came in) Are they gone? Well, Thank Neptune, I- (All the wades looked angrily at her)... Wha... Oh... I... I guess I owe everyone an apology.... Alright, so I made a teensy mistake, like we all haven't panicked at the first sight of trouble on sentry duty before, come on, let me have a show of hands! I mean, come on, I'm sure we can have a good laugh! Trust me!
• Councilor:... YOU THINK LOSING OUR QUEEN IS FUNNY?!
• Dulse: "Duh, okay, poor choice of words there! I mean, look, I'll promise I'll never screw up this epicly again- WHAT?!? THE QUEEN IS DEAD?!?
• Councilor: Yes! Devoured by the Sea Snake Alpha, Wartorn! Now, he maintains his taste for the Wade royal family bloodline! If another Sea Snake attack is successful, poor Pafificia will be next for that insatiable beast to devour next! Had you actually DONE something, none of this would've happened!
• Dulse: ".... Please, counciler, give me another chance and I'll redeem this mistake! Trust me on that!"
• Counciler:..... I did trust you! For the last time! Dulse Weeds, for abandoning your post and leading to the death of our beloved queen, you are hereby banished from royal grounds, forever! You are no longer to be trusted with royalty. Leave! Never come back!
• Dulse:... But... But-
• Councilor: THAT'S AN ORDER! GET OUT! (Dulse sulked in sadness and left as a nearby sea squirrel felt sorry for the departing sea squirrel)...

Meeting Queen Pacifica/Saving The Wades

Pacifica's Palace

• Lord Shen: (They arrived at her palace, which, unlike the kelp overgrowth before, was intentionally grown to be overgrown)... Well, I can see where you're going with this.
• Icky: So, the queen is some kind of hippie? (Gilda slapped him) OW!
• Dulse: YOUR HIGHNESS! SOME VISITORS HAVE ARRIVED!
• Sandy: AND IF YOU HEARD WHAT ICKY SAID AND YOU CLEARLY TAKE OFFENSE, KNOW HE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR US AS HE IS AN IDIOT!
• Dulse: DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!!!
• Duke: "Missy, we have a space messiah pop star with us. We can speak out of line whenever we want!"
• Dulse: "Why you little-"
• ???: Dulse... At ease! Allow me to shed light in a way an, "idiot", as you called him, will understand. (Music played)
• Icky:... Oh, God, PLEASE don't tell me she's stooping to that le-
• ???: THAT'S uncalled for!
• Dulse: Allow me! (She slaps him as the music started up and the Queen was revealed in sea-style clothing)

Vanessa Williams - I See a Kingdom (from Elmo in Grouchland)

• Icky:... Wow, you use one Sesame Street song, and the co-producers think it's okay to break the rules like that.
• Sparx: Hey, don't diss Vanessa Williams, she's worth it.
• Patrick: So, you wanna rebuild this kingdom into one in tune with nature?
• Queen: Why yes, a kingdom in tune with nature. That sums it up about right.
• Alex: "yeah, we noticed. Although, we kinda took note that you guys are kinda living in a really dirty place, I mean, pardon me for going Melman on you-"
• Melman: "Alex!"
• Alex: "But you guys have NO idea how many 10 million year old bacterias could be hiding here."
• Queen: "Well, if the outside world isn't so generally unkind to us, we could've lived somewhere cleaner."
• Trixie: "Well given that your squirls with alien tails, I can't find difficulty as to why."
• Gilda bonks Trixie!
• Trixie: "OW?!"
• Queen: "Well, it's not entirely because of our looks. The outside world is too fascinated with anything considered rare and anichent. Typically, it's by no means a bad thing, it's just that, we wades simply want a life to ourselves. Deem this to be selfish and inconvinent to those that want to bask in our unigiteness all you want, but remember, truth is rarely sensitive to ones' personal wishes."
• Skipper: "In English: Facts don't care about your feelings."
• Queen: "If you want to put it in that harsher tone, then yes."
• Icky: "Well, if you people are so camera shy, THEN WHAT IS SHE (POINTS TO DULSE) DOING WONDERING IN BIKINI BOTTOM?!"
• ???: "Because she was SUPPOSE to be exiled?!"
• A wade royal stiff came in.
• Spongebob: "(Quietly) Heads up everyone, typical angry rules bystanding offictal at ten o'clock."
• Queen: "Now, Counciler Wrect Hed, please be considerate. I'm sure they have an understandable reason for this."
• Icky and Iago quietly snickered!
• Counciler Wrect Hed: "Well they BETTER! After what this wreckless wrench did in leading sea serpents to attack our home and had your mother killed, I would like to hear a good excuse of breaking that exile?!"
• Gazelle: "Well, we kinda followed her here just using one of the enterences."
• Counciler Wrect Hed: "..... YOU, LEAD THEM HERE?!"
• Dulse: "NOT KNOWINGLY?! They just sort've stalked me?!"
• Counciler Wrect Hed: "It's bad enough that you would willingly defie your exile, NOW YOU BROUGHT STRANGERS HERE?! Them secretly following you aside, that still only worsens your exile status?!"
• Sandy: "It's mainly our own doing sir. We gotten curious about her being a rare wade, and then we found this place."
• Counciler Wrect Hed: "Well, now that I trust your curiosity's statisfived, I ORDER FOR YOU AND YOUR SNAKE AND DINO FRIENDS TO LEAVE THS PLACE?! OUTSIDERS ARE NOT APPRESIATED HERE?!"
• Icky: "Okay okay, cool your millenda old tits, grouchy! We'll be splitsville from this place just as soon as we get some answers from the queen."
• Counciler Wrect Hed: "Not "Soon", not "Later", not "Whenever", NOW?!"
• Queen: "Counciler! (Wrect Hed looked at her).... At ease. Let me satisfy their curiosity. Once they do, they will leave with the knowledge to themselves once they understand our secluded ways. You must not be so implusive and impatient."
• Counciler Wrect Hed: "I was only looking out for the safety of our people, your majusty. Very well, tell them what they want to know and make them swore to take the secret to their graves. As for you, Dulse.... The Chambers of Council will have a word with you afterwords. (Wrect Hed leaves)."
• Dulse: "..... Oh thanks alot guys. I was really close of re-earning their trust by telling them of this new promised lands we can all lived in by this "Teal" guy."
• Queen: "Your intentions are well-meaning, botched by circumstances or not, but Wrect will not as easily accept them even if you were never seen by outsiders. You know the dangers will never allow a peaceful odyssey to any "Promised Land". I'm afraid this "Teal" will be disappointed to know that the wades can't accept his offer in faver of our safety. Besides, even the most promising of strangers may not nessersarly be what our people need. Wrect may've acted too aggressive, but he has his reasons. Sometimes, outsiders can't be so easily trusted. Now, let me talk to the outsiders in private."
• Dulse sighed and left.
• Thunderclap: "..... Anyone feeling this painful feeling in our chest?"
• Squidward: "Yup. That's regret."

(Later...)

• Sandy:... So... Dulse... I can tell there's something going on here.
• Dulse: Of course. You see, we've been here for a LONG time. Since we were chased here by overly-curious humans, we had to make a decent living under the mercy of our natural predators, those sea snakes out there.
• Sandy:... Well, I must say, you are among the most remarkable finds I've ever seen. Despite your nickname, you don't seem to resemble us in the slightest.
• Dulse: No. We're actually related to dryolestids of the Cretaceous Period. Our earliest well-known ancestor, Leonardus, after surviving that asteroid strike by tunneling underground, evolved away from the mercy of the dinosaurs' replacement predators, the terror birds, by escaping into the sea. As time went on, we evolved as we migrated far off into sea. This, is actually where it occurred. Chile.
• Patrick:... Doesn't seem chilly to me.
• Dulse:... (Giggles) You all are just funny. But no, that's the name of this country.
• Patrick: Why name it that?
• Dulse: (Laughs again) It's spelled differently, silly. C-H-I-L-E. Anyway, we went all across the Pacific Ocean, every island we can find, we inhabited. We flourished as a species, right up until the humans progressed, and started becoming a threat. As the result of smugglers, greedy individuals, and poachers, we had to evacuate from our natural range, and find shelter in the most isolated of areas. We chose our ancestral crib here in the Coast of Chile. Sure there were a few snags, but we pulled through, and built the Wadelands. Our queen, before Pacififca, protected us well... However... Then came her death.
• Sandy:... Wrect said it was your fault.
• Dulse: Yes, but it was only an accident. But APPARENTLY, Wrect doesn't know what that word is. I panicked when those sea snakes came while I was on sentry duty, and, thanks to me being afraid of death, I inadvertingly allowed them to consume Pacifica's mother. Thus, Wrect had me exiled from royal grounds as punishment. But... But there's still much for me to enjoy there. Wrect has an adopted son named Bryton. We've known each other since we were children, and by the time I was exiled, we started falling in love. But, Wrect, is not very approving as he saw me as a bad influence on him.
• Icky: Geez, what a d***!
• Dulse: I know!
• Thunderclap: "Well, ya DID ended up allowing a beloved leader to get eaten, so, it's not an entirely irrational move, accsident or not-"
• Thunderclap had his beak grabbed by Trixie's magic forming a hand.
• Trixie: "True as that is, we owe it to her to at least side with her."
• Thunderclap: "(Muffled) Yes Miss Trixie."
• Dulse: I can't live without Bryton. We were meant for each other. We got together fairly well. Heck, even with this mysterious fear of the snakes, we pulled through as if we were the only ones brave enough to fight against them.
• Sandy: Well, those sea snakes sure are menacing.
• Dulse:... Speaking of which, I noticed you drowning when at their mercy.
• Sandy: Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not semi-aquatic like you. I can barely handle myself when I don't have any air support.
• Dulse: Those sea snakes are VERY reckless when it comes to hunting their prey. They don't show any care as long as they eat. But trust me, if you're going to fight them, they'll do FAR worse than nearly suffocating you. That's why... You might need some help as our technical role model.
• Sandy: Role model?
• Dulse: Yes. People seem to look to you in particular for hope. They admire your bravery, even against those snakes. Trust me, those snakes you encountered are not the worst. They are only part of a far greater, deadlier pack. And are subservent to a far, worse one. Their leader Wartorn is FAR more dangerous, and some of them are of some kind of magic origin as they can often have powers. With that, you NEED to learn to fight even without air support. Those snakes can learn to be smart enough to take advantage of that.
• Sandy: Are you serious? That seems impossible. Fighting without air support wastes a lot of your breath, and increases the risk of drowning.
• Dulse:... Sandy, if there's one thing our species and/or people have mastered, it's the art of breath training.
• Sandy:... I didn't even know there was such a thing as that.
• Dulse: Oh, there is, but it's hardly touched upon, even in scuba diving and all that. Even humans hardly understand it, especially since they share a kind of coexistence with animals here. If done right, someone can hold their breath for over 5 minutes.
• Sandy:... Really? Is that possible?
• Dulse: Anything is possible, even if it doesn't seem physically so. After all, Queen Pacifica's mother taught many creatures in Chile how to do it when we were lonely in isolation.
• Sandy:... Well... I don't know, it sounds a little... Unorthodox.
• Dulse: Trust me, we have done it. If you're going to help save us from those serpents, you'll need all the help you can get.

(Later...)

• Sandy: (In her swimsuit in the waters of the Amazon as Dulse was watching)... I don't feel comfortable with this.
• Dulse: Look, those snakes are gonna learn from their mistakes when trying to hunt you, even if they seem like they don't have a learning intelligence. I don't seem to understand it, but it's there. Now, let's check your current breath record.
• Sandy:... If you say so. (She holds her breath and dives as Dulse began the stopwatch)...

French Narrator: 1 minute later...

• Sandy: (Her head started getting red from air deprivation and she went back up gasping for air)
• Dulse: Hmm, 1 minute and 2 seconds. It looked like you would've popped in 3 more seconds.
• Sandy: This is insane! I doubt you can do this! No non-aquatic can hold their breath underwater THAT long.
• Dulse: Of course not! Not if you don't adapt. Humans in the Asian Pacific Coast have been known to do it when hunting fish, and they have even developed their eyes to see clearly. No doubt it can still be possible for you!
• Sandy: How?
• Dulse: Well, Rome wasn't built in a day! It's normally not a quick process. But we've learned to teach in a quicker pace. It starts with 5 deep breaths. (She does so)... Somehow, that seems to expand your lung capacity. Lungs are essentially like balloons. If you turn a few knobs, you can manipulate your own breath extension, and become somewhat able to hold your breath for a longer time. Give it a try.
• Sandy:... Are you sure that's scientifically accurate?
• Dulse: I have NO idea, but it's true. Now just do it!
• Sandy: Alrighty! (She took 5 deep breaths, then dived underwater again as Dulse got the stopwatch ready again)...

French Narrator: 2 1/2 minutes later...

• Sandy: (She got up again gasping)... Holy cow, it actually works!
• Dulse: 2 minutes and 33 seconds. A new record.
• Sandy: And you have a way to extend that to 5 minutes?
• Dulse: Well, we didn't say it was quick for US, either. Humans adapt to it by a few years or so. We can teach in a matter of a week or so.
• Sandy:... I suppose that's pretty impressive.
• Dulse: I can tell you need some time to unwind. Get dressed and meet up with your friends and we'll try again tomorrow.
• The Heroes walked off as Wrect Hed was seen viewing them from afar.
• Wrect Hed: "Hmmmmm..... Even if they got here without her knowledge, I can tell that they're gonna end up making her bad enfluence worse. No matter.... Those snakes will finish them off soon enough."

Bryton Leaves Wrect/Fighting The Sea Snakes

Bryton's Room

• Bryton: (He enters, and sees Dulse waiting)... (Gasps) Dulse! Sweetie! What... What are you doing here?
• Dulse: Well, I gotta say, progress with helping our new visitors is running smooth. I've realized they've been helping us with Teal, and so I decided to just give them some help. I taught the squirrel how to hold her breath for a longer time since she said she's been endangered by drowning many times, and I especially taught them how to help other wades fend off the sea snakes. I don't know why, but... I feel they're here for more than just a coincidence. I think they mean to help us!
• Bryton:... You... You are a great help to us and yourself, Dulse. And if dad can't see that, then he can- (Wrect Hed kicked down the door)
• Wrect Hed: I KNEW IT! I KNEW you were disobeying me!
• Bryton: DAD! I... I can explain!
• Wrect Hed: You're DONE explaining! You deliberately disobeyed me! This, EXILE, is a bad influence! She is a joke as a guardian, and she thinks she has ANY trust to the royal family when she has betrayed it all by costing us our noble queen's mother!
• Bryton: Dad, she's not a bad influence! She is a sweet, kind, and sorrowful person, and I-
• Wrect Hed: I've heard enough! You are NOT to see her again! And I am going to make sure of that! (He throws him out of the room)
• Dulse: BRY! (Wrect grabbed her and threw her onto the grounds)
• Wrect Hed: This is your final warning, exile! You stay away from my son! You, are, an, exile! If I ever catch you on royal property again, you WILL be sorry! Now go!
• Dulse: Hey, wait, YOU CAN'T- (Guards held her down)
• Wrect Hed:... (Walks up to her) If you ever come near my son again... You will be BANISHED FROM THE WADELANDS, FOR LIFE!... You're dismissed! (The guards dragged her away)... Hmmph! I swear, rebels are a bad influence! I- (He faced his angry son as this music played)

Cars (2006) - OST - 17 Goodbye - HQ

• Wrect Hed: Bryton! I thought I told you to-
• Bryton: SHUT, UP! (He was shocked at those words)... This, is the final straw! (He gets his belongings and puts them in a suitcase)... I'm leaving to live with Dulse!
• Wrect Head: WHAT?!?
• Bryton: You heard me! I thought for once you'd change and see we were meant for each other! But instead, you learned nothing. I REFUSE to stand by and watch you talk to my girlfriend like that!
• Wrect Head: It was best for everyone, son!
• Bryton: Best for everyone? Or best for you?
• Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THIS RETARDED BITCH, ALLOWED A SEA SNAKE EAT THE QUEEN'S MOTHER?!"
• Bryton: Good GRIEF?! Is the concept of a honest mistake forgen to you?! You're not even my real father! I'd rather be with someone who actually cares for me, instead of some sociopathic, insensitive, unreasonable jerk who tells me who I can or can't date! But then again, I wouldn't expect YOU to understand. I don't care what Dulse did, I know the full story! And if you can't be patient enough to listen to the TRUE story by now, then, your name justifys your, WRETCHED BEHAVIOR?! I have the right to be with Dulse, and you are a disgrace to the Council for saying she's a bad influence on me! If you can't listen to her, then why bother? You're not my father anymore! (He left, leaving Wrect stunned silent)
• Wrect Hed:... FINE! Leave! Throw your life away! See if I care! I don't need you! Children just complicate my goals. I didn't even wanted a child anyway! YOU WERE NOT AN INTENTED RESULT WHEN I MATED WITH YOUR MOTHER?! (Bryton was stunned by those words, and sobbed to himself as he left)... I swear, if it wasn't for our people's numbers, I wouldn't've even BOTHERED having children!

Herve's True Colors

• Teal:... HERVE?!? YOU CALLED THEM?!? I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO!
• Herve: (Cackles) You don't get it, do you? I have been playing you this whole time!
• Teal: You'd better start making sense, traitor!
• Herve: Well, to put it straightforward, there's this human wackjob who made a $50 million prize to anyone who can find a wade, alive and well. With money like that, I can be supported for life! Sure human and animal money are hard to cash in, but details-details-diddily-doo, it don't matter. I hoped you'd help me get that. But after you started going soft like a dumbass animal enthusiast hippie, I had to take matters in my own hands!
• Teal:... You... You're not an assistant for hire! YOU'RE A MERCENARY!! You'll do anything for money!
• Herve: Bingo, and guilty as charged! I've been so close for so long, and I'm not going to let it all be ruined by a bunch of heroic misfit hoggers!
• Teal: YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU- (He stung him) AAAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHH!! (The pain went all over his body)
• Herve: No-no-no-no! You mess with the hornet, you get the deadly sting! (He buzzes over to the captured wades) You see, I have been a gravely underused mercenary before I came to work for you. Nobody wanted a hornet to be a mercenary. A classic case of animal supremacy. What a joke! Hornets can sting the life out of you before you even knew he was there! But NOOOOO, people HATE bugs, so what good can come from them! BAH! You people don't know ANYTHING! Well, now, you see what we hornets can REALLY do, even if we're exiled from our own hive for the crime of unauthorized honey smuggling. You had to do what you could to support a family, but that hierarch bullpockey made them blind to that! I became one of the most respected mercenaries and made hundreds every day. Then better mercenaries showed up and STOLE my thunder. With them around with their fancy skill, nobody wanted a hornet as a merc anymore. I was starving and needing money. I have a MASSIVE debt, AND a lot of financial s***! I owe a lot of people more than I'm worth! This is my only chance to get the money I need to bring back the wonder in my life, and if I'm lucky, I may just be put back in the spotlight again. I was COUNTING on you, Teal, to keep your word of bringing these wades to the world! To give them the acknowledgement and the protection they desperately need, even if they deny it! Humans are simply NOT the same as they were hundreds of years ago! They protect many endangered species around the world! They would do what MUST be done if they learn about this species. But no, you agree to their illogical ways of seclusion, and you betrayed me! So now it's fair game!
• Teal: YOU-AAHHGHHH-WON'T GET AWAY WITH-AAAAHHHHHHHHGHGGGGHHH!!!
• Herve: Hmmph! I always like you Teal. But I do not work for tree-huggers! Onward to victory! Onward, to money, and paying back my crippling debt! Happy trails, and SUCK it! (He left with the wades)
• Teal: "........ I really should start making it a priority to undertsand people's priorities before hiring them."

Stomping Out Herve's Plans

• Herve: (He had Wades loaded onto Teal's Private Navy Boat as Dulse and Bryton were still in pain due to the sting venom as he loaded them in). Bitch and moan, all you want, dollies. Cause soon enough, once I find a nice private animal collecter for ya, you won't have ol' Herve to kick around anymore!
• Teal: HERVE, STOP! (The heroes arrived)
• Herve: UGGGGH, YOU COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE!!!
• Mantis: And why shouldn't we? What you're doing is-
• Herve: OH SAVE ME THE MORAL HIGH-GROUNDISUM? YOUR WADE FRIENDS LACK PRAGMATISM! THEY CLEARLY UNDERESTIMATE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE NOT COMPLETE HUNTERS ANYMORE! SECLUDING THEMSELVES DOES NOT ADD UP! THE HUMANS HAVE PROTECTED MANY SPECIES IN THE WORLD SINCE THEY BECAME FULLY-SENTIENT! THEY CARE FOR ALL LIFE, AND THE ONES WHO UTTERLY SQUANDER IT FOR GREED, ARE ONLY DEVIANTS!
• Icky: "AND HOW, IS SELLING THEM TO THE HIGHEST RICH ANIMAL COLELCTER ANY BETTER?!"
• Herve: Oy, at least be glad I ain't a bloody poucher?! I never said I was perfect! Sometimes for the animals best interests, you have to be forceful and have to accept the root of all evil for the greater bloodly good! Why else do you think ZOOS exist, mates?! And FYI, not all Animal Collectors are automaticly bad folks! MOST WILL ENSURE THEY ARE ALL PROTECTED! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THEY'D LIKE OUT THERE! HOW MANY OF THOSE RATS ARE ACTUALLY BORED OF HIDING IN THE SHADOWS?!? THEY'RE ALL JUST COOPED UP IN THAT MESSY UNSANITARY PRISON THEY CALL HOME, HELPED LITTLER BY THEIR CONTINUIOUS FREAKY MUTANT TORMENTER SNAKE MONSTERS, AND GIVEN SOMETHING TEAL'S RESEARCHER DISCOVERED HAS NOW IN MY POSSESSION, IT ONLY GIVES ME FURTHER INCENTIVE TO HAUL THEM OUT OF HERE?! HOW MANY OTHER WADES OUT THERE SUFFERED WHAT THEY SUFFERED?!? WHAT'S THE POINT OF HIDING WHEN FEAR LEADS TO HATE, THEN ANGER, THEN SUFFERING?!? Well, I've had it up to here! I'm telling them everything, and you'd be wise to mind your own beeswax! (He puts them in a container)... Once I take this boat to the nearest human island resort, and they see this creature, history will be in the making, and I'll be there to claim responsibility!
• Teal: HERVE, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
• Herve: OH, CLAM UP, YOU BLIND ASSHOLE!
• SpongeBob: (Gasps) Rude!
• Herve: Go f*** yourself, Cheesehead! I am doing this race a favor! They can't stay cooped in the shadows forever with no support! What you're doing is INCREDIBLY ILLOGICAL, AND I DESERVE THIS MONEY FOR DOING WHAT IS RIGHT! THE WADES, ARE GOING BACK OUT TO SEA, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR HELP!
• Icky: "OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU FUTURE RAID TARGET?!"
• The Heroes pounced onto Herve as he and his goons began to fight as it lead right into the boat!
• Herve: (As the heroes struggled to fight him as his size and his stinger proved formidable in battle and they approached the human-occupied island) HAH! Your penguin friends can't stand up to hornets, what makes you think YOU can stand up to ME?!? Even if I am an only wasp, I have skills that make me a nightmare for people like you!
• Sandy: We all know how this ends, Herve! You must understand that the Wades are not ready. We agree that hiding is illogical, but they MUST take baby steps!
• Herve: THEY SHOULD'VE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO! IF THEY DON'T DO IT NOW, THEY NEVER WILL! THESE WADES ARE GOING TO THE HUMANS, AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU STOP ME!
• SpongeBob: You're only helping them to help yourself!
• Herve: HEY, I SAID THAT I HAVE NEVER SUGGESTED TO BE PERFECT?! AND I SAID THAT SOMETIMES TO GET SOMETHING DONE, YA NEED SOME NESSERSARY EVIL!? I GET MY MONEY, THE HUMANS GET THE KNOWLEDGE THEY HAVEN'T HAD FOR CENTURIES, AND THE WADES ARE PROTECTED! EVERYBODY WINS! END OF STORY!
• Kowalski: And we understand that statement perfectly, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE WADES DON'T TRUST THEM FOR THE MOMENT! IF YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR ALLIES, IT LEADS TO MISTAKES, AND THEREFORE CONFLICT, AND A LOT OF OTHER RISKS! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS BRINGING THEM IN TOO SOON!
• Herve: If they introduce THEMSELVES, then what about those who also want the bounty I WANT?!? You take this away from me, you take away ALL THAT I HAVE!!! YOU CALL YOURSELVES HEROES?!? YOU'RE DESTROYING ME!!!
• Icky: "Look, it's nothing against ya man, but if the Wades don't want to get near humans, THEN DON'T MAKE THEM?!"
• Herve: PAH?! Typical?! ALL YOU CARE FOR IS YOUR PHATHIC MORAL HIGHGROUNDISUM AND RESPECTING ILL-PLACED FEELINGS?! YOU DO THAT, THEN ANY HOPE OF THIS DISCOVERY BEING KNOWN IN THIS LIFETIME IS FOREVER LOST?! AND I AIN'T GONNA HAVE IT!! My apologies to your love ones, BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT?! (He continues fighting them, until he accidentally causes himself to fall straight into the water, where he panics and seemingly drowns)
• Sandy:... Well... Crap! Another villain who accidentally kills himself. But at least we kept him from causing troubl-
• Herve epicly leaps back out in slow motion!
• Icky: "(Slow Motion) OHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIT?!"
• Herve resumed fighting the heroes?!
• Herve: THAT, DOES IT! NO MORE MISTER NICE HERVE!!! (He started stinging multiple heroes as they staggered in pain from the venom, and took out Merlin and Gazelle before they could act, yet Gazelle was using her powers to fight off the pain) TIME TO SHOVE OFF, BOYS?! (The Navy Boat began to set sail, and away from the island)..... YOU HEROES MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR HYPOCRISY! (The goons finished them off) But now, time for these rats to go on vacation! AND THEY'LL HAVE THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES!
• Sandy: "(Pounces onto Herve and grabs his neck) I THINK YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME AND THEIR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS?!"
• Herve: "OY?! GET OFF OF ME, YOU REPUBLICAN TEXEN STATE WHITE TRASH?!"
• Sandy: "I'M POLITICALLY NEUTROL!?"
• Herve and Sandy started to wreasle this out as the Goons try to help!
• Spongebob: "GO SANDY?!"
• Patrick: "YAY, KICK HIS BUBBLE BUG BUTT?!"
• Herve: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"
• Patrick: "Hey your the one who's sensitive here!"
• Herve: I'M A F*****G WASP, WHAT PART OF ME IS F*****G FAT?!?
• Patrick:... Your rear?
• Herve:... UURAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!! I'VE COME TOO FAR TO GET MY LIFE BACK!
• He stung Sandy as she yelled in pain from the venom, freeing himself as he buzzed up to Patrick!
• Herve: "NOW YOUR GONNA GET YOURS, TUBBY!"
• Record srcacthed!
• Patrick: "..... (Gets sad) Tubby?"
• Herve: "Pffth. Now look who's the bloodly sensitive one-"
• Patrick growled menacingly that caughts Herve off guard!
• Patrick: "NO BODY CALLS ME TUBBY?! (He slaps Herve into a wall)
• Herve: DAAAA- DOOF!!!... OW! ME EYE! I THINK YOU BLEW OFF MY F***** RETINA!!!
• Gazelle fully healed from the venomous injection and gets back into fighting condition.
• Herve: "Aw?! Blimey?! And all this trouble for a bunch of prehistoric mammels?! I'll hand ya this, your a dedicated sort, but I am not one to back off- (Gazelle freezes him in place by the stinger) HUH?! BUT I STUNG YOU?!"
• Gazelle: "Oh please. I wouldn't be a very good Uniter if I let a stupid bug sting get me down. And speaking of stingers, your misuse for your self-entitlement, greed, and poor sense of helping shows that your not worthy of nature's gift to you?!"
• Herve: "..... Oh s***, your not gonna do what I think your gonna-"
• Gazelle, with little effort, pulls out Herve's stinger and venom glands as bug goo splattered and began to ooze out from Herve's bug butt!
• Herve: "(In too much pain to scream).... Ahh..... Ahhhhh...... Ahhhhh. (Falls down defeated to the surprise of the goons.)"
• Gazelle tosses the deattached Stinger and Venom gland up in the air, points the Uniter Blade in that direction, fires a ray, and blows up the stinger and venom, redusing it into nothing......
• The Goons were shocked by Gazelle's power.
• Teal came in.
• Teal: "Gentlemen, unless you wanna avoid being like THIS (points to Herve), I advise an unconditional surrender."
• Silence.....
• The Goons: "...... (Rising their hands up) WE SURRENDER?!"
• Teal: "This is perhaps the wisest thing you sort have done all day."
• Herve:...... (Cackles) You morons are DUMBER than I ever thought possible if you think THAT will stop me! My stinger will grow back in time! Even if I DON'T have a venom gland no more, I STILL have the owie advantage! So this is your last chance to show some mercy and let me get my life back, or let yourself be pained for the fact that you cost me my ONE chance to pay an insufferable debt! If you destroy my plans, you destroy my life! I WILL have rev- (Gazelle aims the Uniter blade at Herve's thorax)........ This is what you get for talking a big game, Herve-
• Gazelle blasts off the part of Herve's throax's that would allow stringer reproduction, destroying Herve's ability to sting for good!
• Herve's voice was heard screaming from miles!
• Herve: "YOU F*****G MAIMING PSYCHOPATH!!!"
• Gazelle: You wish to have me take more than that?
• Herve: OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN?! WHAT IS A WASP WITHOUT A STING?! SHOWS ME FOR GETTING COCKY?! I GIVE, I GIVE?! YOU SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ME LIFE AND DOOMED ME TO DEPT?! HAPPY?!"
• Gazelle: "..... The intention was not to doom you to a life of misery. It was to stop you from dooming the Wades into a life they didn't want because of your ill-faith in them being better of paraded by a race they don't feel safe around. That being said, I feel sympathic for your personal woes and hope you managed it in some other way."
• Herve: "HOW?! YOU DESTROYED AND CRIPPLED MY BEST ASSESTS?! YOU NUTURED ME AS A WASP MERC, LADY?! WHAT GOOD IS THAT WITHOUT A STINGER OR VENOM?! I WAS ALREADY IN A BAD BIND WHEN NEW AND STRONGER MERCS STARTED TO COME INTO THE SCENE?! NOW?! NO ONE'S EVER GONNA CONSIDER ME AGAIN?!"
• Teal: "..... You still have me, Herve. Mend for your mistakes and I'll offer you a periment job here with me in my Promised Island. I will have that dept fixed in the flash."
• Herve: "OH GO SCREW YOURSELF, YOU PANSY ARSE- (Mantis kicks him in the face and knocks Herve out)! DOY!? Ooooooy. (Gets unconjustus!)....."
• Teal sighed depressively.

The Truth of the Sea Snakes Revealed

• Herve and goons were seen tied up in an extremely goofy fastion as Teal stood depressed over the situation.....
• Teal: "...... Now I'll never have my dreams of a promised island become a reality."
• Wrect Hed: "Well tough luck, miserable outsider?! Now we may as well go back home to the Wadelands?!"
• ???: "Actselly....."
• A personal reshercher of Teal came in.
• Teal's reshearcher: "I'm afraid that's not possable. There's a reason why those Sea Snakes kept attacking."
• Wrect Hed: "Well duh! Because they want to eat us?!"
• Teal's Reshearcher: "It actselly has nothing to do with basic predatory instincts. These Sea Snakes are not average sea snakes. They are a living, breathing, surviving relic of the ocean's Aztec's times and a sort of, direct ansister of modern sea snakes. Basicly, a snake Terranoid, if you will. Have you noticed that they're not like average sea snakes? Wartorn being so gored up, Dueler having two heads, Glut-Mountain being so fat, DerpEyes being so mental, The Twins co-operative cordenation, Lockjaw's sucking abilities, Fire Fatale's ability to ignite herself, Longate's extremely long wall-like body, among others, don't you see?! The Wadelands didn't always belonged to the wades..... We discovered remains of what look liked an Anichent Aztec Horseshoe crap civilsation that worshiped Wartorn's snake pack as serpented gods?! But the ansisterial wades attacked the Horseshoeztecs out, and the Shaman has cursed the intruders to forever be preyed apawn by the Sea Snakes until they agree to surrender the land back to the Horseshoeztecs!"
• The Wades gasped!
• Wrect Hed looked nervious!
• Wrect Hed: "..... Tha, that, That's perposterious?! Those things are still after us even when the land was empited of us by you outsiders!"
• Teal's Reshracher: "The leaving of the land has to be WILLFUL. Being forced doesn't count. Think about it. Why else does Wartorn has a particular taste for the royal bloodline?! Because the royal bloodline chased the Horseshoestecs out of their rightful home and brought this to themselves! Wartorn and his pack will never stop until you either surrender the land back, or get wiped out."
• Wrect Hed: "WHA, WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?!"
• Teal's Reshreacher: "You should know, (Brings out Wrect's diary) Because YOU know from it from the previous ansistery of the royal family because your ansisters were trusted with this secret!"
• Pasifica was surprised....
• Pacififca: "...... Wrect..... Is this, true? Are the founding of the Wadelands, based on a lie?"
• Wrect Hed: You don't understand!
• Pacifica: Oh, I understand alright! You took these the worshippers of these creatures' homes from them! And worst, you made my entire dream of being one with nature, MOOT! HOW COULD YOU?!?
• Wrect Hed: Okay, okay, you wanna know the truth? FINE! You even know what it was like for us wades BEFORE we arrived here? The humans' curiosity and their act of hunting us for game, was endangering us to where we had to return to our evolutionary birthplace! Our ancestral crib! Here, in Chile! But when we found it infested with these predator-worshiping over-sized crustsations-
• Kolwalski: "Actselly, Horseshoe crabs are more related to the spider family then-"
• Wrect Hed: IRRELIVENT?! It was still infested by worshippers of creatures that were far stronger than the sea snakes of the ocean that preyed upon us, we had no choice! We had to make a choice: It was either booting out the worthless snake lovers that do nothing but prhasie the name of monsters that swallow us and cope with their curse of the creatures attacking us, or go back to suffer from the humans that hunt for MORE than just food: greed, money, sport, and a variety of deplorable means! If I had to make a choice that meant we lose less members, then I HAD to choose the former! Humans were ALWAYS relentless with the way they treat creatures like us! We COULDN'T fight them! We had to take back the land that was stolen from US BY them!
• Teel's Reshearcher: "Actselly, the so-called "Wadelands" had no prior Wade enfluence."
• Wrect Hed: IT WAS BACK WHEN OUR ANSISTERS WERE DUMB PRIMITIVE LEONARDUS!! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS ARE YOU?!?
• Teal's Researcher: Hmmph!
• Wrect Head: Point is, It WAS our home when we were evolving since the Cretaceous Period! With life being a danger to us, we had to take this land! You KNOW what they say: The need to the many outweigh the means of the few! If the snake lovers can't adapt, that's their problem!
• Pacifica:... You're even MORE xenophobic and speciesist than I ever imagined!
• Wrect Hed: "I AM ONLY FOLLOWING YOUR ANSISTERY'S ORDERS TO MINE?!"
• Sandy: Councilor, forced relocation is NOT the way to solve your problems! You could've coexisted with them!
• Wrect Hed: CO-EX- (Laughs) Do you even hear yourself, lady? THEY, WORSHIP, SNAKES! Ergo, THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT ANYTHING THE SNAKES DEEM FOOD. They'd have us as sacrifices for their 'gods' before we could even say a word, and given the time period when that occurred, THAT'S SAYING A LOT!!! We were in danger, and those selfish crabby jerks are like 'You disrespect our gods, you deserve to croak!, AND THAT'S THEIR NORM EVEN IF WE DIDN'T COMMIT BLASPHEMY!!! It made me SICK! We KNEW the ancient type, and coexistence, was simply not possible! Believe me, our ancestors TRIED! What was left of them ended up in a boney graveyard. With them proving they couldn't comprehend the idea and destroy us, we had to kick them out!
• Sandy: Just like cultures being destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.
• Wrect Hed: Don't you DARE gimme that ethicist s***, you brainless rat! We did what we had to do! Count them lucky they're still alive! But it's not my problem what happens to them. They deserve what they get.
• Gazelle: You are absolutely atrocious! You think just because they did harm to you in the past, they'll do the same now?
• Wrect Hed: They're essentially like Tusken Raiders now! They STILL kill us to this day!
• Duke: Maybe it's because YOU KICKED THEM OUTTA THEIR HOME, STUPID!
• Wrect Hed: Hey, they committed murder to our people, killing half of how much humans would've reaped on us. They were menaces, that just needed to take their business elsewhere!
• Gazelle:... What the hell is wrong with you? You're not thinking about this right! These people have not done any intentional harm to you! They didn't know any better back then!
• Wrect Hed: That's no excuse, we knew sea animals that knew FAR better than them back then! In our culture back then, a country's rulers were to be held accountable for the actions of their people, and as such we passed judgment on them for their actions! I don't care how much you try to defend them, they were not giving us the aid we deserved. We couldn't go anywhere else with the humans progressing. This was the only place we could go, and the natives were being unhelpful and primitively endangering to us! When you're of an endangered species, you have to take risks and sacrifice others for the greater good. How would YOU like it if you were under threat of extinction, were chased to a single land and couldn't get out, and the natives of that land were senselessly killing your people? Your friends? Your FAMILIES!!! WOULD YOU NOT RESPOND WITH ALL-OUT FORCE?!?
• Icky: "Buddy..... Let's remember that impourent detail that they are called "Horseshoeztecs".... THEY'RE AZTEC HORSESHOE CRABS?! Obviously their morality is different from ours because of their sacrivice culture?! That doesn't make them evil or savage! It only means they believe in a religen that, yes, it is no longer compatable with modern socity or the time of your boot-out, but they were still entitled to their beliefs?! And that curse shit? Well, the wades are the one who gave them reason to do that, now are they?!"
• Wrect Hed: "You people are not seeing the point?!"
• Dulse: "YOUR THE BLIND ONE, WRECT?! I think it's obvious that the only way to get the Sea Snakes, or, whatever they actselly are, to stop, is to give the Horseshoeztecs their land back! That way, the curse will end and Wartorn's pack stops attacking us?!"
• Wrect Hed: "THEN WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO GO SHOULD WE DO THAT?!"
• Dulse: "..... Well, there's still, Teel's island?"
• Wrect Hed: "....... THE ISLAND?! BE OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE HUMANS CAN FIND US?!"
• Dulse: "Hey, Teel has said that it's a private island and it's not even charted in human maps! It's more perfect of a home then you think!"
• Wrect Hed: "ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT HUMAN CURIOUSITY, EXILE?!"
• Teel: "..... Sir, I have agents that'll work hard to dispell any such curiousity and steer them away from my Promised Island. You have a commander of the Indian Navy's honor!"
• Wrect Hed: "AND HOW, DO WE KNOW, THEY AIN'T TRAITORS LIKE THE BUG?!"
• Teel: "Herve was..... A mere mis-step. I promise you, I will througohly check all of my followers and see where their loyalty lies."
• Wrect Hed: "NOT WORTH IT?! (BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD AND SLASHES AT TEEL'S ARM, WOUNDING HIM?!)"
• Teel: "GGGGAAAAAA! VISHU HELP US?! (Covers his wound?!)"
• The Wades all panic!
• Wrect Hed: "ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE?! NOW, WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE WADELANDS AND STAY THERE?! NO STUPID SNAKES ARE GONNA FORCE US OUT OF OUR ANSISTERIAL HOME?! NOT EVEN THAT UGLY WARTORN?! THAT UGLY SON OF A BITCH COULD BE RIGHT BEHIND US, (EVERYONE STARTED TO BECOME CONCERN) AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS?! THAT STUPID SERPENT CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE?!"
• Gilda: "..... Would you like to tell HIM to his face then?"
• Snarls were heard.
• Wrect Hed lost his nerve as he slowly turned his head to see the eye of Wartorn from the window, clearly looking angry.
• Wrect Hed was frozen in utter fear......
• Teel: "...... Don't, move, a musle. My reshearcher's thories say they see based on movement."
• Sandy:... Teal, that theory's been discredited!
• Wartorn was heard roaring!
• The Wades ran and panic, the Queen trapped in a fear trance, Dulse trying to snap her out of it, as Teel was forced to help her out!
• Wrect Hed turned quickly and pointed the sword in Wartorn's direction!
• Wartorn destroyed the wall where the window was, reveiling the scarred up sea snake and his pack all looking in.
• Wrect Hed: "...... NO?! NO?! GET BACK?! GET BACK?!"
• Bryton: "FATHER?! (Tries to save Wrect Head, but the Furious Five held him back!)"
• Viper: "IT'S TOO DANGERIOUS?! YOU'LL BE KILLED?!"
• Wrect Hed: "YOU CAN'T EAT ME?! I AM THE PINICLE OF WADE PURITY?! THIS SWORD WILL DESTROY YOUR GULLETS AND-"
• Wartorn chumped onto Wrect Hed's sword holding hand and bit it off, causing Wrect to scream phathicly as red life force lidquid spilled like a hose!
• Wrect Hed: "AGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
• Bryton: "FATHER?!"
• Wrect Hed tried to phathicly run, but Lockjaw sucked him towords the Sea Snakes!
• Wrect Hed screams as the last sight he sees in slow motion, is the incoming maws of the Sea Snakes!
• The Sea Snakes snagged him and began to rip Wrect Hed to shreds!?
• Bryton looked at this drumatised......
• Bryton: "....... Father."
• Teel: "(Began to speak an indian prayer as the shadows of the Sea Snakes destroying any treace of Wrect Hed's existence into nothing)."
• After it was done, Wartorn and the pack looked at the ship's occupents and snarled!
• Shifu: "..... LOUGERS?! PREPARE FOR A FIGHT OF YOUR LIVES?!"
• The Heroes Prepared for what could be a final stand as the Sea Snakes snarled!
• Pacifica finaly came through!
• Pacififa: "EVERYONE?! PLEASE?! STOP?!"
• Everyone, even the Sea Snakes, stopped in confusion.
• Pacifica began to apporuch the snarling Sea Snakes......
• Dulse: "YOUR HIGHNESS, DON'T GET CLOSE?!"
• Pacififica stood near Wartorn Paificly, and looked up to the battle-scared titan.
• Wartorn growled softly as he moved in closer......
• Pacififca: "...... Take me, to the Horseshoeztec Shaman..... I need to see him."
• Wartorn growled softly, then proceeds to stick out a long, damaged tongue around Paciffica, then picks her up.
• The Sea Snakes proceed to leave.
• Dulse: 'YOUR HIGHNESS?! NO?! DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU?!"
• Gazelle stops her!
• Gazelle: "..... I think I know what she's doing...... She's going to seek out the curse maker and ask for peace."
• Dulse: "HOW DO YOU KNOW THOSE MONSTERS WON'T JUST TAKE HER TO THEIR NEST AND EAT HER?!"
• Gazelle: "If they really were monstros.... Would they had listened if she begged for everyone to stop?"
• Dulse: "THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THEY DID TO WRECT HED?!"
• Gazelle: They clearly know him as the one who hid the truth from the sea squirrel's modern descendants, out of fear they would turn on him. And they did.
• Teal: "Well, at least my promised island plans are not ruined anymore."
• Icky: "AND We stomped out Bug Boy's Plans! I think we can call this a completed day."

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