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The Tri of Justice is the 20th Episode of the Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After Tricorn suffered more cybernetic treatment thanks to a traffic crash caused by a notorious mafia group called the Slugbutt Mafia hailing from the planet Slimeball under the control of Don Slime, a slug-like mutation and a victim of Tricorn before the accident that ruined her. Slime was once an old military friend and ally for her during the Dragon Realms' Great Grox War, yet was abducted along with Ayres and Cyclona by the Grox for horrendous experiments. Tricorn was only able to save Cyclona and Ayres, but Slime was too messed up not just from failing to adapt to the Grox' atmospherics, but because of hideous mutations to the point that he was barely breathing, so he was thought to have no hope. Though the Grox ship was destroyed, Slime survived and grew hateful against Tricorn for 'abandoning' him, and became a crime lord that lead the Slugbutt Mafia, and even gained several talented crooks to fight for him, in the form of six Futurasian master criminals nicknamed The Dark Trinity, that managed to tamper with the traffic light system with the use of EMP guns to cause the accident. This has left Tricorn devastated and angry since even if she gets more artificial skin, the populace fully knows the truth now. She attempts to kill the mastermind responsible despite warnings that the High Council would be involved if she tried to do so. She discovered that her cybernetic legs gave her greater athleticism. So she ignores her warnings and burned down several territories of the Slugbutt Mafia to track down their headquarters in the Deadeye Valley of Slimeball, and complete her vengeance with the burning of the Mafia as 'The Tri of Justice'. What she doesn't realize is that the Dark Trinity is too powerful even for the likes of Tricorn, it's up to the Lodgers, Celestia and the ponies, Alister and Jasmine, Xenon and Kate, Tiki and Edger, Certain victims of Tri-Corn, Axle and the Police force, General Horns and the millatery, and Lord Shelluon, to stop Tricorn before she causes more trouble to herself and the UUniverses.

Transcript

Chapter 1: Tricorn's Accident

Moments before the ending of A Rattling Regret of a Rattlesnake

  • The Limo of Tri-Corn was driving down the street.
  • Jamica: "Miss Tri-corn, I am so proud of you that your so willing to give Stephen a chance. You made the lougers so relief that you came through a deal with them."
  • Tri-Corn: "Dear Jamica, alchourse I came through for them. Whenever have I NOT came through with a deal I made with them?"
  • Jamaica:...
  • Tricorn: What?
  • Jamaica: Well, you said a few times that you'd stop trying to go after monsters, yet you continue to do so.
  • Tri-Corn: "... Oh, we're SERIOUSLY having this conversation now? Look, if it's about the Tiki fiasco, I get it! She only reacted like she did because I was being TOO cautious! I should've realised she reacted like an animal should when you wound it and not ENTIRELY like a monster. Tiki would've done more then just scratch me if she WAS a monster. I am not trying to deny those facts, Jamica, I was only trying to keep my city safe from something I thought was a threat."
  • Jamica: "You only thought she was a threat because the 3rd jurrassic park film and that ONE sci-fi movie made Pteradactyls LOOK bad?! Not to mention hugely inacttreate. Pteradons are not even able to eat anything bigger then a fish, much less do harm anymore serious then like, a Raptor. I am not much of a dino exbert, but even I KNOW that Pteradactyls are not inhereditly hostile in contritory to what hollywood movies made them look."
  • Tricorn: Ok, OK! I get it! I had my moments of weaknesses, big whoopy doo! I can't help it that the populous, don't tend to vote well on polotisans that aren't able to properly stop monsters!
  • Jamica: "They also don't vote well on those who HURT innosent and misunderstood creatures! I'm saying is, you shouldn't be quick to use harsh and fatal action on even something seemingly at it's worse. That's only gonna make you more the monster then, the actual monster. Heck, even that Pred Judu Des guy would look like a saint compaired to you when you are at your worse! I know that stupid glitch is hard to manage, but until Alister manages to create your true replacement brain, you can't let that prototype control you like it does. That thing will harm your reputation, FAR more then neglect of monster prevention, or harsh mistreatment of a victim of cirtenstances. Your own former husband is even afraid of you, cause of that thing! Do you understand!?"
  • Tri-Corn began to get sadder.
  • Jamica: "You were lucky you were still allowed to keep your children, Tri-corn, thanks to having a great influence in the justice system, but he's proof that people fear you more then respect you, they only stay out of your way cause they're afraid you would rip them apart if they just say ONE word against you! And I know you don't accept this fact, but, alot of people consider dragons to be monsters too! More then even Blob creatures, Pteradons, Mutants, whatever thing that has plauged this city, the world, and beyond before! So as one yourself, you shouldn't even BELIEVE in calling creatures like Tiki that!"
  • Tri-Corn: "Jamica! Just..... Just end this conversation.... I need to, think for myself...."
  • Jamica sighed.
  • Jamica: "I understand, Senator. I'll be silent now."

Meanwhile...

  • ???: (Silluettes of a couple of 6 stangers have used a speical gun to damage the stop-light systems.) Welcome home, Tri-Corn.... And good bye.
  • The Strangers got away!
  • Jamaica: Uh... Why is the traffic light still green? (The traffic begins to crash into each other)
  • Tricorn: WHAT THE F***?!? STOP THE LIMO!!!
  • The driver: HOLY SHIT?! (Hits the breaks, but it is not enough as the limo crashes into the wrecked vehicles, and it actually gets torn apart as Jamaica got tossed out of the limo, goes through the smoke of the other cars, and gets minor injuries as she fell into the street with yelps of pain, leaving Tricorn to be hurt far more painfully!)
  • The Limo finally stopped crashing as Jamica finally hold still!
  • Jamica: "MISS TRI-CORN!?"
  • The Limo Driver got out, albeit slightly injured and damaged, and took off the destroyed door.
  • Limo Driver: "OH GOD?!"
  • Jamica came in and gasped!?
  • Tri-Corn was knocked out, her back legs broken and her wings desistated.
  • Jamica: "........ SENATOR?!"
  • Limo Driver: ".... You need to call the Lougers and that Alister guy, ASAP!"
  • Jamica: "I'll, I'll have to get Alister first! He's the most needed now!?"

Cybercon Building

  • Jamaica: I-I-I don't know what happened! The traffic light never changed once, and the traffic ended up into chaos!
  • Alister: Oh, don't worry, we can restore her wings, and the other body parts she lost. From what I seen, those wings seem partially damaged. Can't repair them with common medical methods. Looks like the only way to do that is to cybrnetically repair them.
  • Jamaica: Oh gracious me! I can't imagine her reaction when she finds out she will be more of a cyborg now. At least the injury she suffered from Cadance was able to be treated with stem cell treatment in Futurasia.
  • Alister: Well, no amount of stem cell treatment can fix this problem. Looks like she'll need immediate cybernetic work, stat! Is she unconscious and unable to feel pain? Because if she isn't, then she's going to be in an unbelievable amount.
  • Jamaica: Oh, she's unconscious alright.
  • Jasmine: Good. Then let's get started...
  • Alister: "And Miss Jamica? I'll have to call the hospital to take cover of your own wounds and injuries. You looked beaten up badly."
  • Jamica: "Oh, don't worry about me. My injuries mainly stem from falling into the street. The huge majority of this blood came from Tri-corn."
  • Alister: "Then at least allow the infirmery staff to watch over you then. It's the least I can do."

Hours later after the call to the lougers were made.

  • Jamica was banaged up and waiting anxiously for the Lougers and most of all, for news of Tri-corn's operation.
  • Jamica: "What am I gonna do, what am I gonna do? How could this have happened? Those traffic lights are the finest of their class! This is too strange for a simple glitch! It was garrinted to never glitch! What is going on? Tri-corn, I'm, I'm sorry, my dearest!?"
  • Jamica started to cry!
  • ???: "Uh, did you just say, your dearest?"
  • Jamica sqeauked as she looked to see the concerned and mildly confused Lougers.
  • Lola Boa: "AY CRUMBA, COUSIN?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?"
  • Patrick: "Yeah, you look like you went through a car accsident."
  • An awkword drum sound was heard.
  • Icky: ".... That's what just happened awhile ago, you fat pink dumbass!"
  • Patrick: Oh. I thought it was just a traffic jam that you happened to get stuck in.
  • Squidward: And why did you think that?
  • Patrick: You said it had something to do with cars, right?
  • Squidward: (Face palms himself) You seriously weren't paying attention?!?
  • Patrick: No, I was just too busy listening to you all panic to do that.
  • Sparx: Freaking idiot!
  • Sandy: How's Tricorn?
  • Jamaica: She's still under repair. Her wings are being cybernetically repaired, as well as certain others.
  • Lord Shen: By the devines!
  • Spyro: How could those stoplights not function properly? They were the best Futurasia settlers had to offer when rebuilding this place from Malefor's trouble.
  • Cynder: Is the light still green?
  • Jamaica: Don't ask me! I wasn't pay attention!
  • Iago: Wait a second! What if that place had some cameras? Maybe we can find out what happened from there!
  • Jamaica: No cameras. And there's no evidence that the light was sabotaged. The investigators said that there was no tampering on the lights. It mysteriously just stayed green.
  • Cynder: "Chances are, it wasn't savatoshed by hand. Someone, or something used a more complex way to savatosh the traffic lights without physically touching it."
  • Kolwalski: "You mean like an EMP?"
  • Icky: "What's an EMP?"
  • Kowalski: Electromagnetic Pulse. It's a type of weapon used to disable or sabotage machinery. VEEEEEERY useful when fighting robots.
  • Jamaica: Are you saying that an advanced person did this?
  • Kowalski: We don't know for sure, but I think we'll take a look and see the damage dealt and see if it was an EMP.
  • Jamaica: Great! (A familiar scream was heard which scared the group)
  • Tito: AYE, IT'S A BANSHEE!!! (Hides in the Thief's cloak) OOHHH, GROSS, MAN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF A SHOWER?!?
  • Jamaica: That was Tricorn!
  • Tricorn: (Came out with more cybernetic implants, and her wings were cybernetically fused together, and she got robotic legs and a cyber-connected tail) WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?
  • Alister: YOUR GRACE, RELAX!!! We can still give you artificial skin to cover this.
  • Tricorn: Oh, that's a good thing. BUT STILL, THIS IS AWFUL?! I WANT TO KNOW WHO IN THE FLYING F*** DID THIS TO ME!!!
  • Icky: "You mean, Alister who gave you cyberconnectic parts, or the guy who was respondsable for you to have to get cyber parts to begin with?"
  • Tri-corn: "THE SECOND PART?! THE GUY WHO CAUSED ME TO HAVE TO GET THESE THINGS TO BEGIN WITH!? LOOK AT ME!? LOOK AT ME?! (CRIES) LOOK AT ME!? I'M ALMOST EVEN MORE OF A MONSTER THEN THE COCKAROUCH MAN AND THE FISH CHIMP?!"
  • Missing Link: "HEY?!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "I can understand your in severe emotional stress, but you didn't had to resort to name calling!"
  • Jamica: "Please excuse her, Lougers, she's just in a great deal of personal, emotional, and soon enough, physical pain right now! She isn't thinking straight!"
  • Cynder: "Tri-corn, please calm down before you end up doing something you'll regret...."
  • Boss Wolf: "Again for the upteenth time in the row."
  • Tri-Corn: "DON'T YOU ALL GET IT?! I'M HIDIOUS?! HIDIOUS?! HIDIOUS?! I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUTURISTIC FRENKENSTIGN MONSTROSITY FROM A MEDEVIL WORLD?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE NEWS WOULD SAY ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Sandy: Easy, Tricorn! You're not going to be ruined! You can still keep your looks thanks to the artificial skin. Have you tried flying with your cyber-connected wings?
  • Tricorn: (She flies perfectly) Does that answer your question?
  • Sandy: Well, good. Now just calm down and hear right now that we're going to figure that out.
  • Kowalski: We figured it was caused by an EMP gun.
  • Tricorn: Well, whoever it was, I want you to bring him to me so I can personally take care of them.
  • Lord Shen: Does it involve killing? Because if it does, then we simply cannot allow that!
  • Skipper: Whoever did this must be sent to prison like everybody else!
  • Tricorn: It's either that or don't go on this mission at all, misfits!
  • Lord Shen: Are you ASKING for a beating from the High Council? It's not that hard to call them, you know!
  • Tricorn:... (Growls) Fine!
  • Lord Shen: That's what I thought! So no killing, just fair imprisonment!
  • Tricorn: Yeah, yeah, I get it, whatever! Just go!
  • Tigress: We're warning you, Tricorn! If you double-cross us... We're calling the High Council!
  • Tricorn: Just go! (The Lodgers leave) (Started to cry and sob).... Jamica, take, take me home.
  • Jamica: "Alchourse, Senator. I'll, call for another Limo. Our usual driver is given several days off to attend his injuries, and to be with his family. He went through a trumatic exspearience, just as you did."
  • Tri-corn: "JUST TAKE ME HOME?!"
  • Jamica: "Ok, ok, shh, calm down, calm down. I'll call the other Limo Driver right now."

Chapter 2: Jamaica's Grief and Secret

A day after, In Canterlot.

  • Jamica was seen slithering and heading to the Celestial sister's thrownroom.
  • Jamica came to two guards.
  • Jamica: "..... I wish to see an audience with Celestia.... I need to, seek personal advice, and.... And to talk about what happened yesterday."
  • Guard 1: "You may enter, Ms. Jamica. Celestia was expecting you."
  • Jamaica: She has?
  • Guard #1: Yes. She is as sorry for Tricorn's accident as you are. Follow me. (They arrive in Celestia's throne room)
  • Celestia: Hello, Ms. Boa. I heard about Tricorn. It was pretty hard to take in.
  • Jamaica: Yeah, she's having a difficult getting over being even MORE cybernetic then formerly, but she's alive.
  • Celestia: I'm still wondering who could've done something like that.
  • Jamaica: The Lodgers are investigating what happened as we speak. They claim that it might've been an Electromagnetic Pulse that sabotaged that light. We won't know for sure, but they'll see whoever's done it and have him punished.
  • Celestia: Good. She's never been the same ever since that cobra incident. I liked her when she was a nice senator.
  • Jamaica: As did I. It was much easier to work for her back then. Now that she's going on monster hunts and many other stupid and questionable things, it's hard to anyone to take her seriously these days. And I am still dreadfully sorry about that Pred Judu Des thing... And that she tried to strangle that Fluttershy girl.... She, she doesn't hold a grudge on Tri-corn, does she?
  • Celestia: "Don't worry. Fluttershy wouldn't've been the element of kindness if she held grudges."
  • Jamica: "Well, I came here to talk about my guilt of not being able to protect Tri-corn from this, and..... Something I have been feeling for her for a long time now, but, you must promise to keep that part to yourself, and, to not judge me for it."
  • Celestia: "Equestia respects all beliefs, even those contridicuary to ours. And your secret's safe with me."
  • Jamaica:... (Takes deep breath)... I love her.
  • Celestia: (Surprised)... You're... You're gay?
  • Jamaica: No, bisexual. I've had a husband before long ago. I care about Tricorn because she used to be gorgeous before she was a cyborg. I'm not sure even the skin coating can save those feelings.
  • Celestia:.. My word, Jamaica, that's a rather strange thing to confess to.
  • Jamaica: I know. Bisexuals are said in those in the LBGT community to 'be much better and more healthier than gayness'. And I'm one of the lucky ones. I have an attraction to both males and females. It sounds weird I know, but it's all true. I think of Tricorn as a family member since... Well... She's been like a strong-willed figure to me. She's practically like a wife to me.
  • Celestia:... Well... Okay, I guess that's a secret I can keep between the two of us. (She notices that the guards were dumb-founded by the confession, yet quickly got back to position pretending it didn't bother them)... And these guards apparently.
  • Guard #1: Didn't hear anything! Just standing as still as English soldiers!
  • Guard #2: Not reacting to even a silly face!
  • Celestia: (Sighs) Well, I wish Tricorn luck when the Lodgers find the criminal.
  • Jamaica: Thank you, your highness.
  • Celestia: "Oh and don't worry, Equestia doesn't judge those oriantations. In fact, Lyra and Bon Bon... Well let's just say, they're very close togather. But be warned that if you plan to tell this to Tri-corn, you have to be prepared for an unfortunate result, cause, well, I have seen she prefers the company of males. She might not nessersarly... Embrace your romance, and, well, she might feel afraid of stirring controversey with being in love with someone the same gender as her."
  • Jamica: "That's why I never told her.... She would just tell me those exact same things, but thanks to that, stupid glitch, she would end up over-react and think I'm some kind of, disturbed person and have me sent to one of those awful convertion places!?"
  • Celestia: "I do believe that Tri-corn has a respect for the LBGT community."
  • Jamica: "Yeah, but she won't practice it herself! And because of my former life with a husband, she only sees me as a straight too! That's why, it's best if, I stayed quiet about it unless suprimely nessersary. Thank you for your time princess."

Site of the accsident.

  • The Police and the Lougers are still exsamining the traffic light.
  • Kolwalski uses a speical device that after a long load, it finally beeps exstaticly!
  • Kolwalski: "JUST AS I SUSPECTED! This Traffic light has fallen prey to an extremely advance form of EMP."
  • Janet: "Wow. Who could've done this? Oh, was it Electro Shark?"
  • Chief Bullington: "The Shocker Gang?"
  • Juan: "CYBERCONNECTIC BRITISH HUNTERS WITH LAZER BEAM EYES?!"
  • Silence.
  • Rico: "Um........"
  • Juan: ".... Sorry."
  • Pony Law: "Pony Law knows what really happened! (Dramaticly) TWITTERMITES!?"
  • Icky: ".... Your blaming this on Twitter users?"
  • Pony Law: No, no, no, it's a kind of destructive electric pest from Equestria that is protected from by pest ponies. Those bugs are mainly seen in hives on jungle islands, yet are INCREDIBLY invasive! They pack a powerful enough voltage to light up an entire motel when there's a whole swarm of them. That's why pest ponies go out of their way to collect these pests and bring them back to a safer habitat.
  • Icky:... Okay, that's going to give me more nightmares than those history sprites!
  • Kowalski: No, it was definitely not 'twittybugs' or whatever. If they are so powerful, they would've FRIED the street lights. The machinery appears fine in this wiring. That means that it was a traditional EMP blast.
  • Axle: Well, who do you suppose could've done it, huh?
  • Kowalski: Don't ask me, I'm a genius, not an all-knowing god!
  • Mulligan: Well, it is unfortunate that we don't have cameras in this area. Otherwise we would've had whoever done this busted in a few hours.
  • Merlin: Oh, that's nothing that a little magical analysis can't fix. Analysicus knowabus! (Casts a spell that shows some visions of the incident, and they see the silhouetted criminals firing the EMP guns and causing the malfunctioning street light)
  • ???: Welcome home, Tricorn!... And goodbye!
  • Axle: (The visions end)... Hmm... I don't think that's anyone we know.
  • Bullington: Not familiar to me, either. Anyone else know those voices? (The police officers are speechless)... Well, great! We saw the criminals at their worse, yet have no idea who they are or why they did it.
  • Axle: Well, I guess a recording of that will come in handy. (Reveals that he recorded the whole thing on a tape recorder)
  • Tape: Welcome home, Tricorn!... And goodbye!
  • Axle: Hopefully anyone we know will recognize these voices and clarify who it might be. We'll have our crooks in no time. Ok, so far, we're looking for (takes a closer look at the shape)..... A group of weirdly shaped beings.
  • The Cops and the Lougers head out.

Chapter 3: Burning Vengeance

Tri-corn's office, 4 hours before Jamica comes back.

  • Tri-corn was crying, as tears fell down her face, and she was beginning to breath out flames as a infamously familier song is playing. As the song escalate, her artifical skin falls off.
Let 'em Burn (Frozen 'Let it Go' Parody)

Let 'em Burn (Frozen 'Let it Go' Parody)

  • Tri-Corn: "RUINED MY LIFE, HUH!? I'LL SHOW THEM BABY!? YEAH?!"
  • Tri-Corn flies off insanely as her office and building began to burn down from her fire breath.
  • The Fire department arrives and struggles to stop the flames!

4 hours later...

  • Jamaica: WHAT IN THE NAME OF BRAZIL HAPPENED HERE?!?
  • Firefighter #1: I'm afraid something might've burned this place down. Possibly another one of those accidents where a dragon ate one of those inflaming hot peppers again. I swear, dragons these days don't realize that Dragon's Breath Peppers are for non-dragons only for safety measures.
  • Jamaica: I don't think it was another one of those issues! Maybe Tricorn's going through with her promise to kill the criminal, and she burned the whole place down with her fire breath.
  • Firefighter #2: I didn't even know Tricorn had fire breath again.
  • Jamaica: Of course she does. She's a fire dragon just like Ignitus. She gets REALLY igniting when she's on a killing frenzy. Oh, and she got them back awhile ago. She's not in control of her own fire breath when she's angry enough.
  • Firefighter #1: Has she done this before?
  • Jamaica: A few times, actually. It wasn't very pretty.
  • SpongeBob: Jamaica? (The Lodgers appeared) We found some clues as to whaaaaaa- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?!?
  • Jamica: "..... Promise me you won't get mad....."
  • Tigress growled.
  • Tigress: "It's Tri-corn, isn't it?"
  • Jamica: "(Gulp). Now, please know she would always excel to keep her promises, but.... We have to understand she was a victim of a recent tragity based on previous tragites and.... It, may've activated Glitch-Corn again and.... You can guess from here...."
  • Icky: ".... She's going on a emotionally and mentally distressed rampage to kill the asshole who did this, isn't she?"
  • Jamica: "Now please, remember that she can't help herself, she hasn't think things through clearly, she's been known to-"
  • Shifu: (Puts is hand up to silence her)... We understand, Ms. Jamaica. But I'm still sure that the High Council needs to know about this so we can ensure that she gets stopped.
  • Po: We'll have her restrained until we can find the mastermind and give them due punishment.
  • Jamaica: Uh, I'd be careful. She has uncontrollable flame breath when she's on these rampages. She can burn you all to the bone easily!
  • Spyro: So can I when I get angry sometimes. Trust me, we can take care of this. Right, guys? (The others mumble in agreement)

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Ignitus: "Oh just what we sarcasticly needed! Another Tri-corn rampage in the midst of futurasiain stop-light savatosh!"
  • Master Chao: "There is nothing more dangerious to any world then a dragon on a rampage for revenege!"
  • Yen Sid: "Tri-corn will end up being very counter-productive once again and only cause more harm then good!"
  • Cyril: "Then that's why she needs to be contained and restrianed and kept from making an even bigger fool of herself! The people are unsettled about her bad tendingcies as it is, but this kind of nonsense would REALLY put them off!"
  • Volteer: "I know... And she was JUST learning to control herself. Now it's likely she end up being more overly dramatic in the future."
  • Terrador: "That Glitch-Corn in the cyberconnectic brain is more of a threat to universe socity then any villain! But if it wasn't for that same brain needed to keep her alive until a better replacement is made, I would've suggest removing that damn thing!"
  • Ignitus: "But we must remember, even for other dragons, an enraged fire dragon tends to be dangerious when emotionally unbalenced. I should know, being one myself. We need to agree to send only those capable to survive against an enraged fire dragon. I'll need 5 volenteers for this, starting with me."
  • Cyril: Me and the other Dragon Guardians will come with you. It's best if we dragons stuck together on this.
  • Yen Sid: I'll go as well. I have battled dragons before. Not even a dragon as big as Smaug was able to take me down.
  • Ignitus: Well, good. We need to locate and stop Tricorn before things get worse! (Yen Sid gets on Ignitus' back, and the 4 dragons fly off)

Chapter 4: The Fiery Fall of the Slugbutt Mafia

Meanwhile...

  • Tricorn: (Lands in an area as she continues exhaling fire)... Alright, I have to admit, going through this without a plan on how to figure out who did it was a bad idea. I need to figure out where the crooks are and how to deal with them! (Flies off as she burns down a few trees, and she was unaware she was being watched by the unknown figures)
  • ???: This could be a problem.

A Building on Slimeball

  • ???: Sir, it would appear that Tricorn is after you for the damage she suffered.
  • ???: (Reveals himself as a green mutated slug creature with a strange cigar and a don attire) Typical reaction of that horrible Glitch-Corn. Regardless, you six did a wonderful job reporting this to me.
  • ???: Glad we could help, Don Slime. We're sorry she wasn't, dead like we hoped.
  • Don Slime: "Ah, it's mainly my fault. I forgot to mention about that blasted cyber company asentually making her harder to get rid of then a cockarouch! But still, she's likely HARDER to kill now! So we'll have to settle with destroying her career as a senator! A ruined reputation, to her and like-minded morons, is a fate worse then death! Alchourse, so far, she has NO idea the insodent has anything to do with us... For the time being. I want every base I have in the dragon realms to look out for a cyberconnectic dragon. She's likely gonna blame organised crime for this before anything else, what with her tough on Mafias polocy."
  • ???: "We'll be sure the alarm is set."

A Dragon Realms Mafia base.

  • Alien Snails are seen transporting illegal drugs and the like with several dark looking gangster bots.
  • A brutal alien pig boss is seen over-viewing this.
  • A communicater turned on.
  • Voice: "This is the leader of the Dark Trinity. Don Slime has given his new orders. Because the "accsident" only made Tri-corn worse, she's likely going to be on a violent rampage, and she'll first suspect the Mafia being respondsable for her latest tragity. She will be going after the Slugbutt bases first because it holds the most powerful influences here. Be on your guard."
  • Alien Pig: "Hey, don't worry about it. Porknor the Cartel has this covered."
  • The communication turns off as Porknor oinked loudly to get everyone's attention!
  • Porknor: "HEADS UP, YOU MAGGOTS?! Tri-corn survived the boss' latest attempt to silence her but good! Now she's likely to REALLY be dangerious!? I want all of you to have guns at the ready!? No excuses, you morons?! GO?!"
  • The Alien Snails hopped on hover scooters and proceed to prepair for anything as the robot gangsters began to don stronger weapons and even more Gangster bots charged in.
  • A dragon roar was heard.
  • Porknor: "Aw damn it, she's coming quicker then I thought!.... AND NO, THAT IS NOT A JOKE FOR THE INTERNET TO ENJOY!? IT'S COME WITH A "O", NOT A "U"!?"
  • The Machines and Snails armed the guns at every direction.
  • Tricorn: (Starts using her flame breath as it incinerates all the troops, and it cartoonishly turns Porknor into a pig roast, yet he was still alive)
  • Porknor: Not funny! (He sees all the troops melted into slime)... That is rather disgusting.
  • Tricorn: ALRIGHT, WHO'S THE BASTARD THAT OWNS THIS PLACE!! I KNOW YOU DID THIS!! SHOW YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!
  • ???: TRICORN, STOP!! (The Dragon Guardians arrive with Yen Sid)
  • Tricorn: YOU?!?
  • Yen Sid: Stop this madness immediately, Tricorn! We are not afraid to have you punished for this murdering spree!
  • Terrador: And it seems she already did some killing. (They notice that they stepped in the melted snail slime)
  • Ignitus:... Nasty.
  • Tricorn: It doesn't matter, you all are not going to stop me! Not THIS time! (Blasts her flame breath at them and they are able to avoid it) FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I AM NOT TRI-CORN, SENATOR OR OTHERIWSE?! I AM NOW, THE TRI OF JUSTICE?!
  • Porknor laughed with an oink.
  • Porknor: "Tri of Justice? That's the gayest name I ever heard for a rouge anti-hero!" (He gets burned by Tricorn again) AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!... Owch!
  • Tricorn: (Blasts her flames at the High Council again, and they keep avoiding it and attack her with their elemental powers, yet Tricorn rolls out of the way, and detracts her tail spikes and lashes at the dragons with her tail as they dodged the spikes)
  • Cyril: Wow, I know she was trained in the military, but she seems much harder to take down than ever.
  • Tricorn: Well, that's ONE thing I'd like to thank Cybercon for! (Continues fighting the Council members)
  • Porknor painfully got up and retreated while everyone was distracted. He got on a speeder and began to escape!
  • Tricorn: (She manages to surround the High Council members with walls of fire, and she is able to escape)
  • Cyril: "This blasted wall will take forever to dose out!"
  • Tricorn: (Burns down several doors and finds nothing but alien snails and slugs, and she actually ends up burning down the door to the bathroom as she sees a snail using the toilet as he screams like a girl) OH, I'M SORRY!! (Leaves)
  • Snail:... Oh, GREAT! How am I supposed to use the bathroom with the door burned down?!?
  • Tri-Corn: "IF ONLY I DIDN'T LOST THAT PIG?! THANKS ALOT, COUNCIL OF GREAT HEROES AND GODS?! I'll have to go to the Slugbutt Mafia sweat shop in france?!"
  • Tri-corn flies up, and begins burning the place down!
  • Tri-corn, satisfived she brought a burning end to the drug area, flew off!
  • The High Council is seen to have already escaped the building in time.

Dragon Realms france.

  • A series of slaves are being made to sow pretty dresses under the control of an alien anaconda-like creature.
  • A Gangster bot arrived.
  • Gangster bot: "Madam Chizzler. Porknor has arrived and appears to be extremely alarmed. He also appears to be wounded."
  • Madam Chizzler the Anaconda alien: "What?! What's wrong with that mindless drug peddleing drug cartel now?"
  • Porknor bursted in screaming!
  • Porknor: "Chizzler!? CHIZZLER!? I HAVE SERIOUS BAD NEWS?!"
  • Madam Chizzler: "BAD NEWS?! YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY ABOUT BAD NEWS?!"
  • Porknor: "Oh nonononononononononononononono, Chizzy, it's not a good time for that song! Please listen, I-"
  • Music began to play.
The Wiz - No Bad News

The Wiz - No Bad News

  • Porknor: "..... Are you done?"
  • Madam Chizzler: Yes, now what was it you wanted to sa- (Tri-corn barged in roaring!)
  • Porknor: OH, GREAT!! YOUR DUMBASS SONG GAVE HER ENOUGH TIME TO COME HERE!
  • Gangster Bots surround Tri-Corn as the slaves began to get off their post and escape!?
  • Tri-Corn was destroying the Gangster bots like they're nothing, then begins to set the fabrics to flame!?
  • Madam Chizzler: "GAHHHHHH?! THOSE ARE VERY FLAMABLE!?"
  • Porknor grabbed Chizzler and got back onto the speeder and escaped just in time as the last of the Gangster Bots were destroyed!
  • Tri-corn: "DAMN IT?! Well, at least I disposed of this worthless sweatshop!"
  • Tri-corn sets the sweat shop to further blaze as she leaves!

Outside.

  • Slaves were running screaming as the building looked as if it is on the verge of collapse.
  • A slave deer gets her leg caught in burning wood and screams in agony!
  • A slave Kanagroo struggles to get the debree off of her before it worsens!
  • The Fire department arrives in shock to what they seen.
  • Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque arrives on the scene with many of the police force!
  • Jaq: "GREAT MOTHER OF THE EFFIFL TOWER!? (Sees the struggling slaves and the burning debree) Someone, helped that Kangaroo and Deer!? (An officer gorilla is able to use his strength to free the two slaves and the police forces are seen escorting the surviving slaves out of the area) This is the worst act of destruction I've ever seen in my life! What kind of asshole would have the balls to do this?!?"
  • Deer Officer: (She steps in the melted snail slime) AAAHHH, EEEEWWW!!! (Runs off)

Seine River

  • Deer Officer: (Splashing her hoof in the water getting the slime off) GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!!
  • Jaq: (Sighs) Why did I bring a germophobe into my ranks?

A lone Building in Dante's Freezer.

  • An Alien Shark with a water helmet and cyberconnectic gear is seen with a sick little alien shark girl in a medical tank.
  • Alien Shark: "..... Soon, my dear.... This miricle snow of this planet will restore you and cure you. You will not be lost to me."
  • Porknor and Chizzler busted through the door in a panic!
  • Porknor: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-D, D, DR. ZEA!?"
  • Dr. Zea, the alien shark: "I already told his donness that I had already sent the next shipment of Groxigen to him. He won't expect more until next week!"
  • Porknor: "That's not it!? It's Senator Tri-corn! She survived the boss' latest attempt and now she's destroying the bases!?"
  • Dr. Zea: "WHAT!? But I thought the Mafia Allience leader instructed him clearly not to go after that dragon!?"
  • Madam Chizzler: "Honey, you know how much of a bad listener his donness is."
  • Dr. Zea: "Damn it?! Why can't he ever learn!? Computer, activate all defence protocals in the base!? Set turrents to only stun and disable!"
  • Computer: "Commands accepted. Defence protocals activated."
  • Dr. Zea: "I have a good mind to report that reckless fool to the Mafia Allience for this! He was clearly instructed to not go after the dragon again, and he does it anyway!? Now the Slugbutt mafia is in servere danger!? This criminal organisation, as disgusting as it is, is my daughter's only hope! I can't afford letting it get destroyed thanks to that mutanted idiot?!"
  • Chizzler: You have a backup plan of rescuing your daughter in the case your defenses should fail?
  • Dr. Zea: Of course! The chamber is programmed to automatically seal itself in an indestructible metal that even an angry fire dragon cannot melt through.
  • Porknor: And you sure it works?
  • Dr. Zea: Of course. As long as the power doesn't go down. (Suddenly, the power goes out as the group sees that Tricorn has burned the electric pylons powering the building)... NOOOO!!! THE DEFENSES ARE DOWN!!!
  • Porknor: "Oh and JUST when you said it too, dude!"
  • Computer Voice: (As red lights come on) Emergency power activated. (Dr. Zea tries to press the button to contain his daughter's life-support tube, but it doesn't work)
  • Dr. Zea: PLEASE, PLEASE WORK!!! PLEASE, DON'T LET MY DAUGHTER DIE, PLEASE!!! (Tricorn appears and grabs Dr. Zea, and throws him away from the chamber)
  • Tricorn: (Porknor and Chizzler try to run away) NOT SO FAST, YOU TWO!! Not if you want this shark ass's daughter to meet an icy death!
  • Dr. Zea: NO!! PLEASE, DON'T HURT HER!!
  • Tri-Corn: "A deal. Your daughter's life, in return for telling me where this "Donness" is hiding!"
  • Dr. Zea: "I.... I can't tell you. The don only agrees to enable my funding to cure her if I keep quiet about that sensitive infomation."
  • Tri-Corn growls, heads torwords a weapons rack, grabs an energy spear, and aims it torwords the medical tank.
  • Dr. Zea: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? NO?! PLEASE!? DON'T HURT HER!?"
  • Tri-Corn: "THEN TALK OR THIS BITCH GETS STABBED!?"
  • Dr. Zea: "I'd already informed you! I can't! This mafia is her only chance for surviveal!?"
  • Tri-Corn poses to throw the spear at the tank, causing Dr. Zea to panic!
  • Dr. Zea: "NO!? MY BABY?! NOOOOOOOOOOO?! WAIT?! I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK?!"
  • Tri-Corn stops to look at Dr. Zea.
  • Dr. Zea: ".... His Donness, won't be found in this planet. He's in another alien world. That's, the best I can offer. Please, do what you want with me, just, spare my daughter. She's a sweet girl, and, I am but a former Galactic Fed Sciencetist gone rouge to help her with this miricle snow your planet has! Please! Make that idiot suffer all you want, but leave my daughter out of it?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "..... Since I have been encountering Slimeballian Snails lately, I have a good idea what alien planet he's hiding in. Now my last stop is the Slugbutt mafia shipyard. But first, to REALLY HURT THE SLUGBUTT MAFIA IN IT'S WEAKEST POINT?!"
  • Tri-Corn turned to the emergency power button and destroyed it with the spear!
  • Dr. Zea: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • Chizzler and Porknor gasped!
  • Computer: "EMERGENY POWER COMPROISED?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "NOW YOUR NOT ABLE TO WARN YOUR MASTER, SHARK ALIEN?!"
  • Dr. Zea: "BUT YOU ALSO SEALED MY DAUGHTER'S FATE, YOU, YOU, YOU MONSTER?!"
  • Tri-Corn growled and grabbed Dr. Zea, and slammed him into the wall, breaking apart his water helmet!
  • Dr. Zea began to gasp and choke!
  • Tri-Corn flew off and broke through the walls!
  • Porknor: "DOC!?"
  • Chizzler: "ZEA!?"
  • Porknor: "He's gonna die if we don't get him some water!?"
  • ???: Do not worry! We have that covered! (Yen Sid arrives and collects the water on the floor as he molds it into an orb of water around Zea's head as he gasps)
  • Dr. Zea: (Takes deep breaths)...OH, GOD, THANK YOU!!
  • Yen Sid: (Magically restores the power by repairing the broken parts)...Okay, Tricorn has gone too far! She's not only destroying the adults, but she's also threatening children!
  • Volteer: Some act of justice THAT was!
  • Terrador: "This has to be stopped!"
  • Porknor: "Uh.... Yeah, you guys go do that, me and Chizzler over here, are uh, gonna lay low for awhile and-"
  • Ignitus: "Oh no! You two still have to answer for your OWN crimes, victims of an emotionally disterbed dragoness or not!"
  • Porknor: "Oh come on, my drug supply, Chizzler's shop, and almost Zea's daughter was almost lost to that crazy bitch!? Isn't that in of itself punishment enough?"
  • Silence.
  • Porknor: ".... Isn't it?"
  • Yen Sid: You still need to answer for your crimes. You need to do it the right way by turning yourself in.
  • Cyril: "And resistence would end in pain and misery."
  • Porknor: "..... Fudge."

A hidden shipyard.

  • A nearly endless army of Gangster bots are seen.
  • An Eagle dressed like a Baron pilot is seen.
  • The Communicater acts up and the eagle answers it.
  • Voice: "Baron Von Airlock, you have a massive situation in your wings! Senator Tri-corn is on a rampage and has destroyed the bases of Porknor, Madam Chizzler, and Dr. Zea. You need to get every ship you process out of the vincinity at once!? She has learnt of the Don's main base!"
  • Baron Von Airlock: "I rekindise thine commandz."
  • The Baron closes off the communicater.
  • The Baron grabs a radio.
  • Baron Von Airlock: "Attention, thine robots. Ze orders are as ze following. Senator Tri-corn is coming to get a ship and she knows about his donness. I command that every ship in ze area is evacuated at ze once!"
  • The Gangster Bots proceeded to activate the auto-pilots on all the ships.
  • Baron Von Airlock: "I vill make zure that psyco stays on this rock, for I, am, Ze Baron! Better call ze Dark Trinity to assist in the lady's capture. (Takes an iPod and calls a few people)
  • ???: Scar?
  • Baron Von Airlock:... Scar, if zat's you, I'd like to talk to Dr. Cyclon!
  • ???: Cut!
  • ???: This is Dr. Cyclon of the Dark Trinity! Who is this?
  • Baron Von Airlock: It's Baron Von Airlock. It should be fair to tell you zat Tricorn knows about ze boss's location on Slimeball, and zat we need to do all we can to restrain her and never let her get off zhis rock!
  • ???: Oh, we've actually been keeping an eye on Tricorn for a while, and we actually know where she is. She's actually 10 minutes away from the Shipyards by flight.
  • ???: Can I clobber the bitch now?
  • ???: No, Zimba, not yet! Not until we get the orders. We'll be there to apprehend her as soon as she arrives.
  • Baron Von Airlock: Wundebar! 10 minutes should be enough time for us to evacuate all our employees in zis location, as well as ze ships being stored here. We'll have her sent to zat abandoned dragon dungeon zat ze Mafia had for zis very occasion. Strong enough to hold even a raging dragon bitch.
  • ???: Excellent!
  • Baron Von Airlock: Now let's get ourselves ready for a dragon busting! (Chuckles)

Meanwhile...

  • Yen Sid: (As Porkner, Chizzler and Dr. Zea were being escorted away by police officers) We have to admit, apprehending Tricorn is going to be harder than I thought.
  • Volteer: Her seeking of justice has now gone into a seeking of REVENGE!
  • Icky: Pfft! Revenge, the most worthless of causes!
  • SpongeBob: Well, it looks like it's up to us now.
  • Jamica: "I can't believe Tri-corn almost took a little girl's life because the Slugbutt Mafia has an appearent beef with her!? And do we have to arrest Dr. Zea? He's a rouge sciencetist, granted, but he's a broken father at heart. Who else is gonna watch over that girl?"
  • Ignitus: Oh, his crimes weren't that bad, so he's only gonna be in jail for 2 months. And her daughter will be in our watch until then. She'll be easy to watch since she's in a chamber awaiting a cure for her terminal illness.
  • Cyril: As for the others, they are going to jail longer since their crimes include slavery and smuggling.
  • Skipper: So where do you think Tricorn will go next?
  • Yen Sid: Well, she got some knowledge about the boss of the Slugbutt Mafia being on Slimeball. It is good that we prohibited her reach of her private shuttle since... You know, it would be her first choice of leaving the Dragon Realms.
  • Lord Shen: So where is she heading now?
  • Ignitus: She might possibly be heading for the Slugbutt Shipyards, which is where the Slugbutt Mafia stores all spare shuttles and space transports. If she reaches that place, I don't think the Mafia will have a chance at surviving.
  • Icky: "Ya know, it sounds REALLY weird of us to defend a criminal organisation, guys."
  • Terrador: Even though it would be pretty nice for one of the worse mafias in the Mafia Allience to come to an end, it shouldn't be through Tricorn's method. She's killed enough as it is.
  • SpongeBob: Then we must get there before she does!
  • Mr. Dodo: I'll fire up the van!
  • Ignitus: Be careful, Lodgers!
  • Spongebob: "We're gonna need some additional help though. Tri-corn's not exactly a person we can fight on our own."

Chapter 5: The Dark Trinity Revealed

Slugbutt Mafia Shipyards

  • Tri-corn bursted through the doors, and already has begun destroying Gangster Bots!
  • Tri-Corn: "OUT OF MY WAY, YOU PATHIC CREATIONS OF DR. ZEA?! I CAME TO COMMENDEER A VESSEL SINCE MY USUAL RIDE WOULD BE TOO PREDICTABLE!?"
  • (Baron Von Airlock): (On intercom) "You are wasting your preicious time and our machines?! We sent all avaliable ships on auto pilot to safely get to ze planet without you."
  • Tri-corn growled at the voice.
  • Tri-Corn: "Baron Von Airlock! Are you still upset about our friend from that Grox War? I told you many times, he couldn't be helped! I saw him in the most horrendus condition of his life! He couldn't've survive! There was nothing I could've done!"
  • (Baron Von Airlock): "IF ONLY YOU KNEW ZE TRUTH OF HOW WRONG YOU REALLY ARE?! But it is not my place to speak now. For you zee, (Laughs), those gangster bots won't be the only thing you would have to deal with! (Laughs maniacly as he closes down the intercom)"
  • Tri-corn: "YOU DON'T SCARE ME, AIRLOCK?! I KNOW YOU KEEP A PRIVATE VESSEL TO EVACUATE YOURSELF INCASE OF EMERGENIES?! I'LL USE THAT INSTEAD!?"
  • Tri-corn resuming destroying mass apawn mass of Gangster bots.
  • Tricorn: (She manages to burst her way into Airlock's office, only to find that he isn't there)... What the--?!?.. .Airlock... I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE!! COME OUT HERE AND TELL ME WHERE YOUR VESSEL IS!!
  • ???: Yoohoo! (6 silhouetted figures pin her down)
  • Tricorn: HEY! OW! (The smallest silhouette wraps a rope around her snout to keep her from breathing fire) MPPPHH!! MMMMMPPPPPHHH!!!
  • Airlock: (Flies down into the area) You have gone too far to leave zis place, Tricorn! You are under arrest not in ze name of ze authorities, but in ze name of ze Slugbutt Mafia, for attempting to bump off ze big boss!
  • ???: Yeah! (The six silhouetted finaly reveal themselves as aliens, one being a red-skinned alien with a Mobius moustache and a smart eyeglass, one with brown-and-orange-spotted skin and 4 arms, one being a small iguana-like reptile, one being a pointy-eared purple alien with knives and a deformed mouth and cybernetic eyes, one being a goat-like alien with an electrical mace, and the last being an orange lion-like muscular being with a gladiator-like outfit)
  • Iguana-like Alien: You ain't leaving this lump of a rock no matter what!
  • Deformed Alien: Cut?
  • Red-Skinned Alien: No, no cut! That'll just make her angry.
  • Baron Von Airlock: Meet ze Dark Trinity, ze Slugbutt boss's best assistants. Zhey are people who have whipped creatures like you for years on end! Even you are no match for zhem! (Tricorn tries breaking free) Oh, don't bother trying to escape, zhese shackles are made of ze best alloys alien money can buy!
  • Tricorn: (Growls) MMMMPPPPHHHH!! MPPPH-MMPPPHHH!!
  • Baron Von Airlock: Resistance is futile, you murderous excuse of a senator! Take her away!
  • Lion-like Alien: With pleasure! (Chuckles) We'll give her a warm Slugbutt Mafia welcome on the way there! She'll suffer more pain than the Alphan Gryths that I bestirred on my home planet! And those things are REAL monsters! (Chuckles as the 6 aliens took Tricorn away)
  • Baron Von Airlock: (On radio) Zhis is Airlock to Slime! Tricorn has been apprehended! I repeat, Tricorn has been apprehended, and is ready for punishment!
  • (Slime): Excellent work, Airlock! I knew I could depend on you! Make sure she never escapes!
  • Airlock: As you wish! Airlock out! (Hangs up, and the group is seen carrying Tricorn off on an aircraft by the Shell Lodgers)
  • Kowalski: We're too late! They've got Tricorn!
  • Skipper: Not on my watch! Rico, bazooka that craft out of the air!
  • Rico: Okay! (Hacks out a bazooka and prepares to fire)
  • Shifu: No! We cannot let the Mafia know that the authorities are onto them. We do that, and they'll be well-prepared, which we cannot allow.
  • Icky: "So we're allowing those guys to just kidnap Tri-corn?! Ok, granted, she brought an un-nessersary amount to death to criminalistic alien snails and assulted an alien pig, almost killed the slaves of an alien anaconda, and nearly killed a comatosed daughter of a rouge alien shark ex-galactic fed sciencetist, but-"
  • Shifu: "We need the element of surprise if we hope to actselly be of any help to Tri-corn. We need to discretly follow them in shadows so we can find the main base itself."
  • Spongebob: "We're deffently gonna need that help now. Shen, are you sure Celestia is gonna get them here in time?"
  • Lord Shen: Oh, I'm sure. It can't be that hard for her to get here in time, can it?
  • SpongeBob:... No, I guess not. Let's just follow that aircraft! (They jump into the van and follow it)

Later...

  • Lion-like Alien: (He is seen beating up Tricorn) YOU KILLED HUNDREDS OF THE SLUGBUTT'S BEST EMPLOYEES!! YOU TREATENED A TERMINALLY-ILL CHILD'S LIFE, AND YOU ATTEMPTED TO MURDER THE BOSS!! THAT CALLS FOR DUE PUNISHMENT!
  • Tricorn: (Muffles as she was still muzzled by the ropes, and the Lion-like Alien roars loudly at her as it manages to frighten Tricorn and shake the place)
  • Lion-like Alien: Yeah, that's what I thought. My roar is just as frightening as the Voxolon, the biggest and most vicious killing monster in the gladiator ring!
  • Red-skinned Alien: Uh, I don't think she cares about that, she already gets the point.
  • Deformed Alien: Cut?
  • Red-skinned Alien: No, Scar, we can't resort to that kind of violence. Zimba's beatings are punishment enough.
  • Lion-like Alien (Zimba): Good! (Punches Tricorn's nose as she muffles in pain, and Zimba chuckles) Just a little taste! What do we do with her now, Cyclon?
  • Red-skinned Alien (Cyclon): We lock her up! It's where killers like her belong! The authorities should have done that a long time ago!
  • Zimba: As you wish! (Drags Tricorn away into a cell, shackles her to a wall, and shuts the cell)
  • Tricorn: MMPPHH!! MMMMPPPPPPHHH!!
  • Four-Armed Alien: Sorry, what's that, missy? Could it be Morse code for 'F*** you'? Well, f*** you, too! (The 6 laugh as Tricorn growls angrily)
  • Cyclon: The boss will decide your fate later. Odds are that he'll want you executed for your actions! Better make yourself comfortable.
  • Goat-like Alien: Now stay in there and think about your actions.
  • Cyclon: Come, my friends. Time to celebrate a mission success! (They leave as Tricorn muffles loudly and struggling to break free)

Meanwhile...

  • Shrek: (They make it to the abandoned dragon dungeon)...Well, that must be where they're keeping Tricorn!
  • Donkey: How are we supposed to break into that place?
  • Icky: I get that we need to rescue her, but what are we going to do once we do that? What if she walks out on us the moment we let her go?
  • Iago: "Or bowl us over like bowling pins. She's OBVIOUSLY not the listening type."
  • Jamica: "I know that donguin. It was a donguin created back before Malefor screwed this world up badly. It used to be a prison with cells that mind-warped it's prisoners to never leave. It's an anichent and magical place. It would only allow those who have control of the heart of the prison to take any prisoner in and out."
  • Icky: "Well I doubt those Slugbutt thugs have it."
  • Jamica: "The Heart of the prison was once in a museum.... Until it was stolen by the Slugbutt Mafia's Gangster Bots."
  • SpongeBob: THOSE FIENDS, THEY'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!! Looks like we'll have to get that Heart from them!
  • Po: And where would the Heart be?
  • Jamaica: It's at the only place where a person wouldn't dare to go. It's at the Slugbutt Mafa Headquarters on Slimeball.
  • Brandy:... You, have, got, to, be, kidding!
  • Icky: WELL, THIS IS JUST F****** PERFECT!!! WE HAVE TO GO TO A F****** FORTRESS IN ORDER TO GET THE ONLY WAY TO RESCUE TRICORN!!!
  • Jamaica: What, you didn't think that the boss of the mafia would let the Heart be somewhere with less protection than the headquarters, did you? The Slugbutt Mafia are not idiots.... At least, not high-ranking members like the Don who runs it. They won't let anyone interfere with what they need to do. Tricorn has done so much pain, that it's possible that they'll execute her.
  • Lord Shen: We'll NEVER get the Heart in time!
  • ???: Oh, yes, we will! (Celestia and the Mane Six teleported to them)
  • Lord Shen: "Oh thank goodness, Celly! We could use serious help here."
  • Twilight: "Well, we took so long because.... We, kinda needed to invite even more help."
  • Alister and Jasmine, Xenon and Kate, Tiki and Edgar, and the ones formerly Dinosaur Man, Scor-Rab-Der, and Radiosaurus came in.
  • Shrek: "Well.... That explains alot."
  • Alister: "Anyone threatening Tri-corn is also threatening the prototype of a truely revoluionairy device. Not to mention if they figure out how to corrupt it's programming, they could end up with a potainionally dangerious dragon."
  • Xenon: "I'm here cause I heard rumors that the mafia boss is a horrendusly troubled mutant. I wish to comfirm that if it's true or not."
  • Tiki: "I'm here cause Tri-corn doesn't deserve to be hurt for whatever reason these guys want to hurt her for."
  • Radiosaurus: "We're here cause.... Well, we kinda owe her for trying to kill her once... That and, Candence at the Monistairy said this would be the perfect chance to do good with the senator."
  • Celestia: "We also got Axle and General Horns and their allies to help, but they agree to divert the attention of the kidnappers with the High Council while you proceed to get this "Heart"."
  • Lord Shen: Great! Then the first thing we do when we're on Slimeball is that we talk to Lord Shelluon.
  • Celestia: I have to admit, it's been a while since you last saw him.
  • Icky: If by a while, you mean 5 years. I'm just glad that you two got our senses back on track when we were basically holding you against your will to get your snail prejudice out of your chest blind to the fact that we should've let you do that on your own.
  • Lord Shen: Had to be done.
  • Celestia: You guys should just get moving while we handle the dungeon matters.
  • SpongeBob: Alright, then! Let's go, guys! (The Lodgers enter the van and go into space)

Meanwhile...

  • Dr. Cyclon: (Arrives to Tricorn in her cell) Well, Tricorn, it appears that the boss does want you dead after all. He says you must die at midnight for your actions.
  • Iguana Alien: You're in deep trouble now, Tri-Corny! Maybe it'll show you not to mess with the Slugbutt Mafia next time... Oh, wait, there won't be a next time! HAH!
  • Scar: Cut?
  • Dr. Cyclon: Oh, you will have your chance VEEERY soon, Scar.
  • Zimba: Can I at least stomp on her for about three hours when she dies?
  • Dr. Cyclon: No, that's a bit too extreme. I don't want blood splattered all over the place and spend LOADS of time scrubbing it off the floors. Blood is really hard to clean up these days.
  • Zimba: Then I'll do it outside!
  • Dr. Cyclon: And leave the blood to be seen by the authorities? Absolutely not! As a guy who tried to beat up police, you should be well aware of that by now!
  • Tricorn: (While the six were talking, Tricorn tried to sneak away by detaching her shackled legs, and tries to sneak out, but then the cell glowed and hypnotized her into falling unconscious)
  • Dr. Cyclon:... Well, well, it seems that she tried to escape. HAH! I warned her that the cell had a mind of it's own. Dragons these days, am I right, Tetra?
  • Four-Armed Alien (Tetra): Right as rain, baby.
  • Dr. Cyclon: Well, let us move. And let's not open this cell again just in case. (Chuckles evilly as the six left, unaware that they were watched by Celestia, who teleports away)

Slimeball

  • Mr. Dodo: (The van exited hyperspace and arrived at Slimeball) Well, here we are.
  • (Celestia): (On communications) Celestia to Shell Lodgers! Come in Shell Lodgers!
  • Kowalski: We're here, your highness. What's up?
  • Celestia: I was spying on the ones who captured Tricorn, and they went to tell her that she's going to die at midnight.
  • Donkey:...Uh, why not dawn?
  • Celestia: Possibly so they can get rid of all traces of involvement in time so nobody will see them.
  • Lord Shen: Then we must hurry!
  • Mr. Dodo: Easier done than said! (They blast down to the planet's surface and arrive at a large castle)
  • Lord Shen: Well, we're back at Lord Shelluon's castle after over 5 years.
  • Xenon: "This is slimeball? It's, surprisingly clean for a planet of giant alien snails. You'd think it'd be, messier and, slimier."
  • Icky: "That's mainly because of the those hover-scooters they have. They felt that since they LITTERALLY move in a snail's pace on land, they needed alternate ways to travel and simply get anywhere."
  • Iago: Well, DUH! They're snails and slugs!...Come to think of it...what were they using BEFORE they invented hover-scooters?
  • Lord Shen: Possibly wheelchairs. They might've discovered wheels when they were just starting to become intelligent...just like humans did, apparently.
  • Icky: Well, we can't waste time thinking of how long they've been using faster transportation right now. We've got a murderous dragon to save... And do whatever punishment she needs.
  • Lord Shen: "Dodo, make the nessersary contact to Lord Shelluon."
  • ???: Oh, that won't be necessary, I saw your van arriving. (Lord Shelluon appeared)
  • Lord Shelluon: I have to admit, Shen, it's been over 5 years since we last saw each other.
  • Lord Shen: Well, this is not for a friendly reunion. We have to discuss the matters about the Slugbutt Mafia.
  • Lord Shelluon: (Surprised)...What about them?
  • Sparx: Well, to put it simply, a bitchy Senator is in trouble from them, and we need to find something at their HQ to help rescue her before they have her executed.
  • Lord Shelluon:... Oh, boy, what did this 'Senator' do to them?
  • Spyro: A lot! She started burning down many of it's buildings, killing and melting the slimeballians in service to the group, and even threatening a terminally-ill child's life while she was being treated.
  • Lord Shelluon:... We're talking about Senator Tricorn, aren't we?
  • Sparx: Yep.
  • Lord Shelluon: (Sighs) I was expecting that! Especially since it's boss has been wanting revenge on her for quite some time.
  • Spyro: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You know the boss of the Slugbutt Mafia?
  • Lord Shelluon: Yes... I feel that I owe you an explanation. Come inside, and I'll explain everything.
  • Lord Shen: Well, it would seem we're getting somewhere after all. Lead the way, friend.

Chapter 6: The Tragic Truth About Don Slime

The Anchent prison.

  • The Dark Trinity returned to Tri-corn.
  • Dr. Cyclon: "Someone speical has desided to talk to you one last time before midnight."
  • A screen comes up.
  • A voice: "Hello, Tri-Tri!? How's being a senator like you always wanted to do doing for ya?"
  • Tri-corn made a muffled gasped!
  • The screen showed Don Slime.
  • Don Slime: "..... That's right, it's me, bitch?! Someone, remove the rope from her snout! I don't like to talk to people in where I can't understand what they're saying."
  • Zimba: "You sure? She tends to be a loudmouth bitch."
  • Don Slime: "Not to me.... Trust me on this."
  • Iguana Alien: What if she burns her way out of here? That's why we tied her mouth up!
  • Don Slime: Have you forgotten, Hackerz? These cells are meant to nullify a dragon's powers by taking away all the energy they need so they can't use them to escape. Unless she is supplied with more power gems, she is powerless.
  • Iguana Alien (Hackerz): Well, if you're sure. (Goes inside the cell and removes the rope from Tricorn's snout)
  • Tricorn: (Scoffs) Your name is Hackerz?
  • Hackerz: (Smacks her in the nose) YOU THINK MY NAME IS FUNNY?!? HUH?!? DO YOU?!? I can have those prosthetics of yours hacked and I can make you tap dance anytime I want, so SHUT THE TWEAK UP!! (Tricorn tries breathing fire, but she is powerless to do so)
  • Don Slime: Save the flames, Tricorn, your power is exhausted. Now since you're going to die, I will explain everything to you.
  • Tricorn: Well, tell me right now, HOW THE F*** ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!? YOU WERE DEFORMED AND BLOWN UP IN THAT SHIP'S EXPLOSION!!
  • Don Slime: Patience, missy! I am getting to that?! But first, a quick recap.

Flashback.

  • (Don Slime): "Remember when Me, Cyclona, and that hamster chick got kidnapped by those butt-ugly Grox?"
  • (Tricorn): Yeah, again, you were deformed. I thought you were messed up to the point that there was no hope.
  • (Don Slime): You couldn't be more wrong, Tricorn! I was fine! Though barely! You see, when we were still fighting during the Great Grox War, the Grox were doing dangerous things to their abducted victims. They had developed a mutagen called 'groxygen', which could radically alter genetic codes, and was used by the Grox to create the many genetic weapons that fought for them because of the fact that our atmospheres are poisonous to them. When me, Cyclona and the hamster were captured, we both had a lot of problems. Not only did we have difficulty breathing in the Grox' atmospherics, but I was being horrendously altered with groxygen since a distinctive Grox scientist felt that new genetic weapons should be made... All without authorization of a superior figure, by the way. I was sure that the things done on me would be halted as soon as the Grox realized the crimes being committed. But... They weren't. Thus, I continued suffering the experiments done on me. Then that's when you came to rescue the three of us. I kept trying to talk to you, but I was completely unable to because of the experiments and the alternate atmosphere in the ship. I could barely speak. But instead of rescuing me so expert scientists can restore me to health... YOU ABANDONED ME!!!
  • (Tricorn): FOR THE THIRD TIME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER!!! HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO-
  • (Don Slime): SILENCE!! I was shocked that you would think quite a thing, yet I was even MORE shocked to find that you came with reinforcements. An entire ship coming to knock the Grox ship out of the sky. The impact of the crash certainly would've killed me... But thanks to the Grox's experiments, I was lucky to have survived. The problem was that I couldn't eat anymore! All food was poisonous to me now, and the only sustenance I required was this cigarette that the Grox used to feed their genetic weapons. The groxygen it is derived from has been keeping me alive ever since...

Present

  • Don Slime: I have always hated you as well! I wanted to make you pay for neglecting to rescue me when there was truly hope for me than you thought! But now that you've caused more suffering than ever, I'm afraid you must be killed!
  • Tricorn:... But... But I thought we were friends!
  • Don Slime: We WERE friends! And believe me when I say you've had this coming for a LONG time! I'm gonna make you wish that my trap for you back in Equestia worked that time!?
  • Tri-corn gasped!
  • Don Slime: " (Being Coy) Oops! Did I mentioned that?"
  • Tri-Corn: "You..... YOU CAUSED THAT THING TO ATTACKED ME!? HOW?!"
  • Don Slime: "How did you think that egg got off the nest, stupid?! I had a gangster bot took the thing and left it in a place for you to find and stupidly mistake it as abandonned! That was my first attempt to kill you?! Then I tried paying Mang Cobra to corrupt those stupid horses to do that forth of july fiasco in the off chance they would kill you?! I gave that freaky voo-doo guy Facilier the idea to bring back your other victims and to corrupt that monstrosity of a lawyer to have you killed?! YOU DIDN'T HONESTLY THINK I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR YEARS UNTIL NOW, DID YA?! I TRIED TO HAVE YOU KILLED PRIOR BEFORE, YOU HALF-WITTED BITCH?! I'm surprised you were even ALLOWED TO BE CAPTAIN?!"
  • Tri-corn: "...... Slimey, wh, why?"
  • Don Slime: "WE ALREADY DISCUSSED ABOUT THE ABANDONMENT THING?! THOSE PRIOR ATTEMPTS AT YOUR LIFE, FAILED BECAUSE OF EITHER DUMB LUCK, INCOMPIDENCE, OR THOSE LOUGERS! More or less a combination of the three. You survived the snake thing thanks to that stupid horse princess?! Those crazy racist mythical creature slayers BARELY had the chance to go after you, the damn morons?! That brain-pod could've done a better job PROTECTING HIS OBVIOUS WEAKNESS!? I WAS FRUSTRIAGHTED THAT I CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN!? That, is until I met the dark trinity. Now THESE guys get shit done! And soon, you'll be even MORE doner then that."
  • Tri-Corn: "Slimy, please! I'm, I'm sorry I didn't realised that you were still alive! I didn't know! I, I honestly didn't know?! You, you have to believe me!? (Starts crying), I'M SORRY?! I'M SO SORRY?!"
  • Tri-Corn starts to cry, surprising the Dark Trinity.
  • Cyclon: ".... Sir, is she, crying?"
  • Don Slime: "LIKE A BABY!?"
  • Cyclon: "Forgive my objections, but, when I agreed to, end her legacy, I thought I was punishing a murderious tyrant. Not someone who's really... A short-sighted bad-tempered idiot troubled by bad judgement, and a faulty prototype."
  • Don Slime: "Hey, tecnecally, SHE IS THAT!? At least, mainly because of Glitch-corn."
  • Zimba: "Of which tecnecally, your respondsable for. Your kinda the reason why's such a bitch to everyone."
  • Tetra: "And she CLEARLY sounded like she regrets it. At best, she's only an idiot who's only dangerious provoked. Your men are dead and three of your strongest members are arrested cause she was prevoked."
  • Don Slime: "Oh boy.... Oh, boy. I know where this is going. I seen certain episodes of the cronicles to know where this is heading. I heard of villains losing the loyalty of minions because of seeing how dark their actions are. That has the making of an easily preventable betrayal to use against the unknowing sap! Well I know better then that! I desided that Tri-corn discovering her mistake with me is punishable enough. But only in phase one. Phase two is what I would like to call, Operation Atonement. Yo, Lizard boy? You made a comment about hacking into her cyber parts, right? How's about, instead of death, we turn her into the most powerful weapon the Slugbutt Mafia has ever had?"
  • Cyclon: "Wow, you almost concerningly gotten over your personal pain, sir."
  • Don Slime: "Hey, if it means keeping you guys from being used against me, by all means, it's bridge on the water. Besides, I still get something out of this. Tri-corn values her reputation more then even her life. So, nothing screams fate worse then death, THEN BEING TURNED INTO A MAFIA'S GROUP MOST DANGERIOUS WEAPON!? TRI-CORN WILL BECOME THE MOST DANGERIOUS MEMBER OF THE MAFIA ALLIENCE?! IT'LL DESTROY HER SENATOR REPUTATION, AND I GET A COMPROMSIED BUT STILL SATISFYING REVENGE!? Win-win, right guys?"
  • Cyclon: "One issue.... She only has HALF of a cyber-connected brain. The rest is organic."
  • Don Slime: "I have something to resolve the organic problem. I keep a good deal with the leagers. You see, they're generious enough to loan me A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CORRUPTION POWDER?! TRIPLE A STUFF?! It's garrintied to be irreservsiable except for one weakness... Love.... Well, that, and being purifived by the purple dragon. BUT NO ONE ACTSELLY LOVES TRI-CORN!? NOT EVEN HER STUPID SECTRATARY SNAKE JAMICA!?"
  • Tri-Corn: "NO?! SLIMY, PLEASE!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? IT'S YOUR MUTANTION?! IT'S MAKING YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN!? THE SLIMELOID I KNOWN WOULD NEVER DO THIS?!"
  • Don Slime: Well, too late! The Slimeloid you know is no more! You should've been a more protective friend! Sure I can't bring myself to execute you anymore, but corrupting you onto my side is much worse than that! Nobody is going to accept you anymore because of your actions anyway! You're in my turf now! And if they have to kill you in order to stop you, fine! At least my revenge will be complete soon.
  • Tricorn: This isn't over, Slime! The Lodgers will stop you!
  • Don Slime: Is that right? Well, what do you think they're going to do to you when they rescue you, huh? I may not have my revenge if they do, but at least I'll have the satisfaction that your life will never be the same after how many murders you committed! Everyone's gonna demand you be impeached! You'll be ruined, and nobody in the UUniverses will want you as a senator ever again! So if you think there will be a rainbow around this corner, then you are solely mistaken! (Tricorn is shocked at those words)... Oh, don't take it so hard, Tricorn! Surely you saw it coming. (Chuckles)
  • Tri-Corn covered her face, and cried more.
  • Don Slime: "Cyclon, get the whiney bitch ready to be taken to Slimeball for a more private corruption."
  • Cyclon: "As you command, sir."
  • Don Slime: "Oh, and you can wrap up her mouth again. The damn crying's getten on my nerves!"
  • Hackerz: I'm on it, boss! (Wraps Tricorn's mouth up again)
  • Dr. Cyclon: Well, I guess we should get started on the corruption process. Then after that, me and Tetra can have a nice make-out sesson to celebrate.
  • Tetra: Oh, you always know what to say to a woman, babe!
  • Don Slime: "Yeah yeah yeah, we all got the comspect that you two are an item. I expect Tri-corn all corrupt up to her tail and arrived in Slimeball at the exact time my celebration party begins. Do NOT be late."
  • Dr. Cyclon: Yes, sir! (Don Slime leaves)
  • Hackerz:... Well, you may be able to live, but your luck will run out eventually.
  • Zimba: Let's go, guys! It's time for lunch. They're serving Gothon beef, my absolute favorite.
  • Goat-like Alien: Well, I don't eat meat since I'm naturally a vegetarian. Instead, I'm having a little fajita filled with spices, herbs and Dragon's Breath peppers. Hear those things are inflamingly good for vegetarians.
  • Dr. Cyclon: Yeah, of course, Monlan. Let's get moving. (They all left as this was all being watched by the Mane Six as they teleported away)

Slimeball

  • Lord Shelluon:... Well, that's about it in a nutshell. Don Slime was neglected by a misinformed Tricorn, and now he wants revenge on her. He was even the one responsible for her becoming that angry to begin with through that snake creature.
  • Icky: WHY THAT LITTLE D****** ****** **** ** **** ********** ***** *************!!! I'm going to shove salt so far up his ass, his entire digestive system will be inside out!
  • Lord Shelluon: "If your gonna be violent about THAT, then you do NOT wanna hear about how he's respondsable for the fiasco in the 4th of july celebration-"
  • Lord Shen: "WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! HE'S RESPONDSABLE FOR CAUSING PRED TO EVEN DO WHAT HE DID AT ALL!?"
  • Lord Shelluon: "(Gulp).... He, hoped for an off chance Tri-corn would be victimedised.... It, at least wasn't as bad as him being respondsable for the corruption of the Brain-pod-"
  • Crane: "WHAT!?"
  • Tigress: "So ULTAMATELY, Slime is behind this as well!"
  • Lord Shelluon: "Well, he mainly had a Gangster Bot do the snake thing... He.... Momentarly made a friendship with the leage for the firework thing and the Qu Dan lawcase."
  • Icky: "Ok, the lawcase we're not too surprised, but THE LEAGE HELPED WITH THE FORTH OF JULY MESS!? HOW!?"
  • Lord Shelluon: "Well, Slimeloid asked Mang to secretly corrupt the mythic creature slayers and those councilers to even go through with this at all. I mean honestly, did you actselly think the same councilers who approved for Twilight's ascendion would SUDDENLY want to hurt her, JUST TO PROVE A RACIST POINT CORRECT!? Honestly, even Slimekur would think that's stupid!"
  • Celestia: ".... Then I owe Shineflare a grevious apology. She doesn't even realised that it wasn't solely her fault."
  • Lord Shelluon: "But luckly, the leage convinced Slime that to avoid him getting discovered by the lougers after the court mess, that it's was best that the leage would reckinmended him instead to a group of people, MUCH, much more capable to get the job done."
  • Tigress: "Who, are they?"
  • ???: "The Dark Trinity."
  • Patrick: "WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A GHOST?!" (The Grand Councilwoman appeared with a few alien guards)
  • Grand Councilwoman: I came here when I heard that Tricorn was causing mischief with the Slugbutt Mafia. Naturally, I would have her punished for something like that, but I'm afraid it is your jurisdiction. First, I must explain who the Dark Trinity is!

Flashback

  • (The Grand Councilwoman): The Dark Trinity is a Futurasian criminal group who holds on to the belief that technology should only be reserved for those who are ready and trustworthy, and that primitive beings shouldn't be introduced technology and let them discover it for themselves. It's a common law that the Grand Council of Old passed eons ago.
  • (Icky): Oh, aside from not trusting vigilantes and almost getting us disbanded?
  • (Grand Councilman): Actually, I passed that law. I find vigilantes that are unauthorized rather dishonorable. You were only spared because you WERE authorized. Anyway, each of the Dark Trinity's members had their own pasts that made them gifted to be members. It's leader, Dr. Cyclon Hacslis, was hoping to join Galaxy Defense Industries as a highly-regarded scientist. However, even when reporting fellow employees breaking this law, he abandoned his dream and founded the Dark Trinity, gaining 5 more members including his girlfriend martial artist, Tetra Patra, who lost her father to an illegal technology exchange operation and joined to avenge her father, a small hacking expert named Hagon Malar, AKA Hackerz...(Icky scoffs)...who was wanted for sabotaging of public robots and computers, as well as the hacking of Futurasia's best robot law-enforcer, Perseus-QX, a deformed and mentally-ill alien named Scartrox Kleegen, nicknamed 'Scar', who was sent to an insane asylum for his knack of cutting himself and threatening others who tried to stop him, and being molded by Cyclon into a vibroknife-wielding assassin, a large alien named Monlan the Dishonorable, who was only dishonorable because he testified against his own brother in court for breaking our laws about introducing technology to primitive beings, even though he swore to protect him...
  • (Monkey): Yeah, I know the feeling.
  • (Grand Councilwoman):... And then there's the most dangerous of them all, Zimba the Invincible. He was once a gladiator on his home planet who took down several gladiators and gladiator creatures, and his only known weapons are his fists, and his earthquake-like roar which is easily comparable to the Voxolon, a massive alien which is native to his home planet, and was arrested for being rather battle-lustful, and had the foolishness of challenging Perseus-QX. These 6 joined together to emphasize the dangers of introducing technology to primitive creatures.
  • (Sparx): Oh, that's not so bad.
  • (Grand Councilwoman): By sabotaging it just to prove a point.
  • (Sparx): Ooohh...

Present

  • Grand Councilwoman: The Futurasian president declared these renegades wanted all over the UUniverses with a reward of up to 260,000 Sporebucks.
  • Fidget: Uh... Why do you guys use the currency of the aliens in the SPORE galaxy, exactly?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Because of the Hundred-Year Grox War we had a long time ago. Ever since we defeated them after a hundred years of battle, we ordered them to halt their attacks on Galactic Federation worlds and to keep their personal thoughts to themselves. I personally find them disgusting that they won't even explain to us what ticks them off, because that's what ended up causing that war in the first place. I swear, these creatures are difficult to communicate with without angering them.
  • Cynder: So you know about the war that turned Don Slime into the criminal he is today?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Since the Slugbutt Mafia began! I was unable to keep track of that fool's actions since he was so secretive. Even I didn't know that the idiot was responsible to setting up the circumstances that turned a once-proud senator into a prejudicial maniac. But now that I know, it is crucial that we come here to shut down this Mafia since it has just gone too far pushing Tricorn into a mass-murdering spree.
  • Icky: "Well now the mutant a-hole is gonna exicute Tri-corn by midnight unless we snag the heart of the prison!"
  • Jamica: "That might not be the case forever.... Tri-corn, may be a hard-headed.... Person, but she's not without remorse.... At least, to those she thinks is worthy of it.... She legitamently feels awful about not saving Slime. She cries herself to sleep everytime she thinks about him, or on memorial day when the names of Soldiers are honored, Slimeloid's included. And I had heard that the ironicly named Dark Trinity has a sense of honor. Albeit, twisted and askew. But they know well enough what true remorse is. They are likely to get second thoughts about Tri-corn being what Slime think she is."
  • Grand Councilwoman: "But Slime is no fool. He knows of their honor well and is quick to offer compromises to maintain their loyalty and still get even with Tri-corn. Likely, since Tri-corn managed to do more then give a few dents into the Slugbutt Mafia..."
  • Jamica: "Slime would turn Tri-corn into an unstoppable weapon for the Slugbutt mafia to use?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, bothersome!?"
  • Icky: "And to worse it off, the Slugbutt Mafia is one of the mafias allied to the Mafia Allience! Tri-corn would end up being useful to them like what Darth Vader was to the empire!"
  • Jamica: "And Tri-corn values her ability to have the people's trust! This.... This would destroy that trust! To Tri-corn, not being trusted as a Senator anymore is a fate worse then death!?"
  • Po: Oh, no! Tricorn is going to be scolded greatly!
  • Grand Councilwoman: I'm afraid so. I'm not sure how Tricorn is going to continue on when this is all over. She could be kicked out of her position as Senator. She could be sent to Prison 42 for life.
  • Melman: Well, what're we gonna do then?
  • Lord Shelluon: "Well, luckly, because Don Slime is so focus on getting revenge on Tri-corn, he never got the chance to spend money on compident defences. So the closest he has to any defence, is alot of armed guards, but that's about it."
  • Icky: ".... Seriously? This guy didn't even bother getting like a defence electric sheild or a security system?"
  • Lord Shelluon: "No."
  • Icky: "..... Then HOW THE HELL DID A POWERFUL CRIME EMPIRE LIKE HIS MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG WITHOUT BEING STOPPED BY NOW?!"
  • Lord Shelluon: "Why did you think he picked one of the hottest deserts ever? The Slimifar Desert is as hot as the sun can make it! And on top of that... (Shudders)... The HQ is on a sand patch surrounded on all sides by massive salt flats."
  • Count Razoff: ".... Salt's not very scary at all."
  • Kowalski: May I, Skipper?
  • Skipper: Yes!
  • Kowalski: (Slaps Razoff) You do realize that salt kills snails and slugs, right?
  • Count Razoff: Hey, I didn't know that, man, you didn't have to slap me! But hey, I guess just guards aren't much to handle, right?
  • Lord Shelluon: "Oh yeah, totally. It helps that alot of them are gonna be busy with the celebration of finally containing Tri-corn. But only a few will be defending, which gives you a great advantage."
  • Crane: Wait, uh, why are you so worried about the salt flats when you could just fly across it in your hover scooters?
  • Lord Shelluon: "Hover-Scooters overheat too easy because the surface of that salt flat is INCREDIBLY hot! The patrols, entrances, and exits of that area are only safe on wheeled vehicles. But it's still nothing you can't handle since the patrols will be busy with the celebration, but that doesn't mean Slime will be stupid enough to make that leave his place defenseless. The place has a large central tower for scouting for intruders to get all forces mobilized."
  • Sam: Oh, that won't matter. We'll just be attacking from the sky in our van. We'll hit them long before the poor bastard on the top can sound the alarm, let alone get all the forces mobilized. Those guys won't get an upper hand against us no matter how hard they try.
  • Grand Councilwoman: And as soon as Don Slime is stopped, we'll be there to arrest him, or even be there to assist you if things get too hot.
  • Shenzi: Perfect!
  • Icky: Villains these days are so incompetent! No wonder we're always winning! I LOVE IT!
  • Patrick: You ready to go for it?
  • SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, it's now or never!
  • Patrick: Why does he say that?
  • SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the men's room.
  • Banzai: Didn't you already know that, Pats?
  • Patrick: Hey, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes!
  • Squidward: PFFT, no wonder people think you're an awful character these days. Even I missed the supposed "Likeable" Stupid Patrick! It's THAT bad, people!
  • Skipper: Let's roll!

Chapter 7: Tricorn Gets Corrupted by the Trinity/The Lodgers Attack

The Prison.

  • Dr. Cyclon: So, Hackerz, did you get something when scanning Tricorn's head machinery?
  • Hackerz: "Fortunately, the scan allowed me to make a schematic that I took the time to study."
  • Tetra: So what do we do?
  • Hackerz: Simple. All we have to do is rewire the artificial medulla oblongata and shut down Glitch-Corn so she doesn't end up ripping us apart and killing us, upload a loyalty program with the right tinkers, and then use the powder to corrupt her. Easy-peasy!
  • Zimba: "Wait... What if she's one of those, "Fusion Battery" Cyborg types? They're difficult and dangerious to corrupt. We're talking, the taming of the Xamolar dangerous and difficult."
  • Hackerz: "Luckly, these sketmatics said she's not... Not yet, anyway. She only has something simular but not as obviously powerful. Otherwise, would Glitch-corn even be a problem to this bitch if she had an actual fusion battery?"
  • Dr. Cyclon: I see your point. Now what are we waiting for? Let's loosen some screws!
  • Tricorn: NO! I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT!!! (Tries struggling)
  • Zimba: HOLD STILL, LUNATIC!!
  • Tricorn: No! You can't make me! I will keep fighting until I get away from you jackasses, and there's nothing you can--(Zimba removes her limbs, tail and wings)
  • Zimba: Oh, I can't, can I? (Chuckles evilly)
  • Hackerz: Don't worry, senator! The process won't hurt...much. (Opens the head prosthetic and sees several advanced wiring and machinery)...Wow! That's not the capacity I was expecting. But that isn't anything I can't deal with. (Unplugs a wire and shuts Tricorn down, and Hackerz does a few hacking to her head)
  • Tetra:...You think this will work, baby?
  • Dr. Cyclon: Don't ask me, Hackerz is the man with the plan... Well, the... Sillon... Man with the... Well, you get the idea. He knows what he's doing.
  • Zimba: And if it doesn't work, I'll give Tricorn a serious beating!
  • Hackerz: It won't backfire! Now keep quiet so I can concentrate. (He began tinkering inside Tricorn's head)...aaannddd...DONE!
  • Monlan: That's it?
  • Hackerz: Yeah. All I had to do was rewire the artificial medulla oblongatas' signaling matrix, connect it to reptilian region to let rage do some strengthening, and carefully rewire the basal ganglia implants into the same area.
  • Monlan:... Uh, you lost me after 'Yeah'.
  • Dr. Cyclon: He's saying that he did it.
  • Hackerz: Okay, let's get the corruption powder ready. I'm about to start her up again.
  • Zimba: "I'll be ready to punch her out incase she's STILL gonna be a pest!"
  • Hackerz: "No need for that, musle-brain. I can control the loyalty program through my state of the art Tecno-Glasses. I was able to put a small device inside her head that allows me to do so. That way, if she ever goes nuts, I can easily control her."
  • Dr. Cyclon: Excellent.
  • Hackerz: It gets better. Should the Lodgers ever get an upper advantage, like if some fool caused them to step up their game through a contrived accident, the device can be detonated at any time either by command or if it's triggering circuit is disturbed like if it was being removed or if my glasses were broken.
  • Dr. Cyclon: And you're sure that this backup plan is flawless?
  • Hackerz: Yes
  • Dr. Cyclon: Good.
  • Hackerz: Except it can be shut down safely by command. (Dr. Cyclon shrugs) But don't worry, we can avoid that! All we have to do is keep quiet and just say that it can't be deactivated. Trust me, it's all under control.
  • Zimba: You're a genius, and yet you can't make it unstoppable?
  • Hackerz: If I did, then even WE couldn't stop it. What if I activated it as a threat and they immediately changed their minds, and it would go off anyway? There has to be a safety feature in these kinds of things, or else it could be used against us.
  • Dr. Cyclon: Yet you leave it open for the Lodgers to take advantage of it? What happens if they should find out that it WASN'T unstoppable?
  • Hackerz: That will never happen! That's the point of lying!
  • Dr. Cyclon: The Lodgers are NOT idiots, Hackerz! They have ways to discover lies.
  • Hackerz: How about I make it that only I can deactivate the device, then?
  • Dr. Cyclon: That's just as destined to fail. They could turn you into a vegetable just to get you to deactivate it.
  • Hackerz: Don Slime?
  • Dr. Cyclon: They could beat it out of him too, and lying that the other can activate it isn't going to stop them. Hackerz, this backup plan is destined to fail no matter how hard we try. I demand this feature to be removed PERMANENTLY!
  • Hackerz: "WHAT!? But if I do that, then it won't work at all! It would end up looking like we're making empty threats to pathicly scare them to lose to us when they were about to win!"
  • Dr. Cyclon: "NO EXCUSES, HACKERZ, JUST DO IT!?"
  • Hackerz: (Sighs) Fine! But don't blame me when we get threatened with jailtime by those idiots. (Does work on the device) There, are you happy?
  • Dr. Cyclon: Yes!
  • Hackerz: Shouldn't we make another backup plan?
  • Dr. Cyclon: We have no time! We just need to go with what we got. And besides, we've got enough skill and muscle to defend ourselves. If we can easily pin down a rampaging dragon, we can surely defend the boss from those misfits.
  • Hackerz: I've got a feeling that won't be enough.
  • Dr. Cyclon: Just shut up and turn her back on! (Hackerz sighs and does that)
  • Tricorn: Uhhghh... What happened? (Tri-corn saw the Dark Trinity) OH IT'S YOU FREAKS AGAIN!?
  • Monlan:... Uh, Hackerz, why did she say that? Isn't she supposed to be serving us?
  • Hackerz: We only have control of the CYBERNETIC part, muttonhead! We still need to put corruption powder in her to complete the process!
  • Monlan: Oh, alchourse. Cyborgs were never easy to covert to one's side. Zimba, the powder! (Zimba hands over the powder, and Monlan blows it on Tricorn)
  • Tricorn: AAAHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS LIKE SAND!!! AAAHHHH!!! (Growls angry as red eyes became appearnet)... Let's do this!
  • Hackerz: Like I said, a piece of cake.
  • Dr. Cyclon: I have to admit, I am impressed.
  • Hackerz: "Now, some tests to see if it works. Dance test."
  • Hackerz presses on his Tecno-Glasses.
  • Tri-corn began to do random dances!
Caramelldansen English ( Lyrics )

Caramelldansen English ( Lyrics )

first song

Second Dance.

Moskau Lyrics

Moskau Lyrics

Third Dance.

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (1982)

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (1982)

  • Scar, Zimba and Hackerz started laughing!
  • Zimba: "Look at this stupid bitch dance! HA! She dances better then a Gamoorkenian Sex Fiend!"
  • Hackerz: Well, at least we know the controls work.
  • Dr. Cyclon: Excellent work, Hackerz. I'm sure that the Lodgers will be stopped even without that ridiculous backup plan you had.
  • Hackerz: ".... I, hope so."

Slugbutt Mafia HQ

  • Don Slime: (A transmission calls) Slugbutt Mafia, this is Don Slime speaking.
  • (Dr. Cyclon): It is done, sir! Tricorn is now serving us, and will make sure that this Mafia stays protected from the Shell Lodgers!
  • Don Slime: Excellent! Now bring her to me.
  • (Hackerz): I hope that celebration your guards are having doesn't last long. It would be pretty stupid to leave them off duty for too long. No offense.
  • Don Slime: Oh, I'm sure my troops are quick enough to respond to a threat. I mean, as long as NOTHING happens to the tower which is currently the ONLY thing capable of spotting trouble within miles of here.

Meanwhile...

  • Alien Slug #1: (He was at the top of the central watch tower with another guard)...Hey, take a look at the size of this bird! (Hands Alien Slug #2 some techno-binoculars)
  • Alien Slug #2:...Hmm, that IS a pretty big... Wait a minute... (The object in the sky appears to be the Shell Lodger van)
  • Skipper: FIRE AT WILL! (They fire their laser cannons at the top of the tower, causing it all to collapse)
  • Rico: SCORE!! (Cackles)
  • Icky: "Doesn't it feel hypocritical that we complained about Tri-corn killing criminals yet we may've just took the life of those two tower guys?"
  • Skipper: "Here's the difference though: Our authorized hero licenses are also licensed to kill licenses. Tricorn is supposed to be a Senator and is NOT allowed by High Council and Galactic Federation law to take any lives herself, while we are allowed to do so if, and ONLY if, either we didn't have a choice or they can be resurrected. Also, our licenses disinclude children, the elderly, minorities, those considered to be idols, 'which various', the corrupted, the mentaly disturbed and those trying to get a sueiside by cop/hero death-wish, and it espeically forbids the killing of the terminally ill, which if Tri-corn was even ALLOWED to have such a lizence, it would SERIOUSLY be revoked by now."
  • Shifu: "But even then, we still know better then to take this allowence for granted and always choice alternate ways to punish evil, without taking a life away. Besides, I sense those two tower guards are still alive, but they're unconjustus and all their communications are lost."
  • Icky: "But now we need to make it look as if the attack never happen to keep our element of surprise."
  • Po: "But, what about the guards NOT attending the party?"
  • Spongebob: "I had a friend take care of them."

Elsewhere.

  • The only avaluable guards are seen swooning and wolf whisling to what appears to be a very sexy Snail woman. It was really Gary in disguise.
  • Gary's thoughts: Meow! ("This better be worth it! This is almost as bad as when Spongebob brought over that monster and named it Puffy-Fluffy!")
  • Alien Snail thug: "Give me a kiss, love! And I'll die with a smile on me face!"

Back to the van.

  • Icky: "..... Where did you managed to get the time to get Gary here and get him to pretend to be an alien snail chick?..... Wait, let me guess.... Pinkie Pie?"
  • Spongebob: "Pinkie Pie."
  • Pinkie Pie: "Your welcome! (Squees)"
  • Iago: Uh, I don't think that can make up for the fact that the tower collapse was so loud it caught their attention.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, trust me, that didn't cross my mind! I may not be adequate enough to get a driver's license, but I'm not stupid.
  • Squidward: Yes you are.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? Prove it! (Squidward shows him the disturbing toenail-ripping scene from 'House Fancy' on an iPhone)...Well, I...(Squidward then shows him the scene in 'A Pal for Gary' where he mis-sees what's happening to Gary)...That was just a...(Squidward then shows him scenes from 'Demolition Doofus')...I...(Squidward then shows a compilation of all the times in the series where he fails his driving test through crashes or chaos)...OKAY, SO MAYBE I AM STUPID IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, BUT THE POINT IS THAT WE NEEDED GARY TO DISTRACT THOSE GUYS SO THEY WON'T SPOT US EARLY!!
  • Mr. Dodo: "Luckly, Gary has managed to distracted ALL of the uninvited to the celebration guards, and fortunately, they're all too stupid to take a brief look of something EXTREMELY obvious like a destroyed tower and are too love-strucked to hear anything out of the ordenary."
  • Icky: "Ok, WHY did the Mafia Allience included these guys if they're actselly THAT incompident!?"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Oh, fascinating history on that. You see, the Slugbutt Mafia has gotten ahold of valuable Slimeballian tecknowagey that the Mafia allience is very interested in, as well as a strong control in trade for drugs, sweap shop made clothing, Gangster bots, which the Slugbutt mafia was able to buildt millions of factories for, and-"
  • Icky: "Dodo, I was being retorital."
  • Iago: My biggest question is why all these villains are hiring complete idiots to be henchmen. It's like some kind of deus ex machina to keep the plot going.
  • Both Tweedles: Conflict, what's that?
  • Lord Shen: Nobody cares. Let's just get this attack started!
  • The Van uses a beam to rebuild the tower, but remove it's communications and the tower guys and placed them in the van storage.
  • Icky: "Here's hoping we don't end up forgetting about those guys."
  • The van flies out of plain sight just in time as the Dark Trinity ship enters the planet, and lands into the base.

Celebration.

  • The Dark Trinity enter the main Mafia base room as the celebration was heard and seen, filled to the brim with criminal alien snails and slugs, as a song was heard.

(Some singing robots and Don Slime sang this.)

SpringTrap Sings ''Just Gold'' Song

SpringTrap Sings ''Just Gold'' Song

  • Hackerz: "Oh, crud buckets! Nothing makes a villain less threatening then having him sing!"
  • Don Slime: "Bah! Everyone's a critic. So, have you done the job?"
  • The corrupted Tri-corn came in.
  • Dr. Cyclon: "She is garrintied to never abandon you again, Slime."
  • Baron Von Airlock arrived.
  • Baron Von Airlock: "Ya know Slime, I admire your maturity of turning Tri-corn into your personal wrench instead of ending her."
  • Don Slime: "Well, it was mainly to keep the Dark Trinity from turning on us, but I had realised that having a powerful cyborg around is a brillient plan to finally get me into good tidings with the Mafia Allience. Did you managed to recover Porknor, Chizzler, and Zea?"
  • Baron Von Airlock: "Oh-ho-ho, my artifictal bermuda cyber whale captured them before they had the chance to react! Oh, there she is now!"
  • A flying robot whale appeared and spat out the Galactic Federation prison transport!
  • The Alien Slugs surround the victile, and broke out it's contents.
  • Proknor: "Hey, hey, hey! All right, Slime came through for us!"
  • Madam Chizzler: "Was there ever any doubt?"
  • Dr. Zea: "Slime, what were you thinking about trying to kill the senator, you idiot of a living pile of mucus!? The Mafia Allience leader will proceed to-"
  • The three saw Tri-corn and screamed!
  • Porknor: "BOSS?! LOOK OUT?! THE CRAZY DRAGON LADY'S HERE?!"
  • Don Slime: "Relax, my alien compatries! The Dark Trinity placed Tri-corn under OUR control now! We can make her do whatever we want now! I desided it would be WAY more satisfiving destroying her reputation then just killing her! And we get a powerful cyborg on our side! Well, outside of you Zea, in some tecnecallity."
  • Dr. Zea: ".... You, don't actselly think, the higher crime-lord himself, would overlook the DAMAGE the senator did, and YOUR INCOMPIDENCE, just because she's powerful!? YOU KNOW WELL, THAT THE HIGHER CRIME LORD IS NOT A FORGIVING PERSON!?"
  • Don Slime: "Oh, as long as he wants to still maintain the rotine shipment of Slimeballian tecknowagey, I think he might learn to forgive and forget."
  • Dr. Zea: "He, would have, ZILLION OTHER WAYS TO OBTAIN THE TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT YOU OR THE SLUGBUTT MAFIA!? AND ON TOP OF THAT, TRYING TO TURN TRI-CORN INTO AN UNSTOPPABLE WEAPON WOULD ONLY INVITE THE HEROES TO RUIN YOU?! THAT MAKES HAVING HER HERE A DANGER TO NOT JUST THIS MAFIA, BUT THE MAFIA ALLIENCE ITSELF?!"
  • Don Slime: "Ok, I know for a fact your just bad mouthing her because your still pissed about Tri-corn almost killing your daughter. You'd otherwise be all for this."
  • Dr. Zea: "Believe me, Slimeloid. My personal grivences are not respondsable for these completely legit concerns about what you want to do now! Corrupting people like Tri-corn and forcing them to destroy their own reputations, is, is beyond dishonorable?!"
  • The Dark Trinity began to look at eachother in concern.
  • Don Slime: "Uh, Zea, you mind not saying that OUTLOUD in front of the Dark Trinity? They're abit touchy about that, "Honor" stuff. Secondly, we're a criminal organisation, Zea! You know "honor" isn't exactly in our volcabulary! But for the Dark Trinity's sake, recking Tri-corn's rep is still better then killing her!"
  • Dr. Zea: "Honor is MORE complex then a mere act of not killing someone! True, it does include that, but, it's FAR more complex then what you think honor is about!"
  • Don Slime: "Oh look, a rouge sciencetist from the G-Feds is gonna lecture me about honor, and yet you went and tried to make an unahuttherised and controverseal cure for your kid's sickness because the higher ups said no! Isn't honor about obeying rules as well, Dr. Complexity?"
  • Dr. Zea: "My daughter needed a cure, and I was desperate! You disobeyed orders from the Mafia Allience for petty revenge for a mistake Tri-corn didn't at first realised she made!"
  • Don Slime: "Oh sure, you broke the rules for family. But it's obvious old Vain butt didn't at all appresiated it. I was at least nice enough to give yous a place to hide from the coppers! A private spot in the cold areas of the dragon realms where you can persue your cure in whatever way you want possable, in return to keep me hooked with Groxygen."
  • Dr. Zea: "Slime, do not take my loyalty in question, I DO appresiate your, and I qoute, "kindness", you have given me and my daughter, and I consider this Mafia impourent for her surviveal! That is WHY I am advising you to reconsider this new plan to turn her into a pawn! It will only serve to further enraged the heroes!"
  • Don Slime: "Zea, I appresiate looking out for me, but no sweat! I got some boys out there ready for any surprise! Those lougers would be toast before ya know it."
  • ???: OH, SLIME!! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!
  • Don Slime: (Gasps and almost chokes on his cigar)... WHAT?!? THEY'RE HERE?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? (The guards appeared with smooch marks on their faces as Gary appeared disgusted having to make them)... GUYS, WHERE WERE YOU?!?
  • Alien Slug #4: Oh, we were just enjoying the attention of sexiness! That lady in there was so gorgeous! (They all laughed)
  • Dr. Zea:... So, your henchmen are nothing more than mere idiots who are metathorically blind AND deaf to loud noises such as spaceship noises? Oh great grimblack, I can see why villains like you are so easy to defeat these days. I'm starting to think this mafia only lasted as long as it did was mainly thanks to the Allience.
  • Don Slime:... (Looks angrily at his henchmen)... YOU IDIOTS!!! YOU COULDN'T EVEN HEAR A SPACESHIP APPEARING?!?
  • Alien Slug #5: What are you talking about, boss?
  • ???: SLIME, I SAID GET OUT HERE NOW, OR WE WILL BREAK IN THERE OURSELVES!! (The guards chuckled nervously and Slime ended up throwing them out the window and in front of the Lodgers)
  • Don Slime: CONSIDER THIS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE, YOU WORTHLESS LACKIES!!!
  • Alien Slug #4: BOSS, NO, WE'RE SORRY!!!... (They looked behind them to see the Lodgers, who cracked their knuckles and got ready to fight)..... Oh, bull-slime.
  • Don Slime: (Watches as they got beat up) Hmmph! What am I going to do with these idiotic excuses for henchmen? I... (Everyone looked at him shocked)... What are you looking like that for?
  • Dr. Cyclon:... That was the most DISHONORABLE act I have EVER seen from you!!!
  • Dr. Zea: Those guys didn't deserve to get beaten up like that, and you throw them out just because of an accident?
  • Don Slime: THEY HAD THE GALL TO BE DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING ATTRACTIVE LOOKING INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOBS!! THEY NEEDED TO BE PUNISHED FOR IT!!
  • Tetra: Hey, it's your own fault for hiring idiots in the first place.
  • Don Slime: "Hey in my defence, smart guys are expendsive to hire! I'm lucky I even managed to have guys like Doc Zea and you 6 thanks to the majority of my money being spent on revenge!"
  • Hackerz: "HAVEN'T YOU TRIED TO BALENCED YOUR MONEY BETWEEN REVENGE AND PROPER HENCHMEN PAYMENT, YA BIG SMOKING BAG OF MUCUS?!"
  • Don Slime: "Balence.... Money?"
  • Zimba: "Wow.... Dishonorable is one thing, but incompident with money too? Wow, he WAS lucky he was able to last this long as a successful crime lord!"
  • Don Slime: "Aw come on, guys, your honor thing is REALLY gonna make you guys turn on me for being abit angry?"
  • Tetra: My father was a victim of being abused by a greedy profiteer and forced his loyalty through the kind of abuse YOU just did to those guys! And my father PAID dearly for that obedience by being sent to jail! If you were able to keep them for this long, you would at least forgive them for the mistakes they made. And also, if you KNOW that they make mistakes to begin with, you could've simply entrusted SLIGHTLY more compident guards instead?!
  • Don Slime: THEY LET THOSE LODGERS INSIDE THE BASE!! ARE YOU SAYING THAT I SHOULD LET THEM GO THAT EASILY?!? I don't think so! They got what they deserved.
  • Monlan:... You're despicable! Dishonorable! FAITHLESS!!
  • Dr. Cyclon: YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT US DEFENDING YOU AFTER THAT UNFORGIVABLE ACT!! If this place is to be flawless, then I say WE should be the ones to run it!
  • Don Slime realises that he just fucked up.
  • Don Slime: ".... Aw nuts.... In hindsight, the fact that you guys have some kind of honor code should've been a red flag for me that something like this would happen.... I was never really good with foresight. Uh, Baron, could you uh, help out an old friend?"
  • Baron Von Airlock: ".... Afraid not, old friend. I finally see you are FAR from the Slimeliod I lost, and not just physically."
  • Don Slime: "AW, YOU TOO!? FIRST TRI-CORN, NOW YOU?!"
  • Baron Von Airlock: "I am sorry, Slime, but I am starting to think the Slimeballian that was my friend DID died in that Grox ship! You are just an escaped exspeariment!"
  • Don Slime: "..... Are we SURE it's not too late to forget about this and-"
  • Tri-corn grabs Slime by the throat!
  • Don Slime: ".... Safe, (gag), bet, that's a no."
  • Dr. Cyclon: "Luckly for you, we're ABOVE ending your waste of an existence. But we still think, that due physical punishment is in order. Tri-corn will at least get to enjoy punishing the very mutanted beast that ruined her life, and tricked others into supporting his aimless quest of vengence!"
  • Don Slime: "(Gag), Cy, buddy, don't ya think your going abit too extreme with this?"
  • Dr. Cyclon: Oh, we may be criminals of honor, but we don't serve dishonorable people like you! And I think we have just the punishment for you! (They end up throwing him out the window and right in front of the Shell Lodgers)
  • Don Slime:...(Looks at the Lodgers, and screams like a girl)
  • Tetra: Maybe next time, you'll take a good lesson not to trick those with honor by disgracing even your own minions!
  • Don Slime: DON'T LEAVE ME, YOU FOOLS!!! I DEMAND THAT YOU PROTECT ME IMMEDIATELY!!! (The Dark Trinity shut the window curtains on him) PLEASE!!! NOOO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!
  • ???: Why shouldn't they? (The Lodgers approached him)
  • Shenzi: Honey, you're just like Scar! You have the balls to actually turn against your own henchmen who can't help it that they make mistakes.
  • Lord Shen: And now that you've paid the price for it, you're going to tell us what we want to know!
  • Don Slime: HEY, TRICORN WAS ALREADY CORRUPTED, AND SHE'S IN THAT ROOM RIGHT NOW!!! DON'T PUNISH ME, PUNISH THEM!!
  • Shifu: (Chuckles) You think it's that easy that we'll spare a criminal like you rightful punishment? You've done crimes just as worse as they have!
  • Lord Shen: Yes, if I was still evil, I would NEVER treat my henchmen like you did!
  • Boss Wolf: Uh... You killed me because you wanted me to cause a friendly fire.
  • Lord Shen: THAT was more of a case of mental insanity born from being on the verge of defeat. Otherwise, abusing my followers would never be on the agenda. Anyway, the point is that you're still a criminal, and criminals simply cannot be spared.
  • Don Slime: THEN YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!! (Suddenly realizes he has no hover-scooter)... Crap! Aw come on fellas, don't villains punish incompident henchmen all the time?
  • Icky: "Tecnecally, that's true, but even the Leage would know to only restrict it to scolding and nessersary physical punishment! And occational, extremely painful chores."
  • Don Slime: "Aw come on, I may not be a saint, but the Dark Trinity are still the ones who screwed up Tri-corn!?"
  • Sandy: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR HIRED THEM TO DO SUCH!?"
  • Don Slime: "Uh...... I should warn you that physically touching me might have a risk in getting infected by the Groxigen in my body?"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "That only works if your crazy enough to ingest, if injected into you, or even have a small taste of it."
  • Don Slime: "...... Can I claim, mutantion insanity?"
  • Icky: "So can Dr. Cockarouch, but at least HE can learn to control himself!"
  • Don Slime: ".... Aw, crap...."
  • Don Slime covered his eyes!

Back inside the room.

  • Random fighting sounds were heard.
  • Dr. Cyclon: ".... There's a good chance the lougers won't be content with punishing Slime for long. Baron, evacuate all the Slimeballians in this room, along with Dr. Zea, and, (looks at Porknor and Madam Chizzler), those two, on your escape ship."
  • Baron Von AIrlock: "Ja."
  • The Baron and the rest of the Slugbutt Mafia began to retreat!
  • Zimba: "Not that I enjoy a challnage, but, ya sure it's a good idea to send an army of criminals retreating?"
  • Dr. Cyclon: "An army would be over-kill, when you have a cyborg dragon with a millaterry exspearience under your control."
  • Monlon: "Not to mentioned that they're less likely to actselly be a threat anyway."
  • Dr. Cyclon: "Hackerz, set Tri-corn into the combat position."
  • Hackerz did that as Tri-corn was set in a combat stance.
  • Hackerz: Good thing her tail spikes can grow back pretty quick. (Does a command and grows the tail spikes back)...I'm actually confused at how that's possible. Usually it takes dragon spikes a few months to grow back.
  • Tricorn: Not for a Dragon Realms dragon. Our biology is so good, we defy laws of nature, ergo magic!
  • Hackerz: Go and destroy the Shell Lodgers!
  • Tricorn: As you wish! (Smashes through the wall and roars at the Lodgers)
  • Sparx: AAAAHHHH!!!
  • White Rabbit: MOMMY!!!
  • Tricorn: (Lashes at the Lodgers with her spiked tail as they dodged, turned around, and blasted her fire breath at them, turning SpongeBob and Patrick cartoonishly into ash, and most of the Lodgers appear to be cartoonishly affected. Whiskers is burned, Pain and Panic are scorched and slip off a burned wall, Shrek's butt was on fire, and Po was scratching his butt on the ground)
  • Po: AAA-HAA-HAAOOW! HOT BUTT, HOT BUTT, BUT BUUUTT!!!
  • Don Slime: (With marks and sores on his body) Good luck defending yourself against her, let alone defeat her! The Trinity said that her new enhancements improved her skills.
  • Napoleon: Ain't the first time WE'VE dealt with a cyborg, pal!
  • Lafayette: Yeah, in fact, it ain't the first time we've dealt with HER!
  • Kowalski: That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--(He, Private and Rico are smacked away by Tricorn) DOOF!!
  • Zimba: (He and Monlan jumped to the ground from the hole in the wall while both had the other 4 on their backs) YEAH, OH YEAH!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN LIKE THAT VOXOLON ON BALCON!!!
  • Hackerz: Initiating aerial attack protocol! (Commands Tricorn to take to the sky, take a sharp turn, and charge up a flame ball and launch it on the ground, knocking the Lodgers across the base yard)
  • Sandy: (Lassoes Tricorn accurately on the snout) Nothin' like a bit of ropin' to get the heart pumpin'! (Tricorn grabs the rope, pulls, and launches Sandy towards her and breathes fire towards her) YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Spyro grabs her before she hits the fire) WHEW! That was close!
  • Sparx: Next time, try not to lasso anything that can pull back harder.
  • Tri-corn: "I, AM GONNA ENJOY GETTING BACK AT YOU MISFITS FOR ALWAYS MAKING ME LOOK BAD IN YOUR LITTLE ESCAPEES!?"
  • Spongebob: "Uh-dabuh-buh-buh-buh What are you talking about? We never humiliated you!"
  • B.O.B.: "But what about the time I ended up making Tri-corn glitch-out after that Jiggleodon insodent?"
  • Patrick: "And when we didn't bring back that mutant shark?"
  • Icky: "And that thing with Tiki?"
  • B.O.B.: "And her reaction to the leage uplouding the Tiki thing?"
  • Patrick: "And when that Pred guy ruined the forth of july for us?"
  • Icky: "And her epic reaction to when Oilspill's little secret self-clean-up scam was exposed?"
  • B.O.B.: "How about when-"
  • Spongebob: "NOT HELPING YOU GUYS?! Also, half of those things are not DIRECTLY are fault! Tri-corn because of that cyber-brain has a bad hapit of taking everything thing to a worse case scenario!"
  • Tri-corn: "YOUR FAULT OR NOT, YOU STILL MADE ME LOOK LIKE A TYRANTICAL IDIOT!?"
  • Squidward: "You mean as if your not capable of doing that on your own terms?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "Bad time for being snarky and cynical, Mr. Squidward?"
  • Squidward: "Oh why is th-" (He is burned by Tricorn) AAAAAAHHHH!!!...Ow!
  • Tricorn: YOU'RE NEXT!!
  • SpongeBob/Patrick: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
  • Sandy: (Slaps the two of them) KEEP IT TOGETHER, AND LET'S TAKE THIS CORRUPTED PAWN DOWN!!
  • ???: Yoo-hoo! (Zimba pounces on her and smashes her head into a wall)
  • Sandy: (She is dizzy and sees nuts around her head)...Hey, pal! I'm an engineer! That means I solve problems! Not problems like what is...beauty...(Falls unconscious)
  • SpongeBob: HEY, NOBODY TOUCHES MY GIRL!!! (Takes out his karate gear) YOU LOVE FIGHTS?!? WELL, NOW YOU'VE GOT ONE!!
  • Zimba: HAH! You know karate? You don't have the balls!
  • SpongeBob: Well, actually, I have no balls at all because I'm asexual. But that doesn't mean it's impossible to reproduce sexually!
  • Zimba: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, DOOFUS!! (Roars in his face)
  • SpongeBob: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Zooms off)
  • Zimba: Hmmph, weenie!
  • Sandy: (Spontaneously conscious again) NOBODY CALLS HIM A WEENIE EXCEPT HIS FRIENDS AND THAT ONE HOT-DOG SERVING ROBOT!! (Stomps on Zimba's foot as he does the Tom scream)
  • Tetra: "Yo rodent! How's about we settle this like women. You and me, right here, right now."
  • Dr. Cyclon: I think it would be great if we did our part to defending what is rightfully ours! Hackerz, find a safe spot to control Tricorn while we handle these bastards!
  • Hackerz: Yes, sir! (Scurries off)
  • Tetra: Alright, bitch! Let's settle this like TRUE martial artists! (Rips off her suit and reveals a martial arts attire and displays her muscles, and then Sandy does the same thing in the same yellow jumpsuit she wore in Karate Island, as her tail shows off muscles, and Tetra shows off her muscular 4 arms, and then the two charge at each other as train noises were heard, yet they past each other)
  • Sandy:...Okay, why did that just happen?
  • Tetra: (Turns back and Sandy jumps above her and in slow motion kicks Tetra in the face, and lands accurately on both feet)...Impressive feat for an earthly rodent!
  • Sandy: I've fought karate masters who have mastered MORE than just karate. I even take the time to learn a few techniques from other martial arts just to get around.
  • Tetra: HAH! I've learned over 13 martial arts from any available martial arts class in any Galactic Federation world, including Earth! Sure it was hard having to cope with only two hands with the holographic disguise, but it was still worth it.
  • Sandy: Less talk, more fight! (Karate kicks towards her, yet Tetra is able to grab her foot, and starts spinning her around as they levitate like a helicopter, and then she lets go, leaving Sandy to crash into a wall)
  • Tetra: BOOM! Take THAT, fuzzball!
  • Sandy: (Recovers from the blow and cracks her neck)...I've withstood worse. (They continue fighting, and while they were, Monlan was charging towards B.O.B, but when he hit him, he cartoonishly bounced back from B.O.B's elasticity, and crashes through a wall and gets covered by debris)
  • B.O.B: Oh, yeah! You just got matador'd!
  • Missing Link:...That was a terrible joke!
  • Zimba: (Has SpongeBob cornered, and roars at him)
  • SpongeBob: (Gulps)
  • ???: HEY UGLY!!
  • Zimba: Huh?
  • Po: (Belly-flops Zimba into a wall and he too gets covered in rubble) SKE-DUSH!!
  • Scar: CUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!! CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!!! (He is seen battling the penguins as they dodge with impressive agility, and Scar leaps after them in the same manner, and almost manages to impale Private with his vibroknife while throwing it as it hit a wall)
  • Private: AAAAA-HAA!!!
  • Lord Shen: HEY, SCARFACE!! (Lord Shen scars Scar on the face as blue blood pours out of the scar)
  • Scar:...(Laughs) CUT!!! (Claps his hands)
  • Lord Shen: (Shivers) I'm actually rather disgusted that you like scarring yourself. How is it that you feel no pain?!? Good god, it's like I'm enabling an addict!
  • Dr. Cyclon: (Aims a small white blaster at Alister, who notices him and fires his phasers at him before he could shoot, knocking the gun out of his hands, yet Cyclon is able to jump in the air and catch it, and lands in an agile roll, and fires his gun at Alister, who barely dodged that time) Be warned, earth bird! The next shot won't miss!
  • ???: (Xenon pokes his back, and when he turns around, he roars in his face)
  • Dr. Cyclon:... Heh, I'm actually used to roars after constantly hearing them from Zimba.
  • Xenon: Yeah? Well, let's see how you like a hallucinogenic venom! (Thrusts his tail stinger, yet Cyclon is able to grab it before it could hit, and tears off the stinger, yet was protected from the oozing venom by his gloves)
  • Dr. Cyclon: Let's see how YOU like a hallucinogenic venom! (Stabs the stinger into Xenon)
  • Xenon:...You actually think I'm not immune to my own venom? Amateur! (Camouflages himself)
  • Dr. Cyclon:...(Uses his monocle to see Xenon through thermal imaging, and fires his gun at his leg, causing him to fall to the ground in pain) Word of advice, don't use that skill against someone who can see in thermal imaging.
  • Xenon:... If there's a few nip-picks I have for tecknowagey, it's when they're used to make camopluse a joke!
  • Tetra: HEE-YAH! (She and Sandy jump and climb across the walls attacking each other, blocking, punching, and kicking at each other, and Tetra manages to get the upper-hand by using her additional arms to tie Sandy's arms together while they were distracted, crosses them behind her back, and pins her to the ground) HAH! The alien martial arts are far more superior than any other human martial art can accomplish.
  • Sandy: Yeah? Well, at least you ain't got a bushy tail that can do THIS! (Uses her tail to tickle Tetra)
  • Tetra: (Laughs) Hey, no fair! (Laughs, and while she was distracted, Sandy elbowed Tetra in the face, grabbed her by her two arms, smashed her from side to side, threw her in the air, and karate kicked Tetra to a wall in slow motion)
  • Sandy: (Lands gracefully)... Next time, don't f*** around with a squirrel!
  • Dr. Cyclon was sofisicatingly moving away from strike after strike from Alister and Xenon!
  • Dr. Cyclon: "It's a pity, really. The famed Alister and Blake themselves, fighting against an equil. If it wasn't for this, allienment nonsense, I bet we would've been partners in science."
  • Alister: "Well good sir, I tried being evil once under the servitude of a extremely batty frog. It didn't felt like it was for me."
  • Xenon: "And a group fo villains tried to turn me into a slave! So I don't have much appresiation for it neither! And honestly, your otherwise a brillient being, and your gonna blame a few bad instences of people being greedy make you fight a battle tecnecally already won? There's already restrictions against giving tec to unready worlds."
  • Dr. Cyclon: "The current rules DON'T go far enough! They're too limited to tribal beings and medvil socities, and other such lesser levels. I am trying to advocate that socities like the dragon realms are no more ready for futurasian tec then they are! I am asentually doing you gentlemen a faver! Your talents and ideas are CHALLNAGED, by futurasian presence in your world. Xenon, what good would your cure ideas would be, if futurasian fluids are allowed there unterupted? And Alister, surely your company had a too challnaging competitor in the form of often vastly superior futurasian prostectics. We even already have in the works, prostectic brains garrintied to not glitch as badly, or be so easily malmitulated like your design. Should those such brains be allowed to worlds like the dragon realms, Cybercon would be vastly over-shadowed. What I am doing, is asentually protecting your businesses from being harmed by futurasian tec appearing in places it's not yet ready to appear in."
  • Xenon and Alister look at eachother.
  • Dr. Cyclon: "Oh come now, gentlemen... You know I'm right...."
  • Kate: "Xenon, don't let him get to you! Just because there's people that made stuff often more advance then you, doesn't mean your aren't considered great! You helped and saved lives just as well as any alien sciencetist, you might even be an idol to aliens!"
  • Jasmine: "Alister: "That guy's obviously trying to get inside your head, Alister, like what Spooner used to do. Your tecknowagey is still just as advance and incredable as the futurasian creations! Heck, you even have a reputation with the world. Your not gonna let some sorry rouge make you depress again."
  • Xenon and Alister's compidence was fully restored.
  •  Alister: "Sorry, good Doctor. I won't end up letting another maniac get into my head again. Like I said before, it's just isn't me."
  • Xenon: "And if I grown to congure my own previous doubts before, I'll congure the doubts you tried to bestowed apawn me."
  • Dr. Cyclon: "Ugh.... So much for dipolicy then."
  • Dr. Cyclon aimed his ray gun at the two as they prepared to fight, until Tiki bumrushed Cyclon into a wall and nearly knocked him out!
  • Tiki: "THAT, is being for what we dinos called a big pile of Spino poo-poo!"
  • Dr. Cyclon groaned.
  • Shen was having a tug of war with Scar over his spear!
  • Shen: "UNHAND MY SPEAR, YOU MENTALLY DISTURBED GOBLIN?!"
  • Scar: "SCAR CUT CUT CUT?!"
  • The Penguins were watching this.
  • Skipper: "Rico, your a psycotic, have any idea what he's saying."
  • Rico was blabbering and grunting and doing justures. One justures imatates a cutting motion.
  • Private: "Your, your saying that poor creature there has a cut himself fetish cause of a terrorable mental illness that gives him the mentality of an animalistic child, and when Shen cutted him, it rewoken his obcession previously lost when the Dark Trinity trained him to restraint?"
  • Rico: "Yep."
  • Skipper: "Well it's a good thing Rico knows his Psycotics, being one himself. Kolwalski, obtions!"
  • Kowalski:...Well, I guess the only way to deal with a psycho...is to send in another psycho.
  • Skipper:...BRILLIANT!!
  • Rico: Got it covered! (Hacks out some knives, and this surprises the penguins)
  • Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY, YOU CAN STORE KNIVES IN YOUR GUT?!?
  • Skipper: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT WITHOUT THE KNIVES CUTTING YOU OPEN?!?
  • Rico: You'd be surprised! (Leaps after Scar blabbering wildly, and Scar is stunned silent by him)...C'mere!...(Scar laughs out loud)
  • Scar: SCAR RIP!! (He and Rico got into a knife fight)
  • Skipper: Oh, GOD, I've never seen Rico get into a knife fight before!
  • Kowalski: Neither did I.
  • Private: Oh, I can't watch!
  • Skipper: Monster trucks, Private! Monster trucks!
  • Hackerz was in complete control of Tri-corn as she was over-wealming the Lougers.
  • Hackerz: "Oh yeah! Totally wished I instailled a high score system in this thing!"
  • ???: "Yo, dipshit!"
  • Hackerz looks to see Icky, Iago, Gilda and Trixie.
  • Icky: "Has anyone ever told ya it's not nice to hack into cyberconnectic dragon senators?"
  • Hackerz: "..... Tecnecally, no."
  • Trixie: "Well consider this the first time, you little reptilian vermin!"
  • Iago: "Give up those specs now or WE'RE REALLY GONNA MESS YOU UP!?"
  • Hackerz presses a button that puts Tri-corn on fighting auto-pilot as he runs off again!
  • Gilda: "HEY COME BACK HERE, YOU DWEEB!?"
  • Icky: "That little geek's controling Tri-corn! Let's nab him!?"
  • Icky, Iago, Gilda and Trixie chased after Hackerz!
  • Hackerz: I told Dr. Cyclon getting rid of the damn detonation function was a bad idea! (Takes out two plasma pistols and fires them at the pursuing Lodgers as they keep dodging, and Hackerz then contacted Cyclon) Uh, Dr. Cyclon, it appears the Lodgers found me! I require assistance immediately! (No respondence).... Aw, damn it, he was already beaten! And Scar boy's likely to be not much help! Time for drastic measures!"
  • Hackerz presses more buttons on glasses, and reveils an invisable tecno backpack that sprouted robotic spider legs!
  • Icky: "Alchourse. He went invader Zim on us."
  • Hackerz: "Get ready to be kishabobs, earth losers!"
  • Hackerz poses the spider legs to prepare to stab the persuers!
  • Gilda: Is THAT supposed to stop us?
  • Hackerz: (Thrusts the sharp spider legs at Gilda and fires his small plasma pistols as the pursuers continuously dodge) I'd better get outside for protection before I get apprehended! (Jumps out the window)
  • Gilda: Oh, no, you don't! (They all get out and find that he's gone)... Where did he go?
  • Trixie: Crap!
  • Hackerz: (He hides in another tower and tries aiming at the 4)
  • ???: You think that they were the only ones searching the place for you? (The Furious Five appeared)
  • Mantis: You'd better give us those specs, pal! You know how powerful WE are!
  • Hackerz: (Presses a button on his pack, and he gets an energy shield protecting him) Go ahead and try it! (The Furious Five attack but the shield blocks their attacks)
  • Crane: Wow, this shield puts up walls to people faster than even us!
  • Tigress: (She is wounded by a sharp spider-leg) OW!
  • Mantis: TIGRESS! (He is smacked to a wall)
  • Monkey: (A spider leg grabs him by the tail and smacks him into Crane)
  • Icky: (He and the other 4 arrive and see his shield)...Why didn't he use that before?
  • Hackerz: Because I needed time to charge it up! Nothing can penetrate it!
  • ???: Oh, nothing, huh?
  • Hackerz: Who said that? (Alister arrives with an EMP gun)
  • Alister: Good thing I got this EMP gun from your boss when I apprehended him! (Fires it at Hackerz, and deactivates his shield)
  • Hackerz: NO!! (Tries reactivating the shield, but the machine malfunctions and the spider legs disappear) NOOOOO!!! WORK, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE--(The device explodes from too much bad handling, and he is launched straight in the middle of the yard, and is soon surrounded by the Furious Five)
  • Tigress: Last chance, Hackerz! Give us the specs!
  • Hackerz: (Growls and takes out his blasters, yet Gilda grabs them, throws them away, and the group starts beating him up) AAAAAHHHHH!!!
  • Monkey: (Gets the glasses) Let's destroy this thing!
  • Hackerz: Good luck doing that! It's set to explode if it is ever destroyed. Had that addition set to it ever since I first created it. So go ahead and try it. (They look at each other and get determined looks)

Later...

  • Rico: (He has the glasses on a bomb on a catapult, activates it, and launches it in the air) 5...4...3...2...1...KABOOM! (The bomb explodes, destroying the glasses)
  • Hackerz: (Growls) You do realize that I can't see good without glasses on, right?
  • Rico: Good! (Slaps him in the face)
  • Tigress: Without the glasses to control her, Tricorn should go back to normal.
  • Tricorn: (She stops fighting, she pauses, and then gets angry again)...WHERE IS DON SLIME?!? I'M GOING TO KILL HIM AND HIS FOLLOWERS!!!
  • Hackerz: NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!? YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
  • Mantis: You SO have not been paying attention! (The Lodgers all pile up on Tricorn and stop her)
  • Tricorn: URRGHH! LET GO OF ME!! LET GO--(Icky ties up her mouth to keep her from breathing fire) HHHMMMPPPHHH!! MMMPPPPHHH!!!
  • Skipper: Save it, Tricorn! You've killed enough people as it is. We're not going to let you kill anymore!
  • Cynder: "Spyro, while she's pinned down!"
  • Spyro did the purple blast and knocks the corruption out of Tri-corn, and for now, deactivates Glitch-Corn.
  • Tri-corn: "..... Thank you......"
  • Icky: "Wait, what happened to the blue goblin guy?"
  • Skipper: "Don't worry. Rico gave him the attire generally approbeate for any psyco."

Meanwhile...

  • Scar: (In a straight-jacket) SCAR CUT!!! CUT!!! CUUUUT!!!

Back to group...

  • Tigress: Well, that's a relief.
  • Don Slime: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! (He appears with a large yellow plasma cannon) You all took away my mafia, my assistants, AND NOW MY REVENGE!! Well, if that's how you wanna play it, I'll kill you all myself!
  • Hackerz: A MARK 20 INTENSIFIER CANNON!? ARE YOU NUTS!? The fucking thing's been outlawed on all Galactic Fed worlds and is punishable by death! Not even the Trinity would mess with that thing!
  • Don Slime: I DON'T CARE!! I WON'T LET YOU RUIN MY ONLY HOPE OF GETTING REVENGE!! ALRIGHT, TRICORN, PREPARE TO DIE!! (Charges up the plasma cannon)
  • Jamaica: (Leaped in the air trying to sacrifice herself) NOOO!!!
  • ???: FREEZE!!! (Don Slime freaks out and accsidently fires the cannon in the air as it hits the tower, not at all near the lougers and heroes at all and destroys it in a massive and intense blast, and Galactic Federation soldiers storm into the yard, and hold all the bad guys at gunpoint, including Don Slime)
  • Grand Councilwoman: (She appears as Don Slime was cuffed) Don Slime, this has gone far enough! You are under arrest for maim, sabotage, the possession of illegal firearms, and various other crimes you have committed in the past just to murder Tricorn!
  • Don Slime: But-
  • Grand Councilwoman: NOT A WORD!! It's time you paid for your treachery. And the possession of an illegal armament as strong as the Mark 20 Intensifier Cannon calls for severe execution!
  • Don Slime: "EXICUE- (WHEESE), EXCUTI- (WHEESES, EXTENDED GASP), EXICUTI, I, DUH, AY, FOR A STUPID CANNON?!"
  • Cella appeared as well.
  • Cella: "A stupid cannon made illegal because it made assassinations and acts of terrorisum too unstoppablely successful!"
  • Don Slime: "(Blabbering like an idiot), why, WHY DIDN'T BIG T WARNED ME ABOUT THIS!?"
  • Tricorn: WAIT, YOU CAN'T KILL HIM!! HE'S JUST MISGUIDED!!
  • Grand Councilwoman: Yes, I can! Plus, you do not get to testify after the nonsense you pulled. You will be punished by the High Council after all this is over. As for Don Slime, he must pay the consequences for using such an extreme measure of not just one murder, but the murder of all of you! That blast wouldn't have just killed Tricorn, but ALL OF THE SHELL LODGERS AND HEROES THAT WERE ASSISTING THEM!! So yeah, Miss Jamaica, you still couldn't have saved Tricorn with that sacrifice.
  • Jamaica:..... If I was faint of heart, that would diffently get to me.
  • Icky:... DAMN, no wonder it's outlawed!
  • Shifu: Your grace, I'm not sure executing Don Slime is the answer.
  • Grand Council: You have no authority over the Galactic Federation. If you did, I'd never have wanted to have you all disbanded long ago.
  • Shifu: Haven't you forgotten that I am a member of the High Council? Therefore, I forbid you from-
  • Grand Councilwoman: It is NOT the High Council's decision to make! The only decision YOU must make is how to punish Tricorn! As for us, it is our duty to bring justice to Don Slime AND his followers. They're at least lucky it was long amended to remove the part of the law to exicute the followers of the cannon-user because of assusiation, but it was deemed, un-nessersaringly violent.
  • Don Slime: "Wait wait wait wait! That cannon wasn't originally mine! I don't even know where I can find them myself!! They are far too difficult to smuggle because they are too big to hide. It was given to me as an anitsiation gift by Big T himself! The owner of the mafia allience himself, Crimelord Ti-"
  • A nobody smacks into Don Slime's face as he screams as the Nobody seems to be trying to place it's palm into his head!
  • Don Slime: "GAHHHHHHHHH?! IT'S ONE OF HIS NOBODIES?! GET IT OFF, GET IF OFF BEFORE IT MAKES ME FORGET EVERYTHING?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "SLIMEY?!"
  • Donkey: "I GOT HIM?!"
  • Donkey tries to hit the Nobody by bucking, but the nobody dodges and Donkey ends up hurting Slime in the face!
  • Don Slime: "D'OW?!"
  • Donkey: "Did I miss?"
  • Don Slime: "No, I am just about to cry in tears of pain, bleeding in the face sharped with the pain of a mule's hooves BECAUSE IT'S A NEW DANCE CRAZE!?"
  • Donkey: "Oh, I thought because you were hurt."
  • Don Slime: "I AM HURT, JACKASS!? YOU DIDN'T HIT THE NOBODY AT-"
  • Don Slime gets covered by a dark subtence as he starts to blabber! The Nobody began the process of stealing Slime's memory of the entire Mafia Allience history, as well as his memory of founding the Slugbutt Mafia!
  • Shifu: "THAT BEAST IS STEALING HIS MEMORY!?"
  • Tri-corn: "SLIMEY?! LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU WEIRD SHOCK-PUPPET ABOMINATION!?"
  • The Nobody finished stealing the memories of Don Slime, who fell unconjustus because of the power of the progress, as the Nobody quickly retreated and moved too fast for even Gantu to stop with his blaster!
  • Gantu: "TROG!? THAT ABOMINATION'S TOO FAST?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "SLIMEY?!"
  • Tri-Corn was panicing and holding the unconjustus Slime.
  • Tri-Corn: "Please tell me there's an exbert on what that, THING, WAS!? PLEASE TELL THAT THING DIDN'T KILL HIM!?"
  • ???: "It didn't."
  • Ansem the wise came in.
  • Ansem: "The nobody had stolen all of Slime's memories of the Mafia Allience, and that of being the leader of the criminal organisation. The Nobody, was ordered to do so by the Old Snake, with a speical, stolen Nobody talisment that was previously in the realm of Kingdom Hearts. He's unconjustus because of the brutal power, but otherwise alive.... He's, severely unlikely to remember anything though."
  • Icky: "Wait, you mean the SAME old snake asshole who caused some trouble in Kratos?!"
  • The Snake Lougers and Sandy began to get mingrains.
  • Kaa: "AGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAH?! RANDOM HEADACHE ATTACK!?"
  • Sandy: "YOW?! IT'S LIKE I GOT TAPEWORM EGGS IN MY BRAIN!? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"
  • Ansem: "It appears Slime wasn't the only victim.... Sandra, snake lougers, do you remember the event concerning the Leage and Death Hawk?"
  • Savio: "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW?! Yeah, BUT WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE CLOWNS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH- (SCREAMS)"
  • Ansem: It seems you guys have been affected by that talisman as well. You clearly knew who the leader was and he needed to conceal his identity. Your migraines appear to be the result of you regaining some memories.
  • Sandy: Yeah, OWCH, but we still don't remember squat if what you said was true.
  • Ansem: The process of a victim of the memory-erasing talisman takes time. It's not easy to remember things when the Mafia Alliance uses such items on you. If memories were to even minorly come back for said victims, throbbing pain appears to try and make you forget it.
  • Lola Boa: WELL, IT'S REALLY WORKING!! AHHHGH!!
  • Skipper: (Sighs) This is going to be a case that'll be TOUGH to solve, even for the likes of us.
  • Private: Wait, doesn't the Dark Trinity know who the leader of the Mafia is?
  • Zimba: If we did, that thing would've attacked US as well, or at least would've brought friends! Don Slime was the only bastard in the Slugbutt Mafia who met the head honcho.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Who cares if he survived? He won't survive for long because laws are laws! And Galactic Federation laws say that anyone who uses a gun as destructive and dangerous as the Intensifier Cannon is too dangerous to be left alive.
  • Tricorn: IT'S NOT FAIR!!
  • Grand Councilwoman: HE TRIED TO DESTROY ALL OF YOU, HOW IS THAT NOT FAIR?!? I WANT NO MORE EXCUSES, OR I MAY JUST HAVE TO DENY MY OBLIGATONS AND LET YOU DIE WITH HIM!!
  • Merlin: You know you can't do that.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Try me! (Lord Shen points his spear at her)
  • Lord Shen: I don't think you heard him, he said you have no authority of Tricorn's punishment, and if you suggest otherwise, you'll have to answer to us!
  • Grand Councilwoman: (Sighs) Very well! Put that spear down! (Lord Shen does that) But I expect no resisting our orders to have Don Slime executed.
  • Ansem: Your grace, perhaps it is best if you only have him sent to prison.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Why? So he can escape and try to find another one of these accursed devices?
  • Ansem: "Think about it. He lost his memories of actselly owning such a device. He would even forget even how to use one. And doesn't it seem, unethical to exicute someone who doesn't even no longer remember certain details? By all means, if he doesn't even remember having the weapon, he won't even attempt to gain a new one. Besides, it's obvious with the loss of the memories that the Mafia Allience has denounced Slime as their member. It's safely assume Slime is no longer worth protecting for actions even they don't seem to approve for. And even then, even if he still had memories, he only got the thing as an anitsiation gift and has no idea how to smuggle another one. So exicution is a pointless jesture either way."
  • Cella: "..... He's, actselly right. Slime clearly doesn't have the memory of ownership of the cannon, or even the memory of where to get one. And he was clearly too much of an idiot to get another one even if he were to remember everything again! He's been made, mostly harmless. The council won't appresiate ordering the exicution of someone no longer THAT great of a threat, espeically not the councilers who are STRONGLY against the use of the death sentence."
  • Grand Councilwoman: "But the councilers who were from races victimised by those devices would complain GREATER that I let someone who was gonna use that thing alive! They're not gonna be sympathic for the fact he's no longer much capable to get a new one in any which tecnecallity!"
  • Cella: "That's the thing, the worse they would do, is cry political scandel, like ALOT OF THEM would if you did ONE thing unexpected to standerds! Heck, some of them still won't shut the crag up about leaving 626 Stitch on earth or not disbanding the lougers! And even IF you follow the standerds, there's still gonna be people complaining about what you did! And you would be surprise, how sympathic people would be, to someone who was a victim of a Grox exspeariment, and EASILY, over-look even his WORSE actions! Argueabily, the Grox, ARE indeed worse then a stupid cannon! Tri-corn alone, has a bad reputation for picking standerds over what is right! And I think your WELL aware, how well it has been going for her."
  • The Grand Councilwoman has a powerful realisation....
  • Grand Councilwoman: "..... I, see what you mean, Cella. As, horrendus Slime's crimes still are, he was but a product of a far worse force, and the actions he commited, were not truthfully his own, but that of Groxigen. And it is indeed worse then even the universes most, desistating illegal weapon. At least the weapon was originally meant for misguided but good intentions to end wars almost anti-climaticly quickly, but it was too powerful for it's own good, and would easily made wrong hands far more threatening. Groxigen, was meant for harm, no nay-saying about it. And Slime, originally tried to help destroy it.... It ended up getting to him first thanks to unfortunate circumstances.... (Sighs), I really hope this is worth the backlash those councilers are gonna give me over this, but, very well. Slime shall be the first to be an exception to the rule. He'll be only granted a life prison sentence. But, under the condition he is made further less a threat by curing him of Groxigen. The individual I would trust to avoid that weapon, but under the influence of Groxigen is another matter. Tecnecallity or not, even without memory of the weapon or how to get one even with it, he would figure it out under the influence. Ridding him of it would at least make him further unlikely to repeat this mistake."
  • Xenon: "I'll accept that challnage, your grace. I'll see to it I'll make an anti-counterpart to the Groxigen and cure Slime. You have the promise of the newest face for Mega-Sci-Corp."
  • Gantu: "It's very kind of you, Grand Councilwoman, but certain people are likely to complain about this."
  • Grand Councilwoman: "That's polotics for you. But fortunately, the silver-lining in this, at least the councilers who dispites the weapons, hate the Grox more then the cannon. They'll grow to, begrudingly understand at best."
  • Tri-corn was hugging the unconjustus Slime like there was no tomorrow, tears growing.
  • Tri-corn: "Slimey, I'm so, so sorry!?"
  • Jamica looks tearfully at Tri-corn's moment.
  • Icky: "..... Wait, what about that Baron guy and those other Mafia members?"
  • Gantu: "Our boys already interspeted his ship. He and the rest of them are not going anywhere except for the correctional factilities. Or to simplyfy it, jail."
  • Skipper: "So, in otherwords, this is pretty much the final chapter of the Slugbutt Mafia."
  • Shifu: "And a further dent into the ranks of the Mafia Allience."
  • Tigress: "And likely, the start of new trouble for us later down this road."

Chapter 8: The Confession Nobody Expected

G-fed Court.

  • Tri-corn was placed on trial.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Tri-corn, you have been placed on trial for counts of arson, attempted murder of a ill child, conspiracty to commit murder, unathurised persuit of a dangerious criminal organisation, one that attempted to end your life no less, momentary seritude to them through corruption, disobeying High council order and assulting heroes. How do you plead?"
  • Tri-corn said nothing.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "(Sighs quietly).... Your silence clearly indicates your too ashamed of yourself to even reply. And that's understandable why. Even though under the excuse of insanity, you have a known track-record of violent outbursts even for cases of moments not as threatening as you think. Many of us believed that Glitch-corn might make you, no longer worthy of being senator. Tri-corn, I know of the real you. The kind, benvolient you. But I'm afraid your cyberconnectic implants have, compromised your ability to accaquitely be a senator. Traditionally, you would simply be removed from power...."
  • Tri-corn was on the verge of crying.
  • Grand Councilwoman: ".... But after putting up a long debate with, many, understandingly spektical, and concerned councilers, we agreed that, de-powering you is not nessersarlly the approbeate answer. You need to be with an equil to be entrusted to keep you in line, even at your worse. But it has to be someone who not only respects you, understand you, or even sympathes with you, but someone who loves you. Trouble is, there was your husband, but, he obviously is more afraid then actselly loving you. So we will have to momentarly depower you until-"
  • ???: "LOOK NO FURTHER!"
  • Jamica appeared.
  • Jamica: "I, have something I want to admit to Tri-corn... But first, what's your view on, LBGT?"
  • Grand Councilwoman: ".... Well, as polotisions, it would be controverseal for us to bare true resentment to it. By all means we wouldn't, practice the things people like that would do, but virtually alot of races view those, unconventional practices as rights, even if some of them do have, controverseal nitpicks. But may I ask, what does it have to do with-"
  • Jamica: "You'll see in a minute... Tri-corn, there's something, I must admit.... I love you."
  • Tri-corn: ".... You mean, as a friend? As a boss? As a senator?"
  • Jamica: "Actselly.... Oh, how am I gonna explain this without confusing you, I.... Pardon my french, but, FUCK IT?!"
  • Jamica gave Tri-corn a big lip-to-lip kisses, earning a surprised gasp from the entire Councilers in the room!
  • Even the Grand Councilwoman and Gantu donned surprise faces.
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Well.... I certainly see the relivence of that earlier question now."
  • Tri-corn shoves Jamica gently!
  • Tri-corn: "What in the- for crying out- what in the, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! DID YOU JUST, GAY-KISS ME?! Jamica, why would you kiss me when you CLEARLY had a husband earlier in your life?! In fact, I'm straight myself! I don't do, gay!"
  • Gantu: It would appear she is a bisexual.
  • Tricorn:...(Does the Brian barfing gag as she barfs for a full 30 seconds)...AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
  • Jamaica: OH MY GOD, YOUR GRACE, CALM DOWN, I'M SORRY!!!
  • Tricorn: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? YOU COULD'VE JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE BISEXUAL BEFORE YOU TOTALLY DID THAT!!! NOW I HAVE TO BOIL MY LIPS FOR HOURS ON END!!!
  • Grand Councilwoman: ORDER IN THE COURT!!! Tricorn, I'm sure you have plenty of time to yell out your frustrations on learning the truth, but just not here and not in front of all of us. We're just as shocked as you are, but you need to wait.
  • Tricorn:...(Barfs for another 10 seconds) OKAY...(Pants heavily)...we can continue.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Excellent. Now then, I guess the court is adjourned. Jamaica, you shall watch over Tricorn and make sure her glitching side is balanced out.
  • Jamaica: It will be my honor, your grace.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Case dismissed.

Later...

  • Tricorn: (She is seen laying in a bathtub without her prosthetics except for her head prosthetics, as she constantly scrubs herself, drains the water, waddles out, reattaches her body parts and her artificial skin, and Jamaica comes out)
  • Jamaica: Uh, your grace? Can we talk?
  • Tricorn: No! Not for a while!
  • Jamaica:...I didn't mean to startle you--
  • Tricorn: OKAY, JUST SHUT UP!! Shut up right now! You had a million opportunities to tell me, and you didn't take advantage of them.
  • Jamaica: Look, I'm sorry, okay?
  • Tricorn: Oh, really? You're a bisexual who actually has a crush on me, you think maybe that's something you should've told me?
  • Jamaica: I didn't tell you because I thought you'd be angry at me!
  • Tricorn: Well, angry I am! You kissed me in front of ALL THOSE ALIENS, and downright embarrassed me! I am grateful that you gave me a chance, but could you have just told me about that before hand and I wouldn't have to worry about that? Do you have ANY idea how many people are going to be seeing me as a disgrace? For all we know, one of those aliens took a picture, and posted it on the Internet!
  • Jamica: "Now Senator, I think alien councilers of the Grand Council of the Galactic Federation are MUCH more dignifived then that!"
  • Tri-corn: "Well even then, this is LIKELY gonna be seen in the news?! Jamica, you know for a fact that I am straight!"
  • Jamica: "Yes, your.... (A small tear was shed, but sniffles it back in)... Display was proof of that. I didn't know how else to explain it."
  • Tri-corn: "You could've just said "Miss Tri-corn, I'm bysexually attracted to you". I want you to actselly say that."
  • Jamica: "Tri-corn, I'm bysexually attacted to you."
  • Tri-corn: "Ya see how freaking easy that was? Your luckly I don't believe in being like those relijustus nuts, or republicans, and prosicute gay people because it's, albeit unusual. But that doesn't mean I'm not afraid of pissing them off! You have any idea, how controverseal being a gay senator is, or being in love with a gay employie is?"
  • Jamica started to tear.
  • Jamica: "This, this is why I couldn't have just told you before! You, would just lecture me on how impourent your reputation is and how controverseal being gay is!"
  • Tri-corn: "Jamica, it's nothing against you, cause outside of relijustus complaints, people tend to think that being gay is gross, in harsh cases, wrong, and some psyciatic exberts believe that being gay's a mental illness! I don't nessersarly share those opinions, but I don't believe in practicing it myself! But there are people that are trying to offictally prove that being gay is no more different then being mentally retarded! There's conversion groups trying to do that and prove that being gay is a mental issue, not a choice!"
  • Jamica: "WHY, ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF WHAT OTHERS WOULD THINK WHEN HYPOCRITICALLY, YOU DO CONTROVERSEAL THINGS ALL THE TIME?! YOU JUST RECENTLY TRIED TO KILL YOUR FORMER FRIEND FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU, THEN CORRUPT YOU, THEN KILL YOU AGAIN?!"
  • Tri-corn: "Honest mistakes and, insanity, can be easily redeemed by celebrations and good promises. Being a gay senator, that's, that's a totally different matter! Jamica, there would be people advocating to have you placed in a covertion camp to make you a true straight! This would not only hurt me, but you as well! People wouldn't dare touch me because, well, I'm a mother fucking dragon?! You? You're just a normal snake. They can just, put you in a bag or a tank or man-handle you, and you won't put up much of a fight. Your more vulerable to be pushed around by judgemental assholes because of something they don't understand... And often have no plans to actselly do so, or understood in a wrong way. You see what I am trying to say?"
  • Jamica: "(Cries), I should've figured this would happen! I always knew this would happen!? I never really, hoped, you wouldn't nitpick me for admiting my true feelings?!"
  • Jamica slithered away crying!
  • Tri-corn: "Jamica, wait I..... By the dragon guardians......" (Follows her)

Outside.

  • Jamica was sitting on a bench.
  • Some people gathered around Jamica.
  • Bystander 1: "Hey, it's her."
  • Bystander 2: "The confessed bysexual."
  • Bystander 3: "I think it's obvious Tri-corn didn't let her down gently."
  • Jamica: "Please, good people of this city, don't pay your mind to me..... I brought this to myself.... I was a fool to think a heteralsexual dragon was gonna love me."
  • A cute kitten girl: "Why would you kiss another girl anyway? What's wrong with loving boys?"
  • Jamica: ".... It's, a complincated adult thing. Your, obviously way too young to understand."
  • Bystander 4: "Well, don't be too down on yourself. Love is love, no matter who or what your into... Though we still ironicly cross the line at sexually loving children, unsentent creatures, and the dead."
  • Jamica: "That's the thing... Tri-corn, doesn't have true hard feelings in being like that, but.... She's too afraid it would put her in a bad spot with relijustus people, or those that have a problem with LGBT in general."
  • Moose: "Oh I see, she's afraid of upsetting homophobes, huh?"
  • Jamica: "Not nessersarly everyone who nitpicks being gay is homophobic. Sometimes, they just, have a misinformed or an ill-advised opinion."
  • ???: "Ill-advised, you say?"
  • A creepy looking lion doctor with two gorilla orderlies appeared.
  • Jamica: "Oh, it's only you, Dr. Theodore N. Aysayer. Am I to assume that.... You heard about, certain things."
  • Dr. Theo: "Indeed, and do believe me, I am not in anyway, homophobic... I am just a mental psyciatric sciencetist who is, misunderstood and currently lost in translation that, being "gay" is an unrekindised form of mental complincations."
  • Jamica: "And I don't believe otherwise claims about you... You just want to understand it's causes... But, people don't tend to like being compairable to, a mentally unwell person. Being called mentally ill, tends to feel... Insulting."
  • Dr. Theo: "Oh yes, socity is known to cause these miscommunication nonsense. Anyway, I came here with my assisents to, exchort you to my, "study camp" to understand how being gay works, and to see, if it's possable to go in, and go out."
  • Jamica: "Your trying to invite me to a convertion camp?"
  • Dr. Theo: "Now now now, Miss Jamica, only relijustus and repubican groups use that term. Study camps don't automaticly force you out of practice and torture you out like such things. We exspeariment. We do have to however warn that, the exspeariments do tend to, shall we say, involve alot of drugs and shock treatments, as typically known for most asylums. I promise they are only rotinely selected on certain dates and it would otherwise be like, at a drug retreat."
  • Jamica: "Are you saying you want to make a straight out of me?"
  • Dr. Theo: "Not nessersarly. That'll be out to you. I would only have you around merely for study porposes. It's curious to the sciencetific world on how a former straight then become bysexual from simply looking at another female. This is an intriging mental illness that, needs to be studied, Miss Jamica. If I could pin-point likely causes, my reshearch could help socity better understand the gay."
  • Jamica: "But aren't you worried that undesireables would use your reshearch to try and reverse their true feelings."
  • Dr. Theo: "Such things can't be help. People are just stupid like that. My main goal is to help people understand gayness. How they do it, I am amoral to."
  • Jamica: "Well, if your not gonna make sure your resherch isn't misused, then, I'm sorry, I, I can't come with you."
  • Dr. Theo: "And I respect that desidtion.... Problem is, Mojo and Jojo then to be, more persayisive."
  • The Gorilla orderlies loomed over Jamica.
  • Jamica: "Please, you need to understand! I'm entrusted by the Galactic Federation themselves to watch over Tri-corn and keep her from raging out! She recently bought a hidious controversey to herself and-"
  • Dr. Theo: "I'm aware of the poor senator's blight. And I have no intentions to disrespect goverment athority. However, the call of science, can't be ignored. Fortunately, Tri-corn's fellow Uuniverseal senators granted me diplomatic ammunity so I am protected from harsh prosicution from those that may not understand the will of science. And don't take it personal. I am merely answering science's call."
  • Jamica: "No, please! She needs me more then ever, Tri-corn needs-"
  • Mojo and Jojo grabbed Jamica and muffled her.
  • Dr. Theo: "Do not be scared my dear... You and socity will thank me for bringing a better understanding to gayness one day."
  • Tricorn: (Bashes Theo) LET HER GO, YOU ASS!!! (Mojo and Jojo tried to attack) BACK OFF, OR I'LL BURN YOU SO BAD, I'LL BURN YOUR WHOLE FAMILIES!! I demand you let her go! NOW! Unless of course you want me to report this nonsense to the proper authorities! (They all let Jamaica go, and retreat)
  • Dr. Theo: But I need her for my studies!
  • Tricorn: Too bad, pussy! You're going to have to look for volunteers instead of make them participate by force! Now GO! (They do that)...Sheesh, this neighborhood's really intolerable.
  • Jamaica:...You saved me?
  • Tricorn: Yes. Even though I don't agree with your loving beliefs, I still need you. You're my assistant, and I will not let anything happen to you. You saved my career, so I returned the favor.
  • Jamaica:...Thank you, Tricorn! (Tries to hug her)
  • Tricorn: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, let's lay off on the gay hugging, okay? I still have to insist that I don't funtion like that, ok? I was raised straight, and I'm staying straight.
  • Jamaica: Sorry.
  • Tri-corn sighed.
  • Tri-corn: "Ok, maybe a small one, but it can't last longer then 5 seconds." (Jamaica immediately hugged her for 5 seconds)...Listen, Jamaica, while I am cheesed off that you never told me about this before, and we could've worked it out, I am willing to keep you as my assistant aside from the fact that I need you as much as you need me. I would've allowed you to keep your job either way. You should never be afraid to tell me the truth, you know.
  • Jamaica:...I'm proud of you.
  • Tricorn: So... Have you heard anything from the Feds concerning Don Slime?
  • Jamaica: Oh, he's still alive. The Grand Councilwoman kept her promise of not executing him. With his erased memories, he's sure to never cause anymore harm. He doesn't even remember using the cannon before, much less, actually use it. And you wanna know something surprising. The Grand Councilwoman says that you're allowed to visit him in prison. He's sure to need to see his friends again, let alone want an apology from them. Cyclona and Ayres are already on their way. You might as well join them.
  • Tricorn: And I will. It's time we settled things out with him. And don't worry, it's not the Glitch-corn way of settling things! Luckly, she doesn't activate when a threat and/or assumed threat is already properly contained.

Chapter 9: Tricorn's Final Confrontion to Don Slime/Plus Mini Story

Galactic Fed Prison.

  • A almost normalfived Don Slime reads the news paper of his former form being arrested for a list of crimes he no longer remembers doing, as he gets more and more migrains!
  • In a fit of heart-broken rage, he rips the newspaper to shreads, shouting!
  • Slime: "THAT IS NOT ME?! NO WAY IN THE SLIME PITS OF SHELLBARAMEW, COULD THAT BE ME?! I'M NOT THAT HIDIOUSLY DISFIGURED, I'M-"
  • Slime looks to see the Grand Councilwoman, Tri-corn, Ayres and Cyclona stareing at him.
  • Slime: "...... Ignor that. Guys, guys! Thank goodness you came here! All I remember was being trapped in the Grox ship, and the next thing I knew, I woke up in a medical tank with some kind of lizard and his hot deer girlfriend saying I did several stupid things worthy of lifetime of jail, including messing with some kind of weapon I never heard of! I think the Grox did something to my reputation and created, (brings up the ripped up picture of himself) this freak, to botch it up! They knew I was a threat when I discovered their plans to unleash Groxigen into the Dragon Realms water supply so they framed me as a criminal and-"
  • Ayres: "Slime, the war's been over for years. We already beaten out all the Grox's attempts!"
  • Slime: "Oh yeah, hamster girl? Ya got proof of that?"
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Allow me. (Takes out a small device) Computer, tell us the details of the end of the Great Grox War.
  • Computer: End of The Great Grox War, August 1986. The Galactic Federation was called in by the Dragon Guardians and High Council to halt the devastating war following the discovery of illegal groxygen genetic experiments on Dragon Realms soldiers. Grox fleets were banished from Dragon Realms by order of the Grand Councilwoman, and Grox soldiers involved with illegal experiments were executed by the Grox Emperor to avoid another Hundred-Year Grox War-like conflict.
  • Slime:... Wow!... Is that all it took for the war to end?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Indeed. Things were getting way out of hand. We all know how aggressive and prosecuting the Grox can be these days. We've been having to deal with their antics since they declared the Hundred-Year Grox War. It's best now that we all avoid the Grox at all costs because they can be angered if we aren't careful with our words.
  • Tricorn: Slimey, you need to know that it was indeed you who did all these crimes. You see, you were one of the tragic victims of the Grox's experiments. I thought there was no hope for you, so I left you. I just never expected that you were to survive and try and get revenge on me. The first thing you did to me... was this. (Tears off her artificial skin and shows her cybernetic body parts)
  • Slime: OH MY GOD!!! I DID THAT?!?
  • Ayres: Indeed you did. You were responsible for all the events where Tricorn got her prosthetics just as a means to get revenge on her for making a simple mistake.
  • Slime:...No, I would NEVER do that!
  • Tricorn: That's what I thought, too! But I'm sorry, it's all true.
  • Slime:...Oh, God, what have I done?!? (Slithers to the wall crying)
  • Cyclona: "Slimeliod, you inhereitedly would never knowingly harm Tri-corn. Your actions and words were born from the Groxigen. That stuff tends to be a very corrupting subtence, alot of like-minded victims were in the same position."
  • Ayres: "Yeah, so buck up. You weren't playing with a full ace under that Grox garbage, so no one blames you."
  • Slime: "THAT'S THE THING!? I, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING THAT STUFF!? AND I MINGRAIN WHENEVER I THINK ABOU- GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOW?! LIKE THAT!?"
  • Ayres: "That's because your memory was stolen by a creature from those Kingdom Hearts games."
  • Slime: "... What?"
  • Tri-corn: "They're known as Nobodies. Creatures that are polor cousins of heartleses that steal memories to recreate ones they lost as a person. This, particular one, was sent by the Mafia Allience, to prevent you from exposing it's leader."
  • Slime: "..... But, if I was mutanted, then, why don't I look as bad as, (Brings up the picture again) this!?"
  • Ayres: "Ain't it obvious, Sluggy? That talented Xenon guy cured ya. He said it would take several days for you to turn completely normal since you had the stuff inside ya for years, and kept adding more with the cigar you had. And speaking of that tainted piece of wasted space, Xenon managed to make proper use of it and had it broken down into a cure. He, did warned you might be prone to emotional swings though."
  • Slime: ".... Tri-corn, please, whatever I said as, this fat bug-ugly loser, I, I would never mean it, that groxigen was making me say complete bullshit, and, I seen what happened to those other people, and-"
  • Tricorn: Oh, it's alright, believe me. Even though these prosthetics make me a bit controversial in my choices, there is still traces of my old personality inside. I still care about you no matter what you do.
  • Ayres: Then why were you trying to kill him?
  • Tricorn: Because I didn't know it was him. When I saw that he was responsible, I tried to talk him out of it, but he was too corrupted by the groxygen to see his ways. I know the real you wouldn't say such harsh words.
  • Slime:...(Sighs) I'm so sorry, Tricorn. I'm the reason you're no longer the honorable senator you are. It's all my fault.
  • Tricorn: I don't blame you. All I blame for that is the Grox for making you someone you're not. I don't care what you do to me, I will always be by your side. You can point an Intensifier Cannon at me, and I still wouldn't hate.
  • Slime:...Thank you. (He hugs Tricorn, and covers her in slime)
  • Tri-corn: "..... Oh boy.... I'll have to take a second shower for this."
  • Ayres: "Why a second sho-"
  • Tri-corn: "Don't ask. Let's just say... It concerns my sectratary having more, profound feelings then just being respectful to me...."
  • Cyclona: Oh, actually, I saw it on the GFed Holonet on my way here. They said that Jamaica was a bisexual.
  • Tricorn: AW, MAN, THEY BROADCASTED IT ALREADY?!?
  • Grand Councilwoman: All the colonies already know, and it even leaked into the earth-like broadcasting circuits. I don't know how many people will be surprised that miss Jamica is bysexual, but I'm sure you'll be fine.
  • Tricorn: (Sighs) I hope so. I mean, earlier before she was almost abducted by that psyciatric Dr. Theo. A reknown but controversal lion doctor who thinks being gay is like being with a mental desiece. It, doesn't make him truely homophobic, it just make him sound like he's....
  • Grand Councilwoman: "Implying a false claim that's more offencive then logical?"
  • Tri-corn: ".... Mis-informed. I might have to be sure to ask the lougers to keep an eye on him... He has a habit of... "Coherseing" volenteers in rather, questionable ways."
  • Cyclona: "Oh, don't worry. The Lougers are very likely to have seen the event to keep track of you and.... Well, there's a pretty good chance her cousin in the lougers will want to have a serious discussion about the event...."

Tri-corn's office.

  • Lola Boa: "YOU WERE GAY THIS WHOLE TIME!?"
  • Jamica: "Now cousin, the correct term for me is Bysexual."
  • Icky: "So your asentually diet gay."
  • Jamica: "What? Well, in, a way."
  • Lola Boa: "But that doesn't make sense! Weren't you in love with Alehandro?"
  • Jamica: "I was! But.... He, defelupted a troubling duel personality illness that makes him violently agressive and.... While he was still in his good personality, he had to devorce me to protect me.... I didn't believed him at first, but.... Then, I saw that fateful news report when I reckindised him as.... Sidewind."
  • The Lougers gasped.
  • Shifu: "Your husband became THE Sidewind?"
  • Icky: "The most naralist snake super-villain and creater of the "Light-Dark Philosify", and the same guy who's trying to "Equilised" the morals of all people to be both good AND bad?!"
  • Jamica: "He.... Ended up being the same..."
  • Skipper: "WOW! You really married someone who became a SERIOUS anarcist!"
  • Jamica: "Now please, he can't help himself! He's just... Lost his way.... Like Slime."
  • Shifu: "I see... Please be rest assured we are already actively shearching down Sidewind as we aim to halt his fanacticisum. It is only a matter of time. You have our promise."
  • Lola Boa: "Well, aside from that, why didn't you told me about that SOONER?! Don't you know there's people who would judge you for being gay, bysexual or otherwise?"
  • Jamica: "I know, I know. Tri-corn warned me about people like that."
  • Squidward: "She told you about the overly-realijustus, the homophobic, and certain republicans?"
  • Jamica: "Yes."
  • Squidward: "Even those so-called "certived" psyciatics who think gayness is a mental sickness?"
  • Jamica: "Oh yeah, she diffently told me about them.... In fact, I was almost made to be part of Dr. Theodore's studies by the lion himself and his orderlies."
  • Icky: "Oh boy. I once read a wiki page about that guy. Dr. Theodore N. Aysayer is diffently the strongest exsample of science guys thinking gayness as a mental sickness then a lifesytle. He isn't homophobic by any means, but he SERIOUSLY has a strongly harsh assumtion! The guy has been known to try to force gays to go through unpleasent exspeariments to prove that gayness is like mental retardation and that it can be removed or gained back, and wants to share the "proof" to the world. Problem is, he's seriously amoral about his reshearch being misused by those with intentions to eradicate gayness like convertion groups. If I was a gaybo, I would SO file a restraigning order!"
  • Jamica: "Guys, you don't need to worry, Tri-corn would protect me as I protected her. I'm in good hands."
  • Shifu: "Not that I doubt Tri-corn's power, but Dr. Theo is obviously not a complete fool. He knows you don't live in Tri-corn's office building, as you likely have a home of your own. He would proceed to have his followers stalk you, and contain you where Tri-corn can't protect you. Tri-corm may be good hands, but you also need to be protected by better hands."
  • Lola Boa: "What Shifu means, is that we want to keep you safe, cousin. We'll have to start giving you a ride to your home to discourage that cocoractha Dr. Theo from thinking your always vulerable. We're also gonna have to monitor your home and stuff for security reasons."
  • Jamica: "You mean asentually, giving me rides and spying on me? Are you guys really that sure Dr. Theo would risk nastier controversey just to turn me into a ginni pig?"
  • Tigress: "Never underestimate someone with a dark ambition like his. We dealt with people who risked their reputations for even something as mundane as a rise in power. He's unlikely to not to take an oppertunity to contain you."
  • Jamica: "Not to sound doubtful, but Dr. Theo is a lion by the law! The rumors about him having his apes busting into homes of gay people are just rumors!"
  • Shifu: ".... I'm afraid their true, Jamica."
  • Skipper: "Rico, bring up the confindiality files for the Theodore lion." (Rico hacks it up and Skipper reads it) Let's see... Well, actually, we don't have nothing to worry about. Turns out, only his assistants are prone to kidnapping his victims. Ya know, those two gorillas. Nothing that a little ADT can't fix.
  • Kowalski: I feel that it'll take more than just a security system to horde off two gorillas. They are really strong henchmen and will not be stopped by an alarm. They don't believe in stealth, they only believe in getting the job done by rushing in like we usually do.
  • Jamaica: Then what do we do? We can't have Theo arrested, he told me he has diplomatic immunity.
  • Icky: "Oh, don't worry. The High Council knows how to pull that strings that can make that go away should Theo or his goonies deside to go after ya again."
  • Jamaica: How?
  • Lord Shen: Easy, they convince him that, instead of kidnapping his victims, he should just be patient and not force the issue. He should just ask for volunteers.
  • Patrick: I just don't get how they never got that idea across. Why would they resort to kidnapping in the first place? It's not like he needs to do it. I'm sure there's a lot of people who are willing to participate in his studies.
  • Gilda: "Your couldn't be more wrong, Pat. He's trying to prove that being gay's a mental illness. No one wants to contribute to that."
  • Patrick: Why not?
  • Gilda: Why not? WHY NOT?!? Because it's NOT a mental illness! It's just a strange way your brain works. And when you say it's a mental illness, it's like an insult to those that really ARE gay! Nobody wants to contribute to him because he downright insults people with his beliefs. Why do you think he resorts to kidnapping, genius?
  • Patrick: I was just asking, okay? Sheesh!
  • Merlin: I'm afraid she's right, Patrick. Homosexuality and any other form of attraction is just an unexpected way that anything can grab people's attention. It's the same thing that makes most of us have mixed species relations, let alone mixed species relations across the UUniverses. There are things that we enjoy regardless of it being odd.
  • Icky: Yeah, not everyone thinks negatively against things like homosexuality, bisexuality, and all the odd stuff that comes with it like foot fetish and so on. It's just another thing that proves that everyone is different.
  • Jamaica: Well, as long as Dr. Theo stays away from me, I'm cool.
  • Kowalski: I assure you, Miss Jamaica, that Dr. Theo will not lay a finger on you when the High Council gets involved. I think they have ways around Theo's diplomatic immunity. I'm sure the people who gave it to him in the first place will see how wrong his actions are in good time.
  • Mr. Krabs:... Why does he have diplomatic immunity? Isn't that only for those who are ruling their own territories or have tie-ins with the government or something?
  • Jamica: "Dr. Theo has some, friends in the United Universeal Senate that gave him, speical previlages for his reshearch, including the immunity to protect him from, controversey and protesters."
  • Mr. Krabs: So what's stopping them from shutting down his controversial experiment with gays? They know that he kidnaps people because they think his beliefs are insulting, don't they?
  • Jamaica: Yes, but they fear that if they let him get arrested, then they would lose the one that got him diplomatic immunity in the first place. And he's a rather successful senator, and if they lost him, then who knows what would happen to the senate?
  • Patrick: Have they tried talking to him about the matter?
  • Jamaica:...Theo is the senator's brother. (They are all in shock)
  • Icky: You have got to be f****** kidding me!
  • Patrick: Does that really matter?
  • Jamaica: It totally does matter. That senator is extremely over-protective of his brother because one of his family was killed in a Villain League attack, back when the leage weren't so afraid to cross lines. So it doesn't matter what you tell him, he will not let his brother get punished.
  • Monkey: (Sighs) Families these days, when will they learn that they need to give siblings the proper punishment they deserve? I learned that the hard way.
  • Icky: "But SURELY even HE doesn't approve of the bullshit his bro is doing!"
  • Jamica: "He doesn't. He fully believes in respecting the LBGT community, and would ordenarly agrue against considering being gay the same as being mentally distrubed.... But he fears losing his brother more then dealing with controversey of being considered a hypocrite, even when it would compromise his position as senator perimently."
  • Iago: "Is it honestly, HONESTLY, that hard to stop your brother or sister from doing something CLEARLY wrong because on the chance they would HATE YOU for standing up to them?"
  • Monkey: "Considering my own brother hold up a family promise for years and almost had my reputation as a respected fung-fu master ruined, yes, it's actselly THAT HARD! Heck, that Monlon guy lost the respect of his brother because he desided to do the right thing, and the guilt drove him to become a criminal!"
  • Cynder: "That may be true, but it's even more wrong to know that his brother is doing something wrong and let the wrong get worse to an unfixable extent. Theo's brother is risking not just his credability, but his brother's own life. Remember what happened to Hank's uncle?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, a gay's loved one fed the asshole rat poison speical pizza."
  • Cynder: "Exactly. There might be someone who espeically disagrees with him to a fatal extent and would view him as a threat to their loved ones if they share those things. Jamica, is there anyone like that?"
  • Jamica: "Just Miss Wong, an asian deer, and owner of Dr. Theo's faverite donut place. Wong is extremely protective of her gay son and bysexually curious troubled daughter that Dr. Theo has been attempting to contain for some.... Time..... But, Miss Wong is never the one who would risk the credability of her restaurent just to punish a false ideal psyciatric doctor! She wouldn't even hurt the cockarouch that tried to rob her!"
  • Shifu: "In desperate times, even the most non-violent ones are drove to end the life of a would-be threat."
  • Sandy: "Trust me, it CAN happen! It was once thought the waiter of Father Bob's faverite pizza place wouldn't claim a life neither, but that rat poison laced pizza proved otherwise!"
  • Jamica: "... Oh no, if, if Wong ever does that, and given the diplomatic immunity, the, the senate will order for her life sentence in prison 42 for killing someone with diplomatic immunity!?"
  • Icky: Oh, crap! We need to do something about that before it eventually happens.
  • Jamaica: Well...I guess the best thing we can do now is...talk to Theo.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Jamaica: Think about the situation! Theo is protected from the law by both his senator brother and diplomatic immunity. Not to mention that there's people who are willing to kill people if it means that their family is safe. I think it's logical that we just talk things out with Theo himself.
  • Tigress: What if he doesn't listen to us?
  • Jamaica: Oh, I'm sure we can talk some sense into him.

Later...

  • Theo: (Studying his thories on paper with many calulaters and abacises.
  • Mojo: Uh, boss? You have visitors.
  • Theo: Odd.... No one ordenarly visits me... (Wlaks out and sees it's the Shell Lodgers)... (Sighs) Not surprising I have to deal with you lot. Look, if you're here about what happened hours ago, let me assure you that Tri-corn was violently insistent that I look for someone else for my studies. Even I am not determined enough to anger a dragon guilty of ending lives on an enraged whim. So I ensure you that I won't seek to endlessly persue Jamica if that's what your here to stop.
  • Icky: "That's, not what we're nessersarly here for, Doc."
  • Dr. Theo: "Oh, are you here to scold me as well for my conrroverseal reshearch? I already DEAL with that on a rotine basis from critics! Now if you don't mind, my assisent Jojo has went to buy donuts from my faverite place so I can get over this recent bebucle."
  • Sandy: "That's, what we kinda want to talk about. Have you ever heard about what became of, Father Bob?"
  • Dr. Theo: "I once saw documenteries about infamous murders. Bob Spooner fell victim to a waiter who was a brother of a lesbian and used a rat poisoned pizza to stop that fanactic. Are you implying Miss Wong would get the wrong idea? I already properly made amends with the good lady, otherwise, Jojo wouldn't even be able to get the donuts. Besides, Wong is not known for deeds akin to midevil usurpers of kings who were afraid of dirting their hands with blood. Besides, I have plenty of clients as it is, even if they don't WANT to be in here, and have enough for my reshearch, so I didn't even needed Miss Jamica or Wong's children from the start. Now if your done trying to scare me, I bid you all, good day."
  • Dr. Theo shuts the door.
  • Private: "..... Well, he seems.... Rather cynical."
  • Kolwalski: "That generally tends to a fellow man of science who lives in a socity that doubts him. He tends to become shallow to the world that doubts his claims."
  • Tigress: "Just as I suspected. He didn't even gave us the chance to explain our concerns."
  • Jamica: "Well, maybe we should try Miss Wong. But we have to appouch her calmly. She tends to react, negitively to being questioned about doing something wrong. She has the misfortune of being accused of things she didn't meant to do, or hasn't done at all."
  • Icky: "Oh great, so she's rather cynical to people trying to talk to her too? Then how are we gonna talk to her without having her think we're accusing her of something?"
  • Sparx: Should we check the donuts and see if they're poisoned?
  • Lord Shen: ARE YOU INSANE?!? That would make us look like cautious idiots. We're talking to Wong.
  • Sparx: But if these donuts ARE poisoned, we may be too late.
  • Spyro: Sparx, will you stop being so over-reactive? I'm sure things are fine here. If what Theo said was true, then I'm sure there wouldn't be any other reason for Wong to try and kill him.
  • Mushu: But just to be on the safe side, we need to go to Wong and make sure things are okay.
  • Sparx: Okay, but if Theo ends up dead, it'll be our fault. (Mantis smacks him) OW!

Wong's Restaurant

  • An Asian Deer gives Jojo the donuts.
  • Jojo proceeds to leave.
  • Wong: Have a good day, sir!
  • Jojo: You, too!
  • Sparx: (The Lodgers arrive) OH, THANK GOD, WE'RE NOT TOO LATE!!
  • Jojo: Uh...what are you guys doing here?
  • Wong: Oh, they must be here to get some donuts for a donut party to celebrate their recent success.
  • Icky: Oh, as much as we love jelly-filled donuts, I'm afraid that's not what we came here for.
  • Sam: Have you by any chance known someone in Nickelodeon Houston named Father Bob?
  • Wong:... Ohhh, I see what's going on here. You think I have the balls to poison him, do you? Like what happened to that psycotic presit?
  • Po: Look, we're not being overly-cautious here, we just needed to check and see-
  • Wong: Look, guys, I'm legit, okay? If I really wanted to kill Theo for trying to kidnap my child, then he wouldn't be alive right now. If there's one thing that Theo is different from THAT insult of a relijustus person, Theo is only moronicly convinced that being gay's a mental illness and not something that just happens! He's by all means not INTENTIONALLY Homophobic, just abit stuck-up in his beliefs!? If anything, the worse I would do to him, is sue his ass if he ever attempts to force my children through his "studies"?! I thought you people would know BETTER then to compaire me to that pizzaria waiter, who I'm sure did what he did to protect his sister, just because I have been the most vocal against him?! At least all Theo does, is inadvertingly torture people out of a sexuallity just so he can THINK he made a point?! At least he wasn't like that frog who was KILLING people!? Honestly, Lougers, I respect that your just being careful, but sometimes, you come off as alittle PARANIOD!? You think, I would ruin my father's donut shop, JUST TO GET RID OF ONE GUY!? I AM HURT, AND INSULTED?!
  • Icky: "Hey it's nothing against you inhereditly, lady! It's just that, should you ACTSELLY get the gull to actselly do it, I think a lost of a restuarent should be the least of your concerns, cause Theo has a powerful senator bro who would-"
  • Wong: "I'm, aware of that?! I know he has diplomatic immunity, from his over-caring but powerful brother!? I looked Theo up in the internet!? What kind of an ignorent person do you take me for?!"
  • Spongebob: "No no, Miss Wong, we don't think your ignorent."
  • Trixie: "You are being abit of a self-rightious bitch though."
  • Gilda: "TRIXIE?!"
  • Gilda smacks Trixie across the face!
  • Trixie: "OW?!"
  • Wong: "And to think my children were fans of you people?! THAT'S IT?! OUT?! GET OUT?! YOUR BANNED FROM THIS SHOP!?"
  • Jojo: "Oh, man, this is good stuff, (eats a donut), you couldn't find better entertain meant at the movie theaters if you tried! This even puts the Avengers movies to sha- (CHOKES?!) OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH THIS DONUT?! (CHOKES, AND STARTS TO PUKE?!)"
  • Wong actselly looks at Jojo with horror and shock!
  • Jojo: "OH GOD, OH GOD?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE OVER HERE, I-"
  • Jojo pukes violently and falls down unconjustus.
  • Wong quickly picked up the phone.
  • Wong: "OPERATOR?! OPERATOR!? GET ME THE HOSPITAL?! SOMEONE GOT SICK AT "WONG'S DONUT PALACE"?! SOMETHING COMPROMISED THE FOOD!?"
  • Operator: "We're on our way ma'am!"
  • Wong closes the phone!
  • Wong: "Lougers, please! I know what you're likely gonna say, but this wasn't me! I didn't make those donuts!? My son and his friend Alehandro made those donuts! I am so sorry about being angry at you! I grow up in a terrorable childhood where I was blamed for everything, that's why I got so angry?! I, I just didn't like being accused of something I'm not?! You have to believe me, I, I didn't do this!?"
  • Icky: Tell it to the judge, dirtbag!
  • Merlin: She's telling the truth, guys! I sense no lies in her voice. Besides, we know better than to accuse someone of a crime just like tha--(Rico already attacked and placed cuffs on her) RICO!!
  • Rico: What?
  • Merlin: Did you hear what I just said?!? Take those cuffs off of her now!
  • Rico: (Blabbers madly and takes the cuffs off)
  • Wong:...You're...you're not going to arrest me?
  • Lord Shen: Of course not! If we just threw you into jail without a second thought, would we be true heroes?
  • Dodger: (Sniffs the donuts) Hmm...these donuts have been doused with antifreeze. Does this place use antifreeze?
  • Wong: Well, yeah, my car isn't as in shape as it used to be, so it needs a lot of that stuff in order to keep it's internal combustion engine from overheating. But I swear it wasn't me.
  • Banzai: We already established that you didn't do it, lady! We just need to ask if either your son or Alehandro have been acting strange lately.
  • Wong: My son is only 16 and has an internship here, and wants to work at a Dunkin Donuts Restaurant. He would never kill anyone. And as for Alehandro, he's not a bad person. He's, a known protester against Dr. Theo because his gay sister was taken away to Theo's "Study Camp", but he knows better then to do what your implying.
  • Sandy: "Well, we would like to speak to your son and his friend about this just to be safe."
  • Wong: "Alchourse.... Oh, and, about the ban.... I'm taking it back, it's just, something I said out of anger and-"
  • Shifu: "We understand. Jamica had informed us you tend to, act aggresive when you have your morality in question."

Later.

  • Wong: "My son and Alehandro are coming soon. But please be gentle with my son, he's a very sensitive boy about being gay and, he doesn't like to talk about Dr. Theo much, and, Alehandro almost NEVER likes to talk about the doctor. Try, to get them to talk about it gentlely."
  • Sparx: Well, if that Alehandro guy isn't who he said he was, I am going to twist his nose!
  • Alehandro: (He and Wong's son come out)...Yes, you all wanted to see us?
  • Shifu: Yes. You boys were entrusted to make donuts, that turned out to be tainted with something not buildt for consumtion, and it had an orderly sent to the hospital.
  • Sandy: Yeah, that order was for a guy named Dr. Theo, who's sure to be known throughout this town. Someone tried to poison him, and when we discover who it was, no more jiggery-pokery! (Rips a phone book in half, shocking the two)
  • Spongebob: "Uh, Sandy, we were suppose to be gentle with those guys."
  • Sandy: "... Oops."
  • Wong's son: "Good devines! You, you, you have to believe me, as much as I hate Theo, I would never do that! My boyfriend would never want to see me againg if I killed someone!?"
  • Alehandro: "And don't start pinning this on me! I have countless times held protests aganst that asshole lion, vandelsied his building, marked his orderlies as socity disgraces, heck, even hired thugs to ransack his office, but I cross the line at murder?!"
  • Icky: ".... You just confessed that you hired thugs to ransack a goverment sciencey building."
  • Alehandro: "I already got punished, jailed, AND grounded for that, so don't over-react! I went back to protesting since then! As much as I want that doughe of a cat to get what's coming for what he's doing to my sister and many other LGBT people, death isn't one of them! Espeically as long as his worthless senator brother actselly still cares for him!"
  • Wong's son: "And I don't have the nerve to even harm a pest! I, I have no ability to harm anyone!"
  • Merlin: "They both spoke the truth. Alehandro clearly repented from his questionable ways, and Wong's son is frighten about the whole thing. Not a normal reaction of someone who's with intent to kill."
  • Sandy: "Thanks for your honesty boys. One last thing, was someone else in the kitchen with Dina, so to speak?"
  • Wong's son: "Just my bysexually curious sister. She, she was planning to go with some friends on a "speical" trip. We, we asked her to watch over the donuts while Alehandro and I took out the trash. She, she was gone when we came back, so, we assumed her friends arrived."
  • Icky: ".... Jamica once referenced that the kid was "troubled", right?"
  • Alehandro: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you assuming that poor girl had something to do with this? That girl turned half-emo ever since Miss Wong went through a nasty devorce with Mr. Wong, thanks to the weakling being malmitulated by his gold-digging man-stealer new fiance! She's only troubled, she is NOT like that!"
  • Tigress: "We do realise that, but what are her "friends" like."
  • Alehandro: "Well, they're like me, but way more extreme. They're more then just protesters, they're socal justice warriors! They do more then what I did! They, have been known, to kidnap people they don't like and FORCED them out of doing what they think is wrong and awful! Their methods are barbaric, but effective. They made 90 Oil refineries shut down with that method, forced several manufactoring companies to offer better healthcare and dental coverage and give women workers a better wage, freed all the animals from the zoo and risked several almost fatal maulings, they burned down alot of convertion camps for the gays, AND, they terrorised the Fazbear company to finally admit that the Freddy and friend animontronics are processed by ghost children!"
  • Icky: "And we fofilled our Five Nights at Freddy's qouta yet again."
  • Iago: "But what is that poor kid doing with THEM!?"
  • Alehandro: "(Sigh)..... Jenny Wong, has a crush on the gang's leader, Heather Bopis. A troubled Antrhomorthic Mantis chick with a serious vendetta against Dr. Theo cause.... She was once a "Volenteer" herself, OBVIOUSLY, unwillingly!"

Flashback.

  • (Alehandro): "Back in the day, when Heather was only a little girl, she was given painful shock treatments and foul tasting mental drugs by Theo and many orderlies to see if gayness can be reversed like actual mental illnesses. It trumatised Heather to a violent extent, and she turned worse then what was intended. She eventally escaped after maiming a few orderlies! She was never found since."

Reality.

  • Alehandro: "... Till it was proven that she founded the rights group known as B.I.T.C.H. Babes Interwined Togather to Combat Hate. The, extra T is silent. (Icky laughs out loud)
  • Icky: THAT'S THE-THAT'S THE FUNNIEST DAMN NAME I'VE EVER HEARD FOR A RIGHTS GROUP!! (Laughs) What mooch made that acronym up? (Laughs, and couldn't stop laughing for 10 seconds until he finally calmed down)...Okay, what were you saying about...B.I.T.C.H! (Laughs again)
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!
  • Alehandro:...Anyway, she and other girls fought for every single rights known to socity against unfairness of the goverment and big business! Even if it makes them look worse! They're quite the fem fetales."
  • Boss Wolf: "Why the hell didn't you told anyone sooner!?"
  • Alehandro: "...... Because my cousin's a member, and she BEGGED me to keep quiet about this! She viewed Heather as a messiah! Well, DARK Messiah be more acctreate. But I warned her that if Heather dares include murder in her escapaies, I'm gonna talk! And OBVIOUSLY, that's what happened! Right now, Heather's likely to have her pet Albino Python over-hear this and it'll proceed to warn Heather and-"
  • Alehandro sees a huge albino python with a cyberconnectic camera on it's head is seen, as it begins to slither into the shadows!
  • Alehandro: "GAHHH, I JUST SAW IT, IT WAS HERE?!"
  • Shifu saw the quickly retreating serpent as well and was too late to stop it!
  • Shifu: "Blasted! The beast of burden got away!"
  • Alehandro: "Oh man! Now my cousin's gonna know I spilled the beans?! And worse off, Heather is NOT forgiving to people who expose her scemes!"
  • Tigress: "Tell us where this witch is hiding or going and we'll make sure she'll do no such thing!"
  • Alehandro: "They're likely already heading to Dr. Theo's building."

Later, back at Dr. Theo's lab.

  • Dr. Theo was already prepared to test a shock treatment device on a scared teen.
  • Teen: "Please! No more!? No more?!"
  • Dr. Theo: "Don't worry, young lady, the proceeder is completely harmless. You would only feel a slight sensation. I promise, the only thing affected, will be your illness."
  • Dr. Theo was about to pull the lever when-
  • Mojo and other orderlies barged in!
  • Mojo: "DOCTOR?! IT'S HEATHER?! SHE'S BACK?!"
  • Dr. Theo: "Ohh... So the girl has finally come to her senses and resume our sessons to togather?"
  • Mojo: "NO! She's back with a group of crazy but hot babes called B.I.T.C.H.--
  • Dr. Theo: (He and the teen laughed hysterically) THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD FOR A GROUP!!
  • Teen: Totally! (Laughs)
  • Mojo: SIR, THIS IS SERIOUS!! They're coming after you!? My little brother isn't back yet! Something's happened to him!"
  • Dr. Theo: (Is able to stop laughing) "Do calm down. We are under the protection of a fine security system. There's little chance that-"
  • Another Orderly, who's servely injured, came in!
  • Orderly: "DR. THEO?! It's, IT'S HEATHER?! SHE, SHE DESTROYED THE DEFENCES?!"
  • Dr. Theo: "(Gasp)! All of you, get the other orderlies and the patients out of here! I'll escape to my private car and head to my brother's house! Mojo, get the poor deer to the hospital ASAP! GO GO GO!?"
  • The Orderlies and Mojo proceeded, as Dr. Theo ran off as an Orderly unlatches the frighten teen, calms her down, and proceeds to leave!

Garage.

  • Dr. Theo was running torwords his car in a panic and turns off the alarm!
  • Dr. Theo: "Must, presevre, knowlage!?"
  • Suddenly, an emo-dressed deer girl front flipped out of nowhere and landed in front of Dr. Theo, surprising him!
  • Dr. Theo: "GAHH!? Wait, miss Jenny Wong? Have you... Came to help?"
  • ???: "THE OPPISITE, UNCLE?!"
  • A Lioness sumersulted in and battle posed!
  • Lioness: "She's with us!"
  • Dr. Theo: "Alberta?! What is the meaning of this?!"
  • A Harly Quinn dressed Hyena judu kicks Dr. Theo into the ground and laughs!
  • Hyena: "(LAUGHS CRAZLY), SCORE ONE FOR LAUGHING JESSICA?!"
  • Dr. Theo paniced as he struggled to get back up, but suddenly, a magical aura holds him down and starts zapping him with electricity.
  • Dr. Theo screamed in pain, as an angry looking Equestian Unicorn Pony came up to him.
  • Pony: "Take that, you monster?!"
  • Laughing Jessica: "HA-HA! ATTA GIRL, RUBY AURA?!"
  • Ruby Aura began to painfully force Dr. Theo up, as another, far darker laughter is heard.
  • Appearing from the shadows, is a Anthromorthic Mantis, coiled up by the same Albino Python from before, as she looked with full on malice at Theo.
  • Dr. Theo: ".... My goodness, ack, miss Heather.... You have greatly, matured since then."
  • Heather, the mantis woman: "Your years of pain too late, Theodore, for charming comments. Now, it's time, for payback. Girls, let's head to the asshole's office. We have guests coming soon."

Outside the building.

  • Police cars by the dozens and the Louger Van arrived.
  • Chief Bullington: "SURROUND THE BUILDING AND BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING!?"
  • Many officers aimed their guns at the building.
  • An intercom turns on.
  • Intercom: "Attention, pigs! I can safely bet without a doubt that yoru here for Theo. Well you better get your finest negosiator ready, cause I have SERIOUS demands to make!"
  • Larson the Bison cames in with megaphone.
  • Larson: "This is Larson B. Ison. What are your demands?"
  • Intercom: "We have but one command.... We want you to force Theo's brother to remove the Diplomatic Immunity and for you pigs to arrest him! Failure to deliver justice to him, and we'll deliver justice ourselves! Ruby, prove it to them?!"
  • A sound of a magical soun and a crack of bones was heard as Dr. Theo's scream was heard!
  • Larson: "Aw, shit. (Lowers Megaphone) She gives an extremely hard bargin, sir. And that sounded like she would indeed harm the doctor."
  • Chief Bullington: "Tell her it might not be so easy! Try and see if you can reason with her."
  • Larson: "(Raising Megaphone) There's a good chance the senator might not comply with your demands."
  • Intercom: "TELL HIM HE'D BETTER IF HE WANTS THEO TO STILL BE ALIVE?!"
  • Another magical sound followed by another crack, and more of Dr. Theo's screaming!
  • Pony Law: "That.... That sound.... That sounded like magic.... I think there's a rouge equestian pony in there!? And I know who! Ruby.... A Pony Slavery Foundation victim."
  • Larson: Well... I guess there's no reasoning with her.
  • Chief Bullington: Reasoning is your solution to everything. And another thing, it's not that uncommon for crooks to give hard bargins as you think. In fact, just last week alone....

Cutaway

  • Larson: THIS IS LARSON B. ISON, WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?!?
  • Criminal #1: EXPONGE MY CRIMINAL RECORD, OR THIS BASTARD GETS IT!!
  • Larson:... Well, he sure drives a hard bargain.

Another Cutaway

  • Larson: THIS IS LARSON B. ISON, WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?!?
  • Criminl #2: KILL THIS BITCH FOR BEING SO ABUSIVE TO MY SON, OR I'LL KILL HER MYSELF!!
  • Larson:...Well, he sure drives a hard bargain.

Another Cutaway

  • Larson: THIS IS LARSON B. ISON, WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?!?
  • Criminal #3: Have my father arrested for spanking me and therefore assaulting me, or I will start killing people!
  • Larson:...Well, he sure drives a hard bargain.

Present

  • Larson: Ok, ok! So alot of criminals are gonna give hard bargins! I'm still a good asset to this team, aren't I?
  • Intercom: I AM LOSING MY PATIENCE!! YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO DO AS WE SAY, OR THIS LION IS DEAD!!
  • Po: Wow, we sure put in another short story in this episode rather quickly, didn't we?
  • Skipper: Don't worry, we'll stop them in 30 seconds tops.
  • Intercom: NO ONE COMES IN HERE, OR HE DIES!! THAT MEANS YOU, SHELL LODGERS!!! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH THE GROUP KNOWN AS B.I.T.C.H.!?
  • Icky and several cops started to laugh!
  • Intercom: "WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!? B.I.T.C.H. IS A POWERFUL JUSTICE WARRIOR GROUP THAT IS-"
  • The Laughter gets louder!
  • Intercom: "(Growls), RUBY?!"
  • Magical sounds and espeically loud and painful cracks are heard as Dr. Theo gives a loud blood curlting scream, shutting everyone up!
  • Icky: ".... Ok, I am gonna start taking these dames seriously now."
  • Intercom: "TICK TOCK, PIGS?!"
  • Jamica: "Officer Larson, hand me the megaphone."
  • Larson does that.
  • Jamica: "Attention Heather Bopis of the group Babes Interwined Togather to Combat Hate. This is Sectratary Jamica Boa of Senator Tri-corn. I have some power that could bring Theo's brother in and we can further disguss this."
  • Intercom: ".... Hmm, that's abit more like it. You have the next 9 hours to bring him here. And you BETTER be sure he does this in front of the news media to make it universelly offitcal! GOT IT?!"
  • Jamica: "You have my word. Just refrigen from hurting the doctor."
  • Intercom: "A promise that'll only be kept if you do the same. But NO tricks?! My pet sees and knows everything!?"
  • The Albino Python is seen hanging from the window, watching.
  • Jamica: "(Lowers the Megaphone).... Lougers, give me your communicater, I need to contact Tri-corn." (They do that, and Jamaica calls up Tricorn)...Your grace, we got a problem.

Later...

  • Tricorn: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! A criminal group with a laughable name and an albino python spy is going to commit a murder, and we can't stop them!
  • Jamaica: Don't worry, they're not gonna kill him as long as we play along. (Sees the python staring at them)
  • Tricorn: NO! I refuse to stand for this!
  • Jamaica: Uh, Tricorn, their python is watching us, so we don't have a choice.
  • Tricorn: What about those Shell Lodgers?
  • Jamica: "They can't risk Theo's life. We have to give them what they want."
  • Tri-corn growls, but then sighs.
  • Tri-corn: ".... I'll call for Senator Robert N. Aysayer. But it's gonna take awhile, so, be sure to tell them to be pathince and refriagn from harming Dr. Theo.... More then already. Robert's a very busy lion and he's likely in some form of higher inter-universeal meeting. He is a prime senator after all. Jamica, start making impourent calls."

The Uunited Universeal Senate Space Station.

  • A Prime Lion senator is seen with a huge meeting with a serious of other senators that look like representivies of many of the universes' worlds.
  • Senator Robert: "So, we're finally in agreement. Tri-corn has bad-mouthed the name of the UU Senate for the last time. And if the Galactic Allience isn't gonna remove her, then we will. All votes to finally appove for the impeachment of that worthless idiots, raise your ha-"
  • A hornbill simular to Zazu appeared!
  • Hornbill: "Uh, sir? There's a serious hostage situation in The Dragon Realms and Tri-corn has contacted you."
  • Senator Robert: "Tell her to bother someone who cares! I am finally tired of her idiotcy and-"
  • Hornbill: "It's, about your brother. Theo."
  • Senator Robert: (Shocked)...WHAT?!?
  • Hornbill: There's a crazy group of criminals who are demanding that you take away his diplomatic immunity and have him punished for his crimes against gays.
  • Senator Robert:...THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!! I AM GOING TO PLAN A SECRET INVASION ON THAT PLACE THEY'RE HOLDING HIM AND RESCUE MY BROTHER!! IF THEY EVEN KILL HIM, THEY'RE DYING WITH HER!!
  • Hornbill: Sir, you can't be serious! If they find out about this, it'll all be too late. They have an albino python that watches and sees things go as planned.
  • Senator Robert: Well, then that little reptile worm will feel rather stupid because it'll be more focused on getting what their masters want, and therefore on the authorities and not us. That's why I want you to tell Tricorn that I will approve for their demands. I'll catch them by surprise when they least expect it.
  • Hornbill:... Right away, sir. (Flies off)
  • Robert: Alright, prepare all units for an attack. I want my brother rescued no matter the cost! And if he ends up already dead...execute them all!

Later.

  • Tri-corn: "(Holds up the Megaphone) Attention members of, (Sighs detectedly), B.I.T.C.H. You'll be thrilled to know that, surprisingly, Senator Robert has agreed to comply."
  • Intercom was making the sound of a doubtful scoff!
  • Intercom: "Maybe YOU people agreed to co-operate, but Robert did not?! I had asked Ruby to opened a portal to The UU Senate meeting, and he plotted to ambush us like idiots while tricking YOU CLOWNS into thinking he would ACTSELLY give up his brother! THAT, UNGRATEFUL, UNCARING FOOL?!"
  • The Lougers and Police gasped!
  • Tri-corn: ".... That, hypocritical IDIOT?! HE WOULD ALWAYS COMPLAINED TO ME ABOUT GOING BACK ON PROMISES AND YET DOES THIS?!"
  • Lougers and the Police: "NOW YOU KNOW HOW WE FEEL ABOUT IT!?"
  • Intercom: "It's a good think I learned to mistrust you goverment assholes?! Just for Robert's act of dishonesty, THEO'S SCREWED?! RUBY?!"
  • A quick magic sound was heard, the followed by loud, violent bone cracks are heard as the scream intensifives to blood curdling!
  • Theo's voice on the intercom: "NO, PLEASE, STOP, STOP STOP!? SOMEONE, HELP ME- (A VIOLENT RIP WAS HEARD) AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
  • More violent rips were heard on the intercom as well as the screams, until eventally, the screams stopped, but the rips continued!
  • Silence.
  • The Abino Boa retreated back into the building.
  • Intercom: ".... Not what I had in mind, but it's WAY better. Alberta, sorry about your uncle."
  • Jamica and Tri-corn: "ALBERTA?!"
  • Alberta's voice: "He was nothing to me anyway. Nothing but a monster. We did the LBGT community a great faver."
  • Laughing Jessica's voice: "Well, Alehandro is likely gonna freak out on me for being with a group that caused a guy to die, but all in all, nobody said justice had to be clean."
  • Ruby's voice: "I, will never be proud of having to take away a life.... But the lives of victims like you Heather, outwaighs that of a monster's."
  • Main voice: "And you, Jenny.... You gave me the best wedding gift ever."
  • Jenny's voice: "Thank you Heather..... It's all I wanted to hear."
  • Main Voice: "Ruby take us home."
  • A magical teleport sound was heard.
  • Trixie: ".... (Gulp)...... Am I, correct to assume that Dr. Theo is...."
  • Phil: "Yep.... He's history."
  • Another Teleport sound was heard.
  • Robert's voice: "ALRIGHT YOU FIENDISH GIRLS, SURRENDER MY-"
  • Silence.
  • A loud scream was heard!
  • Icky: "AND THOSE BITCHES FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE INTERCOM?!"
  • Po: "I think we would've heard it anyway."

Hours later.

  • A series of bodypart shaped bags were taken to the avilence.
  • Robert stared broken and angry at this.
  • Robert: "...... I, WANT, THOSE, BITCHES, DEAD?!"
  • Jamica: "One slight problem with that, Prime Senator.... Your daughter's a member."
  • Robert was more shocked.
  • Robert: "ALBERTA?! WHY WOULD SHE JOIN THOSE, THOSE, MONSTERS!?"
  • Tri-corn punches down Robert!
  • Tri-corn: "BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T STOP YOUR BROTHER FROM MAKING THE MONSTER THAT CREATED THAT GROUP?! BECAUSE YOU GAVE THEO DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY, HE WAS ALLOWED TO TORMENT HEATHER BOPIS, THE LEADER OF B.I.T.C.H., AND IT RUINED HER LIFE TO THIS EXTENT!? SHE CORRUPTED THOSE OTHER GIRLS, INCLUDING YOUR DAUGHTER, BECAUSE IDIOTS LIKE YOU, NEGLECT TO PUNISH IDIOTS LIKE THEO?! AND FOR WHAT?! BECAUSE THEO WAS FAMILY?!"
  • Robert: "HE WAS AMONG THE ONLY FAMILY I HAD LEFT AFTER THE LEAGE BACK IN THEIR EXTREMEST DAYS TOOK THE REST OF THEM FROM ME?! AND NOW, THOSE BLOOD THRISTY HARPIES HAD JUST MURDERED MY BROTHER?!"
  • Tri-corn: "BECAUSE YOU CAUSED THEM TO BY BEING COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE, RECKLESS, SELF-CENTERED AND ARRIGANT?!"
  • Robert: "OH, LIKE YOU ARE ANY BETTER?! YOU COMMITED WORSE ATOSITIES?!"
  • Tri-corn: ".... At least, I am honest about my mistakes, AND I LEARN FROM THEM?! BUT YOU?! AT LEAST, I HAVE AN EXCUSE OF SOMETIMES BEING PROCESSED BY A GLTICH IN MY CYBER-BRAIN?! You..... You don't do that. You, allow, one, bad misfortune rule your life, and you made that, obviously misinformed tormenter be allowed to do whatever he damn wants and hurt people?! What happened, was obviously just a case of misfortune.... One, that could've been prevented, if you just gave those women what they want and had Dr. Theo punished. AT LEAST, HE WOULDN'T'VE BEEN TAKEN AWAY, IN BODYBAGS?!"
  • Robert: "HOW, DARE YOU, ACT INSENSITIVE TO MY TRAGITY, YOU, YOU, IDIOT?! THAT'S IT!? I, AM GONNA SEE TO IT, THAT I AM GONNA REMOVE YOU FROM POWER, AND BLACKLISTED!? YOU WERE NEVER FIT TO BE A SENATOR?!"
  • Chief Bullington: "Actselly.... Your not allowed to do that anymore."
  • Robert: "WHAT!?"
  • Jamica: "I called the senate an hour earlier and informed them that you might no longer be an adiquite senator anymore. And they agreed. You unintentionally sentenced your own brother to death by being reckless! They agreed that the actions of the Babes Interwined Togather to Comabt Hate, could've been prevented, if you just punished your brother for his cruelty. They ended your brother's diplomatic immunity status, and without you, making Theo's death reckindised as a normal death, meaning that the millaterry will not be allowed to go after them, assumingly, like you would plan to. And right now, they're gonna hold a quick meeting to remove you from power for acts of hypocritcy on your promises and protecting someone respondsable for creating a dangeriously broken girl."
  • Chief Bullington: "And you are ALSO under arrest for trying to interfear in police activity, and conspiracy to protect someone guilty of turning an innosent girl into a psycotic."
  • Robert: "THIS, THIS IS MADNESS?! I WAS ONLY PROTECTING MY BROTHER!? DON'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THE DANGER THIS HEATHER GIRL PROCESSES!?"
  • Axle: "Oh, we do, and we DO IN FACT, plan to deal with these bitches and good! They're guilty of their own crimes! But those were crimes that could've been prevented, if Theo was punished for torturing people!"
  • Robert: "No, NO!? YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! I'M THE VICTIM HERE!?"
  • Pryce: "Perhaps you are. But so is Heather. She would't've been like this at all, if you had just stopped your brother from what he was doing. I can respect protecting family, but sometimes, there are some family members not worth protecting."
  • Chi Fu: "And that Theodore was DIFFENTLY not worth protecting!"
  • Robert: "GET AWAY FROM ME, GET AWAY!? (Takes out an assault rifle, which makes everyone back off)...I am very disappointed in all of you for saying my brother was useless! You're supposed to be heroes! When everyone hears that you let a family member die because 'they aren't worth protecting', then they'll NEVER look at you the same way again!
  • Shifu: NO! They will not be against us because they know who Theo was. You'll end up making yourself more of a disgrace by blackmailing us.
  • Robert:...Very well. You leave me no choice! I'LL KILL THOSE MURDERERS MYSELF!! And the best way to do that...IS TO USE THE INTENSIFIER CANNON!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: You wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't!
  • Po: You do realize that thing is now under the protection of the Galactic Federation, right?
  • Shifu: Not to mention your own daughter is one of them. You're really going to murder your own daughter?
  • Robert: SHE BETRAYED ME!!! AND SHE WILL PAY WITH HER OWN LIFE!! And as for getting the Intensifier Cannon, I was able to steal the blueprints for such a device for such an occasion. (Takes out a duplicate version)
  • Icky: AW, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!
  • Robert: I knew something like this would happen from the start. And it's the only power I have left now that you've turned my own armies against me! And for that, you must die! (Charges up the cannon)
  • Skipper: BRACE FOR IMPACT!! (The cannon fires, yet Merlin was able to magically absorb the power before it could strike)
  • Merlin: (Struggles with the power) I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS POWER!! IT'LL EXPLODE ANY SECOND!!
  • Chief Bullington: FIRE IT AT ROBERT!! HE IS A DANGER TO US ALL!!
  • Merlin: (Fires the blast back at Robert)
  • Robert: "WHAT?! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
  • Force of the impact pushes the Lodgers and others a few feet away and they land in random areas.
  • Po:...(They all recover from the blast as they see Robert has disintegrated from the blast, and the Cannon was destroyed)...We...actually killed someone... NOT revivable.
  • Icky: "Well, not exactly our first time we inadvertingly caused a non-reviveable villain to die out, but it IS the first in a long time."
  • Tricorn: It doesn't matter. He was doomed to die either way. Trying to murder B.I.T.C.H would've been suicide, even with a powerful illegal weapon. And even then, the Galactic Feds would OBVIOUSLY be all over his ass!
  • Axle: Well, B.I.T.C.H still must pay for murdering his brother. It doesn't matter whether he wasn't worth rescuing or not, it's still murder, and it must be answered. And there's a good chance this mess will bring them out.

A hidden base in The Dragon Realms desert.

  • Heather and Jenny were seen holding hands as their soon to be taken place wedding is being set up by Jessica and Ruby.
  • Heather: ".... Finally.... For the first time since ever, I am free, free, of that monster Theo.... That, was the greatest gift ever, Jenny."
  • Jenny: ".... Thank you, Heather.... That means, the world to me."
  • The two were about to kiss when.
  • ???: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
  • The other members were surprised!
  • Alberta was seen in horrid distress! She just destroyed a TV, assumingly over the shocking news of the defelitment.
  • Heather: "...... Alberta, what is wrong?"
  • Alberta: "...... Father........"
  • Heather: "What about him? Did he declair a witch hunt on us over that monster?"
  • Alberta: "..... He..... He went too far, and threaten to kill us with an illegal weapon?!"
  • The team shocked!
  • Alberta: "The lougers..... They were forced to put him out of his misery.... He became a danger to socity...... Because.... Of what we did."
  • Heather was legitamently shocked, as Jessica, Ruby, and Jenny look at her.
  • Heather: "..... Girls, you have to believe me, I.... I didn't mean for THIS to happen! How the hell was I suppose to know, Senator Robert would do something so stupid like that!? I didn't meant for THAT idiot to die?! I just wanted Theo punished?! He could've avoided this if he just CO-OPERATED WITH US?!"
  • Jessica: "..... My mother's gonna STRANGLE ME for this!"
  • Ruby: ".... What have I done?"
  • Jenny: ".... Heather.... What do we do?"
  • Heather: ".... We'll have to retreat from this place, and escape to Mugshotra and hide this heat out?! Ladies, we need to get to that abandoned Leage ship depot. It's our best shot at the moment!"
  • Alberta sighed.
  • Alberta: "The depot is a good distense from here. It'll have to be taken by vitcle."
  • Heather: "Everyone, (The Albino Boa climbs on her), to the bikes?! We're blowing this stand!"

Later...

  • Alberta: (They take off on motorcycles)... Boss, do you think that killing my uncle was the best way to handle this? Look at what had just happened!
  • Heather: It had to be done, Alberta! Robert refused our demands, and he needed to pay. But believe me, if I had just known before this would happen, I would've founded a better way to bring Theo down!
  • Alberta: YOU KNEW MY FATHER WAS AN OVER-PROTECTIVE AND VIOLENT PERSON!! IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D SAY YOU KNEW HE WAS GOING TO TRY AND KILL US WITH AN INTENSIFIER CANNON!!
  • Heather: "Alberta, I didn't know ANYTHING about this?! You have to believe me!? I didn't know he even HAS an alien cannon!? Let alone an ILLEGAL one?! I just thought he was another cushy-jobbed senator!?"
  • Jessica: Heather's right! She's more of a big picture girl! She's not very good in foresight like, Nostradomus or whatever! Besides, where would he get those things? They're too big and too difficult to smuggle across the UUniverses.
  • Alberta: Well, you know what? I don't think I can live with being a murderer! I'm sorry, but I'm turning myself in!
  • The motorcycles stop.
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Alberta: I refuse to avoid something like this for the rest of my life! I only joined so I could assist the LGBT community and many other things as long as my family was safe. I was fine with my uncle dying, but I draw the line with my father! I'm sorry, but I'm tired of helping the basic rights like this. And if you were smart, you'd do the same.
  • Ruby: BULLS***!
  • Heather: Alberta, please, your being too emotional now. I am sorry about your father, I'm truely am, and I'm sure the lougers share those feelings. But we have to get out of here! And we're not running forever, just until this new heat dies down! People will grow to forget it, and we'll be back defending people from goverment and corperete unfairness before you know it! I promise we'll never include murder as an opition again, but I am asking you to calm yourself down and co-operate with us! You're our friend. Our sister.
  • Alberta: And who's going to stop me? (Ruby immediately uses her powers on her) AHHGH! AARRGGGHHHH!!! (She falls off her bike, and Ruby immobilizes her and levitates her onto Heather's bike)
  • Heather: Alberta, I understand your pain. I do. Dr. Theo took away my sanity, but not my heart. I know what it was like to lose a father. To lose a family. My family were victims of an irrespondsable corperate action of Mega-Sci Corp that ended dishastorious!? I was molden into the anthromorthic mantis being you see before you, and I escaped them and became an orphan, only then I was left defenceless to that, asshole of a jungle cat! But then, another Mega-Sci Corp victim, White Coil, our best cyberconnectic eye, helped me escaped your uncle! Alberta, I never meant for any of this to get this far! I am sorry about your family and I'll try to make it up to you, but please! You can dispearse from our sisterhood like this! Remember, we are practicly heroes to those abused by the goverment and corperations!
  • Alberta: You call murdering and unintentionally driving someone into getting murdered heroic? You realize that the punishment you guys will suffer will not be pretty since you're the ones responsible for my father's death!
  • Ruby: We will NOT be punished because we will no be captured. We'll be too fast for them and they're already still miles away!
  • Heather: "Alberta, please! We're all victims of a terrorable twist of fate here. Us, the lougers, your father, everyone! When we get to Mugshotra, we'll hold a funeral ceramony to honor your father a day before a reshudguled wedding for me and Jenny. Alberta, please..... I'm, so sorry, for everything....."
  • Jenny: "Alberta... Please.... We're not just friends and sisters.... We're family....."
  • Laughing Jessica: "Yeah, and family sticks togather to the bitter end!"
  • Ruby: "I do agree that it should've turned out much better, but giving up is not gonna make this situation any better. Even if we were to give up, the corrupt media will basturdised us as murderiors, more then they did before this mess as violent Social Justice Warriors. The system will break us apart, you, Jenny, And Jessica being sent to jail, I get deported back to Equestia and sent to the Black Stailian Asylum thanks to my tainted purity, and Heather will be taken back to Mega-Sci Corp and never released, along with White Coil! Is that what you want?"
  • Alberta: "Nn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-No! I don't want that on my sisters at all! But.... I just, I just can't live with myself over father's death."
  • Heather sighed remorsefully.
  • Heather: ".... We'll help you cope with it. But that can only be atthived if we escape the Dragon Realms, get to the abandon leage depot, and get out of here. Otherwise, we'll be forever seperated from each-other. They'll never allow us to see each-other again, not the goverment, not Mega-Sci Corp, not your mother, not Jenny's mother, not Jessica's family, not Princess Celestia, nobody! Until we avoid this until it dies down, we have to stick togather...."
  • Alberta: "...... Your right girls.... Forgive, my moment of weakness. I was being reckless and stupid. I still care for my father, but your right to stop me. His death, was mainly his own fault. It was not our fault, or even the Lougers. We did what we had to do, and they were only protecting the innosent... Like we were. Your right. We have to stay togather."
  • Heather hugged Alberta.
  • Heather: "That's better."
  • Ruby smiled and placed Alberta back down.
  • Heather: "Now, let's ride, girls!"
  • The motorcycles start up again and ride off!
  • Laughing Jessica: "Gee, I hope that emotional and tear-jerking moment didn't end up giving the lougers and the police time to catch up with us!"
  • Ruby: "JESSICA, YOU IDIOT!? YOU HAD BETTER NOT PROVOKE KARMA TALKING LIKE THAT!?"
  • Laughing Jessica: "Why? I mean, I have heard that their van was fast, but there's no way it can-"
  • ???: HALT! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!! (Police sirens were heard as police cars and the Lodger van began chasing them down)
  • Heather: Nice one, Jessica! You prevoked karma!? Now they're gonna get us!
  • Ruby: Not on my watch! (Uses her powers to torture the drivers of each of the vehicles, causing them to crash into each other, thankfully with no loss of life)
  • The Motorcycles began to drive away!
  • Bullington:... Well, that's perfect! We can't touch or hurt them as long as they have Ruby with them!
  • Jannet: "Based on this old map sir, they're headed to an old abandoned Leage ship depot!"
  • Lord Shen: No doubt they're trying to head to Mugshotra so they can make sure that we don't follow them.
  • Patrick: Uh...what do you mean?
  • Shifu: Mugshotra is more than just a place where the V-CONs take place. It's a lawless world where villains and criminals go to be safe from law enforcement. They go there, then their protectors are sure to protect them.
  • Lord Shen: And my experience with the Villain League means that, since they're what helped bring Mugshotra off the ground, their security forces are unbelievable and strong, even for us Shell Lodgers.
  • Skipper: Then we have to stop them!
  • Felix: How do we do that? Even if we catch up to them, they still have Ruby with them, and she'll end up crushing us like a soda can.
  • Merlin: It helps when you have magic to counteract such incredible power. I'll make sure that pony is disabled so you can have clear sailing all the way.
  • Pony Law: "But we're also gonna need to ambush them so even Ruby can be caught off guard and won't react in time! I'll teleport us to the Leage Depot before they can even get there. Lougers, your gonna have to make sure every left-behind ship never gets the chance to help them."
  • Skipper: "No problem. Smashing leage toys is our speicallity."
  • Rico: Yeah! (Hacks out a bazooka and cackles)
  • Melman: But what're we gonna do with our vehicles?
  • Merlin: Oh, they're easy to fix. We'll just have them sent back to the Dragon Temple for repairs.
  • Gilda: Well, then let's go, these bastards aren't going to catch themselves.

The Leage Ship Depot.

  • The Place looked dirty and abandonned, with the leage symbols very dirty and barely seen, as the fleeing B.I.T.C.H. members arrived.
  • Ruby: "This place reeks of unsettling corruption...."
  • Laughing Jessica: "Not to mention creepy. You'd think, after the lougers raided this place, they would've empited this place of ships."
  • Heather: "Luckly, they didn't knew any better at the time.... And let's hope they don't get idea now. Jenny, you kepted the old leage actess card, right? That's our only protection against the defence system left by Dr. Blowhole."
  • Jenny: "I have it, Heather."
  • Heather: "Good. Now, let's go in, and fast." (They swiped the access card, and they entered) Alright, let's find the nearest--AAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAARRRGGGHH!!! (They see all the VL ships smashed)
  • Ruby:...Oh, there's one over there! (They find an intact ship)
  • Alberta: Good! Let's blow this popsicle stand and--(Suddenly, a rocket blew it up)...
  • Heather:...(Her screaming and reactions are seen at a watch tower as Rico laughed at the reaction)
  • Ruby: What'll we do now?!? those Shell Losers have obscured our only way off the planet!
  • Alberta: Can't you teleport us away?
  • Ruby: My teleporting is not as powerful as an Alicorn's, so there's no way MY magic can teleport us off-planet.
  • ???: HEY, BITCHES!! (Merlin appears and traps them all in a magical bubble)
  • Marty: GOT'CHA!!
  • Axle: Alright, B.I.T.C.H, no more running. You're under arrest for the murder of Theodore Lion.
  • Juan: And I have to say, we are rather disappointed that you would murder your own uncle, Ms. Alberta. You do realize that your father got himself killed thanks to you.
  • Alberta: I don't care anymore! My father had it coming. I cared for him with my heart, but he brought that on himself.
  • Axle: It's technically your own fault for driving him to do it in the first place. He was threatening to murder his own daughter for the death of Theodore Lion.
  • Bullington: Now you're coming with us so you can make up for what you did to them.
  • Heather: "SO YOU CAN LATER SEPERATE US!? We are each-other's only family, since mine were lost thanks to Marz's cruel exspeariments, Alberta coming from a mostly dead family, Jenny from a family tormented by Theodore, Jessica wanting to do what was needed to be done, and Ruby a victim of the Pony Slavery Foundation!? And maybe if Robert wasn't so PATHICLY AFRAID of punishing that, monster, maybe we wouldn't even be here?!"
  • Icky: "Hey, the guy couldn't help it, cause next to Alberta and likely grieving wife, Theo was the only family member HE had! Those two clowns, as assholic as they were, were victims of the original owners of this dump back when they weren't afraid to crosslines! They're basicly were broken like you! They were just as much victims of life being sucky as you lot were!"
  • Heather and the girls began to look at eachother.
  • Po: "Yeah, ok, maybe Theodore shouldn't've been allowed to did what he done, and maybe Robert should've been true of actselly standing up to rights instead of being afraid to losing more family. We agree that Theodore, had NO right to hurt you like he did, Heather. And Rob didn't had a right ignoring it just to protect someone obviously dishonest or corrupt. But did you had to turn yourselves into even bigger monsters then extremest days leagers?"
  • Heather: "....... I..... I couldn't, think straight! I saw, what Theo was doing to people?! He was torturing them and breaking their souls, for a obviously false and wrong belief?! And Robert, defended it and justifyed it as just sciencetific reshearch?! And many people did anything to stop it?!"
  • Axle: "That's because of the Diplomatic Immunity. You tend to end up in legal trouble for violenting."
  • Heather: "WHAT, THE FUCK, WERE WE SUPPOSE TO DO?! IF HE JUST AGREED TO REMOVE THE IMMUNITY AND HAD THEO FINALLY PUNISHED, YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO THE THINGS YOU DID?!"
  • Squidward: "What can you do? Karma is a cruel sea witch sometimes."
  • Jenny: "Please, go ahead and jail us all you want, but.... Don't seperate us. We're family....."
  • Heather: "..... Jenny, I appresiate what your doing, but, just drop it and let them do what they want...."
  • Jenny: "WHAT?!"
  • Heather: "...... Even if they want to keep their promise, the courts and the Senate would say otherwise. Let's face it. I'm classifived as a mutant for obvious reasons, and I'm property of Mega-Sci Corp. I was already wanted even before I made this career choice, espeically now by that Xenon guy, being extremely determined to correct all of Marz's screw-ups.... Including me. He most likely wants to turn me back into a normal Mantis. Alberta's mother would plan to sent her to a very serious reform school to preseve the only legacy of the Aysayer name, and would go to extreme lengths to deny her involvement. Ruby would be taken back to Equestia for obvious reasons. But you can Jessica.... At least you'll have families to keep you safe, and at least Ruby will be able to make a family of her own once that, Purity stuff is through, and Alberta, thanks to her mother's extreme influence, would make a WAY better senator.... Me? I'm generally, nobody. Other then Coil, I have no family..... Jenny, you, you deserve a life better then what I'm putting you through."
  • Jenny: "But, I want it to be with you! Please! Don't just give up that-"
  • Heather: "JENNY, I AM NOT RIGHT FOR YOU?! I made you a wanted girl for countless acts of assulting govermental or corperte people, ruined their lives even reguardless of them desevring it for their greed and evil, enforced the rights of others through the wrongest ways possable, AND YOU JUST AIDED IN THE DEATH OF A SENATOR'S BROTHER?! There's, a good freaking chance, your mother wouldn't approve of me?! Much less your real family. I ruined everyone's life for my own problems! I'm.... I'm not worth it anymore...."
  • Jenny: "Heather, please, I-"
  • Ruby: "Jenny, please... Heather obviously wants us all to have different lives and redeem our mistakes to socity. She wouldn't given up so easily if that wasn't true. Please know, she's letting us go out of love.... She doesn't want us to be dragged to where she's going. She wants us to have a better life."
  • Jenny: "..... (Sniffles).... If that's what you want, Heather.... Very well.... Your command is rekindised....."
  • Trixie sniffles, and started to cry!
  • Skipper: ".... Monster trucks, men... Monster trucks...."
  • Axle: "(Sighs).... This, could've ended on a WAY, WAY, more positive note."

Later.

  • TV: "And after a painful series of tragities that lead to the deaths of Dr. Theodore and Prime Senator Robert N. Aysayer, the group Babes Interwined Togather to Comabt Hate has been finally captured just outside a soon to be destroyed Villain Leage Ship Depot that was the same place of a long prior Louger raid. As socity understood well enough that Senator Robert provoked the lougers to do what they had to, tragity in the Aysayer legacy exists all the same, though in no resentment to the lougers, surprisingly, resentment to Theo, because Robert cared for the controverseal Psyciactric Doctor too greatly. Speaking of which, the former orderlies now follow under the wings of less controverseal Dr. Wings J. Fowler, who plans to convert the factility with a dark history into an asylum and hold only people TRUELY worthy to be there. All those who are any kind of alternate sexual oriantation are set to be release. Meanwhile, B.I.T.C.H., (Chuckles quietly), leader, Heather Bopis, has been returned to Mega-Sci Corp under the control of Xenon and Dr. Kate, already planning to reverse yet another controverseal project by former owner Dr. Marz. The magic user of the same group, Ruby Aura, the direct murderor of Dr. Theo, has already been deported and is being sent to be under the costity of Equestian offictals. The rest of the members will be sent to proper factilies depending on court desidions. Meanwhile, with the lost of a Prime Senator appearent, talks of a new replacement are already underway. And already, takers have been known. Every single in senate and off senate senator wants that seat, and won't stop until it is theres. Anyone who gains the seat will be declaired an undisbutable Senator. An extremely popular senator, Jane Doe, has already announced an interest in the seat, and will aim to appease to the people to earn it."
  • The Tv was reveiled to be in Tri-corn's office.
  • Tri-corn: "Oh no.... Jane Doe..... My serious rival and known critic of my methods."
  • Jamica: "Why? She's, a fairly benvolent person."
  • Tri-corn: "Yeah, but she has ONE controverseal thing against her.... She thinks non-uniformed heroes, the Lougers included, should be restricted to permits to be allowed to do that! She means well and wants to reduse damage typically known from hero and villain fights, but such a thing is too risky and would dangeriously faver villains police forces are often not a match for!"
  • Jamica: "I see...... Well, why don't you fight for the seat to keep it safe?"
  • Tri-corn: "AFTER THE SHIT I PULLED JUST RECENTLY?! I CAN'T!? I'LL BE TOO EASILY DESTROYED BY MY INFAMOUS TENDINGCIES AND ACTIONS?! I DON'T EVEN HAVE SOMEONE TO BE A CAMPAIGN MANAGER!?'
  • Jamica: "..... I'll be your campaign manager. I'll be sure to make people ignor your bad tendingcies and over look your problems."
  • Tri-corn: "..... You, would do that for me?"
  • Jamaica: Well, of course. I love you.
  • Tricorn:...(Barfs for 5 seconds)... PLEASE, don't remind me! No offence in light of certain events, but I STILL don't roll like that! Let's just make sure she doesn't gain the power to technically destroy heroism as we know it!

Dragon Temple

  • Icky: Well, everyone, it seems we completed two missions in a single episode. You thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Kowalski: Donut party?
  • Icky: DONUT PARTY!! (Everyone cheers)
  • TV: We interrupt your cheering to bring you this news flash. It appears that the candidate for the empty Senator's seat, Jane Doe, has been revoked. (They all gasp)
  • Fidget: Why?!?
  • TV: It would seem that Jamaica Boa has come under the order of Senator Tricorn to claim that Jane Doe was intending to make a law that would state that heroism was forbidden unless one has a permit as a means of solving some property damage problems, when in actuality, it would make villainy much easier.
  • Po: (He and the Furious Five groan) You serious?
  • Mantis: ANOTHER Constable Wu?
  • Boss Wolf: Well, this changes everything.
  • TV: So instead of becoming the next Senator, Jane Doe will instead become the consultant for the next Senator instead. We'll keep you posted once the next Senator steps forth. Scorch Scorchington, Dragon Realms News.
  • Spyro:...Well...that was unexpected.
  • Baloo: I know. If she were to become senator, we would've been boned. If it was hard enough to get a Kung Fu permit in DreamWorks China, just imagine how painful it could be if heroism was treated the same way?
  • Puss: I agree.
  • Icky: "Actselly, from what I looked up from Jane Doe, she isn't doing it out of spite against us. She actselly adores us like everyone else. It's just, it's vigilantieisum she has issues with. But she does realise we're impourent and would introduse amends AFTER the permit law passes to make it MUCH more quicker then the standerds in Dreamworks China."
  • Shifu: "Yes, but allowing amendments takes time and debate in the world of demockracy. I have no ill-will for an otherwise benvolent senator, but her well-meaning intetions are too risky for universeal security."
  • Skipper: "And, Ironicly, we owe Jamica and, even Tri-corn a huge thanks for keeping Jane from unintentionally dooming everyone."
  • Cynder: "Well, it's great that even through Tri-corn doesn't exactly appresiate we don't let her get away with her own faults, she at least knows were too impourent for the universes for permits, even IF they would be later amended to move quicker."
  • Shifu: "But villainy moves at the speed of light and sound, FAR, faster, then even the quickest permit system or debate. We're lucky Jane has been known to accept her place and won't complain to the final word of the law she respects too greatly."
  • Icky: "Well, we also better hope she also knows to not always listen to her greedy for power husband and her money grubbing campaign manigers. Those A-holes would LOVE for her to become Prime Senator."
  • Soothsayer: 'Fortunately, Jane is wise enough to not always take their word and tell them to abide to what is desided."
  • Spyro: "All-in-all, we owe Tri-corn our gratatude. Which is why it's more impourent then ever to keep Glitch-corn from ever ruining her ability to be senator, or otherwise, she might not be able to keep Jane or another like-minded senator from restricting us."
  • Shifu: "Agreed. We must be vigilent on any trouble with the potainional to drive Tri-corn into great controversey once again, or we will also become the victim of the fickle hand of polotics."

Epilogue

Skullian Prime.

  • The Architect sees both events unfold.
  • Architect: "(Sigh)...... Not even criminal masterminds and extremeist "Rights Fighters" are safe from those misfits."
  • Architect closes the portal.
  • Architect: "But soon, issues like that, will be the thing of the past. Not just from my plans, but also... From my ambition."
  • The TV appears, showing Titan's face.
  • Titan: "Well boss, I at least made sure Slimeball doesn't remember anything about it. Sucks he didn't get axed though."
  • Architect: "We should just be glad he would no longer be, an issue. At least, the rest of the mafias in your control are more, obedient. Perhaps it's for the best the Slugbutt Mafia is out of the way. They would've ended being like what Junjie is to the leage.... Annoying, troublesome, risk takers, that cause more harm then whatever good they aimed to gained!"
  • Titan: "..... Geese, you sound alittle pissed. Are you still mad about how that guy ended up humiliating Tirek?"
  • Architect: "Mad..... (Angerly grips on his throwne) DOESN'T EVEN JUSTIFIVED MY RAGE?!"
  • Titan: "Yeesh! Maybe I should come back after you cooled down for abit. Yous obviously need some alone time."
  • Architect: "You'd be wise to do so."
  • The Screem turned off and the TV went away.
  • Architect: "..... I, hope, those lougers are not able to get any, worse. I would, hate it, if there is ever a hero that would end up being a dangerious interest for them. (Gets visions of Fu-Xi)..... (Growls quietly, but clearly angerly)....... And I seen, such a threat.... But I know, how to, at best, delay his ineditable includtion to those Lougers, and keep them from becoming even more dangerious to my ambitons then already.... Titan?!"
  • The screen came back and showed Titan.
  • Architect: "Turn back to your old snake form again.... I want you to reach out to the villain leage, once again...."
  • Titan: 'Ok, but it's gonna be after Celestia's latest rampage... Let's just say, they found out about their brief includtion to that Fireworks dishastor. Damn, is the sun babe PISSED!?"

Villain Leage fortress.

  • The Fortress BLEW UP!
  • Celestia's voice: "THAT'S FOR YOUR MALMITULATION ON THE DISHATOR THAT ALMOST RUINED MORE THEN MYTHIC BEASTS RELATIONS?! AND FOR BEING INDIRECTLY RESPONDSABLE FOR A FAIRLY RECENT TRAGITY?!"
  • The Villains climbed out of the rubble.
  • Lord Cobra: "(Coughs), How, did she knew about that time?!"
  • Teen Mang: "That's what I tried to warn you about! Recently, the Slugbutt Mafia was taken down and, they discovered Don Slime being guilty for, everything."
  • Lord Cobra: ".... Well, I assume Don Slime desided to be like Junjie and went against the Mafia Allience's wishes again, now did he?"
  • Teen Mang: "That and, remember back in the second war days when the Leage destroyed the Rebel family leaders, the Aysayers?"
  • Lord Cobra: "(Coughs), Yes, what about those High Council supporting basturds?!"
  • Teen Mang: Well... This kind of lead to more trouble involving a social justice warrior group named... (Scoffs)... B.I.T.C.H., to murder a Dr. Theodore Aysayer, A psyciatric doctor that mistook gayness as a mental illness and tortured LBGT people over it, and unintentionally cause his brother and member of the UUniversal Senate, Robert, into getting himself killed trying to get revenge.
  • Lord Cobra: (His pupils shrink)...(His screams are heard as the camera was off in the distance)...WELL, THIS IS JUST F****** PERFECT!!! NOW WE HAVE TO ONCE AGAIN REBUILD THE FORTRESS BECAUSE OF DUMB LUCK!! MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****!! AAHHH, I WANNA BITE SOMEONE IN THE FACE!!! AAHH, F***!!!
  • Teen Mang: Geez, father, stop swearing, it's easy to build a fortress again. It's happened so many times, we've gotten used to it. Tell you what, let's get over this whole mess by watching Exterm-a-Mate.
  • Lord Cobra: Uh, the VCR AND the recorded tapes are destroyed.
  • Teen Mang: Magic, remember?
  • Lord Cobra:...Well, I'd love to. Oh, how I LOVE that show. Remember the one where the host took the guy by his balls, and he shoved them in his--
  • Jafar: (Coughs as he got out of the rubble, and the rest of the villains did the same thing)...Celestia was MAD!!!
  • Lord Cobra: Don't worry, everyone! I'm sure we'll get payback someday if given the chance. Now let's say we rebuild this place and watch some more Exterm-a-Mate, huh? (The villains mumble in 50/50 agreements) That's what I like to hear.

Later...

  • Lord Cobra: (Laughs as he was recording with the VCR)
  • Contender: NO, NO, NOT THE GRENADE, NOT THE GRENADE!!
  • TV Host: YES THE GRENADE, YES THE GRENADE!! (A thoomp-sound was heard as well as a painful scream, and door sounds were heard, as well as an explosion)
  • Lord Cobra: (Laughs) HE SHOVED A GRENADE UP HIS--
  • Teen Mang: (Comes in) I see you gotten over that slip-up.
  • Lord Cobra: Did I ever! Take a look at what just happened! (He skips back with the remote, and Teen Mang was rather shocked at what happened)
  • Teen Mang:...He seriously did that?
  • Lord Cobra: Oh, this whole world is just a cartoon, he'll walk it off somehow. Douchey McNippick did.
  • TV Host: You think that hurts? Wait until you see THIS! (Painful sounds were heard as the two burst out laughing)
  • Lord Cobra: "Honestly, there would be NOTHING that would make me feel even more better!"
  • Titan as the Old Snake again was hiding in the shadows, watching Mang and Teen Mang.
  • Old Snake: "(Quietly, in Titan's voice) We'll see about that. (Chuckles quietly.)

Fin?

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